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Recording.
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In five four, 132.
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Seven.
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146. 12.
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Oh, my.
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You're. God!
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Gary. Yeah.
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You're stepping up the monologues lately now.
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And I look at Brady.
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He's so back up.
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He looks like one of those hack show producers.
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But you know who understands those tech guys is,
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they only mock him because he
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he cooks like such as the views don't matter.
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Okay. And he returned his.
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It's so big.
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Can't believe it takes it usually so wrong.
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But most of, like, out there.
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But, I mean, Hey.
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Wow. Look, but he's just so bad.
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I like Brady back, and I cannot lie. You.
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Well, Westworld, I'm his brother.
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I can't deny that when a producer walks in with a flat. Grant's case.
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Monday, 10 p.m.. He in your face, you unsung want to get much higher.
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Cause you noticed that Brady's back and buffet deep in the heart he's wearing.
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I'm hooked and he can't stop swearing.
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Oh, Brady, I want to get higher with you and roll the clip.
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My homeboy tried to warn me, but those hats you got make me, me so horny.
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Oh, I'm smooth sound.
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You say you want to get in my stream.
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Well call me, use me cause I will.
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58633 I've seen I'm ranting to hell with romance in sweat.
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But you gotta go on like a 1987 I'm trying it back hard.
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Saying track shows are a thing.
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Join that flat flattering.
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So when I come back, he got pack a snack.
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So tell us, fellas, a producer got your back.
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Hell, you tell me.
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Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake, shake and help me snack.
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When he got back.
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When he got back.
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It's flat.
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But what if, what if
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I use those things and turn I like them fat.
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And when I'm going out, I just can't help myself.
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I can like animals. Now, here's my sandals.
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I want to get in your home row and, double up.
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You know, I ain't talking about reruns cause I.
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The podcast I made for boys don't want them real quick.
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But you see a lot so fun that you see Rumble Gary Brady get your rumble
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begging for a piece of that trouble. So I'm looking at all clips.
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Knock me like hoes you can have I'm on clips, I'll keep my producer
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Bojo l word to the dictator yes, you might want to get with God.
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You won't cause women,
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But I gotta be straight when I say I want to rush out to the break of dawn.
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Brady got it going on a lot of sense.
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Won't like this song cause it parks like a hit it and quit it.
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And I'd rather stay and play.
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Cause I'm a god and I'm strong.
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And I'm gonna get the flame break on. So. Brady.
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Yeah. Brady.
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You want a drum roll in my toy up, then turn around to get out.
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Even Mrs. Jerry's got to shout
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like that
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way back
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when I was Herbert Rosen turn.
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When he got back
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Brady got back Brady got back.
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Yeah.
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Gary, when it comes to producers.
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And Gary abandoned in the chair with an eight one half.
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They call 15863 rants three.
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Only if he's black.
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It's in.
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So your other producer was a clip.
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No duh. Playing like that killer I said it's like Minnesota.
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But you gotta know that in the back of his jet ski, black rats don't want none.
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Unless you got Brady, hon,
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you could do rob bells on Parrot Meadows, but please don't consider another one.
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I play that hard, hope and tell you that that you ain't gone.
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So they weld it and leave it and I pull up quick to believe it.
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So Kramer says you're gone.
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Well, I down with that because your show was out
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and your rants are kicking and I'm thinking bout you.
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Still the draw shows I'm a drag queen. You ain't a mistake.
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Give me a Brady I can't resist, red beans and rice that miss him?
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Some knucklehead tried to dish cause it's clips on my list.
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He had game, but he chose to quit it.
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And I pull up. Quit to get with them.
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So, ladies, if the Bradys around and you want a flag grab, hold down, down.
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One five, eight, six, three brand three.
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I kick it with more McDonald.
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Skinny Brady got bad. I'm back
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Brady got back back, back.
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Little in the middle but he got much. Had little in the middle.
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But he got much fat little in the middle.
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But he got my sack.
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Little in the middle buddy. It's a snack.
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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It's just a scripted comedy show.
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These guys are not experts,
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doctors, lawyers, therapists,
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or even particularly well-adjusted.
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Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm,
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or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people events is purely coincidental and kind of hilarious.
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They are not a responsible for emotional damage, cognitive
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dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urge to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from H.R.
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will be hearing about this. By the way.
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Hi, Dave.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing,
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or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge.
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Rants Live is filmed in front of a live studio
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audience. And.
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And we're back.
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Hi, I'm
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Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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I've been feeling nostalgic lately.
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Looking back
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on, past flash cars.
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Now, I'm not expecting you to
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look back at $800
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plus of content that we've created and put out there, and.
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And you don't need all of that to get some of our inside jokes
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that you'll hear today. Most definitely.
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And we like to make each cast
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a standalone.
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So, Last week
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I did call myself out for, appearing my head in the sand.
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There's a lot going on.
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And there are a lot of distractions and
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they need us distracted so
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we don't catch on to the fact that we're being mistreated.
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Well,
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and I have to call myself out because I am doing exactly that.
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I'm a good consumer, and I do the right stuff,
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and I pay my mortgage, and I pay my taxes, and I go to work
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and all that fun stuff that I'm that I'm supposed to do,
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I do it, I do it, I, I, I, I apply for my registration on time
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and I, I've got all my paperwork in order and I,
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I do this stuff to make my life easier.
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But then
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I like to amuse myself and,
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I think fortunately for me.
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I like to amuse myself with what's going on.
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And I think everybody needs to educate themselves
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and take it upon themselves to figure out what's going on.
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And in a lot of ways, we're sitting on the shoulders of giants,
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and they're we have to trust the professionals.
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We have to trust the academics,
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and we have to, in order to stand on the shoulders of giants.
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We have to,
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in addition to repeating
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the the steps that
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that got us here to to make sure that the, you know, the scientific
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method is in order.
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Which I guess brings me to my next point.
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I like to use words like pre dynastic, antediluvian, axiomatic substrate.
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The like this white lab coat, it gives me unearned legitimacy.
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In case you're wondering if I am qualified to tell you anything about anything.
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Spoiler alert I'm a fraud.
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But, Right.
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Okay, so this is one of my,
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one of my pet peeves is, I watch, like I said, a lot of entertainment.
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And with that comes a lot of advertising.
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And like I said, I'm a great consumer, and I want to try all the
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the drug, the medication
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that they tell me to ask my doctor
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about and tell my doctor about all the
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problems I'm having and the prescriptions I've taken, which she should know anyway.
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Anyway,
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This one bugged me.
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I like the, the insurance commercials.
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They're kind of funny.
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There's a lot of very funny insurance commercials.
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Although I think the insurance industry kind of resembles a Ponzi scheme.
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But that's a rant for another day.
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I just recently watched.
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Well, I've been watching the stupid FanDuel casino.
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There's a lot of online casinos, and they're all advertising.
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They spend a fortune on advertising, so they must be making money off
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of this stuff.
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But there's a federal casino trillionaires
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ad with an endless tandem bicycle.
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I'm sure you've seen it.
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And I would just like to point out
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there is nothing more thrilling them
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than a monotonous chant.
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Don't they have a sounding board to run these ideas off of?
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I mean, I've got two like two guys that will tell me my ideas are terrible.
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Now, to be fair,
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I'll still run with it anyway.
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But I've got two people that
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tell me that I'm being ridiculous.
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So they decided that this,
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riding a
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an endless tandem bicycle
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into this corridor, this doorway,
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which could lead into an abyss
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or a portal or some idiotic.
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Oh, who knows?
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But I didn't see the back end of the bike.
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So the front end, the
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the there's one, the guy in front has handlebars and a view,
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and everybody else has looked, say, at the back of the person in front of them,
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no one can steer and you're just no matter where
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that guy's going, you're all, you're in there.
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And it's kind of Soylent Green.
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See? Feel to it.
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The, and it does.
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It kind of reminds me of, you know, animal slaughter.
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And if they're heading into oblivion, that's where they're all going,
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and that's creepy.
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Everything, in fact.
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Ten the bicycle is endless.
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That's one of the creepiest concepts there is in the universe.
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Infinity.
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Like, if something's infinite,
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we can't even put our minds around it.
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We can't comprehend something that is infinite
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because there are no practical infinities that we could,
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we could never even understand.
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So, let's go.
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Let's get back with my stuff.
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One of the things I like to
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look back on is the Great Pyramid of Giza. And.
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And how
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there is no legitimate reason
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for the ridiculous precision
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that went into building it.
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Now, it's
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kind of necessary for weight distribution and to keep it built for all this time.
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But we're being
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told that it was a burial site,
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and that wouldn't
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make sense with the precision with which it was built.
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That's not necessary for a tomb.
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It is going to a lot of painstaking trouble
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in order to do something completely unnecessary.
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So ridiculous precision
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is unnecessary for what we say.
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It was.
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So this is one of those cases where you can't really trust the experts
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because it doesn't fit the evidence.
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And I've been I've been saying it for a while, but it
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history repeats itself.
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If you're not, if you don't study history, you're doomed to repeat
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it. So.
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My my theory here is that there have been,
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there's the celebrity and hypothesis.
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If you haven't heard of the solarium hypothesis, it's from a Doctor
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Who thing I've mentioned in on the show before.
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But like I said, this is a standalone.
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So let's let's get into the Silurian hypothesis is there have been some past
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civilizations that we don't know about because they haven't been,
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destroyed, wiped away or otherwise obliterated.
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Now,
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I like to talk about the Younger Dryas event.
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It was the last cataclysmic occurrence.
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Now, the Dryas is a is a, small white flower
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that only exists, only exists in the Arctic.
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And we found fossil records of the
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the driest little white flower,
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delicate white flower, but hardy like.
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But it only exists in the Arctic.
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So we found it way further south.
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But during that period of time.
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So we we knew that the Arctic
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region
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reached down and there were a lot of,
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a lot of the water was locked up in glaciers.
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Now, when that water melts,
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the ocean levels rise hundreds of feet.
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And they did.
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And it just made sense.
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We do it to to this day.
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And we build our, our, our cities are,
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are centers of, of population near waterways
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because it makes it easier to transport things.
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Well,
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that's a
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good explanation for the Silurian hypothesis.
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Whereas
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those,
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the remnants of those civilizations would be wiped out
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by, well, flooding.
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And, there is evidence of that. So,
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I kind of want to
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look at this from a different perspective.
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I always throw in some conspiracy nonsense
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and UFOs, aliens, that kind of crap.
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Let's toss out all the stuff that we don't know for sure
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and just just build from what we do know, which is scant.
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We don't know much, but let's
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just say no aliens
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for today or right now for this thought experiment.
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Is it possible that our predecessors
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or cousins or past human species
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built up civilizations that weren't fossil fuel burning civilizations,
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but other advanced technologies that allowed them to be,
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agricultural?
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And, that brings me to my next point,
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the bottleneck
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that I keep talking about every cataclysm, if you can pass
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some information through that narrow bottleneck of survivors
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and and like I've said before, also, a big civilization that,
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utilizes the resources of everyone,
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and they are a community that rely on,
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a lot of moving parts in a cataclysmic situation.
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They would be wiped out and back to the Stone age,
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whereas so one more tribal
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who are already close to the Stone age
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would have a leg up on
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the more advanced shoulders of giants gone by.
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We reach for the stars.
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We touch the sky.
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Rise on the backs of giants.
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For starters. Fire. We roar.
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So how can we get much higher?
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And that brings me to my next point,
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which is I believe we were given language, mathematics, agriculture.
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Politics.
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A few key things.
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The calendar, knowledge about
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the celestial bodies.
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I think these were handed down to us
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through these bottlenecks.
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Then fast forward to
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the industrial era, and I think we reverse
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engineered some old technology that.
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We had already developed long, long ago.
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No aliens, not reverse engineering something from another planet.
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But re engineering things that,
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civilizations on this planet,
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they were born here had.
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And we came up with again this, technology explosion we've had,
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we're we're shrinking down and shrinking and shrinking and shrinking
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the, the, the space it takes to save information
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and the the amount of time we can save that information for
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that is very interesting.
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And back to the show, though.
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There are some things I want to bring back and some things that I don't, like,
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I used to include Ronald Reagan quotes every week.
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Don't worry.
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I'm not bringing those back.
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I do want to bring back the picture.
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We'll,
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I'd love to play another game
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like we used to play video games on the show.
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We haven't played a game in a while, so I'd like to bring that back.
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I, I noticed that the phone number was included in the opening song.
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The phone doesn't work.
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I tried calling in after I went to bed last night or last week.
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Sorry we haven't been on the air for a week now,
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and although we're right on schedule and we haven't missed a week,
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it has been a week since we had a large guest live on air and we're back,
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but we don't even miss a week
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when our producer is in, I believe Jamaica.
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So, I would like to get the phone
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number up and running so we can have some audience interaction.
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And I also brought back Captain Giggles.
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Roll the clip.
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Brady.
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Roll the giggles.
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Brady.
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Sure.
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You're muted.
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Brady's back right.
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But as you wish.
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We didn't realize.
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Good.
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This is me doing my creative process.
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This is me painting
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the guys.
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Well this is just kind of a
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weird this is more of my creative practice.
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Just kind of
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weird backgrounds, kind of trippy.
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And it's just a process.
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I don't think you need a person.
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I think it's pretty creative.
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So those first three video illustrators
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were kind of related, and then they wake up and realize it all.
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The green. But that was the real
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cool.
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And this was that Blood Moon lunar eclipse last week.
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But that's not what it looked like.
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This part of the world.
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And, you know,
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sometimes you want to be a circus performer
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when,
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but the whole point about
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I make things that don't make sense
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would be the what's the what's going on?
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But that this, like, nautical thing
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on set, I think there's much about it would be like, what?
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What the hell was that?
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And first of all,
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there are no freshwater dolphins and there are no saltwater waterfall.
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So I don't know what the hell that is.
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So. Well, then then the boy from a golfing.
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So there's that.
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That makes no right.
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That makes no sense, doesn't it?
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The fact that there's no freshwater dolphins, they breathe air anywhere.
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Right?
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Good point.
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Has anyone tried
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to put the dolphin in the water?
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Maybe that's just where they die.
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Why is it snowing in the middle of spring?
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This makes absolutely no sense at all.
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They talk big.
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Yeah, Haley, but they talk.
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Why wouldn't I? Astronauts.
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The dark. Oh. Maybe the.
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Oh, I'm. She's also a mime.
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I don't know for sure.
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I don't know who they're climbing up.
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This is cool again.
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This is good artwork.
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Hi. Hi.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh, I got to go back.
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I don't know, John, I was bored,
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I started doing giggles, and you got lonely,
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so I go look for here.
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Yeah.
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You see why you don't want to go over.
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But the sound of the event, there's more white bunny.
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If you feel
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you see boy Bunny.
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This was supposed to be dodgeball.
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It doesn't look like dodgeball to me. It was.
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I'm falling and trying to stop the him.
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And then I.
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I thought, surely after a certain amount of banter, scarier.
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But now he seems happy about it.
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This was supposed to be bungee jump, jumping
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from a helicopter in Dubai.
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No helicopter, no trust.
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Since I don't do some half of this stuff.
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Like, who's driving that? Get him.
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You know, they get a phone or, you know, watch him.
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But he is. They call you and I.
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It's a wonder it's
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okay.
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After I didn't bring.
00:24:44
The record that construction site.
00:24:47
So isn't that fun?
00:24:51
I amuse myself with that.
00:24:53
I'll be sitting there working on Captain Giggles on the couch.
00:24:56
We're watching some stupid show forged in Fire this week,
00:25:00
and she looks over, and he doesn't like hearing from his wife.
00:25:05
Well,
00:25:07
and, and she said,
00:25:08
I don't like it, so whatever.
00:25:11
We know that's not what she said.
00:25:15
He doesn't like it
00:25:17
that I
00:25:19
don't get this right.
00:25:21
This is the monologue today.
00:25:25
Oh, no, I'm just taking a look back.
00:25:28
Yeah. Speaking of which. Speaking, I look back.
00:25:29
Check this out.
00:25:31
Look into everything.
00:25:34
Is that
00:25:35
anyway, school is endless.
00:25:38
That's one of the creepiest concepts there is in the universe.
00:25:41
Infinity.
00:25:43
They get something infinite.
00:25:45
We can't even put our minds around it.
00:25:48
We can't comprehend
00:25:51
something that is infinite because that are no good.
00:25:55
Yeah. So,
00:25:59
yeah, it's infinite being
00:26:02
we can't comprehend.
00:26:04
Okay.
00:26:06
Right.
00:26:07
Can't comprehend. Yes.
00:26:08
This does that at the drop. Where's the drop? Okay.
00:26:11
I didn't even pull that fucking. I got the other. Damn it.
00:26:14
What say you?
00:26:17
I say
00:26:18
this week you just.
00:26:20
I just said that you will.
00:26:23
Oh, I forget we can talk.
00:26:24
You can keep talking.
00:26:26
Let's see what you just said.
00:26:28
That would save you. Me?
00:26:30
Let's say we're done.
00:26:32
Let's say
00:26:35
I also said
00:26:37
this week for a thought experiment.
00:26:40
We dismiss all the things that can't be proven.
00:26:44
No aliens, no supernatural.
00:26:46
No none of that.
00:26:47
Just what we do know exists.
00:26:51
And the way you're talking about infinite.
00:26:55
Because if it does exist, it is beyond us.
00:27:00
Okay. So essentially. Yeah. Okay.
00:27:02
So I love how you put the qualifier there.
00:27:04
That's kind of what I think okay.
00:27:06
Here's what I think we are does oh we are part of it.
00:27:11
We're we're a part of the universe that can actually,
00:27:14
look back at ourselves in the mirror
00:27:18
and like, exam in the universe
00:27:21
and our part in it, our role in it.
00:27:24
And we are stupid monkey people.
00:27:26
And it is that very limitation
00:27:31
that makes us special or unique or useful.
00:27:36
If you know everything,
00:27:39
it is essentially the same as knowing nothing.
00:27:43
I think, at any point from,
00:27:49
incredible amount of knowledge
00:27:51
to all the knowledge that jump off
00:27:55
is, is from existence to annihilation.
00:28:00
I think
00:28:01
we are in a happy little
00:28:05
comfort bubble that
00:28:08
that we only get to enjoy as long as we are
00:28:13
finite, insignificant, little,
00:28:17
any bigger, any smaller, we can't get the enjoyment we do.
00:28:22
I think we need to really focus more
00:28:25
on the enjoying what we have.
00:28:29
Let's say you.
00:28:36
I decided to,
00:28:37
bring back, disc golf since it is spring.
00:28:41
I decided to invite some of my closest friends.
00:28:44
And of course, draw wasn't invited,
00:28:47
so we went out.
00:28:48
It's coming out to Stoney Creek yesterday, and we went disc golfing and.
00:28:53
Yeah.
00:28:54
No, my my shoulder hurts and we shot like crap.
00:28:57
And yes, draw did show up and it was fun.
00:29:01
We had a good time.
00:29:02
I love I love Jug Shirt,
00:29:05
but those are also creatures that I am denying the existence of.
00:29:10
For today's thought experiment. And.
00:29:13
And he had Sasquatch and an alien sitting on a couch playing video games,
00:29:18
which was just a lovely concept and really cool, but
00:29:24
since we can't prove that either of those things
00:29:27
exist, we can safely dismiss them, at least for today.
00:29:30
I mean, it's fun to speculate, but,
00:29:34
I'm just going to I'm going to set those kind of things aside
00:29:38
and just deal with reality as we understand it.
00:29:45
I don't I don't believe you.
00:29:49
You don't have to.
00:29:51
I want to try it for a day.
00:29:54
So you're not you're not going to dress.
00:29:56
You're not going to dress it at all, then is what you're saying.
00:30:00
Oh you're muted.
00:30:01
This drop did not go through.
00:30:04
Oh hit it.
00:30:08
No. Didn't go through again.
00:30:10
So you're not going to be talking about much at all then as far as the universe.
00:30:14
And that's all.
00:30:15
Absolutely no idea.
00:30:17
We have no idea what anything is
00:30:20
I know, I know it comes from I know, but.
00:30:24
Right, right.
00:30:25
But we never did.
00:30:27
We didn't have anything to say about that anyway.
00:30:30
I don't even have a Sabina.
00:30:31
I, I looked at what you put out this week and
00:30:36
there was, there was a good one.
00:30:38
There was a good one, actually, that she put out this week.
00:30:41
I, I love her catchphrase.
00:30:45
It's better than roll a clip, Brady or as above,
00:30:49
so below she says, let's take a look.
00:30:52
I love that, let's take a look.
00:30:54
I've got one drop.
00:30:55
That's the word.
00:30:57
Yeah, hit the drop.
00:30:59
Let's take a look.
00:31:00
Here she is.
00:31:06
Oh, this is tough, Turner.
00:31:07
Changing tabs all the time. I'm going to think I got to change that.
00:31:11
Tabs are different.
00:31:12
So Brady you're back from Cuba. Was it?
00:31:15
You were in Cuba? Jamaica I believe you.
00:31:17
I want to take you very close.
00:31:18
Very, very close to Bermuda.
00:31:20
Bahama.
00:31:22
Come on, come on, pretty mama.
00:31:24
Key Largo, Montego.
00:31:28
Kokomo.
00:31:30
You got there fast and you took a slow.
00:31:33
Did you take it where you'd want to be rather than in your.
00:31:36
I actually heard you dive in these jets.
00:31:38
Yeah.
00:31:40
Is that true?
00:31:41
Is this a clone? Brady?
00:31:43
Is this Jim?
00:31:43
Rumor has Jim Carrey ready to drive down a wave runner
00:31:47
and oh, I shiny,
00:31:50
I can't tell it's on my screens.
00:31:51
Little green here.
00:31:52
His cheeks are shiny and pull back.
00:31:55
I think he's got the Jamaican hair braid.
00:31:59
His heroin's different to me.
00:32:00
Oh I got to get the call here.
00:32:01
A little bit of a Jamaican accent to add
00:32:05
to you.
00:32:05
Making me crazy.
00:32:06
We did not get a chance to go jet skiing the last two days.
00:32:09
They closed the what?
00:32:11
No parasailing, no activities because of the chop and the no parasailing.
00:32:16
No man, you no parasailing today?
00:32:19
A hard lesson, a valuable lesson.
00:32:21
There's no parasailing allowed on the flag cast either.
00:32:26
We got slept on the roof.
00:32:28
No parasailing.
00:32:29
We will if we back down. Now.
00:32:31
What are we, spineless cowards?
00:32:34
Seriously, let's show some back board.
00:32:37
What are you, a wrestling promo?
00:32:40
You coward!
00:32:42
That spineless coward like yellow belly.
00:32:45
Yeah, Lily livered pepper belly.
00:32:49
But I was getting back to back.
00:32:53
You see?
00:32:53
You gotta see your chiropractor because you're a coward.
00:32:57
Oh, practice no game.
00:33:00
Correct.
00:33:03
Looking back, I two,
00:33:04
I actually have mentioned that on this show.
00:33:08
But just in case you missed it,
00:33:11
chiropractic started out
00:33:13
kind of like spirit science or, crystal,
00:33:18
healing or magnetic therapy.
00:33:24
It is quack nonsense.
00:33:27
Thank you.
00:33:29
That was just a public service announcement to do a show on that.
00:33:33
We should go.
00:33:34
Well, we should call it back.
00:33:37
Vacuum word backward.
00:33:39
Back in word.
00:33:41
What was that? What was the title? Scream.
00:33:44
We are going to explain to you straight on speaking more than just videos.
00:33:48
We're going back to the talk or the N word.
00:33:51
We're oh back boy, back to basics. Okay.
00:33:54
We're going back in words or n words if you will.
00:33:58
More and words. Oh shoot.
00:34:01
Oh we passed the half hour.
00:34:02
We have to get on these, mash ups.
00:34:04
Brady.
00:34:06
All righty.
00:34:07
Half hour.
00:34:07
No, it's not a crutch. We don't use it as a crutch, sir.
00:34:10
And there's also no, no, no, take time a terrible use.
00:34:13
Loose
00:34:15
opposite of crutch.
00:34:17
We are. It's horrible.
00:34:18
Non sequitur. Are.
00:34:22
It's a wonderful non sequitur.
00:34:24
Hit it Brady I don't know what this is, but get it off my screen.
00:34:29
Yeah.
00:34:30
So I have to flick back to see if the TV going through.
00:34:33
Yeah the tabs isn't going to work.
00:34:34
I thought it would work.
00:34:38
You know, living on.
00:34:45
The mobile.
00:34:48
Device.
00:34:54
Come on.
00:34:55
I'm going.
00:34:58
I got a codpiece on your baby.
00:35:02
And you want to know something?
00:35:05
That Alice Cooper used to be cool.
00:35:07
But then I stumbled upon this.
00:35:10
Isn't she that whore
00:35:13
just.
00:35:15
Alice Cooper, Mr..
00:35:19
Robot
00:35:21
is the man you know,
00:35:23
the boss, Anderson Cooper.
00:35:26
So you.
00:35:30
Just,
00:35:31
you know.
00:35:35
That's a bad.
00:35:39
Boss.
00:35:40
That, you know, if you had a chance to.
00:35:43
You know, you're not alone.
00:35:46
This is your last chance.
00:35:49
And you know it's true.
00:35:50
It's.
00:35:52
Yeah.
00:35:52
Cause it's like he's the man.
00:35:57
He's. I'm.
00:36:02
So excited
00:36:04
about.
00:36:08
Yeah.
00:36:19
But if you guys want to do a show.
00:36:25
Dog team of the dog doing.
00:36:28
He's behind the mask.
00:36:29
Oh, no. Oh!
00:36:33
Who was who?
00:36:35
Oh, that's.
00:36:35
That's fucking mean. Come on now.
00:36:39
Yeah, I got.
00:36:42
You've obviously done this before,
00:36:44
and you're like, oh,
00:36:47
you see how that segue right into the man behind the mask?
00:36:50
See planning.
00:36:53
Oh it's clever.
00:36:54
Oh dude.
00:36:58
Oh, somebody me
00:37:01
look at that teamwork
00:37:04
stood right on his back.
00:37:07
No, no.
00:37:09
Brand.
00:37:13
Poor guy.
00:37:15
That's that was weird.
00:37:18
Or all of these I or just most of them. Hey.
00:37:23
I like to think only the first person.
00:37:28
Only the first to judge
00:37:29
from my perspective here, not a professional.
00:37:33
Pull some grainy.
00:37:35
What's, wrestling?
00:37:36
Let's just to get all the dogs out of the way.
00:37:38
Yeah. Get the dog in. Yeah.
00:37:39
What the dog doing?
00:37:41
Yeah.
00:37:41
Oh, yeah. Look at this.
00:37:43
Is a great wrestling match.
00:37:45
I don't know what the dog's doing there, but better watch out, puppy.
00:37:51
I got a family.
00:37:59
Rebecca is fucked. Oh.
00:38:07
He literally just got fucked.
00:38:11
I've got,
00:38:13
I've got a wrestling video that I sent in.
00:38:16
I think we played a really good.
00:38:18
Oh, no, that was a dog video.
00:38:21
I don't see a wrestling video anywhere.
00:38:22
Oh, there is a wrestling cut, number seven.
00:38:25
So you need to have a second man or be like Brady.
00:38:28
Yeah, yeah. I mean, cut number seven.
00:38:30
I have four monitors.
00:38:32
I just have everything I need to do it.
00:38:34
I got it, you know?
00:38:35
Just say producer, you don't even need to say who.
00:38:37
Just one producer. One
00:38:42
switch over to the one of my flat screen.
00:38:44
Okay. I shouldn't be muted.
00:38:45
I think everyone else can hear me.
00:38:47
You're not muted.
00:38:49
We can hear you, unfortunately.
00:38:51
Oh, we both did it. Simultaneous.
00:38:53
All right.
00:38:54
Well it's nice.
00:38:56
Yeah.
00:39:00
The improved
00:39:02
I find this a little offensive
00:39:06
but people think oh you're Italian.
00:39:09
All Italians got to be slinging dough and shit like that.
00:39:13
Yeah, yeah, it's wrestling.
00:39:16
Yeah. Luigi.
00:39:17
Yeah.
00:39:17
There's plenty of, black people that got mad about stereotypical
00:39:20
wrestlers and stuff, but, none of the white ones do it too.
00:39:23
And honestly, that's what wrestling is.
00:39:25
It's kind of a stereotype, stereotypical caricature.
00:39:29
I think it's what stands out. It's.
00:39:32
Yeah. See, is that I.
00:39:34
Yeah, it always has. But I don't know. That's real.
00:39:37
Unfortunately, that's what they think is real.
00:39:39
I think it's real.
00:39:40
That's how low wrestling has gone. Was like, this is what.
00:39:45
Like I sure do this.
00:39:47
Like gets caught off guard.
00:39:48
He like literally took it
00:39:50
like he got, you know, hit with a, you know, steel chair.
00:39:54
That's a problem.
00:39:54
Yeah. Cause everyone knows. Everyone knows dough is soft.
00:39:57
So everyone in the audience
00:40:00
there to watch, you know, them, just make up anything and throw it out there.
00:40:03
That's kind of what wrestling is. These is for the most.
00:40:05
Is this that low unrealistic across that little local wrestling
00:40:09
at the Polish Cultural Center
00:40:13
that those Italian pierogies, some local restaurant.
00:40:17
It's like right, right up the road for me.
00:40:19
I forgot to check it out.
00:40:21
I was going to check it out, try and get some movies in there regardless,
00:40:26
Regardless, right?
00:40:29
Nope.
00:40:30
So here's what we're looking at here in the world is his draw.
00:40:33
But we know.
00:40:33
So we'll just look at some more clips.
00:40:36
You know we got clean picker.
00:40:39
Oh okay
00:40:41
I'm going to try clean picker.
00:40:43
Oh picker okay. Sorry. Oh clean for her.
00:40:46
Yeah I want to do it as opposed to a dirty picker.
00:40:50
Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:51
And then below you'll notice the white one is clean and the black one is dirty
00:40:57
there.
00:40:58
I mean I mean, I mean, I only want to do the thing with it.
00:41:02
There's no sound.
00:41:03
We're just going to get over it.
00:41:05
Oh, no sound on the white one because I have to use a different browser
00:41:09
or I have to sign up.
00:41:13
Oh, it says people who enjoy emojis.
00:41:18
What say you?
00:41:18
I don't know, emerges the eggplant emoji.
00:41:23
Wait, you just said you enjoyed Dick.
00:41:27
Yeah.
00:41:28
What the fuck?
00:41:29
Richard asked to see.
00:41:30
I already screwed up.
00:41:30
That's my first swearword and 45 minutes in.
00:41:33
This is going to be hard to do it next week or next week.
00:41:35
We're going to try and do a clean our no swearing, because I've been informed
00:41:39
that that is what is preventing our videos from being widely distributed.
00:41:44
Yeah.
00:41:44
Available.
00:41:45
Maybe I should do more of the talking in the first hour, I don't swear.
00:41:50
I think you may have been on to something.
00:41:52
There.
00:41:53
Yeah,
00:41:55
I don't mind emojis as long as they're used in the proper term.
00:41:59
I don't know the emoji code, like you just said.
00:42:01
What eggplant.
00:42:03
Is that?
00:42:03
Another Italian joke?
00:42:07
It's just a it's just a penis.
00:42:10
I don't know why an eggplant.
00:42:11
No penis would be related, but they are somehow the purple part.
00:42:18
Oh, these are just three words that together.
00:42:20
I don't understand what they mean, but it says dream pop team.
00:42:25
I bet that's something.
00:42:29
You're all.
00:42:29
I had an issue when I played the, banners.
00:42:33
It automatically switched right back to the no banners.
00:42:36
Let's see if that's working. Now.
00:42:39
Just so you know, I'm, tethering.
00:42:41
Mr. Shane, come here.
00:42:44
Oh, you almost have the call set up.
00:42:47
Oh, you guys should be carrying the show.
00:42:50
Oh, more technical stuff in the background.
00:42:53
Oh, hi, I got this.
00:42:54
I got this, dream pop team.
00:43:01
Is it a fly?
00:43:02
I don't know what that is.
00:43:04
All right, we'll just spin it again.
00:43:08
I don't know what that is.
00:43:10
You should know what that is.
00:43:13
What was it? Team dream pop sound.
00:43:15
It's a sound
00:43:17
dream pop.
00:43:19
It's a sound to Google the next one.
00:43:22
Zoroastrian.
00:43:26
Oh, no.
00:43:26
I got this, Zoroaster
00:43:30
or the through straw was the
00:43:33
the the Messiah in Zoroastrianism, the,
00:43:37
the good god was over a Mazda.
00:43:41
Wait, we got zero and Mazda.
00:43:44
We talking about cars or television shows or confused
00:43:48
starts a conversation like that.
00:43:52
Was the origin
00:43:54
of the concepts of heaven, hell,
00:43:58
the apocalypse
00:44:00
all came from Zoroastrianism.
00:44:03
I'm glad this came up.
00:44:05
But but Oro monster was their original,
00:44:10
God Most High.
00:44:12
And, Zoroaster or, through straw was
00:44:19
his prophet is the main the
00:44:22
the the, like like Jesus
00:44:25
in Christianity or, Muhammad in Islam.
00:44:29
Like Zoroaster
00:44:32
is a few truck from ancient Persia and now Iran.
00:44:36
So it's very topical around 1500.
00:44:38
Yes, it is, or 1500 to 1200 BC.
00:44:41
What's going on?
00:44:42
Sorry, I know you didn't understand that other one.
00:44:44
What's going on?
00:44:45
He said something's going on.
00:44:48
It's under. It's under one.
00:44:49
God, Mazda.
00:44:52
I want to say, there were some famous Zoroastrians, though, in history.
00:44:57
I want to say Freddie Mercury was Zoroastrian.
00:45:04
I may be wrong.
00:45:05
That's what they called it in the 70s.
00:45:07
I thought it was.
00:45:10
Called something else.
00:45:12
There are.
00:45:13
There are Zoroastrians today, so I just I don't I don't believe it.
00:45:17
I just don't believe it.
00:45:20
You don't believe in one of the one of the world, one of the world's
00:45:23
oldest, oldest monotheistic faiths, around 1500 or 12,000 BC.
00:45:28
I just I just don't believe that.
00:45:29
That's. Yeah,
00:45:31
I feel like it further than that.
00:45:34
And, for them,
00:45:36
for for us to put a flag on a date because it's just something that we found
00:45:41
and we just go, oh, that's must be one of the oldest one.
00:45:45
Is that what they're saying, or am I just misinterpreting that?
00:45:49
Because when I hear the oldest one that's like,
00:45:51
oh, that's must be the start, right? Or
00:45:54
around the start?
00:45:55
Yeah, it is the original monotheistic religion.
00:45:59
It is just heaven and hell.
00:46:01
Or is it just where what we found first or what we found like the earliest,
00:46:06
like 15,000 years is shit.
00:46:11
You're right.
00:46:12
Yeah.
00:46:15
But I asked you I asked you yesterday
00:46:18
about fucking, human evolution.
00:46:21
You think a couple hundred thousand years.
00:46:22
I think, you know, several million years.
00:46:24
You know, that's same concept here.
00:46:27
I don't feel like something as profound as I know what it is.
00:46:31
We have religion for 300,000 years ago.
00:46:34
And if this is, you know, 15,000
00:46:37
years advanced in the great pyramids,
00:46:40
how old do you think the great Pyramids are, then?
00:46:43
40 to 80,000 years old.
00:46:46
Okay, well, those discuss
00:46:49
ideas that are religious in nature.
00:46:52
So what would say you have you not
00:46:56
think the
00:46:57
Great Pyramid doesn't but the other do not?
00:47:00
The other pyramids?
00:47:03
No. I said the pyramids of Giza, not the.
00:47:05
Oh, are they all considered? There is none of them.
00:47:08
None of them have hieroglyphics.
00:47:09
None of them have three reason to believe.
00:47:13
No no no no,
00:47:17
no. Coffee had nothing to do with it.
00:47:18
He found it.
00:47:22
But how are there two?
00:47:23
Brady's. Brady. There's two.
00:47:25
You Brady you're not Muted
00:47:30
no no there's no
00:47:31
hieroglyphics in the pyramids.
00:47:35
Anything in the the Giza plateau.
00:47:38
And that's what indicates.
00:47:40
But it's not part of that culture.
00:47:42
That's why it's pre dynastic.
00:47:44
And yes I use words like pre dynastic to sound.
00:47:47
Yeah. Right.
00:47:48
Religious texts and or inscriptions appear in smaller
00:47:50
later pyramids, fifth and sixth dynasties such as the pyramid of Unas.
00:47:54
So one was una for regular.
00:47:59
This couple thousand years ago.
00:48:01
Well, in Zoroastrianism I mean, that's
00:48:04
that's older than the Hindu religion
00:48:07
in these old.
00:48:11
Like, I think prehistoric is anything
00:48:14
beyond 812, 12.
00:48:18
Sorry.
00:48:19
2375 to 2345 BC and that's there, the E in there.
00:48:23
So Unas was built around.
00:48:27
Wait, how does that work when it's BCE?
00:48:29
When you can't, you can up.
00:48:31
Wait. It goes down. Yeah, it goes up.
00:48:33
The further back you go.
00:48:35
It's it's like keeping golf. Score.
00:48:37
Why are we so retarded as a species?
00:48:40
Stupid monkey.
00:48:41
People have been saying that from the beginning.
00:48:43
And, and we're in the sweet spot where we actually get to enjoy it.
00:48:48
I don't think it would be as enjoyable if we.
00:48:52
And it has stuff that relates to religion.
00:48:54
So what we just what you just spell out, and what I just spotted at a second ago is
00:49:00
grossly incorrect.
00:49:05
Wait a minute.
00:49:06
When I says I know 2005 older than two says
00:49:09
older than.
00:49:13
Well, no, that's not all the numbers.
00:49:16
No no no no, they're not older.
00:49:20
Yes. That was back 15
00:49:21
or 1200 12,000 BC is not
00:49:25
sooner. That's older 23.
00:49:27
No BCE 300 the cock sucker.
00:49:32
Not after him. Before him.
00:49:35
18 right. Sooner is it?
00:49:36
This is before cocksucker. After Gonzaga.
00:49:38
15,000 is older than 2300.
00:49:45
You're missing a digit.
00:49:47
There's an extra digit. 23. 23.
00:49:49
What are you talking about?
00:49:50
Is this 21 five digits versus fucking.
00:49:56
Two. Three.
00:49:57
Seven. Five.
00:50:00
Oh, I thought you said 15,000.
00:50:02
So that's 1500. 1500.
00:50:04
Yeah that's right.
00:50:04
Yeah. So whatever. You know okay.
00:50:07
What was the model you said
00:50:11
that it was him okay I got okay okay I got you got me.
00:50:13
Okay I get it now.
00:50:15
All right.
00:50:16
Now that I'm on the same page, we're not fact checking.
00:50:18
Man, I love that Zoroastrianism came up, and I just.
00:50:22
I'm kind of taught that, you.
00:50:26
Yeah.
00:50:26
Oh, yeah. I love challenging everything.
00:50:27
Challenge everything.
