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Click on the can I can, I can I can.
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What's in your pants belongs on your pants.
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Keep you safe and sound.
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If someone has to peek or tries to touch you.
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You stand your ground.
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You can say no if you want to.
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Until the grown up you trust.
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Because you're brave and smart.
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You do your part and your body belongs only to you.
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Oh, pants, pants and a source.
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Strong and smart, you glorious pants, pants and a source.
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Keeping it safe, Victoria.
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Pants, pants, pants are strong and smart,
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you glorious pants, pants, pants are keeping it safe.
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Victoria's,
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what's in your pants?
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What's in your pants?
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What's in your pants?
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What's in your pants?
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Oh! And a source with his pants.
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All day. He runs and jumps and sings.
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They cover up his private parts.
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And that protection brings.
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If someone says don't tell, just shout no right from your heart.
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Then go and find someone you trust.
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And that's how safety starts.
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Oh, pants, pants and a source strong and smart.
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Your glorious pants, pants and a source keeping it safe.
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Victoria's pants, pants and a source strong and smart.
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Your glorious pants, pants and a source keeping it safe.
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Victoria's.
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What's in your pants?
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What's in your pants?
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What's in your pants?
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What's in your pants?
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What's in your pants belongs only to you.
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Nobody else. No matter who say it proud.
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Say it's strong.
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Your body is yours.
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Your whole life loves.
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Say it loud.
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Be courageous and smart and so safe and sound.
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Contagious.
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Oh, well, what's in your.
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Yes. What's in your pants?
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Oh, what's in your pants?
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Oh, what's in your pants?
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What's in your pants?
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What's in your pants?
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Yeah, well it's what's in your pants.
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It's what's in your pants.
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Well, it's what's in your pants.
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Oh, it's what's in your pants.
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Oh, it's what's in your pants.
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Oh, it's what's in your pants.
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Fladges Rants Live is filmed in front of a live studio
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audience. And.
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What's the worst thing about eating vegetables?
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The wheelchair keeps getting in the way.
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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Produce from the Latin.
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Lead forward.
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The arguably the most
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nutritious section of your local grocery store
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is, the produce department.
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And, we're in a new month,
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new series of flapjacks,
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and it might even make sense to do
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meat, dairy.
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As as our next couple of topics.
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Although I tell we will.
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But I do have a couple of questions about, like, meat.
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The the subcategories of meat
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include beef, pork, poultry.
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And then you can break down, but say, for instance,
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the pork that's, bacon sausage.
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You know, any pork chops, ham.
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So, so there's subcategories of each.
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And,
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it never made a lot of sense to me that the dairy department would have eggs,
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because that's definitely not a dairy product.
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But I digress.
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Because what we're
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talking about today is produce.
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And I did buy mushrooms in the produce department.
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So produce is not strictly limited to vegetables, breads.
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As the the mushrooms that I enjoy so much is in the
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the kingdom for fun guide.
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I eat fungus
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and, that's that's produce.
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But that a large part of the development of civilization, mankind
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going from hunter gatherers to civilized society
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was the ability to provide,
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a surplus of food.
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And, and then you,
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you know, advance and you,
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you get through a harsh winter
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by storing a surplus of food.
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Agriculture was one of our greatest
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single achievements.
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More on that soon.
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Fast forward to,
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World War two.
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The first genetically modified corn
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as a direct result of the,
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shortages that dire
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necessarily come with war,
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out of pure desperation,
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we genetically modified corn
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as early as the 1940s, and I didn't realize that.
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I didn't know that.
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That doesn't even make sense to me.
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But sure enough, we were we were manipulating the
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the genetics of corn.
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And, more on that shortly,
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because it was World War Two that also,
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coined the phrase buck the farm.
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And, and that was if the U.S.
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government sent a soldier home in a pine box, they also sent the widow
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a check for $5,000, which at the time was enough to buy a small farm.
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So that's what they meant by the phrase.
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But the farm.
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Well, I bought the farm.
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And, all that took
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was mortgaging myself up to my eyeballs.
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Till I'm 80.
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But here I am on my farm,
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and I can't even produce produce.
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Brady just said
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he can't connect because, we'll we'll we'll play.
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Where in the world is Brady later?
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My first guest is, Antarctica.
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Let me know if you're right in the comments,
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but, wait, let you know if I'm right.
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Yeah, yeah, that.
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So, bunch of stuff I want to talk about today.
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Let's go with B squad.
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I've, I'm a Detroit fan.
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I like the Tigers.
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Lions, the Red wings and the Pistons.
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Those are the sports teams that I follow.
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But I've got B squads in each of those sports.
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For me, after the Lions used to be
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the New England Patriots when I was young and they became too good.
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So I switched to the bills and then they became good.
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So, bills are my B squad.
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They're, Utah Jazz, dates back to the, Stockton Malone era
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as my b squad basketball.
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The Ottawa Senators after the Red wings.
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I'll watch the Suns play.
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And in baseball,
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it's always been the Oakland A's for me.
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And, there's always had great pitching.
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And I wish I could say it was Rickey Henderson or, Dennis.
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Eckersley.
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That that, that turned me on to them because, you know, Rickey Henderson
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forgetting, well, it was the Bash Brothers,
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Ozzie Seiko and, Mark McGuire.
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So, but what really got me about that?
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I don't own many hats, and I don't I don't like wearing them.
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I don't, I don't know, I also don't like eating with a spoon.
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I would rather say hello to my little friend.
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So, I so I don't wear hats.
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And, would it be impressive if I could produce an Oakland A's hat?
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I just think it stands out.
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Stupid ugly yellow bill.
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The green hat.
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Big white a this, I you know what?
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I haven't been adding to my background lately,
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and I think it is long overdue.
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So there's my Oakland A's at.
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So that's my tribute to Jose Canseco.
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I've been talking
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a lot about the Younger Dryas cataclysm and how,
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there's a cycle every 12,000 years that,
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things blow up on our faces.
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And since Gobekli Tepe, dates back to when it was
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either backfilled or we're not sure if it's a natural formation,
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but if it was backfilled, they've got some explaining to do.
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Lucy.
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So, that gives us another 200 years before the next cataclysm.
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So that's good news.
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And if you're anything like me, you'd like to see humanity,
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civilization, our our societies survive for millennia to come.
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And, that's that's my my true goal.
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Well,
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that would
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have to involve knowing
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that it's this cataclysms coming, coming up with a good plan
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to overcome it and, squeeze through yet another bottleneck.
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And, I would love to see us
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do it. And.
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I, I like my producers.
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This should be a battle every time I say the word produce production
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for grow, produce for,
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product.
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Anyway, thing, my producers,
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fight me on stuff,
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and they're usually wrong, and it's really easy to.
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Oh, there you go. Yeah, yeah.
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Google kind. But.
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Oh, there's a belt. So,
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so it's real easy to counter their arguments
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because they're not real bright, but at least they fight me on everything.
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And, I don't need an echo chamber.
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And, if you disagree with me, if you if you think I.
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I don't need people to to argue against me.
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Argue against me about that.
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You can call it five eight, six
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three minus three is the number works, but you can leave a comment below.
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And, I'd love to argue with anybody about anything.
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I wanted to argue with Brady about nauseous again.
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And also, the the light hearted, happy go lucky, easygoing Brady,
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who's more likable and happy.
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Oh, there it is.
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That's the number. And
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and compare that to the witless,
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cranky crotchety
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Brady that we got last week.
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And honestly,
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the new Brady is more
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useful to me.
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Or entertaining.
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And although I'm sure
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not as likable generally,
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I enjoyed
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and appreciated his pushing back on me.
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I do need it.
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I'm I'm reasonably self-assured now.
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I'm willing to change my mind on any topic.
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If the argument that you present is sound,
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and I'll to point out logical fallacies
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and, and and we'll get into that
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matter of fact, I'm
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going to try to one of drawers favorite words is likening.
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So I'm likening who's at the helm
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with the ideas presented by,
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popular culture and society.
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So I think you can, can do
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get in control like
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take control of, you know, who's at the helm
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by some introspection like,
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really look at you.
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What you think the the ideals you hold
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and the position you stand on is really sound.
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And if you can't argue against yourself,
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you can bring in others.
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Again, you don't need an echo chamber either.
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And you should welcome that scrutiny
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so you can get right with what is correct and true factual reality.
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And, that's that's all I want to do. So.
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So the greater picture,
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it's it's long been my view that we should just give up
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if there is this deep state shadow government or you know,
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alien overlords looking over us.
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I don't think there is such a thing.
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I think there's
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there's people in control.
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And what it looks like is they're controlling beyond their their lifespan.
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They're the life expectancy of a human.
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And I don't know a lot of people that plan for beyond their own lifetime.
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But it appears that there's
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a bigger program that we're that we're a part of.
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But, maybe the powers that be are just making it up on the fly,
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like, and flying by the seat of the pants like the rest of us. So,
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Let's let's get back to the the
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the story at hand.
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I thought there was a cycle of cataclysms, and it was a regular,
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period between each category.
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So I looked up the mass extinctions from the last year.
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And you can come here.
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You can come here last 500 million years.
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So the end of the Ordovician.
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Ordovician, era,
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it was, four, four, four, 444 million years ago,
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the late Devonian
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catastrophe was 360 million years ago.
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The end of the Permian
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catastrophe, mass extinction was 250 million years ago.
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The end of the Triassic, you might remember, is that, the world
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around the dinosaurs 250 million years ago.
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I'm sorry, 200 million years ago.
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Then there in the Cretaceous,
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was 65 million years ago.
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And that was what allowed us to thrive.
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So if you do the math on that, it was 84 million years, between 90 million years
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between 50 years, 50 million years between and 135 million years between.
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You might notice that that's not that rhythmic cycle that I was talking about.
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However, on deeper
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analysis, the Ordovician, Permian and Cretaceous ones
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were the big ones that knocked out,
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pushing darn near 90%
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of all species on the planet, wiped out three times.
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Of these five.
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And if you do the math on that, they were 174
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million years apart and 185 million years apart.
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Now you're off by millions of years.
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Certainly.
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What if
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we're swirling around the Milky Way?
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And that's the kind of timescale we're talking about
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to get all the way around, and we pass,
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whatever's causing these things,
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you know, roughly that that kind of a time period,
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that time frame right now, most of these were volcanic.
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It was our own Earth, wiping us out.
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Some of these, one of them was,
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was definitely an asteroid that hit some part of Mexico.
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But I just wanted to look
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to show you that I, I look at what I'm thinking,
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and analyze it and see if it's true or not.
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Well, guess what? It's not.
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So I was wrong, and I can accept that.
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And, we can move on and maybe,
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I'm sure you've.
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Well, I have heard these crazy stories of asking artificial intelligence.
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ChatGPT
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crazy questions.
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And the answers come back as stunning, shocking results.
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The latest one I heard was,
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when is Christmas this year?
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And the the and the response was, there will be no Christmas in 2026.
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Like, the world will end before Christmas this year.
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A lot of cults have predicted the end of the world.
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And they waited for a certain date, and the date came and went,
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and the world didn't end.
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So I'm not concerned about that happening this year.
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But, I am concerned about this happening.
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A lot of mythology tells us that,
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that someone's coming back, from the an anarchy that Jesus himself.
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And I'll tell you about anarchy.
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You're not coming back.
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No one's coming back.
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They're not, they're not they're not coming back.
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That that doesn't happen.
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But let's let's go back to the grocery store.
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That's just what I started this stupid rant about.
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And it was it was about to get good.
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So let's get back to that.
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The use of chemical pesticides and fertilizers
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has increased food production.
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Matter of fact, when I bought the farm,
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I joined this community that's 90% farmers.
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But back in the 100 years ago, 90% of the people
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had to be farmers in order to produce enough food for everybody.
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But
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but 100 years ago,
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there was no organic produce section because it was all organic.
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They didn't have chemical fertilizers and pesticides.
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So they were able to produce, produce.
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Without the use of that.
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But with the use of it,
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they were able to increase our,
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caloric output,
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by substantially per acre.
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And, a lot of the my neighbors, our industrial farmers,
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the big equipment, my uncle Bill was an industrial farmer.
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He had a giant harvester that was too wide to drive on an oval road.
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And and that's how we produce our produce.
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Well.
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Now,
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I'm not saying that, the grocery business is dishonest.
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Definitely big mainstream chain store,
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restaurants, fast food chains are gross.
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But that was a topic for a different week.
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This week we're talking about produce and the way
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we've made produce over the, not just centuries.
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I'm talking millennia now.
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Okay, let's take one example. Bananas.
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They didn't look like that nature.
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They have been so inbred that they are mutants.
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They are crazy, deformed, retarded bananas.
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They're not anything like the original bananas that that we, produce them from.
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But, corn was a North American,
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prairie grass that we,
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domestically selected,
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to to make
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what we know as corn, or they called maize.
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But no one calls that the maize.
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So we're just going to say corn. So.
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But then that was genetically modified even after 4000 years of developing it
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from a grass, which was, a grain.
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And so that brings me to grains.
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We've been taking the bran out of the wheat for
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so long now, I would bet my entire life that,
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well.
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So some people think
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getting whole wheat will knock it off.
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Some people think getting whole
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wheat bread is a solution in a healthy the they they
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it back in later like a lot of these supplements
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and the health food stores aren't even absorbable by the human body.
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So what good is it doing this if you just assume it's best right through you?
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So, so this is a good time to talk about GMOs.
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GMO stands for genetically modified organisms.
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The grossest one I heard, was
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they put fish DNA into strawberries to keep them fresher longer.
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I don't know if that's true, but it it sure is creepy.
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And I'm not.
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I'm not here to bash GMOs because
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I love the tasty, delicious, creepy fruit.
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And I don't
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want, food to be more expensive than it is now.
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And I do want everybody to be fed.
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And I, I, I appreciate the science
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and research that goes into,
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solving, world hunger.
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So, I'll, I'll continue reading my GMOs,
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and I'm fine with it.
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So, I kind of wanted to talk about the blood moon right now.
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We got all full moon.
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Oh, the blood moon got an eclipse in a few hours.
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Full lunar eclipse.
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And I kind of wanted to talk that,
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I don't pay attention to politics a lot.
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But this Iranian thing going on,
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as long as I've been aware there's been an Ayatollah,
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Ayatollah Khomeini and apparently that's no longer true.
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And I guess the Ayatollah Khomeini
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that I knew and loved
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it has been three different dudes, apparently.
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Grandfather, father, son, I didn't I didn't know that.
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So maybe I'm just an idiot.
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And so,
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I ran, Blood Moon,
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produce Younger Dryas,
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echo chamber.
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Holy. Who's at the helm?
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Happy go lucky.
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Easygoing Brady or angry Brady Rowe.
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The clip draw.
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People are gay.
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1 in 9 people are left handed.
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They say they're born that way, but it's a choice.
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Put the pen in the other hand.
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Freak show. So,
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looking for attention for your weirdo left handed lifestyle?
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Left handed people say they want to marry other left handed people.
00:27:15
Now what hand do I put the ring on? Is this legal?
00:27:17
Can I marry unicorn? I don't fucking know.
00:27:19
I worked with a guy who was left handed.
00:27:21
I wanted to work. One day. The mouse was on the wrong side.
00:27:23
I fucking threw up. I had to go home. Okay.
00:27:27
Oops.
00:27:28
Fuck, yeah. 1300.
00:27:30
That shit's on the internet. If it isn't, put it on me. Now.
00:27:32
All players left handed.
00:27:34
Osama bin laden was left handed.
00:27:36
Left handed people are fucking polar bear terrorists.
00:27:38
Why are we not dealing with this shit?
00:27:40
And then, like Simon, what does it matter to you if left handed
00:27:42
people want to marry other left handed people, how does that affect you?
00:27:44
The common, normal, right handed person
00:27:46
who is not an abomination in the eyes of the Lord?
00:27:48
Well, what you don't understand
00:27:49
is that if left handed people are allowed to marry
00:27:51
left handed people, they're going to raise their fucking kids left handed.
00:27:54
Yeah, and then shit's going to change for the norms.
00:27:57
All of a sudden, 20, 30 years now you're shaking hands with the wrong hand.
00:28:00
It's this. Hello. We're good bye.
00:28:05
I pledge allegiance to backwards land.
00:28:07
What is going on?
00:28:08
Why am I driving on the wrong side of the road now?
00:28:10
Because you're a fucking boat.
00:28:11
That's why you're dead end fucking boat.
00:28:14
Left handed people say they want equal rights.
00:28:15
Well, they're called rights, not lefts, not job.
00:28:18
So stop trying to get us to sign up to your alternative fucking lifestyle.
00:28:21
I need a special kind of can opener.
00:28:23
Get out of my country freak show, right?
00:28:25
Power.
00:28:30
Because 1 in 10 people are gay.
00:28:31
What a night. He's.
00:28:32
He stayed there.
00:28:34
Born that.
00:28:37
I am the ayatollah of rock and roll.
00:28:44
So. Yeah.
00:28:46
That wasn't the roll.
00:28:47
The clip, Brady. But, we don't have Brady.
00:28:50
But we do have Brady. Like, what's that?
00:28:52
Was a specific one.
00:28:54
Oh. Is that hold any random clip?
00:28:57
No, no, no, I went with number one.
00:28:59
I went with the clip number one. Right.
00:29:01
Number 13.
00:29:03
What was I supposed was I supposed to read that note?
00:29:05
Was there a production note left. Yes. Yes.
00:29:09
Yeah. Well, I'm,
00:29:11
read the where it says roll the clip.
00:29:14
Draw the way I said it,
00:29:17
the exact way I said it.
00:29:19
When did you say that?
00:29:21
At the end of the monologue,
00:29:24
you said number 13.
00:29:26
No, I said roll the clip. Draw.
00:29:29
Which is roll the caption.
00:29:31
Give me cut number 13. Draw the right ten.
00:29:34
Number 13.
00:29:35
I want you to produce me some cabbage, carrots and come on,
00:29:39
I want you to produce me some green beans.
00:29:41
I want you to produce me some lettuce.
00:29:45
I want you to preach me some produce.
00:29:48
I want you to produce me some produce.
00:29:51
I want you to get some carrot.
00:29:53
Some. Come on, I want you.
00:29:55
I'm just going to, like, keep going because I don't think it's.
00:29:57
I don't think it's.
00:29:57
I don't know if it's repeated, but I think it's still going right.
00:30:01
I want you to, No, no, actually, it
00:30:04
it does want to say I want you to prove me some spinach.
00:30:08
Some.
00:30:08
And, there was one with, a cute little, guinea pig that was eating a strawberry.
00:30:14
It had strawberry all on its.
00:30:16
It's it it had the whole clip, but I thought dog was cuter,
00:30:20
so I decided to use the dog one instead.
00:30:25
And we get, like,
00:30:26
messages from Brady and something like Braille or something.
00:30:31
Yeah, I believe I've got one right here.
00:30:33
He says, fuck you Gary.
00:30:35
Oh, okay. Good.
00:30:36
Brady.
00:30:37
Yeah, yeah.
00:30:37
No, no, that's that's that's a sweet sentiment.
00:30:40
And I'm glad he said that.
00:30:42
Yeah. So we can get messages from Brady.
00:30:44
Here's one right here.
00:30:45
I must first of all tell you to fuck off as hard as you can.
00:30:49
Oh okay. Yeah. That is a good one.
00:30:51
Another another good one.
00:30:53
I have
00:30:54
no a, a clan mate of mine
00:30:58
that is on the vacation with him that has an inmate. Oh.
00:31:03
Climbing class.
00:31:04
Did you mean to say classmate? And you actually slept up or.
00:31:07
Nope. This was not Freudian.
00:31:09
This was clan with a C, not K,
00:31:12
and, And.
00:31:14
Yeah. And,
00:31:17
and he or she has, full connectivity and took,
00:31:22
third place in our clan River race over the weekend. She,
00:31:28
I don't know,
00:31:29
let can we play the,
00:31:32
the where in the world is Brady?
00:31:36
Because, I mean, I know,
00:31:38
but I want to guess, God damn it.
00:31:43
What is it is probably got it labeled something stupid as fuck
00:31:47
because we know Brady.
00:31:49
He doesn't know anything.
00:31:51
Oh, he you for what?
00:31:53
You know where in the world is draw?
00:31:57
Yeah, well, this boy called in.
00:32:00
The kid didn't fly down in
00:32:03
Dunedin.
00:32:03
Are you in with TSA about it?
00:32:06
Is that explain to tell the story hits a truck like that clears up where
00:32:11
he's been.
00:32:13
But the loudest thing about him is the closet that he's in.
00:32:17
Well, tell me, where in the world Georgia drew.
00:32:22
Yo, Georgia.
00:32:24
Well, here's Brady.
00:32:26
Hey, everyone checked out this incredible view.
00:32:27
The ocean is so clear and the waves are perfect.
00:32:30
Just perfect.
00:32:31
Hey, everyone, check out this incredible resort.
00:32:33
The beach is amazing.
00:32:34
You look at those waves and the beautiful ocean.
00:32:36
It's.
00:32:38
What the hell is that? My day.
00:32:40
This is. Shake this down.
00:32:42
We're under attack.
00:32:45
He's. We came through.
00:32:46
Oh, no. You're wrong.
00:32:47
Oh, no.
00:32:49
Yeah, he's in there.
00:32:51
I ran and ran, I ran, he run.
00:32:53
He ran, I ran. Iran.
00:32:56
Iran eroded.
00:32:58
Nope.
00:32:59
Iran. I think it's called eroded now.
00:33:02
But yeah, that's it. It really is.
00:33:05
Well, people have problems with my pronounce realizations.
00:33:09
Two notable ones are instead of, say, Neanderthal,
00:33:12
I say Neanderthal because it's, French.
00:33:16
That's how the assholes pronounce it. Yeah.
00:33:18
And, Cro-Magnon.
00:33:21
I say Cro-Magnon, I say Cro-Magnon.
00:33:25
Oh, like Magnum Pi.
00:33:27
Yeah, like Magnum condoms.
00:33:28
It just sounds more official, you know.
00:33:31
Oh. Oh, Magnum. Yeah, right. Chrome. Magnum.
00:33:34
It's like. Right?
00:33:35
Yeah. No, no, I'm with you.
00:33:37
I'm with you 100%.
00:33:38
So you notice I'm sucking up to my my standard producer.
00:33:43
Yeah, I wore it,
00:33:46
I did not I wish I knew, I wish I knew a Star Trek quote I throw in it.
00:33:50
Yeah, but,
00:33:52
make a
00:33:54
made with it
00:33:56
first V prosper.
00:33:59
Yeah.
00:33:59
See, resistance is.
00:34:04
I've got a bad feeling about this.
00:34:06
I don't know who beat me up.
00:34:10
Wookie. No way.
00:34:12
Who's that?
00:34:14
No, no, no.
00:34:15
Okay. Oh, Myrtle Beach, I don't know.
00:34:17
There's a weird blue light that looks like ducted instead of duck.
00:34:21
Yeah. Are you in Myrtle Beach?
00:34:24
At Myrtle Beach?
00:34:25
My light went out.
00:34:27
I had a light on the balcony.
00:34:28
Well, that's probably because of the bomb
00:34:29
to go to the closest power plant or something.
00:34:35
So. Which.
00:34:36
So this place, it's a third world country because it's got limited light sources.
00:34:43
Yeah.
00:34:43
See, the lights go out.
