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Fladge Rants Live #15 Controversy

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00:00:01 Maybe I should be taking a shower
00:00:03 and change my clothes.
00:00:06 I've actually got grass on my shoes.
00:00:12 You should wear different shoes.
00:00:14 No, we don't really show my shoes.
00:00:17 No pants.
00:00:19 I'll be right back.
00:00:20 All right.
00:00:35 Boo Boo!
00:00:38 I put both screens over themselves.
00:00:41 Yes, I, I.
00:00:43 Oh, I like it, too.
00:00:44 I can see you.
00:00:45 Do you feel great over the top of me?
00:00:49 I didn't mean to.
00:00:51 That's great.
00:00:51 That's already a.
00:01:06 I can't hear you.
00:01:08 Like it? I.
00:01:11 Come on.
00:01:12 That song
00:01:22 not to play it live.
00:01:24 Yeah.
00:01:28 Oh, this group
00:01:32 you just told me before.
00:01:52 I want to know why
00:01:59 This was Grant's wives number 15.
00:02:07 So there's no controversy there?
00:02:09 Yeah, I agree with Bo.
00:02:18 Welcome to
00:02:21 Waiting for.
00:02:33 All right, let's get
00:02:35 really you talk over.
00:02:38 I'm going to engineering fixed on the fly.
00:02:42 Nice.
00:02:46 Well, I'm Gary.
00:02:47 This word.
00:02:48 This is why dragons live.
00:02:52 I think I'm going to start this.
00:02:53 What?
00:02:54 What are you saying?
00:02:55 Two more bars, Music still rocking.
00:02:58 Oh, great.
00:02:59 Please carry on.
00:03:03 On my way.
00:03:03 We're very, very unlikely.
00:03:07 It's like Kansas out here.
00:03:10 Hey, I'm very, very.
00:03:12 I can't get to my water.
00:03:14 Oh. Oh, my God. You're.
00:03:16 Yeah.
00:03:19 Those are. Boom.
00:03:20 I want to start this fladge assault with a dramatic reading.
00:03:25 I just can't believe all the things people say.
00:03:28 Controversy?
00:03:29 Am I black or white?
00:03:31 Am I straight or gay?
00:03:33 Controversy.
00:03:35 Do I believe in God?
00:03:36 Do I believe in me?
00:03:39 Controversy.
00:03:40 Controversy. Controversy.
00:03:42 I can't understand human curiosity.
00:03:45 Controversy?
00:03:47 Or is it good for you?
00:03:49 Was that what you wanted me to be?
00:03:51 Controversy.
00:03:53 Do you get high?
00:03:55 Does your daddy cry? Controversy?
00:04:00 Oh, Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.
00:04:02 Yada, yada. We know the Lord's Prayer.
00:04:05 Listen, people call me rude.
00:04:07 I wish we all were nude.
00:04:09 I wish there was no black and white.
00:04:12 I wish there were no rules.
00:04:15 People call me rude.
00:04:19 I wish we were all nude.
00:04:20 I wish there was no black and white.
00:04:22 I wish there were no rules.
00:04:29 Do I believe in God?
00:04:30 Do I believe in me?
00:04:32 Let me tell you, some people want to die so they can be free.
00:04:36 I said life is just a game.
00:04:38 We're all just the same.
00:04:41 Don't you want to play controversy?
00:04:46 That was written by Prince.
00:04:49 I skipped some of the repeats.
00:04:51 I read a couple of them too.
00:04:54 But that covers a lot of the ground that I want to cover
00:04:59 today.
00:05:00 You said covers twice
00:05:03 as you were covering a prince. Yes.
00:05:06 And that was yeah, that was that was a cover of a Prince song.
00:05:11 And nonmusical format.
00:05:17 So how are you doing today, Brady?
00:05:19 I'm doing great. How are you, Gary?
00:05:21 Good, Good.
00:05:23 Do you want a second opinion?
00:05:24 We're trying something new today.
00:05:27 I love trying new stuff.
00:05:29 We're casting in a bunch of platforms for a few minutes.
00:05:33 Okay.
00:05:33 You see yourself and ask everybody to come over to the Are you Wembley?
00:05:38 Word that if we say YouTube will block us.
00:05:42 Oh, okay. It's on the description.
00:05:45 Got a few minutes.
00:05:45 Okay. Over there.
00:05:46 And we can say anything we want.
00:05:49 Okay. Well, I'm Jerry thing.
00:05:50 Everyone says on this platform and this show is their own.
00:05:55 I'll take full responsibility.
00:05:57 But I'm Gary, and this is Adrienne's live.
00:06:01 And if you look at the description below,
00:06:03 you'll see where you can stream us live.
00:06:08 We just have fun.
00:06:09 I'm not qualified to tell anybody about anything, but I get irate
00:06:13 for no reason sometimes, and that's kind of fun too.
00:06:17 You always rant.
00:06:17 Today.
00:06:18 We're we're getting into controversy now.
00:06:21 I carry some very controversial like
00:06:25 not scandalous but unpopular opinions.
00:06:30 Those are the ones.
00:06:31 I'm a no planner for one
00:06:35 mic assist.
00:06:36 I, I believe that the Mandela effect
00:06:39 isn't just mass amnesia.
00:06:43 Or do I?
00:06:45 I'm not sure.
00:06:46 But those are controversial topics that
00:06:49 that I take a strong stance in that are not popular opinion.
00:06:54 But the truth is not determined by popular opinion.
00:06:59 Truth is out there.
00:07:02 Oh, we're going to X-Files.
00:07:04 All right, Mulder and Scully,
00:07:07 the controversy is spelled with an X.
00:07:12 It is the way principles.
00:07:13 It isn't that cute. The way Prince was so ahead of his time.
00:07:16 He had, like, that X or he.
00:07:19 And before the Internet even existed.
00:07:22 Oh, yeah.
00:07:22 He never wrote out.
00:07:23 The word two is always the number four or four.
00:07:26 It was the number so ahead of his time.
00:07:29 So purple,
00:07:31 so purple, so very purple.
00:07:33 The purple one.
00:07:34 He gave a lot a lot to Minneapolis area he lived with anonymously
00:07:40 found out after his death.
00:07:42 Most critical
00:07:46 postmortem postmortem, postmortem murder
00:07:50 found out because he didn't want to didn't want anybody to know it was him.
00:07:53 Millions of dollars
00:07:56 giving away for real charity, not charity companies and only take 5%.
00:08:00 That's controversial.
00:08:03 Oh, yeah?
00:08:03 What kind of controversial things do you think you might be talking about
00:08:08 without having.
00:08:08 Here's my favorite.
00:08:11 Oh, Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone
00:08:15 entity.
00:08:16 You know what?
00:08:16 I'm going to compare that to my list.
00:08:17 Hang on a second.
00:08:19 Okay,
00:08:21 I do with it.
00:08:22 I have notes.
00:08:24 It's where I have notes.
00:08:26 I'm sure you do.
00:08:27 I lost them.
00:08:29 I have my good as they are.
00:08:31 My list here
00:08:37 we go.
00:08:38 So I'm getting closer.
00:08:39 You got it.
00:08:42 So you said something related
00:08:44 to the Kennedy assassination, right?
00:08:50 I don't even think it's
00:08:51 that controversial to say that the Warren Report was bunk.
00:08:55 I think it's pretty obvious that it was a giant cover up.
00:09:00 The conspiracy is real, but it's controversial
00:09:03 to say that the the news reports were were false.
00:09:08 But it's also controversial to say that textbooks are fiction.
00:09:12 And I've been saying that since week one.
00:09:14 Week one. I heard it.
00:09:19 Do you think that
00:09:21 that that's the whole expression
00:09:22 conspiracy theorists formed
00:09:25 as they
00:09:29 as a defense
00:09:30 against the Kennedy assassination
00:09:33 questioning?
00:09:35 I do I can come up with the guy that coined the phrase,
00:09:38 but it was to make people questioning it seem like they were whackos.
00:09:42 Yeah. Oh, yes. That's not exclusive.
00:09:45 People can be wacko and believe there was more. Yes.
00:09:49 On the grassy knoll.
00:09:49 Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you correct.
00:09:53 And just because they're not out to get you doesn't mean you're completely crazy.
00:09:58 Right?
00:09:58 I have to go to that one last step before we cut over to ramble before.
00:10:03 I don't want to do too much because I'm scared to death right now that
00:10:06 it's something I know and get us banned before we even get started.
00:10:10 Yeah, I don't want to do that.
00:10:12 The more controversial moments in US history.
00:10:16 Okay, give it to me for was the Kennedy assassination or the facts surrounding it.
00:10:22 Right?
00:10:23 Was 911?
00:10:25 Yeah.
00:10:27 Two was the atomic bomb twice.
00:10:30 Oh, and number one was Vietnam
00:10:34 and may have recently had may have recency bias for that.
00:10:37 Not that I was alive for the majority of that.
00:10:41 There's two sides to every story.
00:10:42 Everything's controversial.
00:10:45 Your Mount Rushmore, not even the false dichotomy.
00:10:47 US history,
00:10:49 Coke versus Pepsi.
00:10:50 I've heard of people fighting over.
00:10:51 There's draw friggin draw.
00:10:55 I can see like half of his face is behind me.
00:10:59 Yeah,
00:11:01 you guys are already doing a spin.
00:11:03 All right, If.
00:11:03 If George here.
00:11:04 We got to be doing a spin.
00:11:05 We know they can't see the spin.
00:11:08 The wheels just always up.
00:11:10 Okay? I ruined it.
00:11:11 Now, Apple iPad.
00:11:14 You can't ruin it, George.
00:11:16 Nothing. So I tried to join earlier.
00:11:18 I had to join the lighthouse with a
00:11:22 Oh, okay.
00:11:23 Pretty frozen, but they've got a lighthouse wi fi.
00:11:27 You out, You're out in the dark
00:11:31 outside.
00:11:32 But I'm okay.
00:11:34 Welcome to the week.
00:11:36 You know, I'm about to jump on the phone.
00:11:39 Oh, it's great.
00:11:39 There's a lot of mosquitoes out here.
00:11:42 Okay, well, no, I mean, that's why I'm in the bar.
00:11:44 That important?
00:11:46 Yeah. Okay.
00:11:47 It's getting cold enough to where?
00:11:49 I don't think it's going to be an issue, but we'll see.
00:11:52 Yeah.
00:11:53 Oh, they're bad right now, so I just got rid of my drink
00:11:56 as if I didn't look
00:12:00 in about Kennedy's ass.
00:12:02 That's on my notes.
00:12:03 I think it was supposed to say destination.
00:12:06 You being an accountant.
00:12:10 But we did Lee Harvey Oswald act alone.
00:12:14 Yeah, that's.
00:12:16 You believe that the controversy surrounding the assassination of
00:12:19 JFK, one of the CIA, did it?
00:12:25 We have only just been discussing all of those facts.
00:12:28 In one second, I'm going to cut these.
00:12:30 We'll see over on the hour.
00:12:31 Well, if everyone knows it's not controversial, he's going to Brady.
00:12:34 When Brady we come back.
00:12:35 Brady is going to be a woman.
00:12:36 He's going to switch over.
00:12:39 Not that there's anything wrong with that.
00:12:41 He's going to transition.
00:12:43 Brady
00:12:45 live there.
00:12:47 I thought we decided that these are what's wrong with the alphabet
00:12:50 community.
00:12:53 Yes. 13 minute video to introduce.
00:12:55 Now we're on Rumble all by itself.
00:12:58 We can say whatever we want about anything.
00:13:00 What happened?
00:13:01 Oh, we we were trying a little YouTube
00:13:06 just in case, but now we're strictly robot forever.
00:13:09 And they say everybody takes responsibility for their own words.
00:13:11 So we already got booed off of YouTube. If you don't like what we're saying.
00:13:14 Well, no, if you boot yourself, you don't get banned for life.
00:13:18 Yeah,
00:13:19 we say bad words, fucker.
00:13:21 We're going to use the other platforms
00:13:22 as a ten minute advertisement to come over to rumble.
00:13:25 Now that we're here, we can be normal.
00:13:28 Welcome notice.
00:13:29 I didn't.
00:13:31 I didn't say rumble. You said rumble.
00:13:33 No, we can say it now.
00:13:35 Oh, of course.
00:13:39 And I'm very.
00:13:41 Or in the dark.
00:13:43 Yup, I can hear him in the dark.
00:13:47 I love you.
00:13:48 Say hello, General. You
00:13:53 when I drink beer.
00:13:55 Guys, remember Bo bottle Bob from us?
00:13:58 Don't know.
00:14:00 I remember the Stoney Creek bottle kid.
00:14:03 The the I'm a bottle K can boy followers, something like that on Instagram.
00:14:08 You're old enough to have to remember he had like a red
00:14:11 Oh the transition really old fashioned like now and then
00:14:16 you drive around
00:14:17 in your mouth bottles for like 30 years Autobahn.
00:14:20 Oh, wow.
00:14:22 Yeah.
00:14:22 We call that whole population the pictures
00:14:26 stickers.
00:14:28 Yeah, because they pick the garbage cans clean and returnable.
00:14:34 I also
00:14:35 I was looking up controversial topics, of course, you know, gun
00:14:39 law, abortion, all sorts of issues came up.
00:14:43 And I have weird stances on all those things
00:14:52 like usually
00:14:56 you want to follow up on you in the do.
00:15:01 Yes, I do.
00:15:03 Yeah.
00:15:03 Well, I think abortion is wrong in all cases except rape, incest.
00:15:08 Ding, ding, ding.
00:15:08 We got word of the day.
00:15:09 So this was supposed to take like three or 4 hours.
00:15:12 But in the first 10 minutes, you hit my Mount Rushmore of controversy.
00:15:15 Overall,
00:15:17 I did, Yeah. Abortion is third.
00:15:20 Okay.
00:15:21 Gun control.
00:15:22 And the other one, you don't list them that input gun control.
00:15:25 So, yeah, gun control, abortion, what else?
00:15:28 Mount Rushmore.
00:15:29 All time control our affirmative action or just, you know, Title nine
00:15:35 I got.
00:15:36 I don't know. Is that the woman?
00:15:38 That's exactly it.
00:15:39 Sex discrimination.
00:15:42 Any disagreement?
00:15:43 How about any discrimination?
00:15:45 But so I have I have slavery,
00:15:49 law, abortion and taxation.
00:15:53 If everyone is in agree that slavery's wrong,
00:15:56 someone's not just controversial, they're wrong.
00:16:00 Why? It's controversial, though?
00:16:02 Because the pyramids, the United States, would those places tobacco,
00:16:07 would those places have excelled as much
00:16:10 without slavery?
00:16:13 Oh, well,
00:16:16 that's pretty controversial.
00:16:18 What do you call a third world country?
00:16:20 A 13 year old girl working in a sweatshop
00:16:24 supervisor?
00:16:30 Was that inappropriate because she sold or because she's a woman?
00:16:34 Right. Exactly. She's been there so long.
00:16:36 How'd you get to 13?
00:16:39 She outlived their average, I think, life expectancy.
00:16:43 You must have been working there after they installed the nets.
00:16:46 Yes, the suicide nets.
00:16:48 I know exactly what you're talking about.
00:16:51 So Apple products?
00:16:53 Yes. Controversial
00:16:55 isn't a fair topic.
00:16:58 Yeah, but the greatest.
00:17:01 I think so. In order.
00:17:02 Well, in order for something to be controversial,
00:17:04 does it just have to be so negative that most people are against it?
00:17:08 Or does it have to be an A for and against that are
00:17:11 equal?
00:17:17 No, no, it doesn't have to be equal at all.
00:17:20 I like to root for the underdog.
00:17:25 I can find something to counter, almost anything.
00:17:28 If you can rant about something, I can probably devil's advocate, anything,
00:17:32 right? Yeah.
00:17:33 That's why I haven't booted you from the show successfully.
00:17:37 I have a where's your boot button?
00:17:39 But we boot me
00:17:44 and I'm tapping on a stump.
00:17:48 It's an actual wooden log.
00:17:50 I agree.
00:17:52 Oh, look at me. Go.
00:17:54 You're back.
00:17:54 Look how awesome I'm being. You've been replaced.
00:17:56 But another great shirt for the show
00:18:02 on athletic
00:18:04 and everybody I'm number zero
00:18:08 wrote throw ball.
00:18:11 Oh, the girl who's got a good ball
00:18:15 Throw the football versus football.
00:18:18 Well do perfect spiral
00:18:21 Don't kick the baby I mean girl you
00:18:25 I've resorted already to just quoting TV and movies I should stop
00:18:29 so I have a bunch of controversial tabs up.
00:18:33 Oh yeah.
00:18:34 Should we go over something or do you want to go over your rent?
00:18:36 If you have an actual.
00:18:40 No, I actually only planned on reading the lyrics to Prince The Prince song,
00:18:47 and I
00:18:48 just came up with that like, Well, I was sitting here.
00:18:51 Did you read it off the comments?
00:18:55 Oh, I posted it.
00:18:57 You made them in the. You did.
00:18:59 What did you do that the moment I put it up 23 and a half hours ago.
00:19:04 No way. I didn't even know that.
00:19:06 And I even commented that
00:19:07 that one verses the Lords are No, the bridge is the Lord's Prayer.
00:19:11 Yeah, it's just the Lord's Prayer.
00:19:12 It's kind of lazy on Prince's part.
00:19:16 He was a Jehovah's Witness.
00:19:18 I think he was mocking, you
00:19:21 know, he was a real life Jehovah's Witness,
00:19:25 you know, the door to door kind of witness.
00:19:27 Jehovah's Witness was, I can't
00:19:32 know.
00:19:33 Well, Kingdom Hall, that's controversial.
00:19:37 How do you build 40,000 buildings in the same like two years span?
00:19:42 Where do you get that kind of funding? Slaves.
00:19:45 Someone really wanted Jehovah's Witnesses to be a thing.
00:19:48 All of a sudden
00:19:51 looked into it
00:19:54 that I've had him come to my door, I've invited him in.
00:19:56 I chatted with them.
00:19:58 They said my questions were too tough for them.
00:20:01 Come to Kingdom Hall.
00:20:02 I went, I talked to their boss or whatever,
00:20:06 and I had it out with him too, because I know my theology
00:20:11 and there's this stupid.
00:20:15 Is that controversial? No.
00:20:18 Yeah.
00:20:18 Okay. No,
00:20:21 it sounds like you're there's an internal controversy there.
00:20:26 Yes. No,
00:20:29 this scandal always comes up.
00:20:31 Scandalous stuff always come up
00:20:33 when you look up controversy or controversial issues.
00:20:36 Scandalous issues.
00:20:38 Yeah, but I don't know why those two are splitting young people.
00:20:43 Yeah, it's got to be more titillating for young people.
00:20:46 Be interested.
00:20:47 Older people are more concerned about what it does to them
00:20:49 and the well-being of the nation. So to speak.
00:20:52 Young people just want to know who's fucking who
00:20:56 and just watch and draw.
00:20:58 Sorry, I'm going to say you have me. You have me too.
00:21:00 I feel like I'm just a floating and titillated
00:21:03 a lot of the floating head.
00:21:06 Floating head druid.
00:21:07 Okay, well, give us some topics and we will take sides.
00:21:14 We might have to fight this out.
00:21:16 All right. I have one.
00:21:18 So. Okay, Here.
00:21:23 I know,
00:21:24 I know we went over it, but I'd like to go over it again.
00:21:28 But we lost your
00:21:31 husband.
00:21:31 Severe genetic defects.
00:21:33 I've always been here
00:21:35 in cases of severe genetic defects.
00:21:37 I think
00:21:39 euthanase. You could be in order.
00:21:41 I mean, that might be controversial, but so far, that's kind of a.
00:21:46 I don't think so.
00:21:46 Do you think there's other countries that already do that
00:21:48 have I mean, they have low record rates of birth defects
00:21:52 and retardation in their society, so.
00:21:54 Right.
00:21:54 Works Well, The third test that you can give
00:21:58 to pregnant women to see if they're cured has genetic defects.
00:22:01 Yeah, but it's not a guarantee they can only assume.
00:22:05 So what do you do with your kid?
00:22:06 Well, that's starting to get better.
00:22:10 I love you, but I think because it's the only topic where both sides are.
00:22:13 Right?
00:22:15 Right, exactly.
00:22:16 Well, that's where they want to start.
00:22:18 Yeah, you sound right when you say pro-choice.
00:22:21 You sound right when you say pro-life.
00:22:22 I mean, they both sound right. Both make sense.
00:22:25 Yeah, they both make sense.
00:22:26 So that's what they have to talk.
00:22:28 Because each side
00:22:28 that's hard on their side can't they don't want to recognize that.
00:22:33 They don't want to acknowledge the other side at all.
00:22:36 Right.
00:22:37 I think it's a poor person to sit in the middle.
00:22:39 They want us divided on everything so that we don't look at them.
00:22:44 And that's an unwinnable debate.
00:22:46 I agree.
00:22:48 It's like, okay, we covered abortion.
00:22:51 We didn't knock it out of the park, but I think we can move on.
00:22:54 I mean, we can cover abortion better,
00:22:57 I'm sure is a Yeah.
00:22:58 Trailer park around here that I could knock up and get a head. Wow.
00:23:03 Thanks for your sacrifice.
00:23:05 Grew up in my brother's shoes.
00:23:08 It makes you your dedication.
00:23:10 Is that count as an abortion?
00:23:13 No. Technically, if you miss
00:23:16 and it goes on the floor, that's an abortion, right?
00:23:19 Oh, okay. Where?
00:23:20 Technically, where does life begin?
00:23:22 In my balls right now. Okay,
00:23:25 so going back to balls.
00:23:28 Yeah.
00:23:29 Oh, I've been pitching balls to for months.
00:23:33 Speculation
00:23:35 ball. Yeah.
00:23:37 Speaking of your hand, where does North begin?
00:23:40 In Michigan. Isn't that a little controversial?
00:23:43 Yeah, that was.
00:23:44 That's our biggest controversy.
00:23:46 A lot of people are saying the finger North, the Cadillac.
00:23:50 I think it's north of Cadillac.
00:23:52 I heard it today and it's their fingers.
00:23:55 It's the fingers pointing fingers or fingers.
00:23:59 Not that you open your thumb if you were even if you're off.
00:24:03 I say on our side of the state, Bay City and some Ohio
00:24:07 improved it right here, right near
00:24:10 above the Yeah.
00:24:13 Okay.
00:24:15 It's the finger.
00:24:19 That finger.
00:24:20 Which finger?
00:24:21 It was kind of a key point on my finger.
00:24:24 That is the northernmost was the northernmost point of the thumb point bar.
00:24:28 You can see the White Houses over there more.
00:24:31 But I'm here.
00:24:33 I'm hanging by the campsite because the campsite actually gets by.
00:24:38 No kidding.
00:24:39 I suppose as being in yesterday
00:24:41 talking can, though I'm sure still don't know how to take
00:24:43 vacation.
00:24:50 Don't let me hold you up here.
00:24:52 Okay. So what's that?
00:24:54 After abortion,
00:24:57 I think there's a lot of mess.
00:24:58 Oh, if you want to. Guys hate abortion.
00:25:00 The greatest thing I'm
00:25:02 so certain demographic
00:25:06 girl that my girlfriend.
00:25:07 We're
00:25:13 at a doctor's facility
00:25:14 and my girlfriend loaned her money to get an abortion.
00:25:18 It was horrific.
00:25:19 Horrific.
00:25:20 She had it was bleeding uncontrollably.
00:25:22 She was in terrible pain.
00:25:25 These are the things that don't crack about when they talk about abortion.
00:25:28 Yeah, it was horrific.
00:25:29 And she about eight or nine months later ended up getting actually pregnant again.
00:25:34 And they're they're keeping it this time
00:25:37 because she doesn't want to go through that again.
00:25:39 Oh, he cried.
00:25:41 Yeah. Yeah.
00:25:41 It sounded horrible. It sounded like a nightmare.
00:25:44 No, it was this uncontrolled bleeding coming from down there and shit
00:25:47 because, like, you know, they just kind of, like,
00:25:50 demolish whatever is going on in there, and it's like a cut on your arm, you know?
00:25:54 It's like it's got to heal.
00:25:56 It's going to believe that anyways,
00:25:58 That's rough, I guess, but it's more natural.
00:26:01 I don't know. Yeah, it sounded horrific
00:26:04 and she could have had another abortion, but she's inside
00:26:05 and they're keeping it so congratulations.
00:26:10 Gosh,
00:26:11 I don't feel like congratulating anybody anymore
00:26:16 after that story, but.
00:26:20 Well, they don't nobody ever.
00:26:26 Perfect timing.
00:26:27 There were congratulations kind of throwbacks,
00:26:33 right? Yeah.
00:26:34 Congratulations are getting laid, buddy.
00:26:36 Legislation. Yeah, it's not that hard.
00:26:40 I've always said that they need to when you're born.
00:26:43 They need it.
00:26:45 Yeah, right.
00:26:46 Say when you're born, they need to tie your tubes.
00:26:48 And once you make a certain amount of money,
00:26:49 then you can get your tubes untied, and then you can have kids.
00:26:53 Oh, that's.
00:26:55 Yeah. Slippery slope, lube.
00:26:57 Yeah.
00:26:58 No offense to our Asian listeners.
00:27:01 A stripper sirup, they get more
00:27:03 they get more than one child now
00:27:06 the Asian yeah for smoking they realize
00:27:10 so what do you guys think about the aspect of that adage
00:27:18 the Muslim population is growing faster than any other religious population
00:27:22 because they're taught to have kids, have kids, have kids.
00:27:26 Yeah, they're growing faster than any other religion,
00:27:28 and at a certain point they could be the dominant religion.