00:50:29
No. But, man, I love the Zoroastrianism.
00:50:32
Came up. That was fun.
00:50:34
What does this one say?
00:50:35
Change. How's Chicago? How's
00:50:38
what does that mean?
00:50:39
Is that a restaurant
00:50:41
horse?
00:50:44
Maybe it's just a house in Chicago.
00:50:46
Chicago house has been.
00:50:48
I'd rather not.
00:50:48
Vegetables and families impacted with Aids.
00:50:51
I mean, HIV since 1985.
00:50:54
Oh, they've infected people with Aids in San Diego.
00:50:57
I believe they are helping families impacted.
00:51:01
So I don't see HIV.
00:51:03
You really shouldn't use the word impacted.
00:51:07
Oh, right. Exactly.
00:51:08
It was kind of a gay dude thing.
00:51:11
Yeah, that's what they don't get.
00:51:12
I don't understand you want to prevent Aids?
00:51:15
Yeah. One trick,
00:51:18
you know, it's flawless.
00:51:19
Yeah. That's where.
00:51:20
Yeah.
00:51:21
Yeah, I think that's the same with monkeypox.
00:51:24
We'll talk about that.
00:51:26
Is it on the other side of the our.
00:51:28
Oh yeah I'm really quick.
00:51:30
Oh new our don't forget the mash up.
00:51:33
You got five minutes.
00:51:35
I'm not. No I'm gonna do this for 30.
00:51:39
For the race to get to the mash up.
00:51:41
Just let it be.
00:51:42
Just let it happen. Just let it be organic.
00:51:44
You're.
00:51:45
No, I feel sorry.
00:51:47
If I had for, I would.
00:51:49
Come on. Come yet to come yet.
00:51:51
Did you come yet?
00:51:52
Are you probably like this?
00:51:53
Knock, knock. Who's there? Gary?
00:51:56
Or is this. Here you go.
00:51:57
Utilitarianism fails in real decisions.
00:52:02
It's true.
00:52:03
I looked into this.
00:52:05
It's. Remind us what you tell.
00:52:07
Give us a good description.
00:52:08
Utilitarianism means, it's it's the ethical basis where you base
00:52:15
your decisions on what the, the,
00:52:19
probable outcome will be. So,
00:52:24
you want to act in a way that produces the most,
00:52:29
good and produces
00:52:31
the least amount of harm, and.
00:52:34
Yeah, and but the thing about utilitarianism
00:52:39
is it's, objective
00:52:43
and and by because it's based on values,
00:52:48
ethics has to be subjective.
00:52:51
And that's why utilitarianism is.
00:52:56
What was that utilitarian minute to the.
00:52:58
I don't I don't feel that that's I feel like the people that may muck
00:53:02
that up are people that aren't actual.
00:53:04
You Terry Nizam and and this.
00:53:10
No, I used to think I was utilitarian,
00:53:13
and then I realized that it's.
00:53:16
You're applying a,
00:53:19
objective value by something that
00:53:22
has to be.
00:53:24
Well, are you saying that that's like, that's full of biases?
00:53:27
That's why.
00:53:28
That's why it doesn't work?
00:53:29
Because everyone has their own bias
00:53:30
and they think that they're going to they're they're the ones that are
00:53:34
causing.
00:53:35
No, it just turned out that the same actions
00:53:39
produce the same results in different situations.
00:53:42
Such I don't know, I think like stopping murder
00:53:45
prevents murder and all murderers situations.
00:53:49
Yeah, but stopping the murder of one person
00:53:51
isn't equal to stopping the murder of a million,
00:53:55
right?
00:53:56
That's the kind of bad example, because you can quantify the difference
00:53:59
and you can choose one value on it.
00:54:00
But like, what if you're growing a garden in somebody else's catching the bad guys?
00:54:04
How do you equate that?
00:54:07
You use my, my, I like to,
00:54:10
but then it's capitalism 90 staring at ism.
00:54:13
No, it's not an easy way to illustrate.
00:54:15
This is the difference between stealing a loaf of bread from a starving family,
00:54:21
as opposed to stealing a loaf of bread for a starving family.
00:54:27
But still, the bread is stealing a loaf of bread is stealing a loaf of bread.
00:54:31
According to utilitarianism, however, I was,
00:54:36
But how shortsighted are you to think that when you steal a bread, steal
00:54:39
a loaf of bread for somebody, that you're clearly stealing it
00:54:42
from someone to just because it's a big corporation
00:54:46
doesn't make a difference as far as it does to most people.
00:54:49
Yeah.
00:54:50
Or doesn't do that, doesn't utility.
00:54:53
You know, there's doesn't that say that if, if
00:54:57
logically if the person that's being stolen from
00:55:00
can afford to be stolen from and the, the thing that is benefited
00:55:04
would be someone starving that that would then be justified.
00:55:09
Yeah, there's utility there.
00:55:12
But no, no, the word
00:55:14
just definition of rationalization.
00:55:17
Some of them.
00:55:19
Why can't I say yeah, it's an ism.
00:55:22
You got a
00:55:24
the but they go directly
00:55:28
I seriously can't and I have not drank into utilitarianism.
00:55:32
You tear Italian ism.
00:55:35
But there's too much there's too many
00:55:38
of the consonants.
00:55:40
Let's make sure I got this right, by the way.
00:55:43
Why? Well, let's go to Cambridge.
00:55:45
Utilitarianism.
00:55:47
See what I says.
00:55:51
Cause I, I spell it
00:55:52
the same exact way for all but focusing on outcomes,
00:55:56
promoting actions and maximize overall happiness and minimize suffering.
00:56:01
Exactly what I said.
00:56:04
How about that?
00:56:04
Maximize suffering.
00:56:08
But so is it just simply the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few?
00:56:11
Because that's not well, then we're going to Star Trek.
00:56:13
What's good for the good for the gander?
00:56:19
Why is it say hello to my little friend.
00:56:22
I want to go back to George.
00:56:23
So if you if you don't, Sophia turns into money.
00:56:26
How is it about capitalism?
00:56:28
You said a few minutes again.
00:56:30
If you. If so, I said, how do you equate that?
00:56:32
And somebody said with money.
00:56:33
And I said, well, that's capitalism.
00:56:34
And you said, no, it's not.
00:56:37
It's whatever the value of the good is.
00:56:40
I don't understand why that's a problem.
00:56:41
There's no there's no logical means.
00:56:43
I didn't say
00:56:44
I know how to perform surgery, and I can save your life versus,
00:56:47
hey, I'll empty your garbage.
00:56:48
There's.
00:56:49
There's the person who needs the surgery that their job is emptying.
00:56:52
Garbage will never be able to empty the surgeon's garbage
00:56:56
enough times for that to quantify anything that's worth anything.
00:56:59
So what do you do?
00:57:00
You create a system in which these things are valued.
00:57:03
And as far as who wants to do them and how difficult they are
00:57:07
gets put monetary values unfortunately, literally explaining capitalism.
00:57:11
Then guess what?
00:57:12
Everyone would fucking do it and there wouldn't be a fucking problem.
00:57:15
If a curing cancer was fucking easy.
00:57:17
There'd be a fucking million cures for cancer.
00:57:19
Guess what? It's not fucking easy.
00:57:21
So just that's what it is. I don't know,
00:57:25
fuck it.
00:57:26
But in my bread, in my loaf of bread scenario.
00:57:30
Oh, I just overcomplicate things.
00:57:34
Now you're stealing
00:57:35
a loaf of bread to sell it and give the money to the starving family.
00:57:39
Oh, that's, so you make me let me go into a go fund me story next.
00:57:43
That's a perfect segway, but it's terrible.
00:57:46
The realization of it, though,
00:57:48
they're trying to do exactly what you're saying in New York.
00:57:52
They're like stealing wealth from the wealthy.
00:57:54
And these land owners that own the buildings
00:57:57
now are just closing the buildings because they lose money.
00:58:00
They there's a rent free, so they can't raise the rent.
00:58:03
But there's also I forgot, I forgot exactly, but
00:58:08
they're all screwed up and now they're just going to be
00:58:10
a bunch of slumlords as the end result.
00:58:11
So they're more real.
00:58:13
There's more realistic terms than all the isms.
00:58:16
Every ism basically collapses in on itself when it's scaled up.
00:58:20
Right?
00:58:20
And I mean, there's people that are always going to take advantage,
00:58:23
right?
00:58:25
Well, unilateralism.
00:58:28
Oh no, that's unilateral. Fuck you.
00:58:31
Don't fuck you.
00:58:32
So wait, so let me get this straight.
00:58:34
You can't pronounce it and you can't type it.
00:58:37
Yeah, yeah.
00:58:39
Is a real word.
00:58:40
Like, oh, it corrected it wrong. No. Hold on.
00:58:42
How do you spell it.
00:58:44
You wait it correctly okay.
00:58:46
We're going to we're going to real.
00:58:48
Yeah I love incorrect correction.
00:58:50
You t hey are t I o
00:58:55
I don't think you can correct for pronouncing all the correct.
00:58:59
Terry. You terrible ism.
00:59:02
Oh, wow.
00:59:02
Look what the next. Wow.
00:59:07
That's like a YouTube.
00:59:08
Like the picker will continue.
00:59:10
Don't even do nationalism.
00:59:14
Ultra nationalism.
00:59:15
We can both share
00:59:17
ultra nationalism.
00:59:20
What is that for the.
00:59:21
We're going to talk about ultra nationalism in the rumble hour.
00:59:23
It can't wait.
00:59:24
Can't it wait?
00:59:25
Yeah. Yeah.
00:59:26
That was already on the docket.
00:59:29
So I spelled the spoilers for the picker a picker wheel again, just for fun.
00:59:34
What?
00:59:35
We came up,
00:59:36
dude, for serious next time.
00:59:38
Zot! Zot!
00:59:39
What's that word that?
00:59:41
Zoroastrianism.
00:59:43
This is Zoroastrian World Center.
00:59:45
I think they.
00:59:48
What?
00:59:48
What's Franco s Penta?
00:59:51
Penta sprinter?
00:59:54
I'm trying to remember what the, Zoroastrianism spell
00:59:57
to refers to a holy, progressive and life nourishing force said.
01:00:02
Oh, may the force be with you.
01:00:06
Oh, that.
01:00:07
It's actually made the spell to be with you.
01:00:10
Let me grab.
01:00:13
I don't really why why does it have to be progressive?
01:00:15
It's because all three of them
01:00:19
conservatives would never buy that shit.
01:00:20
That's why it has to be progressive.
01:00:23
Bro. Well, you got to get political.
01:00:27
It's a very nonpolitical show, dude.
01:00:30
Shit.
01:00:30
Center.
01:00:33
We're a nonpolitical show.
01:00:36
I want to you to do this really quick.
01:00:40
I'm not going to show the spin we don't need.
01:00:42
Looks like I to be honest. Look at the faith.
01:00:44
Everything looks like I mean remember who in the hell we are.
01:00:47
We're the United States of America. Got it.
01:00:51
That's who we are with us.
01:00:53
And there's nothing is that clip number one?
01:00:57
Yeah.
01:00:59
Yeah.
01:00:59
So I'm not going to I'm not going to make fun a joke
01:01:02
because obviously either she's talking and I'm well, and there's a point
01:01:05
where you're just down, you know, like, oh, you're you tell us what you know.
01:01:10
He's like 94.
01:01:12
You shouldn't make fun of the elderly.
01:01:14
What are you talking about? He's 94. I'm punching up.
01:01:17
It's coming for us all.
01:01:19
He's got more experience than me.
01:01:20
He should be better than this.
01:01:22
He should be talking about.
01:01:23
Yeah, he should be equal to himself.
01:01:28
Dude, we've all pooped ourself.
01:01:29
Yeah,
01:01:31
not since I was a baby.
01:01:33
Bullshit.
01:01:34
Since I was at work earlier.
01:01:35
Bullshit.
01:01:36
All right, well, okay, so I pushed a little hard.
01:01:40
I thought it was a fart, and it came out a little wet,
01:01:43
and I had to throw those underpants up.
01:01:45
You farted heartily.
01:01:47
I farted heartily in a garden.
01:01:49
At a garden party?
01:01:51
Yeah, at a retarded garden party.
01:01:52
Nice. Oh, shoot.
01:01:53
I can't say the retarded word.
01:01:55
Oh, yeah, you can. You said.
01:01:57
Oh, not yet. Rumble. Damn it!
01:01:59
We got to save it for Rumble. Yeah. We. Okay.
01:02:00
Heading over to Rumble.
01:02:01
Keep on schedule.
01:02:02
Do we have any dough, man sandwiches?
01:02:06
I do like sandwiches.
01:02:07
I love chicken.
01:02:09
Yeah, yeah. Working, but. Oh everything's fine.
01:02:11
I want to get her smile and give me a beer.
01:02:14
That's.
01:02:15
Yeah.
01:02:18
That's better.
01:02:18
This is me off I bought.
01:02:20
I've in the past.
01:02:21
I bought DJ Pro and virtual DJ.
01:02:24
They were just. Yeah.
01:02:24
You know, you bought the fucking program.
01:02:27
Somehow they've been able to.
01:02:29
Yeah. Bogart the system and then.
01:02:32
Yeah.
01:02:33
Prevent things like, like little DJ units
01:02:37
working with the things unless you buy the pro version
01:02:40
or the yearly subscription and it's like, no, I've already paid for this.
01:02:44
I've already this already worked before.
01:02:46
This worked when I bought this unit without anything else.
01:02:48
This was like five, six years ago.
01:02:50
Oh. Wait. They're you're on to something, though,
01:02:53
so they really can't function.
01:02:55
If I get 50 to 100, or even if it's $1,000 every 5 to 10 years.
01:03:00
They fucked up.
01:03:01
I bought a bunch of forever licenses.
01:03:03
Dude, I understand what, forever 30 loops.
01:03:06
Look, here's another thing to, hate for the answer that you get.
01:03:09
You, you three forever.
01:03:12
You get all the upgrades.
01:03:13
There's no horseshit, but logic.
01:03:16
Final cut Pro, same shit situation.
01:03:19
One price.
01:03:22
Yeah, but that's a pretty steep price.
01:03:24
It covers it there. They're cover. They did it the right way.
01:03:26
You're getting paid for your pain.
01:03:28
I shit that I don't even know exists.
01:03:30
Like it's incredible.
01:03:31
Like the amount of fucking shit that they have.
01:03:32
Automation and all this crap. But.
01:03:35
So yeah, it sucks that's
01:03:36
they pull a feature away that you had and then offer it back in a premium.
01:03:40
Every every company that's failing, that's just like a new way to add fees.
01:03:44
So I can only use this for about five minutes, when the cap starts up.
01:03:48
And then it prompts me to buy the pro version
01:03:50
or subscribe to it for a year for like 50 bucks for a year.
01:03:53
And it's like, I don't use this enough to fucking.
01:03:56
I don't know how Mac works.
01:03:57
Like on PC, you can find a free alternative that quite often is better.
01:04:02
It's all quite often it's worse. These apps. I knew how they worked.
01:04:05
I still know how it works. I use it and you're going to pay.
01:04:08
You're going to pay.
01:04:08
I might, I don't know, I'm going to find the one that is just the buying outright.
01:04:13
But right.
01:04:13
But then it'll going to change.
01:04:16
Pretty soon it'll be $5 a day.
01:04:19
Well no.
01:04:20
What used to be one day licenses, they would have, you know,
01:04:23
they'd have fricking virtual DJ and then guess what?
01:04:26
You have virtual DJ two and then virtual DJ three, virtual DJ four.
01:04:31
But guess what?
01:04:32
You still keep the virtual DJ one still fucking works.
01:04:35
Unless there was like an OS upgrade or something that doesn't comply or you know,
01:04:39
then it's like, yeah, well, you have to go to 2 or 3.
01:04:42
What you say, what's the world?
01:04:44
You can go find one.
01:04:47
Just pisses
01:04:48
me off because I used to install iOS three.
01:04:51
If you want,
01:04:53
because I already went through this before you try for free seven day free trial.
01:04:56
I've already tried out right for this fucking thing.
01:04:58
The one version doesn't open anymore, so then I had to redownload it
01:05:01
from the app Store and it's a different little icon.
01:05:04
And then that one is the one that promised me for the yearly subscription.
01:05:07
The one that I do like
01:05:08
more is the virtual DJ, which is the one that I've used before.
01:05:11
I can I can help you.
01:05:13
I can help you.
01:05:14
Apple may get mad at me for saying this, but there's a single text file.
01:05:18
Listen.
01:05:18
Every app, every Mac app, OS app, whatever you want to call it is the same.
01:05:22
It's been the same since the beginning.
01:05:24
They put a single readable line of text that says iOS,
01:05:28
whatever it has to iOS.
01:05:30
What do you are now, like 17 or some shit?
01:05:33
I'm actually on the one before.
01:05:35
All right. Whatever.
01:05:36
So you're on the latest one, but somewhere in there it says it.
01:05:39
It'll say this, this old app for a while.
01:05:41
The app is too old to run on a new iOS, but I have a program
01:05:45
where you can edit those files and I can just make it the
01:05:48
I can make it work on the new one because it'll work.
01:05:49
The only thing that's stopping it is Apple saying it's not going to work.
01:05:53
Obviously, the newer technology can play the old shit unless it's 32 bit.
01:05:56
It's not.
01:05:59
Is that what you hear when I talk?
01:06:01
No, no.
01:06:01
I was going back to the same topic so we can move on from this.
01:06:05
He just
01:06:05
smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich.
01:06:09
I got chickens
01:06:11
definitely know chicken fuck.
01:06:12
How do we not have a sandwich? No sandwich.
01:06:16
Gary, I made a, rib,
01:06:18
from your sandwich earlier, but I didn't take pictures of the cooking.
01:06:22
I ate the massage and hockey.
01:06:25
Yeah, I all the Greek massage.
01:06:27
I've got a dual degree massage and hockey.
01:06:32
Do something. Gary.
01:06:33
God damn it, I look back.
01:06:35
It's your time. Oh, I'm.
01:06:38
I've got a dual degree of hockey.
01:06:40
Well, give me a second.
01:06:42
Nagasaki. Sieg heil!
01:06:44
Regale the fucking beat. Oh, that's. I've got it.
01:06:46
Never mind.
01:06:47
I was trying to acapella.
01:06:48
I forgot that was the acapella.
01:06:50
So now we got to tell Gary something else.
01:06:54
Someone's back in it.
01:06:56
If you want to. Where's our.
01:07:00
I'm looking for some quick.
01:07:01
That's all right.
01:07:02
I'm going to do this.
01:07:03
So, Gary, I want to pick your brain because we
01:07:06
we covered this story before the, Amish mother. Who.
01:07:11
Yeah.
01:07:15
Killed her four year old son.
01:07:16
There was video for which I immediately after with body cam video
01:07:19
of the other police
01:07:20
that she was standing like lakeside with her fucking always post skydiving.
01:07:24
We thought, you know, maybe they drowned like my husband would taste.
01:07:27
Should we wait for Rumble for this?
01:07:30
Couldn't keep up.
01:07:30
It was very was pretty morbid for children.
01:07:35
To find clothing
01:07:36
that older, you just feel a little.
01:07:39
Was that a commercial?
01:07:40
This is horseshit.
01:07:42
Oh, Skip is at the top getting them at next week's topic.
01:07:49
Dating in which there's too much swearing.
01:07:51
See, we're next week.
01:07:52
Next week it goes live with murder, swearing.
01:07:54
You got to put a dollar in the jar. Not have been involved in this case.
01:07:57
Oh, I love Asperger in for the mental start of swearing.
01:08:01
Go fund me.
01:08:01
Mental disease is what they said and we continue our coverage.
01:08:05
Gary, do you think the, So she was Amish?
01:08:08
Obviously. Obviously, yes.
01:08:09
You know the way of life in a religion.
01:08:11
Do you think that that's what they you did the insanity
01:08:17
because she says no, she said
01:08:18
that she, everybody could be crazy.
01:08:21
Yeah, but she literally said that she killed them
01:08:24
so she could give them to God.
01:08:26
She killed her four year old son.
01:08:27
She give them to God. So, I mean, that's.
01:08:29
Is that part of the insanity plea that she believes in God? You think?
01:08:34
Well, do
01:08:34
you think that's a strong influence?
01:08:37
Let's look at this logically.
01:08:40
If you were a believer and say there's anything. Yes.
01:08:45
And this is why it's like the deposition.
01:08:48
Yes or no? Did you.
01:08:50
Sorry. Yes.
01:08:53
If you are believer in any faith
01:08:56
and you think that your belief
01:08:59
is your salvation,
01:09:01
it would not make sense
01:09:03
to go on living one more second
01:09:06
if there was any chance of your faith being
01:09:11
altered.
01:09:12
That's why they made suicide illegal or not illegal.
01:09:16
That's why they made it.
01:09:17
A sin.
01:09:18
That's the word you're looking for is sin. In.
01:09:21
You should make sure you die.
01:09:23
Then, and not be tempted away from your faith, whether there is religion
01:09:29
or not.
01:09:29
The life and experience we have now is a gift and should not be wasted.
01:09:33
In fact, there is punishment for most religions for wasting this life.
01:09:37
You kidding me? What about all the suffering and shit?
01:09:39
What if people want to like, I don't know, there's a criticism.
01:09:42
Yeah, that that exists too.
01:09:43
I'm just saying that there is a philosophy out there called ante natal ism,
01:09:49
which means to prevent suffering, we should stop having children.
01:09:53
Yeah.
01:09:54
Kenny, Canada legalized self-soothe like Kevorkian or,
01:09:58
Futurama suicide booths, essentially.
01:10:01
They're all reasonable.
01:10:02
That's how short sighted that is for the propagation of the species.
01:10:06
Right?
01:10:07
Do you know what the number one cause of death in Canada is dying?
01:10:11
Yeah. The self. So self suicide.
01:10:14
Because really when you let people have that.
01:10:17
Yeah. Having a percent.
01:10:18
Here's the commercial.
01:10:19
Having a little trouble getting up the stairs.
01:10:21
A couple other people try assisted.
01:10:24
Here's the problem with with a punishment for suicide.
01:10:28
If you
01:10:29
can only punish the unsuccessful ones.
01:10:33
Yeah, but you say you can't even say suicide on fucking YouTube.
01:10:37
But yeah, we're supposed to talk about it and help people.
01:10:40
How can we help people if you can't even mention it?
01:10:44
You shouldn't use suicide.
01:10:46
We're not walking on eggshells because we're not spineless cowards.
01:10:50
Well, I'm walking on the next word.
01:10:51
You know, that's where you get back from
01:10:55
backing me.
01:10:58
Well, let's hear what this show.
01:11:01
Okay. Yeah.
01:11:01
Now A3A not guilty verdict for we're never going to make the no swearing part.
01:11:06
The Amish mother threw her four year old son into a lake last summer,
01:11:10
where he drowned.
01:11:11
Katie Tara, six, spoke with the mom's attorney and the prosecutor.
01:11:14
It's just it's just tragic.
01:11:16
It's just. It's just very, very sad.
01:11:19
It's not just tragic. It's so much more.
01:11:21
There's nothing I can say.
01:11:23
You already said it put into words how tragic smiling she is.
01:11:26
You're literally putting it into words.
01:11:28
That she was involved in that situation.
01:11:31
Yeah.
01:11:31
2320, 25 I can't talk about this, but what I do, I can't talk about this.
01:11:35
Yeah, but I can name specific dates.
01:11:38
Quite frankly.
01:11:39
I have to look at a file to even see who this person is.
01:11:41
I care so little is what they said.
01:11:43
You have a unanimous decision that, the defendant did
01:11:46
not only they were allowed to go bowling, you know, was in a psychotic state.
01:11:52
You smell kind of writes itself.
01:11:53
Defense attorney Ian Friedman.
01:11:55
Why can't they bowl? That's. You could live.
01:11:58
You can put the pins up yourself.
01:11:59
You don't need technology to pull things that I just referenced
01:12:03
in this case, had it not, kingpins I heard about in the court
01:12:07
over the period.
01:12:09
Bill Murray was in executions for months.
01:12:12
And this is heartbreaking, but the law is clear.
01:12:15
We're duty bound. The law is clear. Yep, yep.
01:12:18
And that's justice.
01:12:19
Both sides agree. Yeah.
01:12:21
There are no winners here.
01:12:22
Murder zillion has just begun for everyone involved.
01:12:25
I don't know, there's no there's no winners here.
01:12:28
What what you what you guys just said?
01:12:29
I mean, I think that the four year old was put out of his misery.
01:12:34
So it's a positive, to tie you guys, right?
01:12:37
So tie back to the topic.
01:12:39
The Amish religion might be backwards
01:12:43
and, outdated.
01:12:46
They would stand a strong advantage over, well, me,
01:12:51
if a, mass extinction event happened,
01:12:55
do you think that's a fair religion?
01:12:57
Them, they're more stable than I am and less reliant on technology.
01:13:03
I don't think like the religion
01:13:05
sought out to be that way because, you know, technology was just budding
01:13:10
when, like, you know, I don't even know how old she is,
01:13:13
but it was, it was electricity that scared them.
01:13:17
It was.
01:13:17
It wasn't really the electricity.
01:13:21
And people were saying 1693.
01:13:24
They've been around in Europe since 1693.
01:13:28
Oh, that was pre electricity.
01:13:31
Do you, do you think the adage of like going okay,
01:13:35
maybe being more hunter gatherer knowledge fishing and all that type of shit,
01:13:40
like how valid is that really needed?
01:13:43
Because I mean,
01:13:45
the odds of something actually happening is going to be pretty slim.
01:13:49
And then when it does, I think it's going to be so bad
01:13:51
that it's not it's not going to matter.
01:13:52
I don't I've got the resources at my disposal to get into a more Amish
01:13:57
Mennonite lifestyle, but man, do I lack the ambition.
01:14:01
Yet anyone does.
01:14:04
Know I, I actually have a farm.
01:14:06
I live on a farm.
01:14:07
I think the need everyone to give you ambition, but not everyone.
01:14:12
I live on a farm.
01:14:15
I'm just a terrible farmer.
01:14:16
Everyone has access to soil.
01:14:19
But no matter what the Amish they are,
01:14:23
they use way more than you, than they lead on.
01:14:26
For one, you should.
01:14:28
There's very few there.
01:14:29
Like traditional purists, most of them
01:14:33
just like the other culture that we'll talk about on Rumble.
01:14:36
I love their style.
01:14:38
They skirt the rules to suit their needs.
01:14:41
Skirt.
01:14:42
I like the dark blue shirt. Like,
01:14:45
I like the, the I don't like Mr.
01:14:49
Beautiful mustache, but I'll, I'll I'll save the mustache whenever
01:14:54
a lot of, about the, teenagers that go on rum spring Springer.
01:14:57
They don't even leave their town.
01:14:58
They just they're allowed to go out on Friday
01:15:00
and Saturday nights now where they weren't before.
01:15:02
They still live at home. They still do the same thing.
01:15:04
A lot of them have technology, but they have state they
01:15:07
they don't use it all the time.
01:15:08
They only use it when necessary, which, you know.
01:15:11
Yeah, that's
01:15:14
that means you use it because
01:15:15
I dated a Quaker girl 30 minutes and she was a freak
01:15:18
on the side.
01:15:23
I'm not saying the Amish are a funny culture.
01:15:25
I told I've told the story before about my brother and I.
01:15:27
We were driving up north.
01:15:29
I'm 53, and, you know, I'm, like, steering one
01:15:32
with one with my knee, hitting a ball.
01:15:35
We've got, like, you know, wrestling going on the fucking TV, allegedly.
01:15:39
And I'm playing the character. This is all scripted.
01:15:41
And, you know, there's an armored vehicle that passes in the other direction
01:15:45
as as we're passing them, the guy's hat flies off
01:15:48
and he's like, looking back at it while the horse is still, like, going forward.
01:15:52
And you can tell that he was, like, slowing it down.
01:15:54
And my brother and I were just thinking about, like,
01:15:56
he's going to have to, like, put this like fucking do like a four point
01:15:59
turn with these horses, wait for the traffic to get clear, whip around,
01:16:04
go like 100, you know, 50ft just to go get his hat,
01:16:07
pick up his stupid fucking had you so you can go back. Meanwhile, would be like
01:16:11
20 minutes down the road.
01:16:12
So watching our wrestling, you know, streaming it live like, yeah,
01:16:16
it's just funny.
01:16:17
Well look at the balance of the world is just hilarious.
01:16:19
You know,
01:16:21
it used to be man trailer half you left the house, you.
01:16:25
Oh, man, I don't know. I feel pretty good.
01:16:28
Bliss.
01:16:31
Also.
01:16:32
All right, drew was wearing that.
01:16:35
That same baseball cap yesterday, what I was discovering with him.
01:16:39
But, a gentleman would always take off their hat when entering a building.
01:16:46
It's like having an umbrella up inside the building.
01:16:48
Bad luck.
01:16:51
Yeah.
01:16:52
You know, I don't know.
01:16:55
I don't wear hats.
01:16:56
This is one thing I know, but are you done with that concept at all?
01:17:00
Chivalry.
01:17:02
That's chivalrous.
01:17:03
Taking your hat off when you walk into a building,
01:17:05
you're not doing it for another man, dude.
01:17:06
Yeah, you're doing it for respect for the for who?
01:17:09
For fucking veal. Who's there? Who's going.
01:17:11
Oh, wow. Look at his hair for three seconds. One.
01:17:13
Yeah okay. And that's.
01:17:17
All that,
01:17:20
I don't know.
01:17:21
I don't know.
01:17:21
When I was a kid, I guess my parents used to occasionally make me take my hat off.
01:17:25
Is it a mouse? Is a peanut. Is it a nose?
01:17:27
I wouldn't, so it's like.
01:17:28
And then at a certain point, they just knew it was what it was.
01:17:31
Do you wear a hat in church if you were to go to church, is there any limit?
01:17:35
Oh, what is your threshold where you think you should take off a hat?
01:17:39
Dude, my fucking great uncle, he would like, be so sly
01:17:41
we'd be at a funeral and he'd be like, no head at the funeral.
01:17:44
But like, immediately during the reception, he, like,
01:17:46
would pull out an all black hat like this with no logo on it,
01:17:50
and just all of a sudden, he'd be wearing the hat and you'd be like,
01:17:52
I'd just be sitting there going, how the fuck does he do that?
01:17:54
How does he get away?
01:17:55
Because I want to be like that. I want to do that.
01:17:57
I'm just not I'm not.
01:17:58
I'm more respectful, I guess,
01:18:00
because there were a lot of things I had for funerals over the weekend.
01:18:04
What about it?
01:18:05
When you go to sporting events, what do you what about during the national anthem?
01:18:11
Oh, I think oh man, for America the Beautiful.
01:18:13
Sometimes I'll look around
01:18:14
and one look to see what everyone else is doing, and then I'll follow suit.
01:18:17
But I don't feel like it's, you know, that's what you're supposed to do,
01:18:21
you know, I don't know.
01:18:21
Wait, so you're saying your knee
01:18:25
doesn't get you?
01:18:27
Like I've been two beers in my hands, walking around the concourse,
01:18:32
going during the national anthem and going, well, I suck.
01:18:34
I need to get to my seat.
01:18:35
Let me just, like, stop here and I can't take my hat off.
01:18:37
So I just stand there.
01:18:39
Maybe I'll, like, take one beer and sort of do this with it.
01:18:43
See? Now half ass. That's it.
01:18:44
Just leave it on. I think that's, you know, like,
01:18:47
have I stay?
01:18:48
At least I stopped.
01:18:50
I enjoyed the moment.
01:18:54
You Dingdong.
01:18:58
I did that for funerals ten.
01:19:01
Oh, dang. Down.
01:19:01
Oh you didn't they. Oh, dang that thing now.
01:19:05
Slider's dad passed away.
01:19:08
A friend of the family's mother passed away.
01:19:10
I don't know why I laughed it ever.
01:19:12
Oh, coworkers.
01:19:15
Yeah. Husband.
01:19:16
For the celebration of that was going.
01:19:19
So I catered for that one.
01:19:21
And my wife's uncle,
01:19:24
passed away.
01:19:25
And same day, Freitas dad died last Sunday.
01:19:29
Okay.
01:19:29
And so I got all dressed up all over the suit.
01:19:33
I got, $55 dry cleaning bill because my suit smelled like my basement.
01:19:39
Must be.
01:19:41
And, and so I, I got my I need to get my hand.
01:19:45
I, I've worn that shit to maybe
01:19:48
three weddings and a funeral, and I haven't had a dry clean.
01:19:52
Yeah. You guys have
01:19:55
three weddings and four funeral.
01:19:57
I have five suits.
01:19:59
They're all black.
01:20:01
All of them are black out of black?
01:20:03
Yeah. What else would you.
01:20:04
What I was going to wear, guys.
01:20:05
Dude, I was wearing my suit all week to,
01:20:09
suit.
01:20:12
Yeah, I was, it was pointed out that Speedo.
01:20:15
It was a speedo. Oh, nice.
01:20:17
Oh, guys. Nude beach, banana hammock.
01:20:20
No. Nude beach is.
01:20:23
Did me figure out what are you working order?
01:20:25
Rico?
01:20:27
Nope. Nobody's figured it out yet.
01:20:29
Oh, are we still doing that segment?
01:20:31
No. Let's just call it Florida to you.
01:20:34
Right. Clear out. Oh,
01:20:37
are you a queer? Hello.
01:20:38
I'm so jealous.
01:20:39
I miss that Bleep real de Janeiro, Brazil.
01:20:44
We did see a Latin show that I thought should have been called Queer Hollow.
01:20:48
Were they speaking?
01:20:52
It was not bad Bunny.
01:20:54
Oh oh do do do do you know who there was more of anything.
01:20:59
Where I was staying was Canadians.
01:21:01
That that's a clue.
01:21:03
Oh, okay. Yeah.
01:21:05
Because they're not they're not vacationing here because.
01:21:08
Well,
01:21:10
we also found out that half the people were really from Erica.
01:21:13
But we're telling everybody we're from Canada
01:21:15
because we don't want the Mexicans to do anything to us.
01:21:18
We're like, what?
01:21:19
Yeah, no they don't.
01:21:22
You don't want them to think you're. That's why I'm from.
01:21:25
I'm sure
01:21:26
that's why we're to tell Detroit shit when I'm out of state.
01:21:29
Because I work for MAGA.
01:21:30
Hopefully convey a don't fuck with me attitude.
01:21:33
A couple of people.
01:21:34
All right?
01:21:34
So everyone was super friendly. They're like super friendly.
01:21:37
Not like orgy friendly. Asshole. You.
01:21:39
They're at a fucking resort.
01:21:41
Probably half an hour after half.
01:21:43
The people are assholes. They're like, why is this elevator taking salt, dude?
01:21:46
I'm like, dude, you're in Paradise.
01:21:48
If you're not calm and relaxed here, it's never going to happen.
01:21:50
Get the fuck out of my way.
01:21:51
The people that are there, you know?
01:21:53
Okay, I get you the people that are there. Yeah. So.
01:21:55
But most of the people.
01:21:56
Dude, we hung out with this, you know, these
01:21:58
the group of people at the very small adult group, which is way better.
01:22:02
I don't know, but we didn't go that far.
01:22:03
Maybe I go, but maybe I'm not going to judge them.
01:22:07
Could have been, I will judge him. I.
01:22:12
Yeah.
01:22:13
Yeah.
01:22:15
Got hit the button.
01:22:20
You don't have sound drops.
01:22:21
I don't know what sound.
01:22:24
I got to Adam.
01:22:25
I only have two sound drops.
01:22:27
It is this one.
01:22:30
And this isn't good.
01:22:31
They're fucking.
01:22:37
All right, I'm gonna hit it.
01:22:41
We're going to quit it.
01:22:43
That's the button I thought I didn't hear.
01:22:48
All right, chicken.
01:22:49
And then we'll cut it like I check this.
01:22:52
You know?
01:22:55
I've got a dual degree.
01:22:57
I've got.
01:22:59
I've got a dual degree.
01:23:00
I'm sorry I missed it.
01:23:02
Let me. Oh, good.
01:23:04
Okay.
01:23:04
You try to attack in the middle of the night and you kill chickens.
01:23:09
You killed my chickens.
01:23:13
Those were my best
01:23:15
birds, you creep suckers.
01:23:18
I don't know, how do you a best?
01:23:19
Those were my best birds.
01:23:21
You killed two chickens.
01:23:24
You can't get better birds ever.
01:23:28
I really have bad birds.
01:23:29
You have birds that aren't as good.
01:23:32
I never played this this long.
01:23:33
How long does he go on? No. You have to play this.
01:23:35
This long? Yeah. Do it several times.
01:23:37
I usually stop it right after you kill my birds.
01:23:40
I'm like.
01:23:40
He keeps saying it.
01:23:43
He was very upset.
01:23:45
Oh, I missed it.
01:23:47
Of course.
01:23:48
This is Instagram.
01:23:48
I have no rewind, no nothing.
01:23:52
All okay.
01:23:53
Chicken attack.
01:23:54
But I got to rotate it around again.
01:23:56
Is this I got is it now I don't know,
01:23:59
it looks like a skeleton.
01:24:05
There it is.
01:24:06
I knew she attacked.
01:24:07
I knew she got attacked.
01:24:09
That was it.
01:24:10
Don't worry. There's two more.
01:24:13
Way better I've got to do.
01:24:15
I agree, massage and hockey.
01:24:18
A second
01:24:19
Nagasaki Sieg heil regaled this week.
01:24:22
Hell, son of a dog.
01:24:24
Have fun. Bob, say some more.
01:24:26
Don't soften whatever comes up. Smile.
01:24:29
I was undeniable.
01:24:31
Pedophile is one of the first finalist for the finalist.
01:24:34
Try all of this, not trial bits. My skin.
01:24:38
I live in silence
01:24:41
now. Sort of falls apart.
01:24:44
Yeah, well, I fall apart pretty frequently
01:24:48
lyrically, I I've got a dual degree.
01:24:53
I do okay, sweetie, do I sound like you're supplementing?
01:24:58
Oh, you're so scary.
01:25:02
Oh, say some more dumb stuff.
01:25:05
You were the scariest chicken that ever lived.
01:25:10
What if I touch you?
01:25:12
I don't do that.
01:25:14
And she's going to touch the cock.
01:25:16
She stroked the cock, actually.
01:25:18
Oh, she's talking like a oh, she's stroking.
01:25:20
Okay. What is that, a terrorist attack me?
01:25:24
Scare me.
01:25:25
I don't know minds.
01:25:26
Wait. I've never seen the other ones. I couldn't tell you.
01:25:28
I need to get.
01:25:29
I need to get the.
01:25:30
I'm really sexy some more. Don't soften.
01:25:34
Can I please have them?
01:25:35
Oh, no.
01:25:39
Eve, I need to get the eggs.
01:25:42
You notice her name is Eve, or.
01:25:44
This is terrible.
01:25:45
The things traumatized.
01:25:46
She just wants to eat babies to get that.
01:25:48
Yeah, yeah.
01:25:49
You know, they they leave one in there.
01:25:52
If you take all of the chicken's eggs, they freak out.
