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Fladge Rants Live 150 Pyrrhic | Victory Lap For Our Sesquicentennial

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00:00:00 Thank you.
00:00:00 A gringo. Be.
00:00:27 This week's parody suggestion.
00:00:29 Brought to you by our host Gary.
00:00:32 I did suggest it.
00:00:33 we jump down the garden for a gay old time.
00:00:39 Tommy grabs his basket with his thumb.
00:00:42 The three words I didn't tell you.
00:00:43 Captain giggles is leg hook time.
00:00:47 If it is, can we join?
00:00:49 I want to come dancing.
00:00:51 The wicked try.
00:00:56 Don't think we're not.
00:00:58 Come in quick.
00:01:00 Dunk our feet.
00:01:01 Start to slow the floor.
00:01:04 No, you sing something after that chick sing.
00:01:08 It's a mistake.
00:01:17 It's a mistake.
00:01:21 It's a mistake.
00:01:26 It's a mistake.
00:01:30 We. Shake it for sure.
00:01:37 The cheeky, cringey swipe for the eggs
00:01:41 while the slick hunters cry up to the giggles in the wild.
00:01:46 Chase me.
00:01:48 Oh, Johnny basket was completely dry.
00:01:53 I didn't try to say I didn't see.
00:01:57 Don't blame the
00:01:58 grass for hiding the trees sneaky.
00:02:02 Faster I left one, two three left.
00:02:05 Jelly bean scatter to Tommy's feet.
00:02:09 Said it's a mistake.
00:02:13 It's a mistake.
00:02:17 It's a mistake.
00:02:22 It's a mistake.
00:02:27 Just too many giggles.
00:02:30 What do you say?
00:02:32 Because we know you love.
00:02:33 Your smiling frown.
00:02:35 Is the big heart on our fading cake.
00:02:40 We wish you'd hop up and turn it around.
00:02:50 Tommy won't quit.
00:02:51 He's brave as can be.
00:02:54 Not in the sunny, chocolaty.
00:02:57 Oh well.
00:02:58 He whistles a tune I can't feel.
00:03:01 Tree to stop the fox a secret hideout.
00:03:05 I was saying it's a mess. And.
00:03:12 It's a mistake.
00:03:16 It's a mistake.
00:03:21 It's a mistake.
00:03:27 Then Tommy shows in a triumphant big fox.
00:03:31 You rascal.
00:03:32 Your game is done.
00:03:35 He jiggles the villain till he drops every egg.
00:03:39 And all the eggs roll out one by one.
00:03:42 Wait, what?
00:03:43 The kids, don't you?
00:03:45 Until the sharks sneaky fox
00:03:48 loves and shares the lost from the law.
00:03:51 Moral of the story never let a sly fox sell you a fat non-sequitur.
00:03:57 Just hunt with giggles and a brave
00:04:02 heart out on you.
00:04:07 It's a mistake, it's
00:04:09 a mistake.
00:04:13 It's a mistake to stay up home.
00:04:18 Stay.
00:04:21 It's a mistake,
00:04:23 it's a mistake, it's a mistake.
00:04:27 It's up.
00:04:29 Stay.
00:04:32 It's up.
00:04:36 Missed. Hey!
00:04:43 The following is for entertainment purposes only.
00:04:46 It's just a scripted comedy show.
00:04:49 These guys are not experts, doctors,
00:04:52 lawyers, therapists, or even particularly well-adjusted.
00:04:57 Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm,
00:05:01 or just plain nonsense.
00:05:02 Any resemblance to real people events is purely coincidental and kind of hilarious.
00:05:07 They are not a responsible for emotional damage, cognitive
00:05:11 dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment,
00:05:14 or sudden urge to start a cult.
00:05:17 Pure discretion is advised, especially
00:05:20 if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
00:05:22 This is a late show.
00:05:24 It's not for kids.
00:05:25 Your boss or Karen from H.R.
00:05:27 will be hearing about this. By the way.
00:05:29 Hi, Dave.
00:05:30 Side effects may include thinking, laughing,
00:05:34 or yelling at your screen.
00:05:37 Fladge Rants Live is filmed in front of a live studio
00:05:40 audience. And.
00:06:33 I got to play the Easter
00:06:34 Bunny at my family Easter gathering.
00:06:38 I did the edits and the kids went and found them.
00:06:42 And we may have had a mistake
00:06:43 because our Easter bunny doesn't have very good memory.
00:06:47 Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live,
00:06:51 our sesquicentennial show.
00:06:55 This is a big one.
00:06:58 This is our pirate
00:07:01 show, named after King Pirate,
00:07:05 reference, who successfully defeated
00:07:09 the Roman army on several nonconsecutive occasions.
00:07:13 But at what cost?
00:07:16 At the end of this, third
00:07:18 successful battle against the Roman army,
00:07:21 I believe, King,
00:07:25 Pyrrhus said
00:07:28 we can't afford another victory.
00:07:32 And,
00:07:34 we've been doing the show a long time, and, we started out on the disc
00:07:37 golf course, just chit chat, and we said, oh, shouldn't we record this?
00:07:42 And, and the conversation would be Andrew, go here, there in the other place.
00:07:47 And that's basically how, like, raise these monologues is,
00:07:51 is that my, my own scatterbrained,
00:07:54 approach to these things?
00:07:56 But the current events are,
00:07:59 of course, going to be on our minds.
00:08:02 The, Artemis two mission is has just completed
00:08:07 its, orbit around the the far side of the moon
00:08:12 and, the the Orion capsule
00:08:16 is carrying, four astronauts.
00:08:20 The the
00:08:22 mission commander,
00:08:24 Reid Wiseman.
00:08:25 Now, Wiseman has got a special significance to this show,
00:08:29 but also sounds kind of Jewish.
00:08:31 Victor Glover's the,
00:08:34 African American pilot.
00:08:40 The first woman
00:08:42 to be on the far side of the moon.
00:08:44 Christina Cooke
00:08:47 and Jeremy Hansen of the Canadian Space Agency.
00:08:51 In related news, there is a Canadian space agency,
00:08:56 so we'll get a lot more into that.
00:08:59 But, if you want to look up, flag.
00:09:05 You'd probably
00:09:06 be autocorrect to do a real word like flange, which is a,
00:09:09 protruding lip, ridge or rim, usually metal.
00:09:14 And the answer most people give to the question,
00:09:18 what holds train
00:09:21 tire, train wheels on train tracks and.
00:09:28 I want to say this is false, but it's.
00:09:33 It's partially true.
00:09:34 But the brilliant piece of engineering
00:09:38 that goes into keeping a train on its tracks isn't the flange
00:09:43 on the wheel that that would stop it from leaving the track,
00:09:48 but if it was rubbing the whole time,
00:09:51 it the heat would build up and the
00:09:54 the wheels would melt and it would be unsafe.
00:09:57 So the brilliant piece of engineering that I'm talking about
00:10:01 is the conical shaped wheel itself now.
00:10:04 And the rail is it's got a slight curve.
00:10:08 If you look at the the top of the, train tracks,
00:10:13 the, the rails themselves, it's very slight.
00:10:17 But bubble
00:10:20 on the top, they're not flat across.
00:10:23 And that is because okay,
00:10:25 so if you got fixed wheels,
00:10:28 attached to an axle, single piece,
00:10:31 like they all move together and you turn
00:10:35 that.
00:10:37 Therein lies the rub.
00:10:39 Then one wheel's going further than the other one.
00:10:43 How do you compensate for this?
00:10:45 Well, if you've ever been on a train, you'll feel it rocking back and forth.
00:10:49 That is on purpose.
00:10:50 That is intentional.
00:10:52 It it it does that for the skipping part.
00:10:56 So does it build up that heat that I was talking about.
00:10:59 But so so the conical shape
00:11:02 is thick towards the middle and thinner towards the outside.
00:11:06 The flange of course keeps it from going all the way off
00:11:09 and it keeps it balanced in the middle.
00:11:12 And it's got that sway to it.
00:11:15 So that
00:11:17 you can safely ride on a train
00:11:20 without it derailing too frequently,
00:11:24 or without that heat building up.
00:11:26 So that's, that's some flange news that most people don't know.
00:11:32 People think that the flange is so thin holding the the train on the tracks.
00:11:36 Not true.
00:11:37 It's flat.
00:11:41 Just to keep with my buckshot.
00:11:43 I wrote this down because it's important.
00:11:46 Morality is what you do when nobody is watching.
00:11:49 I've said it before, but I'm saying it again.
00:11:51 Following rules to avoid punishment or seek reward is obedience.
00:11:55 It's submission.
00:12:00 This this is important, and I'll come back later.
00:12:02 I also want to talk about Baalbek.
00:12:05 It's the Heliopolis complex.
00:12:09 The Temple of Jupiter is, obvious
00:12:12 Roman imperial construction with the Corinthian columns.
00:12:17 But you go around the side
00:12:20 and you'll come across what's known as the Troll of Thorn.
00:12:24 And, if you say it wrong, try.
00:12:27 Listen.
00:12:28 Then you realize that it just means three stones.
00:12:32 But these three stones
00:12:35 are 600 to 800 tons.
00:12:39 These are gargantuan.
00:12:42 And they were built before the Romans got there.
00:12:46 And that is not what history tells us. What
00:12:50 what mainstream archeology tells us is the Romans put those there
00:12:55 to build their Colosseum, that they're their big temple to Jupiter.
00:13:01 Well, it is obvious that
00:13:04 that that is Roman construction on top of the troll.
00:13:06 The thorn stones.
00:13:09 But in the quarry, not far away from there,
00:13:13 there is another big rectangular
00:13:17 block
00:13:19 of stone
00:13:21 that was never removed from its spot,
00:13:25 that is over
00:13:27 1000 tons and.
00:13:32 If you believe that
00:13:33 the Romans were ambitious enough that the cut that
00:13:37 you are mistaken
00:13:39 and got naked and went out to a quarry.
00:13:44 We did.
00:13:46 I also want to talk about the King list.
00:13:50 But let's go with,
00:13:52 So something I learned this week was Zipf's law.
00:13:56 Zipf's Zipf's law.
00:14:00 And that is
00:14:02 in speech in normal, parlance,
00:14:07 the most commonly used word
00:14:10 and and the the next few most common
00:14:14 words, is on
00:14:19 and those are the really commonly used words.
00:14:24 The most common
00:14:26 is used twice as much as the second
00:14:28 most common, according to the zip slot
00:14:31 a third, a third, the fourth,
00:14:35 you know, or lower this fourth, the fifth is a fifth.
00:14:39 And it and it works like that.
00:14:42 That's how it just works out.
00:14:46 It's strange how these things just work out.
00:14:50 The another,
00:14:54 current
00:14:56 news item is, if you look at the craters of the moon,
00:15:00 the most common size of crater on the moon
00:15:06 is twice as common as the second most.
00:15:12 And three times
00:15:13 as much as the third and four times as much as the fourth, etc.
00:15:17 these are related to Benford's law,
00:15:20 Benford's law.
00:15:24 Tells us that
00:15:26 one is the first digit of more numbers than it should be.
00:15:31 Now think about it.
00:15:33 Well, you once you get through one through 20, you start with one,
00:15:38 ten, 11, 12, all the way through 19, all start with one.
00:15:42 So now you're looking at more than half.
00:15:44 So one's got a jump start on everybody.
00:15:48 And once you get through
00:15:50 to 200 then you know
00:15:53 you're looking at more than half.
00:15:57 But in the grand scheme of things, when you get a ton of numbers,
00:16:03 then you should have a fairly even distribution.
00:16:07 No, not according to Benford's law.
00:16:11 And, it doesn't work the same way.
00:16:13 The, the one third, one quarter, the one, the one fifth thing,
00:16:17 but it is disproportionately,
00:16:20 skewed towards one
00:16:23 and two gets more than its fair
00:16:25 share as well.
00:16:29 The, the parietal distribution.
00:16:34 I wish I could remember what the potato distribution was.
00:16:38 Oh, yeah.
00:16:39 I looked it up.
00:16:42 Hopefully it's still on the screen.
00:16:43 It is not the potato distribution.
00:16:49 Dagnabbit.
00:16:50 I should write these things down.
00:16:51 Then the back is a skewed heavy tailed power law probability
00:16:57 distribution used to model unequal distribution
00:16:59 such as wealth, income, and file sizes, where a small percentage of causes
00:17:02 20% produces a large percentage of effects 80%.
00:17:06 It is defined by a scale per parameter and a shape parameter.
00:17:12 Thank you Brady.
00:17:14 What a fantastic producer.
00:17:16 And I just I brought that up because it's related to Zipf's law.
00:17:18 And I learned about the plot this week and then Benford's law, the
00:17:22 the Parado distribution.
00:17:23 But what I really wanted to talk about today was the the summer reading list.
00:17:28 Now summary King list.
00:17:30 Oh. What I wanted to do, since it's 150 shows in, is
00:17:34 I wanted to go through each of the 150
00:17:38 authors and spend 10s I need to that.
00:17:41 I did the math on that.
00:17:42 It's it's too much. So,
00:17:46 you know, Giza cuneiform,
00:17:49 megaliths, cryptids, all of it.
00:17:53 I wanted to do all of it, because here we are, ordered 50 shows in,
00:17:58 but at what cost?
00:18:01 That's where pirate comes in.
00:18:03 Well,
00:18:05 let's go back to the Sumerian King List.
00:18:08 This is cuneiform tablets, and there's
00:18:11 there are hundreds of them.
00:18:13 It's almost like they were practicing with the Sumerian King
00:18:17 List and performing cuneiform,
00:18:20 because they are copied and they are precise
00:18:24 and they match each other.
00:18:26 And there are very few exceptions to that.
00:18:28 Like they're the outliers are clearly mistakes.
00:18:32 But here's the thing.
00:18:34 They show the.
00:18:38 The rule of certain monarchs
00:18:42 throughout Mesopotamia.
00:18:44 So this is that's in kings.
00:18:50 Dating back
00:18:52 hundreds, hundreds of thousands of years.
00:18:55 But some of these reigns
00:18:58 were tens of thousands of years. Now.
00:19:02 People don't live tens of thousands of years.
00:19:04 Then there was a steep drop off, the Great Flood.
00:19:11 Plenty of flood
00:19:12 myths going around, and there's evidence of flooding in that region.
00:19:16 And during that
00:19:17 era, the Younger Dryas event.
00:19:20 Well,
00:19:22 a pretty Younger Dryas event.
00:19:23 In fact, the song of the Ice Age,
00:19:27 water levels rose, but
00:19:30 let's let's look at all of the possibilities here.
00:19:34 What mainstream
00:19:38 academics tells us
00:19:40 is that this is a blending between mythology and history.
00:19:44 So pre-flood it's mythology.
00:19:48 Post-Flood is real people.
00:19:51 What the Kings list is telling us
00:19:53 is that these rulers from Pre-Flood
00:19:57 came from the heavens.
00:19:59 So deities or extraterrestrials,
00:20:04 we don't have to decide.
00:20:07 Let's throw out all the options.
00:20:09 Let's see.
00:20:12 So so that's one, one, one possibility.
00:20:15 We were ruled by extraterrestrials, and then they handed off
00:20:19 rulership to ourselves. Let us rule ourselves.
00:20:22 And that's that was the reason for the huge drop off in years.
00:20:26 Option B,
00:20:28 deities, they were supernatural gods.
00:20:31 They were a pantheon of actual gods with supernatural powers,
00:20:36 and they were immortal and could only be killed by each other.
00:20:39 And they ruled.
00:20:40 And then the same they handed off to us after the flood.
00:20:46 How about this one?
00:20:48 It wasn't, it's more along the lines
00:20:51 of the mythology, turn to history.
00:20:56 But how about
00:20:58 celestial events
00:21:00 and or celestial eras?
00:21:05 Because these people paid a lot of attention
00:21:08 to what was going on in the skies.
00:21:11 And maybe they were just talking
00:21:13 about the movement of the heavenly bodies, which takes thousands of years.
00:21:18 And they had unbelievable amounts of information about this.
00:21:22 But in the flood myth
00:21:26 from us, from Tamia,
00:21:28 they very specifically said they passed along
00:21:32 books or knowledge
00:21:34 of these astrological astronomical,
00:21:40 cycles, and they passed that along.
00:21:44 And the few survivors from these catastrophic events
00:21:49 passed that along with some agricultural information
00:21:52 and some, language mathematics calendar.
00:21:58 So maybe
00:22:01 maybe it wasn't people
00:22:03 they were talking about, but celestial bodies.
00:22:07 And that would make more sense with the the tens of thousands of year rule, the
00:22:11 the rains that were just,
00:22:13 astronomical numbers.
00:22:16 Maybe it was astronomical.
00:22:19 So, I guess I've, I've ruined this monologue.
00:22:25 Enough.
00:22:25 Roll the clip.
00:22:26 Brady.
00:22:30 And that was a great monologue.
00:22:32 Let's see what God thinks about.
00:22:38 Anthony.
00:22:38 That was a great monologue.
00:22:49 And that was a great monologue.
00:22:53 Before the.
00:22:54 I guess it was those invincible and destined for glory.
00:22:58 They encountered a great enemy.
00:23:00 Pyrrhus.
00:23:01 King of Epirus, a region of Greece.
00:23:04 During the conflict known as the Pyrrhic Wars, the king led his Greek
00:23:07 phalanxes to fight on Italian territory against the Roman legions.
00:23:12 He defeated his dreaded enemies in the battles of Heraklion and Eclipse.
00:23:16 However, these victories cost the lives of most of his soldiers,
00:23:20 weakening his army and damaging his ambitions.
00:23:24 After seeing his men celebrating their victory,
00:23:26 he said the sentence one more victory like this and we will be lost.
00:23:32 These events do the term Pyrrhic victory.
00:23:35 Use when a victory is achieved at such a costly price
00:23:39 that his damage may be irreparable to the winning side.
00:23:44 The fate of 150 shall be.
00:23:50 Ours still allowed to suck.
00:23:53 So, a Jewish sounding
00:23:56 mission commander, a black pilot,
00:24:00 a female astronaut and a Canadian astronaut.
00:24:04 It sounds like the beginning of a joke for the D1 Kosh.
00:24:07 And we're taking leave.
00:24:08 We've got breaking news here.
00:24:09 We've got a live phone call from somebody to the Artemis two.
00:24:16 Who's calling?
00:24:19 Is it us?
00:24:20 I don't know, do you hear it? I don't hear anything.
00:24:22 I don't hear it at all.
00:24:23 But I will say Artemis is a great name for a rocket ship.
00:24:28 It is a horrid name for a human being.
00:24:29 I don't understand people who name their kids Artemis.
00:24:32 Is that an actual name?
00:24:33 I never heard that name. Yeah. This?
00:24:35 Yeah.
00:24:35 Check that out.
00:24:36 This is the mission. The rocket ships called Orion.
00:24:40 Artemis.
00:24:40 Administrator.
00:24:41 They're there in the Orion capsule.
00:24:44 I don't understand why they did the capsule.
00:24:46 What they will do when they do a black check.
00:24:48 That way they just knock two out with one, and then we can have.
00:24:51 Right now, they covered all their bases.
00:24:54 So you look at it, a Jewish sounding
00:24:58 guy, a black man, female astronaut.
00:25:01 And the Canadian rocket walks into a bar.
00:25:03 Sounds like a just.
00:25:05 You're right.
00:25:05 Years ago and
00:25:07 is everyone going to shit on these people now because they're all smiling, like.
00:25:11 So. That's funny you say that.
00:25:12 The toilet is not working.
00:25:13 Technically. They're all shitting on each other.
00:25:16 Yeah, yeah, rocket nest as it is currently.
00:25:19 You can still. But man, the toilets broken.
00:25:22 You can poo in it, but you can't pee in it because the pee is freezing.
00:25:27 America is a.
00:25:28 Did you know somebody forgot to figure it was cold in space?
00:25:31 Astronauts have.
00:25:32 It's not cold in space.
00:25:34 Trump just said astronauts.
00:25:36 Yeah, he's oh my God.
00:25:37 That dimension setting in hardcore.
00:25:39 Oh wow. I'm just glad he's alive.
00:25:42 He barely says the only thing he barely mistakes.
00:25:45 Like a syllable.
00:25:46 Like, oh my God, he's awake.
00:25:48 Meanwhile, Joe Biden was full retard.
00:25:50 They were like, no, no, no, he's just fine. It's very soon.
00:25:53 Wow. They're really nailing the zero gravity effect on this.
00:25:56 Mission.
00:25:57 Oh, this hoax.
00:25:59 And we're going to get to that I.
00:26:01 The flag is smaller than the American presence.
00:26:04 So I did I did reach out to, President Trump on that.
00:26:08 I'm waiting for that.
00:26:09 Yeah,
00:26:10 I had noticed that when I was in Detroit, the, we used to have, like a 1500 foot
00:26:15 flag on the old Hudson's building, but now they call it the Great Canadian flag.
00:26:19 And it's it's bigger than any American flag I've ever seen.
00:26:21 And then we have these tiny little flags.
00:26:23 And outside of the, rensin across the river and
00:26:27 and the this the Canadian one dwarfs the American one.
00:26:30 It's just gigantic.
00:26:31 So I thought if Trump found out and needs to let you know that they're there
00:26:34 because nobody really cares, they're like, hey, remember I agreed,
00:26:37 but don't you think once Trump finds out, we're here, he's going to put his
00:26:42 big dick energy or whatever they call it, as kind of gave me to say.
00:26:45 But we're on Rumble eternally.
00:26:47 We're on YouTube. I need to remind myself of that.
00:26:50 I did know that there was a Canadian space agency,
00:26:53 because I remember there was a Chris Hadfield that stayed
00:26:57 on the International Space Station for like 280 days.
00:27:01 And, he played international, acoustic guitar
00:27:04 live with the Barenaked Ladies from the International Space Station.
00:27:08 That sounds fucking boring.
00:27:10 The near side of the moon, seeing all the sights
00:27:12 that we've seen from Earth for all of our lives.
00:27:14 But we're seeing that there was actually bare naked ladies.
00:27:17 And that could be right, right, right.
00:27:19 No. Wouldn't you be disappointed
00:27:21 if you were to go see the bare naked ladies and fully dressed?
00:27:24 They're like, dude, they totally play me, man,
00:27:26 I, I have, I have went to see if they're naked.
00:27:30 Drummer you have gone to see conjugation verbs.
00:27:33 Really?
00:27:34 I have had gone to see them that we were watching.
00:27:37 We could see in the past and the present.
00:27:39 We can see their name, one of their head songs
00:27:41 right now, without thinking too hard.
00:27:42 Go can, If I had $1 million to watch this new nation in this planet,
00:27:47 my favorite one is everything's all been done before, some I don't
00:27:50 that's not exactly name, but
00:27:52 it's for people that say, oh, that song sounds like that than that song.
00:27:55 I mean, dude, there's only like three notes, right?
00:27:57 Decision is, is that the parody?
00:27:59 Next we have it no more.
00:28:02 Should we parody it with this?
00:28:04 Get them, get the lyrics wrong and it's really great.
00:28:08 Just do the lyrics that you just said instead of the real title. Me.
00:28:12 But I was not.
00:28:13 Yes, even a question in my own mind.
00:28:15 Okay, we just oh my lord.
00:28:17 But no, what we had to do.
00:28:20 Well, there's a mistake in space forces.
00:28:22 I can't believe it worked.
00:28:23 Like I suggested a parody, and it it was a good song.
00:28:27 I liked it, it did.
00:28:28 The hardest part was making it's a mistake.
00:28:30 Sound like it's a mistake.
00:28:31 And I must say, I nailed it.
00:28:34 So we're very rigid.
00:28:35 You totally nailed it. I feel bad for Tommy.
00:28:38 Well, I felt bad for Tommy until it all worked out in the end.
00:28:41 You told the story. It was so good.
00:28:44 I mean, I'm crying over here, so it even gets better.
00:28:47 You know, the, I heard your, shitter is broken.
00:28:51 Have you.
00:28:52 Have you seen the actual video for that song?
00:28:55 I think one of the biggest highlights.
00:28:56 It's stop motion claymation.
00:28:59 So the video was actually a spoof
00:29:01 of the video to being out of communication for about for this woman.
00:29:05 So grab her by the pussy.
00:29:07 I don't know what she's doing on this ship.
00:29:09 It is for our nation to be careful.
00:29:11 We're still on YouTube.
00:29:12 We're trying to, You can take us, right?
00:29:14 Yeah. The algorithm.
00:29:18 And I think you put the ad up is the worst.
00:29:21 No communication to zero communication.
00:29:25 All of a sudden it was obviously zero.
00:29:28 Very special location, zero communication.
00:29:31 So he's complaining that the woman has zero communication skills.
00:29:36 There's no he was complaining that they couldn't hear him until
00:29:39 after they got to the dark side of the far side of the moon.
00:29:42 Oh, yeah.
00:29:43 How are they getting back, man? Talk?
00:29:45 Because I was actually recording scientific observations
00:29:49 of the far side of the moon. You know, that is actually.
00:29:51 I thought you were a pilot. What did he say?
00:29:53 Oh, they were they were piloting scientific observation scientists.
00:29:57 Our most detailed observations, of the far side of the moon up close.
00:30:01 And so assholes got to watch is really hard.
00:30:03 And I must say, it was actually quite nice
00:30:06 because he's that you see three.
00:30:08 I'm sorry.
00:30:09 She has three watches and she's easy, I know.
00:30:12 Why would she have three watches?
00:30:14 A difference in feel and later in New York time and
00:30:20 then we are
00:30:22 So they're aging different than us.
00:30:24 I, I have a video about that. It's an hour and a half long.
00:30:26 I'm not sure how
00:30:27 we're going to go over it, but I so want to go, oh, we'll get to it.
00:30:30 And what they thought we might see, and the gravitational
00:30:34 pull of the Earth has had a big role in.
00:30:38 So this is their live.
00:30:39 This is NASA's live feed to make us, I mean, to show us what they're doing.
00:30:44 Yeah.
00:30:46 U of M a is still up by, nine, by the way, then.
00:30:49 Oh, I forgot they're even playing, so you can that
00:30:53 championship
00:30:54 Yukon Huskies player can go fuck himself.
00:30:58 Who can? Who can? Yeah.
00:30:59 I think it's interesting that UConn is the University
00:31:03 of Connecticut, nowhere near the Yukon.
00:31:07 What Huskies are kind of known for being in the Yukon?
00:31:10 Yeah, there's a whole bit about it.
00:31:14 Oh, okay.
00:31:14 So you're saying that Yukon here, if you didn't know.
00:31:18 No. Right. Well, never.
00:31:20 Mission control in Houston, Texas, we just write that
00:31:25 right.
00:31:28 Oh we're going to get I'm going to get banned by Shona.
00:31:30 Not going to see big.
00:31:31 Yeah. There's a husky too big.
00:31:33 It's too big.
00:31:36 43 to 50.
00:31:37 You you can't see shit on that. At least on mine.
00:31:40 Maybe you can on the other feed.
00:31:42 I picked Arizona to beat Michigan.
00:31:45 So, I lost my rule.
00:31:47 I picked Arizona to win it all.
00:31:49 Yeah, yeah, I did too.
00:31:53 Yeah, that last that last game.
00:31:54 Yeah. Looking good.
00:31:56 He hurt himself, and he decided to keep playing, even though he sucked.
00:32:00 And he was a step behind.
00:32:01 And then he's still playing, and he said, yeah, I suck, I'm a step behind.
00:32:04 And he's still playing.
00:32:05 Luckily they're up because if they lose, it's like, definitely on him.
00:32:08 I get being like the star player.
00:32:11 And you know, this is the final Four game you potentially are going to
00:32:15 getting drafted. You know who knows that.
00:32:17 But yeah, it just kind of shows how shitty of a player and an asshole you are.
00:32:22 I think they fix perfect.
00:32:23 Everybody's complaining about college sports,
00:32:25 but I think they fixed it with the nil because now they're going to stay there.
00:32:29 They have a chance of making way more money and,
00:32:31 you know, going off for years to fruition and just collecting that Nil money
00:32:34 before they even may not get into the the pros
00:32:37 is, is there normally as many Euro players because it it seems like there's
00:32:42 I try to use U.S.
00:32:44 dollars I don't know what you're talking about.
00:32:46 Euros European I don't know what that means.
00:32:48 A euro step is that traveling I love euros, I'm just saying, like gyro.
00:32:52 Gyro.
00:32:53 I usually pronounce it gyros, though. Hero.
00:32:57 Everything I know about Greek basketball is on.
00:32:59 I topped with a local Columbus.
00:33:01 What's his name?
00:33:04 Stephanopoulos.
00:33:07 Oh, shit. The NASA screens.
00:33:08 No, you go anywhere.
00:33:09 I might as well close that out.
00:33:11 Geez.
00:33:15 They are going a thousand miles an hour
00:33:17 just to find a police.
00:33:20 Oh, they're back on.
00:33:23 So I can't believe you did.
00:33:26 So while you were the Easter Bunny, did you remind the kids
00:33:29 that God is not real?
00:33:32 Oh, okay.
00:33:33 So here's the thing about honesty.
00:33:36 It is important to be honest.
00:33:39 But say,
00:33:41 your
00:33:44 grandmother is on her deathbed, and it's the barge in there
00:33:48 and tell her that she's going to die and there's no afterlife.
00:33:51 Is immoral.
00:33:55 That is, there's
00:33:56 no reason to be cruel about it.
00:34:01 But why are you following me?
00:34:06 So you're saying that
00:34:08 lying about eternity is okay as long as it's for comfort?
00:34:13 I'm not.
00:34:14 I'm not even suggesting lying.
00:34:15 I'm saying don't blurred it out.
00:34:18 What if she asks? You?
00:34:20 Tell me. Carry. Comfort me.
00:34:22 Give me confidence that I will be with my Lord
00:34:24 on the right hand and spend eternity in Paradise.
00:34:27 Please tell me. Tell me now. What do you say? I can't do that.
00:34:30 I couldn't, I couldn't do it, I can't, I could not ask Hawk.
00:34:34 That's for you in the Lord.
00:34:35 I know, I know, I know, I know, it's it's
00:34:38 like, Do does do I look fat in this dress?
00:34:45 Lab coat.
00:34:45 But. Yes.
00:34:46 So, Yeah. Yeah, definitely.
00:34:49 You look fat. Your fat lab coat look silly.
00:34:52 Know your fat makes your fat look silly.
00:34:55 Okay, but
00:34:58 you get my fat.
00:34:59 Make this lab look fat.
00:35:02 It makes it look white.
00:35:03 This is an incredible shot.
00:35:06 You're not even going to believe what happens here.
00:35:09 Watch this.
00:35:11 Skip, skip.
00:35:13 Roll roll.
00:35:15 Because an alligator love.
00:35:18 It's like it's. And that's it.
00:35:19 Try to tune in to rumble to see the rest.
00:35:21 Not. Yep.
00:35:23 Nice cliffhanger.
00:35:25 Wait the holes way over there and the balls way down here.
00:35:28 The hole is up. I know ball is down here.
00:35:31 There's no way it's going in.
00:35:32 But could it be the shot of the century if it doesn't go in?
00:35:37 Yeah.
00:35:38 Yeah, it could be like a hanger. Hanger.
00:35:42 No, it has to go in
00:35:44 anger.
00:35:45 Oh, I heard someone say sing.
00:35:47 So I don't play golf singing.
00:35:49 I ask a stupid question.
00:35:52 You usually do two questions. One.
00:35:56 Did he do that on purpose?
00:35:58 No, he in two.
00:36:01 Why didn't he just hit it over the water?
00:36:03 There's any.
00:36:04 Because over my experience with physics, anytime a ball hits something,
00:36:08 there's more chances of it doing something chaotic.
00:36:10 Am I wrong?
00:36:12 No, no, you're exactly right.
00:36:14 That actually thinking that wasn't the intended goal.
00:36:18 And you guys are pro golfers.
00:36:19 You don't accidentally hit a line drive across the water.
00:36:25 But do you look at his contacts here?
00:36:27 Hit the ball on the hole.
00:36:30 It's golf, not rocket science.
00:36:32 Another golfer, an.
00:36:33 Yeah, but you see fucking videos like this
00:36:34 all the time where they probably sat there for fucking ten days trying to do this
00:36:39 and then. Oh, you got a good shot of it. Is this competition?
00:36:41 Is this just. Yes. Assholes walking around?
00:36:44 This is competition.
00:36:47 The fact is, all on the whole is on my only.
00:36:50 So he's he's he's done this. He's experimented.
00:36:52 I'm sure you can tell by how forward his his his swing
00:36:55 is that he did it on purpose.
00:36:58 I don't think this would be an accident.
00:37:00 And it going in. I got it.
00:37:03 I wish I didn't exist because it's part of me doesn't
00:37:05 believe anything anymore, right?