00:27:31 They will be their own people.
00:27:33 As much as people hate Christianity
00:27:36 and it's like New York City, Iran, really that much better.
00:27:40 New York City was the melting pot, but
00:27:43 typically they don't assimilate when they move into places,
00:27:47 right? They stay in groups.
00:27:48 And I've always found that into saying that there is, you know,
00:27:50 a mexican town, there's a friggin Dearborn.
00:27:54 It is mostly those you know, those people.
00:27:57 Detroit is mostly those people.
00:28:00 Just weird how they fight together.
00:28:01 But they could you could say the same about us,
00:28:03 but we're the largest population and so we we can't help it.
00:28:08 But unlike make those witnesses, they have no recruiting.
00:28:12 Their growth is is just from having kids.
00:28:18 The reason the Islam religion is growing
00:28:22 is they're having a bunch of kids Catholic say,
00:28:26 yeah, they were well, they're not adding much anymore.
00:28:29 Yeah no it is ingrained and those religions were not as much.
00:28:33 The Mormons are the ones that are definitely that know.
00:28:37 Oh, they're proud of the sidewalks.
00:28:39 Yeah it was it was probably their Oh, there's no recruiting in Judaism.
00:28:44 Judaism.
00:28:47 You don't see door to door
00:28:49 Jews trying to convert you.
00:28:55 I haven't had any controversial topics.
00:28:59 Good Jews
00:29:01 and media that controversial or is it a fact have that's that's
00:29:06 no I don't know
00:29:08 if you point that out,
00:29:11 but I don't know what the bigger I'm not saying they're
00:29:14 babies or anything.
00:29:14 I'm just saying the majority of people that are making and paying for movies are
00:29:21 Jewish.
00:29:24 Do. Why is Jewish the right thing to say in Jew is wrong?
00:29:27 Because to me Jewish sounds insulting.
00:29:30 Somebody called me Italian ish.
00:29:31 I'd be like, Fuck you, I'm Italian.
00:29:34 Oh, that's pretty
00:29:37 Jewish of you do is even worse, I think.
00:29:40 Thank you.
00:29:42 Do for better
00:29:45 or better or worse.
00:29:49 Yeah.
00:29:49 Where's the Mickey Mouse Mountains?
00:29:51 Oh, my God.
00:29:52 I didn't know I did that.
00:29:55 So what I found out about that, like four days later,
00:30:00 I can go get him.
00:30:05 Yeah, You know,
00:30:06 you can see, like, really for the aftershow?
00:30:12 Yeah.
00:30:13 I feel sorry for that skier that got his ski
00:30:15 caught up in your after.
00:30:20 Yeah,
00:30:22 right.
00:30:24 Because there's one ski up there.
00:30:27 What's up with that
00:30:31 slalom.
00:30:32 Okay, so I think I think it's going to come down.
00:30:34 I think it's going to come down to you.
00:30:36 Make a sword for Brady. And I.
00:30:40 And Brady and I will fight to the death.
00:30:41 Over what, up north to the dead. Yes.
00:30:44 That's what we do.
00:30:45 We'll fight to Gary's death.
00:30:47 We will fight. Okay.
00:30:48 We'll fight to the almost death.
00:30:51 Okay.
00:30:51 Charge for murder.
00:30:53 Attempted murder.
00:30:59 Murder is pretty controversial.
00:31:01 Life afterwards.
00:31:02 Too soon?
00:31:02 Yeah. Is that controversial, too? Titanic?
00:31:06 Yeah.
00:31:06 Way too soon. 19 oh 234 souls lost.
00:31:10 2023 five souls. Lot.
00:31:14 Yeah. Don't know where they're doing it.
00:31:15 So they really lost their souls and they where it was.
00:31:18 It's an expression.
00:31:19 I think it was in Grand Rapids, but they had a look.
00:31:22 They had a nice Titanic like museum exhibit that was kind of cool.
00:31:25 I forget where the fuck it was, but it was traveling.
00:31:30 They talked about
00:31:31 like the controversy surrounding the Titanic,
00:31:34 the it's still killing the conspiracy or the controversy?
00:31:39 No, just the fact that it's still killing people.
00:31:41 2023 does it?
00:31:44 If people are doing the submarine trial, look at it.
00:31:48 It's like, oh, yeah.
00:31:50 Oh, you're right.
00:31:51 It's sort of you smartest guy in the room.
00:31:54 Yeah.
00:31:55 No sense was.
00:31:59 Yeah, that was friggin pretty entertaining.
00:32:02 But I don't want him to have a little bit in a start.
00:32:07 Yeah, the idea of a little bit of an early you wouldn't even notice.
00:32:10 I do have a little bit of money
00:32:11 in a company that sends people to space for tourism.
00:32:15 That may be worth a lot in about ten years, but we will see
00:32:19 Steve basically suffer the same fate.
00:32:22 All it takes is one no trick
00:32:23 and the only one you can invest in is Virgin Galactic, which they're big
00:32:27 on financial issues, but I think they can easily push through them.
00:32:30 Honestly, it's like Apple. You know,
00:32:35 will throw a little bit of money at it.
00:32:38 I mean, it's like the it's like cryptocurrency,
00:32:42 like,
00:32:44 you know, fear of missing out.
00:32:46 So I put a little bit in it.
00:32:47 And if something happens, do it great.
00:32:50 And then if I don't put anything into it, I feel like an idiot.
00:32:54 Oh, Controversy.
00:32:55 What do you think about the second round of COVID
00:32:56 that they're trying to prep us for?
00:32:59 And that's going to that they're we're going to begin to potentially use it to
00:33:02 force everyone to use mail in ballots again, Weird how comes around.
00:33:06 Oh, in four years, isn't it?
00:33:11 Yeah, in
00:33:14 the election.
00:33:14 No, election's over.
00:33:18 You're right.
00:33:19 It's it's like locusts overcome water and
00:33:26 erections.
00:33:32 Boys are silly.
00:33:36 There's.
00:33:36 I wish I could be over in a different area because this was boring.
00:33:41 Oh, the moon looks fucking sweet.
00:33:43 Yeah, it was full moon couple of days ago.
00:33:45 Super, super blue moon.
00:33:49 Yeah.
00:33:49 Let's barely see it.
00:33:50 And I barely see it.
00:33:52 Yeah, it was there.
00:33:55 Pre government.
00:33:56 I don't know how to do that.
00:33:58 It's like right through the trees.
00:33:59 There's like a children's swing set right.
00:34:04 Great spot.
00:34:05 Then. You're not allowed there.
00:34:06 I've been doing some of the court order against that.
00:34:09 Who was there.
00:34:11 ac0 that's me.
00:34:12 Sorry, but frickin not allowed.
00:34:14 500 feet with an escort. Yeah, that's it.
00:34:17 Yeah.
00:34:18 Playground, right? No,
00:34:22 no, you are right.
00:34:23 Anywhere there's children.
00:34:24 Yeah. I don't know. I haven't.
00:34:26 Right.
00:34:26 So here's a controversial topic.
00:34:29 What do you think about you give it to me.
00:34:31 Age limits and politicians. What do you think?
00:34:33 What's happening with Mitch McConnell?
00:34:35 And yet another reboot, which is
00:34:40 I think at this point he's running for reelection.
00:34:43 So who's ever in charge of him?
00:34:45 Whatever you want to call him, his handlers,
00:34:47 his brand manager or whatever, because he's a brand.
00:34:49 He's not a person. You know, when you when you're in politics that long for
00:34:53 your brand,
00:34:54 they're going to roll him out like Weekend at Bernie's for another election.
00:34:58 The guy can't even you saw. Did you see him?
00:35:01 I'll find the last two clips.
00:35:02 He just shut down for a few minutes and they're like, Mitch, Mitch,
00:35:06 what do you think?
00:35:06 And then they're like, nudging him and he's just staring off into space.
00:35:09 It's our presidents like that to our president.
00:35:13 Was it a stroke situation or Nancy Pelosi?
00:35:16 She's had a couple of episodes.
00:35:19 At a certain point, somebody should step in.
00:35:22 Are they a I sometimes I blurted out stuff like, I've got to read.
00:35:27 I it's funny how, you know, a few years ago, Elon
00:35:32 Musk made some pretty like particular comments about A.I.
00:35:35 And here we are kind of ushering in that that that time, you know,
00:35:41 and you can kind of
00:35:41 look at what he was talking about and you're like, fuck,
00:35:43 I think I understand what he was talking about
00:35:46 in the meetings, though, to the right of what we know,
00:35:49 right?
00:35:50 Yeah, I know.
00:35:50 Imagine the technology is really into the, you know, able to invest
00:35:56 in, in that room and be in invest ahead of time like that, right?
00:35:59 Yeah. Billion in lithium.
00:36:02 What is it Pelosi
00:36:07 Yeah, I'm going to try and pull those up.
00:36:09 They had some I think it's crazy goes a 2008 was like Obama's shit
00:36:15 and he was drones dragging the fuck out of people.
00:36:19 And like a year and a half ago, I spent like just under $1,000
00:36:23 and bought a drone and, you know, that was
00:36:29 big ass drone or just a little
00:36:32 It's cute.
00:36:33 It's nice CGI or what is the DJI, DJI,
00:36:37 whatever it is,
00:36:44 it's a nice little piece of equipment,
00:36:46 but $1,000 in 2021 versus what they were using in 2008 versus
00:36:53 what they have now that we don't have access to cheaply.
00:36:57 You know who knows what the technology has been going into, like the UAP stuff.
00:37:01 But I mean, that could be advanced technology we're not privy to or
00:37:05 it could be aliens
00:37:08 early on.
00:37:09 Oh, that sounds controversial.
00:37:14 I think we got there.
00:37:16 My mom.
00:37:16 I don't know what
00:37:17 I don't know what my my, my mom is like, been over it stimulated by ancient aliens.
00:37:22 She imagines it all the time now.
00:37:24 And I didn't think she would be anyone at all
00:37:26 because her and my dad, my dad went to frickin
00:37:30 Catholic school,
00:37:32 got hit on the wrist by fucking nuns and shit.
00:37:34 My mom, only child
00:37:37 and my grandparents were heavily religious because they were Italian and stuff.
00:37:40 So yeah, this is interesting,
00:37:44 but I also feel that that's kind of the answer
00:37:48 to a lot of the mystery around that surrounds religion.
00:37:53 There's no such thing as angels and shit, but if we if
00:37:56 we were to see beings ascending, descend from the skies,
00:38:00 it would be right up there and it would be in a spaceship. So.
00:38:06 Right.
00:38:07 Yeah.
00:38:07 They gave you generations because they didn't know any other way to fly.
00:38:12 They didn't understand like, Oh, they flying,
00:38:14 they must be a fucking bird because that's all we see.
00:38:16 That's why I know, right?
00:38:19 If you were given like a vision of the future.
00:38:23 Right.
00:38:24 The Bronze Age villager was given a vision of the future
00:38:27 and saw, like a Comanche helicopter, they would have to describe it as, like,
00:38:31 I don't know, fire breathing, flying lion or something.
00:38:36 Right.
00:38:36 And the only thing is they have to put it in terms that they understand,
00:38:41 right.
00:38:42 Which is going back again to the
00:38:46 Cryptids show showed.
00:38:50 Yeah.
00:38:51 Where they all kind of had a weird
00:38:55 there was a lot of weird religious we're just
00:38:57 people were fooled to believe fucking anything
00:39:00 and there's a lot of dumb people that will believe anything.
00:39:02 And it just makes me think that like, somebody could easily be
00:39:05 tricked into thinking, you know, Jesus was somebody and that God exists.
00:39:09 Like it's just as fallible, you know, It's
00:39:17 horrible.
00:39:18 Well, there are some really far fetched.
00:39:20 I mean,
00:39:21 L Ron Hunger, Dianetics.
00:39:23 It's a work of fiction.
00:39:25 It's a science fiction novel, and then people develop Scientology out of it.
00:39:30 He wrote the challenge.
00:39:31 How could you possibly Is that true?
00:39:34 You might.
00:39:35 He was mocking a religion.
00:39:36 He wrote it on people. Yes.
00:39:39 He was saying sort of. I mean, yeah,
00:39:42 Boy was that people believed such nonsense
00:39:45 and people believed the nonsense that he was giving as an example.
00:39:51 Unbelievable.
00:39:53 What do they mean?
00:39:53 Same thing with Joseph Smith.
00:39:56 He was no God.
00:39:57 Yeah, well, he was a known con man, the Mormon guy.
00:40:00 Joseph Smith.
00:40:02 No, he was given.
00:40:03 No, no,
00:40:05 don't tell you do.
00:40:06 Or Joseph Smith?
00:40:08 No, Joseph Smith.
00:40:09 I tell you, the Mormons fiction fiction writer, but no Joseph Smith, wasn't he?
00:40:14 I don't think that he found
00:40:16 he found some some golden tablets or some shit that nobody else saw.
00:40:20 Yeah.
00:40:20 And he never saw again, but he remembered what they said.
00:40:24 He wrote it down.
00:40:25 But then that's also like Muslims.
00:40:28 Mohammed found
00:40:31 a something similar that
00:40:34 had some type of shit on there, but he could not read or write.
00:40:36 So somehow he was able to write the letter,
00:40:40 read this,
00:40:43 and he was a warmonger.
00:40:45 I reading this like, how do you hold on?
00:40:48 So just yeah, how do you Professor willing to take advantage
00:40:53 that vilify possibly every single religion?
00:40:56 Garry's going to say yes.
00:40:58 No, you got to judge each based on their own merit.
00:41:02 So to answer,
00:41:04 I still think and the smart guys that took power from a bunch of
00:41:09 other smart guys like the government, the government, so the Romans
00:41:13 or even way back, it created a deity that said, listen,
00:41:17 and just with a little bit of luck and some lightning, they fucking
00:41:19 scare the shit out of that government and created a power bigger than them.
00:41:23 Then that's where we have given this excruciating down room
00:41:29 poetic justice.
00:41:32 Interesting.
00:41:34 I believe in something, but
00:41:36 I don't believe in religion.
00:41:40 There are some similarities that run through them, like
00:41:44 love and peace and harmony and the golden rule
00:41:50 and being just being nice to one another and not lying.
00:41:53 And like there are some
00:41:56 things in all religions
00:41:57 that all line up together that are true.
00:42:02 Does that make the Beatles a religion?
00:42:07 Sure.
00:42:08 Everything you said sounded a lot like the Beatles songs.
00:42:12 Okay.
00:42:13 No, I was reading a Prince song earlier.
00:42:15 You hear that part or did you tune in late today?
00:42:20 Ooh, let's get back to that Prince song.
00:42:23 We have controversy right inside.
00:42:25 Fled Prince because I still don't know who wrote the Garden Party Fart Hardly.
00:42:30 Oh, that is a controversy so far too hard.
00:42:34 No, I'm not even sure I said it was always.
00:42:36 I just call it the garden party.
00:42:38 Gary was always infatuated with those lyrics
00:42:41 and he says it every time I see them.
00:42:43 Some point or at some point there was a transition period my entire life.
00:42:49 He said it every time I've seen them.
00:42:51 Really?
00:42:52 Every almost every time. Every.
00:42:54 Yeah. When I took it over, it became mine.
00:42:56 All right.
00:42:59 And I used to get like a
00:43:02 so referred to a certain farting in a garden.
00:43:04 Yeah. You should be able to quote it by now.
00:43:06 Everybody started.
00:43:08 Yeah. I don't want to end it.
00:43:10 I want to know who wrote it, words to it that never existed.
00:43:13 And you've changed it.
00:43:14 Well, that me.
00:43:14 That's good. Then started farting at a gardening party.
00:43:17 I could prepare you the you that was actually on paper.
00:43:20 Gary turned it into something else that's different than that's his.
00:43:23 That's probably the time travel paradox.
00:43:25 He probably has it in some notebook in some
00:43:28 if it was written down and he went back in time
00:43:31 and him to draw and then draw handed it to me and I read it
00:43:35 and then took that same piece of paper
00:43:37 and went back in time and had to draw again that it had no author.
00:43:46 The time travel I wouldn't even like.
00:43:49 I don't even want to take equal credit.
00:43:51 Like even if I give you any, I'll give you like maybe 10%,
00:43:56 maybe 15.
00:43:57 I'll just take it zero.
00:43:58 I'd take the hundred, 150.
00:44:03 We can't do that.
00:44:05 110% controversial controversy.
00:44:07 Is that just somebody showing us stupid there and say,
00:44:12 yeah, that's not controversial, that's just stupid.
00:44:15 Yeah.
00:44:17 Oh, let's go fucking let's look at that moon, motherfucker.
00:44:21 Look at it. It's fucking reflecting off the goddamn water here.
00:44:24 On what up?
00:44:25 They go.
00:44:26 Controversy.
00:44:28 I'm sorry.
00:44:30 Did you create a draft board or just fucking how beautiful that is.
00:44:33 Can you go
00:44:35 back to that lazy fagot without controversy?
00:44:38 That moon prayer looks giant to you, but it's a freaking pin that I know.
00:44:42 That's the worst thing about pictures.
00:44:45 It looks.
00:44:45 Yeah.
00:44:45 And even the spot like the reflection of the.
00:44:49 It looks like a little lowercase.
00:44:52 I see.
00:44:55 It's fucking gorgeous.
00:44:58 What?
00:44:59 You guys move around and your signal just gets shit
00:45:06 for a million jokes
00:45:09 thousandseven called they want their internet back
00:45:12 that they canceled to G
00:45:17 anybody else still on the line not
00:45:20 is this they are
00:45:22 I think this is a good time so I was talking about Mitch McConnell
00:45:26 the night might not be able to hear it but they can
00:45:29 use said to take my word for it.
00:45:34 One of my thoughts about what
00:45:36 running for reelection in 2016.
00:45:40 They ask him if he wants to run for reelection.
00:45:42 Controversy there.
00:45:43 He just he's out.
00:45:46 Amy, the question, Senator running for reelection is yelling in his ear.
00:45:51 So there was some controversy around the way he
00:45:54 the way that McCain does things.
00:45:55 Are you already knew that
00:45:57 you shouldn't be there.
00:45:59 You need to someone for a minute.
00:46:02 Well, no, he was supposed to he supposedly was being tried for war crimes, for
00:46:07 doing some dumb shit, and he was secretly assassinated behind the scenes.
00:46:12 Because when you when they describe his death, they describe him
00:46:14 as just kind of like kind of taking a seat on a bench by his favorite river
00:46:18 and just kind of like sat down and just kind of like, just kind of
00:46:21 went like, it sounds too picture perfect, you know, it's some made up.
00:46:27 Well, who's naive enough to think that that
00:46:30 that would be totally true because he must have known how much
00:46:36 and old people
00:46:37 write memoirs and babble and want to put a legacy in that
00:46:40 they don't want anyone else to hear that shit.
00:46:42 So sounds sensible to me. Whack them.
00:46:49 Yeah,
00:46:51 I wish somebody would whack a lot more former politicians.
00:46:54 I'm going to make that statement.
00:46:56 You're going to want to go put your hands. Investigate both your hand.
00:46:58 That's not what he meant.
00:47:00 And he said, No, I did.
00:47:02 No, that's exactly what I meant.
00:47:04 Masturbation,
00:47:06 100%. Sorry.
00:47:07 I didn't mean to sound murderous.
00:47:10 That's not me.
00:47:12 That's not what I meant.
00:47:14 No, that's not what I meant at all.
00:47:17 I promise if you if you're really.
00:47:20 I mean, if you know me, I'm saying orgasm without any touch.
00:47:23 Just thinking.
00:47:25 Okay, so I've heard that.
00:47:28 I don't think it's possible.
00:47:29 Sounds comfortable.
00:47:30 You have one hell.
00:47:35 Oh, he cut out one hell of a one you mentioned.
00:47:38 No matter how great the dream about, it's always in or
00:47:42 doesn't matter what
00:47:43 you get, You don't have a smaller penis and a higher man.
00:47:47 You know, That's kind of what I feel.
00:47:48 Bigger penis would take more mental,
00:47:53 at least for me.
00:47:53 So I'd be like children nowadays are being kind of
00:47:57 I feel like children are being given a larger
00:48:00 than we were.
00:48:01 They're almost being told like, oh, you could potentially try sucking a dick
00:48:07 and have the kid even thinking he's going to regret that for the rest of his life.
00:48:11 They're being told that in their own school.
00:48:12 They're being taught that, you know, it's not a bit like, Oh, you might as well
00:48:16 just give it a try. Like just, you know, you never know.
00:48:18 And I got that.
00:48:21 I don't that makes sense.
00:48:23 I don't know. You want him to find
00:48:26 the dude.
00:48:26 You want him to be gay and not like, be shown like, Oh, here's an option.
00:48:31 You know, you don't want to say anything to them.
00:48:32 You just want to let them decide, right?
00:48:35 Yeah.
00:48:35 Same thing with sexual orientation.
00:48:37 Even politics, religion.
00:48:40 I tried not to indoctrinate my children.
00:48:42 I expose them to everything and shared what I thought was important.
00:48:45 And I hope some of that rubs off from their intelligence. Yeah.
00:48:48 Unfortunately, the United Nations is scary as fuck.
00:48:51 I hope they're way more intelligent than me
00:48:53 and they make better decisions than me.
00:48:57 I want to indoctrinate, but I want to.
00:48:59 I want to show my very values.
00:49:01 I don't want to indoctrinate them with them,
00:49:04 give it up to them so they can hurt me before I'm in the grave.
00:49:07 Being in a controversy,
00:49:10 somebody is urinating
00:49:12 in public.
00:49:14 Nice.
00:49:15 Believe it or not, even though we can't see a thing
00:49:17 that is not allowed on YouTube.
00:49:20 Wow. Really?
00:49:22 Right. You see.
00:49:23 But yet they even just claiming that I'm doing it.
00:49:26 What if I'm not actually doing it?
00:49:27 I'm just laying, pouring water.
00:49:29 I don't think YouTube cares. There's nobody around.
00:49:31 Even though the LGB, if nobody play a game called or dildo
00:49:35 on the alphabet that's not banned.
00:49:39 It's always a dick.
00:49:40 What's it called?
00:49:42 They play it with Sheen and a gay guy pulls his pants down behind the sheet.
00:49:46 They don't show anything because it's YouTube.
00:49:48 It's three whenever you want.
00:49:50 It's totally eight.
00:49:51 Oh, And they play a game called Dick or Dildo where another guy sticks
00:49:55 either a dick or a bill. Go in and try to guess what it is,
00:50:02 the tick.
00:50:03 And every conservative uses it as an alternative.
00:50:05 They're like, Dude, you banned me saying
00:50:06 that we can't take ivermectin and yet you still get your dildo to kids.
00:50:11 You know exactly where you're going with,
00:50:14 especially the platforms like Snapchat and TikTok.
00:50:17 They are.
00:50:19 You can't say certain things, but boy, do I see a bunch of videos on there
00:50:22 where all they do is bleep the words out
00:50:24 and you know exactly what they're talking about
00:50:26 and they're talking about the fucked up shit, huh?
00:50:30 I tried to find some controversial art, but it's all just stupid
00:50:35 objects and shit being a real controversial art.
00:50:38 Who can think a dick as a controversial?
00:50:43 That's Andy Warhol.
00:50:45 I went to the DIA one time and there was a painting of two
00:50:49 really large obese people on the couch, and they call that art.
00:50:52 I thought that was discussing as far as you could see.
00:50:54 Dick and her vagina and her gross titties.
00:50:57 It was yeah, it was ridiculous.
00:50:58 And they were like, Look, it's the grossness that makes it art.
00:51:02 Was it a painting or was it actual people because they had a live?
00:51:05 No, it was painting. It was a painting.
00:51:07 I saw a table, the left with the head, cigaret, butts and beer cans.
00:51:12 It looked like the day after party and they just put three inches a select over.
00:51:16 People are clapping.
00:51:19 Wow. Wait, hold on though.
00:51:21 If you look at the shit, I loved it all.
00:51:24 This is total tinfoil hat shit.
00:51:27 If you look at the really, really rich, they need a place to put their money
00:51:30 to avoid taxes.
00:51:31 And a lot of them make up this fake bullshit modern art.
00:51:34 They add a value to it and they feel the appraiser is like,
00:51:38 you know, having to have a thing instead of cash and just shout out to her.
00:51:43 Oh, yeah,
00:51:47 pretty good.
00:51:47 That's pretty much why he sells paintings.
00:51:49 It's on money laundering. Yeah, they aren't.
00:51:52 Well, not I shouldn't this that kind of hatred and bigotry.
00:51:55 I mean, it's brilliant. It's a brilliant ploy.
00:51:58 Good business, right?
00:52:00 It's a brilliant ploy because I'm just selling a painting.
00:52:02 Whoever. It's art.
00:52:04 So whoever wants to pay $1,000,000 for it, that's on them, you know?
00:52:09 So here's a controversial art piece.
00:52:11 In 95, this guy dropped a 100 year old man, and I hang him.
00:52:17 Dynasty,
00:52:21 Ming Dynasty
00:52:25 that called
00:52:25 when they actually do a performance piece.
00:52:29 He dropped a really wow offensive.
00:52:36 What's his message?
00:52:39 Well, I don't think that art is worth
00:52:41 as much as the the pottery he destroyed
00:52:45 here.
00:52:46 General Mao used to tell us
00:52:47 we can only build a new world if we destroyed the old one.
00:52:51 But he was doing it for money. No
00:52:54 way. In 95.
00:53:00 Yeah, there's one of these.
00:53:01 Look at that.
00:53:01 That's. That's art. It's kind of like the table.
00:53:03 An art piece.
00:53:05 Look at that mess. But
00:53:09 I forget what the story was.
