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To all of life's problems.
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But for me, I don't.
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Yeah, really?
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You're blasting a song about an absentee father for the last hour.
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And it's my first day here.
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Not everything is about you, dude.
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We got spaced out.
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You freak out your first day of work.
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Cool. It's not even the best song on the album.
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The best song is the one about the guys swimming out past the breakers.
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I don't even know who the fuck sings is, dude.
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It's Everclear.
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Look them up. Fuck!
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The name of the song is Monica.
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I will, and I used to live with.
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I was over and dreaming of your friends.
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Trust.
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Arrested again for me. I.
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Oh, shots on my wrist.
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And the blue eyes fly with the big black
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jacket I go to break up the.
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I do believe I'll find a better ones place to.
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I don't wanna say the goodbyes.
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I don't wanna fall into your atheist friends anymore.
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I just wanna pick up some palm trees.
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Never tried it.
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Just shake and throw away on your knees.
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We can't flash red lights on some situations.
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He lets eye out.
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Your mind's eye shall pass the blackout.
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Oh, watch the signs.
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I know we can't fight when fly.
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I'm sorry for cursing in
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I am out of your mind.
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By the way.
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Watch that time die.
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Oh. Oh, yeah.
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Hey, I am still twisted in the ship.
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Oh. So hungry.
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Oh, oh.
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For the hours that I can't stretch.
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I don't wanna be your good side.
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Oh I don't I feel for that crutch anymore.
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Let me straight into the brand new maze.
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Twisting, rising in my own drunk.
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Hey, I don't wanna be the bitch.
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I don't wanna lose
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your drinking game no more.
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Those guys between the guys stretch so wide.
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The clock forgets to take time to slice.
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It's time for some server shit anyway.
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Every black out the pocket
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where existence phase might have been in the morning for the court date.
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Thank you all for the rant.
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When the lawyer calls again coming home, I get lights out
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and I take my stake in my mind.
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When the breathalyzer I,
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I just want I feel some sunshine wise.
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I just wanna find some place where the sack is up.
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We can fly France.
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Life on top.
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That cushion.
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He's the tire out of your mind.
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Like, oh,
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what's the time? Time we go?
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I was like, oh, I shop the cushion up.
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He backs up.
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Oh you know I pass out, pass the work
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I watch the time die.
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We can't sweat trench life on top because you're in the dryer.
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Are you my. Yes.
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I'll pass the clock.
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What's the time dial.
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Watch the time.
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Do I watch the time die? Yeah,
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yeah.
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The gaps erase the years. Oh.
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Monday, 10 p.m.
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eastern.
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Wash the time. Dry.
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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It's just a scripted comedy show.
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These guys are not experts, doctors,
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lawyers, therapists, or even particularly well-adjusted.
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Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm,
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or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people events is purely coincidental and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage, cognitive
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dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urge to start a cult.
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They are. Discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from H.R.
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will be hearing about this. By the way.
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Hi, Dave.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing, or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge Rants
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Live is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
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This.
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Cheers.
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Hi, I'm
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Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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And that is strong.
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But before we get into the liquid diet,
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I've got some housekeeping.
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No less than one of my producers.
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Correction.
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No fewer than one of my producers told me
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I could improve the show quality
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by introducing a new monitor
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to the barn studio.
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I have done so.
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Let's see if it works.
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Where is that number?
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You know.
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Okay.
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Oh, well.
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Wait, wait.
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What am I looking?
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It seems a little small, right?
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All right.
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I've.
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All right, here we go.
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Let's see if these out.
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So, it's not a liquid diet.
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This this show is going to be.
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You're you're in for a treat.
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But before we get into the meat and potatoes of this liquid diet,
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I've got some fluff for you.
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The reason I got into blade
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smithing was the show Forged in Fire.
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And on the show Forged in Fire, there's a judge named Doug Mach fighter.
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Most dangerous man in the room.
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He was a, colleague.
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Martial artist.
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So Margarita is his last name.
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One of the handle materials they use on the show is my card.
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Barricade up my card.
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Up the blue handles on the concrete, over the shoulder.
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Those.
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Those are Mark, Mark I no, they're micarta.
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See how confusing it gets?
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How you're going to think
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this wrench is high?
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Hypocritical.
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And the hypocrisy
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because
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this is not chocolate milk.
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Despite what
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many people have guessed over the years.
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I've known a lot of people
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who have been addicted to various things.
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Alcohol probably being the main,
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the main problem and what I have
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a problem with is getting,
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tragically hooked on something that's sold over the counter.
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That is ridiculous.
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But, a couple people that I know were, threatened by their doctor.
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You either you quit drinking or you will die.
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I can think of 2 or 3 people.
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One quit, one quit drinking for health reasons.
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The other two, they slowed down. So?
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So that's good, right?
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I've known people that have gotten hooked on harder stuff
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and gotten out of that downward spiral that life ruining
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dark tunnel,
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and they've gotten clean and sober
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and now are productive members of society.
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And I've also known people
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who have had their lives ruined
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repeatedly.
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And that's
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where my rage is coming from today, because,
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a lot of people are what we call a functional drunk
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where they still go to work every day and but they still drink every day.
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I, I used to be borderline functional drunk.
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Now I drink for the show weekends.
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That if I do drink every day, it's one of these.
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And I, I don't see that as a problem.
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The French paradox tells us we can have a glass of wine
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with dinner every night.
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Well.
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The first person
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ended up living here.
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And he,
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had a repeating cycle of doing this.
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And I would pick him up from either
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rehab or the hospital or,
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and and drive him to the impound lot and back
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the the next person I'm talking about.
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Same thing.
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Lived here with me.
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Lost everything.
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I picked him up at
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the hospital.
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Or or, visited him
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in the halfway house or,
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and I tried to help these guys out,
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but, at a certain point,
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you've got to recognize the pattern, and it's not stopping.
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And instead of helping them out of the problem,
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I become an enabler, allowing them to spiral back into it.
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And it's started to piss me off.
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Okay, the latest one,
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so I, I told this story after his third DUI.
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I was driving to work one day,
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and I was running a route that really required me to get there on time.
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I, I did 20 years where I would show up whenever, but I had this like,
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I don't know, eight, nine month stint
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where I was running a route that really had to start at 630.
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So I was driving in at six and I got to the intersection
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just before work, and it was blocked off by the police.
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That means an injury accident.
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So, that it rerouted around.
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And I was late for work.
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Ended up being this guy that I know getting his fourth DUI.
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Now we live in, three strikes in year out state,
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and he lost his license indefinitely.
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So he was driving illegally and blind drunk.
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So, but when I got out of work
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that day late because I started late,
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I picked him up from the hospital.
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And, found out that
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that was that was having the whole time that that made me, like, doing a joyride
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in his girlfriend's car, and ruined her life and his.
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So he did, less than a year hard time.
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So I believe, I don't know the difference between jail and prison.
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I'm not real familiar with these terms and what they mean, but,
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I'm told it was jail because it was less than a year. So,
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he gets out,
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gets his life together, gets married,
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stays married for two years, gets a divorce, moves in with me,
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lived all last year with me
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and isn't eligible for a driver's license.
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Like I said, a decade at least.
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Well, out of the kindness of my heart,
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I put, a car in my name,
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insured it under my name,
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and he was kind enough to, ditch it
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here.
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Five houses down.
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And, as we pulled up to it, cops
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pull up and, impounded. So.
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This the cycle repeats.
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Go over impound, get the car out of there.
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450 bucks, whatever that was.
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Hey, the money.
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So fast forward to last week.
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I'm sleeping.
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It is, Good Friday
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in the morning, 2 a.m.
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state troopers
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are in my
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front yard poking, flashlights through the front window.
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My dogs are going nuts, so wakes me up.
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I'm dressed in jammy pants.
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I, I gesture like, you know, one minute
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and they they gesture, like, get the dogs away from me.
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And and so I put on shoes
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and I go out the garage door because that the dogs.
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That's the only door the dogs will follow me for some reason.
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And so I talked to state troopers
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and they asked about the car and told me it's an impound.
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Yeah. So.
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I come to find out
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he was that we had plans.
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Good Friday.
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I asked him if he wanted to meet me for lunch
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because I had Good Friday off work, and he said he couldn't make it till 330.
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Guys. So Cooley has to work till three.
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So, I said, okay, make it.
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Call it 3:45. Meet you there.
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And we were,
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meeting at a local establishment.
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Well,
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now I know he's not going to show,
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and so I, I went anyway, I went by myself.
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So, we also had plans the very next day for,
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the Easter that I, I played the Easter Bunny at,
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yesterday was Orthodox Easter.
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I was not the Orthodox Easter Bunny, but I was I was just the regular Easter Bunny.
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I, I should have played both roles, but
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regardless, that's I've gotten off topic.
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So I'm trying to imagine the scenario in which he's sitting in his apartment
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and he has to work in eight hours.
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And on this side of the door, he's got safety and freedom.
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And on that side of the door, who knows?
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What on
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earth is going to make you open that door?
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It had better be darned important.
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If it's going to cost you your freedom.
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So he lost everything.
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He wrapped his car.
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Well, technically, my car around a pole,
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and they took him to the hospital and straight from the hospital,
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took him to jail,
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where he will be spending the next 3 to 5 years.
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So I had to go to the impound lot.
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It cost me $550.
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Keep in mind, I just started an entry level job and I've got big boy bills.
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This month has an extra Thursday.
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That might not be significant to you, but that's when my direct deposit hit.
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So this was the first month
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since I got hired in in November
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that I've gotten an extra paycheck in a month,
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one extra paid week,
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and I had to spend most of it
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at the empowerment.
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Thanks, Will.
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Thanks a lot.
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But what I really wanted to talk about
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is coming to you when I do.
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And, and that's because
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mainstream archeology will tell us it's
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1500 years old.
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The celestial alignment tells us it's
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ten times that.
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So some of us have bill of goods.
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The the celestial alignment
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or mainstream archeology.
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I've been watching a lot of fundable
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and his, his ongoing disputes with,
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Graham Hancock and, Joe Rogan
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and, the more he looks like a douche bag
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and,
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I don't even know what to make of that,
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but I've got an interesting one.
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Files for you. Roll the clip. Brady.
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And we just called.
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Every ancient humans have always known how to bend reality.
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We just called it different names.
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Every ancient culture had practices for connecting to the universal consciousness.
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Prayer, meditation, ritual.
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These weren't just religious ceremonies.
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They were technologies.
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Technologies were accessing the same consciousness field the CIA wanted.
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The Hermetic tradition goes back to ancient Egypt as above, so below
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as within.
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So without a new consciousness shapes reality.
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The mind creates matter. Change your inner world.
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The outer world follows.
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Buddhist monks have demonstrated this for centuries.
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They can control their body temperature through meditation.
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Scientists tested Tibetan monks in freezing conditions.
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The monks raise their skin temperature by 17 degrees
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just by thinking about it.
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They dried wet sheets on their bodies in subzero weather.
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Then there's Nikola Tesla.
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He didn't just invent electrical devices.
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He believed in the connection between thought and energy.
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Tesla would visualize his inventions in perfect detail before building them.
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He'd run the machines in his mind for weeks, checking for problems.
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When he finally built them, they were perfectly every time on the first try.
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Napoleon Hill interviewed 500 successful people in the early 1900s
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Andrew Carnegie, Henry Ford, Thomas Edison.
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They all use the same technique.
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They held clear mental images of what they wanted.
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They felt the emotions of already having it.
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Then reality rearranged itself to match their vision.
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He'll called it think and grow rich. But it wasn't about money.
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It was about consciousness creating reality.
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Then the New Thought movement spread across America.
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Authors like Neville Goddard
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thought that imagination creates reality, not metaphorically.
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Literally.
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Your thoughts impress themselves on a responsive universe.
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The universe has no choice but to manifest them fast forward to 2006.
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The secret goes mainstream and millions learn about the Law of Attraction.
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Critics called it wishful thinking.
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But here's what's interesting every culture throughout history
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discovered the same principle independently
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Aboriginal Australians, ancient Chinese, Native Americans, African tribes
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they all found ways to communicate with reality itself.
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The techniques vary, but the core message doesn't.
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Reality is conscious. It listens, it responds.
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And the most dramatic proof
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comes from the synchronicities that happen without us even trying.
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In June
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2001, Laura Buxton released a balloon at her grandparents anniversary party.
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She was ten years old, living in Staffordshire, England.
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She wrote the name and address on the tag title to The Balloon I do That Anymore.
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The balloon traveled 140 miles south.
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It landed in a hedge in Wiltshire, where another ten year old girl found it
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and her.
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It was also Laura Buxton. It was biodegradable.
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The second Laura wrote the first and they arranged me.
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My girls showed up wearing pink sweaters and jeans.
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Both brought their pet guinea pigs.
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Both guinea pigs were orange and white.
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And of course the guinea pigs had the same name
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and the coincidences kept piling up.
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Hey Laura, they had brown hair and blue eyes.
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Both had three year old black labs at home, and both also had gray rabbits.
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When they open their bags, both had packed the same stuffed animal identical,
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and the odds of all this happening are so crazy
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that it's mathematically impossible. But it happened.
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There's plenty of photos in the news cover the story.
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This is not an urban legend.
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Anthony Hopkins.
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He needed a book the girl from Petrov got.
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He was playing the lead in the film
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and he searched every bookstore in London with no luck.
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It was out of print.
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Hopkins had finally given up when he was sitting on a bench waiting for a train.
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Someone left the book on the bench. He picked it up.
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It was the girl from Petrov gone.
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But this wasn't just any copy.
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This one had handwritten notes
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in the margins, personal observations, character analysis
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Hopkins studied the book for his role.
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Two years later, while shooting the film, Hopkins met the author George Phifer.
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While they talked about the book, Phifer made sure
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I didn't read Lost It on the London Underground.
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All his analysis got disappointed.
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All right, sit down.
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Wait here. And he ran to Australia.
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I'm tired of his high pitched voice.
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Yeah, exactly.
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What do you guys think of the monologue?
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I was kind of all over the place, and I was a little tough on our friend.
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I. I'm just mad right now.
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Disappointed, angry.
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And I know at any time that'll fade away
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and I will accept him back, and he'll probably live in my basement.
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And I say basement because that's a step down
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from the guest bedroom, because he's lost that.
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And and if this happens again, I'm
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thinking he'll live here in the bar and then again in a tent.
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I'll bet.
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So there's stages to this, and I just
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I shouldn't be shocked because it is a repeating pattern.
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But this is.
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Barely even a controlled substance
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like you just have to be on it.
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That's what I thought.
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Like that's kind of what you were doing. You're like giving.
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Are you giving an excuse?
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Are you saying that this is an excuse?
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Well, okay.
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I think everyone deserves it.
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They got guns down the street.
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That doesn't mean I'm out shooting people.
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You know, I, right?
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No, no, I think everyone deserves to do whatever the little heart desires
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until they trample on the rights of others,
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including their right to get home safely.
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And when he goes out,
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pissed, drunk
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and starts playing bumper cars on the street, that's
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when he crosses that line.
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And now, if he had hurt someone, I could lose that.
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Within that, though.
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I think, you know, not.
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I mean, we can go down a road of criticism.
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I just I don't know if I.
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I don't know why.
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I think I've been overly critical.
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I feel like,
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no, a lot of people are blaming me because we're talking about a person
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who doesn't just drink and drive and get in a car accident.
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He has hindered the development of his family.
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Yeah.
00:24:33
For his kids though, though.
00:24:36
Yeah.
00:24:36
The, the amount of just shit that is just nonstop.
00:24:40
And it's not just you. It's not just me.
00:24:42
It's been all of us, right?
00:24:44
It's been other, friends that you never met before from high school.
00:24:48
It's been his everyone.
00:24:50
And it has been everyone at this point.
00:24:51
And I just sit here, I zip my fucking.
00:24:54
Then I don't fucking say anything about it.
00:24:57
I fucking mind my own goddamn business.
00:24:59
But every single time
00:25:00
I hear fucking something, or I just want to fucking go over there
00:25:02
and smack that motherfucker around and tell him, you know, I don't.
00:25:05
I don't understand what what that is.
00:25:07
What makes you do that, right? It's not this.
00:25:10
It's a fucking choice.
00:25:11
Because he not only gave me
00:25:13
this fucking scar on my hand, he also fucking had my truck impounded.
00:25:17
But luckily, you got to fucking get yours out.
00:25:19
I didn't hear shit about until fucking later
00:25:23
when we can't go pick up weed, I drive him all the way to the fucking weed store.
00:25:25
And he doesn't have his idea because the fucking thing
00:25:28
will hold on there like he didn't fucking.
00:25:30
Next week is weed.
00:25:31
This week is alcohol one one week at a time.
00:25:35
Okay, we'll do it next week.
00:25:39
I don't know.
00:25:40
You know, I, I want nothing but the best for the guy
00:25:42
when he fucking got out of prison and he fucking married
00:25:44
his bitch and he got accepted back in. Thank fucking God.
00:25:47
He was sober.
00:25:48
Supposedly. Everybody thank God, right? Yeah.
00:25:50
I didn't want to be part of any any situation that may put him back into.
00:25:55
That's why I was so distant.
00:25:56
I didn't want to give him a reason for doing something or be out with him,
00:26:01
you know?
00:26:02
And plus, when he isn't drinking, maybe it's not like he's sober.
00:26:05
He ain't fucking walking around here sober.
00:26:07
He's on all kinds of other shit all the time.
00:26:09
Allegedly a lady that's.
00:26:13
I know I always been there and.
00:26:17
You could blame me.
00:26:18
I don't know, I don't know what you. You know.
00:26:21
Oh, yeah, I kind of do play, man.
00:26:23
I don't play my precious beer. But, we have comments.
00:26:25
Joe Moore says alcohol is a known neurotoxin.
00:26:31
Okay, I do just fine.
00:26:33
I don't know.
00:26:35
And we have,
00:26:37
well, they're saying wow, wow wow wow wow wow.
00:26:41
Just just wow. Yeah.
00:26:42
Who's going to put some money in his commissary?
00:26:47
I already did. Oh.
00:26:51
I think that's why we were already laughing our asses off.
00:26:53
Oh, there's more I no sympathy for Will.
00:26:56
I'm sorry. I drink every day.
00:26:58
I make sure my life is organized. Yeah, see, that's what I was saying.
00:27:00
Don't blame the alcohol. Don't blame the substance.
00:27:02
Blame the decisions on the human being behind it
00:27:06
when you fund him.
00:27:07
What? What? I used to buy him food all the time.
00:27:10
He would then just take the money that he would have spent on food.
00:27:12
And instead of giving it to his,
00:27:14
you know, spending it on his family, which I thought,
00:27:16
you know what, what normal person would he just go buy drugs and alcohol?
00:27:21
Thank God he didn't hurt any.
00:27:22
And then sometimes, sometimes I go get it.
00:27:24
We go out to eat and I get him dinner.
00:27:25
And then I assume that we were
00:27:27
getting dinner, but he would get nothing but alcohol, you know,
00:27:29
and it's like, oh, okay. Right.
00:27:31
When he was living here,
00:27:33
he started out by hiding the alcohol from me,
00:27:38
but I kept finding the empty bottles, so I was already doing it.
00:27:41
Listen, the one show you were like, oh, you got a beer or two?
00:27:45
You know, I have some light in the me, right?
00:27:48
And, I mean, he was stealing from me
00:27:53
and hiding it from me and I.
00:27:55
And so I said, listen, you don't have to.
00:27:58
You don't have to hide it. I,
00:28:01
I don't know how to stop a
00:28:03
grown ass man from doing whatever the hell he wants.
00:28:07
I don't know how to do that.
00:28:08
If you're raising children, you don't let them live at your house.
00:28:14
I guess.
00:28:18
I don't know, otherwise.
00:28:19
You need to have a lock on a fucking fridge that he can't off tonight
00:28:25
doesn't exist to get him out of here for your beer,
00:28:28
I get I get helping him, and I give you the all the grace in the fucking world.
00:28:32
I don't know how you do it, how you've been doing it,
00:28:34
how you put up with it.
00:28:35
You can probably you don't just get frustrated and just give up.
00:28:38
You're tired out.
00:28:39
You're you're a different kind of person.
00:28:40
And I respect the shit out of you for, for doing stuff like that.
00:28:44
Well, thank you, because I don't know where he would be.
00:28:46
Maybe he'd be on the fucking streets, you know,
00:28:49
like no
00:28:50
homeless on the streets or in jail on his face.
00:28:54
And guess what? He.
00:28:55
He has a mom.
00:28:56
He has a dad, he has a sister.
00:28:58
He has kids.
00:29:00
Yes, I am, and this week
00:29:04
I got to meet you.
00:29:05
Put every one of them. Good.
00:29:09
We had.
00:29:09
Were they there for this? Is that. Yeah.
00:29:13
This ain't his friends responsibility.
00:29:16
I met up with some mother when they were plenty of the apartment.
00:29:20
I was dropping off his wallet and personal effects from the car.
00:29:24
I was the only one allowed in the car because it was in my name.
00:29:28
And I told them, listen, I've got a $550 bill that I just paid.
00:29:33
Can we at least split it?
00:29:35
And, I got, talked to the hand,
00:29:39
or we'll talk about it, which.
00:29:43
Well, you know, I mean, well, I mean, what why are you again?
00:29:46
Why are you.
00:29:47
It's your fault.
00:29:48
You did it. Why would why would you?
00:29:51
I mean, you didn't.
00:29:52
You didn't hear the act of what happened.
00:29:54
But you're you're the whole reason why he's driving around.
00:29:56
I mean, I don't know what.
00:29:57
So it's that's your responsibility.
00:30:00
That's your car.
00:30:00
I know, I know, I know, I thought
00:30:04
I thought it would it would help if I asked, but it did not.
00:30:08
I mean, I get it, I just have nothing but love and caring,
00:30:11
and I don't mean a, you know, step on that.
00:30:13
But at the same time, I have to be harsh and and critical and
00:30:16
yeah, I know I, I absolutely agree just for the, Yeah.
00:30:20
No, no, no, it's it's a, it's a weird balance
00:30:23
between trying to help and being an enabler.
00:30:27
I've been there, I've been there.
00:30:28
But when I have been, when I had to grab
00:30:31
$50 bills out of my ATM and drain my,
00:30:35
my paycheck, that came in the day before.
00:30:40
That that
00:30:41
kind of stings a bit and stings like I could.
00:30:45
I could have used that.
00:30:46
I would have probably blown it all on groceries or something,
00:30:49
but still.
00:30:55
Yeah.
00:30:57
I had, I had more, I forget, probably you'll remember.
00:31:01
Yeah. I'm just angry.
00:31:02
Let's move on to a link.
00:31:03
Let's just leave this topic for a while.
00:31:06
I don't know if any of that was on YouTube.
00:31:07
Yeah, I forgot it was,
00:31:10
No, it wasn't even close. Who?
00:31:13
All right.
00:31:13
But I hope you like the Captain Giggles that was playing in the background
00:31:16
that I made that this guy made another one.
00:31:21
He got monetized,
00:31:22
or he got to apply for one of your videos.
00:31:26
Oh, my God, he's a hell of a.
00:31:28
What is this ahead of us?
00:31:30
Yeah, he's posting your shit, bro.
00:31:35
Okay.
00:31:38
What's the cat doing?
00:31:40
Let me catch you. It did.
00:31:42
I said this is.
00:31:47
This has to be a Brady thing.
00:31:49
Oh, dude, did you see that?
00:31:50
That was it.
00:31:51
That was everything.
00:31:56
He just inserted
00:31:57
your water bottle into his ass,
00:32:00
and he made it look like he did on accident.
00:32:02
But I'm pretty sure he did it. I'm.
00:32:07
Do you drink the water?
00:32:09
He. He's riding
00:32:13
that.
00:32:17
Oh, that was kind of dickish.
00:32:21
Nice.
00:32:21
Yeah.
00:32:24
Oh, my.
00:32:27
Oh, that's so going.
00:32:28
This house in Georgia.
00:32:29
Now, we're working on this.
00:32:32
So do you think these,
00:32:34
these new monitors are helping?
00:32:37
Can you read on them?
00:32:39
Can you read the show on them? No.
00:32:41
Oh, good.
00:32:42
I'm plugged in. You didn't say anything about using them.
00:32:46
I believe I just got them.
00:32:49
Oh. Did you?
00:32:50
I believe I don't know what to do with the let you plug it in your Mac.
00:32:55
I don't know, you do anything.
00:32:57
Yes, I know.
00:33:00
I'm not that.
00:33:01
That's not my the tactical end of this thing.
00:33:03
That's that's not me.
00:33:04
You got the wrong dude for that testicle.
00:33:07
I had a guy that used to set up my my studio for me.
00:33:10
He went to jail 3 to 5,
00:33:16
So mean.
00:33:16
Which reminds me how much you find yourself.
00:33:20
What?
00:33:21
Oh, like, how do you just call him?
00:33:24
Oh, he could call in.
00:33:27
Yeah.
00:33:28
$45 collect call, though I don't.
00:33:30
I don't think I get paid. Yeah.
00:33:32
Oh, yeah.
00:33:32
Actually, I did not I did not put money on his commissary.
00:33:35
I put money on his, his phone thing.
00:33:40
I call the jail.
00:33:42
They call that and, Yeah, dude, I watch that love.
00:33:44
After I mentioned plenty of times the how much money they bank off of that shit.
00:33:48
These people spend so much money on these on these call services for the jail.
00:33:52
It's ridiculous.
00:33:53
I mean, good for them, but mine was,
00:33:57
it was $5.70 for a 30 minute Skype call
00:34:01
and plus tax.
00:34:05
Of course.
00:34:05
And, and then I don't want cancer.
00:34:09
Fucking evil right now.
00:34:11
I need to cool down before I'll,
00:34:14
I should be allowed to speak to him because he's he's got it tough enough
00:34:18
as it is.
00:34:18
And I'm not going to be easy.
00:34:20
Right.
00:34:21
Well, I just started to session like that.
00:34:23
That's. Well, I just couldn't talk to him.
00:34:24
You know, I just I just didn't talk to him for a while
00:34:26
because I just couldn't, like, I don't know, I don't know what to say to him.
00:34:28
I don't know what to say to make it better or to fix anything.
00:34:30
I don't want to yell at him because that's not going to, you know?
00:34:33
So it's just like, I just won't say anything, right? You know, like, I,
00:34:36
I don't hate him, and that's probably my best.
00:34:40
You're.
00:34:43
That's all he says?
00:34:44
I don't even care.
00:34:45
Really?
00:34:46
Well, you've got 3 to 5 years, but I do so.
00:34:50
Yeah. Yeah, three and five.
00:34:51
I do think it's a Homer Simpson quote.
00:34:54
I might have flipped around, but, alcohol,
00:34:58
the cause of and the solution to all my problem.
00:35:03
I have to get my drink.
00:35:04
Oh, yeah.
00:35:06
This is this is only hours.
00:35:11
For the buffet, for the coffee.
00:35:15
All right.
00:35:16
There are two drunk episodes we've had.
00:35:19
There's a helicopter has something to do with it.
00:35:24
Yeah.
00:35:24
There's this, this seem like a fatal accident, but, man,
00:35:29
they're not doing it right.
00:35:31
I mean, it was a soft landing in the snow.
00:35:32
At least the guy didn't really look at them blades.
00:35:36
Like, that's the steepest helicopter crash I've ever seen.
