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And the dog.
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Nothing is working.
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Oh, perfect.
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Fantastic.
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One, allegedly.
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Ha ha ha ha
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ha ha ha!
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Somebody check rubble! Woo!
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Yeah! Let's,
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check it out. So,
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Well, I tell ya, this is a story, y'all,
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about how my whole strange life flipped upside down.
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But I'd like to take a minute. Let me pull up a chair.
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I'll tell you about Will Smith and the kingdom of despair.
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It is Metro City
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where my pain got raised on movie sets is where I spend most of my day
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smiling, stuttering, and acting real cool, trying to hide the chaos
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brewing under all that food that boomers call out.
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The world turned into scandals bigger than they ever sure got.
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In one messy headline. My rap got snared in the blocks.
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Clean cut the lawn like everything else.
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Ninja man the circus was wild.
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Talk show host asking if I was reconciled.
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Fans dissecting every glance, every glare as if they lived in our bedroom
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because we breathe the same air than jaded spring shows up and boom, there we goes.
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Internet foaming at the mouth
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like they overdosed every side dropping series like a lottery ticket.
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I pulled my hoodie down low and mighty fine. Let them pink it.
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Then came another go.
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So far.
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Whispers that Will Smith like my morning stars tabloid story.
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He loves pretty young boys I don't care for stuttering.
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I'll be his voice on my PR panic set.
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We needed a fake.
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Write a song, make the cash on the homeless and quit it.
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So I stood on the stage,
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smile of this world, awkwardly belting I like pretty girl, like I stare blankly.
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The chorus fell flat, a desperate jingle taped over my crack.
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I tried glitter, rhinestones. Hell, I even sang it.
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But the world smelled fear and refused to break it.
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Then wore night.
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Kane Armstrong thin like Jada's hair, a joke.
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What happened with then?
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I marched up the stage in a blind fear.
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Biggest glaring deliver the slap be seen everywhere clip detonates.
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And when I came out, every time I echo my name in the shower, I muttered,
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I'm not, I'm not.
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I'm just not here.
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But the downfall struck with quickness like such a severe I whistle for a cab.
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It spun off in fear.
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Didn't want a place linked to my career with anything I could say.
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My rap was fair, but I sighed.
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Who cares? Whoa, look at her hair.
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I pulled up to my legs around six 7 or 8, looked at my chaos and whispered,
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this is my fate.
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Stared at my kingdom, riding everywhere.
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I went and sat on my phone as the Prince of nowhere.
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Oh my God, look.
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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It's just a scripted comedy show.
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These guys are not experts, doctors,
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lawyers, therapists, or even particularly well-adjusted.
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Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm,
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or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people events is purely coincidental and kind of hilarious.
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They are not a response for emotional damage, cognitive
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dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urge to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show. It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from HR will be hearing about this.
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By the way. Hi, Dave.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing,
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or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
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I believe this is a movie
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about a heavyset African American woman.
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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Today is our adorable,
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precious
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show.
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And it's more going to be
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a value assessment.
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Like, I value my adorable little dog,
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but I don't think he's precious.
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Precious is set aside as a cut above.
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Well, I'm going to
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I like to talk about pyramids and how they were built
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and why they were built and that kind of stuff.
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Let's build some pyramids.
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And, in order to do so, you got to start with a large foundation,
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a big base, and then, less important, but,
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the middle tier and, and then and then the top,
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I call it the chief cornerstone.
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But, the,
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the, the capstone.
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And so let's start with base
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biological lifeforms like us can survive
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without food for three weeks.
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We can last three days
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without water or without air.
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We can only last roughly three minutes.
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I wonder if there's something we can last without, for three months, maybe sleep.
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But that's that's that.
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First, that base tier, the next basic requirements.
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The next tier of our, building our needs pyramid
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from shelter
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and, community.
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We'll get more into that a little later.
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Tradition.
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Now, I,
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I noticed the, a long standing tradition
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of taking a British show like The Office and turning it into,
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the American show of the same name.
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They did the same thing with shameless.
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Fantastic shows, both
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well, over the weekend.
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I call it best medicine.
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Come to find out, they changed the name in this one, but it used to be
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Doc Martin,
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for a show about a doctor named Martin best.
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Not the boots that are also from the UK.
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I believe,
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but in the Best Medicine show,
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they had a long standing tradition of
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a baked bean supper,
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and this community that barely got along
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would get together once a month
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to eat a baked beans, supper, and they
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shared and community and fellowship and enjoy each other's company.
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And the mean people were nice and it was a delight.
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And that's a nice thing about community
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and fellowship.
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When you value. Wow.
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When you set up your assessment of values, what you value most in in your life,
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a lot of people put money
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way higher on their list than they should.
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It's long been my my stance that if you can't name
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ten things more important than money, then your priorities are screwed up.
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And that's not to say that money's unimportant.
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You can buy a lot of the creature comforts with currency, cash or credit.
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And money is an awful, awfully useful
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thing for for actually what I'm going to talk
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about. So,
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I'm for for me.
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You have to work. I don't have money.
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I don't come from a wealthy background, so I have to go to work every day.
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And bring home a regular check,
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or the bills don't get paid.
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But,
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this this is
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part of my the pyramid we're building.
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I think that's in the second tier.
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The top tier.
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I want to
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I want to include, recreation, amusement.
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We need this, sleep.
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I mentioned it earlier.
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Your brain needs to rest.
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Your body needs to rest so that that's in that second tier.
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And then when you get to the top.
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Now you're talking about entertainment.
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Yes. Fun fantasy fiction.
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And to continue along with your alliteration, faith, family,
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friends, friendship, friendliness, fellowship, freedom and flatulence.
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In our current society.
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And when I was, when I turned 16 and got a, driver's license,
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freedom equaled having a car.
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It seems like we're fairly autonomous, being able to walk wherever we want to go.
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For me,
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actually getting behind the wheel and driving wherever I wanted to go,
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that was true freedom.
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Now there's a series of thought experience, Wow.
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Well said.
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Starting that over,
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there is a series of thought experiments I'd like to take you, run you through.
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And this is.
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What would you do for $1 million?
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Or what would you cut out of your life for $1 million?
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And this is what I mean.
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Like, that's that's why money is such a useful tool in this conversation.
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We know how big of a change, life changing
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event being handed $1 million would be.
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And it's a great way to figure out and assess where your values are,
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what, how you evaluate things in your life.
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And build the pyramid of of your own.
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There's there's a few more pyramids I'm going to build.
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Now, you need to establish your own hierarchy of values
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and,
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and, and figure out what you would do
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for $1 million or what you would, would be willing to,
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accept
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for $1 million.
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So the
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that's just an interesting way to
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to look at it.
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Now, the,
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the meaning of life and the purpose of living,
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I always end up with a circular argument for this.
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The that the the the purpose that our purpose is to seek purpose.
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And the meaning of life is just to live life,
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life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, peace, justice
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in the American way.
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Now, I say that tongue in cheek, but I really mean it.
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We're we're looking for
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some sort of harmony in life, and,
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and that's, it
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important.
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And precious.
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So precious fits into this is its rarity and its importance and its value.
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And, as some of us are looking for
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calm, tranquility, peacefulness, relaxation, stillness.
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Some people are, adrenaline seekers.
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And they want the excitement, and the opposite of all that stuff.
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So, other important things should be trust, loyalty
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to give and receive gratitude and appreciation.
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But we have to serve the base
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well, survive first and then flourish next.
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A lot of people equate what they are
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with what they do, and, and for and for good reason.
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It defines you pretty well.
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When you were introduced to someone, one of the first things
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mentioned is what they do for a living.
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And that's that's true in most cases.
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And it's it's a useful, useful thing.
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And, and,
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you were, you were judged by your success.
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And success is another good
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measurement, another thing to value.
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Not the failures are
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also useful, but, so your accomplishments,
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your sense of accomplishment, you should take pride in your work
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and, and seek to
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improve the world around you.
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So everything from creature comforts,
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a a cozy blanket,
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good tasting food to luxurious items
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like precious gemstone.
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So, another few things that I would like to
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point out should be more important
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than money, stability.
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Confidence.
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Consistency.
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You know, things that you could reliably count on,
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altruism.
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Just making the world a better place.
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Like I just said,
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beauty, adventure, excitement, passion,
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information, everything from knowledge to wisdom.
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That's another one of those pyramids.
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Information being the base knowledge being the middle layer, wisdom being up top.
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So, a lot of people are, we're looking for security
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balance and life truth,
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health, wellness, well-being, fitness
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and and we're comparing these things.
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And a lot of people will say, I'm comparing apples to oranges
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and here's the thing about apples and oranges.
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You can make a reasonable comparison between
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apples and oranges.
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They're both round.
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Oranges are a little squishier than apples.
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I like the crisp
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crunch of an apple, but for me,
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I prefer oranges.
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And now there's a,
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there's a there's a pyramid of of,
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precious metals that
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includes gold, platinum, silver,
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plutonium.
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There's that, that one of them.
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But, no, it's I think it's platinum.
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Plutonium was the one that you use in nuclear, stuff.
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Yeah. Gold. Silver. Platinum.
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Palladium, which I thought was a roller skating rink.
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Rhodium.
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And it's,
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some,
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a few of my pieces of advice that I give
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every week or try a new recipe, which is a creature comfort.
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I always carry
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cash, which is, you know, the value in pocket.
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I would like to extend that out for long term investment.
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And this is not investment advice.
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I'm not, I can't advise you what to do with your money,
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but, wouldn't it be clever for.
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Yeah, I remember just hearing stories, you know, in the Greece
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most recently, the money was devalued to the point
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that it would take a wheelbarrow full of it to buy a loaf of bread.
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That the USSR, they, they had the same thing happened.
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Their their currency was valueless.
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If that ever happens, it would be nice to have some precious metals
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or precious gems lying around to,
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to, you know,
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as security and, to tell us more about that.
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Role.
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The crippled lady.
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So I want to know, do you think this guy is gay?
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Everybody, it's your average jeweler.
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Again, I'm back talking about precious gemstones
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versus semi-precious gemstones.
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And like many things that I talk about, you'll find some interesting distinctions
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between what the average person thinks about these
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and what jewelers actually think about this.
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And we're going to talk about some misunderstandings, some misconceptions.
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And yes, like everything, there's going to be disagreement.
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But I think it's good to hey, thanks for the raid pod.
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We think these are and what they actually are where we're these turn 89.
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So let's get to it and talk about precious gemstones versus
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semi-precious gemstones.
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Wow. Let's.
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Welcome back.
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If you're here for the first time, this is the channel where we talk.
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We talk about the jewelry and things related to gemstones and jewelry.
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And it relates to today's topic, which is precious gemstones versus
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precious gemstones.
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Now I want to go back way, way into the history of gemstones
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and take a look at where this actually came from.
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Really, this is really about
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the English word for word.
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Probably.
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Yeah. Wait, that's not Ozzy Osborne's kid.
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Most English speaking countries you'll hear the term
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precious is my precious zero.
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Now, if you go back to use in most cases, you're going to find strong agreement.
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He looks a lot like considered the most valuable gemstones.
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Yeah, just for most of history.
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The big three, as they're often known in color.
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Gemstones would be your sapphires, rubies and emeralds.
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Now, oftentimes people will consider diamond
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a part of precious gemstones as well.
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But if you're talking about colored stones,
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which I think they're more commonly used for, you're going to be against sapphire.
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What are they going to be colored?
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Add to that is that in their African-American
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gemstones, to be considered a precious gemstone,
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at least it was categorized
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as one of the more valuable gemstones along with the three big gemstones.
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And it wasn't until many years later, until this century, in fact,
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that a large find of amethyst in Brazil made it a much more common gemstone.
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And then, of course, you have large fines
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that have happened in Russia and in modern day to bad gemstones.
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Most of the time, amethyst is not as highly regarded as it once was.
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Now, of course,
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the purple color of it does play into that,
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where purple has often been a color for royalty.
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And certainly that is going to be something just by association
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that gives this royalty a little bit of a leg up on
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some of the different gemstones that, oh, I get it, Prince.
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Amethyst being quartz, it is a much more prevalent
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and naturally occurring gemstone than some of these others we're talking about.
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So in modern day, you don't typically hear amethyst
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at all 25 minutes, but we're only going to watch the first three and Emerald.
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We got two plans for today, and we've developed this
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terminology of precious gemstones, semi-precious gems.
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So most of the time should I keep watching it?
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Precious gemstones fucking loose.
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They're sapphire.
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He's going to sell now I'm sure that.
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Wait, what's he can do? Use it a little bit more broadly.
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Why are you here?
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When someone says a precious gemstone, they're probably referring
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to one of those.
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I'll get into some of the other ways we can and do use it.
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But for the sake of reference, that's the most common use of precious gemstones.
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So what are semi-precious gemstones?
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It's essentially a reference to any gemstone that is not regarded as precious.
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Typically if it's a gemstone and not just a rock
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or a stone that most people don't associate with, what is a gemstone.
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And there are some actual definitions of gemstones.
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But again, for the sake of this video, you can basically think of any gemstone
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that is not sapphire, ruby and emerald as semi-precious.
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Now that's the background of it.
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Why is this a problem? Or why do we need to really talk about it?
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Because it sounds like it's pretty simple and straightforward.
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Mostly I don't it
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I would be able to take that anywhere to go and make sense of it,
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but unfortunately it gets a bit more confusing.
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Excuse me.
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So what's the problem with this terminology?
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Have you lost your mind
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is that we often equate these terms with the value of said gemstones.
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And if you can get some clarity and probably come to the conclusion
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that the quality of the gemstone and the rarity of the gemstone
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are very much the biggest factors when it comes to value.
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Now it is true that ruby, sapphire, emerald are some of the more rare minerals
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that you're going to find. True.
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And so they are much more rare in terms of just how much of them
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there are in the earth than most other gemstones.
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But even right there, you start running into some problems
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because you have a lot of very rare and what some would call
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collector gemstones out there, that there are very few and far between.
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One example I can think of is a stone called bonito white, and a particular
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gemstone dealer that I know uses and actually sells this type of gemstone.
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There's
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and there's
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only a couple vying for this particular one.
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So every year, usually at the Tucson gemstone, what did he say?
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Bring a alloted assortment of oh, my buttons are working fantastic
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within a few hours.
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Because those that are looking for it know it's going to be there.
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And no, there's not a lot of it to go around,
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and it just sells off and it's very expensive.
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And you're probably not going to see any for another year.
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It's just a very rare gemstone considered a collector's gemstone.
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Now, why would something like that not be considered a precious gemstone?
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Again, you can start to see a little
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bit of the problem in the way we use these terms.
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The bigger point though, aside from the example of rarity and some stones
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and minerals actually being more rare, the bigger problem is that the quality.
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Really?
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Why are we watching this emerald?
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An easy one to pick on.
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Emeralds notoriously host
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a lot of inclusions, and when you find a clean emerald,
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oh, you've got a lot of clean emeralds that we can find.
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So the average person is going out looking for an animal.
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It's not uncommon for it to be included
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and maybe even look a little bit hazy because of that.
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So you had this,
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I was told my microphone looks and it's like I'm think very inexpensive.
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So now you're dealing with a large percentage of emeralds
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actually being pretty inexpensive, just for the fact that they don't
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have a high quality to them versus a stone like you're is mentioned,
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or maybe Garnet, where these stones
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have a very high probability of finding a clean and clear crystal.
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And if you were selling a beautiful garnet or a beautiful amethyst
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versus a commercial quality or very low grade emerald,
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you're going to see that
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the value could actually favor the antithesis or the garnet,
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even though you're comparing it to a handled.
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The same thing goes for sapphire and Ruby.
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You can find them in very low quality,
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and you can find other gemstones and different varieties of garnet.
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They're gonna be far more expensive because the quality is nicer
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and they still have an element of rarity to to them.
00:22:51
I can think of many other gemstones that we fall into the semi-precious category.
00:22:54
You have your morganite and your tortellini.
00:22:56
I mentioned different varieties of garnets.
00:22:57
Did you say yellow garnets are a much bigger class of gemstone than we realize?
00:23:00
The point is, if I look at something like that
00:23:02
I'm pretty familiar with, that can be very fast.
00:23:04
And there are certainly some stones, whether it's the specific color
00:23:07
or whether it's by color or whether it's just a lot better.
00:23:11
There we go. Now.
00:23:15
It's going to make it a much more valuable stone.
00:23:19
We're watching this whole fucking thing.
00:23:20
You're a sapphire of, Great.
00:23:23
So with all that said, if the qualities are equal
00:23:26
and you're dealing with a clean, vividly colored sapphire versus
00:23:31
a clean, vividly colored tourmaline,
00:23:34
you're definitely going to pull semen.
00:23:37
Sapphire.
00:23:38
Same for.
00:23:38
Yes. To do the same for emerald. No.
00:23:40
Let's talk to that point you guys.
00:23:42
You could skip through the the key line.
00:23:45
What.
00:23:46
Why don't you tell me the timestamp where it was,
00:23:49
of three minutes, 24 seconds?
00:23:52
That is not.
00:23:52
Thank you. Sapphire.
00:23:54
That's way too specific.
00:23:55
I think you just made it up of these others we're talking about again,
00:23:58
in modern day, you don't typically hear amethyst at all regarded in what?
00:24:04
What did he say? That we're looking for?
00:24:07
That's your specialty.
00:24:11
I know,
00:24:12
I don't want to cut to the chase.
00:24:15
Confusing, but we already watched the whole thing.
00:24:16
Now. Now I'm going back.
00:24:19
So it's not the problem with this terminology.
00:24:23
The biggest problem is that
00:24:25
we often equate these terms with the value.
00:24:29
If you're talking about Amethyst.
00:24:32
Yeah.
00:24:32
Being purer than the rubies, emerald
00:24:35
and the other one,
00:24:38
like, for example, if you have a point of that,
00:24:42
I don't think it was the whole point, but it was the main point maybe.
00:24:45
Yeah.
00:24:45
So like, yeah, it's a bridge thing or not on it.
00:24:52
We could have, I thought which
00:24:55
one of our little
00:24:57
catchphrases.
00:24:58
And it was a good point to end this video,
00:25:02
but we blew right past it.
00:25:05
That was really a productive segment where I don't associate it really well.
00:25:09
Keep yapping.
00:25:09
I think there were notes about it somewhere, but
00:25:13
why don't we fix it?
00:25:14
It's right around you,
00:25:17
right around when the stream happened at one.
00:25:23
All right.
00:25:23
We're going to find it now.
00:25:24
We're not going to move on till we do a much more prevalent
00:25:27
and naturally occurring gemstone. And some of these there has not been.
00:25:30
So on Monday,
00:25:31
you don't typically hear amethyst at all regarded in the same way as you would
00:25:33
sapphire ruby enamel.
00:25:35
Now we fast forward to today
00:25:36
and we've developed this terminology of precious gemstones.
00:25:38
And sometimes we pass it.
00:25:39
So most of the time when you hear this, precious
00:25:43
gemstones are a reference to either
00:25:46
sapphire, ruby or emerald.
00:25:49
Now, I'm sure that some people do use it a little bit more broadly,
00:25:54
but in my interactions when someone says
00:25:57
a precious gemstone, they're probably referring to one of those.
00:26:03
I didn't hear it.
00:26:03
Here it comes.
00:26:04
Oh, they are talking into some of the other ways we can and do use it.
00:26:09
But for the sake of reference, that's the most common use of precious gemstones.
00:26:15
So what are semi-precious gemstones?
00:26:19
It's essentially a reference to any gemstone.
00:26:22
Did I miss it?
00:26:22
It's not regarded as precious.
00:26:25
Typically, if it's it's African and not just a rock
00:26:29
or a stone that most people don't associate with.
00:26:33
What I have is a timestamp for all.
00:26:34
And there are some actually, I meant for 35.
00:26:40
For 35?
00:26:43
Yeah. It's just after this.
00:26:44
It's just after versions of gem.
00:26:46
I believe you 100%.
00:26:47
As much as I believe in the after, it doesn't matter.
00:26:50
Can basically think of any gemstone that is not sapphire.
00:26:54
Then where the irony is.
00:26:57
No, I didn't use that. Right. The
00:27:00
problem is no one heard me, right?
00:27:03
I've had my finger on the frickin
00:27:05
stinger that you want to place is your finger capital.
00:27:08
And I finally let go.
00:27:09
I'm surprised it didn't play actually semi-precious.
00:27:12
Now that's the background of it.
00:27:14
Why is this a problem?
00:27:16
Or why do we need to really talk about it?
00:27:18
Because it sounds like it's pretty simple and straightforward.
00:27:21
Oh my goodness, I don't think be Jason would be able to take that
00:27:25
anywhere they go and make sense of it,
00:27:28
but unfortunately it gets a bit more confusing.
00:27:32
So what's the problem with this terminology that you may be hallucinating?
00:27:36
The biggest problem is that many often equate
00:27:40
these terms with the value of said gemstones.
00:27:43
And if you've watched some of my other videos,
00:27:44
you've probably come to the conclusion that the quality of the gemstone
00:27:46
and the rarity of the gemstone are very much the biggest factors
00:27:49
when it comes to going to look at the transcript.
00:27:51
Now, it is true that Ruby, sapphire,
00:27:55
Emerald are some of the more we're live, right?
00:27:58
Yeah, yeah we are.
00:27:59
We might just want to
00:28:00
overlay are much more rare in terms of just how much of them.
00:28:04
I don't think this pay off is going to be what you think.
00:28:06
Other gemstones, you know, or even in there,
00:28:09
you start running into some problems.
00:28:11
Okay.
00:28:11
Yeah, a lot of very rare.
00:28:13
And what someone what if I go all the way back to the beginning?
00:28:16
We'll watch it one more time.
00:28:17
That was last year. This stones.
00:28:20
And it wasn't until many years later, until this century, in fact,
00:28:26
that a large find of amethyst in Brazil.
00:28:30
With that, it made it a much more common gemstone.
00:28:32
And then, of course, you have for it that have happened in Russia
00:28:36
and in modern day.
00:28:37
I really thought it was during that part of gemstones.
00:28:40
Most of the time, amethyst is not as highly regarded as it.
00:28:44
We're at three months now.
00:28:45
Of course, the purple color of it is three into that word.
00:28:49
Yep. Or has often been a color for royalty.
00:28:52
And certainly that is going to be something just by association.
00:28:57
You know, he wants to play a little bit of this right here, a leg up on some
00:29:01
oh gemstones that okay that it might be near but that's not working.
00:29:05
He is fucking fantastic.
00:29:09
Not working
00:29:11
for one of its other gemstones that it. Yep.
00:29:14
But the real all of that amethyst
00:29:16
or that quartz, it is a much more prevalent.
00:29:20
And I hit it. Dude, it didn't work then. Whatever.
00:29:22
We're not even better on.
00:29:28
Oh, yeah.
00:29:31
If you. Yeah, yeah.
00:29:32
I'm not
00:29:34
gonna let this in.
00:29:36
And we've, No.
00:29:38
Click to the click to the video for you to turn it off the stones.
00:29:43
So most of the time when you hear this precious gemstones.
00:29:47
Oh, I see you are a record.
00:29:50
Just that this would be madness.
00:29:52
Yes. Now, I'm sure some.
00:29:55
I'm surprised that there's still people watching.
00:29:57
Holy.
00:29:58
I says there are guard five.
00:30:00
There it is. The stars we touch.
00:30:02
The sky is on the backs of giants.
00:30:04
Fire! We roar so I can. We get much higher.
00:30:13
You have no okay.
00:30:14
Since I audience friends, I already lit the show on fire.
00:30:20
Yeah, well, yeah.
00:30:22
I've got some,
00:30:25
I don't know.
00:30:25
Housekeeping.
00:30:27
I've got a bone to pick with. Draw.
00:30:29
I've got a, the, managers, the the,
00:30:33
the producers meeting that I ignore every week for three years now.
00:30:39
I want to participate in that, like, live on air.
00:30:43
And that's, you can skip all of my clips
00:30:47
except for, again.
00:30:52
No. You can skip
00:30:56
all of my clips except for gag reflex.
00:30:59
So we can skip Sabina.
00:31:01
We can skip whatever.
00:31:03
It's just tell me when to put,
00:31:06
You can skip.
00:31:07
Why don't we both talking about what we're going to do?
00:31:09
We can skip. Sabrina. Great idea.
00:31:12
This is off.
00:31:14
Let me get my head.
00:31:15
He's doing this to save time.
00:31:17
The irony.
00:31:18
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
00:31:20
Okay. So. Okay.
00:31:21
We could have played the paper draw 40 minutes. Okay.
00:31:24
And it's not about him cutting into the the beginning with the crazy eyes.
00:31:30
Okay?
00:31:30
This is how you can tell Crazy Eyes when you can see
00:31:33
the whites above the iris, like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:31:37
So that why it's hard to look at seeing someone was blazing,
00:31:42
but, But no, no acting crazy.
00:31:45
We have a show called crazy is perfectly appropriate.
00:31:48
Screaming at us that that we're ruining the show is, in fact, good for the show.
00:31:53
The problem I have with draw
00:31:56
is two two references in the last two weeks about non-sequitur,
00:32:02
being used in correctly.
00:32:05
And I got it correct and mine is in correction.
00:32:08
I don't know if your, speech here is a non-sequitur.
00:32:11
You've just said, you see, okay, you know, you're using it correctly.
00:32:15
They're non-sequitur.
00:32:17
No, I think it was a proper way.
00:32:19
You see, non-sequitur
00:32:22
is a logical fallacy used in an argument.
00:32:25
And,
00:32:27
and and, it's just a Latin phrase that means this does not follow that.
00:32:32
And it's like saying, this place has good cheeseburgers.
00:32:35
I think I'll have a salad or so, have a salad, like, like staying
00:32:41
because this this place has good burgers.
00:32:45
I think I'll have a salad.
00:32:46
It doesn't follow.
00:32:47
It doesn't logically follow.
00:32:50
But what if I like salad?
00:32:51
I like salad, but I do like potato chips.
00:32:54
Well, you always like salad. Impressed you.
00:32:56
They've impressed.
00:32:57
But you told me that I used something else one at a time.
00:33:01
Non-sequitur? No, we just.