00:34:44
At the time, he was attending church earlier.
00:34:46
That's one of the,
00:34:48
that's why the lights were off.
00:34:49
You know, this is this is why finally, we ship radio off to a retirement community.
00:34:54
Stop talking about time.
00:34:55
Send all your joggers.
00:34:57
Said, oh, yeah. Oh, go on, I was right.
00:35:00
I'm taking his account.
00:35:02
This lady right now is saying that a lie.
00:35:03
Well, not to protect them from anything from. But.
00:35:10
They're literally bring their
00:35:14
wives. Not any.
00:35:16
I'm. Wow. If you heard about that.
00:35:19
No. No bomb can reach us because Allah protects us.
00:35:22
And then, half a second later.
00:35:25
Hey. Bomb there.
00:35:25
Were you upgrading your base before my turn?
00:35:28
Said, oh, you said oh, yeah. How cool.
00:35:31
How can you get us?
00:35:33
I mean, he's he's beautiful right now. True.
00:35:35
So red is not blue.
00:35:36
Blue is not red or darker green and blue.
00:35:40
You know, that's not.
00:35:45
Oh, okay.
00:35:46
I've given your live at 13 clues.
00:35:49
Yeah, I thought I thought we were gonna.
00:35:51
We don't know where you are.
00:35:53
Savannah Guthrie or whatever
00:35:55
name as the mom, I thought we're gonna have to do a search party.
00:35:59
Arlo Guthrie.
00:36:00
Yeah, we have to check your, nest cameras, see where you are.
00:36:05
I gotta get another beer.
00:36:07
Oh, my goodness, you never drink.
00:36:10
Yeah. You know, they drink weed in Mexico.
00:36:13
Yeah, there is
00:36:14
good luck, dude.
00:36:16
Early legal in Mexico?
00:36:18
Not at all.
00:36:19
Isn't everything legal in Mexico?
00:36:21
Well, not legally.
00:36:24
Oh, that's not legally legal.
00:36:27
I mean, it's probably everywhere, but not here.
00:36:30
I think they get in serious trouble because I walk up to, you know,
00:36:32
like anybody that I can think of when they say the same thing.
00:36:35
Oh, no. No, gringo. No, no no no, no.
00:36:37
You think you're a cop?
00:36:38
That's why are you dressed like, right.
00:36:40
Like you look like.
00:36:43
And you're.
00:36:44
I assure you, I don't.
00:36:45
I don't look like the cops.
00:36:46
One, I don't have white in your lane, and I don't have a machine gun
00:36:50
in your police blue fucking vest.
00:36:53
Tank top.
00:36:54
And you're fuckin aviator sunglasses.
00:36:57
Excuse me, sir, can I stop you for a minute?
00:37:01
Do you have marijuana, sir? Do you have any marijuana?
00:37:02
And then I was just like, oh, shit.
00:37:04
Where some white guys asked me about drugs.
00:37:06
I gotta run.
00:37:08
We're in Hotel Arizona or some shit like that.
00:37:11
So we get when we go into the city, I'll find something.
00:37:13
They probably think you're, American.
00:37:15
You find.
00:37:17
I saw the dildo bowl.
00:37:20
Yeah, they sell balls.
00:37:21
They also. We have balls.
00:37:22
I have a bowl, a lighter. I'm ready to go.
00:37:24
Oh, I thought that was.
00:37:25
This is clit tickler.
00:37:27
It kind of.
00:37:28
It's dual purpose.
00:37:29
It's my wife's, so I so I bought it.
00:37:32
You can smuggle it here. Smuggle it home.
00:37:34
Are you sure?
00:37:35
You sure to put something in inside the frame to for like, size reference?
00:37:40
I did not buy it.
00:37:43
Oh, you found it?
00:37:44
No, I was just in the shop.
00:37:46
I said, excuse me, can you I can I can I take a picture?
00:37:49
This.
00:37:50
Oh way, you giant turkey.
00:37:54
And she still wanted to charge you.
00:37:55
I'm sure I would know ten bucks.
00:37:58
Any anything tenuous?
00:37:59
The allergy to anything or anything?
00:38:01
Anything at all. Anything.
00:38:03
I got all kinds of. I got all kinds of Mexican stories.
00:38:05
But I'm going to save them.
00:38:07
Okay? Mexican stories.
00:38:10
You're appropriating their stories, too?
00:38:12
Yeah.
00:38:12
Okay.
00:38:15
You're a piece of shit.
00:38:16
You're a real piece of shit, bro.
00:38:18
These balconies are like two prairie, you know?
00:38:20
So I have a very small one.
00:38:21
I didn't see my neighbor's light on this thing.
00:38:24
There it is.
00:38:26
Actually. Cool.
00:38:26
Yeah. It looks it looks uncircumcised.
00:38:29
What do you mean? You should be quiet. What are you talking about? You did a party?
00:38:33
Yeah, the party's at.
00:38:34
I'm going to. I'll walk around in the back over here.
00:38:35
I gotta be really quiet.
00:38:37
You here to take the dick bowl? The dick?
00:38:40
Yeah.
00:38:41
There's. So. So I wanted to do a cut.
00:38:43
It's a beautiful cut.
00:38:45
There's no question that's a dick. Right?
00:38:47
None. None whatsoever.
00:38:49
No, I mean, even has.
00:38:51
Look at the bowl.
00:38:52
Even has, like a little indent where the balls are.
00:38:56
Oh, you're so fascinated about the.
00:38:58
Not so. I have a friend that has a bowl.
00:39:00
It's just a glass bowl with, like, dye paint on it.
00:39:04
It looks like it was blown glass bowls normal, but the end is shaped
00:39:07
like a mushroom for some reason. And he's always like, you're hit this.
00:39:10
And I'm like, no, I'm not putting no, I'm out.
00:39:12
So the reason I took a picture of
00:39:14
is because I asked him if he wanted to buy it,
00:39:15
because it's right up his alley, if you know what I mean.
00:39:18
But and this, this person
00:39:21
happens to be a son of somebody, you know, that used to hold this golf tournaments.
00:39:26
Son of saying, yeah.
00:39:28
Does it say by the same name?
00:39:30
That's not that's all I'm going to say.
00:39:32
I'm not going to say wrong under the deal.
00:39:34
Throw him. No. Throw him. He's thrown.
00:39:37
And I wish you guys could see the ocean.
00:39:40
There's another hand.
00:39:42
Just play like you don't know. Maybe.
00:39:43
Oh, I can't, I can't see the ocean. I can see it.
00:39:46
Oh I think oh, Arizona, Arizona.
00:39:49
It's landlocked.
00:39:50
I love this one because that's why we can't see the ocean.
00:39:53
That's a good guess.
00:39:54
Let me give you one clue. Arkansas.
00:39:56
Okay, okay. Is this a country?
00:39:58
The whole country does not put toilet paper down the toilet.
00:40:03
The customer is to put it in the trash.
00:40:06
Canada. Oh,
00:40:08
yeah.
00:40:08
George got it.
00:40:10
He. You just beat me to it.
00:40:12
Now, can you just put maple sirup on your ass and pull it off
00:40:15
like a Mexican?
00:40:17
Let me repeat that.
00:40:19
Every toilet smells like shit because customary.
00:40:22
You're not supposed to put dirty toilet paper down the toilet.
00:40:26
You are to put it in the trash and next to the toilet.
00:40:30
Florida.
00:40:31
Because the Mexican pipes are so small they cannot handle toilet paper,
00:40:35
not even Scott. Single plot.
00:40:37
When you say Mexican pipes, I'm thinking Venezuela, you guys. Man.
00:40:41
Holy Southern California.
00:40:44
I've narrowed it down.
00:40:45
Now I feel like Texas or I feel it's stupid.
00:40:47
Oh, dude, you got to see this.
00:40:50
I don't enjoy this.
00:40:51
I just dropped something.
00:40:53
I think you're doing that.
00:40:54
You enjoy the single moment leading up to that Tallahassee.
00:40:59
Tallahassee?
00:41:00
That's how that's pronounced.
00:41:02
Oh, go, man.
00:41:05
Chrome Magnum.
00:41:06
I got a chrome magnum, motherfucker.
00:41:07
I'll shoot your ass.
00:41:09
Oh, yeah?
00:41:10
Yeah, the chrome Magnum, man with a chrome magnetized with the camera.
00:41:14
I want a chrome magnum.
00:41:15
Man with chrome Magnum.
00:41:16
Say that ten times as.
00:41:19
Magnum man with a chrome magnum.
00:41:20
How do I change?
00:41:22
No, I Brady, I knew your connection was fine
00:41:25
because I saw a destroyer almost beat
00:41:30
my friggin, river race battles.
00:41:34
Almost beat.
00:41:34
I'm still first and second.
00:41:38
How much of them long distance charges?
00:41:40
I like roaming?
00:41:42
Whoa, buddy, I know the camera's
00:41:44
all fuzzy, but I'm looking at something right now.
00:41:47
There's a camera. Oh, shit. Let's make you fullscreen.
00:41:49
I don't know how to do that shit, but, my camera is not fuzzy.
00:41:51
I just am it on the.
00:41:54
You won't be able to know.
00:41:57
Tell me what the fuck you like.
00:41:58
So I'm the producer here?
00:42:00
Yeah, I'm telling you what.
00:42:02
What you doing?
00:42:05
Which one is you? Yeah.
00:42:06
So far playing picture in picture purple. One.
00:42:10
Hang up.
00:42:10
Can I have you up here? He's red.
00:42:12
You're blue and I'm purple.
00:42:14
What, are you, gay?
00:42:16
I thought we change chairs today.
00:42:19
Oh, there it is.
00:42:21
I thought I could make it go, yeah, I don't know.
00:42:24
For whatever reason, the solo links aren't there.
00:42:25
Just click on the top where the director is.
00:42:27
You know, the the color square in the top.
00:42:30
Right now it's on auto.
00:42:31
Make sure you click though.
00:42:34
I don't want to fuck with that.
00:42:36
No. Just listen. Click.
00:42:36
I don't like the colors because I don't like the color.
00:42:38
The highlight.
00:42:39
You click on purple, it'll highlight me.
00:42:42
Not because I'm okay, but oh okay now.
00:42:44
Oh wrong one. None of the purple is me.
00:42:48
You're already a fucking liar. See?
00:42:50
You ruined everything. Hang on.
00:42:53
Oh, okay, I see,
00:42:55
I see now just just go to hell for ditto.
00:42:59
You're muted.
00:43:00
There we go. Back.
00:43:03
Radio is new to make sure you I'm sure you.
00:43:07
The hell you said go to hell.
00:43:08
But I'm already here.
00:43:09
Hell Michigan.
00:43:10
Oh Michigan.
00:43:11
You're at home. Michigan 80.
00:43:14
Darn it.
00:43:15
Ooh, that's pretty good.
00:43:17
Yeah.
00:43:18
Because how did you get the reference?
00:43:21
And that means just.
00:43:24
It was just my blue.
00:43:27
And there's.
00:43:30
Oh. Was that.
00:43:32
Did you see a I know, I see balls, those balls.
00:43:35
Those other balls definitely look like balls.
00:43:38
It looks like one of those things where you get to show us
00:43:40
a picture of the moon and the ballsack hairs dangling out.
00:43:49
TikTok.
00:43:52
Yay! We get to see
00:43:53
where we're, like, on vacation with video.
00:43:56
Don't know how you guys feel.
00:43:58
Do something. Be entertaining.
00:44:01
Oh my God, just do a little dance for us.
00:44:04
Dance.
00:44:04
You know how I feel.
00:44:05
And we're just like, everyone's just like, oh, do you do the thing?
00:44:07
Do you do do do do do the blue thing.
00:44:09
Do do do do do the in your thing I guess
00:44:14
I guess I love your face.
00:44:18
So, No,
00:44:20
I'm telling you, there's some broken crazy more entertaining than happy
00:44:25
go lucky friendly Brady did those bombs that hit,
00:44:29
that pool or what?
00:44:33
I do splashed around a bit.
00:44:34
I think. The pool. I think the pool spared.
00:44:37
It's true. He's cutting out.
00:44:38
They must have got the cell signal.
00:44:41
Oh, yeah.
00:44:43
Oh. Scary.
00:44:44
That's actually not a joke,
00:44:46
right?
00:44:47
I know, no, he's in a third world country.
00:44:50
It's like a drug cartel just kidnaped that and very.
00:44:55
You didn't you?
00:44:56
Did you watch now,
00:44:58
I've seen the Super Bowl.
00:45:00
Yeah. We're all America.
00:45:03
We're all over the country.
00:45:04
What are you talking about? Yeah, we're all America.
00:45:05
What do you talk about?
00:45:06
Third world country?
00:45:10
I think I'm being offensive
00:45:12
just because Mexico's not considered third world.
00:45:18
They're not the.
00:45:19
No, no.
00:45:20
The like the third richest person in North America lives in Mexico.
00:45:25
Yeah.
00:45:25
Because they move there because of Trump.
00:45:28
Well, yeah.
00:45:33
And he's Mexico.
00:45:34
They didn't want to go to Mexico.
00:45:39
Yeah.
00:45:39
It's funny.
00:45:40
There was a lot of, it was that, there was a news story
00:45:42
that there was a lot of, Canadians that normally vacation to the United States.
00:45:48
And so they were like, well, fuck Trump.
00:45:50
We don't like what's going on, what's going on over there with ice.
00:45:52
So they vacationed in Mexico.
00:45:54
And that was there was a lot of people that were stranded
00:45:58
over there.
00:46:00
Oh. No issues, no, no issues getting in.
00:46:03
And, you know, any foreseeable issues getting out.
00:46:05
Did you see anything that looked like it was
00:46:08
part of a war, or is that
00:46:12
just a checkpoint?
00:46:13
Before we came to the hotel
00:46:15
with was she was the it was just extra secure or what?
00:46:19
No. It's always I think it's always there to protect the hotel. The.
00:46:23
Oh, oh you're in a resort community.
00:46:26
I mean, you know. Yeah, you're just paying off the cartels.
00:46:28
Anyway, I stay there by for detail.
00:46:34
Why? Somebody is leaving.
00:46:36
No, no.
00:46:36
He said he'll be right back. Why?
00:46:40
Well, he's, going through a drug checkpoint.
00:46:44
Oh, you guys are both muted.
00:46:46
Oh I know I'm going through. Yeah.
00:46:48
You don't need to say that.
00:46:50
You just just let it just keep going.
00:46:52
You know don't just no no you're not Muted draw
00:46:56
no good.
00:46:57
They are.
00:46:57
Now you're Muted good.
00:46:59
That's why you're over. You.
00:47:01
Did you happen to
00:47:04
I'm Muted.
00:47:06
Listen did you happen to notice
00:47:09
that the friggin monologue was a half hour long.
00:47:13
No no no I was brilliant.
00:47:15
Well thank you it was a half hour long.
00:47:18
No it wasn't it was like 28 minutes.
00:47:21
No it wasn't, but yeah, this this resort has the worst.
00:47:24
Worst? Like it's only 1047.
00:47:26
We don't want it.
00:47:27
Don't works in my room.
00:47:28
But I want
00:47:31
it works in your room. But.
00:47:33
Oh, yeah, it doesn't work.
00:47:35
No, no, it's, Oh.
00:47:39
Oh, fuck. You.
00:47:44
You can hear.
00:47:44
I'm just going.
00:47:46
Listen, slowly.
00:47:47
Brady clips the rest of the night, and I've been in a basement
00:47:51
with a lot of guys for a long time.
00:47:53
He had electro power's out.
00:47:56
What do you supposed to do when you come?
00:48:02
By you, a crazy gay outfit.
00:48:04
Put on ice skates and dancing and ice shock.
00:48:07
I blew Frosty's whistle.
00:48:10
I like it,
00:48:11
I really could listen to Brady clips all night.
00:48:14
We touched children.
00:48:16
We do.
00:48:17
We really do, we do.
00:48:20
I agree with you, but we're both wrong.
00:48:24
Man, no shoving in my ass.
00:48:27
Oh, you know what?
00:48:29
If I don't know, I know as soon as I put it in my fucking mouth.
00:48:32
Wow. Okay,
00:48:34
so that's two things that I did that were gay.
00:48:38
Yeah, absolutely.
00:48:39
My daughter and parents came and.
00:48:43
Yeah, they did.
00:48:44
You want to do the kid?
00:48:45
Yeah, I do
00:48:47
the nice 12 inch one.
00:48:48
That would have fit perfect.
00:48:50
Yeah, it would have fit.
00:48:51
Nobody would ever watch this.
00:48:54
Oh. Watch this.
00:48:57
No way
00:48:59
I could possibly be gay.
00:49:02
Duh. Yeah.
00:49:05
You want to do the kids?
00:49:05
Yeah, that's a demographic.
00:49:06
We're kind of 11 or 9.
00:49:10
And they were like 11 and nine,
00:49:13
and they came.
00:49:16
Up oh oh.
00:49:18
An 11 year old and a nine year old.
00:49:20
It's kind of like 120.
00:49:21
Yes, yes, but it was my penis.
00:49:23
Not there was nothing in my ass either.
00:49:26
I don't know if that makes any better.
00:49:27
Baby.
00:49:31
This is ridiculous.
00:49:32
I was molesting another 11 and nine and 11 year old,
00:49:35
but it was my penis and and nothing was about.
00:49:38
Yeah, so, officer, you need to let me go.
00:49:41
Normally at this point in the show,
00:49:44
I would ask Brady to run one of my clips, but, like
00:49:49
you, just in order to, like, do a number two.
00:49:51
Next, make a number two. No, no. Number one.
00:49:53
Just tell me what it is.
00:49:56
I got names.
00:49:58
I don't remember.
00:50:00
Oh. Do sandwich then.
00:50:02
Okay. Which one? There's two of them.
00:50:04
You're good.
00:50:05
You're your bread or the first one or it is.
00:50:10
We have to save your bread. So good.
00:50:14
We have to save it. But the candy one. Yeah.
00:50:17
Your bread actually. Earbuds.
00:50:19
Eraser candy. One, two.
00:50:22
There's no produce.
00:50:23
And either way, sandwiches.
00:50:25
Yeah.
00:50:26
For a second there I'm like why don't we have a sandwich.
00:50:28
One for me a sandwich guys.
00:50:30
Okay, well here.
00:50:33
For me
00:50:36
that's fucking delicious okay a fucking I hate you.
00:50:39
I fucking love you. Not
00:50:41
I look so young.
00:50:42
You make you sandwich.
00:50:43
Oh, sorry for sandwiches.
00:50:45
What is it?
00:50:45
Was your fix or fuck sandwiches? Stupid.
00:50:48
Fresh. Delicious. Tasty.
00:50:51
Meaty turkey filled cold cut combo.
00:50:57
Oh, my. Blood sugar rising.
00:50:59
Just watching this diabetes.
00:51:00
Take the wheel and run off with it.
00:51:02
I'm okay with that. I'm not.
00:51:04
I'm so. It's.
00:51:06
Oh, what about takes a real and run off with it.
00:51:10
Like, is that what you do with the wheel is run on sugar right.
00:51:16
So it's ice cream.
00:51:17
Whipped cream, fucking candy.
00:51:21
Rolo. Like a fucking Frito. Like a burrito.
00:51:24
Like a margarita.
00:51:25
Well, that's why slice, I ask you, like, again.
00:51:28
Kind of blew my mind when we found out hot dogs are,
00:51:32
in fact, by definition, sandwiches.
00:51:35
And that kind of opened the door for tacos and burritos.
00:51:39
So I'm wondering, is this a sandwich?
00:51:44
Well, it kind of blew my mind.
00:51:46
It kind of blew my mind
00:51:47
when those studies came out of how much arsenic is in candy.
00:51:51
Does that apply for all sugared treats or
00:51:54
just children's candy?
00:51:57
Wait,
00:51:59
is there adult candy?
00:52:03
What are you talking about?
00:52:05
Or the arsenic thing?
00:52:07
Yeah, well, no, no, I know about the arsenic thing.
00:52:09
I think it's it's in certain, like, Brady was very specific.
00:52:14
It was like.
00:52:14
Yeah, one of the ones was in the nerds gummy clusters.
00:52:16
I actually ate one earlier. Yeah, purposely.
00:52:19
And joked, even though it's I've had Chuck,
00:52:22
I've also had the the well, the A New year came out.
00:52:25
The last time I had one was it was Halloween last year.
00:52:28
So I figured, okay, I've done my allotment for the year with that one.
00:52:32
What I assume it's like good and plenty
00:52:35
and all the like the gummy chewy
00:52:38
candies, the starburst that the.
00:52:42
I don't know that nerds gummy one is a newer candy.
00:52:45
It is that that's number one. Like it's.
00:52:47
So you would think that this would be like older candy that's,
00:52:51
you know, maybe got old ways about it grandfathered in.
00:52:54
Yeah, it's weird because even like the Welch's,
00:52:57
snacks like I would buy them just because they're, they're good.
00:53:01
But, my, my, girlfriend would buy them for her nieces, and I
00:53:05
just, like, I haven't had them in, like,
00:53:07
a couple years, and, like, I was just looking and they looked funny.
00:53:11
Funny, colored, like, washed out. And I was like, looking.
00:53:13
I'm like, I bet you they did something. It's like. Yeah.
00:53:15
And now with natural colors and it's like, at what point
00:53:20
like was this why was this not acceptable before?
00:53:23
And at what point are people going to be paid?
00:53:26
Like, I think there should be some kind of school fund
00:53:28
where they have to pay a bunch of money because there's no reason
00:53:30
why they needed to put these bright dyes other than to entice people
00:53:34
to buy your dumb fucking product, which is fucking killing them.
00:53:37
So I feel like somebody should make it red.
00:53:39
Eminem's altogether,
00:53:41
I don't know, but the there was nothing wrong with the color
00:53:44
of these gummies, but there was a stark difference to what they used to look like.
00:53:48
And it's like, okay, so why was that acceptable before?
00:53:51
Who said that was acceptable?
00:53:53
Why weren't we doing this before,
00:53:56
and what kind of consequences are there from it, you know,
00:54:00
to the humans being and to the people selling that, you know,
00:54:03
made a bunch of money off of that shit? I think it's kind of dumb.
00:54:06
I think it was Brady that opened her eyes to the fact
00:54:08
there are microplastics in her semen.
00:54:12
I mean, even when it comes to this, this looks like I don't know
00:54:14
if this is something that, you know,
00:54:15
it looks like they know what they're doing here.
00:54:17
This is a product that they sell.
00:54:19
I'm assuming this is probably meant to be shared and, you know, split between,
00:54:23
I don't know, 100 people because, you know, like calories per no.
00:54:27
I want to deep fry it, eat the whole thing.
00:54:29
I know. Right. Deep fry that.
00:54:30
Yeah.
00:54:31
Just keep it on, and then smash it and then.
00:54:34
And then make a pizza on top of it.
00:54:36
Yep, yep. And was talking. Okay.
00:54:39
And then when you take that pizza and you put a bunch of ice cream in it,
00:54:43
and you put some whipped cream
00:54:44
and then you roll it up into a burrito, and then you cut the burrito in half
00:54:49
plate,
00:54:50
and then you smash it and you put the pizza on top of it,
00:54:53
and then you put ice cream in the cream down.
00:54:58
I wonder how many times you could do that.