01:25:54
But if you leave one, it thinks it's so cool.
01:25:57
One thing that I've always thought was, like, super weird as far as super weird.
01:26:00
Sure. Like, sure.
01:26:01
Like taking, like an animal got her scattering it up and like,
01:26:05
using like the internal, like bleeding, like meat pieces of it and like eating it.
01:26:09
This is weird in general, right?
01:26:11
The egg is just.
01:26:13
It comes out of the vagina.
01:26:15
Say what it is.
01:26:15
This is weird like thing
01:26:16
that somebody decided to open up and, like, fry over a fire and go in.
01:26:20
This is like chicken, period.
01:26:23
The UN like sat there and well, let's do that.
01:26:25
I guess you just watch other animals eat the eggs and you're like, okay,
01:26:28
they're their own animals.
01:26:30
More eggs are there.
01:26:31
Yeah.
01:26:32
Go right down that path. Who's the first one to try mushrooms.
01:26:36
Little
01:26:36
buttons growing on a pile of shit, a of poop.
01:26:39
Okay, okay.
01:26:41
Well, thank you for doing that without biting me.
01:26:44
Oh, no.
01:26:44
No, he she definitely beat you.
01:26:47
She definitely beat you.
01:26:49
Yeah, yeah.
01:26:52
Oh that's cool.
01:26:52
I can just click on it. Oh, shit.
01:26:54
That makes it way easier.
01:26:56
Did it. Don't hit it.
01:26:58
Yeah.
01:26:59
Oh, but there's no there's a different one.
01:27:01
I missed that one though because mushrooms do not fossilize.
01:27:03
Well, identifying the exact first species to consume them is difficult.
01:27:07
However, evidence points to several key very early consumers.
01:27:11
Nonhuman primates.
01:27:12
Oh. You copy hominins, Neanderthals
01:27:17
and Upper Paleolithic humans
01:27:20
were basically tall, correctly.
01:27:23
Yeah.
01:27:24
I hear the sciencey people say that.
01:27:28
Yeah.
01:27:29
We have a people that said no,
01:27:32
I mean, the real so real sciencey people know what the dog doing.
01:27:35
Oh, yeah. That was a from
01:27:39
let's try to keep that
01:27:41
on the down low. You're a negative.
01:27:43
You had to justify purchasing the lab coat
01:27:46
for more than just one Halloween occasions.
01:27:50
All right.
01:27:51
Now I've got money dog.
01:27:53
For some
01:27:55
use of the Obi on Obi one.
01:27:57
No no no no
01:28:00
no no no no.
01:28:04
So we got a dog
01:28:06
attacking a chick.
01:28:07
But then the chicken attacks the dogs.
01:28:10
Which came first?
01:28:12
The chicken of the dog.
01:28:15
Oh, it's a quick moment.
01:28:17
Like when he sees the chicken he's like oh they there's bigger ones.
01:28:22
He's like, dude, I'm going to only want a bigger cock.
01:28:27
Oh. My daughter munches all mammals.
01:28:31
Okay.
01:28:31
No no no no no
01:28:34
no no no. We.
01:28:38
That cock was trying to fuck that.
01:28:39
There. Now the swearing is right out the window.
01:28:44
Wow. Yeah.
01:28:46
So it is interesting here that so non-human primate studies
01:28:50
in modern of modern chimpanzees,
01:28:51
red tailed monkeys and yellow baboons show that they have active fungi.
01:28:55
They are active fungi consumers suggesting this behavior.
01:28:59
Likely.
01:29:00
Fuck suck at talking likely existed in our earliest primate ancestors.
01:29:05
Do you feel like that lends credence to your to the theory of,
01:29:09
the, stoned ape theory and Stone age theory?
01:29:13
Thanks for that call.
01:29:14
That, Yeah, that lends credence.
01:29:20
So then I'll say, and I'm.
01:29:24
Yeah. Neanderthals.
01:29:24
And that was the human.
01:29:26
So it carried from primates.
01:29:28
But our closest ancestors up is that is that is that what they saw?
01:29:32
We shared DNA with other mammals.
01:29:39
I love me some, what other mammals?
01:29:43
What, like, mice are mice have share a lot of shit, right?
01:29:46
Pigs,
01:29:48
in their fish species or some shit.
01:29:51
Maybe this is dolphins I'm thinking of.
01:29:53
As far as intellect,
01:29:56
there are dolphins there.
01:29:58
Other shit that's more compelling than monkeys that are closer to us.
01:30:01
Or how does that how does that work?
01:30:04
The good.
01:30:05
Or was that a like when the aliens came down?
01:30:07
Was that how they they took the monkey and they took whatever, like the,
01:30:10
you know, some other it's a recent monkey or bonobo,
01:30:13
but they just the ones of lesser
01:30:17
differences are scarcer.
01:30:20
Skechers.
01:30:22
Skips or splits?
01:30:25
I could not.
01:30:26
Crispy bacon
01:30:29
slicer.
01:30:30
No crispy bacon circa.
01:30:34
No, wait.
01:30:36
But they had ham.
01:30:39
Yeah. Oh yeah.
01:30:41
Canadian bacon.
01:30:43
None.
01:30:43
It was bacon.
01:30:44
It was just raw most of the time. Not.
01:30:46
It was all bacon.
01:30:48
No, I like I like my, my bacon a little underdone.
01:30:54
I like so
01:30:55
pretty back in can cannot lie unless unless you just want to, you know.
01:30:59
Go, go.
01:31:00
I did not watch the show. I slept on the plane.
01:31:02
Yeah, but do you want to go?
01:31:03
Or maybe we'll save that for the Brady George Show.
01:31:06
Regale regalia.
01:31:07
Oh, I was
01:31:11
I was comparing happy go lucky, easygoing Brady
01:31:16
to getting ready for a trip to Cancun and cranky.
01:31:22
I was not cranky.
01:31:25
Laughable.
01:31:25
Brittany, I like how you confuse correctness with crankiness.
01:31:30
You just refuse to accept reality on that argument.
01:31:34
You were a little curmudgeonly.
01:31:37
I was a little nauseated.
01:31:39
That's it.
01:31:42
Yeah. Oh, no.
01:31:43
It's just that, Bernie is a great for.
01:31:47
Unless you want to discuss.
01:31:47
I'm, it's a it's a it's a, it's a common term, but it's not a correct term.
01:31:52
I stand by that.
01:31:53
Modern parlance dictates it is actually the preferred term.
01:31:59
All right. Well in that case modern.
01:32:01
But preference dictates that you should believe in some religion
01:32:04
because the majority does
01:32:07
prefer that's not how beliefs work.
01:32:11
You can't that's that's not how correct.
01:32:14
Oh, so you're literally saying that
01:32:16
once everybody adopts something incorrect, it becomes correct.
01:32:19
That's what you're following.
01:32:20
That's your argument against mine.
01:32:22
That is not my argument.
01:32:23
If somebody else a common parlance, people
01:32:26
what you just common parlor tricks to instead of accepting correctness.
01:32:30
Is that what you said?
01:32:33
If if you convince yourself like, snow is blue,
01:32:38
I could do that.
01:32:39
Can you believe it? Technically, it kind of is. Yeah.
01:32:41
It reflects the reflects the blue.
01:32:43
I mean, if you've ever been inside of a your own built igloo, it's of course
01:32:46
it's blue.
01:32:48
You retarded.
01:32:49
Okay, so those would
01:32:51
bad example. Okay.
01:32:52
Moving on. Pink. Purple next time.
01:32:54
What if there were four of us and three of us agreed
01:32:56
that it was blue, even though it was bright white?
01:32:58
Does that make it okay of course not.
01:33:00
But you okay? Wait, wait. Are you ready to see?
01:33:03
This is the worst part. He's been. He's been right.
01:33:05
He's been right on every other thing.
01:33:07
He's been in the dark. Not a dumb ass.
01:33:10
I do not believe this is a dumb ass.
01:33:11
I believe he's misguided with huge potential.
01:33:15
Fuck off.
01:33:18
All right, let's go to a little rumble.
01:33:21
Come, homie.
01:33:23
Top shelf, you know, wait down low.
01:33:26
What is that?
01:33:26
First low down low. Down low. Yeah.
01:33:30
I love that I love you
01:33:32
someone sang in front of top.
01:33:35
Yeah, I got you.
01:33:37
Whoopsie daisy.
01:33:42
What did you say?
01:33:42
Yeah, I was trying to.
01:33:46
I think I feel like right
01:33:47
when I heard about.
01:33:50
Me, I.
01:33:55
Do I feel like a way to make it feel
01:34:00
like.
01:34:01
Oh, my God.
01:34:04
Oh. Boy,
01:34:07
we got no idea what I'm going to into two, three words backwards.
01:34:12
Oh, this is bad.
01:34:14
Before
01:34:16
you did that, I hate you.
01:34:18
Oh, yes,
01:34:21
you see me driving you there?
01:34:24
My cake dripping while I'm with great.
01:34:31
Place.
01:34:37
Hey, we're going to continue the show over on Rumble,
01:34:39
which is rumble.com slash slash dreams, just like you do every week.
01:34:42
Uncensored talking, lots more swearing.
01:34:47
Like there hasn't been an already.
01:34:51
Like, I don't
01:34:54
get you guys. What?
01:34:55
I don't like it. There's no coming.
01:34:57
Probably not.
01:35:00
There's no way I see
01:35:02
you back.
01:35:15
Oh, you should be,
01:35:23
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01:35:29
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01:35:32
The United Uncensored banner. Here's our.
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No, not.
01:35:41
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01:35:44
proclamation of unrestrained speech.
01:35:47
Oh, yes. Oh! Listen up.
01:35:49
Therefore we die.
01:35:50
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01:35:53
Here's our no nonsense disclaimer served with a side of flag humor.
01:35:57
Look, we're here for a good time, not a politically correct time.
01:36:00
All right?
01:36:01
In this crazy world, we're snowflakes melting.
01:36:04
Everyone's a critic.
01:36:05
We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many tools.
01:36:08
So here goes.
01:36:09
Article one.
01:36:10
Let's get ridic. No pressure. So we have a lot.
01:36:13
Yes. I don't want any random loud mouth.
01:36:15
It's to tickle your funny bone.
01:36:16
I feel great and illuminate the path to a mirthful existence.
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Any semblance of seriousness is purely accidental.
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01:36:25
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01:36:27
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01:36:30
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01:36:35
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01:36:38
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01:36:42
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01:36:43
Not even gam games.
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01:36:48
Listen, we ain't here to hold your hand
01:36:50
or sugarcoat anything so our jokes offend you.
01:36:54
Tough luck.
01:36:55
We're not responsible for any ruffled feathers or hurt feelings.
01:36:58
But hey, if you can take the heat,
01:36:59
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01:37:02
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01:37:13
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01:37:16
whether alive or pushing up daisies, is purely coincidental
01:37:19
and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
01:37:23
We're pretty sure the Earth is round, and I didn't actually take myself out,
01:37:25
but honestly, who cares? I five ready
01:37:29
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01:37:31
because why not
01:37:34
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01:37:37
Any likeness to actual people or characters
01:37:40
is just us having a laugh, not a reason for a lawsuit.
01:37:44
We might not be the smartest cookies in the jar,
01:37:47
but we sure know how to stir up some trouble.
01:37:50
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a twist,
01:37:54
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01:37:56
We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some questionable joy,
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01:38:03
So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride
01:38:06
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01:38:07
While flags rants. Why?
01:38:24
Ladies and
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gentlemen, let's get ready.
01:38:30
Ready to
01:38:32
rumble. I hope that you're ready to rumble.
01:38:34
I hope you're ready to rumble.
01:38:38
All right.
01:38:41
I'm still not going to swear.
01:38:48
To. Well, fuck you.
01:38:51
Okay?
01:38:52
You know what I mean?
01:38:53
Oh, do you swear on the inside of,
01:38:59
Oh, like
01:38:59
I can read a book that contains swearing?
01:39:02
No. Did you literally hear this when I played this earlier?
01:39:05
Say some more.
01:39:06
Don't soften with.
01:39:07
Listen, whatever comes up, smite or.
01:39:12
I've got a dual degree massage.
01:39:15
Hockey. Welcoming.
01:39:16
Second Nagasaki.
01:39:18
Sieg heil regale this week.
01:39:20
Hell, son of a. Don't try to send here bond.
01:39:23
Say some more.
01:39:24
Don't soften whatever comes up. Smile.
01:39:27
A nihilists undeniable pedophile.
01:39:30
This from the first finalist to the finalist.
01:39:33
Try all of this.
01:39:34
Not trial bits.
01:39:35
Like standing on an island in silence.
01:39:38
Well, this childish wildness plays back till now.
01:39:42
Fits and violence seems stylish. File.
01:39:45
This file is piled high as my in it is.
01:39:49
I've got a do.
01:39:50
Oh all right.
01:39:50
It's like it's it's there is some like very inappropriate
01:39:55
discussion.
01:39:55
Child.
01:39:57
Would you, would you like in that to the equivalent of fuck
01:40:02
and or if I'm offended tonight or worse.
01:40:05
Right. Do you do you better.
01:40:08
I wasn't offensive, I said I don't swear.
01:40:11
No you don't curse. I think you swear.
01:40:15
Okay. Yeah.
01:40:15
I don't know if Jesus child Jesus were.
01:40:20
No, I said I was pedophiles.
01:40:22
Is that a swear word?
01:40:23
I'm offended by it.
01:40:25
Isn't that enough?
01:40:27
No. You're allowed to be is.
01:40:29
I know what constitutes a swear word.
01:40:32
I'm offended by your honesty.
01:40:34
You're in honesty. You're dishonesty.
01:40:37
No, I mean, what where did.
01:40:38
What did not, I swear. Where did that come from?
01:40:40
It came from taboo.
01:40:41
Speak. Right?
01:40:42
Like anything that you wouldn't say.
01:40:44
Essentially, it would be a swear cuss word.
01:40:46
Right.
01:40:48
You know, and at least seven things that I don't say.
01:40:52
Yeah, shit, piss, fuck on cocks like a motherfucker, too.
01:40:54
It's very dirty to,
01:40:56
I don't think it's fart and dirty.
01:40:58
No, that's a big one. Or to but.
01:41:01
Oh. All right.
01:41:02
What what was I just asking
01:41:06
something about?
01:41:07
I don't care where you.
01:41:09
I come from.
01:41:09
My penis. Oh.
01:41:15
Oh. Your own,
01:41:18
You're literally asked, where do you come from?
01:41:20
Where does that come from?
01:41:21
Your penis might come.
01:41:24
Comes from my penis.
01:41:26
I come true, it does.
01:41:28
Where do you come from?
01:41:29
Not, You come from you again.
01:41:31
Anyone? Futurama reference. He goes back in time.
01:41:33
And my family member sent me this stupid saying that says half
01:41:37
the world is females and the other half are their children,
01:41:41
but they all come from my penis.
01:41:45
Wow. I'm.
01:41:46
I'm sorry. They all come from there. They all come from the penis.
01:41:52
If you're
01:41:53
coming from somewhere else, you're doing it wrong.
01:41:56
You're doing wrong.
01:41:57
Let's get the old girl again.
01:41:59
According to the traditional view, yes.
01:42:01
Where words are making, words are taboo.
01:42:04
There's a little of a little, little of what constitutes a swear cuss word.
01:42:07
Taboo topics, words that violate cultural, moral or religious norms regarding sex.
01:42:12
X excretion or sacred beliefs, contextual events,
01:42:18
the power that comes from social argument that they are forbidden or shocking.
01:42:23
In in function, they're often used to express
01:42:26
pain, anger, or insult rather than to describe.
01:42:29
Yeah, oranges or
01:42:34
swear words.
01:42:34
Middle ages 15th century.
01:42:36
Originally to swear, meant to take a solemn Solomon oath.
01:42:40
Swear.
01:42:40
Words evolve from taking vain oaths.
01:42:44
Example. By God, I said the penis.
01:42:47
That's where my bounds for gods.
01:42:49
Where I will use the term swear word itself
01:42:52
became commonly, common by 1883.
01:42:56
Cuss words, 13th century.
01:42:57
So I went back even, further.
01:43:00
Or is that earlier? Wait,
01:43:02
they went 15?
01:43:02
Certainly a 13 year period.
01:43:04
Whatever. I don't know which way somebody knows.
01:43:06
A Dr.
01:43:09
drive at I own derivation.
01:43:13
Derivation?
01:43:15
What's weird? What the fuck does it mean?
01:43:17
It's derived from a derivative.
01:43:19
Yeah, okay, a derivative.
01:43:20
Why don't you say a derivative of curse?
01:43:22
What is what is a derivation here?
01:43:25
Come on now, my first one.
01:43:27
Which is from a divine.
01:43:30
What's a verb in the noun? Maybe.
01:43:32
Yeah. Look at this. That's what I do.
01:43:34
Is this what your problem is? Cuss words.
01:43:35
A derivative of curse, which originally meant calling upon a divine power
01:43:40
to some harm or discretion.
01:43:41
Destroy sin upon someone.
01:43:43
Wait. Said pause, pause, pause.
01:43:45
So wait a minute.
01:43:46
So common acceptance instead of incorrectness.
01:43:49
Now says the swearing is okay.
01:43:51
All oh, why do you why are you so inconsistent with your own beliefs?
01:43:55
No harm, no.
01:43:56
You wish harm and destruction upon someone when it comes to being nauseous
01:43:59
or nauseated. You accept the commonality.
01:44:01
But when it comes to swearing, you're like, fuck that in your own way.
01:44:05
All right? No. There's been. See,
01:44:08
that's the only thing that I respect is consistency.
01:44:11
You can be an asshole, and I know you're an asshole.
01:44:13
Keep an asshole, right?
01:44:15
I mean, you got that part down.
01:44:16
Think we're good?
01:44:18
Keep it up.
01:44:19
No. Right.
01:44:21
Early common expletives often reference the body or bodily function,
01:44:24
with some, like the F-word, having roots in a fuck.
01:44:28
Fuck having roots in German or Latin, meaning to strike or penetrate,
01:44:33
evolution.
01:44:34
Many modern curses were originally phrases that became compressed over time.
01:44:39
Weird.
01:44:40
Interesting, more impacted compression.
01:44:43
Example Gadzooks from gods hooks I didn't know Gadzooks is a curse word.
01:44:49
Yes. You can't.
01:44:50
You can't fool me because I know that shoot is just shit with two O's,
01:44:56
right?
01:44:56
So is that the same concept
01:44:59
information? Right? I was
01:45:03
even I learned from that.
01:45:05
Yeah.
01:45:06
So cursing derived from the act of wishing supernatural harm
01:45:10
or evil upon someone by calling on a deity or spirit.
01:45:13
So there's that.
01:45:13
What your problem is that you don't want to dive into religion at all,
01:45:17
so you just avoid the curse word because that's what it means.
01:45:21
I love this ology wand.
01:45:25
You know, one said mythology in
01:45:28
no one said mythology.
01:45:31
Oh, so, okay.
01:45:35
So do you believe do you believe in,
01:45:38
in, whatever, universal consciousness.
01:45:41
Do you believe that that could never.
01:45:43
No. Do not.
01:45:44
No, I do not.
01:45:46
Okay, well, fuck off then. All right.
01:45:48
I don't think our experiences are preserved.
01:45:51
We understood they were preserved.
01:45:53
I was just saying that there was some, you know, like an antenna that.
01:45:56
Like we tapped into.
01:45:57
That was Jerry's too smart to share his brain with others.
01:46:01
I mean, I can't hear fucking, 93 one Dr..
01:46:04
Or is it still the IQ? Who cares?
01:46:07
Riff 101.1 I can't I can't hear they're constantly going through me,
01:46:11
but I can't hear them until I put a device out there that I can like.
01:46:16
Yeah, listen to that.
01:46:17
Right?
01:46:18
Yeah.
01:46:18
You're being treated by all sorts of waves I can hear.
01:46:22
Speaking of penetration, curse you.
01:46:27
Oh, look at this.
01:46:29
It's a dog.
01:46:30
Yeah, I went earlier.
01:46:32
What did I do? It?
01:46:34
I want to hear more about that barking.
01:46:37
Right.
01:46:37
This is everything that's wrong with Gary right now.
01:46:41
That is not everything.
01:46:42
National view of history, civilization.
01:46:44
No, no, don't get me wrong.
01:46:45
This is the entire timeline of human history.
01:46:47
And it's just around 3000 B.C., the entirety of recorded history
01:46:51
and all culminates to this very point
01:46:53
where thousand years since this first 5000 years is the only thing.
01:46:57
But it's a blip compared to what it's always been.
01:47:02
Stable conditions of our current climates epoch,
01:47:05
the Holocene, which began around 12,000 years ago.
01:47:08
Agriculture to develop, populations to grow, and civilizations to.
01:47:12
Yeah, I missed my cue. I should have played this.
01:47:14
Actually, the species was only 30,000 or so,
01:47:18
as was the conventional wisdom around 50 years ago when this model was developed.
01:47:22
Starting next week, I will leave you arguing that this doesn't make sense.
01:47:26
One of us has a 17.
01:47:28
When we discovered strong fossil evidence that Homo sapiens are actually 300,000
01:47:33
years older, the argument is that a warm, stable climate led to civilization.
01:47:37
Then why couldn't this have happened in the previous three warm periods
01:47:41
that happened while modern humans were around?
01:47:43
But this new discovery is correct, and our species really
01:47:47
is in the region of 1 million years old.
01:47:50
Then surely we need to start rethinking this.
01:47:53
If we really are 1 million years old, then this timeline has been pushed
01:47:57
dramatically back, and suddenly we have 11
01:48:00
warm periods that modern humans have lived through, arguably 14.
01:48:04
If you add the three earlier odd numbered warm stages between 1 million,
01:48:07
you just say arguably is any longer really going to keep saying that?
01:48:11
Yeah, arguably snow is blue. Length of time.
01:48:14
This oscillation made no real advances
01:48:17
for a million years for 99.9% of our history,
01:48:20
all the way until the Neolithic Revolution, only 12,000 years ago.
01:48:25
Are we sure this isn't recency bias?
01:48:27
Are we sure this isn't preservation bias?
01:48:30
The Earth and time is brutal.
01:48:32
Think of what our planet and our species have been through in that time.
01:48:36
Dramatic climate shifts, natural disasters that had the potential
01:48:39
to both wipe out human culture and erase the archeological record clean.
01:48:45
Are we sure that Homo sapiens did nothing much,
01:48:49
but no magically hunter gatherer in small groups for 1 million years?
01:48:54
And then we know they built 12,000, did everything else.
01:48:58
I'm not sure I buy that anymore.
01:48:59
I think our view of history is about to change drastically.
01:49:04
Let's get the old timeline out again.
01:49:06
According to the traditional view of history, civilization
01:49:09
emerged around 3000 BC.
01:49:11
The entirety of it just start over.
01:49:14
Yeah, but you're stuck in a timeline.
01:49:16
That's really, really good stuff.
01:49:20
I also said in 2 or 3
01:49:23
other clean clips that we should have probably played in the first hour.
01:49:27
Yeah, well, you know, I'll get to on that one.
01:49:30
Time flies.
01:49:34
I have a new auction.
01:49:35
I have this guy here for lots of war.
01:49:39
Look back, Dwight Howard.
01:49:41
What should we play?
01:49:42
I look back.
01:49:50
Wait, that's that British lady that we like so much.
01:49:53
It's hilarious. Oh, right. Right.
01:49:56
Philomena. Thank.
01:49:59
I don't think that's how you pronounce that.
01:50:04
That's how I pronounce it.
01:50:08
Yes. That finally worked.
01:50:10
Everything's starting to work already into the
01:50:13
cable industry.
01:50:14
Jesus was part of a digital zoom converter bidder
01:50:18
as he followed his dad into the primitive chair and table industry.
01:50:22
What's ironic is Christ becoming a cop.
01:50:25
I thought he was.
01:50:26
He was probably named after that. That was so ironic.
01:50:29
Actually, much
01:50:31
scholars believe he was a real historical figure,
01:50:34
like Justin Timberlake or Garfield.
01:50:38
Whether or not they think he was the actual Son of God
01:50:40
who performed miracles like walking on wine or helping a deaf man say
01:50:46
they all agree, preach tolerance and forgiveness,
01:50:49
a message so important his most ardent followers
01:50:52
would eventually start killing anyone who didn't want to hear it.
01:50:56
Jesus was born Jewish.
01:51:01
See? What did we learn?
01:51:02
Real history.
01:51:05
Walking on wine.
01:51:08
You can walk on wine.
01:51:10
That's how you make it.
01:51:12
Yeah.
01:51:13
Agreed.
01:51:14
You like to see Homer's name?
01:51:21
I'm going to pick a random back.
01:51:24
Okay?
01:51:26
I'm going to share it first. Right.
01:51:27
You don't go back to that Amish woman.
01:51:29
If her idea was that, like, she was going to send her four year
01:51:32
old to like, God, but why doesn't she just go around doing that to everyone?
01:51:35
Why, why why isn't that her concept?
01:51:38
But kill it.
01:51:39
God didn't tell her to do that in her own.
01:51:41
Yeah, but there are some religions that do say that, but. That's right.
01:51:44
Yeah, and they do that.
01:51:47
I remember when kids love the yamaka.
01:51:50
Oh, it's a blow.
01:51:52
Did anybody else notice how big Ben Shapiro's yamaka has gone?
01:51:56
It's crazy. No larger.
01:51:59
And I think every time they bomb, every time Israel bombs, it gets,
01:52:03
it gets bigger.
01:52:04
Oh, look, it's power surges.
01:52:07
Yeah, it's like some kind of a dome disk.
01:52:12
Oh, is this the farts for this?
01:52:14
Oh, that's the kaboom.
01:52:15
That's the song.
01:52:16
I thought it was going to be him talking.
01:52:18
Oh, shit, I forgot I got my Kim Kim trails, too.
01:52:21
Speaking of, the the back, the push back on that is, of course.
01:52:25
Oh, they can't come back until we invent the time machine.
01:52:28
Like the day the the.
01:52:31
Yeah, I just searched back and then put it back together right side up.
01:52:35
So that is what. So pause that.
01:52:36
So that is, that is kind of the concept
01:52:38
that they're coming to or at least some people are coming to when it comes to
01:52:42
I keep saying come do I don't know, I want to, when it comes to coming
01:52:47
to, wait, do you mean coming to you, waking up or coming to coming?
01:52:52
Like. Like, ejaculating again?
01:52:55
No. When it comes to goddamn it, in reference to.
01:53:01
Wow. It's rough.
01:53:03
The alien theory in the multi-dimensional aspect of, like,
01:53:06
you know, the the UAPs, that it would be
01:53:11
future from the future coming back.
01:53:14
Future for the future
01:53:17
going. Oh, yes.
01:53:18
And that it's my my hypothetical foreign sperm for the day
01:53:23
that if they were us coming back from the future, we exist.
01:53:28
So therefore that would be an acceptable theory
01:53:32
under the the the parameters
01:53:35
that I set forth with not involving things
01:53:38
that we don't know exist, we know we exist.
01:53:42
I wasn't sure the I didn't get the I'm not 100% sure.
01:53:46
I know we exist.
01:53:47
As much as I know there's an infinite variability in the monologue.
01:53:52
In the chat group chat, you said set these parameters.
01:53:55
You know what I mean? What's
01:53:57
important in the
01:53:58
group chat, I said misinformation.
01:54:01
Yeah, obviously I'm surprised you didn't pick up on that.
01:54:06
What's your definition of existing?
01:54:10
Existing like,
01:54:13
it is real in reality.
01:54:17
But like waves that you can't see or tangible surfaces
01:54:20
or does it have to be a certain amount of weight?
01:54:23
Your experience says that it exists.
01:54:27
Okay.
01:54:27
So I said the definition of existing varies depending on whether
01:54:30
your data dictionary is.
01:54:35
So are you looking at it philosophically or actually in scientific. No.
01:54:39
Scientifically.
01:54:41
Okay.
01:54:41
Thus one because the lab code so actual being having life or animation
01:54:46
as opposed to being imaginary or extinct for example existing species.
01:54:51
So that's what you think. Yeah.
01:54:53
It stands something extant.
01:54:57
To what extent?
01:54:59
Inverse of extinct.
01:55:00
But to what extent is it extant?
01:55:03
Yes. Wow. So that's three extant.
01:55:08
Three.
01:55:08
So the other one is, basic survival for this league.
01:55:11
Basketball championships.
01:55:14
Yeah, we did win three. That's one.
01:55:16
Back to back to back.
01:55:17
Oh, I said I always brush my hair, but there's one where I didn't.
01:55:22
Yeah.
01:55:22
So the other two, the, I kind of like present reality and basic survival.
01:55:27
So present reality use describe something that is current in place.
01:55:29
And basic survival is achieving only the barest needs or food or, and shelter.
01:55:35
And that is existence in a nutshell.
01:55:37
What food I want to request.
01:55:40
But what? Wait. Put them back on.
01:55:42
Put them back on the screen, I missed it, I got a I got them saying zoom
01:55:45
in on the red rocket to the.
01:55:50
Salad.
01:55:50
Oh that's a cherry cherry banana.
01:55:53
Dude, the banana looks so much like a dick.
01:55:56
I see it all.
01:55:57
What the fuck?
01:55:58
You shaped that banana?
01:55:59
That's not how bananas look.
01:56:02
He goes on a chatter base and he sits on it.
01:56:04
I had to peel it to make it fit into the final youporn.
01:56:10
Brain, we've got a lot of great shows.
01:56:12
I'm sorry. What great stuff.
01:56:14
You said you had to peel it to fit it in the pineapple.
01:56:17
Is that like some kind of code?
01:56:20
Now I feel that the pineapple to reality.
01:56:25
Oh, it's all the soap.
01:56:26
It feels like nothing but innuendo.
01:56:28
I don't know,
01:56:30
you know.
01:56:32
That hat.
01:56:34
Come on, come on.
01:56:37
I already did my hands. Right.
01:56:38
I think that's all I can get.
01:56:42
Really is.
01:56:43
Oh. Oh, okay, I'll get back to the limitations of,
01:56:47
language, but.
01:56:51
Back when Detroit was industrial and gave a shit.
01:56:55
Yeah, I remember those times, so.
01:56:57
Yeah.
01:56:58
Yeah, I said I was gonna circle back and come back to King David from the Bible.
01:57:02
The soil's pretty industrial.
01:57:03
I've noticed something.
01:57:05
Every time we say back, we seem to say back, and then another back.
01:57:10
But did you notice that so far, there's always.
01:57:13
There's always two backs.
01:57:15
I actually sneeze twice.
01:57:18
Look, I'm not kidding.
01:57:19
All of them are two backs in the same fucking sentence.
01:57:22
How does that happen? Back to back.
01:57:26
I want to see what.
01:57:26
Signaling back in the saddle.
01:57:28
Back in black.
01:57:30
There's just a lot of backs. Dude, seriously.
01:57:33
That's crazy.
01:57:34
Every time we say back, we say it again.
01:57:36
Show me just one with one.
01:57:37
Come on.
01:57:40
Can you see what I'm scrolling on? Right.
01:57:41
They all have two backs. Yes.
01:57:43
Yeah, I got it.
01:57:45
I got out which one looks like just a little bit like the abs on the white.
01:57:52
That's weird.
01:57:52
Come on, let's get.
01:57:53
Come on. Back back back back back and further.
01:57:56
Look, I searched back, not back. Back.
01:57:58
You see the back up there?
01:58:00
Yeah,
01:58:02
I go back to Lawson.
01:58:04
One of them back.
01:58:07
Right.
01:58:07
But just just one of these doesn't even have just
01:58:11
what is the probability where one of them has one back?
01:58:14
Every one of them has to
01:58:17
take a
01:58:17
big step back and take a running, running jump at this,
01:58:21
semi-permeable membrane means wait a minute.
01:58:26
It's it's more,
01:58:29
I think I need to go through what semi-permeable means first, though.
01:58:33
We got to take you back.
01:58:34
Still take a big step back and take a run.
01:58:36
Now, you see, I did say back twice, I, I thought I had I thought I found one
01:58:41
new flat trans phenomenon.
01:58:44
We say back in pairs all the time.
01:58:47
Back to Arizona.
01:58:50
Music lyrics don't really impress me as much because you repeat the lyrics.
01:58:54
Go back and then go back
01:58:56
rather Rama as two back.
01:59:00
Okay, I'll have two backs.
01:59:02
What is two?
01:59:02
All right, I'm going
01:59:04
back back back back back back back back back back
01:59:09
to Kelly.
01:59:10
Kelly.
01:59:12
Kelly Kelly,
01:59:15
have you guys performed cool jury songs?
01:59:17
I was choosing between.
01:59:19
Did you say for the one thing?
01:59:21
Yeah.
01:59:21
Go for Rushmore because they are not ranked one through four.
01:59:25
It is just oh, they're not for was it time for another mash up?
01:59:29
I didn't get this one. Sorry.
01:59:31
I didn't even get to the sixth one.
01:59:34
You should be sorry.
01:59:35
I hope that's not the one you want.
01:59:38
It's not.
01:59:39
Oh, I can do this one.
01:59:40
Now that on Rumble, I kind of like this one.
01:59:43
Oh, we're on Rumble.
01:59:43
Oh, yeah.
01:59:44
We are no, they were on Rumble, wasn't.
01:59:57
It. This is no way
01:59:59
8000 matches for back and not one single word back.
02:00:03
There's always two.
02:00:05
So are
02:00:07
never gonna get
02:00:10
it back.
02:00:12
Yeah I just drove them all.
02:00:13
All the way,
02:00:16
all the way.
02:00:24
That's bizarre.
02:00:32
On this one.
02:00:42
Oh. Oh.
02:00:47
We're back.
02:00:49
Go back to the.
02:00:56
You fight.
02:00:57
No, no.
02:01:01
You take me back to where you.
02:01:27
Left this
02:01:29
is there sound.
02:01:30
Oh, there's no sound.
02:01:32
But I said it's just another song.
02:01:34
Cuz black keeps on doing my some
02:01:38
black one.
02:01:41
Hey, I guess who lives with the don't with the bell.
02:01:43
Go back up to the chords with my last brought up Porter and a driver.
02:01:46
That was all that I had done with than this.
02:01:49
Now it's all in the play. Hey, that's not this bad.
02:01:51
When I made that switch, I got a bad rangefinder.
02:01:53
Got a, I got a butter and a this confidence.
02:01:56
And now they're laughing at me.
02:01:57
Now the table's a switch. Yeah.
02:01:59
I don't even know how I became such a baby.
02:02:02
I'm summing up 100 discrete.
02:02:04
Say my name another day I just want to make some change.
02:02:07
That I got your face laugh at me I shake my head, say wait and see
02:02:12
if I got my guess. It's a bad go.
02:02:13
Be the disc of life is your destiny.
02:02:17
Like I think they made fun of disc golfers a tiny bit.
02:02:20
They're.
02:02:22
Yeah, you got gotta.
02:02:23
You got to be able to
02:02:25
make fun of yourself.
02:02:29
Hey, we got a I or.
02:02:32
Oh, let's feature them.
02:02:38
Shine a bright light on them.
02:02:40
Oh, it was a weekend.
02:02:42
It's on YouTube.
02:02:43
I don't know how to do that.
02:02:46
Oh, wait.
02:02:46
No rumble to.
02:02:49
Yeah. Just welcome.
02:02:50
Welcome. New follower.
02:02:52
Thank you.
02:02:55
You're you're muted
02:02:58
I love yelling that.
02:03:00
No reason to
02:03:02
draw I can't hear you when you're muted.
02:03:12
Yeah it was cool
02:03:14
seeing draw like live in person yesterday.
02:03:18
Yeah.
02:03:18
No I so he's real then I did I so you believe in draw.
02:03:24
I believe this.
02:03:28
Yeah I have, I have definitive proof,
02:03:32
but he's fictional. See?
02:03:35
Scripted. Fictional.
02:03:36
If you believe that he was real.
02:03:38
He ain't one of my chocolate chip cookie.
02:03:41
Or you got me on that one.
02:03:42
I'm trying to like. It's not pausing.
02:03:43
What the fuck?
02:03:44
The video that started out,
02:03:47
That's that's a video.
02:03:51
I think we're in the middle of a live music.
02:03:55
Yeah, that might be
02:03:57
I fucking.
02:03:58
I hate the snare claps.
02:04:00
Mark, that's that's an actual.
02:04:02
You always. You always have to this.
02:04:05
You back to the knees.
02:04:06
I think you got to go pretty good right up there with the dicks.
02:04:10
I could just play rock so much.
02:04:13
Wait, just make it to the 4.6 hours.
02:04:15
So tell me. Me up.
02:04:18
I, like, can hear the fucking Casio clap.
02:04:21
Yeah.
02:04:21
My biggest pet peeve is the electronic.
02:04:25
Yeah, that's no green.
02:04:27
Mostly green for you.
02:04:30
You ain't. No, no. Grow
02:04:33
up. Drop the mic.
02:04:34
Drop with my grandmother.
02:04:37
Oh yeah.
02:04:39
My I'm a some of the good.
02:04:41
One time I used to get my mom.
02:04:43
She's all make sense I'm a second.
02:04:45
You us you just lay down slow.
02:04:48
Recognize the rules. Always be wrong.
02:04:51
Things in the house.
02:04:53
So you're saying it doesn't make sense now?
02:04:55
Oh, this is awesome. Got.
02:04:57
Oh I'm going going.
02:04:59
Don't worry.
02:05:00
She laughs back.
02:05:01
You tell me oh I know you going back back back.
02:05:06
Don't
02:05:08
back back back to rabbit.
02:05:14
Always two backs.
02:05:16
What am I ready for it. Push play.
02:05:19
Welcome back.
02:05:20
Go to hell. You're you're Muted.
02:05:23
Is it war okay.
02:05:24
Oh yeah
02:05:26
I'm not Muted okay.
02:05:28
Is it war.
02:05:30
Will you play this. Yes.
02:05:34
Is it drawn. Yes.
02:05:35
Yes it is correct.
02:05:36
World War two. Yes. Correct. The Vietnam
02:05:41
military military act. No.
02:05:43
It's a conflict.
02:05:44
Yeah okay a war it's got war in its name.
02:05:48
No it's so does so does Gua.
02:05:51
My my father's a Vietnam vet,
02:05:55
and he did not serve any war.
02:05:59
I ain't no,
02:06:02
my war.
02:06:03
Oh, I'm sorry, girl, that was a you you you counter-offensive.
02:06:07
Don't worry. We.
02:06:08
Why do you value his opinion over somebody or multiple people
02:06:11
that my father's real.
02:06:13
What do you retarded?
02:06:14
You don't have a father. My.
02:06:16
My father was the second smartest person I know.
02:06:19
I know all the kids.
02:06:19
That's. Yeah.
02:06:20
That's your name. All the human beings in the world.
02:06:22
Because that's what you think.
02:06:24
You don't.
02:06:24
You don't realize that bias is baked in like a motherfucker.
02:06:27
I just had a huge argument with somebody that I is in my care, and she's
02:06:31
she's just didn't trust me.
02:06:32
All of a sudden, I'm like, listen, I spent my whole life
02:06:34
doing nothing but good for you, your best interest.