00:37:07 My first second, it changes. It cuts shots.
00:37:10 I'm like, okay, it's a different shot.
00:37:12 But it didn't cut shot and they just cut you out.
00:37:16 I didn't see no, I didn't even know who was the real me.
00:37:18 Delivering the monologue today.
00:37:22 I'm sorry.
00:37:22 What?
00:37:24 Oh. I've got more, but, more money.
00:37:31 I would rather watch this.
00:37:33 This is my cooking with Cox.
00:37:35 Oh, that's not what I thought you meant.
00:37:37 I my wife says let's go. Is cut.
00:37:40 Spearhead. Nice cock. Brady.
00:37:42 Now you're saying cooking with Cox, which I didn't want to.
00:37:45 I don't if you're going to cook with Cox you go ahead and eat it.
00:37:49 I want to make more black tie.
00:37:53 We got white. Cox.
00:37:55 You're mac and cheese time.
00:37:56 I'll be white.
00:37:57 Black is wrong.
00:37:58 Your entire life. He's such a bully. That's not true.
00:38:01 You're just good. Not that good. This might be better.
00:38:03 Don't fuck it up.
00:38:04 I hate that big pot.
00:38:05 2 pounds of butter now melting.
00:38:07 No, now melt it.
00:38:09 Melt it out a boatload of this. A little at a time.
00:38:12 Obviously not all at a time.
00:38:13 So, yeah, until it looks like this.
00:38:15 I'm lactose intolerant and gluten free.
00:38:17 And this should be fine. Now we add salt.
00:38:18 Now we're going to grate the cheese or cheddar mozzarella.
00:38:21 And you just prove that they're reading cucumber.
00:38:22 I wouldn't do that. It becomes overwhelming.
00:38:24 Let's do what he says because he's the chef.
00:38:26 Now you're fucking cheese.
00:38:28 Boil some water salt it.
00:38:29 Like to see they say that because he have the taffy three minutes
00:38:33 left in the box as your pasta doesn't taste like oh no shit.
00:38:37 Tastes like undercooked.
00:38:38 Tastes like show me we're not gonna throw out.
00:38:41 Come on, man, this is supposed to be the clean our even do that for the salt.
00:38:46 Pepper. Right? Can you fucking do
00:38:49 that?
00:38:49 You pepper it.
00:38:50 Tell them what to do with them. That's right.
00:38:51 For the three episodes that we did that we got like nine foreign reviews.
00:38:54 Mac and cheese. You don't have to deal.
00:38:56 I turn this in before they'll be like, what are you
00:39:00 think I might add the fucking pasta water?
00:39:03 I can put any pepper you want to ask one more time.
00:39:05 So a little pepper, One layer of pasta.
00:39:08 We're going to add mozzarella. Another layer of pasta.
00:39:10 More authoritative.
00:39:11 No, no.
00:39:13 Thanks so much.
00:39:13 Macaroni and cheese. Thank you.
00:39:15 Give me the greens.
00:39:16 Now we're going to broil the top so it looks like leftovers from rooster.
00:39:21 Also these chives.
00:39:22 Let's see if it tastes no leftover from Good Friday.
00:39:24 Oh my god the Basham now.
00:39:26 Oh wow.
00:39:28 Very easy to do what I learned last week time
00:39:31 but worth as the red tones are still the best pizza around
00:39:35 and Brady's way smaller in real life in person.
00:39:39 Brady's like pretty.
00:39:41 I'm pretty sure it was your couch cushion, but that's okay
00:39:45 I couldn't it no, it made my my 40 pound dog
00:39:48 look like a grizzly bear.
00:39:53 Like I'm this big.
00:39:54 And then, like, I had a Brady right here next to me again.
00:39:58 You're so brave.
00:39:59 You cushions and gave me zero cushions.
00:40:02 I feel it was a setup.
00:40:04 It was a setup.
00:40:05 If you do, fast forward, I'm
00:40:06 sitting in your seat and I appear to be a regular size.
00:40:10 Oh, okay.
00:40:12 I'm not a medium. Damn it.
00:40:13 I like how you say appear to be.
00:40:16 I appear to be normal size.
00:40:18 That's the whole truth. Yeah.
00:40:21 Yeah.
00:40:21 Isn't it's an optical illusion.
00:40:24 That's nice. I'm 36.
00:40:26 I'm. I'm regular size.
00:40:27 You guys are giants.
00:40:28 I'm six foot.
00:40:29 I'm 185, one 200. On a bad day.
00:40:34 Gosh, I'm like, I know that's 15.
00:40:37 I'm the lard ass fucking normie over here.
00:40:41 Sorry.
00:40:43 I produced more of us.
00:40:44 And I'm only six for one. I'm not special.
00:40:47 It doesn't mean that's good or bad.
00:40:48 I'm just fat.
00:40:50 No, I'm just saying there's more normies.
00:40:51 My son. Actually, my son's, like six, four.
00:40:55 Okay.
00:40:55 Yeah, yeah, like I'm about your son and he's the big kid.
00:40:58 This is not a medical show.
00:40:59 We do not give doctors advice or medical advice in any way, shape or form.
00:41:02 But I recommend not starting to smoke cigarets when you're 12
00:41:07 oh oh. No,
00:41:09 that sounds good.
00:41:10 The next generation is like, what's a cigaret?
00:41:14 Oh, yeah, they're vaping.
00:41:18 Oh, friends of ours picked up
00:41:19 vaping in their, late 20s, early 30s. So
00:41:24 I didn't even know it was around now.
00:41:26 Oh, wait.
00:41:26 Their 20s or 30 now?
00:41:27 Dude, I was thinking, never mind right now, but
00:41:32 time. You know what? Time is a construct?
00:41:34 Time I'm going to prove later on in the show that time does not exist.
00:41:39 It is a thing later on in the show that time does not.
00:41:43 It does, didn't it?
00:41:45 That's it. Very clever.
00:41:47 Thank you.
00:41:48 How the doctor do
00:41:51 they always ask what I'm doing,
00:41:55 but never know how the doctor is?
00:42:00 What the dog doing?
00:42:02 But never.
00:42:06 The cats, How cruel they were to this dog.
00:42:10 That dog has the life of Riley.
00:42:12 This dog?
00:42:14 Yeah. It's like.
00:42:15 Oh, the look at the icicles on its chin. Beard.
00:42:16 Yeah.
00:42:17 Don't don't the paws stick like if you take your wet tongue
00:42:20 and put it on a metal pole, don't.
00:42:21 Dog's paws stick to the ground?
00:42:23 A tiny little patch of the cold is not,
00:42:26 you know, constant cold isn't the greatest, but huskies common.
00:42:29 If you've ever abused your dog,
00:42:32 I am, I'm abusing my dog right now.
00:42:35 That you not going to get in the barn
00:42:38 ready for your sleeve shirt last week?
00:42:42 It's, It's 150 question marks.
00:42:45 We did it, Ryan says.
00:42:47 And we're not talking about dogs or cats or even New York City rats.
00:42:52 And we're not talking about dog.
00:42:53 No, we are actually talking about dogs.
00:42:55 Yeah, we are talking about keep going. Don't want to do a clip.
00:42:57 That was it.
00:42:58 That was good. Okay.
00:42:59 So the moral of that story was even though everybody's always watching the dog,
00:43:05 sometimes you got to ask how the dog doing all the dog doing,
00:43:10 they're looking at all the characteristics of,
00:43:13 you know, treats
00:43:15 and their keeps.
00:43:18 It but babies.
00:43:21 So this this is kind of an old one, but I'm just going to bring it up anyway.
00:43:27 Oh, are you going to play the things that George skipped on me last week.
00:43:30 Is it. No. No wait.
00:43:31 No I'm sorry.
00:43:32 I should have labeled that with an R.
00:43:34 We can't we cannot.
00:43:35 Oh, well, that's okay.
00:43:36 I could do it. You.
00:43:39 You said something in the monologue about, some about the.
00:43:42 You said I lost you, so I just wasn't sure what you were talking about.
00:43:45 Where you were like, second is second, and third off is third off.
00:43:48 And what what are you.
00:43:49 Oh yeah.
00:43:50 Then I didn't even.
00:43:51 I'm just like your point, snips.
00:43:54 ZIP slop.
00:43:56 It's, Okay, so,
00:43:59 everyone's writing style has its own unique fingerprint.
00:44:03 If you've got a large enough sample size,
00:44:05 you can plug it into AI, and they can map it out for you,
00:44:09 like what words you're using the most, and next and next the next.
00:44:14 And someone else is writing style.
00:44:15 So you take the complete works of William Shakespeare, and then
00:44:19 and then you take a,
00:44:22 something that you don't know the authorship, but it's one of these two.
00:44:26 You plug that into the algorithm,
00:44:29 and if you analyze it, it's going to have it's going to match the,
00:44:33 the fingerprint of one or the other of the styles of writing.
00:44:38 But the words you use the most is use twice as much as the word you use.
00:44:43 Second, most, and the third is the third,
00:44:46 and the fourth is a fourth, and the fifth is a fifth, and it can get.
00:44:50 It staggers a little worse after that, but the first one,
00:44:54 the first five or so, are real clean breaks like that.
00:44:58 And that's as identifiable as a fingerprint.
00:45:02 Like
00:45:02 if you if you use a larger sample size and, definitely use the AI for the,
00:45:08 the analysis one, because,
00:45:11 I mean, it is kind of like
00:45:14 like somebody like, oh, we could do that.
00:45:16 We could do that with the show and figure out
00:45:19 how stupid we are.
00:45:22 Oh, we don't need to do anything to do to figure out where we I, we are, where?
00:45:26 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure we we know.
00:45:29 But is it our fault because.
00:45:30 Fooled me, Jerry.
00:45:32 The English language most specifically
00:45:36 is fucked.
00:45:38 Me. No.
00:45:38 Yeah, yeah, it isn't bass,
00:45:42 bass lead, laugh.
00:45:46 Object.
00:45:47 Object.
00:45:48 Is this woman Devo
00:45:50 bow is French.
00:45:53 Now I've got.
00:45:54 And I've got a clip today.
00:45:56 That's all. French language hair.
00:45:59 Leave a life with that.
00:46:03 I figured out some culture, wind,
00:46:06 wind, line.
00:46:07 Minutes.
00:46:09 My newt, my newt.
00:46:11 Fledge, fledge.
00:46:13 Those are called,
00:46:15 homo graphs or comma graphs.
00:46:18 That's an on YouTube.
00:46:19 Yeah.
00:46:22 Yeah.
00:46:23 Homo means same graph.
00:46:25 Find more bird.
00:46:27 Homo means gay.
00:46:29 And and autocorrect gave me holograms.
00:46:35 And I didn't notice till I sent it.
00:46:37 So now it's in white holograms.
00:46:41 But it was supposed to say slang for female
00:46:43 genitalia.
00:46:47 While flange is a vaginal appearance, that's
00:46:49 significantly varies and which may appear loose or flappy
00:46:54 flappy.
00:46:55 But that's what fledged on the surface.
00:46:57 But you don't ever wind your watch or go check outside to see how windy it is.
00:47:02 You know what I mean? Like it?
00:47:04 So at some point you'll figure it out.
00:47:06 It's not that hard.
00:47:07 Yeah, you can understand in context these are things that we know
00:47:11 because we've been speaking English as a first language.
00:47:16 Oh, can we do a mount
00:47:18 Rushmore of, female?
00:47:22 The one thing was Mount Rushmore because they are not ranked one through four.
00:47:27 It is just, oh, there's all for the far left
00:47:31 for me is Christina Cook,
00:47:34 and there isn't anybody else on that list.
00:47:37 I would I know is route much more up there, man.
00:47:40 Route much more.
00:47:43 You can't
00:47:43 not put them on the Mount Rushmore just because of how influential they are.
00:47:47 Yeah, it's true.
00:47:53 That's a low,
00:47:55 Yeah. Never mind myself.
00:47:57 Never watch horses.
00:48:00 Please, please, please fix me.
00:48:04 Horse and death. Always. Please.
00:48:07 Yes, please. Here it is.
00:48:09 Hash.
00:48:09 And please, please, please tell us the.
00:48:17 This is one of the most famous problems in mathematics.
00:48:20 But it doesn't just haunt mathematicians because the implications
00:48:23 of the hypothesis, if they are ever proven, is it pronounced Riemann?
00:48:26 Reimann for trying to solve it in past years, it's turned out
00:48:30 that the Riemann hypothesis
00:48:31 might be related to black hole physics and ultimately quantum gravity.
00:48:34 The Riemann hypothesis has been open for more than 160 years, and if you
00:48:38 solve it, you can win $1 million prize, enough to buy a truly irresponsible amount
00:48:42 of the Riemann hypothesis.
00:48:44 Sounds like a hopelessly abstract problem that no one could possibly care about.
00:48:47 It's all about prime numbers.
00:48:49 If you look at the sequence of primes two, three,
00:48:51 five, seven, 11, 13, and so on, they look irregular.
00:48:54 There is no obvious pattern, but in the night time, very regular order.
00:48:57 Riemann discovered that the distribution of primes
00:48:59 is connected to a function called the zeta function,
00:49:01 which can either be written as a sum of all integers
00:49:03 or as a product over the primes.
00:49:05 So this function links all the integers.
00:49:07 The primes.
00:49:08 What makes them is that the function at all points
00:49:10 where the function becomes zero.
00:49:11 The exact
00:49:12 positions of these zeros determines the distribution of the prime numbers.
00:49:15 The Riemann hypothesis.
00:49:16 Not since not all of the important
00:49:17 zeros lie on a single vertical line in the complex plane.
00:49:20 If that's true, then
00:49:21 the primes are distributed as regularly as they possibly can.
00:49:24 I'll be right back. Gentlemen, I have to go find a new job.
00:49:26 Or prime numbers.
00:49:27 Yes, it's rather obscure. Mathematics.
00:49:29 But in the 1970s, physics entered the chat, and that changed the story.
00:49:32 Normal people think of what happens in nature
00:49:34 in terms of things that have positions and move around.
00:49:36 Physicists like to think of one. Well, that's true.
00:49:38 I did enter it because that works both for quantum and non quantum physics.
00:49:41 Think for example, of the electrons around atomic nuclei.
00:49:43 Speaking of that position makes no sense.
00:49:45 Speaking of their energy does make sense I believe this.
00:49:47 This chair is Gary,
00:49:49 whose energy levels look almost like it's the distributional thing.
00:49:53 Gary function so well, now we have quantum physics and chaos
00:49:56 and something sure looks like this combined almost ever since then.
00:50:01 Physicists I'm sorry I don't example. Well, they're just not guards.
00:50:03 Oh, sure.
00:50:04 Looks like Gargamel with his hair sticking out,
00:50:06 analyzing the quantum angle for physical stuff.
00:50:08 And who wouldn't like Gargamel?
00:50:10 There is a neutron star.
00:50:12 Yeah, that's, for example, this paper.
00:50:13 And this is where the new work comes in.
00:50:15 It's a continuation, if you haven't already. Please.
00:50:17 Like gravity.
00:50:18 Very unlike in general relativity, when
00:50:22 it helps with the
00:50:23 algorithm or algorithm that the authors looked at on rotational equations.
00:50:28 Simply, no. In an unexpected way, no.
00:50:31 If you had no,
00:50:34 I mean, sure, as a product of a prime numbers, physicists call this a prime.
00:50:39 He still calls and wants to know if we want to join the pairs in a black hole.
00:50:43 Not to be clear, this function that I get is similar to the Riemann zeta,
00:50:46 but not exactly the same.
00:50:47 And I think we should join with they they're willing to give it away
00:50:49 an asterisk, a realistic one.
00:50:51 So why am I telling you about this?
00:50:53 It's because this is an example of a trend that's been going on
00:50:55 in the foundations of physics for a decade or two,
00:50:57 since string theory peaked and entered its decline.
00:50:59 Physicists are looking for new mathematical links
00:51:01 that could help them combine gravity with quantum physics.
00:51:04 And one of the ways to do this is to stop talking about
00:51:06 what happens in space and time and say, oh man, that's
00:51:09 we are going to so much talk about space and time later.
00:51:12 Ask what happens to the energy of the sun.
00:51:14 This could work for the same reason I want to.
00:51:16 We might have to make it a whole.
00:51:17 The link between quantum is covered in quantum physics.
00:51:20 I give this paper a seven out of ten on the bullshit meter.
00:51:22 Why is it so high?
00:51:24 It's because I read people for their relevance in the field.
00:51:26 And what I think the
00:51:27 I don't think it is in this case, the physical relevance is extremely unclear.
00:51:31 It makes me somewhat
00:51:31 afraid that rather than progressing this foundations of physics,
00:51:33 we might see yet another wave of abstract math.
00:51:35 Subtle will eventually lead nowhere,
00:51:36 as long as it'll make the physicists money that we're going to see it.
00:51:39 Deep links between the Riemann hypothesis, chaos theory, black holes,
00:51:42 and some other also quasi crystals in there.
00:51:44 And I totally want to see more research on this.
00:51:46 Okay.
00:51:46 I really just want to see if it's to solve
00:51:48 the Riemann hypothesis before mathematicians get there.
00:51:50 I'm not the trusting kind.
00:51:51 I don't like cares who saw significant egotistical fly use not vpm, not physics.
00:51:57 Solve it. The mathematicians.
00:51:59 I'd rather just see it from browsing and comes with a threat protection
00:52:02 that keeps you safe from malware, trackers and malicious.
00:52:04 Why are we watching a commercial?
00:52:08 Because it allows you to pick your location.
00:52:10 That argument.
00:52:12 Look, I'm fucking sick of hearing.
00:52:14 Oh, and then she swore.
00:52:16 Oh, yeah, she did.
00:52:18 She did what a what a c u n t nice.
00:52:22 What a fledge.
00:52:24 Yeah. So sexy
00:52:27 it is.
00:52:27 Literally what I know that was literally your comment to this.
00:52:31 It dumbly repeats.
00:52:32 Okay, so an argument that I'm fucking sick of hearing is
00:52:37 you can hear her still talking in the background and so sexy I can too.
00:52:42 Yeah, strange.
00:52:45 It's like, oh, there's the boy, the search, the turn
00:52:47 by turn direction on the GPS.
00:52:49 Oh my God,
00:52:51 you like it?
00:52:53 Yeah.
00:52:53 If it dropped a couple F-bombs, you're in there. Turn. Fuck.
00:52:56 Fucking turn left.
00:52:57 Oh, that would be.
00:52:58 Yeah. Yeah, that would do it for me.
00:53:00 I would never get anywhere.
00:53:03 I would like it.
00:53:04 I respect it more.
00:53:05 I think it's more honest. Based on the Harvard
00:53:08 and Yale studies, people that swear are usually more truthful.
00:53:11 It seems like the turn by turn is like nagging me, like, turn right, turn right.
00:53:17 I know you have a square filter on, so I don't trust anything you're saying.
00:53:19 I assume you're lying about everything.
00:53:21 Well, so number 30, it's not a swear filter.
00:53:24 I just don't swear is a Backstreet Boy.
00:53:28 But I think we should wait for Rumble on that.
00:53:29 No, I don't smirked, smirked YouTube.
00:53:32 Yeah, I think bad things he does is just call the guy gay.
00:53:37 He doesn't call them the fag word
00:53:40 and they actually.
00:53:41 But they bleep it out.
00:53:43 Yeah, really.
00:53:44 It's a small bundle of sticks.
00:53:45 The argument is really the context there.
00:53:47 The bickering is funny and it's funny, but the actual argument
00:53:51 of the context of the conversation, because I'm curious on just what your guys
00:53:55 just we're already going to get blocked for showing the basketball game.
00:53:58 Wait, it's you know, it's right here in the small corner.
00:54:01 We've done this before.
00:54:02 When I'm in my hotels, I've had, someone in the background.
00:54:06 Oh, yeah.
00:54:07 That's true.
00:54:08 Oh, you get in trouble for wrestling footage?
00:54:11 I didn't see any wrestling footage this week.
00:54:14 Yeah, but if wrestling footage was this big in the corner, trust me,
00:54:17 the guy fucking your media guy does it.
00:54:20 So this isn't a video of you?
00:54:23 It does have a video right there.
00:54:25 Well, below the.
00:54:27 The head of it is. That's above as above.
00:54:30 So the video,
00:54:32 will you tell me when I find the video?
00:54:34 Because it may be gone.
00:54:36 Fuck it.
00:54:36 I just want to see what happens if you pull it up.
00:54:38 Maybe
00:54:40 I have a very aggressive ad blocker.
00:54:44 So if it's from somewhere else, it might be.
00:54:46 Let me. I don't want to just turn it off.
00:54:49 Now the very first thing is the video bro.
00:54:51 Yeah. It's blocked. It's not.
00:54:53 But between
00:54:54 the big the bold writing underneath, are you able to play it?
00:54:57 Because that would be the fastest solution otherwise. Why?
00:55:00 Brian Little yeah, I'm waiting for a fucking ad to buffer
00:55:05 a second.
00:55:05 That's a shame.
00:55:07 I know page six is still in a video.
00:55:10 That's what's happening.
00:55:12 It's a dark
00:55:14 and a while.
00:55:15 We're waiting.
00:55:17 We're.
00:55:19 We're going to be
00:55:21 goddamn. Goddammit.
00:55:21 I go watch this whole fucking ad.
00:55:23 The other one I could skip. Continue.
00:55:26 Oh, yeah.
00:55:27 It's it's very hard to see, but
00:55:29 bam, bam, there's our graveyard raccoon from last week.
00:55:33 Or it's this thing right here.
00:55:35 No kidding.
00:55:36 What is it?
00:55:38 It's our graveyard. Raccoon.
00:55:39 Graveyard raccoon ghost.
00:55:42 Raccoon.
00:55:43 Oh. I didn't touch ready at a wildlife
00:55:46 encounter here at the the farm.
00:55:49 But he was quite startled to see me, and he just staring at me.
00:55:52 He's just staring at me. I live on a farm.
00:55:54 Yeah. Could have. Probably has rabies.
00:55:56 Yeah.
00:55:57 There is a there is, positive case of rabies around here.
00:56:00 I just saw the news.
00:56:01 I don't remember where, so just be careful everywhere.
00:56:05 The dog is hogging the heated blanket.
00:56:09 That's smart. That's a good dog.
00:56:11 How the dog doing? The dog's warm.
00:56:13 Yeah. He's. Yeah, he's doing fine.
00:56:16 Yeah.
00:56:17 So the video we will eventually see is Backstreet Boys.
00:56:19 Brian Littrell uses homophobic slurs in new video
00:56:24 filed in a in court as part of a trespassing dispute,
00:56:27 Brian Littrell called his neighbor gay and a it's, Yeah.
00:56:32 So what?
00:56:33 The lyric is here during a heated beach trespass.
00:56:38 You'll get the idea. This month.
00:56:40 Yeah, so you get the idea.
00:56:41 But the whole incident was came in here.
00:56:45 And what the guy references is he references wet sand.
00:56:48 So if you own beachfront property, like you don't own the water, right?
00:56:52 So you could actually walk in the water
00:56:55 in front of their property and they can't do much about you.
00:56:57 So that's kind of what this guy's
00:57:00 defense is.
00:57:02 But oh. Just wet sand. Okay.
00:57:05 I'm just curious as to what you guys think is right.
00:57:07 Who's wrong as a, you're wrong context of the situation.
00:57:12 And then they're both kind of tool bags.
00:57:15 So that's just equal.
00:57:17 So hold on.
00:57:17 A tool bag is a very useful tool itself.
00:57:20 So I discount your friend.
00:57:22 Yeah.
00:57:22 So he's like there even marked it off like he drew a circle around
00:57:26 like where the sand is. What.
00:57:29 And he even just got closer to the water.
00:57:31 So his feet are like touching the wet sand.
00:57:37 But wait.
00:57:38 So he's allowed to touch wet sand that's considered strongly on private property.
00:57:42 If he's like that, says private property beach.
00:57:48 Sorry.
00:57:48 Not because I think you just. You
00:57:52 know.
00:57:53 Hey, is there sound?
00:57:54 I'm on wet sand right now. Not in your face.
00:57:57 My point of view.
00:57:58 I didn't know you put it in my face. I'm nowhere bro.
00:58:00 Yeah, look at this.
00:58:02 Look at this.
00:58:03 Yeah, you've done it. The bridge. He's out.
00:58:04 You, bro.
00:58:05 Seriously?
00:58:06 You're never going to talk about the S-Word.
00:58:08 But I feel like that.
00:58:09 I trust you. No, you will not. You're going.
00:58:12 Next one's going to get thrown out. Thank you.
00:58:14 Your next case, your first one got thrown out.
00:58:16 And this is what I deal with.
00:58:17 This is what I do with people like this. Seriously.
00:58:20 Just like this, you can't even shove your phone in my face, bro.
00:58:23 You're lucky you got enough to go.
00:58:25 Yes you did. You reach around me from behind my back.
00:58:27 Dude, I got you on video.
00:58:28 Oh, if you're watching, be great.
00:58:30 If you give a, like, comment and subscribe, it really bury my face.
00:58:36 Oh, no. I want to be.
00:58:37 You really watch every week and you want to contribute.
00:58:39 You can hit that little subscribe button and
00:58:43 yes, the gift
00:58:44 of money with a little dollars in cash so we can afford to pay for Gary's.
00:58:48 My money. Look at this wet sand. Great.
00:58:49 Oh, well, he just said he reached around the market.
00:58:54 Watch this.
00:58:57 Like he did.
00:58:59 It almost looks like he.
00:59:00 Because the sand around that he went to the left.
00:59:01 Right doesn't look as well as that sand.
00:59:03 It's almost like
00:59:03 he scooped a bunch of water and like, hey, let's hope this is what I do it up more.
00:59:07 So he could go, no, no, no, I've done this before haven't you.
00:59:12 Don't you don't have enough money to buy from a public property.
00:59:15 Looks public access.
00:59:17 He bought a public financing public? No.
00:59:19 We all been here for 20 years. You've been here three.
00:59:21 You're done for it. You're done for, bro.
00:59:23 You're done for. You're not going to get property.
00:59:25 You'll never get privacy. I can't wait till this.
00:59:27 You'll never get privacy here. Good, bro. Good luck.
00:59:31 So. Who's right?
00:59:34 Page six. I don't even get it.
00:59:37 It's something.
00:59:38 It's news that nobody gives a book about.
00:59:41 Back when pages mattered.
00:59:43 Yeah, nobody cared about. What are you guys?
00:59:44 Who do you guys think is in the right?
00:59:46 And who's the who's in the wrong?
00:59:48 Can you pick these douchebags?
00:59:51 I mean, two bags legally.
00:59:54 Who's right and who's wrong?
00:59:56 What state?
00:59:57 Where was it?
00:59:59 Obviously California or Florida.
01:00:01 But regardless, usually the situation. Yeah, it matters.
01:00:03 Florida is not any of the beach itself is even allowed to be private.
01:00:08 There's this spot by turn around that, I go with my jet ski
01:00:12 and it's right by this private country club, whatever the fuck it is,
01:00:16 I don't know, conservation. Something and
01:00:20 not always
01:00:21 like the beach that's in front of their shit.
01:00:24 And I've always just kind of pitstop there.
01:00:28 And they have, like, security people that come around
01:00:30 and if you like, walk up the sand, they like yell at you
01:00:32 and they always eyeball the fuck out of me.
01:00:34 But like, I usually just stay with my jet ski
01:00:36 half beach and I just kind of hang out half in the water.
01:00:40 They can't prevent me from, like, pit stopping.
01:00:42 They don't own the water, you know, it is kind of like my refuge point.
01:00:48 If I need help or I need to take a break, like I.
01:00:51 So. But that guy, the douchebag squatter guy, was like,
01:00:56 he already knew what he was doing, though, you know, he's like, oh, I can get like.
01:01:00 Because if you look down the bay with no reason why he couldn't have been 50ft,
01:01:05 like there was nobody there.
01:01:06 Yeah, there's anyone from can't can't they I mean, like in kindergarten,
01:01:10 you know, I think he's just trolling the motherfucker.
01:01:12 Maybe they could just. Right.
01:01:13 You think he knew it was the famous people to you?
01:01:16 So, yeah, I think he's fucking with probably.
01:01:18 Yeah.
01:01:18 Maybe he's trying to get, him to attack him or fight him or something.
01:01:23 Is it okay?
01:01:24 I've been to, public access beach in case hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
01:01:30 And, you go down the public access trail,
01:01:34 and if you turn right, you're all good, but you're not allowed to go left.
01:01:39 That's private.
01:01:40 Was that.
01:01:41 I went to a place called Queer Hollow.
01:01:44 I did go to Clear Hollow as a kid, you know, that's going up the the left.
01:01:49 That wasn't the quarry, was it?
01:01:52 Right.
01:01:53 And I the pool exists where the.
01:01:58 The high tide line is high tide. Oh.
01:02:05 Low key that.
01:02:06 Sorry.
01:02:07 So that's a very, very, very obscure,
01:02:10 very obscure Seinfeld.
01:02:12 Oh. High tide.
01:02:14 Anyways. That's okay.
01:02:17 Okay. But I've got some.
01:02:19 I got some very obscure,
01:02:22 home improvement.
01:02:24 Dude, you know, you mentioned you mentioned Binford.
01:02:26 Did you not mention Binford?
01:02:28 I did, I did it was,
01:02:30 the, the the the Benford's law.
01:02:34 About four and a half months. Tim.
01:02:37 But, that's only because I'm doing it the old fashioned way.
01:02:41 Sort of.
01:02:41 My brow and an ax hocks on your ax. Al.
01:02:47 This is what you need, buddy.
01:02:49 And the.
01:02:53 You know, the Beverly 80, 282 cc,
01:02:56 42 inch crowbar, silicone, piston steel
01:02:58 bucking. Oh.
01:03:02 Oh. That's fine.
01:03:07 What was about Binford?
01:03:09 Binford?
01:03:10 What was that?
01:03:10 Benford's law?
01:03:13 It's.
01:03:14 It's the weird way numbers.
01:03:17 Like, if you if you have a,
01:03:19 inventory, you count up all the
01:03:22 this of that and that over there
01:03:24 and all those over there and the other thing, you get this.
01:03:28 Oh, a bunch of numbers,
01:03:33 most of them an inordinate amount of them.
01:03:36 We'll start with the number one.
01:03:40 That that makes sense,
01:03:43 because you get to the ones before you get to any of the other numbers.
01:03:47 But if your aggregate
01:03:50 has a lot of numbers, shouldn't have,
01:03:54 you know, eights and sevens and it does, but you got it.
01:03:59 According to Benford's law, you get more power
01:04:03 30% once you get 30% more power.
01:04:07 Herb. Yes,
01:04:10 it's Benford's lie.
01:04:13 Wrong button.
01:04:15 Dude, did you see this chem trail on the other day?
01:04:17 Oh my God, we're all going to die.
01:04:22 This is the chem trail.
01:04:25 Some reason.
01:04:27 So I first of all,
01:04:29 I see, I see a word on the smoke on the ground.
01:04:33 Is anybody else? See? I don't know what it says.
01:04:35 Looks like it says pet love
01:04:38 above Pabst Blue Ribbon.
01:04:40 They have advertising in the actual smoke on the ground.
01:04:45 That's amazing. They don't
01:04:47 really.
01:04:47 Yeah.
01:04:48 So yeah, I want to believe the space law
01:04:51 and sponsored by Pabst.
01:04:54 That's Sky writer on their way up there.
01:04:56 Can't make that one any bigger.
01:04:59 You'll see it when you watch back.
01:05:00 You'll see it says pet. Pet.
01:05:01 Something can be pressed on,
01:05:05 you know, I watch it back on the same size phone.
01:05:08 The same exact phone.
01:05:09 I watch it back in a different size.
01:05:12 They're not going to, I'm not going to even argue this one.
01:05:15 There's definitely chemicals in that country.
01:05:17 I think they're right, I love it.
01:05:19 There's a couple idiots in the car.
01:05:20 Like they were like,
01:05:21 I can't believe they they let a plane fly this close to a rocket ship going off.
01:05:26 And it's like fucking far away. That is.
01:05:29 How far away?
01:05:30 How far away is it?
01:05:33 I don't know, but it's nowhere close.
01:05:36 He's.
01:05:36 It's way too young to get that reference.
01:05:38 Why, it's so far
01:05:41 that you would have to go back in time to see it.
01:05:44 Thanks.
01:05:45 Gene.
01:05:45 Rayburn.
01:05:49 Here's another one.
01:05:50 Do I have an envelope?
01:05:51 Should I do
01:05:53 envelope? Envelope?
01:05:55 Envelope envelope.
01:05:57 Oh. 17 items.
01:06:01 Two and drawers.
