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Make sure. Yeah. They're working.
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We are active.
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I'm going to hit start stream.
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And Leila.
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Leila also.
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Are you muted?
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Keep happening right now.
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No okay. No.
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That always fucks everything up. Yeah.
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I was just practicing.
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E-i-e-i-o.
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Draw your Muted
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full speed ahead.
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Group D up.
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In 5432.
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Boop!
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Something's not happening.
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Nothing's happening.
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Back.
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Oh, no! Oh!
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Something's happening.
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No way.
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Fuck that shi...!
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Give it a rip.
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Oh! Slip.
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Smack!
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I'll break your producer's back.
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Know.
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And when I turn and comes along.
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You must forgive me for all the bullshit I drew long.
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You must let it go.
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And no one comes going wrong.
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You must get it. Now
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out of shape.
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Back up!
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We did back. Now we do. Forward.
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Rent ahead.
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Try to dissect it. My nature.
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It's not too late to fladge it.
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Fladge it good?
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And when the topic leaves you forward.
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Now you must fight it.
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No, no. Coleco vision.
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How do I start it?
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When the producers take sound to much?
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Spider.
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No one gets away until they it.
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I say Fladge it.
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Fladge it good.
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I say Fladge it, you know.
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Let him
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give her at the slip
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and skip on the fact.
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Blood leaks from your anus.
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And when I helicopters
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don't do much fighting before the urine turns around.
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Knew when the sun was going wrong.
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Knew.
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Now Fladge it
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with stone tape.
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Duct tape it up.
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Never straight.
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Always forward. Ahead.
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Try to deflect it.
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Not true. I can't wait to Fladge it.
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No! Look right.
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Scrape.
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I'll be never straight.
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Always forward. No proof ahead.
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Try to protect it.
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Try not to be late. To Fladge it.
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There is no dried.
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I'm magic.
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When the dog doing the hound.
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You must Fladge it roll the clip.
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Brady rewound.
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You must Fladge it your cue to draw no sound.
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You must.
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Fladge it.
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Watching Gary's as above, so below.
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Profound.
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Let your guard.
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When hot dogs sandwich
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debate is found you must Fladge it, Semen Ice cream toppings found.
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You must Fladge it.
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Chicken attack blood gushing outbound You must Fladge it.
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Monday 10PM Eastern, Fladge it good.
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Fladge it.
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Fladge it good. as above, so below.
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Roll the clip. Break.
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I ran Back.
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No determinism. You’re muted Drawer.
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What the dog Doing?
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Everybody scream.
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Produce me some produce.
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Fladge it.
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Fladge it good.
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Fladge it.
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Know for sure.
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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It's just a scripted comedy show.
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These guys are not
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experts, doctors, lawyers, therapists,
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or even particularly well adjusted.
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Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm
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or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people events is purely coincidental and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage, cognitive
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dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urge to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from H.R.
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will be hearing about this. By the way.
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Hi, Dave.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing,
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or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed in front of a live studio
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audience.
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The time is now.
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Some time in the future.
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live full steam ahead.
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I like to start with a,
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personal anecdote from my own life, and I've got a few.
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This time I was, backing out of the driveway.
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I had to work today, and like a creepy opening
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sequence in a Stephen King horror novel.
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A beach ball starts rolling toward me,
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like in my headlights, right in front of me.
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I didn't notice it. I didn't see it before.
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I started backing up, and I walked around the front of the truck.
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So I was there right where the the ball appeared. So.
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Here it is.
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This beach ball.
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Chased me
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down my driveway.
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So I stopped and I picked it up and rode shotgun all day.
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What else?
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It was really windy, so I assume that it blew over from the neighbor's yard.
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So, it's got a, bunch of signatures on it, like,
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looks like maybe an elementary school class with one teacher.
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Mrs..
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Whatever her name is, and then a bunch of stupid kids names.
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But we'll get into kids names in a moment.
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Last week
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I said I wanted to,
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suspend any sort of belief in,
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what we can't explain or,
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there's no empirical, basis to
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to believe or insufficient evidence.
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This week we're going to put that on.
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It's that 180 last week.
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We're going back this week. We're going forward.
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And, I
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want to suspend disbelief in things.
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Just because they're made up doesn't mean they're untrue.
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So, everything's on the table.
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We were created by aliens.
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The pyramids were built by giants.
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Sasquatch is real.
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All of it's on the table.
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Multi-dimensional travel. All of it.
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I do have another couple personal anecdotes.
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I never have this many, but, four kind of leads to it.
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I have two.
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Brother in laws are brothers in law.
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Yeah, that's the correct way to say that.
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Once doing my taxes right now.
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And the other one, is the, founder
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and CEO of Fast Forward Motorsports.
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And when he decided he wanted to start this organization,
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he, ordered a bunch of stickers.
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It's a cheap way to get your name out there.
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And no one noticed a typo, and they left out the first hour and forward.
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So, so it looked like toward
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was an F award. So
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that was the birth of fast
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forward Motorsports.
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I just thought that was an interesting story.
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In order to move forward
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in a, a smart way,
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in a goals oriented way and a way that,
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leads to a desired destination,
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it's important to look back and
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standing on the shoulders of giants.
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We we can pursue what it is that if
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if it's if it doesn't lead to something beneficial or,
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the desired results,
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you should dismiss it out of hand
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and leave it by the wayside.
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And with the laser beam focus, go after the goals.
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So set goals.
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And planned steps toward those goals.
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Forward.
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Now, there are
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four ways we can do this.
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The the don't like there's a way to stagnate.
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Although benchmarking processes
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that obtain desired goals
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and then repeating that process to
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because it works is a good way to go about things.
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Sometimes you could stagnate, but there.
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Okay, so the four ways moving forward, keep the things that work.
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That's the benchmarking.
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I was just talking about.
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Discard the things that don't work.
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Start doing things you weren't doing that
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are new, that you that will help.
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And this might be part of the third
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category, but the fourth one is
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begin again
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doing the things that used to work that you stopped doing in the past.
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Get more.
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Put a pin in that right that.
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There's, there's stuff
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that I want to bring back from the past like that.
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Bob's your uncle.
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If you haven't heard the phrase, it's
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like at the conclusion of something, and so,
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at that, like, so Bob's in, Bob's your uncle.
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We'll get into that.
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There are things that,
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have have faded away into the past,
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and,
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and maybe they're better off there.
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The name Gary.
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Has been
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under utilized since 1954.
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I read that somewhere.
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But women's names, there's a lot of them.
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Dorothy, Doris, Mabel. Gertrude.
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There's a bunch, of women's names that aren't utilized anymore.
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I just thought that was interesting.
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And, a few weeks ago.
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I'm so looking back here.
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So in order to move forward, because I wanted to see,
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I mentioned about a month ago that we're all crazy.
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Well, my particular brand of crazy
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is fairly harmless at its worst.
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It's creepy.
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My dark humor might be irreverent, but mostly I'm just goofy.
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Silly.
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Zany.
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And,
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So my next, next thing I want to get into and,
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oh, I, I'm supposed to remind draw not to swear.
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You you to draw not to swear.
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In this first hour, we're not going to get to controversial.
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This is controversial, as I'll get the word woke is misused
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in that it's the wrong part of speech,
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or the very least conjugated incorrectly.
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And I'm glad for that, because,
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by misusing it, it's letting us know
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it's cuckoo bananas like the people that we're
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the crazy
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cult uniform.
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You know, that, person you're not dealing with someone
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who's dealing in present reality moving forward.
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They're, they're practicing a backward ass religion.
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And the wide brimmed hat and the curlicues.
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We had neighbors that had these strings coming from their pants and and,
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and they only drove white cars.
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And that lets you know, you know, the this
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they're living in the past.
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Well, I asked them what the the strings were for,
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and it was to remind them to keep the commandments.
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And I said, well.
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I don't think I need anything to remind me to
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to not make graven images, because I don't think that's terribly important.
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Anyway. So back to woke.
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I would like to, since it doesn't matter, apparently.
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Anyway, I like, I prefer to be awake,
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know, aware of my surroundings,
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know what's going on, and pay attention.
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That's a wake.
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Woke is the wrong thing altogether.
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So hear me out on this.
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How about we woke or dropped the E
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two? This little thing from Star Wars.
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But before Jar Jar Binks, it was the most hated thing.
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And Star Wars.
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There it is.
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So is it woke or Iraq or,
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you know, is it freaking adorable?
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Let's kill this little thing. Get.
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I personally would rather embrace a cold, uncomfortable truth
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than, espouse a soft, warm, fuzzy lie.
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So that's where I'm coming at.
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You with with this.
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But, I got I got one more thing
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before we get into, the meat of the the argument here,
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and that is,
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do you know the words to the birthday song?
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Let me let me rephrase that.
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Do you know all of the words to the birthday song?
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And if your answer is still yes,
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I'll grant you the second verse.
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How old are you?
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What about the third verse?
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Do you know that one?
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Roll the clip, Brady.
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It has nothing to do with the birthday song.
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Cheers.
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Has more to do with Godzilla.
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Just spreading fully.
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And here it.
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As monsters continue to ravage our world,
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we look to the past for answers
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to save our future.
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But what secrets does this bygone era hold?
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Hello, I'm Gene Maldonado,
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and together we'll venture into the frozen mysteries of the past.
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This is living with monsters. And.
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After the rise of the super fauna in the 1950s,
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the unk began operation
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earthworm, a worldwide effort to study past mythologies
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and locate super fauna before they attack.
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These myths led to the discovery.
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Why are we watching monsters in.
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The mountain God for a.
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Dan in Australia a giant.
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I think we should go back to knowing the words of the Happy birthday song.
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What do you think? Finally, an underground.
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Can we sing Happy birthday to you?
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All right, here we go.
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Happy birthday to you.
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Happy to be to you.
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Happy birthday.
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Gary.
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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Isn't it like your quarter birthday or something?
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Yeah, it is to you. Okay. Just like this.
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Happy birthday.
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Okay, so if you want to hear the funny song, you're going to have to join us back
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when we join back on Rumble
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Ground.
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Mike Canada led to the giant carnival.
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What words are you talking about? About that song.
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The regular birthday song I didn't quite catch.
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Catch the.
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I'll tell you what.
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Sometimes I don't, fact check myself,
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and I don't know any of the other lyrics, but I'm assuming there's a third verse.
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So I will find it.
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Go ahead.
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You know how I like to talk about, Go back alley.
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Taffy.
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Put today ball back. Oh.
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All of the ancient megalithic structures.
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And I kind of avoid Stonehenge.
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I've got an interesting idea about Stonehenge.
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No, no, all of these
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these constructions, all these structures have, celestial alignments.
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And you can tell when they were made by the celestial alignment.
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Unless it's just a solar, like an Equinox lineup.
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And just like in the the,
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Indiana Jones movie, where he had to figure out how long the, the,
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the rod was to put the the gem on top at the right time of the right day,
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and I did it could have been March 21st
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or 22nd or whatever, you know, the next one that's coming up.
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And he stands it right in the right spot.
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So the sunlight shines through and the magic happens.
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Well, bunch of that happens.
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You know, the Sphinx is pointed due east, or.
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I'm not sure if that's even true, but,
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and that's something it does something.
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Okay, good.
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Those are probably words it says Brady, why are we watching this?
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Which is exactly what I already read, but I wanted to make sure
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we could just see it on the screen.
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Oh. Very good.
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So also says hi and welcome to Fly Drones Live.
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We are here every day 10 p.m.
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eastern.
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So this,
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the the alignment, at Stonehenge.
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I've got I've got a series at Stonehenge.
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I kind of avoid it because it's one of the most recent,
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and it's not really that special.
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It kind of looks like ruins.
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Well, okay, here's my new my latest theory, and I don't know if it's correct.
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And, I would love to check it out.
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My theory is, if you put a flat platform and set it on the top,
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it'll it'll come to rest at plane level.
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Flat? Exactly. Level.
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And I don't know if that's true.
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Say that again in case your producer was not listening.
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If you put a platform, flat,
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surface, materials
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across the whole top of the circle.
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My, my thinking here
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is that even to this day,
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that will you put a level on top of that platform?
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It'll it'll it'll show true.
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I don't know if this is true.
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I don't I just made it up.
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You just said, you know, it'll show. True.
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But you don't know if this is true.
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I think that's.
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Well, a way to move forward
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is to track and see a circle of towering size.
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Positive.
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See, they don't look even from here.
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Societies and arcane rites.
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No, it's pretty sure this doesn't look right.
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Has dominated the mad world.
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I don't think they were all put there at the same time.
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So maybe as they go out, they're not quite as accurately place.
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Generation of archeologists and visitors for centuries.
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The latest three dimensional analysis from Black Eye
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has uncovered details inside Stonehenge that we see this year.
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I thought we covered it.
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Maybe I'm beneath the rough and rugged stone exterior.
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Lie surface is finished. Oh, boy.
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This level of mechanical precision
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is completely meaningless for just like the physical place
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or just the topic in general, the details positioned far beyond any human gaze.
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The data now reveals a startling possibility.
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Perhaps we built this monument for the past.
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It looks like it could be flat level.
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I don't know, years.
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Well, I have no reason to believe that.
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But I would love to believe
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I'm going.
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There's other markers of precision, so why not
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level rise seem ridiculously impossible.
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But why though? What would be the purpose?
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Why exactly?
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To keep a ball balanced in the middle?
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Well, a lot of these things have these
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this accuracy that we can't even mimic to this day.
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And yes, we can,
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we can't.
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We have no reason to to spare the extra expense
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to make it perfectly plumb in most cases,
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because it doesn't matter.
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But it would be a huge expense for no good reason.
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So we don't bother the silent relic when it was actually a precision
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engineered device that demanded the most rigorous tolerances.
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The two millimeter tolerance
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and the futility of vision distracts from far fetched hypotheses.
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But from the very surface of the material.
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When the comprehensive laser scanning project of a monument was undertaken,
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the initial objective of the researchers
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was merely to produce a digital map for preservation.
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They anticipated discovering random chisel marks and large errors
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characteristic of prehistoric hand tools, where the only measuring
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the craftsman's arm span or hand breadth.
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But once the data was processed and disturbances from natural erosion
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eliminated, the three dimensional models of those colossal sarsen stones
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delivered a result that left modern engineers perplexed.
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All the country converged upon the interfaces
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of the horizontal lintel tones,
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those massive blocks
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weighing several tons that spanned across the tops of the vertical pillars
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at a height of approximately six meters above the ground.
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According to the usual construction logic of that period,
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these stones only needed to be pressed relatively flat to create their form
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anyway.
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Fine details like height would be utterly pointless,
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because the eye of an observer standing on the ground
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could not possibly discern a surface with tens two meter
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irregularities, or one that was flat to within one.
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So it must have been an alien landing base.
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Yet scanning data revealed a reality in complete opposition to no.
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And see, I'm saying suspend disbelief
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that jump off the friggin.
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Oh, okay. Wait. All right, let me back up some.
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Then.
00:24:27
It had, incredibly precise measurements for its time.
00:24:31
Even hard to mimic today, showing level of flatness across length of roughly two
00:24:37
meters on the stone face that looks like it's little penis sticking out.
00:24:40
Yeah, it's so rounded compared to the rest of the rough, hard.
00:24:45
It's like a little lady piece of the stand.
00:24:47
And notice I said penis is fluctuated by less than two millimeters.
00:24:51
That's the terminology value.
00:24:54
Two millimeters seems like a like flatness.
00:24:56
Using hard stone tools known as moles.
00:24:59
Round sandstone hammers discovered at the site,
00:25:02
the work needed to deliver millions of repeated blows
00:25:05
with extraordinarily precise force controls all of them
00:25:08
followed by a grinding process that demanded thousands of hours of labor.
00:25:12
Almost.
00:25:13
The problem arising here lies in the contradiction.
00:25:16
I got them all invested.
00:25:17
And the return game, got a monument.
00:25:20
Religious or power symbol, monument size and scale were always
00:25:25
the priority since they directly affected visual impact.
00:25:28
Oh, just cut to the chase. This is too long. Sorry.
00:25:30
I gotta get to where the holes are. Impressed.
00:25:32
Press through their height and the moai statue.
00:25:35
Are we interested in this or are we following?
00:25:37
It's not the most sophisticated.
00:25:39
A time intensive.
00:25:40
Give it over to these pilots.
00:25:41
For some reason, not a single person.
00:25:43
Not even a priest or tribal leader standing at the center of the circle.
00:25:45
They perceive the two millimeter deviation above their heads.
00:25:47
If one assumes that Stonehenge served as a temple for worship
00:25:49
or astronomical observation,
00:25:50
then fabricating the stones to a tolerance of two millimeters
00:25:52
constitutes an appalling and irrational squandering of labor resources.
00:25:54
It was almost wonder, attempting to polish the lunar surface
00:25:56
of a buried underground water pipe until it gleams like a mirror.
00:25:59
Nobody would undertake such a task merely for static reasons.
00:26:01
The presence of this precision compels us to reevaluate
00:26:02
the purpose of the stone surface.
00:26:03
In the realms of engineering, surface flatness that does not serve
00:26:06
beauty typically serves purposes of reflection or contact.
00:26:08
Telescope mirrors require extreme flatness to reflect light with accuracy.
00:26:11
Piston surfaces demand flatness to generate pressure.
00:26:12
When an ancient civilization allocates vast resources
00:26:14
to produce flatness within two millimeters in a location invisible
00:26:17
to all observers, they are not acting out of religious faith.
00:26:21
They do so for functional reasons.
00:26:23
That surface is not a decorative wall.
00:26:25
It functions as a technical element.
00:26:26
This introduces the first fracture in the conventional image
00:26:28
of primitive farmers wielding stone hammers.
00:26:30
Their working methods do not resemble those of sculptors,
00:26:32
but rather those of technicians machining a device that must be read.
00:26:34
The specifications.
00:26:36
If the stone tools cannot be permitted to deviate beyond two millimeters,
00:26:38
what might occur if the deviation reached five millimeters?
00:26:41
Why does such physical precision
00:26:42
hold such vital importance in an immobile structure?
00:26:44
This remains a question that says, typically theories are not correct,
00:26:48
or else they be fed concretized coffin and the superfluous or large
00:26:51
at an enigmatic technical standard, or tones connect to one another elevates
00:26:55
the suspicion to another. I can read it through from a distance.
00:26:57
Stonehenge resembles an enormous, you know, hypotheses. But,
00:27:02
is like
00:27:03
a construction principle, relying gravity and
00:27:07
these are accepted values.
00:27:09
An immense.
00:27:10
Yeah, but they're not proofs, but friction produced by they're still just theories.
00:27:13
Otherwise it would be a typical ground vibrations.
00:27:15
I think I understand what you're saying in basic physics.
00:27:18
Oh that's permanent.
00:27:19
I'm not starting you guys over a fourth grade.
00:27:22
No, but you can't skip over that.
00:27:23
They might they may not be facts.
00:27:25
They just haven't been disproven that a theory just hasn't been disproven.
00:27:28
You were disingenuous with your articulate explanation and definition.
00:27:33
You left out.
00:27:34
Oh no no no no no.
00:27:35
Yeah a hypothesis is just a guess.
00:27:38
Deeply into the stone.
00:27:40
Right? Right.
00:27:41
That's what your test.
00:27:43
Once you you've tested it and tested it and tested it
00:27:46
and tested it and tested it and failed to find any.
00:27:51
So why did you only test it seven times?
00:27:53
That bothers me.
00:27:55
I was,
00:27:57
I'm doing a large cast, and it'll get boring if I actually said
00:28:01
test it as many times as I was just trying to let you know
00:28:04
that I'm listening on a level that I never have before.
00:28:07
You should. I'm sorry.
00:28:09
I'm telling you, moving forward, we should be better.
00:28:14
I. I'm better every day, smarter every day.
00:28:19
Well, what did you learn here?
00:28:21
Two millimeter tolerance of the top of the.
00:28:23
It doesn't matter.
00:28:24
I learned that just because it doesn't make sense to us now in our
00:28:28
in our perspective, it's ridiculous to think that that has any weight.
00:28:33
I mean, it may have exact weight, but doesn't necessarily mean the.
00:28:37
Oh, because we couldn't observe it from down on the ground.
00:28:40
There's no reason for it. Therefore, you know, that's
00:28:44
I mean, it makes sense now, but maybe there's things
00:28:46
like maybe all engineers had to prove like, you know,
00:28:49
like a good engineer or a good builder will make even behind the wall look good.
00:28:53
It doesn't matter if people can't see it. Kind of a thing.
00:28:55
Maybe whoever built this, whoever the contractor general contractor
00:28:59
was, just was
00:29:00
finicky or particular, you know, I mean, that
00:29:03
that could be an explanation is my point.
00:29:06
Okay.
00:29:06
I remember an example like that.
00:29:09
I think it was Notre Dame Cathedral,
00:29:13
and I took the tour at Notre Dame and, the,
00:29:19
I don't know, the engineers that built it there was,
00:29:23
you know, this main guy that built the thing, and he knew
00:29:27
it was sound structurally, but,
00:29:30
the, the, the officials came in and said, no way, that'll that'll hold.
00:29:34
You need a pillar here and a pillar here.
00:29:37
So he went ahead and he put the pillars in your dog.
00:29:40
Sorry. It's
00:29:42
with a six inch clearance.
00:29:45
Those still don't touch.
00:29:48
Those are simply ornamental
00:29:50
because he was told to put them in.
00:29:53
I do have something else
00:29:56
that I wanted to include in my,
00:30:00
and my monologue, and that I want to get into that
00:30:02
now, this is,
00:30:05
as you may or may not know, I love my mathematicians,
00:30:09
Goethe's Euler, I, I like,
00:30:14
James Clerk Maxwell.
00:30:18
So, like, Turing and Babbage
00:30:20
or the fathers of computing, but,
00:30:24
I think we're overlooking Carl Friedrich Godel.
00:30:28
And, here's my explanation of Gödel.
00:30:33
He was born in Austria,
00:30:35
in 1908, I want to say.
00:30:40
But he was a contrarian and a hypochondriac.
00:30:44
Then that's a dangerous combination.
00:30:47
So, he had been to Princeton,
00:30:51
three times in the 1930s,
00:30:54
and so
00:30:55
he knew where he wanted to go when, World War two broke out.
00:30:59
That go. No
00:31:01
go, girl.
00:31:03
Good Ole,
00:31:05
he looks fat because he wasn't.
00:31:07
He was a very thin man.
00:31:09
He barely ate, and, he was taking medications for diseases.
00:31:14
He didn't have that Celsius hypochondriac think his contrary.
00:31:19
And thing was, he actually told Einstein the time doesn't exist. So,
00:31:25
guys, I went ahead and combined space time,
00:31:28
and, Google basically told him time doesn't exist, so it's tough to go
00:31:32
forward.
00:31:33
The reason I say time doesn't exist
00:31:36
is because the past doesn't exist.
00:31:39
It already happened.
00:31:41
The future hasn't happened yet, so it doesn't exist.
00:31:43
And the present is just the barrier between the two with no duration.
00:31:47
So time doesn't exist.
00:31:51
He had an
00:31:52
actual mathematical proof, so he went to, the University of Vienna,
00:31:57
and he was going to study, follow in the footsteps of Eisenstein.
00:32:02
But he got sucked into number theory,
00:32:06
and that's where he excelled.
00:32:08
And so he went ahead and pursued that career.
00:32:12
And, and so when it was time to flee from Austria,
00:32:17
because it was becoming part of the Third Reich instead of going west,
00:32:21
which he was trapped, he went all the way east, took a train,
00:32:26
thousands of miles across Siberia and and the USSR.
00:32:31
And then, and then a boat across the Pacific Ocean
00:32:36
to San Francisco and then to another.
00:32:39
Yeah.
00:32:39
Yet another long train ride all the way over
00:32:42
to Princeton, where,
00:32:46
or he became fast friends with Albert Einstein,
00:32:49
and they would walk and talk every day because, Einstein was contrary to
00:32:54
to the point of, not just dismissing
00:32:59
the Copenhagen or Copenhagen interpretation.
00:33:01
He dismissed quantum physics entirely. So,
00:33:07
and to
00:33:10
Godel's, refutation of the existence of time.
00:33:17
Einstein said
00:33:18
he he couldn't provide evidence
00:33:21
contrary to goal of proof, but they would
00:33:25
they would walk the campus every day and speaking German.
00:33:29
But, I'd say it was much older.
00:33:31
So, he passed away in his 70s, I believe.
00:33:35
And then that left Google to his own devices for over 20 years.
00:33:42
And, rumor had it, he would have,
00:33:45
one single egg and,
00:33:49
a sip of tea for breakfast.
00:33:52
If they were lucky, he would have green beans for lunch and maybe some carrots.
00:33:57
And like I said.
00:33:59
All these medications for diseases
00:34:01
he didn't have, and he was,
00:34:05
around 60 pounds when he finally passed away.
00:34:08
He was frail, tiny, thin, and one of the greatest,
00:34:14
logical thinkers
00:34:17
of his or any other time.
00:34:21
And that's Gödel, who I've never spoken about,
00:34:24
and I thought it deserved mention.
00:34:30
So let's go to.
00:34:36
Did you learn anything today?
00:34:38
No. Not yet.
00:34:39
I'm trying to to give you something like. He,
00:34:44
insisted that time doesn't exist.
00:34:47
Time doesn't exist.
00:34:50
Okay, imagine.
00:34:52
Think about it.
00:34:53
I think time was invented by the corporations because before that,
00:34:57
who said what is we all.
00:34:59
We're kind of in rhythm and in sync. We.
00:35:01
We got up and went to bed by the sun because there was no electricity or,
00:35:05
you know, we lived in pockets and tribes.
00:35:08
We did work to eat and survive.
00:35:12
You know, it was pretty much limited.
00:35:14
So obviously, yeah, that would be different.
00:35:19
Are you're muted.
00:35:20
I wore my,
00:35:23
you might not know what being gay,
00:35:26
but I wore my green socks.
00:35:28
And even the new Iran Ayatollah is gay.
00:35:32
But we're not going to talk about that.
00:35:33
To Rumble, we got to 11:00.
00:35:35
Orange. We?
00:35:38
We were looking for what?
00:35:42
You want the views.
00:35:43
You know, we're green,
00:35:45
but I.
00:35:46
I actually packed
00:35:48
I actually packed the green.
00:35:52
Why would you wear green?
00:35:58
Why would you do that?
00:35:59
Yeah.
00:36:00
What's the significance of green? Gary, I don't understand.
00:36:02
I'm part Irish.
00:36:05
What is? Okay.
00:36:06
What is that?
00:36:07
Actually, actually, I'm a green.
00:36:11
So you were part Irish, so let's just go with that.
00:36:13
Fuck it.
00:36:14
What does that have to do with green?
00:36:16
I'm confused. It's the color of money.
00:36:24
I like money.
00:36:26
You mentioned Irish.
00:36:27
You mentioned green.
00:36:28
Explain.
00:36:29
Please explain.
00:36:39
I misspoke.
00:36:40
What? What? Coming up,
00:36:42
Saint Patrick's day.
00:36:43
Where do you know that means people named Patrick.
00:36:46
And the traditional color of Saint Patrick's Day is orange.
00:36:51
And a lot of, I don't know, realized that I don't follow.
00:36:54
I don't understand what Saint.
00:36:57
Saint I don't know that means I say,
00:37:00
I said, say yes.
00:37:03
Fight! Yes. You're getting around the bush.
00:37:05
That's okay.
00:37:07
Skating around the bush.
00:37:08
I like that, I said.
00:37:10
Thanks, Patrick. Good.
00:37:12
Yeah.
00:37:13
You did that on purpose because you know where I was going.
00:37:15
I don't want to do that shit.
00:37:16
Yeah, you're a good look at this thing.
00:37:18
We're going to celebrate. And then you're like, oh shit.
00:37:20
Yes, like that as a religious context.
00:37:21
But let me let me hide it.
00:37:24
It says while green is the primary color associated with Saint Patrick's
00:37:27
Day, orange represents
00:37:28
the Irish Protestant minority, honoring William of Orange or the Saint.
00:37:33
What I say protesting, I say
00:37:36
I am no, no, I but then if you read further,
00:37:39
it says why is it bad to wear orange on Saint Patrick's Day?
00:37:43
Okay.
00:37:43
Why is that, something about being an Irish unionist.
00:37:47
You're better off wearing a blue
00:37:50
treasury.
00:37:51
Orange? I'm sorry.
00:37:53
Like, go to vocative color with negative connotations.
00:37:58
If someone is offended by the color
00:38:00
I'm wearing.
00:38:05
That one's offended by the color you're wearing.
00:38:06
Just why are you wearing it?
00:38:09
What? What are you.
00:38:09
What are you honoring?
00:38:11
I am honoring coat color.
00:38:15
No, no, I just, I had to wear some color.
00:38:18
You're honoring a saint.
00:38:20
Just say it.
00:38:21
You're religious saint.
00:38:23
Hey, Saint Patrick,
00:38:26
I don't know anything about Saint Patrick.
00:38:28
So why are you wearing green?
00:38:31
I had to wear a color.
00:38:34
Cultural.
00:38:35
Gary.
00:38:37
Appropriate Christian misappropriation.
00:38:39
This under appropriation. And then you want to sit here and go.
00:38:42
No need me to empty
00:38:43
like you like, want to pretend to fit in even though you, like, want to condemn.
00:38:48
Why is my air conditioning on?
00:38:49
Hold on. Oh, that's a clue.
00:38:54
Certainly answered here.
00:38:56
Oh, no, it's definitely not.
00:38:58
Because there's no.
00:38:59
Oh, it's a bad it's a clear it's just a very bad.
00:39:03
But there's snow on this one.
00:39:04
Yeah. That's snow there.
00:39:06
Guess I'm on the roof. It's a roof.
00:39:08
Shitty fucking.
00:39:09
Yeah I got nailed by it.
00:39:10
That's why I got home at, 958.
00:39:16
It was not good.
00:39:18
They almost never leave the chair.
00:39:19
What was I doing?
00:39:20
And you were ranting at Gary about being.
00:39:22
I almost never leave the.
00:39:24
You're ranting at Gary about being a hypocrite.
00:39:28
Continue. Yeah.
00:39:29
It's typical.
00:39:31
I got up for something.
00:39:31
You know what I mean?
00:39:33
Sure.
00:39:39
Oh, there we go.
00:39:40
That sounds better.
00:39:43
So don't let me derail the show here.
00:39:45
I t must have moved.
00:39:48
Gary. Timo.
00:39:52
Or this one dog out.
00:39:54
There's a blizzard going on here.
00:39:56
Yeah, there was a blizzard going on here.
00:39:57
T that's what I you must have missed that.
00:39:59
I just said that I got trapped in it.
00:40:00
What should have taken me about 22 minutes to get home took almost 40.
00:40:05
And I was the first one down, the first one down the road.
00:40:07
So I was just guessing.
00:40:10
I think I was gone so far down the rabbit hole
00:40:12
that we've just literally gone weather, you know?
00:40:16
No, he just stepped outside for a minute.
00:40:17
It's it's a side little tangent, non-sequitur, if you will.
00:40:21
Banter. We call it banter.
00:40:23
I mean, that's not what that is.
00:40:24
Doesn't that's not what that is.
00:40:27
No. Well, I mean sure.
00:40:30
Yeah.
00:40:30
Well yeah. But no, because I said so,
00:40:35
I was that I have this new button for when Gary leaves.
00:40:38
Welcome, Gary.
00:40:39
We have heard this before over detection of it.
00:40:42
You see over detection is the tendency
00:40:44
for lifeforms like me to rule around when you hear rustling.
00:40:48
Now, the predator and I were all around.
00:40:50
I stand a significantly better chance.
00:40:52
It just goes on like that for 16.5 minutes, just in case I whirling around.
00:40:56
Oh that's excellent. Good.
00:40:59
You were in a green head.
00:41:00
Worley around the world.
00:41:03
Three Packers.
00:41:04
It looks like blue or green and yellow.
00:41:06
Blue and yellow.
00:41:07
It's actually a baseball baseball cap,
00:41:11
I don't.
00:41:12
What do you mean, baseball cap?
00:41:16
Every time I left the house,
00:41:17
my grandmother would ask,
00:41:20
where's your cap?
00:41:23
Cap is another word for a pat, or.
00:41:25
I like how you.
00:41:27
I like how you associate wearing a, a hat,
00:41:30
a brimmed hat with with playing the sport of baseball.
00:41:34
It's the opposite you would like in wearing the basketball shoes?
00:41:38
It's a baseball cap.
00:41:40
It's a baseball or tennis shoes.
00:41:42
Just to play tennis.
00:41:43
You would wear basketball shoes just to play basketball.
00:41:46
You would wear, you know, me, I would just.
00:41:50
Tigers have transcended the manner in which they started.
00:41:54
No. And for you, just hold them.
00:41:57
I mean, would you just go, okay, black people, you only belong in Africa.
00:42:01
I mean, would you go that far?
00:42:03
I mean, because that's essentially what you're saying. Look
00:42:06
responded.
00:42:08
Yes. That to,
00:42:10
I, I've been blaming myself for burying my head in the sand,
00:42:14
not paying attention to what's going on.
00:42:15
But lately I've been actually watching a lot of, professional poker and,
00:42:20
what drives me crazy is they call it a sport.
00:42:24
It might be a lot of things.
00:42:25
It's a game like. Yeah, I'll deal with that.
00:42:28
But calling it a sport is going way, way too far.
00:42:32
I like, oh, you're like, I'm going to start paying attention
00:42:34
to more important things.
00:42:35
And you're like, poker tournament.
00:42:38
No, I said, I'm I'm burying my head in the sand.
00:42:41
And you said you were going to start bearing your head in the sand.
00:42:43
I thought,
00:42:45
and I wish I maybe moving forward
00:42:48
I should, but move ahead.
00:42:54
Oh, the the the diva song, I remember that.
00:42:58
Oh, it's not John
00:43:01
Jug was featured in the,
00:43:03
the the opening song.
00:43:07
He also provided the rolling clip.
00:43:09
Brady Godzilla.
00:43:11
He was featured in the opening song.
00:43:12
What song is it?
00:43:14
Sledge. It.
00:43:19
Can I say that in the first hour?
00:43:21
I have to listen back.
00:43:23
Okay.
00:43:25
Can we call our followers?
00:43:27
He walks.
00:43:29
No, I think that's trademark.
00:43:32
Brady I think you muted
00:43:35
I don't I don't think so.
00:43:37
Call 5863 ranch three.
00:43:39
Go ahead.
00:43:41
I've also got another personal anecdote.
00:43:44
That this golf course was
00:43:47
was in part designed by John Madden of Gucci.
00:43:51
And I usually don't use someone's
00:43:54
full name, but, man, he has had a lot.
00:43:57
What do you do?
00:44:00
Designing a lot of the
00:44:01
courses, the local course, the metro Detroit disc golf courses.
00:44:04
And he's put a lot of work in and gets very little compensation for it.
00:44:09
But he does a lot of good for, the sport
00:44:13
and my small, my small world.
00:44:16
No, no, we played at the very opening, the big show.
00:44:21
Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Okay. Yes, yes.