00:55:00
You just smash it down, remade it's magic
00:55:03
and scoop.
00:55:06
I a I feel like I'm on an endless loop.
00:55:11
Where's Brady when you need him?
00:55:16
Not that I need them, but
00:55:18
just asking if I do need them.
00:55:23
Oh, see, I should have known that.
00:55:25
Roll the clip drawer
00:55:28
should have been the first clip.
00:55:29
I get it.
00:55:34
Well, since
00:55:35
nobody's here, I'm here to see if I can find the bumper.
00:55:38
Here it is. Oh,
00:55:40
me. Like, oh, my. Oh.
00:55:46
Geez, I seriously
00:55:49
smashing in the windshield like I'm worried about Monday.
00:55:58
What the fuck?
00:55:59
Oh, I never clicked it.
00:56:01
But say hello to my little friend Susie.
00:56:04
A little friend.
00:56:06
Oh, look at the camera.
00:56:09
He's you.
00:56:10
My spot is the same goddamn dog
00:56:14
interrupts the goddamn podcast every goddamn week,
00:56:17
and we're supposed to go, oh, oh, goddamn dog,
00:56:22
he's just a baby!
00:56:25
The goddamn dog!
00:56:28
I think we should start doing
00:56:30
melting butter.
00:56:37
Oh, yeah. Oh.
00:56:38
This is. Yeah, my Rube Goldberg machine.
00:56:41
This is so good.
00:56:43
It the.
00:57:01
Mean you.
00:57:07
Oh. I don't ever like.
00:57:16
I don't like the crust.
00:57:17
Part of it is gonna. Yeah.
00:57:21
That's what the.
00:57:23
Yeah.
00:57:26
That was for the.
00:57:31
First.
00:57:47
So every time he wants another slice.
00:57:49
Yeah.
00:57:50
And then the whole process repeats.
00:57:53
How did he get his glass back?
00:57:55
He had to reach over the table.
00:57:57
No, it fills up.
00:58:00
And then what?
00:58:02
How does he get it again?
00:58:02
Something happens, and then the baby.
00:58:05
But he ends up back with it again when he drinks it at the end.
00:58:08
I know, I know, there's there's a few,
00:58:13
Tricks to to doing something like this.
00:58:15
There's a few tricks.
00:58:17
Yes, there are
00:58:19
just a few.
00:58:20
Yeah.
00:58:21
I love your Grover.
00:58:24
And I miss a good break.
00:58:28
I just.
00:58:31
I can see where we.
00:58:33
I can hold up.
00:58:36
Are you in Puerto Rico?
00:58:38
I'll take you home.
00:58:42
Oh. Are you on the international spring stage
00:58:45
to Albuquerque, New Mexico?
00:58:48
Yeah.
00:58:48
It's landlocked.
00:58:49
I'm on.
00:58:53
Because that's the whole moon.
00:58:55
Oh, that's just the light.
00:58:58
That's the full moon.
00:58:59
Is there, though?
00:58:59
Yeah, because there's one of the planets that are in line.
00:59:01
What's what the.
00:59:02
Nothing like I even look, I tried to look up pictures of like, oh, the planets.
00:59:06
I didn't find anything. All that fun was people talking about it.
00:59:08
And then it happened and no one gave a shit.
00:59:10
I heard we're going to be able to see the lunar eclipse at 4 a.m..
00:59:15
Yes. Good day.
00:59:17
You changed it for me.
00:59:19
But really it's not.
00:59:22
I'll go up and get more.
00:59:23
I just don't want to. Yeah,
00:59:25
that's the National.
00:59:28
Isn't your.
00:59:30
What?
00:59:30
Your Brady.
00:59:33
You're you're on view.
00:59:35
Oh no. Maybe he could offer.
00:59:37
Maybe they they could offer.
00:59:41
Maybe he muted us.
00:59:42
Yeah.
00:59:44
No he can still hear us okay.
00:59:45
Well he's flipping me off.
00:59:49
Here.
00:59:49
Well so I'm ready.
00:59:51
Ready.
00:59:52
And I think it's going
00:59:54
knock off your case now sir and give me corona cervezas please.
00:59:59
Cerveza
01:00:01
I need tequila.
01:00:03
Every other burrito, every other Mexican drop.
01:00:07
Oh, wow.
01:00:11
Oh, come.
01:00:13
There it is.
01:00:13
So are you. There?
01:00:16
You're not.
01:00:17
You're not checking out any of the ancient sites that are in Mexico,
01:00:22
checking out Mexico.
01:00:24
So, yeah, human research
01:00:27
looks ancient.
01:00:36
The Great Pyramid of Giza is 13 acres
01:00:41
and some pyramids, 40 bigger built wider.
01:00:45
Yeah. Not all.
01:00:47
Oh, no no, no, it's
01:00:50
it's a good 400ft, but not for 80 or whatever.
01:00:55
The Great Pyramid is.
01:00:59
What do you drink?
01:00:59
I'm so.
01:01:00
I'm so proud of Brady drinking. Oh.
01:01:03
All right.
01:01:04
Are you drinking?
01:01:06
Got it on there.
01:01:06
The last time you drank on our podcast, it was our drinking game show.
01:01:10
Are you drinking, modelo?
01:01:12
I got so know I'm got.
01:01:15
I like clubs on I love them Brady goes in and out.
01:01:20
Yeah.
01:01:20
Oh, yeah.
01:01:21
I've had sex with a woman but to. But
01:01:27
It doesn't do so impossible.
01:01:28
Yeah. I've had blood leaking out of my anus.
01:01:32
I've never had that.
01:01:34
Oh, yeah.
01:01:34
Double dildo in order to have sex. But.
01:01:36
But just my opinion.
01:01:38
Okay.
01:01:39
Speaking of gross, blood coming out of your anus.
01:01:43
That's gross.
01:01:44
Oh, wait, that was nasty.
01:01:46
What are we doing this week? Produce?
01:01:48
I missed this meeting, so, Well,
01:01:51
I we had a bunch of production,
01:01:54
a production. This is a production.
01:01:56
We're missing a producer.
01:01:58
I noticed that, when you produce, like production, you don't produce.
01:02:04
So we have to come up with, like, a physical product.
01:02:09
Yeah. Sometimes you have results.
01:02:11
Like when you produce, you can produce results
01:02:15
like a scientific experiment.
01:02:18
You can produce.
01:02:21
Results?
01:02:22
Yeah.
01:02:23
Yeah,
01:02:25
yeah, you can produce stuff based on something else.
01:02:27
Yeah. Right.
01:02:29
You can produce something that doesn't actually, tangibly exist.
01:02:32
I just thought the idea of, like,
01:02:35
being a songwriter and like, writing a song and selling a song,
01:02:37
a you're, like, literally selling nothing like you.
01:02:39
I mean, like, there's there's nothing there.
01:02:41
You mean like, it's like when you're selling that you're.
01:02:44
You mean like it's interesting concept, right?
01:02:46
Like it is. It's,
01:02:48
It's weird. Right?
01:02:50
Yeah. Right.
01:02:50
Well, and we've kind of shifted position, so like, I took three months off
01:02:54
last summer and, and you kind of took the big boy chair,
01:02:58
but the, the monologuing thing is that kind of your deal
01:03:02
today you have to step in is in the, the, the one chair as a producer.
01:03:07
And I've always thought executive producer is kind of like,
01:03:12
you know, when they take a normal car and then put the sport like by the name
01:03:17
and it's just, a cheap way to get more money for an inferior product?
01:03:23
I think executive producers are more hands off
01:03:27
and then they're not really interested.
01:03:30
They're kind of like the financial backer or or just, more important person.
01:03:36
So they get the executive of like, but the producers really produce that thing.
01:03:41
But the executive producer is from a little more of a point here.
01:03:47
Gary.
01:03:47
My point here, Gary, is that
01:03:51
I feel like more of an executive producer sport,
01:03:55
what is right now or just in general.
01:03:58
Oh, well,
01:03:59
mostly all the time.
01:04:03
Like, I mean, I have no idea.
01:04:06
I was, a producer sport.
01:04:09
Yeah, you're the whole idea.
01:04:11
Yeah, yeah. No no no, no, I'm the host.
01:04:13
But we've been kind of like shows with the most.
01:04:16
Right?
01:04:16
Right. No, no, I'm the face of the franchise.
01:04:18
The leader of the crew.
01:04:20
Transformed from the norm by the nuclear goo
01:04:23
ninja.
01:04:24
Ninja rap.
01:04:27
Thanks for the danger, Turtle.
01:04:28
It's ninja turtles.
01:04:29
I just played the Ninja Turtle game on.
01:04:31
Easy. Run over this, Nintendo.
01:04:35
Like Super Game Pack, which has like 4000 games on it.
01:04:41
Which is, by the way, how many years
01:04:43
that we've been manipulating corn or thousand?
01:04:48
I look that up.
01:04:48
I thinking like 200, but no, it's 4000.
01:04:53
That's how long you get current corn.
01:04:56
No. Says, an AI search algorithm.
01:05:03
I looked up that.
01:05:05
That's it for today. I mean,
01:05:08
where is it?
01:05:08
Oh, yeah. But,
01:05:11
yeah.
01:05:13
Well, I, I, I don't see too, too many links.
01:05:16
So what did you look up?
01:05:19
Oh, the links are great.
01:05:23
The etymology of produce
01:05:26
entomology
01:05:28
etymology etymology
01:05:30
entomology etymology not.
01:05:34
And it could also be. It could also be entomology as well.
01:05:37
Can it at etymology technically
01:05:40
entomology I for is someone about eating.
01:05:44
Technically, I think entomology is some.
01:05:47
Oh, let's look at the picture.
01:05:53
Entomology.
01:05:54
Scientific study of insects and the relationship with humans.
01:05:56
Okay, never mind.
01:05:59
No, you can eat insects.
01:06:01
Some people consider gross, but that was a different show.
01:06:05
And etymology is a study of the origin of words.
01:06:07
Yeah. Okay. All right. Yeah, that's what I was talking about.
01:06:10
So yeah, I know, but it's from the Latin to lead.
01:06:19
So CRO is lead in front.
01:06:25
Yeah. And,
01:06:29
yeah.
01:06:29
Yeah, yeah.
01:06:31
Yeah.
01:06:32
Play one of my learning.
01:06:34
Okay. Let's do the the bread. The redhead.
01:06:37
Now, here's is a little we got last week.
01:06:40
Last week I, I called myself out and said instead of paying attention
01:06:45
to what's going on and being outraged at what's not right in the world,
01:06:50
I, I immersed myself in mindless entertainment
01:06:56
and started bingeing
01:06:58
Taskmaster, which is a British show
01:07:01
that they still haven't made into a, an American show yet.
01:07:05
But I would make a great taskmaster, and we should probably start one.
01:07:09
But, roll a clip.
01:07:10
Brady, you master the task.
01:07:13
It's 13 minutes long. What do you expect? What do you want?
01:07:15
Let's just get to the dessert sandwich.
01:07:19
And there's a twist in these spikes.
01:07:23
Okay, here's three minutes.
01:07:25
Right.
01:07:26
Chocolate spread.
01:07:27
Goodness.
01:07:28
Okay, this is the orange juice making sandwich.
01:07:30
Chocolate oranges. Fuck, yeah.
01:07:33
Oh, Nadia teller, see you.
01:07:35
She needs to do some more dynamic than just white bread.
01:07:37
Three minutes.
01:07:38
Right. She should just use.
01:07:41
Oh, wait, that was like redeeming m.
01:07:44
That was maybe like some, see why people get stressed out when these cookies.
01:07:49
Marshmallow, red velvet or some shit rolling in stressful.
01:07:54
You just wait for those.
01:07:59
Fat to me.
01:08:00
Now smash it down. Japanese pagoda.
01:08:02
Put some ice cream in it.
01:08:04
Can I give you some whipped cream and then make a burrito out of that for me? Yes.
01:08:08
Thank you.
01:08:10
Here's the twist.
01:08:13
Eat next to the fastest ones.
01:08:22
What I'm doing now
01:08:24
is. Push the same time.
01:08:28
So, listen to my words.
01:08:31
Wait for the blue M&M.
01:08:36
Then did you see the blue rubber?
01:08:38
Now you'll see it again.
01:08:41
There.
01:08:42
Yeah.
01:08:44
Wait for the blue. Over now.
01:08:45
Are you ready for the blue? Over now.
01:08:47
Okay. Give you all. See, I see it.
01:08:50
Oh, you.
01:08:53
Do you feel blue up and over yet?
01:08:58
I'm falling.
01:08:59
Oh, there it is.
01:09:01
I've got something I love.
01:09:06
That was that good?
01:09:08
That's good.
01:09:12
You good?
01:09:13
Oh, there you go.
01:09:14
You got it.
01:09:15
Oh, yeah. That was it. That's all I want to do.
01:09:17
We want wanted to watch.
01:09:18
That's our our sandwich segment.
01:09:21
Well we're going to show love
01:09:24
that I started watching.
01:09:29
Just last week
01:09:30
had a sandwich section I had you included on the show.
01:09:34
Had a sandwich section?
01:09:36
Yeah. This was a segment grocery store.
01:09:38
We've got our favorite segment, the show
01:09:41
that I've been watching the segment, so I had to include it.
01:09:45
This is the sandwich section.
01:09:48
Okay.
01:09:49
Yep. There you go.
01:09:52
Did we tear through a couple more of my videos?
01:09:55
I put some good ones on.
01:09:58
How about a bumper sandwich burger?
01:09:59
Let's.
01:10:02
Find.
01:10:07
Wow. Know what I mean?
01:10:08
Know what I mean?
01:10:10
I do know what you mean. For.
01:10:13
So what are you talking about, Willis?
01:10:15
I don't know.
01:10:17
What do we do now?
01:10:18
What's the next one?
01:10:20
It's hard to say.
01:10:20
Oh, without Brady's random.
01:10:22
Like without a third person and their random
01:10:25
thoughts, it's really hard to, like, go.
01:10:28
What do we do now?
01:10:29
I know I'm not that interesting before.
01:10:32
It's, like, hard to go.
01:10:33
I want to get my thought in.
01:10:35
Now all of a sudden it's like, what?
01:10:37
Do we have a thought?
01:10:39
I did have a thought about surprise.
01:10:43
Is it better to have no warning than none whatsoever?
01:10:47
I'm like, that was profound.
01:10:49
And I realize that's just stupid.
01:10:51
I wrote that down. No.
01:10:57
As far as, bombing Iran,
01:11:00
I don't I haven't really done any research or listen to any podcasts.
01:11:04
I've actually been out of the loop, a bit.
01:11:06
And I actually the Weekend Update is actually short this week.
01:11:09
I didn't have, oh,
01:11:12
oh, a big week.
01:11:14
I made a ton of Captain Giggles.
01:11:17
I made, like, I don't know, maybe 14 shorts.
01:11:21
I don't see any here.
01:11:22
No, I didn't I was really selective and really I
01:11:27
but then when you if you've selected zero.
01:11:31
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:11:33
Eight seconds we can just go to YouTube.
01:11:37
Go to the the captain giggles.
01:11:40
Why do we have to give that channel a view?
01:11:44
I don't understand that
01:11:46
because he's my friend and he
01:11:51
posts my videos.
01:11:53
He posers.
01:11:55
He doesn't make any money.
01:11:57
Your video, it makes sense.
01:12:00
Why would you change your entire channel name
01:12:03
and being when it's been something different for so long?
01:12:08
He changed it to me.
01:12:09
He changed it every couple of weeks because he was like,
01:12:13
he's got like 18 accounts, you know?
01:12:16
So just start a new one.
01:12:17
You can always just start a new one with new guy. I just did it.
01:12:19
I just did it with the Weekend Update crap.
01:12:22
I didn't add it to my old one.
01:12:23
I just used my old one on one here. Here's a new account.
01:12:25
Boom. Stuff's over here now.
01:12:27
I own dedicated page that he.
01:12:29
Then he shifted his whole focus to just me.
01:12:32
He made fun of it seems weird.
01:12:34
He made fun of it.
01:12:35
And then he Bogart's it and now it's his whole being.
01:12:37
It just seems very odd to me.
01:12:38
Seems suspicious.
01:12:40
It is kind of weird.
01:12:42
Yeah, but, Weird.
01:12:45
What say you, sir?
01:12:46
I, I I say weird.
01:12:48
Is this place of one
01:12:50
I love weird, weird stuff you say.
01:12:53
I say, where's my bread and brother? It's
01:12:57
bread and brother. Folks.
01:13:00
Yeah, I like it.
01:13:01
Good bread and brother. Where's my wheelhouse?
01:13:04
That's where I live, like I live, I live in the state of weird. Oh.
01:13:09
Speaking on a lived
01:13:11
yesterday, this is, a friend of the show.
01:13:14
Her father passed away
01:13:18
yesterday.
01:13:19
You got me a friend of the show.
01:13:21
Friend of the show?
01:13:23
This is Gary's uncle passed away.
01:13:28
Friend of the show?
01:13:30
Yeah.
01:13:31
We lost the listener.
01:13:34
No. No, no.
01:13:36
Friend of the shows.
01:13:38
Uncle and friend of the shows.
01:13:39
Father, this is two people
01:13:43
that we don't know but do know.
01:13:45
Someone close to that side yesterday.
01:13:50
Oh, my God, it could have been us. Well,
01:13:54
I, we didn't start the fire.
01:13:57
I think was the one that,
01:13:59
arrived, Coca-Cola with Ayatollah and,
01:14:04
the ayatollah of rock and roller.
01:14:08
Those Chris Jericho.
01:14:10
Yeah.
01:14:11
Oh, Chris Jericho is the ayatollah of rock and roll.
01:14:14
It he is?
01:14:15
Yeah, but but,
01:14:18
as far as I knew my entire life, there was one ayatollah.
01:14:22
And come to find out, it was three different dudes.
01:14:25
And then a new one has to take over,
01:14:28
and he gets, unaligned in an airstrike.
01:14:33
It's like a day.
01:14:36
Yeah, that's.
01:14:37
Yeah, I'll be like a or so one way.
01:14:40
No one wants that job.
01:14:43
All right.
01:14:44
Hopefully not. Not anymore.
01:14:46
Well, kid, can I be the ayatollah
01:14:50
Ayatollah flag they're about to send
01:14:55
one way drones up your ass and blow you up.
01:14:58
Did you see the video earlier?
01:14:59
They can't blow me up. I'll. I will protect me.
01:15:07
That was one
01:15:08
way to put effects on your son.
01:15:11
Oh, go ahead, let me up.
01:15:15
Blow me up, Scotty.
01:15:16
Blow me.
01:15:17
Let's see you do no Star Wars.
01:15:20
Star Trek, you dipshit.
01:15:23
You call yourself a fan
01:15:25
Neanderthal
01:15:28
fall.
01:15:29
Call the enter the enter. Go!
01:15:34
What's this?
01:15:35
What are you showing me?
01:15:37
Why are we watching this? Brady?
01:15:39
How long?
01:15:40
Oh, I told the rock and roll up.
01:15:50
Of rock and roll.
01:15:51
A motherfucker.
01:15:53
I took Ayatollah Kuwaiti.
01:15:56
They also run Disneyland with Japan.
01:16:01
They only
01:16:03
we didn't start the fire.
01:16:04
Then you need you to play the witness.
01:16:07
The fires out.
01:16:07
You keep saying that they're a montage.
01:16:09
I'm missing.
01:16:10
No, I, I want Brady to do the mash up live for me.
01:16:15
Like I always request.
01:16:18
What about Mexican cartel?
01:16:20
Nothing. Burger 40. Oh, something.
01:16:23
Okay. Do that.
01:16:25
Well, I just saw fire,
01:16:26
so I saw fire in the thumbnail, so I was, like, curious on what it was.
01:16:30
I don't know what it is.
01:16:31
40 minutes, 40 minutes.
01:16:35
That's a Brady said 40, 40 minutes.
01:16:39
We don't need a 40 minute a show.
01:16:41
One of mine.
01:16:43
Show one of mine.
01:16:45
Show one of my Joe. One of mine.
01:16:47
So one of mine, Joe and I might do one of mine.
01:16:51
And Rudy just told me, that's the.
01:16:53
Oh, this is great. It's 1.5.
01:16:56
It's just what it is.
01:16:57
This is just when big things move, all parties
01:17:00
have to be mutually, you know.
01:17:03
Well, it goes without saying.
01:17:04
Somebody is incredibly miffed.
01:17:05
You missed.
01:17:06
My guys told me 150 million tops.
01:17:09
If I can't get that shit
01:17:10
out of those walls for less than 1.5 billion, I'm forgot to.
01:17:14
You understand?
01:17:15
I never should have listened to you.
01:17:16
I never told you to buy two towers of Babel filled with the bestest
01:17:19
nothing in New York real estate. Is that easy?
01:17:21
You weren't buying a fucking deli.
01:17:23
I don't have 1.5.
01:17:24
I need that shit out of the walls,
01:17:26
or I need those buildings, which I told you is never going to happen.
01:17:29
The demolition will probably cost more than it did to build the fucking thing.
01:17:31
She forgot.
01:17:33
At this point, it cost less to get someone to fly fucking planes into the building
01:17:36
and collect the insurance.
01:17:40
For that, you'd need terrorism insurance.
01:17:42
When you.
01:17:47
I'll call you back, Deborah.
01:17:49
Right here, sir.
01:17:50
Oh, I need you to find out what kind of terrorism insurance
01:17:52
we've got on those piece of shit towers.
01:18:00
Mr. Vice President, I've got an interesting idea
01:18:03
I'd like to propose to you.
01:18:09
That somebody put a false flag up.
01:18:14
Get him whatever you want.
01:18:15
I, I just want him to feel like a part of the team.
01:18:18
Stupid fucking bullshit.
01:18:20
Just pull it already.
01:18:23
Yeah.
01:18:25
And then you join.
01:18:27
We're going to call him Freedom Fries.
01:18:31
So, I found this fucking passport over there.
01:18:33
It's kind of burnt up, but not too bad, considering it came from a fucking plane
01:18:36
crash, am I right? And, what happened?
01:18:39
But I already checked it, and it's a fucking Saudi Arabian guy.
01:18:42
It's definitely probably one of the terrorists, you know?
01:18:45
Well, I mean, fucking come on here.
01:18:47
Yeah, even enemies need to agree sometimes.
01:18:52
And if you call it the global war on terrorism,
01:18:55
I mean, terrorism can be anywhere.
01:18:57
So now you can fight everywhere.
01:18:58
It's going to be great.
01:19:03
So that's the plan
01:19:04
so far beyond what are you guys?
01:19:07
I'll tell you, Dick, dad is going to think this is just so cool.
01:19:09
You know, it's like getting the band back together.
01:19:17
Yeah.
01:19:18
So unfortunately, if,
01:19:24
America just sits over here by ourselves,
01:19:26
and we just let the rest of the world do it.
01:19:28
The rest of the world do?
01:19:29
Yeah. We're not going to exist anymore.
01:19:32
Why not?
01:19:34
Because they're just going to take each other out.
01:19:36
There's going to be a cell that gets super strong,
01:19:38
and it's going to come over here and take us on.
01:19:41
What?
01:19:43
Oh, the fact that they're the fact that there are places in existence
01:19:47
that don't operate within a certain
01:19:50
line of freedom.
01:19:53
They at this point in societal life,
01:19:57
they should either assimilate or
01:20:01
be removed.