01:06:02 Penis.
01:06:10 Three things that are completely overblown.
01:06:13 Oh, no.
01:06:16 Fuck off. That actually worked out well.
01:06:18 So you're mad because your penis is overblown, but your fucking business.
01:06:23 That is correct.
01:06:25 I want to know what the Clint Eastwood our life.
01:06:28 We're going to have to go to Rumble to see that I have two more.
01:06:32 Two more for me.
01:06:33 I thought it wouldn't play.
01:06:36 No, I won't, that's why I have to see it.
01:06:38 I don't know what it was.
01:06:38 You're going to have to act it out or something.
01:06:41 Oh, it's from a movie acted out.
01:06:44 What's this one? Not possible to the guy with the no fingers.
01:06:46 Won't play either. Act that one out.
01:06:49 Oh, yeah.
01:06:50 You got some.
01:06:51 I've got.
01:06:51 I've got an angle grinder here, but it's so much better if he does it
01:06:55 because he's got the whole Elmo damn thing going on.
01:07:03 What's it sound?
01:07:06 Oh, I want to hear it. 16.
01:07:08 1514 1312 oh 13.1.
01:07:12 They're going to try it has been told by the Court of Appeal
01:07:15 that it is not possible to determine which one of them is the father,
01:07:19 with the woman saying she will try to go to trial with the twins now.
01:07:23 So are they both using the lead and the other doesn't feel left down?
01:07:27 The woman, who cannot be named for legal reasons, has confirmed she will continue
01:07:31 to take both of the identical twins until they can find a new type
01:07:35 of DNA testing that reveals which one the father is or she's able to.
01:07:40 To be clear and recap, this woman had sex with twins four days apart.
01:07:46 She got pregnant.
01:07:47 DNA cannot determine which twin is this matter.
01:07:51 Does it matter?
01:07:52 She loves them both. It does not matter to her.
01:07:54 She says we will have another child to assign to the other twin.
01:07:59 But it doesn't mean she's going to want to have sex with them
01:08:01 both, to conceive a second child with them so that they both have, what each other.
01:08:05 One, the mother and one of the twins had taken the case to court after
01:08:08 the other twin was named on the birth certificate as the father,
01:08:11 but they demanded that this wasn't fair, with the woman claiming this rock, paper,
01:08:15 scissors named on the birth certificate was better in bed and therefore,
01:08:18 hey, you know what should be listed as you'll be able to tell when are you?
01:08:21 What do you think of that? It looks more like oh no, no.
01:08:24 What do you think of that? Who?
01:08:25 Whoever she liked better in bed gets the gets. He's the winner,
01:08:29 right?
01:08:29 Wait till the kid grows up and whoever he looks more like is the father.
01:08:33 Obviously. Yeah, that's a good idea.
01:08:34 Put him in the center of the room
01:08:35 and have each father sitting in one corner and have down.
01:08:39 Yeah, that was a child. Come out.
01:08:41 Come here, boy.
01:08:42 Come here, boy, you can do.
01:08:43 Yeah, yeah, that's the only way to do it.
01:08:46 They tried that, but every time they tried doing it,
01:08:48 the three of them were fucking again.
01:08:50 Father of the child.
01:08:51 No fucking weird.
01:08:53 Like attached to each other.
01:08:55 Anyway, they follow each other throughout life and it's fucking weird.
01:08:58 So they'll they'll be hanging on all the time anyway, like, right.
01:09:01 Just both both raise it.
01:09:03 I have a two up, two dads, a mole on my neck.
01:09:07 I one right away. I said, fuck that.
01:09:08 We're not we're not competing for anything, sir.
01:09:10 You sit down on the verdict. Told them.
01:09:13 Yeah, this is a right clusterfuck.
01:09:15 I don't really understand.
01:09:16 Come on, everyone, we're trying to do the right thing.
01:09:20 There's no shit with either twin.
01:09:22 All their relationships with each other.
01:09:23 It's just.
01:09:24 Oh, well, wait a minute.
01:09:25 There's a relationship with each other
01:09:28 now? Yeah, if you ask me, I.
01:09:29 Not everybody has a relationship with everybody.
01:09:31 I assumed it was a sexual relationship.
01:09:34 You did take this abomination.
01:09:35 How hard could this be to not do. Really?
01:09:38 How hard could this be? He's full of puns.
01:09:40 In fact, most everyone.
01:09:42 If the person you're dating
01:09:43 is an identical twin, then sleeping with them both is not a win.
01:09:46 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go
01:09:48 stop my client from making another mistake.
01:09:53 Jesus was risen yesterday.
01:09:58 Was he like.
01:10:00 That was a long time ago.
01:10:03 Sorry.
01:10:03 We we celebrated yesterday.
01:10:07 While we celebrated any time, because there is no time.
01:10:11 So do we want to be religious at all?
01:10:13 But at the.
01:10:14 I went to some place that I don't normally celebrate Easter with,
01:10:19 whatever the.
01:10:19 But there was somebody from church who like it was like, look, no,
01:10:22 but they like made that made this kid like like they like ask them.
01:10:27 I made a kid why we celebrate Easter.
01:10:29 It kind of like made the kid, like, tell us about Jesus.
01:10:32 And I just thought it was kind of odd and awkward, even though, like,
01:10:35 if that's what you want to believe, that's all fine and dandy.
01:10:37 If that kid goes to church with his bitch, goes to church.
01:10:39 That's funny.
01:10:40 But they, like, force the kid to like, do this performance.
01:10:44 I don't know, let's say it like a Taco Bell.
01:10:46 It was completely inappropriate.
01:10:48 No, it just, you know, say a prayer.
01:10:50 That's fine, I don't care. That's good.
01:10:52 But when you're, like, forcing the kid to, like,
01:10:54 do a religious dance just for the sake of, like, I don't know,
01:11:00 it's just weird to me.
01:11:01 My aunt is an atheist, and we started talking over Easter
01:11:06 because when I, I said, Happy Easter.
01:11:08 And she said, why are you saying that?
01:11:10 And I said, because today's Easter.
01:11:12 I didn't say, the Lord is our Savior and all the right hand
01:11:15 stuff and risen and stuff.
01:11:16 I just happy Easter, she said, well, it made me uncomfortable.
01:11:18 And then
01:11:20 my wife at dinner was like, we're going to say grace.
01:11:24 And we don't usually say grace.
01:11:26 But I think she did it as a point.
01:11:28 Like, we're kind of stubborn that way, you know? Yeah.
01:11:31 And then it opened up a huge dialog about you.
01:11:34 Then what is it?
01:11:35 If somebody says Merry Christmas to you or a Happy Easter and you're an atheist?
01:11:39 I'm not sure who I'm directing this at does that.
01:11:42 If I had a Happy Easter, does that affect me in any way?
01:11:45 She was offended. Grace.
01:11:47 People said it outside of our event
01:11:51 and she said it just made her very uncomfortable.
01:11:53 It was very weird. They should have known, she said.
01:11:57 You will say Grace Carey?
01:11:59 Yeah, you'll get into the Lord and you just go, hey,
01:12:02 you just kind of do a generality and then like at the end,
01:12:06 we bow our heads to pray.
01:12:09 Amen.
01:12:10 Every child be fed today.
01:12:11 There's a there. Oh, Lord, there you go.
01:12:13 We praise you.
01:12:15 What's wrong with that one?
01:12:16 God bless our heads and pray that every child on earth be fed today.
01:12:19 Amen, Amen, Amen.
01:12:21 She literally mumbled through that like we said it as quick as possible.
01:12:25 Just, you know, I don't know.
01:12:26 My wife has a thing, I guess. I don't know,
01:12:30 I'm sure.
01:12:30 Yeah, she's a woman.
01:12:31 That's not what I meant. She had my thing.
01:12:34 Let's make my life.
01:12:36 Let's make some.
01:12:37 Let's make fun of somebody else before we go over to Rumble.
01:12:41 Okay, here comes the blitz.
01:12:43 And here's Brady.
01:12:48 So this is for our audio viewers.
01:12:49 He's googling, is there wind on the moon?
01:12:52 Yours.
01:12:53 So listen we're going to knock.
01:12:54 These are audio.
01:12:56 If you know
01:12:58 our audio listeners.
01:13:04 Our visual listener partner,
01:13:08 so his all right, we're there's about six of these.
01:13:11 We're just gonna knock them out in my life where we go over to Rumble.
01:13:14 And so he says, there's no atmosphere.
01:13:16 There's no wind. What?
01:13:17 Everybody agree with that?
01:13:19 On the moon? No wind.
01:13:21 Okay, well, he shows he shows
01:13:23 the famous picture of the American flag.
01:13:27 That's gosh, he didn't show up for a while, but everybody
01:13:31 yeah, everybody that has watched MTV knows there's a wire holding it up.
01:13:35 And if you move something in space, it will swing a little.
01:13:37 It was not blowing in the breeze.
01:13:39 It was hanging on a wire. Right.
01:13:42 Okay, so that's
01:13:43 one of our stars visible from
01:13:47 the moon.
01:13:48 That answer I honestly don't know.
01:13:50 I've never been to the moon.
01:13:51 But I would I would have said that there was some weird effect with taking.
01:13:56 Just like on Earth.
01:13:57 Yeah, the camera. Camera will let any of them.
01:13:59 It'll just be black sky,
01:14:02 right?
01:14:03 But we should we should try to,
01:14:05 because it is a talk show.
01:14:06 We should be on that space.
01:14:07 We should try to go over the actual concept
01:14:09 first of why they think it is, and then we'll debunk it.
01:14:12 That might be more
01:14:13 than just no, no, let's just destroy.
01:14:15 Knock knock. Who's there? Gary. Because it's stupid.
01:14:17 Yes it's stupid I agree there.
01:14:20 Yeah. So it's the camera.
01:14:21 What? We just skipped that one already because we already said it.
01:14:23 The camera resolution. Right. It. Yeah.
01:14:25 Certainly cannot pick up
01:14:27 the stars.
01:14:30 Yeah, this is what we're looking at.
01:14:34 This one I don't.
01:14:35 This one I did not look up at all.
01:14:36 I could debunk all of them except this one.
01:14:40 Okay.
01:14:41 Moon versus Earth jump right.
01:14:46 Earth looks like.
01:14:48 What is that point? Six meters. Five.
01:14:49 Five times.
01:14:51 Is it five times?
01:14:54 But. Oh, you know what I did?
01:14:55 Look this up, I remember.
01:14:56 So here's the moon.
01:14:57 They show somebody in the same space suit jumping 2.7m.
01:15:03 But from my understanding,
01:15:05 it's not really seven meters.
01:15:07 That is a huge jump for my understanding though.
01:15:10 The the boots were weighted so they didn't fly off into space,
01:15:15 and it would lead me to believe that a human being has
01:15:17 a, you know, when the step is like one millimeter off, he trip on it.
01:15:20 So the human brain is conditioned for Earth, you know.
01:15:24 Oh yeah.
01:15:25 So they would probably make the weights on the, in the boots around their sack
01:15:29 they had on their backpack or whatever
01:15:31 equal or as close to as they could the earth.
01:15:33 So people knew how to walk. Right.
01:15:35 So that one's busted.
01:15:37 They kind of look clumsy.
01:15:40 Yeah.
01:15:40 And he's he's literally claiming that this jump is the this size jump. He.
01:15:47 Ain't happy.
01:15:50 Yes. Our imperial look up 8.5ft.
01:15:52 But with the with the weights in the boot, there's no way.
01:15:58 Okay, so this one
01:15:59 blew my mind when I first I literally this one threw me.
01:16:03 It says something about them.
01:16:04 First man to step on the moon.
01:16:08 Neil Armstrong.
01:16:10 Yeah.
01:16:14 Oh, I know the question.
01:16:15 It's a selfie stick.
01:16:17 No, no.
01:16:19 Oh, they show his boot.
01:16:21 There's this.
01:16:22 There's his boot. Can you see his boot here? I've seen that.
01:16:24 That's at the museum.
01:16:25 That's at the Neil Armstrong Museum in Ohio.
01:16:27 I've been there.
01:16:28 That's supposedly this.
01:16:29 This is a spacesuit that wasn't the one.
01:16:31 The one that's in that museum is actually tackling that.
01:16:34 The one that actually he wore supposedly.
01:16:36 Right.
01:16:37 But it was it might not be the exact one, but it's the same exact style.
01:16:40 It's he it's one he wore.
01:16:41 But it's not one. One you one.
01:16:44 Right.
01:16:44 So here's the first boot print on the moon.
01:16:46 And I literally was like 000 no.
01:16:49 Because at first I saw it in the,
01:16:50 in the thing and I'm like, oh my God, that's cool.
01:16:52 And then I'm like, wait, this never went to fucking them like, this is stupid.
01:16:55 But it did, it did it did.
01:16:57 That boot was on it.
01:16:58 But they had two suits for protection in case one tour.
01:17:00 And this one, this one had the outer galoshes.
01:17:03 Gosh.
01:17:04 Galatians galoshes.
01:17:06 How do you say that? Rubber?
01:17:08 Galatians.
01:17:09 No, that's a book about it. Philippians.
01:17:12 Is it
01:17:12 Galatians is really cool
01:17:14 because they do have like some pretty
01:17:16 historical stuff in there, but it is very small
01:17:18 and you get through it in like ten minutes.
01:17:19 It's yeah, it's not worth the drive.
01:17:22 Tourist trap
01:17:23 unless you do something else,
01:17:25 which there's nothing else to do in the Lima, Ohio area.
01:17:27 Gary would know so very easily debunked.
01:17:30 That's the outer of I grew up in Ohio.
01:17:32 Their booty, other booty.
01:17:35 But they're like, oh my God, it's totally different.
01:17:37 It is. It's totally different.
01:17:38 What looks like a bowling shoe and one looks like a fucking moon boot.
01:17:43 Wait, is that why they name those kind of style a boots, moon boots?
01:17:46 Moon?
01:17:47 Yeah.
01:17:51 What was that question?
01:17:53 So I apologize.
01:17:55 I've always had this question.
01:17:56 The who's filming because there they got different angles.
01:17:59 Neil Armstrong, moon landing video.
01:18:03 Oh okay. Man that's that's my selfie stick.
01:18:05 Did they just film it down a tripod?
01:18:07 And then it was on a boom.
01:18:10 What kind of.
01:18:11 That's a long ass boom.
01:18:12 What the fuck are you talking.
01:18:13 Yeah.
01:18:16 No. The camera, the two,
01:18:19 they moved into position before they got out of the the lander.
01:18:23 So I'm gonna put it in a position and then got out of the lander.
01:18:28 Yeah. No,
01:18:29 it's not moving with the lander.
01:18:31 They found they shot a perfect camera that was pointing right in the.
01:18:36 They had some.
01:18:36 We're going to other technology back then.
01:18:38 We're just figuring out how to go around the moon ones right now.
01:18:40 Yeah. Yeah.
01:18:42 Sling shot.
01:18:43 So we're going to look at this later on Rumble.
01:18:45 But this this one if you know how it happened or why we can see the footage.
01:18:49 And if you say selfie stick again say it.
01:18:52 Say what again.
01:18:54 Selfies didn't.
01:18:57 I don't know why these incredible
01:18:59 before that Artemus, did you guys see up to the Artemus launch
01:19:02 how they were, like troubleshooting some shit?
01:19:04 Like, I don't know,
01:19:06 20 minutes before they fucking launched it?
01:19:09 And it's like, what are you guys been doing the entire time?
01:19:11 Like, why you just finish this product and you just got done troubleshooting it,
01:19:15 and then we're like, all right, we're good.
01:19:17 Why wasn't this done like months ago? What
01:19:20 seems weird?
01:19:22 Check it every day.
01:19:25 Yeah.
01:19:25 They had a lot of work to do while they were in space too.
01:19:28 Like, why don't you do prep that before now?
01:19:31 They keep harping on the idea of like, oh, this is going to get us,
01:19:34 you know, we're going to practice getting there more because we're going
01:19:38 to start a civilization there and have a base there.
01:19:41 It makes sense.
01:19:42 If you have the IRS, you could have just a thing on the moon.
01:19:45 The main thing would be creating a jump off point,
01:19:47 because it would be cheaper to go to the moon like it's a layover,
01:19:51 you know, on your way to Mars or some shit.
01:19:53 You know? Yeah, stop at the moon.
01:19:55 Yeah. Good. Jump off point.
01:19:56 As far as, like, there being anything on the moon to do or
01:20:00 would be viable, like Jack's mom's house, other than experiments and shit,
01:20:06 we follow the show.
01:20:07 So when they talk about Moon base and shit
01:20:09 like that, it's like it's not what you know.
01:20:11 There's not going to be a whole.
01:20:12 But there will, because once you're once you're that far out of the atmosphere,
01:20:16 launching from the lunar, launching from the moon
01:20:19 will be so much easier than launching from the Earth.
01:20:21 Yeah, but that's that's also what a good horror movie is made out of.
01:20:25 We're not going to make a base on the moon.
01:20:26 We're going to make a base all the way around the atmosphere.
01:20:29 Elon Musk has this plan to put in 1 million
01:20:32 new satellites, all with server capabilities for I.
01:20:35 The ones that I were talking about that are going to the cooling is going to face
01:20:38 deep space and the heating and power is going to face the sun.
01:20:41 Get the power directly from the sun.
01:20:43 It's brilliant. He's going to do it.
01:20:46 Once we do
01:20:46 that, there won't be any need to go any farther.
01:20:50 This one through me to the actual shape of the earth
01:20:54 is an oblique oblate spheroid.
01:20:58 They showed it so quick, you fuckers!
01:21:01 Why wouldn't it be a totally different video?
01:21:04 Fucking meatball.
01:21:06 You know.
01:21:07 Well, because of it's an optical illusion.
01:21:09 Why, when you look out of the horizon, does it have a curve, even though you know
01:21:13 you're not clearly away it far, far enough to see the curve of the Earth?
01:21:17 That's an optical illusion.
01:21:20 Light actually bends before it hits your eye,
01:21:24 and your eye also make up.
01:21:25 It'll fill in the blanks if you know if you
01:21:28 it'll make things smooth that aren't smooth.
01:21:31 I'm going to try and pause it this time. There.
01:21:34 I've never
01:21:34 heard that the earth is this shape to that extreme.
01:21:37 Oh no blades here would in the middle.
01:21:40 It's actually pear shaped.
01:21:42 It's fatter at the bottom to.
01:21:44 Can you see though, what it looks like on the screen here.
01:21:47 Yeah it is because like the oddball flats that it's got are,
01:21:50 well, to be clear and with a grain of salt,
01:21:52 this is the same guy that we just debunked.
01:21:55 The other five things he said pretty quickly.
01:21:56 So it's probably not right.
01:21:59 It while it's on this with everybody, see the people freaking out
01:22:02 because Australia is too large.
01:22:03 So clearly they didn't land on the moon
01:22:07 did anybody?
01:22:07 Australia is really large but well, that that is true.
01:22:11 But so they showed pictures from the old
01:22:15 guard or whatever the old moon forest
01:22:19 and Australia looks smaller.
01:22:21 These people. Just to cut to the chase.
01:22:23 Knock, knock. Who's there? Gary.
01:22:25 The earth was upside down and they were looking at the top of Africa
01:22:30 and thought that that they thought that that was Australia.
01:22:35 Oh, that's very stupid.
01:22:37 Yeah, it's as stupid as as you're arguing and debating and trying to show everyone
01:22:42 how smart you are in the room and you say, what's animosity?
01:22:48 That happened over the weekend.
01:22:50 Yeah, that happened to me over the weekend.
01:22:51 I was a spectator.
01:22:53 Two very smart people arguing
01:22:56 and person said, well, what if somebody holds animosity to you?
01:23:00 And he's like, what's that? And he started explaining more and it was like a skit.
01:23:02 He's like, no, I mean, what's animosity?
01:23:06 I think
01:23:07 at that moment, yeah, yeah,
01:23:12 I wish I could remember your vocabulary comes up a little short.
01:23:15 I decided to stop being condescending.
01:23:18 Condescending means talking down to people.
01:23:23 Thanks.
01:23:24 You sure you don't mean chem descending?
01:23:29 That's like a chemical joke if you really go to it.
01:23:32 Okay. Good job into it.
01:23:35 It's also a.
01:23:36 So I thought it was seaweed.
01:23:38 That's what I was hoping. It wasn't.
01:23:41 We didn't finish it.
01:23:44 Oh, I finished all right. I.
01:23:51 We've had full disclosure on the particulates
01:23:54 being thrown into the atmosphere and contrails and people who claim
01:23:59 there are chem trails are still treated like their foil. And.
01:24:04 No, no, no no no. Hold on.
01:24:06 Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
01:24:08 People that think every contrail is a chem trail as foil headers.
01:24:12 I agree there are, there is the technology of chem trail.
01:24:15 I've seen it in simple crop dusting.
01:24:17 So yeah that technology. Oh yeah. Yeah.
01:24:19 They've even what do you know anything about it.
01:24:22 You used the word particulate.
01:24:24 Yeah.
01:24:25 Or do you know how many particulates are in our atmosphere
01:24:28 and how many chem trails it would take to actually make
01:24:30 any damn bit of even significant difference?
01:24:33 No, I don't either.
01:24:35 But I bet it's a lot. Yeah, I bet you.
01:24:39 Yeah.
01:24:39 Batch cutting, putting a drop of green dye in the ocean and going,
01:24:42 look, I'm trying to turn the ocean green.
01:24:49 And it was a lot of quiet.
01:24:52 Oh, yeah.
01:24:52 That makes for a bad show.
01:24:54 All right. We should go to Rumble.
01:24:56 Yeah.
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01:28:04 Oh, nice.
01:28:05 You're.
01:28:10 Already frozen.
01:28:15 No, I'm not frozen.
01:28:16 I was just fucking.
01:28:17 Oh, okay. Geez,
01:28:19 I was worried there for a minute.
01:28:20 So back to the swearing king list.
01:28:23 So if it was,
01:28:25 the, I don't know, Arctic, an alien race that lives thousands of years.
01:28:30 That would not be anyone's definition of the word God.
01:28:36 If you're talking about, the the, Arthur C Clarke,
01:28:42 any sufficiently advanced technology would be indistinguishable from magic.
01:28:48 That's not anybody's definition of the word God.
01:28:52 If you're talking about Spinoza's God
01:28:55 being the laws of physics and nature,
01:28:59 that's not anybody's definition of the word God.
01:29:04 Okay.
01:29:04 Sorry.
01:29:06 It would have to be something of a spiritual realm,
01:29:10 supernatural, disembodied spirit.
01:29:14 Yeah.
01:29:16 Mortal.
01:29:18 These are the qualities
01:29:21 of the word capital G. God.
01:29:25 And that's what I say.
01:29:27 Doesn't exist.
01:29:30 Not nature exists.
01:29:38 Extraterrestrials could exist.
01:29:43 Creatures that live thousands of years could possibly exist.
01:29:47 Advanced technologies could exist.
01:29:51 God can't
01:29:53 this time exist?
01:29:54 Okay, Gary?
01:29:57 No. Technically, no,
01:30:00 because of that, right, right.
01:30:02 But so with with three words, I annihilated your argument
01:30:08 because I could replace that was with does
01:30:10 God exist?
01:30:14 Wait,
01:30:14 you can replace the word time with word God, and it works.
01:30:18 No, no.
01:30:19 Does that mean you'll you'll answer it
01:30:22 and you'll say.
01:30:25 No, no, no, no, no or no, no, no.
01:30:29 And I'll say, but
01:30:32 there is
01:30:32 something well, we cannot define and I will prove that later.
01:30:36 I will make you believe that there's something beyond.
01:30:40 Oh, something beyond. Yes.
01:30:42 But I'm sorry. We would call God.
01:30:44 And that's beyond just the wrong word.
01:30:46 Conflating.
01:30:47 No, you're conflating it I never I well, let me rephrase that.
01:30:52 I can only speak for myself.
01:30:53 I'm not conflating it because I don't know what the fuck God is.
01:30:55 I think that's human's way of trying to define the shit you can't define.
01:31:00 So you what you're saying is absolutely correct, but it doesn't
01:31:02 necessarily make
01:31:04 it's not the fact that that that then nothing else exists
01:31:07 just because they called it the wrong thing.
01:31:10 These are all human lives. Yes.
01:31:13 Yeah yeah yeah, yeah.
01:31:14 Mine was simply that God doesn't need human concepts,
01:31:17 but if physics can't prove it and quantum physics can't prove it.
01:31:22 But there's still something that ties those two things together.
01:31:27 Then what is that?
01:31:29 See, I thought you were coming from the angle that,
01:31:32 Because I'll make the argument that if you say that God, exists
01:31:36 outside of time and space, and I just like I.
01:31:40 As I say, that time and space doesn't exist has nothing to do with it.
01:31:46 If it.
01:31:48 All right, so the video I'm going to show later,
01:31:50 which I probably won't because it's so fucking long.
01:31:52 They have now scientifically proven that one millimeter difference in height,
01:31:56 they can measure the time
01:31:59 difference.
01:32:01 So if if things are I can't explain it as well as that.
01:32:04 We're going to have to watch it.
01:32:05 But it literally, in my opinion, defines.
01:32:12 Especially when it gets to the observer watch it
01:32:15 it it somehow I can't
01:32:17 I can't define it if I try to you're going to make me look silly
01:32:20 and you'll have every right to do so, because no human being can ever grasp it.
01:32:24 In fact, the teachers that got close enough to do it,
01:32:27 which you despise use words like turn inside out,
01:32:31 cease to exist, flash so bright that you, you know no one can be near you.
01:32:36 Human mind cannot.
01:32:38 Which which, if you look at the human mind, does look like a little human figure
01:32:42 squatting for some reason.
01:32:43 Now, to me, now, a little bug person.
01:32:47 I don't know what any of this means for what you were saying.
01:32:49 I just wanted you to stop saying it,
01:32:51 okay? No.
01:32:52 We're in the sweet spot of ignorance where we.
01:32:55 We can't really understand everything, and that's a good thing.
01:33:00 That's a good thing.
01:33:01 But then how can you so confidently say there's there's no thing?
01:33:06 I'm not saying there's no thing.
01:33:07 I'm saying there's no God.
01:33:10 What, what I don't see, I don't like your defense is saying that the whole
01:33:13 you listed a bunch of a bunch of stories and examples of you aren't
01:33:18 God trying to explain to God and said, that's not God.
01:33:21 And I agree, but we have to also go further than that
01:33:25 and admit that there's no way that either one of us know anything.
01:33:29 Well, I'm willing to continue the list, but
01:33:33 coming up with an exhaustive list is is good.
01:33:37 Yeah. Crippling.
01:33:39 I like the Egyptian, one of the sun god RA.
01:33:41 That's one of my favorites.
01:33:42 Yeah, yeah.
01:33:44 And and, a lot of these are, like, demonstrably made up, you know,
01:33:51 the, the RA one isn't.
01:33:52 They followed the heavenly bodies.
01:33:53 They did the things do they can even
01:33:55 somebody even mapped it because, you know, okay.
01:33:56 What what is it?
01:33:59 A planet is not what anybody would call God.
01:34:06 What a celestial body.
01:34:08 They would call it the sun from God, and then it might get interpreted to the sun.
01:34:13 We've got words for celestial bodies.
01:34:15 It's celestial bodies.
01:34:17 God don't need to call God.
01:34:19 God didn't die on the rise in three days.
01:34:21 The story that I'm referring to from the Egyptians.
01:34:23 But the sun sure as fuck did.
01:34:27 Yeah,
01:34:28 sometimes some kind of December 2012 line.
01:34:32 It went out of the sky or darkened because they, you know,
01:34:35 they don't know how to explain it.
01:34:37 Three days later it came back. Sure enough.
01:34:41 Amen.
01:34:43 All right.
01:34:45 Okay.
01:34:45 Listen, Okay, man, we're all good.
01:34:47 Crip lady, I did already.
01:34:51 Okay?
01:34:52 Do the next one that I'll be white.
01:34:53 Black.
01:34:56 It'll be white black roller
01:34:59 blade.
01:34:59 You know, an astronaut, Neil Armstrong became the first human to set foot
01:35:03 on the surface of the moon.
01:35:05 The fucking moon, for Christ's sake.
01:35:08 This is Tranquility Base.
01:35:10 The eagle has landed.
01:35:13 Jesus Christ, Houston,
01:35:15 we're on the fucking move over.
01:35:18 Oh, Holy God, I hope so.
01:35:24 We're on the fucking.
01:35:26 Oh, I know, I don't.
01:35:27 I can put this up, but I love so I.
01:35:31 Oh fuck.
01:35:33 Oh I am fucking lutely.
01:35:37 I'm standing on the surface of the fucking most
01:35:41 tree.
01:35:41 The seat of Christ in a chicken basket.
01:35:43 The July 21st basket.
01:35:47 That's hilarious.
01:35:49 That's what he really said.
01:35:53 That's the only reasonable,
01:35:54 uncensored origin.
01:35:58 I think that's the real the real idea.
01:36:00 Broaden our mind.
01:36:02 We've got Lawrence.
01:36:05 We have more audio.
01:36:06 Yeah, we got more real audio about moon stuff.
01:36:09 I used to love real audio, I miss it.
01:36:12 Oh, yeah.
01:36:13 And now you know the rest of the story.
01:36:16 Or no one knows what that means.
01:36:19 Bob's your uncle.
01:36:20 We choose to lie about going to the moon.
01:36:22 We thought it would be easy, but we found out it's hard.
01:36:25 Like, really fucking hard.
01:36:27 Like we're going to have to lie about it. Seriously.
01:36:29 It's really, really fucking hard.
01:36:30 That shit won't happen for another
01:36:31 70 or 80 years the more we just got TV's not too long ago.
01:36:35 They're not even color yet.
01:36:36 How the fuck?
01:36:37 When we go to the moon, we choose to lie about going to go.
01:36:40 Not to confuse the American people, but because we, the ops is out to get us.
01:36:44 I have a plan though.
01:36:45 Hear me out.
01:36:47 We get a soundstage, some actors and a camera crew together.
01:36:52 Nobody will notice the difference.
01:36:54 Especially not the ops.
01:36:56 We are better, faster and smarter than the Ops Oxford comma needed Gary.
01:37:01 Or else. That sounds stupid
01:37:04 as long as the ops doesn't try to Charlie Kirk me,
01:37:07 I know I'll be able to pull off a second term as president,
01:37:11 and we're not really going to give a fuck whether you like it or not.
01:37:14 No, I'm off to go. It's on. Hot bitch.
01:37:16 Who is it? My wife hates motherfuckers.
01:37:20 JFK out.
01:37:23 Drop the.
01:37:23 My Bob's your uncle.
01:37:26 Do we have, breaking news on the finish of the game?
01:37:29 What I didn't hear.
01:37:30 Yeah, I said it many, many times. You have them one.
01:37:34 It's all right.
01:37:34 So you you owe them one.
01:37:37 You go blue one.
01:37:41 Yeah, they look strong.
01:37:42 I have them throughout the tournament.
01:37:44 They're winning by 30 points a game.
01:37:48 Oh, yeah. Okay.
01:37:49 So this guy wonder why he's missing so many fingers.
01:37:55 It looks like an uncircumcised penis.
01:37:57 Yes, I've seen one of those.
01:37:59 What's going on there? I don't understand what the.
01:38:01 So he's taking this angle grinder.
01:38:07 And he's putting these sticks in there.
01:38:09 That'll. That'll help.
01:38:11 That'll make it perfectly safe.
01:38:12 This is. I'll be honest,
01:38:14 safety video.
01:38:17 Look at those gloves.
01:38:19 His fingers are just getting in the way.
01:38:21 Yeah, and they did that one point.
01:38:24 They look like little penises. Now.
01:38:27 Yeah.
01:38:27 Maybe you should try some
01:38:29 because, like, he's done the the the his trial and error and so.
01:38:33 Right. Oh yeah.
01:38:34 And it looks like it's healed up just fine.
01:38:36 And he's working on other fingers. Right.
01:38:38 So yeah, at some point it's stopped.
01:38:41 So what he's working with now is kind of, you know.
01:38:44 Yeah.
01:38:45 Then the the cut off is now out of the way.
01:38:47 Exactly.
01:38:48 He's using the elbow hand more than the the he's right handed.
01:38:53 But man he almost
01:38:55 he trimmed a little close there.
01:39:02 Is anybody else thinking about this?
01:39:04 It's the nail clippers.
01:39:07 It's his right hand.
01:39:08 He can never wrap
01:39:10 them like part of his problem.
01:39:13 Yeah.
01:39:15 They shows wrench and all the little tines are broken off.
01:39:19 Like his poor little fingers.
01:39:24 He got like I don't want
01:39:25 give you anything like he does it because that's how you end up.
