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Fladge Rants Live #144 Gross | A Gross of Gross Uncertainty

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00:00:10 Ooh. Captain,
00:00:16 Fletcher runs through.
00:00:22 Captain.
00:00:23 Oh, Fletcher s
00:00:27 I'm both so below with draw.
00:00:30 I draw on a slash around round watch Fletcher.
00:00:34 Oh, round up, I you load up with draw out your Fletcher.
00:00:39 All arms round. Watch your legs.
00:00:42 I need you, man.
00:00:43 This need you like all the time.
00:00:46 My eyes are blurry.
00:00:47 Can we get much higher I need you hyah!
00:00:51 Hyah hyah, hyah!
00:00:53 I need you higher.
00:00:54 Hey, I need you higher.
00:00:57 Need Tropic thunder.
00:00:59 The slam of your sacred.
00:01:01 I need your all flash.
00:01:03 No giggles to break, I need you. Hyah!
00:01:06 Hyah hyah hyah!
00:01:08 I need you I I I I I I need you, I, I
00:01:13 you should I come and follow and you know that we got you.
00:01:16 Wait. Give it a run.
00:01:18 Slide your arms.
00:01:20 I need you higher.
00:01:22 I need your choice. Now. You got me.
00:01:25 Control this. Slide your arms.
00:01:28 I need you higher than I.
00:01:30 You clown. You carry control.
00:01:33 They spread your arms through.
00:01:38 Come to us as your friends
00:01:42 who come to know us
00:01:51 above. So below.
00:01:52 Know where to draw I throw it, I slide your arms around.
00:01:57 Wash your arms.
00:01:58 I need your storm I need your eyes, your cause.
00:02:03 Your invited.
00:02:04 And that's against God's law I need you.
00:02:06 Hyah, hyah hyah hyah!
00:02:09 I need you!
00:02:10 Hyah! Hyah!
00:02:11 I need you! Fire!
00:02:14 I need your frenzy!
00:02:15 A dizzy clown flare up.
00:02:17 Hey, I'm Captain Giggles.
00:02:19 That your battles, Sheriff, I need you.
00:02:21 Hyah, hyah hyah hyah hyah
00:02:25 hyah hyah hyah hyah!
00:02:29 You know that I follow, and you know that I'll save you cause I'm in.
00:02:33 You're only found.
00:02:35 Carry, I need you right here.
00:02:38 And I need your choice now. Yo, Gary.
00:02:41 Come on.
00:02:41 It's like your hands.
00:02:43 Oh, I need your help.
00:02:45 And I can't go round.
00:02:47 Yo, Gary. Cool this.
00:02:49 Let your hands in
00:02:52 you, captain.
00:02:55 Awesome.
00:02:56 Let your friends who
00:03:01 you captain up.
00:03:04 Let your hands above.
00:03:08 So below.
00:03:08 Go lift your right, your lord I pledge all hands around.
00:03:12 And watch your hands above.
00:03:15 So below.
00:03:16 Low with your eye.
00:03:18 Lord I let you go.
00:03:20 The your and wash your hands. Start.
00:03:22 Stop frantic.
00:03:23 Gary. Quick!
00:03:24 Get in! The devil's crazy. Stop! Stop it!
00:03:27 Gary, take it! Drop that! It goes crazy dark.
00:03:30 Stop frantic, Gary!
00:03:31 Take it and I can't goes crazy.
00:03:33 Stop, stop! Gary! Gary!
00:03:35 Break it!
00:03:36 Use your master. Gary! Gary,
00:03:39 I need you higher.
00:03:41 And I need your choice now.
00:03:46 I need you high up.
00:03:49 Unfiltered discussion,
00:03:53 Randy dexterity.
00:03:56 Let alone need a try.
00:04:01 You know,
00:04:04 I don't want this to say I'm not your this.
00:04:11 You are
00:04:13 to wash your hands.
00:04:17 Oh, yeah.
00:04:20 Man. Oh.
00:04:22 Oh, right.
00:04:23 Wash your hands.
00:04:25 Oh, no no no no
00:04:32 I need you higher.
00:04:34 And I need your choice now are you Gary Cooper starts all round slow.
00:04:40 I need you high up and I can't get you.
00:04:44 Gary. Control this. What? You're gonna.
00:04:46 I don't.
00:04:52 Oh, oh,
00:05:03 I was so below you with your eyes.
00:05:06 All right I fly.
00:05:07 Oh I'm tryna watch your rounds.
00:05:19 That was more than a half seconds.
00:05:20 Standby. It's now working. Hold on.
00:05:23 Growth.
00:05:24 My legs.
00:05:27 They're always in the last.
00:05:27 There's not been one fucked up on Tonight Show.
00:05:31 Strong start.
00:05:34 Can you push the same thing?
00:05:36 I don't have it.
00:05:37 So what you need?
00:05:41 Hold on.
00:05:45 For al.
00:05:45 Intro. Oh, yeah.
00:05:54 It's hard because it worked for the first two.
00:05:56 Define.
00:05:57 And then it's up. And.
00:06:36 Cheers.
00:06:37 Loud.
00:06:37 Applause. How?
00:06:43 Hi, I'm Gary,
00:06:44 and welcome to fladge rants live.
00:06:47 Last week we were talking about, the importance
00:06:52 of, hierarchy of values and the,
00:06:58 The ranking of the things that are important to you
00:07:01 and why that is important.
00:07:03 If if you don't know what's important to you, you do know you
00:07:07 you you're you might not be consciously aware of how you would order these things.
00:07:12 I've got an example of this in my life.
00:07:15 I used to go to
00:07:17 the riots blue.
00:07:22 Papa Elias was our boy.
00:07:24 Blue.
00:07:26 You my boy blue.
00:07:28 If you can dodge orange, you can dodge ball.
00:07:30 So if,
00:07:34 So I went to,
00:07:36 and Papa Elias, like, 2 or 3 times a week.
00:07:39 Sometimes it was that all you can eat?
00:07:42 Pizza and fried chicken buffet in, Garden City.
00:07:45 Or as we affectionately refer to it, as Garbage City.
00:07:49 And don't try to go there now.
00:07:51 Son,
00:07:53 Michigan Avenue or Ford out Ford Avenue.
00:07:57 One of those.
00:07:58 Yeah, it was on Ford or Michigan.
00:08:00 Darn it, I forget, I think Ford, but don't try to go there now.
00:08:04 It's been closed ten, 12 years now, and that was a regular.
00:08:08 And, the owner and his son knew me.
00:08:12 I walk in one day.
00:08:13 It's noon, so it should be half in the middle of their their lunch rush.
00:08:17 And the father is just sitting in one of the booths,
00:08:20 and he stands up and says, look, can I make you a pizza?
00:08:24 And until that point, because I'm not terribly picky, I'll eat anything.
00:08:28 I'll eat that. That was.
00:08:33 To eat and, a podcast.
00:08:35 So I so I skip that.
00:08:36 I bypassed that because I can, I can eat anything.
00:08:40 I could eat a bowl of live crickets.
00:08:41 Like, you can eat a bowl of cereal.
00:08:44 I've won grossed out eating competitions.
00:08:46 They used to have these things, leading up to Halloween, but I digress.
00:08:50 So public lies before closed.
00:08:53 It was struggling and I was the only customer this day.
00:08:56 And he said, what would you like? And and pizza.
00:08:58 And I had never thought about it because, I'm the least of your concerns.
00:09:02 I will eat anything.
00:09:03 So usually when you get pizza, it's for more than one person.
00:09:07 It should be. It better be.
00:09:10 So, so I started listing, you know, pepperoni, bacon,
00:09:13 mushroom, ham, green pepper, onion, black olives.
00:09:17 He said soul is supreme.
00:09:18 I said, I didn't know that's what it was called, but sure.
00:09:21 So it made me a supreme. And it was perfect.
00:09:23 It was exactly what I like on a pizza.
00:09:25 Like, I'll even eat anchovies.
00:09:28 But, most people say they're gross.
00:09:31 And, so until you
00:09:34 actually are asked point blank,
00:09:37 you might not even be consciously aware of where your priorities are.
00:09:41 And it's important to rank them because, if it's not,
00:09:45 something on your the way to your goal,
00:09:48 you could safely discard it.
00:09:51 And, and with a laser beam focus, you can actually achieve your goals
00:09:56 a lot more efficiently if you focus in
00:09:59 on what they are and what your values are.
00:10:02 So, so at the pinnacle of
00:10:05 that are things that we consider precious.
00:10:09 On the bottom side of that is today's topic.
00:10:13 So, you think of extremely, highly valuable things are on the
00:10:19 is in the opposite side of the spectrum as,
00:10:21 worthless things.
00:10:24 Not so worthless things are in the middle of the spectrum.
00:10:29 And, and in the, on
00:10:32 the other end would be deleterious things.
00:10:36 And maybe I should name the, the the topic deleterious.
00:10:41 But then I ran into the problem that,
00:10:43 people don't know what deleterious means, but harmful.
00:10:47 So there you go.
00:10:48 That was for the stupid people.
00:10:51 So, so this week,
00:10:55 I would like to, give a call to action.
00:10:59 Besides the usual share, like, comment and subscribe.
00:11:05 And that is,
00:11:07 the clear call to action is to to
00:11:10 to do that laser focus and and to, trim
00:11:14 the fat and, Adams razor
00:11:17 and, and focus on what is important
00:11:20 and discard the stuff that is
00:11:23 unimportant or deleterious,
00:11:27 especially deleterious.
00:11:30 And I've, it's always been my call to action
00:11:33 to educate yourself, figure out what's going on.
00:11:38 And to the best of your ability, I,
00:11:41 I got to call myself out, on this.
00:11:44 There are a lot of distractions keeping us from,
00:11:48 you know, eyes on the prize.
00:11:50 And I am just as guilty as everyone else.
00:11:54 I I've been getting into, entertainment.
00:11:58 That is not even that great.
00:12:00 Lately I've been getting into a show called
00:12:06 Taskmaster.
00:12:07 It's a British show where the host has this God complex remind you of anybody.
00:12:14 So, so let's get into the topic at hand here.
00:12:18 Let's do this.
00:12:19 Gross means disgusting.
00:12:21 And that's probably how you recognize it.
00:12:25 But you, you'll be realize that you you recognize a few other
00:12:29 definitions of the word gross.
00:12:31 Like this is our 144th
00:12:34 pledge cast.
00:12:36 That's, 12 squared, a dozen dozen shows we've had.
00:12:41 And that is also called a gross.
00:12:42 And I love numbers like that.
00:12:44 For instance, we have 27 clips tonight,
00:12:47 and that's three cubed.
00:12:55 I think that it
00:12:58 if our education system is biased towards a,
00:13:05 a system to make us think things that are untrue,
00:13:10 then,
00:13:14 that is the that we need to address that.
00:13:20 I think it is disgusting
00:13:23 that capitalism rules our medical and food industries,
00:13:28 because then the goal instead of health
00:13:31 becomes making money,
00:13:34 and these major food conglomerates are spending
00:13:38 money on
00:13:41 making their foods more addictive, so they make more money
00:13:44 instead of making them more nutritious.
00:13:48 And, and worse.
00:13:53 What if I'm not saying they do, but
00:13:57 what if the medical industry
00:14:01 does similar things to keep us sick
00:14:05 so that they can continue treating us?
00:14:08 And let's say the medical industry makes us sick?
00:14:13 But isn't that
00:14:16 wouldn't that be a goal?
00:14:18 If your goal in the medical field was to just make money?
00:14:23 Would it benefit you
00:14:25 to cure anyone of anything?
00:14:31 But I digress.
00:14:31 So, another hypothetical.
00:14:34 If there was a deep state shadow government,
00:14:39 I'm not saying there is,
00:14:41 but if there was a deep state shadow government.
00:14:46 And they had technology that would make our lives better.
00:14:52 And, they secretly controlled
00:14:57 things that,
00:14:59 they don't want us to know about.
00:15:03 And they intentionally tell us falsehoods
00:15:07 to make us back stupid
00:15:12 policies.
00:15:15 Wouldn't that be,
00:15:18 gross mis allocation of resources?
00:15:21 For instance, if this alleged
00:15:24 deep state shadow government had contact with
00:15:27 extraterrestrial intelligences,
00:15:30 for long contact
00:15:33 with aliens, it not maybe not,
00:15:37 continuous contact, but maybe they're good pen pals.
00:15:41 Wouldn't the city the search for extraterrestrial intelligence
00:15:46 be a gross
00:15:49 misallocation of resources?
00:15:52 No, I understand getting,
00:15:55 enthusiasts and, individuals
00:15:59 involved and having them use their own resources
00:16:02 to try to contact the stars, and, that that wouldn't cost too much.
00:16:08 And it probably is a, a way to cover up.
00:16:13 And I'd some some black funding, but, that's,
00:16:19 I don't know, shady shifty,
00:16:22 gross.
00:16:24 So, I've got one more personal story, and it has nothing to do with that.
00:16:29 I've always been a competitive person.
00:16:31 In ninth grade, I, didn't make the varsity tennis team, but they were short.
00:16:36 A couple people and my doubles partner and I, we were the number one
00:16:40 doubles team on the JV squad, and we dominated.
00:16:44 We're six feet tall, the combined weight of 500 pounds.
00:16:47 I mean, we were, the, you know, 5:00 shadow.
00:16:51 If we didn't shave for a couple weeks,
00:16:54 you know, 15, 16 years old.
00:16:56 So we we were, it's like a real old man.
00:17:00 Management, sports.
00:17:02 They would borrow us for varsity events
00:17:06 if, if the JV squad didn't have a, team.
00:17:10 In fact,
00:17:11 I got my varsity letter in ninth grade, which I believe Michael Jordan did not.
00:17:17 So, by 10th grade,
00:17:20 we, of course, were in, the on the varsity squad,
00:17:24 but there was this, pair of seniors that were the number one doubles team.
00:17:28 So we had to take a backseat to them for a year.
00:17:31 And finally, our junior year, it was our turn.
00:17:34 And, our main rival was,
00:17:37 team that we had gone up against since JV.
00:17:40 They, they were behind a group of seniors
00:17:44 that, that were blocking their way to number one doubles.
00:17:48 And they were our rivals at number one
00:17:50 doubles, our, our, our junior year.
00:17:53 So here we are, our 11th grade.
00:17:55 We win the league over those guys, and we move on to regionals
00:18:01 and we lose to a better squad, and that's fine.
00:18:04 And I thought that's a great way to go out.
00:18:07 Senior year, I didn't even try out for tennis.
00:18:09 And my partner came up to me two weeks into the tennis season and said, listen,
00:18:13 those guys that were at our heels, just like we did to, Spencer Wolfe
00:18:18 and I don't remember the other guy's name, but, they they took our spot.
00:18:23 And, I need you to come back to the tennis team.
00:18:26 So after two weeks of missing practice, I did.
00:18:28 I returned to to my triumphant return to varsity tennis.
00:18:34 And, my heart wasn't in it, like,
00:18:37 previous years, and we weren't as good as we were.
00:18:40 And we got challenged, and,
00:18:43 knocked out and,
00:18:46 the the head coach got accused of stacking the, the rankings
00:18:50 because we were clearly better than the guys that that Alcinous.
00:18:53 And so the, the,
00:18:56 the coach came to us, said, you got to win this challenge, doggone it.
00:18:59 So we did.
00:19:00 And so we played out the rest of the season as the number one
00:19:03 doubles team our senior year.
00:19:05 But we weren't as dominant as we had been.
00:19:08 And then we get
00:19:09 to the league championship game against those same boys.
00:19:13 And it goes to a tiebreaker.
00:19:17 And for game point,
00:19:21 I charge the net,
00:19:23 I rush the net and I cut off a passing shot.
00:19:27 It bounced off the frame into the net, lose the match.
00:19:32 And that's how I ended my varsity tennis career.
00:19:36 I don't know, it's just a personal story, but,
00:19:39 I've got this, lady I like.
00:19:43 She, she she quotes Bible verses, rapid fire,
00:19:47 and, she's got some things to say
00:19:50 about gross, inappropriate little clip.
00:19:54 Brady.
00:19:56 Never did you get any good clips of my wife.
00:20:01 Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning.
00:20:03 There's no Sunday morning everybody.
00:20:04 I hope everybody's day is off to a great start.
00:20:06 I'm thinking in the land of the living this morning.
00:20:08 I'm thankful to be a mom, but she says good morning three times to start with.
00:20:12 They gave me another chance.
00:20:13 So for those of you who don't know, good morning, I'm Grace.
00:20:16 And when she starts, God gives me a word to share.
00:20:19 I come on and I share with you.
00:20:21 Like this.
00:20:22 This morning, happy, I like to say, hey, what's your name?
00:20:25 What's your name, what's your name? I asked you three fucking time.
00:20:27 Let's get into this. Really?
00:20:28 I can't hear her talk to you. I'm still on the topic of.
00:20:31 You know what she said. Trust.
00:20:33 I have been talking about so.
00:20:35 Well, it's not terribly important.
00:20:36 Give God one of the definitions of she wrote.
00:20:38 She is talking like we we can hear.
00:20:40 Total is moving.
00:20:41 Completely from the topic you're saying here, because her mouth
00:20:46 you can see her, right?
00:20:47 Gross income is maybe he can't hear us either
00:20:50 the taxable income before, there's a good chance I'm.
00:20:54 Yeah, I'm thinking he came.
00:20:54 Deductions like taxes and insurance get taken out.
00:20:58 Hey, Peter.
00:20:59 So see us, but gross
00:21:02 in the application that she's using is,
00:21:06 obvious, inappropriate.
00:21:10 Do you think he can hear the
00:21:12 wrong answer?
00:21:13 Yeah.
00:21:14 Everything that's going wrong, that's fine.
00:21:16 It's because I touched. I'm actually.
00:21:17 She had a trial run show. Synonyms for gross.
00:21:20 I'm gonna keep talking over another me decorum.
00:21:22 So this is you guys kind of clicking like, good for me
00:21:26 beginning there, I don't know. Next week starts a new month.
00:21:28 I wanted to kind of start a new series.
00:21:30 So I have to, like you do all of that.
00:21:33 And but the event is two words,
00:21:38 so maybe we should start with the.
00:21:41 Those got a lot of uses.
00:21:43 I don't hear anybody saying anything, but I can see the draws on you,
00:21:47 which makes sense, because this is a monologue.
00:21:49 It's not. All right.
00:21:51 Brady's may play this hand.
00:21:53 Maybe I'm the one in your Bibles. Really?
00:21:55 He's good.
00:21:56 He says things are all good. We're good.
00:21:59 I'm talking over the clip that I wanted people to hear, though.
00:22:03 Not still.
00:22:04 But we are good. Okay. So they can hear it.
00:22:06 I just can't.
00:22:07 And thou shalt not.
00:22:08 You can't hear us.
00:22:09 It seems to be the case.
00:22:10 So I'm talking over my own clip. That doesn't belong.
00:22:13 But there are 27 clips tonight and there's one of the 27 and I'm still talking.
00:22:19 Should I, I you never know what that is.
00:22:22 What you stream is doing.
00:22:24 Yeah, cuz I can do that. It just takes me a moment.
00:22:27 But guess what?
00:22:27 That, I think of all these numbers.
00:22:30 One 4427 I think the important number here
00:22:35 is, you know, you are you have 23,
00:22:39 it is currently 23.
00:22:41 You're in the bottom.
00:22:42 You you know that it was not what was yet you took it and you
00:22:46 I shared some pretty personal stories
00:22:48 where she's sharing Bible verses and why shut the fuck up.
00:22:51 But it's not.
00:22:52 I can't it, from my own misappropriating.
00:22:56 And I'm just checking to see if they can hear it on Rumble With it.
00:23:00 Right.
00:23:01 What an example.
00:23:02 It's good.
00:23:02 Now that you're listening on Rumble,
00:23:04 Gary, you're going to need to leave and come back.
00:23:06 I think it happened last week.
00:23:07 The draw. Can you kick them out and force them to become back?
00:23:10 I can, I'm trying not to because they give it to you.
00:23:13 It's for you to use for certain purposes.
00:23:16 So if you can hear us
00:23:17 and rumble Gary, you're probably gonna have to leave and come back.
00:23:19 This is our show today. You go join, right?
00:23:22 My only problem is my stupid links don't connect to OBS.
00:23:27 WebSocket, because.
00:23:29 Oh, okay.
00:23:30 So I got you.
00:23:31 I got you to drive, and.
00:23:33 Oh, no, we suck again.
00:23:36 You are robbing them by stealing time they're paying you.
00:23:39 Does anybody really care at this man?
00:23:41 I mean, woman is saying you're not doing you're accepting the pay
00:23:45 to do something that they have not given you authority or permission to do.
00:23:50 And then you use their property, use appropriate, and use it
00:23:54 for something that they not give you permission to use your for.
00:23:57 Let me give you a scripture. Let's start off here, Tom, with me.
00:24:00 So I ran an entire show just to test everything.
00:24:03 Everything worked great. 24 verse.
00:24:05 What I didn't have is you to join.
00:24:08 So I think something is wrong with the IDs.
00:24:10 It's the Lord's and everything in it.
00:24:12 Give me the title.
00:24:14 So for how can I,
00:24:21 can't
00:24:23 hurt?
00:24:23 Can we do more to try to learn on.
00:24:28 Oh, yeah.
00:24:29 You got to hit.
00:24:29 I got I don't want to hit the wrong one.
00:24:32 The waters. What does that tell you?
00:24:34 That tells you that? Oh, yeah. That's.
00:24:36 I'm going to relabel that to, To God, something else is the Lord.
00:24:39 I didn't want to stop. Right.
00:24:41 And so that
00:24:43 belongs to God.
00:24:45 And we acknowledge that everything belongs to God.
00:24:47 Right?
00:24:48 Says our God, we tried God.
00:24:50 What we should be doing is he has technically, everything belongs to God.
00:24:56 You know, it's interesting stuff this good right here.
00:24:58 I don't, love
00:25:02 after like I'm I but, you know, I've been slowly working our way through,
00:25:04 that thing, and there's, you know, idiots and fucked up situations
00:25:08 that they shouldn't be in.
00:25:10 And, the one dude they have another kid after they already have, like, one.
00:25:16 I was like four of them.
00:25:17 The one has three.
00:25:18 Like, the dude wants to be a rapper, even though he sucks and like,
00:25:22 so it's the worst case situation.
00:25:23 But my man, they get a they get pregnant again and my man like is
00:25:26 getting bitched that by his family again about like irresponsibility.
00:25:30 And he's like I just like God.
00:25:32 You know God you know just like God handle you know God.
00:25:34 God did the you know what what do you what do you think? Oh, that.
00:25:37 You know what I mean.
00:25:37 Like, God's just telling you to squirt semen all over and whatever happens, like,
00:25:42 that's God, you know? Oh, God. You know, it's a miracle.
00:25:44 God told me to do it.
00:25:45 God put this in my hands.
00:25:47 God also gave a self responsibility right?
00:25:52 Yeah, I forget to wait.
00:25:54 Where did he shoot it? I'm confused.
00:25:55 But also they forget about.
00:25:57 Can you hear us, Gary?
00:25:59 To know the devil is in the plastic.
00:26:02 I don't know why, but when you left, I cannot change the order.
00:26:05 Now, see, there's just the weird.
00:26:06 There's weird shit happening.
00:26:08 I have a little plus minus again.
00:26:10 I'll try to leave it here. I'm just going to leave again.
00:26:12 All right? Okay. Bye. Fuck off.
00:26:15 It'll actually work, because then you'll come back.
00:26:17 Third up.
00:26:18 Dude.
00:26:18 Up until the show started,
00:26:19 I had a little plus minus where I could change the order.
00:26:21 It's not quite as cool as StreamYard,
00:26:22 where you can drop and drag the order, but it's pretty easy.
00:26:24 I just click the little plus or minus.
00:26:26 It's gone right now because the show is going on.
00:26:28 I'm not going to bitch about the technical issues. The whole show.
00:26:31 Humans are gross.
00:26:33 We're just full of, like, blood and guts and,
00:26:37 saying that when she's on the screen while,
00:26:41 I identify as an, biological organism, I forget her.
00:26:46 She's, she was saying, gross
00:26:50 misappropriation of resources is stealing, and, that was that was the main point.
00:26:55 But she was like, is it Bible verses?
00:26:59 Yes. You feel that it is
00:27:02 gross. Yeah.
00:27:02 Misappropriation of, funding is definitely stealing.
00:27:07 All right.
00:27:07 What if it's just incompetence?
00:27:09 Can you can you steal something from incompetence? Or.
00:27:11 Because, like I learned on the show, that lying has.
00:27:14 No, not just misinformation.
00:27:16 If you don't know, you're lying.
00:27:17 Apparently it's not lying.
00:27:19 Was I right about that?
00:27:21 I learned that I learned that on the show.
00:27:23 We'll still then if you're
00:27:24 misappropriating funds and you're doing it with good intention and ignorance,
00:27:27 I don't think it's theft.
00:27:30 It doesn't work the same.
00:27:32 All right?
00:27:33 Why not?
00:27:33 Because you're not consistent with anything.
00:27:35 Or just that thing.
00:27:38 I'm consistent with everything.
00:27:40 But that's the word.
00:27:43 Right. Exactly.
00:27:44 Yeah. Yes. Your shirt's black and your coat is white.
00:27:47 That's not even consistent.
00:27:48 That's an inconsistent, but.
00:27:50 But it is pretty nice. Okay.
00:27:52 I like the black on white.
00:27:54 Yeah.
00:27:55 Obi, there'll be one is my favorite outfit regardless of anything, so.
00:27:59 Yeah. Yeah, I'll bring that back for you. What?
00:28:02 Why you got to wrap the black up with white?
00:28:06 Why not?
00:28:08 It sounds racist.
00:28:10 Well,
00:28:12 either.
00:28:12 Can we can we talk about.
00:28:15 Yeah. Yeah. Monologue.
00:28:17 Oh, there's a lot.
00:28:18 What the fuck with your dog?
00:28:21 Your dog is. Oh.
00:28:22 Do you do you know why you were able to do so?
00:28:23 He's also very gross. He looks. But.
00:28:27 Well, that's not gross.
00:28:28 It's gross. And then he licks your face, right?
00:28:31 If I could lick my butt, I'm pretty sure I would.
00:28:34 I'm just.
00:28:36 I'm certain you would
00:28:38 have you lick a bite to.
00:28:39 But that kind of arrogance is a huge character flaw with you.
00:28:42 No offense.
00:28:43 I know.
00:28:43 I just told you.
00:28:45 I just told you I would lick my butt,
00:28:48 and I just told you you are wrong about that again.
00:28:53 Okay, so we got the dog out of the way.
00:28:55 Actually, he's not.
00:28:56 No, he's right in the way.
00:28:57 Do you know why you were able to do so well at tennis?
00:29:00 Tell me.
00:29:00 Because.
00:29:01 Because all the actual athletes, the real athletes play.
00:29:04 Yeah, yeah, they're the real sports.
00:29:06 So, we got to tell me, is God given talent?
00:29:09 No, it's no wonder.
00:29:10 It's no wonder, you know,
00:29:11 all the star players, all the best athletes are playing the real sports.
00:29:15 And then what kind of like, you know, piggybacking
00:29:18 off of that, you got beat by a group of seniors.
00:29:22 Oh, no.
00:29:23 Good pair of seniors. Yeah.
00:29:25 I mean, they're old and handicapped and they have.
00:29:30 Yeah. Yeah.
00:29:31 But yeah, it's just top raw talent.
00:29:35 It's pretty ironic is there may be some footage
00:29:37 of some old people playing pickleball later, so I don't know.
00:29:40 Okay.
00:29:41 No we, we got we got great clips.
00:29:44 I watched the 27 clips just before the show started.
00:29:47 They're all fantastic.
00:29:49 New sponsor, Great Clips where your hair is.
00:29:53 I forgot the slogan gone on the floor.
00:29:58 So we we've gone over this before as well when it comes to you going, oh, you know,
00:30:02 these drug companies making too much money and charging too much for their drugs.
00:30:05 If it wasn't for capitalism, we went in.
00:30:08 It's like, if not for capitalism, they wouldn't be making drugs.
00:30:12 They wouldn't be.
00:30:13 I don't I don't think there would be drugs.
00:30:17 And I was speculating.
00:30:19 I said, see, theoretically, if if it was all about making money,
00:30:25 it, it would be
00:30:27 gross and appropriation of resources.
00:30:31 Flat rents live.
00:30:32 This week we'll be doing drugs.
00:30:35 You heard me right.
00:30:36 Drugs.
00:30:44 This is a dog.
00:30:45 Oh. Got.
00:30:46 No no no no I got oh.
00:30:50 How we got much money.
00:30:51 Oh, business without the need to make products and charge money for them.
00:30:57 There would be no shit that we're doing right now.
00:31:00 You know, much like like I know, I know these these selfish companies,
00:31:04 but you know how much, ingenuity it's brought to the rest of the world.
00:31:08 Even third world countries get our hand-me-downs and shit, but.
00:31:11 Oh, I agree.
00:31:13 I'm just saying the system's flawed.
00:31:16 May I suggest our future?
00:31:17 There will be a social credit score
00:31:19 if you don't do your due duty and you don't do your due work,
00:31:22 you will be prevented from participating in society.
00:31:27 That's how Star Trek.
00:31:27 Excuse me.
00:31:29 Right, right. Just do.
00:31:31 Already active and China and Elon Musk is trying
00:31:34 to make an app where we do everything from banking to talking to living.
00:31:38 And once we're registered on that
00:31:40 and we're all dependent on it, if we do not work and do not innovate
00:31:44 or actually follow the line, just they'll just turn you off.
00:31:47 You won't be able to buy groceries, live, work, eat, sleep.
00:31:50 Right.
00:31:50 Because you know, yeah, that's that's that's a slippery slope
00:31:54 doing a lot of places
00:31:55 that we don't have free speech and guns to stop them during Covid.
00:31:59 That's, that's they should that same one way street
00:32:03 where you get to a point where if you can't afford the air, you suffocate.
00:32:07 Speaking to my ass.
00:32:09 Yeah,
00:32:10 but it's a one way street where you cannot suffocate.
00:32:14 Oh. Okay.
00:32:16 Don't hit that button. He's look he's looking for the button.
00:32:18 Let's just talk about something else quickly.
00:32:20 It's pretty gross.
00:32:21 You ruined it.
00:32:23 Roll. Cool. Good.
00:32:25 I know I'm good.
00:32:26 Witch number one.
00:32:28 Let's start with 27.
00:32:30 You're just randomly. Oh, you know that one? Probably.
00:32:33 No, Brad.
00:32:34 You're right.
00:32:35 But that's
00:32:37 easy,
00:32:38 is it?
00:32:40 This is so funny.
00:32:41 You do. We get we wait here.
00:32:44 Cannot wait.
00:32:44 Do we get much higher the remixed.
00:32:47 And then when I can't wait till we get my user
00:32:52 interface to the software. Oh.
00:32:56 Watch this.
00:32:59 And then make the bread.
00:33:02 Hello, everybody.
00:33:03 And I get it.
00:33:04 You didn't put the gummies in the flour.
00:33:06 One pack of gummies don't work.
00:33:08 That thing, which is two and a quarter tablespoons
00:33:12 three teaspoons of salt, one and a half cup of warm water.
00:33:21 For the mix.
00:33:21 Right.
00:33:22 You know how
00:33:23 to do that, And you're going to cover it with plastic wrap, which I don't have.
00:33:27 Put this somewhere warm overnight for 8 to 20 hours.
00:33:32 You guys seriously think we went to the moon?
00:33:37 Take your fucking dough.
00:33:38 Fold it over itself a few times.
00:33:41 Did you fucking think I was just going to stay hot forever?
00:33:43 Sprinkle some flour on your cutting board.
00:33:45 Lay your dough on a little thing. You got to take more gummy.
00:33:48 Cover it with the same pin for 30 minutes.
00:33:51 If you want to design on it, you can do it with a fucking knife.
00:33:54 While your dough is resting, you're going to set your oven
00:33:56 to 450 degrees with the fucking pot inside of it.
00:33:59 Put a little bit of parchment paper on the bottom of the pot.
00:34:02 Gently place your dough in, cover it with a lid, bake it for 30 minutes.
00:34:05 Take the lid off, put it in for another 15 minutes.
00:34:08 I know this is tough for you because you're hungry all the time,
00:34:12 but you have to let it rest for an hour or it's going to taste like shit.
00:34:17 That would be gross.
00:34:18 Fuckin easy.
00:34:19 That is a little bit of fucking butter and that's all you need.
00:34:22 That's more than a little bit of butter.
00:34:24 Bread is the easiest thing to make to prove how easy it is.
00:34:27 I'm going to take some gummies and then make the bread.
00:34:29 So I'm going to try this recipe and I try to, like I said, take more gummies.
00:34:35 So I was, you know, making them take more.
00:34:38 Yeah.
00:34:39 Good sippy sippy mix up that.
00:34:41 So yeah, I had to send that in.
00:34:43 And that's a good way to make a sandwich.
00:34:46 If you start out with some bread.
00:34:48 Fresh, delicious, tasty, meaty,
00:34:52 turkey filled cold cut combo.
00:34:57 See? Like that.
00:34:59 Yeah. Like that.
00:35:01 Something I think you guys are missing.
00:35:04 Let me just grossly mis under estimating how much I like sandwiches.
00:35:10 You said Miss Trois.
00:35:11 If you're Miss Gross, that's not gross.
00:35:15 No, you call me a double negative.
00:35:20 No, I was not.
00:35:22 Okay, guys, isn't that a double double?
00:35:25 Isn't that you're not not calling me.
00:35:26 Oh, no no no no no, that is not
00:35:31 okay.
00:35:31 Good.
00:35:37 I had more, Yeah, there's definitely more.