01:20:04
So, wow,
01:20:05
if you're not going to be part of Western culture
01:20:09
where we're civilized
01:20:12
and we do what we do, I don't know.
01:20:16
I don't know what you want to call it, but go to work.
01:20:19
Yeah.
01:20:20
You have, you know, your kids if you want.
01:20:22
You don't if you don't, you go to church.
01:20:24
If you if you want to, you go to church if you don't want to.
01:20:27
And all's well and good
01:20:30
the the way the other places in the world think.
01:20:32
They don't, they don't.
01:20:33
They think that that just concept right there is it needs to be removed from
01:20:38
the earth.
01:20:39
So if we don't
01:20:42
do something about it, we're just going to be replaced anyway.
01:20:45
The great replacement theory or the fascistic theocracy?
01:20:49
It's yeah, I mean, essentially it's going to be
01:20:52
unfortunately, Muslim driven.
01:20:58
I say unfortunately, because I don't mean that as a slight towards Muslims.
01:21:01
I just feel like there's there's issues
01:21:04
that our Islam is growing,
01:21:07
and it's because you can't leave the extremist
01:21:10
sexed sex are very strong.
01:21:14
I like the way that sex sounds like sex.
01:21:17
I like sex, I like sex, I like sex of sex.
01:21:22
Yeah.
01:21:23
Oh, I'm going to start a sex. Sex?
01:21:26
Is that, like an orgy or,
01:21:28
continuous, never ending or.
01:21:33
Interesting.
01:21:35
You turn over the,
01:21:37
I've never seen any.
01:21:39
Really.
01:21:40
I don't know, people keep rolling through the clips.
01:21:42
I've got really good ones this week.
01:21:45
But actually, this is going to keep going after that initial
01:21:48
shit.
01:21:50
Oh. There's this guy with the big nose starts talking week we've just had.
01:21:54
Oh, that's that's, that's even theatrical.
01:22:00
Like, it ends up, he he started this, this podcast called The Grow House.
01:22:07
What was the car show? And I washroom.
01:22:09
He's retired now. Yeah.
01:22:10
Everything that we just saw happen,
01:22:14
we think he's so good
01:22:16
to be there and to watch it all unfold.
01:22:19
He. He'll tell you what's wrong with the world.
01:22:23
Yeah.
01:22:23
What does doesn't make him right.
01:22:25
What's that look?
01:22:27
No, but he's, Australian.
01:22:30
Let's go, let's go. So that makes him crazy?
01:22:33
Yeah, that makes it float anymore.
01:22:34
Makes them all they live in a fucking island.
01:22:37
Oh, oh, oh, wait. By themselves.
01:22:40
You think that.
01:22:41
Oh, was it like, only like, wow, two hours across or some shit?
01:22:44
Really?
01:22:46
I just watched him on another guy's podcast.
01:22:50
Dude's dude.
01:22:51
Wicked smile
01:22:54
passed a few minutes ago.
01:22:55
I don't like any of this.
01:22:56
This isn't nice.
01:22:57
What it does
01:23:00
run to the head, but, well, he's all about positivity.
01:23:04
It's like, I've always said you could tell the difference
01:23:08
between the good guys, guys by the tactics they employ.
01:23:12
He hears this message.
01:23:16
His rants are what?
01:23:18
You still have a positive Z day.
01:23:20
When it was all happening, I think it was last Monday or last Sunday.
01:23:25
Know the date was.
01:23:28
But. So I was out there walking around.
01:23:30
The guy has no idea what time it is,
01:23:33
what day it is, and we're supposed to trust this conference.
01:23:36
So listen, there's nothing going on.
01:23:38
I'm so used to him.
01:23:39
Like like I'm following this crowd before I to and pretty much across.
01:23:45
Makes it like a long.
01:23:47
It was a long, long time display.
01:23:49
Okay. Is Australia really. I'm on Twitter. Really?
01:23:52
The bigger is just because there's not a lot of road six
01:23:54
about five six days of solid driving with overnight.
01:23:56
Yeah, yeah it's 40 to 41 hours of continuous driving town.
01:24:01
Is that just because there's not good roads that I showed you?
01:24:03
They compared the size of the moon size of Australia part about to
01:24:10
these must have been driven
01:24:11
in and parked there at the same time and then just set on fire.
01:24:15
There were
01:24:16
a few random shootings.
01:24:18
There was one there I know was true.
01:24:21
Taxi driver got shot, cab got stopped.
01:24:25
The, there was some, actually some in Acapulco.
01:24:28
Attendees in that taxi, they got ushered out and the taxi was set on fire, and.
01:24:34
But that's the only way is that were really you.
01:24:38
There were a lot of oxo. Scuse me. Concern.
01:24:40
OXO is basically the Mexican version of 7-Eleven store.
01:24:46
If you could drive in a straight line
01:24:47
and take 36 to 40 hour, there were women inside that seat.
01:24:52
That's great.
01:24:53
That's really bad.
01:24:54
Yeah. Right. You don't think about it.
01:24:57
It was a little bit dramatic, and I saw this.
01:25:01
The whole lot of nothing there, though, right?
01:25:03
Police might have more clean shootouts that were apparently happening
01:25:06
with the cartel.
01:25:08
So is he in Australia right now? Yeah.
01:25:10
So he's always in Australia.
01:25:12
Reports that. Well, why do we have involved?
01:25:15
He was showing footage from archipelago but he's in Australia.
01:25:19
This is he made it sound like he was there.
01:25:21
He said that he was there destabilizing Mexico by design
01:25:24
when it's not really like what you saw, what they do when you run into them.
01:25:26
What's happening around this whole uprising?
01:25:27
This is exactly to the letter, the same way
01:25:29
I was very much attacked in 1954 by that story before.
01:25:32
You actually don't do serious Republican, you can, but the reading section
01:25:34
and I'm sure I sent this clip in, but I don't remember what they planned to say.
01:25:38
The 24 year of now, it's topical, so
01:25:42
and they just going in and said, well, let's produce.
01:25:44
And you got to remember that they're doing this in West Bank
01:25:46
as we're actually interviewing into West Bank.
01:25:47
Just the production value, but you have some pretty good drunken stupidness.
01:25:52
No way to go through life. So.
01:25:56
One day the other.
01:25:58
Oh it's great I know, I know,
01:26:02
I know, Dan,
01:26:07
there's a lot.
01:26:11
Oh, boy, oh,
01:26:14
man. You know, my brother.
01:26:17
Yeah.
01:26:17
And being arrested. What?
01:26:18
He's really got to understand, I recently passed legislation
01:26:20
which gave him the legal means, the legal rights.
01:26:21
If there there's such a thing for his role in anything that does the
01:26:23
the right to execute this. Right.
01:26:25
I'll take you in custody.
01:26:26
This is what we do.
01:26:27
And I was like, oh, I it's
01:26:30
I don't like talking to shirtless Joe, but with an Australian accent.
01:26:33
You can you can shut that down.
01:26:36
I don't know what I was getting at.
01:26:39
I don't know why I sent a 40 minute video in
01:26:43
like, what good is that?
01:26:44
Because this is the second one of your sentence.
01:26:49
I don't know what I'm doing, so I'm gonna.
01:26:51
I really can't explain what the hell I'm doing.
01:26:54
No, I was thinking I was thinking the show is going to be
01:26:57
completely different without Brady.
01:26:59
So I was limiting my number and and raising the quality.
01:27:05
But apparently the legs too, because that's like two, right.
01:27:09
So I just. Yeah. Just in case.
01:27:12
Here's more. Right.
01:27:14
Right. Yeah.
01:27:15
Like my my clip from the the sandwich show.
01:27:17
The sandwich. Yeah.
01:27:19
That was, that was friggin
01:27:22
14 minutes long.
01:27:24
And you'll notice that, the guy with the sandwich
01:27:27
taped to his ears, you never got to know the the surprise twist.
01:27:32
Well, that was the thumbnail, but the but you already know
01:27:35
that the surprise twist is you have to eat your sandwich.
01:27:39
Well, the guy who made the the man sandwich.
01:27:43
Now, first of all, that man is, Alex Horne
01:27:48
or physical Alex Horn, and he, he he's the wisdom.
01:27:53
His head is the same as the width of his neck.
01:27:57
So it looks like, like a, a racer
01:28:00
from the top of a pencil, like from his shoulders up.
01:28:04
So, anyway, he is the assistant.
01:28:11
There he is. Yes.
01:28:13
Okay, so now you. Now.
01:28:15
So he finds out
01:28:18
that he has to eat the sandwich.
01:28:21
This.
01:28:22
You know, your time starts now. Okay?
01:28:24
And so this
01:28:26
three weeks, we guys here, the whole thing.
01:28:30
You I.
01:28:31
Okay, so that's Alex Horne
01:28:34
had a lot of the.
01:28:35
And he is the, personal assistant to the host of the show,
01:28:40
which makes him basically the host of the show
01:28:43
because the host doesn't show up for, any of the tasks.
01:28:47
He shows up for filming day only, and,
01:28:51
and so he just judges like the task Alex
01:28:54
for is in every single scene and every single show.
01:28:58
He is the star of the show.
01:29:01
That guy, Alex Horne, the guy.
01:29:04
And, I mean, it's an outfit, and he's great.
01:29:06
No, the guy in skeleton outfit I've seen him before
01:29:10
because I've watched the British Baking Show, the one that takes place in a
01:29:14
giant white tent.
01:29:17
Nothing.
01:29:18
You got nothing.
01:29:18
Okay, so the the British Baking Show, they brought it to America.
01:29:22
Marshawn Lynch did the celebrity one for a Christmas special.
01:29:28
That the.
01:29:29
Yeah, the giant, gay
01:29:33
British guy with the smiles like this.
01:29:37
Well, he it was the skeleton outfit.
01:29:41
It was like most of them.
01:29:42
He was, for one season, maybe two.
01:29:46
He was one of the hosts with the girl
01:29:50
with the blue Eminem up her nose.
01:29:54
Yeah.
01:29:54
I don't I don't know, I don't I don't have a lot of TV
01:29:57
shows under my belt.
01:30:01
And I know
01:30:02
and I'm complaining to me about me being so me,
01:30:07
there is no reason for me to just indulge.
01:30:09
Okay, here I am, six seasons
01:30:12
into the show that I just started watching last week,
01:30:17
and I just found out there are.
01:30:21
21 seasons.
01:30:23
So I have 15 seasons to go
01:30:26
and I cannot wait to sit down
01:30:29
on the couch, loosen my pants, take my hand down there
01:30:34
and just go to town, wait,
01:30:39
don't don't don't use that clip.
01:30:42
Don't click that.
01:30:43
You do it however you want.
01:30:45
Read into that however you want.
01:30:47
We need to screenshot the under balls shot
01:30:51
that we got from Brady's camera
01:30:55
right.
01:30:57
Just we got to remember to do that.
01:30:58
Yeah I think timestamp like 42 minutes.
01:31:05
We're an hour
01:31:06
and a half and, I'm not bored,
01:31:09
but I do want to see the next clip.
01:31:13
And I'm a little bored.
01:31:15
I didn't want any gag.
01:31:17
The gag reflex videos.
01:31:19
I didn't put any of those in Brady Fort.
01:31:21
I sent the same one two weeks in a row just because it was the same girl.
01:31:26
And then it was the giant room.
01:31:28
We reread room tubes.
01:31:35
And then he realized there was a new one.
01:31:37
What a great movie review room.
01:31:42
This is what I said.
01:31:45
I didn't I didn't send one of those,
01:31:48
oh, yo, we're almost out of stuff, right,
01:31:52
let's get through this.
01:31:53
Let's get the production value up.
01:31:54
Come on, hit it.
01:31:59
What the.
01:32:00
Brady.
01:32:00
I normally have someone to hedge for me while I look particular things up.
01:32:06
Oh, okay.
01:32:06
Oh, here, let me, read from my script
01:32:11
the end of the audio vacation,
01:32:15
mass extinction event
01:32:19
was 444 million years ago,
01:32:24
which was 84 million years
01:32:26
before the Late Devonian mass extinction event,
01:32:30
which was 90 million years ahead of the
01:32:35
and Permian
01:32:38
mass extinction event,
01:32:40
which was 250 million years ago.
01:32:43
The end of the Triassic was 200 million years ago, and the end of the Cretaceous
01:32:48
mass extinction event was 65 million years ago,
01:32:52
which makes it 135 million years later.
01:32:56
So that,
01:32:58
apparently is not the rhythmic pattern.
01:33:02
But if you look at the graph of of, how much that killed off
01:33:07
and when it killed, killed them off, it looks like,
01:33:11
the glub glub glub glub glub glub of a heartbeat.
01:33:16
Like,
01:33:18
it's kind of crazy.
01:33:22
Being bored.
01:33:23
Am I boring you
01:33:25
know, I'm trying to find something.
01:33:27
Okay.
01:33:28
I was telling you about 400 million years in, heartbeat.
01:33:34
We have an audience.
01:33:37
Oh, hi.
01:33:38
Audience, please comment, text or, subscribe.
01:33:42
Oh, wait. No, no, I didn't radio for one.
01:33:44
Maybe we should go for three rants. Three.
01:33:47
And, I can put you down.
01:33:53
Maybe we should do a rumble exclusive.
01:33:56
Can we do that?
01:33:57
At this point, I don't know how to do that one.
01:34:03
See, I was trying to find that fucking video.
01:34:05
See, it's not going to.
01:34:06
It's not going to be good because I keep finding everything that's blurred out.
01:34:09
Everything's blurred out.
01:34:12
Burnout.
01:34:13
Burnout?
01:34:15
No, that's the testicle solar eclipse
01:34:19
video.
01:34:21
Oh that's funny.
01:34:22
Yeah, I like that one.
01:34:24
Yeah.
01:34:24
That's kind of what Brady's footage reminded me of.
01:34:29
But I don't even find a, non blurred out version.
01:34:32
So it's not going to have any effect.
01:34:33
So we're going to combine them.
01:34:37
Yeah.
01:34:38
For next week.
01:34:42
Everything that guy just says bullshit.
01:34:45
Thank you.
01:34:47
Yeah.
01:34:50
Me no no no.
01:34:53
Me I got this. You.
01:34:56
Oh, no. No. It was me.
01:35:00
No. If I'm
01:35:01
off base, I want to hear about it.
01:35:04
I really do like, I start blurring it out.
01:35:08
People. People want to see the testicles.
01:35:12
It's there, I can see.
01:35:13
I can see thumbnails with, with with hairy balls in it.
01:35:16
But when I click on the video, it's blurred out.
01:35:18
So you explain that to me, blurred out.
01:35:21
Blurred out, whatever.
01:35:23
Blurred.
01:35:24
Here's an interesting factoid.
01:35:28
One of the greatest rock bands
01:35:31
of all time, Iron Maiden,
01:35:34
was based on a medieval torture
01:35:39
technique that was
01:35:41
never used.
01:35:46
It was invented in the late 18th century.
01:35:49
Well, after the time at which
01:35:52
it was supposed to be the medieval days that it was supposed to be used.
01:35:56
People.
01:35:56
All these sounds.
01:35:58
Look at the title Tyler Perry creation.
01:36:02
No. Oh, yeah.
01:36:04
Okay. Oh, someone needs to push that to.
01:36:05
I need to friggin, trademark that.
01:36:07
And then.
01:36:07
So, medieval,
01:36:12
long time
01:36:13
Central Avenger put him in the Iron Maiden, literally
01:36:16
leading,
01:36:19
well, the clip Brady.
01:36:23
Bro. The clip lady,
01:36:26
I was going to say all the Crip
01:36:29
royal draw
01:36:32
droit broad royal
01:36:36
raw brawl, brawler, broil, broil.
01:36:42
Yeah, I don't know.
01:36:45
That's why I didn't do it.
01:36:46
Or maybe I tried to do it, but.
01:36:51
German George Drago.
01:36:55
Oh, is brilliant in Cambodia.
01:37:00
Cambodia.
01:37:03
Or like combat.
01:37:06
Come bowtie.
01:37:08
Here.
01:37:10
Lacombe.
01:37:13
I don't know it. It.
01:37:16
I'm gonna watch it.
01:37:18
Hit it.
01:37:20
Watch the thing. Draw!
01:37:22
Why the fuck can I find fucking shit?
01:37:26
Worst producer ever.
01:37:29
Solo producer ever.
01:37:33
We're stronger over time.
01:37:34
Production. This.
01:37:38
We're on air.
01:37:38
Oh. Know what?
01:37:39
What just happened?
01:37:40
We're going out live right now.
01:37:43
Yeah, I know, oh, trust me.
01:37:45
Oh it is.
01:37:46
Oh, we suck again.
01:37:50
145. Fledge sin.
01:37:53
Are we still allowed to suck again?
01:37:56
I don't know the significance of 145,
01:37:58
but there might not be one.
01:38:02
I don't know, that means
01:38:05
145 years.
01:38:09
No numbered.
01:38:12
The flange cast days are numbered.
01:38:17
Are numbered?
01:38:20
Yeah, they are.
01:38:23
Yeah.
01:38:25
I've never seen any.
01:38:26
Did we run out of clips?
01:38:28
I'm not ever in a situation where, like I would happen upon it.
01:38:32
Not ones that I'm confident are, oh.
01:38:37
YouTube friendly.
01:38:38
YouTube friendly indoctrination is one of the biggest, No.
01:38:42
Oh, we can we can play indoctrination.
01:38:45
This is important. People need to hear this.
01:38:49
This is how you're getting brainwashed.
01:38:51
And, man, big tucks in this bitch.
01:38:57
Would it be possible for civilizations we consider
01:39:00
ancient that actually aren't that ancient in the scope of human existence?
01:39:03
Really?
01:39:04
For them to have had knowledge far superior to what we assume they had.
01:39:08
Because if human civilization is just this continuum, then it would be impossible.
01:39:11
It is an exponential curve.
01:39:13
And we're up here and everything here was barbarism.
01:39:16
The savages. Exactly.
01:39:18
That's Randall Carlson.
01:39:19
Vance that not only changed the landscape, but it, of course, would change
01:39:22
human populations. Absolutely.
01:39:24
So it's entirely possible that you could have had quite advanced civilizations
01:39:28
that were eliminated by these events.
01:39:30
And here's the thing.
01:39:31
When the critics pounce on this idea, they're always looking at
01:39:35
this possibility through the lens that they would be
01:39:38
looking for a civilization that was a mirror reflection of our own.
01:39:42
Right.
01:39:42
There could have been technological capable cities
01:39:46
that would have yielded a civilization that didn't look
01:39:49
anything like our own, just a circle back to the pyramids.
01:39:52
Would it be possible for civilization that we consider ancient
01:39:56
that actually aren't you already ask a question to circle back to the pyramids?
01:40:01
Yeah. Oh.
01:40:03
Oh, tucks.
01:40:05
Tucker.
01:40:06
Oh, Tucker.
01:40:08
Yeah.
01:40:10
I mean, that's more and more relevant
01:40:13
because it's like when it comes to
01:40:17
the idea that, you know, millions of years from now
01:40:20
that there would be a chance that, like this civilization
01:40:24
lasts that long without any interruption is like, impossible, right?
01:40:29
Like, yeah.
01:40:34
So it's just starting over again and then starting over again
01:40:37
and then starting over again and then starting over again.
01:40:40
Yeah, that's the cyclical thing that I was talking about earlier
01:40:45
and that we we've
01:40:48
discussed this so many times but it worth it's bears repeating
01:40:52
the earth turns everything to dust.
01:40:56
Every couple million years and it's been around for 4 billion years.
01:41:01
So it's been able to turn everything to dust several times.
01:41:07
What what's even worse
01:41:09
is some of these, these, mass extinction events that I wrote in green here,
01:41:15
the the,
01:41:17
the the shorelines, the ocean level rose
01:41:22
hundreds of feet.
01:41:25
So it would make sense for ancient cultures
01:41:29
to live on a coastal, you know, shoreline.
01:41:33
And if the, the,
01:41:36
the flood stories that we keep hearing
01:41:39
from every culture around the world.
01:41:44
This is what we're looking for
01:41:46
of these lost civilizations, our underwater,
01:41:50
the like.
01:41:53
The reason
01:41:55
there is no historical evidence of Jesus Christ.
01:42:00
For example, one example is because 90%
01:42:04
of all of that
01:42:07
is gone is disintegrated.
01:42:11
And that stuff they tried to keep track of.
01:42:15
So imagine where just something that that no one knew was there.
01:42:19
And now we're looking for it.
01:42:21
And it's had all this time to just erode.
01:42:25
Like leave your math homework out
01:42:28
in the backyard for two days
01:42:30
and it's not going to you're not going to be able to turn it in.
01:42:34
Last week, I said, or was it the week before?
01:42:37
It doesn't matter.
01:42:39
I said, sleep is necessary to to rest and recuperate,
01:42:44
and if you just needed to physically recuperate,
01:42:48
you could just sit there and you don't have to lose consciousness
01:42:53
to to relax, to sit still
01:42:56
and physically recuperate.
01:43:00
Your mind needs to reset every night.
01:43:03
And that's the the circadian rhythm that I'm missing out on.
01:43:08
Every time I do the show.
01:43:09
And it's worth it because I like doing the show.
01:43:12
But as lately I've been remembering my dreams
01:43:18
and they are so friggin stressful.
01:43:21
I don't think it's helping because,
01:43:23
first of all, it doesn't make sense that I'm late for work,
01:43:27
but I've got a math exam that I forgot to cram for
01:43:31
and I forgot to wear pants and and, like.
01:43:35
So I get there. I'm late.
01:43:36
I haven't studied, I need to cram for the math exam, and I'm late for work.
01:43:40
And it's my boss from a different job that's in charge
01:43:45
of this place that I've never been before, that I need to take the math exam.
01:43:50
And it's crazy. And it's like, so stressful.
01:43:53
And it freaks me out.
01:43:54
And I wake up concerned and worried that I'm going to fail.
01:43:59
What what I did not look at was real.
01:44:03
And what is, what's I call a lucid dream
01:44:07
when you realize that it's just a dream, I don't it's real.
01:44:11
It's like, I feel like I'm really in the situation
01:44:16
and, like, my car stops working,
01:44:18
and it's like a freaking Ferrari.
01:44:22
I've never had a Ferrari, but I have to push the thing to get.
01:44:26
And it's raining and I don't have pants on, and,
01:44:29
and it's the math exam, and I'm late for work.
01:44:33
It's, like stressful.
01:44:35
I don't think that's the.
01:44:38
Yeah. Oh, yeah,
01:44:40
I wish I got the Ferrari.
01:44:41
You know, like, even if it doesn't run, we get it run.
01:44:44
Right. It's like a very vivid video game.
01:44:46
It's just it's it's regardless of what it is, it's it's always fun in my opinion.
01:44:50
No, I know, I know, like, I mean, I guess it's not always fun,
01:44:55
I do I've had saccharine dreams of, of one particular work situation
01:44:58
that just for some really, keeps coming up.
01:45:01
Yeah. The dealership. Yeah. It was.
01:45:04
Yeah. For some reason. You're back at Bravia.
01:45:08
Yeah.
01:45:09
And and it's it's stopped for quite a while for, for
01:45:12
maybe like a couple of years
01:45:13
and then, like another one came back like a couple of weeks ago, but like,
01:45:17
it was it for.
