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Ooh. Captain,
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Fletcher runs through.
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Captain.
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Oh, Fletcher s
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I'm both so below with draw.
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I draw on a slash around round watch Fletcher.
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Oh, round up, I you load up with draw out your Fletcher.
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All arms round. Watch your legs.
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I need you, man.
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This need you like all the time.
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My eyes are blurry.
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Can we get much higher I need you hyah!
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Hyah hyah, hyah!
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I need you higher.
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Hey, I need you higher.
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Need Tropic thunder.
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The slam of your sacred.
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I need your all flash.
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No giggles to break, I need you. Hyah!
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Hyah hyah hyah!
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I need you I I I I I I need you, I, I
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you should I come and follow and you know that we got you.
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Wait. Give it a run.
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Slide your arms.
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I need you higher.
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I need your choice. Now. You got me.
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Control this. Slide your arms.
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I need you higher than I.
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You clown. You carry control.
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They spread your arms through.
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Come to us as your friends
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who come to know us
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above. So below.
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Know where to draw I throw it, I slide your arms around.
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Wash your arms.
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I need your storm I need your eyes, your cause.
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Your invited.
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And that's against God's law I need you.
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Hyah, hyah hyah hyah!
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I need you!
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Hyah! Hyah!
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I need you! Fire!
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I need your frenzy!
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A dizzy clown flare up.
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Hey, I'm Captain Giggles.
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That your battles, Sheriff, I need you.
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Hyah, hyah hyah hyah hyah
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hyah hyah hyah hyah!
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You know that I follow, and you know that I'll save you cause I'm in.
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You're only found.
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Carry, I need you right here.
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And I need your choice now. Yo, Gary.
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Come on.
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It's like your hands.
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Oh, I need your help.
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And I can't go round.
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Yo, Gary. Cool this.
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Let your hands in
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you, captain.
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Awesome.
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Let your friends who
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you captain up.
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Let your hands above.
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So below.
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Go lift your right, your lord I pledge all hands around.
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And watch your hands above.
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So below.
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Low with your eye.
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Lord I let you go.
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The your and wash your hands. Start.
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Stop frantic.
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Gary. Quick!
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Get in! The devil's crazy. Stop! Stop it!
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Gary, take it! Drop that! It goes crazy dark.
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Stop frantic, Gary!
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Take it and I can't goes crazy.
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Stop, stop! Gary! Gary!
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Break it!
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Use your master. Gary! Gary,
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I need you higher.
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And I need your choice now.
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I need you high up.
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Unfiltered discussion,
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Randy dexterity.
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Let alone need a try.
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You know,
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I don't want this to say I'm not your this.
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You are
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to wash your hands.
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Oh, yeah.
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Man. Oh.
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Oh, right.
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Wash your hands.
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Oh, no no no no
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I need you higher.
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And I need your choice now are you Gary Cooper starts all round slow.
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I need you high up and I can't get you.
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Gary. Control this. What? You're gonna.
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I don't.
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Oh, oh,
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I was so below you with your eyes.
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All right I fly.
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Oh I'm tryna watch your rounds.
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That was more than a half seconds.
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Standby. It's now working. Hold on.
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Growth.
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My legs.
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They're always in the last.
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There's not been one fucked up on Tonight Show.
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Strong start.
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Can you push the same thing?
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I don't have it.
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So what you need?
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Hold on.
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For al.
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Intro. Oh, yeah.
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It's hard because it worked for the first two.
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Define.
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And then it's up. And.
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Cheers.
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Loud.
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Applause. How?
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Hi, I'm Gary,
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and welcome to fladge rants live.
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Last week we were talking about, the importance
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of, hierarchy of values and the,
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The ranking of the things that are important to you
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and why that is important.
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If if you don't know what's important to you, you do know you
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you you're you might not be consciously aware of how you would order these things.
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I've got an example of this in my life.
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I used to go to
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the riots blue.
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Papa Elias was our boy.
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Blue.
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You my boy blue.
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If you can dodge orange, you can dodge ball.
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So if,
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So I went to,
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and Papa Elias, like, 2 or 3 times a week.
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Sometimes it was that all you can eat?
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Pizza and fried chicken buffet in, Garden City.
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Or as we affectionately refer to it, as Garbage City.
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And don't try to go there now.
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Son,
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Michigan Avenue or Ford out Ford Avenue.
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One of those.
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Yeah, it was on Ford or Michigan.
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Darn it, I forget, I think Ford, but don't try to go there now.
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It's been closed ten, 12 years now, and that was a regular.
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And, the owner and his son knew me.
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I walk in one day.
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It's noon, so it should be half in the middle of their their lunch rush.
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And the father is just sitting in one of the booths,
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and he stands up and says, look, can I make you a pizza?
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And until that point, because I'm not terribly picky, I'll eat anything.
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I'll eat that. That was.
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To eat and, a podcast.
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So I so I skip that.
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I bypassed that because I can, I can eat anything.
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I could eat a bowl of live crickets.
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Like, you can eat a bowl of cereal.
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I've won grossed out eating competitions.
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They used to have these things, leading up to Halloween, but I digress.
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So public lies before closed.
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It was struggling and I was the only customer this day.
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And he said, what would you like? And and pizza.
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And I had never thought about it because, I'm the least of your concerns.
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I will eat anything.
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So usually when you get pizza, it's for more than one person.
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It should be. It better be.
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So, so I started listing, you know, pepperoni, bacon,
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mushroom, ham, green pepper, onion, black olives.
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He said soul is supreme.
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I said, I didn't know that's what it was called, but sure.
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So it made me a supreme. And it was perfect.
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It was exactly what I like on a pizza.
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Like, I'll even eat anchovies.
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But, most people say they're gross.
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And, so until you
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actually are asked point blank,
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you might not even be consciously aware of where your priorities are.
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And it's important to rank them because, if it's not,
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something on your the way to your goal,
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you could safely discard it.
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And, and with a laser beam focus, you can actually achieve your goals
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a lot more efficiently if you focus in
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on what they are and what your values are.
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So, so at the pinnacle of
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that are things that we consider precious.
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On the bottom side of that is today's topic.
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So, you think of extremely, highly valuable things are on the
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is in the opposite side of the spectrum as,
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worthless things.
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Not so worthless things are in the middle of the spectrum.
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And, and in the, on
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the other end would be deleterious things.
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And maybe I should name the, the the topic deleterious.
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But then I ran into the problem that,
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people don't know what deleterious means, but harmful.
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So there you go.
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That was for the stupid people.
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So, so this week,
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I would like to, give a call to action.
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Besides the usual share, like, comment and subscribe.
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And that is,
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the clear call to action is to to
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to do that laser focus and and to, trim
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the fat and, Adams razor
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and, and focus on what is important
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and discard the stuff that is
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unimportant or deleterious,
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especially deleterious.
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And I've, it's always been my call to action
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to educate yourself, figure out what's going on.
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And to the best of your ability, I,
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I got to call myself out, on this.
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There are a lot of distractions keeping us from,
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you know, eyes on the prize.
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And I am just as guilty as everyone else.
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I I've been getting into, entertainment.
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That is not even that great.
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Lately I've been getting into a show called
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Taskmaster.
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It's a British show where the host has this God complex remind you of anybody.
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So, so let's get into the topic at hand here.
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Let's do this.
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Gross means disgusting.
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And that's probably how you recognize it.
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But you, you'll be realize that you you recognize a few other
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definitions of the word gross.
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Like this is our 144th
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pledge cast.
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That's, 12 squared, a dozen dozen shows we've had.
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And that is also called a gross.
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And I love numbers like that.
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For instance, we have 27 clips tonight,
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and that's three cubed.
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I think that it
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if our education system is biased towards a,
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a system to make us think things that are untrue,
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then,
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that is the that we need to address that.
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I think it is disgusting
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that capitalism rules our medical and food industries,
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because then the goal instead of health
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becomes making money,
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and these major food conglomerates are spending
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money on
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making their foods more addictive, so they make more money
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instead of making them more nutritious.
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And, and worse.
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What if I'm not saying they do, but
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what if the medical industry
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does similar things to keep us sick
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so that they can continue treating us?
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And let's say the medical industry makes us sick?
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But isn't that
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wouldn't that be a goal?
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If your goal in the medical field was to just make money?
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Would it benefit you
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to cure anyone of anything?
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But I digress.
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So, another hypothetical.
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If there was a deep state shadow government,
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I'm not saying there is,
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but if there was a deep state shadow government.
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And they had technology that would make our lives better.
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And, they secretly controlled
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things that,
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they don't want us to know about.
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And they intentionally tell us falsehoods
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to make us back stupid
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policies.
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Wouldn't that be,
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gross mis allocation of resources?
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For instance, if this alleged
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deep state shadow government had contact with
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extraterrestrial intelligences,
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for long contact
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with aliens, it not maybe not,
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continuous contact, but maybe they're good pen pals.
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Wouldn't the city the search for extraterrestrial intelligence
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be a gross
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misallocation of resources?
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No, I understand getting,
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enthusiasts and, individuals
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involved and having them use their own resources
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to try to contact the stars, and, that that wouldn't cost too much.
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And it probably is a, a way to cover up.
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And I'd some some black funding, but, that's,
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I don't know, shady shifty,
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gross.
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So, I've got one more personal story, and it has nothing to do with that.
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I've always been a competitive person.
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In ninth grade, I, didn't make the varsity tennis team, but they were short.
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A couple people and my doubles partner and I, we were the number one
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doubles team on the JV squad, and we dominated.
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We're six feet tall, the combined weight of 500 pounds.
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I mean, we were, the, you know, 5:00 shadow.
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If we didn't shave for a couple weeks,
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you know, 15, 16 years old.
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So we we were, it's like a real old man.
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Management, sports.
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They would borrow us for varsity events
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if, if the JV squad didn't have a, team.
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In fact,
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I got my varsity letter in ninth grade, which I believe Michael Jordan did not.
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So, by 10th grade,
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we, of course, were in, the on the varsity squad,
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but there was this, pair of seniors that were the number one doubles team.
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So we had to take a backseat to them for a year.
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And finally, our junior year, it was our turn.
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And, our main rival was,
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team that we had gone up against since JV.
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They, they were behind a group of seniors
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that, that were blocking their way to number one doubles.
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And they were our rivals at number one
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doubles, our, our, our junior year.
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So here we are, our 11th grade.
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We win the league over those guys, and we move on to regionals
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and we lose to a better squad, and that's fine.
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And I thought that's a great way to go out.
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Senior year, I didn't even try out for tennis.
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And my partner came up to me two weeks into the tennis season and said, listen,
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those guys that were at our heels, just like we did to, Spencer Wolfe
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and I don't remember the other guy's name, but, they they took our spot.
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And, I need you to come back to the tennis team.
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So after two weeks of missing practice, I did.
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I returned to to my triumphant return to varsity tennis.
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And, my heart wasn't in it, like,
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previous years, and we weren't as good as we were.
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And we got challenged, and,
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knocked out and,
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the the head coach got accused of stacking the, the rankings
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because we were clearly better than the guys that that Alcinous.
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And so the, the,
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the coach came to us, said, you got to win this challenge, doggone it.
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So we did.
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And so we played out the rest of the season as the number one
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doubles team our senior year.
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But we weren't as dominant as we had been.
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And then we get
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to the league championship game against those same boys.
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And it goes to a tiebreaker.
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And for game point,
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I charge the net,
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I rush the net and I cut off a passing shot.
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It bounced off the frame into the net, lose the match.
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And that's how I ended my varsity tennis career.
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I don't know, it's just a personal story, but,
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I've got this, lady I like.
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She, she she quotes Bible verses, rapid fire,
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and, she's got some things to say
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about gross, inappropriate little clip.
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Brady.
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Never did you get any good clips of my wife.
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Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning.
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There's no Sunday morning everybody.
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I hope everybody's day is off to a great start.
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I'm thinking in the land of the living this morning.
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I'm thankful to be a mom, but she says good morning three times to start with.
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They gave me another chance.
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So for those of you who don't know, good morning, I'm Grace.
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And when she starts, God gives me a word to share.
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I come on and I share with you.
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Like this.
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This morning, happy, I like to say, hey, what's your name?
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What's your name, what's your name? I asked you three fucking time.
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Let's get into this. Really?
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I can't hear her talk to you. I'm still on the topic of.
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You know what she said. Trust.
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I have been talking about so.
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Well, it's not terribly important.
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Give God one of the definitions of she wrote.
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She is talking like we we can hear.
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Total is moving.
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Completely from the topic you're saying here, because her mouth
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you can see her, right?
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Gross income is maybe he can't hear us either
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the taxable income before, there's a good chance I'm.
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Yeah, I'm thinking he came.
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Deductions like taxes and insurance get taken out.
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Hey, Peter.
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So see us, but gross
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in the application that she's using is,
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obvious, inappropriate.
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Do you think he can hear the
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wrong answer?
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Yeah.
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Everything that's going wrong, that's fine.
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It's because I touched. I'm actually.
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She had a trial run show. Synonyms for gross.
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I'm gonna keep talking over another me decorum.
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So this is you guys kind of clicking like, good for me
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beginning there, I don't know. Next week starts a new month.
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I wanted to kind of start a new series.
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So I have to, like you do all of that.
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And but the event is two words,
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so maybe we should start with the.
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Those got a lot of uses.
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I don't hear anybody saying anything, but I can see the draws on you,
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which makes sense, because this is a monologue.
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It's not. All right.
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Brady's may play this hand.
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Maybe I'm the one in your Bibles. Really?
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He's good.
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He says things are all good. We're good.
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I'm talking over the clip that I wanted people to hear, though.
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Not still.
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But we are good. Okay. So they can hear it.
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I just can't.
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And thou shalt not.
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You can't hear us.
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It seems to be the case.
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So I'm talking over my own clip. That doesn't belong.
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But there are 27 clips tonight and there's one of the 27 and I'm still talking.
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Should I, I you never know what that is.
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What you stream is doing.
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Yeah, cuz I can do that. It just takes me a moment.
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But guess what?
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That, I think of all these numbers.
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One 4427 I think the important number here
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is, you know, you are you have 23,
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it is currently 23.
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You're in the bottom.
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You you know that it was not what was yet you took it and you
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I shared some pretty personal stories
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where she's sharing Bible verses and why shut the fuck up.
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But it's not.
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I can't it, from my own misappropriating.
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And I'm just checking to see if they can hear it on Rumble With it.
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Right.
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What an example.
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It's good.
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Now that you're listening on Rumble,
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Gary, you're going to need to leave and come back.
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I think it happened last week.
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The draw. Can you kick them out and force them to become back?
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I can, I'm trying not to because they give it to you.
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It's for you to use for certain purposes.
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So if you can hear us
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and rumble Gary, you're probably gonna have to leave and come back.
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This is our show today. You go join, right?
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My only problem is my stupid links don't connect to OBS.
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WebSocket, because.
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Oh, okay.
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So I got you.
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I got you to drive, and.
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Oh, no, we suck again.
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You are robbing them by stealing time they're paying you.
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Does anybody really care at this man?
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I mean, woman is saying you're not doing you're accepting the pay
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to do something that they have not given you authority or permission to do.
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And then you use their property, use appropriate, and use it
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for something that they not give you permission to use your for.
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Let me give you a scripture. Let's start off here, Tom, with me.
00:24:00
So I ran an entire show just to test everything.
00:24:03
Everything worked great. 24 verse.
00:24:05
What I didn't have is you to join.
00:24:08
So I think something is wrong with the IDs.
00:24:10
It's the Lord's and everything in it.
00:24:12
Give me the title.
00:24:14
So for how can I,
00:24:21
can't
00:24:23
hurt?
00:24:23
Can we do more to try to learn on.
00:24:28
Oh, yeah.
00:24:29
You got to hit.
00:24:29
I got I don't want to hit the wrong one.
00:24:32
The waters. What does that tell you?
00:24:34
That tells you that? Oh, yeah. That's.
00:24:36
I'm going to relabel that to, To God, something else is the Lord.
00:24:39
I didn't want to stop. Right.
00:24:41
And so that
00:24:43
belongs to God.
00:24:45
And we acknowledge that everything belongs to God.
00:24:47
Right?
00:24:48
Says our God, we tried God.
00:24:50
What we should be doing is he has technically, everything belongs to God.
00:24:56
You know, it's interesting stuff this good right here.
00:24:58
I don't, love
00:25:02
after like I'm I but, you know, I've been slowly working our way through,
00:25:04
that thing, and there's, you know, idiots and fucked up situations
00:25:08
that they shouldn't be in.
00:25:10
And, the one dude they have another kid after they already have, like, one.
00:25:16
I was like four of them.
00:25:17
The one has three.
00:25:18
Like, the dude wants to be a rapper, even though he sucks and like,
00:25:22
so it's the worst case situation.
00:25:23
But my man, they get a they get pregnant again and my man like is
00:25:26
getting bitched that by his family again about like irresponsibility.
00:25:30
And he's like I just like God.
00:25:32
You know God you know just like God handle you know God.
00:25:34
God did the you know what what do you what do you think? Oh, that.
00:25:37
You know what I mean.
00:25:37
Like, God's just telling you to squirt semen all over and whatever happens, like,
00:25:42
that's God, you know? Oh, God. You know, it's a miracle.
00:25:44
God told me to do it.
00:25:45
God put this in my hands.
00:25:47
God also gave a self responsibility right?
00:25:52
Yeah, I forget to wait.
00:25:54
Where did he shoot it? I'm confused.
00:25:55
But also they forget about.
00:25:57
Can you hear us, Gary?
00:25:59
To know the devil is in the plastic.
00:26:02
I don't know why, but when you left, I cannot change the order.
00:26:05
Now, see, there's just the weird.
00:26:06
There's weird shit happening.
00:26:08
I have a little plus minus again.
00:26:10
I'll try to leave it here. I'm just going to leave again.
00:26:12
All right? Okay. Bye. Fuck off.
00:26:15
It'll actually work, because then you'll come back.
00:26:17
Third up.
00:26:18
Dude.
00:26:18
Up until the show started,
00:26:19
I had a little plus minus where I could change the order.
00:26:21
It's not quite as cool as StreamYard,
00:26:22
where you can drop and drag the order, but it's pretty easy.
00:26:24
I just click the little plus or minus.
00:26:26
It's gone right now because the show is going on.
00:26:28
I'm not going to bitch about the technical issues. The whole show.
00:26:31
Humans are gross.
00:26:33
We're just full of, like, blood and guts and,
00:26:37
saying that when she's on the screen while,
00:26:41
I identify as an, biological organism, I forget her.
00:26:46
She's, she was saying, gross
00:26:50
misappropriation of resources is stealing, and, that was that was the main point.
00:26:55
But she was like, is it Bible verses?
00:26:59
Yes. You feel that it is
00:27:02
gross. Yeah.
00:27:02
Misappropriation of, funding is definitely stealing.
00:27:07
All right.
00:27:07
What if it's just incompetence?
00:27:09
Can you can you steal something from incompetence? Or.
00:27:11
Because, like I learned on the show, that lying has.
00:27:14
No, not just misinformation.
00:27:16
If you don't know, you're lying.
00:27:17
Apparently it's not lying.
00:27:19
Was I right about that?
00:27:21
I learned that I learned that on the show.
00:27:23
We'll still then if you're
00:27:24
misappropriating funds and you're doing it with good intention and ignorance,
00:27:27
I don't think it's theft.
00:27:30
It doesn't work the same.
00:27:32
All right?
00:27:33
Why not?
00:27:33
Because you're not consistent with anything.
00:27:35
Or just that thing.
00:27:38
I'm consistent with everything.
00:27:40
But that's the word.
00:27:43
Right. Exactly.
00:27:44
Yeah. Yes. Your shirt's black and your coat is white.
00:27:47
That's not even consistent.
00:27:48
That's an inconsistent, but.
00:27:50
But it is pretty nice. Okay.
00:27:52
I like the black on white.
00:27:54
Yeah.
00:27:55
Obi, there'll be one is my favorite outfit regardless of anything, so.
00:27:59
Yeah. Yeah, I'll bring that back for you. What?
00:28:02
Why you got to wrap the black up with white?
00:28:06
Why not?
00:28:08
It sounds racist.
00:28:10
Well,
00:28:12
either.
00:28:12
Can we can we talk about.
00:28:15
Yeah. Yeah. Monologue.
00:28:17
Oh, there's a lot.
00:28:18
What the fuck with your dog?
00:28:21
Your dog is. Oh.
00:28:22
Do you do you know why you were able to do so?
00:28:23
He's also very gross. He looks. But.
00:28:27
Well, that's not gross.
00:28:28
It's gross. And then he licks your face, right?
00:28:31
If I could lick my butt, I'm pretty sure I would.
00:28:34
I'm just.
00:28:36
I'm certain you would
00:28:38
have you lick a bite to.
00:28:39
But that kind of arrogance is a huge character flaw with you.
00:28:42
No offense.
00:28:43
I know.
00:28:43
I just told you.
00:28:45
I just told you I would lick my butt,
00:28:48
and I just told you you are wrong about that again.
00:28:53
Okay, so we got the dog out of the way.
00:28:55
Actually, he's not.
00:28:56
No, he's right in the way.
00:28:57
Do you know why you were able to do so well at tennis?
00:29:00
Tell me.
00:29:00
Because.
00:29:01
Because all the actual athletes, the real athletes play.
00:29:04
Yeah, yeah, they're the real sports.
00:29:06
So, we got to tell me, is God given talent?
00:29:09
No, it's no wonder.
00:29:10
It's no wonder, you know,
00:29:11
all the star players, all the best athletes are playing the real sports.
00:29:15
And then what kind of like, you know, piggybacking
00:29:18
off of that, you got beat by a group of seniors.
00:29:22
Oh, no.
00:29:23
Good pair of seniors. Yeah.
00:29:25
I mean, they're old and handicapped and they have.
00:29:30
Yeah. Yeah.
00:29:31
But yeah, it's just top raw talent.
00:29:35
It's pretty ironic is there may be some footage
00:29:37
of some old people playing pickleball later, so I don't know.
00:29:40
Okay.
00:29:41
No we, we got we got great clips.
00:29:44
I watched the 27 clips just before the show started.
00:29:47
They're all fantastic.
00:29:49
New sponsor, Great Clips where your hair is.
00:29:53
I forgot the slogan gone on the floor.
00:29:58
So we we've gone over this before as well when it comes to you going, oh, you know,
00:30:02
these drug companies making too much money and charging too much for their drugs.
00:30:05
If it wasn't for capitalism, we went in.
00:30:08
It's like, if not for capitalism, they wouldn't be making drugs.
00:30:12
They wouldn't be.
00:30:13
I don't I don't think there would be drugs.
00:30:17
And I was speculating.
00:30:19
I said, see, theoretically, if if it was all about making money,
00:30:25
it, it would be
00:30:27
gross and appropriation of resources.
00:30:31
Flat rents live.
00:30:32
This week we'll be doing drugs.
00:30:35
You heard me right.
00:30:36
Drugs.
00:30:44
This is a dog.
00:30:45
Oh. Got.
00:30:46
No no no no I got oh.
00:30:50
How we got much money.
00:30:51
Oh, business without the need to make products and charge money for them.
00:30:57
There would be no shit that we're doing right now.
00:31:00
You know, much like like I know, I know these these selfish companies,
00:31:04
but you know how much, ingenuity it's brought to the rest of the world.
00:31:08
Even third world countries get our hand-me-downs and shit, but.
00:31:11
Oh, I agree.
00:31:13
I'm just saying the system's flawed.
00:31:16
May I suggest our future?
00:31:17
There will be a social credit score
00:31:19
if you don't do your due duty and you don't do your due work,
00:31:22
you will be prevented from participating in society.
00:31:27
That's how Star Trek.
00:31:27
Excuse me.
00:31:29
Right, right. Just do.
00:31:31
Already active and China and Elon Musk is trying
00:31:34
to make an app where we do everything from banking to talking to living.
00:31:38
And once we're registered on that
00:31:40
and we're all dependent on it, if we do not work and do not innovate
00:31:44
or actually follow the line, just they'll just turn you off.
00:31:47
You won't be able to buy groceries, live, work, eat, sleep.
00:31:50
Right.
00:31:50
Because you know, yeah, that's that's that's a slippery slope
00:31:54
doing a lot of places
00:31:55
that we don't have free speech and guns to stop them during Covid.
00:31:59
That's, that's they should that same one way street
00:32:03
where you get to a point where if you can't afford the air, you suffocate.
00:32:07
Speaking to my ass.
00:32:09
Yeah,
00:32:10
but it's a one way street where you cannot suffocate.
00:32:14
Oh. Okay.
00:32:16
Don't hit that button. He's look he's looking for the button.
00:32:18
Let's just talk about something else quickly.
00:32:20
It's pretty gross.
00:32:21
You ruined it.
00:32:23
Roll. Cool. Good.
00:32:25
I know I'm good.
00:32:26
Witch number one.
00:32:28
Let's start with 27.
00:32:30
You're just randomly. Oh, you know that one? Probably.
00:32:33
No, Brad.
00:32:34
You're right.
00:32:35
But that's
00:32:37
easy,
00:32:38
is it?
00:32:40
This is so funny.
00:32:41
You do. We get we wait here.
00:32:44
Cannot wait.
00:32:44
Do we get much higher the remixed.
00:32:47
And then when I can't wait till we get my user
00:32:52
interface to the software. Oh.
00:32:56
Watch this.
00:32:59
And then make the bread.
00:33:02
Hello, everybody.
00:33:03
And I get it.
00:33:04
You didn't put the gummies in the flour.
00:33:06
One pack of gummies don't work.
00:33:08
That thing, which is two and a quarter tablespoons
00:33:12
three teaspoons of salt, one and a half cup of warm water.
00:33:21
For the mix.
00:33:21
Right.
00:33:22
You know how
00:33:23
to do that, And you're going to cover it with plastic wrap, which I don't have.
00:33:27
Put this somewhere warm overnight for 8 to 20 hours.
00:33:32
You guys seriously think we went to the moon?
00:33:37
Take your fucking dough.
00:33:38
Fold it over itself a few times.
00:33:41
Did you fucking think I was just going to stay hot forever?
00:33:43
Sprinkle some flour on your cutting board.
00:33:45
Lay your dough on a little thing. You got to take more gummy.
00:33:48
Cover it with the same pin for 30 minutes.
00:33:51
If you want to design on it, you can do it with a fucking knife.
00:33:54
While your dough is resting, you're going to set your oven
00:33:56
to 450 degrees with the fucking pot inside of it.
00:33:59
Put a little bit of parchment paper on the bottom of the pot.
00:34:02
Gently place your dough in, cover it with a lid, bake it for 30 minutes.
00:34:05
Take the lid off, put it in for another 15 minutes.
00:34:08
I know this is tough for you because you're hungry all the time,
00:34:12
but you have to let it rest for an hour or it's going to taste like shit.
00:34:17
That would be gross.
00:34:18
Fuckin easy.
00:34:19
That is a little bit of fucking butter and that's all you need.
00:34:22
That's more than a little bit of butter.
00:34:24
Bread is the easiest thing to make to prove how easy it is.
00:34:27
I'm going to take some gummies and then make the bread.
00:34:29
So I'm going to try this recipe and I try to, like I said, take more gummies.
00:34:35
So I was, you know, making them take more.
00:34:38
Yeah.
00:34:39
Good sippy sippy mix up that.
00:34:41
So yeah, I had to send that in.
00:34:43
And that's a good way to make a sandwich.
00:34:46
If you start out with some bread.
00:34:48
Fresh, delicious, tasty, meaty,
00:34:52
turkey filled cold cut combo.
00:34:57
See? Like that.
00:34:59
Yeah. Like that.
00:35:01
Something I think you guys are missing.
00:35:04
Let me just grossly mis under estimating how much I like sandwiches.
00:35:10
You said Miss Trois.
00:35:11
If you're Miss Gross, that's not gross.
00:35:15
No, you call me a double negative.
00:35:20
No, I was not.
00:35:22
Okay, guys, isn't that a double double?
00:35:25
Isn't that you're not not calling me.
00:35:26
Oh, no no no no no, that is not
00:35:31
okay.
00:35:31
Good.
00:35:37
I had more, Yeah, there's definitely more.
00:35:40
You should.
00:35:40
Yeah, yeah,
00:35:42
I draw very good.
00:35:44
Keep it going.
00:35:47
Don't deflect.
00:35:48
Oh, do I have another one?
00:35:49
This asshole again?
00:35:51
You made me a sandwich. Yes.
00:35:52
Okay, well, here.
00:35:56
Made that for me.
00:35:58
Let's fucking delicious dog cat.
00:36:00
I fucking like it.
00:36:01
Oh, know I fucking love you not.
00:36:03
Oh, knock it off.
00:36:04
3 pounds of 8020 ground beef is catchphrase.
00:36:07
Don't fuck it into the fucking box.
00:36:09
Six cloves of garlic.
00:36:11
I know your dumb ass hasn't seen much oregano before,
00:36:13
but you're going to get some fresh.
00:36:15
Yeah, we've seen fresh, fresh basil.
00:36:17
A little bit of time to table. You don't put the basil in.
00:36:20
You cook with a leaf and then pull it out.
00:36:21
A tablespoon of chili flakes, a couple of bay, two eggs.
00:36:25
Fuck. Oh, you're right about it.
00:36:27
I was wrong, and a couple of my apologies.
00:36:29
I'm just going to fucking mix this around.
00:36:30
You hear that? Why?
00:36:31
If it's that easy, bigger than yours they take to cook
00:36:37
proper ripping hot fucking pan, little bit of olive oil.
00:36:39
You're going to sear the dripping honey until they look like this.
00:36:43
Separate pot.
00:36:44
Add some fucking olive oil roughly chop two yellow onions.
00:36:47
Saute this on high heat.
00:36:49
Hold on.
00:36:50
Do you think when he has sex, he looks at you like that the whole time?
00:36:52
Yeah, I hope so.
00:36:54
No, I can't.
00:36:58
With the two hands now.
00:36:59
Yeah. The peeled San Marzano tomatoes.
00:37:02
Half a can of water, tablespoon of salt, blend it gently.
00:37:06
Hypothetically. Allegedly.
00:37:08
There should be at least 90% covered.
00:37:10
Oh, fun fact place I get my, Chicago Italian.
00:37:14
It's not really fun.
00:37:15
It's just a fact place where I get my Italian beef sandwiches.
00:37:19
They have a Monday meatball.
00:37:21
And I said, why do you only make it on Mondays?
00:37:23
He said, because so many people complained the raw
00:37:26
because the tomato sauce makes them look raw and you.
00:37:28
Are you aware that when you cook meatballs in tomato sauce, they look raw?
00:37:32
I think that red.
00:37:33
Yeah, he's like, I cannot handle the complaints.
00:37:35
He's an older guy, successful business.
00:37:37
He just literally only makes my money
00:37:39
because he hates his customers and he hates it.
00:37:41
They complain that they're raw and he has to tell them that it's just the sauce.
00:37:44
I would yeah, I would just tell them that.
00:37:46
Why would I sell raw?
00:37:48
I was one of those kids who don't get the burgers or don't get the meatballs.
00:37:54
I mean, to stuff.
00:37:56
So I do me a favor. Look at these fuckers.
00:37:58
Do they look, I mean, you can see the white and red marble.
00:38:01
I mean, it literally turns everything that's cooked back to raw color.
00:38:04
And, I mean, if you don't know, I'm ignorant, I understand.
00:38:07
I mean, I was ignorant, delicious, absolutely delicious.
00:38:10
And when he told me that, I was like, all right, it was good enough for me,
00:38:13
like I would somebody trying to lie to secretly feed me raw meat.
00:38:17
I marinate chicken in wine, just straight wine,
00:38:20
and it turns purple, you know, it's like, you know, things that are correct.
00:38:25
Yeah, but I don't really worry about purple meat.
00:38:28
I mean, I know you eat purple meat all the time. Obviously.
00:38:34
Anyone on that color?
00:38:35
I know they want to find anything.
00:38:39
Purple meat, purple, whatever the fuck you are.
00:38:43
Indian meatballs.
00:38:44
If you're not, I hope because a sandwich open, this guy does, to be honest.
00:38:48
Well, he looks at the camera the whole he's great.
00:38:52
Yeah.
00:38:52
He swears Nate apartment neighbor that he's got
00:38:56
is Courteney Cox was a friend.
00:38:59
Something tells me that he does that whenever he looks away from the camera.
00:39:03
Yeah.
00:39:03
He looks he reaches the next part of the recipe,
00:39:05
and then he looks back at the camera and yells it.
00:39:08
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all right.
00:39:11
The fuck did I just fucking say the meatballs by itself?
00:39:14
But I'm making a sandwich.
00:39:16
Provolone meatball, mozzarella toast.
00:39:19
You got to cut.
00:39:20
He's got to cut those meatballs open so he can see it in parmesan.
00:39:24
Bunch of fucking basil.
00:39:25
That's how you make a proper shut up.
00:39:28
And that's how you make a proper meatballs. Oh,
00:39:32
he's got
00:39:34
same issues as we have.
00:39:35
I sometimes you'll mess up and, like, say something wrong and then go in
00:39:40
and correct it or leave the error like he left it in, when he baked a pizza.
00:39:46
He said, bake for 30s and just moved on.
00:39:51
Are you, like, he edits this?
00:39:55
Not trying to say that.
00:39:57
It's very drastically so.
00:39:58
You see, he's pointing his balls at you very aggressively, too.