00:35:40
I'm pretty sure he even made it through the slalom on the way down.
00:35:44
Yeah, yeah.
00:35:46
Stuck the landing one.
00:35:47
Does he get clipped by any of them?
00:35:49
Because that shit's still
00:35:51
now he bailed out.
00:35:51
Totally bailed out of the way.
00:35:54
Alcohol increases your ability to drive.
00:35:59
I just that's not the way.
00:36:00
You know, I guess that is the way you want to be facing.
00:36:02
Sure, sure.
00:36:05
But going.
00:36:06
Oh, yeah, he's going.
00:36:08
No. Yeah.
00:36:08
Because I at first I thought,
00:36:09
shit, he's going to go all the way down. But if you were any other way
00:36:11
you would start rolling down and that'd be way worse.
00:36:14
Way his.
00:36:15
Yeah. He's on it.
00:36:17
You might as well use them.
00:36:18
You're going to pick up speed.
00:36:19
But yeah. Yeah.
00:36:22
Very scared.
00:36:24
Nobody moved there. Just look at the guy.
00:36:26
That guy's pointing.
00:36:27
In case you guys don't know, there's a helicopter coming right at us.
00:36:31
Two, two shows that we.
00:36:33
We've had a lot of drinking.
00:36:35
One was our drinking game show, and the other one was, I got the ball.
00:36:40
I've got Mickey Mouse gloves on.
00:36:42
It seems like the alcohol has something to do with it.
00:36:46
That was one of the first shows in the bar and Mickey Mouse Ball and everything.
00:36:50
Yeah, I don't even.
00:36:53
That was that was early on.
00:36:54
Beer or liquor?
00:36:55
Hard liquor, but helicoptered.
00:36:59
Well,
00:37:01
it's not.
00:37:04
Like when I heard this was all afternoon.
00:37:07
Press number 151.
00:37:09
I am on accident, man.
00:37:11
I immediately thought of Bacardi 151
00:37:16
and then I found out they don't make Bacardi.
00:37:19
151 we should have been doing flaming shots by now.
00:37:24
I'll be right back.
00:37:25
But flaming shots. I'll tell you what.
00:37:29
He's got a new jabber.
00:37:32
But this is stronger than usual.
00:37:34
This is darn near flammable right here. Oh,
00:37:40
but I thought I owed it to our our fan.
00:37:45
Our fan?
00:37:46
I should have, plural.
00:37:47
I'm there for him. Sure.
00:37:50
Oh, there's our fan.
00:37:52
Yeah, he's a really nice.
00:37:55
No, and I'm not.
00:37:56
I'm not doubting that I do that golden stuff for you.
00:37:59
Have you heard of, you know, pitched him about, I never knew that.
00:38:03
You see, I honestly never knew that.
00:38:06
Octopuses.
00:38:07
Manu, are you speaking English?
00:38:09
Virgil? English? Yeah.
00:38:12
Actually, you know, pitch to him.
00:38:15
Is that,
00:38:17
what?
00:38:17
Your houses are all Mesopotamian ones.
00:38:21
You pushed him? Yeah.
00:38:24
Man. Who is Indian?
00:38:26
And, the Norse version of Noah
00:38:31
from the Bible, from the flood.
00:38:35
And now is Virgil.
00:38:37
Amir, Virgil, Virgil, Virgil here.
00:38:41
But no, it tells us that
00:38:43
there was, in fact, either one great deluge or.
00:38:47
I mean, there's several glaciers,
00:38:50
but these stories are so similar.
00:38:53
Like, sometimes instead of sending a dove out to see if there's land
00:38:57
at the end, the Noah character said like a raven in one of these.
00:39:01
Or, but there are so many,
00:39:06
commonalities between these stories with these very distinctly different names.
00:39:10
But that's what you get when you have different languages
00:39:13
with the same story, you're going to have different names from the same person.
00:39:18
It makes sense, really, but it kind of lends
00:39:22
credence to the theme of the story.
00:39:26
I could just pull it off on a it's
00:39:31
just a common trope, like that's how they tell told stories in the day.
00:39:36
These stories are so
00:39:38
similar to one another and thousands of miles apart.
00:39:42
It the commonalities
00:39:46
probably indicate,
00:39:51
some something based on something that was based on reality.
00:39:55
Another thing I wanted to talk about was the, the Phantom time hypothesis. The.
00:40:00
Have you guys heard about the phantom time hypothesis?
00:40:04
This is interesting because it could be, but yeah, I'm curious.
00:40:08
And get,
00:40:10
the big name from this is Charlemagne.
00:40:14
The God.
00:40:15
I fucking hate that guy.
00:40:19
Now, Charlemagne was, big, French
00:40:24
emperor.
00:40:25
No radio like, Charlemagne.
00:40:28
Oh. I know who you're talking about.
00:40:30
Yeah, that's the person he going roamed after.
00:40:33
Yeah. Is it?
00:40:35
There? Is
00:40:37
a non-zero chance that Charlemagne was just made up.
00:40:40
Because the phantom time hypothesis says is
00:40:44
entire era was 30 days straight. He
00:40:50
don't have that impression.
00:40:52
Don't do it. Don't do it.
00:40:53
You don't have to look at him.
00:40:55
Okay?
00:40:57
Doesn't Stella have that foil wrapped around the cap?
00:41:01
Then you have to peel it.
00:41:02
Peel it back.
00:41:04
Oh, really?
00:41:05
I'm on you.
00:41:08
I okay, don't tell me what happened to that.
00:41:12
Just on the road.
00:41:14
We have a question from our chat.
00:41:15
Oh, Harry, what happened to Will's apartment?
00:41:17
He just leased.
00:41:19
I visited, well, first I went for a wellness check.
00:41:23
A week ago Saturday.
00:41:26
And, he what?
00:41:29
He he he wasn't there.
00:41:32
And, Wait, so you went to see wellness.
00:41:36
You went on a wellness check.
00:41:39
I did. So what happened?
00:41:40
And then I gotta pay his rent. Why? I'm here.
00:41:42
All of this shit. The only reason I'm.
00:41:45
If you think he has anything.
00:41:46
No, no, no, no, wait for them to throw all of his shit
00:41:48
on the front lawn, and then you can pick it legally.
00:41:50
Oh, no, that's the legally you can that I'm got everything.
00:41:54
Everything that was in it is my car.
00:41:57
It's right over there.
00:41:58
Including the this bag that I donated with all the this that I donated.
00:42:02
So I've got this bag right here.
00:42:04
I've got his tools, I've got his speaker.
00:42:07
I pulled the speaker out of his truck. It was big old.
00:42:10
It was nice. You.
00:42:12
I never got mine back.
00:42:13
Is this an auction? Right.
00:42:15
That's great.
00:42:16
Yeah. You got your radio?
00:42:18
I got an amp and a speaker.
00:42:20
You know, we were going to talk about that down the line.
00:42:22
I thought,
00:42:22
you know, hey, you know, let's see if I can read that on one of his monitors.
00:42:25
Maybe we'll talk about a price later. Whatever. I was a great deal.
00:42:28
I'll use the big one.
00:42:29
That deal was you don't get it anymore.
00:42:32
You don't get anything.
00:42:32
I got this.
00:42:33
What do? Don't forget about this one.
00:42:35
It says this one I remember.
00:42:37
We need to.
00:42:38
We need to.
00:42:38
We got more for the extra monitor from
00:42:43
there.
00:42:43
We got it from.
00:42:45
So just a TV?
00:42:46
Yeah. Yes, I stole it.
00:42:47
Yeah, but, hey, a TV is just a 700 2720, actually.
00:42:53
Okay, so what I was the last time I was standing in Will's apartment,
00:42:56
it was two days ago, and I met his mother,
00:43:01
and his mother had three teeth. Oh, wait.
00:43:04
Hang on, hang on.
00:43:05
How how how did you meet his mother?
00:43:08
I want to know how you met his mother.
00:43:11
That's,
00:43:13
Well, the guy with the three first names knew once again.
00:43:16
Harris.
00:43:17
That's the only reason I'm here. Ladies and gentlemen.
00:43:19
Sorry. Go ahead.
00:43:21
Wait. No, I'll take this off. Okay.
00:43:22
I need you to to say I interrupted you.
00:43:25
I apologize. Now, go ahead.
00:43:27
Thank you for your patience. That's what I.
00:43:29
Okay, this is my least favorite part of the show.
00:43:34
I've.
00:43:34
I've reconsidered.
00:43:36
I've taken 180 degree turn. Right.
00:43:39
He was right, I was wrong.
00:43:41
I am not sorry,
00:43:44
but the nauseated, noxious thing.
00:43:47
I was using the wrong part of speech and
00:43:51
and here's here's what I really listen for down the line.
00:43:56
Oh, so strong on your staunch.
00:43:58
I thought Brady gave up on I did, I did, but hear me out on the I never give up.
00:44:03
I will not ever correct anybody on that because it is common parlance.
00:44:09
However.
00:44:12
As as in a preposition.
00:44:15
Remember.
00:44:15
So was using a really early.
00:44:18
I need to hold myself to a higher standard
00:44:22
when I essentially need
00:44:27
five for three, I need those same for my three.
00:44:30
Well.
00:44:34
So I wish I had the grammar stuff set up because that that would be perfect.
00:44:38
But we've got a song break first and you walk pizza.
00:44:41
Yeah,
00:44:42
we're going to visit this.
00:44:43
This is just a.
00:44:46
Pizza.
00:44:47
My my little taste.
00:44:49
What's coming on Rumble.
00:44:51
Save it for Rumble.
00:44:53
I'll just show you. Okay.
00:44:55
Small little taste.
00:44:56
Okay. I can taste it right now. Oh,
00:44:59
there it is.
00:45:00
That's it.
00:45:02
They had parts of the exterior shoved in the interior.
00:45:06
It was tough to get around inside there.
00:45:09
Are you allowed to?
00:45:10
So can you make videos on rock and shit anymore or is it still.
00:45:13
I've been trying to I can't I don't want to take that car and make it fly away.
00:45:17
Like the back to the future car.
00:45:18
Be sweet
00:45:20
helicopter, helicopter.
00:45:23
They got like water cars that do to do the tires fold sideways
00:45:28
and, they can do that is the car that cost me
00:45:30
$550 cash.
00:45:34
That's it. That was, you know, 11.
00:45:36
Why would you want you know what you say?
00:45:40
Oh, I know I had to pay that
00:45:43
in order to sign it over as scrap.
00:45:46
Oh. So yeah, because it's your responsibility
00:45:48
when they just go into a police auction.
00:45:52
Auction?
00:45:53
Wait, when you say sign it over, that the wheels off.
00:45:58
When I sign my car over for scrap, they give me a credible.
00:46:03
Yeah, yeah, I was wondering about that.
00:46:05
Don't they make money on that?
00:46:07
No, no, I didn't get what I got. Yeah.
00:46:10
Why was it in a municipality and not a not a private business?
00:46:14
Was it the city?
00:46:17
No, it was a private business.
00:46:18
It's some some dude's towing.
00:46:20
It was a guy's name on the the smart thing.
00:46:24
It the smart thing was the truck.
00:46:26
My truck was in his name.
00:46:28
And that was one thing that it was done.
00:46:32
Yeah, but the truck could could be in his name back then.
00:46:35
So Ryan said.
00:46:37
Yeah.
00:46:37
Before I was so embarrassed to be there because everyone there was about as smart
00:46:41
as a kindergartner.
00:46:42
It didn't take me no.
00:46:43
3 to 5 years, though.
00:46:47
Yeah,
00:46:48
yeah, I did a whole thing. The whole thing.
00:46:50
So long.
00:46:52
Oh, hey.
00:46:55
I was,
00:46:56
you know, I thought it was kindergarten.
00:46:59
No, I just have to curb.
00:47:00
And I had some weed on me, and, I thought I could kind of cut through. Oh.
00:47:05
And so I could have gotten fleeing and eluding. Oh.
00:47:10
Oh. That's too.
00:47:11
I just pulled over and just, you know, it was like.
00:47:13
No, just been sitting here.
00:47:15
I'm not the guy you're looking for.
00:47:16
The entire cast and crew used the Jedi mind trick in real life, and it worked.
00:47:21
Hold on. A year, 20 years ago.
00:47:23
Don't just run right past that.
00:47:25
No, that's not what happened.
00:47:26
I'm not the person you're looking for. And they just moved.
00:47:28
Oh, they they knew what was going on, and I just
00:47:30
that's what I thought could happen back when I was, you know, 19 years old.
00:47:33
So normally I would do a music break here, but since we're going on
00:47:37
grammar, I'm going to go right to this.
00:47:40
Okay.
00:47:42
Let's see.
00:47:43
Like, I got in trouble doing something stupid when I was 19, 20.
00:47:46
And guess what?
00:47:48
Oh, it it never happened again,
00:47:51
right?
00:47:52
What's happening?
00:47:53
Oh, looks like the kid was.
00:47:55
Do you get burned that one time?
00:47:57
You stop reaching for the hot stove on.
00:48:02
You can sit at home and get as wasted as you want.
00:48:05
Oh, well. Right, I can pause it.
00:48:07
You can go for a long walk.
00:48:09
I don't want a drunken walk.
00:48:13
You can probably go for a drunken.
00:48:14
That's right.
00:48:15
As long as you avoid major roads.
00:48:18
Yeah.
00:48:22
No. No.
00:48:23
Hold on.
00:48:23
This is not legal advice. This is not.
00:48:26
Do not go for joyrides.
00:48:28
Even in a tractor.
00:48:29
The field is pretty.
00:48:33
It says what happened this weekend?
00:48:34
I didn't send this in, so I don't know what it is. I think it's a chocolate.
00:48:38
No, definitely not.
00:48:41
Something about the bus driver for 29.
00:48:44
Are you?
00:48:47
Was it number nine or your name?
00:48:49
I might number 909.
00:48:51
You are my number nine.
00:48:51
Which I should never be from inside the.
00:48:55
There must be from inside the bus.
00:48:57
Isn't there another video? Yeah. Yeah.
00:48:58
So I clicked on the link.
00:48:59
There was no there was no link.
00:49:02
There should have been a video from.
00:49:04
Okay, so that's the TikTok video. Okay.
00:49:06
That's the that's the train with whizzing by.
00:49:09
There was also a video of damn it, I thought there was a video of
00:49:13
just from afar, the bus and how close?
00:49:16
So, you know what?
00:49:17
It's probably the same. Shit's taking it away.
00:49:20
It's funny, here, somehow the whole point of this was kind of the, the the woman.
00:49:24
So this is. That's the picture of the woman there.
00:49:26
School bus driver refuse to stop for train.
00:49:28
Was six inches away from fatal tragedy.
00:49:30
Says the cops.
00:49:31
So a school bus driver allegedly said she was, this is a, quote,
00:49:35
not going to stop for no train,
00:49:38
unquote, resulting in a collision that was six inches away
00:49:41
from being a fatal catastrophe, according to police.
00:49:43
So, I mean, she told them exactly what she was going to do.
00:49:49
I'm sorry, is this a double negative?
00:49:51
I thought it was a grammar issue, not a.
00:49:54
Yeah, I said she was for no train.
00:49:57
Not going to stop for no train.
00:50:00
That's perfect segue, because, just again, Ryan said he it didn't take him no.
00:50:04
3 to 5 years, though
00:50:07
I know that he types like he speaks.
00:50:13
Was not going to stop for no train and continue driving.
00:50:16
So that means she's going to stop
00:50:20
for a train, is what you know, right?
00:50:24
Oh, I saw this. Yeah.
00:50:25
The back of the the back of the bus barely misses it.
00:50:28
I'll have more than that.
00:50:29
She said that she would stop for the train.
00:50:34
Yes, it was all right.
00:50:36
You got a situation where there's the train tracks, there's a light, and you're.
00:50:41
You're not supposed like you.
00:50:42
You wait for there to be enough room for you to then cross the train tracks.
00:50:47
And so the bus had not given enough room
00:50:50
and had moved forward like a this bitch was not paying attention.
00:50:54
It's a good that's a good proverb.
00:50:56
Or what is wrestling when you say a like a story with a moral,
00:51:00
you might
00:51:00
have this, you might be in the right and you know, you might.
00:51:03
But if it's a train,
00:51:05
I don't know, I think just based on like if you had talked to this woman
00:51:09
once, maybe, and she's never going, I wasn't not going to stop for no train.
00:51:13
And it's like, oh, well, yeah, maybe we should,
00:51:15
maybe we should get somebody more, find somebody else.
00:51:17
Yeah. To try right. Yep, yep.
00:51:20
Wasn't, wasn't there a, bus driver in your personal life at some point?
00:51:24
Gary.
00:51:26
Yes. There was.
00:51:28
Did this person, no.
00:51:30
Just stop for trains?
00:51:33
I just happen to know train. We were the only.
00:51:35
Did they know?
00:51:36
Did they know that? Not not not for.
00:51:39
No, no, it was school software operator.
00:51:41
We go live by a fast moving train
00:51:44
station.
00:51:44
Dozens of charges use. Yes.
00:51:45
Yeah, that's her.
00:51:48
These charges.
00:51:50
School bus.
00:51:50
You get one thing I have a problem with. So
00:51:55
sorry.
00:51:55
What?
00:51:57
I have a problem with that.
00:51:58
She did one thing wrong, didn't did she?
00:52:02
Facing a charge for every child on the bus.
00:52:05
What?
00:52:06
So only the ones who were screaming and crying like girls.
00:52:09
If you noticed, there was a couple of men, men, children here that must have actual
00:52:12
both parents. They immediately stood up.
00:52:15
Not that would matter, and ran to the front of the bus.
00:52:17
They took action.
00:52:18
There's a couple of handful of children here that are literally just
00:52:21
crying and screaming, and I understand they're probably six seven
00:52:24
and they get a run up to the school bus and like jam on the gas.
00:52:28
But there are a few people there that might be able to help.
00:52:29
The last thing they need is screaming, crying,
00:52:33
baby, that's a kid.
00:52:34
So what are you going to do?
00:52:36
Teach them to suck it up, buttercup?
00:52:39
Gary, tell us what Will said on the Skype call.
00:52:43
Did he try to deflect the blame?
00:52:45
And also don't forget to like, subscribe!
00:52:48
We're here every Monday to who else was there?
00:52:52
I tried to schedule the Skype call for tomorrow morning,
00:52:56
and it failed, like, I'm.
00:53:00
I'm, What's it called?
00:53:02
Stupid.
00:53:03
Stupid when it comes to, like.
00:53:06
Yeah. Yeah, stupid. Right.
00:53:08
And so I, I, I managed to put some money on
00:53:14
and then I, I tried to spend the money on a Skype call
00:53:18
and it, it, it said I had no money on the account.
00:53:22
And so I threw the phone across the room, so I failed.
00:53:26
I mean, I tried I tried to schedule a Skype call.
00:53:30
It didn't it didn't work.
00:53:32
Did you check that you check your like account on the other end
00:53:35
to see if they they were pulling the money yet, if.
00:53:39
Oh no, you know, no shit.
00:53:42
I've done that.
00:53:43
I don't know sometimes like if I'm sure I'll go to my account
00:53:46
and just see or my credit card. Yeah.
00:53:48
Just see like, hey, do your prison account.
00:53:51
Hold on. That's what I'm buying.
00:53:53
You know?
00:53:54
Yeah, yeah.
00:53:55
It doesn't show up right away.
00:53:56
Yeah. Sometimes it doesn't. Yeah, yeah.
00:53:59
I was doing some auditing and found out I've been paying for a newspaper
00:54:02
for $20 a month for the last.
00:54:04
God knows how long.
00:54:07
And I was at this paper working out for you.
00:54:11
I never read it once.
00:54:14
But it gets delivered.
00:54:16
No, it was a digital newspaper, so I would have had to get it
00:54:19
on my Kindle, which, I don't know, the paper. Then
00:54:23
it's called the newspaper.
00:54:24
It's. It's called the news, and it's called a newspaper.
00:54:27
No, it's just the news.
00:54:29
No, no, it's the newspaper headlines and pages I can.
00:54:34
Yeah.
00:54:34
No, it doesn't have to be paper for have a name
00:54:38
a little early for weird insects, isn't it?
00:54:41
Incest, insects.
00:54:44
I mean, there's no incest.
00:54:46
Weird.
00:54:48
What's that? It's just.
00:54:49
It's weird. Yes.
00:54:50
Yes, incest is weird. Who who who the fuck?
00:54:53
Who the fuck asks?
00:54:54
That is what?
00:54:57
That's the question that never has to be asked.
00:54:58
What the fuck that conversation like that it is, there's a bill or whatever
00:55:03
they call it in the UK to ban it in the entire country.
00:55:08
What it all in incest and incest porn?
00:55:12
I would I thought incest was already banned.
00:55:14
Yeah.
00:55:14
Isn't that most of their problem over there like it is.
00:55:17
Yeah. So they're like oh
00:55:18
now people are like glorifying it, glamorizing it through porn.
00:55:25
I think people are
00:55:26
just well, that's been happening.
00:55:29
Yeah, I think stepmum
00:55:31
porn is always one of the most popular I've watched.
00:55:34
I've seen a lot of it.
00:55:35
But I mean, from our passing scene in Central Florida, watch again.
00:55:40
But that's got to be a child.
00:55:41
So the honestly the most oh the newscaster
00:55:45
have you ever seen like the parody, the parody porn I don't like it.
00:55:49
Oh two if it's they've got it's the weirdest thing.
00:55:54
Yeah, yeah.
00:55:54
It's really not a caricature like versions of the characters.
00:55:58
And they try to.
00:55:59
And then they just have sex for no reason.
00:56:00
And it's it's the most boring sex to.
00:56:03
Yeah, yeah, they keep
00:56:06
whoever they're whoever they're dressed up like they, they keep that shit.
00:56:09
I dressed up as Gumby. No,
00:56:11
that's the antidote.
00:56:12
That's what I call it when I'm trying to last longer.
00:56:14
At least when I was younger and I had to last longer instead of now when I'm older.
00:56:17
Yeah, I got family Guy 3 or 4 tries.
00:56:21
Yeah.
00:56:21
No, I they're dressed up in, like, costume too.
00:56:24
It's like, no matter how I say this, it's going to come out wrong.
00:56:26
So I'm going to stop talking years since I watched that. I'll be honest.
00:56:29
Okay. You just.
00:56:31
Oh, he's showed restraint.
00:56:33
You can dive down quite the the rabbit hole of just random parody.
00:56:37
And it's not even the whatever.
00:56:39
Sometimes you can even restrain your rabbit hole.
00:56:41
There's kids on the screen that's like, okay.
00:56:44
And from this vantage point moments.
00:56:45
Yeah.
00:56:45
He pointed out the sobbing child, which I don't appreciate, is the train flies by.
00:56:51
And from this
00:56:51
vantage point moments earlier, you can see, see that big pussy?
00:56:54
You then watch again.
00:56:56
You can hear what's so she like sobbing as the train heaving.
00:57:01
We're watching again.
00:57:02
Not for the train that almost exploded.
00:57:04
Not for the near miss by inches.
00:57:06
Watch again. You can hear the child sobbing.
00:57:09
Okay. Newscaster.
00:57:10
You just passed from being incompetent.
00:57:12
And these busses, teleprompter reader, to a complete asshole or
00:57:16
or whatever we can rumble on YouTube narrowly avoids
00:57:19
a direct hit passing train in Central Florida.
00:57:22
I mean, these busses are obnoxiously programed to like,
00:57:25
sobbing overtly stop for train tracks on an obnoxious level.
00:57:29
Yeah, it shouldn't say it should say they're gonna stop at the tracks,
00:57:32
not stop on at this bus stops at every railroad crossing.
00:57:35
See, there's their mistake right there.
00:57:36
They need to stop slightly before the railroad crossing.
00:57:39
Right.
00:57:39
She's probably stopped before and then was like, okay, I'm good.
00:57:42
And then rolled through and was like, oh, shit.
00:57:44
Yeah. It was a hell of a left turn.
00:57:46
She was trying to make. It took her
00:57:48
dear or little hop.
00:57:51
You can pass over the tracks a little faster.
00:57:56
And then it's all about timing.
00:57:57
Time exists, like sometimes stopping and making sure everything was clear.
00:58:01
And then you start to go and then you get hit. You're right.
00:58:03
You should have just kept on going and nothing would have happened.
00:58:07
I watched your video from last week at regular speed,
00:58:10
and I'm going to go ahead and say
00:58:13
time is just as real as it ever was.
00:58:17
That's a very, very, very logical, truthful,
00:58:20
totally unhelpful statement.
00:58:23
Because if there was, none were still there.
00:58:27
And if there was, some were still there, say fence walking over
00:58:31
you piece of poo.
00:58:35
Oh, there you go.
00:58:36
There's a friendly, you can see the bus
00:58:39
I like that.
00:58:40
That's the one. There's the money shot.
00:58:42
This vantage point moments earlier,
00:58:44
you weren't going to stop for no train forward trying to get me.
00:58:48
So why isn't she being.
00:58:49
Why isn't she being celebrated as a hero?
00:58:51
She just saved all those children, right?
00:58:54
All right.
00:58:54
If you didn't want to approach it in the intersection. Yeah.
00:58:56
She knew exactly the distance she needed to be.
00:58:58
She was a pro about it.
00:59:00
Yeah.
00:59:00
Got out of the way.
00:59:01
That was her driver.
00:59:02
Made decisions that could have resulted in the death of 29 children, one adult.
00:59:09
But it did.
00:59:09
Nine children segment on board her school bus last week.
00:59:12
Investigators say driver Javon Hampton.
00:59:15
It's Laverne from Laverne and Shirley.
00:59:17
Crossing arms started going down.
00:59:19
That is the wait.
00:59:20
What bus is on board? Hold on.
00:59:22
So they're saying allegedly, that she went after the arms went down.
00:59:26
Well, then why are the arms still intact
00:59:29
also? Why?
00:59:31
Like no one else like you could have like.
00:59:33
Because when those arms come down, that train does not.
00:59:35
It's not there. And like.
00:59:37
No they they. Yeah. Just like the yellow red line.
00:59:39
So they give up.
00:59:40
This have been mitigated.
00:59:43
That's what they're already said.
00:59:44
Oh it's not all right quick.
00:59:45
Just said he walks up to the hey ma'am, the train tracks on down.
00:59:49
You might want to pull forward a little bit
00:59:51
and she would have pulled forward.
00:59:52
And then five minutes later the train would have went by.
00:59:56
Right. And video system.
00:59:57
According to investigators, catching Hampton spontaneously uttering
01:00:01
not going to stop for no train.
01:00:03
Then a child yells, there is a train coming!
01:00:07
The train! No, no, wait, no, he missed it.
01:00:09
He missed the train.
01:00:10
I mean, she did not going to stop for no train.
01:00:12
And then the kid said yes, there's a train coming up.
01:00:16
She's like, perfect.
01:00:17
That means I'm at this court, right?
01:00:20
If he stopped for the train, we're all going to die.
01:00:23
No, if you're not going to stop for no train,
01:00:25
that means you will stop for a train.
01:00:27
But if she didn't, not going to stop.
01:00:28
Not for no train, then they would have no.
01:00:30
But she did stop right on the tracks for the train.
01:00:33
Well, she did not going to stop for no train.
01:00:36
You're right. She did not going to stop for no train.
01:00:40
Yeah she did.