01:39:29 He finally started so dangerous.
01:39:32 They turn that on.
01:39:34 You're good if you want to jump on this over it.
01:39:40 Is that it?
01:39:40 That was that was it? Yeah.
01:39:42 Like I really want to fire it up because that looks so friggin dangerous.
01:39:47 I'm not doing that with my hand.
01:39:48 We're going to, by the way,
01:39:49 I've got my rider right over there and I'm not doing that
01:39:53 with the wooden spacers.
01:39:55 That's stupid.
01:39:57 That's insane.
01:39:58 No, no, no, I keep my hands out of danger.
01:40:03 Intentionally saw.
01:40:04 So I'm going to do something different on the show since it's already left.
01:40:07 Oh, please.
01:40:09 I'm going to ask if there's anything that we definitely want to talk to
01:40:11 with Gary that we can play right now from Rumble before playing him in order.
01:40:16 Yeah. Why?
01:40:17 What do you mean? Oh, before you, there's always something.
01:40:20 There's always something that's like. What the fuck, Gary?
01:40:22 We can do that now.
01:40:24 Not right
01:40:26 at all applies.
01:40:27 So we're going to have to do the time one and a whole nother episode.
01:40:30 I just I don't want to just skim through it.
01:40:33 It's I mean y'all.
01:40:34 So it's not like
01:40:35 I had a couple baking videos lined up for last week that we never played.
01:40:40 Yeah.
01:40:41 And that will still never play them.
01:40:43 Okay, good.
01:40:45 They're they're pretty good.
01:40:47 The best way for you to ensure your videos are to play,
01:40:49 to be played would be to stay and then request them.
01:40:53 Nah, I don't remember what I said.
01:40:57 All right then I'm just going to go to the first one.
01:40:59 I'm going to play 17 to play my anger. That's okay.
01:41:02 Are yours to screen when I are yours?
01:41:04 Turning green when I play them, I hope.
01:41:06 No, no.
01:41:08 But let me like reload. Maybe reloading.
01:41:10 Those are now you might be in the playlist hyphen playlist go to playlist.
01:41:14 No. Yeah yeah they are green.
01:41:16 No hyphen. The wrong thing.
01:41:19 Wait, should they turn red?
01:41:22 That's too confusing because and I know rumbles green.
01:41:25 You're right, you're right. You're absolutely right.
01:41:27 But it's wrong.
01:41:28 You're right.
01:41:28 I'm going to be the right way to do it.
01:41:30 But it's wrong okay.
01:41:32 By the fair enough to that number when there's still nine and ten.
01:41:37 Those are I don't because I don't care about those with Gary.
01:41:40 I'm going to that's our that's our shit.
01:41:42 Unless you put them at the back.
01:41:44 Yeah. You're right.
01:41:45 But then when I add I there's a mistake.
01:41:46 I added all the new ones and they went at the end.
01:41:50 All the rumble ones go to the end automatically.
01:41:52 Number.
01:41:53 Oh. 17.
01:41:55 Oh you do not.
01:41:56 Number 17 is the one I just said.
01:41:58 Yeah I was going to just play 17.
01:42:00 17 is a prime number.
01:42:02 Yeah. This is for you, Gary. Okay.
01:42:05 I'm number 17.
01:42:07 I knew that.
01:42:09 Oh, let's play this.
01:42:11 Are you a Christian?
01:42:13 Oh, Christian.
01:42:15 Gary, are you a Christian?
01:42:17 A cultural Christian?
01:42:21 Very, very much so.
01:42:22 Like, why is that exactly? Oh, Jesus saved my life.
01:42:25 Yeah, I'm a sinner.
01:42:25 Give my life to Christ. Most important decision I ever made.
01:42:27 So you believe the Bible is real? Yes.
01:42:29 I believe the Bible is true and real.
01:42:31 Why is that? Well, I could give you the answer.
01:42:33 There's never been an archeological discovery
01:42:35 that has contradicted the truth of the Bible. And then, of course, the wisdom.
01:42:38 There is not a truth of the Bible
01:42:39 that if you apply to your life, your life does not improved dramatically.
01:42:42 I'm sorry, I like Charlie.
01:42:44 I hate to interrupt, but isn't Gobekli Tepe
01:42:47 an archeological site?
01:42:49 Yes, it is.
01:42:50 Doesn't it imply or infer or describe
01:42:54 or show or exhibit some possibilities?
01:42:57 Well, maybe.
01:42:58 Or you know, I say
01:42:59 no, it's just I've never specifically says the timeline in the Bible.
01:43:02 That's what they'll say, right.
01:43:05 And the way he said it is
01:43:07 backwards, like there is no exodus.
01:43:11 There's no archeological evidence of an exodus
01:43:14 or a million Jews being enslaved in Egypt.
01:43:18 Like this is not historical data.
01:43:22 And and the archeological,
01:43:25 evidence doesn't support it.
01:43:28 But he said it backwards.
01:43:29 He said there hasn't been a discovery that contradicted the truth of the Bible.
01:43:33 I mean, of course it's
01:43:35 biblical scholarship.
01:43:38 What's the wisdom?
01:43:39 There's not a truth of the Bible that if you apply to your life,
01:43:41 your life does not improved dramatically.
01:43:43 And then finally, we have the most accurate and transparent
01:43:46 historically robust account that one can have of the most important
01:43:51 year ever to live in that has.
01:43:52 So if you stone everybody to death,
01:43:55 the Bible says you should stone everybody to death.
01:43:59 That would make life better.
01:44:03 Yeah.
01:44:03 Fuck, yeah. What are you talking about? Not.
01:44:06 Not for the person that's fucking off. Fight around.
01:44:08 Fight around.
01:44:09 Fuck! Wait.
01:44:09 What is it? Fuck. Fuck around. Find out.
01:44:13 Yeah, I could give you two examples just today
01:44:16 where I stoning them would have helped my life significantly.
01:44:22 How about,
01:44:24 euthanizing all the Canaanites?
01:44:27 The canines?
01:44:30 Yeah.
01:44:33 I don't know, any,
01:44:37 anytime you wipe out an entire population,
01:44:39 it's genocide.
01:44:43 Again.
01:44:43 What's wrong with that?
01:44:44 Yeah, what's wrong with that?
01:44:46 Which.
01:44:46 Okay, so which general are we talking about?
01:44:51 Are you.
01:44:51 You know, the world?
01:44:53 No, I don't know.
01:44:54 Or I wouldn't have asked.
01:44:56 Jesus of Nazareth.
01:44:57 And the resurrection is the is the pinpoint of my belief
01:45:00 that Jesus did rise from the grave
01:45:02 so that, to be fair, he did ask why he calls himself a Christian.
01:45:07 He didn't say, yeah, what? Why?
01:45:09 You know, we may live what makes Christian mythology real.
01:45:12 So that's not mythology, but that is theology.
01:45:15 If Genesis one one and the resurrection is true, anything in the Bible is possible.
01:45:20 You're looking at the greatest miracle.
01:45:22 The greatest miracle is creation.
01:45:24 And then the fact that Jesus rose from the dead,
01:45:26 I say, how do you know that Jesus rose from the dead?
01:45:28 Well, show me another historical piece of a story
01:45:31 where so many people willingly died a brutal death for a lie.
01:45:35 Every single person around him had everything to lose,
01:45:39 and yet they went to the absolute death
01:45:40 from Paul to Peter to the half brother of James saying that Jesus.
01:45:44 Okay, so
01:45:46 you say things like from A to Z to show
01:45:49 a huge gap of Peter to Paul, that's the saint, that's one fall away.
01:45:53 I mean, yeah, yeah.
01:45:56 They're right.
01:45:58 All right. Whatever.
01:45:59 Continue. Charlie, you're you're being a Pete.
01:46:01 This is Lord Jesus rose from the dead.
01:46:03 Not to mention, if you were going to fake a story,
01:46:05 you would not use female witnesses in the ancient world.
01:46:07 In the scriptures, it said that the the women were the first one
01:46:10 to see Jesus Christ.
01:46:11 If you're trying to fake a story, you would never do that.
01:46:13 Not to mention the 500 people that saw Jesus after he rose from the dead,
01:46:15 and then the later church that lived under persecution,
01:46:18 under the belief that Jesus Christ was the Son of God? Are you?
01:46:26 I he would roll over in his grave.
01:46:28 He heard himself say that he sounds so ridiculous.
01:46:34 He said, I know all that.
01:46:35 Yeah, you heard him in the movie.
01:46:37 I've heard it all.
01:46:39 It's,
01:46:40 We don't have 500 witnesses.
01:46:43 We have one testimony saying 500 people witness that it's.
01:46:48 There's a big difference there.
01:46:50 Like the difference between peeing in the pool
01:46:52 and peeing into the pool.
01:46:56 Big difference.
01:46:57 And it's just one of that stuff that where when you peed in the pool, you guys.
01:47:01 Yeah.
01:47:02 And then you get a about you never saw it firsthand.
01:47:05 That was a thing that actually existed.
01:47:07 That was the. Yeah.
01:47:08 There's a cat uncle that the dog does that.
01:47:11 No, no, there has never been I've never ran across that.
01:47:14 Yeah, it is life.
01:47:16 No one I've never
01:47:17 been one believes in the blue is the blue pee chemical.
01:47:21 But he doesn't believe in his Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ and the weak.
01:47:25 Right?
01:47:25 I believe in chemistry, but not fictional nonsense.
01:47:30 Okay, well, let's test that then.
01:47:33 Okay. Shall we?
01:47:35 Sure do. They have pee?
01:47:38 Pool blue is simply what I asked.
01:47:39 No, there is no chemical that turns pool water blue when someone urinates in it.
01:47:43 The idea of dye that instant detects instantly detects
01:47:46 urine is a widespread urban legend or wives tale,
01:47:49 used to scare children into using the restroom.
01:47:53 Oh, I believe it's still I want to believe.
01:47:57 No, I do.
01:48:00 Nope.
01:48:01 So knowing that now, maybe you'll be more open to.
01:48:04 And nope, I doubt it.
01:48:06 All right, I believe I want to believe.
01:48:10 There it is.
01:48:10 You know, man, if it wasn't for believing in what?
01:48:12 God man there, you wouldn't have anything in life.
01:48:15 Man, that was that would be so sad
01:48:19 if that was true, guys.
01:48:20 Better yet, thankfully it's, you know, because otherwise,
01:48:24 you're not going to make it in this world, man.
01:48:28 That's why Gary, the mindless, trendy man.
01:48:34 All mindless, trendy?
01:48:37 Yeah.
01:48:39 When the milk in your fridge has expired.
01:48:42 Where the devil is stuck in your shoe.
01:48:45 When you feel it.
01:48:46 It's take a short time for your stock at the end of a queue.
01:48:52 Don't get disgruntled or grumpy.
01:48:54 Yeah, try not to overreact.
01:48:57 Your blood pressure will fall when you simply recall
01:49:01 this one inescapable fact.
01:49:04 Soon you'll be dead.
01:49:06 But up
01:49:08 you go, pushing up daisies or cat in an urn when you're dead.
01:49:12 Mother, father.
01:49:14 And your crops will not care about all of your shit.
01:49:19 When the Wi-Fi is slow at your cafe
01:49:23 and they sat you right next to door, this is like ten minutes long.
01:49:27 If you would like to keep going now.
01:49:29 Okay? No.
01:49:33 That was a happy song, right, I liked it,
01:49:35 no, you know, did it give you comfort
01:49:39 about your time? See?
01:49:41 Makes me feel better about everything.
01:49:43 I can't even say your time here anymore because that doesn't exist.
01:49:47 There's some crazy shit that they learned in 2025.
01:49:50 And there there's an experiment that's going on right now that if they solve it,
01:49:54 they will prove that there is a
01:49:57 5% dive.
01:50:00 Can't I don't it's so I have to play it.
01:50:03 Baby, I was with you.
01:50:05 I really it takes me a little bit of time to understand what he was saying.
01:50:08 You know what I mean?
01:50:10 It's unfortunate because it takes me longer
01:50:12 than it takes to understand it, to actually say it.
01:50:18 Oh, dear.
01:50:20 What do you.
01:50:21 Oh, he's gonna like, you know, looks like, you know, maybe I don't know,
01:50:25 I don't know.
01:50:26 There was a time travel whistleblower named John Teeter,
01:50:31 titular John Teeter.
01:50:34 He said, we discovered time travel in 2034,
01:50:40 and he he uses two singularities and he can zip around
01:50:44 from time to time, but, he can go backwards on this timeline.
01:50:49 But every time he goes forward, he ends up on a different timeline.
01:50:52 And it's a multiverse kind of thing.
01:50:54 But, some of the, some of that stuff about like, the,
01:50:58 like there was a scary thing, like there's no time after like 25, 56
01:51:04 or something like that, but, but the this crazy
01:51:08 utopian future is,
01:51:11 they tell the citizens of the world at that point to do something productive.
01:51:16 Please.
01:51:18 And then you're free to do whatever you want.
01:51:21 It's interesting work without incentive.
01:51:24 That doesn't work out well, I know
01:51:28 I like how you believe that, but
01:51:30 no, I don't.
01:51:31 I'm telling you, there's there's, there's John Peters story out there, but
01:51:37 it appears we have a clip of the future where what everyone has no incentive.
01:51:41 This is like the future yet on the John Teeter story.
01:51:44 I hear you shit on religion cut off.
01:51:46 And so it was kind of I just got a different vibe from I was here.
01:51:50 Real quick point. Good.
01:51:52 Hey, boo,
01:51:54 you know where you at?
01:51:56 The future.
01:51:57 Make sure to look both ways before you're crossing the street.
01:52:02 Safety first, my boy.
01:52:07 So when I do travel time zones,
01:52:08 one of my jokes is I like to tell people that I'm from the future.
01:52:13 Yeah, and it takes them a second
01:52:14 to get out there, like, you know, some of the time,
01:52:17 every time you fly, you change your, your, your length of time, existing,
01:52:21 change the people after you meet back up with them on the ground real quick.
01:52:25 Well, I measured a different time, you know, where you at?
01:52:30 So make sure to look both ways before you cross in the shower.
01:52:32 Or 2 or 3 and
01:52:34 safety first.
01:52:37 In the future.
01:52:39 In the future,
01:52:41 I don't know.
01:52:42 I've got my little small little things that I like to pick up.
01:52:45 Do they have some I go by the wayside is that's still a thing.
01:52:48 I know some are still exists.
01:52:50 It just seems like it is a fad.
01:52:52 Fads that's come and go that those faddish.
01:52:55 I wish everything else would do that.
01:53:00 Nothing's permanent.
01:53:02 It's not instantly going.
01:53:07 Yeah, that's that's the something.
01:53:09 So you're on a link, right?
01:53:11 Go to the next one.
01:53:12 Skip 23 because 24 has it baked in.
01:53:14 It's a better link.
01:53:15 Oh see I thought they were both.
01:53:18 Yeah I just 23 has like the article in it but fucking 24 is it.
01:53:24 Does the whole shebang.
01:53:27 I want the whole shebang.
01:53:29 But for the Chase
01:53:32 you guys think that fucking you have player
01:53:34 it is fucking fucking asshole.
01:53:37 Yeah.
01:53:37 Axel Vandenberg, the BrewDog are you gonna play it or no.
01:53:42 Yeah, yeah. He hurt his leg in the game. Let's go.
01:53:44 This motherfucker.
01:53:49 So this has all kinds of shit in it,
01:53:51 okay? This.
01:53:52 It's not just a motorcycle crash.
01:53:54 I want to see it.
01:53:56 It's a moment where you saw a seven month old baby girl has been shot.
01:54:00 She's seen jumping up and down in panic for the family's privacy.
01:54:04 We're not showing their faces.
01:54:05 When she looked at us, running away with the baby is bleeding.
01:54:08 She go crazy.
01:54:10 Family had to run and his blood was gushing and gushing into Bodega
01:54:15 Harbor after gunfire erupted around 1:20 p.m., two men on a scooter
01:54:19 pass through the intersection of Moore and Humble.
01:54:22 Sitting at the
01:54:23 rear of the moped can be seen at Moore and Humble.
01:54:27 That is the most incredible street intersection I've heard today.
01:54:31 Yeah, more humble, more home being taking out a gun
01:54:35 and discharging at least two rounds.
01:54:38 Our seven victim was sitting inside one of these strollers.
01:54:43 The blood.
01:54:44 The baby was taken to the hospital where she died.
01:54:47 Detectives say this sent a sleep to crash their moped.
01:54:50 Head-On.
01:54:50 With a car just two blocks away with a bomb on their head.
01:54:53 A crash into the no. Ten flip moment.
01:54:56 Police like definitely stops and is like, hey, are you okay?
01:54:58 I think and it's like, dude, if you only knew it.
01:55:00 They like, they want to shoot you and take your fucking car like
01:55:04 they want to get
01:55:05 away with some shit right now.
01:55:08 You say the man sitting in the car is one
01:55:10 like he tries to step on it and it just I Briere is not here.
01:55:15 You are in custody on an unrelated charge.
01:55:17 As he's being questioned in the shooting,
01:55:19 the driver of the moped abandoned the scooter and is still on the run.
01:55:23 Mayor Mamdani calling this a dark day.
01:55:26 There are no words that can mend the heartbreak
01:55:29 this family is feeling now, now, embrace.
01:55:32 Watch. Whatever there are.
01:55:33 We caught them. We hung them.
01:55:36 I mean, it might not fix anything, but it helps.
01:55:38 Oh, doesn't mean enough to kill the whole.
01:55:42 It's not that it's been left in their lives.
01:55:45 It's a moment a mother realizes her.
01:55:51 Yeah.
01:55:52 That's all. That's what it's done.
01:55:54 Yeah, it started over.
01:55:56 Okay. Never mind.
01:55:57 I thought they already did the slow mo. The.
01:56:01 Yeah, it's pretty cool,
01:56:05 Oh, you could jump to more baby stuff, but that would be jumping the line
01:56:10 is 28.
01:56:10 Is another baby.
01:56:17 You want me to play that one?
01:56:19 If you want.
01:56:20 Yeah. Let's do a palate cleanser.
01:56:23 But another two to the babies.
01:56:24 Back to back.
01:56:25 Yeah. Let's just
01:56:27 just that baby it. Oh. Never mind.
01:56:29 Good to go
01:56:31 cooking a bit.
01:56:33 How about them puppy?
01:56:34 Those babies do it.
01:56:37 Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
01:56:41 duh duh duh duh.
01:56:45 Oh. We got.
01:56:45 Okay, this is real good. That's it.
01:56:49 I didn't send it in.
01:56:49 I love that song below.
01:56:52 Average. Average.
01:56:57 Yeah.
01:56:57 She's older if you think she's probably oh, she's old.
01:57:00 So that's not bad.
01:57:01 When you when you realize she's old,
01:57:03 right.
01:57:04 Makes Mary Burke say one more time.
01:57:06 I don't know if we realize that she's old.
01:57:09 Makes it better.
01:57:10 She knows she's old.
01:57:12 Oh, my life.
01:57:14 Every morning.
01:57:18 Hot off.
01:57:20 I don't give a shit.
01:57:21 What is this? Fucking page six again?
01:57:23 I got no video.
01:57:25 What is it?
01:57:26 All right, Craig six.
01:57:27 It's the other baby.
01:57:29 Why did you jump?
01:57:32 You said.
01:57:32 I thought you said jump.
01:57:34 You said two babies in a row.
01:57:36 Yeah, I said, all right, let's do a palate cleanser first.
01:57:38 Let's have this one.
01:57:41 Does not have a, video, video.
01:57:44 But there was a body of a newborn baby
01:57:45 that was found inside a portable toilet near a, popular rest waffle House.
01:57:49 Authorities revealed the baby was alive at birth.
01:57:51 Apparently, the restaurant chain is waffle House.
01:57:54 It was made in Louisiana.
01:57:55 And trust me, it was not when I was just there,
01:57:59 which I was just there.
01:58:01 Emergency services were called in the area.
01:58:04 Woman allegedly walked into the restaurant and told staff
01:58:06 she had given birth in a nearby portable toilet.
01:58:09 I like how you made the actual birth sound.
01:58:12 The baby popped out, man.
01:58:15 Yeah.
01:58:16 Police and paramedics were dispatched to the waffle House at 52 West Bank
01:58:20 Expressway around 3:17 a.m.
01:58:22 local time.
01:58:22 Officers later found the baby boy's body in the tank of a porta potty
01:58:26 at a construction site near the Mississippi River
01:58:29 at 62 Westbank Expressway, around a block away.
01:58:33 So there are Ty in this fucking waffle House.
01:58:35 Did this a little too hard, like she just walked into the
01:58:40 who does that?
01:58:41 I mean, if you're going to toss a baby
01:58:43 and you're going to walk into the nearest establishment,
01:58:45 go, yeah, yeah, I guess what I just did.
01:58:48 Hey, ma'am, you got a coupon?
01:58:49 No, but I got this.
01:58:51 You guys got some rags, I got I got some shit to clean up here.
01:58:54 I wash up in your bathroom.
01:58:55 Ma'am, if you're going to have a child and I.
01:58:57 Right, rusty, you're going to have to buy something.
01:58:58 Please.
01:59:00 So, according to the Jefferson Parish
01:59:02 Coroner's office, the infant's body was discovered in liquid cleaning.
01:59:05 Cleaning chemicals inside the portable tank.
01:59:08 An autopsy found the baby died from asphyxia by drowning.
01:59:11 So definitely was still valuable.
01:59:14 Oh, that's.
01:59:15 You say viable?
01:59:16 You mean to put on the waffles?
01:59:18 It was still or.
01:59:20 Yeah, a viable like.
01:59:23 That's just the classic abortion, right?
01:59:25 That's what they do anyway, right?
01:59:27 I have no idea.
01:59:28 A newborn weighed 7.2 pounds and had been out a classic
01:59:32 mother's pregnancy.
01:59:33 A baby had not been given a name.
01:59:36 So let's, Do you think you want to name the baby?
01:59:38 Can we name the baby?
01:59:41 We're asking people, why do you like waffle House?
01:59:44 You know what? I really like this about a waffle House.
01:59:46 I can stop by your anytime, day or night that I've been patient.
01:59:49 And how about, Teddy, whatever this guy's name is,
01:59:53 is it good breakfast, lunch or dinner?
01:59:56 If it doesn't matter what time I leave the morning
01:59:58 or what time I get down of the evening, I can come to the waffle House.
02:00:01 Know what I really like about it?
02:00:03 When I end up at the doghouse, I can always come to waffle House
02:00:07 and then after it is sandwich much sandwich chef Ramsay
02:00:13 yeah.
02:00:13 Officials, said the infant is likely to receive a pauper's burial,
02:00:18 and thus four people come forward before the end of April.
02:00:20 What does that pay you, PR?
02:00:23 Super poor people by back when nobody's going to, like, take like,
02:00:29 responsibility for it because it says unless relatives come forward or forward
02:00:32 by the end of April.
02:00:33 This refers to a basic
02:00:35 okay, this refers to a basic funeral paid for by the state or local authority.
02:00:38 When a person dies.
02:00:38 Wait, there's three stem cells or some stem cells.
02:00:41 All we have to do is.
02:00:42 Yep. In the local area, every pickup locally.
02:00:46 So child's mother was homeless at the time of birth.
02:00:49 Under the law, babies can be left at hospitals,
02:00:54 fire stations, police stations or public health units
02:00:56 without risk of being prosecuted for abandonment.
02:00:59 Babies can then be treated at hospital, so.
02:01:04 That hospital important?
02:01:06 I just
02:01:07 mothers know that they can use the safe haven law.
02:01:09 So yeah, you can just drop that bitch off.
02:01:11 I was done and I just I didn't want to say 10:00 and dropped it off at that.
02:01:16 They're taking over there.
02:01:17 They don't take care of it.
02:01:19 Now I can just go and get preggers again.
02:01:22 Yeah, that happened with Mrs. Gary.
02:01:24 And then Gary made me a sandwich.
02:01:26 So we're out here
02:01:29 for me.
02:01:32 Let's talk in the kitchen on a Friday night in Europe.
02:01:36 If I could have, you know,
02:01:38 we'll do la forma de la Croix.
02:01:40 I don't
02:01:42 I don't just you don't do this is if la
02:01:46 let us do this on.
02:01:48 I do like on food.
02:01:51 The Philadelphia can up the simple.
02:01:56 Okay.
02:01:57 Well, if I didn't stick it.
02:02:00 Oh, partner.
02:02:04 This him it's a Ducati.
02:02:07 Even if I get to rest.
02:02:10 But I'm in Philadelphia.
02:02:14 She tried to go to a local peanut simulator.
02:02:17 She did?
02:02:18 I have egg rolls in my wrist.
02:02:20 I grew up with brother.
02:02:22 It was literally no pasta.
02:02:26 I'm the only one just laughing my ass off for no reason at dinner.
02:02:30 Like, do you want an egg? Do you want an egg roll?
02:02:32 Do you want to egg roll? Oh, no.
02:02:33 Egg roll. Who?
02:02:35 Why are you saying it that way?
02:02:36 To the vegetable egg roll.
02:02:38 It's 1.0.
02:02:44 Egg roll.
02:02:44 I don't know, I just like, I just like how raunchy she is.
02:02:49 How bet you do.
02:02:51 How wrong it what she is.
02:02:53 It's so the.
02:02:55 That's why I put this in front of this one rough night I was she
02:03:01 was evil. I
02:03:04 was she, you know, I'll tell you that
02:03:07 little one. No,
02:03:10 it's too bad. Together.
02:03:11 What is it
02:03:14 you learn from her?
02:03:15 Editing is very delicate.
02:03:19 Well, she
02:03:20 she's got a video
02:03:23 of the air and making that noise. So.
02:03:27 Is that a sandwich?
02:03:28 Yeah. Sandwich? Yeah.
02:03:29 I will cook
02:03:32 the lesson.
02:03:33 So I'm doing
02:03:36 nondestructive.
02:03:38 Pretty sure. Looped.
02:03:40 It is.
02:03:42 Yeah.
02:03:44 That's the first time I shared one of her videos, but,
02:03:48 I don't think we'll be watching any more of her.
02:03:51 I don't think you guys quite enjoy it quite as much as I do not.
02:03:55 But I almost like half understand it.
02:03:59 Like nearly half,
02:04:03 I don't trust the French.
02:04:04 You know who else I don't trust anybody.
02:04:08 I don't trust,
02:04:12 What's somebody, a disabled motorist?
02:04:14 That. That's not what I'm trying to.
02:04:16 Somebody who's retired.
02:04:18 Oh, blind driver
02:04:20 know somebody who's broken down.
02:04:22 I don't know what to call them.
02:04:24 Oh, the road.
02:04:25 Oh, yeah.
02:04:26 Disabled vehicle. Okay. Oh.
02:04:30 Oh, that was a Segway
02:04:32 to you.
02:04:34 It was a non Segway.
02:04:36 Oh. Segway there.
02:04:40 All right. Let's see what this is.
02:04:42 There's no sound on this video so we can't get distracted.
02:04:47 I'm kind of distracted.
02:04:52 Wait.
02:04:52 There's a street sign.
02:04:56 I think it's reversed.
02:04:58 There's a street sign with no sign on it.
02:05:00 That's confusing.
02:05:05 I don't even know where the sign went.
02:05:06 Y'all saw it?
02:05:08 I was going, oh.
02:05:10 Then I'm gonna go back farther.
02:05:12 Yeah.
02:05:12 Right there.
02:05:13 See, there's a sign with no sign on it.
02:05:15 Why is that? There?
02:05:19 That is nothing.
02:05:20 No story.
02:05:20 I just noticed that it's for the other direction.
02:05:23 Right. But no signs on that side either.
02:05:25 Go back.
02:05:26 Oh, wow. There's police right there, too.
02:05:28 I didn't notice that.
02:05:32 Oh. This might be the whole video.
02:05:34 Well, that's good, though.
02:05:35 It's only three minutes long. Oh, here.
02:05:36 Okay, here's our disabled motor.
02:05:38 Not only is he disabled, but he looks injured.
02:05:42 You see him?
02:05:43 Do you see him?
02:05:44 Yeah.
02:05:45 He's got a red shirt on laying in front of a white car.
02:05:56 Oh. He's okay.
02:05:58 Or is he okay?
02:06:05 Oh, well, what do you do now?
02:06:08 Why hasn't he already gassed it?
02:06:09 Dude, I would have fucking random over when he was in front.
02:06:13 Just. Just like that.
02:06:15 Holy shit. He's been the fuck out of them now,
02:06:18 Oh, that was a good one.
02:06:21 That one landed.
02:06:23 Oh, that one was it.
02:06:24 Don't hit him in the back of the head. You're just gonna hurt your hand.
02:06:27 All right,
02:06:29 you go for the neck,
02:06:31 getting them in the back of the neck.
02:06:33 I've got a real problem with this.
02:06:34 Because the only people that stop the whole people are good people.
02:06:38 So the only people that get attacked in this case are good people.
02:06:42 I can't find any backstory to this.
02:06:44 I don't know if he was unconscious and woke up or if it was a trap.
02:06:47 His door.
02:06:49 You'll notice his door on the white car looked like it was fucked up.
02:06:52 Look like it was bent over. Yeah, it was like, oh yeah.
02:06:56 The champion has beaten off the challenger,
02:06:59 at least for now.
02:07:05 Okay, so that was graphic.
02:07:09 That was the kind of brown shirt is the driver of the car that snapped.
02:07:14 Yeah, but but now he's still getting his ass kicked.
02:07:17 So there are other people that stopped.
02:07:21 And they are kicking the shit out of him.
02:07:23 Actually, you can't see it, but they are.
02:07:26 Okay. Good luck.
02:07:28 Fucking loser. Coward.
02:07:31 Coward. Loser.
02:07:32 Fucking cunt.
02:07:41 I don't know if it's over eight cars away.
02:07:44 At least he's. He's getting away, sir.
02:07:47 How are they looking away?
02:07:49 Yeah, he's getting away.
02:07:50 Is that although it is weird.
02:07:52 It is weird because I had, not a similar incident,
02:07:56 but I had an incident where somebody was breaking into one of my cars.
02:08:01 Took my girlfriend, who ended up being my wife's purse,
02:08:05 and then me and this other
02:08:07 gentleman who was much younger than me and very athletic.
02:08:11 I was like,
02:08:11 let's get him, because we went outside and I was like, once we secured the car,
02:08:15 he ran away.
02:08:16 I'm like, I try to chase him a little bit, but I was probably 30.
02:08:20 The 25 year old, chased him down for two hours
02:08:23 and caught the motherfucker. Wow.
02:08:27 But then we were like, okay, this is before cell phones.
02:08:30 Mind you.
02:08:31 Yeah. Like what? We caught him. What do you.
02:08:33 What do you do? Just wait for the police to arrive.
02:08:35 Call the police. Beat the shit out of him. Kill him.
02:08:38 We were literally having to. He's like, dude, why you do?
02:08:40 Why you dog me, man? You just.
02:08:41 You should just let me go.
02:08:42 Why are you dogging me? Like.
02:08:44 Because you broke into the wrong car.
02:08:45 You broke into my car and took my wife's purse.
02:08:49 And then when we started chasing you, you didn't even dump the purse.
02:08:51 You tried to still run away and get shit out of the purse.
02:08:54 And we were poor. We were paupers.
02:08:56 There was nothing to steal.
02:08:58 Maybe a half pack of cigarets.
02:09:00 And you were doing poppers?
02:09:03 Oh, yeah?
02:09:03 How low can you poppers?
02:09:04 Those are so good. No.
02:09:09 So. Yeah.
02:09:09 What would you do once you caught somebody that, you know, doing?
02:09:12 Not something horribly wrong.
02:09:13 Like you need to defend yourself to the death, but
02:09:16 like theft or some asshole attacks you on the road,
02:09:20 I'd give them a beating that they would
02:09:22 remember for a while and take back the property.
02:09:25 But what if he starts crawling away?
02:09:26 Are you done? You just let him. Don't run.
02:09:29 Let him go.
02:09:31 Look, you can still see him in the door.
02:09:32 Reflection, writhing in pain.
02:09:34 Yeah, I don't I don't press charges.
02:09:36 I don't sue.
02:09:38 Oh, the police will take care of that.
02:09:40 It's out in public. You don't need to press charges.
02:09:43 Okay?
02:09:47 I think they'll press charges
02:09:49 on behalf of you for the state.
02:09:54 Let me speed it up a little bit.
02:09:56 Oh, I got subpoenaed.
02:09:59 I have to show up to court today.
02:10:01 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What?
02:10:04 I got subpoenaed.
02:10:06 I shouldn't say that word.
02:10:07 Subpoenas.
02:10:09 I got subpoenaed.
02:10:11 Yeah.
02:10:12 So sexy.
