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He has done that in 153 weeks.
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Nice. Like, that's not likely.
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Five days since you doubted me.
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I broke your point down mathematically.
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Get I took control. Small.
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But do I let you go last Monday?
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You halfway agree.
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But it'll still be jabber Monday.
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Still, you can see how many holding hours to derail peak.
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You don't want truth? Then kiss both cheeks.
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You think you're tracking what I just prove?
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But I reframed it and improved from, you know, a talking goddamn probability.
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Why believe?
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Ain't touch in reality,
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I don't want to spike the claim big like a brain that can run the game.
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You try to push back, try to interject.
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But I redefine terms.
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You didn't expect your cuts in like that's not the point.
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Says you stretched it thin and you found a joint.
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I say, hold on, let me finish this piece.
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Now we're ten layers deep and he won't release.
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Gonna take your point. Take it apart real fast.
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Pull it back up. Now kiss my ass.
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You gotta keep up.
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If you want to see how your own words start agreeing with me.
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How can I help it if I sound this?
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Your confidence comes when the logic. You're.
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I'm the kind of guy who corrects speech.
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And you don't follow kiss booth.
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She's got a tendency over state.
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Got a history of sealing your face.
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Been to my nation. She called me smug.
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Said you talk like you solved it all.
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But five days since you said relax.
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Now we're off the rails.
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Kiss my ass.
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Three clicks since we lost the thread.
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But I rebuilt everything you said last Monday.
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You said. We'll see.
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That's just code for you. Agree with me?
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Draw roses, I says, here we go.
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Give one small clips.
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They want off anyone show? I say watch close.
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There's a deeper track.
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Now I loop the logic and we double back.
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Chicken attack. Now your brain's off track at one. Believe.
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Now it's turning back.
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Watching old taste with no support.
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Now we're cross-examining every reborn like a late night ramp.
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Get in precise closest the.
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And we don't roll dice like a clean proof.
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Cut the fluff like your whole stance ain't strong enough.
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Gotta get a claim like I stand up straight.
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But I stress test everything. You stay.
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You gotta stay in tune with consistency.
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Where belief breaks down instantly.
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How can I help it if I pressed you for truth.
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Don't care where your feelings are I'm the kind of guy who won't let it pass.
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If it don't hold up. Kiss my ass.
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Got a tendency to circle back.
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Got a history of getting off track.
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Oh, it's been no Mondays that we wrapped it tight.
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You said five, maybe.
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All right.
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Five take.
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Since I let that shit now I'm quoting you.
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Admitting it.
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Three clips since the final cue.
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We both know what you tried to do last Monday.
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You said okay, but it'll still be another 153
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more days till you say it my way.
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It'll still be every Monday, 10 p.m.
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eastern.
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Till you say it.
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My way.
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You'll still be every Monday, 10 p.m.
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eastern. Yeah.
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What can I say?
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I'll still be every Monday, 10 p.m. eastern.
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Now we loop again.
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Wait, what were we arguing about?
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Above or below or not yet?
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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It's just a scripted comedy show.
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These guys are not experts, doctors,
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lawyers, therapists, or even particularly well-adjusted.
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Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm, or just plain
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nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people events is purely coincidental.
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It kind of hilarious.
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They are not a response for emotional damage, cognitive
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dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urge to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from H.R.
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will be hearing about this. By the way.
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Hi Dave.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing,
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or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed in front of a live studio
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audience.
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I'm practicing.
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Excessive.
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Moderate.
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What?
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Hi, I'm Gary,
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and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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Today.
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It's about what?
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And if I tell you what
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the next few episodes are right off the bat,
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you probably can count on those not being the next few,
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but I was thinking what the dog doing?
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So by the time we get to doing,
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we'll be at our last show of our first
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three years of doing Flash Rants Live.
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That's pretty impressive.
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So what the dog doing?
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And, 156 will be right on the doing,
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but it might be a little more clever
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if you take the five W's plus the H,
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the six questions that you need to ask to figure out what's really going on.
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And that is who what.
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Why, when, where and how.
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So those see if you've got to answer those six questions
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who, what, why, when, where, how.
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You basically got.
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Them.
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What's going on.
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I'm always looking for the what reaction
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because I'm trying for shock value.
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First I want to.
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What does that say?
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I'm fine. Okay.
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Thanks for that comment.
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I don't know what it is.
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I can't read it on my little screen, but I've got a much bigger screen here.
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And, and then a smaller one here,
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and then another one here.
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And, and one of the ways
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you can tell each different episode is, the shirt I'm wearing,
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but I'm at 153 shows,
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I'm running out of shirts, so I change something about the background.
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So tell me what you find different.
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Here's a hint.
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And it's oh,
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it's right there.
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And also right
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there. But,
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there will be another change very soon.
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I kind of wanted to talk about,
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a follow up on the Flint double thing.
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He's the apologist for mainstream archeology.
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I finally watched the 4.5 hour,
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Joe Rogan Experience podcast
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with Flint Dibble and,
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Graham Hancock.
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And I've got three Graham Hancock books.
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They should probably be up here behind me.
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And, I'll work on that for next week.
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Also, I got two,
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webcams to go with my two monitors, so I'll have those.
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I should probably have them on screen if I want them to work.