01:45:18
Yeah. Like almost 20 years or. Yeah.
01:45:21
Yeah, yeah. It worked there.
01:45:24
Yeah. But yeah it's very interesting.
01:45:26
But yeah, that place you know, they were all aspects of
01:45:27
it was kind of fucked up and I just, I just was right on the other in the dream
01:45:35
because just, just just the man, just the management and just the
01:45:40
the just the the daunting ness of like, oh my God, I'm going to be fired.
01:45:44
And it's like, I think like, after a while, I just kind of like, stopped
01:45:49
having like, worry about that dream so much because like, that wasn't like,
01:45:54
I don't know, I guess like a concern for me anymore.
01:45:56
If, like, I got fired, like what I would do,
01:45:57
like, oh, no, you know, like, like back then that was like a concern.
01:46:00
And so they, like, hold shit over your head.
01:46:02
That technically would be illegal.
01:46:05
Like, if you just accidentally like, you know,
01:46:08
bumped another car with another car when you were moving them.
01:46:11
They have insurances for that.
01:46:12
But they would make right, would travel pay for them.
01:46:15
Yeah. And I did that with them.
01:46:18
The same deal.
01:46:20
I mean, I met, Hodge and my wife, a good food company,
01:46:24
and worked there in 22 years.
01:46:27
But yeah, it comes up in my dreams
01:46:30
22 years later.
01:46:32
Yeah.
01:46:34
Like the same manager,
01:46:35
John Bernard is in my dreams.
01:46:39
What's he doing there?
01:46:41
The. I hadn't thought of him seriously.
01:46:43
18 years, at least.
01:46:46
So like I, I wish
01:46:49
and I'm assuming like this is my, my thought.
01:46:51
I don't know if the isn't the original theory, but like the fact that like,
01:46:54
you know, our brain is more than likely
01:46:56
just it's able it's like a recorder can 100% like,
01:47:00
I'm pretty sure if you could access all of your, like, all of your memories,
01:47:04
you could replay it back like your entire any scene from anything
01:47:07
you viewed out of your eyes.
01:47:08
I would assume that your brain has a log logged logged in it.
01:47:12
Has it lagged somewhere? Lagging?
01:47:14
There's a lag somewhere. I'll take that a step further.
01:47:16
I think your subconscious is
01:47:19
fluent in Mandarin.
01:47:22
Oranges?
01:47:24
Yeah.
01:47:25
Your brain. Your brain can speak to fruit.
01:47:28
The John Cena general logic of John Cena.
01:47:31
Learn Mandarin. Are you kidding me?
01:47:34
Oh, well, he's he's kind of a meat head,
01:47:38
right?
01:47:39
I think it's a part of the problem.
01:47:41
It's actually really easy to learn. He's just stupid.
01:47:43
Yeah. Stupid. Stupid.
01:47:46
God. Whatever.
01:47:48
That's fine.
01:47:49
He was at Royal Rumble this year, was he? No.
01:47:52
No, actually, no he wasn't. I don't think he was.
01:47:54
I don't even know if this year's Royal Rumble happened.
01:47:56
Yeah, I'm not sure.
01:47:59
I don't think so.
01:48:00
It's that just bounced around
01:48:02
in so many fucking networks, it's so hard to fucking keep up with it.
01:48:05
So what are we doing next week?
01:48:07
Is it going to be, dairy or, meat?
01:48:12
It could be direct
01:48:14
director directing.
01:48:16
Oh, yeah, I like that.
01:48:20
Yeah.
01:48:21
Director, producer.
01:48:23
What else is there in that?
01:48:24
Oh, speaking of, host.
01:48:27
Host. Star.
01:48:29
Okay. Yeah. Host. Yes.
01:48:31
For some reason, I was thinking, like, a dinner party or some shit.
01:48:33
I don't know why. Host it.
01:48:35
Host this.
01:48:35
I could wear a skirt.
01:48:38
Any, sweet stewardess.
01:48:43
Sweet.
01:48:46
Sweets hostess.
01:48:48
Oh. Yes.
01:48:50
A Little Debbie.
01:48:53
Oh, you don't get to get,
01:48:56
pedo on us now.
01:48:58
No. She's little, she's not young.
01:49:01
Oh, it's a little person angle.
01:49:06
And so she's just a little person.
01:49:13
I don't like it.
01:49:14
Right.
01:49:15
Well, I know I don't, I don't know, do I.
01:49:19
Do I have legal.
01:49:21
Do I have any more clips that I need to comment?
01:49:23
I don't know, we need to get over the, Rumble exclusive.
01:49:25
We we can't and I wouldn't have the darndest.
01:49:29
Oh, so Brady just said run right through it.
01:49:31
Oh. Start rumble playlist.
01:49:33
We can still do rumble.
01:49:35
Disclaimer disclaimer.
01:49:38
Start playing on this.
01:49:39
I mean, I don't want like I'm like walking through the run, brother
01:49:44
I like watch I like what the front end of it.
01:49:49
Is the front here.
01:49:50
It's mentally regroup up here.
01:49:52
Yeah yeah yeah.
01:49:53
Like a dream.
01:49:56
Like the unfiltered
01:49:58
and crude proclamation of unrestrained speech.
01:50:02
Me neither.
01:50:03
Listen up.
01:50:04
Therefore, we get the volume of that circus of uncensored.
01:50:08
You must add up our no nonsense reset.
01:50:11
Regroup for the side of stuff.
01:50:13
Look, we have a good time.
01:50:14
Not a politically correct time, all right?
01:50:16
Like with all of you.
01:50:18
There you go.
01:50:20
Yeah.
01:50:21
Oh, no.
01:50:24
Oh, he's got some on that.
01:50:29
Ladies and gentlemen,
01:50:32
it's gonna be different.
01:50:32
I thought it better.
01:50:35
What did you think? Oh, you from the Rumble.
01:50:38
I hope that you ready to rumble.
01:50:40
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01:52:35
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01:52:48
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01:52:51
Always sure not here to stir up some trouble.
01:52:54
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01:53:00
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01:53:11
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That order makes more sense, actually.
01:53:27
You're not muted.
01:53:28
Draw.
01:53:35
I can see you.
01:53:37
You want to hear my rant
01:53:39
about baseball caps?
01:53:43
The reason I don't wear
01:53:44
my Oakland A's hat, it's, because, although I do have three more years of
01:53:50
of Little League eligibility.
01:53:54
I'm not shagging
01:53:56
fly balls later after the show,
01:53:59
so I'm not wearing a baseball cap because it wouldn't make any sense to wear
01:54:04
any other sporting equipment like football pads or a hockey stick right now.
01:54:11
It just wouldn't make any sense.
01:54:14
It's like wearing a sombrero or, fireman's getup
01:54:20
or dressing like a pirate or an astronaut.
01:54:24
Speaking of which.
01:54:27
I consider myself only relates to baseball.
01:54:34
Why why do I think a baseball cap
01:54:37
is called a baseball cap?
01:54:42
Are you asking me
01:54:44
why it's called that by everyone?
01:54:51
Like, I, I, I
01:54:53
if I forcing everyone to call their baseball cap.
01:54:58
Yeah.
01:54:58
Is that okay? I'm doing okay.
01:55:01
I'm.
01:55:02
I do that because it is a, article of clothing
01:55:07
designed to, shield the sun
01:55:10
from baseball players while they're playing baseball.
01:55:14
The kind of similar reason to,
01:55:17
football players wearing eye black.
01:55:23
To decrease the glare of the sun in their eyeballs.
01:55:27
And if you were wearing eye black in any other context
01:55:32
than playing a game of football, you would look a fool.
01:55:40
Okay, so they used to wear straw hats.
01:55:43
Okay.
01:55:45
Oh, there was a big straw hat.
01:55:48
What was it called?
01:55:49
Baseball bat. The concept of hats.
01:55:51
But it originated as the specific baseball cap style in the mid 19th century.
01:55:57
Super League players eyes from the sun.
01:55:58
So it wasn't an original idea.
01:56:01
It was just a slight variation.
01:56:03
So there was nothing new or unique to the idea or concept. So.
01:56:09
So are you sharing five balls after the show?
01:56:13
I hope so okay, good.
01:56:17
All right.
01:56:17
Since we've gotten that cleared up, that was because my fucking audio
01:56:21
issue here, I know I could hear my echo in my can.
01:56:25
Goddamnit.
01:56:26
Why didn't you say earlier?
01:56:27
It's the only way you're gonna.
01:56:29
I can hear me right now.
01:56:32
How bad?
01:56:35
It's fine.
01:56:36
No worries.
01:56:36
No. Do you see? That's why you suck.
01:56:40
No, no, no, I'm bad.
01:56:42
I'm bad for everything.
01:56:44
But, But let's play the stuff
01:56:47
that we can't play on YouTube, even though we're still on YouTube.
01:56:51
I'll tell you what.
01:56:52
Radio hasn't figured out how to cancel YouTube.
01:56:55
The at this point in the show,
01:56:59
ever since he became the the curator of our
01:57:03
our access to the internet, he just he just leaves it running.
01:57:08
So, we haven't gotten flagged, so hit it.
01:57:12
We can update.
01:57:16
I want to see.
01:57:17
We can update.
01:57:21
And then we'll start the Brady show.
01:57:23
I'll be Brady
01:57:26
as above, so below.
01:57:31
It's a thing.
01:57:32
Anything.
01:57:38
You're not Muted.
01:57:39
Draw.
01:57:43
Oh Jesus.
01:57:45
Hi everybody
01:57:47
I'm dressed like a Jedi I did this for draw.
01:57:51
There it is.
01:57:52
Yeah.
01:57:53
Play that.
01:57:57
Or just leave it frozen.
01:58:03
I'm. It's Brady, can you hear me?
01:58:05
Are you again?
01:58:07
I can you hear me?
01:58:08
I'm both here.
01:58:09
You and forget you're here and you're
01:58:14
okay.
01:58:15
Oh, yeah.
01:58:17
Weekend update with Norm MacDonald.
01:58:23
Scouting America, the group formerly known as the Boy
01:58:25
Scouts, will no longer allow kids to join based on gender identity.
01:58:29
From now on, application will have just two boxes.
01:58:31
Male and female.
01:58:32
And the one you check has to match your birth certificate.
01:58:34
There's a new requirement that members
01:58:36
identify themselves using their biological sex at birth.
01:58:40
The former Boy Scouts began accepting transgender youth in 2017.
01:58:44
Critics point out
01:58:45
the policy doesn't stop a kid from writing their birth gender on the form
01:58:48
and then showing up to camp, all printed out anyway.
01:58:50
It just takes practice.
01:58:52
I'll get it at some.
01:58:54
You're doing great.
01:58:55
It just seems kind of odd.
01:58:57
The kids aren't allowed to be freaks, but the scout leaders can be
01:59:01
okay.
01:59:01
You can't indoctrinate someone who's already in the tribe.
01:59:04
In Detroit, the boys basketball district final between Edison and University
01:59:07
Prep was stopped in the fourth quarter after a bench clearing brawl broke out.
01:59:11
Moments later. Police say a shooting happened outside the school.
01:59:13
Authorities called it a disturbance at.
01:59:29
Well, you know what they say.
01:59:30
You can take the,
01:59:31
you know, out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of that.
01:59:35
Oh, wait.
01:59:35
Hold on. It's happened in the ghetto.
01:59:38
Wow. Then never mind.
01:59:42
Nice.
01:59:42
All right, folks, for Weekend Update, I'm Norm MacDonald.
01:59:45
Good night.
01:59:51
That was really good.
01:59:52
I enjoyed the crap out of that I've been trying to do for.
01:59:56
But I've just been too busy
01:59:58
redoing some aspects of the kitchen. So.
02:00:01
Yeah. No big deal.
02:00:03
I didn't put like, a storyboard together with,
02:00:07
with Captain Giggles.
02:00:08
Can you actually go on YouTube, look at Captain Giggles
02:00:12
and look at the last, you know, 14 shorts?
02:00:15
I don't know why you can't just send it.
02:00:17
And then we don't give credit to somebody who's bow guarding your shit.
02:00:22
That really should go to our show.
02:00:24
And he should be linking to our show, not the other way around.
02:00:27
You know what I mean?
02:00:27
Like, that's that's what the problem is.
02:00:30
That's not the problem.
02:00:32
He's not rerouting audience from his channel to our channel at all.
02:00:35
He's not giving credit.
02:00:37
He's not putting anything. There's right.
02:00:40
Yeah.
02:00:41
No no no no no, we
02:00:44
have everything.
02:00:48
He has nothing
02:00:52
that we cannot
02:00:53
get anything for him because we have.
02:00:57
I don't want anything from him.
02:00:58
I just it's principle.
02:00:59
There you go.
02:01:02
I've got a point to make.
02:01:04
Is what I. What I've got.
02:01:05
We have talent to spare.
02:01:07
We have resources.
02:01:09
Not exactly.
02:01:10
Brady's gone, and we're doing terrible.
02:01:12
We can't spare a single person.
02:01:13
What about those
02:01:16
like, I I've been I've been in rare form.
02:01:21
You're doing a fairly good job of holding down the fort.
02:01:25
I'm just sitting here going off on whatever, like the Jeep reboot.
02:01:29
I wasn't planning on going off on baseball cards,
02:01:32
even though I brought a baseball cap in.
02:01:36
I don't know if this is your,
02:01:38
you guys sold this to me or gave it.
02:01:41
Sold it, even gave it to me.
02:01:42
I sold it to someone else. Who gave it to me?
02:01:45
Yeah, I think I just bought.
02:01:46
I think I'm the only person to ever purchased anything from the trade store,
02:01:52
but that's fine.
02:01:53
Whatever.
02:01:55
So in in trying
02:01:57
to find propaganda videos to clip into there,
02:02:00
I did something across this weird video, right?
02:02:03
Which is titled Scout, Scout Leader Scott and the Giant Tent Mission.
02:02:08
And so they're just.
02:02:11
You need some help?
02:02:12
Yeah. No, they just do the tent.
02:02:14
Oh, is he retarded?
02:02:16
No, he's just supposed to be.
02:02:17
Obviously, he's a fake, a young boy, it was actually.
02:02:21
Oh, they drove. Right.
02:02:23
So this is meant to just facilitate that idea without actually.
02:02:27
And this is on YouTube.
02:02:29
This is meant to facilitate
02:02:31
a fantasy idea without actually
02:02:35
doing it and doing it in the form of a YouTube video.
02:02:37
So it goes out to a mass audience.
02:02:44
And it's just like, what?
02:02:46
What?
02:02:47
The thumbnail is actually these two kissing.
02:02:49
But that does not happen in the video.
02:02:52
So that's also interesting as well.
02:02:55
So someone out there is doing this to intentionally entice
02:03:00
the this idea of a scout leader and scout
02:03:05
relationship that is curious.
02:03:08
Now you go okay, so at the end here he puts his hand out is I'll get it.
02:03:13
So they don't say anything.
02:03:15
That's what can we do now.
02:03:17
Anything suggestive other than like this?
02:03:21
No, I don't like I'm not comfortable.
02:03:26
I mean, I don't.
02:03:28
Thanks for watching. So you go.
02:03:30
Okay, well, that's kind of curious.
02:03:31
Maybe.
02:03:32
Maybe we're overreacting.
02:03:34
Look at the comments.
02:03:36
I wish Boy Scouts was this fire.
02:03:39
I'm almost 30, and I want to be the scout.
02:03:42
I love men in uniforms.
02:03:44
It's called. It's a cliche, but I know it's true.
02:03:46
All hearts.
02:03:49
How are you doing?
02:03:50
From my I don't whatever scouts was quite like this for me.
02:03:55
This is like par
02:03:58
for the course here for the for the comment section.
02:04:01
Let's guys, helicopter, helicopter over here.
02:04:04
And he got there right after I'm.
02:04:08
Where is it?
02:04:09
Helicopter.
02:04:10
Helicopter?
02:04:14
Part of the company.
02:04:18
See, you're doing great.
02:04:19
You're my love. How are you?
02:04:21
Are you okay? My dear? I love you so much. Send me the video.
02:04:24
So it's just that, like, everyone's just like, no one's going.
02:04:26
What the fuck is this?
02:04:27
They're all like, yeah, yeah.
02:04:30
So it's weird that that,
02:04:32
that exists now in other weird thing I stumbled across is, the this, this fine
02:04:37
gentleman and, I'm
02:04:40
happy to of you Pentagon target scouts over inclusion.
02:04:45
The Pentagon is threatening to cut federal funding to Scouting America.
02:04:48
The organization formerly known as the Boy Scouts, over its gender
02:04:52
inclusive policies.
02:04:53
The Department of Defense says Scouting America must comply
02:04:56
with an executive order from Donald Trump calling for the elimination.
02:05:00
So he just goes over the facts of the situation.
02:05:02
Then he talks to his queer friends about it.
02:05:04
I'm funding. I'm not going to lose sleep over it.
02:05:06
Oh dear God, obvious queer friends. I think they're twin.
02:05:09
Twin clears that the the Pentagon funding comes from remnants of when Boy Scouts
02:05:14
were Boy Scouts of America and one of their big events Jamboree.
02:05:18
I believe was held
02:05:19
in, in, government property, I believe some kind of military base.
02:05:23
As a former Cub Scout, I remember being told about Jamboree
02:05:27
when I was like, that's like literally 30 something years ago.
02:05:29
I the practically like, I don't remember it was on it was on a big space remembers.
02:05:35
Oh, what's his name now?
02:05:36
He used to work for giant Entertainment for my dissertation.
02:05:40
Zach.
02:05:40
We had a bunch of young, young scouts. He was an Eagle Scout.
02:05:43
He was an Eagle.
02:05:44
I mean, there were a lot of scandals that propelled scouts,
02:05:49
Scouting America to change name.
02:05:50
Some Boy Scouts just got
02:05:52
say, we're not
02:05:53
going to be funding something, you know, it's it's
02:05:56
we know where the right wing.
02:06:17
Person don't sign up for the American empire. Kid.
02:06:20
They don't pay well. Well. But anyway.
02:06:21
But the other part of the story about which is.
02:06:24
Yeah, the president just wants to do by fiat whatever he wants.
02:06:27
And that's not okay either, because, like one, a part of me feels like,
02:06:31
why didn't Obama do this to the scouts back in like 2008 to like queer kid then
02:06:36
and I look back, you know, and we had several den mothers in my name.
02:06:40
I do how he likened it to,
02:06:41
joining the military, as if that's like anything similar.
02:06:46
It is.
02:06:49
How is it
02:06:51
you got to be 18 to sign up for the military?
02:06:53
You the Cub Scouts is
02:06:56
I think I was in Cub Scouts when I was in elementary school.
02:06:59
I was Lindsey Hunter.
02:07:00
He was on the Pistons and I had to leave a signing event.
02:07:03
I don't know what happened to my screen here.
02:07:04
I can only see, oh, it's because I'm sharing this way.
02:07:08
Oh, okay.
02:07:09
Or maybe.
02:07:10
No, no, no, it's the uniforms.
02:07:13
It's it's like teaching you how to be part
02:07:18
of a,
02:07:23
A military team like it really?
02:07:25
Is it that right?
02:07:26
They everything scouts. Yes.
02:07:29
It's more or less, survivalist training in,
02:07:32
very, What do you think?
02:07:35
Boot camp. In a very urban sense.
02:07:37
Yeah.
02:07:39
It's it's it is funny because I was in Scouts, I was,
02:07:42
I went up to we we below I went, oh, we my scout leader.
02:07:47
He put his hand on my my thigh, and he was like, I'll teach you how to.
02:07:51
We blow.
02:07:52
I was not
02:07:53
I was not I knew I was gay before I really,
02:07:56
I was not in scouts.
02:07:58
I was in the,
02:08:01
the, the the Pepsi to the Coca-Cola.
02:08:03
That was Scout I was in.
02:08:06
I was brownie guides,
02:08:09
and, that's very offensive.
02:08:11
No, we we would we're the American guys.
02:08:14
But, yeah, like my my father had the big headdress and I had
02:08:18
to, like, I had to earn every feather in my little headband.
02:08:24
But the hell, sir, the father
02:08:28
before headdress, even though they didn't earn it.
02:08:32
But we had to earn every feather that was so pretty.
02:08:36
You know what the screen is? Black. My screen black.
02:08:39
That's not pretty.
02:08:40
Does it say red? Veto.
02:08:43
It's dark in here.
02:08:44
There's no light.
02:08:46
Oh, yeah.
02:08:47
Third world nation.
02:08:48
And was it a bomb?
02:08:51
You're in Iran.
02:08:52
Okay, so there's just something wrong with my view.
02:08:54
Are you in Iran?
02:08:57
Are you the new ayatollah
02:08:59
of rock and roll,
02:09:02
Ayatollah Reddito?
02:09:05
Is there another choice changed?
02:09:07
Antarctica.
02:09:11
I already guessed Antarctica.
02:09:12
But you didn't say no.
02:09:14
Oh, Greenwood. Are you in Greenland?
02:09:16
Oh, no. It looks fine on my end.
02:09:18
Except my screen is black because my camera is.
02:09:20
You know, I might as well turn my camera off.
02:09:21
It's pitch black out here, right?
02:09:24
There you go.
02:09:25
Yeah.
02:09:25
Now, there you can see you
02:09:26
before I take these squares off the screen,
02:09:28
because I'm about to take them off the screen.
02:09:29
But, just want to point this out really quick
02:09:31
because it's funny that this guy is sort of surprised by this Fox neighborhood.
02:09:35
I mean, everybody knew I was gay before I really accepted it.
02:09:38
I mean, I'm here.
02:09:39
I have to say, though,
02:09:40
that that experience, no matter what you think of the other guys like me too.
02:09:44
And it's like, yeah, it's funny how that works.
02:09:47
It's like my like, it's my fucking gay.
02:09:49
And then he grows up and being gay and it's like,
02:09:50
how did you know I was gay already?
02:09:52
And it's like, I don't know, maybe when you were a kid or fucking doing dude
02:09:56
doing some shit like this, or a crazy gay outfit put on ice skates and dancing.
02:10:01
And I shook, I blew fagots.
02:10:03
Oh, I was the last, you know.
02:10:07
It's.
02:10:09
Oh, boy.
02:10:10
Okay, well, that was good.
02:10:13
So, how's it going?
02:10:15
How's it going out over yonder?
02:10:17
Any problems?
02:10:18
Have any bombs? Nearby.
02:10:20
You hear people screaming, smoked smoke still in there?
02:10:24
Oh, just some tropical clouds.
02:10:26
The, bombs are in Puerto Vallarta.
02:10:29
Oh, that's another hint.
02:10:30
That's another hint to what?
02:10:31
Did you guys guess where I am?
02:10:32
Yeah, or at least say it over here.
02:10:35
No, we won't.
02:10:36
We won't say where you are.
02:10:38
Alabama.
02:10:38
Well, the, Puerto Vallarta is 1900
02:10:42
miles away, so it's not affecting the Southern California.
02:10:45
Everything is business as usual.
02:10:48
Are you going to be able to see the lunar eclipse in about
02:10:51
three hours and 42 minutes?
02:10:54
Oh, my God, I'm not going to be up to.
02:10:57
I have to go reserve
02:10:58
beach chair at 545 in the morning.
02:11:01
You're so gay.
02:11:03
What do you mean?