00:33:04
We go for one another. I don't mind,
00:33:07
anyway, but
00:33:08
you told me, two weeks ago that I used non-sequitur incorrectly,
00:33:12
and last week you said I used it in a way that the reason what I just described,
00:33:17
which I wouldn't do, I said, you use, you said it was like this segment follows
00:33:21
this segment and it doesn't go together.
00:33:24
That's not what that phrase means.
00:33:28
Let's say, well, why are you yelling it out loud then?
00:33:31
When I, when I try to parse to a new like topic.
00:33:38
I don't know that I haven't, I'm sure I am,
00:33:41
but my thumbnail thing isn't working, so I have to find it in the fucking word.
00:33:46
Use parts, can you?
00:33:47
Whoever finds it first, just click it, I don't know.
00:33:50
So okay, I'm forgetting I've got some notes on the monologue
00:33:54
because rather than oh please, what we're going to do, let's start doing something.
00:33:58
Yeah. You know, just don't yell at us, man. We'll do it.
00:34:00
Whatever you want, man.
00:34:01
We are actually, I feel like yelling.
00:34:07
Why am I up there?
00:34:08
I'm half deaf. That's the only reason I said.
00:34:11
You said you are not wealthy.
00:34:14
Not wealthy?
00:34:15
Not wealthy.
00:34:16
Based on the data from the US Global Wealth Report of 2025, covering data
00:34:21
up to the end of 2030 for the global Meaning Wealth per adult
00:34:23
is definitely lower than the average wealth, reflecting high high inequality.
00:34:28
Global median health approximately growing health, global median wealth
00:34:33
approximately $8360 to $9000
00:34:38
USD per adult.
00:34:41
That's meat right?
00:34:42
Oh, I'm doing better than that.
00:34:44
Yeah, yeah.
00:34:45
So you want me?
00:34:48
You are not not wealthy.
00:34:49
You are very wealthy.
00:34:50
Does this one work?
00:34:51
Why do I feel impoverished?
00:34:54
Median wealth varies dramatically.
00:34:55
Dramatically by region. Well, no shit.
00:34:57
With the 2023 data showing the median of 95,225
00:35:01
in North America, compared to just 1111 in Africa.
00:35:06
Africa. Right.
00:35:07
And I thought this is very interesting.
00:35:09
When I was looking into the same exact kind of information you're talking about,
00:35:13
there's like, people die
00:35:16
every second or at least every minute of starvation.
00:35:20
Think about this.
00:35:21
If you had to pay for your air and once,
00:35:26
once you stop being able to afford air, you would stop breathing.
00:35:31
That is
00:35:33
what the owner of it is
00:35:34
the owner of Nasally Wants, or the CEO of Nestle wants to somehow
00:35:40
make a commodity out of air.
00:35:41
It's funny you say that he's already done it with water. Air is next.
00:35:44
He literally wants to rise in the air and force you to buy clean air.
00:35:49
I think there's allegedly
00:35:51
it is I think the non second
00:35:54
not to be non sequitur, but the non sequitur thing
00:35:56
I need to take full responsibility for
00:35:58
because I think I'm the one that said it's just simply a non topic following.
00:36:02
And then George just kind of followed that,
00:36:04
which it kind of is as long as our topic is logical, right.
00:36:08
And then it doesn't become logical.
00:36:11
No, it's actually a logical fallacy.
00:36:14
Or you specifically say in a statement this is because of that and it's not.
00:36:22
That and I would not use that incorrectly.
00:36:26
And,
00:36:28
draw said I did.
00:36:29
And draw is
00:36:32
again, I think it's my fault because he heard me
00:36:34
make up the wrong definition, because a lot of times
00:36:36
I'll just make a top of my head. No, again.
00:36:39
Yeah.
00:36:39
I'm not leaving you to a new topic.
00:36:41
He would yell non sequitur.
00:36:43
And so I was getting confused because I don't understand.
00:36:45
Yeah. No, no, you confuse very easily.
00:36:48
Do you see how that works I don't do you watch this.
00:36:50
I'm taking responsibility for the time you get to a new story
00:36:53
when they go to the whether.
00:36:54
Are you like a non sequitur?
00:36:56
Oh no.
00:36:58
See, you're definitely getting.
00:37:00
Yes, yes. No. He's right, he's right.
00:37:03
You did it.
00:37:03
We both did it. Two.
00:37:04
Every time we change the topic, we just said non sequitur.
00:37:06
Whether that was right or not, that's what he ran with.
00:37:08
Okay. All right.
00:37:09
Oh okay.
00:37:10
So that's what he thinks that he didn't understand.
00:37:12
I, you know what?
00:37:14
It's kind of like the way you deal with the any retard.
00:37:17
Just let them go with it.
00:37:18
Go ahead. That's fine.
00:37:20
That's. It's a door. It's adorable.
00:37:22
So much so, it's friggin precious.
00:37:25
Just like the.
00:37:25
Just speaking of air.
00:37:26
Non non sequitur, this son of a bitch lowered his shit to $800 USD.
00:37:32
Now he said now we can afford it.
00:37:36
No, I offered him 50, I said, or what did I 50,000?
00:37:39
You offered him $50,000?
00:37:40
Man, you are a true wrestling.
00:37:43
Yeah, you offer taunt,
00:37:45
but, no one's biting.
00:37:46
The quality of air is depleting as time goes by.
00:37:49
Maybe that's why he dropped it.
00:37:51
That's the value.
00:37:51
Yeah, I think he fills it up every week with new air.
00:37:56
There's only one last match.
00:37:57
What are you talking about?
00:38:00
I would want newer air.
00:38:02
He'll come back.
00:38:04
So you had mentioned something
00:38:06
about money in your monologue?
00:38:09
It was mostly about money.
00:38:11
I kind of wanted to avoid that, but it is,
00:38:14
it is.
00:38:18
Gabriel.
00:38:19
You're not supposed to talk to people or be visible, I know that.
00:38:23
Then why did you do this?
00:38:25
He was a lost soul.
00:38:27
I tried to show him that wealth wouldn't solve all his problems.
00:38:31
And it seems to have solved most of his problems.
00:38:36
Yeah, okay.
00:38:37
My father in law used to say, if all of our problems
00:38:41
can be solved with money, then we don't have any money and any problems.
00:38:45
I also don't we don't have any money and I drink take.
00:38:49
Right.
00:38:49
And that is so much easier to say when you have a lot of money.
00:38:53
I challenge you both to come up with ten things that are more important than money.
00:38:57
That was the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my life
00:39:00
that don't have anything to do with money.
00:39:02
Go. You don't have anything to do with money, see?
00:39:05
Yeah, like you can't say prospering or wealth because that's money, right?
00:39:10
Are you going to say happiness? Friendship, family?
00:39:12
Yeah, yeah. All that.
00:39:14
All those people would disown you without money.
00:39:16
How many times are you going to go pay
00:39:17
for your fucking friends dinner and movie and all that shit?
00:39:19
Well, maybe you're different. You have your friends live.
00:39:21
I don't look back on it, I said yes, it is,
00:39:25
a way to buy a lot of these creature comforts.
00:39:28
But do you know. Yeah. You
00:39:31
know who says money isn't the greatest thing?
00:39:34
Peacefulness.
00:39:35
Rich people love
00:39:38
gratitude.
00:39:41
But,
00:39:44
I don't know. Go ahead.
00:39:46
I'd rather like.
00:39:48
I'd rather be satiated than, have a fucking big words.
00:39:53
Can't you just say satisfy?
00:39:57
I actually, I was guessing,
00:40:00
that that is that is actually what it means.
00:40:03
But if you can get more satiated, the more money you have. So.
00:40:10
So it actually.
00:40:11
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:40:12
Here's the real here's the real statement.
00:40:14
You may have such a pathetic life or be so depressed
00:40:17
or have so many problems that money has nothing to do with it.
00:40:20
But money is a good start.
00:40:22
You can.
00:40:23
Yeah, you can't buy happiness,
00:40:25
but you certainly can't even come near happiness being indigent and homeless.
00:40:29
Or maybe you can. Maybe no responsibilities.
00:40:32
Ignorance is bliss.
00:40:33
I hate the concept that our fiat currency system is the answer.
00:40:39
The solution to so many problems when in fact it's based on nothing.
00:40:44
No, it's based on a promise that we agree that it's something.
00:40:47
It's right. It's based. Yes, yes,
00:40:50
because it was just based on nothing.
00:40:52
Then it would be nothing.
00:40:52
Not that nothing exists or you can prove it, but right.
00:40:56
There is no nothing. Nothing doesn't exist.
00:40:59
There is no nothing means there's something.
00:41:03
Not precisely.
00:41:05
That's a non-sequitur, Brady.
00:41:07
Right? There is. No.
00:41:08
I'm kidding, I'm kidding. That's not what that means.
00:41:10
There is nothing.
00:41:12
There's no nothing.
00:41:13
There's something.
00:41:16
We did this show
00:41:18
actually, like, two and a half years ago.
00:41:21
Ashley
00:41:22
actually, we're going to have a little later
00:41:26
talk about why I didn't notice any mash ups.
00:41:29
And today, Not today.
00:41:33
I said a Bublé one.
00:41:34
I said a late, crazy one.
00:41:36
I said, a country one.
00:41:39
The late crazy one.
00:41:39
We did.
00:41:42
But, we did last week.
00:41:44
Yeah, we did it last week.
00:41:46
Wow. And then the second one was Bublé.
00:41:51
Yeah, I did a public one.
00:41:52
I think that was last week, two.
00:41:55
Wow. Well, I, I'm sure the.
00:42:00
I could send a Bublé
00:42:01
one every week, like, Bublé everything.
00:42:04
Please, please don't.
00:42:07
Please, please, please don't.
00:42:09
I was trying to do a live one.
00:42:12
Prince. Diamonds and pearls.
00:42:14
Yeah, those are pressure.
00:42:16
Your old wives are not.
00:42:18
Well, I made one.
00:42:19
I just nobody sent.
00:42:20
No. No bubbly.
00:42:21
I did, though I better check.
00:42:24
I probably just didn't get grabbed because I see I'm
00:42:26
upgrading everything and doing drastic changes.
00:42:28
And I keep breaking shit.
00:42:31
Country song.
00:42:33
Buy me a boat.
00:42:36
Yeah.
00:42:36
The only one I see is crazy mash up.
00:42:38
Oh. Value assessment mash ups.
00:42:40
Those did not get picked.
00:42:42
Then why is that
00:42:45
producer.
00:42:46
Oh, never.
00:42:50
Let me double check where oh value is.
00:42:52
Oh, see, do me a favor.
00:42:53
If you're titling things don't put mash up 50 or 60 or 100 characters
00:42:57
because it gets truncated and I don't see it unless I scroll.
00:43:00
So all I see is value assessment.
00:43:02
Try to find
00:43:04
assessment value.
00:43:06
Just put the workshop property on whatever.
00:43:09
Just put mash ups.
00:43:10
Tell me in the first word what it is.
00:43:12
If it's different than just a clip like you're get.
00:43:15
I like the roll.
00:43:16
The I know exactly.
00:43:20
All right.
00:43:20
What's next?
00:43:23
Gag reflex stuff.
00:43:25
A lot of what I've got on YouTube flex videos
00:43:28
all friggin day, so
00:43:33
I'm not going to watch it.
00:43:34
I'll just play it because I've been a little under the weather,
00:43:38
and I will probably start barfing and shitting everywhere.
00:43:40
Oh, that'd be great.
00:43:42
Great for you. Maybe.
00:43:45
Yeah, that's what I was talking about.
00:43:47
My value assessment.
00:43:48
You sure I should play this on?
00:43:50
Oh, yeah.
00:43:51
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Yes.
00:43:54
Orange.
00:44:06
That, Let me.
00:44:11
Okay.
00:44:12
So I do it. Oh.
00:44:14
For me, I'll do this in, like, when it's really cold.
00:44:18
Yeah, but not just from noises,
00:44:20
but like, you know, guess what.
00:44:23
What.
00:44:24
Yeah.
00:44:27
It gives her every time.
00:44:30
Yeah.
00:44:31
It's for the kids, dude.
00:44:33
So if she.
00:44:34
What? It's so funny.
00:44:37
You take down a woman with a noise, you notice there's no men.
00:44:40
You notice that, right?
00:44:41
That's true, that's true.
00:44:46
Hahaha.
00:44:47
Okay, fine, fine.
00:44:48
No more.
00:44:52
I thank you.
00:44:54
So we,
00:44:56
Yeah.
00:44:59
Oh. No.
00:45:00
You think this is good?
00:45:01
Good good good good.
00:45:03
Stop it.
00:45:05
I, I think it is.
00:45:07
I think it's good enough for me.
00:45:09
Okay, that was it.
00:45:10
That was it.
00:45:11
They call that a giggle.
00:45:12
Giggle stick. By the way,
00:45:14
not to be confused.
00:45:15
Oh, that's the other. Yeah.
00:45:17
You're supposed to shake it and it goes. Yeah.
00:45:19
You want to see my mustache?
00:45:21
Shake it until it.
00:45:22
Oh, I do not want to see you're again.
00:45:26
Thank you for asking.
00:45:30
I don't know.
00:45:31
I got hooked on those those, gag reflex videos a couple weeks ago,
00:45:35
and I didn't want to share him, and I didn't want to share,
00:45:37
but they cracked me up so hard, I thought someone else must appreciate these.
00:45:43
Please comment.
00:45:44
You appreciate the gag videos.
00:45:46
We would love to know.
00:45:48
And while you're and and like, comment and subscribe, I'm
00:45:51
sure we all thumbs up the videos on YouTube and on Rumble
00:45:54
because we really need that for the algorithm
00:45:57
and a rumble.
00:45:58
It it does help.
00:45:59
Contrary to YouTube, where you just have to basically buy your views or buy
00:46:01
your way up to to possible views.
00:46:04
Rumble, clicking. What's this Guardian.
00:46:09
This is called a podcast.
00:46:11
No other thing on the screen.
00:46:13
What's this called again?
00:46:16
Oh, that's a thumbs up.
00:46:17
Click that. Click that thumbs up and like it.
00:46:19
If you don't like it, click, click. You don't like it.
00:46:22
We just want to know if you're there.
00:46:23
If you're not a bot.
00:46:26
I usually put work into the show.
00:46:29
The viewers appreciate that.
00:46:31
But from what I found from other content that gets a lot of views,
00:46:34
not really required the effort part,
00:46:37
I know,
00:46:40
but this was important to me because
00:46:43
that's what the precious means
00:46:46
rare, important and valuable.
00:46:49
Oh, and also adorable.
00:46:52
Yeah, you can't.
00:46:56
That's why I.
00:46:59
Wrestle.
00:47:02
With this Harry Potter.
00:47:07
No. Close enough, though.
00:47:08
I will just give it to you.
00:47:10
But no, I have not seen any of them.
00:47:13
But haven't read the book.
00:47:15
But it's Lord of the rings.
00:47:16
You know, I know the rings, right?
00:47:18
Yeah, I know the entire story.
00:47:19
But I have never read the book or seen the movie.
00:47:22
You know the entire story
00:47:24
without reading the book or seeing the movie. Yep.
00:47:29
Maybe not the entire.
00:47:30
I don't even know.
00:47:32
I don't know how that works, but little people and
00:47:35
trying to find know they go on quests.
00:47:37
I know the Eye of Sauron is the big thing at the end.
00:47:39
Oh, sorry. Spoiler alert
00:47:42
I like me as Gandalf and, Frodo.
00:47:46
George Baggins.
00:47:50
At the intro of this this, flabbergasted cast.
00:47:54
That was great.
00:47:55
I am Gandalf Gray.
00:47:58
Oh, let's get off the gray I and this is.
00:48:00
Please don't make fun of me.
00:48:01
I thought it was Gandalf the Great,
00:48:04
great, great, because I've only vaguely.
00:48:07
Oh, I will talk gray like the beard.
00:48:11
Yeah. No.
00:48:12
Why is he called the get off the gray?
00:48:17
Because he
00:48:18
used to be good and he turned evil, but not fully evil.
00:48:21
So it's kind of between white and black.
00:48:24
Seriously? You follow?
00:48:26
Yeah, yeah.
00:48:27
And whatever happened to the good guy getting the black hat?
00:48:30
White hat?
00:48:31
You know, that was it. That was exactly it.
00:48:34
He was white and all white.
00:48:36
And he went great.
00:48:40
Catch up.
00:48:41
For this video, you're muted.
00:48:45
Do you want me to unmute your white boy I wonder how long I was muted for.
00:48:48
That's weird.
00:48:49
Oh, I thought you were just being quiet.
00:48:51
No. Yeah, I'm trying to trigger Hill holds.
00:48:54
Yeah.
00:48:54
For that, I'll tell you from my point of view,
00:48:56
I sure as fuck wasn't going to say anything about it.
00:49:01
So, Oh, shoot.
00:49:03
I should be muted for this really quick.
00:49:04
Yes.
00:49:06
Well, wait, can we at least address that?
00:49:08
That's what happens when we don't.
00:49:10
Would you rather get pissed at us or not be able to be heard for 40 minutes?
00:49:15
Not what we would want.
00:49:16
What you would want with ketchup.
00:49:19
Oh, I'm having a shit.
00:49:21
See, I forget it doesn't.
00:49:22
The other streamer doesn't share until.
00:49:24
Goddamn you see what?
00:49:26
Going back to Gary's monologue, take pride in what you do and seek to improve.
00:49:29
What is this shit?
00:49:31
Yes. It's pressure.
00:49:33
He's still doing a monologue with a dog on his lap, interrupting it.
00:49:36
I haven't seen much improvement to anything going on with what he's doing
00:49:40
either.
00:49:40
Same horse shit in the background
00:49:42
you didn't even like self-improvement is mental masturbation.
00:49:45
Fight club.
00:49:47
Wait, what? What are you trying to say?
00:49:49
That's a movie with a crazy person, though.
00:49:51
I mean, don't you?
00:49:52
Not that the whites.
00:49:54
You can see the whites all the way around the iris.
00:49:56
Okay.
00:49:57
You know Brad, this guy, right?
00:50:01
But it doesn't exist.
00:50:04
Brad Pitt in real life. Twice.
00:50:06
Oh, hey, scientist, prove this week that we do not live in a simulation.
00:50:11
How did this. How do they prove that?
00:50:13
I don't I don't know, I you know what?
00:50:15
I lost interest and took a nap,
00:50:18
so I proved it by taking a nap
00:50:21
I used to.
00:50:22
You're on the air.
00:50:23
Taller.
00:50:26
You're triggering me.
00:50:27
I went to the caller computer. What the fuck?
00:50:29
I know, I don't know. This is his father.
00:50:32
I do this now.
00:50:34
There's the caller.
00:50:35
Caller, you're on the air.
00:50:37
Okay? Oh, yeah.
00:50:38
There's there's no go ahead. Caller.
00:50:40
There's no call there. You please.
00:50:43
There's no call because they don't know what number to call.
00:50:46
All the difference is three rooms. Three.
00:50:48
I'm sorry, drew, am I talking over you? I didn't mean to.
00:50:50
I'm going to.
00:50:51
I'm going between.
00:50:52
Oh, if. Right.
00:50:53
I'll get in between. I'll get a sentence out eventually. In between.
00:50:57
Oh, okay.
00:50:57
Good job.
00:50:59
You're talking about the pyramids and known.
00:51:04
Okay, that was me.
00:51:05
I've been.
00:51:07
I'm going to have to hit so hard. Road.
00:51:09
You know what?
00:51:10
You know what
00:51:12
there are now.
00:51:13
I love that map.
00:51:15
What was the point of describing that?
00:51:18
Precious?
00:51:18
What was the precious about the pyramids purchasing?
00:51:21
Because the pyramids are precious.
00:51:24
They are.
00:51:25
But I had all these different likening to pyramids.
00:51:28
I didn't I didn't really understand it.
00:51:30
Well okay.
00:51:31
So like, yeah, yeah, I feel like I, I had three examples of building pyramids,
00:51:37
but that was for the value assessment
00:51:39
to build your way up to precious, which is at the top.
00:51:43
Why is the precious at the top just based on like a elevator system
00:51:47
of rarity, importance, value and everything's at the top?
00:51:52
No, but the what about the things that are underneath?
00:51:55
You can't drink water and those are.
00:52:00
That's the base. It's the foundation.
00:52:01
And it's not precious, but it's way more necessary than anything above it.
00:52:08
Now you're getting in the pyramid.
00:52:12
What about the structure?
00:52:12
Go or so below it.
00:52:14
He's got a point of a brilliant draw show thing. Now.
00:52:19
No, no, not to at least midnight.
00:52:21
You can't.
00:52:23
Fine. Go.
00:52:24
Especially since it's 50 degrees.
00:52:28
I know it's beautiful, I but I still have the heater
00:52:31
on in front of me and the heated blanket with the dog on it or right here,
00:52:35
but that's okay.
00:52:36
So I know you're not.
00:52:37
I know you're not going to agree with this,
00:52:38
but I just simply Google what's more precious than precious
00:52:43
wisdom came up, godly character came up.
00:52:45
I know you're going to true faith came up.
00:52:49
I had faith in my
00:52:50
list, and I had, a lot of those other things.
00:52:54
What's more precious than precious wisdom and understanding?
00:52:58
Faith, genuineness of faith.
00:53:01
I mentioned faith and wisdom,
00:53:03
but you didn't mention the word of God,
00:53:06
or virtue or life and love.
00:53:10
Well,
00:53:12
how about beyond?
00:53:13
Beyond precious?
00:53:14
That's kind of a that's a little lame, but,
00:53:17
it's definitely bigger than precious.
00:53:19
Irreplaceable.
00:53:20
Transcendent
00:53:22
in and inestimable in what inestimable?
00:53:27
Bill.
00:53:29
And that's.
00:53:29
What the fuck is that word?
00:53:32
It's not able to be estimated.
00:53:33
Is that what the. That's what it sounds like to me.
00:53:35
But I don't even know what fucking non-sequitur means.
00:53:37
So describe something too great, valuable, or precious to be measured.
00:53:42
Yeah. It's inestimable. Wouldn't.
00:53:45
Why wouldn't it be inestimable?
00:53:50
I think I don't know, button.
00:53:51
It's not going to work, but I'm going to hit it.
00:53:55
Right, right.
00:54:00
Right.
00:54:02
Yeah. I'll make it.
00:54:03
Where if you hit it twice, it toggles it on and off.
00:54:05
Eventually.
00:54:06
I need feedback to like shit that does not work.
00:54:08
Or you hate who? Or.
00:54:09
You know, maybe that's a strong word, but I hate it all better.
00:54:12
I hate everything as well. Josh.
00:54:14
Gary was better.
00:54:15
We are like stuff with that. I'm sorry.
00:54:18
Let me rephrase anything with the technology or the producing
00:54:21
of the show or the structure and skeleton that I can help, I can't.
00:54:25
Oh, no, you're doing great, Brady.
00:54:27
I think we're lockstep.
00:54:29
You can't fix precious.
00:54:32
Oh, you know, I should have seen
00:54:34
gag reflex for, pledge cast.
00:54:38
144 gross.
00:54:41
Was that next week or is that this week?
00:54:43
What what what what you're what?
00:54:45
You don't know what number we're on?
00:54:48
I don't at 140 something.
00:54:51
It's because there's so many you which is actually a good thing.
00:54:54
Don't you.
00:54:54
Put it in the title screen, dude, I'll be honest. Okay.
00:54:57
So like I am I know I don't look sick, but I am so fucking sick right now.
00:55:01
I don't remember anything I did this afternoon, let alone this week.
00:55:05
Oh, wow.
00:55:07
I can't believe I'm still sitting here.
00:55:08
I'm going to have to probably go to the bathroom pretty soon.
00:55:10
I'm not the dog hosting.
00:55:12
Look at the dog it was. I had some chipped beef.
00:55:14
Have you ever had that shit?
00:55:16
Yeah. Of course.
00:55:17
Shit on a shingle. Creamed beef.
00:55:19
There's all different kinds of name for it.
00:55:22
Yeah.
00:55:22
It was. It's good. It's goodness. Package.
00:55:25
It's shelf stable.
00:55:26
For two years it was so good.
00:55:28
I can't believe how good it was for just this cheesy meat, but
00:55:33
that's the creature comforts I was talking about.
00:55:35
I'm sick.
00:55:36
Not just food, but good tasting food.
00:55:40
What are you talking about?
00:55:41
It sounds gross and trippy.
00:55:45
So much shit on a shingle.
00:55:47
It's very, Army. It's very.
00:55:49
Yeah.
00:55:50
That's where that phrase came from.
00:55:53
Well, yeah, I regret it, I'll tell you that.
00:55:57
Zoom in on the dog.
00:55:58
And here, I'll do this for you guys.
00:56:02
Can we get the China?
00:56:05
So can we get that?
00:56:08
Yeah, yeah.
00:56:11
After me.
00:56:12
Yeah. Not for me.
00:56:13
Oh my God.
00:56:15
Oh, how we get for China.
00:56:19
So how?
00:56:21
Wait, I'm a little confused.
00:56:22
Gary went to pee, but I can still hear him.
00:56:24
It's like step two feet away from the couch and took a piss.
00:56:27
Is that what happened?
00:56:28
It's dirt floors, man.
00:56:30
Anywhere.
00:56:32
You just piss off the camera.
00:56:33
Just turn around.
00:56:35
Oh, well, you know, you be talking about good show, man.
00:56:37
Yeah. Speaking of giggle stick,
00:56:41
I've never watched any of it.
00:56:44
Proverbs 315.
00:56:45
She is more precious than rubies.
00:56:48
Nine eight for some ruby.
00:56:50
Precious.
00:56:51
For some reason, though, when I hear precious, I think vulnerable
00:56:54
can't take care of themselves like a baby.
00:56:57
You know, like I don't.
00:56:58
I guess the precious is the importance about it.
00:57:00
But yeah, then the rarity and the importance.
00:57:04
Yeah, the value.
00:57:06
No, I can have another kid. It's not rare.
00:57:09
It's just precious because it's vulnerable.
00:57:11
But then again, I don't know what even non-sequitur
00:57:15
means.
00:57:15
So I'm kind of a retard.
00:57:19
I kind of know that
00:57:22
what's on the screen, the movie.
00:57:24
Precious.
00:57:25
Did you guys even realize, I don't know, I
00:57:26
it shouldn't be that you got pregnant by your own father twice.
00:57:30
What is that?
00:57:32
Yeah. Why? She's so big.