00:35:40 You should.
00:35:40 Yeah, yeah,
00:35:42 I draw very good.
00:35:44 Keep it going.
00:35:47 Don't deflect.
00:35:48 Oh, do I have another one?
00:35:49 This asshole again?
00:35:51 You made me a sandwich. Yes.
00:35:52 Okay, well, here.
00:35:56 Made that for me.
00:35:58 Let's fucking delicious dog cat.
00:36:00 I fucking like it.
00:36:01 Oh, know I fucking love you not.
00:36:03 Oh, knock it off.
00:36:04 3 pounds of 8020 ground beef is catchphrase.
00:36:07 Don't fuck it into the fucking box.
00:36:09 Six cloves of garlic.
00:36:11 I know your dumb ass hasn't seen much oregano before,
00:36:13 but you're going to get some fresh.
00:36:15 Yeah, we've seen fresh, fresh basil.
00:36:17 A little bit of time to table. You don't put the basil in.
00:36:20 You cook with a leaf and then pull it out.
00:36:21 A tablespoon of chili flakes, a couple of bay, two eggs.
00:36:25 Fuck. Oh, you're right about it.
00:36:27 I was wrong, and a couple of my apologies.
00:36:29 I'm just going to fucking mix this around.
00:36:30 You hear that? Why?
00:36:31 If it's that easy, bigger than yours they take to cook
00:36:37 proper ripping hot fucking pan, little bit of olive oil.
00:36:39 You're going to sear the dripping honey until they look like this.
00:36:43 Separate pot.
00:36:44 Add some fucking olive oil roughly chop two yellow onions.
00:36:47 Saute this on high heat.
00:36:49 Hold on.
00:36:50 Do you think when he has sex, he looks at you like that the whole time?
00:36:52 Yeah, I hope so.
00:36:54 No, I can't.
00:36:58 With the two hands now.
00:36:59 Yeah. The peeled San Marzano tomatoes.
00:37:02 Half a can of water, tablespoon of salt, blend it gently.
00:37:06 Hypothetically. Allegedly.
00:37:08 There should be at least 90% covered.
00:37:10 Oh, fun fact place I get my, Chicago Italian.
00:37:14 It's not really fun.
00:37:15 It's just a fact place where I get my Italian beef sandwiches.
00:37:19 They have a Monday meatball.
00:37:21 And I said, why do you only make it on Mondays?
00:37:23 He said, because so many people complained the raw
00:37:26 because the tomato sauce makes them look raw and you.
00:37:28 Are you aware that when you cook meatballs in tomato sauce, they look raw?
00:37:32 I think that red.
00:37:33 Yeah, he's like, I cannot handle the complaints.
00:37:35 He's an older guy, successful business.
00:37:37 He just literally only makes my money
00:37:39 because he hates his customers and he hates it.
00:37:41 They complain that they're raw and he has to tell them that it's just the sauce.
00:37:44 I would yeah, I would just tell them that.
00:37:46 Why would I sell raw?
00:37:48 I was one of those kids who don't get the burgers or don't get the meatballs.
00:37:54 I mean, to stuff.
00:37:56 So I do me a favor. Look at these fuckers.
00:37:58 Do they look, I mean, you can see the white and red marble.
00:38:01 I mean, it literally turns everything that's cooked back to raw color.
00:38:04 And, I mean, if you don't know, I'm ignorant, I understand.
00:38:07 I mean, I was ignorant, delicious, absolutely delicious.
00:38:10 And when he told me that, I was like, all right, it was good enough for me,
00:38:13 like I would somebody trying to lie to secretly feed me raw meat.
00:38:17 I marinate chicken in wine, just straight wine,
00:38:20 and it turns purple, you know, it's like, you know, things that are correct.
00:38:25 Yeah, but I don't really worry about purple meat.
00:38:28 I mean, I know you eat purple meat all the time. Obviously.
00:38:34 Anyone on that color?
00:38:35 I know they want to find anything.
00:38:39 Purple meat, purple, whatever the fuck you are.
00:38:43 Indian meatballs.
00:38:44 If you're not, I hope because a sandwich open, this guy does, to be honest.
00:38:48 Well, he looks at the camera the whole he's great.
00:38:52 Yeah.
00:38:52 He swears Nate apartment neighbor that he's got
00:38:56 is Courteney Cox was a friend.
00:38:59 Something tells me that he does that whenever he looks away from the camera.
00:39:03 Yeah.
00:39:03 He looks he reaches the next part of the recipe,
00:39:05 and then he looks back at the camera and yells it.
00:39:08 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all right.
00:39:11 The fuck did I just fucking say the meatballs by itself?
00:39:14 But I'm making a sandwich.
00:39:16 Provolone meatball, mozzarella toast.
00:39:19 You got to cut.
00:39:20 He's got to cut those meatballs open so he can see it in parmesan.
00:39:24 Bunch of fucking basil.
00:39:25 That's how you make a proper shut up.
00:39:28 And that's how you make a proper meatballs. Oh,
00:39:32 he's got
00:39:34 same issues as we have.
00:39:35 I sometimes you'll mess up and, like, say something wrong and then go in
00:39:40 and correct it or leave the error like he left it in, when he baked a pizza.
00:39:46 He said, bake for 30s and just moved on.
00:39:51 Are you, like, he edits this?
00:39:55 Not trying to say that.
00:39:57 It's very drastically so.
00:39:58 You see, he's pointing his balls at you very aggressively, too.
00:40:02 Okay. Yeah.
00:40:03 And I, I take, I take,
00:40:06 exception to you saying that we
00:40:09 my phone is never rang on the show.
00:40:12 Correct?
00:40:12 Me neither either.
00:40:14 Either.
00:40:16 I like mine.
00:40:18 Mine has it wrong on the show, but it did for a pre-recording.
00:40:22 And then I played the recording booth.
00:40:27 Who, do.
00:40:30 That's what it did. Or
00:40:32 I remember the vibrating.
00:40:34 Maybe that wasn't the notification.
00:40:35 Sort of a different story.
00:40:37 You're you're on mute.
00:40:40 I like to know editing.
00:40:41 I did that on purpose. Dickhead.
00:40:43 I know, that's why I yelled it out.
00:40:47 Don't piss off your man. It's fucking weird.
00:40:49 I love to draw.
00:40:50 It makes for good shows.
00:40:51 Remember when he was opacity got out and said we were ruining the podcast?
00:40:56 Remember?
00:40:57 That was so much fun.
00:40:59 That was, Oh. Was that crazy?
00:41:02 He was acting crazy.
00:41:05 And that was our crazy show.
00:41:07 Did you guys notice the right brushes?
00:41:10 Got darn near 6000 views on Rumble?
00:41:13 Whoo!
00:41:14 Precious. We don't do it.
00:41:15 We don't do it for the views.
00:41:17 No, no!
00:41:17 Shannon, please stop.
00:41:19 I did 5.7 thousand.
00:41:23 Go for the likes.
00:41:24 Not the not the not the views.
00:41:26 I do for the shares.
00:41:27 And I do it for this. Me?
00:41:30 Which one? Yeah.
00:41:32 There's no.
00:41:34 I have no idea.
00:41:36 And no way to check on how many times I've been scared.
00:41:40 We have to look at the victories.
00:41:42 We have to look at the when we get better.
00:41:43 Our show, for the first time ever, was reposted by another channel.
00:41:48 What?
00:41:50 That's why we get so many views. Why?
00:41:54 He's excited.
00:41:55 Someone.
00:41:56 Someone who is popular.
00:41:59 Yes. Well, no, I mean, they're about as popular, but it's just two.
00:42:03 Is is slightly greater than one.
00:42:08 Speaking of a more popular channel, though, we have a Captain Giggles.
00:42:12 Do we more popular believe we do.
00:42:14 Like. Okay, so,
00:42:16 Oh, it's early on.
00:42:18 Maybe sick?
00:42:19 Never mind. Good titles are fine, too. I'm just.
00:42:21 I'm just trying to give you a hard time because you have to get suspicious
00:42:25 when you see way too many, subscribers and not enough,
00:42:30 views per video, so.
00:42:33 Or you just don't consider right now.
00:42:34 I had the Captain Giggles get over a thousand.
00:42:37 That's pretty good. Yeah. You don't consider them at all?
00:42:40 Was it a short, though?
00:42:42 It was, but this this one's a full, three minute video.
00:42:46 And it's the evolution short is 90s.
00:42:49 All right.
00:42:50 I had as if, like, he's at all.
00:42:53 He forgot the a part
00:42:55 that this guy's bow guarding his shit.
00:42:57 I had it,
00:43:00 he is allowed to do that.
00:43:02 I've got creativity to go around.
00:43:05 What?
00:43:06 I'm sorry.
00:43:06 Did I say that out loud?
00:43:09 I love you, I just can't wait.
00:43:11 Very personal failure story
00:43:14 that was traumatizing in my life.
00:43:17 And you're complaining about me not having the.
00:43:21 Well, play the clip,
00:43:24 right? Is it?
00:43:25 Is it so well-written that you have to narrate?
00:43:28 Every second of it is so amazing.
00:43:31 This is where I went to this place called queer Hollow.
00:43:35 I did, I went to a place called Queer Hollow.
00:43:37 Oh, okay.
00:43:38 So so this starts out with The Invention of fire.
00:43:41 So they're cave people.
00:43:44 Cave a clown chicken.
00:43:47 Should I start it?
00:43:48 Yeah.
00:43:48 Are they still okay?
00:43:51 Okay, so. So the fire.
00:43:54 So we have fire.
00:43:56 This is the evolution of Captain Giggles.
00:43:58 And then they.
00:44:01 Then they invent the wheel.
00:44:02 Give that to cavemen.
00:44:04 We can see that.
00:44:06 Okay.
00:44:06 Things progressed pretty quickly from there.
00:44:09 Allegedly.
00:44:10 I mean, the you you're going to get sued by the Egyptians for that.
00:44:13 You understand that? You have to say allegedly.
00:44:15 Yeah. Right.
00:44:16 Right, right.
00:44:19 I like that you're pandering to Jordan
00:44:20 and then everything blows up.
00:44:24 This is, the Younger Dryas event.
00:44:29 And then he has to rebuild
00:44:31 the astronaut chicken.
00:44:36 This is funny, but not for the reasons you think.
00:44:37 Well, how whole, until they rediscover
00:44:42 the ancient ruins, you can make them talk.
00:44:44 You know?
00:44:47 Yeah, but I'm not good at doing this.
00:44:49 I like the sense talking, and,
00:44:53 And then they have to reinvent the wheel.
00:44:55 Nice. Yeah.
00:44:57 And then they get back to the flight
00:45:01 when that plane tip, which is, there needs to be equal weight on the other,
00:45:05 they have to wait, and then they get really, really good of flight.
00:45:09 So it's not realistic.
00:45:13 What?
00:45:14 My astronaut chicken isn't realistic.
00:45:16 Oh, no. I got to get that.
00:45:18 It was the logistics of and the physics of the plane.
00:45:21 I got no problems with flying clowns and three eyed space aliens.
00:45:25 That's logical and reasonable.
00:45:27 Yeah, I just don't know why the chicken needs a space suit no matter where he is.
00:45:31 And the clown doesn't need a space suit no matter where he is,
00:45:34 because he's astronaut.
00:45:35 They're both be in space or both be on Earth.
00:45:38 Yeah, it's all just all good.
00:45:40 They're fine.
00:45:42 Okay, I'm going to sit there watching black holes of my car.
00:45:46 Okay?
00:45:46 And then we go back to the lab.
00:45:51 And then you home,
00:45:54 and then they start rebuilding the rebuilding here.
00:45:57 They got the city, but then.
00:45:59 Then the giant monkey thing
00:46:01 is messing with their crap.
00:46:03 There's smoke in his helmet.
00:46:04 He's the chicken of the sea, so he can't really breathe air.
00:46:07 He breathes water. There's water inside the bowl.
00:46:10 Correct the helmet.
00:46:12 And then they become
00:46:13 industrialists making consumer goods for a profit.
00:46:17 Not for the good of humanity.
00:46:22 And then,
00:46:23 Wait wait wait, wait, that those things aren't mutually exclusive.
00:46:27 You can profit and benefit humanity.
00:46:30 Yeah, I wish more people would do that.
00:46:32 So, this is where it falls off the deep end.
00:46:35 Oh, here is where it falls. This is where.
00:46:37 Yeah, this is it.
00:46:39 And then it stops making sense at all.
00:46:43 No, don't worry, you'll narrate it.
00:46:44 It'll make sense.
00:46:46 No, I won't.
00:46:57 And then this works
00:46:58 for the owners and for. You.
00:47:08 You still haven't added any sound drops to the actual other boy.
00:47:12 I need to do that.
00:47:12 I think they like you.
00:47:14 We're going to have a successful farm.
00:47:16 Oh, he's talking with the snow bunny.
00:47:18 He talks and they talk like.
00:47:22 No, that's an English.
00:47:24 I just just a little.
00:47:27 That's funny.
00:47:28 Look at the robot shark floating. Now.
00:47:31 The shark really should try to rub it.
00:47:34 The robot Spiderman.
00:47:36 The bite more often.
00:47:40 Oh, we're going to trade Mark.
00:47:41 Mark, here we get the Mandalorian.
00:47:45 Disney.
00:47:47 Wow, it's,
00:47:50 Yeah,
00:47:52 yeah.
00:47:54 All right.
00:47:55 Hey, I heard there.
00:47:56 Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
00:48:03 Prime Ranger.
00:48:04 Right.
00:48:05 That's why I'm like, I don't know what
00:48:10 will be.
00:48:11 That's funny.
00:48:12 Look at the robot shark floating.
00:48:15 Now, the shark really should try to bite more often.
00:48:21 Yeah.
00:48:25 Comments.
00:48:25 Oh, that would be sweet in Captain Giggles, an astronaut chicken.
00:48:30 Comments.
00:48:31 I don't give a shit.
00:48:35 What you see
00:48:38 fly tab viewers on hyper
00:48:40 big little online don't know is this
00:48:43 go on Fiverr, give this guy some money and he'll guarantee us fake views.
00:48:47 Well, let's do that.
00:48:49 Can we do that?
00:48:51 He doesn't know.
00:48:51 I'll just give him my Social security number and bank account information.
00:48:55 Yeah.
00:48:56 Sounds good. Yeah, it's supposed to do that.
00:48:59 I know.
00:49:02 I don't know, they just say don't.
00:49:04 I mean, I give it to a whole bunch of other people without asking questions.
00:49:07 I don't.
00:49:08 I mean, I don't typically trust people, so why would I listen to them?
00:49:12 You know?
00:49:14 It's a good point.
00:49:16 Yeah.
00:49:18 I only have two clips this week.
00:49:22 Very funny.
00:49:25 I'm aware that you said 27 in the monologue.
00:49:27 27 total.
00:49:28 Counting my two and your five.
00:49:31 That's how math works.
00:49:33 Yeah, it's better to have.
00:49:35 No, we can wait for that one.
00:49:37 Most of those are all I can tell already.
00:49:38 Those are all rumble.
00:49:40 Rumble, rumble, rumble, rumble.
00:49:42 Mine are all good.
00:49:45 I don't play
00:49:46 grosser grossness or grossness or gross.
00:49:50 Any of the gross ones.
00:49:52 And then gross.
00:49:53 They're all good.
00:49:54 Let me see your gross and grossness.
00:49:56 This one is George Carlin.
00:50:01 Drawer.
00:50:02 Really? Carlin?
00:50:03 Yeah.
00:50:04 Is it really George Carlin, or is it I, George Carlin?
00:50:07 It's a it's his stand up.
00:50:11 Be fantastic.
00:50:12 If I could just hide the shared Steve.
00:50:14 And then I have to open it every time.
00:50:16 That would be fair.
00:50:17 Steve in the trees have to be shady.
00:50:20 Was that Steve was the best.
00:50:21 He's got a lot on his plate.
00:50:23 And the greatest arrogance of all.
00:50:25 Save the planet.
00:50:26 What are these fucking people kidding me?
00:50:29 Save the planet.
00:50:30 We don't even know how to take care of ourselves yet.
00:50:33 We haven't learned how to care for one another.
00:50:34 We're going to save the fucking planet.
00:50:37 I'm getting tired of that shit.
00:50:39 Swear to that shit. Tired.
00:50:44 I'm tired of fucking Earth Day.
00:50:46 I'm tired of these self-righteous environmentalist,
00:50:49 these white bourgeois liberals who think the only thing
00:50:52 wrong with this country is there aren't enough bicycle paths,
00:50:55 people trying to make the world safe for their Volvos.
00:50:58 So environmentalists don't give a shit about the planet.
00:51:02 They don't care about the planet. Not in the abstract.
00:51:04 They don't.
00:51:05 Not in the abstract. They don't.
00:51:06 You know what they're interested in a clean place to live their own habitat.
00:51:12 They're worried that someday in the future, they might be personally in
00:51:14 convenient, narrow, unenlightened self-interest doesn't impress me.
00:51:19 Besides, there is nothing wrong with the planet.
00:51:22 Nothing wrong with the planet.
00:51:23 The planet is fine.
00:51:25 The people are fucked.
00:51:28 Difference, difference.
00:51:30 The nobody believes in random chaos.
00:51:32 Somebody has to be pulling the strings.
00:51:34 Doing great. It's been here 4.5 billion years.
00:51:36 Do you ever think about the arithmetic?
00:51:38 Planet has been here 4.5 billion years.
00:51:41 We've been here, what, 100,000, maybe 200,000.
00:51:45 And we've only been engaged in heavy industry for a little over 200 years,
00:51:49 200 years versus 4.5 billion.
00:51:52 And we have the conceit to think that somehow we're a threat, that somehow
00:51:56 we're going to put in jeopardy this beautiful little blue green ball.
00:51:59 It's just a floating around the sun.
00:52:00 Well, we could've
00:52:01 been through a lot worse than us then, through all kinds of things.
00:52:05 Worse than us then through earthquakes, volcanoes, plate tectonics,
00:52:09 continental drift, solar flares, sunspots, magnetic storms, the magnetic reversal
00:52:13 of the poles, hundreds of thousands of years of bombarding
00:52:17 by comets and asteroids and meteors worldwide floods,
00:52:20 tidal waves worldwide, fires, erosion, cosmic rays, recurring ice ages.
00:52:24 And we think some plastic bags
00:52:28 and some aluminum cans
00:52:30 are going to make a difference
00:52:32 for the planet.
00:52:35 That planet.
00:52:39 The planet isn't going anywhere.
00:52:42 We are.
00:52:44 We're going away.
00:52:46 Pack your shit, folks.
00:52:49 We're going away.
00:52:51 And we won't leave much of a trace either.
00:52:52 Thank God for that.
00:52:54 Maybe a little styrofoam, maybe a little styrofoam plant.
00:52:58 It'll be here.
00:52:59 We'll be long gone. My.
00:53:00 Just another failed mutation.
00:53:02 Just another closed and biological mistake.
00:53:04 An evolutionary cul de sac.
00:53:06 The planet will shake us off like a bad case of fleas.
00:53:11 And that's depressing as fuck.
00:53:13 Thank you.
00:53:13 Yeah, I'll say.
00:53:17 Yeah.
00:53:18 I think there's somewhere in between.
00:53:21 There's something in between both of those.
00:53:22 Like, we can take personal responsibility
00:53:25 for the way we ruin the earth or our surroundings.
00:53:28 But yeah, it's very egotistical to think that we can hold back
00:53:31 a wall of, what do you say, 3 billion years?
00:53:34 Million, trillion.
00:53:37 Well, does it even matter?
00:53:39 Way older than 200,000 years, like he thinks.
00:53:42 So take a step back here.
00:53:44 Consider what you can control.
00:53:46 Start there.
00:53:47 Do that.
00:53:48 No. I'm sorry. Right. Humans there.
00:53:51 There's like 20 or so different species
00:53:54 of people that have existed.
00:53:57 And, modern humans
00:53:59 existed for the last 300,000 years.
00:54:03 Might I suggest why we should even bother if there's no such thing as free will
00:54:07 and we can't control it anyways, and the outcome is already determined.
00:54:12 Yes.
00:54:13 Yes, we should bother.
00:54:14 And, you've been confused by, about that for quite some time, have I?
00:54:20 And I believe in figure that out for you.
00:54:23 Do you believe in choice and free will?
00:54:28 Is those the only two options?
00:54:30 No, but I'm sticking them together so that you can't cop out.
00:54:32 Everybody has a choice.
00:54:34 I believe in. Sorry.
00:54:37 I believe they're the exact.
00:54:38 The illusion of free will.
00:54:40 You cannot make choices without the mechanism to make a choice.
00:54:45 Even if you have not made a choice, you still have chosen
00:54:50 not a deterministic
00:54:52 universe that I think we live in.
00:54:55 It isn't in.
00:54:57 It doesn't matter
00:55:00 if you don't know what the outcome will be.
00:55:03 It doesn't affect like it doesn't matter.
00:55:07 They're saying, wait.
00:55:09 To be clear, you're saying that
00:55:10 the outcome of your choice makes your choice irrelevant?
00:55:14 No, I'm saying because you don't know what the outcome will be.
00:55:19 That makes the choice real
00:55:23 good.
00:55:23 Thank you once again.
00:55:25 What is that mechanism to choose?
00:55:28 You just said we have choice. Yes.
00:55:31 What is that mechanism to choose?
00:55:33 We use our sensory ability.
00:55:35 Your mind processed in our mind right?
00:55:39 Yeah.
00:55:40 And if that hasn't changed,
00:55:44 everyone knows that.
00:55:46 So what's the difference between your will?
00:55:49 It's like your mind is full of all kinds of things.
00:55:50 Impulses that control your fingers.
00:55:52 Do whatever you will.
00:55:54 You just can't. Will whatever you wish
00:55:57 you could do that would that would have been perfect.
00:56:00 But wouldn't you do whatever you want, will?
00:56:01 You don't think you were going to think of something.
00:56:04 It just kind of pops in there.
00:56:05 It's my main question.
00:56:07 Who is it that I've heard?
00:56:08 I've not true.
00:56:09 James, talk about how he imposes his will all the time.
00:56:11 What are you talking about?
00:56:14 Yeah, well,
00:56:16 I think that you have you have this weird god religion, attachment
00:56:20 to Will, and I'm just connecting it to our mind.
00:56:24 Oh. That's fine.
00:56:24 Oh, no. You're this obsessed with him.
00:56:28 He had a court date today.
00:56:33 That whole incident with the,
00:56:35 the ditch and me trying to claim I was driving
00:56:39 and the cops not believing me.
00:56:43 What do you mean?
00:56:44 When you were free and clear?
00:56:46 I mean, like, hypothetically speaking.
00:56:48 Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
00:56:51 But my wife did go to the court with them.
00:56:55 You got no repercussion.
00:56:58 No, no, they didn't believe me.
00:57:01 They just.
00:57:02 I'm not.
00:57:02 I'm not interfering in a police investigation.
00:57:04 You know, you're right, I know, I know, and it was like the cars in my name,
00:57:11 the illegal plate that was on the car
00:57:14 was in, it was, in my possession.
00:57:18 Like it was all my fault, and they still wouldn't put it on me.
00:57:22 I was claiming it was my fault
00:57:25 and they wouldn't put it on me.
00:57:28 I don't know.
00:57:31 Oh, I think I'm going to draw a story.
00:57:36 Okay.
00:57:37 I need 20 minutes to find the fucking bumper.
00:57:40 I know I go, biddy biddy biddy biddy biddy,
00:57:45 and 200. Oh,
00:57:50 sorry.
00:57:53 You know, you nailed it.
00:57:56 Jordan will show up to this amusement park, and,
00:57:59 they're tripping out on whatever they're on.
00:58:02 And, an Indian guy and his family walks in
00:58:06 and says, we're having fun. Yes,
00:58:09 that was it, man.
00:58:13 No, that was that.
00:58:15 We are having fun. Was that a disc golf course?
00:58:17 Oh, okay. We're having fun. Yes.
00:58:19 Yeah, they were, they were they weren't playing disc golf.
00:58:21 They were walking on the walking path and the kids were bored as fuck.
00:58:24 And they were like.
00:58:25 But no, they were having kids are always bored as fuck.
00:58:28 Dad was posing as well.
00:58:30 He's like, no, we are having fun.
00:58:31 The kid was like, you know, just I guess the kid was just supposed to go,
00:58:34 okay, this is fun. Yeah, I guess I'm him.
00:58:36 Yeah, yeah we will. Yeah. Or we will start not having fun.
00:58:39 You think we're not having fun now, motherfucker?
00:58:41 Having fun? Yeah.
00:58:44 Yeah, that's.
00:58:45 What is that called when you reaffirm something
00:58:47 that's not true enough so that you actually start to believe it.
00:58:50 Religion.
00:58:51 The show is going perfect.
00:58:55 Oh. I just have this seat.
00:58:57 I've been watching this circle circling.
00:58:59 It's just circling.
00:59:01 Yeah.
00:59:01 My free will is being upheld or is being held.
00:59:05 The audio.
00:59:07 No, the audio is going to go out.
00:59:08 Believe that free will.
00:59:09 Can you hear the audio? Yeah. Yes.
00:59:12 Fantastic.
00:59:13 All right, let's do this.
00:59:15 Okay.
00:59:16 Let's hear this is this is a genius, by the way.
00:59:19 Okay.
00:59:19 Unbelievable. How?
00:59:24 Yeah.
00:59:25 This is perfect.
00:59:28 By the way, do you believe that free will exist?
00:59:32 This is another one of those things that there's a definitional issue
00:59:35 at some level.
00:59:36 We're certainly machines at some level.
00:59:39 You know, we are subject to the laws of physics, but if you ask questions like,
00:59:46 the way I think about free will
00:59:48 is to, to think about what does it mean to have or not have free.
00:59:51 Well, so I, I think if you could predict I can't speak to the website.
00:59:55 I'm just enjoying to do in advance.
00:59:57 I think you could argue that that would be an obstacle to free.
00:59:59 Well, you can't do that for people.
01:00:01 You cannot predict what they're going to do in advance with in principle,
01:00:05 even though you sure can't.
01:00:06 If something feels like you can't make a decision,
01:00:07 if it feels constrained from deciding one thing versus another,
01:00:09 it wouldn't have free well, but we don't feel that constraint.
01:00:11 We feel like we have real choices that that matter.
01:00:13 If you could,
01:00:16 if if the choices, everybody had no reason behind them,
01:00:19 if they were sort of random or if like the, you know,
01:00:21 if your choices really amounted to sort of the role of a die and,
01:00:23 and you couldn't say I made this choice for the set of reasons that I believe in,
01:00:27 that would also be like a free. Well, we have all of these things.
01:00:29 We clearly have all of these things.
01:00:30 It's true.
01:00:30 It's some level of description that there are,
01:00:32 laws of physics that determine in part, what happens from one moment to the next.
01:00:37 But those laws of physics are not deterministic.
01:00:38 So, quantum mechanics underlies everything.
01:00:41 Quantum connect is not a deterministic physical theory.
01:00:44 If you ask, if you take a human being now and figured out the exact state
01:00:49 as much as you possibly could like as much as the laws of physics
01:00:51 will allow you to know about their state now and run the laws of physics, forward
01:00:55 ten minutes, they will not tell you what that person is going to do.
01:00:58 That is not a thing.
01:00:59 So I think the idea is not a
01:01:00 human's are fundamentally like fundamentally deterministic systems.
01:01:02 If the laws of physics determine
01:01:03 what are going to do is it falls on physics grounds,
01:01:05 now, you can have a different sort of determinism that says,
01:01:07 you know, the reasons why we do things are not the reason we think,
01:01:09 you know, there's just neurons there
01:01:11 that sounds like Harry Potter and, and so on.
01:01:14 And I think that gets harder.
01:01:15 Like often the things, the reasons we do things aren't the reasons we think,
01:01:18 we often we do things to make up a reason in our mind why we did it.
01:01:22 These fine agreements with hypnotism.
01:01:23 But where people were hypnotized to, like, wanting to brella
01:01:25 and I,
01:01:26 you know, they would go and get the umbrella whenever after
01:01:28 the hypnosis happened and you ask them, why do you take the umbrella?
01:01:30 Well, I thought it might rain later.
01:01:31 Know they would make up reasons why they took it,
01:01:32 when in fact the reason was that it was suggested to them.
01:01:34 And I say we do this all the time.
01:01:35 You know, most of the things that we do, we probably decide on weird
01:01:38 emotional grounds or just patterns or habits or whatever,
01:01:40 and then we make up rationalizations for why we do it nonetheless.
01:01:43 Nonetheless, we we do when we focus. Yeah.
01:01:46 Do we want to get the on three?
01:01:47 We reward pull in our I suggested morality, our thinking, our reasoning.
01:01:51 I know what could happen.
01:01:52 As we were discussing earlier, our modeling of the world,
01:01:54 we can put all this together and make a decision that is on that basis.
01:01:57 And I think that if we will, and I think the idea that you can also
01:02:01 tell a story where there are neurons that are firing
01:02:03 according to certain patterns is true, but I don't think it's relevant.
01:02:06 The that, that relevant that's appropriate for talking about decisions is the level
01:02:09 of thinking and reasoning and decisions and that sort of level of reality.
01:02:12 It's not at the level of atoms and neurons, I ask you,
01:02:14 because maybe instead of thinking
01:02:16 about consciousness in AI, we should think about freewill.
01:02:19 Well, we could think about that.
01:02:20 And I think, it's clear that I will be able
01:02:23 to make decisions for reasons in the same way that the humans.
01:02:25 Well, it's possible that I already is.
01:02:26 We'll have a different feature, though, that we could predict what happens.
01:02:29 So so with an AI system, like a human, they are digital enough that,
01:02:33 you know, we could this person, for now, run it forward and see what happens.
01:02:37 And then we started again,
01:02:38 and then we know what's gonna happen if we run that, run that existing forward.
01:02:41 Right? We know it's going to do exactly the same thing it did before.
01:02:43 That's not something you do with human.
01:02:44 If you took a human and ran it forward,
01:02:45 you know, again, if you do everything you could possibly know
01:02:47 about the state of your brain right now,
01:02:49 like with the most meticulous measurements and down to the atomic level.
01:02:52 And that evolved.
01:02:53 And then I wait to see what happens. Five minutes for now.
01:02:55 And then I come back and I reset you to the same exact state.
01:02:58 Everything exactly the same.
01:02:59 The same thing will happen because the world is not deterministic
01:03:02 at the at the level of people thinking brains, but it's not deterministic.
01:03:06 So the same thing will not happen when the world is, deterministic,
01:03:08 but the quantum world feeds into the all levels of the world.
01:03:11 And so the,
01:03:12 and people think that quantum mechanics is only important for super small things.
01:03:16 And the large scale kind of washes out, this is not true.
01:03:18 So the quantum mechanics is ultimately the reason why you have,
01:03:21 so if you if you take, for example, the weather,
01:03:23 the weather is unpredictable after, say, ten days
01:03:26 while days, even with the best computers.
01:03:27 And the reason for that is, even with the most powerful computers,
01:03:30 the tiniest little fluctuations in, you know, the air in this room
01:03:33 are going to spill out into large effects because of chaos.
01:03:35 If you feed them forward long enough, the the equations of hydrodynamics
01:03:39 that govern, the, the way air and weather and so on works are chaotic equations
01:03:42 and little perturbations grow.
01:03:44 So, so any uncertainty, any randomness in
01:03:47 even a small region of space in this room leads to large scale differences
01:03:52 in the weather. Ten, 15 days from now.
01:03:54 And that randomness exists and is unavoidable
01:03:56 because the quantum kind mechanics air is made of atoms that are quantum.
01:03:59 And so if you like the noise, but there is an air,
01:04:01 the uncertainty that there is in the properties of air,
01:04:03 and I'm a little bit of the room is unavoidable because quantum mechanics. So like,
01:04:07 so what that means is that if you took
01:04:09 everything about this room, knew exactly, even down to the quantum wavefunction,
01:04:12 which you can't know.
01:04:12 But suppose you could, even if you knew what the quantum wave function level,
01:04:15 and then you still not going to able predict the weather.
01:04:18 And it's not because there's enough uncertainty due to the quantum mechanics
01:04:20 that it is going to make everything uncertain.
01:04:22 When you get to that long time scale in a complex and chaotic system,
01:04:25 would I be capable of simulating such capable, more or less level,
01:04:30 phenomenons in the physical world and also the Big Bang, for example?
01:04:35 Well, certainly I want people in.
01:04:37 How do they I would, I prefer
01:04:38 we'll be able do all sorts of things we can now.
01:04:39 And one of those will be to do better science,
01:04:41 better modeling, better understanding of the physical world and
01:04:43 and all sorts of other scientific realms.
01:04:45 I think what it would take to, to do real simulations of the physical world
01:04:50 down to the atomic level, that's very, very hard to do.
01:04:52 And most of those things are bounded not by the ability to understand
01:04:56 and sort of write the code to do it, but by the computational ability
01:04:59 to actually simulate them, you know, with, with high accuracy.
01:05:02 Really.
01:05:02 Why do we want I think this it's an open question
01:05:04 about how complicated everything is hovering in that.
01:05:09 Let's say you
01:05:11 let's say
01:05:13 let's say
01:05:15 let's say.
01:05:21 All right.
01:05:21 Hit me.
01:05:23 Yeah.
01:05:24 Go ahead.
01:05:26 Okay.
01:05:28 What say you?
01:05:30 You know that the odds of you
01:05:33 being born were, oh, astronomically.
01:05:36 Like,
01:05:38 hitting the lottery 12 times, right?
01:05:41 So. Okay.
01:05:44 I heard an interesting story this week.
01:05:47 Anthony Hopkins, when he was trying out for one of his early roles,
01:05:51 he wanted to find the book that the the movie was based on.