02:11:04
What do you do on the reserve, a beach?
02:11:07
Sure, fuck the beach. This year.
02:11:10
What do you eat? Where are you going, dude?
02:11:12
Santos, the sand is soft.
02:11:15
You just sit right down.
02:11:18
The sand is the go reserve beach here.
02:11:21
Come on now, what do you on?
02:11:22
Listen, listen.
02:11:23
There's signs everywhere that say no reserving chairs.
02:11:26
But if you get up and go down there by 7:00,
02:11:28
they all have towels and clothes pinned to them.
02:11:31
Yeah, those are the called the assholes.
02:11:34
And when you go down there, you move their shit and you sit down
02:11:37
and when they come, you go. I don't I don't know what you're talking about.
02:11:42
Right.
02:11:43
So we tried that.
02:11:45
It doesn't work out well.
02:11:46
What do you mean?
02:11:49
I mean, you have to be an asshole or you don't get a beach chair.
02:11:52
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's double.
02:11:55
Yeah. Do you know what the f I am?
02:11:58
Listen, listen, listen, you're not just going to set
02:12:00
shit down and go, oh, I reserved it. And it's like motherfucker.
02:12:02
So you don't do that. That's not what we do here. So.
02:12:05
Mozart. No.
02:12:05
But see, find somebody to gives a shit.
02:12:08
You're wrong because that is what they do here.
02:12:10
No, it's what they do.
02:12:11
But it's not what some of they're going to do when I'm there.
02:12:14
Maybe I'm not there.
02:12:16
So let me ask you a hypothetical question.
02:12:18
If the if the world was rotating and you didn't like it,
02:12:23
would you accept that it's rotating
02:12:25
or would you try to kill yourself to make it change direction?
02:12:29
That's see, that's a that's a
02:12:32
give me a better, you know, metaphor.
02:12:34
All right.
02:12:35
Similarly, somebody wants to stick this in your ass
02:12:39
and you can't stop them, okay?
02:12:42
Or you can just walk away and, you know, no, you don't really fight.
02:12:45
You don't really fight them. You just find another way.
02:12:48
And this way, I can definitely stuff them.
02:12:49
I'm. I'm pretty positive I could,
02:12:52
you know, hypothetically.
02:12:53
Hypothetically, you couldn't stop and say it was.
02:12:55
Pick your favorite gay wrestler.
02:12:57
I don't feel I don't believe hypothetically, John Cena,
02:13:01
you shouldn't believe in hypotheticals.
02:13:02
You should just I know, I know, and all of a sudden
02:13:05
we're talking about a beach chair in the long run,
02:13:06
and some asshole fucking tour is going to hit my toe there.
02:13:10
And I'm just going to go.
02:13:11
You fucking move me, asshole.
02:13:13
I I'm not in the real country that I'm in.
02:13:15
I am in an annex of the United States.
02:13:19
You're on a fucking you're on a you're essentially on embassy property to be.
02:13:24
Yeah.
02:13:24
In 1970, they decided to build a little Florida to is what I like to call it.
02:13:31
And it's it's so American I can't find any Mexican food.
02:13:33
Dude, everyone here in 1970, there was seven.
02:13:37
Here's another clue.
02:13:38
1970, there were 700 people living on a cocaine.
02:13:41
I mean, sorry, oops.
02:13:43
They called it a plantation.
02:13:44
You can't do it.
02:13:45
Okay, in a word, I'm,
02:13:50
These gay gingers
02:13:51
and the retarded Asian off the screen.
02:13:55
Oh, yeah. We're done with them.
02:13:56
I like them, though.
02:13:57
He's cute.
02:13:57
There have been almost zero fuckups on this show.
02:14:01
No idea whether why everyone assumes that they're gay.
02:14:04
So I have a bongo.
02:14:05
This is much better.
02:14:06
We're talking theory. Oh, please. Brady,
02:14:09
why did you pick to title the show produced
02:14:12
on the the only show that your producer wasn't here?
02:14:16
I love some, that's what you do.
02:14:19
Sarcasm. Yeah.
02:14:21
So this has been our highest value ever.
02:14:26
We had a wonderful plane ride, but the last four minutes down, because of
02:14:29
the turbulence of being on a bomb island beach from the from the.
02:14:33
Yeah, yeah.
02:14:35
And this friend was did you survive?
02:14:39
Well, we landed, but I got completely nauseated.
02:14:43
No, I understand what you mean by that.
02:14:45
What does that mean?
02:14:46
I mean dog walk.
02:14:47
You people don't use that outside of the medical industry.
02:14:52
Like people say, nauseous like.
02:14:56
I want like like like my window.
02:15:01
Who was out the window? Is this the.
02:15:04
You say something less?
02:15:08
I don't know, do she?
02:15:12
But if you don't hear this from, say, this is correct.
02:15:18
Now, I, being pretentious is correct that I'm pretentious.
02:15:21
Okay.
02:15:22
You're pretentious.
02:15:24
Next call.
02:15:24
I'm up here, but I'm also.
02:15:29
I didn't cause anybody to be nauseated,
02:15:30
so therefore I could not be nauseous.
02:15:34
Oh, that's why you brought it up.
02:15:36
Fuck.
02:15:39
I said I had a bone to pick.
02:15:41
Were you actually,
02:15:43
no, I was nauseated.
02:15:44
Did you.
02:15:46
Did you hear my you about happy go lucky Brady versus.
02:15:50
We lost Brady.
02:15:52
No, I tried to listen, but it's just cutting out, dude.
02:15:56
So the free wifi is ten Meg.
02:15:58
I have to give a Facebook account and some other things to get 50.
02:16:02
Meg, what are we looking at?
02:16:05
Why? This is off the screen? Producer.
02:16:07
How do you do that?
02:16:08
I don't fucking know. I'm either.
02:16:10
Blue, green, red, yellow, purple.
02:16:13
Okay.
02:16:15
Other thing.
02:16:17
Oh, you know what?
02:16:17
When I join, you know what? I'm the asshole.
02:16:19
Change in the fucking slots now because, like you.
02:16:21
Yeah, everything got fucked up when you joined.
02:16:23
That's why I had to. It's all right.
02:16:25
It's it's, relief band.
02:16:28
Welcome. Relief band. Here, here.
02:16:30
Relief band.
02:16:32
This is the, Oh, this is the,
02:16:34
disposable version that came free
02:16:38
with the real version, because what they, I think they want you to do is go.
02:16:42
Oh, give this to probably a friend.
02:16:44
They try it, they like it.
02:16:47
They buy their own.
02:16:49
So it sends a weird electrical pulse down here.
02:16:52
Oh, man.
02:16:52
That kind of like, does, like a weird pulsation almost in your hand.
02:16:57
It's kind of nice.
02:16:57
And it it cures motion sickness.
02:17:00
So I get motion sickness.
02:17:01
It's I always would have to get the window seat.
02:17:04
And I could never even in a car when I was growing up.
02:17:06
Like, I could never, like, read a book or anything.
02:17:09
Even if I'm a passenger in a car, which is very rare,
02:17:12
and I'm looking at my phone, I get like queasy.
02:17:14
And so I have to look up, on a plane.
02:17:16
I have to have, like, context of, like, the orientation of the plane
02:17:20
in the ground.
02:17:21
So if I, if I well, I always would have to get a window seat.
02:17:24
I got that device and I can play games while I'm fucking
02:17:30
on a plane now I am, I can I'm confident to where I'm getting
02:17:34
the aisle seats now because I'd rather have access to a pisser.
02:17:38
Then look out the window, because I've done that, you know,
02:17:41
for several years now to where I'm kind of over looking out the window.
02:17:44
Plus you're you're tall.
02:17:45
Don't you get the exit emergency door for extra?
02:17:48
Yeah. So, yeah.
02:17:48
So the 100% I do get the exit row that has no seat in front of it if I can,
02:17:53
which, I do have that on an upcoming flight.
02:17:56
But if I don't get that, I do then try to get the aisle sometimes
02:18:01
when it comes to the length of the flight, because I know if it's a late flight
02:18:05
or if it's a long flight, I'm
02:18:06
probably going to be drinking and I'm going to have to pass. So,
02:18:10
yeah.
02:18:11
Well, so one, I need you to text me,
02:18:13
text me whatever that is, or show it again so I can see it and write it down.
02:18:16
And two relief.
02:18:19
I heard it from Matt Walsh's show and I believe there's a
02:18:23
he has a problem with that.
02:18:24
So what, just Matt Walsh I don't believe it works.
02:18:28
I didn't believe it either, but I wanted to try it out.
02:18:31
And there was like, the money back guarantee type thing.
02:18:35
And I was very skeptical.
02:18:36
And it's honestly, it legitimately works.
02:18:39
Is it not like 100 so dollars or is it.
02:18:42
Yeah. Yeah, it's I think it's like 200.
02:18:44
I forget, yeah.
02:18:45
See I don't I don't fly enough to make that worth it.
02:18:48
Yeah. Right.
02:18:49
It was, it was, it's been worth it to be honest.
02:18:52
It's a plus.
02:18:53
It's weird. It's a little different.
02:18:55
It's odd because it just sounds like planes.
02:18:58
Yeah.
02:18:59
Sorry. You know planes. Right.
02:19:01
We sat in row 30. There was no window.
02:19:06
Roll through the window.
02:19:07
We had rows. Yeah, we had real 30 and roll 31 and row 30 had.
02:19:10
I don't think it depends on what kind of plane it was.
02:19:12
I think it was a 727.
02:19:16
Was or 30.
02:19:17
Is that in the back?
02:19:18
Yeah, it's pretty far.
02:19:20
Or is that right at the fucking at the exit?
02:19:22
We were right, but we were right behind the wings.
02:19:26
So did you have a zero
02:19:28
or do you just happen to be in an oddball spot
02:19:30
where you didn't have a proper window right at your seating?
02:19:34
Yeah. There was no. Yeah.
02:19:36
Okay. Okay.
02:19:37
Yeah, yeah, that occasionally happens. There's this weird.
02:19:39
So I go to seat guru.
02:19:41
There's a, seat, guru.
02:19:44
I look up like what the best seating is, or there's people.
02:19:47
Yeah, they'll tell you like, oh, this one doesn't have,
02:19:50
And if you don't give a shit about window, you know, then you just know
02:19:54
that that's like an option, I guess, because the other people want to,
02:19:58
I guess Brady and Georgia already? Yep.
02:20:02
I'll be right back.
02:20:03
I have to go find a new jammer.
02:20:05
Okay.
02:20:06
If only. Yeah. On the way back.
02:20:07
On the way back, we do have an exit row.
02:20:11
Which which
02:20:13
I don't know which. Yeah.
02:20:15
So sometimes the exit rows can be deceiving because,
02:20:19
I always check that seat guru, because when you look on the even
02:20:22
when the booking sites, it'll show the exit rows.
02:20:25
But sometimes the one is like normal seat spacing.
02:20:28
The other one has the extra legroom.
02:20:30
And it sometimes it's not the one that you think it is.
02:20:33
But yeah.
02:20:35
And then sometimes it's
02:20:36
you think that you're getting a good seat and then the fucking
02:20:39
stewardess is people's they've got their jump seat right in your situation.
02:20:43
And that's kind of annoying.
02:20:44
But then would be toward the front right.
02:20:47
Well the jump seat isn't.
02:20:49
That's toward the front of the plane.
02:20:50
They occasionally have one in the exit rows.
02:20:53
If the bathroom is located in the center of the plane,
02:20:57
if they if there's a one with the bathroom in the center of the plane,
02:20:59
there's usually a jump seat attached to that section of seating
02:21:06
on just the exit row side.
02:21:08
The the the exit row seat that doesn't have a seat in front of it.
02:21:12
The ride was so bad, especially at the end.
02:21:15
We all got that sick, literally leaving my body sick with so nauseated.
02:21:20
And then it finally subsided and we get into a freaking mic.
02:21:24
A Mexican taxi man in the back row, and he drove.
02:21:29
Drink the water. Believable.
02:21:31
Yeah. You got thirsty.
02:21:32
You got there.
02:21:33
Drank the water, dude. I'm not.
02:21:35
Then you got a taco burrito.
02:21:38
The tap water is filtrate in Florida.
02:21:40
Did it.
02:21:40
And you've just been shitting ever since you got there.
02:21:43
And that's, not another guy.
02:21:45
Yeah, I've had blood leaking out of my anus.
02:21:49
It wasn't licorice this time.
02:21:54
What do you mean, this time?
02:21:58
Well, you
02:21:58
you never had a leaking out of my anus.
02:22:03
So what did I miss?
02:22:06
Absolutely nothing. What did we miss?
02:22:07
I was going to ask you about the the culture down there.
02:22:10
How do you.
02:22:11
Do you get any? I'm telling. I don't know.
02:22:14
I thought we were coming.
02:22:15
I thought we were coming to Mexico.
02:22:17
But we came to Florida to.
02:22:20
Like this dude.
02:22:21
So let me finish my story in 1970 after the coconut.
02:22:25
So long story idea.
02:22:27
There were 700 people, you know, that was the population.
02:22:31
And then the government decided to get connected with the US government.
02:22:34
They both funded this place.
02:22:36
And now there's a big number seven of a manufactured,
02:22:38
you know, they like, what do they call that when they bring the sand up,
02:22:42
they dredge this, they press the sand and made like a beach.
02:22:45
So there's a lagoon you got every resort has beach on both side,
02:22:49
a lagoon and a in a in an ocean.
02:22:52
And it's shaped like a number seven.
02:22:53
So it maximizes your ocean view.
02:22:54
Everybody has ocean view, but there's hot dogs, hamburgers.
02:22:59
You know, the only beer they have is modelo. You.
02:23:01
And what kind of beer do you have? They say modelo.
02:23:02
Modelo?
02:23:03
Modelo?
02:23:03
Modelo.
02:23:08
I don't know, it's weird when I go to,
02:23:09
southwest states, they have, like
02:23:13
mostly just Mexican beer selections, which is mainly just like Modelo and Corona.
02:23:17
And it's like, it's it's like the shittiest beer selections.
02:23:21
They don't really have much dynamic shit going on.
02:23:23
It's weird.
02:23:24
Get ready.
02:23:25
Producer Mount Rushmore of Mexican beers.
02:23:27
How long is this take for him to hit it?
02:23:30
The one thing
02:23:31
about Mount Rushmore is they are one through four.
02:23:35
It is just, oh, there.
02:23:36
Before I go in, in no more up in man, no order.
02:23:41
Corona
02:23:43
modelo Daseke's.
02:23:46
Red stripes, automotive
02:23:50
Bible figures.
02:23:55
I don't know, another one.
02:23:58
Say it's a country.
02:24:00
You can't not put them on the Mount
02:24:01
Rushmore just because of how influential they are.
02:24:05
I think I'm close on that one.
02:24:07
I, I swear I had four
02:24:10
the sons of the t, my son who's in a fraternity.
02:24:14
Nu or fraternities go to.
02:24:18
Yes. Yeah, yeah.
02:24:20
Bruce.
02:24:22
Oh there. Now. Yeah.
02:24:24
He just if it hasn't gotten yet, he just either doesn't know it yet or it hasn't.
02:24:28
It hasn't gotten there yet.
02:24:31
Waddell will. He already said
02:24:34
modelo.
02:24:35
Oh, I said that Mount Rushmore of Mexican beers
02:24:39
is modelo modelo, modelo and modelo.
02:24:42
Those seconds which corona and so.
02:24:48
Oh. No.
02:24:50
What the hell? That was weird.
02:24:51
The one thing about Mount Rushmore was they are not ranked one through four.
02:24:56
It is just, oh, there are four.
02:24:59
Yeah.
02:24:59
So the Mount Rushmore button estate is staying lit up right now.
02:25:03
And it won't it won't unload.
02:25:04
So I went back to the background.
02:25:08
I came back around the one I did blank with audio.
02:25:11
Blank with audio is, you know, blank with audio.
02:25:17
Stupid name. Well, I don't know.
02:25:19
I just want to.
02:25:20
Well, it sounded like it wasn't.
02:25:23
Look, right above it.
02:25:23
There's just a blank.
02:25:24
Been one up until now.
02:25:29
I think next week's
02:25:30
shows, topic should be Brady's appreciation.
02:25:34
And under.
02:25:34
Under underappreciated is underappreciated.
02:25:37
One word appreciation.
02:25:40
A word this is bullshit is underreported.
02:25:43
No, I don't like word or two words.
02:25:47
What do you like specifically?
02:25:48
I don't know, Gary leaves
02:25:51
and we have to work our asses off and Gary gets all the glory.
02:25:55
Be in the guy who, like, makes the triumphant return.
02:25:57
Brady leaves and like, you know, we're we're trying to make it work.
02:26:01
And then Brady gets all the glory and it's like,
02:26:03
what do I deserve to fucking leave for a month or two
02:26:06
just to get some fucking little come up ends in this motherfucker.
02:26:10
Right.
02:26:10
So I completely I don't want to compare.
02:26:14
I know he's a really piece of shit move to the record
02:26:17
because I'm on vacation and I'm still here on the show.
02:26:21
I have never, oh my lord has his federal vacation, by the way.
02:26:26
By the way, you know how many trips?
02:26:29
The only lighthouse trips I've got on fucking Myrtle
02:26:32
Beach, fucking balconies and all of the balconies
02:26:36
and yes, Myrtle West balcony and all the back off, motherfucker.
02:26:40
I'm not talking about you.
02:26:42
I'm talking.
02:26:43
I just said, I said, don't forget everybody.
02:26:46
You hear?
02:26:48
I tell you something, brother face of the franchise, bitches.
02:26:54
Do you miss the first four shows?
02:26:55
And then other than that, you've been here every time.
02:26:58
Every time.
02:26:59
Brady has to watch the show for the first time because he missed the thing.
02:27:06
I'm not going to watch the show.
02:27:08
You lose.
02:27:10
Excuse me?
02:27:12
I talk about what did I miss?
02:27:14
Start over. I just got here.
02:27:16
Okay.
02:27:17
Do the do monologue again.
02:27:19
Okay? Okay, here we go.
02:27:21
No no no no no no no no no
02:27:24
no. What's the worst thing about eating vegetables?
02:27:29
The wheelchair gets nothing.
02:27:33
I think that's rude to wheelchairs.
02:27:37
So in World War two.
02:27:39
But the farm Matthew Uno lived.
02:27:44
As above, so below.
02:27:46
We're.
02:27:47
You know, we're still on YouTube and everything.
02:27:48
Right?
02:27:50
Yeah.
02:27:51
We do know how to leave it.
02:27:53
So we just left it. Yeah.
02:27:55
So that's that's rubble studio. I have to do that now.
02:27:58
You got to play the Brady in your show. I'll do it for a few minutes.
02:28:00
Why the fuck did he like, why did he leave like that?
02:28:03
We don't know. Because.
02:28:05
Because I came in and,
02:28:07
well, you're not official.
02:28:09
I would think.
02:28:09
You would think that you would just at least check with things.
02:28:14
Yeah.
02:28:14
Go to bed and, you know, you're going to text me, going to push the button.
02:28:18
It's pretty crazy. But,
02:28:27
It's the Brady and Joshua Brady and ordinary
02:28:31
as above and so below, because he's so close Brady.
02:28:36
And for sure we're doing it our way.
02:28:39
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady.
02:28:43
And your show it's Brady and drawer extension.
02:28:48
The Brady drawer.
02:28:51
You thought yeah this is the Columbo structure.
02:28:53
And this is something I talk about a lot in my videos.
02:28:56
Because I think it's a crazy find.
02:28:58
And I don't understand why it's not keeping up more of the top.
02:29:00
There you go. Yes.
02:29:01
The Columbo structure is these pieces of wood
02:29:03
that have been joined together, deliberately cut in notches
02:29:05
and connected together, tapered and secured at right angles.
02:29:09
And they think it was either a kind of raised walkway, like a
02:29:12
on a raised platform or a house, a dwelling, a hut, some kind of structure.
02:29:16
And why this is so paradigm shifting is because not only does
02:29:20
this kind of screen, the humans potentially lived in permanent settlement.
02:29:25
So sorry I haven't even said this.
02:29:26
This is 476,000 years old.
02:29:29
So this predates Homo sapiens. It's crazy.
02:29:32
So last so long.
02:29:33
Wrench.
02:29:33
Yeah, I would say it's a massive monkey wrench because not only does it
02:29:38
kind of really dispute this idea that we didn't settle down
02:29:41
until 12,000 years ago with the Neolithic, because, I mean, this is a structure.
02:29:45
I mean, and it's it's so
02:29:48
unlikely, it's so unbelievable that this would have survived.
02:29:51
But that kind of suggests that it's it's not the only one.
02:29:54
Right.
02:29:54
There could have been loads of things like structures everywhere.
02:29:58
What is that evidence that they found
02:30:02
everywhere.
02:30:06
Would you guys, about the war?
02:30:10
Hold on one more.
02:30:12
Okay.
02:30:12
Because it ties in with that a bit.
02:30:15
The war.
02:30:16
You hear about the war, what do you think about the lifespan of 200,000 years
02:30:21
and and who has been their leader for the last 50,000 years?
02:30:25
And who has two sons and Leo and Enki.
02:30:29
And Leo works with their scientists to figure.
02:30:32
We talked about these guys leave the planet if they spray
02:30:35
microscopic gold particles into the atmosphere
02:30:38
to reflect the sun's radiation coming through the existent ozone.
02:30:43
You know, one problem is they don't have any gold.
02:30:47
So they set out searching for planets who do and found Earth.
02:30:51
They know Earth has life, but just few primitive
02:30:55
bipedal creatures who are less than half the size of the Anunnaki.
02:30:59
So they figure if we have to, we can take them.
02:31:03
So they send out a party of 300 on anarchy and 600, and Gigi
02:31:08
headed to Earth with a mission of heat and mining Earth's energy.
02:31:13
The are actually a separate alien civilization that had been conquered
02:31:17
by the US many years earlier
02:31:20
and made into their own personal slave force.
02:31:24
So once they land on Earth, in the area that we know today as Mesopotamia,
02:31:29
the anarchy under the rule of Anu Sun Enki
02:31:32
put the Iggy to work building a settlement called Eridu,
02:31:36
giving them all seven days to do it, the g 20 but they get it done,
02:31:42
I mean, and then we're on to digging for that gold and dig they did for
02:31:48
about 150,000 years, with ships arriving regularly to take the gold back to Nibiru.
02:31:54
But it's not enough.
02:31:55
They need more gold and keep on hunger.
02:32:00
And what was terrible treatment before gets even worse
02:32:03
in trying to get the gig to work harder.
02:32:06
But the gig are done
02:32:09
under their leader,
02:32:10
ultra horses, the Iggy proclaim
02:32:13
on your own gold, the collapse the mines and attack the city.
02:32:18
They lose and are quickly brought back under control.
02:32:21
But the Iggy still refuse to go back to work.
02:32:24
Enlil, who's like the top administrator guy, says they're treasonous.
02:32:29
They all got to go.
02:32:30
But Enki, more of a science guy, says, slow down, we're not going to kill.
02:32:36
How long is that?
02:32:37
I thought they have a better idea. Shit, like a real.
02:32:39
Let's use the locals.
02:32:41
They're not really smart.
02:32:42
This one of yours or Gary.
02:32:44
Give them a little of our DNA.
02:32:46
We can come up with something smart enough to work the mines.