00:40:02
Okay. Yeah.
00:40:03
And I, I take, I take,
00:40:06
exception to you saying that we
00:40:09
my phone is never rang on the show.
00:40:12
Correct?
00:40:12
Me neither either.
00:40:14
Either.
00:40:16
I like mine.
00:40:18
Mine has it wrong on the show, but it did for a pre-recording.
00:40:22
And then I played the recording booth.
00:40:27
Who, do.
00:40:30
That's what it did. Or
00:40:32
I remember the vibrating.
00:40:34
Maybe that wasn't the notification.
00:40:35
Sort of a different story.
00:40:37
You're you're on mute.
00:40:40
I like to know editing.
00:40:41
I did that on purpose. Dickhead.
00:40:43
I know, that's why I yelled it out.
00:40:47
Don't piss off your man. It's fucking weird.
00:40:49
I love to draw.
00:40:50
It makes for good shows.
00:40:51
Remember when he was opacity got out and said we were ruining the podcast?
00:40:56
Remember?
00:40:57
That was so much fun.
00:40:59
That was, Oh. Was that crazy?
00:41:02
He was acting crazy.
00:41:05
And that was our crazy show.
00:41:07
Did you guys notice the right brushes?
00:41:10
Got darn near 6000 views on Rumble?
00:41:13
Whoo!
00:41:14
Precious. We don't do it.
00:41:15
We don't do it for the views.
00:41:17
No, no!
00:41:17
Shannon, please stop.
00:41:19
I did 5.7 thousand.
00:41:23
Go for the likes.
00:41:24
Not the not the not the views.
00:41:26
I do for the shares.
00:41:27
And I do it for this. Me?
00:41:30
Which one? Yeah.
00:41:32
There's no.
00:41:34
I have no idea.
00:41:36
And no way to check on how many times I've been scared.
00:41:40
We have to look at the victories.
00:41:42
We have to look at the when we get better.
00:41:43
Our show, for the first time ever, was reposted by another channel.
00:41:48
What?
00:41:50
That's why we get so many views. Why?
00:41:54
He's excited.
00:41:55
Someone.
00:41:56
Someone who is popular.
00:41:59
Yes. Well, no, I mean, they're about as popular, but it's just two.
00:42:03
Is is slightly greater than one.
00:42:08
Speaking of a more popular channel, though, we have a Captain Giggles.
00:42:12
Do we more popular believe we do.
00:42:14
Like. Okay, so,
00:42:16
Oh, it's early on.
00:42:18
Maybe sick?
00:42:19
Never mind. Good titles are fine, too. I'm just.
00:42:21
I'm just trying to give you a hard time because you have to get suspicious
00:42:25
when you see way too many, subscribers and not enough,
00:42:30
views per video, so.
00:42:33
Or you just don't consider right now.
00:42:34
I had the Captain Giggles get over a thousand.
00:42:37
That's pretty good. Yeah. You don't consider them at all?
00:42:40
Was it a short, though?
00:42:42
It was, but this this one's a full, three minute video.
00:42:46
And it's the evolution short is 90s.
00:42:49
All right.
00:42:50
I had as if, like, he's at all.
00:42:53
He forgot the a part
00:42:55
that this guy's bow guarding his shit.
00:42:57
I had it,
00:43:00
he is allowed to do that.
00:43:02
I've got creativity to go around.
00:43:05
What?
00:43:06
I'm sorry.
00:43:06
Did I say that out loud?
00:43:09
I love you, I just can't wait.
00:43:11
Very personal failure story
00:43:14
that was traumatizing in my life.
00:43:17
And you're complaining about me not having the.
00:43:21
Well, play the clip,
00:43:24
right? Is it?
00:43:25
Is it so well-written that you have to narrate?
00:43:28
Every second of it is so amazing.
00:43:31
This is where I went to this place called queer Hollow.
00:43:35
I did, I went to a place called Queer Hollow.
00:43:37
Oh, okay.
00:43:38
So so this starts out with The Invention of fire.
00:43:41
So they're cave people.
00:43:44
Cave a clown chicken.
00:43:47
Should I start it?
00:43:48
Yeah.
00:43:48
Are they still okay?
00:43:51
Okay, so. So the fire.
00:43:54
So we have fire.
00:43:56
This is the evolution of Captain Giggles.
00:43:58
And then they.
00:44:01
Then they invent the wheel.
00:44:02
Give that to cavemen.
00:44:04
We can see that.
00:44:06
Okay.
00:44:06
Things progressed pretty quickly from there.
00:44:09
Allegedly.
00:44:10
I mean, the you you're going to get sued by the Egyptians for that.
00:44:13
You understand that? You have to say allegedly.
00:44:15
Yeah. Right.
00:44:16
Right, right.
00:44:19
I like that you're pandering to Jordan
00:44:20
and then everything blows up.
00:44:24
This is, the Younger Dryas event.
00:44:29
And then he has to rebuild
00:44:31
the astronaut chicken.
00:44:36
This is funny, but not for the reasons you think.
00:44:37
Well, how whole, until they rediscover
00:44:42
the ancient ruins, you can make them talk.
00:44:44
You know?
00:44:47
Yeah, but I'm not good at doing this.
00:44:49
I like the sense talking, and,
00:44:53
And then they have to reinvent the wheel.
00:44:55
Nice. Yeah.
00:44:57
And then they get back to the flight
00:45:01
when that plane tip, which is, there needs to be equal weight on the other,
00:45:05
they have to wait, and then they get really, really good of flight.
00:45:09
So it's not realistic.
00:45:13
What?
00:45:14
My astronaut chicken isn't realistic.
00:45:16
Oh, no. I got to get that.
00:45:18
It was the logistics of and the physics of the plane.
00:45:21
I got no problems with flying clowns and three eyed space aliens.
00:45:25
That's logical and reasonable.
00:45:27
Yeah, I just don't know why the chicken needs a space suit no matter where he is.
00:45:31
And the clown doesn't need a space suit no matter where he is,
00:45:34
because he's astronaut.
00:45:35
They're both be in space or both be on Earth.
00:45:38
Yeah, it's all just all good.
00:45:40
They're fine.
00:45:42
Okay, I'm going to sit there watching black holes of my car.
00:45:46
Okay?
00:45:46
And then we go back to the lab.
00:45:51
And then you home,
00:45:54
and then they start rebuilding the rebuilding here.
00:45:57
They got the city, but then.
00:45:59
Then the giant monkey thing
00:46:01
is messing with their crap.
00:46:03
There's smoke in his helmet.
00:46:04
He's the chicken of the sea, so he can't really breathe air.
00:46:07
He breathes water. There's water inside the bowl.
00:46:10
Correct the helmet.
00:46:12
And then they become
00:46:13
industrialists making consumer goods for a profit.
00:46:17
Not for the good of humanity.
00:46:22
And then,
00:46:23
Wait wait wait, wait, that those things aren't mutually exclusive.
00:46:27
You can profit and benefit humanity.
00:46:30
Yeah, I wish more people would do that.
00:46:32
So, this is where it falls off the deep end.
00:46:35
Oh, here is where it falls. This is where.
00:46:37
Yeah, this is it.
00:46:39
And then it stops making sense at all.
00:46:43
No, don't worry, you'll narrate it.
00:46:44
It'll make sense.
00:46:46
No, I won't.
00:46:57
And then this works
00:46:58
for the owners and for. You.
00:47:08
You still haven't added any sound drops to the actual other boy.
00:47:12
I need to do that.
00:47:12
I think they like you.
00:47:14
We're going to have a successful farm.
00:47:16
Oh, he's talking with the snow bunny.
00:47:18
He talks and they talk like.
00:47:22
No, that's an English.
00:47:24
I just just a little.
00:47:27
That's funny.
00:47:28
Look at the robot shark floating. Now.
00:47:31
The shark really should try to rub it.
00:47:34
The robot Spiderman.
00:47:36
The bite more often.
00:47:40
Oh, we're going to trade Mark.
00:47:41
Mark, here we get the Mandalorian.
00:47:45
Disney.
00:47:47
Wow, it's,
00:47:50
Yeah,
00:47:52
yeah.
00:47:54
All right.
00:47:55
Hey, I heard there.
00:47:56
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
00:48:03
Prime Ranger.
00:48:04
Right.
00:48:05
That's why I'm like, I don't know what
00:48:10
will be.
00:48:11
That's funny.
00:48:12
Look at the robot shark floating.
00:48:15
Now, the shark really should try to bite more often.
00:48:21
Yeah.
00:48:25
Comments.
00:48:25
Oh, that would be sweet in Captain Giggles, an astronaut chicken.
00:48:30
Comments.
00:48:31
I don't give a shit.
00:48:35
What you see
00:48:38
fly tab viewers on hyper
00:48:40
big little online don't know is this
00:48:43
go on Fiverr, give this guy some money and he'll guarantee us fake views.
00:48:47
Well, let's do that.
00:48:49
Can we do that?
00:48:51
He doesn't know.
00:48:51
I'll just give him my Social security number and bank account information.
00:48:55
Yeah.
00:48:56
Sounds good. Yeah, it's supposed to do that.
00:48:59
I know.
00:49:02
I don't know, they just say don't.
00:49:04
I mean, I give it to a whole bunch of other people without asking questions.
00:49:07
I don't.
00:49:08
I mean, I don't typically trust people, so why would I listen to them?
00:49:12
You know?
00:49:14
It's a good point.
00:49:16
Yeah.
00:49:18
I only have two clips this week.
00:49:22
Very funny.
00:49:25
I'm aware that you said 27 in the monologue.
00:49:27
27 total.
00:49:28
Counting my two and your five.
00:49:31
That's how math works.
00:49:33
Yeah, it's better to have.
00:49:35
No, we can wait for that one.
00:49:37
Most of those are all I can tell already.
00:49:38
Those are all rumble.
00:49:40
Rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble.
00:49:42
Mine are all good.
00:49:45
I don't play
00:49:46
grosser grossness or grossness or gross.
00:49:50
Any of the gross ones.
00:49:52
And then gross.
00:49:53
They're all good.
00:49:54
Let me see your gross and grossness.
00:49:56
This one is George Carlin.
00:50:01
Drawer.
00:50:02
Really? Carlin?
00:50:03
Yeah.
00:50:04
Is it really George Carlin, or is it I, George Carlin?
00:50:07
It's a it's his stand up.
00:50:11
Be fantastic.
00:50:12
If I could just hide the shared Steve.
00:50:14
And then I have to open it every time.
00:50:16
That would be fair.
00:50:17
Steve in the trees have to be shady.
00:50:20
Was that Steve was the best.
00:50:21
He's got a lot on his plate.
00:50:23
And the greatest arrogance of all.
00:50:25
Save the planet.
00:50:26
What are these fucking people kidding me?
00:50:29
Save the planet.
00:50:30
We don't even know how to take care of ourselves yet.
00:50:33
We haven't learned how to care for one another.
00:50:34
We're going to save the fucking planet.
00:50:37
I'm getting tired of that shit.
00:50:39
Swear to that shit. Tired.
00:50:44
I'm tired of fucking Earth Day.
00:50:46
I'm tired of these self-righteous environmentalist,
00:50:49
these white bourgeois liberals who think the only thing
00:50:52
wrong with this country is there aren't enough bicycle paths,
00:50:55
people trying to make the world safe for their Volvos.
00:50:58
So environmentalists don't give a shit about the planet.
00:51:02
They don't care about the planet. Not in the abstract.
00:51:04
They don't.
00:51:05
Not in the abstract. They don't.
00:51:06
You know what they're interested in a clean place to live their own habitat.
00:51:12
They're worried that someday in the future, they might be personally in
00:51:14
convenient, narrow, unenlightened self-interest doesn't impress me.
00:51:19
Besides, there is nothing wrong with the planet.
00:51:22
Nothing wrong with the planet.
00:51:23
The planet is fine.
00:51:25
The people are fucked.
00:51:28
Difference, difference.
00:51:30
The nobody believes in random chaos.
00:51:32
Somebody has to be pulling the strings.
00:51:34
Doing great. It's been here 4.5 billion years.
00:51:36
Do you ever think about the arithmetic?
00:51:38
Planet has been here 4.5 billion years.
00:51:41
We've been here, what, 100,000, maybe 200,000.
00:51:45
And we've only been engaged in heavy industry for a little over 200 years,
00:51:49
200 years versus 4.5 billion.
00:51:52
And we have the conceit to think that somehow we're a threat, that somehow
00:51:56
we're going to put in jeopardy this beautiful little blue green ball.
00:51:59
It's just a floating around the sun.
00:52:00
Well, we could've
00:52:01
been through a lot worse than us then, through all kinds of things.
00:52:05
Worse than us then through earthquakes, volcanoes, plate tectonics,
00:52:09
continental drift, solar flares, sunspots, magnetic storms, the magnetic reversal
00:52:13
of the poles, hundreds of thousands of years of bombarding
00:52:17
by comets and asteroids and meteors worldwide floods,
00:52:20
tidal waves worldwide, fires, erosion, cosmic rays, recurring ice ages.
00:52:24
And we think some plastic bags
00:52:28
and some aluminum cans
00:52:30
are going to make a difference
00:52:32
for the planet.
00:52:35
That planet.
00:52:39
The planet isn't going anywhere.
00:52:42
We are.
00:52:44
We're going away.
00:52:46
Pack your shit, folks.
00:52:49
We're going away.
00:52:51
And we won't leave much of a trace either.
00:52:52
Thank God for that.
00:52:54
Maybe a little styrofoam, maybe a little styrofoam plant.
00:52:58
It'll be here.
00:52:59
We'll be long gone. My.
00:53:00
Just another failed mutation.
00:53:02
Just another closed and biological mistake.
00:53:04
An evolutionary cul de sac.
00:53:06
The planet will shake us off like a bad case of fleas.
00:53:11
And that's depressing as fuck.
00:53:13
Thank you.
00:53:13
Yeah, I'll say.
00:53:17
Yeah.
00:53:18
I think there's somewhere in between.
00:53:21
There's something in between both of those.
00:53:22
Like, we can take personal responsibility
00:53:25
for the way we ruin the earth or our surroundings.
00:53:28
But yeah, it's very egotistical to think that we can hold back
00:53:31
a wall of, what do you say, 3 billion years?
00:53:34
Million, trillion.
00:53:37
Well, does it even matter?
00:53:39
Way older than 200,000 years, like he thinks.
00:53:42
So take a step back here.
00:53:44
Consider what you can control.
00:53:46
Start there.
00:53:47
Do that.
00:53:48
No. I'm sorry. Right. Humans there.
00:53:51
There's like 20 or so different species
00:53:54
of people that have existed.
00:53:57
And, modern humans
00:53:59
existed for the last 300,000 years.
00:54:03
Might I suggest why we should even bother if there's no such thing as free will
00:54:07
and we can't control it anyways, and the outcome is already determined.
00:54:12
Yes.
00:54:13
Yes, we should bother.
00:54:14
And, you've been confused by, about that for quite some time, have I?
00:54:20
And I believe in figure that out for you.
00:54:23
Do you believe in choice and free will?
00:54:28
Is those the only two options?
00:54:30
No, but I'm sticking them together so that you can't cop out.
00:54:32
Everybody has a choice.
00:54:34
I believe in. Sorry.
00:54:37
I believe they're the exact.
00:54:38
The illusion of free will.
00:54:40
You cannot make choices without the mechanism to make a choice.
00:54:45
Even if you have not made a choice, you still have chosen
00:54:50
not a deterministic
00:54:52
universe that I think we live in.
00:54:55
It isn't in.
00:54:57
It doesn't matter
00:55:00
if you don't know what the outcome will be.
00:55:03
It doesn't affect like it doesn't matter.
00:55:07
They're saying, wait.
00:55:09
To be clear, you're saying that
00:55:10
the outcome of your choice makes your choice irrelevant?
00:55:14
No, I'm saying because you don't know what the outcome will be.
00:55:19
That makes the choice real
00:55:23
good.
00:55:23
Thank you once again.
00:55:25
What is that mechanism to choose?
00:55:28
You just said we have choice. Yes.
00:55:31
What is that mechanism to choose?
00:55:33
We use our sensory ability.
00:55:35
Your mind processed in our mind right?
00:55:39
Yeah.
00:55:40
And if that hasn't changed,
00:55:44
everyone knows that.
00:55:46
So what's the difference between your will?
00:55:49
It's like your mind is full of all kinds of things.
00:55:50
Impulses that control your fingers.
00:55:52
Do whatever you will.
00:55:54
You just can't. Will whatever you wish
00:55:57
you could do that would that would have been perfect.
00:56:00
But wouldn't you do whatever you want, will?
00:56:01
You don't think you were going to think of something.
00:56:04
It just kind of pops in there.
00:56:05
It's my main question.
00:56:07
Who is it that I've heard?
00:56:08
I've not true.
00:56:09
James, talk about how he imposes his will all the time.
00:56:11
What are you talking about?
00:56:14
Yeah, well,
00:56:16
I think that you have you have this weird god religion, attachment
00:56:20
to Will, and I'm just connecting it to our mind.
00:56:24
Oh. That's fine.
00:56:24
Oh, no. You're this obsessed with him.
00:56:28
He had a court date today.
00:56:33
That whole incident with the,
00:56:35
the ditch and me trying to claim I was driving
00:56:39
and the cops not believing me.
00:56:43
What do you mean?
00:56:44
When you were free and clear?
00:56:46
I mean, like, hypothetically speaking.
00:56:48
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
00:56:51
But my wife did go to the court with them.
00:56:55
You got no repercussion.
00:56:58
No, no, they didn't believe me.
00:57:01
They just.
00:57:02
I'm not.
00:57:02
I'm not interfering in a police investigation.
00:57:04
You know, you're right, I know, I know, and it was like the cars in my name,
00:57:11
the illegal plate that was on the car
00:57:14
was in, it was, in my possession.
00:57:18
Like it was all my fault, and they still wouldn't put it on me.
00:57:22
I was claiming it was my fault
00:57:25
and they wouldn't put it on me.
00:57:28
I don't know.
00:57:31
Oh, I think I'm going to draw a story.
00:57:36
Okay.
00:57:37
I need 20 minutes to find the fucking bumper.
00:57:40
I know I go, biddy biddy biddy biddy biddy,
00:57:45
and 200. Oh,
00:57:50
sorry.
00:57:53
You know, you nailed it.
00:57:56
Jordan will show up to this amusement park, and,
00:57:59
they're tripping out on whatever they're on.
00:58:02
And, an Indian guy and his family walks in
00:58:06
and says, we're having fun. Yes,
00:58:09
that was it, man.
00:58:13
No, that was that.
00:58:15
We are having fun. Was that a disc golf course?
00:58:17
Oh, okay. We're having fun. Yes.
00:58:19
Yeah, they were, they were they weren't playing disc golf.
00:58:21
They were walking on the walking path and the kids were bored as fuck.
00:58:24
And they were like.
00:58:25
But no, they were having kids are always bored as fuck.
00:58:28
Dad was posing as well.
00:58:30
He's like, no, we are having fun.
00:58:31
The kid was like, you know, just I guess the kid was just supposed to go,
00:58:34
okay, this is fun. Yeah, I guess I'm him.
00:58:36
Yeah, yeah we will. Yeah. Or we will start not having fun.
00:58:39
You think we're not having fun now, motherfucker?
00:58:41
Having fun? Yeah.
00:58:44
Yeah, that's.
00:58:45
What is that called when you reaffirm something
00:58:47
that's not true enough so that you actually start to believe it.
00:58:50
Religion.
00:58:51
The show is going perfect.
00:58:55
Oh. I just have this seat.
00:58:57
I've been watching this circle circling.
00:58:59
It's just circling.
00:59:01
Yeah.
00:59:01
My free will is being upheld or is being held.
00:59:05
The audio.
00:59:07
No, the audio is going to go out.
00:59:08
Believe that free will.
00:59:09
Can you hear the audio? Yeah. Yes.
00:59:12
Fantastic.
00:59:13
All right, let's do this.
00:59:15
Okay.
00:59:16
Let's hear this is this is a genius, by the way.
00:59:19
Okay.
00:59:19
Unbelievable. How?
00:59:24
Yeah.
00:59:25
This is perfect.
00:59:28
By the way, do you believe that free will exist?
00:59:32
This is another one of those things that there's a definitional issue
00:59:35
at some level.
00:59:36
We're certainly machines at some level.
00:59:39
You know, we are subject to the laws of physics, but if you ask questions like,
00:59:46
the way I think about free will
00:59:48
is to, to think about what does it mean to have or not have free.
00:59:51
Well, so I, I think if you could predict I can't speak to the website.
00:59:55
I'm just enjoying to do in advance.
00:59:57
I think you could argue that that would be an obstacle to free.
00:59:59
Well, you can't do that for people.
01:00:01
You cannot predict what they're going to do in advance with in principle,
01:00:05
even though you sure can't.
01:00:06
If something feels like you can't make a decision,
01:00:07
if it feels constrained from deciding one thing versus another,
01:00:09
it wouldn't have free well, but we don't feel that constraint.
01:00:11
We feel like we have real choices that that matter.
01:00:13
If you could,
01:00:16
if if the choices, everybody had no reason behind them,
01:00:19
if they were sort of random or if like the, you know,
01:00:21
if your choices really amounted to sort of the role of a die and,
01:00:23
and you couldn't say I made this choice for the set of reasons that I believe in,
01:00:27
that would also be like a free. Well, we have all of these things.
01:00:29
We clearly have all of these things.
01:00:30
It's true.
01:00:30
It's some level of description that there are,
01:00:32
laws of physics that determine in part, what happens from one moment to the next.
01:00:37
But those laws of physics are not deterministic.
01:00:38
So, quantum mechanics underlies everything.
01:00:41
Quantum connect is not a deterministic physical theory.
01:00:44
If you ask, if you take a human being now and figured out the exact state
01:00:49
as much as you possibly could like as much as the laws of physics
01:00:51
will allow you to know about their state now and run the laws of physics, forward
01:00:55
ten minutes, they will not tell you what that person is going to do.
01:00:58
That is not a thing.
01:00:59
So I think the idea is not a
01:01:00
human's are fundamentally like fundamentally deterministic systems.
01:01:02
If the laws of physics determine
01:01:03
what are going to do is it falls on physics grounds,
01:01:05
now, you can have a different sort of determinism that says,
01:01:07
you know, the reasons why we do things are not the reason we think,
01:01:09
you know, there's just neurons there
01:01:11
that sounds like Harry Potter and, and so on.
01:01:14
And I think that gets harder.
01:01:15
Like often the things, the reasons we do things aren't the reasons we think,
01:01:18
we often we do things to make up a reason in our mind why we did it.
01:01:22
These fine agreements with hypnotism.
01:01:23
But where people were hypnotized to, like, wanting to brella
01:01:25
and I,
01:01:26
you know, they would go and get the umbrella whenever after
01:01:28
the hypnosis happened and you ask them, why do you take the umbrella?
01:01:30
Well, I thought it might rain later.
01:01:31
Know they would make up reasons why they took it,
01:01:32
when in fact the reason was that it was suggested to them.
01:01:34
And I say we do this all the time.
01:01:35
You know, most of the things that we do, we probably decide on weird
01:01:38
emotional grounds or just patterns or habits or whatever,
01:01:40
and then we make up rationalizations for why we do it nonetheless.
01:01:43
Nonetheless, we we do when we focus. Yeah.
01:01:46
Do we want to get the on three?
01:01:47
We reward pull in our I suggested morality, our thinking, our reasoning.
01:01:51
I know what could happen.
01:01:52
As we were discussing earlier, our modeling of the world,
01:01:54
we can put all this together and make a decision that is on that basis.
01:01:57
And I think that if we will, and I think the idea that you can also
01:02:01
tell a story where there are neurons that are firing
01:02:03
according to certain patterns is true, but I don't think it's relevant.
01:02:06
The that, that relevant that's appropriate for talking about decisions is the level
01:02:09
of thinking and reasoning and decisions and that sort of level of reality.
01:02:12
It's not at the level of atoms and neurons, I ask you,
01:02:14
because maybe instead of thinking
01:02:16
about consciousness in AI, we should think about freewill.
01:02:19
Well, we could think about that.
01:02:20
And I think, it's clear that I will be able
01:02:23
to make decisions for reasons in the same way that the humans.
01:02:25
Well, it's possible that I already is.
01:02:26
We'll have a different feature, though, that we could predict what happens.
01:02:29
So so with an AI system, like a human, they are digital enough that,
01:02:33
you know, we could this person, for now, run it forward and see what happens.
01:02:37
And then we started again,
01:02:38
and then we know what's gonna happen if we run that, run that existing forward.
01:02:41
Right? We know it's going to do exactly the same thing it did before.
01:02:43
That's not something you do with human.
01:02:44
If you took a human and ran it forward,
01:02:45
you know, again, if you do everything you could possibly know
01:02:47
about the state of your brain right now,
01:02:49
like with the most meticulous measurements and down to the atomic level.
01:02:52
And that evolved.
01:02:53
And then I wait to see what happens. Five minutes for now.
01:02:55
And then I come back and I reset you to the same exact state.
01:02:58
Everything exactly the same.
01:02:59
The same thing will happen because the world is not deterministic
01:03:02
at the at the level of people thinking brains, but it's not deterministic.
01:03:06
So the same thing will not happen when the world is, deterministic,
01:03:08
but the quantum world feeds into the all levels of the world.
01:03:11
And so the,
01:03:12
and people think that quantum mechanics is only important for super small things.
01:03:16
And the large scale kind of washes out, this is not true.
01:03:18
So the quantum mechanics is ultimately the reason why you have,
01:03:21
so if you if you take, for example, the weather,
01:03:23
the weather is unpredictable after, say, ten days
01:03:26
while days, even with the best computers.
01:03:27
And the reason for that is, even with the most powerful computers,
01:03:30
the tiniest little fluctuations in, you know, the air in this room
01:03:33
are going to spill out into large effects because of chaos.
01:03:35
If you feed them forward long enough, the the equations of hydrodynamics
01:03:39
that govern, the, the way air and weather and so on works are chaotic equations
01:03:42
and little perturbations grow.
01:03:44
So, so any uncertainty, any randomness in
01:03:47
even a small region of space in this room leads to large scale differences
01:03:52
in the weather. Ten, 15 days from now.
01:03:54
And that randomness exists and is unavoidable
01:03:56
because the quantum kind mechanics air is made of atoms that are quantum.
01:03:59
And so if you like the noise, but there is an air,
01:04:01
the uncertainty that there is in the properties of air,
01:04:03
and I'm a little bit of the room is unavoidable because quantum mechanics. So like,
01:04:07
so what that means is that if you took
01:04:09
everything about this room, knew exactly, even down to the quantum wavefunction,
01:04:12
which you can't know.
01:04:12
But suppose you could, even if you knew what the quantum wave function level,
01:04:15
and then you still not going to able predict the weather.
01:04:18
And it's not because there's enough uncertainty due to the quantum mechanics
01:04:20
that it is going to make everything uncertain.
01:04:22
When you get to that long time scale in a complex and chaotic system,
01:04:25
would I be capable of simulating such capable, more or less level,
01:04:30
phenomenons in the physical world and also the Big Bang, for example?
01:04:35
Well, certainly I want people in.
01:04:37
How do they I would, I prefer
01:04:38
we'll be able do all sorts of things we can now.
01:04:39
And one of those will be to do better science,
01:04:41
better modeling, better understanding of the physical world and
01:04:43
and all sorts of other scientific realms.
01:04:45
I think what it would take to, to do real simulations of the physical world
01:04:50
down to the atomic level, that's very, very hard to do.
01:04:52
And most of those things are bounded not by the ability to understand
01:04:56
and sort of write the code to do it, but by the computational ability
01:04:59
to actually simulate them, you know, with, with high accuracy.
01:05:02
Really.
01:05:02
Why do we want I think this it's an open question
01:05:04
about how complicated everything is hovering in that.
01:05:09
Let's say you
01:05:11
let's say
01:05:13
let's say
01:05:15
let's say.
01:05:21
All right.
01:05:21
Hit me.
01:05:23
Yeah.
01:05:24
Go ahead.
01:05:26
Okay.
01:05:28
What say you?
01:05:30
You know that the odds of you
01:05:33
being born were, oh, astronomically.
01:05:36
Like,
01:05:38
hitting the lottery 12 times, right?
01:05:41
So. Okay.
01:05:44
I heard an interesting story this week.
01:05:47
Anthony Hopkins, when he was trying out for one of his early roles,
01:05:51
he wanted to find the book that the the movie was based on.
01:05:55
And he went to all of the bookstores in London, and they were it was sold out.
01:06:00
It was an old one print like he couldn't find a copy.
01:06:05
And so, late in the afternoon, he decided to finally give up and,
01:06:10
headed towards the nearest subway station.
01:06:14
He gets to the station and
01:06:17
looks for the nearest empty bench, and he goes to sit down.
01:06:21
And there is a book sitting on the bench, and you guessed it,
01:06:25
is the very book that he was unable to find.
01:06:28
Just gave up on looking for Anthony Hopkins. Now
01:06:33
in an early role.
01:06:34
So he grabs the book and he reads it, and he was able to prepare for his role.
01:06:39
While they're filming this, the author of the book shows up to the set,
01:06:46
and they have a conversation where he finds out
01:06:49
that the author didn't even have a copy of his own book,
01:06:52
and he lost his copy with the notes in the margin.
01:06:57
Guess which copy that was?
01:07:01
Anthony Hopkins.
01:07:02
A year after this author lost his copy of the book, it randomly
01:07:08
turns up on a park bench right
01:07:12
where Anthony Hopkins would be and needed it.
01:07:17
So what's your point?
01:07:21
A lot of things seem fairly random
01:07:24
and or idiosyncratic or,
01:07:28
against all odds, but.
01:07:33
In a universe
01:07:35
with so many potential scenarios.
01:07:41
Sometimes it is the
01:07:45
million to one odds become
01:07:49
a probabilistic certainty as opposed to
01:07:55
a lottery winning draw.
01:07:58
You follow me?
01:07:59
No, because you're missing the point.
01:08:01
Like if you were to reset when Hopkins wanted the book.
01:08:05
Yeah, if we were to if we were able to reset
01:08:07
from that point and live life again, he probably wouldn't have found it.
01:08:10
Which to me proves that nothing is determined.
01:08:14
Right?
01:08:16
Oh, okay.
01:08:18
I'm thinking more along the lines of,
01:08:21
if you look at it from, many worlds interpretation,
01:08:26
then in so many of those worlds, the the is there.
01:08:32
Anthony Hopkins never found that book, but in ours it did.
01:08:37
But,
01:08:39
but this goes back to the anthropic principle,
01:08:42
where, it it looks like the universe we live
01:08:46
in was designed especially with us in mind.
01:08:50
But the fact is, we couldn't our ego.
01:08:56
Sorry. Go ahead.
01:08:57
I mean, what if we couldn't?
01:08:58
What if we were the we?
01:09:00
What have we were? We could not find ourselves.
01:09:05
Per George Carlin statement.
01:09:08
Yeah. Like,
01:09:09
obviously that's egotistical of us to think that anything was built for us.
01:09:13
I mean, it's a to use that as your argument, not automatically grow.
01:09:17
I mean, what what's the do you have to go pretty far to,
01:09:22
to disprove determinism?
01:09:25
Exactly.
01:09:25
That's that's why Earth is we don't see anything when we look out
01:09:32
Earth.
01:09:33
That that's just pure where we live.
01:09:37
It isn't. It's filled.
01:09:38
Well, I'm looking out the window and it's it doesn't look
01:09:41
so desolate or that.
01:09:44
Yeah. Have you been to the desert?
01:09:47
I have beautiful Sedona.
01:09:50
Have the red rocks.
01:09:50
Oh, beautiful. Yeah.
01:09:53
Lots of plants out there.
01:09:54
Lots of stars, too.
01:09:55
Not a whole lot, but, yeah, we're crazy.
01:09:59
Imagine if you stretch that desert out, like,
01:10:03
infinite, unimaginable distance.
01:10:05
You know how well you're going to hit that.
01:10:07
Hold on all those trees.
01:10:08
You're going to hit the ice wall eventually
01:10:11
and go into the desert theory lecture.
01:10:14
Could.
01:10:15
All right.
01:10:16
Desert theory.
01:10:17
No, I've never heard that to the like.
01:10:19
On a grander scale, that would be the universe.
01:10:20
So those trees would even be further spread out way further.
01:10:25
Yeah.
01:10:26
And so for some reason, you can't just correlate that to a possibility.
01:10:29
I hate how you just your brain just goes, do you see what you I just presented
01:10:34
a programmer that basically proved there's no such thing as determinism.
01:10:38
And you went to other theories and random religious nonsense
01:10:42
instead of considering that maybe, just maybe, both things are true.
01:10:49
Oh, compatible ism.
01:10:51
No, no no, that means neither.
01:10:53
Things are true, in my opinion, because it's a paradox.
01:10:56
You can't.
01:10:56
They can't be. You.
01:10:57
There's determinism and choice.
01:11:00
There is not pre determinism.
01:11:01
See, we literally saw that on this show.
01:11:06
No we did not.
01:11:07
Everything is predetermined.
01:11:09
No it can't be.
01:11:12
He just said if so if we had this point right now
01:11:14
and we reset and we did the show again, the show would not be the same.
01:11:18
They would prove that.
01:11:19
Do you agree with that step past?
01:11:22
Because there's no such thing as a reset.