01:05:55 And he went to all of the bookstores in London, and they were it was sold out.
01:06:00 It was an old one print like he couldn't find a copy.
01:06:05 And so, late in the afternoon, he decided to finally give up and,
01:06:10 headed towards the nearest subway station.
01:06:14 He gets to the station and
01:06:17 looks for the nearest empty bench, and he goes to sit down.
01:06:21 And there is a book sitting on the bench, and you guessed it,
01:06:25 is the very book that he was unable to find.
01:06:28 Just gave up on looking for Anthony Hopkins. Now
01:06:33 in an early role.
01:06:34 So he grabs the book and he reads it, and he was able to prepare for his role.
01:06:39 While they're filming this, the author of the book shows up to the set,
01:06:46 and they have a conversation where he finds out
01:06:49 that the author didn't even have a copy of his own book,
01:06:52 and he lost his copy with the notes in the margin.
01:06:57 Guess which copy that was?
01:07:01 Anthony Hopkins.
01:07:02 A year after this author lost his copy of the book, it randomly
01:07:08 turns up on a park bench right
01:07:12 where Anthony Hopkins would be and needed it.
01:07:17 So what's your point?
01:07:21 A lot of things seem fairly random
01:07:24 and or idiosyncratic or,
01:07:28 against all odds, but.
01:07:33 In a universe
01:07:35 with so many potential scenarios.
01:07:41 Sometimes it is the
01:07:45 million to one odds become
01:07:49 a probabilistic certainty as opposed to
01:07:55 a lottery winning draw.
01:07:58 You follow me?
01:07:59 No, because you're missing the point.
01:08:01 Like if you were to reset when Hopkins wanted the book.
01:08:05 Yeah, if we were to if we were able to reset
01:08:07 from that point and live life again, he probably wouldn't have found it.
01:08:10 Which to me proves that nothing is determined.
01:08:14 Right?
01:08:16 Oh, okay.
01:08:18 I'm thinking more along the lines of,
01:08:21 if you look at it from, many worlds interpretation,
01:08:26 then in so many of those worlds, the the is there.
01:08:32 Anthony Hopkins never found that book, but in ours it did.
01:08:37 But,
01:08:39 but this goes back to the anthropic principle,
01:08:42 where, it it looks like the universe we live
01:08:46 in was designed especially with us in mind.
01:08:50 But the fact is, we couldn't our ego.
01:08:56 Sorry. Go ahead.
01:08:57 I mean, what if we couldn't?
01:08:58 What if we were the we?
01:09:00 What have we were? We could not find ourselves.
01:09:05 Per George Carlin statement.
01:09:08 Yeah. Like,
01:09:09 obviously that's egotistical of us to think that anything was built for us.
01:09:13 I mean, it's a to use that as your argument, not automatically grow.
01:09:17 I mean, what what's the do you have to go pretty far to,
01:09:22 to disprove determinism?
01:09:25 Exactly.
01:09:25 That's that's why Earth is we don't see anything when we look out
01:09:32 Earth.
01:09:33 That that's just pure where we live.
01:09:37 It isn't. It's filled.
01:09:38 Well, I'm looking out the window and it's it doesn't look
01:09:41 so desolate or that.
01:09:44 Yeah. Have you been to the desert?
01:09:47 I have beautiful Sedona.
01:09:50 Have the red rocks.
01:09:50 Oh, beautiful. Yeah.
01:09:53 Lots of plants out there.
01:09:54 Lots of stars, too.
01:09:55 Not a whole lot, but, yeah, we're crazy.
01:09:59 Imagine if you stretch that desert out, like,
01:10:03 infinite, unimaginable distance.
01:10:05 You know how well you're going to hit that.
01:10:07 Hold on all those trees.
01:10:08 You're going to hit the ice wall eventually
01:10:11 and go into the desert theory lecture.
01:10:14 Could.
01:10:15 All right.
01:10:16 Desert theory.
01:10:17 No, I've never heard that to the like.
01:10:19 On a grander scale, that would be the universe.
01:10:20 So those trees would even be further spread out way further.
01:10:25 Yeah.
01:10:26 And so for some reason, you can't just correlate that to a possibility.
01:10:29 I hate how you just your brain just goes, do you see what you I just presented
01:10:34 a programmer that basically proved there's no such thing as determinism.
01:10:38 And you went to other theories and random religious nonsense
01:10:42 instead of considering that maybe, just maybe, both things are true.
01:10:49 Oh, compatible ism.
01:10:51 No, no no, that means neither.
01:10:53 Things are true, in my opinion, because it's a paradox.
01:10:56 You can't.
01:10:56 They can't be. You.
01:10:57 There's determinism and choice.
01:11:00 There is not pre determinism.
01:11:01 See, we literally saw that on this show.
01:11:06 No we did not.
01:11:07 Everything is predetermined.
01:11:09 No it can't be.
01:11:12 He just said if so if we had this point right now
01:11:14 and we reset and we did the show again, the show would not be the same.
01:11:18 They would prove that.
01:11:19 Do you agree with that step past?
01:11:22 Because there's no such thing as a reset.
01:11:26 It's true.
01:11:27 And something that can't be done.
01:11:29 You we we would go into the new show with the knowledge of the previous show.
01:11:36 So even if we tried to imitate it,
01:11:38 we would improve upon it or no, we wouldn't if we.
01:11:42 So he was talking from AI coding, and if he said if he reset to a point.
01:11:46 So hypothetically, if you reset to a point and reran the program,
01:11:50 it will not have the same outcome.
01:11:52 You're going to have it.
01:11:53 You're going to run into the observer problem,
01:11:56 and you even admitted it by saying the butterfly effect.
01:11:59 Yeah, there's so many influences.
01:12:01 There's no possible way. In my opinion, it's not even probable.
01:12:03 It's literally impossible that the same thing would happen again.
01:12:06 You are also correct that that is impossible to reset in real life,
01:12:10 but it really isn't because Einstein proved that we can bend time
01:12:14 just not backward.
01:12:15 I get it, but I just then I said that
01:12:18 and things will play out exactly the same.
01:12:21 I love the word posit.
01:12:22 It reminds me of Stefan. I didn't even hear what you said
01:12:25 after that because I was thinking about Stefan.
01:12:26 What was this week?
01:12:29 Two what was it?
01:12:31 Well, it's almost enough.
01:12:32 It's almost that time again.
01:12:34 It is when,
01:12:37 Never mind. Good.
01:12:39 No, no.
01:12:39 Go back to Wacken.
01:12:42 No, no.
01:12:44 I'm, reminiscing.
01:12:45 It's enjoyable, I would try, I'll be back.
01:12:47 I'm going to go back. Okay.
01:12:50 Let me draw back.
01:12:51 You do, you do.
01:12:55 Richard, that was the sticker for that. Oh.
01:13:02 I like your little face.
01:13:06 You're doing that little smile on the jack ass on the thing.
01:13:08 I can't reach my dick with my mouth, you asshole.
01:13:12 That's not my thing.
01:13:13 Was was I could when I was a kid.
01:13:15 Like in the physics of of, you know, say you have a pool ball
01:13:19 and you can hit that pool ball and repeat those motions
01:13:22 as long as you hit it right on the money with the pool ball, which is repeatable,
01:13:25 you can it would be proven if I hit it right here.
01:13:28 This is exactly what happened.
01:13:30 I can look at where the balls are.
01:13:31 If I if I reverse that, I can see exactly where that came from.
01:13:35 When you introduce a human, the human does not do it.
01:13:38 What is, you know, predictable, right.
01:13:41 So I did like that, like analogy, I guess.
01:13:47 But his thing though is once the balls are hit,
01:13:49 reality has happened and you can't undo it.
01:13:51 So therefore it's determined, which is absurd, but I get it is the.
01:13:55 Yeah, it's the fact that humans were part of that ball hit.
01:13:58 Still, it was part of the outcome there.
01:13:59 And then the human becomes part of the.
01:14:02 Because now we can change trajectory of these balls without anyone knowing
01:14:06 that.
01:14:07 Can you do me a favor?
01:14:08 Keep your balls out of this.
01:14:10 If a comments coming towards us, we could move it.
01:14:12 And if that ends up flying into another galaxy 1,000,000 billion years from now
01:14:17 and they're like, shit, it came from over here.
01:14:18 We can rewind this.
01:14:19 They're like, well, how did it make this weird turn?
01:14:22 Right.
01:14:23 It would be mid-air, mind you. Right.
01:14:25 Seinfeld quote. So that's one magic loop.
01:14:28 Human intervention.
01:14:29 And human intervention does throw a wrench in,
01:14:33 but so does the wind.
01:14:34 In your analogy, if the wind blew, the balls might change.
01:14:37 I no mind you.
01:14:42 They shrivel up.
01:14:43 I guess so, but I'm talking about, like, more major on a major scale.
01:14:46 Shrinkage, I guess.
01:14:47 No, I agree with you that there is influence,
01:14:49 but once that influence happens, apparently that's it.
01:14:52 It's set in stone and it is history.
01:14:54 Right, Gary? That's that's your point.
01:14:57 When you try to look back in time to the Big Bang
01:14:59 and people try to make sense of it, maybe that's why it makes no sense, because
01:15:02 maybe there was some type of intervention that was intelligent,
01:15:05 that was intervening.
01:15:09 Oh, that's just sounds stupid.
01:15:12 But so does saying that once things are determined that they're
01:15:17 predetermined, I don't get that predetermined would be like
01:15:20 telling the future if you don't say it before it happens, it's not predetermined.
01:15:24 If you don't set it before it happens, it can't be predetermined.
01:15:28 That's irritated me almost more than anything on this show,
01:15:31 is the not differentiating between predetermined and determined.
01:15:36 And remember, I'm a week and a half
01:15:37 sober now, so my brain is working again.
01:15:40 Draw the young draw who's still have.
01:15:42 We're not supposed to say all this, but he's younger than me. Significantly.
01:15:45 Like smoking weed doesn't bother me a bit now. I'm 55.
01:15:47 Fuck you. It does.
01:15:49 Oh, no, he's 87 years old.
01:15:51 He just looks really good.
01:15:53 Smokes weed, keeps him young.
01:15:55 When are you going to Cancun?
01:15:56 And we need to change the show.
01:15:58 Shut the fuck up. I'm not going to Cancun.
01:16:01 Not even.
01:16:01 I like to say that on the show, I.
01:16:03 I've been very clear about that.
01:16:04 I thought you'd have to cancel those plans.
01:16:08 We will.
01:16:09 Yeah. Tell me about it. I'd love to talk about that.
01:16:11 But I don't want to talk about my friend. We have to wait on the air.
01:16:14 We have to wait for, We have not waited while we wait for Weekend Update to roll.
01:16:18 I was hoping if I didn't say anything, it wouldn't be mentioned
01:16:20 because I don't want to reveal any type of leave.
01:16:23 And, you know, obviously for my own safety.
01:16:26 But yeah, we have a huge decision to make because, yeah, I'm going into that shit
01:16:29 very soon.
01:16:31 Right.
01:16:31 Okay.
01:16:32 But I'm not a pilot in a pussy, so we're going anyway.
01:16:35 Plus, it's going to be the half.
01:16:37 The people that don't go are going to make it less crowded.
01:16:40 I'm actually I'm not happy about.
01:16:42 It's like saying I was happy about the privacy during Covid.
01:16:44 No, that's not what I mean.
01:16:45 I don't like I don't like pandemics, pandemic bad.
01:16:48 But I can actually say there were some points
01:16:51 that I liked about the pandemic, and if we aren't all honest about that,
01:16:54 then you're lying to yourself. You like it a little bit, too.
01:16:56 They fooled me, Jerry.
01:16:58 I had a great time. It was fun.
01:17:00 Would you like, would you would you travel to Mexico right now?
01:17:03 I'm just curious. No way. No.
01:17:07 No, sir.
01:17:08 Here's the argument I heard.
01:17:09 What if there was there before this? Right?
01:17:12 Right. Yeah. I'm like, do this.
01:17:14 So that's why I asked about the keys and all that shit.
01:17:16 I'm like, there's so many places we can go and not have to write.
01:17:20 I just got to get some.
01:17:23 Yeah, it's part of what?
01:17:24 Rica it's it's like I was supposed to go to Greenland,
01:17:28 but the reality of it, it's happening on the West coast.
01:17:30 It's like something happened in Seattle and not going to Michigan.
01:17:33 I think we'll be okay. But you know. Right.
01:17:36 And there's always 3 or 4 days of unrest after they kill the top.
01:17:41 What are they called?
01:17:41 I mean, yeah, nevermind.
01:17:44 Right. I know I would love to talk about it.
01:17:46 I can't believe the topic came right up.
01:17:48 I was like, oh no, it's going to be hard to this.
01:17:50 That's my fault. I'm. I'm me.
01:17:53 But listen, I, I looked into the Jehovah's Witnesses last week.
01:17:58 I'm just I'm just scaring this off this road.
01:18:01 I looked at that
01:18:03 because there's a checkpoint up there, and they're going to shoot us.
01:18:06 I know, get off this road.
01:18:07 Get off this road. Exactly.
01:18:09 So, and I thought I thought,
01:18:12 Joseph Smith for the, the, the latter day Saints.
01:18:17 Is that the guy that found the boom tablet?
01:18:18 Sorry. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
01:18:20 I thought that was so far fetched and unbelievable.
01:18:23 I can't believe people will follow this guy.
01:18:26 Jehovah's Witness because he was a,
01:18:30 a convicted con man
01:18:34 going into it.
01:18:35 So you think, it's kind of like that subway story we had last week, like,
01:18:41 the the rant about subway
01:18:44 does like they it's like they're trying to get closed.
01:18:47 Oh, okay.
01:18:48 So the, the founder, Russell,
01:18:53 I think his name was, the, Jehovah's Witnesses.
01:18:56 They were called Jehovah's Witnesses while he was still alive.
01:18:59 But, there was a split, a rift developed.
01:19:02 There was like the Bible students or something like that, and like the 10%,
01:19:08 but the 90% that, stayed with
01:19:12 his original crap,
01:19:14 became, Jehovah's Witnesses and
01:19:20 the more I look into it, the more and more I look into it,
01:19:23 the more I realize it's a friggin cult
01:19:27 under the protective umbrella of Christianity.
01:19:31 Except unlike Christianity, they've got no trinity, no cross.
01:19:37 They, no resurrection, but instead they cross.
01:19:41 They have Jesus, killed on a,
01:19:44 a stake, a single pole.
01:19:47 And, and and they're like, oh, wow.
01:19:52 They do not allow their parishioners,
01:19:57 to read anything outside of,
01:20:00 the Watchtower publications.
01:20:03 That's a red flag.
01:20:04 They they do.
01:20:05 Yes. That's that's a cult.
01:20:08 And, they don't celebrate birthdays or, and it just seems
01:20:15 evil.
01:20:16 Evil, actually. Evil.
01:20:18 So they're evil.
01:20:21 I don't know, that was that's my rant about Jehovah's Witnesses there.
01:20:24 Yeah.
01:20:25 But yeah, most really,
01:20:26 it takes me a little bit of time to understand what he was saying.
01:20:29 You know what I mean? Most religions are,
01:20:34 and I think that they were
01:20:35 put here by the devil to get us, get our relationship away.
01:20:38 So I was always told growing up that
01:20:41 religion is God talking to you in prayer is you talking to God?
01:20:44 But now, in my older years, I'm convinced that religion are like landmines
01:20:48 put here by the devil
01:20:49 to get us away from spirituality and our relationship with God.
01:20:52 Because like you,
01:20:54 it has turned you so sour that even if even if God is true and real
01:20:58 religion has made you not even consider it, in my opinion, I may be wrong.
01:21:01 What say you know, I think you're you're right.
01:21:06 That religion such as.
01:21:08 Yeah. Even if it's true, you'll miss it.
01:21:10 Well, when you talk about the devil, it's like it's you.
01:21:13 You sound like. Yeah, I know I use that.
01:21:17 I use that as a an analogy of evil, you know?
01:21:23 Do you believe there's evil?
01:21:25 Do you know that
01:21:26 the devil is literally evil with a D in front of it?
01:21:29 I mean, he could have just been some bad accident.
01:21:32 One day, dad, you wouldn't have anything in you.
01:21:36 No, no.
01:21:38 One entity is pure evil.
01:21:40 No one entity is pure good.
01:21:43 You told me that, says Gary the Gray in there is a great.
01:21:48 See, gray.
01:21:50 That's great.
01:21:50 That little faux pas. Did he say great or gray?
01:21:52 I didn't quite hear it. Right.
01:21:54 Gray.
01:21:55 All right. Great.
01:21:57 Are you guys aware that, AI is predicting the future and we're betting on it?
01:22:03 Tell me more.
01:22:04 Yeah, this is a website called Dead
01:22:07 Meticulous, and it's been going on for quite some time.
01:22:10 What it does is it feeds a bunch of information into a, an AI algorithm.
01:22:15 Yeah.
01:22:15 And not only not only does it predict the chances of it happening,
01:22:18 but then you can also look back and see how it did.
01:22:22 You know what to say.
01:22:23 What?
01:22:29 I miss Bob, yeah, I try to talk to him.
01:22:32 He's not interested.
01:22:34 No, I know, no, I'm.
01:22:38 No. Okay.
01:22:39 The whole front page to deal with me. The.
01:22:42 It used to have old ones and new ones.
01:22:44 Now it just looks like new ones.
01:22:45 Like, will the United States attack Iran before April?
01:22:48 I says 75% chance.
01:22:52 But the old ones, I was looking at all the old ones
01:22:54 and how accurate it was, and it was fucking scary.
01:22:57 But you're just gonna have to take my word for it,
01:22:59 because I don't see the old ones anymore.
01:23:01 Brady knows that.
01:23:02 I think they were too scared and they removed him.
01:23:05 Brady is the only one who knows that.
01:23:08 I hear that all the time.
01:23:09 Problem is, it's on my own. Crazy. Something's wrong with that.
01:23:12 Yeah. No.
01:23:15 Let's ask it something.
01:23:18 Will Trump get elected
01:23:22 of 2024?
01:23:23 I think they were asking that one 2024
01:23:27 oh, if a new.
01:23:28 Oh no see that it jumped right.
01:23:30 I thought that was that was like 3% chance.
01:23:32 That wasn't what I found before where all the old ones.
01:23:36 I think they got scared here.
01:23:38 What?
01:23:45 The results.
01:23:46 But then they got rid of the percentage.
01:23:47 This is not what I was looking at before.
01:23:50 What? What?
01:23:52 All right, next one.
01:23:53 I guess this isn't as fascinating as I thought.
01:23:56 Okay, but it was when I was.
01:23:58 I'm going to find it
01:23:58 while we do something else, because it was incredibly accurate.
01:24:02 Well, why am I watching this?
01:24:06 Because if I don't, I have to play one of his clips.
01:24:09 Yeah. Tiny frog mouth.
01:24:13 Good.
01:24:13 Tiny frog man.
01:24:15 Yeah. Nice. Brady.
01:24:17 It's really gross.
01:24:20 Is it is it really well.
01:24:22 Or is it just partially to the hell?
01:24:25 Yeah. It's.
01:24:26 This is an incredible creature that's native. See?
01:24:30 All right.
01:24:30 Is is everybody else in the same boat as me?
01:24:32 Has I ruined you? This doesn't look real.
01:24:34 So my brain is, like, just going.
01:24:36 Nope, it is real.
01:24:38 It's like they built the bird backwards.
01:24:40 That's its tail feathers on its face.
01:24:45 You're not real.
01:24:46 Yeah, it's called a 20 fragment.
01:24:49 It's part of a family of birds. Right.
01:24:50 And why are they playing Christmas song?
01:24:54 And even though they beat, doesn't look, maybe it was around Christmas
01:24:57 when I was 80.
01:24:58 Why didn't I use it for catching insects and flight while they flying around?
01:25:02 They'll use those big eyes of theirs to actually.
01:25:05 And it's, Michael Bublé.
01:25:06 The beginning
01:25:07 beak beginning to look a lot like her on the mouth will help guide that insect.
01:25:11 And this goes home. This is an end.
01:25:14 But it didn't even move.
01:25:15 Or I kept waiting for its tongue to come out because it said frog mouth
01:25:18 like it was going to catch an insect.
01:25:21 Now, just as a frog looking mouth.
01:25:24 Look at its poor little first claw fingers.
01:25:27 They're like so tiny.
01:25:28 It's like it's flipping us off.
01:25:30 Did you notice?
01:25:31 Yeah. No.
01:25:34 Why are we watching this?
01:25:37 That's what we do.
01:25:38 Because it's. You don't want us to watch it.
01:25:40 You can simply chat, Colin.
01:25:42 Like, comment, subscribe, steer the show. We'll do whatever you want.
01:25:45 Pretty much.
01:25:46 Yeah. Penis is gross.
01:25:48 Vagina good.
01:25:49 Penis is good.
01:25:50 Vagina. Gross.
01:25:52 What's happening right now?
01:25:54 What is it? Is that my inner monologue?
01:25:57 Yeah.
01:26:00 Okay. I had two bears.
01:26:01 One cave. Oof! These guys,
01:26:04 these guys are on their way out.
01:26:06 They. He can't stand him.
01:26:08 It's not on the screen.
01:26:09 Oh, no. I'm pointing it.
01:26:11 They jumped the shark!
01:26:13 Bert the ball!
01:26:14 The bald guy can't stand Bert Kreischer, and he says it almost every show.
01:26:18 I'm glad they're talking about disc golf.
01:26:20 Go, go.
01:26:21 Though there's no disc golf in Mexico.
01:26:24 When you watch gangster run like there's no you don't. Why?
01:26:29 Do you know what the locals said when I inquired?
01:26:32 Nature like an asshole with my little discus.
01:26:35 There's too much good shit to do.
01:26:36 Instead of fucking around with that.
01:26:39 Oh, like, in other words, if you're if you're in Paradise,
01:26:41 you don't need to kill a fucking four hours on a Sunday.
01:26:44 Walking through the woods, throwing a piece of plastic in a Paradise.
01:26:48 The woods is a part of Paradise.
01:26:50 Yeah.
01:26:50 And you guys as disc golf players,
01:26:52 if you had a Paradise without disc golf, that's not Paradise, is it?
01:26:55 Are you kidding me? No. So we've got to like deer.
01:26:57 It was just like, hanging out and just, like, just nature, I don't know,
01:27:01 I love that you're comparing Stony Creek Woods.
01:27:03 I fucking one time to the actual tropical Paradise thing
01:27:07 and whipped it against the tree to to kill it.
01:27:11 What I don't I Gary, I don't think.
01:27:15 Where are you?
01:27:16 I was yeah it was like half.
01:27:19 I was like, I think you just admitted to a felony.
01:27:23 No, a turd did it.
01:27:25 I think you just admitted to, like, 15,
01:27:29 20, probably, statue them.
01:27:31 Right. It's run a 15, 15 or 20.
01:27:35 But yeah, he was
01:27:37 we felt it was best to put it out of its misery.
01:27:40 And for a deer. What?
01:27:41 I'm sorry, what animal I was, I was like a I don't know, was like a beaver.
01:27:45 Like a woodchuck.
01:27:46 I don't know, I don't know what it was injured
01:27:48 if like, if you're going to takes a life, you should at least know
01:27:51 its fucking name, man. What the fuck?
01:27:54 Internally dead.
01:27:58 It's dead now, Abby.
01:27:59 Who throws bombs?
01:28:01 I'm talking like 800ft.
01:28:03 Do you guys call them bombs?
01:28:05 Bombs? Yeah. No,
01:28:07 no, this is them.
01:28:08 Yeah, I do, I could watch this all.
01:28:10 Okay, look at that. You got to go through the thing.
01:28:13 You can't watch it all fucking day. He didn't go through any.
01:28:15 I love the announcers. What is he talking about?
01:28:17 Oh, Syria.
01:28:19 Oh, shit. What about it happen?
01:28:21 And you watch the gangsters throw, like there's this guy Abby who throws.
01:28:26 Oh, there.
01:28:26 He had to throw through, like, 800ft bombs.
01:28:30 This is a huge thing, though.
01:28:32 I could watch this all day.
01:28:34 Look at that. You got to go through the thing.
01:28:35 What thing? Look at this.
01:28:38 I love the announcers.
01:28:39 Oh, they. Seriously?
01:28:42 Yeah. It's too late. That doesn't count.
01:28:44 So then, like, from there, he'll just toss it in the end.
01:28:46 Yeah, it would take out a different.
01:28:47 But these all these dudes are gangsters that say be like right there.
01:28:51 He's probably calling like a 174 really complicated desk to throw.
01:28:55 And then this look you've rolling this 174 the way this guy is, he can
01:28:58 then take it and roll it.
01:29:00 Yeah. 134 grand knows how to make it.
01:29:02 Yes, yes. Wow.
01:29:04 It's so impressive.
01:29:05 Look at that. But.
01:29:08 And then do you drink and I just my point list.
01:29:10 Do you guys ever say I'm throwing my 174 over?
01:29:13 No, no,
01:29:16 I've seen somebody that writes in pen.
01:29:18 The real they I don't remember. It wasn't Jeff.
01:29:20 I don't remember who it was.
01:29:20 We were playing with them and they literally wrote the wait
01:29:23 the real they wait them all and wrote the real wait on it.
01:29:26 I'd seen someone do that, because the many fans
01:29:29 were ready to wait on it, and it's not perfectly accurate.
01:29:32 That's all you take home.
01:29:34 You wait and you write the actual wait.
01:29:37 But if it's determined it was going to go in or not, what's the fucking point,
01:29:41 You don't know.
01:29:42 You don't know what the determination was.
01:29:44 The wait was supposed to be.
01:29:45 Until that happens.
01:29:48 Correct.
01:29:49 But it's going to happen either way, right?
01:29:50 It was determined. Yeah. That's so.
01:29:53 So why even bother?
01:29:54 Anything I'm just doesn't find out of it.
01:29:58 Just because the person who wrapped the gift
01:30:00 knows what it is, doesn't mean it's not a surprise to you.
01:30:03 The opener.
01:30:05 Are you a dingbat?
01:30:08 But seriously, are you a dingbat?
01:30:11 What you just described was outcome, not determination.
01:30:14 I'm not a dingbat and I'm straight.
01:30:16 Let's go. Okay, you don't.
01:30:20 Mixing words in definition, to me at least, are important.
01:30:25 They are?
01:30:26 Absolutely.
01:30:27 Haven't you seen clips of six?
01:30:29 There's a half a dozen.
01:30:30 Me arguing semantics in a grocery store.
01:30:33 I love arguing semantics, but you can't.
01:30:37 When you argue, you change word. Like I.
01:30:39 I'm saying I'm talking about determinism, which means
01:30:44 the outcome is determined.
01:30:46 You are backing up and just referring to outcome.
01:30:51 Outcome rules
01:30:52 allow something fleeting around yeah, I won't, I won't,
01:30:55 I won't argue with you that after we make a choice, there's an outcome.
01:30:59 Are you a dingbat?
01:31:00 Of course that's true.
01:31:02 But that outcome is never determined,
01:31:06 ever determined.
01:31:10 It is always determined
01:31:12 that you are 180 degrees wrong.
01:31:16 Then why bother choosing?
01:31:19 Because they don't know what your.
01:31:21 Wait, I can even do even better. Your analogy about a package.
01:31:23 Wasn't that the that the person knows what's in it?
01:31:26 You're analogy is
01:31:27 no matter when you get a package, it always has the same thing in it.
01:31:30 No matter if the person puts something else in it,
01:31:32 no matter if you exchange it, it's always going to be that same thing.
01:31:36 There's nothing you can do about the same.
01:31:40 Yes, that's the way I'm
01:31:41 interpreting it, because the better go out
01:31:45 because you're saying the outcome cannot change by different choices
01:31:49 or some shit like that.
01:31:50 I'm not sure you lose me there.
01:31:52 That's why I can't explain it.
01:31:54 You're making a choice and.
01:31:58 Okay, two to you.
01:32:01 That seems free.
01:32:05 Autonomous.
01:32:06 You get to do that.
01:32:08 And sure, it'll have outcomes.
01:32:10 And you could
01:32:12 safely predict in some cases
01:32:16 what the general, terms of that outcome.
01:32:21 But, the fact that you don't know for sure
01:32:27 how it's all going to play out is that illusion of free will.
01:32:32 See, your language is a history can be determined.
01:32:36 Choices cannot.
01:32:37 Because the choice, once the choice is made, it's not a choice anymore, right?
01:32:41 Can we at least agree that, like once, once you decided and
01:32:45 and there's an outcome one cannot you cannot refuse.
01:32:49 So that I agree with you. Okay.
01:32:53 But they are so intertwined that they're you can't separate them.
01:32:57 You can't say there is no. And I keep saying choice.
01:32:59 So you don't say free will religion, blah blah blah blah blah.
01:33:03 Okay I'll, I'll, I'll concede there's no such thing as free will
01:33:06 as long as we can just call it choice instead.
01:33:10 Free choice.
01:33:11 Free choice.
01:33:13 Yes, yes.
01:33:14 Some with obvious all choices are going to have influence.
01:33:17 Otherwise it's a poor choice if you're just out there going blue
01:33:20 instead of determining you know what right?
01:33:23 That's that's not a choice. That's just a guess.
01:33:25 Where have you gone?
01:33:27 Have you ever gone into a decision thinking you're going to go one way?
01:33:30 And then at the moment of the decision, you just you flip it?
01:33:36 That's exactly my point.
01:33:38 If it's already determined, you can't do that.
01:33:40 If it's determined, especially if it's predetermined.
01:33:44 Oh, but you can that that's what
01:33:48 the outcome changed you.
01:33:51 What you should say is you can't even have outcome until it's determined.
01:33:54 Then I would have agreed with you.
01:33:58 Because that's what you're saying.
01:33:59 You can change the choice at the last second.
01:34:00 Put your original influence in your original choice
01:34:02 wasn't your actual choice and is irrelevant.
01:34:04 You're adding that to try and muddy the waters.
01:34:08 No, I'm not.
01:34:09 I'm not trying to muddy waters.
01:34:11 And that's why the gift wrap was was a good analogy
01:34:14 for you because,
01:34:17 each
01:34:20 was it though, so I mean, you think it was.
01:34:22 I don't oh, I know you don't.
01:34:25 It kind of goes back to my
01:34:28 who's at the helm.
01:34:32 Question if I'm at the helm.
01:34:34 I don't I don't have that question.
01:34:37 I'm self-evident.
01:34:37 I'm,
01:34:39 I, I don't know, it's it's
01:34:42 one of those things where your your cognitive bias,
01:34:48 it influences you in such a way that,
01:34:53 Okay.
01:34:54 Wait, wait, wait, who's cognitive bias? Bias?
01:34:56 You can't talk with who's yours one more time.
01:35:01 Who's yours?
01:35:02 So it's yours. Decision.
01:35:05 Yeah.
01:35:05 It's your conscious bias or your sensory perception bias.
01:35:09 It's still you that ultimately makes the decision.
01:35:11 You are at the right
01:35:14 right.
01:35:14 And but but why is it that you think that if something
01:35:19 at every decision is flipped at the last second,
01:35:23 you take the 180 degree flip
01:35:26 right, right into the moment of the decision?
01:35:29 But that can't be determined
01:35:31 or predetermined.
01:35:33 Whether you chose and follow your path for four years, or you make a decision
01:35:37 instantly in the millisecond you happen, it's still equal to me
01:35:42 because I'm not arguing.
01:35:43 When you make the choice, I'm arguing that you make the choice.
01:35:47 You're adding the when part to try and avoid the actual topic
01:35:50 and my actual point, which is fine.
01:35:54 Okay, good.
01:35:55 I'm not going to call you a dingbat.
01:35:56 I'm going to just quietly pray for you and for you. The thing that,
01:36:01 well, that's hurtful, but it's okay.
01:36:02 I can take it.
01:36:03 Okay, good.
01:36:07 I'm glad we agreed.
01:36:08 I'm a plus one.
01:36:10 Roll the clip.
01:36:11 Dingbat is super serious, so all I do.
01:36:14 Yeah, I take and some IPAs out there.
01:36:16 A little joint cigar.
01:36:18 I brought a cigar out here to watch them play.
01:36:19 This. Is that these yellow.
01:36:21 This is that these yellow the year before.
01:36:23 I don't care if he brought us cigars. Oh.
01:36:25 Oh, sorry, I got yet.
01:36:27 Isn't that the comedian that takes off his shirt?
01:36:30 Yep. Yeah.
01:36:31 And he's Van Wilder, too.
01:36:34 So that movie's based on his life.
01:36:36 Sort of a slow roll, right?
01:36:38 Obviously with movie. Movie
01:36:41 freedoms and shit, but, Fuck, I forgot we should have a movie based on my life.
01:36:46 Movie made him seem like it was funny.
01:36:48 Yeah, dude's funny from time to time, but.
01:36:54 Not very often.
01:36:55 Pull Ben and I through the whole best I remember I was gonna
01:36:57 say, isn't the championship here this year?
01:37:00 Now it's 2026, right?
01:37:03 He just said the play.
01:37:04 Whatever he said the disc golf.
01:37:06 Is it 2026.
01:37:07 It's like we're living in the future.
01:37:10 It feels like I'm taking crazy people.
01:37:14 I'm pretty sure the championship is here this year.
01:37:16 That's all I was saying.
01:37:17 Local. Too close to us.
01:37:20 Where are you taking them?
01:37:23 Lamb bile, vomit.
01:37:29 Oh, can we do about Rushmore?
01:37:32 If I can find it,
01:37:33 it's going to take me a minute, because the pictures help me so much.
01:37:37 The one thing for Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
01:37:41 It is just, oh, they're not for I want to hear more up there, man.
01:37:48 Up around much more,
01:37:51 for all the lady.