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Right.
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You know, if I want them to actually affect the show.
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But, so, so pardon me
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if I call him, Frank drivel.
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Because, he kept saying on the Joe Rogan Experience,
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we have no evidence
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for a lost global high technology civilization now.
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No evidence.
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So, that means,
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the building of the pyramids is perfectly explicable
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in the timeframe that, mainstream archeology tells us.
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That means that, when you see the
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the really cool
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stone masonry under the rubble.
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Okay, the Aztecs, the Mayans and the Aztecs,
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lived in the Americas.
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Now, this this goes into a whole cover up conspiracy
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that that gave archeology,
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mainstream archeology, a black eye to begin with.
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And that's the Clovis first principles, where they told us,
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the Clovis people were the first humans
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in the Americas.
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And it was, you know, ten, 12,000 years ago.
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And then we find, a carbon dated,
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campsites that are 18,000 years
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and and it just keeps dropping back and back and back.
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It was over 20,000, and now it's over 100,000 years.
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And the 100,000 year ones, we're not modern humans.
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Those are probably Neanderthals, but we've got modern humans
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in the Americas, darn near 30,000 years ago.
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And they most likely came from China to Japan.
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And then all the way across the Pacific.
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But when you see symbols
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in and chiseled into rock,
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giant rocks and they're so similar, thousands of miles apart,
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it tells that is evidence for a global
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community
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that was obviously a lost civilization
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because mainstream archeology denies it.
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To which I say, what
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at least to say.
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You don't know that not there is no evidence anywhere.
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And that's
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just one of many misconceptions we we believe a lot of nonsense.
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I'm guilty of of myself.
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But to follow up
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on a story, personal story.
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Last week, I had to appear in court.
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Now, this was.
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I was only called in as a witness in a bench trial of,
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a friend of the show who built this studio,
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and I, I was to report at 9 a.m.
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last Tuesday, so I took the day off work.
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I show up at 8:45,
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and I check in and,
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and then I, I go back up front.
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There's no one's calling me, you know, for 45 minutes.
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And I said, it says here that I'm supposed to check in with prosecuting attorney
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and, and the the guard says I did that for you, so.
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Okay, we're good then.
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So go sit back down and, I hang out there
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till about 1130 and they start announcing
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they're closing at 12 for lunch.
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And so I look at the my subpoena
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and it says, do you have any questions regarding your
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your appearance in court?
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You can email us at this email address.
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So I email
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and ask, am I dismissed for lunch.
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Can I if everybody
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if this place is closing down for lunch, can I go grab a bite to eat as well?
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Ten minutes later,
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the the same guard that that told me he checked in would check me
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and for the with the prosecuting attorney
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came up to me and said, has anybody come out to see you yet?
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No, I've been here three hours,
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which I also stated in the email, I've been here three hours.
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I haven't done anything.
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At this point it feels like
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jury duty and, I want to do my civic duty.
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I want to say take part in the judicial system.
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I, I feel like I, I can help, right.
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Like, here's my input. I'm ready. I'm here.
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Might as well do my my my duty.
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Duty. So.
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He goes and talks to the prosecuting attorney,
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comes back and tells me I'm dismissed like a juror that gets dismissed.
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And I didn't even say I'm scared of gingers and left handed people.
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And that's actually true.
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And I don't I don't know if you'd get me dismissed, but, and
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and people find me rather offputting, mostly because I'm an arrogant prick.
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So. So I always give a bad first impression,
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and, like, I'll grow on you over time.
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That's the only way people like, if you get used to me, you.
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You know, I'd be all right.
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But other than that, people really can't stand me,
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so I figured I'd get dismissed anyway, and I didn't want to be there.
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So being dismissed was probably the best thing that to happen to me.
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And I felt out of place.
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I was surrounded by criminals and their sleazy attorneys,
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and I really didn't feel like I belong there.
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That being said, kind of hurt my feelings
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being dismissed like that, but I kind of felt slighted.
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So, so what led to this was,
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of failure to moderate and, now
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moderation is it's self control.
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There are levels of of controlling oneself.
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And, a funny example
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that I like to use is Tourette's syndrome.
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Now, someone with Tourette's syndrome
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blurts out things and it's involuntary.
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They have involuntary tics,
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and, and it's embarrassing to them.
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And, it gives them anxiety, and the anxiety feeds to more takes.
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And it's a feedback loop, and it just gets worse and worse.
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But every one of us has said things that we've regretted
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or, you know, blurted out
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something that we shouldn't have or, you know, said something.
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I've had two retractions on the show,
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so I've said things live on air
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that turned out to be
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not the way I feel to it today anyway, so.
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Right, I was wrong. I apologize,
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and that's what I said.
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So, I think it comes down to, okay, I made,
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cookie recipe and, we played the, the video last week of the recipe
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and it was a banana, chocolate chip cookie recipe.
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But I use dark chocolate chips because I prefer dark chocolate.
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Now, I do understand I carry a lot of unpopular opinions,
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and that's also what makes me unpopular.
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But, I don't know if it's a 51, 49 split.
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It's probably
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heavier
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towards the milk chocolate side than that, but I know I'm
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in the minority that like dark chocolate because that bitter taste.
