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What's happening?
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We're gonna, have a show.
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My mayor.
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Here.
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He. Oh!
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We'll be marching through repeats.
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Well, I followers close behind
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and values.
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Our nation used to hold faith.
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And lead us.
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Who wants to hurt us now sits silent in their hearts.
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Maybe Creed and the.
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And sirens call.
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No tips on the hand for the Jews situation.
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Take it now for the Jew revolution.
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My friend calls us and go.
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Just like 1941.
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Monday, 10 p.m.
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eastern.
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Then we'll meet up around and pray and.
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We don't get you to get.
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Some great shit was always coming.
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We could feel it in our bones.
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We broke loose from the.
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Oh, nothing more.
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Yet the landscape stays the same.
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Outside ghouls never ran.
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Cause the symbols from the old world rise once more.
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No tear
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from the hand for the Jews situation.
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Begin now for the Jew revolution.
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Pick up my grandfather's and go.
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Just like 1941.
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Monday, 10 p.m.
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eastern.
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Then we'll meet up around and pray.
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We don't get you together.
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No, no.
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I pull my people to the side.
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If I barely left the light I gather every dark.
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Your men look to the sky.
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For I know the blind man's followers
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never lie.
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It's the you.
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Let it clear.
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The system is just call hate still.
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Nothing appears any different now.
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And the promises get getting race
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with passing time.
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And the divide that once was here.
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The simply flipped the other way.
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In the bubble nose have
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grown bolder overnight.
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Yeah.
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No tip from the hand for the Jew situation.
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Figured now for the Jew revolution.
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Wake up.
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My grandma calls us and go.
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Just like 1941.
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Monday, 10 p.m.
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eastern.
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Then we'll beat up around and pray.
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We don't need you to guide us.
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Oh, no.
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How many men?
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Don't you?
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To get no air?
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Well, sure.
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I know. Me to too.
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Say to me all.
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You say.
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Now roll the disclaimer.
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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It's just a scripted comedy show.
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These guys are not experts,
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doctors, lawyers, therapists,
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or even particularly well adjusted.
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Everything you hear, his opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm
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or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people events is purely coincidental and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage, cognitive
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dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urge to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from H.R.
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will be hearing about this. By the way.
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Hi, Dave.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing,
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or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed in front of a live studio
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audience.
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ISO Pro Bowl.
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You know what else is rubbing?
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Hi I'm Gary
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and welcome to Fladge Rant Live.
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I've been, feeling a little nostalgic lately.
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Couple of weeks ago, I said I was going to bring back Bob's.
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Your uncle.
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So if you're not familiar with the phrase,
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it's, a closing,
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like, that's that or.
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And so you have it.
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Aloha.
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Amen.
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As above. So below.
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Or it is done.
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And voila!
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That's that.
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Or, you know, drop the mic.
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Buns.
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Now, I've been using
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the phrase buns is a drop the mic
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since I had.
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Well, most of my friends had smartphones, but I had a flip phone,
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so I was using T9, texting and the autocorrect for a T9.
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Buns is the word right top.
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Right.
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So, I've got buckshot all over the place here.
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For my cultural appropriation note for the week.
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This is for drawer.
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I, I bought kosher salt this week.
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The recipe called for kosher salt, and I'm not even Jewish.
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And,
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And do you know how you can tell if someone's vegan?
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Because they won't shut up about it?
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Actually, they're pale, skinny and sickly looking.
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So, but let's get back to the
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the the story at hand.
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I've been making pizza from scratch,
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and I save, plastic Ziploc bags
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so I can package them up and take them to work for my lunch.
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And, because I'm not made out of plastic bags.
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These things cost money.
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And I'm not buying a new plastic bag every time I need a lunch.
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And so, I've got a visual aid.
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It was called my monologue walk.
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And I pulled the pizza out of the oven,
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and I let it,
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rest for 10 to 12 minutes
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so it cools down, slice it into eight, 9 or 10
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fairly even slices,
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and I start putting them in the bags.
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And I turn to my wife and say,
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now who's the crazy person with the plastic bags?
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To which she said, you're the crazy person with plastic bags.
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So that kind of backfired on me.
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But come to find out, that's not what.
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Making something from scratch really means.
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In order to truly make pizza from scratch,
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I would have to grow the wheat mill the grain myself.
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I'm buying the flour
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already prepackaged in a bag that I buy pick up in the grocery store.
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I'm not.
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I'm not buying the box mixes where you just add water
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and an egg and some and, oil and just mix it up.
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And there you that and voila.
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Bob's your uncle.
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But I do just use the, you
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know, the basic raw ingredients, and that's how I make my stuff.
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But it's an interesting concept.
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If you were here for,
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my rant about,
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low key or low key?
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You'll love this.
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And the, the circles that I follow it on YouTube
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gave me using the word instantiate a whole lot.
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And that just means bring them out or come into existence or,
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begin to exist.
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And as hard as it is to imagine something
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coming into existence, because here's the thing.
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American energy,
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they share this property where they cannot be created or destroyed.
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So we've got all the matter, energy we've always had
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and always will have.
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And so anything that is new or created
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or made from scratch is just reconfiguration
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of existing materials.
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But is as difficult is that is wrap your head around.
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It is even more impossible to imagine
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something not existing.
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So, yeah, go ahead, try.
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It's not going to work.
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Those circles that I,
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that I pay attention to on YouTube,
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I'm sure I've mentioned, Graham Hancock.
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Randall Carlson
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and, and these guys are talking about
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fringe archeology.
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Now, archeology has an apologist,
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and his name is Flint Dibble.
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For Dibble.
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And first of all,
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you don't need an apologist
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if you're on the level,
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the Great Pyramid of Giza.
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The narrative works.
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Hold on.
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That.
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Is false.
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It's demonstrably false.
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There are no hieroglyphics.
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There were never any mummified remains found in any of the pyramids
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at the Giza complex.
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They were built.
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In a formation that mimics Orion's Belt.
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And it appears that they were, crafted.
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To complement each other,
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not to outdo each other
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as as three consecutive monarchs do.
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But all of the
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Egyptian royalty burial sites have
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hieroglyphics and mummified remains,
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and simply the fact that the Great Pyramid of Giza
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was missing any devoid of any of that stuff tells us
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not only was it not the burial place for Khufu,
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but it wasn't even from that culture.
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I'm talking pre dynastic.
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Before it was Egypt, it was cam and
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and it is clear to me that that that's what we're dealing with here.
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It's an error of, of age.
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That's five orders of magnitude.
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So yeah, I'm saying it's at least 10,000
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years older than the 4500 years they're saying
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at the least.
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And, one devil is the apologist
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telling us now, I don't pay attention.
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All of this stuff, but I do want to hear from the other side.
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And his arguments have been so adamant in.
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Okay, so that's, a logical fallacy that attacks the person.
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Ad hominem.
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And that's all I hear him doing,
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is and I'm guilty of this myself.
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And using a logical fallacy doesn't mean your argument is incorrect.
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It just means you're using, logical fallacy in your argument
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and no indication of the
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the validity or the the truth of what you're saying.
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But,
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it's not an honest way to argue, but I use it all the time.
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Here's what he does.
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He says he just calls people stupid.
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Read a book sometime, you know, but those books
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about the history of the pyramids are
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patently false.
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Now, we do have some written history on how these these things were built.
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And included in those things are some of the things we've heard.
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But it's cherry picked.
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And what's left
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out of the story
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is anti-gravity and flying machines, which were included in the
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the description. So.
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Now,
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another shot thought I had, back in the day.
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On when the buttons were
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are in full, effect.
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We knew this guy with,
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skin tagging his urethra, and they gave him a split stream.
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So it was jello.
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Kind of kooky, but the, the these, the flasher hits
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airwaves is not the first time you've heard my voice.
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On YouTube.
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This actually dates back
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23, maybe even 24 years ago,
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because I was at a disc golf tournament that did get aired on YouTube.
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You can find it on YouTube.
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So you neck you like six was my first one,
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and, I was
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featured in that one and, and and several of the ones that followed, actually,
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I was in all of the tournaments after six six on, but.
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You would have heard my voice a whole lot more.
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And my participation
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in the rap band, Hot Dog Band,
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and that's with the buns in today's title means
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and, funny story.
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I do go around yearly, which GA I suppose Gary
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go around here, Lee and I and I would do this,
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you know, round my birthday and we'd go and play, round of disc golf.
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Come back, fire up barbecue grill
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and, and this, this particular year,
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this story revolves around a guy, not going to give his name.
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We'll just call him Jack
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ARB or
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or more famously known as Jack's mom's son.
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I've got him saved on my phone is, schwag
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and, my old phone, and I have his old number.
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I have saved his money, but, so Jack was in charge of the hot dog buns
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for this particular cookout.
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So, we get back from our first shot of this golf
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at different times because, we started, you know, a staggered start.
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So, you know, the first group got back, we fired up the barbecue grill.
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Second group that back, we started eating.
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Jack was one of the last groups back in,
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and he said, where are the hot dog buns that I brought?
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I'm not having a hot dog without a dog bun.
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You got so upset.
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Kicked over a garbage can, made a scene.
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Everybody split up, party broke up, and we left.
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And to add to his embarrassment,
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we actually met at his mother's place because he was living with his mom
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and didn't have a car
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that would drive all the way to the disc golf course we were at.
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So we all met at Jack's mom's place.
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And so when we got back there,
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I immediately went up to the door and asked,
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are there hot dog buns on the kitchen table?
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And she said, yeah, two bags load.
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Jack got pissed at all of us
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because he forgot the hot dog buns.
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So, today's show, we might hear something
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about bebop, about fellow stupid monkey people.
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Chicken attack money, laundry to a cottage industry for a leg up
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to a catastrophic bottleneck.
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Mass extinction event.
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Like, like, such as the Younger Dryas event.
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What the dog doing as above. So below.
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That's a sandwich.
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Helicopter. Helicopter?
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Why would I be involved in that?
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See, you called the child, and then we're.
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What did he say?
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Mount Rushmore or Root Marsh for Catholic
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giggles and astronaut chicken.
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We don't do it for the views.
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An emphatic yes, followed by a well, no
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or yes.
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No. Maybe, I don't know.
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Malcolm in the middle,
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who's at the helm?
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I want to believe
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the kid.
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Jesse shirtless Joe
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jug. Easy, Jesse.
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Hodge.
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Rollo. Lalo.
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Roll the crib.
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Brady. Brady.
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Why are we watching this?
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The new that.
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Or the clip?
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I have no director.
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Give me the thing.
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Brady.
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Roll the clip. Brady,
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we should talk for a moment.
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Tell you what.
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Let's do a little kind of interesting I want everybody to pick
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choose a color any color and a tool.
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Any tool.
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Now what number do we need.
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Let's say it together.
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Number 321 red hammer two and one.
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I can't play three at once.
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Below
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I would have
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okay.
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No, you.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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That's a mandela effect.
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Okay, so the Mandela effect there is.
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I remember the band being all black with the red stripe.
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Now it is very on top, black on the bottom of the red stripe.
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Now, this is the case of Star Trek
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The Next Generation, the single greatest show of all time.
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Now I've got William Shatner here.
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Sir Patrick Stewart
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as, Captain Jolly Picard behind me.
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I would like to have.
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Geordi,
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I should probably say they're they're actual the actors names.
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So. Brant Spiner, gates McFadden.
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Jonathan Frakes I would like to have, Michael Dorn.
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Marina Sirtis.
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Brant Spiner, dilithium.
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Jonathan Frakes.
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Yeah, I'd like to fill this up, but for now,
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I got a Maga hat,
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and that is getting added.
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Right there.
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Grow my the black.
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What is that to be black?
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I got a black hat.
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So? So that's an experiment.
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And it'll always work wherever you go.
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Now, you can narrow it down by saying, name.
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What color of the rainbow to to limit them to the seven.
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Well, the two primary colors.
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And that would, that would kind of steer them in the right direction.
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And you say, Carpenter's tool
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and it's still an option, say yellow saw or green screwdriver.
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But if you said green screwdriver, we cannot be friends.
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Thing is, roughly nine out of ten people are going to say Red hammer.
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And, it's it it seems like you're reading their mind is
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you could write down Red hammer and then ask someone to say,
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you know, name a color and a tool and they will.
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Seriously, nine times out of ten, go with Red hammer.
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Which brings calls into question
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who's at the helm?
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I've got I've got more,
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consciousness is the,
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that that
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it is the sensation that experiences
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seem to be happening so.
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It doesn't have to be real,
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but consciousness is the perception
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that events are taking place.
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And, I wanted to bring this out
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because, it ties in with the fact that energy
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cannot be created or destroyed, which makes everything eternal.
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But when things come into being, it's the structure.
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It's the organization.
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That's why when when all of the cells in my body,
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are replaced by new molecules,
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I remain me
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because of the structure, the organization.
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But when that ceases to exist, that's when I cease to exist.
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And my experiences, real or perceived,
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cease to continue happening
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because I am a biological organism.
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And I, I was trying to just I've been working on the
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the way to say that in a way that,
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is makes sense for people.
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Like, I can't understand why people don't get.
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That's all I've been trying to say.
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Like, sure, matter and energy are eternal,
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but to bring something into existence is to simply manipulate
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the existing materials into a new or different organizational pattern.
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And that's what we are.
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What's that?
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This very core.
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Oh, shit, I can hear Dr..
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Yeah.
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And, today's a special day.
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We're,
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What what was the question?
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What is doing the manipulation?
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Oh, it's, it's, the evolutionary process
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of, of,
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it's it's selected
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traits that allow us to pass on, I, I don't understand why.
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How is this selected?
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If energy is eternal and this is always.
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It's not. It's what's called natural selection.
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What's changing, what's causing an order of some sort.
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The laws of physics, Darwinian evolution.
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The laws of physics. What?
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I mean, we don't have.
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Just like there's no laws in the United States unless they're created.
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Right? So.
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Laws just don't inherently exist.
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There's not a single long.
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No, there's not a single one that inherently exists.
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And you are given instantly changing minute by minute.
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You are not the same person that a second ago.
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Absolutely agree that that was the that was my main point.
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No, he said the opposite of a second ago.
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Carry on.
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You're disappointingly stupid.
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I really tried to make it simple for you, but, this is,
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ten year anniversary of, of, Stefan taking his own life.
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And so we are, very like Gary.
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Gary go around. Yeah, that was another thing.
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I was not invented, invited to.
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Same thing with the, go around yearly as well.
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Yeah.
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So you were at the you were at the go around yearly?
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No, no, I was not.
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I was not there for the whole incident.
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I was there for, rolling and see what you have not told that part of the story.
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Please.
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Do you have your story?
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Oh, well, it was just like a week or.
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This is like the following week.
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This is the next time you guys saw that.
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I think.
00:28:14
Yeah.
00:28:15
I was not there at that incident,
00:28:16
but hearing the incident and having, you know, issues with Jack
00:28:19
just being annoying, and not him not understanding it.
00:28:23
You know, I took it upon myself to, when we went to pick up our beer,
00:28:27
we grabbed I remember the package of hot dog buns.
00:28:31
Yeah. This is a joke.
00:28:33
And so I.
00:28:33
I had them in my hand, and my mans is right there.
00:28:36
And so he walk right up and he's like, hey.
00:28:39
And I just grabbed the hot dog ones that I chuck them right in his face.
00:28:42
I'm like, I don't know, like five feet away.
00:28:44
Nailed them. Right? Yeah.
00:28:45
And he like, he didn't know what he he wanted to fight me.
00:28:48
But I forget what happened.
00:28:49
Do we squabble at all or was it just kind of like he didn't he kind of.
00:28:52
You guys know the deal was in the middle of the fairway
00:28:57
on more than one nonconsecutive occasion,
00:29:01
and it was so much fun
00:29:03
because he's a little pipsqueak and you don't try.
00:29:06
And so it was like, it should have gone on forever.
00:29:14
Well, yeah, that was good time.
00:29:16
I was asked why I don't hang out with Jack,
00:29:19
and I said, because he's a douchebag.
00:29:22
That was at that party.
00:29:25
You know that I was thinking about that party again.
00:29:28
So you guys, the the the right.
00:29:33
I hang out with you more than most people.
00:29:35
It's,
00:29:36
Brady you're muted.
00:29:39
Yeah.
00:29:40
Also that's another that I wasn't invited
00:29:41
to is whatever you fagot shit you guys got going on over there.
00:29:45
We've got a fire going.
00:29:47
We got the dogs out.
00:29:49
Yes. Done fucking I love that.
00:29:52
Later I let the dogs out.
00:29:54
I'm just going to restart everything, see if I can go back in.
00:29:58
Okay?
00:30:00
That's part of the show.
00:30:01
I think we're still on YouTube.
00:30:02
I don't think you want to wait for the Rumble exclusive to, getting get freaky.
00:30:06
No, I do have the rest of my monologue.
00:30:09
Is Rumble exclusive? I can't say more and.
00:30:12
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
00:30:14
I only went to the first two pages.
00:30:18
So that was kind of interesting.
00:30:22
Did you take any notes?
00:30:24
Did I?
00:30:25
I put in some cultural appropriation.
00:30:28
No, I like you when you take notes.
00:30:30
You already took, You already re you.
00:30:34
Yeah. I made a note.
00:30:35
I forget what it was because I deleted it, but you already.
00:30:37
You already corrected yourself.
00:30:39
You're setting yourself up to. Yeah.
00:30:41
So the, I guess the main thing I did by kosher salt,
00:30:45
the main thing I would take away is that, you should not reuse food bags.
00:30:51
I know.
00:30:52
Okay, as long as you know, as long as you have somebody, you know
00:30:55
now who knows the crazy guy with the plastic bags.
00:31:00
I like the I'm the crazy guy with the plastic bags.
00:31:03
Know I used one, like, way too many times
00:31:06
I, I think I yeah, I think it's gross a couple times.
00:31:10
Sure.
00:31:11
Like but you've gotta number one keep it cold and then it's just,
00:31:14
it's like.
00:31:15
It's like why you don't marry
00:31:17
ketchup and whatever, like those type of bottles
00:31:20
in restaurant stuff because you don't know how old one is.
00:31:24
And when you put the new one in, and if you're constantly doing that,
00:31:26
you do end up at some point with some product
00:31:28
that's been in there for quite a few weeks.
00:31:30
That's probably grown mold. So
00:31:32
yeah, yeah.
00:31:36
Well, let me tell you about ketchup.
00:31:37
It's got vinegar in there.
00:31:39
So it's it's at least this that how that works.
00:31:41
But the tomatoes are clean. That works.
00:31:45
The. Yeah.
00:31:46
The H prevents the the bacteria from growing.
00:31:50
Okay, so you gotta catch up.
00:31:51
Go get some squirt some tricks up on whatever desk you got there,
00:31:55
leave it for next week, and then you're going to eat it next week.
00:31:59
All right.
00:32:00
Yeah. Brady sitting at the desk right now.
00:32:03
Brady, go get eight feet away from me.
00:32:06
Why why is he closer?
00:32:08
So what's the occasion?
00:32:10
Oh, because we've got
00:32:12
the the we got this whole studio going on here,
00:32:16
like, but, I'll have him up here.
00:32:20
I hope to God he's not showing up in my house next week.
00:32:25
Yeah, I hope he does show up for your place.
00:32:27
No, no no, no.
00:32:30
Hey, you were invited.
00:32:32
Well, there's a limit, but no, I like the idea.
00:32:35
You're not on mic. You're on Gary's mic.
00:32:37
Oh, yeah, he's on my mic.
00:32:41
What else do I have?
00:32:43
I, I really do have more, but I can't.
00:32:47
I can't see it.
00:32:48
I need to, we got a lot of links, so I don't know.
00:32:51
Are these supposed to turn a color once?
00:32:53
We use them. I thought we used one.
00:32:55
We did use the, rolling clip.
00:32:58
Brady.
00:32:59
But that was just.
00:33:00
That was just my, Star Trek The Next Generation thing.
00:33:05
Because I really want to.
00:33:06
I really do want to fill up this with with four tier one or the
00:33:12
rosette, the, tier.
00:33:14
Gingy.
00:33:16
Who's to charge our base one?
00:33:18
Okay, so I thought Georgia Banks is the one that's had that, like, the,
00:33:22
And then that's the laser eyes or whatever.
00:33:27
Yeah.
00:33:28
Well, yeah. Yeah. I mean, you sound good.
00:33:31
You sound legible on Gary's mic, so, I mean, it's LeVar Burton
00:33:37
Lamar Ball.
00:33:40
No, LeVar Burton, he's, Hey, you know what?
00:33:43
I just saw Carlos bruisers just get booted from the, tournament.
00:33:48
Actually, two of them, two of Carlos bruisers kids.
00:33:52
I wasn't sure if those are his kids or not.
00:33:54
I don't pay too much attention to the.
00:33:56
They are.
00:33:57
They're they're both. Carlos.
00:34:01
They're fraternal twins.
00:34:03
And, they play for Duke.
00:34:05
But they got ousted by Yukon on this crazy last minute circus play.
00:34:13
I can watch them.
00:34:14
We should watch it on Rumble on Rumble.
00:34:18
So what? Can we watch it on Rumble?
00:34:19
Non rumble.
00:34:22
I don't know, we should probably just switch to rumble right now
00:34:24
so I can finish my monologue.
00:34:25
Some of these links I don't know.
00:34:27
Yeah we're finishing the monologue one. No.
00:34:30
Well most of what I have put out there, I can't say
00:34:33
the first word of the next line.
00:34:38
I guess we could do the failed, unloving person.
00:34:42
That's that's okay. Captain Giggles. Right.
00:34:44
That's that's YouTube appropriate.
00:34:46
Oh Captain Giggles yeah, play me, my captain giggles I wrote
00:34:50
gov is what's alien.gov that sounds interesting.
00:34:55
Tiger Woods crash that could be you.
00:34:56
That's on me right.
00:34:59
Our comments might not be but are we could also do that.
00:35:02
We could do the Erica Kirk stuff too.
00:35:04
So we got a couple things we can get to choose one.
00:35:07
Okay.
00:35:09
I would like to see captain.
00:35:10
My captain giggles I'll narrated,
00:35:14
hold on, because it just starts automatically.
00:35:16
Brady you got it. Or you want me to do it because I'm in process.
00:35:18
Unless you're. He's eating pizza right now. What?
00:35:20
You're going to trump me?
00:35:22
Bigly. Huge.
00:35:25
Here. I'll marry it.
00:35:25
I, I wrote this.
00:35:27
Okay, so this is, young, young chicken.
00:35:30
And then the I wrote.
00:35:32
Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt, but you wrote this
00:35:33
because this is from Captain Giggles.
00:35:35
This is a YouTube that is for this isn't your channel, so I don't.
00:35:38
What do you mean? You wrote this? You.
00:35:40
You wrote the dialog like you saw this,
00:35:41
and then you're like, oh, I'm going to come up with this. I get it. Okay. Go ahead.
00:35:46
Yeah.
00:35:47
All right.
00:35:47
Well, I can't really, generate like, cartoon
00:35:53
characters if I try to draw something, it looks terrible.
00:35:57
So I just tell it to draw me.
00:36:00
Scary cartoon pirate clown
00:36:02
and his astronaut chicken friend tell it.
00:36:05
This is a YouTube channel that's making these cartoons and posting them.
00:36:11
Yeah, yeah, we'll just go with that.
00:36:13
Okay.
00:36:13
I know I don't want to show you.
00:36:15
Here is I'm behind the YouTube's channels.
00:36:18
Okay. Yeah, yeah.
00:36:19
Okay.
00:36:20
So this is young Astronaut Chicken on an early adventure.
00:36:26
And this doesn't make sense right there
00:36:28
where the the two islands merge okay. Okay.
00:36:32
So now they're having a tea party because that's what kids do, right?
00:36:35
Sorry. The floating island wasn't enough.
00:36:38
It was just the fact that they merged was.
00:36:40
Yes. What was wrong?
00:36:41
Right. The merging to, the floating island.
00:36:44
Okay. Yeah. Yeah,
00:36:46
yeah.
00:36:46
Okay.
00:36:47
So Tea Party, that's another, you know, a children's activity.
00:36:52
So they're just having a tea party,
00:36:54
chill meeting. Drink tea.
00:36:56
See, now they're swinging in a jungle like Tarzan
00:37:01
was playing like children do.
00:37:03
And so now this is for Easter.
00:37:06
You might see the bunny, but they're
00:37:09
they're jumping rope.
00:37:12
And this is a bathtub
00:37:14
that they fashioned into a sailboat
00:37:17
because, you know.
00:37:19
And then. Hold on.
00:37:21
I don't know why they're running through it. It's.
00:37:23
We got three more.
00:37:24
Yeah, yeah.
00:37:24
You're just you're describing the scene.
00:37:27
You're not actually, like, right.
00:37:28
Filling us in on a storyline.
00:37:30
We can see what's going on. You don't need to know.
00:37:32
No, there's no storyline.
00:37:34
I just wrote.
00:37:38
But but wait there, there is a bit of a story
00:37:41
of where he gets to the school bus.
00:37:43
It starts making sense.
00:37:45
Okay, so this is the a lot of childish things.
00:37:48
Yeah. I'm starting to.
00:37:49
Terrible.
00:37:50
Okay. This is the food.
00:37:52
They told you it was a bad idea.
00:37:54
Pirate.
00:37:57
And now they're in a pie eating contest.
00:37:59
That's blueberry.
00:38:00
And cherry.
00:38:03
And that sounds delicious to me.
00:38:06
And now they're doing aerobics.
00:38:07
They work off the extra calories from the by.
00:38:13
And that child has to had.
00:38:19
I don't know why that cow had two heads, but now it doesn't.
00:38:21
Okay.
00:38:22
No, no, it's going to make sense because they're taking the school bus
00:38:26
to the playground.
00:38:31
And then I don't know why I put this.
00:38:32
All right. Here,
00:38:34
but then they're on the playground
00:38:36
because you only want to eat now.
00:38:40
There are swings, right?
00:38:41
I think I messed up the order that I was.
00:38:43
That's a nice something.
00:38:46
But there's the piece.
00:38:47
There's the playground.
00:38:48
So, you know, you take the bus to the playground, so that makes some sense.
00:38:54
And then they're having a a hoedown.
00:38:57
Think so? Yeah.
00:39:00
Welcome to our cosmic broadcast.
00:39:02
Terrified listeners, please, I just want to go back to the farm.
00:39:08
So he wants to go back to the farm.
00:39:09
So you go back to the farm
00:39:11
where they've got more, now, this is like my conversation.
00:39:14
Easter egg.
00:39:16
Patrick's day,
00:39:19
Good Friday.
00:39:22
Okay.
00:39:22
This is my March Madness tribute.
00:39:27
This is my pro wrestling tribute.
00:39:36
This is a big accident.
00:39:38
Bok bok bok ha!
00:39:42
And I'll sound like he said bad words.
00:39:46
And this is.
00:39:46
They're seeing the chicken back to health.
00:39:51
And I don't know why they're running,
00:39:53
what they're running from or why or where the chicken.
00:39:58
What happened there?
00:40:00
I believe they're playing checkers in the park. No.
00:40:05
I don't know, I just wrote it.
00:40:08
I thought skiing would be fun.
00:40:12
They seem to think so, too.
00:40:14
And then billiards was kittens.
00:40:17
Why not?
00:40:23
Oh, and is the new merch.
00:40:26
So they've got a toy of each other of themselves.
00:40:31
And then monster trucks.
00:40:40
And then the let.