01:11:26
It's true.
01:11:27
And something that can't be done.
01:11:29
You we we would go into the new show with the knowledge of the previous show.
01:11:36
So even if we tried to imitate it,
01:11:38
we would improve upon it or no, we wouldn't if we.
01:11:42
So he was talking from AI coding, and if he said if he reset to a point.
01:11:46
So hypothetically, if you reset to a point and reran the program,
01:11:50
it will not have the same outcome.
01:11:52
You're going to have it.
01:11:53
You're going to run into the observer problem,
01:11:56
and you even admitted it by saying the butterfly effect.
01:11:59
Yeah, there's so many influences.
01:12:01
There's no possible way. In my opinion, it's not even probable.
01:12:03
It's literally impossible that the same thing would happen again.
01:12:06
You are also correct that that is impossible to reset in real life,
01:12:10
but it really isn't because Einstein proved that we can bend time
01:12:14
just not backward.
01:12:15
I get it, but I just then I said that
01:12:18
and things will play out exactly the same.
01:12:21
I love the word posit.
01:12:22
It reminds me of Stefan. I didn't even hear what you said
01:12:25
after that because I was thinking about Stefan.
01:12:26
What was this week?
01:12:29
Two what was it?
01:12:31
Well, it's almost enough.
01:12:32
It's almost that time again.
01:12:34
It is when,
01:12:37
Never mind. Good.
01:12:39
No, no.
01:12:39
Go back to Wacken.
01:12:42
No, no.
01:12:44
I'm, reminiscing.
01:12:45
It's enjoyable, I would try, I'll be back.
01:12:47
I'm going to go back. Okay.
01:12:50
Let me draw back.
01:12:51
You do, you do.
01:12:55
Richard, that was the sticker for that. Oh.
01:13:02
I like your little face.
01:13:06
You're doing that little smile on the jack ass on the thing.
01:13:08
I can't reach my dick with my mouth, you asshole.
01:13:12
That's not my thing.
01:13:13
Was was I could when I was a kid.
01:13:15
Like in the physics of of, you know, say you have a pool ball
01:13:19
and you can hit that pool ball and repeat those motions
01:13:22
as long as you hit it right on the money with the pool ball, which is repeatable,
01:13:25
you can it would be proven if I hit it right here.
01:13:28
This is exactly what happened.
01:13:30
I can look at where the balls are.
01:13:31
If I if I reverse that, I can see exactly where that came from.
01:13:35
When you introduce a human, the human does not do it.
01:13:38
What is, you know, predictable, right.
01:13:41
So I did like that, like analogy, I guess.
01:13:47
But his thing though is once the balls are hit,
01:13:49
reality has happened and you can't undo it.
01:13:51
So therefore it's determined, which is absurd, but I get it is the.
01:13:55
Yeah, it's the fact that humans were part of that ball hit.
01:13:58
Still, it was part of the outcome there.
01:13:59
And then the human becomes part of the.
01:14:02
Because now we can change trajectory of these balls without anyone knowing
01:14:06
that.
01:14:07
Can you do me a favor?
01:14:08
Keep your balls out of this.
01:14:10
If a comments coming towards us, we could move it.
01:14:12
And if that ends up flying into another galaxy 1,000,000 billion years from now
01:14:17
and they're like, shit, it came from over here.
01:14:18
We can rewind this.
01:14:19
They're like, well, how did it make this weird turn?
01:14:22
Right.
01:14:23
It would be mid-air, mind you. Right.
01:14:25
Seinfeld quote. So that's one magic loop.
01:14:28
Human intervention.
01:14:29
And human intervention does throw a wrench in,
01:14:33
but so does the wind.
01:14:34
In your analogy, if the wind blew, the balls might change.
01:14:37
I no mind you.
01:14:42
They shrivel up.
01:14:43
I guess so, but I'm talking about, like, more major on a major scale.
01:14:46
Shrinkage, I guess.
01:14:47
No, I agree with you that there is influence,
01:14:49
but once that influence happens, apparently that's it.
01:14:52
It's set in stone and it is history.
01:14:54
Right, Gary? That's that's your point.
01:14:57
When you try to look back in time to the Big Bang
01:14:59
and people try to make sense of it, maybe that's why it makes no sense, because
01:15:02
maybe there was some type of intervention that was intelligent,
01:15:05
that was intervening.
01:15:09
Oh, that's just sounds stupid.
01:15:12
But so does saying that once things are determined that they're
01:15:17
predetermined, I don't get that predetermined would be like
01:15:20
telling the future if you don't say it before it happens, it's not predetermined.
01:15:24
If you don't set it before it happens, it can't be predetermined.
01:15:28
That's irritated me almost more than anything on this show,
01:15:31
is the not differentiating between predetermined and determined.
01:15:36
And remember, I'm a week and a half
01:15:37
sober now, so my brain is working again.
01:15:40
Draw the young draw who's still have.
01:15:42
We're not supposed to say all this, but he's younger than me. Significantly.
01:15:45
Like smoking weed doesn't bother me a bit now. I'm 55.
01:15:47
Fuck you. It does.
01:15:49
Oh, no, he's 87 years old.
01:15:51
He just looks really good.
01:15:53
Smokes weed, keeps him young.
01:15:55
When are you going to Cancun?
01:15:56
And we need to change the show.
01:15:58
Shut the fuck up. I'm not going to Cancun.
01:16:01
Not even.
01:16:01
I like to say that on the show, I.
01:16:03
I've been very clear about that.
01:16:04
I thought you'd have to cancel those plans.
01:16:08
We will.
01:16:09
Yeah. Tell me about it. I'd love to talk about that.
01:16:11
But I don't want to talk about my friend. We have to wait on the air.
01:16:14
We have to wait for, We have not waited while we wait for Weekend Update to roll.
01:16:18
I was hoping if I didn't say anything, it wouldn't be mentioned
01:16:20
because I don't want to reveal any type of leave.
01:16:23
And, you know, obviously for my own safety.
01:16:26
But yeah, we have a huge decision to make because, yeah, I'm going into that shit
01:16:29
very soon.
01:16:31
Right.
01:16:31
Okay.
01:16:32
But I'm not a pilot in a pussy, so we're going anyway.
01:16:35
Plus, it's going to be the half.
01:16:37
The people that don't go are going to make it less crowded.
01:16:40
I'm actually I'm not happy about.
01:16:42
It's like saying I was happy about the privacy during Covid.
01:16:44
No, that's not what I mean.
01:16:45
I don't like I don't like pandemics, pandemic bad.
01:16:48
But I can actually say there were some points
01:16:51
that I liked about the pandemic, and if we aren't all honest about that,
01:16:54
then you're lying to yourself. You like it a little bit, too.
01:16:56
They fooled me, Jerry.
01:16:58
I had a great time. It was fun.
01:17:00
Would you like, would you would you travel to Mexico right now?
01:17:03
I'm just curious. No way. No.
01:17:07
No, sir.
01:17:08
Here's the argument I heard.
01:17:09
What if there was there before this? Right?
01:17:12
Right. Yeah. I'm like, do this.
01:17:14
So that's why I asked about the keys and all that shit.
01:17:16
I'm like, there's so many places we can go and not have to write.
01:17:20
I just got to get some.
01:17:23
Yeah, it's part of what?
01:17:24
Rica it's it's like I was supposed to go to Greenland,
01:17:28
but the reality of it, it's happening on the West coast.
01:17:30
It's like something happened in Seattle and not going to Michigan.
01:17:33
I think we'll be okay. But you know. Right.
01:17:36
And there's always 3 or 4 days of unrest after they kill the top.
01:17:41
What are they called?
01:17:41
I mean, yeah, nevermind.
01:17:44
Right. I know I would love to talk about it.
01:17:46
I can't believe the topic came right up.
01:17:48
I was like, oh no, it's going to be hard to this.
01:17:50
That's my fault. I'm. I'm me.
01:17:53
But listen, I, I looked into the Jehovah's Witnesses last week.
01:17:58
I'm just I'm just scaring this off this road.
01:18:01
I looked at that
01:18:03
because there's a checkpoint up there, and they're going to shoot us.
01:18:06
I know, get off this road.
01:18:07
Get off this road. Exactly.
01:18:09
So, and I thought I thought,
01:18:12
Joseph Smith for the, the, the latter day Saints.
01:18:17
Is that the guy that found the boom tablet?
01:18:18
Sorry. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
01:18:20
I thought that was so far fetched and unbelievable.
01:18:23
I can't believe people will follow this guy.
01:18:26
Jehovah's Witness because he was a,
01:18:30
a convicted con man
01:18:34
going into it.
01:18:35
So you think, it's kind of like that subway story we had last week, like,
01:18:41
the the rant about subway
01:18:44
does like they it's like they're trying to get closed.
01:18:47
Oh, okay.
01:18:48
So the, the founder, Russell,
01:18:53
I think his name was, the, Jehovah's Witnesses.
01:18:56
They were called Jehovah's Witnesses while he was still alive.
01:18:59
But, there was a split, a rift developed.
01:19:02
There was like the Bible students or something like that, and like the 10%,
01:19:08
but the 90% that, stayed with
01:19:12
his original crap,
01:19:14
became, Jehovah's Witnesses and
01:19:20
the more I look into it, the more and more I look into it,
01:19:23
the more I realize it's a friggin cult
01:19:27
under the protective umbrella of Christianity.
01:19:31
Except unlike Christianity, they've got no trinity, no cross.
01:19:37
They, no resurrection, but instead they cross.
01:19:41
They have Jesus, killed on a,
01:19:44
a stake, a single pole.
01:19:47
And, and and they're like, oh, wow.
01:19:52
They do not allow their parishioners,
01:19:57
to read anything outside of,
01:20:00
the Watchtower publications.
01:20:03
That's a red flag.
01:20:04
They they do.
01:20:05
Yes. That's that's a cult.
01:20:08
And, they don't celebrate birthdays or, and it just seems
01:20:15
evil.
01:20:16
Evil, actually. Evil.
01:20:18
So they're evil.
01:20:21
I don't know, that was that's my rant about Jehovah's Witnesses there.
01:20:24
Yeah.
01:20:25
But yeah, most really,
01:20:26
it takes me a little bit of time to understand what he was saying.
01:20:29
You know what I mean? Most religions are,
01:20:34
and I think that they were
01:20:35
put here by the devil to get us, get our relationship away.
01:20:38
So I was always told growing up that
01:20:41
religion is God talking to you in prayer is you talking to God?
01:20:44
But now, in my older years, I'm convinced that religion are like landmines
01:20:48
put here by the devil
01:20:49
to get us away from spirituality and our relationship with God.
01:20:52
Because like you,
01:20:54
it has turned you so sour that even if even if God is true and real
01:20:58
religion has made you not even consider it, in my opinion, I may be wrong.
01:21:01
What say you know, I think you're you're right.
01:21:06
That religion such as.
01:21:08
Yeah. Even if it's true, you'll miss it.
01:21:10
Well, when you talk about the devil, it's like it's you.
01:21:13
You sound like. Yeah, I know I use that.
01:21:17
I use that as a an analogy of evil, you know?
01:21:23
Do you believe there's evil?
01:21:25
Do you know that
01:21:26
the devil is literally evil with a D in front of it?
01:21:29
I mean, he could have just been some bad accident.
01:21:32
One day, dad, you wouldn't have anything in you.
01:21:36
No, no.
01:21:38
One entity is pure evil.
01:21:40
No one entity is pure good.
01:21:43
You told me that, says Gary the Gray in there is a great.
01:21:48
See, gray.
01:21:50
That's great.
01:21:50
That little faux pas. Did he say great or gray?
01:21:52
I didn't quite hear it. Right.
01:21:54
Gray.
01:21:55
All right. Great.
01:21:57
Are you guys aware that, AI is predicting the future and we're betting on it?
01:22:03
Tell me more.
01:22:04
Yeah, this is a website called Dead
01:22:07
Meticulous, and it's been going on for quite some time.
01:22:10
What it does is it feeds a bunch of information into a, an AI algorithm.
01:22:15
Yeah.
01:22:15
And not only not only does it predict the chances of it happening,
01:22:18
but then you can also look back and see how it did.
01:22:22
You know what to say.
01:22:23
What?
01:22:29
I miss Bob, yeah, I try to talk to him.
01:22:32
He's not interested.
01:22:34
No, I know, no, I'm.
01:22:38
No. Okay.
01:22:39
The whole front page to deal with me. The.
01:22:42
It used to have old ones and new ones.
01:22:44
Now it just looks like new ones.
01:22:45
Like, will the United States attack Iran before April?
01:22:48
I says 75% chance.
01:22:52
But the old ones, I was looking at all the old ones
01:22:54
and how accurate it was, and it was fucking scary.
01:22:57
But you're just gonna have to take my word for it,
01:22:59
because I don't see the old ones anymore.
01:23:01
Brady knows that.
01:23:02
I think they were too scared and they removed him.
01:23:05
Brady is the only one who knows that.
01:23:08
I hear that all the time.
01:23:09
Problem is, it's on my own. Crazy. Something's wrong with that.
01:23:12
Yeah. No.
01:23:15
Let's ask it something.
01:23:18
Will Trump get elected
01:23:22
of 2024?
01:23:23
I think they were asking that one 2024
01:23:27
oh, if a new.
01:23:28
Oh no see that it jumped right.
01:23:30
I thought that was that was like 3% chance.
01:23:32
That wasn't what I found before where all the old ones.
01:23:36
I think they got scared here.
01:23:38
What?
01:23:45
The results.
01:23:46
But then they got rid of the percentage.
01:23:47
This is not what I was looking at before.
01:23:50
What? What?
01:23:52
All right, next one.
01:23:53
I guess this isn't as fascinating as I thought.
01:23:56
Okay, but it was when I was.
01:23:58
I'm going to find it
01:23:58
while we do something else, because it was incredibly accurate.
01:24:02
Well, why am I watching this?
01:24:06
Because if I don't, I have to play one of his clips.
01:24:09
Yeah. Tiny frog mouth.
01:24:13
Good.
01:24:13
Tiny frog man.
01:24:15
Yeah. Nice. Brady.
01:24:17
It's really gross.
01:24:20
Is it is it really well.
01:24:22
Or is it just partially to the hell?
01:24:25
Yeah. It's.
01:24:26
This is an incredible creature that's native. See?
01:24:30
All right.
01:24:30
Is is everybody else in the same boat as me?
01:24:32
Has I ruined you? This doesn't look real.
01:24:34
So my brain is, like, just going.
01:24:36
Nope, it is real.
01:24:38
It's like they built the bird backwards.
01:24:40
That's its tail feathers on its face.
01:24:45
You're not real.
01:24:46
Yeah, it's called a 20 fragment.
01:24:49
It's part of a family of birds. Right.
01:24:50
And why are they playing Christmas song?
01:24:54
And even though they beat, doesn't look, maybe it was around Christmas
01:24:57
when I was 80.
01:24:58
Why didn't I use it for catching insects and flight while they flying around?
01:25:02
They'll use those big eyes of theirs to actually.
01:25:05
And it's, Michael Bublé.
01:25:06
The beginning
01:25:07
beak beginning to look a lot like her on the mouth will help guide that insect.
01:25:11
And this goes home. This is an end.
01:25:14
But it didn't even move.
01:25:15
Or I kept waiting for its tongue to come out because it said frog mouth
01:25:18
like it was going to catch an insect.
01:25:21
Now, just as a frog looking mouth.
01:25:24
Look at its poor little first claw fingers.
01:25:27
They're like so tiny.
01:25:28
It's like it's flipping us off.
01:25:30
Did you notice?
01:25:31
Yeah. No.
01:25:34
Why are we watching this?
01:25:37
That's what we do.
01:25:38
Because it's. You don't want us to watch it.
01:25:40
You can simply chat, Colin.
01:25:42
Like, comment, subscribe, steer the show. We'll do whatever you want.
01:25:45
Pretty much.
01:25:46
Yeah. Penis is gross.
01:25:48
Vagina good.
01:25:49
Penis is good.
01:25:50
Vagina. Gross.
01:25:52
What's happening right now?
01:25:54
What is it? Is that my inner monologue?
01:25:57
Yeah.
01:26:00
Okay. I had two bears.
01:26:01
One cave. Oof! These guys,
01:26:04
these guys are on their way out.
01:26:06
They. He can't stand him.
01:26:08
It's not on the screen.
01:26:09
Oh, no. I'm pointing it.
01:26:11
They jumped the shark!
01:26:13
Bert the ball!
01:26:14
The bald guy can't stand Bert Kreischer, and he says it almost every show.
01:26:18
I'm glad they're talking about disc golf.
01:26:20
Go, go.
01:26:21
Though there's no disc golf in Mexico.
01:26:24
When you watch gangster run like there's no you don't. Why?
01:26:29
Do you know what the locals said when I inquired?
01:26:32
Nature like an asshole with my little discus.
01:26:35
There's too much good shit to do.
01:26:36
Instead of fucking around with that.
01:26:39
Oh, like, in other words, if you're if you're in Paradise,
01:26:41
you don't need to kill a fucking four hours on a Sunday.
01:26:44
Walking through the woods, throwing a piece of plastic in a Paradise.
01:26:48
The woods is a part of Paradise.
01:26:50
Yeah.
01:26:50
And you guys as disc golf players,
01:26:52
if you had a Paradise without disc golf, that's not Paradise, is it?
01:26:55
Are you kidding me? No. So we've got to like deer.
01:26:57
It was just like, hanging out and just, like, just nature, I don't know,
01:27:01
I love that you're comparing Stony Creek Woods.
01:27:03
I fucking one time to the actual tropical Paradise thing
01:27:07
and whipped it against the tree to to kill it.
01:27:11
What I don't I Gary, I don't think.
01:27:15
Where are you?
01:27:16
I was yeah it was like half.
01:27:19
I was like, I think you just admitted to a felony.
01:27:23
No, a turd did it.
01:27:25
I think you just admitted to, like, 15,
01:27:29
20, probably, statue them.
01:27:31
Right. It's run a 15, 15 or 20.
01:27:35
But yeah, he was
01:27:37
we felt it was best to put it out of its misery.
01:27:40
And for a deer. What?
01:27:41
I'm sorry, what animal I was, I was like a I don't know, was like a beaver.
01:27:45
Like a woodchuck.
01:27:46
I don't know, I don't know what it was injured
01:27:48
if like, if you're going to takes a life, you should at least know
01:27:51
its fucking name, man. What the fuck?
01:27:54
Internally dead.
01:27:58
It's dead now, Abby.
01:27:59
Who throws bombs?
01:28:01
I'm talking like 800ft.
01:28:03
Do you guys call them bombs?
01:28:05
Bombs? Yeah. No,
01:28:07
no, this is them.
01:28:08
Yeah, I do, I could watch this all.
01:28:10
Okay, look at that. You got to go through the thing.
01:28:13
You can't watch it all fucking day. He didn't go through any.
01:28:15
I love the announcers. What is he talking about?
01:28:17
Oh, Syria.
01:28:19
Oh, shit. What about it happen?
01:28:21
And you watch the gangsters throw, like there's this guy Abby who throws.
01:28:26
Oh, there.
01:28:26
He had to throw through, like, 800ft bombs.
01:28:30
This is a huge thing, though.
01:28:32
I could watch this all day.
01:28:34
Look at that. You got to go through the thing.
01:28:35
What thing? Look at this.
01:28:38
I love the announcers.
01:28:39
Oh, they. Seriously?
01:28:42
Yeah. It's too late. That doesn't count.
01:28:44
So then, like, from there, he'll just toss it in the end.
01:28:46
Yeah, it would take out a different.
01:28:47
But these all these dudes are gangsters that say be like right there.
01:28:51
He's probably calling like a 174 really complicated desk to throw.
01:28:55
And then this look you've rolling this 174 the way this guy is, he can
01:28:58
then take it and roll it.
01:29:00
Yeah. 134 grand knows how to make it.
01:29:02
Yes, yes. Wow.
01:29:04
It's so impressive.
01:29:05
Look at that. But.
01:29:08
And then do you drink and I just my point list.
01:29:10
Do you guys ever say I'm throwing my 174 over?
01:29:13
No, no,
01:29:16
I've seen somebody that writes in pen.
01:29:18
The real they I don't remember. It wasn't Jeff.
01:29:20
I don't remember who it was.
01:29:20
We were playing with them and they literally wrote the wait
01:29:23
the real they wait them all and wrote the real wait on it.
01:29:26
I'd seen someone do that, because the many fans
01:29:29
were ready to wait on it, and it's not perfectly accurate.
01:29:32
That's all you take home.
01:29:34
You wait and you write the actual wait.
01:29:37
But if it's determined it was going to go in or not, what's the fucking point,
01:29:41
You don't know.
01:29:42
You don't know what the determination was.
01:29:44
The wait was supposed to be.
01:29:45
Until that happens.
01:29:48
Correct.
01:29:49
But it's going to happen either way, right?
01:29:50
It was determined. Yeah. That's so.
01:29:53
So why even bother?
01:29:54
Anything I'm just doesn't find out of it.
01:29:58
Just because the person who wrapped the gift
01:30:00
knows what it is, doesn't mean it's not a surprise to you.
01:30:03
The opener.
01:30:05
Are you a dingbat?
01:30:08
But seriously, are you a dingbat?
01:30:11
What you just described was outcome, not determination.
01:30:14
I'm not a dingbat and I'm straight.
01:30:16
Let's go. Okay, you don't.
01:30:20
Mixing words in definition, to me at least, are important.
01:30:25
They are?
01:30:26
Absolutely.
01:30:27
Haven't you seen clips of six?
01:30:29
There's a half a dozen.
01:30:30
Me arguing semantics in a grocery store.
01:30:33
I love arguing semantics, but you can't.
01:30:37
When you argue, you change word. Like I.
01:30:39
I'm saying I'm talking about determinism, which means
01:30:44
the outcome is determined.
01:30:46
You are backing up and just referring to outcome.
01:30:51
Outcome rules
01:30:52
allow something fleeting around yeah, I won't, I won't,
01:30:55
I won't argue with you that after we make a choice, there's an outcome.
01:30:59
Are you a dingbat?
01:31:00
Of course that's true.
01:31:02
But that outcome is never determined,
01:31:06
ever determined.
01:31:10
It is always determined
01:31:12
that you are 180 degrees wrong.
01:31:16
Then why bother choosing?
01:31:19
Because they don't know what your.
01:31:21
Wait, I can even do even better. Your analogy about a package.
01:31:23
Wasn't that the that the person knows what's in it?
01:31:26
You're analogy is
01:31:27
no matter when you get a package, it always has the same thing in it.
01:31:30
No matter if the person puts something else in it,
01:31:32
no matter if you exchange it, it's always going to be that same thing.
01:31:36
There's nothing you can do about the same.
01:31:40
Yes, that's the way I'm
01:31:41
interpreting it, because the better go out
01:31:45
because you're saying the outcome cannot change by different choices
01:31:49
or some shit like that.
01:31:50
I'm not sure you lose me there.
01:31:52
That's why I can't explain it.
01:31:54
You're making a choice and.
01:31:58
Okay, two to you.
01:32:01
That seems free.
01:32:05
Autonomous.
01:32:06
You get to do that.
01:32:08
And sure, it'll have outcomes.
01:32:10
And you could
01:32:12
safely predict in some cases
01:32:16
what the general, terms of that outcome.
01:32:21
But, the fact that you don't know for sure
01:32:27
how it's all going to play out is that illusion of free will.
01:32:32
See, your language is a history can be determined.
01:32:36
Choices cannot.
01:32:37
Because the choice, once the choice is made, it's not a choice anymore, right?
01:32:41
Can we at least agree that, like once, once you decided and
01:32:45
and there's an outcome one cannot you cannot refuse.
01:32:49
So that I agree with you. Okay.
01:32:53
But they are so intertwined that they're you can't separate them.
01:32:57
You can't say there is no. And I keep saying choice.
01:32:59
So you don't say free will religion, blah blah blah blah blah.
01:33:03
Okay I'll, I'll, I'll concede there's no such thing as free will
01:33:06
as long as we can just call it choice instead.
01:33:10
Free choice.
01:33:11
Free choice.
01:33:13
Yes, yes.
01:33:14
Some with obvious all choices are going to have influence.
01:33:17
Otherwise it's a poor choice if you're just out there going blue
01:33:20
instead of determining you know what right?
01:33:23
That's that's not a choice. That's just a guess.
01:33:25
Where have you gone?
01:33:27
Have you ever gone into a decision thinking you're going to go one way?
01:33:30
And then at the moment of the decision, you just you flip it?
01:33:36
That's exactly my point.
01:33:38
If it's already determined, you can't do that.
01:33:40
If it's determined, especially if it's predetermined.
01:33:44
Oh, but you can that that's what
01:33:48
the outcome changed you.
01:33:51
What you should say is you can't even have outcome until it's determined.
01:33:54
Then I would have agreed with you.
01:33:58
Because that's what you're saying.
01:33:59
You can change the choice at the last second.
01:34:00
Put your original influence in your original choice
01:34:02
wasn't your actual choice and is irrelevant.
01:34:04
You're adding that to try and muddy the waters.
01:34:08
No, I'm not.
01:34:09
I'm not trying to muddy waters.
01:34:11
And that's why the gift wrap was was a good analogy
01:34:14
for you because,
01:34:17
each
01:34:20
was it though, so I mean, you think it was.
01:34:22
I don't oh, I know you don't.
01:34:25
It kind of goes back to my
01:34:28
who's at the helm.
01:34:32
Question if I'm at the helm.
01:34:34
I don't I don't have that question.
01:34:37
I'm self-evident.
01:34:37
I'm,
01:34:39
I, I don't know, it's it's
01:34:42
one of those things where your your cognitive bias,
01:34:48
it influences you in such a way that,
01:34:53
Okay.
01:34:54
Wait, wait, wait, who's cognitive bias? Bias?
01:34:56
You can't talk with who's yours one more time.
01:35:01
Who's yours?
01:35:02
So it's yours. Decision.
01:35:05
Yeah.
01:35:05
It's your conscious bias or your sensory perception bias.
01:35:09
It's still you that ultimately makes the decision.
01:35:11
You are at the right
01:35:14
right.
01:35:14
And but but why is it that you think that if something
01:35:19
at every decision is flipped at the last second,
01:35:23
you take the 180 degree flip
01:35:26
right, right into the moment of the decision?
01:35:29
But that can't be determined
01:35:31
or predetermined.
01:35:33
Whether you chose and follow your path for four years, or you make a decision
01:35:37
instantly in the millisecond you happen, it's still equal to me
01:35:42
because I'm not arguing.
01:35:43
When you make the choice, I'm arguing that you make the choice.
01:35:47
You're adding the when part to try and avoid the actual topic
01:35:50
and my actual point, which is fine.
01:35:54
Okay, good.
01:35:55
I'm not going to call you a dingbat.
01:35:56
I'm going to just quietly pray for you and for you. The thing that,
01:36:01
well, that's hurtful, but it's okay.
01:36:02
I can take it.
01:36:03
Okay, good.
01:36:07
I'm glad we agreed.
01:36:08
I'm a plus one.
01:36:10
Roll the clip.
01:36:11
Dingbat is super serious, so all I do.
01:36:14
Yeah, I take and some IPAs out there.
01:36:16
A little joint cigar.
01:36:18
I brought a cigar out here to watch them play.
01:36:19
This. Is that these yellow.
01:36:21
This is that these yellow the year before.
01:36:23
I don't care if he brought us cigars. Oh.
01:36:25
Oh, sorry, I got yet.
01:36:27
Isn't that the comedian that takes off his shirt?
01:36:30
Yep. Yeah.
01:36:31
And he's Van Wilder, too.
01:36:34
So that movie's based on his life.
01:36:36
Sort of a slow roll, right?
01:36:38
Obviously with movie. Movie
01:36:41
freedoms and shit, but, Fuck, I forgot we should have a movie based on my life.
01:36:46
Movie made him seem like it was funny.
01:36:48
Yeah, dude's funny from time to time, but.
01:36:54
Not very often.
01:36:55
Pull Ben and I through the whole best I remember I was gonna
01:36:57
say, isn't the championship here this year?
01:37:00
Now it's 2026, right?
01:37:03
He just said the play.
01:37:04
Whatever he said the disc golf.
01:37:06
Is it 2026.
01:37:07
It's like we're living in the future.
01:37:10
It feels like I'm taking crazy people.
01:37:14
I'm pretty sure the championship is here this year.
01:37:16
That's all I was saying.
01:37:17
Local. Too close to us.
01:37:20
Where are you taking them?
01:37:23
Lamb bile, vomit.
01:37:29
Oh, can we do about Rushmore?
01:37:32
If I can find it,
01:37:33
it's going to take me a minute, because the pictures help me so much.
01:37:37
The one thing for Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
01:37:41
It is just, oh, they're not for I want to hear more up there, man.
01:37:48
Up around much more,
01:37:51
for all the lady.
01:37:52
Anyway, I want to I want to do, gross
01:37:57
ice cream toppings.
01:38:01
No, I don't want to.
01:38:02
I don't want to do, like, the traditional, like,
01:38:05
gummy worms I think are gross ice cream toppings.
01:38:08
Oh, you know what semen. Blood?
01:38:11
Yeah. Yeah. Well, poison.
01:38:13
I will, I will,
01:38:16
traditional condiments like, mustard, ketchup, relish.
01:38:20
I don't like condiments.
01:38:21
I like them to be on my forehead just because not menthol.
01:38:24
Not menthol.
01:38:24
Nongovernmental, as I mentioning, you have sex of the condom.
01:38:29
Your girlfriend, your wife goes down on you,
01:38:31
and then you just happen to kiss her, and then.
01:38:33
Yeah, you know what lubricant tastes like?
01:38:35
It's very fucking bitter.
01:38:38
I got the sperm side a little bit worried.
01:38:40
Everybody does that. Don't act dumb. If.
01:38:43
If she's swallowing it, why do you.
01:38:45
Why is why do you purpose lubrication.
01:38:49
So spermicide a lubricant as a as a ice cream.
01:38:52
Tight.
01:38:53
Hold on. That's a great point.
01:38:54
I didn't think my logic through.
01:38:57
Yeah, I don't think so.
01:38:58
Just so you know, you can't get pregnant in taking it that way.
01:39:01
From what I understand,
01:39:03
by kissing spermicide a lubricant.
01:39:06
No. If you kiss the right way, you can't get pregnant.
01:39:09
Abstinence. The big A?
01:39:11
Yeah.
01:39:12
Okay.
01:39:14
So bile, vomit, urine. Oh.
01:39:17
Urine is not gross.
01:39:19
Feces.
01:39:21
It's sanitary. You can drink urine.
01:39:23
Good.
01:39:25
Sure.
01:39:27
Okay. Yeah.
01:39:28
All right.
01:39:29
I guess. Yeah.
01:39:32
I think I've watched Bear Grylls
01:39:34
drink his own urine out of a snake skin,
01:39:37
but he did it in a Walmart parking lot.
01:39:41
So, is he just water?
01:39:45
I give me one minute because I.
01:39:46
It's going to.
01:39:47
Yeah.
01:39:48
No, no, just the fact that a Walmart parking lot.
01:39:51
Okay, how about sardines for a nice.
01:39:54
You're not going to watch me pee though.
01:39:56
I'm very, very dehydrated. So.
01:40:01
We've really been here.
01:40:06
That was so good.
01:40:07
I know you heard it.
01:40:09
Yeah. All right, here we go.
01:40:10
It was the perfect place.
01:40:11
Perfect.
01:40:14
This is a magic trick.
01:40:16
This is sleight of hand.
01:40:18
Hang on.
01:40:18
I gotta hold my nose out of a throw up.
01:40:22
Oh, if you throw up, that'd be really gross.
01:40:26
It tastes like asparagus, that's all.
01:40:29
Come on, bring it.
01:40:30
Let's hear in the comments.
01:40:31
Is that gross, or is that sanatorium healthy?
01:40:33
I feel.
01:40:38
I feel fine.
01:40:41
Dude, that's going to make me peace more.
01:40:43
Come on.
01:40:43
I actually cut it off midstream.
01:40:47
It's actually really good.
01:40:48
You're unmuted.
01:40:50
Oh, sorry.
01:40:51
Yeah, it's still a toilet underneath.
01:40:52
Yeah. Desk here.
01:40:55
Oh, yeah.
01:40:56
Oh. So,
01:41:00
asparagus,
01:41:02
when are we going to remember brussel sprouts?
01:41:05
Cuz I drink my pee.
01:41:09
Semen.
01:41:11
So you're just naming random things Brussel sprouts and ice cream?
01:41:14
I think I could handle that.
01:41:15
That's something that's like two gross. It's. We.
01:41:18
Did he just say he could handle semen?
01:41:20
Yeah, I believe did, What about,
01:41:23
like, I want the traditional, like, the sundae bar
01:41:27
always includes gummy bears and gummy worms.
01:41:30
I don't like putting gummy worms on an ice cream
01:41:34
because they get hard.
01:41:39
Views out there like you're not an alcoholic.
01:41:43
You make one song on SoundCloud, you're not a rapper.
01:41:46
But I suck one.
01:41:48
I eat one gummy bear.
01:41:50
I think it's all hard.
01:41:52
Yeah, I think you just eat them separate and then you eat the ice cream.
01:41:56
You're doubling down on my dingbat Colin, aren't you
01:42:00
nice?
01:42:02
I don't, I threw that.
01:42:03
Can't just do it an 800.