02:10:15 You might remember from a previous show,
02:10:19 someone who built this studio behind me.
02:10:24 Hey, there.
02:10:24 Just wanted to give you a quick update on what's been going on around here.
02:10:29 It's not him, but, But
02:10:34 the, the.
02:10:35 Yeah, the guy who who built all this,
02:10:38 he's back in jail.
02:10:41 So we're not going to be seeing
02:10:43 our other our friend for quite some time.
02:10:47 Does he do things wrong? Bad.
02:10:49 He don't say anything.
02:10:52 No, he I not that I know of.
02:10:55 And that's why I'm going to make a terrible witness.
02:10:58 They're they're making me a hostile witness in his case.
02:11:01 Seriously?
02:11:03 Yeah.
02:11:04 And, I have one thing to say.
02:11:06 Yeah.
02:11:10 Oh. Yeah.
02:11:29 All these charged with, the
02:11:30 the subpoena that I saw was driving on a suspended license plate.
02:11:35 Number one.
02:11:36 I didn't see him driving for number two.
02:11:39 I didn't see his license suspended.
02:11:41 So I'm not a good witness.
02:11:46 I didn't see anything.
02:11:49 So how helpful am I going to be?
02:11:51 But I'm going to take the day off,
02:11:53 dress up, go into court.
02:11:56 They're going to make you
02:11:59 say, say something.
02:12:00 Don't say. Yeah. Do you have to say anything?
02:12:02 I do not recall. We shouldn't talk about it.
02:12:04 I do not recall it.
02:12:08 Right.
02:12:09 It doesn't matter. Oh.
02:12:13 Oh, no.
02:12:14 Oh, I know you can't incriminate yourself, but I.
02:12:17 I don't want to incriminate my body either.
02:12:20 My J Navy is not playing,
02:12:27 That's not cool.
02:12:29 Come on. Jaden, did you hear about J.
02:12:31 Navy, former piston?
02:12:34 No. Fuck.
02:12:39 What happened is the breaking news.
02:12:41 No. Oh.
02:12:44 Very good.
02:12:48 J Navy was waived by the Bulls because
02:12:53 they have pride month
02:12:55 in the NBA, and he okay, doesn't.
02:12:57 He's very Christian.
02:12:59 Okay. Yeah.
02:13:01 So he said something to the effect, which I'm going to find it.
02:13:05 I'll find another.
02:13:08 There we go.
02:13:10 I just had to find another link of the same thing
02:13:12 I actually had just him talking.
02:13:14 But this is somebody else talking about it. We'll just have to deal with
02:13:18 an Ivy after only playing
02:13:19 four games with the team for racist anti LGBTQ
02:13:23 comments on social media, including this 45 minute live stream
02:13:27 on his Instagram where he said A few of these things.
02:13:32 That the world can proclaim LGBTQ.
02:13:40 Right.
02:13:41 They have, they have.
02:13:42 They proclaim Pride Month and the NBA,
02:13:47 they proclaiming,
02:13:49 they proclaim they they show it to the world.
02:13:52 They say, come, come,
02:13:54 come join us for pride, for pride month.
02:13:58 I'm going to come to celebrate unrighteousness.
02:14:02 I'm going to come.
02:14:05 They proclaim it almost evil, sinister.
02:14:11 They put it on the billboards.
02:14:14 They proclaim the streets unrighteousness.
02:14:20 So how is it that that one can't speak righteousness?
02:14:24 How is it one that how, how how are they to say that, You.
02:14:29 Man, this man is crazy.
02:14:32 Don't you don't want to talk the way this Bible talks.
02:14:36 You should keep your mouth shut,
02:14:39 make judgments
02:14:41 on certain things.
02:14:47 So? So how is it
02:14:48 when when the gospel is preached?
02:14:53 That people hate it,
02:14:56 don't want.
02:14:57 They don't want to hear it and they think is is strange
02:15:01 when someone preaches the gospel, the true gospel.
02:15:05 God did not make
02:15:08 a man
02:15:10 to to be with a man. How?
02:15:13 How God did not make a girl to be with a girl.
02:15:18 God made a man.
02:15:21 Why are you for the purpose of procreation?
02:15:24 Let's just be real. Other child. How else?
02:15:26 How can a woman, how can a woman bear a child with a woman?
02:15:32 How? Homeless.
02:15:36 They they they go to the doctor and they they, it's
02:15:41 it can't happen physically.
02:15:43 They have the same body part.
02:15:44 They cannot grow. They cannot have.
02:15:47 They cannot bear
02:15:49 to tried to show that to Gary with the unless they get something sweet.
02:15:53 Oh yeah. Right. Yeah. God.
02:15:54 God help me. Repeat.
02:15:56 Did it work on my woman? No.
02:15:59 He made a woman theory for the man night.
02:16:02 That's.
02:16:02 That's why that's exactly what God made.
02:16:05 He made things good.
02:16:06 He made the trees.
02:16:08 He made the sun.
02:16:11 If the sun was ever closer, we would burn.
02:16:14 But he made it in a proper place.
02:16:16 So that that we have.
02:16:18 We get the proper light as above, so below.
02:16:21 In the day, we had one more video
02:16:24 that one more close up the, the grass.
02:16:30 I'm not even going to end.
02:16:30 I'm going to act like he's still here.
02:16:32 So in the contrast to that, seems like a righteous, wholesome man,
02:16:37 whether with whether you believe what he believes is poppycock or not,
02:16:43 he still is trying to say that he has a standard
02:16:46 that doesn't equal the standard of his employer.
02:16:50 And his employer fired him for that.
02:16:57 And on the other hand,
02:16:58 now here's our government,
02:17:01 former government actually,
02:17:04 wait, is this video not going to play either?
02:17:06 Is he a government official?
02:17:11 Oh my God, something is wrong with all my videos.
02:17:15 Oh, there goes the Daily Mail show.
02:17:17 The husband of now former Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi
02:17:20 Noem is pretty funny, wearing what looked like fake breasts.
02:17:24 Why ain't all of it raises security concerns about potential
02:17:28 blackmail attempts and vetting procedures, or the lack thereof?
02:17:32 Nobody cares. What do you want? So this is CNN.
02:17:35 Why are they outraged over like, some trans she used to be saying, is
02:17:39 right there, right there.
02:17:40 They're literally shaming trans.
02:17:42 Tell us more because it's so bad.
02:17:46 How dare you hear about the story?
02:17:47 Well, Jake, this news about Brian Nome is ricocheting all the country.
02:17:52 Now, all of a sudden, all of a sudden,
02:17:53 the left is laughing with us at trans stuff.
02:17:55 It's because I'm laughing at this.
02:17:57 This is hilarious.
02:17:58 I feel bad for the Nome bitch, I don't you didn't see.
02:18:00 Oh, we're ready for this bar.
02:18:02 The pictures too, as they appeared in the Daily.
02:18:07 Too. Those are balloons.
02:18:09 It's weird. In the nipples are so like.
02:18:11 It's like
02:18:12 they made fun of it pretty good on SNL.
02:18:15 I don't like SNL. They have been funny for a long time.
02:18:17 But they did.
02:18:18 They when they did the whole show.
02:18:20 Him dressed for the trans.
02:18:21 But all right. So I got gotta
02:18:25 man who has a slightly odd sexual proclivity.
02:18:27 They had an issue with this.
02:18:29 This.
02:18:33 Was the admiral of the fucking Navy
02:18:37 this this Rachel Levine.
02:18:42 Whoa, man.
02:18:44 No, I'm just saying that they allowed this.
02:18:46 They made, you know, they didn't just.
02:18:47 They didn't say, oh, this is black male material,
02:18:51 right?
02:18:53 But this guy
02:18:56 and I mean, I don't their
02:18:58 balloons, it's just weird.
02:19:01 It's in costumes with extremely large breast.
02:19:05 This is the husband of Christina Larson, who is like who?
02:19:10 You said the secretary of the Department of Homeland Security for President
02:19:14 Donald Trump.
02:19:15 She is now a special envoy appointed by Trump as part of a security
02:19:20 initiative aimed at combating drug cartels, a New York Post says.
02:19:24 A representative for the news said Kristi Noem is devastated
02:19:29 by this news and her family was blindsided by it.
02:19:32 There is no indication that this had anything to do with her
02:19:36 dismissal from Homeland Security and the mail, says Trump told them
02:19:40 he is surprised by the family's statement about Brian's behavior.
02:19:45 They confirmed it, the mail says Trump's
02:19:48 well, wow, I feel badly for the family if that's okay.
02:19:51 He almost did the Trump voice for a second. That's kind of cool.
02:19:54 Well, wow, that's too bad. Can't rewind.
02:19:57 I just going about it.
02:19:59 Of course, this is precisely that kind of matter
02:20:01 that security experts have long said must be ferreted out
02:20:05 during the confirmation process for this has to be a joke
02:20:08 because it presents such an obvious he's trolling the entire party
02:20:12 might want to blackmail or leverage that information against Kristi Noem.
02:20:17 Undoubtedly, there will be a lot of questions from Congress.
02:20:19 Well, they sure were polite enough to wait till she was.
02:20:22 She knew nothing about fire.
02:20:23 If it did know why, it went ahead with Noem's confirmation.
02:20:29 I'm thing
02:20:30 that's comical about this whole situation.
02:20:33 I dare you all to find one thing
02:20:36 that's comical about this whole situation.
02:20:40 Derek, I dare you.
02:20:42 I dare you to make a joke about my big beautiful balloon breasts.
02:20:47 I dare you, Michael. Hey!
02:20:50 Hey, Michael, and dare you to kink shame me on national TV
02:20:54 about my insane clown Juggalos and tiny
02:20:58 teeny little pink bike shorts.
02:21:02 No, man, I got nothing to say.
02:21:03 Good. That's all I had.
02:21:06 So I got you audience, Anything to say?
02:21:10 Anything.
02:21:13 You got anything to say?
02:21:15 Liberal New York, about a conservative man's blogs.
02:21:21 Exactly, I thought so.
02:21:23 Thank you. Cards. Thank you. Card.
02:21:25 Guys, do you have anything to say about my bimbo
02:21:28 business?
02:21:35 Exactly, I thought so.
02:21:36 And Lorne Lorne Michaels, care to comment on my big Chumbawamba?
02:21:46 Thoughts on what?
02:21:47 About my wife, Kristi Noem?
02:21:49 Anything to add about my sweater?
02:21:51 Puppies.
02:21:54 Did someone say puppies?
02:21:59 Oh, right.
02:22:00 Okay. You know, it's funny.
02:22:01 And dog Christy shot has anything to say? Oh.
02:22:09 Good boy.
02:22:10 And you, la roach.
02:22:15 Mama,
02:22:16 you need to snatch that waist in and turn them things out.
02:22:19 Shoulders back, pussy forward
02:22:23 because you thought you ate, but you rcmp
02:22:26 not the one hunting.
02:22:32 Okay.
02:22:33 Oh, I knew Colin.
02:22:34 You got a little smile all over your face, a little Gran.
02:22:38 Want to say anything about my party City poppers?
02:22:44 No. Absolutely not.
02:22:46 I don't want to say anything, but if I did, it would probably be
02:22:49 something like.
02:22:54 Sweet.
02:22:55 I dare you all to find one thing.
02:22:58 That's Kyle.
02:22:58 It's the Brady and show Brady and all.
02:23:01 Gary ends up of and so below because he's so close Brady.
02:23:07 And for sure we're doing it our way.
02:23:11 We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady
02:23:14 and John show it's Brady and draw.
02:23:17 It's their show. No Brady draw.
02:23:36 One the
02:23:40 mash up. They're back working.
02:23:41 That's good.
02:23:43 Or is it bad?
02:23:45 No way. I.
02:23:58 Know.
02:24:00 Yeah.
02:24:01 Let's get.
02:24:07 32 viewers.
02:24:08 It'd be nice if you could continue.
02:24:10 Two thumbs up. Like the video?
02:24:13 Thumbs down.
02:24:14 If you don't like the video.
02:24:20 Oh. Just don't do that.
02:24:27 Oh, shit.
02:24:28 You play heavy
02:24:31 now? I spent my time.
02:24:33 Cowbell
02:24:35 yesterday.
02:24:41 I. Got.
02:25:12 I remember Gary
02:25:13 saying something about one being the loneliest number in the, monologue.
02:25:17 So that came up.
02:25:18 I still don't have the ability to tell, transcribe the monologue
02:25:22 and turn it into a song during the show.
02:25:27 I have to record it separately or figure out a way
02:25:29 to get the transcription, but it's not there yet.
02:25:33 So we have this, Renaissance
02:25:35 redevelopment from 2024 showing the wonderful thing here,
02:25:40 the render of
02:25:40 towers 304 hundred being demolished as part of the 1.6
02:25:44 billion rightsizing plan proposed by Bedrock and General Motors.
02:25:50 But this is back in 90.
02:25:51 1994. No, 2024.
02:25:54 I hope that's what I said the first time.
02:25:58 Doesn't that look nice?
02:26:02 So what's the what's your what's the problem with it?
02:26:04 What's the what's his problem with it.
02:26:05 What's all the problem with it? I don't get the problem with it.
02:26:08 If they're going to tear down those things,
02:26:09 of course they have to close them.
02:26:10 Why is.
02:26:11 Why is everybody freaking out that it's closed before they demolish?
02:26:16 They're actually on schedule, even.
02:26:18 And you might be muted because I can't hear.
02:26:21 No I'm here.
02:26:22 All right.
02:26:24 You don't want to. You don't want to chat about it.
02:26:31 All right.
02:26:32 We'll move on to the next thing.
02:26:38 Move on to the next three.
02:26:40 Try to find
02:26:42 James O'Keefe.
02:26:43 You know him from,
02:26:47 Project Veritas. But then he got.
02:26:48 He kind of. They kind of kicked him out.
02:26:50 Now he's having problems with one of the board members from Project Veritas.
02:26:58 But the point I'm sharing this.
02:26:59 Oh, the thing is gone. See that?
02:27:01 Why is this?
02:27:02 I should have screenshotted it.
02:27:06 Fuck off.
02:27:08 He had mentioned that there's a cottage industry of people
02:27:11 that keep doing it in order to make money, which is my definition
02:27:14 of a cottage industry.
02:27:15 And now.
02:27:18 I got the thumbnail.
02:27:21 Maybe I can grab the thumbnail link.
02:27:28 All right.
02:27:28 I'll grab the thumbnail link.
02:27:29 I'll put it here.
02:27:31 I should be able to zoom in.
02:27:32 Yes, that worked okay.
02:27:39 Wait, this isn't where it said it.
02:27:41 Son of a bitch.
02:27:43 Go back to here.
02:27:49 Yeah, he updated it, so now I don't have the fucking post
02:27:51 anyway, he mentioned how a cottage industry was a bunch of people
02:27:56 trying to keep their bullshit sham going
02:27:59 so that they could keep making money.
02:28:03 Which is the absolute
02:28:06 definition. You.
02:28:23 All right.
02:28:23 The only link I have left besides one that didn't play with some kind of Clint
02:28:27 Eastwood saying the R-word,
02:28:30 but it's gone.
02:28:31 They took it down. Video Unavailable
02:28:35 I'm going to add a little built in thing where we can download the videos
02:28:38 locally from all this list so that we have them.
02:28:43 Yeah, that's what I'm going to have to do.
02:28:53 In July 2025, physicists at the National Institute
02:28:57 of Standards and Technology built the most accurate clock ever made.
02:29:01 It measures time to the 19th decimal place.
02:29:03 To put in perspective, the previous record was the 18 decimal place,
02:29:06 and that already felt like an absurd level of precision.
02:29:07 But here is the part that nobody talks about when they report the story.
02:29:10 The moment the clock became accurate enough to actually matter,
02:29:12 it revealed something uncomfortable the fundamental forces of nature,
02:29:14 the fixed numbers that hold all of physics together might not be fixed.
02:29:16 They might be drifting slowly, almost imperceptibly, but measurably so.
02:29:20 You build
02:29:20 the most precise instrument in history, and the first thing it tells you
02:29:23 is that the ground underneath physics is not as solid as you thought.
02:29:25 That is where we starting tonight.
02:29:26 Not with a theory, with the measurement and the result.
02:29:28 It doesn't add up. Before we go further, there's something we're sitting with.
02:29:31 What is a clock actually measuring?
02:29:32 Not how we know how pendulums, atomic oscillations, electron transitions,
02:29:36 but what when you've lost your watch, let's just call it God.
02:29:40 You assume it is.
02:29:40 Reading some property of the universe exists
02:29:41 independently of the watch itself, something called time,
02:29:44 something that flows, that passes but cannot be stopped, or this and that.
02:29:47 Something feels so obvious. It is an assumption at all.
02:29:49 But here's the thing
02:29:50 physics does not have a clean definition of time that is not circular.
02:29:52 Every formal definition either uses time to define time
02:29:54 or borrows from every experience.
02:29:56 In mathematics, you can call it absolute, flowing uniformly everywhere, independent
02:29:59 of anything except. Einstein dismantled that in 1905.
02:30:01 But Einstein is not definition.
02:30:03 It is a description of how time behaves in some conditions,
02:30:05 how it stretches, how it compresses, how it relates to space.
02:30:08 That is different from knowing what is.
02:30:09 Carlo Rovelli, one of the physicist
02:30:10 who has spent more time on this question than almost anyone alive? Particularly?
02:30:13 We know an enormous amount about how time behaves.
02:30:15 We do not know what it is.
02:30:16 Those are not the same thing.
02:30:17 And that gap between behavior and identity
02:30:18 is exactly where the experiment stopped using results that nobody expected.
02:30:21 So when that NIST folks suggested the concept might be drifting,
02:30:23 the unsettling part was not the drift itself.
02:30:25 It was a question nobody thought.
02:30:26 If the concepts are changing, what are they changing? With respect to?
02:30:28 What is the thing they are moving through?
02:30:30 And if that thing is time, what is time?
02:30:32 The first crack showed up in 1971 and was not subtle.
02:30:34 Joseph and Richard Keating, but it cesium atomic clocks
02:30:36 onto commercial passenger flights,
02:30:37 not specialized research aircraft, just regular planes
02:30:39 flew them around the world and compared them to identical clocks.
02:30:41 This time around, the clocks that flew came back different.
02:30:44 Not broken, not malfunctioning, just different.
02:30:46 They had measured a slightly different manner of time than the ones that say to.
02:30:48 The clocks lost about 59 nanoseconds relative to the ground clocks, measuring
02:30:51 almost exactly what Einstein's general and special relativity predicted.
02:30:53 Almost exactly.
02:30:54 There were small differences, which the experiment is noted carefully,
02:30:56 and which would be quite interesting to a handful of physicists ever since.
02:30:58 But the name is always clear. Time is not the same everywhere.
02:31:01 Move through space, accelerate, change position in a gravitational field,
02:31:04 and you move through time at a different rate than someone who stayed put.
02:31:06 This is not a metaphor.
02:31:07 This is not an approximation.
02:31:08 Two objects, same time point, same any point, different amounts of elapsed time.
02:31:12 And if you were the only person who finds a straightforward yes,
02:31:14 relativity, we know this. I want to ask you something.
02:31:16 Do you actually feel the weight of what that means?
02:31:18 Because what it means is that there is no single universal clock
02:31:20 ticking in the background of reality.
02:31:22 There's no mass of time.
02:31:23 Everyone says
02:31:23 there are only local clocks, local rates, local experiences, duration.
02:31:27 The universe does not have one timeline.
02:31:28 It has as many timelines. It has objects moving through it.
02:31:29 That was 1971.
02:31:31 Came up when you made a stranger.
02:31:32 Here is the part that makes this impossible to dismiss as abstract physics.
02:31:35 Your phone knows where you are right now
02:31:36 because of GPS satellites orbiting at about 20,000km altitude.
02:31:39 Those satellites carry atomic clocks and the clocks
02:31:41 because they aren't moving fast until high.
02:31:43 Earth's gravitational field run faster than clocks on the ground
02:31:45 by about 38 microseconds per day,
02:31:46 38 microseconds sounds like nothing less than a blink less
02:31:49 than anything quantum system can register.
02:31:50 A GPS works by calculating opposition from tiny differences in the arrival
02:31:53 times of signals from multiple satellites.
02:31:55 The math is exquisitely sensitive to timing.
02:31:56 If engineers don't correct that 38 microsecond data drift,
02:31:59 if they simply ignore the fact the time runs directly up and down here.
02:32:01 The position errors. What if you make it roughly 11km per day?
02:32:03 You won't be able to use as many hours, so every GPS device on Earth,
02:32:06 every time you ask your phone to ring,
02:32:07 someone is silently applying a direction to arrive.
02:32:09 In fact, the time is not uniform.
02:32:10 The engineers do not take the philosophy of time before building the system.
02:32:12 They do the calculation, apply the correction and it worked.
02:32:15 Which means the weirdness we're talking about is not theoretical.
02:32:17 Curiosity is all we seem. The issue of modern life.
02:32:19 The question is not whether time behaves this way.
02:32:20 We know it does.
02:32:21 The deep question
02:32:22 I want to keep showing up in every measurable is whether what we are
02:32:24 measuring when we measure time is actually time or something else.
02:32:26 We think in time because we do not have to wait for it,
02:32:28 something that should have been possible by 2021.
02:32:30 And in fact, most people never heard about it.
02:32:31 Say something about how poorly we communicate
02:32:32 the genuinely strange results in physics.
02:32:34 A team at Gillette,
02:32:34 Colorado, measure the difference in the flow of time
02:32:36 between two layers of atoms separated by one kilometer, not one kilometer,
02:32:39 not one meter, one millimeter the thickness of a credit card.
02:32:42 The difference was real. Measurable.
02:32:44 The atoms at the top of a sample experience
02:32:45 time, passing a fractionally faster rate than the atoms bottom.
02:32:47 Exactly as general relativity predicts,
02:32:48 objects are different heights in a gravitational field.
02:32:50 The precision required to detect this was 7.6 times ten to the power of -21.
02:32:53 Right now, as you read or listen to this, time is passing slightly faster
02:32:56 at the top of your head than your feet.
02:32:57 Your head is getting a different rate in your shoes.
02:32:59 The difference over human like time is too small to notice, but it is not zero.
02:33:02 It is a real physical, measured fact.
02:33:04 And here's where it's uncomfortable.
02:33:05 In a way, the GPS example does not quite capture.
02:33:07 The GPS tells us time runs directly different.
02:33:08 Excuse?
02:33:09 Fine, we accept it. But the JPL experiment
02:33:11 pushes in a territory that feels genuinely ridiculous.
02:33:13 It finds that sensitive that local the dependent on exact position.
02:33:15 Then what exactly is the thing we're measuring when we say time?
02:33:18 Is that one thing call time, or just the culture of local rates
02:33:20 that we bundle together into one name for convenience?
02:33:21 And if it's the latter, if time is a useful technical construct
02:33:23 on our immediate surroundings,
02:33:24 then what does it mean to say that the universe has a history?
02:33:26 What it means is that something happened before something else.
02:33:28 I find myself with no being up to that.
02:33:29 And the experiment the following question shorter, not easier.
02:33:32 Here is something that physics has known for 130 years
02:33:34 and has never quite figured out what to do with.
02:33:35 Take any equation that describes how the physical world behaves.
02:33:37 Newton's laws, Maxwell's equations, quantum mechanics, general relativity.
02:33:40 Run them forward in time. Now run them backward.
02:33:42 The mathematics works identically in both directions, not practically,
02:33:44 not with some corrections identically,
02:33:46 which means that nothing in the fundamental laws of physics
02:33:47 requires time to move the direction you experienced.
02:33:49 Moving the universe, as far as this equation is concerned, has no reference.
02:33:52 Forward and backward are the same thing.
02:33:53 Boltzmann saw this in 1895, and it nearly broke it.
02:33:55 He spent years trying to explain why we perceive a direction
02:33:57 past a future cause before effect.
02:33:59 Broken eggs never reassembling.
02:34:00 When the laws governing every particle in universe
02:34:01 do not contain that direction at all.
02:34:02 What he eventually concluded is that the arrow of time is not a law.
02:34:05 It is a statistical bias.
02:34:06 The other started an extremely ordered low entropy state from that starting point.
02:34:09 This all increases not because it has to,
02:34:10 but because there are overwhelmingly more disordered states than ordered ones,
02:34:13 and random processes tend toward the more probable.
02:34:15 That is the entire explanation for why time has a direction,
02:34:17 not fundamental law,
02:34:18 a statistical tendency which raises a question
02:34:19 Boltzmann never answered and nobody has answered since.
02:34:21 Why did the universe start in such an ordered state in the first place?
02:34:23 That initial condition, that improbably tidy beginning, is doing all the work.
02:34:27 Remove it and arrow time disappears entirely.
02:34:29 And to me, that is one of the most unsettling facts in all of science.
02:34:32 Everything experiences a passage of time, memory, aging, causality.
02:34:35 The sense of the past is fixed in the future is open.
02:34:36 All of it is downstream of one unexplained
02:34:38 coincidence, the beginning of everything.
02:34:39 So if the arrow of time comes from statistics
02:34:41 and not from the laws themselves, you might expect that the small scales
02:34:43 at the quantum level where individual particles
02:34:45 live time would already start to look symmetric.
02:34:47 And that expectation turns out to be correct in a way
02:34:48 that is harder to dismiss than most people realize.
02:34:50 Andrea, Rocco and Thomas go for University of Surrey.
02:34:52 We're looking at what physicists call open quantum systems,
02:34:54 quantum systems that interact with their environment,
02:34:56 which is basically everything real.
02:34:57 Since nothing in nature is perfectly isolated,
02:34:59 they want to understand why
02:34:59 time appears to flow forward in these systems,
02:35:01 even though the underlying equations are symmetric.
02:35:02 What happened in February 25th is that even tripling
02:35:04 standard simplifying assumptions, even after accounting
02:35:06 for the way energy in information dissipate into the environment,
02:35:08 the equations still behave the same way whether time moved forward or backward.
02:35:11 The mathematical take at the heart of the description
02:35:12 what they call the memory kernel, turned out to be symmetric.
02:35:15 In time, the arrow was not emerging from the physics of a system, it was simply
02:35:19 described as a surprise.
02:35:20 That is a careful word for physicist to use,
02:35:21 because it means the data went somewhere. The math was not expected to go.
02:35:23 What this tells us
02:35:24 is that the direction of time we experience is not being generated
02:35:26 by the quantum processes underneath the reality.
02:35:27 It is being generated by something sitting above the level of the equations,
02:35:30 and the obvious kind of the thing
02:35:31 that keeps showing up in results after results is the observer,
02:35:33 the thing doing the looking.
02:35:34 Which raises the question that feels way.
02:35:36 What was too strange to ask?
02:35:38 Seriously, what if the direction of time does not feature the obvious?
02:35:40 What if it is a feature of what it means to be aware? The universe?
02:35:42 What if it is?
02:35:43 The question whether the observer produces the arrow of time is not metaphysics,
02:35:46 it has a physical answer. And to get to it, we need understand something.
02:35:48 Rob Landauer proved at IBM in 1961.
02:35:50 He showed that erasing one
02:35:51 the information
02:35:51 resetting switch from 1 to 0, clearing a single memory
02:35:53 register necessarily releases a tiny amount into the environment,
02:35:56 not because of engineering inefficiency, not because computers weren't perfect,
02:35:58 but because the laws of thermodynamics requirement
02:36:00 information is physical manipulating energy.
02:36:02 The minimum cost scales, dropping the temperature, the environment
02:36:03 hotter, surroundings more expensive.
02:36:05 The erasure thinking is more sensitive to hot environment than cold.
02:36:07 One memory is not free,
02:36:08 and this connects to time in a way that took decades to fully appreciate.
02:36:10 If the arrow of times relate to entropy, my plan
02:36:13 is to watch every speed,
02:36:14 every act of recording information, and then we can talk about
02:36:16 the increased entropy.
02:36:17 Then observation is not passive window onto reality.
02:36:19 Observation is a thermodynamic event. It produces heat.
02:36:21 It generates irreversibility. It creates entropy.
02:36:24 And entropy is the only thing in physics distinguishes the past and the future.
02:36:26 So observation doesn't just register the arrow of time
02:36:28 it participates in producing.
02:36:29 It is that I find a model for what it means.
02:36:31 Every time you read something,
02:36:32 every time you store information up past, you are not just repeating time.
02:36:34 You are in a literal thermodynamic sense generating it.
02:36:36 Which raises a question that deserves more attention than it usually gets.
02:36:39 If memory creates the arrow of time and the arrow of time
02:36:41 is what makes the past differ from the future, then what came first?
02:36:43 The time produce memory or the memory produce time?
02:36:45 In November 2045, a Team Oxford tested exactly how far that logic goes.
02:36:48 The result would be
02:36:49 the log thing is one of those things that takes a moment to fully land,
02:36:51 and I think most people who encounter it move past it too quickly.
02:36:53 They built a microscopic clock,
02:36:54 a double quantum dot, two tiny regions that a single electron can jump between.
02:36:58 Each jump is a tick.
02:36:59 The clock works.
02:37:00 It keeps time in this minimal sense possible.
02:37:01 Then they also question the sounds on almost two basic
02:37:03 how much energy does it cost around the clock
02:37:04 compared to how much it cost to read it, observe it to detect
02:37:06 it takes to turn quantum events into a record.
02:37:08 The answer is not what anyone expected.
02:37:10 Reading the clock required for a billion times more energy than running it.
02:37:12 Not twice as much, not ten times a billion.
02:37:14 And when they analyzed where all that energy was going,
02:37:16 they found it was producing entropy.
02:37:17 The measurement was generating irreversibility.
02:37:19 It was creating the thermodynamic conditions
02:37:20 that make one direction of time distinguishable from the other.
02:37:22 When the two quantum dots
02:37:23 reach the same temperature, when the system was perfectly balanced,
02:37:25 the electrons jump forward and backward with equal probability.
02:37:27 It's like a new direction.
02:37:28 It was equal past and future time in that state.
02:37:30 I know how the arrow appeared
02:37:32 only when the measurement operators recorded the jumps.
02:37:33 Only when something outside the quantum system built a memory of what happened.
02:37:36 The direction of time in this experiment was not a property of the clock.
02:37:38 It was a property of the act of looking at the clock.
02:37:40 So here is the question I can't get out of my head after sitting with this result.
02:37:43 If you remove every observer in the universe,
02:37:44 every device, every memory, every record of any event
02:37:46 with time to have a direction, the experiment is not to them.
02:37:48 But it is impossible to say yes with any confidence.
02:37:50 The mechanism to he say what time still have an erection died
02:37:53 after the government is way the strangest. It is whistling
02:37:57 well because
02:37:59 this these experiments that we're going to see are going
02:38:02 to actually exhibit that they probably wouldn't.
02:38:05 It's the observer.
02:38:06 Observer in every case.
02:38:09 Which leads me to believe that as soon as we die
02:38:11 and we're not observing anymore, our reality
02:38:13 that we're used to probably doesn't exist.
02:38:15 Time doesn't exist.
02:38:17 And at that exact moment where you cease to be aware
02:38:20 or sensory aware with this body,
02:38:24 some crazy shit is possible.
02:38:27 That's as far as I'll say right now.
02:38:29 What if that's what the timeline is?
02:38:32 There is no timeline.
02:38:34 Each individual perspective is the timeline. The.
02:38:37 So if you want to get to that point, though, you have a different
02:38:40 you are living a different timeline than me because you fly in planes
02:38:43 because you're taller than me, because you live
02:38:46 in a higher altitude or lower altitude than me.
02:38:49 Your timeline is different than mine.
02:38:51 It's not like it's not even like some weird quantum
02:38:54 science fiction Marvel comic book thing.
02:38:57 He even started
02:38:58 it with your head is in a different time speed.
02:39:01 So when they say time, though, we're just agreeing on what time is.
02:39:05 It's an interval between blah blah blah.
02:39:07 But it gets way weirder down to look at carefully.
02:39:10 The electron sits between two quantum dots.
02:39:11 It can jump left or right at a quantum level without any motion happening.
02:39:14 These days I'm talking about a kind of quantum
02:39:16 in which forward and backward are indistinguishable.
02:39:18 There is no tape, there's just a motion.
02:39:19 Now the apparatus turns on it, record
02:39:21 it, built a sequence left, right, left, left, right.
02:39:24 And that sequence has the direction it has before and after.
02:39:26 It has a past and a future.
02:39:27 The arrow of time appears the moment, the pauses.
02:39:29 And here's a halt. It should give you pause.
02:39:30 The arrow is in the record, not an electron.
02:39:32 The electron does not know it is being observed.
02:39:34 It does not change its behavior because of the measurement,
02:39:35 but the entropy, the irreversibility, the thing that makes us different
02:39:38 for future is generated entirely in the measurement apparatus.
