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So that's the I live it every time.
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I know where I'm blazing.
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I like the from China to another world Bowl after bowl.
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Aguila
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I knew that sunset.
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I fight to find the light.
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It's dark. Monday, 10 p.m. eastern.
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Cause I don't wanna leave you the crushing, unflattering.
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Because you don't know if I'm in my underwear.
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Under my white lab coat,
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I saw last year that,
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like, spark the vein.
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Come on, let's go there.
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Let's ask is that they show us.
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Can we get much higher up?
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They sure blaze away, red, I you see,
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how can we get much higher?
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To a blaze away.
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All see weed.
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Although I would like to have all my stash to bake.
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It helps me to appreciate not starting
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a Leo dance in those clouds.
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Whoa, whoa.
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For my friend, I sacrifice all these rounds.
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If I can make the world in my buds the same.
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The only difference is we'd invite Roy to come.
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I'm gonna call my you.
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So let's go there.
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Monday, 10 p.m.
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eastern.
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Oh, let's go there.
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Let's ask, is there I think? Yes.
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Here we get much higher up.
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To a blaze away
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yet I see.
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Shall we get much higher up
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to a place?
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We'll see.
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We are.
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Getting up high
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I feel like I could rain for the very first time.
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We gotta get to Taco Bell.
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Stand up I am.
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I baked enough to take this round
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and make it my set up.
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I am, I baked enough to take this rounds
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and make it mine.
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Hey, hey.
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Can we get much fire?
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To a place
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where red I see.
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Can we get more high up
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to a place we
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oh see we
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can we get much higher?
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Yo, does anyone have a lighter?
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Can we get your high?
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I'm stuck to the cushion, man.
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Hey, to a place we all see.
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We? Yeah.
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Pass the chips.
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Yeah, we getting
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much higher.
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Wait, what was I saying?
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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It's just a scripted comedy show.
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These guys are not experts,
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doctors, lawyers, therapists, or even particularly, well,
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adjusting everything you hear
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Any resemblance to real people events is purely coincidental and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage, cognitive
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from H.R.
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will be hearing about this. By the way.
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Hi, Dave.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing,
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or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
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La la la la la la mode.
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Poop poop
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poop.
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E. Boom!
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Pick up.
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I'm. Hum,
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hum, hum, hum.
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Roll them up.
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Do you want me?
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On I'm Gary
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and welcome to Fladge Rants Live weed
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addition.
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This is the national holiday.
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And forgive me, I'm outside of my wheelhouse a bit on this.
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I'm what they call a lightweight, so I might get some of the facts
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wrong, but, bear with me here, because the
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is nothing.
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Nothing gets my goat quite like,
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a good conspiracy theory.
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But one thing that does
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is a good old fashioned conspiracy.
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This one is a fact.
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Let's see.
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Let's go back to, the Mexican Revolution.
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A lot of Mexicans moved north to escape,
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violence and fear for their safety.
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And in the American Southwest,
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some racists felt it was a problem,
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and the government decided to get involved.
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And one of the things that the the Hispanic Latino
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culture brought with them was the smoking of marijuana.
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Well,
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that made it very easy to
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pinpoint them
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and pick one of their activities to.
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Perform search and seizures.
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And so they vilified it.
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And instead of calling it cannabis or cannabinoids or,
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or weed
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or pot
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or ganja or dodge, there's a ton of names.
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I don't need to go into all of them yet.
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But that would be a fun little rant.
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Another minority group
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that was enjoying and indulging in the smoking pot
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was black jazz musicians.
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Which brings us to another couple of names.
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Hippie lettuce, electric lettuce,
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and jazz cigarets.
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Anyway, so those two minority groups
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were singled out in this war on drugs.
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The lies that they told us this war on drugs
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were as follows.
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We will make you violent criminals.
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That is so false.
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It's laughable.
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If anything, we'd made it more laid back.
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Matter of fact, try this social experiment.
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If you feel like committing a violent act,
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smoke the doobie.
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Tell me how you feel after that.
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And if you feel still feel like doing a violent act.
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You're a bad person.
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The next thing they told us was that it's a gateway drug.
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That is patently not true.
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It is not my drug of choice, and I'll freely admit that.
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But I am, however, not against it in any way, shape or form.
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If I had to choose
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between an inebriated drunk driver
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or an affected stoner,
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I would rather be
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share the roadway with the stoner and,
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I'm not saying it doesn't affect your driving.
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It affects your your timing.
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Your reflexes are slowed.
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Your your cognitive abilities are dulled.
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So there is a direct and immediate effect.
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So I'm not saying this this doesn't make you a worse driver.
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It does.
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But I've never heard of opioid overdose.
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So why do we call it weed?
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Hey, crows is hardy.
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It doesn't require a lot of dirt. And,
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some of it requires,
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a drier climate, some more humid climate.
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And I'll get into that.
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That's the difference between, sativa and indica.
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So let's get into that right now, there are two types of weed.
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Indica and sativa.
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The indica, from India, China, that area,
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that that grows, shorter, fatter,
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higher CBD content,
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sativa took from incredibly tall, grows super tall.
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And that's the strain that have comes from now have built
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all of the first navies.
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So national security came down to who could grow the most hemp.
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It really did.
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George Washington grew hemp.
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So, this was important in rope making.
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It made very strong rope and rope is essential in building a navy.
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So, in fact, the some of the first colonists in the southern
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region where you can actually grow sativa,
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were forced to grow hemp
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for the the naval effort.
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So, let's see if I can get all the, the properties here.
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So, indica, short and fat.
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Also, the leaves are, are fatter,
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like the city, but has thinner leaves.
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The sativa is higher in THC.
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The index is higher in CBD.
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Now, this these have been,
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artificially selected for
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almost 10,000 years.
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We've been manipulating
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weed.
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Crops for as long as we've been manipulating
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corn, rice, wheat and potatoes.
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That that's how important
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cannabis was.
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And I used to think that that cannabis was a dirty word.
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Like like if you call it cannabis, we can't be friends
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because that's like the technical name that only people lab grown to use.
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Well,
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we stopped using it here
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when we had those stupid fake war on drugs,
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and we decided to start calling it marijuana,
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which was the Hispanic name, and we wanted to make it sound foreign.
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And we and I say we, I mean, the powers
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that be that turned us against
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ourselves, basically.
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So, Yeah, it sounds like I've been smoking it already.
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I forgot where I was,
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and it does, it does make you a little duller, a little dumber.
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And I, I kind of pride myself on being smart.
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I like I value being smart,
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and that's why I.
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And I'm not. I have you read smoker.
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I don't
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I don't go to the dispensary.
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So I don't really know what I'm talking about here.
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But most of the stuff you get at the dispensaries is going to be
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a hybrid between the the sativa and the indica.
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And, it's for, more balanced effects.
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Let's see if I can remember the, so, the basic difference between sativa
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and indica, besides being tall and short, bushy,
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and the, the making of the hemp as opposed to a medicinal use,
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because they both actually have medicinal uses.
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But, I should probably just look this up
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because, the, the CBD.
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So indica, helps with insomnia, pain,
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inflammation, muscle spasms, epilepsy and glaucoma.
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City was known to help for depression, headaches, nausea and loss of appetite.
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And that makes me giggle because the the munchies.
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So I'm not going to
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smoke down for for 20.
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Sorry.
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That's just it's just not my cup of tea.
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It's that's that's not my jam.
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So, if you're,
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sorry to disappoint you and I.
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I didn't come prepared, but have you for 20 nonetheless.
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This is
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this is my voice of choice.
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Now,
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There's more to the conspiracy.
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There's more to the the history.
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So I'll just get into the the religious aspect.
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Not as crazy
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as Scientology, but in the same range
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as the church of the Latter day Saints.
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Is the Rastafarian religion.
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Back in 1940, Marcus Garvey
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had a prophecy
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that a black man would be made king
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and he would be the King of kings and the second coming of Christ.
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Well,
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it didn't really catch on right away until
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Highly Selassie was crowned King of Ethiopia
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some 12 years after the prophecy, and.
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His name?
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Rastafari
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Makonnen.
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So his name was Rastafari.
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But then he was.
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He changed his name as the Emperor of Ethiopia
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to Highly Selassie, which means King of Kings.
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So highly Selassie becomes
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the King of Ethiopia and the Rastafarians
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believe that he is the second coming of Christ,
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and it didn't really get
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going until he was ousted from power.
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Brought back to power,
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visited Jamaica.
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He got off the plane, and one of the people that saw him was,
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Bob Marley's girlfriend at the time.
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And he was in Rastafari.
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And yet she came back from the rally.
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So packed up he converted to Rastafarian ism, started
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singing about Rastafari,
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and then it really took off.
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When he died, it kind of died down with him.
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But here's some of the the the key attributes of Rastafarian ism.
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Smoking weed
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and the it's not legal in Jamaica,
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but this is a key thing to think about
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if you're
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moral
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commitments and your religious obligations
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are not lawful,
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will that stop you from practicing them?
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I bet they won't.
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They shouldn't.
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And, as a matter of fact,
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here are the United States of America.
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They are, it is a class one narcotic.
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And now they've been talking about
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not going down to the class three or or,
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the, the, the third stage down from that.
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But, but right now, federal law
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says, weed is illegal in the United States of America.
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However, 20 different states,
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have approved it legally for recreational use.
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Some 32 have for medicinal use.
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And, in Washington DC and, and some of the rest,
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still have it outlawed, but most of them have it at least
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decriminalize is like 3 or 4 states that still criminal to possess marijuana.
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And why is 420, a key to all of this?
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I falsely believe that it was,
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police code for possession of marijuana.
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That is not true.
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But it was.
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Oh, yeah.
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And I think someone said that to me.
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I believe that I bought it hook, line and sinker.
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I don't know, I don't I didn't know any better.
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So, I have that wrong.
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But what it really was was the time that they would,
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they would get together and smoke because it was not legal.
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And it's, it's still a weird subculture
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and, still, you know, filthy hippies.
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Those filthy hippies.
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I've always been I've been a disc golfer for over 20 years now.
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And that's a group that is fairly synonymous with weed smoking.
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And it doesn't affect me.
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I don't I don't care if, people see me as a weed smoker because I,
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the disc golf, I, I'm not against it.
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I just it's just not my thing.
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It's not my jam.
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The, now, the Stone age theory,
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has been mentioned on the show before, and it is very interesting.
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And it's the way psychoactive chemicals,
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alter, paths of thought in your mind.
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And for that role, the clip Brady.
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Temporary path out with the
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song from a permanent path, a beautiful metaphor.
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Psychedelics gives you a path, a temporary path out that can become
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a permanent path, a beautiful metaphor that one of the neuroscientists
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I interviewed, said, think of the mind as a hill
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covered in snow, and every thought is a sled going down the hill.
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And over time, the sleds form these grooves,
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and after a while, you can't go down the hill without falling
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into one of those grooves.
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The psychedelic is like a fresh snowfall.
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It fills all the grooves and allows you to take another path down the hill.
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Then a beautiful metaphor.
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Yeah, it's psychedelics.
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Gives you a path, a temporary path out the.
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So it kind of goes along with the stone ape theory,
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which is basically, mushrooms.
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Psilocybin mushrooms have been, I draw your pictures.
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Hilarious.
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The,
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the the the passenger,
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your mind were broadened or expanded by,
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magic mushrooms.
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And the,
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mushroom colonies are actually intelligent,
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forces behind the development of humanity.
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It's an interesting concept.
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It might not be true.
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What I find interesting, especially with, George's picture right
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there, is, is
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when you do something that is not in your own best interest.
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It reminds me. Okay.
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It brings me back to my main point of who is at the helm.
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And, a great example of
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this is people portraits syndrome,
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where they can't control what they blurt out
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or someone who shouldn't be driving,
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hopping in the car for a joyride
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on an ill fated night
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and getting everybody involved in a bunch of trouble.
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And, that's fine.
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I'm comparing all things,
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you think?
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And these two things are completely unrelated.
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Like, someone left this to me in my barn,
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and I.
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Was just in someone left to do with my barn,
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and I found it.
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Look, drugs applaud a presidential executive order that could reboot research
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on. But Vermont had a psychedelics therapy working group.
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But that group took a wait and see approach.
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Over the weekend, President Trump
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loosened restrictions on psychedelic drug therapy research.
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That includes finding out whether LSD that includes
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psilocybin mushrooms in Ibiza can help with PTSD and drug addiction.
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Local advocates say the executive order will expedite the FDA drugs
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to get over drugs.
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The wait and see approach is now.
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It's an ongoing signal from the U.S government.
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We're ready to move this forward.
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I'm hoping that lawmakers in January
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will stand up a couple of bills and we'll see where it goes.
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But alas, the show is not called mushrooms.
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No. Is that next week?
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Mushrooms are still illegal, she said.
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Oh, yeah.
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No no, I, I saw I was looking into this
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and I saw a study on the mushrooms.
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There was, three,
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pardon me, three stages of the testing.
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One was a microdose, which made the,
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the test subjects see colors and details more vividly.
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So it improved eyesight somehow.
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The second, you know, dose level,
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opened up the new pathways in your mind, like I was talking about
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and started into the loss of ego.
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And, and then, the third overdose,
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was, life changing,
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philosophical, but, but positive results.
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So I thought that was interesting.
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So at each of the three levels,
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there were increasingly positive results from this test.
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I can't take the test. Then I don't need to.
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So that.
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We should try to cite some facts though.
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This says that for 20 originated in 1971 with a group of five students
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at San Rafael High School in California known as the Waldo's,
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who use the term as code for meeting and for 20 not to smoke weed,
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but to search for an abandoned cannabis patch.
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Then, after they coined their findings,
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they happened to they happened to hook up with the Grateful Dead.
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The Waldo
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hung out with the bands in the band circle, helping it to spread the phrase,
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as noted by a friend
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for 20 or the Waldo's or where, although
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both Where's
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Fort, Where's Waldo been for 20,
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the term was officially recognized and added to the Oxford
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English Dictionary in 2017.
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If you go out in California
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right now, I would be surprised if you didn't find a wild patch.
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That's why we call it weed. It grows.
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It's a you throw a handful of seeds out on the trail and come out next.
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And there's a big patch because it's hardy.
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I forget which one it was, but it requires very little soil
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and I forget already, which is in the corner.
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So to you, I learned that at the Hash Bash in Ann Arbor, Michigan, way back
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when that one of the people there that were advocating and protesting,
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I forgot what they called it.
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But the idea was basically because back then, believe it or not, young people,
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we had horrible weed full of seeds and it took like a good ten,
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15 minutes to clean it before you could roll it and smoke it.
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So they recommended everybody take those seeds and just throw them out
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your window as you drive.
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Just throw them in the ditch in every ditch.
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Throw them all over the country.
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Kind of like Johnny Appleseed, but Johnny Appleseed,
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it wasn't Hash Bash today.
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You never know.
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It's it's usually on April 1st or the closest Saturday to that.
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Oh, okay.
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Right.
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Do we also combine now with the Naked Mile?
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Oh, really?
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Yeah. Have you heard of the Naked Mile?
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Those filthy things in there.
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It's exactly what it sounds like.
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Yeah. Okay. I'm gonna.
00:27:40
That's for 20.
00:27:40
Contrary to myths, is not a police code for marijuana possession.
00:27:44
It's not based on the number of chemicals in cannabis.
00:27:47
And it's not directly related to the Bob Dylan song Rainy
00:27:50
Day women.
00:27:53
So the kids nowadays, instead of celebrating
00:27:56
420 their start, they celebrate June 7th
00:28:00
or rainy day.
00:28:00
Women had numbers in the title of the Rainy Day Women title.
00:28:03
Sorry, I didn't know that was part number.
00:28:05
Rainy Day Women number 12 and 35
00:28:10
1235.
00:28:11
Yeah. So that word is that the name of the title?
00:28:13
1235 are there 33 other that's the whole title.
00:28:17
Okay. No, it's the whole title.
00:28:20
Bob Dylan's a freaking retard.
00:28:22
Well, I said the retard word.
00:28:24
Well, you're gonna have to put it there.
00:28:27
Good.
00:28:27
Rhonda Rumble Jr, we don't have a really a lot to reach our rumble
00:28:32
except for the entire show, so we should just get through it.
00:28:36
Okay. Yeah.
00:28:37
I actually said in the template that
00:28:40
they wrote, they're perfectly appropriate for you to.
00:28:43
But I already said the the Rumble word.
00:28:46
That's all right.
00:28:46
Just so it's I think once or twice is okay.
00:28:49
It's when we just start
00:28:50
continually talking about it and then referencing
00:28:52
when we talk about it, that really sets us back. So we'll just carry on.
00:28:56
Since drew has an aversion to DJs, we should play the DJ clip
00:28:59
before he gets on.
00:29:00
I believe last I heard he was done.
00:29:03
We don't know where in the world draw is, but he was stoned.
00:29:06
Oh no.
00:29:08
Traveling to New York and he would never drive.
00:29:11
He would never drive, obviously, but traveling in an Uber stoned.
00:29:16
Yeah.
00:29:16
That's a that's all we've heard so far.
00:29:18
Welcome to hear the the monologue I don't I don't worry about stoned drivers.
00:29:23
Well I mean the slow reflexes is annoying.
00:29:25
Oh but I'm a different person, you know.
00:29:29
Oh wait. Hold on.
00:29:32
So I don't I don't condone doing anything under the influence, but are you implying
00:29:36
that if you were a little bit high, you couldn't drive
00:29:38
or you're driving would be somehow.
00:29:42
Wow. No, I'm saying that
00:29:43
I would trust the stoned driver over a drunk driver any day.
00:29:47
Oh, sure, sure, sure.
00:29:48
Yeah, I heard that commercial when I grew up of a bunch of young kids
00:29:51
at a drive through, and they hit a kid on a tricycle
00:29:54
because they were smoking at the drive through.
00:29:56
First of all, any half bright kid that we shouldn't eliminate from the,
00:30:01
What's that natural selection?
00:30:03
Yeah. Anybody that smoked weed never did it.
00:30:05
If you did it in a car, you never did it at a drive through.
00:30:09
Or if you did, that would be stupid.
00:30:11
Yeah.
00:30:11
Yeah, that's that is the way to get busted.
00:30:14
You get some mom with some kids.
00:30:16
You're about your age. Kezia thinks she's helping you.
00:30:20
Puts a little tracker in your hamburger, and the next thing you know,
00:30:23
cops are out in the middle of the woods where they never go.
00:30:26
How'd they know you were there?
00:30:28
Clearly, it was
00:30:30
the crazy old Karen at the Wendy's.
00:30:33
Yeah.
00:30:35
So you had mentioned that weed makes you stupider
00:30:39
or more stupid, if you will.
00:30:40
Yeah, I not sure.
00:30:44
So better jaws commentary on this is it's all fake
00:30:48
because, you know, it's morning disc jockeys.
00:30:50
But let's just imagine this won't be the best nine on one call I have ever heard.
00:30:55
This happened over in, in Idaho.
00:30:58
There's two guys traveling from Las Vegas up to Montana with over
00:31:02
20 pounds of marijuana in their car, according to court documents.
00:31:04
The two men were using some of that marijuana trafficking samples
00:31:07
to Idaho, where they said they felt like they were being followed by cops.
00:31:09
They call off the freeway, they call 911, and, well, we just got a call.
00:31:12
Okay. So they got a 20. We got they got.
00:31:15
All right. So.
00:31:18
I've never been this high.
00:31:21
Apparently I don't
00:31:23
even when I first started smoking I mean one time I thought my tongue was
00:31:29
like I thought it turned all the way upside down and then stuck like that
00:31:31
one time.
00:31:32
But, I mean, it was just just my cottonmouth probably, you know, but.
00:31:36
All right, let's just weed on them.
00:31:38
They smoke some so they have 20 pounds of weed on them.
00:31:41
They're traveling across the Idaho border.
00:31:43
It's a state border. It's not even like a country border.
00:31:46
And then they started freaking out. Hi.
00:31:48
Where are the huge dumb asses?
00:31:51
They got caught, trying to bring some stuff to the border, and.
00:31:55
Oh, you're constantly driving around this like a bunch of jackrabbits.
00:31:58
Okay, all of your cops are driving around us like a bunch of jack wagons.
00:32:03
They call 911 on themselves.
00:32:05
Yeah, by the way, the cops don't have them pulled over or anything at this point.
00:32:10
Oh, I don't even think there's cops around them.
00:32:12
No, there's cops just yelling where the cowboy dumbasses
00:32:17
are, and your cops are driving around like a bunch of jack wagons.
00:32:20
And I just would like you guys to end this video just ended.
00:32:23
If you could help me out with that. These are like, just give.
00:32:25
Get on. Okay, okay.
00:32:26
At this point, the 911 operators like, what do we got?
00:32:30
Okay.
00:32:31
We got future kind of breaking stuff across the our water.
00:32:34
Okay.
00:32:35
And yeah, I don't hear cops driving around and doing cars.
00:32:39
This I don't know what's what's the dealer's
00:32:41
bunch of cops driving around in civilian cars?
00:32:43
Cops driving around in civilian cars.
00:32:46
Also, not just regular traffic around.
00:32:50
I'm wondering if you could help us down.
00:32:52
Jordan asked where the weed at? Okay. Yeah.
00:32:55
How do you feel if you're not ready to be like,
00:32:58
oh my gosh, this guy is so high, he's not calling nine on one on himself.
00:33:01
I don't even know what I think.
00:33:03
Maybe call one of them.
00:33:03
I don't know, it's getting cold out here and I just want to.
00:33:06
Just getting cold out here.
00:33:07
Just call the cops, get warm and just get on with this whole thing. So.
00:33:10
Okay. Oh, your buddies around us.
00:33:12
So you can help us out would be great.
00:33:14
Oh, your buddy's arm.
00:33:16
There's no commuters on the way.
00:33:18
This is two guys with 20 pounds of weed on them calling 911. I'm
00:33:24
down pretty hard around nine, all right?
00:33:26
And it's just you, or is there anybody else with you?
00:33:28
It's me and my buddy that I brought with me.
00:33:31
And then we have a dog that we're going to bring back the owner, but.
00:33:34
Okay. Got a dog with them, too?
00:33:36
Yeah. She's a really nice dog. She's.
00:33:37
I mean, she's got a nice dog. Not mean simple.
00:33:40
So cool. Okay.
00:33:41
She's really cool with the car and do some food too, so.
00:33:44
Okay. The dog could use some food.
00:33:47
Oh, hold on just one second. Okay. Stay on the phone.
00:33:49
I mean, what do you what do you think?
00:33:50
At this point, if you're this 911 operator,
00:33:52
he almost has to call a timeout and just be like, is this real?
00:33:55
I get it, I get a is this a prank call?
00:33:58
And this sounds like a prank call. All right.
00:33:59
Thank you. Yeah, but he's got to take it seriously. Okay.
00:34:02
Nice guy.
00:34:03
He says okay, just hold on one second, okay?
00:34:06
Okay. It seems like a nice guy.
00:34:07
You want me to jump in the air and cook my nails by the.
00:34:09
He's tells his body, you want me to jump in the air and click my heels twice?
00:34:14
Or why?
00:34:15
This is 911 call.
00:34:16
Two guys so high they're calling 911 on them.
00:34:19
If you guys have you guys guns or weapons racing on it.
00:34:21
Oh good question there. Good question of any of that.
00:34:24
Sorry.
00:34:24
With that system okay. Cool snacks and stuff.
00:34:27
So just a bunch of snacks and stuff they have.
00:34:32
It's amazing.
00:34:33
I can't even imagine what this car looks like.
00:34:35
20 pounds of weed so high.
00:34:36
Just got snacks and a dog this year it's for this year.
00:34:40
Like you just carry and I just
00:34:42
walking away from the car troubles.
00:34:44
I'm having to stay away from them down in the works.
00:34:46
I don't know what's going on here. Okay.
00:34:48
Imagine them trying to just wait.
00:34:49
Like, what would you think if you drove?
00:34:51
I would think it's some kind of scam. And they want to.
00:34:53
They want me to pull over and help them, and then they're going to jack me.
00:34:57
I would never stop.
00:34:58
Somebody, unfortunately, somebody might desperately need help.
00:35:02
I'm never going to stop.
00:35:05
But what do you think?
00:35:06
If right.
00:35:08
What do you think if you stopped there, like.
00:35:10
All right. We know you're a cop. You've been following us all day.
00:35:13
We're just too high.
00:35:14
Just end it.
00:35:14
Just end it.
00:35:18
I don't even know what to do in that situation.
00:35:22
I even
00:35:23
requested, oh, oh,
00:35:27
that's a flash statement, and I don't even know what to do.
00:35:30
The first time.
00:35:31
I'm just waving at regular cars. Guy.
00:35:35
I don't know.
00:35:36
Is it possible to get this high just off? No.
00:35:40
Yo, this gets no in this weed. Yeah.
00:35:43
There's got to be something else in this weed.
00:35:44
I don't know if you can get that high just on weed.
00:35:47
They got out of their car in the cold and tried waving down cars
00:35:50
like, no, I mean, okay, I do have one of my, mark units.
00:35:54
He's on his way over there, so he said he's on his way to meet you, so.
00:35:58
All right. Thank you.
00:35:59
Holland, Suad and Leland. Ayala. Dollar.
00:36:02
We're charged with trafficking marijuana.
00:36:04
Police say when they showed up here, both men had their hands behind their head.
00:36:08
Surrender. They were in surrender. Shit.
00:36:11
Like they got off.
00:36:12
They told the cops they were surrendering.
00:36:14
And the marijuana, which was inside of a dog
00:36:16
kennel, was on the sidewalk ready for the police to take away.
00:36:20
And they had the wow outside the car in the dog cage just ready for them.
00:36:26
Take 20 pounds of weed in a bag.
00:36:29
That's got to be the greatest nine on one call I've ever heard.
00:36:32
We surrender.
00:36:33
How high do you have to be to call 911 on yourself and basically say like, yeah,
00:36:38
you're you're jack wagon cops are surrounding us
00:36:41
when this guy's like, we don't even know what's happening, sir, you got to. We.
00:36:45
All right, well, we'll come and get you.
00:36:47
And then they show up and it's just like you got us.
00:36:49
It's like, not really, but I.
00:36:54
That's pretty bad.
00:36:57
That's
00:36:58
that's a horrendous story.
00:37:01
I want it to be real, but it just they can't it can't we,
00:37:05
we have at least two more I'm so hi stories.
00:37:08
But they're going to have to be to rumble.
00:37:11
Okay.
00:37:13
I put in a couple that,
00:37:15
that I'll just play right now.
00:37:20
Real quick ones.
00:37:22
Where is the end of the list?
00:37:25
Wait, the ones you just put in.
00:37:28
What? Yeah.
00:37:30
So I don't have them in that order.
00:37:32
They're just in a new kind of order.
00:37:33
So you got a number, do you?
00:37:35
Can you look at the page, look up on your monitor?
00:37:38
Oh, wait. That's right.
00:37:39
Oh, yeah.
00:37:41
How about rationality?
00:37:42
Is that a long one? Short one. No.
00:37:46
So we're going to order.
00:37:47
We're we're skipping number three and four.
00:37:50
And I'm going right to five.
00:37:53
Yeah.
00:37:53
So you know I also decided that our and white as codes for Rumble and YouTube
00:38:00
stupid superfluous and unnecessary.
00:38:03
By the way if you want to look, do a farts look up.
00:38:09
Oh. I bet I say the the the redundant phrase.
00:38:13
Completely unnecessary.
00:38:17
A completely unnecessary amount of times.
00:38:20
Because if something's necessary, it's necessarily necessary.
00:38:24
So if something's not, that's so or unnecessary,
00:38:28
it is therefore completely unnecessary.
00:38:32
So let's hear me say completely unnecessary and look like an idiot.
00:38:35
Hit the evidence.
00:38:38
And I've been I've been saving for a while.
00:38:40
But at
00:38:42
history repeats itself.
00:38:44
If you're not, if you don't study history, you're doomed to repeat it.
00:38:48
It might not be lined up so.
00:38:52
Oh, let's just try another one.
00:38:56
Yeah, it's completely unnecessary.
00:38:58
Yeah.
00:38:58
So unfortunately, even labeling of the concept was to not repeat
00:39:03
a bullshit that happened before where we don't know what's for what.
00:39:07
So it's for us.
00:39:08
And that's where you completely just do it.
00:39:13
Wait a minute.
00:39:13
There you,
00:39:15
How many, how many are there?
00:39:17
That guy I don't know, there's very few.
00:39:20
They just came back. Oh, wow.
00:39:22
That was no Dan Brady.
00:39:24
2 to 1.
00:39:26
Sorry.
00:39:27
That's a kind of fold and clip, Brady.
00:39:29
But quality of feels just completely unnecessary to me.
00:39:34
Whoa.
00:39:35
Oh my gosh completely unnecessary.
00:39:37
I've pointed out many there too many reasons in three
00:39:42
that are probably completely unnecessary at this.
00:39:46
All right.
00:39:46
So rating guilty in this this history.
00:39:51
Oh I took the lead for to three.
00:39:53
Oh that's that's it. Well
00:39:56
that's oh.
00:39:59
A hundred times
00:40:00
you said completely unnecessary 875 showing the first 200.
00:40:05
But it's clearly only showing the first six.
00:40:08
That's all right. Oh man.
00:40:10
That's it.
00:40:11
I won that round I think I won four two.
00:40:13
Yeah, you did.
00:40:15
Yeah. You you cleaned up on it.
00:40:17
Hey, that basketball game last night that was disappointing two I did.
00:40:22
It's the first basketball game I've watched all year.
00:40:25
I'm not the basketball.
00:40:25
Yeah. Me too.
00:40:26
Wait, why is George's name in the middle?
00:40:28
No, I don't know what is happening there.
00:40:30
Everything is breaking. I can tell you that.
00:40:33
I've just finished my list of pistons.
00:40:36
Our hometown heroes.
00:40:39
Hey, they're a one seed.
00:40:40
You've just won the national championship.
00:40:43
And if you ask me, this area is the,
00:40:47
What is it? The.
00:40:48
That's the Mecca for basketball right now.
00:40:52
We're the the world capital of professional and
00:40:56
and college basketball.
00:40:59
Except that we lost.
00:41:00
What was I say?
00:41:03
I'm not saying all.
00:41:05
We'd make everybody all stupid.
00:41:07
Like, not all stoners sound like Tommy Chong.
00:41:13
Or, you know, Bob
00:41:15
Mance.
00:41:16
Yeah, man.
00:41:18
Well, that is Tommy.
00:41:20
Yeah. So?
00:41:24
So Bob's a caricature.
00:41:27
Yeah.
00:41:28
All right.
00:41:28
Try, what do you call me?
00:41:31
Like? He's not a caricature.
00:41:32
He's just an exaggeration of a character.
00:41:36
Oh, that's.
00:41:38
Yeah, that's what a caricature is. Oh,
00:41:41
then yes.
00:41:44
Yes. Okay. Yes.
00:41:48
I said no, but I meant, oh.
00:41:49
Yes.
00:41:53
No, I mean no.
00:41:58
I think this is good.
00:41:59
We make a decision and then we our species doesn't do rationality.
00:42:04
We rationalize, we make a decision, and then we sit there and make an argument
00:42:09
about why I would like to argue his complete premise.
00:42:14
I would like to make it my own beliefs that he is right.
00:42:19
Wait, okay, that's exactly what he's talking about.
00:42:21
Never mind. Right,
00:42:25
I so I have a kind of brain that rationalizes
00:42:27
that I can't think about anything else because his name is off to the it's
00:42:30
not in the left where it should be, and there's no reason for this.
00:42:34
And it's hard for me to think about anything else except
00:42:36
how did I forget his name in the half middle?
00:42:39
It's not even in the middle.
00:42:40
Yeah. So you're you're on mute draw.
00:42:43
But we've only seen, like, a brief glimpse of him.
00:42:47
Yeah, he's walking through some shitty signal.
00:42:49
I try to do that once. It's not fun.
00:42:51
So you can't really count on him or rely on him.
00:42:54
So we'll just make fun of him until he comes back.
00:42:57
That decision
00:42:58
was the right one, but the decision came first.
00:43:01
That's irrational.
00:43:03
That's not a rational way.
00:43:05
We believe a thing,
00:43:06
and then we do the research to back up the thing we believe instead of, yeah,
00:43:10
something to with validation and saying, I don't know what to believe.
00:43:14
Let me go do some research.
00:43:15
And then you come away after the research done.
00:43:17
Yeah.
00:43:18
It's real hard to argue your way out of that hole too.
00:43:20
Lots of people are stuck in the wrong
00:43:22
because of that exact thing he's talking about.
00:43:25
Yeah, try to look at every situation,
00:43:27
every situation in a completely brand new light.
00:43:31
It's a lot easier to say than it is to do.
00:43:36
Yeah, I did I said it in April.
00:43:41
Yeah, but we're still in the middle of this one.
00:43:43
We pick the thing we want to believe and work our way backwards.
00:43:47
And then of course, we we tunnel now with their stupid devices.
00:43:51
Are these conspiracy theories.
00:43:53
We pick countries we hate,
00:43:56
and we and we focus on this and we, like, root for them.
00:43:59
Like we're rooting for teams in the World Cup instead.
00:44:03
Oh hold on.
00:44:04
You know, he just said that. But it's backwards.
00:44:06
I believe the world powers that be created the World Cup to help prevent wars.