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So, but I also like,
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you know, the sharp cheddar cheese, you know, something with the pungent bite
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and some of the stinkier cheeses and the moldy cheeses.
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The bad ones are the best.
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I think, one of my favorite polymaths, Benjamin Franklin,
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would let his meat rot, literally rot, and then shave off the rotted meat.
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And then the core on the inside.
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There wasn't like the rotten part was flavored by the rot, but not rotten.
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And it would make him sick.
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And you got to be careful treating this stuff.
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I wouldn't do it myself.
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But do you like that pungent, gross thing? But.
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As with Tourette
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syndrome, you don't have control over your preferences.
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What you like.
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This is interesting.
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Homosexuality was a good example.
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I used to think it was a disease or a choice.
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And it turns out it's neither of those
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and so on.
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I'm still learning to.
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I'm 51 years old and
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still figuring stuff out.
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And, as a matter of fact, I reached out to the kid this week to see
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if I could get some help for the show because that wasn't,
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for crying out back it just for crying out loud.
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We're doing y guys. Like what?
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And we had other ideas.
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Moderation.
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Acquiescence because I give in to the whatever topic is suggested.
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There were there were a few good suggestions.
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But he's
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when I was.
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Going the okay.
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Interesting.
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But usually.
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When I was his age, I knew everything.
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I couldn't learn a thing.
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What? I'm good.
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I'm now twice his age.
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Over twice his age.
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And I realize I have so much more to learn.
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And there's so much I don't know.
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So the more you do learn, the more you realize you don't know.
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And that's that is interesting.
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So I've got I've got a story for you.
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So we'll start with the, the anagram.
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This actor, chose his stage name
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by choosing an anagram from the phrase Old West action.
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So some of you already know the answer by now, but I'll give you the end of
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the story to figure it out.
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Guy by the name of Samson.
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High school dropout,
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18 years old, living at home at in Seattle.
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Seattle, Washington.
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And he gets drafted in Korean War.
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So he goes to boot camp
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and, becomes a lifeguard.
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I want to say port Ord.
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I'm not sure if that's the right place,
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but it's a, California based,
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army camp.
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So, Fort.
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And so he, doesn't get stationed in Korea.
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He keeps his job as the lifeguard at the this this one up.
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So that's a pretty cushy gig for someone who got drafted to go to the Korean War.
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Well, he finally gets his first weeks leave and goes back to Seattle.
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So it's a U.S.
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military
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flying for free on military planes as long as they're in uniform.
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So he puts the uniform on, goes to the airport,
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finds a military plane going to Seattle up, then goes to Seattle
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day before he's due back.
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He goes back to the military, the airport,
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and there's only one military plane there, and it's only got room for a pilot.
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So he goes to the pilot.
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We'll call him Anderson.
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I think that was his name.
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And he said, listen, is there any way I can just stow away
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in your radar compartment and get.
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Just get me to to my base.
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And because that's where the pilot was flying and he said, no way.
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That's that's too dangerous.
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I won't do it. So,
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now, this guy Sampson, this
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this young cadet was desperate.
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He knows that he he has duty the next day.
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And in the military, you can't just call in sick.
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You show up for duty.
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So he knew he was in big trouble if you didn't find a way to get there.
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So he said so he convinced the guy to let him ride in that
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non passenger radar compartment.
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So he crammed himself in there
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and as they're taking off, the door flies open
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and he knows he's going to suffocate or pass out and suffocate.
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And so he tries to
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get the door closed but the wind is coming like the plane's
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taking off and the winds from so strong he can't get the door closed.
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So he passes out.
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Fortunately for him, the air, the oxygen for the
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the pilot was also malfunctioning.
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And he finds out that, another thing was going wrong.
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They hadn't fueled.
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They didn't have enough fuel to get it from Seattle to California.
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So, all the way to the base.
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So they were just off the coast of California,
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and crashed into the ocean.
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Sampson
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swims free, finds the pilot, pulls him through the cockpit.
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They pull out two, emergency rafts, and they float to shore
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and they find the coast.
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The Coast Guard, picks him up and gets them, you know, towels.
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And they they're they're dying of hypothermia, but they almost died.
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And this guy Sampson is now the actor, you know, is Clint Eastwood,
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the anagram for Old West action.
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So I have with me right here.
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Of all the things I grabbed
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from Will's car last week,
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this is the part that's going into the collection.
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This is Will's Bible.
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So turn with me if you will,
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to revelations
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chapter three.
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Oh. I'll.
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I'll just say verse 14.
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Yeah, there it is.
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These things say the amen.
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The faithful and true witness.
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The beginning of the creation of God.
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Amen.
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The beginning of the creation of God.
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Amen.
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The creation of God.
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Amen.
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That's what the Bible explains.
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The creation of God.
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Amen.
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So let's goes.
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Somewhere over there.
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So I've got gonna,
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I've got a preacher to play for you.
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So if you could play the preacher.
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Over.
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Clark. Brady.
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What? Oh, roll the clip. Brady.
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Give me the thing. Brady.
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Where's the clip? What?
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I don't know if, the clips get shown tonight.
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Wait. What? One?
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Brady, you can't tease that Everett.
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And then not show the clip through the lens of, you know, scholarship.