01:37:52 Anyway, I want to I want to do, gross
01:37:57 ice cream toppings.
01:38:01 No, I don't want to.
01:38:02 I don't want to do, like, the traditional, like,
01:38:05 gummy worms I think are gross ice cream toppings.
01:38:08 Oh, you know what semen. Blood?
01:38:11 Yeah. Yeah. Well, poison.
01:38:13 I will, I will,
01:38:16 traditional condiments like, mustard, ketchup, relish.
01:38:20 I don't like condiments.
01:38:21 I like them to be on my forehead just because not menthol.
01:38:24 Not menthol.
01:38:24 Nongovernmental, as I mentioning, you have sex of the condom.
01:38:29 Your girlfriend, your wife goes down on you,
01:38:31 and then you just happen to kiss her, and then.
01:38:33 Yeah, you know what lubricant tastes like?
01:38:35 It's very fucking bitter.
01:38:38 I got the sperm side a little bit worried.
01:38:40 Everybody does that. Don't act dumb. If.
01:38:43 If she's swallowing it, why do you.
01:38:45 Why is why do you purpose lubrication.
01:38:49 So spermicide a lubricant as a as a ice cream.
01:38:52 Tight.
01:38:53 Hold on. That's a great point.
01:38:54 I didn't think my logic through.
01:38:57 Yeah, I don't think so.
01:38:58 Just so you know, you can't get pregnant in taking it that way.
01:39:01 From what I understand,
01:39:03 by kissing spermicide a lubricant.
01:39:06 No. If you kiss the right way, you can't get pregnant.
01:39:09 Abstinence. The big A?
01:39:11 Yeah.
01:39:12 Okay.
01:39:14 So bile, vomit, urine. Oh.
01:39:17 Urine is not gross.
01:39:19 Feces.
01:39:21 It's sanitary. You can drink urine.
01:39:23 Good.
01:39:25 Sure.
01:39:27 Okay. Yeah.
01:39:28 All right.
01:39:29 I guess. Yeah.
01:39:32 I think I've watched Bear Grylls
01:39:34 drink his own urine out of a snake skin,
01:39:37 but he did it in a Walmart parking lot.
01:39:41 So, is he just water?
01:39:45 I give me one minute because I.
01:39:46 It's going to.
01:39:47 Yeah.
01:39:48 No, no, just the fact that a Walmart parking lot.
01:39:51 Okay, how about sardines for a nice.
01:39:54 You're not going to watch me pee though.
01:39:56 I'm very, very dehydrated. So.
01:40:01 We've really been here.
01:40:06 That was so good.
01:40:07 I know you heard it.
01:40:09 Yeah. All right, here we go.
01:40:10 It was the perfect place.
01:40:11 Perfect.
01:40:14 This is a magic trick.
01:40:16 This is sleight of hand.
01:40:18 Hang on.
01:40:18 I gotta hold my nose out of a throw up.
01:40:22 Oh, if you throw up, that'd be really gross.
01:40:26 It tastes like asparagus, that's all.
01:40:29 Come on, bring it.
01:40:30 Let's hear in the comments.
01:40:31 Is that gross, or is that sanatorium healthy?
01:40:33 I feel.
01:40:38 I feel fine.
01:40:41 Dude, that's going to make me peace more.
01:40:43 Come on.
01:40:43 I actually cut it off midstream.
01:40:47 It's actually really good.
01:40:48 You're unmuted.
01:40:50 Oh, sorry.
01:40:51 Yeah, it's still a toilet underneath.
01:40:52 Yeah. Desk here.
01:40:55 Oh, yeah.
01:40:56 Oh. So,
01:41:00 asparagus,
01:41:02 when are we going to remember brussel sprouts?
01:41:05 Cuz I drink my pee.
01:41:09 Semen.
01:41:11 So you're just naming random things Brussel sprouts and ice cream?
01:41:14 I think I could handle that.
01:41:15 That's something that's like two gross. It's. We.
01:41:18 Did he just say he could handle semen?
01:41:20 Yeah, I believe did, What about,
01:41:23 like, I want the traditional, like, the sundae bar
01:41:27 always includes gummy bears and gummy worms.
01:41:30 I don't like putting gummy worms on an ice cream
01:41:34 because they get hard.
01:41:39 Views out there like you're not an alcoholic.
01:41:43 You make one song on SoundCloud, you're not a rapper.
01:41:46 But I suck one.
01:41:48 I eat one gummy bear.
01:41:50 I think it's all hard.
01:41:52 Yeah, I think you just eat them separate and then you eat the ice cream.
01:41:56 You're doubling down on my dingbat Colin, aren't you
01:42:00 nice?
01:42:02 I don't, I threw that.
01:42:03 Can't just do it an 800.
01:42:05 You really enjoy it? Yeah.
01:42:06 I'm eating. Throw it. 800 isn't wasn't.
01:42:09 Then we determine the 800 was with the wind.
01:42:11 That was the farthest. There was a 12.
01:42:13 That's a world record.
01:42:14 Yeah, nobody's driving 800.
01:42:15 Am I wrong on a regular?
01:42:19 It's like Simon Lizotte or one of those guys.
01:42:22 He actually does quite regularly throw over 700ft.
01:42:26 And that's why I don't believe any of Bert Kreischer stories
01:42:29 when he says that they're telling you.
01:42:31 It's funny, he has his caddy like, you switch caddy.
01:42:34 Yeah.
01:42:35 You don't have a car.
01:42:36 Just golf in a way to kind of help the sport.
01:42:38 Like, hold on, I have questions.
01:42:40 When you get to that level, you take a caddy.
01:42:43 Yeah. Carry your. Are you ready?
01:42:45 Carry your little, umbrella fucking stroller friend to hang out with.
01:42:49 I just be like, what's up?
01:42:51 I probably carry my own shit. So
01:42:53 I've had a caddy.
01:42:56 I was going to take what ever
01:42:58 the pot is for the tournament, like whatever the prize money is.
01:43:01 Yeah. And pay a kid like Abe or Simon Lizotte.
01:43:04 Go, yo, own a sponsor. You.
01:43:06 I need you to wear my. I just want you to throw.
01:43:08 You just mentioned Simon, you know, not really programing it,
01:43:11 and I staffing it in this model with it, like.
01:43:15 All right.
01:43:16 Oh, wait, that's not the same topic.
01:43:18 I think he's done gangster.
01:43:22 I don't feel so.
01:43:23 I don't think they use too much.
01:43:27 Seriously, dude.
01:43:28 It's discourse.
01:43:29 It's not like the reason they carry is because you don't want to get worn out
01:43:32 carrying a heavy bag of clubs, get a golf cart wheeled thing.
01:43:35 You know what want to do?
01:43:36 Yeah, the umbrella stroller. Right?
01:43:38 That's what I see people using.
01:43:41 Or a baby bug.
01:43:41 I've seen people with baby buggies.
01:43:42 I mean, they're actual disc golf things,
01:43:45 but they look like strollers and baby buggy grandma
01:43:48 buggy. I want, like, an old fashioned.
01:43:50 Why do you hate your grandma so much that you just compared her to me?
01:43:53 Oh, my grandma, I'm a dingbat, remember?
01:43:56 Yeah, that's what he is, a dingbat.
01:43:58 And you know what that means.
01:44:00 Do you even know what that means?
01:44:02 Let's look it up.
01:44:06 To make that
01:44:09 eccentric. Yep. All right.
01:44:10 Perfect.
01:44:11 Also, a typographical device other than a letter or numeral,
01:44:15 such as an asterix
01:44:18 used to signal divisions in text.
01:44:20 Why don't I showing it? See this command? Steve?
01:44:23 I don't look terrible. Well, because I gotta keep open it.
01:44:25 It's just not worth it.
01:44:27 Steve's the best. I don't blame Steve.
01:44:31 And I also didn't say the stupid part.
01:44:33 Stupid or eccentric person.
01:44:36 It's a typographical device other than a letter or numeral, such
01:44:38 as an asterix used to signal divisions in text or replace
01:44:42 letters like in
01:44:45 in a euphemistically presented vulgar word.
01:44:48 It's gross.
01:44:51 Oh, vulgar is gross.
01:44:52 Yeah, yeah.
01:44:53 Well, what are the more concentric?
01:44:56 Well, I don't understand that.
01:44:59 Right.
01:44:59 Those are two drastically different things.
01:45:02 Right?
01:45:05 Militaries.
01:45:06 I couldn't care about them.
01:45:08 Two dingbats.
01:45:09 That is actually the sample sentence.
01:45:12 What?
01:45:12 That doesn't sound like.
01:45:13 Does that sound like proper English?
01:45:15 Give me a poor grammar for that.
01:45:17 And I don't feel sorry for the parents.
01:45:23 That's.
01:45:24 Yeah, that's bad.
01:45:28 Well,
01:45:28 you got to imagine a dingbat probably wrote it.
01:45:31 Oh. That's nice. You know what that would
01:45:35 be? But the part I do understand is derogatory.
01:45:37 You asshole.
01:45:39 Yeah, I know, I'm not nice.
01:45:41 I never said I was nice.
01:45:43 I don't want you to be nice.
01:45:43 I'd rather you were honest than nice.
01:45:46 Nice, nice is an emotion that gets in the way of truth, right?
01:45:51 On that note, let's go to Rumble.
01:45:54 But. And can you turn off YouTube this week?
01:45:59 You know, we didn't get flagged for any of the n words or F words.
01:46:01 Maybe we shouldn't.
01:46:03 Oh, we got to keep rolling.
01:46:05 We got flagged for the stupid copyright shit nigger.
01:46:11 We I we didn't.
01:46:12 We play that last week when we was that two weeks ago.
01:46:16 It was great.
01:46:17 But, I still watched the the whole show on Rumble,
01:46:22 but we can watch it on YouTube.
01:46:25 Always watch the show on Rumble.
01:46:27 Support. Rumble, Rumble.
01:46:28 Com slash. Camouflage. Rent.
01:46:31 Agreed. Let's go to Rumble.
01:46:32 I don't give a shit.
01:46:34 Do we have any anything else left on YouTube?
01:46:37 Ask for?
01:46:39 Do we?
01:46:39 I have no, I have nothing, I have, I have no time for comments.
01:46:43 Not this week, not next week, not in a box.
01:46:45 Not with a fox.
01:46:47 All right.
01:46:47 I do like green eggs and ham, but that does sound gross.
01:46:51 It's just food coloring.
01:46:52 It's really not gross.
01:46:54 I actually did red number 30.
01:46:57 Is is toxic or carcinogenic.
01:47:00 Is that the one they banned?
01:47:02 Yeah.
01:47:05 There's some people
01:47:06 that won't eat any red food coloring to this day because of it.
01:47:10 They got scared out of their minds.
01:47:14 I had out of their minds.
01:47:16 I had a cake, that Burgundy frosting, and it was bitter as fuck
01:47:19 because of the red dye.
01:47:23 I was like ten.
01:47:23 I remember that.
01:47:25 Speaking of,
01:47:28 it took ten years off of your life.
01:47:31 If you were born ten years ago, how old are you? Ten.
01:47:38 I did the math.
01:47:39 Women can't answer that so easily.
01:47:42 Oh shut up.
01:47:43 Shout out to the whatever podcast.
01:47:47 Is 911.
01:47:48 Whatever. Pardon?
01:47:49 Yeah. It's famous.
01:47:50 They had a 9.5 hour stream last night.
01:47:53 I think they did watching it.
01:47:54 Yeah, yeah
01:47:56 I did I, I've never heard of them
01:47:59 but they've never heard of me.
01:48:02 So that's fair.
01:48:06 Dear.
01:48:09 You got one.
01:48:10 Did you get to punch one out real quick, dear.
01:48:15 Don't worry.
01:48:15 Don't don't give away the secret sauce, buddy.
01:48:18 Where's the. I'm on it.
01:48:19 Should I click it? It.
01:48:21 Are you going to click it? What's happening?
01:48:23 I can't find it. I know it's due to see it's heart.
01:48:26 It's just letters and it's always there.
01:48:27 I looked at, gummy worm and ice cream.
01:48:31 Oh, no.
01:48:33 We suck again.
01:48:35 And then halfway through this lesson. This.
01:48:37 This is what happens to me.
01:48:38 I scan it two times,
01:48:40 and as I start to scan it the third time, I'm like, shit,
01:48:42 I don't even know what I'm looking for anymore.
01:48:44 Yeah, right.
01:48:44 Yeah, I forgot.
01:48:48 Oh, there, I found it.
01:48:49 Yeah, right. When you hit it, I see it.
01:48:52 Well, it does light up.
01:48:53 Yeah.
01:48:55 Dear flip, I'm a long way to ask dingbat Ascii.
01:48:59 Fuck this.
01:49:00 I am a long time divorcee and a retiree with grown kids.
01:49:04 What is troubling me is I've always had an issue
01:49:06 with taking a shower and all the oil and dirt flowing down my body.
01:49:10 I think it's gross.
01:49:11 Usually.
01:49:12 I usually wash my hair in the kitchen sink.
01:49:14 I also don't get in the shower to wash my body.
01:49:16 I hate getting out of the shower and feeling cold or trying to get dressed.
01:49:19 Partially. What
01:49:22 what?
01:49:22 When I get it wrong, everyone does that.
01:49:25 I force myself to shower or wipe down with hospital with hospital type wipes.
01:49:29 I still wash up this way, just not regularly.
01:49:32 And I know it's gross.
01:49:34 I dry shave my legs and underarms when needed,
01:49:36 but this is really an issue for me.
01:49:39 I brush my teeth twice a day.
01:49:40 I use a light perfume and often get compliments.
01:49:43 But I know I'm
01:49:45 but know from reading your advice that seniors lose their sense of smell.
01:49:49 And I could be right.
01:49:51 I don't know how to overcome this, and for obvious reasons,
01:49:54 I don't have a friend.
01:49:55 I can float this by. Weird.
01:49:57 I'm healthy and like everyone else, like everyone struggling with depression,
01:50:02 I don't feel like it's bad enough to speak, seek professional help.
01:50:05 I'm on a fixed income.
01:50:07 Just curious as to what your thoughts are on this.
01:50:09 It's been a good six weeks since I've had a proper shower,
01:50:11 and I find no justification for it other than I don't enjoy it.
01:50:15 Signed under UN showered in Illinois.
01:50:19 What the fuck? Start the conversation like that.
01:50:23 Hygiene.
01:50:24 It's important you have to remove the dead skin.
01:50:26 It's called exfoliating.
01:50:28 You know, I'm saying hygiene.
01:50:31 Hygiene?
01:50:32 Yeah. You're gross.
01:50:35 You don't have an excuse for it.
01:50:36 Except you don't like it.
01:50:38 People do things they don't like all the time for their health.
01:50:41 And you stink.
01:50:43 Stop it. Knock it off. Take a shower.
01:50:46 It's exclusive.
01:50:47 I'm exclusive for group. Yes, of his shower.
01:50:51 And I don't want to muddy the waters.
01:50:55 So I'm very confused by the fact that,
01:50:59 choosing a dirty. And.
01:51:02 Yeah, they're dirty and they don't like the feeling of the dirt that's on them.
01:51:07 Go or they leave it on them.
01:51:10 So they leave it on.
01:51:11 I don't like, like,
01:51:14 right, like, women have a part of their body that's like,
01:51:20 that goes in like, whereas men have that part of their body
01:51:25 that sticks out and that gets their belly busting.
01:51:30 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it.
01:51:33 So, no, I, I've always had an issue
01:51:36 with taking a shower and all the oil and dirt flowing down my body.
01:51:40 I think it's gross.
01:51:41 So I just leave it on my body.
01:51:44 That's stupid.
01:51:45 Okay.
01:51:47 We we've suspected
01:51:49 some of these were made up or, you know, fake or hoaxes.
01:51:53 I don't know, I mean, they're
01:51:54 they're they this this is a I've heard of I've heard of people that don't shower.
01:51:59 This is a psychological problem.
01:52:01 She's a nutcase.
01:52:03 And I've smelled.
01:52:06 Well, people like that smelt it.
01:52:10 And that is so gross.
01:52:15 Okay, now I'm nauseous.
01:52:18 Are you nauseous or nauseated?
01:52:19 I don't think you said that right.
01:52:22 I don't think I'm nauseous.
01:52:24 But I don't think that's right.
01:52:26 I don't think you said that right.
01:52:27 Look at the choked up. And then
01:52:31 I don't know how to spell nauseous
01:52:34 news.
01:52:36 E o u s it'll correct you.
01:52:41 No, technically, nauseated means feeling sick.
01:52:43 Sick to your stomach, while nausea means causing that sickness.
01:52:47 So fuck you, dingbat. You're wrong.
01:52:50 That's,
01:52:52 No, that's not.
01:52:53 It's also not what I said.
01:52:56 You said you feel nauseous.
01:52:57 But what you were saying is,
01:52:58 I feel something like a smell, so that doesn't make any sense.
01:53:03 You feel nauseated.
01:53:04 You can never feel nauseous.
01:53:05 Nauseous is what makes you feel. Not.
01:53:07 Look, he doesn't believe me. He's got to look it up.
01:53:08 I feel like I'm talking to my wife. I'm taking crazy pills.
01:53:11 She told me that the last time hockey the U.S.
01:53:14 won hockey was 40 years ago.
01:53:16 The miracle on Ice.
01:53:17 I was like, you don't think I know when the Miracle on Ice was?
01:53:20 And she said, no, somebody to I heard it was 40.
01:53:22 I'm like, well, it's 46 because I heard it was 40.
01:53:24 And I said, well, you can't say that because you heard it from me. Don't I count?
01:53:28 I thought it was the miracle. 46
01:53:32 Miracle on Ice was in 1980, 46 years ago.
01:53:37 The last time we won gold.
01:53:39 Okay, the second definition of nauseous is causing nausea,
01:53:43 but the first one is affected with nausea, inclined to vomit.
01:53:48 I don't care, right?
01:53:50 Technically, nauseated means feeling sick to your stomach,
01:53:52 while nauseous means causing that sickness like a smell.
01:53:54 However, in common usage, both are frequently used.
01:53:56 But that doesn't make it right.
01:53:58 You, of all people should know that
01:54:01 for strict accuracy.
01:54:03 I say I feel nauseated rather than I feel nauseous because it's wrong.
01:54:08 People also say ain't and end with a preposition.
01:54:12 So I guess in that that's the fact.
01:54:14 Then it's right to I use I'm a common use term
01:54:18 that's not as pretentious because it is right.
01:54:22 The difference between you and me is I can learn and improve.
01:54:25 You are already done and never going to get any smarter.
01:54:27 And I feel sorry for you. This word
01:54:30 drives me.
01:54:32 I think
01:54:34 I need the
01:54:35 that was also great and I apologize.
01:54:38 I'm open to any compelling argument.
01:54:41 Let me give you an example.
01:54:43 The motion on the boat left me feeling quite nauseated.
01:54:46 Another example would be the smell of the garbage was absolutely nauseous.
01:54:51 Now that you know, you have no more excuses and I expect you
01:54:54 to be a better man or we're going to slam that fucking door.
01:54:59 Are you at the door?
01:55:00 Go ahead.
01:55:00 Gary, are you okay with my terms, or do you insist that you're still right
01:55:03 and I'm wrong?
01:55:04 I apologize, I still insist that I'm right and you're wrong.
01:55:09 All right, I'll be right back. I have to make a note.
01:55:11 These are three things now.
01:55:12 One is your carry, right? Yeah.
01:55:17 You know you're wrong.
01:55:19 That's the worst part.
01:55:20 I'm sure I'm right.
01:55:21 I thought, you know, see, you're.
01:55:23 We usually are on the same page with these weird idiosyncrasies
01:55:26 that the world is wrong.
01:55:27 And we're like, hey, you know, like, you know, religion.
01:55:29 The fact the afterlife, usually on the same page, this one you now know.
01:55:33 So you have no more excuse, but you're still doubling down with being wrong.
01:55:36 And that concerns me more than almost anything
01:55:38 in the entire world, because it isn't within your.
01:55:40 It is within your control
01:55:42 and you learn.
01:55:43 You now know better.
01:55:45 I knew and you thought like your
01:55:49 oh, did you think I made this up?
01:55:52 But but but but the number one definition.
01:55:55 The number one definition.
01:55:57 I'm where you see why we're yelling.
01:56:00 What page?
01:56:02 Oxford Merriam.
01:56:04 What page?
01:56:04 You got to go to Cambridge.
01:56:06 Goddamn it.
01:56:09 We need to get to the bottom of this.
01:56:10 Speak it.
01:56:11 I mean, you're so wrong, I would this is.
01:56:13 This is the hill I'm going to die on.
01:56:15 I only trust the Cambridge.
01:56:16 I'm not going to argue that I'm a dingbat, because that's just ad hominem.
01:56:20 That's what people with no other argument fall to.
01:56:22 And I forgive you for that nauseous.
01:56:26 This show sponsor.
01:56:27 We know how it sounds.
01:56:30 Nauseous.
01:56:31 Nauseous.
01:56:33 You guys got a comment?
01:56:34 Please tell this man this this person the right way to say nauseous.
01:56:39 And listen, I'm not arguing about the pronunciation of nauseous.
01:56:42 See, you move the goalpost again because you know
01:56:45 you're losing the argument and it's slightly frustrations.
01:56:48 I'm going to just start saying nauseated
01:56:51 nausea is.
01:56:52 I like when you push that button, all your sausages. Oh.
01:57:01 There are six meanings
01:57:03 to nauseous, but we're obviously talking about the most common one.
01:57:06 Not the first one.
01:57:08 The most common one.
01:57:09 I know that sounds contradictory,
01:57:11 but in my case, for my argument, that's the way it is.
01:57:15 And instead of just asking for one definition
01:57:17 that may suit your argument, why don't you google
01:57:20 nauseated versus nauseous and see what comes up?
01:57:23 Because that was my that was my point.
01:57:25 That was my argument.
01:57:27 You changed it to a fallacy.
01:57:30 Completely different.
01:57:33 You said I found a fucking definition that matters.
01:57:35 Therefore your point is not valid.
01:57:37 And that's not correct.
01:57:38 That's not right.
01:57:41 I think they all left me.
01:57:42 I'm just going to go to Rumble all by myself. Then.
01:57:47 Maybe.
01:57:50 The unfiltered and
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01:57:55 All right, folks, listen up.
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02:00:48 Yeah, I love these, but I don't give up.
02:00:52 I know hippie, yes.
02:00:54 No pun.
02:00:55 Yeah, I love to do it, but I don't give a fuck it.
02:00:58 I know that it be, I.
02:01:06 It's weird when you drink pee.
02:01:07 It makes you feel even more.
02:01:10 I have to go pee.
02:01:12 I do, I.
02:01:30 Might. Be.
02:01:47 Taking my things.
02:01:50 Three.
02:01:52 Second.
02:01:54 Yeah.
02:01:57 I, I I don't see. Me.
02:02:09 Being.
02:02:15 An interesting.
02:02:18 Beast.
02:02:26 Mean when you're making a party.
02:02:29 What did she say?
02:02:31 Wow. Okay, so, just to wrap up our our discussion
02:02:36 on, nauseous versus nausea dairy.
02:02:40 Just to clear things up, I did not move any goalposts.
02:02:45 I simply said I felt nauseous, which is the correct usage.
02:02:51 And, when I looked it up, I wasn't simply merely
02:02:56 looking for a definition that matched my, point of view.
02:03:02 It was the number one thing that came up the top answer.
02:03:07 Will you humor me? Sure.
02:03:10 Sometimes you got it.
02:03:11 Like kid gloves with dingbats and all, but Google,
02:03:16 should I say I'm feeling nauseated?
02:03:18 Or should I say I'm feeling nauseous?
02:03:21 Google that because that's the actual argument.
02:03:25 Do I want to sound pretentious, or do I want to speak like a normal person?
02:03:30 You want to sound pretentious. Obviously.
02:03:32 I clearly do.
02:03:35 So next week I'm
02:03:37 Vladimir Putin. But,
02:03:42 no, you know, you're right.
02:03:44 I'm just as pretentious as my lab coat.
02:03:47 I know you're probably going to say no, but do you have somebody that you think is
02:03:50 smarter than you grammatically? No.
02:03:55 Yeah. So,
02:03:59 Oh. Next week, I said I wanted to do the little man.
02:04:03 I know, somebody that's outsmarted him grammatically,
02:04:07 I do, I sure do to.
02:04:10 No, I think I'm pretty sure I just did, but
02:04:14 without recognition and acknowledgment, it feels kind of less shallow.
02:04:18 Like hollow. Like.
02:04:20 Like it doesn't even exist.
02:04:21 Yeah, but then I'm realizing just because you don't acknowledge
02:04:24 something like afterlife or grammar doesn't make it not so.
02:04:28 Yeah. Or the Oxford comma.
02:04:30 And so the Oxford comma,
02:04:33 is not a take of mine.
02:04:36 It is the definition of the Oxford comma.
02:04:40 And and nauseated is a correct term.
02:04:44 I'm not saying you're wrong.
02:04:47 I'm saying you corrected me incorrectly.
02:04:51 That's all.
02:04:52 So you look it up, it says, do not use me.
02:04:57 No. It said it's a it's optional.
02:05:00 That's the take I was talking about.
02:05:02 No, no, you can't feel a smell.
02:05:05 You cannot feel a cause. You're wrong.
02:05:08 I will not secede.
02:05:11 This point.
02:05:13 You cannot feel it.
02:05:14 Cause,
02:05:16 I mean, I know you're going to somehow prove that you can.
02:05:19 And then that'll make your incorrect grammatical statement right.
02:05:22 But that doesn't work.
02:05:23 Like when you tried to make the, the pyramid into a toaster.
02:05:28 I don't remember what it was, but, I don't know.
02:05:33 See, I'm all right, so I just I will not
02:05:37 eliminate any possibilities,
02:05:39 especially the ridiculous ones, just because they're ridiculous.
02:05:43 I will wait until they are disproven, if that's okay with you.
02:05:46 When I was asking you to do this.
02:05:47 Not okay with me. Anybody? That's science.
02:05:50 And saying on insufficient evidence, I question their judgment on everything,
02:05:55 right? I didn't say I didn't believe it.
02:05:57 I said, I don't not believe it until it's disproven.
02:06:00 Those are two different people there.
02:06:01 Okay, this is
02:06:04 all right.
02:06:05 You know what? I'm. You know what I'm saying?
02:06:06 If I ever do, I'm saying I know you do.
02:06:08 I know, I know, I know, that's literally science.
02:06:10 We have to we disprove everything and we assume what's left is proven negative.
02:06:15 Well, that's you just you just did your the claim is a negative
02:06:20 claim and it just proves itself
02:06:23 not relevant.
02:06:24 So you're still you're moving so far away from nauseous nauseating.
02:06:27 I'm bringing it back.
02:06:28 All right.
02:06:29 Is that your piece? You.
02:06:30 Did you Google.
02:06:31 Which one should I say? Which one is more commonly acceptable?
02:06:34 Which one makes you sound retarded? Those are three different things.
02:06:36 So before you say no voices, do it.
02:06:39 This conversation is making me nauseating.
02:06:41 I I'm thank you.
02:06:43 That is correct. That is correct. Is
02:06:47 the topic itself.
02:06:49 Wait. No wait wait. I'm sorry.
02:06:51 Say that again. You may have said it wrong.
02:06:53 If the topic is the cause of it, the topic can make you nauseous.
02:06:57 Feeling? Yeah.
02:06:58 You're feeling nauseated.
02:07:00 Do you see why it's okay?
02:07:01 Like I said, nauseating.
02:07:03 I can make us all agree.
02:07:04 English is a stupid language.
02:07:07 It is.
02:07:08 So it's not even your ignorance right now
02:07:12 because you are ignoring a fact of grammar isn't
02:07:15 even your fault.
02:07:19 You know what?
02:07:19 Do you know why?
02:07:20 Oh, I would rather take the blame on that.
02:07:23 But you have no choice.
02:07:24 You have no choice, right?
02:07:27 You have no choice in the matter.
02:07:28 That's what you told me earlier.
02:07:31 Oh, no.
02:07:31 Choice is real.
02:07:36 Great.
02:07:37 Can you choose to say nauseated correctly?
02:07:40 Nope.
02:07:41 Then it's not always real.
02:07:42 If you have no choice, you're not at the helm.
02:07:44 Somebody else is talking for you.
02:07:47 Nauseated.
02:07:48 Grady, do we have a new sponsor this week?
02:07:51 Probably.
02:07:52 It's, Pepto-Bismol for when you're feeling nauseated.
02:07:58 Nausea?
02:07:59 It's pretty good.
02:08:00 No. What will what what's causing you to feel nauseated
02:08:05 would be what's making you nauseous when it comes to blitz.
02:08:08 And here's Brady.
02:08:11 Hey. Oh, no.
02:08:13 I just want some five, six clicks to get to it, Steve, instead of just hiding it.
02:08:18 But that's okay.
02:08:20 I can hide it.
02:08:22 I can hide my nipples,
02:08:24 I doubt it. Dreamed of finding Bigfoot.
02:08:26 Wait till you see this.
02:08:27 It's the Sasquatch signal finder and captor.
02:08:29 The first home is system to detect, alert, and safely contain
02:08:32 the legendary creature, tri color strength meter, portable sensors,
02:08:35 and an automatic net that does the hard work for you.
02:08:38 Oh, for only 79.95 oh.
02:08:40 If you've ever dreamed of fighting Bigfoot, wait till you see this.
02:08:42 We'll watch it again just to be sure.
02:08:44 Yeah, right.
02:08:45 Yeah, I missed that alert.
02:08:47 And save this legendary creature.
02:08:49 Tri color strength meter, portable sensors, and an automatic net
02:08:52 that does the hard work for you.
02:08:53 Oh, for only 79, 95, if you.
02:08:55 What the fuck?
02:08:56 That's what I've heard so far.
02:08:59 Strength meter.
02:09:01 Yeah, it's got three colors.
02:09:03 All right, I, I was thinking jewelry, tri color.
02:09:08 And whether it's in the red, it's, you know, versus
02:09:10 the yellow versus the green.
02:09:13 That's what I would use.
02:09:14 Green.
02:09:15 Except it's not yellow.
02:09:16 Technically it's amber.
02:09:18 Oh I'm sorry I apologize.
02:09:19 Oh thank you for that.
02:09:22 It's so nice and refreshing to hear somebody admit their mistake.
02:09:25 Embalm Gary Amber.
02:09:30 It's hard work being this perfect.
02:09:33 Jesus.
02:09:38 You see what I did there?
02:09:39 I'm the host that everyone loves to hate, so I.
02:09:44 Oh, we can play gay or pet. Oh, now.
02:09:46 Yeah, yeah.
02:09:47 It it or later.
02:09:49 My point was we we couldn't play it before.
02:09:53 I do want to see the SNL the weekend.
02:09:56 Okay. Go.
02:09:58 But God, it's gotta go hand in hand.
02:10:03 Right.
02:10:03 Yeah. Yeah.
02:10:05 Are those the only two options?
02:10:06 Because I think this is great. Better.
02:10:08 We could have, like, a five minute production meeting on Thursday,
02:10:10 and we could arrange these clips to be much better.
02:10:12 Plan in production.
02:10:14 No, no, no, I'm
02:10:17 still playing together at the last minute.
02:10:20 Like we always do. I mean, slapping together, we.
02:10:22 I hope this was all prepared.
02:10:23 Just. We're just waiting on the.
02:10:26 Oh. Oh, well, if I stuff like this was normally my content.
02:10:30 And if I hadn't, you know, have I have to submit to this escape?
02:10:35 Hold on.
02:10:35 Nobody has to submit to anything that seems really gay.
02:10:40 You mean that is what the
02:10:42 what happened last week is when you played the clip, I just simply clicked.
02:10:45 It marked a green like nauseating.
02:10:47 I forgot to have my hand.
02:10:49 My bad.
02:10:49 It's, You slam on him if you have.
02:10:52 Offhand, I don't think that.
02:10:54 I don't think you said that right off to the side there.
02:10:57 Offhand. Right over here. Got you.
02:11:00 They're not right here, but they're right over here.
02:11:02 Well, and for the record, I think that on the show, is it not?
02:11:06 Which is.
02:11:09 I'm just trying to follow you.
02:11:11 I'm still I still have a second gross to play, but I never did.
02:11:14 That's all right.
02:11:16 But you guys decide.
02:11:17 Are we going to do gay or or are we going to do gross gay?
02:11:20 And but, Yeah.
02:11:22 All right.
02:11:22 That gay patter.
02:11:23 I can handle that.
02:11:26 Here's a hint, though.
02:11:27 The answer is always gay.
02:11:28 Yeah,
02:11:30 it's, it's just like dick or dildo.
02:11:33 Gay or pedo.
02:11:34 Well, it depends on how do you ever get or do I still need to pull it up quicker?
02:11:38 Oh, no. I have it. I was just stalling.
02:11:41 I didn't think you were ready.
02:11:44 No one's gonna really like to make it full screen. Yes.
02:11:47 Thank you.
02:11:48 Twitter. Facebook.
02:11:49 You should take note. Instagram. You should take note.
02:11:52 A little fucking full screen in the bottom right
02:11:53 corner, like every fucking video in the world.
02:11:56 So I'm so impressed.
02:11:57 From what I know of this, the little kids, the little kid
02:12:01 and the guy in the white hat is Michael Jordan.
02:12:04 Michael Jordan.
02:12:05 I see Michael Jordan, he's Michael Jordan.
02:12:08 Oh, no.
02:12:08 Are you going to ruin one of my heroes, Michael Jordan?
02:12:11 I don't know, is he going to ruin one of your heroes?
02:12:15 Oh, no.
02:12:17 Should I play it now?
02:12:19 Yeah. No.