01:42:05
You really enjoy it? Yeah.
01:42:06
I'm eating. Throw it. 800 isn't wasn't.
01:42:09
Then we determine the 800 was with the wind.
01:42:11
That was the farthest. There was a 12.
01:42:13
That's a world record.
01:42:14
Yeah, nobody's driving 800.
01:42:15
Am I wrong on a regular?
01:42:19
It's like Simon Lizotte or one of those guys.
01:42:22
He actually does quite regularly throw over 700ft.
01:42:26
And that's why I don't believe any of Bert Kreischer stories
01:42:29
when he says that they're telling you.
01:42:31
It's funny, he has his caddy like, you switch caddy.
01:42:34
Yeah.
01:42:35
You don't have a car.
01:42:36
Just golf in a way to kind of help the sport.
01:42:38
Like, hold on, I have questions.
01:42:40
When you get to that level, you take a caddy.
01:42:43
Yeah. Carry your. Are you ready?
01:42:45
Carry your little, umbrella fucking stroller friend to hang out with.
01:42:49
I just be like, what's up?
01:42:51
I probably carry my own shit. So
01:42:53
I've had a caddy.
01:42:56
I was going to take what ever
01:42:58
the pot is for the tournament, like whatever the prize money is.
01:43:01
Yeah. And pay a kid like Abe or Simon Lizotte.
01:43:04
Go, yo, own a sponsor. You.
01:43:06
I need you to wear my. I just want you to throw.
01:43:08
You just mentioned Simon, you know, not really programing it,
01:43:11
and I staffing it in this model with it, like.
01:43:15
All right.
01:43:16
Oh, wait, that's not the same topic.
01:43:18
I think he's done gangster.
01:43:22
I don't feel so.
01:43:23
I don't think they use too much.
01:43:27
Seriously, dude.
01:43:28
It's discourse.
01:43:29
It's not like the reason they carry is because you don't want to get worn out
01:43:32
carrying a heavy bag of clubs, get a golf cart wheeled thing.
01:43:35
You know what want to do?
01:43:36
Yeah, the umbrella stroller. Right?
01:43:38
That's what I see people using.
01:43:41
Or a baby bug.
01:43:41
I've seen people with baby buggies.
01:43:42
I mean, they're actual disc golf things,
01:43:45
but they look like strollers and baby buggy grandma
01:43:48
buggy. I want, like, an old fashioned.
01:43:50
Why do you hate your grandma so much that you just compared her to me?
01:43:53
Oh, my grandma, I'm a dingbat, remember?
01:43:56
Yeah, that's what he is, a dingbat.
01:43:58
And you know what that means.
01:44:00
Do you even know what that means?
01:44:02
Let's look it up.
01:44:06
To make that
01:44:09
eccentric. Yep. All right.
01:44:10
Perfect.
01:44:11
Also, a typographical device other than a letter or numeral,
01:44:15
such as an asterix
01:44:18
used to signal divisions in text.
01:44:20
Why don't I showing it? See this command? Steve?
01:44:23
I don't look terrible. Well, because I gotta keep open it.
01:44:25
It's just not worth it.
01:44:27
Steve's the best. I don't blame Steve.
01:44:31
And I also didn't say the stupid part.
01:44:33
Stupid or eccentric person.
01:44:36
It's a typographical device other than a letter or numeral, such
01:44:38
as an asterix used to signal divisions in text or replace
01:44:42
letters like in
01:44:45
in a euphemistically presented vulgar word.
01:44:48
It's gross.
01:44:51
Oh, vulgar is gross.
01:44:52
Yeah, yeah.
01:44:53
Well, what are the more concentric?
01:44:56
Well, I don't understand that.
01:44:59
Right.
01:44:59
Those are two drastically different things.
01:45:02
Right?
01:45:05
Militaries.
01:45:06
I couldn't care about them.
01:45:08
Two dingbats.
01:45:09
That is actually the sample sentence.
01:45:12
What?
01:45:12
That doesn't sound like.
01:45:13
Does that sound like proper English?
01:45:15
Give me a poor grammar for that.
01:45:17
And I don't feel sorry for the parents.
01:45:23
That's.
01:45:24
Yeah, that's bad.
01:45:28
Well,
01:45:28
you got to imagine a dingbat probably wrote it.
01:45:31
Oh. That's nice. You know what that would
01:45:35
be? But the part I do understand is derogatory.
01:45:37
You asshole.
01:45:39
Yeah, I know, I'm not nice.
01:45:41
I never said I was nice.
01:45:43
I don't want you to be nice.
01:45:43
I'd rather you were honest than nice.
01:45:46
Nice, nice is an emotion that gets in the way of truth, right?
01:45:51
On that note, let's go to Rumble.
01:45:54
But. And can you turn off YouTube this week?
01:45:59
You know, we didn't get flagged for any of the n words or F words.
01:46:01
Maybe we shouldn't.
01:46:03
Oh, we got to keep rolling.
01:46:05
We got flagged for the stupid copyright shit nigger.
01:46:11
We I we didn't.
01:46:12
We play that last week when we was that two weeks ago.
01:46:16
It was great.
01:46:17
But, I still watched the the whole show on Rumble,
01:46:22
but we can watch it on YouTube.
01:46:25
Always watch the show on Rumble.
01:46:27
Support. Rumble, Rumble.
01:46:28
Com slash. Camouflage. Rent.
01:46:31
Agreed. Let's go to Rumble.
01:46:32
I don't give a shit.
01:46:34
Do we have any anything else left on YouTube?
01:46:37
Ask for?
01:46:39
Do we?
01:46:39
I have no, I have nothing, I have, I have no time for comments.
01:46:43
Not this week, not next week, not in a box.
01:46:45
Not with a fox.
01:46:47
All right.
01:46:47
I do like green eggs and ham, but that does sound gross.
01:46:51
It's just food coloring.
01:46:52
It's really not gross.
01:46:54
I actually did red number 30.
01:46:57
Is is toxic or carcinogenic.
01:47:00
Is that the one they banned?
01:47:02
Yeah.
01:47:05
There's some people
01:47:06
that won't eat any red food coloring to this day because of it.
01:47:10
They got scared out of their minds.
01:47:14
I had out of their minds.
01:47:16
I had a cake, that Burgundy frosting, and it was bitter as fuck
01:47:19
because of the red dye.
01:47:23
I was like ten.
01:47:23
I remember that.
01:47:25
Speaking of,
01:47:28
it took ten years off of your life.
01:47:31
If you were born ten years ago, how old are you? Ten.
01:47:38
I did the math.
01:47:39
Women can't answer that so easily.
01:47:42
Oh shut up.
01:47:43
Shout out to the whatever podcast.
01:47:47
Is 911.
01:47:48
Whatever. Pardon?
01:47:49
Yeah. It's famous.
01:47:50
They had a 9.5 hour stream last night.
01:47:53
I think they did watching it.
01:47:54
Yeah, yeah
01:47:56
I did I, I've never heard of them
01:47:59
but they've never heard of me.
01:48:02
So that's fair.
01:48:06
Dear.
01:48:09
You got one.
01:48:10
Did you get to punch one out real quick, dear.
01:48:15
Don't worry.
01:48:15
Don't don't give away the secret sauce, buddy.
01:48:18
Where's the. I'm on it.
01:48:19
Should I click it? It.
01:48:21
Are you going to click it? What's happening?
01:48:23
I can't find it. I know it's due to see it's heart.
01:48:26
It's just letters and it's always there.
01:48:27
I looked at, gummy worm and ice cream.
01:48:31
Oh, no.
01:48:33
We suck again.
01:48:35
And then halfway through this lesson. This.
01:48:37
This is what happens to me.
01:48:38
I scan it two times,
01:48:40
and as I start to scan it the third time, I'm like, shit,
01:48:42
I don't even know what I'm looking for anymore.
01:48:44
Yeah, right.
01:48:44
Yeah, I forgot.
01:48:48
Oh, there, I found it.
01:48:49
Yeah, right. When you hit it, I see it.
01:48:52
Well, it does light up.
01:48:53
Yeah.
01:48:55
Dear flip, I'm a long way to ask dingbat Ascii.
01:48:59
Fuck this.
01:49:00
I am a long time divorcee and a retiree with grown kids.
01:49:04
What is troubling me is I've always had an issue
01:49:06
with taking a shower and all the oil and dirt flowing down my body.
01:49:10
I think it's gross.
01:49:11
Usually.
01:49:12
I usually wash my hair in the kitchen sink.
01:49:14
I also don't get in the shower to wash my body.
01:49:16
I hate getting out of the shower and feeling cold or trying to get dressed.
01:49:19
Partially. What
01:49:22
what?
01:49:22
When I get it wrong, everyone does that.
01:49:25
I force myself to shower or wipe down with hospital with hospital type wipes.
01:49:29
I still wash up this way, just not regularly.
01:49:32
And I know it's gross.
01:49:34
I dry shave my legs and underarms when needed,
01:49:36
but this is really an issue for me.
01:49:39
I brush my teeth twice a day.
01:49:40
I use a light perfume and often get compliments.
01:49:43
But I know I'm
01:49:45
but know from reading your advice that seniors lose their sense of smell.
01:49:49
And I could be right.
01:49:51
I don't know how to overcome this, and for obvious reasons,
01:49:54
I don't have a friend.
01:49:55
I can float this by. Weird.
01:49:57
I'm healthy and like everyone else, like everyone struggling with depression,
01:50:02
I don't feel like it's bad enough to speak, seek professional help.
01:50:05
I'm on a fixed income.
01:50:07
Just curious as to what your thoughts are on this.
01:50:09
It's been a good six weeks since I've had a proper shower,
01:50:11
and I find no justification for it other than I don't enjoy it.
01:50:15
Signed under UN showered in Illinois.
01:50:19
What the fuck? Start the conversation like that.
01:50:23
Hygiene.
01:50:24
It's important you have to remove the dead skin.
01:50:26
It's called exfoliating.
01:50:28
You know, I'm saying hygiene.
01:50:31
Hygiene?
01:50:32
Yeah. You're gross.
01:50:35
You don't have an excuse for it.
01:50:36
Except you don't like it.
01:50:38
People do things they don't like all the time for their health.
01:50:41
And you stink.
01:50:43
Stop it. Knock it off. Take a shower.
01:50:46
It's exclusive.
01:50:47
I'm exclusive for group. Yes, of his shower.
01:50:51
And I don't want to muddy the waters.
01:50:55
So I'm very confused by the fact that,
01:50:59
choosing a dirty. And.
01:51:02
Yeah, they're dirty and they don't like the feeling of the dirt that's on them.
01:51:07
Go or they leave it on them.
01:51:10
So they leave it on.
01:51:11
I don't like, like,
01:51:14
right, like, women have a part of their body that's like,
01:51:20
that goes in like, whereas men have that part of their body
01:51:25
that sticks out and that gets their belly busting.
01:51:30
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it.
01:51:33
So, no, I, I've always had an issue
01:51:36
with taking a shower and all the oil and dirt flowing down my body.
01:51:40
I think it's gross.
01:51:41
So I just leave it on my body.
01:51:44
That's stupid.
01:51:45
Okay.
01:51:47
We we've suspected
01:51:49
some of these were made up or, you know, fake or hoaxes.
01:51:53
I don't know, I mean, they're
01:51:54
they're they this this is a I've heard of I've heard of people that don't shower.
01:51:59
This is a psychological problem.
01:52:01
She's a nutcase.
01:52:03
And I've smelled.
01:52:06
Well, people like that smelt it.
01:52:10
And that is so gross.
01:52:15
Okay, now I'm nauseous.
01:52:18
Are you nauseous or nauseated?
01:52:19
I don't think you said that right.
01:52:22
I don't think I'm nauseous.
01:52:24
But I don't think that's right.
01:52:26
I don't think you said that right.
01:52:27
Look at the choked up. And then
01:52:31
I don't know how to spell nauseous
01:52:34
news.
01:52:36
E o u s it'll correct you.
01:52:41
No, technically, nauseated means feeling sick.
01:52:43
Sick to your stomach, while nausea means causing that sickness.
01:52:47
So fuck you, dingbat. You're wrong.
01:52:50
That's,
01:52:52
No, that's not.
01:52:53
It's also not what I said.
01:52:56
You said you feel nauseous.
01:52:57
But what you were saying is,
01:52:58
I feel something like a smell, so that doesn't make any sense.
01:53:03
You feel nauseated.
01:53:04
You can never feel nauseous.
01:53:05
Nauseous is what makes you feel. Not.
01:53:07
Look, he doesn't believe me. He's got to look it up.
01:53:08
I feel like I'm talking to my wife. I'm taking crazy pills.
01:53:11
She told me that the last time hockey the U.S.
01:53:14
won hockey was 40 years ago.
01:53:16
The miracle on Ice.
01:53:17
I was like, you don't think I know when the Miracle on Ice was?
01:53:20
And she said, no, somebody to I heard it was 40.
01:53:22
I'm like, well, it's 46 because I heard it was 40.
01:53:24
And I said, well, you can't say that because you heard it from me. Don't I count?
01:53:28
I thought it was the miracle. 46
01:53:32
Miracle on Ice was in 1980, 46 years ago.
01:53:37
The last time we won gold.
01:53:39
Okay, the second definition of nauseous is causing nausea,
01:53:43
but the first one is affected with nausea, inclined to vomit.
01:53:48
I don't care, right?
01:53:50
Technically, nauseated means feeling sick to your stomach,
01:53:52
while nauseous means causing that sickness like a smell.
01:53:54
However, in common usage, both are frequently used.
01:53:56
But that doesn't make it right.
01:53:58
You, of all people should know that
01:54:01
for strict accuracy.
01:54:03
I say I feel nauseated rather than I feel nauseous because it's wrong.
01:54:08
People also say ain't and end with a preposition.
01:54:12
So I guess in that that's the fact.
01:54:14
Then it's right to I use I'm a common use term
01:54:18
that's not as pretentious because it is right.
01:54:22
The difference between you and me is I can learn and improve.
01:54:25
You are already done and never going to get any smarter.
01:54:27
And I feel sorry for you. This word
01:54:30
drives me.
01:54:32
I think
01:54:34
I need the
01:54:35
that was also great and I apologize.
01:54:38
I'm open to any compelling argument.
01:54:41
Let me give you an example.
01:54:43
The motion on the boat left me feeling quite nauseated.
01:54:46
Another example would be the smell of the garbage was absolutely nauseous.
01:54:51
Now that you know, you have no more excuses and I expect you
01:54:54
to be a better man or we're going to slam that fucking door.
01:54:59
Are you at the door?
01:55:00
Go ahead.
01:55:00
Gary, are you okay with my terms, or do you insist that you're still right
01:55:03
and I'm wrong?
01:55:04
I apologize, I still insist that I'm right and you're wrong.
01:55:09
All right, I'll be right back. I have to make a note.
01:55:11
These are three things now.
01:55:12
One is your carry, right? Yeah.
01:55:17
You know you're wrong.
01:55:19
That's the worst part.
01:55:20
I'm sure I'm right.
01:55:21
I thought, you know, see, you're.
01:55:23
We usually are on the same page with these weird idiosyncrasies
01:55:26
that the world is wrong.
01:55:27
And we're like, hey, you know, like, you know, religion.
01:55:29
The fact the afterlife, usually on the same page, this one you now know.
01:55:33
So you have no more excuse, but you're still doubling down with being wrong.
01:55:36
And that concerns me more than almost anything
01:55:38
in the entire world, because it isn't within your.
01:55:40
It is within your control
01:55:42
and you learn.
01:55:43
You now know better.
01:55:45
I knew and you thought like your
01:55:49
oh, did you think I made this up?
01:55:52
But but but but the number one definition.
01:55:55
The number one definition.
01:55:57
I'm where you see why we're yelling.
01:56:00
What page?
01:56:02
Oxford Merriam.
01:56:04
What page?
01:56:04
You got to go to Cambridge.
01:56:06
Goddamn it.
01:56:09
We need to get to the bottom of this.
01:56:10
Speak it.
01:56:11
I mean, you're so wrong, I would this is.
01:56:13
This is the hill I'm going to die on.
01:56:15
I only trust the Cambridge.
01:56:16
I'm not going to argue that I'm a dingbat, because that's just ad hominem.
01:56:20
That's what people with no other argument fall to.
01:56:22
And I forgive you for that nauseous.
01:56:26
This show sponsor.
01:56:27
We know how it sounds.
01:56:30
Nauseous.
01:56:31
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01:56:33
You guys got a comment?
01:56:34
Please tell this man this this person the right way to say nauseous.
01:56:39
And listen, I'm not arguing about the pronunciation of nauseous.
01:56:42
See, you move the goalpost again because you know
01:56:45
you're losing the argument and it's slightly frustrations.
01:56:48
I'm going to just start saying nauseated
01:56:51
nausea is.
01:56:52
I like when you push that button, all your sausages. Oh.
01:57:01
There are six meanings
01:57:03
to nauseous, but we're obviously talking about the most common one.
01:57:06
Not the first one.
01:57:08
The most common one.
01:57:09
I know that sounds contradictory,
01:57:11
but in my case, for my argument, that's the way it is.
01:57:15
And instead of just asking for one definition
01:57:17
that may suit your argument, why don't you google
01:57:20
nauseated versus nauseous and see what comes up?
01:57:23
Because that was my that was my point.
01:57:25
That was my argument.
01:57:27
You changed it to a fallacy.
01:57:30
Completely different.
01:57:33
You said I found a fucking definition that matters.
01:57:35
Therefore your point is not valid.
01:57:37
And that's not correct.
01:57:38
That's not right.
01:57:41
I think they all left me.
01:57:42
I'm just going to go to Rumble all by myself. Then.
01:57:47
Maybe.
01:57:50
The unfiltered and
01:57:52
crude proclamation of unrestrained speech.
01:57:55
All right, folks, listen up.
01:57:57
Therefore, we gotta go to Rumble Studio for now.
01:58:02
Here's our no nonsense disclaimer served with a side of flag humor.
01:58:06
Look, we're here for a good time.
01:58:07
Please follow us over to rumble.com slash.
01:58:10
Flattering crazy world where snowflakes melting.
01:58:12
Everyone's a critic.
01:58:13
We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
01:58:16
So here goes.
01:58:18
Article one.
01:58:19
Let's get ridiculous.
01:58:20
The sole purpose of our discourse,
01:58:21
be it from guests post or any random loud mouth, is to tickle your funny bone.
01:58:25
Tis your gray matter.
01:58:26
We got some mash ups. They would have got copyrighted.
01:58:28
We're going to play with seriousness.
01:58:30
It's purely accidental.
01:58:31
We have our first crossover combo segment, which is going to be both.
01:58:36
We don't get.
01:58:37
And what did he say?
01:58:39
Religion.
01:58:39
Or whether you prefer cats or dogs,
01:58:43
of course.
01:58:44
We're going to have weekend.
01:58:45
We're here to roast everyone from politics.
01:58:47
Of course we're going to say all kinds of appropriate sorry selves.
01:58:50
Nobody's safe, not even game games.
01:58:53
Apple pie.
01:58:54
Article three screw political correctness.
01:58:57
Listen, we ain't here to hold your hand or sugarcoat anything.
01:59:00
So if our jokes offend you, tough luck.
01:59:04
We're not. I see you guys over there. YouTube.
01:59:06
You must follow us over to Rumble.
01:59:08
We promise we'll us some belly laughs and maybe a couple of snorts.
01:59:11
Haha. Article for fake news alert.
01:59:13
We'll take you outside the courtroom for further details.
01:59:16
The tales, rumors, and downright lies you hear here are as fictional
01:59:20
as a $3 bill.
01:59:22
Any resemblance to real life events or people,
01:59:25
whether alive or pushing up daisies, is purely coincidental
01:59:28
and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
01:59:31
We're pretty sure the Earth is round, and I didn't actually take myself out,
01:59:34
but honestly, who cares? Article five
01:59:38
parody
01:59:40
because why not?
01:59:43
Parody and satire are our bread and butter folks.
01:59:46
Any likeness to actual people or characters
01:59:49
is just us having a laugh, not a reason for a lawsuit.
01:59:52
We might not be the smartest cookies in the jar.
01:59:56
We should not have to stir up some trouble to.
01:59:59
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies
02:00:01
in a twist and congrats, you're our kind of people.
02:00:05
We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some questionable joy,
02:00:08
and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious all the frickin time.
02:00:12
So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride
02:00:15
to the absurd realms of our humor.
02:00:16
While flags rants. Why?
02:00:32
Ladies and gentlemen,
02:00:33
let's get ready for.
02:00:40
The rumble.
02:00:41
I hope that you're ready to rumble.
02:00:43
I hope you're ready to rumble.
02:00:48
Yeah, I love these, but I don't give up.
02:00:52
I know hippie, yes.
02:00:54
No pun.
02:00:55
Yeah, I love to do it, but I don't give a fuck it.
02:00:58
I know that it be, I.
02:01:06
It's weird when you drink pee.
02:01:07
It makes you feel even more.
02:01:10
I have to go pee.
02:01:12
I do, I.
02:01:30
Might. Be.
02:01:47
Taking my things.
02:01:50
Three.
02:01:52
Second.
02:01:54
Yeah.
02:01:57
I, I I don't see. Me.
02:02:09
Being.
02:02:15
An interesting.
02:02:18
Beast.
02:02:26
Mean when you're making a party.
02:02:29
What did she say?
02:02:31
Wow. Okay, so, just to wrap up our our discussion
02:02:36
on, nauseous versus nausea dairy.
02:02:40
Just to clear things up, I did not move any goalposts.
02:02:45
I simply said I felt nauseous, which is the correct usage.
02:02:51
And, when I looked it up, I wasn't simply merely
02:02:56
looking for a definition that matched my, point of view.
02:03:02
It was the number one thing that came up the top answer.
02:03:07
Will you humor me? Sure.
02:03:10
Sometimes you got it.
02:03:11
Like kid gloves with dingbats and all, but Google,
02:03:16
should I say I'm feeling nauseated?
02:03:18
Or should I say I'm feeling nauseous?
02:03:21
Google that because that's the actual argument.
02:03:25
Do I want to sound pretentious, or do I want to speak like a normal person?
02:03:30
You want to sound pretentious. Obviously.
02:03:32
I clearly do.
02:03:35
So next week I'm
02:03:37
Vladimir Putin. But,
02:03:42
no, you know, you're right.
02:03:44
I'm just as pretentious as my lab coat.
02:03:47
I know you're probably going to say no, but do you have somebody that you think is
02:03:50
smarter than you grammatically? No.
02:03:55
Yeah. So,
02:03:59
Oh. Next week, I said I wanted to do the little man.
02:04:03
I know, somebody that's outsmarted him grammatically,
02:04:07
I do, I sure do to.
02:04:10
No, I think I'm pretty sure I just did, but
02:04:14
without recognition and acknowledgment, it feels kind of less shallow.
02:04:18
Like hollow. Like.
02:04:20
Like it doesn't even exist.
02:04:21
Yeah, but then I'm realizing just because you don't acknowledge
02:04:24
something like afterlife or grammar doesn't make it not so.
02:04:28
Yeah. Or the Oxford comma.
02:04:30
And so the Oxford comma,
02:04:33
is not a take of mine.
02:04:36
It is the definition of the Oxford comma.
02:04:40
And and nauseated is a correct term.
02:04:44
I'm not saying you're wrong.
02:04:47
I'm saying you corrected me incorrectly.
02:04:51
That's all.
02:04:52
So you look it up, it says, do not use me.
02:04:57
No. It said it's a it's optional.
02:05:00
That's the take I was talking about.
02:05:02
No, no, you can't feel a smell.
02:05:05
You cannot feel a cause. You're wrong.
02:05:08
I will not secede.
02:05:11
This point.
02:05:13
You cannot feel it.
02:05:14
Cause,
02:05:16
I mean, I know you're going to somehow prove that you can.
02:05:19
And then that'll make your incorrect grammatical statement right.
02:05:22
But that doesn't work.
02:05:23
Like when you tried to make the, the pyramid into a toaster.
02:05:28
I don't remember what it was, but, I don't know.
02:05:33
See, I'm all right, so I just I will not
02:05:37
eliminate any possibilities,
02:05:39
especially the ridiculous ones, just because they're ridiculous.
02:05:43
I will wait until they are disproven, if that's okay with you.
02:05:46
When I was asking you to do this.
02:05:47
Not okay with me. Anybody? That's science.
02:05:50
And saying on insufficient evidence, I question their judgment on everything,
02:05:55
right? I didn't say I didn't believe it.
02:05:57
I said, I don't not believe it until it's disproven.
02:06:00
Those are two different people there.
02:06:01
Okay, this is
02:06:04
all right.
02:06:05
You know what? I'm. You know what I'm saying?
02:06:06
If I ever do, I'm saying I know you do.
02:06:08
I know, I know, I know, that's literally science.
02:06:10
We have to we disprove everything and we assume what's left is proven negative.
02:06:15
Well, that's you just you just did your the claim is a negative
02:06:20
claim and it just proves itself
02:06:23
not relevant.
02:06:24
So you're still you're moving so far away from nauseous nauseating.
02:06:27
I'm bringing it back.
02:06:28
All right.
02:06:29
Is that your piece? You.
02:06:30
Did you Google.
02:06:31
Which one should I say? Which one is more commonly acceptable?
02:06:34
Which one makes you sound retarded? Those are three different things.
02:06:36
So before you say no voices, do it.
02:06:39
This conversation is making me nauseating.
02:06:41
I I'm thank you.
02:06:43
That is correct. That is correct. Is
02:06:47
the topic itself.
02:06:49
Wait. No wait wait. I'm sorry.
02:06:51
Say that again. You may have said it wrong.
02:06:53
If the topic is the cause of it, the topic can make you nauseous.
02:06:57
Feeling? Yeah.
02:06:58
You're feeling nauseated.
02:07:00
Do you see why it's okay?
02:07:01
Like I said, nauseating.
02:07:03
I can make us all agree.
02:07:04
English is a stupid language.
02:07:07
It is.
02:07:08
So it's not even your ignorance right now
02:07:12
because you are ignoring a fact of grammar isn't
02:07:15
even your fault.
02:07:19
You know what?
02:07:19
Do you know why?
02:07:20
Oh, I would rather take the blame on that.
02:07:23
But you have no choice.
02:07:24
You have no choice, right?
02:07:27
You have no choice in the matter.
02:07:28
That's what you told me earlier.
02:07:31
Oh, no.
02:07:31
Choice is real.
02:07:36
Great.
02:07:37
Can you choose to say nauseated correctly?
02:07:40
Nope.
02:07:41
Then it's not always real.
02:07:42
If you have no choice, you're not at the helm.
02:07:44
Somebody else is talking for you.
02:07:47
Nauseated.
02:07:48
Grady, do we have a new sponsor this week?
02:07:51
Probably.
02:07:52
It's, Pepto-Bismol for when you're feeling nauseated.
02:07:58
Nausea?
02:07:59
It's pretty good.
02:08:00
No. What will what what's causing you to feel nauseated
02:08:05
would be what's making you nauseous when it comes to blitz.
02:08:08
And here's Brady.
02:08:11
Hey. Oh, no.
02:08:13
I just want some five, six clicks to get to it, Steve, instead of just hiding it.
02:08:18
But that's okay.
02:08:20
I can hide it.
02:08:22
I can hide my nipples,
02:08:24
I doubt it. Dreamed of finding Bigfoot.
02:08:26
Wait till you see this.
02:08:27
It's the Sasquatch signal finder and captor.
02:08:29
The first home is system to detect, alert, and safely contain
02:08:32
the legendary creature, tri color strength meter, portable sensors,
02:08:35
and an automatic net that does the hard work for you.
02:08:38
Oh, for only 79.95 oh.
02:08:40
If you've ever dreamed of fighting Bigfoot, wait till you see this.
02:08:42
We'll watch it again just to be sure.
02:08:44
Yeah, right.
02:08:45
Yeah, I missed that alert.
02:08:47
And save this legendary creature.
02:08:49
Tri color strength meter, portable sensors, and an automatic net
02:08:52
that does the hard work for you.
02:08:53
Oh, for only 79, 95, if you.
02:08:55
What the fuck?
02:08:56
That's what I've heard so far.
02:08:59
Strength meter.
02:09:01
Yeah, it's got three colors.
02:09:03
All right, I, I was thinking jewelry, tri color.
02:09:08
And whether it's in the red, it's, you know, versus
02:09:10
the yellow versus the green.
02:09:13
That's what I would use.
02:09:14
Green.
02:09:15
Except it's not yellow.
02:09:16
Technically it's amber.
02:09:18
Oh I'm sorry I apologize.
02:09:19
Oh thank you for that.
02:09:22
It's so nice and refreshing to hear somebody admit their mistake.
02:09:25
Embalm Gary Amber.
02:09:30
It's hard work being this perfect.
02:09:33
Jesus.
02:09:38
You see what I did there?
02:09:39
I'm the host that everyone loves to hate, so I.
02:09:44
Oh, we can play gay or pet. Oh, now.
02:09:46
Yeah, yeah.
02:09:47
It it or later.
02:09:49
My point was we we couldn't play it before.
02:09:53
I do want to see the SNL the weekend.
02:09:56
Okay. Go.
02:09:58
But God, it's gotta go hand in hand.
02:10:03
Right.
02:10:03
Yeah. Yeah.
02:10:05
Are those the only two options?
02:10:06
Because I think this is great. Better.
02:10:08
We could have, like, a five minute production meeting on Thursday,
02:10:10
and we could arrange these clips to be much better.
02:10:12
Plan in production.
02:10:14
No, no, no, I'm
02:10:17
still playing together at the last minute.
02:10:20
Like we always do. I mean, slapping together, we.
02:10:22
I hope this was all prepared.
02:10:23
Just. We're just waiting on the.
02:10:26
Oh. Oh, well, if I stuff like this was normally my content.
02:10:30
And if I hadn't, you know, have I have to submit to this escape?
02:10:35
Hold on.
02:10:35
Nobody has to submit to anything that seems really gay.
02:10:40
You mean that is what the
02:10:42
what happened last week is when you played the clip, I just simply clicked.
02:10:45
It marked a green like nauseating.
02:10:47
I forgot to have my hand.
02:10:49
My bad.
02:10:49
It's, You slam on him if you have.
02:10:52
Offhand, I don't think that.
02:10:54
I don't think you said that right off to the side there.
02:10:57
Offhand. Right over here. Got you.
02:11:00
They're not right here, but they're right over here.
02:11:02
Well, and for the record, I think that on the show, is it not?
02:11:06
Which is.
02:11:09
I'm just trying to follow you.
02:11:11
I'm still I still have a second gross to play, but I never did.
02:11:14
That's all right.
02:11:16
But you guys decide.
02:11:17
Are we going to do gay or or are we going to do gross gay?
02:11:20
And but, Yeah.
02:11:22
All right.
02:11:22
That gay patter.
02:11:23
I can handle that.
02:11:26
Here's a hint, though.
02:11:27
The answer is always gay.
02:11:28
Yeah,
02:11:30
it's, it's just like dick or dildo.
02:11:33
Gay or pedo.
02:11:34
Well, it depends on how do you ever get or do I still need to pull it up quicker?
02:11:38
Oh, no. I have it. I was just stalling.
02:11:41
I didn't think you were ready.
02:11:44
No one's gonna really like to make it full screen. Yes.
02:11:47
Thank you.
02:11:48
Twitter. Facebook.
02:11:49
You should take note. Instagram. You should take note.
02:11:52
A little fucking full screen in the bottom right
02:11:53
corner, like every fucking video in the world.
02:11:56
So I'm so impressed.
02:11:57
From what I know of this, the little kids, the little kid
02:12:01
and the guy in the white hat is Michael Jordan.
02:12:04
Michael Jordan.
02:12:05
I see Michael Jordan, he's Michael Jordan.
02:12:08
Oh, no.
02:12:08
Are you going to ruin one of my heroes, Michael Jordan?
02:12:11
I don't know, is he going to ruin one of your heroes?
02:12:15
Oh, no.
02:12:17
Should I play it now?
02:12:19
Yeah. No.
02:12:20
Is that the setup where the baby. That.
02:12:22
There's no fucking sound, is there?
02:12:25
Wait, there's no sound.
02:12:26
You're end. Yeah.
02:12:28
I don't know if this reminds me of a wrestling video for me.
02:12:31
Like, it's maybe somebody recording a television.
02:12:33
There's no sound.
02:12:37
That's all right.
02:12:38
What the fuck is that?
02:12:41
All right, once he's trying to pull a shirt, look at Spider-Man twice.
02:12:45
He's a he's a sport athlete is smacking ass, dude.
02:12:48
No, it seems no.
02:12:50
And the three times of the pinch, look at the size that he's grabbing.
02:12:55
Like, it's not like, a little like Nick.
02:12:57
Like you're just kind of like, I want to hear the sound.
02:13:01
He's, like, squeezing there.
02:13:03
I don't think that sounds going help. Good.
02:13:04
Like honest question.
02:13:07
Is this real or is it? I.
02:13:09
This is real.
02:13:10
And that was the only true action at this point.
02:13:12
Yeah okay.
02:13:14
No, this was making the rounds.
02:13:15
This is Mike Michael Jordan.
02:13:18
Whoa. Barely up there.
02:13:20
I barely know that I'm good.
02:13:22
I don't know. Apparently he knows this little kid.
02:13:24
It's like I don't.
02:13:25
Yeah. That's who's all you.