00:44:24
And, I just wanted to give credit where credit's due.
00:44:28
Also, make myself involved by telling you
00:44:32
that, you know, how I went to University of Phoenix?
00:44:36
It was an online.
00:44:37
I went to brick and mortar.
00:44:38
There's a Troy, Michigan campus.
00:44:42
I don't think going to the Troy, Michigan library
00:44:44
and having an online class counts as brick and mortar.
00:44:48
No, no, no, I we went to the Troy Library for our,
00:44:51
our learning group meetings or study team, whatever it was called.
00:44:56
And, but John Matic could you wasn't up
00:44:58
my my, in my group,
00:45:02
but he was in my class for my entire degree program.
00:45:08
I went to school with John Manicotti
00:45:11
and the small world part of this is
00:45:14
although they didn't go to high school together, my wife's high school
00:45:18
job and John met a coach's wife's high school job were at the same place.
00:45:23
So in high school, our wives worked together.
00:45:27
In college, we went to school together.
00:45:30
John and it whoa.
00:45:35
That's quite a yeah.
00:45:37
We didn't put it all together till, you know, 30 years
00:45:39
later.
00:45:47
Breaking news.
00:45:47
This just in that happened 30 years ago.
00:45:50
This just in.
00:45:51
There are no other words to the happy birthday song.
00:45:55
Oh come on.
00:45:57
Okay, so you do know all the words that I was asking?
00:46:00
I was just asking, you know, and I looked, I looked and I looked and I looked
00:46:03
there seems to be two variation about how old are you now or not?
00:46:06
That's pretty much from Good Friend.
00:46:08
Oh well, from good friends and true from old friends and new.
00:46:11
Make good luck, go with you and happiness to, I don't
00:46:16
I think I nailed it by, Nobody knew those.
00:46:21
So there I had to go.
00:46:23
I had to go to the BBC to find that. Happy birthday to you.
00:46:25
Happy birthday to you.
00:46:26
Happy birthday to whoever it is. Happy birthday to you.
00:46:29
Then that line and then. And there's a second. How old are you now.
00:46:31
But we always say that one. How old are you now? Right
00:46:35
then there's one.
00:46:35
The version.
00:46:36
Are you, Is are you now?
00:46:39
Are you now is never part of it.
00:46:43
Birthday till.
00:46:46
Oh, no.
00:46:47
You still got to wait till rumble.
00:46:49
I, I can live in a zoo.
00:46:53
I don't think you can, but I don't think little.
00:46:57
You can, I smell like a monkey.
00:47:01
And I look like one to.
00:47:04
And that song
00:47:05
sung to me as a child growing up.
00:47:08
But you don't like my pop,
00:47:11
Jordan.
00:47:11
I can't see it.
00:47:13
Let's see it. Oh.
00:47:16
Oh, crap. What?
00:47:17
I got turned the wrong way.
00:47:20
It's town club, green apple.
00:47:22
Yeah.
00:47:24
Shouldn't it be some kind of mint?
00:47:27
Oh, that would be so gross.
00:47:29
Hey, does it have ingredients?
00:47:30
Do me a favor.
00:47:31
Faygo started putting sucralose.
00:47:34
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
00:47:36
Is it in town?
00:47:36
Club too?
00:47:38
Yeah, yeah.
00:47:40
No, I don't believe you. Oh, it's work.
00:47:42
It always was not there when I.
00:47:45
Oh, no no no no. Back in the day it wasn't.
00:47:47
But yeah when they had the bottling right there in Utica
00:47:51
I can't read it.
00:47:52
Let me see if I can zoom in.
00:47:55
Yeah.
00:47:55
It's still too blurry.
00:47:57
Oh wait. Try not to.
00:48:00
You got the old man jitters.
00:48:05
I'll just assume that you know how to read.
00:48:07
I don't, but, since I think your low sucks
00:48:12
since I distributed it for 20 years,
00:48:14
I'm very aware.
00:48:17
Oh, is that I worked for.
00:48:19
I worked for that company on top of the other company I work for.
00:48:23
Was it the same company?
00:48:26
Which question would you like me to answer?
00:48:27
One at a time.
00:48:28
I'm trying to be coded because I don't want to like out you
00:48:30
if we've already talked about it. I'm just trying to really.
00:48:32
I'm really trying to draw.
00:48:34
Kind of really jarred me that one day with whatever I said or took a picture.
00:48:38
Sorry, I'm getting a little choked up. So. But.
00:48:42
The Metropolitan Detroit Snapple
00:48:45
distributor is also why you gotta bring up the picture, bro.
00:48:49
Now, people, it's an issue.
00:48:50
They're going to go back
00:48:54
to. The club was on that same truck
00:48:56
and yeah, he owns Town Club,
00:48:59
but they go to the right from Snapple,
00:49:03
not they go to.
00:49:04
Oh, there's a lot of Faygo in that warehouse.
00:49:09
But when I also Frito-Lay, I used to wait for a dark time
00:49:13
at the Faygo plant, and we would go last even if a truck came in after me.
00:49:19
They were talking about actually the insertion of, one man's glands
00:49:22
into the foreskin of another.
00:49:26
And space stacking.
00:49:27
Anything different?
00:49:31
That was also thought to me by drug.
00:49:35
Well, where is he?
00:49:36
He should call in at five. Oh, wait, I don't have the number.
00:49:38
My don't call in.
00:49:39
It's not even turn on, you know, listen, I, I'm sure you listening
00:49:44
to other podcasts or to him too much more important than ours.
00:49:47
I agree with that. We're kind of small.
00:49:50
I kind of like it that way.
00:49:51
I don't know, I think we're pretty above average in size.
00:49:56
I'm. I'm large.
00:49:57
I am, yeah,
00:50:00
sorry, but.
00:50:03
Well, for brains, I was told I was a medium.
00:50:07
Yeah.
00:50:07
You're like this medium, that extra medium.
00:50:10
But hold on like an Italian medium is like a regular white person's like, you know.
00:50:15
Yeah, yeah. 12.
00:50:16
So it's like a medium except wider.
00:50:19
He claims six feet tall.
00:50:21
He's almost six feet tall.
00:50:22
Are you, like, in my pants?
00:50:24
Yeah.
00:50:26
I've got, like, green pants on.
00:50:29
Why is it it matches?
00:50:32
My God, you dirty.
00:50:34
What do they dream when you sat down for stole
00:50:37
a religious holiday?
00:50:40
Is it
00:50:42
that does it?
00:50:43
It does seem a little. A saint mean to you.
00:50:45
I don't know,
00:50:47
engineered in the lions.
00:50:49
Insignificant. So why are you celebrating?
00:50:53
I like green stuff.
00:50:55
It seems pretty significant if you're celebrating.
00:50:57
I don't know,
00:50:59
you tell me.
00:51:00
You're the one who said I don't have a single ounce of green on.
00:51:03
Nor do I really own much green.
00:51:04
I don't just I don't decide to either.
00:51:07
And and I wear and I wear this.
00:51:09
I wear this all the time, but I don't really show it. But it's like, it.
00:51:12
I don't understand why.
00:51:13
Why you're saying, oh, I'll tell you what, you guys suck
00:51:17
and I am festive.
00:51:19
Festive? In what manner I don't understand.
00:51:21
Oh, no. Festive. We suck again.
00:51:24
So what
00:51:27
you're saying that being, having, being religious is festive?
00:51:31
So let's try something. No.
00:51:33
Think of Mount Rushmore because they are not ranked one through four.
00:51:37
It is just, oh, they're not four.
00:51:39
So Gary, what are your most most significant
00:51:42
holidays that you celebrate that you know are
00:51:46
Christmas.
00:51:47
And I appreciate sir.
00:51:48
But then again, I don't do much for Easter, but I do for Christmas.
00:51:51
I love Christmas to Saint Patrick's Day.
00:51:55
What's the fourth?
00:51:56
The Saint.
00:51:59
I bet you you eat the.
00:52:00
I bet you you eat the shit out of some donuts right before lent, don't you?
00:52:06
I miss Poochie day.
00:52:08
Do you do you not eat during Lent
00:52:12
on Friday for.
00:52:15
Oh, I would not.
00:52:17
I you know what?
00:52:18
Here's a freezer for fried Terry's.
00:52:21
Terry's Friday fish, beer battered fish.
00:52:24
Yeah.
00:52:25
Honestly, I love a fish fry.
00:52:28
And they just happen to hold them on a Friday
00:52:33
especially, you know, go out of your way
00:52:36
to not eat meat on Friday during lent.
00:52:39
No. Have you ever
00:52:42
know in the last
00:52:43
I'd say, have you ever abstained or eat meat on Friday, which is like 50?
00:52:47
You know, it's a that's a Catholic thing.
00:52:50
I was raised Protestant.
00:52:52
Here's our oh no budget tip of the week.
00:52:55
If you are not, participating
00:52:58
Catholic or whoever else abstains during lent.
00:53:01
Arby's has some awesome deals through March.
00:53:03
You can't believe what they're giving away.
00:53:05
Their sales must drop a tiny bit.
00:53:09
I don't know, Buffalo wings used to have,
00:53:10
some pretty good fish, options during lent, which I liked.
00:53:14
And I wish they had them around.
00:53:15
I don't know if they still do that shit, though.
00:53:17
Who? Bennigan's.
00:53:19
Buffalo wild wings.
00:53:20
Sorry, I do have a cold.
00:53:22
No. What's the difference?
00:53:24
Bennigan's.
00:53:25
Buffalo wild wings
00:53:28
out here.
00:53:29
Buffalo Wild Wings should be sued.
00:53:31
They're suing things that aren't wings and calling them wings.
00:53:33
If any other food company did that, they would get.
00:53:35
So here's some weird dude.
00:53:37
My my girlfriend and I were at fucking, Gordon's chicken.
00:53:42
Yeah, we're at Gordon Food Service and this bitch.
00:53:44
Which is funny because, the bar
00:53:46
I was just at the five minutes and you can start swearing.
00:53:49
Well, so she is literally working at Wingstop
00:53:53
or in Wingstop gear and going in there and just buying like Gordon,
00:53:56
you know, and I get that a lot of these places are stocked by Cisco
00:53:59
and Gordon Food Services.
00:54:00
But to oversee the work everything is picking up extra wings
00:54:04
and it's like, oh, we can just buy those same ones like they're right there.
00:54:07
You know, I did. I, we yeah, we do that.
00:54:10
Yeah I have a whole freezer that is just Gordon food, not Cisco because I don't.
00:54:15
Where do you got to go?
00:54:15
A restaurant supply company to get that shit.
00:54:17
I don't know, I don't know, I just, but I mean, Cisco is also doing all the Cisco
00:54:22
also does all the jails, the the the schools, you know, the everything.
00:54:27
There was just a show I just saw and one of the food shows was like
00:54:30
they traveled all across the country.
00:54:32
They've been doing it for years, but over the last few years,
00:54:34
everything tastes exactly the fucking same.
00:54:37
Hell, you can go to fucking Cancun, Mexico and get the same exact
00:54:40
fucking McDonald's French fries everywhere.
00:54:43
You know, you drop five bombs.
00:54:44
Did it?
00:54:46
Yeah. It was. I was kind of.
00:54:47
It was kind of up to prove a point from bitch over here.
00:54:50
Bitch talker, I was. You're right. I went a little.
00:54:53
Did I go a little loose?
00:54:55
A little bit.
00:54:56
I try to make a point.
00:54:58
What we're going to do now, though, is we're going to,
00:55:00
probably just cut over to rumble.
00:55:01
Unless you want to do something else.
00:55:03
Is there any YouTube things do we have?
00:55:04
I got they want to make me unleashed a dragon.
00:55:09
Most of my stuff.
00:55:10
Cisco references.
00:55:11
For all my Cisco fans out there.
00:55:15
Oh, like the Cisco Kid?
00:55:17
No. Cisco, thong song.
00:55:20
Cisco. Let's play.
00:55:21
Can't
00:55:23
you maybe make a booty go then?
00:55:24
And then? This is funny then.
00:55:28
But it was the audio one.
00:55:31
Yeah, yeah, I actually want to hear it
00:55:33
rather than read it thinking it's inside the other.
00:55:36
You can you hear it and then you can run off before it can jump back out.
00:55:39
The audio was on somehow.
00:55:41
He said he managed it once, but about a second after he started running,
00:55:44
he caught his balls on a door handle and ended up rolling around on the floor.
00:55:48
And I, while his consciousness watched him from the mirror, pissing itself.
00:55:53
I don't think your consciousness can go inside a mirror.
00:55:56
Oh my gosh, this is a perfect segue.
00:55:59
We, yeah, it's a non sequitur to worry about.
00:56:02
No, no, no, it's a sequitur.
00:56:04
I think he just said it comes rolling society.
00:56:07
I'm sorry.
00:56:08
We we can't cut over to YouTube quite yet
00:56:10
because I have the story that fits right with this.
00:56:11
Did you know when you posted this link?
00:56:15
I'm not prepared.
00:56:16
You guys talk about something else while you're in it.
00:56:20
I posted this and I did not know that.
00:56:23
I still don't currently
00:56:26
know what you're about to play.
00:56:29
I'm going to find it.
00:56:31
So I will be surprised as I am
00:56:38
so, do you have a moment?
00:56:42
I do, so I don't I don't
00:56:44
I didn't know your audience, but, so there was a local. Wow.
00:56:47
There was a hunting. Hunting?
00:56:48
The Huntington Woods man who was in his, I think, late 20s, early 30s,
00:56:53
who, had passed away clearing trees.
00:56:58
And, the family had had started a GoFundMe. Me?
00:57:02
Yes.
00:57:05
And this house is not, you know, that far away from places
00:57:09
I frequent occasion, on occasion.
00:57:13
I don't know how we can frequent them on occasion, but,
00:57:17
yeah, frequently on occasion.
00:57:19
And there was, like, a huge lot of cars outside of this house
00:57:23
that, you know, is the from the person who passed away.
00:57:28
Right.
00:57:29
This GoFundMe me is, 207 plus thousand dollars.
00:57:33
The person was a city worker, so.
00:57:36
And the house was the house that they lived
00:57:39
in was actually sold in 2000, I think.
00:57:41
Seven, if I'm not mistaken, for $109,000, houses in that area.
00:57:49
I think the current rate, I think the house could
00:57:53
price over 350 to 400,000, I think, right.
00:57:57
So they could have put a lot of work into that house,
00:58:00
but I would assume city would take care of stuff.
00:58:03
So there was also, because my, my bitch pays attention and stuff.
00:58:08
And so there was like a go Fund Me that got
00:58:11
brought apart by a fake
00:58:13
HOA that actually got flagged and got taken down because, Oh,
00:58:17
it was, it was in like there was already a GoFundMe for like, made by the family.
00:58:22
So I don't know why this secondary party is trying to, like,
00:58:26
like, fraud type stuff, you know what I mean?
00:58:27
But and I'm not saying this is all fraud.
00:58:30
I'm just saying it's kind of interesting.
00:58:31
Like, it said, that the guy passed away.
00:58:33
There's been a lot of, tree went down in my front yard.
00:58:35
I, and so I was still half halfway clearing it out.
00:58:41
Yeah. I'm.
00:58:43
And it is interesting this, you know,
00:58:45
there was the, celebrity situation that we brought up
00:58:49
with freaking the Pawn Stars, dude, James Van Der Beek.
00:58:53
And you just assume, like,
00:58:54
those celebrities are reaching out because, you know,
00:58:56
obviously, as a celebrity is reaching out, they must need help.
00:58:59
Neither of those people needed help.
00:59:01
And in my opinion,
00:59:02
my best educated guess is that this person does not need help either.
00:59:06
This GoFundMe me
00:59:07
situation has completely blown up to where if you have any situation,
00:59:10
you might as well just throw a go fund me out there because yeah, you know what?
00:59:14
If people want to donate to you, what is it against?
00:59:17
You're the asshole for for for bringing this up and going
00:59:20
200 207 K in a go fund me for somebody who was a city worker who probably gets
00:59:26
benefits based on a death, I'm pretty sure there's insurance
00:59:30
that's all situated into that shit
00:59:32
to where you're going to get what you need for, funeral costs and all that.
00:59:36
Especially when the house that you lived in was purchased in 2007 for $109,000.
00:59:40
I'm pretty sure you would have paid that off by now.
00:59:42
So 207 K in this go fund me.
00:59:46
And again, there was a lot of cars all weekend outside this house.
00:59:49
So it's not like you're short of family and friends that can help you out. So
00:59:54
I don't know, it just seems kind of weird, but unfortunately,
00:59:56
Huntington Woods, man, I forget what is, I don't know, his name is.
00:59:58
I didn't want to pull up
00:59:59
to too many specifics, because I don't really want this to,
01:00:01
you know, be your thing.
01:00:03
But I noticed this GoFundMe, and it's weird.
01:00:06
I think it would be irresponsible.
01:00:08
It would be like turning away money.
01:00:10
If you don't do it.
01:00:12
But why don't you do it for everything?
01:00:14
You know, I've got,
01:00:17
I've got a because I got an asshole neighbor.
01:00:20
I want to get a survey.
01:00:21
So should I do a go fund me for other people to pay for my service?
01:00:23
Because it's not my fault.
01:00:25
I've got an asshole neighbor right there.
01:00:27
My idea was to provide strippers for my birthday party.
01:00:32
At least to be honest, I'm saying.
01:00:35
What are you talking about? Hold on. Wait, what?
01:00:36
I wasn't invited, I wasn't invited here.
01:00:39
I know.
01:00:41
Oh, okay.
01:00:43
You guys really don't watch the show, do you?
01:00:45
There were male strippers, weren't there?
01:00:46
That's why.
01:00:48
So what was the incredible segue?
01:00:49
I forgot it was so long ago.
01:00:51
Now you're going to go to this video, and I had long enough for you to pull it up.
01:00:56
Oh, yeah.
01:00:56
My man Paul says it.
01:00:57
Look in a mirror for about an hour.
01:00:59
It's possible to trick your consciousness into thinking it's inside the other. You.
01:01:04
And then it reminded me that Gary said that it's impossible
01:01:08
for us to if we somehow transfer our consciousness
01:01:11
to some other machine, that it's not right.
01:01:15
Something like that.
01:01:16
Yeah. I would disagree that I think that that's exactly you.
01:01:20
But I do it to.
01:01:21
No, you're wrong.
01:01:22
It's witty. It's.
01:01:23
You ready?
01:01:25
There's a fruit fly around right now that was never born.
01:01:28
It is entirely simulated.
01:01:29
Scientists
01:01:30
took a real fly's brain, mapped every single neuron, dropped it in a body,
01:01:33
and I don't know, thinking they act exactly. Do that. But like a fly.
01:01:36
No training data? No, I just biology copied.
01:01:40
And the company behind it says humans are next.
01:01:42
So this is Michael Andre and he's part of the team that did it.
01:01:44
So we've uploaded the fruit fly.
01:01:45
We took the Kinect home of the fruit fly brain,
01:01:47
applied a simple neuron model and used it to control a physics
01:01:50
simulated body, closing the loop from there, doing that
01:01:52
with like, dead people with just their like voice and 91% behavior.
01:01:56
Like, I think that's Frankenstein and that's that's called programing.
01:02:01
And yeah, yeah.
01:02:03
What do you mean, mechanical zombie human?
01:02:06
You mean a human body means mechanical zombie?
01:02:09
What do you mean? What do I mean? You mean.
01:02:10
I don't think so bad to me.
01:02:13
All right, let's define like activity.
01:02:15
I don't think 91% of regular behavior is a zombie.
01:02:18
I think it's everybody you deal with every day.
01:02:21
There's no way you could tell this fly.
01:02:23
It's indistinguishable from another fly.
01:02:25
Even it doesn't know that it's a simulation.
01:02:28
You know that it's not real.
01:02:30
It's a copy.
01:02:31
And it's the same.
01:02:33
That's that's the interesting thing about simulation theory.
01:02:37
It doesn't have a fly soul.
01:02:38
No, I'm implying that a soul doesn't exist.
01:02:41
It's just our way to try something.
01:02:44
What?
01:02:44
What is it? So, like.
01:02:46
Wait, you're taking hold on.
01:02:47
I'm saying
01:02:48
there isn't, like a magical soul that, like, leaves our body when we die.
01:02:51
But there is some kind of connection that we can't put into words.
01:02:54
The best we've come up with is soul.
01:02:57
Right?
01:02:57
I've taught you something that's.
01:03:00
What is this control mechanism that you taught nature that exists.
01:03:03
You can't deny that.
01:03:09
Tangible.
01:03:09
Incapable. Thank you. You can't, you can't.
01:03:11
And you, you you didn't. So thank you.
01:03:15
Tangible. Tangible.
01:03:16
Can we agree that their things exist even if they're not tangible?
01:03:20
They.
01:03:23
Got them.
01:03:24
And you just say, hey. All right, let's go. Tomorrow.
01:03:26
He'll be right back.
01:03:27
Is a sign a new fucking part.
01:03:30
You should just go over to find a new dog.
01:03:33
Jesus Christ.
01:03:35
Okay.
01:03:38
The most
01:03:40
crude proclamation of the strange speech I know is of.
01:03:45
No, no.
01:03:46
Therefore, we know that the first
01:03:49
uncensored banner go read this
01:03:52
disclaimer served with a sign of flag humor.
01:03:55
Look, we're here for a good time, not a politically correct time.
01:03:58
All right?
01:03:58
I like to cut over right in the middle of a good juicy story to
01:04:02
kind of spread some joy.
01:04:03
What else are we going to be told? So here goes.
01:04:06
This would also be where we cut over for, the sole purpose of our Weekend
01:04:10
Update post.
01:04:11
Or any random loud yeah, you're funny bone, tis your grave
01:04:15
and illuminate the path to a mirthful existence.
01:04:17
Any semblance of seriousness is purely accidental.
01:04:20
Article two over two I'm not.
01:04:22
I'm not saying community offenders, all right?
01:04:25
I don't give a hoot about your gender,
01:04:26
race, religion, or whether you prefer cats or dogs
01:04:31
or or dildos.
01:04:33
We're here to roast everyone
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Always sure not have to stir up some trouble.
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Ladies and gentlemen, let's get ready for.
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I hope that you're ready to rumble.
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Fuck, yeah!
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You are ready to rumble. Fucking swear.
01:06:40
I don't trust people in the whole time.
01:06:42
I don't know about you, Fagots.
01:06:43
But now you said guy. That was.
01:06:46
And then. Bitch.
01:06:47
That's pretty much it.
01:06:49
And at the end, we just.
01:06:50
I just unraveled with you.
01:06:52
Yeah. You don't want any.
01:06:53
So should you
01:06:56
put your target on on this?
01:07:00
For sure.
01:07:02
I'll be there in a minute.
01:07:03
Yeah. Maybe not. Maybe I shouldn't bring this up.
01:07:05
I don't know, I turned, I turned captions on on this inside of
01:07:10
don't do that Cologne bullshit.
01:07:13
Yeah, the regular video up in my regular life
01:07:16
to where, like, everything's being captioned now.
01:07:18
I don't understand it.
01:07:19
Oh, we have to constantly close the captions screen off,
01:07:22
and I don't know where the.
01:07:23
Yeah. Radio. For once, you see your real life.
01:07:26
Like when you're out and about. Like when you're on the plane.
01:07:29
That'll be awesome.
01:07:30
Yeah, yeah.
01:07:30
Because look, cartoon heads over everybody
01:07:33
and what they're thinking, you can push another button.
01:07:35
I wouldn't have to listen to anybody.
01:07:37
Yeah.
01:07:37
So I went to this local establishment,
01:07:39
and when I walked in already at the bar, there was some drama happening.
01:07:43
Apparently some regular who is causing problems
01:07:45
quite often called, one of the bartenders a bitch for some reason,
01:07:49
but he kept denying it to the manager, and the manager was too much of a pussy
01:07:52
to do anything about it,
01:07:54
but he was still trying to, like, act like he commanded his bar.
01:07:57
But the guy didn't like he didn't leave.
01:07:58
Like he didn't tell the guy to leave.
01:08:00
He just said, you know, you like I may ask you though,
01:08:03
it was just odd, but like, I wasn't sure who to believe otherwise.
01:08:07
I probably would have chimed in just for the fun of it.
01:08:10
Because it has nothing to do with me. So there's,
01:08:13
there's because,
01:08:13
like, I'm unbiased, you know, just by, you know, by sneer.
01:08:18
I just didn't I couldn't gather enough information to tell who I believed
01:08:21
in this situation because the manager didn't give it much credence.
01:08:24
So I wasn't sure.
01:08:25
It's like there was a mistaken situation because he may have been whispering
01:08:29
to the guy next to him like, oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, my hair.
01:08:33
And I've done that before and I don't mean to call her a bitch.
01:08:35
It's just what I say sometimes, you know what I mean?
01:08:37
Like,
01:08:38
I don't mean anything because he's an asshole.
01:08:40
I don't give a shit.
01:08:42
Yeah, but that wasn't the case.
01:08:44
After he threw his.
01:08:44
He threw it down. Didn't pay for it.
01:08:46
Laughter. His drink down didn't pay for it.
01:08:48
Left, left to borrow money.
01:08:49
And then all the bitches were unconscious or motherfucker.
01:08:52
Is that enough?
01:08:54
All the bitches were talking shit about him afterwards.
01:08:56
They were like, he comes in here all the time. He's a regular. The manager.
01:08:59
They were shitting on the manager. It's fucking hilarious. It was.
01:09:02
They do the same thing when you eat.
01:09:04
You're just trying to get a ticket. Here.
01:09:06
Oh, okay.
01:09:06
And so that's where you are now, which is where where am I?
01:09:11
I don't know,
01:09:13
I should be able to just bam and hit that right.
01:09:15
Wouldn't that be cool?
01:09:16
You should be a one, you know, selection.
01:09:19
But where in the world you need to draw you?
01:09:23
Well, this blue cross
01:09:25
didn't fly down here
01:09:28
arguing with TSA about it
01:09:31
is that it's thing to tell the story.
01:09:34
It's a draw like that clears up where he's been.
01:09:38
But the last thing about him is the closet that he's about to tell me.
01:09:43
Where in the world is the New York General
01:09:50
going to try?
01:09:51
Truly, they are out of the gate
01:09:54
and guess that this is your follow up trip to green
01:09:58
Bay, Wisconsin.
01:10:02
Oh God dang.
01:10:04
I tried it. I have a button for that.
01:10:07
I know, I was trying to I'm trying to pull them up as we speak.
01:10:11
Yeah, that's that's the exact.
01:10:12
When I was a kid, literally, it was.
01:10:14
That was you on top of my.
01:10:17
No. Never mind. Okay.
01:10:18
I didn't know label
01:10:21
what I label.
01:10:23
For me. Yes,
01:10:26
I do like that stuff.
01:10:29
Fucking times.
01:10:31
Oh, no.
01:10:32
You're saying make your own.
01:10:35
Don't go down the wrong national death row.
01:10:40
Jurors trying to make up for not having any drive for.
01:10:44
You're wrong.
01:10:46
So it's cold there and they sell beer.
01:10:48
That's all we know so far. And the air conditioning.
01:10:50
No, I bought I brought this from home, actually.
01:10:52
I actually brought my own beer.
01:10:53
I brought I brought two bottles.
01:10:56
Okay, so it would be a dry town.
01:10:58
You're in Tennessee.
01:11:00
It's a town I just didn't want to stop you.
01:11:04
You don't realize how long, like, how much extra time it takes just to find
01:11:08
on a travel route.
01:11:09
Some, like grocery store because you get better prices.
01:11:12
Yeah, that's going to have a good selection
01:11:14
that you can get a half an hour.
01:11:16
It's the dumbest thing.
01:11:17
You're right.
01:11:18
You're an I.
01:11:18
Five minutes out of your way.
01:11:19
You park, you go in. It takes fucking ten minutes.
01:11:22
For some reason that it takes another, you know, five minutes to get through
01:11:25
fucking check out.
01:11:26
By the time you get back in your vehicle on the road,
01:11:28
it's like a half an hour is gone by and you're like, how did that happen?
01:11:30
I just have to get beer. So I brought my
01:11:34
that's a good idea.
01:11:35
So you drove.
01:11:36
So you're in the, Indiana, Illinois area.
01:11:44
Incorrect.
01:11:46
Oh, my.
01:11:49
You're in Tennessee.
01:11:51
Wrong.
01:11:53
I'm guessing you just drove in Tennessee, USA.
01:11:57
Oh, you fucking asshole.
01:11:58
Live captions just came up on my.
01:12:00
Oh, no, that's the color. It's always.
01:12:02
Oh, I agree with you, but we're both wrong.
01:12:05
I just hit the little X and they went away forever.
01:12:08
Yeah, it'll come back.
01:12:10
There's no point in having the, the phone number scroll.
01:12:13
Oh, just a screen. That's how you turn it on.
01:12:15
I'm trying to do the picture in picture, and then you turn the knob every day.
01:12:20
You tried calling the show the one week out of the last seven years. You.
01:12:26
Yeah, that one's aggressive.
01:12:27
I don't like that one at all.
01:12:29
Yeah, that one's like you.
01:12:32
What am I what they're looking for?
01:12:33
Oh, you just stay there.
01:12:34
Just stay.
01:12:35
You're literally on your phone, right.
01:12:37
You could just say as well.
01:12:38
Yeah. So below and then just not push the button.
01:12:41
Just what is he trying to.
01:12:44
Oh, do you do dude. It's got it.
01:12:46
It's got to be like nine.
01:12:48
Maybe it's all tops.
01:12:50
No. Yeah. It's.
01:12:51
Those are my favorite years.
01:12:53
It's like 20 degrees in here.
01:12:56
But I'm wrapped in an electric blanket.
01:13:00
We're in.
01:13:00
Are you in Ohio?
01:13:03
Yes you are.
01:13:07
There's a good chance.
01:13:09
So, that leaves.
01:13:11
Does the city, have a name that begins with the letters?
01:13:16
No, the city does not have a name.
01:13:20
But there's the word city.
01:13:22
1222. Yes. No. Maybe
01:13:27
I don't know.
01:13:31
Are you in Cleveland?
01:13:33
I've been really try for.
01:13:39
Kind of hoping.
01:13:44
Trying to hold it back.
01:13:46
Can't hold it back anymore.
01:13:49
I can either, unfortunately.
01:13:51
Draw.
01:13:54
Do you freak out the club?
01:13:55
Because they did say hello.
01:13:59
It rage quit when the answer is that to go
01:14:04
where in the world is your drew?
01:14:08
Yo, Georgia,
01:14:11
I am so good at this game, okay?
01:14:14
God damn it.
01:14:15
How do I skip? These fucking are going to be.
01:14:17
You don't need to.
01:14:18
I don't want to see this.
01:14:19
Yeah, clean.
01:14:23
All right.
01:14:23
Y'all already full of colors here. Oh,
01:14:27
okay.
01:14:28
I'm not realizing
01:14:30
we got to where we supposed to be?
01:14:32
Over here. Yeah, sorry.
01:14:33
We out the way here?
01:14:34
Yeah, yeah, we all the way with that.
01:14:38
Welcome to the city.
01:14:39
We awesome, man. To the most.
01:14:42
We also be trying to hear that sound.
01:14:45
Can you guys hear what it's around from us
01:14:48
I am better I was a baby boy like Lil Jody.
01:14:51
Stop now.
01:14:51
Can you hear it?
01:14:52
Yeah, yeah I'm E-40.
01:14:54
Oh 2019 I spent half the checks I got on Cody, now I got super powers.
01:14:58
Look at how I be floating.
01:14:59
I don't ever play no games, but I'm always loading.
01:15:02
I got a sweet tooth.
01:15:02
So I did my corn candy curry in the tray.
01:15:06
I drove a stolen my 28 birthday, my homie Pete by me.
01:15:09
All these rappers. Corny.
01:15:10
Why wouldn't it was really beef.
01:15:12
The way you act on Mash.
01:15:13
The way you talking on your story from the hotel.
01:15:16
Because my dog recorded.
01:15:17
Put him to sleep. Turn the audio up. You hear him snoring.
01:15:19
I'm for Cleveland. But we I'm bullshit like Michael Jordan.
01:15:22
They gonna protect me at all cost cause. But I do it for him.
01:15:24
Don't wait.
01:15:25
He's inside of me. Up. He been lying dormant. 2012.
01:15:28
I lost 2 million fucking up a dormant skinny
01:15:31
man. I need to keep you on.
01:15:33
I take it it's a good time.
01:15:35
I like I like to take everything he's got.
01:15:37
Like, I like him, but he's got more of that.
01:15:38
Like, just modern style.
01:15:40
Like the new era shit where it's just kind of like, you've heard him
01:15:43
before, like, I don't know, like,
01:15:46
I just, I don't, I get it, but I don't get it.
01:15:49
Like that style.
01:15:51
One on one of my my bitches country artists.
01:15:54
He's on, like, some,
01:15:57
rapper that's like country rapper.
01:15:59
His name is Tyler Pig, but he's literally got, like.
01:16:02
It took me a minute to hear it,
01:16:03
but he's literally, like, ripping the the Kevin Gates slow.
01:16:07
And I've never heard anyone else do the Kevin Gates flow.
01:16:12
And except Kevin Gates, you know what I mean?
01:16:14
But then I could see how that could be a thing like what?
01:16:16
You're kind of rapping and then you kind of do that.
01:16:18
Sing like the sing how he kind of bussin them, like little rock ins, you know?
01:16:22
And then he goes back and you know, it's that same cadence.
01:16:25
It's you can't you don't know it until you hear
01:16:27
and then you hear and you're like, oh, wow.
01:16:28
Like that's become a thing, you know what I mean?
01:16:30
It's like, I fan of delegates.
01:16:34
Has it have you ever heard anyone else do that style?
01:16:36
Is that like something that maybe I'm ignorant of now that I saying to you okay.
01:16:40
Because like, that's like the goes not bad, but like I kind of like that
01:16:44
you live in those two areas.
01:16:47
I'll pull it up and show you what I mean.
01:16:49
Like,
01:16:50
I can smell like what you
01:16:54
cloud.
01:16:54
Everybody.
01:17:00
Like this guy.
01:17:00
I don't think he's that great, but he's not horrid. But
01:17:05
I like Brian Kelly.
01:17:06
But some of that shit's weird.
01:17:07
But Jimmy Speed shot, back with another episode today with a custom banning,
01:17:12
but here's still on. Good man. Right.
01:17:15
You're going to hear it. Don't, don't.
01:17:17
I'm going.
01:17:18
Yeah. This is fucking night.
01:17:20
Like saving lives if you. Yeah. Better.
01:17:24
Yeah.
01:17:25
It's worse.
01:17:25
Never settle for less I'm way too blessed to be stressed.
01:17:28
I'ma make my next move. My best for me
01:17:31
I'm going I didn't nothing like this shit to right.
01:17:34
Feel the Kelly.
01:17:35
Yeah, I know my skin.
01:17:37
They don't know how I'm coming.
01:17:39
They just know I'm coming.
01:17:41
Ain't no turning back I'm going with the wind.
01:17:44
Speed it up.
01:17:44
It was at them I mean, really, really.