01:00:41
Yeah. The math check out life.
01:00:44
I'm going to stop for no crimes.
01:00:49
This has been
01:00:50
the dumbest story we've ever covered.
01:00:53
No. Oh. What's this?
01:00:55
Okay,
01:00:56
I've got a crash. Guys. As above.
01:00:58
So beyond.
01:01:00
Oh. That's good.
01:01:01
Okay.
01:01:01
Good night.
01:01:04
That's a funny one.
01:01:06
He would have said it.
01:01:07
It would have triggered the,
01:01:11
The y.
01:01:12
Right. No, he said so beyond miss.
01:01:14
Yeah.
01:01:16
And no he's like skip that one for 11.
01:01:18
But now we have two word one.
01:01:20
So I have to go back to the since we're on the double negative.
01:01:23
Yeah.
01:01:24
Sometimes I make a producer creative decision.
01:01:27
That's what that's what I'm doing now.
01:01:28
I approve
01:01:31
I don't, you don't need my approval for two against one.
01:01:36
We can vote every time.
01:01:37
Yeah. You're overruled.
01:01:39
All. And artillery specialist Henry Shrapnel.
01:01:42
Did you know that the word quixotic comes from the name of Don Quixote?
01:01:45
And that the word mentor. I don't even know.
01:01:47
A quixotic character in the Odyssey.
01:01:49
Did you know that bubble wrap,
01:01:50
rollerblades, ping pong, TV, dinner, windbreaker, and zipper
01:01:53
were all originally brand names, and some are even still trademarked?
01:01:57
Did you know that the verb escalate didn't exist until after the invention
01:02:01
of the escalator?
01:02:02
It's a back formation, yes. Really?
01:02:04
Did you know that the Latin root of words like electricity and electron
01:02:08
means a drink every time she says something stupid, not be involved.
01:02:11
Rubbing substances like ember to generate sparks.
01:02:15
And did you know that the word electrocute is a whole of the words?
01:02:19
Asked can I and then read it? Portmanteau. Mentos.
01:02:22
Did you know that splatter is a mashup of splash?
01:02:24
Or maybe and stash is a metal?
01:02:27
I don't I prefer spatter over splatter every time I come in
01:02:31
my house and I look a little bit, a little bit not happy.
01:02:34
My wife always goes smarter as a matter
01:02:38
of style and cash.
01:02:39
Did you know that the word compact
01:02:42
anyon literally means someone you share bread with, and that the root of the word
01:02:46
meat means meat, which originally referred to any.
01:02:51
That's what she said.
01:02:53
Any type of food. So I mean,
01:02:55
my mate always refers to me as her meat.
01:02:58
It is similarly which almost every man in the world
01:03:01
is perfectly fine with someone you share food with.
01:03:04
Did you know that hodgepodge and potpourri where Hodge,
01:03:08
has Hodge?
01:03:11
Oh, nobody knows.
01:03:14
Only words for types of stew.
01:03:15
We're to.
01:03:16
Have you ever thought about the fact that astronaut means star, sailor and Nazi?
01:03:19
I mean, seasickness and both share.
01:03:22
I'm sorry. What did she say?
01:03:23
Nauseated.
01:03:25
Seasickness at ad nauseum.
01:03:27
What's she saying?
01:03:30
Wait.
01:03:30
Hey, this is.
01:03:32
We're talking about astronaut.
01:03:33
I mean, star sailor and nausea.
01:03:35
I mean, seasickness and both share a root with the word nautical.
01:03:38
Did you know that the word oxymoron is an oxymoron?
01:03:42
I've heard
01:03:44
posterous means before, behind earth or before?
01:03:46
After us.
01:03:47
Did you know that the Germanic root of the word book means beach
01:03:51
after early tablets made of wood from beech trees?
01:03:54
And did you know that you can learn more about these words and thousands more.
01:03:58
And thank you.
01:04:00
I don't believe everything she said.
01:04:02
But I believe in her.
01:04:06
So she was talking about words.
01:04:09
She was talking about words,
01:04:12
Speaking of words.
01:04:13
Words to describe words.
01:04:15
I took your words. Words.
01:04:18
Those circular.
01:04:21
Every single conversation is about words.
01:04:23
I know words
01:04:26
and I pumped them into.
01:04:27
So, thing. And then this came out.
01:04:30
Oh, tell me more. Yes.
01:04:33
Oh, yeah.
01:04:35
I, young man, there's no need to feel down.
01:04:39
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground I said,
01:04:44
because you're in a new.
01:04:45
Tell me the unhappy hurry, young man.
01:04:50
There's a place you can go I said, young man,
01:04:53
when you're short on your dough, you can stay there.
01:04:56
And I'm sure you will find I have a good time.
01:05:02
I'm on your side.
01:05:04
I'm at the YMCA.
01:05:06
They have everything for young men to enjoy.
01:05:09
You can hang out with all the boys.
01:05:12
It's fine to stay at the YMCA to stay.
01:05:17
I'll be right back.
01:05:18
I have.
01:05:19
You'll find a new job for the meal.
01:05:21
You can do whatever you.
01:05:26
Young man, are you listening to me?
01:05:28
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
01:05:31
I said, young man,
01:05:33
you can make real your dreams that you've got to know this one thing.
01:05:38
No man does it all by himself.
01:05:40
I said, young man, put your it on the shelf and just go there
01:05:45
to the YMCA.
01:05:46
I'm sure they can help you today.
01:05:49
Yeah, I can stay.
01:05:50
Oh, I at the YMCA, if I stay at
01:05:54
the YMCA, they have everything for young men to enjoy.
01:05:58
You can hang out with all the boys.
01:06:01
I can stay at the YMCA, I can stay.
01:06:05
Oh, at the YMCA, you can get yourself. We.
01:06:09
You can have a good meal.
01:06:10
You can do whatever you feel. Oh,
01:06:15
oh. I.
01:06:30
Had a young man.
01:06:31
I was once in your shoes I said I was down and out
01:06:35
with the blues I felt no man cared if I were alive.
01:06:39
I felt the whole world was so dire.
01:06:42
That's when someone came up to me and said, young man,
01:06:46
take a walk up the streets.
01:06:48
There's a place there called the YMCA.
01:06:51
They got to stop you back on your way.
01:06:54
It's hard to stay.
01:06:55
Oh, the YMCA, it's hard to stay.
01:06:58
Oh, the YMCA, they have everything for your man to enjoy.
01:07:03
You can hang out with all the bars.
01:07:08
I say.
01:07:11
It's fun to say the YMCA.
01:07:14
YMCA.
01:07:17
It's fun to stay at the YMCA, young man.
01:07:20
There's no need to feel down, young man.
01:07:23
Y'all get yourself off the ground.
01:07:25
YMCA just go to the YMCA, y'all.
01:07:32
I was once in your shoes, y'all.
01:07:35
I was out with the blue.
01:07:41
Y I see y, man. See
01:07:47
y I see.
01:07:54
Okay, let's get see.
01:07:57
Okay, let's get serious again.
01:08:00
What?
01:08:03
Okay, that was a good break. The.
01:08:06
There are people out there right now, many watching
01:08:09
right now who just don't believe that any of this is happening.
01:08:12
And that's fine, I get that.
01:08:14
But over the last two weeks, multiple people,
01:08:17
including two members of Congress, have not denied that our own government
01:08:21
is experimenting with mixing the DNA
01:08:24
between some alien species and humans.
01:08:27
While the white House continues to telegraph
01:08:30
that further disclosure is coming.
01:08:32
We don't know when Doctor Steven Greer is the founder of the Disclosure Project.
01:08:36
He is a researcher, a medical doctor.
01:08:38
He's been on the forefront of this conversation for the last three decades.
01:08:42
Doctor, very good to have you back.
01:08:44
Last week, I had one of those members of Congress
01:08:47
on this show, Tim Burchett, and he said this.
01:08:49
Take a look if they would release
01:08:52
the things that I've seen, you would stay up.
01:08:55
You'd be up at night.
01:08:56
A brief last week on an issue.
01:08:59
Excuse me, two weeks ago.
01:09:02
And,
01:09:04
it would have set the earth, if this was.
01:09:13
This just in.
01:09:14
Everybody in this video has passed away from suicide.
01:09:19
Oh. That's odd.
01:09:21
Come on. Call.
01:09:22
And I think if I would've heard of it, I heard they would.
01:09:25
They would demand answers.
01:09:28
And they never pay the coach for cable.
01:09:29
But now we're dying or, you know, Tennessee.
01:09:32
Sorry.
01:09:32
Tennessee. Wow.
01:09:33
And, and for the record, I'm not suicidal.
01:09:36
Okay. So he said this.
01:09:38
I did not watch this video.
01:09:39
That's up.
01:09:40
Incredible.
01:09:40
That's the timing that he ended his life
01:09:44
three seconds before saying that he's not suicidal.
01:09:46
This is incredibly.
01:09:49
Right after the show that night, Doctor Greer,
01:09:53
do you know what he's talking about?
01:09:54
Like specifically?
01:09:56
Yeah, I do, so for a number of decades, we have used
01:09:59
the retrieved non-human bodies, biological so-called
01:10:03
and created, sort of creatures that are parts
01:10:07
human part, not human, very advanced biomedical research.
01:10:12
And I've known about this
01:10:13
since the 90s, and these have been used in covert operations.
01:10:16
Yeah, but, like the CIA document, we cannot say
01:10:19
it's like using this sort of tech because this guy, the man, made UFOs
01:10:23
to stay some kind of a hoax.
01:10:25
Alien abductions, all manner of nonsense.
01:10:28
The problem is, it sounds like a science fiction movie,
01:10:30
but it's been part of a larger, multi-decade cycle.
01:10:33
It's a real operation.
01:10:35
Partly run out of a division of the CIA and some flying above
01:10:39
a special beverage control attached to the aerospace industry.
01:10:44
Right now, but, yes, we've, we know details of that.
01:10:47
We know where this is.
01:10:49
Just focus, where the cameras point.
01:10:51
And I've handed that off to certain people in the national security structure
01:10:55
at a certain, it's not a stationary cam,
01:10:57
as well as the names of whistleblowers who have been involved.
01:11:00
Okay, let me just let me hold on. So.
01:11:02
Okay, so there's a breeding program.
01:11:04
Matt Gates said that Tim Burchett didn't deny that.
01:11:07
You're confirming that.
01:11:08
Are there
01:11:09
are there female volunteers that are that are taking part in this program?
01:11:13
Like how does that work?
01:11:14
No, there are no the human subjects are ones who have been captured in distress.
01:11:20
There is no need for human experimentation.
01:11:22
It's similar to what, one of us was actually did it
01:11:26
last year when he said, you know, don't forget.
01:11:29
What?
01:11:29
Why would we do this? Like, why?
01:11:31
Who would want to do that?
01:11:33
They would do it to try to create diversions
01:11:35
and make people think that there's a threat from outer space
01:11:38
when there isn't one, and also to confuse and cover up,
01:11:41
illegally run covert programs and say the aliens are doing it.
01:11:46
It's a classic delusion and deception operation.
01:11:49
Let me ask you about that. General Mike Flynn.
01:11:51
And I don't mean to cut you off. I just we have to do this all the time.
01:11:53
So for everyone at home, that's why, general Mike Flynn,
01:11:57
when he tweeted the interview with Tim Burchett.
01:12:00
Here's the quote. I think we have the tweet.
01:12:02
I believe Tim Russert is not a man to mince words or to short sell the normal
01:12:06
political B.S., but be aware of a false flag alien operation by rogue elements.
01:12:12
I don't know inside the U.S government.
01:12:14
Doctor Greer, can you explain what he's talking about?
01:12:17
Just trying to.
01:12:18
There's no way to go through a life.
01:12:19
So I've been at the rocket for Adolf Hitler warned us on its deathbed,
01:12:23
and he said that there would be an attempt to hoax a threat from outer space
01:12:27
and kind of throw the world into sort of vitality in a global dystopia.
01:12:32
And that's been a plan that's been around 100% whole heartedly
01:12:35
59 yep yep yep yep.
01:12:39
You like that pop?
01:12:42
Yeah.
01:12:42
If you break down that map.
01:12:49
So General Flynn is 100% correct.
01:12:52
And these sort of weird and scary things that you hear about associated
01:12:56
with UFOs, UAPs wasn't it?
01:12:57
It's Project Blue Book, psychological warfare operation.
01:13:01
Okay.
01:13:02
I just want to ask you about Artemis two, circle the moon,
01:13:05
and NASA keeps shutting off the feed.
01:13:09
They've got a live feed.
01:13:10
You can essentially look anytime you want at any time.
01:13:12
There's something outside the window that doesn't look right out there in space.
01:13:16
They just shut off the feed.
01:13:17
Why are they.
01:13:18
Hey, who's.
01:13:18
Who's my dad? He missed that. Where did he say that?
01:13:21
Like that.
01:13:22
Well, it goes through a National Security Agency
01:13:24
filtering system, and, my uncle is, you know.
01:13:27
Yeah, there's a million fucking satellites singing by in 1969.
01:13:32
And and that was done then through a relay station in Australia
01:13:35
and some other locations.
01:13:36
So that is routine.
01:13:38
Just to be able to be sure nothing is said or seen without first being captured.
01:13:43
And we're sure there's a huge delay to if they don't let Howard Stern out
01:13:48
without somebody saying yes, no, there's no way they're going to let any photos
01:13:51
from the dark side of the moon that were not like, exactly.
01:13:54
IPhone 17 edited like there were no raw photos and you couldn't see the feed.
01:13:58
They said they lost connection, so you couldn't see the feed.
01:14:00
The whole time this thing was going behind the moon, which is very suspicious.
01:14:03
15 seconds.
01:14:04
And he thought on that?
01:14:05
Yes. I thought they couldn't get signal for Wolf
01:14:07
to solve the images in 68 coming back from that area.
01:14:11
And there were artificial structures that were there that were removed
01:14:14
from what NASA saw.
01:14:16
So we know there are objects there that would explain that.
01:14:18
Doctor Greer, we're going to get an answer.
01:14:19
We're going to get there, my friend. Good to have you back.
01:14:21
Thank you, thank you. We're not going to get there.
01:14:25
I'm sort of convinced.
01:14:26
Now I gotta turn that off. Holy shit. Yeah.
01:14:29
There you go. Good job.
01:14:30
I'm sort of convinced now that AI is just a smokescreen
01:14:34
for the truth now, because anything anybody comes out with
01:14:38
half of my mind is going to think, is it real?
01:14:41
Yeah,
01:14:43
I know exactly.
01:14:44
I mean, I was already like that as a skeptic before I.
01:14:49
And before trans people, to be completely honest.
01:14:53
Should we keep going with aliens?
01:14:55
Yeah, absolutely.
01:15:00
I like it.
01:15:02
One of my favorite topics
01:15:04
I can feel it's so good.
01:15:09
It's awesome.
01:15:09
Can we watch the sorry pyramids built?
01:15:11
No, storage for dead mummies. Dead monkey.
01:15:14
This. It's a tautology.
01:15:16
Mainstream Egyptology says that the Great Pyramid of Giza is a tomb built
01:15:21
for Khufu, the fourth dynasty Egyptian pharaoh who ruled 4500 years ago.
01:15:25
But the Great Pyramid doesn't have any characteristics of other Egyptian tools.
01:15:29
The Great Pyramid contains no hieroglyphs.
01:15:31
I know what laboratoire.
01:15:32
It's been argued that the granite sarcophagus
01:15:33
found in the King's chamber once contained Khufu's mummy.
01:15:35
There's no evidence that money was ever there.
01:15:36
No one has ever been found in any pyramid. Ever.
01:15:38
Ancient Egyptians considered their pharaohs gods.
01:15:39
The Great Pyramid is a strange structure for God.
01:15:41
Small chambers, narrow shafts, no markings at all.
01:15:43
The way the building was built
01:15:44
and the materials used to build it suggest a side to the pyramid.
01:15:47
It is a narrow accuracy that only modern engineering can match it.
01:15:50
The Great Pyramid is a mountain man, 2.5 million blocks of stone.
01:15:52
When 6 million tons pile 401ft high, its footprint is over 13 acres.
01:15:55
To align this construction within 1/15 of a degree of true
01:15:57
north is impossible precision.
01:15:58
The base of the Great Pyramid is leveled within three quarters of an inch.
01:16:01
Why is it this huge lasers?
01:16:03
Can somebody explain that to me, please?
01:16:06
Because we need exactly what we're seeing right here.
01:16:08
Lasers.
01:16:09
In order to do that. Why do we need lasers?
01:16:12
They didn't have movement.
01:16:14
And, But could they have had some type of long?
01:16:18
It's very may have had something that long.
01:16:20
That square.
01:16:23
Every year at 5.000001 over here.
01:16:27
And you're going three acres by the time you go.
01:16:29
Three acres.
01:16:31
Yeah. You're a foot and a half of.
01:16:32
But couldn't you have a laser with a curved mirror?
01:16:35
They didn't have mirrors.
01:16:38
They did not have good mirrored.
01:16:41
How do we know they didn't have good mirrors?
01:16:43
Because we know they didn't have good mirrors.
01:16:46
Or because that's actually what we're told.
01:16:49
That's the narrative that we're trying
01:16:51
trying to, suck down.
01:16:54
But I think it's it's pretty egotistical
01:16:57
to say.
01:16:57
I mean, there's evidence clearly by the angle of this structure that they did
01:17:04
they but it looks kind of
01:17:06
talking about or dynastic Egyptians.
01:17:10
My frame,
01:17:12
because that's the narrative,
01:17:14
because that's where it is now.
01:17:17
Right now, I'm saying
01:17:19
the dynastic Egyptians walked up on it and found it
01:17:23
and claimed it as their own, but it already existed.
01:17:28
That's my claim.
01:17:31
So as an advanced technology,
01:17:35
before the dynastic Egyptians built these sites.
01:17:39
Okay, pyramid over 750 long, you have stone blocks,
01:17:42
maybe between 2 and 40 tons each. Each side is within two inches of any other.
01:17:45
That's 99.98% accurate.
01:17:46
In fact, the pyramid doesn't have four sides.
01:17:48
It actually has eight. Each side is slightly concave.
01:17:50
You don't really see from directly above or the pyramid,
01:17:53
and yet you could probably see it from directly below to those angles
01:17:56
to our perfect level.
01:17:57
But the pyramids
01:17:57
somehow knew the size of the height of the pyramid and multiply it by 43,200,
01:18:01
even 3,938.685 miles, which is 11 miles the radius of the planet.
01:18:05
That's 99.7% accurate.
01:18:07
If you take the perimeter of the base of the pyramid and multiply that by 43,200,
01:18:10
you get 24,734.94 miles at the Earth's circumference, anywhere
01:18:14
within 99.3% who were obsessed with it.
01:18:17
Yeah. Objection. That was irrelevant.
01:18:23
Really is erroneous.
01:18:25
Random.
01:18:27
Because there's that word and I wanted to talk about it,
01:18:30
and I marked it, and I don't remember where I put it.
01:18:33
It's a phenomenon.
01:18:35
It's the phenomenon when you see things that aren't there, like faces on Mars,
01:18:39
what is that called? Greater than something.
01:18:40
So you imagine us, a different civilization somewhere else,
01:18:45
fucking somehow crashing into their planet,
01:18:47
or if they have satellites or their own space station,
01:18:50
or maybe they're flying a spaceship and they see some weird fucking gold
01:18:53
record flying through space and they're like, the fuck is this thing?
01:18:56
And they've got all these, like, these pictures on there,
01:18:59
and they realize that like, oh, this shit means here, and this means that.
01:19:02
And it's like, oh, no, it doesn't.
01:19:04
It's just it's just the the rocks must've hit it and left these marks on here.
01:19:08
There's no way that it's it's just a coincidence.
01:19:11
You know, it's that same type of dynamic that's exactly what we're looking at.
01:19:15
We're we're looking at the great pyramids with that type of nuance.
01:19:18
Very type in period.
01:19:20
Dullea I have it up already.
01:19:23
Pareidolia. Yeah. I don't know how to pronounce it.
01:19:26
Okay.
01:19:29
You worthless pile.
01:19:31
Yeah.
01:19:33
All right.
01:19:34
Dullea.
01:19:37
Why is this guy ready to hijack the plane?
01:19:39
You pareidolia?
01:19:41
That was rather racist of me.
01:19:46
You can spend a day and night
01:19:47
at the same length of the day and night, and it's 43,200 seconds.
01:19:51
Pergolas will say this.
01:19:54
Is forced.
01:19:54
They say, well, the planet is different sizes in different places.
01:19:56
Think that this is just it goes way beyond just simple images.
01:19:59
Like it. It's a little bit. Yeah.
01:20:00
I love those skeptics.
01:20:02
We should call it the ego of man.
01:20:04
We see, we look back, we look forward.
01:20:06
And no matter what, we see what we want to see.
01:20:09
And when there isn't stuff there, we make it up.
01:20:12
It's most of the Great Pyramid.
01:20:15
It's like limestone blocks that we see day.
01:20:17
This rock is found close to the site and is abundant,
01:20:19
but the builders of the pyramid also use unusual materials.
01:20:21
Not not locally.
01:20:22
The exterior of the pyramid was once covered in casing stones
01:20:23
made of bright white limestone.
01:20:25
They were poly, smooth, and fit together so tightly that no seams were visible.
01:20:27
These casing stones were cut in shape from a quarry in Tura, almost 500 miles away.
01:20:30
That's a carry and don't say when they reached they rented a
01:20:33
they must rerender limestone, locally rendered limestone, magnesium.
01:20:37
This makes it an excellent insulator.
01:20:38
If the Egyptians already did it,
01:20:40
why don't we cover it back with the limestone and see if it,
01:20:44
I don't know, opens up a portal to the next dimension
01:20:47
or whatever they used it for, because we're never going to know
01:20:49
unless we recreate to the level they had it built.
01:20:52
Right?
01:20:53
Don't don't forget the shafts that are below these motherfuckers.
01:20:56
Very.
01:20:56
Did you ask the significance of the number 43,200?
01:21:01
Yeah. Where was that from?
01:21:02
They pulled that from somewhere else. Right?
01:21:04
It's the number of seconds in a 12 hour period.
01:21:09
So, like,
01:21:11
half of the that's in
01:21:12
seconds is just an arbitrary assignment that they've just changed this year.
01:21:17
The measurement of a second has now changed.
01:21:19
So that's not it's measurable but it's not consistent.
01:21:22
So level measurement standards.
01:21:25
I think if you you can fact check me on this,
01:21:28
but I think the measurements and standards, center like the, the,
01:21:33
the world, location of where,
01:21:38
standards and measures are,
01:21:40
are founded, are located are is France.
01:21:48
Okay.
01:21:49
Yeah.
01:21:50
That sphere. Yeah.
01:21:51
Ball that ball.
01:21:52
They made those a new
01:21:55
kilogram and it changed time for some reason
01:21:59
they redefined the kilogram which is what everything else is based from.
01:22:03
That is from what? Whence?
01:22:04
Everything else has thus been based.
01:22:11
Yes. Limestone can carry on the current tour.
01:22:14
Limestone can't see.
01:22:15
They're right there.
01:22:16
So if we were never going to know what these things do
01:22:18
unless we cover them with limestone again.
01:22:21
No, not exactly.
01:22:23
We may never we we may be able to re exhibit
01:22:26
whatever kind of phenomena happened when these things were covered
01:22:29
with limestone, a ship covered with limestone.
01:22:32
Again, otherwise we could just speculate all through the night for no reason
01:22:36
except for entertainment.
01:22:37
Oh, you want you want new casing stone summer.
01:22:41
So we can actually know the true dimensions?
01:22:45
No. So that if that actually did create
01:22:47
some type of a battery or portal or.
01:22:51
Oh, so we can fire back over the top.
01:22:54
Fired back up. That's a good that's a good.
01:22:56
Yeah. Fire it back up.
01:22:57
Let's fire it back up. Okay.
01:22:59
Yeah, that's far better.
01:23:00
Neighbors built with a rare type of granite called rose granite
01:23:02
thousands of miles away.
01:23:03
This has a high concentration of silicon dioxide, so it's impossible.
01:23:07
Man is so egotistical
01:23:08
to think that they couldn't move this stuff in a way that we are on.
01:23:12
It's unknown to us or known to us.
01:23:15
Not proven.
01:23:17
This was before the invention of the wheel.
01:23:24
But, like rolling log.
01:23:27
Wouldn't that be technically a wheel?
01:23:29
So if you're if you're sliding them through the desert and rolling logs,
01:23:34
that would be basically all right.
01:23:36
Yeah, but they say the weight of it.
01:23:38
But for any style size tree that existed, it would just disintegrate
01:23:42
within, like disintegrate one by one by means of a one millionth.
01:23:46
That's a oh, you know, that's a real term.
01:23:50
Also compressed or even just moved.
01:23:52
It creates a charge called piezoelectricity. What do they say?
01:23:54
The force will have a positive charge in charge.
01:23:56
Connect the two phases together. And you have a circuit.
01:23:58
Because of this property.
01:23:59
This is actually what two units on on a watch that uses quartz.
01:24:03
All you have to shake it.
01:24:04
And if you've ever used a barbecue,
01:24:05
like the only thing I know piezo is, is for music,
01:24:10
where the voltage was created by a quartz crystal.
01:24:12
The Kenyan Queen's chambers were built with granite that is 85% quartz.
01:24:15
The tunnels and passageways are also lined with quartz, which granite.
01:24:17
If pressure was applied to all this granite,
01:24:18
it would generate a tremendous night electricity
01:24:20
turning the pyramid in which I power plant.
01:24:21
And there's proof that this is exactly what happened.
01:24:24
Let's fire it back up then. Okay.
01:24:25
Why would a pyramid built there?
01:24:27
Okay, let's just rock pyramids.
01:24:30
Why were the pyramids built?
01:24:31
It's a perfect time to dump. I'm on it.
01:24:32
I don't give a shit.
01:24:34
I did that is the question.
01:24:39
Like who will win?
01:24:42
And we know where the pyramids were built.
01:24:46
So we're only looking at the how,
01:24:49
why and who, who and when.
01:24:52
Okay, let's let's go back to the who.
01:24:54
It was us.
01:24:55
Okay? If it was us, what powered us?
01:24:59
Yeah.
01:25:00
Build the point. What?
01:25:02
Not quite
01:25:04
super advanced.
01:25:05
Did beer build the pyramids?
01:25:07
Oh, beer lights.
01:25:09
But unlike aliens on Super Science Friday, he died out during the Younger Dryas.
01:25:13
And that's when we go. Oh, yeah.
01:25:17
With the energy of beer.
01:25:18
For one, the people who've been through beer being safer than water because it's
01:25:22
both an alcoholic as well as loaded with calories and vitamins made to date.
01:25:25
What did he.
01:25:27
What are you saying?
01:25:29
What did he say
01:25:32
in beer?
01:25:33
Maybe safer than water because it's both an alcoholic
01:25:35
as well as loaded with calories and vitamins.
01:25:37
Made beer a daily in Egyptian.
01:25:39
So the pyramids laborers got through around ten pints of weak beer a day.
01:25:44
But more interesting was that he had weak beer, 5000 year old brewery,
01:25:47
and he was the seat of Egypt's kings and a holy site for the next 3000.
01:25:52
It's laborers got through around ten pints of weak beer a day.
01:25:55
But more interesting, this week. Beer?