00:53:10 But yeah, he drew like a smiley face on some random art piece because he didn't.
00:53:14 They call that defacing, but he was actually adding a face to it.
00:53:20 That's controversy
00:53:23 and irony.
00:53:27 Why is my shirt wrinkly?
00:53:29 Is it shirt irony?
00:53:33 You have to hold the show for some reason.
00:53:35 I can't hear Brady's mic anymore.
00:53:36 But now that it matters and the podcast got better.
00:53:38 Technically, yeah. Oh, let's see that shirt.
00:53:41 Stand up.
00:53:42 You hear that? Now?
00:53:45 I'm probably doubled.
00:53:49 This is not your shirt.
00:53:51 Oh, this is not that.
00:53:57 Okay, well, thanks for that.
00:53:59 Oh, I like that. Anyway.
00:54:02 Oh, that's great.
00:54:08 I still like it.
00:54:12 Mine's on his little.
00:54:16 And here anything.
00:54:19 Then there's an audio problem.
00:54:23 Oh, I think there's an audio problem.
00:54:28 Please stand by,
00:54:33 my girl. You.
00:54:39 There he is.
00:54:42 Oh. Oh,
00:54:44 where he is.
00:54:46 Oh, there it is. Woo!
00:55:09 What do you want to break?
00:55:13 I left and came back because I wasn't sure it was on my own.
00:55:15 But here we go. Here,
00:55:18 here's the.
00:55:19 Oh, there we go. It's fucking beautiful.
00:55:21 Now, can you show us with the shirt off?
00:55:25 Slowly.
00:55:26 Can you put this little.
00:55:30 So I forgot it wasn't a smiley face.
00:55:32 It was a security guard.
00:55:34 Two eyes on a on a Russian painting.
00:55:37 That's part of a face like doing.
00:55:39 He was like, I don't like the way that looks.
00:55:41 And so he drew fucking eyes.
00:55:43 And of course, I don't know,
00:55:45 some Russian asshole.
00:55:49 This is my birthday.
00:55:51 So he he drew.
00:55:53 He put eyes on the Russian painting because they're like, the way that fucking
00:55:56 looked
00:56:05 like this.
00:56:06 It tried to make it.
00:56:07 I guess I got it.
00:56:09 That's actually
00:56:13 when you're fucking lounging.
00:56:16 Yep. I'm standing up next to his wife,
00:56:20 whacking her for the eyes when they're on the screen.
00:56:25 Yeah.
00:56:25 Now, Drew Newman is a janitor that worked at the museum.
00:56:31 Fucking brilliant.
00:56:31 Does he still work there?
00:56:32 You know what?
00:56:33 I don't know what? He's fucking famous.
00:56:36 He's famous now, so.
00:56:37 I mean,
00:56:39 he's a famous artist.
00:56:41 We're going to have a fart. Artist.
00:56:44 Artist.
00:56:46 Artists are very hard artists to leave.
00:56:49 Oh 35 Earning party.
00:56:53 I can't even turn up on
00:56:54 rap like a three words
00:56:58 fucking essay, Right?
00:56:59 Right.
00:57:00 But they also
00:57:02 say, That's okay.
00:57:06 Even I'm good.
00:57:06 I can do this.
00:57:07 And you guys,
00:57:11 Dolly Parton farted hardly in my party for
00:57:18 somebody.
00:57:20 Let's just suspend.
00:57:22 Yeah. Okay.
00:57:23 Give me a break on
00:57:25 the controversy.
00:57:27 Controversy?
00:57:30 There will be controversy.
00:57:32 Uh, I tried to come up with something that wasn't controversial.
00:57:37 I had trouble.
00:57:39 I just tried to get in trouble.
00:57:41 Yeah.
00:57:42 Toy toys.
00:57:44 I'm a big fan of toys.
00:57:46 Sex toys.
00:57:48 Oh, see, I knew you'd go there.
00:57:51 Oh, with the best party. So there was this
00:57:54 chick who was a wrestler,
00:57:56 and she was pretty young, and was from England and during the WWE.
00:58:02 And she had some videos come out because her and her boyfriend
00:58:06 were just like, freaky and she was weird and she had this pump toy
00:58:11 that would stretch out her asshole
00:58:12 and vagina, and she was excited about stressing her ass or vagina.
00:58:16 And there's videos other excited about stretching her asshole ass
00:58:20 hole and vagina and just bragging about that is just the start.
00:58:23 That is her quote.
00:58:24 It's just the start.
00:58:26 I think it's hilarious.
00:58:28 It's my brother. Wow.
00:58:30 To this day. So those are some pretty acts.
00:58:32 Those
00:58:34 pages are okay.
00:58:37 Yeah. Yeah.
00:58:38 I don't like toy guns and Star Wars.
00:58:41 And then opening it
00:58:43 with more of YouTube, you can technically there was a
00:58:46 because it was only one of the weeks
00:58:48 the fuck that they call it a fat.
00:58:50 Those leaks
00:58:51 where all the dipshit celebrities are have been sending
00:58:54 pornographic photos of each other.
00:58:55 And then guess would you attack somebody that has all of your pornographic photos?
00:59:02 Now, speaking of Hope Solo,
00:59:05 she's got a gross butthole.
00:59:08 Oh, okay.
00:59:10 I don't care.
00:59:13 That's a Star Wars toy
00:59:15 in its original packaging, where women
00:59:19 they want. Well, this is controversial.
00:59:21 Jerry didn't even have a rebuttal, and I was upset.
00:59:24 So this is a toy shape dodger.
00:59:28 It was this in?
00:59:30 Please.
00:59:30 Nobody else had a toy rant. Went.
00:59:33 I am against toy guns
00:59:38 or weapons of any sort.
00:59:40 I don't like them little army man soldiers.
00:59:42 I hate them.
00:59:43 Well, why not now?
00:59:46 I'm against war and guns.
00:59:49 I don't like any of fucking toy. Dude.
00:59:51 What are you going to ban Ram Rambo movies? What's next?
00:59:54 And she played. We're going to ban all that.
00:59:57 Can't have Forrest Gump.
00:59:58 It's too scary.
01:00:00 And war. Would you be kidding me?
01:00:03 Happy and calm.
01:00:04 All civil citizens.
01:00:06 No, you don't. No. Cops are the scary part.
01:00:09 I hate helicopters.
01:00:10 Always might have been a robber.
01:00:14 Yeah, this has international citizens.
01:00:17 How about in cowboys and Indians?
01:00:19 William, is that is. I didn't actually have hurt.
01:00:21 And I was just. We started.
01:00:22 We started chasing.
01:00:24 I wanted to be carbon busting somebody who maybe, like, shouldn't be busted.
01:00:28 That's like the controversy.
01:00:30 One want to go wherever I want and I wouldn't have to do what I wanted to chase
01:00:37 criminals being criminals perfectly.
01:00:39 Okay.
01:00:39 Cops making a mistake, busting criminals, God forbid.
01:00:44 Well, crime are higher standards and much, much higher heart, harder life.
01:00:48 We live long for the right, you know.
01:00:53 No, the good guys have to have standards.
01:00:56 And it's it's not fair.
01:00:57 I mean, no, it shouldn't.
01:00:59 It's by design.
01:01:01 I say, Oh, I need to go home at night.
01:01:03 That's not exactly.
01:01:04 Have you seen sign up for
01:01:07 now what they signed up for.
01:01:09 They signed up for giving their life
01:01:12 date.
01:01:13 Possibly.
01:01:14 You can tell the good guys from the bad guys by the tactics they employ.
01:01:19 So that's that shouldn't be a
01:01:24 something that happens within the job, Right?
01:01:26 Like people shouldn't be killing police, right?
01:01:30 They shouldn't be in a situation where they should be their life should be.
01:01:33 So this is not a normal thing by saying that it is something
01:01:37 that should be expected and is just absolutely ridiculous to even say
01:01:42 so. I'm about to go.
01:01:44 What a fucking bad ass reason.
01:01:46 I am going to get it out.
01:01:49 I am in my
01:01:51 fucking eyeball in my my garden every day.
01:01:55 Help this place.
01:01:57 Shit. How are you going to give it?
01:01:58 You're
01:02:00 probably not on the premises.
01:02:02 I can just pretend the audience.
01:02:04 This black guy was in the wrong place, wrong time.
01:02:06 And the cops were trying to break into his house,
01:02:10 and then it ended up severing your security doors.
01:02:14 And now?
01:02:14 Now they're charging him with.
01:02:18 Let me keep charging them with the money because.
01:02:21 Yes, they thought he was
01:02:24 a little little bit controversial.
01:02:26 So going forward, I do have an idea because you do have a second mic there.
01:02:30 If you had an audible audio source.
01:02:33 I have a microphone.
01:02:35 I can I can just turn and you can look like fucking crazy.
01:02:39 Well, I don't know. I'm not a you're the super genius.
01:02:41 Let me.
01:02:44 And you should be able to not
01:02:45 only pretend like I know it's like I only pretend like I know
01:02:48 it's like I only pretend like I know it's like I only pretend like I never like
01:02:50 only pretend like I only pretend like I know where you live.
01:02:53 Got to go.
01:02:54 All right, So don't say anything
01:02:57 or fuck at home when
01:03:01 it's time for labor.
01:03:04 For labor, For labor.
01:03:07 Sometimes to
01:03:15 with that story. Ryan, what can you tell us?
01:03:17 Like that going to be a problem?
01:03:18 Somebody needs to make that a beat.
01:03:20 That is a sweet beat.
01:03:21 Somebody let me play this latest for them and then I'll explain it.
01:03:26 Controversial arrest all caught on camera.
01:03:28 Chaos at the front door of a miami Gardens home
01:03:31 when police were trying to arrest a suspect right here on the subway.
01:03:35 Tonight, I'm Chris Harsh.
01:03:36 Tonight, that suspect's mother has a much different story than one.
01:03:40 Yeah, losing her son of nbc six is Ryan Nelson spoke with her
01:03:43 about what she witnessed
01:03:45 and is live in northwest Miami-Dade with that is actually pretty boring
01:03:51 but during the man they almost won it.
01:03:53 SLATER John runs inside slamming the door
01:03:57 or he's seen talking on the phone and going in and out of the house.
01:04:01 This is the warrant for the attempted burglary.
01:04:03 BLOOMBERG Ryan's family says this video they gave NBC six proves he's innocent.
01:04:08 About 30 minutes before police show up at the door, he's
01:04:11 seen talking on the phone and going in and out of the house.
01:04:15 Minutes later, John runs inside,
01:04:18 slamming the door before police demand he come out.
01:04:21 A sergeant's thumb is severed in the process, now needing surgery.
01:04:25 John faces charges of aggravated battery and resisting with violence,
01:04:29 but not attempted burglary.
01:04:30 So now that he.
01:04:33 All right,
01:04:36 they thought he was an attempted burglary for the house.
01:04:39 He was he was not the correct person
01:04:42 and in the process locked up their own thumb.
01:04:45 They're charging him with resisting with violence, whatever that even means.
01:04:50 So fuck all because of their mistake.
01:04:53 It was a mistake. Wrong guy, wrong place,
01:04:56 right?
01:04:57 They should absolutely have a higher standard.
01:05:00 They're going they're going to fuck this guy
01:05:01 because it's easier for everyone.
01:05:03 Can't afford to fight it.
01:05:11 You got that?
01:05:12 I mean, you.
01:05:14 No, no, no.
01:05:14 I'm sorry,
01:05:17 but it does lead me to the Black Lives Matter
01:05:20 movement, because, you know, all that money was stolen.
01:05:23 But since the Black Lives Matter movement is
01:05:26 is set set to defund the police departments,
01:05:31 basically, like, is there any cost in defunding something?
01:05:37 I mean, you're taking money away.
01:05:41 So what's the cost of that?
01:05:44 When you saw the houses that the founders purchased.
01:05:47 Right.
01:05:47 They got to put an incredible man away.
01:05:49 The money.
01:05:51 Right.
01:05:52 So it costs money to take away money.
01:05:55 It is a big scale.
01:06:01 You need to kill them so they don't die.
01:06:04 What movie was that? The animals actually
01:06:09 did kill
01:06:11 the guy
01:06:14 and then, you know, suffering.
01:06:17 And I can hear that damned frickin quote in my head.
01:06:20 What is the
01:06:23 to kill a reasonable guy?
01:06:26 I'm Chris.
01:06:27 Tonight.
01:06:31 Let me tell you, we lose Gary.
01:06:33 We lost Gary.
01:06:35 That's okay. No sugar.
01:06:37 Oh, oh, oh.
01:06:39 So it's not worth gun.
01:06:40 Oh, he moved.
01:06:42 What? I'm here.
01:06:44 I like being here.
01:06:46 I put my phone down. It's help.
01:06:48 What are the controversial?
01:06:50 Oh, I guess it's so hard, huh?
01:06:52 There were in this fucking
01:06:54 South Park.
01:06:55 Are we should have an idea.
01:06:58 Can I bring it up?
01:06:59 Woman Rainbow potentially is controversial because it's so stupid. Yes.
01:07:05 So there's a women are complaining about women that's usually
01:07:09 truck stops aren't bearing feminine products.
01:07:14 And they say that there's only 6.6% of the truckers are female
01:07:18 because the truck stops don't carry feminine products.
01:07:22 I the asshole now is this man's gas did it.
01:07:26 It's just maybe only 6.6% of the clients now they don't have the shelf real estate.
01:07:33 It'd be a waste.
01:07:33 In other words, I was called.
01:07:37 I really think I'm hateful toward men
01:07:41 that that controversial.
01:07:43 The truck stop.
01:07:43 It's only 6.6% of truckers that are women that have products.
01:07:48 Or am I an asshole when
01:07:55 which right which
01:07:58 which Now
01:08:03 what about the lot?
01:08:03 Lizards.
01:08:06 You know they have you guys heard of like, lizards?
01:08:08 Or they could just get tampons from the lot. Yes.
01:08:11 At the point
01:08:13 the men are resourceful, they wouldn't bitch complain and or no tampons.
01:08:16 They would just steal or buy tampons
01:08:20 if if men needed have them, which would, you know, relaxing.
01:08:24 Let's carry on.
01:08:26 No. Go see me or show up to work prepared during the open bleed campaigns.
01:08:32 Oh, crime and really no hope.
01:08:33 And I've heard of them.
01:08:33 Burn your bras, but never open bleep or the only.
01:08:37 That's not a thing You can go Yeah,
01:08:40 yeah, no and see
01:08:41 anything with that pants to accentuate.
01:08:44 Yeah.
01:08:45 No, that was what that was.
01:08:47 That was theater. It was, it was a few years ago.
01:08:49 I'm assuming it's probably still going on.
01:08:52 That was not real.
01:08:54 I like the brawl here.
01:08:57 There's also a jogger or to a runner of some sort.
01:09:01 And one of the fucking there was a runner who also, I think.
01:09:05 No, no, no.
01:09:05 These were no, this is a different story with something going to shit.
01:09:08 They could have been shooting a jogger was shooting them.
01:09:10 Yeah. Runners crapped themselves.
01:09:12 That's funny.
01:09:14 Yeah.
01:09:15 What if they need a tampon?
01:09:22 I love
01:09:24 something like this
01:09:26 when me and my boyfriend get them as soon as I put a tampon in their
01:09:32 pocket with what it's used for to soak up blood.
01:09:34 Right.
01:09:35 Okay. Whatever
01:09:37 is not gay, but his boyfriend is to keep going,
01:09:41 keep trying to talk dirty or keeping, though if you're if if you're only a giver
01:09:45 and not a getter, you're not gay.
01:09:50 How about them?
01:09:51 The other way around?
01:09:52 Depends on how much of a you. Right.
01:09:55 How much power does it take?
01:09:58 If you would have no idea
01:10:02 our bottom that sounds like a song to me
01:10:06 is like a bug.
01:10:07 Actually, it is a bug zapper.
01:10:10 I need it right here.
01:10:11 Like can't that that every ever except examples of
01:10:16 and it's got this little this little thing that attracts them.
01:10:20 So I'm trying to like
01:10:23 You mean here I don't know where they're coming from my lady.
01:10:26 Oh I have a window open.
01:10:28 I've got a window open. That was stupid.
01:10:40 iPhone windows open.
01:10:45 I'm outside.
01:10:49 I'm in a lighthouse.
01:10:52 Now, that's pretty controversial.
01:10:53 It's because if I move anywhere else,
01:10:56 the lighthouse still functioning.
01:10:59 Oh, so they there's a charity involvement
01:11:03 that is keeping the light going because it's not needed anymore.
01:11:08 Because both of us used to be the old fashioned
01:11:12 rotating light until about
01:11:15 like five or six years ago.
01:11:17 They put an LED light that just
01:11:21 And so you used to have that classic sweeping
01:11:24 light, which was fucking great.
01:11:26 Now you just have this blinking led,
01:11:28 still blinking.
01:11:29 I mean, good for that.
01:11:30 But that it was the most north point of the thumb.
01:11:33 So that's the back in the day
01:11:37 point class is the.
01:11:40 Yeah.
01:11:40 No, for sure.
01:11:43 For sure.
01:11:44 Yeah yeah. Michigan the
01:11:47 lighthouse think
01:11:48 they sold them but they put them up for auction.
01:11:53 The lighthouse.
01:11:54 Yeah.
01:11:54 There was like one of the maintenance hassle than a fun thing to have.
01:11:58 There was one that was for sale just in the in the frickin Detroit area.
01:12:03 Sort of.
01:12:04 Yeah.
01:12:04 Yeah, I think it was
01:12:08 auction.
01:12:11 Yeah.
01:12:11 And they were you but you pretty much had there and
01:12:16 Yeah there they were only ten grand.
01:12:21 We considered it for second.
01:12:27 That's good.
01:12:28 And Gary will buy a lighthouse.
01:12:31 I want to be a lighthouse keeper and live out by the sea.
01:12:35 I want to be a lighthouse keeper and something company.
01:12:38 I don't know how it goes, but it's from Clockwork Orange.
01:12:44 That's a pretty controversial movie about control.
01:12:47 I believe. So. It had 21 chapters
01:12:52 there.
01:12:52 The the Burgess, the original book.
01:12:55 But the first American copies were only sold with the first 20 chapters
01:13:00 because they reverted back to evil
01:13:03 after they fix him and make A Clockwork Orange.
01:13:07 And he goes back to being evil again.
01:13:13 So there goes a pop.
01:13:15 It's working.
01:13:20 Yeah.
01:13:21 So it got one.
01:13:23 It did just go up.
01:13:25 Well, I'm getting it up.
01:13:28 Lighthouse Keeper, Did you see the controversy?
01:13:31 Right.
01:13:32 I want to be a lighthouse keeper so I can sing it with.
01:13:36 I just.
01:13:38 You sing part of it.
01:13:42 I don't know the lyrics,
01:13:43 but this one, this thing does.
01:13:55 I want a marriage license
01:13:59 company that
01:14:02 I got
01:14:18 that was silly.
01:14:19 And I don't think I've ever been a tiny bit gay.
01:14:23 At the same time. Yeah,
01:14:27 and as an assault
01:14:28 brigade, the best kind of gay?
01:14:32 I don't know.
01:14:32 You told me.
01:14:34 I look.
01:14:35 So did Lee Harvey Oswald act alone?
01:14:38 Reportedly, Seaman Assault is on him.
01:14:40 Yes, but did he act alone?
01:14:42 I don't even think he did it.
01:14:44 Right.
01:14:46 Right. It was.
01:14:47 It was a miracle shot.
01:14:49 Is that can be attributed to his training.
01:14:54 A lot of practice.
01:14:57 It was just a really sharp shot, a lucky shot.
01:15:00 People tried to recreate it and couldn't do it that fast.
01:15:03 Was he just the scapegoat? Right.
01:15:04 Or did they set him up?
01:15:07 Did he know he was going to be set up?
01:15:10 The Jack Ruby thing throws everything off
01:15:12 because he was it was a fluke that he was in town.
01:15:16 Or was it
01:15:18 he got killed?
01:15:19 I don't know.
01:15:21 It's it's it's quite controversial, but we
01:15:24 I think the three of us are in lockstep in agreement
01:15:27 that that that was just the story for the public.
01:15:31 The CIA and the FBI need to be disbanded.
01:15:34 Why not corrupt organizations?
01:15:36 Why do they keep extending the the classified
01:15:40 that should have been released several times?
01:15:42 You think people are still right? They're scared.
01:15:45 I think there's still this got you oppose stuff declassified.
01:15:48 People still in power.
01:15:51 They've got declassified documents on all sorts
01:15:55 of what used to be conspiracy theories that are now just fact.
01:16:01 So that's that's not controversial
01:16:04 anymore.
01:16:06 There was some other shit recently that they were not
01:16:09 wanting to declassify
01:16:13 because of that declassifying shit like
01:16:15 so like the family of Bob Saget not wanting to
01:16:18 declassify his that there is some weird shit surrounding his death,
01:16:24 but there's also some not weird shit too, because there is.
01:16:27 There's not any video.
01:16:29 Yeah, I think.
01:16:31 I think there's more to it than there is.
01:16:33 He fell in a really weird way and had
01:16:36 it was the trauma.
01:16:37 The thing was it was no. Yeah.
01:16:41 He would have ever been placed in his final resting place.
01:16:43 But they said that
01:16:46 the only link that there was,
01:16:48 there was a video with their parents but there was video
01:16:51 from outside the hotel room and they was he there was nobody at the door
01:16:57 from when he went in and when he left.
01:16:58 But his room did have a adjacent room that had an attached door.
01:17:04 And there is a chance that somebody may have been in there, but
01:17:07 you would think that they would have video of every single second prior to that.
01:17:12 So whether the person hanging out there for months, but now there are
01:17:16 some weird conspiracy shit and I get that your family member died, but
01:17:22 I don't sense the fucking rumors by just putting.
01:17:24 Who cares?
01:17:25 He hit his head.
01:17:25 He was on a rolling and then Robin Williams and Robin Williams autoerotic.
01:17:32 Let's say he was choking.
01:17:34 It was from like, I don't know, it was.
01:17:36 It was somewhere where you wouldn't hang yourself.
01:17:38 It was from like a doorknob.
01:17:39 Robin Williams Yeah.
01:17:41 Do you know how short you'd have to be to hang yourself by the doorknob?
01:17:45 Yeah, That's like Peter Dinklage.
01:17:47 I've never, never done it, but I heard it 100 times more.
01:17:51 Everybody's know.
01:17:53 I mean, my mike really was murdered really early.
01:17:55 I've never done it or really that much more than.
01:18:00 No, you've never died on a doorknob.
01:18:04 I've never, never tried to get that close.
01:18:07 Now, my brothers and I, we would be used to like if you,
01:18:11 if you lean forward, breathe really heavy.
01:18:18 That was great timing.
01:18:19 I love those.
01:18:20 Yeah. You'd fall and you wake up all tingly.
01:18:23 You wouldn't remember. Wow.
01:18:24 Then you wake up all tingly.
01:18:26 Yeah. Yeah.
01:18:27 I used to spin around in the front yard.
01:18:32 Have you run into a wall at first of love?
01:18:35 These buttons.
01:18:41 I'm using this button.
01:18:44 Let me have the button.
01:18:48 Says you're
01:18:49 profound,
01:18:52 as it was 40% deep.
01:18:55 I know. Everything's just deep.
01:18:56 That's all it is.
01:18:56 Just deep.
01:18:58 Any matter.
01:19:01 And all it does is just.
01:19:02 It prevents them from smelling you.
01:19:05 So when it's like, repellant, when it says repellant, that's
01:19:08 I think it kind of a misnomer because it's not keeping them away.
01:19:11 They just can't smell like that. Your food.
01:19:14 Oh, yes.
01:19:17 It's not like, oh, I don't like the smell.
01:19:18 Let me get the fuck away from home.
01:19:20 So I think the controversy there is that it's not actually repellent.
01:19:24 Do you want me to keep her away or separate?
01:19:28 That's why it's important to have them,
01:19:30 because they can still smell it sweating,
01:19:33 right? Me?
01:19:35 I'm still with my family.
01:19:36 My family won't get back because as I get it, Are you there?
01:19:39 So it also depends on blood type.
01:19:41 They like a specific blood type too.
01:19:44 Definitely. My what we're doing also bathroom.
01:19:46 We're fagots. Well, maybe.
01:19:48 Maybe they like to get high now.
01:19:49 They used to avoid me.
01:19:51 Yeah.
01:19:52 When you put a penis in your butt, things change it.
01:19:56 Interesting.
01:19:57 For some reason they can tell you're soft.
01:19:59 You're not like that.
01:20:01 They could tell yourself to go to sleep good or frail.
01:20:05 No, no kidding.
01:20:07 Sure.
01:20:08 There's plenty gays.
01:20:08 Oh, no. Not taking.
01:20:11 But let's not magazine laws in 2021.
01:20:17 Who was that ugly bitch on the screen?
01:20:20 Uh, accidentally lost the guy.
01:20:24 She is like, she's like, I know that's not that black.
01:20:28 Well, no, no, don't make me seem like a racist as.
01:20:31 You know,
01:20:33 it's funny how quick actors coming out.
01:20:35 Oh, because of the Bob Saget thing.
01:20:38 Yeah, it the video but I couldn't.
01:20:40 And so Chris Cornell also controversy and that happened at the MGM Grand
01:20:46 which makes me mad because I would love to find what room that is
01:20:49 but they change the wrappers around after that happened
01:20:52 so you may get the Chris Cornell you may not.
01:20:55 But he's supposedly hung himself
01:20:58 a light fixture in the bathroom,
01:21:01 but supposedly the light fixture wouldn't have been enough to hold the weight.
01:21:05 And so there were some other shit involved with that as well.