00:40:40
Does the last scene settle down at the end of the night, too?
00:40:44
Nice book by Rory. Fire.
00:40:46
That was it.
00:40:48
That was my cafe.
00:40:49
Google's installation for
00:40:53
the end of the month.
00:40:56
Well, isn't that nice?
00:40:58
It's like, you know, it was interesting.
00:41:01
I enjoyed making it.
00:41:03
It was fun for me
00:41:06
as it's just one of my creative outlet.
00:41:09
What I'm not ranting about,
00:41:12
existence.
00:41:15
I, I like to make up stories about Captain Googles and the astronaut chicken.
00:41:23
It's kind of like I'm just
00:41:24
sitting here in the barn.
00:41:28
I'm still a little, under the weather,
00:41:30
but not as bad as I was last week.
00:41:35
I think it was change weather, like tomorrow.
00:41:37
It's supposed to be 70 and thunderstorms followed by Wednesday, 40.
00:41:43
And, of course, snowing by Wednesday.
00:41:47
Yeah, Tuesday is going to be followed by Wednesdays.
00:41:50
We. Wow.
00:41:53
But a 30 degree drop
00:41:55
between Tuesday and Wednesday, 30 degrees.
00:41:58
It's supposed to wow 30 degree difference.
00:42:05
So this podcast has jumped the shark.
00:42:07
We're going weather talk.
00:42:10
Jen Wong fall weather.
00:42:17
No, I, I was describing why I was nice.
00:42:20
Brady that's nice. Brady.
00:42:24
He, That's at Brady
00:42:28
I don't know why the hearts are on the screen.
00:42:30
I don't yeah, yeah, this was my brainstorming.
00:42:33
All the things we say.
00:42:34
Oh, this is my on the show.
00:42:36
And I just didn't like Brady over the middle.
00:42:39
Oh, sorry. Yeah. That stupid thing.
00:42:40
Or over the top. I mean.
00:42:43
Oh, dear.
00:42:44
I mean,
00:42:44
Captain Giggles and how are you guys able to hear me through my mic or not at all?
00:42:48
It doesn't sound that at all. Doesn't sound like you're in the mic.
00:42:50
It sounds like, how come I see my mouth moving when I talk,
00:42:55
but I can't, I can't see or hear.
00:42:58
It just sounds echoey.
00:42:59
It sounds like you're not right up on the mic.
00:43:01
It sounds like you're picked up by something else.
00:43:04
I didn't hear me.
00:43:06
There was like a decent, like, aura of background noise.
00:43:11
Do I feel like you were
00:43:12
on, like, a different mic?
00:43:15
Yeah.
00:43:16
Why don't you come in the studio?
00:43:18
All right. But I can't hear.
00:43:20
I don't be here.
00:43:21
I could, I could just unplug this.
00:43:23
But then we are going.
00:43:25
Is that how you usually do it? Yeah. All right, well, then I'll try.
00:43:30
First guys.
00:43:31
Right. No.
00:43:33
All right.
00:43:38
We'll see.
00:43:38
This is the problem.
00:43:39
Because when I like, I like I know what all my links are.
00:43:41
I don't know what the fuck anything else is.
00:43:43
So I could just click at random, and I probably could,
00:43:46
but that's dumb because it's just like, would you.
00:43:49
Is this.
00:43:49
Oh, would you do, did okay.
00:43:52
And now I can't hear anybody.
00:43:54
So that's great.
00:43:58
Well that.
00:44:02
You fucked something up.
00:44:04
That's like a
00:44:06
is the draw.
00:44:06
So we haven't done this in a while.
00:44:12
So you guys hear this shit about,
00:44:13
these NSA workers that have gone missing,
00:44:18
which, you know, could be completely random, stuck in here,
00:44:20
but could be completely random, but, it could also just be something else
00:44:24
going, oh, can you, you know, fixed, so your death, I mean, it's involving
00:44:29
individuals linked to the United States defense and aerospace research
00:44:31
has ignited intense speculation online with some hidden connection I program.
00:44:36
But he also.
00:44:40
In his real life.
00:44:41
Yeah.
00:44:42
I'm really not some of your. Oh.
00:44:46
In less than a year, six scientists and researchers tied to high level
00:44:49
projects have died or gone missing, raising questions but also
00:44:52
prompting experts to urge caution over unverified claims.
00:44:56
So let's have.
00:45:01
We gotta get a bigger screen there.
00:45:03
Are you guys commenting on,
00:45:06
like, the show or just having your own conversation?
00:45:10
I want to throw this out there.
00:45:12
Any comment?
00:45:14
He doesn't know the comment window open?
00:45:15
No. That's you, for crying out loud, I would guess no.
00:45:20
What I ranted for for 20 minutes.
00:45:25
Yeah, okay, we're done with that story then.
00:45:27
Cool. Anybody? That's cool.
00:45:29
Now we're done. What was that story?
00:45:31
I didn't I miss Lawson, that we couldn't hear. That's fine.
00:45:33
We'll go to the sandwich.
00:45:34
We'll just go to sandwich and then we'll do.
00:45:38
If you're in full screen, you can just hit the little arrow
00:45:41
and he'll just go right on to the next one.
00:45:42
You don't have to change windows.
00:45:44
Well, I will do with the next one is because
00:45:47
the next one could be non YouTube friendly.
00:45:50
Yeah. So we should probably go over often.
00:45:52
Yeah. We shouldn't be friendly.
00:45:55
We should not be friendly.
00:45:56
No, no I'm about to is what the problem.
00:46:01
Yeah. You're in your house.
00:46:02
You're not traveling. You have no excuses.
00:46:05
I am a sandwich, guys.
00:46:07
Okay, well, you chose to do this.
00:46:10
I don't really do not remember.
00:46:12
But then I see the wishes of.
00:46:15
Those that are hungry sandwich.
00:46:18
Or if a sandwich is what is it? Was your shirt.
00:46:21
Is that a sandwich? Stupid. Without a smile.
00:46:24
Yeah, but can we say that?
00:46:25
And you know, that's why I make up
00:46:29
that phrase to.
00:46:32
Oh, I like where they're going with this
00:46:37
big bird.
00:46:37
This.
00:46:38
We're just going to do a video interview, but they've got dough,
00:46:43
you know, they have dough,
00:46:45
got like money for them.
00:46:48
But what's going on here?
00:46:50
I get a,
00:46:52
you know, on the ground.
00:46:54
I got ma'am,
00:46:57
ma'am good fucking arm.
00:47:00
Like look at that. Just fucking takes you right.
00:47:03
I mean, you could go on.
00:47:05
Oh, this is unnecessary. You see that black man job on her?
00:47:08
He saw a white woman down there. Was. I didn't get off.
00:47:10
I'm getting hungry.
00:47:11
So you need more baskets.
00:47:12
You are hit.
00:47:15
Grandma, you like that?
00:47:19
I am a professor.
00:47:21
I like. And though that changes everything.
00:47:22
Professor, I feel so bad for those children.
00:47:26
Oh, it's just randomly played. But this is hilarious.
00:47:28
It should be. So we go back to being a professor.
00:47:31
It's not being a professor.
00:47:32
Established racism.
00:47:34
Correct?
00:47:38
You're not muted.
00:47:39
Draw.
00:47:40
That's fine.
00:47:40
Did you know so it was Palm Sunday and Sunday.
00:47:44
Jesus is King.
00:47:46
It is. Yeah.
00:47:47
Don't be a disgrace.
00:47:50
It was Palm Sunday.
00:47:51
Now it's, it's, April Fool's Day and followed by Good
00:47:55
Friday, followed by Easter.
00:47:56
It's like a big holiday week.
00:47:59
How are those hearts on a pizza?
00:48:02
Yeah. Holiday. Yes, pizza.
00:48:03
It's actually bread. I don't know if you were.
00:48:05
Do you watch the word? How are they?
00:48:07
I can't believe I'm sorry.
00:48:08
This little fucking story on the screen. It's unbelievable
00:48:11
because I show up with like, the 30 to 49 time to.
00:48:14
You got there and you're like, what the fuck
00:48:16
wouldn't that be good for 49 times?
00:48:18
Can we still suck?
00:48:19
Yeah, there's still a lot of suck.
00:48:20
You guys got to make it work.
00:48:22
So I brought them so we can get area $69 screen.
00:48:24
That's at least bigger. I was going to bring my tablet to.
00:48:27
You. Should put your tablet up there.
00:48:29
I got my tablet. Just doesn't there.
00:48:32
This is built to fit my phone.
00:48:34
Whoa, dude, what are you doing?
00:48:36
Whoa, dog, I'm in a spot. He's pissed.
00:48:39
He's lashing out. Just laughing at.
00:48:42
Are you a throwback to the will show?
00:48:44
I don't know if you guys remember that.
00:48:45
I don't remember the Welsh.
00:48:46
Oh, I do remember the will show.
00:48:48
Why didn't you come? I feel I feel really insulted.
00:48:52
I wasn't invited, number one.
00:48:54
Number two, I, I it's fucking Monday.
00:48:58
You were invited, dickhead.
00:49:00
Look at the look at the text.
00:49:02
It says you were invited.
00:49:03
Dick and I responded days ago.
00:49:05
So how could you not been invited to a place that you were invited?
00:49:08
I wanted days ago?
00:49:09
Like today at 5:47 p.m..
00:49:13
Oh, yeah.
00:49:14
No, I still made it.
00:49:16
That was the final one.
00:49:17
Just to make sure that was my response to you. Now
00:49:20
the invitation game like, no,
00:49:22
because you were stolen from your beer head.
00:49:26
You know, you were on the West Side and you didn't even fucking.
00:49:32
Therefore
00:49:34
you want to.
00:49:34
I know that's what I was trying not.
00:49:38
No one knows that the beer head is actually in multiple states.
00:49:41
Believe it or not.
00:49:43
No way.
00:49:44
I was so pissed. My wife's like, you want to go get some beer ahead?
00:49:47
And I was like, yeah,
00:49:49
and we ended up at some stupid fucking
00:49:52
next to your guts and open
00:49:54
it's.
00:49:55
Wait, what?
00:49:56
Where'd you go? Can look ridiculous.
00:49:58
Where did you act?
00:49:58
Are you just beer had just has like, pizza.
00:50:01
It's not bad.
00:50:02
Pizza went into.
00:50:04
We went to the burger bar.
00:50:06
We got good pizza.
00:50:08
We got Sorrento.
00:50:09
Which one?
00:50:12
The good one.
00:50:12
Which basement burger bar? Which tomato? I think we're having two.
00:50:15
Which basement burger bar?
00:50:16
Yeah. That's again. Do you remember the well episode?
00:50:19
Yeah. I want to die.
00:50:20
I don't want to die for myself or anyone for that matter.
00:50:23
Could have been yourself. Are you there? I can't,
00:50:27
dude.
00:50:27
Okay, you're killing my arm.
00:50:30
Maybe, maybe it's gray hair, dude.
00:50:33
A little baby.
00:50:35
Is it your baby?
00:50:37
Why is he a gray hair color? Smoke there.
00:50:40
He smokes, drinks. They haven't smoked.
00:50:44
This is what they wish you were here to argue.
00:50:45
So much better.
00:50:46
We have a little roundtable here. We could have discussed things.
00:50:48
No, it would be, like, way worse because there'd be, like, zero production
00:50:52
value, right?
00:50:54
Yeah, yeah.
00:50:55
We can't do anything from here.
00:50:58
We can have the baby.
00:50:59
When I joined, I have no,
00:51:00
you're the director, but I have no director abilities.
00:51:03
You can you.
00:51:04
Why did you not bring a computer or.
00:51:06
I brought three computers.
00:51:08
Yeah, it's not free computer set up here.
00:51:11
Yeah, but when I joined, it's just like I'm a regular person.
00:51:14
Like, go home now. You. It's bloody.
00:51:19
Oh, geez.
00:51:21
I envy that person using my link.
00:51:24
And they called 9.5
00:51:27
makeup is worried about Monday mask.
00:51:31
What do we doing?
00:51:32
You know I want to get to the Crimson Bastards.
00:51:34
We paid for.
00:51:36
What's that called?
00:51:36
When the wrestlers nicked their forehead with a razor blade.
00:51:39
You know, like Trump did with his ear for his assassination.
00:51:41
The Crimson, they called it, gigging
00:51:45
gig. Gigging, getting.
00:51:47
You give me
00:51:49
gigging is one turn of phrase.
00:51:52
The other one is bleeding, I guess, getting color,
00:51:57
crimson mask.
00:51:58
Right?
00:52:00
Getting colored. Wait, what?
00:52:02
You think that's. How do I change? Like, how do I.
00:52:04
I can't change the fucking thing that's already on there.
00:52:06
I know as many times as you say it that actually doesn't actually happen.
00:52:09
So what do you mean?
00:52:12
Oh, well, you can
00:52:13
just hit a button and change the next link and it's like, no, that's cool.
00:52:16
It only works for YouTube links at the moment.
00:52:18
Now you just hit the back button on your browser
00:52:21
and it will take you right back to the list.
00:52:23
It hit your back button.
00:52:24
I don't that's not how that works.
00:52:26
When I hit a fucking thing from the list, it opens it up in a new fucking window.
00:52:31
Oh awesome.
00:52:31
I also don't want to show all of our all of our behind the scenes links.
00:52:36
Like, oh, so we got to go back to the data that shows all of the fucking like,
00:52:41
why would I, why would I ever why would I ever put this on the screen ever.
00:52:47
So there's a little there's a little checkbox down at the bottom then
00:52:50
where you just open in a new window what you're obviously already doing. I
00:52:55
look at how many
00:52:55
things you give Ballards that he wants to eat the belt.
00:52:59
What's the dog doing?
00:53:04
It is interesting
00:53:04
because, it is just a golden and they're pretty dumb dogs.
00:53:08
But that's why. Yeah. Why?
00:53:10
Why I'm stupid. Pretty smart.
00:53:11
Why you got to entice it with chocolate like that?
00:53:13
Like also to.
00:53:16
You're just using your dog.
00:53:18
Yeah.
00:53:19
With lots of, like, horseshit.
00:53:21
Like, do you think the dog really loves all this?
00:53:25
Like, no, this dog would be outside.
00:53:27
Would be a wolf.
00:53:28
If humans didn't decide to use it, it would its place in there.
00:53:31
I kind of wanted to bet on that. All right.
00:53:34
Yeah.
00:53:34
Like, this is like, your dog is not like a toy like this.
00:53:37
Your dog.
00:53:38
You need to entertain.
00:53:39
Like you need to play with your dog, not use your dog as a fucking to save
00:53:43
that kind of a dumb prop.
00:53:45
Like this is the
00:53:46
equivalent of building a fucking, house of cards.
00:53:49
Like your dog is not the fucking playing card.
00:53:54
Comes in that this person is like a dog taken away from them.
00:53:57
This is abuse.
00:53:58
You're comparing balancing shit on your nose to playing cards.
00:54:01
I would love to play poker with you one day.
00:54:04
No, this is absurd.
00:54:06
This is going beyond too far.
00:54:09
You're given the dog items that are obviously dangerous of it.
00:54:12
Consume them.
00:54:13
Obviously the dog isn't eating them, but we don't need to sit here and do this
00:54:16
like 1 or 2 items. Sure. Hey, I, I got my dog.
00:54:19
The table is a treat on its nose and they can flip it up and catch it.
00:54:22
Great. This is abuse.
00:54:26
I think that's I.
00:54:28
You've gone too far with this shit.
00:54:30
This is.
00:54:30
This is a game beyond what the dog is even understanding.
00:54:34
You just using the dog as a toy.
00:54:36
The dog isn't a toy.
00:54:37
You want to believe in there, but you don't want to believe
00:54:39
in any afterlife or any duty or any supreme being.
00:54:41
It's not that I don't want to.
00:54:43
It's just I can't because it's in so far
00:54:46
on fire.
00:54:50
Wouldn't it be funny if we made a cheeseburger
00:54:52
and bounce it in the dog's head?
00:54:54
Hey, dog, sit here and stay.
00:54:56
So I put a cheeseburger.
00:54:57
I will take a video of it and put it online.
00:54:59
And this will look off with your dog play cards.
00:55:02
Do you set the bar higher than the cheeseburger?
00:55:08
Like the chocolate milk?
00:55:08
Like, get the fuck out of here.
00:55:10
Do do you like it?
00:55:12
I need a I need a booster chair.
00:55:15
You do look a lot smaller.
00:55:18
Well, it's smaller in real life.
00:55:21
You look good in red, though.
00:55:23
Thank you so much. Great.
00:55:25
Yeah, that's a my.
00:55:26
Oh, wait. Oh, my.
00:55:28
The red sections look great.
00:55:31
Whoa whoa whoa. I don't think that.
00:55:32
Oh, I don't want this.
00:55:33
I. See.
00:55:36
So so this is what this is supposed to be, then,
00:55:39
we just sit back and relax while George does all the legwork and.
00:55:43
Yeah. Yeah, I'm willing to do that.
00:55:45
I plan on doing it, but I have no director ability.
00:55:48
Well, we're
00:55:48
going to get booted from YouTube then, so we're just going to go down the list.
00:55:52
I don't know, gruesome.
00:55:53
Yeah. It's good. I can switch over.
00:55:55
I can switch over. I can do that sort of thing.
00:55:56
I just can't I can't change the, if we change the box squares.
00:56:00
Yeah, we got to switch. Can't here.
00:56:02
We can get the unnecessary banter out of the way.
00:56:04
Do we have anything that we know? Like, is
00:56:07
gurgled out, right.
00:56:08
Mash up. I guess we could do that.
00:56:12
I don't know as much as I want to just go to random things.
00:56:14
If we're going to.
00:56:15
If I'm going to run into something that I don't know what the fuck it is
00:56:19
because they don't have anyone paying attention, no, I'm kidding.
00:56:23
I don't know what these things.
00:56:25
I'm not expected to know what your fucking links are.
00:56:27
I know what mine are.
00:56:29
And guess what I tell you, like, hey, I got an idea.
00:56:31
I'm gonna go this one next, or I'll do it.
00:56:34
Oh, it's not like my brain talking to me all the time.
00:56:37
That's what my brain says all the time. Yeah.
00:56:39
How am I supposed to know this?
00:56:41
To work with these people? Red hammer?
00:56:42
Oh, how stupid.
00:56:43
When you resize the fucking thing, it it undermines it.
00:56:46
So it's like it never was touched.
00:56:49
Oh, fucking who who designed this horseshit
00:56:53
I did. It's a work in progress.
00:56:55
You can go back to the old one.
00:56:56
I don't know where to start.
00:56:58
What are we doing here?
00:57:00
Maybe even a couple things that I think are borderline might be not borderline.
00:57:04
Make this.
00:57:06
What do you want to do? The drew ski stuff.
00:57:08
Like? Like I got this.
00:57:09
Yeah, I know what my things are
00:57:10
because I like I that's that's how I present them to
00:57:15
like it would be great of 71.
00:57:16
Hey go to my thing that I want to talk about or hey this
00:57:19
this is a good time to bring this thing up.
00:57:22
I forgot what I said in play 41.
00:57:25
Yeah, there's 43 links.
00:57:26
There's 33. Right.
00:57:28
There's 39 links. Number one. Number two.
00:57:32
Yeah, it's a draw and draw.
00:57:34
Show, draw and draw.
00:57:37
So let's see it.
00:57:39
All right.
00:57:40
First you draw.
00:57:41
Honestly, if I bring up the links with this internet in this barn,
00:57:44
which I'm not even connected to. So I don't know why I'm criticizing it.
00:57:46
So you should just.
00:57:47
Yeah, you should just use your phone.
00:57:50
Yeah, I do have.
00:57:51
I got my phone right here, but.
00:57:54
Okay.
00:57:56
So you guys saw this right?
00:57:58
No, no.
00:57:59
Other than his stomach tucked into the front of his pants.
00:58:03
What do you guys think is happening right now?
00:58:05
You didn't see this at all.
00:58:07
I don't think you should be making fun of Erica Kirk like this.
00:58:10
Okay, so, number one.
00:58:12
So this is drew. That's not.
00:58:15
No, it's not Erica.
00:58:17
Aki. So remember remember drew ski.
00:58:20
Of course you don't.
00:58:21
So there's a YouTube, I guess, guy who they claim is a comedian.
00:58:26
I remember what he goes up is the hick Brady.
00:58:28
Brady brought, that video
00:58:30
where he was dressed up as a redneck, and he went to, like, in times,
00:58:32
like, dressed up as, like, a really great redneck.
00:58:34
Oh, no.
00:58:36
And then he did nothing funny with the outfit.
00:58:38
Like, he, he had this great outfit.
00:58:40
Like you were like, oh my God.
00:58:41
Like, he's like, this is brilliant.
00:58:43
Like, this is going to be hilarious.
00:58:45
I wonder what he's going to do. Yeah.
00:58:47
And then he showed up and kind of just did nothing like, oh yeah.
00:58:51
So this is like, so this is him
00:58:54
and he's kind of it looks like Erica Kirk.
00:58:57
Right.
00:58:57
But he's he's supposedly going for a blond white woman.
00:59:01
Right.
00:59:01
But I mean, so you're going to be like, oh my God, this is hilarious
00:59:05
because this is like Drew Ski and this is like, oh my God. Right.
00:59:07
I can't wait to see what he does with this.
00:59:10
Like it's a this outfit is hilarious.
00:59:13
I could take that, but I can't wait to see the hilarity that ensues.
00:59:16
So here we go.
00:59:19
Oh look, he's dancing.
00:59:22
Oh look, look he's dancing.
00:59:25
This is hilarious. Like okay for wait.
00:59:28
Oh my God look watch watch.
00:59:29
Praying for all the soldiers and troops.
00:59:32
It's great that you're praying,
00:59:33
but I thought all the kids had died when the USA hit the towers.
00:59:36
It broke my heart.
00:59:37
I love it here.
00:59:38
But wait, where's the where's the.
00:59:41
Is there a joke here or is he just.
00:59:47
Wait, is there a joke?
00:59:49
You move closer to Jesus.
00:59:50
I serve a righteous God
00:59:54
and that is why we say our prayers
00:59:56
and are all his children.
00:59:59
You're being stupid.
01:00:01
But when have you guys seen a joke yet?
01:00:02
Like we've been a community, which is.
01:00:04
Well, yeah, I have to see.
01:00:08
So just like the redneck one and the other ones that he's done,
01:00:12
I guess, I don't know, I haven't paid attention.
01:00:14
It seems like like he thinks the outfit is a joke enough to wear.
01:00:17
Like he just needs to, like, wear the outfit and be like, I'm in the outfit.
01:00:21
I'm in, like.
01:00:22
And that's literally what he's doing.
01:00:23
Like, I don't know,
01:00:24
do you guys have a different opinion or you know, a white person is the joke?
01:00:28
Yeah.
01:00:29
Yeah.
01:00:29
But like, okay, we've seen we've seen Borat.
01:00:32
We've seen like you I mean like you do.
01:00:35
You know what you could actually do
01:00:37
as far as the comedic genius that could ensue
01:00:41
with these types of outfits like,
01:00:42
this is like the the people who did this outfit should be applauded and,
01:00:47
and like, promoted to something way beyond whatever this is
01:00:53
because this is just brilliant makeup artistry.
01:00:55
Like, this is great.
01:00:58
It's hilarious.
01:01:00
So, I mean, I don't know what he's like.
01:01:04
Did he just put the outfit on and go, I'm just going to wing it to him from Chai.
01:01:08
Oh my God, I'm gonna like, filming at a Starbucks and it'll be hilarious.
01:01:12
I'm just going to be a this outfit while in the Starbucks line.
01:01:16
It'll be hilarious.
01:01:16
It's a little hypocritical though, because that's pretty much what we're doing.
01:01:19
Yeah, it's everything organic.
01:01:22
Oh, say that.
01:01:25
Oh, say so immediately.
01:01:27
Erica Kirk had come out and was like, what the fuck, bro?
01:01:31
And then he was like, bitch, he didn't say that nudity.
01:01:35
But, they took away.
01:01:37
No. He was like, bitch.
01:01:39
I was just making fun of white women.
01:01:40
It's weird that, like you, you assume that this was, like, all about
01:01:44
you because, like, it wasn't.
01:01:45
But then, so there is footage.
01:01:48
I don't have it here, but, there's 100% footage of actual quotes of Erica Kirk.
01:01:54
And he used
01:01:57
actual quotes to the T of Erica Kirk.
01:02:00
So that's good.
01:02:01
That's good to do here.
01:02:02
Impersonating somebody. No.
01:02:05
But if you're just claiming it's an average white woman
01:02:08
and it's not actually making fun of Erica Kirk,
01:02:11
I just feel like you're pushing boundaries there, you know?
01:02:13
You know, it's a target situation.
01:02:15
And if you want to like, go after the, the the
01:02:19
whatever you want to call it the, yeah.
01:02:22
The what? The white people crispy.
01:02:24
All of the fucking, you know, the the movement right now,
01:02:28
which is the fucking widowed whatever, you know what I mean?
01:02:32
But like, her husband died, like, I don't know, you can't, like,
01:02:35
as much as you want to make fun of her. You really like
01:02:39
you can, but you just kind of don't.
01:02:41
You know, I just like the whole thing.
01:02:42
Where she took that video of, like, her holding the,
01:02:45
like, his hand while she's she's crying.
01:02:47
It almost seemed like it was fake.
01:02:50
Well, I don't know.
01:02:50
This one time I saw this, like, picture of, Yeah.
01:02:53
Hitler. And we could definitely be.
01:02:57
Why did that work?
01:02:59
I don't know, but I saw a picture of an acquaintance, and they're,
01:03:03
you know, a child had died, and they had forced
01:03:06
their children to, like, hold the hand of the deceased. But.
01:03:09
And so it's just a picture of of the hands being held.
01:03:13
But one was, like, disgustingly yellow and, like, obviously dead.
01:03:18
And it was like, who's who are you taking this picture for?
01:03:21
Like, who is this?
01:03:22
It just seems so fucking odd that you would do something like that.
01:03:26
So I don't I couldn't imagine being that same way.
01:03:30
You know? You mean black?
01:03:33
No, no, I'm saying taking, like, weird videos of deceased shit
01:03:37
and then like, number one, but then also number two, posting it
01:03:40
online and going, oh my God, wait, you wanted to do that?
01:03:43
I stopped it from happening.
01:03:48
I guess
01:03:48
I'll only one of two things we've ever not shown that we have.
01:03:53
We can now.
01:03:54
I mean it's he's gone now, not too soon.
01:03:57
No, I just
01:03:58
I just really wish this guy would have done something hilarious in these outfits.
01:04:02
Like, he's got so much promise, and he, like, I don't know how
01:04:05
he's on these commercials, because even on the commercials,
01:04:07
he's not doing like, he's not being a funny character.
01:04:09
He's actually being like the straight man.
01:04:12
You know, you've seen that guy in like, random commercials, right?
01:04:14
I think he does phone commercials or some shit.
01:04:17
AT&T, T-Mobile, one of them motherfuckers.
01:04:19
And he's he's the straight man in know.
01:04:21
So I don't understand what like where his comedy because it I mean good for him.
01:04:26
He's he's making a lot of money and apparently not doing much comedy
01:04:31
at boot.
01:04:31
So I mean, he's doing minimal work and getting paid maximum.
01:04:35
So I mean all the power to him.
01:04:37
I just find it odd.
01:04:39
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt your guys's conversation.