02:12:20 Is that the setup where the baby. That.
02:12:22 There's no fucking sound, is there?
02:12:25 Wait, there's no sound.
02:12:26 You're end. Yeah.
02:12:28 I don't know if this reminds me of a wrestling video for me.
02:12:31 Like, it's maybe somebody recording a television.
02:12:33 There's no sound.
02:12:37 That's all right.
02:12:38 What the fuck is that?
02:12:41 All right, once he's trying to pull a shirt, look at Spider-Man twice.
02:12:45 He's a he's a sport athlete is smacking ass, dude.
02:12:48 No, it seems no.
02:12:50 And the three times of the pinch, look at the size that he's grabbing.
02:12:55 Like, it's not like, a little like Nick.
02:12:57 Like you're just kind of like, I want to hear the sound.
02:13:01 He's, like, squeezing there.
02:13:03 I don't think that sounds going help. Good.
02:13:04 Like honest question.
02:13:07 Is this real or is it? I.
02:13:09 This is real.
02:13:10 And that was the only true action at this point.
02:13:12 Yeah okay.
02:13:14 No, this was making the rounds.
02:13:15 This is Mike Michael Jordan.
02:13:18 Whoa. Barely up there.
02:13:20 I barely know that I'm good.
02:13:22 I don't know. Apparently he knows this little kid.
02:13:24 It's like I don't.
02:13:25 Yeah. That's who's all you.
02:13:27 You know that, like 95% of fucking problems
02:13:30 are with somebody I know, somebody who tried
02:13:33 this is grooming. Yeah, that makes it.
02:13:35 Does that make it any better?
02:13:37 That makes it worse, actually. Right?
02:13:39 Yeah. See, I can't help it.
02:13:40 Man is grooming him.
02:13:41 He's groomed him to not react like.
02:13:44 Knock it off.
02:13:45 He reacted. Yeah.
02:13:48 Did actually stood up.
02:13:49 I've stood up for Joe Biden in his all his weird like
02:13:51 I mean eating feet and smelling hair because dude, lots of old guys do that.
02:13:55 I've done that with my nieces and nephews like you.
02:13:57 Just let them eat you like, that's a bunch of malarkey.
02:14:00 Hindsight.
02:14:01 It's a little creepy, but I had 100% good intentions.
02:14:04 I was just trying to say, like, you're so sweet, I want to eat you.
02:14:08 You know, I never, ever ate a baby.
02:14:11 I can't explain this without sound.
02:14:14 Look, he put his hand there.
02:14:15 The kid blocked him. Look at the kid's hand.
02:14:17 I didn't even see that till just now.
02:14:19 Oh, do you see him?
02:14:21 Like it's like a slide? It's.
02:14:24 He does. Like is the rest of his body?
02:14:25 Yeah, yeah.
02:14:26 He's like, dude, stop, stop. You do that all the time on this all day.
02:14:29 He's been doing that all day.
02:14:30 He's just like, he's gotten so good at it.
02:14:32 He's just like,
02:14:34 he has no idea that he's doing it right because he just comes out of left field.
02:14:37 Or does he actually touch him at a certain point?
02:14:38 There's a kid preemptive.
02:14:40 This is really weird because look, the kid kid predetermined this.
02:14:45 It's definitely predetermined.
02:14:47 Look, the kid the kid has not been touched yet.
02:14:49 As his hand comes moving in, his hands are already going to block.
02:14:53 What the fuck this is fucking.
02:14:55 Yeah. Who the.
02:14:56 He's been here for.
02:14:57 He's been dealing with this for years.
02:15:00 For years? Well, not that many.
02:15:01 He's gradually swats that dick away.
02:15:04 He's just like, no, no, no, Michael Jordan comes up and he's like, no, get,
02:15:08 get out of here.
02:15:09 He's like, God, okay, maybe next what is going on?
02:15:11 But seriously, what what is your explanation?
02:15:16 I heard that I've done little to no research.
02:15:19 I watched part of the video and was like, okay, I'll save the rest for later.
02:15:23 And here's later.
02:15:25 And I know he's he grabs a good chunk of that ass.
02:15:30 Right there.
02:15:31 He puts, he pull this, he still he's pulling his shirt.
02:15:33 Oh, no. Wait and take that back.
02:15:35 No, that kid is weak.
02:15:38 Creepy.
02:15:39 So creepy.
02:15:41 All right.
02:15:41 Like, it's definitely gross.
02:15:45 Constantly slapping one, two,
02:15:49 three, four, five.
02:15:53 We got some there. Six. Seven.
02:15:57 Eight. Oh, my.
02:15:58 Michael Jordan. Yeah.
02:15:59 Daddy issues up the leg.
02:16:01 One, two two.
02:16:03 The kid is totally, like, ignoring it, not knowing what to do, right?
02:16:06 Like, yeah, the smile on his face does
02:16:09 remind me of that wrestling video from last week.
02:16:13 As a kid, you'd be uncomfortable.
02:16:15 You wouldn't really know how to react.
02:16:16 You just kind of be like, okay, I guess he's just like a did you get this right?
02:16:21 Are they already pointing it out or is this.
02:16:24 Yeah. Okay. Good. Yeah.
02:16:25 Yeah. I mean, like, if nobody even noticed.
02:16:27 Let's read some comments. Should we comment?
02:16:29 I can't imagine why he thinks that's a good idea.
02:16:32 Yeah. What the fuck?
02:16:33 Where is this boy's father?
02:16:36 Well, maybe Michael Jordan's father.
02:16:41 I hear those NBA players father.
02:16:42 A lot of children.
02:16:44 Yeah. They do?
02:16:45 Yeah. What the fuck?
02:16:46 Guessing there's a prop
02:16:47 bet out there somewhere that Michael Jordan would pinch a kid.
02:16:50 There you go.
02:16:51 Prop bet fraud.
02:16:54 Pedophiles are everywhere.
02:16:57 Yeah, you know what?
02:16:57 I'm not even going to go that far to say he's a pedophile.
02:16:59 It's just, like, weird, inappropriate touching that
02:17:03 everybody more than the age
02:17:05 of ten should know not to do. Yep.
02:17:12 Mark Jordan wants to do.
02:17:13 I'm going to let this awkward silence marinate for just a minute, because,
02:17:18 kid, you want I don't.
02:17:22 I don't know what to think.
02:17:25 Nauseating.
02:17:26 Just because he's, like, honking it like a clown.
02:17:28 No, he's like, wow, he gets the whole cheek.
02:17:30 Is. That's a small kid.
02:17:31 So his ass is like, he gets these like,
02:17:36 I don't know, I want to see a little bit before already do it.
02:17:39 He got maybe there was some mild penetration.
02:17:41 We couldn't tell last week when those two things were wrestling.
02:17:45 His hand coming in is the part that confuses me the most.
02:17:48 He's there.
02:17:49 Dude.
02:17:53 He sent it.
02:17:54 He's like, I consent that perv coming in again.
02:17:57 Yeah. Body zero movement to the kid's body.
02:17:59 It's like a still game the entire time.
02:18:01 No, he turns right when he goes to his leg.
02:18:03 He's like, yeah, we're gets there.
02:18:05 But until that point, they can comes out of nowhere and just swats it.
02:18:09 Kids, if you're ever in this position, shit your pants.
02:18:12 That's the only thing I could think of to do.
02:18:14 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:18:15 Oh my God, he's touching me. Because especially right now, you know, fucked up.
02:18:18 That would be this guy
02:18:19 got on camera and Mike Michael Jordan sitting here squeezing the kids ass.
02:18:22 No no no no, I would say he was done because it's Michael Jordan.
02:18:26 But you said he knows them.
02:18:28 And that's was the story that I read.
02:18:30 I don't know,
02:18:32 does your leg itch?
02:18:33 I don't, but right there the leg he's like he's like dude, why aren't you touching?
02:18:38 Maybe the kid likes it.
02:18:39 He's like, go back to my ass.
02:18:42 It makes me feel like I'm tickled on the inside.
02:18:46 No. Well, thank you.
02:18:51 One thing that really pisses me off
02:18:53 I feel nauseous with Michael Jordan pinching that kid's ass.
02:18:58 I said that so it was from the Daytona 500? No.
02:19:00 It's one. It's acceptable.
02:19:02 It's not.
02:19:03 It may be acceptable to you, but you have weird standards
02:19:05 because you usually have such a high standard.
02:19:07 And you're letting me down right now.
02:19:08 It's not that I'm.
02:19:09 I'm mad. I'm just disappointed.
02:19:11 Disappointed? Yeah.
02:19:13 Oh, no.
02:19:13 No, I was also wrong.
02:19:16 Not wrong.
02:19:18 You might not be right.
02:19:19 I'm definitely not demonstrably wrong.
02:19:24 You call me a monster now.
02:19:25 First you call me a fucking dingbat.
02:19:26 Now you're calling me a monster.
02:19:28 Yeah.
02:19:28 Jesus, you're bleeding badly.
02:19:33 Being badly nauseated, turd.
02:19:39 Nauseated.
02:19:42 Eating better. Here we go.
02:19:43 So you're conceding that it should be.
02:19:45 You should say I feel nauseated.
02:19:49 That's one. What?
02:19:50 One thing that you can say.
02:19:52 That is a phrase you can
02:19:54 pronounce?
02:19:55 Yes.
02:19:57 We may need to go back to that video.
02:19:58 If you still haven't pulled up.
02:20:01 All right.
02:20:02 So sure thing.
02:20:04 This is why am I.
02:20:05 So that boat that kid is Bo Reddick, which is a six year old son of,
02:20:08 one of the race drivers.
02:20:10 I think he may have been the guy who won.
02:20:11 I know Tyler Reddick.
02:20:13 The incident, cameras captured.
02:20:16 So the incident this has cameras captured.
02:20:19 Jordan making repeated pinching motions at the lower
02:20:22 back of a boy's shirt and briefly brushing the back of his leg.
02:20:26 The contacts, the defense supporters and team representatives clarify
02:20:30 that the child was drenched in saliva, celebratory champagne, water and ice.
02:20:35 They explained that Jordan was simply trying to dislodge ice chunks
02:20:38 that had fallen down the boy's shirt, and were clinging to his back and legs.
02:20:43 Does it look like he's doing this?
02:20:45 No. It occurred.
02:20:47 Oh, that's not that's not the impression I got reacting kids
02:20:51 not even reacting, going like, oh, it's cold.
02:20:54 Like he's just, like, stinging.
02:20:55 Still, it doesn't make it any righter, but at least it gives me some understanding.
02:21:01 Yeah, I said writer, because we don't care about fucking grammar anymore.
02:21:06 It couldn't be wronger.
02:21:08 I'm a little salty. Did you say wronger?
02:21:11 Yeah. Oh, yeah.
02:21:12 Oh, I know, I know
02:21:16 now, he said writer.
02:21:17 So I said wronger because as above, so below
02:21:20 it looks like he's raping weekend update.
02:21:23 Okay, you're saying he doesn't care?
02:21:26 Okay. So,
02:21:31 that's not funny.
02:21:31 I feel empathy for that, I feel bad, that means you have to stay very smooth.
02:21:37 What's the topic? That was God saying don't.
02:21:39 It's day that was predetermined.
02:21:44 What is the topic?
02:21:46 You guys have a choice if you want it. You guys.
02:21:48 You guys want to do the show all by yourself next week or not have a show?
02:21:53 Why? What's happening next week?
02:21:55 I might not be available.
02:21:57 I'll do my best, but I.
02:21:58 I just might not be available. We go a new segment. We do our best stuff.
02:22:01 You guys already ruined it.
02:22:02 We're going to say, where in the world is Brady?
02:22:04 But you ruined it. We do our best every week.
02:22:06 I didn't ruin it.
02:22:07 I never said anything. You're right. What do you say, you guys?
02:22:09 I'm wrong, I apologize. See how easy it was? I made a mistake.
02:22:12 I threw draw to the bus when I met Gary.
02:22:14 And I apologized because I was wrong.
02:22:16 So are there ice chunks here?
02:22:19 Do you?
02:22:19 Yeah. Do you have more video? That's. We need to see more video.
02:22:22 No, this is the this is the video.
02:22:23 I mean, this is as close as you can get this filming,
02:22:27 but we need some context of this.
02:22:29 Nine seconds like,
02:22:33 I don't see any light.
02:22:34 His shirt is obviously soaking wet. So that.
02:22:36 So that explains the shirt.
02:22:37 He tries to pull the shirt away. Fine.
02:22:39 Yeah. So he's like turned on by the wet t shirt.
02:22:41 That kid is this with this who allegedly.
02:22:45 What some are saying.
02:22:47 So I heard.
02:22:51 I heard a few podcasts.
02:22:53 I've heard a particular podcast just now mentioned that this may be
02:22:57 Michael Jordan getting off over the kid in a wet t shirt.
02:23:01 Allegedly.
02:23:04 Some I, I don't see any ice.
02:23:08 And he's pushing it.
02:23:09 He's pushing it up.
02:23:13 Like wipe it off his leg.
02:23:17 No, that. No.
02:23:20 And if he's like saying no, look, you got covered with ice
02:23:23 and he's just not thinking, all right, I guess it's still inappropriate.
02:23:26 Yeah, I don't know.
02:23:27 I, like, oh, there's a kilometer interact with it.
02:23:30 I don't know, I don't I try not to.
02:23:34 I don't know,
02:23:35 I went over to my buddy's house one time, and you say you try not to,
02:23:38 but you sure do.
02:23:40 I went over my buddy's house one time, and he's got, like, a step thing now.
02:23:42 And so, like, my girlfriend, I went over there,
02:23:45 the first time we went over there and, like, the first time we met, the, like,
02:23:48 the step thing, and he's like, he's like, partially autistic of some sorts.
02:23:53 And, we're all, like, squiggly for some reason,
02:23:56 took, took a liking to me and just was it.
02:23:57 So I was just interacting with it to be nice to him, obviously.
02:24:00 But he wanted, like, he's like, oh, I want to show you my bedroom.
02:24:03 And I'm just like, ooh, yeah, I don't think we're supposed to do that,
02:24:06 you know what I mean?
02:24:07 I know, no, I don't want to be in that position.
02:24:10 I don't want to, like, you're smart enough to not put yourself in a position. Yep.
02:24:13 Yeah. I'm not going to do anything, but I just don't want those optics.
02:24:16 You know? It just seems awkward, right? Isn't that fucking creepy?
02:24:18 Completely innocent, still completely inappropriate.
02:24:23 You can have two things
02:24:26 I can like you one.
02:24:30 Yesterday, I decided to clean out my refrigerator for the first time in a year.
02:24:34 The rotting food in the bottom drawer gave off a disgusting
02:24:38 smell that nauseated me, and it made me nauseous.
02:24:42 It was a story.
02:24:43 Noxious and nauseated are both related to nausea,
02:24:46 the state of being physically ill and on the verge of vomiting.
02:24:51 But why do we have three different words to describe the same thing?
02:24:54 Because English is stupid, not identical, and can't be used interchangeably.
02:24:58 Oh wait. What?
02:25:00 I'm sorry.
02:25:00 Let me play that part again. Identical.
02:25:02 I like how this is your Oxford,
02:25:05 that is.
02:25:05 They're different. I'll die on this hill.
02:25:08 Because you know what?
02:25:09 I actually find solace and comfort in the fact that
02:25:13 Gary and I often agree on things that are wrong with the entire world,
02:25:16 but the entire world does it wrongly.
02:25:20 But now my whole world is shattered.
02:25:22 I don't know what is up. What is down? What is Gary?
02:25:24 What is Gary?
02:25:26 I don't know what's happening, but I need to get to the bottom of it
02:25:29 and he will come around with nausea is what I will come.
02:25:33 State of being ill, I will come.
02:25:35 And the two words we're concerned
02:25:36 about nauseous and nauseated are also different parts of speech.
02:25:41 Nauseated is a verb or action word
02:25:43 that refers to the actual act of making interesting.
02:25:46 Wait, so, Usha, I'm a teacher.
02:25:49 I'm a student. No, I just wanted to pause the video.
02:25:52 I'm going to say I'm a student.
02:25:53 What? I have to create an account? No.
02:25:55 What did I do?
02:25:57 What's it? Study.com.
02:25:59 Weird. Fuck. All right.
02:26:02 I pause the video. Now. I'm done with it. No,
02:26:05 I'll have to.
02:26:06 Gary, you win this round, but I will find something.
02:26:09 Oh, I found one. Yeah,
02:26:12 we'll take care of this.
02:26:13 And then we'll go over to the Brady and Draw show.
02:26:14 Unless you want to watch, or do Weekend Update on Fledge Ranch.
02:26:17 Quick think is something that we do.
02:26:19 We can update and then into something that makes you feel nauseated.
02:26:23 Okay. First off what is it?
02:26:26 Tell us. No we don't.
02:26:28 And secondly, what exactly is that gross in these two words?
02:26:32 Lucky for us, the difference isn't too extreme.
02:26:34 No, it's not so different. And nauseated.
02:26:37 Both come from the word nausea, which has roots in the Greek word nous,
02:26:41 meaning ship.
02:26:43 This means that both of these words can be used to describe
02:26:46 a feeling of sickness, but oftentimes from a ship.
02:26:50 So saying I am nauseated by this rotten apple
02:26:53 or this rotten apple has made me nauseous are both correct?
02:26:57 Oh, I'm done with you.
02:26:58 However nauseous has something a little extra.
02:27:01 It can also be used to describe something that causes sickness,
02:27:05 as in this rotten apple is nauseous.
02:27:09 Why would you ever see?
02:27:11 I think this is like ain't like ain't is now
02:27:14 acceptable but doesn't make it right I don't yeah,
02:27:17 even with this slight distinction when it comes down to it.
02:27:21 Is that a real word. Yeah, yeah.
02:27:23 Do you know what I thought?
02:27:24 I thought yeah, I was like, what the fuck is this?
02:27:26 I kept seeing it and reading it or whatever the fuck, and I'm like,
02:27:29 I looked it up and it's like, I guess I'm the idiot.
02:27:31 I didn't know it was the word learned.
02:27:33 And what's the other one that has a T that people say the similar drunk
02:27:37 spelt, spelt, spelt?
02:27:39 I don't think this is a word though.
02:27:41 Maybe. Maybe I'm making that one. I know that one.
02:27:43 Some people say about the elephant and goddamn it.
02:27:47 Well, this video seems to be in
02:27:49 Gary's favor saying they both work, but I disagree.
02:27:51 Nausea. Both words work and anyone and I.
02:27:55 If somebody said I feel nauseous, instead I feel nauseated.
02:27:58 I wouldn't go, what the fuck do they mean?
02:28:00 Who has objections to the interchangeable usages?
02:28:03 We'll just have to come to terms with the nauseated.
02:28:07 Yeah. Just saying.
02:28:08 Rolling C makes me nauseous.
02:28:14 All right then, I guess.
02:28:15 Yeah, I guess that hill.
02:28:18 I don't give a fuck.
02:28:21 He does.
02:28:23 He's very happy, right?
02:28:24 Yeah. Everyone does.
02:28:27 Okay.
02:28:30 Well, okay then
02:28:32 I'm going to play it.
02:28:35 Maybe you should.
02:28:41 Weekend update with Norm MacDonald.
02:28:45 I'm not MacDonald.
02:28:46 And this is the fake news.
02:28:47 The only news where the facts are made up.
02:28:49 But the anchor still read them wrong.
02:28:51 The 2026 Daytona 500 was last Monday.
02:28:55 And Tyler, when it comes to the line.
02:28:57 Wow, a shower of sparks behind him.
02:29:00 Unbelievable. Unreal.
02:29:02 And nobody gave a shit
02:29:05 that it's all right.
02:29:06 It's not even a redneck joke.
02:29:07 The sport, as they call it, sucks ass.
02:29:10 Rather watch pickleball,
02:29:13 I hate it.
02:29:14 I'd rather watch that Olympic breakdancer Reagan flop
02:29:17 around on the floor. Who?
02:29:21 Speaking of Olympics, was trying to represent it Sunday.
02:29:23 And just like NASCAR, nobody gives a shit.
02:29:25 That is, until that dog ran out during that women's skiing event.
02:29:28 Check this out.
02:29:30 Oh, look at that cute doggy.
02:29:31 Just a happy dog.
02:29:33 The crowd clearly enjoying this and truly smells blood.
02:29:37 Gross.
02:29:38 After the killing of cartel boss Al Macho, violence splashed across
02:29:42 go and several U.S.
02:29:43 airlines suspended flights out of Puerto Vallarta,
02:29:45 one of the country's most popular resort cities.
02:29:48 Cartel members burning down buildings and setting cars on fire.
02:29:52 The unrest unfolding after the Mexican government said
02:29:54 it killed the leader of one of the most powerful drug cartels.
02:29:58 And you people want to keep the border open.
02:30:02 You idiots really wanted to keep that border open
02:30:05 under bad Bunny is going to perform there any time soon
02:30:09 with sirens blaring igual at a horror international airport,
02:30:12 some panic travelers trying to hide while others fled on foot.
02:30:16 I wonder if Billie Eilish is going to vacation around there any time soon.
02:30:20 I hear there's some newly open native lands you could buy there.
02:30:24 Just saying.
02:30:26 In popular shooting news, three people were killed at a high school
02:30:29 hockey game in Pawtucket, Rhode Island.
02:30:31 And now this isn't a family Guy joke.
02:30:32 It's actually the opposite.
02:30:34 Before taking his own life, the gunman murdered his ex-wife and son,
02:30:37 who were in the audience.
02:30:41 You think the son would have been the one who murdered the vile woman?
02:30:44 Yes, yes, the vile woman.
02:30:45 She simply must be stopped now.
02:30:47 In fact, the time machine and my cursed teddy bear.
02:30:50 So that is all part of, like I said during the investigation.
02:30:53 But I can tell you that a good Samaritan didn't step in.
02:30:55 I can identify that there was one lone suspect that this was a targeted event.
02:31:00 It looked like it was a family dispute. Hey, it's me, Peter.
02:31:03 You know, just a regular guy
02:31:04 from Quahog, Rhode Island, taking the kids down to the stop and shop.
02:31:07 Maybe grab a couple of Pawtucket beers,
02:31:10 Not like cracking one open with my buddy Pawtucket Pat.
02:31:12 He's got the hat and everything.
02:31:14 Freaking sweet.
02:31:16 I remember hearing, like, the first shots
02:31:18 go off and, like, everybody wasn't sure if they were actual shots.
02:31:22 We all thought it was like a door opening. Opening.
02:31:25 It must be the CTE from playing hockey, because what the hell kind of doors
02:31:28 do they have in Rhode Island?
02:31:29 Homecoming, really?
02:31:31 I mean, I've heard of a door slamming.
02:31:32 It sounded like gunshots before, but a door opening.
02:31:37 Maybe Gary can take some pointers from the husband, their former husband.
02:31:40 Just saying.
02:31:42 All right, that's the news, folks, for Weekend Update, I'm Norm MacDonald.
02:31:45 Good night.
02:31:45 And keep the door shut.
02:31:52 And we'll play like,
02:31:54 some shows in the pre-roll hoops.
02:31:58 We try that again.
02:32:00 Jesus.
02:32:04 It's the Brady
02:32:06 and Josh Brady and ordinary as above.
02:32:09 And so be Luke because he's so close.
02:32:12 Brady and for sure we're doing it our way.
02:32:17 We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady
02:32:20 and John show it's Brady and Drury.
02:32:23 It's their show now Brady draw.
02:32:35 I didn't even hear about the hockey shooting.
02:32:38 It's pretty cowardly.
02:32:40 Irritating. It was weird.
02:32:41 So there was it's a it's a well you know don't I have the link about it.
02:32:45 Yeah. There's a link there.
02:32:48 Should I play that one more
02:32:49 to that story than Norm wanted to dive in.
02:32:54 That would be clip number three.
02:32:55 Had a hard opinion on the border, but he didn't
02:32:57 have a hard opinion on this issue.
02:32:59 Think you?
02:33:00 I think he wanted to leave it for the experts,
02:33:04 really dissect it.
02:33:05 You know, Norm likes to just try to get in and get out.
02:33:13 Tonight, Rhode Island officials praising Good Samaritan
02:33:15 who stepped in during a deadly shooting at a high school hockey game.
02:33:20 The courage undoubtedly prevented
02:33:22 further loss and injury, and we thank them for that.
02:33:24 I'm not, say, 56 year old Robert Dorgan, who also went by Roberta, shot and killed.
02:33:30 Oh, and son Aiden in the stands
02:33:33 before pulling out a second gun and dying by suicide.
02:33:37 One of the suspect's daughters, Amanda, while he was mentally ill.
02:33:40 The whole time, they're like, oh, they saved him from shoot anybody else.
02:33:43 I don't think his plan was to shoot anybody else or her.
02:33:46 Whatever it is.
02:33:50 He's, you know, he's struggled with.
02:33:54 Dude, I'm tripping out.
02:33:55 That looks just like Sammy Hagar.
02:34:00 Wow. Tell me, dude, his fate.
02:34:03 I'm not looking at the dress or the booze, but his hair, his fucking sunglasses.
02:34:06 A smile on his face.
02:34:07 That's Sammy Hagar wears the side by side.
02:34:11 Of course I'll be wrong, but.
02:34:15 I should play it while I'm googling.
02:34:17 Oh. Oh, he looks totally different now.
02:34:19 No, it looks like it looks like young Sammy Hagar.
02:34:22 But when somebody doesn't want to get help, pull it up.
02:34:26 So, yeah, I don't know how to do so.
02:34:28 Yeah, if you pull it up and just pull up too.
02:34:30 Yeah, I'll just throw them both.
02:34:31 No, I'll do it. I'll set it up I gotcha. Yeah, motherfucker.
02:34:36 Yeah,
02:34:38 but where are you, though?
02:34:41 Where'd it go?
02:34:42 I don't know.
02:34:44 Oh, you're the wrong color. Hold on.
02:34:45 I just got to switch the color.
02:34:47 I just you're supposed to be this one.
02:34:48 See what would happen.
02:34:51 Oh, my lord.
02:34:53 But now where's my color?
02:34:54 Oh, see my color change, too.
02:34:55 We'll get it. We'll get it. Well, we fucked the live.
02:34:58 Yeah, yeah, because it lit. Just wait a second.
02:35:00 There you go. Oh.
02:35:01 Oh, there it is. Okay, now where's me?
02:35:04 You're right above it.
02:35:05 Oh you. Yeah.
02:35:06 Because you change the key every time you leave. It changes color.
02:35:08 I'll get you back. Hold on. Sorry. Who gives a shit?
02:35:11 I give a shit. I can see them both side by side.
02:35:13 I spent lots of time to make this all work.
02:35:16 But when the colors change. Steve, Steve.
02:35:18 When somebody leaves, all the colors change.
02:35:21 We need the slots locked, slots locked?
02:35:25 Yeah I'm right.
02:35:26 Dude, that's Sammy Hagar.
02:35:28 That's all I was trying to say.
02:35:30 Sammy Hagar, did Sammy Hagar commit suicide?
02:35:34 Did we ever bought,
02:35:43 This just in.
02:35:44 Sammy Hagar has tragically passed away in a murder
02:35:48 suicide.
02:35:51 Is this.
02:35:53 They won't.
02:35:54 Court documents show Rhonda
02:35:55 Dorgan filed for divorce from Robert in 2020, citing your.
02:35:59 Well, you got a better pictures?
02:36:00 Yeah, there's no. Sorry.
02:36:03 And did it.
02:36:05 Goddamn, you definitely did undo it.
02:36:07 I, when somebody doesn't, I don't get it. Oh.
02:36:09 They won't. Oh, sweet.
02:36:11 Rhonda Dorgan filed for divorce. It automatically did it.
02:36:14 I didn't have to do anything.
02:36:15 Gender reassignment surgery to affiliate.
02:36:18 That's even better, Steve. Thank you. Steve.
02:36:21 Oh, now you took down. I'm confused. All right?
02:36:23 When somebody doesn't want to get help, they want.
02:36:26 I like the way that she subtly used the,
02:36:30 mental thing to get into it.
02:36:34 Like, happy she is right there.
02:36:35 What are you talking about?
02:36:38 Mental health, my ass. Look at her.
02:36:39 I see mental health. Is she.
02:36:41 Look at those numbers for those nipples.
02:36:43 When somebody doesn't want a nipple.
02:36:47 Yeah, they're not real.
02:36:49 They're nipple implants. Problems. Yeah, yeah.
02:36:51 You're right. She.
02:36:53 She sewed frozen peas into her address.
02:36:55 Oh my lord. Yeah, because men's nipples aren't like that.
02:36:57 So what do you.
02:37:00 My nipples a little smaller there.
02:37:01 Poke there. I mean, they could see it's like such a larger nipple.
02:37:04 It's a milky nipple.
02:37:05 That's not like a.
02:37:08 I don't think that's a milking nipple.
02:37:10 That's not how it works. That's a fucking plastic. Rubber.
02:37:12 You're not getting any milk out of that.
02:37:14 Yeah, but I knew what you meant.
02:37:15 Yeah, it's like an Asian nipples.
02:37:17 What you meant to say
02:37:19 was fucking 2 to 3 inch long nipples that you can tie in a knot.
02:37:22 Yeah,
02:37:24 you know the ones
02:37:24 I mean, it's like you get fucking
02:37:28 put air like you put air in it.
02:37:30 Yeah.
02:37:30 It looks like two cat toys, a little springs with fuzzy things on them.
02:37:33 Let me know.
02:37:35 Rhonda plans for divorce from Robert in 2020, citing gender reassignment.
02:37:40 You can't suck on your nipples later. I'm going to choke. Surgery.
02:37:42 Narcissistic and personality disorder traits
02:37:45 which was crossed out and replaced with irreconcilable differences.
02:37:49 Oh come on dude, science, medicine.
02:37:51 You got to stop this shit.
02:37:53 I'm perfectly fine for allowing people to live in peace how they want,
02:37:57 but we cannot identify things that are not reality
02:38:01 and continue to say that they're normal.
02:38:05 It is not right to not acknowledge reality
02:38:09 is ours after witnessing her loved ones get shot.
02:38:13 And I'm not.
02:38:14 I don't want to jump on this bandwagon, this conservative push
02:38:16 to think that all shooters are trans now.
02:38:18 But the majority seem to be.
02:38:21 Amanda writing on GoFundMe.
02:38:23 Oh, there was one recently that was on
02:38:25 and sorry, but there were five before that that were
02:38:29 they were like, finally there's one.
02:38:32 But no, they won't say that.
02:38:33 They'll just say it was another middle aged white man.
02:38:39 Forever changed,
02:38:40 adding her younger siblings, including one playing in yesterday's game.
02:38:44 He didn't even have the fucking balls to kill all the kids.
02:38:46 So now that there's kids that have to live with this,
02:38:50 are now facing the future without their parents
02:38:53 losing all their older brother, then wait, he should have to collect it.
02:38:57 I'm kidding.
02:38:58 You should never kill anyone.
02:38:59 Obviously I just about killing and I thought it was balloons at first.
02:39:02 While people in the wait wait wait wait, right.
02:39:05 These kids are retarded.
02:39:07 No no no no no no, wait for opening this thing.
02:39:10 Because we live in a world where we have to mentally disconnect from reality.
02:39:15 Well, starting with trans, now it's gunshot.
02:39:17 Oh, they couldn't please like, oh, somebody must be popping balloons.
02:39:21 Like what. Okay.
02:39:22 Yeah I think it's a self-defense mechanism
02:39:23 because they cannot
02:39:24 come to the realization that they're in a trauma event right now.
02:39:27 They're old enough,
02:39:29 but they shouldn't come with fucking Michael Jordan.
02:39:33 You show their support placing hockey sticks on doorsteps.
02:39:37 Oh, we have a we have a comment.
02:39:40 Oh, flag says Brady,
02:39:42 were you thinking of noxious because I was saying nauseous.
02:39:45 There may have been. That may have been the cause.
02:39:47 No, no, you said nauseous when you should have said nauseated.
02:39:52 But thank you for the comment.
02:39:54 Noxious,
02:39:57 noxious fumes.
02:40:00 Right.
02:40:01 I don't think you can be so.
02:40:02 So are you saying that you felt noxious
02:40:05 because
02:40:06 that's exactly the same adjective or noun?
02:40:09 You know, nauseous is closer to noxious than it is to nauseated?
02:40:14 Okay, thanks.
02:40:16 Go outside the arena.
02:40:18 Do I question myself, not think there was a confrontation? Right.
02:40:20 I just hope after seeing that other video that I'm not getting it mixed up.
02:40:23 So maybe you said the right one.
02:40:25 I have to confirm before I go any farther.
02:40:27 I'm not dying on that hill.
02:40:28 I was wrong and I wasn't wrong about the whole idea.
02:40:30 I was just wrong about digging in until I was 100% sure.
02:40:35 This coming up here I love like I love news.
02:40:37 I love the supposedly local news type stuff.
02:40:41 I didn't get the I don't watch family Guy,
02:40:43 so I didn't get the family Guy Pawtucket reference.
02:40:46 They just use that as that because it's from Rhode Island
02:40:50 and it's there the other beer and that's yeah, you have to know before
02:40:53 the shooting that also critically injured three people identified as the ex-wife's
02:40:57 parents and a family friend, Tom, before Emily reported it.
02:41:01 Back it up before Emily reported Emily, I kid.
02:41:07 That's her name.
02:41:07 You see,
02:41:09 there was a confrontation right before the shooting that also a day
02:41:12 after the shooting. Oh, no. What do you do?
02:41:13 I was on the ice and I thought it was. If I go back too far.
02:41:16 Well, people in the community, the balloons.
02:41:18 Yeah. You could just go to work signing up for steps.
02:41:20 And outside the arena, it's police.