01:21:12 And then his his whole tie to
01:21:15 the Linkin Park lead singer Chester Bennington
01:21:18 is that his godfather is Chris Cornell.
01:21:21 And so and Chris Cornell was supposedly
01:21:24 molested as a child, and so was Chester Bennington.
01:21:28 And that supposedly way Chester was suicidal.
01:21:32 And all of this ties in with the Hollywood elite and that type of bullshit
01:21:37 because Chester very much specifically was born into that.
01:21:42 If you're fucking godfather is Chris Cornell, you're obviously coming in with
01:21:46 Do you mean some ties there?
01:21:49 No, no, no.
01:21:50 The music industry is different.
01:21:51 Jews control music.
01:21:53 Black people do, don't they? Anyway, people.
01:21:56 Well, maybe they do.
01:21:56 I don't know. We go, So
01:22:00 it's not their fault.
01:22:01 It's big banks.
01:22:02 Not about America, you know.
01:22:04 I mean this. I love Jay-Z. The story of OJ
01:22:07 write nigger, dark nigger, nigger, nigger,
01:22:11 nigger, nigger, still, nigger.
01:22:14 It's brilliant because he's basically
01:22:16 he's honestly saying, no matter where you are, you're so N-word.
01:22:20 He's saying that
01:22:24 stop being an N-word no matter where you're at.
01:22:27 Because he also says, how did you get all the money in the world?
01:22:30 Credit?
01:22:33 And he breaks down.
01:22:37 I'll take it back.
01:22:37 At the beginning, I could have bought a mansion in Dumbo,
01:22:41 which is in New York, which is a high end district.
01:22:43 And he said for 1,000,020 years later,
01:22:46 and I say it's worth 20 million, how do I feel? Dumb?
01:22:49 And then he also says, I would have
01:22:52 not bought all the cars I bought.
01:22:54 I would have bought property.
01:22:57 Take your drug money by the neighborhood
01:23:00 is basically what he's saying and I know what he did. So
01:23:04 he's trying to educate
01:23:06 people to be more like, Do you know
01:23:10 what on a bad play?
01:23:11 I mean, they're smart business business wise.
01:23:19 It's a great song
01:23:22 and almost the lyrics to them,
01:23:24 a kind of fumble with
01:23:27 hold on a second,
01:23:40 you right
01:23:45 there screwed with me.
01:23:51 Breaking news, Bob Saget is dead.
01:23:55 This just days ago.
01:23:57 The system is failing.
01:23:59 He died from head trauma.
01:24:01 No drugs or alcohol, no belt was wrapped around his neck, which was weird.
01:24:05 Nobody even asked if there was a belt wrapped around his neck.
01:24:08 Right. Right. Or somebody did.
01:24:11 There had to be.
01:24:12 I mean, I'm sure I didn't see it.
01:24:15 We all should know is from America's Funniest Home Videos.
01:24:18 There was no video.
01:24:20 How did this three story fall?
01:24:22 Head trauma happen?
01:24:24 And then he
01:24:25 leaves bed and then he lays in bed all calm and like nothing happened.
01:24:29 Well, maybe he didn't die right away.
01:24:32 Well, he would have not been able to make it to his room.
01:24:36 How do you know?
01:24:37 Based on doctors estimation,
01:24:40 the head trauma, You know, that was a little bit offensive to me.
01:24:44 I didn't mean.
01:24:44 So how the fuck would, you know fucking
01:24:49 stop being so controversial?
01:24:50 You're no fucking shit.
01:24:53 Nobody does.
01:24:54 You make shit up.
01:24:58 What?
01:24:58 The doctors makes it up.
01:25:00 They made up doctoring.
01:25:02 It didn't exist.
01:25:02 Yeah, they made it up
01:25:05 though, right?
01:25:07 Right, Bill.
01:25:09 Right in the head.
01:25:11 That's what they used to do, which is sweet.
01:25:14 My daughter's going to be some type of psychologist.
01:25:18 Oh, no, I'm so sorry.
01:25:19 I can't.
01:25:19 Oh, it's a it's a it's $1,000,000,000 industry, but it's completely false.
01:25:25 She's smart.
01:25:28 I mean, as far as an industry, that's going to pay well and,
01:25:30 you know, my, my, my can't do it online anywhere in the world.
01:25:35 Probably working from somewhere real nice.
01:25:39 You know, that's controversial.
01:25:40 You know, the remote workplace and COVID has ruined pockets of good real estate
01:25:46 because people with money can now live anywhere and do almost anything.
01:25:50 Yeah, I've heard that.
01:25:50 You know, a lot of banks that are holding property
01:25:52 that they can't do nothing with because this kind of revealed that
01:25:56 they don't need spend a bunch of money on office buildings and shit.
01:25:59 It's completely ruined. Right.
01:26:02 And I will say, as someone that does work from home
01:26:05 when I'm not on the road,
01:26:08 I don't work as well as I
01:26:10 normally might if I was actually at a place.
01:26:13 But at the same time, I don't have any like distractions
01:26:16 where I'm going to distract another worker.
01:26:19 I don't know.
01:26:21 Like if you and my coworker, me and my coworker are bullshit
01:26:24 and that's two people fucking.
01:26:26 If I'm just sitting there creating, you know, like a Flashdance promo one
01:26:32 instead of working, it's only me that's not, you know, per.
01:26:36 I'm just saying that actually,
01:26:39 for example,
01:26:42 for example.
01:26:45 But I will say that,
01:26:46 yeah, production potentially goes down, but I don't know, that's all like
01:26:50 because there's coffee pot talk and all that bullshit and you know,
01:26:56 I know office people do shit
01:27:00 and Elon Musk demand everyone come back to work because he Yeah.
01:27:04 For that his numbers for that particular
01:27:07 production went through.
01:27:09 Right.
01:27:09 I Think some industry it wouldn't matter whatsoever.
01:27:12 Your desk is the same and you do the same you have access to everyone.
01:27:15 I don't know
01:27:16 I feel like it's it's more motivating if there's people around you also
01:27:20 being productive.
01:27:25 Okay I will
01:27:26 say it is weird not having like a conventional I wake up at this time,
01:27:30 I got to get dressed, I show I shower or don't shower,
01:27:35 I drive X amount of minutes, I show up at a certain place,
01:27:38 I clock in, I sit there, I have a break time over lunchtime.
01:27:42 I freaking made work schedule so unconventional now
01:27:46 and I still am not used to it, but I don't know it.
01:27:50 It's going to be hard to trade trade that away.
01:27:54 That shirt is so sexy and it would be sexier
01:27:57 if it was laying on the ground next to you and you were doing this.
01:28:03 Oh, you're going to you're going to put me wear marks in the shirt.
01:28:08 You wear it out.
01:28:10 That's funny.
01:28:10 When I was a little kid,
01:28:11 sister took my favorite sweater and wore it, and I said I didn't want it, but
01:28:17 boom impressions And then adorable.
01:28:20 Why did you wear her in retaliation?
01:28:23 Oh, yeah.
01:28:25 You weren't to cause a direct incident.
01:28:28 No. You wear her bra and panties to show.
01:28:30 I did show her who's boss.
01:28:31 I did dress up the whole my whole crew, whatever, dressed up as girls.
01:28:36 What are your.
01:28:37 I mean, that's so offensive for Halloween.
01:28:40 For Halloween, you go. Okay.
01:28:42 Thank you.
01:28:43 I've seen you dressed up as a woman so.
01:28:46 Right.
01:28:47 Didn't you and your wife switch roles?
01:28:49 One for costume, one you're now.
01:28:51 I'll do it.
01:28:52 You're all in the bedrooms. I'm not sure.
01:28:55 Yeah, Our bottom.
01:28:58 Was that called pegging?
01:29:00 Yeah.
01:29:02 Is the answer.
01:29:04 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Pretend like you don't know what it's called.
01:29:05 Pretend like you know what it's called.
01:29:08 Okay.
01:29:09 Way to play it off.
01:29:09 Really? Pegging.
01:29:11 What is that pegging I think it's called.
01:29:14 I never tried that.
01:29:15 I've never heard of it. Sure. For real?
01:29:18 Sure.
01:29:19 You got to hear me fart and know that it's never been in.
01:29:25 Yeah.
01:29:25 Mine's a hybrid vehicle.
01:29:27 Yeah.
01:29:27 Yeah, it was very tight.
01:29:31 So you ready for a time?
01:29:33 Yeah, I know.
01:29:35 Are you ready for a time?
01:29:37 Loop back, cry, then get it off and show bootstraps.
01:29:42 Oh, shit.
01:29:42 All right. Is a good show, right?
01:29:45 Yep. We made a comment about giving people a job, a house.
01:29:48 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:29:51 Then they should be able to become productive members of society.
01:29:53 Well, there's a little bit of controversy in Detroit.
01:29:57 No kidding. Just a little bit.
01:29:59 Oh, I lost my browser.
01:30:02 Breaking news.
01:30:03 There's a little bit
01:30:08 lost the controversy,
01:30:13 but I got to figure out how to get it down.
01:30:17 What In the fucking
01:30:19 breaking news, Brady still needs to figure out how to get a
01:30:23 lost.
01:30:26 I'll get it, but talk amongst yourselves.
01:30:32 I was going to make the joke because last week
01:30:33 it was so
01:30:37 if you run into somebody that actually is dead.
01:30:41 So breaking news, yet Joe Biden is dead
01:30:44 inside, had a stroke and a heart attack at the same time.
01:30:48 Wall falling upstairs.
01:30:51 Upstairs?
01:30:52 Yeah. Excellent.
01:30:53 I think there's any if if there is any news coverage.
01:30:57 We broke this news and they need to say this this podcast.
01:31:02 And if they don't, we can send a cease and desist and get our credit.
01:31:06 If they do, then we get maybe some extra clicks.
01:31:09 So again, breaking news, Joe Biden has
01:31:13 had a hard
01:31:15 second second news.
01:31:18 You've heard it.
01:31:18 You heard it here first was that you heard it here first.
01:31:22 Joe Biden, President Red states, Joe Biden,
01:31:26 our gracious glorious president of the United States.
01:31:29 Joe Biden has tripled.
01:31:30 He has barely had a heart attack and a stroke and is now deceased.
01:31:35 I am breaking this news live.
01:31:38 If there is a news, if there is a news that reports this
01:31:44 similar story, they need to cite us from here on out, right?
01:31:48 Yeah. When it actually does occur.
01:31:50 In this case, we were the first to say we will get our lawyer.
01:31:55 Your odds of his age. That just may happen.
01:31:58 Exactly.
01:31:59 We need to say we need to have a podcast every like 10 minutes
01:32:02 saying Joe Biden that just so we can be on top of the story,
01:32:06 you'll have to quote us first.
01:32:10 Okay.
01:32:11 The other breaking news is there's some sort of scandal in Detroit.
01:32:14 Well, we have this breaking news that we were talking about for the last 25 years.
01:32:18 All people or longer 50, technically, I guess, don't.
01:32:22 I'm only from a tiny homes for 7000.
01:32:26 Some of these people make $7,000 a year just to give you an idea
01:32:29 of the level of them, they're usually homeless or incarcerated.
01:32:33 Yeah.
01:32:34 How do you reach $7,000 a year?
01:32:36 Don't show up.
01:32:39 That's it.
01:32:39 That's for another show in Detroit.
01:32:40 I mean, let me watch a neighborhood in L.A.
01:32:44 It's in a tiny home neighborhood?
01:32:46 Yeah.
01:32:47 Where is that?
01:32:47 Near for?
01:32:49 It was a crack home neighborhood.
01:32:51 There's actually a Anyway, it's not relevant.
01:32:54 So one of these people was unable to pay so that they
01:32:56 they literally charge a dollar per square foot.
01:32:59 So pretty fucking cheap, right?
01:33:02 Very cheap.
01:33:03 So one of these people that must have fell on even harder times couldn't pay.
01:33:07 And so got evicted.
01:33:08 It seems very logical and reasonable.
01:33:10 I mean, these guys okay
01:33:11 the good thing but they should still have some type of standard
01:33:14 be able to get paid. Okay. Per square foot.
01:33:17 No bunch of people protesting, locking arms because not letting them get evicted.
01:33:22 And the news is all there.
01:33:23 You're probably going to hear about it pretty soon.
01:33:26 I don't know if it's going to be like
01:33:27 Black Lives Matter style, burn it down protesting.
01:33:30 But there's people that are upset because they think it's unfair
01:33:33 because he just happens to be white and they just happen to be black.
01:33:37 They're racist, but he is not paying.
01:33:41 Does he have a right to evict somebody who's not paying or because they're cheap?
01:33:45 Yes, Because he fall all the way down to zero.
01:33:52 I just know
01:33:54 relating to our bootstraps.
01:33:55 I mean, this this this white guy who's obviously giving these people
01:34:00 little help on their bootstraps.
01:34:02 So, yeah.
01:34:04 And he's getting a leg up.
01:34:05 He's getting absolutely fuck now.
01:34:09 Wow. Actual.
01:34:12 Oh, there it is.
01:34:12 So no, no good deed goes unpunished near the lodge.
01:34:17 So it's not a great neighborhood.
01:34:18 But if they if there's no
01:34:22 just like the Islamic, if they move and they get enough people
01:34:26 they can get along their own little tribe in the middle of a desolate area
01:34:30 be productive.
01:34:31 But I just think it's unfair on somebody racist
01:34:34 because they evicted somebody because they're not paying their rent.
01:34:38 No. Right.
01:34:39 Lock, arms, protest
01:34:43 the people that locked arms to block Burning Man.
01:34:47 So I hate that. Oh, yeah, I didn't see that.
01:34:49 Yeah they put some media is only whether the applicable trailers front of it
01:34:53 and some cop just bowled that shit over They just ripped them fucking off.
01:34:57 They were cheering
01:34:59 like, Dude, there could be an ambulance.
01:35:00 This is the only road.
01:35:01 Yeah, no, that's. It's fucked up.
01:35:03 Those people should be charged.
01:35:04 They just kept screaming, We're not violent, we're not violent.
01:35:07 And they're like, No, you are nonviolent. We don't. You're stupid.
01:35:10 You don't realize that people have places to go.
01:35:12 They have people they need to be there for.
01:35:14 There could be an emergency.
01:35:16 Somebody could be dying and needing to get to a hospital.
01:35:19 There could be, you know, somebody that you have no idea.
01:35:22 So don't act like this fucking.
01:35:26 Yeah, whatever.
01:35:27 People are smart, not stupid.
01:35:28 Any of the people that went to that Burning Man.
01:35:30 Do I get that? That can be fun.
01:35:31 But guess what?
01:35:32 You're all flooded in and you people are fucking stupid.
01:35:37 Take what you get.
01:35:37 You deserve it.
01:35:41 Because what happens when it rains really heavy in a place where it never rains?
01:35:44 Floods. You know, You see that?
01:35:46 I know that going in.
01:35:47 You should know that going in.
01:35:51 Uh, all right, here's a spin.
01:35:55 Uh, you know, gay
01:36:04 vulnerability. Really?
01:36:06 Literally, it's gay.
01:36:07 Gay people are more vulnerable, more victims.
01:36:13 It is kind of a thing mentality.
01:36:15 It is?
01:36:17 Oh, it's a thing.
01:36:19 It's like disorder where they're tied together.
01:36:22 Yeah. Post-Traumatic stress disorder.
01:36:25 I never witnessed firsthand that my grandfather had flashbacks
01:36:28 from the military.
01:36:29 He was in the medical field
01:36:33 and actually has a letter
01:36:35 from his sergeant commanding his fucking
01:36:41 quick thinking that saved somebody's life.
01:36:43 And so it's really cool, but it's like,
01:36:46 I don't know if you would if he would call that PTSD.
01:36:48 I don't know if he would ask anyone to feel sorry for him.
01:36:51 Well, he managed to be just fine.
01:36:54 He's more way too much and he should have died of emphysema.
01:36:59 I don't know if you could say that. Okay. We could call that pizza.
01:37:01 We could call that PTSD.
01:37:02 Send him to a therapist, and maybe he wouldn't have smoked so much.
01:37:04 And that a was like, I don't know,
01:37:08 so many follow up on it.
01:37:11 Each generation called it something different.
01:37:14 Greatest Generation called the.
01:37:15 Been shell shocked?
01:37:17 No. Yes, that wasn't good enough.
01:37:19 Flashback generation.
01:37:21 This isn't my bit.
01:37:22 This is a comedian's bit and I'm fucking butchering it.
01:37:25 So I forgot the next one.
01:37:27 But then
01:37:28 eventually this new victim generation hurry up and look it up.
01:37:31 Oh, I'm sure I will.
01:37:33 You guys talk amongst yourselves.
01:37:36 I think it was him, Brewer.
01:37:38 I don't know.
01:37:39 I would assume that, yeah,
01:37:40 there would be some trauma associated with some weird shit.
01:37:43 I mean, you see, I've seen, like, prison
01:37:47 shows or whatever
01:37:49 where the dude did a certain amount of
01:37:52 time in prison
01:37:54 and he's out in a game or something, and his parents have to sit behind him
01:37:58 because he does not feel comfortable with just some random person
01:38:02 behind him because he feels like he's going to get jumped or something.
01:38:05 I guess that's a form of PTSD, but he's I don't think
01:38:09 he's going to kill himself over it.
01:38:10 I you know, he's he's afraid of getting hurt.
01:38:13 So why would he kill himself? You know,
01:38:16 that was there's a weird.
01:38:19 Go ahead. Good.
01:38:20 You're talking.
01:38:20 No, you're fine. I don't know.
01:38:24 In the Vietnam, my grandfather and my great grandfather
01:38:28 fought in World War One and World War Two, and they both lost their minds.
01:38:33 So I've got mental disorders
01:38:35 to look forward to because they're genetically looked for.
01:38:38 I've got the prevention board. Yes, exactly.
01:38:42 That might be more environmental than genetics.
01:38:44 Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Since I've known you.
01:38:47 So. So they were in Clinton Valley Mental Institution
01:38:52 and the first one, you know, 30 years apart.
01:38:55 But the first one actually escaped in a backless gown
01:39:01 and got on a city bus where the police were called.
01:39:04 And he was taken back to Clinton Valley.
01:39:06 When my grandfather was put in that same mental institution.
01:39:10 I was the closest living relative
01:39:13 by proximity.
01:39:14 I lived in Pontiac so I could drive there.
01:39:17 It was a quick drive and so I did.
01:39:19 I visited him and he said, You've always been a good lad, Rick.
01:39:23 So, you know, he has his wits about him.
01:39:26 At least he called me by the right name,
01:39:28 but he didn't make it even off the grounds before the orderlies got him.
01:39:32 But they were both people who both session with Rick and
01:39:38 that might have been it.
01:39:39 The last time I saw your drone, I was dressed as Rick Sanchez
01:39:44 to tie that back in with your drone
01:39:47 conversation from earlier.
01:39:55 Is that George Carlin?
01:39:59 Those are the seven words I don't see
01:40:02 a fighting person in here.
01:40:03 System has been stretched to its absolute peak and maximum.
01:40:07 Oh, is he talking about PTSD.
01:40:08 They think it's the one. Yeah.
01:40:11 First it was shell shocked that it was first and it was called shell shock
01:40:19 direct language, two syllables,
01:40:22 which I'm not even sure it was like the guns themselves.
01:40:26 That was seven years ago.
01:40:29 Then a whole generation went by and the Second World War came along
01:40:32 and we had the very same combat condition was called battle fatigue.
01:40:38 Four syllables.
01:40:39 Now it takes a little longer to say doesn't seem to hurt as much.
01:40:43 Fatigue is a nicer word than shock.
01:40:45 Shell shock battle fatigue.
01:40:49 Then we had the war in Korea, 1950.
01:40:52 Madison Avenue was riding high by that time, and the very same combat
01:40:58 was called operational exhaustion.
01:41:01 Hey, we're up to eight syllables now,
01:41:04 and the humanity has been squeezed completely out of the phrase.
01:41:07 It's totally sterile.
01:41:08 Now, operational exhaustion sounds like something that might happen to your car.
01:41:14 Then,
01:41:14 of course, came the war in Vietnam, which has only been over
01:41:17 for about 16 or 17 years, thanks to the lies
01:41:21 of the
01:41:24 very same condition
01:41:27 called post-traumatic stress disorder
01:41:31 still exists.
01:41:32 It's the
01:41:35 and the pain is completely buried
01:41:38 under jargon, post-traumatic stress disorder.
01:41:42 How better if we still been calling it shellshock, some of those Vietnam
01:41:46 veterans might have gotten the attention they needed at the time.
01:41:49 I'll bet
01:41:51 that's
01:41:57 okay.
01:41:58 I think they should take the trans is out of PTSD.
01:42:01 The trans people don't belong.
01:42:04 I don't think impotence looking at the right thing.
01:42:08 Those are the wrong t. Why?
01:42:10 What did I say?
01:42:11 Did you guys see the movie Strays yet?
01:42:15 No, no.
01:42:17 I can speak for everyone.
01:42:21 You are everyone?
01:42:23 Yeah, you're part of everyone.
01:42:26 It was good.
01:42:27 No less talking dog talking pet shows that are always corny and for kids.
01:42:32 Yeah, imagine that.
01:42:33 But Will Ferrell and
01:42:38 had it just had heart problems
01:42:41 like actor that just had heart problems
01:42:44 they they prefer black their laughter.
01:42:48 Anyway it was great.
01:42:49 There's lots of f words It was not a good movie.
01:42:52 I highly recommend it.
01:42:55 Oh, okay.
01:42:56 So we watch a trailer.
01:42:58 Yeah.
01:42:59 No, let's do it.
01:43:01 Marcus Welby
01:43:04 is supposed to be hilarious.
01:43:07 Okay, we're going to.
01:43:09 We won't be able to hear it, so you'll just have to watch it later.
01:43:13 I will.
01:43:13 But I know you. I always watching shows.
01:43:16 That's how I found out about the Mickey Mouse hands.
01:43:23 And I don't watch them.
01:43:26 Yeah, I did.
01:43:27 But I tried on the Mickey Mouse hands.
01:43:29 They don't fit.
01:43:29 They're too small.
01:43:30 How this blows my mind. It's crazy.
01:43:34 Crazy, right?
01:43:35 I'm like,
01:43:36 Oh, no, that can't be right.
01:43:38 This is Will Ferrell. I'm lost.
01:43:41 You were straight, man.
01:43:42 You can do anything you want.
01:43:44 It's got bleeps in it. It's edited.
01:43:45 Like how it's making me feel.
01:43:47 Since Jamie Fox, How recently did Jamie Foxx I mean, like
01:43:53 he had heart problems.
01:43:55 She hasn't been washed in years.
01:43:56 I'll see you later, baby.
01:43:58 It was nice to meet. He's a talented man.
01:44:00 I really should find my way back home in this movie.
01:44:03 Box of couch. I remember. I remember the devil.
01:44:05 Oh, yeah.
01:44:06 Look at that guy. That's controversial.
01:44:10 Smile goes the postman making clothes area.
01:44:14 Am I allowed to say postman or is that controversial really hurting right now?
01:44:18 I actually had a lot of things get worse this is going postal.
01:44:22 Still mean Well, I think it means
01:44:25 there's an actual shipping company in Royal Oak.
01:44:28 It was called going postal seating.
01:44:30 No in Royal Oak.
01:44:32 Just seen some. Oh, wow.
01:44:35 It was the stuff.
01:44:39 There was a shipping company in Royal Oak.
01:44:42 They decided to call themselves Going Postal.
01:44:45 Yikes.
01:44:47 You can imagine that the free market took over and it did not last
01:44:52 because it's a little, little,
01:44:55 little bit maybe insensitive.
01:44:57 Yeah I thought we would get into insensitivity right away with
01:45:02 controversies.
01:45:04 Oh, because I get where I get real insensitive.
01:45:07 Women, though How do you. Oh, okay.
01:45:10 It's more facts and sensitivity and emotions, isn't it?
01:45:14 Right.
01:45:15 Yeah, we did.
01:45:16 We we talked about abortion just straight analytically like this.
01:45:22 Just presented the facts.
01:45:24 And I agree. Both sides.
01:45:27 Yeah. It's odd.
01:45:30 You can never come to a conclusion.
01:45:31 Both sides are right to a point.
01:45:33 And I be pro-life. I'm pro-choice.
01:45:35 Can I be conservative and liberal?
01:45:37 And I got the Ebony and ivory
01:45:40 right?
01:45:41 I think I said ivory
01:45:43 or ebony and ivory.
01:45:48 Is is Coke or Pepsi
01:45:49 going to win or is this going to be a dichotomy forever?
01:45:53 I don't drink Coke or Pepsi, so I would still pick Coke.
01:45:57 We lose draw. I do. I do, too.
01:45:59 We're Coca Cola family,
01:46:03 The Detroit Lions.
01:46:05 The moment after I stop drinking coke, almost as if some higher power
01:46:09 calling me back switched exclusively to Coca Cola.
01:46:14 But wow, they used to have a giant Pepsi bottle
01:46:17 and their switch to coke, right?
01:46:20 I did not even.
01:46:23 Yeah.
01:46:23 When I go to a restaurant and I order coke and they say we've got Pepsi
01:46:26 products, I just walk out.
01:46:29 Have you ever heard the expression is Coke?
01:46:35 Never, never.
01:46:39 Do you know why Pepsi is the key?
01:46:41 Like Coke is the king, but Pepsi is the king in Michigan.
01:46:44 Do you know why Mountain Dew?
01:46:47 We're addicted to caffeine.
01:46:49 My son doesn't.
01:46:52 He's still in the Coca-Cola brand.
01:46:54 Yeah,
01:46:56 the we lose.