02:13:27
You know that, like 95% of fucking problems
02:13:30
are with somebody I know, somebody who tried
02:13:33
this is grooming. Yeah, that makes it.
02:13:35
Does that make it any better?
02:13:37
That makes it worse, actually. Right?
02:13:39
Yeah. See, I can't help it.
02:13:40
Man is grooming him.
02:13:41
He's groomed him to not react like.
02:13:44
Knock it off.
02:13:45
He reacted. Yeah.
02:13:48
Did actually stood up.
02:13:49
I've stood up for Joe Biden in his all his weird like
02:13:51
I mean eating feet and smelling hair because dude, lots of old guys do that.
02:13:55
I've done that with my nieces and nephews like you.
02:13:57
Just let them eat you like, that's a bunch of malarkey.
02:14:00
Hindsight.
02:14:01
It's a little creepy, but I had 100% good intentions.
02:14:04
I was just trying to say, like, you're so sweet, I want to eat you.
02:14:08
You know, I never, ever ate a baby.
02:14:11
I can't explain this without sound.
02:14:14
Look, he put his hand there.
02:14:15
The kid blocked him. Look at the kid's hand.
02:14:17
I didn't even see that till just now.
02:14:19
Oh, do you see him?
02:14:21
Like it's like a slide? It's.
02:14:24
He does. Like is the rest of his body?
02:14:25
Yeah, yeah.
02:14:26
He's like, dude, stop, stop. You do that all the time on this all day.
02:14:29
He's been doing that all day.
02:14:30
He's just like, he's gotten so good at it.
02:14:32
He's just like,
02:14:34
he has no idea that he's doing it right because he just comes out of left field.
02:14:37
Or does he actually touch him at a certain point?
02:14:38
There's a kid preemptive.
02:14:40
This is really weird because look, the kid kid predetermined this.
02:14:45
It's definitely predetermined.
02:14:47
Look, the kid the kid has not been touched yet.
02:14:49
As his hand comes moving in, his hands are already going to block.
02:14:53
What the fuck this is fucking.
02:14:55
Yeah. Who the.
02:14:56
He's been here for.
02:14:57
He's been dealing with this for years.
02:15:00
For years? Well, not that many.
02:15:01
He's gradually swats that dick away.
02:15:04
He's just like, no, no, no, Michael Jordan comes up and he's like, no, get,
02:15:08
get out of here.
02:15:09
He's like, God, okay, maybe next what is going on?
02:15:11
But seriously, what what is your explanation?
02:15:16
I heard that I've done little to no research.
02:15:19
I watched part of the video and was like, okay, I'll save the rest for later.
02:15:23
And here's later.
02:15:25
And I know he's he grabs a good chunk of that ass.
02:15:30
Right there.
02:15:31
He puts, he pull this, he still he's pulling his shirt.
02:15:33
Oh, no. Wait and take that back.
02:15:35
No, that kid is weak.
02:15:38
Creepy.
02:15:39
So creepy.
02:15:41
All right.
02:15:41
Like, it's definitely gross.
02:15:45
Constantly slapping one, two,
02:15:49
three, four, five.
02:15:53
We got some there. Six. Seven.
02:15:57
Eight. Oh, my.
02:15:58
Michael Jordan. Yeah.
02:15:59
Daddy issues up the leg.
02:16:01
One, two two.
02:16:03
The kid is totally, like, ignoring it, not knowing what to do, right?
02:16:06
Like, yeah, the smile on his face does
02:16:09
remind me of that wrestling video from last week.
02:16:13
As a kid, you'd be uncomfortable.
02:16:15
You wouldn't really know how to react.
02:16:16
You just kind of be like, okay, I guess he's just like a did you get this right?
02:16:21
Are they already pointing it out or is this.
02:16:24
Yeah. Okay. Good. Yeah.
02:16:25
Yeah. I mean, like, if nobody even noticed.
02:16:27
Let's read some comments. Should we comment?
02:16:29
I can't imagine why he thinks that's a good idea.
02:16:32
Yeah. What the fuck?
02:16:33
Where is this boy's father?
02:16:36
Well, maybe Michael Jordan's father.
02:16:41
I hear those NBA players father.
02:16:42
A lot of children.
02:16:44
Yeah. They do?
02:16:45
Yeah. What the fuck?
02:16:46
Guessing there's a prop
02:16:47
bet out there somewhere that Michael Jordan would pinch a kid.
02:16:50
There you go.
02:16:51
Prop bet fraud.
02:16:54
Pedophiles are everywhere.
02:16:57
Yeah, you know what?
02:16:57
I'm not even going to go that far to say he's a pedophile.
02:16:59
It's just, like, weird, inappropriate touching that
02:17:03
everybody more than the age
02:17:05
of ten should know not to do. Yep.
02:17:12
Mark Jordan wants to do.
02:17:13
I'm going to let this awkward silence marinate for just a minute, because,
02:17:18
kid, you want I don't.
02:17:22
I don't know what to think.
02:17:25
Nauseating.
02:17:26
Just because he's, like, honking it like a clown.
02:17:28
No, he's like, wow, he gets the whole cheek.
02:17:30
Is. That's a small kid.
02:17:31
So his ass is like, he gets these like,
02:17:36
I don't know, I want to see a little bit before already do it.
02:17:39
He got maybe there was some mild penetration.
02:17:41
We couldn't tell last week when those two things were wrestling.
02:17:45
His hand coming in is the part that confuses me the most.
02:17:48
He's there.
02:17:49
Dude.
02:17:53
He sent it.
02:17:54
He's like, I consent that perv coming in again.
02:17:57
Yeah. Body zero movement to the kid's body.
02:17:59
It's like a still game the entire time.
02:18:01
No, he turns right when he goes to his leg.
02:18:03
He's like, yeah, we're gets there.
02:18:05
But until that point, they can comes out of nowhere and just swats it.
02:18:09
Kids, if you're ever in this position, shit your pants.
02:18:12
That's the only thing I could think of to do.
02:18:14
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:18:15
Oh my God, he's touching me. Because especially right now, you know, fucked up.
02:18:18
That would be this guy
02:18:19
got on camera and Mike Michael Jordan sitting here squeezing the kids ass.
02:18:22
No no no no, I would say he was done because it's Michael Jordan.
02:18:26
But you said he knows them.
02:18:28
And that's was the story that I read.
02:18:30
I don't know,
02:18:32
does your leg itch?
02:18:33
I don't, but right there the leg he's like he's like dude, why aren't you touching?
02:18:38
Maybe the kid likes it.
02:18:39
He's like, go back to my ass.
02:18:42
It makes me feel like I'm tickled on the inside.
02:18:46
No. Well, thank you.
02:18:51
One thing that really pisses me off
02:18:53
I feel nauseous with Michael Jordan pinching that kid's ass.
02:18:58
I said that so it was from the Daytona 500? No.
02:19:00
It's one. It's acceptable.
02:19:02
It's not.
02:19:03
It may be acceptable to you, but you have weird standards
02:19:05
because you usually have such a high standard.
02:19:07
And you're letting me down right now.
02:19:08
It's not that I'm.
02:19:09
I'm mad. I'm just disappointed.
02:19:11
Disappointed? Yeah.
02:19:13
Oh, no.
02:19:13
No, I was also wrong.
02:19:16
Not wrong.
02:19:18
You might not be right.
02:19:19
I'm definitely not demonstrably wrong.
02:19:24
You call me a monster now.
02:19:25
First you call me a fucking dingbat.
02:19:26
Now you're calling me a monster.
02:19:28
Yeah.
02:19:28
Jesus, you're bleeding badly.
02:19:33
Being badly nauseated, turd.
02:19:39
Nauseated.
02:19:42
Eating better. Here we go.
02:19:43
So you're conceding that it should be.
02:19:45
You should say I feel nauseated.
02:19:49
That's one. What?
02:19:50
One thing that you can say.
02:19:52
That is a phrase you can
02:19:54
pronounce?
02:19:55
Yes.
02:19:57
We may need to go back to that video.
02:19:58
If you still haven't pulled up.
02:20:01
All right.
02:20:02
So sure thing.
02:20:04
This is why am I.
02:20:05
So that boat that kid is Bo Reddick, which is a six year old son of,
02:20:08
one of the race drivers.
02:20:10
I think he may have been the guy who won.
02:20:11
I know Tyler Reddick.
02:20:13
The incident, cameras captured.
02:20:16
So the incident this has cameras captured.
02:20:19
Jordan making repeated pinching motions at the lower
02:20:22
back of a boy's shirt and briefly brushing the back of his leg.
02:20:26
The contacts, the defense supporters and team representatives clarify
02:20:30
that the child was drenched in saliva, celebratory champagne, water and ice.
02:20:35
They explained that Jordan was simply trying to dislodge ice chunks
02:20:38
that had fallen down the boy's shirt, and were clinging to his back and legs.
02:20:43
Does it look like he's doing this?
02:20:45
No. It occurred.
02:20:47
Oh, that's not that's not the impression I got reacting kids
02:20:51
not even reacting, going like, oh, it's cold.
02:20:54
Like he's just, like, stinging.
02:20:55
Still, it doesn't make it any righter, but at least it gives me some understanding.
02:21:01
Yeah, I said writer, because we don't care about fucking grammar anymore.
02:21:06
It couldn't be wronger.
02:21:08
I'm a little salty. Did you say wronger?
02:21:11
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
02:21:12
Oh, I know, I know
02:21:16
now, he said writer.
02:21:17
So I said wronger because as above, so below
02:21:20
it looks like he's raping weekend update.
02:21:23
Okay, you're saying he doesn't care?
02:21:26
Okay. So,
02:21:31
that's not funny.
02:21:31
I feel empathy for that, I feel bad, that means you have to stay very smooth.
02:21:37
What's the topic? That was God saying don't.
02:21:39
It's day that was predetermined.
02:21:44
What is the topic?
02:21:46
You guys have a choice if you want it. You guys.
02:21:48
You guys want to do the show all by yourself next week or not have a show?
02:21:53
Why? What's happening next week?
02:21:55
I might not be available.
02:21:57
I'll do my best, but I.
02:21:58
I just might not be available. We go a new segment. We do our best stuff.
02:22:01
You guys already ruined it.
02:22:02
We're going to say, where in the world is Brady?
02:22:04
But you ruined it. We do our best every week.
02:22:06
I didn't ruin it.
02:22:07
I never said anything. You're right. What do you say, you guys?
02:22:09
I'm wrong, I apologize. See how easy it was? I made a mistake.
02:22:12
I threw draw to the bus when I met Gary.
02:22:14
And I apologized because I was wrong.
02:22:16
So are there ice chunks here?
02:22:19
Do you?
02:22:19
Yeah. Do you have more video? That's. We need to see more video.
02:22:22
No, this is the this is the video.
02:22:23
I mean, this is as close as you can get this filming,
02:22:27
but we need some context of this.
02:22:29
Nine seconds like,
02:22:33
I don't see any light.
02:22:34
His shirt is obviously soaking wet. So that.
02:22:36
So that explains the shirt.
02:22:37
He tries to pull the shirt away. Fine.
02:22:39
Yeah. So he's like turned on by the wet t shirt.
02:22:41
That kid is this with this who allegedly.
02:22:45
What some are saying.
02:22:47
So I heard.
02:22:51
I heard a few podcasts.
02:22:53
I've heard a particular podcast just now mentioned that this may be
02:22:57
Michael Jordan getting off over the kid in a wet t shirt.
02:23:01
Allegedly.
02:23:04
Some I, I don't see any ice.
02:23:08
And he's pushing it.
02:23:09
He's pushing it up.
02:23:13
Like wipe it off his leg.
02:23:17
No, that. No.
02:23:20
And if he's like saying no, look, you got covered with ice
02:23:23
and he's just not thinking, all right, I guess it's still inappropriate.
02:23:26
Yeah, I don't know.
02:23:27
I, like, oh, there's a kilometer interact with it.
02:23:30
I don't know, I don't I try not to.
02:23:34
I don't know,
02:23:35
I went over to my buddy's house one time, and you say you try not to,
02:23:38
but you sure do.
02:23:40
I went over my buddy's house one time, and he's got, like, a step thing now.
02:23:42
And so, like, my girlfriend, I went over there,
02:23:45
the first time we went over there and, like, the first time we met, the, like,
02:23:48
the step thing, and he's like, he's like, partially autistic of some sorts.
02:23:53
And, we're all, like, squiggly for some reason,
02:23:56
took, took a liking to me and just was it.
02:23:57
So I was just interacting with it to be nice to him, obviously.
02:24:00
But he wanted, like, he's like, oh, I want to show you my bedroom.
02:24:03
And I'm just like, ooh, yeah, I don't think we're supposed to do that,
02:24:06
you know what I mean?
02:24:07
I know, no, I don't want to be in that position.
02:24:10
I don't want to, like, you're smart enough to not put yourself in a position. Yep.
02:24:13
Yeah. I'm not going to do anything, but I just don't want those optics.
02:24:16
You know? It just seems awkward, right? Isn't that fucking creepy?
02:24:18
Completely innocent, still completely inappropriate.
02:24:23
You can have two things
02:24:26
I can like you one.
02:24:30
Yesterday, I decided to clean out my refrigerator for the first time in a year.
02:24:34
The rotting food in the bottom drawer gave off a disgusting
02:24:38
smell that nauseated me, and it made me nauseous.
02:24:42
It was a story.
02:24:43
Noxious and nauseated are both related to nausea,
02:24:46
the state of being physically ill and on the verge of vomiting.
02:24:51
But why do we have three different words to describe the same thing?
02:24:54
Because English is stupid, not identical, and can't be used interchangeably.
02:24:58
Oh wait. What?
02:25:00
I'm sorry.
02:25:00
Let me play that part again. Identical.
02:25:02
I like how this is your Oxford,
02:25:05
that is.
02:25:05
They're different. I'll die on this hill.
02:25:08
Because you know what?
02:25:09
I actually find solace and comfort in the fact that
02:25:13
Gary and I often agree on things that are wrong with the entire world,
02:25:16
but the entire world does it wrongly.
02:25:20
But now my whole world is shattered.
02:25:22
I don't know what is up. What is down? What is Gary?
02:25:24
What is Gary?
02:25:26
I don't know what's happening, but I need to get to the bottom of it
02:25:29
and he will come around with nausea is what I will come.
02:25:33
State of being ill, I will come.
02:25:35
And the two words we're concerned
02:25:36
about nauseous and nauseated are also different parts of speech.
02:25:41
Nauseated is a verb or action word
02:25:43
that refers to the actual act of making interesting.
02:25:46
Wait, so, Usha, I'm a teacher.
02:25:49
I'm a student. No, I just wanted to pause the video.
02:25:52
I'm going to say I'm a student.
02:25:53
What? I have to create an account? No.
02:25:55
What did I do?
02:25:57
What's it? Study.com.
02:25:59
Weird. Fuck. All right.
02:26:02
I pause the video. Now. I'm done with it. No,
02:26:05
I'll have to.
02:26:06
Gary, you win this round, but I will find something.
02:26:09
Oh, I found one. Yeah,
02:26:12
we'll take care of this.
02:26:13
And then we'll go over to the Brady and Draw show.
02:26:14
Unless you want to watch, or do Weekend Update on Fledge Ranch.
02:26:17
Quick think is something that we do.
02:26:19
We can update and then into something that makes you feel nauseated.
02:26:23
Okay. First off what is it?
02:26:26
Tell us. No we don't.
02:26:28
And secondly, what exactly is that gross in these two words?
02:26:32
Lucky for us, the difference isn't too extreme.
02:26:34
No, it's not so different. And nauseated.
02:26:37
Both come from the word nausea, which has roots in the Greek word nous,
02:26:41
meaning ship.
02:26:43
This means that both of these words can be used to describe
02:26:46
a feeling of sickness, but oftentimes from a ship.
02:26:50
So saying I am nauseated by this rotten apple
02:26:53
or this rotten apple has made me nauseous are both correct?
02:26:57
Oh, I'm done with you.
02:26:58
However nauseous has something a little extra.
02:27:01
It can also be used to describe something that causes sickness,
02:27:05
as in this rotten apple is nauseous.
02:27:09
Why would you ever see?
02:27:11
I think this is like ain't like ain't is now
02:27:14
acceptable but doesn't make it right I don't yeah,
02:27:17
even with this slight distinction when it comes down to it.
02:27:21
Is that a real word. Yeah, yeah.
02:27:23
Do you know what I thought?
02:27:24
I thought yeah, I was like, what the fuck is this?
02:27:26
I kept seeing it and reading it or whatever the fuck, and I'm like,
02:27:29
I looked it up and it's like, I guess I'm the idiot.
02:27:31
I didn't know it was the word learned.
02:27:33
And what's the other one that has a T that people say the similar drunk
02:27:37
spelt, spelt, spelt?
02:27:39
I don't think this is a word though.
02:27:41
Maybe. Maybe I'm making that one. I know that one.
02:27:43
Some people say about the elephant and goddamn it.
02:27:47
Well, this video seems to be in
02:27:49
Gary's favor saying they both work, but I disagree.
02:27:51
Nausea. Both words work and anyone and I.
02:27:55
If somebody said I feel nauseous, instead I feel nauseated.
02:27:58
I wouldn't go, what the fuck do they mean?
02:28:00
Who has objections to the interchangeable usages?
02:28:03
We'll just have to come to terms with the nauseated.
02:28:07
Yeah. Just saying.
02:28:08
Rolling C makes me nauseous.
02:28:14
All right then, I guess.
02:28:15
Yeah, I guess that hill.
02:28:18
I don't give a fuck.
02:28:21
He does.
02:28:23
He's very happy, right?
02:28:24
Yeah. Everyone does.
02:28:27
Okay.
02:28:30
Well, okay then
02:28:32
I'm going to play it.
02:28:35
Maybe you should.
02:28:41
Weekend update with Norm MacDonald.
02:28:45
I'm not MacDonald.
02:28:46
And this is the fake news.
02:28:47
The only news where the facts are made up.
02:28:49
But the anchor still read them wrong.
02:28:51
The 2026 Daytona 500 was last Monday.
02:28:55
And Tyler, when it comes to the line.
02:28:57
Wow, a shower of sparks behind him.
02:29:00
Unbelievable. Unreal.
02:29:02
And nobody gave a shit
02:29:05
that it's all right.
02:29:06
It's not even a redneck joke.
02:29:07
The sport, as they call it, sucks ass.
02:29:10
Rather watch pickleball,
02:29:13
I hate it.
02:29:14
I'd rather watch that Olympic breakdancer Reagan flop
02:29:17
around on the floor. Who?
02:29:21
Speaking of Olympics, was trying to represent it Sunday.
02:29:23
And just like NASCAR, nobody gives a shit.
02:29:25
That is, until that dog ran out during that women's skiing event.
02:29:28
Check this out.
02:29:30
Oh, look at that cute doggy.
02:29:31
Just a happy dog.
02:29:33
The crowd clearly enjoying this and truly smells blood.
02:29:37
Gross.
02:29:38
After the killing of cartel boss Al Macho, violence splashed across
02:29:42
go and several U.S.
02:29:43
airlines suspended flights out of Puerto Vallarta,
02:29:45
one of the country's most popular resort cities.
02:29:48
Cartel members burning down buildings and setting cars on fire.
02:29:52
The unrest unfolding after the Mexican government said
02:29:54
it killed the leader of one of the most powerful drug cartels.
02:29:58
And you people want to keep the border open.
02:30:02
You idiots really wanted to keep that border open
02:30:05
under bad Bunny is going to perform there any time soon
02:30:09
with sirens blaring igual at a horror international airport,
02:30:12
some panic travelers trying to hide while others fled on foot.
02:30:16
I wonder if Billie Eilish is going to vacation around there any time soon.
02:30:20
I hear there's some newly open native lands you could buy there.
02:30:24
Just saying.
02:30:26
In popular shooting news, three people were killed at a high school
02:30:29
hockey game in Pawtucket, Rhode Island.
02:30:31
And now this isn't a family Guy joke.
02:30:32
It's actually the opposite.
02:30:34
Before taking his own life, the gunman murdered his ex-wife and son,
02:30:37
who were in the audience.
02:30:41
You think the son would have been the one who murdered the vile woman?
02:30:44
Yes, yes, the vile woman.
02:30:45
She simply must be stopped now.
02:30:47
In fact, the time machine and my cursed teddy bear.
02:30:50
So that is all part of, like I said during the investigation.
02:30:53
But I can tell you that a good Samaritan didn't step in.
02:30:55
I can identify that there was one lone suspect that this was a targeted event.
02:31:00
It looked like it was a family dispute. Hey, it's me, Peter.
02:31:03
You know, just a regular guy
02:31:04
from Quahog, Rhode Island, taking the kids down to the stop and shop.
02:31:07
Maybe grab a couple of Pawtucket beers,
02:31:10
Not like cracking one open with my buddy Pawtucket Pat.
02:31:12
He's got the hat and everything.
02:31:14
Freaking sweet.
02:31:16
I remember hearing, like, the first shots
02:31:18
go off and, like, everybody wasn't sure if they were actual shots.
02:31:22
We all thought it was like a door opening. Opening.
02:31:25
It must be the CTE from playing hockey, because what the hell kind of doors
02:31:28
do they have in Rhode Island?
02:31:29
Homecoming, really?
02:31:31
I mean, I've heard of a door slamming.
02:31:32
It sounded like gunshots before, but a door opening.
02:31:37
Maybe Gary can take some pointers from the husband, their former husband.
02:31:40
Just saying.
02:31:42
All right, that's the news, folks, for Weekend Update, I'm Norm MacDonald.
02:31:45
Good night.
02:31:45
And keep the door shut.
02:31:52
And we'll play like,
02:31:54
some shows in the pre-roll hoops.
02:31:58
We try that again.
02:32:00
Jesus.
02:32:04
It's the Brady
02:32:06
and Josh Brady and ordinary as above.
02:32:09
And so be Luke because he's so close.
02:32:12
Brady and for sure we're doing it our way.
02:32:17
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady
02:32:20
and John show it's Brady and Drury.
02:32:23
It's their show now Brady draw.
02:32:35
I didn't even hear about the hockey shooting.
02:32:38
It's pretty cowardly.
02:32:40
Irritating. It was weird.
02:32:41
So there was it's a it's a well you know don't I have the link about it.
02:32:45
Yeah. There's a link there.
02:32:48
Should I play that one more
02:32:49
to that story than Norm wanted to dive in.
02:32:54
That would be clip number three.
02:32:55
Had a hard opinion on the border, but he didn't
02:32:57
have a hard opinion on this issue.
02:32:59
Think you?
02:33:00
I think he wanted to leave it for the experts,
02:33:04
really dissect it.
02:33:05
You know, Norm likes to just try to get in and get out.
02:33:13
Tonight, Rhode Island officials praising Good Samaritan
02:33:15
who stepped in during a deadly shooting at a high school hockey game.
02:33:20
The courage undoubtedly prevented
02:33:22
further loss and injury, and we thank them for that.
02:33:24
I'm not, say, 56 year old Robert Dorgan, who also went by Roberta, shot and killed.
02:33:30
Oh, and son Aiden in the stands
02:33:33
before pulling out a second gun and dying by suicide.
02:33:37
One of the suspect's daughters, Amanda, while he was mentally ill.
02:33:40
The whole time, they're like, oh, they saved him from shoot anybody else.
02:33:43
I don't think his plan was to shoot anybody else or her.
02:33:46
Whatever it is.
02:33:50
He's, you know, he's struggled with.
02:33:54
Dude, I'm tripping out.
02:33:55
That looks just like Sammy Hagar.
02:34:00
Wow. Tell me, dude, his fate.
02:34:03
I'm not looking at the dress or the booze, but his hair, his fucking sunglasses.
02:34:06
A smile on his face.
02:34:07
That's Sammy Hagar wears the side by side.
02:34:11
Of course I'll be wrong, but.
02:34:15
I should play it while I'm googling.
02:34:17
Oh. Oh, he looks totally different now.
02:34:19
No, it looks like it looks like young Sammy Hagar.
02:34:22
But when somebody doesn't want to get help, pull it up.
02:34:26
So, yeah, I don't know how to do so.
02:34:28
Yeah, if you pull it up and just pull up too.
02:34:30
Yeah, I'll just throw them both.
02:34:31
No, I'll do it. I'll set it up I gotcha. Yeah, motherfucker.
02:34:36
Yeah,
02:34:38
but where are you, though?
02:34:41
Where'd it go?
02:34:42
I don't know.
02:34:44
Oh, you're the wrong color. Hold on.
02:34:45
I just got to switch the color.
02:34:47
I just you're supposed to be this one.
02:34:48
See what would happen.
02:34:51
Oh, my lord.
02:34:53
But now where's my color?
02:34:54
Oh, see my color change, too.
02:34:55
We'll get it. We'll get it. Well, we fucked the live.
02:34:58
Yeah, yeah, because it lit. Just wait a second.
02:35:00
There you go. Oh.
02:35:01
Oh, there it is. Okay, now where's me?
02:35:04
You're right above it.
02:35:05
Oh you. Yeah.
02:35:06
Because you change the key every time you leave. It changes color.
02:35:08
I'll get you back. Hold on. Sorry. Who gives a shit?
02:35:11
I give a shit. I can see them both side by side.
02:35:13
I spent lots of time to make this all work.
02:35:16
But when the colors change. Steve, Steve.
02:35:18
When somebody leaves, all the colors change.
02:35:21
We need the slots locked, slots locked?
02:35:25
Yeah I'm right.
02:35:26
Dude, that's Sammy Hagar.
02:35:28
That's all I was trying to say.
02:35:30
Sammy Hagar, did Sammy Hagar commit suicide?
02:35:34
Did we ever bought,
02:35:43
This just in.
02:35:44
Sammy Hagar has tragically passed away in a murder
02:35:48
suicide.
02:35:51
Is this.
02:35:53
They won't.
02:35:54
Court documents show Rhonda
02:35:55
Dorgan filed for divorce from Robert in 2020, citing your.
02:35:59
Well, you got a better pictures?
02:36:00
Yeah, there's no. Sorry.
02:36:03
And did it.
02:36:05
Goddamn, you definitely did undo it.
02:36:07
I, when somebody doesn't, I don't get it. Oh.
02:36:09
They won't. Oh, sweet.
02:36:11
Rhonda Dorgan filed for divorce. It automatically did it.
02:36:14
I didn't have to do anything.
02:36:15
Gender reassignment surgery to affiliate.
02:36:18
That's even better, Steve. Thank you. Steve.
02:36:21
Oh, now you took down. I'm confused. All right?
02:36:23
When somebody doesn't want to get help, they want.
02:36:26
I like the way that she subtly used the,
02:36:30
mental thing to get into it.
02:36:34
Like, happy she is right there.
02:36:35
What are you talking about?
02:36:38
Mental health, my ass. Look at her.
02:36:39
I see mental health. Is she.
02:36:41
Look at those numbers for those nipples.
02:36:43
When somebody doesn't want a nipple.
02:36:47
Yeah, they're not real.
02:36:49
They're nipple implants. Problems. Yeah, yeah.
02:36:51
You're right. She.
02:36:53
She sewed frozen peas into her address.
02:36:55
Oh my lord. Yeah, because men's nipples aren't like that.
02:36:57
So what do you.
02:37:00
My nipples a little smaller there.
02:37:01
Poke there. I mean, they could see it's like such a larger nipple.
02:37:04
It's a milky nipple.
02:37:05
That's not like a.
02:37:08
I don't think that's a milking nipple.
02:37:10
That's not how it works. That's a fucking plastic. Rubber.
02:37:12
You're not getting any milk out of that.
02:37:14
Yeah, but I knew what you meant.
02:37:15
Yeah, it's like an Asian nipples.
02:37:17
What you meant to say
02:37:19
was fucking 2 to 3 inch long nipples that you can tie in a knot.
02:37:22
Yeah,
02:37:24
you know the ones
02:37:24
I mean, it's like you get fucking
02:37:28
put air like you put air in it.
02:37:30
Yeah.
02:37:30
It looks like two cat toys, a little springs with fuzzy things on them.
02:37:33
Let me know.
02:37:35
Rhonda plans for divorce from Robert in 2020, citing gender reassignment.
02:37:40
You can't suck on your nipples later. I'm going to choke. Surgery.
02:37:42
Narcissistic and personality disorder traits
02:37:45
which was crossed out and replaced with irreconcilable differences.
02:37:49
Oh come on dude, science, medicine.
02:37:51
You got to stop this shit.
02:37:53
I'm perfectly fine for allowing people to live in peace how they want,
02:37:57
but we cannot identify things that are not reality
02:38:01
and continue to say that they're normal.
02:38:05
It is not right to not acknowledge reality
02:38:09
is ours after witnessing her loved ones get shot.
02:38:13
And I'm not.
02:38:14
I don't want to jump on this bandwagon, this conservative push
02:38:16
to think that all shooters are trans now.
02:38:18
But the majority seem to be.
02:38:21
Amanda writing on GoFundMe.
02:38:23
Oh, there was one recently that was on
02:38:25
and sorry, but there were five before that that were
02:38:29
they were like, finally there's one.
02:38:32
But no, they won't say that.
02:38:33
They'll just say it was another middle aged white man.
02:38:39
Forever changed,
02:38:40
adding her younger siblings, including one playing in yesterday's game.
02:38:44
He didn't even have the fucking balls to kill all the kids.
02:38:46
So now that there's kids that have to live with this,
02:38:50
are now facing the future without their parents
02:38:53
losing all their older brother, then wait, he should have to collect it.
02:38:57
I'm kidding.
02:38:58
You should never kill anyone.
02:38:59
Obviously I just about killing and I thought it was balloons at first.
02:39:02
While people in the wait wait wait wait, right.
02:39:05
These kids are retarded.
02:39:07
No no no no no no, wait for opening this thing.
02:39:10
Because we live in a world where we have to mentally disconnect from reality.
02:39:15
Well, starting with trans, now it's gunshot.
02:39:17
Oh, they couldn't please like, oh, somebody must be popping balloons.
02:39:21
Like what. Okay.
02:39:22
Yeah I think it's a self-defense mechanism
02:39:23
because they cannot
02:39:24
come to the realization that they're in a trauma event right now.
02:39:27
They're old enough,
02:39:29
but they shouldn't come with fucking Michael Jordan.
02:39:33
You show their support placing hockey sticks on doorsteps.
02:39:37
Oh, we have a we have a comment.
02:39:40
Oh, flag says Brady,
02:39:42
were you thinking of noxious because I was saying nauseous.
02:39:45
There may have been. That may have been the cause.
02:39:47
No, no, you said nauseous when you should have said nauseated.
02:39:52
But thank you for the comment.
02:39:54
Noxious,
02:39:57
noxious fumes.
02:40:00
Right.
02:40:01
I don't think you can be so.
02:40:02
So are you saying that you felt noxious
02:40:05
because
02:40:06
that's exactly the same adjective or noun?
02:40:09
You know, nauseous is closer to noxious than it is to nauseated?
02:40:14
Okay, thanks.
02:40:16
Go outside the arena.
02:40:18
Do I question myself, not think there was a confrontation? Right.
02:40:20
I just hope after seeing that other video that I'm not getting it mixed up.
02:40:23
So maybe you said the right one.
02:40:25
I have to confirm before I go any farther.
02:40:27
I'm not dying on that hill.
02:40:28
I was wrong and I wasn't wrong about the whole idea.
02:40:30
I was just wrong about digging in until I was 100% sure.
02:40:35
This coming up here I love like I love news.
02:40:37
I love the supposedly local news type stuff.
02:40:41
I didn't get the I don't watch family Guy,
02:40:43
so I didn't get the family Guy Pawtucket reference.
02:40:46
They just use that as that because it's from Rhode Island
02:40:50
and it's there the other beer and that's yeah, you have to know before
02:40:53
the shooting that also critically injured three people identified as the ex-wife's
02:40:57
parents and a family friend, Tom, before Emily reported it.
02:41:01
Back it up before Emily reported Emily, I kid.
02:41:07
That's her name.
02:41:07
You see,
02:41:09
there was a confrontation right before the shooting that also a day
02:41:12
after the shooting. Oh, no. What do you do?
02:41:13
I was on the ice and I thought it was. If I go back too far.
02:41:16
Well, people in the community, the balloons.
02:41:18
Yeah. You could just go to work signing up for steps.
02:41:20
And outside the arena, it's police.
02:41:23
There's new application right before the shooting that also critically injured
02:41:26
three people, identified as the ex-wife's parents and a family friend.
02:41:31
Wait. They didn't die.
02:41:32
You did it again.
02:41:33
God damn it, Tom.
02:41:37
All right, I deserve it.
02:41:40
I think I want to know that this is going to be very controversial.
02:41:43
This is my last one.
02:41:45
It's almost done. She sighs. I'm going back.
02:41:48
I'm going back to balloon again.
02:41:50
I think all she said was Tom.
02:41:55
Shooting dogs.
02:41:56
It was going to be three people identified as the ex-wife's
02:41:59
parents and a family friend, Tom.
02:42:06
We thank you for what was it?
02:42:08
The pause, I think I missed it. Yeah, I love awkward.
02:42:11
I love the awkward long pauses when they don't cut
02:42:13
and she doesn't know what to do, so she just stands there.
02:42:15
Come on. Now.
02:42:16
I'm, since I got good news.
02:42:18
Do not all this anticipation right before the shooting
02:42:21
that also critically injured three people identified.
02:42:24
I confused, critically injured.