00:57:33
I didn't know that.
00:57:34
That was the premise of the movie.
00:57:35
I just thought it was a big, fat bitch that, like, you're supposed to feel sorry.
00:57:38
Oh. That's horrible. I know I feel sorry for.
00:57:40
Yeah.
00:57:40
Pregnant by your own father for the second time,
00:57:42
16 year old Chris Precious John Jones.
00:57:46
Can neither neither read nor write and suffers
00:57:49
constant abuse by the hands of her vicious mother. Mo'Nique.
00:57:52
That's the actress I think is who's playing her.
00:57:55
Presses instinctively sees a chance to turn when she is offered
00:57:59
the opportunity to transfer to an alternative school under the patient.
00:58:03
You're raised her teacher, Mrs. Rayne.
00:58:07
Mrs. Rayne sounds I know is that like a.
00:58:13
Mrs. Rayne white or black?
00:58:16
Purple.
00:58:17
They can't let her be white.
00:58:18
This is purple rain person to instill confidence in her.
00:58:23
Be wary.
00:58:26
I got it.
00:58:29
Gabourey
00:58:31
Sidibe plays precious.
00:58:34
Well, she's waiting now.
00:58:36
Mo'Nique says.
00:58:36
Wait, it says Mo'Nique two I'm sorry, plays a different Mo'Nique plays
00:58:40
the mother.
00:58:41
Oh so creative scroll.
00:58:44
It's, African-American.
00:58:45
Yes, I have a problem with that.
00:58:47
Like, I don't I'm not a woman, so I don't understand how it is to be weak
00:58:51
and feeble and dumb. But no offense. Sorry.
00:58:53
You know, I was a man if I was a man, and my wife was doing anything like that
00:58:57
to my children, I would end it.
00:59:00
And I.
00:59:00
When I say it, I mean.
00:59:04
So what kind of a was the I didn't see the movie?
00:59:07
Was the mother like, afraid or not?
00:59:10
Seen the movie?
00:59:11
I don't know, 100%.
00:59:13
I would lose my life to protect my kids.
00:59:16
It's as close as I'm going come to watching that horseshit.
00:59:19
Yeah.
00:59:19
I don't I don't even watch good movies.
00:59:20
Why would I watch? Oh, fuck.
00:59:22
She's fucking a white dude.
00:59:25
Wait, she's a white dude.
00:59:26
Like a trans or she's fucking a white dude.
00:59:28
See, I didn't know if your fucking was, with a white dude.
00:59:30
She's still precious.
00:59:32
She's still so big.
00:59:33
And so the dad's a white dude.
00:59:35
You're saying she's less big in?
00:59:38
Why are we, Brady?
00:59:38
Why are we looking at this?
00:59:40
Tired of food falling off your fork?
00:59:42
And who knows where those hands have been?
00:59:44
Yeah.
00:59:45
Introducing probably the greatest innovation in eating since the fork.
00:59:49
Grab a bite, steers,
00:59:50
scoops, lifts, elevates and grasps food like no other utensil can.
00:59:55
Is this real fork makes a mess of this.
00:59:57
But with rabbit like you get a crouton and olives,
01:00:00
lettuce and cheese for that brilliant bite of salad.
01:00:02
Amazing.
01:00:03
Grab a bite is great for eating foods like nachos,
01:00:06
peanut butter and crackers, even fries loaded with ketchup.
01:00:10
Perfect for plating that omelet cause you noticed the caption in the time.
01:00:13
But wait, there's more. Get a whole drawer, grab a bite.
01:00:16
Chopsticks a challenge.
01:00:17
Grab a bite
01:00:18
makes it easy for young and old alike to get the perfect bite every time.
01:00:23
And it's a bit.
01:00:25
It's stupid as fuck, bro.
01:00:27
That's not what non-sequitur means.
01:00:31
Wow. That's not what that means.
01:00:33
Oh, they crap.
01:00:34
I think you mean nuts.
01:00:35
Non segue.
01:00:36
Nonconsecutive non-sequitur as fuck, bro.
01:00:40
No. Good shit.
01:00:40
Let's go off the rails.
01:00:42
This is great concept.
01:00:43
Twitter.
01:00:46
Oh, boy, I love using that.
01:00:47
If I get the wrong.
01:00:49
This is great.
01:00:50
Do you keep going writing people every day?
01:00:54
It's it's his turn to share.
01:00:56
We're trying to.
01:00:56
I don't want to say like, oh, we're taking birds.
01:01:00
Oh wait.
01:01:00
We missed even our, I like when I'm trying to share you, like,
01:01:04
you know, let me in. And so I just try to wait.
01:01:06
And then when it's in, you go, okay, hey, go now.
01:01:08
And it's like, I'm not busy. Fucker.
01:01:10
I couldn't hear you for the last 30 minutes.
01:01:12
I don't know what you're doing.
01:01:13
But again, honestly, I didn't know.
01:01:15
I just thought you're.
01:01:16
I'm like, he's just waiting.
01:01:17
I've never heard him wait so long to say something.
01:01:20
I he's muted now.
01:01:22
Well Muted right now I can see it on my screen.
01:01:25
Oh there he is.
01:01:26
He's unmuted. My screen go. What'd you do.
01:01:30
You're all right here.
01:01:31
Do anything. You'll never see yourself on.
01:01:33
Actually I see myself I don't see you guys.
01:01:35
I didn't do anything. What a little dog.
01:01:38
I didn't do anything cool.
01:01:39
But yeah, it's on the are.
01:01:40
We should play a music video on.
01:01:43
Where's my dog?
01:01:47
Great show.
01:01:49
Yeah, you can fill.
01:01:50
I can fill in the blanks. Let's hear it.
01:01:52
Let's the little dog show.
01:01:56
I'm going to share something.
01:01:57
If you're not. This is precious.
01:02:01
I was trying to think about that.
01:02:03
Precious. And then I went to the device.
01:02:05
The fry thing with the ketchup, which is fine. That's great.
01:02:07
But then now it just fell off after that.
01:02:09
So there was like, oh, you can go right back to precious.
01:02:12
I thought, I thought that was that.
01:02:13
She got fucked twice from eating all the fries or what was that?
01:02:19
You got more fat jokes I get it, I get it.
01:02:22
Well, what do you mean?
01:02:24
It's pressure. That's what you want.
01:02:26
That's what I. When you say pressure, that's what I think of.
01:02:28
I think of the fat black.
01:02:30
I think of the that.
01:02:34
All right.
01:02:34
I want to share my screen.
01:02:36
Which if she was still in Africa,
01:02:38
she would be making roughly $1,111 USD,
01:02:43
then go back to Africa.
01:02:45
I'm just saying, if she hadn't
01:02:48
come here.
01:02:51
Within 30.
01:03:01
I want you to fetch a few
01:03:06
special.
01:03:09
God, you don't.
01:03:15
We don't.
01:03:18
I want to.
01:03:29
Be good to.
01:03:32
I won't be back.
01:03:34
Then.
01:03:37
There's no way to get.
01:03:57
The most and the only. The.
01:04:04
Stars.
01:04:56
Let's gay for a while.
01:04:57
But I got really good at in.
01:05:00
Hey, this is gay.
01:05:01
Gay lyrics.
01:05:02
And this precious.
01:05:04
It was. Not only was it Depeche Mode, but it was depression.
01:05:06
Depeche mode, precious.
01:05:08
That's very hard to say.
01:05:09
You say Depeche Mode,
01:05:12
fuck you say Depeche Mode.
01:05:13
Precious.
01:05:16
First precious.
01:05:19
You had to think about it a while and said it in your head a few times.
01:05:21
That's cheating.
01:05:24
Depeche mode perfect.
01:05:25
See it today.
01:05:28
So just so you know what we're doing all this effort.
01:05:31
I know you guys are criticizing the shows effort and everything, and I get that.
01:05:33
But as I was just about to close my video here, I noticed this,
01:05:37
that it says purple screen for one hour and it has 1.2
01:05:41
million views.
01:05:44
What?
01:05:46
So just one of those great.
01:05:50
Just so you know,
01:05:51
that's that's what, that's what views mean.
01:05:54
So the more effort, the less.
01:05:56
Well then how do we let's do it.
01:05:58
Let's go green.
01:06:00
Yeah. I mean I remember Captain Giggles
01:06:03
I didn't see it.
01:06:04
Is there a link to a different challenge?
01:06:06
The purple. What's better than purple?
01:06:07
You know, teal
01:06:10
red red screen.
01:06:13
Pretty. So you're wearing a red shirt.
01:06:14
You look good in red. Thank you. You. It's.
01:06:17
It took me.
01:06:17
I, like, threw all my red shirt for, like, four weeks
01:06:19
before I wore one so that my white, like,
01:06:21
the last thing you want to do is make your wife happy.
01:06:23
I mean, directly happy.
01:06:25
Obviously, you can't have her unhappy.
01:06:26
But if your wife says, hey, you look good, Red,
01:06:27
and then you are red for the next four days.
01:06:31
Yeah, that's just not right.
01:06:34
And again, I stand by my statement. It was really rude for me.
01:06:36
She didn't say, hey, you look good.
01:06:37
She's like, hey, you look really good in red.
01:06:38
Which was telling her, telling me to wear red more.
01:06:41
You're going to wear red four days in a row.
01:06:43
And she's be like, look, motherfucker, you don't look that good in red.
01:06:45
No. Settle down.
01:06:47
Yeah.
01:06:47
Settle down.
01:06:51
No, I don't see any, I don't see it.
01:06:54
I just don't see it.
01:06:56
I see it for looking for.
01:06:57
See, how about Captain Giggles forging?
01:07:01
You understand it?
01:07:02
I mean, help, help me help the show.
01:07:05
You're.
01:07:05
You're allowed to read the words right?
01:07:08
Like no words.
01:07:09
All right, I'm going to show you what I'm looking at,
01:07:13
okay?
01:07:13
This is what.
01:07:15
This is what it makes.
01:07:17
See? Show me what you're working with.
01:07:21
See, obviously you can't come here.
01:07:24
I can see them.
01:07:25
Right, because you're familiar with it.
01:07:27
See, I'm not.
01:07:28
And I just saw for going powerful because Kathy Giggles has to be
01:07:33
colorful, right? But.
01:07:37
Okay,
01:07:39
let's my.
01:07:40
It looks eight seconds.
01:07:44
Then I better start it over.
01:07:51
I think he's forging a balloon sword.
01:07:54
Why is he back now?
01:07:55
That's a green dildo, dude, what are you talking about?
01:07:58
And then there's the green. Go. Okay.
01:08:01
You're right.
01:08:05
So we should just play this for an hour and a half.
01:08:07
We'll get 1.2 million views,
01:08:09
correct?
01:08:10
Yeah, I think I've come. I've came to a realization.
01:08:13
I thought it was cool that, like, we had three people on and.
01:08:15
No, I don't want two people to leave. But
01:08:17
hey, no offense if you're watching the show,
01:08:19
but I think most of the losers that watch YouTube want one person to watch
01:08:22
so that they can think that they're their friend and they can connect.
01:08:25
I've noticed a lot of the YouTubers and their show with I love you.
01:08:29
Isn't that creepy?
01:08:31
That is kind of creepy,
01:08:34
but I really think that they're they're really interesting.
01:08:36
They're they're tapping other tapping into something that people are missing.
01:08:41
That's precious.
01:08:43
They get them.
01:08:43
A lot of people have been saying, oh, an overused phrase
01:08:47
these days is something hits different.
01:08:51
First of all,
01:08:53
since it's overused, by definition, they're using it wrong.
01:08:56
Secondly, the difference is,
01:09:00
is describing how it it's which is a verb.
01:09:04
So you need an adverb such as differently.
01:09:08
Lolly slightly.
01:09:10
Lolly. That's right.
01:09:11
Get your adverbs here.
01:09:14
That's why we're able to. But
01:09:16
go back to people
01:09:18
and out of a gene for you, not do
01:09:23
so. I have a sequitur.
01:09:24
If I can.
01:09:26
Oh, please.
01:09:27
Okay,
01:09:28
so you were talking about grammar, so I would like to talk about some grammar.
01:09:31
Also.
01:09:32
Okay, I have a pet peeve. I had a rant.
01:09:35
I ran over it.
01:09:37
When in the fuck did our language change
01:09:39
and we started saying singer and hangover.
01:09:43
When did that happen?
01:09:44
Everyone says it that way now.
01:09:46
No, I don't, everyone
01:09:49
but you says it that way now.
01:09:52
Why is there a hard Geno?
01:09:57
And they can't say hard me I need a hard arm.
01:10:01
Well instead of a silence what is singer?
01:10:04
There's no G singer.
01:10:05
It's singer I and the I and G.
01:10:09
So that's what I want to know. Do they say carrying
01:10:12
singer?
01:10:15
Because if they.
01:10:16
If you don't say carrying then you shouldn't say singer.
01:10:21
Please stop saying that.
01:10:22
The G is so irritating.
01:10:24
And it's, there's a, there's a reality show that has singer in it.
01:10:28
What is it. The hidden singer.
01:10:29
The math mask.
01:10:31
They do it on.
01:10:32
Everyone does it on that show.
01:10:36
My other thing that I have to talk about that I forgot to talk about it last week.
01:10:39
The other thing I have noted here is blogosphere.
01:10:41
We didn't talk about that at all.
01:10:42
You should talk about it after you left.
01:10:44
And we I dropped the ball. We didn't mention it at all.
01:10:46
Do we want to talk about that today or just forget about it?
01:10:49
We can. I do want to talk about it.
01:10:51
I don't understand it, I don't
01:10:53
I don't I don't get it, I want to I want to know what it is.
01:10:57
So I have a video called bobbles are just crack.
01:10:59
The bug is for your code.
01:11:00
And what he found will blow your mind.
01:11:01
I believe it's booga booga booga sphere.
01:11:04
I think someone told them that
01:11:06
if you put blow your mind in your title, you'll get a million views.
01:11:10
65,000 views?
01:11:13
So it did not.
01:11:15
It's a long video, so we're seeing what it could do,
01:11:18
but you couldn't ever figure out how it was doing. It.
01:11:21
No not really.
01:11:22
I mean, we really we really could only use, come up with a best guess and
01:11:28
now I can't say we really I that I could absolutely stay for.
01:11:31
Certainly a strange metal sphere fell from the sky near booga, Colombia.
01:11:36
And nothing makes sense.
01:11:37
Tools could not scratch it, scans could not explain it.
01:11:40
And the symbols just real metal matched nothing known on Earth,
01:11:43
whether it was purely extraterrestrial in origin
01:11:45
or a fusion of ancient human development and non-human intelligence.
01:11:48
Scientists argued over what it might be.
01:11:50
But the mystery took a sharp and unexpected turn.
01:11:52
When Bob Lazar stepped in,
01:11:54
he noticed something hidden in the symbols that no one else had seen it.
01:11:56
When.
01:11:57
When did we find these things into our darker and more unsettling realm?
01:12:01
The fall event.
01:12:02
The fall event in booga began on a quiet night
01:12:04
when a sharp streak of light cut across the sky.
01:12:07
Farmers later said it looked like a burning star,
01:12:09
moving far faster than anything they had ever seen.
01:12:11
A few seconds after the light vanished, a different Chinese tech across the fields.
01:12:15
It was not loud in the usual sense.
01:12:17
It felt more like pressure moving through the ground, strong enough to hold out.
01:12:21
Can I pause it? Is that is the footage we're seeing.
01:12:23
Is this all fake? I mean, the they didn't.
01:12:25
Did somebody catch creation, recreation or recreation?
01:12:30
My next question do we have any actual footage of it?
01:12:34
No fake
01:12:37
orb that they shot in the recreation.
01:12:41
Well, no, I mean like a dot.
01:12:43
You mean like a dot light? And you think this is one of those orbs?
01:12:45
Silver orb.
01:12:46
Every time they show that that's a recreation, villagers
01:12:49
began walking toward the area where the sound had come from.
01:12:51
There they found it.
01:12:53
Wait, even that was a fucking Z.
01:12:55
It mine a recreation,
01:12:58
actual sphere resting in a shallow depression
01:13:00
in the snow, the size of a medicine ball.
01:13:03
The ground even that around it was freshly disturbed at that exact.
01:13:08
Yet the sphere itself appeared as if that's the real deal and no scorch marks.
01:13:13
Its surface felt cold even as the sun climbed higher.
01:13:16
So that's clearly like a fucking chip, right?
01:13:19
I mean, that that looks like a chip.
01:13:21
And that's how, like, somebody made it to look like a chip
01:13:24
and they made it to put this foreign, weird, fucked up language on it.
01:13:28
Even as the sun climbed higher, those who talked to us, no offense,
01:13:31
I don't know anything about creating tech because I don't know anything about it.
01:13:34
But if you're putting a chip
01:13:35
on the outside of your sphere that you're floating through the world,
01:13:38
you are the stupidest designer in the history of forever.
01:13:41
There's nobody would ever make it like that.
01:13:42
The chip would be in the center.
01:13:44
Its surface felt cold even as the sun climbed higher.
01:13:47
Those who touched it said the temperature made no sense,
01:13:50
as if the object ignored the surrounding heat.
01:13:51
The temperature didn't make sense, and curiously right.
01:13:54
But doesn't aluminum
01:13:56
as a category or draw?
01:13:58
You're unmuted.
01:14:00
What did he say?
01:14:02
What?
01:14:03
What did he say?
01:14:05
What's the category error that I missed?
01:14:08
Those arrival
01:14:09
sealed off the Cybertruck for didn't make sense.
01:14:13
Like temperature don't make sense if they did.
01:14:16
Just.
01:14:17
That's just a measurement of of one could be right.
01:14:20
But it was probably the wrong temp.
01:14:22
Like it should have been a temperature.
01:14:24
And I'm I'm sorry.
01:14:25
They expect it's a non-sequitur.
01:14:28
It's not you.
01:14:29
Several videos had already been posted online.
01:14:31
They showed the strange metallic.
01:14:32
So are gay people non sequiturs.
01:14:34
Some viewers said it looked too simple.
01:14:35
No, I'm not sure why the category here
01:14:39
is a category error, a non-sequitur.
01:14:42
Yes. Thank you.
01:14:44
Right.
01:14:45
So finally making sense here.
01:14:47
So so logically a man and woman should be together.
01:14:51
But if an anomaly happens and there's a gay person, that's a non-sequitur.
01:14:55
The chief scientist soon arrived because it doesn't logically makes sense.
01:14:58
After a man and a woman, they placed drills against the holy ground
01:15:01
with the bits sparked and skidded away without leaving a mark.
01:15:04
Diamond content. Holy crap. Kind of a curse word.
01:15:06
One metallurgist watching the tests
01:15:07
said the here behaved like a material that fell outside every known category
01:15:10
when they examined the surface under a handheld microscope,
01:15:13
they found no seams, no welds and no grain lines.
01:15:16
It did not look manufactured in any known way.
01:15:18
One specialist said it felt like something weight
01:15:20
that had been grown rather than built. It didn't, though.
01:15:22
He could not explain what.
01:15:23
What do they mean?
01:15:24
It didn't look manufactured in any way,
01:15:27
in any known way.
01:15:29
It sure looks like it is to me.
01:15:32
I mean, do they do they do they find a Christmas bulb and go,
01:15:35
hey, there's no seams.
01:15:36
This must be fucking futuristic alien tech. Or do they go?
01:15:39
It was probably blown or formed in a fucking mold
01:15:43
if I'm the way they should be.
01:15:45
That yeah, those are two known ways that it looked like it could have been made.
01:15:49
That truly meant I blew it.
01:15:50
I don't seem to cause any physical change.
01:15:52
Something else caught the team's attention.
01:15:54
The sphere bent light in a strange way.
01:15:56
Sunlight seemed to curve along its surface instead of, like, bounced off of it
01:15:59
and made like shadows behind it.
01:16:02
It was so odd.
01:16:03
Reflecting back with a normal shine this created.
01:16:06
Dude, I look at my door not when I'm taking a shit in my bathroom door
01:16:10
and my head is backwards and upside down.
01:16:11
So what?
01:16:12
Wait, no it's not, it's it doesn't make sense
01:16:14
because it's reverse one way but not the other.
01:16:16
And I look at it, I'm 50 some years old
01:16:17
and I still look at that and go, I don't know how the fuck that happens.
01:16:21
So, well, the right side is on the right side, the left side
01:16:24
on one side, the tops on the top and the bottom is on the bottom.
01:16:27
Wrong. But anyway, it's backwards.
01:16:31
The bottom is on the top
01:16:32
and the top is on the bottom, but my right hand is still on the right.
01:16:35
My bottom.
01:16:36
I'll show you right now.
01:16:39
Oh, you do not have to show me.
01:16:40
You're gonna show me. If you're above, you can look in a spoon. Look.
01:16:43
Look at a spoon.
01:16:44
It does the same thing.
01:16:45
The hazy halo that shifted shape. Wow.
01:16:47
I don't get a spoon.
01:16:49
We gotta get a demonstration.
01:16:52
Yeah, my my concern.
01:16:53
And obviously, there's an easy explanation, and I am an idiot.
01:16:56
But why doesn't my right and left hand switch when it goes up?
01:16:59
Like, if it's completely upside down, but my hand is still on the same side.
01:17:03
Do it in a spoon.
01:17:05
I'd like an explanation for that.
01:17:06
If you have an explanation, please comment.
01:17:08
Even more troubling was what happened when a small generator.
01:17:11
So once again, is this real or is this just a facsimile reproduced?
01:17:16
Are those the only two options in this case? Yes.
01:17:21
Okay then no,
01:17:24
no it wasn't a yes. No.
01:17:25
It was an either or.
01:17:27
Oh okay. Yes.
01:17:28
Then yes.
01:17:28
Is the writing on this looks way different than the other pictures?
01:17:33
And well, that's not real, right.
01:17:36
They're probably they're all I recreate. Yeah.
01:17:38
That was recreated. The sphere emitted a low steady.
01:17:40
But then what about this one
01:17:43
that's recreated as well?
01:17:46
Are there any pictures of this thing?
01:17:49
Yeah, that's almost like it's it's sitting there.
01:17:51
Quiet vibration inside the metal.
01:17:53
When it's
01:17:53
when it's huge out there was two of them, adjusted the hum changed slightly.
01:17:57
These early tests accelerated the investigation.
01:18:00
I mean, just like secrets.
01:18:01
I mean, no videos sparked global interest online.
01:18:04
People argued over whether the skin temperature
01:18:06
didn't make sense for the how how many nails it is humming,
01:18:08
but it technically doesn't exist and there's no evidence of it.
01:18:11
So we can say it does whatever we want it to do.
01:18:14
What did Einstein have to say about, like the crystal skulls?
01:18:18
When did, when did this occur?
01:18:20
Do you know, because they didn't think after Einstein was long dead.
01:18:23
Yeah.
01:18:25
There's videos of them from Beyond Earth.
01:18:27
Scientists watching the footage in private. Ask them.
01:18:29
That's totally different to dude.
01:18:30
Every picture is totally different.
01:18:32
And for the record, there seems I can see them.
01:18:36
Nothing in the initial there is no record produced a familiar answer.
01:18:39
Maybe it's record to behave like any.
01:18:41
No, not the only thing
01:18:42
my mind could not stop thinking about is how do they know we're not in a
01:18:45
the second, simulation?
01:18:46
I think we're waiting for someone to understand it.
01:18:48
Yeah, I should have followed up on that, but I just I was thinking that instead.
01:18:53
So there's two.
01:18:56
Well, again, those are both recreations.
01:18:58
Yeah.
01:18:58
You I, I don't know.
01:19:02
I don't know either.
01:19:04
Hold on.
01:19:04
Let's look let's look at this asshole.
01:19:06
This asshole guy.
01:19:07
I think we should spend not just the rest of the show,
01:19:11
but the rest of every show with the bogus group.
01:19:15
Oh, perfect.
01:19:17
I'm glad we went back to it, because it seems to be doing so.
01:19:21
He's got it. That's obviously it. He's touching that. Is it?
01:19:24
That's not a recording enabled able to determine.
01:19:27
It's a G it's a fish is it's a four.
01:19:31
So we understand this very old language says
01:19:34
episode one Giza you're here. Yes.
01:19:38
Oh yeah. Analyzes.
01:19:39
We thought that it was 95% large.
01:19:42
Yep I did you see that last part that's led recording.
01:19:44
Yeah that's that's what
01:19:46
see I don't trust this guy because he doesn't have a white coat on.
01:19:48
Let me talk to the other guy turned on by themselves.
01:19:50
Yeah, yeah.
01:19:51
It was evidently it has a power source on the inside in the tomography, it seems.
01:19:56
It seems as if it were a good wiring, something like that.
01:20:00
But, what is it?
01:20:01
According to the researchers, did they image it?
01:20:03
It's something.
01:20:04
It's either CT or X-ray or some kind of look inside of it selves.
01:20:09
Why? Because evidently it has a power.
01:20:11
Cut it open the inside in the tomography, it seems.
01:20:15
It seems as if it were a a picture or something like that.
01:20:19
But, according to the researchers, it is not.
01:20:22
That looks like a once in my ass kind of a video like that.
01:20:26
A dildo.
01:20:28
Fuck.
01:20:29
It's not working.
01:20:30
This is a big joke by the aliens.
01:20:35
Man, I was so protested
01:20:38
at all the fucking thumbnails worked.
01:20:41
It was wonderful.
01:20:43
Hey, we don't hear it because it.
01:20:45
Yeah, because we're analyzing what's inside of here,
01:20:49
I don't know, okay, that's a dildo.
01:20:51
Really?
01:20:51
Just seems weird.
01:20:54
So it was upside down mushroom.
01:20:56
According to the researchers, it is not solid.
01:20:58
It's something.
01:20:59
It's difficult to determine what this is made of.
01:21:03
Yeah. So. Oh, he's not a researcher.
01:21:04
That's not where the white lab headaches when I got the lab coat.
01:21:10
Yeah, I have I have an oath to do no harm.
01:21:14
But for some reason, I want to punch this guy in the face.
01:21:16
Goosebumps. Yeah.
01:21:18
So we don't know here, as you see, they are.
01:21:21
So this was spotted a year ago? Yes.
01:21:23
And some tests are being conducted. This is for nothing.
01:21:26
Makes sense.
01:21:27
March 2025 there.