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What you when you study Jewish history through the lens of,
00:24:22
you know, scholarship, what you start to see is this kind of
00:24:25
hidden story in the Old Testament, the priests versus the prophets.
00:24:30
This is something that Christians don't see.
00:24:31
I'll be right back.
00:24:32
I have to go find a new chapter.
00:24:34
Unique vocal text.
00:24:36
It all agrees with itself from page one to page a thousand.
00:24:39
It's all saying the same thing. No disagreements.
00:24:41
Unfortunately, this is as untrue as possible.
00:24:45
The priest seem to say, hey, God wants the blood of bulls and goats
00:24:49
and lambs slayed on his altar to forgive sins
00:24:52
because without the shedding of shut the fuck up, forgive sins.
00:24:56
And this is kind of false dilemma, right?
00:24:57
That comes from paganism. The gods are angry with us.
00:25:00
All right, so since this is a commentary show,
00:25:02
not just a video show, I have to interject.
00:25:04
Everything he is exclaiming right now has to do with the Old Testament,
00:25:09
this testament, this promise has been,
00:25:13
unpromising and fulfilled when Jesus returned.
00:25:17
If you believe in this, I.
00:25:18
I'm not professing, I'm not preaching, I'm just stating.
00:25:24
Theology what he just said.
00:25:26
I mean, so we should probably then, you know,
00:25:30
do things to our women and.
00:25:33
Right.
00:25:33
I mean, everything he just said was from the Old Testament, which has been
00:25:38
not replaced, but the New Testament
00:25:40
is the new law of the new man, for my understanding.
00:25:45
So this kind of is a douchebag thing to say.
00:25:48
But let's continue.
00:25:49
We have to
00:25:50
I mean, it'd be it'd be like talking about animal sacrifices
00:25:53
and shit the same way, you know?
00:25:54
Still something to appease them.
00:25:56
Animal sacrifice is a pagan practice, not a Jewish or Christian practice
00:26:00
that predates Judaism by at least two whole millennia.
00:26:04
At some point, this slithered its way into Judaism.
00:26:07
And do we know? Do we know how long a millennia is
00:26:10
two of them?
00:26:11
1000 years.
00:26:13
Okay, just checking.
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My face off
00:26:17
began being adopted by the Temple of Judaism
00:26:20
because it is an extremely lucrative
00:26:23
or was an extremely lucrative business model back in ancient times.
00:26:26
We're the ones who can atone for your sins,
00:26:29
and we have the animals that you have to purchase that are ritually clean.
00:26:33
You have to pay us money to buy the animals,
00:26:35
and then pay us money to sacrifice the animals over and over again.
00:26:38
Your entire life kind of like, sounds like big pharma, right?
00:26:41
But you're going to be our eternal customer.
00:26:44
God of Jesus.
00:26:45
And the seen tradition he emerged from saw this as a blasphemous abomination
00:26:50
to the nature of God that the God of life wants to go when you study.
00:26:56
Yeah, right.
00:26:57
The watch yes. He made he made sense there.
00:26:59
So we
00:27:01
right now I give us the actual preacher.
00:27:04
He's a preacher.
00:27:06
Well, but he's he speaks some truth.
00:27:09
Well, we've got a lot going on with the show today.
00:27:12
Anyone is a preacher, but.
00:27:17
Yes, I've heard.
00:27:18
I've heard Gary preach. I've definitely heard you preach.
00:27:21
Oh, absolutely.
00:27:22
We've got, this we give it an assassination attempt on our
00:27:27
our commander in chief, and we've got these black and white
00:27:31
polka dotted, guitar player, drummer
00:27:35
that just caught social media by storm recently.
00:27:39
And I want to I want to I want to touch on that briefly.
00:27:44
It doesn't it.
00:27:47
What, you don't like the black and white poker night guys with the weird?
00:27:51
I just I can already just tell I'm not going to like it.
00:27:53
So sound stupid,
00:27:56
but, okay, maybe
00:27:58
it is a gimmick and the music isn't great.
00:28:02
Just, I, I only did like one clip
00:28:06
read to your child.
00:28:08
Spell what, like race it.
00:28:10
So here's how we can help.
00:28:11
No, I'm going to change the spelling of that word into more of a story
00:28:15
so that it will make sense. It looks like this.
00:28:18
What hat are you going to wear today?
00:28:22
What hat does anybody else have,
00:28:26
or what hat are you going to?
00:28:31
I like the, Now turn by turn navigation.
00:28:34
Take down my phone.
00:28:35
No longer just a memorization of some random letters and a random sound
00:28:38
that really doesn't make any sense in that word.
00:28:40
Now, it is logical.
00:28:42
It has a meaningful connection.
00:28:44
So they can keep the spelling of that word forever.
00:28:49
What part are you going to wear
00:28:52
by making us.
00:28:54
You're including hat in the.
00:28:57
What hat did you bring today?
00:28:59
I mean, it's that what they're going for?
00:29:03
It's like the only usually draws
00:29:05
his white hat for his only fans,
00:29:09
I thought was could to that with
00:29:12
what other word does a.
00:29:15
Where here.
00:29:16
Did you.
00:29:18
Are you all right?
00:29:19
So I used to spell wear a spell.
00:29:21
Asshat ass h you t.