02:06:36
Now, you think right now, now, at your age, I'm going to.
02:06:39
Actually, this is when I saved up. I'm going to get you.
02:06:42
Yeah. You got the.
02:06:43
You had the pillow going. You were creeping up and you're like,
02:06:45
oh no, no no no no. Now you might be wrong.
02:06:47
A dementia, you might have a father that's a piece of shit.
02:06:51
But the one person that you should be able to trust more
02:06:53
than anyone in the entire world is your father even more than your mother?
02:06:56
Because your mother might care about you too much, to tell you the truth.
02:07:00
Yeah, yeah.
02:07:02
We're cold, emotionless reptiles.
02:07:05
Yeah.
02:07:05
Unfortunately, there's a certain age that you get that you,
02:07:07
you don't have that power anymore, and you don't have the cognitive.
02:07:11
Yeah. That's what my.
02:07:12
That's what my son thought. Like we're not rich.
02:07:15
You can't cut me off.
02:07:16
Oh I cut oh no. That.
02:07:17
Yeah. That's too early to have those thoughts.
02:07:19
But yeah, once there was a certain age that's hit, you know.
02:07:22
Hey, George, you know how mentally aware the person that they could start at 70.
02:07:28
You could start at 90.
02:07:29
You know, I don't know, could start at 48 George.
02:07:32
Say utilitarianism.
02:07:34
Yeah.
02:07:35
Yeah yeah.
02:07:36
It's so good job.
02:07:38
Go play Italian ism.
02:07:41
Roll the clip. Brady utilitarianism.
02:07:44
Is that the guy's fucking the Office.
02:07:46
Yeah, sure.
02:07:47
But it's a lot faster now.
02:07:48
Where did those move to? These moved on me.
02:07:52
Hold on.
02:07:52
I'm going to find it very
02:07:56
rich.
02:07:57
You're incoherent.
02:07:59
So do you even see?
02:08:01
Oh, well, wait till the Brady torture I we already established that.
02:08:04
Oh my God. Yeah,
02:08:06
I forgot all about that.
02:08:09
So where's the war?
02:08:10
Here he is right back on track with the pre and war. War.
02:08:14
One of these was a military offensive, I recall.
02:08:16
No, that was police action.
02:08:18
No, they had tanks and stuff.
02:08:19
Well the police have tanks now don't they, Carl?
02:08:21
Okay. The first and second Iraq war. War.
02:08:24
They identify as military action.
02:08:26
It's a bit there it is. Pronouns there to kill people.
02:08:29
All right.
02:08:29
How about Libya? Oh, War. War.
02:08:31
Libya is just a country. It doesn't even say war in the country.
02:08:34
Yeah. I'm sorry.
02:08:35
That was kinetic action, not a war. Venezuela.
02:08:38
Well, it was it was a fun featherweight bug and, propaganda.
02:08:43
I ran the, Venezuela attack back to war.
02:08:47
I think.
02:08:47
No, I'm sorry.
02:08:48
That was a law enforcement operation, not a war.
02:08:51
It was.
02:08:51
Oh, it's a war.
02:08:53
We're doing what they know, not what's the only reason
02:08:56
they went through all of that was to get to this point right here?
02:08:59
Yes, a couple of previous ones, maybe, but it was the main crux
02:09:02
was to get to this here and it's like, yeah, we but you know, they,
02:09:06
they keep doing propaganda bullshit after the third one.
02:09:10
Do you, do you disagree with I mean, should
02:09:13
we be allowed to go to war with the declaration of only one man?
02:09:16
It seems a little bit marine. One man.
02:09:18
What do you think? It's one man.
02:09:22
It was stimulated by
02:09:23
an executive order, and Trump's right.
02:09:27
It's his job.
02:09:28
I mean, he runs the military there, and, there's.
02:09:31
So there's a whole military course situation that goes on.
02:09:35
And also the president is elected by, you know, a majority of the country
02:09:41
was by a majority of the country physically and by whatever.
02:09:46
But it's like a college.
02:09:48
Yeah, but these things are very specifically
02:09:50
they didn't they didn't not call it a war just because they felt like it.
02:09:54
They didn't not call it a war because they didn't want to have to follow
02:09:58
the congressional rules that go along with war.
02:10:01
So do you like do you think this is the Iran war?
02:10:05
I think this is the start of World War three.
02:10:07
Are you okay with the way because Mexico crap on and no do.
02:10:13
Mexico is totally normal.
02:10:15
There was nothing different about what you're just saying, general.
02:10:18
Like like the situation in Germany, right?
02:10:21
Where the fuck you were at every world war is when Germany tries to take
02:10:24
over the world.
02:10:26
Yeah, but we are Germany now.
02:10:28
Not. I'm not comparing Trump, Bernie.
02:10:30
I ran, I ran, honestly, the whole area over there.
02:10:34
But if we can slowly take them out one by one,
02:10:36
or at least work with the ones that are like more sane minded,
02:10:40
it is interesting that Saudi Arabia is kind of like
02:10:42
looking kind of cool in a situation where normally they look like weirdos,
02:10:46
you know, like they're actually like, like non-compliant with Iran's horseshit.
02:10:51
So they're like, yeah, we'll help fuck them up, too.
02:10:54
You mean, like, this is kind of a weird, like.
02:10:58
Handshake?
02:10:59
Sort of, you know, the enemy of my enemy is my friend, you know what I mean?
02:11:02
Like, it's it's kind of.
02:11:05
But even the Trumpers or whatever, they don't want to go to war for Israel.
02:11:09
It's a little weird.
02:11:11
It's I don't it's not going to work for Israel.
02:11:14
It's. Fuck.
02:11:15
I ran for how much money they have. Why?
02:11:17
Because they ran. They've cost.
02:11:19
They've been a terror capital.
02:11:21
They've cost fucking.
02:11:22
Who do you think put tens and trillions of dollars
02:11:25
just for just dealing with the horseshit that they fucking do?
02:11:28
So in the 70s and 80s, they were just like us.
02:11:31
Not just like us, but they were. They were westernized.
02:11:33
And we put the Ayatollah. They weren't in power.
02:11:36
And that's what they called the well, that's
02:11:37
why they call it West, the Western culture.
02:11:40
I had told it ain't over there.
02:11:41
I mean.
02:11:44
Still,
02:11:45
I mean, I'm a constitutionalist and the Constitution establishes power.
02:11:48
Are you a constitutionalist?
02:11:49
That's just
02:11:49
you standing on weird moral grounds that some Europeans came over here
02:11:53
and stuck in the ground?
02:11:53
No, no, no, I believe in God given rights, and the Constitution just reaffirmed
02:11:56
God given right. He clearly believe in God.
02:11:58
We talked about.
02:11:59
I do.
02:12:00
And so yeah. So, you know, that's
02:12:05
you didn't really have some form in some form or another.
02:12:08
Listen, don't let the government know that there's no God, otherwise
02:12:11
they will be the supreme power.
02:12:12
Obviously, that's one reason comfort for my mother.
02:12:16
That's another reason I could come up with that.
02:12:18
Third, if if we must get scientific because we don't know
02:12:22
if you're looking for that criteria, then I'll go somewhere else.
02:12:27
But yeah, I'm convinced that at the very least,
02:12:29
a bunch of smart men way smarter than the King said,
02:12:32
hey, what if we make a literally made up king in the sky?
02:12:36
And if we get just a little bit of coincidence,
02:12:38
we can fool this king into thinking
02:12:40
that we have a higher power that they can never take from us.
02:12:42
And it's it's I think it brought on the Renaissance, the making.
02:12:47
Yeah.
02:12:47
But, you know, really difficult that is to make people
02:12:49
believe that so few people would have had that part of it witnessed.
02:12:53
People would have had to have witnessed something they did.
02:12:57
No no no no no no no no. Incorrect.
02:13:01
Dumb dumb.
02:13:02
You don't think people witnessed.
02:13:03
You don't think that somebody said, I smite thee.
02:13:05
And a big bolt of lightning went and a whole bunch
02:13:07
of people around them went, oh shit.
02:13:09
Even though it's completely idiotic.
02:13:11
But it worked.
02:13:12
I don't want to give men power back.
02:13:14
I'm fine with where did that happen? That happen?
02:13:16
Because I feel like that's I hypothetically, I don't know.
02:13:18
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:13:20
People that think when they think of you know, I, I'm thinking I've see them go.
02:13:24
This isn't like the lightning strike theology.
02:13:27
You can just.
02:13:31
I mean, if you.
02:13:35
Go ahead
02:13:36
to, to make it into the go reference.
02:13:40
If every time you
02:13:41
throw a disc at the dispatch, you say trains.
02:13:46
And one time it actually hits the chains, you call that?
02:13:53
So I don't know what compels people
02:13:57
towards that. The power.
02:13:59
If there has been people
02:14:01
that, for whatever reason, are extremely compelled towards that.
02:14:05
And a lot of people that I respect and would assume would have some sort of
02:14:11
gauge on mine, whether they be celebrities or why you gotta bring up the game or
02:14:15
relative, it seems like they I don't know because I don't know what it is.
02:14:21
Just well, here either.
02:14:23
I feel like I want I want to be over detection,
02:14:29
over detection of agency.
02:14:31
To me, it could be one of two things.
02:14:32
They're either complete idiots, mentally broken like like you're saying
02:14:36
or they're smart enough to know you're from your narrow.
02:14:39
You have the same perspective as they do they.
02:14:42
You're just saying the complete weight
02:14:44
of stopping argumentative just for one second.
02:14:46
What they say.
02:14:47
You're not sure what you're arguing with at this point, but hang on,
02:14:50
I'm arguing a human's perspective of what's going on in the world.
02:14:53
And you have a completely opposite.
02:14:54
No, no, you you had and you want to lose your mind
02:14:56
when they say that's what they also mean when you say, I know
02:15:01
you said what makes somebody
02:15:04
do that?
02:15:04
And I was trying to answer that.
02:15:05
It's either they're completely crazy
02:15:07
or they're smart enough to know that if they hand over power to men,
02:15:10
they could be worse off.
02:15:11
So they'd rather a fictional person. What do you get?
02:15:14
Why are we going to
02:15:17
a reasonable person?
02:15:19
Let it bother me.
02:15:19
When people reference God, they go here and it's like, I don't know.
02:15:22
It's like, who knows where.
02:15:23
I was saying from the point of view that if God doesn't exist, I perhaps
02:15:28
if if God doesn't exist,
02:15:30
then what I say is either they're completely crazy
02:15:33
and a lunatic in a lunatic, or they're so smart that they know that
02:15:37
the fictional thing that they built up and the God given rights, if you will,
02:15:40
that's just the label to put on.
02:15:41
It is more powerful than the King.
02:15:43
Then why wouldn't we want that?
02:15:46
I can assure you, God does not exist.
02:15:50
You can't do that.
02:15:51
See, that's what you're you're you're you're you went too far.
02:15:55
The logical conception of what you know God may be does not exist.
02:15:59
That doesn't mean that God doesn't exist in,
02:16:03
Yeah.
02:16:04
Thus it's commonly accepted, therefore, to believe God is may not exist.
02:16:09
But that does not mean God does not exist.
02:16:13
And wouldn't you know something?
02:16:14
Just because my logical perception on what God may be may not be true,
02:16:19
that doesn't mean that God does exist, or that there is some type of power or
02:16:24
entity that or something that constituted something that was able to create.
02:16:28
Well, we agree that, you know, the laws, and that's always one thing I point to.
02:16:33
If there's laws of physics, how does that make sense?
02:16:36
Why are there laws to things?
02:16:38
Why do things
02:16:40
equate to mathematical equations.
02:16:42
Oh yeah.
02:16:43
Yeah, I like that that that's why does it sound argument.
02:16:48
Yeah.
02:16:49
I meant to follow up with that, that story about,
02:16:52
simulation theory being disproven.
02:16:54
I tried to look it up and simulation theory is still going strong,
02:16:58
so I may have had a bunk story.
02:17:01
I might have had a,
02:17:02
that was a couple of weeks ago, and I meant to follow up, but,
02:17:06
but that's kind of what you're talking about with the, the,
02:17:09
the the universe follows mathematical formulas
02:17:14
as they
02:17:15
lie largely been debunked by physics and mathematics.
02:17:18
Math.
02:17:19
There been a mathematician who, recently 25 research from UCB.
02:17:25
O'Callaghan.
02:17:26
I'm sure that's probably in Wisconsin somewhere, stating
02:17:30
it is mathematically impossible to simulate reality.
02:17:33
It's weird.
02:17:35
Mathematically.
02:17:36
Mathematically, you can mathematically map the universe, but
02:17:39
with or explain we have a hearing system.
02:17:42
No, it's a finite no is a big number, but it's finite.
02:17:46
But you don't have to.
02:17:47
You don't have to simulate anything. Everything.
02:17:49
You only have to simulate
02:17:50
what is known and seen in the experience of the simulator.
02:17:55
The universe. Man, this is horseshit.
02:17:58
Fuck this.
02:17:58
The studies show
02:17:59
that quantum systems cannot be replicated by classical computers in complex of,
02:18:03
complexity of quantum mechanics cannot be, malarkey.
02:18:08
Do you let Michael O'Donnell lead?
02:18:13
Much like the lead
02:18:15
mod LSD model is modeled.
02:18:19
Modeled, modeled.
02:18:22
Okay, I got to play model.
02:18:25
We use models for everything.
02:18:27
You bring the model open computational limits.
02:18:30
Yeah, but it's due to computational limits.
02:18:33
That's why
02:18:36
I think.
02:18:38
Let me know how you get this set up here.
02:18:42
Oh, here.
02:18:43
You PD, did you pronounce that?
02:18:46
I found that simulating quantum,
02:18:49
but no, I'm. I'm staying the same.
02:18:52
You guys are.
02:18:52
Well, when he first saw that, I almost said modelo.
02:18:56
Some small sample somewhere found that simulating quantum
02:19:00
numbers requires computational resources
02:19:02
that scale exponentially, making it impossible for any classical computer.
02:19:06
So we're not able to understand anything yet.
02:19:09
So, Gary, for you to rule out everything would be fucking weird, would it not? Yes.
02:19:16
Thank you.
02:19:17
That's why I agree with you. Until you are 100.
02:19:19
What?
02:19:19
You just literally said something about 100%. Yep.
02:19:23
There is no God.
02:19:24
That's you.
02:19:26
You have no proof of that.
02:19:29
And I'm right. It's
02:19:31
okay, but I.
02:19:33
You can, you can you prove there's no God?
02:19:37
No. No one can prove that there is no system.
02:19:41
All right. So how do you feel about that?
02:19:43
Actually, you can prove you can prove a negative.
02:19:46
That's nonsense.
02:19:47
Right?
02:19:48
Like I said, you can't prove a negative
02:19:51
is a negative that you can't prove by its own premise.
02:19:54
It's self negating.
02:19:56
But two negatives make a right.
02:19:58
So as long as you don't prove it twice, then you three.
02:20:01
Let's figure right
02:20:03
I am right, coming around on the idea that as far as like cloning
02:20:08
or taking a conscious and putting it into somebody else, whether you like a it's.
02:20:13
Like a simile of someone.
02:20:16
I don't see why they actually doesn't do that.
02:20:19
Then be an actual person.
02:20:20
So like, why that wouldn't be the same, same thing.
02:20:23
Like, yeah, if you do your Star Trek for,
02:20:26
an AI existence, why, that wouldn't still be you.
02:20:29
Because it is you.
02:20:30
Just
02:20:32
so numbers don't work out when you think about, like, twins and stuff.
02:20:36
What do you mean? So what do you mean?
02:20:38
Explain what you just said.
02:20:39
Because I have no idea why you say, oh, numbers.
02:20:42
You mean the darker numbers?
02:20:44
Okay, so say, at conception,
02:20:49
you're instilled with a soul, a spirit.
02:20:53
I think that's not what I'm talking about.
02:20:56
So. So I'd like to think your soul is your spiritual aptitude.
02:21:03
Okay?
02:21:03
Some people, some people have no soul.
02:21:04
They have no concept.
02:21:07
A draw you're on mute
02:21:10
draw.
02:21:10
You're muted.
02:21:13
I was asking a question.
02:21:14
What are you talking about?
02:21:16
I'm sorry, I didn't mean did I?
02:21:18
If I were to take you, if I were to take every single.
02:21:21
Like if I were to take Gary.
02:21:24
Whatever.
02:21:26
Hold up. I'm going to take Gary.
02:21:28
If I want to step Gary as a person and talk to you, explain
02:21:32
this entire life for a fair warning sign I an I situation
02:21:38
and that person and that I thing
02:21:41
sounded like you and acted like you.
02:21:44
How is that okay? You.
02:21:46
Because that's not you.
02:21:47
That's what he's going to say.
02:21:48
I know you think this is not the same responses, the same ideas, the same.
02:21:52
Everything is all baked in.
02:21:54
How was it different? Biological?
02:21:55
What's different? Because there are no scissors?
02:21:58
Because there are no scissors. From what I understand.
02:22:01
Right.
02:22:02
I feel like that is the same exact, right?
02:22:04
There are no.
02:22:05
Did you know that you lose the outer layer of your same exact person?
02:22:10
It would essentially be you.
02:22:11
I would personally know any difference.
02:22:13
I would not know any difference.
02:22:14
I would interact with the exact same way you would the same responses.
02:22:17
We laughed the same.
02:22:18
We'd have the same stories, the same time.
02:22:20
I talk about back in the day before you were a weird clone,
02:22:23
but back in the day remake and we go, yeah, I remember back
02:22:27
then and I would no, wait, not no, I need to have a comment to that.
02:22:30
Good.
02:22:31
Oh, do you think that physical and all that is the same improves your real.
02:22:34
But yet we lose that outer layer of our skin
02:22:37
and it gets replaced every nine hours.
02:22:39
Did you know that? Yeah,
02:22:42
right there too.
02:22:43
So how does that
02:22:44
I mean like so it's not you're not even the same person you were yesterday
02:22:47
or nine hours ago. We do it all.
02:22:50
The dolphins lose that layer of skin every two hours in most of my cells.
02:22:55
If I were to take Gary's consciousness and put it in I robot, it would.
02:22:58
It would be Gary. Wrong.
02:23:01
Why not?
02:23:02
What's the difference?
02:23:03
Tell me my memory emulation.
02:23:06
Is there something that's beyond.
02:23:08
Is there something that's beyond?
02:23:09
Wait.
02:23:11
He's old memory.
02:23:12
What is your memory?
02:23:14
No, I like it, I like it.
02:23:16
It's a good line of logic.
02:23:18
I like.
02:23:18
I like where he's going with this, however.
02:23:22
But we replace your body. What?
02:23:23
What to you is you, if not your memories,
02:23:29
but your body changes every nine hours.
02:23:31
The body that you claim you know is yours is changing.
02:23:34
Why your memories?
02:23:35
I don't, I mean and but it's the configuration, the complexity,
02:23:40
the the things that have to were replaced by identical things,
02:23:45
not I, Matt Walsh.
02:23:46
What are you talking about? Like, similar.
02:23:49
Yes. Identical.
02:23:51
Really?
02:23:53
Everywhere.
02:23:54
You're talking about this like my, my my outer
02:23:57
layer skin does not look like it did two weeks ago.
02:24:00
It is a different layer of.
02:24:01
No, not even close. Oh. Oh, yeah.
02:24:04
Yeah, but it's over.
02:24:05
Continuity of me waking up tomorrow morning
02:24:09
and still thinking on the same dude as I was today,
02:24:13
that that's a stretch.
02:24:15
That's like.
02:24:16
That's like acting like the, you know, grow and increase attack
02:24:19
is any more less any less of the same tree because the same dude
02:24:24
I was when I was five, I don't have any of the same atoms.
02:24:28
The tree that's out back is the same way that goes against your argument.
02:24:31
Then this physical is real and the same.
02:24:34
You are not the same.
02:24:35
And and and I will be so bold is what you're arguing against
02:24:39
is what makes you the same.
02:24:41
The things you carried on from cell to cell.
02:24:43
Your memories, your experience is that is what makes you you.
02:24:47
So it's hard to argue
02:24:48
with what you're saying, that if you could somehow
02:24:49
put that into something else, it's still kind of you.
02:24:53
But I know,
02:24:55
right?
02:24:56
But but we haven't established what makes you you make an autobiography
02:25:00
and then someone in the book and said, that's me.
02:25:02
Don't give me, don't give me some sideways logic and then answer the question,
02:25:07
can you answer the question that what is me?
02:25:10
What makes you you?
02:25:13
It's a it's it's a
02:25:16
that we're not a book.
02:25:17
We're not saying.
02:25:18
But we established your biology is replaced.
02:25:21
So you have a place. You are not you anymore.
02:25:23
You took a book description and then remade that.
02:25:26
We said, no, we took your consciousness, cut it
02:25:30
to a tee and put it in something else.
02:25:32
And it looks, acts, behaves, thinks, interacts exactly like.
02:25:37
Here's one. How is that what you're saying, girls?
02:25:40
What if while you were in that state, it is you?
02:25:42
It's what you are.
02:25:43
It's who you are, what if, while you were in that state that you're referring to,
02:25:47
that you didn't know that anything changed, would you be?
02:25:50
Then you.
02:25:53
It would be hard to
02:25:54
fool me into thinking nothing's changed.
02:25:58
I don't have to fool you.
02:25:59
I just said hypothetically, because, I mean, we're not.
02:26:02
We're not there yet.
02:26:03
Then it would be simple to fool me
02:26:06
that nothing's changed because it's not me.
02:26:10
Now. Somebody is somebody who depends on such concrete evidence.
02:26:13
You're not really able to tell me who you is.
02:26:17
We really need to parse this in two different ways,
02:26:19
because one is to be who you should be.
02:26:24
Yeah, well, not who you are.
02:26:26
Not who you are, who you.
02:26:28
I know you, you who you.
02:26:31
You know who you're you're.
02:26:33
You will play the weirdo anyway.
02:26:36
At what point does this become weird to where we take
02:26:39
Gary the.
02:26:43
Gary consciousness copy.
02:26:44
What is the difference be and they both exist at the same time.
02:26:48
At that point there's two different Gary existing timelines.
02:26:52
One that is the real Gary and then the facsimile Gary.
02:26:55
That's what Gary's talking about.
02:26:57
But if we were to have a situation where Gary has died.
02:27:00
So if Gary were to die and we were to take his consciousness
02:27:04
from that point on, who's to say that that consciousness is not
02:27:07
what Gary maybe would have went through at the time or like, right.
02:27:11
So we're looking at two different parts nature verbs.
02:27:14
Jesus,
02:27:17
he's it can't say Jesus.
02:27:19
Yeah.
02:27:20
Oh, let's watch the rumble.
02:27:23
I just I decided that
02:27:26
I decided a long time ago that once we did, nauseous to nauseated.
02:27:30
Grammar does not matter on this show anymore.
02:27:33
Okay, but I had a whole point that you guys pay attention to grammar.
02:27:36
Whatever's coming, I'm trying to pay attention to the point.
02:27:39
If we had to pay attention to grammar, I'm not really one to protest.
02:27:42
So you guys are thinking in a logical sense, where to where
02:27:47
there would be two Gary's at the same time,
02:27:49
and one would be the Gary that always existed,
02:27:51
and one would be a copy of Gary, and they would have
02:27:53
two different experiences from that point on.
02:27:55
And then they're they're conscious would then evolve differently from then on.
02:27:59
But if you had something where Gary were to die, but,
02:28:01
you know, second, right before he died,
02:28:03
we copied all that she had and moved it over.
02:28:04
Who's to say that that's not still Gary?
02:28:07
Because it literally is.
02:28:08
Gary, I promise you, Gary will definitely stay in a world where there's no soul.
02:28:13
All this is, is just some weird organic mechanism that we can just
02:28:17
copy and replicate.
02:28:19
There's cloning. There's all kinds of shit.
02:28:20
Like, I don't understand why we can't.
02:28:22
Why that's any different.
02:28:24
If not, therefore some type of soul that we.
02:28:28
I speak for Gary.
02:28:29
I believe he puts a lot of weight on awareness for some, some reason
02:28:34
that's true.
02:28:35
Awareness seems to be the key.
02:28:37
So if you were aware that there was another one of you
02:28:40
then and you even could interact, then that would be completely different.
02:28:42
If suddenly poof, neither one was aware of the other, both would.
02:28:46
Both would think they're just a continuation of themself themselves.
02:28:51
We would try to.
02:28:51
I mean that now what what they talk about with physics and what a popular
02:28:55
like, explanation of the universe is, is that there's more, but and that's
02:28:59
what I was trying to get in mind, that there's a like trillion.
02:29:03
We were billions and trillions different timelines.
02:29:05
Infinity. Timelines. Yeah. Possibility.
02:29:07
So what's the difference between this timeline Gary and that time my Gary.
02:29:11
And then at the same Gary are they two completely different people.
02:29:13
And then at that point how is that even possible.
02:29:16
Is that, is that quantum entanglement or is that just two completely different?
02:29:20
I don't think similar.
02:29:24
Yet. To understand that no two had to split
02:29:30
and have multiple multiverse and shit, that's all just nonsense to me.
02:29:35
What do you mean it's not fun?
02:29:36
That's what the leading. That's what some of the leading theories are.
02:29:39
So whether the theories that are trying to get money
02:29:41
on top of the being, it taught us all about it.
02:29:45
Yeah, they do people right and disregard them make money.
02:29:48
And I agree you can totally. Yes.
02:29:50
Bearded man here this I I'm for somebody needs to click out
02:29:53
a facsimile of Brady thing.
02:29:57
You definitely need to understand that people want to get money for that shit.
02:30:02
And if they admit that there's no leads and they haven't made any progress,
02:30:05
the money will dry up.
02:30:07
So you, you know, so I discount it.
02:30:10
That's all they would have.
02:30:10
Everything's a money grab and that's why you capital
02:30:13
everything everything is about money, not dude I wait whoa.
02:30:17
What's the other recap? What is the other option?
02:30:20
Why did you say I hate capitalism?
02:30:21
That's ridiculous.
02:30:23
That's what the monologue said.
02:30:25
And, you know, like I thought, That was in this monologue.
02:30:31
I think the bottom of it.
02:30:33
I said that multiple times.
02:30:34
You said it before with that, while
02:30:36
you were, like, shitting on healthcare, as if like, oh, no, oh, no money.
02:30:41
Exploring diseases is a bad thing or no,
02:30:43
no, no, you're treating it so you didn't know that.
02:30:47
It doesn't matter otherwise it would be no reason to fucking do it if it was.
02:30:51
Again, back to what you said earlier, fucking was easy.
02:30:54
Everyone would be doing it and it'd be not a fucking problem since it's hard.
02:30:59
It takes fucking resources,
02:31:00
and unless you're the one that's able to do that,
02:31:02
what you're not, because it's not fucking easy,
02:31:04
then you wouldn't fucking do it. So guess what?
02:31:06
It is just what it is.
02:31:08
Do you know who gave it?
02:31:10
And then you read it.
02:31:11
You fucking die.
02:31:12
So guess what you're getting paid for.
02:31:14
Dead wrong.
02:31:16
Did you just do your taxes by any chance?
02:31:19
Yeah, and I got more back than I ever had.
02:31:20
But that's because it's my second year at home ownership.
02:31:23
So people that work really hard get really pissed off.
02:31:25
And in the state, taxes and shit, fucking taxes, people don't fucking work.
02:31:29
I pay for their fucking shit and they don't think of fucking.
02:31:31
How can I just have a thank you?
02:31:32
Maybe you how many people it's got to be?
02:31:35
At least we have in quite a long time.
02:31:37
So. Yeah, but you're not getting it back. You paid too much.
02:31:40
I hate people to say they're getting it back. It's retarded.
02:31:42
You know, you you sound retarded right now.
02:31:44
I know I'm talking to everybody who ever gets any back with the no.
02:31:48
Ten over 18, probably. We were.
02:31:50
You were actually able to claim some of that shit on like the one thing
02:31:53
they asked, they asked in TurboTax about the overtime
02:31:57
and they did constitute the overtime percentage, like in.
02:32:03
If you did not file with like, you know, legitimate service or whatever
02:32:06
the hell you may have been at a loss because I was able to to
02:32:12
report my overtime this year.
02:32:15
Awesome.
02:32:16
But or last year,
02:32:18
you, if you got any money back,
02:32:20
that's just money you already paid to the government.
02:32:24
It's not a refund.
02:32:25
Yeah, but I guess he didn't refund.
02:32:27
Okay. What do you want?
02:32:28
What do you want?
02:32:28
What do you mean, what's the difference?
02:32:31
I'd rather pay our taxes than Canada taxes or Mexico taxes,
02:32:35
or a Venezuela taxes or a Puerto Rico shout out to bad money.
02:32:38
Taxes or, you know, Mexico, there's
02:32:42
no tax pull in taxes or Russia taxes or and again,
02:32:46
they any of the Asian country taxes like I, I don't know, I would rather fund
02:32:52
our government than what, what what else are you going to fund?
02:32:55
You're missing my point. I'm not talking about the amount you pay.
02:32:57
I'm saying that people I say I got so much money back,
02:33:00
but they think that that money was like a gift or something.
02:33:04
It's literally your money that they had running.
02:33:06
So some people do maybe act like it's a gift.
02:33:09
I'm not saying I got it back. I'm just excited
02:33:11
that that, that the return was as much as it was in return.
02:33:15
Unless next year. Yeah.
02:33:16
I mean, I got it, like, as a present back means I got it in return.
02:33:21
That does not mean that it was like.
02:33:22
That means that you claim it was just mean. It's what I got.
02:33:25
And I was not expecting as much as what I got is what the excitement is.
02:33:29
You're misinterpreting the dynamic there.
02:33:31
No, I'm not misinterpreting. I meant you
02:33:35
people that do their taxes
02:33:36
usually get very anti-social socialism anti anything.
02:33:40
Some people get excited, some people get very depressed.
02:33:43
It's weird.
02:33:44
You know, I get excited, I don't know, that's how my shit works.
02:33:48
I just get a little depressed because I don't file four times a year
02:33:51
just because I'm lazy. So I have to pay that little.
02:33:52
Oh, yeah.
02:33:53
Because you're working for one of those privileged fucks.
02:33:56
What do you mean,
02:33:59
privileged fucks?
02:34:00
You mean white people?
02:34:02
Yes. Owners?
02:34:03
No, I don't want to thank you for the conversation.
02:34:05
He hasn't said much in a minute other than.
02:34:07
Yeah, I he wants me to play a clip, but I don't know which.
02:34:11
I don't know which one he's going to.
02:34:13
He's going to play. But are you if you're if you're a business,
02:34:16
if you're a
02:34:17
you don't if you're an employee, they take out every month, you're covered,
02:34:20
you're fine.
02:34:20
But if you go four months without if you go three,
02:34:23
three months without paying, they're like, hey dude, why don't you pay?
02:34:26
And I'm like, I'll pay in fucking April.
02:34:29
And they send me all this.
02:34:30
They they send me these little coupons in envelopes here.
02:34:32
This will make it easier to pay,
02:34:34
but I would rather have my money work for me,
02:34:36
which I make way more off of my own money than they do the freaking couple
02:34:39
hundred dollars.
02:34:40
They penalize me.
02:34:41
I even overpay just to make sure
02:34:43
because I just I learned you don't want to get on their radar.
02:34:45
Yeah. So here. Yeah.
02:34:46
And that's where the cons take a little extra.
02:34:47
Shut the fuck up. Yeah,
02:34:51
yeah, I could follow in a moment.
02:34:52
I might take my game.
02:34:53
But most people have ebbs and flows in their shit.
02:34:55
And so when you get money in return,
02:34:58
which is that's all that money means is back.
02:35:01
It's not like, oh, I got extra money.
02:35:03
No one says, oh, I got extra money this year. I won the lottery.
02:35:06
No, they got, I got back, I got a return.
02:35:08
It's a tax return.
02:35:10
It comes. You're white and you were born in America.
02:35:12
You already every one of us won the lottery.
02:35:14
Apparently, statistics can I, can I can I break the topic and go sandwich
02:35:19
question mark or, mom said knock you out or, Randall Carlson?
02:35:25
Yeah, he's.
02:35:25
Yeah.
02:35:29
Whatever you find.
02:35:30
First of those three items,
02:35:33
mama
02:35:34
Randall sandwich.
02:35:38
Do that.
02:35:39
Now put put your hands together.
02:35:40
Give me a mama Randall sandwich.
02:35:43
Randall sandwich.
02:35:49
Hopefully it's not Randall's mom.
02:35:50
Otherwise, that's a little weird.
02:35:52
Don't call it a comeback.
02:35:54
Don't call it a.
02:36:03
To me, that looks nothing like, like
02:36:08
the faces
02:36:11
in the.
02:36:19
House.
02:36:36
And the only thing the dance dances
02:36:41
don't.
02:36:44
I mean, it's like a
02:36:48
I got. Get it.
02:36:50
I went out.
02:36:53
To. I guess it was.
02:36:55
It took.
02:37:00
Like a four.
02:37:14
Week.
02:37:29
To be able to do Dwight Howard. No.
02:37:36
I, I went to Gary.
02:37:38
Depending on the was like a good.
02:37:40
Yeah.
02:37:41
He's got he's usually better get it up
02:37:44
better I can't get it up better.
02:37:48
Everybody I bought, Mexican Viagra.
02:37:52
This is.
02:37:52
No don't take it, Howard.
02:37:54
I've never taken it, but I thought I could get it without a prescription.
02:37:56
Read the caption at the top.
02:37:58
Yeah.
02:37:58
So off Brady says Dwight Howard, I like, exposes his cocaine addiction, that's all.
02:38:03
Yeah. So I also forgot about it on the local DJ's microphone.
02:38:06
I think he has a really cool, microphone.
02:38:09
Yeah, we should all get it done for microphones.
02:38:12
So I was just so retro.
02:38:14
Yeah, it's a really cool one. Yeah, I don't know. I've seen them before.
02:38:18
So I like a copy of me.
02:38:19
Oh. For boxer, this one that drops in from the ceiling.
02:38:23
Yeah. Sort of. Yeah. So go ahead and play this though.
02:38:24
So this is actually clip they drop in TikTok or Instagram
02:38:27
or one of those big platforms.
02:38:33
Good.
02:38:34
I can't hear it. No audio.
02:38:37
You're not on mute. Draw.
02:38:38
Oh I got audio on my end.
02:38:40
I bet you everybody else can hear it.
02:38:43
Nope. Okay.
02:38:44
What to tell you, man?
02:38:45
Because I heard it when I heard it when you played it earlier.
02:38:47
I didn't hear. I didn't hear it.
02:38:50
I'll start over for your benefit, but there's audio.
02:38:52
Never. Y'all don't understand. Don't give up. All right?
02:38:54
Live what?
02:38:54
He needs some help.
02:38:56
Yeah, it's weird how that works. And this is it.
02:39:00
You shouldn't be sniffing when you're talking about that.
02:39:02
That was really bad.
02:39:03
This kind of guy, right? I don't believe anything you're saying.
02:39:05
After the you guys. W did you see the fucking bag?
02:39:08
She holds it up again. But did you see that fucking bag?
02:39:11
Yeah.
02:39:11
If it wasn't fucking Instagram, I'd rewind it.
02:39:13
No, she'll hold it up again. So hold up I got it.
02:39:15
I'm just saying this is what I'm losing my fucking marriage to this shit.
02:39:20
This shit right here.
02:39:22
I told everybody, oh, I gotta help.
02:39:25
What? Alone?
02:39:26
Gary? How much coke?
02:39:28
I'm just. Cuz I don't know.
02:39:29
I don't know if anyone has any expertise, but just like,
02:39:31
because you're the host of the show, do you have any right to give Gary?
02:39:35
How much coke is that?
02:39:36
That looks like thousand dollars for cocaine, right?
02:39:40
That's not. That doesn't sound like a lot of cocaine.
02:39:44
That looks like a lot of cocaine for someone
02:39:46
who has as much money as Dwight Howard.
02:39:47
No, but if that's a typical occurrence,
02:39:50
how do you not have, like, Artie Lange knows?
02:39:52
How was it, how much it already like to have his nose collapse?
02:39:56
Like,
02:39:57
yeah.
02:39:57
Is it because Dwight Howard has a larger.
02:40:00
Ooh, hey, fun fact you did.
02:40:03
You know, you only breathe out of one nostril at a time,
02:40:05
and about every two hours, it flips over to the other nostril.
02:40:08
You know what I did
02:40:09
here was always the more prominent, which is it's more directed to the lungs.
02:40:13
But I thought was overrated, so.
02:40:16
No, I forget what.
02:40:17
I'm not sure where to put your hand there, dude. Put your hand and breathe.
02:40:19
You'll feel yourself only breathing that one.
02:40:21
And do it again in a couple hours.
02:40:22
It'll be the other one because it switches one one captures on the left.
02:40:25
Right now one of them captures all the bad shit while the other one takes it in.
02:40:29
One is more dominant.
02:40:31
Usually if you're right handed to the left side.
02:40:34
Is that, works.
02:40:35
Oh. Real nostrils coincide for nostrils.
02:40:38
Doctor Brady of a left nostril.
02:40:41
Thinker.
02:40:42
He is. Spiral it.
02:40:43
I'm in here with him.
02:40:44
I'm trying to look through it.
02:40:47
I was I was gonna run out the door.
02:40:48
I'm gonna have to give you a white coat.
02:40:50
But everybody told me, yes, I, I we should all inward love
02:40:55
except draw deep into Ukraine.
02:40:58
You you I will never get my steps online.
02:41:02
Thank God I recorded it.
02:41:04
He it is it it.
02:41:05
I was like a little blue lasso.
02:41:07
Like I would say anybody out including me. It.
02:41:10
I can't let you do like a laugh.
02:41:12
This is Mrs.
02:41:12
Brady I like. And she was putting this kind of information out there.
02:41:15
How would you feel, Gary? Just hypothetically,
02:41:20
I don't like this.
02:41:22
The the tone.
02:41:23
I don't like the looks or. She's.
02:41:26
No, either the whining. Yeah. The whining.
02:41:29
Yeah. It's horrid, but.
02:41:31
But what point is what I'm asking?
02:41:35
Snitches get stitches reset.
02:41:38
She's not snitching. She's trying to save his life, bruh.
02:41:40
She's literally crying for help.
02:41:41
Dude, she said she's got everything.
02:41:43
This is all she has left.
02:41:45
Oh, yeah.
02:41:46
The big bag is all she has left.
02:41:47
Eight grand.
02:41:49
Okay, listen, we're going to find
02:41:52
Hudson.
02:41:52
We're rethinking her existence.
02:41:55
Let him have his coke.
02:41:59
Well, you can have your coke, but you can't eat it.
02:42:01
Two, you know, because he's going to get already laying those already laying
02:42:05
is still alive, though, so it's like, not that bad, right?
02:42:08
In fact, he's a story of what to do.
02:42:11
That's exactly what I know.
02:42:12
Yeah. Let your nose collapse and then quit.
02:42:15
Right.
02:42:15
Well, the only reason he cried is because there was nowhere to prove.