02:41:23 There's new application right before the shooting that also critically injured
02:41:26 three people, identified as the ex-wife's parents and a family friend.
02:41:31 Wait. They didn't die.
02:41:32 You did it again.
02:41:33 God damn it, Tom.
02:41:37 All right, I deserve it.
02:41:40 I think I want to know that this is going to be very controversial.
02:41:43 This is my last one.
02:41:45 It's almost done. She sighs. I'm going back.
02:41:48 I'm going back to balloon again.
02:41:50 I think all she said was Tom.
02:41:55 Shooting dogs.
02:41:56 It was going to be three people identified as the ex-wife's
02:41:59 parents and a family friend, Tom.
02:42:06 We thank you for what was it?
02:42:08 The pause, I think I missed it. Yeah, I love awkward.
02:42:11 I love the awkward long pauses when they don't cut
02:42:13 and she doesn't know what to do, so she just stands there.
02:42:15 Come on. Now.
02:42:16 I'm, since I got good news.
02:42:18 Do not all this anticipation right before the shooting
02:42:21 that also critically injured three people identified.
02:42:24 I confused, critically injured.
02:42:27 They didn't die. They were like, I think it the bullet.
02:42:29 There may have been a shot or two that missed and that grazed other people.
02:42:34 Or maybe it was like bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
02:42:36 Lots of they were sitting in the audience in the bleachers.
02:42:39 They were sitting. If you actually look at some of the
02:42:41 no, I don't want to judge like, no, you don't really get anything
02:42:44 that looks great.
02:42:46 So it's hard to even tell exactly.
02:42:48 But you can see him like, okay, he's got something in his hand.
02:42:51 The people are like, but it's like, to be clear profile.
02:42:55 It's that same camera type angle.
02:42:57 They just zoom in, zoom in on it.
02:42:59 That he died.
02:43:00 The wife died, and the son died. They died.
02:43:02 These are other people that inadvertently got critically injured.
02:43:05 Also by graze. What a prick.
02:43:07 Dude.
02:43:08 Grazing. Well, it's a bad aim.
02:43:10 I think you thought that far.
02:43:11 There was three of them.
02:43:12 We should have heard bang bang bang.
02:43:18 So inefficient.
02:43:20 Right?
02:43:21 You could have came up right behind them.
02:43:23 Just like
02:43:25 right now.
02:43:25 Why did you have to do it? There?
02:43:28 Oh, yeah. So one of the one of the kids was on the ice.
02:43:30 Everybody. He had to come up from behind him. You're saying
02:43:33 one of the kids the like this kids
02:43:35 that he should have came up from behind him, snuck up behind him at that moment.
02:43:39 Is that what Michael Jordan calls this, playing hockey?
02:43:42 And he's like, he sees he's on the ice and he sees
02:43:44 looks up at the bleachers and he's like, oh no, my trans dad is coming in.
02:43:47 And then all of a sudden pop pop pop.
02:43:49 He's like balloons.
02:43:51 Oh, did somebody open the door?
02:43:53 So the son there, they had a
02:43:55 he had a son playing basketball and a son in the audience.
02:43:58 Basketball.
02:43:59 Hockey I mean hockey, whatever sport it's all they're all just whatever.
02:44:02 Yeah. Different sized ball. Yeah.
02:44:05 Allegedly.
02:44:07 Yeah. I'm not.
02:44:07 That's not very satisfying.
02:44:10 Why is it not satisfying?
02:44:12 You're supposed to be satisfied right.
02:44:15 Well then play the dog one.
02:44:19 No I mean we saw most of it in the in the Weekend Update thing.
02:44:22 But I mean everyone loves a good dog.
02:44:25 I don't see a dog once.
02:44:27 It's like oh play after we see bad labeling
02:44:31 play after all.
02:44:32 Like posting I know I fixed it, I just didn't fix it.
02:44:35 Right.
02:44:36 It's my fault.
02:44:37 Up one of the posting I need to post the
02:44:40 it mixes them up if you do it all in one.
02:44:43 Well just put the title before
02:44:45 and in the first one it doesn't matter to.
02:44:48 So because you share link instead of posting it, I got it.
02:44:51 Do you have an apple.
02:44:53 Why do you have to do it separate.
02:44:55 Why can't you title your link. You can on Android.
02:44:59 Seems weird.
02:45:01 I can just yeah.
02:45:02 For some reason it puts them the other way around on your fucking thing.
02:45:04 And you want your, your description then video.
02:45:07 I'm trying to change the logic.
02:45:09 Otherwise it doesn't fucking matter.
02:45:10 It would just come across. You're right.
02:45:13 My fault.
02:45:13 Sometimes the words show. At first, I don't know, I fixed it.
02:45:16 It shouldn't.
02:45:18 So. So I'm going to say that is domesticated and wants to join some mode.
02:45:23 I did I don't know the line
02:45:26 we have the Olympics and like you guys saying them
02:45:29 I love a good dog racing to the line there.
02:45:32 The dog literally enjoying this
02:45:35 I think know the biggest cheer of this.
02:45:37 So I did get a little worried that it was a wolf, but I do see a tag, right?
02:45:42 I forget what kind of dog it is, but yeah, right.
02:45:45 Like who's who's the asshole owner?
02:45:47 And like, I don't know if like,
02:45:48 are the skiers or like, do they have earpieces
02:45:50 where they're radioed ahead like, hey, there's this dog.
02:45:52 Just don't don't worry about it.
02:45:53 It's domestic.
02:45:55 Just don't pay attention to it. You're good.
02:45:58 Well, let's be clear.
02:45:58 Running through the snow with skis uphill is the stupidest idea.
02:46:02 Anyways.
02:46:03 Like, I could take off my skis and probably run faster than these fuckers.
02:46:06 I think this is the one where they're shooting as well.
02:46:09 I don't, I'm not sure. Oh, right. Right.
02:46:11 For this part of the leg,
02:46:12 they may have ditched their guns because they don't need them
02:46:14 for the end part, but I just put the two stories together.
02:46:18 Dude, in 2028, maybe we can get the trans people to join the shooting team,
02:46:24 and then they'll
02:46:24 stop killing people with the biggest cheer of the day is no.
02:46:28 There is so far, but they.
02:46:31 Yeah, but they maybe.
02:46:32 No, that would have been better then.
02:46:33 Yeah, he would have only taken two out instead of grazed all those other people.
02:46:36 You're right, you're right.
02:46:38 But he could have shot the dog.
02:46:41 Is this the highlight reel?
02:46:44 He's looking right at the camera.
02:46:45 He's like, look, dude, I'm on fucking national TV.
02:46:47 International TV.
02:46:50 It's a big dog.
02:46:51 Is it part of the dog sled team?
02:46:53 Maybe, I don't know, it is the stories
02:46:57 that I read, it kind of made it sound like, oh, wait.
02:47:00 Yeah, sorry. The camera's moving.
02:47:03 Somebody at a neighboring, like, thing dog.
02:47:08 I don't know if it was a household or if it was like a neighboring business
02:47:12 or something, but apparently this dog is known, so no one was really like,
02:47:17 alarmed by it.
02:47:19 But I'm sure I've acknowledged. And you hadn't been there.
02:47:21 You might not know that, you know.
02:47:23 So I guess that's why they he kept saying it's the most accurate.
02:47:26 It's domesticated.
02:47:27 It's like, don't run for your lives.
02:47:28 It's not going to eat the skiers.
02:47:30 It's one of those fucking bell
02:47:32 or what do they what did they just bring back from the past?
02:47:35 Dire. Well, it's a dire wolf.
02:47:36 Yeah, the dire wolf.
02:47:38 So I know a little bit about rules
02:47:40 and refereeing because I was one for a long time.
02:47:43 If a dog comes on a soccer pitch while we're playing the worst referee.
02:47:47 Oh, I resent that. Dude.
02:47:49 I was the best referee.
02:47:51 You're probably too strict.
02:47:53 Not at all.
02:47:53 In fact,
02:47:54 I let some of the games go so much that they said, not only are you
02:47:56 the worst referee in the world, but you're the worst human being.
02:47:59 Dude, that that's like strict enough.
02:48:01 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:48:02 Well, because we're told to let them play.
02:48:04 We're not supposed to interrupt the game unless they're
02:48:06 actually interfering with strategy or anywhere from 6 to 18.
02:48:10 Okay, okay.
02:48:11 Well, if it's if it's closer to six than that,
02:48:13 who gives a shit if it's closer to 18 than me?
02:48:15 Yeah. Maybe you want to.
02:48:16 Even when they're 18 though, you're not supposed to.
02:48:18 The referees aren't supposed to take over the game.
02:48:20 You're supposed to control the game and manage it.
02:48:21 So if they're playing at the same,
02:48:23 you know, physical levels, you let them play
02:48:25 until somebody gets an advantage and then you stop it.
02:48:28 They didn't like me doing that.
02:48:29 But if a dog comes on the field, he becomes part of that field.
02:48:34 So, you know,
02:48:36 if somebody takes a shot in the biggest game in the world
02:48:38 and a dog runs onto the field
02:48:39 and the ball hits the dog and bounces off and doesn't count, tough shit.
02:48:43 Sorry.
02:48:45 We'll get the dog off the field and continue play.
02:48:47 But you don't get the goal
02:48:48 just because it would have went in if the dog wasn't there.
02:48:51 Same with the referee.
02:48:52 We are actually like the grass. We're just like a big, huge tall blade of grass.
02:48:55 If we if we get hit in the goal, the goal doesn't go in.
02:48:57 Although they change that rule recently
02:48:58 where you do get a free kick from the point.
02:49:02 What if there was like a marathon and like you had a good
02:49:04 like 5000 foot,
02:49:07 so 100, 100, 100ft advantage of that, your competition
02:49:11 and some kid's ball rolls out at right before the finish line.
02:49:15 Why do you got to go to kid's balls right away?
02:49:16 Dude, you might fall and.
02:49:21 You would think that the competitors behind would stop.
02:49:23 And if they saw what happened, they would maybe stop.
02:49:26 And then, like a yellow flag in NASCAR racing or whatever
02:49:29 that's called, when you cannot you cannot take advantage.
02:49:31 You cannot change lead. You got to stuff and jog in place.
02:49:34 Yeah. You got to just stop.
02:49:35 And we got to clear the obstruction and then we're going to blow the whistle.
02:49:37 You're going to start exactly in the position you were at.
02:49:40 Right.
02:49:41 All right.
02:49:41 Where's the where's the pace runner.
02:49:48 Hold on.
02:49:48 We got more comments.
02:49:50 Yeah. It's a welcome to.
02:49:51 It's mine.
02:49:51 Rumble! Bob.
02:49:52 Bama. John.
02:49:53 Oh, Alabama. John I didn't see that one.
02:49:56 He says this all Alabama GM says he wants to talk to you.
02:50:01 He can come over here.
02:50:02 Why don't we take our show and come over there.
02:50:04 Yeah.
02:50:06 Plus you try that every week.
02:50:08 People want to talk to Alabama John.
02:50:11 That's all.
02:50:11 That's a do you, do you have a script for that, a macro?
02:50:16 You just push a button and it automatically prints
02:50:18 that tape and typed that out.
02:50:20 No purple b t w purple, by the way.
02:50:24 They can't purp.
02:50:25 I think they can't purp on the show.
02:50:27 I copy, watch it, copy paste.
02:50:30 I don't watch it because it's good.
02:50:31 I watch it because it's the only thing on at six in the morning.
02:50:33 He'll he'll start when we leave and he'll go to like 6 or 9 in the morning.
02:50:36 Control. So you control V doing what.
02:50:39 Getting hammered drunk off of fucking twisted tees
02:50:42 and collecting money off of people.
02:50:44 And, well, sometimes he doesn't really collect that much money. No.
02:50:48 You try to give him five bucks so he'll play a song.
02:50:49 But like I have Spotify, so I never understood that.
02:50:52 Right. That's just the charity.
02:50:57 With you.
02:50:57 Get something out of it. Right? I like him, though.
02:50:58 He's really friendly. He's really likable.
02:51:00 Yeah, he's contrary guy, but contrary to this show, where we're,
02:51:03 like, smug and pretentious and fucking argumentative
02:51:07 and very unlikable, I've been told I'm very unlikable
02:51:11 and I'm okay with that.
02:51:14 Totally fine with that, right?
02:51:19 I'm not.
02:51:19 I'm not a never mind.
02:51:21 I'm not going to sit here and like,
02:51:22 you know, play with guns and shit, but you know what?
02:51:25 He's a hunter. I have no problems playing with guns.
02:51:28 My guns are locked up right over there.
02:51:29 Plant guns either. But.
02:51:32 But my animals here, they're like, lock up your guns and your ammo separately.
02:51:35 I'm like, that's not how guns work.
02:51:39 Yeah, I don't want to open two safes.
02:51:42 Somebody bangs into my dorm.
02:51:43 Hang on a second. I forgot where I put my ammo.
02:51:46 I haven't unloaded gunpoint.
02:51:47 My ammo safe. Now.
02:51:51 Though we're going to do a loaded and ready to go just in case.
02:51:55 All right.
02:51:55 We're going to bounce back to one of Gary's links,
02:51:57 and then we're going to go to something else.
02:51:58 This fucker.
02:52:00 Wait.
02:52:01 This looks like the same one we watched last week.
02:52:03 Is it.
02:52:06 I don't know the bag probably,
02:52:10 but I'm going to you running?
02:52:14 This is gross.
02:52:18 No. Why?
02:52:23 It's five.
02:52:23 Oh. It.
02:52:29 Fuck your invention, I expected that. Oh.
02:52:32 You guess?
02:52:32 What do you think? It's real.
02:52:34 I'm not sure it's even real.
02:52:37 Oh, my God, he made a huge one.
02:52:38 So big. That's what she said.
02:52:41 I don't blame. I don't blame no.
02:52:43 That last one, she like fake there opened her mouth.
02:52:45 Yeah. No, no it.
02:52:48 If you had this affliction wouldn't you spend your entire life making sure
02:52:51 nobody, not even especially your husband, ever found out about it?
02:52:55 Obviously, I think this would be funny to a certain point.
02:52:58 And then at a certain point, you'd be so like, you'd be.
02:53:01 She'd be angry. Angry like pissed. Pissed.
02:53:03 She's like mad, but like, you know, it's not like anger.
02:53:08 It's all like, he does this all the time and he won't fucking stop.
02:53:10 And it's like, okay, I get like, and they're getting thousands of views
02:53:14 and people care about views. For some stupid reason.
02:53:17 I like put it on the fan.
02:53:19 It's getting clever.
02:53:22 Or whatever that is.
02:53:24 Oh, that's a spinner wheel.
02:53:25 She's resisting
02:53:28 the hate
02:53:30 for your video.
02:53:32 So if I was her, I would puke all over him.
02:53:35 That's how you get it to stop. Yeah.
02:53:37 And then he pukes and then you puke again, though.
02:53:39 That's the problem.
02:53:40 Yeah, but then he'll remember that next time you're going to puke back and forth.
02:53:44 Just like family Guy. It.
02:53:49 Catch.
02:53:51 Don't you vet your significant other a little bit before he like,
02:53:55 I'm like, dude, if she's so weak, she can get stopped by a sound.
02:53:58 She's not going to be any help to me.
02:54:02 I'm so sorry.
02:54:03 I can't do this one. Hey,
02:54:09 all right, now.
02:54:10 All right.
02:54:14 It's a little girl's.
02:54:18 Now, I'm just going to start going through the links.
02:54:21 Well, this is gross as well.
02:54:22 That's what we do.
02:54:24 I got a follow up.
02:54:25 You bring in, you bring something up.
02:54:27 Yeah, because this follows it up.
02:54:29 All right, you guys, I got eight creature epic from one all on my tab.
02:54:33 Now, whoever goes to long gets what I puke and gets the last guy in the fridge.
02:54:39 Okay, here we go.
02:54:43 As everybody doing good.
02:54:44 Good so far. All right, all right.
02:54:47 Nothing yet.
02:54:47 Oh, well, it's way faster if you guys had any of that pie already.
02:54:51 But that is. Yeah.
02:54:53 That is some tasty stuff.
02:54:54 That's from the bake sale. Lowest.
02:54:56 Yeah.
02:54:58 Oh. One down.
02:54:59 I know somebody who won't be having any, I'm starting to feel funny.
02:55:04 Well, I feel fine.
02:55:05 I guess I'm gonna be, Oh, boy, that means I win, I get, oh,
02:55:13 I, oh, God.
02:55:15 Why did anybody tell me you.
02:55:16 Oh. Oh, my God, my insides are on from there.
02:55:22 No, please.
02:55:23 No more, no more.
02:55:26 Dad! I'm scared.
02:55:28 You gotta get the phone call 9100.
02:55:33 Is my slowest. Get in here.
02:55:35 I can smell it, dude.
02:55:37 I can fucking smell it, right?
02:55:39 I think it's all gone.
02:55:40 I think I'm
02:55:42 I, I don't want I don't want to enter last.
02:55:45 You were just left.
02:55:46 Peter, I need you to hold my ears. 11.
02:55:48 Oh, yeah.
02:55:50 0000. Oh.
02:55:57 Who wants chowder?
02:55:58 Oh, of course it's chowder.
02:56:02 Chowder?
02:56:05 Monster. Yeah.
02:56:06 What happened? That.
02:56:09 Are you holding up? Hey.
02:56:13 Does this have a backstory?
02:56:17 Yeah. No.
02:56:19 What was it?
02:56:20 Play it again.
02:56:22 Wait.
02:56:23 This is the actual 11 year old boy name homicide charges that this allegedly shot
02:56:27 and killed his father for taking his Nintendo Switch console.
02:56:31 Douglas Dietz was found.
02:56:33 I really hope it was a switch to otherwise the kid doesn't.
02:56:37 In the Perry
02:56:38 County, Pennsylvania home, it was an original switch.
02:56:41 It's like a switch do yeah, I killed.
02:56:45 Do you know where he learned this?
02:56:46 Playing the switch to daddy.
02:56:48 Police say the bell could have been a the switch console
02:56:50 was locked in the family's gun safe. Oh.
02:56:54 How ironic.
02:56:55 Wait a minute.
02:56:56 Yeah, that's, that's kind of 5050 now.
02:56:58 It's kind of the dad's fault.
02:57:00 Like, he basically gave the kid the idea, right?
02:57:04 First of all, clearly he had access.
02:57:06 So what was the point? And then he's like, well, I'll get my switch.
02:57:08 Oh, I didn't even think of that. Fuck this motherfucker.
02:57:10 Fucking, got my switch and fuck and hold on a second.
02:57:14 He didn't have his gun and his ammo separately, otherwise
02:57:17 he couldn't defend himself.
02:57:19 No, but if the
02:57:20 kid would have to know
02:57:21 the combination to the ammo safe as well, and or the gun safe, whichever,
02:57:25 because he could have hit the switch in either.
02:57:27 Either safe right.
02:57:28 But again, gun can't shoot.
02:57:30 It's just a paperweight.
02:57:31 I mean, I had no idea this was that was part of the story.
02:57:33 All I read was that the no. It console.
02:57:36 Yeah, it it came right through on the next video.
02:57:38 I didn't even
02:57:40 that's crazy.
02:57:42 Found the unloaded firearm.
02:57:45 It was unloaded.
02:57:46 Oh, and he was blinded by rage when he loaded the gun and he pulled the trigger.
02:57:52 Perfect answer. So I'm not.
02:57:54 This is not legal advice.
02:57:55 This is not. We're not giving you any legal advice.
02:57:57 But if you do get to that point, don't say I planned it.
02:57:59 You have to say in heated rage, because then you get it knocked down to
02:58:02 second degree.
02:58:03 That's like
02:58:04 technically temporary insanity, right?
02:58:07 I guess I don't I forgot to get a beer.
02:58:09 Did I ever get up?
02:58:10 I don't think I got up.
02:58:11 I'm here.
02:58:14 I'm gonna go pee.
02:58:15 Get a beer. Yeah. Me too.
02:58:16 I'm going to play video first, though.
02:58:36 I just turned out to the.
02:59:31 Just turned down the.
02:59:38 Tour down.
02:59:42 Turn.
02:59:48 Turn out the way.
03:00:20 Fantastic.
03:00:20 Unmuted I'm muted.
03:00:26 A lot of crazy shit happening in the news I have Sabina.
03:00:29 Oh, I have a quick ice joke.
03:00:31 We can do that.
03:00:34 Oh, but it's Hans Kim.
03:00:37 I think I've heard this one.
03:00:43 My only problem with ice is that
03:00:46 they're going after every minority group except black people.
03:00:53 I mean, you're trying to reduce crime.
03:00:55 What did he say?
03:00:59 You're just giving them
03:01:00 more room to breathe.
03:01:04 My only problem
03:01:05 with ice, it was very racist.
03:01:08 I'm not sure we should have played that.
03:01:10 Yeah, I forgot, maybe we may have played that before or not,
03:01:14 but it's still plays, right?
03:01:16 Or not, it does.
03:01:18 You tell me.
03:01:20 I have no problems with the blacks.
03:01:24 The colored.
03:01:27 I think, you know a lot to say that
03:01:31 you can say anything.
03:01:32 You was wrong with that just because it was very ignorant.
03:01:33 He just said, like, it just sounds like you don't care. Like.
03:01:36 Or is that was that, like, a negative to Kim?
03:01:40 It's Hans Kim because you can call them colored people.
03:01:42 But if you say colored colored, what can you call a colored people?
03:01:47 Maybe like, I like black because black isn't a color.
03:01:49 I don't like any of that stuff.
03:01:51 I it just seems weird.
03:01:53 We should call them like, you know,
03:01:54 Steve or John or whatever their name is, that that they have the whole thing.
03:02:00 We had this, traffic cop when I was younger.
03:02:02 Listen, you got to listen carefully.
03:02:03 I had a blue hat with a white stripe
03:02:05 and a white shirt with blue stripes and black pants with blue stripes.
03:02:09 They call them Pete. Why?
03:02:16 Because that was his name.
03:02:18 Why did I write those
03:02:23 freaking host?
03:02:29 Oh, yeah.
03:02:29 His name was Peter, I guess. Yeah, but that's close.
03:02:31 Why did I write those freaking hoax papers?
03:02:33 Well, once upon a time,
03:02:35 there was a paper in 2016 that came out about famous glaciology.
03:02:39 Hey, this title isn't labeled New Discourses.
03:02:44 But I think it's discourses.
03:02:46 You see what I'm saying?
03:02:48 I just thought of that.
03:02:49 This course is this course is the process of conversation.
03:02:53 But discourse is where you throw a plastic thing into a basket.
03:02:58 Jake,
03:03:00 I'm not kidding.
03:03:01 And it
03:03:02 had lots of National Science Foundation money behind it, $800,000 on a grant.
03:03:06 And so what this actually argues is that glaciology is a sexist and racist field.
03:03:13 What's it like?
03:03:13 Because it does not include feminist perspectives
03:03:15 and indigenous perspectives on ice?
03:03:18 Oh, it's topical.
03:03:19 I'm not kidding.
03:03:20 And there's literally a section in the paper about why
03:03:23 Scientology doesn't include glacier sex.
03:03:26 And I exaggerate. Not at all.
03:03:28 There's another indigenous belief somewhere in the world near a glacier
03:03:32 that if you fry, you submitted this claim that yours are the glacier.
03:03:35 The glacier can smell it. And the women don't do this.
03:03:38 So they actually
03:03:39 they actually take this superstition to a glaciologist in the paper.
03:03:44 They describe this encounter in his office.
03:03:47 They knock on the door or whatever, and they ask him why do you only concern
03:03:51 yourself with with physical models of flow and viscosity or whatever?
03:03:56 When examining how glaciers move, why don't you incorporate the bacon
03:04:00 fat thing or fat pork fat thing or whatever?
03:04:02 And the guy just closed the door in their face
03:04:04 and he they said that this was further proof
03:04:08 of just how exclusionary to new ideas glaciology is.
03:04:13 Why did I write those?
03:04:14 Freakin hoax, I don't get it.
03:04:18 I think they're saying that they're applying their beliefs
03:04:20 and their dogma to something that's actually hard, cold science,
03:04:25 which is kind of what I was saying about the shooter.
03:04:28 Bacon.
03:04:31 What say you, Gary?
03:04:34 What's the bacon?
03:04:34 After the.
03:04:37 I think it's just something random that doesn't
03:04:38 apply to it.
03:04:42 I don't know, I'm sure we'll hear about that next week.
03:04:44 I'll have to rewatch that.
03:04:48 Yeah.
03:04:48 So I've got two things that are pretty impressive and I want to save those.
03:04:52 I love that we have a double segment.
03:04:55 Tom Green, dear sex truth gag.
03:04:58 Oh, there's another gag intolerance.
03:04:59 Let's get that one done.
03:05:00 Well, there's one that comes first and then the time. Green.
03:05:03 Okay, Tom Green's the secondary,
03:05:06 but the first one is the turkey. The.
03:05:11 New intolerance.
03:05:13 Oh, wait, I may have labeled these wrong.
03:05:17 Oh no. It says gag okay.
03:05:18 Oh but intense desire gag uncomfortable voices.
03:05:24 I am not intolerant.
03:05:25 So many people, so many softly spoken, highly educated, liberal minded people.
03:05:31 I'm only intolerant of intolerance.
03:05:35 And people tend to nod sagely and say, oh yes, wise words.
03:05:37 I'm nodding right now.
03:05:38 If you think about this supposedly statement for longer
03:05:42 than five seconds, you realize that all it is advocating
03:05:45 is the replacement of one kind of intolerance with another,
03:05:49 which to me doesn't represent any kind of progress at all.
03:05:53 Underlying progress, injustices or progress is not addressed
03:05:58 by arresting people.
03:05:59 They are addressed by the issues being aired, argued
03:06:03 and dealt with, preferably outside the legal, probably preferably.
03:06:11 So what I interpret is what he's saying is
03:06:13 you are allowed to be tolerant as long as you tolerate
03:06:18 exactly what they say and agree with exactly what they say.
03:06:23 Fill in the blank for whoever they is.
03:06:26 And I mean they is not.
03:06:27 They are not.
03:06:28 Obviously, if you if you're not, then you're not tolerant.
03:06:33 It sounds like a trap.
03:06:37 Oh, this one is just labeled truth.
03:06:40 And the.
03:06:42 So I automatically don't believe it.
03:06:45 Is the truth
03:06:50 okay.
03:06:51 This is also the truth.
03:06:55 And this is the truth as well
03:06:59 okay. It's all about perspective.
03:07:01 Looks like the truth depends on your point of view. Yes.
03:07:05 What a surprise.
03:07:07 This is the truth.
03:07:09 It's making me nauseous.
03:07:11 This is also the truth.
03:07:14 And this is the truth as well.
03:07:18 I don't know if that one is the truth.
03:07:21 It is if you're looking at it that way.
03:07:22 From your point of view, lots of three dimensional things look
03:07:26 surprisingly different from the one above. It.
03:07:29 Honestly, with respect, because it was turned sideways and
03:07:34 a little bit more straight on.
03:07:38 Right.
03:07:38 I mean, I thought so too at first, but it is, you can see when he turns it.
03:07:42 So you know exactly
03:07:45 see the little sense of why those lines are not shown, the extra
03:07:48 not shown, but just see the internal as well.
03:07:52 Then go back with this.
03:07:54 So somehow he brings that down without the extra and
03:07:57 this is the truth as well.
03:08:00 Sideways.
03:08:01 You also have to accept the truth
03:08:02 that it's just a set of hands with no people attached to it.
03:08:05 But he could be on a black background.
03:08:07 I've seen that before.
03:08:08 You ever see the Bible?
03:08:09 The same one stands behind the other and they put their arms
03:08:11 below them and it makes it look like they have four forearms.
03:08:14 My my good buddy Dean.
03:08:15 Best Halloween costume I ever saw.
03:08:18 He literally went in total black face in a total black outfit.
03:08:21 Had nothing to do with race
03:08:22 but the best oh do it was the it has everything to do with race.
03:08:25 It was the best your offense he would.
03:08:28 He would literally close his eyes and mouth and take a step back and disappear.
03:08:32 It was amazing.
03:08:34 We're like, of course everyone really gave him a hard time.
03:08:36 Like, dude, what are you. You know, that's a hate speech.
03:08:39 It wasn't.
03:08:40 So then he he was.
03:08:41 I forgot what he said. I think he went as night.
03:08:43 So that gives you the right to call the child five year old and the N-word.
03:08:47 And you know what I'm going to say next?
03:08:48 All you could see was the whites of his eyes and the white of his teeth.
03:08:52 Oh, fart nigger.
03:08:56 Brilliant.
03:08:57 I think that's a segue for the thing I've been saving.
03:09:00 Oh, yeah. Right.
03:09:01 I have to play them both.
03:09:02 I did, I was, I was literally going to post it and I was like, oh, I see it.
03:09:07 So we have to do this.
03:09:09 Give me a talk about something else for a second.
03:09:11 Do we have to do uncensored version?
03:09:16 Oh good.
03:09:16 It's uncensored because I haven't actually seen it.
03:09:19 I just saw the I saw the two people presenting and then
03:09:22 the show I was on said, we can't actually play it,
03:09:24 and they put up a link, but I was like, I'll wait for the show.
03:09:26 So I have not heard it yet.
03:09:27 Yeah, but I'm looking for two things.
03:09:30 It's going to take me a minute because they're all fucking
03:09:32 just written and letters, and I seem to find it.
03:09:35 I'm going to keep looking till I find it was like, I don't give a shit.
03:09:39 Okay, so we have this last.
03:09:45 What's fucking.
03:09:46 Oh, okay, honey, how are you?
03:09:48 I said, what do you.
03:09:52 It's funny how you use it.
03:09:54 Yeah.
03:09:55 No, I know, I know, I know the situation.
03:09:58 I just haven't seen it.
03:10:00 I'm getting it prepared.
03:10:02 I'm gonna play the clip again.
03:10:04 Right.
03:10:06 All right, I'm ready.
03:10:07 Oh, I'm not.
03:10:11 I'm just about to
03:10:14 correct that.
03:10:15 But usually.
03:10:16 What did he say?
03:10:19 Go. And I am delighted to be presenting
03:10:21 the first best of the night for a vital part of movie making.
03:10:27 We're here to,
03:10:29 Joe and I are delighted to be presenting the.
03:10:31 Wait. He's only set once.
03:10:32 I thought he was like.
03:10:35 I thought he was like, oh.
03:10:39 What's the mugging?
03:10:40 Oh, okay,
03:10:42 I said,
03:10:45 and let me guess now, too.
03:10:46 This is the first time. Anybody.
03:10:48 All right.
03:10:48 This is the first time that anybody ever heard the
03:10:52 in the thread stinger. Right.
03:10:53 Because it says it constantly.
03:10:54 What did he say most.
03:10:57 I'm not sure
03:10:59 what the mugging.
03:11:00 Oh, okay.
03:11:01 Man, I have to wrap up and go.
03:11:04 And I am delighted to be presenting
03:11:06 the first BAFTA of the night for a vital part of Moviemaking.
03:11:09 Yeah,
03:11:11 yeah yeah yeah.
03:11:14 He's mad. Yeah.
03:11:17 They up there?
03:11:18 Yeah. Thank for.
03:11:20 Well how come the bitches are.
03:11:21 He's I think he said nigger bitch slap
03:11:24 nigger which.
03:11:25 So every, every time I saw a guy, blurt out,
03:11:30 captions, it was and I said yes.
03:11:35 And then b dash dash dash dash.
03:11:37 So I took it as, you can't say it, word
03:11:40 and bitches or bitch,
03:11:43 bitches or bitch.
03:11:47 And word I hear,
03:11:48 I hear nigger bitch slap them.
03:11:53 Oh, no, not that bitch slap bitches.
03:11:55 Definitely bitch, definitely nigger.
03:11:57 But I don't know what what? The third thing.
03:11:59 That's what it sounds like. Two words.
03:12:01 So why aren't the bitches offended?
03:12:05 I think and N-word bitches are offended.
03:12:07 And so black Twitter, which I didn't even know
03:12:09 was a thing, but apparently there's a black Twitter.
03:12:11 It's actually Twitter, but it's just the black people on Twitter
03:12:14 are all saying the same thing.
03:12:15 All stemmed from Jamie Fox.
03:12:16 He said, oh, that nigger knew what he was saying.
03:12:20 Who? Jamie Fox, literally.
03:12:23 You can find the tweet. I'm not going to propagate it.
03:12:26 But he said, yet
03:12:26 there's no way that that's true, that that nigger knew what he was saying.
03:12:30 He was. And.
03:12:34 Jamie Fox, he's definitely black.
03:12:36 The and the he's disrespect dude.
03:12:38 He's so insensitive.
03:12:40 I of all people, those people should be sensitive to,
03:12:43 you know, he they're not thinking about the Tourette's disease.
03:12:47 There's no way he said that.
03:12:48 Well, maybe there is, but there's no way that you can't hold this guy responsible.
03:12:52 He's like, get out of there.
03:12:54 Get off the stage, nigger.
03:12:56 From what I understand, with Tourette's.
03:12:57 And it's very little if you like, you and I would say, oh, we're in an airport.
03:13:01 The last thing I should say is anything about a gun or a shooting.
03:13:05 When a Tourette's, when a person suffering with Tourette's says that, their mind
03:13:08 literally blurts that out instead of repressing it.
03:13:11 So he look, yeah, you're right, probably there.
03:13:14 He did look at them and were like, well,
03:13:16 where are you?
03:13:17 And I might say, that's even if we're just joking.
03:13:19 Like, wouldn't it be funny if somebody yelled that out?
03:13:20 Our brain is going to be reasonable and say, that's the last thing I should say.
03:13:24 As soon as the Tourette's person
03:13:27 decides that they shouldn't say it,
03:13:29 they're almost guaranteed to say it in the worst inappropriate time.