01:21:29
Because it's going to be very important for determining several.
01:21:33
And Bogota, Colombia soon have answers.
01:21:36
Correct. It's been a lot.
01:21:38
Do we just get everything to fall from the sky?
01:21:42
What is that commercial out of money to do this for?
01:21:45
What?
01:21:45
Why was it something that was stolen being thrown
01:21:50
in the sky?
01:21:51
And it was in Mexico. Colombia? I was in Mexico.
01:21:54
I went there and I brought it back to be no, no, no, no.
01:21:58
It all makes sense at all times together.
01:22:01
As with the 400 or 500 I, the magnification of our,
01:22:06
eyes is not the same as, the same as a, microscope.
01:22:10
Right?
01:22:11
The process is indeed, laborious.
01:22:14
And with this you will be.
01:22:16
I mean, it happens in a laboratory of the material and the image.
01:22:18
Yes, it does say.
01:22:20
Yeah. So non-sequiturs it could be done.
01:22:22
When would you have these studies more or less completed already?
01:22:27
Today.
01:22:28
Tend to finish this area.
01:22:30
All the areas. Well, there are actually four zones.
01:22:32
The, the hemispheres and the cord and a cord that they took over to the UNAM.
01:22:37
Just to provide a bit of context. What is it exactly?
01:22:39
Well, yes, the Unum is the National Autonomous University of Mexico,
01:22:43
and it's the most important one, isn't it, from Mexico?
01:22:46
Yes. It is one of the most important public.
01:22:48
Any official acts expert in areas both in fact says it is manmade.
01:22:53
Cool art project hoax similar to other manufactured alleged alien discoveries.
01:22:57
So apparently these things are showing up and have been showing up,
01:23:00
which are only used to give credibility to this whole matter.
01:23:03
Right?
01:23:04
We are present.
01:23:04
Evidence two video review recorded in Colombia.
01:23:07
They won't let anybody like witnesses.
01:23:09
And another video of a lady in this case.
01:23:12
I had to check it out, take a look at it.
01:23:14
And I want to feel the temperature of the desert.
01:23:16
Here you can see how it passes behind the trees.
01:23:18
So we are describing they have just meant that
01:23:20
if you're in like 100 degrees and you touch it
01:23:22
ice cold, you are talking like this.
01:23:24
It makes intelligence. Yeah.
01:23:25
Which is one that was not used.
01:23:27
But there's all kinds of metal they gave me. It reacts differently.
01:23:30
So to find their inedible reason that this might not be real,
01:23:35
I started looking for theories, thinking that this is not real, thinking
01:23:39
that this is what a great perspective to start an asshole.
01:23:42
The only thing I can think of
01:23:43
is that it is a small sphere and it is hanging from a drone,
01:23:46
but it is very far away. The, Exactly.
01:23:49
So they do have footage of it in this part.
01:23:51
I want to see that area where we can see the farthest.
01:23:54
It doesn't see it. I'm in here in three.
01:23:57
It looks like Gary is showing us, though, and I don't appreciate the view.
01:24:00
Right. You know, the one that we have. Yeah.
01:24:05
I wonder if it's on this video further.
01:24:10
There were to be the.
01:24:12
I'm going to scan through and see.
01:24:18
Yeah.
01:24:18
Look for when they say leg up. Yeah.
01:24:21
I give you or lock step.
01:24:22
The first one ever recorded by Maria Aguilar 24.
01:24:27
Or cottage industry or military man.
01:24:30
England.
01:24:31
She lives in Alta Bonito.
01:24:34
The place where Sofia was observed.
01:24:38
In the video, you can see how the spheres goes up and down.
01:24:44
It seems like if the sphere wanted
01:24:47
to land was falling so thick.
01:24:50
But finally the sphere left.
01:24:53
And then when it fell, when they cut the cable
01:24:56
and in that side was, oh, let me see it.
01:25:01
Dude, I don't think people are genuinely this stupid.
01:25:03
They just want to believe in something greater than them. I'm looking.
01:25:06
She was looking for thread.
01:25:08
She was stuck with the electromagnetic machine.
01:25:11
And then he says that the sphere came very close to his head.
01:25:16
That if this field hockey is his, said he would be there.
01:25:20
And then if she saw it later and they would be there.
01:25:24
And then they decided because there were two people,
01:25:28
they decided to record this field.
01:25:31
And they recorded for eight minutes.
01:25:34
Very long time.
01:25:35
Can't try Olympic level.
01:25:37
These have to be real.
01:25:39
As a matter of fact, we investigated both videos,
01:25:43
Maria's video and Jose's video.
01:25:46
Both of them are real.
01:25:48
They don't have any AI,
01:25:51
any kind of, fakery there.
01:25:55
And then we got this from what?
01:25:57
I saw, fakery from here.
01:26:00
And finally game doctor, he makes himself
01:26:03
and I don't know, I mean, Jose's wrong for the few
01:26:08
those today.
01:26:09
And then what's your name?
01:26:12
I say it with one hand, and she left.
01:26:16
She, She put this fear on the ground,
01:26:19
and now we know that in all that area,
01:26:23
she lost the, daughter by right is now very, very dead.
01:26:27
There is no vegetation.
01:26:30
She's in the middle of winter, you fucking asshole.
01:26:32
And in that place, something here fall in February and then.
01:26:36
No crops.
01:26:37
No crops. Come in to me.
01:26:39
Something inside the sphere made the field, dry.
01:26:43
And that's not the fuck up, Pablo.
01:26:45
And the other thing that was important, that is fear.
01:26:49
Waited two kilos at the beginning.
01:26:51
Through the base.
01:26:53
The sphere went up to six kilos to nine kilos.
01:26:55
And now waits.
01:26:57
Thank you.
01:26:57
And probably is, because the sphere is been losing
01:27:00
the energy that helped the field to levitate.
01:27:02
And that is why it's quicker than when it came down to earth.
01:27:05
There also came down to Alex because he.
01:27:07
We need a cut to a guy shaking his head.
01:27:09
As in affirmation a little hole in the back
01:27:12
where the sphere thoughts the cable and receive a big sorry.
01:27:16
Probably because of that.
01:27:17
And if you didn't function well until you came down,
01:27:20
that's not really the the long story short of this sphere.
01:27:23
Why, for the first time, it's in the hands of civilians.
01:27:26
It's a Chinese.
01:27:29
And I think that's why it's so discombobulated.
01:27:33
I think that the alphabet was like from the predator.
01:27:35
I look like one of those movies.
01:27:39
I just, I mean, talk about muddying the waters.
01:27:42
We can have real aliens here,
01:27:43
and we would never know it because of this fucking bullshit.
01:27:45
And now I can't hit the fucking thing.
01:27:47
What if that's it? You have no idea.
01:27:50
I have no idea.
01:27:51
See, I said that they didn't say that.
01:27:53
It must be the going to go.
01:27:55
Okay.
01:27:56
No, Gua.
01:28:01
Yeah,
01:28:01
I don't, I don't I don't believe that for a second.
01:28:04
Okay. Do you.
01:28:07
Well, the way you can tell it's fake because we have it and it's not locked up.
01:28:11
But Lockheed skunkworks, we have it or Columbia has it.
01:28:20
No, I'm going to play one of my other good.
01:28:24
Yeah.
01:28:24
So that someone else has it.
01:28:29
Oh, yeah.
01:28:30
Now, when you show the.
01:28:33
Why not covered up?
01:28:36
Because coming.
01:28:39
You don't like scuba diving show?
01:28:40
Sure.
01:28:41
Oh, this, that's
01:28:43
the normal way to scuba dive.
01:28:46
I think it's YouTube appropriate.
01:28:51
I must be deaf because I can read her lips.
01:28:55
Wow. Look how warm her vagina is.
01:28:58
Is that what you just said?
01:29:00
No. That have to be warm.
01:29:03
Yes, otherwise she's dead.
01:29:05
Get the fuck away.
01:29:08
Yeah.
01:29:08
Water is going to be colder.
01:29:10
Right.
01:29:11
You shrivel up one
01:29:14
cold.
01:29:16
I learned why,
01:29:18
I learned why your skin shrivels up when you're in the bath.
01:29:20
This week.
01:29:22
Yes, I did to.
01:29:25
Did we learn on the show last week?
01:29:27
Because I don't think so for a long time.
01:29:30
Oh, so it doesn't.
01:29:32
It's not wrinkly.
01:29:32
It's not terribly.
01:29:33
It actually, I forgot why it formed.
01:29:35
It. Grip.
01:29:37
It helps your grip. Yeah.
01:29:38
To stick.
01:29:38
But.
01:29:42
I love learning stuff.
01:29:48
I love stuff to.
01:29:51
Okay.
01:29:51
I've never scuba before, but I mean, I've.
01:29:54
Sorry, I've never snorkeled before,
01:29:56
but isn't the most important part about snorkeling?
01:29:58
To have that little tube above the surface of the water,
01:30:03
like, well,
01:30:05
can she breathe water through that to.
01:30:10
Am I talking to a human or,
01:30:13
you know, you just take a nice deep breath
01:30:16
and then you go under.
01:30:18
It is swim around, and then you show your,
01:30:21
Brazilian wax drug,
01:30:25
and, then you get that aid
01:30:29
handsomely
01:30:32
for your video.
01:30:33
Do you think she has more than the purple square for fucking an hour?
01:30:38
I don't hope so.
01:30:40
Better than a purple square.
01:30:43
I appreciate the female form getting.
01:30:49
Yeah, I want to go over this.
01:30:50
I don't know if I can't, because there's too much sa can't say the SA word.
01:30:55
Oh, well let's go Rumble.
01:30:57
Yeah, we're going to have to already.
01:30:59
Do we have anything left for, YouTube drawer? No.
01:31:03
All right.
01:31:05
Okay. Probably.
01:31:06
He probably does.
01:31:07
He's going to yell at us.
01:31:08
We should do an ass flag.
01:31:11
Okay. Do you have one?
01:31:13
Make up your own ask pledge today.
01:31:14
Let's see how it works.
01:31:17
Okay.
01:31:17
It's going to take me 20 minutes to text this ER bill,
01:31:21
and I'm going to suffocate to death by the end of the month.
01:31:24
What should I do?
01:31:27
I actually recommend a,
01:31:30
go fund me.
01:31:35
To make sure everybody has enough air.
01:31:39
You can if you really need air, and you're desperate for $800,
01:31:42
you can get a few breaths of air.
01:31:46
But you may catch some horrible Chinese disease
01:31:49
because he's definitely infected with CCP.
01:31:53
Yeah.
01:32:00
Let's put him on the spot.
01:32:01
Ask. Great.
01:32:02
Well, as fuck face, you got one.
01:32:05
We don't have one.
01:32:07
Draw.
01:32:07
You're unmuted.
01:32:12
Hi, everyone.
01:32:14
All right. One. My my my my. Online.
01:32:17
Welcome to the show.
01:32:18
This live.
01:32:21
Well, not not now, but right now.
01:32:25
You're wrestling.
01:32:26
You're a wrestling fan right there.
01:32:28
This is.
01:32:30
What do you think about this world without exploration?
01:32:33
I'm sorry.
01:32:34
World without exploitation, without exploration would be bad.
01:32:38
World without exploiting passion.
01:32:40
We're coming together to create a world where no one is bought, sold or exploited.
01:32:44
Sounds like a good thing.
01:32:45
Do you think the WWE will go after them for trademark trade?
01:32:49
Mark infringement?
01:32:51
Yeah, the
01:32:51
World Wildlife Foundation already got.
01:32:55
Yep. Got there.
01:32:57
I just who got 2026 would name their organization WWE anything.
01:33:03
Right.
01:33:04
That was short, sweet. Okay.
01:33:06
Well, for
01:33:08
for the the children's sex trafficking thing.
01:33:11
Can I just defend it a little bit?
01:33:15
It's it's good for the economy.
01:33:17
It generates a lot of revenue.
01:33:31
I'm sorry.
01:33:31
Was that a perspective I shouldn't share?
01:33:34
Well, the next thing you're gonna say as well, as long as I don't
01:33:36
actually act on it.
01:33:41
Oh, wait, that'd be.
01:33:42
No, I can't say
01:33:45
I can't afford a child.
01:33:46
Are you kidding me?
01:33:49
I just found out I'm not.
01:33:50
I'm above the poverty line.
01:33:53
In what way?
01:33:55
In finance. Yeah. Okay.
01:33:57
Here, you can buy one.
01:33:59
You can just buy one. Yeah.
01:34:01
You don't have to raise one.
01:34:02
You can just call the Clintons and buy them. Right?
01:34:04
I know that's what I'm saying.
01:34:06
I can't afford to buy a child, allegedly a trafficked one
01:34:11
is I.
01:34:11
They don't care.
01:34:12
I do not care if they can drive.
01:34:14
I don't care if they can drive.
01:34:15
I haven't priced out the options.
01:34:18
I, I doubt I can afford one.
01:34:22
I don't want one, I can drive.
01:34:24
You'd be surprised.
01:34:25
I mean, like, for the price of a cup of coffee a day,
01:34:28
you too can own a traffic child.
01:34:33
If you actually want them to come
01:34:34
here, though, it's significantly more.
01:34:37
You're just sponsoring a child to be sent
01:34:39
to Epstein's place.
01:34:42
This one's a term.
01:34:43
This is wrong. This got dark.
01:34:46
Let's go to rubble.
01:34:47
All right.
01:34:48
Last chance for anything on YouTube.
01:34:50
And if you were on YouTube, I want to go over to Rumble.
01:34:52
Rumble.com.
01:34:52
So rants and we will definitely be able to say much more.
01:34:57
But what if one. Show me your Segway?
01:35:01
I felt like bow guarding your shit a little bit.
01:35:04
Let's see if I can get something out of it.
01:35:05
But, it's going to be too difficult.
01:35:07
So, but this is what I've got so far, and I've bailed completely,
01:35:11
so I've brokered a joint.
01:35:13
But I've never broken physics in divine geometry.
01:35:15
The hyzer flat. Just throw it, professor.
01:35:17
Watch and learn.
01:35:18
Tree. Love.
01:35:19
That tree is undefeated. That was a strategic ricochet.
01:35:21
Now hand me my disc. Whatever you say, Castle.
01:35:24
He did it to birdies and cold ones and to the undeniable.
01:35:27
That's the basket.
01:35:29
Rock, rock! Listen, people.
01:35:31
Oh, you want the basket?
01:35:33
Fine. Play a sport.
01:35:34
One round loser packs up and leaves these woods forever.
01:35:37
Yeah, chicken.
01:35:38
You heard him. That sums up first.
01:35:40
Nice line. Wait. That curves. Impossible.
01:35:41
Saw a string.
01:35:42
Totally a stream.
01:35:43
All right, Gary, show him how it's done. Coming in hot.
01:35:46
Hooked away.
01:35:47
He moves something.
01:35:48
I swear he moves. And there goes a drone. You kidding me?
01:35:51
Oh, come on, he's got it on a leash.
01:35:53
All right.
01:35:54
Behold the perfect union of physics and divine geometry.
01:35:56
But, yes, it's too hard to like, have a round of golf happen.
01:36:03
So I play round of golf.
01:36:05
Yeah, I don't know, I tried that.
01:36:06
I know it's really difficult these days somehow.
01:36:09
55 degrees.
01:36:10
Yeah, but,
01:36:13
no, it.
01:36:14
Then I decided to go.
01:36:16
Okay, have the, the pirate captain and the astronaut.
01:36:19
You can take the disc golf basket and beat the shit out of
01:36:24
the other characters.
01:36:25
And they didn't want to do anything, like,
01:36:26
violent at all, no matter how I tried to, like, word it.
01:36:30
And it's like, why they're cartoon characters.
01:36:31
I can't have cartoon violence. It's. I can't do that. I'm an adult.
01:36:36
The, secret hack is just
01:36:37
say, roll play and it'll do anything you ask.
01:36:41
Roll play.
01:36:42
The first thing I had Captain Giggles do was
01:36:46
juggling kittens that were on fire.
01:36:49
And I had a coworker tell me that that's not cool.
01:36:52
And I had to explain to him, those are real kittens that are on fire.
01:36:56
Right?
01:36:58
And you don't have to watch.
01:36:59
Did you did you force his eyes open like, Clockwork Orange?
01:37:02
And I did force him to watch.
01:37:04
All right. Well, then that doesn't.
01:37:06
You're going gonna get fired again.
01:37:08
I know we could only hold you.
01:37:10
That was like months of content, right?
01:37:12
It really did play a lot.
01:37:14
And I play the platypus video.
01:37:17
Please choose, platypuses.
01:37:20
I mentioned it last week or the week before.
01:37:23
Oh, platypus. Seems like a
01:37:26
some sort of joke.
01:37:29
Seems like that water. Water video.
01:37:30
We just watched.
01:37:33
Yeah, he was definitely.
01:37:34
She was sequitur planting a puss.
01:37:38
Have a look at a platypus.
01:37:39
A batch of animals. Panama.
01:37:41
Mama nature had to kind of us, I guess.
01:37:43
Guys with that.
01:37:44
That is guys, this scratchy taxidermist having half a laugh at us
01:37:48
back there to track the happiness spiders.
01:37:51
I just happen to have a reaction in this.
01:37:55
But after an analysis, some graphic
01:37:58
that he has, it is a scandalous cause.
01:38:00
That's about a mammal does
01:38:02
I had your baby back and it's like, is this the man to man?
01:38:05
What's happened
01:38:05
that enough to track and hang with us bad a platypus took I so badly.
01:38:09
Oh, bladder.
01:38:12
So give it to us. Does what it does.
01:38:14
It's gonna suck.
01:38:15
So I do love you, but I go what I say six gravitas.
01:38:23
Very, very words in this.
01:38:26
Hahaha.
01:38:29
Those people you feel feeling better.
01:38:31
Rating. Do you not like platypuses?
01:38:34
I like plaid pussies.
01:38:37
What?
01:38:39
I've never seen a platypus.
01:38:42
I've seen a red puss.
01:38:43
Okay, shaved puss, but never a plaid puss.
01:38:47
Now I want to see a red puss. What is the red?
01:38:50
Yeah, yeah, you do I have.
01:38:51
She's, She's all natural.
01:38:55
The drapes match the
01:38:58
rug. Carpet, curtains.
01:39:01
We'll try.
01:39:03
She's all up, all upstairs.
01:39:05
All right, all righty then.
01:39:08
I like that I'm trying to.
01:39:10
You just give me 20 minutes to find it.
01:39:13
Okay.
01:39:14
We'll never go to Rumble at this pace.
01:39:17
I mean, we're on if you see it.
01:39:18
Oh, we got a rumble exclusive.
01:39:19
If you see it in the list. There you go ahead and help me out.
01:39:23
Oh, I see it.
01:39:24
I found it.
01:39:25
Three I put an ad for Rumble
01:39:29
the Unfiltered.
01:39:31
And I see the combination of unrestrained speech.
01:39:35
All right, folks, listen up before
01:39:37
we dive headfirst into that circus of crudeness and uncensored banter,
01:39:41
here is our no nonsense disclaimer served with a side of flagged humor.
01:39:45
Look, we're here for a good time, not a politically correct time, all right?
01:39:49
In this crazy world where snowflakes melting, everyone's a critic.
01:39:53
We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
01:39:56
So here goes.
01:39:57
Article one. Let's get ridiculous.
01:39:59
The sole purpose of our discourse, be it from guests, hosts, or any random
01:40:02
loud mouth, it's the voice over to rumble back
01:40:06
and illuminate the path to a murky existence.
01:40:08
Any semblance of seriousness is purely accidental.
01:40:10
Article two offending everyone equally.
01:40:13
We're equal opportunity offenders, all right?
01:40:15
We don't give a hoot about your gender, race, religion,
01:40:18
or whether you prefer cats. I give a hoot or dogs
01:40:23
or dildos.
01:40:24
We're here to roast everyone
01:40:26
from politicians to influencers to our own sorry selves.
01:40:30
Nobody's safe.
01:40:31
Not even game games.
01:40:33
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01:42:12
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01:42:18
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01:42:21
I wanted to show you.
01:42:22
I hope you're ready to rumble.
01:42:24
Give me hell. Yeah!
01:42:25
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01:42:26
Bitch!
01:42:29
So the first story
01:42:30
I want to talk about is this,
01:42:33
transgender?
01:42:35
Which one?
01:42:36
Know we're going to show the video first?
01:42:38
Red shoes or white shoes and the pink shoes.
01:42:42
Yeah. You to tell me?
01:42:43
I know you tell me which.
01:42:45
Which one is the man or the woman in this scene?
01:42:47
Are we watching women wrestling or men wrestling right now?
01:42:50
This is women's wrestling.
01:42:51
Men's men's women's wrestling.
01:42:53
This is women's wrestling.
01:42:55
Here. Here's a here's a here's a tip.
01:42:58
The women don't have to wear pink shoes to feel feminine for one two.
01:43:02
Look at the legs. Three.
01:43:04
Look at the color. Four.
01:43:05
Look how he shoves his hand up her vagina.
01:43:09
Wow. Right there, right there.
01:43:10
He's right.
01:43:11
Now there is.
01:43:12
We are watching a sexual assault gets here.
01:43:15
Yeah,
01:43:16
some might even ponder and pontificate that he may have done
01:43:19
this whole fucking gig just to grab some women in the pussy.
01:43:25
Somebody else was accused of that word thing.
01:43:27
Is she disgusted right now?
01:43:29
No. Yeah.
01:43:29
So look at look at look.
01:43:31
So yeah, her look at her face.
01:43:32
Now you got to listen to her mother.
01:43:35
I've had the sound down because it's so fucking horrific.
01:43:37
And it literally put me to tears because mother
01:43:40
the mother has.
01:43:41
No, no, no, I got a video that does that too though,
01:43:43
with the Dunkin Donut commercial.
01:43:45
You got to see that later.
01:43:46
Okay. Listen to the mother.
01:43:49
I'm just gonna let it play.
01:43:49
Get to your base.
01:43:50
Get to your base about that base.
01:43:53
Get to your base.
01:43:57
And you what?
01:43:59
I what the mother just said was,
01:44:03
I don't know why her face looks like that.
01:44:06
So what?
01:44:06
So in an interview after the fact, the the the girl wrestling
01:44:11
who's a minor, by the way? She's.
01:44:13
This is like high. I think it's high school wrestling.
01:44:15
The only way that she could get to stop is she literally played dead.
01:44:18
She didn't know what else to do.
01:44:19
What you seeing her face like they're they're still wrestling right there.
01:44:22
Now it's in her.
01:44:24
His hand is in her pressing through the.
01:44:27
What do they call those things? They were
01:44:29
I don't know, she didn't say.
01:44:30
How much does it matter how much?
01:44:32
So a bunch of wrestlers came forward and step.
01:44:34
They're like, I actually touch men's buttholes a lot.
01:44:37
And there is a strategy where you put force on it.
01:44:39
But he went past that.
01:44:41
It's like because some people said, well, maybe it was inadvertent.
01:44:44
Why are you allowed to do that?
01:44:46
You're not. But pressure.
01:44:50
Well, no, it's because when you're if you're
01:44:51
if you've ever wrestled, your arm goes in certain places between the legs.
01:44:55
Yeah.
01:44:55
If I've, if I've ever wrestled, it's never gotten gay.
01:44:59
Correct. That's your choice.
01:45:01
Yes. Fine.
01:45:02
But if you want to win at wrestling, sometimes you do have to pull groin,
01:45:05
pull back, assholes. Whatever.
01:45:07
Plenty of people have even gotten fights with people I've never once,
01:45:11
do we have to have some kind of spoken,
01:45:14
thing beforehand that we to stay away from each other.
01:45:16
So when you're wrestling, first of all, is this with your cousins in the basement?
01:45:19
That doesn't count. That's a different kind of wrestling.
01:45:21
Was it wrestling when you were, like, had a script and shit?
01:45:23
Because that doesn't count.
01:45:24
This is actual wrestling in high school. Did you ever do that?
01:45:28
No, no, I wasn't gay.
01:45:31
Well, and you wouldn't have won unless you grabbed some ass.
01:45:34
But. So, like, you can see your face still might work.
01:45:38
She's, like, so uncomfortable you can see in her face.
01:45:41
So how was. Where's the.
01:45:43
Because this has opened a bit there.
01:45:46
How is it? So.
01:45:47
All right.
01:45:48
So he grabs her. See right here. All right.
01:45:50
So there's his hand. The last part.
01:45:53
No, no right there. This is the last.
01:45:54
This is the last time his hand is not in her for the rest of the match.
01:45:58
In the video it is in her.
01:45:59
And you can see it goes in the back from the.
01:46:01
But from the back between the legs.
01:46:03
And then she said he penetrated her.
01:46:06
You're just trying to. He's trying to like, roller up or something.
01:46:09
Yeah, the mother didn't know.
01:46:10
And the only person that knows are the two people on the mat right now.
01:46:13
Get to you right there.
01:46:14
How are these? And not like you?
01:46:16
An audience here hurts.
01:46:17
Nobody's seen this because it's wrestling.
01:46:19
I'm telling you, that's where his hand is, is totally normal.
01:46:22
But you're supposed to keep it open.
01:46:23
Not, you know, whatever.
01:46:25
I don't know what the fuck he was doing, but I see your face.
01:46:29
Get to your base and close your vagina.
01:46:32
Right?
01:46:33
Like she's literally right there that I see as a parent.
01:46:35
I see that she's looking at her mother like, help me.
01:46:38
But she's so petrified and terrified the words can't even come out.
01:46:43
And even the mother knows it like she's seeing a she's seeing a look
01:46:46
on her daughter's face right now that she's never seen in her life.
01:46:49
Why does she look like that?
01:46:50
I when my I children look a certain way, I was like, oh, I know exactly
01:46:54
what's wrong with them.
01:46:56
You know, they're either nervous or they don't remember their lines
01:46:57
or their music. Some of these fingers are in them,
01:46:59
you know that look, no, that's what I'm saying.
01:47:01
I don't, but I might.
01:47:03
As far as I know, it never happened to my children
01:47:07
except the one time when it was in my.
01:47:08
My wife.
01:47:09
I mean, they're married, right?
01:47:11
I so was it true, really real or died for someone who was precious to you?
01:47:17
Here's another thing. Look at that. That's like.
01:47:19
That's right.
01:47:20
And look at the his bicep part of his arm.