02:42:19
Yeah, because there's no cocaine.
02:42:22
He's just kept going.
02:42:23
Do you think it's just a crack?
02:42:24
Why would you just switch that crack?
02:42:26
At that point, I think crack went away
02:42:29
that way.
02:42:30
A fentanyl took over this? Yeah.
02:42:33
This is why I'm losing my fucking merit.
02:42:36
Do you know what to all he's that he's able to get, like, pure cocaine.
02:42:39
Like that's their fault.
02:42:40
That there's not any fentanyl in it unless he's really
02:42:42
tolerant of fentanyl at this point.
02:42:44
See, I told you, it looks blue, Gary.
02:42:46
It looks blue. I told you, it snow is blue.
02:42:48
Yeah, okay.
02:42:50
I believe there's going to be some pink pink there usually.
02:42:53
Sure. I mean I've seen or I've heard about.
02:42:56
It has been.
02:42:56
That's something I was told.
02:42:58
Yeah.
02:42:59
I would not know because I'll know immediately.
02:43:02
What the hell. Paisley. I've heard.
02:43:07
Okay.
02:43:08
Hold on.
02:43:08
Well, yes, that's my thing.
02:43:12
I played them all.
02:43:14
Your penis. Oh,
02:43:17
no. There's one that you have on.
02:43:20
I haven't seen Randall Carlson chicken.
02:43:22
Who's Randall Carlson? Well, 17. You.
02:43:25
I know you played 17.
02:43:27
He's an older guy.
02:43:28
He's got a beard and long hair.
02:43:31
The fuck is Randall Carlson?
02:43:32
You can attack. I don't have a Randall Carlson.
02:43:35
I. Okay, the only cell around
02:43:38
we can go to 1415, on the 14, 14 and 15.
02:43:42
And only two left.
02:43:43
Yeah, 14 and 15.
02:43:45
Corey, I like this. I like being able to reference.
02:43:47
I apologize for for Pooh poohing this idea earlier.
02:43:51
This is a great fucking 51.
02:43:55
It's as good as I what he said.
02:43:57
That's what. What's left, you fuck face. That's what he said with the left.
02:43:59
I do have some other shit that I didn't put in there
02:44:01
because I wasn't sure the docket and I want to overfill it.
02:44:04
So we'll see.
02:44:05
Now we have an under filled docket other than.
02:44:07
No, I have a couple ideas I've got.
02:44:09
I got four other other than that, we could get 2
02:44:13
or 3 trying to find a place to did the motor.
02:44:16
I like to show this has been one of our best shows.
02:44:19
I kind of wanted to keep it going.
02:44:21
It looks like I should be able to play the video should you want to try.
02:44:23
Because it looks like a video, I should be able to play.
02:44:27
What's it?
02:44:27
Okay, I'll try it says the zero.
02:44:30
The play button is not possible.
02:44:32
There's no I can't I can't do it.
02:44:35
My phone, the remote.
02:44:37
I'm going through ad right now, so give me a second.
02:44:39
What is he in the hospital for?
02:44:41
Essentially what we're looking at. Motorcycle accident, didn't it?
02:44:44
Wasn't this a while ago?
02:44:45
The porn site, the quarry?
02:44:48
My brother or no reason was on a big horse is just a weird nickname.
02:44:52
But his dad in the starting was him, big Hoss.
02:44:56
But it sounds like Vic Hoss.
02:44:58
And so is that thing.
02:44:59
Yeah. So pretty much the photos, right?
02:45:01
So you can. Yeah, you just dump through the photo.
02:45:02
So I'll read this.
02:45:04
Oh, so a, rep for Corey's for,
02:45:10
rep for Corey's father, Rick Harrison.
02:45:12
They were both on the hit TV, TV series Pawn Stars.
02:45:15
For years, plan words for pawn
02:45:18
syndication on all different kinds of networks and shit.
02:45:21
All kinds of, sure.
02:45:22
Revenue streams coming in constantly monthly.
02:45:25
Plus their fortune that they've got is
02:45:29
the, at their place.
02:45:32
No.
02:45:34
His, his son got a motorcycle.
02:45:36
Motorcycle accident? Holy accident.
02:45:39
And injuries were sustained in a motorcycle accident
02:45:41
that no one else was involved.
02:45:43
Was involved, which sounds retarded.
02:45:45
Yeah.
02:45:46
Sorry. Lives in, Toma.
02:45:48
And his accident happened to state that's,
02:45:50
Arizona, accident happened just days before Rick's official wedding.
02:45:54
Which is weird because, he's getting married all the time.
02:45:58
He. That was in seventh year,
02:46:00
probably.
02:46:00
Yeah.
02:46:02
So now, according to fans, this was, previous news.
02:46:06
So now Corey is turning to fans for money to help pay his medical bills.
02:46:09
His friend Darren Chambers stated on a started
02:46:12
a GoFundMe to raise $100,000 to help the reality star.
02:46:16
You would think that this guy's got money coming in, right?
02:46:18
But maybe not.
02:46:18
I don't know, James Vanderbeek same situation.
02:46:21
He was asking for money, right?
02:46:23
So, he would say was a dire situation.
02:46:26
You never know.
02:46:26
Hold on to, in the GoFundMe.
02:46:29
Me, we, we're explicit photos of his injuries, including his bruised ribs
02:46:33
and showing him laid up in a hospital so that Brady show that earlier.
02:46:38
So it's it's quite interesting that somebody who is on a television
02:46:41
show popular maybe has some shit going in and available.
02:46:46
Oh, this is just B-roll from porn star.
02:46:48
Why are we doing cripple throughout the trial?
02:46:49
That it's not working.
02:46:50
Is that the link that was up to, I don't know, 15?
02:46:56
I tried so hard to get the video, you know, from on the show.
02:47:00
It feels so. Yeah.
02:47:01
So when these celebrity GoFundMe,
02:47:03
he's kind of come through, you kind of start to question them.
02:47:05
But you kind of go, well, why would they like, you know, like maybe like why?
02:47:08
Like they should have enough money.
02:47:10
Why are they asking for money? It must be true. Right.
02:47:13
Well, can we go to 15, please?
02:47:15
I'm trying to.
02:47:16
You just switch between tabs as fast as I possibly can.
02:47:20
I could bill.
02:47:23
Good.
02:47:24
Is there sound?
02:47:25
This is father who's on the show with them.
02:47:27
Close with him.
02:47:28
We hear with the medical bills are covered.
02:47:31
After Corey's friend was GoFundMe page. His father.
02:47:34
Oh, what a little weasel star who sustained multiple injuries
02:47:38
following a motorcycle crash in January.
02:47:41
His dad is saying that the 42 year old's bills have already been paid.
02:47:45
Rick tells page Oh Rick, papers.
02:47:47
I know I paid all of Corey's medical bills alone before he put the GoFundMe me out.
02:47:52
He is a grown man in his 40s
02:47:54
and he just came up with a great idea to make some money.
02:47:57
But the 17 page, which has a goal of $100,000, claims that Corey's
02:48:01
financial situation has only worsened with the weight of his treatment bills.
02:48:06
The description reads.
02:48:07
Now that Corey is back home into loom as of early
02:48:10
March 2026, the challenges are over.
02:48:14
He's three months behind on rent, still facing ongoing follow up care.
02:48:18
I don't see how this is.
02:48:19
And he's not residuals from the show.
02:48:21
Does he have a bunch of things that cancer treatment.
02:48:24
And his dad is a huge resource.
02:48:27
He paid the rest of his medical bills.
02:48:28
So why couldn't you afford that extra? Like a little bump?
02:48:31
Wait. It's capitalism.
02:48:33
You can just ask for money.
02:48:34
If people give it to you, that's perfect. Right?
02:48:35
So that's interesting because that's exactly what happened
02:48:38
with the James Vanderbeek situation, because there was speculation
02:48:42
that, you know, oh, there was, you know, turmoil and finance know that
02:48:46
Sag-Aftra paid for his medical treatment, his house was paid for.
02:48:51
He like he was getting he's get gets residuals
02:48:54
from Dawson's Creek and frickin his movies and
02:48:59
I don't know people see the name and they go oh it must be a trust it.
02:49:02
They must need it.
02:49:03
Because why would they be asking?
02:49:06
Because fucking everybody else does.
02:49:07
And there are pieces of shit.
02:49:10
It works.
02:49:12
It does.
02:49:12
Here's my follow.
02:49:15
I mean, not just for fun out of out of left field.
02:49:18
So the making a murder.
02:49:20
I imagine this man on the logo making a murderer. Brad.
02:49:22
Sorry.
02:49:23
Brendan Dassey and Steven Avery,
02:49:25
one of Brendan Darcy's brothers, is has has some, made a fake
02:49:29
rap career that he thinks is realistic and it's just hilarious because he's.
02:49:34
Whatever.
02:49:34
It's an interesting story, but,
02:49:36
and I'm losing the point of what I was trying to make, but
02:49:38
it's just the aspect of,
02:49:42
people
02:49:42
thinking that they, they fake their own existence.
02:49:45
And what what was I talking about?
02:49:48
For that fucking to go for your own existence.
02:49:51
Go fund me.
02:49:53
Yeah, go fund me.
02:49:53
This guy's had, like, a million GoFundMe years for every little thing.
02:49:56
Like, hey, I need money for this. I need money for that.
02:49:58
I need money for my heating.
02:49:59
Now, I I've got to go fund me for, my rent payment.
02:50:02
I have a, housing situation now, so I need money now.
02:50:06
I need money
02:50:07
to send a bunch of CDs for my rap career so I can send them to other people.
02:50:11
Can you donate to this? Can you donate to that?
02:50:13
And, like the makes money like, this would be irresponsible not to do it.
02:50:21
What?
02:50:21
I mean, that's what I mean, essentially, this is what you're talking about
02:50:24
when it comes to anti-capitalism, where we're just everyone shares everything. So.
02:50:29
Right.
02:50:29
Gary. Rita, I was never talking about anti-capitalism.
02:50:32
I'm broke after you. But you fucked on Cal. You.
02:50:35
You were like, oh, you you watch the shows make so much money.
02:50:38
You and the people that I never said medication.
02:50:40
I never said, they said twice now.
02:50:43
They never said that. Things that are difficult.
02:50:45
Although if it were easy,
02:50:46
then everyone would be doing it and there'd be no fucking complaint.
02:50:49
This is what is the very.
02:50:51
I'm sorry I did. I call you Gary?
02:50:53
That's my bad.
02:50:55
Yes, I'm definitely pro capitalism.
02:50:57
Bikes are always carry cash trying to wrestle
02:51:01
and now try isometrics, which is basically every
02:51:06
one of your muscles has an, a counter muscle, like an, against it.
02:51:11
So you can flex your muscles without moving.
02:51:15
It's called isometrics.
02:51:16
And it'll it'll actually give you, like, adrenaline boost and,
02:51:22
good workout without even moving.
02:51:26
So if I want to work on my penis, I should work on my wife's vagina,
02:51:29
because that's it's counter muscle. Yes.
02:51:36
I believe, though, what he was referring to.
02:51:38
I just need to comment on this.
02:51:40
But I was talking about making money for the treatment instead of finding a cure.
02:51:44
That's all I said, not anti-capitalism.
02:51:47
I'm pro capitalism.
02:51:49
What?
02:51:50
What I wanted to get to was my go fund me idea is, this
02:51:55
this coming October, I will be turning 52 years old
02:52:00
or my birthday party.
02:52:02
I would like to hire some strippers.
02:52:06
I can't afford to hire a stripper, so I want to be
02:52:10
forthright about
02:52:13
what I'm asking for.
02:52:15
I am I am starting a GoFundMe
02:52:19
for the price of
02:52:21
strippers to appear at my 52nd birthday party.
02:52:26
You should have 52
02:52:28
be free.
02:52:31
No. Do you have nipples?
02:52:34
Okay, I'll charge you 50 bucks in.
02:52:37
Okay,
02:52:39
I do, I don't think that's appropriate to me.
02:52:43
Yeah, but you spin the wheel.
02:52:44
What is this? Well, this is the dirt one.
02:52:47
This is the dark one.
02:52:56
Okay.
02:52:56
I'm sorry.
02:52:58
Our standing desk to actually better or just a fad that's not really
02:53:01
that censored or inappropriate, but I'm not sure why it's on the side.
02:53:04
That's great.
02:53:06
I think they're just a fad.
02:53:08
I think the adjustable standing
02:53:11
desk where, it allows you circulation
02:53:14
so you don't have to use isometrics as above.
02:53:18
So below, you piece of shit.
02:53:29
It's the Brady and Joshua Brady and ordinary
02:53:33
as above and so below, because he's so close.
02:53:37
Brady.
02:53:37
And for sure, we're doing it our way.
02:53:41
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
02:53:44
Brady.
02:53:45
And your show, it's Brady and Drury.
02:53:48
It's their show. No Brady. Draw.
02:53:55
Great.
02:53:55
You guys I'm getting him Gary Tyler.
02:53:59
Screw you guys. Hey!
02:54:04
So what's this all about?
02:54:06
Oh, yeah, I forgot about that one.
02:54:08
So this is this is literally the auction for,
02:54:10
Isn't Tara petite?
02:54:14
Petite pet pet pet keeps on bet.
02:54:18
Bet, detective. Like I got a cold pet detect.
02:54:21
Still sounds like pet therapy.
02:54:22
Word from.
02:54:26
The rhino
02:54:28
that he, came out of and was birthed out of his.
02:54:32
Would you say, came out of you?
02:54:33
You mean came into.
02:54:36
No. In the into the second hiding in it?
02:54:40
Fuck.
02:54:40
I don't, I think that was the first one.
02:54:43
It could be the second one, though. You're right. You may be right.
02:54:45
See, where matters like, I wouldn't mind spending $1 million from Ace Ventura.
02:54:49
Yeah, it's when nature calls.
02:54:51
Nobody gives a shit about that one, right?
02:54:53
For, like, it's like a nice.
02:54:55
What do you mean? For when nature calls. That's.
02:54:57
It was a good sequel. You on that?
02:55:01
No, it wasn't.
02:55:02
The first one was so good.
02:55:06
They were both good.
02:55:06
I didn't know after. How is it good?
02:55:09
How the fuck is it good?
02:55:10
No, because this part is good on.
02:55:17
But it's just the same.
02:55:20
Duh, duh.
02:55:23
You're. Watch this.
02:55:24
I can do this with yours.
02:55:25
I think here
02:55:27
boom.
02:55:29
Look at that.
02:55:30
Do that, do that, motherfucker.
02:55:33
First hit control and hit highlight.
02:55:35
If you want to make your figure
02:55:38
bigger than mine.
02:55:39
Now mine's are small. No.
02:55:48
Imagine owning this random.
02:55:49
Great.
02:55:49
I mean, eight grand and ain't bad, is it?
02:55:52
Can you come out of it like that?
02:55:55
Probably because he did.
02:55:56
That's assuming that's what they made it for.
02:55:59
But I don't know the rubber.
02:56:00
It's been but 25 years, right.
02:56:02
You know it may have some.
02:56:04
You don't want to tear that genius.
02:56:06
Oh yeah. Look at it stretch right there.
02:56:08
So it's like already like
02:56:10
yeah.
02:56:11
That's right.
02:56:11
That's a different rhino when he comes out of it. It's.
02:56:14
Yeah. He's already stretching and ripping.
02:56:16
I bet you the whole as much because I bet you other people who have owned it
02:56:19
probably you tell me there's more that why wouldn't you.
02:56:23
Why wouldn't you record yourself?
02:56:25
If you bought it for eight grand,
02:56:26
you would record yourself doing this at least once, right to a tee.
02:56:30
You would map this out and you would.
02:56:32
Yeah, right, I would.
02:56:34
Well, would you pay the eight grand for I had
02:56:37
mommy.
02:56:45
Let's see how stressed out it is after I've become.
02:56:47
The ass is different.
02:56:48
Yeah. See? Oh, no.
02:56:49
It bends back.
02:56:51
Yeah. That's like the real thing.
02:56:53
No, but go back to that.
02:56:55
Go back right when he comes out, it's different. Look, look, look,
02:56:58
it's different.
02:56:59
But of course it's never the same again.
02:57:01
You know, like I mean he's coming out of something different right there.
02:57:04
That's not even this. Right on.
02:57:06
It's the same shit what he's talking about.
02:57:08
No, it doesn't.
02:57:09
How is it not, bro?
02:57:11
This ain't like old school movie trick.
02:57:15
There's a fucking camera. That's.
02:57:18
Yeah, but look at the see the lines on it like fake school.
02:57:20
This is like the fucking mid 90s, dude.
02:57:23
Yeah.
02:57:27
I'm sure it was used, but they have really flexible plastic shit.
02:57:31
Yeah. This this one does not look it.
02:57:32
Look at the photo I have up.
02:57:34
It does not look like flexible plastic.
02:57:36
It looks like big thing looks like.
02:57:38
Yeah.
02:57:38
Multiple people have made it through there after the fact.
02:57:41
Just like it looks like a leather bag and shit.
02:57:44
There's everyone that has owned it, has done that and then resold.
02:57:47
It is what the.
02:57:50
It's only two grand.
02:57:54
It's only two.
02:57:54
Are those eight grand?
02:57:57
Estimates worth 4 to 8 grand.
02:57:58
Starting at two grand.
02:58:00
Oh, it says current absentee bid is 18 grand.
02:58:03
24 bid.
02:58:04
So it looks like it's up to 18 grand.
02:58:07
18 really
02:58:10
incredible.
02:58:11
So that with site,
02:58:12
if you go to that side, they've got other similar Hollywood movie props which.
02:58:16
Yeah.
02:58:16
I don't even buy the real how are they authenticated?
02:58:22
Who else has the.
02:58:24
We also got who
02:58:27
you can probably watch the movie and see exactly like to a tee.
02:58:30
Like, what are you talking about?
02:58:31
It's all like I was it's through like, it's through a service
02:58:35
that, like, does this shit.
02:58:37
All right.
02:58:37
They have, like, the most random, dumbest props.
02:58:39
If you, if you go to their main, like go to their main like site area,
02:58:44
if you are the top and click on like the main banner,
02:58:46
which I'm just seeing, it doesn't look like there's any bids.
02:58:50
Even that said, 1824 says 24 bids.
02:58:55
You got to go sign in to in order to see bids or some shit.
02:58:58
I'm sure
02:59:00
I like that.
02:59:01
It says. But birth.
02:59:03
Yeah. That's.
02:59:03
Yeah, that's one of the best for to.
02:59:06
I love a good thing I love anyone.
02:59:08
Let's talk about anything having to do with. But.
02:59:13
I like big
02:59:14
but I cannot lie and I cannot lie.
02:59:18
Speaking of selling weird shit, right.
02:59:22
Yeah.
02:59:22
So we've talked about weird things that involve the WD that are being sold,
02:59:26
and I have not checked into that auction, but that might be something to also do.
02:59:30
Yeah.
02:59:33
WD is also selling.
02:59:36
Would you ever pay even for any like,
02:59:38
any sport that you may like or not like, or fake sport that you mean?
02:59:43
I like, I mean, I like $400 to get your name
02:59:48
written on something that was used at the event,
02:59:53
and then you get your you get it cut out after the fact, and then in a placard
02:59:58
and then given to you for $400, would you ever pay $400 for that?
03:00:03
For a placard of what?
03:00:04
Sorry, or,
03:00:07
your name written on something that was involved in an event?
03:00:11
And then after the after the event, they cut that section out
03:00:14
with your name on it and then sold, and then you get it in
03:00:17
a little placard for four, and that's all $400, would you?
03:00:20
And I wasn't involved in the event.
03:00:23
No, but your name was written on a thing that was that event.
03:00:26
And then they cut it out and gave you that thing that was at the event
03:00:29
with your name written on it?
03:00:30
Yeah. I mean, I don't know if it's free.
03:00:32
Sure, I guess, but I don't I don't need it.
03:00:34
No, $400. No, definitely not.
03:00:40
I don't think I just care about anything
03:00:41
outside of my family to pay money for anything.
03:00:46
Right. What?
03:00:47
I don't think I have enough interest outside of,
03:00:50
you know, I don't care about anything.
03:00:51
Enough to pay money for anything.
03:00:53
I don't care about anything to pay for anything.
03:00:55
I what I thought I heard you say, but that's kind of what I said.
03:00:58
Yeah, unless it's something I can eat or need or, you know, eat, sleep, drink.
03:01:03
Fuck.
03:01:05
You can fuck it, I fuck.
03:01:06
No, no. You said eat, sleep, drink.
03:01:07
I automatically people always miss fuck
03:01:10
the fuck it.
03:01:11
Fuck sleep.
03:01:13
All right, so here we go.
03:01:15
Your name.
03:01:16
We reign in the world's most famous arena.
03:01:20
Fanatics and WWE are letting you.
03:01:22
Do you do people think that people look at it
03:01:24
and go, oh my God, that fucking draws name.
03:01:27
You know, like, I know a lot of fans are not a fan of
03:01:30
the it's going to be up there with a million other names on the mat.
03:01:33
We've seen many of them.
03:01:34
We've seen even freaking fortnight be on the mat and many people complain about it.
03:01:38
But Fortnite, the video game literally by a spot.
03:01:40
Yes. Your name on it.
03:01:42
And then after the show is over,
03:01:43
they're going to cut out your name from it,
03:01:45
put it inside of a plaque and send it home to you.
03:01:48
Now, I've been contemplating back and forth on should I get this for myself?
03:01:53
No price.
03:01:54
I think it's either 300 or 400 bucks.
03:01:56
I have to go back and look at it again.
03:01:58
But it's one of those things that I feel like
03:01:59
it also depends on how much disposable interest you said.
03:02:02
It's priceless.
03:02:03
You could spend it on so many worse things.
03:02:05
I'll say that.
03:02:07
Well, it's kind of like a bag of air, you know, like a
03:02:10
perfect Segway.
03:02:18
Of course, I couldn't pick it up.
03:02:22
Be ready for this. No.
03:02:24
Can you even.
03:02:26
I know it's blurry.
03:02:28
It's blurry on my own because I've got the deleted.
03:02:31
It's John Cena last match, 1213 Saturday night main event bag of air.
03:02:35
Same guy team, 15 bucks.
03:02:40
$15 or best offer, $9 shipping guy.
03:02:44
I don't remember his name.
03:02:46
Mac van was, but it doesn't look like the same guy.
03:02:50
He doesn't have a picture.
03:02:50
It just has a picture of.
03:02:52
So this was in Massachusetts.
03:02:55
Do you remember the other guy? I don't remember, I yeah, it was the same.
03:02:58
Shit. It's the same. It's the same.
03:02:59
Let's just go back to the event and just Google, yeah.
03:03:03
Last year I honestly thought that there was potentially two of them, but.
03:03:09
So there's I mean, hold on.
03:03:11
I mean, the other one sold me.
03:03:13
Somebody bought it.
03:03:16
Because one didn't have like, the pictures that we saw.
03:03:19
Yeah. There's no picture of the air.
03:03:21
It's just a it looks like a trading card of him all,
03:03:26
where's my watch list?
03:03:29
How did I get.
03:03:29
Oh, yeah, I think I watched it too. And.
03:03:34
No, it's not a fuck.
03:03:35
Do I get to my watch list? Goddamn, when I hear when they watch list.
03:03:38
Upper left, upper right.
03:03:39
Over. Complicate. Yeah. Watch list. Yeah. Hell, yeah.
03:03:42
Looks like you were not watching any enemies.
03:03:43
Yeah. Yes, I am watching them.
03:03:46
Mine says the same thing.
03:03:47
You probably not logged in.
03:03:49
It logs you out.
03:03:51
Are you logged in?
03:03:53
No. Okay.
03:03:53
Now, at log me with just like a click of a fucking.
03:03:56
No. It's also the same shit.
03:03:58
No. Because which be gone.
03:03:59
Yeah. So hold on. Let me go to my messages.
03:04:03
I'll be.
03:04:03
I don't think I'm that way.
03:04:05
I don't think that was his name.
03:04:06
I don't think he was in Massachusetts.
03:04:09
Massachusetts?
03:04:11
Is that what you call it?
03:04:14
No, that's what it's called.
03:04:17
Massachusetts, not Massachusetts.
03:04:20
Maybe rather close.
03:04:23
So close.
03:04:24
I've driven through.
03:04:26
Maybe.
03:04:28
Well no way.
03:04:29
We saw what's, what's right next to you.
03:04:31
Massive two shits Maryland.
03:04:33
No I'm sorry not Massachusetts. That's Maryland.
03:04:35
They're like north of New York right?
03:04:38
No that's Connecticut I don't know even will of Massachusetts is
03:04:42
so over he orders so I
03:04:45
because I sent him I, I gave him an offer.
03:04:49
I've got to have some fucking I sent an offer
03:04:52
and I also messaged him.
03:04:55
I have to have some sort of link
03:04:58
to that could have just disappeared into thin air.
03:05:01
No, because I should have some sort of link to that auction.
03:05:04
And then the auction result should be fucking like very apparent
03:05:09
should be
03:05:11
either is either it never sold or someone sold it and it would show that
03:05:14
it wouldn't maybe show what it exactly what it was depending on how it sold. But
03:05:20
this is turns out when you have 21,000 things
03:05:22
in a picker wheel, it takes a little while to launch
03:05:25
or pick up or dump,
03:05:29
or why people who block deserve stand.
03:05:34
Am I having a stroke? What?
03:05:36
Why? People who block deserve stand.
03:05:40
I don't understand stand
03:05:44
says at some price.
03:05:46
New age dumb lingo.
03:05:48
Hold on.
03:05:48
I found my people who block old.
03:05:50
People who block on social media.
03:05:52
But what does stand me?
03:05:55
March 19th.
03:05:56
You think it went back before?
03:05:58
No. That's less your march.
03:06:04
Oh. Right.
03:06:09
Okay, there it is.
03:06:10
Rabi times and 717.
03:06:13
Oh Robbie Thompson sounds like a so ended
03:06:17
it just says ended.
03:06:21
Hold on.
03:06:21
Let me pull this up.
03:06:24
Not that it's really that.
03:06:29
Yes I'm reading about this right.
03:06:31
Rhino in 2019 I, I don't know,
03:06:34
I didn't say anything the the you say happy Gilmore Rhino
03:06:39
the fucking whatever it is a rhino with original neck and legs.
03:06:43
That's.
03:06:43
See, that's the only thing that's original are the neck and legs.
03:06:47
I knew it, the original horn.
03:06:48
Oh, the horn was reinstalled.
03:06:53
So bidding ended on
03:06:54
Saturday, February 7th at 1:32 p.m..
03:06:57
So seller has relisted this item or one like this?
03:07:00
No they didn't.
03:07:01
It just said they didn't. It says it ended.
03:07:03
He lost.
03:07:03
He realized last time last was $800 February 17th.
03:07:07
And he I think he gave up.
03:07:09
I of course he 20 bucks dude do this guy.
03:07:12
You can buy this one for 25.
03:07:14
Message him right now.
03:07:14
I'm going to be I'm going to fucking bitch at him.
03:07:17
Why people who walk dogs off leash are lawsuit pay.
03:07:22
What none of your dog be totally depends on the dog.
03:07:26
Yeah, I'm always jealous of those people.
03:07:28
But at the same time, I also feel like they.
03:07:30
In order to establish that type of communication
03:07:33
with your dog, you have brutalized their dog.
03:07:35
One of those, range,
03:07:39
trainers, which is usually not the greatest.
03:07:42
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:07:44
So those usually those people are, kind of assholes.
03:07:47
Yeah.
03:07:47
So a little, little known fact,
03:07:49
because they know they're not doing it for the dog safety.
03:07:52
They're doing it for a fucking badge of honor.
03:07:54
Like, look, look, I tamed a dog.
03:07:57
Yeah.
03:07:57
Kind of. Yeah.
03:07:58
And it's like, even though the leash law says
03:08:00
you should have a leash, they're like, no, no, my dog's better than your dog.
03:08:04
And it's like, yeah, but regardless, you should still have the
03:08:07
the esthetic of a leash.
03:08:08
Like, my dog isn't going to harm anyone either.
03:08:10
But she may run at someone wanting to play, and people
03:08:15
don't understand what her mannerisms are, so they might misinterpret it
03:08:19
like a lot of people do.
03:08:20
I was like, oh no, but she's just like overexcited because she's one year old.
03:08:23
So yeah, we keep her on a leash even though she's harmless.
03:08:27
I like those long leashes that go out to like 30, 50ft or whatever, but you can
03:08:31
and retract it to your heel the longest.
03:08:34
I think I've got either 25 or 30.
03:08:36
I'd love one. That would be like 100.
03:08:38
I don't know if those exist, though. I would pay for it.
03:08:40
I obviously would pay for like super extended to heavy carry around it.
03:08:44
Just so much travel like the the spring in the size of the contraption
03:08:48
that you'd have to hold would probably be a decent amount of heavy.
03:08:51
Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't care about heavy.
03:08:54
I honestly feel like I'm a man.
03:08:59
Yeah, but.
03:09:02
I mean, I guess it
03:09:03
could be really thin, thin nylon or something, but
03:09:06
no, they've got pound restrictions on strap.
03:09:09
Just by I mean, it would be too much.
03:09:11
You'd be huge and heavy. That's all I was saying. Not practical.
03:09:14
Not saying you couldn't lift it.
03:09:15
You're a man, you're a man or you're a man.
03:09:17
You can lift it.
03:09:20
Some of the appeal of this guy, it doesn't show that he's got other.
03:09:23
He's got other items for sale.
03:09:25
Check what, and.
03:09:28
Yes. Yeah, on my Safari browser because that's what's logged in my eBay.
03:09:31
But, Allen
03:09:34
and grantor meant light in the diamond head.
03:09:38
Light is a card or.
03:09:40
I don't know what the fuck that is.
03:09:42
2036 Topps Titans of the game.
03:09:44
Aaron Judge 2025 Allen and green
03:09:48
chrome mark logo.
03:09:51
Grantor 1990 Pro Sports Super Bowl.
03:09:55
So you're going to buy this bag of shit 15 bucks or bust earnings.
03:09:59
That asshole I don't know this dude.
03:10:01
I at least had a shit notarized which I don't understand how you notarized a
03:10:05
ever saw that?
03:10:06
What do you mean?
03:10:07
No, I never saw that.
03:10:08
It was I.
03:10:08
That's the conversation I have with them.
03:10:11
I talk to them and it does say it in his listing,
03:10:13
but I when I talk to him, that's literally right.
03:10:16
My antique car was notarized.
03:10:19
I made note,
03:10:22
but that's just you had a friend that was a notary,
03:10:24
and he joined you at the game,
03:10:25
and you had this scheme that you could fucking again.
03:10:27
It's it's my point.
03:10:29
I mean, I don't it's the shit that I show
03:10:30
that I brought up earlier that's like the same dynamic of, we're going
03:10:35
to make up something that we can sell you as a fan and guess what?
03:10:39
You're going to pay a premium
03:10:41
and it's going to be this dumb thing that only you're going to get off on,
03:10:44
and there's no actual value to it other than you can go
03:10:47
look at getting anything, anything on my wall.
03:10:50
No, you know what I mean. That's literally all it is.
03:10:52
It's something that is literally what I hear them saying.
03:10:55
They sound exactly like that to me. Yeah, what?
03:10:58
I never said never would let me buy this bag of their jeans.
03:11:03
You being the Gen Z unique look in the air.
03:11:07
Do you see?
03:11:09
It's like, are you kidding me? I mean, the most.
03:11:12
I don't mean to judge.
03:11:13
Maybe they did a lot of hard work.
03:11:14
Maybe they did skilled artistic labor to earn that money.
03:11:17
But like, I show off shit that, like, I labored to build.
03:11:21
I didn't just buy it.
03:11:23
So the the the Jonesy in the air bag,
03:11:25
I did have a, Again, I gave them 100% credit.
03:11:29
And he's brilliant.
03:11:29
By trying to bring a charity aspect into it.
03:11:32
That way you don't look like you're crazy.
03:11:34
You just look like you're charitable.
03:11:35
Like, oh, yeah, of course this is a crazy idea because the idea
03:11:38
is really just to garner attention and to get donations to a charity.
03:11:45
And for many people, that's not how the WWE
03:11:48
the Matt name thing is. It's not a charity.
03:11:51
The charity is.
03:11:53
The dude said
03:11:54
on eBay said that it was for charity, but I don't.
03:11:58
How do you hold someone to that?
03:12:00
How do you hold them to that?
03:12:01
Just say nobody. Nobody.
03:12:03
They think it would be kind of gross if I say anything you could say,
03:12:07
you would have to complain.
03:12:09
You'd have to call eBay and complain.
03:12:11
EBay would have to vet it, and then there would just be too much legwork.
03:12:15
That, and there'd be a bunch of uncertainties
03:12:17
and unknowns that I'm sure that someone could easily skate by 100%.
03:12:24
They could just donate their money to the Human Fund.
03:12:28
It's not a real charity.
03:12:40
So yeah, even
03:12:41
those proceeds will also go towards
03:12:44
Saint Jude Research Hospital, a charitable tax return.
03:12:48
So proceeds will go towards
03:12:51
Saint Jude's research Hospital.
03:12:54
Comma, the comma, a charitable tax return for anyone who gives this
03:13:01
who I give this to as a thank you.
03:13:03
So literally you're that kid.
03:13:06
Nobody ever pays for the children's hospital.
03:13:08
Yeah, but this could be interpreted as the tax return that you get normally
03:13:13
for doing a charitable contribution is what you will get in return.
03:13:18
Thank you.
03:13:19
And that's based on a, on a, on a 100%
03:13:24
faith
03:13:26
situation of this guy
03:13:28
actually taking this money and giving it to a charity.
03:13:32
I know eBay does give you options to do charity,
03:13:35
but I don't know if they give you like a very specific.
03:13:39
So he's not he doesn't get it.
03:13:41
He you you have to file.
03:13:43
You get the receipt.
03:13:44
You file it on your taxes, not him.
03:13:46
Yeah. That's kind of what I think. It sounds like.
03:13:48
That's what I think. Yeah.
03:13:50
Like you get a if you file it. Yeah.
03:13:53
That's what I think that that's what that is. Right.
03:13:56
Because the way he's worded he's going to is he's
03:13:59
going to give half of it, whoever you get to claim half of it.
03:14:02
But I'm not claiming it. Oh yeah.
03:14:04
Because you both can't claim it right now.
03:14:07
He's talking about you.
03:14:08
He's doing it as an incentive for you is like not only buying this,
03:14:10
but you'll get to claim have it on your taxes.
03:14:12
So you're really only paying for half.
03:14:14
So that's the way that works.
03:14:15
But is he is he able to claim a donation. No.
03:14:18
He just yeah.
03:14:19
He doesn't need to. He just made $1,700 off.
03:14:23
Why can't he claim a donation? Or why?
03:14:25
No, that 17. Doesn't that go to the charity?
03:14:28
You'll get there.
03:14:29
See, that's where the where the weird can at, right?
03:14:35
What?
03:14:36
That's where I feel like the weirdness comes in.
03:14:38
Right?
03:14:38
Because who who's giving the money?
03:14:41
Are they both giving the money?
03:14:42
No, he is.
03:14:45
Or he's.
03:14:46
You're assuming he is.
03:14:48
But, like when I donate bags, so I donate clothes.
03:14:52
I gather old things, clothes, whatever, whatever shit.
03:14:56
Put them in the things.
03:14:58
At the end of the year, I know I donated something.
03:15:00
I don't know exactly how much I donated up to $5.
03:15:04
I average it out, when it comes to, like, insulation, like,
03:15:08
they're like, oh, you can get money back if you do, like, house repairs.
03:15:11
And now there's a there's a reason for that.
03:15:14
I do buy spray foam and I do fill gaps and shit.
03:15:16
I do like little nominal shit like that.
03:15:18
And so I, I don't I put like a 50 bucks.
03:15:20
I did like for everyone
03:15:22
there's a worksheet
03:15:23
based on the square footage of your house for that kind of shit,
03:15:26
but I wouldn't say any more on of what?
03:15:27
Like legally, like you could.
03:15:29
So the only the only thing that you're allowed to get away with is
03:15:33
you can claim up to $500 in cash donations.
03:15:36
I only bought any foam. There's.
03:15:38
Don't deny I bought spray foam to to though me
03:15:41
not wait, I didn't mean I didn't mean you were guilty of a crime.
03:15:44
So I would say either way,
03:15:46
if you do the square footage, you could probably claim a lot more.
03:15:49
Yeah, I think so too.
03:15:50
But I just try to be somewhat conservative. I don't know.
03:15:53
If not, you can just see when I always do it, I do all the man.
03:15:55
I'm saying the same thing with this guy.
03:15:57
It's typically a little bit less than their regular deductible.
03:15:59
So yeah, you answer a question.
03:16:01
Did you do any upgrades to make your health?
03:16:03
I mean, make your house more always an issue.
03:16:06
You just don't acknowledge most of them, but the ones that you hate.
03:16:09
But it'll just take a second to put in there.
03:16:11
If you do that, then it gives you a standard deduction for doing that.
03:16:14
Or you can do a worksheet to get the exact amount you paid.
03:16:17
It's all it seems to be a little tax on.
03:16:20
So here it is.
03:16:20
Oh you don't do that.
03:16:22
You can use Tax Act for free.
03:16:26
Go fuck yourself $15 to 40 if you want to do so.
03:16:29
It's the last is what.
03:16:31
He dropped it down to 800 I can't remember.
03:16:32
Original was like 1500 or something.
03:16:34
Oh 17 like ten or it was some oddball number, wasn't it?
03:16:38
Did he drop it?
03:16:39
I just remember 1700 because it was a 17th match or some shit.
03:16:43
You said
03:16:44
he did
03:16:44
drop it down in price and I don't know if he dropped it down again since then,
03:16:49
but it just says ended zero bids.
03:16:51
Best offer.
03:16:54
I offered him 20 bucks for it.
03:16:56
He could have a 20 bucks for it. You said that.
03:16:58
You said that earlier.
03:16:59
Like. Well, like a month ago. Yeah, for free shipping.
03:17:01
It probably cost him 30 to fucking freight it safe, you know, safely.
03:17:05
You don't want to just throw the box in the box.
03:17:07
It's not like, it's going to get crushed.
03:17:09
I guess you maybe put some corners on it to prevent some crush.
03:17:13
I would. I asked him that.
03:17:14
I asked him that,
03:17:15
he said carefully, I go, how are you going to make sure that it doesn't get
03:17:18
you said, oh, packaging carefully
03:17:20
get about 40 other Ziploc bags and fill them up with your own air,
03:17:24
and just put it right in the middle of those. It'll be fine.
03:17:29
Messages.
03:17:31
Just asshole.
03:17:32
So they usually clear a lot of this shit.
03:17:36
Yeah, you can imagine, right?
03:17:37
Oh, I've got to keep it moving. No.
03:17:47
I'm nice around
03:17:49
there. So let's go now with the bag of air.
03:17:51
And then that's.
03:17:52
I mean, not to go back to it.
03:17:54
Make.
03:17:56
Wait. Do you say back twice?
03:17:58
This is fascinating to me that we say back twice year.