00:44:11
Now follow me here
00:44:13
if you can like put your badge and your nationality on something.
00:44:16
Go root for them and win or lose, and then go home without anybody
00:44:20
getting seriously hurt. Unless, of course, you're in the hooligans.
00:44:22
Well, if we're to decide a conflict with just a game, that'd be great.
00:44:28
Well, we are.
00:44:28
I mean, we are not really a conflict cause nothing's getting resolved.
00:44:31
But the angst that we have, the pressure that we feel that we need to be to.
00:44:35
Oh, I'm a slight relief valve.
00:44:38
Instead of going to war.
00:44:39
Now we're rooting for our own
00:44:41
little gladiators and barbarians, but they're in NFL and NBA.
00:44:44
I think we've got more wars going on right now than ever before in history.
00:44:49
We, as in the United States, or we as in humans.
00:44:54
As those my only two options
00:44:56
for my particular inquiry at this moment. Yes,
00:45:00
because I'm wondering if you need something other than hold on.
00:45:03
Do you mean something other than those two things?
00:45:07
I'll play your silly little object. Yes.
00:45:10
Obtuse. Okay. Currently, no.
00:45:13
The entire universe.
00:45:15
Oh, so you're talking.
00:45:16
There have been.
00:45:16
At any point in the history of the universe.
00:45:21
Have there been more wars going on in the universe?
00:45:25
So I don't see that. Right?
00:45:27
I don't like your I don't like your metric,
00:45:29
because there could have only been one war that encompassed the entire planet.
00:45:32
But does that only count as one? Yep.
00:45:37
So yes, that was silly.
00:45:39
Metric. Yes,
00:45:43
this is a weird show.
00:45:44
Anything goes. A lot of regular
00:45:48
any and everybody.
00:45:49
And I just can't figure out it's 2026.
00:45:53
How is it we don't know that.
00:45:54
If I can figure out that it's 2027, it is 2020 person on the planet has value.
00:46:00
Every single person
00:46:03
on the planet has value.
00:46:07
So you have a problem with that?
00:46:09
If I do, I mean, I'm sorry. Yeah.
00:46:12
Okay. Okay.
00:46:15
So first of all, what
00:46:17
what determines value is a very difficult argument.
00:46:20
Like if somebody paints and inspires somebody or they inspire
00:46:24
a million people, is that the same as somebody who lays bricks?
00:46:28
All I mean, how can you compare that to the same value?
00:46:31
They have value.
00:46:33
Okay, great. Great.
00:46:35
I'm getting somewhere.
00:46:36
I don't do this often, but I'm getting somewhere.
00:46:39
Each one of those beings takes resource to even just get to zero.
00:46:44
Can we agree on that?
00:46:45
Oh yes. Yes.
00:46:48
There's a there's a tax on the system that they live in, whether it's
00:46:52
environmental or
00:46:55
whatever. Monetary.
00:46:56
There's economics. Yes.
00:46:58
So some of these people I would actually suggest
00:47:01
never make a negative.
00:47:04
Therefore somebody else either has to pick up the slack or drags
00:47:07
the entire unit as a hold down.
00:47:10
Therefore, that person
00:47:13
not only doesn't have value, but he's a detriment to society.
00:47:16
I apologize for because half the people
00:47:19
are probably that
00:47:22
I know.
00:47:23
Okay, it's it's pretty cynical disgust.
00:47:26
Some people even say disgusting, but it's also realistic.
00:47:29
But we all get up every morning and go, I want to put my personal mail,
00:47:34
my life participation trophy like makes me special.
00:47:38
Therefore I'm entitled to everything that you are entitled to
00:47:42
is false.
00:47:46
Yes, now,
00:47:47
now we live in a world where nobody's entitled to anything, if you ask me.
00:47:50
And you got to fight for everything, zero never is even achieved.
00:47:54
Because as soon as you achieve zero, you arrive at complacency,
00:47:58
and then there's not much incentive to get any where past zero
00:48:02
is still a slippery slope where it leads to buying the air you breathe.
00:48:06
And once you can't afford that, you suffocate and die.
00:48:10
Right?
00:48:10
Well, this guy says no.
00:48:11
We all, we all breathe the same amount.
00:48:14
That's Doctor Roy Kessler Granda.
00:48:17
Yeah, but what he's spouting right now is ridiculous.
00:48:20
Communistic, almost.
00:48:22
What's the worst one than communism for
00:48:25
some reason?
00:48:26
Common socialism.
00:48:27
That's a that's one of those words.
00:48:29
Am I supposed to say
00:48:31
fascism? I'm sorry.
00:48:32
I'm not factually.
00:48:35
He sounds like a socialist.
00:48:38
Everybody's the same. Everybody. You know, he didn't say.
00:48:41
He didn't say the same value.
00:48:42
So I'm putting words in his mouth.
00:48:44
I'm wrong. Eggrolls my new guy.
00:48:47
Doctor Roy's my old guy.
00:48:49
Give me, give me.
00:48:50
In one week you got a new guy?
00:48:53
I got new guy.
00:48:59
See you unmuting it, right?
00:49:02
This everybody can see me on the screen, on me when I push.
00:49:04
Play it. Yes. It doesn't play.
00:49:07
What I have to do with this.
00:49:09
Whatever happened to my Google Chrome browser and everything else,
00:49:12
I have to push play.
00:49:13
And then the reason why God destroy the world and then.
00:49:16
But that's
00:49:18
why did God destroy the world?
00:49:20
The reason why God.
00:49:22
Yeah, he is not because humans.
00:49:24
I love the moment.
00:49:25
Minutes they store called, you know, like how much that's that.
00:49:29
Sorry.
00:49:29
What definitely flood you believe in the flood myth? Myth
00:49:33
I believe in.
00:49:35
I believe there's a flood myth.
00:49:37
Is that right now we were asking.
00:49:41
It's a little tricky, but I'm asking if you believe in the flood myth.
00:49:45
I don't know what I mean.
00:49:45
Yes, I believe there is information.
00:49:47
Okay.
00:49:50
Okay, okay.
00:49:51
So not Natalie.
00:49:52
Him are Netflix him?
00:49:57
God.
00:49:58
Give him a break.
00:49:59
You don't understand what he's saying, right?
00:50:02
Yeah, but isn't it Nephilim?
00:50:03
I just learned that. Right?
00:50:05
You from fucking Street Fighter is not pronounced Ryu.
00:50:11
I cannot wait for that movie.
00:50:14
Oh, anyway.
00:50:15
Go on.
00:50:16
Nephilim.
00:50:19
Children.
00:50:20
Nephilim.
00:50:21
All angels go to it!
00:50:23
And. Woman.
00:50:24
Okay, so what happened was. Angel.
00:50:26
The angels were supposed to watch humanity.
00:50:31
He's saying watchers, right?
00:50:33
And Jews, he keep saying he doesn't.
00:50:37
He doesn't refer to the first item, but he keeps saying.
00:50:39
And Jews, maybe he's off.
00:50:41
I'm picking his speech impediment
00:50:45
like egg roll was.
00:50:49
You labeled it egg roll.
00:50:52
I should have labeled it egg roll.
00:50:55
Came down and saw. Whoa.
00:50:57
I think it's egg layer.
00:51:01
Switcher.
00:51:02
11 hours of development. Humans.
00:51:04
These females are really beautiful.
00:51:07
So what do they do?
00:51:08
Well, have sex with them. Right.
00:51:10
And then what happened?
00:51:11
That's what rapists say since they have lots and lots of men.
00:51:15
And what are these children? Do these children enslave
00:51:19
these people?
00:51:19
Call them Nephilim?
00:51:20
Okay, so you want understand what happened?
00:51:23
Let's do a thought experiment.
00:51:23
Let's just say that this is a group of.
00:51:27
I love when science uses a thought experiment.
00:51:33
That, I mean, a thought
00:51:34
experiment can be anything.
00:51:38
Superhumans call the Avengers,
00:51:40
you know, Spider-Man, Iron man.
00:51:43
Oh, sure. Sure.
00:51:44
Well, now he's talking and he's talking realistic.
00:51:46
And they fight Thanos and they save the world.
00:51:49
And now what do they do?
00:51:50
Well, they're bored, so they start to have lots of lots of sex.
00:51:53
They have lots and lots of children.
00:51:54
And these children now are like demigods, right?
00:51:57
So what do they do?
00:51:57
Well, they enslave humanity.
00:52:00
But then what do they do?
00:52:01
Well, they start fighting amongst themselves,
00:52:04
you know, just
00:52:05
sorry, this is a non-sequitur.
00:52:08
Is the I, the everything he's saying you could replace with AI instead?
00:52:12
The Nephilim. Nephilim,
00:52:14
like the women, were beautiful.
00:52:16
The women were beautiful.
00:52:17
So they fucked him. The, What did he say?
00:52:20
Just here a few.
00:52:21
Well, they enslave humanity.
00:52:23
The people are the people that aren't beautiful, that we can't fuck.
00:52:26
We obviously enslaved.
00:52:27
Obviously.
00:52:30
Obviously lots and lots of children.
00:52:32
And these children now are like demigods, right?
00:52:34
So what do they do?
00:52:35
Well, they enslave humanity.
00:52:38
But then what do they do? Well, they start fighting.
00:52:39
All I hear is the voice of Gary saying, are there any other options like
00:52:43
do you have do we have any other choices for that question?
00:52:47
Either they rape the women, I'm sorry.
00:52:49
The either they rape the women and enslave humanity or amongst themselves.
00:52:54
So that's basically what happened.
00:52:56
So God had to destroy
00:52:58
the definitely him because they are not natural
00:53:03
angels and humans are not supposed to have sex with each other.
00:53:06
And this creates a new, power for the Nephilim.
00:53:09
The problem, though, is the Nephilim are divine born.
00:53:14
They cannot be killed.
00:53:15
So you can get rid their mortal bodies.
00:53:17
But now they become demons
00:53:21
who live underground and are in the shadows.
00:53:25
And guess what, guys?
00:53:27
They're still here today.
00:53:29
So this is societies.
00:53:30
They believe the Nephilim are real and they still control the world.
00:53:34
The richest people in the world are actually Nephilim.
00:53:38
Shut the fuck?
00:53:39
Oh my God.
00:53:41
Because after watching
00:53:43
the whole world, the development of.
00:53:47
Well, this guy clearly does.
00:53:49
I mean, he clearly believes in the flood.
00:53:51
And he got, he got so fast from flood to demons.
00:53:57
I don't that's a huge leap.
00:54:00
But man, he really covered the the crazy bases.
00:54:06
We'll have more from him next week.
00:54:09
Can't wait.
00:54:12
I know
00:54:14
he's,
00:54:15
Here's the problem I have with Gaia.
00:54:17
Are you familiar with their work?
00:54:20
They present this far
00:54:22
like it's.
00:54:25
Yeah.
00:54:25
Somebody who's somebody who's not Jewish.
00:54:30
Gaia is the publishing company
00:54:32
that puts out these videos that that's that looks like documentaries.
00:54:36
And they presented like, historical truths.
00:54:39
But it's all this nonsense.
00:54:41
It is like literal, crazy,
00:54:45
bonkers,
00:54:47
like unbelievable nonsense, foil hat crap
00:54:52
and just presented like it's this is the truth.
00:54:55
It's the gospel truth.
00:54:57
See right there with the gospel.
00:54:59
Yeah, that's a great segue to for the bonkers and incredibly unbelievable
00:55:04
edit.
00:55:10
Oh yeah, you look like a wolf, a dog. You.
00:55:14
It does look like a person that
00:55:17
that almost looks like I.
00:55:18
Except why not just do it?
00:55:21
You just do that to a dog person.
00:55:24
It looks like a little person.
00:55:26
I buddy.
00:55:28
I'm sitting on my couch.
00:55:30
I'm like, Christian, you look like a little person.
00:55:34
It looks like a little person.
00:55:37
Lady, it looks like a little person.
00:55:40
Really
00:55:42
brainy
00:55:45
person.
00:55:48
Get off the couch.
00:55:50
I'm on. That's I.
00:55:52
I have a rule with my pets.
00:55:53
If you don't see me standing on it, you're not allowed to stand on it.
00:55:58
Oh, and they understand this rule.
00:56:01
They do.
00:56:03
They do.
00:56:05
I don't think you explained it that way to them or that's not the
00:56:10
the part that they understand.
00:56:14
We've got some other stuff that we can do.
00:56:16
Well, we wait for draw and rumble.
00:56:18
The robot.
00:56:20
We're not waiting for draw.
00:56:22
There's no reason for the.
00:56:23
Oh, I'm not.
00:56:25
No, I'm.
00:56:26
No, that's what I'm saying.
00:56:30
Isn't there a game we can play?
00:56:33
Now that we should wait for
00:56:36
time.
00:56:43
Well, you know what?
00:56:45
What's a dog doing?
00:56:48
Is this CGI?
00:56:53
Crazy.
00:56:53
You gotta tell me,
00:56:55
where's the rest of that dog?
00:56:57
Where's the rest of the dog?
00:56:59
That's a two dog. Dog?
00:57:01
Well, let's just pick the warrior we can see.
00:57:04
I don't see a black dog. I see the damn dog.
00:57:07
Black dog missing.
00:57:08
Oh, but the reason I'm singling the black dog away, or I'm singling the tan dog.
00:57:13
Pushing the black dog away is because it's hard to see his paw size.
00:57:16
But the tan, you can clearly see the paw side.
00:57:20
Okay.
00:57:21
Well, right, right.
00:57:22
So there's a series of these and I think they're CGI, but this one's the best one.
00:57:27
So I chose this one.
00:57:28
But I want to believe I want those dogs.
00:57:31
They're all dressed up like the choir robes.
00:57:33
And they're howling with music and I, I, I like it
00:57:38
so can't, like, okay, can't you let me have this?
00:57:43
You can have whatever you want.
00:57:44
You notice I didn't say a word I didn't say you asked me if you.
00:57:47
If I thought it was CGI.
00:57:50
You're judging me.
00:57:53
I can't not do that.
00:57:55
I judge everyone, okay?
00:57:58
I like talking to.
00:57:59
No offense.
00:58:00
Is one of my favorite.
00:58:01
I think it wastes. Oh, no time.
00:58:04
Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, I try. I'm serious.
00:58:07
I'm not trying to judge your decision or your behavior.
00:58:10
Right?
00:58:11
But all due respect, you're an idiot.
00:58:15
Yes. Thank you for your patience.
00:58:19
I'm so sorry that you don't understand.
00:58:28
I say something like that.
00:58:30
Condescending to to draw every week, and I should stop.
00:58:33
I should really knock it off.
00:58:35
He doesn't deserve it.
00:58:36
I should be more patient and kind.
00:58:41
Understanding and everything from Matthew.
00:58:46
Oh. Who's Matthew?
00:58:48
Oh, the gospel of Matthew.
00:58:50
Yes, yes.
00:58:51
But you don't believe in the power of that, so why would you?
00:58:56
Do you know we're the drug lords from Rastafari?
00:58:59
Okay, you have to understand, the Rastafari religion is an Abrahamic
00:59:03
religion. So,
00:59:06
why do they grow dreadlocks as part of their religion
00:59:09
where nobody else does?
00:59:13
It actually comes from Leviticus.
00:59:16
And the coolest thing about this whole dreadlock
00:59:21
thing, dreadlock Rasta thing going on, is they believe in the rapture.
00:59:26
God is going to pull them up by their dreads.
00:59:30
Not cool.
00:59:31
I think that's cool.
00:59:33
Draw.
00:59:34
Yeah Troy you're muted. You're muted.
00:59:37
You're I was I can see the and it's not me I'm just trying not to be overly angry.
00:59:45
Oh please be angry.
00:59:47
No because do you remember it.
00:59:49
That wasn't I was here but it wasn't.
00:59:51
So I just reloaded it and all of a sudden, like, oh, I saw.
00:59:55
Yeah, that happened to me last week.
00:59:56
Yeah.
00:59:56
I just see, you know, I'm having the same problems I was having heard it.
01:00:03
Somebody going to have to direct withdrawals.
01:00:05
I'm sorry.
01:00:06
You're supposed to be able to connect to this TV here, but, I hate these hotel
01:00:10
TVs and their dumb fucking bullshit remotes that are in the TV remote.
01:00:14
You're in there.
01:00:15
You can do it.
01:00:15
But it just like you got to look it up sometimes, and it.
01:00:19
Fun fact that Samsung S4 actually
01:00:22
had an IR blaster, so you could use it as a universal remote.
01:00:27
Like, I don't know why Westar.
01:00:29
That's what it's called when you're calling the left or
01:00:32
the little light at the end of your remote.
01:00:34
It's called an infrared blaster.
01:00:38
No way.
01:00:40
Oh that's cool.
01:00:40
You learn something every day.
01:00:42
I like how he's so smart until he doesn't know something.
01:00:45
And then he's just a complete dumb ass.
01:00:48
Yeah, it's the best.
01:00:50
I knew everything, but when I don't know something, I don't know shit about it.
01:00:56
Yeah? Yeah.
01:00:57
Did you hear my monologue?
01:00:58
I, I don't I don't know what I'm talking about.
01:01:03
Yeah, it's obvious I tried to prevent it.
01:01:04
Like, I know what I'm talking about, but, man, they do stuff
01:01:08
because I don't know what I'm talking about.
01:01:11
I've been to a oh, let's play a game.
01:01:14
From time to time.
01:01:15
I've been doing this fun story.
01:01:17
I was locked.
01:01:21
I just got, like, lost.
01:01:22
I got time for that shit.
01:01:23
But I just, I, I walked in and said, what's this?
01:01:28
What spectrum do you have?
01:01:29
And, the dude explained it to me, and he was,
01:01:33
he had a weird name.
01:01:36
I we don't talk since,
01:01:40
we we did,
01:01:43
but would be called bartender.
01:01:46
Yeah. Thank you.
01:01:48
I have a question about delivery.
01:01:52
Go ahead. Ganja doja.
01:01:54
Weed pot.
01:01:55
Marijuana. Cannabis.
01:01:57
Electric lettuce.
01:02:00
Jazz cigarets electrolytes.
01:02:04
My vote.
01:02:06
What is it?
01:02:08
It's not electrolytes.
01:02:11
I feel like electrolytes.
01:02:14
No, that's not what I sound.
01:02:16
Electric letter.
01:02:19
What else?
01:02:20
What else? They call it Zaza.
01:02:23
I don't, but but young, do our, joint doobie spliff.
01:02:28
Blunt.
01:02:32
We had the best coach.
01:02:33
Speaking of for 20, we just called it time.
01:02:38
Time?
01:02:39
Yeah. So. Hey, what are you doing?
01:02:40
How much do you want to hang out for a minute?
01:02:43
Yeah, I got a minute.
01:02:45
And a minute was obviously a doobie.
01:02:48
No way.
01:02:50
Okay, well, you get an hour.
01:02:51
Do you get an hour or a half hour?
01:02:55
A lot of people have have, stated this,
01:02:58
that that you experience time a little differently than we
01:03:02
like.
01:03:02
Yeah, but we also appreciate your experience.
01:03:04
Time different from your head to your toes. So.
01:03:09
I believe you meant to say the interpretation of, you know, silence.
01:03:12
Time slower.
01:03:13
Wouldn't that make your reflexes faster?
01:03:15
Because I've noticed stoners are slow.
01:03:19
You mean like your hands are cold and you touch something hot?
01:03:22
It makes it feel hotter? I don't think it works like that.
01:03:25
I do have a question about weed delivery, though.
01:03:28
Yes, please.
01:03:30
Does it come sealed so your driver can't take out two buds for himself?
01:03:35
Yeah.
01:03:36
My driver would always put my bag.
01:03:39
But is it with one of those things like the fast food places?
01:03:41
Given they have a whole roll you can always read.
01:03:44
Yours is Reweighted I,
01:03:47
I don't think get to could do that for a couple.
01:03:49
But don't you know I mean like a
01:03:52
and and okay, so if the seal is broken, you know your bags been pinched.
01:03:58
Why is it you just keep a, pack of fresh seals?
01:04:02
So when he does break, that seal can do better.
01:04:05
That's a great point.
01:04:06
That's what I'm saying, okay?
01:04:08
Seals aren't like fucking currency.
01:04:10
What are you picking?
01:04:11
Pinching, like $0.50 of weed.
01:04:13
A dollar of weed with a couple buds. Like, what do you.
01:04:15
What are we talking here?
01:04:16
You know, $12, let's say.
01:04:20
All right.
01:04:21
Now, that's like, a lot then.
01:04:23
Like, that's very obvious that that's missing.
01:04:24
So, like, I don't think they would fuck around with that.
01:04:27
I got I'm just gonna buy the cheapest they're going to.
01:04:29
Why would they still travel.
01:04:30
You get little bags, a few dollars
01:04:34
okay.
01:04:34
Because they deliver ten.
01:04:35
Why would I take one pepperoni?
01:04:37
Because by the time at the end of the day, I don't have to eat.
01:04:41
I mean, it's a silly question.
01:04:42
I never honestly got.
01:04:43
I never took a pepperoni or food
01:04:45
when I delivered pizzas, but, I mean, that'd be a good reason.
01:04:48
You can't take a slice because that's too obvious,
01:04:50
but you could definitely take.
01:04:51
I never delivered pizzas, French fries.
01:04:54
Any other pepperoni I delivered?
01:04:56
You could, you could you could place a fake order, claim that you know.
01:05:00
Oh, that must have been a prank call. And then guess what?
01:05:02
There was a pizza that was made that we did that
01:05:04
every Thursday we'd start, the drivers would start fucking
01:05:08
conspiring in the back parking lot and be like, what do you guys feel like
01:05:12
you do a misdemeanor?
01:05:15
I don't think that pizza is around anymore and it'd be a civil.
01:05:18
Civil.
01:05:18
So there's
01:05:20
it was it is.
01:05:21
Okay, but I'm starting a civil case against you.
01:05:26
Are you sure you want another court case?
01:05:28
I don't you have enough already.
01:05:30
I just I do, I do,
01:05:35
I actually have court in the morning.
01:05:39
Oh, that means you get you sleep in.
01:05:41
Probably.
01:05:43
I face a charge of,
01:05:47
Wait.
01:05:47
Hold on.
01:05:48
Providing a suspended driver,
01:05:53
a suspended person, it says suspended person
01:05:56
like you can tell you.
01:06:08
Okay,
01:06:09
I just got a call from Gary's lawyer that's just literally said.
01:06:13
Or you could just.
01:06:16
Or here's another idea that's going to be very controversial.
01:06:19
You could shut the fuck up.
01:06:23
I would you know what I hate?
01:06:26
I hate this for you, but it would be so great if there was a moment in court.
01:06:30
Exhibit exhibit 17 A
01:06:33
was you on this show talking about.
01:06:36
Oh, that would be amazing.
01:06:39
Holy fuck. All right, go ahead. Carry on.
01:06:42
That'd be great for our profile.
01:06:43
Without incriminating myself.
01:06:45
Probably not what it is.
01:06:46
We'd we'd be there to,
01:06:47
You're responsible for what he said because you're not a fucking, platform.
01:06:52
Oh, yeah.
01:06:52
Like we went through before,
01:06:55
I. I stand accused of providing someone
01:06:58
with revoked driver's license with,
01:07:07
That's okay.
01:07:08
I stand accused of that misdemeanor.
01:07:13
What's your argument?
01:07:14
A good argument, you don't watch me show officer.
01:07:18
When I was, you know, 15 years old, my parents bought me a car
01:07:23
that I couldn't drive yet, and it was legally my car.
01:07:27
Even though you couldn't drive it.
01:07:29
What you want to do is
01:07:30
you want to go to the judge and say you always wanted to be a banker,
01:07:33
but you felt bad because you couldn't become a banker,
01:07:35
so you were rushing home to try and prevent
01:07:38
him from
01:07:40
his self.
01:07:41
Whatever he's telling you, he had to buy himself a car
01:07:43
because, well, wanted to always be a banker.
01:07:48
Again.
01:07:49
Hundred and 52 in his surname Seinfeld episode
01:07:51
Seinfeld episodes are getting very obscure.
01:07:53
But that was that was a good one.
01:07:57
We need a surname to protect the environment.
01:07:59
So how about I just say
01:08:05
screw you?
01:08:08
They will though.
01:08:09
That's the problem.
01:08:10
When you
01:08:10
when you try to do that, they then do you kind of make it worse on yourself.
01:08:14
You just kind of it's even worse.
01:08:16
You don't even have to ask if you don't follow,
01:08:18
if you don't like, be scared and take the plea deal,
01:08:21
they will punish you for taking it to any court.
01:08:26
Or this is how I get vindication.
01:08:33
Everything a guy just says.
01:08:35
Bullshit.
01:08:37
Thank you.
01:08:40
I was doing the right thing.
01:08:42
I was helping a fellow human being.
01:08:46
I am the good guy here.
01:08:48
Fighting the good guy makes you the bad guy.
01:08:51
The worse I get punished, the better I look.
01:08:56
What do you. What do you mean?
01:08:58
Yeah, I don't think
01:09:00
like that. The. The top.
01:09:03
Yeah.
01:09:03
You get the goods, I get.
01:09:08
My burger.
01:09:12
Now, do you understand why?
01:09:13
Why is that?
01:09:14
Why are you a martyr in this situation?
01:09:16
If anything, you're the proprietor of that.
01:09:20
No, he's saying that because he sacrificed something
01:09:23
and he's going to pay for it.
01:09:24
That proves exactly twice.
01:09:27
Whatever the punishment is going to be from the alleged accusations.
01:09:31
A couple lives you could have.
01:09:32
So you asked, what's a couple lives on that one?
01:09:34
This the second? Well, no, no, that.
01:09:37
See? No, that's the other side.
01:09:39
Could have been a children. It could have been a dog.
01:09:41
It could have been, dude, he could have taken himself out.
01:09:45
He could have taken that case out.
01:09:47
In that case, do you, like, loaded the gun?
01:09:49
So do you. The hero? Yeah.
01:09:53
It'd be like.
01:09:53
Do you like, if Bob handed the gun over to Steven,
01:09:56
and then afterwards, he's like, look, I did a good thing.
01:10:00
Hahaha. Fuck.
01:10:01
Start a conversation like that.
01:10:04
I'm not.
01:10:06
Okay, that's a good example.
01:10:09
Well, still the very point.
01:10:11
I must stop you. Will. You will drove the car.
01:10:14
Fucking Steven pulled the trigger.
01:10:15
You can both fuck off for your premises.
01:10:17
There were times.
01:10:17
Yeah, but no one gave Stephan the gun to the gun.
01:10:21
Yeah, and that one didn't work.
01:10:23
He had to use his own sidearm
01:10:24
to finish the job, which he would have used anyways. Oh,
01:10:28
right. Yeah, it was ugly.
01:10:30
He just had this affinity for this anti-gun.
01:10:32
He had this idea of, like, going out, like, like old school.
01:10:34
That's that's that's where my brain breaks.
01:10:37
And then I suddenly don't believe in anything.
01:10:39
I don't believe anything.
01:10:40
I there's evidential photos of it if you want to.
01:10:43
Okay. Somebody out of money or some shit.
01:10:44
No no no no no no no no no no.
01:10:47
Maybe they're the police. Maybe.
01:10:50
Yeah.
01:10:50
The landlord, he broke in and shot him.
01:10:52
And then when they were like, oh no, dude, you ever meet his parents?
01:10:55
They fucking did not like his his level of aptitude that he achieved.
01:10:59
Maybe they were like, you know what?
01:11:00
Let's just put him out of his misery.
01:11:03
He's not doing a good
01:11:05
no no no no, no, he's not doing good enough.
01:11:07
Oh, okay. His parents were very German.
01:11:10
Very German.
01:11:11
At least one of them was that he didn't achieve exact.
01:11:15
You know how I was talking about zero earlier.
01:11:17
Zero. Let's do this. Excellent.
01:11:19
Zero is like excellent for the German culture that girls have that same shit.
01:11:24
That's match.
01:11:24
I wasn't here, so, I just want to fill this in
01:11:29
for them.
01:11:30
Go go go go go go go over.
01:11:32
All those are for all the girls that I, Okay.
01:11:38
Yeah. You covered quite a few there.
01:11:40
What are you drinking?
01:11:41
Cherry weed, it looks like.
01:11:42
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
01:11:45
I brought it home so I wouldn't have to stop.
01:11:48
That's a clue.
01:11:49
Okay, so.
01:11:52
Yeah, the, The fucking sound.
01:11:54
We have Michael Jackson, who.
01:11:58
Who's going to win the race?
01:12:00
No, we have William King Tiger,
01:12:05
the black one
01:12:06
in lane number three.
01:12:08
We have Hugh McDowell.
01:12:10
We've got a white guy.
01:12:11
So not now.
01:12:12
Obviously one of the black ones.
01:12:13
They're gonna win this guy.
01:12:16
Fight.
01:12:18
Lane number five, you have Jackie.
01:12:21
That's Michael Jackson.
01:12:22
Oh another Jackson we have Edward.
01:12:26
Me oh, another one.
01:12:29
Number seven.
01:12:30
We have Billy Davis
01:12:33
in girl one and in lane number eight.
01:12:35
They're definitely not all black.
01:12:38
Oh, that's definitely not even the duty color
01:12:43
runners are at their mark.
01:12:45
Oh, I'll start lining up now.
01:12:47
But the very first event looks like they're ready for.
01:12:50
They got George Carlin doing the announcement.
01:12:52
Messed up. Yeah.
01:12:55
And they're off Michael Jackson off to a good start.
01:12:57
And William Bank.
01:12:58
Oh here comes Jackie Jackson up strong.
01:13:00
You down Jackie Jackson and William King
01:13:03
Jackie Jackson William King man it's good morning Jackson.
01:13:06
Hello.
01:13:09
A 60 yard dash in lane one.
01:13:12
Wait there. Janet Jackson from the jack.
01:13:15
Oh, the woman two is Joan Jett from The Runaway one.
01:13:19
Here we, Gary set it in, and he just covered, I mean, Lane three.
01:13:25
Even though we've discovered a guy for years now,
01:13:28
I think Gary discovered it this month.
01:13:33
Before Sandy West from the.
01:13:34
And so, you know, I had young children
01:13:37
when they would draw something I wouldn't go, what the fuck is that?
01:13:40
That looks nothing like a horse.
01:13:42
That's kind of how I feel right now.
01:13:44
Run away.
01:13:45
Yeah.
01:13:45
I want to encourage him in the hopes that the next horse
01:13:49
looks like a unicorn.
01:13:52
And Murray is in line to fly.
01:13:54
My son, with Gary Lane, you have Gladys Knight,
01:13:59
and LaToya Jackson is in lane seven.
01:14:03
Okay, so I got to say something wrong here, coach.
01:14:05
If you're hits like two minutes long, if you're a coach and you let your,
01:14:11
I'm sorry, I just.
01:14:12
I'm a little high, I forgot.
01:14:13
What's the person under a coach called? Student? No.
01:14:16
The athlete. I don't know what. Somebody were under a
01:14:20
the coach.
01:14:21
If you if you know what it's if you're the person that's being coached
01:14:24
is called, please put it in the comments as you like and subscribe.
01:14:28
If there's a coach that lets a runner
01:14:31
or a swimmer or especially a runner run with their hair like that,
01:14:34
there's got to be so much wind resistance and so much product in that.
01:14:36
Haley no, no, no, I just had that argument the other day with my hunt.
01:14:41
I was like, look, bitch, I was watching.
01:14:43
I was in a different state and I was watching, swimming.
01:14:46
And there was a bunch of dudes in the gay little Speedo,
01:14:48
and they're all hugging each other afterwards.
01:14:49
And I'm thinking to myself, did we get past this?
01:14:52
Like, do we have to still be gay with it?
01:14:53
And then, later there was dudes, I don't know what the difference was,
01:14:56
but they had, like, bicycle short, like spandex.
01:14:59
And I'm like, okay, that's like way better.
01:15:01
Like, awesome.
01:15:03
But I do remember, like,
01:15:04
you know, people shaving their heads bald because their whole body of hair.
01:15:08
I honestly feel like I would be like the, the swimmer that would just wear
01:15:12
regular ass fucking baggy fucking shorts that to swim in.
01:15:17
Because honestly, what is that really when you're at that level, it's
01:15:20
not a matter of milliseconds, you know, whatever it is definitely a millisecond.
01:15:24
It's it's at least 100.
01:15:26
So it might not be milliseconds, but it's 100 talent.
01:15:29
You can, you can, you can.
01:15:31
It doesn't matter that the little bit of drag that's on your bathing suit,
01:15:35
that does nothing.
01:15:38
You're retarded.
01:15:39
So what if you're fighting somebody or swimming with somebody?
01:15:41
That's exactly one millisecond better than you.
01:15:45
And if you just would have shaved your body faster? No.
01:15:49
What if I would have just tried harder and then been trying speaking a cunt?
01:15:53
You sound like a woman, right? From.
01:15:55
I'm just going to try harder,
01:15:58
you know?
01:15:58
You know,
01:15:58
we're assuming that both were swimming, both athletes a little bit extra harder.
01:16:02
I'm going to fucking, you know.
01:16:03
Did you do weird things to trim tiny little supposed time off?
01:16:10
Like you're just assuming that it's working. You have.
01:16:12
No, no, no, it's, I would test it.
01:16:14
I would say, okay, I'm going to swim with all my hair and my fucking.
01:16:17
You could do that, you know?