01:17:48
You can hear Kevin Gates like, all day. Like.
01:17:50
Right. Yeah, yeah I got to Kevin get. Kevin get.
01:17:53
Oh great I do I enjoy Kevin Gates.
01:17:56
There's some here like he's he's one of the more mind.
01:17:58
Like there's several of those
01:17:59
like like at a certain point I saw paying attention to new music.
01:18:04
But there's several people that kind of sneak in like.
01:18:08
And it's weird how it is, but Kevin Gates definitely is one of them.
01:18:11
Yeah, yeah, I, I, I don't have any
01:18:15
like I guess Kevin can Kendrick Lamar but like as far as like new
01:18:20
newer ideas I just I'm not.
01:18:22
Yeah.
01:18:23
No not even interested.
01:18:26
I mean, but no, you're all over the place with your fan of fandom of music, but
01:18:30
yeah, I mean, are you you're more specific as far as a rock n roll genre, right?
01:18:35
Like live band music, right?
01:18:37
Do you are there new bands that you cling to or are you
01:18:41
certain era you hit and you're like,
01:18:44
I can't name a new rock band, so I don't.
01:18:47
This sounds really weird, but lately the only thing I listen to is stuff
01:18:50
I create.
01:18:52
Get Greta Van Susteren and.
01:18:56
Did you just say something that the guys from.
01:18:59
Yeah. No.
01:19:00
Doesn't I mean, I they can repeat the sounds, but I don't
01:19:04
I those the guys from Frankenmuth.
01:19:07
Yeah.
01:19:07
Right.
01:19:09
Is it Greta Van Fleet? Sorry.
01:19:11
So guys, the news lady. I knew what you meant.
01:19:14
I knew what you meant. Are the Black Keys like, newer?
01:19:16
Would you consider, like, Jack white?
01:19:20
I like I like Alicia Keys.
01:19:21
I don't like the black keys, but, I mean, they've been around.
01:19:25
Isn't she the same thing, is it?
01:19:28
I don't know, she, like,
01:19:29
I think she plays the keys, but I don't think she said keys.
01:19:33
I was introduced to the black keys at one of Stefan's Halloween parties.
01:19:38
That reminds me, Stefan, we got to get together.
01:19:41
This is your tent?
01:19:42
That'd be a good Halloween costume.
01:19:44
I was going to come up this weekend, and then I realized
01:19:46
it was going to be like nine, and I said, Stefan can wait,
01:19:50
right.
01:19:51
Well, I can meet you halfway, maybe this Sunday.
01:19:56
I'll let you know.
01:20:00
Okay. I, I honestly don't know.
01:20:03
It's, Monday.
01:20:05
I'll probably be going, disco with the boys Sunday,
01:20:09
and, it's usually stoney and, and
01:20:12
and all those guys
01:20:15
new and respectful.
01:20:17
Yeah.
01:20:17
I told, I told someone I don't know if he wants to be mentioned on the show.
01:20:23
I told someone else, too.
01:20:24
I know, but you like mentioning things.
01:20:26
Let's be on the show.
01:20:27
You wait back to the Black Keys.
01:20:30
I was disappointed when they actually played all the keys.
01:20:32
Imagine how minor a song would play if they just played the five black keys in
01:20:36
the octave.
01:20:37
I don't know enough about musical notations
01:20:40
to know if that matters or not, because as long as you like,
01:20:44
play a couple of them together
01:20:45
and they don't sound like shit, that's all I care about.
01:20:55
Exactly.
01:20:56
Yeah,
01:20:57
there's a couple more.
01:20:59
I'll tell you what worked.
01:21:01
Obviously, you're struggling to be far away from it.
01:21:04
Yeah. Oh, good.
01:21:06
I was going to go into something, but good in every job.
01:21:09
No matter of fact, this is real short.
01:21:12
You did it. And snap.
01:21:14
The job's a game, and every task you undertake
01:21:18
becomes a piece of cake.
01:21:27
You're not sure how it's going to work.
01:21:29
The send it in kind of really, really late.
01:21:32
I you it was on The Simpsons on.
01:21:40
Cherry bobbins.
01:21:43
He he sent that in at least like ten times.
01:21:46
And it always says error.
01:21:48
But that's usually what happens when he does
01:21:51
most things.
01:21:54
Okay.
01:21:54
How about the really bad rapper? I sent it this week.
01:22:01
What number is it?
01:22:03
A 1 or 2 cut, a recording.
01:22:05
Cut every corner.
01:22:07
Was I supposed to mash it up?
01:22:09
No. You said 1 or 2, but you have no idea.
01:22:11
One is watermelon mural and two is la marathon cheating?
01:22:16
I thought you already played a terrible rap. How about terrible?
01:22:18
Terrible rap? That's the one you're in for.
01:22:21
That's probably. Is.
01:22:22
You think so?
01:22:23
That's probably the one year last reminded me of.
01:22:25
These don't pout, don't sob, just do a half assed job.
01:22:32
Oh, yeah. Me.
01:22:34
If I think.
01:22:37
Yeah, he's really stepped up lately.
01:22:38
He's he's fulfilled the 20 minutes in the beginning and then some bad.
01:22:42
He stayed at least two hours.
01:22:44
Two and a half the last week.
01:22:46
Yeah.
01:22:47
He he's so I went hard on the creation myth and nobody.
01:22:51
But you still going hard on the creation myth.
01:22:53
It's your marathon with two out of three.
01:22:56
Ain't bad.
01:22:58
But then draw comes along no matter how good you do.
01:23:00
And he's just like.
01:23:02
Do better.
01:23:03
That was the shittiest sound effect of her.
01:23:06
It's just awful.
01:23:08
And of course,
01:23:10
of course it is. What's awful?
01:23:12
When are we watching? Like getting good.
01:23:15
Why? He's got a bunch of video.
01:23:17
You all clearly see that it's sound.
01:23:19
The sound is all the way up and unmuted.
01:23:20
But then I have to just do this.
01:23:23
Mexican?
01:23:24
Yeah.
01:23:24
I don't hear it seven times.
01:23:26
Did banned.
01:23:28
Now, I think you're saying you're mad because your girl wants to hold my hand.
01:23:32
I can go like this and hit you with the rubber band.
01:23:35
Now I think I'll go and ask a girlfriend on a date.
01:23:37
I'll pick her. Wait.
01:23:38
He down. He's me. Are we supposed to laugh or not?
01:23:41
And then I'll probably blow her. Ever do it?
01:23:45
It goes like this.
01:23:46
And just retard and and blow the kiss away.
01:23:49
She maybe didn't tell you, but I kissed her every day.
01:23:52
I learned this move in my karate class.
01:23:55
Try and pay attention because men do it fast.
01:23:57
Says move left, punch, kick.
01:23:59
And oh, that's the move in practice.
01:24:02
Yeah, dude, I literally just playing in preparation for the mean.
01:24:05
Yeah, I even got a ribbon.
01:24:07
I bet you like that it's a first place ribbon.
01:24:10
This is Froggy fresh.
01:24:11
If you go home and practice, you can get one.
01:24:14
Actually, I'm familiar with Froggy Fresh round the town.
01:24:17
Everybody come and gather around.
01:24:20
Me and Matt are here to stay.
01:24:23
We make these rap songs every day. Hey.
01:24:27
Oh, I'm sorry, but somebody said it isn't that terrible?
01:24:31
I thought I'd share that.
01:24:32
I liked it, dude, I wasn't see, I don't know, rap then.
01:24:35
So I've been I've come to this grandiose conclusion of music.
01:24:40
So there's always the battle.
01:24:41
Like, what's better, rap, rap or rock or, you know, they don't.
01:24:46
So there is and I'm not going to go into details, but there is a certain
01:24:51
long story short, there's a certain terrible rapper who thinks he's
01:24:53
a good rapper that my brother and I have followed for years.
01:24:58
He was part of the he was a brother of this rapper.
01:25:00
However, the making a murderer or whatever.
01:25:02
So we we I've taken his songs and dumped them into I.
01:25:08
And it's made the worst possible rap song
01:25:12
into a really, really good rock song.
01:25:17
Oh well, I don't think we did it.
01:25:20
And I've always said that like rock lyrics
01:25:23
are the weakest form, rhyming
01:25:26
in the world like it's it's so terrible.
01:25:29
But then the the Rock people want to go will wrap your music.
01:25:33
The music, it's just all synthesizers, music.
01:25:35
It's right.
01:25:36
Everything
01:25:38
that's literally rock, the lyrics, the epiphany and people want to shit on it.
01:25:43
But the best genre of music is rock rap.
01:25:47
I think you mean the epitome, but go ahead, rock rap
01:25:50
100% is the best you genre of music or or like I guess rap.
01:25:56
Well, anything with actual instruments and then and then rapping.
01:26:00
And you were incorporating singing? Yeah.
01:26:03
Rapping.
01:26:04
It's the best music because rapping on the
01:26:08
right, like you can take the worst rap lyrics
01:26:11
and make a really good for each other with multiple.
01:26:15
These are great songs and they're the shittiest rap songs ever.
01:26:19
Okay.
01:26:19
I want to go into detail and show you examples
01:26:21
because I don't feel like that's pertinent for time, but okay.
01:26:24
Oh, I do want your reaction to don't you just take my word for it?
01:26:30
You okay?
01:26:31
You say the thing that Brady has reference in the past.
01:26:34
Like I get mad because, I've been playing around with
01:26:38
some of the hot dog buns, his music, and it's dumb because you get that.
01:26:43
I get that you won't regenerate.
01:26:46
Lyrics that are offensive and you, general, I can't, I can't.
01:26:51
How dare you? How dare you say that?
01:26:53
You can't take something that I created that is in my voice.
01:26:56
And because you deem what you interpret, the lyrics are to me, I sense I can do it.
01:27:01
You can't just do something as simple as just remastering it.
01:27:04
It can, I can't tell me what.
01:27:07
Tell me what song you want, and it gets.
01:27:09
It's like it did it once, and then it's like, no, no, no, that's offensive.
01:27:11
And it's like, well, it wasn't offensive a fucking minute ago.
01:27:13
Plus, I'm not asking you to recreate the free version is way, way
01:27:17
more something strict.
01:27:20
Potato, potato, potato potato.
01:27:24
Let's do that.
01:27:26
At this potato video I found, did you know that
01:27:29
you can spiral your potatoes into sort of a pasta thing?
01:27:32
And I know that Mr..
01:27:34
Mr.. Paddy, the Italians didn't.
01:27:36
Why would you do that?
01:27:37
It just I wasn't sure he was going to eat.
01:27:39
Dude, you can do it with just starch, bro.
01:27:44
What else can you do it with? Potatoes.
01:27:46
A closed form of vegetable.
01:27:48
What he saw was I'd rather have,
01:27:51
carbohydrate than a fucking starch.
01:27:54
Well, then do it with, like zucchini.
01:27:56
You can do with anything.
01:27:57
We just crunch.
01:27:58
But that's not what he's doing. It's so we're watching.
01:28:01
If that's what we're. We're watching that.
01:28:02
I wouldn't say shit.
01:28:03
No, but it triggered my brain to thinking about anything else besides pasta.
01:28:07
I love potatoes, but listen for the crunch.
01:28:11
I always come to love the crunch.
01:28:13
And look at that. Yeah, yeah.
01:28:15
The scientists maybe have had a tough week.
01:28:17
You're about to the crystal debate.
01:28:19
There's still so many things that you've never done. What?
01:28:22
He's just commenting on somebody else's video.
01:28:24
I fucking hate these people
01:28:25
truly believe that he doesn't even he's not even for Ireland Square.
01:28:29
I'm just gonna use Snapchat to make the fucking call tomorrow.
01:28:32
And then I'm going to assume this will be like, look at this.
01:28:37
I wait for the chance because I'm watching food videos
01:28:39
and I'm going to go, look, this is my video now.
01:28:41
Oh, look at this. Look at he's making food.
01:28:43
Look at this food. Have you seen this food?
01:28:46
I watched people like this.
01:28:48
I was it's the ultimate relatability because everybody eats food.
01:28:53
No one.
01:28:54
I just don't like video.
01:28:57
The person who posted no video being made.
01:28:59
I want to see that without the actual content of that video.
01:29:05
We're doing the same thing.
01:29:07
There is no one creating this assholes video, not the original one.
01:29:11
You literally want to see God.
01:29:12
You want to find the source that's not possible all the time.
01:29:15
You just have to believe goals.
01:29:17
And I'm not going off telling your boss to fuck off, because
01:29:20
why did that turn purple?
01:29:24
It will always support our account as much we cannot.
01:29:27
I'm sorry.
01:29:28
Well, see, I shouldn't have to flip over.
01:29:30
Oh, I moved it so I don't have to flip over.
01:29:33
Okay. What did he say?
01:29:36
So no, not soon. This will be you.
01:29:38
Calls on are not glowing up.
01:29:40
Telling your boss to fuck off.
01:29:42
Not. Hey, there's much we can learn.
01:29:44
Oh, you talked to fuck contained.
01:29:46
No, honestly, you fucking bastard. Fuck off!
01:29:48
Because there can't.
01:29:50
There's much we can call from the versatility of potential
01:29:53
philosophers will try to understand atheists try to explain it away
01:29:58
to this crunch.
01:30:01
Oh, okay, I got to.
01:30:03
We got to follow this cover.
01:30:05
You come here.
01:30:06
You want some?
01:30:07
You want some corned beef and some haggis?
01:30:10
To be honest, they look like the things I pick off my tree trunk every fall.
01:30:14
They're just good. Oh, yeah.
01:30:15
Deep fried horseshit.
01:30:16
Like most things now they look like cicada skins.
01:30:19
I want to eat them.
01:30:20
They're crunchy too.
01:30:23
All year, but all week.
01:30:25
Oh, my God, look at him.
01:30:28
Look at me covering up him.
01:30:29
Meeting with my face.
01:30:30
Yeah, my shitty layover.
01:30:32
So us off the protest.
01:30:33
Oh, I thought you moved around.
01:30:35
Or else maybe they missed
01:30:37
the content so I can listen to this crunch
01:30:41
circumstance.
01:30:42
All right?
01:30:44
I can't get off any circumstance.
01:30:47
Oh, here comes the only family of people eating at home.
01:30:52
All but all week can comes.
01:30:55
Oh. It's all right.
01:30:57
Oh. There was. Go on. Oh.
01:30:59
As many of us crunch on it
01:31:01
as many different formats, on form factors as as she allows.
01:31:05
I'm to come. I love this shot.
01:31:08
It's not for you.
01:31:09
Follow me.
01:31:10
I'm delicious. Hard to talk to. Touch, tear.
01:31:13
He's delicious.
01:31:14
Nothing. Potato. Fuck. Potato.
01:31:16
The fuck is that motherfucker?
01:31:18
Oh, you did not just other people's videos.
01:31:20
I want to show you.
01:31:22
And you certainly did react.
01:31:24
Thank you. Yeah.
01:31:25
So you compared it, but we're we're doing a long form situation here
01:31:30
and we're using analyzing different things as a whole.
01:31:34
We're not just going on I can look at this one other thing.
01:31:36
We're not just playing this, which is what you're look at what you said.
01:31:40
Oh, sorry.
01:31:41
Go off on him.
01:31:43
Take me a potato spiraling
01:31:46
and then turn your back into a potato shaped object.
01:31:49
But it was crispy. But
01:31:51
but yeah, crunchy.
01:31:53
I will say 100%.
01:31:55
That fucking loser. God, is that
01:31:59
Nietzsche said God is dead.
01:32:00
Didn't call God a loser, and now he's dead himself.
01:32:03
No, the asshole looks this name the killer before he died,
01:32:08
did you know?
01:32:10
I think he thought that.
01:32:14
People should realized
01:32:16
that they had constructed a God
01:32:19
that actually wasn't doing them as much good as they thought.
01:32:22
And people need to realize
01:32:24
not perhaps, that he was dead, but that he hadn't existed.
01:32:28
So he's saying that we killed him,
01:32:31
in effect.
01:32:32
But I wasn't even born. No. Yeah.
01:32:35
Nature can fuck off. No. Yeah.
01:32:38
Who says that?
01:32:39
I don't?
01:32:39
We be sure God didn't kill himself,
01:32:43
you know, because you never know what you're going through. No.
01:32:46
Well, I mean, sure, it's possible
01:32:49
God is dead.
01:32:53
I like Philomena Cunk.
01:32:56
That was very satisfying to you.
01:32:58
Yeah.
01:33:00
Do you think anybody can claim that?
01:33:05
I don't,
01:33:06
I'm gonna have another potato video next week. No.
01:33:10
Yeah, yeah, we did afterlife after, like, something that I did not.
01:33:14
You realized that that fly.
01:33:16
That fly was proof that there's.
01:33:18
That was literally his afterlife.
01:33:21
Not in the terms of the magic
01:33:23
and religion, but you cannot argue.
01:33:26
His life was over yet.
01:33:27
What do you mean, magic in religion?
01:33:29
There there is like, you can die
01:33:32
and come back to life 100%.
01:33:36
Yeah, but, Will did.
01:33:39
That is a hard stop.
01:33:42
The medics.
01:33:43
But that the the the different related.
01:33:48
Oh that was a heroin overdose by the way.
01:33:50
I so I sent in
01:33:54
I didn't do a Randall Curdles in this week, but I did do a Sabina
01:33:59
whose I was going in a particular direction.
01:34:01
But that's okay.
01:34:02
Go ahead.
01:34:02
Who's ready?
01:34:03
Burleson no I did I had a link that was not I did not posted the thing
01:34:07
because I hadn't had time to find it.
01:34:09
But remember this little
01:34:11
part. No.
01:34:13
Yeah I have it my life
01:34:16
I have oh fart nigger.
01:34:19
Yeah but where are you, where am I going? So.
01:34:22
So she sounds like a racist, I think.
01:34:25
So, if you were to.
01:34:26
Yeah, like she does 100%.
01:34:28
Sounds like a racist.
01:34:30
You use the term fart digger, so. Yeah.
01:34:32
So I find those words before. So. Okay.
01:34:34
So fart knocker.
01:34:35
Yes. Absolutely. Fart farts.
01:34:39
You know what? Again.
01:34:39
So it's I was it did.
01:34:42
She's on. How long is your clip.
01:34:44
Three minutes.
01:34:46
Two minutes.
01:34:46
She's hot okay.
01:34:48
Because I'm not because of her looks.
01:34:49
Because of her abilities I have fun find.
01:34:53
And you guys don't pay attention as much to,
01:34:56
I don't
01:34:57
want to call it black culture, hip hop, the black community,
01:35:00
I believe more than Brady, but like I, Charlemagne, I find him a complete art.
01:35:06
And there's plenty of artists. Black artists in black.
01:35:09
Because a woman is a woman. He is a shyster.
01:35:12
He is. He is a race baiter.
01:35:15
And he is, in my opinion, one of the most racist black people that have a voice,
01:35:19
a microphone in front of his voice,
01:35:22
speaking to people on a daily basis 100%.
01:35:26
If you listen to him. But go ahead.
01:35:27
I do appreciate that he gives this bitch the time of day because you'd be like,
01:35:32
get the fuck out of here. You're not coming on my fucking show.
01:35:34
Yeah, but they do.
01:35:35
I literally asked her to apologize.
01:35:37
She does not represent herself.
01:35:39
Well, here it is. She don't know.
01:35:41
They try to get her to apologize.
01:35:43
And she basically says she tried to say fart knocker.
01:35:45
So, you know, I said fart nigger.
01:35:47
I meant to say it, but of course she did.
01:35:49
Isn't fart digger to say something else?
01:35:52
Of course, of course.
01:35:54
I didn't mean to mean to say the N-word.
01:35:57
You fucking kidding me? Well, she explains it.
01:35:59
She said she she has to do her own.
01:36:01
She does her own editing fart nigger.
01:36:03
So instead of saying words like cunt and bitch and what else?
01:36:07
What else do we say?
01:36:08
So fuck she comes up with.
01:36:10
She totally explains why.
01:36:12
You know, this came out several years after,
01:36:14
you know, somebody had a vendetta for her. Obviously.
01:36:17
Yeah.
01:36:18
Right.
01:36:19
Well, I think her show number declined.
01:36:20
That bitch is a bitch. Listen here. Do your voice. Yeah, okay.
01:36:23
I have two boys, I have one, okay?
01:36:24
So please talk about, farts all the time.
01:36:30
Okay, so.
01:36:31
And again, I can't swear on my show.
01:36:34
Okay, so, yes, I've made up these crazy words.
01:36:37
If you said like nigger the amount of times that you said.
01:36:40
Oh, yeah, I feel like you should, you know, even want to dig it, cuz
01:36:44
it just seems like it's something that you said before because it just came out.
01:36:46
So if. What do you sound like? You playing an asshole?
01:36:49
Yeah, that's another conversation. No, no.
01:36:51
And what would you be doing?
01:36:53
I don't I didn't even think of that.
01:36:55
Said why you're making a fake like, oh, I meant to say something
01:36:58
that sounded very similar like that.
01:37:00
Like that sounds illogical,
01:37:03
so illogical,
01:37:05
so what if I was just going, like, like like logic, Jabu?
01:37:09
Like, would that is that wrong?
01:37:11
I don't know, because I don't know if I say you walk on Iraqi
01:37:17
and you drag your knuckles and you don't have a full developed
01:37:20
frontal lobe like a jabu, see the context matters.
01:37:23
That's completely different.
01:37:26
I don't know, she's literally making up his.
01:37:29
Yeah, I think I was safe saying that.
01:37:30
That's why I went there.
01:37:31
I don't know if Jacob was ever been.
01:37:32
It's hard to really hear Lady Gaga without definitely Jacob.
01:37:36
Do you think that you do?
01:37:38
Every one of us think you. Yeah.
01:37:41
Have a rhyme or reason.
01:37:43
She's doing the same thing.
01:37:44
She literally thought she was just making
01:37:45
a rhyme or reason for the nonsense stuff all the time.
01:37:47
I mean, and again, like, even like I edit my shows, right?
01:37:51
And I'll be editing my shows and I'll be like,
01:37:55
just finish what you're saying,
01:37:56
because I go off on, like this and that and I'm off the cuff.
01:37:59
I'm not scripted.
01:38:01
So what are you trying to say?
01:38:02
So she's not scripted, genuine?
01:38:05
This isn't not sound disingenuous by the black
01:38:08
I do I like that what which how do you in what context do you say it.
01:38:11
She's like I say all, I say all disingenuous as fuck.
01:38:16
If anybody trapped her, they totally trapped her.
01:38:18
And they're like, they're literally asking her
01:38:19
to apologize to the black community for something that happened so long ago.
01:38:22
That dude.
01:38:23
Black people laugh at white people.
01:38:25
They don't say the word because of course that slipped out.
01:38:27
Of course, like, oh, people say, oh, I'm racist because it's on the tip
01:38:31
of my head and like this, like the fucking other asshole Tourette's.
01:38:35
Son of a bitch.
01:38:35
This son of a fucking on the tip of your head.
01:38:38
How the fuck do you talk like she had a tip of your tongue?
01:38:41
Or the tip of your mama?
01:38:42
And most of the world.
01:38:45
Most of the music I listen to has that word in it.
01:38:47
So that is, that would be the excuse to be like, what is on the tip of your head?
01:38:51
And it's like, fuck saying like, I fucked up.
01:38:54
Like I said, I said nigger like, oh my God.
01:38:56
Like, is it really that big of a fucking like like, okay.
01:38:59
Like it was an accident. My bad.
01:39:01
I, I yeah, I mean, my life, if something bothers somebody, I fucked up.
01:39:07
I shouldn't have said it like it slipped out.
01:39:08
I listen to them shit all the time.
01:39:11
I hear it being so you fucking spout random shit when I'm mad and I'm for.
01:39:14
Unfortunately, I was listening to Tupac earlier that day
01:39:18
and I came in the fucking work and that's what slipped out fucking it.
01:39:22
I think though, even you're going too far.
01:39:23
Why? Why did she fuck up?
01:39:25
She didn't fuck up that she didn't release it.
01:39:27
She said it in the privacy.
01:39:28
Her studio. For the record, that's her home.
01:39:32
Like that changed everything for me.
01:39:33
When I realized she was in her home, I granted, there's cameras all over,
01:39:36
and she's a it's a it's a public show, I get it.
01:39:39
But like, if something slips, that's why you edit it.
01:39:41
The the problem was with whoever freaking released it for 50 grand at TMZ.
01:39:45
Like you said, they had a vendetta
01:39:47
and they waited for her show numbers to drop down.
01:39:49
That's the problem.
01:39:50
That what she said like to think that that person also should be exposed
01:39:55
for who they are, because you literally were being calculated on the idea that you
01:40:00
didn't find it an issue at first enough to bring it to anyone's attention.
01:40:05
No, I'm saying they did.
01:40:06
They did.
01:40:07
But the numbers were so high
01:40:08
they wanted to ride that gravy train, and I remember it started to go away.
01:40:11
They're like, I might as well get some more.
01:40:13
Yeah.
01:40:13
Well, that's the that's the problem.
01:40:15
You didn't find it racist enough of you know,
01:40:17
I don't think it's racist at all just to say a word out of context.
01:40:21
On top of the ladder.
01:40:22
She was yelling at a screw or a nail like it.
01:40:24
Yeah. That's right. Yeah.
01:40:25
I mean, it's the people that get outraged is the problem.
01:40:29
The people that have her hostage words and syllables is the problem.
01:40:33
If, you know, it could be a if it could be offensive, offended,
01:40:37
you know how many times,
01:40:38
like I've called something a piece of shit, you know, I mean, like a
01:40:41
or you smash a finger and you just say shit, right?
01:40:45
I mean, buttholes, like, I've, I've called.
01:40:48
Do me a favor. Wait for my experience.
01:40:50
Don't joke about shit like that. Because tomorrow
01:40:51
there'll be poop advocates for people that say, I've called.
01:40:54
I've called myself worse names, and I kind of need to tell myself
01:40:57
to be a little bit quieter, because I see you just changed it.
01:40:59
You changed it to a court.
01:41:00
You said I called people worse or you called yourself worse.
01:41:02
She didn't call anybody anything. She just stated a word.
01:41:05
Black. Black people would would go, no.
01:41:07
See, if you've ever had a conversation long enough with a black person,
01:41:11
they make fun of you.
01:41:12
They think that's hilarious, that they can hold the word hostage.
01:41:14
It means nothing to them.
01:41:16
It's, you know, I mean, not to the way that they think that no word
01:41:19
should actually hold. Exactly.
01:41:21
Why is there a special word that somebody has control that I cannot say?
01:41:25
Now, if I throw it at you in an insulting way,
01:41:29
you have every right to come back at me.
01:41:30
You're not going to take inches off my dick, bro.
01:41:33
You can't wear it as a sandwich board and walk around Harlem like,
01:41:36
obviously, but you can't walk around cowboys Town wearing a fucking eagles.
01:41:40
You know, there's just smarts and common sense.
01:41:43
Can't wear blue and red in certain places in Los Angeles, right?
01:41:46
Yeah. But unfortunately, it's it
01:41:50
at a certain level, you would
01:41:51
expect that to like people that not like really blink an eye at it.
01:41:55
It's like, you know, if you've
01:41:59
if it doesn't affect you, it shouldn't affect you.
01:42:01
You know, like if you see exactly people that blink an eye at this reason
01:42:05
to a reason why you're not successful
01:42:10
or doing a certain
01:42:12
standard that you deem what is successful, then, you know, obviously
01:42:17
you're going to blame other sources other than yourself, right?
01:42:21
I did and I do.
01:42:22
I apologize, I did. It was right there. Yes.
01:42:25
That's the part that bothers me.
01:42:26
Look at the cameras right there and apologize
01:42:28
to every black person not even born yet and born of died.
01:42:32
The entire history of the black people and the white people
01:42:35
literally came alive to do this, right?
01:42:37
Right there do he says, I do like I did apologize.
01:42:40
I still get it.
01:42:41
The little, the the guy with all the makeup on
01:42:44
and all the Botox, the one that looks like a woman pointed at the camera,
01:42:48
it came in. This motherfucker
01:42:49
bit fired up, but you can tell she's like, ready to like, go.
01:42:52
She just needs to just kind of.
01:42:53
I just shout, this is her first attack on it, I apologize.
01:42:57
The black I do, I did and I do I you're on a very so I'm in New York.
01:43:02
This is New York radio.
01:43:03
If anybody still listens to a hip hop.
01:43:06
New York radio is one of the beacons of rap
01:43:11
in general of what makes it and doesn't make it.
01:43:15
There's several areas.
01:43:17
New York is a huge hub in Atlanta is another hub.
01:43:22
There's and LA is another hub.
01:43:24
There's it's like if you make it in that
01:43:28
market, you, you, you're you're going to be
01:43:31
you'll see them on TV, you'll hear them on your radio in Detroit.
01:43:35
It's kind of, I guess like Nashville with, I don't know what the weather,
01:43:38
where the major scenes are,
01:43:39
but like country in Nashville, like, they say, the hip hop country.
01:43:43
Then I go to New York for rap music.
01:43:45
Like this is the beacon.
01:43:48
She's here trying to talk to black people.
01:43:50
That's why you're on this radio show.
01:43:53
Well, all right, so I'm Italian, which is practically black.
01:43:55
I don't need Charlamagne.
01:43:57
Yeah. You used to own New York before the black people took it over.
01:43:59
I don't need Charlamagne to fucking ask her to apologize to me.
01:44:03
I'm sorry. Call Charlamagne the God.
01:44:06
No. God, I know.
01:44:08
Yeah, you needed the maestro.
01:44:10
Cuz you say it and
01:44:13
apologize to black.
01:44:14
I do like you want to apologize to black people there.
01:44:17
Isn't there at least one black person in the world?
01:44:19
It's like, I'm good. Charlamagne, shut the fuck up.
01:44:21
Just like me and I'd be like, hey, I don't mean to be mean, but,
01:44:25
how did I hurt them?
01:44:28
Right?
01:44:30
Let's narrow down right to let's wait, hang on for literally, instead of saying
01:44:34
that and making this great thing, look at him and say, how am I hurting you?
01:44:39
How does this hurt you really financially or or,
01:44:43
wouldn't that help heal if just explain
01:44:46
so that we would understand his plight of the black man?
01:44:49
I guess.
01:44:52
He's got the shit and I do.
01:44:54
I apologize when it comes.
01:44:56
Yes, I do, and to everyone out there,
01:44:59
look at what's nice is he says, look directly into the camera.
01:45:02
And she never listen.
01:45:04
He's like, this is tricky. This is my bitch.
01:45:06
Which is why bitch do this dumb shit.
01:45:08
She never apologizes.
01:45:09
Listen to her word.
01:45:10
Everyone out there just Charlotte means you're aware.
01:45:13
That is a word that I do not condone.
01:45:15
So the people out there, that apology do not use me as an example.
01:45:19
Right. That's.
01:45:20
That's why I've been coming out
01:45:21
against people saying, hey, just because I said it, I made a mistake.
01:45:25
I know I made it mistake.
01:45:26
You watch that footage.
01:45:27
Even the edited bullshit, you know, that.
01:45:29
I was like, so no, don't use me as your poster child for that, and I don't.
01:45:34
She never apologize
01:45:35
for coming on the Breakfast Club, you know, rehabilitate your image.
01:45:38
Absolutely not.
01:45:39
That looks like the chances of you walking to the airport and somebody going.
01:45:42
That's definitely.
01:45:43
Yeah. No, I think you have a lot of leeway.
01:45:46
And again, I did it, I did it.
01:45:48
Come on here partner. In 2026.
01:45:51
What the fuck is wrong with being the fart nigger lady.
01:45:55
Fucked
01:45:57
up my life.
01:45:58
I'm surprised it's not a fucking song by now.
01:46:01
Can we make it a song or is I like, no, no, no.
01:46:04
Do I can do anything?
01:46:05
Which song was your feature?
01:46:07
Which I thought one song do you want to do?
01:46:09
So I can I have a record of it.
01:46:11
My little fart nigger.
01:46:13
I was trying to go through all of them because honestly, it's hard for me
01:46:16
as a fake, you know, knowing things about music, gay.
01:46:21
I just, I beat myself up over details.
01:46:24
So like, I have a bunch of different things that will automate processes.
01:46:28
But at a certain point,
01:46:29
I still get to a point to where it's like I'm a being all different versions,
01:46:33
and I'm it's I struggle at finding one that I like the most,
01:46:37
and then sometimes I keep going and then I go, well, I like this, right?
01:46:40
So I like the AI process.
01:46:44
There is some just automated that I just it is what it is and it's done.
01:46:47
It doesn't ask me any extra questions.
01:46:49
The problem is I don't know what you're talking about.
01:46:52
Name one of your songs.
01:46:53
What you want to do is looking at my lyrics and worry about the lyrics.
01:46:56
Are offensive, and it's like, I didn't ask you to look at the lyrics.
01:46:59
I just want you to reassess the fucking music.
01:47:01
Do you have the lyrics written down
01:47:02
so I don't have to listen to them and caption them and shit?
01:47:05
No. Know
01:47:07
what song you want to want me to redo for next week?
01:47:10
No, just. I'll do it next week.
01:47:12
We're going to listen to this mash up while while we while we upload it,
01:47:16
because I wasn't sure if I even I should put
01:47:20
that because I went to you last week.
01:47:22
You had a bunch of media.
01:47:23
Right now I try it's not like music, speaker communications, information.
01:47:28
This I, I like white rappers.
01:47:30
This is our second bad white rapper.
01:47:33
Yeah I mean it's the underground.
01:47:39
You know.
01:47:42
Don't. We.
01:47:53
Don't bother it.
01:47:56
No. We.
01:48:00
That's horrible.
01:48:00
That didn't work even a little bit.
01:48:04
Oh. What
01:48:06
the collaboration.
01:48:08
I think I'm just going to call an audible.
01:48:11
I should probably watch
01:48:14
my please, please, please fix me
01:48:18
horse and therefore please, please, please.
01:48:23
Here it is harsh.
01:48:24
Please, please, please tell us
01:48:28
what are some better realities
01:48:32
which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away?
01:48:35
That's how Philip Dick summed it up.
01:48:38
Sounds good enough, but it's ridiculously difficult to make sense of.
01:48:41
In quantum physics.
01:48:42
It's somewhat of a problem because we think
01:48:44
that quantum physics describes everything really well.
01:48:47
That's the question, right?
01:48:48
Because in just the physical world and different observers
01:48:50
arrive at different conclusions about what is real,
01:48:53
the treaty is a matter of opinion, then it is really real.
01:48:56
A group of fans
01:48:57
listen, I'll say they found the origin of reality in quantum mechanics,
01:49:00
and that's really interesting.
01:49:01
The trouble with quantum mechanics is like what it describes.
01:49:04
The central element of quantum mechanics is the wave function.
01:49:06
From the wave function we calculate probabilities for measurement results.
01:49:09
So far, so clear.
01:49:10
But what does that mean?
01:49:11
Some say the wave function describes what particles do,
01:49:14
although say no, it just describes what we do. Why?
01:49:17
If you believe the latter, then quantum mechanics is a subjective theory.