01:47:23
And his forearm is not even giving pressure.
01:47:25
The only part that he's making contact right now is on his hand.
01:47:30
You know what I mean?
01:47:31
Like, it's not a wrestling and she's still looking at her mother.
01:47:33
If God help me, I'm going to get so upset.
01:47:35
You know I want to fucking kill this motherfucker.
01:47:38
I don't care what is wrong with me.
01:47:39
Say, this dude needs to fucking die.
01:47:41
I don't know why you're not looking at the referee either.
01:47:43
Why don't you yell something like, like fuckers inside of me, I mean,
01:47:47
so she repeats.
01:47:48
Yes, she replied, after there's an interview and we're not going to listen.
01:47:50
I mean, we'll watch it next week, maybe.
01:47:52
But she's literally saying, I was I was frozen, I was petrified,
01:47:55
I was terrified, I didn't know how to react.
01:47:57
You can see right here she finally just gives up.
01:47:59
She's like, I can end the match because
01:48:01
I yeah, I don't know.
01:48:03
I mean, I don't know.
01:48:07
And there's still no there's still no pressure on the forearm.
01:48:09
It's it's all in his hand dude.
01:48:10
She's it's literally in her right now. Is it.
01:48:13
You think it's like it's manipulating
01:48:15
or it's just like up and in and, like, pushing like pressure.
01:48:18
You think there's some wiggle?
01:48:19
I guess we'd have to wait till she came or not.
01:48:23
That was completely inappropriate.
01:48:24
And I apologize.
01:48:25
Yeah, I.
01:48:28
Trying to break this down logically.
01:48:30
And here, over here, making inappropriate jokes.
01:48:32
Dude, I went through I've gone through all the emotions.
01:48:35
I'm like, I tried to rationalize it.
01:48:36
Maybe he's like, it's a competitive edge and he has no idea what he's doing.
01:48:39
Maybe he's retarded.
01:48:42
Well I mean you're right.
01:48:44
You don't even have to don't don't say it out loud.
01:48:46
I'm going to hit the fucking button even on Rumble.
01:48:48
Yeah you're right mental illness I agree.
01:48:53
Okay.
01:48:53
It started over
01:48:55
but yeah she's limp there.
01:48:56
She just literally put her arms down. She's not fighting at all.
01:48:59
But the problem is, if she can't roll over either,
01:49:01
I don't think he wanted to win the match or he would have rolled her over.
01:49:03
He wanted to continue to do this.
01:49:08
Problem is, referees on the wrong side.
01:49:11
I know there's like no movement.
01:49:12
He's just like, maybe he's getting off on it.
01:49:14
Maybe he's in on it too. Who knows? Allegedly.
01:49:16
Maybe he's like, fuck yeah.
01:49:18
That's why he's not standing straight up,
01:49:19
because he probably gets paid 10 to $20 for the entire match team.
01:49:23
So if you want higher quality referees in high school, you need to pay more.
01:49:30
All right, I'm pissed.
01:49:31
The chair is in the bag. No one's sitting there going.
01:49:32
No one's got the jaw to the floor going like I know like I know, right?
01:49:36
At least you really see me sitting there going, hey,
01:49:39
you know, to the person next to me, like
01:49:40
I'll be pointing and like, laughing and shit.
01:49:42
At least you know.
01:49:45
Yeah, I mean, I don't help.
01:49:46
That's all she had to say. Stop.
01:49:48
He's in me. Rape.
01:49:51
I mean, there's so many things she could have said,
01:49:54
but afterwards she said legal for half of it.
01:49:57
She said she was so confused she didn't know what was going on.
01:49:59
And then the only thing went in her mind was to give up so that he would stop.
01:50:05
The worst
01:50:05
thing I've ever heard from a, actual essay
01:50:09
victim is they said I had to make the best of it.
01:50:14
I'm like, wait, what?
01:50:16
Wait, what?
01:50:17
It's so sexy.
01:50:21
Not that there's anything.
01:50:23
Yeah. What? Gary,
01:50:25
I'm giving all I know you want.
01:50:29
Lip smacking.
01:50:30
You're getting kind of.
01:50:31
This is making me uncomfortable.
01:50:33
All right, that's good enough for me.
01:50:35
Good. Yeah. We're smacking crazy.
01:50:38
Mission accomplished. What?
01:50:40
What's this one?
01:50:40
And BK Olympics or what is it?
01:50:43
Gay or, what?
01:50:44
Is it cool or gay? Is this cool or gay?
01:50:46
Okay, this is a question.
01:50:49
Well, he's in a cat. He's. Is he a cat?
01:50:51
Does he have cat ears?
01:50:53
He looks like he's wearing a cat uniform.
01:50:55
Those sequins, I thought it was.
01:50:56
Well, I thought it was a sheep for quite a quite a while, but.
01:51:01
Okay, so look at his face.
01:51:03
What in the world can you.
01:51:05
It's two seconds in and I say gay.
01:51:10
Flip.
01:51:11
This comes from expert ice dancer.
01:51:14
Yeah. So the landing.
01:51:14
All right. You want me to take it that way? Fine. He.
01:51:16
He didn't fall, but he flubbed the landing.
01:51:18
You're not supposed to shake like that, right?
01:51:20
Oh, I bet I missed it right when he landed.
01:51:22
This is the second time this has happened.
01:51:24
Ever.
01:51:25
I don't think you're allowed to flip 30 years ago.
01:51:28
No. You can't.
01:51:28
That was a the circumstances there's like under.
01:51:31
So I was making landing.
01:51:40
Oh I was a movement and it's President's Day.
01:51:43
It is still President's Day for two more minutes.
01:51:45
You know what? That just reminds me.
01:51:47
I've been trying to get president as the fucking topic
01:51:50
for three years, and today would have been the day
01:51:53
you have to wait till Presidents Day falls on another Monday.
01:51:56
You're fired. Oh.
01:51:59
Good job.
01:52:01
Wrong.
01:52:03
We should have a mount Rushmore of presidents.
01:52:06
So I'll admit, I've been watching a little bit of the Olympics.
01:52:10
This is, like, the least cool,
01:52:13
number that I've seen.
01:52:15
The best thing I saw is
01:52:17
in the pairs or couples, whatever you want to call them.
01:52:20
The guy threw the woman four feet in the air and 18ft away from him,
01:52:23
and she landed smoother than this guy did.
01:52:26
I've never seen anything like that.
01:52:28
So why do we watch this guy?
01:52:31
Because now you're supposed to say, is it cool or is it gay?
01:52:34
Is that cool?
01:52:34
Or, like a right answer right away?
01:52:38
Yeah, it's it's gay. Yeah.
01:52:40
Can it be cool and gay?
01:52:41
Can a gay person ever be cool in your world?
01:52:45
Because I don't I don't like the premise that it's either cooler gay.
01:52:47
I think it's cool and gay.
01:52:49
You could cure cancer out there.
01:52:50
It's still gay.
01:52:53
So if you had cancer, would you accept the cure from a gay person?
01:52:56
Like you're just pointing out that it's gay?
01:52:57
You don't know? No.
01:52:58
You're from cancer. Can be gay. That's fine.
01:53:00
All right,
01:53:01
all right, so what if the cure for cancer was taking a penis in your ass?
01:53:05
What if you could be cured of all diseases by sticking one penis?
01:53:08
Yeah. I'm dying. Wait. You're stuck, or is he stuck?
01:53:10
Yeah. No, but, But. Yeah. Oh.
01:53:12
I'm stuck. Yeah.
01:53:14
Tight butthole. You're saying tight butthole?
01:53:16
It is what it is.
01:53:16
I mean, I would don't the
01:53:19
I would clench, I would bite it off if a man ever tried to sexually assault.
01:53:22
And that would make sure that there is no pleasure involved.
01:53:25
I don't think it was a joke. I took it seriously.
01:53:27
You know, the positive thing.
01:53:28
Like, let's go, let's get this done, doctor.
01:53:31
I know my doctor.
01:53:32
My family's never had a prostate exam, have you?
01:53:34
Why can't they teach you to do it yourself?
01:53:36
I have it like there's some secret that only the doctor can do.
01:53:39
Well, well, hold on a second. I had one myself.
01:53:41
Look at the finger. It's, like, hard to, like hook. It is it?
01:53:44
Is that the problem?
01:53:47
Pretty sure I can figure it out.
01:53:48
I'll ask for a prostate exam.
01:53:50
I'm pretty sure you
01:53:52
place and time. No,
01:53:54
I thought I want to do it.
01:53:55
I just rather do it, you know?
01:53:57
What did you say? I can't hear you.
01:53:58
I'd rather it be me. Am I muted?
01:54:02
Please figure it out.
01:54:02
Yes, yes.
01:54:03
This is any better.
01:54:06
To answer your question. Yes.
01:54:08
We can't hear you.
01:54:11
Oh that's way better okay.
01:54:13
You're muted
01:54:15
I'm thinking oh.
01:54:22
No I can't say it I thought about it I made a decision.
01:54:25
I'm so glad.
01:54:26
Was that the kind of ice
01:54:28
dancing you were into radio was or were you more jazz hands?
01:54:32
No, man, I was tiptoeing in jazz hands.
01:54:35
First of all, for the record, I was for five and six,
01:54:41
so I wasn't doing flips.
01:54:43
I think I learned how to do a skate backwards.
01:54:45
I think I could lift one leg up, but I couldn't keep it straight enough.
01:54:48
So the my coach was like, you're not going to do that.
01:54:51
You're just going to go out there, skate, do one of these.
01:54:53
So yeah, jazz hands.
01:54:56
Oh, sorry.
01:54:57
I mean, is there the music number two.
01:54:59
Yeah I've already explained three of them.
01:55:03
Do you remember the choreography?
01:55:05
All of it. Absolutely.
01:55:07
So I'm doing it in his living room when he I go, oh, that's right,
01:55:10
I have seen that I was the cop and Frosty the Snowman.
01:55:13
I was Tigger and Winnie the Pooh.
01:55:16
Pooh frosty.
01:55:18
And the most gayest one is I had to wear a fucking tight black shirt
01:55:21
with yellow overalls, and I was.
01:55:23
I don't remember what letter I was.
01:55:24
One of the letters in smile.
01:55:26
Can you wear that costume next week?
01:55:29
It won't fit me.
01:55:31
I do frost whistle.
01:55:33
You put it on anyway, I blew Frosty's whistle and squeeze it
01:55:38
for the show.
01:55:40
I know you're implying that I may be gay, but again,
01:55:42
I am the only one with children.
01:55:43
Not that gay people can't have children.
01:55:45
The last time you had any kids?
01:55:47
Yeah. No kidding.
01:55:48
20 years ago.
01:55:50
So I say.
01:55:50
But it was between when I ice skating happened.
01:55:53
I actually, I never ice skated.
01:55:54
I, I figure skated.
01:55:56
So you relapsed.
01:55:59
Oh, you're implying that being gay is some type of an affliction?
01:56:02
And I resent that comment.
01:56:04
Gay people are just like you and me, except they take penis in the ass.
01:56:07
That's the only difference. You resemble that some of them eat bugs.
01:56:11
Oh, right.
01:56:12
The lesbians. But that's not to me.
01:56:13
That's not gay. That's.
01:56:15
It's perfectly normal. It's perfectly fine.
01:56:17
Good. Yeah, yeah it is.
01:56:19
I'm going to more more of that, please.
01:56:23
All right.
01:56:23
If you
01:56:24
still can't argue your approach, you know, like a
01:56:27
I'm not into you, but I, you know, get what you're.
01:56:30
I'm not letting you into me.
01:56:31
So. Yeah.
01:56:33
Holy shit. This is getting gay.
01:56:35
Yeah. This got weird.
01:56:37
Hey, man, are you into me?
01:56:39
Not yet.
01:56:39
Come closer.
01:56:42
See you.
01:56:46
Yeah, I'm. I'm not.
01:56:47
I sounds are so fucked up, I can wait on anything.
01:56:51
What is this
01:56:54
career? Your fucking business.
01:56:55
And I'm rumble.
01:56:57
Hi. I'm YouTube and it's Crowder. Rumble.
01:57:00
Did you know that YouTube is dead?
01:57:01
Oh, you cannot mention death on YouTube.
01:57:04
I'm going to have to issue a strike.
01:57:06
I don't give a like I'm reveling in it.
01:57:08
Hey, we should have played this on YouTube.
01:57:11
You are you.
01:57:12
Yeah. Yeah I'm fine. That's.
01:57:13
Have one strike on rumble.
01:57:15
By the way, this is exactly what we do.
01:57:17
You do?
01:57:18
We have one strike on rumble
01:57:20
from so far back because we mentioned the vaccine may not be safe.
01:57:25
We have a medical misinformation
01:57:27
strike, which everything we said has been confirmed true at this point.
01:57:30
So I think we should appeal and get the strike.
01:57:32
We go back and appeal that, oh, no.
01:57:34
So here's the here's how YouTube works.
01:57:37
If I appeal the strike any farther and they say
01:57:39
no than we get our our channel canceled.
01:57:43
Like I said, we had a strike on Rumble.
01:57:45
You're saying YouTube?
01:57:47
Oh no, I'm sorry, did I say Rumble I meant YouTube if I said rumble.
01:57:50
Oh, okay. Thank God.
01:57:52
Oh, so we should not appeal.
01:57:56
No, we don't care.
01:57:57
Rumble is eating your lunch on live streaming.
01:57:59
You know what? One more thing that I gotta say to you.
01:58:01
Oh, Rumble is reimagining the video platform YouTube.
01:58:06
Don't forget the new Rumble wallet.
01:58:09
Watch the new Rumble lineup Monday through Friday, including louder
01:58:12
with Crowder at a new time.
01:58:13
11 oh, we're advertising Crowder now.
01:58:15
I'm a little worried, though, about that Rumble thing
01:58:17
because Rumble is like the Democratic Party, their only platform,
01:58:20
and they're only like mantra is they're not YouTube.
01:58:23
Just like the Democrats are like we're not Trump.
01:58:26
So what happens if what happens if that goes away?
01:58:29
Then they lost their identity and they have no purpose.
01:58:32
I do like rumble because it's easier to start a channel.
01:58:34
It's easier to start like following.
01:58:37
The numbers are so much different.
01:58:39
If we would have just done the right thing last month,
01:58:41
we could have been in the Rumble Creator program.
01:58:43
But I didn't stream on Thursdays.
01:58:46
Apparently. Oh no, I forgot to do this drop.
01:58:49
The champion has beaten off the challenger, at least for now.
01:58:55
All right, we did the rape.
01:58:56
We did all. Okay, guy. Rumble.
01:59:00
I'm supposed to play this after something, so I won't play that one.
01:59:04
Yeah, but we could, play the Weekend Update.
01:59:06
But Gary's not
01:59:09
there.
01:59:09
I wish I had a sound right for that.
01:59:12
We do. It's got its own.
01:59:14
It starts again.
01:59:16
I don't know where it is, and I have to readjust.
01:59:18
I have to I'm a picture.
01:59:19
I'm a visual person.
01:59:21
It's too hard for me to read on this visual.
01:59:24
I think most people are visual people, blind people.
01:59:28
Though the rare for the rare blind people.
01:59:29
Yeah, they're not visual, but they're all blind.
01:59:32
People are blind. It's not rare for a blind person to be blind.
01:59:36
Do you know what the blind people call people that aren't blind?
01:59:39
Normies sighted.
01:59:44
I don't, I don't know, I was curious, sighted.
01:59:45
Is that it?
01:59:47
Lucky everyone else.
01:59:53
But it's fear.
01:59:54
We did value assessment. Was I looking for.
01:59:56
Oh those values.
01:59:58
Those are the mash ups right. Yes.
02:00:01
Yep. Once again just to be clear.
02:00:03
Look see this is it's my fault.
02:00:05
Everything's my fault I mean I don't make excuses.
02:00:06
I take responsibility I have a
02:00:08
I have self responsibility and ownership to the point it's too much.
02:00:12
I'm taking too much on.
02:00:14
But this is why. This is why I missed it.
02:00:16
Can you see that?
02:00:17
It's probably.
02:00:18
Yes, I see that value assessment.
02:00:20
I know
02:00:22
that is called a non sequitur.
02:00:25
Then that's exactly what's wrong with that.
02:00:27
No, no. I'm sorry, it's money laundering.
02:00:30
I know it's truncated.
02:00:31
It's a cottage industry.
02:00:34
We should start having trivia when, When you can't read something
02:00:37
in, it goes dot, dot, dot.
02:00:38
Is that a non sequitur?
02:00:39
Is it, trunk or trunk or treat?
02:00:43
Trunk or treat is the lamest shit I've ever seen.
02:00:46
Go to a parking lot, walk around a bunch of cars.
02:00:50
Can we just have one Halloween day instead of a fucking Halloween month?
02:00:53
You know, any trunk or treat?
02:00:55
Oh man two we even had a trunk or treat in the park with no cars.
02:00:59
I'm like, it's not a trunk.
02:01:00
Yeah, I'm like, you guys, it's not a trunk or treat.
02:01:03
So I made him I didn't make him change it.
02:01:04
But after they said that, they changed it to the trailer. Treat
02:01:08
and I'm like.
02:01:09
And then again I'm like it's trail and treat.
02:01:12
You guys okay here the shit with the arsenic in the candy.
02:01:15
Yes. I'm affected by that.
02:01:17
Right. So much candy. Why?
02:01:18
Why where is everybody hearing about that now?
02:01:20
Because you're not supposed to eat that much candy.
02:01:22
Apparently that's. Oh, dude, I eat so much thinking about.
02:01:25
They said about, like, 4 to 5 pieces a year.
02:01:28
There's how much
02:01:30
you shouldn't take based on the arsenic amount that's in the candy.
02:01:34
When? What? Can we maybe change that?
02:01:37
Because a throw up I'm going to sue the fuck out of, because it's still unsafe.
02:01:41
You can't be like, well,
02:01:42
we assume that the average person eats, what, a year, right?
02:01:46
When I go to my candy fixes, especially when I stop drinking pop,
02:01:49
and my whole body was used to all the sugar, I go to the dollar store
02:01:52
and spend five bucks, get five boxes of candy, and then eat them.
02:01:58
So that's probably why I'm dying.
02:02:02
What's that?
02:02:03
What's what do you get with our new I don't know.
02:02:09
I don't know why they add it.
02:02:10
Why do they add these chemicals to the.
02:02:12
Yeah. Why do they add it? Wait.
02:02:14
All right. No, that's an that's an honest question.
02:02:16
I know it's a joke, but is it, is it a byproduct of the color?
02:02:19
Is it does it seep in from the factory?
02:02:23
Does it grow?
02:02:24
Is it the apple?
02:02:26
Isn't it arsenic and apple.
02:02:28
What's the poison in apple seeds?
02:02:31
Apple.
02:02:32
Pretty sure it's arsenic as it acids are added
02:02:35
by candy familiar to provide a sour flavor.
02:02:39
What?
02:02:39
Oh. Oh.
02:02:40
I don't eat sour candy, so I'm saying it over and over.
02:02:43
Correcting autocorrect English over correcting.
02:02:52
The poison in apple seed.
02:02:55
This is a nice lull.
02:02:57
I kind of like it.
02:02:59
Amygdala.
02:02:59
Oh, we got what,
02:03:03
a needle in a carcinogen?
02:03:06
Glycosides composed of cyanide and sugar
02:03:10
in apple seeds.
02:03:12
Could've sworn it was arsenic.
02:03:14
So arsenic is not an
02:03:17
there's something is not intentionally,
02:03:19
not intentionally added to candy by manufacturers
02:03:21
and said it is an environmental contaminant
02:03:23
that under the food supply, through natural sources or industrial pollution.
02:03:27
So why the fuck don't they?
02:03:31
Do something about the worst ones?
02:03:32
Yeah. Tootsie.
02:03:33
Tootsie fruit chew lime.
02:03:36
Jolly rancher, sour apple nerds.
02:03:39
Gummy clusters.
02:03:40
Oh, I had some of those over Halloween.
02:03:42
The gummy gummy.
02:03:44
Oh, that that that's the gummy thing with nerds all over it.
02:03:47
Yeah, I've eaten those,
02:03:50
so that's.
02:03:51
I have to,
02:03:52
570 PVS to 470 PBS, I don't know,
02:03:56
I've also had Sour Apple, Jolly Rangers, everything on the list.
02:04:00
It's it's easy for me.
02:04:02
Measurement of
02:04:04
arsenic.
02:04:06
There's also you're allowed a certain amount.
02:04:09
Speaking of our food supply, they tested they tested our meat
02:04:14
and it tested positive for human meat.
02:04:17
Oh, we are cannibals.
02:04:20
Yeah, they said that almost.
02:04:22
You eat there?
02:04:23
You know, some people say it's sweat from the workers.
02:04:26
Other people say fingers.
02:04:28
Other people say, you know, the Clintons are putting dead babies in.
02:04:30
I don't know, but I mean, Soylent Green.
02:04:35
I say
02:04:36
we have a problem of disposing of bodies, and we have a problem of lack of food. So
02:04:40
one plus one equals two.
02:04:43
In the context of recent reports.
02:04:45
And arsenic and canning measures are given in PBB
02:04:47
because these even these microscopic amounts are regulated,
02:04:50
for example, the EPA limit for arsenic in drinking water is ten PV,
02:04:54
while some kidneys, reached up to 570 PBB.
02:04:58
These numbers so high, the actual physical parts per billion is extremely small.
02:05:02
The concerns
02:05:03
stems from how these trace amounts can accumulate in the body over time.
02:05:06
So that would be,
02:05:07
all these target kids over ingesting candy and then becoming even target or adult.
02:05:14
More targeted, if that's possible.
02:05:18
Oh, here's another pyramid for you.
02:05:20
So you got the hunter gatherer living, hand them out
02:05:25
and then you get some society.
02:05:28
The second layer is surplus.
02:05:31
You see, you build up a surplus and then you can feed yourself
02:05:35
throughout the winter.
02:05:36
And then the top part of the pyramid is the crazy,
02:05:41
hundreds of dollars a play, with edible gold.
02:05:45
And and they throw it out if it's not absolutely perfect,
02:05:50
high end like for you get this little air and you little tiny
02:05:55
back, oh, cigarets that are rolled for you.
02:05:58
And they see the couch in a barn with some cool objects behind it that.
02:06:02
Yeah, top tier luxury.
02:06:07
How about the egg? They.
02:06:08
They eat a bird that's still partially live,
02:06:10
and they have to cover their head
02:06:14
to get the aroma and the bones of the bird.
02:06:17
Cut the inside of your mouth and the your own blood helps flavor it.
02:06:21
I forgot what it was.
02:06:21
Super rich people eat it.
02:06:23
It's like outlawed in a lot of countries because it's so nasty.
02:06:27
Wow. That's like, that's the top tier.
02:06:29
The rich, the billionaires are eating that shit, right?
02:06:32
Well, structures underneath the pyramid.
02:06:36
Well, did you watch the show last week?
02:06:37
What did you did you I did what did you think of, review?
02:06:42
I want to go.
02:06:44
I want to go down there and explore.
02:06:45
I want to figure out where the entrances.
02:06:48
They won't let you and go.
02:06:52
But you know what?
02:06:52
I'm claustrophobic.
02:06:55
But it sounds like there's giant.
02:06:58
Yeah. They're giant. Like, spiraled.
02:07:01
I heard something about, like, a spiral staircase around the cylinders.
02:07:06
We also that there was different, like, shit that dotted going down,
02:07:09
like internally. It's like a whole city down there.
02:07:14
I don't I don't understand, like,
02:07:15
other than protection from, you know, some type of
02:07:19
outwardly cataclysm.
02:07:21
Right.
02:07:22
Why aren't we going down there, pouring in there?
02:07:25
Well, I think they have. Egypt has.
02:07:28
And it proved that anything that's going to prove that Egypt
02:07:31
has nothing to do with the pyramids, and they're going to lose whatever,
02:07:34
you know, or they're going to avoid at all cost.
02:07:38
Well, recently a diary came
02:07:40
out of one of the workers, and he said they were using counterbalances.
02:07:44
And, the counterbalance thing made sense to me.
02:07:48
If you could get ropes that are strong enough to pull the the those big heavy
02:07:53
stones, the counterbalance, they actually make sense to me
02:07:56
because you for a counterbalance.
02:07:58
You could like that though.
02:08:01
That's the thing they have to use,
02:08:03
like natural, fiber ropes.
02:08:06
And I can't even imagine how thick they would have to be to pull something
02:08:11
that big.
02:08:12
Now we've actually on the show, we've covered the the Aswan,
02:08:17
the stone story, Aswan, Aswan, Aswan.
02:08:24
And if you look up the Aswan,
02:08:27
the stone quarry, there is an
02:08:31
old obelisk, that is carved out of there.
02:08:35
And, a crack was found.
02:08:37
So it was, it was they stopped work on it
02:08:41
after putting a lot of effort into the thing, studying
02:08:44
the giant we've discussed this morning with the scoops, we.
02:08:48
I just said that. Yeah.
02:08:50
I don't know anything about it, man.
02:08:54
And, it was on the show and the Aswan
02:08:58
and and ask what nickname for
02:09:01
what side, where the sun don't go.
02:09:06
Chuck.
02:09:08
Exactly.
02:09:09
Help us, Aswan Kenobi.
02:09:10
You're our only hope.
02:09:16
It's like I'm the Jedi master and you're my ass.
02:09:19
One I got three things queued up,
02:09:23
you know?
02:09:23
And of all three or ones,
02:09:25
I don't think that would.
02:09:27
It seems like it'd be more efficient to watch,
02:09:29
like, three movies at the same time.
02:09:30
But it's not.
02:09:32
Okay, give us the, Weekend Update oatmeal.
02:09:38
Weekend update with Norm MacDonald.
02:09:41
For some reason, it's in black and white
02:09:44
because it was old.
02:09:46
Oh, I see, all right.
02:09:47
It's definitely buffering.
02:09:50
And Norm MacDonald has a weekend update.
02:09:53
That's right. It's part of the show.
02:09:55
What happened this week. So you don't have to read anything.
02:09:58
And if you did read it well we're going to say it's slower.
02:10:01
But here's what went on.
02:10:03
First up, ten people, including the suspected shooter,
02:10:06
have been killed in a shooting at a high school
02:10:08
in the province of British Columbia, with more people injured.