03:18:00
And like, there was people that were saying like like, oh, yeah,
03:18:03
my sister for a very short period of time, like had this address
03:18:07
and then like all of a sudden she kind of got over it.
03:18:10
Better.
03:18:11
This is weird trend.
03:18:12
And that's I mean, not to go back to it might not.
03:18:15
Go, it took up.
03:18:18
You said big dummy.
03:18:20
It took it up his back.
03:18:20
There, I found one finally at your time.
03:18:25
And she goes, well, okay, well, we can talk about this later.
03:18:29
We can talk about this later.
03:18:30
And so I go back and I said, I, I go past I go back and I sit down
03:18:33
and when they do the drink, she.
03:18:38
Turns.
03:18:38
Yeah.
03:18:39
We don't care about the videos.
03:18:40
I want to hear us talking.
03:18:44
They've.
03:18:44
Oh, shit.
03:18:45
Oh, no. Oh, back the back fucking.
03:18:48
I worship at the back.
03:18:53
If you want my pronouns, I'm the man.
03:18:56
I'm the man who goes back. Let's look at the stand.
03:18:58
I've got the back. My money like this.
03:18:59
All my pockets are back home. Yeah.
03:19:02
Who said facts? And you got a fucking.
03:19:04
Where's your bumps?
03:19:05
Goddamn you!
03:19:07
You suck, I don't have.
03:19:08
Did you the bum any videos you want?
03:19:11
So, hey, in in StreamYard, we had this stupid limit of 100,
03:19:15
no matter what they were, and I was keep moving around here we have unlimited.
03:19:17
So if you want anything to be added to the stingers, just post them.
03:19:21
The stingers? I don't know about the stingers.
03:19:25
I would like the stingers added to the stingers of of that.
03:19:28
But the bumpers, the stingers, the stingers.
03:19:32
So bumpers, an end cap, a stinger is like when we say something and we do it.
03:19:36
How could you not? What did he say?
03:19:39
That's a stinger.
03:19:40
How could you not do it?
03:19:42
Because I don't bring the.
03:19:44
That's what the whole point of the Jew is.
03:19:45
When he comes around you, you're surprised.
03:19:47
You're like, oh yeah, I'm I don't know.
03:19:49
I mean, I don't know, I don't are you, I don't, I was, I don't have it.
03:19:55
Are you anti-Zionist?
03:19:58
I like tigers more than Zion's Zion.
03:20:03
I don't know what a Zionist is.
03:20:05
Is that somebody who starts a conversation like that?
03:20:09
Is that an anti Jew?
03:20:10
An anti semi I don't know.
03:20:13
Are you and a are you an anti-Semite I am, it depends.
03:20:18
I have an entire Israel.
03:20:19
I mean anti stupidity.
03:20:21
I'm anti corruption I'm anti dictatorship.
03:20:24
Do you think do you think all of those equate Israel
03:20:30
which is which
03:20:31
Israel is the religion or the weird state that we formed in the 40s?
03:20:35
I don't know what's the difference between that and the United States
03:20:38
according to you,
03:20:41
one is a secular
03:20:44
freedom of a lot of things, and the other one is
03:20:47
a has like a caliphate for religious holy war
03:20:50
until the other side is completely abolished and dead,
03:20:55
which is kind of a problem to me.
03:20:56
How was that and how was it?
03:20:58
How are we not doing that?
03:21:01
We're not.
03:21:01
We do it in the interest of liberty and freedom instead of our.
03:21:04
Yeah. Under. Yeah. Yeah.
03:21:06
Under God.
03:21:07
Indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
03:21:09
Under God.
03:21:10
See, if you do a little bit of research, we added that way after the fact that
03:21:14
that's not, been in there for 200 years.
03:21:16
Constitution very, very much parallels the Ten Commandments.
03:21:21
I mean, I don't see how the Ten Commandments are for.
03:21:25
No, I don't see how either. Yeah, yeah. That's good. Wait, give me a chance.
03:21:28
You gotta give me a chance. Just one time. The show. Just give me one.
03:21:30
I'd rather talk over here.
03:21:31
I just go, the I know, I can tell
03:21:36
the Constitution is not laws of man.
03:21:38
Like the Ten Commandments are,
03:21:40
that the Constitution is laws for the government.
03:21:42
It allows what the government is allowed to govern over us.
03:21:45
We have all the power according to the written word of it.
03:21:49
Not so much exists anymore, but it's not the same.
03:21:52
Constitution is not the same as the Ten Commandments.
03:21:54
That's ridiculous.
03:21:55
The written word of the power.
03:21:58
The written word.
03:21:59
That of the power. Wait, what?
03:22:01
I didn't say the.
03:22:04
It's the power to the of the people.
03:22:07
But that doesn't mean I'm communist.
03:22:09
I'm not, you know, loaded up or you're in the people and then falls out.
03:22:12
So you're just like, just get it back.
03:22:14
Just get back in there. Whatever. Whatever.
03:22:17
You don't find it fascinating that every time we say back, we repeat back.
03:22:23
But I
03:22:24
can't put you back all the way to back into the book.
03:22:27
If you're slightly active and you have sticky buffet
03:22:31
in the back of the back of the back of the back of your way
03:22:34
to the back of the back of the back of that, come back to that.
03:22:39
Even songs do it.
03:22:41
Birds do it. Please do it.
03:22:43
We get nothing back.
03:22:44
Just so everyone knows we get nothing back.
03:22:46
Why are we repeating back?
03:22:49
Our all other words repeated.
03:22:51
Nothing back.
03:22:52
Just so everyone knows we get nothing back.
03:22:57
But why are we still looking at the fucking.
03:22:58
Those are back and sound the.
03:23:00
No way.
03:23:00
Look this guy, he doesn't. His shorts are too short.
03:23:02
He had to wear other shorts. They're above the knee
03:23:07
we received.
03:23:08
Yeah, but no, I'm talking to Bill and beer.
03:23:10
One big ass long shorts.
03:23:12
That's what I'm talking about. And never make it.
03:23:14
Maybe back.
03:23:15
Maybe back off a little bit.
03:23:16
And every time we say back, we pause, go back
03:23:20
and then start again and say back.
03:23:23
Every time I back to and
03:23:27
you can go back to start,
03:23:30
we just go get back to the start.
03:23:34
Testifier. We were so loud.
03:23:35
Can we get my tired?
03:23:38
That's supposed to be 15 seconds long.
03:23:42
Okay, now back back to the comments
03:23:44
to backs.
03:23:47
You're like, I don't know what's freezing.
03:23:49
I think the no, it's just you.
03:23:52
I think everything is there. Go. We're back.
03:23:54
Sounds like it might be this. Maybe
03:23:56
you're back. You're back.
03:24:00
Wait.
03:24:01
How do I go back to back?
03:24:02
Oh, can we messenger and ask where the fuck?
03:24:05
It's probably because when you land well.
03:24:08
Or not, when you do, when you dump back in there,
03:24:11
if back is said twice in the same in succession,
03:24:16
it's going to hit the algorithm before back once a session.
03:24:19
Right? Like that.
03:24:20
I think that's why. Sure, that's happening.
03:24:23
Yeah, that's exactly why it's happening.
03:24:25
Is that what's the top one?
03:24:27
Is this happened more than two? Yep.
03:24:31
So like type back back or type back back back
03:24:35
back back back back here I hate people brother right there.
03:24:38
Brother back his brother.
03:24:40
Back back back back back back back back back right there.
03:24:45
Little just fucking said.
03:24:47
Hilarious. Yeah I know, I knew that.
03:24:49
I just did seem more magical if I didn't say that.
03:24:51
Yeah, I totally forgot that.
03:24:53
You probably already play that three times already. But
03:24:56
that's the same.
03:24:57
Fucking. That's the same.
03:24:58
I bought the same under eyelid.
03:25:00
Yeah, he looks, he looks. But look at those eyebrows.
03:25:02
I think our manicure.
03:25:03
I hate people prison right there.
03:25:05
Even his brother back on his brother.
03:25:07
Back back back back back back back back back right there.
03:25:10
Look at under here.
03:25:12
Yeah. I don't want tickles me.
03:25:15
It tickles me.
03:25:17
I think I freaked out when I searched for all the new.
03:25:20
This one says why people who microwave deserve air.
03:25:27
I don't know.
03:25:30
I've got a
03:25:31
I got one last.
03:25:33
Yeah thing that was called one, five eight, six three rants.
03:25:37
Three lines are open.
03:25:39
They have been the entire year.
03:25:42
Entire time.
03:25:43
The entire time.
03:25:45
Entire.
03:25:48
El tigre, el tiempo,
03:25:52
entire time.
03:25:53
Do we need an update from Brother?
03:25:56
Yeah, he
03:25:57
I he just bails when he doesn't need us anymore.
03:26:00
I get it,
03:26:02
you can't watch the replay.
03:26:03
I can't comment
03:26:06
on the replay.
03:26:08
You just bail on the show altogether.
03:26:11
Oh, thank you all you guys.
03:26:12
Yo, my night shift, all you guys.
03:26:14
You're you're are, you're burning me through my night.
03:26:17
Through it with every. Yeah. Every night I go through the night shift.
03:26:19
Like I go through the night.
03:26:20
Driven out George all over it every night I think I was the greatest show
03:26:24
ever of I didn't have your show, I wasn't mega throw the show.
03:26:27
I just really want to listen to your show.
03:26:30
And then he gets on the day shift and he's like, fuck that shit.
03:26:32
I've got mojo in the morning.
03:26:34
I've got Dave and Chuck.
03:26:35
Like, this is so mojo 98.7.
03:26:38
Yeah, they all suck ass.
03:26:40
I mean, so do we, but we're at least we're not gay with it.
03:26:43
Or fake with it.
03:26:45
I mean, even know.
03:26:46
So we're just so fucking all of that shit.
03:26:50
So we're fucking David Sharks colors, and most of
03:26:54
they're laughing, if not all of it.
03:26:57
I mean, what is the ability they're worried about,
03:27:00
you know, doing anything real and pissing off somebody.
03:27:02
So they just make it all.
03:27:03
And nothing's like there's not much that you can put a time stamp on.
03:27:06
So it makes them to be able to just record
03:27:09
anything, any time and played it does it you it may not even be live.
03:27:13
You don't even know the colors are fake.
03:27:14
The shows are non descriptive.
03:27:16
They're talking about topics that are non topical.
03:27:18
They could be said last week, last month two years ago you would you would know.
03:27:22
You know people go to listen man.
03:27:25
They're hardcore fans no matter what they say or do.
03:27:27
It's just riff in the morning.
03:27:28
Whoever's the team lately.
03:27:31
And I'm more of a Dubinsky and Doyle fan.
03:27:35
I don't know when drew him, I Got Taken off Air was the first podcast
03:27:38
podcasting I ever really went to was the Detroit Cass.
03:27:41
And then they kind of wavered for a bit.
03:27:44
And, I just branched out, like, I, I learned that there was this other medium
03:27:50
of entertainment that had whatever I was looking for at the time, with
03:27:54
definitely credible sources that.
03:27:58
Maybe bias in their own sense,
03:28:00
but at least like, I feel like they're not your mainstream horseshit. So,
03:28:05
yeah, whether it be entertaining it, independent entertainment
03:28:08
that is off the beaten path or anything that's not just based off a conglomeration
03:28:13
that's, you know, owned by Viacom or some other horseshit.
03:28:16
You know what I mean?
03:28:17
Like, you were probably too young to kind of get tired of the 90s.
03:28:21
In the 90s, all local radio just kind of stopped.
03:28:23
And they started not actual satellite radio like we have now, but they started
03:28:28
syndicated satellite radio
03:28:30
where all the local stations started just showing whatever the feed was playing
03:28:34
for that all that grunge came out they ruined.
03:28:35
That's when talk radio died to me.
03:28:38
Howard Stern came out and took over.
03:28:40
It was horrible.
03:28:41
Yeah.
03:28:41
He was he was one of the, I think one of the first like major, like syndicated
03:28:46
radio shows.
03:28:47
And drew and Mike show.
03:28:49
I actually, rated him in Detroit to where they stopped
03:28:52
performing in our market and went to other markets because.
03:28:57
I don't know, you know, if I listen to radio, I listen to
03:29:00
which is like a high school radio for first place.
03:29:02
I heard Metallica back in the 80s, and they're still
03:29:05
they're still rocking that radio station.
03:29:08
I have a handful of podcasts I listen to, and I don't get a chance to listen
03:29:11
to all of them all the time, which whatever,
03:29:14
some of them are wrestling based just because I don't watch anymore.
03:29:17
Because it's a we know where we know we're all over the place.
03:29:21
It's going to be so exciting anyway.
03:29:22
So but it's still there.
03:29:24
It's just, the product is all over the place.
03:29:26
You got to watch this product on one night and this product on another.
03:29:29
Name this product for the pay per views, and then this product for the random
03:29:32
other events. And it's like.
03:29:35
No, exactly.
03:29:37
I don't want to like I'm not I'm not a nerd.
03:29:39
So I'm not going to like just kowtow and bow down and just be a bitch and just,
03:29:45
you know, watch every fucking game and, and do all the fantasy sports
03:29:49
and then buy the tickets and go to the game and buy the merchandise
03:29:53
like some other assholes do with, with those.
03:29:58
So besides with their sports, besides knowing the wrestling is fake,
03:30:03
what separates humans from other animals, reason, soul or nothing.
03:30:08
What do you mean?
03:30:09
The fact that they they know it's just it's the entertainment value.
03:30:13
It's just the fact that we're doing this for your entertainment.
03:30:17
It doesn't matter whether it's real or not.
03:30:19
The fact is that you're entertained.
03:30:21
And with wrestling, especially nowadays, in any,
03:30:24
for a very long time, actually, people think that like,
03:30:26
the modern era was like, oh, the wrestling.
03:30:28
Everyone was told that wrestling was fake.
03:30:31
No, everyone knew that wrestling was fake.
03:30:32
It was just, on stage fight fake, fake
03:30:37
fake fights, soap opera that you could fucking, you know, Cardi
03:30:41
type horseshit that, you know, you just go to the pay to be entertained.
03:30:44
Everyone knew it. They knew what it was.
03:30:47
Most people knew what it was.
03:30:50
I don't think we should be separated from the animals.
03:30:52
We're animals.
03:30:52
The people that we're the people that were good at
03:30:54
it were the ones that made you forget that it was fake.
03:30:58
I never forgot. And that's.
03:31:00
That's where the talent comes in.
03:31:01
Is people made you forget it was fake and you legitimately love them
03:31:05
or dislike them is how wrestling works.
03:31:10
That is a successful wrestler.
03:31:12
Someone who makes the most money.
03:31:13
Which the person who makes the most money is the one who is convinced the most.
03:31:17
Fans never cry that they are actually there
03:31:21
to to, you know, they're compelling enough to go the that their, actions
03:31:26
and reactions are legitimate enough to solicit an a believable reaction.
03:31:32
You know, I have yet to be like any movie, any television show.
03:31:36
That's why you like good television shows. That's why you like good movies.
03:31:38
You know, you don't like shitty movies with poor actors, right?
03:31:41
So that's the goal in any form of entertainment.
03:31:44
Just because there's a weird wrestling match
03:31:48
in between the dialog
03:31:49
doesn't mean it's any less of a situation.
03:31:57
Just to just slap on some tights and flip around.
03:32:00
And that's not gay at all.
03:32:02
Sweaty men hugging doesn't mean the shit.
03:32:04
Other than that you may rip off being a football fan,
03:32:08
but at least they're dressed fucking head to toe when they're grabbing each other.
03:32:11
Yeah, but that's why Stone cold came down and fucking, like,
03:32:14
stomped a mudhole on your ass and fucking slipped your cold.
03:32:17
Your stunner rejected because he's.
03:32:19
He's a failed football player.
03:32:23
Yeah, but he was a successful wrestler and made millions that way.
03:32:26
More than he would. Right?
03:32:27
Doing weight loss.
03:32:28
Like saying what I just heard the rock roll.
03:32:31
They weren't getting rock n roll, so they played country.
03:32:34
Look, right now, not everyone makes it to the top tier.
03:32:36
But there is an adage for it again, because country countries
03:32:40
kind of everything, you know.
03:32:41
No, because if I was a
03:32:45
two sport athlete in fucking junior high,
03:32:49
two sport athlete in high school, I played two sports in junior high.
03:32:53
I don't even think they played baseball yet.
03:32:55
I was very active, like all the way up to basketball and
03:32:59
and the thing that carried me in my profession right now
03:33:02
that brought me into my profession, that made me stand out when I got it.
03:33:06
Was the wrestling.
03:33:06
Your love for wrestling you factor in shops
03:33:08
was that I was able to outwork other people
03:33:10
physically because I had a athlete's mindset.
03:33:13
I had an athlete's physicality, an athlete's, endurance.
03:33:18
And so I could do way more than anybody else.
03:33:20
And so that's literally what has made me stand out ever since
03:33:24
then, 100% that I am way more
03:33:27
apt to be able to handle anything and everything that is thrown at me.
03:33:32
And I liken that to just being a good athlete, being mind
03:33:36
the mindset of being able to learn, adapt,
03:33:39
overcome, be physical enough.
03:33:42
You know, I wish I would have more and more endurance.
03:33:46
I wish I had.
03:33:46
Yeah, I did more cardio these days, but I'm very conscious of it,
03:33:50
and I know that I need to get back into it.
03:33:51
And I kick myself in the ass all the time.
03:33:53
About masturbating, in case you guys are wondering.
03:33:56
Yeah.
03:33:58
Versus cardio.
03:33:59
Where are you talking about?
03:34:02
I don't know, I barely can fit in here right now.
03:34:06
Why? Because my head's so big.
03:34:08
Yeah.
03:34:09
I mean, I'm just saying I that's what has is,
03:34:12
is you're two heartless of how far you made it.
03:34:16
It doesn't matter because it's taking me to a different,
03:34:18
different plateau in other areas where people.
03:34:21
It's weird because I said this the other day where like,
03:34:23
I was telling somebody about how I felt like when in high school,
03:34:28
and thereafter
03:34:30
not not thereafter in high school, I felt like, you know,
03:34:33
when in football and basketball, I felt like,
03:34:35
you know, in even track in junior high, I felt like I only got to a certain, like,
03:34:39
level of lung capacity to where I would get winded,
03:34:43
and I felt like other people could kick my ass, like, by far.
03:34:46
And I could never, no matter how much extra shit I did or whatever,
03:34:49
I never like, got better mentally in my head
03:34:52
until I got out of high school and I started playing with your average
03:34:55
everyday people.
03:34:56
And here I am showing up to the fucking basketball event and just fucking doing,
03:35:01
I don't know, 20 laps around the gym without fucking a break and then
03:35:04
not even really being tired at all.
03:35:06
And then then I realized like, oh, these other assholes.
03:35:08
And I almost did it as an intimidation factor
03:35:11
because I knew, like,
03:35:11
I started to realize that it wasn't normal for for your average Joe.
03:35:16
It was normal at the level that I was at and then some.
03:35:20
But going to just your pickup game or your random, you know,
03:35:25
rec ball league, I was a phenomena, you know.
03:35:28
You mean it's like it's, you know, I was dropping down a tier or
03:35:31
not realizing like, oh, shit, like everyone else sucks.
03:35:33
Like it wasn't.
03:35:34
It wasn't because I wasn't good enough.
03:35:36
Like, I wasn't good enough. Yeah, but it wasn't because I sucked.
03:35:39
It's because everyone else was that fucking good.
03:35:41
But it's like when I go to regular everyday shit and I'm like,
03:35:45
oh, I have way better mindset.
03:35:46
I'm way better, like logical.
03:35:48
Like I just as much inadequacy that I as I, that I think I have
03:35:53
when I equate myself, when I relate myself or compare myself
03:35:56
to other people, I'm like, wait, hold on, how the fuck do you like this?
03:36:00
Literally.
03:36:00
And I do that all the time on the show where it's like,
03:36:02
I sit here and I just go, how the fuck do these people?
03:36:04
Or like, how the fuck did this person, like, draw?
03:36:07
That's that's pretty crazy.
03:36:09
But,
03:36:13
As above, so below.
03:36:15
It's amazing.
03:36:17
This is my mouth move.
03:36:18
Or does
03:36:20
as as, Bob. So.
03:36:24
But wow.
03:36:25
I just have 1 or 2. This bitch.
03:36:27
Yeah. Like a fagot.
03:36:28
No, I'm sorry.
03:36:28
I had one on the ran, but. Yeah.
03:36:30
So impressive.
03:36:33
No, I'm not trying to impress.
03:36:34
I'm just saying, like, logically, you don't have to try.
03:36:37
See, when you try to impress, it's not.
03:36:39
It's not really that impressive.
03:36:41
No, I don't know if anyone else can relate to that mindset
03:36:43
because I definitely, like, have,
03:36:47
beat the shit out of myself mentally until, like,
03:36:49
I started to realize, like, well,
03:36:51
only on certain levels do I suck ass, but on other levels, like, I excel.
03:36:55
And so you need to like, you need to sit there and kind of
03:36:58
look back.
03:37:02
And think that, you know,
03:37:03
you're not just what you think you are, right?
03:37:06
You need to look forward, reflect, which is probably should be the next.
03:37:10
Yeah, I like to reflect on it.
03:37:13
I'm calling it the next show topic is forward.
03:37:15
While everyone else is reflecting, I feel I'm refracting.
03:37:21
So, here we go.
03:37:22
As soon fuck unconscious like a motherfucker.
03:37:25
Ten is racial.
03:37:26
So this came across
03:37:27
of the new scary movies coming out, and this is Marlon Wayans, which I love,
03:37:31
Marlon Wayans, I love the Williams family, the Wayans brothers,
03:37:35
Jamie Foxx's I love The Jamie Foxx Show, I love the Wayans Brothers show.
03:37:39
A fan of it all, fucking in Living Color,
03:37:43
Kenan fucking, and I'm going to look like a poser.
03:37:48
And then,
03:37:51
but they all were.
03:37:52
It's crazy that they're all relatives.
03:37:54
They're all family members are all brothers or fucking.
03:37:57
Wait, Jamie Foxx, that cousin say that kids.
03:38:00
But this is like Marlon Wayans talking about and he's got a mile
03:38:04
an argument, but just, but I'm just curious
03:38:07
on your opinion of this scary movie.
03:38:10
Marymount.
03:38:11
Miramax.
03:38:11
Yeah, that's Harvey what people don't know. That's Harvey.
03:38:14
That was Harvey Weinstein's company, Harvey Weinstein and his evil,
03:38:19
evil, ugly brother. Bob.
03:38:20
I'm at the drink on this man.
03:38:22
You know, talk about him now.
03:38:24
See, you waited for four shots in for you to start getting juicy.
03:38:28
He put on the dress.
03:38:29
This thing got real hot all of a sudden.
03:38:31
Did you turn this up?
03:38:32
Yeah. This is the hot seat.
03:38:35
Pause. Remember?
03:38:35
Remember Cat started that Stevens was talking about.
03:38:38
They make him put on a dress that lets everyone know that they're, you know.
03:38:45
He definitely put on the white girls.
03:38:49
And that many times
03:38:51
that you guys got a really, really crappy deal out of it.
03:38:55
I think in Hollywood, you always get crappy deals.
03:38:58
But that's not that's not just you said with the deal, maybe you're first.
03:39:02
What?
03:39:03
See, I like the idea because, like you, you and Gary would probably have
03:39:06
the mindset of, like, you're in Hollywood, you get crappy deals.
03:39:08
I came up with all the idea and the company took all the money,
03:39:13
and it's like, well, your idea would not get to the forefront of anything.
03:39:16
With all the ad for ties with the promotion, the machine behind it,
03:39:19
to bring it to a forefront of an audience that can actually appreciate
03:39:22
and get attention to it.
03:39:23
So you you are just a small cog in the instance
03:39:28
that is the business of Hollywood.
03:39:31
So for you to
03:39:32
think that you were robbed in some sense, no, you were actually given a gift
03:39:35
because somebody somewhere goes, hey, I can make money with this.
03:39:39
Do you want to make money with me?
03:39:41
And you're like, yeah, okay.
03:39:43
And you agreed to a deal.
03:39:44
Regardless of what the deal was and whether you think
03:39:48
it was fair or not at the time you agreed to it
03:39:51
and whether or not you could have gotten nothing, you could have gotten nothing.
03:39:56
So stop lumping me together with Gary.
03:39:58
I don't like that. First of all, stop that.
03:40:00
Well, you guys have similar mindset sometimes, especially tonight.
03:40:03
Crazy. That is crazy. Talk.
03:40:06
I think the first one we got a crappy deal.
03:40:09
Definitely.
03:40:09
But the second one, this first one was so big.
03:40:12
You know, we opened a $42 million. Yes.
03:40:15
What's what's he what what piece what what.
03:40:18
The Scary Movie franchise, which is just a rip off.
03:40:20
No, it's just a rip off of making fun of other movies,
03:40:24
which was the genre at the time was like, you know, doing spoof movies.
03:40:28
You know, they were somewhat one of the first, but they definitely
03:40:31
were not the first ever, in my opinion.
03:40:34
But maybe they were, and I'm wrong on that.
03:40:36
But that was a record for just a comedy director, period.
03:40:40
That's what I love about Keenan.
03:40:41
Well, the movie airplane was spoofing airport 1976.
03:40:45
I remember that one.
03:40:47
Yeah.
03:40:47
So this is like
03:40:48
sort of I love this conversation at first, but then it starts to kind of
03:40:51
be weird, right?
03:40:52
So that's what he said about Keenen Ivory Wayans, which is
03:40:55
this is his brother Black Label on me, don't you?
03:40:58
Shit. I thought Keenan Ivory was the director.
03:41:00
So he said, they said that he's the record for just a comedy director.
03:41:04
Do you think they added the Ivory?
03:41:06
He was like, not talking over it, you fucker on me.
03:41:08
Do you think they added the ivory
03:41:11
because he's.
03:41:11
I think they added the you know, this is literally
03:41:14
his middle name for some whatever reason because I really I know what say I think.
03:41:19
All right.
03:41:19
So listen what he says here in don't talk over it.
03:41:21
Ready. Three. Should I do. I should not talk now then
03:41:25
that interview I think I know how to do it.
03:41:28
Yeah. As a comedy director.
03:41:30
And that's what love about Keenan
03:41:31
Keenan was like no no no no no no you can't beat me I have superpowers.
03:41:34
Don't you minimalize or marginalize my success?
03:41:37
But you'll notice there's no mute on my screen that bleed
03:41:41
so that other black people can know that there's not such a thing
03:41:44
as just black success.
03:41:46
I can mute him.
03:41:46
His black success has a ceiling. No.
03:41:49
Just success.
03:41:51
Yeah, dude, I hold on.
03:41:52
What is he said? That. What? I heard him. Everyone hear that?
03:41:54
You hear that part?
03:41:56
Yeah, but why does anybody say that?
03:41:57
A black actor, black success that you just say actor.
03:42:00
Just say success.
03:42:02
That's Morgan Freeman saying I don't know.
03:42:04
Oh, hold on, hold on.
03:42:04
So so his his Keenan.
03:42:10
Marlon Shawn.
03:42:12
Damon
03:42:16
all top of their tier.
03:42:18
Jamie Foxx, their cousin singing all of them.
03:42:21
There's acting guy
03:42:23
the little the younger one.
03:42:25
Or is this this is are they sold now that that.
03:42:27
No that's not the younger one is it.
03:42:28
And he goes, no, it has a, it has a, it has a ceiling.
03:42:33
It has a ceiling. Success.
03:42:35
What the fuck? Are you kidding me?
03:42:37
You guys have been one of the most successful families
03:42:40
in fucking entertainment, right?
03:42:42
And he say no matter how great it is and you're going, has this.
03:42:45
You have a ceiling, there's a ceiling. Are you kidding me?
03:42:48
Where the fuck's my ceiling? Where the fuck's your ceiling?
03:42:50
It's definitely fucking way lower than this asshole ceiling.
03:42:53
And he's going to go because I'm black.
03:42:55
Because I'm black.
03:42:55
I didn't know that there's not such a thing.
03:42:59
He's saying the opposite.
03:43:00
I'm tired of this narrative that, like, you're right.
03:43:03
But he's saying, yeah, I kind of preventative thing
03:43:06
that everyone's like, no, no, no, that's for everyone.
03:43:10
Wrong one five.
03:43:11
He's saying that. He's literally saying take the black.
03:43:13
Oh he's not.
03:43:13
He's saying that there's a ceiling for black people because black says no,
03:43:17
he took black success out. Rewind excess.
03:43:21
No. He's saying that oh everyone's like Bono.
03:43:23
He's like no dude.
03:43:24
Black shoots just does it has a ceiling because there's bullshit that says that.
03:43:28
That's what people get black
03:43:30
because you should have a ceiling and it's a no no.
03:43:33
It doesn't.
03:43:35
I have always in my entire life interpreted
03:43:38
as black success as the ceiling. My.
03:43:41
I've said this before,
03:43:42
my favorite actors, my favorite musicians, my favorite athletes, all black.
03:43:47
I used to go to sleep at night fucking like back
03:43:50
when I thought that fucking the magic genie of God existed.
03:43:54
That I would wake up and be fucking black because.
03:43:56
So I could, like, be good at things that I liked 100%.
03:44:00
Like, that's what I used to think as a child.
03:44:03
Like it.
03:44:05
So this whole adage in my head of like this narrative that it's
03:44:08
thought of as being this negative thing never existed to me
03:44:14
until other people put it in my head.
03:44:16
And then I every time I see black people, I go, oh, they must think that, like,
03:44:19
I hate them or and they must think that, you know, I think that there are N-word,
03:44:23
which is probably why this son of a bitch at the fucking show
03:44:27
that they want to fucking go, oh, he must have been thinking about it.
03:44:30
Well, the reason that they fucking think about it.
03:44:35
Is because you say it all the time in your fucking music,
03:44:37
which I love, but apparently I can't say it.
03:44:41
And if you hold on any other genre,
03:44:45
you can say it.
03:44:49
Come out, say it.
03:44:54
Nobody but you can control your own speech if it offends.
03:44:57
What a Gary.
03:44:57
Gary said something so right earlier about offense, I don't remember.
03:45:01
You have to watch the show back, but.
03:45:06
Yeah.
03:45:07
The only person stopping you from saying it is you.
03:45:12
Say it
03:45:14
now. See, if I say say it, then that's different.
03:45:16
Are you going to play the video or are you done?
03:45:18
What's up what's up.
03:45:20
You're muted sure you're muted.
03:45:24
George's realize he's not black.
03:45:25
Everyone and he's having a hard time dealing with it.
03:45:27
And he's kind of lashing out at everyone.
03:45:29
You can be black too if you want.
03:45:31
And I 2026 black.
03:45:33
And that's how he says put the black label on me.
03:45:37
Don't you minimalize or marginalize my success by you?
03:45:40
I agree with that.
03:45:41
Let's let that bleed so that but black people can know that.
03:45:46
I also heard what you were saying, that the first show
03:45:49
he was in with other black people can know that there's there.
03:45:51
So that there's a way the ones that have going past
03:45:54
what they're holding you down as, you know, like that's what he's saying.
03:45:58
It's, you know, once you the name of his successful show
03:46:00
was In Living Color families for my entire
03:46:03
remembrance of of television and and
03:46:07
and movies and music like your family has made.
03:46:12
Which heart of that? Not music. Jamie Fox he's.
03:46:15
But I had fucking one of his albums.
03:46:16
He was fucking awesome with Kanye. Like we
03:46:21
why are you lumping Jamie Fox with them?
03:46:22
Even when he would sing on his television show, The Jamie Foxx Show?
03:46:25
I fucking love that show.
03:46:26
He would sing and play piano on that show, and he was really good at it.
03:46:29
And then when he actually, like did music like and had albums, I was like, fuck em.
03:46:33
So I see because with Kanye, because I love fucking,
03:46:35
I still love Kanye, even though he's kind of.
03:46:37
But only I mean, the only thing that can come
03:46:40
and all these people have is that they're black.
03:46:42
That's all I'm saying.
03:46:43
It's just black and white.
03:46:45
I love that you're saying like, know those people talking about
03:46:48
you love those like black?
03:46:50
It marginalizes my fandom of them, and it marginalizes
03:46:53
my honest sincerity that I have supported in my entire life.
03:46:57
It marginalizes the fact that I am not a racist by them making these comments.
03:47:02
I hate it, it sucks. It's stupid.
03:47:04
But if you're not racist,
03:47:05
you just want to be racist because that's what you think anyway.
03:47:08
Then I guess, fuck it, you know?
03:47:10
Why should I hold the door for you?
03:47:12
You know why? Why should I even give a fuck?
03:47:14
Why should I not, you know, fuck everyone then I fucking hate.
03:47:16
I already hate everyone else.
03:47:18
I give you a pass because you make such a big fucking deal about it.
03:47:21
So why don't I just say fuck everyone? You know
03:47:25
what?
03:47:26
It's six legs and says, how do you know? How do you know?
03:47:28
How do you know?
03:47:33
So he's way darker than the other gentleman.
03:47:38
So, I mean, what's he complaining about? He could be as black as that.
03:47:40
Which is in one of my my fucking,
03:47:44
Damon Wayans and fucking bulletproof with Adam Sandler fucking tells the one black.
03:47:48
I was, like, really dark.
03:47:49
He goes, anybody tell you you look like a struck match?
03:47:52
Fucking hilarious. Especially when the black guy says it.
03:47:54
But I bet you a white guy wrote it and it's probably racist, but that's okay.
03:47:57
Oh, and you know, I think racism is in the eye of the beholder.
03:48:00
So they was trying to make a deal for the second one, the weak enough
03:48:04
because they seem to track and they know there was going to be huge.
03:48:07
So we got a good deal on the second one.
03:48:09
You know we got 20 against 20 deal.
03:48:10
And then Miramax nobody knows what 20 against 20 deal means.
03:48:13
Idiot I know right. Yeah.
03:48:15
Oh these fancy high money dark women.
03:48:19
They rape niggas to
03:48:21
see and molest women.
03:48:23
Oh they niggas to be talking about Weinstein.
03:48:26
Yeah. Max did what they did. You know, they was they.
03:48:28
I always say, you know, they didn't just rape and molest women.
03:48:33
They raped niggas too
03:48:35
and molested us in them deals.
03:48:37
They, they were terrible.
03:48:39
It's not.
03:48:39
You don't think.
03:48:40
You don't think a single white person ever got like.
03:48:42
Yeah, you barely get into these talks supposedly.
03:48:45
Right.
03:48:46
So you how many other
03:48:47
how many white people fell to even worse deals or similar shitty deals.
03:48:52
But you want to you want to you want to specifically say your people and do this
03:48:56
like very narrow minded adage that you're somehow different or secluded
03:49:01
from the rest of everyone who probably got treated the exact fucking same.
03:49:05
You just want to think in this weird
03:49:08
like selfish mentality.
03:49:10
In my opinion, you think that you're the only thing that this happens to.
03:49:14
I don't know how this starts.
03:49:16
And maybe it was slavery that that created that mindset,
03:49:19
but it ain't fucking the case.
03:49:21
Like, look at him.
03:49:23
Look at these two assholes sitting on the in this, like,
03:49:26
this is shit that I would pay for at a resort and be able to sit in front of
03:49:29
for maybe a couple days.
03:49:31
And then I got to go home,
03:49:32
you know, and this is not like the in that in the, in the room.
03:49:37
This is like in the lobby that anyone could sit by.
03:49:39
And most people are probably sitting by this.
03:49:41
So the occurrence that I
03:49:43
actually get to sit in front of this is probably pretty rare.
03:49:47
I can probably see it from afar and go, oh, it would be nice to sit there
03:49:50
and the leather wouldn't be as good.
03:49:52
He probably be pretty worn out because people probably hang out here
03:49:54
most of the day and just probably sit and read or some shit. So
03:49:59
I don't know what they're talking about.
03:50:00
The shit that they're drinking is probably way more expensive
03:50:02
than anything I'll ever drink in my entire life. Cognac?
03:50:05
He drinks cognac on that show.
03:50:06
But what's the brand?
03:50:08
How much is the cost of the top? Top shelf?
03:50:11
So these guys can go fuck themselves?
03:50:14
Even though I love fucking Marlon Wayans, I love Shawn Wayans, I love Jamie Fox.
03:50:20
I love their whole family.
03:50:21
The it sucks, but they're six and nine.
03:50:23
It's far as capitalism goes.
03:50:25
They're very successful, but they're like, oh, woe is me.
03:50:27
I've been beaten down with the system
03:50:31
and people hate both ends.
03:50:32
I've idolized you my entire life, even to this day.
03:50:36
Yeah, because you're doing you chose to idolize them.
03:50:38
They don't technically owe you anything.
03:50:41
No, I'm just saying, like, you're acting like you're some kind of, like,
03:50:45
lowlife, like, oh, my God.
03:50:46
Well, I've had it so hard because I'm black. So.
03:50:51
And it's like, no, you just perception.
03:50:53
Everyone feels like they've had it hard, regardless of where they're at.
03:50:57
But the what always is the levity is looking at people
03:51:01
who have less than you and go, fuck, they can sustain at that.
03:51:04
Wow, I must have it. Good.
03:51:07
Like the Irish,
03:51:09
like the Amish,
03:51:11
the Amish.
03:51:13
I love the Amish.
03:51:15
Did you know that that was going on behind the scenes?
03:51:18
Had you heard whispers of okay.
03:51:21
Yeah. Go.
03:51:22
Fuck yeah.
03:51:23
He just dives into Weinstein.
03:51:26
Why are we both to the side?
03:51:27
And there's nothing, because I highlighted jurors and I when you I can't oh can I.
03:51:33
Oh, cool.
03:51:34
So even though it's great out, I could still do it. Oh, yeah.
03:51:36
I forgot about this. You fucking asshole. You buried this.
03:51:39
Hit it.
03:51:40
Did you want to play it?
03:51:41
Because, you know, I uploaded it a fucking 10:00.
03:51:43
I didn't even know was there to a little while ago.
03:51:45
Yeah, I kind of want to do it. And then you know what I do?
03:51:47
It was there
03:51:48
when I played the other video in the first hour, and in the background, I heard,
03:51:52
oh, and I'm closing all my tabs, and I'm like, I meant to mute it all.
03:51:56
I even asked you one point.
03:51:58
I'm like an asshole. You playing? So you can probably hear me going.
03:52:05
I'm sure.
03:52:06
But, so I was flying from Florida to Detroit,
03:52:10
and I meant to do a little bit of this on my way down there, but I really good.
03:52:14
This is like an early morning flight.
03:52:15
What the fuck?
03:52:17
Hold on. Is that so? I'm thinking.
03:52:19
So that's a plane.
03:52:20
I'm pretty sure that's one of the, It's a plane. I'm not one of them.
03:52:22
So this one. Yeah. So that's a plane.
03:52:24
So the big trail that's there is something that was there.
03:52:28
That's right. That is right.
03:52:30
That's okay.
03:52:30
No, that's a big long trail from something.
03:52:34
Right.
03:52:34
There's there's other clouds that really have that esthetic in the general area.