01:49:20
It doesn't tell you what's real, it just tells you what you observe.
01:49:23
Physicists believe in the subjectivity of quantum mechanics to different degrees.
01:49:27
Some find it appealing
01:49:28
because it seems to suggest a link to consciousness and extreme cases.
01:49:31
Probably.
01:49:31
Chris.
01:49:32
Folks who defend an interpretation called Cubism that's basically
01:49:36
Jesus knows that anything is real other than yourself.
01:49:39
It's the only interpretation that comes with built in customer support.
01:49:41
If you disagree, you're not real.
01:49:43
Most physicists, to be fair, just ignore the problem.
01:49:45
Shut up and calculate.
01:49:46
Not still very popular.
01:49:47
But it isn't that easy
01:49:48
because in the past years, money keeps rolling in theorems even.
01:49:51
Let's say that in quantum mechanics there can be instances
01:49:54
in which different observers
01:49:55
come to different inconsistent conclusions about what really happened.
01:49:58
This is extremely confusing because it's a self-contradictory statement.
01:50:00
Quantum mechanics are supposed to describe reality, and yet it seems like
01:50:04
if we use quantum mechanics, there's no reality that will fit the bill.
01:50:07
So what are we even talking about?
01:50:09
If this hurts your brain, it should.
01:50:10
The underlying conundrum is that we don't understand what a measurement is.
01:50:13
In quantum mechanics.
01:50:14
You see a detector is also made of particles,
01:50:17
and it should also behave by the rules of quantum mechanics.
01:50:19
Yet if we do it this way, we arrive at the issue that reality isn't real.
01:50:23
The authors of the new paper now say they figured it out.
01:50:26
They work with an approach called quantum Darwinism.
01:50:28
It's named after Charles Darwin because the idea
01:50:30
is that a quantum system reproduces its information
01:50:32
in the environment, and the measurement result is
01:50:34
what's best at reproducing, so that we can then read it out.
01:50:38
Idea, first of all, just goes back to what you just said.
01:50:40
Yeah, well, that way I've never been a fan of this idea,
01:50:43
but let me postpone my misgivings for the moment.
01:50:45
Don't worry, I'm German.
01:50:46
I'm extremely capable of postponing joy when asked to give credit to the authors.
01:50:50
So they've not made a lot out of this.
01:50:51
The new paper.
01:50:52
They say that
01:50:52
they found a precise characterization of the onset of classical yeast.
01:50:56
They have been able to quantify when quantum effects go away.
01:50:59
And they say they've shown that this happens gradually.
01:51:01
So if observers make only few measurements of a quantum object,
01:51:03
all the measurements are not particularly good.
01:51:05
They might not agree, but the more they measure, the more they will agree.
01:51:08
And this is why we all share the same reality.
01:51:11
The neat thing about the paper I studied acknowledges that yes,
01:51:13
they worry some observers can disagree on reality
01:51:15
or correct, but this is only for small systems or imprecise measurements.
01:51:18
The more precise the measurements, the more observers will agree.
01:51:21
This is another win for quantum Darwinism.
01:51:23
After they just showed a few months ago that they had experimentally confirmed
01:51:27
some of the key predictions. Okay, now to my misgivings.
01:51:29
This approach depends on how you define the environment.
01:51:32
This means you must know
01:51:33
what is the system you're trying to measure
01:51:34
and what is the thing that you're measuring with.
01:51:36
In quantum mechanics, there is no such distinction.
01:51:39
You have to put this in by hunt, which means you have
01:51:41
basically postulate of the problem away.
01:51:42
This is why I give this paper three out of ten. All the bullshit meter.
01:51:45
I think it's mathematically fine,
01:51:47
but I didn't really understand the problem that trying to solve.
01:51:50
But it teaches us an interesting lesson.
01:51:52
If reality is what survives repeated
01:51:54
copying into the environment, then Twitter is the most real thing ever.
01:51:58
A few years ago, I received.
01:52:03
Well, what's your take on that?
01:52:05
Because I'm not sure.
01:52:07
Israel. My my answer is always the same.
01:52:09
Yeah, it's kind of the Israel.
01:52:10
It's always the money.
01:52:12
Israel.
01:52:14
I'll hit it if you want.
01:52:16
I know.
01:52:21
So what?
01:52:23
You know, I got one step that I forgot.
01:52:26
But I'll do it right now.
01:52:27
Do it right now before you want to do it.
01:52:31
You got that crunch going on.
01:52:33
And I know, I know, I know there has not been one fucked up on tonight's show.
01:52:38
I got a whole whole Cordoba ball, tortilla soup, extra chips in case.
01:52:43
So just sitting upstairs getting cold on the table, I just had too much.
01:52:46
Oh, but I'll stop.
01:52:48
That's okay.
01:52:49
So I've got something to cover it up right here.
01:52:52
Unless you were ready to, like, go to lunch.
01:52:53
You were supposed to go to.
01:52:56
Wait, you
01:52:57
are supposed to go to a link.
01:53:03
Get killed.
01:53:06
Oh, shit.
01:53:10
Yep yep yep.
01:53:11
Yeah. Simultaneous.
01:53:13
Check out my battlefield. That sounds like some new metal there.
01:53:16
Okay. Fatality.
01:53:17
No, that's not rock. So you called that rock?
01:53:19
That was your first song.
01:53:21
Is homosexuality the Sanity man?
01:53:24
That's cannabis. Paints his voice on the canopy.
01:53:26
She splatters and catheters inserted in that ass of yours.
01:53:29
The man in search of my name and hair of yours.
01:53:32
At first the church was Lance first.
01:53:33
That came first, but first, like a curse.
01:53:35
The birth of a Smurfs. Mother. Your mother with the rubber.
01:53:38
Make cup.
01:53:39
I'll make you a new brother.
01:53:40
Stand up. Stand for vengeance management.
01:53:42
I don't really know a thing about management.
01:53:44
This won't make sense, I guess maybe.
01:53:46
Kenny. Is it exquisite or Kenny?
01:53:48
Perhaps we know right from the right.
01:53:50
I bet I've got a messy recipe of trauma.
01:53:52
And that's where next to me is ecstasy. Don't worry. Look.
01:53:57
Yeah.
01:53:57
So good.
01:53:58
Doesn't do a good job sometimes interpreting lyrics.
01:54:01
It sounds just like a band.
01:54:03
I can't put my finger on it, but it sounds like the summer collection.
01:54:07
It is a summer collection.
01:54:09
It is guillemots. Oh, shit.
01:54:12
Is that a b? All the models.
01:54:13
I don't take them any collection.
01:54:16
Killing them up. Like.
01:54:18
It's weird, though, that it makes all women
01:54:20
look like they have a giant summer collection photoshoot.
01:54:23
All I hear is skinny models. Oh shut up.
01:54:26
Hold on the motorcycle year photoshoot.
01:54:29
Make them shut up. Just watch like you.
01:54:32
Shut up please.
01:54:33
You're ruining it.
01:54:34
Those my collection for my voice.
01:54:37
You make it better.
01:54:38
It's killing you. I'm gonna come of you.
01:54:41
What is I?
01:54:42
Yeah. Oh, no. I suck you down pretty hard.
01:54:44
Collection killing up like it's looping, right?
01:54:48
Yeah. Oh, so.
01:54:50
Oh, you're watching me? Definitely.
01:54:52
All right.
01:54:52
I'm just going to thank you.
01:54:54
Yeah. Keep it going. The rest of the show. Yeah,
01:54:58
I think I can you just you just you show everything now.
01:55:01
Oh, put it on here like that.
01:55:04
Oh, no.
01:55:04
It'll hide if we're not. Yeah.
01:55:07
See, that's what I did.
01:55:08
I can bring yours back without you saying shit.
01:55:10
So be careful what you have up there. Because I just changed.
01:55:12
I just got it back.
01:55:16
Wait, how did you put that back when?
01:55:17
I'm no longer sharing that? I don't know, man. It's so.
01:55:20
I told you I got all fucking weird, bro.
01:55:21
That's that's fucking crazy.
01:55:23
What is this file called?
01:55:24
Drawers? Penis.
01:55:25
What do you want to see?
01:55:29
I really don't know.
01:55:35
Aggressive, futuristic, communistic state.
01:55:39
See you.
01:55:40
You gotta prompt it so it doesn't sound off orderly.
01:55:43
Like that.
01:55:43
Yeah. To you, the light touch looks.
01:55:46
I'll give you a demo plan that you can change the style.
01:55:49
Black leather, chrome face, motherfucking little world.
01:55:51
Stop emotions. They require prescription drugs.
01:55:54
Shave your head and wear a gown and do the job.
01:55:57
I'm a bounty hunter, right, motherfucker?
01:55:59
We're just listening for that.
01:56:00
We don't really need to see it smiling.
01:56:02
I think it's about time for us to fuck this place.
01:56:05
I'm heading for outer space. Lightspeed away.
01:56:07
You can hear it. Sweet.
01:56:08
And I need.
01:56:09
Yeah, I can see it in a little tiny window.
01:56:12
And find some space.
01:56:13
I'm trying to find the space.
01:56:15
Wrap it around my cock with.
01:56:16
It was broken, so I took it and choked to win it.
01:56:19
Fucker real hard.
01:56:20
And now I'm done poking it.
01:56:21
I'm not joking. I'm kidding you.
01:56:22
Next to beat him up, take this phantom menace and jam it in your.
01:56:26
Why are you guys choking each other?
01:56:27
Planet jamming into hyperspace and off to the next phrase I'm the space bomb.
01:56:31
Gave up time. Stop.
01:56:32
I shake it. Intergalactic. Hello?
01:56:35
Oh, I can't oh, yeah. There's like some
01:56:39
oh stop them.
01:56:42
Some Goober is fucking it again in the Phantom.
01:56:44
Oh, shit.
01:56:46
Let's just get the.
01:56:48
I rate the beginning with Gary.
01:56:49
Let's go be less aggressive featuring Gary.
01:56:53
He's like oh, I got him.
01:56:54
I should have an area.
01:56:56
You read my is like, okay, I guess I do what I do,
01:56:59
I guarantee I don't remember, I do it
01:57:02
underground with me.
01:57:04
Some people me black leather, chrome bass.
01:57:07
It's like it's a deep lead.
01:57:09
It does it.
01:57:10
Drugs shake your head and wear a gown and do the job.
01:57:13
You gotta fix it. If it does shit like that.
01:57:16
Yeah, I look back.
01:57:18
Yeah, it's good. That shit's funny.
01:57:20
You're saying that, you know
01:57:21
how long would have taken you to produce that without I.
01:57:23
I don't have time for that, man.
01:57:24
It took me like, what, three seconds to type it in?
01:57:27
I don't have more than three seconds.
01:57:28
Posters in three more seconds.
01:57:31
I'm not a fucking aliens.
01:57:32
What? I'm hearing the chill.
01:57:34
You're not an AI robot,
01:57:35
I get it, I get it with the magic bag activator that says it's my job.
01:57:39
Yeah, let me pay more attention.
01:57:40
Mozart.
01:57:41
Yeah, well, you'll be arguing with welding robots soon enough.
01:57:44
Boba Fett got no all Lego for this.
01:57:48
I know it was a decision about the beauty of this condition without a proper.
01:57:52
So there's a welding robot fixing robot. Listen.
01:57:56
But I still need to fix that robot.
01:57:58
Now, the robot to do it somewhere and shot at the captain is retarded by a Bobby.
01:58:02
Be outsmarted.
01:58:03
I think somebody 40, 40, 40, 40 parents to make it into space.
01:58:08
Poop. Swimming in my always cool.
01:58:10
I'm a bad ass man.
01:58:11
Oh yeah.
01:58:12
Samsung with the body armor rocket like that, I can barely fit
01:58:16
my ass in heaven.
01:58:22
This is great.
01:58:23
I'm just going through all the videos.
01:58:24
That's a great Muted while you're playing that.
01:58:28
So you body a rocket pack.
01:58:31
I can barely fit my ass and well
01:58:34
so what do you guys think about this guy that shove the marathon runner.
01:58:39
Oh yeah. This is fucked up right then
01:58:40
shoves the African man on his face and he wins the.
01:58:46
It's not the real footage.
01:58:47
Just so you know, it's not really it's not the real footage.
01:58:50
It's completely I. Yeah. So the real footage, the guy tripped.
01:58:52
And if you can find it, I couldn't find it.
01:58:55
But you can find it.
01:58:56
It's not nearly nefarious.
01:58:58
The story compared to this put when the story is put with this
01:59:01
I people thinks it's horrendous and real, but it's fake.
01:59:04
Making up.
01:59:06
Just just wanted to get that.
01:59:08
So he tricked me.
01:59:10
No, no, stay kind of tangled because of,
01:59:14
you know, the runners are exhausted at the end.
01:59:16
I don't know, I couldn't find the video, but I heard somebody report it
01:59:19
saying that this.
01:59:20
So you take that as gospel rather than actual video?
01:59:23
I do collab colorable or corroborated.
01:59:28
Oh wow, that is so racist, dude.
01:59:31
Can't say that word that I'm trying to say exactly.
01:59:34
Yeah, I witness, if more than one person has the same baby, right?
01:59:40
Yeah, I get it. I get what you're trying to do.
01:59:43
Corroborating
01:59:45
the others to see how there's two half naked women.
01:59:48
That means that you believe it better than if there was only one,
01:59:50
because one could just make up any old bullshit.
01:59:52
But the two of them would have to make it up.
01:59:54
And, you know, nobody's ever conspired to lie.
01:59:56
So you're the only mapmaker?
02:00:00
Yeah, I can, yeah.
02:00:01
If you can't see the silhouette, they're wearing one piece of clothing.
02:00:05
It's that sheer thing.
02:00:06
Because if you look down below, there, you can see the perfect outlet.
02:00:11
She's now the inlet and seeing women there.
02:00:15
It's a you must be a whore.
02:00:16
I mean, I mean, who doesn't want to just like, you know, have at that, right?
02:00:20
I mean, can you blame them?
02:00:22
I don't want to have a thing.
02:00:24
I just want to look at that. I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole.
02:00:26
I wouldn't touch that with your ten foot pole.
02:00:28
That's gross.
02:00:29
Touch it with a 4.5ft or.
02:00:32
I know, that's why.
02:00:35
That's why.
02:00:35
Modesty is a virtue.
02:00:36
And you want to find a wife, or you want to find a fuck.
02:00:38
They shouldn't swipe and you want to fuck your wife.
02:00:40
Don't get me wrong.
02:00:41
But, yeah, yeah, there are two separate things in the search.
02:00:44
You, in fact,
02:00:46
that's why I'll be so bold to say that if they could all be my wives.
02:00:50
Right.
02:00:50
But they.
02:00:54
I don't think they can.
02:00:55
They can be your four, but they can't be your wife,
02:00:57
because they're all going to be my wives.
02:01:00
And I'm pretty sure it's I, because.
02:01:04
I'm pretty sure it's. I.
02:01:08
Probably.
02:01:10
Right. Yeah.
02:01:11
Sorry, I meant, I mean to preface correct myself with the last one.
02:01:16
I meant to say if I was Muslim, they would all be my wives.
02:01:21
Starting at 13 zero zero.
02:01:24
Continue.
02:01:28
Let's this the here's the thing.
02:01:31
I'm not to go back to, the
02:01:35
rockets were check on Alex Jones's hammered 40 over ten almost.
02:01:39
Alex Jones was absolutely hammered on the temple last Friday.
02:01:42
These days.
02:01:43
Oh, I like the Ian is unelected.
02:01:46
They set up a trade agreement in 56.
02:01:49
The Treaty of Rome.
02:01:51
And so the plans at the Bilderberg meeting to Bilderberg at this point is fine.
02:01:55
They're still still saying things are down.
02:01:58
A couple weeks Bilderberg Group come back.
02:02:00
You can come back whenever you want.
02:02:01
You're walking back a few days.
02:02:03
Yeah, absolutely.
02:02:03
I'm. I'm just for yourself. Yes.
02:02:07
All right, guys, go back.
02:02:09
You can come back whenever you want.
02:02:10
Just walking back a few days.
02:02:12
Yeah, absolutely I was the forehand was awesome.
02:02:15
Yes, yes I'm exhausted.
02:02:17
I love you guys.
02:02:17
All I know is this is a real debate.
02:02:20
Surreal discussion.
02:02:21
And I really appreciate you guys who started the show by threatening
02:02:24
to kick each one of their asses one at a time, or all at once.
02:02:27
It's going to savor the rose like the alcohol has something like, to be honest.
02:02:32
And, do you think you think media matters will write this headline or.
02:02:36
No, this one they're going to avoid?
02:02:38
No, I think I think we should,
02:02:40
I want to come back.
02:02:41
You are allowed.
02:02:42
That is always there's that is acceptable to is. Yes, sir.
02:02:47
But is it relies on.
02:02:48
Excuse me a little bit. It's not too late.
02:02:51
They're there right now.
02:02:52
Real Alex Jones on X. Did you get it?
02:02:55
I imagine a giant Joe Rogan pussy
02:02:59
right up there like, oh, he's, I don't know,
02:03:02
those same facts, Joe.
02:03:04
Running to China.
02:03:06
I think you don't want to leave.
02:03:07
I think you want to keep talking about this.
02:03:10
I want the memes of George Regina.
02:03:13
You might imagine how bad this might be.
02:03:16
Well, how old are you now, Alex?
02:03:18
A burger, a burger, multiple 50.
02:03:20
Do bless you, sir.
02:03:22
He has a stroke.
02:03:23
He starts coughing and he has a stroke.
02:03:25
For anybody that doesn't see how the, sausage made of the flat rancho.
02:03:29
This is how I get greeted with Gary every every evening,
02:03:33
even though he's done talking eloquently and perfectly at 1001.
02:03:36
Right. This is what I hear at 956.
02:03:40
Yeah, I know we're winning, Joe baby, I was with you.
02:03:43
So, the reason I ask you is because I think you're going to be putting the.
02:03:45
But the I'm going to be given the Neuralink,
02:03:48
they're going to be plugged in and they're going to choose the velvety
02:03:51
wizards fighting dragons almost sexy voice doesn't just happen.
02:03:54
He's got to get it up.
02:03:55
Morning health with Comcast and,
02:04:00
I'm calling you.
02:04:01
Okay.
02:04:02
Zaldivar okay,
02:04:06
okay. No.
02:04:07
You're crazy.
02:04:09
What do I do?
02:04:11
Williams.
02:04:13
Here's.
02:04:15
Are you sure you're okay?
02:04:16
I'm not the.
02:04:16
So we're okay.
02:04:17
The point is, they're a racing the House of Lords.
02:04:20
Because it's a checkpoint. Parliament. It's over.
02:04:24
I need to fight the way it was just there.
02:04:25
Oh, hear about a great folk hero
02:04:28
running free.
02:04:31
Running free running fight. God!
02:04:38
Running fagot. Running free.
02:04:40
See the baguette.
02:04:41
See the running fagot, running fagot.
02:04:44
Running free.
02:04:48
Oh, here we go. Oh, shit!
02:04:50
This fuck!
02:04:50
Hancock! Sucker!
02:04:51
Motherfucker!
02:04:52
Is that enough or shall I go on?
02:04:54
Fagot, fagot fagot fagot. Wait!
02:04:56
Go! Fagot jabber fagot fagot
02:04:59
I get
02:05:01
well, what can I do? That's perfect.
02:05:03
My puppy's hungry. I don't know what to do.
02:05:06
Why not try feeding it puppy food?
02:05:10
Why don't you stick around and see the results? No.
02:05:13
Got a dinner ride on the wind.
02:05:16
Running fagot. Running for you.
02:05:18
See the fagot.
02:05:19
He said pop the running fagot.
02:05:22
Run in three.
02:05:28
Howdy strangers.
02:05:29
It was funny at first.
02:05:30
Now it's just weird, right?
02:05:32
Well, what seems to be the problem?
02:05:34
Well, I'll let you have it straight.
02:05:36
I thought it was offensive to begin with.
02:05:37
About 10,000 angry, right? You must be a
02:05:41
one way out.
02:05:42
Have you ever thought of flocking to them?
02:05:45
Running, fagot? Running.
02:05:48
He stopped the car and it by getting folks to talk instead of just a squawk
02:05:51
and squawking and a gawk and mocking and rocking.
02:05:55
I just can't take it another second.
02:06:00
Oh yeah, but you up.
02:06:02
Oh, God. Oh, my.
02:06:05
Oh, he got the referee a oh.
02:06:07
What happened? Hey. Oh, hey.
02:06:10
All right, I'm going to start over.
02:06:11
But only one more time.
02:06:13
Balloon.
02:06:14
I missed it again.
02:06:16
Here you go.
02:06:17
Last time, unlike let's watch.
02:06:20
So weirdly, the referee is already on the ground.
02:06:24
Look up there. No he's not.
02:06:26
Why is that? Where the,
02:06:28
Because the look they must take the screenshot is.
02:06:31
I don't know what the screenshot is.
02:06:34
You don't know?
02:06:35
Oh, yeah. This shit.
02:06:37
Yeah.
02:06:38
Appalling.
02:06:38
Lands on his feet how he can. Yeah.
02:06:41
So unfortunately, this was, had a we w absolutely.
02:06:45
What is oh.
02:06:46
VW for the people that are Ohio Valley wrestling.
02:06:51
That is where, is that where you are? Brock.
02:06:54
That's where Brock Lesnar was, trained and brought up.
02:06:57
That is where John Cena was trained and brought up.
02:07:00
That is where Randy Orton was trained and brought up.
02:07:03
That is where Cody Rhodes was trained and brought up, I don't know,
02:07:06
with a slew of other wrestlers.
02:07:08
It has been owned by Al Snow, who's a very, was more of a
02:07:13
comedic wrestler, but he is very prominent and has been prominent.
02:07:18
He actually,
02:07:20
was a good wrestler
02:07:23
in the second, technically the second longest running televised show.
02:07:29
In history. Mash.
02:07:32
Simpsons.
02:07:32
No. Consecutive.
02:07:34
So wrestling has this adage of taking no off seasons.
02:07:37
So, that is how they're able to be on the forefront
02:07:41
because they're able to produce more episodes than The Simpsons
02:07:46
over the, in weekly
02:07:49
than The Simpsons have in their segmented seasons.
02:07:54
So, absolutely, I believe, WWE
02:08:00
Monday Night Raw is number one, and WWE is number two
02:08:05
a referee. Oh, I got bad news.
02:08:07
Picker Wheeler.
02:08:08
So yeah, the wrestling bump thing is, is, you know,
02:08:12
the referee bump is always a good one.
02:08:14
But, you know, the guy did not do this properly.
02:08:17
He landed directly on the guy.
02:08:19
Normally they jump off to the side and hit them with their elbow,
02:08:23
which always looks cartoonish as fuck because, like,
02:08:25
why would you just hit them with just your elbow
02:08:27
and you could throw your whole body in that? Right.
02:08:29
This guy's thinking it's a legitimate fight, centralized,
02:08:31
but in actuality, you should just hit him with the side of your body.
02:08:35
That way you're able
02:08:35
to, like, pretend like you're laying it in when you're just kind of barking at it.
02:08:39
Landed on him, apparently this guy has, He.
02:08:43
Yeah, he stiffens up.
02:08:44
He has a seizure.
02:08:45
He's he's still not doing the greatest.
02:08:49
But he's alive still.
02:08:50
So, I mean, that's good,
02:08:53
but so would you say he died and then he's alive again?
02:08:57
No, no, because I don't think it's the same him.
02:09:00
So, I mean, like, I don't know how.
02:09:02
Because if you rattle your brain enough or, like, say, people all time or,
02:09:07
timer's.
02:09:08
Gary, how do you, how do you, how do you compare something Alzheimer's
02:09:12
versus like the clone fly that we were seeing earlier?
02:09:15
What would you compare that?
02:09:17
I that they're not terribly comparable.
02:09:20
Flies completely different.
02:09:23
Well, first of all, I can't assign agency to a fly.
02:09:28
They I'm just saying, like, the the premise, the premise.
02:09:31
They don't have the actual thought process.
02:09:34
But, all I want is someone who is who is brain dead.
02:09:39
Not any different than a clone of something.
02:09:42
Because you're not. You're not actually the same person.
02:09:44
I've heard that.
02:09:45
You know, you've heard those stories.
02:09:46
Everyone shed your entire first layer of skin and replace it every nine hours.
02:09:51
You, You.
02:09:54
That's true.
02:09:55
I mean, dolphins do it every two hours.
02:09:57
I look at my beach and I'm like, you're not the same.
02:09:59
You know
02:10:01
what I'm saying?
02:10:02
Her outer layer with has been replaced nine hours.
02:10:05
You to do it
02:10:07
and then again in another round.
02:10:08
In another nine hours, your entire XO.
02:10:11
Whatever case you look like in 15 years.
02:10:14
Yeah.
02:10:14
I'm not terribly familiar with your
02:10:17
your your skin, but your personality.
02:10:21
And don't get familiar with it.
02:10:22
It's going to be gone in nine hours, right?
02:10:25
Just just the very thin outer layer.
02:10:28
Yeah.
02:10:28
That's changed, but it's still me in a greater sense for a collective memory.
02:10:34
I mean, why is it
02:10:35
why is it that when you look at old pictures,
02:10:38
I think you should give it a chance, since it's
02:10:39
first picture of Gary, I'm like, oh my God, is that Gary?
02:10:42
Like like, oh my gosh.
02:10:44
Like, it's almost like the person that is in Back In Time in the picture is
02:10:47
not you and and people interpreted like, oh my God, that's you.
02:10:51
Like, oh my God. Like it's a different person.
02:10:53
It wasn't a superstition.
02:10:54
It would grab your spirit or your soul.
02:10:56
So a lot of people avoided early photography.
02:10:59
I wouldn't recognize a picture or any of this stupid mustache and shit.
02:11:05
And it's
02:11:05
like, oh, my dad should go one at a time.
02:11:09
No, we can talk over each other.
02:11:12
It makes for good radio.
02:11:13
Okay, okay.
02:11:16
Well, I'm so glad I'm the one that.
02:11:18
Stop talking because this is great.
02:11:25
You're welcome.
02:11:28
I love that map.
02:11:32
You know, sometimes I wonder, like,
02:11:34
if I don't, that's the problem, that I know what I do a bit when I stop.
02:11:38
And this is again.
02:11:41
No, I can go below.
02:11:44
My my example
02:11:46
I love just talking about is Phineas Gage.
02:11:50
British Gage was, foreman
02:11:52
at a railroad construction site.
02:11:56
They're going to say a remember company in Armada.
02:11:59
And he, was tamping a, dynamite charge.
02:12:04
Oh, these are hilarious.
02:12:06
But he just keep talking while we watch, and then it's better.
02:12:10
Yeah, that's what I was doing, but I was interrupted by you
02:12:13
telling me to keep going.
02:12:14
But. No, you said shut up.
02:12:16
We know it's hilarious.
02:12:17
We don't want to make a bigger deal out of interruptions.
02:12:19
What do you want? No. For you.
02:12:23
You don't want the whole show.
02:12:26
So, Phineas
02:12:27
tamping, dynamite charge!
02:12:30
And it
02:12:32
it blew up the tamping rod
02:12:35
flew through the bottom.
02:12:38
Rod. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I heard that, too.
02:12:41
Tamping like the applicator or what?
02:12:44
Tamping rod.
02:12:46
Wait, what? The applicator.
02:12:48
What's tampon?
02:12:50
Vagina shock syndrome.
02:12:51
What the fuck is that about? What is the string?
02:12:54
The string it blasted through the bottom.
02:12:56
Yeah,
02:12:58
the applicator and Hugo resolved to pull the string.
02:13:01
It doesn't talk and blast out about 40% of his frontal lobe.
02:13:06
Wouldn't that be great?
02:13:08
It pulled out the applicator and blasted.
02:13:11
What do you pull on the string?
02:13:13
It years as a completely different person.
02:13:20
Well, when you say completely different,
02:13:21
I would just say different, but not completely different.
02:13:24
Yeah. Like physically there
02:13:27
completely would have to be 0% in my opinion.
02:13:30
0%. Similarly was by all accounts by all.
02:13:34
So not not even a tooth.
02:13:36
Not even a tooth was the same.
02:13:38
There was not a single account that was, oh, I'm sorry, his personality was from
02:13:43
you can different you can account and this show being numbered.
02:13:48
Yes you can as above.
02:13:50
So below.
02:13:51
You son of a bitch.
02:13:54
What does he do that
02:13:56
I don't know, we're supposed to wrap this.
02:13:57
Just thought he can't even give us a final thought.
02:13:59
We yet we followed it.
02:14:00
I even wrote it out to everybody.
02:14:05
We should hit this at least.
02:14:06
Just wrap it up with something. He.
02:14:07
Because he had nothing, show any emotion.
02:14:11
This is what Brady Brady and George Geary
02:14:14
as above and so below because he's so close Brady.
02:14:19
And for sure what do we get our way.
02:14:23
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady
02:14:27
and John show it's Brady and draw.
02:14:30
It's their show.
02:14:31
No Brady draw.
02:14:41
Here we go.
02:14:42
Shit.
02:14:42
Someone
02:14:44
was our show enough or shall I go on?
02:14:47
Fagot, fagot fagot fagot. Wait!
02:14:48
Go! Fagot jabber fagot fagot.
02:14:54
Well, we don't need that.
02:14:55
We don't need that sound.
02:14:57
Dude, that doesn't look safe.
02:14:58
Is it strapped in?
02:15:00
It looks like it just has a collar and it's just sitting there.
02:15:02
This is a strap on
02:15:05
the dog.
02:15:06
The dog?
02:15:10
But you wouldn't do that.
02:15:11
You just wouldn't do that.
02:15:15
I don't believe it.
02:15:18
Not for a minute.
02:15:22
Wrestling.
02:15:23
Hot chicks.
02:15:24
More wrestling.
02:15:28
Hey, so you were talking about something.
02:15:31
I don't know if you recall or not, but you were.
02:15:33
Do you remember
02:15:36
Summer?
02:15:37
Remember that one time you were talking about something?
02:15:40
I said something and you attacked me.
02:15:42
I said something that there's. They just try to.
02:15:44
What are you.
02:15:45
I told something, and I supposed to look at it. Hold on.
02:15:48
Which one are you
02:15:50
being?
02:15:50
What? What do you hold?
02:15:51
What do you pawn?
02:15:57
I don't know what you're doing.
02:15:59
I don't hear any sound.
02:16:00
Anyways, I'm just going to keep talking.
02:16:02
You had said something that they they they don't treat
02:16:05
something about your fucking beer
02:16:07
all over my goddamn shit here.
02:16:12
Well, happy Saint Patrick's day.
02:16:14
You're the earliest drinker.
02:16:16
The bars don't open till seven, but they're open till two
02:16:19
in Ohio,
02:16:22
so, yeah, I draw, I draw.
02:16:23
Thought I had something against the medical community, apparently.
02:16:26
But we support the medical computer community 100%.
02:16:29
You have a.
02:16:30
I made a simple statement a long time ago that they they fund treatment
02:16:34
so they can continue
02:16:35
to make money off of it instead of cures, which I alleged that they suppress.
02:16:41
Now, that same
02:16:42
drunk son of a bitch who just can't even put two words together at night.
02:16:46
What puts puts this story together during the day,
02:16:50
which says they knew parasitic worms cancerous tumors thrived
02:16:55
in similar conditions and could be treated with a cheap
02:16:57
and very available chemical compound, it says compounds.
02:17:00
But that doesn't make sense.
02:17:02
Plus, CIA documents claim every cell in your body is an electrochemical
02:17:05
liquid crystal that is receiving every form of energy in the universe.
02:17:10
That should be front page news.
02:17:14
And then if you care to listen to him, he talks about it,
02:17:16
but he also tries to sell a bunch of supplements.
02:17:18
I'm not sure if I should trust what he has to say,
02:17:20
but the point is, is and I've been trying to find these, the CIA,
02:17:24
I want to see the actual CIA documents.
02:17:28
Oh, I thought I muted the shit
02:17:31
she working against cancers.
02:17:33
Now this is all over the place Joe Rogan talks about I have for years,
02:17:36
but here it is scientists and doctors figuring out now,
02:17:40
the CIA knew in 62 that De Wormer could reverse course for them.
02:17:45
Tell the public that's mass murder.
02:17:47
Here it is.
02:17:48
My parasite medications work against cancer cells,
02:17:52
and it turns out that the parasites
02:17:55
use mitochondrial substrate level phosphorylation in the tissue.
02:17:59
And he doesn't sell these.
02:18:00
So that's why I think I believe it was all kill these parasites.
02:18:04
So I try to answer cell and sure, sure is how they did
02:18:09
this the mitochondrial subspace analysis.
02:18:12
So I don't know what that sounds like.
02:18:14
It cures or reverses cancer.
02:18:16
It's not a parasite of the mind.
02:18:18
So cancer is a parasite.
02:18:19
It's not a parasite.
02:18:20
Yeah.
02:18:20
The mitochondria, the stuff that actually is at the helm of our body.
02:18:24
It's a foreign it's a foreign.
02:18:25
Something that's in our body and everything
02:18:27
it does every Paleozoic in the mitochondria.
02:18:31
Right.
02:18:31
I think you said a period and in a
02:18:36
that's the Harris.
02:18:38
This show just got way dumber, slightly over
02:18:40
tumors use a common metabolic pathway.
02:18:43
And a drug that works against parasites can be very effective against cancer.
02:18:46
But the key thing is, he said in 1962, they discovered this,
02:18:49
but they suppressed it
02:18:52
because it was cheap and plentiful.
02:18:54
And now they're making a shitload of money.
02:18:56
They feed us foods,
02:18:58
they give us cancer and make us fall apart and then give us drugs.
02:19:02
I went for him.
02:19:03
You're the only. It's the food that gives you cancer.
02:19:05
Makes you fall apart.
02:19:06
I do eat some of that shit. You eat some of it too.
02:19:09
I do my best not to, but my best as much with others. But
02:19:13
I eat way better than
02:19:15
most, which is pretty bad.
02:19:18
Well, a lot of people.
02:19:19
Just the fact.
02:19:20
Do I know people that have never cooked their own meal?
02:19:23
That's crazy to me.
02:19:26
They don't participate in any way and they're not rich.
02:19:28
It's not like they it's not like they have a chef.
02:19:31
Yeah.
02:19:31
So I like sort of worked from home
02:19:34
all week, but the business is local as well.
02:19:38
You sort of work are you were sort of at home.
02:19:40
Oh well yeah I still sort of get my freedom.
02:19:44
And it was almost like a task to come home and like go out to eat
02:19:47
five nights a week.
02:19:49
It was absolute ridiculous.
02:19:52
Wait, you're saying it was harder to go out to eat?
02:19:55
It was hard to go out to eat five nights a week and find, like,
02:19:57
something different or something.
02:19:59
Can I ask her to even the effort of just going, driving,
02:20:02
fucking 10 to 16, can I ask a stupid personal question?
02:20:07
You could do? Got the answer, but I'm still going to ask it.
02:20:08
Is your car paid?
02:20:10
You said Carpe diem.
02:20:11
I think that means seize the day. I think you mean.