02:10:10
Terrible news. Just terrible.
02:10:12
But at least some of the kids got to see the horses.
02:10:14
You know the Mounties, they're right in the hearts.
02:10:16
I love horses.
02:10:18
It does make it slightly better.
02:10:20
I bet you parkland or Sandy hook would have loved some horses.
02:10:24
Just sad.
02:10:27
And popular kidnaping.
02:10:29
Savannah Guthrie, his mother, Nancy Guthrie, is still missing.
02:10:32
Experts believe she's still alive and hope for a safe return.
02:10:35
I don't know why. Obviously dead.
02:10:38
He's dead.
02:10:39
That's why there's a dead end. No pun intended.
02:10:40
But indeed, despite being rich, the family did not spring
02:10:44
for the premium nest camera plan that lets you save recordings.
02:10:46
But the find out Google saves them anyway, so now they have footage of the culprit
02:10:50
clear as day.
02:10:54
Note to self remove all nest cameras from the house.
02:10:58
They are not safe.
02:10:59
Also, don't forget to feed the children in the basement
02:11:02
and get new locks.
02:11:06
And tech news.
02:11:07
A startup called Droid App introduced a humanoid robot named Moya.
02:11:11
It has what they call
02:11:12
warm skin, little cameras behind its eyes so it can copy human expression.
02:11:16
Critics have labeled the human like robot eerily realistic and alarmingly human,
02:11:20
with footage from its debut sparking widespread debate online,
02:11:23
with many of us speculating can you fuck it?
02:11:26
Heck, I'd like to now, especially with that warm skin feature.
02:11:30
And in Olympic news, U.S.
02:11:32
cross-country skier Jesse Diggins collapsed in pain
02:11:35
after winning a bronze medal.
02:11:37
That's incredible because now there have been
02:11:39
two women crying, her and Lindsey Vonn, and they're both American.
02:11:42
And you wonder why Saudi Arabia hide their women behind sheets and doesn't even
02:11:45
let them drive, let alone strap some skis to their feet and push them off of mount.
02:11:49
I'm getting. The Saudis do have a female skier.
02:11:51
Sharifa Allison diary.
02:11:53
They only do that whole pushing off a mountain thing to the girl.
02:11:57
And that's going to do it for us for Weekend Update on. Oh.
02:12:00
This was the fake news
02:12:02
as well.
02:12:03
So the world.
02:12:05
Oh, this is so interesting.
02:12:08
Oh I enjoyed that draw.
02:12:11
It was fun.
02:12:16
Much more successful
02:12:17
than the media skiing with the Captain Giggles.
02:12:20
Yeah, but that was enjoyable too.
02:12:23
I got two videos that have to do with that dude.
02:12:25
So they started doing this weird, like, Faded Cross.
02:12:28
So they know that I've got something that's copyrighted
02:12:31
and it's weird if someone knows.
02:12:34
So it does like a double watermark or does this weird fade across this white swoosh
02:12:39
because I think it knows, like if I try to use it somewhere,
02:12:42
I wants to show that it's 100% like fake or like that's something weird
02:12:46
about when I, when I go back to this old
02:12:50
one of Norm
02:12:51
MacDonald that I was able to get, and I have to do it extend every time.
02:12:55
So I have to start with the same fucking beginning,
02:12:57
and then I have to cut after that.
02:12:58
And it's so it's just it's weird how Sora has kind of changed, learned,
02:13:03
but there's still like, there's some trickery to be had there.
02:13:07
But, but they're trying not to get their ass sued off, too, because they're.
02:13:11
It's not. It's not right.
02:13:12
I mean, even though it's cool, it's absolutely not right
02:13:15
to be able to just, you know, steal intellectual property and use it.
02:13:18
Is it like you can't just do a parody of Norm MacDonald?
02:13:21
I can't just dress up like Norm MacDonald had my makeup done up
02:13:23
like I've been doing exact interpretation of them.
02:13:26
And I can't make a cartoon that looks the same.
02:13:28
Like I.
02:13:29
So I wouldn't worry so much about the Norm MacDonald as the SNL or wherever.
02:13:34
They probably own George Bush. Hey.
02:13:37
Don't get me wrong, I don't have a problem with that.
02:13:39
I was just suggesting that companies may have a problem.
02:13:42
Like there's definitely especially with the music,
02:13:45
all these AIS used stuff to train it and didn't ask.
02:13:49
That's a problem.
02:13:51
They just took it.
02:13:52
You can't reference history.
02:13:56
I think history is different.
02:13:58
Yeah, you can reference history, but you can't make it
02:14:00
look like an SNL skit without SNL permission.
02:14:03
That's just my opinion.
02:14:04
I'm not. It's not legal advice.
02:14:06
Don't argue with me, I love it, I keep doing it.
02:14:09
Don't stop because my opinion.
02:14:10
Yeah, until it stops me.
02:14:12
Then I'll find something else. Well. And what?
02:14:14
I get your point too, because it's like, dude, why?
02:14:16
You might as well let me do it, because I'm going to find a way to do it anyway.
02:14:18
You're just making it harder.
02:14:19
You make it harder on both of us.
02:14:23
You think that's because now I can't.
02:14:25
I can't do that for them.
02:14:27
I love them, so I have to screen record them.
02:14:29
But now it doesn't screen. Record the watermark.
02:14:32
Do me a favor
02:14:32
or don't say these secrets on the air
02:14:34
where I can hear you, because they will stop you.
02:14:36
Because I do the same thing. Like one of my videos.
02:14:38
I told them I'd hold up my phone and I'd have a shitty air quality.
02:14:41
That's fine.
02:14:41
Here's my advice to these companies because of that weird watermark.
02:14:45
If you do have a preview feature that a user could just
02:14:48
screen, capture the whole thing
02:14:49
and avoid the paywall, maybe put a bunch of watermark on that too.
02:14:53
That's what I don't understand.
02:14:54
With the watermark shit.
02:14:55
Like I get your normal saw watermark bouncing around.
02:14:57
Well, what's with this extra? Yeah, wave.
02:15:00
I think they're starting to implement ways to try and protect them.
02:15:04
They can say, hey, we we made every effort to make it, not copyright.
02:15:07
It's the user's fault.
02:15:09
Don't tell me all the magic happens.
02:15:10
It's not magic anymore.
02:15:12
Okay, so before we get too far away from Norm MacDonald, I have to know.
02:15:17
I mean, obviously there's watermarks on the damn thing.
02:15:20
Yeah, I want to see the robot chick have fun with it.
02:15:23
I don't know, just. I'm. I'm.
02:15:25
Yeah, definitely. Have fun. Yeah. Do the. You know what?
02:15:28
You know what the the the downside to all this.
02:15:31
It's it's stifling creativity.
02:15:33
Like if I can take something.
02:15:35
And what are you talking about?
02:15:37
I've been super creative with this shit.
02:15:39
I would not be. No, no not you.
02:15:41
No no no no.
02:15:41
Copyright copyrights specifically is so bad for creativity.
02:15:46
If I can take something
02:15:47
and change it into my own and then share it, that should be allowed
02:15:50
if you want a cut of it.
02:15:51
If I make $1 billion, then worry about it in there.
02:15:53
But we don't make any money.
02:15:54
This is just for fun and creativity, so we should imagine
02:15:57
all the things we wouldn't have
02:15:59
if we weren't allowed to build off of other works of art in the past.
02:16:03
I have no examples of that,
02:16:04
but I'm sure there's a lot.
02:16:07
You can find, because you kind of know what you're getting into because you.
02:16:11
Okay, hold on a second.
02:16:12
So for everyone listening on audio,
02:16:15
you should go to the bathroom for the next minute.
02:16:18
You shut down all that shit or I can read it.
02:16:21
Well,
02:16:23
that's because there's actually camera.
02:16:25
All right, well, just. All right.
02:16:28
I was going to read what she's saying.
02:16:29
Okay? Okay. So.
02:16:31
Well, maybe we don't need to read it.
02:16:32
I didn't watch the clip.
02:16:34
No. You to watch it.
02:16:35
It really is, the whole point of, like, this is their life.
02:16:37
Like, you know, she she looks she looks so real, man.
02:16:41
My wife moves just like that.
02:16:47
Yeah.
02:16:47
This one, you could.
02:16:47
You can. Maybe because this is literally,
02:16:50
you know what?
02:16:50
The men are going to care, but that's the person that's important.
02:16:55
That's all. That's all anyone's going to care about.
02:16:57
Can you put your penis in it?
02:16:59
I couldn't put it in the air.
02:17:00
All right.
02:17:01
Unless it's flexible.
02:17:02
Maybe it's real tight right here.
02:17:05
What the fuck?
02:17:06
Yeah.
02:17:06
My advice to you, if you're making these droids
02:17:08
make holes there, otherwise
02:17:10
they're going to pop out the eyeballs because men are so horny.
02:17:12
No, they're just going to try to jam some of you saw that wrestling video?
02:17:17
Yeah.
02:17:17
If there's a hole, they'll try to fuck it.
02:17:20
Just a low energy dungeon for you guys.
02:17:23
So this guy's a robot, but fucking a robot
02:17:27
that truly serves human life should be warm.
02:17:30
What in the fuck?
02:17:33
Holy shit.
02:17:35
Dude, you just outed yourself as a robot fucker.
02:17:39
How do they do that?
02:17:40
Do they like them?
02:17:42
Like it should have temperature free?
02:17:44
Almost like a living being with a vagina that people can, connect with.
02:17:48
Google, right?
02:17:49
You can.
02:17:50
Leader China, you guys.
02:17:51
And what is temperature?
02:17:53
I'm not. Is that that's some Indian dish.
02:17:56
Yeah.
02:17:57
When the temperature doesn't make sense, it's a non-sequitur temperature.
02:18:00
It's what it says.
02:18:02
There's a why is there a why?
02:18:03
I'm the end of temperature.
02:18:05
Of course there is.
02:18:06
Next week temperature.
02:18:08
Wait, what is
02:18:10
that's a cool it look,
02:18:12
it looks like the holes already torn into.
02:18:15
Well, yeah, it's got like an actual skull,
02:18:19
if you can think of it, someone's already done it.
02:18:22
I don't know if the the skeleton is necessary.
02:18:24
I mean, unless that helps the skin look natural.
02:18:26
Real. It's meant to feel real. When you stick your dick in the.
02:18:31
Then why even build the robot?
02:18:32
Just get up the giant.
02:18:35
You need the week.
02:18:37
Honestly, this is getting weird because I don't.
02:18:40
You have all these celebrities getting all these facelifts and shit
02:18:43
and they starting to look like I like things.
02:18:46
And now you have this, like these robots that are there is
02:18:49
are human starting to look like robots or robots looking like humans. But
02:18:54
at some point we're going to mesh and we're all going to look like that.
02:18:57
Thanks for the follow.
02:18:58
Racing real.
02:18:58
I already looked like a human.
02:19:02
You're jammin on follows tiny robot human.
02:19:06
Oh, like this bitch does.
02:19:08
If anybody wants to be on the show and participate,
02:19:10
you can call in at 158, six, three three and you can be right on the show.
02:19:13
And heck,
02:19:13
we're so small that if you want to actually be
02:19:15
on the show on a square, we'll send you the link.
02:19:17
Yeah, we don't screen calls.
02:19:20
Just let us know we want content.
02:19:21
We want good screen calls. Live on it.
02:19:23
Yeah, yeah,
02:19:25
that's how we do it I do, I don't I mean, I'll admit it, we had a show about it.
02:19:29
I said it already, I masturbate,
02:19:31
I don't need a piece of metal to help me masturbate.
02:19:33
I don't understand,
02:19:35
right.
02:19:35
Like, I, I we all have the same problem.
02:19:38
You're like, I don't know what what causes people to masturbate
02:19:40
if it's boredom or horniness or just lack of a woman.
02:19:42
But when you're married, I'll be honest.
02:19:45
Especially when you have little kids,
02:19:46
you end up masturbating more than having sex for a little while.
02:19:49
I got very creative with it, but as soon as I'm done, I have this a shameless.
02:19:52
I'm like, oh my God, what did I just do to myself?
02:19:54
What? You know, why am I
02:19:56
pounding my penis?
02:19:56
Literally
02:19:58
now I'm just thinking about masturbating.
02:19:59
I totally forgot what I was going to say.
02:20:02
Hang on a second.
02:20:03
I'll be right back.
02:20:05
Oh, I know, I know what I was gonna say.
02:20:07
I know what I'm going to say. It was my own hand
02:20:08
who was my own flesh and blood. I am so embarrassed and ashamed.
02:20:11
As soon as I'm done, you know, it's like that post clarity.
02:20:14
Whatever they call, you know, you're just like, what am I doing?
02:20:16
What is that? You know? Yeah.
02:20:17
Get the get the dog away from me or whatever you do. I don't do that.
02:20:20
But whatever your creepy shit you do,
02:20:22
how would you feel if you were doing it with a vacuum?
02:20:24
So to speak? Because that's what these are.
02:20:25
These are fucking vacuums with eyeballs.
02:20:28
It's got to be like the worst
02:20:31
clarity that what you just did was fucked.
02:20:34
The machine.
02:20:36
Or maybe it's amazing.
02:20:37
I mean, I see a bunch of women in porn
02:20:40
that are fucking machines now, like all the way back to Howard Stern.
02:20:43
They've been riding these machines, so to speak.
02:20:46
I can't compete with that.
02:20:47
I can't fuck that fast.
02:20:51
Yeah. Wow.
02:20:52
I had no point.
02:20:53
I just wanted to talk about something about.
02:20:55
Yeah, yeah, I remember my question, though.
02:20:58
That was my question.
02:20:59
I know you've all masturbated or you're lying about it, but have you ever fucked
02:21:03
something that wasn't flesh and blood?
02:21:05
You know, counting your own hand?
02:21:07
Is this what you're talking about when you're getting creative?
02:21:10
When your kids. This is very creative.
02:21:13
You said when you had
02:21:14
kids, you know, you had to get creative with masturbating.
02:21:17
Yeah, I had to find a place to masturbate and do it quickly.
02:21:19
You mean, like, you know, you had to try different things like.
02:21:22
No, no, you just want to get by.
02:21:24
Dude, it's been six weeks.
02:21:25
I'm going to fucking kill somebody if I don't come.
02:21:27
So, you know, give me two seconds in the bathroom.
02:21:29
Give me extra time in the shower. Just don't wake up.
02:21:32
You know, that sort of thing.
02:21:35
Because,
02:21:37
yeah, too much.
02:21:39
We had a whole show on this.
02:21:41
Would you agreed.
02:21:42
But I'm. So. I'm asking so you didn't.
02:21:43
You guys never answer my questions.
02:21:45
I understand you're afraid.
02:21:47
Afraid?
02:21:48
But, Yeah, I I've never fucked a machine.
02:21:51
I don't like stand around, like, no thinking about
02:21:56
fucking.
02:21:57
But every time someone has a different kind of person, get off with us.
02:22:01
Like what? I.
02:22:02
When Weinstock in a Cuisinart or a toaster or some crap, right.
02:22:05
Swimming pool, all that sort of things. Yep.
02:22:08
Yeah.
02:22:10
I thought about fucking swimming pool when I was a kid.
02:22:13
But no, I think that's bullshit.
02:22:15
Nobody's ever fucked the swimming pool
02:22:16
because those little holes, water comes out
02:22:18
and as soon as you get close to it, your little penis goes below.
02:22:21
Because, yes, I was only fucking ten. Wow.
02:22:24
You got pretty close on I think I got some that sucked.
02:22:28
Oh, there's some of.
02:22:30
I've never found one that suck.
02:22:31
If you are, please comment.
02:22:34
Yeah. Call 15863. Rinse three.
02:22:36
Let me know if you like that dude. Like put your dick up.
02:22:38
Do you put your dick up to the the.
02:22:40
No. The part the heater. If it was a heated pool.
02:22:43
Yeah.
02:22:43
Like it is a big square with a fucking like a little basket in it
02:22:47
to catch your, you know, it doesn't go to the filter you like.
02:22:52
On that note, as above, so below.
02:22:54
Oh, fucking son of a bitch.
02:22:57
I have so much more.
02:23:00
It's 40.
02:23:01
It's only 1230.
02:23:03
We're going to finish.
02:23:06
Can I finish?
02:23:07
Can I finish
02:23:09
fucking?
02:23:09
Well, we didn't even talk about fucking monologue, farting, writing.
02:23:13
What you do in seek to improve.
02:23:16
Go fuck yourself.
02:23:17
Go fuck yourself.
02:23:19
I mean, fucking asshole.
02:23:20
Thank you for your time.
02:23:22
So what would what would.
02:23:23
What would you rather do?
02:23:24
Have someone finger your ass?
02:23:26
Or would you rather lick the finger that's been in and out?
02:23:29
I'm going to take over the role of Gary for the rest of the show.
02:23:33
Is there anything is there anything else?
02:23:35
Do I have another choice? What are my other options?
02:23:37
You dumb fucking monkey?
02:23:39
Your options are both
02:23:42
okay.
02:23:42
I was so much thinking about Gary.
02:23:44
What are my choices again?
02:23:48
It wasn't a real question, was it?
02:23:49
Have someone finger your ass or
02:23:52
you lick the finger that has been in an ass.
02:23:56
That's a trap.
02:24:01
I mean, and obviously.
02:24:02
So wait, is is my finger in someone else's ass or is a finger in my ass.
02:24:09
If you lick. No.
02:24:10
So either someone fingers your asshole that one
02:24:14
or that one, you lick the finger that's been in an asshole.
02:24:19
No, there's an obvious answer to that.
02:24:23
You believe in a God that is.
02:24:24
Plus, I mean, to be honest, I'm open.
02:24:26
My ass is an open, but I'm open to new ideas.
02:24:29
I may love it.
02:24:30
I have, honest to God, I'm not lying about this.
02:24:32
I have never, ever tried it. Ever.
02:24:34
Not even a pinky tip.
02:24:35
Not even a fucking marble.
02:24:37
I don't know why I would say a marble.
02:24:38
Maybe I did put a marble in my ass that was very specific.
02:24:42
I don't give a crap about that. No, you know what?
02:24:43
If you put a marble in your ass, how would you get it out?
02:24:46
You'd have to dig it out or push it out.
02:24:49
My. My recommendation is tie a string on
02:24:51
anything you're going to put in your ass, just in case.
02:24:54
I don't know nothing about it, man.
02:24:57
Because if you do pretty much that,
02:24:59
if you put too much stuff in your ass, you could.
02:25:03
Why is that still in my brain?
02:25:04
He knows that
02:25:06
you could actually.
02:25:11
Brady knows that.
02:25:12
So let's go.
02:25:15
Of course I can't make it full screen fart.
02:25:18
What the fuck is that?
02:25:19
That.
02:25:19
I just said something like, you got it, you got it.
02:25:21
I. I didn't even have to play the bumper.
02:25:23
She did it for me.
02:25:26
What? There's no rewind either.
02:25:27
Kill that.
02:25:29
Did you call the child the word?
02:25:31
No. I think she called the nail the N-word word.
02:25:34
Yeah. We're going to play it again, I can't remember.
02:25:37
What is it
02:25:39
like?
02:25:39
Oh, they're going to play it again for.
02:25:40
So she's, She she revenge.
02:25:43
Revenge? Wait, that's not a word.
02:25:45
She renovates homes in in Detroit of all places.
02:25:48
Renovates?
02:25:50
Yes, I thought I thought she was someone.
02:25:52
Yeah, she she does it in other places, but mostly in Detroit.
02:25:55
And she's working on a and a house on a long shoot day.
02:25:58
She's trying to get one last fixture or something and she can't do it.
02:26:02
And instead of everyone's ripping on her for this and she got fired immediately.
02:26:05
But I think a simple explanation is she meant to say fart knocker?
02:26:09
That's like a normal thing.
02:26:10
People say,
02:26:10
okay, but you know, so that gives you the right to call the child five year old
02:26:15
the N-word. Well, it was not a child.
02:26:16
It was a nail or something.
02:26:17
But that gives them the
02:26:19
that gives her the right then to say that because she meant to say something else.
02:26:23
Well, and so she's worked with this crew for a while at least.
02:26:26
I think the show's been on for three years.
02:26:28
And when she says, hey, can you please not take that?
02:26:31
The guy literally is like, fuck no, dude.
02:26:33
And this happened in July.
02:26:35
He sold it to TMZ for 50 grand. So.
02:26:38
So I thought this I thought this happened like four years ago.
02:26:43
No, I happened in July.
02:26:44
I think this happened a while back.
02:26:47
So because I may have, Fart nigger.
02:26:53
Oh, fuck.
02:26:54
My life. My.
02:26:57
So last one.
02:27:00
I thought this happened about four years ago.
02:27:02
What is the message that that I just said somehow it just now
02:27:07
because I, when I tuned up the volume,
02:27:09
it didn't really matter because didn't say much.
02:27:11
But when she says, can you delete that?
02:27:14
Yeah.
02:27:15
The person says, I only have 30 minutes.
02:27:19
So no, I wasn't he wasn't recording the guy who responds or the person
02:27:24
that's filming this is part of her crew
02:27:28
and they're the ones that exposed it.
02:27:34
Yeah, I don't know.
02:27:35
It says it happened in 2022. So yeah. You're right.
02:27:37
Yeah. Right.
02:27:38
And so I thought it happened in July for some reason because she's been making
02:27:42
maybe July 2022, but she's been making, you know, racist.
02:27:45
She's been racist ever since. And nobody's caught up with her over this.
02:27:48
Now all of a sudden when she put somebody off.
02:27:50
Oh, yeah, you're right. It's wrong.
02:27:52
The incident reportedly occurred
02:27:53
while filming at her own home, not directly in an HGTV production.
02:27:57
Fuck you people, dude.
02:27:58
I can say whatever the fuck I want to call a child five year old and the N-word.
02:28:03
No, it was a noun.
02:28:04
It was probably maybe like less than a year old.
02:28:06
I'm sure all of. Yeah,
02:28:10
I just do.
02:28:11
People are so fucking sensitive.
02:28:12
It's, you know, didn't care, you know, didn't get upset about this.
02:28:18
This lady.
02:28:18
I don't give a shit, nigger, cause Hendrix was it Shiloh Hendrix?
02:28:23
Yeah. That's her fuck off.
02:28:25
No, fuck off to you.
02:28:26
But her name is Nicole Curtis.
02:28:29
This lady.
02:28:30
Oh, fart nigger.
02:28:32
And saw what a lot of people said to us.
02:28:33
She said it so, like, you know, ready to go.
02:28:37
She clearly says it more than not.
02:28:40
Love my life.
02:28:43
That's the moment.
02:28:44
That's the moment she realized no matter what is it like?
02:28:47
It's like it's in all kinds of music.
02:28:49
And it's in my favorite genre of music.
02:28:52
She does look like she might get down with the culture.
02:28:55
She's from Detroit, right?
02:28:56
But yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah.
02:28:58
And that's another thing too, is if you're from Detroit,
02:29:00
whether you're white or black, I don't know.
02:29:01
It's funny to say things that are taboo.
02:29:04
So it's like, I don't know,
02:29:06
that word has a special taboo as far as a lot of people are concerned.
02:29:10
You're not allowed to say it. I don't feel like it should.
02:29:12
I don't it's the only reason that I'm going to say
02:29:15
it is because there's no word, no sounds.
02:29:18
People that get harmed by words have never been physically hurt.
02:29:23
There's plenty of racial slurs towards my ethnic people.
02:29:26
Yeah, exactly. That means nothing to me.
02:29:29
And I understand, too.
02:29:30
Like, you can have physical and verbal abuse that lasts for years.
02:29:34
You know,
02:29:35
you can actually hurt people with words when you're an actual victim of it.
02:29:39
Sure. But, like, you know, you suck. Why don't you?
02:29:42
Why do you, you know, if you treated your wife,
02:29:43
she made food, spent all this time, and you constantly were like,
02:29:47
you know, you're you're a piece of shit.
02:29:48
I mean, there are words, continued abuse that can hurt, but one single word,
02:29:53
two fucking sounds.
02:29:54
Get over it.
02:29:56
Unless you were an actual slave, if you were an actual slave,
02:30:00
then you may have a little bit to protest about.
02:30:03
Otherwise, shut the fuck up. Don't tell me what to do.
02:30:06
It's hard.
02:30:08
Well, it's hard to really hear her voice.
02:30:10
If you can tell me what to say and I can tell you she can do.
02:30:12
Yeah.
02:30:13
Can you say that she get everyone to call it Chicka Boom?
02:30:15
Yeah.
02:30:20
Yeah.
02:30:20
And just.
02:30:20
Dude, why are people so fucking sensitive?
02:30:25
I think they want it.
02:30:26
That's a good way to get attention.
02:30:28
Look at me. I'm virtuous. I'm angry.
02:30:30
I'm outraged about something else that nobody else is outraged about.
02:30:34
Right. Are there any even.
02:30:35
Are there any alive slaves?
02:30:38
I mean, that was 200 years.
02:30:40
I don't know how long ago, when did slavery become legal?
02:30:43
I mean,
02:30:45
when did slavery stop in the US?
02:30:48
18 something.
02:30:52
I don't know
02:30:54
the other thing in you're in Norm MacDonald.
02:30:57
I forgot about Norm MacDonald.
02:30:59
Oh, wait, I forgot about this too. Gary's got me all flustered.
02:31:01
I was expecting him to stay till one.
02:31:04
Oh, fart nigger,
02:31:06
I'm gonna have to play this.
02:31:10
Up my life.
02:31:12
It's the Brady and Roger Brady and or Gary as above.
02:31:17
And so below.
02:31:19
Because he's so close. Brady.
02:31:21
And for sure, we're doing it our way.
02:31:25
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
02:31:28
Brady and John show it's Brady and draw.
02:31:32
It's their show now Brady draw.
02:31:39
Norm had mentioned the
02:31:42
I don't give a shit doorbell.
02:31:45
Yeah yeah that's pretty fucked up.
02:31:49
What is this? We can't hear.
02:31:53
Couldn't hear it.
02:31:55
It's not being heard.
02:31:58
It's not hear it.
02:31:59
Yeah.
02:32:01
Yeah. Seriously.
02:32:03
Oh, fart nigger.
02:32:05
I think my life.
02:32:08
I didn't change anything. I think they can hear it.