03:52:38
And there's a low, you see how small that plane was in comparison to that.
03:52:42
Now it's sure it's, it's in the background more.
03:52:46
But this is just kind of what I was seeing in the,
03:52:48
in the air like some of these types of clouds at the time.
03:52:51
Right. These are lingering.
03:52:52
These are long stretches. Right.
03:52:55
Do you know why you
03:52:57
do you know why.
03:52:58
Because it's -45 up there.
03:53:01
So continue the the air.
03:53:02
So that one was flying a bit lower.
03:53:04
And maybe it was further away.
03:53:05
Who knows.
03:53:06
Continue.
03:53:14
So yeah I mean those are not that's not a contrail or a chem trail.
03:53:19
That's just clouds. I think.
03:53:21
So there's a lot long stretch.
03:53:23
I think there's another plane at some .031 of those.
03:53:26
But yeah, it's because there's a little screen on the.
03:53:32
Oh my mouse player's not oh yeah.
03:53:37
So again there's, there's planes flying at differing levels
03:53:40
that are not leaving similar streaks in the air at all.
03:53:43
They are not at their dude. Okay.
03:53:46
But they're there's no lingering streak edge.
03:53:49
They're, they're they're not like anything like the other clouds
03:53:53
that are there or things that you see in the,
03:53:55
in the air that look like, oh, that's just the contrary.
03:53:58
On the just kind of spread out the wind integers zero, zero.
03:54:02
Right.
03:54:03
There are things that sort of there are things that are
03:54:06
look like they, they are from a plane
03:54:09
that are still lingering in the air just from contrails.
03:54:14
But the planes that fly by do not leave anything that linger in the air
03:54:19
at all.
03:54:20
And they're flying a differentiating height.
03:54:21
That's essentially what I'm showing here.
03:54:23
So continue.
03:54:25
But yeah, but you're not.
03:54:26
The planes differentiate differentiated
03:54:27
differentiating planes in a different height,
03:54:29
which they're all anticipating differently now.
03:54:32
They continue because they're, they,
03:54:33
they there's ones that they show up but they dissipate.
03:54:37
They don't linger. They start to disappear.
03:54:40
You're like what, 30,000ft, give or take?
03:54:43
Oh, fucking like a pilot, bro.
03:54:45
Yeah. You're like 30,000ft.
03:54:47
You don't have to be a pilot to know
03:54:48
that there's a certain amount of footage where you won't get any more clouds.
03:54:51
It's too cold.
03:54:52
Everything is too cold to even like.
03:54:55
Right.
03:54:55
So continue because there's a plane that that is above me
03:54:59
that slowly starts to descend, and I catch it right when it starts to descend.
03:55:03
This baby. Yeah.
03:55:03
So this one, this did not show anything until it started to hit us.
03:55:07
And you could see it slowly because of the temperature down right.
03:55:12
So you think it was flying higher and it's coming down.
03:55:14
So this one's cool because it's almost like a 3D perspective.
03:55:17
But despite this elongating it does not linger in the air
03:55:22
like any of the more long gated chem trails
03:55:25
that you see in the background or around the other areas
03:55:29
that are similar altitudes as any of these other planes that don't leave
03:55:34
contrails that are
03:55:35
as long or lingering as any other, any of these other planes,
03:55:41
these are I, I believe these are you know, if you were to say that, I'd say
03:55:44
that these are all commercial vehicles that are these are legitimate contrails.
03:55:49
The lingering along dating things that we see that I see in the background
03:55:53
and all when I was flying
03:55:54
because I saw plenty of things that were lingering that
03:55:56
but I was waiting for a plane that was going to leave
03:55:58
something that left similar did not 100% whole, did not.
03:56:04
But it's too cold.
03:56:05
It's negative sometimes -60 up there.
03:56:07
I flown at all different hours, except I guess you can't see em at night.
03:56:12
But I've flown in all different hours I've never once seen.
03:56:14
These were some of the longer ones that I've seen.
03:56:18
And this ones that also play this one.
03:56:20
This one coincides with what I'm saying.
03:56:22
It's too cold up there.
03:56:23
The reaction is that what is it?
03:56:25
What constitutes the ones that are already there?
03:56:27
There's already ones that weren't there before 5 a.m.
03:56:29
that are still lingering.
03:56:30
So I don't understand why I'm not.
03:56:33
Those were not saying that those were just regular old clouds.
03:56:35
There was no there was not a contrail.
03:56:38
The first one was that look,
03:56:39
if you look way on the distance, it's the same style clouds that you saw.
03:56:43
But look at these are they're already dissipating.
03:56:46
They they stretch out and then they disappear.
03:56:48
They're thin, but they're not due.
03:56:50
I can see it going all the way off this finger
03:56:54
continues.
03:56:55
So it's called the saw. It were passing by.
03:56:57
So you get really close to other planes like in your perception,
03:57:01
but you were actually probably not going anywhere near but by like so
03:57:05
like 20, 50 miles.
03:57:09
But so it's because you can see it's descending a bit.
03:57:12
So this cloud is stretching out.
03:57:13
So it's hitting whatever dynamic is giving it
03:57:17
up more a long gated contrail,
03:57:20
but it still does not sustain at some point it does break in two.
03:57:23
But towards the end it's still Peters off Peters off Peters off.
03:57:29
I saw so many long streaks that were going in particular directions
03:57:33
that made no sense, that were lingering in the air.
03:57:36
Still.
03:57:37
And I was waiting for a plane at this time.
03:57:39
The entire flight at 5 a.m.
03:57:42
for something that I could go camping to film this, and I'm going to see it
03:57:46
and it's going to stay at the ground and fucking be there.
03:57:49
But see, this one is one of the longer ones that I saw.
03:57:53
But when you pan to the left, it starts to it just starts to wither away
03:57:56
and Peter out. There's no.
03:58:01
Cloudiness that I saw with any of the other.
03:58:04
So but look, I mean it's breaking right in the middle.
03:58:06
That's just because up there
03:58:07
it's already temperatures already having drastically already having issues.
03:58:12
What do you think are the other elongated clouds
03:58:14
doing the same thing?
03:58:17
Well, those were just clouds.
03:58:19
I don't even think that started with a plane.
03:58:20
The other one, there's no there's no reason for these long striation clouds.
03:58:25
Like it's literally like me riding my jet ski in the lake.
03:58:27
It's like you can literally see the pathway of like the kind
03:58:30
of disrupted cloud stuff.
03:58:33
You can see the little bubble like trail, like whatever
03:58:36
the fuck it is, like the residual of the thing coming through.
03:58:39
You can see the pathway through the, through the clouds, like it
03:58:43
almost like slices through it and creates like a new dynamic of, like.
03:58:49
You know, physics of moisture
03:58:51
or whatever the fuck it is and the ones that just linger longer.
03:58:54
So I, I used to completely just go, yeah, well, I was from a plane.
03:58:57
You're an idiot.
03:58:58
But I've, I've already shown proof, and we don't need to.
03:59:00
You can look it up yourself, but there are they do do cloud seeding.
03:59:03
There is all kinds of this horseshit that they do.
03:59:06
So that's localized.
03:59:07
If you you just said at the planes look at the distance.
03:59:09
You know the optical. Yeah. Localized.
03:59:11
It's like it's localized fucking everywhere.
03:59:13
What are you talking about.
03:59:14
So good point.
03:59:16
My research when I thought it was absolutely true,
03:59:18
it is so impractical for one plane to do, like, there's so much air, right?
03:59:23
There's so much air.
03:59:24
It dissipates and doesn't really have any effect.
03:59:27
It's only localized.
03:59:29
I have a question.
03:59:30
Do you think planes make all those clouds on the bottom?
03:59:32
There?
03:59:34
No, those are different consistency.
03:59:36
Different like dynamics. There's there's. Right.
03:59:39
But do you notice how they all accumulate on the same level.
03:59:41
Looks like mashed potatoes on a glass plate.
03:59:44
Yeah.
03:59:44
That's where I'm saying the one the type of pressure,
03:59:47
the ones that are chem trails are completely different.
03:59:52
They're they don't they go against the
03:59:55
what every other cloud is out there.
03:59:57
But they look your contrail goes again.
03:59:59
You just said so you can hit the camera on.
04:00:02
We can talk about it.
04:00:03
Well please, God, goddammit, I don't think we can. Yes.
04:00:09
You know, it's black because of the sun behind it, right?
04:00:11
See, it's already dissipating like you thought.
04:00:13
Like. Oh, okay, this one struck, maybe.
04:00:15
I thought to, I thought to I'm like, okay, this is going to be one.
04:00:18
And I'm like, no, it's breaking apart.
04:00:19
It's already dissipating. It's already disappearing.
04:00:22
I thought this was going to be the one, especially with that 3D view.
04:00:25
I'm like, okay, here it is. Because it's descending.
04:00:27
I'm going to see this big long trail and it's going to stay there.
04:00:30
No, because where it's fading is a different temperature,
04:00:34
different moisture level, different pressure
04:00:36
than the one where it's stuck
04:00:37
because there's pockets of that shit when you do that.
04:00:40
So there was differing levels.
04:00:41
There was there was ones that were above, below
04:00:43
the altitude, ones at the same, one at the same level.
04:00:47
And they're all different and they don't make any sense.
04:00:49
So there was there was a lot of them then I missed because
04:00:52
what was pissing me off is the grain, the window.
04:00:56
The focus kept going in and out,
04:00:57
like looking at the window, trying to focus on the window grain.
04:01:00
Yeah, you got to hold it back off.
04:01:02
Hold it back from the window. More than you think. I would have had.
04:01:05
Probably twice as many more, if not three times as many more.
04:01:10
Very similar.
04:01:11
Like so. So you don't.
04:01:12
Next time you say I'm anti, chem trail.
04:01:15
I do believe that they cloud seed, but it's local.
04:01:19
I do believe that they spray over farms and it's local everywhere.
04:01:24
No meaning that
04:01:25
it doesn't disperse and trickle and rain all over the planet.
04:01:28
They can't just put it in the air.
04:01:30
Google home.
04:01:31
Yeah, it's local here.
04:01:32
It's local there. It's local by us. There's different entities.
04:01:35
There's fucking military bases and fucking.
04:01:37
They fly in a tiny circle and they can see the cloud.
04:01:40
It already has to exist, a cloud.
04:01:41
And they put more metal, more dirt, basically in it,
04:01:43
which accumulates more moisture.
04:01:45
And then it rains faster than it should,
04:01:48
but they can only do it within like tens of miles of it.
04:01:50
They can't.
04:01:52
They can't do it thousands of miles.
04:01:53
If they put stuff in the air at 60,000ft or 30,000ft, chances are
04:01:58
it would stay up there for years and just float around in the jet stream.
04:02:01
And a little bit would finally go through.
04:02:04
It is not practical to point the point though.
04:02:07
That was the whole point of like.
04:02:08
So when I first heard about it, I was like, oh, this is stupid.
04:02:10
This is stupid concept like.
04:02:12
But it was the fact that they were on aluminum flakes.
04:02:14
The air in the aluminum flakes were to reflect more sunlight back out.
04:02:18
Yeah,
04:02:19
to prevent global warming.
04:02:21
But you know, the would actually the science says that
04:02:24
they would actually warming is actually easier to combat than cooling.
04:02:27
But if they have more people warming,
04:02:30
you know that if there's clouds in it, it's actually hotter
04:02:34
than not
04:02:37
because those are still damp.
04:02:38
Just then, the fact that the aluminum and the all this bad shit with aluminum
04:02:42
and aluminum flakes and, you know, blah, blah, blah, and all old timers.
04:02:47
Speaking of another one that's pronounced correctly, Gary,
04:02:51
like the earth is curved
04:02:54
and tall
04:02:56
at the same rate.
04:03:02
Just saying.
04:03:03
Water.
04:03:03
Water vapor reacts differently all over.
04:03:06
So many different.
04:03:07
Yeah, but I was trying to find I saw all kinds of streaks
04:03:10
that were all at all the different levels going in all different directions.
04:03:13
And I saw planes that were going on all different directions at all
04:03:17
different levels, some similar and some passing through.
04:03:21
And I never saw anything there, anything similar to the shit that I already
04:03:25
saw there.
04:03:27
My understanding is because it's too cold up there
04:03:29
to really just I already saw streaks that were going through.
04:03:33
I already saw streaks that were going through a similar level,
04:03:35
so it would have made a similar, similar streaks.
04:03:38
At some point I would have saw a plane that made that one's
04:03:41
way up way higher.
04:03:44
It was the last one, but that was that one was way up, way higher,
04:03:47
and it was just leaving one of them short streaks. So.
04:03:53
They would be if they wanted to.
04:03:54
I've been waiting, I've been looking, I've been looking,
04:03:56
I've been waiting, I've been waiting to see.
04:03:59
Because I didn't realize like occasionally like you don't think about it.
04:04:03
That was the most I've ever saw as far as, like when I was on a plane
04:04:06
seeing other planes.
04:04:08
It's probably because of the early Am flight.
04:04:11
I don't
04:04:11
know why, but for some reason I feel like that was the case.
04:04:14
But, in your mind, you're occasionally.
04:04:16
I've seen planes while I was flying, and it, like, freaks you out
04:04:19
because you're like, Holy shit, why is that plane so close?
04:04:21
And you're like, oh my God, it's flying over me.
04:04:23
You're flying under me.
04:04:23
And it's like, it's close, but it's not that close.
04:04:26
But it is fucking weird to see, like, and a lot of times when it's going
04:04:29
the opposite direction as you how fucking fast,
04:04:33
you know, they appear to go, it's obviously twice
04:04:35
the speed than, than it's really 500 miles and you really get a conception
04:04:38
of how fast you really are going, though, because that's kind of like, you know,
04:04:41
you driving in a car with another car going the other direction.
04:04:44
It's very similar.
04:04:45
So it's like it does equate to an idea of how fast you really are going.
04:04:50
In my opinion.
04:04:52
I would suggest this was never a contrail.
04:04:54
This is just a wispy cloud that accumulated in this.
04:04:57
There's no other cloud of that level that has anything other similar.
04:05:00
I'm sure there is. It's right behind.
04:05:02
It came from I though.
04:05:03
There was plenty of trails, dude.
04:05:05
There was, there was there was several.
04:05:07
There was so weird.
04:05:08
There was there was a cloud
04:05:09
and there was a trail like that that kind of like sliced through it.
04:05:13
Much like if I had fucking there was, I was up north of my cottage
04:05:17
and there was some slight waves that weren't too obtrusive.
04:05:20
And I drove my jet ski at a fast speed.
04:05:22
And it just kind of made this weird trail through that.
04:05:24
It literally looked like the same shit, the same ebbs and flows of like
04:05:27
how the waves took to it after the jet already flew through it.
04:05:31
It's very it's it had a very oddball like similarity to it
04:05:35
that I kind of like, was in awe of because I likened it to that.
04:05:40
So I'm sitting there looking at like the
04:05:41
because that's what I do
04:05:42
when I'm if that's why I like getting a window seat,
04:05:43
I don't know, people fucking close their windows and don't ever look out of them.
04:05:47
I'm sitting here going like, man, it's fucking crazy.
04:05:49
Like, look at all that shit.
04:05:50
How that's just a pot of moisture.
04:05:52
How does it make sense?
04:05:53
Like, I look at it every time I'm like, how is that? Like, oh, here we go.
04:05:56
We're about to fly through one,
04:05:57
and then we fly through it and it's barely anything.
04:06:00
And it's like, what?
04:06:00
Why is it look like this big pot of thing when it's like, really just nothing,
04:06:05
you know what I mean? Like, it's
04:06:08
it's incredible. You.
04:06:08
The world.
04:06:09
When did you come back?
04:06:10
Friday.
04:06:13
Did you did you land back from reality?
04:06:16
No. Did you I we landed on Friday
04:06:19
and the weather was so foggy, it was like, yeah, Friday morning, 5 a.m..
04:06:22
Yeah. It was foggy as shit.
04:06:24
It scared the shit out of me, actually, because normally you get some advance of,
04:06:28
like, yeah, plane getting close to the ground
04:06:31
and I'm in a window seat, and next thing I know, we're at the ground
04:06:35
and I'm like, I, I myself jumped for a second.
04:06:38
I was just like, oh my God. And I was like, oh. And I'm like, okay.
04:06:41
I guess it was just like foggy.
04:06:42
But yeah, you had the same experience. My son.
04:06:45
Yes, exactly. My son goes, it's really foggy.
04:06:47
I'm like, it's not foggy, dipshit. We're in the clouds.
04:06:50
And then we land.
04:06:51
He's like, yeah, normally you break through when you get to the other side.
04:06:53
It's like, okay. Yeah.
04:06:54
It was.
04:06:55
Yeah, it was, it was all the way.
04:06:56
I got to all the way to the ground.
04:06:59
And then I had to drive home and it as it got dark and it got even more foggy.
04:07:02
Yeah. Which was fine, but.
04:07:05
Yeah, but it made me think when I was driving,
04:07:07
I'm like in the back of my head, I'm going,
04:07:09
the guy just landed the plane in this shit.
04:07:11
I mean, like, talk about trusting your instruments.
04:07:13
Oh, yeah. They're seeing fly. I know they can.
04:07:15
They can see it, but but looking all I could see too, I,
04:07:21
I knew exactly what was going on, but my front windshield, I'm like, dude,
04:07:24
I can not really see. I'm trusting that.
04:07:27
So let me ask you this. Being a guy of
04:07:32
yeah, science, what's the difference between like something
04:07:35
like an autopilot and like modern day I,
04:07:40
I don't know what you mean.
04:07:42
Like his autopilot on planes have existed forever.
04:07:44
It it it understands different nuances of stuff and it course corrects in it.
04:07:48
It takes in information and it deciphers
04:07:52
it and produces a result that is, you know, correct.
04:07:56
Right.
04:07:57
So what's the difference between that like machine learning
04:07:59
is that not machine learning or is that a different type of principle?
04:08:02
I'm pretty sure only until recently.
04:08:05
They're only recently they'll they're drive by wire.
04:08:08
So it would all have to be mechanical in some way.
04:08:10
That's sensor based.
04:08:12
And then it corrects based on sensors versus having like an algorithm that
04:08:16
I have no idea how it corrects.
04:08:17
And in planes I don't know okay.
04:08:20
Never mind. Forget it.
04:08:22
I do know that, yeah.
04:08:23
The plane we rode there had drive by wire, which means it was all electronic
04:08:27
and digital.
04:08:27
But the plane we drove back
04:08:28
was like mechanical, which is like play police and strings and shit.
04:08:32
So like propeller that
04:08:35
I don't know.
04:08:36
I mean, I just it's the hey, whatever.
04:08:38
It's just I read all about it because they're having trouble with it.
04:08:40
I'm like, that's I don't want to know.
04:08:42
Yeah. That's one you don't want to read about that. Yeah.
04:08:44
You just just assume if the pilot, if it was
04:08:47
there are those rare occasions where the pilots go crazy.
04:08:50
It's very rare, though.
04:08:52
But you assume that if the pilot if both it if both of the pilots
04:08:58
are doing it.
04:09:01
You would assume you're
04:09:04
they shouldn't be doing it.
04:09:05
They should be driving the plane.
04:09:07
Well, it was a little boring because that we get a call.
04:09:10
Sorry, your flight's going to be delayed
04:09:12
because the first officer hasn't arrived yet.
04:09:15
So immediately my head.
04:09:16
I'm thinking the motherfucker slept in.
04:09:18
I don't want some fucking guy.
04:09:19
Russian pride didn't grab his map, even, you know.
04:09:23
But then we're like, no, he's actually on another flight.
04:09:25
He has to replace our first officer because that first officer
04:09:28
has flown too much and he can't fly anymore.
04:09:30
So we're going to be waiting for another plane
04:09:32
to come in and grab another first officer.
04:09:33
I'm like, why are they telling us all this?
04:09:36
Yes, sir.
04:09:36
I'm getting distracted because like,
04:09:37
typically, like, I know I live in like, not like a
04:09:42
dipshit neighborhood and there's, like, some asshole.
04:09:45
It's fucking 2:13 a.m..
04:09:47
He's like, bumping music really loud and, like, making a bunch of fucking racket,
04:09:51
dumping a bunch of shit either, like an
04:09:54
fucking in the garbage area or what?
04:09:56
Like I don't fucking know, but because our garbage pickup is
04:10:01
and obviously.
04:10:02
Oh, you know what?
04:10:03
I bet it's a it's a fucking, scavengers.
04:10:06
Yeah, yeah.
04:10:07
No no, no, picker picker.
04:10:10
It's a fucking asshole picker coming through.
04:10:12
Is it garbage night? Why? They got.
04:10:14
They don't give a shit.
04:10:16
They only come out like garbage night.
04:10:18
Yeah, yeah. Maybe garbage.
04:10:19
And for some.
04:10:21
Oh, right.
04:10:23
Yeah.
04:10:24
I just don't understand. Like, I get the the.
04:10:26
I just hate it when they, like, fuck your shit up.
04:10:30
How do they fucking shit up?
04:10:31
When they, like, just knock your shit over just to, like, suffer through it.
04:10:36
And they don't really put it back how it was before.
04:10:38
Or they like,
04:10:39
I don't know, you may have like a TV, you might have a TV that might still work
04:10:43
and somebody might want it, but they come through
04:10:45
and they rip the extension cord off of it
04:10:47
to get the $0.02 of fucking copper wire that's in it.
04:10:50
They want it.
04:10:53
My question is why you rather like a good TV?
04:10:56
That's why I like, I would always put it out there
04:10:59
and then like, hide the extension cord a bit
04:11:01
like just to make it look like maybe it was already gone.
04:11:05
Just because the the point is, like,
04:11:08
I would usually write shit on it for free until garbage day.
04:11:11
And I put it out there maybe a few days before garbage day.
04:11:14
If it disappears, great.
04:11:15
If it doesn't fucking, it's garbage.
04:11:17
You know,
04:11:18
you don't rip the cord off of it before, you know, do it the night before.
04:11:22
Don't do it.
04:11:23
You know, don't do it four days before because you saw it.
04:11:28
Saw shit.
04:11:30
Have some stuff.
04:11:30
I, I have people I live,
04:11:32
I live on a more main road, and I have people all the time.
04:11:35
Dude, I went to get gas for my lawn mower and didn't pull it up toward the house.
04:11:38
And when I came back to the front yard, a guy had the two front
04:11:41
wheels up on the bed of his foot on the tailgate of his truck.
04:11:44
He goes, oh, this is,
04:11:46
this is a there was active people, but they were pretty.
04:11:49
He played dumb in the dining.
04:11:51
Oh, this is an out for taking.
04:11:52
I'm like, dude, I went to get gas. The gas cap was off it.
04:11:55
It's still fucking warm.
04:11:56
Look, my grass is half cut, you fucking asshole.
04:11:59
We're getting
04:12:01
at the end of my driveway.
04:12:03
I mean, in his defense, it was at the end of my driveway,
04:12:05
but it was on this side of the site.
04:12:06
It was on my house side of the sidewalk. Who? Yeah.
04:12:08
Who gives a shit?
04:12:09
Like, if anything, you go to the door and you go, hey, like this? No.
04:12:13
He made a conscious decision.
04:12:14
I'm going to steal this motherfucker's lawn mower.
04:12:16
While he's hoping he's probably got a clear shot at my shed, he could see me.
04:12:19
I just couldn't see him. I was a he got away with it.
04:12:22
You never gave me.
04:12:23
Never gave two thoughts
04:12:24
that somebody would fucking quickly steal my fucking lawnmower.
04:12:28
You know how much shit he stole before shit time.
04:12:31
Well, it's I even I'm like, dude, I have a shitty lot more.
04:12:33
If you want it, you can take my shitty lawn mower, but not the one I'm using.
04:12:40
Asshole.
04:12:40
I'm that fucking guy.
04:12:42
Oh, I thought this was for free.
04:12:44
I thought it was just to take this.
04:12:47
That's what I said.
04:12:48
I go, I go. No, you didn't.
04:12:50
There's no audio clip.
04:12:51
You do is on your obs.
04:12:54
Since then, there's no
04:12:57
no, it's.
04:12:58
I said earlier, but you must not watch the show.
04:13:00
The only ones I have is dog and hire.
04:13:02
I have to, I have to, it's due.
04:13:03
It's a bitch to put them all in there.
04:13:05
No. It's fine.
04:13:06
Maybe I need to, like, I have it.
04:13:08
Do some legwork and plug in the stream deck.
04:13:11
You like the stream deck?
04:13:13
Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
04:13:17
Oh, yeah.
04:13:18
This is here.
04:13:19
Let me see if I can show you my stream deck.
04:13:21
It's really dirty. I don't want to learn a new fucking thing.
04:13:28
Yeah.
04:13:30
That's my stream deck.
04:13:32
That's how I do all my sounds and control most everything
04:13:36
in the book.
04:13:37
What needs to happen would be nice. Like.
04:13:39
Yeah. Tell me.
04:13:40
Well, Gary would need, like, some added access to this shit, too.
04:13:44
He has it.
04:13:46
Yeah, but can you potentially even, like, on a keyboard or anything.
04:13:49
Can you like with the links
04:13:51
situation we got one through however many can you like do quick access.
04:13:54
You know one, two, three, four, five, six and I have a pop up.
04:13:56
Yeah.
04:13:57
Because again like what I just
04:14:01
I don't know why it took me as long as it did, but I'm like, okay,
04:14:03
everything's numbered.
04:14:04
Well, if I need to like inform you of something, I can just tell you a number
04:14:08
that way, like maybe in advance, you know, like,
04:14:10
you know, without having me go, hey, I've got this thing in mind.
04:14:13
Like, I've got this video.
04:14:15
It's like, hey, you know, 17, you know,
04:14:18
there could be like a very quick
04:14:20
conversation about it without having to, like, derail everything to go, hey,
04:14:25
seven, do you want to do a load of 17 soon or, you know,
04:14:27
I mean, like, or like, hey, I'm thinking about you think 17, you know,
04:14:31
I don't know,
04:14:31
even with the court with with the, porn star thing, how that was two of them.
04:14:35
Me being able to, like, obviously it's obvious, but going, hey, 14 and 15, like.
04:14:40
And they're, they're not obvious to me though unless I hear.
04:14:43
Yeah but I, they coincide and having the 114
04:14:46
and having the second one be 15 going hey 14 for 15.
04:14:49
So sometimes and then like 15 like that's brilliant right.
04:14:53
Sometimes I would want to be played 15 first.
04:14:58
So it is confusing sometimes
04:14:59
when they're in order it's perfect, but they're not always in order.
04:15:03
No. Typically I would probably want 14 way before 15.
04:15:07
I mean, if I could have like 13 or 12, that'd be a deal, I guess, because
04:15:12
the hair isn't coming in yet and the like, well, you start you see it too, right?
04:15:17
You got the weekly links tab and you.
04:15:20
Oh, you're talking about this.
04:15:23
What?
04:15:24
What?
04:15:26
No, it just opened the window. Was.
04:15:29
Yeah.
04:15:29
I'm like I don't I'm not sure I even know what I'm talking about.
04:15:31
You know
04:15:33
that's
04:15:35
Eventually the weekly links, when you click
04:15:37
that, click on that, it's not going to open another window.
04:15:39
Then you have to share.
04:15:40
It's just going to automatically share it.
04:15:41
I'll be right there.
04:15:44
I'm like days away from getting that worked out.
04:15:50
So it'll be just like the stingers
04:15:52
and bumpers.
04:15:55
Yeah.
04:15:55
Singer singers and members.
04:15:56
They're going back to that.
04:15:58
Back back to that.
04:16:00
Yeah. So it's much improved.
04:16:01
See how it's highlighted with green.
04:16:03
So you know it's running a very just click.
04:16:05
You can click it again to turn it off per your request.
04:16:08
Oh I feel like I'm going to say back
04:16:10
every time I say back I'm gonna say back more than once, at least twice.
04:16:14
I'm going to say back just for yeah, we all do back for three years.
04:16:17
Dude, I that's that's the most fascinating thing I've seen in at least days.
04:16:22
Draw.
04:16:24
Was pretty crazy,
04:16:25
but, I keep hoping
04:16:28
it's pretty good.
04:16:29
Keep hoping one of them won't be too.
04:16:30
But they all are.
04:16:34
It's almost like where?
04:16:35
Interrupt, interrupt.
04:16:37
It's almost like we're interrupted
04:16:40
during.
04:16:40
We say back and then we go back.
04:16:42
Is it some kind of, What's that call when you trigger your mind to do something?
04:16:46
Disc golf in a hockey jersey for a team
04:16:49
that doesn't exist called the bat
04:16:52
with some Canadian.
04:16:55
Yeah,
04:16:56
yeah, some of these people wear stuff outside of their,
04:17:01
I want to address the neat, the great comment.
04:17:06
Now, needs a great ass.
04:17:08
First of all. Hold on. Wait.
04:17:09
Yeah, let's, let's we should reflect more on the good commenters first.
04:17:16
Oh, right.
04:17:18
Right.
04:17:19
So Donald Trump or just Donald Trump?
04:17:21
I'm asking, as a michigander in our moment of sorrow,
04:17:25
I think it would help us all come together
04:17:27
if you gave us the largest US American flag so that we could.
04:17:31
Oh yeah.
04:17:32
Yeah, we got to dude to dude.
04:17:34
Yeah.
04:17:35
Canadian flag is so much bigger downtown Detroit to come down here and just look
04:17:39
or just go to Google Earth, damn it. The flag
04:17:42
is tiny.
04:17:43
Oh, now I he was so bad.
04:17:48
Jersey of Israel first king was soft.
04:17:51
He is the next king was his son Solomon.
04:17:56
And great story straight out of the Bible.
04:18:01
Dude wanted his mom and he was,
04:18:05
married to Uriah.
04:18:08
And in fact, I'm sorry. Wrong things.
04:18:10
Well, I mean, back in back in. What was this?
04:18:13
Stuart? What the fuck?
04:18:14
This is blowing my mind.
04:18:17
Yeah, dude, listen to you.
04:18:19
Yeah.
04:18:20
I mean, it's just going to become the norm for political persecution.
04:18:22
And I'm not saying that he did or didn't do anything wrong.
04:18:25
He was convicted.
04:18:26
So clearly our justice system 100% safe in effect.
04:18:30
I'm sorry. Say it.
04:18:31
Well, I mean, back in, back in. What was it?
04:18:34
Why did you stop there?
04:18:35
That's always, Why are we not seeing the.
04:18:38
Yeah, because I highlighted yours.
04:18:43
That's just amazing.
04:18:44
Awesome. Me
04:18:46
crusaders coming back from the Crusades
04:18:48
back.
04:18:51
That doesn't even make sense.
04:18:52
Gary, you said come back.
04:18:55
He just again.
04:18:59
Come on.
04:18:59
I'm,
04:19:01
If you don't, Anyway, he's
04:19:04
he's still on my thread, and, and the short video that showed up in,
04:19:08
in my thread today was him talking about, the Crusaders coming back
04:19:12
from the Crusades.
04:19:13
Back, to win, once they.
04:19:18
It's just it's a it's a but back to the word.
04:19:21
Do you think you said three times in a row, like what?
04:19:24
What?
04:19:26
Any other word.
04:19:27
It just won't work.
04:19:33
How about again?
04:19:35
Oh, my. I'm driving back.
04:19:37
I'm back.
04:19:39
I don't like to.
04:19:40
I'm back. Yeah, I'm back to work.
04:19:42
That doesn't even make sense at one end.
04:19:45
Be so fascinated by it.
04:19:46
Then he'll watch the back his back library of them off.
04:19:49
It's almost like a stutter.
04:19:51
To do this is absolutely blowing my mind.
04:19:53
I understand that it picked all the backpacks.
04:19:55
I'm gonna have to go like 20,000 before I get to one back.
04:19:58
It's not.
04:19:59
It's not so fascinating that it's all the backpack,
04:20:01
but how many times we say back, followed by boot to the Kroger
04:20:04
and I walked around the car once, came back, walked back around.
04:20:10
That one made sales.
04:20:12
And you have it come back, right back to you.
04:20:14
Especially if it's the like, come back right back to you.
04:20:17
That's superfluous.
04:20:19
Down it. And then no, it was being weird.
04:20:21
Go back and look. Go back and look.
04:20:23
I bet you it on.
04:20:25
I repeated it for no reason except to say back to say,
04:20:28
oh, yeah, he's calling that quick.
04:20:32
Yeah. Thanks.
04:20:32
Caller. Go back. Yeah.
04:20:34
Go back sometime soon.
04:20:36
He repeated it for no reason.
04:20:41
Absolutely unbelievable.
04:20:44
You got back the dog and said going go back.
04:20:46
Back.
04:20:47
Will that wait? What a breakthrough.
04:20:50
Stand out. Run around right around.
04:20:51
Now for me that would.
04:20:54
Oh I remember receiving backlash in 2018.
04:20:56
So the lines in the song. Right.
04:20:58
Sterling star Millie Bobby Brown, then 14.
04:21:01
Did you say it twice.
04:21:02
The Texas here, we got this.
04:21:03
So, going back to, Drake really quick follow up.
04:21:06
Awesome. Okay. One back okay.
04:21:08
I did so many fans attribute these lines to Drake's receiving this horseshit.
04:21:12
So I in 2018. So you said backlash.
04:21:15
It's like the most common repeated words like and so just know.
04:21:19
Yeah, yeah, we have to
04:21:21
you have to eliminate the back and forth again and again, over and over,
04:21:24
time and time, little by little.
04:21:25
So this is this is not.
04:21:27
Yes. He doesn't understand what I'm saying.
04:21:29
Yeah. It's like the back.
04:21:30
That's kind of weird because they're
04:21:31
they're completely different sentences and two different context.
04:21:35
I mean it's obviously over the same like overall arguing topic.
04:21:38
So they do have a correlation that kind of relates
04:21:41
back to the same thing, but they are used in somewhat different contexts
04:21:48
within the session in two different sentences.
04:21:50
It's not like
04:21:51
boys will be boys hand-in-hand, little by little, time after time, over and over.
04:21:54
And it's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
04:21:55
This is just in happenstance, you know?
04:22:01
I it's kind of dumb.
04:22:02
Yeah.
04:22:03
I want to, like, correct and give it a beating.
04:22:09
Just ask it straight up.
04:22:10
What's the most repeated word?
04:22:11
Obviously it is the.
04:22:16
Yeah.
04:22:16
That's. I'm hoping it understands. Like, you know, let's get past that.
04:22:18
I'm sure it's the most repeated and frequently used word.
04:22:24
Back to life.
04:22:25
Back to reality.
04:22:26
Oh, I sorry, I still have one more mash up.
04:22:29
Gary needs to hear.
04:22:32
He's laying in bed waiting for it.
04:22:33
There goes my voice.
04:22:37
See, now I see.
04:22:38
I don't know which is.
04:22:39
But yeah, I know you're like dumb.
04:22:46
I'm not even sure which mash
04:22:48
ups I played at this point.
04:23:01
Back.
04:23:02
Okay.
04:23:03
Don't.
04:23:05
Beat to the
04:23:07
break.
04:23:13
Go! Look.
04:23:14
Wait.
04:23:15
People.
04:23:15
Things.
04:23:19
Think.
04:23:20
No. Me.
04:23:23
Good.
04:23:28
Back.
04:23:29
Is I one of them? I was thinking there's like back.
04:23:31
For some reason, I kind of feel like maybe like basketball.
04:23:34
You to be.
04:23:35
Whatever it is, you have some.
04:23:41
Hip hop to back to just
04:23:44
demographically.
04:23:46
Are you looking at ladies like, let's it sounds like this.
04:23:51
You got
04:23:53
like exactly.
04:23:56
Like.
04:23:59
Ten minutes on them and he a lot of them
04:24:02
in the back in the black.
04:24:06
But I, I a bring the white people back to rock the bass
04:24:10
rock from like some black bigger back. 99.
04:24:21
Take the things.
04:24:26
TV. No, you
04:24:29
to be able to use the microphone with the keep.
04:24:37
Go blue step.
04:24:41
To feel things point.
04:24:43
Hey. Right says matter of.
04:24:49
Some they're awesome.
04:24:51
I don't know good
04:24:56
point or matter.
04:25:00
Or step or move
04:25:02
into your search and see if there's like dual matters
04:25:05
or dual senses or dual moves or dual things or dual
04:25:09
steps.
04:25:16
What's the matter?
04:25:17
Matter, matter.
04:25:20
Any trios or just.
04:25:23
Yeah, but it's probably a song.
04:25:25
There's a three.
04:25:30
I'm trying to share it.
04:25:32
It's not there.
04:25:34
Oh, there it is.
04:25:36
It's also no videos there at the moment.
04:25:42
Kind of horseshit.
04:25:43
So does this fuck, man.
04:25:45
This shit. Now.
04:25:49
Oh they're off.
04:25:50
That counts.
04:25:52
What?
04:25:55
Was the topic matter?
04:25:57
What's the topic next week? I don't think we got one.
04:25:59
I don't think it matters back.
04:26:01
I said forward because it was back.
04:26:03
Let's move forward.
04:26:07
I like that
04:26:10
far back or that or move ahead.
04:26:13
We could go ahead, try to detect it either back ahead, ahead
04:26:17
or forward.
04:26:22
I don't like ahead.
04:26:24
I don't want to do a show about it.
04:26:25
I like ahead.
04:26:28
I like more of the more than just a ahead.
04:26:32
Yeah. Like I like the whole thing.
04:26:34
Yeah, I like multiple
04:26:37
instances.
04:26:41
Can you detect it?
04:26:43
It's not too late to whip it
04:26:46
a little bit. Good.
04:26:48
I, I'd like to just ask AI what's the next topic?
04:26:50
And it doesn't even know what I'm thinking.
04:26:53
Like, I can fuck around with this shit cuz
04:26:56
you can suck my.
04:27:04
Man. Yeah, I said forward.
04:27:25
Oh one all the way to 32.
04:27:30
So hard that your hat can't fit you people I'm with you.
04:27:33
Over against you.
04:27:34
Venture back to that maze.
04:27:36
I think you're talking to the inventor.
04:27:39
Level with the game type stuff. Flame. Right?
04:27:42
So my name. Right. Priya.
04:27:44
Double g, I eat, I sound lights out.
04:27:46
Me and she's a Leo man for some chicken up.
04:27:50
So you thought about the trigger?
04:27:51
Nobody threw a burger.
04:27:53
We're about to challenge Strickland for the Weber women and the weak link green
04:27:58
and green beans for food.
04:28:01
Ain't no love, no got me, me strawberry.
04:28:04
Drop the mic drop matches I got my dick sucked at my balls with the games.
04:28:10
My I'm a straw man.
04:28:11
They got more time to get used to.
04:28:13
Uno 300.
04:28:15
Oh you us you just lay down slow.
04:28:18
Recognize the real God when you see on super.
04:28:21
No girls in the house.
04:28:22
The blue.
04:28:23
I'm going, going back to college. I,
04:28:28
I'm going, going back to college.
04:28:31
Yeah.
04:28:32
Me you got.
04:28:33
All right. Are we going? Going. Yeah.