02:20:15
Yeah.
02:20:16
Anyways, the per diem,
02:20:19
which is what you meant.
02:20:20
I'm sure, you can't buy groceries with that.
02:20:24
You have to buy prepared food.
02:20:26
I've done that before.
02:20:27
And I've always question like you.
02:20:29
Question like he's like, why can't I just get whatever the fuck I want?
02:20:32
Yeah.
02:20:33
Your best ideal thing is if you're in a hotel
02:20:35
and you can buy fresh fruit and fresh ingredients and make something
02:20:38
somehow, like with an air fryer or microwave, you should probably do that
02:20:41
instead of eating fucking fast food or even a relatively.
02:20:45
I've got like lettuce, a banana, like whatever meat.
02:20:50
And some.
02:20:52
Yeah, you should you should be punished.
02:20:54
That's weird. A lot of people probably like, fuck that.
02:20:56
I mean, if they're going to pay for it, I'm going to do that. But.
02:20:59
Oh, you should have the option right now.
02:21:03
Yeah, but you did.
02:21:03
And that's what we begin to see.
02:21:05
And you probably need something to hold the salt and butter rings of broccoli.
02:21:08
Nutritional ketosis.
02:21:10
Yeah.
02:21:10
But if it's in a steakhouse it's just fucking garlic salt butter.
02:21:14
Cut off the same mechanism in cancer.
02:21:17
But we now know
02:21:18
and I've known that a lot of cancers for parasites, it's double good.
02:21:21
And I don't sell that.
02:21:22
But you can buy it online.
02:21:25
And my medical doctor told me years ago, take this once a year as a regimen.
02:21:28
I do.
02:21:29
That's important information you might want to write down.
02:21:31
Folks.
02:21:33
Write that down.
02:21:35
You write it down.
02:21:36
I didn't write it down.
02:21:37
You should take that once a year.
02:21:39
This is not medical information.
02:21:41
Suppressed since 1962.
02:21:45
Did you know that
02:21:46
the people that may have given you the Covid cancer shot
02:21:50
in the same time they were knowing that it was going to start super cancers,
02:21:54
was patenting cancer treatments the Covid cancer shot?
02:21:59
Yeah, the Covid shot, whatever you want to call it vaccine potato.
02:22:02
Potato. Wait, what?
02:22:05
They knew that it was going to give the the
02:22:07
you know, the spike protein was going to create all kinds of super cancers.
02:22:11
They knew it.
02:22:11
And instead of stopping it and saying, we can't do this,
02:22:15
all humanity is going to stop.
02:22:16
We must do this.
02:22:17
They changed it to and now actually, even beforehand, the whole plan was,
02:22:22
fuck it, we'll just profit all these off, off of all these super cancers,
02:22:25
because we have these patents on treatments, not drugs.
02:22:28
Everything's always a treatment.
02:22:31
But that's not as
02:22:32
important as female giants.
02:22:38
Well, if there was no money
02:22:39
means we'd have no nothing.
02:22:43
You sure we would.
02:22:45
We existed long before money.
02:22:47
You know, the first money was just a stick that they cut notches on or they got.
02:22:51
If anyone could do it, it'd be everywhere.
02:22:55
What? No.
02:22:57
If everyone could do it, it'd be everywhere.
02:22:59
Is what you're saying.
02:23:01
That's why sidewalks exist everywhere.
02:23:04
Do. Are you in my fucking world?
02:23:06
They just went and put spots on all our sidewalks.
02:23:08
The city, like, once every so many years, marks where they're going to repair.
02:23:14
And we were thinking that
02:23:15
since April fools us here,
02:23:18
that we would go out and spray green dots on every fucking sidewalk square.
02:23:23
Do you think? Is that funny or destructive?
02:23:24
Because there's no possible way that they would know their dots from
02:23:28
all the other dots.
02:23:29
Maybe I shouldn't be admitting this on air.
02:23:32
I mean, if you have if you found issue with other. No.
02:23:36
No issue.
02:23:36
Well, yeah. Yeah, but that's not fun.
02:23:38
We're no we're going to spray them on every fucking point.
02:23:41
You're just being a, you're being a vandal.
02:23:42
Then you're kind of being an asshole.
02:23:44
You're you're for it's April Fools.
02:23:46
Isn't that excuse.
02:23:48
So no, no.
02:23:49
If you were going over there being there kind of being a bit conservative
02:23:53
with their idea of what they need to fix.
02:23:54
And you went, well, I kind of want this one fixed, too.
02:23:57
I could see justifying that you're going to like this.
02:24:00
You're just an asshole. You're being a child.
02:24:01
You're being a here, I'm going to
02:24:03
watch how fast I watch how fast I turn you against the government here.
02:24:07
So not only do they spray the city CityWalk,
02:24:09
which they're responsible for it,
02:24:10
I appreciate it, because a big stump fell and broke one of our city things.
02:24:13
A lot of people are walk, but they also I have
02:24:16
a little triangle pad because I don't like to go over the dirt on my driveway.
02:24:20
So you shave a little triangle?
02:24:22
No, no, I have a triangle pad of cement.
02:24:24
I have a cement pad. Like, you know how a driveway?
02:24:26
Imagine a driveway. You can picture a driveway, right?
02:24:28
A little flared at the end and it meets the street.
02:24:30
No, no.
02:24:31
And then it comes up and it's squared.
02:24:33
It's a 90 degree angle to the sidewalk, you see.
02:24:36
But I have a five car garage, a driveway.
02:24:39
And when I cut over to that, I kept cutting over the grass.
02:24:42
So when I had my cement done, I said, hey,
02:24:44
can you put a fucking triangle curve in there?
02:24:47
The fuckers marked that.
02:24:48
Did you have a triangle in my bush?
02:24:51
Yeah, I like a little patch to drive over.
02:24:53
I don't, I don't,
02:24:55
I don't want to get all dirty.
02:24:56
Yeah, yeah.
02:24:57
Dirty, smelly muddy, you know what I mean?
02:25:01
Hair makes it muddy.
02:25:02
Both ends.
02:25:04
That's gross.
02:25:05
Anyway, they put a green dot on it because it's on a little bit of an angle,
02:25:08
but it's just a pad.
02:25:09
It's not like people walk on it. Nobody's going to trip on it.
02:25:12
It's just a little pad so that I don't get mud, because otherwise do.
02:25:16
The mud just goes all over my driveway.
02:25:18
The dirt, the mud, the snow, the grass, whatever's on there.
02:25:22
What do you think of them putting green dots on my property,
02:25:24
not on the city's property.
02:25:28
I thought it was a little bit unbecoming.
02:25:30
An overstepping pug.
02:25:33
They're going to fix your driveway for free.
02:25:35
No, no, I think they're going to be like, hey, you got to fix it.
02:25:38
We just realized it's a safety hazard or some shit.
02:25:43
And as
02:25:44
as my wife and I went for a walk, we noticed they did all kinds of people's,
02:25:47
like, way up their driveway, way up their own sidewalks,
02:25:51
the personal sidewalk that goes to their front door.
02:25:53
That's not.
02:25:55
I mean, yeah, if they're going to fix it, that's great.
02:25:56
But I know they're not.
02:26:00
Third party company or city?
02:26:03
City. I'm sure it's the city.
02:26:04
I'm sure they contract out, but it's city controlled
02:26:06
because I wonder if it's just like, hey, when I sell my shit, my city.
02:26:11
So nice and so good and so up on the backs in this area.
02:26:14
But if there's dots elsewhere, sell the, you know, sell the house on fixing those
02:26:19
while we're there, maybe. No.
02:26:20
So listen, so we did our own driveway and I was like, do the sidewalk too.
02:26:25
You know, you're tearing it all up. Do the fucking sidewalk.
02:26:28
And then my wife is thorough
02:26:30
and is diligent as she is,
02:26:31
realize we got like a $200 credit for each one that we did
02:26:34
because they allow us so much tax revenue each year to just have it fixed.
02:26:38
But since we fixed it, we got all that kickback,
02:26:42
which I just thought, wow, that's that's mighty.
02:26:45
You know, whatever they say.
02:26:46
Mighty nice of them.
02:26:51
Will fix it.
02:26:51
This dwarfs might just be
02:26:53
who is stronger female giants or the world's strongest dwarfs. My.
02:26:56
It's crazy.
02:26:57
They don't give you the two.
02:26:58
They don't give you the 200 bucks every year to win so many years.
02:27:01
You're trying to work up to 500 pounds.
02:27:03
Three one rep squad, which I still can't believe.
02:27:05
That is insane.
02:27:06
But the dwarfs worked up to 585 pounds.
02:27:09
Is that really is fair, though, because they don't have to lift it as high.
02:27:14
Does that matter?
02:27:15
Isn't it like it does?
02:27:17
Again, I've complained about that.
02:27:19
I never knew in high school that
02:27:21
I couldn't bench as much as other people because I'm fucking six foot eight.
02:27:24
Well, I knew that.
02:27:25
And I was like, I was weak in bench pressing.
02:27:27
And it was like, no, because I'm pushing the shit so much further.
02:27:30
Yeah.
02:27:31
The father well, technically, if you're really tall,
02:27:33
you should break free of gravity when you get it up high enough.
02:27:36
The theory of that's a theory anyway.
02:27:39
No three reps.
02:27:40
So they definitely won this round.
02:27:41
Next up we have a 6,000 pound G can only be so big for the car in 19.39 seconds.
02:27:47
But the girls pulled the car in 19.23 seconds so they just barely won
02:27:51
this round.
02:27:51
Next up just girl lateral 3V3 wrestling match.
02:27:54
And I don't know how, but the dwarfs destroyed the girls.
02:27:56
The three girls didn't laugh.
02:27:58
It's called muscle density. It's pretty simple.
02:28:00
Even though they work as hard as they can, they'll never.
02:28:02
Their muscles are never as dense, thus never as powerful.
02:28:06
It's a reality.
02:28:07
I hate to break it to you, superhero movies aren't real.
02:28:09
It's 10s in there, right?
02:28:11
Oh, no. Well, well.
02:28:15
Next up, Jesse had them do A55, and it was essentially the exact same thing.
02:28:18
I mean, why would it be any different
02:28:20
if three on three was wrestling and wouldn't five on five
02:28:23
unless two more of them are men on their team, it's going to be the same result.
02:28:27
No more. More, dude.
02:28:28
Let's do seven on seven.
02:28:30
Let's scale it up to 100 versus 100.
02:28:32
I'm pretty sure the results are going to be the same.
02:28:34
How about 1V1
02:28:37
doors
02:28:37
were literally throwing these six foot five girls out of the range.
02:28:40
That's a replay because I literally just don't believe
02:28:43
that he didn't touch the ground for the last event.
02:28:45
They had to do a farmer's carry race where they're holding.
02:28:47
Okay, now hold on a second.
02:28:48
This one isn't fair because the girls are going to be dragging on the ground.
02:28:52
I can't wait to see if they have to show up
02:28:54
carrying them right?
02:28:57
Hey, you said you shouldn't run with your tongue out like that too.
02:28:59
You're going to bite it off
02:29:01
their opponent, which is the square of the square.
02:29:03
Kubla,
02:29:05
a creature the size of Godzilla is physically impossible due to the square
02:29:09
cube law, where volume weight increases exponentially faster than surface area.
02:29:13
Muscle. Bone strength.
02:29:15
At that scale, Godzilla's bones would shatter under his own weight,
02:29:18
and he would overheat as his internal heat
02:29:21
production would vastly exceed his surface area cooling capacity.
02:29:25
That was a different like.
02:29:26
So I know in the essence of Godzilla.
02:29:29
And that's what I, quite clearly don't be like a carbon fiber mattress.
02:29:34
I don't know, I don't know what evolved.
02:29:36
Obviously we evolve.
02:29:37
There's birds that shouldn't be able to fly.
02:29:39
Their bones are hollow, yet still strong. There's balsa wood.
02:29:42
Who can explain that shit?
02:29:44
Who can explain balsa wood?
02:29:45
Right?
02:29:47
Really? Have you ever seen it? It's amazing.
02:29:48
It's fucking so light.
02:29:49
It's amazing.
02:29:50
It's beautiful.
02:29:51
Also, I don't know if it's beautiful.
02:29:55
Well, let me ask.
02:29:55
Let me query.
02:29:56
I ass.
02:29:58
That's all I'm thinking of was ass.
02:30:00
He's carrying her the wrong way.
02:30:01
She and one leg over each shoulder.
02:30:05
In the dwarfs weigh 100 pounds at the most.
02:30:07
A dwarf still one.
02:30:08
They carry the girl back faster.
02:30:09
Both of them were extreme.
02:30:11
So the question is, if you had a choice between a lady firefighter
02:30:14
or a midget firefighter, what would you choose
02:30:18
coming to rescue, you know, needing to rescue you
02:30:20
at your height?
02:30:24
Say, I think two midgets, two major
02:30:26
to be able to carry you down a flight of stairs.
02:30:28
But I don't think two women could.
02:30:32
Sorry, women.
02:30:33
I'm sure there's two.
02:30:33
You'll find me two out of the entire 8 billion people of the world. But.
02:30:40
And we have so many videos on this show of women being
02:30:43
okay.
02:30:43
The material bones are made of hydrogen peroxide in college.
02:30:49
And while we could imagine
02:30:50
a creature with carbon fiber bones or steel cable muscles,
02:30:53
those materials don't exist in nature for two main reasons self-repair.
02:30:58
Self-repair.
02:30:59
Biological materials have to be alive.
02:31:02
They need blood vessels to bring in nutrients and fix micro fractures.
02:31:07
If Godzilla had steel bones, he couldn't heal them.
02:31:10
I don't think they need to be healed.
02:31:12
Single stress crack would eventually lead to a catastrophic snap.
02:31:15
Of course.
02:31:17
Resource costs.
02:31:18
Creating super strong synthetic materials requires immense heat and pressure.
02:31:22
Like a factory.
02:31:23
A biological body has to grow these materials, and the temperature could grow
02:31:28
it only using the food it eats.
02:31:31
Muscle fuel problem.
02:31:33
Even if Godzilla has super strong biological titanium bones, I would snap.
02:31:36
That wouldn't snap.
02:31:37
His muscles would still fail.
02:31:39
Energy density. Muscles.
02:31:41
Muscle contraction relies on ATP
02:31:45
chemical energy to move nine 90,000 tons.
02:31:48
The sheer amount of chemical reactions needed would generate so much heat that
02:31:53
the muscles would literally cauterize, and would stop working within seconds.
02:31:57
It's interesting.
02:31:57
So this is like fucking physics of physics.
02:32:01
Physics attachment points of the muscles are super strong.
02:32:05
They would simply tear off the bone.
02:32:07
You need to redesign the entire connection system,
02:32:10
tendons and ligaments to be as strong as an industrial crane.
02:32:14
Cables.
02:32:16
Why the correlation of humans matters.
02:32:18
We use humans or elephants as a benchmark,
02:32:22
because terrestrial biology across all species is remarkably similar.
02:32:26
So similar at a molecular level,
02:32:30
from a mouse to a
02:32:31
T-Rex, the building blocks calcium in the bone for the spider web.
02:32:35
Fibers for muscles are essentially the same.
02:32:38
Scaling laws.
02:32:39
Physics don't care what you're made of.
02:32:40
The square cube law applies to everything.
02:32:43
If you made a bridge ten times bigger without changing its proportions,
02:32:46
it would eventually collapse under its own weight.
02:32:48
Whether it's made of wood, stone or steel.
02:32:53
Godzilla just doesn't need stronger bones.
02:32:54
He would need to completely to.
02:32:57
He would need a completely non-biological internal chemistry,
02:33:00
something closer to a nuclear powered machine than an animal.
02:33:07
So let this bitch can let this bitch finish.
02:33:09
Down North Side, a new mural is sparking a major conversation.
02:33:14
This artwork aims to support Palestine, but it's left
02:33:17
some African-American community leaders scratching their heads.
02:33:20
Taylor Brian explains. Live at five.
02:33:23
Now I talked to different black community leaders
02:33:25
in Richmond, and they say that they don't have a do they show it again,
02:33:28
Brian, the show really close the van now I talked to
02:33:32
she didn't look like she had a, wide enough nose to be honest.
02:33:37
Yeah,
02:33:39
well, because she's not black, you say
02:33:41
pro pro-Palestine, free Palestine.
02:33:44
She's not black, she's Palestinian.
02:33:48
So apparently the shorts of the sort of the story that they're black.
02:33:52
That's the places that you think Palestinians are black.
02:33:55
The Palestinian flag is green, white and red. So.
02:33:59
And somehow watermelon
02:34:01
signifies the freedom and blah, blah blah that I'm unaware of.
02:34:03
But it means something completely different in the black community per se.
02:34:08
Charlamagne the God for black.
02:34:10
He speaks for the entire black community is what I'm saying.
02:34:13
And so does this lady live at five?
02:34:15
Like, if so, if I was born black,
02:34:17
is there like some way that I can, like opt out of the black?
02:34:19
I mean, did you see her hair?
02:34:21
Obviously she speaks for black people, right?
02:34:23
But so just because she has hair like, you know, somebody else's
02:34:27
share curls as if she community, I don't know.
02:34:31
Now I talk to different black.
02:34:32
I know I knew a redhead
02:34:33
that was white as fuck that had, curly hair very similar to that.
02:34:39
Did.
02:34:40
My hair is very similar to that. That's why I keep it so short.
02:34:43
And they say that they don't have a problem with the message of the mural,
02:34:47
just the watermelon imagery at the intersection of the watermelon.
02:34:51
Do you think that like this mural?
02:34:53
No, it's. The problem. Is they like it too much.
02:34:56
They're like, I can't drive. It's distracting.
02:34:58
All I want is watermelon holding a slice of watermelon.
02:35:01
It's causing accidents. It is.
02:35:03
If you don't know what this imagery means.
02:35:04
Only for black people.
02:35:06
Movement doctor to toe to win.
02:35:08
It's racist
02:35:08
because only the black people are getting the accidents in front of this.
02:35:12
Yeah,
02:35:14
dude, heaven forbid there's a cab through that store.
02:35:16
What if there's a KFC next door to the West Bank and Gaza pictures?
02:35:20
You gotta keep in mind these people don't even have IDs.
02:35:22
They don't know how to get IDs.
02:35:25
First Palestinian
02:35:27
with Palestinian flag has four colors
02:35:30
red for kite, black and green,
02:35:33
which also happens to be the colors of a slice of watermelon.
02:35:38
I've never seen a black watermelon and I don't know
02:35:42
what the fuck color seeds do you eat, man?
02:35:46
I mean, what color?
02:35:47
What color of the watermelon?
02:35:49
Yeah.
02:35:49
Usually there, you know, that's C that's some genetically modified chemical.
02:35:53
Yeah, I think I get rid of all the black out of it.
02:35:55
They put a chemical in there that that makes the seeds not develop
02:35:59
like a gender blocker.
02:36:02
They just don't birth it.
02:36:03
You're in. Dude.
02:36:04
Fuck it.
02:36:04
You're no, you're eating trans watermelon, dude.
02:36:07
Is that people become creative.
02:36:09
Meaning ribs.
02:36:11
Speaking of black people express their national identity.
02:36:13
We had ribs.
02:36:15
You got.
02:36:15
You ever see butcher block? It's not bad.
02:36:17
Recently popularized globally to signify Palestinian solidarity.
02:36:22
It's not about the actual watermelon, but the colors.
02:36:24
However, the mural is in a historically black
02:36:27
neighborhood undergoing gentrification, and the watermelon.
02:36:30
Wait, what?
02:36:31
She just said it out loud. She said the part.
02:36:33
She said the quiet part out loud.
02:36:36
Holy screaming pop.
02:36:40
What do you mean, a historically black neighborhood?
02:36:42
What is that going through?
02:36:43
Gentrification.
02:36:45
That's the metaphor we're talking about.
02:36:47
If we're talking about like, giving land back to, you know, the owners,
02:36:51
Oh, you mean the Rothschilds?
02:36:54
Detroit? No, my family's from Detroit. Proper.
02:36:57
Like what?
02:36:57
It was like, you know, not.
02:36:59
Yeah, my wife's family.
02:37:01
My wife's family, too.
02:37:03
They lived right where 696 is.
02:37:06
You used to. Used to be. I'm from New York.
02:37:08
White and successful.
02:37:10
I don't see why we don't give that land back
02:37:12
to who it was stolen from.
02:37:15
Just first.
02:37:16
You first.
02:37:20
Wait, so you're you're obviously relating that that
02:37:23
I'm just making a joke, obviously.
02:37:25
But I'm just saying, like this, this outrage of, like.
02:37:29
Whose land belongs to who?
02:37:30
And like, this is a completely different subject.
02:37:31
But, you know, it's like, well,
02:37:34
why don't we go back to that place to signify Palestinian solidarity?
02:37:38
It's not about the actual watermelon, but the color.
02:37:40
I think the Free Palestine shit is horseshit as well.
02:37:42
Like they should have a problem with the Free Palestine message is really?
02:37:45
Yeah, it's going to attract more Jews.
02:37:48
They see the free shit.
02:37:49
I thought the I thought free Palestine is what the other side,
02:37:52
the non-Jew side yelled.
02:37:55
Hey yo!
02:37:56
Dang it, you both sides yell it!
02:37:58
You know what? I don't even care if the show gets interrupted.
02:38:00
You can.
02:38:00
I'm going to
02:38:01
just play the gentrification and the watermelon imagery hits different.
02:38:04
I was taken aback because of the imagery that it represents.
02:38:08
So to me, it's weird understanding the history of our people.
02:38:13
I bet you if you like, happen to in the Jim Crow era and had more
02:38:16
to just have like a bunch of people walk by with us
02:38:19
and you were to ask a bunch of man black people
02:38:23
to get all this going.
02:38:24
Yeah,
02:38:26
I never saw
02:38:29
no record
02:38:31
of the black people, the racist in the black community.
02:38:34
But it was, you know, weird how that is so funny to me.
02:38:37
Sorry for that.
02:38:40
We didn't want to know.
02:38:41
Weird how something that's completely, like, not meant to be racist at all.
02:38:45
All these people that want to be a victim of racism.
02:38:49
Oh, the phone, all the racist stuff. Oh, no.
02:38:52
Just not
02:38:54
much for the defense.
02:38:57
Did they have somebody else?
02:38:58
No, no, no, it's like they have nothing else going on.
02:39:02
And like on route 16.
02:39:04
And so this is just what they cling to and they think it's everywhere when it's
02:39:08
really not. Yeah. They're creating it.
02:39:10
You're the one making it.
02:39:11
It I think nobody no one else's. You are
02:39:16
I know you got
02:39:20
no regard record.
02:39:22
I was never no no funny.
02:39:24
You got no record Ryan as the latest on might be their fault.
02:39:29
People are feeling in the aftermath.
02:39:33
I think the story switched and I missed it
02:39:35
because I was busy trying to get the sound back on that.
02:39:38
Because we're good.
02:39:40
We're good.
02:39:41
We are very good.
02:39:44
I can close this now.
02:39:46
I can even go back to this.
02:39:48
There has not been one fucked up.
02:39:51
There hasn't.
02:39:53
There's only been fixes.
02:39:55
A fuck up is a
02:39:57
is not a fuck up if it's fixed.
02:40:03
Picker is still very broken.
02:40:08
Man, I can't believe I didn't save it before I added all those bro.
02:40:11
I added 10,000 nonsense.
02:40:13
Now the thousand that were in there are gone.
02:40:15
Why? People who talk back GG deserve lost.
02:40:21
I don't
02:40:23
I don't even know what that means.
02:40:24
It just put a bunch of words together.
02:40:29
Why aren't they moving?
02:40:30
They should be moving.
02:40:32
There you go.
02:40:37
Why? People who ignore
02:40:38
quiet zones deserve noise.
02:40:43
That almost makes sense.
02:40:44
But not quite.
02:40:48
All right, we did the mural.
02:40:49
You got a couple here? What?
02:40:51
What is, this one about?
02:40:54
I don't know, what is it?
02:40:57
It's not on the screen.
02:41:00
What do you think of this?
02:41:00
Does this look familiar?
02:41:01
Does this this picture right here look familiar?
02:41:07
Doesn't that look a lot
02:41:10
like your contrail from your plane?
02:41:13
I mean, it depends.
02:41:15
I mean, it's way more spread out than anything I've ever seen.
02:41:18
You know,
02:41:20
it, isn't it?
02:41:21
It's like it's
02:41:21
going into directions at once versus it just being blown in the wind, you know.
02:41:26
Well that's a,
02:41:27
that's a serious serious that's a serious cloud.
02:41:30
The wispy line ones, it's almost always in a pair
02:41:34
like because when you when I saw yours I was like some bottom up look like a V
02:41:38
and like it definitely has to.
02:41:40
And it also looked like it was melting into the clouds below it.
02:41:42
Like, just like this one,
02:41:45
but not a contrail.
02:41:47
We would have to take a Latin lesson to learn clouds.
02:41:49
We're not going to go that deep into it.
02:41:53
Clouds all look different, is all.
02:41:54
My only point.
02:41:56
Look at that. There's the Latins.
02:41:58
They invented clouds. The Latins, you know.
02:42:00
I know they named a lot of shit. A lot of our.
02:42:02
Oh, there's so.
02:42:03
So that means that we can't possibly understand it beyond what they said.
02:42:06
There's all I forgot. The word is to.
02:42:08
When you come into something with a pre
02:42:09
notion that cloud your judgment so that you're thinking, you're trying
02:42:12
to prove this and trying to prove that, which in your case is contrail.
02:42:15
So everything you see is a contrail
02:42:16
and you discount what is right in front of your face.
02:42:19
There's a word for that Gary saying in his head right now.
02:42:22
He should put it in the present, watching or listening.
02:42:25
He is. He watches the entire show.
02:42:27
He does not.
02:42:29
He does.
02:42:30
He tries to call in which I'm ready, but he's not.
02:42:32
Oh, no. I reset my whole computer. Restarted.
02:42:34
He'll never do it.
02:42:35
That's right. I'm not even going to open it back up again.
02:42:44
Yeah.
02:42:44
That one. Look at that.
02:42:46
So if you saw that, you'd 100% say that.
02:42:48
That's not natural, right?
02:42:55
No. Yeah I don't think so.
02:42:56
You're muted.
02:42:57
So what that is and where that is it looks almost fake.
02:43:00
Those are Well they're not they're morning glory
02:43:02
clouds over Berks did Australia.
02:43:07
And there ma'am
02:43:08
Metis clouds which I don't I have no idea.
02:43:11
I've never, never seen those clouds.
02:43:13
But my point is all kinds of stuff in that in nature happens
02:43:18
very ordered and like look at that.
02:43:20
I think those were UFO.
02:43:22
Those were hiding UFOs.
02:43:27
Yeah, I forgot where I was going with this, except.
02:43:30
But look at that.
02:43:31
These clouds, these clouds look like rain.
02:43:33
I think things no keep that.
02:43:36
You keep hiding that they do look like waves, that's all.
02:43:40
It's a cloud. It's a cloud.
02:43:43
These are the most.
02:43:48
Nope.
02:43:48
They're they're clouds.
02:43:49
I mean,
02:43:51
grab a graphic evidence before I of clouds
02:43:55
and they're all cited.
02:43:56
See, they all have a little sight of for it.
02:43:57
Yeah. As if
02:44:00
I think that's a huge difference.
02:44:01
Now, dude, there's just like before Christ, there's going to be a before.
02:44:04
I like.
02:44:06
And it's gonna be hard to prove because you could easily
02:44:08
probably make it look like it's from 1960. Right.
02:44:10
Which is what I kind of said that before, I don't think on the show,
02:44:14
but I'm kind of like the AI revolution is going to usher in a new
02:44:18
era of truth, and you really need to, like,
02:44:21
have your sources in order to be, like, credible.
02:44:25
Yeah.
02:44:25
I mean, yeah, I think people just check out
02:44:27
and not believe everything and assume everything is fake and go,
02:44:30
yeah, kind of, speaking of, things that people don't believe
02:44:33
are credible or think are fake and go, you gotta go, okay, cool.
02:44:37
Cool.
02:44:37
Quick local politics.
02:44:38
We haven't talked to, Charlie in a while.
02:44:40
Let's hear what Charlie has to say about our, local Charlie.
02:44:43
Politicians know how many died in Michigan's nursing homes.
02:44:47
We still don't know.
02:44:49
Doesn't that bother you?
02:44:50
None of us wants to know. Not really.
02:44:52
We were doing the best we could with very little or very bad information.
02:44:56
Oh, no, governor, a lot of us want to go back
02:44:59
because, you know, fatigued.
02:45:03
We didn't want us to have the internal documents
02:45:06
showing your cover up, but we got them anyway.
02:45:09
15,000 of them, and we're cranking them
02:45:12
through AI, the best science and the best information available.
02:45:15
So here's what we know so far.
02:45:18
Whitmer makes the sick and the healthy inside the nursing homes she and her hacks
02:45:22
did not know, and they still do not know how many people died.
02:45:28
So they made up a number.
02:45:30
They just made up a number.
02:45:31
She called the science.
02:45:33
In the end, the state claims that 7700 people died
02:45:36
in the nursing homes, all of them through the pandemic.
02:45:40
When the true number is probably closer to 14,000 than some.
02:45:45
Background.
02:45:46
Back in May of 2020, the states demanded that
02:45:49
the nursing homes forward, not back, be reported from every state,
02:45:53
and Michigan was the last state in the union to do so.
02:45:57
Do you remember that?
02:45:58
Because I do know the documents show
02:46:02
that Whitmer's team was either too stupid or too incompetent, or both
02:46:07
to actually count the dead, so they let the nursing homes self-report.
02:46:11
What did we find out?
02:46:14
A third of the nursing homes never did report,
02:46:16
and the other two thirds underreported to make themselves look better.
02:46:20
The whole thing was rebutted by the state Auditor general.
02:46:25
Damn.
02:46:27
And then Whitmer paid a think
02:46:29
tank to study her fake death data.
02:46:32
And naturally, the think tank that she paid for for Clean Whitmer's decision
02:46:37
to co-mingle the infected
02:46:40
with the healthy to be a rousing success. Dam.
02:46:44
And naturally, the barking seals of the media reported
02:46:47
it is God's more and more people died
02:46:50
and it was all alive.
02:46:54
Well keep going,
02:46:57
keep going, bro, because we all want to know and we need to know.
02:47:01
You got my word.
02:47:03
Wait.
02:47:03
But we're not going to keep going now.
02:47:06
We're just going to keep going down the rabbit hole of finding nothing.
02:47:10
Well, the fact that, like, Cuomo got booted from, from office for,
02:47:13
less than the amount that was initially cited
02:47:18
and then Whitmer had twice is twice, twice the amount,
02:47:21
not to mention the whole, Dana Nessel scandal with,
02:47:26
bilking.
02:47:27
Did you say Dana, asshole, Dana Nessel or the attorney attorney general?
02:47:32
Yeah.
02:47:33
Yeah.
02:47:33
So she stole money from an old lady
02:47:36
and then claims she didn't.
02:47:37
But, yeah, they keep playing that episode.
02:47:40
I mean, it's a good Charlie.
02:47:41
It's great money for,
02:47:46
Charlie the Duff, not Charlie.
02:47:51
The other little she says now, that's not what she was.
02:47:54
So then
02:47:55
very little or very bad information, ladies and gentlemen, is the least of it.
02:48:00
Stay with me. Here comes the receipts.
02:48:01
When it came to the admission of infected people into the state's nursing homes,
02:48:05
Whitmer and her health officials were working with no data at all.
02:48:09
They allowed the nursing homes to simply make up the numbers.
02:48:11
Dude, even the six foot was completely made up arbitrarily.
02:48:15
No, 16,000 pages.
02:48:16
It's just a few of them of unredacted documents
02:48:18
obtained by the No bullshit NewsHour and the Michigan Enjoyer
02:48:21
Michigan health officials had no grasp, no grasp
02:48:24
of the number of dead within the state's long term care facilities.
02:48:27
And when pushed by the federal government to supply the data in June of 2020,
02:48:30
the Whitmer administration simply
02:48:32
turned to the nursing homes with a wink and a nod.
02:48:36
The pandemic Michigan was among the last states to report nursing home deaths.
02:48:40
And I'm gonna make an aside here.
02:48:41
You remember what our response to everything was wasn't killing kids,
02:48:44
wasn't killing healthy adults.
02:48:45
It was killing old people.
02:48:46
So we locked away the kids, and we shut down the businesses to protect old people.
02:48:50
And what was the state's response?
02:48:52
To take care of the old people, separating them? No.
02:48:55
Mixing them together in the same fucking building divided by a shower curtain.
02:48:59
That was the deal.
02:48:59
And they made up the numbers
02:49:01
and they kept the pandemic going by telling all of us, this is working.
02:49:04
The guts aren't in the nursing home. They're out there in the general public.
02:49:06
It was five proof state health officials had attempted a
02:49:11
you remember class?
02:49:12
Class. Do you remember cash for clunkers?
02:49:15
No, I don't remember Clash of Clans.
02:49:16
I didn't play that shit. Yeah, cash for clunkers for sure.
02:49:19
That was kind of the same thing.
02:49:20
But for old people,
02:49:23
obviously, they put them together to maximize the elimination of old people.
02:49:27
I mean, we lost a lot of old people, most almost all the statistics.
02:49:31
Weren't they really, really old or really, really vulnerable people?
02:49:35
They don't want you to know that.
02:49:36
But yeah. Holmoe ability.
02:49:38
So from my experience, I mean, obviously loved ones and stuff,
02:49:42
but these old people that are living way past
02:49:46
and this is a horrible, horrible, heart heartless thing to say
02:49:49
that because of modern medicine and drugs are living way
02:49:52
beyond not just their usefulness, but even their awareness
02:49:54
you were talking about earlier.
02:49:55
If they don't, are they even the same person?
02:49:57
If they don't, you know, if they're Alzheimer's and all that?
02:50:00
Or maybe we shouldn't keep people alive that long,
02:50:03
and maybe somebody made a decision to eliminate half of them.
02:50:07
I mean, that would be that would explain, put them together. Right?
02:50:09
So they it maximized
02:50:12
the spread, but only with old people.
02:50:14
I mean, they block young people from seeing them.
02:50:17
I mean, you know, why would I be involved in that?
02:50:22
I don't know, Bill, but you've you've discussed, population,
02:50:28
numbers in your, in your past, have you not, Mr.
02:50:31
Gates?
02:50:32
I mean, you know, why would I be involved in that?
02:50:37
I don't know,
02:50:38
I don't know why you would be involved in discussing population numbers and
02:50:42
that there's too many people.
02:50:43
And he's got a better quote where he says, if we do the vaccine
02:50:47
right, we can eliminate, I mean, save so many people.
02:50:52
He literally do.
02:50:53
He literally says something literally, maybe you can say eliminate all diseases.
02:50:56
But then he was like, wait a minute, it's not possible path.
02:50:59
If there's a name for that.
02:51:01
Well, that's true.
02:51:02
I'm not sure how much he has to go here, but I mean, he's got the ball to go,
02:51:05
but I don't know how much I want to hear the old people separating them. No.