00:29:25
But then I remembered I thought,
00:29:28
what ass hat do you wear?
00:29:32
Thanks.
00:29:32
Thanks for that. Really?
00:29:33
That's clean. I kept a clean chain.
00:29:37
You sure did.
00:29:38
Speaking of clean, here's Mr. T roots.
00:29:41
I was born in Chicago, and he boots.
00:29:43
I wear the same boots my father used to wear.
00:29:46
And they remind me of home alone.
00:29:48
Before that. My folks come from Africa.
00:29:52
He's the Mandinka. Try.
00:29:54
And they were already here like this.
00:29:57
And these gold
00:29:57
changes are where they symbolize, like my wedding.
00:30:01
He's. He's over here as slaves.
00:30:04
My dad was born in L.A.
00:30:06
And my dad's dad was born here, too.
00:30:08
But his dad wasn't born here.
00:30:10
He was born in Sacramento.
00:30:12
That's what I'm saying.
00:30:13
Just like all these trees here, there are many different kinds,
00:30:17
and they all live together in harmony.
00:30:19
Oh, shit. We're looking at comments.
00:30:21
If you're gonna make it, you got it.
00:30:24
Okay.
00:30:24
You you.
00:30:26
Are you proud of your history?
00:30:29
Yeah. We can put it up on the team.
00:30:30
Give me 100.
00:30:33
Yeah. This doesn't get up.
00:30:34
You you. So.
00:30:40
Luke says.
00:30:40
What? Do you read me?
00:30:42
What the fuck are you talking about?
00:30:44
Yeah, we asked the same thing every show.
00:30:45
It's the beginning of the show. It happens every every week.
00:30:48
So if you want to skip that portion and just tune into immediately
00:30:51
following that, that's usually when things pick up.
00:30:54
Or you can tune in next
00:30:55
week where we'll put it to music.
00:30:59
Yeah. That'll make more sense.
00:31:00
Really easy. The person chuckle.
00:31:03
I reached out to this week.
00:31:04
We've got a little circle of friends.
00:31:06
I reached out to Hodge this week.
00:31:09
This is how desperate I got.
00:31:12
I haven't been in the fold for
00:31:15
the better part of a decade now, Randy.
00:31:17
And on the announcing table, I love it.
00:31:20
The kid didn't even respond to me.
00:31:22
He just kind of blew me off.
00:31:24
Or change was hard to get rid of me.
00:31:27
I don't even know what regard.
00:31:29
Or. Or he's just busy and he'll get back to me later.
00:31:33
But regardless, hard for these cryptic, weird.
00:31:38
Yeah.
00:31:40
Sorry, Richards. Braden's broken.
00:31:42
We have never called him Richard.
00:31:45
Ever.
00:31:46
Like I gave a nickname
00:31:49
28 years ago, and that's been his name this whole time.
00:31:54
And now he's referring to himself by.
00:31:56
What's your point?
00:31:57
Oh, first name?
00:32:00
Well,
00:32:02
my favorite.
00:32:03
What reaction was from Doug at a disc golf course?
00:32:08
It was Stoney, and I don't remember what I wish I did, but
00:32:11
but I'm sure I can't repeat it on YouTube, but it was one of the jokes to make.
00:32:17
When you're when you think you're, you're going for shock value.
00:32:22
And, and then and I got best Richard
00:32:29
like that.
00:32:31
Oh. And, yeah, that's whatever that was.
00:32:33
George. Richard,
00:32:35
me and all of like, what?
00:32:39
What the fuck?
00:32:40
Richard was.
00:32:45
What else did Luke have to say?
00:32:49
Besides asking what I was talking about?
00:32:54
I don't know nothing about it, man.
00:33:01
Oh, lots of stuff.
00:33:03
I'm frying them.
00:33:06
No use this shit.
00:33:07
Any of them.
00:33:09
Okay.
00:33:10
I don't know what.
00:33:13
So the monologue was going too fast for me to really make too many notes.
00:33:15
But I did notice that you did
00:33:18
talk about
00:33:21
believing in something,
00:33:22
even though there's no actual proof of it.
00:33:26
Yeah.
00:33:26
And you just came to this logical conclusion
00:33:27
that you're correct regardless, because fucking evidence, you know.
00:33:32
Right.
00:33:34
Is that is that what you know is your takeaway.
00:33:37
That's what it sounded like is did I, did I misinterpret that I did go out
00:33:40
and set my, my garbage out and I did lose you for a brief second. So.
00:33:45
Okay.
00:33:45
Well, the monologue we had had three
00:33:49
parts to it.
00:33:51
The first part was a personal story.
00:33:53
The second part was archeology is wrong.
00:33:55
And, the third part was,
00:34:01
sawed off shotgun splattered everywhere.
00:34:05
So, yeah, I was smoking.
00:34:08
Smoking, but disconnected, messed.
00:34:10
So, I think I probably
00:34:13
the disconnected mass was probably the, the difficult part to understand
00:34:18
because the jury duty thing seemed pretty straightforward.
00:34:22
Then there's random, random jury duty had nothing.
00:34:27
So you didn't even the other event?
00:34:30
No, I did,
00:34:32
doing it wasn't. It wasn't jury duty.
00:34:34
It felt like jury duty.