01:16:19
What do you do?
01:16:19
There's no way you could do that same shit, like, 100 times.
01:16:22
Take the average and then I carry you with no,
01:16:25
you can't win.
01:16:26
You know, the average would be
01:16:29
there would no, there would not be like, oh you wouldn't
01:16:31
look at the numbers and go, oh yeah, those are the numbers from swimsuit one.
01:16:35
Because yes, you lower.
01:16:37
If there was a scientific, method testing, you would have a control
01:16:40
and you would do it with and without and then you would have to repeat it.
01:16:43
You just have to do it. Yeah, a bunch of times over.
01:16:45
But you don't think that swimmers that have nothing to do for 364 days
01:16:49
out of the year, except for that one day when they compete,
01:16:51
you don't think for those 364 days out of the year
01:16:53
they're doing all that, or hiring somebody to do all that for them?
01:16:56
Fuck yeah, they are.
01:16:59
I like that you're arguing that ain't doing so you would.
01:17:02
So if you were a coach, you would let your
01:17:05
whatever the fuck they're called students is doing nothing.
01:17:08
The hair are you think her hair is doing nothing?
01:17:12
I think it is.
01:17:15
And in the slow down
01:17:16
so much she's like from the Runaways, a kid.
01:17:20
Well, not just the hair, but the clothes.
01:17:21
These baggy, you know, women have to wear baggy clothes
01:17:23
because they think everyone's looking at their large chest all the time.
01:17:26
So they try to justify what was in the weird, slowing you down much.
01:17:30
What about the guy that had his dick measured for the, ski jumping?
01:17:34
He put a fake dick on so he could get more fans
01:17:37
between his legs, and they determined that that one little extra inch of fabric
01:17:41
equaled tens of feet for the landing point,
01:17:45
because that's like, can wing.
01:17:49
I'm very motivating.
01:17:51
Thank you for agreeing with me.
01:17:52
I mean, that's a great tool.
01:17:55
A fucking way to be like changing the size of a wing on a plane.
01:18:00
It's a stream.
01:18:03
Okay, I got it.
01:18:03
Streamers to the plane does nothing.
01:18:06
How many fish have hair?
01:18:10
All of them.
01:18:11
No friends have I.
01:18:12
Did I win?
01:18:17
I don't know that.
01:18:18
I mean, I know I would, because I would posit that if hair had no bearing in the
01:18:22
swimming ability, then some fish might have hair.
01:18:26
No. Fish have hair.
01:18:29
Is that true?
01:18:32
No. Fish have hair.
01:18:34
Merry Christmas mother. Nope.
01:18:36
That's the wrong button.
01:18:40
All right.
01:18:41
Girls.
01:18:43
Bro, we're going to play the game in the next segment.
01:18:46
They're supposed to be my 11 game break.
01:18:48
That's how behind we are,
01:18:51
are we?
01:18:52
Oh. Oh. Gotcha.
01:18:54
So that was kind of interesting.
01:18:57
That was kind of interesting.
01:18:58
So you're saying that foot race was I
01:19:01
or the CGI A1 yeah, CGI. Yep.
01:19:06
You nailed it. One.
01:19:07
Do you think that, those people were all alive at the same time?
01:19:13
Don't Jett and LaToya
01:19:14
Jackson yes, I do at that running age.
01:19:18
What?
01:19:19
No. No,
01:19:27
I like this one.
01:19:33
The coffee is cold
01:19:34
on the coaster again, tracing the rings where the glass has been.
01:19:38
I'm packing boxes labeled Keep and Discard.
01:19:41
But the lines get blurry in the quiet dark.
01:19:44
There's a ghost in the hallway.
01:19:45
A version of me still hanging coats on a rested out tree.
01:19:49
He's waiting for permission
01:19:50
to finally leave, but I'm still sewing buttons on his tattered sleeves,
01:19:54
and it's a long bridge swaying in the wind between the place I started
01:19:58
and the place I've been.
01:19:59
I have a memory and half of there.
01:20:02
Just a static hum in the open air.
01:20:05
Tell me, does the ground ever really hold still?
01:20:07
Or am I just learning how to climb the hill?
01:20:10
I am shedding skin, but it's stuck to the button.
01:20:13
Caught in the middle of the great unknown who?
01:20:20
You asked for a folk song,
01:20:23
I did,
01:20:25
I hear and the light.
01:20:27
The song strange.
01:20:28
Reflecting the edges of all of this change.
01:20:31
My posture is different. My hands look older.
01:20:33
There's a shift in the weight shifting over my color.
01:20:36
Yesterday's armor starting to rust.
01:20:38
Turn my triumphs to particles of dust.
01:20:41
It's weird. Like a start out right?
01:20:44
Stand there right.
01:20:44
Sometimes I get a boner when I look at Gary, but I don't see that
01:20:47
falling.
01:20:48
It's a wide eyed flight tracing the star rise in the middle of the night.
01:20:51
You can't see the shoreline from the depth of the sea,
01:20:54
but you're finally learning how to just let it be.
01:20:59
Let it be, let it be.
01:21:04
Yeah. It's a long bridge.
01:21:06
Swaying in the wind between the plays I started and the place I've been.
01:21:10
I am half a memory.
01:21:11
And half of they're just a static hum in the open air.
01:21:15
Tell me, does the ground ever really hold still.
01:21:18
Or am I just learning how to climb the hill?
01:21:20
I'm shedding my skin but it's stuck to the bone.
01:21:23
Caught in the middle of the great unknown.
01:21:31
Unknown.
01:21:34
I the boxes are empty.
01:21:38
The doorway is wide.
01:21:41
There's nothing left here for the shadows to hide.
01:21:47
Just a step and a breath
01:21:50
and a turn of the key.
01:21:54
Finally meeting who I'm meant to be.
01:22:02
Free.
01:22:03
Why are we watching this?
01:22:09
So that we can be people.
01:22:12
What?
01:22:12
You know where in the world is draw you is blue.
01:22:18
Cross the flag down here you are.
01:22:22
You in the TSA body is ashes.
01:22:25
The 2000 story hits.
01:22:28
A truck like that clears up where he's been.
01:22:32
But the loudest thing about him is the closet that he's in.
01:22:36
Well, tell me where in the world
01:22:40
your dream.
01:22:41
Yo, Jiro.
01:22:46
Where I go?
01:22:47
Where did Gary go?
01:22:50
Hamburger.
01:22:51
Drago.
01:22:54
Let's see.
01:22:55
You drove so
01:22:58
it's Illinois.
01:23:03
Are you in the great state of Illinois?
01:23:10
I can't tell, I've never seen that hotel room before.
01:23:13
It's very strange.
01:23:15
It doesn't come from one.
01:23:17
Oh, yeah. It doesn't look like a hotel room.
01:23:19
To be honest, I think he's in the Bible belt.
01:23:23
They're usually a different one. Yes.
01:23:26
No. You may think it's a different hotel.
01:23:28
No, it's a different place.
01:23:30
It's different wood, it's different air.
01:23:32
But it's the exact same fucking hotel.
01:23:35
Skinny little hallway with a bed on one side, a TV on the other.
01:23:39
Maybe. Maybe two dressers.
01:23:42
It's can double.
01:23:44
All right.
01:23:44
Are you in Kentucky?
01:23:47
No, it is a little. None.
01:23:48
None to go to my hotel because it is sort of in the middle of nowhere.
01:23:54
Yeah.
01:23:55
So they don't want to have.
01:23:58
A chain.
01:23:58
It's not a chain. It's, It's.
01:24:00
Are you in a suburb?
01:24:02
It's like sort of a chain.
01:24:03
I don't know, it's the roadway in. Oh,
01:24:08
I just docked you.
01:24:09
It's room five. That's the best.
01:24:11
That's the worst thing.
01:24:12
What's your room? Five.
01:24:13
Oh, really?
01:24:13
So you're definitely have your own door?
01:24:16
No, but my, room has a four and a 20 in it.
01:24:19
My room number?
01:24:21
No. It doesn't. Wow.
01:24:23
Not completely.
01:24:25
It doesn't number. That's different.
01:24:26
But I don't believe you can come knock on all the doors.
01:24:29
When I was a kid, my dad would always miss the little by one number.
01:24:32
But then when you look like you don't have one number, he's like,
01:24:34
yeah, but each one is only one number off or some stupid shit.
01:24:39
That's why I don't believe anybody.
01:24:41
I miss you, dad.
01:24:42
Why did you have to hurt me like he's to four?
01:24:44
Are you in? Are you in 14, 20?
01:24:50
No, we're not getting my room.
01:24:51
Number 40.
01:24:53
Is your left foot higher than your right foot right now?
01:24:55
And is your left testicle?
01:24:57
Never mind.
01:24:58
Are you 28?
01:25:00
Are you in Atlanta?
01:25:01
It'd be way too far to drive.
01:25:02
No, no. Oh.
01:25:10
Oh, you're always in Ohio, so, Ohio.
01:25:14
Who's a stupid son of a bitch?
01:25:16
Where?
01:25:19
Yeah.
01:25:21
Our choices are Cleveland,
01:25:23
Columbus and, Cincinnati.
01:25:27
So I'm going to Cincinnati.
01:25:30
Incorrect.
01:25:31
What's the difference there? Hang in there.
01:25:33
Oh, bowling green, great guy, great friend.
01:25:37
Great terrible people,
01:25:40
idiotic people, moronic people.
01:25:43
Cedar points in Sandusky.
01:25:45
Terrible birth.
01:25:47
That's a kind of mind. That play.
01:25:48
That's a pretty cool place.
01:25:51
Sandusky.
01:25:52
So is this so I'm in, like, a oddball area.
01:25:56
I don't really know how to,
01:25:59
but I'm not
01:26:01
technically in any of the above that you mentioned.
01:26:04
Right? Yeah. So you're in the South.
01:26:07
You're close to the corner to the foothills of the Appalachians.
01:26:12
You're close to the Football Hall of Fame in the Nowhere Zone of.
01:26:17
I can't think of that. That's accurate.
01:26:18
Right up there.
01:26:19
They have farther south in here now,
01:26:23
you're
01:26:25
Akron is up more.
01:26:27
I don't know anything down Dayton.
01:26:31
So it's not far down is I know not quite over the corner.
01:26:35
So I'm pretty I'm like I'm like between Columbus and Lima.
01:26:40
I'm like, oh, you're nothing.
01:26:43
No, no, definitely not in these up north. More
01:26:47
okay.
01:26:49
Yeah, that would be Dayton, Kentucky.
01:26:55
Well,
01:26:56
Ohio.
01:26:57
Oh, the God, you're the bumper
01:27:01
draw. Yeah. You're. Mommy.
01:27:03
Do you freak out the club because they dare to say hello?
01:27:08
If it rains when the ice serves, that to go
01:27:13
where in the world is your.
01:27:17
Do your yoga?
01:27:20
Whoa!
01:27:24
Where the fuck out?
01:27:28
Where's the sound?
01:27:31
You forget what this is. I sent this on.
01:27:33
There's no fucking sound,
01:27:36
my man. There's.
01:27:38
This part doesn't have sound.
01:27:39
Maybe this part doesn't have sound.
01:27:42
Scrub it really quick.
01:27:44
Yeah, something.
01:27:46
Oh, yeah. Okay. This is fucking.
01:27:48
You guys are familiar with the rapper T
01:27:51
not even a little bit. Yeah.
01:27:53
Oh, he's got a wide mouth. I'll be okay.
01:27:54
But for some reason, like, I don't know,
01:27:58
he's been going back and forth with the city sandwich.
01:28:00
I find them, both of them. Kind of a little annoying.
01:28:02
Like the D sound great for the city, so I kind of like.
01:28:05
I don't know if, like.
01:28:07
All right, dude, get over yourself a bit.
01:28:09
Just tweet all the tweet all the time and shit.
01:28:10
It's like, how old are you when you slow down?
01:28:12
It's slowing down. It's to 60.
01:28:15
So, Brady, you don't like the police.
01:28:17
So I be curious as to you know because this would be like fucking love
01:28:20
the police.
01:28:21
Hold up over I feel like this is you and you get pulled over.
01:28:25
All right, so you're wrong right there. You're wrong.
01:28:27
He rolled down his window. I would never do that.
01:28:30
Yeah, show my ID on the inside of the window
01:28:32
with my other one and a big middle finger, and I say, can you see that?
01:28:36
Can you see that? There's my thin blue line, bitch, can you read that?
01:28:39
There's my thin blue line.
01:28:43
I don't understand no
01:28:46
cops have a thin blue line.
01:28:47
They say it's like the thin blue line between following the law
01:28:50
and coming home at night alive or whatever.
01:28:52
And they don't care. They'll do whatever it takes to come home.
01:28:54
So they got to cross that thin blue line that keeps them between good and evil.
01:28:58
More evil.
01:29:00
Why do you just assume that they're evil?
01:29:02
Because they've got a what looks like a Jewish star tattooed on their forearm.
01:29:05
What is that?
01:29:09
Is that a fucking pentagram?
01:29:11
What's on his forearm there?
01:29:12
The inside of his forearm, like, oh, dude.
01:29:13
And he's clearly on some type of Adderall.
01:29:15
Listen to so clearly.
01:29:18
Clearly, this is a guy with a weapon and he's listening when he pulls up.
01:29:23
He's also all over the road.
01:29:24
And they went back to fuck buddy.
01:29:27
Hi. Good evening.
01:29:28
My name is Aisha Lopez.
01:29:29
For example, on your rescue doing over 70 miles an hour and a 45, right?
01:29:33
I'd be worried about you too, because the way you're talking yourself
01:29:35
as you're using cocaine that are so fucking unfair.
01:29:37
I don't know what the fuck it is, but you see it all down here.
01:29:39
I don't know the vehicle.
01:29:40
I thought I thought the idea was sped up.
01:29:43
I got.
01:29:46
No. All right.
01:29:47
In fact, I'm going to start the car drive itself.
01:29:50
I mean, I don't understand how, are you?
01:29:52
The right is the owner. The.
01:29:55
That's human speed. What are you saying?
01:29:56
In case you couldn't understand or anything like that, I drivers license.
01:30:01
Yeah.
01:30:02
Wow.
01:30:04
You're slurring
01:30:07
the curve.
01:30:07
Is drunk.
01:30:10
He's just trying to hide it by talking really fast.
01:30:12
Do you mind stepping out?
01:30:13
And we're going to talk right here a little bit as well.
01:30:16
So, yes, I'm the stubborn man.
01:30:20
So as if I'm in this vehicle, you're already speeding.
01:30:22
You don't have anything on you on separating from the farm.
01:30:25
There's nothing wrong with having a firearm in your vehicle.
01:30:28
For the officer safety.
01:30:30
What about my safety?
01:30:32
Not that I can defend myself against an officer anyways.
01:30:34
Your safety for what? What do you. What?
01:30:37
What are you going to do that you're worried about?
01:30:39
Well, anytime I played a video game or watched a movie,
01:30:41
as soon as he takes my gun, the zombies are going to come out.
01:30:43
And if two against all of them, we might have a chance.
01:30:46
No, I don't have you. You're actually going to get me?
01:30:48
Kill him.
01:30:48
He's use his gun,
01:30:51
I don't, so just wait for wait for help.
01:30:53
Call 911 and wait for help. That's your answer.
01:30:55
Take my gun, please.
01:30:57
Didn't realize you were anti Second Amendment.
01:30:59
Now I will fear you.
01:31:00
No, no, don't tell me what I already told you are Pennsylvania versus Memphis.
01:31:05
Are you getting out or not? Supreme court case law.
01:31:07
Are you getting on C here already? Fucked up.
01:31:08
This is not legal advice, but you should not say anything.
01:31:12
You need to get a look. Are you not telling me?
01:31:14
If you do not get to the car, you'll be arrested for obstruction.
01:31:16
If you're going to arrest me first. He.
01:31:18
So even though he's a prick, you know everyone disagrees with him right now.
01:31:21
He's absolutely in the right.
01:31:23
You cannot be pulled out of your car for no reason or just for officer safety.
01:31:26
What do you mean?
01:31:27
He was swerving all over the road.
01:31:28
He was. Then the officer has.
01:31:30
Then the officer has to articulate that probable cause to do whatever he's doing.
01:31:33
He may.
01:31:33
Maybe he did that because you have
01:31:35
he needs to he wants to further investigate
01:31:38
the situation based on the fact that there.
01:31:40
What situation?
01:31:41
So you be the cop, you be the cop and I'll be the dickhead drivers
01:31:44
going what situation you need to do what?
01:31:47
Swerving all over the road and speeding.
01:31:49
Officer even though I waive my right, I'm leaving my right for such road.
01:31:55
So. So I was swerving.
01:31:59
You saw the video.
01:32:01
No I didn't I that was driving the car and it was in the,
01:32:05
there was in the beginning he played multiple times.
01:32:07
So I don't know why. I don't feel all right.
01:32:08
If you do not get out of the car, you'll be arrested for obstruction.
01:32:10
Say you're not going out of the car. You'll be arrested for obstruction.
01:32:13
Obstruction of what? His investigation like.
01:32:16
Google it if you want to.
01:32:17
Yes, I can to obstructing the police, man. You.
01:32:20
Why is he driving a fucking Tesla truck that looks like it burned to the ground?
01:32:23
Is that his rap?
01:32:24
It's supposed to look destroyed.
01:32:27
Yeah, I guess dad bought it for him.
01:32:30
That's a good idea.
01:32:32
His dad was a gangster and then got fucking
01:32:37
neutered
01:32:38
because he had a bunch of guns he wasn't supposed to have right now.
01:32:41
Nate telling me I got to get out of the car for what reason?
01:32:45
Because we can have a conversation back at the back of the car.
01:32:47
Want to have a Z? Yeah.
01:32:49
So this is all a trap and a trick.
01:32:50
Don't get out of the car unless you're under arrest.
01:32:54
And then if you're under arrest, you're talking to the lawyer right now.
01:32:56
He would not even be waiting this long.
01:32:58
Let's see what the lawyer.
01:32:59
It's not legal advice.
01:33:01
I'm not getting that.
01:33:02
The car because you want to have it.
01:33:04
He has to articulate.
01:33:06
Even if he's just swerving his stuff.
01:33:08
Give me my ticket.
01:33:08
Will be on my way. See, he made a mistake.
01:33:10
Even rolling the window down.
01:33:13
Now, obviously, this is stupid advice.
01:33:15
Sometimes you can just engage with the policeman,
01:33:18
even though he has no right to do it, and then just be on your way.
01:33:21
And if you stand your rights, you have a chance.
01:33:22
A higher chance, probably getting shot.
01:33:24
So it's probably bad if you make a left one.
01:33:26
You're not supposed to make a left, and you maybe have had some mimosas
01:33:29
in the morning and, you know, you just kind of go, yeah, okay.
01:33:33
Yes, sir, whatever you need.
01:33:34
And then I was on my way.
01:33:37
Right.
01:33:37
So that, I mean, just because you have rights,
01:33:40
you also have the right not to exercise your rights.
01:33:43
That's that's your right.
01:33:45
But you're in control of it, not somebody else.
01:33:47
That's the difference.
01:33:48
If I was like, no, I'm not giving you my license, well,
01:33:51
then I would have easily gotten in trouble. Right?
01:33:52
Then you're literally poking the bear. It's kind of stupid at that point.
01:33:55
You want to just walk away from the bear quietly.
01:33:57
I get it. What?
01:33:58
Why is it the bear?
01:33:59
Why is that?
01:34:00
You're the bear in the situation?
01:34:02
No, you're just being argumentative because you're pissed off.
01:34:04
Because it's something about that.
01:34:06
Something you just let the cops stay there.
01:34:08
It's like the cops are the.
01:34:10
Not the bear. You're the bear. The cops are the ones.
01:34:12
Yeah, you're right, but the cops.
01:34:14
Because the cops position of being an authority,
01:34:16
they have such a higher standard in there.
01:34:17
It's a higher standard is a probable cause to articulate suspicion.
01:34:21
They can't just pull over anybody and get you out of the car.
01:34:24
They can pull you over
01:34:25
and give you a ticket for turning left and all the shit.
01:34:26
You just believe that is never a reason to pull you out of the car.
01:34:29
What he's looking for
01:34:30
is for this guy to give him more evidence that he's drunk or somehow inebriate.
01:34:35
You know, somehow always was used as a weapon in the vehicle.
01:34:41
Well, that's that's the officer's problem.
01:34:42
If you. I mean, here's both my hands.
01:34:44
Just continue your business if you want to confiscate.
01:34:46
Was your arresting me like, that's what he's trying to get him to say.
01:34:49
He can't say anything, so they can't just tack on charges later, which they will.
01:34:54
There was a case. There was a case in Michigan that.
01:34:56
Because I know because I had Michigan, I got in trouble before this happened.
01:35:00
But, a gentleman pulled over, taken out of his vehicle,
01:35:04
and then later they had found, the mirror
01:35:08
and they argued that, they argued against that,
01:35:11
and they said that it was illegal search, because once the gentleman is removed
01:35:14
from the vehicle, they are removed from any threat.
01:35:17
And there was no reason to search the vehicle.
01:35:18
And so he actually got that dismissed.
01:35:21
So that could be cited.
01:35:23
So if you do something illegal on your vehicle
01:35:26
or if there's something illegal in your vehicle
01:35:28
and you exit the vehicle that separates you from that illegality technically.
01:35:32
So there is something to be said for that.
01:35:35
As far as removing someone from the vehicle
01:35:38
prevents them from having access and prevents any.
01:35:41
So I don't understand why you have an issue with that.
01:35:43
It works, but I wasn't saying I had an issue with it.
01:35:45
I was saying that this officer is not trying.
01:35:47
It's nothing for his safety.
01:35:48
He's trying to get more evidence of this guy.
01:35:51
He's going to get him out of the car.
01:35:52
Then he once he's observed him taking one step wrong,
01:35:55
he's going to have him do some type of a fucking test,
01:35:57
which everyone's going to fail because they're ridiculous.
01:36:00
They give you orders that are almost impossible and contradictory,
01:36:03
so they can see you looking foolish and and film.
01:36:06
He's been speeding. Yeah, right.
01:36:08
He has every right to get pulled over for DUI.
01:36:09
I'm not one think. It's not.
01:36:14
There's one more caveat here
01:36:15
that we're going to address here in a little bit.
01:36:18
My only thing I was saying is there's nothing for him to gain
01:36:20
from getting out of the car unless he's under arrest and has to.
01:36:23
And right now he doesn't have to,
01:36:24
even though it sounds like the cops making him get out.
01:36:26
He's getting out voluntarily.
01:36:28
That's a mistake, that's all.
01:36:30
I was talking to the lawyer here, so go ahead.
01:36:34
Okay. All right.
01:36:35
At this time, you are under arrest.
01:36:37
You're not free to leave.
01:36:38
See? Now he's under arrest.
01:36:39
Everything changes. You're under arrest.
01:36:41
I'm informing you, don't he?
01:36:43
He doesn't get to say I'm not under arrest.
01:36:45
So I am not the black rapper you're looking for either.
01:36:49
You're under arrest. So he fucked up by not
01:36:53
my lawyer. Call
01:36:55
by night. What?
01:36:56
Getting out of the car? No. He was under arrest.
01:36:57
No matter what.
01:37:00
Any. Everything this guy's doing right now is just gathering more evidence.
01:37:05
No. So a police officer is right
01:37:09
here, telling me I have to step out my car,
01:37:13
and I'm telling him I don't want to step up my car.
01:37:15
He's telling me to step out the car to have a.
01:37:17
I'm already told you, you're under arrest.
01:37:18
You're under arrest at this point.
01:37:19
Yeah, he's trying to tell me since I didn't want to step out the car I'm under.
01:37:23
I'm under arrest.
01:37:29
But you are under arrest at this point.
01:37:30
All right, so you need to get out of your car right now.
01:37:33
Yeah.
01:37:33
And this is not the time to fight. This is not the time to fight me.
01:37:36
Just tell me to my lawyer.
01:37:38
Just tell me the of the car. Shit.
01:37:40
He thought his lawyer was going to have his back.
01:37:43
He's like, fuck, God damn it.
01:37:45
All right, up, up.
01:37:47
Curtis, I have never work.
01:37:49
That's a this. This is what this guy wants.
01:37:51
And he knows. He thinks that this is going to make him cool.
01:37:54
So this is what he's looking for?
01:37:57
He's kind of looking.
01:37:58
He's a rich kids
01:37:59
fucking son. They'll never have to work hard in his life.
01:38:01
And like to see both of our faces.
01:38:03
Yeah, we're not a rich consigning the rich rappers, kid.
01:38:07
And it's like
01:38:09
he thinks he's cool for this.
01:38:10
He's also wearing a Pokemon onesie, if you guys hadn't noticed yet
01:38:13
what happened at home with us.
01:38:15
I don't I don't judge, right.
01:38:16
We don't judge people. Right? Gary?
01:38:18
I don't judge them for that.
01:38:20
I don't think he's be like,
01:38:23
why? What happened at home with y'all?
01:38:25
Like, oh, he had a bad upbringing.
01:38:27
That's why you're police.
01:38:28
Somebody over there swerving all over the road.
01:38:31
And then so I love also he has the claim of oh, I don't feel safe.
01:38:34
And it's like, well that's the whole reason
01:38:36
that they're pulling you from the vehicle because they don't feel safe either.
01:38:39
You have a gun on the fucking hood of your dash.
01:38:40
I don't know what the fuck you put
01:38:43
on your
01:38:43
dashboard with a lot of I'm not a gun.
01:38:47
His father, who has gotten in trouble with guns, years ago
01:38:52
and got, like, a federal like charge for having, like, an arsenal of guns.
01:38:56
I don't know what what reason he was that he had this for, but he's he served,
01:39:01
like, ten years in prison, almost.
01:39:02
I think, rapper T.I.
01:39:05
it was it was pretty serious.
01:39:07
And so you would think that, you know, I don't know,
01:39:09
he would have more respect for, guns and the police and shit like that,
01:39:13
because he did clean his act up and he did become, you know.
01:39:16
Well, he does have one that show some respect, Joe.
01:39:18
Good citizen.
01:39:18
No, he shows up, you know, he's only like them at all.
01:39:21
Like every fucking celebrity.
01:39:23
Is a with black.
01:39:27
That's a fun fact.
01:39:29
No violent crime has ever been committed
01:39:32
by someone wearing a Pokemon onesie.
01:39:35
Almost. Yeah.
01:39:36
So here's to the any.
01:39:38
He's like, oh, I know I can spell T.I..
01:39:45
I can hold that according to weight.
01:39:47
That other guy wasn't a famous rapper you were talking about.
01:39:50
No, this is him.
01:39:53
Yeah, that was his son.
01:39:54
Come on. Oh, the father son. I get it.
01:39:58
I don't know what he says, but he goes.
01:39:59
Did he tell you that he was. He feared for his life.
01:40:01
And it's like, shut up, dude.
01:40:04
Yeah, that's for sure.
01:40:05
That's South Park. That's not the law. It's come.
01:40:08
The cops were coming right for me,
01:40:10
that means I'm allowed to just.
01:40:13
And it's like. Yeah.
01:40:13
And the cops also feared for their life, too.
01:40:15
That's that's why they wanted him out of the vehicle. So.
01:40:21
The one thing
01:40:21
about Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
01:40:25
It is just, oh, they're not for.
01:40:29
What I have presented here is the top
01:40:31
four stoner movie scenes of all time.
01:40:35
We are certainly not going to watch them all day.
01:40:37
Quick quick poll really quick quick quick.
01:40:39
Before we move on from that last one, just, driving while stoned.
01:40:42
The crime or not a crime, I say not a crime. What do you say?
01:40:45
What say you.
01:40:47
Yes or no?
01:40:48
I'm not.
01:40:49
It is a crime rating.
01:40:51
It was be crime.
01:40:52
Well.
01:41:03
I say not I can hear you having a cigaret.
01:41:05
Having a cigaret? While driving. You get a cigaret buzz.
01:41:07
That's 100% known.
01:41:09
I felt that cigaret for once, for you to stop.
01:41:12
It's just.
01:41:13
It's distracting.
01:41:14
It's distracting you.
01:41:15
You have a hot fall in your lap and on the floor. It.
01:41:18
I think it should all be banned on.
01:41:24
Yeah.
01:41:24
I mean, that's what that's how they did it on my the court hands.
01:41:28
So way to be clear.
01:41:30
You and your argument of smoking weed and driving.
01:41:31
You don't mean smoking dry smoking and then driving.
01:41:33
You mean smoking while driving.
01:41:35
Well, it's all the same to me.
01:41:38
All you got to do is next time you stop a sandwich while driving,
01:41:42
look around.
01:41:43
When next time you stop in a light, look around and see what
01:41:45
everyone's doing around you.
01:41:47
All the assholes with fucking phones mounted to their fucking windshield,
01:41:51
phones they painting, you know?
01:41:53
Damn, some some type of drink.
01:41:55
Sometimes I don't want a bowl of cereal.
01:41:57
I've seen that. Lots of people doing that make up
01:42:00
at the stoplight.
01:42:01
Yeah, except I'm just saying, like, handsfree driving
01:42:04
should should cover that.
01:42:05
The problem with trying to catch somebody being intoxicated is
01:42:09
just by some type of standard
01:42:10
of how much chemical in your body is not you don't know how well or how not well.
01:42:14
They aren't reacting like some people.
01:42:17
Why there should be tests, there should be levels to it. Right?
01:42:20
But I should be able to take it to heart.
01:42:21
Where is that getting lax?
01:42:23
What if I just lost a loved one like I'm feeling a little bit wrecked right now
01:42:27
and I drive. I'm. You know, I'm not in the right frame of mind.
01:42:29
I should be able to drive either.
01:42:31
Then at that point, technically, yeah.
01:42:33
But you know, many people that are on prescription medication
01:42:35
that says do not operate a motor vehicle.
01:42:37
I worked with people that drove high lows and they they we were going to be sold
01:42:41
to another company at this place I was working at.
01:42:43
And, they were concerned about failing a drug test.
01:42:45
And they were like, well, as long as you have your prescription
01:42:47
and it's like, well, okay, they're admitting
01:42:49
to taking drugs that you shouldn't be operating the machinery.
01:42:53
Meanwhile, they're operating machinery.
01:42:56
Makes no
01:42:56
sense to me, but as long as they have a prescription.
01:42:59
Like what?
01:43:01
What a buzzkill.
01:43:03
Damn. We went from can we get money?
01:43:05
Yes. To you might hurt somebody if you even get a little bit high.
01:43:09
So that was kind of interesting.
01:43:11
Okay, I get your point.
01:43:13
I have a point.
01:43:15
Yeah.
01:43:15
It was do not ever, ever get high and drive.
01:43:20
Do not shouldn't unless you have to drive at all.
01:43:23
If you're worried about safety my advice is don't ever drive in any condition ever.
01:43:29
You know, like say there should be levels to it.
01:43:31
I should be able to wait. Just let me finish.
01:43:33
If you're rich or if you're worried about
01:43:35
if you're worried about other people's levels of safety, then you're fine.
01:43:38
Go right ahead.
01:43:39
Because just you being worried of your own safety is going to fuck you up,
01:43:42
and then you're going to head up and up, heading on killing me.
01:43:45
What a way to kill my Mount Rushmore of the high medicine movie.
01:43:50
Whatever.
01:43:51
We'll have to replay the bumper, but, I think that there should be
01:43:55
some place that you can go that's a closed course that you can,
01:43:59
drink, take a breathalyzer, drive a car, pass a driving test.
01:44:03
And that's why you have the mark on your license.
01:44:06
That goes okay.
01:44:06
If you're at that limit or below, you're good to drive still.
01:44:10
But if you're above that, then you get pulled over for drunk driving.
01:44:17
All right.
01:44:17
Well, how do I know it?
01:44:18
Route.
01:44:19
Much more up there, man.
01:44:20
Drunkenness.
01:44:23
Correct.
01:44:24
You can't not they do. They do have that.
01:44:27
You can.
01:44:28
It's not like all the time.
01:44:29
But you can go to the police and they give you what they call
01:44:31
drunk goggles and you drive with them on.
01:44:33
Of course that's not that's not real.
01:44:35
It's not real.
01:44:36
Do you mean it's.
01:44:37
It's a real thing.
01:44:38
I've never once.
01:44:39
I've never once.
01:44:42
Had vision that looked like that.
01:44:44
Oh, right.
01:44:44
Right. No.
01:44:45
So they should take take it one step further.
01:44:49
And just if you do, you can just kind of close one eye and look what I did.
01:44:53
Just a good road.
01:44:54
You can feel like, you know, you're off center is all you need to worry about.
01:44:58
It'd be great to find out what your limit truly is.
01:45:01
So that's what your school would be about.
01:45:02
You'd be like, okay, you're not.
01:45:04
You don't get a pass or fail.
01:45:05
You're like, you know, you get a
01:45:07
whatever the breathalyzer you can handle 1.2 in your passport.
01:45:10
Yeah,
01:45:12
right.
01:45:12
I had my so if you could pull over in there like she,
01:45:14
he blew, you know, 1.2 and it's like, whoa, check his license.
01:45:17
It's like, fuck you.
01:45:18
He can. He can go all the way up to a 1.8. Okay.
01:45:20
Yeah. You're free to go, dude. Sorry.
01:45:22
We must have pulled you over on accident.
01:45:24
Speaking of blowing people.