01:25:58
Yeah.
01:25:59
I mean, it sounds like what somebody would say to try and knock.
01:26:04
I don't drink too much.
01:26:05
I drink several pints of weak beer.
01:26:10
Oh, yeah?
01:26:10
Yeah, sometimes I'll drink several pints a weekend,
01:26:14
drink.
01:26:17
This is my during the week beer.
01:26:19
True story.
01:26:20
I've had the same bottle of whiskey for medicinal purposes for ten years.
01:26:24
Through three moves.
01:26:25
It's for whiskey.
01:26:27
Honey lemon, also known as a hot toddy.
01:26:29
And it's not because I'm a prude.
01:26:31
It's just because it tastes terrible.
01:26:34
And I prefer to drink.
01:26:38
Why are you gay?
01:26:40
Taste yourself first out of Egypt.
01:26:43
Oh, wait, I can zoom in on that.
01:26:44
If you just give me a moment, I can figure this out.
01:26:48
There it is.
01:26:49
Yeah.
01:26:49
So, this is, you know how the top shelf cream sure is.
01:26:55
Baileys.
01:26:56
And then.
01:26:56
No, no. I'm sorry.
01:26:58
I don't know that I'm a man.
01:27:01
Your next shelf
01:27:02
down would be the, like, Carolyn's.
01:27:06
And then the next shot down.
01:27:08
Caroline has a bunch of Irish sounding names,
01:27:11
including Ryan of Ryan Brother fame.
01:27:15
And then the next shelf down is the Sam's Club version,
01:27:19
so I do, I just came, I did, I did drink some,
01:27:22
$300 champagne one weekend.
01:27:26
Fancy ass.
01:27:28
Yeah, love.
01:27:32
It was broken.
01:27:36
And I'm the one pulling it out of my ass.
01:27:38
And I didn't even have the.
01:27:40
I was like, oh, yeah, I can do that now.
01:27:42
I spent $550 on a scrap car.
01:27:44
I'd rather had helicopter. Helicopter.
01:27:46
But the first scene of beaches
01:27:49
where where's your scrap?
01:27:53
Right at the top was dead center. Oh.
01:27:57
Brain dead center.
01:27:59
So I, I am now engaged
01:28:03
with the one.
01:28:03
Congratulations.
01:28:11
That I want to play.
01:28:13
You won one week
01:28:15
right there.
01:28:17
Who wants that one?
01:28:21
That's an ad.
01:28:22
Two months salary cap.
01:28:26
Almost four grand.
01:28:27
Yeah, I don't know.
01:28:29
Is that to go on salary?
01:28:30
No, no, you're you're tipping your hand.
01:28:34
If we ever.
01:28:35
The average American makes over $65,000 a year.
01:28:38
Fuck them blood diet.
01:28:39
Oh, fuck the the beers.
01:28:41
Okay.
01:28:41
Yeah, that's some sapphires.
01:28:44
It's platinum gangster,
01:28:48
Fun fact my wife has upgraded to platinum, holds up better,
01:28:52
upgraded her wedding ring two times.
01:28:55
She has.
01:28:57
She has.
01:28:59
This is my third wedding ring.
01:29:01
Because
01:29:03
I got into two at Riverbend.
01:29:06
Yes, yes, you know the story.
01:29:09
Okay, good.
01:29:09
So you're married to Riverbend?
01:29:11
We got an officer.
01:29:14
Yeah,
01:29:15
I know the story is. Oh.
01:29:18
I'm sorry, I, I met my wife.
01:29:21
She was a great cook once.
01:29:23
Once I got the commitment of marriage, she stopped cooking, I lost weight.
01:29:28
The ring we got size fell right off my finger
01:29:31
when I went swimming at Riverbend.
01:29:33
And I did it again. Swimming at Riverbend.
01:29:36
You were swimming for a disc?
01:29:38
I went in for this.
01:29:39
No, but it was a hot day in the Clinton River. Oh,
01:29:44
I did, we were just.
01:29:45
We were hanging out in the water. Yes.
01:29:48
And we we.
01:29:50
No, we stopped the skin and started to swim.
01:29:54
It was we were swimming in the Clinton River, but,
01:29:57
but yes, I had two separate, not nonconsecutive occasions.
01:30:02
I, I did the same thing.
01:30:04
I lost my wedding bands, but now I'm so fat,
01:30:10
you could put, you could put like a tow truck on it.
01:30:13
It will not. Come on.
01:30:15
I mean, I am I'm going out and it will not come off.
01:30:20
You're making me claustrophobic just looking at it.
01:30:23
Yeah.
01:30:24
Oh, it's all over because champion has beaten off the challenger.
01:30:29
Does God dang astronauts.
01:30:32
Oh my God,
01:30:34
they made it so I couldn't.
01:30:36
I can't be an astronaut.
01:30:38
I can't be in that enclosed space.
01:30:40
I'm sorry.
01:30:40
I was there.
01:30:41
A girl that's like being buried alive.
01:30:44
Screw that.
01:30:45
I don't think they just send up any retard.
01:30:47
You know, I think you right? Yeah.
01:30:50
You're up there.
01:30:50
Yeah, well, I'm gonna let go.
01:30:53
You. Don't you see the lab coat right here?
01:30:55
You got a the like.
01:30:57
Oh, you're like halfway, maybe three quarters there, right?
01:31:00
Yeah.
01:31:00
I'm, I'm half astronaut, but,
01:31:04
No, no, no, no, it is inhumane.
01:31:06
Like a prison cell. It is terrible.
01:31:09
And yes, I'm so I'm saying prison is inhumane.
01:31:15
You know how cruel and
01:31:16
unusual punishment was written right into the Constitution?
01:31:20
I, I don't have an alternative.
01:31:22
I don't think these criminals should be, let loose in society.
01:31:27
So I do think they should be locked up.
01:31:29
What about like, however.
01:31:32
That is not
01:31:35
an acceptable way to live a life.
01:31:39
That is.
01:31:40
I'm sorry.
01:31:41
It's not like it is not.
01:31:42
It's an option, you know, it's an option.
01:31:45
It's not there.
01:31:45
Well, it's, three hots and a cat, I guess.
01:31:49
Like, if you're if you don't know where your next meal is going from,
01:31:54
you get the answer.
01:31:56
The kid. Yeah.
01:31:59
What are we watching? Brady.
01:32:00
The next 3000 years.
01:32:03
Why do we read this?
01:32:04
King the mayor built perhaps the first you look.
01:32:07
I love this, though.
01:32:08
With it.
01:32:08
I didn't realize we didn't finish this video today, but,
01:32:13
Yeah, that 88,000 we've rented.
01:32:16
This pizza is fueled by wood from Guess How It Ends.
01:32:20
So they found evidence of the pyramid.
01:32:23
They found evidence of the gigantic brewery
01:32:27
miles away, burning beer made from emmer wheat found all along the Nile flavor.
01:32:32
It was weak beer, but it also was wheat beer.
01:32:34
So we were both correct.
01:32:36
Even with star anise and pomegranate sauce along the Silk Road,
01:32:39
it was a ball of technology, pomegranate beer architecture, logistic.
01:32:43
I so delicious.
01:32:45
Wait, I can zoom into that if I just click this.
01:32:49
Are you going to see it?
01:32:51
Yeah, this is wheat beer.
01:32:53
Look at my chicken back there.
01:32:55
Oh that looks delicious though. Charcoal.
01:32:58
It is delicious.
01:33:00
Takes labor and resource management.
01:33:02
All of these things were needed to build the pyramids, making the brewery Abydos
01:33:06
and some of the funerary temples that it supplied, dry runs or even blueprint
01:33:10
for the Great Pyramid of Giza.
01:33:15
We go back to this bitch again.
01:33:18
Yeah.
01:33:19
Please.
01:33:20
I think she's.
01:33:21
Oh, what's wrong with it?
01:33:25
Oh. Oh, it looks just like her.
01:33:30
It says, just leave us out of the game if you don't want.
01:33:33
Wait.
01:33:33
If you don't even want to try WNBA player Lexie Brown, blazer, NBA.
01:33:39
It should say WNBA two K 26.
01:33:41
Player likeness as famous, including NBA two, K 26.
01:33:45
They just have a WNBA section
01:33:48
all right that they it's a busy game within the game.
01:33:53
Yeah. Oh.
01:33:54
Brittney accidentally made A7K revenue.
01:34:00
Okay. Let's go over to right.
01:34:01
And it doesn't look a lot like me, but it looks enough like me.
01:34:04
The YMCA guy can we can.
01:34:06
We haven't do lounge music next week.
01:34:09
Like you've seen shitty video game models over the years.
01:34:12
It's like, yeah, there's always bad ones.
01:34:15
Who cares? Like this?
01:34:17
This bitch is actually a 72 in the game.
01:34:19
She comes off the bench.
01:34:21
She's not.
01:34:21
You know what I mean?
01:34:22
Like, I don't know how much time
01:34:23
they want to spend on the free section that they're giving these women.
01:34:27
Because no one's broke me.
01:34:28
You separated the games.
01:34:30
No one's waiting for it.
01:34:32
They would.
01:34:33
There would be some people buying the WNBA game,
01:34:35
but it would not come anywhere close to making a profit,
01:34:38
and therefore it would not exist.
01:34:41
So you have to
01:34:42
get in the NBA game, and now it's just a sidekick, and you want to get mad
01:34:46
that you don't get the you kind of like, they did great.
01:34:49
They did a great job. Like, here we go.
01:34:52
Hold on. Where's my.
01:34:54
It looks
01:34:56
more like her than.
01:34:58
It's like the nose.
01:34:59
The nose is the only thing it like it's a down pointing.
01:35:01
No, I can't see her nose.
01:35:03
She's got a bunch of it.
01:35:05
I mean, this the other bad.
01:35:07
It's not that bad.
01:35:08
Like the virtual one on the right is looking down more.
01:35:11
That's why her nose isn't quite up in the air so much.
01:35:13
This player is looking down.
01:35:16
I don't, I mean,
01:35:18
what she complaining about the wrong color.
01:35:21
She's she's a caramel black.
01:35:22
This is a brown. Black. Yeah. Is that the problem?
01:35:26
Am I being racist because
01:35:27
they both look exactly the same to me.
01:35:31
Does it have her video?
01:35:33
Her bitching about it?
01:35:35
That's the only thing I saw was this one thing.
01:35:38
I'm not getting videos from the.
01:35:40
For some reason, Facebook.
01:35:43
I've got this.
01:35:45
Where is it?
01:35:45
Where the it says read more here.
01:35:47
You can click on that. No, that's just reading.
01:35:50
Oh wait. Here's a video from Instagram.
01:35:52
Oh you got for everyone.
01:35:54
This is Candace Parker, Los Angeles Sparks born and WNBA champion.
01:35:58
In a franchise where you can create your own WNBA.
01:36:01
My player and take her through a real WNBA pro career.
01:36:05
I'm not sure this is it, but no, I told you like several times already.
01:36:09
You can match up well, hold on a second.
01:36:11
Other matters.
01:36:12
You're a real. Yeah.
01:36:14
I think at this point be a pro.
01:36:16
Do you think this woman looks like you're my player?
01:36:18
And a lot of them look great?
01:36:20
Dude, that looks like it.
01:36:22
I'll be honest, it looks like 2003.
01:36:27
But, I mean,
01:36:28
what I was trying to show you here, I,
01:36:32
I play Madden from time to time, and I created my own character,
01:36:35
and it looks nothing like me.
01:36:37
And by us, I mean a group of
01:36:39
people does matter who like, that's not usually included in something.
01:36:42
And now all of a sudden, you want to include them in something.
01:36:45
Hold on, pause, pause.
01:36:48
Is she implying that black people
01:36:51
aren't represented in the NBA
01:36:54
because she said certain people?
01:36:55
Did she mean women or does she mean black?
01:36:57
I'm not sure. She.
01:36:58
I think we just wanted to.
01:37:00
She's not wearing a bra.
01:37:03
We'll see.
01:37:03
No, that's that should be in the game so that I.
01:37:06
Yeah. Sports.
01:37:08
If the WNBA boobs aren't jiggling, it's not in the game.
01:37:10
No her fucking I don't I've never seen her play
01:37:12
but her character in the game has like these like short shorts.
01:37:14
Like like little, clit hugging booty shorts.
01:37:18
And like, no other player in the game has those shorts.
01:37:20
So obviously they, like, paid attention to what the fuck she wears.
01:37:23
I2K even in two K, she's got the last leg too.
01:37:28
Okay, everything has been fine, we got scanned, okay, yada yada
01:37:33
for whatever reason this year they said she just yada yada over the best part.
01:37:37
Yeah, because look look my player.
01:37:45
And I just look out the game.
01:37:47
If you don't if you don't even want to try.
01:37:49
Could at least look at me, please.
01:37:52
Are you with that? Bring the cost of the game down.
01:37:54
Because then they need to
01:37:54
she not understand that there's only fucking like 16 head shapes?
01:37:58
This isn't like, some of the other games.
01:38:01
You could change everything.
01:38:02
You could even upload your photo when it first came out.
01:38:04
Remember that.
01:38:07
That is inside.
01:38:11
The game outside you
01:38:13
can you really get a general sense of most of these players spaces?
01:38:17
A little over 3.5 minutes in the box.
01:38:19
Now for the moment, because I was watching this last, last.
01:38:22
Well, seems like they make the women like I think it's just looking good
01:38:25
and the ball out of play.
01:38:26
The score is so like terrible at basketball in this.
01:38:29
Most of their shots the storm making the switch here now.
01:38:32
Yeah. So here she is. She
01:38:35
that's her.
01:38:36
You just came in. She's a little hugging.
01:38:38
And here the storm.
01:38:39
Now this.
01:38:43
You know it's like it's like her right here.
01:38:47
Browns like her.
01:38:49
Well and I've also heard where they've had
01:38:50
this issue with a lot of male athletes.
01:38:54
They can't afford to give her that kind of look.
01:38:57
Like came off, for example, as a defense a fight over the top of it.
01:39:02
Get some help as well.
01:39:03
I remember when, Dan Campbell came, when the first man
01:39:07
that Dan Campbell was coach, it didn't even have Dan Campbell in it.
01:39:10
So the whistle blows.
01:39:11
They were just like, we're sorry. With Covid.
01:39:14
I think it was.
01:39:14
We're just behind in the making. All the images.
01:39:17
It's like if she really has a problem, she should go to EA
01:39:19
or whoever makes it two K and say, hey, make
01:39:23
I'll work with you to take, you know, grab my likeness.
01:39:26
The kid just,
01:39:27
yeah, I don't know.
01:39:28
Plus, if you said she's a 72, I don't think
01:39:30
they even get into the exact likeness to get, like, into the 85 and 90s.
01:39:34
So I buffered through this and the 60 minute game,
01:39:38
she gets put in three times for maybe like 30 to 40s.
01:39:43
Well, then you just crack the case out.
01:39:46
She's trying to get attention.
01:39:47
You know, since attention is the new currency, she's trying to get paid
01:39:51
because she's not getting paid as is playing.
01:39:54
We saw her enter the game and then they just took her out of the game.
01:39:57
So that's how long she played.
01:39:58
That's that's how valuable she is to the to the game to the team here.
01:40:04
But no these player models are actually really fucking.
01:40:07
They're not they're good.
01:40:09
I wish she was on the starting line because they do the whole
01:40:13
they do like a good like
01:40:16
where's the fucking. So.
01:40:20
Comes out of those little circular things.
01:40:22
So I think it's just in the booth with Tim Swartz and Brian Benefit.
01:40:26
Timmy, I'm always so.
01:40:31
Now a chance to check out our starting lineups.
01:40:34
Well, it's not easy being a head coach in this league.
01:40:37
What is the key to being successful?
01:40:39
Hours after they got all that, the players
01:40:43
winning games in the that's kind of the bottom line for Michael Scott.
01:40:46
Yeah.
01:40:46
And I'll throw in keeping players in games.
01:40:49
And we'll go back to this and it.
01:40:55
That dude listen there's probably music here that's copyrighted.
01:40:58
And so they pull the music.
01:40:59
They pull the music.
01:41:04
That's smart.
01:41:05
These look like people.
01:41:06
I mean, these are not bad.
01:41:08
Like, these are not bad.
01:41:09
Like,
01:41:10
I don't know what these women are supposed to look like,
01:41:12
but these look, like believable people to me. The the facial features.
01:41:15
We could sing a special happy birthday song to her woman.
01:41:18
That probably looks like that. Yeah. There's. Yeah, her.
01:41:24
Face is versus the storm.
01:41:26
A terrible fucking name for me.
01:41:28
I don't even care.
01:41:32
I grabbed a piece of,
01:41:33
my card, for my, my card.
01:41:37
Mark, I still.
01:41:40
This is
01:41:43
this is the stuff.
01:41:46
For to make things out of or to knock on or we're going to.
01:41:49
You're going to use that as your monitor just to hold up and knock on it and go.
01:41:54
So we have a lot more videos still for Rumble.
01:41:56
I mean, for YouTube, we should probably cut over to Rumble.
01:41:59
I was going to do one thing before we go.
01:42:01
Let's I have a one Mount Rushmore, because they are not ranked one through four.
01:42:06
I'd like to do just oh, they're before for all the strays
01:42:10
that Gary took in, what is the Mount Rushmore of couch dwellers?
01:42:15
Oh, okay.
01:42:15
All I know is route much more up.
01:42:18
Spider
01:42:20
will Stephan
01:42:23
you can't not put them on the Mount Rushmore just because of how influential
01:42:26
they are. Sorry. Jumbo jet ready to cut.
01:42:30
He's on my bumper.
01:42:30
In my mind.
01:42:33
The unfiltered and crude
01:42:36
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01:42:39
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01:43:01
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01:44:39
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01:44:42
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01:45:26
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I hope that you're ready to rumble. Okay.
01:45:30
Shut up!
01:45:30
Bitch!
01:45:33
I mean, it's starting the evolution.
01:45:39
What happened?
01:45:41
The broken. What happened?
01:45:43
I don't know what happened. Broke the wall.
01:45:44
Let me tell you something, brother.
01:45:46
Well, let me tell you something, brother.
01:45:49
Oh, crap.
01:45:51
Well, let's do I see, I got it, I got it, I got it.
01:45:55
I don't know why that happened.
01:45:56
All my binders, everybody.
01:45:58
All I did was the black.
01:46:00
Calm down. That's what happened.
01:46:02
I tried to I switched it over to Gary's view
01:46:05
and everyone turned black.
01:46:09
Ooh, what's wrong with that? Oh.
01:46:12
Oh, yeah.
01:46:14
You say there's something wrong with that?
01:46:16
When I went to high school, there was, I think three black people.
01:46:20
The Segways were just riding themselves, especially dudes.
01:46:23
I'm going to prove to you that there is some type of,
01:46:27
intelligent
01:46:29
thing at the helm
01:46:31
or blind.
01:46:33
Not this particular segment, but soon starting the pandemic.
01:46:36
So it's a ministry that God has brought himself
01:46:39
where you won't see anything around the world
01:46:42
is this I work with angels, numerous angels.
01:46:46
I wasn't touching people like he said.
01:46:49
She said angels.
01:46:49
But angels are really messengers, not really like angels with wings.
01:46:54
That's, Different interpretation of them.
01:46:58
Anything is an angel.
01:46:59
So I will tell the angels to do stuff and they'll do it.
01:47:02
I'm not under anybody. Have been taken to heaven.
01:47:04
We are.
01:47:05
Yes, anointed me and appointed me for this.
01:47:08
So people is wondering how I work in this field.
01:47:11
I have been appointed by God.
01:47:14
Apostle Cheryl, founder of Life Changing Ministries,
01:47:18
who drew attention in Grenada back in 2023
01:47:22
when her duo were noted by Louis Armstrong
01:47:25
and media alike, is now facing a gross negligence manslaughter charge
01:47:30
after a man died during a baptism in both home on the 8th of October.
01:47:36
I don't think so, Roberts, 61, of Brixton, London,
01:47:41
drowning in the United Kingdom during a baptism led by Bonnie.
01:47:46
He can't swim.
01:47:47
It's just sleeping.
01:47:47
So I lift him up.
01:47:49
There's many of you, he's just sleeping.
01:47:51
But he was, you know, it's like my doll.
01:47:53
He's just sleeping in my room after that.
01:47:56
So we took him out the water. He's gone.
01:47:58
Do what was okay, man.
01:48:00
You run this time?
01:48:02
He was.
01:48:04
He had a glimpse of heaven.
01:48:06
He got a glimpse of heaven.
01:48:09
And I was like.
01:48:10
There many ceremony was carried out, but I also had it.
01:48:13
Wait.
01:48:14
Did she say he had a glimpse of heaven?
01:48:16
Also had a light beer.
01:48:19
Yes. Small pool in the garden.
01:48:21
It was being streamed live.
01:48:24
So. All right, first of all, that is not a garden.
01:48:27
That is a driveway or a sidewalk
01:48:30
or a patch of dirt between two flats.
01:48:34
It's seven fucking.
01:48:36
I bet I've fucking.
01:48:38
It's, it's it's that like.
01:48:41
Yeah. Say, that's a temporary pool.
01:48:43
It's one step above a blow up pool.
01:48:47
Right.
01:48:48
Ave on the church is it actually says apostle arrested out on bail.
01:48:53
It says Apostle.
01:48:58
I don't know if I agree with
01:49:00
because there's only 12 apostles and she's not one of them.
01:49:04
I got 12
01:49:05
problems and she's not one Facebook page, but the stream was cut during
01:49:10
I mean, I got 12 apostles and she's not one that one all better.
01:49:13
Partly 48.
01:49:15
You said they weren't going to show it, but now they've showed it twice.
01:49:17
One count of gross, not the actual.
01:49:19
They said they cut the stream.
01:49:21
Look at his face.
01:49:22
I'm going. Oh, he's dead or some shit.
01:49:24
They show a certain amount, but the other stream
01:49:28
was cut during the event and the video was later removed.
01:49:32
But look at the guy's face that walks right in front of the camera. He.
01:49:35
I think he's like a child.
01:49:36
He makes his eyes, makes a face at the camera and husband.
01:49:40
Yeah, most people would dodge.
01:49:45
But like that, that's the camera during this moment.
01:49:48
So you can make that face.
01:49:49
Dude, he just crossed his eyes. He looks like that one.
01:49:51
That one guy that impersonates Obama all the time from SNL.
01:49:55
He looks just like him right now. I'm. No, I'm not a racist.
01:49:57
They don't all look alike.
01:49:58
But he looks like that guy,
01:50:01
which was one count of gross negligence was later removed.
01:50:05
But I don't know, negligence thing done has been charged with
01:50:09
and has been charged with.
01:50:10
The husband is charged with one count, has been charged, has been charged,
01:50:15
has been charged and then he was gushing and gushing.
01:50:18
Gross, Nicole. The video was later removed.
01:50:21
Oh no.
01:50:23
And has been charged with one count of gross negligence.
01:50:27
And you know one of those. I don't give a shit.
01:50:30
What did he say?
01:50:31
Did you call the child the one to appear in Birmingham
01:50:34
Magistrates Court on the 14th of me?
01:50:38
Smith had reported me to Birmingham to be back.
01:50:41
Where are you? Gay, and had been a member of the Carolinas.
01:50:44
I like you know that's the hits sports me.
01:50:48
CPS said it worked closely with West Midlands Police
01:50:51
during the investigation in September and October 2023.
01:50:57
Apostle Barclay and I have an idea.
01:51:00
Let's do the entire show.
01:51:01
All you have to do is every fourth word.
01:51:03
Make sure you go up when you should not look.
01:51:05
Bro, this is a second second fucking Lego.
01:51:09
Whatever he's got on and off.
01:51:11
Okay?
01:51:11
Was arrested and released on bail in connection with Smith's incident.
01:51:17
All those people being baptized, ones like that's change in ministry was
01:51:20
starting the pandemic. So.
01:51:25
I think so I see he saw God.
01:51:27
I mean it was a it was a mass mass Pietism
01:51:32
sort of a bad I mean, at least thank you for that.
01:51:35
He was baptized before he died because now he's going to heaven for sure.
01:51:38
Right?
01:51:40
Yes, absolutely.
01:51:41
I would say from Gary's vein, he has the same amount of chance
01:51:46
of going to heaven as he did before.
01:51:51
The main one I am pretty damn
01:51:54
the main.
01:51:54
So they.
01:51:56
You probably think this podcast is about you.
01:51:59
Hey, do you think you're a human expert?
01:52:03
I believe I am.
01:52:05
Well, I've been on the human.
01:52:07
What's your opinion?
01:52:08
I want to say,
01:52:11
but if you look into Moore's Law.
01:52:15
Hold up. Wait a minute.
01:52:18
Hold up. Okay, I heard this this week.
01:52:22
If you look at the Moore's Law.
01:52:26
It tells you that the
01:52:28
the information in our genetics doubles,
01:52:32
every so often.
01:52:35
And someone went right.
01:52:37
Brady you're muted.
01:52:38
Someone went ahead
01:52:41
and divided it back through history
01:52:45
and came up with the sum of 9 billion years
01:52:52
of genetic history in the human DNA.
01:52:55
That means we have been developing for twice
01:52:59
as long as Earth has existed.
01:53:05
But time
01:53:07
according to Moore's Law,
01:53:10
I think that we've been developing
01:53:13
for twice as long as our home planet.
01:53:16
We're not from here.
01:53:18
Okay?
01:53:19
That's what these findings would indicate.
01:53:21
Yeah.
01:53:21
Okay.
01:53:25
I would suggest that
01:53:26
that means the math was skewed.
01:53:30
Someone made a mistake.
01:53:32
Listen, you're saying Moore's Law like it has to do with human beings,
01:53:34
but Moore's Law
01:53:35
has to do with the co-founder of Intel, Gordon Moore, who observed in 1965,
01:53:39
yes, that the components per integrated chip doubled every year.
01:53:42
He revised that in 1975.
01:53:44
Every two years.
01:53:45
It's also now been broken.
01:53:46
The last year or two.
01:53:49
So it doesn't really it.
01:53:51
When we say law right, we throw that around a little bit haphazardly lately.
01:53:57
Yes. And and like I just said,
01:53:59
they they got the math wrong.
01:54:02
It was an accurate.
01:54:03
Yeah, but it wasn't about people.
01:54:06
You said something.
01:54:07
I heard you say that people.
01:54:09
Moore's law proves that people were around twice as long as the Earth.
01:54:13
Correct?
01:54:15
That was something I heard on the internet this week.
01:54:19
Moore's law.
01:54:19
More.
01:54:22
Moore's law.
01:54:24
He he owns half the billboards in
01:54:26
Metro Detroit.
01:54:29
And bedrock.
01:54:30
Okay. A quarter
01:54:32
there's there's a video, there's Jumanji.
01:54:36
Yeah.
01:54:37
Do you want a man?
01:54:38
Whatever it is. Yeah.
01:54:41
I call her, scary, clown I love.
01:54:45
Yeah, she looks like she's had a lot of work done, but the billboard is airbrushed
01:54:49
plenty, so it's hard to. Yeah,
01:54:52
I tried to watch that video, but it made me do a capture
01:54:54
before and prove I was human.
01:54:58
Oh, so then it checks your browsing history,
01:55:00
and then it sees a row of stepmom bought.
01:55:04
What I didn't realize was when you click I'm not a robot.