00:34:36
So you went.
00:34:37
I was like, I got what?
00:34:38
Everyone was okay with. It,
00:34:41
I wasn't.
00:34:43
You were to show up there, you show up there and they're just like,
00:34:47
yeah, I guess there we go.
00:34:47
Now sit there for three hours and then told me to.
00:34:51
Yeah, I was dismissed.
00:34:52
They got his shit.
00:34:54
That's all they needed to put on the on the weapon.
00:34:56
No, everything was going on in the background, like.
00:35:00
Sure, but, I mean, you could potentially have, like,
00:35:03
maybe they called you when you weren't in the room,
00:35:06
and they were like, okay, he's a no show.
00:35:08
No, no. They're going to be like, never looking for you.
00:35:10
Okay.
00:35:11
So you were pivoting to what was going on that, you know, Luke made
00:35:15
it sound like you sat down
00:35:16
and you maybe got a miscommunication from somebody that maybe you were supposed
00:35:19
to do something else and they didn't really like, you know.
00:35:23
Well, you're sure of that?
00:35:24
I wasn't like, yes.
00:35:26
Okay.
00:35:26
Yes, I don't know, I wasn't there, I'm just some asshole on my email.
00:35:30
Well,
00:35:32
it was weird, but I was just a joke.
00:35:35
It's not just my punishment.
00:35:37
You sit here for three hours, think about what you did.
00:35:40
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:35:43
Did you think you did or did you just play on your phone?
00:35:46
I just played on my phone.
00:35:48
Yeah.
00:35:50
And listen.
00:35:52
Oh my goodness.
00:35:53
People watching in a court in like a courthouse.
00:35:57
Yeah. My trial like this.
00:35:58
It was hilarious news this is.
00:36:00
Yeah. This is probably going to be a whole.
00:36:01
This is not traffic or this is actual shit.
00:36:05
Yeah.
00:36:06
Oh yeah.
00:36:06
Can you can you reveal anything
00:36:07
or is that, is that you just don't see any names and likenesses?
00:36:11
And I think we're good, right? Right. But,
00:36:14
I didn't go into the courtroom.
00:36:16
I was just in the waiting room,
00:36:17
so I just heard the sleazy lawyers giving their spin to their clients.
00:36:22
I did see one lawyer take knock out four cases in, like, 2.5 hours.
00:36:27
It was impressive.
00:36:28
One, but there were cases of beer, sleazy, greasy,
00:36:33
bad suit wearing.
00:36:37
It was
00:36:39
it was like a subculture of,
00:36:43
I don't know, it was.
00:36:45
I didn't like it
00:36:46
made me uncomfortable.
00:36:51
Yeah, I wasn't I wasn't good with that.
00:36:54
I don't want to go back.
00:36:55
You learned your lesson, right? You learned your lesson.
00:36:57
You're never going to go back to court ever again.
00:37:00
Never going back to school.
00:37:01
I'm not going to respond to a subpoena ever again.
00:37:05
I, I think you I think you have to.
00:37:10
Oh. Oh, I know I did, and it didn't help.
00:37:13
I didn't do anything.
00:37:16
Then, Brady what did you read?
00:37:19
He says, but you three,
00:37:22
he says they didn't need you.
00:37:24
Why why isn't it coming back up? There?
00:37:25
It is.
00:37:28
They didn't need me.
00:37:29
Oh, they were maybe going to use them as like.
00:37:34
Write porn right there.
00:37:36
Yeah.
00:37:36
They didn't need me because the defendant was found guilty.
00:37:41
Yeah, it was like it was pretty obvious.
00:37:43
But we got this guy just in case. I was a bit.
00:37:45
Yeah, I was a witness for the prosecution,
00:37:47
and they didn't need me because they got him nailed to the wall.
00:37:50
That's probably. Yeah.
00:37:53
You would still think that I showed up.
00:37:55
I showed up after the fact.
00:37:58
I could
00:37:58
even let you tell you in the room for that one.
00:38:02
Then even I could have just walked into the courtroom.
00:38:04
It's a public
00:38:06
forum, but, I know it's for justice.
00:38:11
You can't just walk in.
00:38:13
You guys have to empty your basket.
00:38:15
I'm empty. Sorry. Empty your pockets.
00:38:17
Put it in a little.
00:38:18
Empty your pockets. Put it in a little basket.
00:38:20
Basket around all the time is what I meant.
00:38:22
I that's a basket.
00:38:24
Give all that.
00:38:24
I can't just walk in. I would like to just walk in.
00:38:27
But instead of a purse, carry around a basket over.
00:38:31
And even even though you carry those basket magnetometers,
00:38:35
you can still have somebody just run right through.
00:38:40
You can.
00:38:44
I don't know, is there fireworks going on?
00:38:47
I did hear some banging.
00:38:48
Oh, everyone's leaving early.
00:38:50
They don't even want to stay for the fireworks show, so. Okay.
00:38:52
All right.
00:38:53
I'm going to say the obvious joke that I have not heard one person say.
00:38:56
So this is like, I get credit for this.
00:38:59
Okay.
00:39:00
Do you know who the MC was at this night?
00:39:04
Do you know who that guy is?
00:39:05
Right there?
00:39:07
He's a famous mentalist.