01:04:41
I've got we've got a show going. Going here though.
01:04:43
No. That's okay.
01:04:44
We we forgive you.
01:04:46
Five.
01:04:47
Yeah.
01:04:48
I mean, you forget, though, that YouTube pretty much killed comedy
01:04:51
is doing the like.
01:04:52
It's that's about as funny as it gets.
01:04:54
I would like to see his actual regular standup
01:04:57
if he's funny costume and people like, you know.
01:05:00
Oh I'm, I'm even just the classic I'm going to dress up as an old person
01:05:04
and not actually be an old person.
01:05:06
And people are going to think that I'm an old person.
01:05:09
That's like classic stuff that you could easily come up with,
01:05:12
jokes that are going to work well and that would be like this.
01:05:17
This was not that like this thing, you could easily come up with some shit
01:05:20
and do some.
01:05:21
Just walk down the street
01:05:22
and do some weird shit, like, and just get some random bystander.
01:05:28
It's invariably cinnamon bystanders don't stop talking.
01:05:31
Why do you stop talking?
01:05:32
That's rude.
01:05:35
Red hammer
01:05:37
why that's wrong.
01:05:38
You're muted.
01:05:39
You're.
01:05:43
So what is a small
01:05:44
bundle of sticks called whoa whoa.
01:05:48
That or no.
01:05:49
But I see two of them.
01:05:52
Oh you guys are going to have a conversation
01:05:54
about the quality of the cookie.
01:05:56
I mean, that's intriguing conversation.
01:05:57
So let's bring it to the show.
01:05:59
If it's going to be honest.
01:06:00
And let's actually have
01:06:01
like a dynamic discussion about it rather than just going on the food.
01:06:05
I like the food that we're having
01:06:06
because I just want you because I'm sitting next to you.
01:06:09
You don't know how this works.
01:06:10
So what I do think it's a horrible
01:06:13
peanut butter.
01:06:13
I don't know
01:06:13
if you remember the will show, but the will show was kind of a disaster
01:06:16
because there was like
01:06:17
a sidebar conversation that was going on during the middle of the show.
01:06:21
Brady, you were a part of that.
01:06:22
Then why do we get the most views we've ever gotten?
01:06:26
That doesn't make any sense about
01:06:28
controversial.
01:06:29
We never got the most views we've ever gotten.
01:06:32
We get right.
01:06:34
We've never gotten the most we've ever gotten.
01:06:36
I agree with that.
01:06:38
I don't even know what that means.
01:06:40
It means that the next show will be the most views we've ever gotten.
01:06:43
Every time. Every single show is the best show we've ever had.
01:06:46
So ever since we cleaned up YouTube.
01:06:47
So what do we want to think about?
01:06:51
What is enters us summit troll.
01:06:53
Excellent.
01:06:54
Failed suicide attempt. That's mine.
01:06:56
That's a rumble. Only if you play number one.
01:06:58
Yes. Point schools that could be rumble only really good sandwich.
01:07:05
Well, no.
01:07:05
Not once.
01:07:06
You just go to Rumble only.
01:07:07
Yeah, I'm gonna try that, see if it'll let me.
01:07:10
I know you don't have to do that.
01:07:13
Oh, I,
01:07:15
I don't know, bruh.
01:07:17
They my fucking job. So.
01:07:19
So back to the peanut butter cookie.
01:07:20
So I made these peanut butter cookies back a.
01:07:25
And I am terrible.
01:07:27
I make the worst peanut butter cookies.
01:07:29
They taste fine.
01:07:31
But there's so dry there are choking hazard.
01:07:33
So what I did was I mixed up a batter of,
01:07:37
a cheesecake and then I dropped, I put,
01:07:42
I made a cheesecake muffin, and I dropped the peanut butter cookie in there.
01:07:47
The hell you said.
01:07:48
Oh, I'm gonna just love that.
01:07:51
Don't know.
01:07:52
You should save that for Rumble.
01:07:53
That's, Yeah. So it was.
01:07:57
I was the pawn.
01:07:59
Pretty good.
01:08:00
I'm looking at all these links.
01:08:03
There you can.
01:08:04
Yeah. Oh, my lord.
01:08:06
What?
01:08:07
It's a cheesecake.
01:08:09
Peanut butter cookie. Cupcake. We should.
01:08:11
We should have at least played two.
01:08:12
No, no, we suck again.
01:08:15
Now they're inappropriate for YouTube even though they're on YouTube.
01:08:20
Right.
01:08:20
Right, right. Oh, good reflex red flag.
01:08:24
Yeah, we had, quite a few hot dog
01:08:27
bun songs get get flagged.
01:08:31
People just didn't appreciate our, our art
01:08:36
or it was enough for shock value.
01:08:39
That's what we were going for.
01:08:41
That was what we were after.
01:08:43
And we we hit the mark.
01:08:46
But man,
01:08:47
we weren't really praised a lot for that.
01:08:55
The unfiltered and crude
01:08:57
proclamation of unrestrained speech.
01:09:00
All right, folks, not before we dive into that circus of prisoners uncensored
01:09:06
by this, our no nonsense disclaimer served with a side of flag humor.
01:09:11
Look, we're here for a good time, not a politically correct time.
01:09:14
All right?
01:09:15
In this crazy world where snowflakes melting, everyone's a critic.
01:09:18
We just try to bring some joy without stepping on too many, too.
01:09:21
So here goes.
01:09:23
Article one.
01:09:24
Let's get this.
01:09:25
The sole purpose of this going again? Yes.
01:09:27
So any random clown mouth is to tickle your funny bone,
01:09:30
tease your great, and illuminate the path to a mirthful existence.
01:09:33
Any semblance of seriousness
01:09:35
is purely accidents are article to offending everyone equally.
01:09:38
We're equal opportunity offenders, all right.
01:09:41
We don't give a hoot about
01:09:42
gender, race, religion or whether you prefer cats or dogs
01:09:48
or dildos.
01:09:50
We're here to roast everyone
01:09:51
from politicians to influencers to our own sorry selves.
01:09:55
Nobody's safe.
01:09:56
Yeah, one or not even game games.
01:09:58
Apple pie one. Article three.
01:10:01
Ethical correctness.
01:10:02
Listen, we ain't here to hold your hand or sugarcoat anything,
01:10:05
so if our jokes offend you, tough luck.
01:10:09
We're not responsible for any like.
01:10:11
But hey, if you there for me, we promise we'll do something really fast.
01:10:15
And maybe a couple of snorts.
01:10:16
Ha ha ha. Article for fake news alert.
01:10:18
We'll take you outside the courtroom for further details.
01:10:21
The tales, rumors, and downright lies you hear here are as fictional
01:10:25
as a $3 bill.
01:10:27
Any resemblance to real life events or people, whether alive or pushing updates,
01:10:32
early lives, a dental,
01:10:33
and probably a result of us hitting the barbed wire mark breakable.
01:10:36
We're pretty sure the Earth is round,
01:10:37
and I didn't actually take myself out, but honestly, who cares?
01:10:40
Article five
01:10:43
parody why not?
01:10:45
Because why not?
01:10:48
Parody and satire are our bread and butter any likeness to actual people
01:10:53
or characters is just us having a laugh, not a reason for a lawsuit.
01:10:57
We might not be the smartest cookies in the jar,
01:11:00
but we sure know how to stir up some trouble.
01:11:04
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a twist,
01:11:07
then congrats! You're our kind of people.
01:11:10
We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some questionable joy,
01:11:13
and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious all the frickin time.
01:11:17
So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride
01:11:20
to the absurd realms of our humor.
01:11:21
While flags, rants lie in these endings.
01:11:28
Are you going to click it?
01:11:36
Oh, people don't screw up,
01:11:39
ladies and gentlemen.
01:11:41
And then,
01:11:43
let's get ready to.
01:11:47
Rumble!
01:11:48
I know, I hope that you're ready to rumble.
01:11:50
I hope you're ready to rumble.
01:11:52
All right,
01:11:54
so,
01:11:56
the retarded van der Waals forces
01:12:00
are. Is it actual,
01:12:04
force of nature?
01:12:05
I believe it requires, a vacuum
01:12:09
and a really, small space to actually measure it.
01:12:14
And there's not much, force to it.
01:12:16
That's why it's retarded.
01:12:19
And a small bundle of sticks is called a fagot.
01:12:23
Oh, shoot.
01:12:23
I forgot to switch it over. Oops.
01:12:27
I didn't that that's what the word means.
01:12:29
I thought the whole point of the disclaimer
01:12:33
in that buffer,
01:12:35
I would be all right.
01:12:38
We're switched over.
01:12:39
Oh, my Lord, he's he's making jokes.
01:12:42
He makes jokes.
01:12:43
Joke time. It's, comedy show.
01:12:46
That's the one I know there's irritation.
01:12:47
I just figured that, like. Yeah.
01:12:53
It was a peanut butter.
01:12:55
Yeah, cheese for that one.
01:12:57
That's the whole point of showing up every Monday
01:12:59
for a couple hours is just to irritate me.
01:13:03
Well, it it
01:13:04
hasn't been to irritate Gary for most of the times I like it.
01:13:08
Yes, exactly.
01:13:10
So let's get okay.
01:13:12
Yes. Come on. Yeah. Bring it on. Yeah.
01:13:15
So what were you saying about, I'm a different person than I was?
01:13:19
Oh, what?
01:13:20
What's gone? What did I do? It.
01:13:23
So what were you saying about me being a different person
01:13:26
than I was five minutes ago?
01:13:28
Yeah, one second ago.
01:13:29
You're constantly changing on the molecular level.
01:13:32
You're never the same person.
01:13:34
Agreed that.
01:13:36
And actually, I don't like you. Lower level.
01:13:38
We're all crapping ourselves.
01:13:40
We should establish a definition for whatever it is when we are.
01:13:46
Oh, shit.
01:13:46
Like little, little fecal
01:13:49
matter molecules are escaping our anal sphincter at all times,
01:13:55
so technically we're constantly crapping ourselves.
01:13:59
I guess.
01:13:59
So I didn't realize that.
01:14:01
1050 Brady texted me that he cannot direct.
01:14:05
So who? Right.
01:14:07
I just thought I be that I'm sorry, I just saw it
01:14:10
because I didn't realize up until, you know, 26 is not what, year
01:14:15
because I literally not only did I texted, but I also audibly said, it's all right.
01:14:20
Though I caught on to it right away.
01:14:22
I had a plan what to my mouth.
01:14:24
It ended up being way longer.
01:14:26
I got here way later and I'm going to try and get the paperwork to him.
01:14:30
Okay? Sorry.
01:14:34
Sounds like a good night.
01:14:36
The the Sabina clip.
01:14:38
We can skip this week because she.
01:14:41
I thought she was going to be talking about the existence
01:14:44
of extraterrestrial life.
01:14:46
Let's not just start talking about shit.
01:14:48
Like, why are we talking about skipping clips?
01:14:49
How about we just go to a clip and talk about the clip you're talking about?
01:14:53
Let's not talk about what we're not going to play.
01:14:56
What?
01:14:56
That's fucking play something.
01:14:58
Now what?
01:15:02
Apparently I do that play
01:15:03
that didn't do anything in that 1.14.
01:15:08
That's no, there's a frame I'm in on
01:15:12
number two.
01:15:14
I want you to choose numbers.
01:15:16
And no one wanted to do it.
01:15:16
So I couldn't see the numbers. I was on the couch.
01:15:19
Why is this not going to I said 41.
01:15:22
You said there's always 39. Now.
01:15:24
Now who's stupid?
01:15:25
What do I care?
01:15:26
Where does this thing bump it out?
01:15:28
No fucking.
01:15:29
I don't have an option, so it doesn't.
01:15:31
Now what is the first?
01:15:33
The plastic bags.
01:15:36
What?
01:15:36
You lost that, you bag of air.
01:15:39
Now, which is our story out of Charles County.
01:15:42
Police are investigating after a professional cornhole player
01:15:46
with no hands and no legs is accused of acquiring a deadly shot.
01:15:50
No fucking down place or
01:15:53
did she just say,
01:15:55
first of all, I have so many questions with that initial.
01:15:59
How does he how does he do
01:16:01
any of this stuff?
01:16:04
Start over.
01:16:05
Because I don't know, maybe I'm wrong.
01:16:07
Maybe we missed our story out of Charles County police now investigating
01:16:11
after a professional cornhole player with no hands and no legs
01:16:15
is accused of firing a deadly shot, all while driving.
01:16:19
We want to get out of the way.
01:16:21
There was good.
01:16:22
There was another caveat there.
01:16:24
Holy shit.
01:16:25
Oh, okay. Okay, wait.
01:16:26
There's professional cornhole.
01:16:29
But this is my first question.
01:16:31
Second question?
01:16:33
How does,
01:16:37
a quadruple
01:16:39
amputee become a professional athlete?
01:16:42
Thirdly, how does he drive?
01:16:44
Gets way better. Dude, he shot and killed somebody.
01:16:47
Did you get to that part good. And. Yeah.
01:16:49
And then we haven't heard the emotional story.
01:16:52
Actually said it twice.
01:16:54
Okay, so
01:16:55
we'll do it three times very narrowly okay.
01:16:58
Still those are two bizarre story.
01:17:00
Charles, why did I log investigating
01:17:03
after a professional cornhole player with no hands and no legs?
01:17:08
Do you call that a high five or what do you call that?
01:17:10
One of us end up doing a bizarre story out of county police now investigating.
01:17:15
Oh, give me a highly professional, no go player with no hands and no legs.
01:17:19
What are they?
01:17:20
Do during a deadly driving?
01:17:23
We want to get out to our home.
01:17:24
ABC is live in LA later this evening with more details.
01:17:28
Homer.
01:17:30
Oh my. Almost say the least.
01:17:32
But before we get any further into the story,
01:17:35
I just answer that a lesbian so many people have right now.
01:17:38
How did someone with no arms, no hands manage
01:17:42
to do everything on sight of kill someone
01:17:46
this early in the investigation?
01:17:48
But there is no evidence at this point to suggest anybody else was involved
01:17:52
in the shooting, that a man and that he acted alone on this.
01:17:57
Oh, yeah.
01:17:57
Hold on now watch closely.
01:17:59
You're looking at the man accused of murder in this case.
01:18:01
Video from his TikTok page titled No Hands, No Feet shooting
01:18:05
nine millimeter handgun in the other side of one of his legs.
01:18:10
Dayton James Weber at 27, I would say, like, let's not do that.
01:18:15
But I mean, right there, he kind of proved he can handle it, but that I don't know,
01:18:19
it's not you're not you don't.
01:18:23
Would you sell that person a gun either of you?
01:18:25
No no no no, that's, suicide threat.
01:18:32
Oh, just piece of this.
01:18:34
Oh, wow.
01:18:35
11 year old quadriplegic, amputee and professional cornhole player.
01:18:41
Suck that thing. Crowd.
01:18:43
How come this isn't a fucking.
01:18:44
This started around 1030 last night when La Plata police officer quadriplegic.
01:18:49
It means you can't, Charles.
01:18:52
Investigators say what he was doing, you know,
01:18:57
No, no.
01:18:58
Sort of.
01:18:59
I like sports. Sylvania.
01:19:01
It sounds like the worst made up for you is that.
01:19:06
It sounds like we're.
01:19:08
We're athletic. Vampires come from this.
01:19:11
Isn't that made up? Other than, obviously Essex and Sam?
01:19:14
We've got Fredericksburg that's sort of made up.
01:19:16
Orange green.
01:19:18
Like, come on now, what are we doing?
01:19:20
Sports.
01:19:21
Sylvania, the driver when he shot and killed his front seat passenger.
01:19:26
Then ask those in the backseat to help get rid of the butts.
01:19:29
Like so.
01:19:30
It probably has some type of automatic driving system,
01:19:32
probably right where it like, it's got a lever.
01:19:35
Oh, yeah. Accelerator.
01:19:37
Because there's no way it's like able to because it has to to hand the gun.
01:19:40
Right. There's no way you can one hand it in like go boom.
01:19:42
It's got to like hold on, I'm going to get high as a passenger.
01:19:45
How are you not just slapping that gun out of that thing's nubs and like.
01:19:50
So speaking of words,
01:19:52
I'm very concerned for Rachel. Her
01:19:55
aunt or three people that could drive better than the better.
01:19:58
Whoa.
01:20:00
Wow. Is there a car here?
01:20:01
I like what we're.
01:20:03
I heard me talking from the computer.
01:20:07
You know how bad you sound, love.
01:20:09
Over the years, that's like a Rachel Riggins.
01:20:13
No, like Rachel Riggins.
01:20:15
I would absolutely not let him drive.
01:20:19
I would not be a passenger.
01:20:21
Are you sure?
01:20:22
Oh, I got it right.
01:20:23
They refused to drive the police.
01:20:27
Weber took off with the victim in the car, identified as 27 year old Brad
01:20:30
Rick Wells.
01:20:31
Two hours later and about 15 miles away.
01:20:34
No barber, Brad Ricks.
01:20:36
I'm not saying, you know, of course, it's all make sense.
01:20:38
Yeah. Yeah, right. Heard from Spotsylvania.
01:20:41
So I always hear that, and I go, okay.
01:20:43
One parent wanted to call him Frederick, the other one wanted to call him Bradley.
01:20:46
And they're like, oh, okay, we'll just settle on the middle. Brad.
01:20:49
It's like, never do that. Please don't ever come by names like this.
01:20:51
Don't say the words horrid.
01:20:54
That's what middle names are for.
01:20:55
That's me. Yes.
01:20:56
His body was found dumped in someone's front yard in Charlotte Hall, Maryland.
01:21:00
Soon after, Webber's car was tracked to a gas station in Charlottesville.
01:21:04
Are you sure this is a dude?
01:21:07
Let's see.
01:21:08
He can't reach his hair.
01:21:09
That wasn't him doing that.
01:21:12
He was found at a hospital nearby,
01:21:14
identifies as he, and arrested after his release.
01:21:17
I think, the witnesses helping really gave us, a good start, obviously.
01:21:22
And then it was excellent police work with not only our detectives
01:21:26
and La Plata police, but also the authorities in Virginia.
01:21:30
Now, we're told that all four men in that Tesla SUV were friends.
01:21:34
Got it.
01:21:35
Even notice I got I got distracted by the homo humor, humor.
01:21:40
Bash.
01:21:42
Oh, yeah.
01:21:46
I think everyone in this
01:21:47
whole story needs to start over.
01:21:51
This is real people names.
01:21:54
Let's go with people names.
01:21:56
How do you have.
01:21:57
I would change my name if my if I like, I'd be like, dude,
01:21:59
it sounds too much like bash homo and homo. Bash like, I'm not.
01:22:02
I'm not doing this the rest of my life, right?
01:22:05
Right. Yeah.
01:22:08
Yeah.
01:22:09
If introducing yourself requires a homo back home more, let's.
01:22:14
You're.
01:22:15
That's too much work for.
01:22:18
I got into some sort of argument before that shooting happened.
01:22:23
As you heard, Weber is currently in Virginia.
01:22:25
He's going to be extradited back here to Charles County to face charges
01:22:28
of first and second degree murder guys, both
01:22:32
now to a bizarre story out of Charles County police now investigating
01:22:37
a professional cornhole player with no hands and no, it's just hits.
01:22:41
He's accused of firing a deadly shot, all while driving.
01:22:45
We want to get out to our home.
01:22:46
ABC is live
01:22:48
Homa bashi.
01:22:50
It's back later this evening with more tells Homa.
01:22:55
Angi yeah, Bashi.
01:22:57
She does that on purpose to make a nat sound as bad.
01:23:02
Bash you know it's not bash.
01:23:03
It's not homo bash it's it's it's Huma Bashi right
01:23:09
from of action.
01:23:10
My name is homo bash. It's Huma bash.
01:23:13
This is a great story.
01:23:14
Whoever brought that one, this brilliant
01:23:16
I like. Thank you.
01:23:18
I like that was one of my favorite ones so far.
01:23:22
You want to hear it? Here goes. Oh, damn it.
01:23:25
I should have shared instead of closing that first lesson learned.
01:23:29
Don't worry, we won't need Brady before the end of the show.
01:23:34
We might not need Brady before the end of the show.
01:23:36
No, that's fine, we won't. Mike might not need him again.
01:23:39
How about that? Is that were.
01:23:41
Yeah I'm talking pillar are asterisms which are bright star
01:23:46
asterism.
01:23:48
This is from the Live files guy.
01:23:52
If you're not just picking me up from your friend, go back to Tempe.
01:23:57
Tempe, what were we looking at last week with the last words?
01:24:01
Go circle multi layers.
01:24:03
Yeah okay. Because this is this where this is from.
01:24:05
Because I remember the the bags in a row as far as that being star
01:24:09
clusters like constellations
01:24:11
till 43 points where you would say either yes or no I don't know.
01:24:15
Okay. Thank you. This is. Yes.
01:24:17
Now to be fair to skeptics, every culture is going to have
01:24:20
different representations for their constellations.
01:24:23
But look at the drawing on the vulture stone.
01:24:25
Without a doubt, that is a scorpion.
01:24:27
When the constellation Scorpius is lined up with the night sky,
01:24:31
all the other drawings fall into place.
01:24:34
Each of them references.
01:24:35
We're not really talking about horses drawing busses, sending constellations.
01:24:40
A sun sits atop the vulture's wing in the design,
01:24:44
showing its placement in the sky in relation to the stars.
01:24:47
If we use the central sun as a guide to line up the constellations,
01:24:51
it reveals a star map and every star map is a date stamp.
01:24:56
I thought that was like a weird take.
01:24:58
I did not example.
01:24:59
I saw that guy earlier, but I not know the configuration
01:25:02
of the stars as seen from that location.
01:25:06
Where the damn where did they come?
01:25:09
So they so essentially like
01:25:12
they went there, they saw those hieroglyphics and yeah,
01:25:16
that's like that's their interpretation of what it's supposed to be like.
01:25:20
That's
01:25:22
right.
01:25:24
Is that just trying to be multilingual as far as the eye, I guess we,
01:25:29
you know, we put out that, or the human species, not we, but, the golden record.
01:25:35
The golden record. Right.
01:25:36
So there was, like,
01:25:36
primitive drawing that I guess anyone would be able to interpret.
01:25:40
Right.
01:25:41
So I guess you would liken it to kind of that it's
01:25:44
you're supposed to see this wing and this this ball, and you're supposed to
01:25:48
hopefully have the knowledge to go, oh, they're talking about the stars.
01:25:52
Well, it never made sense to me that anyone, any other part of the world
01:25:57
would ever call a constellation the same thing as you do,
01:26:01
because you're basically playing connect the dots with the with the sky.
01:26:04
So no one would call it the same shape or anything, but
01:26:08
but there seems to be using clouds right?
01:26:12
Right, right.
01:26:12
Yeah. It's no one would see the same thing.
01:26:14
But there, there seems to be that seems to be one of the things
01:26:19
that was handed to us from a lost civilization.
01:26:24
It really does appear to be, a common
01:26:30
weight handed, though, to us.
01:26:33
Yeah, I don't know.
01:26:34
I mean, as far as the way we consider the animals in the sky
01:26:38
and the constellations and stuff.
01:26:39
Are you just saying what was the.
01:26:42
There's 12 of, And the possession of the.
01:26:46
I mean, sure.
01:26:47
Yeah. That's horseshit.
01:26:50
You have to watch for thousands of years in order to, to get it mapped out.
01:26:55
Yeah. No one has time for that.
01:26:57
That's that's humans the generation of before podcasts and televisions.
01:27:03
And that's all they did.
01:27:04
You either you either ate like you either were hunting
01:27:07
or you were eating, or you were resting because you needed to go hunt.
01:27:11
Right?
01:27:14
But but they did.
01:27:15
They paid more attention.
01:27:18
And then once food became abundant than they had
01:27:20
time to, like, do other random shit.
01:27:24
And you just
01:27:26
left Brady still here, I guess.
01:27:29
Yeah.
01:27:29
So we'll continue this video at the damn full.
01:27:32
So if the structure found thousands or millions of years from now,
01:27:36
this guy does not look like this. Is that look like it's this guy's voice?
01:27:38
But not saying that. It's like a terrible voice.
01:27:40
It just doesn't look like it's coming out of his mouth.
01:27:42
Our archeologists will know
01:27:44
the exact date, the day to day, and people made it right.
01:27:47
Damn good idea.
01:27:51
I just imagine the culture Stone shows the only time in history
01:27:54
that this race cars could be seen from Gobekli Tepe.
01:27:59
It was a 100 year window between 10,000 and 900,000 BC.
01:28:05
That's 13,000 years ago.
01:28:07
But wait, this is more than a thousand years before Gobekli Tepe was built.
01:28:12
So this tablet is telling a story of something that happened.
01:28:16
How long is this?
01:28:18
And in the past, it's the story of a short period commonly
01:28:21
referred to know it's the Younger Dryas and the terror from the sky.
01:28:26
The change. The face of the earth was the one.
01:28:28
Well, it's a long, short sea.
01:28:30
About 2.6 million years.
01:28:32
Most of the Northern hemisphere was covered by miles thick sheets of ice.
01:28:36
30% of the Earth's surface was covered by glaciers.
01:28:40
This sounds bad, but for the human race, it was good.
01:28:44
Sure, the climate was cold, but it wasn't cold everywhere.
01:28:48
Most of Africa and the Middle East were warm, with plenty of plant
01:28:52
and animal life, and the climate was consistent for 2.6 million years.
01:28:57
Hominids had a nice, stable climate in which to evolve.
01:29:00
During this time, Homo sapiens, modern humans emerged.
01:29:04
During this time.
01:29:05
We were born in the Ice age but thrived in it.
01:29:09
Homo.
01:29:10
Then the climate started changing, temperatures back warmer year after year.
01:29:15
The ice sheets slowly melted, sea levels gradually rose.
01:29:19
This would have been a concern for the human civilization,
01:29:22
but they were helpless to do anything about it.
01:29:25
Oh, so you admit that
01:29:26
even if the climate is getting warmer, there's nothing we could do about it?
01:29:30
Well, that's an open debate.
01:29:32
How dare you?
01:29:34
I like how goldfish voice is the same exact voices.
01:29:37
His regular voice
01:29:39
been suddenly around.
01:29:41
Do you think some years ago the earth got hit against the same
01:29:45
things going on here?
01:29:46
And it's like cold enough
01:29:47
that humans understood how to survive and thrive in these structures?
01:29:51
This mini ice age was essentially a return to normal.
01:29:55
He sounds a thousand years later, hey, normalcy
01:29:58
ended violently and suddenly
01:30:02
the ice sheets melted as they had
01:30:03
before, but not over 2.6 million years.
01:30:06
This time the ice melts and weeks.
01:30:09
There was no time for civilization to adjust.
01:30:12
This was the cataclysm, the great flood.
01:30:14
There's evidence of this cataclysm
01:30:16
in ice cores, samples taken from Greenland and Antarctica.
01:30:19
There's evidence in sediment cores from the bottom of lakes and oceans.
01:30:23
There's evidence in organic material that's been carbon dated,
01:30:27
but there's also evidence of this disaster on pillar 43, the vulture stone.
01:30:33
Along with giving us a date,
01:30:35
the tablet also depicts the comet impact of the Younger Dryas.
01:30:39
At the bottom of the pillar is a headless man linking the date to death.
01:30:44
There's also a snake coming from the south.
01:30:46
This has been said to represent three giant waves washing over the earth.