02:42:27
They didn't die. They were like, I think it the bullet.
02:42:29
There may have been a shot or two that missed and that grazed other people.
02:42:34
Or maybe it was like bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
02:42:36
Lots of they were sitting in the audience in the bleachers.
02:42:39
They were sitting. If you actually look at some of the
02:42:41
no, I don't want to judge like, no, you don't really get anything
02:42:44
that looks great.
02:42:46
So it's hard to even tell exactly.
02:42:48
But you can see him like, okay, he's got something in his hand.
02:42:51
The people are like, but it's like, to be clear profile.
02:42:55
It's that same camera type angle.
02:42:57
They just zoom in, zoom in on it.
02:42:59
That he died.
02:43:00
The wife died, and the son died. They died.
02:43:02
These are other people that inadvertently got critically injured.
02:43:05
Also by graze. What a prick.
02:43:07
Dude.
02:43:08
Grazing. Well, it's a bad aim.
02:43:10
I think you thought that far.
02:43:11
There was three of them.
02:43:12
We should have heard bang bang bang.
02:43:18
So inefficient.
02:43:20
Right?
02:43:21
You could have came up right behind them.
02:43:23
Just like
02:43:25
right now.
02:43:25
Why did you have to do it? There?
02:43:28
Oh, yeah. So one of the one of the kids was on the ice.
02:43:30
Everybody. He had to come up from behind him. You're saying
02:43:33
one of the kids the like this kids
02:43:35
that he should have came up from behind him, snuck up behind him at that moment.
02:43:39
Is that what Michael Jordan calls this, playing hockey?
02:43:42
And he's like, he sees he's on the ice and he sees
02:43:44
looks up at the bleachers and he's like, oh no, my trans dad is coming in.
02:43:47
And then all of a sudden pop pop pop.
02:43:49
He's like balloons.
02:43:51
Oh, did somebody open the door?
02:43:53
So the son there, they had a
02:43:55
he had a son playing basketball and a son in the audience.
02:43:58
Basketball.
02:43:59
Hockey I mean hockey, whatever sport it's all they're all just whatever.
02:44:02
Yeah. Different sized ball. Yeah.
02:44:05
Allegedly.
02:44:07
Yeah. I'm not.
02:44:07
That's not very satisfying.
02:44:10
Why is it not satisfying?
02:44:12
You're supposed to be satisfied right.
02:44:15
Well then play the dog one.
02:44:19
No I mean we saw most of it in the in the Weekend Update thing.
02:44:22
But I mean everyone loves a good dog.
02:44:25
I don't see a dog once.
02:44:27
It's like oh play after we see bad labeling
02:44:31
play after all.
02:44:32
Like posting I know I fixed it, I just didn't fix it.
02:44:35
Right.
02:44:36
It's my fault.
02:44:37
Up one of the posting I need to post the
02:44:40
it mixes them up if you do it all in one.
02:44:43
Well just put the title before
02:44:45
and in the first one it doesn't matter to.
02:44:48
So because you share link instead of posting it, I got it.
02:44:51
Do you have an apple.
02:44:53
Why do you have to do it separate.
02:44:55
Why can't you title your link. You can on Android.
02:44:59
Seems weird.
02:45:01
I can just yeah.
02:45:02
For some reason it puts them the other way around on your fucking thing.
02:45:04
And you want your, your description then video.
02:45:07
I'm trying to change the logic.
02:45:09
Otherwise it doesn't fucking matter.
02:45:10
It would just come across. You're right.
02:45:13
My fault.
02:45:13
Sometimes the words show. At first, I don't know, I fixed it.
02:45:16
It shouldn't.
02:45:18
So. So I'm going to say that is domesticated and wants to join some mode.
02:45:23
I did I don't know the line
02:45:26
we have the Olympics and like you guys saying them
02:45:29
I love a good dog racing to the line there.
02:45:32
The dog literally enjoying this
02:45:35
I think know the biggest cheer of this.
02:45:37
So I did get a little worried that it was a wolf, but I do see a tag, right?
02:45:42
I forget what kind of dog it is, but yeah, right.
02:45:45
Like who's who's the asshole owner?
02:45:47
And like, I don't know if like,
02:45:48
are the skiers or like, do they have earpieces
02:45:50
where they're radioed ahead like, hey, there's this dog.
02:45:52
Just don't don't worry about it.
02:45:53
It's domestic.
02:45:55
Just don't pay attention to it. You're good.
02:45:58
Well, let's be clear.
02:45:58
Running through the snow with skis uphill is the stupidest idea.
02:46:02
Anyways.
02:46:03
Like, I could take off my skis and probably run faster than these fuckers.
02:46:06
I think this is the one where they're shooting as well.
02:46:09
I don't, I'm not sure. Oh, right. Right.
02:46:11
For this part of the leg,
02:46:12
they may have ditched their guns because they don't need them
02:46:14
for the end part, but I just put the two stories together.
02:46:18
Dude, in 2028, maybe we can get the trans people to join the shooting team,
02:46:24
and then they'll
02:46:24
stop killing people with the biggest cheer of the day is no.
02:46:28
There is so far, but they.
02:46:31
Yeah, but they maybe.
02:46:32
No, that would have been better then.
02:46:33
Yeah, he would have only taken two out instead of grazed all those other people.
02:46:36
You're right, you're right.
02:46:38
But he could have shot the dog.
02:46:41
Is this the highlight reel?
02:46:44
He's looking right at the camera.
02:46:45
He's like, look, dude, I'm on fucking national TV.
02:46:47
International TV.
02:46:50
It's a big dog.
02:46:51
Is it part of the dog sled team?
02:46:53
Maybe, I don't know, it is the stories
02:46:57
that I read, it kind of made it sound like, oh, wait.
02:47:00
Yeah, sorry. The camera's moving.
02:47:03
Somebody at a neighboring, like, thing dog.
02:47:08
I don't know if it was a household or if it was like a neighboring business
02:47:12
or something, but apparently this dog is known, so no one was really like,
02:47:17
alarmed by it.
02:47:19
But I'm sure I've acknowledged. And you hadn't been there.
02:47:21
You might not know that, you know.
02:47:23
So I guess that's why they he kept saying it's the most accurate.
02:47:26
It's domesticated.
02:47:27
It's like, don't run for your lives.
02:47:28
It's not going to eat the skiers.
02:47:30
It's one of those fucking bell
02:47:32
or what do they what did they just bring back from the past?
02:47:35
Dire. Well, it's a dire wolf.
02:47:36
Yeah, the dire wolf.
02:47:38
So I know a little bit about rules
02:47:40
and refereeing because I was one for a long time.
02:47:43
If a dog comes on a soccer pitch while we're playing the worst referee.
02:47:47
Oh, I resent that. Dude.
02:47:49
I was the best referee.
02:47:51
You're probably too strict.
02:47:53
Not at all.
02:47:53
In fact,
02:47:54
I let some of the games go so much that they said, not only are you
02:47:56
the worst referee in the world, but you're the worst human being.
02:47:59
Dude, that that's like strict enough.
02:48:01
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:48:02
Well, because we're told to let them play.
02:48:04
We're not supposed to interrupt the game unless they're
02:48:06
actually interfering with strategy or anywhere from 6 to 18.
02:48:10
Okay, okay.
02:48:11
Well, if it's if it's closer to six than that,
02:48:13
who gives a shit if it's closer to 18 than me?
02:48:15
Yeah. Maybe you want to.
02:48:16
Even when they're 18 though, you're not supposed to.
02:48:18
The referees aren't supposed to take over the game.
02:48:20
You're supposed to control the game and manage it.
02:48:21
So if they're playing at the same,
02:48:23
you know, physical levels, you let them play
02:48:25
until somebody gets an advantage and then you stop it.
02:48:28
They didn't like me doing that.
02:48:29
But if a dog comes on the field, he becomes part of that field.
02:48:34
So, you know,
02:48:36
if somebody takes a shot in the biggest game in the world
02:48:38
and a dog runs onto the field
02:48:39
and the ball hits the dog and bounces off and doesn't count, tough shit.
02:48:43
Sorry.
02:48:45
We'll get the dog off the field and continue play.
02:48:47
But you don't get the goal
02:48:48
just because it would have went in if the dog wasn't there.
02:48:51
Same with the referee.
02:48:52
We are actually like the grass. We're just like a big, huge tall blade of grass.
02:48:55
If we if we get hit in the goal, the goal doesn't go in.
02:48:57
Although they change that rule recently
02:48:58
where you do get a free kick from the point.
02:49:02
What if there was like a marathon and like you had a good
02:49:04
like 5000 foot,
02:49:07
so 100, 100, 100ft advantage of that, your competition
02:49:11
and some kid's ball rolls out at right before the finish line.
02:49:15
Why do you got to go to kid's balls right away?
02:49:16
Dude, you might fall and.
02:49:21
You would think that the competitors behind would stop.
02:49:23
And if they saw what happened, they would maybe stop.
02:49:26
And then, like a yellow flag in NASCAR racing or whatever
02:49:29
that's called, when you cannot you cannot take advantage.
02:49:31
You cannot change lead. You got to stuff and jog in place.
02:49:34
Yeah. You got to just stop.
02:49:35
And we got to clear the obstruction and then we're going to blow the whistle.
02:49:37
You're going to start exactly in the position you were at.
02:49:40
Right.
02:49:41
All right.
02:49:41
Where's the where's the pace runner.
02:49:48
Hold on.
02:49:48
We got more comments.
02:49:50
Yeah. It's a welcome to.
02:49:51
It's mine.
02:49:51
Rumble! Bob.
02:49:52
Bama. John.
02:49:53
Oh, Alabama. John I didn't see that one.
02:49:56
He says this all Alabama GM says he wants to talk to you.
02:50:01
He can come over here.
02:50:02
Why don't we take our show and come over there.
02:50:04
Yeah.
02:50:06
Plus you try that every week.
02:50:08
People want to talk to Alabama John.
02:50:11
That's all.
02:50:11
That's a do you, do you have a script for that, a macro?
02:50:16
You just push a button and it automatically prints
02:50:18
that tape and typed that out.
02:50:20
No purple b t w purple, by the way.
02:50:24
They can't purp.
02:50:25
I think they can't purp on the show.
02:50:27
I copy, watch it, copy paste.
02:50:30
I don't watch it because it's good.
02:50:31
I watch it because it's the only thing on at six in the morning.
02:50:33
He'll he'll start when we leave and he'll go to like 6 or 9 in the morning.
02:50:36
Control. So you control V doing what.
02:50:39
Getting hammered drunk off of fucking twisted tees
02:50:42
and collecting money off of people.
02:50:44
And, well, sometimes he doesn't really collect that much money. No.
02:50:48
You try to give him five bucks so he'll play a song.
02:50:49
But like I have Spotify, so I never understood that.
02:50:52
Right. That's just the charity.
02:50:57
With you.
02:50:57
Get something out of it. Right? I like him, though.
02:50:58
He's really friendly. He's really likable.
02:51:00
Yeah, he's contrary guy, but contrary to this show, where we're,
02:51:03
like, smug and pretentious and fucking argumentative
02:51:07
and very unlikable, I've been told I'm very unlikable
02:51:11
and I'm okay with that.
02:51:14
Totally fine with that, right?
02:51:19
I'm not.
02:51:19
I'm not a never mind.
02:51:21
I'm not going to sit here and like,
02:51:22
you know, play with guns and shit, but you know what?
02:51:25
He's a hunter. I have no problems playing with guns.
02:51:28
My guns are locked up right over there.
02:51:29
Plant guns either. But.
02:51:32
But my animals here, they're like, lock up your guns and your ammo separately.
02:51:35
I'm like, that's not how guns work.
02:51:39
Yeah, I don't want to open two safes.
02:51:42
Somebody bangs into my dorm.
02:51:43
Hang on a second. I forgot where I put my ammo.
02:51:46
I haven't unloaded gunpoint.
02:51:47
My ammo safe. Now.
02:51:51
Though we're going to do a loaded and ready to go just in case.
02:51:55
All right.
02:51:55
We're going to bounce back to one of Gary's links,
02:51:57
and then we're going to go to something else.
02:51:58
This fucker.
02:52:00
Wait.
02:52:01
This looks like the same one we watched last week.
02:52:03
Is it.
02:52:06
I don't know the bag probably,
02:52:10
but I'm going to you running?
02:52:14
This is gross.
02:52:18
No. Why?
02:52:23
It's five.
02:52:23
Oh. It.
02:52:29
Fuck your invention, I expected that. Oh.
02:52:32
You guess?
02:52:32
What do you think? It's real.
02:52:34
I'm not sure it's even real.
02:52:37
Oh, my God, he made a huge one.
02:52:38
So big. That's what she said.
02:52:41
I don't blame. I don't blame no.
02:52:43
That last one, she like fake there opened her mouth.
02:52:45
Yeah. No, no it.
02:52:48
If you had this affliction wouldn't you spend your entire life making sure
02:52:51
nobody, not even especially your husband, ever found out about it?
02:52:55
Obviously, I think this would be funny to a certain point.
02:52:58
And then at a certain point, you'd be so like, you'd be.
02:53:01
She'd be angry. Angry like pissed. Pissed.
02:53:03
She's like mad, but like, you know, it's not like anger.
02:53:08
It's all like, he does this all the time and he won't fucking stop.
02:53:10
And it's like, okay, I get like, and they're getting thousands of views
02:53:14
and people care about views. For some stupid reason.
02:53:17
I like put it on the fan.
02:53:19
It's getting clever.
02:53:22
Or whatever that is.
02:53:24
Oh, that's a spinner wheel.
02:53:25
She's resisting
02:53:28
the hate
02:53:30
for your video.
02:53:32
So if I was her, I would puke all over him.
02:53:35
That's how you get it to stop. Yeah.
02:53:37
And then he pukes and then you puke again, though.
02:53:39
That's the problem.
02:53:40
Yeah, but then he'll remember that next time you're going to puke back and forth.
02:53:44
Just like family Guy. It.
02:53:49
Catch.
02:53:51
Don't you vet your significant other a little bit before he like,
02:53:55
I'm like, dude, if she's so weak, she can get stopped by a sound.
02:53:58
She's not going to be any help to me.
02:54:02
I'm so sorry.
02:54:03
I can't do this one. Hey,
02:54:09
all right, now.
02:54:10
All right.
02:54:14
It's a little girl's.
02:54:18
Now, I'm just going to start going through the links.
02:54:21
Well, this is gross as well.
02:54:22
That's what we do.
02:54:24
I got a follow up.
02:54:25
You bring in, you bring something up.
02:54:27
Yeah, because this follows it up.
02:54:29
All right, you guys, I got eight creature epic from one all on my tab.
02:54:33
Now, whoever goes to long gets what I puke and gets the last guy in the fridge.
02:54:39
Okay, here we go.
02:54:43
As everybody doing good.
02:54:44
Good so far. All right, all right.
02:54:47
Nothing yet.
02:54:47
Oh, well, it's way faster if you guys had any of that pie already.
02:54:51
But that is. Yeah.
02:54:53
That is some tasty stuff.
02:54:54
That's from the bake sale. Lowest.
02:54:56
Yeah.
02:54:58
Oh. One down.
02:54:59
I know somebody who won't be having any, I'm starting to feel funny.
02:55:04
Well, I feel fine.
02:55:05
I guess I'm gonna be, Oh, boy, that means I win, I get, oh,
02:55:13
I, oh, God.
02:55:15
Why did anybody tell me you.
02:55:16
Oh. Oh, my God, my insides are on from there.
02:55:22
No, please.
02:55:23
No more, no more.
02:55:26
Dad! I'm scared.
02:55:28
You gotta get the phone call 9100.
02:55:33
Is my slowest. Get in here.
02:55:35
I can smell it, dude.
02:55:37
I can fucking smell it, right?
02:55:39
I think it's all gone.
02:55:40
I think I'm
02:55:42
I, I don't want I don't want to enter last.
02:55:45
You were just left.
02:55:46
Peter, I need you to hold my ears. 11.
02:55:48
Oh, yeah.
02:55:50
0000. Oh.
02:55:57
Who wants chowder?
02:55:58
Oh, of course it's chowder.
02:56:02
Chowder?
02:56:05
Monster. Yeah.
02:56:06
What happened? That.
02:56:09
Are you holding up? Hey.
02:56:13
Does this have a backstory?
02:56:17
Yeah. No.
02:56:19
What was it?
02:56:20
Play it again.
02:56:22
Wait.
02:56:23
This is the actual 11 year old boy name homicide charges that this allegedly shot
02:56:27
and killed his father for taking his Nintendo Switch console.
02:56:31
Douglas Dietz was found.
02:56:33
I really hope it was a switch to otherwise the kid doesn't.
02:56:37
In the Perry
02:56:38
County, Pennsylvania home, it was an original switch.
02:56:41
It's like a switch do yeah, I killed.
02:56:45
Do you know where he learned this?
02:56:46
Playing the switch to daddy.
02:56:48
Police say the bell could have been a the switch console
02:56:50
was locked in the family's gun safe. Oh.
02:56:54
How ironic.
02:56:55
Wait a minute.
02:56:56
Yeah, that's, that's kind of 5050 now.
02:56:58
It's kind of the dad's fault.
02:57:00
Like, he basically gave the kid the idea, right?
02:57:04
First of all, clearly he had access.
02:57:06
So what was the point? And then he's like, well, I'll get my switch.
02:57:08
Oh, I didn't even think of that. Fuck this motherfucker.
02:57:10
Fucking, got my switch and fuck and hold on a second.
02:57:14
He didn't have his gun and his ammo separately, otherwise
02:57:17
he couldn't defend himself.
02:57:19
No, but if the
02:57:20
kid would have to know
02:57:21
the combination to the ammo safe as well, and or the gun safe, whichever,
02:57:25
because he could have hit the switch in either.
02:57:27
Either safe right.
02:57:28
But again, gun can't shoot.
02:57:30
It's just a paperweight.
02:57:31
I mean, I had no idea this was that was part of the story.
02:57:33
All I read was that the no. It console.
02:57:36
Yeah, it it came right through on the next video.
02:57:38
I didn't even
02:57:40
that's crazy.
02:57:42
Found the unloaded firearm.
02:57:45
It was unloaded.
02:57:46
Oh, and he was blinded by rage when he loaded the gun and he pulled the trigger.
02:57:52
Perfect answer. So I'm not.
02:57:54
This is not legal advice.
02:57:55
This is not. We're not giving you any legal advice.
02:57:57
But if you do get to that point, don't say I planned it.
02:57:59
You have to say in heated rage, because then you get it knocked down to
02:58:02
second degree.
02:58:03
That's like
02:58:04
technically temporary insanity, right?
02:58:07
I guess I don't I forgot to get a beer.
02:58:09
Did I ever get up?
02:58:10
I don't think I got up.
02:58:11
I'm here.
02:58:14
I'm gonna go pee.
02:58:15
Get a beer. Yeah. Me too.
02:58:16
I'm going to play video first, though.
02:58:36
I just turned out to the.
02:59:31
Just turned down the.
02:59:38
Tour down.
02:59:42
Turn.
02:59:48
Turn out the way.
03:00:20
Fantastic.
03:00:20
Unmuted I'm muted.
03:00:26
A lot of crazy shit happening in the news I have Sabina.
03:00:29
Oh, I have a quick ice joke.
03:00:31
We can do that.
03:00:34
Oh, but it's Hans Kim.
03:00:37
I think I've heard this one.
03:00:43
My only problem with ice is that
03:00:46
they're going after every minority group except black people.
03:00:53
I mean, you're trying to reduce crime.
03:00:55
What did he say?
03:00:59
You're just giving them
03:01:00
more room to breathe.
03:01:04
My only problem
03:01:05
with ice, it was very racist.
03:01:08
I'm not sure we should have played that.
03:01:10
Yeah, I forgot, maybe we may have played that before or not,
03:01:14
but it's still plays, right?
03:01:16
Or not, it does.
03:01:18
You tell me.
03:01:20
I have no problems with the blacks.
03:01:24
The colored.
03:01:27
I think, you know a lot to say that
03:01:31
you can say anything.
03:01:32
You was wrong with that just because it was very ignorant.
03:01:33
He just said, like, it just sounds like you don't care. Like.
03:01:36
Or is that was that, like, a negative to Kim?
03:01:40
It's Hans Kim because you can call them colored people.
03:01:42
But if you say colored colored, what can you call a colored people?
03:01:47
Maybe like, I like black because black isn't a color.
03:01:49
I don't like any of that stuff.
03:01:51
I it just seems weird.
03:01:53
We should call them like, you know,
03:01:54
Steve or John or whatever their name is, that that they have the whole thing.
03:02:00
We had this, traffic cop when I was younger.
03:02:02
Listen, you got to listen carefully.
03:02:03
I had a blue hat with a white stripe
03:02:05
and a white shirt with blue stripes and black pants with blue stripes.
03:02:09
They call them Pete. Why?
03:02:16
Because that was his name.
03:02:18
Why did I write those
03:02:23
freaking host?
03:02:29
Oh, yeah.
03:02:29
His name was Peter, I guess. Yeah, but that's close.
03:02:31
Why did I write those freaking hoax papers?
03:02:33
Well, once upon a time,
03:02:35
there was a paper in 2016 that came out about famous glaciology.
03:02:39
Hey, this title isn't labeled New Discourses.
03:02:44
But I think it's discourses.
03:02:46
You see what I'm saying?
03:02:48
I just thought of that.
03:02:49
This course is this course is the process of conversation.
03:02:53
But discourse is where you throw a plastic thing into a basket.
03:02:58
Jake,
03:03:00
I'm not kidding.
03:03:01
And it
03:03:02
had lots of National Science Foundation money behind it, $800,000 on a grant.
03:03:06
And so what this actually argues is that glaciology is a sexist and racist field.
03:03:13
What's it like?
03:03:13
Because it does not include feminist perspectives
03:03:15
and indigenous perspectives on ice?
03:03:18
Oh, it's topical.
03:03:19
I'm not kidding.
03:03:20
And there's literally a section in the paper about why
03:03:23
Scientology doesn't include glacier sex.
03:03:26
And I exaggerate. Not at all.
03:03:28
There's another indigenous belief somewhere in the world near a glacier
03:03:32
that if you fry, you submitted this claim that yours are the glacier.
03:03:35
The glacier can smell it. And the women don't do this.
03:03:38
So they actually
03:03:39
they actually take this superstition to a glaciologist in the paper.
03:03:44
They describe this encounter in his office.
03:03:47
They knock on the door or whatever, and they ask him why do you only concern
03:03:51
yourself with with physical models of flow and viscosity or whatever?
03:03:56
When examining how glaciers move, why don't you incorporate the bacon
03:04:00
fat thing or fat pork fat thing or whatever?
03:04:02
And the guy just closed the door in their face
03:04:04
and he they said that this was further proof
03:04:08
of just how exclusionary to new ideas glaciology is.
03:04:13
Why did I write those?
03:04:14
Freakin hoax, I don't get it.
03:04:18
I think they're saying that they're applying their beliefs
03:04:20
and their dogma to something that's actually hard, cold science,
03:04:25
which is kind of what I was saying about the shooter.
03:04:28
Bacon.
03:04:31
What say you, Gary?
03:04:34
What's the bacon?
03:04:34
After the.
03:04:37
I think it's just something random that doesn't
03:04:38
apply to it.
03:04:42
I don't know, I'm sure we'll hear about that next week.
03:04:44
I'll have to rewatch that.
03:04:48
Yeah.
03:04:48
So I've got two things that are pretty impressive and I want to save those.
03:04:52
I love that we have a double segment.
03:04:55
Tom Green, dear sex truth gag.
03:04:58
Oh, there's another gag intolerance.
03:04:59
Let's get that one done.
03:05:00
Well, there's one that comes first and then the time. Green.
03:05:03
Okay, Tom Green's the secondary,
03:05:06
but the first one is the turkey. The.
03:05:11
New intolerance.
03:05:13
Oh, wait, I may have labeled these wrong.
03:05:17
Oh no. It says gag okay.
03:05:18
Oh but intense desire gag uncomfortable voices.
03:05:24
I am not intolerant.
03:05:25
So many people, so many softly spoken, highly educated, liberal minded people.
03:05:31
I'm only intolerant of intolerance.
03:05:35
And people tend to nod sagely and say, oh yes, wise words.
03:05:37
I'm nodding right now.
03:05:38
If you think about this supposedly statement for longer
03:05:42
than five seconds, you realize that all it is advocating
03:05:45
is the replacement of one kind of intolerance with another,
03:05:49
which to me doesn't represent any kind of progress at all.
03:05:53
Underlying progress, injustices or progress is not addressed
03:05:58
by arresting people.
03:05:59
They are addressed by the issues being aired, argued
03:06:03
and dealt with, preferably outside the legal, probably preferably.
03:06:11
So what I interpret is what he's saying is
03:06:13
you are allowed to be tolerant as long as you tolerate
03:06:18
exactly what they say and agree with exactly what they say.
03:06:23
Fill in the blank for whoever they is.
03:06:26
And I mean they is not.
03:06:27
They are not.
03:06:28
Obviously, if you if you're not, then you're not tolerant.
03:06:33
It sounds like a trap.
03:06:37
Oh, this one is just labeled truth.
03:06:40
And the.
03:06:42
So I automatically don't believe it.
03:06:45
Is the truth
03:06:50
okay.
03:06:51
This is also the truth.
03:06:55
And this is the truth as well
03:06:59
okay. It's all about perspective.
03:07:01
Looks like the truth depends on your point of view. Yes.
03:07:05
What a surprise.
03:07:07
This is the truth.
03:07:09
It's making me nauseous.
03:07:11
This is also the truth.
03:07:14
And this is the truth as well.
03:07:18
I don't know if that one is the truth.
03:07:21
It is if you're looking at it that way.
03:07:22
From your point of view, lots of three dimensional things look
03:07:26
surprisingly different from the one above. It.
03:07:29
Honestly, with respect, because it was turned sideways and
03:07:34
a little bit more straight on.
03:07:38
Right.
03:07:38
I mean, I thought so too at first, but it is, you can see when he turns it.
03:07:42
So you know exactly
03:07:45
see the little sense of why those lines are not shown, the extra
03:07:48
not shown, but just see the internal as well.
03:07:52
Then go back with this.
03:07:54
So somehow he brings that down without the extra and
03:07:57
this is the truth as well.
03:08:00
Sideways.
03:08:01
You also have to accept the truth
03:08:02
that it's just a set of hands with no people attached to it.
03:08:05
But he could be on a black background.
03:08:07
I've seen that before.
03:08:08
You ever see the Bible?
03:08:09
The same one stands behind the other and they put their arms
03:08:11
below them and it makes it look like they have four forearms.
03:08:14
My my good buddy Dean.
03:08:15
Best Halloween costume I ever saw.
03:08:18
He literally went in total black face in a total black outfit.
03:08:21
Had nothing to do with race
03:08:22
but the best oh do it was the it has everything to do with race.
03:08:25
It was the best your offense he would.
03:08:28
He would literally close his eyes and mouth and take a step back and disappear.
03:08:32
It was amazing.
03:08:34
We're like, of course everyone really gave him a hard time.
03:08:36
Like, dude, what are you. You know, that's a hate speech.
03:08:39
It wasn't.
03:08:40
So then he he was.
03:08:41
I forgot what he said. I think he went as night.
03:08:43
So that gives you the right to call the child five year old and the N-word.
03:08:47
And you know what I'm going to say next?
03:08:48
All you could see was the whites of his eyes and the white of his teeth.
03:08:52
Oh, fart nigger.
03:08:56
Brilliant.
03:08:57
I think that's a segue for the thing I've been saving.
03:09:00
Oh, yeah. Right.
03:09:01
I have to play them both.
03:09:02
I did, I was, I was literally going to post it and I was like, oh, I see it.
03:09:07
So we have to do this.
03:09:09
Give me a talk about something else for a second.
03:09:11
Do we have to do uncensored version?
03:09:16
Oh good.
03:09:16
It's uncensored because I haven't actually seen it.
03:09:19
I just saw the I saw the two people presenting and then
03:09:22
the show I was on said, we can't actually play it,
03:09:24
and they put up a link, but I was like, I'll wait for the show.
03:09:26
So I have not heard it yet.
03:09:27
Yeah, but I'm looking for two things.
03:09:30
It's going to take me a minute because they're all fucking
03:09:32
just written and letters, and I seem to find it.
03:09:35
I'm going to keep looking till I find it was like, I don't give a shit.
03:09:39
Okay, so we have this last.
03:09:45
What's fucking.
03:09:46
Oh, okay, honey, how are you?
03:09:48
I said, what do you.
03:09:52
It's funny how you use it.
03:09:54
Yeah.
03:09:55
No, I know, I know, I know the situation.
03:09:58
I just haven't seen it.
03:10:00
I'm getting it prepared.
03:10:02
I'm gonna play the clip again.
03:10:04
Right.
03:10:06
All right, I'm ready.
03:10:07
Oh, I'm not.
03:10:11
I'm just about to
03:10:14
correct that.
03:10:15
But usually.
03:10:16
What did he say?
03:10:19
Go. And I am delighted to be presenting
03:10:21
the first best of the night for a vital part of movie making.
03:10:27
We're here to,
03:10:29
Joe and I are delighted to be presenting the.
03:10:31
Wait. He's only set once.
03:10:32
I thought he was like.
03:10:35
I thought he was like, oh.
03:10:39
What's the mugging?
03:10:40
Oh, okay,
03:10:42
I said,
03:10:45
and let me guess now, too.
03:10:46
This is the first time. Anybody.
03:10:48
All right.
03:10:48
This is the first time that anybody ever heard the
03:10:52
in the thread stinger. Right.
03:10:53
Because it says it constantly.
03:10:54
What did he say most.
03:10:57
I'm not sure
03:10:59
what the mugging.
03:11:00
Oh, okay.
03:11:01
Man, I have to wrap up and go.
03:11:04
And I am delighted to be presenting
03:11:06
the first BAFTA of the night for a vital part of Moviemaking.
03:11:09
Yeah,
03:11:11
yeah yeah yeah.
03:11:14
He's mad. Yeah.
03:11:17
They up there?
03:11:18
Yeah. Thank for.
03:11:20
Well how come the bitches are.
03:11:21
He's I think he said nigger bitch slap
03:11:24
nigger which.
03:11:25
So every, every time I saw a guy, blurt out,
03:11:30
captions, it was and I said yes.
03:11:35
And then b dash dash dash dash.
03:11:37
So I took it as, you can't say it, word
03:11:40
and bitches or bitch,
03:11:43
bitches or bitch.
03:11:47
And word I hear,
03:11:48
I hear nigger bitch slap them.
03:11:53
Oh, no, not that bitch slap bitches.
03:11:55
Definitely bitch, definitely nigger.
03:11:57
But I don't know what what? The third thing.
03:11:59
That's what it sounds like. Two words.
03:12:01
So why aren't the bitches offended?
03:12:05
I think and N-word bitches are offended.
03:12:07
And so black Twitter, which I didn't even know
03:12:09
was a thing, but apparently there's a black Twitter.
03:12:11
It's actually Twitter, but it's just the black people on Twitter
03:12:14
are all saying the same thing.
03:12:15
All stemmed from Jamie Fox.
03:12:16
He said, oh, that nigger knew what he was saying.
03:12:20
Who? Jamie Fox, literally.
03:12:23
You can find the tweet. I'm not going to propagate it.
03:12:26
But he said, yet
03:12:26
there's no way that that's true, that that nigger knew what he was saying.
03:12:30
He was. And.
03:12:34
Jamie Fox, he's definitely black.
03:12:36
The and the he's disrespect dude.
03:12:38
He's so insensitive.
03:12:40
I of all people, those people should be sensitive to,
03:12:43
you know, he they're not thinking about the Tourette's disease.
03:12:47
There's no way he said that.
03:12:48
Well, maybe there is, but there's no way that you can't hold this guy responsible.
03:12:52
He's like, get out of there.
03:12:54
Get off the stage, nigger.
03:12:56
From what I understand, with Tourette's.
03:12:57
And it's very little if you like, you and I would say, oh, we're in an airport.
03:13:01
The last thing I should say is anything about a gun or a shooting.
03:13:05
When a Tourette's, when a person suffering with Tourette's says that, their mind
03:13:08
literally blurts that out instead of repressing it.
03:13:11
So he look, yeah, you're right, probably there.
03:13:14
He did look at them and were like, well,
03:13:16
where are you?
03:13:17
And I might say, that's even if we're just joking.
03:13:19
Like, wouldn't it be funny if somebody yelled that out?
03:13:20
Our brain is going to be reasonable and say, that's the last thing I should say.
03:13:24
As soon as the Tourette's person
03:13:27
decides that they shouldn't say it,
03:13:29
they're almost guaranteed to say it in the worst inappropriate time.
03:13:32
So I don't hold the guy responsible.
03:13:34
I hold everybody who's judging him responsible.
03:13:40
And maybe,
03:13:42
just maybe.
03:13:46
Damn, I can't find it. See?
03:13:47
It's ruining. It's ruining the show.
03:13:48
I gotta add these pictures and make it work.
03:13:50
Two weeks from now, we will, I got this.
03:13:52
I was going to say something inappropriate
03:13:53
and cut me off, so I won't do that now. You.
03:13:57
We're here to, So.
03:14:00
And, my wife brought up a great point.
03:14:02
I let me unshare. So it's both.
03:14:06
Did you have a statement after that?
03:14:07
Seems to be busier than usual.