02:51:07
Mixing them together in the same fucking building divided by a shower curtain.
02:51:11
That was the deal.
02:51:12
And they made up the numbers
02:51:14
and they kept the pandemic going by telling all of us this is working.
02:51:16
The death bed for a shower curtain.
02:51:18
Federal Covid out was a lie proof.
02:51:21
State health officials had attempted a half dozen times
02:51:24
to tabulate the death count, and came up with a half dozen conflicting numbers.
02:51:28
The feds required that to be counted as a nursing home death, regardless
02:51:31
of whether it occurred in the facility or later at the hospital number.
02:51:34
Yeah, by the end of June of 2020, only two thirds of the nursing homes
02:51:38
had even reported to state health officials.
02:51:40
A third them didn't even report.
02:51:41
According to these health department spreadsheets,
02:51:44
the total deaths reported by the homes
02:51:46
in June for months in the pandemic was a mere 255.
02:51:50
As a comparison,
02:51:51
the state of New York reported nearly 7000 in that same time period.
02:51:54
Despite the federal guidelines,
02:51:55
a team of bean counters in Lansing were removing hospital deaths from the list.
02:51:59
Anyhow, their total was just 99 victims, am I right?
02:52:02
Can we be surprised?
02:52:03
Holy fuck, they were everywhere.
02:52:05
Caught in a legal and public relations vice, state officials circled
02:52:08
back to the nursing homes. And that's what I thought.
02:52:10
They got money, a number. They didn't ask for a name.
02:52:12
They didn't ask what do they want to maximize those numbers?
02:52:14
They didn't ask for a Social Security number, just pretty much a number.
02:52:17
It was a simple take their word for it arrangement.
02:52:19
That's what was going on.
02:52:22
By mid-June, the Whitmer administration was reporting
02:52:24
slightly under 2000 deaths.
02:52:26
Those original reports sent by nursing home administrators
02:52:29
have since been deleted.
02:52:30
They deleted the data, and a year later,
02:52:33
Whitmer's claim that her plan to mix that's not possible in the same building
02:52:36
had led to fewer deaths, would be totally debunk
02:52:39
as the nursing home scandal was enveloping New York Governor Andrew Cuomo,
02:52:42
officials in Whitmer circle began to panic
02:52:45
and August 14th, 2020 August 14th, 2020
02:52:48
A blizzard of emails passed between Whitmer
02:52:50
health officials and state epidemiologists asking if an update on the true
02:52:54
nursing home death toll had been tabulated.
02:52:55
And I quote
02:52:56
this is of great interest to the governor's office,
02:52:58
a senior health official wrote to an epidemiologist.
02:53:00
May I get an ETA when this data can be refined and the refinement never happened?
02:53:05
This way I'm bound to have. We can never happen.
02:53:07
Instead, now get ready.
02:53:09
It's right here.
02:53:10
This is where it gets sick.
02:53:11
This is where the media gets involved and they completely fuck society up.
02:53:15
Instead, this study was published
02:53:17
in September of 2020 by the Center for Health and Research Transformation,
02:53:20
an independent consulting firm attached to the University of Michigan.
02:53:24
Using the state's flawed and phony data.
02:53:26
This report claimed that Michigan's nursing home
02:53:28
Covid deaths were well below the national average.
02:53:30
I showed you right here.
02:53:31
Right there. Yeah, well below the national average.
02:53:36
The center's findings were
02:53:37
taken as gospel among the facile media and the professional fact checkers.
02:53:41
But documents obtained by us reveal a chummy relationship
02:53:44
between this group and state health officials.
02:53:46
A few months before the release of this report,
02:53:48
the executive director of this nonprofit was contacted by a reporter
02:53:52
who rightly asked why Michigan was among the last eight
02:53:54
in the union to publish its nursing home death count.
02:53:56
Before responding to the reporter, this executive director
02:53:59
emailed to senior health and Human services officials looking for directions.
02:54:02
That's what she wrote.
02:54:03
Adolph,
02:54:04
the reporters are doing another article on the lack of data
02:54:05
in Michigan nursing home cases and deaths from Covid, wrote the director.
02:54:08
So the guess that he has
02:54:09
there is named Adolph, and they did joke about that being in the.
02:54:13
Yeah, I'm hoping to better understand the data limitations
02:54:16
we're currently facing and what's being done to address them.
02:54:18
Thanks so much.
02:54:20
It must be noted that this think tank study was funded
02:54:22
by the Michigan Health Endowment, a state created nonprofit
02:54:25
whose nine board governors are appointed by the governor.
02:54:29
What these
02:54:30
communications expose is a feedback loop of cognitive dissonance.
02:54:33
The media provided the questions to the think
02:54:35
tank. The think tank, in turn, asked the government
02:54:37
to provide it with the response.
02:54:39
This was considered independent
02:54:40
scientific confirmation of Whitmer's devastating strategy.
02:54:44
The executive director did not respond to my request for comment.
02:54:47
The phone message at her headquarters last week said the office is closed
02:54:50
due to the Covid pandemic.
02:54:55
The nonprofit's findings were eventually debunked
02:54:56
by the Auditor General of Michigan in January of 2022.
02:55:00
The auditor found the death toll in the first 17 months of the pandemic
02:55:03
alone was more than 40% higher than Whitmer was reporting to the public.
02:55:07
Whitmer's health director testified before the House
02:55:09
Oversight Committee that its death number was indeed accurate
02:55:12
because the health department
02:55:13
accurately reported what the nursing homes had told them.
02:55:16
So it must be accurate because that's what they told us.
02:55:18
But we know it wasn't accurate. We know it was a lie.
02:55:20
It's a cover up now.
02:55:22
Adding to the outrage is a slew of cases.
02:55:24
He's going in nursing homes that co-mingle the infected and the healthy across
02:55:28
the country had a death rate at least 72% higher.
02:55:31
But he just.
02:55:31
Oh, so this is right after right now.
02:55:35
This is this is this.
02:55:36
Yeah.
02:55:36
I mean, this is this isn't that recent because he said two weeks ago.
02:55:39
No, this is from two weeks ago. This is him.
02:55:41
They're still close. All the data.
02:55:43
Oh he's still he's still attacking this because this is like this is he's right.
02:55:47
But Michigan still government still not closed from Covid.
02:55:50
So he's talking.
02:55:52
Yeah. That's kind of a joke right.
02:55:53
Yeah. Yeah. It's like they haven't changed their message.
02:55:58
But, yeah.
02:55:59
So that's why I love Charlie.
02:56:00
He does great work. And,
02:56:03
fucking a you know,
02:56:05
you should get him on the show.
02:56:08
It's he's he has more important issue to do.
02:56:11
Why are you bring my link back up?
02:56:13
I had to close it for a reason.
02:56:16
Why? At the mall.
02:56:17
Look at what the store is.
02:56:21
It's, white House, black market.
02:56:24
Is it like, I don't know, I walk
02:56:27
in, these are like the, you know, men's sections on one side.
02:56:30
The women's section is on the other.
02:56:31
Is it kind of
02:56:34
I, I didn't want to be sold or purchase
02:56:36
anything in the white House black market.
02:56:40
It seems
02:56:41
inappropriate.
02:56:44
Is it white?
02:56:46
Black house market?
02:56:48
It could be white black house market.
02:56:50
But, so everybody's going to go for the white House market, right?
02:56:54
Not I have nothing against blacks,
02:56:55
but I have something against the black housing areas,
02:57:00
you know.
02:57:00
You know what I'm saying?
02:57:02
I hope you do.
02:57:05
It's the gentrifying that I'm worried about.
02:57:07
Hey, in other news, cassette tapes are making a comeback. Yes.
02:57:10
Real news.
02:57:12
Are they the terrible audio quality?
02:57:14
Yeah. Did you notice?
02:57:15
Did you notice something in the fact that it degrades fast the most?
02:57:19
The here the medium the degrades the fastest.
02:57:21
For the first time ever, I recorded the title on analog cassette
02:57:25
so that you could hear it.
02:57:26
And all of its glorious, glorious wonder.
02:57:31
Right.
02:57:32
Where is it? Where is it?
02:57:35
And oh, here's the new year for audio.
02:57:37
Here we go.
02:57:38
Isn't the track even better than Can You Hear It?
02:57:42
Cassette tape.
02:57:43
That is called the set.
02:57:45
Here.
02:57:49
Like, I totally understand the records
02:57:52
because there's something about, like, listening to journey, Steve Perry's voice.
02:57:55
Sing.
02:57:56
No records have the vinyl, don't they?
02:57:59
Don't they have, like, the best I quality?
02:58:00
I have no idea. Yeah.
02:58:02
If you have a clean record, a good needle
02:58:05
and a good all that which people don't.
02:58:08
But it just sounds a little hiss.
02:58:09
Your live is actually the best if you can.
02:58:13
Well depends performed live if they're good live
02:58:17
well I'm thinking of like I'm thinking like a reproduction.
02:58:19
Sorry. I'm thinking way back when.
02:58:21
When when it was like an orchestra.
02:58:23
The original music reproduction.
02:58:26
No, it isn't, unless you're listening to an actual.
02:58:29
No, I'm not talking about that.
02:58:30
Yes, that's classic guitar.
02:58:32
That's what I'm talking about.
02:58:34
In the old days, when they were all horns and the old windows.
02:58:37
Yeah, yeah, that would be the best way to hear it.
02:58:40
Like the musket.
02:58:41
Yeah.
02:58:42
They typically, they typically record the orchestra with
02:58:44
two crisscross microphones.
02:58:47
Yeah.
02:58:47
Yeah.
02:58:47
I think you're an idiot if you're listening to a cassette tape nowadays.
02:58:52
Right.
02:58:52
Or I just happen to have some other hand.
02:58:54
And somehow you still have a cassette player.
02:58:56
There's an episode of Seinfeld where they just pause, where they like,
02:58:59
they find some voice mail tape.
02:59:01
It's not important, but they have to rewind it
02:59:03
and they're just sitting there because obviously it was 90s.
02:59:05
So it was after CDs,
02:59:08
CDs, you just, you know, boom, I want to listen to this track.
02:59:10
I want to listen to it here.
02:59:12
Of course, I know we're way past CDs.
02:59:14
I'm just saying CDs were next after cassettes.
02:59:16
Clearly Spotify and whatever we are at now.
02:59:19
Yeah, CDs is so archaic.
02:59:21
I just installed a lyric in music server, which used to be called
02:59:25
Logitech Music Server. I highly recommend it.
02:59:28
It's like your own little local Spotify.
02:59:29
You can even connect it right to Spotify if you're still into that sort of shit.
02:59:33
Now I can just send my music to any speaker anywhere in the world.
02:59:38
Sure, I
02:59:39
was kind of mad because I was, again playing around with,
02:59:43
AI stuff, and I wanted to, like, just dump.
02:59:45
Yeah, let's do that of the music to the library
02:59:48
that my brother could access and I could access, and there was no,
02:59:52
like, medium that I can, like, just go, hey, let me dump music files in.
02:59:57
And it is accessible,
02:59:59
like so there's YouTube music, which allows you to their mass dump.
03:00:04
But I can't, I can't like click a specific track and share it to to him.
03:00:08
I can yeah.
03:00:09
Yeah, I don't understand.
03:00:10
I can share the playlist
03:00:12
I can't like it's confusing, I don't I don't understand it.
03:00:15
But then, it got YouTube got mad at me because it said I had too many accounts
03:00:19
or some shit like that. So then it killed that,
03:00:23
I don't know.
03:00:23
And so I just.
03:00:24
I just can't make channels on your single account.
03:00:27
That's what I thought I told them, I disputed, I guess I thought you could do
03:00:30
this. I got, I just was looking for another channel that fucking.
03:00:33
I could just dump a bunch of dumb AI music that I didn't want to like, actually.
03:00:36
But did you make a channel under your account or did you get a new email?
03:00:40
I'm pretty sure I thought so.
03:00:41
I'm pretty sure regardless, it was a if it was a new email or a different one,
03:00:45
does it matter?
03:00:46
Well, I have all kinds of software.
03:00:48
I have one thing where I can just dump a bunch of mp3's in there, and whoever
03:00:51
I was, whoever has access to the folder
03:00:53
can just play them and there's a download button.
03:00:54
It's annoying because YouTube doesn't allow you to just post, audio file
03:01:01
to, but you have to put a video to
03:01:04
to help solve that or where I mean, all of our other Twitch,
03:01:08
which actually just there's no way to edit the picture or video
03:01:11
you put with it, though I don't like.
03:01:12
That's fine.
03:01:13
I honestly don't care.
03:01:14
It's more or less just having access to the oh, it's just a black screen.
03:01:17
If you don't put anything on it, it's actually a white screen.
03:01:19
If you're not racist white.
03:01:20
Yes, that's that's even worse.
03:01:22
Black screen would be better.
03:01:27
More fucker.
03:01:28
Yeah.
03:01:31
But so yeah.
03:01:31
So you don't have the pro so you don't have the remaster choice.
03:01:35
Or maybe you do have pro and I apologize.
03:01:38
But yeah.
03:01:39
What do you, what do you see what I can do with one of your songs.
03:01:42
Yeah.
03:01:43
So what.
03:01:44
Not my fox or Swahili. Right. The monkey. But.
03:01:46
But maybe it was a rape.
03:01:47
The baboon probably liked it. I'm sure the negroid.
03:01:50
I'll even make it sound like you if you want more slave shit.
03:01:53
Some plantations way before Frisco demonstrations as a
03:01:58
hands aids in the back.
03:02:00
Yeah, but are any of them really good?
03:02:01
I mean, by what criteria are we talking in my underwear?
03:02:04
This ain't in the white House. And Michelle Obama's.
03:02:07
Now, this is on my slacks in a size.
03:02:09
All right, but is this new or is this a re, cover master of an old one?
03:02:15
This is a, remake of, old one.
03:02:18
All the one of the first.
03:02:19
One of the first ones, actually.
03:02:21
Yeah. So how do you how do you have your lyrics?
03:02:22
That's the hardest part,
03:02:23
because it'll try to grab your lyrics, but it's horribly wrong usually.
03:02:26
And I don't want to sit there and have to decipher what you were saying.
03:02:29
We've gone over the radio show.
03:02:32
Yeah. We did.
03:02:33
That's why we're talking technical bullshit.
03:02:34
I don't have one. I one last thing from Gary.
03:02:37
So we can close that out one while you're setting that up.
03:02:41
I'm not setting the goddamn
03:02:42
thing up while you're letting me know what song,
03:02:46
or I'll just do all of them.
03:02:47
I'll start with you. Me?
03:02:49
But I don't do anybody in the but
03:02:54
but fans.
03:02:54
But especially you.
03:02:58
Not nothing.
03:02:59
You know. Nothing personally. You're just not my type.
03:03:01
You know you're not.
03:03:02
Yeah.
03:03:02
So my idea would be to maybe, like,
03:03:03
take the the stripped, the fucking instrumental out
03:03:08
and either just have a bass mastering suite
03:03:11
that we'll just do because I've heard what it can create.
03:03:14
And it seems that just like the levels are an acceptable all radio
03:03:20
today's standards. Right.
03:03:21
So it's kind of like okay, sure there's could be some benefit to more
03:03:26
of a surround sound adage, but I've had I've had some stuff
03:03:29
where it does right, left panning of some instruments.
03:03:32
I wouldn't even mind taking some of the archaic beats
03:03:35
that we had and kind of making, like a restructured,
03:03:38
more modern sounding version of the same thing.
03:03:41
And I've, I've definitely heard it take
03:03:44
a beat and just kind of make
03:03:46
it a little bit more like dynamic and just keep the same essence there.
03:03:49
So I'm hoping that I can kind of just combine some of what it can do.
03:03:54
Stemming still sucks, even though they claim they can separate music.
03:03:58
It's very hard to take shit out.
03:04:00
It makes me well, I can kind of do that on my own.
03:04:02
I have it, I Capello's an instrumental separate for 95% of the shit I need to do.
03:04:11
What I want to do is take one of your songs
03:04:12
that I can literally remaster and cover it,
03:04:15
so it'll sound like somebody else did it your way, though,
03:04:18
you know, unless you want to tweak it a certain style,
03:04:21
it'll even sound like the singer's voice.
03:04:22
If it's you or whoever, Gary, it should keep the same voices.
03:04:26
It'll just make it sound like it's professionally done and balanced perfectly.
03:04:31
Or you can tweak any part of the style, but that's usually where I start.
03:04:34
I try to reproduce it and then take that cover and start twisting it.
03:04:39
And as far as the words, there's, there's there's ways around that.
03:04:43
But copyright I just wanted to re does it
03:04:47
have you ever had it be like, I'm just kidding, I've done sinkholes and
03:04:50
was it just lyrics
03:04:51
or does it say that your music because it's on YouTube you can't use it.
03:04:55
Have you ever had that it's offended by.
03:04:58
Yeah. See.
03:04:58
Yeah it's easy. You just got to be smart. Yeah. It's offended.
03:05:01
Well I just I would just do it only.
03:05:04
And so or not they ask about the instrumental only and they just have it
03:05:08
a lot will sit in it all. It'll let you say gibberish.
03:05:10
So a lot of times just splitting syllables into into two words instead of one word
03:05:14
fixes it.
03:05:16
That's
03:05:16
how I say the n word harshly is I just say nig spell.
03:05:19
No, sometimes it's sometimes it was like, if g gr doesn't work, use
03:05:23
g u r no, it's like I've had it do just fine and not care.
03:05:28
Yeah, well, plus once you trigger it, you got to come back with that song later.
03:05:32
It's not smart enough just to switch one word.
03:05:34
Be like, dude, you just tried to do.
03:05:35
I'm smart enough to know what you just try to give.
03:05:37
Fuck, you know? Oh, I can't do it. Sorry.
03:05:40
But then it forgets its memory shortly after you grab it back for good.
03:05:44
I mean, Pride parade this year.
03:05:45
Dead that pipes are Scottish rhymes with bagpipes.
03:05:47
Irish. Scottish. They're all gingers to me.
03:05:49
To be clear. Gingers. Not gingers.
03:05:52
Get it? Red.
03:05:52
Green.
03:05:52
You're wearing army green in honor of, Operation Epic Furry.
03:05:55
Think it's epic fury? Oh, yeah.
03:05:57
Epic furry was the, Charlie Kirk assassination plot.
03:06:00
That you really have to stop saying all this while suffering.
03:06:02
I mean, do you have a second for God?
03:06:03
No, I don't believe in her.
03:06:04
So God's a black woman. How's that work?
03:06:06
Who said black? Hey.
03:06:07
Hey, dad. Did you hear about what happened in Iran?
03:06:09
Yeah. It's, it's a real shame. There's a bunch of widowed goats.
03:06:12
You know, the women in Iran don't have to take cover
03:06:14
because, dude, seriously, the new ayatollah of Iran is gay.
03:06:17
He has a boyfriend. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but
03:06:21
there is in that country.
03:06:23
There are used to taking cover.
03:06:24
I think it's Iran.
03:06:25
Oh, yeah.
03:06:25
It's like, Chinese people's favorite billionaire Iran Musk.
03:06:28
Here are the favorite car companies. Tesla.
03:06:30
You know, if Chinese people aren't racist,
03:06:32
why do they turn everything into a hard art?
03:06:33
That's Asian Adderall comedy. Too far.
03:06:35
Hashtag me too far. What'd you do for Black History Month?
03:06:37
I went to an over 35, bourbon tasting, swimming party at the Marriott.
03:06:41
It was 40s makers in a pool.
03:06:42
Mary, why did you say Marriott was the weirdest?
03:06:45
Hello? You don't bend it here. Prince Andrew got arrested.
03:06:48
Yeah, here he is, getting royally screwed in prison.
03:06:50
You're probably more interested in Prince Albert, though.
03:06:52
Chris Fat, our gay gay guy, though, cause he's my hero.
03:06:55
I love his comedy. That's not for the comments.
03:06:57
Did you hear bill gates admitted to cheating on his wife?
03:06:59
I guess he really didn't like his Xbox. You've got.
03:07:02
Hold on a second.
03:07:03
He didn't admit it. It came out.
03:07:05
It's different right?
03:07:08
You can't be like, oh yeah, since everybody knows, I admit it.
03:07:10
And I'm terribly sorry. No, you didn't admit it.
03:07:12
You got caught. You got outed.
03:07:14
He did not admit it.
03:07:15
It wasn't on the Epstein email release.
03:07:18
I'm trying
03:07:21
to Rafael Epstein island. Why?
03:07:23
We don't know.
03:07:23
I mean, that's all I'm saying is, why would you like to get Microsoft Edge?
03:07:27
He was pedo.
03:07:28
Maxine. Bruh, your outfit looks like you've been TJ maxing.
03:07:30
He's terrorism employee discount.
03:07:32
Wow. Like the dads rubbing off on the kid.
03:07:34
He's he's not just the set up.
03:07:35
He's actually he's actually saying the jokes and stuff now.
03:07:41
He's also way taller
03:07:44
for Saint Patrick's Day.
03:07:45
I'm going to be making the favorite sandwich of late Irish chef actor
03:07:49
Jeff Daniels.
03:07:50
You know, this is the kind of thing I'd make if I was Blarney Stone.
03:07:52
You know, we're kind of like, Jeff Daniels best movie.
03:07:54
Dumb and gay. Like, much like the
03:07:58
rest of you will melt your face off.
03:07:59
Brilliant. About Jim Carrey.
03:08:00
You know, for a guy that wants the mask, you should probably start wearing one.
03:08:03
Today.
03:08:03
We'll be using pita bread in honor of Ayatollah Khomeini.
03:08:06
They're having sex with his 21 goat wives.
03:08:08
Stat 21 virgin goat wives.
03:08:10
He's a 21 goat savage, much like the US did.
03:08:13
Die, Ram. Now we're going to flatten out this Peta.
03:08:16
I wish I was dead, you know, Alyssa, little lower back tattoo.
03:08:19
Baphomet. Weird piercing cocks and hair.
03:08:22
And her teeth are fucked up. Also cocks dead.
03:08:24
She metal.
03:08:25
You look like you metal.
03:08:26
Full metal jacketed your entire school.
03:08:28
You're the only kid in history with a letterman trench coat.
03:08:30
I read you're they. They're my festa. You okay?
03:08:33
Shut the fuck up!
03:08:33
Get off me! You look like the luck of the Irish.
03:08:35
I feel like that monkey right now.
03:08:37
Push the monkey. Oh, Harambee.
03:08:39
He did. They're making beats with the Ayatollah.
03:08:41
Our next ingredient is thick and chunky in honor of the U.S.
03:08:43
women's hockey team. Which.
03:08:45
To turn it up.
03:08:45
Yeah, yeah, they, put new meaning into taking their periods into overtime.
03:08:49
You see Cash Patel celebrating with the men's hockey team.
03:08:51
Picker, we would love to come out with why people who are black deserve to move.
03:08:56
Just came with ice related things.
03:08:59
Like, I've never seen a blue top on peanut butter before.
03:09:01
I heard that's Robert Duvall.
03:09:02
Favorite cartoon.
03:09:03
Rigor mortis, BAFTA, Tourette's, inward cocks.
03:09:06
You know, come to think of it,
03:09:07
if you ever say the N-word, just say you have Tourette's.
03:09:09
I mean, at least he apologized. He didn't.
03:09:10
You got the Tourette's pass cockpits. Ask them.
03:09:13
I haven't seen a spread like this. It's bad babies. Instagram.
03:09:15
That dude. So I searched to try to see.
03:09:18
What did he say for the N-word and shit every week.
03:09:20
There's so much now that I just got turned off by it all.
03:09:24
It's not like 1 or 2 week.
03:09:25
There's like 10 or 15.
03:09:27
It seems to be like, remember when it was trendy
03:09:29
for all the rockers and stuff to say that their,
03:09:32
fart nigger
03:09:33
drink and blow the check and work through your fucking business?
03:09:38
The, every frickin actor and musician was like, in the Illuminati.
03:09:43
Now I think it's just nigger on the fucking radio.
03:09:47
Trendy to say the N-word and have everybody hate you.
03:09:50
It's crazy.
03:09:51
You know? It's crazy.
03:09:54
I don't know why anyone fucking I will never.
03:09:56
I guess that's why she called her lately.
03:09:59
You know, this might be the only time about.
03:10:00
You know, I'm like, about that.
03:10:02
You know, if this is gross, we can just go to my favorite
03:10:04
Irish restaurant, McDonald's. McDonald's?
03:10:06
Hey, they got the Drake meal. Yeah, it's a kid's meal, right?
03:10:08
He's Canadian though, right?
03:10:09
I wonder if they got right of teens in it.
03:10:11
OVO no he didn't.
03:10:13
Just like in Ireland, unlike Ireland, we don't have a potato famine.
03:10:16
But I do have a thin man potato standing next to me.
03:10:18
I haven't seen this many cut potatoes
03:10:20
since Ireland's greatest Hero, RFK Jr, was in a hot tub in jeans with Kid Rocker.
03:10:24
Kid rocker? Yeah, he love kid Rock.
03:10:26
You know how bad you have to fuck up to be the worst? Kennedy.
03:10:28
Yeah, the one guy got shot.
03:10:30
Jackie. Oh, no, he didn't.
03:10:31
Marilyn Monroe no, he didn't.
03:10:33
You know, the last time I saw somebody in a hot tub in jeans, it was Matthew Perry.
03:10:36
He was doing the warm plunge.
03:10:37
You were there?
03:10:38
No, he was in an RFK hole.
03:10:40
Yeah, RFK junior hole.
03:10:42
You know, speaking of junior hole, no,
03:10:44
it's going to ask if you want to go get subway.
03:10:45
You know, RFK voice is like Stephen Hawking's if you smoke cigarets.
03:10:49
He goes, but I like eat pizza means dodging kids and Epstein Island.
03:10:54
Hey, mom, do you have my RFK signature swimming dungarees on the rhinestone
03:10:58
swimming dungarees? It's very important.
03:11:00
I need to get a hot tub with an old guy. I gotta buy, like, 20 bucks.
03:11:03
You know? You hear about the TV lady? She got canceled?
03:11:06
Yeah. Yeah, she's single now, too.
03:11:07
What did you say so far? In part.
03:11:09
Nigger. It's pretty embarrassing.
03:11:10
She was such a silly word with fart.
03:11:12
Cher was going to prom with that autistic Christian homeschool girl.
03:11:15
How are you going to learn how to Dougie?
03:11:17
I'm going to instruct you how to.
03:11:18
Douglass top the morning
03:11:20
I know Terry's getting rid of his Thomas Kinkade paintings.
03:11:22
I don't think that was the kind of, like, gay not suitable for the house.
03:11:27
Do you know who Thomas Kincaid is? I know, I gotta go.
03:11:29
I hate you here. They found Savannah Guthrie. Mom. Really?
03:11:32
What do you think the first thing she's going to do when she gets home?
03:11:34
Autopsy.
03:11:34
That's loving Mother Cox. That's better than what I was going to say.
03:11:37
It's going to be a real, top of the morning.
03:11:39
See Trump, say the union speech. Oh, yeah?
03:11:42
Yeah. Omar's head.
03:11:42
You want to get some of that state of the Union, if you know what I mean.
03:11:45
You know, I think she likes me back to.
03:11:46
She's from Minnesota in daycare here.
03:11:48
James Vanderbilt.
03:11:50
Yeah, I heard his family has varsity blues sounds like they're up Dawson's Creek.
03:11:53
What else was he?
03:11:54
Most recently, a casket.
03:11:56
It had this table kind of wonky.
03:11:59
You have a Phillips head?
03:11:59
No, but you do fill up on your volleyball team. Wants to give you a head.
03:12:02
Oh, no, it's a flat.
03:12:03
I mean, if I had,
03:12:04
you know, if I wanted flat head, I get Kelly Osborne to suck me off.
03:12:07
Her dad. Dad casuals. Me too.
03:12:09
That's like. Me too.
03:12:10
For our last ingredient, we have this sauce
03:12:13
that my lesbian neighbors Velma and Louise gave me.
03:12:15
It's LG BBQ sauce.
03:12:17
Jesus, fuck.
03:12:18
Just like in Ireland. I don't think Jeff Daniels is from Ireland.
03:12:20
No, they have a ton of Jews in Ireland.
03:12:22
And today, just like Ireland's
03:12:23
greatest songbird, Shannon O'Connor, we bald shit music artist was.
03:12:27
And just like the Cranberries, we are not going to let it linger.
03:12:31
Were they music that it was where and now to see if it's busted or not.
03:12:35
You know what? Fuck yes. But the tape person.
03:12:37
Yeah.
03:12:37
Fuck it.
03:12:37
Let's go to, Charlie's instead of a nice show that had everything in it.
03:12:41
Boom.
03:12:42
You look like you remember the, er, gay.
03:12:47
Terry, for the movie.
03:12:49
Got to come up with all the.
03:12:57
New record score.
03:12:59
Source.
03:13:07
Of the many legends told, there was one event
03:13:11
that was referenced across most ancient cultures.
03:13:18
And the horses at the gate that once roamed the earth.
03:13:21
Gay guys village
03:13:24
in the aftermath. Many.
03:13:25
If it was never you fucking scared.
03:13:27
A state of suspended animation.
03:13:29
It's only interested in one thing.
03:13:31
It was believed to have happened on a stretch.
03:13:34
You can take it whatever it wants, whenever it was, dude.
03:13:37
So if it can't support its own weight, I think if it got an erection,
03:13:40
it would just always like centuries forward, like Arctic explorers debated.
03:13:43
Yeah.
03:13:43
I don't know if existence
03:13:44
if Godzilla is the limit or if Godzilla is out of the question.
03:13:47
I'm not sure if it's in,
03:13:52
but there is a limit between how big you can be
03:13:55
in physics.
03:13:55
It was the Hulk in L.
03:13:58
Yeah, but I don't think you're you're not close to it.
03:14:01
It was a thing.
03:14:04
I don't think you have to worry.
03:14:05
Yeah. You were like, I can't lift.
03:14:08
I can't lift because I'm too tall.
03:14:10
No, I'm just saying it's more difficult for I don't know, I'm just.
03:14:14
It's it's a little funny. Why is that still on there?
03:14:17
It's a little funny. You're like egg roll.
03:14:19
I have a little bit of a disadvantage of lifting weights, you know, like Godzilla.
03:14:22
And you went right into.
03:14:23
Yes. Yeah. I'm trying.
03:14:25
There's a lot of heights in between you and Godzilla.
03:14:28
So here we go. This I found it.
03:14:30
Congratulations.
03:14:34
And she's ridden by her dog.
03:14:36
Both.
03:14:41
Yes. It was not my fault.
03:14:43
Some Swahili with the monkey.
03:14:45
But no, it isn't.
03:14:46
The baboon. Probably liked it.
03:14:48
I'm sure the Negro did, cause he spread that shit on slave ships
03:14:51
and plantations way before Frisco demonstrations and say to my hands.
03:14:55
It's across the land. Like in the bathroom.
03:14:57
It's on the dark side of the moon.
03:14:59
It's in my hair is in my underwear.
03:15:01
There's Aids in the white House and Michelle Obama's mouth disease
03:15:04
on my slacks and inside Barack's butt crack.
03:15:06
Can't get away from all the same, no matter how hard I try.
03:15:09
Magic shot some fucked up YouTuber, didn't quite die cause he's got fame.
03:15:12
And no, they ain't got the money can buy.
03:15:14
You would think that with all these aids around
03:15:16
that I wrap my dick in a condom with three.
03:15:18
But no fucking Norris drink biscuit and fried chicken eating,
03:15:20
explaining, saving up for me to call Aids the gay cancer.
03:15:23
And I'm way cool with that because it's killing fags.
03:15:26
More importantly, Shaka Boom bass the saw needle.
03:15:29
We got a ton of fucking cotton to do.
03:15:31
Let's go to the zooming a chimpanzee and get it.
03:15:34
Get it for me.
03:15:35
When I search your name,
03:15:36
the only one that comes up is hashtag one's country bumpkin.
03:15:38
And I'm just joking.
03:15:39
Stole my dick to the sky I say just only get yours. Gonna get yours.
03:15:42
You better take a picture.
03:15:44
Cause he saw a shadow.
03:15:45
Sexy. Come over here, slut. Infect me.
03:15:48
Spray aids in my mouth. Better take the door shut.
03:15:51
Gurgling from the one has made two buckets.
03:15:55
I rule the corner of the Aids quilt bit.
03:15:57
I fucked it, man.
03:15:58
It's you.
03:16:00
Roll the call to your transcript.
03:16:02
I can hear you in your pockets.
03:16:05
I roll the corner of a quilting I bucket man bucket
03:16:09
you bucket to roll the corner of a quilting.
03:16:12
I acquired immune deficiency syndrome in the room.
03:16:16
Poor people's lives and in them.
03:16:18
But their worst versions of the worst and then some.
03:16:20
Some crap that'll send you to other dimensions
03:16:23
to finger dimension chemical weapons with evil intentions.
03:16:25
So where do we send them? Know how to pronounce that?
03:16:27
You're transported to the circles.
03:16:29
They came back. It's an ancient practice.
03:16:31
No wonder it bothers nations.
03:16:32
Back genetics, the first ones affected and added to practice after your man habit.
03:16:36
As a matter of fact, that's just how it happened.
03:16:38
Subtle yet massive defies all attempts to defend
03:16:40
in the form of murder cleansing hot dog moms.
03:16:42
We rap on the sing to a stars on a flag.
03:16:45
What does that mean?
03:16:46
Everyone has made a few pockets.
03:16:48
I rolled the corner of a quilt and I fucked it, man.
03:16:52
Buckets.
03:16:53
You pockets of all the corner of the edge quilted.
03:16:56
I fuck you, man.
03:16:57
Pockets you pockets.
03:16:58
I rolled the corner of the edge quilted.
03:17:01
By hiding it, you can still hear it.
03:17:03
I can still hear it.
03:17:04
Corner of edge quilting I fucked you.
03:17:07
Let me take you back.
03:17:08
Way back in the time before a day now a rain cloud in the sky.
03:17:11
Now that that normally is. But he is such a guy.
03:17:14
Like it's night in Africa.
03:17:15
He resides only in only joking with a few buddies,
03:17:19
a few click, click.
03:17:20
Dirksen. He said he was going to fuck a monkey.
03:17:23
They laughed and thought it was really, really funny.
03:17:25
But that African guy became the first African to achieve nigga status
03:17:29
the night he played with the flag fagot monkey legs.
03:17:32
He contractor didn't know what went on
03:17:34
with the challenge of being the queen and fucking all the pussy he can see
03:17:37
having babies and babies not child support.
03:17:39
It doesn't matter because in the end they will starve before the Aids kills them.
03:17:43
The white man comes and tries
03:17:44
to still help them, put them on a ship to a new island away from mates,
03:17:48
drowns, starvation, miracle plantations with food, shelter.
03:17:51
To me it doesn't sound like a slave because they can stand around
03:17:55
the United States and it's all because people are fucking shit.
03:17:58
They shouldn't be allowed to have a dick.
03:17:59
Have a day if you let him all die.
03:18:01
The disease can't spread.
03:18:02
I'm not saying this to be fun.