02:39:40 In the act of writing the result down.
02:39:41 Which means that if you imagine a universe with no records, no memories,
02:39:44 no structures that retain information about previous states,
02:39:46 that universe would have electrons going back and forth, energy
02:39:48 moving around, things happening, but no arrow of time, no past, no future.
02:39:52 Just an eternal symmetric present. That's not science fiction.
02:39:54 That is what the Oxford invention implies.
02:39:55 And I can extrapolate something John will argue for decades.
02:39:57 The information is not just a distortion, a physical reality
02:39:59 that has deepest level.
02:40:00 The universe is not matter and energy, but bits, records, questions answered.
02:40:04 If that's right, then time itself is a record, a memory.
02:40:06 The universe keeps itself.
02:40:07 And the question what is doing?
02:40:08 The remembering does not have a clean not to get it.
02:40:09 The arrow of time is in the record rather than in the physics.
02:40:11 The next question arrives almost on its own.
02:40:13 What does quantum mechanics actually say?
02:40:14 Our time to begin with,
02:40:15 and the answer is stranger than most people realize,
02:40:16 because quantum mechanics barely says anything outside it,
02:40:18 posing some real area physics time space that we did as part.
02:40:22 What is he posting for next week or for right now?
02:40:26 No, I just reposted this because this is this is I want to make
02:40:29 I want to make sure it makes it into the next week's video.
02:40:33 General relativity weaves them into spacetime, I think, over his lens.
02:40:35 And he's watching quantum mechanics. That partnership does not exist.
02:40:38 Space is unobservable. You can measure position.
02:40:40 You can put position in the equation of something.
02:40:41 The system itself possesses time is not an observable.
02:40:44 It is a parameter, a number.
02:40:45 You've eaten the equation from outside
02:40:46 looks like a dial before you run the internet.
02:40:47 The Schrodinger equation of free time is something
02:40:48 that simply flows in a background, uniform and external, untouched by anything
02:40:52 the quantum system does, which is almost exactly what was said
02:40:53 in 1687,
02:40:54 after the time flowing equally independent of anything external quantum mechanics,
02:40:58 for all its strangeness,
02:40:59 something called Newton's time back in through the back door.
02:41:01 John von Neumann formalized this in 1932.
02:41:03 Time in quantum panics is not an operator.
02:41:04 It is a gift, which means that every quantum increment
02:41:06 ever won, every result we have, every prediction we've tested.
02:41:10 You're watching this entire thing.
02:41:13 You got something out?
02:41:14 I'm out. Yeah.
02:41:18 All right, I forgot.
02:41:19 I was not sure about this one, but this one's good anyway.
02:41:24 Tina. Thank you.
02:41:25 Developing tonight, a gruesome find during a children's Easter egg hunts.
02:41:30 Wolf thinks holiday outing took a chilling turn
02:41:32 when a human skull was discovered at this park in Long Beach.
02:41:37 That's a word.
02:41:37 Eleven's Hayley Winslow has more story.
02:41:40 Definitely can see a skull along a Long Beach Park
02:41:43 trail, beneath a tent and beside an open cardboard box.
02:41:46 The L.A.
02:41:47 County Medical in the kids defense, though,
02:41:48 it was painted like an Easter egg, a skull.
02:41:51 While one rescuer carefully cradles the mandible, the community shocked.
02:41:56 I hope that, like I said, I hope
02:41:59 it's nobody young, at least.
02:42:01 Hopefully I know everybody.
02:42:02 Life matters.
02:42:03 But if it's no little girl, a little boy.
02:42:06 The team worked through the night to uncover the remains
02:42:08 that Long Beach PD confirms is a human skull of a child.
02:42:15 I'm sorry.
02:42:15 The kids in the back over here, her Easter egg.
02:42:17 They got it right out in the open.
02:42:19 They say it was discovered during a children's
02:42:21 Easter egg hunt organized by the community on Sunday evening.
02:42:24 The quickly turned into quite a disturbing crime scene
02:42:28 when a family hunting for plastic eggs found this interesting.
02:42:32 Very interesting.
02:42:33 DeForest Wetlands Park, a popular place for locals.
02:42:35 They have to be declared the winner and four years also.
02:42:39 It's just crazy.
02:42:39 And I had to make sure today that we.
02:42:41 So I packed it tonight.
02:42:42 The park reopened Monday.
02:42:45 Broken egg shells and confetti still scattered throughout the trail.
02:42:49 Mystery it.
02:42:50 It started missing throughout this whole ruby.
02:42:52 Now the medical examiner is working to determine exactly
02:42:55 who these remains belong to and how they ended up here.
02:42:59 I know pretty much for a lot of the guys who come through,
02:43:01 you know, saying and is pretty harmless, you know what I'm saying?
02:43:04 For for the most part,
02:43:05 we haven't had too many weirdos up in here, in and around here.
02:43:09 Evidence of that Easter egg hunt still left behind here at the park.
02:43:12 The medical examiner just put out a statement saying the
02:43:15 team has taken the human remains
02:43:17 to the Forensic Science Center for further investigation.
02:43:20 So still a lot more questions than answers right now.
02:43:25 Reporting in Long Beach I'm Hailey Winslow, Fox 11 news.
02:43:29 All right Haley.
02:43:35 Yeah. So.
02:43:39 No one knows what the complex is worth.
02:43:41 So why are GM and Dan Gilbert coming to the public for 350 million?
02:43:46 This is Charlie with us.
02:43:48 I bought myself a single share of German motor stock back in December.
02:43:51 So far, I've lost 9% on the deal.
02:43:52 I consider one of the best investments I've ever made that year.
02:43:55 Gives me voting rights and legal standing within with within the company.
02:43:59 If this rancid
02:44:01 Renaissance Center deal gets done, I'm going to sue the shit out of GM.
02:44:04 In Detroit.
02:44:05 You see a lot of half baked development deals,
02:44:06 but this one is so bizarre it defies financial sanity.
02:44:10 As a shareholder, GM has a responsibility to maximize my fans.
02:44:15 Again, this project, the little we know about it, can't possibly do that.
02:44:19 Developer Dan Gilbert and GM have come to the public asking help
02:44:22 with their $1.6 billion scheme to redevelop Brunson's five towers, along
02:44:27 with along the Detroit River, Gilbert would bring 1 billion into the deal.
02:44:30 GM would toss in another 250 million,
02:44:32 and the city and state would chip in 275 million.
02:44:36 GM, which owns the building, says its role in the project would be simply
02:44:38 a philanthropic one if the redevelopment ever made a profit.
02:44:42 The company claims it would donate the money to charity.
02:44:45 That is, according to Dave Marsden, GM's vice
02:44:48 president of infrastructure and corporate citizenship.
02:44:52 But I don't trust mass around as far as I can throw them.
02:44:54 Just asked the five.
02:44:56 Just ask the people of Flint.
02:44:57 He's one of the main culprits who pushed the deadly water deal in vehicle City.
02:45:02 Profits are supposed to be maximized and just be distributed to shareholders.
02:45:05 That is called fiduciary responsibility.
02:45:07 According to the in the document, demolition business.
02:45:11 According to people in the demolition business, the potential cost to demolish
02:45:14 all five towers would be no more than 50 million, which includes asbestos
02:45:18 remedy, remediation, whatever those.
02:45:21 But let's not quibble.
02:45:22 Let's say the demo would cost because it'd be 100 million.
02:45:25 Still, a 100 million taxpayer loss would be better than the proposed 275
02:45:29 million loss.
02:45:30 So how much is the Renaissance Center worth?
02:45:32 As is, we now have comparable price.
02:45:36 Tower 600 recently sold for 9.2 million.
02:45:39 And an online auction.
02:45:40 Weirdly, we still don't know who bought it,
02:45:43 but applying the same cost per square foot to the five towers
02:45:46 GM owns, their value would come in somewhere around 150 million.
02:45:50 But that's not a quibble.
02:45:51 Let's say the price would be around 50 million again, 5050 million profit for GM
02:45:56 and the other tower owners would be better than 275 million loss 50 million.
02:46:02 Ahmad al-Hadi would be better than
02:46:05 and leader of Stockbridge Enterprises,
02:46:08 purchased tower 600 for 9.9 million.
02:46:11 Okay, so it's simple, simple math, a simple enough sell it or demolish it.
02:46:16 Smoke filled back rooms one can't help but suspect
02:46:19 the ultimate purpose of this backroom deal is to further enrich Dan Gilbert,
02:46:22 one of the one of America's richest people.
02:46:24 Gilbert currently built, is currently building the Hudson's,
02:46:27 Detroit, a Chevy taxpayer funded skyscraper
02:46:31 that is in its eighth year of construction.
02:46:33 But Gilbert can't find tenants.
02:46:35 His main competition is the Renaissance Center,
02:46:37 which contains more than half the city's vacant office space.
02:46:40 Get the taxpayers to take those towers down.
02:46:42 Gilbert's problems are solved.
02:46:44 The city looks better since bankruptcy.
02:46:47 How could it, how could it not?
02:46:48 But at what cost?
02:46:49 And who's this is one of one.
02:46:51 This is where one measly share of GM comes in.
02:46:55 The citizens of Motor City got to pick pocket, got pickpocketed over the decade,
02:47:00 over the decades by the financial felonious felonies
02:47:05 who eventually plummeted floating
02:47:07 its insolvency with the highest property taxes in the country
02:47:11 and the only city income tax and utility tax in the state.
02:47:15 Detroiters have no more to give.
02:47:17 So now the blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
02:47:20 blah blah, so
02:47:26 the cable turning.
02:47:29 It is they who paid for Detroit's pensions over the past decade and Flint's
02:47:33 water, Gilbert's failed shoreline, GM's EV bonding boondoggles,
02:47:38 the Detroit Institute of Arts, the Detroit Zoo, the smart bus system.
02:47:41 Now comes an increased fees
02:47:42 for hunting license drivers, even like blah blah blah blah.
02:47:45 It's all a license to steal.
02:47:48 I've got one crazy idea.
02:47:49 Let's try capitalism on the Renaissance redo.
02:47:52 Otherwise I'll see you in court.
02:47:54 And then this come comes with this little
02:47:57 video
02:47:59 attached. You.
02:48:04 Whammo!
02:48:09 Time and Dan Gilbert's got his hand out again.
02:48:13 He wants another 250
02:48:16 or $350 million from the Michigan taxpayer
02:48:20 for his latest scheme to redo the Renaissance Center.
02:48:24 But can we trust Diamond Dan?
02:48:26 Is this idea even worth it?
02:48:28 Let's compare.
02:48:30 It took one year, one month,
02:48:32 and two weeks to build the entire Empire State Building
02:48:36 with private money in the middle of the Great Depression.
02:48:41 It took three years
02:48:43 and eight months to build the entire Renaissance Center,
02:48:47 all with private money and in the middle of the 70s oil embargo.
02:48:53 It's taken seven years so far
02:48:55 for Diamond Dan to build this, the Hudson's Tower in downtown Detroit
02:49:00 and Erector Set with no opening date in sight.
02:49:04 Normally you'd go bankrupt, taking a decade to build a skyscraper.
02:49:08 But not Diamond Dan.
02:49:10 Not when the public hands you $200 million in cash, prizes and property.
02:49:16 And it's not even as tall as he said it was going to be.
02:49:20 Yeah, it
02:49:21 is a little shorter, and I got my own taxes to pay.
02:49:25 You should try it sometime.
02:49:27 It's called capitalism.
02:49:33 Yep. So just as much horseshit.
02:49:47 Jujitsu.
02:49:50 That was, letters and comments
02:49:52 emailed to Doctor Muhammad al-Hadi.
02:49:57 I like him, he's a good dude.
02:49:59 I don't know who he is, actually.
02:50:00 Actually, I say Muhammad, but it's Muhammad.
02:50:04 My Mahmud.
02:50:07 Almost evil, sinister so much.
02:50:10 Mahmoud.
02:50:11 Mahmoud al-Hadi.
02:50:14 Yeah. Okay.
02:50:15 Well, a very, very heavy, heavy battalion tonight.
02:50:20 So to you, we had a very there's Derrickson but let's go ahead.
02:50:24 Terrorist chasing those who had the pet were much harmed.
02:50:30 Oh I did my move
02:50:34 mood I think I got it.
02:50:36 It's doctor my daddy
02:50:40 Muhammad Ali. How did he.
02:50:43 Just rolls right off the tongue.
02:50:44 It's beautiful.
02:50:45 It's a gorgeous name.
02:50:55 This is a carry requested Masha.
02:50:59 It's the last thing that I haven't done.
02:51:04 Yeah.
02:51:04 One more thing.
02:51:05 I don't think it worked out very well.
02:51:11 One more.
02:51:14 There is a new Bigfoot movie coming out about the actual
02:51:18 walking photo of Bigfoot and the hoax and the walking Bigfoot.
02:51:22 Yes, I kind of want to see it.
02:51:25 That's fun. Well,
02:51:27 that's actually pretty cool right there.
02:51:31 Bigfoot for you
02:51:34 or one.
02:51:37 People.
02:51:39 I'm still after those.
02:51:40 I'm still going to get through my whole hour time video.
02:51:44 It's incredible.
02:51:45 And we won't go through it next week,
02:51:48 but we can talk about it. Yes.
02:51:56 I'll say it's only 1:00.
02:51:57 It's going on.
02:52:00 1:00 eastern.
02:52:02 It's 1:00 eastern. No, your children.
02:52:06 For the first time ever since I said it,
02:52:08 I'm actually playing a music video on the hour.
02:52:12 But that, like, four weeks ago, I can't forget the three,
02:52:15 three, three strategy either.
02:52:20 You think I'm the only one that comes
02:52:21 with only three videos of me?
02:52:43 One second.
02:52:44 No, no.
02:52:47 Quite literally.
02:52:49 Don't talk. My.
02:53:06 Mom, I want to get.
02:53:16 You. Yeah.
02:53:25 Was connected inside a framework where time is assumed rather than derived.
02:53:27 We've never measure time from inside quantum systems.
02:53:29 We have only ever measured quantum systems from inside time.
02:53:31 Whether those are the same thing is a question tends to matter enormously.
02:53:33 And in 2020, a team in Vienna decided to stop treating it
02:53:35 as a theoretical problem and actually put it in a library.
02:53:38 What university team in Vienna was testing?
02:53:39 Sounds like it belongs in philosophy seminar rather than a physics lab.
02:53:42 They want to know whether the sequence of events in a quantum system,
02:53:44 they always comes before B.
02:53:45 If A equals is B, did you say you recognize a video?
02:53:47 Causality is absolute.
02:53:48 The order of events is written into a structure of reality.
02:53:50 What they found is that this is not how quantum systems work.
02:53:52 They set up a situation
02:53:53 where a quantum particle passes through two operations for them, A and B,
02:53:56 and the order in which you experiences them is in quantum superposition,
02:53:58 not randomly one or the other, both simultaneously
02:54:00 before b and b before a at the same time.
02:54:02 In the same experiment with the same particle.
02:54:04 And this was not a theoretical result, it was measured.
02:54:05 The experiment outcomes could only be explained.
02:54:07 A causal order was genuinely indefinite, not unknown, not random, but superposed.
02:54:11 So here is what that actually means.
02:54:12 Causality the principle that causes precede effects,
02:54:15 but the past shapes the future and not the other way around,
02:54:17 is not a fundamental feature of quantum reality.
02:54:18 It is something that emerges at large scales,
02:54:20 the way temperature emerges from the motion of molecules
02:54:22 underneath it at the quantum level, before and after an optics.
02:54:25 The universe does not have a building before,
02:54:27 it has it before only when something forces the order
02:54:28 to become definite,
02:54:29 which, if you have been following the thread
02:54:31 from Boltzmann through Landauer, through the experiments, sounds familiar.
02:54:33 The order time, like the division of time, seems to need something to fix it,
02:54:36 and that's something he's pointing back toward the same place.
02:54:38 To what?
02:54:38 The observer, to what the record, to what whatever is doing the measuring,
02:54:41 whether that is a satisfying answer or beginning of a much deeper
02:54:42 problem is something I genuinely do not know.
02:54:44 So we have two theories general relativity and quantum mechanics.
02:54:47 Between them, they account for essentially everything
02:54:48 we consider in the physical universe
02:54:49 every particle, every force, every structure from atoms of galaxy
02:54:51 clusters, both of them tested to extraordinary precision. Both work.
02:54:54 And yet when you sit them down next to each other
02:54:55 and look at what they say about time, they contradict each other
02:54:57 so completely that they cannot be right about what time fundamentally is.
02:55:00 In general relativity, time is dynamic.
02:55:02 It is a dimension of space time.
02:55:03 A real physical thing occurs in response to mass and energy.
02:55:05 The stretches near massive objects that is woven into the geometry of the US.
02:55:08 It is not a background, it is a participant in quantum mechanics.
02:55:11 Time is a fixed external parameter. It is not curve.
02:55:13 It is not respond to the quantum system.
02:55:15 It just flows in the background,
02:55:16 providing the stage on which quantum patterns occur.
02:55:17 It cannot be measured from inside the system.
02:55:19 It cannot be put into superposition.
02:55:20 It is in the quantum framework, essentially Newtonian.
02:55:22 These equations are not this difference. They are strictly incompatible.
02:55:25 General relativity any time to be a dynamic display.
02:55:27 Quantum mechanics any time to be an inert external given
02:55:29 you cannot have some things like.
02:55:30 Which means one of the two most successful theories in history of science
02:55:32 has an incomplete picture of something as basic as time.
02:55:34 And here is what bothers me about how this is usually discussed.
02:55:36 We talk about it as a technical problem waiting for technical solution.
02:55:38 But why the incompatibility? It is not a gap to be filled.
02:55:40 What if it is telling us something about the nature of time
02:55:42 that neither theory has the vocabulary to say directly?
02:55:43 In 1967, one calculation tried to follow that logic.
02:55:46 Neither one has even the vocabulary.
02:55:48 That's how wrong science could be.
02:55:50 It would end.
02:55:51 The answer was not what anyone was hoping for, John.
02:55:53 We learned right away we're not trying to do something exotic.
02:55:55 They were trying to do the obvious thing
02:55:56 right down to quantum mechanics, the universe as a whole.
02:55:58 Not the quantum mechanics of a particle or an atom.
02:55:59 The universe, or that system of emptiness.
02:56:02 You immediately run into technical problem, general relativity.
02:56:04 Describe how the geometry of space time evolves over time.
02:56:06 Quantum mechanics describes how quantum states of everything else combine them.
02:56:09 You need a single equation handled both.
02:56:10 When we learned DeWitt equation in 1967, time disappeared.
02:56:13 Not proximately, not in some limiting case.
02:56:15 The time variable.
02:56:16 The T that appears in the equation in physics
02:56:17 was simply absent from the final result.
02:56:19 The universe as a whole, described by the most complete equation
02:56:20 physicists to construct, does not have all the time, it just is static.
02:56:24 Time is a single quantum state with no before and no after.
02:56:26 This is called the Wheeler DeWitt equation.
02:56:28 Hold on. It just is with no before.
02:56:30 No after.
02:56:33 It sounds
02:56:33 like the Bible's description of God
02:56:37 doesn't. Doesn't it sounds familiar?
02:56:39 It sounds so familiar to me.
02:56:41 I'm not saying that's what it is.
02:56:42 I'm just suggesting that it may have some connection to some type of reveal of
02:56:47 what that is.
02:56:48 It gets way closer and deeper to what I think it might be,
02:56:51 and it is not a fringe result.
02:56:53 It is.
02:56:53 Did you see you have any more videos or no,
02:56:57 I keep telling you I was wrong.
02:57:00 Oh, you have a song, why would you want to play it?
02:57:03 Or do you want to watch more of this?
02:57:05 We go out on the song.
02:57:06 I did also have this really quick to.
02:57:09 What do you think of this statement?
02:57:13 I can't read it, I can't read it.
02:57:14 It says la PD officers arrest a protester dressed as the Statue of Liberty
02:57:18 during the No Kings protest.
02:57:20 They're not they
02:57:21 there may not be a stronger image
02:57:22 right now that the capture what is happening in the United States.
02:57:27 Oh, I got a lot to say about that.
02:57:29 And she's cuffed behind.
02:57:30 She means nothing about rights and liberty in the United States.
02:57:33 That is a Luciferian satanic devil God, whatever
02:57:39 that we we've done stuff about it on the show.
02:57:42 We could definitely do more.
02:57:45 I have no problems with that.
02:57:46 And she's not Lady Liberty either.
02:57:48 That's I think the stupid people
02:57:49 that are commenting on this meme think that she's Lady Liberty.
02:57:52 That's a scale and a fucking justice thing.
02:57:54 Totally different. This woman has.
02:57:57 I forgot what they all are.
02:57:58 The seven deadly sins are this for each spike on her helmet,
02:58:02 she's got the torch.
02:58:04 Is the torch a bail bill or some shit like that?
02:58:08 It's a horrific story.
02:58:09 There's nothing good about it. It.
02:58:12 Yeah, way worse than that.
02:58:13 The plaque that they put on it. Give us your huddled masses. Dirty poor.
02:58:16 Yeah. Horny.
02:58:17 Whatever it is, you're horny. Masses horny.
02:58:20 That was added there like 100 years ago.
02:58:22 Not many fagots that was I don't know, I don't know, I should have said 100 years.
02:58:26 I have no, no idea when it was added, but it was added long after we got
02:58:30 the statue itself.
02:58:32 So it was the message was co-opted, hidden.
02:58:38 Fuck that.
02:58:39 What was worse is when they they arrested a little cartoon
02:58:42 character like a mascot, a furry, a bird, and that that looked bad.
02:58:48 It's like one side, like you're taking people's liberty
02:58:50 and the other side's like, no, you're taking people's liberty.
02:58:56 Right.
02:58:57 But I, I guess, I mean, her boobs are a little saggy.
02:59:01 That's the second thing I letting a bunch of people
02:59:04 who came into the country unjustly and not through the system
02:59:08 that it's systems that are provided
02:59:11 that becomes against the law.
02:59:16 And allowing don't don't make reasonable sense to to the virtuous.
02:59:19 Do not make reasonable sense same time.
02:59:24 Telling other people what they can and can't do
02:59:27 kicking them out of our country is who's doing that.
02:59:30 No, we're not telling them what they can't do.
02:59:33 We're telling them what they can do.
02:59:35 Self-Deport or risk this.
02:59:39 Yeah,
02:59:41 they got money to like, do that shit to.
02:59:43 And then they are they provide like means of for them to like get back in.
02:59:48 You know, they're like hey like you got a pit stop out of here
02:59:51 for a little while, but like, we're marking you down as, like, priority.
02:59:55 We'll we'll get you back in if you're not. Yeah.
02:59:57 But every everybody does that about everything.
03:00:00 Well, everybody's a fuckface is the problem.
03:00:03 I don't like that.
03:00:04 They had a no Kings protest that the only country that
03:00:08 literally exists because we revolted against the king, right.
03:00:13 I said that to somebody who supports it.
03:00:14 And they said, well, no,
03:00:15 they're protesting the fact that Trump thinks he wants to be a king.
03:00:21 And Jesus is king.
03:00:25 And then they're against the Iran war, even though the ironies are essentially
03:00:29 trying to king their way around their fucking house over there.
03:00:34 I don't know anything about that. I'm not there.
03:00:36 I only know what I hear, and I hear fucking bullshit.
03:00:39 Usually.
03:00:40 Yeah.
03:00:41 It's not a it's not a great place to live.
03:00:44 It's not a great.
03:00:44 How do you know to live under might be a great place to work.
03:00:47 I'm sure it's beautiful. Yeah.
03:00:50 It's great.
03:00:53 I ran in the summer.
03:00:56 I was doing that.
03:00:57 I actually felt retarded.
03:00:59 Like really retarded day. In a weird way.
03:01:02 I had to sort of just free myself up to believe
03:01:05 that it was okay to be stupid or dumb, to be more out.
03:01:09 Yeah, to be more radical. Exactly.
03:01:11 To be a moron.
03:01:12 An imbecile. Yeah.
03:01:14 Not the dumbest motherfucker that ever lived.
03:01:17 When I was playing the character.
03:01:18 When he was a character. Yeah.
03:01:19 I mean, as fully flat, stupid
03:01:22 ass like, by the end of the whole thing, I was like, wait a minute.
03:01:25 You know, I flushed so much out.
03:01:27 How am I going to jump started?
03:01:29 I think it's just like, yeah, yeah, right.
03:01:32 Use farting in bathtubs.
03:01:33 Laughing. Yeah.
03:01:33 So yeah, I mean, it was just really quite a it was crazy.
03:01:37 Is that working with Mercury is how science man is art form.
03:01:41 Yeah.
03:01:41 You notice that's what we do, right?
03:01:44 Yeah, yeah.
03:01:45 Hats off a goalie special.
03:01:46 No, nothing.
03:01:47 Academy is about issue.
03:01:51 With about what
03:01:55 is serious, you know.
03:01:56 No fucking the long one.
03:01:58 Everybody knows you never got to cut it.
03:02:02 What do you mean? That's okay.
03:02:03 Check it out.
03:02:04 Dustin Hoffman.
03:02:05 Ray man like took get guitar.
03:02:10 What do you think of this pizza?
03:02:11 This is Gary sent this.
03:02:12 I think he thinks it's, like, a good thing.
03:02:14 I think it makes me hungry.
03:02:16 Well,
03:02:18 well, is it sardines?
03:02:20 Gary? Are they mushrooms? Because I can't tell.
03:02:22 And that changes the whole. Those.
03:02:25 That's not pizza.
03:02:27 It's got yellow cheese on it.
03:02:28 So you probably coated it with cheddar which is anti Italian.
03:02:32 Why is it like oval.
03:02:34 Like there's these like triangle pieces and then also square piece pieces.
03:02:38 Oh I was, I yeah I was getting to that.
03:02:40 I mean cut your pizza.
03:02:41 Cut your the other half isn't even cut.
03:02:44 He's like saving that because he's putting it away.
03:02:48 But he did.
03:02:48 So he did make a he did make a square round pizza.
03:02:52 So I guess he did cut it right.
03:02:56 I don't mind that now that I think about it.
03:02:57 I don't mind that because you get the triangle piece
03:02:59 and you get this fucking square rectangle piece.
03:03:02 I just have a problem with the thick pepperoni.
03:03:04 You almost cooked the pepperoni enough.
03:03:06 They were just about to char and then you stopped it.
03:03:09 I don't understand why there's one on the top that's cooked the right way.
03:03:12 Right there.
03:03:14 The rest are undercooked.
03:03:17 There's such a thing.
03:03:22 I'm. No, no, no.
03:03:29 Oh. All right.
03:03:32 I got, like, 50 minutes. I'm going back to this.
03:03:34 The starting point for every serious attempt
03:03:36 at quantum gravity, and what it says with complete
03:03:37 mathematical clarity is a time is not a fundamental feature of universe.
03:03:40 It is something that has to emerge somehow from a timeless underlying reality.
03:03:43 The question is just, how do you give me the link?
03:03:45 Because it has not.
03:03:46 There were several songs, and then there was it done.
03:03:48 But in 2013, one team decided
03:03:50 to stop playing the candidates and test one of them in a library.
03:03:52 What they found is one of those quietly unsettling,
03:03:54 and it almost never comes up outside. Special exceptions.
03:03:56 The experiment between America and colleagues
03:03:58 built was designed to test an Idea patent, which is proposed back in 1983.
03:04:01 The idea is called the relational interpretation of time,
03:04:03 and it works like this.
03:04:04 If the universe as a whole has no time, as the equation says,
03:04:06 then times arise when the relationship between the universe,
03:04:08 specifically between a clock and observer a clock to test
03:04:11 this team created a simple quantum system two entangled photons.
03:04:14 One acted as the clock, the other acted as the observer.
03:04:17 Then they look at the system in two different ways.
03:04:18 First, from the outside, I don't like the two videos a single day.
03:04:21 I measuring it from about perspective.
03:04:24 The system appeared static. Timeless.
03:04:25 No revolution, no change, no before or after exactly what the equation predicts.
03:04:29 Then they look for the inside using one for countermeasure,
03:04:31 the other letting the internal observer track the internal clock.
03:04:33 From this perspective, time existed.
03:04:35 The clock ticked.
03:04:36 Events are sequence
03:04:36 the internals of experiment, time passing, same system, same physical setup
03:04:40 to complete differ reality depending on where you stood.
03:04:42 If you're outside at the end of time, insight is important.
03:04:44 Two distinct different realities.
03:04:48 To me, that alone could be
03:04:50 this a poor attempt at describing
03:04:55 and as above, so below, or a heaven and earth kind of a thing.
03:04:59 What this means is almost to launch, to hold in one thought.
03:05:01 Time may not be a property of the universe.
03:05:02 It may be a property of being inside universe.
03:05:03 It may be what it feels like to be part of something rather than an observer. All.
03:05:06 If that's true, then every question we thought we knew.
03:05:08 So it's fucking the universe.
03:05:09 It's inside the universe.
03:05:11 You have to ask about the beginning of time,
03:05:12 the end of time, the direction of time.
03:05:14 All of them need to be reframed entirely.
03:05:15 Not because the questions are wrong,
03:05:16 because the thing they ask asking about is not where we thought was what the more
03:05:19 the experiment actually implies is something most some reason miss.
03:05:21 If you are science system, you experience time.
03:05:23 If you're outside, you do not.
03:05:24 And you know I definitely there is no position you can occupy
03:05:27 that is not inside it.
03:05:28 Which means the time, the description, the liquid equation,
03:05:30 the static quantum state, the universe we know before and after is a description
03:05:33 from a perspective that physically cannot exist.
03:05:35 No. See, that's huge for my whole concept of what I think I believe in.
03:05:40 If you're not in the system,
03:05:42 then you're not withholding by the system's physical rules
03:05:46 that is an epiphany.
03:05:49 That's a revelation for me.
03:05:51 And I'm I mean, I might be wrong.
03:05:52 This is for my own personal opinion and belief.
03:05:55 That isn't proof, but it's he literally just said, if you're not inside of it,
03:06:00 if you're not observing it, if you're not a part of it,
03:06:02 for example, like when your energy changes when you die.
03:06:05 I know that's a stretch.
03:06:06 It seems fantastically ridiculous, but it gets even worse
03:06:09 if you think that there's nothing that I can a that the only option,
03:06:13 any real access is the internal one, the one where time exists.
03:06:16 And here's where it gets more specific and more unsettling.
03:06:17 The just saying time is an illusion.
03:06:19 Let's see. Wait.
03:06:20 I'm sorry, I have to keep talking, interrupting, and making transformative.
03:06:22 Our whole argument for 150 shows basically is is there anything after life?
03:06:27 But if you take out the after part
03:06:29 and say it doesn't matter if it's before or after or during,
03:06:32 when the existence of observing life ends, something dramatically changes.
03:06:38 There's a truth to that.
03:06:39 Whether it just turns to blackness or it turns to something that you're.
03:06:48 A part of everything.
03:06:50 It's not mean. Time isn't real.
03:06:51 It means something more precise.
03:06:52 It means time is real,
03:06:53 but only occurring only from inside only, for instance, only locally.
03:06:57 So once you're not local to this realm, to this dimension,
03:07:01 you're not bound by it.
03:07:04 The universe does not have a single tiny boy.
03:07:06 That sounds familiar.
03:07:07 It sounds so familiar rising from a relationship.
03:07:09 And I don't think that these people that wrote all these stories
03:07:11 that we that have similarity because just Gary,
03:07:14 I think, thinks they're similar because they just heard the other story.
03:07:17 I think these people found the secret to this and was trying to tell us,
03:07:21 or trying to preserve the history of this.
03:07:24 They was trying to tell us, they was trying to tell us something
03:07:27 between a particular observer and a particular clock, what we call time.
03:07:30 We measure the structure our entire existence around
03:07:33 is something that emerges from entanglement, from quantum.
03:07:35 I would almost call it our awareness and consciousness.
03:07:37 Even a relation between the system has no global time
03:07:39 or what I find genuinely curious about this is a question.
03:07:42 It open to the boundary
03:07:43 if time emerges on the relationship between observer and system,
03:07:45 if it is not a backdrop or a product,
03:07:46 what happens to the edges of the relationship?
03:07:48 What happened to time before observers existed?
03:07:50 Was there a then at all?
03:07:51 And is the question even coherence
03:07:52 given the word before we assume something, we try to explain.
03:07:54 While theories work through what the result
03:07:56 means, other physicists are doing something more immediate.
03:07:58 They are pushing on general relativity with precision.
03:07:59 It is never faced before
03:08:01 looking for the exact point where it's not to show a crime.
03:08:03 The Machine Atomic Clock
03:08:04 ensemble in space is running right now on the National Space Station.