01:45:25
So you drink one beer.
01:45:27
You're not an alcoholic.
01:45:28
You make one song on SoundCloud.
01:45:30
You're not a rapper.
01:45:32
But I suck one.
01:45:36
This is like.
01:45:37
Okay, okay, I know right?
01:45:40
Yeah, yeah, but I don't want to show out.
01:45:41
What do you what do you think the fans.
01:45:45
What, top ten or.
01:45:46
No, it's not the Mount Rushmore.
01:45:48
They're not really numbered one through four.
01:45:50
They're just the fire half. You smoke.
01:45:55
Do you're saying movies?
01:45:56
These are scenes. Actual scenes.
01:45:59
Oh, scenes.
01:46:00
Oh, that's too I don't know. Let's see.
01:46:02
Oh, there's two boys.
01:46:04
That one was Snoop Dogg showed up on the Friday.
01:46:07
Broaden our mind Friday.
01:46:09
That one is in dance.
01:46:12
Okay.
01:46:14
Snoop Dogg does not show up on the front porch on Friday.
01:46:17
Oh, yeah, he does.
01:46:20
Think I can't speed it up.
01:46:21
The danger you
01:46:23
okay?
01:46:24
Okay, I like you. Got shit to do tomorrow.
01:46:26
You don't have to go to work.
01:46:28
Don't take it like a drink, okay?
01:46:32
I sounds like, hey, I drink and then he finds it ain't got shit to do.
01:46:37
It. Put it in your mouth.
01:46:42
Shut up.
01:46:45
Everybody's got that one friend that no matter
01:46:47
where you are, he's always got a doobie. You'll be on the middle of the desert.
01:46:49
And all of a sudden he's like. Luckily, as the shit ain't never.
01:46:53
That's easy.
01:46:54
But it's posturing
01:46:57
when it come out and.
01:47:01
You hear my phone ring?
01:47:03
Oh hell no.
01:47:05
It's how I kill you and McGee.
01:47:08
Because you playing with my emotions.
01:47:09
You're right again, dude. So what the fuck?
01:47:12
Have you ever hallucinated for marijuana?
01:47:15
No, no. Me either.
01:47:17
Where are they getting?
01:47:18
I just get, like, my thoughts, like, that's,
01:47:20
you know, I get really in-depth thoughts, but they're not like a hallucination.
01:47:24
It's more of just like me kind of visualizing my thoughts a bit.
01:47:29
You're on your gi long, long.
01:47:32
I'm a fan, and I sing in his song called Little Bird Demons.
01:47:37
The heat don't really.
01:47:38
Robin, go to your mom.
01:47:43
Rock and roll.
01:47:44
I think it's you.
01:47:45
Better than before, you know. Tweet, tweet.
01:47:48
Wonder what great dentist like me, I know,
01:47:55
lots of pretty important
01:47:56
heavy shit. For.
01:48:06
I've never even that high.
01:48:09
Does anybody have? Amen.
01:48:10
Smoke in my driving.
01:48:13
Okay.
01:48:20
I think we're back.
01:48:22
Yeah.
01:48:23
I can't believe I used to think this shit was funny when I was younger.
01:48:25
It's just not right.
01:48:29
I think it's lost its charm because it's all legal now, and it's still, like.
01:48:33
So, you know, I mean, it's
01:48:35
that mean movies, but they're not like, buying it.
01:48:38
They're trying to film it.
01:48:40
It's like, oh my God, I can't believe like,
01:48:43
you're on munchies tonight.
01:48:44
You're not me.
01:48:46
I can't believe there's a movie about marijuana. Like, wow.
01:48:48
Oh, wow. Yeah.
01:48:51
What do you guys want?
01:48:52
But hey, if it wasn't for these movies to try and normalize it,
01:48:55
I don't think it would be legal right now.
01:48:56
So hatred or love it, it's mostly these people's fault.
01:49:00
Those people, beef jerky.
01:49:02
There was a strategy involved in getting a legal ice cream
01:49:06
bars, and and it wasn't like the health benefits.
01:49:10
It was more about taxation and regulation.
01:49:15
They wanted to,
01:49:19
by taking it from the,
01:49:21
the, the medical benefits
01:49:24
angle, they weren't getting anywhere.
01:49:26
But when they took it from the take it out of the gangsters
01:49:30
hands and put it into,
01:49:33
legitimate organized
01:49:34
business, taxable kind of stuff, that's
01:49:38
when they finally got it moving in the right direction.
01:49:42
So the real problem is it's a cash only kind of a business.
01:49:46
Still.
01:49:54
No way.
01:49:56
Yeah.
01:50:02
What?
01:50:04
That did not just happen.
01:50:06
Think people.
01:50:10
Were still doing the mo Rushmore.
01:50:14
All right.
01:50:14
It was like a fuze running.
01:50:16
Yeah, there was for.
01:50:20
Those for.
01:50:21
Yeah. Yeah. I'm not watching the whole nonsense.
01:50:23
Oh, that was that.
01:50:25
Was it open for an express?
01:50:27
You got another one.
01:50:28
Let's see it.
01:50:28
Oh, you mentioned what there was before for.
01:50:31
Well, there was five, but we I just made it for honorable.
01:50:35
Oh time to.
01:50:39
Oh. Are you able to share.
01:50:41
Do you want me to put it. Yeah. No, I got it.
01:50:43
It's a little bit fucked up the crowd, but that's okay
01:50:47
because this is. They didn't have the crowd.
01:50:48
Wow. That's clever.
01:50:50
It's a lead clip and cry.
01:50:52
This is a brilliant scene. Why?
01:50:55
This is sort of how these two kind of met.
01:50:57
Not exactly, but similar content to
01:51:01
their kind of only two dudes that smoked weed and they were like,
01:51:03
motherfucker.
01:51:05
Oh, there's no such.
01:51:08
There's no worries. No.
01:51:11
Gary! Come here.
01:51:12
Yeah, yeah, that's been lowered.
01:51:15
It's just we have to fix.
01:51:18
Yes, we meaning you do.
01:51:22
That's what I was.
01:51:23
I called.
01:51:29
000000.
01:51:33
Away.
01:51:35
Oh oh no cigar. No.
01:51:40
Fuck. Oh, bitch.
01:51:42
So without you,
01:51:47
the time must have been hook up.
01:51:51
Got blunt.
01:51:54
That week.
01:51:56
Man, that shit smell couldn't sell dog I'm Jamal piece.
01:52:00
So you trying to get something to bring them nerves down to bring up
01:52:04
the good pass study, Take the test to get high scores.
01:52:09
Right, right, right
01:52:12
is the longest this is okay.
01:52:15
We can just enter the. So far.
01:52:17
Yeah. It's go.
01:52:18
So far it doesn't, but I was.
01:52:22
I can't find where I kill it because I'm lost in my fucking shit here.
01:52:25
Because that that Snoop Dogg and 50 cent starts.
01:52:28
You know that is mad, man.
01:52:30
Method man in red, man. Are you kidding me?
01:52:31
I know, I know, I knew one of them, actually.
01:52:35
I didn't know the other guy
01:52:36
and I couldn't tell you which one was which.
01:52:38
You knew him?
01:52:39
He's still alive. Actually, I knew of them.
01:52:41
Their names are too similar.
01:52:43
I thought they were the same person for the longest time.
01:52:46
Really?
01:52:46
They've got the same last name, man. Yes.
01:52:51
Sure.
01:52:51
I mean, yeah.
01:52:53
Redman. You know what to say.
01:52:55
What the.
01:52:57
I don't know, man.
01:52:59
Were we able to figure out a, ask?
01:53:01
Vlad's probably not.
01:53:02
Right, I don't have I don't know nothing about it.
01:53:05
I had a brief one, and you weren't even ready for that,
01:53:07
so I don't think we're missing much. I don't know what you.
01:53:10
Yeah, we could go to. I could do Sabine.
01:53:12
I could do chicken attack, or we could go to Rumble.
01:53:14
We can skip Sabina all together and go to Rumble.
01:53:19
Sabrina.
01:53:21
No. About chicken.
01:53:22
Chicken attack.
01:53:24
I like the chicken attack,
01:53:26
I watched it, I cheated,
01:53:28
mostly we got a veggie.
01:53:32
Oh, okay.
01:53:34
Fudge.
01:53:39
There.
01:53:40
Bonaparte.
01:53:41
Fuck this game.
01:53:43
I love your little nickname for me.
01:53:46
My husband is going to be 70 next month.
01:53:48
He's in good physical shape, but has taken up smoking marijuana every day.
01:53:54
He says he is addicted.
01:53:56
I have told him how much I hate that he uses dope.
01:53:59
He quit for a while and then goes back to it.
01:54:03
We have been married for almost 50 years.
01:54:04
I would be disappointed filing for divorce, but I am starting to think
01:54:07
it's my only way out of a situation that has become increasingly frustrated.
01:54:12
He does.
01:54:12
His doctor told him it probably won't kill him.
01:54:15
Seriously, what's your advice?
01:54:17
Flag signed potheads wife in Arizona.
01:54:21
Okay. Potheads wife.
01:54:22
Oh, you were such a bitch.
01:54:27
What are you.
01:54:28
Let's knock it off.
01:54:30
Let him have what he wants.
01:54:31
He's 70 GS, but I like
01:54:35
now I forgot, I forgot that one dope.
01:54:39
Don't know.
01:54:40
It's a good one.
01:54:43
I think,
01:54:45
yeah. Know,
01:54:47
I think that
01:54:49
it's good that she doesn't need to do it,
01:54:52
but he needs to do a big, Yeah, just to deal with her.
01:54:57
Yeah.
01:54:58
Like she's seriously threatening divorce for
01:55:02
something, really?
01:55:03
That he's 70.
01:55:04
They've been together almost 50 years, and
01:55:07
what?
01:55:08
Why is that?
01:55:08
Why would that be the the straw?
01:55:12
He doesn't like that.
01:55:14
She doesn't explain what the problem is with it.
01:55:17
She just says that she just doesn't like it.
01:55:20
You know, if there was some things as to why, like, is there is
01:55:24
there are things that he's doing well on it that's the problem.
01:55:26
Like, why,
01:55:30
I think she just doesn't like it.
01:55:31
It's the stigma,
01:55:33
stigma that's been built up.
01:55:35
It's been built up to be something so negative that everyone's just like
01:55:38
I tried to.
01:55:39
I tried to shed a light on that in the monologue today, that this was all
01:55:44
fake, all made up like the the the violent crime.
01:55:48
Ridiculous. The,
01:55:51
the gateway drug thing.
01:55:52
Just not true.
01:55:55
Gateway drug.
01:55:58
It's it's been it's
01:56:00
been helpful in, the fabrication of, like,
01:56:04
bags, like burlap sacks, sales, of course.
01:56:09
Rope.
01:56:10
The founding fathers all used it, grew it,
01:56:14
the the the the treatments,
01:56:18
the various medical treatments, tinctures was the way to go.
01:56:23
Just
01:56:25
tincture ginger
01:56:29
teeth cleaner.
01:56:30
Rahu.
01:56:32
Real, real slicer. I'm
01:56:37
blanca.
01:56:38
Blanca, Blanca.
01:56:39
Like, man. I'll tell you what.
01:56:42
I am so looking forward to that movie.
01:56:46
They're trying to get you to go, like, wrestling
01:56:49
mortal Kombat.
01:56:52
Okay.
01:56:52
In the Coke, Pepsi world.
01:56:54
You don't like wrestling?
01:56:55
I'll drink a Pepsi.
01:56:57
Republicans. Democrats.
01:56:59
I vote Republican.
01:57:01
I drink a Pepsi Cola, Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat,
01:57:05
I am Street Fighter and World Cup that's got a new movie coming out soon, love.
01:57:09
Oh, come back to what's coming out and
01:57:12
there.
01:57:13
Yeah, that was that was good.
01:57:16
This new Street Fighter movie.
01:57:19
I am so friggin excited.
01:57:23
Wonka looks good y'all.
01:57:25
Steve looks great from Disney World.
01:57:29
Incredible. Bison looks great.
01:57:31
I mean, they have a guy who has a lisp.
01:57:36
Guile has a lisp, but he does it through a wall.
01:57:40
I mean, it is so friggin cool.
01:57:43
I want to I watch your trailer like ten times today.
01:57:47
I just couldn't play, play, play.
01:57:50
I just, I get goosebumps.
01:57:52
It's so good
01:57:54
burning behind me. Can't wait.
01:57:56
Tons of heroin, opium, hashish and other narcotics.
01:58:02
So this is.
01:58:08
I call it
01:58:11
like what?
01:58:12
What else did you think was going to happen here.
01:58:14
Okay.
01:58:19
I was burning behind.
01:58:25
You go
01:58:27
quick quick quick quick.
01:58:28
Well you just need one more.
01:58:37
I don't know why it's so funny.
01:58:40
I need is eight and a half tons of heroin, opium,
01:58:43
hashish and other narcotics.
01:58:52
That's a shame.
01:59:05
Well.
01:59:06
He's back. Okay, now we can do this.
01:59:09
Okay.
01:59:11
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01:59:17
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While flags, rants. Why there's a fake.
02:01:43
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02:01:50
From.
02:01:55
Ladies and gentlemen,
02:01:57
who tell you to get ready for
02:02:01
what you're doing opens up the rumble.
02:02:04
I hope that you ready to forgive me.
02:02:06
I rumble.
02:02:08
Shut up!
02:02:08
Here we go.
02:02:09
Shit! Piss! Fuck!
02:02:10
Hancock! Sucker! Motherfucker! Tits!
02:02:11
Is that enough, or shall I go on? Fagot?
02:02:14
Fagot fagot fagot!
02:02:15
Wait! Go!
02:02:16
Fagot jabber fagot fagot.
02:02:19
I know it all
02:02:20
clear up on at WrestleMania, I'm sure.
02:02:23
Which was this weekend.
02:02:26
I know WrestleMania have tons of counting at all
02:02:30
and other names on my ESPN package now, and it's like go fuck yourself.
02:02:35
Yeah, it's like 30 bucks for it.
02:02:38
Yeah, I'm not.
02:02:39
And it's like one of those things in the 20s where you used to go,
02:02:43
that chick would take her skirt off and then it would drop
02:02:45
and you're like, oh, like, I forgot to put another penny in
02:02:48
and it would just be the same video over and over again. You have.
02:02:51
That's how it's going to be with WrestleMania.
02:02:53
Pretty soon you're going to pay the 59, 99 and get to the last match,
02:02:57
and it's going to be last.
02:02:57
You need to deposit another 59.99.
02:03:01
Yeah, there's a lot of different cortisone.
02:03:04
So I have some footage from WrestleMania.
02:03:09
That's been my big kick lately.
02:03:16
This chicken attack.
02:03:17
What about you chicken attack bumper motherfucker.
02:03:20
It's labeled because at the end.
02:03:23
Thank you.
02:03:26
Don't tell me what to do.
02:03:28
I didn't.
02:03:36
Unless,
02:03:37
I guess I could play this whole chicken situation is flag rant.
02:03:41
Love.
02:03:45
I'm just watching them.
02:03:46
I would like trying to play practice this, and it's just try to take an attack.
02:03:50
Chicken attack this fucking thing off of me.
02:03:54
I. The blood gushing out, almost an evil, sinister.
02:04:04
I mean, more like a chicken in the egg, but
02:04:08
I thought it was like me.
02:04:09
Hopefully I like chicken and waffles
02:04:10
or some shit or chicken jack, but it's a what a burger.
02:04:13
But close enough. Oh, wow.
02:04:16
This is too good.
02:04:19
This is a big brawl.
02:04:20
No explanation why, but
02:04:23
look at all the leaves on the floor.
02:04:25
Yeah, yeah, phones and weaves and fucking.
02:04:31
I'm going.
02:04:34
To get your.
02:04:35
How do you guys have a situation where this may have broken out?
02:04:38
And maybe it did, maybe it didn't, but, like, came close to like you somehow.
02:04:41
Like you're passing in another party,
02:04:44
so just decided to throw hands in the middle of a
02:04:47
fast food joint in the middle of the night.
02:04:50
Yeah, it started Taco Bell and ended at the Franks Nursery next door.
02:04:54
Yeah, and it happens every Saturday.
02:04:57
Every Friday, whenever the football game or after the football game. Yeah,
02:05:01
but it was just,
02:05:04
it was just fists, though.
02:05:06
I mean, there's no there was no harm. Everyone healed. We went.
02:05:09
Jake, I didn't
02:05:11
I didn't participate
02:05:13
chicken. Out.
02:05:17
You know, like.
02:05:20
Oh, no.
02:05:30
Oh, come on,
02:05:33
they do sound like chickens on the
02:05:36
wrestling.
02:05:37
You know, it's hard to tell.
02:05:41
You couldn't beat them in the corner.
02:05:42
Oh, there we go.
02:05:45
What is got I
02:05:48
there's only one person trying to break it all.
02:05:50
The one person's like, no,
02:05:51
let him fight because the one bitch is beating the other bitches ass.
02:05:54
And her bitches winning.
02:05:56
So she's like, no, no,
02:05:58
no, wait.
02:06:02
No. Well,
02:06:05
I thought it was our manager of the week or whatever.
02:06:09
Yeah.
02:06:09
If you no longer.
02:06:11
Hey come on. I'm like, no,
02:06:14
no, give me allowing this.
02:06:18
Let me talk in their own language.
02:06:20
Where are their husbands?
02:06:26
Like somebody should be responsible for them.
02:06:28
Who let them out?
02:06:29
Did did you lose your head?
02:06:32
See what they have?
02:06:34
Do you think they have husbands?
02:06:36
Fathers? Oh, shit.
02:06:37
I guess not that either.
02:06:39
Boom!
02:06:40
No daddies anything.
02:06:43
Oh. Is that is that a girl, or did she get knocked on her forehead?
02:06:47
Look at that.
02:06:49
Randy RKO, the man on the announcing table.
02:06:52
Is that spoon looking thing part of her?
02:06:56
He was at Royal Rumble.
02:06:58
Yeah, I know you up here.
02:07:00
Okay. She got.
02:07:01
This is an honest question. If you're,
02:07:04
African American, how do you tell if you get a bruise?
02:07:09
Oh, it's purple, like normal, like bruises. Do.
02:07:14
What do you mean?
02:07:15
How racist is that? Are you dumb?
02:07:16
Are you just like, oh, I get are you all right?
02:07:20
You fired three questions at me. Which one?
02:07:22
You know the different. Yeah.
02:07:24
Like skin and fucking bruised purple skin.
02:07:27
Like it's so
02:07:29
like, you don't know the difference between a fucking purple vein and a.
02:07:33
Oh, I know the tattoo don't show on my body.
02:07:37
You let me go, let us go. You tired?
02:07:40
Yeah, yeah.
02:07:40
Why aren't there wet white ink tattoos
02:07:43
there? Are you?
02:07:46
Why don't you, just.
02:07:48
I think it's like, take it takes, like,
02:07:51
more to get into the skin
02:07:55
and, Yeah.
02:07:58
So I think there's someone here to do this.
02:08:01
I want to play it all clear right now.
02:08:06
They got to sort out whose weave is who's to pick up phones.
02:08:09
So whose phone is whose?
02:08:11
There's phones scattered all over the fucking place. There's.
02:08:14
And then I still want to go for the same mine.
02:08:17
This is yours.
02:08:18
This is yours. Here.
02:08:18
This is mine.
02:08:19
Yeah. So am I going.
02:08:22
Oh, this is like,
02:08:27
civilized all of a sudden.
02:08:28
Move your phone and your big bang bang.
02:08:31
Holy.
02:08:32
I'm a bitch.
02:08:33
One man now.
02:08:34
Like, let me see your.
02:08:38
Oh. Shit.
02:08:38
It started over.
02:08:43
I've never watched any of it.
02:08:44
Dude, I try to be myself.
02:08:46
Frees up to give that,
02:08:49
up to Canada.
02:08:52
I won't let you. I'm not.
02:08:55
That's all it takes to play with them.
02:08:58
I love combats, but then you get more to get nice.
02:09:01
But you can go.
02:09:03
This is just unfortunate logic.
02:09:05
You know,
02:09:07
I didn't.
02:09:08
I think it's it's a good life lesson.
02:09:10
I don't know how the timing went.
02:09:11
So that woman was making fun of the song way back when.
02:09:14
But look, I found a clip from Madagascar.
02:09:17
Happy birthday to you.
02:09:19
You live in a zoo.
02:09:21
You look like a monkey.
02:09:23
Like one, two off.
02:09:27
I say.
02:09:33
I don't want to be disparaging, but I don't think that was real.
02:09:36
I think that was CGI.
02:09:39
It was it was a it was animated.
02:09:41
It was animation. But. Nope.
02:09:43
That's an actual clip from the actual movie.
02:09:46
The actual movie.
02:09:47
The actual movie. Like not.
02:09:49
It's it's a non doctored non edit to did did did clip that I'd
02:09:56
where do you go.
02:09:59
Did you just so below I don't know can you still I can't see him.
02:10:03
Hopefully that didn't happen again.
02:10:04
He's not there.
02:10:07
He's not there.
02:10:07
He didn't say oh I didn't hear him say it.
02:10:10
He didn't say it. No,
02:10:12
he didn't.
02:10:14
You worthless pile.
02:10:16
Let's play this while we wait,
02:10:19
because it's fantastic.
02:10:20
Shut the fuck up.
02:10:21
You should do stadium voiceovers from your voice,
02:10:25
you credible?
02:10:29
Fellow Americans, it is with the utmost pride and sincerity
02:10:32
that I present this record as a living testament
02:10:34
and recollection of history in the making during our generation.
02:10:37
Oh, happy birthday, Hitler.
02:10:40
Are you?
02:10:41
What do you mean, happy birthday?
02:10:43
I don't know, I was just trying to segway your rapping.
02:10:45
How do you know it?
02:10:46
Like you did my read for it was.
02:10:49
It was Hitler's birthday on for 20.
02:10:53
Yeah.
02:10:54
I think I, I like how you stay up on your Nazi.
02:10:56
You Aurora used to hide the truth. Keeping score.
02:10:59
I guess even back then, they wanted me to play the role.
02:11:00
But I was tired of the script. Tired of the lazy.
02:11:02
It even makes me sound a little bit get into the light.
02:11:04
I mean, what freedom is shining like the stars in the night.
02:11:07
Brighter than a bear.
02:11:08
My name got the truth version of me no longer playing the game.
02:11:11
That's right.
02:11:12
No, no.
02:11:13
Yeah, no I draw I'm the truth seeker.
02:11:15
Breaking off the shackles.
02:11:16
Yeah, I'm cranking up the speaker I check boundaries I got it right there.
02:11:20
Rolling specter.
02:11:22
The voices told me.
02:11:23
Dude, step out and be director.
02:11:25
So that's what I'ma do. Take you back to the view.
02:11:27
Without the mask, without the lie.
02:11:29
Yeah, I'm coming for you.
02:11:31
Let me tell you what I do do to accept this I shoot down the stigma like a pro.
02:11:36
No defenses.
02:11:37
This ain't a movie, dog.
02:11:39
This life now before defense, let me just say I did not come here to show out.
02:11:44
Did not come here to impress you. Did not do it for the views.
02:11:47
Because to tell you the truth, when I leave here, I'm gone.
02:11:50
It's okay.
02:11:50
I think about me.
02:11:51
It's over when it hits the fan. Brother.
02:11:53
Whether it's next year, years 2014.
02:11:56
And now, you'll never be able to say that these brothers lied to you, Jack.
02:12:00
I had the dark in my head.
02:12:01
The rainbow when the storm came to the block.
02:12:03
And they like that
02:12:04
when it was meant to be I come on by any means on to carry my liberty.
02:12:06
Whenever there's a doubt. Get your umbrellas out.
02:12:08
Because that's when I brainstorm. What's the love for doubt?
02:12:10
You can blame time. But I didn't invent the hey, hey, hey.
02:12:13
I just found the key.
02:12:14
And I opened up the gate. And I do it twice.
02:12:17
Ain't no sense in me lying. As if I wasn't proud of the man I beat.
02:12:19
And I could blame my environment.
02:12:21
But there ain't no reason why I miss Monday night.
02:12:23
Hope you don't think silence is the only way to survive.
02:12:26
Both reaching for the truth. They're finally alive.
02:12:28
If you hate on that, how would you explain?
02:12:29
I'm fully out now and the sun is in my brains.
02:12:33
I got a courageous spirit.
02:12:34
Period. Check out my heart. Don't beat the way I wear it.
02:12:36
Check out my truth on I walk like a conqueror.
02:12:38
No matter where you go.
02:12:40
You are what you are.
02:12:41
And you can try to change.
02:12:43
But that's just the top layer.
02:12:45
Man. You was who you was for.
02:12:46
You got here player. Only God can judge me.
02:12:50
So I'm gon
02:12:52
be the love me or leave me alone,
02:12:55
you stupid bitch.
02:13:04
It's such a great song.
02:13:05
That's a great track.
02:13:06
Or how to appreciate your.
02:13:08
How do you know that?
02:13:09
I love that Jay-Z song.
02:13:13
One of my favorite albums by Jay-Z.
02:13:16
Oh, you see, copy that for some.
02:13:17
You plagiarized it.
02:13:19
I thought it was.
02:13:19
What do you mean, no?
02:13:21
What do you mean? Who said that? What? No. Yeah. Yes.
02:13:24
So that was one of your favorites.
02:13:25
That was an original
02:13:27
mean, was it?
02:13:29
No. You're.
02:13:30
Wait. You're not. That's you talking.
02:13:33
I thought that was Gary.
02:13:34
Gary, if you as above. So below.
02:13:36
We didn't hear you. Yeah, we didn't hear you.
02:13:39
You're gonna have to come back to left and didn't.
02:13:42
Yeah. You didn't give us any chance.
02:13:44
The chances are you're still sitting there just talking and it cut out.
02:13:47
Yeah. He brought out the same. He's like on the move.
02:13:52
Hey, Gary, have a nice day.
02:13:54
It's nice talking to you, buddy,
02:13:56
but I'm not going to end the show yet.
02:13:58
We're just going to keep going.
02:14:01
But you're not going to end the show,
02:14:02
you stupid.
02:14:09
Who are these people
02:14:10
that were in district court in Ann Arbor, Michigan?
02:14:13
36 year old Anthony Lane is before Judge Cedric Simpson
02:14:17
for a virtual conference
02:14:20
on Samsung Simpson
02:14:24
possessing a narcotic cocaine, heroin.
02:14:27
To the right to a probable cause hearing this case, sent straight
02:14:30
to circuit court, was the 1960 name of the boy, Anthony Lane.
02:14:35
Good morning, Sir.
02:14:36
I need a waiver for, continue negotiations.
02:14:39
The resolution is that you do not have that hearing.
02:14:42
So here, first thing I noticed right off the bat, dude,
02:14:44
if you're even though it's zoom, it's hard to be formal and stuff.
02:14:49
Don't be laying down at your court appearance.
02:14:51
That's the first tip off, sir.
02:14:53
That motherfucker was walking down the goddamn street in my court.
02:14:56
Shit, I was pissed.
02:14:58
I'm like, here I am, dressed all up, and this guy got lesser charges.
02:15:02
I was going to recover until the judge.
02:15:03
I should have saved the recording.
02:15:05
I scrapped afterwards, but I recorded it all.
02:15:07
You. You
02:15:09
you can't.
02:15:10
That's a crime.
02:15:12
I'm allowed to.
02:15:13
It's a public court. Wait. But I do want to make.
02:15:16
So I screen recorded it. Yeah.
02:15:18
No, you're not allowed in this.
02:15:19
I would stop talking.
02:15:20
Well, how are these people able to.
02:15:23
How are we able to see this?
02:15:24
It's a great question.
02:15:25
Probably through Freedom of Information Act.
02:15:28
I don't know, I, I think if I'm in it, I'm allowed to record it.
02:15:31
But you're not allowed in Michigan.
02:15:32
I'm allowed to record third party in Michigan.
02:15:36
Sorry. No, no, I don't have to consent.
02:15:39
Nobody else. You can send him a lot of record.
02:15:42
You're just making shit up. That's not Michigan.
02:15:44
Oh, wait. So wait.
02:15:44
We just delete it anyway, it was nothing exciting other than a couple jackasses
02:15:49
and probably pissed me off. If I watch it back.
02:15:50
To be honest, I did that earlier.
02:15:52
So the, this is the other guy.
02:15:55
My charges versus my my fines versus their fines,
02:15:58
even though two people had, like suspended licenses and shit.
02:16:01
And it's like, I've never had a ticket and I fucking made a left when I shouldn't.
02:16:04
When I said, oh, no. But there was backed up traffic everywhere.
02:16:07
And it's like, I don't know, what do you expect me to do?
02:16:08
But I made the safest. People were waving me in.
02:16:11
They were like, yeah, go ahead and turn like,
02:16:15
hate, hate, hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
02:16:17
Just follow the rules.
02:16:18
The law and order. It's pretty simple.
02:16:21
You're not doing anything wrong.
02:16:22
You don't anything to hide.
02:16:23
So, the attorney
02:16:26
giving my license up and told them.
02:16:28
Yeah, I'm just trying to go to the stupid place of the crab.
02:16:31
Good job.
02:16:31
Hey, you got a little giant lobster Betsy up front.
02:16:34
Unfucking.
02:16:35
I just want to let you know you got a little bit of a jackboot
02:16:38
all smeared all over your face there in a little bit of shit right on your nose.
02:16:41
But you just do what you got to do.
02:16:42
Well, you actually wiped it off. I'm joking.
02:16:45
Because, you know, you're.
02:16:46
You're kissing, that you're jackboot.
02:16:47
You're a bootlicker. That's what I was trying to say.
02:16:50
Just do whatever the police say.
02:16:54
The attorney.
02:16:55
These are all.
02:16:55
All these people have got nothing.
02:16:58
An attorney don't need to get involved if you're not doing anything wrong,
02:17:01
that's great. But I'm saying. What?
02:17:03
You don't need to say anything either.
02:17:05
Doing something wrong, just go.
02:17:06
No, I'm not doing anything wrong.
02:17:08
This is not legal.
02:17:09
Everywhere you go, it's horrible advice.
02:17:11
Here's what the attorney general, whatever
02:17:14
the attorney in the upper left has to point out.
02:17:18
The attorney in the upper left has to point out this fact
02:17:21
that everyone missed here that earlier and this time block that Mr.
02:17:25
Lane was rolling a blunt and might have been smoking.
02:17:31
The motherfucking dumbass
02:17:32
logged into court forgot about it,
02:17:36
and rolled and smoked a fucking blunt right before court.
02:17:41
Earlier that day, while Lane waited in the virtual courtroom,
02:17:43
he decided to have a smoke.
02:17:46
Oh, he just like,
02:17:48
what is it?
02:17:49
Looks like he's like recording himself. Doing it on purpose.
02:17:51
A double take?
02:17:52
No, I think he rolled it on his phone.
02:17:55
Oh, hilarious.
02:17:57
You know what is going.
02:17:58
Yeah.
02:17:59
Why would this phone camera kill your video?
02:18:03
So sometimes people do stupid shit, apparently.
02:18:05
Yeah, right. High or not high. Hilarious.
02:18:08
But in the theme of this show, while recreational marijuana use is.
02:18:12
And I like that the other guy in court says Moto G play 2021.
02:18:16
That is my favorite part.
02:18:17
I just didn't even realize that was his name.
02:18:19
I was more or less looking at the fact he's in a wife beater in his car,
02:18:22
and he's the one to kind of go, oh, hold on, what's that guy doing?
02:18:25
And it's like, well, yeah,
02:18:26
you're not doing much better yourself, but at least you're not smoking.
02:18:31
He's like, dude, I'm fine now.
02:18:32
I'm just I think he combed his hair. Yeah.
02:18:34
He's like, shit, I thought I was leaving
02:18:36
like a collared shirt or some being in the jungle.
02:18:39
You don't have to be smarter than the judge.
02:18:40
You just have to be smarter than your stupid friend Moto G.
02:18:44
Play fuck with them.
02:18:47
Well, marijuana use.
02:18:47
I had a moto G play, dude. You know?
02:18:49
So you know how Apple has regular Apple iPhone and they came out that stupid
02:18:53
iPhone key, which is like crap crap edition, half edition.
02:18:56
So if it was phone or some shit like that and yeah, they had a moto G5, G6
02:19:01
and then they tried to get it to
02:19:03
came out with like this $99 phone that was called the G play.
02:19:07
Fun fact it came out in 20 2021.
02:19:11
It's legal in Michigan, laying it out on board and strictly
02:19:14
prohibited from taking any drugs and controlled substances.
02:19:17
This video is not from 2021, but by the way, it's owned in front of him.
02:19:21
Any reason what he was doing not only on the internet but directly to the court?
02:19:26
You see, I got a cock sucker over my over my right shoulder.
02:19:30
We put on the we put on the the naysayers, the air holes.
02:19:35
I don't like him. I don't care about his politics.
02:19:37
I just hate that he just.
02:19:39
These ones are funny.
02:19:40
He's not. He's so one sided. Yeah. And he's not funny.
02:19:43
And he makes fun of
02:19:44
like things that he last time he was funny is when he dressed up like Karl Malone.
02:19:48
That was hilarious.
02:19:49
And that's what everyone hates him for. Is his blackface.
02:19:53
Oh. So.
02:19:54
Yeah. Dude, I don't get this.