03:18:04
To let I know what I say is, is a plague.
03:18:06
And I'll be damned if the next bit your fucking shit to me gives it to me.
03:18:09
I can't sleep every call to get up thing.
03:18:11
No not me.
03:18:12
Jesus, I wish I could make a nigga pay.
03:18:15
It's because of you
03:18:17
that everyone is.
03:18:18
He's so.
03:18:20
This is the end of our story and everyone is dead.
03:18:23
For me.
03:18:25
It took for me my best friend,
03:18:27
my only true pal.
03:18:29
All right, so I'm gonna march on Washington.
03:18:32
Men fight and charge the brigades.
03:18:35
There's a hero inside of all of us.
03:18:37
I'll make them see, everyone is Aids.
03:18:44
Beautiful.
03:18:45
There's an applause button somewhere.
03:18:47
100% written by a hot dog month.
03:18:53
Yeah.
03:18:53
See, I need the words.
03:18:54
Your transcripts on YouTube are lacking and not complete.
03:18:59
No. It's interesting that, again, the worst written rap song
03:19:05
sounds great as a rock song.
03:19:10
All right,
03:19:11
save it.
03:19:13
I think you were the only party I agree with
03:19:16
is that the words are more important in rap rock.
03:19:19
You can literally.
03:19:21
And if there's good music, it's fucking awesome.
03:19:23
A verse you can say like,
03:19:26
yeah, the Beatles made a whole career on that.
03:19:29
That's rock.
03:19:32
I mean, some of their things are
03:19:34
lyrically poems and stuff, but most of it is the same five chords.
03:19:38
Yeah, the Devil's chords.
03:19:43
Outlawed.
03:19:43
For most of most of humanity, they were outlawed.
03:19:48
Yeah, well, they fooled me, Jerry.
03:19:51
They fooled all over.
03:19:52
So yeah, I want to do. I want to do one of your songs.
03:19:54
The same shit repeated that they fooled Oliver.
03:19:56
I would hate to pick it myself.
03:19:59
The ones that come up are weed hop, but there's not that many views on there.
03:20:02
We went. Oh, it's because it's redone.
03:20:04
I think we've go.
03:20:06
That was one of the newest,
03:20:09
no newest
03:20:09
ones, but not the newest, not newest.
03:20:12
Okay, so there's there's Stoney Creek Productions, but then there's
03:20:16
also hot dog Buns official, which is for some
03:20:19
oh, I know remastering, some remastering has been going on,
03:20:24
but I kind of had a
03:20:28
a delay because you're busy.
03:20:29
Yeah, we hear it.
03:20:30
We're all busy.
03:20:31
You know, you don't even have kids yet, man.
03:20:32
You better get your shit that you want to do for yourself.
03:20:34
Done. Now.
03:20:35
Yeah, I do it all, all the time.
03:20:37
I know that's why you have jet skis and.
03:20:39
Yeah, yeah, I wasted my fucking Sunday fucking cutting up a goddamn tree.
03:20:44
Went to Home Depot, but bought a 400 fucking $50 goddamn fucking chainsaw
03:20:48
and then started cutting my goddamn tree because I'm not going to spend $300
03:20:52
for someone to fucking do it.
03:20:53
I'm going to fucking spend 450 and have a fucking chainsaw after the fact.
03:20:57
Yeah, but you got to buy the oil too.
03:20:59
Don't forget about the oil.
03:21:00
There's actually.
03:21:01
Yeah, it's right.
03:21:02
I bought Ryobi. It's electric.
03:21:04
It's better than it's fucking awesome.
03:21:07
No, it's it's the shit. It's great. It is awesome.
03:21:09
I have a DeWalt. It's pretty awesome.
03:21:11
I have one on a long stick. And if it breaks.
03:21:13
Oh the fuck.
03:21:14
Well, you know, dude, I have one on a long stick
03:21:16
that you can actually
03:21:17
push the trigger down and it stays locked while you're swinging this bitch around.
03:21:20
I don't understand how it seems like. What does that mean?
03:21:24
So, like it says on yeah, my chainsaw.
03:21:27
If I fucking breathe wrong or change my grip, it stops.
03:21:31
You know, there's a safety this way.
03:21:33
The click click and then there's the fucking trigger right.
03:21:36
But I don't have like a gas.
03:21:37
When you fill your gas you got the little lever.
03:21:39
You can lock the fucking thing.
03:21:40
Go on.
03:21:41
Does your chainsaw have that.
03:21:44
No, I've got to hold the button.
03:21:46
But of course you do.
03:21:47
But the stick one I don't,
03:21:50
I don't know, I, I'm like, no, please let me get a ladder.
03:21:53
Don't do that.
03:21:53
My wife's out there. This is fucking great when you're rolling.
03:21:56
Because before she had to use these squeeze like clamp.
03:21:59
Right. Yeah. Yeah.
03:22:02
And no matter how long those are I've got the rail, the on a stick.
03:22:05
I just haven't use it too. Too often.
03:22:08
Yeah. To do to look at it.
03:22:10
Has the stick on the stick on the fucking oil drained out of it.
03:22:13
Just it's sitting stagnant.
03:22:15
Yeah.
03:22:16
You got to keep that bitch up fucking.
03:22:17
I've got a smaller chainsaw one.
03:22:19
It's like the 14 inch one and that like, I, I like it, but it had some limitations.
03:22:24
But this one, I bought the fucking 20 inch one.
03:22:27
This is like the biggest one that they've got.
03:22:28
So it's fucking tore the shit out of this fucking tree to be honest.
03:22:32
Yeah, it's a lot of fun.
03:22:34
Yeah.
03:22:34
I literally the problem was, is the, the, the the
03:22:38
you underestimate because I've heard people
03:22:40
bitch about like, oh the battery is too, you know, I've got to charge it.
03:22:43
And it's like I'm not a person where it's like I'm going to stab at it anyway.
03:22:46
I'm not going to like put my full ass into it for eight hours.
03:22:49
I'm going to like a couple hours.
03:22:51
I'm fine with the battery charging. I'd rather have it.
03:22:53
So I think given my no in my ability, because otherwise I'm
03:22:56
just going to keep going all day and probably wear myself out too much.
03:23:00
I think next show I'll take a picture of all my DeWalt batteries I never done.
03:23:04
I have a day's worth of bad luck that I've underestimated the cooldown time.
03:23:09
I won't let you charge the battery if the batteries still hot.
03:23:12
So here you go.
03:23:13
So and so. All that.
03:23:14
They don't tell you this?
03:23:16
They don't tell you this, but they have this fucking super duper
03:23:19
fantastic charger that'll charge your full five hour,
03:23:22
eight hour battery in like 15 minutes.
03:23:27
You got to use it outside or in a cool area.
03:23:29
There's 2 or 3 fans on it,
03:23:31
but that thing will charge up by the time my other battery's done.
03:23:35
So I kind of a nice cycle now. Did.
03:23:37
It's funny how the heat is like the bastard of electronics.
03:23:41
Like, well, energy, you know, the whole.
03:23:45
Yeah, but it's just gives there a limitation for full, you know what I mean?
03:23:50
Like the whole problem is heat, you know.
03:23:53
Right.
03:23:53
Like, well, and here's my problem with it, we should have no other devices
03:23:57
that need to create heat when most of them have to dissipate it.
03:24:00
Why don't we just capture that like, why do I have electronics over there
03:24:03
that I have cooling like crazy in a furnace, right?
03:24:06
Right.
03:24:08
Well, yeah.
03:24:08
Why can't we use that to, like, boil some water or some shit? Right.
03:24:11
I think we can.
03:24:12
I could put in this heat sinks are, to me because they don't look like
03:24:16
they should do much, but they do, you know? Yeah, yeah.
03:24:19
They connect. They touch the air more. It's that simple.
03:24:21
It's. Yeah. I'm sorry.
03:24:22
More of it touches the video. Like.
03:24:24
Yeah, I take a tiny percentage off of that.
03:24:27
That's all that. I forgot the measurements on that.
03:24:29
But we were trying to pick, you know, the ones with the fit just fins.
03:24:32
When you multiply that, it's like
03:24:34
plenty of square feet in a couple of inches.
03:24:37
So that's like having that much touch the air instead of just interesting.
03:24:41
I've never thought of it that way.
03:24:42
I just figured like, okay, if it's such a small object, is it really
03:24:46
how much is it dissipating?
03:24:47
Like 10% in 5%? 2%. Way more.
03:24:51
Is it really that like.
03:24:53
Yeah.
03:24:54
I spent half my day changing thermal paste
03:24:57
because the contact isn't well and isn't good enough to heat it.
03:25:01
Yeah, well, I know what I did.
03:25:02
My brother bought me a Raspberry Pi, I think three, like, several years ago.
03:25:07
This is years ago, but, I just have, like, no one, no video games
03:25:10
attached to it. But do you have to do, like, the heat sink yourself?
03:25:13
And in my head, I'm like, why didn't it just come this way?
03:25:15
Because literally, there's no reason why this couldn't have already been done.
03:25:18
It's funny.
03:25:19
You really do. You really want an answer?
03:25:21
It's like, there's no reason like this.
03:25:23
I know there's this. There's a reason why.
03:25:25
There's.
03:25:25
There's a reason why you did not do it right now.
03:25:28
Because this is a project hobby thing.
03:25:30
And the only deal in the contract when they made this
03:25:33
is they have to keep it under $35, which is now under $75.
03:25:37
And if they add a heat sink, dude.
03:25:39
So listen, you don't need a heat sink.
03:25:41
I mean, maybe for your video games, you do,
03:25:44
but you could I mean, for the 90s wanted it
03:25:47
for arcade because arcade games are like, here's the bottom line.
03:25:51
So would you rather meme some of the other game?
03:25:53
Or I can that meme, I can do, emulators of some of the other games, arcade games.
03:25:57
I'd rather have, you know, and not on a computer and like,
03:26:02
you know, something that can be played external on a TV or with a,
03:26:06
you know, a joystick type dealy, do you know, you can
03:26:09
you can build one of these inside a joystick.
03:26:12
So all you need to carry around is a joystick with Wi-Fi.
03:26:14
And you just you just, you know, everything is built into the joystick.
03:26:18
It's a little bit bigger than an ax.
03:26:19
I forget what, what what joystick.
03:26:21
I have an eyeball and it's a I got an Amazon, but, we got to set up
03:26:25
video games to set a bunch of things.
03:26:27
He wants to go back to the show.
03:26:29
One of the mayfly.
03:26:30
We can play video games on the show, but we have to make sure we all have
03:26:34
the same exact ROM version,
03:26:35
the same exact game version, and it'll just we'll just connect
03:26:38
and play like we're all in the same place where we just play Fortnite.
03:26:43
I'm serious.
03:26:44
I don't think I've ever played Fortnite series.
03:26:47
I've never played. I watched like I watched my kids
03:26:49
in the aspect of like, you could play it anywhere.
03:26:52
Like it's not like the worst thing in the world.
03:26:54
And it's for the most part free as long as you don't want to spend any money.
03:26:57
So if you're just looking for a quick shooter that other people are playing.
03:27:01
Yeah, no, it's terrible if I'm on it, if I want a quick shooter,
03:27:04
I'm going to fire up good old Counter-Strike.
03:27:06
No, I've done that too.
03:27:07
Like so.
03:27:08
So everything is copied Fortnite, which is absolutely insane.
03:27:11
And I did not realize with everything I kind of think no, a Fortnite
03:27:15
kind like all the seasons, like, oh, you're gonna have a season pass.
03:27:20
You're gonna, you're gonna do all the battle pass.
03:27:23
All the class games do that.
03:27:25
Yeah. So, reset everything.
03:27:28
Fuck off.
03:27:29
I don't like Call of Duty.
03:27:30
Does that Call of Duty as a free version?
03:27:32
What is it, Warzone?
03:27:34
Honestly, I don't mind just playing call of Duty Warzone.
03:27:37
It's not really that much different than me paying for the full game,
03:27:40
except it's just, you know, battlefield has one as well.
03:27:45
What's it called?
03:27:45
Red suck already. SEC.
03:27:48
I don't mind that one as well either.
03:27:50
And it's honestly like I was almost going to buy the battlefield game,
03:27:52
and then I'm like, oh, there's a free version.
03:27:54
And that was like enough to kind of just go, okay, I like the battlefield game
03:27:59
because you have to play with people that pay and they kick your ass.
03:28:03
No, I think everyone's.
03:28:04
Yeah, I think so, yeah.
03:28:05
But everyone I think is playing that red suck area of it,
03:28:08
which is like different than the full multiplayer.
03:28:12
It's like a bastardized version.
03:28:13
You don't get as big of a map, you don't get as much as many people.
03:28:17
So I think it is maybe specific to,
03:28:20
the free people only.
03:28:23
Can you fight people up your ass?
03:28:25
And it's kind of annoying.
03:28:26
But, the thing with the battlefield games is, and some nerd at the facility
03:28:31
I was working at hipped me to it because the the
03:28:35
battlefield game, when I last played,
03:28:38
they were trying to pimp out, like, the idea that,
03:28:40
you know, buildings can fall down and trees will break and fall down,
03:28:44
and they would just kind of like,
03:28:45
fall down and kind of flash and then like, disappear.
03:28:48
And it would be kind of lame.
03:28:50
And he said that they brought it back in this game.
03:28:52
And so I was kind of intrigued.
03:28:53
And they do have like kind of more kind of realistic, you know,
03:28:56
you can like break a wall down like you can
03:28:59
is you're merely melee what I how the fucking people say it.
03:29:03
You can choose a sledgehammer and that's like on the air.
03:29:05
So I just go around and just bust holes in walls
03:29:07
and just fucking like, shoot people or die, I don't know,
03:29:11
I don't play the games traditionally like Fortnite.
03:29:14
There's like building in it and it's like, I don't ever, like build the thing,
03:29:17
but like, all these idiots are building and I'm just.
03:29:19
You didn't have to tell me that. I.
03:29:20
I figured that it's stupid.
03:29:23
Look what I built. Sorry. Like.
03:29:26
Yeah.
03:29:26
Exactly. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
03:29:28
They're like, oh, I'm trying to be I know, I know, you fuck.
03:29:31
What was I looking at Amazon for?
03:29:33
The mayfly. Mayfly is that I think those.
03:29:36
Yeah.
03:29:37
No, the, joystick. Shit.
03:29:38
I was looking at.
03:29:41
Like, I think it was, like, 200 bucks or what?
03:29:43
It's supposed to be, like, more legit.
03:29:47
And then I say, no, I'm not staunch
03:29:48
with fucking joysticks and shit when it comes to, arcade games.
03:29:53
But the price difference, it's like, you know what?
03:29:55
I might as well just up it.
03:29:57
Why can't I look at my.
03:29:58
I build my own
03:30:01
arcade stuff. Me flash.
03:30:02
Did I say may flash?
03:30:03
May flash one seven they said May flower but
03:30:06
yeah whatever F 70 elite Solana buttons.
03:30:11
You know Sonya.
03:30:12
Sonya. Button
03:30:14
yeah I San Juan they don't have to be.
03:30:16
People say they have to be.
03:30:17
They don't have to be my good ones IRL.
03:30:20
Oh, see, this is the shitty one that's actually without the.
03:30:25
This one with the fucking directional buttons.
03:30:27
All has buttons versus having a joystick, which is just fucking weird to me.
03:30:32
Well, when you say joystick two, you mean like an analog stick, not a fucking.
03:30:36
You got a, button down button, left button,
03:30:38
the right button, or even the diagonals versus having just like, the fucking knob,
03:30:42
you know, the knob.
03:30:43
So I want to know mine detects the game and switches to eight way or four way.
03:30:48
But ideally you want that Xbox analog
03:30:51
that has 360 different positions and everything, right?
03:30:55
Yeah. Like a gas.
03:30:57
People always say, oh no, it's not about that.
03:30:59
Listen, here's an argument.
03:31:00
If people say that the analog stick is better,
03:31:02
I say, go, go drive your car with a gas button instead of a gas pedal.
03:31:05
Dumb ass.
03:31:06
Yeah, but is there a game that's like Mortal Kombat one
03:31:09
that is going to understand the difference between, the extra positions?
03:31:13
Well, it does, no.
03:31:14
The retro games, no, but
03:31:16
but it's going to be smoother as far as the gameplay in general,
03:31:19
because you're going to have more positions to tag right along the way.
03:31:23
If you like any driving games or anything that where you need
03:31:26
the different potential ometer, then yeah, you need it.
03:31:28
Otherwise it's either on or off.
03:31:30
So when you're driving, you're like totally always tapping
03:31:33
one steering way instead of holding it because the car spins out.
03:31:37
But for fight,
03:31:38
even fighting games, you need an analog stick.
03:31:41
I just want something that's like would mimic,
03:31:45
some arcade shit that I could just attach to a
03:31:47
TV to have it be more accessible than on a cabinet, you know?
03:31:51
See, I did, I did, we'd hop in my sumo pro and it took the lyrics from you.
03:31:56
It says hit the jay like a fade away from the low block.
03:31:59
Skin is a lighter shade.
03:32:00
And I am still starstruck.
03:32:02
Is that even close? That's easy. Yeah.
03:32:06
So the words my truck hit the Jay from.
03:32:08
Yeah. It's not.
03:32:09
So do you have the words written down
03:32:10
that I can just copy and paste them over these?
03:32:12
Because it'd be much better.
03:32:14
I don't think they're written down.
03:32:15
No, I think that
03:32:16
song actually has them in the video, but I don't have them written to see.
03:32:19
So it's going to suck because it's going to be singing the wrong words.
03:32:22
But from the fade away in the low black.
03:32:25
Yeah, I think so.
03:32:26
I think that's I mean, those songs are better produced
03:32:29
to where it should be able to pull that off.
03:32:33
And how would you describe the style?
03:32:35
The ones that are shitty?
03:32:37
How would you describe the style of your music?
03:32:40
White rap
03:32:44
out of Detroit
03:32:46
is going to sound like if you say out of Detroit, it's
03:32:48
going to sound like Eminem rap out of suburban Detroit.
03:32:54
So it's just like, we know that's what we would call
03:32:57
that's literally what, like we like it like that's what that album was called.
03:33:01
I can also I can play the song for
03:33:03
I and it'll give me a prompt, but I just wanted your
03:33:07
basic start or I it's a start.
03:33:09
Hip hop, just just weird hip hop, really.
03:33:12
It's just weed based hip hop
03:33:14
as as far as that point, Easy Draw was more just weed based hip hop.
03:33:20
Sometimes it gives me a perfect prompt.
03:33:22
Right off the bat, hotdog buns was more like shock value offensive.
03:33:27
Yeah, yeah,
03:33:27
I can already tell by reading it it's going to sound like fucking Eminem.
03:33:33
Weed hop
03:33:36
remaster
03:33:38
one try, one button and I'll play it, but it probably won't be that good.
03:33:42
It takes so many tries.
03:33:44
Usually,
03:33:46
I don't know, I feel like, from my experience, it has an issue
03:33:51
differentiating,
03:33:53
like the nuances of rock styles, like
03:33:57
like hard rock versus wait, so do you want to turn it into rock
03:34:01
or do you want to keep it?
03:34:01
Rat you're trying to turn it into rap rock,
03:34:03
or I'll do hard rock and it's done like blues, and I've done blues
03:34:06
and it's made it sound like shit, and I've done gospel and it's made
03:34:10
it sound like rock. And it's like, well, I don't.
03:34:12
I've tried to prompt it's specific things and it's just, it's hard.
03:34:16
It sometimes, but that's sometimes I is, I is a bit targeted sometimes.
03:34:20
Well, my goal here is just to make
03:34:22
it sound better than what it was, the same style.
03:34:25
I mean, you can change the style, but it's not as cool.
03:34:28
And like I would like to do
03:34:30
would be like, and I'm sure at some point it will happen.
03:34:34
But to like mimic the voices to a tee to where you don't know
03:34:39
any different, that's what I just able that you're able to peel that off
03:34:44
and have that be produced better.
03:34:47
And then you have the beat recreated, reproduced better.
03:34:51
And then you just you haven't, you know.
03:34:52
But yeah, you
03:34:54
I don't want to show you what I mean.
03:34:58
It just takes all the ones and zeroes and recreates it
03:35:00
to make it sounds, you know, more, more polished and.
03:35:06
Okay, here's all I want.
03:35:07
The shit that's automated.
03:35:09
I just wanted to do it on its own.
03:35:12
I just don't think I can get past that phasing issue.
03:35:14
I, I've played around with the songs that don't have the phasing issue.
03:35:19
I've not played around with songs that have the phasing issue
03:35:22
because we'd have it'll fix the phasing, you know, that's way too new.
03:35:26
That's way too new.
03:35:27
Okay. I should have picked one of the phasing.
03:35:29
The phasing issues are all hot dog buns only, and they're like
03:35:34
halfway through the
03:35:37
dynamic. The the got the beginning.
03:35:39
I think we have over like 100 some songs
03:35:43
or they do.
03:35:47
They we we they.
03:35:51
I think if I share my just my audio, my whole thing, it's an echo.
03:35:54
If we talk, don't talk for a second.
03:35:57
I'm just going to, unit I'm going to go piss anyway.
03:36:00
Going. It's not going to work.
03:36:03
I'm going to have to download.
03:36:04
It's not going to work. My penis.
03:36:06
No, I'm trying to just play the sound.
03:36:07
I don't know how to just share the sound.
03:36:12
The other one would let me hide a screen.
03:36:14
So on mine, I just zoomed in on or I, like, focused, you know what I mean?
03:36:19
That's why you can only see the weird play button,
03:36:21
because I just didn't want to expose my user.
03:36:23
Yeah, that's what I'm trying to do.
03:36:24
Oh, you just use the zoom of the actual.
03:36:26
Well, I zoomed, yeah, I zoomed in because I got a touch pad,
03:36:29
but you probably use the browser zoom just to area.
03:36:32
That is not going to be obvious, you know. Right.
03:36:36
You share the screen.
03:36:40
Right.
03:36:40
Yeah.
03:36:41
So then I can just hide the screen after I get it this far.
03:36:44
Right? Yeah.
03:36:45
That are just I think you can probably play the hidden spacebar.
03:36:48
One's mine.
03:36:49
There it is.
03:36:53
Wait, there's no hide screen on that one.
03:36:56
Oh, well.
03:36:58
Yeah.
03:36:59
I don't know where play is now though, because I made it too big.
03:37:04
I can figure this out.
03:37:06
I can just highlight me.
03:37:10
At the spacebar or.
03:37:12
Yeah, take it off so you can see it, so.
03:37:15
Oh, no, I can see it. I know you can see.
03:37:18
You can barely see it.
03:37:21
You can't see anything.
03:37:25
Wait.
03:37:25
A last play again.
03:37:28
Where's my list?
03:37:30
Son of a bitch.
03:37:40
Yeah. Oh!
03:37:47
Yeah. Oh.
03:37:53
Oh, yeah, yeah.
03:37:58
Reaching for my top notch.
03:38:00
Because I need to smoke somewhere. When the beat drops.
03:38:02
Jumping like a beat box I don't give a fuck.
03:38:04
This is weed hop. It's how we rock.
03:38:06
Rolling up on the way to the east by hit the J.
03:38:09
Like a fade away from the low block.
03:38:11
Skin is a lighter shade I am still starstruck.
03:38:14
Take it taste. Step back, kick it, penetrate it.
03:38:17
The easy lay I always make the keys play MJ framing like a gay all day.
03:38:22
You can try to hang but ain't no fucking way.
03:38:24
Shit I get it first rate.
03:38:25
Fresh from the state, the Great Lakes is the best place to win.
03:38:29
Just for fuck's sake.
03:38:30
See the shape of a landscape.
03:38:32
You must take the path, take a hit and get a half baked.
03:38:35
Or sit this half.
03:38:36
Because my next bag is better than this is supposed to be better.
03:38:39
Because really, some black are easy to I don't know.
03:38:43
Does it sound blacker?
03:38:44
I don't I didn't hear the song before I met you before releasing Sugar City.
03:38:48
Easy Job on the City Doors on the slope.
03:38:50
So we come, we hop nonstop.
03:38:52
Easy. George Mason Dixon.
03:38:54
That's a combo over back. Dixon
03:38:58
City.
03:38:58
Easy job on the shadows, on the like that Jason did.
03:39:02
Even I should Mason Dixon.
03:39:04
That's a combo.
03:39:06
You say what?
03:39:08
Yeah. You gotta send it. Send me the real work.
03:39:10
Mason. Did he?
03:39:11
I don't know if I have this one.
03:39:13
I might actually have the lyrics, but Mason Dixon, that's a combo.
03:39:16
Mason Dixon.
03:39:20
Oh, I know, what did you do is you start over.
03:39:23
No, I tried a different one.
03:39:25
No. It was I wanted to hear.
03:39:26
The next one was my verse.
03:39:28
There is an easy version.
03:39:29
My verse. Goddamn it.
03:39:31
Camera stuck in this tweet.
03:39:32
And who submits an Instagram?
03:39:35
That's the original, right? Yeah.
03:39:37
No, that's not the original.
03:39:38
Look.
03:39:39
That sounds like me and the you.
03:39:42
The other one didn't sound like easy.
03:39:44
Let's. Yeah.
03:39:44
So, dude, I will recreate it hundreds of times to get one good one
03:39:49
and then try to edit that.
03:39:50
But wait, that sounds totally different. That's not it.
03:39:55
And maybe it was the original one too.
03:39:59
Yeah,
03:40:00
she sounds very different.
03:40:03
So. Oh, this was the
03:40:06
money?
03:40:07
Yeah.
03:40:09
The cover.
03:40:09
Yes. This is the best one.
03:40:10
Yeah.
03:40:13
Yeah,
03:40:15
yeah.
03:40:16
So I have I threw, but I'm not sure how to do that.
03:40:20
Yeah.
03:40:21
There's not a fucking slider bar.
03:40:23
No salad too much.
03:40:26
So you can play at the bottom.
03:40:31
But I'm up late tweeting.
03:40:32
Who's the man on Instagram. Yeah. That's ten.
03:40:35
The ten.
03:40:35
That's a fact. Us with the socks. Pull the past the cuffs.
03:40:38
Sure, sure.
03:40:39
Like it's been raining in the dam slum.
03:40:41
The wrong word. Oh man. Can't hear you.
03:40:44
Imagine the president with a trimmed beard in the man bun.
03:40:47
Shit.
03:40:48
Get in the kitchen, make me a sandwich and fuck all the immigrants
03:40:51
who was sitting where my lady sandwich Clinton should be in prison.
03:40:54
She's a lesbian.
03:40:55
Fuck.
03:40:55
Politicians might be looking for a big fat bump.
03:40:59
Bump? Biggie?
03:41:00
No. Back to back while you ride around the city,
03:41:02
find the hot broad Brett Kavanaugh and grab a fucking titty
03:41:05
while you're spilling 40 ounce beer directly on your seat.
03:41:08
We hop nonstop, easy door. Love it.
03:41:11
That's one of my favorite lines I biggie before relationship.
03:41:15
Cassidy easy job.
03:41:16
What's one of the worst ones that there's no way.
03:41:19
Oh, probably Hitler's dudes.
03:41:21
Early early shit over back.
03:41:23
You dial back.
03:41:24
There's 50 years.
03:41:25
The country beer country bumpkins comes up everywhere.
03:41:28
This is a great song.
03:41:29
Actually. It's a really good song. I love that song.
03:41:31
Makes a good move over, back.
03:41:34
Whoa, MJ, I think that's one.
03:41:36
That's a rare gem of the early of like, they're like, that's
03:41:39
a weak spot in my opinion.
03:41:46
Make it as a country song because it's meant to make fun of country
03:41:48
song is really just reaching for my top notch.
03:41:54
That was the premise.
03:42:00
Where is it coming from?
03:42:01
How are you doing, Jordan?
03:42:03
I'm doing all right.
03:42:04
How are you doing that?
03:42:08
Yeah.
03:42:09
No about this.
03:42:11
Wait, are you playing that? Well?
03:42:12
You're you're not playing it, but I don't know nothing about it.
03:42:16
Oh, yeah, I don't know either.
03:42:18
Robert said what? We.
03:42:21
Hey, Gary said he was going to talk about uncle Bob, and he never did.
03:42:25
Baby, I was with you.
03:42:26
I really it takes me a little bit of time to understand what he was saying.
03:42:29
You know what I mean here.
03:42:31
Yeah, especially when he doesn't.
03:42:32
15 or 20 minutes on the monologue. Yeah.
03:42:34
That's fine.
03:42:36
This trendy man.
03:42:40
Yeah.
03:42:40
I don't see that.
03:42:41
I don't see that part, though.
03:42:44
That would just follow Christianity.
03:42:48
What do you mean?
03:42:51
You know, man, if it wasn't for believing in
03:42:53
what God made there, you wouldn't have anything in life, man.
03:42:57
See, again, if he went a little too far.
03:42:59
I agree with believing in something and having a higher something larger than you.
03:43:04
So. But not to have anything else is kind of
03:43:06
discounting a lot of great experiences.
03:43:10
I mean, you you
03:43:11
no one knows, but would you guess it?
03:43:14
Any other species other than human being
03:43:18
has a god?
03:43:23
Sure.
03:43:23
Do they believe in God?
03:43:24
No, not not has it God believes in God.
03:43:28
You don't think the queen bees believe in something higher than the queen bee?
03:43:33
Maybe it's just purpose.
03:43:34
Who knows?
03:43:36
Does it have to be the end all I thought the end all be.
03:43:39
Oh, nice.
03:43:41
Does this, does this God you say have to have, like, tentacles or arms or.
03:43:46
No, that's my argument all the time.
03:43:48
Is that, like, people have this perception that God has to be like, tangible.
03:43:52
You right? When it's you? Literally.
03:43:54
He literally says in his writings that you cannot come.
03:43:58
It says you can.
03:43:59
He says in his writings. Yeah. That he wrote.
03:44:01
Yeah, yeah.
03:44:03
You can't you can't comprehend it.
03:44:05
Even you, he even even Gary says it infinity.
03:44:07
Something we can't grasp.
03:44:09
He's saying it right there.
03:44:10
It's like yeah, yeah, right. It's
03:44:14
we don't understand it.
03:44:15
It's like Weird. Therefore it must not know.
03:44:18
So we can't we can't pinpoint it.
03:44:19
Therefore we cannot exist.
03:44:22
Give me some type of reasonably it probably doesn't exist
03:44:26
that's reasonably loosely be interpreted as maybe God.
03:44:29
He's like, no, no.
03:44:31
And it probably doesn't exist, to be clear.
03:44:33
But to say absolutely not is too far the other way.
03:44:36
But it all depends on your definition of what God is.
03:44:39
Yeah, like what is like God could just be the process is like, what?
03:44:43
It just happens to be intelligent or like there's some type of governing
03:44:47
authority based on just principles, laws of principle,
03:44:51
which in my opinion, don't exist unless you have some type of box
03:44:55
in which you're operating in.
03:44:56
Otherwise it just like sandbox theory doesn't exist unless there is a sandbox like
03:45:03
there.
03:45:03
There's a sandbox theory.
03:45:05
I just made that up, but I'm thinking of like video games,
03:45:07
like the theory of playing the sandbox mode in a video game.
03:45:10
There's still different, you know, there's
03:45:14
sandbox mode and fucking Goat Simulator versus sandbox mode and fucking,
03:45:19
why do you got to go to Iran evolution, Jurassic Park evolution
03:45:24
fucking or sandbox mode and fucking theme park
03:45:28
or fucking Roller Coaster Tycoon or The Sims or whatever.
03:45:31
The fuck. It's all different. Sandbox.
03:45:35
Games.
03:45:39
But they all are governed
03:45:40
by different authorities, and they don't just exist on their own.
03:45:44
But you can't just.
03:45:45
I don't think you can slap a world
03:45:47
that exists without sandboxing it, in my opinion.
03:45:51
So in sandboxing, it essentially means
03:45:52
that there are governing authorities, even though it seems like it's
03:45:55
you get to choose your own thing, like I can choose to pick this up
03:45:58
or put it down or eat it or not eat it, but the fact that it's here
03:46:03
is still a governing authority.
03:46:05
It's still a sandbox, you know what I mean?
03:46:06
Like, it's still giving.
03:46:08
It's a sandbox in this essence that I can eat these whenever I want,
03:46:12
but it's not in the essence that these exist and that they're here.
03:46:15
You mean like.
03:46:23
That's how I feel about that.
03:46:27
What's the top?
03:46:27
Doesn't sound anything like your song.
03:46:32
And it's only a minute. That didn't work.
03:46:34
Sometimes that happens.
03:46:35
It's because your lyrics, it only grabbed one verse and one when I wish.
03:46:39
When I did that, that, like you were able to like, like dispute like that.
03:46:44
It was so bad that like I this is until the whole business model would collapse.
03:46:49
That it's a great idea.
03:46:51
Like, yeah, this one is good, this one is good.
03:46:53
I want a refund on this and that. And you can you can fight for it.
03:46:55
But I mean, there should be like a logical way of them
03:47:00
telling that you didn't download it.
03:47:03
You barely listened to it.
03:47:04
You know what I mean?
03:47:05
Like, I don't know, it does, it has views and plays.
03:47:08
And exactly when you played it,
03:47:09
how much you think like that, they would go,
03:47:11
okay, let's give them a refund, because obviously.
03:47:13
But I'm not even saying something or I'm not even saying some of this poor quality.
03:47:17
I'm saying I just put in your song, that's five minutes, 21 seconds,
03:47:20
and it's spitting out one minute, 47 seconds of gibberish.
03:47:25
And I even gave it its own prompt,
03:47:27
like when I put in your song, it'll tell me,
03:47:31
yeah, well, it's pseudo sort of same thing they came up with
03:47:36
like really bad sometimes words like, I did not ask for this, but it's not bad.
03:47:39
Fuck this.
03:47:40
It's not bad.
03:47:41
It knows your pattern. It's like a slot machine, dude.
03:47:43
It's playing you the more like.
03:47:46
I'll sit there.
03:47:46
Now click if there's one still rendering and I click,
03:47:49
the ones that are waiting to be rendered guaranteed are going to be bad
03:47:51
because it's like, fuck, he's already put more quarters in.
03:47:53
I'm going to take him for what he's worth.
03:47:55
And if I wait like two hours, come back and push play or push render,
03:47:59
I'll get the perfect whatever I'm trying to get.
03:48:01
I'll come come back when it's memory's gone.
03:48:04
Really.
03:48:05
But so yeah.
03:48:06
So the lyrics aren't matching.
03:48:07
So you obviously have five minutes of lyrics.
03:48:10
No, not that you're using it too much.
03:48:11
It's like, dude, you're pumping quarters into this machine. I'm going to take him
03:48:15
and I do.
03:48:15
I get into the zone, right?
03:48:16
I was like, dude, I've, I've spent 2000 credits
03:48:19
and I've this is a fucking this is a Gary rap.
03:48:21
This is so not important.
03:48:25
Not to I started to pick on Gary.
03:48:26
Yeah. So your songs are only coming up. No, no.
03:48:29
Two minutes.