03:08:06 It carries two clocks very low, a cold by sea and yes, in France.
03:08:09 And as a hydrogen, I said Swiss institutions.
03:08:12 Together they generate a tiny signal with a fractional frequency
03:08:14 of one times ten to the power of -16.
03:08:16 And that little precision, even the smallest deviations
03:08:18 from general relativity predictions, become visible.
03:08:20 The clocks on the i.s.s.
03:08:21 compared continuously with networks of atomic clocks on the ground
03:08:23 through a microwave link that works for all known sources of noise and drift.
03:08:25 What the machine is looking for is any departure
03:08:26 from what Einstein's equations predict,
03:08:27 for how time runs at an altitude and velocity.
03:08:29 Not to confirm relativity. Relativity has confirmed enough times.
03:08:32 What they are looking for is where fails
03:08:34 because everyone the field knows it must be somewhere.
03:08:35 General relativity and quantum mechanics cannot be completely correct,
03:08:38 and some type of precision one of them has to show a crack.
03:08:40 Can they look at this?
03:08:42 Must expect it should be visible in the data.
03:08:44 The result is coming in.
03:08:45 And what I find striking about that,
03:08:46 genuinely striking, is that we are living at the exact moment
03:08:48 when the most precise test of time ever conducted is running,
03:08:50 and the answer is not yet.
03:08:51 What do you do that most people have no idea the system exists.
03:08:54 The crack, if it is there, is being measured right now.
03:08:56 Nobody knows yet which side that we are on.
03:08:58 What the machine cannot do is has general relativity
03:08:59 and quantum mechanics simultaneously in a single measurement.
03:09:01 Those two theories are of different scales,
03:09:03 and every experimental now has tested one or the other, but never both at once.
03:09:06 That changed in July 2045.
03:09:07 Economically, it seems astute.
03:09:08 Jacob, to the University of Illinois and you had a scholar at Harvard
03:09:11 published a protocol in quantum physics,
03:09:12 something I find almost audacious installation that designed
03:09:14 put an atomic clock into a superposition of two different heights
03:09:16 above the surface,
03:09:17 the same clock at the same moment, its intensity higher and lower.
03:09:20 In quantum mechanics or in general relativity,
03:09:22 the two height correspond to two different rates 2.5.
03:09:24 So the clock in superposition is simply the two different rates of time.
03:09:27 I need to be answering those two time flows.
03:09:29 The quantum signature of superposition can be measured.
03:09:31 This has never been done before.
03:09:32 Wait,
03:09:33 because it finds both quantum clearance and gravitational position
03:09:35 at a level the only recently became technically feasible.
03:09:36 What makes this matter is not just precision,
03:09:38 it is what the result is for us to include
03:09:40 every experiment before this test of quantum mechanics
03:09:41 in flat spacetime or general relativity without quantum effects.
03:09:44 This is the first particle that makes both theories
03:09:46 show up in the same number at the same moment,
03:09:47 and that number does not matter what you do, they reproduce individually.
03:09:49 If the combined quantum gravitation
03:09:51 behavior time is something neither framework anticipated,
03:09:53 then we will have direct experimental evidence
03:09:54 that both approximations do something.
03:09:56 We do not yet have a theory.
03:09:57 Well, name a theory nobody's written down yet.
03:09:59 What would it even look like? That is not a rhetorical question.
03:10:01 It is the actual open problem.
03:10:02 There is a detail about quantum conditions that has not yet come to me
03:10:04 into any of the frameworks we've been building.
03:10:06 The event has a duration,
03:10:07 not duration, measured by an external clock,
03:10:09 a duration written to the geometry of the material itself.
03:10:11 Hugo del team at ePFl showed this in February 2026.
03:10:14 They measured how long it takes an electron to absorb a photon
03:10:15 and jump to a high energy state without using any external reference.
03:10:18 We measured high energy state.
03:10:21 That sounds like something else I've heard before too,
03:10:24 under this kind, relying on the clock saying outside the quantum system,
03:10:26 timing it from without, what they'll send it instead was used
03:10:28 quantum systems own internal structure to record the duration.
03:10:30 When an electron absorbs the photon,
03:10:32 it can follow multiple quantum pathways simultaneously.
03:10:34 These ways interfere with each other, and the interference
03:10:35 leaves a signature in the spin of the emitted electron.
03:10:37 By analyzing that signature, the team to determine how long the transition
03:10:39 took entirely for information encoded inside the process itself.
03:10:41 What they found is that quantum transitions are not instantaneous.
03:10:44 They have a measurable duration,
03:10:45 but the duration depends on the atomic structure of the material change
03:10:47 the symmetry of the crystal, and the transition takes longer.
03:10:49 Lower symmetry, long time, high symmetry, shorter time.
03:10:51 The geometry of the period not not not an external blow,
03:10:55 not the flow of time around the shape of the thing itself.
03:10:57 And this is in the same family as the Willard results
03:10:59 and the Marie-Eve experiment.
03:11:00 If the duration of a quantum event is determined by internal geometry
03:11:02 rather than external time, what exactly is flowing?
03:11:04 When we say time flows, is it possible that what we call time
03:11:06 is just a way of describing the internal geometry processes?
03:11:08 That duration is not something events happen inside,
03:11:10 but something that is a property of the events themselves.
03:11:12 I don't know how to make idea comfortable,
03:11:13 but I also do not know how to dismiss it.
03:11:15 And back to that NIST clock from the beginning, the same month,
03:11:18 because his team published that quantum network protocol,
03:11:20 the NIST in Boulder, and now something that connects
03:11:22 all of these threads to a question most physicists consider
03:11:24 much too large to ask directly.
03:11:26 The aluminum ion clock. I can have a comment from
03:11:29 30 viewers, for it is now sensitive enough to detect changes
03:11:31 in the fundamental constants of nature
03:11:32 the fine structure constant, which determines how small
03:11:34 I don't have to call in the gravitational constant, is one, five, eight, six,
03:11:37 three or what is written into the equations,
03:11:40 but they are not derived from anything deeper.
03:11:42 They are measured anything or measured quantities.
03:11:44 While the math is there is no one. The reason I have to say constant.
03:11:46 They could drift slowly, almost be on detection, but measurably.
03:11:50 If you have a precise enough instrument,
03:11:51 the newest clock is not precise enough to check, not to actually check.
03:11:55 And if the concept of drifting, if the fine structure
03:11:56 constant today is not exactly what it was a billion years ago,
03:11:59 then the laws of physics as we know them are not eternal truths.
03:12:01 They are snapshots, descriptions.
03:12:03 The universe just happens to be right now, at this moment in cosmic history.
03:12:05 And if the laws of changing then time, the dimension
03:12:07 on which they change, is more fundamental than the laws themselves.
03:12:10 Time's up.
03:12:10 Being a consequence of physics,
03:12:11 it becomes a thing because it happens inside
03:12:13 which everything we thought we knew about the relationship
03:12:14 between time, a physical law and that version can accelerate to a crack
03:12:17 that has been widening the center cosmology for about a decade,
03:12:19 a crack that does not involve quantum mechanics at all.
03:12:21 But it's just too hard to explain away.
03:12:22 There's a number that's been sitting at the center
03:12:23 of cosmology for about a decade, refusing to resolve.
03:12:25 And it matters for exactly the reasons the necessity result matters.
03:12:28 It is the Hubble constant, the rate at which the universe is expanding.
03:12:30 That's all it should be. One number. The universe is one universe.
03:12:32 But when physicists measure it two independent ways,
03:12:34 they get two different answers.
03:12:35 The first method uses the cosmic microwave background.
03:12:37 The other, they just said there's one universe.
03:12:39 But when they there's two ways to measure it that tells.
03:12:43 And if there's two different outcomes,
03:12:44 that tells me that there is not just one universe.
03:12:47 The universe map with extraordinary precision by the Planck satellite in 2018.
03:12:51 This gives 67.4km per second per megaparsec.
03:12:53 The second method uses variable star as distance markers, led by Adam Reese
03:12:57 and his team, and gives 73.2g per second per megaparsec.
03:13:00 The difference is five sigma.
03:13:01 In physics, five sigma is a threshold to call something a discovery.
03:13:04 This gap is sigma.
03:13:05 That's what I call remember earlier I said five and the numbers do not converge.
03:13:09 Now here is why this belongs
03:13:10 to a conversation about time rather than just about space.
03:13:12 The Hubble constant is not just a rate of expansion, it is a rate of change.
03:13:14 Instead of saying God from this point forward, I would like to say the unknown.
03:13:18 The five of cosmic scales.
03:13:19 If two independent things are measuring the rate described by five sigma,
03:13:22 it means we do not fully understand how the geometry of space time scales.
03:13:25 And if we don't understand that, I'm saying that jokingly, but why?
03:13:27 Somebody will study religion, basically
03:13:29 what the cosmic events, the age of structures
03:13:30 is built on something, but it's not fully resolved.
03:13:32 What I find hard
03:13:32 to accept about this is how casually it is sometimes described
03:13:34 as a measurement problem, rather than a physics problem.
03:13:36 Five Sigma is not a rounding error, it is a signal.
03:13:38 And in 2024, a second incident made that signal considerably louder.
03:13:41 The Hubble tension was already upsetting enough on its own.
03:13:43 Then the Dark Energy Spectroscopic Instrument added something worse.
03:13:46 As I spent years mapping the distribution galaxies across enormous volumes.
03:13:49 We don't like
03:13:50 to measure how cosmic expansion has changed a lot.
03:13:52 The data found in 2024 is the dark energy,
03:13:55 the force driving the acceleration of expansion,
03:13:56 the thing that Einstein called the cosmological constant may not be constant.
03:13:59 All the data suggests it is weakening slowly but measurably.
03:14:02 It was stronger.
03:14:02 The universe has been decreasing since dark energy is the engine
03:14:04 driving the expansion of space and the expansion of space is a mechanism
03:14:07 by which the universe has a cosmic history,
03:14:08 a sequence of events, an earlier and a later, a past and a future.
03:14:11 At a larger scales,
03:14:13 if the engine is not constant,
03:14:14 then the rate at which cosmic time flows is not constant either
03:14:16 the universe is not just expanding, it is expanding a rate that is itself
03:14:18 changing in a way we do not predict and do not fully understand.
03:14:20 And the uncomfortable application of the desi result
03:14:22 sitting alongside the Hubble tension, is that our model of cosmic time
03:14:24 is built on assumptions of dark energy that may be wrong.
03:14:26 If dark energy is evolving, the timeline shifts what we did.
03:14:29 It may have occurred.
03:14:29 Different moments in the history of universe
03:14:31 all the time depends on what time is doing the cosmic scales.
03:14:33 And right now, two of the most important moment
03:14:34 in cosmology are telling us something we do not yet know how to read.
03:14:37 I think this gets under-reported
03:14:38 because it is too large to sensationalized cleanly.
03:14:40 But the ram is moving,
03:14:40 and if the energy of cosmic time is changing, it raises a question.
03:14:43 Nobody in the field has a competent answer to changing toward what there's a risk
03:14:46 that all of this starts to feel like trouble.
03:14:47 The edges exact problems do not touch the solid ground
03:14:49 we already know,
03:14:50 but the solid ground has its own strangeness
03:14:52 and has been measured clearly enough that there is no room to dismiss it.
03:14:54 In 1959, Robert Pound and Glenn Becker did an experiment, a Harvard
03:14:57 that is about as clean and direct as it gets.
03:14:59 They measured
03:14:59 whether light changes frequency as it moves through a competition field,
03:15:02 where light loses energy climbing up and gains every falling down.
03:15:04 They did this by shining
03:15:05 gamma rays
03:15:05 about a 22.5m tall, and measuring whether the frequency of a light
03:15:07 at the top differed from what was imaged at the bottom,
03:15:09 it did the shift match exactly what general relativity did,
03:15:12 a prediction
03:15:12 Einstein made in 1907, 52 years before anyone measured it using nothing
03:15:15 but principle acceleration and gravity argument.
03:15:17 What strikes me about this is not confirmation.
03:15:19 It is a gap.
03:15:20 52 years between predictions
03:15:21 and the measurement arrived exactly what the theory said it would.
03:15:23 Time really does run slow at the bottom of a table.
03:15:25 Then at the top, not by much.
03:15:26 A few pass in ten to the power 15,
03:15:28 but unambiguously, repeatedly in a building in Cambridge, Massachusetts.
03:15:30 I know since then has been a deeper version of the same question.
03:15:33 Why does the geometry of space time make the rate of time depend on position?
03:15:36 And the deeper you push the question
03:15:37 through the geometry, the result through the Oxford quantum clock,
03:15:40 through the equation for three becomes the strangeness is not the edge.
03:15:44 It was in the building in 1959.
03:15:46 We just don't really see it yet.
03:15:47 Something physicists have predicted for decades
03:15:48 but never managed to produce cleanly in a lottery.
03:15:50 Only in the 25.
03:15:51 And the result is one of the things that sounds like science fiction,
03:15:53 until you look at what it actually demonstrates.
03:15:55 Him and his team at the University in New York system
03:15:57 that reflects electromagnetic waves in time rather than in space.
03:15:59 Normally, when a wave hits a boundary, a wall, a surface,
03:16:01 a transition between two materials, it reflects back through space, moves
03:16:04 to create a temporal boundary. Instead,
03:16:06 by suddenly and uniformly changing the physical properties of the medium.
03:16:08 The way it was traveling through time machine,
03:16:10 the system instantaneously was invented.
03:16:11 It created a moment in time where wave experienced discontinuity
03:16:14 and the wave reflected, not backward, through space, through time,
03:16:17 the signal began retracing its own history.
03:16:19 It went back through the same medium it already passed through,
03:16:21 reproducing the past states of the wave in reverse order.
03:16:23 The team also observed people report that their entire life
03:16:26 flashes before their eyes, before their their awareness is ending.
03:16:31 Translation.
03:16:32 The reflected wave emerged at a different
03:16:35 state like I.
03:16:36 What I am suggesting then
03:16:37 is you actually go through that back to wherever you started, whatever that is.
03:16:41 Instead of just empty blackness, you go back to where you started frequency.
03:16:45 Then the original,
03:16:45 which is the temple equivalent of the wave changing in our brains.
03:16:48 We're like, no, because there's there's the arrow of time.
03:16:50 And so it's impossible, but it's clearly not impossible direction.
03:16:54 When it enters a different medium anyway, it's measurably not impossible.
03:16:58 The result was clean, repeatable,
03:17:00 and confirmed a theoretic prediction that it existed since the 1960s
03:17:02 without ever been clearly demonstrated.
03:17:04 The experiment is careful to know the time outside the system continued normally.
03:17:06 What changed was the behavior of the wave inside an entity, a temporal boundary.
03:17:09 But the note of caution while scientifically accurate,
03:17:11 it's not fully dissolved.
03:17:11 The question
03:17:12 the experiment raises
03:17:12 is the boundary between past and future is something that can be engineered,
03:17:14 something that responds to the physical properties of a medium.
03:17:16 What exactly is a boundary?
03:17:17 What is the separating the mechanism of music?
03:17:19 Excitement reveals something about time that was always true, and it's something
03:17:21 that we demonstrate this clearly for when a wave hits a spatial boundary,
03:17:24 a wall, what is conserved is its frequency.
03:17:25 The pitch stays the same, the direction
03:17:27 the temporal boundary works the opposite way.
03:17:29 When the medium changes suddenly in time rather than space, what is conserved
03:17:31 is the direction, the way it keeps moving forward through space.
03:17:33 But it's really changes, shifting to the value of the new medium.
03:17:36 And simultaneously,
03:17:37 a time reverse copy of the wave is generated propagating backward.
03:17:39 This is not a property of quantum systems.
03:17:41 It follows our Maxwell's equations, which are among the most tested
03:17:43 relationships in all of physics,
03:17:44 which means the capacity for time reversal is not something
03:17:46 that has to be injected into physics time outside it is already there
03:17:48 in the structure of the equations, waiting for the right physical conditions.
03:17:51 Moose's team did not discover something new.
03:17:52 They revealed something and that is a different result.
03:17:55 It says that the asymmetry of time,
03:17:57 the fact that waves travel forward and not backward,
03:17:58 that signals propagate into the future and not past,
03:18:00 is not written into the laws of electromagnetism at all.
03:18:02 It is written into the initial conditions, into the fact that we start with a wave
03:18:05 and a medium that is uniform.
03:18:07 Change the medium suddenly and the equations
03:18:08 produce both direction spontaneously the arrow of time.
03:18:11 Even in classical physics, is not law.
03:18:12 It is a choice of starting conditions.
03:18:14 And this brings back the passage from Boltzmann.
03:18:15 Now Ciampa,
03:18:16 who chose the starting conditions or more precisely, wasn't a choice at all.
03:18:19 Or was it the only option available? That is not a rhetorical question.
03:18:21 Is one of the open problems in physics.
03:18:23 That question why the initial conditions were, why we were connect the results
03:18:25 from particle physics I find deeply puzzling,
03:18:27 and let's just call it creation for now.
03:18:29 They do not get enough attention, wish they would have time
03:18:31 to speed up our experiment.
03:18:32 SLAC, measured in 2012,
03:18:33 was direct evidence of time reversal by violation instead of particles.
03:18:36 They were studying bosons on separation of the arrow of time onwards.
03:18:40 The question was whether the process of going from, say, to say, be the creation
03:18:42 of the arrow of time that we are currently in, just started
03:18:45 because some observer somewhere in some in this universe decided to
03:18:51 was statistically identical to the process of going from, say,
03:18:53 be back to say if time is truly symmetric, those rate should equal they were not.
03:18:57 The transition rates differed by a measurable amount.
03:18:59 Then in 2020,
03:19:00 the team took it from Japan, found a related asymmetry in neutrinos, matter
03:19:03 and antimatter versions of the same particle,
03:19:04 oscillating between different types at different rates.
03:19:06 Both results are real,
03:19:07 both are statistically robust, and both show that the arrow telling
03:19:09 is not just a statistical tendency at large scales.
03:19:11 The way Boltzmann described it,
03:19:12 it is built into behavior of individual particles in ways that a standard
03:19:14 model can accommodate mathematically, but cannot explain
03:19:16 how we can describe the asymmetry.
03:19:17 We cannot say why exists.
03:19:19 What bothers me about this
03:19:20 is the gap between the aspirations we have and the explanation we actually need.
03:19:23 Boltzmann gave us thermodynamics,
03:19:24 the arrow of time as a statistical bias toward more probable states.
03:19:26 But baseball and T2 are showing something
03:19:28 at the particle level that is not statistical.
03:19:30 It is structural, built in the level of individual interactions,
03:19:32 and the structural asymmetry demands a structure explanation.
03:19:34 We do not have one, which means the deeper source of time
03:19:36 direction remains unknown even as measurements get more precise.
03:19:39 The baseball and T2 results show
03:19:40 that the direction of falling is built
03:19:41 in the individual particle area, but that is a result for quantum mechanics
03:19:43 to add something almost opposite to the picture,
03:19:45 not the time has a fixed direction, but the observation can stop entirely.
03:19:48 It is called the quantum Zeno effect, first proposed by George
03:19:50 Sajjan and Misra in 1977 and confirmed experimentally multiple times since.
03:19:53 The idea
03:19:54 is this a quantum system evolves at time, a particle decays and atom transition
03:19:57 between energy levels, a quantum state changes.
03:19:59 This evolution has a calculated timescale, but if you measure the system
03:20:01 for long enough, if you observe fast enough, the evolution slows down.
03:20:03 The more often you look,
03:20:04 the slower changes, and in the limit continuous observation,
03:20:06 the system stops evolving and tiny it freezes.
03:20:08 You can hold a quantum system in its current state
03:20:09 indefinitely simply by measuring it fast enough. Yeah, now.
03:20:11 But this looks like the Oxford example.
03:20:13 Observation. Create the arrow of time.
03:20:14 The Zeno effect says observation also controls the rate of time.
03:20:16 That's how fast quantum pollution precedes frequency of slows quantum time.
03:20:20 No observation removes the arrow entirely.
03:20:21 And the actor observing costs energy as I showed,
03:20:23 which means the controlling time at a quantum level
03:20:25 has a thermodynamic price you pay to slow it by to give direction.
03:20:28 Time in this picture is not really flowing independent of everything around it,
03:20:31 in something closer to a process of quantum dissipation,
03:20:32 to sustain and participation to direct,
03:20:34 which raises a question I find genuinely different result
03:20:36 if observations the same time, if the rate and direction of time
03:20:38 depend on the presence of frequency measurement,
03:20:39 what was time doing before there was anything
03:20:41 the universe capable of observing anything wasn't doing anything?
03:20:43 People always ask what was there before the Big Bang
03:20:48 then?
03:20:48 And if the answer is no, then what exactly started
03:20:50 the fact that observationally, for all time, the quantum
03:20:52 mechanical precision suddenly felt less like engineering
03:20:54 and more like philosophy made physical?
03:20:55 Because the more precisely you can measure time,
03:20:57 the more deeply you can follow these facts and precision.
03:20:58 Took a step in 2024 and 2025 that changes what is possible.
03:21:01 Multiple teams at PTB in Brunswick
03:21:03 and Agile in Boulder demonstrated working nuclear blocks based on thorium 239.
03:21:07 The difference between these and conventional
03:21:08 atomic clocks is not just precision, it is what is doing.
03:21:10 The oscillating atomic clocks use the transitions electrons and shells, atoms
03:21:14 which interact with the surrounding electromagnetic environment
03:21:16 and can be disturbed by electric and magnetic fields.
03:21:18 Nuclear talks use conditions inside the atomic nucleus itself,
03:21:20 shielded from almost everything outside the electron cloud surrounding nucleus.
03:21:23 The result is a stability order of magnitude
03:21:24 better than atomic clocks and a sensitivity to fact.
03:21:26 The atomic clocks cannot reach
03:21:27 specifically to changes in the strong nuclear
03:21:28 force, the force holding protons and neutrons together.
03:21:30 If the strong force has a coupling constant
03:21:32 that varies even slightly for the cosmological time,
03:21:33 a nuclear clock will eventually detect it.
03:21:35 And here is why that matters. Beyond the obvious.
03:21:36 If fundamental constants are changing,
03:21:38 then the laws of physics, historical rather than eternal.
03:21:40 They have a before and after, which means they are inside time
03:21:42 anything also inside time. Time can be derived from the laws.
03:21:45 Something has gone in a circle.
03:21:46 In physics, a circle usually means a missing piece.
03:21:48 The circle is been sitting here for decades.
03:21:50 The nuclear clock is the first, in German,
03:21:51 precise enough to start looking for what it finds or does not find
03:21:54 will either close the circle or force it to redraw, and tiny
03:21:56 that circle time cannot be derived from those other cells in time runs
03:21:59 directly to something happening right now at the level of internal standards.
03:22:02 I think the way this is usually reported
03:22:03 varies what is actually everything about it.
03:22:05 The entire community is preparing to redefine the second.
03:22:07 A coordinate comparison of optical clocks across six countries, published in June
03:22:09 2045, was a major step toward making this formal sometime around 2030.
03:22:12 The current position,
03:22:13 based on constellations since 1967, is being replaced
03:22:15 with something based on optical transitions.
03:22:17 Oscillating a frequency is roughly 10,000 times
03:22:18 higher than cesium, measurable with far greater resolution. Yeah. That's right.
03:22:21 Now here's what gets left out of this reporting on this.
03:22:23 The definition is not just a technical grade.
03:22:24 It is an admission,
03:22:25 an admission that the previous ruler was not precise enough
03:22:27 to measure the thing we are actually trying to understand.
03:22:29 The new definition will allow physicists to test
03:22:30 whether fundamental constants drift to probe quantum variation behavior.
03:22:33 Time to run experiments. The cesium found it simply could not support.
03:22:35 But here's why I keep coming back to every definition of a second.
03:22:37 The old one and the new one is a definition of how time behaves,
03:22:40 not what time is.
03:22:41 The standards committee is not in the business of answering that nobody is.
03:22:43 And the remarkable thing about reading the rule right now is that the new rules
03:22:45 will be precise enough to show with things we have never seen before,
03:22:47 whether what it shows us will tell us what time actually is,
03:22:49 or just give us more precise description of something we still do not understand.
03:22:52 That is the question.
03:22:52 The definition process. Wait, the ruler?
03:22:55 You mean like a king?
03:22:56 We have always.
03:22:57 But maybe the only question that matters.
03:22:58 And I wonder sometimes whether the answer when it comes,
03:23:00 will look anything like what any of us are expecting.
03:23:02 If you try to follow all of these results to a single conclusion, the NIST talk,
03:23:05 the whole tension DSI, the weird equation, the Mareeba experiment, the Oxford
03:23:08 quantum clock, what you run into is the same wall from every direction.
03:23:11 Time is not what we thought it was,
03:23:12 and the frameworks we have do not agree on what it actually is. Oh really?
03:23:14 Everybody's onto this develop with at modern in loop
03:23:16 quantum gravity since 1988 is to say the time is not around.
03:23:19 It is not a date on which events occur.
03:23:21 It is a description of how we then write two events related
03:23:23 if one influences the other,
03:23:24 if a signal can pass between them if they have a causal connection.
03:23:26 Time in loop quantum gravity is nothing more than the ordering of the relations.
03:23:29 It is nothing. It is a description.
03:23:31 Rovelli makes a point that is easy to understand and hard
03:23:33 to accept when you remove the thermodynamic approximation,
03:23:35 when you look at a small enough system with even a particle
03:23:37 that statistical effects vanish, time disappears from the equations.
03:23:39 The equations have no clear direction, no flow, no before and after time.
03:23:43 He argues.
03:23:43 There's no way
03:23:44 when you have a large enough system with enough interacting parts,
03:23:46 that statistical behavior emerges and entropy starts increasing.
03:23:48 Time is a macroscopic phenomenon like temperature.
03:23:50 Temperature does not exist for a single molecule,
03:23:52 exist for large collections of molecules.
03:23:53 Okay, average energy
03:23:55 time in this view, exists for large collections of events
03:23:57 as a measure of the average causal ordering,
03:23:58 which means that asking what time is doing at the small scales
03:24:01 at the Planck length, at the level of individual quantum events,
03:24:03 is like asking what the temperature of a single proton is.
03:24:06 The question may simply not apply,
03:24:07 and if time does not apply to small scales,
03:24:09 then the question writes itself what exactly does it emerge from it?
03:24:11 Look, quantum gravity does time into relation between events.
03:24:13 Roger Penrose takes the same problem, a completely different picture.
03:24:15 His framework, conformal cosmology, does not try to explain where time comes from.
03:24:19 It tries to explain why the universe started suddenly.
03:24:20 Probably altered state in the first place.
03:24:22 That is the real mystery.
03:24:22 Underneath everything open identified
03:24:24 the arrow of time points from low entropy to high entropy.
03:24:26 Fine. But why was entropy so low? The beginning?
03:24:28 Why did universe start in extraordinary order
03:24:30 when the overwhelming majority of possible initial states are disordered?
03:24:32 The standard answer they just did, and we should not ask why,
03:24:34 has always felt like a place holder. Penrose refuses to accept it.
03:24:37 His proposal is that the Big Bang was not a beginning.
03:24:39 It was a transition in conformance.
03:24:40 Like apology, the universe passes through an infinite sequence beyond.
03:24:43 It starts something like a big bang and ends with something like a heat death,
03:24:45 maximum entropy, cold, empty, dark.
03:24:48 There in the far future of
03:24:49 neon, when all matter has decayed and all black holes have to break it.
03:24:51 Only infinities, rain, photons and cratons moving at the speed of light
03:24:55 and massless particles do not experience time.
03:24:56 I've never had no internal clock.
03:24:58 The distance between the nanosecond between them
03:25:00 at that point and resolves the universe loses track of scale.
03:25:02 It cannot switch between very large and very small in that scale state.
03:25:05 The cold, empty end of one year on in the hot, dense beginning of the next
03:25:07 becomes geometrically equivalent.
03:25:08 The heat, death and the Big Bang are the same moment seen from different sides.
03:25:11 There's a the beginning of time at the same event,
03:25:13 which means a low entropy beginning of a universe is not an accident.
03:25:14 Require an explanation.
03:25:15 It is a mechanical consequence of the high entropy end of the previous one.
03:25:18 I find this answer either deeply satisfying or deeply unsatisfying.
03:25:20 Depend on the day. Why can't we discuss the geometry works?
03:25:23 Stephen Hawking arrived at a similar solution
03:25:24 from a completely different mechanical direction,
03:25:26 working with James Hartley in 1983, he proposed what they call
03:25:28 the no boundary condition, a way of describing a quantum state.
03:25:30 The universe does not require an initial condition at all.
03:25:32 The approach uses a mathematical technique called a rotation,
03:25:34 which replaces real time with imaginary time,
03:25:35 multiplying the time coordinate by the square root of negative one.
03:25:37 This sounds like a formal trick in the context quantum gravity.
03:25:40 Hawking and hotly argued it is more than an imaginary time.
03:25:42 The discussion between time and space disappears.
03:25:43 The four dimensions of space time become four spatial dimensions,
03:25:45 all equivalent, not playing the central role.
03:25:47 Time plays in ordinary physics, and in this four dimensions, spatial geometry.
03:25:49 There is no boundary, no edge, no point.
03:25:51 You can call it again, just as the surface of the earth has no edge,
03:25:53 you can travel in that direction infinitely without reaching a wall.
03:25:55 The universe in imaginary time has no beginning.
03:25:57 The bang, when you rotate back from the imaginary
03:25:58 time to real time, appears not as a moment where time start from zero,
03:26:01 but as the point where a spatial geometry transitions into a spacetime geometry.
03:26:03 A smooth, rounded top like the bottom of a sphere.
03:26:05 Time do not begin there.
03:26:06 It emerged that from a region with distinction
03:26:08 between time and space did not apply.
03:26:09 What I find striking about both Penrose and Hawking here is that they are pointing
03:26:12 at the same thing from opposite directions,
03:26:13 and says the beginning was the end of something
03:26:15 else, Hawking says, beginning with a smooth geometric transition
03:26:17 from time to state, both to solve the question of what came before
03:26:19 but not answer the question that emerges from dissolving it.
03:26:21 If time emerged, whether from previous eon or from the metric geometry,
03:26:23 what determines which way it appeared?
03:26:25 There's one piece of the picture that connect the largest scales
03:26:27 to the smallest.
03:26:27 In a way, none of the theoretical frameworks managed to reconcile.
03:26:30 It concerns black holes and what information inside them.
03:26:32 And it matters here because of what it lies about,
03:26:33 whether the past is a different thing.
03:26:35 Hawking showed in the 1970s that black holes emit radiation, now
03:26:37 called Hawking radiation,
03:26:38 as a consequence of quantum effects near the event horizon.
03:26:40 This radiation is thermal.
03:26:41 It carries energy, but no information about what
03:26:43 fell into the black hole is random.
03:26:44 And as the black hole slowly operates, the information about everything
03:26:47 every particle, every quantum state, every physical data appears to be born,
03:26:50 not hidden, not encoded in correlations to subtle detection.
03:26:53 This violates unitarity.
03:26:54 The requirement quantum mechanics of quantum
03:26:55 evolution is reversible and the information is always conserved.
03:26:57 If information can't be destroyed, the past cannot be reconstruct
03:26:59 from the present,
03:27:00 even in principle, the chain of cause and effect
03:27:01 that makes the past a well-defined thing becomes undefined for anything
03:27:04 across an event horizon.
03:27:05 The reason that belongs to a conversation
03:27:06 about time is the temporal order and information
03:27:08 preservation are the same thing, seen for different angles.
03:27:10 To say that the past is definite,
03:27:11 that events happened in a specific sequence is to say the information
03:27:13 about those events is preserved some way in the present.
03:27:15 If black holes destroy information, they destroy the defense of the past.
03:27:18 They introduce a genuine ambiguity in the timeline.
03:27:19 The universe a note started from outside can resolve,
03:27:21 and there are a lot of black holes, which means past.
03:27:23 Maybe less than nothing we assume.
03:27:24 And if the past is not fully definite,
03:27:25 if the timeline the universe has genuine gaps in it, then what exactly is the thing
03:27:27 we are trying to make out when we point to reality here?
03:27:29 Something that should probably be more than it is?
03:27:31 The twin paradox.
03:27:32 The thought experiment where one twin travels idly
03:27:34 and returns younger is not a thought experiment.
03:27:36 It has been measured.
03:27:37 Astronauts who spend six months on the ancestral space station
03:27:39 return to Earth,
03:27:39 having aged approximately 0.007 seconds less than people who stayed on the ground.
03:27:43 Scott Kelly, who spent nearly a year on the U.S.,
03:27:45 is measurably younger than his identical twin, Mark, who remained on Earth.