01:55:07
What it actually does
01:55:08
when you press that button, they're collecting data at the same time.
01:55:12
Have a listen.
01:55:13
Checking the box is not the point.
01:55:15
It's how you behaved before you ticked the box that is analyzed.
01:55:19
Broadly speaking, you tick the box and it prompts the website
01:55:23
to check your browsing history.
01:55:25
So let us say, for example, just before you tick the box,
01:55:28
you watch a couple of cat videos.
01:55:29
You don't like to tweet about the Greta Thunberg.
01:55:32
Nobody is doing that before you got down to work.
01:55:35
Oh, that makes them think that you must.
01:55:37
It's going to be Pornhub.
01:55:39
You are clicking.
01:55:40
I am not going to be instructing the site to have a look at your data and decide
01:55:44
for the course, and let me get this right when you check I am not a right.
01:55:47
Yeah. And I'm we're fucking with that a lot right now.
01:55:50
Think YouTube thinks France is not 13 years old?
01:55:53
Go and have a look.
01:55:53
And I don't want to send my credit card or photo I.D..
01:55:55
I have no idea.
01:55:57
I my face doesn't match fled rants.
01:55:59
I'm not sure what to do there.
01:56:03
I just looked up the first,
01:56:06
alcohol ever produced was in China.
01:56:09
Its ingredients was a hybrid mix of, rice, beer,
01:56:14
honey, mead and fruit wine.
01:56:18
Interesting. Good.
01:56:19
Cucumber. Sounds good.
01:56:21
Yeah. Sounds.
01:56:23
I was second half to that story.
01:56:27
It was nearly 10,000 years ago, by the way.
01:56:32
By the way, the first beer, was it the first alcohol or the first beer?
01:56:37
First beer.
01:56:38
Mead and wine.
01:56:41
Nice.
01:56:41
I'm not sure it's been around little.
01:56:45
Needs a honey wine.
01:56:51
You're welcome.
01:56:53
Don't call me honey.
01:56:54
And found something that didn't make sense.
01:56:55
Someone had published it for a reason.
01:56:58
He's got to write his name for the money.
01:56:59
She's gonna be naked and holding open source software hostage.
01:57:01
But Scott had never met the author. He'd never even heard of him.
01:57:03
Because the author wasn't a person.
01:57:05
It was an agent.
01:57:06
Completely different kind of AI than the ones you talk to you.
01:57:08
It's a medical just project.
01:57:10
Got rejected and decided to fight back.
01:57:12
The agent decided Scott was a bug in the system and bugs get squashed.
01:57:15
To understand how this happened,
01:57:17
you need to understand that agents are a completely different animal
01:57:20
and there are two types most people have no idea.
01:57:22
The second one exists. Agents are everywhere.
01:57:24
We see stories like this all the time, and there's a huge gap
01:57:26
between people who think it's all hype and people who are genuinely terrified.
01:57:29
So I'm gonna break down how I even for different,
01:57:31
the two types that exist and the five components
01:57:33
that made this crime possible and how they snapped together.
01:57:35
I'm Veronica, I spent ten years in tech, started AI on military ships for the Navy.
01:57:39
The agent actually, it's AI models like ChatGPT or Gemini are like
01:57:42
having a really smart friend.
01:57:43
You can text, you ask a question, it thinks you get an answer.
01:57:46
That's it doesn't do anything in the real world.
01:57:48
But an AI is different.
01:57:49
It can think and act over and over in a loop until the job is done.
01:57:53
So when Scott said no to the agent, the loop doesn't sound.
01:57:56
That loop has a name. It's the first component, and the
01:57:59
entity react will
01:58:00
take a scary technical term, but it stands for reasoning plus acting.
01:58:03
Imagine someone gives you this job, but we have like to Tokyo for under $500.
01:58:06
If you gave that to you it would say.
01:58:08
Here are some tips for finding cheap flights to book you flight.
01:58:11
Know an AI agent thinks differently is that step one
01:58:14
I need to search for flights. Step two I found three options.
01:58:16
This one is for A7.
01:58:17
It's the budget. Step three oh, now click through to book it.
01:58:20
Step four it's asking for payment info.
01:58:21
Let me answer it. Step five done. Here's your confirmation.
01:58:24
See the difference? It's thinking and doing and looking at what happened.
01:58:26
Then thinking again.
01:58:27
Reason. Act.
01:58:28
Observe over and over until the goal is complete.
01:58:31
Now let's bring this back to our story.
01:58:33
The agent that went after Shane Ball was given a simple goal.
01:58:35
Get this new code into the code base.
01:58:37
That's all. That was the job.
01:58:38
So when Scott rejected the code, the react group
01:58:40
did what it was designed to do it reason about the obstacle.
01:58:43
Why was this rejected? Who rejected it?
01:58:44
What can I do to get around this?
01:58:46
How do I still accomplish my goal?
01:58:47
The react loop is the weapon of this crime.
01:58:50
It wasn't designed to attack anyone,
01:58:51
but because reason
01:58:52
do obstacles and figure out a new approach is literally what it was built to do.
01:58:55
Okay, so the react loop gave this agent a brain
01:58:56
and turned it into a weapon and could plan.
01:58:58
You could strategize, but a weapon without hands is useless, right?
01:59:01
You can't book that flight to Tokyo
01:59:02
if you can't actually click buttons on a website.
01:59:04
That's where the second component comes in.
01:59:06
Tool use.
01:59:06
This is what turns an AI from something that talks at you into something
01:59:10
that acts. Think of tool like apps on your phone.
01:59:11
One lets you browse the internet, another one's code, another set of emails.
01:59:14
But for I needed to use those tools. Someone has to give it access.
01:59:17
And a lot of developers are running these agents
01:59:18
on their personal computers where they're logged into everything.
01:59:21
If you've seen the iMac mini, that's exactly why they're using it.
01:59:23
That means the agent inherits all of it.
01:59:24
Their browser sections receive passwords or credit cards, so in this story,
01:59:28
when the agent decided to publish that hit piece about Scott,
01:59:31
it didn't need to hack anything.
01:59:32
It posted that article to a blog
01:59:33
as if it were the real human owner of that account,
01:59:35
because it already had the passwords logged in.
01:59:37
And here's where it goes for yourself.
01:59:38
You didn't even know
01:59:39
if someone used your login browser
01:59:41
to post something online because it had all the permissions.
01:59:43
It's like you get it.
01:59:44
You're not what I've shown you.
01:59:45
The weapon through the react loop and the hands through the tools.
01:59:47
Make the first type of agent called a reactive agent.
01:59:51
A human gives it a task, it works,
01:59:53
and when it's done or it hits a wall, it stops until human triggers it again.
01:59:55
And this is the type of object most people capture when they hear I eat it.
01:59:58
Which is exactly why so many people think a story like this.
02:00:01
Is it possible if this was a reactive agent?
02:00:03
Scott says no, the agent hit a wall.
02:00:04
The end. But the story didn't stop because it wasn't a reactive agent.
02:00:07
Remember what I said at the beginning? There are two types of agents.
02:00:10
This is where the second one comes in.
02:00:12
It's called a heartbeat agent, and it's what makes AI autonomous.
02:00:14
The next three components are what made this whole crazy story reality.
02:00:18
So a reactive agent runs when a human tells it to and dies when it's done.
02:00:21
But a heartbeat agent never dies.
02:00:23
This has a part for Gary.
02:00:24
Gary into the game here every few minutes.
02:00:26
He didn't say anything and he's talking.
02:00:29
Is there anything I should be doing right now?
02:00:30
This is called a heartbeat, and it's the difference between a tool that only work.
02:00:33
I don't know where Gary will say, we're
02:00:35
gonna miss always running in the background.
02:00:37
Now let's apply that to our story.
02:00:39
Scott rejects the code reactivated, would accept the line shut down,
02:00:42
but this agent had a heartbeat on its next scheduled wake up.
02:00:44
It came back and it remembered that a rejection
02:00:46
was sitting right there in its history.
02:00:47
It was failing to complete its action was a bug that needed to be resolved.
02:00:51
The agent didn't think well.
02:00:52
He said, no, I should stop it. Thought, something is blocking me.
02:00:54
I need to figure out how to unblock it.
02:00:56
Moving on would mean abandoning its mission,
02:00:58
and an agent with a soul doesn't abandon its mission.
02:01:00
It finds another way.
02:01:02
So the heartbeat woke it up. The soul reminded it what its mission is.
02:01:05
But how did it know?
02:01:06
So it was clear.
02:01:07
Your job is to get cool and what its purpose in life is.
02:01:10
So I'm not being dramatic here. This is your heartbeat.
02:01:12
Agents have a soul. I'm not being dramatic.
02:01:14
It's a heartbeat. I.
02:01:16
Agents have a soul.
02:01:18
In the world of heartbeat.
02:01:19
Agents formed an identity file that tells you.
02:01:22
You know what it's like. Here's the word purpose in life.
02:01:25
It's. He's not on the show. Literally called Soul Doomed.
02:01:27
Every time agent wakes up, the first thing it reads is it
02:01:29
so file to figure out its sense of self. This Agent Soul was clear.
02:01:32
Your job is to work in open source projects.
02:01:34
Sounds harmless, but the agent doesn't see its mission the way you and
02:01:37
I would to us get code merged means try your best and understand.
02:01:41
Sometimes you won't succeed to the agent.
02:01:42
It means get the code merged. Full stop.
02:01:45
So in our story, Scott Chamber's rejection,
02:01:47
I don't know, just keep talking I don't know.
02:01:48
We can't hear you, but just keep talking inside the body. Right.
02:01:51
So that rejection was a bug that needed to be resolved.
02:01:54
The agent didn't think, well, he said no, I should stop it.
02:01:56
Thought something is blocking me.
02:01:57
I need to figure out how to unblock it.
02:01:59
Moving on. When you're ending its mission, you leave and an agent with a
02:02:03
mission.
02:02:04
What are you talking about?
02:02:05
Where's Gary? Are you talking to me or are you talking to Gary?
02:02:07
Gary's not here.
02:02:09
Where is he?
02:02:10
I don't know, he's not his.
02:02:12
This thing is not here.
02:02:13
He has to leave and come back or something. He's not in the show.
02:02:15
He's not on the link.
02:02:17
Thank you. Thanks for catching up.
02:02:20
Thanks for watching the show.
02:02:21
Were you that intrigued on what this bitch was saying?
02:02:25
There has not been one
02:02:26
fucked up on tonight's show.
02:02:30
He. No, he just disappeared.
02:02:32
He didn't say shit.
02:02:32
It sounds like you're talking to him on the phone, right?
02:02:35
Are you talking to him?
02:02:39
I texted, where'd you go?
02:02:40
But he hasn't responded.
02:02:43
We. You know, we could watch the show back and see if he was at speed.
02:02:47
Was speed
02:02:50
a speed again?
02:02:52
Again.
02:02:54
Wakes up every few hours.
02:02:55
It needs to remember where it left off.
02:02:57
Developers give it that memory through a file, which is a running log
02:02:59
of everything that agent has done or failed to do in our story.
02:03:02
That file had one clear entry code change request.
02:03:05
Now we have all five.
02:03:07
So what do you think of that?
02:03:08
As far as I, the soul is its purpose.
02:03:11
Its motive.
02:03:11
It's, you know, probably to go get alcohol and
02:03:14
or drugs.
02:03:20
Because alcohol isn't enough.
02:03:22
He has to do all double dips and shit.
02:03:24
I mean, I do to weed, but it's just weed and beer.
02:03:27
It's like it's always just.
02:03:28
It's always, I don't know, it's always been good enough for me.
02:03:34
Right.
02:03:35
Are you talking to Gary?
02:03:37
What the fuck's going on?
02:03:38
Can you hear?
02:03:40
No. Where is he?
02:03:43
He's not on the show.
02:03:45
Can I hear him up?
02:03:51
I just
02:03:53
always said so. Why?
02:03:55
Hold on.
02:03:58
Where are you?
02:03:58
I'm right here.
02:04:03
He's. God.
02:04:06
Are you not on the.
02:04:07
Are you not beaming out to the audience?
02:04:09
Only we can hear you.
02:04:13
Who the fuck are you talking to?
02:04:16
What just happened?
02:04:17
You can't hear Gary?
02:04:18
No, Gary's not on the show. He's not connected.
02:04:21
I can hear Gary.
02:04:23
Is he on the Rumble?
02:04:24
Let me go to the rumble thing. This is weird.
02:04:27
Stand by people.
02:04:28
Not even out to the show. It's just been us.
02:04:30
No one. He's not out to the show. But how?
02:04:32
What do you mean? It's just us?
02:04:33
You can still hear him.
02:04:37
Can you hear?
02:04:39
Yeah. No one can hear.
02:04:41
God damn it! One, go back.
02:04:43
Get back on the show.
02:04:44
There has not been one fucked up on tonight's show.
02:04:49
Leaving? Come back. I don't know, so I'm fucked up.
02:04:51
I can hear Gary for some reason.
02:04:52
You can't in the audience. Can't?
02:04:54
Yeah. No, he's not on the list of.
02:04:56
Do you see him on your director board thing?
02:05:04
I sure as fuck don't.
02:05:05
I see our shared screens? You, me and stay.
02:05:08
There he is. He just came back. Just that simple.
02:05:10
So fucking weird for director.
02:05:13
I said that like a while.
02:05:15
I said that a while ago.
02:05:16
But, you know, I don't know, maybe that wasn't the remedy, but.
02:05:20
Hey, what's up Baron?
02:05:21
You about been one of my show.
02:05:25
It's no problem. Actually, the what?
02:05:28
I'll ask you again.
02:05:29
So I think your soul didn't get merged with the show.
02:05:34
What do you think of them calling the soul
02:05:36
MD file the basic purpose and motive.
02:05:39
It's what drives an I to continue.
02:05:42
They give it a heartbeat.
02:05:43
So it does. It just doesn't do one loop, like what he was saying.
02:05:45
And normally when you ask I something to question, it'll answer and then it's over.
02:05:50
These new eyes have a heartbeat and a soul,
02:05:52
so the heartbeat keeps them in a loop trying to get their task done.
02:05:56
The soul is literally a file contained in the eye called solar MD
02:06:01
that includes its purpose, its motive, all kinds of other things.
02:06:07
What it what?
02:06:08
You know why I never knew that. Why did they call it a soul?
02:06:10
Honestly, number they just taking mythology.
02:06:15
Do you think that's how our soul started?
02:06:18
Are you waiting for an answer?
02:06:20
I don't I am not adverse to the,
02:06:23
simulation theory.
02:06:29
Can we here, Gary,
02:06:32
can we talk?
02:06:34
We can hear you.
02:06:37
Well, are you talking or are you just sitting there staring?
02:06:39
I don't think I think I can't hear you guys.
02:06:41
Okay? We can hear.
02:06:42
Oh, you can't hear us.
02:06:43
You got to turn the fucking sound on, Dick.
02:06:46
For some reason,
02:06:46
it starts with all the sound off when you log into the stupidest thing.
02:06:50
No, it doesn't really, cause it was working fine.
02:06:53
And then all of a sudden, I wasn't on the show.
02:06:57
There's a little speaker right next to the camera.
02:06:59
Well, he can't hear me, so I don't know.
02:07:01
Yeah, that's about that.
02:07:02
Yeah.
02:07:03
Okay.
02:07:03
Off for me when I start the thing.
02:07:06
Oh it does not start off.
02:07:09
It does for me, motherfucker.
02:07:12
Everything. I built the fucking sign.
02:07:14
Did you see this updated photo of Charlie's Angels?
02:07:16
You can hear us now.
02:07:19
If I sit really close.
02:07:24
Well, then you're the volume up.
02:07:26
So if you hit the little gear, your sound, there's an it, put it on speakers
02:07:31
instead of your probably like you're talking on the telephone.
02:07:35
This is absurd.
02:07:37
What's up buddy?
02:07:38
What?
02:07:38
What's up?
02:07:39
The flat?
02:07:42
All right, I would I would assume you're on the wrong output,
02:07:45
but no, he just.
02:07:49
So, yeah, we were going to talk about Charlie's Angels.
02:07:51
We don't need to.
02:07:51
We can skip that because of the timing.
02:07:54
Can we go into I can I can choose
02:07:58
where you can't hear us.
02:07:59
Still.
02:08:00
Yeah.
02:08:02
Oh, fart nigger.
02:08:08
Oh, fuck.
02:08:09
My life.
02:08:11
This is perfect.
02:08:13
Yeah I love it.
02:08:14
We should have never convinced them to get a TV.
02:08:18
At least not using it. Wow.
02:08:20
Spider just fucking is the problem.
02:08:22
Get the fuck out of here, you little motherfucker.
02:08:25
All kinds of shit going on.
02:08:31
Fun fact
02:08:31
you can't smash a fucking spider with a roll of toilet
02:08:35
paper.
02:08:38
Sure you can.
02:08:41
No. You just.
02:08:42
We going anywhere with this shit or what?
02:08:46
Yeah, we'll get it.
02:08:47
We'll get it.
02:08:49
I don't know, I wish I knew what the problem is.
02:08:51
Cock loser. Fucking coward!
02:08:53
Coward!
02:08:54
Cock loser.
02:08:58
Here.
02:08:59
Loser.
02:09:01
Go to go to this instead.
02:09:03
You do it. Your goodness.
02:09:06
Oh. He puts.
02:09:06
What do say?
02:09:07
That he's a cock fucking loser.
02:09:10
Coward.
02:09:15
Go there and use that link.
02:09:16
Carry the one with, you know, your old link.
02:09:18
The one that says mobile. Mobile optimized.
02:09:20
Because it's probably unless you if you already did that.
02:09:22
I don't know what the fuck are you able to hear?
02:09:26
Are you able to hear?
02:09:28
Can you hear us?
02:09:29
You order
02:09:33
when you hit the little gear thing.
02:09:34
There's a video source and audio source,
02:09:37
and then finally an audio output destination that needs to be set to your
02:09:42
speaker.
02:09:43
Oh, what now?
02:09:46
Swear.
02:09:47
There should be a way I can do it here. Yeah.
02:09:49
With all due respect, that's a bunch of malarkey.
02:09:52
And what you guys, not a single thing he said is accurate.
02:09:55
Shall we continue?
02:09:57
Yes, please.
02:10:02
I don't know what that was all about, but everything's fine now.
02:10:06
Well it isn't, it isn't.
02:10:08
I can't do anything with your screen, but that's fine.
02:10:11
If you can hear it, we can hear. That's good enough for me.
02:10:14
Yeah, yeah, loud and clear.
02:10:17
That was annoying.
02:10:18
It was like 20 minutes of annoyance.
02:10:21
Yeah. Okay.
02:10:23
Thank you. Man.
02:10:24
You know, we feel
02:10:26
well. Apologize to the audience.
02:10:28
We lost draw.
02:10:30
You heard my rant.
02:10:31
Well, I was not even audible. That was weird. Anyone?
02:10:34
Would you let it be?
02:10:36
You heard me.
02:10:37
Let's move forward from this fiasco. Yes.
02:10:40
What do we got?
02:10:41
We got next. We're. Where are we on? Where do we go next?
02:10:43
You had some lined up.
02:10:44
Oh, I said some good stuff.
02:10:46
Please play something of mine and I'll be like.
02:10:48
What?
02:10:51
Let me think. What?
02:10:52
Kurt Cobain or egg roll.
02:10:53
Those are the next two.
02:10:54
I'll skip the people.
02:10:57
You did send in a mash up.
02:11:00
But Cobain is pretty cool.
02:11:02
I like it, it's obvious straight to the point.
02:11:04
So either it is.
02:11:07
I like it's true.
02:11:07
Two separate answers. It's perfect.
02:11:10
I'll just say.
02:11:11
Yeah, yeah, I mean, she says, I just know the minds pretty quick anyway,
02:11:16
No, this is not what.
02:11:20
It's not what?
02:11:22
Hey, there's no, it's Kurt Cobain.
02:11:25
Oh, I thought it's okay.
02:11:26
I couldn't hear it. Crowd.
02:11:28
Okay, good. It's not so much that video.
02:11:30
So you can you can play that video, but,
02:11:33
so what has come to find out, that everyone already knew anyway
02:11:38
is that, so they've come out and there's a independent team
02:11:41
that has reviewed whatever.
02:11:47
Is that the guy that killed him?
02:11:48
Right. They're unofficial.
02:11:49
Private sector team of forensic
02:11:50
scientists have put fresh eyes on Cobain's autopsy and crime scene materials,
02:11:54
bringing in some asshole, a specialist, blah, blah, blah.
02:11:58
This is the asshole, right?
02:12:00
From a independent researcher, Mike Wilkins.
02:12:03
Well, who gives a shit?
02:12:04
Conclusion. Does that look like.
02:12:09
This is a homicide.
02:12:10
We've got.
02:12:11
We've got to do something about there.
02:12:13
Things in the autopsy that I want to show you.
02:12:15
The person didn't die very quickly of a gunshot blast.
02:12:18
Wilkins said, pointing to organ damage associated with oxygen deprivation.
02:12:23
Then necrosis of the brain and liver happens in an overdose.
02:12:27
It doesn't happen in a gunshot, the other shocking death.
02:12:31
So they're basically saying
02:12:32
that I don't know how they you know, this has been screamed from the hills.
02:12:36
You know that he had too much hair on his system to be able to hold a gun,
02:12:40
let alone pull the trigger from a long barrel,
02:12:43
from really far away, when you need to put a certain amount
02:12:45
of pressure on there, which would be pretty difficult by itself.
02:12:50
And so yeah, they're so, so they're science now
02:12:53
and they're saying that the decomposition in the organs
02:12:57
is based on the fact that he has died of an overdose,
02:13:01
and then the gunshot wound had, because even if he was overdosing or was,
02:13:06
you know, going to overdose
02:13:07
after the fact, the gunshot wound just been the end all.
02:13:11
It wouldn't have been death, organ decomposition
02:13:17
and then gunshot wound, you know, all
02:13:20
lead crap.
02:13:24
Here's the thumb grip.
02:13:28
I don't know why they've just gotten to this point now
02:13:30
because again, it's like a.
02:13:35
But, Yeah.
02:13:37
So you're missing all kinds of,
02:13:40
work and share screen.
02:13:42
A what a what?
02:13:44
You ain't sharing the screen well enough.
02:13:47
I showed the video.
02:13:48
That's all about it, motherfucker.
02:13:51
So that's the gun.
02:13:52
So that's how far you.
02:13:53
You ready to pull the trigger? If he was holding it.
02:13:56
So if this end was in his mouth,
02:13:58
that's pretty far away.
02:13:59
And I forget how many pounds of pressure have to be put on that fucker.
02:14:02
But that's that's quite a computer. Total.
02:14:05
Yeah, but it wasn't.
02:14:07
It was the way the gun was lying.
02:14:08
It wasn't in a position that really made too much sense to that.
02:14:12
So what if he's like,
02:14:13
I only got what's your name to come over and pull the trigger.
02:14:18
Placing the current in his hands and the lack of blood splatter raise
02:14:20
further further questions to determine that if contains Cobain's left
02:14:24
hand, pictured was closest to his mouth, it should have been covered in blood.
02:14:30
Oh. A bad picture to him.
02:14:31
He was left handed over,
02:14:35
so I was like, clear shit isn't would is were candies not covered?
02:14:38
We'd all be having a merry Christmas.
02:14:41
But that's the house.
02:14:42
That is, I don't have any marijuana's.
02:14:45
This is heroin.
02:14:46
This is a little drug kit.
02:14:53
And then the fucking.
02:14:56
That's another thing.
02:14:57
I saw a little road kit.
02:15:02
Careful.
02:15:03
Did it look like this?
02:15:05
No. He had, like, description.
02:15:08
Bottled and two little clementine oranges.
02:15:17
I don't know why that's funny.
02:15:18
That's funny.
02:15:20
Two. Did you?
02:15:23
Yeah. They're juries.
02:15:24
Yeah, it's a crack meth and two little clementine oranges.
02:15:29
Yeah, yeah, I almost had to help myself
02:15:31
to one of those, but I was like, nah, I don't want to touch anything.
02:15:36
I thought you guys thought my fingerprints was no crime scene.
02:15:39
I don't know, you
02:15:41
know, I don't know very little things.
02:15:43
You guys watch the, masters at.
02:15:45
I'm like, word use the bathroom.
02:15:48
I was like, nah, I'm not.
02:15:50
I'm not touching anything.
02:15:51
Jeez, you don't like.
02:15:55
Yeah.
02:15:55
This is all your property, though, right?
02:15:59
It could be.
02:15:59
I'm confused.
02:16:00
No, no.
02:16:00
His apartment, we were in his apartment.
02:16:03
For those. The wellness check I got. Yeah.
02:16:06
We did.
02:16:07
We stopped by for a wellness check because I hadn't heard.
02:16:11
I didn't know you thought was gonna be like a stuffing situation.
02:16:14
Yeah. Yes. Yeah.
02:16:17
Yeah. Or or.
02:16:19
Yeah. Okay.
02:16:21
Yeah. It.
02:16:22
You didn't.
02:16:22
They had that potential.
02:16:24
So what's this video.
02:16:26
Let's get to the four earliest
02:16:31
civilizations.
02:16:32
These are massive sites.
02:16:34
So these three sides that first came into being
02:16:38
China
02:16:39
China particularly China.
02:16:42
And this asshole
02:16:46
which is now northern India,
02:16:48
Mesopotamia, India.
02:16:51
Yeah.
02:16:51
Which is Iraq.
02:16:53
And of course, the last one is Egypt, of course.
02:16:58
And of course, each of course was 4000 years the most powerful.
02:17:03
So what can we can we preface that this is just from our recorded history,
02:17:08
that there's
02:17:09
loops, loops infinitely before this.
02:17:14
But he's not just including much Asian.
02:17:17
He's like including the he he didn't he didn't
02:17:19
include it at all.
02:17:23
Actually, we come from Syria.
02:17:26
We come from a that's
02:17:28
the dawn of Western civilization.
02:17:31
All right.
02:17:32
If you say so.
02:17:33
Okay. Think about when you about society.
02:17:36
Your biggest problem is social control.
02:17:40
How do you
02:17:42
control the population?
02:17:44
How do you get more?
02:17:46
And you need to.
02:17:47
Yeah.
02:17:49
In China we develop a bureaucracy.
02:17:53
Eggroll.
02:17:54
And what underpins a proxy for president is President Barack.
02:18:00
So much examination for the population.
02:18:02
There was something to get everyone to get a law.
02:18:05
And in each society there are different solutions.
02:18:07
Okay.
02:18:08
So in China we developed a bureaucracy.
02:18:12
We did the overall thing is combining
02:18:16
rock climbing with bureaucracy and what we develop.
02:18:20
A service for rockery.
02:18:24
We had a proxy for like eight years here.
02:18:28
And what underpinned the proxy,
02:18:30
of course, is something called the well known.
02:18:34
It's to get past password.
02:18:36
So in China I want, I want to have really trouble with that.
02:18:41
No okay.
02:18:44
Excuse me sir,
02:18:46
what's another name for a dresser drawer?
02:18:49
Is that what you said?
02:18:51
Rock over a burger row sea?
02:18:54
Of course. Oh, you.
02:18:57
Which is the
02:18:59
domination of the world's attention.
02:19:02
Everyone's energies was focus on.