01:30:51
Those could have been the tsunamis that we know for sure happened,
01:30:54
but pillar 43 is only a piece of the story.
01:30:58
Pillar 56 depicts more of the Younger Dryas impact
01:31:01
waves crashing, animals falling.
01:31:04
Now those are scary, but to me, pillar 18
01:31:07
is the most prominent depiction alphabetically today.
01:31:11
First of all, it contains the only word on the whole site the word is God.
01:31:15
Maybe it was oh God, we're going to die!
01:31:17
Oh, God, please stay with this.
01:31:20
I think it was saying exactly that.
01:31:22
Wait, I was just joking.
01:31:24
I think something very bad happened.
01:31:27
And this pillar is a plea for help. Oh, my.
01:31:29
My joke isn't very funny anymore.
01:31:33
What would they like to an enclosure?
01:31:35
D focuses on the constellation we know as Aquarius.
01:31:39
But when it was built, the pillar was probably centered on Taurus.
01:31:43
Now that's true.
01:31:45
We now have a very big piece of this puzzle.
01:31:47
The comet Enki was discovered in 1786
01:31:51
and takes about three years to orbit the sun, and is about three miles wide.
01:31:55
Not a huge comet, but not small either.
01:31:58
The thing is, it used to be bigger, much bigger.
01:32:05
It was part of what scientists call a mega comet,
01:32:08
a 100 miles wide and not just made of ice, but also glass,
01:32:12
metal and rock.
01:32:15
About 20,000 years ago, the Mega Comet broke up.
01:32:19
This is good, right?
01:32:20
Oh, no, this is bad.
01:32:22
Really bad.
01:32:25
When the 100 mile Mega comet
01:32:27
broke up, it created an enormous debris field.
01:32:30
Now, instead of one mega comet, he's got millions of smaller comets
01:32:34
ranging in size from grains of sand to over a mile across.
01:32:39
When the Earth passed through that cloud of debris, the people at Gobekli Tepe
01:32:43
would have seen a firestorm of comets raining down on the Earth, all coming
01:32:48
from the Aquarius constellation, just as is depicted on pillar 43.
01:32:53
But here's the scary part we fly through that same debris field every year.
01:33:00
It's called the torrid meteor
01:33:01
shower, and it's caused a lot of damage through the years.
01:33:05
And if you're watching this in September, October or November,
01:33:09
we're flying through it right now.
01:33:11
Oh my God.
01:33:14
Pillar 43 Close Your Door, also known
01:33:19
that was it.
01:33:19
Is that scary?
01:33:20
What? Fuck, yeah, it's very
01:33:23
well.
01:33:23
Is it was here.
01:33:26
Every time we fly through a debris
01:33:29
field, there's a chance of getting
01:33:33
mangled.
01:33:36
Yeah, but it never doesn't happen.
01:33:41
Hasn't happened in
01:33:44
thousands of years.
01:33:46
It means it's due, right?
01:33:52
Oh, we're just perfectly safe.
01:33:55
Nothing to worry about.
01:33:57
What do you do?
01:34:01
Oh, no.
01:34:03
Exactly.
01:34:03
So just, let it happen.
01:34:07
If it happens, turn it.
01:34:10
You got one. You ready?
01:34:12
You do it. Start digging.
01:34:13
What are you doing the show for? Quick. It can happen right now.
01:34:17
We could do.
01:34:18
We could dig.
01:34:22
I should start digging.
01:34:24
It's not a bad idea.
01:34:26
Go ahead. Digger.
01:34:28
All right.
01:34:32
Don't use a hard.
01:34:35
Dig, dig.
01:34:37
What do you got?
01:34:39
It's very inappropriate, but,
01:34:42
I put the H on it to emphasize it's the guy.
01:34:47
Fuck off.
01:34:51
Oh, fart digger.
01:34:54
So, I'm going to skip the mash up, which is number five.
01:34:56
We're going to number six, which is literally.
01:34:59
Whose is this your clip, Gary?
01:35:01
Obviously. Literally.
01:35:03
No no no no.
01:35:05
Oh, wait.
01:35:07
I would like to think I used to play your thing.
01:35:09
Matthew.
01:35:11
It's not ready.
01:35:12
3 million miles away.
01:35:14
The the song at any given time.
01:35:17
And you say the sign, there is no the sign.
01:35:20
Everybody has their own son.
01:35:23
What do you mean?
01:35:24
What do you mean? Literally?
01:35:25
Literally.
01:35:26
Everybody has their own song.
01:35:28
There have my own. My own everybody.
01:35:30
What do you mean, a different son? I don't understand that.
01:35:33
Like you mean you're saying that there's a different son here in Las Vegas
01:35:36
than there is in New York?
01:35:37
You're not looking at the same sign there, correct?
01:35:41
So how many sons are there as many people who are viewing it?
01:35:46
So it every individual person have their own interesting.
01:35:50
What that is correct songs no more than 50 miles away at any given time.
01:35:54
And 50.
01:35:55
Wait wait wait.
01:35:56
But wait a second.
01:35:57
The airplanes go up in the sky.
01:35:59
That's right. And it's like a rainbow.
01:36:01
How come the sun doesn't get bigger when you're in an airplane?
01:36:04
Oh, you move to it the farther it moves from you.
01:36:07
It's like a rainbow and the sun.
01:36:09
The thing that is going gonna break.
01:36:11
Oh, man, this is going to break me is literally not a thing like a fucking.
01:36:16
What's a second?
01:36:18
No, it's not like a burning ball or gas or any of that bullshit.
01:36:22
Yeah.
01:36:22
What is the sun? The sky?
01:36:24
That. What hold the sun is cold.
01:36:27
It is cold.
01:36:28
If the earth is flat, where is the sun?
01:36:30
It's 93.
01:36:33
Well, then,
01:36:35
there you have it.
01:36:36
There you have it.
01:36:37
There you have it. Literally
01:36:40
everyone's got their own sun.
01:36:42
Do you mean the perspective or.
01:36:47
I think he was maybe gonna say some profound
01:36:49
to where like, hey, we each all have our own like, individual,
01:36:54
I don't know, perception.
01:36:55
Maybe we're all playing our own simulation, right? Or.
01:36:58
Yeah, we're all seeing it from a different angle
01:37:00
than that, just like we're all generating it differently
01:37:04
because we all have our own
01:37:05
different simulation or I don't know who knows what the fuck you is actually.
01:37:09
Oh, right.
01:37:12
Yeah.
01:37:13
He could have had something there.
01:37:14
If we're all experiencing a different differently.
01:37:19
I guess.
01:37:20
Yeah.
01:37:22
But the yeah, the whole thing goes, you can never get to a rainbow.
01:37:25
He probably wouldn't look for a pot of gold so many times
01:37:28
he's like, you can never get to it.
01:37:32
They fooled me.
01:37:34
It's 100% with that. It.
01:37:37
Well, speaking of shitty sitcoms, come here to me.
01:37:42
No, no, you come here to me.
01:37:45
Hey, bro, I,
01:37:48
I brought reinforcements. Oh, great.
01:37:50
Well, you brought Joey.
01:37:51
Well, I brought the next best thing.
01:37:52
Yeah, yeah.
01:37:54
Chandler, you brought us.
01:37:56
The next best thing would be Monica.
01:37:59
You know, I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong.
01:38:03
Look, I drew a sketch of how we're going to do it, okay?
01:38:06
Right. That's you.
01:38:08
That's the couch.
01:38:10
Oh, what's what's that?
01:38:12
Oh, that's me.
01:38:14
Oh, wow.
01:38:16
I certainly think a lot of yourself.
01:38:22
Oh, that's that's my arm.
01:38:28
Oh, I see,
01:38:29
I thought you just really, really like your new couch.
01:38:34
You know, it just just follow my lead, okay?
01:38:37
Can. Come on. You.
01:38:39
Oh, I don't know this guy.
01:38:41
I me, when I first watched it.
01:38:43
Yeah, it's the word pivot. Right.
01:38:45
All right. Ready? Yeah.
01:38:48
Turn. Okay.
01:38:49
Turn turn.
01:38:52
Yeah.
01:38:53
I don't think we can turn more.
01:38:55
Guess. I just don't think it's going to.
01:38:58
Come on. Up.
01:39:01
Yes, I come, here we go.
01:39:03
Pivot
01:39:05
okay.
01:39:06
There it is.
01:39:08
Pivot
01:39:10
pivot.
01:39:13
Turn behind.
01:39:14
Oh that was it. And this one here.
01:39:18
Wait three guys.
01:39:19
So I.
01:39:23
Oh can I the you think
01:39:27
I'm it up all the time.
01:39:31
I'm not sure why could do that stupid Brady.
01:39:35
Why are we watching this.
01:39:37
Oh no I'm
01:39:40
well I'm good okay.
01:39:42
I think it's really stuck now.
01:39:46
Oh, no.
01:39:48
Either it's a lot of rain. Yes, he's a good.
01:39:53
Oh, you know, what did you mean?
01:39:54
When you give it?
01:39:58
I don't know.
01:39:59
We had Courtney Cox on a tricky thing.
01:40:01
Oh I've got it was there.
01:40:03
I've got two baking videos.
01:40:05
Can we watch the baking videos?
01:40:07
Oh lightning round.
01:40:08
No, we're only going in order on the only.
01:40:11
Okay.
01:40:12
To an order. Only when.
01:40:14
When we don't know
01:40:17
how to get through our clips.
01:40:19
Oh there's Brady.
01:40:21
We're just going to go through them all one by one because
01:40:25
I know right I can okay.
01:40:27
Yeah sure.
01:40:27
I got all of my clips I can't make.
01:40:30
Didn't go through all of your clips
01:40:31
because I don't know what the fuck your clips are.
01:40:33
Come in for
01:40:36
high.
01:40:37
I go for him.
01:40:39
Gary, come to flat Lance. I've
01:40:45
no way.
01:40:48
Keep in mind, this is just whatever you do pick for your world.
01:40:50
I don't fucking know.
01:40:51
You're fucking my all the way.
01:40:57
That makes it quite satisfying for them.
01:40:59
Technically inferior and drastically calamity.
01:41:02
My attention spans collapsing and deteriorating rapidly.
01:41:06
The technical class tragedy.
01:41:08
Chance the handicapped dancing in magic pants happily.
01:41:12
Jesus, could this be any worse?
01:41:14
This verse is dead hot with a thirst. Forget their lines.
01:41:17
Plus, we didn't rehearse the lyrical equivalent, Hershey Squirts.
01:41:21
That's what the kid is shaped up.
01:41:23
Burst this tree for you.
01:41:25
Leaving coffee.
01:41:26
Even this advantageous dispersion
01:41:30
on uncle can just touch my toe.
01:41:32
It's hard to talk with your cock in my mouth, though.
01:41:36
There's one verse even smaller than my together.
01:41:39
Like Frankenstein.
01:41:40
Didn't take the time to write this. Destroy
01:41:43
my God, all this song is flatulent.
01:41:45
Thought it was awful.
01:41:46
Fractured, half assed effort with a measure of inconsistency.
01:41:49
Except when I hit the beat.
01:41:50
Never. Here, you guys, here.
01:41:52
I'm about to start it in on these gentlemen.
01:41:54
This song is directed with the crappy sections and premises confusion imminent.
01:41:59
You can't get a single benefit.
01:42:00
It's like separately.
01:42:02
Separately, separately.
01:42:04
For everything that they use.
01:42:07
And you
01:42:09
want to put on more.
01:42:14
Technically inferior and drastically calamity.
01:42:17
My attention spans collapsing and deteriorating rapidly.
01:42:20
Technically, classic track.
01:42:22
Jerry can't be handicapped man singing magic pants happily.
01:42:27
Jesus, how could this be any worse?
01:42:29
This verse now you see it. Forget.
01:42:31
Oh, I just we didn't rehearse that.
01:42:33
The lyrical equivalent of Hershey squirts the church disperse
01:42:36
and kid sheet burst train is leaving cold.
01:42:40
Even Saturday captured your ass. My last great.
01:42:45
Uncle just touched my toe.
01:42:47
It's hard to talk. Talk with your cock.
01:42:48
Cock in my mouth.
01:42:50
Oh. Her comforts even smaller than the video.
01:42:53
It has a little like Frankenstein.
01:42:55
Didn't take the time to write the space rhyme.
01:42:57
Da da da da da da da.
01:42:58
I don't know what they thought.
01:43:00
It was awful. Actually.
01:43:01
Our best effort with the measure of inconsistency beats when I get the beat.
01:43:05
Never. Here.
01:43:06
You gonna start it on these gentlemen?
01:43:09
This was Mr. Rapping decrepit sections.
01:43:12
But the premises can do these many.
01:43:14
You can't give me the single benefit.
01:43:16
It's like each of lines written separately, separately, separately.
01:43:23
From of.
01:43:26
So that was kind of interesting,
01:43:29
but I'm kind of interested that you.
01:43:35
What now?
01:43:40
Thank you.
01:43:40
I'm very excited. I like the crickets in the background.
01:43:43
They mean so much more to me now at the same time. Yeah.
01:43:47
Oh. Time.
01:43:49
Oh, it's so
01:43:51
this woman is obviously wearing a wig.
01:43:52
Rangers could be huge.
01:43:54
I mean, again, not necessarily.
01:43:56
She take some of her hair style
01:43:59
choice, like, does she bite a bit of the cat?
01:44:03
Coming from the front back and swooping forward like, a little bit too far?
01:44:08
It shouldn't.
01:44:08
Is taking place in France about marking with.
01:44:11
Do we need to know? Go.
01:44:13
You can see this.
01:44:13
All right. Yeah. Content to say this or that.
01:44:16
So what's the big deal here is that they're using a male interpreter.
01:44:19
Anything from done by I. Yeah.
01:44:22
Just something to be supposed to be,
01:44:23
trained at children figure things that if a trans interpreter.
01:44:27
What is AI and what is not.
01:44:29
So look.
01:44:30
Look at from a crone.
01:44:31
Thank you. I'm very excited.
01:44:33
Dear Merlin, you're very enthusiastic about AI,
01:44:35
but at the same time I'm fascinated and worried.
01:44:38
So do they use a woman for Melania or do they use the same dude?
01:44:42
There's these dangers.
01:44:44
Could be, used a joke because she barely speak English.
01:44:50
I don't know, they're in a different would be.
01:44:52
She would be speaking English, so she wouldn't need a translation.
01:44:55
I don't know, maybe they translate her for the shit that this bitches.
01:45:01
What do you think anybody in the world thinks so?
01:45:03
She's a man.
01:45:05
Everyone does.
01:45:07
No, I meant Melania.
01:45:08
No, I met the man.
01:45:09
Oh, no. No, she just got a man's look.
01:45:12
Anyway. She was.
01:45:13
She was obviously due to the go higher pants.
01:45:16
That's would be one hell of a tuxedo.
01:45:20
Look, she's got to slow down right there.
01:45:22
So much sweat.
01:45:24
It would have been cool if the robot also looked over at her at the same time.
01:45:28
Yeah, I think they missed an opportunity
01:45:31
of talking to 1000.
01:45:33
It's my turn. So funny.
01:45:35
Like, sounds so funny on the site.
01:45:37
It's not in the space.
01:45:38
Is it supposed to keep going, or is this is,
01:45:43
So everybody saw these movies, right?
01:45:45
They literally invited them into the white House to take over
01:45:49
the robot,
01:45:51
right?
01:45:51
They probably take the pictures and fucking.
01:45:53
They're probably looking at the very least this much. Yeah.
01:45:56
Fuck, yeah.
01:45:56
Yeah.
01:46:00
Seems ridiculous.
01:46:04
Wait, which one's the robot?
01:46:05
This thing or the thing standing behind it?
01:46:07
It's weird that it's standard.
01:46:08
Where's it?
01:46:09
And it stood right.
01:46:10
It's.
01:46:10
It's almost like to a lady, Melania Trump.
01:46:13
I want them lined up to the white House.
01:46:15
I hope to God they line up it.
01:46:17
Honored to be at fostering the future together as global culture.
01:46:19
So she is balding a little bit. That's why she's good.
01:46:21
Why is that one this dude.
01:46:23
Now, that one's a woman's woman. Was.
01:46:28
There to.
01:46:30
Figure three
01:46:31
a humanoid bill from the United States of America.
01:46:34
I am grateful to be part of this.
01:46:36
Like a fucking 14 year old girl.
01:46:37
This is playing a recording like that.
01:46:39
Welcome.
01:46:41
Yeah. Don't ruin the magic we want to believe.
01:46:43
Believe?
01:46:44
Yeah. The new I want to believe.
01:46:47
Ellen was Ellen.
01:46:49
What makes it so endearing and personal as the flashing
01:46:52
dot of the black dark face left across the mom.
01:46:57
What are you doing? Racist.
01:46:58
Thank you.
01:46:59
I'm just thinking they could have put
01:47:00
a humanoid humanoid image there instead of squares with their humanoid.
01:47:04
Meaning what?
01:47:05
A white face, eyes, mouth, nose, humanoid.
01:47:09
Even droid like.
01:47:12
Now not a dark face with a nice white smile as well.
01:47:16
Your problem. You.
01:47:19
Looks like a skinny version of risky doing.
01:47:22
Erica Kirk on the left. Who?
01:47:25
But it's reverse yet all white with the black shirt on.
01:47:27
That's all black with the white shirt.
01:47:34
You know, there were black and white turns
01:47:36
to show their allegiance to the Illuminati, right?
01:47:40
There's no black and white.
01:47:44
Okay.
01:47:44
Peter. Ready?
01:47:47
Good enough.
01:47:49
Oh, I look at it.
01:47:50
Looks like you have a drum set there, but you don't.
01:47:53
It's just a couple computers and a no.
01:47:54
So, George
01:47:57
is a forge behind.
01:47:58
As you can see, this part of my body, usually I'm,
01:48:03
Cameras. The nipples.
01:48:04
I should be forging.
01:48:05
Use of your nipples.
01:48:06
Covers and,
01:48:09
for some boards.
01:48:10
Then.
01:48:14
Yeah.
01:48:15
All right.
01:48:15
What's next for doors? Get some boards. Next.
01:48:18
43, I grok.
01:48:19
Turns off image generator for most users.
01:48:22
After outcry over sexualized AI imagery.
01:48:24
Who's who's whose shit is this?
01:48:27
So we we we got lost.
01:48:29
We lost access to all the image.
01:48:31
It was because the crap.
01:48:34
Yeah, I know, I'm right, Glenn.
01:48:35
It's Gary's fucking mind.
01:48:36
It's not that bad when you tell you when you talk a lower, it goes away.
01:48:39
But you don't even have to be that quiet.
01:48:42
Just don't yell.
01:48:43
Don't you?
01:48:45
You can, can I? Yeah.
01:48:46
Well. Well.
01:48:47
Grok Elon Musk's eye to switch off its image creation
01:48:51
function for the vast majority of users.
01:48:52
After a widespread outcry about its use to create sexually
01:48:55
explicit and violent imagery, especially children.
01:48:59
Like even if you said not children one out of ten times,
01:49:03
it would be very disgusting.
01:49:06
PDF yeah.
01:49:08
Pedophile PDF. Yeah.
01:49:10
That's people say PDF now that's like the cool.
01:49:12
Okay.
01:49:13
I know because that's actually a thing.
01:49:16
Yeah I know I'm very confused.
01:49:18
What is documents I don't want I want to get rid of all the PS.
01:49:21
I use those all the time.
01:49:22
I prefer a PDF.
01:49:23
I mean like right, right. Okay.
01:49:26
Yeah.
01:49:26
Yeah I like a good PDF. Yeah.
01:49:29
What do you mean I can edit it.
01:49:30
I can edit.
01:49:34
Yeah. So.
01:49:38
I don't know how do you feel about that.
01:49:39
Because if it's just a PDF file thing then okay, I'm on board.
01:49:44
But at the same time, if it's if it's graphic imagery, period.
01:49:48
If it's the same situation when it comes to like censoring music,
01:49:53
if you're not going to censor, you know, makeshift violence
01:49:56
in one frame, you can't like, censor, like,
01:49:59
makeshift
01:50:03
other
01:50:04
things that are illegal.
01:50:05
I don't know, child.
01:50:07
You know, again, there are
01:50:09
there are groups out there that joke about like,
01:50:11
they would they would go like they would rap about,
01:50:13
you know, child molestation, even though they're not child molesters.
01:50:16
It's kind of like the joke of it. Right.
01:50:18
Hot dog was would be one of them.
01:50:20
But yeah, like songs would get removed because of that context when it's just
01:50:25
literally it's the literally to me, it's no different than than Chucky.
01:50:31
That or Jason or, you know, you've got all these creative outlets
01:50:36
that are artistry and all of a sudden you want to draw a line difference.
01:50:40
You're supposed to be over 17 to see Chucky T, you know what I'm saying?
01:50:44
As far as what the artistry can be.
01:50:49
Like he is, who is grok?
01:50:50
Who is, saw, who is, you know, all of these things that, to go.
01:50:56
No, your your thought is too perverse for us to recreate.
01:51:00
Meanwhile, I can get you to recreate some stuff that's perverse. It's
01:51:04
just more acceptable, typically because we for some reason, we're still. I.
01:51:09
I don't know, I'm just throwing that out there as an example.
01:51:11
I'm just saying there's a.
01:51:15
Yeah.
01:51:15
You mean it's just. Yeah. You can make something grosser.
01:51:17
Is that what you're saying?
01:51:18
I'm just saying, if you look at the history of movies
01:51:20
that were popular, that were released in theaters,
01:51:24
that no one better than that there was lots of vulgar things.
01:51:28
So it's like, if you want to go, okay, who the fuck wrote that movie?
01:51:31
And what the fuck were they thinking?
01:51:32
And who's this weirdo that's making this fucking murder story up?
01:51:35
Like, what the fuck?
01:51:36
Like, no, we're not doing that. Who like, why?
01:51:39
Why are you why are you taking a creative
01:51:43
anything in there?
01:51:44
Like govern it like say that.
01:51:46
Oh, this is more this is, this is Craven and Night Shyamalan.
01:51:53
But then the one Rambo movie that one of the newer ones,
01:51:56
even though he didn't kill some children or some shit
01:51:59
in the village, or like early in the movie, it was a bomb, right?
01:52:02
There was no bomb.
01:52:06
We're not trying to get political here, sir.
01:52:10
I think, oh, I thought there was Rambo five or some shit they're going to.
01:52:13
So we're.
01:52:13
It doesn't make sense for putting it behind a paywall.
01:52:16
I mean, they don't need to you. They don't did it for free anymore.
01:52:19
Give it free.
01:52:19
And if you pay money for it to create something, then you bring it.
01:52:22
You own it.
01:52:23
That you sort of Zamboni, you then go take the liability off.
01:52:26
I just don't get why they're responsible for that.
01:52:28
Like when I put a
01:52:31
song in it.
01:52:32
If you're it's like,
01:52:36
why do you care what that lyrical content is?
01:52:40
To reuse the said, I have to go to find a new Jabba makes no sense to me.
01:52:46
Why do you care what the song is about?
01:52:47
You're just a thing here to interpret
01:52:51
whatever that is and just remake whatever it is, or just leave it alone.
01:52:55
Like I can't even do a cover like I've gotta.
01:52:58
I've got admit certain things sometimes because it's too offensive
01:53:01
and it's like, well, what's what is too offensive?
01:53:03
It's hard to find
01:53:05
exactly what it is because sometimes it's not like a swear
01:53:09
word that's, you know, taboo, like the N-word or something like that.
01:53:13
It's perfectly fine with that.
01:53:15
It might be like it's it typically doesn't boil down to, like, a child situation.
01:53:22
Or I thought rape.
01:53:25
So I would change it to grape, but sometimes it does just fine
01:53:28
with with the rape word, so it just picks and chooses.
01:53:31
But again, if we're going to have a creative situation where we can,
01:53:35
our creativity can have
01:53:38
horror to it or
01:53:42
negative connotations.
01:53:43
I don't understand why that's kept with music, why that has to be
01:53:47
only subjective in in movies and things like that,
01:53:52
like Final Destination movies where these people get crushed by the
01:53:55
oh yeah, the like. Imagine writing that, being the person. Yeah.
01:53:57
And then he's going to get caught in a garbage can
01:54:00
and then he's going to be thrown in the back of a garbage can in that thing
01:54:04
that crushes the stuff, his face.
01:54:07
He's going to be reaching out
01:54:08
and his in his face gets crushed by the garbage thing,
01:54:11
and it spatters his brains and his arm still stays sticking out.
01:54:15
And then the blood goes all over the other part.
01:54:17
Like, if you wrote that down, you'd be like,
01:54:18
what the fuck is wrong with you gushing?
01:54:20
You sick motherfucker?
01:54:21
Like, yeah, you would just it would, you'd be disgusted by it.
01:54:24
Well, we used to make jokes.
01:54:26
There was a movie on HBO or Cinemax that had a naked woman, naked woman,
01:54:30
but she got split and ripped in half and half,
01:54:34
but they blurred out her two little nipple, her little, Wow.
01:54:38
But they I think I, I think I know what you're talking about,
01:54:41
but I don't know what the fuck that would have been.
01:54:43
And we're like, oh, if you're sexual or anything
01:54:44
like natural reproduction, which is basically what,
01:54:47
you know, sexuality as far as I'm concerned, it's perverted.
01:54:49
It literally has a purpose of sustaining our species.
01:54:53
So it should be wholesome and taught instead of shunned like violence.
01:54:58
I'm sorry. Violence out.
01:55:02
Blood was gushing and I was like, trying to play perfect
01:55:05
and it kept charging at me.
01:55:10
I just don't understand why I can't tell.
01:55:12
It'd create something disturbed.
01:55:14
It's not the one
01:55:15
that's like it's generating it, but it's not the one responsible for it.
01:55:19
I am, you know, this this segment of rant is brought to you by Venice.
01:55:23
I went to somebody else to watch the show.
01:55:27
It can actually create anything you want without any guardrails.
01:55:31
They're doing the word Venice. I.
01:55:34
Yeah, the Venice.
01:55:36
And the penis.
01:55:39
Venice.
01:55:40
I'd rather have a penis. Yeah, that was me.
01:55:43
The skylight calendar is a click.
01:55:45
The two under this is our commercial is our.
01:55:48
Well, it's become a popular program due to neighbors
01:55:51
complaints about drivers speeding in residential areas all across the Troy.
01:55:55
Well, today, the city is releasing its 2026 Speed Hump program list.
01:55:59
Well, this made it through.
01:56:00
That was a confusing beginning of that new story, was it not?
01:56:04
The speed hump was that the other one was.
01:56:07
By the way, you introduced this story? Yeah,
01:56:11
well, it's become a popular program due to neighbors
01:56:13
complaints about drivers speeding in residential areas all across the Troy.
01:56:17
Well, today the city think you're
01:56:18
just trying to read the classics, which has nothing to do list.
01:56:21
I take a look at this.
01:56:22
This is the city's map for location.
01:56:24
A lot of speed.
01:56:25
Something installed more than 300 new speed.
01:56:28
These are just in neighborhoods or what?
01:56:30
So every green dot is where people are speed humping the green dot
01:56:34
one mile.
01:56:38
Homes are now planned for streets all across the city.
01:56:41
This is right here.
01:56:42
It was in some of those hotspot areas.
01:56:44
What is that area in the middle?
01:56:45
It's a common concern. Yeah. Wow. Yeah.
01:56:48
Nobody wants to go.
01:56:49
It's a common concern in some neighborhoods. Hotspot.