02:19:55
I get I said he was rolling in on it, but look at this angle.
02:19:58
I guess Gary did leave. I don't know, it's.
02:20:00
I don't think he left on purpose.
02:20:02
If he did, we should watch the show.
02:20:03
But during the session and flaunted the blown up clothes while Judge Simpson
02:20:07
was handling other cases, court staff took notice and informed the prosecutor.
02:20:12
You want to give him that information?
02:20:13
I guess we need to adjourn the PCC.
02:20:14
So Mr. Lane and I can speak further before he.
02:20:17
I think that might be wise.
02:20:18
Mr. Lane, you understand what's happening now?
02:20:21
Yeah, I don't think I spelled that right, but you know what I mean.
02:20:24
Lane is also supposed to be taking regular drug tests.
02:20:27
When's the last time he tested?
02:20:29
Two weeks ago.
02:20:30
You were supposed to be testing two times per week.
02:20:33
All right. Whatever.
02:20:33
So he gets fucked, he's got to go test, and he's going to jail.
02:20:38
There's more.
02:20:39
I have so many more of those. Not so many more.
02:20:40
He was higher than a kite.
02:20:43
Two more.
02:20:44
These are the part they have to be on the show.
02:20:46
They can't just be on the after show.
02:20:49
This guy.
02:20:52
And when dispatch centers take all kinds of emergency calls, the one they took
02:20:56
last Friday from a Youngstown, Ohio man might be one of the more bizarre ones.
02:21:00
That's a pretty important part that he was, quote, too high.
02:21:04
Have a listen to this.
02:21:06
Got to start lower so you can get up there.
02:21:07
You know
02:21:09
who are your two high.
02:21:12
Yeah.
02:21:13
What did you take for him to sing
02:21:16
your way I can't feel anything.
02:21:19
Okay.
02:21:19
What did you take the.
02:21:23
We were here. Yes.
02:21:26
See, if I was the dispatcher, I'd be like, bullshit.
02:21:29
I'd be like, oh my God, Rita, they don't worry about it.
02:21:33
You'll be good. Just like, be fine.
02:21:35
Get a bag of Doritos.
02:21:37
Yeah. Try to take a nap. You'll be fine.
02:21:40
I'm still in this guy's joke position,
02:21:41
surrounded by Doritos, goldfish crackers, and Chips Ahoy there.
02:21:45
Cookies!
02:21:46
Sounds like a joke, but we know they're cookie.
02:21:49
He couldn't feel his hands.
02:21:51
He refused medical treatment and was charged with drug possession.
02:21:54
Yeah, my girlfriend said the before, too.
02:21:55
She's like, I can't. I can't feel my feet, I can't walk.
02:21:58
And I'm like, just put him on the ground and she's like, oh, okay.
02:22:01
And then she she's like, oh shit.
02:22:05
She's like, I don't know.
02:22:05
I feel like, I feel like what I said, instead of them,
02:22:07
they're going to be all new to me and I'm just going to go to the ground.
02:22:09
I'm like, no, just fucking put him down there.
02:22:12
They're there. Work. I don't move your feet.
02:22:14
Yeah, okay, now put them down on the stand.
02:22:16
And she's like, oh shit.
02:22:18
What do you think would have happened
02:22:19
if you weren't there to tell her that though?
02:22:21
She been stuck there?
02:22:22
Well, I've, I've told her as far as, like, you know,
02:22:25
doing edibles and stuff, you know, definitely like
02:22:28
if you don't know what you're doing going in, start on the low side.
02:22:31
And if you don't feel it yet, fucking do more.
02:22:34
And if you don't feel it, you do more and eventually you'll get somewhere.
02:22:38
It's way
02:22:38
better than doing too much and then going, oh, how do I how do I rewind this?
02:22:42
You know?
02:22:45
Fuck, this video won't play.
02:22:47
Yeah. Don't play.
02:22:48
Oh fuck my life.
02:22:51
I really want it to play. It's the best one.
02:22:52
I saved it for last.
02:22:54
There it goes.
02:22:55
That's the last video.
02:22:57
No, no, the last one of the stupid cop people.
02:23:00
Stupid.
02:23:01
Well, why did Gary say that?
02:23:02
Sorry if I forgot to fucking challenge him on that.
02:23:04
Why did is he think that? Oh, no, I already did. Never mind.
02:23:07
That bitch that I'm putting are why?
02:23:09
It doesn't matter what our does.
02:23:11
You were right, I was wrong. Gary is wrong.
02:23:14
Across the board though.
02:23:15
No, he was saying the same thing. It's superfluous.
02:23:17
Both know he was thinking.
02:23:20
Oh, no. No.
02:23:21
Then how am I supposed to know? What's that?
02:23:23
How am I supposed to know what's what's on rumbling.
02:23:25
Yeah. You need the hours. Yeah,
02:23:28
that's why I stopped doing it.
02:23:30
But Gary is the only one who is doing the white still,
02:23:32
so I don't know what used up. That's even worse.
02:23:34
Using stop doing white.
02:23:35
But then he's like, why are we doing white? You.
02:23:37
It's like no one else is but you.
02:23:40
I know I'm doing ours, but he I thought he was.
02:23:43
I thought he was
02:23:45
bitching about both.
02:23:49
I thought he was.
02:23:49
But again, it's like you're not on the you're not on the control side.
02:23:52
So I see where that wouldn't matter to you, Gary.
02:23:54
You know you're not. I'm
02:23:57
I'm also like I'm going to make a said I'm going to make
02:24:01
an editorial decision and sometimes just move some of them to rumble out.
02:24:04
Anyways, either I want to save the best one at some point.
02:24:07
Yeah.
02:24:07
No, but there are some that are going to get flagged on YouTube.
02:24:11
That's the point. Yeah.
02:24:13
So that's what
02:24:14
that's what Michigan City councilman is angry and want some answers. Why?
02:24:18
Dearborn wants to know why no charges have been filed against a police officer
02:24:22
who admits to take.
02:24:23
So what I was more embarrassed about is when I did searching for, you know,
02:24:26
silly high stories or reports of high stories and police,
02:24:31
the three of them that I found they were in Ann Arbor
02:24:35
wherever the other one in Detroit was that I forgot or no, that was in Ohio.
02:24:38
Still close.
02:24:39
I was just in Ann Arbor yesterday
02:24:42
taking marijuana from Ohio now and then on your way down to Ohio, some brownies.
02:24:46
Well, this all came to a head when the attorneys and then I read it in.
02:24:51
Yeah. Hash bash.
02:24:53
No, definitely not.
02:24:55
Yeah. That's usually like around.
02:24:56
That's a pretty important part.
02:24:58
It was a skate.
02:24:59
Skate, skating skateboard auction thing.
02:25:03
Figure skating?
02:25:05
No. Skateboarding.
02:25:07
But we don't need to figure skating.
02:25:09
So he was higher than a kite figure.
02:25:12
Skateboarding obviously came to a head when the whole thing.
02:25:15
So this Dearborn police officer
02:25:18
made some pot brownies.
02:25:20
Him and his wife, them
02:25:21
officer and his wife ate the brownies and then they thought they were overdosing.
02:25:25
Panic on.
02:25:28
I think I'm having an overdose at it.
02:25:30
So is my wife okay?
02:25:31
You and your wife? Yeah.
02:25:32
I don't know what marijuana is.
02:25:36
I don't know if it had something in it.
02:25:38
Oh, okay.
02:25:39
You made it, you idiot.
02:25:41
I have Bieber, I have no, no, he doesn't have the marijuana.
02:25:44
It's in the unit.
02:25:45
Okay. How much did you guys have?
02:25:47
I don't know.
02:25:48
We made brownies, and I think with that, I really do.
02:25:51
Okay. How much did you put in them? So what?
02:25:55
Wasn't this what?
02:25:57
He took part that was confiscated from someone.
02:26:02
I thought he didn't buy that on his own.
02:26:05
I don't know,
02:26:05
he thought it was laced with something else
02:26:07
just because he was, like, freaking out.
02:26:09
I would always.
02:26:09
I think that's why before I made something with it.
02:26:15
I don't know
02:26:15
when I was in a bag who made the brownies? I,
02:26:20
my wife and I did two, but come here, okay?
02:26:23
And I'm like, what?
02:26:24
So who the fuck is Kuba? The dog?
02:26:26
Do you think
02:26:29
the dog in the brown works?
02:26:32
I don't know, but there's this, in the living room growling.
02:26:35
Why does not wait?
02:26:37
Because it was intelligent, man, this is Gary.
02:26:40
This sounds like somebody calling in from a barn without a real floor.
02:26:43
Listen to what he says. Ground right now.
02:26:45
She read to get her keys on the ground.
02:26:48
Well, you can room ground.
02:26:50
She's on the living room.
02:26:51
The ground right now.
02:26:53
She's on the.
02:26:53
She's on the living room ground right now.
02:26:55
And she ran before she awake.
02:26:59
Got to start.
02:26:59
So, you know what are you up, horse?
02:27:03
Can you. Let's go. Yeah.
02:27:06
And I'll be right down in front of me.
02:27:07
Time is going by really, really, really, really slow.
02:27:11
But just going to read one game.
02:27:12
That's my favorite part.
02:27:13
Thank to go on the Redwings game.
02:27:16
I've got no uncle. Gary's battery died.
02:27:19
I can see is battery working like hallucination?
02:27:22
Your battery died.
02:27:24
Is that the problem?
02:27:25
3 to 3. Yeah.
02:27:27
There you go.
02:27:29
There's only.
02:27:29
He's going to charge police department.
02:27:31
Let to resign his wife on this.
02:27:34
So there's your voice to all this.
02:27:36
And so far, police officials have not commented on the case.
02:27:39
Rub two sticks together.
02:27:43
I don't give a crap about that.
02:27:46
It's a graveyard segment.
02:27:47
I wish you could see it, but there's a flash battery.
02:27:51
I can see no power in your signals and stuff.
02:27:54
What is it like a fucking old camcorder?
02:28:00
Well, how creepy.
02:28:02
Hey, Gary, your battery's going to die.
02:28:05
That's the door. That's the door, isn't it?
02:28:07
It was another door. The famous. That's the door.
02:28:11
The batteries.
02:28:12
Him that the battery will die.
02:28:15
Yeah, that was great.
02:28:16
He just sit opposite form.
02:28:19
We heard it opened.
02:28:20
We heard a crack open. It's so symbolic.
02:28:22
So on for 20. The doors. Finally.
02:28:23
But sorry, guys, my battery died.
02:28:26
My phone?
02:28:27
Absolutely died in the middle of the show.
02:28:30
Well, now you owe you extra time.
02:28:33
That's all right. Weird I do is weird.
02:28:35
We're doing just fine. I do.
02:28:38
Here's Brady, okay?
02:28:39
It's plugging.
02:28:45
And wasn't plugged in early, so.
02:28:46
Yeah, I should have said I need new equipment.
02:28:49
It's like someone should have said those two monitors.
02:28:51
Next, you're going to end up with fucking, you know, imprints,
02:28:54
elbow imprints in them before they get in.
02:28:57
Dust dog scratch marks all over them.
02:28:59
Fucking. What do you do?
02:29:01
We could have taken your extra week extra check and bought some fucking
02:29:07
monitor and keyboard for it.
02:29:08
Yeah.
02:29:08
And we'll we'll could have helped you hook those monitors up to one an asshole.
02:29:12
Oh, no. I'll come.
02:29:14
Yeah.
02:29:15
Good good good good good segue.
02:29:17
Good sector. Sector.
02:29:20
Good good Pro sequitur.
02:29:22
So that's not what this is.
02:29:24
So again
02:29:26
where we want to place blame we're not place blame right.
02:29:28
So this photo appears to because I'm looking at all the other cars.
02:29:34
And some of them have like natural legal tender
02:29:36
that comes from the manufacturer on them. Right.
02:29:38
You can kind of see through them
02:29:40
the windshield on this looks to be limo tinted.
02:29:43
Is it not? Level ten?
02:29:45
Yeah, yeah.
02:29:46
He put a lot of time into that.
02:29:48
At what point did he think that, number one,
02:29:51
my money should go to something else more important.
02:29:54
Number two, driving around with a suspended license
02:29:57
with the kind of record that he has
02:29:59
while also potentially driving around while on substances.
02:30:03
Did he not think that a limo tinted windshield was just going to get him
02:30:07
attention and pulled over for a random, nondescript reason
02:30:10
just so they can go, hey, well, registration and license please.
02:30:13
Do you have any? You do
02:30:16
like what are you thinking?
02:30:17
Did it did he does not worry.
02:30:19
Oh you'll ever hear.
02:30:20
Yeah.
02:30:21
Let me just touch his trunk.
02:30:24
Take up a lot of power.
02:30:25
I don't know what it was.
02:30:27
What is he thinking?
02:30:28
I'm glad that he's got that kind of money.
02:30:30
But he still owes me.
02:30:31
I'm sure a couple hundred for my truck still, so that's great.
02:30:34
You know?
02:30:35
Yeah.
02:30:38
I want my battery.
02:30:40
At least I'll get this.
02:30:42
You get the system out of the vehicle.
02:30:43
I didn't get mine. Very.
02:30:45
These are a very, smooth vibes.
02:30:48
If I feel like they're not really, like, weed vibes we got. Really?
02:30:50
Yeah, yeah.
02:30:52
Come on, hold it back.
02:30:54
Numbing is the problem.
02:30:57
Yeah.
02:30:58
Calm down.
02:31:01
We might see.
02:31:03
What's that? Power at 4%.
02:31:06
Crap.
02:31:07
I was thinking about coming, but.
02:31:09
Oh, yeah, it must take more to record than your power charger.
02:31:13
Brick.
02:31:14
That you need a bigger brick and a 45 watt brick.
02:31:17
Dang it.
02:31:19
And get a two to get a monitor
02:31:23
with usb-C.
02:31:24
And that's really all you need.
02:31:27
Oh, comes the blitz.
02:31:28
And here's Brady.
02:31:30
There's Brady.
02:31:31
If you really want to go dusty over the top you could get a laptop.
02:31:35
But I don't think it'll look as good as your camera
02:31:37
over the left or 3D over the top.
02:31:39
No over the laptop.
02:31:42
This is how we do this.
02:31:44
Is it. This is perfect.
02:31:46
Yeah.
02:31:49
Interesting.
02:31:51
So this one, this one had a title but no link.
02:31:54
So I did producer work and found
02:31:57
what I thought
02:31:58
the title meant.
02:32:00
This is Ronald Reagan calling African U.N.
02:32:03
delegates monkeys. Oh no way.
02:32:06
Yeah I tell you to run that thing on television.
02:32:09
I like that here.
02:32:10
Yeah.
02:32:11
So a little Lamborghini country.
02:32:17
Wow. Yeah.
02:32:21
Now, wait a minute.
02:32:21
There are monkeys in African countries.
02:32:27
Right over there. You.
02:32:30
Yeah.
02:32:31
Maybe some of us actual monkeys.
02:32:34
Maybe it was wishing somebody a happy birthday.
02:32:36
We got to be very polite. Yeah.
02:32:38
I think if the United States continues their usual in the U.N.
02:32:43
with the.
02:32:44
I think.
02:32:47
I just think our people are going to be.
02:32:51
Terribly disappointed.
02:32:52
Yeah, I think he might. And. Yeah.
02:32:55
Sorry. We're there.
02:32:57
We can express our views,
02:33:00
but it's just not important enough for his opponent. And
02:33:04
I thought he was going
02:33:04
to say, seems like the alcohol has something to do with it.
02:33:08
Oh, I'll drink to that.
02:33:13
I think he's,
02:33:14
found in too much alcohol and everything and and everything
02:33:19
and why is this?
02:33:22
His track record has spoken for itself.
02:33:25
What is your personal.
02:33:29
Brady knows that.
02:33:30
Your personal religion.
02:33:33
Is there any type of God to you?
02:33:35
What do you mean? When you use the word God?
02:33:37
Is there a purpose for you?
02:33:38
Use the word of God. Notions.
02:33:40
Why don't we just do mean?
02:33:43
And if somebody asks me, then I said mute.
02:33:45
When you use the word God, the word is.
02:33:51
That's it.
02:33:52
God is the word. The word is God.
02:33:54
God is not the word.
02:33:56
Oh yeah.
02:33:57
Yeah, might not be the right word, but it's the word we have.
02:34:00
Turn the question around.
02:34:01
If we do blow ourselves up, does that disprove the existence of God?
02:34:04
I mean, it'll be a little late to make the discovery, but so.
02:34:06
Good. Yeah.
02:34:07
I guess what I what I'm asking is, it seems that through the ages
02:34:12
we have,
02:34:13
humans have created a mythological framework
02:34:15
that has always involved some kind of often involves some kind of higher
02:34:19
spiritual powers,
02:34:20
as we know more and more that and it seems harder and harder to prove that
02:34:24
anything might exist like that where does that leave us on our own?
02:34:33
Which, to my mind, is not for responsible and hoping
02:34:36
that someone will save us from ourselves so we don't have to make our best efforts
02:34:39
to do it ourself.
02:34:41
When you say, do you believe in God?
02:34:43
If I say yes, or if I don't know, you have learned absolutely nothing.
02:34:46
I guess I'm asking you to the if,
02:34:51
Yeah, I just found out the draw does very well.
02:34:53
Carl Sagan impersonation.
02:34:58
Thanks.
02:34:58
Straw. That's very good.
02:35:00
Oh, he's done the just
02:35:03
wear homemade all star stuff.
02:35:07
It's hard to do a good Carl
02:35:10
Sagan impersonation.
02:35:16
Okay, well, that was fun, guys.
02:35:17
As the bug so much on my phone.
02:35:20
I gotta go see what can I finish?
02:35:24
I have, I just recorded all day.
02:35:26
I even come back then. You son of a bitch.
02:35:28
This is what? This is what it turned into.
02:35:30
I like it,
02:35:32
but it turned into quite.
02:35:42
No, I'm just telling you it wasn't right what he did to you, Torben.
02:35:46
You know, he
02:35:47
can't go.
02:35:57
How long did it take him to take the camera off?
02:36:00
That's like.
02:36:02
There he is in there.
02:36:03
There he is.
02:36:03
And it's just
02:36:04
they waited to make sure he was safe, and then they took the camera off.
02:36:06
They were like, oh, no.
02:36:08
Well, I think once he stood, once he was still,
02:36:10
they were like, okay, we don't want to show him if he's dead.
02:36:13
We want to show dead body.
02:36:14
But up to that point, yeah, like
02:36:17
they can maybe they were like, that's part of it.
02:36:19
Maybe they thought it was part of it.
02:36:23
I don't think they accounted for the flag draw.
02:36:25
I'm assuming they practiced this.
02:36:27
Yeah, but not with the wind and the flag drag.
02:36:30
It was about. Oh, shit.
02:36:31
I'm sure the guy should have compensated.
02:36:33
I don't understand what?
02:36:34
He ruined the entire scoreboard.
02:36:36
Look, he was responsible for the, Not only two panels fell out.
02:36:40
We'll see that. That's.
02:36:41
Those are some still.
02:36:43
Maybe this is the game.
02:36:44
I'm not a I'm not a parachute.
02:36:46
But he seems to be in complete control of his deception speed here.
02:36:49
Brady. No. Yeah.
02:36:51
But then right about here, he he somehow speeds up.
02:36:54
Do you think he was trying to avoid
02:36:55
like he put on the gas, so to speak, in one direction to try to
02:36:58
he's like at this point he knows he's following what's behind that scoreboard.
02:37:02
Is that something where he's like, oh, nothing.
02:37:04
You would go, okay, let me just
02:37:06
that's a great observation, because if you notice, he had a pilot, not a pilot.
02:37:09
I think I was thinking of drilling. What do you call the.
02:37:12
He had a, scout paratrooper or whatever.
02:37:15
See, beforehand.
02:37:17
See him down there?
02:37:18
Yeah. He's way they already know. He's way off target.
02:37:20
Like they had to have known he's having trouble this parachute.
02:37:23
He was like, oh, fuck that. And he went on the back.
02:37:25
He went on the he went, oh there was a second one.
02:37:28
Yeah.
02:37:29
There's one right at the scoreboard right now without a flag,
02:37:32
probably like
02:37:33
the, the scout or me he might be filming
02:37:37
with about filming it
02:37:39
or. Yeah, he may even be like a check
02:37:41
if he goes out with the parachute, you just check when
02:37:44
like an ace.
02:37:45
I think that's getting blown over here.
02:37:47
Yeah. He's already going.
02:37:48
Oh no, they might do some shit like that.
02:37:50
Yeah,
02:37:52
I was curious as like that idea was that, well,
02:37:54
let's try to score more because the looks behind that
02:37:56
we don't want to land like in the water or there was like a traffic or some shit.
02:38:01
No. Fuck that.
02:38:01
Now what then was Virginia Tech?
02:38:03
What's behind the Virginia Tech scoreboard? Let's go. Let's fucking dive.
02:38:06
I would rather crash on the ground than crash anywhere else to your argument.
02:38:12
Oh, because now what do you what you do?
02:38:15
You fall down.
02:38:17
Do you cut the rope?
02:38:18
No. Fuck, no.
02:38:19
You cut the rope, Kurt. There.
02:38:22
So you got to climb up and hope that that letter C is holding your entire fucking.
02:38:26
Not just the weight of you, but the weight
02:38:28
leaning of this flag, which is probably pretty fucking heavy.
02:38:32
Heavy enough to get them off.
02:38:37
Yeah, give that one.
02:38:43
So then they just had to start the game.
02:38:45
He just he just sat there for the entire game.
02:38:48
Could you man. For the game at what?
02:38:51
At what point if you're these fans down here to stadium Virginia Tech.
02:38:55
If you're looking up stadium there we go.
02:38:57
Lane Stadium.
02:38:59
You're looking up at this guy.
02:39:00
The there's a secondary field behind it.
02:39:03
There's a soccer field.
02:39:04
You should have just overshot and landed in the field over there.
02:39:06
You know up until that up until like fucking 40ft above,
02:39:09
he was still thinking in his mind, I'm going to pull this off.
02:39:12
I know he did.
02:39:13
He wanted to save it, I would assume. So.
02:39:16
I mean
02:39:17
any any man's man sort of throwing toxic masculinity.
02:39:21
But whoever controls the scoreboard in a perfect comedic
02:39:24
turn just told him, this is this is home now.
02:39:27
Here we go.
02:39:29
This is, I see.
02:39:32
Yeah, yeah, there's usually a practice field who's afraid of the woods.
02:39:35
And because that could have been a problem.
02:39:37
No, dude, he was training. I think he was going to go in. Right.
02:39:40
Pick some sticks and should land on the 50
02:39:43
like he was supposed to.
02:39:48
Fucking field.
02:39:49
Looks like shit.
02:39:52
Anyone who to his.
02:39:56
Reservations made.
02:39:59
That storm was not coming on until after he got stuck.
02:40:01
Oh, this is a big roof here, too.
02:40:03
This could be an issue. There's.
02:40:05
So there's a move next to that field.
02:40:06
So he could have made it quick.
02:40:08
The roof had fallen,
02:40:11
I guess, to get close the fucking scoreboard and fell to.
02:40:14
Clearly I was joking. That is.
02:40:16
No I think he had no control.
02:40:17
Oh I don't know if he's trying to posture anything.
02:40:19
Oh look, the flag had its own little tiny parachute.
02:40:23
No excuse.
02:40:26
Wait.
02:40:27
This is wait a minute.
02:40:30
Is this I that came right out of him?
02:40:34
Is there what what would listen?
02:40:36
What would this little green parachute do for this giant flag? Oh,
02:40:41
why did that just happen?
02:40:43
This is like a parachute.
02:40:46
This is
02:40:49
I to hold it up
02:40:51
so the flag can, like, stay postured upward.
02:40:55
It's going to be some drag on the top.
02:40:56
Wait at the bottom, drag at the top.
02:40:58
So that way it. Well, his parachute comes down.
02:41:01
He's the drag at the top.
02:41:02
Even though he's not dressed like this.
02:41:07
Right. Yeah.
02:41:09
The fire department did get it.
02:41:10
That that girl right.
02:41:13
She wants to
02:41:14
she sponsored by the Jesus Podcast.
02:41:17
Is real.
02:41:20
I have to hit this button now.
02:41:24
What is it?
02:41:25
I don't know, it's supposed to be right here.
02:41:31
Oh, I've never done that yet.
02:41:32
It's the Brady and Joshua Brady
02:41:35
and ordinary as above and so below.
02:41:39
Because he's so close Brady.
02:41:41
And for sure we're doing it our way.
02:41:45
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady.
02:41:48
And your show it's Brady and draw.
02:41:52
It's their show now Brady draw.
02:42:03
Deer flag I don't think I did
02:42:06
I just concluded a five day visit hosting some young relatives.
02:42:10
Both are adults in their early 30s.
02:42:12
They have full time jobs and make decent money,
02:42:14
although they spend it as fast as they get it.
02:42:16
My concern is their pot smoking.
02:42:20
Recreational marijuana is legal here as well as where they live.
02:42:24
During their visit, they smoked joint joints before breakfast,
02:42:28
mid-morning, after lunch, before dinner and after dinner and before bed.
02:42:33
I would estimate they smoked 5 to 7 joints a day apiece.
02:42:37
Okay, apiece a PC rather than a piece.
02:42:41
Is that right? Like a piece. What is a piece? Is that one word?
02:42:43
Because it should be two words apiece, right?
02:42:46
Not a piece. Piece.
02:42:48
That's a piece.
02:42:50
We're going to look up a piece.
02:42:52
Come on. No, don't get me wrong.
02:42:54
I keep asking the stupid question.
02:42:55
One stupid answer.
02:42:57
Before I forget, they repeatedly commented that what they brought
02:43:02
here was much stronger than what they could get.
02:43:04
What they bought here was much stronger the way they get at home.
02:43:07
I suggested maybe they should therefore smoke a bit less,
02:43:10
but I got a we are on vacation responds.
02:43:15
They.
02:43:18
Interspersed
02:43:20
the inner interspersed with the smoking.
02:43:23
The smoking with high caffeine energy drinks
02:43:26
both exhibited a lot of anxiety and paranoia.
02:43:29
Multiple times they drove their rented car after smoking
02:43:33
and they would have gotten a DUI had they been stopped for any reason,
02:43:38
like having a tinted windshield.
02:43:40
I said nothing about their pot consumption during the visit,
02:43:43
but then I thought that if they had seen me
02:43:45
with a fresh glass of wine in my hand at breakfast,
02:43:48
followed by six more over the course of the day,
02:43:50
they would have been concerned about my habits.
02:43:53
Am I crazy to be concerned about theirs?
02:43:56
I don't know if this is how they spend their regular days off from work,
02:43:59
or if this was a vacation binge.
02:44:01
Should I keep my mouth shut or just let it go?
02:44:03
Or should I try to discuss it with them now is that their visit is concluded?
02:44:09
Signed observer in Oregon, Oregon.
02:44:13
So I don't understand how people live in Oregon, so I can't really
02:44:16
relate to any of that. But
02:44:19
in Michigan we just let adults be adults.
02:44:22
As far as the functionality of the advice, don't smoke joints.
02:44:26
That's the stupidest thing you can do,
02:44:28
because every time you fire up, you're going to smoke that whole joint.
02:44:31
And then 15 minutes later you're going to hit another joint
02:44:33
and you're going to fire up
02:44:34
the whole joint, usually smoke half of it, and then, you know,
02:44:37
you know me, right?
02:44:40
But not the whole thing.
02:44:41
From what I understand from the story, this is a couple on vacation.
02:44:46
Right.
02:44:47
Yeah. You rolled multiple joints.
02:44:50
So that's another thing is when one will want to smoke, they'll.
02:44:52
Because my wife and I did that, dragged each other down and or whatever.
02:44:56
If you think that each other
02:44:58
you can smoke too much weed.
02:44:59
And if, if we each smoked each time one of us wanted to smoke,
02:45:02
that's not healthy.
02:45:04
So we realized we kind of had to cut it
02:45:06
and get our own little individual delivery mechanisms, so to speak.
02:45:10
And it solved it.
02:45:11
We even though it's right there and it's readily available,
02:45:13
I just hit it once and I'm good.
02:45:15
So you could solve your problem by not smoking joints.
02:45:18
And I
02:45:19
think that you're get you're you're just kind of retarded in
02:45:23
your whole set because it doesn't sound like you're sharing,
02:45:27
but well, that like that might be a problem if it's there.
02:45:30
Hey, you want to hit this? Sure.
02:45:31
If not, whatever.
02:45:34
Yeah, yeah.
02:45:36
That's how a lot of, I don't know, a lot of women that smoke a lot of weed,
02:45:39
I don't ever I don't ever I've never been one to go, hey, I've got weed.
02:45:45
You want to smoke it
02:45:47
like I've had her friends
02:45:49
that you know are around me often, like, hey, he's got weed.
02:45:54
Does he care if I hit it?
02:45:55
And it's like, she's like, well, you have to ask him
02:45:57
because he's not just going to go, hey, I've got weed.
02:46:00
It's not all smoke because I don't know who smoked weed and who doesn't smoke weed.
02:46:05
I've always been an adult, and if it's something that I like doing,
02:46:08
I bring my own.
02:46:09
And if you didn't bring your own, then you must not like.
02:46:13
I was at a concert one time and the guys like you guys like
02:46:16
I smell you like, oh yeah, that's probably me.
02:46:18
He goes, no, it's not.
02:46:19
I go, yeah, I'm like, look, I pulled out a fucking half smoked joint in my pocket.
02:46:22
Speaking of which, probably he didn't say no, it's not.
02:46:25
He was like, oh, he's like, oh,
02:46:28
he's like, you snuck weed in here I go, yeah, I'm like, I've got three more.
02:46:31
And he goes, oh, can I get one from you?
02:46:32
I go, no, because the concert hadn't started yet.
02:46:35
I already smoked this one.
02:46:37
I go, this one's for when the concert just starts.
02:46:40
I go, this one's for the midway through, and this one's for towards the end.
02:46:43
And I go, yeah, they ain't going to be able to help you, unfortunately.
02:46:47
And in my head it's like, if you enjoy doing something like that,
02:46:49
I don't understand why you didn't just do the same thing like it was he.
02:46:53
Wait, don't don't burden me.
02:46:55
Don't burden me because you were unprepared.
02:46:57
Wait, let me ask you a question.
02:46:59
Was he with his parents?
02:47:01
I'm overprepared, I walk away, I leave the venue with.
02:47:03
With joints that I didn't smoke.
02:47:05
Just. Just in case I was. You see, you shouldn't have said that.
02:47:08
Now he's like an asshole.
02:47:09
You mean you would had plenty left and you could have fucking let him hit it?
02:47:11
Or at least I'm not.
02:47:12
I'm not responsible for everyone's habits.
02:47:14
You need to be responsible.
02:47:15
If you can't handle your own habit, then you're an addict.
02:47:18
If you are.
02:47:19
If you can't handle your own habit, then you're just. You're fine.
02:47:22
I always, I always bring enough weed for everyone
02:47:26
if I'm friends with everyone.
02:47:27
Yeah, but if we're going to a fucking.
02:47:29
We're going to a concert.
02:47:31
The bringing weed for the whole row, I do.
02:47:33
I did notice as I get older that shit out
02:47:35
when you're younger, giving stuff to other people, people
02:47:37
that are cool, that are like, hey, you mind if I hit that?
02:47:39
It's like, well, who like, are you here with yourself
02:47:41
or are you going to pass it around to 18 other people?
02:47:43
Because I've also then because I'm usually the only one in my group smoking.
02:47:46
My girlfriend had a few times I'll be like, well, hey, give me a second,
02:47:50
I'll smoke it a bit more and then I'll go, hey, here's like the half of it,
02:47:54
you guys can have it.
02:47:55
That's yours now, and don't come back to me again
02:47:57
is really what that means.
02:47:58
It's like, here you go. Can have half of my joint.
02:48:00
Let's pass it around.
02:48:01
I don't want anymore because I don't know
02:48:03
who the fuck you people are, whose mouths are what right now?
02:48:07
I used to live all the time with Gary.
02:48:08
Discarded because Gary would go, oh, yeah, I'm friends with whoever.
02:48:11
Because Gary,
02:48:11
you know, so many people out on the disco, of course, and we're all smoking.
02:48:14
And Gary, I'll just hand it to like, well, I bring a joint
02:48:17
and it's like, I barely got to hit it because 18 other people fucking hit it.
02:48:20
And it's like, I have no idea who the fuck they are.
02:48:22
Not even want to touch it anymore, because it's like, what's the point
02:48:27
of this?
02:48:28
You do this, you put the joint here and then you go,
02:48:31
no, they go. It's just different
02:48:32
these days because it's cheaper and it doesn't matter anymore.
02:48:36
Yeah.
02:48:37
I used to go out, it was like one person and it's like, who gives a shit?
02:48:41
You'd be at a party and you'd smoke a joint.
02:48:42
Kind of like what you said. Pass it and it would just disappear.
02:48:45
But nowadays everybody has a joint or ten.
02:48:49
Yeah. That's you. Yes. Yeah.
02:48:50
So yeah, it's not that hard to acquire.
02:48:52
So it's
02:48:54
that's a good thing about it.
02:48:56
You get less horseshit than it is.
02:48:58
So I worry about what we're going to go to next.