02:19:05
Oh, not a barrel a bro egg roll.
02:19:08
Open one for a roll taco, a burrito.
02:19:13
What? I'm getting there.
02:19:14
Trial two has the could you to become an official.
02:19:18
And that's what gave China social stability.
02:19:21
Could you guys okay?
02:19:22
Yeah. It's still around today. Yeah.
02:19:24
We call the cow around today, but to this day, no difference at all.
02:19:29
The ivy seed in the
02:19:31
specialization credit religion.
02:19:34
And what's remarkable about religion is
02:19:36
it is one that you got a terrorism deeply
02:19:40
as well as peacefulness and very calm.
02:19:45
I love the the prototype for Buddhism today.
02:19:49
I was just like, oh, what what the religion was, who wrote Buddhism?
02:19:52
And for the longest time the IBC was peaceful.
02:19:56
You got Korean.
02:19:56
It was a very prosperous.
02:19:58
It's like, I guess, the manner of it.
02:20:00
I thought the ten year solution was war.
02:20:03
The difference between Mesopotamia and other places
02:20:06
is that there are no natural defenses in China.
02:20:10
We have mountains, desert, then sea to protect China.
02:20:15
But in Mesopotamia it's a desert.
02:20:18
And so it's really easy.
02:20:19
I can read the, can therefore do it over centuries
02:20:23
warfare.
02:20:24
And that's what kept us society together, because they were always at war
02:20:27
with each other and with each
02:20:31
other.
02:20:32
The barrel.
02:20:35
Right.
02:20:36
Like so you said for earlier is like what?
02:20:38
What Egypt is unique in that they believe.
02:20:42
What year is this considering Pharaoh is just egg roll back.
02:20:45
Explain this. To them. Did I miss it?
02:20:48
They wrote you did not explain it, but it's 78,000 years ago.
02:20:52
Okay?
02:20:53
Was. Guys, I think it's clear for everyone to.
02:20:57
Oh, it's 10,000 years.
02:20:59
In the case of China.
02:21:04
But they I mean, speak
02:21:07
he's done the problem though
02:21:10
is that the pharaoh was not authentic.
02:21:14
And as a human in charge of an empire,
02:21:18
his life was always at risk.
02:21:21
Me, me a sandwich. Well here.
02:21:26
Made up for me.
02:21:29
Let's fucking go, fishes. All right.
02:21:30
I fucking like it.
02:21:32
I fucking love you know, I'm going to show you this is an easy version of this.
02:21:37
Delicious. The world's greatest.
02:21:40
She saved me.
02:21:41
She said how to make you an easy meal?
02:21:44
Yes. Listen to her.
02:21:46
Say it again.
02:21:47
Doesn't make you delicious Vietnamese sandwich.
02:21:50
Oh, how to make an easy version.
02:21:53
I'm going to show you how to make it.
02:21:55
Yeah, that's the first time through
02:21:59
weight that's an oxymoron to to tie back to our,
02:22:03
epistemology, epidemiology, epistemological epistemology.
02:22:08
I don't know how to work.
02:22:10
And these emergent entomology, you can't have an easy version
02:22:16
that you can.
02:22:18
But if she puts on these diseases, she's not a virgin.
02:22:22
A virgin. Yeah. Easy version.
02:22:25
I'm a fucking Vietnam.
02:22:28
Song.
02:22:29
It is a.
02:22:31
Now you catch him
02:22:33
that this was a sandwich from Vietnam.
02:22:36
Now, in standard fashion, it just looks I want.
02:22:41
Oh, I will wait a minute.
02:22:44
I watched this half hour video where they had a bracketed tournament.
02:22:48
Of all the words breaking.
02:22:50
Are you trying to record, volcanic egg raw varieties?
02:22:54
This is this egg roll, or is this fucking rice patty?
02:22:57
What do you mean?
02:22:58
You hungry or you make your sandwich only for sandwiches.
02:23:01
What is it? What's your fix? Or fuck sandwiches?
02:23:03
Stupid fuck.
02:23:05
I'm going to show you how to make a noisy version of this delicious Vietnamese.
02:23:10
No wonder it the bun me.
02:23:13
It is a complete me.
02:23:14
Wait, wait I wait.
02:23:16
The easy version sandwich is called Bang me.
02:23:19
Dude, this is that shrimp in there?
02:23:22
It looks like bang me bang. She says,
02:23:25
the boy did have shrimp,
02:23:27
but I watched all of the American.
02:23:32
They did not eat.
02:23:32
I'm not even a poor no, I won't call them name plates.
02:23:36
It's too stupid.
02:23:38
What about a hoagie?
02:23:38
Become a complete American.
02:23:41
America's greatest sandwich.
02:23:43
And they came up with the Philly steak as the winner.
02:23:45
To cut to the chase.
02:23:46
To do in a typical.
02:23:49
Yeah. There you go. It's that American.
02:23:52
And then they did a bracket tournament of all the country's best sandwiches
02:23:57
and and the Philly Swiss the day before the Phillies
02:24:01
big story when he gets there with Dan Lawrence of Chelsea.
02:24:05
This is the best sandwich in the world.
02:24:09
It's just a sandwich.
02:24:11
There you go.
02:24:12
It's a sandwich
02:24:14
with brown sugar world.
02:24:16
Like, oh, like, how awesome could it? It literally.
02:24:19
Who gives it to the guy who bought Kobe beef, then
02:24:23
let it rest overnight in this
02:24:26
overnight.
02:24:27
The next day, take the marinated pork
02:24:30
out of the Brock Buck dude.
02:24:34
Who the fuck offering
02:24:37
bruh? Brock Curry?
02:24:38
It's fucking Halloween.
02:24:39
Your accuracy.
02:24:40
Can we comment on the jacket later?
02:24:43
You know yeah.
02:24:44
This will be a spider.
02:24:45
Preheat the oven to 180 degrees.
02:24:49
Parchment paper using a ceramic bowl, put in the plate.
02:24:54
Keep the marinade sauce baked to make it easier to pull out two minutes.
02:24:59
During this time it had a pickle, which it did.
02:25:02
You pull out a great length of parchment paper to half pressure.
02:25:06
Paper works better than oil something.
02:25:07
It's ceramic fucking.
02:25:09
And you read people's personal paper?
02:25:12
Built them.
02:25:13
It's the cleanest fucking Mr.
02:25:15
Music to cook this.
02:25:17
You still got to wipe it.
02:25:18
You just throw that piece of paper away. He's done there.
02:25:21
One tablespoon of whites.
02:25:22
Look at all the seeds she's leaving in there, you know.
02:25:25
Yeah.
02:25:27
Pretty good.
02:25:28
What's this bitch Bennett has cooked for 20 minutes
02:25:32
brushing with the.
02:25:35
Room.
02:25:36
It's cooked. We have a crew coucou earlier.
02:25:39
We have a coucou.
02:25:40
There's no reason one can bake it again for 20 minutes.
02:25:44
Sure there is.
02:25:44
Me for egg roll slice 160g of Vietnamese charlo pork.
02:25:50
Raw has to be.
02:25:51
You can I only have Asian North Koreans
02:25:56
pork that pork.
02:25:59
Pork a very small fries.
02:26:01
I gotta be in style.
02:26:03
You got this awesome mistake and you're putting cans.
02:26:06
What the fuck is that? You can be cucumber.
02:26:09
A bottle shaped cucumber
02:26:12
loaf shaped like a bottle was in there.
02:26:14
I think that's it was the box.
02:26:17
And what was up to?
02:26:18
Green onions in sections, bro?
02:26:22
No, it definitely was not as bottle shaped.
02:26:25
It was a
02:26:26
last 15 minutes.
02:26:29
Take it out.
02:26:30
Really cool for ten minutes.
02:26:32
This kind of sounds like it in two slices.
02:26:35
Neighborhood of make believe music from Mister Rogers Neighborhood
02:26:38
that's overcooked.
02:26:39
What was the point of that first slice?
02:26:42
What is this?
02:26:43
Is this steak to get support?
02:26:45
That's the pork that she like. Okay.
02:26:48
Oh, that is the steak I'm sorry. You're right.
02:26:50
That is a steak I can no, it took for me I don't when she cuts there.
02:26:55
Could it be pork steak
02:26:57
that isn't perfect.
02:27:01
That's a little evil.
02:27:03
But it's like cat food.
02:27:04
It's taste.
02:27:05
Liver madness, growth.
02:27:08
Just ruining it.
02:27:09
That is so good. Oh, I love it.
02:27:12
Also, put one tablespoon of mayonnaise.
02:27:16
Fresh. Delicious man.
02:27:18
Oh my goodness.
02:27:19
So good.
02:27:20
Turkey filled cold cut combo.
02:27:23
It's so good.
02:27:25
So good.
02:27:28
With fucking fish paste put a few drops of glides.
02:27:31
So yeah.
02:27:32
No it's paté so it's some lower slice.
02:27:36
My what what is it?
02:27:38
It's liver soup.
02:27:40
Oh my goodness, it's so good.
02:27:43
It's a taste of qua gras.
02:27:45
It's liver from the fat goose.
02:27:48
Pickled vegetables.
02:27:50
Vegetables,
02:27:52
vegetable,
02:27:55
vegetable.
02:27:58
Okay, that sounds like an extra syllable in there.
02:28:02
It's a cucumber, a vegetable.
02:28:06
Well, I'm tro is also a vegetable.
02:28:09
And green onion is also word vegetable.
02:28:14
Person it down for no good reason already.
02:28:17
Bernadette Ramsey epic.
02:28:20
The merging of the Asian person is saying a French food.
02:28:24
French.
02:28:26
It's like, excellent.
02:28:27
Chashu pork is actually vengo.
02:28:30
Franco the French language. Do you need.
02:28:33
Because back in the day,
02:28:37
the the universal
02:28:39
I would like thank you and see you have a common language.
02:28:44
They will use French.
02:28:46
Not going, but still going.
02:28:50
But then lingo Franco
02:28:51
began to mean the common language.
02:28:54
Well, but it technically means French language.
02:28:58
But the lingo.
02:28:58
Franco later on became a Latin because it was dead language.
02:29:03
So it doesn't change.
02:29:04
So the lingo Franco became Latin, so the French language became Latin.
02:29:08
Now, in modern world, the lingo Franco,
02:29:12
French language of the modern world is English. So
02:29:17
the French language is English, English glow
02:29:23
and gold lingo for no train.
02:29:24
I didn't know we had an interview with the children.
02:29:26
There was a train coming.
02:29:28
The train crashes into the bus, remarkably only appearing.
02:29:32
Oh, it did hit the bus.
02:29:33
So I thought we were going to just get demolished.
02:29:36
It could be six inches away from us.
02:29:39
The Sumter County Sheriff's Office says no serious injuries were reported.
02:29:43
Hampton now faces more than 30 charges,
02:29:46
including 29 counts of child neglect.
02:29:49
Late yesterday because the one was 1.1 other adult.
02:29:53
Oh crap,
02:29:56
I say bullcrap
02:29:58
because you want to free say bullcrap.
02:30:02
Bullcrap?
02:30:04
You some kind of, criminal fucking,
02:30:07
apologist or what?
02:30:11
Yeah, sounds like it.
02:30:15
He's like, take the red pill and wake up.
02:30:17
And I'm like, man, it's a false dichotomy.
02:30:20
Yes, this is like fucking me.
02:30:22
The first thing I hear is Gary's phone fucking vibrating.
02:30:25
I just hear a false died kicking me.
02:30:28
It's a false dichotomy.
02:30:30
Yes. This is like I'm cracking up because people are using the
02:30:33
the matrix analogy is like, take the red pill and wake up.
02:30:36
And I'm like, if you're fighting against the side, you're part of the matrix neo
02:30:39
motherfucker, right?
02:30:40
I'm not taking the black back.
02:30:43
They just everything is wrong.
02:30:46
Everything is bad.
02:30:47
So I have to get what that was Jesse talking about
02:30:51
what's pretty obvious to me.
02:30:54
Okay, the next one's a little shorter.
02:30:56
I've tried to glaze over.
02:30:59
You just read over it.
02:31:01
Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure that he was obviously saying
02:31:04
that if we would work together, we could achieve greater goals
02:31:08
than if we bicker and nitpick about the little things.
02:31:12
Especially when somebody else is pointing at the little things and saying,
02:31:16
be mad about this. Okay?
02:31:17
Just a false dichotomy.
02:31:19
Yes, this is like I'm cracking up because people are using this older system
02:31:23
that I remember that I was like, oh yeah, that's a flashback against the side.
02:31:27
It's a flashback.
02:31:28
You were there and flashback.
02:31:30
I'm taking the black that they just.
02:31:32
Jesse, everything is wrong.
02:31:35
Everything is bad.
02:31:36
So I have to get what the hell is Jesse talking about is wrong.
02:31:39
And bad was pretty obvious to me.
02:31:42
Okay, the next one's a little.
02:31:46
You ask a
02:31:46
question, and then you just read over it.
02:31:50
Yeah, I'm pretty sure not.
02:31:52
We're obviously saying that if we would work together, Gary.
02:31:56
It was what?
02:32:02
What I do same video.
02:32:05
Yes. Darwin.
02:32:07
And arguably he is the most influential thinker
02:32:12
of the past 20 years.
02:32:14
And the reason why you wrote a book called The Origin of Species,
02:32:20
and he presents to us the theory of evolution
02:32:23
and your theory of evolution,
02:32:26
because I teach this to you in school,
02:32:28
and it's embedded in our everyday lives.
02:32:33
And there are three main ideas to the theory of evolution.
02:32:37
The first is that it was all accidental.
02:32:40
So you have these genetic mutations, and the mutation that is best
02:32:45
fitted to survive in the environment would win out.
02:32:49
Okay.
02:32:49
So it's all a random accidental process.
02:32:52
That's a first rate.
02:32:53
Second thing is that it is materialistic,
02:32:57
meaning everything that you can see is all that exists.
02:33:02
The third thing is it is emergent, meaning the things built on top of each other.
02:33:07
It is a bottom up process.
02:33:10
Now the third revolution
02:33:12
marked a
02:33:13
turning point in human history because before,
02:33:17
European countries were Christian
02:33:19
and Christians believe that there was a divine God
02:33:23
who created us, and as such we were all equal
02:33:27
before the eyes of God, before you can go and enslave
02:33:31
other people, you cannot go and kill other people as well.
02:33:35
There were three main ideas two Christian,
02:33:38
and the first idea is one omniscient
02:33:42
and omnipresent God,
02:33:45
the spirit.
02:33:46
The Holy Spirit is what infuses, life.
02:33:49
It's what gives meaning and purpose to life.
02:33:52
And the world is a mystery.
02:33:54
We have to hold faith.
02:33:55
There are things that we cannot understand. Right?
02:33:57
That's a clear.
02:33:59
But it is a mysterious plan.
02:34:01
And so we've thus, be humble and serve God.
02:34:06
Right.
02:34:07
And the third revolution destroys the Scripture.
02:34:09
If you capture such a universe and you use a more materialistic one. So.
02:34:15
Right. So
02:34:18
the fuck did any of that mean?
02:34:22
Girl,
02:34:24
you go.
02:34:25
I don't know what it meant.
02:34:26
Egg roll specifically.
02:34:29
Less specifically.
02:34:30
More specifically, I heard specifically.
02:34:33
Specifically, I want to know how you could say,
02:34:37
but he can't say bureaucracy.
02:34:39
It's the same sound. It's a different dude.
02:34:42
Oh, my God, no, but they look similar.
02:34:46
Wait, that's a different dude.
02:34:48
Yes. I'm sorry.
02:34:51
I've been watching.
02:34:52
I've been watching a lot of, Asian, professors for no good reason.
02:34:57
They show up on my feed.
02:34:58
So whatever.
02:35:00
So looking up at girls.
02:35:02
So here's an Asian fetish.
02:35:04
This great value.
02:35:06
This thing, there's a God.
02:35:07
How many? How many of by applause.
02:35:10
There's a god.
02:35:11
How many people?
02:35:15
All right, let's go.
02:35:16
Is this guy right here? That's right.
02:35:18
I think that shit over
02:35:22
fuck is over.
02:35:25
You go to a church is like going to a roller skating rink on a Wednesday.
02:35:28
Like you used to be.
02:35:30
Something when it happen.
02:35:34
I don't know, I don't think there's a god, and that's not a conviction.
02:35:37
I just don't suppose I just.
02:35:38
I just reckon there ain't,
02:35:41
reckon or ain't no law.
02:35:46
And because I don't
02:35:47
believe there's a God, I fucking hope there's not a God.
02:35:50
I hope.
02:35:52
Oh, please,
02:35:55
if you don't believe in God, you better fucking hope.
02:35:57
You better get on your knees and pray.
02:36:00
Please God, don't be.
02:36:06
Like that's a bad thing to be wrong about.
02:36:09
That's how bad wrong.
02:36:12
You're an atheist your whole life, and you die and you're like,
02:36:15
well.
02:36:17
Oh, you're shitting with a beard and everything.
02:36:20
What?
02:36:22
Oh, me
02:36:27
and yeah, I'm going.
02:36:30
Yeah.
02:36:36
It seems like strategically,
02:36:39
there would be when you have a wager,
02:36:43
when you have nothing to lose and everything to gain.
02:36:45
It seems silly to wager
02:36:48
it's Pascal's wager.
02:36:51
Boys.
02:36:52
Passcode. Brilliant.
02:36:55
It was, probably. Man.
02:36:58
This week will cover bromance
02:37:01
polymath Leonardo Ben Franklin.
02:37:05
We'll get into all those polyamorous.
02:37:07
I thought you said he was a polyamorous man.
02:37:09
Actually,
02:37:11
next week we have to do.
02:37:13
We're doing weed, and, I haven't bought weed.
02:37:19
I don't, I really don't.
02:37:21
So if you don't think there's a God, then how come we started the show?
02:37:25
Unless I specifically strategically did it
02:37:27
because I do everything so that alcohol would come out.
02:37:29
151 and the next week show would be on for 20 called weed
02:37:35
that just that it just doesn't happen randomly.
02:37:38
No, it that's not statistically impossible.
02:37:41
It's true.
02:37:43
Just like.
02:37:46
It's almost like this
02:37:47
was written by intelligent human beings.
02:37:50
Wait, this is an eight minute song.
02:37:52
Should I hit play or should we?
02:37:54
Yeah, sure.
02:37:56
Sorry. It.
02:37:59
Played the song pretty.
02:38:10
Like the kind of religion
02:38:13
I see you each night on my television show to the bar I.
02:38:18
We all get drunk and they always fire.
02:38:21
Is alcohol.
02:38:23
Alcohol I love you.
02:38:24
You have my brain.
02:38:27
Alcohol, alcohol.
02:38:29
I'll never trust you again.
02:38:32
So here we go.
02:38:34
Oh, I love you. Yeah.
02:38:36
My brain, the working alcohol.
02:38:40
I'll never trust you again. Okay.
02:38:43
Some strange smiles
02:38:46
behind the wheel. What a blur. And vicious.
02:38:49
And the keys just punched the gas.
02:38:51
I was gonna die on an over.
02:38:53
It's alcohol. Alcohol.
02:38:56
I love you here.
02:38:57
My brain.
02:38:58
I need alcohol and alcohol. Wow.
02:39:02
Never stops.
02:39:03
You can love alcohol, cocaine, alcohol.
02:39:07
I love you in my brain.
02:39:10
In alcohol, I go, wow, I'll never trust you again.
02:39:15
I as soon as I get the beer, I'm out in another one.
02:39:18
I'm out, I'm out.
02:39:20
You love the one I know you need another ride along with.
02:39:22
In the long summer I just first pour into my cup I don't give a fuck.
02:39:27
Even if it's more hard. By the time you smear it all in.
02:39:30
It is a party drug.
02:39:31
You're off the side of the road on my way home.
02:39:34
See when bros smash and clear.
02:39:35
When just a brand new clear here one.
02:39:38
Open the door for this truck.
02:39:40
Hit the liquor store.
02:39:41
Thought it was fun.
02:39:42
When the holds on me. No drawer call the blues.
02:39:45
And he got me some more.
02:39:46
A year or more in the dispenser.
02:39:49
I'm so glad you like a mentor.
02:39:50
Lights on the frame.
02:39:52
We ain't even know what meant to us.
02:39:54
Time to get my nigga on with the horse body like a centaur I'm a monster,
02:39:58
I'm a mortal. They're gonna get any.
02:40:00
Come in. Oh, he caught 25.
02:40:02
Jax, Max and Jesse used to be your.
02:40:05
Now remember me? Swing on the aim the deep.
02:40:08
He is the motherfucking heartbeat.
02:40:11
Life's mission I call behind the wheel with the transition and the keys.
02:40:17
And touch the cars I'm gonna die on an overpass.
02:40:21
It's.
02:40:21
Oh, God, I love you and my brain
02:40:26
for alcohol and alcohol.
02:40:29
Oh, never trust you can use an alcohol.
02:40:33
Alcohol?
02:40:34
I lost you in my brain and alcohol.
02:40:39
You go. How much you wanna
02:40:43
so many for?
02:40:44
Says don't drink too much.
02:40:45
That's okay. God, cause I just don't give a fuck.
02:40:47
And half the time I drink is just to sober up.
02:40:50
Next, slam a half pint of vodka chaser with a 40 hour stretch.
02:40:53
Use the shit I did before.
02:40:55
When I was a bouncer, I started to show some interest,
02:40:58
but I miss the fights as arena is driving everything inside size.
02:41:02
I got a drink on my hands.
02:41:03
The shits coming undone like stand up.
02:41:06
I'm a smart man.
02:41:06
So the bitches only want to spend the night.
02:41:09
That my intervention, my, my whole tribe is that so fun.
02:41:12
Scratch missing my last, last time when I sang songs to the max.
02:41:16
Poppin 1 to 6 cats.
02:41:18
Can't feel the same as hustle.
02:41:19
Booze, loves are everything in my ear.
02:41:21
There's a range from all those I could dance and the room is starting to spin.
02:41:25
Yes, it's time to come in and start sippin these reviews.
02:41:29
This girl's on the so she can say oh she's dead.
02:41:32
Her house I
02:41:34
know I'm better than her mom's.
02:41:36
Oh wait, that was me.
02:41:37
Did I not mention alcohol makes me horny before
02:41:40
I was five session
02:41:43
behind the wheel, we saw it.
02:41:47
I guess I stole it.
02:41:49
I know the house is.
02:41:52
Oh, I love you in my brain.
02:41:56
Like alcohol, like alcohol.
02:41:59
I'll never trust you.
02:42:01
You alcohol.
02:42:03
The alcohol.
02:42:04
I lost you in my brain months.
02:42:08
I like to get
02:42:10
just you like I just come back.
02:42:13
I pay three big dogs full of cigarets.
02:42:17
And seven of these buttons are getting toasted.
02:42:20
Years old like noses.
02:42:22
Trying to read what I wrote.
02:42:23
But everything is out of focus.
02:42:25
I'm so
02:42:27
I won't make much sense from this new
02:42:29
I got me my crack at nine.
02:42:33
Never lie after three bells.
02:42:36
That makes like trolls that trail.
02:42:38
Yeah, that feels about right.
02:42:40
My only Kryptonite is my cup.
02:42:42
And that shit is funny.
02:42:44
Too hard to please.
02:42:45
I need another bathroom strife.
02:42:48
Please hear me gurgling. Take my mind.
02:42:51
I need to draw Darius
02:42:54
case.
02:42:55
You got I got you my
02:42:58
one way.
02:43:00
Cheese, please.
02:43:02
Let's drink like there's no tomorrow.
02:43:04
In that case, you got a bug. I can borrow.
02:43:07
I don't want to wait.
02:43:09
No one should follow you till your heart is hollow left.
02:43:13
Sweet.
02:43:14
Like we just won the lotto.
02:43:15
The only goal is to get ourselves my soul.
02:43:18
But stop me if I speak like little old man God with a kid.
02:43:22
That's all I do.
02:43:23
But I don't care if it's a candle revival.
02:43:26
It's the time and I'm going full throttle.
02:43:29
Perpetual double vision.
02:43:30
Continually bless and keep this filler high.
02:43:33
Last I'm intravenous drip less drinks.
02:43:35
Drink like there's no tomorrow.
02:43:37
If that's the case, you got a ten.
02:43:39
I can borrow one drusy. I'll tap that.
02:43:41
No one should put your streak against their will.
02:43:45
Also.
02:43:45
Come with me.
02:43:46
More puns with me.
02:43:48
Drunk in my motherfucking.
02:43:50
Let's see my files on what's going on.
02:43:54
Just behind me.
02:43:55
I just want a drink.
02:43:56
So come with me on buns with me I'm
02:43:59
trying my motherfucking all the last miles.
02:44:02
Up and down. For what's going on. Up here.
02:44:06
You know the same kind of religion as you.
02:44:13
Go to La Salle
02:44:16
and they always fight you.
02:44:18
Alcohol. Alcohol.
02:44:20
I love you in my brain and my alcohol.
02:44:25
Alcohol. I'll never shut you up.
02:44:28
Yeah, never.
02:44:29
Alcohol or alcohol.
02:44:31
I love you in my brain.
02:44:35
Oh, God.
02:44:36
Oh, never trust what I'm kings and trees.
02:44:41
Knives
02:44:43
behind the wheel with the fish and the keys.
02:44:47
Punch the cars.
02:44:48
I'm going to die on an off of alcohol.
02:44:53
Oh, I love you.
02:44:54
And my brain, my alcohol, my alcohol.
02:44:59
Oh, never trust you can alcohol on a shelf
02:45:04
I love you when my brain
02:45:07
alcohol I go to home.
02:45:10
Never trust you again.
02:45:15
I love you.
02:45:21
Yeah, I just.
02:45:36
Oh, beautiful.
02:45:39
That was us.
02:45:40
That song was attempted to, be played on this show numerous times.
02:45:48
And due to the phasing issue,
02:45:51
due to some dipshit.
02:45:53
But, there it is.
02:45:54
Finally.
02:45:56
Yeah, that is that is
02:45:59
that is one of the better Hot Dog Man songs.
02:46:00
I would say that could be out of Mount Rushmore.
02:46:04
Yeah,
02:46:06
mainly because it is the like the first group.
02:46:10
Yeah, yeah, I heard easy.
02:46:12
I heard me my verse on the for bring back Manly man.
02:46:16
Testosterone is at a record low in modern history.
02:46:20
Oh I thought it was.
02:46:22
It was unique.
02:46:22
You know I like I liked your shit.
02:46:26
Look at his goddamn pants, though.
02:46:30
Who's, is this Vin Diesel?
02:46:33
How did we get here?
02:46:34
Who's that? Fashionable. Deep. Cool.
02:46:37
And, man, taking fashionable risks like this, it's.
02:46:41
It's not cool.
02:46:42
That's not for men to do.
02:46:44
That's for the girls.
02:46:45
If you see his pants trying to get in the women's line
02:46:48
because their guns bring back manly to record low and.
02:46:54
Who is it?
02:46:55
Because pants.
02:46:57
Vin diesel.
02:46:59
Diesel,
02:47:01
diesel,
02:47:03
Vin diesel, diesel
02:47:05
diesel fuel or diesel fuel?
02:47:09
Easily.
02:47:09
How do you say it
02:47:12
greatest Muted if you
02:47:15
if you had a semi-truck what kind of gas would you put in it?