02:32:49
Makes sense, but not smart enough to ask question.
02:32:52
The Anunnaki say work. The Mayans.
02:32:54
Okay, that was a weird group. That was it.
02:32:56
It is an
02:32:58
so yeah.
02:32:59
So the anti anarchy thing is interesting.
02:33:01
I believe it to a certain degree.
02:33:02
And I also don't it's it's got some believability scale and it's
02:33:06
also got some complete non believable like Nibiru because where is it.
02:33:12
Because every time I hear it's coming around. Oh no this is it again.
02:33:15
Oh there was the comet that was coming through.
02:33:19
Whatever the fuck planet X I think.
02:33:23
Yeah, whatever. Nibiru plant all that shit.
02:33:26
Yeah. That was supposed to be the, Goddamn.
02:33:28
It was a stupid Atlas. Supposed to be Atlas.
02:33:30
The comet was supposed to be in the Bureau three at 3 a.m..
02:33:33
The, the, December 21st,
02:33:36
20, 2012 was supposed to be Nibiru.
02:33:40
Yeah, but, I mean, if you say the world
02:33:42
is going to end every day, eventually you're going to be right.
02:33:45
Yeah.
02:33:45
Yeah, eventually.
02:33:46
And then you'll be like, I told you, I told you, no, no, you'll be home.
02:33:49
It'll be.
02:33:50
I'm going to be sitting here going, I don't give a shit.
02:33:54
That's true.
02:33:55
That's that's obvious. You don't you don't need a drop of that.
02:33:57
We all know you give a shit about the right.
02:33:59
Yeah, but I love that you said it exactly this way.
02:34:02
It's true.
02:34:04
Not exactly with as much accentuation, but it's true.
02:34:07
How's. How's bro?
02:34:08
I never knew that.
02:34:09
I honestly never knew that. What?
02:34:12
The brother got a new job or just a new shift at the same job?
02:34:16
I don't know, I thought you're gonna ask me, how does freedom smile?
02:34:18
Because that's like, that's all we get over here and you're in some fucking shit.
02:34:21
Piss poor third world country barely scraping together.
02:34:24
I'm in a third world country, country
02:34:28
is, Does your dollar stretch
02:34:30
any further in the resort towns, or do they know that you're from America?
02:34:33
And so they adjust pricing?
02:34:35
Yeah.
02:34:35
We're going down to the city tomorrow to get dollar street tacos
02:34:40
and pesos.
02:34:40
Street tacos.
02:34:42
Know.
02:34:43
So the exchange, the Mexican dollar, it says 17.
02:34:47
No matter whether you give them cash to go to an ATM or bring pesos.
02:34:51
So it's just easier. Everybody takes us the.
02:34:54
Yeah, that's what you usually do in Canada too.
02:34:55
And you just assume you're giving them a little tip.
02:34:57
You're like, hey, this fucking goes further.
02:34:59
Treat me better because you're getting more bang for your buck here.
02:35:02
Then we prepaid for everything.
02:35:04
So it's all inclusive, so I don't have to pay for anything if I want.
02:35:06
I mean, we keep in our house, they call it a handmaiden.
02:35:09
Handmaiden? Does the room.
02:35:11
Oh, Hindi.
02:35:12
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Hey, I'm
02:35:16
so, you're.
02:35:17
So you're leaving the protective custody of the resort villa
02:35:22
and venturing out to the war zone of Mexicano?
02:35:27
No, we're going to the before.
02:35:29
To to city center.
02:35:31
Yeah.
02:35:34
I mean, it was like a fucking.
02:35:36
Was like a turnpike rest.
02:35:37
I feel like
02:35:39
that's a the fucking.
02:35:42
Yeah, yeah.
02:35:43
You know what else?
02:35:44
I'm pretty sure I actually at Starbucks when we went to the ruins,
02:35:49
we walked, you know, a little bit to these old Mayan ruins and be true.
02:35:52
This was a subway, a chicken, chicken, something Jared Goldmark.
02:35:58
But yeah, they have everything.
02:36:00
There's a Walmart, there's a Costco.
02:36:02
But Walmart is spelled right.
02:36:03
Like, yeah, dude, it's do this.
02:36:06
Like, do they take you you have to have your
02:36:09
is Costco cards.
02:36:11
Is that like
02:36:13
national or is that only.
02:36:16
So I wanted to go I'm like I want to see what Mexico Costco's like.
02:36:19
Well if you have a cast, you have a Costco membership.
02:36:21
Does that.
02:36:21
Like can you just scan your car there and get in,
02:36:23
or do you need like a Mexico membership?
02:36:27
No, I, I would assume it's good.
02:36:29
It's not.
02:36:29
Costco Espanol la.
02:36:31
I don't know if it says it's global.
02:36:33
I don't know, you can go to one in any country.
02:36:35
I don't know if it.
02:36:36
I never thought that was a thing, to be honest.
02:36:40
Yeah, I know Walmart spelled a Walmart.
02:36:45
But it's a Walmart.
02:36:47
Isn't the house for all of it.
02:36:48
Well, it should be called Walmart.
02:36:49
I think they probably just need to do a study.
02:36:54
Whatever you call it,
02:36:55
phonetically, esthetically,
02:36:58
but ethically because it's.
02:37:01
Yeah. So we can I don't know what else.
02:37:02
What they probably pronounce it somewhere else
02:37:04
because it's Mexican would be els are do they.
02:37:08
Well,
02:37:09
you mean in their alphabet?
02:37:12
Yeah, it was all right.
02:37:13
El el toro, El Guapo. Everything is el.
02:37:16
Yeah. I'm done. Yeah, everything is all.
02:37:19
Yes, we plan nothing.
02:37:21
So literally we've done nothing.
02:37:22
But like, I think I, like, change my bed.
02:37:25
It's wonderful.
02:37:26
Morales.
02:37:27
Jet skis.
02:37:30
Be careful.
02:37:32
Of what?
02:37:33
The ocean.
02:37:36
You have jet skis in this exact ocean before.
02:37:38
It's awesome. It's weird, though, because it's like.
02:37:40
It's like turquoise water. Yeah. It's deadly.
02:37:42
It's definitely not.
02:37:44
There's things that can kill you and harm you. Yeah.
02:37:46
It's Carl, there's Carl, the sharks.
02:37:50
Did you see Steve Irwin on the fucking front of the.
02:37:53
Yeah, yeah. Wrestling the goddamn Stingray.
02:37:55
A little while ago, there was a, like, a shark warning and stuff,
02:37:58
but it turns out it was stingrays flying sideways.
02:38:02
You can see they're saying,
02:38:04
well, you know, what do you call it when they swim?
02:38:06
I don't know, they'll fly stingrays, things like this.
02:38:10
Like, they do jump out of the water bad, I think.
02:38:12
I don't know why, but they do.
02:38:15
I mean, the
02:38:17
water wings.
02:38:18
I can't bring myself to parasail.
02:38:20
I think I see too many people break free and smash.
02:38:22
Yeah. Especially recently. Yeah. There was some shit recently even.
02:38:25
Yeah.
02:38:25
No, I can't get my family one to consider it.
02:38:28
They're like, no, it's just I don't, I don't it's fine.
02:38:30
I've been on an airplane. It's the same thing.
02:38:33
I don't think it is, if ever hung from the.
02:38:35
Have you ever hung from the bottom of an airplane? That's.
02:38:37
I don't feel I don't want to, I don't I don't know if I want to feel like
02:38:40
if I went, if I went skydiving, like Mike, I wants to do skydiving.
02:38:44
It's like, no, because I, I just don't.
02:38:45
I know that you have to do the tandem and you're, you're dangling
02:38:49
from somebody else's front.
02:38:50
And I'm just going to feel like I'm falling the entire time.
02:38:52
Like I'm going to be like wanting to cling to shit because just human
02:38:56
fucking reaction is going to tell me, I don't trust this rope harness situation.
02:39:01
So I want my hands also on something that I know is going to be like, secure.
02:39:05
And I'm not going to like the feeling of it.
02:39:08
I'm not going to feel comfortable until we hit the fucking ground.
02:39:12
And that's the bad part, too.
02:39:13
When the parasail break free, there's still a parachute.
02:39:15
They have two handles you can steer, but the freaking tourists have no idea
02:39:18
what to do.
02:39:18
So yeah,
02:39:19
but yeah, they tend to whip around because usually when they break
02:39:22
free is like, usually when they're out of control.
02:39:24
Yeah, yeah yeah. And it is super windy coming in off.
02:39:27
And then once you start whipping around that shit can get get some steam behind it
02:39:31
and then you whip into the fucking ocean.
02:39:32
There's some ocean is not not soft
02:39:36
from 100ft up in the air.
02:39:40
Yeah.
02:39:40
I was in Aruba with jet skis. It was amazing.
02:39:42
But the crystal clear water, if you go out just a little bit farther than
02:39:46
it's, you know, deep, dark
02:39:48
sharks, whales, whatever.
02:39:52
Plans.
02:39:53
You can take a submarine and check out the coral, but
02:39:56
it's like going to space and being in a tiny little pod.
02:39:58
I don't want to go in the ocean and be in a tiny little capsule.
02:40:03
Well, to freak you out, just in case.
02:40:05
So accident for two British.
02:40:07
There's no way we're going.
02:40:08
No way.
02:40:09
Your cell line broke. The young
02:40:11
mother and sister were up in the air when a freak storm blew through.
02:40:15
Yeah, a freak storm.
02:40:16
Does this look like a freak fucking storm to you?
02:40:19
Yeah, we had we had one freak.
02:40:20
This looks like an inevitable fucking storm today.
02:40:24
It looks like.
02:40:25
Oh, of course it's going to fucking storm broke, dude, be nice at all.
02:40:29
The air was tossed through snow.
02:40:32
So yesterday or the second day we were here, it was totally beautiful.
02:40:36
We were sitting on the beach and a freak storm blew up.
02:40:40
It only like missed it.
02:40:41
But in over the ocean there was nothing.
02:40:42
And then within five minutes it was like exactly what you're looking at.
02:40:45
The waves kick up like that.
02:40:47
Everything, dude.
02:40:48
It's like all of a sudden it's like a mini hurricane.
02:40:50
And then you're like, shit, this whole day's ruined.
02:40:53
And then in like ten minutes, it's back to normal.
02:40:55
Because the tropical, there's such changes in temperatures and fronts and stuff,
02:40:58
and it's hitting the land.
02:41:02
Yeah.
02:41:02
Like it.
02:41:03
Don't fucking undermine me, you asshole.
02:41:05
Let's continue this breach.
02:41:07
The line broke the young brother and sister.
02:41:09
But for the record, that's in Lake Tahoe, not the fucking Caribbean snapping.
02:41:13
I'm just saying that happened to the boat.
02:41:15
Yeah, this in America
02:41:16
came not in, like, touches and only, luckily, minor scrapes and bruises.
02:41:20
Luckily.
02:41:24
I like that you always had that one friend.
02:41:26
You're in the middle of nowhere.
02:41:26
You're in the middle of a freaking submarine on a deserted island state,
02:41:30
and he pulls out of Dubai.
02:41:31
Luckily, I had a be.
02:41:38
What is this their view?
02:41:39
I don't want to see their view.
02:41:48
Is this the same people?
02:41:50
No, it's different people.
02:41:53
But the views.
02:41:53
Oh, no. I.
02:41:58
Of course they're women.
02:41:59
They're going to be screaming.
02:42:01
We move a little fucking like bar.
02:42:04
Like I'd be like, can we get some thicker steel here just for the sake of it?
02:42:07
Like,
02:42:09
yeah, but it's a little like heavy.
02:42:11
The little look, little bit like.
02:42:14
Wait, so what exactly goes wrong here?
02:42:18
So. Oh, the whole the line went.
02:42:20
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:42:22
And the, the recoil at first.
02:42:27
I want to hear him scream.
02:42:30
Oh no.
02:42:31
No, it just happened.
02:42:38
Like I might panic for a split second, but then I'm like,
02:42:40
I'm grabbing my handle and I'm seeing if I can do anything.
02:42:45
Okay, you know what?
02:42:46
Come to think of it, it doesn't look like they have control steering handles.
02:42:49
They just have a harness.
02:42:51
Yeah, I don't think there is pull behind.
02:42:53
So I don't know if they,
02:42:55
they have
02:42:55
I don't know those that handle the ride above that with that red line on it.
02:42:59
I think that's.
02:43:03
It looks just like an extra hand this shit right here.
02:43:05
I think
02:43:08
this right here I think is the fucking what she needs to reach for.
02:43:13
Yeah, I don't know. That doesn't even look fun to media.
02:43:14
That's probably right.
02:43:15
No, that's that's that's from the, What?
02:43:18
Just snapped off.
02:43:19
So that's just dangling because that's what the other thing was attached to.
02:43:24
Like how she's like,
02:43:25
clinging to it, like it's like she's going to fall or some shit.
02:43:28
You know, she never drops the selfie stick.
02:43:31
Well, why would you?
02:43:32
You could record your back here. What do you mean?
02:43:34
It seems like they're just slowly crashing to the ground.
02:43:37
There you go. There's.
02:43:38
Oh, that was that could have been any fucking softer.
02:43:41
The fuck I'm looking at.
02:43:42
It's pulling them out to the ocean. Now, if I'm.
02:43:44
When they crack into a building.
02:43:47
Oh I'll take off. They'll.
02:43:50
Oh. Killed.
02:43:51
Now to an ABC news exclusive with the husband who is speaking
02:43:54
for the first time since his wife was killed while parasailing in Florida.
02:43:59
Look at the weather.
02:44:00
What do we do? Family says they look at that weather, right?
02:44:03
Why why, why why?
02:44:04
Lightning strike comes down.
02:44:06
That's how she was killed again. You.
02:44:09
Hey, Robin. Good morning again.
02:44:10
Yeah.
02:44:11
This is a man still very much in pain, but he decided now is the time
02:44:15
that as much pain as his life was just as the summer travel
02:44:18
season, he and his family were out on the Florida Keys.
02:44:21
Do we have footage of parasailing excursion they found on?
02:44:24
It's from ABC news.
02:44:26
I'm sure they're not going to show the other adventure to the other.
02:44:29
So he's got a GoPro though.
02:44:31
They got GoPro footage of it and nephew.
02:44:34
They get into the pairs.
02:44:36
Not real.
02:44:37
In the parasail.
02:44:38
The captain made the decision to cut it loose.
02:44:42
What are you thinking when you saw him cut the rope?
02:44:45
Whatever he was doing.
02:44:47
Not real in the sea of why he made this decision for it.
02:44:50
And I was also scared.
02:44:52
The parasail caught in wind gusts of up to 30mph.
02:44:56
His boat was probably getting the kids picked up the kids
02:44:59
when the boat's crew could not real in the parasail,
02:45:03
the captain made the decision to save his own life.
02:45:06
What were you? So it was it really pulled him that bad.
02:45:08
Cut the rope, dude. Yeah.
02:45:10
It's funny, even here with just a little bit of wind at the boat,
02:45:13
it just was a constant rattle and it barely moving.
02:45:16
Exactly. See, when it goes.
02:45:18
Because one wasn't it?
02:45:20
It was.
02:45:20
Compare sails look like down the beach.
02:45:22
One way, you know, down one way.
02:45:24
And they're like zipping along
02:45:25
when they turn the other way and go against the wind.
02:45:27
I'm like, look, that boat is just sitting still.
02:45:29
And I was like, oh, it's connected to a parasail.
02:45:31
They do this fucking,
02:45:33
look, this fucking lawyer.
02:45:36
Yeah.
02:45:36
He didn't he didn't get the right, I don't know.
02:45:39
He's like, we don't fuck.
02:45:40
I'm not scared of fuck around.
02:45:44
So they ask a couple questions that aren't aren't too cool.
02:45:47
And he's probably pissed right now. But they didn't.
02:45:49
They edited them out.
02:45:51
It was the wrong ethnicity and horrible moments.
02:45:54
The three passengers come on parasail, dragging them for miles
02:45:59
before hitting a bridge.
02:46:00
Tree is holding the captain's leg, begging him
02:46:04
to please go out there and see.
02:46:06
Oh my God, the husband was in the boat
02:46:07
and he goes ahead and tells them, don't worry, the bridge will help.
02:46:11
That's where the pair said that
02:46:14
yes, he said to you, the bridge will help.
02:46:17
Yeah, it'll help him retrieve his parachute back.
02:46:19
Yeah, yeah, they'll they'll stop on the bridge there.
02:46:23
We will. We will get the parachute. No worries.
02:46:25
You'll be able to think he'll be able to gather them.
02:46:27
Was charged at the bridge.
02:46:28
Slaughter and multiple boating violations.
02:46:31
He's pleaded not guilty.
02:46:33
Party has, of course, suit against him.
02:46:35
His colleague, the boat company. Yeah, dude.
02:46:37
As far as I know, this shit is not regulated.
02:46:40
Weather reports that should have prevented them
02:46:42
from sailing failed to provide enough safety.
02:46:44
They're not going to lose a day's worth of revenue on board and didn't
02:46:48
properly bring down the parasail after losing control of it.
02:46:52
There's so many opportunities.
02:46:53
How do you bring it down if you lost control? Damn it.
02:46:55
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Right?
02:46:57
You could play before losing control of it.
02:47:00
I think what they meant to say not here.
02:47:02
Back while parasailing incidents.
02:47:04
And for the record, he was right. The bridge did stop.
02:47:06
The parachute didn't change.
02:47:07
Yeah, no, it definitely allowed people to collect his family.
02:47:12
They want to get away at the bridge.
02:47:14
What should. We should reach out to this guy on the signage.
02:47:17
So do you still use the parachute?
02:47:20
No point.
02:47:20
Yeah. Did you see?
02:47:22
Is that like, you know, when you like,
02:47:23
somebody in your military dies and they, like, do the flag on the.
02:47:27
Do they do that with six people so far died in the U.S.
02:47:31
military? It was New war.
02:47:32
I think World War three started.
02:47:35
No, it didn't.
02:47:38
They wouldn't do it.
02:47:39
Okay. Trump wouldn't do that.
02:47:42
He's a he's an in and out kind of guy.
02:47:44
He's in and he didn't quit it kind of guy.
02:47:46
Yeah.
02:47:47
You and I both know that Palantir made this decision not Trump.
02:47:51
Yeah.
02:47:52
But he's not going to sustain like this is more or less fuck some shit up,
02:47:57
let your presence down, and then let's just move on with shit
02:47:59
that's kind of how he seems now that there's a paper from 2009
02:48:04
that came out and said, we're going to try to have peace talks with Iran.
02:48:06
We want them to fail.
02:48:08
We're then we're going to attack them.
02:48:09
Your wildest regime change.
02:48:12
So it was all
02:48:13
planned in 2009, and there's papers to prove it
02:48:17
everywhere.
02:48:18
And there was so good 2009.
02:48:21
There was a paper that was released that they and they planned it all.
02:48:24
Palantir.
02:48:24
They're going to they said they're going to try to like grant peace talks.
02:48:27
Peace talks are going to fail,
02:48:28
and it's going to give us a right to go in and get regime change.
02:48:32
Oh yeah. Right. Yeah.
02:48:33
They killed number one.
02:48:34
And then now they've killed number two.
02:48:38
So they're just going to keep killing the leaders until they change,
02:48:40
you know, to a different regime, which is going to be controlled by us.
02:48:42
And it'll probably be the new till they change the one that we like.
02:48:45
And then we're going to be like, oh, you guys need to stick around
02:48:48
and can stop killing
02:48:50
if we don't get Greenland and put a nuclear sub base there, then
02:48:53
somebody else is coming in
02:48:55
and we're going to lose our street or whatever, and our trade.
02:48:58
It's very strange. Whatever.
02:49:00
Yeah, I forgot what it's called the straight of Hamas or something like that
02:49:04
straight away.
02:49:04
I don't, I don't know, geography, Candy land.
02:49:07
Yes, that's what it was.
02:49:09
The slide.
02:49:10
Yeah. Right.
02:49:11
What is it, what is it?
02:49:12
Between Green Land, Candy land and Lava Land
02:49:15
or Sirup slide and lollipop land.
02:49:18
Right.
02:49:22
So you think our show is going to stay on YouTube?
02:49:24
Because I didn't see it.
02:49:26
They were about 300ft in the air.
02:49:28
So at first depends on how transformative we come off.
02:49:31
Dude, I was shocked at how was battling one real damn.
02:49:35
They saw more than NBC and CBS.
02:49:40
They started screaming as
02:49:41
loud as they could, fearing they were about it doesn't mean the sharks
02:49:44
are going to come and eat you, right? Waters.
02:49:47
We spoke to two of the young ladies.
02:49:49
Kennelly. Wilkerson is the third one that they got.
02:49:51
They were definitely they're like 100% you know what?
02:49:54
Yeah. That's another reason why I don't want to go up there.
02:49:56
I want to I want to enjoy the waters.
02:49:58
I don't want to see everything that's in it.
02:49:59
The adults on the boat, young adult,
02:50:02
depressed.
02:50:06
But they can't be heard.
02:50:08
The roar of the engine and the wind is drowning out their screams.
02:50:13
There should be communication. Start.
02:50:16
Don't you like some one of the bitches love the phone or some shit like
02:50:20
either the water.
02:50:25
Sharks.
02:50:25
All right. Here.
02:50:27
Do you know shaking a bunch is not going to help you guys.
02:50:31
I thought I was going to make it out to water that day.
02:50:33
Unfortunately, they all made it safely out of the water.
02:50:37
Yeah, they were overreacting.
02:50:38
Santa Rosa because they're whale sharks.
02:50:40
They're friendly.
02:50:41
Five years ago, was this a GoPro or is this a like a phone?
02:50:44
Because if this is a phone and they're still too busy filming
02:50:47
and they were texting their parents or calling my parents terrifying shark scare.
02:50:51
Chloe so lost her life in a car accident.
02:50:54
I know say they're glad the video has now resurfaced.
02:50:58
They see it as paying tribute to their friends.
02:51:00
Zest for life that you guys in the car.
02:51:03
That's where the story
02:51:05
walk into
02:51:07
the water, look at them thrashing around like it hurt.
02:51:10
Wounded in the water, right?
02:51:12
The water and the.
02:51:16
Like they've they kick hard enough.
02:51:17
They're going to start flying again.
02:51:18
I was like, maybe I could kick it in the face.
02:51:20
I genuinely don't think that
02:51:22
I thought I was going to make it out to water that day.
02:51:25
Fortunately, not the way. Right.
02:51:26
There's only intervening
02:51:27
to that's why I said that are on the forefront of coast action.
02:51:31
No, no, she died in a car crash years ago.
02:51:33
I know video has only now been, but it's almost like she got it.
02:51:36
And in a terrible turn of events.
02:51:39
Three the land Shark with the terrifying shark scare
02:51:42
Chloe Shortall lost her life in a car accident three years ago.
02:51:46
What do they say?
02:51:47
They're glad the video has now resurfaced.
02:51:49
They see it as paying it out with their friends.
02:51:52
It's hard to tell these days. 14
02:51:55
it turns out that she was going to get so 18 year.
02:51:58
She started kicking and screaming.
02:52:02
When she started kicking and screaming,
02:52:04
that.
02:52:08
What is going on here?
02:52:15
Well, they dip into the water and the guy
02:52:17
takes,
02:52:20
You know, out of the water.