02:49:02
No I saw some of the news about, there's being some kind of different
02:49:05
like the some, like fentanyl, like something beyond fentanyl.
02:49:08
That's like spreading about that's in drugs now
02:49:11
or becoming and put in drugs.
02:49:15
And it's like a more powerful thing.
02:49:16
No, I don't understand.
02:49:17
No, not weird, but I don't understand why I have this goddamn air
02:49:20
conditioner shut off and it won't shut the fuck off.
02:49:24
Can you hear that?
02:49:24
So there. No. There isn't a motorcycle driver could
02:49:29
know.
02:49:29
You can hear that
02:49:31
if there's a motorcycle driving by.
02:49:33
I can hear that.
02:49:37
Speaking of the circle, K.
02:49:43
You remember Sean from the circle K?
02:49:44
We gave him a call.
02:49:46
Yeah,
02:49:48
I found him on Kill Tony,
02:49:51
you piece of work. How long?
02:49:52
I'll tell you what he does.
02:49:53
He's a he's a freaking.
02:49:56
He's a rural businessman.
02:49:57
He looks like he sells juice. Karma.
02:49:59
This pretty much close.
02:50:01
Very close. I work in a circle, K, actually.
02:50:03
Do you really? Yeah. Okay. I love it there.
02:50:06
Oh, yeah, I
02:50:07
you look like the kind of customer that would come into the circle.
02:50:10
K yeah, this dude we used to spend time in that business, we wouldn't just come in
02:50:13
and just do our shit and and do we would come in and spend time with you.
02:50:17
We would. What?
02:50:18
What do you say to that first statement?
02:50:21
Apparently some customer stance.
02:50:23
I mean, that's the exact opposite of your philosophy.
02:50:25
You want to get in and get out? Don't bother me.
02:50:27
Yes. Most a lot of those people just don't know how to fucking leave.
02:50:31
Like they've been there for 30 minutes.
02:50:32
Just figured out how to work the coffee machine.
02:50:34
Did they hang out in the parking lot, too? Oh, fuck. Yeah, dude.
02:50:36
Well, the other night, somebody shut the fucking pumps off and shit and fuck me.
02:50:40
All kinds of. I didn't know what the hell was going on.
02:50:43
It's like, why the hell y'all put this shit out in the front?
02:50:45
You know, any motherfucker can touch it.
02:50:47
And they got a lot of gay dudes running up in there. Two.
02:50:49
Oh, I almost go almost all fight with the trans and the fucking homeless person.
02:50:55
It was crazy.
02:50:56
They have trans and cattle mills. Texas.
02:50:58
No, this is in Austin. Oh, okay.
02:51:00
I've been in Austin for over nine years now.
02:51:02
They didn't have that shit in cattle mills talking about gays.
02:51:04
Bryan talking about all these remodels.
02:51:06
You hahahahaha shit.
02:51:09
Oh me no. Fuck.
02:51:11
Oh oh you don't you don't even fucking know he was here.
02:51:13
But you bro, you could be two inches, I don't believe.
02:51:17
Hey, there's so many like, celebrities in this city.
02:51:20
That's just something I never noticed.
02:51:23
No, no, man, I'm just joking with you.
02:51:25
And it's nice to see you.
02:51:26
And. Yeah, they got a lot of gay dudes out there
02:51:29
just, trying to get that fucking fake CPR out there.
02:51:33
Yeah, exactly.
02:51:34
That's crazy. It's rough out here.
02:51:37
So, what did you do for work before the circle K?
02:51:41
I worked at a television station.
02:51:43
Wow. CBS and CBS.
02:51:47
I wasn't quit my way into, like, got.
02:51:53
To do it, but me.
02:51:55
But then I got the
02:51:58
that my.
02:52:01
I know why I did like
02:52:07
it's just our local CBS thing.
02:52:10
It's.
02:52:13
They got a local CBS station.
02:52:15
Good. And I got a pass and I got.
02:52:18
Yeah, I believe they're called affiliate.
02:52:20
I'm taking the next right.
02:52:22
And I know what
02:52:25
it is.
02:52:26
I got to like.
02:52:35
A week.
02:52:41
Now what's coming up and how do I. Wow.
02:52:45
Hey, I got a girl.
02:52:47
I got her because I got some, La
02:52:51
la da da da da.
02:52:54
Look at,
02:52:58
My car.
02:53:00
You like,
02:53:03
I wasn't gonna gamble on the girl.
02:53:06
I got
02:53:08
my another time to go to work,
02:53:12
and I know what this man is.
02:53:15
I got up good.
02:53:16
I got up because I got,
02:53:19
la la da da.
02:53:21
I love to you do like,
02:53:26
I that's never happened to me either.
02:53:31
Yeah, well, usually I'm this high.
02:53:33
Anyway.
02:53:34
I'm good, and I know about jacking off,
02:53:37
and, yeah, I know, I know,
02:53:40
this is the, uncensored.
02:53:45
I don't know who. No.
02:53:55
I did notice
02:53:56
the weed hit that you did was very similar to the Pineapple Express.
02:54:00
Weed hit
02:54:01
what we did.
02:54:02
I always do it. It
02:54:05
not going to be more to the sun.
02:54:07
I did want to go over. That.
02:54:08
Was that.
02:54:09
It's right here.
02:54:12
And then you've got a clip.
02:54:15
I've got a clip.
02:54:16
Lumber fight.
02:54:18
Oh, yeah?
02:54:19
Yeah, I had a couple fights that just popped up.
02:54:21
It was interesting.
02:54:21
Yeah, but Lumber fight.
02:54:28
Point engineering.
02:54:29
It's rumored this isn't.
02:54:31
This is a man. Oh. Why not?
02:54:33
Okay.
02:54:40
What is it that we were like?
02:54:41
What? Oh.
02:54:45
If you, watch the intro to the show, there's a draw
02:54:48
hitting a ball the very similar to the way Seth Rogen is hitting this.
02:54:51
Joyce does that anybody have of the smoke
02:54:56
coming up?
02:54:57
Yeah.
02:54:59
The infamous weed bubble.
02:55:00
And then we live.
02:55:03
It's.
02:55:04
It's one of the great things I've ever seen.
02:55:08
I fantasize about this back in Chicago.
02:55:11
I don't know, was that a kite?
02:55:17
So who started that?
02:55:19
That's what I want to know. Oh.
02:55:28
Yeah.
02:55:33
It's better to go up.
02:55:35
Yeah, I know, I heard a
02:55:38
good, like, you know, I got.
02:55:43
I don't know.
02:55:46
And it's.
02:55:48
Oh, yeah, I know, I heard that's perfect.
02:55:52
The video is freezing up. Oh. Well,
02:55:55
why are you making a fucking noise?
02:55:58
It's a show I have to, like, try to even turn the heat on, like,
02:56:01
And it's still, like, humming.
02:56:03
Like it's like an eight season
02:56:05
piece of shit.
02:56:06
It's a heater, not an air conditioner.
02:56:10
It's the both.
02:56:12
Right.
02:56:12
But what's it trying to do right now?
02:56:15
I, I,
02:56:16
I had it on heat, but for some reason it's humming like the air conditioning is on.
02:56:22
Right.
02:56:24
Well, maybe you're trying to make it suck colder.
02:56:27
I can't hear it now.
02:56:28
It was the worst.
02:56:28
It's just everything sucks.
02:56:35
Yeah,
02:56:36
definitely.
02:56:39
I agree, so for what's going on.
02:56:42
Yeah.
02:56:46
That piece of wood is
02:56:47
way too big for you to be swinging, right.
02:56:50
That's why you got no base
02:56:52
on the center and swing it like you know what I mean.
02:56:55
Like I don't know what you call that whatever.
02:56:57
But you know you can swing it faster on both in both directions
02:57:02
versus like trying to, like.
02:57:04
Right.
02:57:05
Because that's what that's where it goes wrong really.
02:57:07
Here.
02:57:08
Now it is interesting because there are,
02:57:11
you know, the
02:57:12
I don't know how this got started, but there's a whole group of black people
02:57:14
and then one well, that's not even like that.
02:57:18
White man. Should a white stick around?
02:57:22
No, but the comments
02:57:23
are slightly interesting because for some reason
02:57:25
people like point to race and some people are just like,
02:57:26
yeah, that's what it's what you get, like, as if
02:57:31
I don't know
02:57:33
anyway. But
02:57:35
we're.
02:57:38
But I don't know I don't know who's the antagonizing here, but
02:57:41
all I know is the guy with the wood is, essentially in a defensive position.
02:57:47
So all that needs to happen to de-escalate.
02:57:50
This is the people that are, like, around him to go,
02:57:52
oh, well, I don't want to get hit with a piece of wood.
02:57:53
So I'm just going to, like, leave.
02:57:56
Is there a limit to speak
02:57:58
softly and carry a big stick?
02:58:02
I can't,
02:58:04
I think he's speaking loudly.
02:58:05
Was that him right there?
02:58:06
And he say, I'll beat your ass?
02:58:07
Or that somebody else on the.
02:58:09
I think he's speaking loudly and carrying a big stick
02:58:12
his weapons out to close the distance and beat the brakes off of him.
02:58:15
Is that where he, No, it's it's the guy in the white hoodie.
02:58:19
Who knows? Maybe he said a racial slur.
02:58:21
And so they're like, we have to teach him a lesson.
02:58:23
And then he's like, no, no, no, I'm going to use a stick to keep you all away.
02:58:26
Sticks and stones can be tight.
02:58:29
It's literally
02:58:31
you're gonna have a lot gonna have a lot of these jokes.
02:58:33
Wood boards.
02:58:34
Whoa. How's it right there?
02:58:37
You know, two by fours and boulders may break your
02:58:41
shoulder.
02:58:42
He's in trouble now because there's four of them
02:58:45
and there's speed of spin in that.
02:58:46
I don't care if you have it in the middle.
02:58:47
No, he gets in.
02:58:49
He gets in trouble
02:58:51
before this.
02:58:53
No. Did he.
02:58:54
Has he lost the does he has he does he still holding the board.
02:58:58
Is the board still in his possession.
02:59:01
Yeah. But there's four of them.
02:59:02
If they do it right.
02:59:04
Yeah.
02:59:05
That's I'm saying if he grabbed it in the middle
02:59:06
you could do some like matrix
02:59:07
like spin maneuver and just keep them, keep them away.
02:59:09
You know, he could like these, like chin Lee's legs like a little helicopter.
02:59:13
Like, is it, are you actually saying
02:59:15
he should do, like, after Chun Li Chen Lee chin Lee?
02:59:19
What they say to the Lord?
02:59:21
Yeah.
02:59:22
Helicopter helicopters don't just.
02:59:25
Zangief.
02:59:26
Yeah.
02:59:27
Do a helicopter spin with that motherfucker. Ryu.
02:59:31
Ryu, it's Ryu, dude, I don't know.
02:59:34
It's right.
02:59:35
I've always said Ryu.
02:59:35
I've always a guy instead of Julie.
02:59:39
But is guile.
02:59:40
I know, but some people have said Julie like there was kids.
02:59:43
That was right.
02:59:44
Now they're coming out with movies
02:59:45
and trying to put it into the lexicon in the law by saying it out loud.
02:59:48
There's always been, this isn't the first Street Fighter movie.
02:59:52
It's like the fifth one.
02:59:54
Okay, so that's a great question.
02:59:56
25 years, was it Ryu in the first movie?
02:59:59
Because that's really don't know.
03:00:01
I think so then I don't, but because it's because it comes from Japanese culture
03:00:06
or technically it's Ryu, because that's how they pronounce it over the.
03:00:11
Audience,
03:00:13
even though he's an American looking, although.
03:00:20
He's he's
03:00:20
holding right like you can you can totally get to him.
03:00:24
And he's not even that.
03:00:25
Oh, as far as the pendulum. Yeah.
03:00:27
So. Yep.
03:00:28
Here we go.
03:00:28
Here we go, here we go.
03:00:33
Yeah.
03:00:34
There's four of them.
03:00:36
You just totally shot gun, right.
03:00:38
Oh, there we go.
03:00:39
They didn't get weapon on your ass.
03:00:42
So, now you got your back to them.
03:00:45
That's bad.
03:00:47
The one guy as well.
03:00:49
The one everything's good. Fell.
03:00:51
Yeah. That's fine.
03:00:52
Like, everything's going fair up to this point.
03:00:54
Like it really is.
03:00:55
My thing. It's four on one.
03:00:58
I know, but they're not.
03:00:59
They're not overstepping too many boundaries, you know,
03:01:03
all four of them grabbed the pawn.
03:01:04
He had to punched one in the face.
03:01:06
The other ones hit him.
03:01:08
Yeah, they took one. Man. You're not.
03:01:11
If you take away three of them, then it's fair.
03:01:14
And the board.
03:01:14
I guess you're saying one board equals three.
03:01:17
You saying that they're only 3/5 of a.
03:01:19
What, are you trying to attack them yet?
03:01:21
They have a take a second until I need to document this.
03:01:24
For the record, I believe George.
03:01:25
Circle one white man using intimidation word.
03:01:28
That's 3/5 of a black man.
03:01:31
No, I'm sorry, I just need an inspiration to get to that point.
03:01:34
They're just fucking with them up to that point. Right.
03:01:37
But you said it was equal.
03:01:38
There's four black men,
03:01:39
but because they haven't white anything, they didn't do anything.
03:01:42
They were just fucking with them.
03:01:45
Like how many black men take one white man?
03:01:48
There's a guy with a board.
03:01:49
And of course, like they're going to he's the guy with the board.
03:01:51
I'd be fucking with him, too. I'd be like, fucking bro, you got to board
03:01:55
like you hang it on that like a like, what do you how are you going
03:01:57
to swing that? It's like, really what I would be doing.
03:02:00
I just be making fun of the fact that he thinks he's
03:02:02
going to be able to swing this board.
03:02:03
By the time I get to him, it's like I just be like,
03:02:06
you know, we're going to start swinging and I'll,
03:02:08
like, dive in there and come right back out, like,
03:02:10
touch him and then and then run back out just before he, like, even comes
03:02:14
close to touch me with the board because he's going to have to like.
03:02:17
Yeah,
03:02:19
I hate him.
03:02:21
Right. That's a really cool.
03:02:23
Oh that was good.
03:02:27
And then Hacksaw Jim Duggan back in the day when I was a kid,
03:02:31
that's all this is.
03:02:32
No white man is a board.
03:02:36
Player.
03:02:36
Oh, no no, no, my boss, my
03:02:40
colleagues were like, okay.
03:02:41
Oh, you can't hit him face to face.
03:02:44
He had to hit the boss.
03:02:45
Make sure
03:02:47
I got him level slip and whatnot.
03:02:50
Right now you're
03:02:52
right up.
03:02:56
Why not?
03:02:57
We just had. Why not? Why not?
03:02:59
Okay, let's go back to this now.
03:03:03
And he walked away right?
03:03:07
Oh, they didn't got the weapon on you.
03:03:09
You can see even when he swings it, there's no fear.
03:03:12
It's like trying to punch under what's hard. Yeah, it's like nuts.
03:03:15
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
03:03:16
Like, it's the worst
03:03:18
option for a weapon.
03:03:20
Yeah.
03:03:21
So say you need to grab it in the middle more.
03:03:23
That way you can swing it faster and you have like two.
03:03:26
Right. Start going like
03:03:29
that rather than having
03:03:30
to go like this and then like this, you can swing.
03:03:33
You have like two.
03:03:35
Speaking of Street Fighter two options, you know, who's the big fat Chinese guy
03:03:39
or Japanese guy behind, How fucking racist are you, dude?
03:03:43
What is who's the fucking egg roll?
03:03:45
Is egg roll.
03:03:47
Well, only like rolls is the point.
03:03:49
So Honda the answer was Honda.
03:03:50
Yeah, I remember now.
03:03:51
Honda, you dumb ass. It's not the car.
03:03:54
If Honda was, I don't know.
03:03:55
It's first you wrong. And
03:03:58
if he started using stick like that right now that was one of the questions.
03:04:02
Just you just sit back and get that super hand going
03:04:04
and wait for people to walk into you, and they're like, dude, stop.
03:04:06
That's I'm saying, yeah, just like spin
03:04:10
this dude helicopter.
03:04:11
So they didn't got the weapon on your ass on your way.
03:04:14
Now you got your back to him.
03:04:16
That's bad.
03:04:18
Yeah.
03:04:18
So here's where he got your hands up instead of hands coming.
03:04:23
Now you got you.
03:04:26
That's his belt.
03:04:27
He just whipped him in the back with his belt back to you.
03:04:30
It's, like, harmless. Like, that's just.
03:04:31
That's just hazing type shit.
03:04:33
You know? It's like just teaching spin.
03:04:36
Wait. And then. Yeah, that's when that's a problem.
03:04:38
That's when it becomes a problem. It's bad.
03:04:40
Okay, now you got your hands up.
03:04:43
Oh, I didn't see the second hit.
03:04:44
I'm like, it took him so long to fall down.
03:04:48
I heard it to him.
03:04:49
That's bad to me.
03:04:52
There. You got your hand.
03:04:53
This is when you can catch a murder charge.
03:04:55
It's up instead of hands covered.
03:04:57
And there we go.
03:04:58
And you can catch a murder charge. Hey, what did that guy do?
03:05:00
Throw a rock at him?
03:05:02
I don't know, now. You got. You
03:05:05
got punched in the head or the board hit him.
03:05:07
I don't know, guy. Fuck.
03:05:09
That's the one right there.
03:05:10
The board hit him right on the side of the head.
03:05:12
Because he didn't hit him square.
03:05:15
Because the SLO board of hit him.
03:05:16
It just kind of bounces he'd, like, nicked his head.
03:05:18
Probably, and hit him hard enough to knock him out.
03:05:23
Right there.
03:05:25
That was the hit that did it to him. Right.
03:05:26
And that's when you usually.
03:05:28
Yeah, that's when you kind of see that by one.
03:05:31
That's unfortunate though because he missed
03:05:34
he didn't lose the leverage of the board.
03:05:36
So it was just like hitting him on the way by.
03:05:37
So it hit him full force.
03:05:39
Got your hands up instead of hands there.
03:05:41
And there we go. Knock down.
03:05:45
Well that's that's too much.
03:05:46
Little bass too much. Oh that was see.
03:05:49
Yeah, yeah.
03:05:50
That's when you can catch a murder charge.
03:05:53
That's a felony. That's about right.
03:05:55
Two down to make you pay for the three I think believe that's his vehicle.
03:06:00
That's what he claims.
03:06:01
Right?
03:06:05
Yeah.
03:06:05
It seems silly nowadays.
03:06:08
Oh, yeah.
03:06:09
The comments really quick.
03:06:11
Oh, no.
03:06:13
I read a couple on the top one.
03:06:16
Never. We never meet a man when he's bound.
03:06:20
I'm sorry I says never beat a man when he's down.
03:06:22
That's my bad.
03:06:23
Oh, yeah. The car passes by.
03:06:26
The wood was in another's hands.
03:06:28
Just like the movie scenes.
03:06:30
That was not like the movie scenes. No.
03:06:33
Okay. What are you filming?
03:06:35
Was putting the IV.
03:06:40
What do they mean when I scroll to the beat?
03:06:41
That is.
03:06:43
Oh, right.
03:06:43
Right. Of course.
03:06:47
Yeah, I thought I read more racial comments.
03:06:49
Not that I saw racism there at all.
03:06:52
I don't know, they've been removed.
03:06:56
Always 3 to 3 or 4 to 1.
03:06:59
Never one on one.
03:07:00
Yeah, right.
03:07:05
That's why you carry a puppy.
03:07:09
Yeah.
03:07:10
You got pulling on that situation.
03:07:12
Yeah.
03:07:14
And then well not threatening.
03:07:16
But if you're, you're threatening their life
03:07:18
and if they then are now their life is threatened.
03:07:21
And so they then can shoot you because you pull the gun out on them.
03:07:25
Yeah. You took it.
03:07:26
They take it away from. Yeah. I would not pull it at 4 to 1.
03:07:28
Would be tough because I don't fight that in court.
03:07:32
You have to fight that in court regardless. So I don't care about court.
03:07:35
I would rather spend the rest of my life at that point
03:07:37
in this incident alive in jail than dead on the street right now.
03:07:41
But you're right.
03:07:42
If they take a board away, they hit you in the head.
03:07:44
You might survive.
03:07:44
If they take the gun away, the going to kill you.
03:07:46
But if I'm carrying a gun and
03:07:49
I don't want to use it in this situation, then when
03:07:53
I just shouldn't carry a gun.
03:07:55
If you plan on using it to protect myself.
03:07:58
Correct.
03:07:58
It's fine if you have to.
03:08:01
You have to have your life be threatened.
03:08:03
You have to. You can't just be harmed.
03:08:06
You can't.
03:08:06
Oh, I'm going to be punched in the arm, so I need to pull my gun out.
03:08:09
You know.
03:08:12
Why? Oh, let it be bruised.
03:08:14
Be. You know, you have to have your life be threatened.
03:08:18
You can't just go, oh, I'm going to pull it out because I feel like,
03:08:21
somebody's being threatening. No,
03:08:26
they're being verbally combative.
03:08:28
So I'm going to pull my gun out because to to defend myself.
03:08:33
No, no,
03:08:34
your life has to be threatened in order for you to pull that gun on somebody.
03:08:37
Otherwise, they could claim
03:08:39
that you are threatening their life by pulling a gun out on them.
03:08:43
And then they could have that legal argument to shoot you.
03:08:46
That's that's quite a paradox.
03:08:48
Draw, then, because you expect me to stand in there and whatever legal right.
03:08:52
If I will stand there and wait for a legal right, I'm going to.
03:08:54
I might be dead that way too.
03:08:56
Well, that's unfortunately
03:08:59
the gun ownership.
03:09:01
That's different.
03:09:02
They can't believe the gun owner.
03:09:04
Do not hesitate.
03:09:06
He who hesitate perish.
03:09:09
Well, you better know what you're doing because there's a huge responsibility.
03:09:11
If you own a gun.
03:09:13
That is not nothing to be taken lightly.
03:09:18
Right.
03:09:20
The only serious piece of equipment that has serious consequences.
03:09:24
So you better know what you're doing with it when you do it.
03:09:28
They want to take away guns from people that smoke weed.
03:09:30
How do you feel about that?
03:09:32
I don't have a gun, so I don't really give a shit,
03:09:34
but I don't feel like it's a problem
03:09:35
because, I mean, technically, if you're drinking alcohol,
03:09:39
you're not supposed to have your gun within.
03:09:41
It's fucked up.
03:09:42
If you ever drink alcohol, we should take guns away
03:09:44
from those people to know you're supposed to have your gun.
03:09:47
You're supposed to. It's not supposed to be.
03:09:48
It's supposed to be locked up. If you've been drinking.
03:09:51
I know this because my, dipshit friend of ours,
03:09:54
my girlfriend, says do not take gun to to her cottage.
03:09:58
And he still took a gun to their cottage
03:10:00
and was like, oh, it's just on the dresser.
03:10:02
Don't worry. No one's going. And it's like, dude,
03:10:05
but yeah, he said that
03:10:06
technically, if he's drinking, he has to lock it up, is what he says.
03:10:09
What if you're technically but he doesn't.
03:10:11
It's it's just so it's not in the immediate like
03:10:15
grasp.
03:10:19
But any time a gun gets out of anyone's hands,
03:10:21
it's the responsibility of the person who owns that gun.
03:10:24
I don't care if if someone breaks into your safe
03:10:27
and takes that gun and shoot someone, that's still your responsibility.
03:10:31
Because you had a safe that was allowed to be broken into.
03:10:34
That is your gun.
03:10:36
You are responsible for the ownership of that gun.
03:10:38
It's the same thing with a dog.
03:10:39
If a dog escapes and bites someone, it's your fault.
03:10:41
It's still the owner of the dog's fault.
03:10:43
What are you talking about?
03:10:44
Oh, it's the dog's fall self responsible for.
03:10:48
No. If anything, it should be the dog's fault because the gun doesn't just do it.
03:10:52
Do do shit itself.
03:10:53
The gun doesn't just escape itself.
03:10:56
It's the irresponsible.
03:10:57
Somebody cooks, they get in the hands of people that don't.
03:11:00
That's absurd.
03:11:03
When you talk about
03:11:05
it's. It's whoever had the gun.
03:11:07
Ultimately it's not. It's not my fault because you took it from me.
03:11:10
That's absurd. What you're saying
03:11:13
absurd.
03:11:17
Like, where do we.
03:11:18
If we start doing that, where do we draw the line?
03:11:20
Parents should be responsible because they didn't rear improperly.
03:11:22
What about my first grade teachers?
03:11:23
We throw them to the rear.
03:11:25
I mean, you lose a child.
03:11:28
That's a horrible name for that now.
03:11:29
Yeah, that's a horrible thing to say.
03:11:32
I. You're disgusting.
03:11:34
I take it back all the way to the back.
03:11:36
Right in the back.
03:11:39
Do we need to get the Brady draft?
03:11:40
So here's my honorable mention for stoner movies.
03:11:44
Nothing has ever been in my ass.
03:11:51
And here they.
03:11:54
I think on it.
03:11:55
Just lick it or something. I.
03:12:02
License and registration.
03:12:04
Officer, I know that.
03:12:06
License and registration, please.
03:12:09
Stretch.
03:12:16
You know how fast you're going, right?
03:12:19
How fast you're going.
03:12:21
6563 officers.
03:12:25
And this is a stoner movie.
03:12:27
Then this is a stoner scene.
03:12:29
It is? Yeah.
03:12:32
Where are you boys headed?
03:12:34
Well, he did throw a bag of weed out, and that's why they're getting pulled over.
03:12:39
It's the same stoner scene, but the whole movie is not.
03:12:42
This is a classic as far as, like, you know,
03:12:45
this movie is enjoyed because it's a comedy, but it's not.
03:12:49
It's not a weed. Me yeah. It's not.
03:12:51
Don't really stoner.
03:12:53
It's not seen.
03:12:56
Okay, guys.
03:12:57
Canada going over the border to Canada for some French fries and gravy.
03:13:01
Sir. Poutine.
03:13:02
Canada poutine I don't know. I don't remember that.
03:13:05
I almost made it poontang. I want some poutine,
03:13:09
I don't.
03:13:09
Gross.
03:13:11
Yeah, sure.
03:13:11
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
03:13:12
Now, did you say yes, sir?
03:13:13
I think you said yes. Sure.
03:13:15
But you say, man, when I said yes, you're literally what I said was. Yes.
03:13:18
Sure sir.
03:13:20
Sir. You are okay then? Yes, sir.
03:13:22
$0. Paul, you smell something, rabbit? Yes.
03:13:29
Now hand over that registration.
03:13:30
Yes, sir. My mother going to kill me.
03:13:34
They just can't had like the fucking Three Stooges.
03:13:37
Yeah. Oh, shit.
03:13:40
She don't look at all my.
03:13:43
I don't get it, man.
03:13:46
What?
03:13:46
Fucked up was fucked up, man.
03:13:49
This is fucking crazy shit, man.
03:13:52
I was just about to pull out my nine and putting.
03:13:54
So you think that this is what you think the cops, like, are doing all the time?
03:13:58
It's just fucking with people.
03:14:00
You and me, just playing games and shit.
03:14:03
Oh, my God, why?
03:14:08
Go. The.
03:14:11
I have been in situations exactly like this where we're like, we're in the clear.
03:14:17
We're. Oh my God, we're fucked. We're in the clear.
03:14:19
Oh my God, we're fucked
03:14:21
with the truth.
03:14:23
Oh. 00I I'm ready to go
03:14:32
for the man.
03:14:34
So I'm ready. He's already pulled over.
03:14:36
Snap on the.
03:14:41
License and registration, please.
03:14:44
But I just gave you it, officer.
03:14:46
License and registration.
03:14:50
You know how fast you're going?
03:14:52
6563.
03:14:55
I'm freaking out, man.
03:14:57
You are freaking out, man.
03:15:02
You want to know why I pulled you over?
03:15:05
Littering.
03:15:06
Oh, all the sir, that that's not ours.
03:15:09
Cannibalize littering and littering and,
03:15:14
littering and littering and, littering
03:15:17
and, And.
03:15:26
Littering and smoking the reefer. Oh.
03:15:35
Yeah.
03:15:36
I make they made him what? I
03:15:39
there was another line.
03:15:41
Mr.. Zero had to teach you boys a lesson.
03:15:43
That's a pretty important threat.
03:15:45
I am going to stand here while you three smoked the whole bag
03:15:49
would be great.
03:15:51
Yeah, that would not be a problem.
03:15:52
Like I'm down, motherfucker. Hell, yeah.
03:15:55
Yeah, we were.
03:15:56
We would get in trouble and shit, and we were it.
03:15:59
I don't even know a park somewhere we should have been
03:16:00
when I was really young.
03:16:01
Smoking a doobie
03:16:03
in the cops came flashlight at us and everything got us out of the car.
03:16:05
Okay?
03:16:06
It was fucking weird.
03:16:07
Like they came right in, right in on us.
03:16:10
Right? Your face. It was.
03:16:11
It was lit in the car somewhere,
03:16:15
and they were like, we can smell it.
03:16:16
Give, you know, give up the weed. Where is it?
03:16:18
Searched the whole car left.
03:16:21
They didn't find it and I picked it up.
03:16:23
It was still lit and we fucking finished smoking it.
03:16:27
That's the closest I can get to that weird
03:16:29
story. Yeah.
03:16:31
And, I was it two occasions,
03:16:35
the advent of just like, okay, cop comes zero window.
03:16:40
We'll roll all your windows down.
03:16:43
Number one,
03:16:43
it makes them feel safe because they can see, like, in, like, completely.
03:16:47
And then you always give that excuse like you're evil.
03:16:49
You air it out, but it's like I've had to in, like, this situations where the wind
03:16:55
was coming from the cop side and going out the other window.
03:16:59
And it's like, I don't know how this cop does not
03:17:01
like, would not smell weed in this car,
03:17:02
but it's because the wind was just going off.
03:17:05
No, now this is going on in one out the other
03:17:09
flags says no.
03:17:10
Whatever makes your heart content, as long as it doesn't
03:17:12
infringe on someone else's ability to do what they wish to.
03:17:19
I wish you'd shut the fuck up.
03:17:22
I was not ready.
03:17:26
Why are you gay?
03:17:28
And what do you.
03:17:29
What they wish.
03:17:30
Wishes similar to hope. Excuse me.
03:17:33
It's not a plan.
03:17:35
It's.
03:17:36
You lost your mind.
03:17:38
Hope is for the helpless.
03:17:40
Wishing is for hope is where the heart is.
03:17:43
Wishing is for the little heart is
03:17:45
in the tire. Back to Will.
03:17:48
I have my last piece of content.
03:17:49
Do you have anything else?
03:17:50
Who wants to tie things back to will?
03:17:53
Well we don't, it's just a news.
03:17:54
No. Do we get everything?
03:17:56
I don't have the ability to do it in one show because I just,
03:18:01
I can I get the
03:18:02
monologue to give me the transcript to feed it into AI,
03:18:06
to create the monologue song within like two hours.
03:18:10
Just can't do it yet.
03:18:11
Why not?
03:18:12
I, I don't want to pay the money to do it fast for one.
03:18:16
What do you mean?
03:18:17
I'm a perfectionist, so I don't want to just make the song and pick the first one.
03:18:20
I have to, like, pick from 100 and pick the best one,
03:18:23
and then go into the studio and fix it and sometimes play live drums to it,
03:18:28
whatever it takes to make it sound perfect.
03:18:31
Pretty sure I can do the live.
03:18:32
No one needs to make it sound perfect.
03:18:34
Just needs to be, yeah. Feed me.
03:18:37
Well, then you do it. That's great.
03:18:39
I'm trying.
03:18:40
Okay.
03:18:40
Won't let me fucking copy the live captioning shit.
03:18:43
That's I know, I know, right? And then I try to make it. Save it.
03:18:46
I'm in the process of adding it,
03:18:48
but if every time I add one thing, three other things break
03:18:50
because it's all dependent, that's how code works.
03:18:52
It's all dependent on one another.
03:18:55
Well, so I'm working on it one one thing at a time.
03:18:58
That's all horseshit. Code works.
03:19:00
But I do have the monologue song 151.
03:19:08
So that's like I'm nothing short of green.
03:19:09
I like when I refresh things turning green.
03:19:12
Don't think you're on the right page, does it?
03:19:14
Does your does it say flashdance.com/playlist and that's it?
03:19:18
Or does it say playlist slash playlist
03:19:21
slash playlist?
03:19:23
Michael Phelps yeah.
03:19:25
So it shouldn't say playlist this playlist.
03:19:27
Just make it slash. Okay.
03:19:29
This is a new layout for
03:19:32
playlist.
03:19:34
It's still not green but it's cleaner.
03:19:36
Let's go to our next to it.
03:19:37
Oh that's beautiful. What is that.
03:19:40
Oh you didn't see that.
03:19:40
Yeah we've been using that for like 3 or 4 weeks now.
03:19:43
No I've been going I've been using the old geisha.
03:19:46
Right.
03:19:47
So what do I do I regret it I'm going to make it redirect
03:19:49
so that if you accidentally go to the old playlist one, it'll redirect to this.
03:19:52
Let's change this. And I didn't tell everyone.
03:19:54
Just update the fucking your link list is the problem.
03:19:58
It is.
03:19:59
It should be, but it'll take.