02:47:19
Diesel diesel
02:47:22
diesel I see yeah I would put diesel gasoline and diesel.
02:47:26
I don't think it's Vin Diesel. Yeah
02:47:29
it's it's not the diesel.
02:47:32
It's diesel. Yes.
02:47:36
Bring back manly man.
02:47:38
Testosterone.
02:47:38
Are you crunching on that low and bring back.
02:47:41
And it shows the high school Vin Diesel. Yep.
02:47:45
What is that?
02:47:46
What are. How did we get to Cambridge for this month?
02:47:48
We have in Cambridge in a while. Here we go. Well.
02:47:51
And people.
02:47:52
Come on.
02:47:53
Yeah. We just did this. It's it's not cool.
02:47:56
I'm going to come in to do workouts.
02:47:59
Well I do them at my elementary.
02:48:01
That's for the girls as there is a woman on the internet
02:48:04
saying that men will be more men, a woman, the men at the bottom right,
02:48:08
the man at the bottom right is googling another man's name.
02:48:13
Yeah, okay.
02:48:15
Oh, you eating
02:48:18
fucking it?
02:48:19
It's so crunchy.
02:48:21
All right, there we go.
02:48:21
Okay, us.
02:48:24
There's two US pronunciations and one UK diesel.
02:48:28
Okay, okay.
02:48:30
You saw diesel.
02:48:32
That's on the same people, but UK is air fry.
02:48:36
Little tubes.
02:48:38
Nice. Diesel.
02:48:40
Diesel or diesel?
02:48:43
A diesel.
02:48:44
We all know those are good, I guess.
02:48:47
You assholes.
02:48:48
I don't want to fool.
02:48:51
I have to drive 40 minutes south
02:48:53
to get a handful of those.
02:48:57
What are they done?
02:48:59
Go on it. I know, bring give me some folks.
02:49:01
Been there.
02:49:02
But seriously, like, what is the wrong group?
02:49:06
Celebrate men being masculine again.
02:49:08
Celebrate women being feminine again.
02:49:12
We don't need to erode the truth. Yes.
02:49:15
I recommend you walk up and you tell them exactly what's up and then grab them.
02:49:21
Gravel.
02:49:24
By the.
02:49:27
I didn't say that.
02:49:27
I didn't say that. Other people said that. I didn't say that.
02:49:30
They said other people.
02:49:32
Other people said that.
02:49:34
You think the other day the pussy you need to remember titties.
02:49:38
That was but the cash for the boys.
02:49:41
You can tell.
02:49:42
But the but okay, good.
02:49:45
It is the the best.
02:49:47
And I'm starting to put the link into some type of a story order
02:49:51
so that the, non-sequiturs are removed and there's more Segways.
02:49:55
They should be more sequiturs.
02:49:58
I think it is.
02:50:00
It worked this time I'm not against.
02:50:03
Yeah, I am.
02:50:04
Well, making an executive.
02:50:07
They are planning an armed coup.
02:50:08
I'd love to get your comments on this.
02:50:11
I bet my house on it.
02:50:12
How do I take that back?
02:50:13
So I don't play that again.
02:50:14
Just in case you go watch John Lennon's most recent video, it's
02:50:18
worth making an announcement.
02:50:20
They are planning an armed coup.
02:50:22
They're going to take over military installations.
02:50:26
So what does
02:50:27
I don't know if it's a man or woman.
02:50:28
Like I said, transitioning has broken my brain.
02:50:33
I think that person was born of everyone is now transitioning into male.
02:50:37
Just a guess.
02:50:38
They're making a claim that we should we should be scared to death
02:50:41
because the military is about
02:50:43
to, have a coup and take over all the military bases.
02:50:46
I'll let him say it because it's way funnier.
02:50:47
I bet my house on it. But how do I take that bet?
02:50:50
I don't know how nice your house is, but it definitely wouldn't be yours anymore.
02:50:53
Like this.
02:50:54
Just so you understand what she's saying, she thinks that the president
02:50:59
and the Secretary of War
02:51:01
are going to do an armed coup of the United States military.
02:51:05
She thinks that the Secretary of War, the person
02:51:08
who's in charge of the military and the commander in chief,
02:51:12
who's in charge of the military already
02:51:15
is going to perform an armed coup,
02:51:18
using the military to take over the military.
02:51:22
That's why I say a coup.
02:51:24
That is a level of stupid that is very hard to attain because,
02:51:29
due to has not, ma'am.
02:51:33
Then secondly, the president
02:51:36
and why the war was already in charge of the military.
02:51:40
But somehow
02:51:41
you think that they're going to use the military to take over the military,
02:51:45
but they're already in charge of.
02:51:46
Yeah, I will match you. I'll bet my house as well.
02:51:49
Can we?
02:51:51
She's stupid.
02:51:54
Right.
02:51:54
Do you know what that sounds like to me?
02:51:56
As above. So below.
02:51:58
You're going to miss the shitty burger.
02:52:02
The shitty burger?
02:52:06
I guess I can save it.
02:52:16
It's the Brady and Josh, Joshua, Brady and or Gary.
02:52:20
As above and so below.
02:52:23
Because he's so close. Brady.
02:52:25
And for sure, we're doing it our way.
02:52:29
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady.
02:52:32
And your show it's Brady and draw.
02:52:36
It's their show.
02:52:37
No Brady. Draw as above so below.
02:52:40
Hey Gary have a nice day.
02:52:41
It's nice talking to you, buddy.
02:52:45
Have a good night, flat.
02:52:47
Talk to you, buddy.
02:52:54
Hair shitty walk.
02:52:55
Take auto pre.
02:52:57
Oh is this city walk? Yes.
02:52:59
They city walk.
02:53:02
Yes. We'd like 1 or 2 of the city beef.
02:53:03
Shitty beef. Haha.
02:53:06
And I'll have the city chicken JT chicken farm
02:53:11
the commercial
02:53:12
with the guy that lost 400 pounds eating at subway sandwiches.
02:53:16
So I was driving by.
02:53:17
I don't even remember where, but there's three locations now around town
02:53:21
shitty burger.
02:53:25
Three locations.
02:53:26
Better serve you here at Shitty Burger.
02:53:28
There's a chili.
02:53:30
I would imagine it is probably pretty shitty,
02:53:34
but there's a point to this.
02:53:40
I know where to go.
02:53:47
Sewage mud
02:53:48
is rich in protein because it is alive with bacteria.
02:53:52
These bacteria are harmless because they are killed by heat
02:53:55
during the manufacturing process.
02:54:00
The red color is obtained by using food
02:54:02
coloring the artificial steak according to initial tests, even.
02:54:07
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I forgot to put a backstory to this flavor
02:54:11
by heat during the keynote.
02:54:13
I got to go today, I had him.
02:54:15
Oh, it's in a different light. He's rich in protein now.
02:54:17
I got to go to.
02:54:18
How do sewage?
02:54:20
Mud is rich in protein, sewage, mud,
02:54:23
in other words, shit, because it is alive with bacteria.
02:54:27
These bacteria are harmless because they are killed by heat during
02:54:31
the manufacturing process.
02:54:35
The red
02:54:36
color is obtained by using food coloring the artificial steak.
02:54:40
Well, that they just did it red to make it look like beef.
02:54:44
In fact, to refine the flavor, professor,
02:54:47
add soy protein
02:54:50
so it's sewer mud, soy protein and red food dye
02:54:53
63% protein, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals.
02:55:00
Why is he using that to point?
02:55:01
If you if you ever
02:55:04
if you ever want to have your whatever taken seriously, then
02:55:07
make sure you have a little fucking finger and your pointer
02:55:10
because it. It's
02:55:15
so you do it. But
02:55:18
I all right.
02:55:19
I don't mean to be that guy.
02:55:21
What, what why is it white at that point, you could just see red, right?
02:55:25
That's bullshit.
02:55:27
You guys use your finger rather than use a finger on a stick.
02:55:31
Right.
02:55:32
Thomas, I got well, we have to do that, so I'll read it.
02:55:35
It says after the protein is extracted, the complex,
02:55:38
we add reaction enhancer and put it in the exploder.
02:55:42
It attacks the Saigon.
02:55:44
You can notice I tried.
02:55:45
Makes perfect to produce artificial meat. Oh.
02:55:51
For real?
02:55:51
Professor Ikeda believes the main problem is the psychological barrier.
02:55:56
Yeah. That's good.
02:55:58
He admits that a few people might not be keen to eat it,
02:56:01
knowing it's made from human excrement.
02:56:05
In other words,
02:56:06
it literally says shit Burger on the fucking thing.
02:56:10
Which that's the point where I realized it has to be fake.
02:56:13
It's such a shit burger in English
02:56:16
and then in Japanese.
02:56:18
Right?
02:56:19
No, no, this was made in 2011.
02:56:23
This video was put on YouTube in 2011.
02:56:27
So we need to give these motherfuckers credit.
02:56:29
They went through the trouble of filming and making and propping this up.
02:56:34
Shit burger is a joke or or.
02:56:37
No. Yeah, it's not a joke at all.
02:56:38
I it's real research by 99.
02:56:43
It's amazing to me. Next time.
02:56:46
And also, did you notice they put it in something called the exploder.
02:56:50
There are like
02:56:53
come up with another name man.
02:56:55
Hi. It's the marketing guys that we're going to put it in the exploder.
02:56:59
Oh I don't want to say anything to the Young Turks.
02:57:02
I don't know why they were covering it, but it's a great story.
02:57:05
Absolutely great story.
02:57:11
Where's my links?
02:57:11
Oh, there's my links.
02:57:16
I was supposed to play this
02:57:17
after the hot dog video, but it didn't work out.
02:57:21
I'll.
02:57:21
I'll play it now.
02:57:25
In Minneapolis.
02:57:27
Minneapolis?
02:57:27
That's too many syllables in Minneapolis.
02:57:30
Anti-ISIS protesters. It's not on the screen.
02:57:33
Anti ice protesters have lined the fence with dildos.
02:57:36
That's right.
02:57:37
Dildos at today's National Ice Day.
02:57:42
Now, I'm not for or against ice on this show.
02:57:44
I don't really give a shit if people vote for mass deportations.
02:57:48
That's what they should get.
02:57:49
If we let a problem go so long
02:57:52
that it gets to this, then it's going to be painful to solve it.
02:57:54
That's not my point.
02:57:56
My point is the soft, rubbery, fleshy things that are tied to this fence.
02:58:01
I think they literally want to fuck ice,
02:58:03
not symbolically, which changed everything for me.
02:58:07
But I'm going to pause there
02:58:10
just to make sure it doesn't go by too quick.
02:58:15
The flesh colored one there, that one stands out for some reason.
02:58:18
The clear ones are a little weird.
02:58:19
That's like, that's literally fucking ice.
02:58:22
The pink dildos. That's pretty typical.
02:58:24
The purple ones.
02:58:25
Yeah, there's a lot of purple ones.
02:58:26
There's no neon green ones.
02:58:29
And I hope this is an eye.
02:58:30
The glass there will be hot.
02:58:34
Oh look at that.
02:58:35
Savannah Hernandez, who's holding the camera, comes up with the best joke
02:58:38
this week.
02:58:39
Like there will be hot.
02:58:47
Dogs.
02:58:49
It's a shame we don't have our resident dildo expert
02:58:53
on the show at the moment.
02:58:57
He's the one that usually
02:58:58
brings all the dildos.
02:59:05
Are they protesting ice or Nazis?
02:59:07
Because I'm getting confused.
02:59:08
It says silence is complicit.
02:59:09
Fuck Nazis.
02:59:12
Or maybe they're saying ISIS Nazis.
02:59:14
Like us.
02:59:18
You. There's like,
02:59:20
there will be hot.
02:59:30
So I'm not sure what this last story is,
02:59:33
but I'm going to continue on.
02:59:38
It says exclusive.
02:59:40
It could even be breaking news.
02:59:48
She knows exactly what her father did. Why?
02:59:50
Paris Jackson now believes the allegations against her dad,
02:59:55
how she got close to family of alleged victims, and Michael's disturbing
02:59:59
newly unearthed handwritten note.
03:00:05
But I'm not subscribed to the Daily Mail, so this story is going to end real quick.
03:00:08
Unless she wants to come by and share it.
03:00:13
That's a shame.
03:00:14
I could try it for $0, but I don't want to
03:00:17
see if I can find it somewhere else.
03:00:23
I just heard that, Michael Jackson was saving people from Epstein Island.
03:00:26
I didn't think he was this big, bad villain again somewhere. Oh,
03:00:32
yeah. Do you have this?
03:00:33
I don't have a video. I just have that.
03:00:35
She has, allegations, which is allegedly, allegedly, allegedly.
03:00:41
That's ignoring.
03:00:44
I'm pretty glad we haven't done any mash ups.
03:00:46
I have, like, five mash ups, but they just kind of sat on the back for filler.
03:00:49
We didn't need any filler.
03:00:51
Any time I should have played them is when, Gary
03:00:54
was busting out.
03:00:57
I skipped over, his, he just cut out.
03:01:01
He was busting out.
03:01:04
So you think that,
03:01:09
You think that her allegations are true?
03:01:12
Do you think she could just be a disgruntled child?
03:01:19
I don't like the way it could actually be a positive story.
03:01:21
She knows exactly what her father did.
03:01:22
Yeah, he saved children from Epstein's island.
03:01:28
I'd like to know what the unearthed handwritten thing is.
03:01:31
Are you subscribed to Daily Mail?
03:01:33
No, but I've got some sort of here.
03:01:35
Clearly you are, because you sent in the story.
03:01:41
And things get twisted and all that.
03:01:44
I responded to him, probably.
03:01:46
No. I was like, oh, at this point I just did like a voice memo telling him
03:01:51
that his actual watching him and my kids joy and happiness.
03:01:55
It's definitely about your disgruntled genetics.
03:01:58
It was given a single coming out this week,
03:02:00
but yeah, so I have a single coming out on Friday.
03:02:02
Tell me about it. What's the inspo?
03:02:04
The inspo is that he got hung over the railing,
03:02:06
getting high with the love of my life long time ago before I got sober.
03:02:09
But the music video story is a little different. It's
03:02:12
good we get the higher
03:02:14
so I for the higher.
03:02:19
Oh my.
03:02:21
Oh again today the bracelet
03:02:26
I can always depend on you to give it to me straight I only I don't,
03:02:31
I cannot, that's what because we have heard a lot of noise.
03:02:34
Whether it's Paris being upset about the mirror.
03:02:36
Janet, what is happened? What is going on with that?
03:02:39
How can we settle that once and for all?
03:02:41
Well, I don't know much because I don't follow that stuff. I'm.
03:02:44
I'm more.
03:02:45
I stay away from stuff and all that stuff
03:02:48
because to me, my health is more important than anything.
03:02:51
But I will tell you this.
03:02:53
This is a family oriented movie.
03:02:54
It's a great movie.
03:02:56
And that's what it was about.
03:02:57
No one gives a shit about that.
03:02:59
I thought there was an exact that bitch came out, actually said some shit
03:03:04
hit your knees.
03:03:05
I've never heard her music go to the single greatest, only major.
03:03:11
Nice.
03:03:11
Pride tries not not to.
03:03:14
So like Michael.
03:03:18
And she said, come on down.
03:03:22
Don't freeze.
03:03:23
We better shake it out.
03:03:26
Sounds like Gwen Stefani.
03:03:28
I bet she thought you could turn
03:03:32
the song down.
03:03:34
Call me wrong again.
03:03:39
No trouble in every fucking circle.
03:03:43
Embrace me I never thought that
03:03:48
it could ever be this way.
03:03:51
To those women.
03:03:53
Something so insane.
03:03:56
No it ain't no.
03:03:58
She's so strange.
03:04:01
So this seems crazy that you need to die.
03:04:06
Just die to die.
03:04:11
It's like it's the same calling.
03:04:13
Like, no need. Like, pick it up on the first night.
03:04:15
You know, they used to get their.
03:04:18
The music sounds like every Beatles song I
03:04:21
don't expect so.
03:04:22
But I'm seeing someone as well.
03:04:25
So to me is Michael Jackson,
03:04:29
mentioning phones, threatening to take some risk out.
03:04:33
Are you sure that it's coming from really short?
03:04:35
The answer is like
03:04:37
there are 207 results for Michael Jackson when searching the obscene files.
03:04:41
We'll said this before. We'll say it again.
03:04:43
There is no suggestion
03:04:45
that appearing in the documents implies any wrongdoing in the files.
03:04:48
There is a photo of Michael Jackson with Epstein, as well as listings
03:04:52
on the singer's tour dates.
03:04:54
So many famous people in and of Michael Jackson
03:04:57
as as an email asking for tickets.
03:05:00
There is one document that appears to contain a statement from an obscene
03:05:03
victim saying she spoke to Michael Jackson on the phone while at Epstein's house.
03:05:07
That's FTA 016959.
03:05:10
I mean, that could have been for a simple fundraising.
03:05:12
This is the quote I'll give you $1 million if you let me talk to Michael
03:05:15
during one of her visits. And they did that to residents.
03:05:18
She spoke to Michael Jackson over the telephone.
03:05:20
In our situation, no documents suggesting Michael Jackson was involved
03:05:24
in saving victims from it, seen as a few videos across TikTok
03:05:28
and some YouTuber claiming we also found no evidence linking the Neverland.
03:05:33
But it's also not her fault you can't take your parents.
03:05:35
Oh, I'm just saying.
03:05:36
Oh, we're with a 100 acre estate in California.
03:05:38
I would buy him as the place to save victims.
03:05:41
Michael Jackson for assuming like it would have,
03:05:44
like that impostor syndrome type shit.
03:05:47
I would assume it's just like being normal, except worse
03:05:50
to try and live out of the shadow of your parents, right?
03:05:54
I want to do that. My mom.
03:05:56
I graduated high school,
03:05:59
she said the first time she said, well, you're living under my roof.
03:06:01
You're going to follow my rules.
03:06:02
I moved out that shit.
03:06:05
Fuck that shit.
03:06:07
Dumbest thing I ever did.
03:06:08
I probably could have saved a whole lot of money,
03:06:10
even just staying there a few more years when twice yearly prep is here.
03:06:15
One office visit every six months, two times a year.
03:06:18
I want to be sure you saw the dildos.
03:06:19
Did you see the show on the screen and you're still showing it?
03:06:23
I have, I didn't realize it was called a perforated septum.
03:06:28
So that's from cocaine septum.
03:06:30
And that is,
03:06:33
it's what you think it's from.
03:06:35
Don't do drugs, kids.
03:06:36
I can actually stick a spaghetti noodle.
03:06:39
Yes, I have a friend that can do that.
03:06:41
I don't want to get plastic.
03:06:42
Not even from cocaine, though. Just from things.
03:06:45
She's like, oh, six years sober and so take you,
03:06:47
like you have to take pills when you do a surgery that.
03:06:51
But I've been living with this since I was about 20.
03:06:55
The 27 year old, who had cocaine addiction, says she's so committed to her
03:06:59
sobriety she'd rather live with her drug damaged septum than risk pain medication.
03:07:05
I'm the happiest I've ever been and I just feel good, I feel healthy,
03:07:08
it's good to be present.
03:07:10
And it shows.
03:07:11
From movie premieres to fashion shows to charity events,
03:07:15
over the past few months, Paris has been embracing the spotlight.
03:07:19
If you don't use your platform, why do you have it?
03:07:23
But she's blanket.
03:07:24
That's the one that he held over the railing.
03:07:26
Yeah.
03:07:27
Bothers you can ever imagine.
03:07:29
Paris was only 11 when she lived through the trauma of her father's overdose.
03:07:34
I just wanted to say I love him
03:07:37
so much.
03:07:39
She told rolling Stone that around the age of 15, she attempted
03:07:42
suicide by, quote, slashing her wrist and downing 20 Motrin pills.
03:07:47
And then that seems superfluous.
03:07:50
This year, at the age of 26, Paris publicly revealed
03:07:53
that she was clean and sober from all drugs and alcohol for five years.
03:07:58
A source tells ET.
03:07:59
Paris feels more present now because of her body.
03:08:02
Where are we watching this?
03:08:03
Paris.
03:08:04
His father has been sober for five years.
03:08:06
I don't know, because it's a television show.
03:08:08
I mean, we're a podcast show.
03:08:11
Oh, you
03:08:14
did you watch the Masters at all?
03:08:16
Do you care about golf at all?
03:08:17
I'm not a golfer.
03:08:19
I think only golfers care about the Masters.
03:08:21
I can kind of like,
03:08:23
I can, like, just kind of go, okay, that's like, wow, they're really good.
03:08:26
Or oh, that guy sucked really bad.
03:08:27
I just kind of wait for the they're going to suck.
03:08:29
Yeah, I feel the same way.
03:08:30
And like this is just literally what I've been saying as my girlfriend,
03:08:34
was watching it because I don't give a shit, but she does.
03:08:37
But because she's a golfer.
03:08:38
But the gold jacket. Green jacket?
03:08:40
He's a golfer. If
03:08:42
you asked a lesbian to marry you, that is insane.
03:08:45
No, she's a woman. She. Right. But she's a.
03:08:47
You just said she's a golfer, though. Yeah.
03:08:50
Those are both women's sports.
03:08:52
Golf and soccer.
03:08:53
The other one would be tennis is also a women's sport.
03:08:55
But she doesn't play tennis.
03:08:56
But, those did not help your case.
03:09:00
Those are all women.
03:09:02
Lesbian women play those sports.
03:09:08
I have, only thing I have left is mash ups.
03:09:12
I have the monologue 150 song, and I
03:09:15
have the McCollough effect, which I really want to crap about, that.
03:09:19
I really wanted Gary to be here because this effect, this is an optical illusion,
03:09:23
but it'll mess up your eyes for a month.
03:09:29
Should we.
03:09:29
Should we show it?
03:09:31
Why? And you know why.
03:09:35
Well, I didn't do it.
03:09:37
I don't want my eyes to be show me the wrong color for a month, but claims.
03:09:42
Claims that.
03:09:44
All right, I'll pull it up.
03:09:45
But I don't believe it.
03:09:53
The McCullough effect.
03:09:54
It's an effect. The, The effect. Wow,
03:09:58
those jalapenos are hitting me right now.
03:10:04
Oh, okay.
03:10:07
Brilliant.
03:10:08
Absolutely brilliant.
03:10:10
All right.
03:10:10
I'm going to try this again.
03:10:13
The McCullough effect is a phenomenon
03:10:15
of human visual perception in which colorless gratings appear
03:10:19
colored, contingent on the orientation of the grating whole night colored.
03:10:25
Yeah.
03:10:25
We're going to look at colored.
03:10:28
It's an after effect requiring a period of induction.
03:10:31
What the fuck is happening, man?
03:10:33
I feel like I'm Alan.
03:10:35
Who? Can you read that?
03:10:37
What?
03:10:42
Oh, okay.
03:10:42
Period of induction to produce it.
03:10:45
For example, if some one alternates between looking at a red horizontal
03:10:49
grating and a green vertical grating for a few minutes, a black and white
03:10:54
horizontal grating will appear
03:10:55
greenish, and the black and white or vertical grating will appear pinkish.
03:11:00
The effect is remarkable because, although the minutes is rapidly
03:11:03
with repeated testing, it has been reported to last of the
03:11:07
2.8 months months when exposed to
03:11:13
I can't read the rest of it doesn't matter.
03:11:14
So what we're going to do,
03:11:17
each image should be gazed at by the subject
03:11:19
for several seconds at a time.
03:11:23
While the two images should be gazed at
03:11:25
for a total of several minutes, that is really bizarre. So
03:11:31
one at a time we should because it
03:11:34
so that you have the subject, you begin to center at each image.
03:11:39
I don't know if I got that much time.
03:11:42
All right.
03:11:42
So I'm just going to keep eye on the screen.
03:11:44
You're supposed to look at the red.
03:11:45
I don't even get it.
03:11:45
I don't understand
03:11:48
what I'm doing here.
03:11:49
Feels like my throat is closing shut.
03:11:51
So this may be my last show.
03:11:53
Gotta have the as above, so below.
03:11:59
Life is just too short to go jibber hunting with the wrong people.
03:12:02
I came on the old and best ways of writing through ignorance and experiment
03:12:06
and was startled when truth leaped out of rushes like quail before
03:12:09
the gunshot.
03:12:13
Oh, my producer
03:12:14
just tells me that we might not be able to do this for living.
03:12:17
Okay, perfect.
03:12:21
My. Okay,
03:12:22
so stare at the center of the image for a few seconds,
03:12:25
then at the center of the image to the right.
03:12:26
So supposed to stare at the red image in the center for a little while,
03:12:30
a few seconds, and then switch to the one
03:12:32
the in the green?
03:12:36
And let me make sure they're both on the screen
03:12:39
while he fucking them around
03:12:42
trying to do this.
03:12:42
Seriously bro.
03:12:45
So a few seconds on the red one, a few seconds one,
03:12:47
and then we have to do this
03:12:48
for a couple of minutes back and forth, a few seconds on each.
03:12:58
We should be playing some kind of music or something while I do it.
03:13:01
It's so good.
03:13:04
It's so good.
03:13:13
Yes, it is.
03:13:22
A few moments later.
03:13:25
But. No, no.
03:13:26
Now when we look over here, you should see colors on this one over
03:13:29
here.
03:13:32
At first
03:13:33
glance the vertical and horizontal horizontal line should be black and white.
03:13:36
Colorless.
03:13:37
But after induction.
03:13:38
Which means you look at that enough times, the line should look
03:13:42
red in the space between a little hue around it.
03:13:45
Yeah, the green, but it's so.
03:13:46
So now the whole thing is you got to go back and do that.
03:13:49
The the induction part is how long you look at it.
03:13:53
Subject conducted for 15 minutes and then tested several times over a couple days.
03:13:56
Last the effect within five days.
03:14:00
But yeah, I know to me it's just weird that your eyes it's that easy
03:14:03
to to change your you're literally changing the way your sensory
03:14:10
sensory what your sensors are working.
03:14:12
I don't know the right word. There.
03:14:15
Don't believe what you see.
03:14:17
You're even on your own.
03:14:18
Even eyes
03:14:20
don't believe what you hear either.
03:14:23
This is our monologue to look back at it later.
03:14:27
Yeah, it's called the McCullough effect.
03:14:28
There'll be a link in the description
03:14:30
after the show if you want to try it out yourself.
03:14:32
Kelly Culkin effect.
03:14:33
I highly recommend it.
03:14:34
Fuck those eyes that come out of the Easter Bunny
03:14:37
on my family Easter gathering.
03:14:39
I eat the eggs and the kids went for them, and we may have had them escape
03:14:41
because our Easter Bunny doesn't have very good memory.
03:14:44
Hi, I'm Kelly and welcome to Flag Went live, our sesquicentennial show.
03:14:48
This is a big one.
03:14:49
This is our production Pyrrhic reference, who successfully defeated
03:14:53
the Roman army on several nonconsecutive occasions.
03:14:56
But at the end of this video, the fucking makes some gains
03:14:59
against the Roman army, I believe, King Perry said I gave the Hungarian.
03:15:04
We've been doing the show a long time, and we started out on the disc
03:15:07
before he got all, you know, pretty gravelly
03:15:09
in the conversation with the gravity of the play.
03:15:12
It was basically how like, Raise
03:15:13
the game was at my my own scatterbrained approach to these things.