02:52:22
And that's because you realize
02:52:25
they should give him skis.
02:52:28
Is the upside down slow down.
02:52:31
That.
02:52:35
They're laughing.
02:52:36
Look, he's upside down.
02:52:39
Oh. That isn't good.
02:52:46
They're still laughing.
02:52:51
Yeah, because they probably assume, like, oh, it's safe.
02:52:54
And then the guy that's driving, it's going, fuck, I want to lose my company.
02:52:59
Now. He should just start driving to Cuba.
02:53:02
You're going to fall.
02:53:03
It's.
02:53:06
Going to fall is you.
02:53:08
No, of course not.
02:53:11
This is perfectly normal.
02:53:15
Oh, that.
02:53:16
Look. See, this is different.
02:53:17
They actually have, like, a winch on the rope in white as well.
02:53:19
They all have their
02:53:22
I don't, I don't I think the,
02:53:24
the boat on the previous one, I think just even, just maybe the winch
02:53:27
wasn't powerful enough or the, the wind was dragging the boat too much.
02:53:31
I think the wind was too powerful on the previous one.
02:53:34
Oh my God, you're literally falling out of the.
02:53:39
He's like, he's holding on by his legs.
02:53:43
That's it. That's
02:53:45
that's all.
02:53:46
You're in there by.
02:53:49
Are you kidding me?
02:53:50
He was a gymnast. You're allowed to do that.
02:53:52
So just with that little of no no, dude, that.
02:53:55
Are you doing that tomorrow?
02:53:57
I have no intention.
02:53:59
Let's not watch jet ski accidents next.
02:54:02
Oh, I love jet ski.
02:54:03
Sales are great.
02:54:06
Just make sure you're not.
02:54:07
Are you going with other people?
02:54:09
Yeah, my whole family.
02:54:10
Yeah.
02:54:11
So, have you done it before with your whole family?
02:54:13
No, I didn't have kids.
02:54:15
I didn't have kids. Then.
02:54:17
Are they jet ski riders in general?
02:54:20
Yes. Yeah.
02:54:21
Snowmobiles.
02:54:25
Okay.
02:54:25
So I guess that's that's got the similar.
02:54:27
No, wait. Hold on. You know.
02:54:29
No no no, no. Exactly.
02:54:30
I guess water is different.
02:54:31
Hold on. Those are skiers.
02:54:33
Look at the handle.
02:54:34
Those are different.
02:54:35
We're doing wave runners.
02:54:37
No that's fine. It doesn't matter.
02:54:39
Yeah, but you just don't.
02:54:41
You don't understand.
02:54:43
You know, like, if you're not used to it, you might accidentally, you know, gas it
02:54:47
when you don't mean to or you don't know how to,
02:54:49
like, stop drifting in one direction because you
02:54:52
you need to point the nose where you want to go and gas it.
02:54:55
If they have reverse, great.
02:54:56
But sometimes you don't like I don't know.
02:54:59
It's it's scary if you have nervous people and you're riding in tandem
02:55:03
because you get people
02:55:04
that just make a random left left turn and the other people aren't ready for it,
02:55:07
and you just crash into each other and it's like, yeah, it's it's yeah.
02:55:11
So I'm hoping my family, my family is smaller, my family are all producers.
02:55:16
Nobody's riding, I won't I don't even like riding in a car.
02:55:19
Do you think I like riding on a I produced.
02:55:23
So when you ride just like putts, you're just going to putts around.
02:55:26
No, we're getting four of them.
02:55:28
We're all driving.
02:55:29
Yeah.
02:55:30
So I mean you could crash into each other right in there.
02:55:32
No. Like crashing.
02:55:33
I want to see them crash in New York in this big in this.
02:55:38
Yeah.
02:55:40
No because people want to make random.
02:55:43
It's like, you know, you do skiing right
02:55:47
now. Not water skiing, just snow skiing.
02:55:50
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
02:55:51
Like, if you're skiing
02:55:51
and there's people around you and they're doing their weave pattern,
02:55:53
and all of a sudden they start changing their shit up
02:55:55
and you got to go, you know, you know, I mean, right
02:55:59
know, even there you've been there. No.
02:56:05
Okay. Well, I'm a snowboarder skier.
02:56:07
I just I just stop and move out of the way.
02:56:11
You know, I mean, I mean, I controller.
02:56:22
I'm. I'm not finding them crashing into each other.
02:56:25
I'd really like, because they're relatively safe.
02:56:29
I mean, if you fall,
02:56:31
which, when we were in a room with my wife, fell off, they.
02:56:34
I mean, they just they stop when you climb back up.
02:56:38
You. Now,
02:56:42
when the fiberglass break.
02:56:47
Yeah.
02:56:50
I wish I had one that fast.
02:56:51
There's no way they're giving us one like that.
02:56:54
Yeah, I have one that, You know, you don't,
02:56:57
75 miles an hour, 300 horsepower.
02:57:01
No, it's just like top of the line GPS
02:57:04
doesn't that doesn't GT limited 100%.
02:57:07
I do. Yeah.
02:57:09
Why don't we have, like, an annual show fucking trip?
02:57:12
And also
02:57:14
we we.
02:57:17
It's pretty lame because.
02:57:19
Because the like is no joke.
02:57:22
The lake is no joke.
02:57:23
Yeah, there's big rocks and shit.
02:57:25
You got to watch out.
02:57:27
Yeah, not in the ocean.
02:57:33
You got to know the water.
02:57:36
I mean, you can fuck around, but I.
02:57:40
I wouldn't suggest you do it without.
02:57:42
Okay? No, you never.
02:57:44
When I grew up, you didn't even.
02:57:45
You didn't even get a license for these.
02:57:46
You can just drive anywhere.
02:57:48
Remember, forebears, it would die on fucking day.
02:57:51
Oh my God, for years. Yeah.
02:57:52
When I.
02:57:53
When, like.
02:57:53
Yeah, that kid died. That place is cool.
02:57:57
Yeah, but it was not really my first
02:57:59
speed slide.
02:58:02
I was on the speed side.
02:58:03
Yeah, I wrote that speed.
02:58:04
So I like that. Speeds like. But, yeah.
02:58:09
Because there was like it was some other shit tied into that area.
02:58:11
But there was the jet skis fall
02:58:12
because they went into the area that was reserved for fucking forebears.
02:58:16
That was. Yeah, but what section?
02:58:17
Wasn't it like a kid that was like 11 or 10 years old?
02:58:19
I don't know, to. Right.
02:58:21
He was a young, I don't know, really young.
02:58:23
Yeah.
02:58:29
Oh, shit.
02:58:29
You know what?
02:58:30
I got to walk up to the adult pool and put my fucking.
02:58:32
Yeah. So you got to, like, avoid shit like this.
02:58:34
Like when assholes.
02:58:35
Or even though I think this is meant to be artistic, but.
02:58:38
Yeah. Oh, monkey.
02:58:40
You gotta watch it for the monkeys and only monkeys.
02:58:42
Where you know, just, Iguana.
02:58:46
You got to go to Monkey Island.
02:58:48
No, you don't, unless you're monkeys.
02:58:50
Jetski fails, and we're doing, like, belly flops.
02:58:53
He's about to get hit by a jet.
02:58:54
Do we run out of footage?
02:58:58
Yeah,
02:58:58
my son's like my son's like you do that.
02:59:01
I can't wait for yours.
02:59:02
Yeah, just get the insurance on.
02:59:04
Or if there's no liability as far as.
02:59:10
That's a shitty thing, because I've heard of plenty of times
02:59:12
where people run jet skis and they get fucking bunk ones
02:59:14
just because people typically beat the shit out of them.
02:59:17
Oh, yeah.
02:59:17
You know, I don't know anyone who's ever railing beat the shit out of.
02:59:23
But, dude, we're just it's more of like a tour.
02:59:25
We're just going to go up and down the beach.
02:59:26
We're not doing tricks and flips and shit.
02:59:30
We're not even turning over.
02:59:31
Is there any car that the Carlin anywhere?
02:59:34
Yeah, yeah.
02:59:35
As I said, we're going to take a submarine
02:59:36
to check out the coral, but I am not going to like it.
02:59:39
I can't do that.
02:59:42
Not getting in a submarine.
02:59:43
That's crazy.
02:59:47
Fucking ocean.
02:59:48
Whatever it.
02:59:50
Ocean Avenger.
02:59:51
Ocean.
02:59:54
What ocean?
02:59:56
See, I do jet skis.
02:59:58
I do jet ski crashing into each other.
03:00:00
And all it is, is fucking people dying.
03:00:02
Somebody died. Somebody dies in there.
03:00:04
Me? Yeah.
03:00:04
There's, like sale video where it's like, oh.
03:00:10
Yeah.
03:00:11
So just be careful. Something.
03:00:14
Oh we're to be careful. Not great.
03:00:16
I don't want to do this shit with just Gary.
03:00:17
It's going to be difficult in a boat.
03:00:19
My son might be crazy, but I'm in to Oneida Lake near three.
03:00:25
Jet ski had to be airlifted to upstate University.
03:00:28
You're giving me your word that if your son dies, you're still.
03:00:30
You still got the guts.
03:00:31
You can still do the shell injury.
03:00:33
No passenger.
03:00:34
Also.
03:00:35
No. Yeah.
03:00:36
I'll be broken. Is expected to recover. Yeah.
03:00:39
You mean you'll be able to at least click buttons is under investigation, right?
03:00:44
Depends on how bad the accident.
03:00:48
Decapitation
03:00:50
right now, bro.
03:00:51
Slow down.
03:00:53
That's a commercial.
03:00:54
What about just, like, severed at the waist?
03:00:57
I think that'd be worse than the head.
03:00:59
Interesting.
03:01:01
Really?
03:01:04
Oh, I don't think you.
03:01:05
I don't think you can remove your severed head waste.
03:01:10
Yeah, but you would.
03:01:10
You could easily do it.
03:01:11
You could do, like, a casket job and no one would know, like, at the head
03:01:14
severed.
03:01:15
You'd have to, like, be turtle neck or, like,
03:01:16
have a really tall collar, like you could.
03:01:20
You know, I'll be I'll be blunt, but I think if you're severed
03:01:23
at the waist, casket presentation is the least of your worries.
03:01:30
No, that would be your only
03:01:32
so quite would be the you're the last thing that you would need
03:01:36
to be considering.
03:01:38
What was the last leg and then his head.
03:01:40
Then after that, it's like, you know, nothing else matters.
03:01:43
Once that casket closes, it's.
03:01:46
What do you think would be the last thing to go through his head?
03:01:48
The jetski.
03:01:52
That that one through his neck?
03:01:55
I don't know, because they do say if you like.
03:01:57
You know, there is a few seconds of, like, it doesn't just all shut down.
03:02:01
Like, you're not going to be, like, fully aware of stuff.
03:02:03
There might be some, like shock, but there is some value of the cognizance
03:02:08
that's there that you can interpret post decapitation.
03:02:15
Oh yeah, I'm sure it's just all shock and disbelief.
03:02:18
I'm sure it's immediate shock and disbelief.
03:02:20
You're just like, like anything
03:02:22
you get in a car accident, you're like, oh, that really just happened.
03:02:24
Like it's there.
03:02:25
You get it's your body smart enough.
03:02:28
It's the pain can help you deal with it.
03:02:29
It just shut you down.
03:02:31
I don't think you really feel it because it's so fast.
03:02:35
That's.
03:02:35
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
03:02:36
It's. It's right.
03:02:38
Hey. What's it.
03:02:39
Look at your nerves already.
03:02:40
Like the, lunar eclipses.
03:02:42
The spinal cord severed.
03:02:43
Like I think you lose feeling.
03:02:48
Most places anyway,
03:02:50
I don't know when the.
03:02:51
The eclipse, the total eclipse of the heart of.
03:02:56
Well, if I go to browse on it, I'm Gary right now.
03:02:59
If I do anything on my phone, it's going to disconnect me.
03:03:06
A day, if that
03:03:07
turns into calls for help after two jet skis
03:03:10
collided head on in Sarasota County.
03:03:13
Yeah. Me too.
03:03:14
The Life Conservation Commission tells us two people were taken to the hospital.
03:03:18
Their conditions tonight are unknown.
03:03:20
As Fox Thirteen's
03:03:21
Kimberly Queen reports, first responders say when you were out on the water,
03:03:25
you have to pay attention to your surroundings.
03:03:30
Sunday night,
03:03:30
around eight first responders rushed Toledo, KY.
03:03:34
After two jet skis collided head on, throwing four people into the water.
03:03:38
Each was brought to shore by good Samaritans.
03:03:41
It could be anywhere.
03:03:42
It's, just unfortunate and you can't stop it.
03:03:45
You just do your best.
03:03:45
The FWC says the driver and passenger of the first personal watercraft
03:03:50
had minor injuries,
03:03:51
but the other driver and passenger were rushed to a Sarasota hospital.
03:03:55
Sarasota local John Lancaster.
03:03:58
No fun on the water can turn in an instant sometimes.
03:04:01
You know, people get complacent more in the water
03:04:04
than they do on the roads that they're driving on.
03:04:08
The Sarasota County Fire
03:04:09
Department helped respond to the call and brought the patients to the hospital.
03:04:13
They're fun, but they're also very dangerous,
03:04:16
just like all the other vehicles we have, Assistant Chief Tim Dorsey says.
03:04:19
That's why safety precautions, including a life jacket
03:04:22
not only on but secured, is vital, he says.
03:04:25
For those on jet skis or similar watercraft, should also consider wearing
03:04:30
a helmet.
03:04:31
You're driving at, you know, 35, 40 miles an hour on the jet ski.
03:04:34
You fall off in the water.
03:04:36
It's like hitting the concrete pavement.
03:04:38
As the SWC continues their investigation, Chief
03:04:41
Dorsey says as summer continues, anyone on the water need
03:04:47
be constantly aware of everything around you.
03:04:50
And if I'm making a turn as there, a boat or a person in the water over there.
03:04:53
So you have to be it's just common sense.
03:04:58
So because in a split second, things can go wrong in Sarasota County.
03:05:02
Kimberly, Queens on Fox 13 news.
03:05:05
The FBI says this remains an active investigation.
03:05:09
A full report may be issued upon the conclusion of the investigation.
03:05:14
That reminds me of me.
03:05:15
When they my kids leave, I'm always like being able to beat, to commercial
03:05:19
I thinking commercial meat base 44.
03:05:22
But everything they said was so stupidly obvious.
03:05:27
My kids leave the news report, my kids
03:05:29
leave to go out and stuff when they're like little younger.
03:05:31
I'm like, be careful. And they're like, oh no, we weren't going to be careful.
03:05:38
Where there's a giant ship.
03:05:42
I don't know if I have anything off hand.
03:05:46
Do you have anything on hand?
03:05:50
All right then as well.
03:05:55
So. Well.
03:06:03
It's the Brady, and I'm trying to find.
03:06:08
Those are time lapse.
03:06:14
Hey, everyone.
03:06:17
I'm just trying to find some videos here,
03:06:19
but I don't know if I can find them.
03:06:24
They're videos of jet skiing.
03:06:25
Unlike here in.
03:06:28
I don't know if I can find it.
03:06:30
I'm trying to find it,
03:06:32
but I have yet to find it.
03:06:35
Maybe I will find it soon.
03:06:37
Please pray with me and pray that I will find it soon,
03:06:41
and hopefully it will be found soon.
03:06:44
If not,
03:06:47
yeah,
03:06:48
do not be upset
03:06:51
because we will one day rise again
03:06:55
and find the video and show it to you,
03:06:59
because that's what we do here.
03:07:01
So we show you.
03:07:05
I just I can't find the fucking shit.
03:07:08
I thought I had some stuff here, try
03:07:12
to freak out the club
03:07:14
because they did say hello.
03:07:17
Did you rage quit with the answers
03:07:19
that to go
03:07:22
where in the world is Dr.
03:07:26
Drew? Yo, Georgia.
03:07:30
Where in the world they were?
03:07:32
I was somewhere and got them.
03:07:35
Or where are these fucking videos?
03:07:38
I will give it a few more
03:07:41
patient fucking moments.
03:07:45
Now I'm on my
03:07:47
USB drive.
03:08:01
But there's a jet ski folder.
03:08:03
I like that folder.
03:08:04
Name.
03:09:21
Pretty sure I'm flooring it here.
03:09:36
Nice other one.
03:09:39
Oh, that's my old jet ski.
03:09:41
That's my new.
03:09:51
This is a good video because it's fucking wavy as shit here.
03:10:16
Yeah. So,
03:10:19
this is.
03:10:20
Oh, no.
03:10:20
This is the fucking same one I was just showing.
03:10:31
That so?
03:10:41
This is about turnip.
03:10:42
Turnip rock
03:10:44
and portion
03:10:46
or not? Port.
03:10:47
You're in Port Austin area, so it's pretty choppy, but
03:10:53
ain't take no match.
03:10:56
So there's a ton of rocks around this
03:10:59
bend right here where all these kayakers are going over here.
03:11:02
But, I typically like to
03:11:05
when there's other jet skiers that are trying to, like, show,
03:11:07
sometimes they want to race and like, I just, I got I got 300 horsepower
03:11:12
on a fucking jet ski.
03:11:15
So I usually just do shit like this.
03:11:24
Where's it that?
03:11:31
Yeah.
03:11:32
Because the guys.
03:11:33
Yeah, they want to, like, race and shit. So,
03:11:37
where is it?
03:11:40
Oh, yeah, I do this first.
03:11:42
I check my shit.
03:11:47
Play.
03:11:48
Oh, see, I've already taken off.
03:11:49
Now I got it.
03:11:54
But 75 miles an hour
03:11:57
I've gone. Max.
03:12:05
Yeah, I'm
03:12:05
pretty sure the jackass is trying to race me to the right.
03:12:09
And at first, I was just kind of playing around.
03:12:21
But it is pretty wavy in a general sense.
03:12:25
It's not exactly flat. That's why you see me weave in a bit.
03:12:28
Because I'm trying to follow more wave patterns.
03:12:31
Because the waves are going left, right a bit more.
03:12:40
And so I'm
03:12:41
getting less sharp because I'm kind of riding them down.
03:12:44
The wave,
03:12:46
through the crest versus
03:12:49
the going straight at him and hitting every peak.
03:12:53
But that's the Port Austin lighthouse right over there.
03:12:58
Yeah,
03:13:00
that's me being gay.
03:13:07
Yep. And Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo.
03:13:13
Poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy
03:13:15
poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy
03:13:18
poopy poopy poopy poopy.
03:13:26
How do we,
03:13:28
how do we, do the handoff?
03:13:30
Do we do what's.
03:13:31
I called
03:13:32
where you pass your audience to some other motherfucker.
03:13:35
If we even have any.
03:13:38
If anyone's still there.
03:13:42
I want to get one to turn rock.
03:13:44
I don't know if I'm going to be able to.
03:13:49
I got to turn it back before that video.
03:14:06
There is the turn it,
03:14:16
Yeah, that's my old jet ski.
03:14:18
Oh, that's from the rear.
03:14:23
Yeah.
03:14:23
It's, entertaining.
03:14:28
Which will let me just flip through this way, but I don't think I can do that.
03:14:34
Because I'm doing, like, a brief preview
03:14:38
and then have to share the screen,
03:14:39
which I don't know if I fully want to.
03:14:47
Yeah.
03:15:10
Try the fun.
03:15:11
Turn it!
03:15:11
Motherfucking rock!
03:15:21
That's fucking Harbor Beach here.
03:15:27
This is the port of.
03:15:31
Beach.
03:15:40
Is this harbor features?
03:15:41
Is port? No, this is Harbor Bridge.
03:15:45
Look at this.
03:15:45
Cool little, like inlet Bay area that.
03:15:50
You can tour around and.
03:15:54
Pretty sure I go.
03:15:56
I hold at 75 in this area here, too.
03:15:59
I definitely don't think I'll go 75 right now because these birds are here.
03:16:02
I don't want to appear to be a complete asshole.
03:16:04
Plus, there's an opening coming up here where boats come
03:16:07
in, so I usually like to just make sure shit's clear before I start to.
03:16:11
Just so nobody bothers me.
03:16:15
There's also traffic coming in
03:16:17
right here, because that's the in and out
03:16:20
over here.
03:16:26
Yeah.
03:16:26
But,
03:16:38
God damn it.
03:16:39
Yeah. That's me.
03:16:40
Just drown in the fucking.
03:16:42
There's some shit.
03:16:53
Still within that bay area here.
03:17:02
Yeah.
03:17:02
Here we go. This is 75.
03:17:06
I'm purposely kind of looping around past this in that area
03:17:09
so I can hit this whole strip hauling ass without worrying about bothering anybody.
03:17:15
Because this is also blockading a lot of the waves.
03:17:19
So I get a lot more smoother shit over here.
03:17:23
Oh, there's a boat.
03:17:24
Is there a boat there? Set a boat
03:17:27
straight. Shit.
03:17:28
I think.
03:18:04
And I slowed down because there's a boat coming in.
03:18:06
So I just don't want to appear to be unpredictable or.
03:18:12
Any kind of shit.
03:18:13
But where's the.
03:18:16
I thought I just saw the lighthouse.
03:18:17
We go.
03:18:17
So. Yeah.
03:18:34
Okay, so there's definitely no sound. So.
03:18:40
Just jamming out some music.
03:18:43
Yeah.
03:18:44
So that's inside Harbor Beach.
03:18:47
Harbor.
03:18:48
This is a flat.
03:18:50
Oh, my God, much higher. Hell, yeah.
03:18:53
Oh, hell no no no.
03:18:58
Oh, how we got much money up. So.
03:19:04
Oh, I.
03:19:08
Go to the lighthouse.
03:19:11
The harbor.
03:19:12
Back to the Port Austin lighthouse.
03:19:14
I don't know, I forget I, did not
03:19:16
double check if.
03:19:23
It was a voice man.
03:19:35
I need to know if this can be heard.
03:19:39
Oh, I can't hear all the.
03:21:31
Funding that's coming through.
03:22:02
I don't think that's coming through.
03:22:12
It's supposed to be able to loop back my DJ shit to the main stream here.
03:22:15
But it is not
03:22:18
jiving, which is fine.
03:22:21
So this is the rain
03:22:24
I don't like on that is the port.
03:22:27
Oh, barks lighthouse, which is in that same
03:22:33
trio ish.
03:22:37
No matter what I do, I can get the loop back to go with my job.
03:22:40
I've done it.
03:22:40
I did it before, like a long time ago. But.
03:22:45
But,
03:22:47
Yeah.
03:22:53
There's another hole in this video, and,
03:22:55
I think I'm going to end it here. So.
03:23:00
And if we want to pass our audience
03:23:02
to that redneck weirdo dude
03:23:06
or the dude who does the cartoony shit, I don't know if is still listening
03:23:10
or if I'm even still live streaming, but.
03:23:30
Oh. All right.
03:24:21
I'm somewhere in the hallway. In the shit.
03:24:24
Kick it over to, What's.
03:24:26
It's fucking the other daily. Do
03:24:29
and the.
03:24:30
Here's the.
03:24:30
What's.
03:24:34
Thank you.
03:24:36
Bro. I.
03:25:18
Fledge rants live.
03:25:19
This week we will be doing drugs.
03:25:22
You heard me right. Drugs.