01:46:58 Yeah, for a second.
01:46:59 But I was there
01:47:01 before I came.
01:47:02 But more than cola,
01:47:05 you know, had or we missed.
01:47:06 No, I just wanted to make a Coke joke.
01:47:07 Do it.
01:47:08 Your.
01:47:11 That was it.
01:47:12 That's all I need is there is frozen and gone.
01:47:15 Everyone's gone.
01:47:16 Oh, he's not only just embarrassed
01:47:21 when I was, I don't, I don't get the jokes.
01:47:24 Here's my Coca-Cola joke cut up Gary
01:47:28 when I used to work and drink coke
01:47:30 all the time, I would carry to it or with me.
01:47:33 And there were two or three.
01:47:34 Wow. On this job site, I suddenly became the Lawrence with Coke or Coke.
01:47:40 I was like, Whoa, hold on a second.
01:47:44 I don't want to be known as Coke.
01:47:45 Lawrence.
01:47:51 I mean, one of my best oh,
01:47:53 my best friends in high school was the the Snowman.
01:47:58 And that was a Coke reference.
01:48:01 He was a younger than me that supposedly when he was walking
01:48:04 across the stage, graduating, everyone was young Snow Man
01:48:09 I could never afford.
01:48:09 And I'm sure his parents were proud.
01:48:11 I did.
01:48:12 I the best part about it was I would loan him about like 80 bucks.
01:48:16 We drive down to the hood, we interact with some really weird people
01:48:20 of a certain demographic
01:48:29 substance.
01:48:30 That man thing was still a rock, and it was like pink in the center.
01:48:34 And my body just knew where like the party spots were at.
01:48:37 So we would really he just go like, Hey, just we're just going to walk in there.
01:48:42 We're going to hang out for a few minutes.
01:48:44 I'm just going to start
01:48:44 busting it out on the coffee table and we'll be in the money.
01:48:49 So people are stupid.
01:48:51 So we literally do
01:48:52 that and pay ten bucks a line.
01:48:55 I can I get one or I'll give you ten bucks.
01:48:58 Dude, you make so much money off of mine for mine.
01:49:01 Absolutely ridiculous.
01:49:02 We went to like three or four parties in one night
01:49:05 and I would make my money back and do a whole bunch of free cocaine.
01:49:09 I mean. Yeah. Huh?
01:49:11 Controversial. Great story, draw.
01:49:13 I know.
01:49:15 Yeah, it was great times.
01:49:16 So I was thinking before even that's already happened.
01:49:18 So they're looking to push marijuana.
01:49:21 Finally, schedule one to schedule three.
01:49:24 What do you think is the next drug to make that leap?
01:49:28 Rooms
01:49:30 Yeah. Mushroom Psychedelic.
01:49:32 Yeah. I didn't look in like, the psychedelic area.
01:49:34 It is a natural occurring substance.
01:49:37 Substance versus something that's like processed.
01:49:42 Okay, yeah, that makes sense.
01:49:45 Never have purchased a ton of mushrooms here on my property
01:49:50 when. Red, white and red. Kept one side.
01:49:52 But I don't know. I'm.
01:49:53 I'm afraid to try to make you sick or
01:49:56 I don't know.
01:49:57 I would try one, but I don't want to find out the hard way.
01:50:01 That's not a good one.
01:50:03 Even the fun, you know, even the fun.
01:50:05 Mushrooms. I was always just grossed out by you.
01:50:07 Can you slap them between a piece of pizza?
01:50:09 You can still tell you're chewing on another something.
01:50:12 Just I mushrooms.
01:50:14 That's why I've never tried to trip on them.
01:50:16 I hate mushrooms, but I've tried to talk about them plenty
01:50:20 and I successfully have.
01:50:23 Oh, okay. Good job. Really good job.
01:50:27 It's.
01:50:31 Well, the internet is fantastic.
01:50:33 It'll show us how to identify them if you're on your property.
01:50:35 Gary, I can see the eyeball.
01:50:38 I know. I'm looking at.
01:50:38 You probably do that.
01:50:43 Oh, yeah.
01:50:44 I forgot no more. Hi.
01:50:48 Hi. It is Gary.
01:50:51 I with
01:50:54 Gary. Oh, no.
01:50:56 Look, for ones that look like your dad.
01:50:58 Yeah, but
01:51:00 there is a look for when.
01:51:01 Look at your dick. That's you want.
01:51:03 You want those ones in your mouth
01:51:07 in Vegas.
01:51:09 Got some something to their style.
01:51:12 After all,
01:51:14 they won't look like this because these look like they're already pulled and dried
01:51:18 with the more like that. Oh, okay.
01:51:21 Some of my dick looks like after it's. Oh,
01:51:24 yeah. Small.
01:51:25 See how small they are.
01:51:27 Usually look like that after they're pulled.
01:51:30 They kind of look like sperm now.
01:51:31 Yeah.
01:51:34 Some they don't
01:51:38 tell you
01:51:40 this picture just before the show started.
01:51:43 That's a good job plan is the next
01:51:50 quality of stone
01:51:53 sperm.
01:51:54 Stone carving of sperm.
01:51:55 Okay, yeah, we got that part
01:51:58 and we have the thumbnail entitled Oh, I
01:52:02 would have loved to hear the rest of their it.
01:52:06 Oh, yeah.
01:52:07 That photo you said then.
01:52:10 No, because there are,
01:52:11 there are the hieroglyphs that look similar and the, the supposedly
01:52:15 that's supposed to be sperm and whatever you said DNA, there's some shit.
01:52:22 I got the cell division
01:52:24 that goes to the scarab shit that I, that I,
01:52:27 you know, scarab which is actually just a dung beetle, blueberry scarab
01:52:30 scare drawings on Australia and then also in Egypt.
01:52:33 And why did why did cultures separated by so much water
01:52:40 indicate that the
01:52:41 scarab is something to point out?
01:52:44 And the reason being would potentially be that the scarab
01:52:48 is the only creature that we know that uses the stars to navigate.
01:52:57 And so the fact that they use the stars to navigate
01:53:00 is an indicator, a wink and a nod saying, hey,
01:53:03 we know that these for them, they even acknowledge that scarabs
01:53:07 navigate using the stars and then correlate that to potentially
01:53:11 what were their birth givers, God or whoever the fuck would suspect.
01:53:17 Let's go.
01:53:18 So, believe me, is a
01:53:22 universal basic income.
01:53:24 How would a universal basic income even work?
01:53:26 Because I feel like goods and services are traded for other goods and services,
01:53:30 and certain goods and services are more and more hard to come by or take longer.
01:53:37 A skill
01:53:39 like you need more skills, longer time progressing those skills.
01:53:42 People are more talented, some people are more skilled.
01:53:44 I don't know.
01:53:45 People are trying harder.
01:53:49 I don't.
01:53:49 Would that be way that in the in basic income you're asking where is it?
01:53:54 Just where would the incentive become pathetic?
01:53:57 $1,000 a month.
01:53:59 Okay, print it out of thin air.
01:54:03 What could possibly go wrong?
01:54:04 Oh, I'll take it. Oh, good.
01:54:05 Because you're going to have less ingenuity.
01:54:07 People are going to be more comfortable.
01:54:08 That's
01:54:10 going to happen is the cost of things are going to go up
01:54:12 because people have more expendable income.
01:54:15 Your average person has money to spend. So guess what?
01:54:17 You're you're things that are above average are going to cost them much more.
01:54:21 And then guess what?
01:54:22 We're back to the situation where where if people got $1,000, $1,000
01:54:26 turns into $100 now because of inflation and however that works.
01:54:30 So it just bastardized itself even if you try to implement it.
01:54:35 That's what I like.
01:54:36 Liken no matter how you look at it, it's a redistribution of wealth.
01:54:41 I not wealth in the terms of being wealthy, but
01:54:46 it's more of a redistribution of poverty.
01:54:49 It's kind of it's a
01:54:51 it's a even distribution of poverty.
01:54:54 We need to surface poverty.
01:54:57 Remember Bush's war on the poor?
01:55:02 I'm not really
01:55:04 I put in a pilot list, so its pilot
01:55:08 may or may not be just some nouns in pilot. But
01:55:12 I mean, you know that old news that
01:55:16 the pilot that crashed the plane in the 911,
01:55:19 including the 911 Twin Towers, fell under the first show,
01:55:24 the first episode of any show or the people that debunk Flat-Earth.
01:55:29 And what is that, the trade of fruit or vegetable?
01:55:32 Oh, that's an easy answer.
01:55:34 It depends on how you prepare it.
01:55:37 That's an easy answer.
01:55:38 I don't give a fuck who cares or seeds on the inside that makes it a fruit.
01:55:45 I don't eat it otherwise unless it's mashed into a ketchup.
01:55:49 So strawberries has seeds on the outside.
01:55:51 It's not a fruit. Correct.
01:55:54 But you know
01:55:56 what's what's a strawberry then?
01:55:59 You know what I think it's a and it could just be
01:56:01 the fact that we not going to very many as a whole
01:56:05 trying to classify unclassified things you maybe think
01:56:09 declassified information let's just label all things that are orange or orange
01:56:13 from now on and get rid of language completely is so much more simple.
01:56:17 So you want orange juice and then they give you carrot juice because it's orange.
01:56:21 We've got orange. I'd be disappointed.
01:56:23 Mean it's no, I mean you're you are given a orange juice
01:56:28 eventually both will they make their
01:56:33 stupid try.
01:56:33 Yeah. I actually used a good example.
01:56:36 You weren't specific enough.
01:56:37 Where to go. Serious. Yeah.
01:56:40 Listen, that was silly.
01:56:42 That just got stupid.
01:56:43 Oh, uh, bated breath, but.
01:56:53 So what is it?
01:56:55 The fact is that
01:56:58 synthetic biology.
01:56:59 Biology.
01:57:00 Synthetic biology.
01:57:01 Isn't that an oxymoron?
01:57:04 No No, actually.
01:57:06 Good. Come up with.
01:57:07 They can make us.
01:57:11 No, no, no.
01:57:12 They can make actually, like steak in a laboratory. They.
01:57:15 They've grown chicken in a petri dish.
01:57:19 Yeah, they've grown.
01:57:20 Yeah. And
01:57:23 they've grown ears and arms.
01:57:27 Yeah, yeah.
01:57:28 Grown vaginas and arms.
01:57:29 They've grown vaginas in arms.
01:57:30 I didn't that. Do they like to be funny?
01:57:32 They actually have done that but they typically use it with years.
01:57:35 But it might as well they grow your ears.
01:57:38 Not even on mice. Yes,
01:57:41 pretty seriously.
01:57:43 You might not Google might not bring it up.
01:57:45 You may have to DuckDuckGo it.
01:57:49 It's a little too soft for their vaginas in arms.
01:57:52 I like
01:57:55 what's wrong with soft vaginas vagina grown on or
01:57:59 the almond. Yeah.
01:57:59 And how I thought it was something you saw on solar opposites.
01:58:03 Hold on, hold on, hold on.
01:58:05 Oh, flagellation.
01:58:07 I feel a diamond.
01:58:09 Let me do something completely different.
01:58:12 It put a damper on.
01:58:13 Yeah, We should
01:58:16 imaging the the latest thing
01:58:17 to feel insecure about the fact that I Google
01:58:22 lab grown vaginas implemented successfully.
01:58:24 And for teenagers
01:58:26 the way they grow it, I'm
01:58:29 like they do an ear they would grow it on your arm
01:58:31 because there's got to be some of your own biological tissue and hold
01:58:34 on, I'm about to drop this fucking link in the chat.
01:58:43 What's better, the live chat or the comments?
01:58:46 I'm always confused.
01:58:47 Like there shouldn't be too.
01:58:49 It's kind of confusing.
01:58:50 The live chat used to be
01:58:52 a whole bunch of people talking instantly, but we don't have them yet.
01:58:56 Yeah, but the live chat never makes it to the comments so it kind of does it still.
01:59:00 Yeah, that's what I'm saying it should because usually comments.
01:59:03 Yeah.
01:59:03 Help, help, help.
01:59:06 Algorithm numbers and shit.
01:59:07 I don't know what the
01:59:10 it should just all be
01:59:13 should all be the same.
01:59:16 This to me looks like they're fucking with
01:59:17 everything thought is
01:59:20 taking the cow and turning into a big fat cow like we do with corn.
01:59:24 See how much we engineered corn?
01:59:26 You shouldn't even exist.
01:59:28 Yeah, but that's what people don't understand, though.
01:59:30 Even. But okay, they claim that with a banana.
01:59:32 But I mean, is that. Is that wrong?
01:59:35 Because I feel like
01:59:36 a plant or is it a plant
01:59:40 picking the best growing plant and splicing
01:59:43 now with the best growing plant to make the best growing plant?
01:59:48 No, that's just.
01:59:50 Yeah, but they're putting DNA
01:59:52 in strawberry and spider and spider webs and strawberries and
01:59:57 I think the spiders are putting those out there.
02:00:00 Yeah, the spider webs are strong.
02:00:02 It's like making shit, which is okay. So that's.
02:00:05 That's one thing as far as. All right, Spider web.
02:00:07 Spider web is the strongest material that we know
02:00:11 the man, and it's organically created in this dumb little spider's ass.
02:00:16 And we don't know how to manipulate it or make it.
02:00:19 It literally is the most elastic substance
02:00:23 and it is extremely strong.
02:00:25 So it's malleable where you could really make whatever you wanted out of it
02:00:29 and it would last extremely long.
02:00:31 We can't reproduce it. Yeah, I don't know.
02:00:33 It's fucking weird.
02:00:34 Like a fucking steel cable. If you made it outside,
02:00:38 right?
02:00:39 Yeah, if you made a robot, it it.
02:00:40 But it's like a hair you get.
02:00:44 You see the link in the shirt.
02:00:46 Oh, yeah, I'm looking for that.
02:00:47 I already forgot.
02:00:48 I already forgot what it was.
02:00:49 No, I didn't see it because I'm not looking.
02:00:54 Okay, about that makes sense.
02:00:55 Step. And finding something is locating it.
02:00:59 It's a If you didn't never found it, I wouldn't even notice
02:01:02 because I don't even remember what it was about.
02:01:05 Right.
02:01:05 The memory is teenage.
02:01:09 I have over there over 21,
02:01:15 16 and older.
02:01:15 It's Michigan
02:01:17 and 12 year old.
02:01:20 There are no no, it doesn't get of gen or.
02:01:24 Yes, you have to sign in.
02:01:27 No, I think you can just click off on that.
02:01:29 Yeah. I don't have do
02:01:31 I hate when
02:01:31 they make you think that you to pay for something
02:01:35 can you just click continue reading without doing anything typing like a
02:01:39 B in an actress format?
02:01:41 Yeah, I always do it be the outcome and it usually works.
02:01:45 But hmm.
02:01:47 I was going to read Carrie's really email, but I was.
02:01:55 Oh boy, we
02:02:00 I don't think the.
02:02:01 Yeah, I know these are people that are actually females
02:02:06 that legitimately want the esthetic of an actual vagina.
02:02:11 Now Gary went to this crazy one of these vaginas
02:02:15 last year was like fuck I am out of here are there pictures.
02:02:19 He's he's he's he's doing divorce papers right now.
02:02:22 He's going to buy a lab grown vagina and he's done.
02:02:27 So I'll be the one that asks, Does this lab grown vagina have a flat?
02:02:33 Potentially.
02:02:34 I'm pretty sure you can fucking.
02:02:35 You can
02:02:37 choose how big you want.
02:02:39 I'm like, Hang in there real tight.
02:02:42 I think so.
02:02:42 I mean, it's lab grown, so I think you have to grow it first
02:02:46 and then you would have, like, the surgery to, like, manipulate it afterwards.
02:02:48 You have to leave your post.
02:02:51 You don't want to look fake, but you want to look as good as possible well.
02:02:55 That's why it's grown out of your own skin so it's doesn't get rejected.
02:02:58 I want to see a picture so people walk around
02:03:01 and see the tattoos with like three vaginas up their, arms grow.
02:03:05 And these for my friend. Yeah.
02:03:06 Yes, right.
02:03:09 Or they remind me to.
02:03:10 Are they doing it on pigs? I should read it.
02:03:12 Yeah.
02:03:13 They have done that to promote my kind of sidebar.
02:03:16 My girlfriend is recently so organ donor ship.
02:03:21 Right.
02:03:21 So there could be a situation
02:03:22 where you're in an accident and you're about to die and they're like,
02:03:26 Well, hey, we can save 15 people's lives by taking by letting you die right now.
02:03:31 So we're going to let you die so we can harvest your organs immediately.
02:03:35 My girlfriend always thought that was kind of
02:03:36 just a joke, even though it's like a joke.
02:03:39 But she found out that she doesn't want to be an organ donor anymore
02:03:44 because she found out that when they the family gets the corpse back, that
02:03:48 it's like, mangled as fuck because they just take whatever
02:03:51 the fuck and they're just like, Here you go, here's the rest of it.
02:03:54 It's practical, but it seems insincere
02:03:58 that it's kind of fucked up.
02:04:00 There's more to the Lost machine.
02:04:03 Now, that would be like, okay, lab grown shit.
02:04:05 I'm all for lab grown shit.
02:04:07 If that means that we're not the organ donor.
02:04:09 I guess I know.
02:04:10 Which states do you think have the most successful organ donors?
02:04:16 It's not the ones that the most deaths.
02:04:19 The ones that have a reverse process.
02:04:22 Like in Michigan, you have to opt in.
02:04:24 You have to specifically.
02:04:26 I Oh, you're forced anyway.
02:04:28 The other ones are opt out.
02:04:30 Why are people don't know
02:04:33 and they don't know, Oh my God, that's going to be tragic to the family member.
02:04:37 Very controversial.
02:04:40 Oh, we got back on topic.
02:04:44 How'd that happen?
02:04:45 The first thing you said was, oh, everything is controversial.
02:04:48 So anything, everything, anything.
02:04:51 Absolutely everything is fair. Game
02:04:54 two sides to every story, which is the way the world.
02:04:57 There's actually three sides. Every story.
02:05:00 There's infinite sides, every story.
02:05:02 You muggles,
02:05:05 infinite you
02:05:11 to make another Harry Potter.
02:05:14 I'm going to extra sword fight you when we fight over the
02:05:19 way all
02:05:19 my Harry Potter references are from Big Bang Theory, I've never seen
02:05:22 130 watching The first one when my kids were like seven,
02:05:26 they were like living under the stairs or something, being abused.
02:05:29 And that's as far as I watch.
02:05:31 Well, your kids were living under the stairs, being abused.
02:05:33 Oh, you hear that? It's correct.
02:05:35 That's exactly how I heard that.
02:05:37 When we heard Harry Potter on someone, call CPS with them.
02:05:41 You under the breaking news
02:05:43 used by their aunt or uncle, or they'd go live with your uncle
02:05:46 because they're being used by their parent.
02:05:47 I don't know. I was just like breaking news.
02:05:49 Radio didn't want children because they read the books.
02:05:54 What could possibly go wrong by them watching it?
02:05:58 Breaking news.
02:05:59 Mitch McConnell is dead.
02:06:01 They still don't say for
02:06:03 which McConnell just died
02:06:06 thinking this just in it.
02:06:09 If there's a news organization that picks up
02:06:12 that Mitch McConnell just died tonight, you need to cite this podcast
02:06:17 because McConnell deal breaking their news first.
02:06:19 You only heard here first graduates.
02:06:22 Well Adrienne's news where do they girl these vaginas.
02:06:25 I read it twice and they can't find down their arms and shit and they just say
02:06:29 we simply shape a scaffold specifically for each patient.
02:06:33 Is this scaffold in a laboratory?
02:06:35 Is it on a living thing?
02:06:37 It would have to be a living thing because it's got to have skin.
02:06:41 It's not it doesn't have an like device with the same conditions as a human body
02:06:52 outside.
02:06:53 Don't get it.
02:06:54 You're able to shape a scaffold specifically for each patient in place.
02:06:58 This device with the cells in a bioreactor
02:07:01 like this, they're doing it outside of the body.
02:07:03 No one human body
02:07:06 is there a data on the article?
02:07:08 I didn't even see the more recent 2014.
02:07:14 That was a while ago.
02:07:16 You saw in the shit
02:07:18 that I saw was similar to human M14.
02:07:21 How long have we been doing this?
02:07:23 I don't know.
02:07:26 So that was in the future as far as about 2014,
02:07:28 2023,
02:07:35 in the year,
02:07:38 Sure.
02:07:39 Organs are ready.
02:07:41 Doctors surgically create a cavity in the patient's
02:07:44 bodies and stitch one side of the vaginal organ
02:07:47 to the of the cavity and the other side to the uterus.
02:07:52 So transgender, isn't it?
02:07:57 It's kind of like, No, no.
02:07:59 But these are literally porn pop type.
02:08:01 Yeah.
02:08:01 These are people that are literally like,
02:08:03 have a deformed vagina and are actually women.
02:08:07 So there are people that are actually women that need stuff
02:08:10 like this and people that are fake women that want to pretend
02:08:13 they need stuff like this.
02:08:17 That's not controversial.
02:08:20 No, it's the honest to God truth.
02:08:22 Honest to Jesus.
02:08:24 Speaking of back then with six point percent of women being truck drivers,
02:08:28 so why should we cater them by putting feminine products?
02:08:31 What's the percentage of people that pretend in your words, not mine,
02:08:35 pretend to be women?
02:08:38 I don't know.
02:08:38 All right.
02:08:40 If I was a woman,
02:08:43 if I was a woman and I had a vagina,
02:08:45 I would not expect some random truck stop to take care of my fucking needs.
02:08:48 I would be on top of that ship myself and bring a quality product myself
02:08:52 rather than reverting to some fucking coin operated bullshit
02:08:55 with huge, bold statement.
02:08:58 Maybe there's just not women truck drivers.
02:09:00 It's not because they don't have,
02:09:02 like,
02:09:02 condoms, like the condom dispenser, you know, It's like, who the fuck?
02:09:06 Like with your fucking you're going to be ready, right?
02:09:09 You're going to have that.
02:09:10 Otherwise you're just going to pull out.
02:09:12 Oh, oh, oh.
02:09:14 There's a method
02:09:17 button.
02:09:17 One of these. No.
02:09:20 When it comes to technology,
02:09:23 maybe the the Mayans
02:09:25 are putting all the condom machines everywhere.
02:09:29 Is that what's going on?
02:09:31 I always get them confused.
02:09:32 There's a IUD and a UAD, one of the bomb.
02:09:34 One is the one that you can plug a vagina.
02:09:36 You're going to have it.
02:09:39 One is after after me.
02:09:41 I always get them confused,
02:09:44 but they got these things because those things are brilliant.
02:09:46 They work really well.
02:09:47 Never send him to the store for condoms.
02:09:51 Yeah, no kidding.
02:09:52 You get kick off.
02:09:56 Please
02:09:58 wait.
02:09:58 It'll blow more than you pick off.
02:10:00 It'll blow the whole Hummer upside down.
02:10:03 Yeah, she's sucking it, right.
02:10:05 That's a Hummer.
02:10:07 Hummer? I'm
02:10:11 a medic because I got something that.
02:10:15 So I'm just doing a quote.
02:10:16 There was a quote.
02:10:18 What's the right in production?
02:10:20 We're to clearly.
02:10:21 Oh, shit.
02:10:22 I don't even know, but it's got to have Gary in it.
02:10:25 Yeah, the best one,
02:10:27 A book of girl give out rhymes.
02:10:30 Yeah. I've also been.
02:10:32 I think you've done that before.
02:10:33 You've already played that one.
02:10:35 Oh, there we go.
02:10:37 Now what I've done, I've been trying to remaster them because I was.
02:10:42 I still don't know what I'm doing when it comes to production, period. But
02:10:48 there's a weird phasing issue with, with
02:10:52 the early buttons that if you are playing them
02:10:55 on a mono source, the,
02:10:59 the vocals
02:11:00 get cut out, which is why I hate the
02:11:03 No that's easy draw.
02:11:04 You got to not be green.
02:11:06 You got to have I'm just fine and I still haven't bookmarked or subscribed
02:11:10 or it's got to be better.
02:11:14 Well there's the hot dog buttons remastered which I've been trying
02:11:17 to run through.
02:11:20 Tony Creek Productions kind of became a mish mash,
02:11:22 a bunch of stuff, and then I made a dedicated page
02:11:25 for some of the other stuff, you know, I always tell a true
02:11:30 area neighborhood person by how they spell stoney,
02:11:34 right?
02:11:35 Because we say,
02:11:38 No, you spell it according to Tony Creek.
02:11:42 Yeah, well, right there I spell it.
02:11:44 Writer No, All the rest of the world spells it with an E
02:11:48 when it I do
02:11:49 you spell that the rest No E Tony Creek.
02:11:52 No. Weird because I never even thought about it one way or another.
02:11:55 That's how it's spelled the maybe that's how that's how it should spell
02:11:59 the big controversy.
02:12:01 Controversy up and soda
02:12:04 No that's actually the British Steve People say controversy.
02:12:08 I remember I was
02:12:10 involved with Stoney Creek.
02:12:11 I felt wrong because
02:12:14 I might just have to pick one.
02:12:18 You need to do not okay.
02:12:19 Go to how Doggone it.
02:12:22 Keep going down.
02:12:22 Oh yeah Baggins the red one Gary mainly. Oh,
02:12:29 hold on.
02:12:31 Masturbation play masturbation
02:12:33 that's controversial or rape or any more.
02:12:37 Damn it.
02:12:37 There's a rape to the resurrection
02:12:43 of it.
02:12:47 We're losing you, Gary.
02:12:48 So if you're saying something important, you should wait.