03:27:47 The difference is seven milliseconds, about 340 days real measured,
03:27:50 which means two people who want the same amount,
03:27:52 who start with identical clocks live different
03:27:54 all of time during the same period.
03:27:55 They vary in different quantities of duration,
03:27:57 and the part of this gets overlooked in the end.
03:27:58 The reporting is not just milliseconds,
03:28:00 it is what seven milliseconds implies that the concept of a shared presence.
03:28:02 When Kelly returned from the I.s.s., he and his brother
03:28:04 were not at the same moment in time in any absolute sense.
03:28:06 They were. It's it's measurable.
03:28:11 And I'd be so bold to say if I was
03:28:13 if I was living seven milliseconds behind you, you would not be aware of me
03:28:18 for the same location in space.
03:28:19 But the amount of time each passed through was different than ours.
03:28:22 We're not the same now,
03:28:22 and it is true for two people separated by 400km altitude and orbital velocity.
03:28:26 It is true in principle for any context, anywhere in universe.
03:28:28 Every object carries its own local time.
03:28:30 Those local times do not sum to a single shared timeline
03:28:31 that the universe is moving through together.
03:28:33 There was no universe now, and once you fully accept that not as an abstract
03:28:36 physical result, but as a physical fact that this.
03:28:40 Amount of this is there for the short period.
03:28:42 Dorsey calls from Madison Heights just calling in regards to your interest.
03:28:47 After every program.
03:28:50 Or tax bracket?
03:28:51 24883807.
03:28:55 Hi. This message is for flash.
03:28:57 Hey lady.
03:29:01 No, that message is for fledge I think was for Phoenix College.
03:29:04 This is for Dorsey Massage School.
03:29:07 Wait, we have one more now.
03:29:09 I don't know who left this one, but wow.
03:29:12 Yes. Is offering funds for a free transfer
03:29:16 right? Oh.
03:29:20 I don't know how we missed that.
03:29:21 How do we miss that egg roll?
03:29:24 Yeah, this is, showing some of our printed plans
03:29:27 right?
03:29:30 To reality.
03:29:31 The question that follows is one I do not think has a comfortable answer.
03:29:33 If there's no chat present, what exactly is the investor doing right now?
03:29:36 The relativity of simultaneity goes further than the twin result,
03:29:38 and it is worth taking seriously.
03:29:39 Rather than finding a way as to abstract a matter,
03:29:41 Einstein showed in 1905 the two events whose result is one
03:29:45 at least with two twin illusion by which one was the father,
03:29:48 a genuine feature of the universe that earlier really worked
03:29:50 at the same time in one different frame and a different time in another.
03:29:52 Neither frame is correct.
03:29:53 Both are equally valid assertions of reality.
03:29:55 What this means is that the concept of now
03:29:57 a single present moment extending across space, is not a feature of us.
03:29:59 It is a feature of a particular reference frame.
03:30:01 Change of velocity and now changes events in the future,
03:30:03 becomes simultaneously dependent upon your past,
03:30:05 but somewhat moving directly relative to you.
03:30:06 The physicist
03:30:07 and the philosopher Putnam argued in the 1960s
03:30:09 that this implies a block universe, a four dimension structure
03:30:11 in which all members of time exist equally past, present, and future.
03:30:13 All. Yes, speaking of being, speaking of spite fights
03:30:16 that the victory is not worth the actual fight.
03:30:20 How's your, water neighbor issue that resolve itself?
03:30:26 It will,
03:30:29 when the survey gets done, checks in the mail.
03:30:33 There's a plan.
03:30:33 You just got to move the fence.
03:30:36 We're going to get a survey, and then we're going to go from there.
03:30:41 But so as of today, though, there's still water drainage.
03:30:45 Yeah okay.
03:30:47 Just checking in how to it's better due to steps.
03:30:50 It's always better due to.
03:30:52 But I'm not going to judge it when the rest of he said do you do.
03:30:57 I'm not going to judge it when the rest of the property is is kind of amazing.
03:31:01 When the rest of the property is not that moist
03:31:04 and that area is specifically moist, like that's what I don't like.
03:31:07 Can you stop saying the one of my lawn
03:31:10 when I try to mow my lawn, and that's the only area that there's mud.
03:31:13 And then I'm having issues driving through and it's fucking up my grass
03:31:16 that I planted. Yeah. Then we're going to have a problem.
03:31:19 But that's when also the survey's
03:31:21 just going to let them know that their stamp patio is also on our property.
03:31:25 And so we're going to have to have that conversation.
03:31:27 And then that pipe is like right up to our property line.
03:31:29 Yeah.
03:31:30 If the survey doesn't work, may I suggest a potato sack to the facts
03:31:34 rather than a fundamental feature of reality? They've been able to
03:31:37 push back on this, arguing that the block universe
03:31:39 interpretation smuggles in assumptions about what real means.
03:31:41 But the physics does not force
03:31:42 both positions to be data that is not an underlying physical fact.
03:31:45 Victor, as moment as your appearance is a local phenomenon.
03:31:47 Real for you, real.
03:31:49 Everything in your media vicinity.
03:31:50 Something you know
03:31:51 if the presence is local and the flow of time,
03:31:53 the moving from one person to the next is also local personal,
03:31:56 not the other source.
03:31:57 Which means when we ask what time is, we may be asking what we are,
03:31:59 not, what the inverse is, what Rovelli concludes.
03:32:00 Conclusion. All of this is not the time is an illusion.
03:32:02 It is something more precise and in some ways more troubling, he says.
03:32:04 Time is not river or riverbanks.
03:32:06 A current direction exists independent of the water.
03:32:08 Time is more like heat.
03:32:09 He doesn't exist in a single molecule,
03:32:11 is not a property of any individual particle.
03:32:12 It emerges from a collective behavior of enormous numbers of people interacting,
03:32:15 and it flows from hot to cold, not because any law demands it,
03:32:17 but because the statistics of large numbers overwhelmingly favorite.
03:32:19 Remove the large numbers
03:32:20 down to individual proportions and heat loses its meaning.
03:32:22 Tiny time really works the same way at the level of physics and the equations
03:32:26 describing individual events and relations.
03:32:27 There was no time, no flow, no direction, no before and after these emerge.
03:32:31 I'm going to zoom out.
03:32:31 When you have enough
03:32:32 enough entanglement in a thermodynamic capacity,
03:32:34 that statistical behavior kicks in and entropy starts increasing.
03:32:36 Time is what universe looks like on the inside
03:32:38 when it is big enough and complex enough to have a thermodynamic arrow.
03:32:41 So is time real?
03:32:42 I think that is the wrong question.
03:32:43 Or even unspecified. One temperature is real.
03:32:45 It is measurable.
03:32:45 It has genuine physical consequences,
03:32:47 but it does not exist at the level of individual particles.
03:32:49 Asking what temperature is real?
03:32:50 It's I what a collective image phenomena count as real.
03:32:52 And the honest answer is a physics does not have a clean way to dwell on
03:32:54 what it has is a growing collection of results
03:32:56 from 1895 through 2026 that keep pointing in the same direction.
03:33:00 Time is not what we thought it was,
03:33:01 and the more precisely the measurement, the more question opens up.
03:33:03 Rather than closing, Lee Smolin looks at the same data
03:33:05 and arrives at almost the opposite conclusion,
03:33:07 and the fact the two serious physicists can sit with identical example results
03:33:10 and reach incompatible positions is,
03:33:11 I think, the most honest theory of where the field actually stands.
03:33:13 Someone's argument developed in the two 2013 book and subsequent papers.
03:33:16 It's not for the question that Wiggins framework leaves unresolved.
03:33:18 If the laws of physics are what they are because of what they are,
03:33:20 if the constants in equations are fixed
03:33:21 even from outside and otherwise from anything deeper,
03:33:23 then the universe requires an explanation that physics can't provide
03:33:25 where the laws come from, why these values and others?
03:33:28 The standard answer is that we measure them rather than divide them.
03:33:31 Smolin finds this unsatisfying.
03:33:32 His proposal is that the laws of old
03:33:33 was that the universe has a history not just of events, but a physical law.
03:33:36 It's up to you.
03:33:36 That's like maybe the only time the monkeys like,
03:33:38 what if I don't want to be a monkey on universes?
03:33:41 Each, like all the forms, might spawn
03:33:42 a new universe with slightly different concepts.
03:33:43 Universes that produce more black holes reproduce more the laws we live in.
03:33:46 There are laws to make it the laws of and time prior to the laws.
03:33:49 You can't anything from the laws and the laws themselves.
03:33:51 Product of time.
03:33:51 Time has to be the one thing that is not naturally
03:33:53 can't walk because everything else acts like it.
03:33:55 We should direct opposition to Rovelli once these kinds of motions,
03:33:58 the other says time is fundamental.
03:33:59 Both are using the same experiments as I started.
03:34:01 I don't know who is right.
03:34:02 I'm more fundamental
03:34:04 in the fact the genuine unresolved
03:34:05 nature of the disagreement between people who look at the word
03:34:07 this question, the wording that Ervin forgive David Abel contribution to
03:34:11 the picture is quieter than reality is, just as his argument
03:34:15 complex thought.
03:34:18 It's like, I don't I don't know what, you know, where
03:34:22 we end up, but I mean, I don't have it all clear up on at WrestleMania.
03:34:26 I'm sure, laid out in a 2000 book, but I defines what he calls the pixel
03:34:30 to the single assumption that does all the work in our experience of time.
03:34:33 The assumption is this, you know, began in a state of extremely low entropy.
03:34:36 Fantastic for ordinary and probably almost unimaginably unbelievable.
03:34:40 But it is what is the most like.
03:34:43 This is what smart people all get around and theorize about.
03:34:48 And it's like,
03:34:50 how does that how does Gary not look at all this?
03:34:54 Like this?
03:34:54 The potential of there
03:34:55 being some type of originator or creator or whatever you want to call it,
03:35:00 they don't call it anything, or that as soon as you call it, as soon as you
03:35:03 call it something, there'll be a definitive way to argue against it.
03:35:08 The process that
03:35:10 caused the lawmaker,
03:35:13 let's call it five.
03:35:15 Fuck were they?
03:35:15 Five parsecs snap parsecs, five turnips
03:35:19 five.
03:35:20 Crispus.
03:35:23 Entropy and TB has been increasing ever since.
03:35:26 Not because any law requires it as a joke,
03:35:28 but because there are overwhelmingly more high entropy states than low entropy
03:35:30 ones, and random processes move toward the more probable.
03:35:32 That is the entire explanation for why you remember the past and not a future.
03:35:34 Why causes precede effects.
03:35:35 Why broken things do not spontaneously wait, what?
03:35:39 Why don't you remember the future draw?
03:35:40 Why don't you remember the future?
03:35:43 He's going to explain.
03:35:44 Go back a little bit.
03:35:45 Reassemble. Why? Time feels like has a direction.
03:35:47 Because any law requires that, as Boltzmann showed.
03:35:48 But because there are overwhelmingly more high entropy states than low entropy
03:35:50 ones, and random processes move toward the more probable.
03:35:52 That is the entire explanation for why you remember the past and not the future.
03:35:55 Why causes precede effects.
03:35:56 Why broken things do not spontaneously reassemble.
03:35:58 Why time feels like has a direction.
03:35:59 All of it is downstream.
03:36:00 The one fact the beginning was recorded
03:36:02 release one fact keep everything is identical
03:36:04 and the arrow of time despite its possible future, become indistinguishable.
03:36:07 Remember?
03:36:07 Wait, so remove the one and hypothetically.
03:36:11 No, no, it.
03:36:11 No, it's definitely not hypothetically.
03:36:13 All this stuff proved it.
03:36:14 We can go back and start it again.
03:36:16 But what he's saying is that everything that he's done, the only reason everything
03:36:19 exists, is the arrow of time, the way we perceive it.
03:36:23 But the only way, the only reason that even exists
03:36:26 is because something or someone or some started it becomes meaningless.
03:36:32 Causality collapses everything that makes time feel like
03:36:34 if we take that one thing away, then time collapses.
03:36:39 So that that one thing is so important that perhaps civilizations would make it
03:36:44 golden, worship it, and call it, I don't know,
03:36:47 the one or
03:36:49 God I depends on that single initial condition,
03:36:52 the reason the word Allah calls it the posture
03:36:54 because it's not derived from any deeper principle.
03:36:56 It is an assumption we make because the evidence
03:36:57 is consistent with it, not because any theory predicts it.
03:36:59 And I find myself sitting with a stranger at that for longer than is comfortable,
03:37:02 because what it means is that every appearance
03:37:03 you have ever had, every memory, every plan, every sense of
03:37:06 there was yesterday and there will be tomorrow.
03:37:08 It's not grounded in the law.
03:37:09 Nature is grounded in a statistical accident,
03:37:11 the beginning of everything, the directionality of your life.
03:37:13 But the a way, the entire structure before and after
03:37:16 that makes you experience coherence.
03:37:17 All of it rests on one unexplained initial condition that nobody knows anything.
03:37:20 Quite.
03:37:20 And then the question always opens answered.
03:37:23 Why was the beginning so ordered?
03:37:24 What selected that initial condition
03:37:25 out of the vast space of possible initial condition?
03:37:27 Even answers questions for theologians.
03:37:30 They always were like what was before creation,
03:37:33 this jiggling of the universe or whatever.
03:37:35 Like the only thing that started
03:37:37 the universe didn't start the Earth didn't start, the light didn't start.
03:37:40 The arrow of time started in the arrow of time that we currently exist,
03:37:45 which varies approvingly, immeasurably from here to here.
03:37:51 And offers an answer through cyclic cosmology.
03:37:53 The order beginning was a mechanical consequence of a disordered end.
03:37:55 All the previous eon
03:37:56 hawking of his one through injury time beginning was a smooth gymnast.
03:37:59 I'm not saying God anymore.
03:38:00 I'm saying the arrow of time,
03:38:03 but I'm just going to interchange it.
03:38:06 See? But I mean, none of the arrow of time.
03:38:11 No, that happened way after the arrow of time.
03:38:15 He had to prove to a group of people that he was the arrow of time.
03:38:19 So the arrow of time gave his only begotten
03:38:23 arrow of time like a little arrow of time.
03:38:26 Transition from a state where time space good.
03:38:28 But when I say that it sounds funny and comical, but it was.
03:38:32 He had to stick within the confines of this time, so he made a little shorter time.
03:38:38 Arrow of time.
03:38:39 So if as soon as you say time, it doesn't make sense
03:38:41 because that's what makes it not make sense.
03:38:43 Both involve real mathematics, but based on suggesting something about time.
03:38:46 In order to explain time, Penrose needs to have a sequence.
03:38:48 Hawking needs imaginary time to transition into real time.
03:38:50 Neither one say so. They push back one step, which is not nothing.
03:38:52 But it's not a solution either.
03:38:54 Why keep returning to is a simpler and more comfortable version of question.
03:38:56 If a low entropy beginning is not explained by any law,
03:38:58 and if the arrow of time is entirely the product, the beginning
03:39:00 and the duration of time is not a discovery of the universe,
03:39:02 it is a statement about where we happen to be in a process
03:39:04 that could, in principle, have started anywhere.
03:39:06 We experience time as moving forward because we are downstream
03:39:08 of an unusual source point, but unusual from whose perspective?
03:39:10 From the perspective of all possible initial conditions.
03:39:11 Our beginning was extraordinarily improbable.
03:39:13 Which raises the question again we do not know how to frame properly.
03:39:15 Is it possibly all because happened, or does it feel real?
03:39:17 Because we have to remember in one direction only,
03:39:19 and in the latter, if I sense
03:39:20 the past is a cognitive consequence of thermodynamics
03:39:21 rather than a direct perception of something that actually exists,
03:39:23 then what exactly are we accessing when we remember anything at all?
03:39:26 Don't we have spent decades pushing a single idea that most of us
03:39:28 colleagues found too strange to engage with seriously,
03:39:30 and that the experiment of the last decade
03:39:31 has made increasingly difficult to ignore what he called it from bit.
03:39:34 The idea is that information is not a description of physical reality.
03:39:36 It is what physical reality is made of that every particle, every field,
03:39:39 every physical quantity derives its existence
03:39:40 from answers to yes or no questions, from binary choices, from bits.
03:39:43 The universe is not
03:39:44 so what they just said is instead of the world being determined,
03:39:49 you are determined to be the world.
03:39:53 They just flipped it.
03:39:54 They just totally flipped it.
03:39:55 Electron things that can be described with information.
03:39:57 It is a collective information that we interpret things. Oh my God.
03:39:59 I say that for a moment because it is easy to let slide.
03:40:01 Past has an interesting theoretical position
03:40:02 without fully registering what it would mean if it were correct.
03:40:04 Its information is fundamental if the universe is at its deepest
03:40:07 level built from answers questions, then the question of who or what is doing.
03:40:10 The asking is not a side issue.
03:40:12 It is. I'll even be bolder.
03:40:13 It's not a list of questions in a series of questions.
03:40:15 It's one question yes or no
03:40:18 control issue a bit. It's not a bit.
03:40:20 In the absence of something, the distinctions between the two know a
03:40:22 yes or no question require something they can ask it, which means we must.
03:40:24 Framework.
03:40:25 Don't just describe physics, it makes the existence of observers
03:40:27 unnecessary feature of reality rather than accidental one.
03:40:29 And if observation is what generates the time and the excitement
03:40:31 showed, if the direction of time is a of the measurement
03:40:33 or the creation of records of the thermodynamic cost of looking,
03:40:35 then the observer is not just a witness of time.
03:40:37 The observer is part of what produces. This is not mysticism.
03:40:39 It follows from the mathematics of quantum mechanics,
03:40:41 and from the experimental results of 2013 and 2005.
03:40:43 Taken together, the marine experiment showed
03:40:45 the tiny exists only for internal observers.
03:40:47 The Oxford example showed that
03:40:48 the arrow of time emerges from the act of observation.
03:40:50 Wheeler's framework gives these results a coherent interpretation.
03:40:52 The universe at its deepest level is time.
03:40:53 A time is what it looks like inside. When something is doing the looking.
03:40:56 But here is where I genuinely observe it in a way that I do not think.
03:40:58 Is there the gap in line?
03:41:00 We can't answer the question of an afterlife if the existence
03:41:03 in the universe is timeless,
03:41:06 it just goes back to being timeless,
03:41:09 whatever that means.
03:41:10 The sending wheels picture raises a question about the
03:41:13 image.
03:41:14 I mean, it would be I don't know how it would would exactly work.
03:41:17 But hypothetically, if there was a world where there was no
03:41:21 like we lived on Earth, but
03:41:23 there was no rotation, there was no
03:41:26 sun rotate, we had light, but there was no sun rotation.
03:41:29 There was no like way to track, like general movement.
03:41:34 You know, it would just vibrate.
03:41:36 How long would it take us to get to like,
03:41:38 conceptualize time as something to worry about or consider?
03:41:41 Like,
03:41:42 well, he just said that it's so statistically improbable
03:41:47 that it probably would never happen.
03:41:50 But it did.
03:41:55 Because I cannot resolve if observers produce time
03:41:57 and the arrow of time require something that measured.
03:42:00 When you say
03:42:01 movement, what you just mean the
03:42:04 jiggling of a photon and proton.
03:42:06 And I guess so, captain crunch time.
03:42:09 I don't know what he's saying.
03:42:09 Stuff about the beginning.
03:42:14 It would be the beginning of time would be the Big Bang,
03:42:16 because that's a point that the beginning of the arrow of time,
03:42:20 which is only our perception. Bang.
03:42:22 Supposedly.
03:42:23 But that doesn't make sure the other.
03:42:26 But so you could, as soon as you label it something defined as specific
03:42:29 as the big bang, people start say, well, it didn't really explode,
03:42:32 didn't really make a bang. Noise.
03:42:34 And I know I sound stupid, but I sound as stupid as an atheist arguing
03:42:38 against the possibility of something out away from the singularity.
03:42:44 I'm moving toward it.
03:42:46 I don't know about you.
03:42:47 You think the singularity?
03:42:48 Singularity already happened and we're now moving away from it?
03:42:51 Well, that would wait.
03:42:52 Yeah, sure, but we're going to go back to it again.
03:42:54 We're going to go back and start again,
03:42:56 because then observers had this before time had a direction.
03:42:59 But observers of physical systems, physical systems exist in time,
03:43:02 something the existing time cannot be prior to time.
03:43:03 The logic seems to circle back on itself.
03:43:05 Movement becomes most interesting
03:43:06 and I do not think this is a failure of framework.
03:43:07 I think I might be pointing something about the relationship
03:43:09 between time, an observation,
03:43:10 and a current concept not equipped to describe cleanly.
03:43:11 Wheeler himself. The question will form near the end.
03:43:14 As equipped, the universe require observers
03:43:15 in order to equip not just a future, a past.
03:43:18 His data was suggested because observation can
03:43:21 reach
03:43:21 backward and determine how a particle behaved, and the past
03:43:24 is not fixed until something in the present forces it to be fixed,
03:43:26 which means the past might not be a record of what happened.
03:43:28 It might be a construction, a simple backward from present shape.
03:43:30 My observation that is ever could.
03:43:32 And if that's true, then I think what time is
03:43:34 maybe inseparable for asking what memory is,
03:43:36 for asking what it means to know
03:43:37 that something happened from asking, well, yes, you, just because of our concept of
03:43:40 the arrow of time is wrong.
03:43:41 What if we started at a point of our existence
03:43:43 and we all of a sudden went and have to go backwards through this?
03:43:47 We just perceive it as forward, and then when it's over, just go.
03:43:52 We get to go to go onward.
03:43:57 It's probably
03:43:58 the difference between the past and future is a future of reality.
03:44:00 Or if it reminds, embedded in reality is memory not just a record of time?
03:44:03 Or is memory the thing that makes time real in the first place?
03:44:05 Here is where we actually are,
03:44:06 not what textbooks say we are, where we actually are.
03:44:08 We have the most accurate clocks in the history of measurement,
03:44:10 and they are telling us the concept of nature.
03:44:11 It may not be concerned we have only science.
03:44:12 Showing the arrow of time is not in the laws of physics,
03:44:14 but in the act of observation.
03:44:15 We have a good of the entire universe that contains
03:44:17 no time, that we have a paltry evidence. The causality is not absolute.
03:44:20 The quantum transitions
03:44:20 have duration determined by geometry rather than the flow of time,
03:44:22 and the time can be reflected on a temporal boundary.
03:44:24 We have two measurements the expansion rate, the universe.
03:44:26 Disagreeing by five sigma,
03:44:27 we have the recipe which time emerges from thermodynamic capacity
03:44:30 and a competing control time of thing.
03:44:32 And both are consistent with the available data.
03:44:33 And we have an ensemble at the center of all of it.
03:44:35 Why do the universe begin in such an ordered state
03:44:36 that none of the frameworks matter?
03:44:38 What we don't have is a clear, consistent,
03:44:39 experimentally confirmed account of what time
03:44:41 is, and I want to do that for a moment rather than move past it too quickly,
03:44:43 because I think there is a way of hearing that sentence.
03:44:45 It makes it sound like a temporary situation,
03:44:46 a gap in knowledge that will be closed by the next generation of experiments,
03:44:50 the next theoretical work through the next decade of data
03:44:52 from axes or DC or the nuclear clocks.
03:44:53 And maybe it will be,
03:44:54 but I'm not sure that is the right way to read where we are,
03:44:56 because the deeper the excitements go, the more the question is.
03:44:58 Rather than converging,
03:44:59 every result was supposed to clarify the nature plans produce
03:45:01 a new version of the puzzle, and more precisely, we measure.
03:45:03 And more precisely, we can see that we don't understand what we are measuring.
03:45:05 What strikes me about all of this, and I keep coming back to this,
03:45:08 is that the question of what time is
03:45:09 has turned out to be the same question as one observer is what information is,
03:45:12 what past is what it means for something to exist rather than not exist?
03:45:15 These are not questions that happen to be related.
03:45:17 They seem to be the same question apart from different reactions.
03:45:19 And it's right that the answer to witness
03:45:20 will not come from a better clock or a more precise measurement alone.
03:45:23 It will require a new way of thinking about what
03:45:24 physical reality is at the level where time, information and observation need.
03:45:27 We don't have that yet.
03:45:28 We have pieces of it scattered across 100 experiments, a theory
03:45:30 pointing in roughly the same direction with by connecting.
03:45:32 I don't know what the theory will look like when it arrives.
03:45:34 I don't know whether it is all the question of time,
03:45:36 the way Hawking Penrose's all the question of what came before the Big Bang
03:45:38 by showing the question was malformed, or whether it will answer it directly.
03:45:42 I do not know where the time will turn out to be fundamental or emergent, real
03:45:44 or relational, a river or heat or something we do not yet
03:45:46 have a metaphor for.
03:45:47 What I do know is that every experiment running right now
03:45:49 aces on the space station, the nuclear clocks advance like a boulder.
03:45:51 The quantum network protocols being built in order to reach across three continents
03:45:54 is probing the same boundary from a different angle.
03:45:56 The answer, if there is one, is somewhere in the data
03:45:57 that is being at right now, or it's somewhere in the data
03:45:59 that will force us to ask a question we have not thought to ask yet.
03:46:01 Either way, the clocks are running, the numbers still do not add up,
03:46:04 and somewhere in the gap between what the measurements show
03:46:06 and what the theory predicts, the actual nature of time is waiting.
03:46:08 Whether we are close to finding it or just beginning.
03:46:10 Understand how deep the search goes that I genuinely do not know.
03:46:14 I don't know either.
03:46:15 I know we have historic examples of our pirate victories.
03:46:19 The battle of Ascii loom in 279 BC,
03:46:23 battle of Chancellorsville in 1863.
03:46:25 The Battle of Mill quit in 1709,
03:46:29 the Battle of Bunker Hill in 1775, the Battle of Peleliu
03:46:33 in 1944, Operation Barbarossa in 1941, the Tet Offensive in 1968.
03:46:39 The Russell legal cases,
03:46:41 for example, like winning a lawsuit for $10,000,
03:46:44 but you spent 15,000 on legal fees,
03:46:47 or if a business successfully acquires a competitor
03:46:49 but overleveraged the company into bankruptcy or in sports,
03:46:53 winning a regular season game, but losing your star player to a season
03:46:56 ending injury would be a I think it's a it's a good life lesson.
03:46:59 Pyrrhic victory.
03:47:07 I think I got like ten minutes into it and I was like, I'll finish this up later.
03:47:12 Would you rather would you rather.
03:47:14 Oops.
03:47:16 That's usually no.
03:47:18 Haha.
03:47:21 Okay.
03:47:24 All right. I'll just do this.
03:47:27 He was at Royal or I'm.
03:47:30 That we wouldn't watch.
03:47:31 Do we have a topic next week? Carrie's very susceptible.
03:47:34 If you just name a topic, we we can do it.
03:47:37 Pull that up, Brady.
03:47:43 No, no.
03:47:44 Tomic.
03:47:49 What's the topic here?
03:47:50 Pretty grotesque.
03:47:52 Oh, okay.
03:47:56 Oh, boy. And.
03:48:02 I'm. I'm.
03:48:07 You're absolutely critical.
03:48:10 So my hot dog buns getting all.
03:48:15 And then this bitch going all the way to Lake Michigan on this West coast trip.
03:48:20 If I had my choice.
03:48:21 It is the blues for the.
03:48:22 But if I had to choose, I'd take the blood over the bulls
03:48:27 and creep in on a whole new level. Fun.
03:48:30 Stay up to this.
03:48:31 Up there you get some new era, step to your preschool and shoot em up with
03:48:34 tear up them and by pink, no pink rag tied around my face so they can't see me.
03:48:39 Go make this forgot, nigga suck my dick.
03:48:41 Literally no homo until the show and pick up a photo of Bowie
03:48:46 I'm a damn old triple old triple triple I'll be your punk ass like a pimple
03:48:51 hop my Colorado on I drove all the way to Michigan State.
03:48:55 Shoot up the whole place,
03:48:56 gangsta rave and take their mouth shut so they can't speak on the day.
03:49:00 Would cause they dead for my AK 47.
03:49:03 Let out another chick to my street cred.
03:49:05 That shit's like a 9.6.
03:49:07 I want a gangster Olympic bitch on my crib.
03:49:10 Nigga I'm a blood, I'm bipolar.
03:49:13 So I keep on racks hanging from my pocket.
03:49:15 My Glock shoved in my waistband.
03:49:17 Sometimes when I get a boner.
03:49:18 Issues in my pants, not my gun.
03:49:20 My cock cold still makes me nuts.
03:49:22 Now of my fantasies I'm beginning to see that shit's like my medicine.
03:49:27 I'm better than any man other in the same rhymes at this exact time.
03:49:31 I'ma rhyme.
03:49:31 Feel like I said previously, I'm in the five, eight, six.
03:49:35 Used to be the 313 motherfucking go dating spinning, listening in the sun.
03:49:39 Got my Adidas on Cruisin I 69.
03:49:44 In a lake, Michigan I
03:49:46 crip some
03:49:47 name some thugs, crime and guns, whores and drugs.
03:49:50 Take your pocket, front door like it I got a gun in my drawer.
03:49:53 And I cock it like Mr.
03:49:55 Swivel I suck, there's like some lame shit.
03:49:57 Ravens fly city trannies and homeless ghettos.
03:50:01 Hope this was a dumb motherfucker that even broke this straight
03:50:05 out of royal.
03:50:06 Oh, God. No way. K just a ball talk.
03:50:09 No fucking joke.
03:50:10 As I walk this tightrope strung out on the dough.
03:50:13 Bitch in a slit your throat rough neck, gangster murder and shit like that.
03:50:17 Crack, crack shit past your mama ahead 40 over.
03:50:21 We got me laid on him.
03:50:23 She's grave I spit Desert Eagle on my hip.
03:50:25 Plug in a pistol, whip a stupid bitch in 20 shit.
03:50:28 Not taking any bullshit from anyone in a uniform.
03:50:31 I cop in a city hall.
03:50:32 I blast all my homeboys for me.
03:50:36 You never see me on cops cause I got a way.
03:50:38 Not because I was faster, but because I had a black girl.
03:50:42 That bitch ass Bobo had to come in.
03:50:44 So now I'm a hundred miles and running, nigga, most Crips ain't shit
03:50:48 when Joe comes. Got in I'm missing my trick.
03:50:50 Hoes out the door.
03:50:51 Counting my money on the floor.
03:50:52 White America knows now what's in store.
03:50:55 Shit, I made a preacher swear.
03:50:56 Only it'll make more and more money all round my store.
03:51:00 Case. Out the back door.
03:51:01 Push out.
03:51:02 Ahoy!
03:51:03 Hear me roar.
03:51:04 King Kong's got nothing on me.
03:51:07 Just a day in the life sea.
03:51:09 So far the police a relief.
03:51:11 Time's almost run out on me. And Dirty Mac.
03:51:13 Gangster in the knee is all this matter.
03:51:15 Is niggas ever going to be.
03:51:17 We gonna be
03:51:20 Christmas tramps and thugs, me guns, horse and drugs.
03:51:24 Pick your pocket, front door, lock it I got a gun in my drawer.
03:51:27 And I got it like this. Just like a outside socket.
03:51:30 Like some lame shit.
03:51:31 Ravens fly at it.
03:51:33 Trainees and homeless ghettos.
03:51:35 Homeless dumb motherfucker that even wrote this.
03:51:40 It needs to treat for
03:51:41 you or something you can try while in the can.
03:51:45 Get a basket full of jelly beans, shove it in your ass as many as you can.
03:51:49 I'll bust a cap in my own eyes. That'll show you.
03:51:52 If you're not hitting that do pass.
03:51:54 I smoke some dudes.
03:51:55 I'll get your sag on.
03:51:56 Put your hat on backwards. Leave the tag on.
03:51:59 Walk around like your back hurts.
03:52:00 Get a job at exactly the same spot your dad works at.
03:52:03 Porn. So far it starts worse and further.
03:52:05 But for the girl
03:52:06 I'm calling from jail and murder calling a certain to confirm or deny life.
03:52:11 This is my reply slyly.
03:52:13 I'm not trying to get hard.
03:52:15 I did that a little while ago.
03:52:17 That's why my one last thing you want to do is screw with this girl.
03:52:22 Last thing you want to hear is we're coming for you.
03:52:24 Last thing I say you do is make a healthy brew.
03:52:27 I don't want to. What you gonna do?
03:52:30 Stars like parsley.
03:52:32 Marty, would you foul play? She.
03:52:39 Bad. Got.
03:52:48 Congratulations for the University of Michigan Wolverines
03:52:51 basketball team for the year championship yesterday.
03:52:56 Kind of.
03:52:57 You don't.
03:53:06 We'll be ready to crush the practice.