01:56:52
It's an area nobody wants to go.
01:56:56
Not even Google Maps.
01:56:57
Google.
01:56:57
But where is a Nicole McNichols Van Dike?
01:57:01
I'm sorry. I was just fucking.
01:57:02
I think that's just, I don't think you're allowed to say that
01:57:06
can't be the last thing.
01:57:12
Yeah, that's like
01:57:12
campus marshes and probably else, lke and fuck.
01:57:16
Oh, it's all the big buildings. Yes.
01:57:17
Yeah. Oh, the speed limit.
01:57:20
Yeah. That's all. Yeah. Right, right.
01:57:23
Because you want to be the Detroit River, right?
01:57:26
I've made deliveries to LCA
01:57:28
and, they've got speed humps that if you drive backwards, it pops.
01:57:32
You're tired. Nuts.
01:57:33
Because this is a Detroit River.
01:57:35
I guess I could wait for this. Two minutes. 11.
01:57:37
So you guys hear the shit about the Renaissance Center?
01:57:41
The Renaissance fair?
01:57:42
Yeah. Gary can tell us about that.
01:57:43
No. Downtown, the Renaissance Center.
01:57:46
Did you
01:57:46
know that, I've built a rotating restaurant at the top.
01:57:50
Did you know? Yeah.
01:57:51
Did you know that it's no longer open the restaurant?
01:57:54
The whole thing?
01:57:54
Yeah.
01:57:54
The restaurant, the entire center, actually. Yeah.
01:57:57
Charlie Wood up there taken two of the towers down, everyone.
01:58:01
Charlie Leduff did a story about that, and he was like,
01:58:04
oh, like, you're not you're not allowed in here.
01:58:06
And he's like, well, what are you talking about?
01:58:09
It's it's owned by the, the, the people.
01:58:12
The people paid for that. That's a weird ago.
01:58:15
It's owned by sold by General Motors.
01:58:17
The people paid for a headquarters.
01:58:20
No. Well, I'm gonna have to find Charlie. Enough story.
01:58:23
I don't know, the people paid for
01:58:25
that building.
01:58:27
It was a long time ago.
01:58:29
And then GM bought it.
01:58:31
That's how leases.
01:58:35
I'm delivered there, too.
01:58:36
It's.
01:58:37
It's four different docks.
01:58:38
The Ford of I will find going to be Charlie enough.
01:58:41
Even though it might be long winded. We'll play it on the radio show.
01:58:43
Maybe, if there is one.
01:58:45
It's a common concern in some neighborhoods across the city of Detroit.
01:58:48
Now, the concern is that someone is going to get hurt
01:58:52
cars, speeding or motorists driving recklessly along this road.
01:58:55
We have like three more videos on it right here.
01:58:58
Okay. Hit it.
01:58:58
Maximum speed with safety concerns is why Detroit got
01:59:02
to its 2026 speed up program list.
01:59:05
Yeah, we gotta we've gotta run a safety thing for us because when we walk down
01:59:10
we ain't got to worry about a lot of traffic, speed and speed, but
01:59:14
it's going to
01:59:15
get a lot of speed.
01:59:16
The city says 312 new speed, but I'm pretty sure my big one.
01:59:20
Across Detroit, seven council districts.
01:59:22
The Department of Public Works hopes the devices will reduce problems
01:59:25
and paving local streets.
01:59:27
Safer won't stop nothing. I just come over.
01:59:30
Angela Cross lives near West Euclid, she says.
01:59:32
Speed humps installed in this area
01:59:34
just a few years ago, one of the city's program having curbs.
01:59:37
This was just a city.
01:59:38
We have to actually watch this.
01:59:40
I just really wish we right.
01:59:42
Yeah.
01:59:42
It's, that's what we call the speed bumps.
01:59:45
And it's like, why they come out here.
01:59:49
They don't pay it.
01:59:51
Why are we now thinking, oh, yeah, just slow down just a little bit.
01:59:55
Since 2016, more than 11,400 speed humps have been installed
01:59:59
on streets, and neighborhoods are racing toward
02:00:01
residential areas with the speed limit 25 minutes
02:00:06
a program
02:00:07
priority is getting the street sign that over the.
02:00:12
Yes, I think the next oh, wow.
02:00:14
Oh, we've only got to come at a speed I think it is.
02:00:18
And but the skepticism hasn't yet started for the side that you can check out
02:00:24
with such a black man across the devil's gotta grab us quicker than our slick.
02:00:28
Not oh, I can with a lot of grease.
02:00:33
Because he was done talking to the Greek police. The.
02:00:35
Okay, that's when we get another way.
02:00:37
We play
02:00:38
you brakes and plus you're playing this so you can't hear both at the same time.
02:00:43
What's that?
02:00:44
I can't hear anything.
02:00:46
Is that good?
02:00:47
Yeah, yeah. Two years ago here.
02:00:49
Same time. Yeah.
02:00:51
And which they have stuff with you right up close.
02:00:56
Yeah.
02:00:57
I grew up in ointments. Right.
02:00:59
Yeah.
02:00:59
I'm getting vertigo already for a relief.
02:01:05
Yeah.
02:01:05
Finally.
02:01:06
My fucking
02:01:07
doctor.
02:01:09
Yeah. I didn't know that.
02:01:11
What do we do? I learn something every week.
02:01:14
Well, last week I learned,
02:01:17
night divides.
02:01:18
The Monday my internet's done.
02:01:20
That's why I'm not playing video.
02:01:22
So, you know.
02:01:23
Well, just so you know.
02:01:25
Okay, well, then don't then.
02:01:29
Then fucking don't, bro.
02:01:31
You just did, though, so I don't know what you talking about.
02:01:34
All right, you ready?
02:01:35
You ready for the news?
02:01:37
The no bullshit news? Sure.
02:01:39
Thank you.
02:01:40
That he's, You remember five years ago during these.
02:01:45
Are you and they in your.
02:01:48
Yeah. Bro name America that.
02:01:50
Can you record what the.
02:01:54
Ladies and gentlemen, General Motors has left the building.
02:02:01
And locked the doors to keep you out, sir.
02:02:04
Good. How you doing?
02:02:06
Is a close.
02:02:06
It's closed this side right there for good.
02:02:11
The Renaissance Center
02:02:12
has been open to the public since the building opened 50 years ago.
02:02:15
And now it's closed.
02:02:17
And they didn't tell us.
02:02:19
That's because Gilbert and GM have some, have big plans to redevelop it.
02:02:23
And they want we, the public to give them a third of $1 billion to do it.
02:02:28
We didn't agree to that shit.
02:02:31
We're being played.
02:02:32
Who's who's left in here? The hotel.
02:02:34
Yeah. The hotel.
02:02:35
Just the hotel and the restaurant.
02:02:37
What about the Japanese and Italian consulate?
02:02:40
They still have them. Yeah. So? So Jim's gone.
02:02:43
Everybody's gone.
02:02:43
Except the Japanese and the Italians.
02:02:46
Yes, sir.
02:02:48
That's weird.
02:02:50
Traveling.
02:02:50
He's traveling, but I.
02:02:53
Yeah.
02:02:53
You go shabby services bad.
02:02:56
It's all empty.
02:02:58
All the cars are gone.
02:02:59
The Italian consulate.
02:03:01
Grazie. When the. Not the.
02:03:04
Sorry. Good day. I'm looking funny.
02:03:07
It says you're muted, but I can hear you fine.
02:03:09
I can't said you never found an appointment.
02:03:12
Okay, where's the Japanese consulate?
02:03:14
They're here.
02:03:15
What do they think?
02:03:15
The war still going on? What are they doing in it?
02:03:18
It is weird.
02:03:19
Video.
02:03:19
Yeah, we're doing a story. It's closed. Except for you.
02:03:22
You're the last one.
02:03:23
Yeah. You really can't video. We.
02:03:27
Okay. We'll blur you.
02:03:28
Do you know where the light switch is?
02:03:29
When you have to be the last one to.
02:03:32
It's.
02:03:32
Oh, God.
02:03:37
I have to look over the candy bar to see my American dream.
02:03:40
Full buildings.
02:03:42
Man, we're scrapping it already.
02:03:47
Okay, you want the news?
02:03:48
Here it is.
02:03:49
General Motors has all but abandoned the city of Detroit.
02:03:53
They closed the rents and didn't tell us.
02:03:56
And moved up the street here to this broom closet.
02:03:59
Four floors in a new building
02:04:01
built by Dan Gilbert with public money,
02:04:05
as well as the tower next to it, which still doesn't have walls.
02:04:09
Nine years later.
02:04:10
And you want to see the funny part?
02:04:13
Do you know how we can get to the atrium now?
02:04:16
It's tragic to stop.
02:04:17
Oh, it's not open to the public.
02:04:20
Not open to the public.
02:04:21
Thank you.
02:04:22
Not open to the public with public money.
02:04:25
None of them are open to the public.
02:04:27
I mean, honestly.
02:04:31
I guess it's the reason that the entire building with the atrium.
02:04:35
Yeah,
02:04:36
right.
02:04:37
A lot of shady shit going on, I guess.
02:04:40
So, not to mention the, LCA.
02:04:42
Still not the the walking district.
02:04:44
The shopping district, still unfinished.
02:04:46
Lots of unfinished promises there.
02:04:48
There's also the skyscraper that Dan Gilbert promised.
02:04:50
It's still unfinished.
02:04:53
Wants to pay for it all with more, taxpayer money.
02:04:57
It's just, a lot of horseshit.
02:05:00
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. Charlie.
02:05:02
Charlie, would the ladies and gentlemen,
02:05:06
ladies and gentlemen, got the audience going.
02:05:08
Keep doing.
02:05:20
So, this happened, man, because the car
02:05:25
white House registered as aliens.
02:05:27
Dot gov domain name
02:05:30
sparking hope of Trump news on UFOs.
02:05:32
Just the fact that they would buy that
02:05:35
domain,
02:05:38
right?
02:05:39
Although, shouldn't the government just own all of the.gov names?
02:05:42
What are they up to like. Yes it or buy it.
02:05:45
Well yeah well yeah. Or they
02:05:48
should just.
02:05:50
Oh okay.
02:05:53
Yeah they probably didn't actively buy it.
02:05:55
Right okay.
02:05:56
They're just speculation.
02:05:57
But it's just the fact that they,
02:06:00
they purchase that there's a lot of that going on
02:06:02
where, you know, people look into like
02:06:05
copyrighted, you know, where people have filed
02:06:08
copyrights for and go, oh, you know, maybe something going on with movies
02:06:12
or maybe some shit's going on with whatever.
02:06:17
Yeah.
02:06:18
So I thought that was halfway interesting.
02:06:19
We already did the, Or.
02:06:21
No, this was
02:06:23
ignored earlier.
02:06:26
The six. I'm sorry.
02:06:27
No missing in under a year.
02:06:29
Certain, claims strange deaths linked to secret U.S aerospace work.
02:06:34
So there was, in the last year disappearance of involving individuals
02:06:39
linked to the United States defense and aerospace research has ignited intense
02:06:42
speculation online, with some claiming hidden connection to classified programs.
02:06:45
In less than a year, six scientist and research type of high level projects
02:06:48
have either died or gone missing, raising questions but also prompting
02:06:51
experts to urge caution over unverified claims.
02:06:55
So it is very interesting cause the.
02:06:58
Yeah, let's see here, what secret space program?
02:07:03
Monica Jackie is, an aerospace engineer
02:07:08
involved in advanced alloy development tied to rocket engineering technology.
02:07:11
She disappeared in June 2025 while hiking in Los and in India,
02:07:15
Angeles National Forest and has not been found well.
02:07:19
People hiking all the time.
02:07:22
Short just days later, Melissa has
02:07:25
a Los Alamos employee.
02:07:27
Advisory board member vanished under unusual circumstances.
02:07:32
Stances.
02:07:32
After reportedly returning home, resetting her phones and walking towards a forest.
02:07:36
I don't know how they know.
02:07:37
She walked towards the forest, but,
02:07:39
In October, a violent incident involving Jacob Pritchard, an analyst
02:07:42
linked to Defense Research, resulted in multiple deaths, including
02:07:46
his own authorities treating the case as a domestic and criminal matter.
02:07:50
So it sounds like maybe other people around him were also killed.
02:07:53
Maybe they saw something. Maybe they didn't.
02:07:54
I don't know, these events occurring in close succession have formed
02:07:58
the basis of claims that something more coordinated, maybe at play,
02:08:02
high profile deaths further incensed, deepened public interest.
02:08:05
The summer 2025 Nuno Lorenzo, a leading figure in plasma science at Massachusetts
02:08:11
Institute of the who, was shot and killed at his home, reports later.
02:08:16
The suspect, reports later link the suspect to a personal grievance
02:08:20
rather than a professional one.
02:08:21
So whatever.
02:08:22
I guess, astronomer, known for his work in aerospace.
02:08:26
I've killed
02:08:28
after a previously arrested individual returned to his property and opened fire.
02:08:31
So the rest of them.
02:08:32
So the the the last couple they highlight seem to be just random
02:08:37
occurrences.
02:08:38
But, it is kind of odd when just random people go,
02:08:41
I guess missing because they could be, I don't know, maybe kidnaped by.
02:08:47
Other like people that are going to use their shit.
02:08:49
I mean didn't we hasn't that always been a war thing?
02:08:52
When we conquer some shit, we kind of take their scientists
02:08:55
and we don't know, so too bad.
02:08:57
But we kind of go, hey, you're kind of like, going to work for us
02:08:59
now, and you're going to kind of do what you were doing over there.
02:09:02
Like, for us.
02:09:04
And it was like Project Paperclip, right?
02:09:09
Why don't you, regale us, if you will?
02:09:13
Well, paperclip was just just a,
02:09:16
when we took all the German scientists
02:09:19
after World War two, and we, used them in our nuclear.
02:09:23
Oh, oh, I can see friggin Brady.
02:09:27
Is he doing a great. You,
02:09:30
guess.
02:09:30
Oh, he's right out there.
02:09:31
Oh, is this an alphabetical order?
02:09:34
It is not.
02:09:36
Do you even have it up here, Stiller?
02:09:37
Did you just fucking bury it like the graveyard?
02:09:41
Where is it?
02:09:42
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. There it is.
02:09:45
Hell yeah.
02:09:51
We cannot hear you, though.
02:09:52
Just so you know.
02:09:57
You are inaudible.
02:10:04
That's all right.
02:10:05
I'm gonna show. I'm
02:10:05
going to show up at your shit next week and make Brady do all the fucking work.
02:10:10
Actually, I won't get any great.
02:10:12
It's Easter, so.
02:10:15
Oh, yeah, Easter Monday.
02:10:18
You do have an extra day off?
02:10:21
No, no.
02:10:23
Yeah, I don't think.
02:10:24
I think I get one either. No.
02:10:29
Which is weird. Last year we did.
02:10:31
It was one of those floating holidays.
02:10:34
And this year nothing
02:10:37
like some people get Friday off.
02:10:40
I can tell you Friday and Monday.
02:10:43
Yeah.
02:10:43
I think of I think a Friday and Monday, but I'm not going to
02:10:47
I mean I see like week I can usually not have much of a hectic work
02:10:52
Monday or Friday if I choose so and have it
02:10:55
not really matter at all.
02:10:59
Yeah.
02:11:01
Now we just started getting busy again
02:11:03
and I'm, I'm glad to have the work.
02:11:10
So are we doing some, Brady's in
02:11:11
or are we just moving to the next clip because he's a little choppy?
02:11:14
All I see is like a bright light.
02:11:17
It looks like it could be something.
02:11:18
I don't hear anything. It's my yard.
02:11:21
I know I don't see any headstones.
02:11:23
All I see is just like, red light.
02:11:26
Oh, it's just. No, it's just my, like,
02:11:30
he's trying to find his way back to the barn.
02:11:34
Okay. That's him walking.
02:11:36
Yeah.
02:11:37
He's pointing.
02:11:38
He's up at the door. So that light is.
02:11:41
No, I thought well, no, he's at a grave now.
02:11:43
Okay, here we go. Oh, yes.
02:11:46
We need sound if you have it, but if you don't.
02:11:48
Oh, well.
02:11:53
Oh, it says graveyard creepy.
02:11:55
So some of the creepy types or is that.
02:11:59
What is that?
02:12:00
So, like one of them stone cases.
02:12:01
Can you pop that bitch open?
02:12:03
Did you bring a crowbar?
02:12:04
Crowbar?
02:12:05
Gerber.
02:12:08
That's right in this corner.
02:12:10
I recognize that one.
02:12:15
Gargoyle.
02:12:31
I'm pretty sure
02:12:32
we've seen all of the tombstones.
02:12:35
There's only, like, 200 over there.
02:12:38
Maybe Brady hasn't seen them in person.
02:12:40
If only we could hear his take on it.
02:12:42
This is his third time out here.
02:12:46
No it's not.
02:12:47
Yeah, but not a lot. Yeah, I've.
02:12:50
No, no, he did some
02:12:51
recording at one of the visits
02:12:54
and then the first time, you know, it was just him and I drink is from
02:12:59
corona or stuff and like, two years ago off.
02:13:04
Yeah.
02:13:04
And then, Brady and his wife stopped by it for my birthday.
02:13:09
Who? They celebrate half birthdays now.
02:13:11
Interesting. Yeah.
02:13:13
I don't get invited to
02:13:15
anything.
02:13:16
And and there is
02:13:19
that shit on.
02:13:21
You found a raccoon?
02:13:23
Yeah, I did you see him? He's on a thing.
02:13:25
There's a cool.
02:13:26
There's a gift for you. Nice. Look at that.
02:13:28
There was a coon.
02:13:30
Oh, he's right here.
02:13:31
Fart nigger for that little kid.
02:13:33
Yeah, he found a raccoon in the graveyard.
02:13:36
There you go. Good boy. Nice.
02:13:39
This is cool.
02:13:40
We let
02:13:44
it. Okay, let's see a folding chair.
02:13:46
One on the new one.
02:13:50
I see a folding fucking chair.
02:13:54
We've got lots of chairs.
02:13:57
Sweet, bro.
02:14:03
You ready for this?
02:14:04
Is that the table? The next one.
02:14:06
Let's get them.
02:14:06
Yeah, I am you. Motherfuck!
02:14:09
This is your shit.
02:14:10
I myself working graveyard.
02:14:13
You're muted oh
02:14:15
oh this is funny.
02:14:17
This is a good act.
02:14:18
Is it like the Yeah. Drag queen.
02:14:21
It's a trap.
02:14:22
It's a trampoline guy.
02:14:23
Oh are you.
02:14:28
Oh no.
02:14:37
But he does pretty good.
02:14:38
Pratfall.
02:14:48
Guys also see to like.
02:14:54
The ass.
02:14:57
Kevin.
02:15:01
Like obsession up.
02:15:04
What do you think?
02:15:06
It's these stupid.
02:15:12
Like.
02:15:14
Fucking the.
02:15:18
It's over.
02:15:22
I, I hope.
02:15:27
Oh, God.
02:15:31
No no no no no. Oh!
02:15:36
Oh, yeah.
02:15:36
You got,
02:15:42
Like this can.
02:15:43
You're like a halftime show.
02:15:44
Like we go.
02:15:45
Yeah.
02:15:48
That's the exit.
02:15:49
Okay.
02:15:55
What?
02:15:56
I'm on my.
02:15:57
No, no, no.
02:16:00
Oh. Oh! Ha!
02:16:13
If you actually go like this, that's.
02:16:18
What? Oh.
02:16:21
This is getting something.
02:16:24
Oh, no.
02:16:28
The removal.
02:16:30
I like to be somersaulting into his jacket
02:16:34
over again, if you get that.
02:16:36
What does it say on the wall back there?
02:16:39
So that's why, Brady I think it's the Brady play in the video.
02:16:42
I'm like, wait, I've got to do that.
02:16:45
La France un incroyable.
02:16:50
Talent.
02:16:53
Yeah.
02:16:54
Star lent
02:16:56
he's there. Lent
02:16:59
To Starland.
02:17:02
Interesting.
02:17:03
No. For like a heavyset dude.
02:17:05
He was pretty, pretty good.
02:17:10
Who's this fagot?
02:17:16
This is a graveyard.
02:17:17
No, this is Brady.
02:17:19
Brady break.
02:17:20
Very.
02:17:22
And so,
02:17:26
there's a story that it's been going around,
02:17:29
and there was a, young woman who,
02:17:35
How old is she?
02:17:39
Fuck.
02:17:39
I don't know how old she was when this happened.
02:17:41
I think she was.
02:17:43
She's like under 20, I believe.
02:17:45
Oh, she was in Spain.
02:17:47
She was gang raped.
02:17:48
Gang raped at a center, by a cell, center by asylum seeker.
02:17:54
So that was in Spain?
02:17:55
Not here. So don't, like, get all icy on me.
02:17:58
That caused her trauma.
02:18:01
So she attempted suicide, but
02:18:03
failed and became a paraplegic.
02:18:06
So she had a horrible situation where she was
02:18:11
at a, asylum seeker center in Spain and was gang raped.
02:18:16
Then she has plenty of trauma, and so she attempted suicide,
02:18:20
almost died, survived.
02:18:23
But now she's a paraplegic.
02:18:25
When you usually hear those stories, usually the people, like, are, like,
02:18:30
they've got this weird, like,
02:18:31
godly situation, like God, like, save them and shit, you know?
02:18:35
You've heard that, right? Maybe not all of them. Yes.
02:18:40
So common trope.
02:18:42
She has been euthanized.
02:18:46
Oh, good.
02:18:47
Yeah. Because of her depression.
02:18:49
Yeah.
02:18:53
So a court had ruled.
02:18:57
Memo.
02:18:57
No, I just, you know, where that didn't go?
02:19:02
Oh, she's 25, okay.
02:19:04
And she's dead as of right now, so why not make it an.
02:19:10
It was a gang rape.
02:19:11
Yes, it was a gang rape.
02:19:15
Yeah.
02:19:19
It's a un, report.
02:19:20
The gang.
02:19:22
Yeah. Ms.. In LA now.
02:19:24
Witness. Yeah.
02:19:25
After the manga, El proceso.
02:19:30
So the family has fought
02:19:33
the dynamic of this being ruled being the Mrs..
02:19:37
Yeah.
02:19:39
I suspect so.
02:19:40
It's just kind of interesting that, like,
02:19:43
la vida.
02:19:45
This horrible thing happened to her.
02:19:46
She tried to kill herself, and she failed, and they're like, no, no, no,
02:19:50
we've got, you know, some of you guys, we got this.
02:19:53
Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.
02:19:55
You should just came to us in the first place.
02:19:56
You know, like I don't write the book.
02:19:59
Okay. Yeah.
02:20:00
Well, now she's a paraplegic.
02:20:04
Well, was.
02:20:05
It's defensible.
02:20:07
Well, I guess she still is a paraplegic or.
02:20:09
No, she's a quadriplegic at this point.
02:20:12
Technically a incluso.
02:20:15
What do you drive when you're loose?
02:20:17
Don't stare. Oh, yeah?
02:20:19
Then, oh.
02:20:21
No life. Sorry.
02:20:22
Unlucky with Espana por el dirige. Oh.
02:20:26
So dignified. Death. But you like, look at her.
02:20:28
She's like.
02:20:29
She's just fine.
02:20:30
She's just laughing.
02:20:31
They're like,
02:20:33
yeah, it is so weird, right?
02:20:35
Yeah.
02:20:36
You look like she's not suffering. She's.
02:20:39
Yeah, you you ain't.
02:20:40
Yeah. Tingle.
02:20:43
When they think why, it's not like she's completely incapacitated.
02:20:46
Like she can still enjoy food and television and
02:20:49
she probably be creative and make it on
02:20:53
the US.
02:20:54
But, apparently America is the evil country.
02:20:56
I don't know.
02:20:58
Yeah, I guess so.
02:20:59
Is that weird, though?
02:21:03
Yeah.
02:21:03
It's weird you failed.
02:21:06
But we'll help you.
02:21:08
Oh, my God, we're going to save your life.
02:21:11
You're quadriplegic, and then we're here to kill you.
02:21:14
Imagine the doctor that, like, worked on her and tried to save her life.
02:21:18
It's like, well, yeah, fucking tell me, like, what are we doing here?
02:21:21
All right?
02:21:22
I don't waste we met.
02:21:25
I think, like, after I, I have this weird, there's probably a name for it,
02:21:29
but you ever have, like, memories that you just recollect, like, after the fact.
02:21:35
Like you hear something and you go, oh, yeah, that's it.
02:21:37
Or you have
02:21:38
you think of something and you're like, no, I think I already like,
02:21:40
had that conversation with somebody before,
02:21:43
I don't know.
02:21:43
So yeah, we play this.
02:21:44
Do we play this before?
02:21:46
I feel like, no, it's not deja vu.
02:21:48
It's just like, come on, man.
02:21:50
And I feel
02:21:51
bad. This girl.
02:21:55
I don't have it.
02:21:57
We should talk about that.
02:21:59
But you still wouldn't go for a job like with you.
02:22:03
That combo is bad overall.
02:22:08
30. You got, like, a gift with
02:22:12
your teeth?
02:22:14
Oh, yes, but I don't have a.
02:22:17
That's too bad.
02:22:19
Oh, I feel this bad.
02:22:22
That is rather unfortunate.
02:22:24
What does it have to do that if only she that they didn't have to like.
02:22:26
Well I there's only I You know like she's.
02:22:29
What do they what do they do that bad.
02:22:31
An apple is bad. I don't have
02:22:36
to. This weird was like the,
02:22:39
the Asian like wrestlers that try to speak English
02:22:42
like they try to do, like whatever that,
02:22:47
you know, inflection the way that you like, the cadence,
02:22:50
like how you like, put certain emphasis on certain words and shit.
02:22:54
It's like completely fucked up in there.
02:22:56
And I feel this bad.
02:22:58
I don't have, but, you know, they're like, they would go,
02:23:02
I went to the store, you know, it's like weird.
02:23:04
They don't know how to like, accentuate.
02:23:06
So that's all I can say is bad.
02:23:09
That's all private or where women should talk about that.
02:23:13
But yeah. So yeah. Wouldn't you please.
02:23:16
That could help you out.
02:23:17
What is it?
02:23:18
What, you consider that to our side?
02:23:21
Do you think she should get deducted points for that?
02:23:27
No, I don't that
02:23:30
she's showing that that's those aren't her real teeth, so she's covering it up.
02:23:34
And if you would cover that up and maybe no one noticed, who knows.
02:23:37
Right. But we all. Yeah.
02:23:39
So it's like, no, you're like, you got these?
02:23:41
Yeah.
02:23:41
We can't pretend like we didn't see it.
02:23:44
Right.
02:23:45
So like, it does knock some points off her hotness scale, does it not?
02:23:50
Oh absolutely.
02:23:51
I mean, the main thing that knocks.
02:23:54
Oh, yeah.
02:23:55
Oh I'm sorry baby.
02:23:56
There.
02:24:00
Like you're not.
02:24:01
I'm like, the main thing that knocks her, hotness scale, in
02:24:04
my opinion, is going to be the, egg roll.
02:24:07
That's just me, though.
02:24:09
Yeah.
02:24:10
I'm not I'm not really into the, egg roll
02:24:14
for some reason.
02:24:14
No offense, I just don't. Fine. No, no.
02:24:18
None taken attractive.
02:24:19
Yeah.
02:24:20
It's got to be a real good mix of, like, something else and, egg roll.