03:20:00
Yeah, you're you're stupid thing a complete.
03:20:03
Well, I don't mean to complain because you do a lot of hard work
03:20:06
and I don't want to. It's not complaining.
03:20:08
It's pretty back and I adjust.
03:20:09
No, I'm just being kind of an asshole just because.
03:20:11
Why not? Like, it's fun.
03:20:13
It's fun to just be competitive.
03:20:14
Why not?
03:20:14
It doesn't bother me one bit.
03:20:16
I'm just saying I hear the feedback.
03:20:18
Even if it's.
03:20:18
If it's.
03:20:19
Hey, excuse me, would you mind changing this one feature to this other thing?
03:20:22
You shouldn't know anything. You can.
03:20:23
I can't figure it out.
03:20:25
Or. Hey, you're retargeting. Is this.
03:20:27
Why is that, our friend? That doesn't make any sense.
03:20:30
And why isn't there a white on the.
03:20:31
You don't give a fuck what I don't give a shit about what you see.
03:20:34
We we get it.
03:20:35
I, I fought against the no.
03:20:40
So I was like yeah white for YouTube are for rumble.
03:20:43
And then I when I think you were like,
03:20:46
we just need the R for rumble because then the other would be implied.
03:20:49
I push back initially and then I was like, you know what?
03:20:53
You're right. And I gave in.
03:20:54
And then Gary is the only one who's been so keeping that going for some reason.
03:20:58
And then noone.
03:20:59
He has the audacity to complain about it on the front end.
03:21:03
Meanwhile, he's the only asshole doing it.
03:21:06
Look at this to see this.
03:21:08
I can do this.
03:21:08
Do you see what just happened there?
03:21:11
No. While you still.
03:21:12
What I can.
03:21:13
All right, so the I just marked,
03:21:15
14 is unplayed, and it's really changed right before your eyes. 15.
03:21:19
No, because nothing showing played or not on my own.
03:21:21
So it's just they're all blue
03:21:24
that day.
03:21:26
What?
03:21:28
Oh, you know what? I'm on 152.
03:21:30
Shit.
03:21:31
Yeah. You're right.
03:21:32
Okay, okay.
03:21:34
You're even playing the wrong links from the wrong.
03:21:37
No, no, but.
03:21:38
So at the very bottom, you'll see where it says, save show as
03:21:42
they're saving, I save.
03:21:43
Sure, I guess I don't know, that's how I back them all up.
03:21:46
So we can, if you type.
03:21:50
Question mark, show equals a show number at the end of the link.
03:21:53
It'll take you to that that actual week show.
03:21:55
When I went to back it up, I accidentally stayed at one.
03:21:59
So I'll fix it.
03:22:00
I'll fix it. I just go here. Oh,
03:22:03
you call you and I just go boom, boom.
03:22:08
Oh, I'm going to blow up my chrome.
03:22:12
So look.
03:22:12
Yeah, they should be changing as I click them.
03:22:16
It's a pretty cool wait updates like that.
03:22:20
Oh yeah. There it is. It is doing it.
03:22:23
It did it.
03:22:28
But so we, we did them all.
03:22:30
Except for.
03:22:30
I wonder how many tabs I can open.
03:22:32
Oh, wait. No, we didn't do Sabina.
03:22:34
That's an accidental one.
03:22:35
I did that.
03:22:43
Bring me half an above.
03:22:47
Yeah. We didn't do her.
03:22:47
Should we do her?
03:22:50
Number? Really?
03:22:51
I don't really get anything she says.
03:22:55
She says she just complains a lot, which I like complaining,
03:22:58
but you got to have fun.
03:22:59
It's going to be, like, entertaining.
03:23:00
It's just her bitching about supposed
03:23:05
theories.
03:23:06
She's complaining that her supposed theory is better than other supposed theories.
03:23:11
Oh, wait, we have a stinger.
03:23:13
Think.
03:23:15
I should do that for what's sure we did.
03:23:18
Stinger.
03:23:19
That means please, please fix me.
03:23:23
Horse and Beth.
03:23:24
Always. Please, please.
03:23:27
Here it is.
03:23:28
Hash.
03:23:28
And please, please, please
03:23:31
tell us what the whole
03:23:35
plus minus x times y x to the power of one.
03:23:38
So I am totally mouse.
03:23:39
It's full with operations like you do to not and just people are playing.
03:23:41
So actually you can do everything but only one operation.
03:23:43
That's quite a play.
03:23:44
Maybe that finally explains why the Americans are only one math.
03:23:46
Well, the Brits have maths. I've had a look.
03:23:48
The only people, the people that appear on the all
03:23:49
the other weekend comes from the mathematician in Poland.
03:23:51
The one operation itself can give everything.
03:23:52
It's taking the exponential function
03:23:54
of x minus the logarithm of another number y equals to.
03:23:56
For exponential minus, look with.
03:23:57
For example,
03:23:58
if you put x and y into the function, you get of the x minus log of 110.
03:24:02
So this gives you just the exponential. You can also get the logarithm. Of course.
03:24:04
Yeah this interesting amount of one of x like it's e minus log.
03:24:07
Excellent. Put on oh one.
03:24:08
So Emma of Emma one gives E2P of x.
03:24:11
Oh yeah.
03:24:12
Of course one of the facts if you work through the algebra
03:24:14
or the extra people council and you're left with just
03:24:17
the. So
03:24:19
she said she said algebra wrong.
03:24:23
She's got an accent.
03:24:24
Give me a break.
03:24:27
Cancel and you're left with just X.
03:24:30
So the same function the exponentials and logarithms indirectly.
03:24:34
But how do we get the standard operations
03:24:38
addition subtraction, multiplication, etc.?
03:24:41
They're all things that take subtraction.
03:24:43
We just saw that
03:24:44
you can express the exponential function and the logarithm through m operations.
03:24:47
If you could lose back into the normal function, what do you get?
03:24:49
Get x minus y.
03:24:50
You can also get a plus just by entering minus one. And you.
03:24:52
You can put the sum of two logarithms
03:24:54
into the exponent of the exponential function.
03:24:55
That'll give you multiplication and multiplication.
03:24:57
You can define powers and so on.
03:24:58
If you want to get trigonometric functions,
03:24:59
you first need imaginary numbers.
03:25:00
You can get those from the logarithm of negative numbers though
03:25:03
there's a branch cut involved though I know that sounds like
03:25:04
I don't want to use them, but just define the logarithm for a negative number.
03:25:07
Once you have that, you get complex numbers
03:25:09
and you got selling them cosine x in the number pi, what do you do not get?
03:25:11
What?
03:25:12
All I can see is all real numbers starting from just 1 to 0,
03:25:14
not without taking infinite limits, but you also didn't make a claim.
03:25:16
You mathematical operations that people has nothing to do with you.
03:25:19
But I'm reasonably sure it's correct.
03:25:20
I saw a lot of people online worry about the arbitrary branch
03:25:22
cut of the logarithm, but I don't think this matters.
03:25:23
Yes, you could choose it differently.
03:25:24
And I'll give you a different definition of compact numbers.
03:25:26
But it's still work.
03:25:27
Now, you may be wondering whether this is actually useful or normal.
03:25:30
People probably not know what's going to replace
03:25:31
a normal calculator with one that has a single derangement.
03:25:33
Don't expect it to rebuild. Comes only by testing 15 different operations.
03:25:36
The interesting part is in computer logic, there's a logical operation called Nand,
03:25:39
which is, you know, find something to build all the usual logical gates
03:25:41
and place people trying to find the analog for ordinary continuous maps, like
03:25:45
gates for scientific calculators.
03:25:46
And there is a possible practical, if every ordinary formula
03:25:49
can be rewritten as a tree made from one repeated building block,
03:25:51
that gives you a very uniform way to search for formulas with a computer.
03:25:54
The authors suggest this could be useful for some expression,
03:25:56
which means trying to guess the equation behind a set of data.
03:25:58
So this may be less about helping humans do math, and more
03:26:00
about giving machines a simpler language in which to search for questions.
03:26:03
Just nice.
03:26:03
Because if the machines are going to take over science,
03:26:05
then at least they will do it in an orderly manner.
03:26:06
I give this paper a zero out of ten. To me, it's a cute paper.
03:26:09
I think that the consistency was surprising to anyone,
03:26:11
but it is surprising that no one has done it before.
03:26:12
There are two ways for this result.
03:26:14
One is that mathematics appears more complicated than it is.
03:26:15
The other way to look at it is that what we think of as computation
03:26:18
is very subjective. You could argue that maybe using a different operation.
03:26:23
Depends on just how you quantify it.
03:26:24
This is also useful for digital physics, because what do we mean when we say that
03:26:27
it's better if we don't agree? Know how to measure simplicity?
03:26:30
Well, maybe just tells us that mathematicians have too much time.
03:26:32
A guy just won $1 million.
03:26:34
It's all from the Euro dollar runs.
03:26:35
An AI agency advanced $100,000 per month.
03:26:37
And the reason people from for the show. So I'm pleased.
03:26:39
Would you say I have only 40%?
03:26:41
I was trying I was trying to find a way to unplug it earlier, but yeah.
03:26:45
Isn't it right underneath it?
03:26:46
Yeah. Staying in an upscale,
03:26:49
it's hidden by some like wooden horseshit.
03:26:52
Just a blockade.
03:26:53
I think drywall
03:26:56
nodes,
03:26:59
I don't know, it's weird.
03:26:59
I can't hear it now. Whatever you do.
03:27:01
Yeah, because it turned the air.
03:27:02
It's turned off, but it's fucking. It's tough.
03:27:05
I don't understand stuff.
03:27:11
I don't fucking know.
03:27:12
Yeah, that's right.
03:27:14
No, it's not right. But that's okay.
03:27:16
Okay. Bye.
03:27:17
See? Now shut off.
03:27:22
Yeah.
03:27:22
Oh, no.
03:27:22
I sucked it down pretty hard this week.
03:27:25
Cheers.
03:27:26
I welcome your hands live.
03:27:29
And that is strong.
03:27:32
But before we get into the liquid diet, I have got some housekeeping.
03:27:35
No less than one of my producers. Correction.
03:27:38
No fewer than one of my producers told me I can improve the show quality
03:27:42
by introducing a new monitor to the barn studio.
03:27:46
I have done.
03:27:46
So let's see if it works.
03:27:48
But there's still okay.
03:27:50
Oh, I'll wait wait, what am I looking?
03:27:52
It seems a little small, right?
03:27:53
All right, all right, here we go. Let's see if these out.
03:27:56
So it's not a liquid diet.
03:27:58
This the show is going to be your.
03:28:00
You're in for a treat.
03:28:01
But before we get into the meat and potatoes of this
03:28:05
liquid diet, I've got some fluff for you.
03:28:08
The reason I got into blades smithing was the show forged in higher
03:28:14
and on the Forged in Fire.
03:28:15
There's a judge named Doug Mock the fighter, the most dangerous man
03:28:19
in the room.
03:28:20
He was a colleague, martial artist.
03:28:22
So Margaery, it was the egg roll.
03:28:25
One of the handle materials they use on the show is my card.
03:28:28
Barricade up my card.
03:28:30
Up the blue handles on the concrete over the shoulder.
03:28:33
Those.
03:28:33
Those are Mark.
03:28:34
Mark, I know there may car to see how confusing it gets.
03:28:37
How you're going to think this
03:28:39
is I hypocritical and the hypocrisy because this is not chocolate milk.
03:28:44
Despite what many people have guessed over
03:28:46
the years, I've known a lot of people who have been addicted to various things.
03:28:50
Oh, probably being the main, the main problem and what I have a problem
03:28:54
with, is getting tragically hooked on something that's sold over the counter.
03:28:58
That is ridiculous.
03:28:59
But I couple people that I know were threatened by their doctor.
03:29:03
You either you quit drinking or you will die.
03:29:05
I can think of 2 or 3 people.
03:29:06
One quit, one quit drinking for health reasons.
03:29:09
The other two, they slowed down. So?
03:29:11
So that's good, right? I've known 100
03:29:15
come out of
03:29:16
that downward spiral, that life ruining dark tunnel,
03:29:19
and they've gotten clean and sober and now are productive members of society.
03:29:23
And I've also known people who had their lives ruined repeatedly.
03:29:27
And that's where my rage is coming from today,
03:29:30
because a lot of them are what we call exceptional drug.
03:29:33
The speaking of rage, you going to rage?
03:29:35
They still drink every day.
03:29:37
I got I used to be borderline functional drunk.
03:29:41
Now I drink for the whole weekend.
03:29:43
But if I do drink every day, it's one of these, and I.
03:29:46
I don't see that as a problem.
03:29:48
The French paradox tells us we can have a glass of wine
03:29:51
with dinner every night, while the first person ended up living here,
03:29:55
and he had a repeating cycle of doing this, and I would pick him up from either
03:30:00
rehab or the hospital, or and drive him to the impound lot and back.
03:30:04
The next person I'm talking about, same thing.
03:30:07
Lived here with me, lost everything.
03:30:10
I picked them up at the hospital or visited them
03:30:13
and the halfway house saw and I tried to help these guys out.
03:30:17
But at a certain point, you got to recognize the pattern
03:30:20
and it's not stopping and instead help them out of the problem.
03:30:24
I become an enabler, allowing them to spiral back into it.
03:30:28
And it started to piss me off.
03:30:30
Okay, it's the latest one to walk away.
03:30:32
I told the story after five years or six years while I was driving to work
03:30:36
one day, and I was running a route that really required what I, I cut off.
03:30:42
I did 20 years where I would show up whenever, but I had this like,
03:30:45
I don't know, eight nine month
03:30:47
stint where I was running a route that really had to start at 630.
03:30:51
My vehicle I was driving in at six, and I got to
03:30:55
the intersection just before work or no
03:30:59
vehicle, an
03:31:00
injury or some other shit that rerouted around
03:31:04
after work ended up being the sky that I know getting is for DUI.
03:31:10
Now we live in
03:31:11
three strikes in year out state and he lost his license indefinitely.
03:31:16
So he was driving illegally and blind drunk.
03:31:18
So so when I got I didn't give him a call because I started late.
03:31:23
I was stuck in the hospital and found out that that was dialog.
03:31:27
And the whole time that that made me like doing a joyride in his girlfriend's car.
03:31:33
Oh, ruined her life. Yeah. So he did less.
03:31:37
And I think her life was ruined before that.
03:31:39
I believe I don't know the difference between jail and prison.
03:31:42
I'm not real familiar with these terms and what they mean,
03:31:46
but I'm told it was jail because it was less than a year.
03:31:49
So he gets out, gets his life together, gets married, stays married for two years,
03:31:55
gets a divorce, moves in with me, lived all last year with me
03:31:59
and is not eligible for a driver's license.
03:32:03
Like I said, I don't allow, at least out of the kindness of my.
03:32:07
Maybe the song will have a call in my name.
03:32:10
You sure it
03:32:11
undermined in court tomorrow is kind of nuts.
03:32:14
He's got to go there tomorrow.
03:32:16
Five houses down.
03:32:17
And as we pulled up to up and Gary, can you record a live update?
03:32:23
The second over?
03:32:25
Yeah. No.
03:32:25
You know, bring your car in the courtroom for 450 bucks, whatever that was.
03:32:31
Hey, the money. So fast forward, it makes me very suspicious.
03:32:34
I'm sleeping it a good Friday in the morning.
03:32:36
2 a.m.
03:32:37
state troopers are in my front yard poking flashlights through the front window.
03:32:42
My dogs are not, so wakes me up.
03:32:44
I'm dressed in jammie pants, I.
03:32:46
I gesture, you know, one minute.
03:32:48
Me they gesture like get the dogs away from me.
03:32:51
And so I put on shoes and I go out the garage door because the dog is.
03:32:56
That's the only door the dog will follow me for some reason.
03:32:59
And so I talk to state troopers and they ask, where are you?
03:33:02
Train your fucking dog. Me? It's an impound. Yeah.
03:33:05
So I come to find out he was that we had plans.
03:33:08
Good Friday, I asked him if he wanted to meet me for lunch
03:33:12
because I had Good Friday off work, and he said he couldn't make it till 330.
03:33:17
Guys. So Cooley has a wet derby.
03:33:19
So I said, okay, make it call at 345, meet you there.
03:33:24
And we were meeting at a local establishment.
03:33:26
Well, now I think it was not going to show up.
03:33:29
And so I, I went anyway, I went by myself.
03:33:32
So we also had planned up for the very next day.
03:33:35
So the Easter that I played the Easter Bunny.
03:33:39
Yeah. Yesterday was all time for Easter.
03:33:41
I know this guy's good enough. The tickets.
03:33:43
I was the boss, but I was.
03:33:45
I was just the regular with your family.
03:33:47
I should have played both roles for years before that.
03:33:51
For years.
03:33:52
I'm trying to win my family, not want him to be there.
03:33:54
Maybe sitting in the park.
03:33:56
No, I wouldn't think that they would love him.
03:33:58
Of ours being the light side of the door, he's got see and freedom.
03:34:02
And on that said, not so much anymore.
03:34:04
Who knows what on earth is time to make it?
03:34:07
Actions, you know, speak louder.
03:34:09
Matter be darned important.
03:34:11
Back in the day, just being loud. Clear.
03:34:13
So he lost everything left his car.
03:34:17
Well, I clean my car around the pole and they took him to the hospital
03:34:21
and straight from the hospital to the jail
03:34:25
where he would be spending the next 3 to 5 years.
03:34:28
I had to go to the impound lot.
03:34:30
It cost me $550.
03:34:33
Keep in mind, that case was our Friday entry level for Monday between 8 a.m.
03:34:37
and 9 p.m.
03:34:39
this month and the next Thursday.
03:34:41
That might not be significantly, but that's my direct deposit.
03:34:45
So this was the first moment since I got hired
03:34:48
in November that I've gotten an extra paycheck.
03:34:51
So using a temp service only got higher than how to spend most.
03:34:55
Congratulate me. Come on.
03:34:58
Thanks.
03:34:59
Well, thanks a lot.
03:35:00
Why did he quit his old job?
03:35:03
I don't understand how.
03:35:05
Thanks, Will. Thanks.
03:35:06
Oh, look, he's going through so much more stress
03:35:12
of this.
03:35:12
These shitty little entry level just comes through, and I do.
03:35:16
And and that's because mainstream archeology will tell us it's
03:35:19
1500 years old.
03:35:21
The celestial alignment tells us it's ten times that.
03:35:24
So some of us have bill of goods, the the celestial alignment
03:35:28
or mainstream archeology.
03:35:29
I've been watching a lot of fundable and his his ongoing disputes
03:35:33
with Graham Hancock and Joe Rogan, and the more he looks like a douche bag.
03:35:37
And I don't even know
03:35:38
what to make of that, but I got an interesting y files for you.
03:35:41
Roll the clip, Brady.
03:35:45
Fuck off.
03:35:51
Yeah.
03:35:52
So it was, it was like, youngest kid is like,
03:35:57
probably in high school or older.
03:36:01
Really? Wow.
03:36:02
He doesn't look that old.
03:36:04
I thought, well, the youngest kid.
03:36:05
Well, the youngest child.
03:36:07
I thought he was more of a child when he was a baby.
03:36:10
Well, well.
03:36:10
And I had gone out to, some bar because, you know,
03:36:14
I assumed I was helping well, out, and we were, you know, drinking,
03:36:18
and I was just paying for food and alcohol.
03:36:22
And then we go home and he's, like, acting all fucking weird.
03:36:26
And he wanted to, like, he woke his family up
03:36:29
in the middle of the night, like all of them.
03:36:33
And he, like, brought them all out
03:36:35
and like, was like crying and acting all fucking weird.
03:36:38
And he, like, wanted to hold his infant baby.
03:36:41
Who was the boy, and like,
03:36:44
wanted to then like, he always, like, freaked out
03:36:48
and like, started, like getting all shitty with, like, with Jenny
03:36:52
and then wanted to leave the apartment and I had to stand in front of the door
03:36:57
and, like, tell him that he wasn't going anywhere.
03:37:00
And I was like, not sure what was going to happen.
03:37:03
And he like,
03:37:08
kind of wanted to go out the door.
03:37:09
And I was like, I'm like, I'm not fucking moving.
03:37:13
And luckily he didn't try to go out the fucking door,
03:37:17
but he put the kid down.
03:37:19
And when he put the kid down, then like, I didn't, you know,
03:37:22
I went away from the door, but then he fucking left.
03:37:24
And then we didn't know where the fuck he went.
03:37:27
And then he claimed that he had gotten,
03:37:29
he was like, oh, somebody must have drugged me.
03:37:31
Someone must have put something in my drink when we when we were out.
03:37:34
And it's like, I, I don't know, dude, I was with you.
03:37:38
I don't know who wants to drug random will random dude.
03:37:42
Like, they didn't drug my drink, I was I with you?
03:37:44
I'm assuming you probably took some shit and you just don't want to admit to it.
03:37:48
And you did some weird shit, and that's.
03:37:50
You're out again.
03:37:51
I have a scar on my hand from a knife
03:37:54
because he had pulled the knife during a party at, mine in his apartment.
03:37:58
This is a pretty deep scar, actually.
03:38:00
I just kind of taped it.
03:38:01
I don't know if you can really see it that well, but what is.
03:38:04
What is tit taped it.
03:38:05
When I taped it, I just taped it.
03:38:07
I just taped it back.
03:38:09
You got stitches?
03:38:13
They were all having fun.
03:38:14
And then he just decided to, flip out for no reason.
03:38:18
And he was trying to be.
03:38:21
He wanted everyone to leave,
03:38:22
and it was like, no, I was like, well, I paid for this apartment
03:38:25
to go to work, and, you know, everyone's going to stay here.
03:38:28
And anyways, because everyone was on my side
03:38:32
except him, and I don't know what.
03:38:35
Again, alcohol.
03:38:36
And again, this is just a repeated cycle.
03:38:38
Like I, I and so he pulled a knife and I know him
03:38:44
and I know that he's not going to do anything.
03:38:45
So I just kind of grabbed the knife and of course he pulled the knife
03:38:48
and it just ripped across my fucking hand and cut my hand pretty badly.
03:38:54
I didn't even react, but, then he ran off
03:38:57
and he ran away and didn't come back for a few hours.
03:39:01
I apologize after that.
03:39:04
I when we were living together as well, he he had gotten,
03:39:11
I heard him.
03:39:12
Unfortunately, this is one of the one of the biggest regrets in my life.
03:39:15
I heard him choking his girl.
03:39:19
And I should have did something, and I.
03:39:20
And I didn't, and luckily, it stopped.
03:39:23
But he was mad about something, and she was leaving,
03:39:27
and he followed her and and
03:39:31
and he also recently has a domestic
03:39:34
that was, right around the time of the divorce.
03:39:37
If you look at his arrest records, there is a domestic abuse charge,
03:39:42
which is more than likely why the abuse or the divorce was happening,
03:39:46
because she would more than likely do anything to take this guy back
03:39:49
and to have him be normal, because she put up with so much for so long.
03:39:55
And again,
03:39:55
I get that Gary is helping the guy out, but at the same time, at what point
03:39:59
do you just kind of let him unfortunately, just you
03:40:05
you just need to learn, harder and harder lesson.
03:40:08
I guess you're getting too many bailouts.
03:40:10
His dad,
03:40:12
stuff.
03:40:12
You know, his dad was not.
03:40:14
There was divorce.
03:40:15
His mom and his dad lived in a different state.
03:40:17
And his dad was, you know, financially well and and paid for,
03:40:22
like, all of his court stuff over the years,
03:40:24
more than likely to make up for not actually being there, but
03:40:28
I don't know. So.
03:40:30
Yeah, just it's just it's just fucked up.
03:40:33
So. Yeah.
03:40:34
So then also another party, he had his birthday party there.
03:40:37
He, we were
03:40:41
he got
03:40:41
mad for some reason because I opened and close the garage door,
03:40:45
like, a couple times because, like, the somebody who, was my one buddy's
03:40:49
friend had walked over because he was, well, hung out with this guy before, too.
03:40:53
And so he was living at an apartment, apartment adjacent,
03:40:57
and he was, like, got all mad and like it.
03:41:00
He flipped the table, and threw drinks all over
03:41:04
like most of the guests, some of them women.
03:41:07
And everyone laughed, and I won.
03:41:09
Buddy, our one buddy Ronnie from high school was like, yeah,
03:41:11
this is why we don't, you know, really hang out with him
03:41:13
much anymore because he does shit like this.
03:41:15
And this was, you know, 25 fucking years ago, you know, 20, 25 years ago.
03:41:20
So back.
03:41:24
I don't
03:41:24
know I don't know what you do with somebody like that.
03:41:28
No matter what he does, no matter what happens,
03:41:30
he always ends up doing something fucking stupid.
03:41:32
And I know the guy's smarter than that.
03:41:34
So you're either doing it on purpose or you're you have issues.
03:41:39
But I just don't believe that because he's smarter than that.
03:41:45
So I just feel like.
03:41:46
I just feel like you're doing it on purpose cause you.
03:41:49
You'd rather just fuck off.
03:41:52
And he's a smart dude, so he got all good grades.
03:41:56
He could be doing all kinds of different shit.
03:41:58
Self-destructive.
03:42:01
You're destroying your family.
03:42:02
You're destroying your your your.
03:42:05
You're the mother of your children.
03:42:07
You're destroying your your father's, you know, finances.
03:42:11
You're destroying your friends, finances and
03:42:15
and and time and effort and caring like you have
03:42:19
all these things around you that are a reason to just go, okay.
03:42:22
Yeah. There's like, I don't know.
03:42:24
I don't know why you like, we all know people that do
03:42:28
inappropriate things and legal things and they they do them, you know.
03:42:31
Oh, right. I don't I'm just saying I
03:42:35
you and I
03:42:36
know people that, you know, have, have had
03:42:40
issues with what I would say.
03:42:41
I would call them issues with drugs.
03:42:43
But the next week I'm flat variance like just stretching everything.
03:42:49
I just know that I have done like I've done different drugs.
03:42:53
I just I've never done them enough to go, this is going to be a thing
03:42:57
that I'm going to do forever.
03:42:58
I've done them here and there and went, okay, yeah,
03:43:00
that's that's so that was nice.
03:43:01
For that time being, I understand how people can get addicted to this,
03:43:05
but I'm not going to do this all the time because why would I do it all the time?
03:43:10
Rants live moderation,
03:43:14
fledge rants live.
03:43:15
This week we will be doing drugs.
03:43:18
You heard me right. Drugs.
03:43:23
I'd rather be doing drugs and alcohol.
03:43:26
I think it's
03:43:28
I mean, I don't know them at all, but I think it's the alcohol of my mom.
03:43:31
My mom. One time I was like, well, why do you always do it?
03:43:33
I smoking weed, she goes, why don't you drink it?
03:43:35
I'm like, don't you realize that that's worse?
03:43:39
Like, are you kidding me?
03:43:40
She does she drink even though she's just like, oh, drinking is legal in her head.
03:43:44
She's like, well, drinking alcohol is legal.
03:43:47
Yeah, we it isn't legal.
03:43:48
What, are you fucking stupid about that? No. Back before.
03:43:51
Before we was legal, it was like, yeah, I know.
03:43:54
It was like, well, she's like, why do you even touch that?
03:43:56
She goes, why don't you just drink?
03:43:57
It's legal in her head. It's because it's legal.
03:43:59
And in my head it's because alcohol is way more addictive
03:44:02
and it has way more problems associated with it.
03:44:06
The curse,
03:44:07
a deeper alcohol like Peyronie's.
03:44:11
Oh, I don't know anybody that's ever blacked out
03:44:14
from smoking weed.
03:44:17
Johnny. Johnny Coke.
03:44:19
Well, and I, his apartment, that same apartment that I got cut out
03:44:22
and, the table was flipped at, Johnny Coke, our buddy.
03:44:25
We, he never really smoked weed much.
03:44:29
And so.
03:44:31
And it was Johnny Coke.
03:44:32
Not because he had anything to do with cocaine.
03:44:34
It was, Coca Cola, but,
03:44:38
he, he had
03:44:41
hit the weed a couple times,
03:44:42
and he had never really smoked before, and he just kind of, like,
03:44:45
got really zoned out and then just, like, took a nap on the couch
03:44:48
for like an hour and then woke up and was like, what happened?
03:44:52
And we're like, yeah, you just kind of like, hit the weed.
03:44:56
You kind of set your head between your legs and just kind of laid
03:44:59
over and fell asleep and like, you weren't really that responsive.
03:45:01
You were trying to, like, I should have been more clear when I said a blackout.
03:45:04
I meant a conscious blackout while being awake and doing things
03:45:08
like people are drunk and they're like, I don't remember last night,
03:45:11
so I've done that.
03:45:12
But 100% every time I've had a drunken blackout,
03:45:15
I've always done the responsible thing, which is weird.
03:45:18
Did somebody tell you that because you were.
03:45:20
No, no, I've I've passed out in my I've woken up in my truck versus
03:45:24
just driving home, like, you know, I mean, like, I,
03:45:27
I know I have wherewithal to get out of whatever situation I'm in
03:45:31
to make it to my vehicle and then to just wait until
03:45:33
I can sober up to before I can drive, you know?
03:45:35
I mean, like, I'm in a safe haven. I'm locked wherever, you know,
03:45:39
you I don't know.
03:45:40
What do you me? I can't be harmed.
03:45:42
Stefan didn't think he had a problem because he was clean and neat.
03:45:47
He'd be at the.
03:45:48
He'd be at my house and he'd leave for a second and come back.
03:45:51
It was bad news is, I just fucking threw up everywhere.
03:45:53
But the good news is, I made it all in the toilet, so everything's fine.
03:45:56
And he just keep drinking.
03:45:58
Like to me, that's a signal of your body saying, stop.
03:46:03
So, yeah, people that drink past puking, I think that's a problem.
03:46:08
Oh, wait, this is sometimes, sometimes if you,
03:46:10
If sometimes if you get ahead of yourself
03:46:12
drinking and you, you know, if you drink too much, too fast
03:46:16
and you feel like you can you you can throw up.
03:46:19
A lot of times I've just said, you know what?
03:46:21
I've gotten ahead of myself.
03:46:23
I kind of need to rewind.
03:46:24
So I've gone thrown up, even, like,
03:46:27
stuck my finger down my throat to induce it a little bit,
03:46:32
to be able to purge out some of the liquor,
03:46:34
because I just knew I got ahead of myself too fast.
03:46:37
And so, you know, you just kind of reset this.
03:46:40
You just kind of reset the scale there, come back out,
03:46:43
and then you can, you know, continue to to drink at a regular pace, like 100%.
03:46:46
I've felt because otherwise I'm just going to throw up anyway
03:46:50
and I'm not going to be able to drink anymore
03:46:52
and I'm not going to have fun, you know, because I've already
03:46:56
I already feel like I've hit
03:46:57
a point to where it's like, that's why I just I stopped doing liquor.
03:47:00
I only do beer.
03:47:02
The beer, it's way easier to go.
03:47:04
Oh, I feel like I'm close to my limit.
03:47:06
This will be my last beer for a little while.
03:47:08
You know.
03:47:11
Beer also has a wonderful stomach.
03:47:13
Warning to you.
03:47:14
Like, if you have ten beers, at least at my age, my drink should be.
03:47:18
Or so even good beer.
03:47:20
Anything carbonated, my body's not. Whoa.
03:47:23
Whatever.
03:47:24
Give it fucking 12.
03:47:26
I think it's just your penis.
03:47:28
I don't drink through my back.
03:47:30
I don't give a shit.
03:47:33
You said you had a song.
03:47:36
Yeah, I thought I dropped it somewhere, but maybe not a hundred songs.
03:47:40
No, it was just. Yeah, yeah.
03:47:42
So did you.
03:47:43
You never even responded. My horseshit.
03:47:45
Fucking statement I did.
03:47:46
So you just didn't read the submissions.
03:47:49
Wait, did you get my text?
03:47:50
Because other people are saying they're not getting my texts?
03:47:53
No, I didn't the
03:47:54
all I got was Gary's response that said Clonard, which made no sense.
03:47:57
So no.
03:47:57
But like so I Sunday I was not available at all.
03:48:00
So Monday I don't give a shit.
03:48:03
Monday afternoon I responded a long fucking too long.
03:48:06
Didn't read response
03:48:08
went to what I said,
03:48:10
yeah, it's that audio video you're looking for a yes or no to be polite then?
03:48:14
No? Well, yeah, sure.
03:48:16
But then I said, how?
03:48:16
I can't guarantee anything about data backup and shit. So.
03:48:20
Because that's like my test phone server.
03:48:22
No. See, the problem is it's just like, I don't understand why my joke,
03:48:27
our joke song about the disease of Aids, can't be put on YouTube.
03:48:32
But South Park has, you know, stuff.
03:48:36
You want me over the things about homosexuality, the N-word and stuff
03:48:40
like that.
03:48:41
And I don't understand why that stuff is being flagged.
03:48:44
Like it's not.
03:48:45
It's obviously a joke, a parody.
03:48:47
It's it's, it's it's it's just using the things of life
03:48:52
as fodder for a topic of a song.
03:48:56
Like, it's not. There's no malice.
03:48:58
I don't know what's the difference between that and the Eminem song.
03:49:01
I have no idea, why?
03:49:04
Certain things are allowed and certain certain things are not. I don't know.