00:39:09
Something eyes. Something
00:39:12
he should have known.
00:39:13
He should have seen it.
00:39:14
He should have seen it coming. Yes.
00:39:20
You know, ill started on the right as a surprise.
00:39:24
You could put on.
00:39:25
Yeah. People honker in that mouth.
00:39:28
That's an unfortunate freeze frame for her
00:39:30
for saying,
00:39:32
Caroline Leavitt before the thing said that Trump had some really good jokes
00:39:37
and he's going to come out now guns ablaze, and he's going to come out
00:39:41
shooting basically.
00:39:42
I don't I'm periphery. I'm not perfect.
00:39:44
It was I'm saying there was that oddball Kimmel show.
00:39:48
So now people are saying, oh, she must have been in on it.
00:39:50
She's one of the
00:39:53
I mean, you saw the Kimmel shit, right?
00:39:55
I had no, I didn't we're going to get to the serious root Kimmel this rumble.
00:39:59
This is just the basic news part of it.
00:40:02
So you know nothing about the Kimmel side of it or.
00:40:04
No, no I don't.
00:40:06
He had mocked this like slightly before this,
00:40:10
and he made a joke about, Melania
00:40:13
becoming a widow or some shit like that
00:40:17
before this. After.
00:40:19
It's just bad timing. I'll pull it up. I'll save it for you.
00:40:21
Know what I mean? It like it might be grotesque.
00:40:24
It might be completely in bad taste, but I don't have a problem with that.
00:40:27
It's just bad timing. It's never too soon.
00:40:30
Nothing is off limits.
00:40:32
If you don't believe me, go back and watch some of our shows
00:40:36
that live you showed up with you catch up all over your face.
00:40:40
It's not good.
00:40:42
Okay?
00:40:43
Yeah, it's definitely not right. Nothing.
00:40:45
You can make fun of this guy, and they go, oh, South Park,
00:40:48
the most brilliant comedians go, oh, he's got a tiny dick.
00:40:52
We got him.
00:40:53
Yeah, that was as far as South Park. Their bar is up here.
00:40:56
And that was.
00:40:56
That was like, it's the same shit here where it's like, oh, he's going to
00:41:00
is he's going to die soon.
00:41:01
Oh yeah, we got him.
00:41:04
He's all.
00:41:11
So the other thing I noticed right away, because I was actually watching this live,
00:41:14
there was nothing. Was it Saturday night or Sunday night?
00:41:16
There was nothing on there watching a dinner.
00:41:20
So. No, I was watching.
00:41:23
I was what?
00:41:23
All right. That's the part I wanted to comment.
00:41:25
I was watching Mike Morris TV.
00:41:28
Shout out to Mike Morris.
00:41:29
I mean, he's got a lawyer,
00:41:32
Matt Morris.
00:41:33
I'm sorry, not Mike Moore, Matt Moore. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:41:35
Mike Morris, that was TV.
00:41:37
Sorry. It's more something Morris TV.
00:41:40
I was I was watching him.
00:41:41
He's walking out to do commentary on the beforehand.
00:41:46
And then I kind of stopped paying attention.
00:41:48
And then all of a sudden all the shit broke out.
00:41:50
But watch.
00:41:51
So who do you think is more important, Trump or JD Vance
00:41:54
in the future of the Republican Party, in the future of the country, etc., etc.
00:41:57
in 2020?
00:41:58
It looks like brand one sided horseshit.
00:42:01
Now. I'm not.
00:42:02
I'm just asking a simple question to decide if this is just
00:42:05
all the birth angle of the you saw.
00:42:09
No no no no look, footage again no no based on no actual good action.
00:42:14
Good okay.
00:42:15
So here comes this is Joe Vance's response.
00:42:19
Let me back it up a tiny bit more about his response.
00:42:25
I mean, like like now for the wait.
00:42:28
For the record, they fast forwarded about eight to 10s before Trump was executed.
00:42:33
Wasn't that boom boom like that one second after another?
00:42:36
He had people standing.
00:42:38
The guy was standing right in front of him and stood right in front of him.
00:42:41
And then two guys surrounded him on the side,
00:42:43
and then they both stood and hovered around him,
00:42:45
and then they all took him to the ground.
00:42:47
And then they stayed on him on the ground.
00:42:49
And then they slowly brought him off stage like there was what this angle
00:42:53
doesn't show is all of that, you know, the shit that makes sense.
00:42:56
You know, I'm not debating the process of taking
00:43:00
him. I'm debating why he wasn't taken off first.
00:43:04
Why would. Because he was fucking secured.
00:43:06
I don't know, JD Vance just chucked up out of his fucking
00:43:09
chair and got out of there.
00:43:11
Right?
00:43:11
He's more agile. He's younger.
00:43:13
I don't know what I need to tell you.
00:43:15
I don't I don't think the vice president
00:43:16
or the pres doesn't give us any call on this.
00:43:18
They don't at this point.
00:43:20
You just said they might rehearse.
00:43:21
No Trump my only, my only sit there.
00:43:24
That's what you do.
00:43:26
Will or Gary tells a great story about Will where he fucking jumped in
00:43:30
and swung up and fucking hit me in the side, back of the head, I don't know.