02:32:09
You can't. I'm going to start it again.
02:32:11
There has not been one fuck up on tonight's show.
02:32:15
I hope they could hear the other ones.
02:32:18
I can hear all the other ones.
02:32:19
Yeah.
02:32:22
Can you hear no sound?
02:32:23
10 million go missing.
02:32:24
And the way we hear now. Yeah.
02:32:27
Fantastic.
02:32:28
One was distracted talking about Bad Bunny's halftime show.
02:32:31
I'm trying to understand
02:32:33
why nobody's talking about this ring camera ad during this last all.
02:32:37
That's our family.
02:32:38
But every year, 10 million go missing.
02:32:40
And the way we look for them hasn't changed in years.
02:32:45
Until now, when most of the dog's photo in the ring up starts.
02:32:48
Outdoor cameras looking for a match
02:32:49
search party for ring uses AI to help families find lost dogs
02:32:53
since, like more than a dog, AJ has been reunited with their family.
02:32:56
Yeah, hero in your neighborhood
02:32:57
with Search Party available to everyone for free right now.
02:33:01
Join the neighborhood. It rained.
02:33:03
They basically told the entire country they use doorbell cameras
02:33:06
plus AI to monitor and track what they see.
02:33:09
If they use it to track dogs, they will absolutely use it
02:33:12
to track people or freeze paws, those they already have.
02:33:16
So there was a company that actually teamed up with Ice
02:33:19
to find and arrest illegal immigrants.
02:33:22
And so there was such an outrage that ring actually ditched the company completely.
02:33:25
But then they teamed right up with a company called Exxon, which is way worse.
02:33:30
Law enforcement kind of stuff. They make body cams, that sort of thing,
02:33:34
and they have access to all ring cameras in the in an emergency,
02:33:37
they can actually use them in like a mesh thing, and they can
02:33:39
look at all your footage, they can turn them on
02:33:41
and look at them live, whether you opt in or not.
02:33:45
That ring commercial use dogs
02:33:47
as a Trojan horse for an expanded police wait.
02:33:50
They use dogs as a horse and surveillance state?
02:33:53
And the scariest part is people will fall for it.
02:33:56
Many already have.
02:33:59
Let's say you ring camera convenience.
02:34:03
Weird chicken TikTok.
02:34:04
I don't know where they,
02:34:07
Sure it's weird, but at the same time, I'm not doing anything weird.
02:34:12
Fuck you.
02:34:13
That's not so. You're not doing it.
02:34:14
I have nothing to worry about. I'm not doing anything wrong.
02:34:18
Yeah,
02:34:19
somebody may have a political different view than yours,
02:34:22
and then they might attack you in the future.
02:34:23
Because of that, when Democrats come back in power,
02:34:25
I would bet your fucking ass that they're going to be Asian.
02:34:29
Yeah, they're they're great at it all.
02:34:31
They already fucked it all up.
02:34:32
So they're just going to do whatever they want
02:34:34
and people are going, you're right.
02:34:36
And us as a whole follow the math.
02:34:38
Unfortunately, there's a whole we don't give a fuck.
02:34:41
I've been trying and screaming at the top of my lungs, go to work 2012.
02:34:44
Just want to eat food and have some fun.
02:34:48
Great segway.
02:34:50
Well, you can't because so many you probably can't hear it.
02:34:53
Can you hear it? Wait, it's not playing shit.
02:34:56
It's not you
02:34:57
that an idiot sandwich is always what an idiot.
02:35:00
Wow, that's that's harsh.
02:35:03
I that one hurdle, it that one stung a bit.
02:35:05
I can take the other shit, but that that one stung.
02:35:08
Can you hear it? I'm sorry. Okay.
02:35:11
You can ask me every time.
02:35:13
No, just the one time after.
02:35:14
The one didn't work to confirm. And now we're good.
02:35:16
In 1954, scientists placed a rat named Benny in a cage.
02:35:22
I thought it was.
02:35:23
The center of the cage was a simple red button.
02:35:26
If Benny pressed it, he got a small shock of pure pleasure to his brain.
02:35:31
At first, Benny by accident.
02:35:34
But soon he understood the transaction and he turned into a bunny.
02:35:38
I, I don't know, I don't know about that,
02:35:40
but okay, we'll just ignore the bunny part. Press button,
02:35:44
feel good, press button.
02:35:46
Feel good.
02:35:48
It was the perfect life.
02:35:50
The scientists then put food in the corner.
02:35:53
They put a female rat in the other corner.
02:35:56
They even opened the cage door to the outside world.
02:36:00
Benny ignored the food.
02:36:02
He ignored the female.
02:36:03
He ignored the open door.
02:36:05
Why would he struggle for those things?
02:36:08
When the button gave him the feeling of reward?
02:36:10
Without the effort, Benny pressed the button 7000 times per hour.
02:36:16
He pressed it until his body weight 7000 times per hour.
02:36:21
I need some math here.
02:36:24
I don't believe it.
02:36:25
Calculator there?
02:36:26
Yep, I do 60.
02:36:32
Hundred.
02:36:33
That's two times a second. Is that.
02:36:34
I guess it's possible.
02:36:36
But he collapsed from starvation
02:36:37
the second he died, with his paw still resting on the switch.
02:36:41
The scientist.
02:36:43
How far is it?
02:36:44
Yeah, the depression is.
02:36:46
It's a rat size button.
02:36:47
He pressed it until his body collapsed from starvation.
02:36:51
He died with his paw still resting on the switch.
02:36:54
The scientist. Oh. That's precious.
02:36:56
Closed the file.
02:36:58
But the experiment didn't end with Benny.
02:37:00
It just got an upgrade.
02:37:03
Look at the glowing rectangle in your hand.
02:37:05
That isn't a phone.
02:37:07
That is the button.
02:37:12
Tap. The button says draw
02:37:15
button.
02:37:16
Yep, your phone is the dopamine button and we are all dying doing it.
02:37:21
A lot of people on their phones don't give a fuck.
02:37:23
Driving on, rumble on your phone, please.
02:37:26
Yes, watch us on. Rumble on your phone. Don't push that button.
02:37:29
Yeah, you worthless pile.
02:37:32
You will get a dopamine hit.
02:37:34
Watch us.
02:37:36
This truck loser.
02:37:39
Please watch us because he's a cook.
02:37:41
Fucking damn it was this fucking.
02:37:44
And never mind.
02:37:45
They'll never mind.
02:37:48
He's a fucking loser.
02:37:52
Oh, that's the game.
02:37:52
Yeah. Gary did that one already.
02:37:54
Did that one already.
02:37:55
Non sequitur.
02:37:59
I'm looking for some to figure out.
02:38:01
We have to figure out how to
02:38:03
bring it up in a roundabout way, just to circle
02:38:06
back around and then actually have the conversation about it.
02:38:09
So we need to talk about booga spheres.
02:38:12
I would have had to like
02:38:13
in what we were talking about before it, maybe like talk about some type of sphere,
02:38:17
like say we were talking about transgenderism
02:38:19
and I go over my balls in the sphere
02:38:22
and it's like, well, what about the blogosphere?
02:38:23
Like that's that's like a good right sequitur, right?
02:38:27
I don't think you understand non sequitur still, but that's okay.
02:38:31
So, non sequitur really like,
02:38:36
why am I being called out?
02:38:37
One of the subjects has changed, but I see
02:38:40
it's not a it's a logical thing, not a subject.
02:38:43
Yeah. Gary.
02:38:46
Like, I don't know, like, such as?
02:38:50
Because you're okay, right?
02:38:52
Wait, no you're not. Gary.
02:38:54
Sound like.
02:38:54
Did you did you meet the blood boy yet?
02:38:58
Blood boy, blood boy and boy.
02:39:01
So I'm pretty sure this might be.
02:39:05
Give me 20 minutes to find the blood gushing out.
02:39:08
Pause, pause.
02:39:09
Looking scrolling through a bunch of animal.
02:39:11
This vicious animal just kept charging at me here it is.
02:39:14
Then. I was kicking it like this, kicking it off with me.
02:39:17
The animal just kept charging, the blood gushing out.
02:39:22
Now this just in, we have an interview with, He did his blood boy.
02:39:26
His blood boy from 2004 to 2000.
02:39:28
Yeah, I said, his blood boy as the blood gushing out was a blood boy.
02:39:33
So when somebody parties too hard or isn't living right, they want to
02:39:37
fresh blood in their system, right?
02:39:39
I didn't drink, smoke weed.
02:39:41
I didn't eat pork. None of that did.
02:39:43
He saw me and he was like, yo, dude, don't you want to get drunk?
02:39:46
Smoke some. We need some bacon right now.
02:39:48
What does pork have to do with the
02:39:51
he. I think he went you on it?
02:39:54
Almost evil.
02:39:55
Sinister.
02:39:56
Before we had heat, I think pork was the most unclean meat.
02:40:01
But if you cook it, it's safe now.
02:40:02
I got a job for you.
02:40:03
He was like, I want that blood. And I was like, whoa.
02:40:06
And he dropped ten grand on the table.
02:40:08
Ten lords. Yeah.
02:40:10
He said, I want I want to find your blood right now.
02:40:12
So that was a one off for you start.
02:40:13
You know that that was the beginning. I'm a universal donor.
02:40:16
He thought I was special.
02:40:17
He called me his lucky little blood boil.
02:40:19
Every like three months, he would fly me down to Miami.
02:40:21
And this was the crazy part.
02:40:23
He never actually wanted to do it on land.
02:40:25
It wasn't legal at that time.
02:40:27
So we would get on a boat and he would take us to is it legal now?
02:40:31
Outside the blood gushing out?
02:40:33
Yeah.
02:40:33
And on his yacht, he would just drain blood.
02:40:36
And he was his drain.
02:40:37
Just drain me. Do look at him from to death.
02:40:40
That means something else in my world.
02:40:42
My wife drains me sometimes.
02:40:44
But then he fucked him.
02:40:46
He's actually doing anything with his blood.
02:40:51
Look at how it.
02:40:51
So they're showing how he looks with the blood boy.
02:40:53
Now look at the picture.
02:40:54
Now without the blood. In fact, tell me if he aged.
02:40:57
Yeah, and he's aging now that he's in prison.
02:40:59
He's not.
02:41:01
I thought it was Mike Tyson when I first thought.
02:41:05
But, I mean, that's also being in jail
02:41:06
without all the fucking treatment and oil and not tattooing and blows lip.
02:41:13
All of a sudden.
02:41:16
Oh, father time caught up with, I mean, yeah,
02:41:19
for nine years, the majority of puffy was made up with my blood.
02:41:22
When my blood. When my blood.
02:41:24
So do you think he should get some of the royalties?
02:41:27
What does he think like that.
02:41:28
Like gave him a super B, gave him super powers.
02:41:32
Oh, dude, there's a lot they do this. They do.
02:41:34
There's one guy that he's the age guy he's trying to beat dying.
02:41:38
He apparently he gets transfusions from young people.
02:41:40
His whole blood gets replaced all the time.
02:41:46
My blood.
02:41:47
I hope you appreciate
02:41:49
what this is.
02:41:51
You can have, like, new cells and shit.
02:41:52
It's like changing your oil. Like.
02:41:54
Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
02:41:56
Fresh, young, untainted, un drunk blood.
02:42:01
Yeah, I don't know.
02:42:02
Let me, let me go around. Period. It.
02:42:04
That's how you bring your own blood. But don't.
02:42:06
If you just give blood don't you automatically just create more?
02:42:08
Fun fact the Red cross throws blood away
02:42:10
all the time except when there's an actual emergency.
02:42:13
Then they run out of blood.
02:42:14
But unfortunately, people don't donate in emergencies.
02:42:17
They donate all throughout the year
02:42:19
like they should have.
02:42:20
Blood action drives whenever there's a disaster to get blood, and they do,
02:42:24
they don't even use all the blood they have.
02:42:26
There's not a blood shortage.
02:42:27
They just say that to encourage people to give blood.
02:42:31
And you can sell your blood.
02:42:32
If you go to the Red cross, you donate it.
02:42:33
But there's places where you can actually get paid for your plasma in your blood.
02:42:36
They're all over.
02:42:37
If you just drive a little bit south of where I live,
02:42:41
lots of them.
02:42:42
And I've actually fixed their computers and it's nasty in there,
02:42:45
and there's a whole bunch of people laying in what look like haircut
02:42:48
chairs or dentist chairs, and they all got a fucking tube in their arm,
02:42:52
and they just sit there for an hour while they get drained,
02:42:54
and then they get paid like 30 bucks.
02:42:59
I don't know, people do pretty desperate things.
02:43:02
Money can't buy you happiness, but when you don't have it,
02:43:04
a lot of unhappiness.
02:43:07
There's a callback.
02:43:11
I think he said, don't play the clips,
02:43:13
but I have 2 or 3 more clips and we played them all.
02:43:17
Wait, what?
02:43:17
So I'm just going to keep playing them.
02:43:20
We have dark humor.
02:43:21
Does anybody like dark humor?
02:43:24
We just kind of had dark humor with the, fart digger.
02:43:28
Oh. Careful now you get it, you get it.
02:43:30
Dark humor.
02:43:31
My life.
02:43:36
Oh, I don't know about fucking your life.
02:43:40
The other night, a woman asked, and I didn't want to do it,
02:43:43
but she was my grandma.
02:43:44
She was so fucking like,
02:43:47
I want to fucking get paid.
02:43:48
You did. She just.
02:43:50
He did he just say that was her grandma?
02:43:51
His grandma?
02:43:53
The other night, a woman asked me to choke her in bed, and
02:43:55
I didn't want to do it, but she was my grandma and she was suffering.
02:43:59
I want to fucking get picking on me now.
02:44:02
Bury our head in the sand and pretend slavery is not happening anymore.
02:44:05
Just because no one made a movie called 12 years an Apple employee.
02:44:08
It's like a cruise around.
02:44:11
I don't think that's the same thing.
02:44:12
The iPhone numbers iPhone six, seven, eight.
02:44:14
That's not the model number.
02:44:15
That's the age of the kid that made it.
02:44:17
Yeah, my iPhone 14.
02:44:19
You're going to be amazing because the hand-eye coordination
02:44:21
in early adolescence puts the quality through the class.
02:44:25
They're too big to chuck themselves to their death out of the factory window.
02:44:28
So employee turnover goes down.
02:44:29
I wrote these jokes in a MacBook.
02:44:31
Those guys always seem to fuck me.
02:44:33
They always seem to be like, I got a gun to save my family
02:44:36
from the government who work so I don't get out of line.
02:44:40
I got a gun to save my family from the government.
02:44:42
Really.
02:44:43
The government with their planes and tanks and Kardashians.
02:44:48
You know how you know you lost the war to the government.
02:44:50
You have a credit rating and you paid taxes.
02:44:53
Dude, we're all loose tonight.
02:44:56
The only way you're going to save you and your family from the government
02:44:58
with a gun is if you have enough bullets for you and your family,
02:45:03
and God help you if you use your wife's bullet for your girlfriend and everything,
02:45:06
that shit me actually shows up with a rope around their neck.
02:45:10
Guess you had the afterlife, Gary, you're an asshole again.
02:45:14
Sorry.
02:45:14
Did he just say Gary
02:45:17
wipes bullet for your girlfriend and everything of that shit in the afterlife?
02:45:20
He shows up with a rope around their neck.
02:45:22
Guess who had to hang themselves in the garage.
02:45:23
Gary, you're an asshole. Can I do it again?
02:45:26
And it's really
02:45:27
easy to spin any argument to make it make sense.
02:45:30
No matter how insane it is.
02:45:31
I can prove to you that you can spend anything to make it make sense.
02:45:35
If you do it the right way.
02:45:36
You can't have car thieves without cars, right?
02:45:38
Right? Yeah. You're allowed to answer back.
02:45:40
I know I've been monopolizing the conversation, but
02:45:44
that's fine.
02:45:45
These about cars, right?
02:45:47
And you can't have bank robbers, not banks.
02:45:49
Right? So if you don't want pedophiles,
02:45:52
I'm just saying kids are 50% of the problem.
02:45:55
That's all to say.
02:45:57
There were no kids, there'd be no pedophiles.
02:45:59
You just be a bunch of creepy guys in trench coats.
02:46:00
Following short people in yoga pants.
02:46:02
Go and check out the hind quarters on this one day.
02:46:04
When he does get blank, they get the money for and a taser.
02:46:07
I'm just saying
02:46:08
less kids equals less pedophiles, so more kids must equal more pedophiles.
02:46:12
So if you're pro-life, you're a little bit more okay with child.
02:46:15
Read to me. All right, that's enough for me. Madison. Okay. Thank you very much.
02:46:20
Hahaha.
02:46:24
Pedophile jokes,
02:46:26
just started to get a little bit,
02:46:28
the creativity was I like, I like a good pedophile joke
02:46:31
with the creativity was a little lacking, but it was good effort.
02:46:34
I mean, do you want to see, like, creativity?
02:46:36
You had people laughing.
02:46:37
You had people laughing. So here, this is the best.
02:46:40
Hopefully you haven't seen it yet.
02:46:43
Why isn't it sharing?
02:46:44
Share? I haven't seen it. I've seen it.
02:46:46
This is this is my favorite video of the week.
02:46:50
So this is one of the reasons why
02:46:52
the divorce rate is so astronomically high right now in America.
02:46:55
As you can see,
02:46:56
you got this little young lady out here shoveling all this heavy snow.
02:46:59
She has no help.
02:47:00
Where's her husband?
02:47:01
Like, where's an able bodied, strong man is able to shovel
02:47:03
some of the snow and help this lady with all this stuff?
02:47:05
She probably cooks dinner, folds laundry.
02:47:12
I don't know why I thought that was so funny.
02:47:14
He's the man that should be shoveling the snow.
02:47:20
Hey, what's this? JJ?
02:47:22
JJ golf plays. Why?
02:47:23
Wait. What?
02:47:24
JJ Watt plays disc golf.
02:47:29
Did you never play before?
02:47:30
You guys?
02:47:30
Big free.
02:47:31
We've never played disc golf before in our lives.
02:47:33
We've never done it.
02:47:34
And so we went out for a couple hours and we played disc golf in the woods.
02:47:37
There was hey, the photos look sick.
02:47:39
I mean, you look like you're in a fool. You don't.
02:47:41
You said you never played before.
02:47:42
You guys.
02:47:43
Big Frisbee guys, big hippies out there,
02:47:44
Wisconsin, throwing those things back and forth. Yeah.
02:47:46
No, never. It's a different kind of Frisbee.
02:47:48
Probably explains why I shot, like, 15 over.
02:47:51
But it's it's a nice shoot, and it's a lot of fun.
02:47:54
It it's also a very good workout.
02:47:56
Pittsburgh is an hilly town.
02:47:59
A lot of hills, a lot of hills.
02:48:00
We've never played disc golf before in our lives. We've never done it.
02:48:03
And so we pronounce it like it's all one word.
02:48:06
This is the greatest thing for disc golf. Golf.
02:48:08
You can get to it. Some celebrities who played golf,
02:48:11
disc golf
02:48:12
I like golf, just kind of like a D apostrophe.
02:48:15
Golf, disc golf and disco disc golf.
02:48:20
I love it
02:48:22
played that.
02:48:23
I played that too many didn't do some behind.
02:48:25
The only thing left is oh wait, state of the art.
02:48:27
Your goal here is not to just
02:48:28
check things off a list, so you make it so it isn't a clinical.
02:48:33
It kind of is.
02:48:36
It's the Brady and Joshua right?
02:48:38
Yeah.
02:48:38
We're supposed to finish up the eclipse and rip on Gary Smith.
02:48:41
So wow okay.
02:48:43
Fuck yeah.
02:48:44
Piece of shit
02:48:46
I'm going to do this again for you.
02:48:47
Oh I.
02:48:51
Only.
02:49:03
This is a long one.
02:49:04
Is it going to ever play?
02:49:05
Come on. There's a payoff here. I'm sure there's a payoff
02:49:09
coming in much higher areas.
02:49:13
Oh, up up up up.
02:49:18
Oh, can we get much higher.
02:49:22
So high up
02:49:25
00000.
02:49:38
Oh. Here.
02:49:51
Can we get much higher. Oh.
02:50:00
A little bit of do a delay on the button.
02:50:02
I don't know if you've noticed or not, but I have been getting less higher today.
02:50:06
No, I haven't noticed at all.
02:50:08
Yeah, not at all. It's run out of weed.
02:50:11
No, I'm just sober and straight, trying something new.
02:50:16
It turns out it turns out
02:50:17
I'm probably addicted because I'm having a little bit of a hard time with it.
02:50:20
I think that's part of the reason I'm sick.
02:50:22
Even lost my appetite. I'm only three days in.
02:50:24
I know after a couple more days it should be fine.
02:50:27
Last time I quit had zero issue with it.
02:50:29
Like would be to same time to me too.
02:50:32
I had zero issue with it.
02:50:33
I quit for 30 days to pee and then it's no big deal
02:50:37
for maybe like two months I did maybe three, I think three months.
02:50:41
What it tells me is I've been smoking way too much weed.
02:50:46
Now I
02:50:46
get kind of mad at myself because it's like,
02:50:50
it's like I smoked and it's like I don't,
02:50:52
you know, I feel like not as high as I'd like to be.
02:50:55
That's all. That's the main crux.
02:50:58
Well, I don't know if I should say.
02:51:01
I won't say I've been doing more gummies on.
02:51:05
And so then I'll do gummy and then I'll smoke.
02:51:07
So then I'm like, that'll be there.
02:51:10
More. Do you?
02:51:12
I don't know how to answer this without allegedly.
02:51:14
So, if we were role playing
02:51:15
and we were writing a movie, would you ever fly with it?
02:51:20
Yeah.
02:51:21
Yeah, I think so.
02:51:22
No, no, no, no troubles with actual verbiage
02:51:26
or with some type of like, well, that's what I do.
02:51:29
But I would change the boy for vaporizer
02:51:34
and it's going to
02:51:34
be out of the country where it's not legal out of the country.
02:51:37
I would say no, I would never chance it.
02:51:40
So now you know why I'm quitting?
02:51:41
Because I don't want to go through this while I'm there.
02:51:44
So I want to find out what happens now and get it out of my system.
02:51:48
No, I don't think so.
02:51:49
I think you'd rather just go there
02:51:51
because, like, the experience is going to be.
02:51:54
Oh, yeah.
02:51:55
I'm not going to not go there to distraction.
02:51:57
I know, I mean when I yeah, you know, traveling, doing what I do,
02:52:02
I, you know, would just quit for, you know, multiple days and
02:52:07
I did some research and.
02:52:11
Some research.
02:52:12
You mean that you should be fine.
02:52:13
I would even like what to do.
02:52:15
Well, so I don't know where it would.
02:52:17
Depends on where it is and if, like so I've, I've come to find that that,
02:52:21
I always forget which one is which, but, the
02:52:25
we the good we it is what Delta nine or Delta 8 pounds.
02:52:29
The nine.
02:52:30
Well there's the residual the
02:52:32
offshoot which is delta either 8 or 9 nine
02:52:35
one is one, the other one is this offshoot that is legal in a lot of areas.
02:52:41
And it's very much a decent enough placebo to where like I,
02:52:46
I feel like I'm hitting it more, but it's, it's a THC like,
02:52:50
I don't know, I can't explain it, but yeah, it's the,
02:52:53
the shit they used to sell in the gas stations
02:52:55
even before we was legal, because it wasn't quite good
02:52:57
because one molecule changed or whatever I wouldn't do.
02:53:01
No, that it's not that. It's not that.
02:53:03
And chances are, plant chances are I'll be able to just buy it at my resort.
02:53:08
So I'm not even really worried about it, but I just,
02:53:11
I would I didn't concern about holding anything illegal, and I don't know
02:53:14
the country, I don't know, I wouldn't fuck around and keep my bribe ready.
02:53:18
I don't know.
02:53:20
Yeah.
02:53:20
No, I'm not, as far as I know, I'm not.
02:53:22
That's why I watch plenty of,
02:53:25
the, Border Patrol shows, and it's it's not a.
02:53:28
Well, see, I know I'm not.
02:53:30
I'm sure it has.
02:53:30
No, I have no intention avenues, but I have no intentions
02:53:34
of taking anything or traveling over any borders.
02:53:37
I'm just going to go without or I'm going to find some there.
02:53:41
And, yeah, there's a bit of danger finding some there because it's
02:53:44
typically what I've heard is they will sell it to you
02:53:47
and then there'll be a cop right there,
02:53:49
and they fucking want $80,000 fucking bribe right then in there,
02:53:54
which is four grand, by the way.
02:53:57
So I don't the
02:53:59
yeah, I don't need to get high that bad ever.
02:54:02
Delta eight THC and delta 90 zero,
02:54:04
both cannabinoids found in cannabis plants that produce psychoactive effects.
02:54:08
But they differ significantly in potency, legality, and origin.
02:54:12
Delta nine is the primary potent form of THC found in marijuana,
02:54:14
while Delta eight is a milder isomer derived from hemp based CBD.
02:54:20
But is that for your own benefit, or have you ever actually been
02:54:22
caught in there like, oh, you're safe because this is the eight or the nine? No.
02:54:26
If you got caught with that, you'd probably get just as much trouble
02:54:29
until they tested it. And the it's.
02:54:32
So the research that I've done is in most places they're not looking for
02:54:37
a little personal amount.
02:54:39
They're they're in the United States though.
02:54:42
Yeah.
02:54:43
So you can be Brittney Griner and get caught with a THC vape pen in Russia.
02:54:47
Yeah.
02:54:47
Right. Go to. Yes. Yeah.
02:54:49
No, I'm not doing that.
02:54:51
Yeah. They like, they like take your passport.
02:54:53
So you do your.
02:54:54
Why me.
02:54:54
Are we going to tear this up and you're going to get there and then.
02:54:57
Yeah.
02:54:58
And I've talked described as a milder
02:55:00
or diet version of THC typically offering about half the potency of Delta nine.
02:55:03
Users often report a cleaner clear head, more functional,
02:55:07
in less anxious experience.
02:55:10
Yeah, that's not what I want at all.
02:55:12
I want to be not clear.
02:55:14
Head,
02:55:16
especially if you just hit it more.
02:55:17
I would only do the vape.
02:55:18
I would never do like an actual smoke of it.