03:13:32 So I don't hold the guy responsible.
03:13:34 I hold everybody who's judging him responsible.
03:13:40 And maybe,
03:13:42 just maybe.
03:13:46 Damn, I can't find it. See?
03:13:47 It's ruining. It's ruining the show.
03:13:48 I gotta add these pictures and make it work.
03:13:50 Two weeks from now, we will, I got this.
03:13:52 I was going to say something inappropriate
03:13:53 and cut me off, so I won't do that now. You.
03:13:57 We're here to, So.
03:14:00 And, my wife brought up a great point.
03:14:02 I let me unshare. So it's both.
03:14:06 Did you have a statement after that?
03:14:07 Seems to be busier than usual.
03:14:16 I'm very anxious.
03:14:17 I mean, I you
03:14:21 I don't know.
03:14:24 What's to get to a place?
03:14:28 We wait.
03:14:29 Wasn't we wasn't
03:14:33 where she's saying Christian, but I have to
03:14:37 struggle a little bit first.
03:14:40 Why is she superimposed? She's not even really there.
03:14:42 This is, like, unheard of for Ronald Reagan.
03:14:46 Oh, God. No
03:14:49 way,
03:14:51 no way.
03:14:53 Who?
03:14:55 Not today.
03:14:57 I just read a shirt.
03:14:58 Oh, I was going to say, is that new
03:15:01 spelling
03:15:03 you're about?
03:15:04 Oh, you're bald.
03:15:06 That texture that horrible that we're on a mom, I, I don't like the name Mike.
03:15:11 Oh, you're damn.
03:15:14 You're done.
03:15:15 Your mom wear Skechers? Oh.
03:15:19 So I there is a statement
03:15:21 from the the guy with Tourette's.
03:15:24 Oh. I was hoping he would take responsibility
03:15:27 for it, but apparently all he said was you're done.
03:15:31 When Beilein starts talking like this the best, you're going to go.
03:15:33 The only sexually active, ignorant.
03:15:37 He said no. Never, ever, ever, ever.
03:15:39 Yeah.
03:15:39 He was like, I apologize for the stupid
03:15:43 penis.
03:15:43 It's not exactly the they were looking for.
03:15:46 I saw this on another podcast today and it was so funny.
03:15:48 I'm just going to steal it and use it.
03:15:51 What is it?
03:15:54 This is this, bitches.
03:15:55 A few more seconds a okay.
03:16:00 Penis Prince of penis.
03:16:03 That doesn't even make sense.
03:16:05 Oh, oh, is it a trans princess?
03:16:11 I have a gun.
03:16:13 Oh, good God, I have a gun.
03:16:16 Oh, I have a gun.
03:16:21 Oh, my God, it's right there.
03:16:24 Oh, I have a gun.
03:16:26 Maybe trying to whisper it.
03:16:29 I have a gun.
03:16:30 I have a gun.
03:16:36 It's got to be fake, right?
03:16:39 I you know what?
03:16:39 I'm not going to be insensitive and say what I'm thinking.
03:16:42 Okay, good. I'm.
03:16:43 I'm going to let these people say.
03:16:47 I can't hear what they're saying.
03:16:48 It's not saying anything yet.
03:16:51 Yeah. This.
03:16:53 No, that's over here.
03:16:55 So you.
03:17:02 My fellow niggers.
03:17:03 Whoa whoa whoa, man. What?
03:17:05 You can't say that.
03:17:08 What's wrong with you, nigga?
03:17:16 This is the first black people that ever said the word.
03:17:18 I'm here. You.
03:17:21 My apologies for calling.
03:17:23 There's a whole series.
03:17:27 But last night, I had an epiphany.
03:17:31 And I thought it would be selfish.
03:17:34 Selfish to not share with my fellow people.
03:17:39 A word.
03:17:42 A very powerful word.
03:17:47 A word used to trap
03:17:50 and contain my people.
03:17:53 Well, no more,
03:17:56 no more.
03:17:56 Nigger.
03:17:59 We freak.
03:18:01 Y'all heard me. We free nigger.
03:18:02 Hey, brother, we can't say that.
03:18:05 You insane?
03:18:06 Look, I'm not insane, all right?
03:18:08 I'm liberated, nigga.
03:18:10 I'm free from the mental shackles of those that tried to oppress me.
03:18:15 I'm a nigger,
03:18:17 I'm your nigger.
03:18:19 You my nigger.
03:18:22 We live niggers
03:18:24 now. I don't think you understand me.
03:18:26 All right?
03:18:27 I want you to turn to your neighbor.
03:18:29 Turn.
03:18:31 Turn to your neighbor and say neighbor.
03:18:33 Neighbor, you my nigger.
03:18:36 My neck is black. That's not a harder.
03:18:41 I'm your nigga.
03:18:44 We damn niggers
03:18:46 that's been,
03:18:49 You might.
03:18:51 You. Are you sure?
03:18:53 Cause, bro, my nigga, my.
03:18:57 Don't think I can say.
03:18:59 Now wait, wait a minute.
03:19:00 Don't let the system spank you.
03:19:02 Yeah, you can say it. It's okay.
03:19:05 But I don't it myself.
03:19:09 Nigga, you
03:19:11 say, you say
03:19:15 my name I am your, you say it again
03:19:19 I say you said it. Say it again.
03:19:22 Say you said it. Say it again.
03:19:23 Human I am your name.
03:19:25 You my nigga.
03:19:26 I am your nigga.
03:19:27 You my nigga, your nigga.
03:19:29 Oh y'all my nigga.
03:19:30 Oh oh my nigga.
03:19:33 Mega mega mega mega mega
03:19:39 nobody. Mega.
03:19:41 What do you say?
03:19:44 You know what the who the the
03:19:47 oh you you oh. Said
03:19:50 oh. Oh.
03:19:58 Get that nigga.
03:20:00 Oh get the oh oh.
03:20:03 Like hey.
03:20:07 I fuck you only my cousin nigga.
03:20:10 Because be taking the power of the wonder.
03:20:11 Okay?
03:20:14 We doing it.
03:20:15 This is the power for the work I like it.
03:20:19 Oh, that's these
03:20:21 like it comes with the school we got.
03:20:25 We doing this for them right now.
03:20:28 That's what we got.
03:20:29 That's our power.
03:20:31 Oh, you'd be new.
03:20:35 Hey, girl, come on over.
03:20:36 I have almost.
03:20:39 Oh, I got a nigga now down.
03:20:44 Nothing wrong with that.
03:20:47 I so think so.
03:20:50 Oh that's simple
03:20:52 I jump ahead, see the first
03:20:56 say come in your mind
03:20:57 I'd rather be your hand I don't.
03:21:00 So you get on the for all day.
03:21:04 What is he spelling?
03:21:05 I thought there was an H on the end of it.
03:21:07 Right. Is that the sound supposed to be?
03:21:09 I mean, if you wanted to be proper, them niggas can't spell.
03:21:13 I put the H on it to emphasize it's nigga.
03:21:20 I will never
03:21:21 say any form of
03:21:24 nigga I, you know I'm cured of that.
03:21:27 And they've only found two Springfield residents calling
03:21:30 to complain about Haitian nigger migrants.
03:21:35 This is just bad timing that we're watching now.
03:21:37 The wizard.
03:21:39 It's not that wizard, you know.
03:21:40 That's a good speech.
03:21:41 It's a different kind of wizard.
03:22:06 And it's a good time for the brain.
03:22:07 Why are we watching?
03:22:12 It pops up in my searches
03:22:16 for musicals.
03:22:26 So it's a real movie.
03:22:41 And. It's
03:22:56 a long one.
03:23:03 Is this year like.
03:23:04 There is. Like what? Is not my link.
03:23:07 You know, I don't.
03:23:08 I don't.
03:23:10 Yeah, I felt like I got magic.
03:23:14 The link.
03:23:15 I had three links and you had one of them already, so I only have two links.
03:23:18 Why did you do one to the theme?
03:23:22 Maybe I can help you find your dream.
03:23:26 I don't get it
03:23:28 in dream.
03:23:34 Only we have a target.
03:23:38 I think it's what makes the show interesting, though.
03:23:42 It's like Russian roulette, whether it's good or not can't always be good.
03:23:46 We need that. We need this.
03:23:47 What I'm saying.
03:23:53 I'm feeling nauseous.
03:23:55 And I'm holding my breath that your wish is in the camera.
03:23:59 Let me just wait for the wizard in the room.
03:24:03 The dream.
03:24:04 I will help you.
03:24:06 I know that I can't stop it.
03:24:08 Be great fun to be.
03:24:14 Oh, yeah.
03:24:14 Yeah.
03:24:17 Some of it is.
03:24:18 Or all of it.
03:24:19 I have no idea what we just watched.
03:24:23 Well, we watched,
03:24:24 some horseshit because of some fucking asshole.
03:24:27 Fuck you. Asshole!
03:24:30 You worthless pile.
03:24:32 Yeah, I hear that.
03:24:33 Hey, Gary. Have a nice day. It's nice talking to you, buddy.
03:24:39 I got a Sabine.
03:24:39 We could skip that.
03:24:44 So the one that's cool is, that I didn't realize last time that I found the sign
03:24:47 was that there's, like, a transcripts type thing or, like, a
03:24:51 you can't go back in time, but sometimes when it's like, oh,
03:24:54 wait, what about you can't.
03:24:58 I thought you could only go that much back in time.
03:25:00 You can't go forward. Yeah.
03:25:01 So I only know you can go for because I
03:25:04 know it's a, it's like a Russian roulette.
03:25:06 Whether it's good or not. It can't always be good.
03:25:08 We just need that. We just need what? I'm saying.
03:25:10 I'm feeling nauseous.
03:25:11 Just watch for the Wizard of the.
03:25:14 Are you looking at Rumble or you added your own
03:25:18 transcript on the options?
03:25:21 I forget where I found it, but it's on the Steve shit.
03:25:25 Oh, nice.
03:25:27 Yeah, I don't think I turn that on.
03:25:29 You must have found it.
03:25:30 I've got, it's live caption, but.
03:25:33 So I do the picture in picture and then it's an option on the picture in picture.
03:25:37 So it's got to be somewhere else there as well.
03:25:39 But the live caption, it's kind of nice because I've been able to kind of like,
03:25:42 okay, yeah, that's what I think.
03:25:44 That's what I missed. Or oh yeah, that's what we just said.
03:25:48 Well, you know, I as soon as the show is over I transcribe it.
03:25:51 So I should tap into that. If it's already done.
03:25:54 It's weird because I can only go back so far again.
03:25:58 There's probably a save on it or something.
03:25:59 I'll look for that.
03:26:00 So you would think I should just go back indefinitely?
03:26:03 It does it on teams, unlike teams chats, which is kind of nice.
03:26:06 I like to go back and look.
03:26:07 And even when it missed,
03:26:08 when it misinterprets things, I like to screenshot and send it to my coworkers
03:26:12 because sometimes it's, you know, no, I don't know anything.
03:26:16 Oh, I got it.
03:26:17 I forget, like, I don't have a example, I don't think sound sexual or gay or
03:26:21 usually when it's just gay.
03:26:24 I'm going to hate this.
03:26:27 Why? Because I,
03:26:31 it's I, it's the Trump and I think it's a red wing.
03:26:34 It's done pretty well.
03:26:35 It's like, oh, it's Russia.
03:26:37 Like, I get, I get weird. Yeah.
03:26:39 I think it's a mixed up.
03:26:40 It's it's some kind of like, symbol in the center.
03:26:42 It sometimes looks like a red wing symbol.
03:26:44 Could be Canada, but it's like a weird, like, like a stop sign looking patch.
03:26:50 No, no, it's done really well.
03:26:51 Well, you don't like Trump gonna be a good hockey player
03:26:54 to do,
03:26:57 rising up, back up.
03:26:59 Let's do this one. That's not so.
03:27:02 I don't want to see Trump being a superhero.
03:27:04 And I don't want to see South Park showing his little penis either.
03:27:07 I don't I don't want either end of the spectrum.
03:27:10 But if I had two legs, he's just characters.
03:27:12 He's a character.
03:27:13 It was just funny to see a character do things that they want to do.
03:27:15 Yes, I will be the same as Joe Biden.
03:27:18 You know, it's the man that will survive
03:27:23 this person.
03:27:25 So this is all I see.
03:27:26 It's good. Bad because you want it looks like pretty good.
03:27:28 Your fashion.
03:27:29 Yeah.
03:27:30 Yeah, I know exactly.
03:27:31 It's appeal.
03:27:32 I just don't like it up on the team.
03:27:35 The the boss.
03:27:36 You must fight just to keep them alive.
03:27:40 It's me.
03:27:41 I am dying.
03:27:43 Step into the fight, my friends. The mask.
03:27:46 What a play by talk about by the, The last known survivor.
03:27:51 Stop spreading it like I until to the last. I.
03:27:58 Oh, the dagger.
03:28:02 Hey, guys.
03:28:03 Great.
03:28:05 If you say so.
03:28:07 You don't like that
03:28:09 I don't. That's a trump out there.
03:28:11 A camera crew and audience.
03:28:13 You had to do a bunch of cut shots.
03:28:15 You're going to do all that. Are you kidding me?
03:28:17 Right?
03:28:18 That's what you envision it and see it, you know?
03:28:20 That's what would have made it special.
03:28:23 Why the work?
03:28:25 No, just seeing it as what?
03:28:27 Like just seeing the vision.
03:28:28 Probably didn't even watch the game.
03:28:30 Did you?
03:28:31 What game
03:28:33 exactly?
03:28:34 Canada. Yeah. No one gives a shit.
03:28:36 Us. I gave a shit.
03:28:38 It was a shit.
03:28:38 There was a dog.
03:28:40 There was a dog.
03:28:40 Everything else.
03:28:41 Well, I don't know.
03:28:42 I, I didn't watch the Olympics, but I watched Sunday 8:00 8 a.m.
03:28:45 Sunday morning.
03:28:46 Yesterday I watched USA, Canada, at least the first people,
03:28:49 and I was like sleep because it was so early in the morning.
03:28:52 But like, you don't
03:28:53 have to like hockey, you have to like the USA.
03:28:56 And if you don't even like the USA, then it was the best hockey
03:28:59 I've seen since 97.
03:29:03 Literally the best players on earth playing in one game.
03:29:06 All the marbles went to overtime.
03:29:07 Yeah, when they were going
03:29:08 through the Canadian team, I was like, these guys are old.
03:29:12 Well, and you know what Canada's going to say?
03:29:14 Well, we had Crosby.
03:29:15 Crosby was hurt so it didn't count.
03:29:17 You still played?
03:29:19 No, I didn't he was out.
03:29:21 That's what I'm saying.
03:29:21 So if he would have played yeah they're right.
03:29:23 We probably get it. A lot of the shit.
03:29:26 No he plays for he plays for Canada at the end of the shit
03:29:29 because he was on the team and he participated in the tournament,
03:29:32 but not the last game. I don't know about that.
03:29:34 Then he should have got a bronze in his.
03:29:36 He only got to the bronze level with them.
03:29:38 Fun fact Finland has won the bronze medal my entire life
03:29:43 is that that's a crazy stat for like the last six Olympics there
03:29:47 I not my entire life I exaggerated for like the last six Olympics.
03:29:51 Finland has been in third.
03:29:52 I thought that was kind of interesting.
03:29:56 How old are you?
03:29:58 I'm not allowed to say the kids.
03:30:01 Hey, how is that relevant?
03:30:04 I don't know, keep your hand off my kid's ass.
03:30:07 There's no ice on him.
03:30:09 That's creepy.
03:30:10 You don't need to talk about your kids.
03:30:12 Exactly. You brought them up plenty.
03:30:15 Well, you bringing them up?
03:30:16 You looking for it?
03:30:17 I'll wait before I give an oral sex to my son.
03:30:20 Or it's not.
03:30:23 It doesn't sound better, but leaking out of my anus.
03:30:26 It was licorice.
03:30:27 And he gave daughter and oral parents came.
03:30:30 All right, now don't mention my daughter.
03:30:31 You went too far.
03:30:32 My daughter and parents came and my son can handle it.
03:30:38 My daughter, as you would
03:30:39 expect, is a very emotional creature.
03:30:43 So I should play.
03:30:44 My daughter and parents came and nothing has ever been in my ass.
03:30:48 It's a perfect segue to Dear Sex. I would assume.
03:30:52 But that is the order.
03:30:53 You the woman. I'm trying to clarify.
03:30:56 Why is he so, like, declarative about the woman part?
03:31:00 Who, me?
03:31:02 That sounds a little concerned.
03:31:03 I had sex with the woman I know. Yeah, right.
03:31:06 Yeah, it's very weird. That's why I clip. It is kind of weird.
03:31:08 Like the last doth protest too much is just almost sex with a woman.
03:31:14 It's quite Will Smith of me, isn't it?
03:31:16 I like pretty girls, honestly.
03:31:18 You had sex with a woman.
03:31:20 But stop it, all right? Two times was funny.
03:31:22 Three times with a woman, but two.
03:31:24 But now you just got it on loop.
03:31:26 Now I don't even care which video I play first.
03:31:31 I'm going to play it.
03:31:33 This show is just rolling right along.
03:31:37 I'm looking for.
03:31:38 Yeah.
03:31:39 Yes, but it was my penis. Not.
03:31:40 There was nothing in my ass either.
03:31:42 Never has there ever been anything in my ass except shit coming out.
03:31:47 Nothing has ever been in my ass.
03:31:49 I stand by that.
03:31:51 Yeah, I've had blood leaking out of my anus.
03:31:55 This is breaking news.
03:31:56 It's to embarrass you. I can't hear it.
03:31:59 It's not playing
03:32:01 well.
03:32:01 I couldn't hear when.
03:32:08 Nobody would ever watch.
03:32:09 This city man is facing you.
03:32:12 Can you hear it now?
03:32:13 Because we can say he was gay.
03:32:14 Aging in a sexual act with a dead deer.
03:32:18 The grisly discovery occurred along Phillips Stone way Saturday evening.
03:32:23 Authorities say they received 901 call from a passer by.
03:32:26 Yeah, this guy looks like. Yeah. All right.
03:32:30 This act with a dead deer.
03:32:33 Well, I was just checking.
03:32:34 I heard that right along Phillips stone way Saturday evening.
03:32:38 Authorities say they received a 911 call from a passer by just after 911 call.
03:32:43 Officers responded.
03:32:46 We got to hear that.
03:32:48 Please play the right.
03:32:49 Yeah.
03:32:52 Freedom of Information act.
03:32:53 We'll get that on our line.
03:32:55 That takes the charge of sexual crimes against animals.
03:32:59 So on the good side, the deer is dead, right?
03:33:02 Yeah.
03:33:03 So there's really no there's no victims.
03:33:05 The narc.
03:33:09 Oh. They know he's fucking it.
03:33:11 He looks perfectly reasonable to me.
03:33:13 It's like.
03:33:14 It's like the kid at the. At the urinal.
03:33:15 I saw where the pants are down and there on the ankles.
03:33:17 And he's got a shirt pulled up like that.
03:33:19 What you're seeing is that why I could see that I would die on that one for that.
03:33:23 This motherfucker was doing some shit like that.
03:33:26 I'd probably stop and film at first
03:33:28 and then down, I don't know, one.
03:33:30 Just. Just so I could have the video
03:33:33 because no one's going to believe you, right?
03:33:37 Even then, they're going to be like, oh, it's,
03:33:38 you know.
03:33:42 All right.
03:33:43 If you fuck a deer, you should have to be out.
03:33:45 You should be forced to eat it.
03:33:46 A dead deer get no dead deer.
03:33:48 Get it straight.
03:33:49 He's not some free fucking dead deer.
03:33:51 You should be forced to eat it after.
03:33:56 Then at least it doesn't go to waste.
03:33:58 The anus.
03:34:00 Fuck!
03:34:01 What the fuck was the purpose of that?
03:34:03 What does this deer fuck with the woman but to.
03:34:05 But do you think he had sex with the deer?
03:34:07 But to.
03:34:08 But maybe like why? To go.
03:34:10 Why go to all that trouble the first. All right.
03:34:12 So for the record, you never have sex the first time but the.
03:34:15 But don't go right there.
03:34:16 She will not be. Yeah.
03:34:19 At least the second time.
03:34:20 Maybe after you move in together and you've had some conversation.
03:34:24 Just be missionary. Mary, call today.
03:34:27 Be a more sufficient.
03:34:30 I'm more scared about the next clip, dude.
03:34:32 If so, if that. Well, that one has to.
03:34:34 I'm supposed to play that one before this one, correct?
03:34:36 No, no. Tom. Yeah, yeah. And then go to that.
03:34:39 I'm sorry.
03:34:39 Everyone seen that?
03:34:40 You're going to have to play it
03:34:43 well.
03:34:44 Well, because I just got busted as a child
03:34:48 and I'm not selling.
03:34:48 Dude, YouTube is now forcing me to send a fucking copy
03:34:52 of my license or credit card or a selfie.
03:34:55 I have to verify my age to look at your Tom green video,
03:34:59 but I bet you you can look at it just fine.
03:35:00 This is a personal trigger.
03:35:02 Something we played on YouTube.
03:35:04 Something we played in the right order.
03:35:06 Convinced the thing to trigger that I'm too young to watch Tom green.
03:35:14 But yeah.
03:35:14 So in order to,
03:35:15 to verify, you can, I can use my ID and share an image of my government issued ID.
03:35:19 I can take a selfie.
03:35:20 I'm going to send a selfie of Gary. Right.
03:35:22 I'll just send a picture of Gary.
03:35:24 I can use my credit card, or I can use my email.
03:35:27 But for the other two, it will wait.
03:35:29 And they have to evaluate it and check.
03:35:31 Probably done that before.
03:35:33 I'm never done. I'm never doing that.
03:35:35 I forgot for uploading stuff. I think at some point
03:35:38 I think, I've needed to do that or I've been requested.
03:35:41 I was like, I don't give a shit. Whatever.
03:35:43 Yeah, I give a shit.
03:35:45 So our comments, at least
03:35:47 our comments and our videos on YouTube are not clickable unless I do that.
03:35:51 If you notice
03:35:52 it shows the link, but you cannot click on it
03:35:53 unless you're on your phone, which automatically turns all links into clickable
03:35:58 clickable.
03:35:59 You're ready.
03:36:01 I'm always ready.
03:36:02 I tried to revive a moose once. Did you? Yeah.
03:36:04 And then what?
03:36:05 My watch. I'll show you. Leslie, let's.
03:36:07 Let's go see me revive moose.
03:36:11 I was just driving along,
03:36:12 and I was trying to open up a can of juice
03:36:15 and adjust my radio at the same time,
03:36:18 and then all of a sudden, this thing jumps out of the woods right in front of me.
03:36:21 I'm like, maybe we can revive me.
03:36:24 He was funny before everybody turned into Tom green about, okay,
03:36:28 come on, the internet goes the other way before the.
03:36:30 You guys. Me?
03:36:31 Yes. You guys come back.
03:36:34 We we can revive him.
03:36:37 Come back.
03:36:39 Come on. He's definitely fucking him, right?
03:36:41 You want revive us
03:36:43 here?
03:36:44 Come with me.
03:36:45 It'll get a turn right?
03:36:47 Sometimes when you have animals that begging, you are charging me.
03:36:52 Right, right.
03:36:53 I heard if you stick your thumb in its ass, it'll wake it up.
03:36:57 Yeah.
03:36:58 Brilliant.
03:37:00 Is he still around?
03:37:01 Is he still alive? Those.
03:37:03 Yeah.
03:37:03 He does, his own, like, kind of, road trip podcast.
03:37:05 He show that he just kind of, like, tools around, different parts of the country.
03:37:11 I guess he's got like,
03:37:13 his dog and, I, I've dipped in out here and there, but, I don't think he's,
03:37:18 you know, dancing, living like a really low key life, but still.
03:37:22 You still married to Drew Barrymore?
03:37:24 No, no, that was short lived.
03:37:26 I think they last, like, a year or two.
03:37:28 Must have been the same.
03:37:31 They hadn't talked since.
03:37:32 And then they had, like, reunite, reunited on, like, her, television show,
03:37:37 like, like maybe like a year or two ago, maybe 2 to 3 years ago.
03:37:42 And it was just kind of like, sort of like,
03:37:45 not fully awkward, but partially awkward.
03:37:49 I remember hearing about it.
03:37:54 But it seems weird because I don't know why you,
03:37:56 just would never talk to anybody in that person again.
03:38:00 Hatred.
03:38:01 Hatred is a great reason not to talk.
03:38:03 And then you get back together and you're like, oh, no, no, I want.
03:38:08 That talk to you.
03:38:10 Oh, we used to talk all the time.
03:38:14 Is that your woman voice?
03:38:16 I guess so
03:38:18 I Drew Barrymore voice.
03:38:21 My name is
03:38:22 Drew Barrymore and I'm looking for.
03:38:25 Oh, I'm looking for that one.
03:38:28 Scrolling, scrolling, looking for the name.
03:38:30 Looking for the name.
03:38:30 No thumbnails, googling.
03:38:34 There it is.
03:38:35 I shouldn't say that word.
03:38:37 What's.
03:38:39 Please, please, please fix me
03:38:43 and Beth Harris, please, please.
03:38:47 Here it is. Caution.
03:38:48 Please please, please, please
03:38:51 don't want us to have
03:38:54 such progressive use cases evaporate.
03:38:57 It's a magic show.
03:38:58 First the rabbit disappears and the cap disappears,
03:39:00 and eventually the quantum can tell us all the quantum quantum problems
03:39:03 that no one thought of before.
03:39:05 Let's have a look.
03:39:05 Quantum computers are great, they say,
03:39:07 because these machines can solve problems too tough for regular computers.
03:39:10 They say it's my favorite source.
03:39:12 Quantum computers get their advantage from the power of entanglement,
03:39:14 the type of correlation that only exists in quantum physics.
03:39:17 It's a correlation so strong that if you mentioned at a party,
03:39:19 two philosophers immediately appear and start
03:39:21 arguing about free will, quantum computers could vastly oh,
03:39:26 will speed up certain calculations aren't isn't just academically,
03:39:30 isn't arguing about free will and in itself free will.
03:39:33 Trusting it could be useful for material science
03:39:36 or chemistry, for logistics, code cracking or finance.
03:39:38 At least that's what.
03:39:39 Then the argument or discussion is already over before it even started.
03:39:43 There's no point. Yeah, you don't know that
03:39:47 when you're in the moment.
03:39:48 You don't know that. No, but the outcome knows it.
03:39:50 The future knows it, history knows it.
03:39:52 One of those things was true.
03:39:55 History doesn't give a shit.
03:39:57 I'll agree with that.
03:39:58 But you still have a choice.
03:40:01 I want to say.
03:40:02 But things aren't going as planned.
03:40:03 Take, for example, the idea that quantum computers
03:40:05 can do that they simulate complex models.
03:40:07 One big example has been the theme. Cool factor.
03:40:10 Sounds like a start up.
03:40:11 Fun fact you can't trademark anything until it's challenged.
03:40:15 Like there's no like you can't like registered.
03:40:17 You mean you can register a trademark,
03:40:19 but just proving that it's already existed is enough.
03:40:23 And then like
03:40:24 if somebody else copies it, then you can get your trademark enforced,
03:40:28 but there's no real way to protect it before that.
03:40:33 At least that's what they told me.
03:40:34 Maybe I maybe they lied to me.
03:40:36 Maybe they just didn't want my company to be trademarked.
03:40:39 That's that's protein powder to venture capitalists.
03:40:41 But no, it's a molecule
03:40:42 that plays a major role in bacteria, which enrich soil with nitrogen.
03:40:45 This process feeds plants and ultimately us.
03:40:47 Understanding this molecule could lead to better
03:40:49 fertilizers and make a major impact on feeding the world.
03:40:52 And while we have the equations
03:40:53 that describe the properties of the molecule,
03:40:54 we can't solve them on a conventional computer.
03:40:56 They are just too difficult. A quantum computer must do it.
03:40:59 So they say.
03:41:00 Well, in a new preprint
03:41:01 that just appeared on the archive, a team from Caltech
03:41:03 managed to calculate the ground state energy
03:41:05 of the molecule to stunning precision with a conventional computer cluster.
03:41:08 This in itself isn't going to change the world,
03:41:10 but it illustrates that finding
03:41:11 a practical advantage for quantum computers is tough.
03:41:13 The future just gets outperformed by a large room full of fans,
03:41:16 cables, and one person who refused to go home.
03:41:18 This comes just a few weeks after another group of physicists
03:41:21 argued that one of the most often used examples for the use of quantum
03:41:24 computers, solving the traveling salesman problem is a futile attempt.
03:41:27 The traveling salesman problem
03:41:28 is the task of finding the shortest route among a number of given locations.
03:41:32 Simulated problems need to be solved in
03:41:33 many everyday routines, from the mystics to finance to 3D printing.
03:41:36 For this reason, the traveling salesman problem has become the traveling sales
03:41:39 pitch of quantum computers.
03:41:41 In the new paper, the authors review
03:41:42 two decades of failed attempts to force the problem into a form.
03:41:45 What a quantum computer would have an advantage. Answer just.
03:41:47 It's better to stick with classical or hybrid classical quantum systems.
03:41:51 Concretely, they write in terms of the question
03:41:52 of whether there is evidence of purely quantum approaches as opposed to
03:41:55 hybrid quantum classical approaches can solve
03:41:57 even small size traveling salesman problems.
03:42:00 This article has reviewed
03:42:01 two decades of literature to conclude there is little cause for optimism.
03:42:04 There is little cause for optimism.
03:42:06 It's such a beautiful academic phrase.
03:42:08 It's not pessimism, it's optimism.
03:42:10 But error corrected.
03:42:11 Even on recent optimistic fundraising,
03:42:13 pioneers of the field acknowledges the fraud road to quantum advantage.
03:42:16 That is, the difficulty to find any meaningful task
03:42:19 at which quantum computers might comment useful. Now, let me be clear.
03:42:22 On the research side, everything is going well.
03:42:24 Error correction has been tested successfully, albeit on small circuits,
03:42:27 and the precision and quality of qubits has steadily increased.
03:42:30 A recent headline, even for the record, self-correcting,
03:42:32 means the code itself has fixes in it, so there doesn't need interaction.
03:42:36 You don't have to troubleshoot.
03:42:37 It literally knows a mistake, goes back and rewrites it and fixes itself
03:42:40 like self-healing.
03:42:41 Wrong word.
03:42:42 But that kind of explains the claim
03:42:44 that quantum computers have reached that transistor moment.
03:42:47 Really, what made microchips so stunningly successful
03:42:50 was that transistors became dramatically smaller and cheaper to produce.
03:42:53 But the cost driving factors with quantum computers are at the moment
03:42:56 the dramatic requirements for cryogenic cooling.
03:42:58 But that doesn't mean we should.
03:43:00 We shouldn't totally just discount this, because in a thousand years,
03:43:03 every little fucking handheld computer or whatever's in your brain will probably be
03:43:06 some type of a quantum computing, because obvious being in any state
03:43:11 or both states at the same time gives you more variables than just being on or off.
03:43:15 I mean, it's logically so much better theoretically, noise buffering
03:43:20 these costs are not going to go down if they need to call more qubits.
03:43:23 That's the entire problem.
03:43:24 And quantum computers have another problem that no one has thought about much. The
03:43:28 it eat up a lot of energy.
03:43:30 According to a recent estimate from earlier years, we're taking quantum
03:43:33 computers once large enough to that energy could be replaced with fusion.
03:43:37 But that even is to cost
03:43:40 prohibitive to actually do. Now.
03:43:43 So is it fusion one of them safe and one of them gets cool
03:43:46 as soon as it's done in fusion.
03:43:48 Fusion of vision. I don't know which is which, but the one we use now.
03:43:50 Once you heat up the rods and stuff, they whatever makes me nauseous.
03:43:53 Exactly. They stay hot forever, so they're dangerous.
03:43:56 But the if we can somehow scale and make it affordable the other way,
03:44:01 as soon as you stop applying power to it or heat the course just are cool and safe.
03:44:06 So there's not meltdowns and disasters, but we cannot do it cost effective.
03:44:11 So the only thing that's stopping us
03:44:12 from having basically unlimited energy is it'll cost too much to produce
03:44:18 do actually useful calculations.
03:44:20 What require as much power as entire supercomputer designs?
03:44:23 Even more progressing.
03:44:24 It's not only expensive to build them, running them
03:44:26 won't be cheap either. Now you might say okay,
03:44:28 but wasn't the entire point that might be much faster?
03:44:30 Yes, well, they'd be faster for certain tasks on the same task,
03:44:34 but it doesn't mean that in total the calculation would be short
03:44:37 when a quantum computer calculations become long,
03:44:39 because you have to repeat them many times to reach a desired accuracy.
03:44:42 And even if that's only peak power,
03:44:44 you still need to provide that peak power which drives cost.
03:44:48 The press releases are getting cheaper.
03:44:49 The fusion was scaled beautifully a few years ago.
03:44:51 I received some ugly letters from a debt collection company.
03:44:54 They threatened to.
03:44:58 We don't care about your ads, but thank you.
03:45:01 We'll just take your content added to ours
03:45:04 for free.
03:45:07 Okay, I've one last story and it's the big one.
03:45:11 The big. And again, I had I had this too.
03:45:13 But you had already.
03:45:13 You had already posted it or you went right to the fight.
03:45:17 What do you have all him floating around the bar.
03:45:19 Oh, that was Gary.
03:45:20 Gary did the.
03:45:21 Oh, Gary, you notice how I thought it was you?
03:45:24 You know, you know why?
03:45:26 Because it's good.
03:45:28 No, I just no, I didn't post it because I assumed, like, it's, you know,
03:45:32 I don't know what what really commentary I have rather than just like,
03:45:35 oh, look at that.