02:24:25
And it could even be, like, black.
02:24:27
An egg roll or white and egg roll or Hispanic and and roll.
02:24:33
But it's got to be like a less amount of egg roll
02:24:36
and a more amount of, egg roll, you know what I mean?
02:24:41
So you like a, like, a good way. Oh.
02:24:46
Oh, boy.
02:24:47
Would love to be
02:24:51
like, man, that would.
02:24:53
Come on.
02:24:55
Yeah.
02:24:57
Oh, yeah.
02:24:57
On my gravy.
02:24:58
Because you just you just picked up and I didn't know you had a garage.
02:25:00
No, you can't.
02:25:03
Yeah.
02:25:03
Just, I mean, the farmer Gary's mic is enough.
02:25:07
I'm not.
02:25:07
I just need to know.
02:25:08
Another one over there and another one there.
02:25:11
Gary's amazing mic that picks up everything.
02:25:14
Yeah, except background noise.
02:25:17
Just talk.
02:25:21
All right, well, I do have to pee and get a beer.
02:25:23
Does anybody need a break or should we?
02:25:24
Should I play the next video or. Because I've got.
02:25:26
I guess we can play this.
02:25:27
Play the next one. I'll do.
02:25:28
I'll just talk. I'll just talk through it.
02:25:31
No, because I was gonna play music.
02:25:33
I'm gonna play some hot dog month.
02:25:36
Oh, fine.
02:25:36
Yeah, that's what I want.
02:25:38
I absolutely love
02:25:41
your verse, both of your verses in this
02:25:44
because it goes, my verse goes and then your verse goes,
02:25:48
what is it?
02:25:49
Okay.
02:25:49
It's my verse and then your verse and then the chorus
02:25:52
or no, my verse chorus, your verse chorus.
02:25:55
Your verse. Yeah.
02:25:56
And you're back to back like this shit's brilliant.
02:25:59
Is this fucking like, this is should this should win a whatever
02:26:02
the Emmy, Oscar, Grammy, Grammy should win a Grammy.
02:26:09
Okay,
02:26:11
I'm gonna go.
02:26:11
Here we go.
02:26:17
Right.
02:26:22
But hugging her
02:26:23
nipples turn tickles my balls when he walks onto me.
02:26:26
He small draws tall.
02:26:28
Easy catches me when I fall.
02:26:30
Play, go suck when you're all ride it up past them all.
02:26:33
I mean, no one's a cheap baseball.
02:26:35
I mean, come on, my playing baseball is hard at all. Easy.
02:26:38
You're the NASCAR where they sit down for hours.
02:26:40
I do that playing video games.
02:26:41
Remember Nintendo Power, Power Glove and Power Pad and is all we had.
02:26:45
That's when I fill my crotch with socks with my back.
02:26:48
That's when I learned girls don't like fags a lot.
02:26:50
Damn, I'm hot blooded.
02:26:51
Check my temperature rectally. That's weird.
02:26:54
Makes it bleed messily and infects me with hepatitis C like Pam Anderson's titties.
02:26:57
I wasn't not any lucky.
02:27:00
I can find pussy.
02:27:02
Don't ever do a C of Greeley.
02:27:05
And there's a broken in here.
02:27:07
No, this is jaws. Where? Like, where we from?
02:27:09
I go to school, wake up or go to urban.
02:27:12
I should never, ever, ever, ever, ever seen it.
02:27:14
I'm never, ever, ever, ever, ever seen it.
02:27:16
Never ever, ever ever, ever seen nigga, what did he say?
02:27:22
Hey, things went great until made it like the game went a straight through my day
02:27:26
five feet away.
02:27:27
Not much to say.
02:27:28
Just laughed a day.
02:27:28
No, not trying to say this to do more rhymes.
02:27:31
I threw that way like two more times a day.
02:27:33
I suffer inadvertent turning. Sergeant Pershing. Perverse word.
02:27:36
The furthest thing from encouraging.
02:27:37
I stand balanced, half incapable, half to look for the challenge signs on my mind.
02:27:41
It's my spine, it's. And timeless.
02:27:43
Not it's my bonnets.
02:27:44
And God is finest.
02:27:45
Highness, I show you I'm holding my choke on the frozen.
02:27:48
It's broken so I've chosen to blow it open.
02:27:50
I'm known for exposing.
02:27:51
It's hard to know what I'm showing in foaming mixing.
02:27:55
So moaning.
02:27:56
So how's that taste?
02:27:57
Cause it's morphine for your face.
02:28:00
Oh, dude, that was me much.
02:28:02
Never, never, never, ever, ever say oh, say the words.
02:28:08
I ain't gonna say it under no circumstance.
02:28:10
Don't you ever say it.
02:28:13
It's not bragging if you back it up.
02:28:15
I've got a coat rack and I can see this.
02:28:18
Now I'm cracking.
02:28:19
And that was this package. I don't have enough.
02:28:21
It's not bragging if you make it up.
02:28:23
I swore off some more stuff and add it up to snuff like baguettes.
02:28:26
I guess you must have my. But enough's enough.
02:28:29
Stand up ram guts and dumps lids. It's not bragging here.
02:28:32
Does not discuss black box and shade nuts.
02:28:34
And just what will save us. I wonder? I'm unsure.
02:28:37
Misadventure like cancer question the answer after disaster.
02:28:40
I'm damn sure my pants hurts.
02:28:42
Tiny dancer, you can't stop my hamster
02:28:44
from playing turds if it matters, you fat jerk.
02:28:46
I serve words inside shirt inserted vertically.
02:28:48
You still haven't heard a decline,
02:28:50
but a huge, giant waisted, still muffin pants for your face.
02:28:54
Never the same. Never ever, ever ever ever
02:28:58
never ever ever ever say never.
02:29:00
Come. And I wouldn't say no.
02:29:02
But if you paid me.
02:29:05
Never, never ever, ever, ever say like a cup.
02:29:08
If you do, you're a punk.
02:29:10
Never, never ever ever, ever say knock a cup.
02:29:13
Oh, if you paid me.
02:29:14
Never, never ever, ever, ever say.
02:29:16
Ain't like a cup.
02:29:18
If you do, you're a punk.
02:29:19
Never ever, ever, ever, ever say like a dog.
02:29:22
Who's me?
02:29:22
Unless it's in a sea of blood.
02:29:24
And there's a hot volcano that erupts.
02:29:26
And the whole world gets high.
02:29:28
Like when we rhyme or I go to school, wake up or go to sleep in rules.
02:29:31
When I play, I'm pools like I will paint. I need the tools.
02:29:33
I need my green controls. I need it to overflow my pockets.
02:29:36
Both. Pac lady, cock it back, inhale that weighted on a scale.
02:29:39
Don't scale back hit.
02:29:40
That's it all.
02:29:40
I got harder than I got go by, not mine.
02:29:43
Now do what you're told and I'll pack you a bowl.
02:29:45
The smoldering ashes a sign of our time, a metaphor.
02:29:48
I'll pack the whole world a bowl. We need it evermore.
02:29:51
The government's an evil force. If I smoke a blunt.
02:29:53
So I stay on my front porch.
02:29:55
Nigga, not because he's black licorice.
02:29:57
The term crackers used to describe a side of that, not a racist Doritos and fire
02:30:01
delivery bitch.
02:30:02
We never left.
02:30:03
But Hot Dog Buns is back on some bigger shit.
02:30:05
We're bigger than Jesus.
02:30:07
But that's mostly because look at my nigga Dick.
02:30:10
I speak it because it's thick.
02:30:12
I twist your nipples while I pinch it.
02:30:14
Mortal Kombat, finish him.
02:30:15
What you're gonna do.
02:30:17
What you gonna do, what you do.
02:30:22
Oh, what you gonna do?
02:30:24
What are you fucking thinking about?
02:30:26
Taking my own I got want.
02:30:28
Did you call the child the nigga one?
02:30:31
Hey. That's working.
02:30:31
That's where. Yeah, yeah.
02:30:34
I mean, you brilliant tastic.
02:30:37
I love the whole.
02:30:38
Oh, really was good muffin.
02:30:40
Transfer your face.
02:30:43
Yeah.
02:30:43
It's brilliant.
02:30:45
It's fucking brilliant, bro.
02:30:47
Yeah, I wrote that.
02:30:48
Are muffin pans for your muffin top movie out?
02:30:51
Yeah, yeah. Oh,
02:30:56
thank you for the role.
02:30:58
Look good.
02:30:58
I was just playing with this dog like an accessory.
02:31:01
He has no purpose.
02:31:02
He's just fucking playing with it like it's an accessory.
02:31:04
I don't want her in the room with all the smoke.
02:31:05
And she really just wants my beer and the oranges, and she ain't getting none.
02:31:08
And, her mum's in the other room.
02:31:11
They're ready for bed.
02:31:12
And this bitch should be sleeping by now, so don't fucking fucking parrot me
02:31:16
from fucking
02:31:17
an hour away, asshole.
02:31:20
Parrot my child from an hour away.
02:31:23
And where are your kids? A dog nowadays?
02:31:25
Whatever happened to have a dog?
02:31:26
You just look at 10:00.
02:31:28
No, no, I actually play with it and entertain it.
02:31:31
I was playing with it fucking until I'm really.
02:31:33
Or does it entertain you?
02:31:35
Does it play with you?
02:31:36
No, no, I literally entertain it. It sucks.
02:31:38
It takes too much.
02:31:39
I love the fucker, but she got what it was.
02:31:42
Energy sounds like she has a limitless energy,
02:31:45
which is what Aussies do.
02:31:46
But I knew that because I've had them all my life. So.
02:31:51
Never, ever, ever, ever, ever say, hold on a second.
02:31:54
We're trying to make America great again.
02:31:57
And you had a good Australian dog.
02:31:59
You couldn't even get an American fucking dog. You're the.
02:32:01
And you call me a piece of shit.
02:32:04
You got a problem with Australia?
02:32:06
This is their fucking part of our.
02:32:07
This is an Australian cattle dog.
02:32:11
Sorry, sweetie, but you, what is there?
02:32:14
Is it an American breed that's worth worthy of your attention?
02:32:19
Nope. Actually, most most dogs are.
02:32:21
Actually, I don't think there's a single domestic dog to North America,
02:32:24
so no.
02:32:28
What about the wolves?
02:32:29
They all came from overseas. No, bruh.
02:32:33
Just like the horse, bruh.
02:32:35
Horses have a bra that I've never seen.
02:32:38
Maybe a cow.
02:32:39
I don't have a brother.
02:32:39
Not a horse, bruh.
02:32:41
They got a saddle, bro.
02:32:44
Of course.
02:32:44
Ross called the man zero zero.
02:32:52
All right.
02:32:52
I can try and play another clip, but it's just going to cut out halfway through,
02:32:56
okay? Never, ever, ever.
02:32:58
I'm willing to deal with that.
02:33:01
I have no, I didn't play anything either, so just fucking.
02:33:04
I've got it, bro. I've got this.
02:33:07
Oh, that's the first time I've heard you say that.
02:33:08
Isn't that the first time you heard him say no?
02:33:11
The third time I yelled at you last time you started playing shit,
02:33:13
I was like, no, because I've already got this.
02:33:15
At this point, I don't know why you're trying to come in
02:33:17
in the fucking third quarter and pretend like you're fucking starting the game.
02:33:21
Yeah. I need a replacement player.
02:33:23
Yeah, sometimes you need a replacement player, and that's great when you know
02:33:26
that they're going to be there, you can't just come running
02:33:27
from the locker room and expect to join the game out of left
02:33:29
field when it's like, bro, where the fuck have you been?
02:33:32
No, talk about aliens. You're not playing at all. Then.
02:33:35
Tiger Woods car crash live updates.
02:33:37
Golfer released from prison appears to have returned home after a.
02:33:40
So this is the third time the son of a bitch has crashed a car or
02:33:46
Right.
02:33:47
So Tiger Woods number one, the, he, was being chased by his wife, Ellen,
02:33:52
with a golf club, and he crashed into some trees and a tree.
02:33:56
Yeah. Ellen. Ellen.
02:33:59
It's in their driveway.
02:34:01
And then,
02:34:05
and let's let's not call it a rollover.
02:34:08
It basically tipped over one quarter.
02:34:11
Yeah, but then he, like, passed out while he was driving and like,
02:34:13
rolled through that intersection and then crashed into some shit.
02:34:16
And then he couldn't okay. For a while after that.
02:34:18
And then now he has he's had this he said this situation
02:34:22
is this
02:34:23
the lie maybe shouldn't be allowed to drive.
02:34:27
Right.
02:34:28
This is a pretty serious situation to remember.
02:34:31
We played the couple of videos of Britney Spears driving
02:34:33
and then now she got pulled over driving drunk and and she got arrested
02:34:36
and it's like, you know, we've we've seen this.
02:34:40
We the writing was on the wall, you know, but somehow
02:34:42
we just allow these people to drive even though they have.
02:34:45
Yeah. The writing's
02:34:47
kind of like it does.
02:34:52
Never, ever, ever,
02:34:53
ever, ever say come right here.
02:34:57
Right. He says he's a terrorist.
02:35:01
Writing on the wall, writing on the wall.
02:35:04
Right? Right.
02:35:05
Yeah,
02:35:07
yeah, it is.
02:35:09
Yeah.
02:35:09
That car went in about 20 minutes ago.
02:35:11
Did they crash? Because
02:35:13
there's a bunch of fucking assholes flashing cameras all over the right?
02:35:16
Yeah. This is. I think this is him leaving the,
02:35:20
This is him leaving the prison.
02:35:21
Oh, throw.
02:35:22
Throw it, throw it.
02:35:23
So this is a boat somewhere cool? Sure.
02:35:25
The I'm sure the camera footage probably is not out there, but
02:35:30
of the actual, arrest.
02:35:32
How long did it take? Oh, that's right, there's 2 or 3. Right.
02:35:35
Okay. They're going to call them James.
02:35:36
I was going to call them James Vanderbeek, but it was actually, Justin Timberlake
02:35:39
starting to look like James Vanderbeek.
02:35:41
But but James, he is dead, isn't he?
02:35:43
But,
02:35:46
I, I don't know, honestly.
02:35:49
A bunch of people were ripping on Justin Bieber
02:35:51
because he was on the Epstein list, but they didn't realize he was a victim.
02:35:55
Yeah.
02:35:56
Oh, okay.
02:35:58
I mean, you still can't make fun of them crazy with that list.
02:36:01
You can still make fun of them, though. I'm.
02:36:04
Oh, yeah.
02:36:08
I can't believe I didn't make that list.
02:36:10
Who won your fantasy list? Everyone on it.
02:36:13
One one.
02:36:16
The guy who was interviewed
02:36:18
last week on this show.
02:36:22
Really?
02:36:23
Who said Black Sabbath was the greatest band of all time?
02:36:26
You guys could call in, but I never turned down the call and computer,
02:36:29
so that's not going to work, so don't bother calling in,
02:36:33
okay?
02:36:33
I'm not calling in an
02:36:36
oh, well, you could you could call in and leave a voicemail anytime.
02:36:39
Are you are you moving in?
02:36:43
Yeah.
02:36:44
Yeah, I'm living on that couch in advance.
02:36:46
All my I mean, going there.
02:36:48
Did you plan on, like, remedying
02:36:50
any situation that, needs to be remedied on that end?
02:36:55
That sounds so good.
02:36:56
I don't know where to start.
02:36:58
I actually my wife pulled out all this bedding and threw it on the couch.
02:37:02
Know exactly what I'm talking about.
02:37:05
She did not do that, did you? She does.
02:37:07
If you walk in the your shoes,
02:37:11
you'll you'll see the couch is all set for you.
02:37:14
You know, already I can see the writing on the wall.
02:37:16
It says fledge rants and I think it says, the lowest.
02:37:19
And I'm probably starting to pack up because I know what's happening.
02:37:23
Oh, I want to
02:37:24
watch, baked, baked goods.
02:37:28
Baking, baking, the baking clip.
02:37:31
I have two.
02:37:32
Interesting.
02:37:33
It's almost like, is it?
02:37:35
You have clips, you know what they are.
02:37:37
And you can, like segueing into those clips.
02:37:40
Yeah, you could sequitur into them. Yeah.
02:37:43
But we live in an age where they just say, oh, 1941 and they don't
02:37:46
actually get the script, and we can just say, oh, just
02:37:50
narrate. Narrator.
02:37:51
Yeah, that would be great.
02:37:52
Yeah. 31 why doesn't Gary have that list?
02:37:56
Why, when you're there or do you go up with this?
02:37:58
Oh, because it abilities.
02:37:59
Because it's so much a tiny little screen, right.
02:38:02
Yeah. That's. Yeah.
02:38:03
But it doesn't have that.
02:38:05
We have this is a no bake recipe.
02:38:07
Got some. And the the baking.
02:38:09
That's all he really does. The way he bakes
02:38:12
is an interesting twist.
02:38:16
Well,
02:38:17
I suggest that's all I can do.
02:38:19
Like, we're all adults here. Are you going to play the clip?
02:38:22
No. We're gonna go play the clip. Yep.
02:38:24
Why can't you play the clip? It's just a button.
02:38:26
All you gotta do is share your screen and play the clip.
02:38:28
So, yeah, we're going to play the clip, but,
02:38:30
we're going to play this one because this one's the next one in order.
02:38:33
Oh okay. Yeah I don't remember this.
02:38:35
We were never actually after I was ever gone in order before
02:38:39
this talking, speaking with the, video.
02:38:43
In fact,
02:38:43
the better ones are
02:38:44
usually the ones at the end, which was meant to be our spring break.
02:38:47
Break, break ended in near tragedy Saturday night.
02:38:49
Spring breakers.
02:38:50
I like that there's that break
02:38:54
and a Tesla Porter run.
02:38:55
So we did we did report on this one that happened
02:38:58
that passenger, a 22 year old male, was hospitalized.
02:39:01
So it's not breaking news. Injury.
02:39:03
No. The breaking news is that, they're officially
02:39:06
I spoke to neighbors who've seen the video.
02:39:08
Initially, I would have been like, whoa, what the heck is going on?
02:39:11
As opposed to being unofficially?
02:39:12
Did you see, especially here in Port Aransas?
02:39:14
We will see it like on the beach. Sure.
02:39:15
Because it's so then we go to the like heckle thing is unofficially not a lie.
02:39:20
Yeah.
02:39:22
This is, from.
02:39:24
But I mean, isn't this kind of slow motion because of the frame rate
02:39:28
is to eliminate some of the dumb folks before they get out into the real world
02:39:31
and hurt more people than just themselves.
02:39:33
So nobody anybody with a brain.
02:39:35
You never drive on New Year's at 2 a.m..
02:39:39
You never go to Florida for spring break.
02:39:40
Oh, so they're drive car.
02:39:45
They're driving.
02:39:45
No, they're on top of it. Twerking. They're driving.
02:39:47
It looks like they hit somebody else. Yeah.
02:39:49
And this motherfucker just hits his head on the hood.
02:39:52
But then what?
02:39:53
Like where you don't see where his head would go next, but the back end over end.
02:39:57
What's happening here?
02:40:02
The creek coming up
02:40:03
soon, and he is already out.
02:40:06
I think if he died, we shouldn't show it more than once.
02:40:09
Because, you know, somebody somebody is the
02:40:12
one of the 20 people might actually be, related to that person.
02:40:15
Okay.
02:40:19
All right.
02:40:20
Thank you. Go. You're going to.
02:40:22
You know what?
02:40:22
It was twerking on
02:40:23
top of a Jeep during spring break while trying to dress up like his wife.
02:40:27
Unfortunately, as tragic as it it is, they they call it their own death
02:40:31
Saturday night. They're the ones that did that.
02:40:33
Mad at me.
02:40:34
Be mad at them.
02:40:36
They did that.
02:40:37
Oh. Okay.
02:40:38
We're just that we have to be sick of Darwin right now.
02:40:42
We're just looking at the sake of, like, the Darwin Awards, where it's like.
02:40:45
Yeah, that's that's the other one. You're an idiot.
02:40:47
You want a Darwin Award on that one?
02:40:51
Yeah,
02:40:53
and I guess so.
02:40:54
Bacon gene for baking is a handful. Okay.
02:40:57
So we'll get there. Okay.
02:41:00
All right.
02:41:02
So we have I'm good with that.
02:41:06
This new story out of Grosse Pointe, Michigan.
02:41:09
This story local news story.
02:41:11
Our firm matters to Sam Bernstein.
02:41:13
His name and his father's name to you.
02:41:16
Because every day we put our and my father's name to.
02:41:20
That's how everybody's father was. Work.
02:41:23
Yeah.
02:41:23
It's the birthday of their lawyer, who's like a weirdo.
02:41:26
Another big story following tonight involving a parent who has been banned
02:41:29
from attending events at Grosse Pointe schools because of his opposition
02:41:33
to a middle school displaying a pride flag.
02:41:36
Fox News Charlie Langton is live to break down the legal issues surrounding this.
02:41:40
And you're the right guy for this one.
02:41:41
Well, what are those?
02:41:42
Well, I'll tell you, there's quite a few legal issues here.
02:41:44
Why is he the right guy? That.
02:41:47
Because he knows school day.
02:41:49
Oh. Didn't like that.
02:41:50
So he's from just played the the barrel.
02:41:53
Well, he went in there.
02:41:55
He recorded it.
02:41:56
He said the recording system looks good.
02:41:59
And the school district felt that his actions were intimidating
02:42:02
and banned him from school activities.
02:42:05
Now, let's see the guy that goes. I don't see any other.
02:42:07
Did you get your First Amendment rights were violated?
02:42:11
School district?
02:42:12
Did you not a single other flag in the room were violated.
02:42:16
So here's his lawyer.
02:42:17
It's pronounced facts. Video.
02:42:18
I just don't understand why we first walk into this classroom.
02:42:22
What do we see a boom.
02:42:24
What a bold statement.
02:42:26
Why is this a you don't have to say boom.
02:42:28
Is it a little more because it deals with, parents?
02:42:32
That was this your criticism of the boom or the criticism of him
02:42:34
criticizing the flag boom, like the booming boom?
02:42:39
And if I walk in the room and don't
02:42:41
look at that Joker poster I like, that's pretty menacing.
02:42:45
That's a bad example.
02:42:47
Does he have. Why?
02:42:48
So right to Ryan, do you think
02:42:52
do you think he has a right to complain?
02:42:55
No, he shouldn't have to complain.
02:42:56
They should just take it down.
02:42:58
But that's not a world we live in.
02:43:00
So what I would do is I would ask them to take it down,
02:43:03
and I would tell them to take it down, and then I would take it down.
02:43:08
What's your like if anyone that goes, oh you're
02:43:11
anti your homophobia, what would the what has nothing to do with
02:43:15
that has just been a single solitary flag that isn't the United States
02:43:18
and Michigan or whatever district they live in or school.
02:43:22
I mean, I guess like I had a I had a Lutheran flag in my school.
02:43:28
Because, you know,
02:43:29
I mean, other than that it was Michigan and the United States, but we didn't
02:43:32
if everybody would want their own representation of their marginalized
02:43:36
group, group men, women, gays, blacks,
02:43:40
whites, purples, Muppets, it and,
02:43:44
where do we draw the line?
02:43:45
And that's just littered muddy waters and flags.
02:43:48
You just can't do that.
02:43:50
Yeah, and I don't want to muddy the waters.
02:44:00
Oh, no.
02:44:03
Good.
02:44:05
Look, this guy doesn't like right to speak out.
02:44:09
We already know that this is a gay transgender flag.
02:44:12
Do you think he got.
02:44:13
Yeah.
02:44:13
My main my main argument is, is unfortunately,
02:44:17
when you are discussing
02:44:20
gay trans,
02:44:24
it's not just like you got a love those two things together.
02:44:27
It's not a biological thing at that point.
02:44:30
It becomes just a sexual thing at that point.
02:44:34
So we automatically are then talking about sex.
02:44:37
Now I'm just saying we're automatically talking about sex.
02:44:39
Yeah.
02:44:40
So when you are putting a flag in the classroom, that is a flag like
02:44:44
you are talking about sex, like on the forefront of all of it,
02:44:49
there is no like straight or flag
02:44:52
and we don't hang a flag in there or like it going a in this fuck.
02:44:56
Women make like you just you just don't talk about it
02:45:00
in the classroom unless you're in sex ed or some shit like that.
02:45:03
So like they're saying, like you're suggesting such a ridiculous thing
02:45:06
that you won't even want to teach her to talk about her heterosexual escapades
02:45:11
if they're not talking about it, they're they're bantering it.
02:45:16
Well, what is there a heterosexual flag?
02:45:18
I don't know, it's called
02:45:21
the American flag is LGBTQ.
02:45:24
So, yeah, lesbian op h I don't know h for heterosexual.
02:45:28
Yeah, yeah, I had a big H on this motherfucker you call the white stripe
02:45:32
right?
02:45:34
I see a big black V in the middle and a blue stripe.
02:45:37
Blue stripe?
02:45:38
No blue in the middle.
02:45:39
Then different one, though.
02:45:40
Leo, the Leo stripe. We'll just add everything in one.
02:45:43
I just want what I must.
02:45:45
I'm a white, white, straight man, and I have no representation on that flag,
02:45:50
and neither does that other guy. Maybe that's why he's angry.
02:45:53
I think maybe.
02:45:53
Yeah, you're right.
02:45:54
It just the American flag it says literally is like an all inclusive flag.
02:45:58
But there's if you include everybody
02:46:00
but one group on a flag, then that's kind of excluding.
02:46:04
Isn't that like, like,
02:46:06
what's the word? It is weird.
02:46:07
Yeah.
02:46:07
Because initially it was just it was just the rainbow.
02:46:11
And then they added these views and then they added multiple views
02:46:14
at different colors, meaning different things.
02:46:15
They had to do this.
02:46:18
Oh yeah.
02:46:19
The white is that, is that our white V in the top there.
02:46:21
I thought that was just the wall behind I don't know I don't know I just
02:46:24
I don't care who you fuck or what you fuck.
02:46:26
Just let's not talk about that.
02:46:28
Don't do so.
02:46:29
So you just kind of really disrespected my wife.
02:46:32
Why don't you care about her at all?
02:46:35
Because I'm not fucking her.
02:46:38
All right, let's go. Sculpture.
02:46:39
Yeah, yeah.
02:46:40
Why did that get weird? You. What? Do you want me to fuck her?
02:46:43
No, no, I, I mean, I don't, but a human being because
02:46:47
there could be other ways of just defining her as a series of holes,
02:46:52
Yeah.
02:46:53
Are you sure?
02:46:54
I think I, goddammit.
02:46:57
Yeah. She's got.
02:46:58
No, I think that was the whole point.
02:46:59
Is this is a sex flag.
02:47:01
Coward. Up! Loser.
02:47:03
Loser power.
02:47:04
He's a coward who wants to be
02:47:08
the preferred loser.
02:47:12
I think that's on there.
02:47:13
That's represented on this one, the yellow stripe.
02:47:15
And we know the community represents the LGBTQ.
02:47:19
And whatever the letters, they're LGBTQ, our lawsuit.
02:47:22
We know the whole BLT is a gay and transgender flag.
02:47:26
I'd rather be the BLT to represent like lettuce and tomato
02:47:30
and whatever I like that I do.
02:47:33
But so what kind of an asshole parent that lives in the city
02:47:36
of that his school district is in sues him?
02:47:38
You just sued your property tax. You fucking idiot.
02:47:41
Yeah.