03:48:30
So in this case, if you want to help it like I have it, it pulled the verses out.
03:48:34
But if you have long instrumental sections
03:48:36
you have to put in brackets instrumental break.
03:48:38
Otherwise they sound like these are typically easy or hard to.
03:48:42
Yeah.
03:48:43
See I need the word, I need the I need the lyric sheets to make it work.
03:48:48
Let's hear how it came out anyways though I would say with rap in general too,
03:48:51
it's probably, you know, just because there's a lot of tight, quickly said words
03:48:56
that maybe aren't said clearly as often because usually you're pretty.
03:49:01
I can't even throw that up there.
03:49:04
I assumed in that time.
03:49:07
See, when I zoom in, though,
03:49:08
I lose the freaking play button.
03:49:12
You can't hit spacebar on your keyboard to have a trigger.
03:49:16
Not unless that window's already highlighted.
03:49:18
Otherwise, I'll probably start playing stuff in the studio.
03:49:20
Let's go. Oh.
03:49:24
Yeah. See this?
03:49:25
This isn't going to come out.
03:49:29
I can tell when the time is not even close.
03:49:32
I figured, well, I got the sample.
03:49:38
It's already almost over.
03:49:41
I could
03:49:44
I'm on a mission.
03:49:45
The time for the song.
03:49:47
Whatever I'm on right now, I'm started from nothing.
03:49:51
Now, that's not even the same words. What?
03:49:54
I can just stop. No.
03:49:57
But yeah, if you give me the lyrics, I can make it sound wound down doing.
03:50:02
Oh, you know what I'm saying?
03:50:03
Hang on. I'm also,
03:50:06
I'm covering it.
03:50:07
I should I can just remaster it,
03:50:10
but then I can't change it more country.
03:50:12
You just pull it straight from YouTube or you're, like, using a download,
03:50:15
I already know. Yeah, I pulled it right from YouTube.
03:50:18
But then, I mean straight to the pro version.
03:50:21
One of my choices is remains.
03:50:23
Here's a link.
03:50:26
You can pull from a link or you have to download it and then re upload it.
03:50:30
Don't remember I'm pretty sure I downloaded it bro.
03:50:32
It's fucking windy.
03:50:33
But yeah.
03:50:36
Yeah, it's you know what?
03:50:37
You're probably getting what we got.
03:50:40
At five and three went down in my fucking yard.
03:50:43
There was two other trees that went down a neighbor neighborhood.
03:50:45
A fucking telephone pole was like leaning fucking sideways.
03:50:49
Because, like,
03:50:52
crew came through and, like, redid some pipe work at some point, like.
03:50:54
And so it's it's just interesting though, like, yeah,
03:50:56
of course the ground's still going to be all soft and shit.
03:50:58
No one really fucking thought.
03:51:00
And so I'm glad that's nowhere near our shit, but,
03:51:03
definitely saw some, like, telephone poles leaning like a motherfucker.
03:51:10
But, no, not anywhere around here.
03:51:14
The drive was pretty Monday,
03:51:16
and I got hit, like, with a brief, slight blizzard, like, for maybe five minutes.
03:51:20
Ten minutes on most.
03:51:22
And then when I got off the freeway, finally in the area that I'm at,
03:51:25
it was like there was, you know, snow on the ground.
03:51:28
And it wasn't really, like, slippery, but it was enough to kind of make you go,
03:51:32
oh, this is different than what I was used to.
03:51:34
So let me just whip on my four wheel drive and just drive like slightly slower,
03:51:38
just to make sure I get to my destination so I can be fucking done with this
03:51:41
goddamn travel.
03:51:43
Hey, was country bumpkins one of the ones with phase issues?
03:51:48
Yes. 15 years ago.
03:51:50
Yeah.
03:51:50
All right, so I, I remastered instead of having an issue.
03:51:55
No, I don't I just can't hear it without looking at my speakers
03:51:58
or trying to figure it out because you you're familiar with it.
03:52:00
You can hear those. You put it in there anyway, you downloaded it.
03:52:03
So yeah.
03:52:04
Yeah, I before I was sitting up using issue.
03:52:07
It's I don't know, I just remastered it four times.
03:52:09
I'm going to capture one and play it here.
03:52:11
But I can just share the link.
03:52:14
I'm just curious if it fixes the phasing issue on its own because yeah, it should.
03:52:18
I literally I remastered it with one click,
03:52:22
which is kind of pretty cool.
03:52:24
But out of the four, I mean, I don't know which one sounds better.
03:52:26
I'm just grabbing one randomly.
03:52:29
And. But I'd be curious if you play the original one from YouTube.
03:52:32
If it has, I'll send.
03:52:34
I'll upload it to so you can listen to it real.
03:52:48
Certainly with the Billy goat cheese.
03:52:49
You ever hear anything?
03:52:51
You don't hear anything?
03:52:53
Nope. It's.
03:52:54
It's still got the phasing issue.
03:52:56
The copy, the phasing issue.
03:52:59
Sitting with a big chill in there.
03:53:02
That's a Garry's one with.
03:53:04
Yeah.
03:53:05
So the the issue here
03:53:08
is you probably got two headphones in.
03:53:09
I got one that's on. And so it's doing mono in my one.
03:53:12
I told you I can't hear anything at either one
03:53:15
okay.
03:53:16
Interesting.
03:53:18
Let me make sure that it grabbed it because when I downloaded it
03:53:20
maybe it lost it.
03:53:23
Dear copy link.
03:53:24
Here's the original again that phasing issue.
03:53:31
This should be the original.
03:53:35
Click click happy.
03:53:36
And this is you're getting both.
03:53:39
Yeah I can hear it.
03:53:42
It took your words right out.
03:53:43
Same thing.
03:53:44
No it's the phasing issue.
03:53:47
That's your original I didn't change anything.
03:53:49
I just want to make sure the levels are there as is.
03:53:51
The phasing issue cancels them out when you're
03:53:53
listening in on specific media.
03:53:55
So when yeah when pseudo remastered it it what it cancels it out.
03:54:00
I wonder if I put a note that there's a phasing issue
03:54:02
if it would correct it I wonder.
03:54:04
Yeah I wonder if I play with it and then I'll play with it.
03:54:06
Not on the show because otherwise like I would need to
03:54:10
if, I mean, I could still like take, you know, break the
03:54:15
I wouldn't I can
03:54:15
take it and send it into the studio, you know, edit this video.
03:54:19
I'm just saying I wouldn't mind taking the steam out
03:54:21
and and just having the beat either.
03:54:22
Like even just remastered or having it just kind of slightly like re
03:54:26
remade I style, but like the same beat essence,
03:54:30
even if it sounds updated more like as long as it sounds sort of similar.
03:54:35
Like I wouldn't mind taking that and then slapping the acapella back onto it
03:54:39
and just saying, hey, you know, here's the remastered version
03:54:43
because you know, our style back then was a bit archaic, and as long as it's
03:54:47
got a bit of the essence of the beat and it sounds better, I don't care really.
03:54:52
The idea was that, you know, we were, you know, not the best rappers, but
03:54:55
the idea is not to like, fuck around too much with the voice.
03:54:59
I don't mind fucking around with the beat and making the beat sound
03:55:03
even slightly different.
03:55:04
As long as it sounds better, you know?
03:55:08
Yeah, but still, if it's if you liked it before authentic,
03:55:11
otherwise it'll sound like somebody redid your song wrong.
03:55:14
Yes or no? It all depends.
03:55:16
So I just put it into a time frame thing, and all I'm trying to do is just, like,
03:55:20
fix the phasing issue.
03:55:21
Yeah, I just clicked extract.
03:55:23
Extract stems, and then I can just.
03:55:25
I think I can fix the phasing that it does it in the thing
03:55:28
because I, I for a second I figured, I don't know wrong with
03:55:31
I forgot what I was playing around with, but
03:55:35
It was an app that was
03:55:38
I don't know, I can't remember what it is
03:55:42
alone in the, fix the phase, but it was like
03:55:45
just doubling the phase, and it was just making it sound wider.
03:55:48
And at first I thought maybe it would.
03:55:50
It would be just the quick fix to all my issues.
03:55:54
But it just makes it sound inauthentic.
03:55:57
Like the way I was doing it was so much better, which really was me taking
03:56:04
when I had the acapella.
03:56:06
Otherwise, I just, I'm,
03:56:07
I'm fucking taking the beat and doing it with the entire beat,
03:56:10
but taking it and separating and making multiple copies of it.
03:56:15
Having one be switch to one phase one B switch to the other phase,
03:56:20
and then figure out A being, where the main bulk of
03:56:23
where the fucking audio content is.
03:56:26
And then if I need to like
03:56:29
mano a mano one,
03:56:32
but then keep one prominent I it's, it's really like an idea
03:56:35
of figuring out which phase the more
03:56:39
the the, the more bulk of the lyrics are.
03:56:42
And then my knowing the other side
03:56:45
to where there is still kind of there,
03:56:48
and then slapping it back together and it's a pain in the ass.
03:56:54
I actually lose a lot of
03:56:55
like detail when it comes to, different
03:56:58
echoing and left right panning that I had done.
03:57:03
Which, honestly,
03:57:04
it's on a shitty track anyway, so it really doesn't even fucking matter.
03:57:07
But, yeah, it's where it shines though.
03:57:10
You can hum or taps anything and make it sound like
03:57:13
a professional orchestra just from, like, humming it.
03:57:16
So I got the stems, but I'm worried that the when I even
03:57:19
when I extract the stems, it's still going to have no vocals because it's cancels.
03:57:24
It doesn't hear it, it doesn't even hear it to pull it.
03:57:28
There's no like well, if my,
03:57:31
the lead vocal, is there a waveform. Yeah.
03:57:34
But it's just a, it's a line with one little bloop.
03:57:37
So that's why I'm not saying I'm downloading them
03:57:39
and I'm going to play them and see what happens.
03:57:44
Play what they got guitar, bass, drums and two vocals.
03:57:47
So maybe it did play with it and then show me it says
03:57:51
backing vocals and lead vocals, but the lead vocals has one word what it's.
03:57:54
I'm very curious what that one word is.
03:58:02
Oh, it sounds horrible.
03:58:05
Yeah.
03:58:05
It did not know what to do.
03:58:09
Unless that was the second one.
03:58:10
There's another one.
03:58:12
Maybe I played them in the wrong order.
03:58:20
Yeah.
03:58:27
They don't say they're not labeled either.
03:58:29
I mean, they're just labeled your song, part one.
03:58:30
Part two, which is really dumb.
03:58:32
So, you know, why not tell me which put lead vocals right in the fucking name?
03:58:37
Oh, this is a silence.
03:58:41
The words right about here,
03:58:44
right?
03:58:46
Oh, yeah.
03:58:47
That's right.
03:58:50
There's little literally one word.
03:58:55
One for word.
03:58:59
I don't know, it's so distorted here.
03:59:01
Is it okay?
03:59:02
Okay. Is it,
03:59:05
is it.
03:59:05
No, no.
03:59:09
Oh, yeah.
03:59:09
I can just upload it.
03:59:12
One moment.
03:59:13
This is great. No, I can't hear. It.
03:59:15
Just sounds horrible, but I'm gonna see if I can get the other one.
03:59:18
Oh, okay.
03:59:21
It'll be this one.
03:59:26
So. Okay.
03:59:27
Oh, there it is. That's too big of a button.
03:59:28
It's confusing when you upload music.
03:59:30
It's hard down there.
03:59:32
Play. Oh, share.
03:59:34
Share.
03:59:36
I don't fucking play, bro.
03:59:40
Stay on the page.
03:59:42
I didn't click save play.
03:59:45
Oh, there it is.
03:59:45
Watch the video.
03:59:50
You're gonna have to tell me what the word is.
03:59:51
Wait.
03:59:52
I'm not sharing the right to right.
03:59:53
I don't fucking hear goddamn thing.
04:00:01
That was it.
04:00:02
That was it.
04:00:02
I just heard a lot of shaker.
04:00:08
Are you gonna put
04:00:11
sound like something?
04:00:12
Stallion's.
04:00:16
But that tells me that it didn't
04:00:19
let me upload the other one.
04:00:20
There's a whole bunch of words.
04:00:21
Maybe we can make those out.
04:00:23
This is riveting.
04:00:24
Just make out period TV.
04:00:26
Go ahead.
04:00:27
Very TV.
04:00:29
Yes. Television
04:00:31
it is.
04:00:33
You know how many people are watching?
04:00:34
Oh, honey,
04:00:36
they're loving it.
04:00:37
Or love the television that they're watching.
04:00:41
You were watching tell.
04:00:43
Come on, man, I brought that on the screen before.
04:00:45
It's going to say exactly what you're doing and you're going to be wrong.
04:00:48
Do you want me to do that again?
04:00:49
Because I will. No.
04:00:50
No thanks. Brady.
04:00:53
Thanks, Brady.
04:00:54
Oh, this is part two. Oh it is labeled there.
04:00:56
Oh fart two
04:00:59
fart nigger.
04:01:01
Oh careful though.
04:01:04
Oh fart nigger.
04:01:08
Very inappropriate and offensive.
04:01:11
I think that's the whole video. What happened?
04:01:13
Why can I find over the top?
04:01:20
Can you hear that?
04:01:21
I thought it's on the TV.
04:01:22
Wants to. I guess it's not.
04:01:23
No, I cannot hear a goddamn thing.
04:01:26
This is the original radio.
04:01:28
Oh, I can I can hear that.
04:01:36
There comes the clips.
04:01:37
And here's Brady.
04:01:41
Sitting where the bell go.
04:01:42
Chilling.
04:01:50
Can you hear anything?
04:01:52
Yeah, I can hear you. Can't hear it.
04:01:53
No, I because I've got one headphone in.
04:01:56
So it's going to go man.
04:01:58
I hear him in both my headphones.
04:02:02
The lyrics.
04:02:03
Okay,
04:02:05
wait, I planned something different.
04:02:06
I got the lyrics,
04:02:09
I serious.
04:02:10
Yeah, this is the lyrics. Damn.
04:02:12
But it sounds horrible because of the phasing each of my other watch.
04:02:16
If I put in my other fucking headphone.
04:02:19
Right.
04:02:19
These are, No, it's just all distorted.
04:02:23
Sounds horrible.
04:02:23
Distorted,
04:02:25
usually.
04:02:27
Usually.
04:02:29
Put that on the.
04:02:32
Well, that was just the original.
04:02:33
The other one is this time.
04:02:38
I can't hear that.
04:02:39
Anyway.
04:02:41
I hear it in both.
04:02:44
I can hear the music.
04:02:49
Can't you just record it
04:02:50
playing itself and fix it?
04:02:55
Or am I being stupid?
04:02:56
It'll just record both in verse, out of phase tracks again,
04:03:02
I don't know.
04:03:03
That's a good that's a good point. Right?
04:03:05
What what I did I hear it right now.
04:03:07
It's still out of phase, right?
04:03:09
No, I hear it.
04:03:10
Let's get a record the out of phase, right?
04:03:13
Or is it good as well?
04:03:15
You might have to put it tomorrow to get rid of it.
04:03:18
Yeah I don't, I hear
04:03:20
it cancel each other out is what.
04:03:21
It's what the problem is.
04:03:23
Are you singing in both the right and the left?
04:03:25
Separate tracks, the same words, or is it just a phase effect?
04:03:31
There is.
04:03:32
It depends on what I thought at the time, because I was just saying
04:03:35
I really meant.
04:03:36
All I know is I was assuming that potentially reversing
04:03:39
the phase of the track in the
04:03:44
I wasn't, I didn't know what I was doing.
04:03:45
I still don't know what I'm doing, but in my interpretation
04:03:48
at the time was that, hey, if I take the lyric and do a reverse
04:03:52
phase of it, as opposed to the song, there is, it's going to sit differently.
04:03:58
Yeah. Noise cancel right.
04:04:01
But then because you.
04:04:02
Well, why do I hear you?
04:04:04
Why do I hear, hear the lyrics over this.
04:04:06
Over the song or they wouldn't cancel each other out. Right.
04:04:09
Like if there was competing sounds, they would.
04:04:11
You got to do that with frequency. You make frequency?
04:04:13
Yeah.
04:04:14
I later, I guess, but even then it's still a pain in the ass.
04:04:17
But like, it's a pain in the ass, especially with I just one button.
04:04:22
But what I'm telling you answer my question.
04:04:24
I was I was, for whatever reason, to be able to hear it.
04:04:28
I left right pan and somehow facing one side and not the other.
04:04:34
Technical difficulties.
04:04:35
It's weird.
04:04:35
Yeah.
04:04:36
That's a that's our sort of that's all that's ever happened show here.
04:04:41
Never not not once ever.
04:04:43
There has not been.
04:04:44
Yeah.
04:04:44
Right now I hear vocals in both my ears.
04:04:47
How is that part zero?
04:04:49
I hear zero, I've got zero.
04:04:51
But then if I just record it through my audacity like this, than it should.
04:04:55
If you were to, I think go mono is one too.
04:04:59
It's because it's a stereo.
04:05:00
If you got stereo pan, you're able to separate the, I don't do stereo pair.
04:05:06
No effects, nothing. Just playing
04:05:09
left or right.
04:05:09
Whatever is being processed through
04:05:13
digitally here.
04:05:13
I'm getting mono through both channels. So.
04:05:18
Well. Right.
04:05:18
Because you probably don't have your audio set up properly.
04:05:21
But that's all right.
04:05:22
Maybe. Maybe not. Yeah, I don't know.
04:05:24
The out is though.
04:05:25
I'm just saying if I could just simply record your songs like that, it'd
04:05:28
be the fastest way to fix it.
04:05:31
But I bet you if I recorded sound not none of the phrasing.
04:05:35
Right? Right. There's no. I'm just fixing things.
04:05:37
So I guess if I can hear it.
04:05:40
But I can hear it.
04:05:41
You can't. That's what's confusing me.
04:05:44
That's all I'm saying.
04:05:45
It's all a phasing issue. It's weird.
04:05:48
It's like it's again, the stealth bomber technology playback speakers, where it's
04:05:53
repeating the same sound with the opposite phase and it cancels it out.
04:05:58
And for some fucking God forsaken reason.
04:06:01
And again, that's what Gary does understand, is
04:06:03
there's the R&B stuff that's right in front of our fucking faces that we cannot
04:06:06
maybe see, hear, feel, taste, touch.
04:06:10
But it might be right there just because there's an inverse phase,
04:06:13
you know, going on.
04:06:18
Damn, it's not recording.
04:06:21
That's not recording.
04:06:22
Right.
04:06:23
I just tried recording what was coming out.
04:06:25
But I use different outputs.
04:06:26
So it's not coming out.
04:06:27
My main speaker so I can listen.
04:06:29
Oh. That's not it.
04:06:30
That's not an issue. That's good.
04:06:31
Otherwise everything would be echoing.
04:06:33
I can't change it right now.
04:06:34
During the show.
04:06:37
Yeah, I got a feeling it's super
04:06:38
easy to fix with audacity because I can hear.
04:06:41
I can hear everything the way I think it's supposed to be.
04:06:43
That's why every time you say it, I'm like, I don't understand.
04:06:46
Maybe it's an Apple thing.
04:06:48
Maybe your iPhones aren't capable.
04:06:50
They're they're so fancy they don't know how to play.
04:06:52
Just stereo, old fashioned sound.
04:06:54
It's trying to enhance it into oblivion.
04:06:58
I know the stems didn't work, but I'm telling you, I hear it.
04:07:00
I hear both.
04:07:02
Everyone on the show probably hears it too.
04:07:05
Please comment if you hear this music with vocals right now,
04:07:11
it might not be your style of music,
04:07:13
but if you can hear vocals and music, please
04:07:17
give a yes in the comments.
04:07:18
I'll even look at comments.
04:07:19
Oh, there's tons of comments, but numbers about this.
04:07:26
Yeah.
04:07:28
Are you listening to the show?
04:07:29
Do you hear it? Oh, you have to figure out what comes.
04:07:32
What's going on my phone.
04:07:32
So that's there you go. Come on.
04:07:35
You put that up.
04:07:36
Ready? Put
04:07:39
one step. You.
04:07:43
Everyone on the show probably hears it too.
04:07:47
Please comment if you hear anything coming out.
04:07:49
Music with vocals right now,
04:07:52
it might not be your style.
04:07:54
Why the fuck do I hear vocals and music scenes?
04:07:58
If we get in the comments, how can I prove that I can hear it on the canvas?
04:08:02
And then I've heard of it cuz
04:08:06
okay, you don't think I can hear it here?
04:08:08
I'll do my best. But here we go.
04:08:10
Show you. Here it.
04:08:12
Since you found my dog.
04:08:14
Wait, I can't sing it afterwards.
04:08:16
You know I'm gonna.
04:08:16
You know I can hear it in
04:08:20
difficult to get a good night's sleep.
04:08:24
And I proven that I can hear it.
04:08:27
Have you caught up to real time yet?
04:08:28
Listen, I'm gonna to your goddamn thing here.
04:08:31
Listen, I'm going to play it here and all there is a beat.
04:08:34
It's. I'm saying, dude, it's the.
04:08:37
There's like some.
04:08:37
Makes me want to take my knife to my neck or nads.
04:08:40
I'm not sure I'm gonna take my knife.
04:08:43
When she said when she's saying.
04:08:48
She said or when she said.
04:08:52
I'm leaving you for dead.
04:08:53
I can hear it. It's there.
04:08:56
All right. Next week on Fledge Rants.
04:08:58
Yeah.
04:09:03
Gary.
04:09:10
Thank you.
04:09:11
The three of you that are left here,
04:09:13
we miss brother.
04:09:16
He kept the show going.
04:09:17
We thought it was the host or the producer or the third chair, but no.
04:09:20
What do you mean? The three of you?
04:09:22
There's 25 watching.
04:09:23
There was, 30 over there for the most part.
04:09:27
Sweet.
04:09:28
I don't know if those are real or not, but there used to be, like, around,
04:09:31
you know what, 8 to 10.
04:09:32
And then there was like 10 or 15.
04:09:34
And then there's like, you know, then there was like.
04:09:38
Somebody doing
04:09:39
something or there's something happening whether it's real or not, here we are.
04:09:42
So I think a lot of the viewership is people come thinking that because
04:09:46
all the promotion that I'm doing, they're coming to the flagrante podcast
04:09:49
with that one Italian, Russian Buki dude, what's his name?
04:09:53
You're just ripping off of some fucking well.
04:09:56
So no, that comes from the feed.
04:09:58
They see us or they come from one of our shorts, which people still watch.
04:10:01
There's a lot of them out there.
04:10:02
They click on it and realize we're not.
04:10:05
What the fuck is his name like, E no,
04:10:08
it's been a stagnant 25 to 30 in the entire time.
04:10:11
I don't want to say anything because they want to jinx it, but yeah.
04:10:15
Flagrant podcast.
04:10:17
It hasn't been like, you know, Andrew shows.
04:10:20
Yeah.
04:10:20
So this is not the Andrew Schultz podcast.
04:10:23
Even though people I think that's why people come and leave so fast.
04:10:27
They don't though there's been a very solid he doesn't do a live podcast.
04:10:32
So they see they think oh no, there's a there's actually a flagrant live event.
04:10:37
And they come here and they're like, who the fuck are these guys?
04:10:38
And then they no, no, no.
04:10:41
But that's all right. I only do it for myself so I can.
04:10:43
He's gonna
04:10:45
good for him.
04:10:46
It's a little fucking book hustle right here.
04:10:48
I mean, but this is not helping anyone or anything.
04:10:51
She's going to. What?
04:10:54
Oh, yeah.
04:10:54
Or she's gonna.
04:10:56
She's gonna like, you know,
04:10:58
looks like, you know, maybe I don't know, I don't know, I'm going to come.
04:11:04
She's trippin.
04:11:06
He's trying just to maintain.
04:11:11
Well, I'm going to work on those songs because I like working on.
04:11:13
You're not understanding that. I couldn't care any less.
04:11:16
I think instead of a parody, we'll have a, hot dog.
04:11:19
But I don't give a crap about remake remaster?
04:11:23
Have you lost your mind?
04:11:25
We learned that.
04:11:26
We learned that they uploaded a consciousness into an artificial entity.
04:11:30
And no, I never knew that I did not know.
04:11:34
So it was the first transplanted memories and experience
04:11:38
and everything that they control.
04:11:40
Just not true.
04:11:43
Not it is.
04:11:44
We'll find out that it wasn't true.
04:11:45
But for today, it's true.
04:11:48
And then we found out that Stonehenge may or may not be completely flat on top.
04:11:53
We found out that Happy Birthday has three verses.
04:11:56
We found out that Gary leaves when it's cold.
04:11:59
We found out that Godzilla can't support his own weight.
04:12:01
We found out the chicks are hot and really thin clothes.
04:12:04
And we found out that in Saint Patrick's Day,
04:12:07
a lot of you will start drinking, probably within the next 4 or 5 hours.
04:12:09
Please be careful.
04:12:10
Don't drink and drive.
04:12:11
Take an Uber once there's children involved.
04:12:14
Once there's children involved, the bars open at seven
04:12:18
and most of them have free breakfast through nine.
04:12:23
Or I'm sorry, a 375,
04:12:25
$3.75 breakfast sounds pretty good.
04:12:29
He's a, well, smoking well,
04:12:32
he's.
04:12:33
God damn it, I'm going to play this again since door wasn't here.
04:12:36
You got anything? You got anything else to say? Complaint.
04:12:39
Do you have the, topic for next week?
04:12:42
Because you can pick it.
04:12:45
We did back forward.
04:12:47
I mean, there could be, you know, left right.
04:12:50
There could be right.
04:12:51
We did up all right, down, down.
04:12:54
Do we do up? I think we did up.
04:12:56
I mean, we could do with, you know, three dimensions
04:12:57
because those are things that are like confusing to me.
04:13:00
You know, out we could do out.
04:13:04
In I mean, like a you
04:13:07
think in a general sense, you're
04:13:11
galactic
04:13:13
shit is tends to be more, you know.
04:13:19
Spread out versus,
04:13:22
you know, like just going in
04:13:26
every direction, right?
04:13:27
Like, you, it's always going like, okay, so there's Earth over here.
04:13:31
What about the complete opposite side of the big bang
04:13:35
or the the top side or the bottom?
04:13:38
If everything was to a singularity
04:13:42
and it were to explode, wouldn't everything for the most part,
04:13:45
for, for a while be very, very, very, very similar
04:13:50
to a certain point to where maybe it or maybe exactly the same.
04:13:54
You know, you were right, I was wrong.
04:13:56
I don't have multiple occurrences in all of the same exact thing
04:14:00
in multiple directions. Right.
04:14:01
So, like it
04:14:03
the big Bang didn't
04:14:04
just go on in one direction like a firework coming out of a hole.
04:14:07
It was sitting in the square in the room.
04:14:11
Three 360 degrees.
04:14:13
But all galaxies are,
04:14:16
you know, because spiritual flat planed,
04:14:19
you know, like fucking rings of Saturn, like everything's like Earth.
04:14:23
Why is it flat?
04:14:24
Like why is it exists within a band versus
04:14:27
it being like all over the like all over the place?
04:14:32
Yeah.
04:14:32
I mean, yeah, I the classic not many rooms flat out
04:14:37
many things like do like this, you know what I mean.
04:14:40
Like contradicting one going around horizontal
04:14:44
all like not like you just did a typical you just did it.
04:14:48
But that's not typical in the universal scope of
04:14:52
I think it all things.
04:14:54
You know, some things attract
04:14:57
everything attracts.
04:14:59
No. There tends to be disorder left right versus up down.
04:15:04
It tends to oh this is the physics of rotation.
04:15:08
So it all brings it in.
04:15:09
And in the left. Right has.
04:15:12
So I'm pretty good at interpreting drawing in gibberish.
04:15:16
So what you said is instead of up down, left, right because that's two
04:15:19
two dimensional, even in two three dimensional you want to go vast.
04:15:23
So instead of back forward now we should do like spiral
04:15:27
or I don't know, or something,
04:15:30
something that goes more like 3D model, even 4D
04:15:33
or whatever, like, so we're like whatever, you know, we go forward, we go back.
04:15:37
How about, oh, you know, you go like time, like I'm talking.
04:15:40
Yeah. Some of that's more physics. Like as far as,
04:15:45
3D, the 3D world.
04:15:50
Or 4D, I don't know,
04:15:52
dimensions. Like we don't want to talk.
04:15:54
You mentioned we could just go 4D and then forward
04:15:57
back.
04:16:01
It was back, back, forward.
04:16:02
If you go forward back time go back and forward time doesn't exist.
04:16:07
Do we go back to forward, forward back or here?
04:16:10
If we head forward to back and then forward,
04:16:17
what is the next logical time?
04:16:19
Well, we go
04:16:21
move ahead.
04:16:23
Ahead.
04:16:25
Yeah. You got to hear that.
04:16:26
You got to hear that for sure.
04:16:28
It says through the next topic should be through interesting.
04:16:34
Because that's forward if something is in your way,
04:16:37
if you went back and then you decided just like that really go forward
04:16:40
like going going through things, transparency.
04:16:43
Yeah. Everything
04:16:45
is there are matter that you can go through,
04:16:47
which I'm always like baffled
04:16:48
by the fact that like, water is like, you don't travel for granted.
04:16:52
We take for granted things like just water, like your weird
04:16:55
fucking water is, no,
04:16:59
like you just swim like three parts.
04:17:02
You just do it more than it goes around you.
04:17:03
You enter it, and it just it it forms around you.
04:17:06
I didn't enter it.
04:17:08
It entered means it's just the weirdest medium.
04:17:10
You know, there is no other medium that operates like like a fluid.
04:17:14
It's it's taking mushrooms. Do odd.
04:17:17
No, this is me generally.
04:17:19
But yeah, in my past.
04:17:20
Yeah.
04:17:21
No, I meant, you know, you're like, there's nothing like water, dude.
04:17:23
It's so amazing.
04:17:24
It's it.
04:17:25
It enters you and you enter it.
04:17:28
But that's literally the air.
04:17:29
It's water is the weirdest.
04:17:31
You sound like the surface tension, like at first, but then it like it.
04:17:35
Do you work for big water? You know?
04:17:40
Yeah, you know that if you don't have that.
04:17:42
But I do you to take a big shit soon.
04:17:44
If you don't have a filter, you are the filter.
04:17:49
Speaking of which.
04:17:50
So yeah, I like it.
04:17:51
Next week on Fledge Rants through you go through experiences.
04:17:54
You can go through troubles, shit goes through draw
04:17:57
you can go through things like water.
04:18:00
Hopefully while you're shooting you can hear.
04:18:02
So far, in my opinion, the most greatest parody
04:18:05
we've had to this point.
04:18:13
Oh. No.
04:18:24
You. Cock that shit
04:18:30
gives a shit.
04:18:31
But, you know YouTuber.
04:18:33
Oh, slap smack,
04:18:36
break your producers back now.
04:18:39
And when I turn, it comes along.
04:18:42
You must forgive me for all the bullshit.
04:18:44
I do love you. My pleasure.
04:18:46
When no one comes going wrong, you must
04:18:50
know out of
04:18:52
shape fact check up we did back.
04:18:56
Now we do forward rants ahead.
04:18:59
Try to dissect it.
04:19:00
My nature be in son.
04:19:01
It's not too late to flag it.
04:19:04
Flag you good.
04:19:05
Oh and when the topic leads you forward.
04:19:09
Now you must present.
04:19:10
No, no. Holy gold vision I do.
04:19:12
I love it when the producers take sound to special.
04:19:16
No one gets away until they legit.
04:19:21
I say legit.
04:19:24
Legit.
04:19:25
Good.
04:19:27
I see Patrick no.
04:19:39
Crack.
04:19:39
Let him
04:19:42
give her at the slip.
04:19:45
Skip on the fact
04:19:48
blood leaks from your anus.
04:19:51
And when I helicopters don't do much fucking before
04:19:55
the original Brown who was watching when the sun was going wrong. New
04:20:02
no legit
04:20:04
moonshine.
04:20:04
They duct tape it up.
04:20:07
Yeah.
04:20:07
Straight always forward.
04:20:10
Proof ahead.
04:20:11
Try to deflect it.
04:20:12
Not true. I can't wait to flash it.
04:20:16
No look.
04:20:16
Right.
04:20:17
Scrape.
04:20:18
I'll be never straight.
04:20:20
Always forward. No proof ahead.
04:20:23
Try to protect it.
04:20:24
Try not to be late to fetch it.
04:20:28
There is no time.
04:20:29
No, I'm legit.
04:20:31
Good. Oh.
04:20:35
When the dog doing the hound,
04:20:37
you must larger role the clip Brady rewound.
04:20:40
You must watch budget your muted draw no sounds you must budget carries
04:20:44
as above so below profound budget cut.
04:20:56
When I know the debate is.
04:20:59
See, my livestream brings us down.
04:21:01
You know what?
04:21:02
You're gonna take one for sure. No, don't.
04:21:04
I started Monday, 10 p.m.
04:21:06
eastern budget.
04:21:08
Good pleasure.
04:21:10
Tragic. Good.
04:21:12
As above.
04:21:14
Below. Roll the clip. Brady.
04:21:17
All right. Back.
04:21:18
No determinism. You're gonna drop.
04:21:21
What did I do? It.
04:21:23
Everybody still produced me.
04:21:26
Somebody flag it.
04:21:28
Fly you good?
04:21:31
Just wanna try.
04:21:33
You know for sure.
04:21:37
We'll share.
04:21:41
I lost my other button.
04:21:42
All right. Who we going to raid?
04:21:45
We have Sam Tripoli, or
04:21:47
we have the cartoon man.
04:21:51
All right, I guess we'll raid the cartoon man.
04:21:53
No, we'll raid Tripoli.
04:21:55
He's. We've never rated him.
04:21:56
We have to have five
04:21:58
original or five unique raids each week.
04:22:03
I mean, each month.
04:22:06
Can I share it while I do it?
04:22:08
Yeah, let's try that.
04:22:13
Hey, whatever. He.
04:22:14
He had this debate.
04:22:15
Where did you see the debate had with John Kiriakou?
04:22:17
Where are you guys?
04:22:18
Just defending the government, lying to us about.
04:22:21
He was like Britney Spears.
04:22:22
Like, I trust the government.
04:22:25
Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
04:22:26
And he said that he essentially said that the government,
04:22:30
even when they spy on their own people,
04:22:31
it's kind of within their purview, the CIA, because
04:22:34
because, they're protecting us from things that we can't possibly understand.
04:22:37
Yeah. They would never do anything wrong.
04:22:39
No. Right.
04:22:40
And they get the guy we brought back to Jericho.
04:22:43
Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
04:22:44
I want to see that haircut.
04:22:46
You better have a.
04:22:49
Much better.
04:22:54
I. Gotta.
04:23:11
I own,
04:23:12
like, I can't.
04:23:28
No, no,
04:23:29
I mean, people did say no, but like, a B tier podcaster
04:23:33
who's a CIA lapdog complaining about it, like, really?
04:23:36
I just don't think why you think you have to be on
04:23:39
or deserve to be.
04:23:46
Is deserve.
04:23:47
He thinks he deserves to be.