02:12:50 So he's definitely not saying anything important over there.
02:12:53 Just keep moving.
02:12:56 Yeah.
02:12:57 Rape to the resurrection
02:13:01 because rape. So rape.
02:13:02 God, it was hot. I get it.
02:13:04 It got a million and a half hits, and that had nothing to do
02:13:07 with the quality of the song and everything to do with the title
02:13:12 with. It's on here.
02:13:13 Yeah.
02:13:14 What am I looking? It's got to be. Yeah.
02:13:17 The resurrection rape to the bottom.
02:13:21 It's lower than the No.
02:13:25 You know, when you once you start hitting that green, that's easy.
02:13:28 Draw more.
02:13:28 You got to go before that it's it no more down.
02:13:33 Oh you got to know there's going to be
02:13:36 that every
02:13:38 hold on.
02:13:40 I'm going to drop that shit in the sucker
02:13:45 Guys keep talking.
02:13:46 I got to get some water
02:13:51 to that
02:13:55 and find some game.
02:13:59 We keep talking.
02:14:00 We're already failing.
02:14:02 I guess I'm holding court. What?
02:14:04 Everybody like in subscribe, or at least just like
02:14:09 because we're trying to be six
02:14:12 six likes is a previous.
02:14:15 I know it sounds hilarious because it's pathetic as fuck.
02:14:18 We're well aware of this, but we have six likes in one video.
02:14:22 We're trying to hit more than six, so that would be fucking great If you don't.
02:14:26 You're not really a fan and you can go fuck yourself
02:14:28 because you're a poser, you're poser bitch, and nobody likes poser bitches,
02:14:34 so go fuck yourself if you're not going to put it.
02:14:36 Like if you're watching and not liking, then you're a fagot
02:14:40 and you go fuck yourself.
02:14:46 Why can't I find it?
02:14:50 Well,
02:14:58 in shadow banned from YouTube?
02:15:00 No, I think maybe.
02:15:04 No. Okay.
02:15:05 Play masturbation and
02:15:09 I know how to masturbate,
02:15:10 but I'm not sure how to play masturbation
02:15:14 that like when I pretend
02:15:17 you could play horrible.
02:15:18 Well, horrible.
02:15:21 Oh, yeah. My only two choices.
02:15:23 When you get a good you are hot.
02:15:25 No more before vulnerable very chooses.
02:15:28 Horrible.
02:15:29 That says a lot about us.
02:15:30 Like it.
02:15:33 People would choose masturbation
02:15:35 which was horrible.
02:15:40 I search pretty frozen.
02:15:46 Yeah.
02:15:46 I don't know. I'd have to be a man. I'm just very still.
02:15:48 I have to give IBM my computer to get the link for that.
02:15:52 I don't know why.
02:15:53 I thought they all showed up.
02:15:54 I'm doing crap.
02:15:57 Smoke sessions is mostly my inspiration.
02:16:00 All right. Some of them got pulled. Do the other one next.
02:16:03 Which one?
02:16:04 Do you want to hear it?
02:16:06 Yeah, because in Don't talk over like you did last time, you fucking asshole.
02:16:15 No, it's fine.
02:16:15 It's just the lead.
02:16:16 And I know the song.
02:16:19 You hit it like this.
02:16:21 Hot dog burns masturbating.
02:16:23 Coming up on Flashdance.
02:17:14 It's a fast one
02:17:31 on my.
02:18:27 Are you just rapping over a Casio demo?
02:22:33 Yeah,
02:22:39 Yeah.
02:22:43 Gary,
02:22:43 you need to learn how to meet your microphone.
02:22:47 You that do it?
02:22:54 Yeah,
02:22:55 because you're the people that heard that
02:22:58 and you like to hear the.
02:23:01 Listen. You think I'd do the skirt?
02:23:03 And he was drunk.
02:23:05 Gary. Gary was wasted.
02:23:06 It was like,
02:23:14 you'll hear when you listen about Gary
02:23:15 that was drunk as fuck Gary
02:23:23 Anyone can follow up on that comment
02:23:26 like Mickey Mouse hands
02:23:30 Mickey Mouse game and that can controversial stuff
02:23:33 eating on Mike is the
02:23:37 I can't even hear you can hear them munching.
02:23:41 I don't have a bag of anything.
02:23:44 I'm not leaving a bag of weed.
02:23:46 I got a Pledge of Allegiance.
02:23:50 Speaking of larger bleeds,
02:23:51 that's controversial.
02:23:58 So I don't know.
02:24:00 I'm pretty sure.
02:24:01 Brady, you've been like
02:24:03 you've been at the Gary's stupid little picnic before, right?
02:24:07 Oh, no.
02:24:10 I feel like I've heard of you,
02:24:12 but I've never met you and I've still never met you.
02:24:15 Traditionally.
02:24:18 But we'll both be here.
02:24:19 I'll go with Gary.
02:24:21 Said something that you were a friend of Stephanie's
02:24:26 that was very controversial and I was a friend of his as well.
02:24:31 I, when he was often 19
02:24:34 or 19, male Oh, my parents live in the subdivision right
02:24:37 across the street, and I used to go there on quite a decent amount of time,
02:24:43 and that was quite a,
02:24:45 you know, fucked up situation.
02:24:50 If we don't want to talk about it, I don't know how close he is.
02:24:53 Loft apartment where he took his own life.
02:24:55 He lived very near 19 mile as well, but at VanDyke
02:25:01 it was closer to my condo
02:25:06 than we were.
02:25:07 I don't know if I.
02:25:09 I spoke to him that morning.
02:25:10 I asked him if he wanted to go disc golf and he said he had some things to do.
02:25:14 Found later what things he had to do,
02:25:18 right.
02:25:19 I mean, he had bar he had taken Bob's gun.
02:25:23 So, I mean, this was something was like
02:25:27 this wasn't just like, oh, I'm mad right this second.
02:25:30 Like, right. It was a plan.
02:25:33 And he was a marine.
02:25:40 I regret the last thing I ever said to him.
02:25:44 I said, Yeah, I sent him a meme with a lemon.
02:25:46 I said, When life gives, you lemons, fuck life.
02:25:50 Oh, wow.
02:25:52 This is my last my last interchange exchange with him
02:25:57 was he threw me a box of my favorite Girl Scout cookies.
02:26:01 He just crossed them to me.
02:26:02 I was like, Yeah, I don't score.
02:26:06 I don't think I was entertained with them.
02:26:12 But I knew that there was a segment of time when frickin
02:26:16 there was a couple of disc golf games on the we Nintendo.
02:26:20 We and I would go over there and we play the friggin disc golf games.
02:26:24 He had one of them little mini friggin blow up pools,
02:26:26 which is perfectly fine for just treading water.
02:26:28 And and his daughters were just gallivanting around the neighborhood.
02:26:32 And it was just I don't know, man. It was just
02:26:35 specific, like
02:26:37 summer and just just something summer vibe and graduation.
02:26:42 Yeah,
02:26:43 right, Right. Yeah.
02:26:45 I stopped by unannounced.
02:26:46 One day I walked into the backyard
02:26:48 and there was a drawer sitting at Stefan's back the patio table.
02:26:52 Yeah, I was like, I didn't know you guys hung out without me.
02:26:56 I was very surprised to see cause it meant.
02:26:59 Yeah, he got that.
02:27:00 When he got there, he was like, Oh, shit.
02:27:02 I'm like, right there.
02:27:04 And so I just.
02:27:06 I was right for one day.
02:27:07 And then, you know, it was like Match made in Heaven.
02:27:10 He's the reason.
02:27:10 The reason the disc golf basket that I bought is because of him.
02:27:14 He gave to me to what his wife bought him and he put over how great it was.
02:27:19 I bought the collapsible version
02:27:20 that you could break apart, but the same exact basket.
02:27:24 And the reason why
02:27:26 I the basket.
02:27:32 I still
02:27:32 use the Sony 50 inch flat screen that I bought off of him.
02:27:36 He said it was too dark,
02:27:39 so he gave me he sold it to me.
02:27:41 Pennies on the dollar and I still use it to this day.
02:27:45 I used it today.
02:27:49 I wonder if Bob still uses that anti-gun.
02:27:52 I fucked up. Is that though?
02:27:54 You know, would you? I don't even know if you take that back up to a point.
02:27:56 Would you sell it?
02:27:57 Yeah, right.
02:27:58 I'd be like, depends on how much it costs.
02:28:02 Does it make it?
02:28:03 Yeah, I think it was evidence.
02:28:04 Do you think it's worth more or less now?
02:28:10 That's a controversy.
02:28:14 No comment.
02:28:17 We do have Brady befuddled.
02:28:20 You know what what do you think?
02:28:24 What is the blue Cat all about?
02:28:27 It's a cat.
02:28:29 Yeah, it's a cat.
02:28:30 And so we're talking about you're breaking the fourth wall.
02:28:32 No signal.
02:28:35 How many walls are hanging?
02:28:39 There are infinite walls.
02:28:41 What if it's a radius? What?
02:28:43 There's a radius wall.
02:28:44 There's a one wall.
02:28:44 Or is it multiple angles of a wall?
02:28:49 The interesting thing
02:28:50 when you measure a coastline, depending on the,
02:28:53 you can be miles off.
02:28:55 Oh, I've been measured by inches.
02:28:58 I've got a pretty big coastline right here.
02:29:01 You're on a shoreline.
02:29:03 Michigan stacks up. Yes.
02:29:04 Looking at the tip of the thumb to Lake Huron right here.
02:29:07 Yeah, I could fucking I know where you are.
02:29:09 I could walk there in about 10 seconds.
02:29:13 I got to ponder it over here.
02:29:17 We got a graveyard.
02:29:17 We who we venture and we highlight in the night with great high late in the night.
02:29:23 So I jumped the fence again.
02:29:25 I remember that We got to do a graveyard.
02:29:27 Okay, great.
02:29:28 We're going to a new feature here. We?
02:29:31 But this clash of clans thing,
02:29:40 what about We have to play our game.
02:29:42 We've got to honor the dead.
02:29:44 One dead person per show at the graveyard.
02:29:47 Okay, I'll.
02:29:48 I'll jump the fence,
02:29:52 and my phone is charging at 46%, so we're good.
02:29:55 They're here.
02:29:56 Brady, Let's just do this.
02:29:58 Our worst segment.
02:30:00 But oh, I was going to say one.
02:30:05 What is it?
02:30:11 What is it?
02:30:14 You see that
02:30:15 I still think you've answered the question.
02:30:18 It's too glaring. You got a bad angle. You
02:30:22 go get higher angle.
02:30:24 How's that up?
02:30:26 And Oh, are you going to stand?
02:30:29 Oh, that's better.
02:30:30 Yeah, that's definitely better.
02:30:32 A little bit lower.
02:30:33 A little lower.
02:30:36 No, that's higher,
02:30:38 you fucking dipshit.
02:30:40 Oh, you.
02:30:42 I mean, you're good. No, that's great.
02:30:44 Okay. Yeah.
02:30:46 What about draw, though?
02:30:47 Weren't we going to play a three player game?
02:30:50 I Don't know.
02:30:51 I feel bad. I'm on my phone. Okay.
02:30:53 I was going to say no. No, I don't feel bad.
02:30:55 I've got my own game right here. We can be.
02:30:58 We're not in a weird fucking camping park.
02:31:02 And it's funny that I've not run across this.
02:31:06 You lost Gary.
02:31:10 Lost him completely.
02:31:11 So did you ever hear.
02:31:13 I hear you.
02:31:14 I hear I. Yeah, because I walked away
02:31:18 Now I would go exploring by
02:31:23 there.
02:31:23 Now you're back.
02:31:24 Gary. Don't move.
02:31:27 Inviting boring.
02:31:28 But I'm going to.
02:31:30 I'm going to lose reception and shirt.
02:31:33 Wait, is this
02:31:36 What the fuck?
02:31:37 What the fuck is it?
02:31:39 That's not my army.
02:31:40 What do I mean, What am I?
02:31:41 What are we even on Mike for?
02:31:43 Come on, now, sir.
02:31:51 What are you guys playing?
02:31:53 Nothing.
02:31:56 The big draft to make it even longer.
02:31:59 He made it a draft, so that's really exciting
02:32:04 cards.
02:32:06 So you guys can play the game.
02:32:07 And then if it goes bad, I can just sit on it,
02:32:09 and hopefully that's entertaining enough.
02:32:10 We're losing viewers right now.
02:32:11 You should start shooting.
02:32:13 I actually don't know. I'm right.
02:32:15 I've already been. I've been trying to.
02:32:17 We're not losing the words.
02:32:18 I don't think we've been gaining viewers.
02:32:19 I don't even know if we have any of you really?
02:32:23 I don't know.
02:32:24 I'm I'm checking right now. Right.
02:32:26 What's two times zero?
02:32:30 Okay, good.
02:32:32 I mean,
02:32:34 I like that
02:32:37 because I like to focus
02:32:39 on watching shit.
02:32:42 11 people, So many fucking
02:32:45 more than four people do that You're
02:32:48 if you're a true fan, if you're not, go fuck yourself.
02:32:52 Stop watching the as you know, if they're watching
02:32:57 and fixing God or whatever you call us.
02:33:04 But I don't play those.
02:33:10 But as a really wonder what?
02:33:17 Hmm. So why not Xbox?
02:33:21 It was a bomb
02:33:25 masturbation so it shouldn't.
02:33:28 There's the moon,
02:33:30 the glory is probably Venus next to it, I'm assuming.
02:33:33 I don't know, but I think you can see that on the screen
02:33:38 next to the door, the app time app app.
02:33:41 Know I've got several maps,
02:33:44 but I'm just going off of what my assumption is.
02:33:47 Pretty positive.
02:33:48 It's Venus just my expertise because I've got I've got a telescope
02:33:55 and so that makes me an expert.
02:33:58 I own a telescope.
02:33:59 Oh yeah, I'm an expert.
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02:34:22 Well, and I went there a couple of times just for fun.
02:34:26 That was the hardcore porn on the history
02:34:29 or discovery or history, whatever is the Detroit one.
02:34:33 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And
02:34:36 I almost bought a frickin
02:34:39 telescope that you can hook up to your computer
02:34:40 and you could run out and pretty much
02:34:44 you would go on the app to where like the star was and the frickin telescope
02:34:47 would point automatically to that that star
02:34:51 you finder or you see it on your phone.
02:34:54 No, it was it was computer only.
02:34:57 So this was probably like 15 years ago.
02:35:01 How old is that show?
02:35:03 Oh, that's that shows 15 years old.
02:35:05 That's fucked up.
02:35:08 All of that show.
02:35:09 Ten years.
02:35:10 I don't know. But it was it was computer only.
02:35:12 And that's what kind of scared me about it, too, because I don't know, like
02:35:17 because older equipment, computer wise,
02:35:22 you might not be able to run it on a more modern skeleton. Yeah
02:35:29 And I kind of wanted
02:35:31 and I still want one specifically, or I'm sure they make the game,
02:35:37 I'm sure they make one similar that do the same shit,
02:35:40 but I just don't know how much you're paying for it.
02:35:42 But the one I got works works well enough.
02:35:45 You posted that picture of the moon.
02:35:47 Was that something that you took yourself?
02:35:49 My daughter's friend at school took it.
02:35:52 You got one of the northern ones from the other weekend too.
02:35:56 What?
02:35:56 What means?
02:35:59 I think it's her. I.
02:35:59 I know the property.
02:36:01 I've never really.
02:36:04 I, my family's had this property.
02:36:05 I was a baby on the same fucking beach, but
02:36:10 more so now.
02:36:11 And I've never we've never seen Northern Lights.
02:36:15 It's happened a couple of times within the last few years and it happened
02:36:19 the one time when we were up here and it was frickin just a weird like just
02:36:24 like green and blue and purple
02:36:27 and just kind of wavy shit in the sky, like, way out on the lake.
02:36:31 It was the weirdest thing, but the
02:36:34 that was cool.
02:36:35 I don't know.
02:36:37 End of story.
02:36:38 It is magnetic. Anticlimactic.
02:36:40 What are
02:36:42 lights.
02:36:44 Oh, from the.
02:36:45 Yeah.
02:36:46 Yeah.
02:36:46 That's weird to how they were potentially created but
02:36:53 yeah I'd have to say no.
02:36:54 I'm sure it's like maybe a video or something and it's very subtle, but
02:36:57 yeah, I did not see it that Biber and pretty fucking sweet that neon.
02:37:01 That's like neon. That's.
02:37:03 I know the name of the island now too, but I already fucking forgot
02:37:08 where that
02:37:09 Lake Superior
02:37:13 Marquette.
02:37:17 You know, I don't.
02:37:18 The Northern.
02:37:21 Where is that of North of North.
02:37:24 No. Does not continue. That is not up north
02:37:28 you know.
02:37:29 I don't know. Yeah.
02:37:29 So you're fucking you're up north now fingers.
02:37:35 You're fucking up north bro.
02:37:39 This is our most controversial topic.
02:37:42 What is the definition of up north?
02:37:44 So it was kind of the Michigan only in Wisconsin, about up north.
02:37:49 They're even worse.
02:37:50 No, because the U.P.
02:37:52 goes higher than Wisconsin.
02:37:54 Notice Canada, what's the northernmost point
02:37:56 of the United States is that Maine?
02:38:00 The Alaska two cards?
02:38:02 Well, the continental fucking United States.
02:38:05 That's the weirdest thing to me. Why?
02:38:07 Oh, sorry.
02:38:08 What do we own. Alaska?
02:38:09 Why is it detached and way up there?
02:38:10 Why couldn't they give us, like, Quebec or some shit
02:38:14 the oil?
02:38:16 You don't want those Frenchies.
02:38:17 No, I know. Right.
02:38:21 Okay.
02:38:21 The Great Lakes of the Russians had the brilliant resources.
02:38:25 Canadians to fuck off.
02:38:29 So do you guys
02:38:30 know why we can see the Northern Lights better nowadays?
02:38:33 Because of the CERN created a rift
02:38:36 in the electromagnetic
02:38:39 controversial thing.
02:38:40 We lose again. No, I mean, yeah, we lost it.
02:38:43 So I lost the Large Hadron Collider.
02:38:48 Everything they're saying, they created this
02:38:52 in the magnetic field of the earth,
02:38:55 and now it's just letting us get bombarded
02:38:58 with radiation, and it's making the northern lights more beautiful.
02:39:03 But the pollution makes the sunset more beautiful.
02:39:07 You know what?
02:39:08 I've only got this much of my drink left,
02:39:10 and I might have to go with the beer myself.
02:39:13 Who? I'm then going with the beer.
02:39:15 I always thought it was interesting.
02:39:17 My science teacher in junior high
02:39:21 made a random statement that he said, you know, the poles
02:39:24 that one time or reverse and they had flipped the coin.
02:39:29 And I was like, That sounds weird because and then nowadays
02:39:34 they talk about that kind of regularly that it could potentially happen again
02:39:38 now that in my brain, you know, the
02:39:44 magnetic field involved,
02:39:47 you would think that there'd be a lot of disruption and chaos.
02:39:50 There could be a chance that it might you might not even notice it,
02:39:53 but there is a high chance that it would just be chaos.
02:39:56 Could that be, you know, differentiating between
02:40:01 human, human
02:40:05 civilizations and the vast amount of time
02:40:08 that it has taken for humans to evolve into what we are?
02:40:11 Could that be part of it?
02:40:12 Or is it typically you think it's typically like a meteor
02:40:17 and flood and shit like that,
02:40:21 You know, the bottlenecks.
02:40:22 Do you give any credence to that?
02:40:25 The first one that
02:40:28 The Younger Dryas event might not have been an asteroid
02:40:30 it might have been a solar flare or the flip of the magnetic
02:40:37 poles?
02:40:37 I mean, oh, what's going to.
02:40:41 I don't even see that.
02:40:43 Could the North or South Pole that could knock out or a magnetic field
02:40:46 temporarily a large enough solar flare that hits us directly.
02:40:51 And that's the main protection from a lot of shit.
02:40:54 So right this ties into
02:40:58 life elsewhere on the planet or elsewhere, the universe,
02:41:01 because we do live in this very specific, unique, protected our
02:41:07 our magnetic field, our atmosphere, our the moisture,
02:41:11 the electricity like we have kind of,
02:41:15 again, the Goldilocks type situation.
02:41:18 But that doesn't necessarily mean
02:41:20 I mean one out of several
02:41:25 hundred billion trillion.
02:41:29 There's got to be more than just us.
02:41:30 Right.
02:41:31 So how many how many different galaxies there are and also time.
02:41:39 There could have been civilizations similar to ours or greater than ours
02:41:42 that have come to prominence and then died out because their star died
02:41:47 and they couldn't get off their planet,
02:41:50 even unintelligent life
02:41:53 and life.
02:41:54 It doesn't realize that they're on a fucking planet.
02:41:57 That's the episode.
02:41:59 The fact that the possibility is so great that there's
02:42:03 extra life out there.
02:42:04 But it's weird that we haven't crossed it.
02:42:07 And so far, oh yeah, that was the Fermi Paradox.
02:42:09 Oh yeah, that's what it was.
02:42:10 It's yeah, it's, it's almost
02:42:15 like a mindfuck, almost like a mind fuck.
02:42:17 You know, you have to do it.
02:42:32 It was a joke.
02:42:33 And he did reference the Fermi Paradox on an episode, right
02:42:37 I know, but I got the exact reaction I was looking for.
02:42:43 Well, it's all I wanted
02:42:44 that I know definitely hits hyper hypersonic.
02:42:48 I know that I said.
02:42:50 I like a Fermi paradox.
02:42:53 No. Yeah, you too.
02:42:54 I thought you said every pair of I think a three in Fermi.
02:42:59 A Fermi, Fermi paradox firm. Very
02:43:04 affectionate or three pair of cocks
02:43:07 do that five times fast, shut out or be shut out of the half of that group.
02:43:12 Not the tease, not the teasing.
02:43:15 Let's take the things out of there.
02:43:16 Yeah. Is it kind of intensity though?
02:43:19 Even the L never.
02:43:20 These are hesitant the team nowadays.
02:43:23 Yeah.
02:43:24 Never want to be here many everybody adds the s four straight
02:43:29 really out of two all inclusive I like that.
02:43:34 I know I said that
02:43:37 we're already included.
02:43:39 Well then put our letter in there.
02:43:42 We're already included.
02:43:43 Just like
02:43:47 the negative.
02:43:48 Yeah, it's not the same, my kids.
02:43:50 But you're white, so you don't matter.
02:43:53 It's like, No, the only ones that matter
02:43:56 after day and Mother's Day, my kids would ask me, When is kids day?
02:43:59 And the obvious answer was every other fucking day.
02:44:02 Yeah.
02:44:05 When you grew
02:44:06 n bother.
02:44:10 Yeah, that was my girl.
02:44:14 My girlfriend's niece is five years old
02:44:18 and she is pretty fucking smart, but she was just like, Oh, mad about
02:44:24 not being allowed to do
02:44:28 something.
02:44:28 And she was like, I just don't get it, you know?
02:44:30 I'm like, Well, you know, I'm like your kid.
02:44:31 And I'm like, you know, just you just got to enjoy being kid because like,
02:44:34 when you're a kid all the time, you wish that you were a fucking adult.
02:44:38 When you're adult, you kind of wish you were a kid again.
02:44:40 So I'm just like, just, just
02:44:45 yeah, they don't listen.
02:44:49 Oh, you're upside down.
02:44:57 I think we're echoing on Gary's.
02:44:59 Yeah, the graveyard
02:45:04 change.
02:45:06 Okay.
02:45:10 All right, Well, so be looking for a new one
02:45:14 about the death penalty while he's on his way out to a grave.
02:45:17 Is the death penalty controversial?
02:45:21 I'm against that help.
02:45:24 Who did you kill?
02:45:27 This got here?
02:45:28 Typically, innocent people are like, Fuck it, Let them fry.
02:45:34 David Holmes.
02:45:35 Guilty people are the ones. The homes
02:45:38 1837 and 1923
02:45:42 1835 to 1917.
02:45:46 Almost all clear.
02:45:48 You go serious.
02:45:49 All due respect, no joking about that.
02:45:52 You know anything about the people in the graveyard?
02:45:54 Are they just from the town or.
02:45:57 I don't even know if they're from here.
02:46:02 Let's see.
02:46:02 This one.
02:46:04 Got this one Looks like a phallus.
02:46:09 Like the Washington Monument.
02:46:11 I drove back in here and I came in.
02:46:12 It fell?
02:46:14 Yeah. You got me sold. I'm so.
02:46:16 Oh, shit. It's the gravestone.
02:46:18 Yeah. Freaking obelisk. You look just.
02:46:21 They were.
02:46:22 Oh, yeah,
02:46:23 That's a freaking.
02:46:24 We need to put a tinfoil hat on that obelisk.
02:46:27 Yeah, I mean, they are very.
02:46:30 They exist.
02:46:33 I can't tell what it says.
02:46:37 Huh? I don't know that I.
02:46:39 The entire family had to have that wall
02:46:45 like, you know, I cannot,
02:46:48 like,
02:46:51 that's capitalist
02:46:55 and that's something like that that
02:47:05 you got to be
02:47:16 right.
02:47:19 So what else?
02:47:20 We had all the controversy.
02:47:21 I don't think we did.
02:47:24 What do you what do you think about James
02:47:25 O'Keefe handing out hidden cameras to everybody in school district
02:47:28 so they can spy on their teachers and shit?
02:47:37 I mean, I think it's okay.
02:47:38 As long as I was I was I was I was like, okay,
02:47:44 I was
02:47:45 wrong, Karen.
02:47:46 And I am going to
02:47:52 thank our
02:47:56 healer.