02:47:42
No, he he sued for your property tax.
02:47:44
He's got. No, he didn't pay. He's.
02:47:47
Oh, right. Oh.
02:47:48
But still his property taxes go plenty, you know.
02:47:50
Yeah. Yeah.
02:47:51
He's suing himself. That's my point.
02:47:53
He's still got a windfall.
02:47:54
We're going to if you see yourself until you pay it off,
02:47:58
you're worth more than you were.
02:48:02
What a pride fact
02:48:04
comes down to Charlie is this school didn't like what he had to say.
02:48:08
He won't continue to let these groomer teachers push their distorted worldview
02:48:12
upon your child. Now he just made a huge assumption.
02:48:14
Just because you're LGBTQ doesn't mean you're grooming children.
02:48:19
They're not like exactly what I said though.
02:48:21
You're not. You're not.
02:48:22
There's no push for when you're displaying this.
02:48:26
This is strictly a sexual thing.
02:48:32
Right. Yes.
02:48:33
Does gender.
02:48:36
I would say that you're not you're not necessarily putting two dicks
02:48:39
touching or two vaginas touching like the equivalent would not be putting a flag
02:48:44
with a dick going in a vagina.
02:48:46
That's not what I'm saying.
02:48:48
But if you could symbolize that without putting a dick going in a vagina
02:48:51
and putting that on a flag, like that's essentially what you're doing,
02:48:54
you know what it should be just like, be a big,
02:48:56
giant hot dog up with a hot dog in the middle of,
02:49:01
I just see this flag and I go, oh, my bun.
02:49:04
In the you're either a binary box, you either scissor two hot dogs
02:49:08
or you, you, you ass fuck, or you use just two boxes.
02:49:11
It's like there's a strap on or you, you, you both blow each other,
02:49:16
or you fuck each other in the asshole, like that's what that means.
02:49:19
I don't like the way you said you you.
02:49:22
Because that's all that signifies.
02:49:23
There's no very direct.
02:49:26
There's nothing else.
02:49:28
That's what straight is.
02:49:28
But we don't have, like a flag we don't like.
02:49:31
We don't parade it like it just is what it is.
02:49:33
We don't have to, like, hang it in a on a wall, you know,
02:49:38
sometimes I have to hang it on the wall.
02:49:40
It drags into the water.
02:49:42
Have you ever had to hang your straightness on a wall?
02:49:45
I've had to hang it over the side of the bull in a classroom.
02:49:48
Tell pussy, just so you guys know,
02:49:52
it's not like Will Smith.
02:49:54
Hey, kid. Pretty good.
02:49:55
So, you know, yeah, I had, like, pretty girls.
02:49:59
Yeah, sure you do.
02:50:00
But that's, it's not a gross point, right?
02:50:03
Yeah.
02:50:05
Oh, Lord.
02:50:07
Who brought the Kimmel clip?
02:50:08
Jesus Christ.
02:50:11
Hey, thanks for the follow.
02:50:12
Tiffany. 6967.
02:50:14
Oh, we made it to 100. I gotta say,
02:50:18
there was a follow.
02:50:19
We have a new follow that's officially 101.
02:50:21
No, I still see 99.
02:50:24
Somebody like follow
02:50:26
subscribe chat to talk to you had face earlier. Fuck
02:50:30
face like a drunken face.
02:50:33
The red wrestler face.
02:50:34
Oh Crimson mask yes.
02:50:37
Doesn't make any sense now time has gone.
02:50:41
Good job.
02:50:42
Why aren't there more links?
02:50:43
Link man.
02:50:46
So what's your point?
02:50:49
I'm trying to find one and I can't find it.
02:50:52
Who the fuck starts a conversation with that?
02:50:54
Words. What say you? Goddamn it?
02:50:56
What's the big giant fucking
02:51:00
shut up! You're ruining it.
02:51:02
Let's say
02:51:04
it literally. Say.
02:51:05
Let's say you are talking.
02:51:07
Talking.
02:51:08
Oh, literally.
02:51:10
You okay, I found it.
02:51:12
I'm talking over it.
02:51:13
You shut up.
02:51:14
Before he was elected to the Senate, Mark Mullin was.
02:51:18
You make that full street fighter and a plumber.
02:51:21
That's right.
02:51:21
We have a plumber.
02:51:23
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. This video.
02:51:25
Let me tell you something about Mark Wayne Mullen.
02:51:28
When he was 20 years old, his dad got really sick.
02:51:30
So he dropped out of college to go run his dad's Hvac company.
02:51:33
He took it from a six man operation to a Hvac that's,
02:51:37
hundred and 50 employees, heavy vodka, Kevin Mullen plumbing.
02:51:41
And, oh, whom is largest plumbing service company
02:51:44
within two years or 108 different companies.
02:51:47
He was 35 oh when he did all of that while becoming a professional.
02:51:50
And oh, and why are you bringing oh and improvement radio program
02:51:54
and raising six children, three of whom are adopted
02:51:57
and also becoming a congressman and later Senate?
02:51:59
So they're not really.
02:52:00
Joe, on the other hand,
02:52:01
as a half rate comedian on the heart and funny in over a decade, just kidding.
02:52:04
All almost adopted people like Hindenburg and who apparently
02:52:07
has extreme contempt for the American blue collar worker.
02:52:11
We don't need less Americans from ordinary backgrounds in our government.
02:52:15
We need more and only an elitist.
02:52:17
That's why I put that.
02:52:18
That's why they are incapable of even.
02:52:22
It is interesting.
02:52:23
Guys like so Jimmy Kimmel was just a fucking was a radio shock jock.
02:52:27
I find it really odd because his fucking right hand
02:52:30
man was a former plumber and handyman.
02:52:34
Adam Carolla like you like, is that a shit? Right?
02:52:37
Like I say, I haven't looked it up at all like, anything about that shit, man.
02:52:43
It's like, what are you talking about, dude?
02:52:46
Just because you start somewhere
02:52:48
doesn't mean like, you don't think Adam Carolla is successful.
02:52:51
Like what? Like he.
02:52:52
I would vote for Adam Corolla for president.
02:52:54
I'm just saying, like he. You both came up together.
02:52:56
You both did the same thing.
02:52:58
I vote for Toyota Corolla for president.
02:53:00
Just the guy you're supposed to vote for.
02:53:02
I forgot his name already.
02:53:04
Not the kid's name.
02:53:05
The guy that we're supposed to vote for, I don't know, there's somebody
02:53:09
you guys vote?
02:53:11
Yeah. Don't you think it.
02:53:13
Yeah.
02:53:13
That's cute that you think you're actually voting for something.
02:53:17
Well, because they narrowed down the selections to
02:53:20
this or that, that they want both candidates.
02:53:22
There really isn't much choice.
02:53:23
It's all influence. And the money always wins.
02:53:25
But I literally go to the polls literally overuse literally.
02:53:31
And I will write in none of the above, and then I'll pull the lever
02:53:34
figuratively, because there is no literal lever.
02:53:38
What do you have to do to line up the flag?
02:53:39
Do something till the flag shows up.
02:53:41
That's my polling place
02:53:43
to the flag.
02:53:44
Shows up,
02:53:46
but I'm not going to go there and accidentally vote for Hitler.
02:53:49
Just recognition for the Italians that I have
02:53:54
not any more of the,
02:53:57
But I'm worried that if I don't go vote,
02:53:58
somebody is going to vote in my name for my ballot.
02:54:01
So then I'm not only am I not contributing, I'm
02:54:04
actually being a negative detriment to the voting system.
02:54:06
So I better go pull the lever and say, I don't appreciate any of these choices.
02:54:11
How many people are in the United States?
02:54:12
300 million.
02:54:14
Those are the two for the election
02:54:16
douchebag that you selected the items like, shit, what is that?
02:54:20
South Park?
02:54:23
I've never once selected it
02:54:24
a thing the last 2 or 3 years.
02:54:27
Why won't Democratic side one of the sides didn't even follow the rules to pick
02:54:31
and they did.
02:54:31
There was no primary. They switched Biden for Kamala.
02:54:34
And that's crazy. But we're not going to talk politics.
02:54:38
No. Why you cock blocking my video.
02:54:41
It says I'm sharing, but it's not there.
02:54:44
Sure are you asshole.
02:54:47
That's kind of an asshole.
02:54:48
That's kind of off the wedding.
02:54:51
What you're saying not going out
02:54:52
was not in the car.
02:54:56
Superfluous, but I thought, well, I got
02:55:00
let go.
02:55:01
Excuse me, sir. Oh, yeah. The map.
02:55:04
I'll tell you what.
02:55:04
If it was hot dog,
02:55:05
I want to buy eight hot dogs and eight hot dog buns to go with them.
02:55:10
But no one sells eight hot dog buns.
02:55:12
They only sell 12 hot dog buns.
02:55:14
So I end up paying for four buns I don't need.
02:55:17
So I am removing the superfluous buns.
02:55:20
I'm sorry, sir, but you're going to have to pay for all 12 buns.
02:55:23
They're not marked individually.
02:55:25
Yeah, you want to know why?
02:55:28
Because some big shot over at the Wiener Company got together with some big shot
02:55:33
over at the bun company and decided to rip off the American public
02:55:37
because they think the American public is a bunch of trusting nitwits
02:55:41
who pay for any need rather than make us think, well,
02:55:44
they're not
02:55:44
ripping off this nitwit anymore because I'm not paying for one more thing.
02:55:48
I don't need George Banks.
02:55:50
It's saying no. Who's George Banks?
02:55:56
All right.
02:55:59
Why don't we just calm down now, sir?
02:56:02
I'll tell you why we don't calm down.
02:56:04
Because you're not excited.
02:56:05
It takes two people for a week to calm down.
02:56:08
Doesn't it?
02:56:09
That. I don't know, sir.
02:56:11
I'm just the assistant manager of a supermarket.
02:56:14
But I'll tell you this.
02:56:15
If you don't pipe down and pay for those buns, I'm going to call the police.
02:56:21
Oh, right.
02:56:23
Yeah. Yeah, right. That's right.
02:56:26
Right, right. Okay.
02:56:28
Hey. Come here, come here, come here.
02:56:32
I can't go,
02:56:34
and I think I see a lot of drones in the air,
02:56:38
and they're doing the national anthem.
02:56:40
Something's happening, and I feel.
02:56:49
Oh, yeah.
02:56:51
Oh my gosh, guys!
02:56:53
Whew!
02:56:54
They exploded.
02:57:00
It's pretty cool.
02:57:00
It's supposed to feel like home.
02:57:02
Thank you. In that flash. Yeah.
02:57:06
Good.
02:57:06
We got a but yeah.
02:57:08
So I to
02:57:12
oh I
02:57:15
if you give me
02:57:18
if I want to know how they got the smoke.
02:57:21
Oh go.
02:57:24
0000 my God.
02:57:28
Stop that.
02:57:28
They shot.
02:57:29
Oh no it's dumb as above so below.
02:57:36
What?
02:57:36
No. Awesome.
02:57:39
Thank you Netflix.
02:57:44
And you're just right there.
02:57:47
Yeah. He's very.
02:57:48
Can you just.
02:57:48
I'm going to get him on my show. He'll be over here.
02:57:50
Okay. Ticket.
02:57:53
You're going to hit the button?
02:57:54
No, we got one more.
02:57:57
No. We all more helicopter
02:57:59
helicoptered helicopters.
02:58:04
Oh. Black service.
02:58:09
Yeah. This is an oldie.
02:58:10
This happened at the at the last year. Oh,
02:58:14
you're off.
02:58:16
This is by far the best coverage of the helicopter that I have ever had
02:58:21
for. Oh, by far one of us.
02:58:25
Oh my God.
02:58:26
Oh, that's a bug. It's the same guy. Helicopter crash. You cannot.
02:58:28
Yes, it's the same voice.
02:58:31
Now we go to the close up.
02:58:32
Just look at that.
02:58:33
They're all
02:58:36
helicopter accidents.
02:58:37
I think with that back rotor hit the water.
02:58:41
He gets hit.
02:58:43
Helicopter crash.
02:58:44
What about the side of the
02:58:47
wheel?
02:58:47
Watch it tomorrow.
02:58:50
What?
02:58:50
We have it in slow motion. Two.
02:58:54
This was to start going up like right now.
02:58:56
Back up.
02:58:57
You just got it dipped.
02:58:58
I think it was the tail. Yeah.
02:59:00
Tail strike
02:59:03
disintegrates.
02:59:06
Oh no I didn't slow down.
02:59:07
It doesn't.
02:59:07
It's gone.
02:59:08
I was on the road so I can't even steer.
02:59:11
It's very important. Right.
02:59:14
The important thing is why we're showing this video is because everyone's like, if
02:59:17
you go to.
02:59:21
One of the big pharma companies.
02:59:26
They all survived.
02:59:28
And the
02:59:30
and the it's the Brady and Joshua Brady and George
02:59:35
Geary as above and so below because he's so close Brady.
02:59:40
And for sure we're doing it our way.
02:59:44
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady
02:59:48
and it's Brady and Drury.
02:59:51
It's their show.
02:59:52
No Brady draw.
02:59:54
What are we looking at.
02:59:56
Remember what we're looking at.
02:59:57
We looking at shit.
02:59:59
What was I looking at.
03:00:01
You know. And.
03:00:04
Here's some wrestling.
03:00:06
Oh for some real. Oh.
03:00:11
Yeah I got this.
03:00:14
Oh, oh that got me,
03:00:19
that got me.
03:00:19
Oh, it was so close.
03:00:21
Oh my God. It kicks out of the pedigree.
03:00:24
Oh no.
03:00:25
Dude goes behind toe in the gut.
03:00:28
Oh. Golfer oh my God, the golfer. Oh.
03:00:34
Yeah.
03:00:34
What up
03:00:36
this dude.
03:00:38
Oh, that got me.
03:00:41
That got me.
03:00:42
Oh it was so close. Oh my god.
03:00:44
Oh of the pedigree.
03:00:46
No one does for anyone who behind.
03:00:49
It's in the gutter where this is.
03:00:50
You don't mind the commercial here.
03:00:52
You've got the all new season like this.
03:00:54
You know, we're gonna support the hundreds of your people here.
03:00:57
And you know, so anyone who does not know what the pedigree is, a double underhook.
03:01:01
You know, someone supposed to be giving guys the pedigree.
03:01:04
The pedigree honors template rams
03:01:07
the kisser of Matt Hardy and yes.
03:01:11
Sorry, Bob.
03:01:12
So after a while he stopped hugging me.
03:01:14
The neck is not the legs because
03:01:17
the only funny you can't a make the ball.
03:01:20
So he took a completely different even with all the.
03:01:26
Pedigree.
03:01:27
Yeah.
03:01:28
And if that happens to Henry Patrick
03:01:32
is good.
03:01:33
No it's not.
03:01:34
And you know the hardest this when we shot it down the can't watch this.
03:01:38
Look at it. Here we go.
03:01:40
And down back and happening and people might come.
03:01:44
They don't get it.
03:01:46
So you're saying this makes wrestling real?
03:01:48
Well, no, it's just dumb for the obviously
03:01:53
those of you there versus somebody who is actually there.
03:01:56
But that is what the pedigree is supposed to
03:01:59
look like.
03:02:01
And had Gary stuck around for another like three minutes.
03:02:05
We're out is back. I'll be right back.
03:02:07
I have to go find a new jabber gear baking.
03:02:12
Give me me know
03:02:15
that be gay baking cheesecake but me no like baking.
03:02:19
So we going to bake instead of the cake. Don't fuck it up.
03:02:22
Oh this guy he's done crackers.
03:02:25
And you're just going to crack those crumble some more animal crackers.
03:02:29
A stick of butter, which is four ounces.
03:02:30
Melt the butter and pour it in six tablespoons of and a pinch of salt.
03:02:35
I doubled the gram. Lower that in double the butter.
03:02:37
Put it enough in there until the sugar and salt that are already in those animal.
03:02:41
Grab one of these pie dishes.
03:02:42
This is the base for your cheesecake.
03:02:44
Hello my lovely viewers. Oh my god, that would fucking suck.
03:02:47
Press down really fucking hard and evenly until it looks like they
03:02:51
put this in the fridge and make your fucking filling.
03:02:55
Put this in the fridge and make your filling
03:02:57
two eight ounces of sausage,
03:02:59
cheese and two teaspoons of vanilla extract off a couple.
03:03:02
Yeah, he looks like a he works with a metal whisk or can't get audio
03:03:06
on my phone.
03:03:06
Don't do it like this just to the side in a separate voice.
03:03:10
I don't want to make whipped cream, so equal parts whipped cream.
03:03:13
Bakers would now tell you to gently fold and aggressively whisk.
03:03:17
And I've got the same result.
03:03:18
So a few drops of lemon juice and you're just going to pour this shit into it.
03:03:21
Just even it man.
03:03:23
Like this pint of strawberry quarter them.
03:03:25
Put them into a pan, five tablespoons of sugar, half a cup of water.
03:03:28
You want your strawberries to look like this
03:03:30
quarter of a lemon juice, a quarter of a lemon juice, whatever.
03:03:34
Put this on a plate.
03:03:35
Let it cool down, but not too cold because you don't want it too hard enough.
03:03:38
Oh, no. Pour this all over your cheesecake.
03:03:41
This has to go in the dark.
03:03:43
This has to go in the fridge for a day.
03:03:45
It's tomorrow and I obviously eat some.
03:03:51
For some
03:03:52
you can, you can, you can hear me, right?
03:03:55
Yeah. Yeah, I just,
03:03:57
this content isn't available right now.
03:04:00
Oh, sure. Copy that.
03:04:02
No, it's because of those.
03:04:04
The wrestling shit.
03:04:05
That's all right.
03:04:05
We've got the second angle.
03:04:08
Turn the fucking sign off on me.
03:04:09
That's kind of cheesy,
03:04:11
really.
03:04:12
Hey, he didn't give me any fucking black person.
03:04:15
Come. Did you just walk out? And that was it.
03:04:17
He leaves the glass there and lets it ferment.
03:04:20
Bugs get it, get in and shit.
03:04:22
I think it just feels itself back up.
03:04:24
It's a magic glass.
03:04:25
All right.
03:04:27
So, wrestling Israel
03:04:29
and, there was a stabbing at, I think ML w I forget what it was, but,
03:04:34
some crazed fan, for some reason, tried to stab a wrestler,
03:04:37
but it almost seems like the
03:04:40
the guy who
03:04:41
does the stabbing is this guy right here.
03:04:45
And they're they're already attacking him at this point, but they say that
03:04:48
he when he gets the guy to the ground,
03:04:50
that he starts stabbing him when he gets into the ground here.
03:04:54
So I don't know if this is when he starts stabbing him or if he already
03:04:57
stabbed him before this, but sorry, I can't.
03:05:00
This is, I think, green.
03:05:02
I think this is after the event,
03:05:05
if I'm not mistaken. This might be before.
03:05:07
It might be a signing or a meet and greet or some type of just.
03:05:10
It's probably a post event, but, yeah, that guy tries
03:05:15
the guy with the mask on and the guy necessary to be in his.
03:05:18
And like, obviously if you're in a, if you're in a world of wrestlers
03:05:21
in the crowd to would be,
03:05:25
stabbing them just to be
03:05:26
real and that h they know this is 100% real.
03:05:29
This is 100 because they are.
03:05:32
Yeah, they're like, they could get murder
03:05:35
if these people go. Out.
03:05:40
But that guy was trying to murder at that point.
03:05:41
So I don't know what you know.
03:05:42
I mean, like, but at a certain point, he's no no longer
03:05:47
a threat of murder, you know?
03:05:52
Yeah, yeah,
03:05:54
I would be shit out of here.
03:05:58
And there's like, kind of like a kind of like, let's get out of here.
03:06:02
Like, you know, like he was thrown out of here.
03:06:06
You guys walk away.
03:06:07
Other than that, the.
03:06:11
Man, I don't know what guys,
03:06:14
look around and find out
03:06:17
what. I.
03:06:22
Think.
03:06:23
Oh, piece of
03:06:26
art. Piece of garbage.
03:06:28
Oh, I forget with the RV.
03:06:30
Yeah. He's done.
03:06:32
Oh my God. Oh.
03:06:36
That doesn't make it good.
03:06:37
That's the guy that.
03:06:40
He could just kind of try to get stabbed.
03:06:42
I try this or anything. I.
03:06:46
Basically, for this
03:06:49
is you can't take it seriously as a mask.
03:06:51
All right.
03:06:51
Like you
03:06:55
see the one who got stabbed,
03:06:58
he's the one who did a lot of punching.
03:06:59
He walks to. The.
03:07:10
Other
03:07:12
half.
03:07:16
With the shit out of that guy,
03:07:20
I can see way better here.
03:07:22
It's amazing.
03:07:24
Look, now, it's like Gary's not here.
03:07:26
He. Yeah, but it's like you're here eating on fucking camera.
03:07:30
Sorry.
03:07:31
It was my vitamin.
03:07:31
I'm not really eating.
03:07:38
Oh, my God, we got a dumb thing from Gary.
03:07:42
Oh, thank God, it's only a minute. 20.
03:07:44
But it's going to be a minute 20 of horseshit.
03:07:47
Bear with that.
03:07:48
We should support each other's videos because a lot of.
03:07:51
No, no, no, if we start pulling at that thread
03:07:53
and don't show horseshit, then I got nothing.
03:07:55
Oh, oh, yeah. This is.
03:07:56
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:07:58
It's not some kind of testicle mishap.
03:07:59
It just means that the ball is out of reach.
03:08:02
Hey, I put this one up.
03:08:03
This is where it's real pretty like
03:08:06
you grow up.
03:08:06
I mean, it's great. No. Hilarious. Two common.
03:08:09
Thank you, I play footsie.
03:08:10
Funny thing is, is I didn't even hear it.
03:08:12
I went to the link and I just posted it because, for instance, who did I need?
03:08:15
I didn't even hear that. Is the flanker.
03:08:18
I read it obviously, because you can see the props and that little guy over there.
03:08:23
Oh, we were supposed to play this right before the, with the gays in the hookah.
03:08:29
I think I just just my shorts.
03:08:31
You know so much about this.
03:08:33
So do you have a boyfriend? Sexy.
03:08:35
Oh, when you said just my shorts, it sounded like a lot of the hot dog songs.
03:08:40
I actually, I think. Yes, yes, I do. I do have one.
03:08:43
Oh, and where is this boyfriend today?
03:08:44
Just a little.
03:08:45
Yeah. You got this short.
03:08:47
Why are you talking over?
03:08:48
Please, let's see this stupid.
03:08:50
It's a talk show going on in the Irish Spring.
03:08:53
No, no, no, we just came together.
03:08:56
Oh, balls out, balls out, balls out.
03:08:58
All right, there we go.
03:08:59
Count balls out.
03:09:01
Oh, gosh. 000!
03:09:05
Is he okay?
03:09:06
Right. Oh.
03:09:12
What are they saying?
03:09:13
They're shouting balls out.
03:09:16
Oh, yeah. No, I got it.
03:09:19
You don't, you know, you never you never had your balls out.
03:09:22
No I haven't, I've heard the saying balls up machine.
03:09:27
It's okay.
03:09:28
So this was out. But hold on. You don't say.
03:09:30
But right after that, that changes the meaning.
03:09:32
That's like, fist bump, fist me fist my bump.
03:09:37
See? That's different.
03:09:39
No, I could get my movie review.
03:09:42
It's all similarly gay to me.
03:09:44
It's all on the low ranking Mary everybody.
03:09:48
Same project.
03:09:48
Hail Mary is like the greatest movie that's ever lived.
03:09:51
Apparently. Never heard of it.
03:09:54
Never heard of it.
03:09:55
Nothing.
03:09:57
Who? Ryan gosling.
03:09:59
Yeah, sure. It was under the name. I just.
03:10:01
I couldn't pick him up in the lineup.
03:10:03
Favors.
03:10:04
Barbie. Ken. Yeah.
03:10:05
You couldn't pick him out in the lineup?
03:10:09
100%.
03:10:10
You gave me a lineup of white male Hollywood dudes.
03:10:13
Couldn't couldn't figure out why they all got to be white.
03:10:17
What about I know he's white, says.
03:10:19
I know he's white.
03:10:20
His name is Ryan Gosling. He's definitely not black.
03:10:23
He's having a Mexican seven, not Asian,
03:10:26
seven, not any kind of gosling.
03:10:28
The ugly black gosling.
03:10:30
Well, whatever. We got this.
03:10:31
So this was the roll the clip.
03:10:33
Brady I didn't notice it this because
03:10:35
can we get roll the clip Brady is clip number one.
03:10:37
Like how do you reorder them. Can I reorder them.
03:10:39
Can anyone reorder them.
03:10:40
Yeah yeah yeah he's dragging it.
03:10:44
He's like what is going on?
03:10:47
Caesar. Yeah.
03:10:48
The drag couple that I want to make sure I get to work.
03:10:51
Of course, you guys have to show them
03:10:54
you saw.
03:10:58
Yeah, that was the first.
03:11:01
I don't think I've. Had.
03:11:08
To have what?
03:11:09
We only have.
03:11:10
We only have four to go.
03:11:15
This sort of tight Thailand.
03:11:16
Fucking perfect. And I forgot to hit Gary with this.
03:11:18
See this?
03:11:18
What sucks about you having the links?
03:11:22
Because then I don't pull them up prior to the show.
03:11:25
And so I'm not reminded about certain aspects.
03:11:28
I have to go.
03:11:29
Oh, yeah, I remember this little thing I put in here.
03:11:32
Nothing.
03:11:33
Is that well, what would have happened if you didn't?
03:11:34
Yeah, no, I guess nothing stopping me from just just going back over them.
03:11:37
Why did you give me balloons?
03:11:40
I didn't, so somebody gave you.
03:11:43
No, I did not touch you guys.
03:11:44
I don't know how to give balloons.
03:11:46
The fuck do you get? Balloons.
03:11:47
So many balloons. Me? That's.
03:11:49
That's incredible. You did it. Can you balloon?
03:11:53
My balloon.
03:11:55
All right, so this.
03:11:56
I want to save this for Gary.
03:11:57
My life.
03:11:58
Joe pie for the biggest win of your career.
03:12:01
Tell me how you are feeling right now.
03:12:03
You got to be walking on cloud nine.
03:12:04
Got a Hitler mustache, right?
03:12:06
It's weird.
03:12:06
DC, it's like, I can see this moment happening.
03:12:10
I almost took my own life, like, couple
03:12:12
weeks ago, and I found God.
03:12:15
And I hope it's all going to keep it together.
03:12:18
Well, wait.
03:12:19
He almost found God's way down here.
03:12:22
You insane baby. Let's go.
03:12:24
God restored me, dude.
03:12:29
Couple weeks ago
03:12:30
and I found God.
03:12:36
Yeah.
03:12:38
What do you do?
03:12:38
Just won the middleweight division.
03:12:43
Title.
03:12:44
And I hate crime.
03:12:46
Oh, you think they're connected somehow?
03:12:48
No, I don't know.
03:12:48
This is weird, though, that you like.
03:12:50
These people have these.
03:12:51
There are people that have go profound moments that either, I guess, inspire them.
03:12:59
All right, I'll argue.
03:13:00
And he's all like, God, who are you to argue? Look.
03:13:02
Oh, look how believable he is.
03:13:04
Like what he achieved with it.
03:13:05
How are you to where?
03:13:10
Stupid monkey people.