03:14:16
I'm very anxious.
03:14:17
I mean, I you
03:14:21
I don't know.
03:14:24
What's to get to a place?
03:14:28
We wait.
03:14:29
Wasn't we wasn't
03:14:33
where she's saying Christian, but I have to
03:14:37
struggle a little bit first.
03:14:40
Why is she superimposed? She's not even really there.
03:14:42
This is, like, unheard of for Ronald Reagan.
03:14:46
Oh, God. No
03:14:49
way,
03:14:51
no way.
03:14:53
Who?
03:14:55
Not today.
03:14:57
I just read a shirt.
03:14:58
Oh, I was going to say, is that new
03:15:01
spelling
03:15:03
you're about?
03:15:04
Oh, you're bald.
03:15:06
That texture that horrible that we're on a mom, I, I don't like the name Mike.
03:15:11
Oh, you're damn.
03:15:14
You're done.
03:15:15
Your mom wear Skechers? Oh.
03:15:19
So I there is a statement
03:15:21
from the the guy with Tourette's.
03:15:24
Oh. I was hoping he would take responsibility
03:15:27
for it, but apparently all he said was you're done.
03:15:31
When Beilein starts talking like this the best, you're going to go.
03:15:33
The only sexually active, ignorant.
03:15:37
He said no. Never, ever, ever, ever.
03:15:39
Yeah.
03:15:39
He was like, I apologize for the stupid
03:15:43
penis.
03:15:43
It's not exactly the they were looking for.
03:15:46
I saw this on another podcast today and it was so funny.
03:15:48
I'm just going to steal it and use it.
03:15:51
What is it?
03:15:54
This is this, bitches.
03:15:55
A few more seconds a okay.
03:16:00
Penis Prince of penis.
03:16:03
That doesn't even make sense.
03:16:05
Oh, oh, is it a trans princess?
03:16:11
I have a gun.
03:16:13
Oh, good God, I have a gun.
03:16:16
Oh, I have a gun.
03:16:21
Oh, my God, it's right there.
03:16:24
Oh, I have a gun.
03:16:26
Maybe trying to whisper it.
03:16:29
I have a gun.
03:16:30
I have a gun.
03:16:36
It's got to be fake, right?
03:16:39
I you know what?
03:16:39
I'm not going to be insensitive and say what I'm thinking.
03:16:42
Okay, good. I'm.
03:16:43
I'm going to let these people say.
03:16:47
I can't hear what they're saying.
03:16:48
It's not saying anything yet.
03:16:51
Yeah. This.
03:16:53
No, that's over here.
03:16:55
So you.
03:17:02
My fellow niggers.
03:17:03
Whoa whoa whoa, man. What?
03:17:05
You can't say that.
03:17:08
What's wrong with you, nigga?
03:17:16
This is the first black people that ever said the word.
03:17:18
I'm here. You.
03:17:21
My apologies for calling.
03:17:23
There's a whole series.
03:17:27
But last night, I had an epiphany.
03:17:31
And I thought it would be selfish.
03:17:34
Selfish to not share with my fellow people.
03:17:39
A word.
03:17:42
A very powerful word.
03:17:47
A word used to trap
03:17:50
and contain my people.
03:17:53
Well, no more,
03:17:56
no more.
03:17:56
Nigger.
03:17:59
We freak.
03:18:01
Y'all heard me. We free nigger.
03:18:02
Hey, brother, we can't say that.
03:18:05
You insane?
03:18:06
Look, I'm not insane, all right?
03:18:08
I'm liberated, nigga.
03:18:10
I'm free from the mental shackles of those that tried to oppress me.
03:18:15
I'm a nigger,
03:18:17
I'm your nigger.
03:18:19
You my nigger.
03:18:22
We live niggers
03:18:24
now. I don't think you understand me.
03:18:26
All right?
03:18:27
I want you to turn to your neighbor.
03:18:29
Turn.
03:18:31
Turn to your neighbor and say neighbor.
03:18:33
Neighbor, you my nigger.
03:18:36
My neck is black. That's not a harder.
03:18:41
I'm your nigga.
03:18:44
We damn niggers
03:18:46
that's been,
03:18:49
You might.
03:18:51
You. Are you sure?
03:18:53
Cause, bro, my nigga, my.
03:18:57
Don't think I can say.
03:18:59
Now wait, wait a minute.
03:19:00
Don't let the system spank you.
03:19:02
Yeah, you can say it. It's okay.
03:19:05
But I don't it myself.
03:19:09
Nigga, you
03:19:11
say, you say
03:19:15
my name I am your, you say it again
03:19:19
I say you said it. Say it again.
03:19:22
Say you said it. Say it again.
03:19:23
Human I am your name.
03:19:25
You my nigga.
03:19:26
I am your nigga.
03:19:27
You my nigga, your nigga.
03:19:29
Oh y'all my nigga.
03:19:30
Oh oh my nigga.
03:19:33
Mega mega mega mega mega
03:19:39
nobody. Mega.
03:19:41
What do you say?
03:19:44
You know what the who the the
03:19:47
oh you you oh. Said
03:19:50
oh. Oh.
03:19:58
Get that nigga.
03:20:00
Oh get the oh oh.
03:20:03
Like hey.
03:20:07
I fuck you only my cousin nigga.
03:20:10
Because be taking the power of the wonder.
03:20:11
Okay?
03:20:14
We doing it.
03:20:15
This is the power for the work I like it.
03:20:19
Oh, that's these
03:20:21
like it comes with the school we got.
03:20:25
We doing this for them right now.
03:20:28
That's what we got.
03:20:29
That's our power.
03:20:31
Oh, you'd be new.
03:20:35
Hey, girl, come on over.
03:20:36
I have almost.
03:20:39
Oh, I got a nigga now down.
03:20:44
Nothing wrong with that.
03:20:47
I so think so.
03:20:50
Oh that's simple
03:20:52
I jump ahead, see the first
03:20:56
say come in your mind
03:20:57
I'd rather be your hand I don't.
03:21:00
So you get on the for all day.
03:21:04
What is he spelling?
03:21:05
I thought there was an H on the end of it.
03:21:07
Right. Is that the sound supposed to be?
03:21:09
I mean, if you wanted to be proper, them niggas can't spell.
03:21:13
I put the H on it to emphasize it's nigga.
03:21:20
I will never
03:21:21
say any form of
03:21:24
nigga I, you know I'm cured of that.
03:21:27
And they've only found two Springfield residents calling
03:21:30
to complain about Haitian nigger migrants.
03:21:35
This is just bad timing that we're watching now.
03:21:37
The wizard.
03:21:39
It's not that wizard, you know.
03:21:40
That's a good speech.
03:21:41
It's a different kind of wizard.
03:22:06
And it's a good time for the brain.
03:22:07
Why are we watching?
03:22:12
It pops up in my searches
03:22:16
for musicals.
03:22:26
So it's a real movie.
03:22:41
And. It's
03:22:56
a long one.
03:23:03
Is this year like.
03:23:04
There is. Like what? Is not my link.
03:23:07
You know, I don't.
03:23:08
I don't.
03:23:10
Yeah, I felt like I got magic.
03:23:14
The link.
03:23:15
I had three links and you had one of them already, so I only have two links.
03:23:18
Why did you do one to the theme?
03:23:22
Maybe I can help you find your dream.
03:23:26
I don't get it
03:23:28
in dream.
03:23:34
Only we have a target.
03:23:38
I think it's what makes the show interesting, though.
03:23:42
It's like Russian roulette, whether it's good or not can't always be good.
03:23:46
We need that. We need this.
03:23:47
What I'm saying.
03:23:53
I'm feeling nauseous.
03:23:55
And I'm holding my breath that your wish is in the camera.
03:23:59
Let me just wait for the wizard in the room.
03:24:03
The dream.
03:24:04
I will help you.
03:24:06
I know that I can't stop it.
03:24:08
Be great fun to be.
03:24:14
Oh, yeah.
03:24:14
Yeah.
03:24:17
Some of it is.
03:24:18
Or all of it.
03:24:19
I have no idea what we just watched.
03:24:23
Well, we watched,
03:24:24
some horseshit because of some fucking asshole.
03:24:27
Fuck you. Asshole!
03:24:30
You worthless pile.
03:24:32
Yeah, I hear that.
03:24:33
Hey, Gary. Have a nice day. It's nice talking to you, buddy.
03:24:39
I got a Sabine.
03:24:39
We could skip that.
03:24:44
So the one that's cool is, that I didn't realize last time that I found the sign
03:24:47
was that there's, like, a transcripts type thing or, like, a
03:24:51
you can't go back in time, but sometimes when it's like, oh,
03:24:54
wait, what about you can't.
03:24:58
I thought you could only go that much back in time.
03:25:00
You can't go forward. Yeah.
03:25:01
So I only know you can go for because I
03:25:04
know it's a, it's like a Russian roulette.
03:25:06
Whether it's good or not. It can't always be good.
03:25:08
We just need that. We just need what? I'm saying.
03:25:10
I'm feeling nauseous.
03:25:11
Just watch for the Wizard of the.
03:25:14
Are you looking at Rumble or you added your own
03:25:18
transcript on the options?
03:25:21
I forget where I found it, but it's on the Steve shit.
03:25:25
Oh, nice.
03:25:27
Yeah, I don't think I turn that on.
03:25:29
You must have found it.
03:25:30
I've got, it's live caption, but.
03:25:33
So I do the picture in picture and then it's an option on the picture in picture.
03:25:37
So it's got to be somewhere else there as well.
03:25:39
But the live caption, it's kind of nice because I've been able to kind of like,
03:25:42
okay, yeah, that's what I think.
03:25:44
That's what I missed. Or oh yeah, that's what we just said.
03:25:48
Well, you know, I as soon as the show is over I transcribe it.
03:25:51
So I should tap into that. If it's already done.
03:25:54
It's weird because I can only go back so far again.
03:25:58
There's probably a save on it or something.
03:25:59
I'll look for that.
03:26:00
So you would think I should just go back indefinitely?
03:26:03
It does it on teams, unlike teams chats, which is kind of nice.
03:26:06
I like to go back and look.
03:26:07
And even when it missed,
03:26:08
when it misinterprets things, I like to screenshot and send it to my coworkers
03:26:12
because sometimes it's, you know, no, I don't know anything.
03:26:16
Oh, I got it.
03:26:17
I forget, like, I don't have a example, I don't think sound sexual or gay or
03:26:21
usually when it's just gay.
03:26:24
I'm going to hate this.
03:26:27
Why? Because I,
03:26:31
it's I, it's the Trump and I think it's a red wing.
03:26:34
It's done pretty well.
03:26:35
It's like, oh, it's Russia.
03:26:37
Like, I get, I get weird. Yeah.
03:26:39
I think it's a mixed up.
03:26:40
It's it's some kind of like, symbol in the center.
03:26:42
It sometimes looks like a red wing symbol.
03:26:44
Could be Canada, but it's like a weird, like, like a stop sign looking patch.
03:26:50
No, no, it's done really well.
03:26:51
Well, you don't like Trump gonna be a good hockey player
03:26:54
to do,
03:26:57
rising up, back up.
03:26:59
Let's do this one. That's not so.
03:27:02
I don't want to see Trump being a superhero.
03:27:04
And I don't want to see South Park showing his little penis either.
03:27:07
I don't I don't want either end of the spectrum.
03:27:10
But if I had two legs, he's just characters.
03:27:12
He's a character.
03:27:13
It was just funny to see a character do things that they want to do.
03:27:15
Yes, I will be the same as Joe Biden.
03:27:18
You know, it's the man that will survive
03:27:23
this person.
03:27:25
So this is all I see.
03:27:26
It's good. Bad because you want it looks like pretty good.
03:27:28
Your fashion.
03:27:29
Yeah.
03:27:30
Yeah, I know exactly.
03:27:31
It's appeal.
03:27:32
I just don't like it up on the team.
03:27:35
The the boss.
03:27:36
You must fight just to keep them alive.
03:27:40
It's me.
03:27:41
I am dying.
03:27:43
Step into the fight, my friends. The mask.
03:27:46
What a play by talk about by the, The last known survivor.
03:27:51
Stop spreading it like I until to the last. I.
03:27:58
Oh, the dagger.
03:28:02
Hey, guys.
03:28:03
Great.
03:28:05
If you say so.
03:28:07
You don't like that
03:28:09
I don't. That's a trump out there.
03:28:11
A camera crew and audience.
03:28:13
You had to do a bunch of cut shots.
03:28:15
You're going to do all that. Are you kidding me?
03:28:17
Right?
03:28:18
That's what you envision it and see it, you know?
03:28:20
That's what would have made it special.
03:28:23
Why the work?
03:28:25
No, just seeing it as what?
03:28:27
Like just seeing the vision.
03:28:28
Probably didn't even watch the game.
03:28:30
Did you?
03:28:31
What game
03:28:33
exactly?
03:28:34
Canada. Yeah. No one gives a shit.
03:28:36
Us. I gave a shit.
03:28:38
It was a shit.
03:28:38
There was a dog.
03:28:40
There was a dog.
03:28:40
Everything else.
03:28:41
Well, I don't know.
03:28:42
I, I didn't watch the Olympics, but I watched Sunday 8:00 8 a.m.
03:28:45
Sunday morning.
03:28:46
Yesterday I watched USA, Canada, at least the first people,
03:28:49
and I was like sleep because it was so early in the morning.
03:28:52
But like, you don't
03:28:53
have to like hockey, you have to like the USA.
03:28:56
And if you don't even like the USA, then it was the best hockey
03:28:59
I've seen since 97.
03:29:03
Literally the best players on earth playing in one game.
03:29:06
All the marbles went to overtime.
03:29:07
Yeah, when they were going
03:29:08
through the Canadian team, I was like, these guys are old.
03:29:12
Well, and you know what Canada's going to say?
03:29:14
Well, we had Crosby.
03:29:15
Crosby was hurt so it didn't count.
03:29:17
You still played?
03:29:19
No, I didn't he was out.
03:29:21
That's what I'm saying.
03:29:21
So if he would have played yeah they're right.
03:29:23
We probably get it. A lot of the shit.
03:29:26
No he plays for he plays for Canada at the end of the shit
03:29:29
because he was on the team and he participated in the tournament,
03:29:32
but not the last game. I don't know about that.
03:29:34
Then he should have got a bronze in his.
03:29:36
He only got to the bronze level with them.
03:29:38
Fun fact Finland has won the bronze medal my entire life
03:29:43
is that that's a crazy stat for like the last six Olympics there
03:29:47
I not my entire life I exaggerated for like the last six Olympics.
03:29:51
Finland has been in third.
03:29:52
I thought that was kind of interesting.
03:29:56
How old are you?
03:29:58
I'm not allowed to say the kids.
03:30:01
Hey, how is that relevant?
03:30:04
I don't know, keep your hand off my kid's ass.
03:30:07
There's no ice on him.
03:30:09
That's creepy.
03:30:10
You don't need to talk about your kids.
03:30:12
Exactly. You brought them up plenty.
03:30:15
Well, you bringing them up?
03:30:16
You looking for it?
03:30:17
I'll wait before I give an oral sex to my son.
03:30:20
Or it's not.
03:30:23
It doesn't sound better, but leaking out of my anus.
03:30:26
It was licorice.
03:30:27
And he gave daughter and oral parents came.
03:30:30
All right, now don't mention my daughter.
03:30:31
You went too far.
03:30:32
My daughter and parents came and my son can handle it.
03:30:38
My daughter, as you would
03:30:39
expect, is a very emotional creature.
03:30:43
So I should play.
03:30:44
My daughter and parents came and nothing has ever been in my ass.
03:30:48
It's a perfect segue to Dear Sex. I would assume.
03:30:52
But that is the order.
03:30:53
You the woman. I'm trying to clarify.
03:30:56
Why is he so, like, declarative about the woman part?
03:31:00
Who, me?
03:31:02
That sounds a little concerned.
03:31:03
I had sex with the woman I know. Yeah, right.
03:31:06
Yeah, it's very weird. That's why I clip. It is kind of weird.
03:31:08
Like the last doth protest too much is just almost sex with a woman.
03:31:14
It's quite Will Smith of me, isn't it?
03:31:16
I like pretty girls, honestly.
03:31:18
You had sex with a woman.
03:31:20
But stop it, all right? Two times was funny.
03:31:22
Three times with a woman, but two.
03:31:24
But now you just got it on loop.
03:31:26
Now I don't even care which video I play first.
03:31:31
I'm going to play it.
03:31:33
This show is just rolling right along.
03:31:37
I'm looking for.
03:31:38
Yeah.
03:31:39
Yes, but it was my penis. Not.
03:31:40
There was nothing in my ass either.
03:31:42
Never has there ever been anything in my ass except shit coming out.
03:31:47
Nothing has ever been in my ass.
03:31:49
I stand by that.
03:31:51
Yeah, I've had blood leaking out of my anus.
03:31:55
This is breaking news.
03:31:56
It's to embarrass you. I can't hear it.
03:31:59
It's not playing
03:32:01
well.
03:32:01
I couldn't hear when.
03:32:08
Nobody would ever watch.
03:32:09
This city man is facing you.
03:32:12
Can you hear it now?
03:32:13
Because we can say he was gay.
03:32:14
Aging in a sexual act with a dead deer.
03:32:18
The grisly discovery occurred along Phillips Stone way Saturday evening.
03:32:23
Authorities say they received 901 call from a passer by.
03:32:26
Yeah, this guy looks like. Yeah. All right.
03:32:30
This act with a dead deer.
03:32:33
Well, I was just checking.
03:32:34
I heard that right along Phillips stone way Saturday evening.
03:32:38
Authorities say they received a 911 call from a passer by just after 911 call.
03:32:43
Officers responded.
03:32:46
We got to hear that.
03:32:48
Please play the right.
03:32:49
Yeah.
03:32:52
Freedom of Information act.
03:32:53
We'll get that on our line.
03:32:55
That takes the charge of sexual crimes against animals.
03:32:59
So on the good side, the deer is dead, right?
03:33:02
Yeah.
03:33:03
So there's really no there's no victims.
03:33:05
The narc.
03:33:09
Oh. They know he's fucking it.
03:33:11
He looks perfectly reasonable to me.
03:33:13
It's like.
03:33:14
It's like the kid at the. At the urinal.
03:33:15
I saw where the pants are down and there on the ankles.
03:33:17
And he's got a shirt pulled up like that.
03:33:19
What you're seeing is that why I could see that I would die on that one for that.
03:33:23
This motherfucker was doing some shit like that.
03:33:26
I'd probably stop and film at first
03:33:28
and then down, I don't know, one.
03:33:30
Just. Just so I could have the video
03:33:33
because no one's going to believe you, right?
03:33:37
Even then, they're going to be like, oh, it's,
03:33:38
you know.
03:33:42
All right.
03:33:43
If you fuck a deer, you should have to be out.
03:33:45
You should be forced to eat it.
03:33:46
A dead deer get no dead deer.
03:33:48
Get it straight.
03:33:49
He's not some free fucking dead deer.
03:33:51
You should be forced to eat it after.
03:33:56
Then at least it doesn't go to waste.
03:33:58
The anus.
03:34:00
Fuck!
03:34:01
What the fuck was the purpose of that?
03:34:03
What does this deer fuck with the woman but to.
03:34:05
But do you think he had sex with the deer?
03:34:07
But to.
03:34:08
But maybe like why? To go.
03:34:10
Why go to all that trouble the first. All right.
03:34:12
So for the record, you never have sex the first time but the.
03:34:15
But don't go right there.
03:34:16
She will not be. Yeah.
03:34:19
At least the second time.
03:34:20
Maybe after you move in together and you've had some conversation.
03:34:24
Just be missionary. Mary, call today.
03:34:27
Be a more sufficient.
03:34:30
I'm more scared about the next clip, dude.
03:34:32
If so, if that. Well, that one has to.
03:34:34
I'm supposed to play that one before this one, correct?
03:34:36
No, no. Tom. Yeah, yeah. And then go to that.
03:34:39
I'm sorry.
03:34:39
Everyone seen that?
03:34:40
You're going to have to play it
03:34:43
well.
03:34:44
Well, because I just got busted as a child
03:34:48
and I'm not selling.
03:34:48
Dude, YouTube is now forcing me to send a fucking copy
03:34:52
of my license or credit card or a selfie.
03:34:55
I have to verify my age to look at your Tom green video,
03:34:59
but I bet you you can look at it just fine.
03:35:00
This is a personal trigger.
03:35:02
Something we played on YouTube.
03:35:04
Something we played in the right order.
03:35:06
Convinced the thing to trigger that I'm too young to watch Tom green.
03:35:14
But yeah.
03:35:14
So in order to,
03:35:15
to verify, you can, I can use my ID and share an image of my government issued ID.
03:35:19
I can take a selfie.
03:35:20
I'm going to send a selfie of Gary. Right.
03:35:22
I'll just send a picture of Gary.
03:35:24
I can use my credit card, or I can use my email.
03:35:27
But for the other two, it will wait.
03:35:29
And they have to evaluate it and check.
03:35:31
Probably done that before.
03:35:33
I'm never done. I'm never doing that.
03:35:35
I forgot for uploading stuff. I think at some point
03:35:38
I think, I've needed to do that or I've been requested.
03:35:41
I was like, I don't give a shit. Whatever.
03:35:43
Yeah, I give a shit.
03:35:45
So our comments, at least
03:35:47
our comments and our videos on YouTube are not clickable unless I do that.
03:35:51
If you notice
03:35:52
it shows the link, but you cannot click on it
03:35:53
unless you're on your phone, which automatically turns all links into clickable
03:35:58
clickable.
03:35:59
You're ready.
03:36:01
I'm always ready.
03:36:02
I tried to revive a moose once. Did you? Yeah.
03:36:04
And then what?
03:36:05
My watch. I'll show you. Leslie, let's.
03:36:07
Let's go see me revive moose.
03:36:11
I was just driving along,
03:36:12
and I was trying to open up a can of juice
03:36:15
and adjust my radio at the same time,
03:36:18
and then all of a sudden, this thing jumps out of the woods right in front of me.
03:36:21
I'm like, maybe we can revive me.
03:36:24
He was funny before everybody turned into Tom green about, okay,
03:36:28
come on, the internet goes the other way before the.
03:36:30
You guys. Me?
03:36:31
Yes. You guys come back.
03:36:34
We we can revive him.
03:36:37
Come back.
03:36:39
Come on. He's definitely fucking him, right?
03:36:41
You want revive us
03:36:43
here?
03:36:44
Come with me.
03:36:45
It'll get a turn right?
03:36:47
Sometimes when you have animals that begging, you are charging me.
03:36:52
Right, right.
03:36:53
I heard if you stick your thumb in its ass, it'll wake it up.
03:36:57
Yeah.
03:36:58
Brilliant.
03:37:00
Is he still around?
03:37:01
Is he still alive? Those.
03:37:03
Yeah.
03:37:03
He does, his own, like, kind of, road trip podcast.
03:37:05
He show that he just kind of, like, tools around, different parts of the country.
03:37:11
I guess he's got like,
03:37:13
his dog and, I, I've dipped in out here and there, but, I don't think he's,
03:37:18
you know, dancing, living like a really low key life, but still.
03:37:22
You still married to Drew Barrymore?
03:37:24
No, no, that was short lived.
03:37:26
I think they last, like, a year or two.
03:37:28
Must have been the same.
03:37:31
They hadn't talked since.
03:37:32
And then they had, like, reunite, reunited on, like, her, television show,
03:37:37
like, like maybe like a year or two ago, maybe 2 to 3 years ago.
03:37:42
And it was just kind of like, sort of like,
03:37:45
not fully awkward, but partially awkward.
03:37:49
I remember hearing about it.
03:37:54
But it seems weird because I don't know why you,
03:37:56
just would never talk to anybody in that person again.
03:38:00
Hatred.
03:38:01
Hatred is a great reason not to talk.
03:38:03
And then you get back together and you're like, oh, no, no, I want.
03:38:08
That talk to you.
03:38:10
Oh, we used to talk all the time.
03:38:14
Is that your woman voice?
03:38:16
I guess so
03:38:18
I Drew Barrymore voice.
03:38:21
My name is
03:38:22
Drew Barrymore and I'm looking for.
03:38:25
Oh, I'm looking for that one.
03:38:28
Scrolling, scrolling, looking for the name.
03:38:30
Looking for the name.
03:38:30
No thumbnails, googling.
03:38:34
There it is.
03:38:35
I shouldn't say that word.
03:38:37
What's.
03:38:39
Please, please, please fix me
03:38:43
and Beth Harris, please, please.
03:38:47
Here it is. Caution.
03:38:48
Please please, please, please
03:38:51
don't want us to have
03:38:54
such progressive use cases evaporate.
03:38:57
It's a magic show.
03:38:58
First the rabbit disappears and the cap disappears,
03:39:00
and eventually the quantum can tell us all the quantum quantum problems
03:39:03
that no one thought of before.
03:39:05
Let's have a look.
03:39:05
Quantum computers are great, they say,
03:39:07
because these machines can solve problems too tough for regular computers.
03:39:10
They say it's my favorite source.
03:39:12
Quantum computers get their advantage from the power of entanglement,
03:39:14
the type of correlation that only exists in quantum physics.
03:39:17
It's a correlation so strong that if you mentioned at a party,
03:39:19
two philosophers immediately appear and start
03:39:21
arguing about free will, quantum computers could vastly oh,
03:39:26
will speed up certain calculations aren't isn't just academically,
03:39:30
isn't arguing about free will and in itself free will.
03:39:33
Trusting it could be useful for material science
03:39:36
or chemistry, for logistics, code cracking or finance.
03:39:38
At least that's what.
03:39:39
Then the argument or discussion is already over before it even started.
03:39:43
There's no point. Yeah, you don't know that
03:39:47
when you're in the moment.
03:39:48
You don't know that. No, but the outcome knows it.
03:39:50
The future knows it, history knows it.
03:39:52
One of those things was true.
03:39:55
History doesn't give a shit.
03:39:57
I'll agree with that.
03:39:58
But you still have a choice.
03:40:01
I want to say.
03:40:02
But things aren't going as planned.
03:40:03
Take, for example, the idea that quantum computers
03:40:05
can do that they simulate complex models.
03:40:07
One big example has been the theme. Cool factor.
03:40:10
Sounds like a start up.
03:40:11
Fun fact you can't trademark anything until it's challenged.
03:40:15
Like there's no like you can't like registered.
03:40:17
You mean you can register a trademark,
03:40:19
but just proving that it's already existed is enough.
03:40:23
And then like
03:40:24
if somebody else copies it, then you can get your trademark enforced,
03:40:28
but there's no real way to protect it before that.
03:40:33
At least that's what they told me.
03:40:34
Maybe I maybe they lied to me.
03:40:36
Maybe they just didn't want my company to be trademarked.
03:40:39
That's that's protein powder to venture capitalists.
03:40:41
But no, it's a molecule
03:40:42
that plays a major role in bacteria, which enrich soil with nitrogen.
03:40:45
This process feeds plants and ultimately us.
03:40:47
Understanding this molecule could lead to better
03:40:49
fertilizers and make a major impact on feeding the world.
03:40:52
And while we have the equations
03:40:53
that describe the properties of the molecule,
03:40:54
we can't solve them on a conventional computer.
03:40:56
They are just too difficult. A quantum computer must do it.
03:40:59
So they say.
03:41:00
Well, in a new preprint
03:41:01
that just appeared on the archive, a team from Caltech
03:41:03
managed to calculate the ground state energy
03:41:05
of the molecule to stunning precision with a conventional computer cluster.
03:41:08
This in itself isn't going to change the world,
03:41:10
but it illustrates that finding
03:41:11
a practical advantage for quantum computers is tough.
03:41:13
The future just gets outperformed by a large room full of fans,
03:41:16
cables, and one person who refused to go home.
03:41:18
This comes just a few weeks after another group of physicists
03:41:21
argued that one of the most often used examples for the use of quantum
03:41:24
computers, solving the traveling salesman problem is a futile attempt.
03:41:27
The traveling salesman problem
03:41:28
is the task of finding the shortest route among a number of given locations.
03:41:32
Simulated problems need to be solved in
03:41:33
many everyday routines, from the mystics to finance to 3D printing.
03:41:36
For this reason, the traveling salesman problem has become the traveling sales
03:41:39
pitch of quantum computers.
03:41:41
In the new paper, the authors review
03:41:42
two decades of failed attempts to force the problem into a form.
03:41:45
What a quantum computer would have an advantage. Answer just.
03:41:47
It's better to stick with classical or hybrid classical quantum systems.
03:41:51
Concretely, they write in terms of the question
03:41:52
of whether there is evidence of purely quantum approaches as opposed to
03:41:55
hybrid quantum classical approaches can solve
03:41:57
even small size traveling salesman problems.
03:42:00
This article has reviewed
03:42:01
two decades of literature to conclude there is little cause for optimism.
03:42:04
There is little cause for optimism.
03:42:06
It's such a beautiful academic phrase.
03:42:08
It's not pessimism, it's optimism.
03:42:10
But error corrected.
03:42:11
Even on recent optimistic fundraising,
03:42:13
pioneers of the field acknowledges the fraud road to quantum advantage.
03:42:16
That is, the difficulty to find any meaningful task
03:42:19
at which quantum computers might comment useful. Now, let me be clear.
03:42:22
On the research side, everything is going well.
03:42:24
Error correction has been tested successfully, albeit on small circuits,
03:42:27
and the precision and quality of qubits has steadily increased.
03:42:30
A recent headline, even for the record, self-correcting,
03:42:32
means the code itself has fixes in it, so there doesn't need interaction.
03:42:36
You don't have to troubleshoot.
03:42:37
It literally knows a mistake, goes back and rewrites it and fixes itself
03:42:40
like self-healing.
03:42:41
Wrong word.
03:42:42
But that kind of explains the claim
03:42:44
that quantum computers have reached that transistor moment.
03:42:47
Really, what made microchips so stunningly successful
03:42:50
was that transistors became dramatically smaller and cheaper to produce.
03:42:53
But the cost driving factors with quantum computers are at the moment
03:42:56
the dramatic requirements for cryogenic cooling.
03:42:58
But that doesn't mean we should.
03:43:00
We shouldn't totally just discount this, because in a thousand years,
03:43:03
every little fucking handheld computer or whatever's in your brain will probably be
03:43:06
some type of a quantum computing, because obvious being in any state
03:43:11
or both states at the same time gives you more variables than just being on or off.
03:43:15
I mean, it's logically so much better theoretically, noise buffering
03:43:20
these costs are not going to go down if they need to call more qubits.
03:43:23
That's the entire problem.
03:43:24
And quantum computers have another problem that no one has thought about much. The
03:43:28
it eat up a lot of energy.
03:43:30
According to a recent estimate from earlier years, we're taking quantum
03:43:33
computers once large enough to that energy could be replaced with fusion.
03:43:37
But that even is to cost
03:43:40
prohibitive to actually do. Now.
03:43:43
So is it fusion one of them safe and one of them gets cool
03:43:46
as soon as it's done in fusion.
03:43:48
Fusion of vision. I don't know which is which, but the one we use now.
03:43:50
Once you heat up the rods and stuff, they whatever makes me nauseous.
03:43:53
Exactly. They stay hot forever, so they're dangerous.
03:43:56
But the if we can somehow scale and make it affordable the other way,
03:44:01
as soon as you stop applying power to it or heat the course just are cool and safe.
03:44:06
So there's not meltdowns and disasters, but we cannot do it cost effective.
03:44:11
So the only thing that's stopping us
03:44:12
from having basically unlimited energy is it'll cost too much to produce
03:44:18
do actually useful calculations.
03:44:20
What require as much power as entire supercomputer designs?
03:44:23
Even more progressing.
03:44:24
It's not only expensive to build them, running them
03:44:26
won't be cheap either. Now you might say okay,
03:44:28
but wasn't the entire point that might be much faster?
03:44:30
Yes, well, they'd be faster for certain tasks on the same task,
03:44:34
but it doesn't mean that in total the calculation would be short
03:44:37
when a quantum computer calculations become long,
03:44:39
because you have to repeat them many times to reach a desired accuracy.
03:44:42
And even if that's only peak power,
03:44:44
you still need to provide that peak power which drives cost.
03:44:48
The press releases are getting cheaper.
03:44:49
The fusion was scaled beautifully a few years ago.
03:44:51
I received some ugly letters from a debt collection company.
03:44:54
They threatened to.
03:44:58
We don't care about your ads, but thank you.
03:45:01
We'll just take your content added to ours
03:45:04
for free.
03:45:07
Okay, I've one last story and it's the big one.
03:45:11
The big. And again, I had I had this too.
03:45:13
But you had already.
03:45:13
You had already posted it or you went right to the fight.
03:45:17
What do you have all him floating around the bar.
03:45:19
Oh, that was Gary.
03:45:20
Gary did the.
03:45:21
Oh, Gary, you notice how I thought it was you?
03:45:24
You know, you know why?
03:45:26
Because it's good.
03:45:28
No, I just no, I didn't post it because I assumed, like, it's, you know,
03:45:32
I don't know what what really commentary I have rather than just like,
03:45:35
oh, look at that.
03:45:36
You know, I don't know, I guess I could, you know.
03:45:39
Wait, are you saying there standards to the video we should share?
03:45:41
We can't just say, oh, look at that.
03:45:42
It has to be controversial.
03:45:46
True. Yeah.