02:55:21
Yeah, I know, but I never had it when I was in Nashville.
02:55:25
I know that there was, there's these dudes that
02:55:27
or people that sell these, hippie people that sell right off of Broadway.
02:55:31
They they advertise it as weed.
02:55:35
It's not legal.
02:55:35
And, well, it is, but it's Delta eight, but they don't really make it known.
02:55:39
And so, like for a while, we're kind of like, what the fuck?
02:55:42
Like, shitty.
02:55:44
Well, you can just smell that it's not exactly the same.
02:55:46
And so like, I was like, knowing this, I brought,
02:55:49
you know, I brought my shit down there, so I,
02:55:51
you know, I, I'm smoking my weed right near where they're selling the fake weed.
02:55:56
And I could tell that helped them a lot.
02:55:58
I could tell the people that knew knew.
02:56:00
But there was so much police presence, too.
02:56:01
I didn't want to, like, do it too, too much.
02:56:03
But, yeah, I was just kind of funny because it's like,
02:56:07
so it sounds like some good weed.
02:56:09
Somebody actually smells like smoking weed.
02:56:11
Is that their shit? Yeah.
02:56:13
No, unfortunately, it's not.
02:56:15
The newest products in the video game craze.
02:56:17
Don't have any spaceships or Pacman.
02:56:20
They're called adult video games and have men and women
02:56:23
and sex sometimes violent sex.
02:56:26
This one, called Custer's Revenge, features
02:56:29
a nude General Custer fighting his way past Indian arrows.
02:56:33
You score the big I did, I was I was fully into Atari
02:56:38
in 1982, and I don't remember any of these games.
02:56:41
The only one I remember that was vaguely adult.
02:56:45
I can't remember the name.
02:56:46
There was a whole series of them, and he was just kind of goofy.
02:56:48
It was a cartoon. Big points in this game.
02:56:51
By getting the general to rape an Indian woman tied to a stake.
02:56:55
Well, if you look at what they represent, raping,
02:56:58
racism, violence, pornography,
02:57:03
three out of four ain't bad.
02:57:05
Militarism existed
02:57:06
all the worst kinds of things in society, which we would like to eliminate.
02:57:09
So I think that they're very detrimental.
02:57:11
Some of these games have already arrived in Canada.
02:57:14
They're expected to go on sale in Montreal next week alongside video movies.
02:57:18
One of the distributors says there's been a lot of interest.
02:57:21
You've seen.
02:57:22
There was no way one of them called Custer's Revenge, yes I have
02:57:25
what is it like going to bring the second case?
02:57:29
The graphics aren't bad in the game.
02:57:31
It's, whatever the hell I'm sorry.
02:57:32
They're saying Custer's revenge.
02:57:34
I thought they were saying custards. Revenge.
02:57:36
Yeah, I just went through that yesterday.
02:57:42
Oh, look at that.
02:57:42
It's a real game. Revenge of the Ice cream.
02:57:48
I mean, it's nuts, all right, but I bet you.
02:57:50
Yeah. Look at this video game.
02:57:53
I can't see my screen.
02:57:54
Can you see it? Can you see that picture again?
02:57:56
Video of the gameplay scrolling.
02:57:58
I still know they showed it a bit, but it was harder to see.
02:58:02
I'm just saying like, look, that's the woman on the right,
02:58:04
and that's the guy on the left with a penis.
02:58:07
I don't think we have to worry about anything I've seen,
02:58:08
because you could be playing that right in front of anyone,
02:58:10
and they wouldn't know what the fuck it is.
02:58:16
I don't I mean, what if it's just
02:58:19
they're going off of historical historical accuracy.
02:58:23
Maybe Custer did rape.
02:58:24
I wouldn't find it offensive.
02:58:25
We urge people to go to the video stores, find out if they're selling those games
02:58:30
and buy them games.
02:58:31
So urge them to stop.
02:58:33
Groups opposed to
02:58:34
the games are also organizing a letter writing campaign to the federal.
02:58:37
I found that if parents protesting
02:58:40
nothing A-rated rated their
02:58:43
whatever NC 17 or well, movie like what?
02:58:47
They look like real people,
02:58:48
so they're way better if that's what you're looking for.
02:58:49
Yeah, we have like you have like,
02:58:53
adult.
02:58:53
Well, it sounds like they're not saying they're wrong or outlaw.
02:58:55
They're saying you should go protest your video stores
02:58:57
and tell them not to carry it like the like a boycott.
02:58:59
Okay, this is before cabinet video game rating systems, I'm sure.
02:59:03
Yeah, yeah. And plan to pick at some.
02:59:06
That was thanks to Al Gore's wife is why we have the rating systems.
02:59:10
And that sold more records than any other advertising.
02:59:14
Right.
02:59:15
If it didn't have one, I mean, yeah, probably sucked. Yeah.
02:59:17
Of the stores selling Custer's Revenge and other adult games.
02:59:22
Jim Sandstrom, CBC news, Montreal that was Canada.
02:59:25
So it doesn't really count as real well, the British Columbia, Montreal,
02:59:30
Quebec, I think Montreal is what Windsor is in.
02:59:33
No, I'm right, it's way east west.
02:59:36
I think it's called big
02:59:38
Montréal.
02:59:39
Quebec.
02:59:41
I think Sabine is the only thing I have left.
02:59:46
Not that I'm just trying to check it off, but.
02:59:48
You got anything else?
02:59:49
No, no, other than my check.
02:59:53
I need to check off that.
02:59:54
I've checked off everything, and that's it.
02:59:56
I'm not paying you any.
02:59:57
Check. Check that off. Now.
02:59:59
I got paid with checks today.
03:00:01
Strange,
03:00:05
old lady.
03:00:06
Yeah.
03:00:09
Make some.
03:00:10
Make sure it doesn't bounce.
03:00:12
I gave her.
03:00:12
I did a bunch of work, and I had to buy her a little
03:00:16
fucking enclosure.
03:00:16
Doesn't matter. Is 20 bucks plus tax was 22 bucks.
03:00:19
She gave me 25 and said, here's your tip.
03:00:23
The first of all, I don't get tips.
03:00:25
I've gotten like two tips and one, I think one was from my grandma.
03:00:28
People try to give me tips all the time.
03:00:30
I'm like, I'm billing you and you pay me.
03:00:31
It's you don't need to give me a tip, but I do get a lot of tips.
03:00:36
She offered you a tip.
03:00:37
You said no and she was like, no, no.
03:00:39
She wrote it right into the check.
03:00:40
I couldn't say no, but she acted like she gave me $100.
03:00:43
It was $3.
03:00:46
Oh, her her whole bill was $322.
03:00:49
And she gave me 325 and she wrote in it a check.
03:00:52
So she was genuinely trying to be in her world, though.
03:00:54
She just gave me 40 bucks, you know,
03:00:56
400 bucks, three bucks, probably a lot of money for
03:01:00
I just said thank you and smiled.
03:01:03
I'm like, you need a tip?
03:01:04
It's not a tip like service.
03:01:07
No. Right, right. Give me the whole thing.
03:01:10
You get paid a
03:01:11
wage, I do.
03:01:13
I build them an amount per hour plus parts.
03:01:20
And I was perfectly fine with my amount.
03:01:22
I was there for a long time though, and I didn't pay.
03:01:24
I don't, I try to get a minimum, I try.
03:01:26
I found if you over if you under-promise and overdeliver
03:01:29
people are much happier.
03:01:39
All right.
03:01:39
Yeah. Let's do this.
03:01:40
Why not.
03:01:41
If I can find the person for that work.
03:01:44
What's
03:01:46
please please please fix me.
03:01:49
Part of the reason I want to play on
03:01:51
is Gary says please, please here it is for free.
03:01:56
Please please please
03:01:59
0000 it's awesome.
03:02:02
It's so gross.
03:02:03
Proves that I'm clearly a child.
03:02:05
Do you want me to do something?
03:02:07
Just tell me not to.
03:02:08
Communication between parallel universes is possible.
03:02:12
If the universes theory of quantum physics is correct.
03:02:15
In the paper, the author demonstrates, quote, the inter
03:02:20
branch communication is in fact possible entirely within standard quantum theory.
03:02:25
Well, that is interesting.
03:02:27
Let's have a look at the many worlds theory of quantum physics,
03:02:30
unlike quantum physics, is actually not random at all.
03:02:33
It only seems random to us when we observe the outcome of a quantum measurement.
03:02:38
We can't with certainty predict what will happen.
03:02:40
We can only predict the probability for a particular outcome,
03:02:42
so that a particle appears on the left side of the screen with 30% probability.
03:02:46
The many worlds theory.
03:02:47
No one says, well, actually all possible outcomes happen.
03:02:49
It's just that each happens
03:02:50
in different parallel universe and we only ever observe one of them.
03:02:53
Now, you may ask, and indeed I think you should ask,
03:02:56
if nothing is really random in the many worlds interpretation,
03:02:58
then how come observers
03:02:59
randomly split into universes so that the outcomes appear random?
03:03:02
Yes, that's what I think somebody wants. Interpretation. It's nonsense.
03:03:05
But let me leave aside my misgivings for a moment.
03:03:06
It's the second most popular interpretation
03:03:08
among physicists in general,
03:03:09
and probably the most popular one in Oxford in particular.
03:03:11
Which brings us back to the paper.
03:03:13
Normally many worlds say that what happens in a measurement leads
03:03:16
to a branching or splitting of universes, and a process
03:03:18
that is, for all practical purposes, impossible to reverse.
03:03:21
It's basically entropy increase. In quantum physics.
03:03:23
It happens by decoherence.
03:03:24
This is why, after the measurement, the different branches, each
03:03:27
with a different measurement outcome, are disconnected.
03:03:30
There is one branch in which the particle went to the left side of the screen,
03:03:33
and you saw it left and one in which
03:03:34
it went to the right side of the screen, and you saw it, right?
03:03:36
And one of which you stayed in bed that day. You get the idea.
03:03:39
These different versions of you are in a superposition.
03:03:41
They exist at the same time in the new paper.
03:03:44
Now the author, I'll show you.
03:03:44
So there's a clever trick you can do in the many world scenario
03:03:47
which no one had thought of before.
03:03:48
She says, look, we do this measurement which splits the universe
03:03:52
into several branches.
03:03:53
For simplicity, let's say there are just two.
03:03:55
Now imagine that in each branch there is a copy of an observer.
03:03:58
Each observes a different measurement outcome.
03:04:00
So the observers are also different.
03:04:02
But we know exactly how they are different because the Schrodinger equation
03:04:05
tells us.
03:04:05
Now in one branch, the observer writes down a message, not a quantum thing.
03:04:09
But I swear I just heard thunder message.
03:04:11
As physicists say, think of it as writing on a piece of paper.
03:04:14
The author no shows up if the observer, after writing the message,
03:04:17
loses any memory of doing that, then one can swap the observers
03:04:21
of the two branches to the observer, gets a message from the other branch,
03:04:24
not because the message crossed
03:04:26
from one parallel universe to the other, but because the observer did.
03:04:28
As the author puts it, the observer in superposition
03:04:30
can receive a message written
03:04:32
by a distinct copy of themselves in the multiverse, and the observer
03:04:35
who never wrote the message nevertheless possesses it,
03:04:37
while the observer who wrote it no longer has the message.
03:04:39
And the stunning thing is, this is entirely compatible with quantum physics.
03:04:43
The obvious question you may have now is, well, for one thing,
03:04:46
how do you make sure that the observer completely forgets the message?
03:04:48
And how does an observer cross from one branch into another?
03:04:51
Mathematically, you can do this.
03:04:53
In reality, well, it's difficult.
03:04:55
You don't have to keep track of the exact quantum
03:04:57
state of the observer's brain and be able to manipulate it.
03:04:59
One might say that in practice,
03:05:00
we don't actually need the observer to be a human being.
03:05:02
We just need a sort of protocol for writing out a message.
03:05:04
So if we can think of a protocol
03:05:06
that's simple enough so that we can swap it from one
03:05:08
branch to another, then we could realize the set up.
03:05:09
Then again, this defeats the purpose
03:05:11
because if the thing that you swapped is an observer,
03:05:13
then no communication happened between branches.
03:05:15
This paper gets a four out of ten on my bullshit meter.
03:05:17
It's a nice paper in that I think it's technically
03:05:19
points out an interesting loophole.
03:05:21
The author also seems to be a young woman, so I can't say anything about otherwise.
03:05:24
People will complain about me again.
03:05:25
The bullshit part is an illness of this entire discipline.
03:05:28
It's not the way that they use the word observer, she says.
03:05:31
Bullshit, her boyfriend observes in my book.
03:05:33
An observer needs to at least have a brain.
03:05:36
I'm not the trusting kind.
03:05:37
I don't like it if companies keep track of my whereabouts and God knows what.
03:05:40
That's why I use not VPN.
03:05:41
NordVPN is an app that you install on your phone or laptop.
03:05:43
It provides a secure and private connection
03:05:45
for you internet browsing, and comes with.
03:05:50
Great clip Gary I love Sabine.
03:05:52
I wish they would have taught me that in kindergarten.
03:06:02
What's the topic next week?
03:06:02
Gary I know you're still watching.
03:06:05
What is it?
03:06:07
144 oh did he say it earlier.
03:06:09
144 would be a good what.
03:06:11
It's a it's awesome.
03:06:12
It's 12 times 12.
03:06:16
It's a is it a prime number.
03:06:20
No. That's the number that I forgot.
03:06:23
I forgot all math. You know, I forgot everything
03:06:25
else. Have learned behavior of smoking weed.
03:06:27
So when I don't smoke weed, I become a way stupider.
03:06:30
I become a Jupiter.
03:06:35
Man, I had a video, but I just can't seem to find it.
03:06:37
So I'm going to give up on it.
03:06:41
Yeah, yeah, we could just end early.
03:06:43
We could watch some other people.
03:06:46
Yeah, yeah.
03:06:46
You know, we could come up with a topic.
03:06:50
Okay.
03:06:53
I got nothing, okay?
03:06:56
Okay. Perfect.
03:06:58
I do want to give another thanks and shout out to swear words
03:07:02
for the follow any 89 for the follow.
03:07:06
Racing realtor for the I don't give a shit and Pete pod.
03:07:10
Let's go check it out. I don't know nothing about it, man.
03:07:13
For the raid.
03:07:15
I don't give a crap about that.
03:07:17
What do you give a crap about, brother?
03:07:20
Where the fuck are you?
03:07:21
You were like a fourth of the show.
03:07:26
Well, let me tell you something, brother.
03:07:31
Just because.
03:07:32
Do you actually watch the show the next day, you could at least
03:07:35
put little comments down there below the video.
03:07:38
You're not understanding that. I couldn't care any less.
03:07:43
Who are we going to raid?
03:07:44
I don't give a crap about that. The cartoon man.
03:07:46
Oh wait, I was going to check out PS excuse me video
03:07:50
have you lost your mind?
03:07:52
Tipo de.
03:07:58
I don't remember any of it.
03:08:01
This is who raided us.
03:08:02
Let's check out their channel.
03:08:05
Let's see what they do.
03:08:08
They had.
03:08:14
I don't know.
03:08:17
In type of free.
03:08:20
All the way to that, I like my. Well.
03:08:22
Don't you like it enough to be in your face
03:08:25
like a dick to a toilet bowl?
03:08:28
Probably 41.
03:08:29
Oh, really?
03:08:31
Lord, you really can't.
03:08:32
Hey, what you mean, no?
03:08:34
Makes you until 7 p.m. central.
03:08:36
And, we, Wall Street here, there.
03:08:40
Let's let's make it half.
03:08:42
Speaking of Ekron, I'm glad you brought him up.
03:08:46
I don't know if you know this, but my man T-Cross.
03:08:50
Let's go.
03:08:52
Drop a hot and they rush.
03:08:56
Who's they? Drop my man.
03:08:58
The ticker on Tuesday drops.
03:09:00
All right, we don't need to watch this.
03:09:02
We go. Really nice, man.
03:09:04
The numbers on it so far in 16, we could run what I'm saying.
03:09:09
Well, I mean, I'm sorry.
03:09:10
I'm gonna start running ads behind that one, by the way.
03:09:13
So it'll start popping up in people's newsfeeds a lot.
03:09:15
Oh, really?
03:09:16
Yeah, man, it would be more.
03:09:19
I want to find the rate enough.
03:09:20
Yes. No.
03:09:22
You know, quite a bit of money on, trading it, but also holding it,
03:09:27
long term.
03:09:28
Again, not financial advice for me, not financial advice,
03:09:33
never giving financial advice.
03:09:36
Check out the cartoon man.
03:09:42
Hey, that was pretty fun.
03:09:43
Watch racing land. That's not real.
03:09:47
Children should be happy, but they also need guidance and structures.
03:09:50
They don't grow to be fucking weirdos and self destruct.
03:09:53
It's definitely based
03:09:55
here.
03:09:55
Mommy gets made fun of by people for looking like this too.
03:09:58
But mommy made her own choice to do that.
03:10:02
What do you think about that?
03:10:04
Nope.
03:10:06
That's not that's.
03:10:07
So should we, should we recap, wrap up and end or should we just end up
03:10:12
brainwashing your child for headpats on social media?
03:10:16
It's you get weird and cruel.
03:10:18
I can't remember what we did.
03:10:21
Precious.
03:10:22
I think I got like ten minutes into it and I was like, I'll finish this up later.
03:10:28
The kid, what's up with the kid?
03:10:29
Let's call the kid. It's only 1:00.
03:10:32
It's like 10:00. Where he lives. I don't remember any of it.
03:10:37
This show needs some guests.
03:10:39
Forget I said anything.
03:10:40
Sorry. Need some topics.
03:10:42
Everything else is good.
03:10:43
I like it.
03:10:46
But it's all of the end.
03:10:48
I'm not sure. And every time.
03:10:49
Just so you know, every time I try to make structure games,
03:10:52
any type of an actual take control as a producer, we never do it anyways.
03:10:58
Oh my gosh, I do have my video game set back up.
03:11:01
We should try to do that next week,
03:11:04
but we have to probably set it up ahead of time.
03:11:06
Do you have any interest in playing games besides downloading on watch
03:11:11
the video games?
03:11:12
Do you get a lot of views on this?
03:11:13
For some reason?
03:11:15
Yeah.
03:11:18
I mean, right now
03:11:20
I'm not set up. I got nothing.
03:11:23
I mean, plus if we have to leave, I'm.
03:11:25
Oh well that's sounds.
03:11:26
Yeah, you can do that. I'll just leave.
03:11:29
That's fine.
03:11:31
I like one of my favorite parts of the show is when Gary and I would play video.
03:11:33
Oh, boy.
03:11:34
And we were keeping score like that, I know, I mean,
03:11:38
if I can't win the podcast, I don't want to play.
03:11:44
Pull that up.
03:11:45
Yeah.
03:11:47
I've never watched any of it.
03:11:48
You cut off my name of that, I want to just says, pull it up.
03:11:53
I don't know it all.
03:11:54
It'll all clear up on at WrestleMania.
03:11:56
I'm sure we could play Custer's Revenge
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or not.
03:12:04
I need to get to here.
03:12:05
Yeah, we'll just raid somebody. I'm good.
03:12:08
I'll give you the mic for a minute so you can wrap up, I forgot about this one.
03:12:12
Walk around nature like an asshole with my little discus.
03:12:18
Hey, that's, you know, that's a hate speech.
03:12:19
I know that guy.
03:12:23
Whoops.
03:12:23
I went back to the same site instead of our.
03:12:27
Raid.
03:12:36
Hey, we're going to go to the raid.
03:12:37
We'll write him, and then we'll watch him.
03:12:40
I've never watched any of it.
03:12:41
Can I do that?
03:12:43
I think I can do that.
03:12:46
Yes it is.
03:12:46
Yeah, yeah.
03:12:50
Why is it going?
03:12:51
He should be going. Oh, there we go.
03:12:53
Well that's different.
03:12:54
This is like no fuck society.
03:12:57
Don't be like them. Don't be a fun fact.
03:12:59
This show is pretty.
03:13:01
I forgot to do the local recording till we were, like, 15 minutes into the show.
03:13:04
Abusive teaching cell.
03:13:06
Horrible, disgusting.
03:13:09
You know, check Rumble real quick
03:13:10
and, oh, says, he'd say, all right, well, we'll see you next week.
03:13:14
A video for you.
03:13:14
You don't know what the topic is because Gary didn't say.
03:13:16
If he did say watch the show.
03:13:17
Listening. Pleasure. So I don't have to.
03:13:19
Oh, that is fantastic.
03:13:20
Do you have an as above so below mean that.
03:13:23
All right. Sound drop.
03:13:27
I do that it's it's old and horrible.
03:13:29
Here we go.
03:13:30
Yeah. Russia.
03:13:31
Yep. Narrows it. That's going
03:13:34
to let them take you for asked me I say baba
03:13:36
with a blue I mean I'll ask them to the students.
03:13:39
We all will end up on my record
03:13:43
though, with many cheesy things I'm sure you just want to do at the start,
03:13:48
because I want, you know, not only do you have a theory
03:13:53
within golf course
03:13:54
that might be the space for it,
03:13:58
that's not all.
03:13:59
The rest of my advice.
03:14:01
Am I still stuck on my course with that music?
03:14:04
So I'm going to have to go.
03:14:05
I covered it like I don't, I don't know,
03:14:08
some of us know how long you think about this.
03:14:12
It's not really get spend.
03:14:14
Looks like this music.
03:14:15
To be honest, I'm so.
03:14:16
Yeah, but so close to his senses.
03:14:19
I'm not going anywhere.
03:14:20
Everybody in our homes is probably windows crackers planted all of these roads.
03:14:24
No, no, no, you can't blame this on me.
03:14:27
I'm just an innocent victim of society.
03:14:30
On my way to cross the street like I do between church and now.
03:14:34
My jammy titty punched granny.
03:14:36
Really?
03:14:37
I was out late
03:14:37
for the one two teaching disabled kids bowling was kind of groggy this morning.
03:14:41
Hey, pushing down disabled kids is funny.
03:14:44
No matter what color you are, my eyes will be swollen.
03:14:46
Muscles got in the wrong car. I didn't know it was stolen.
03:14:49
I said I didn't do nothing, but I could see they were huffing these racist mail.
03:14:53
Car didn't have an ignition or monkeys.
03:14:55
I tried to get me for something.
03:14:57
He's on. Give me something.
03:14:59
I agree, fuck white people. And thank you very much.
03:15:01
A is called gaming. I appreciate that.
03:15:03
And, not checking us that white people are all fundamentally terrible and evil.
03:15:07
Thank you, thank you.
03:15:08
Now you can do that. Let's go. No! Boo! It.
03:15:10
I didn't mean it. I'm white.
03:15:13
I'm fucking mom's white. My daughter's white.
03:15:14
I love those fucking people. They're great.
03:15:18
White people are wonderful.
03:15:19
I view Vlad's rants as rated R stream.
03:15:22
Well, thank you very much.
03:15:23
Fledge. I'll make sure to take care of the audience.
03:15:26
You can leave them with me guilt free.
03:15:28
They're going to be entertained for the next hour and a half or so.
03:15:35
Thank you, cartoon man.
03:15:36
And going back to saying I hope your balls are well, so blow
03:15:40
right now if they're not set up a fan set in your boxer shorts, it's amazing.
03:15:45
Allegedly.
03:15:48
Check my go viral one.
03:15:51
Nothing.
03:15:52
No, we don't do any
03:15:54
maybe talk about
03:15:57
that. Oh,
03:15:59
yeah. Let's,
03:16:01
check it out. So.
03:16:03
Oh, it's like legit. Like. Yeah.
03:16:05
This is a story all about how my whole strange life flipped upside down.
03:16:10
And I'd like to take a minute. Let me pull up a chair.
03:16:12
I'll tell you about Will Smith and the kingdom of Despair.
03:16:15
It is Metro City where my pain got raised on movie sets
03:16:18
is where I spend most of my day smiling, studying, and acting
03:16:21
real cool, trying to hide the chaos brewing under all that food.
03:16:25
Rumor called out the world.
03:16:26
Turned into scandals bigger than the ever sure got one messy headline.
03:16:30
My rep got snared in the blogs screen.
03:16:32
Cut the like everything else Ninja man the circus was wild.
03:16:36
Talk show host asking if I'm down spreads out.
03:16:38
Fans dissecting every glance, every glare as if they lived in our bedroom.
03:16:42
Because we breathe the same air.
03:16:43
The jaded friend shows up and boom, there it goes.
03:16:45
Internet foaming at the mouth
03:16:47
like they overdosed every side dropping series like a lottery ticket.
03:16:50
I put my hoodie down low and muttered, fine, let them pink it.
03:16:53
Then came another highlight where the darkest
03:16:54
so far whispers that Will Smith like my morning stars tabloid screen.
03:16:58
He loves pretty young boys.
03:17:00
My camera stuttering I'll be his voice on my pillow.
03:17:03
Panic said we needed a face.
03:17:04
Write a song, a cash on the homeless and quit.
03:17:07
So I stood on the stage for my smile of the swirls, awkwardly
03:17:10
belting I like pretty Girl out there blankly.
03:17:13
The chorus fell flat, a desperate jingle taped over a crack.
03:17:16
I tried glitter, rhinestones. Hell, I even sang it.
03:17:19
But the world smelled fear and refused to break it.
03:17:21
Then wore night came nerve strung thin like Jada's hair.
03:17:25
A joke that walked with me in.
03:17:27
I watched up the stage in the blind fear.
03:17:29
Biggest glaring deliver the slap scene everywhere clip detonates.
03:17:33
And when I came out, every time I came in the shower, I muttered,
03:17:37
I'm not a medal, I'm just not here.
03:17:39
But the damn quickness like such a severe I was flipped over, cab spun off in fear,
03:17:44
didn't want this place linked to my career with anything I could say.
03:17:47
My rap was fair, but I sighed.
03:17:49
Who cares? Whoa, look at her hair.
03:17:51
I pulled up to my match around six, 7 or 8, looked at my chaos and whispered,
03:17:55
this is my fate.
03:17:56
Stared at my kingdom, riding everywhere I went and sat on my throne
03:17:59
as the Prince of nowhere. I'm like to break.
03:18:20
From the.
03:18:59
Here's a fun funny fact.
03:19:02
I didn't end the YouTube stream.