03:13:12
Listen, the thing is, is when you have a significant moment,
03:13:15
combined is going to try to connect it to something that's unimaginable.
03:13:18
So you make up this whole lollipop fairytale unicorn thing
03:13:21
about some magical man in the sky with a big, long beard
03:13:24
that somehow granted you this wish you could somehow, suddenly I'm.
03:13:27
I'm fine.
03:13:28
Totally discounting all the training and work and try a little bit of luck,
03:13:31
which really doesn't have a definition.
03:13:34
No, they don't let trainees fly anymore.
03:13:36
That's that's been outlawed since Trump
03:13:39
boopity boo boop boo.
03:13:40
As above, so below.
03:13:43
Oh my lord,
03:13:45
what a fuck starts a conversation like that.
03:13:50
Are you gonna sleep on the couch right?
03:13:53
No, dude, I'm out of here.
03:13:54
I'm already almost packed up there.
03:13:56
You know, I just got to make sure. Oh, sorry.
03:13:58
I gotta share this.
03:13:58
Go find my raccoon friend.
03:14:02
So you probably couldn't hear me in the graveyard segment then, right?
03:14:04
I had no audio.
03:14:05
No, that's what I kept trying to tell you,
03:14:07
because it would have made it more interesting for you to actually hear
03:14:10
what you're shooting. Yeah.
03:14:13
Bradshaw, I couldn't, your breath in here.
03:14:15
You either. So you need.
03:14:17
That's not beer. You're not working with my.
03:14:19
Hold on. No, no. They were. What did you just say?
03:14:21
Let's make some beer. Bread, Charlie.
03:14:23
Beer. Bread is what she said.
03:14:25
Yeah. Spearhead.
03:14:27
It's just a beer. Bread right here. Right.
03:14:29
What is right here?
03:14:31
What is right here on the.
03:14:32
On the counter. Right. I can't read it.
03:14:36
What is, beer?
03:14:40
What?
03:14:43
Michelob ultra.
03:14:44
What do you want me be more specific.
03:14:45
A bowl?
03:14:47
Yeah. Michelob ultra.
03:14:49
That's not beer.
03:14:51
Oh it's not.
03:14:52
Is that a certain amount of beer drinkers? It's water beer.
03:14:55
So you need. It's water.
03:14:58
The beer brand next.
03:15:00
But why would you not be doing this?
03:15:02
I see, like, beer, right?
03:15:04
Is he trying to be so I it in the opening.
03:15:08
This isn't beer had either anybody is promising but you're drinking beer there.
03:15:12
And also if you do that on purpose, I hope so.
03:15:15
You're cool.
03:15:16
All right. She's an idiot.
03:15:17
My guess.
03:15:18
So unattractive, well, infected and shit.
03:15:22
So this can only take two.
03:15:25
These stupid women ruin themselves
03:15:27
by, like I said, the last time I went to Tampa, I've.
03:15:30
I've never seen it before.
03:15:31
But for some reason, the last time I went to Tampa,
03:15:33
there was just a bunch of bitches with fucking fake service
03:15:35
dogs and plumped out lips and like they were fake as fuck.
03:15:38
And it was like it didn't matter.
03:15:40
Oh, service dogs. Code word for tip.
03:15:42
No, they just got fake service dogs
03:15:45
that damn like those are not natural pets, lady.
03:15:48
They look stupid, pal.
03:15:50
You can see the big ball.
03:15:51
It's just like big ball. Like hanging in a photo.
03:15:54
And then if you get a glimpse underneath, there's a big, giant fucking scar.
03:15:58
Or their nipple.
03:15:59
Looks like there's been taking bits.
03:16:01
And what, are you going to put the shitty beer in the fucking thing, homie?
03:16:04
You just going to do one beer?
03:16:07
It's fairly light beer from me.
03:16:09
This is one man.
03:16:11
Barely any beer issue I thought you wanted.
03:16:13
Like, what's the point? You barely have any beer in there.
03:16:15
It's just going to be bread.
03:16:17
Wow. It is preheating because you're just going to cook out the alcohol.
03:16:20
So all it's going to be is like a little bit of the,
03:16:22
like, the yeast and shit from the beer, which is not going to be anything
03:16:26
in a fucking Michelob Ultra.
03:16:29
I hope there's something with some substance.
03:16:31
Bitch.
03:16:33
That was
03:16:35
that that,
03:16:37
still not used to the dirt floor.
03:16:42
Oh, when I get up
03:16:43
from a glass table, how weird is it going to be some leverage?
03:16:46
Does he let you just piss on the floor?
03:16:48
I've always been.
03:16:48
Yeah, I didn't even get up. I was I just pissed right now.
03:16:51
Piss.
03:16:52
He's turn around and piss on the floor and it'll suck it up.
03:16:55
Kick some dirt over it right?
03:16:58
Yeah, I'm sure that's what he does.
03:16:59
That's not what I'm doing.
03:17:02
It makes me think twice. Now.
03:17:03
What the fuck else? I'm.
03:17:09
Yeah,
03:17:10
it's definitely raccoon right out there stalking me.
03:17:13
Is it a that was rec one of the, one of the rec.
03:17:17
What a what?
03:17:18
The tombstones was a raccoon.
03:17:20
I'm on Coon Creek. Coon.
03:17:23
Yes, I'm definitely coons on Coon Creek.
03:17:25
And expect to see any coons on concrete.
03:17:28
I don't know why I'm outing exactly.
03:17:30
Oh, don't say that out loud, right?
03:17:32
You fucking ducks and like a motherfucker, there's nobody watching anymore.
03:17:37
No, it's also just a nickname.
03:17:41
That's where all the coons hang out.
03:17:43
As I was saying.
03:17:45
Okay, let's go to Tennessee in January.
03:17:49
I don't take that. All my books. What?
03:17:51
No one saying don't stop there.
03:17:53
I could use my the ordinary to read them from before.
03:17:57
I'm by the ocean face.
03:17:59
Com, so I'm out of sync.
03:18:01
I kind of busted straight to South Beach
03:18:05
and then she was Savannah and her ex.
03:18:08
He called me and kept it.
03:18:10
And by the end of the day, she was begging me to stay.
03:18:14
You know,
03:18:15
downtown
03:18:16
Miami, you can see a man shirtless, standing in front of the hotel valet.
03:18:20
You see a female officer behind him pointing a taser at him.
03:18:24
So female cop, once he turns around, no, it's not him.
03:18:29
And the man falls to the ground.
03:18:30
Not the way to put on cops.
03:18:34
There's like another female.
03:18:35
There's like several female, other female officers jump in, right?
03:18:39
One appears to pepper spray the man, but he gets back up to him down.
03:18:43
And then.
03:18:43
So for some reason, for some reason, they just start trying to shoot him.
03:18:47
I know,
03:18:48
like at that point he's outside of Harmony one, he's just kind of running away.
03:18:51
So they just whip out a gun.
03:18:52
And so they're in a hotel
03:18:54
before he was detained and
03:18:55
they already had him down with the Taser, but they didn't bother to jump on him.
03:18:58
He turned ankle.
03:19:00
And it appears that the offender has non-life threatening injuries like that.
03:19:04
Time does happen.
03:19:05
Well, we will will analyze this again,
03:19:07
an argument I got no problem with that hotel in downtown Miami.
03:19:11
You can see a man shirtless, standing in front of the hotel valet.
03:19:15
You see a female officer, you couldn't hear his shooting.
03:19:17
A Taser man's like, freeze, that's fine.
03:19:20
Taser is fine.
03:19:21
He's like, there's no reason because he was being non-threatening.
03:19:24
But if he hasn't been listening for a while
03:19:26
and he turned around
03:19:27
and made me enter back in the hotel, or maybe there's a situation tasers him.
03:19:30
Right? And the man, Jayson
03:19:33
Tatum, get on him right now.
03:19:34
You get on him.
03:19:35
Jump on him like an alligator.
03:19:39
No they they taser them.
03:19:42
But as soon as he gets up here you hear a gunshot.
03:19:44
But it's like, what are we doing here?
03:19:46
There's a hotel jump in valet one appears because the women, the woman's here
03:19:50
trying to struggle to get her to understand how her, pepper spray works.
03:19:54
Or spray the man.
03:19:55
The guy's the guy he's already been.
03:19:56
The guy is being tased.
03:19:58
Well, you're pepper spray.
03:19:59
Pepper spray is
03:20:01
like, based on order of operations of, like, pepper spray is the least lethal.
03:20:05
Taser is next down the line. Gun is third.
03:20:08
You went Taser pepper spray gun.
03:20:11
Yeah.
03:20:11
But like so he gets up, he gets I guess he's like reaching for the pepper spray
03:20:15
to get it away from him.
03:20:16
But he's. That's the gun shot right there.
03:20:19
Oh. And there's the gun.
03:20:24
And then obviously it's just being waved all willy nilly.
03:20:27
Oh no.
03:20:28
Oh thank God they didn't fucking hit a bystander.
03:20:32
But, I don't know I don't know
03:20:34
several all women Miami police were before he was detained in handcuffs.
03:20:38
This video shows restraints around his upper leg.
03:20:41
And then struggle appears that non-life threatening injuries.
03:20:46
At this time, one of the officers was injured and the smaller or whatever.
03:20:50
Like what?
03:20:52
Saturday morning caught on camera.
03:20:54
An argument escalated at the Eve hotel in downtown Miami.
03:20:58
You can see a man shirtless, standing in front of the hotel valet.
03:21:03
You see a female officer behind him
03:21:04
pointing a taser at.
03:21:08
Once he turns around,
03:21:10
she tasers him and the man falls to the ground.
03:21:19
Multiple other female officers jump in.
03:21:21
One appears to pepper spray the man, but he gets back up
03:21:25
and then gunshots ring out on.
03:21:30
The, It takes several officers
03:21:35
to put the man down before he was detained and placed in handcuffs.
03:21:39
This video shows restraints around his upper leg and ankles.
03:21:42
It appears that the offender has non-life threatening injuries at this time.
03:21:47
One of the officers was injured and is getting treated
03:21:50
at Jackson Memorial Hospital.
03:21:52
Miami Police Chief Manny
03:21:53
Morales says his officers were responding to an argument inside the hotel, but
03:21:58
the man turned his aggression towards police when they arrived Saturday morning.
03:22:02
Caught on camera, an argument escalated at the Eve hotel in downtown Miami.
03:22:07
You can see a man shirtless, standing in front of the hotel valet.
03:22:10
You see a female officer behind him pointing a taser at him.
03:22:20
Can't hear you.
03:22:34
I can't hear shit.
03:22:36
Can you hear me?
03:22:38
No, I have no idea.
03:22:41
Two devices, no audio.
03:22:42
I just tried to switch it over.
03:22:43
I can hear you fucked it all up.
03:22:46
Yeah. I.
03:23:12
You're a modern day Socrates.
03:23:14
You okay?
03:23:16
Not connected.
03:23:19
Now I can hear.
03:23:27
Two more video
03:23:29
and one more
03:23:32
one. Shit.
03:23:33
Now I can't hear you.
03:23:35
One more.
03:23:38
I heard the kid laughing.
03:23:39
Vlad, it's live this week.
03:23:40
We will be doing drugs.
03:23:43
You heard me right.
03:23:44
Drugs.
03:23:46
That's where kids are coming from. One.
03:23:51
We're coming down the same exact pipeline.
03:23:52
So if you can hear the kid, you should be right now.
03:23:56
Yeah, I think that, piece of fucking shit down the line.
03:24:01
Just everything you hear that?
03:24:05
Chemical. Did.
03:24:09
What are you, an idiot?
03:24:11
Sandwich?
03:24:11
Any sandwich?
03:24:12
What an idiot sandwich. Chef Ramsay.
03:24:15
Oh, fart nigger fart nigger of my life.
03:24:20
A baby.
03:24:23
I don't know what sound.
03:24:24
I can see my mouth moving. I have no idea. What.
03:24:26
Guys, can I get you to come?
03:24:30
To my birthday party.
03:24:37
What's up?
03:24:42
Oh, really?
03:24:45
Yeah.
03:24:47
Well, we'll just dive into the last but not least.
03:24:50
And it's unfortunate, because I watch.
03:24:51
Hopefully you'll be able to give your take on this,
03:24:55
because as far as your
03:24:58
issues with I, I don't have an issue with I in the creative space.
03:25:03
I feel like
03:25:05
what's the difference between
03:25:07
somebody needing to artistically draw something
03:25:10
versus somebody needing to
03:25:14
photoshop something
03:25:16
or digitally alter something?
03:25:19
Why do we have to use digital spaces?
03:25:21
Why can't you just draw it, you know, oh, you need AI to create this thing.
03:25:25
And it's like, well, yeah, it's easier.
03:25:26
Like, why not use automation?
03:25:28
Like, it'd be idiotic if we didn't use it just because it means somebody out of a
03:25:32
job doesn't mean like the people that are that are slapping these graphics together
03:25:37
or slapping these video packages together are not cutting tape.
03:25:41
They're not cutting video and adding special effects like, so what they are
03:25:46
doing is a bastardized version of what happened, you know, before them.
03:25:50
And so as progressing, progression goes and you have
03:25:55
the technology that advances, you can't just go,
03:25:58
we can't advance because people are going to be out of jobs.
03:26:02
And it's like, well, what's the difference?
03:26:05
What's the difference between the fact that, somebody can get an AI
03:26:08
fucking commercial made in two seconds versus somebody filming
03:26:14
and then having to edit some stuff together versus somebody having to,
03:26:18
I guess, act out live the commercial, like, you know what I mean?
03:26:23
Like a, I don't know.
03:26:27
But, here's Dana White on the subject.
03:26:32
Line commenting or discussing.
03:26:35
So I've seen a lot of fans and viewers online commenting
03:26:38
or discussing what they perceive as a lot of AI generated content
03:26:42
in the broadcast that maybe wasn't in previous, iterations of the UFC.
03:26:46
Is this something, that's coming with a Paramount deal
03:26:49
or just a new direction for the UFC, or do you have any insight on that?
03:26:52
What does that mean?
03:26:53
I stuff like sales, part of the promotional content.
03:26:57
Can you hear me?
03:26:58
In the UFC in general, I've seen fans complaining about, oh, yeah,
03:27:03
what are they complaining about?
03:27:05
I guess I've seen people saying that
03:27:07
the UFC should be paying artists instead of using generative AI.
03:27:11
Stuff like that.
03:27:12
Give me a fucking break.
03:27:14
I come in and if we're using AI, who gives a shit?
03:27:17
People are upset about it.
03:27:18
We should use artists. Now, how about this?
03:27:21
Shut the fuck up and watch the fights.
03:27:30
And that is our moment is on
03:27:32
and I can hear you.
03:27:38
Can you hear me?
03:27:39
Because I can't, I can hear you, all right?
03:27:43
You can't hear you. I can't hear me.
03:27:46
I don't need to hear me.
03:27:47
I meant my it's Muted I'm sure he's getting a little lazy
03:27:50
in his old age.
03:27:53
That's bizarre.
03:27:54
Whatever.
03:27:57
Yeah.
03:28:00
Well it's getting windy as fuck.
03:28:03
I would know I'm inside.
03:28:05
I mean, so are you, though.
03:28:08
Yeah, but it's clearly not attached to any type of a foundation.
03:28:11
So I was at a bar, and, like, because of the bar and.
03:28:14
But it doesn't. It looks more than just a barn.
03:28:16
It's a barn.
03:28:20
Okay.
03:28:20
That's the barn aspect of it.
03:28:22
And, like, could blow over.
03:28:27
Yeah.
03:28:27
Maybe.
03:28:27
Looks roomy. It looks roomy.
03:28:29
It looks almost like,
03:28:31
almost looks like, I don't know, what would you call
03:28:33
a side cart?
03:28:36
Like, not a garage, like,
03:28:40
like, what's the next step up from a garage?
03:28:42
I guess a barn, I don't know.
03:28:43
Well, you're probably thinking pole barn, but that wouldn't need a big pole
03:28:46
in the middle. This is a stick barn.
03:28:48
It's a bunch of stuff.
03:28:49
No, no, it's more just like an outbuilding, like, So what you would call it,
03:28:54
But I'm inside.
03:28:56
You mean because it doesn't have a floor?
03:28:57
I think it's a, But it's separate from.
03:28:59
It's a separate building on the property. That's part of the same.
03:29:02
You know what I mean?
03:29:02
Like, what is an outbuilding?
03:29:07
I don't know about that.
03:29:12
And that building is a detached secondary structure
03:29:14
located on the same property as the main house or building.
03:29:16
These structures are subordinate in purpose,
03:29:21
such as storage sheds, detached garage, barns, greenhouses, or workshops.
03:29:25
They are used.
03:29:26
So it's a catchall.
03:29:27
It's essentially all those,
03:29:30
I don't like kettles.
03:29:33
Building sounds better because I wouldn't call it a barn.
03:29:34
I wouldn't call it a garage.
03:29:36
I wouldn't call it a shed.
03:29:38
It's it's a barn. Have to have to tilt it.
03:29:40
It's it's just more than all of those above.
03:29:43
But it's all of them combined.
03:29:45
Honestly, it's a nice piece.
03:29:48
It's more or less like everything that I can see above is also below.
03:29:53
There's dirt.
03:29:56
You got a dirt ceiling.
03:30:01
Wait, am I still on?
03:30:03
Did you freeze?
03:30:04
Did you.
03:30:05
Did you freeze?
03:30:06
Let's say you.
03:30:11
Fuck!
03:30:11
Remember we used to have chicken.
03:30:13
I, I had to be my freeze up stick.
03:30:21
Oh, my.
03:30:21
Still on? Dude, I closed it.
03:30:24
I don't know, I'd love for you to.
03:30:27
It's not building day away.
03:30:29
I fuck off
03:30:31
and,
03:30:35
Okay, I get your point.
03:30:38
So what's your point?
03:30:42
We play the monologue music from last week.
03:30:44
Nobody's heard that go.
03:30:45
Oh, my,
03:30:48
play Chase.
03:30:51
I shoot a song smashing in the windshield with my.
03:30:55
I'm worried about Monday.
03:30:57
Of course, I don't know how I. I'm on the.
03:31:00
Oh, here it is.
03:31:14
Look, I'm showing everything
03:31:17
gives.
03:31:17
Come,
03:31:19
fellows. Stupid monkey people.
03:31:23
Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fledge Rants Live.
03:31:26
And I'm particularly stupid today because twice a year change of weather.
03:31:30
I get the sinus headache, cough, scratchy eyes, the whole nine yards
03:31:33
and I got a bad.
03:31:34
But there is no reason for me to go to work today or do the podcast.
03:31:38
However, we're going to push through because I already went to work today
03:31:42
and I wasn't willing to take drugs to go to work,
03:31:44
but I'm heavily medicated now, so we should be alright.
03:31:47
Through veterans of this week we will be doing drugs.
03:31:50
You heard me right. Drugs.
03:31:52
The way this thing here came right into the eye.
03:31:54
Yeah,
03:31:57
I got me.
03:32:00
I'm on this assortment drug good chemistry set
03:32:02
that would make the Aids cocktail look like child's play, like children's.
03:32:07
And so, just in case I can't push through,
03:32:10
I have called in for back up reinforcements in about 15 minutes.
03:32:14
But in the meantime, I am going to push down.
03:32:16
For those of you who don't know me, I live out in the boondocks.
03:32:19
I don't go anywhere, I don't do anything.
03:32:22
And I think part of the reason I'm sick today is I did.
03:32:25
I went out Friday night.
03:32:27
Oh, coworker and my former foreman for my job, my career, my 20 year job,
03:32:31
and it was his birthday and he just wanted to have some boys over for
03:32:34
some drinking and beer pong, some between beer pong games.
03:32:38
There were four of us standing around in the back yard, and we were talking
03:32:41
about the existential things that I've been struggling with,
03:32:45
and I didn't bring it up.
03:32:46
It was not me. It just happened naturally.
03:32:51
And there were a few different stances around the circle.
03:32:54
One guy lockstep with me, a couple guys back,
03:32:57
but one guy said he was agnostic about the whole thing,
03:33:01
and there was one guy who wasn't honest to goodness, moon landing deniers.
03:33:05
The whole thing was a hoax.
03:33:07
And I said, you know, started the hoax.
03:33:09
And he said, no, who is that? NASA?
03:33:11
So so we were trying to figure out who who that would benefit.
03:33:14
Well, it wasn't lightning to know that there are other people struggling
03:33:18
with the same existential from struggling to get through.
03:33:22
So it's so funny.
03:33:24
I threw convenings over it.
03:33:26
And one of the things I did when I left that job was I say,
03:33:31
here's the thing about riding off into the sunset
03:33:33
is there's always the next day and the day after that.
03:33:36
What happens then?
03:33:37
And so we're into it, or well into it.
03:33:39
And you still have to get through that
03:33:42
and it's over.
03:33:43
It's not through.
03:33:44
So I wasn't this is my convoluted way of getting to go back to happy.
03:33:48
A lot of people say it was back filled, but now it's a natural hill formation.
03:33:53
So whatever forces that made Gobekli to be a natural hill
03:33:56
formation would have also pushed the earth up over to the monument.
03:34:00
So whether it was backfilled or naturally filled, we still have a question
03:34:04
as to who built it, why, what they were doing with that.
03:34:08
We're told it was hunter gatherers 10,000 years ago,
03:34:11
and that is a long, long time ago.
03:34:14
And it's they did backfill it intentionally.
03:34:18
Was it to preserve it or to hide it?
03:34:20
It's interesting to me that that the people that were using it,
03:34:24
the people that found it important, were leaving it
03:34:27
and moving on like you wouldn't bury something important to you.
03:34:31
And if you disappeared quickly, like you would very unexpectedly,
03:34:36
you where you're living, backfill it.
03:34:39
So that means they had to plan on leaving it.
03:34:42
And I don't anymore.
03:34:43
It's as far as I can tell, we don't have any of the remnants
03:34:47
of the civilization.
03:34:51
That go back early to be.
03:34:53
Where did those people go?
03:34:54
Why did they hide their monuments?
03:34:56
I'm seriously curious. Why?
03:34:58
Why would that happen?
03:35:00
Important piece of news.
03:35:01
Chuck Norris has passed away.
03:35:04
Pardon me, I'm really sick.
03:35:06
Just when you thought nothing would kill Chuck Norris, the jokes rate themselves.
03:35:11
I thought Chuck Norris would kill me for death to Chuck Norris.
03:35:16
But I feel like I'm dying. So roll the clip.
03:35:19
Brady shooting, crying, destroying private property
03:35:22
or committing medical children can make a fine addition to any home.
03:35:26
I mean, oh, very popular motto.
03:35:28
Some babies
03:35:29
insist on being pushed around in a baby coach like some kind of little prince.
03:35:33
Push me my legs aren't strong enough to support my own body weight.
03:35:36
It's unbelievable.
03:35:37
Look, 1 in 6 children will eventually grow hair.
03:35:40
This will mostly be on their shins and elbow
03:35:42
holes, though some may even grow hair on the tops of their heads.
03:35:45
If your child ends up growing up this red, I really need to tell you what.
03:35:49
Currently the on how they pass on the New England nobility
03:35:54
created vagrant children are born stupid and must be taught nearly everything.
03:35:59
It's not their fault, but it feels like it might be a little bit different.
03:36:03
As parents, sometimes you may need an occasional break to scream yourself
03:36:08
hoarse into a throat pillow or blow off some steam with a turkey drive.
03:36:14
And for this, you need proper child care.
03:36:20
Fucking brilliant,
03:36:22
fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
03:36:25
So God, anyone that doesn't know that is literally hold on.
03:36:30
I got one more
03:36:32
is literally dumping out.
03:36:34
You're ready to go here.
03:36:35
You got two minutes and 44 seconds.
03:36:37
Yeah sure sure he's going to.
03:36:39
We're going on one more buns.
03:36:40
But this is a just draw easy draw with a fresh
03:36:45
better.
03:36:46
Some of them look like hot dogs. Anybody.
03:36:48
That's very just throw a treat.
03:36:50
So let me I'm stuck a beer.
03:36:51
You went past hit ashes smoke
03:36:55
dance to the ashes in the freezer cabinet.
03:36:58
Smoke at least half of it.
03:36:59
I had to get a special rep for the rest of it.
03:37:02
Excuse it. It doesn't roll.
03:37:04
It doesn't want him.
03:37:05
Bastard. Smoking cheap weed.
03:37:07
I'm feeling in for the green Machine and Droid.
03:37:09
And take one bag and I'll pack you aboard.
03:37:11
And with a walk around of my store.
03:37:14
Kitchen gadgets. Foreign.
03:37:15
Jason born on a lemonade and hash browns, eggs and some bacon.
03:37:19
I made it.
03:37:20
Really don't exactly know what I'm saying.
03:37:22
And watching that bacon I'm at bay drinking the beer.
03:37:25
Smoked about the barbecue.
03:37:26
A steak that's filling it tastes great.
03:37:28
So medicate a pack you bought.
03:37:30
It takes the cake.
03:37:31
Mary Jane loves everyone.
03:37:32
She doesn't discriminate. I'll alienate.
03:37:35
She will eliminate incinerator in the joint.
03:37:39
She will stimulate.
03:37:40
If you compete for my lungs.
03:37:42
Inhaled orgasm and smoke from a hole.
03:37:44
Take a token.
03:37:45
Take a token. Inhaled orgasm. Smoke.
03:37:48
What's up son? What?
03:37:49
You need a double quarter pounder?
03:37:52
Damn, we that show just called drama.
03:37:54
I put the call out and get you some more.
03:37:57
What's up?
03:37:57
Some what you need double quarter, pound of dank weed.
03:38:01
That's easy. If you just call me cheese.
03:38:04
I put the call out and set up the delivery.
03:38:07
Delivery?
03:38:10
If you got the green, I got the greens set up it up, set it up.
03:38:14
And if you got a button, let us look it up.
03:38:15
Don't starve to the ashes on the rough. Cut it out.
03:38:17
And another one I of the time.
03:38:19
Usually when I drive, I got just.
03:38:30
And we smoke was so smoke smoking.
03:38:32
It's a blessing from up above.
03:38:34
God put things here for you and me. So let's give it up.
03:38:37
Puff Barack Obama fuck health your legalize marijuana
03:38:41
that will kill all our problems.
03:38:43
Instead of killing us with your drama. I'm all for you.
03:38:45
Smoke some to.
03:38:46
Why is it that if I want to be, I like you? These trees are blue.
03:38:48
They're giving off their look. You smell it? Psychotic.
03:38:51
I feel you take a token inhale to orgasm.
03:38:55
Smoke. What's up son? What?
03:38:56
You need a double quarter pounder? Daddy.
03:39:00
That's the.
03:39:00
So just call John.
03:39:02
I put the call out and get you some more.
03:39:04
What's up?
03:39:05
Some what you need a double quarter pounder, a dank weed.
03:39:08
That's easy if you just come.
03:39:11
Cheese call.
03:39:12
Let him set up the delivery. Delivery?
03:39:15
It's easy.
03:39:17
You got the green, I got the green.
03:39:19
Take a joke and take a token.
03:39:21
Inhale the orgasm.
03:39:24
Smoke em all.
03:39:33
Have a.
03:39:39
With a fresh beat.
03:39:40
You know it's about time for accused.
03:39:42
But don't ask me for the dump.
03:39:45
I lost my signal.
03:39:46
I lost my signal.
03:39:48
Well, don't un signal.
03:40:04
There's.
03:40:05
There.
03:40:24
Will be. No.