03:45:46
So communicative invoking I'm not saying early works.
03:45:50
Right.
03:45:50
I didn't find this earlier running for your life from trial.
03:45:53
But he's practicing it's trial. I thought
03:45:58
so. Apparently he has
03:45:59
alcohol problem and he's on another bender.
03:46:02
Yeah, and he made a video from the trial about.
03:46:05
He's.
03:46:06
He was seen where every alcoholic going on
03:46:08
benders is right before Easter and Lent, which is.
03:46:12
And he guesses.
03:46:15
But Mardi Gras.
03:46:19
So after having bars for
03:46:20
I think 48 hours with no sleep, he confronted this group of people.
03:46:25
And this is what happened.
03:46:28
They don't swim,
03:46:30
they don't do it.
03:46:32
He just took a shirt off.
03:46:33
That is Shyla Buff right there.
03:46:34
And you know, when from the trial about he's
03:46:38
at its trial thought he does not have a knife actually.
03:46:40
But when you allegedly when you take your shirt off
03:46:44
in a fight, that means you are serious.
03:46:47
Serious about going back and drinking after
03:46:49
and you don't want to fuck your shirt up.
03:46:53
Okay,
03:46:55
so this is where he thinks that he's in Fight Club.
03:46:58
Wait, is that him?
03:47:01
No. Is he in Fight Club?
03:47:06
I'll be right back.
03:47:06
I have to go find a new jammer.
03:47:08
See, this is when an actor realizes that movie fighting
03:47:12
is not the same as street fighting and Mardi Gras.
03:47:17
Know?
03:47:18
Oh, wait. You pushed.
03:47:19
He pushed him pretty fucking good, though, so.
03:47:22
Hey, don't go if you know, because I know he's got a not like you, Mike.
03:47:27
Okay? This guy's got money.
03:47:28
I could sue him, but at the same time, you might go, shit,
03:47:31
he's like a little bit unhinged because he's got enough money
03:47:34
to to punch me in the face and get away with it.
03:47:37
I think he's broke.
03:47:38
He's on bad times.
03:47:39
I could be wrong.
03:47:41
Allegedly.
03:47:41
Running for your life from trial about you
03:47:45
look at
03:47:46
or listen to the way after he pushes him, he hit something.
03:47:49
It almost sounds like it's a movie sound effect added after the fact.
03:47:53
So it's like, okay, no, no, no, no.
03:48:00
I felt like kind of on this guy.
03:48:02
And he got pushed, but he also fell on his own.
03:48:04
Like there's no reason for him to fall from that push.
03:48:06
But guy in the pink dude took it.
03:48:09
Watch that that that's funny.
03:48:12
At that point, you know, he's still trying to de-escalate.
03:48:17
And that's if I ever think
03:48:19
if I ever punched a guy, which it looked like he wasn't holding back,
03:48:22
it looked like that was like his hardest punch.
03:48:23
If you punch a guy as hard as you can in the face and he goes, hey, dude,
03:48:27
you should stop fighting right there.
03:48:30
Okay.
03:48:34
Oh, so he's bro credit, bro
03:48:40
like it?
03:48:41
You know, it's funny because there's like, pictures of like,
03:48:45
oh, before this getting drunk. Yeah, yeah.
03:48:48
All the time.
03:48:48
And then there's pictures of him after this out
03:48:50
and about getting drunk, having a good whole time.
03:48:52
So it's like that's, you know what?
03:48:54
That's the way it should be.
03:48:56
Shake hands after the fight and have a beer.
03:48:59
This isn't the there's a lager fight through this old.
03:49:01
But he is ending up on the ground getting his ass beat.
03:49:04
But I don't think.
03:49:07
I to go, hey.
03:49:12
He gets.
03:49:12
Yeah, that's.
03:49:13
Oh, dude.
03:49:14
He I'm going to.
03:49:14
I'll find it funny for you like from trial about.
03:49:18
He's brandishing a like it's trial.
03:49:20
I got.
03:49:24
Labu for.
03:49:29
Yeah.
03:49:29
He's kind of turned into a he's he's dipped in and out of being a weirdo.
03:49:34
Right.
03:49:34
He's just I think he's just a heavy duty alcoholic.
03:49:37
I think he's just a spoiled rich kid, a bad name.
03:49:41
Weirdos can be fun and cool to talk to.
03:49:43
If you find a weirdo.
03:49:44
Oh, he's grab a stool like a weirdo, a good weirdo.
03:49:47
Sometimes those.
03:49:48
He seems like a fucking weirdo.
03:49:49
Weirdo. Well, I can't when.
03:49:51
I mean, he got kicked off the Transformers and replaced with Marky Mark, right?
03:49:56
So after that, I think it was all downhill,
03:49:59
right?
03:50:01
And getting slammed to the ground.
03:50:03
TMZ with the videos.
03:50:05
The actor sitting in an ambulance after a bar fight nursing his wounds.
03:50:09
Why did I miss reported he was thrown out for aggressive behavior
03:50:12
and as they attempted to eject him, he hit one.
03:50:15
So I thought I saw I was fist he was.
03:50:18
You see him sitting in the bar just staring. Real weird.
03:50:20
That was kind of weird. Yeah. So that's all I was going to say.
03:50:23
I saw I saw some pictures where he was like, just staring, like death stare.
03:50:27
And some people just didn't try to intimidate.
03:50:30
I don't know, was the one I want.
03:50:32
What? I don't know what they shot.
03:50:34
I was later sent to the hospital for get an injury after his release. He.
03:50:39
I think he was just drunk.
03:50:41
It looked like he was just like, That guy.
03:50:44
Yeah. So weird. I don't know what the fuck.
03:50:46
I never good just going home to his boyfriend later.
03:50:49
Yeah, I think I got a video about.
03:50:54
I should have been prepared with the good video.
03:50:56
Oh, here it is.
03:50:57
This might be it.
03:51:03
I just
03:51:05
yeah. So that's him on the.
03:51:06
Yeah, this is him getting his ass kicked. This is the best.
03:51:09
This is the good part of the fight that you would want to show. But.
03:51:13
The charges
03:51:15
the group is trying to get you on that count.
03:51:18
Shia LaBeouf. That helps
03:51:21
not know that he's
03:51:23
like, yeah, don't hit him when he's down.
03:51:27
I'm how you do doing. He's an asshole.
03:51:30
I don't think you do.
03:51:31
Especially I mean,
03:51:34
yeah,
03:51:36
I don't you shouldn't hit somebody when they're down.
03:51:38
What if you stay down or get up?
03:51:40
And now it seems
03:51:42
still no two wrongs don't make a right, but I return the favor.
03:51:46
Yeah, but three lefts make a right.
03:51:48
I'll tell you we ain't.
03:51:53
If you guys.
03:51:58
Hey. Yeah.
03:51:59
You ain't for running for your life.
03:52:01
I'm trying to, but he's brandishing a knife.
03:52:04
It's all about.
03:52:05
Yeah,
03:52:07
although, to be fair, if I'm drunk and I'm on the ground
03:52:09
and somebody tell me to stay down, I'm going to want to get back up.
03:52:14
I go, oh,
03:52:16
I don't take no orders from no police.
03:52:18
Like, technically you're being.
03:52:20
No. Those are just bar people
03:52:22
that were probably drinking with them and about to drink with them some more.
03:52:25
Because he is Shiloh, both
03:52:28
running for your life from trial about.
03:52:32
That's what I was thinking.
03:52:34
Yeah, right.
03:52:35
So like, I thought that video was going to be more impactful.
03:52:38
Gary does get credit though, for the greatest video of the show.
03:52:43
I'm just saying that for bit.
03:52:44
I don't I'm just saying that for his benefit.
03:52:49
Yeah,
03:52:49
but see,
03:52:49
you're invested in the Weekend Update
03:52:51
because you clearly spend a lot of time on it.
03:52:53
I have questions when you produce it.
03:52:56
Do you make a green screen
03:52:57
on his TV screen, or does that all just happen so magically?
03:53:01
Because there's no way it does, right?
03:53:03
You're doing a lot more work.
03:53:05
Sometimes it's okay. And then sometimes
03:53:06
I have to cover up some shit because what I have to do because
03:53:10
it won't
03:53:10
let me do a good Norm MacDonald anymore.
03:53:15
Yeah, you explain the picture and everything.
03:53:16
I understand that process, but I'm saying the thing over a shoulder
03:53:20
that has actual, real footage.
03:53:22
Yeah, I put I just do it. You're putting it. Yeah.
03:53:24
So I just crop it. I just do a the final.
03:53:27
Well, I'm not saying I'm not saying it's hard to, to the accomplishment of it.
03:53:30
I'm just saying
03:53:31
that if I is producing that, that's the best output I've ever seen.
03:53:35
No, no, no, some of it is, is you can tell when it's me and when it's not.
03:53:39
If I can't tell, well I do a, I do a slight over, I do a slight TV effect
03:53:44
after the fact to kind of make it all look blend a little bit better because,
03:53:52
I figure it's a lot of work.
03:53:54
Does it take more than a day?
03:53:57
Yeah, but I usually plug away at it.
03:53:59
It's more or less just me playing with Sora, you know, I don't know.
03:54:02
Oh, yeah, I know, I understand.
03:54:05
And then there's the, It's come across a new story.
03:54:07
I think it's something funny,
03:54:07
and it's like, you know, let me let me make Norm MacDonald say that
03:54:11
I spent way too much time on the parody comedically.
03:54:14
I like the idea of comedically writing some stuff.
03:54:17
I don't know.
03:54:18
The script, the Daily Show.
03:54:20
I was always, yeah, until you find out they fucking cherry pick all that shit,
03:54:24
make everybody look stupid.
03:54:26
Yeah, what I whatever, that's what I, what I that's what I'm doing.
03:54:29
You know, I understand it's very effective.
03:54:32
I just when I found that out, which I knew all the time,
03:54:34
but I didn't want to hear it because I really the original, you know,
03:54:38
like when they talked about Bush and shit, I was really into The Daily Show.
03:54:41
But the new one, not so much.
03:54:45
But they always did it.
03:54:47
Simpsons did it.
03:54:51
I got one of these.
03:54:51
I'm going to play it. Family.
03:54:53
Oh my God, it's 2:00.
03:54:54
That four hours just flew fucking by.
03:54:57
And, it's a bad time.
03:55:00
I should take another.
03:55:01
Another go. Me?
03:55:05
Yeah, I'm going to.
03:55:07
I'm going to try gummies.
03:55:08
I suppose they don't work for me, though. But.
03:55:12
About a place that advertises in an illegal country
03:55:15
that you can just call them on WhatsApp and they'll delivered right to your hotel.
03:55:18
Yeah, a little nerve, a little nervous about that. But
03:55:22
they have, verified Google reviews.
03:55:25
So I've ones that are CBD based or ones that are, sativa based.
03:55:30
Those ones are THC, CBD and CBC
03:55:34
and CBC.
03:55:35
That's the Canadian broadcast. Dude, you got scammed.
03:55:38
There's no CBC that are,
03:55:43
Hybrid based that are 1 to 1.
03:55:46
Wait, you have conservative Republican for sleep as well,
03:55:49
but I don't I don't need that.
03:55:51
Normally if I just take too much I it makes me go based.
03:55:55
It's the goal here.
03:55:58
Although I have heard that
03:55:59
drug dogs can smell gummies.
03:56:03
Okay. That's fine. I don't give a shit.
03:56:05
I do.
03:56:07
Just take them before you.
03:56:11
If they got ones that last a week, they don't do.
03:56:13
They don't fucking.
03:56:15
Yeah, that's what everybody says.
03:56:16
I'm not worried about leaving the country.
03:56:18
I'm worried about coming into the other country
03:56:19
where they search all bags just looking for fucking bribes.
03:56:23
Yeah.
03:56:23
What do you, What, $80,000 is the common bribe?
03:56:27
I don't do.
03:56:28
I'm not.
03:56:29
Absolutely not.
03:56:30
For the record, if anybody in authorities are listening, I'm not.
03:56:33
I'm just not. You're exactly right. I've already quit.
03:56:35
It's wonderful.
03:56:36
And it's not wonderful, but it's different.
03:56:39
Oh, I'm so sorry.
03:56:41
I've been smoking weed. Allegedly,
03:56:44
for 40,
03:56:47
41 years.
03:56:51
And I think I've only stopped once.
03:56:52
And I mean, like, lots of smoking.
03:56:57
But I'm fine with it now.
03:56:59
I'm totally relaxed and comfortable.
03:57:01
I'm never going to. What? Go back.
03:57:03
Oh, I am back.
03:57:04
Oh, I am you actually going to get.
03:57:06
So be cool.
03:57:07
I can't wait for like three months.
03:57:09
One time when I went
03:57:10
and and it was weird because like, it really wasn't that big of a deal
03:57:13
going back drinking to I quit drinking and smoking.
03:57:15
And when I went back, it wasn't really that
03:57:18
well. Yeah, it wasn't for me either, dude.
03:57:20
So the first three days were really weird.
03:57:22
Like, I didn't want to put my shit away
03:57:23
because I was like, the first day I just held it empty and it helped.
03:57:27
But then the second day I, like put it away
03:57:29
and I was doing work, probably making some show stuff,
03:57:31
doing some computer work, and two times, two times, not once.
03:57:35
It was in my hand, the lighter was in my hand.
03:57:37
My fucking stem was in my hand.
03:57:38
And I was like, I don't even remember grabbing it.
03:57:40
What the fuck just happened?
03:57:41
And I didn't hit it, but I was like, So I put it away again.
03:57:44
Next time I like, snapped out of doing my work.
03:57:46
Sometimes you really get on a thing in my hand again.
03:57:50
And then the third and fourth day.
03:57:51
Dude, Turkey.
03:57:52
You couldn't.
03:57:52
You can just straight cold
03:57:53
turkey stop Saturday like a week a week ago from Saturday.
03:57:57
Slow down.
03:57:58
You need to pressure yourself too hard.
03:58:01
Yeah, but I'm fine now. That's.
03:58:03
That's the way I do everything.
03:58:04
It's like I drank
03:58:05
two two liters a pop for fucking 20 years, and I quit that cold turkey, too.
03:58:08
It worked out all right.
03:58:09
Oh, you're trying to pass a drug test or some shit.
03:58:11
Like, you know, it's funny you say that.
03:58:13
I'm going to do that, too, because I get a whole
03:58:15
new string of revenue because a lot of people
03:58:17
will not insure unless they drug test all their contractors.
03:58:21
Yeah. Now I'm regular. Don't you
03:58:24
know, it's like once every fucking last year.
03:58:27
Yeah. No, it's it is like every two years or something.
03:58:30
Ever.
03:58:31
That's insurance does not punish it.
03:58:33
It doesn't punish the fucking drug addicts.
03:58:35
It punishes the people who are occasionally doing them.
03:58:38
No, it lowers their insurance rates of the big corporations
03:58:41
that are eventually paying, like AT&T chips or whatever.
03:58:44
The companies that I work for, you know, the contract me out more than ever.
03:58:48
They want cheaper insurance on me.
03:58:53
And if they claim that I'm drug tested, they don't care.
03:58:55
If it's that good, then it should be,
03:58:59
regular testing at least once a year, randomly, once a year.
03:59:03
So on the effectiveness side, yeah, I agree,
03:59:06
but as somebody that would have to do it, I don't agree.
03:59:08
Yeah, I'm fine with the once in a while.
03:59:11
I have to do like I think it's a background check every two years.
03:59:14
And I think the drug testing stays on there for like five years.
03:59:17
It's way longer than the background check, which is backwards because
03:59:22
yeah,
03:59:24
don't ask me, I don't care.
03:59:25
I think it's all stupid because anybody can pass a test at any time,
03:59:28
regardless of what's in their system.
03:59:30
We all know that.
03:59:33
Maybe not.
03:59:33
The hair tells us.
03:59:36
I've never failed a drug test.
03:59:38
And like I said, this is the first time I've smoked.
03:59:40
Stop smoking.
03:59:41
No, I did it one more time.
03:59:42
I. I never smoked before.
03:59:45
Allegedly.
03:59:48
Yeah, I failed the drug test
03:59:51
for a on my links.
03:59:53
Where the fuck did all my links go?
03:59:55
I don't know what they were doing, that's why.
03:59:58
No, I had one more.
03:59:59
I had one more mashup.
04:00:02
But all my links are gone.
04:00:05
Shut the fuck up, kid.
04:00:06
All my pages are gone.
04:00:10
That was really a productive segment.
04:00:12
Wasn't open. Another one that wasn't a segment. Yeah.
04:00:16
Biden, you're an idiot.
04:00:19
You're a stupid son of a bitch.
04:00:21
All right, I just reshare it.
04:00:23
With all due respect, that's a bunch of malarkey.
04:00:26
Oh, wait, there it even is. See, I can share it.
04:00:28
It's not on any of my screens. That's weird.
04:00:30
Thankfully, former Trump is not seriously
04:00:33
injured.
04:00:36
Do do do do do do do do do do do.
04:00:43
Freak out everybody I've got to go check it.
04:00:46
In the goal they try to go day by day and mean I'm back in business care in a week.
04:00:52
This year break.
04:00:53
Remember we used to.
04:00:56
Do you give me ground control.
04:00:58
Give me a minute. Permission to laugh?
04:01:01
I don't want anybody to take to me.
04:01:05
Can I be a some guy?
04:01:09
I'll be dead
04:01:11
if you give me your phone. I.
04:01:22
Use I don't care.
04:01:25
You pick up the map.
04:01:28
I don't want to be taken
04:01:32
to make you feel so nice.
04:01:35
But you got to stop.
04:01:36
It's up to you.
04:01:37
Take you keep me up all night I don't
04:01:43
can't take to the people.
04:01:46
Want to come down,
04:01:49
get up.
04:01:51
What the fuck is your.
04:01:52
Why is your camera flashing back?
04:01:54
Oh, you're pushing the button.
04:01:56
Hey, I think I want to do it, okay?
04:02:00
To ruin everything.
04:02:03
Because my mouth YouTube my. You.
04:02:09
Know.
04:02:09
Yeah, so I can I can make it any animated little thing, but I haven't yet.
04:02:13
For two weeks.
04:02:15
We're going to have a whole bunch of new stuff
04:02:17
next week. We're not going to have anything.
04:02:19
I don't know, I was going to say something I forgot, but other.
04:02:27
Good bye.
04:02:28
Are we done?
04:02:29
Is at the end of, in my face.
04:02:32
I'm a happy smiley face.
04:02:34
Next week I'm going to.
04:02:34
You're going to have to control everything.
04:02:37
That sucks.
04:02:39
I'll try to have a phone, but I don't know if I'm going
04:02:41
to have internet and shit because it's all just fucked up.
04:02:43
But I won't know till I get there.
04:02:47
Not that I'm going anywhere.
04:02:48
I'll be right here.
04:02:49
I don't know what I'm talking about. Oh,
04:02:53
but we should have some type of show thing.
04:02:55
But we.
04:02:59
You got anything else?
04:03:03
I'm sure you do
04:03:05
know. No moves.
04:03:07
The last thing, the last major topic were speaking of, Leboeuf.
04:03:12
Yeah, I don't know, I guess, but
04:03:16
Shia LaBeouf, who now we never met.
04:03:20
I can't
04:03:21
aging love try to find a draw.
04:03:25
Make me crazy, but I don't know where the.
04:03:28
Oh, you pretty brutal baker.
04:03:30
Maybe the shit he's got people over. Wow.
04:03:35
They're hanging on different.
04:03:37
He's got the camera moved to a different spot.
04:03:39
Yeah.
04:03:39
No, that's same basement fish cam women or
04:03:43
a trailer.
04:03:44
No, it's a basement.
04:03:45
That's what.
04:03:46
That's what Chad as
04:03:47
he lives in the basement of another YouTuber who got him started.
04:03:51
The, that YouTubers name is lulz.
04:03:53
Is that one of these guys like, no, no.
04:03:57
Maybe it is, I don't know, I can't recognize him.
04:04:00
I just picked his nose. I thought it would be.
04:04:02
This is happening.
04:04:03
Oh, yeah.
04:04:04
Everybody in Alabama's happy.
04:04:06
Yeah. Feels when you drink.
04:04:09
Oh, yeah.
04:04:10
Oh, yeah. Do then you know what I'm saying?
04:04:12
Oh, there it is.
04:04:13
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life. So.
04:04:16
Yeah, you do know what I'm saying.
04:04:18
I wish I had some.
04:04:19
Let me see.
04:04:20
What else is there here my love is.
04:04:23
See that chow chow cartoon, man?
04:04:26
You can go there.
04:04:26
Since the Democrat Party knows, it's gotta be 85% of the people.
04:04:30
Yeah, that one vote for like the other guys.
04:04:32
They weren't doing the.
04:04:33
I'd say polls aren't everything.
04:04:35
Yeah. All right. Well we'll we'll we'll we'll
04:04:38
we'll do him.
04:04:40
He's like he's him.
04:04:41
You know he's being by some you see like oh I like Riggs.
04:04:45
Got a little hate whether you love him or hate him.
04:04:47
He's him. You know what I mean.
04:04:49
He got almost a thousand viewers too, which I don't know about that
04:04:52
shit on him all day long, but you can was like, hey, you know,
04:04:57
I have a button for that.
04:04:59
I mean, for fun, but.
04:05:00
Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate from anywhere.
04:05:04
She going here?
04:05:06
Take my mind.
04:05:07
Shit. Go here.
04:05:09
Make me.
04:05:12
Nothing in crazy freaking me like.
04:05:16
Oh, that's not right.
04:05:17
By fighting, she's the girl.
04:05:19
What the fuck?
04:05:21
Okay, okay.
04:05:24
I really think that they're not even really working here.
04:05:27
They're just kind of like the other guys. Like actually working.
04:05:31
Yeah.
04:05:32
Oh, yeah. He. Dude, he
04:05:34
they're just, like, puts a lot of effort into that shit.
04:05:37
They don't even like talking.
04:05:38
They're having a conversation. Yes.
04:05:40
What if I share this tab of that's watching him.
04:05:42
Watching them like oh what's happening?
04:05:47
I know I'm getting on that.
04:05:50
Look at them go.
04:05:52
Hold on.
04:05:53
Now we got to get him to come and watch.
04:05:55
Click on ours and just keep on going,
04:05:58
boys. Oh, cause I hadn't undone it yet.
04:06:01
So I got you.
04:06:04
That's crazy dude,
04:06:06
you're tripping me out.
04:06:11
All right,
04:06:11
so we're going to be back next week with some kind of show.
04:06:14
We'll have a new segment called where in the World is Brady 8080?
04:06:19
Are you going to be gone next week?
04:06:20
I should ask that because we can do both.
04:06:26
Are you waving bye.
04:06:27
You just tripping out and seeing how long it is.
04:06:30
So long.
04:06:31
Oh, there it goes.
04:06:32
Now we got an infinity mirror.
04:06:34
It keeps going. It just went another one.
04:06:37
Is it going to go again? Yeah. It's going.
04:06:39
Oh, there's another one. Sweet.
04:06:41
That's all I wanted to see Nelly ye.
04:06:45
Yeah.
04:06:46
It didn't love your face
04:06:50
then my second me already sucked.
04:06:53
Oh I don't think it started yet.
04:06:54
I did it for Waylon.
04:06:55
I did it for way longer than that.
04:06:58
Are they. Are you doing your chats? Yeah.
04:07:00
They come.
04:07:00
They're like, why is it's entertaining?
04:07:05
Hopefully it's
04:07:06
entertaining for anyone who's watching
04:07:09
19 viewers for like 18 viewers.
04:07:14
18 we last night I might still says 19.
04:07:21
19. Yeah, we get in one.
04:07:22
We're doing good. Everyone's like, hey, check this shit out.
04:07:25
They're doing this weird mirror thing. It's so cool.
04:07:29
Oh, look at you.
04:07:30
I can't even see the last one.
04:07:31
We have one, 23456789 1011.
04:07:36
Come on, one more.
04:07:42
All right.
04:07:42
If you are one of those 19 viewers, we will see you next week.
04:07:45
We are going to have no topic.
04:07:49
What should the topic be?
04:07:52
Gary doesn't have a topic.
04:07:53
Did you want to pick a topic?
04:07:54
Since you're going to be running the show, I'm going to give you access
04:07:57
to those top two buttons to stop streaming and stop recording, which I don't know.
04:08:01
That means.
04:08:04
You said I'll make sure I don't click stop streaming or stop recording.
04:08:07
Go ahead and try.
04:08:10
Maybe we should do the, topic as produce.
04:08:14
Produce perfect produce, right.
04:08:20
All right.
04:08:21
Multiple.
04:08:22
If you are watching, you are going to opt in automatically to join Alabama John.
04:08:26
And you have fun there. See it says confirm raid that just appeared.
04:08:29
As soon as I click that you're going to switch over.
04:08:30
But if you don't you can opt out and stay with us for the final theme song.
04:08:34
I think if you I think you confirm a rape is no longer a rape, right?
04:08:39
They have to confirm the rape.
04:08:40
If you still confirm the rape, it's still rape.
04:08:46
Thank you everyone.
04:08:47
We love you.
04:08:48
I don't,
04:08:50
I know, but that's what YouTube say.
04:08:51
You gotta act like these introverts are actually important to you.
04:08:55
He's a fucking loser.
04:08:57
This truck loser.
04:08:59
Fucking coward. 15.
04:09:01
Did he say flagrant shit?
04:09:06
He said that he talked to us.
04:09:07
He talked to us.
04:09:08
Oh, oh, I wasn't on it when I went there.
04:09:11
Fuck no. If he's mispronouncing our name,
04:09:13
I don't know if we want to rate him anymore.
04:09:15
Take our shit somewhere else.
04:09:18
It's horseshit.
04:09:18
Like we haven't been here before.
04:09:20
Like he hasn't said our name before.
04:09:22
Here's how he said it, bro.
04:09:25
I can't hear.
04:09:28
No audio.
04:09:34
Can you hear it now? No.
04:09:37
You can't. No.
04:09:41
You can hear it. No.
04:09:44
Fledge. No.
04:09:52
Next week the topic is produce
04:09:55
Alabama.
04:09:56
John,
04:09:58
Alabama.
04:09:59
John.
04:10:01
Yeah. Take that.
04:10:03
Yeah. So.
04:10:06
Any last words over?
04:10:07
The champion has beaten off the challenger.
04:10:26
Hey, Gary.
04:10:27
How like this.
04:10:27
Nice talking to you, buddy.
04:10:42
Buddy, we're going to write it down as Paul to
04:10:45
have a good night.
04:10:45
We're gonna be buddy.
04:10:59
Have fun.
04:10:59
While it lasted, though, it was.
04:11:05
Yeah.
04:11:05
So technically, the show ended, but I haven't ended it yet,
04:11:07
so I'm going to fucking see if I can raid two people.
04:11:10
We're supposed to raid five every month.
04:11:11
If I can raid two in the same night. What?
04:11:14
That helps.
04:11:16
That is really bizarre.
04:11:17
Is it going to let me.
04:11:19
Okay. Yeah, that makes sense.
04:11:21
Oh, I'm in the wrong.
04:11:24
I have to be here.
04:11:24
I can't raid from his
04:11:27
new. This changes everything.
04:11:28
If I can raid.
04:11:30
Oh, I must wait ten minutes before raid.
04:11:33
All righty then.
04:11:37
Darn it.
04:11:39
Oh, well.
04:11:42
All right.
04:11:43
Ending,
04:11:45
I think I got, like,
04:11:46
ten minutes into it, and I was like, I'll finish this up later.
04:11:50
Yeah, well, to finish that up later.
04:11:55
Well, it's back to the.
04:11:56
We'll just we'll end on it.
04:11:57
Just do an infinity mirror.
04:12:01
So, yeah.
04:12:03
No comment about Oh.
04:12:05
That's awesome. Do the kid is your voice move.
04:12:07
The kid moves the mouth when you play your kid.
04:12:09
Drop it. Move the mouth. Oh it does.
04:12:12
I was waiting for that text.
04:12:13
All I got was a text about, body mind dualism.
04:12:16
Makes me miss the kid.
04:12:28
It's all the sound going to start repeating.
04:12:29
Oh, it is awesome.
04:12:33
I'm watching our show.
04:12:34
Watch us. Oh, really?
04:12:36
All right, I have to end it now.
04:12:39
Masturbating.
04:12:44
Randy, RKO them on this on the announcing table.
04:12:47
He was at Royal Rumble this year, and I don't know how it all it
04:12:50
all clear up on at WrestleMania.
04:12:52
I'm sure.
04:13:00
As above, so below.
04:13:03
As above. So below. As above. So below.
04:13:05
I want to end.
04:13:06
I don't want to end it I don't.
04:13:07
Going anywhere as above, so below as above.
04:13:10
So below.
04:13:13
All right I'm going to end
04:13:14
this because I liked it so much for the left play.
04:13:17
And it has both you and Gary in makeup.
04:13:19
Hello. As above so below.
04:13:22
And I don't have anybody else about so much.
04:13:31
To captain.
04:13:35
Fletcher us who?
04:13:42
Captain over at your us.
04:13:47
I'm both.
04:13:48
So be this way to.
04:13:49
I might be able to stall for ten minutes,
04:13:51
and we always bounce around, watch Fletch over and stuff.
04:13:55
I'll.
04:13:55
So you load up and draw out your badge,
04:13:59
arms around, watch your legs.
04:14:02
I need you, man. This needs you, love.
04:14:04
All the time.
04:14:06
My eyes are blurry. Can we get much higher?
04:14:09
I need you. Hi.
04:14:11
Higher and higher I need you higher.
04:14:14
Hey, I need you higher.
04:14:17
Need Tropic thunder.
04:14:19
The slam of your sacred I need your all flags.
04:14:23
No giggles to fake I need you. Hyah!
04:14:26
Hyah hyah hyah!
04:14:28
I need you, I need you, I
04:14:33
you said like, come and follow.
04:14:35
And you know that we got you.
04:14:37
Wait. Give it a run.
04:14:38
Slide your arms.
04:14:40
I need you higher.
04:14:42
I need your choice now. Yeah, yeah.
04:14:44
We could roll this. Fight your arms
04:14:48
I need you, you need like a clown you carry.
04:14:52
Could roll this.
04:14:53
Let your arms.
04:14:58
Come to us as your friends
04:15:02
who come to move us.
04:15:11
Above, so below. No.
04:15:13
But you draw I draw, Lord I flash your anger and wash your arms
04:15:18
I need your storm.
04:15:19
I need your flow.
04:15:22
Because you're fighting.
04:15:24
And that's against God's law I need you.
04:15:26
Hyah, hyah hyah hyah!
04:15:28
I get credit for doing this, and I need you.
04:15:31
Fire!
04:15:34
I need your frenzy!
04:15:35
Your dizzy clown flip.
04:15:37
Hey, I'm Captain Giggles.
04:15:39
That your battles, chef? I need you higher.
04:15:42
Hyah hyah hyah hyah hyah hyah hyah hyah!
04:15:49
You know that I follow.
04:15:51
And you know that I'll save you.
04:15:53
Cause I'm in. You're only found.
04:15:55
Carry, I need you right here, and I need your choice.
04:15:59
Niall. Yo, Gary. Come on.
04:16:01
It's like your hands.
04:16:03
Oh, I need your help. And I can't.
04:16:06
Gary. Clown. Yo, Gary. Cool this.
04:16:09
Let your hands woo!
04:16:14
Captain.
04:16:15
Oh, let your friends who captain up.
04:16:24
Let your breath about.
04:16:28
So be low.
04:16:29
Lift your eyes, your lord I pledge all hands around and watch.
04:16:33
Let your hands above. So below.
04:16:36
Go with your I, your Lord I pledge your arms around and watch.
04:16:41
Let your hands start.
04:16:42
Stop frantic. Gary, quick!
04:16:44
Get in the can't goes crazy.
04:16:46
Stop, stop frantic, Gary!
04:16:48
Take it!
04:16:48
Drop back! It goes crazy.
04:16:50
Heart.
04:16:50
Stop frantic, Gary!
04:16:51
Take it in. The game goes crazy.
04:16:53
Stop, stop!
04:16:54
Gary! Gary! Break it! Use your master. Gary!
04:16:57
Gary. Every, every I need you higher.
04:17:01
And I need your choice now
04:17:06
I need you high.
04:17:07
Up until this discussion
04:17:13
landed.
04:17:14
Nevertheless I landed a fly.
04:17:20
You know
04:17:24
I don't want this to.
04:17:28
I'm not your that you are
04:17:33
to wash your hands.
04:17:38
Oh, yeah. Man.
04:17:41
All right, all right.
04:17:43
Watch that. Your hands.
04:17:45
Oh, nothing.
04:17:49
Oh, your.
04:17:53
I need you higher.
04:17:54
And I need your choice now.
04:17:56
Are you Gary? Control the stars.
04:17:58
All right.
04:17:59
Slow.
04:18:00
I need you higher than I can't get you.
04:18:04
Gary, control this watch I want.
04:18:06
I love, I love.
04:18:13
000 my.
04:18:24
So below low. Let's draw I on Lord I fly.
04:18:27
Oh I'm tryna watch your eyes I like these
04:18:34
I'm feeling
04:18:36
fine for three I need the crimes on my freedom.
04:18:41
Fine A very
04:18:43
different.
04:18:44
You're incoherent
04:18:46
like oh hey go back to freefall.
04:18:51
And I have a dream. Hey you hey not.
04:19:21
Me. You.