04:28:36
You coming down?
04:28:38
I'm going.
04:28:39
We're going back to college down here.
04:28:43
If I got to go,
04:28:46
I just said, can you hear that?
04:28:47
You're like, yeah, I can't hear it.
04:28:50
It's like we were.
04:28:59
I can hear it.
04:29:02
I got
04:29:03
I says the topic is forwarded, agreed with you.
04:29:10
The the how you hate the rain.
04:29:14
What is wrong with I.
04:29:15
All the things I entered today.
04:29:17
Picker. We'll just picked.
04:29:20
Why? People who leave deserve wet and they go to prom.
04:29:24
The rain makes no sense.
04:29:27
Sam Rigby mixed them all in two days.
04:29:30
When I did that last time, I had to start over.
04:29:46
Why? People who microwave dessert window.
04:29:49
Okay,
04:29:50
that makes no sense.
04:29:55
You make no sense.
04:29:56
What's been a fantastic show?
04:29:58
I didn't learn shit, except that I breathe out of one nostril.
04:30:06
It's not very exciting.
04:30:07
And then I'm completely losing my voice.
04:30:15
Yeah.
04:30:16
Can we have a little D by your name? No.
04:30:19
You got d, you got the D.
04:30:22
We got a little d next to your s.
04:30:25
I never noticed that before.
04:30:30
I'm setting up a raid.
04:30:31
I can't even talk anymore.
04:30:33
So that means I'm done talking. Is.
04:30:41
I'm glad we went through everything.
04:30:43
It's clear.
04:30:44
Clearly I'm going through everything to.
04:30:48
I've been through quite a lot of the you guys.
04:30:50
I'll come back next week.
04:30:56
Yeah.
04:30:57
Picker wheel is just losing its mind.
04:30:59
I'm going to stop the.
04:31:03
Raid time.
04:31:04
Sleazy p martinis ending Alabama John Helias three viewers.
04:31:08
So there's no point in doing that.
04:31:10
What's your name?
04:31:11
Yeah. Fuck that guy.
04:31:15
Looks like a P, the cartoon man.
04:31:17
If you leave this fucking post all the time, though.
04:31:18
So it's like, come over and trump areas,
04:31:22
we better, who?
04:31:25
I almost never abandoned the chair.
04:31:27
Where's your sound drops today? I haven't heard any.
04:31:30
You have you sort of listening?
04:31:34
No, I seriously, I heard one of them.
04:31:37
I have not heard one.
04:31:39
You kidding me?
04:31:41
Play one.
04:31:43
Right. No.
04:31:47
Did you play one?
04:31:50
You're the no.
04:31:57
You'll watch the show and be like, shit.
04:31:58
Why don't you tell me I did?
04:31:59
I, I think I mentioned something earlier, but it wasn't really noted.
04:32:03
Son of a bitch
04:32:05
order, I heard that.
04:32:07
Did you say order?
04:32:09
Goddamn it, I heard that.
04:32:12
Did you just turn it on? It? Yeah.
04:32:14
God damn it. I didn't realize.
04:32:17
Fuck all that extra work.
04:32:19
I pulled out some random ones as good as you.
04:32:21
There was times where I was like, hold on, hold on.
04:32:22
And then you guys were like, wait, what the fuck's going on?
04:32:25
If you don't?
04:32:25
Yeah, it was the way this Bible talks.
04:32:28
It was a little bit of a weird flow.
04:32:31
I'll admit that it was the worst.
04:32:32
It's just everything sucks.
04:32:35
I thought you were just having a moment.
04:32:38
No, because even there was, like, a like a
04:32:41
the N-word was like, use many times like a
04:32:45
fucking.
04:32:47
But when you were talking about when we had the discussion about it, right.
04:32:50
Oh, fart nigger,
04:32:53
I no, my life.
04:32:58
To like,
04:33:01
maybe we should test these things before we go live.
04:33:05
That's okay.
04:33:06
You could, we could we could deal without.
04:33:09
My drama makes every show different in a you had.
04:33:11
It's going to make the next episode and all the drafts so much better.
04:33:15
You have appreciate them so much to say.
04:33:18
I think it it would have taken away from your take.
04:33:23
I don't know.
04:33:25
I'm a worthless pile of worthless pile.
04:33:27
Shit. Fucking asshole.
04:33:30
Fuck.
04:33:30
Fucking loser. Coward.
04:33:33
Coward. Loser.
04:33:34
Fucking cunt.
04:33:37
It's true. That guy.
04:33:39
That guy, man.
04:33:40
Fucking asshole. See, that's what we gotta do. We gotta.
04:33:43
We gotta find that guy and do a follow up and see that was the guy that was.
04:33:46
He's a fucking loser.
04:33:48
Losing his mind at the Office Depot, right?
04:33:50
This truck.
04:33:51
Loser. Fucking coward.
04:33:53
Coward. Fuck. Loser.
04:33:56
You know, he's still a fucking loser.
04:33:59
Coward.
04:34:01
Yo. Puts nigger on the fucking radio.
04:34:05
Oh ho, though, does he?
04:34:07
Did you call the child the nigger word?
04:34:09
I don't know that little nigger.
04:34:12
So that gives you the right to call the child five year old nigger the N-word?
04:34:15
You know, that's a hate speech.
04:34:17
Okay? Your nigger, all right?
04:34:19
That's what you nigger are, your fucking business.
04:34:22
I don't give a shit. Fuck off!
04:34:24
Oh, fart nigger love my life.
04:34:28
Thank you.
04:34:30
Are you going?
04:34:32
Are we all going inside of each other?
04:34:33
I, I think we should end every show inside of each of.
04:34:38
Right. Well, right.
04:34:40
Well, a very, very heavy, heavy burden tonight
04:34:45
we had a very there's Derrickson but let's go to terrorist
04:34:49
Jason goes to the head the pet I agree I feel like tonight we had a very there
04:34:53
days. And Rihanna had a third of it.
04:34:58
Tyrese terrorist though
04:34:59
was a fine place to have fish chips and a nice cold beer.
04:35:02
It's a township, I hear.
04:35:04
Yeah, it's one of the best beer like Athletic Club is a great place
04:35:07
if you want to, off your kidnaper, when you're not paying attention
04:35:11
and have a good drown. But that's just me.
04:35:14
There's no bad place, really?
04:35:16
Yeah. Now you're kidding. I'm drown.
04:35:18
I mean, yeah, places that water. That would be a bad.
04:35:20
Nobody's ever going to say like this happened and be like, I don't know.
04:35:24
No, I'm saying that it's going to be a pleasant place compared to the situation.
04:35:27
Nobody ever said, you know, I mean, yeah, be like floating in the water.
04:35:30
It's gonna be fun. Like, sure, you're going to drown at some point.
04:35:33
But I mean, up to that point, like you're, you're it's it's it's it's a lot of fun,
04:35:37
you know,
04:35:38
like being in the water, swimming.
04:35:43
Okay.
04:35:45
It's one way to go.
04:35:47
I mean, there's plenty of ways to go.
04:35:54
Ding ding
04:35:55
ding ding ding ding ding ding ding man.
04:35:59
So we missed all the Edwards.
04:36:01
That's that was the that was the topic of the show.
04:36:03
That was the topic of the show.
04:36:05
All right. We're going to start over okay.
04:36:06
We're going to need you to come back. Then. We're not even done yet.
04:36:08
I put the air on it to emphasize it's the guy.
04:36:12
I will never say any form of nigga.
04:36:17
I, you know, I'm cured of that.
04:36:19
You cannot have law and order and niggers to vote white.
04:36:23
And they've only found two Springfield residents calling to complain
04:36:27
about Haitian, migrants.
04:36:31
That's an honest mistake.
04:36:32
I mean, they sound so similar.
04:36:33
Yes, it's very close. You.
04:36:36
I could see myself making that same.
04:36:37
I mean, mistake.
04:36:40
Yeah.
04:36:41
Hey, honey, did you order some?
04:36:42
You can't have can't.
04:36:43
I mean, pizza.
04:36:48
Yes. I'd like to order antipasto, I mean salad.
04:36:51
Fuck.
04:36:54
The anti.
04:36:55
I can see the anti I getting confused.
04:36:57
I mean I did order one from buddies.
04:36:59
So it's a
04:37:01
the real buddies and some pizza.
04:37:03
Yeah.
04:37:03
Not the fake but there's the fake buddies.
04:37:06
The chain. You gotta go to the original.
04:37:08
The original one like near Frazier or Buddy Frazier.
04:37:12
It's. Yeah, yeah, it's it's a little bit further.
04:37:14
My grandparents moved to Frazier.
04:37:15
It's big and was my grandparents moved to Frazier
04:37:18
after they moved down to Detroit because there's our grandparents are black.
04:37:22
I see that's why you want to be like them.
04:37:25
Yeah.
04:37:28
No, they were not racist at all.
04:37:29
But my grandma, I do think those people.
04:37:31
But she didn't mean a quality of a negative thing.
04:37:33
It's just what they did for the line.
04:37:35
I said, why did we just call me? What the fuck I want?
04:37:37
Oh, wait, I didn't think they said,
04:37:41
oh, this is, Yeah.
04:37:43
Oh, me the ghost.
04:37:45
It's a ghost. Guys. Like a ghost.
04:37:46
Really cool to me because I don't hang out with other masks as much.
04:37:50
No way.
04:37:50
Man, I, I wish somebody would beat you up like two men
04:37:53
that were sitting it up in a parking lot like this.
04:37:55
I'm hanging out with the fellow man. All right, next week, forward.
04:37:58
Hey.
04:37:59
So, did you get the new format changes for next week?
04:38:01
We're going to try nuts. Where? The first hour.
04:38:03
See, we get more views on YouTube.
04:38:04
Just remind me on the front of the truck. Like this.
04:38:07
No, I'm kidding.
04:38:08
I. I yeah, I just did this like multiple oh seven bullet points.
04:38:12
Again, Gary needs to mention in his mind, like Gary, when you watch his back,
04:38:15
it's your responsibility to remind her during the monologue
04:38:19
maybe at least three times.
04:38:20
Like, you know, like to not swear.
04:38:23
And I honestly I'd rather say like six swear words just for fun.
04:38:27
Yeah, yeah, I made it till 1045.
04:38:30
And then I said, fuck shit.
04:38:32
I said, fuck.
04:38:35
Like I
04:38:37
how about fart, nigger?
04:38:38
That's okay.
04:38:38
I love and hate those fucking niggers.
04:38:42
So, you know, I think with it,
04:38:45
we're can't we're trying to beat the YouTube transcription.
04:38:48
That might just put it finger
04:38:51
might put it right back to what?
04:38:52
What it's supposed to be.
04:38:55
And then what is, Tourette's is, giving us
04:39:00
thanks,
04:39:01
I think.
04:39:02
But you're going to have to convince I,
04:39:05
Yeah, I got one more.
04:39:06
I got one phrase for, You're not going to take inches off my dick, bro.
04:39:12
And then if you're going to do, Weekend Update, I want to actually switch over.
04:39:17
That's going to be our tease to Rumble if we have one.
04:39:20
Is it because it's been I don't know, I it's
04:39:24
it's played out difficult.
04:39:25
But at the same time I feel like my I guess you could call it ad.
04:39:29
I don't necessarily believe in that, but I just feel like, like fresh, new,
04:39:33
as always. More intriguing than for a while.
04:39:35
I like, I, I like I had the spirit.
04:39:37
I'm like, yeah, I could easily keep this going.
04:39:38
This is great, I love this.
04:39:39
And then all of a sudden I was kind of like,
04:39:41
yeah, I don't know, like it's been kind of a lot.
04:39:43
And it's like, I like, I don't know, I've already done that before.
04:39:46
In my head, it's like I'd rather move on to like maybe something else, like, yeah,
04:39:49
I reached that when I had you and JFK just about to have anal sex
04:39:52
on your front yard and make up, like you guys are going to really make up.
04:39:55
And I just ended it before that happened.
04:39:58
No, that would be great to see that.
04:39:59
But then where do you go after that?
04:40:00
I guess you just got to have new muses.
04:40:02
It's like the muses
04:40:05
served its purpose and done.
04:40:08
It's, you know, it's kind of kind of going to move on to a different muse, right?
04:40:11
I get in my head, that's
04:40:14
only like going after I'm going after interviews.
04:40:16
I want to start interviewing people in the middle of the rubble segment.
04:40:20
I also feel like a lot of the some of the topics recently
04:40:23
that I was trying to tag in the Weekend Update segments were more or less things
04:40:28
that didn't necessarily need to be talked about long form on the show,
04:40:33
and it just a quick jab and get in and get out.
04:40:35
And I don't feel like
04:40:36
I've ran into too many that I didn't want to maybe discuss further,
04:40:40
you know, because that's why, like I had that I was doing the weekend updates
04:40:43
and then I had the Weekend Update and I was like,
04:40:44
hey, play this after the Weekend Update because I did want to discuss it
04:40:47
more in long form.
04:40:48
So I don't know. Well, that's what I thought it would be.
04:40:50
Is the segue in for like start of talking, cut it off if you want to,
04:40:55
and he'll give a little teaser what we're going to talk about,
04:40:58
and then start it over and do the whole thing on Rumble.
04:41:01
And what are they basically three stories on each one, right?
04:41:05
Yeah.
04:41:05
And honestly, sometimes I've, I've like not even known where to start.
04:41:08
So I just take a news article, copy it,
04:41:12
throw it in there and go, hey, have him talk about this news story.
04:41:16
That way there's actual like facts about it that are in there.
04:41:19
And then I take a comedic spin on it after that.
04:41:22
Yeah. Yeah.
04:41:24
That's how I at least start with like the original actual
04:41:26
like crux of the new story.
04:41:28
And so I don't know if there could be a situation where, based on the
04:41:33
I don't know, the thumbnail length, that there could be a way of
04:41:37
getting that information to.
04:41:40
I don't know if you like,
04:41:43
because it sucks, because what ends up happening
04:41:45
too, is the, because the Norm MacDonald is like, they I was like
04:41:51
trying to be smart, but obviously humans are going to be always smarter.
04:41:55
Ooh, I don't know about that.
04:41:57
Yeah. Take that.
04:41:58
I, yeah.
04:41:59
Because I can always go back to my original Norm MacDonald that I took
04:42:03
and do an extend, and I always get something out of it.
04:42:06
That's why I kind of have to cover up the TV
04:42:09
in the corner a lot of times, because it's always that same.
04:42:12
I the very first one I did was Gary and his wife in the podcasting situation.
04:42:18
So what's on the TV is Gary podcast wife situation.
04:42:24
And so a lot of times like that shows up there.
04:42:27
And so I have to replace it every time.
04:42:29
And so depending on the topic I have to put something different there.
04:42:32
And so yeah, it's just extra work every time.
04:42:35
Like if I can get it to to yeah you dick around so much it.
04:42:40
Yeah.
04:42:41
Are you, are you using OBS or your editor just saw
04:42:45
and then just using final cut to doctor it
04:42:49
up and do overlays and shit.
04:42:52
You know, all that shit, the,
04:42:53
the AI shit that you're like, you don't even know about yet.
04:42:56
And final cut, that's you probably just ask it to do it for, you know
04:42:59
I'm saying and logic Logic's got a lot of,
04:43:03
stuff that I kind of wish I knew more about.
04:43:05
Logic is the music, right?
04:43:07
It used to be magic logic. And then Apple bought it.
04:43:10
Garage GarageBand, whatever.
04:43:13
GarageBand is the lower of the less less profound.
04:43:15
Yeah, they give it away for free.
04:43:17
Yeah.
04:43:17
GarageBand is actually pretty sound on its own.
04:43:20
If you just want to.
04:43:21
It's kind of like Fruity Loops.
04:43:22
I started with videos because there was a free version, and you could kind of.
04:43:28
Get a you get a sense of what's going on.
04:43:31
And then I don't know which loops you get free.
04:43:34
I paid for Fruity Loops on windows, I get I when Fruity Loops came out for Mac,
04:43:37
I got the Fruity Loops for Mac because I already paid for the windows version.
04:43:41
I didn't have to pay for the Mac version.
04:43:42
Also, take that fucking virtual DJ and fucking DJ pro you.
04:43:48
Little by little I use audacity for everything.
04:43:51
It used to be just a shit program to yeah, yeah, that's that's a
04:43:54
I've heard plenty of times and I just happen to be Mac centric.
04:43:58
And I know that logic is just it's a sound program.
04:44:00
It does what it's supposed to do. It's good.
04:44:03
You know, it's like maybe other stuff is better.
04:44:05
I don't know, I just know that it's functionality.
04:44:09
So, yeah, I don't know if they have it for Mac,
04:44:11
but the same when they stemmed off, it was,
04:44:14
basically
04:44:15
cakewalk and imagic and then it was just magic
04:44:18
and then it was fucking whatever it is now.
04:44:20
Yeah.
04:44:20
I've played with, you know, Sony Sound for just played with cakewalk.
04:44:23
I've played cakewalk sucks.
04:44:25
It's very difficult to learn.
04:44:27
It's very difficult to use. It locks up.
04:44:29
Yeah. I felt like logic for whatever reason.
04:44:31
But interface was great.
04:44:33
And if for loops, I felt like the interface is great.
04:44:35
As far as just like not knowing what to do and starting like there was no not many,
04:44:41
you could get something going, you know, without too much trouble, I guess.
04:44:45
You know, when when Froot Loops Loops came out, it was like the anti drummer.
04:44:49
So I have a, I just, I have a bad taste for that kind of sampler.
04:44:52
I just
04:44:53
you just click click dots and go, yeah right.
04:44:56
Right. Yeah. Yeah. That's that's me.
04:44:58
That's like that's why I like the, the repetitive like so I would, I would
04:45:02
just, you know, slowly and slowly absolutely, absolutely add shit.
04:45:06
And as a whole it all needed to sound great.
04:45:09
And then you take it to like the I forget what they would call it on their it's
04:45:13
basically the sequencing side or whatever where you would then,
04:45:17
you know, here is the, you know, drum lead in with nothing else.
04:45:20
And then we bring this instrument in and then we pull that one out,
04:45:23
we bring this, you know, that's where I always like fucking around.
04:45:27
Like sure. Building the beat is one thing and trying to.
04:45:30
Or building the music one thing and making it all sound concise.
04:45:33
And then the divvying it out and trying to make it make sense.
04:45:36
As far as a song like, hey, here's
04:45:38
the intro, should the intro be everything to the intro?
04:45:40
Just be some things and then we build into the first verse,
04:45:43
or do we build into a chorus verse and then we go into the first verse.
04:45:46
There's a, there's the chorus, have more instruments in the verse,
04:45:49
or there's an insert, there's the chorus of lesser instruments in the verse.
04:45:52
Are we building this up or building it down?
04:45:54
Is that you know what I mean?
04:45:55
And that's kind of, in my opinion, like how I've always tackled doing
04:46:00
rap music, I assume doing maybe actual band music where you're playing
04:46:03
instruments is probably a different concept of how you put it together,
04:46:07
because you're maybe you're not essentially taking everything
04:46:10
all at once and then breaking it down and figuring out
04:46:13
how you can, because everything together doesn't always sound the greatest.
04:46:16
But when you kind of,
04:46:18
you know, solo things like you can get some cool different dynamics
04:46:21
that all kind of all sound great together and all make sense.
04:46:24
Even though the beginning of the song might sound
04:46:26
completely different than the end of the song. Right?
04:46:28
That's what always kind of was cool with me
04:46:30
about doing rap music and building beats and things like that, you know?
04:46:36
For loops.
04:46:39
But as far as building, like doing it,
04:46:42
being a part of a band and like building a song out like I
04:46:46
just very rarely does it work the way it's supposed to a guitar idea,
04:46:49
but it all starts on the guitar and it's in a, you know what?
04:46:53
And then you like as a bass, as a drummer,
04:46:56
if you were to do something original, you just kind of have to like, what?
04:46:59
What directive do you have or do you like to do drummers get just,
04:47:03
hey, this is what kind of like, what do you think?
04:47:05
Because obviously you're a professional in that realm.
04:47:06
If you're like in a band doing, you know,
04:47:10
whatever level, you know, you would all like probably
04:47:13
take it in a certain sense of like, I understand melodies and whatever.
04:47:17
So like, hey, this like type of pattern, it would be good here.
04:47:19
And you have that discussion like
04:47:21
as far as music wise, like you had original music.
04:47:24
Right?
04:47:24
So like those were discussions that were, were had
04:47:27
or they just went, hey, you know what you're doing, fill in some cool shit.
04:47:32
And you did some shit.
04:47:33
And they were like, yeah, we like that.
04:47:35
And that was under discussion.
04:47:37
Most all the shit that I had participated in, the guitarist and the bass player
04:47:42
wrote some intricate, you know, they composed it all, weird timing and shit.
04:47:46
And then I wrote drums to it typically.
04:47:50
And there was no like discussion of like, hey, change this drum thing or we.
04:47:55
Yeah, definitely drums different here.
04:47:57
You always have some pride and ego with your part.
04:47:59
You're like, dude, I'm the drummer. Let me write the drum part.
04:48:01
But they come up with shit that you won't even think of.
04:48:03
It's usually way better than what you can come up with.
04:48:05
Yeah, I mean, just having that discussion in general and maybe even just
04:48:09
meeting somewhere in the middle, you know, might have nothing.
04:48:12
But then in later years, when we were actually doing it
04:48:15
through the internet, through the internet,
04:48:16
but with computers, I would write the entire drum parts, send them off
04:48:20
to the guitar player, and then he would do guitars,
04:48:23
and then he would send it back to me and I would accent his parts.
04:48:26
We'd just send it back and forth, kind of what you were saying.
04:48:28
You layer it up, but the old stuff sounded way.
04:48:32
Yeah, it's called desktop fucking.
04:48:34
Not real desktop real brothers. Not real bro.
04:48:36
Neither is what you were doing synthesizing BS.
04:48:39
Exactly.
04:48:40
I agree with you more times than you know,
04:48:43
I don't know, I it's like in my venture
04:48:45
or like in the production and like me doing random research of stuff.
04:48:49
I always find it weird that I had no idea that they just, they, they
04:48:52
in a lot of popular songs,
04:48:55
they take a, the drummer made this drum pattern,
04:48:59
but we can kind of thicken it up and make it sound a little better
04:49:02
by overlaying a different drum on top of his exact patterning.
04:49:06
That way, it's still technically like him playing the drums, but it beefing up
04:49:09
the drum sound from the thing a little bit.
04:49:11
They do that live now with triggers,
04:49:13
so when they hit their real drum, it triggers an electronic drum sample.
04:49:17
If the drummer is doing it, then maybe like, you know,
04:49:19
you got a guitarist with pedals and shit, like you're,
04:49:22
you know, manipulating things in real time.
04:49:23
But if I just feel like there's a lot of bass rising,
04:49:26
if you're going back after the fact and doing a lot of just
04:49:29
the main reason
04:49:30
why I use electronic feeling is I'll play something perfect.
04:49:34
But if it's on acoustic drums and my mikes are a little bit off
04:49:36
and I think I've recorded my basement, it's not a fucking recording studio.
04:49:40
Yeah. No no no, my my my
04:49:42
my bitches.
04:49:43
Dad, he's like 70, mid 70s and he's, he's in an old, old folks band
04:49:48
and I was talking to their, their drummer and I was asking him about playing
04:49:53
like, because they play electronic drums versus doing the actual set.
04:49:56
And he goes, it just sounds better.
04:49:58
And I like he goes, I like he goes, you know, obviously, you know,
04:50:02
ideally you would want real drums, but he goes,
04:50:04
I love the electronic ones because they're more forgiving.
04:50:07
I go, what do you mean?
04:50:07
Like you don't need to, like beat the shit out of him that much.
04:50:09
He goes, yeah, he goes,
04:50:11
I don't need to, like, play my ass off to get sound out of him.
04:50:15
You know, I don't need to be winded
04:50:16
at the end of this fucking thing, you know what I mean?
04:50:17
I get, but you can
04:50:19
then as far as, like, sound leveling too, you're you're at a more concise level.
04:50:23
You're able to govern that studio perfect recording every time
04:50:27
I did kind of notice so so the the the set that,
04:50:30
my girlfriend's dad bought that are, that's in his basement right now.
04:50:34
I heard them practice, and then I heard the dude
04:50:37
play on the set that he his own set because I asked him about.
04:50:41
He goes, oh my, this is way better than the set I have.
04:50:44
And then at the event that they played, it literally sounded like
04:50:48
you were just hitting a drop.
04:50:49
You know, it the, the, the set that was in,
04:50:53
that my bitches dad bought that's in his basement.
04:50:55
It sounded like independent, you know, hits.
04:50:58
It was definitely like day and night.
04:51:00
It was actually kind of bad the, the quality that he had at the venue.
04:51:07
I definitely noticed take the take the good one out.
04:51:10
It just sounded like a saying.
04:51:11
Yeah, well the one was, the one was his.
04:51:13
And so they're bringing it to whatever.
04:51:14
But it was just it sounded like sample sample note sample
04:51:17
not sample not sample not sample, not sample.
04:51:19
Not saying sample note versus some type of processing
04:51:22
that understands, you know, gauge of head or however that's measured.
04:51:27
Those are expensive.
04:51:28
Yeah. You could tell the difference.
04:51:30
It was actually kind of bad because you I we heard them practice
04:51:33
the night before and then we saw them live the day.
04:51:37
And he had brought his own stuff.
04:51:39
Yeah. And it was just, it was bad.
04:51:42
If there's accurate in the cymbals, you could just hear it in the cymbals.
04:51:45
It was just the same cymbal tick.
04:51:47
The same cymbal, like.
04:51:50
But that could have been the venue could have been the venue.
04:51:52
They they sometimes make it just so it cuts through so people can hear it.
04:51:57
Problem with drums is you can do a bunch of amazing stuff and nobody gives a shit.
04:52:00
You fuck up once.
04:52:02
That's, you know,
04:52:04
that's when people are like, who?
04:52:06
They don't even notice the drummer unless he's fucking up with
04:52:10
everyone else, gets off time and they kind of
04:52:11
wait for the drummer to figure their shit out.
04:52:14
No, a lot of people don't really like the drums.
04:52:16
It's just more or less background noise.
04:52:19
What, you don't play the drums is rap music.
04:52:21
Rap music is all about the drum drumming, the bass, same drums.
04:52:25
You love it.
04:52:26
When I was in Mexico, everything was tuned, tuned to where the.
04:52:32
Oh, dude, it's like a little Latin fucking EDM.
04:52:35
The Superbowl in America.
04:52:36
That was just tuned. Tuned.
04:52:38
And it's like, how could you get even more boring?
04:52:41
But they did.
04:52:44
We saw
04:52:46
but people love it because it's like a heartbeat
04:52:48
and they can rock along with it.
04:52:51
Technical stuff that drummers like to play.
04:52:52
Everyone else just kind of probably hates technical stuff, which is the
04:52:56
technical stuff.
04:52:59
I'm having problems putting my words together.
04:53:03
You wouldn't know anything about that.
04:53:04
Like earlier.
04:53:08
Halftime show.
04:53:15
Or just to to to appropriate people.
04:53:20
What do we do with, Here we go.
04:53:22
Oh, the the 2000 people we're talking.
04:53:26
All this shit is really into.
04:53:28
Had to say. Yeah.
04:53:29
No more.
04:53:30
The man in the smoking weed
04:53:33
telling my ex-wife's, like, new boyfriend.
04:53:37
Oh, suck on your little daughter's pussy and soccer titties.
04:53:40
I'm a patrolman.
04:53:40
The asshole had
04:53:44
the claim that you were smoking weed.
04:53:47
That I even holding real close with real life.
04:53:49
The only like, this fake coconut version of.
04:53:51
Oh, suck on your little girl.
04:53:52
Those coconut fairies
04:53:55
over they are.
04:53:55
The real coconuts are right here.
04:53:56
The ones that they're holding are just like, gimmick shit.
04:53:59
And I asked myself if I want to party at my beach.
04:54:04
And I wanted to suffer a coco freak
04:54:05
when we were down and he was coming back up to Florida.
04:54:09
All right.
04:54:10
Well, no place that we wanted to stop.
04:54:11
It seemed like it would be clean enough or safe enough or we like every time
04:54:16
there was like a bunch of people, we thought it was way too crowded.
04:54:19
And every place
04:54:20
that we thought wasn't crowded enough, that was kind of dangerous.
04:54:23
Oh, you. That's even a crime. If I was sneaking into the country.
04:54:25
Welcome to southern Florida.
04:54:27
And everyone here has got a record.
04:54:29
America.
04:54:30
Apparently, according to Bad Bunny, doesn't know where he's from.
04:54:33
He's from America. Yeah, he is from America.
04:54:38
I enjoyed the Gulf of America for you all.
04:54:40
I know you did. You.
04:54:42
You were in the Gulf
04:54:44
down near the Gulf where you.
04:54:46
I was in the Gulf
04:54:48
with goal, wasn't I? Goal.
04:54:50
Maybe I was well up, not go up.
04:54:51
It's cool your man, you know.
04:54:54
Go on, play soon.
04:54:56
We have sugar canes
04:54:57
and we dangle from our electrical poles that are terrible power.
04:55:01
We like jewelry too. So,
04:55:05
people, so shitty jewelry.
04:55:07
We get married.
04:55:09
We get married to people, I imagine.
04:55:12
I didn't realize how,
04:55:13
like, stereotypical this whole fucking just by thinking about it.
04:55:17
It's like a giant stereotype.
04:55:19
Who? Okay, that
04:55:21
I kind of keep going, but I don't want to battle through the commercial.
04:55:23
That commercial. Go fuck it. So
04:55:25
they're trying to get the, NFL all over the world?
04:55:28
Yeah, we're talking about Bad Bunny.
04:55:30
Yeah.
04:55:32
And clearly, you know,
04:55:34
they want football in probably Africa, even South
04:55:38
Central America, South America.
04:55:42
Oh, shaking their ass.
04:55:43
Fuck yeah.
04:55:44
They're clearly targeting a demographic demographics.
04:55:48
They're pretty good.
04:55:48
Let me graphic I00 but
04:55:54
people that sat in the stands though couldn't even see the show.
04:55:57
Yeah, I would be a single white person out there.
04:55:59
Y'all get on the.
04:56:02
Well he he's dressed. There needs to be.
04:56:04
But I mean, I don't see why there wouldn't be.
04:56:05
It almost like there's a concerted effort to purposely not have a white person.
04:56:10
Now, if that were to be the other way around, if there was a concerted effort,
04:56:13
to only have just one demographic out there, that would be whites,
04:56:17
that would be the only instance, I guess, maybe Asian, because for some reason,
04:56:21
certain certain demographics who have that kind of power over
04:56:25
what they tell everyone.
04:56:26
Does he have some in his crotch here that is really darker.
04:56:29
It's like everybody's grabbing their shit land, you know?
04:56:33
Yeah. That's how they do this. Why?
04:56:34
Who do you think this is? Stuff.
04:56:35
This bro stuff that maybe that
04:56:38
was just the way the pleats in the pants.
04:56:41
But he's funny.
04:56:44
Yeah.
04:56:44
Many other people.
04:56:46
The battle.
04:56:50
Just will not go.
04:56:52
Oh, yes, I look you up.
04:56:53
What the fuck? Go.
04:56:54
Do they also love Rica? Cuz.
04:56:57
So then supposedly this is.
04:56:58
These are like the Super bowls are all lip sync like period.
04:57:02
My cousin.
04:57:05
You think this it sounds like.
04:57:06
But they're, they've got ways of audio.
04:57:08
Or they may even, like record a live version.
04:57:10
And then he just lip syncs over the live version.
04:57:12
That way it sounds more authentic,
04:57:15
but it's like he's stressing himself out too much.
04:57:18
Though.
04:57:18
During the sequel.
04:57:24
Where the fuck is that sound coming from?
04:57:27
My microphone.
04:57:29
It's me talking, you asshole. You know you're fucking in now.
04:57:32
No, I still hear the fucking cartoon, man.
04:57:34
But I closed every window.
04:57:35
Do you hear it too?
04:57:36
Nope.
04:57:39
Nope.
04:57:42
Fledge rants live this week.
04:57:44
We will be doing drugs.
04:57:46
You heard me right.
04:57:47
Drugs.
04:57:50
I have every window closed and I still hear it.
04:57:52
Except for the actual.
04:57:54
This one.
04:57:56
That means I have to.
04:58:04
So what's your point,
04:58:08
Next week on Flat Trans Live,
04:58:11
we'll be doing forward.
04:58:14
Never straight, always forward.
04:58:17
Yeah, I just I can even be like, you know, forward
04:58:20
in a book forward me an email forward.
04:58:23
I'm going with never straight always forward.
04:58:25
Oh so gay.
04:58:27
What do you mean never? Wait, what?
04:58:29
Whoa.
04:58:31
Like progressive but gay is there thing
04:58:35
never straight.
04:58:36
That's what I'm saying. But.
04:58:38
But you said going
04:58:40
never.
04:58:42
Holy shit.
04:58:43
It was coming through the chat.
04:58:46
Oh my God.
04:58:46
Wow. Chat was making noise.
04:58:50
No the chat.
04:58:51
Look click click on stream chat.
04:58:54
You'll see that's from. That's what the fuck that means.
04:58:56
Or where the fuck I find that bro?
04:58:58
Bro tabs across tabs is director stick up.
04:59:01
I don't know, you must use the old link, man.
04:59:04
You should check out the studio. That's pretty cool.
04:59:06
I've got. I don't know what that means.
04:59:09
I'm everywhere I need to be.
04:59:10
I'm pretty sure.
04:59:12
Does it say clone yard in the upper left, or does it not?
04:59:15
Yeah, well, right under.
04:59:17
See it says director then stingers. Okay, look.
04:59:19
Yeah, I've got the video covering that up.
04:59:21
I don't know what that is. I don't want to touch things.
04:59:25
Click on stingers.
04:59:26
That's way over there.
04:59:27
I was using the other fucking link playlist maker thing.
04:59:31
The one without any the the one with only thumbnails.
04:59:36
Yeah. Dude, I fixed it.
04:59:36
This is what we got to go over this. Yeah. So look. Oh, there you are.
04:59:39
You seen thumbnails?
04:59:41
There's the fucking.
04:59:45
Yeah.
04:59:46
You sure?
04:59:47
Yeah. What's up with this?
04:59:50
I guess you were playing around the.
04:59:52
Check it out if you don't.
04:59:53
Yeah, but if this if you don't like the order, it looks better.
04:59:56
Say you're using one more. Well, yeah.
04:59:58
I can't get the background. The background goes white no matter what I do.
05:00:01
No, I'm just saying like the they just look more dynamic.
05:00:05
It lights up green when you click on it.
05:00:07
That's new. I may have already said that
05:00:10
it automatically goes back to the video Ninja feed.
05:00:12
What? What is over?
05:00:13
Click it again to end it.
05:00:16
If you don't like the order, you can just drag it,
05:00:18
drag it and it'll change the order for you.
05:00:21
What is that stream chat?
05:00:23
Is any chance to come in to all?
05:00:24
But when I when I went over to Donna's Paul's it took it down.
05:00:27
I'm like well we got chat.
05:00:28
I missed all the chat.
05:00:29
I was like, what the fuck for?
05:00:32
Those are all Donna's.
05:00:33
So there was nothing then and then the week.
05:00:36
Weekly links is obviously where you launch the.
05:00:38
So it goes right there.
05:00:39
So I didn't even need to open the other two pages.
05:00:41
No. And eventually it's confusing.
05:00:43
I might want to anyway because I do like yeah you can I.
05:00:46
Yeah. Do it.
05:00:47
That's why I, I both I didn't like the tabs I, I got used to it
05:00:51
was I don't if I can open I couldn't write it in multiple delete.
05:00:56
So you just great. You gave me a perfect idea.
05:00:58
So you I'm going to be
05:01:00
you're going to be able to take the director tab
05:01:01
and just drag it to another monitor if you want. Right.
05:01:04
Kind of like you can with the full screen of the video I guess.
05:01:08
Right. That's what I have to do.
05:01:11
But there's no like fixing
05:01:13
the adage of like, okay, if I want to see what goes out to the public,
05:01:18
I do the picture in picture type deal, but it's still,
05:01:21
you know, it's going to be grainy.
05:01:22
Is that
05:01:23
is there anything that ever would be
05:01:25
remedied, or is there anything I can do on my end to make it different or.
05:01:28
Yeah, or just was is what it is.
05:01:30
You can check actually go to rumble accommodations
05:01:34
slash live and just see what it looks.
05:01:37
Yeah. No I want an in real time
05:01:40
so if yeah if we do that though it takes resource and then you can.
05:01:44
That's fine.
05:01:45
I mean I don't care. It's like it's turn off.
05:01:47
I just kind of wish review I'll send you the or I'll add the switch to your thing.
05:01:52
Well, when it's small
05:01:53
I can actually see it better than it is when it's bigger and grainy.
05:01:57
So sometimes I don't I don't know, I kind of wish I had like multiple.
05:02:02
Aspect ratios, multiple
05:02:04
orgasms, multiple screens,
05:02:08
littering and want to give me multiple.
05:02:11
No. I think there's a refractory period.
05:02:17
Now that you said perfect,
05:02:18
not that you can't battle through it and I give you all the incentive.
05:02:22
It's not comfortable.
05:02:23
Have you ever battled through it?
05:02:25
Like, sometimes it's just I got to go to sleep.
05:02:27
It's enough already.
05:02:28
So I like I'll fake the second one.
05:02:32
Now you just kind of like.
05:02:34
And knowing like, yeah, that had been more than enough.
05:02:37
And then then there's never any complaint.
05:02:39
But that's usually like on a very, very drunken late night.
05:02:42
Like that's like, oh, it's much harder if you're drunk.
05:02:45
I mean, it's much or sometimes like you think like, okay, like
05:02:49
I maybe go for a second one and then you realize
05:02:51
you're in over your head and you're like, you know what?
05:02:52
Maybe I shouldn't have attempted this or a third party.
05:02:55
And it's the same deal.
05:02:56
You've already committed that much, we're assuming.
05:02:58
Yeah.
05:02:58
You're like, you know, let me at least make it like, let me at least give it a
05:03:02
good old what do they call that?
05:03:05
I don't I don't want to say good old college.
05:03:08
Try something. Try. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Right.
05:03:10
Honors college. Yeah.
05:03:12
I feel like there's a different one that's maybe more offensive, but maybe not.
05:03:16
It's just insulting people that went to online college.
05:03:18
Yeah. That's what give it.
05:03:19
Give it the old online college. Try.
05:03:24
Look, on that day
05:03:27
they've got a good program over there in Phoenix.
05:03:31
I don't know if you're doing drops again.
05:03:33
I can't hear him again.
05:03:34
No, no I can't. I.
05:03:38
I mean I, I mean I can't, I don't know, it's just a
05:03:41
I can't I said I can't, no I can't yeah.
05:03:44
Yeah.
05:03:47
What are those.
05:03:50
Major things. Yep.
05:04:06
I'm fine.
05:04:07
Where is the bug and the.
05:04:43
The. Gary.
05:04:43
Oh, my God, that drives me crazy.