02:47:57 You sound like you're doing helium.
02:47:59 All right. That's all right.
02:48:00 That's all us.
02:48:04 All this bizarre thing in my life
02:48:10 am a lot more how parts.
02:48:13 I mean, I like
02:48:17 the final, final answer
02:48:21 on around town
02:48:25 or anything.
02:48:26 I kind of like.
02:48:29 Or it's kind of like,
02:48:33 keep an eye on what's
02:48:35 going on in India, Afghanistan.
02:48:41 I got to I had to mute.
02:48:42 I had to meet you.
02:48:44 Oh, yeah.
02:48:46 That was out of control. Oh, wait.
02:48:48 But now he just disappeared off the control boards. Oh,
02:48:56 he'll be back.
02:48:57 Did you hear what I heard or.
02:48:59 I mean, yeah, it was scrambled, and I'm tripping out.
02:49:03 I assume that's what I sound like when I start breaking up.
02:49:07 All right. I got him unmuted.
02:49:10 The fix it
02:49:15 that not?
02:49:16 No, that did not fix it.
02:49:21 So he doesn't know that's going on.
02:49:23 I thought he was playing a joke on us.
02:49:26 Yeah, it did kind of sound like a helium voice.
02:49:36 So I can wrap up this controversy.
02:49:45 Lee Harvey Oswald did not act alone
02:49:50 or act at all.
02:49:52 He was in the mindset of much more.
02:49:56 I don't think it's a controversy.
02:49:57 I think everyone agrees with that,
02:50:02 except for
02:50:03 maybe the five people that planned it.
02:50:06 Everyone else believes it and they actually technically
02:50:10 they would believe it, too.
02:50:12 Everyone believes it is Terry.
02:50:15 But he did not act alone
02:50:19 about that.
02:50:22 Oh, no.
02:50:25 You know what it is?
02:50:27 What is it? Do me a favor.
02:50:30 Make the sounds of the program from Star Wars.
02:50:33 Go edit it up. But up a
02:50:36 Oh, yeah.
02:50:36 Then it'll translate it back into English.
02:50:38 It should be like that.
02:50:40 But I
02:50:42 That's the fucking programing.
02:50:43 That's perfect.
02:50:45 Yeah.
02:50:45 And impressions before
02:50:49 that is impressive.
02:50:50 It's also when they're trying to talk to everyone on Hoth.
02:50:53 Right.
02:50:55 So when you stepped away, I was asking what do you think about
02:50:58 James O'Keefe giving out hidden cameras?
02:51:01 Because I'm a citizen, right?
02:51:02 No, I was walking back from the graveyard.
02:51:07 That was not interesting.
02:51:08 If I got another one, if that's not as interesting,
02:51:14 who's this O'Keefe guy and why is he handing out cameras?
02:51:17 And yeah, we want a free camera in life.
02:51:19 Gives you cameras.
02:51:21 Yeah, free camera.
02:51:23 Yeah. Go to his website.
02:51:25 I think it's O-M-G Media or James O'Keefe.
02:51:27 And you can sign up to get a camera, but then you got to actually
02:51:31 get undercover footage, get into him.
02:51:33 So his website works.
02:51:36 Oh. Oh, I see what he's doing there.
02:51:39 Koven mandates maybe coming back.
02:51:43 That's controversial.
02:51:47 That is controversial.
02:51:49 I'll pass on that.
02:51:50 But pass.
02:51:52 Yeah.
02:51:53 Do we talk about that?
02:51:57 It really shouldn't be their jobs to
02:52:02 carry to be packing heat.
02:52:04 It really I don't think we should make them do it.
02:52:07 But if there are any that are trained or willing to get trained,
02:52:11 I think we should at least
02:52:13 experiment, Try it.
02:52:16 My my thoughts on gun control might not be popular, but
02:52:19 I don't think adding guns to a situation makes it safer.
02:52:24 It doesn't make sense to me.
02:52:25 What about having no gun?
02:52:27 No gun? Free with too many words?
02:52:30 What are we having gun free zones where they know there's no resistance
02:52:34 and they're sitting ducks? They
02:52:35 become targets for unscrupulous people that don't give a shit about the rule.
02:52:40 And in
02:52:41 that case, right, it might be deterred.
02:52:45 Criminals don't play by the rules anyway, so.
02:52:48 Right.
02:52:49 But they do pay by they do play by experience.
02:52:52 And if they thought a teacher might be packing
02:52:54 and even if only a few were like air marshals, you don't need one on
02:52:57 every plane.
02:52:58 You just need one on someone they think there might be on every.
02:53:01 It's a deterrent,
02:53:03 also an undefinable deterrent.
02:53:05 We don't know how many guns.
02:53:07 We don't know how many guns deterred people from crimes.
02:53:09 So it's kind of a hard statistic to figure.
02:53:13 Yeah I'm just anti guns in general.
02:53:17 I'm trying to sorry my list eight controversy before we're done.
02:53:20 What about allowing our cars to drive themselves,
02:53:27 their teachers guns?
02:53:31 The first car that kills the first person?
02:53:34 That's going to be the first controversy.
02:53:36 It's already happened.
02:53:37 It ripped a fucking fire.
02:53:38 A Tesla ripped a fire truck
02:53:41 filled.
02:53:42 I don't know how many people.
02:53:44 Some.
02:53:45 Okay, so it's already whoops
02:53:50 and e about good racism.
02:53:56 Good racism?
02:53:57 Yeah.
02:53:57 Like just thinking that,
02:53:59 you know, you're your heritage, your white is good in the world.
02:54:03 Not necessarily.
02:54:04 The other ones are automatically bad, but just.
02:54:08 But I hate the word proud because you're white.
02:54:11 I'm not saying white pride,
02:54:14 but like pride.
02:54:16 Black pride is like good racism.
02:54:19 How about if I say it like that?
02:54:21 Okay, I'm told all stereotypes bad, but what about saying
02:54:26 Asian people are good at math?
02:54:31 I think it insults white people that are good at math.
02:54:35 Okay, I get your point.
02:54:42 Somebody has been trying to get a hold it for weeks.
02:54:44 Get the same number.
02:54:46 Crazy Jim,
02:54:49 don't we have a call in line?
02:54:51 We do have a call in line.
02:54:52 Should I put it up? No.
02:54:57 You know, crazy Jim.
02:54:59 No, I.
02:55:00 Crazy Jim, I crazy Jim.
02:55:02 Nice to see you in chat.
02:55:03 I don't think we know you
02:55:06 know,
02:55:10 but glad to have crazy Jim.
02:55:13 We're in good company.
02:55:16 What do I have to do?
02:55:17 What do I have to do for a sign off of a flag of of wisdom,
02:55:23 A rant of the week, and
02:55:27 and the celebrity birthday that I like the best.
02:55:30 Get it all out.
02:55:32 Look day The veto of
02:55:36 the breaking news. This just in.
02:55:42 Danny DeVito is dead.
02:55:44 He died walking up the stairs, having a heart attack and a stroke
02:55:49 at the same time.
02:55:50 Danny DeVito sent our condolences.
02:55:53 You heard it here first.
02:55:55 That's three.
02:55:57 I don't know.
02:55:59 It was in threes. It's always in three.
02:56:01 And who you just that already forgot.
02:56:06 But keep the controversy going.
02:56:08 Controversy is the spice of life.
02:56:11 I think that's how that phrase goes.
02:56:14 If if there's no controversy, then there's no excitement.
02:56:18 There's no opposition.
02:56:19 There's no.
02:56:22 I like to side with the underdog because
02:56:26 not just because the the majority isn't always right.
02:56:30 But man, it's just more exciting to from behind.
02:56:35 Victory and draw would have definitely said something about the come from behind.
02:56:39 We're still here.
02:56:41 No, I see a screen on my screen, but it's black.
02:56:45 But I keep seeing crazy.
02:56:48 Jim says he's where he wants to call and he's down to call in and talk to you.
02:56:52 Okay.
02:56:53 Next week.
02:56:55 Next week?
02:56:57 Yeah, right. Next week?
02:56:59 Yeah.
02:56:59 We just hit the three hour mark.
02:57:02 I enjoyed it.
02:57:03 It was a good time as above.
02:57:05 So below.
02:57:11 We're still on and I got to fix that.
02:57:16 Oh, in our.
02:57:17 Our post show show host.
02:57:20 Okay.
02:57:21 Yeah.
02:57:22 Give now no crazy Germany number
02:57:26 and he plays the music at least
02:57:28 give back to really go
02:57:31 okay play the music is it
02:57:34 true loves the blue
02:57:37 box of blue Is it dunking me Dunking.
02:57:40 I love it.
02:57:40 Okay, good cooking in your mouth
02:57:44 You is my come from behind victory.
02:57:47 I kind of heard I was trying to catch up.
02:57:48 I don't know the fuck was going on. The obvious.
02:57:51 Oh, you. Sorry.
02:57:52 You said it like robot.
02:57:54 No, I heard it.
02:57:54 I listened, listen back, and then I was like, Fuck for a while.
02:57:57 You off? Yeah.
02:57:59 Tell you what, I'll go grab a beer and we carry on.
02:58:02 Oh, okay.
02:58:05 Let's get crazy.
02:58:05 Jim On the one, there was some guy who was in the chair you mentioned.
02:58:09 I didn't see him.
02:58:11 How crazy of you. I'm very.
02:58:13 Yeah.
02:58:14 Oh, dude, I'm crazy to bring it on.
02:58:19 It's the music is like my.
02:58:22 You need to call in.
02:58:24 What's the call in them?
02:58:25 Just working on that shit.
02:58:28 What is it?
02:58:28 What is it out loud? Because I mean,
02:58:32 some of flag cars now won't work.
02:58:34 I got to see Jim.
02:58:36 Don't be a pussy, Jim.
02:58:38 You know, like these around here.
02:58:40 Nothing aggressive.
02:58:41 I mean, I mean, we do like pussies around here.
02:58:45 Oops.
02:58:50 Oh, what
02:58:56 up, Jim?
02:59:03 So I noticed that we had a couple of people
02:59:05 drop off of our listenership and there was not another extra.
02:59:10 Not one extra like.
02:59:13 And I'm kind of pissed at that because there was an opportunity
02:59:16 where people were listening
02:59:17 and they could have clicked that stupid little like thing.
02:59:19 And I don't give a fuck about likes other than we just want more than six, right?
02:59:24 Because six is our previous record.
02:59:26 We always want to breaking records, right?
02:59:29 I don't think I click it, even if it's even if it's like
02:59:33 if we got like 301 episode and we 301, that's a fucking victory, right?
02:59:42 We're not after much here.
02:59:48 Well, we'll bootstrap beat nothing.
02:59:50 That was pretty big.
02:59:52 No, no, this is the more confident
02:59:54 that was the peak in the mountain, you know.
02:59:58 All right.
03:00:03 I can't believe bootstrap beat.
03:00:05 Nothing. Nothing was our best.
03:00:07 Our best work.
03:00:09 It was your best work because.
03:00:11 You usually do your best when you're doing nothing.
03:00:13 You see, the only subject matter.
03:00:16 I was qualified.
03:00:17 I didn't even rant today.
03:00:19 We went 3 hours without a rant.
03:00:21 How did you deliver it?
03:00:23 I didn't. I came unprepared.
03:00:25 I realize that everything was under the category of controversy.
03:00:30 So no matter what you mentioned, we wouldn't have considered a single rant.
03:00:34 Was ranting on the show today.
03:00:37 I don't think I ranted.
03:00:39 You know, think anyone ranted?
03:00:41 Oh, there was rants.
03:00:42 There were rants.
03:00:44 I mean, it is a flag rants.
03:00:45 Maybe that is like,
03:00:47 yeah, but you get what happened.
03:00:51 You know what?
03:00:52 I haven't felt like ranting ever since I got a barn.
03:00:55 I'm in the barn.
03:00:56 I'm in.
03:00:57 It's a for you people, more lawyers or it is, of course, gorgeous.
03:01:02 Forward with the ski.
03:01:03 And I'm on the verge
03:01:06 of ranting about these mosquitoes.
03:01:10 I spent $200.
03:01:12 I bought every anti-mosquito repellents,
03:01:16 these incense sticks, the oil, the sprays, the bombs, everything they had.
03:01:22 I spent $200 at Ace Hardware under mosquito and cap
03:01:27 just threw everything into the car, bought it all.
03:01:30 And Zephyr, I bought everything.
03:01:33 When are you trying to Stupid trees.
03:01:35 Where are you?
03:01:35 Hanging out there, brother.
03:01:36 Any of the right here?
03:01:39 I mean, right now.
03:01:40 So you typically, you just if you have a fan,
03:01:44 you can just kind of like, keep them off you
03:01:45 because it does not take much to boil mosquito.
03:01:48 And actually a certain amount per hour will actually kill a mosquito.
03:01:54 A fan during a performance is.
03:01:56 No, I know. Yeah. That would be argument.
03:01:58 Yeah. No, no.
03:01:59 I mean, but it's not like your son's annoyance
03:02:02 when it comes to your or speaker system over there.
03:02:06 You don't know when to use the mute button.
03:02:08 You walk away and
03:02:11 we can hear how can the especially hotdog moms are playing one.
03:02:16 Yeah. Now No, you heard me.
03:02:18 My wasn't that bad. No, it wasn't about struggling.
03:02:21 I was struggling with this in South.
03:02:23 Yeah. Here
03:02:27 we go.
03:02:28 Here, raise it to your.
03:02:33 I can do this all good on my.
03:02:39 You're very talented.
03:02:41 Shucks.
03:02:42 So sharp
03:02:46 chucks in a bucket like you're shucking corn.
03:02:50 Yeah, that's racist.
03:02:52 It's chorus season.
03:02:53 I sucked corn today.
03:02:56 Yeah, sure.
03:02:57 Suck your. Shuck your mouth, you motherfucker.
03:02:59 We couldn't figure out how they're seen.
03:03:02 Whatever. Crazy Jim.
03:03:04 I know It goes a pussy.
03:03:06 You know, maybe he was flush it.
03:03:08 It was not so useful.
03:03:09 Shit, I've got no balls.
03:03:11 You see the number there? College.
03:03:13 Oh. Whoa.
03:03:14 Pussy will be
03:03:18 nothing to about to
03:03:25 shutting it down.
03:03:27 This show,
03:03:29 I just found out he hasn't shut it down.
03:03:31 When I say shut it down.
03:03:35 So I thought we were done like.
03:03:36 But I thought it'd be rude if right when Draw came back.
03:03:41 I know, I know it is.
03:03:42 Oh, you were going last liquids.
03:03:44 Thank God we're here.
03:03:47 Yeah, I.
03:03:47 So I said as above.
03:03:49 So the word just before you did.
03:03:51 But last week we went on for two and a half hours after
03:03:54 I thought we were done recording, I thought I was just chattering that,
03:03:57 no, you were going to put it out and you put it there.
03:04:01 You roll the credit.
03:04:03 BRADY
03:04:05 Railroad room of the credit.
03:04:06 And we kept talking.
03:04:08 And he knew instinctively, as a great producer does to to turn things back on.
03:04:15 He didn't say a word.
03:04:16 He just kind of I can things you don't even get loose.
03:04:19 And then I got blotto Yeah blackout when you were like,
03:04:23 I don't mean about two and a half hours.
03:04:27 Yeah.
03:04:28 Yeah,
03:04:29 that was that was our longest.
03:04:31 But I'm not trying to beat that record You were wanting to do.
03:04:37 Why did you want to the.
03:04:41 Because you go to bed at 130 in the morning,
03:04:45 Just go to bed like normal people.
03:04:49 He he rolled the credits and we just kept going.
03:04:51 So right to get it out of any of the front page.
03:04:57 I know, but I'm an old man.
03:04:59 And more than anyone, you have to believe the latest anyway.
03:05:04 And the
03:05:05 popular character here, my alarm, my alarm went off.
03:05:08 May I roll over?
03:05:09 I clocked in.
03:05:11 I laid in bed for another 15 minutes.
03:05:13 Then I grabbed my computer and sat in bed and worked.
03:05:19 I can't do my job from bed.
03:05:21 I can't always do it. But I could.
03:05:23 I could barely get my job at all.
03:05:25 I did have to go back to Ohio on Thursday, which sucks.
03:05:27 But when they bed.
03:05:29 I have been giving you weekly updates as to how my job's coming along.
03:05:34 And I'll tell you what.
03:05:36 I can run.
03:05:38 Yeah. Yeah.
03:05:38 Crap out of an operator.
03:05:40 I don't.
03:05:42 Yeah, well, we don't make dildos exclusively
03:05:46 or even at all.
03:05:51 So how long until your 90 day review?
03:05:53 You got to be stern on these. Come before that shit.
03:05:56 I don't know that That's November.
03:05:57 That's so that is not next month.
03:06:00 We know that they will have no problem.
03:06:03 If you're working in any kind of manufacturing job,
03:06:05 they will let that shit slip away without you saying anything.
03:06:07 You need to make sure you that.
03:06:11 Oh, no, I'll get it.
03:06:12 I will definitely get it.
03:06:15 For people listening that are right.
03:06:17 You left it on our eyes real click that in to realize it's playing in their pocket.
03:06:23 Now you need to be on of that if you're in the manufacturing industry
03:06:25 because they will let you know.
03:06:26 But I especially like
03:06:29 small operations
03:06:31 are great because you can make a lot of leeway
03:06:34 in a short amount of time and I mean small like mom and pop type stuff.
03:06:38 But at the same time they will kind of let you go by
03:06:42 without getting raises if you don't bring it to their attention.
03:06:46 Yeah, if I'm not more productive
03:06:48 than any rookie they've ever had, I'll eat my hat.
03:06:53 That's mine.
03:06:53 That you. You suck it up for 90.
03:06:56 You ask for a 90 evaluation and you see where you're sitting.
03:07:00 And then after that, you then I would say do six months.
03:07:04 Nine months, Definitely a year.
03:07:06 You want to wait out a year? That's fine too.
03:07:08 Because then once you sit there a year, you have a bit more cards to hold
03:07:13 and you can negotiate
03:07:14 more of a raise, in my opinion, because I've done that as well.
03:07:18 Yeah, you kind of you kind of hit him with with an established mark of like,
03:07:21 Hey, I've been here X amount of years, so, you know, and I ain't going nowhere.
03:07:24 So, you know, raise time anymore, get a chance right on your way through.
03:07:30 Navigate.
03:07:31 That's always been my mode.
03:07:33 So when the topic may have been labor, I mean, when you talks
03:07:37 the labor unions and all that shit I've me and I've never been a union person.
03:07:42 I know my brother.
03:07:42 I've never thought of being an
03:07:46 individual.
03:07:47 I like I like being an individual.
03:07:49 I don't like being in a group of people.
03:07:51 And my brother is an electrician.
03:07:53 He's in the electricians electrical union.
03:07:55 He's an ass.
03:07:57 He's a he's a he's a I don't know, it fits him.
03:08:01 It fits him. Me. I'm more of an individual.
03:08:04 I, I can advance faster a
03:08:07 any most any situation
03:08:10 than according to people I don't want to name in a number
03:08:13 I want to I want to do I do
03:08:16 I want to be an individual.
03:08:17 I want to be capable of doing multiple things that this is my job.
03:08:20 If it's not my job, I'm going home by now.
03:08:23 Those union jobs pay a lot of money and there's
03:08:26 a lot of speculation when it comes to
03:08:30 how beneficial they are to the overall
03:08:33 economy and everything, because they're asking
03:08:36 for top dollar for work that people would do for less.
03:08:40 And fat unions
03:08:43 like just all three of their guys, I know that could
03:08:48 potentially never will the manufacturer
03:08:51 pass the cost on to the consumer,
03:08:55 but they potentially could
03:08:57 if they weren't paying high union costs for workers
03:09:04 whenever
03:09:04 and honestly, pensions are guaranteed as well. So
03:09:11 either Social Security,
03:09:16 I'm against unions for
03:09:19 for all those reasons and then so they ever find Hoffa's body
03:09:23 but under 1975,
03:09:26 if two people decide to buy a bag of rice and share it,
03:09:30 they've created a union that is now more efficient, more economical.
03:09:33 So unions are used the right way, like co-ops.
03:09:37 No clubs could actually be beneficial.
03:09:41 But when you get a bunch of people that are taking too much
03:09:43 and you just pay a bunch in and you don't get anything out,
03:09:45 and it's not really a union, it's cronyism.
03:09:49 You can look at it, you can look at it.
03:09:50 The first way I see
03:09:51 that are also kind of more along the lines of what you just said, where
03:09:54 you're you're holding a manufacturer that's making a lot of money off of you
03:10:00 to give you your fair share of that pie at the same time that causes
03:10:08 a run up in other stuff.
03:10:09 My brother is in the electrical union.
03:10:11 He's held the stupid fucking the the
03:10:14 the audio little satellite dishes
03:10:18 that you have em games because they have a contract with the union.
03:10:23 And so he's just standing there making fucking on a Sunday bucks an hour
03:10:28 holding
03:10:28 some just standing there holding
03:10:29 some fucking thing that anybody could fucking hold.
03:10:32 But because they have a contract with the unions
03:10:34 he makes, I can bank doing that shit. Wow.
03:10:40 Where, where do we get an application to do that?
03:10:44 I don't know.
03:10:44 He's in the able he's of a business but in the same respect
03:10:49 or that industry like sports is making billions
03:10:53 and the top, top, top guys are giving themselves 20% increases
03:10:59 and they're not paying the workers that aren't unionized.
03:11:01 There needs to be some balance between the two.
03:11:06 If there is, you're going to have no power.
03:11:09 Now, you're about to spend $15 an hour for fast food workers.
03:11:13 $20, no reverse.
03:11:15 No, there's entry level jobs. It should be whatever.
03:11:17 And that's what people don't understand.
03:11:19 Yes, they're they're meant for a specific population.
03:11:22 Those are up and coming people in the job industry
03:11:25 for their very first week in for second Job seven.
03:11:28 Right.
03:11:29 I need I need a cost of living wage fair.
03:11:31 This isn't fair.
03:11:33 Soup and ice cream.
03:11:34 Why can't I give fucking 300 grand a year? It's
03:11:38 I don't think there's enough hours in the day to scoop enough ice cream.
03:11:41 I got your order wrong. And when is. Why should I
03:11:45 make it to an hour?
03:11:47 They just replaced all those kid workers with kids,
03:11:50 right?
03:11:51 I don't.
03:11:52 I love a kiosk. I won't head towards the kiosk.
03:11:55 I don't want to talk to anybody.
03:11:56 I want to pick my shit leaving the fuck alone.
03:11:59 Be on my way. Yeah.
03:12:01 I like to pay cash and
03:12:04 I don't because we've already had this.
03:12:06 No. Yeah. Ever pay cash?
03:12:08 Although they're bastardized in credit cards, which is what's pissed me off
03:12:12 this charge that they're implementing on credit cards now.
03:12:15 So you always had to pay a surcharge or the business
03:12:18 had to pay a surcharge on credit card transactions.
03:12:21 It was not the consumer's responsibility.
03:12:24 They're making it the consumer's responsibility now, which is and they're
03:12:28 they're bringing that on to us with the
03:12:30 so that certain businesses are charging an extra 3%.
03:12:33 So what I said about my credit card yet a lot of your generic
03:12:37 cashback is 3% at most.
03:12:40 Sometimes it's five, but now you're paying that 3% back.
03:12:44 So it does not give you an average pay with a credit card in a lot of instances
03:12:48 because you're just breaking even.
03:12:50 I always would use a credit card and you use credit card to get points,
03:12:54 Miles, cash back. It's free fucking money.
03:12:57 But when they flip that fucking 3% back to you, it becomes irrelevant again.
03:13:04 It's pushing people.
03:13:04 It would push me back to cash again.
03:13:06 I'm old and I accidentally threw my wallet into the washing machine in my pants.
03:13:12 I threw my pants in the wash, started the wash, realized I don't have my wallet.
03:13:16 Gary So we've got all that money laundering.
03:13:18 Don't admit to that.
03:13:19 But you didn't have any case. Exactly.
03:13:22 And here's the problem.
03:13:24 I did have cash in there,
03:13:26 so I grabbed a wallet that I got for Christmas last year that I don't use.
03:13:30 The reason know, is it
03:13:32 there's no place to put my cash except the stupid clip.
03:13:36 Monica So I've got some cash.
03:13:39 I've got my this is my Department of Transportation, what you call
03:13:46 not I can so there's only there's only room for
03:13:50 listening to me so that they can use it against me later.
03:13:53 Like insurances are already.
03:13:56 Or you bought out
03:13:58 and bought a shitload of beer CVS if they'll be.
03:14:02 Yeah, they do.
03:14:03 We're not going to cover your cirrhosis or whatever.
03:14:06 They don't have the best selection, but they are Blue moon and it's
03:14:09 actually it is.
03:14:09 They get a decent price on it as well.
03:14:12 But I made $60 yesterday
03:14:15 by rescuing one of my neighbors, new neighbor, two doors down.
03:14:21 Their family kind of come over and they were like, I've got a jet ski.
03:14:25 And they were like, Hey,
03:14:28 are whatever?
03:14:30 Our family stuck on an African canoe?
03:14:33 We were never a boat.
03:14:35 I don't know what the fuck, whatever you want to call it.
03:14:37 It's like a I would say it's the size of a jet boat canoe loading.
03:14:41 No, no, I'd it's like a size of a canoe, but it was like more of a regular boat.
03:14:44 Boat. But
03:14:46 supposedly I of was like, oh fuck.
03:14:49 You know.
03:14:49 And I'm like, where are they?
03:14:50 And they're like, Oh, we think he's over there. And I'm like, What is that?
03:14:53 Like kind of like, are they drowning? Like?