03:49:09
So I, I was looking
03:49:10
for a platform that I could just put the stuff
03:49:13
to be able to just playlist it that way, like, you know, because usually
03:49:16
the only people that are listening to it are going to be the people who made it.
03:49:19
And so that's when we're usually just golfing
03:49:22
and that's all I'm interested in for the most part.
03:49:25
And so I don't know what the best avenue is.
03:49:29
Bandcamp is an area that I would like.
03:49:31
I just asked I and they pretty much said, you're kind of fucked no matter what.
03:49:35
Which then I was like, oh, that sucks.
03:49:38
Like, holy shit.
03:49:39
Rumble does offer like, dude to be able to upload stuff.
03:49:42
And I have a playlist that's much like YouTube, Bandcamp.
03:49:45
It's hard to like, do a playlist, so know
03:49:46
some of the shit that I already have on there.
03:49:48
Doesn't show up on the
03:49:49
like the Bandcamp app and I don't know how to playlist shit is just retarded.
03:49:54
SoundCloud.
03:49:55
You know, you can only have a certain amount of songs you can't do,
03:49:58
like a lot of songs unless you pay for the space.
03:50:02
So it seems like Rumble is the best spot.
03:50:05
And Rumble also allows you to have like, you don't have to have it listed publicly.
03:50:11
It can only be for people who subscribe, so it's not going to be broadcasted
03:50:15
outward to where random people like I like to have random people stumble across it,
03:50:20
but not if they're going to go, oh, this is offensive.
03:50:22
I'm going to report you.
03:50:23
I mean, so, that seems to be the safest avenue right now.
03:50:27
I don't know where to go after that.
03:50:30
I can always upload it to my Apple Music and do shit like that,
03:50:33
but I can't share that with other people and have them play it.
03:50:37
You know, I want this accessible to the, you know, six people who made it.
03:50:41
Do you have an always on computer by any chance?
03:50:45
Oh, not all the time, but I do, I do I didn't want to just get a,
03:50:51
because I work off of laptops.
03:50:53
I work out of laptops based on the fact that there's just I can use this at home.
03:50:58
I can use this, and I don't know about it.
03:51:00
And it's the same fucking thing, you know, I kind of want to get,
03:51:05
standalone Apple desktop, just,
03:51:07
you know, because they do the Apple Mini or just the the cubes.
03:51:10
Yeah.
03:51:11
And you can just
03:51:11
I can just leave that at home and this can seamlessly sync to that one.
03:51:15
Right.
03:51:16
I sort of want to do that, but that's a couple grand
03:51:20
and it's like, I don't I don't know, it would just be for me.
03:51:24
It would be me not having to plug in, unplug this computer
03:51:27
every time I leave the house.
03:51:29
Just it would be just me being lazy like I was,
03:51:34
it was it.
03:51:38
Yeah.
03:51:38
If you. And if you upload them to, tube,
03:51:41
they're going to put a white square and turn it.
03:51:43
They're going to actually encode a video for the time of your song.
03:51:47
I wish it would just allow music, but I have music manager.
03:51:50
Yeah.
03:51:50
See, I wish you could do just I wish you could do just the audio
03:51:53
because I have to make videos for all this shit just to post it
03:51:57
on a video platform, and it's kind of annoying.
03:52:00
Yeah, that's why I asked if in my long, long winded two
03:52:03
paragraph response, I asked if it was just me, rather have it be I'd rather had.
03:52:07
Okay, I maybe I didn't respond to that.
03:52:09
I got I don't know, I think I do remember reading something like that.
03:52:13
I'd rather it would be just audio because it would save me time
03:52:15
making a video, because I don't care about that.
03:52:18
I just care about the stream ability.
03:52:21
And honestly, Bandcamp.
03:52:23
I've had old beats there forever that I made a long time ago
03:52:28
that I was just like, hey, here's like 200 fucking beats
03:52:31
that I made over the course of however long Easy would just kind of peruse
03:52:35
through them and go, hey, I sort of like this one.
03:52:37
And I'm like, okay, yeah, I like that one too. Cool.
03:52:39
Let's choose that one.
03:52:41
And so those have been there forever, but I can't like, grab those and like,
03:52:44
do a shuffle.
03:52:45
I have to only play them one through like, in order,
03:52:48
like anytime there's an album on Bandcamp, it seems like you only play it through
03:52:52
or in order, like it's you can't write
03:52:55
well playlist until you can't shuffle.
03:52:58
You and I tried to do okay, well, it seems like Rumble is probably the best
03:53:02
bet for right now, but until they suck so my shit there, they won't.
03:53:06
Flagship.
03:53:08
I promise you they will not.
03:53:09
Flagship.
03:53:10
It does say that there is stuff about,
03:53:11
you know, targeting marginalized communities.
03:53:14
And when you're talking about,
03:53:14
you know, homosexual jokes less, it's the Jewish fagot word and no.
03:53:20
Yeah. No.
03:53:20
We also do to, you know, Jews, anybody.
03:53:23
We would attack anyone.
03:53:24
We drop heart hours.
03:53:26
Keep a on fagots and quit. Yeah.
03:53:28
No that's what the that's what I'm more I'm an I'm doing.
03:53:34
See, you have a plan for the algorithm.
03:53:35
Let the algorithm find it versus letting it just because I think that's
03:53:38
what a lot of it is, is random people go, oh no, I'm going to report this.
03:53:44
Yeah.
03:53:45
Not on the side of things because I've, we've played it on here.
03:53:49
But yeah, the song of Aids, that song, the regular
03:53:53
remastered version of the original that we created flew right by the radar.
03:53:58
But the all the remasters and all the remixes and shit,
03:54:02
whether it be the original, lyrics or, the cover version, lyrics,
03:54:08
it those didn't fly past the radar, but the very,
03:54:12
very original original, the yeah, the song of it.
03:54:16
Where is it?
03:54:17
I'm still able to play it. Right?
03:54:18
Because it says
03:54:20
can pick up the title.
03:54:22
So I also.
03:54:25
Oh, I'm pretty sure I haven't heard this one
03:54:29
entire time of the could be the much I love.
03:54:33
So I love.
03:54:37
My. 000.
03:54:58
Hold on.
03:54:58
I'm trying to find the fucking right browser.
03:55:00
Because now I've got to play because it's it's pulled from YouTube.
03:55:04
I've got to play it from like, the back end.
03:55:05
So I got to share this one in order to do it.
03:55:08
I if you're playing it from your back end, I'd prefer not to watch,
03:55:11
especially if it's about your hot dog buns. Yeah.
03:55:13
And I've never heard anything working today.
03:55:17
This is a great song.
03:55:20
Yay! Yes or not?
03:55:27
My song. Some Swahili rap. The monkey. But.
03:55:30
But maybe it wasn't with the baboon.
03:55:32
Probably.
03:55:32
Like, I'm sure the negroid did, cuz he spread that shit for slave
03:55:36
ships and plantations way before Frisco demonstrations.
03:55:39
What did he say?
03:55:40
Land is in the bathroom, mate.
03:55:42
On the dark side of the moon.
03:55:44
They did. My hair aids in my underwear.
03:55:46
There's Aids in the white House, in Michelle Obama's mouth.
03:55:48
Disease on the slacks and in Cyprus.
03:55:50
But crack can't get away from all these aids, no matter how hard I try.
03:55:54
Magic Johnson fucking YouTuber
03:55:55
didn't quite die cause he got fame and all these cocktails money can buy.
03:55:59
You would think that
03:56:00
with all the seeds around that I brought my dick in
03:56:02
a kind of a three, but I fucking orange drink before getting fried chicken eating.
03:56:05
It's plenty safe enough for me.
03:56:07
They call Aids get cancer, and I'm way cool with that because it's killing fags.
03:56:11
More importantly, bats.
03:56:13
Nigga, you must have this on me.
03:56:14
Oh, we got a ton of fucking pussy.
03:56:16
Do. Let's go.
03:56:17
What do you mean?
03:56:18
Pansy and get Aids together? Just me and you.
03:56:24
Oh, tween
03:56:26
you, I put state Aids out of Freddie Mercury's anus.
03:56:29
I mean, I'm just joking. Stroking my dick to the chaos.
03:56:31
Aids is gonna get you.
03:56:33
It's gonna get you.
03:56:34
So you better take a picture.
03:56:35
Cause these sores on your body is fucking sexy.
03:56:38
Come over here, slut and insect.
03:56:40
Spray your aids in my mouth.
03:56:41
Better take the direct route.
03:56:43
Fuck this shit, man. I'm for.
03:56:47
Everyone has Aids.
03:56:49
I'm on the corner of the eighth world and I fucking mad.
03:56:53
You bug.
03:56:54
It's around the corner of the Aids quilt and I fucking grab your you pockets.
03:56:59
I hold the corner of the Aids quilt and I fucking bat you.
03:57:04
You suck on the corner of the Aids quilt and I fuck the, auto immune deficiency
03:57:09
syndrome they doing for people's lives, and and Gary's
03:57:13
for drugs in the works, to name some.
03:57:15
Some crap that'll send you to other dimensions.
03:57:18
I can do it in his voice now. Intentions.
03:57:20
Where do we send them? Any place.
03:57:22
It doesn't fit some hidden agenda.
03:57:23
Oppressive slave ghetto tactics. An ancient practice.
03:57:26
No wonder impoverished nations back tonight.
03:57:28
It's all the first ones affected and had it contracted.
03:57:31
Have shame half manner.
03:57:32
But it doesn't matter. We're back.
03:57:34
That's just how it happens.
03:57:35
So do your best.
03:57:36
Fires all the to defend a herd of cleansing hot dog buns.
03:57:40
We rap and sing Jewish stars on our slide.
03:57:45
What is that? Me?
03:57:48
Everyone has you fucking
03:57:51
rolled the corner of the ace quilt and I fuck you, man.
03:57:55
You from the corner of the East building?
03:57:58
I fuck my dogs.
03:58:00
You hold the corner of the East quilt and I fuck you, man.
03:58:04
Don't you stop you shambles.
03:58:06
The corner of the East quilt and I let me take you back.
03:58:10
Way back in the time.
03:58:11
Beautiful day. Not a rain cloud in the sky.
03:58:14
Not that the normal year.
03:58:15
But here sits a guy black. It's night in in Africa.
03:58:18
He resides only in only joking with a few buddies, a few quick darks.
03:58:23
And he said he was going to fuck a monkey.
03:58:25
He laughed and thought it was really, really funny.
03:58:27
But the African guy became the first African to achieve niggers.
03:58:30
That is the night he played with the fat guy monkey.
03:58:34
An eight year contract.
03:58:35
I didn't know what went on with the challenge of being a queen if I'm
03:58:38
not a pussy. He.
03:58:41
Oh God damn it!
03:58:44
Where can I do that?
03:58:48
I'm on a shift to a new life away from age.
03:58:51
My Asian miracle plantations with food, shelter.
03:58:54
To me, this doesn't
03:58:55
sound like a slave thing, cause they got slang around the United States.
03:58:59
And it's all because people are fucking shit
03:59:02
that shouldn't be allowed to have a dick if you let them know.
03:59:06
Got a disease?
03:59:06
Can't spread.
03:59:07
I'm not saying this to be fucked in the head.
03:59:09
I know what I say.
03:59:10
Aids is a plague, and I'll be damned if the next dish gives it to me.
03:59:14
I can't see every coat I get, I think, no, not me.
03:59:18
Jesus, I wish I could make that nigga pay me.
03:59:22
It's because of you that everyone at hey hey hey
03:59:30
hey hey hey
03:59:30
and only inflict a death sentence designed to kill fat speakers.
03:59:34
Every menace to society.
03:59:36
From every needle you choose an over cocky lady country.
03:59:40
Cause no one cares.
03:59:42
Funny if you have money that Aids won't kill you.
03:59:46
Don't kill you in the pharmaceutical company's
03:59:50
world, kill you better.
03:59:54
I'll be splitting up.
03:59:57
Hey, hey, cliche.
04:00:00
The whole premise of the song is that Aids is is,
04:00:03
you know, a disease that was implant
04:00:06
implemented to take out a certain community.
04:00:08
So I don't know why that would be removed from company two, but
04:00:13
with a fresh beat in a new rhyme.
04:00:14
It's about time for my kids to finally take a seat to get to this sweet.
04:00:17
Plant a seed, grow a tree needs to be a how are we gonna work in the video?
04:00:22
I thought you were done, but you really want.
04:00:25
I just found another one again.
04:00:27
It's a very difficult to do that.
04:00:30
There are some agents
04:00:31
that clearly have been shown to suppress the replication of the virus.
04:00:35
This is a very unique virus, because even if you block the ability to
04:00:39
replicate, it also has the unique ability to hide or live within the cell
04:00:45
such that you might suppress its multiplication.
04:00:48
You might not ever be able to completely rid the body of the virus.
04:00:52
That's perhaps the body's own defenses.
04:00:54
You wouldn't do that.
04:00:55
Able to completely rid of the body of the Aids.
04:00:58
So my name is Doctor Carl Sagan,
04:01:03
and Gary Leaper is a complete fagot.
04:01:08
Yeah.
04:01:12
Will, no offense in the new rhyme,
04:01:14
it's about time for machines to finally take a seat to get to this sweet planet.
04:01:18
Look at me.
04:01:19
I smoke a beer. You want to pass, hit ash.
04:01:23
Oh, you can do that.
04:01:24
Is in the freezer cabinet.
04:01:27
Smoke at least half of it.
04:01:28
I had to get the Swiss red for the rest of it escalated.
04:01:32
It doesn't roll.
04:01:33
Another one passes smoking cheap.
04:01:35
Wait a minute. For the green machine.
04:01:38
Back in the pack. You about?
04:01:40
Obviously, next week is the highest score in the game.
04:01:43
When I gene gadgets for Jason Boyd on a laminate.
04:01:47
Got some bacon I made it.
04:01:49
I really don't exactly know what I'm saying.
04:01:50
And watching that bacon I'm at bay drinking the beer,
04:01:53
smoking about the barbecue.
04:01:54
A steak was still it tastes great. So medicate.
04:01:57
I bet you bowl. This takes the cake.
04:01:59
Mary Jane loves everyone.
04:02:01
She doesn't discriminate all age.
04:02:04
She will eliminate incinerator in a joint.
04:02:07
She will stimulate if you come deep.
04:02:10
My lungs inhaled orgasm. Smoke from a hole.
04:02:13
Take a token, take a token.
04:02:15
Inhaled orgasm. Smoke. What's up son? What?
04:02:18
You need a double quarter pounder. Dang.
04:02:21
We that show just called drama.
04:02:23
I put the call out and get you some more.
04:02:25
What's up?
04:02:26
Some what you need the double quarter pound dank. We.
04:02:30
That's easy. If you just call me cheese.
04:02:33
I put the call out and set up the delivery.
04:02:36
Deliver it.
04:02:39
If you got the green, I got the greens set up.
04:02:41
Pick it up, set it up.
04:02:42
And if you got a blood double, don't stop till the ashes.
04:02:45
Order up, put it out and roll another one I double time usually when I drive, I got
04:02:49
and I ride all the time.
04:02:50
She'll calm and cool. Collected even when disrespected.
04:02:52
You have to even pay attention to you. What?
04:02:55
What the fuck was I going to mention?
04:02:57
I forgot when the last time we smoked was.
04:03:00
So let's smoke again.
04:03:01
It's a blessing from up above.
04:03:03
God put this here for you and me, so let's give it a puff.
04:03:06
Barack Obama fuck health.
04:03:08
Legalize marijuana that will kill all our problems.
04:03:11
Instead of killing us with your drama hormones, you smoke some to.
04:03:14
Why is it better if I want to be high like you?
04:03:16
These trees are blue. They're giving off that love you smell.
04:03:19
It's a combat cop.
04:03:20
And you keep it in a jar and take a token.
04:03:22
Inhale to orgasm. Smoke.
04:03:24
What's up son? What?
04:03:25
You need a double Quarter Pounder with that? We.
04:03:28
That's the show just called.
04:03:30
Yeah, I put the call out and get you some of.
04:03:33
What's up?
04:03:33
Some what you need a double quarter pounder, a dank weed.
04:03:37
That's easy. If you just call me cheese.
04:03:40
Call and set up the delivery.
04:03:43
Delivery? It's easy.
04:03:46
You got the green, I got the green.
04:03:48
Take a token, take a token.
04:03:50
Inhale the orgasm.
04:03:53
Small.
04:03:58
How about next week?
04:03:59
We do battery
04:04:01
assault. Oh.
04:04:07
Assault and battery.
04:04:09
I know, just just battery.
04:04:11
I mean, yeah, no, just batteries.
04:04:15
Like punch, bitch or or we could do receipts.
04:04:19
He was higher than a kite.
04:04:21
Pots are pretty good.
04:04:22
Do we could do to I don't know, Gary might not be available next week.
04:04:26
We don't know.
04:04:29
No. That's a that's a fine.
04:04:31
And, let's pray.
04:04:33
You know, he'll just please don't get in trouble and it'll be expunged.
04:04:37
I will give you a total pardon for murdering that woman.
04:04:41
Yeah, exactly.
04:04:43
That's exactly what's going to happen.
04:04:45
Yeah. Hopefully we do get an update.
04:04:46
If we do get, we may have a live video.
04:04:48
We have our first ever morning show tomorrow morning if we get a live update.
04:04:51
Morning mou RNA and you.
04:04:54
It'd be fantastic if it was a morning show.
04:04:56
As in not the afternoon or evening. Hot off.
04:05:02
Okay, so all in all, clear up on at Russell.
04:05:05
Casey does his last words.
04:05:07
Do whatever makes your heart content as long as it doesn't infringe
04:05:10
on someone else's ability to do what they want.
04:05:12
Do you take that?
04:05:14
I already read it a long time ago, I don't know.
04:05:16
Oh, God. Yeah.
04:05:17
You were bitching about something for,
04:05:24
I think it's a
04:05:25
it's a good life lesson.
04:05:30
All right.
04:05:30
I don't remember any of it.
04:05:32
We're going to read these people again.
04:05:34
Please do.
04:05:35
So, do they seem boring?
04:05:37
You know somebody better? Yeah.
04:05:39
I don't like the guy's beard. See here?
04:05:41
Somebody else here?
04:05:43
It looks like they're ending.
04:05:44
Also, do, the following.
04:05:49
Yeah, I've.
04:05:49
I've come across that.
04:05:51
Listen, I like who else is here.
04:05:54
The kids come across it.
04:05:56
I wish they would just, taught me that in kindergarten.
04:06:01
It's awesome.
04:06:04
It's so good.
04:06:05
Sports. Oh, yeah.
04:06:07
What did you
04:06:09
talk about?
04:06:09
The Pistons game already or weren't you on?
04:06:12
No, I wasn't, What did you think of that?
04:06:15
Did you watch it because I watched it?
04:06:16
No, I did not.
04:06:20
I think I glanced at some of it.
04:06:21
I don't I don't recall my time.
04:06:24
What happened? They they mugged the pistons.
04:06:26
It was like hack a Shaq or whatever they used to call that, you know, just
04:06:30
we we took and missed so many free throws.
04:06:34
It was like there was four of them just mugging.
04:06:36
Who's the who's our star?
04:06:37
I can't I don't know basketball at all.
04:06:39
They kept just for 3 or 4 of them on him every time.
04:06:42
And just funneled him into a
04:06:45
to the point where our players weren't even trying to shoot.
04:06:47
They were just flailing like soccer, throwing the ball up in the air
04:06:49
and flailing.
04:06:50
Just give us our fucking shots.
04:06:52
And if they would have made the shots, they probably would have won the game.
04:06:54
But they they didn't.
04:06:56
They missed.
04:06:56
And while Orlando know who is it?
04:06:59
Yeah. The magic. They didn't miss any of their shot.
04:07:02
Actually they were
04:07:03
pretty shitty on three points, but they made all their other shots.
04:07:06
Everything went in.
04:07:08
That's why they had like 120 fucking points.
04:07:12
People are from Tara onto.
04:07:17
You're not going to take inches off my dick, bro.
04:07:19
Because you know number one plays number eight and loses.
04:07:22
They were down by ten points the entire game
04:07:25
eight 8 to 10 points the entire game.
04:07:29
Actually, no it was tied twice, but they never had the lead.
04:07:32
If they did, it was for like one basket.
04:07:34
Anytime they went on a little run and caught back up,
04:07:37
they would do the same thing and answer back.
04:07:41
Are they still here? Yeah.
04:07:42
This is the only people. These are only people that are even live.
04:07:44
I'm surprised they didn't let me know.
04:07:46
Our viewers.
04:07:49
Is it still pending or do they just outright reject you?
04:07:52
I got nothing, no, nothing.
04:07:54
I didn't even use an application.
04:07:57
And they'll email you if they tell.
04:07:59
If you're you're accepted.
04:08:02
They're talking about the real deal.
04:08:03
Creator pro burgers on tomorrow.
04:08:05
We did it least 9:30 p.m.
04:08:07
Central time on the Mr.
04:08:10
Burger YouTube channel.
04:08:11
We will be doing the trivia issue
04:08:14
all right here after, is game.
04:08:17
Anyways,
04:08:20
They're homosexual.
04:08:22
We were last week.
04:08:23
I was looking at video shows like penis.
04:08:26
Let's go to one of these before we go get the video service.
04:08:29
Like penis.
04:08:31
You can't have video service happiness
04:08:34
without a penis.
04:08:37
There we go.
04:08:38
I got some really quick
04:08:40
because we haven't had one in a hot one.
04:08:45
You got the, one of the
04:08:48
the whatever it's called the the bumper.
04:08:53
Oh, you didn't hit it.
04:08:54
Bump. That's.
04:08:55
No, that was that's my own helicopter.
04:08:58
Helicopter? Yeah. Yeah.
04:09:01
Oh, they just ended their stream.
04:09:02
I didn't get the fucking no good pieces.
04:09:05
Helicopter. Have you got it?
04:09:08
Where is helicopter?
04:09:09
I need a better.
04:09:13
Helicopter.
04:09:13
The helicopter.
04:09:15
Where is
04:09:17
one of the better?
04:09:18
Find the closest.
04:09:23
Known, to to last month's deadly helicopter crash.
04:09:26
NTSB released its preliminary report into last month's
04:09:29
deadly helicopter crash along the north shore of Kaua'i.
04:09:33
Three police helicopter dive, airborne aviation chopper went down
04:09:36
in the waters off Kalalau Beach on the Nepali coast on March 26th.
04:09:40
Another passenger in the pilot was seriously injured.
04:09:43
According to the NTSB, the pilot was turning away
04:09:46
from the shoreline when the chopper started vibrating and spinning.
04:09:51
The pilot's mayday call for the chopper nosedived into the water.
04:09:55
Two victims were from Massachusetts.
04:09:57
The third was to Ukraine.
04:10:00
There are people who get into helicopter accidents on accident. Man.
04:10:08
That is like, oh, it was spinning.
04:10:11
And it's like, well, yeah, obviously something went wrong.
04:10:13
What do you like?
04:10:14
You need to overanalyze the helicopter crash.
04:10:17
Well, you only want the rotor spinning.
04:10:18
You don't want to be in a spinning helicopter.
04:10:22
Yeah, that's the
04:10:24
if the blades are staying still on, the copter is spinning.
04:10:27
That's the problem, right?
04:10:29
Yeah.
04:10:29
I don't I'd have a hard time getting in a helicopter, to be honest.
04:10:32
Unless it was taking me off on an island
04:10:34
that was sinking into the ocean or something.
04:10:35
Because the helicopter wants to fall.
04:10:37
Like if you.
04:10:38
They do have, you know, contrary to what you've
04:10:40
we learned on this show that if the engines do
04:10:42
and just die on a plane, you can probably coast down and land.
04:10:45
But helicopter.
04:10:46
Yeah, that was wrong.
04:10:47
I'm going to it's going to drop like a rock to the sky.
04:10:50
There's no way it's not going to drop like a rock, because that would be safe.
04:10:53
It might just drop. It's going to be a spinning flinging.
04:10:56
You're going to be like, yeah, you're gonna pass out from just the G-Force.
04:11:01
And then when it hits, chances are you're going to face
04:11:03
right down a snowy hill and then ski down a mountain in a hill.
04:11:07
Okay, either that or the blades are going to break off and whipping you.
04:11:11
So, I mean, you're, you know, if you're going to die, that's the best case.
04:11:14
It's like dying in the nuclear blast instead of waiting for the fallout.
04:11:17
There are people who get in the helicopter accidents on accident. Man,
04:11:24
I don't think there's helicopter.
04:11:26
Helicopter?
04:11:32
Oh, are these are these flat earthers?
04:11:36
Oh, we can pass the buck to flat earthers.
04:11:38
Let's do this like a flat earth or some, yeah, let's see that.
04:11:42
Well, it's worth the wait.
04:11:44
You will pass all the we.
04:11:46
We'd have to see the flat earthers.
04:11:47
I don't I was just saying, like otherwise we have 42 wheat heads.
04:11:50
We're going to pass over to the flat earthers.
04:11:52
We just, you know, until you can until you can.
04:11:54
All right.
04:11:55
Like, show that everybody.
04:11:57
My impression could make a shadow disappear. That no one claims.
04:11:59
We have every reason to believe
04:12:00
that we have every reason to believe that they faked it all.
04:12:04
Faked what?
04:12:06
Just happened?
04:12:07
The shadows are. What are the beginning to end? Well,
04:12:10
sounds like some.
04:12:11
Rick.
04:12:12
Have you ever seen the one on the moon where they have, like,
04:12:14
there's, like, the shadows and they're like, know what?
04:12:16
The shadow. It's so easily debunked.
04:12:18
You know, the one on the moon with the shadows, but not like, you know what?
04:12:22
We can't interact with each other like the shadows.
04:12:24
Yeah.
04:12:24
We can't interact with them because it's just some rumble dude that's just tapped
04:12:28
in and re streaming, discord server.
04:12:31
So that's. Oh, really?
04:12:32
So he's not even a real sad another guy.
04:12:35
I mean, they might be real, but it's probably it might be their shit.
04:12:38
But yeah, it's so.
04:12:40
Oh, Oh.
04:12:47
Yeah.
04:12:48
I guess.
04:12:50
Joey can excuse me.
04:12:52
I like holy can only, like we see. So
04:12:57
far. All right, I like, what's he playing?
04:13:00
What is it?
04:13:03
Okay, so I'm not ready.
04:13:04
The stream game looks like some weird.
04:13:06
I mean, I don't know if you can hear me.
04:13:08
I hear you.
04:13:12
Come on.
04:13:13
There's nothing better.
04:13:13
I wish there a rumble.
04:13:19
You find one? Send.
04:13:22
Yeah.
04:13:22
Send me the link.
04:13:26
It doesn't.
04:13:26
We're not even in the, program anymore.
04:13:29
Yeah. You're right, there is a problem.
04:13:32
There is a lot of, Yeah.
04:13:35
World Poker Tour.
04:13:38
But again, this is just right. Yeah.
04:13:40
Just something
04:13:40
the two on the two losses and students fight against boys and girls sports.
04:13:45
That's two hours ago. This is a clip.
04:13:47
Yeah, they got to be read. You got to be read,
04:13:50
but they got to be read because that means they're live.
04:13:53
Otherwise, yeah, there's a lot of gaming.
04:13:57
Slim slate.
04:14:00
Our news network.
04:14:01
Likely to be hard, bro.
04:14:04
Well, if you are still here, make sure you, hit that thumbs up
04:14:07
because death stream. Or what about the death guy?
04:14:09
Where the death streamer?
04:14:10
That sounds weird. Death streamer?
04:14:13
He's on printers. Premium.
04:14:15
They have to be premium, though. You got to be premium.
04:14:17
Fuck off, bro. Premium.
04:14:19
You're fucking demanding.
04:14:21
You can't be death and demanding of premium.
04:14:24
Son of a bitch.
04:14:25
Yeah, yeah.
04:14:26
It's like if you're a little bit overweight, you got to be nine.
04:14:29
You can't be fat and mean, right?
04:14:31
Yeah. You can't be like, no, I need a dude.
04:14:33
He's got a hard body.
04:14:34
And it's like, no, no, no, you can't bring one to the table and not reciprocate.
04:14:39
It's weird that I was talking about women and you,
04:14:42
you said, hey, I heard about it, dude.
04:14:44
Everybody. Dudes, I
04:14:47
what are you gonna do?
04:14:48
Yeah.
04:14:49
What about Bill Cooper? Bill Cooper?
04:14:51
Bill Cooper is mystery.
04:14:53
Babylon. Babylon.
04:14:55
This is a 24 over seven replay.
04:14:57
The 30 minute video from the 70s.
04:15:00
What a dickhead.
04:15:01
It's always been
04:15:03
vlogs.
04:15:06
Mario.
04:15:07
Yeah. This sucks.
04:15:09
Yeah, this is news, like Newsmax.
04:15:12
Like, all that just is horseshit. This is reciprocated.
04:15:15
Regurgitated, recycled, 24 hour streams.
04:15:18
This shit lets it go.
04:15:20
Make sure
04:15:22
you give me this point.
04:15:24
Number one, I was like, oh, man, most people watch you
04:15:27
just reward that, I guess.
04:15:29
I don't know.
04:15:32
All right, let's see.
04:15:33
Are we going to go to a little vignette
04:15:35
or are we going to go to Mario Kart Stadium,
04:15:37
or are we going to torture ourself with a horror core?
04:15:39
I want to go to number one King of Canton, Spartan and the Dragon unite.
04:15:45
The sound of thunderous masses rejoicing.
04:15:48
He's got a good like fucking presentation.
04:15:53
The first number one King of coke.
04:15:57
What do you mean?
04:15:57
It's an AI presentation?
04:15:59
Yeah, the king of count.
04:16:01
Content number one. King of content.
04:16:04
Where Spartacus live
04:16:07
gaming.
04:16:09
Gaming. Spartacus love.
04:16:11
Spartacus live game number one.
04:16:13
King of content.
04:16:14
I go to, I go to the shit, I go down, it gets to gaming.
04:16:17
And it's like, right,
04:16:19
I guess I could just share my screen.
04:16:21
I mean, sharing the screen
04:16:22
instead of a screen, instead of a screen instead of a screen instead of screen.
04:16:26
What's wrong with that?
04:16:27
It just seems cool,
04:16:30
I like it.
04:16:30
Did you make it even though you're making me nauseous?
04:16:33
He's got 52 people watching.
04:16:38
Look at that now we got 37.
04:16:40
So you just lost.
04:16:41
You just lost this guy a couple subscribers
04:16:44
because you are fucking playing game with God contest.
04:16:46
I think we have 37. He's going to get a few.
04:16:49
We had 42 when I announced it earlier.
04:16:51
So we could have given someone 42.
04:16:53
And now you're only giving somebody 37.
04:16:56
That's all right. It'll be fine.
04:17:00
So you gave it to him, didn't you?
04:17:01
You give it to him hard.
04:17:08
Oh, yes.
04:17:09
You know, he's got 65.
04:17:11
He just jumped up.
04:17:13
He's 68.
04:17:14
Yeah. That's almost four years.
04:17:17
Oh, I hear that's almost four years.
04:17:20
He's been following my channel.
04:17:22
Who has he?
04:17:24
Love you, man. Loves the content.
04:17:27
No 1669.
04:17:30
He loves the content. Chat.
04:17:33
He truly does. He.
04:17:34
You're welcome bro. Come on. Be difficult.
04:17:37
He said they want to hear him well I didn't he already said
04:17:39
no he didn't, he did.
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God damn it.
04:17:43
I don't watch your back for you.
04:17:45
I'm going to have to content.
04:17:49
He's been following.
04:17:52
What is he getting a boner
04:17:54
right now? Now?
04:18:00
You know where I'm at was.
04:18:01
I went too far. Wayne. No reason for a chat.
04:18:04
It must have not happened. He's been following it.
04:18:06
Oh, no, I haven't. I heard the chat.
04:18:12
But I don't know.
04:18:13
No space.
04:18:16
I don't give a shit.
04:18:21
Great.
04:18:21
Anyway. All right, let's go to the sporting.
04:18:23
Do we have nice
04:18:25
challenges for the night?
04:18:28
We're talking about this.
04:18:30
A lot of talking Pubg.
04:18:32
I would consider the four honor challenge.
04:18:34
If Sean memes are for. I'm for honor chowder.
04:18:36
You're or potential other for honor challenge because I love your honor.
04:18:39
I haven't played it in probably a month though.
04:18:45
I'm open.
04:18:45
I'm open to late night Spartan team challenges.
04:18:49
If we got nothing. Chat.
04:18:50
It's almost 130.
04:18:52
I'm going to bed.
04:18:55
Oh, he just checked off.
04:18:57
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
04:18:59
It's good to let me just quit.
04:19:02
Yeah, but it.
04:19:04
Okay, so y'all probably used to
04:19:07
me, but, you got to wait, like, ten minutes.
04:19:10
You can rate somebody every ten minutes if you want.
04:19:13
Oh. Which is do you have a motion
04:19:17
to get next week?
04:19:19
Unflattering?
04:19:20
Five, three.
04:19:24
The ten bring you the bring your famous Hannibal getting rated for, you know,
04:19:30
it's all of the people for coming up.
04:19:34
Hey, Gary, I don't want anybody
04:19:37
to have a good night.
04:19:39
Where dog you, buddy?
04:19:41
00000
04:19:44
no no no I'm
04:19:49
hum hum hum hum hum. Me.