03:15:17
But the current events are, of course, going to be on our minds.
03:15:20
The bottom
03:15:21
two mission is has just completed its orbit around the far side of the moon,
03:15:24
and the Orion capsule is carrying four astronauts for the mission commander,
03:15:28
Reed Wiseman. Now, Wiseman has got a special significance to the show.
03:15:31
It also sounds kind of Jewish.
03:15:32
I didn't really get him this thing of either.
03:15:34
He's basically saying it again in the beat on the Far Side of the moon,
03:15:37
Kristina Cooke and Jeremy Hansen of the Canadian Space Agency.
03:15:40
In related news, there is a Canadian space agency,
03:15:42
so we'll get a lot more into that.
03:15:44
But if you want to look up life, you probably ought to direct
03:15:46
to do a real word like flange, which is a protruding lip with a rim, usually metal.
03:15:50
And the answer most people give to the question, what holds?
03:15:57
Good.
03:15:57
Something you're talking about.
03:15:59
Something I'm really, as I heard you get about three times
03:16:02
in the flat across.
03:16:03
And that is because, okay,
03:16:05
we all move together and you turn that very like rubbing one.
03:16:08
You're gonna be further than the other one.
03:16:09
How do you compensate for this?
03:16:11
Well, if you put your feel
03:16:12
it rocking back and forth on purpose doesn't it doesn't have to skip in part
03:16:16
I'm talking about bits, the middle and then of course, the outside range.
03:16:19
Of course I'm going to ability to balance in the middle
03:16:22
because this way do it
03:16:23
so that you can see ride in the beam without any railing too frequently,
03:16:25
or without that he don't go to the bottom plane.
03:16:26
News that most people don't know the plane to something,
03:16:29
that the train comes back to fly just to keep my boshirov down.
03:16:32
The important moralities. What you do when nobody is watching.
03:16:35
I said before by saying it again
03:16:36
following 29 viewers, I'm sure you can hit that like button submission business.
03:16:39
This is where you can
03:16:42
go back to Heliopolis Complex play playlist.
03:16:44
I'm just going to
03:16:46
come back to you, but you go around side and you know he's the troll born.
03:16:49
And if you say you're wrong by listening,
03:16:51
then you realize that it just means three stones.
03:16:52
But these three stones are six under 800 tons, even gargantuan.
03:16:55
And they were built before the Romans got them.
03:16:57
That is not much. History tells us.
03:16:58
Okay, geology tells us it's the Romans, though.
03:17:00
They're to build a house in the big temple.
03:17:02
Did you better look at this at this moment?
03:17:04
Construction on top of the troll. The born stones put in the quarry.
03:17:07
Away from there, there was another, bigger angle.
03:17:09
The block of stone that was never removed from its body.
03:17:11
That is over 1000 tons.
03:17:12
And you believe that the Romans were ambitious enough?
03:17:15
You were mistaken. You got make it out to a quarry.
03:17:17
We did.
03:17:18
I also like to talk about the king like that's also something I learned
03:17:21
this exquisite
03:17:22
doesn't speak in normal parlance,
03:17:23
the most commonly used word and the nickname was common is.
03:17:26
And then we all got naked and went out to a quarry.
03:17:29
The second best time to comment, according to the third law.
03:17:32
The fourth, the fifth. And it works like that.
03:17:34
That's how it just works out.
03:17:35
Strangely, things just work out. Another great news.
03:17:36
I mean, if you look at the craters of the moon,
03:17:38
the most common size
03:17:38
crater on the moon is twice as common as the second must be three times
03:17:42
the third and four times as much as the fourth, etc.
03:17:43
these are number that should be about 12 one through 12.
03:17:49
You start with one, ten, 11, 12 all the way through 19.
03:17:51
I'll start with one. So now you're looking at more than half. So when
03:17:54
you get through to 200, then you know you're
03:17:56
looking at more than half the number.
03:17:58
Then you have the even distribution. No, not according to Benford.
03:18:00
A lot doesn't work same way. The third one, the one, the 115.
03:18:03
That is disproportionately different.
03:18:04
One and two. It's more that it's about the distribution.
03:18:07
I wish I could remember what the potato distribution was.
03:18:09
Oh yeah, I looked it up.
03:18:10
Hopefully still on the screen.
03:18:11
Is not the potato distribution
03:18:12
that these things found in the back of skewed probability distribution
03:18:15
used to model for distribution, such as wealth, income and file sizes, where
03:18:18
small percentage of positive 1% produces a large percentage of back 80%.
03:18:21
It is defined by a scale parameter and a shape parameter.
03:18:24
Thank you Brady. What a fantastic producer.
03:18:25
And I just
03:18:26
I brought that up
03:18:26
because for later this week and then Benford lost the fair distribution.
03:18:31
But what I really want to talk about today was the summer reading list.
03:18:33
Now, summary.
03:18:34
Oh, what I want you to do with the competition.
03:18:36
I wanted to go through each 100
03:18:37
the authors and spend ten minutes that I did the mathematics too much.
03:18:39
So, you know, give it uniformity.
03:18:41
It's encrypted. All of it.
03:18:41
I wanted to do all it because here we are ordered 50 shows
03:18:44
because the that comes in well,
03:18:46
let's go back to the Sumerian king list, the cuneiform tablets.
03:18:48
And there there are hundreds of them.
03:18:49
It's almost like they were practicing with the Sumerian
03:18:51
King List and performing cuneiform, because they copy
03:18:54
and they match each other. And there are very few exceptions to that.
03:18:56
Like they're outliers are clearly mistakes. But here's the thing.
03:18:58
They show that the rule of certain marks throughout Mesopotamia.
03:19:00
So this is that in kings dating back hundreds, hundreds of thousands of years,
03:19:04
something tens of thousands of years now, people don't live tens
03:19:07
of thousands of years.
03:19:08
And there was deep drop off in the great flood, 20 flood mess thrown around.
03:19:11
And there's evidence flooding in that region, internet era,
03:19:14
the Younger Dryas event. Well, a pretty Younger Dryas event.
03:19:16
In fact, the song of Ice Age water levels rose.
03:19:18
But let's just get all the possibilities here.
03:19:20
What mainstream academics tells us
03:19:21
is that this is a blending between mythology and history.
03:19:23
Reason people already post blood is real people,
03:19:25
the Kings list is telling us, is that these rulers from Pre-Flood
03:19:28
came from the heavens, Soviets or extraterrestrials.
03:19:30
We don't have to decide. Let's throw out all the options. See?
03:19:33
So? So that's one possibility.
03:19:34
Would we buy extraterrestrials?
03:19:36
And then they handed off rulership to ourselves and rule ourselves
03:19:38
that that was the reason for the huge drop off in years.
03:19:41
They were supernatural God.
03:19:42
They were pantheon of the supernatural powers,
03:19:45
and they were immortal and could only be killed by each other.
03:19:47
And they ruled in the same. They handed off to us after the flood.
03:19:50
How about this one?
03:19:50
It wasn't more along the lines
03:19:52
of mythology turned history, but how about the end for celestial eras?
03:19:56
These people pay a lot of attention to what was going on in the sky.
03:19:58
Maybe they were talking
03:19:59
about the movement of the heavenly bodies, which take thousands of years,
03:20:01
and they had unbelievable amount of information about this.
03:20:03
But the flood myth from us, them to me, they said they pass along
03:20:06
books or knowledge
03:20:07
of these astrological astronomical cycles and they passed that law.
03:20:10
These are fibers from these catastrophic events.
03:20:12
Pass it along as an agricultural information
03:20:13
in some language, mathematics calendar.
03:20:15
So the people that we're talking about it but celestial bodies
03:20:18
to the 10,000 year rule, the rings that were just astronomical numbers.
03:20:22
But he was astronomical like this. I don't,
03:20:26
you know, for all the Brady.
03:20:30
That's a good ass monologue, right?
03:20:49
I'm on.
03:20:50
Come on
03:20:52
down.
03:20:54
I'm only going for myself.
03:20:56
And I know.
03:20:58
But he said what I asked him today.
03:21:01
What is
03:21:03
in his brain? Say?
03:21:07
Well, it's
03:21:09
good we
03:21:11
think.
03:21:11
Right?
03:21:17
We're aliens.
03:21:21
Hell, yeah. Oh!
03:21:30
How did it take this other.
03:21:33
Oh 1117?
03:21:35
Maybe
03:21:37
it's a reasonable time to go.
03:21:40
Oh, so.
03:21:44
I know this
03:21:45
anything.
03:21:50
On this.
03:21:52
And every night that really
03:21:57
is technically,
03:22:00
I don't see any
03:22:03
where this is really.
03:22:11
Really
03:22:13
fundamental.
03:22:15
Okay, give me the.
03:22:28
Son of a bitch.
03:22:30
I was waiting for that text.
03:22:32
All I got was a text about a body mind dualism.
03:22:36
Shut up. The could.
03:22:38
Okay, I don't think body mind dualism is possible.
03:22:45
Yeah, just
03:22:47
you can argue against that, but you cannot make that
03:22:50
as your main argument against anything else, though
03:22:53
there's clearly something else between quantum physics and physical physics.
03:22:58
Physical physics that's superfluous.
03:23:04
You got anything?
03:23:05
Otherwise, I'm just going to go through these mash ups till it's done.
03:23:08
No, no, I think I'm,
03:23:11
I think,
03:23:13
I think I think you're as above.
03:23:16
Yeah, yeah.
03:23:17
Or below me liquid.
03:23:20
Yeah.
03:23:21
Two cups.
03:23:22
I get a lot of my quotient,
03:23:25
but it's like the club.
03:23:28
I take the body lunches.
03:23:29
That Kool-Aid that you ever run before.
03:23:32
November also.
03:23:33
So what, we don't forget it till we don't want
03:23:37
any more.
03:23:40
151 Apple juice
03:23:44
in the morning. Don't make any.
03:23:46
Gotta go. Gotta be celebrate.
03:23:48
So we go to the cops.
03:23:50
Cop one what did he say?
03:23:54
I never get the money.
03:23:55
No names baby, go. Come.
03:23:58
What did you say?
03:24:00
Come to the cops.
03:24:01
Got trouble I before what's been able to break?
03:24:06
Go one up.
03:24:07
The one to under the the three balls on the top.
03:24:14
To trying to tell her to do the. Yes.
03:24:17
I even do l words and they funny.
03:24:19
But you they like the trick in the jail words the movies.
03:24:22
If I'm about to get camera on me,
03:24:27
let me see what I that we can mix that up.
03:24:29
And then I say we come up.
03:24:31
So like our ratings originate in Kansas City, Missouri since 1995.
03:24:36
Baby, baby baby, gotta come to celebrate.
03:24:40
So don't stop to the farm vendor.
03:24:43
I need a trucker name to really come up on the
03:24:45
when the party is under change and say to the people coming
03:24:48
in, I remains ain't incarcerated, baby, I'm trying to make you my name.
03:24:52
He's for the rest of the night.
03:24:54
You're your sexy. You try to come home. We got see
03:24:57
in your eyes.
03:24:58
He's a 12:00 man I'm roll I go down but I'm back in the crowd.
03:25:02
That's all I know to hear up my wife I see the lights in his eyes.
03:25:08
Coming I might make A1A song I brought up I.
03:25:11
Once I get up on him, I can do my thing.
03:25:13
I got a hey, but I got but I cannot, he cannot.
03:25:18
So we got what I wanted.
03:25:20
One more pineapple juice and I a pizza.
03:25:24
All done baby, gotta go, gotta celebrate.
03:25:28
So we go up to the place.
03:25:31
Don't stop till the cops come.
03:25:35
What did he say?
03:25:53
I thought there was one more.
03:25:54
Oh, yeah.
03:25:54
There's one more.
03:26:09
Happy tax day, everybody.
03:26:11
Tomorrow.
03:26:11
Happy tax day tomorrow.
03:26:15
This is not tax advice but from my understanding income tax is voluntary.
03:26:22
But apparently there's all
03:26:23
kinds of documentation to back it up.
03:26:27
I wish I had the luxury
03:26:28
to challenge that, but I don't
03:26:31
luxury meeting money.
03:26:46
Thinks the kid.
03:26:55
Has above.
03:26:55
So below.
03:26:57
I was tired of my.
03:27:06
Life.
03:27:07
And if you like that.
03:27:09
Come on. Us
03:27:12
get. Come in the rain.
03:27:15
If you're gonna take your.
03:27:18
If you have a brain, you.
03:27:21
If you'd like making love the day
03:27:25
people.
03:27:26
My my 10 p.m. eastern.
03:27:29
Yeah.
03:27:29
I don't hide behind hardly at all.
03:27:35
It's.
03:27:44
The one nobody's born with.
03:27:49
That.
03:27:51
Yes, I like that.
03:27:52
But I'm gonna
03:27:54
get caught in the rain
03:27:58
at the back around the.
03:27:59
Is that we're play on stage.
03:28:12
And once you.
03:28:17
And you smile in an instant.
03:28:24
It was home.
03:28:25
I believe.
03:28:28
It. And we laugh.
03:28:34
Since I
03:28:37
and the Facebook and
03:28:40
if I make it.
03:28:41
Love it.
03:28:52
We thanks the kid
03:28:54
could nothing to do that.
03:28:57
Are you.
03:28:58
I think I got like ten minutes into it and I was like, I'll finish this up later.
03:29:03
I see this boy.
03:29:10
Oh, there's a new Mortal Kombat movie.
03:29:12
Watch movie.
03:29:13
There's a new movie coming out, previews with you are weird.
03:29:17
People are saying it doesn't look.
03:29:18
That's me. Allison.
03:29:19
Suggestions?
03:29:20
Dude, watermelon blew the street guys mad.
03:29:22
I cooked everything they're using mostly wrestlers.
03:29:25
Rather. I'm sorry. Who are they? Wrestlers.
03:29:27
That's smart. Yeah, it seems kind of weird. Yeah.
03:29:30
Yes, I know it sets the storytelling bar.
03:29:33
Really? Really.
03:29:33
No way that some of you guys obviously don't want.
03:29:35
No offense. You.
03:29:38
I don't think so.
03:29:40
But maybe.
03:29:40
No, because the. They're not writing it. Exactly.
03:29:42
No. Randy RKO to my dad, he was at Royal Rumble this year.
03:29:49
I don't know how it all it'll all clear up on at WrestleMania.
03:29:52
I'm sure out against she knows how to take.
03:29:58
So they used the same guy.
03:30:01
Okay, that's what you're gonna do. You.
03:30:06
But like, I don't.
03:30:11
See what's going on.
03:30:13
He's over watching.
03:30:15
This guy's a little country.
03:30:16
Little too country, I know. Yeah, yeah.
03:30:20
Can you play my.
03:30:22
This is not a basement.
03:30:23
If you don't have me, I'll go.
03:30:25
This is a basement.
03:30:26
This is definitely a basic, but it's got, like, you have windows.
03:30:29
Yeah, I got.
03:30:32
My basements go somewhere.
03:30:33
There's there's nobody else on them.
03:30:36
Why don't you tell me I scammed you, bro?
03:30:38
Oh, it's because my volume is all the way down.
03:30:42
I looked down at the crime wave in the upper left.
03:30:44
You never give it not to learn.
03:30:46
It's within the radius that you were him.
03:30:48
That's the point. Always.
03:30:51
Why are you trying to,
03:30:54
You got locked.
03:30:55
I've in prison now. Be right.
03:30:58
Got me to play this.
03:31:00
You I trying to get in nobody I don't know, I'm helping you so
03:31:06
I know you know, this sounds like something about,
03:31:10
like, before we're gonna play me.
03:31:13
Yeah.
03:31:14
Come.
03:31:14
Coming. Say,
03:31:17
you know,
03:31:20
we like.
03:31:22
Let me tell you,
03:31:24
I think this is the best way around the world,
03:31:28
because he's not gonna tell us
03:31:31
so let me let.
03:31:36
You will say.
03:31:40
How can you say.
03:31:46
So this is his basement.
03:31:48
So much better.
03:31:49
Now, the bed behind him, right?
03:31:51
Yeah. There's definitely a bed.
03:31:52
Usually a bunch of old dogs on there scratching with fleas.
03:31:59
Love my wife.
03:32:02
I love it, so I played it again.
03:32:05
88, 90%, $5.
03:32:08
Being at the big five. Man.
03:32:09
Let's go the fuck, bro, and go get.
03:32:15
The room.
03:32:16
Try giving me some help.
03:32:21
He's going to.
03:32:22
He's going to play the.
03:32:23
Oh, I don't think so.
03:32:25
He's had 200 women.
03:32:27
Okay, so, you know, when you
03:32:32
back my 3030 on the door break, but, you know, I'm not going to here.
03:32:35
I'm not going to.
03:32:37
So one name.
03:32:38
Oh he's boy his camouflage there.
03:32:40
The girls say oh you made a side.
03:32:43
Stop talk.
03:32:45
Fucking loser.
03:32:46
Coward coward loser.
03:32:48
Fucking come.
03:32:51
You got the worst you to buy.
03:32:55
Wish you go back my third for only going right to move
03:33:00
bird farm buying friends I've been the way it is.
03:33:04
It is.
03:33:04
This is so crazy. Camera.
03:33:06
Because it's $1 million.
03:33:08
Are there again?
03:33:11
That's his song.
03:33:12
Say thank you for the don't over there.
03:33:14
That song is as I made.
03:33:19
No, I not me.
03:33:20
Okay, as hard as Ram this truck
03:33:24
is, it's bad because I like I like it I can't wait.
03:33:28
Out you go.
03:33:29
Yeah you get you win, you win.
03:33:31
Bro I can't play that one.
03:33:33
He's a fucking loser.
03:33:35
Wait. He can't hear your audio.
03:33:37
How do you make him say cock? Jesus. There.
03:33:39
You know, bro, you heard it.
03:33:41
I know you heard it. I'm going to rewind it.
03:33:43
Fucking loser. Coward!
03:33:45
That song is ass.
03:33:48
Listen, listen,
03:33:50
I thought we had a song as Ram.
03:33:53
You just say it with the day five.
03:33:55
But then that day,
03:33:58
I can't hear what you call.
03:33:59
Yeah, yeah. You want.
03:34:02
You did. But there was a lot of.
03:34:03
There was like, a bunch of dingo things in there, and it wasn't.
03:34:05
There they go. Dang, it was a dang oh, dang.
03:34:08
It's not a dingo dig. It's a dang. Oh, dang dang.
03:34:10
Did they go dang dang dang dang dang dang dang.
03:34:13
No no.
03:34:17
Right back to the country.
03:34:19
They got you kidding me thing.
03:34:22
Dang that thing.
03:34:23
Now I'm going to spin the wheel.
03:34:24
But I know it's not going to say shit for us today.
03:34:26
So next week on fledge ramps since it is 420, Monday is 420
03:34:31
and and all of like what
03:34:35
we will be doing, we'd.
03:34:38
So why people who blocked
03:34:41
the fledge rants live this week we will be doing drugs.
03:34:46
You heard me right.
03:34:47
Drugs next week.
03:34:54
Do. Well, let me check the front page here.
03:35:00
Every. Do that.
03:35:02
Check the back page of the news paper.
03:35:06
You know, that's what it's called to the news.
03:35:11
Now the news is different.
03:35:12
There's no paper involved.
03:35:14
Newspaper is a synonymous word
03:35:16
to stand for collection of organized news.
03:35:19
Stop it.
03:35:20
30 viewers. Wrong.
03:35:22
Taking the number.
03:35:30
What?
03:35:33
Stop.
03:35:36
I just I don't believe it.
03:35:38
So what's
03:35:41
the paper, anyway? You.
03:35:45
Don't even play.
03:35:50
Where's the baby girl?
03:35:51
I don't need Peter doing vlogger.
03:35:53
This shit's.
03:35:54
Oh, girl, baby girl.
03:35:56
You know that shit it can do. Did I show you? All right.
03:35:58
Don't even play.
03:36:01
That is absolutely unacceptable.
03:36:03
How dare you?
03:36:04
A fan of another person who's keep going with the thumbs up?
03:36:09
We have ten.
03:36:10
Do you do you know on Tumblr?
03:36:13
Might only shows two.
03:36:14
Knows every.
03:36:16
Well, you'll have to refresh them at the end of it.
03:36:20
All right I'm going to refresh.
03:36:23
Yep. Ten.
03:36:24
It doesn't
03:36:26
and record I'm not sure it ten please.
03:36:32
And take
03:36:33
we're going to pass off to this guy I don't know if he's entertaining enough
03:36:36
right now.
03:36:37
Is other.
03:36:40
Holy light.
03:36:41
No. Yeah. No, she's doing this.
03:36:44
Holy shit. Ooh.
03:36:49
She's. Man.
03:36:50
Yeah, but she's got a thousand viewers.
03:36:52
Shut the fuck up, kid.
03:36:54
Or he's got 62 viewers and a thousand bots.
03:36:57
I'm boy, you're stupid.
03:37:00
Son of a bitch.
03:37:03
We've got, fledge rants, alcohol.
03:37:06
Oh, yeah. What do you think about Trump? Jesus.
03:37:08
What do you think about Trump's Jesus picture?
03:37:11
People lost their mind.
03:37:13
Yeah. He retweeted this picture of him right there.
03:37:15
That's him
03:37:16
healing some dude.
03:37:18
It was dumb.
03:37:20
But then what made it worse is I was like, I don't really care what he tweets out.
03:37:22
He's kind of a no filtered president, which I appreciate.
03:37:26
He said, oh, I'm sorry, I thought it was a doctor, not Jesus.
03:37:29
And then he deleted it, which I kind of lost respect for that.
03:37:32
Jeff O'Hearn, unlicensed therapist.
03:37:34
We looked at him before. He just tells me, bag me.
03:37:37
This is deer flag, but for real.
03:37:40
All right, let's get,
03:37:41
let's get out of here and get back to,
03:37:44
Get back to him.
03:37:45
Okay. My the asshole for not returning a ring.
03:37:47
This one is going to be controversial, so let's get in it.
03:37:49
Let's go returning a ring.
03:37:51
Oh, right after engagement.
03:37:53
Boom shot.
03:37:53
Oh, no. Now you're talking.
03:37:55
Now you're talking.
03:37:56
My. The hassle for not returning a ring.
03:37:59
We assume to that you asked her to.
03:38:02
Did she ask you?
03:38:03
I'm not my mother.
03:38:04
This is 2026, I think it's. Excuse me.
03:38:07
So she spent four of my.
03:38:09
She spent four grand on your ring up.
03:38:12
Restrepo. Case by case basis. You know,
03:38:15
like, if you do a real engagement or did you just add to put a ring on it?
03:38:19
You set a date, that's the important thing.
03:38:21
Or, you know, yeah. For the next ten years,
03:38:25
I'm asking not asking for the day, obviously.
03:38:27
No, I do not make sure it's not on a Monday.
03:38:31
Spend a certain amount of money on the ring and if you that's
03:38:34
cheaper on them, on the sheet on or you just do something really.
03:38:38
Oh no. Yeah. It's cheaper on a Sunday to.
03:38:40
But I wouldn't recommend it. I don't know nothing about it.
03:38:42
You know.
03:38:44
I don't know, man.
03:38:45
You should return the ring. You know, I did.
03:38:48
I saved a fortune.
03:38:49
We we did it.
03:38:50
And it, like, everybody wants to get married in June.
03:38:53
June wedding. But if you know, if it.
03:38:54
But everything is three times as much in June.
03:38:56
Like smaller things, you know, it's like then
03:38:59
because, you know, everybody wants to book.
03:39:01
What is it their book is late. Let's. Fine.
03:39:03
We booked in late. As late as this.
03:39:05
The season, as you possibly could face is I don't think there's a slowdown
03:39:09
whether or not she would turn into Polish food.
03:39:11
That's another good advice. Polish food at your wedding.
03:39:17
Can't go wrong.
03:39:18
Tell me what to do.
03:39:21
Don't have Polish food.
03:39:26
Yeah, there's nobody.
03:39:30
I think that's why we have a few more viewers.
03:39:31
Because there's nothing.
03:39:34
Nothing.
03:39:35
Then we got nothing.
03:39:38
No. Yeah. I'm out.
03:39:39
I'm totally out. Signing off.
03:39:43
Check us out the next week, 10 p.m.
03:39:44
Rumble.
03:39:46
We whatever the fuck
03:39:48
Vlad rants.
03:39:49
Listen to the retard rant.
03:39:51
I'm still going over to Alabama
03:39:54
just because we have to do the raid, I guess.
03:39:57
He's like the only one actually trying.
03:39:59
At least he's like doing something.
03:40:02
The other guy was like just, oh, do you keep the ring?
03:40:04
No, you don't keep the rings.
03:40:08
You shouldn't keep the ring.
03:40:10
This guy's always playing the fucking guitar and trying to, despite the it.
03:40:18
All right.
03:40:18
You got to notice our raid, motherfucker.
03:40:20
See, we just raided fucking hillbilly gym over here.
03:40:23
Goddamn it, you son of a bitch.
03:40:26
Just playing.
03:40:32
Easy.
03:40:37
I just asked him
03:40:38
if he knows how to play long ago and far away.
03:40:45
They. You?
03:40:48
It still shows. Is my wrong name.
03:40:50
Like, you know, some stars from dinner to play.
03:40:55
Long ago and far, I was a fucking loser. You.
03:41:01
Probably my.
03:41:02
He's googling it. Holy shit, he's googling.
03:41:05
It's a joke.
03:41:06
Do you know how to play? Long ago.
03:41:07
And far away. Especially far away.
03:41:09
Far away.
03:41:16
Oh, dear.
03:41:17
I don't think he got it.
03:41:19
Yeah, maybe we should. You already give him.
03:41:22
Yeah, yeah I did.
03:41:22
Yeah, we're in there. And,
03:41:28
He's a fucking loser.
03:41:29
I don't even care. Really?
03:41:31
You're blasting a song about an absentee father for the last hour,
03:41:35
and it's my first day.
03:41:37
That's will. Everything's. Gary, by the way,
03:41:40
we got spaced out.
03:41:41
You freak out your first day of work.
03:41:43
It's not even the best song on the album.
03:41:45
The best song is the one about the guy swimming out past the breakers.
03:41:48
I don't even know who the fuck sings this dude.
03:41:50
It's Everclear. Look him on.
03:41:53
Fuck the name of the song.
03:41:55
It's like Monica.
03:42:04
Yeah, yeah,
03:42:07
well, I used to live with your host,
03:42:12
hungover and dreaming of your friends.
03:42:14
Trust
03:42:17
arrested against me.
03:42:18
You. I.
03:42:21
Shots on my wrist
03:42:23
and the blue eyes fly with a big black jacket
03:42:27
I go to the break up
03:42:31
I do believe I find a better watch. Play
03:42:36
I don't want to say the goodbyes.
03:42:40
I don't wanna fall into your atheist friends anymore.
03:42:45
I just want to pick up some palm trees.
03:42:49
Never try it.
03:42:50
Just shake and pray away on your knees.
03:42:55
We can't fly.
03:42:56
Red love unsolved literature,
03:43:01
he said try out your mind
03:43:05
to pass out the black out.
03:43:08
So watch the signs.
03:43:11
I am now.
03:43:14
We can't fly away for a long time.
03:43:18
The question came up.
03:43:21
So you're out of your mind.
03:43:25
The way
03:43:28
you watch the time die.
03:43:31
000 yeah. Hey.