03:14:55 And they're like, No, no, they're in a boat.
03:14:57 So the boat,
03:15:00 the boat,
03:15:01 they had went out there with like orders and shit
03:15:05 and then they came to like they went past a certain
03:15:08 and then they're not familiar, they're new, they just bought the place
03:15:11 a couple doors down from us who we, we've known
03:15:14 all our neighbors forever and
03:15:18 the people died a long time ago.
03:15:19 And these people finally, like, bought this place or whatever.
03:15:22 But so the dude went out on a
03:15:25 with a motorized boat to go get them and the motor conked out.
03:15:29 So they were all in one boat trying to row against current
03:15:33 that was going the opposite direction and they were probably gone about half
03:15:37 their the effort
03:15:38 they were putting in, they were about they were getting about half out of it
03:15:42 and the dude was just getting tired and shit.
03:15:45 And so they were like, Hey, can you
03:15:47 get them inside and unlock on my jetski?
03:15:52 And then I hopped in the water, had to push it out because it's
03:15:54 kind of shallow.
03:15:55 So to push it out to a decent amount of a little bit like a football field,
03:15:59 maybe before I can actually start it, because I just turned in a certain
03:16:03 depth of water and then I drive all the way over to
03:16:07 if they knew the water, they probably could have
03:16:10 just went straight towards this rock line that
03:16:14 whatever. But
03:16:16 they were all three in a boat,
03:16:20 pulling the other boat
03:16:22 and trying to row and having a horrible time doing.
03:16:25 And the dude was like,
03:16:26 I'm about to fucking give up like rowing because I'm just getting so tired.
03:16:30 None of them had a life jacket on
03:16:34 and I rescuing them.
03:16:36 So I was the fucking I was the fucking hero.
03:16:39 And the dude came over, tried to get me littler.
03:16:41 They were kids, you know, when I say kids,
03:16:44 they were like eight, 18, 17.
03:16:49 But it wasn't a pedophile style thing.
03:16:52 No, but I did save everyone kids.
03:16:56 I did save people a couple of years ago.
03:17:00 I didn't save people.
03:17:01 A couple of years ago, I was during the 4th of July
03:17:03 and I was driving to Harbor Beach on my jetski.
03:17:05 And I, I was doing this firework off and I'm like, Oh, that's cool.
03:17:10 People are shooting fireworks from a boat.
03:17:12 And I'm like, Oh shit, that could be a flare.
03:17:16 And so I turn around and I drive and there was was a flare.
03:17:19 They weren't singing or anything, but their motor conked out and they and so
03:17:23 I pulled them all the way to Harbor Beach Marina,
03:17:26 which took about my over an hour to pull them.
03:17:30 And that was
03:17:32 Old Man,
03:17:33 who was probably about mid seventies,
03:17:38 late seventies woman who was in her
03:17:42 forties, the fifties, and then a little girl
03:17:44 who was probably about 1413, 12, I don't know,
03:17:50 three generations. I the same family.
03:17:52 I didn't accept money from them.
03:17:53 These other people they paid the dude put into my shoe.
03:17:56 He came over, he was like, Oh, thank you so much.
03:17:59 And I was like, Oh, that's all I did.
03:18:00 It was a big deal.
03:18:02 I did bump a rock and my jetski was going to piss me off, but and I was in a rush
03:18:06 to put it out there and I forgot that I forgot to put my drain plugs in reverse
03:18:10 and, oh, you know, yeah, it's not good when you're rescuing somebody else
03:18:14 and you're also drowning.
03:18:15 But my share of the bill is on it anyway,
03:18:19 so it would have
03:18:20 helped, but it's not a good thing to do period.
03:18:24 To save yourself.
03:18:25 Yeah. So I wasn't here.
03:18:25 It was hero job.
03:18:30 Yeah. We're a cape.
03:18:31 Made 60 bucks.
03:18:33 Oh. Oh, not too shabby.
03:18:37 Yeah, We're going to do that one time when he's trying to hand you money
03:18:40 and you tell them no, three times, it's like I'm not going to fight you for it.
03:18:43 And then when he just shoves it and it's like, You know what?
03:18:45 What do you do?
03:18:46 You know? Right what do you do?
03:18:49 The shoe was not on my foot at the time.
03:18:51 It was next to me.
03:18:53 And your other foot? No.
03:18:57 Yeah.
03:18:58 I don't accept money.
03:19:00 Same reason as you probably know that
03:19:03 we're going to take away from the good at.
03:19:06 No, no, I feel good about myself.
03:19:08 I feel less good about myself. I accept your money.
03:19:11 I selfishly decline in an instance like that. Yes.
03:19:15 When I was working for the dealership
03:19:17 is the very BMW, which is now owned by a completely different entity.
03:19:21 But fuck the BMW. Fuck. I told
03:19:27 his daughter was
03:19:27 nice, but she unfortunately passed away like that and it was very weird.
03:19:30 No way. Yeah, she was in her senses.
03:19:34 Is there really a controversy or really that one of these.
03:19:37 Oh yeah. Good daughters.
03:19:38 I knew them both, but I don't know.
03:19:41 I was kind of an asshole. And so was when younger.
03:19:44 I heard it on the radio.
03:19:46 He sounded really nice. Yeah, of course.
03:19:49 I mean, whenever
03:19:54 I'm going to say
03:19:57 it, it was the original reason
03:19:59 we wrote us.
03:20:03 I don't think we did.
03:20:06 Oh, yeah.
03:20:07 We got to get to a flat dreamscape.
03:20:12 The Detroit Cascade.
03:20:14 Oh, yeah. Where's my head?
03:20:15 So it was a dreadful early morning.
03:20:18 Yeah.
03:20:19 I waited up all night for Gary.
03:20:21 Well,
03:20:23 I was going to, I was going to clip that audio and send it to you
03:20:27 next time I'm in the area.
03:20:29 It was the afternoon.
03:20:30 The next time it was like,
03:20:31 I'm going to get there
03:20:32 first thing in the morning and grabbed her for birdie of the drive
03:20:35 right over to Gary for withdrawals first thing in the morning in three months.
03:20:39 I'll tell me you waited outside I was super excited.
03:20:44 She'll probably wait outside for three months until you tell you about it.
03:20:49 Gary's one of the nicest guys ever, man.
03:20:50 I don't appreciate.
03:20:54 Gary is one of the creepiest guys ever.
03:20:57 There you go. I appreciate what I'm saying.
03:20:59 I fucking say stalking him is creeping the fuck out of me.
03:21:03 All right?
03:21:04 I don't mean to brag, and it's like a ceiling fan.
03:21:06 I keep thinking of the ceiling fan.
03:21:08 It's not moving, but that's not what it is.
03:21:10 You got something in your head right?
03:21:15 Yes. Now looks like it's through.
03:21:17 You all right? I just kicked me out. I thought.
03:21:19 I thought I was getting the car.
03:21:22 I have to leave my phone right there.
03:21:24 It's 32% and charging.
03:21:26 Mine's been charging on a battery pack That's not dead,
03:21:29 so it's no longer charging,
03:21:32 But do a hard line.
03:21:33 We're good.
03:21:36 I heard it.
03:21:38 120 shows.
03:21:40 I heard it.
03:21:43 How many views do we have?
03:21:45 We got six and a half.
03:21:49 Pretty existential.
03:21:50 But the more you care about views, the less you get.
03:21:52 About two and three quarters people get. Oh,
03:21:56 all right.
03:21:57 The 20.2 and three quarters cord stream is going flatter.
03:22:02 Sneak in on them.
03:22:05 135 flat
03:22:07 Earth is not a controversy.
03:22:12 Just because it's bullcrap doesn't make it not controversial.
03:22:15 No, it's a known fact.
03:22:16 They're bitching at HBO for what's happening
03:22:20 there are some known facts that are false.
03:22:23 There are some known facts and
03:22:27 that are balls.
03:22:29 Those are called the lies
03:22:31 known for. Those are by Gary.
03:22:33 You just you just the verbiage to, a certain
03:22:37 level there.
03:22:40 What you just said, what you get.
03:22:45 You have them again, you can't you don't remember
03:22:50 duck, duck down the block five Oh, no one was the first.
03:22:55 They drove one way and they drove back. I don't know.
03:22:57 I was ready to have an interaction with somebody asking me, Yeah.
03:23:02 Oh, that would be great.
03:23:03 We could do that live. Six.
03:23:07 Yeah. Awesome.
03:23:08 We should walk around and start trouble.
03:23:10 That make way better show.
03:23:12 Oh, no.
03:23:15 But nobody's bothered me yet.
03:23:16 So it figure
03:23:18 we have fladge rants, fladged raves and rambles.
03:23:22 Yeah.
03:23:23 The lake back on the walk
03:23:27 all the way back.
03:23:28 This has been more of a ramble.
03:23:31 Don't jump.
03:23:34 You're not worth it.
03:23:35 Oh, shit.
03:23:35 He jumped.
03:23:43 He read the caption.
03:23:44 Too small for you guys, isn't it?
03:23:48 Yeah, it is.
03:23:49 With legends.
03:23:51 Yeah, it is way too small.
03:23:54 Way too small to make that up.
03:23:57 Up in the north, it's the northernmost point.
03:24:00 Port.
03:24:01 Icebergs, the northern most point of what?
03:24:04 What are you munching on?
03:24:06 Everything.
03:24:08 It's up north.
03:24:09 There's cornfields like a motherfucker.
03:24:10 These things are taller than my dumb ass over there.
03:24:13 Draw, rattle.
03:24:14 Wait.
03:24:15 Wow. Like you're trying to corner the second you pull out of this bitch.
03:24:18 No cornfields in the thumb.
03:24:20 There's no cornfields in Ohio.
03:24:23 It's fucking bad ass, bro.
03:24:25 That is fucking
03:24:27 Ohio's up north this
03:24:29 year from Alabama is not exactly.
03:24:32 I told him.
03:24:33 I said I I when I was in Indiana, they were like they were calling
03:24:37 upstate Indiana up north.
03:24:38 But a perspective
03:24:42 in my head, I wanted to call them for Brady.
03:24:44 I want to scold them for Brady.
03:24:46 What you can do is you can take your fingers out of North
03:24:50 or if we have another polarity shift
03:24:53 and up north becomes down South American with the mitten,
03:24:56 that would let us know What happens is the magnetic field that shifts
03:24:59 the fucking entire earth.
03:25:01 But it could follow suit just a few months ago.
03:25:04 I mean, it could shift the direction if you feel it.
03:25:08 Are you sure? I'm positive.
03:25:11 I'll bring it out. I'm HIV positive,
03:25:15 but I haven't heard that in a long time.
03:25:18 Right?
03:25:19 Nineties. Long time.
03:25:21 Right.
03:25:22 So when he's told you that before, it's like an SNL skit.
03:25:26 Nobody's ever tried that before.
03:25:32 When were you told that?
03:25:35 Post Post coitus
03:25:38 is the only source you have HIV positive, I think.
03:25:45 I think that means you need to get checked out.
03:25:47 If somebody told you that, it's like, yeah,
03:25:51 I can't.
03:25:51 I can't look everything up.
03:25:52 You guys are overloading my brain kind of a wink in and out of like, Hey, maybe
03:25:58 by everyone that they're HIV positive.
03:26:04 Once again,
03:26:05 imagine someone come up coming up doing on an HIV positive.
03:26:08 Like I think that means
03:26:12 they'll get checked out.
03:26:19 What are you drinking?
03:26:20 Molson? Canadian.
03:26:22 Molson, Canadian Coke.
03:26:23 Yeah, well, our neighbors up north or down south?
03:26:29 Yeah, depending on where it is.
03:26:30 There are neighbors down know because Windsor is below us.
03:26:34 So it depends on where it's brewed.
03:26:36 So south of us.
03:26:38 Yeah.
03:26:38 It's what people don't realize is though, born and raised in south
03:26:43 of Detroit, there's no such thing as South Detroit.
03:26:46 No, it's Windsor, East Detroit now.
03:26:50 It's called East Point. Yes.
03:26:52 There's no such thing as South Detroit.
03:26:54 Orion brother just moved to point stupid Steve Perry.
03:26:58 There's no such thing as South Detroit,
03:27:02 Right.
03:27:02 That would be point Perry,
03:27:08 which is lovely.
03:27:08 Detroit is Hart Plaza, which is on the Detroit River
03:27:15 right.
03:27:15 Okay. I got to make this play here.
03:27:17 You guys aren't going to be able to hear it, of course, again.
03:27:19 But so far, Campus Martius is still the heart of
03:27:23 Shane Park.
03:27:24 The volume
03:27:27 Shane Park is great.
03:27:28 We are not abandoning.
03:27:32 No kidding.
03:27:33 We met the American.
03:27:34 I met the American.
03:27:38 Oh, no
03:27:40 amount of beers.
03:27:43 Well, one.
03:27:46 No, that means we got to get in the whiskey.
03:27:49 Well, okay.
03:27:51 I have the football.
03:27:53 You know, sometimes
03:27:53 when things seem their darkest, you just need to try and stay HIV positive.
03:27:57 But if you want to be so HIV negative all the time, knock it off right now.
03:28:01 Well, this funny,
03:28:04 we're talking over the South Park shit about how, you know, it's good
03:28:09 we're not here for South Park.
03:28:14 It was definitely Cartman.
03:28:15 No, that said, I'm so.
03:28:16 I'm so.
03:28:22 He said, it's
03:28:23 not too sure he's HIV positive.
03:28:27 So there's this obscure
03:28:33 fuck was that
03:28:37 the football?
03:28:39 Oh. Oh, yeah.
03:28:41 That's on the ground.
03:28:43 Yeah.
03:28:43 So they're hurting my girlfriend.
03:28:47 And when I met him,
03:28:50 he was opening for an act my girlfriend wanted to see.
03:28:53 And we were waiting in line because she got a free, like,
03:28:56 meet and greet to this dude already in the country.
03:28:59 Right?
03:29:00 He's written a lot of hit songs,
03:29:05 and you can barely see the black
03:29:06 and black party.
03:29:11 And so
03:29:14 we are waiting to meet him for free, meet and greet.
03:29:18 And we thought we were first in line and then of a sudden this wheelchair
03:29:20 woman comes with her kid and like, she thinks she's all important
03:29:26 and she gets in front of us.
03:29:27 And so then she gets out of a wheelchair, proceeded to walk about 40
03:29:33 may have been taken
03:29:34 advantage would be perfectly fine to go meet the artist.
03:29:38 And they're talking and they're talking Turner kid, They're talking or whatever.
03:29:42 And then they come back.
03:29:43 She goes back in the wheelchair and wheels away, and then we roll up there
03:29:47 and as a roll, this dude's like, Fuck that kid.
03:29:52 And, and we're like, And I'm like, looking at the kid
03:29:55 and I'm like, The kid's like, seven years old.
03:29:58 I don't know.
03:29:58 And he's like, Yeah, fuck that kid.
03:30:01 He's like, He thought I was this other artist,
03:30:03 and he's like, he's like, This is that's fucking bullshit.
03:30:05 And so I just started laughing because, like, that's, like,
03:30:09 that's a real statement. I live it.
03:30:11 And he didn't give a fuck the kid could probably hear him.
03:30:15 And so that is Hardy who actually has a
03:30:19 come up.
03:30:19 He's got some good shit.
03:30:21 On his most recent album, More Rock Less Country, but
03:30:26 cool dude,
03:30:28 that's country is going in.
03:30:31 Yeah, yeah.
03:30:31 The last country. The brother
03:30:35 that I go on my country rant.
03:30:37 Is that him?
03:30:39 Any country you like country
03:30:43 recently country that sounds like rock.
03:30:46 You guys both like Kid Rock
03:30:50 and our country. Pardon?
03:30:52 I forget you guys. Totally. Yeah.
03:30:55 Kind of
03:30:57 as country music.
03:30:58 Just stupid people.
03:31:00 Wow. It is weird because it is its own separate entity.
03:31:04 Like, it doesn't get the credit as it doesn't
03:31:06 it's not on the same stage as the other genres.
03:31:09 It's on its own stage too.
03:31:10 Besides you guys, just like NASCAR,
03:31:13 alienate a whole lot of people. But
03:31:19 fucking stupid cowboy.
03:31:22 It's a subculture
03:31:25 shooting their truck and driving their dog
03:31:27 and shit
03:31:33 for fucking their dog and
03:31:38 I mean, it's hard work.
03:31:39 That's a labor horse labor that we were doing
03:31:42 the labor show that we know we're not doing a labor show.
03:31:46 That would be way too topical or topic, right?
03:31:50 Well, you can't you can't,
03:31:53 you can't live with that.
03:31:54 Here's one of the nicest guys in the world, but not Rip Gary, not a rip
03:31:57 on Gary Pratt controversy even though it
03:32:02 I love even though the the government
03:32:04 and Bill Gates own owns most of the farms it doesn't mean that
03:32:08 there is no such thing as good old class like
03:32:13 cowboy hard work
03:32:16 that that cowboy song is pretty controversial.
03:32:19 If anybody could hear the zip in the fist,
03:32:22 what do you think?
03:32:22 Oh, no.
03:32:23 That stupid one that the guy got mad that he
03:32:27 it's not a good song. Yeah, good.
03:32:28 Oh, that one. That in my town,
03:32:31 the one that actual country artist made or the one that the
03:32:36 country artist made and became a country artist?
03:32:38 I don't know.
03:32:41 Most recent one.
03:32:42 Try this in my town. Try that.
03:32:44 Yeah. Jason Aldean Yeah.
03:32:47 Okay.
03:32:47 Well, there was also that other guy who was a
03:32:50 celebrity who became somebody. My
03:32:54 thing is similar to
03:32:57 that was a perfect pause with your bleep instead of a nobody.
03:33:00 It sounded like he said something different.
03:33:10 Breaking news.
03:33:13 This just in.
03:33:14 There's breaking news Is the
03:33:18 movie
03:33:22 right?
03:33:23 James is dead.
03:33:26 The fourth one, Brad James is dead.
03:33:29 You heard it here first insider. It's news.
03:33:31 LeBron James has suffered, suffered a heart attack
03:33:34 much just like his kids heard issue.
03:33:37 LeBron James apparently runs in the family with LeBron James reportedly is dead.
03:33:42 From what I've heard, this is all speculation, but we are not 100% sure.
03:33:46 Do not hold fire, James, accountable for
03:33:51 it. We have.
03:33:52 But if a news organization were to take this story,
03:33:55 please.
03:33:57 So flatbreads dreads, news for this news.
03:33:59 You have to.
03:34:00 We invented it.
03:34:03 I mean, we reported it first.
03:34:06 Invented it.
03:34:07 It was correct.
03:34:17 Nobody else has picked it up yet.
03:34:19 Okay, good.
03:34:20 Nope, Nobody else.
03:34:22 I get all my news flash.
03:34:24 Guest
03:34:26 and my education and payment
03:34:31 had a duty to
03:34:40 infotainment.
03:34:45 We got to lay back.
03:34:46 Is the brown recliner.
03:34:49 Jimmy is this is the one with with the insider on it all.
03:34:55 This is just a Bernie Sanders chair.
03:34:59 This is it
03:35:02 this is the one senator can layer.
03:35:04 He's such a we.
03:35:05 So this is the we man it this format
03:35:09 right this is my Joe chair from the draft
03:35:14 yeah the one jug or three sliders right
03:35:18 right.
03:35:19 I do have room to spare here.
03:35:20 I mean it's a nice big chair
03:35:24 but no, I thought it'd be comfortable this.
03:35:26 You know what it is?
03:35:28 I've got it on a dirt floor.
03:35:30 So your draft board behind, you know, forward this word.
03:35:33 Yes, that is.
03:35:35 That is the draft.
03:35:36 The words.
03:35:38 If you look over here, shoot.
03:35:42 I don't even know which direction I'm pointing there.
03:35:46 No, there.
03:35:48 And throw it over there.
03:35:50 It's there.
03:35:52 Oh, crap.
03:35:53 My son's over there.
03:35:55 There he goes.
03:35:57 Well, I don't see anything in front of my head
03:36:02 into gambling.
03:36:03 His real
03:36:05 football goes right.
03:36:06 There is my team
03:36:09 right there.
03:36:10 Goes into the free situation.
03:36:14 Two or
03:36:18 another.
03:36:19 Controversial while the furry situation.
03:36:21 Weird, Furry. They're weird.
03:36:23 So some of them a little weird or like innocent,
03:36:25 but most of them are sexual and they're like this.
03:36:28 No, I know who they're fucking with.
03:36:30 They like to fuck before anything.
03:36:32 But honestly, you can't blame that because if you're ugly as fuck
03:36:35 and you could put on a costume to, like, make you
03:36:38 not be ugly as fuck,
03:36:41 does it count?
03:36:42 If you could fuck somebody else who's probably as fuck
03:36:47 that, that doesn't count.
03:36:48 But no, it is interesting.
03:36:50 They're like for these are like for a butterfinger facial costume.
03:36:55 Usually these are like helmeted costumes, like mask and everything.
03:36:59 So they're helmet, so you can't.
03:37:02 I guess so, yeah, I guess both of them.
03:37:03 Another layer situation isn't all sex I'm going to go with go get.
03:37:08 You would have Boba Fett fuck Darth Vader then that would be
03:37:13 that would be very game.
03:37:15 The two things wrong about that.
03:37:17 I would if they had sex
03:37:22 with one them in a sex change,
03:37:24 it would still be wrong vagina.
03:37:27 I'm wrong.
03:37:28 Why would that be wrong? That's so sexist.
03:37:30 Because you can call it tail leg, but still grow homophobe.
03:37:34 Bingo. They can't fucking tell the.
03:37:38 I'm afraid of becoming a homophobe.
03:37:42 Well, that's what I way I'm afraid that's why,
03:37:49 that's why like homophobia exists because but diseases
03:37:52 we saw this recently with monkeypox and we've seen with AIDS before.
03:37:56 They could have educated a whole lot of people
03:37:58 and made them less scared if they had just told everyone
03:38:00 what the deal was with AIDS, what they were afraid of that.
03:38:04 And then with monkeypox, they were also afraid of that
03:38:07 because they didn't want to push that narrative
03:38:08 because they didn't want to repeat the AIDS epidemic.
03:38:12 But it all is due to bad stuff.
03:38:14 And that's why the Bible more than likely is saying, Hey, stay away from books.
03:38:18 That is like the Jews are like, Hey, don't touch your pork because swine
03:38:22 flu and shit like that had nothing to do with God saying, we hate fags.
03:38:27 It's like, No, but stuff makes diseases,
03:38:30 so you people must be like cursed or something.
03:38:32 And it goes back to the previous podcast with all that dumb
03:38:37 fucking folklore bullshit.
03:38:38 You know, all our people, the people believe in anything that's stuff
03:38:42 people believe in anything thinking about stuff. It's
03:38:47 something it just goes back to.
03:38:49 People believe in anything.
03:38:50 It's weird how people have just been all right.
03:38:53 They're dumb.
03:38:54 I've got.
03:38:55 I've got story
03:38:58 about a woman is telling her
03:39:03 a woman
03:39:04 is telling her daughter how to cook the Easter Ham
03:39:07 and she comes off the big end of the head and then throws it in the oven.
03:39:10 And her daughter says, the mother, why did you do that?
03:39:15 You're thrown away like the biggest part of the meat.
03:39:18 And she says, I don't know.
03:39:19 My mother always did it. Let's call grandma.
03:39:21 So they called their mother.
03:39:23 And she says, I don't know.
03:39:25 My my mother taught me how to do it.
03:39:27 So they call her great grandma.
03:39:28 And she said, we never had an oven big enough for a whole ham
03:39:34 in the middle.
03:39:38 And that was
03:39:40 the joke or ironic or interesting.
03:39:46 No, that was the only
03:39:48 I know what address news.
03:39:52 That is not funny, you know, It's just there's just no, no, no.
03:39:56 Not a joke for Real Story.
03:39:58 But it shows you how this just in that
03:40:02 it is prevention words that there was whimsical
03:40:06 and here's that poster he didn't I just checked.
03:40:12 That was crazy, Jim.
03:40:14 Crazy Jim bailed.
03:40:16 Crazy Jimmy. That's fucking crazy.
03:40:18 Darren is just the name.
03:40:22 He probably thought we can't read.
03:40:24 All right, you've got
03:40:24 until I walk from the barn to the house, and then I'm shut her down.
03:40:29 So below.
03:40:31 Thanks for that.
03:40:33 Perfect.
03:40:35 Perfect. Nailed it.
03:40:37 You got mad when I introduced the.
03:40:43 I got to let the promo go.
03:40:45 There we go.
03:40:46 Okay, well, if you're going to be leaving, I've got to go first
03:40:48 because I'm in the news, so I need to go before you are more important than you.
03:40:54 I've got better things to do with you.
03:40:57 Although it's still longer.
03:40:58 Do you enjoy
03:41:01 and where you are?
03:41:07 Okay, I'll be here all week.
03:41:12 You go to Point
03:41:13 icebergs, lighthouse and adjust gear rain by playing a bunch of loud music.
03:41:17 That's me.
03:41:20 But don't bring it down.
03:41:21 Anyone's even listening in this area.
03:41:23 And if you are me alone, please
03:41:26 don't bother me
03:41:28 if I get enough attention as it is.
03:41:31 It's just
03:41:33 How tall are you?
03:41:34 If we It's.
03:41:39 Are you done
03:41:40 with this noble or.
03:41:42 No. You got a final thought then?
03:41:46 I seriously.
03:41:48 Controversy is all around You pick a side,
03:41:52 stick to your guns.
03:41:54 You live with tears.
03:41:57 You should
03:42:02 say it
03:42:04 as above. So below.