03:45:36 You know, I don't know, I guess I could, you know.
03:45:39 Wait, are you saying there standards to the video we should share?
03:45:41 We can't just say, oh, look at that.
03:45:42 It has to be controversial.
03:45:46 True. Yeah.
03:45:46 So communicative invoking I'm not saying early works.
03:45:50 Right.
03:45:50 I didn't find this earlier running for your life from trial.
03:45:53 But he's practicing it's trial. I thought
03:45:58 so. Apparently he has
03:45:59 alcohol problem and he's on another bender.
03:46:02 Yeah, and he made a video from the trial about.
03:46:05 He's.
03:46:06 He was seen where every alcoholic going on
03:46:08 benders is right before Easter and Lent, which is.
03:46:12 And he guesses.
03:46:15 But Mardi Gras.
03:46:19 So after having bars for
03:46:20 I think 48 hours with no sleep, he confronted this group of people.
03:46:25 And this is what happened.
03:46:28 They don't swim,
03:46:30 they don't do it.
03:46:32 He just took a shirt off.
03:46:33 That is Shyla Buff right there.
03:46:34 And you know, when from the trial about he's
03:46:38 at its trial thought he does not have a knife actually.
03:46:40 But when you allegedly when you take your shirt off
03:46:44 in a fight, that means you are serious.
03:46:47 Serious about going back and drinking after
03:46:49 and you don't want to fuck your shirt up.
03:46:53 Okay,
03:46:55 so this is where he thinks that he's in Fight Club.
03:46:58 Wait, is that him?
03:47:01 No. Is he in Fight Club?
03:47:06 I'll be right back.
03:47:06 I have to go find a new jammer.
03:47:08 See, this is when an actor realizes that movie fighting
03:47:12 is not the same as street fighting and Mardi Gras.
03:47:17 Know?
03:47:18 Oh, wait. You pushed.
03:47:19 He pushed him pretty fucking good, though, so.
03:47:22 Hey, don't go if you know, because I know he's got a not like you, Mike.
03:47:27 Okay? This guy's got money.
03:47:28 I could sue him, but at the same time, you might go, shit,
03:47:31 he's like a little bit unhinged because he's got enough money
03:47:34 to to punch me in the face and get away with it.
03:47:37 I think he's broke.
03:47:38 He's on bad times.
03:47:39 I could be wrong.
03:47:41 Allegedly.
03:47:41 Running for your life from trial about you
03:47:45 look at
03:47:46 or listen to the way after he pushes him, he hit something.
03:47:49 It almost sounds like it's a movie sound effect added after the fact.
03:47:53 So it's like, okay, no, no, no, no.
03:48:00 I felt like kind of on this guy.
03:48:02 And he got pushed, but he also fell on his own.
03:48:04 Like there's no reason for him to fall from that push.
03:48:06 But guy in the pink dude took it.
03:48:09 Watch that that that's funny.
03:48:12 At that point, you know, he's still trying to de-escalate.
03:48:17 And that's if I ever think
03:48:19 if I ever punched a guy, which it looked like he wasn't holding back,
03:48:22 it looked like that was like his hardest punch.
03:48:23 If you punch a guy as hard as you can in the face and he goes, hey, dude,
03:48:27 you should stop fighting right there.
03:48:30 Okay.
03:48:34 Oh, so he's bro credit, bro
03:48:40 like it?
03:48:41 You know, it's funny because there's like, pictures of like,
03:48:45 oh, before this getting drunk. Yeah, yeah.
03:48:48 All the time.
03:48:48 And then there's pictures of him after this out
03:48:50 and about getting drunk, having a good whole time.
03:48:52 So it's like that's, you know what?
03:48:54 That's the way it should be.
03:48:56 Shake hands after the fight and have a beer.
03:48:59 This isn't the there's a lager fight through this old.
03:49:01 But he is ending up on the ground getting his ass beat.
03:49:04 But I don't think.
03:49:07 I to go, hey.
03:49:12 He gets.
03:49:12 Yeah, that's.
03:49:13 Oh, dude.
03:49:14 He I'm going to.
03:49:14 I'll find it funny for you like from trial about.
03:49:18 He's brandishing a like it's trial.
03:49:20 I got.
03:49:24 Labu for.
03:49:29 Yeah.
03:49:29 He's kind of turned into a he's he's dipped in and out of being a weirdo.
03:49:34 Right.
03:49:34 He's just I think he's just a heavy duty alcoholic.
03:49:37 I think he's just a spoiled rich kid, a bad name.
03:49:41 Weirdos can be fun and cool to talk to.
03:49:43 If you find a weirdo.
03:49:44 Oh, he's grab a stool like a weirdo, a good weirdo.
03:49:47 Sometimes those.
03:49:48 He seems like a fucking weirdo.
03:49:49 Weirdo. Well, I can't when.
03:49:51 I mean, he got kicked off the Transformers and replaced with Marky Mark, right?
03:49:56 So after that, I think it was all downhill,
03:49:59 right?
03:50:01 And getting slammed to the ground.
03:50:03 TMZ with the videos.
03:50:05 The actor sitting in an ambulance after a bar fight nursing his wounds.
03:50:09 Why did I miss reported he was thrown out for aggressive behavior
03:50:12 and as they attempted to eject him, he hit one.
03:50:15 So I thought I saw I was fist he was.
03:50:18 You see him sitting in the bar just staring. Real weird.
03:50:20 That was kind of weird. Yeah. So that's all I was going to say.
03:50:23 I saw I saw some pictures where he was like, just staring, like death stare.
03:50:27 And some people just didn't try to intimidate.
03:50:30 I don't know, was the one I want.
03:50:32 What? I don't know what they shot.
03:50:34 I was later sent to the hospital for get an injury after his release. He.
03:50:39 I think he was just drunk.
03:50:41 It looked like he was just like, That guy.
03:50:44 Yeah. So weird. I don't know what the fuck.
03:50:46 I never good just going home to his boyfriend later.
03:50:49 Yeah, I think I got a video about.
03:50:54 I should have been prepared with the good video.
03:50:56 Oh, here it is.
03:50:57 This might be it.
03:51:03 I just
03:51:05 yeah. So that's him on the.
03:51:06 Yeah, this is him getting his ass kicked. This is the best.
03:51:09 This is the good part of the fight that you would want to show. But.
03:51:13 The charges
03:51:15 the group is trying to get you on that count.
03:51:18 Shia LaBeouf. That helps
03:51:21 not know that he's
03:51:23 like, yeah, don't hit him when he's down.
03:51:27 I'm how you do doing. He's an asshole.
03:51:30 I don't think you do.
03:51:31 Especially I mean,
03:51:34 yeah,
03:51:36 I don't you shouldn't hit somebody when they're down.
03:51:38 What if you stay down or get up?
03:51:40 And now it seems
03:51:42 still no two wrongs don't make a right, but I return the favor.
03:51:46 Yeah, but three lefts make a right.
03:51:48 I'll tell you we ain't.
03:51:53 If you guys.
03:51:58 Hey. Yeah.
03:51:59 You ain't for running for your life.
03:52:01 I'm trying to, but he's brandishing a knife.
03:52:04 It's all about.
03:52:05 Yeah,
03:52:07 although, to be fair, if I'm drunk and I'm on the ground
03:52:09 and somebody tell me to stay down, I'm going to want to get back up.
03:52:14 I go, oh,
03:52:16 I don't take no orders from no police.
03:52:18 Like, technically you're being.
03:52:20 No. Those are just bar people
03:52:22 that were probably drinking with them and about to drink with them some more.
03:52:25 Because he is Shiloh, both
03:52:28 running for your life from trial about.
03:52:32 That's what I was thinking.
03:52:34 Yeah, right.
03:52:35 So like, I thought that video was going to be more impactful.
03:52:38 Gary does get credit though, for the greatest video of the show.
03:52:43 I'm just saying that for bit.
03:52:44 I don't I'm just saying that for his benefit.
03:52:49 Yeah,
03:52:49 but see,
03:52:49 you're invested in the Weekend Update
03:52:51 because you clearly spend a lot of time on it.
03:52:53 I have questions when you produce it.
03:52:56 Do you make a green screen
03:52:57 on his TV screen, or does that all just happen so magically?
03:53:01 Because there's no way it does, right?
03:53:03 You're doing a lot more work.
03:53:05 Sometimes it's okay. And then sometimes
03:53:06 I have to cover up some shit because what I have to do because
03:53:10 it won't
03:53:10 let me do a good Norm MacDonald anymore.
03:53:15 Yeah, you explain the picture and everything.
03:53:16 I understand that process, but I'm saying the thing over a shoulder
03:53:20 that has actual, real footage.
03:53:22 Yeah, I put I just do it. You're putting it. Yeah.
03:53:24 So I just crop it. I just do a the final.
03:53:27 Well, I'm not saying I'm not saying it's hard to, to the accomplishment of it.
03:53:30 I'm just saying
03:53:31 that if I is producing that, that's the best output I've ever seen.
03:53:35 No, no, no, some of it is, is you can tell when it's me and when it's not.
03:53:39 If I can't tell, well I do a, I do a slight over, I do a slight TV effect
03:53:44 after the fact to kind of make it all look blend a little bit better because,
03:53:52 I figure it's a lot of work.
03:53:54 Does it take more than a day?
03:53:57 Yeah, but I usually plug away at it.
03:53:59 It's more or less just me playing with Sora, you know, I don't know.
03:54:02 Oh, yeah, I know, I understand.
03:54:05 And then there's the, It's come across a new story.
03:54:07 I think it's something funny,
03:54:07 and it's like, you know, let me let me make Norm MacDonald say that
03:54:11 I spent way too much time on the parody comedically.
03:54:14 I like the idea of comedically writing some stuff.
03:54:17 I don't know.
03:54:18 The script, the Daily Show.
03:54:20 I was always, yeah, until you find out they fucking cherry pick all that shit,
03:54:24 make everybody look stupid.
03:54:26 Yeah, what I whatever, that's what I, what I that's what I'm doing.
03:54:29 You know, I understand it's very effective.
03:54:32 I just when I found that out, which I knew all the time,
03:54:34 but I didn't want to hear it because I really the original, you know,
03:54:38 like when they talked about Bush and shit, I was really into The Daily Show.
03:54:41 But the new one, not so much.
03:54:45 But they always did it.
03:54:47 Simpsons did it.
03:54:51 I got one of these.
03:54:51 I'm going to play it. Family.
03:54:53 Oh my God, it's 2:00.
03:54:54 That four hours just flew fucking by.
03:54:57 And, it's a bad time.
03:55:00 I should take another.
03:55:01 Another go. Me?
03:55:05 Yeah, I'm going to.
03:55:07 I'm going to try gummies.
03:55:08 I suppose they don't work for me, though. But.
03:55:12 About a place that advertises in an illegal country
03:55:15 that you can just call them on WhatsApp and they'll delivered right to your hotel.
03:55:18 Yeah, a little nerve, a little nervous about that. But
03:55:22 they have, verified Google reviews.
03:55:25 So I've ones that are CBD based or ones that are, sativa based.
03:55:30 Those ones are THC, CBD and CBC
03:55:34 and CBC.
03:55:35 That's the Canadian broadcast. Dude, you got scammed.
03:55:38 There's no CBC that are,
03:55:43 Hybrid based that are 1 to 1.
03:55:46 Wait, you have conservative Republican for sleep as well,
03:55:49 but I don't I don't need that.
03:55:51 Normally if I just take too much I it makes me go based.
03:55:55 It's the goal here.
03:55:58 Although I have heard that
03:55:59 drug dogs can smell gummies.
03:56:03 Okay. That's fine. I don't give a shit.
03:56:05 I do.
03:56:07 Just take them before you.
03:56:11 If they got ones that last a week, they don't do.
03:56:13 They don't fucking.
03:56:15 Yeah, that's what everybody says.
03:56:16 I'm not worried about leaving the country.
03:56:18 I'm worried about coming into the other country
03:56:19 where they search all bags just looking for fucking bribes.
03:56:23 Yeah.
03:56:23 What do you, What, $80,000 is the common bribe?
03:56:27 I don't do.
03:56:28 I'm not.
03:56:29 Absolutely not.
03:56:30 For the record, if anybody in authorities are listening, I'm not.
03:56:33 I'm just not. You're exactly right. I've already quit.
03:56:35 It's wonderful.
03:56:36 And it's not wonderful, but it's different.
03:56:39 Oh, I'm so sorry.
03:56:41 I've been smoking weed. Allegedly,
03:56:44 for 40,
03:56:47 41 years.
03:56:51 And I think I've only stopped once.
03:56:52 And I mean, like, lots of smoking.
03:56:57 But I'm fine with it now.
03:56:59 I'm totally relaxed and comfortable.
03:57:01 I'm never going to. What? Go back.
03:57:03 Oh, I am back.
03:57:04 Oh, I am you actually going to get.
03:57:06 So be cool.
03:57:07 I can't wait for like three months.
03:57:09 One time when I went
03:57:10 and and it was weird because like, it really wasn't that big of a deal
03:57:13 going back drinking to I quit drinking and smoking.
03:57:15 And when I went back, it wasn't really that
03:57:18 well. Yeah, it wasn't for me either, dude.
03:57:20 So the first three days were really weird.
03:57:22 Like, I didn't want to put my shit away
03:57:23 because I was like, the first day I just held it empty and it helped.
03:57:27 But then the second day I, like put it away
03:57:29 and I was doing work, probably making some show stuff,
03:57:31 doing some computer work, and two times, two times, not once.
03:57:35 It was in my hand, the lighter was in my hand.
03:57:37 My fucking stem was in my hand.
03:57:38 And I was like, I don't even remember grabbing it.
03:57:40 What the fuck just happened?
03:57:41 And I didn't hit it, but I was like, So I put it away again.
03:57:44 Next time I like, snapped out of doing my work.
03:57:46 Sometimes you really get on a thing in my hand again.
03:57:50 And then the third and fourth day.
03:57:51 Dude, Turkey.
03:57:52 You couldn't.
03:57:52 You can just straight cold
03:57:53 turkey stop Saturday like a week a week ago from Saturday.
03:57:57 Slow down.
03:57:58 You need to pressure yourself too hard.
03:58:01 Yeah, but I'm fine now. That's.
03:58:03 That's the way I do everything.
03:58:04 It's like I drank
03:58:05 two two liters a pop for fucking 20 years, and I quit that cold turkey, too.
03:58:08 It worked out all right.
03:58:09 Oh, you're trying to pass a drug test or some shit.
03:58:11 Like, you know, it's funny you say that.
03:58:13 I'm going to do that, too, because I get a whole
03:58:15 new string of revenue because a lot of people
03:58:17 will not insure unless they drug test all their contractors.
03:58:21 Yeah. Now I'm regular. Don't you
03:58:24 know, it's like once every fucking last year.
03:58:27 Yeah. No, it's it is like every two years or something.
03:58:30 Ever.
03:58:31 That's insurance does not punish it.
03:58:33 It doesn't punish the fucking drug addicts.
03:58:35 It punishes the people who are occasionally doing them.
03:58:38 No, it lowers their insurance rates of the big corporations
03:58:41 that are eventually paying, like AT&T chips or whatever.
03:58:44 The companies that I work for, you know, the contract me out more than ever.
03:58:48 They want cheaper insurance on me.
03:58:53 And if they claim that I'm drug tested, they don't care.
03:58:55 If it's that good, then it should be,
03:58:59 regular testing at least once a year, randomly, once a year.
03:59:03 So on the effectiveness side, yeah, I agree,
03:59:06 but as somebody that would have to do it, I don't agree.
03:59:08 Yeah, I'm fine with the once in a while.
03:59:11 I have to do like I think it's a background check every two years.
03:59:14 And I think the drug testing stays on there for like five years.
03:59:17 It's way longer than the background check, which is backwards because
03:59:22 yeah,
03:59:24 don't ask me, I don't care.
03:59:25 I think it's all stupid because anybody can pass a test at any time,
03:59:28 regardless of what's in their system.
03:59:30 We all know that.
03:59:33 Maybe not.
03:59:33 The hair tells us.
03:59:36 I've never failed a drug test.
03:59:38 And like I said, this is the first time I've smoked.
03:59:40 Stop smoking.
03:59:41 No, I did it one more time.
03:59:42 I. I never smoked before.
03:59:45 Allegedly.
03:59:48 Yeah, I failed the drug test
03:59:51 for a on my links.
03:59:53 Where the fuck did all my links go?
03:59:55 I don't know what they were doing, that's why.
03:59:58 No, I had one more.
03:59:59 I had one more mashup.
04:00:02 But all my links are gone.
04:00:05 Shut the fuck up, kid.
04:00:06 All my pages are gone.
04:00:10 That was really a productive segment.
04:00:12 Wasn't open. Another one that wasn't a segment. Yeah.
04:00:16 Biden, you're an idiot.
04:00:19 You're a stupid son of a bitch.
04:00:21 All right, I just reshare it.
04:00:23 With all due respect, that's a bunch of malarkey.
04:00:26 Oh, wait, there it even is. See, I can share it.
04:00:28 It's not on any of my screens. That's weird.
04:00:30 Thankfully, former Trump is not seriously
04:00:33 injured.
04:00:36 Do do do do do do do do do do do.
04:00:43 Freak out everybody I've got to go check it.
04:00:46 In the goal they try to go day by day and mean I'm back in business care in a week.
04:00:52 This year break.
04:00:53 Remember we used to.
04:00:56 Do you give me ground control.
04:00:58 Give me a minute. Permission to laugh?
04:01:01 I don't want anybody to take to me.
04:01:05 Can I be a some guy?
04:01:09 I'll be dead
04:01:11 if you give me your phone. I.
04:01:22 Use I don't care.
04:01:25 You pick up the map.
04:01:28 I don't want to be taken
04:01:32 to make you feel so nice.
04:01:35 But you got to stop.
04:01:36 It's up to you.
04:01:37 Take you keep me up all night I don't
04:01:43 can't take to the people.
04:01:46 Want to come down,
04:01:49 get up.
04:01:51 What the fuck is your.
04:01:52 Why is your camera flashing back?
04:01:54 Oh, you're pushing the button.
04:01:56 Hey, I think I want to do it, okay?
04:02:00 To ruin everything.
04:02:03 Because my mouth YouTube my. You.
04:02:09 Know.
04:02:09 Yeah, so I can I can make it any animated little thing, but I haven't yet.
04:02:13 For two weeks.
04:02:15 We're going to have a whole bunch of new stuff
04:02:17 next week. We're not going to have anything.
04:02:19 I don't know, I was going to say something I forgot, but other.
04:02:27 Good bye.
04:02:28 Are we done?
04:02:29 Is at the end of, in my face.
04:02:32 I'm a happy smiley face.
04:02:34 Next week I'm going to.
04:02:34 You're going to have to control everything.
04:02:37 That sucks.
04:02:39 I'll try to have a phone, but I don't know if I'm going
04:02:41 to have internet and shit because it's all just fucked up.
04:02:43 But I won't know till I get there.
04:02:47 Not that I'm going anywhere.
04:02:48 I'll be right here.
04:02:49 I don't know what I'm talking about. Oh,
04:02:53 but we should have some type of show thing.
04:02:55 But we.
04:02:59 You got anything else?
04:03:03 I'm sure you do
04:03:05 know. No moves.
04:03:07 The last thing, the last major topic were speaking of, Leboeuf.
04:03:12 Yeah, I don't know, I guess, but
04:03:16 Shia LaBeouf, who now we never met.
04:03:20 I can't
04:03:21 aging love try to find a draw.
04:03:25 Make me crazy, but I don't know where the.
04:03:28 Oh, you pretty brutal baker.
04:03:30 Maybe the shit he's got people over. Wow.
04:03:35 They're hanging on different.
04:03:37 He's got the camera moved to a different spot.
04:03:39 Yeah.
04:03:39 No, that's same basement fish cam women or
04:03:43 a trailer.
04:03:44 No, it's a basement.
04:03:45 That's what.
04:03:46 That's what Chad as
04:03:47 he lives in the basement of another YouTuber who got him started.
04:03:51 The, that YouTubers name is lulz.
04:03:53 Is that one of these guys like, no, no.
04:03:57 Maybe it is, I don't know, I can't recognize him.
04:04:00 I just picked his nose. I thought it would be.
04:04:02 This is happening.
04:04:03 Oh, yeah.
04:04:04 Everybody in Alabama's happy.
04:04:06 Yeah. Feels when you drink.
04:04:09 Oh, yeah.
04:04:10 Oh, yeah. Do then you know what I'm saying?
04:04:12 Oh, there it is.
04:04:13 Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life. So.
04:04:16 Yeah, you do know what I'm saying.
04:04:18 I wish I had some.
04:04:19 Let me see.
04:04:20 What else is there here my love is.
04:04:23 See that chow chow cartoon, man?
04:04:26 You can go there.
04:04:26 Since the Democrat Party knows, it's gotta be 85% of the people.
04:04:30 Yeah, that one vote for like the other guys.
04:04:32 They weren't doing the.
04:04:33 I'd say polls aren't everything.
04:04:35 Yeah. All right. Well we'll we'll we'll we'll
04:04:38 we'll do him.
04:04:40 He's like he's him.
04:04:41 You know he's being by some you see like oh I like Riggs.
04:04:45 Got a little hate whether you love him or hate him.
04:04:47 He's him. You know what I mean.
04:04:49 He got almost a thousand viewers too, which I don't know about that
04:04:52 shit on him all day long, but you can was like, hey, you know,
04:04:57 I have a button for that.
04:04:59 I mean, for fun, but.
04:05:00 Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate from anywhere.
04:05:04 She going here?
04:05:06 Take my mind.
04:05:07 Shit. Go here.
04:05:09 Make me.
04:05:12 Nothing in crazy freaking me like.
04:05:16 Oh, that's not right.
04:05:17 By fighting, she's the girl.
04:05:19 What the fuck?
04:05:21 Okay, okay.
04:05:24 I really think that they're not even really working here.
04:05:27 They're just kind of like the other guys. Like actually working.
04:05:31 Yeah.
04:05:32 Oh, yeah. He. Dude, he
04:05:34 they're just, like, puts a lot of effort into that shit.
04:05:37 They don't even like talking.
04:05:38 They're having a conversation. Yes.
04:05:40 What if I share this tab of that's watching him.
04:05:42 Watching them like oh what's happening?
04:05:47 I know I'm getting on that.
04:05:50 Look at them go.
04:05:52 Hold on.
04:05:53 Now we got to get him to come and watch.
04:05:55 Click on ours and just keep on going,
04:05:58 boys. Oh, cause I hadn't undone it yet.
04:06:01 So I got you.
04:06:04 That's crazy dude,
04:06:06 you're tripping me out.
04:06:11 All right,
04:06:11 so we're going to be back next week with some kind of show.
04:06:14 We'll have a new segment called where in the World is Brady 8080?
04:06:19 Are you going to be gone next week?
04:06:20 I should ask that because we can do both.
04:06:26 Are you waving bye.
04:06:27 You just tripping out and seeing how long it is.
04:06:30 So long.
04:06:31 Oh, there it goes.
04:06:32 Now we got an infinity mirror.
04:06:34 It keeps going. It just went another one.
04:06:37 Is it going to go again? Yeah. It's going.
04:06:39 Oh, there's another one. Sweet.
04:06:41 That's all I wanted to see Nelly ye.
04:06:45 Yeah.
04:06:46 It didn't love your face
04:06:50 then my second me already sucked.
04:06:53 Oh I don't think it started yet.
04:06:54 I did it for Waylon.
04:06:55 I did it for way longer than that.
04:06:58 Are they. Are you doing your chats? Yeah.
04:07:00 They come.
04:07:00 They're like, why is it's entertaining?
04:07:05 Hopefully it's
04:07:06 entertaining for anyone who's watching
04:07:09 19 viewers for like 18 viewers.
04:07:14 18 we last night I might still says 19.
04:07:21 19. Yeah, we get in one.
04:07:22 We're doing good. Everyone's like, hey, check this shit out.
04:07:25 They're doing this weird mirror thing. It's so cool.
04:07:29 Oh, look at you.
04:07:30 I can't even see the last one.
04:07:31 We have one, 23456789 1011.
04:07:36 Come on, one more.
04:07:42 All right.
04:07:42 If you are one of those 19 viewers, we will see you next week.
04:07:45 We are going to have no topic.
04:07:49 What should the topic be?
04:07:52 Gary doesn't have a topic.
04:07:53 Did you want to pick a topic?
04:07:54 Since you're going to be running the show, I'm going to give you access
04:07:57 to those top two buttons to stop streaming and stop recording, which I don't know.
04:08:01 That means.
04:08:04 You said I'll make sure I don't click stop streaming or stop recording.
04:08:07 Go ahead and try.
04:08:10 Maybe we should do the, topic as produce.
04:08:14 Produce perfect produce, right.
04:08:20 All right.
04:08:21 Multiple.
04:08:22 If you are watching, you are going to opt in automatically to join Alabama John.
04:08:26 And you have fun there. See it says confirm raid that just appeared.
04:08:29 As soon as I click that you're going to switch over.
04:08:30 But if you don't you can opt out and stay with us for the final theme song.
04:08:34 I think if you I think you confirm a rape is no longer a rape, right?
04:08:39 They have to confirm the rape.
04:08:40 If you still confirm the rape, it's still rape.
04:08:46 Thank you everyone.
04:08:47 We love you.
04:08:48 I don't,
04:08:50 I know, but that's what YouTube say.
04:08:51 You gotta act like these introverts are actually important to you.
04:08:55 He's a fucking loser.
04:08:57 This truck loser.
04:08:59 Fucking coward. 15.
04:09:01 Did he say flagrant shit?
04:09:06 He said that he talked to us.
04:09:07 He talked to us.
04:09:08 Oh, oh, I wasn't on it when I went there.
04:09:11 Fuck no. If he's mispronouncing our name,
04:09:13 I don't know if we want to rate him anymore.
04:09:15 Take our shit somewhere else.
04:09:18 It's horseshit.
04:09:18 Like we haven't been here before.
04:09:20 Like he hasn't said our name before.
04:09:22 Here's how he said it, bro.
04:09:25 I can't hear.
04:09:28 No audio.
04:09:34 Can you hear it now? No.
04:09:37 You can't. No.
04:09:41 You can hear it. No.
04:09:44 Fledge. No.
04:09:52 Next week the topic is produce
04:09:55 Alabama.
04:09:56 John,
04:09:58 Alabama.
04:09:59 John.
04:10:01 Yeah. Take that.
04:10:03 Yeah. So.
04:10:06 Any last words over?
04:10:07 The champion has beaten off the challenger.
04:10:26 Hey, Gary.
04:10:27 How like this.
04:10:27 Nice talking to you, buddy.
04:10:42 Buddy, we're going to write it down as Paul to
04:10:45 have a good night.
04:10:45 We're gonna be buddy.
04:10:59 Have fun.
04:10:59 While it lasted, though, it was.
04:11:05 Yeah.
04:11:05 So technically, the show ended, but I haven't ended it yet,
04:11:07 so I'm going to fucking see if I can raid two people.
04:11:10 We're supposed to raid five every month.
04:11:11 If I can raid two in the same night. What?
04:11:14 That helps.
04:11:16 That is really bizarre.
04:11:17 Is it going to let me.
04:11:19 Okay. Yeah, that makes sense.
04:11:21 Oh, I'm in the wrong.
04:11:24 I have to be here.
04:11:24 I can't raid from his
04:11:27 new. This changes everything.
04:11:28 If I can raid.
04:11:30 Oh, I must wait ten minutes before raid.
04:11:33 All righty then.
04:11:37 Darn it.
04:11:39 Oh, well.
04:11:42 All right.
04:11:43 Ending,
04:11:45 I think I got, like,
04:11:46 ten minutes into it, and I was like, I'll finish this up later.
04:11:50 Yeah, well, to finish that up later.
04:11:55 Well, it's back to the.
04:11:56 We'll just we'll end on it.
04:11:57 Just do an infinity mirror.
04:12:01 So, yeah.
04:12:03 No comment about Oh.
04:12:05 That's awesome. Do the kid is your voice move.
04:12:07 The kid moves the mouth when you play your kid.
04:12:09 Drop it. Move the mouth. Oh it does.
04:12:12 I was waiting for that text.
04:12:13 All I got was a text about, body mind dualism.
04:12:16 Makes me miss the kid.
04:12:28 It's all the sound going to start repeating.
04:12:29 Oh, it is awesome.
04:12:33 I'm watching our show.
04:12:34 Watch us. Oh, really?
04:12:36 All right, I have to end it now.
04:12:39 Masturbating.
04:12:44 Randy, RKO them on this on the announcing table.
04:12:47 He was at Royal Rumble this year, and I don't know how it all it
04:12:50 all clear up on at WrestleMania.
04:12:52 I'm sure.
04:13:00 As above, so below.
04:13:03 As above. So below. As above. So below.
04:13:05 I want to end.
04:13:06 I don't want to end it I don't.
04:13:07 Going anywhere as above, so below as above.
04:13:10 So below.
04:13:13 All right I'm going to end
04:13:14 this because I liked it so much for the left play.
04:13:17 And it has both you and Gary in makeup.
04:13:19 Hello. As above so below.
04:13:22 And I don't have anybody else about so much.
04:13:31 To captain.
04:13:35 Fletcher us who?
04:13:42 Captain over at your us.
04:13:47 I'm both.
04:13:48 So be this way to.
04:13:49 I might be able to stall for ten minutes,
04:13:51 and we always bounce around, watch Fletch over and stuff.
04:13:55 I'll.
04:13:55 So you load up and draw out your badge,
04:13:59 arms around, watch your legs.
04:14:02 I need you, man. This needs you, love.
04:14:04 All the time.
04:14:06 My eyes are blurry. Can we get much higher?
04:14:09 I need you. Hi.
04:14:11 Higher and higher I need you higher.
04:14:14 Hey, I need you higher.
04:14:17 Need Tropic thunder.
04:14:19 The slam of your sacred I need your all flags.
04:14:23 No giggles to fake I need you. Hyah!
04:14:26 Hyah hyah hyah!
04:14:28 I need you, I need you, I
04:14:33 you said like, come and follow.
04:14:35 And you know that we got you.
04:14:37 Wait. Give it a run.
04:14:38 Slide your arms.
04:14:40 I need you higher.
04:14:42 I need your choice now. Yeah, yeah.
04:14:44 We could roll this. Fight your arms
04:14:48 I need you, you need like a clown you carry.
04:14:52 Could roll this.
04:14:53 Let your arms.
04:14:58 Come to us as your friends
04:15:02 who come to move us.
04:15:11 Above, so below. No.
04:15:13 But you draw I draw, Lord I flash your anger and wash your arms
04:15:18 I need your storm.
04:15:19 I need your flow.
04:15:22 Because you're fighting.
04:15:24 And that's against God's law I need you.
04:15:26 Hyah, hyah hyah hyah!
04:15:28 I get credit for doing this, and I need you.
04:15:31 Fire!
04:15:34 I need your frenzy!
04:15:35 Your dizzy clown flip.
04:15:37 Hey, I'm Captain Giggles.
04:15:39 That your battles, chef? I need you higher.
04:15:42 Hyah hyah hyah hyah hyah hyah hyah hyah!
04:15:49 You know that I follow.
04:15:51 And you know that I'll save you.
04:15:53 Cause I'm in. You're only found.
04:15:55 Carry, I need you right here, and I need your choice.
04:15:59 Niall. Yo, Gary. Come on.
04:16:01 It's like your hands.
04:16:03 Oh, I need your help. And I can't.
04:16:06 Gary. Clown. Yo, Gary. Cool this.
04:16:09 Let your hands woo!
04:16:14 Captain.
04:16:15 Oh, let your friends who captain up.
04:16:24 Let your breath about.
04:16:28 So be low.
04:16:29 Lift your eyes, your lord I pledge all hands around and watch.
04:16:33 Let your hands above. So below.
04:16:36 Go with your I, your Lord I pledge your arms around and watch.
04:16:41 Let your hands start.
04:16:42 Stop frantic. Gary, quick!
04:16:44 Get in the can't goes crazy.
04:16:46 Stop, stop frantic, Gary!
04:16:48 Take it!
04:16:48 Drop back! It goes crazy.
04:16:50 Heart.
04:16:50 Stop frantic, Gary!
04:16:51 Take it in. The game goes crazy.
04:16:53 Stop, stop!
04:16:54 Gary! Gary! Break it! Use your master. Gary!
04:16:57 Gary. Every, every I need you higher.
04:17:01 And I need your choice now
04:17:06 I need you high.
04:17:07 Up until this discussion
04:17:13 landed.
04:17:14 Nevertheless I landed a fly.
04:17:20 You know
04:17:24 I don't want this to.
04:17:28 I'm not your that you are
04:17:33 to wash your hands.
04:17:38 Oh, yeah. Man.
04:17:41 All right, all right.
04:17:43 Watch that. Your hands.
04:17:45 Oh, nothing.
04:17:49 Oh, your.
04:17:53 I need you higher.
04:17:54 And I need your choice now.
04:17:56 Are you Gary? Control the stars.
04:17:58 All right.
04:17:59 Slow.
04:18:00 I need you higher than I can't get you.
04:18:04 Gary, control this watch I want.
04:18:06 I love, I love.
04:18:13 000 my.
04:18:24 So below low. Let's draw I on Lord I fly.
04:18:27 Oh I'm tryna watch your eyes I like these
04:18:34 I'm feeling
04:18:36 fine for three I need the crimes on my freedom.
04:18:41 Fine A very
04:18:43 different.
04:18:44 You're incoherent
04:18:46 like oh hey go back to freefall.
04:18:51 And I have a dream. Hey you hey not.
04:19:21 Me. You.