00:43:34
And I just kind of just did nothing because it didn't hurt.
00:43:37
Like, again, I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
00:43:39
Like you, just the best thing to do is just show no fucking like,
00:43:43
what are you going to do?
00:43:44
You can't hurt me. So what do we do for him?
00:43:47
Yeah. You're not going to hurt me.
00:43:49
So I don't know what we're doing.
00:43:50
You've tried, and you know you can't.
00:43:54
Yeah.
00:43:56
No phone.
00:43:56
So. And
00:43:59
if I so many.
00:44:00
You know what?
00:44:02
Only exit stage left.
00:44:04
But no, because, Vice President Vance came toward us.
00:44:08
And from this view, press.
00:44:10
What do you mean, went away from us?
00:44:11
But President Trump's detail is not even out there yet.
00:44:15
So maybe they were farther away.
00:44:17
They shouldn't be farther away.
00:44:18
No, it's the president and I don't this isn't a political debate.
00:44:21
This is just a chess game hierarchy.
00:44:23
The president should be more important than the vice president.
00:44:26
In my humble opinion, he was.
00:44:28
Then why wasn't he taken off first?
00:44:30
He was not secure. Everything you just said was not true.
00:44:33
He's totally exposed and vulnerable on the shooting.
00:44:35
Wasn't even in that room. So. Correct.
00:44:39
I'm not. That has nothing to do with my
00:44:42
everything specific debate.
00:44:43
Why was the why was the vice pulled the Trump voice?
00:44:46
And I think the reason is because whoever's pulling
00:44:49
the strings cares more about there's a conspiracy.
00:44:52
No, I don't think he's in on it or anything.
00:44:54
What are you saying?
00:44:54
Wow. That's crazy. You you jumped way ahead.
00:44:58
Way ahead
00:45:00
and crash. Here's something I can tell.
00:45:02
I'm sorry I didn't do the third fucking.
00:45:04
You do it for the other America, man.
00:45:07
No, we're watching the show.
00:45:08
Trump is covered by three people now.
00:45:11
Vance leads.
00:45:13
Trump was covered by three people before Vance even fucking moved.
00:45:17
So shut up with this fucking one camera angle horseshit by this fucking weirdo
00:45:21
right here.
00:45:22
He's not scared either and is taking fucking footage.
00:45:25
Why don't we ask that guy what the fuck is going on?
00:45:27
Why is he not scared
00:45:28
and so confident that he can just stand there and not give a shit?
00:45:32
So the
00:45:32
footage was, pretty bad, but it was literally the entire press
00:45:37
correspondent, so we appreciate that
00:45:41
they have them covered.
00:45:41
If they take him to the fucking ground very slowly, gingerly.
00:45:46
Fact check.
00:45:47
And then I don't know what they're doing, but they get him back up
00:45:50
and now they like man crew and gun fucking protect his ass.
00:45:55
All right, let's go. Guns down.
00:45:57
There was no. What happened? He fell to the ground.
00:45:59
That's actually what he lost a shoe again.
00:46:01
Let's. Michigan.
00:46:03
All right.
00:46:03
I'm sure I could just bring up the voice.
00:46:05
Goddamn it. Sorry.
00:46:06
Yeah.
00:46:07
Go back to your ones out of camera angle, and we can go with your perspective
00:46:10
based on.
00:46:10
Yeah, this horse perspective.
00:46:13
Now you know. Exactly.
00:46:14
Yeah. The big black hawk.
00:46:16
Perfect timing. Right? Right.
00:46:17
As you said that it expands out to three point of views.
00:46:19
Yeah. This sucks.
00:46:20
This is the stupidest one we could ever watch.
00:46:22
Commotion, security forces, huge commotion.
00:46:25
Men with guns, huge men with guns.
00:46:28
Yeah, but they were good guys with guns.
00:46:29
There was only one bad guy with the gun at that point.
00:46:31
When I look, everybody got down
00:46:35
on everyone.
00:46:36
Except really any the student invested. So.
00:46:42
Is he or he, like, possessed?
00:46:44
Just the camera. Slow frame rate.
00:46:46
It looks like he's going so fast.
00:46:49
He went so fast that his wake of air blew back
00:46:52
the fucking Secret Service somehow.
00:46:56
I think it was, that I hear his voice.
00:46:59
I was firing, too, but the sound doesn't show up.
00:47:02
But he was firing right there. 18.
00:47:04
But he was at Ohio State.
00:47:05
There's a noise that you hear from automatic semi-automatic weapons.
00:47:11
It was a I don't I don't hear that that in my life I don't hear that regularly.
00:47:15
We wanted to say tonight I know I fought like hell this day,
00:47:21
but they it was protocol.
00:47:24
They said, please, sir.
00:47:28
Please, sir.
00:47:28
May I have another, that dude
00:47:32
allegedly do it.
00:47:33
As I got out of the as.
00:47:38
Yeah, there's some crazy, stupid shit being said, it seems.
00:47:42
Yeah. Yeah, right.
00:47:43
It is the most thing that I heard that was close enough
00:47:46
to reasonable that I started to get.
00:47:48
How's the security suck that bad, Mr. Trump?
00:47:50
That they got that close to you.
00:47:52
But then everybody responded in kind and harshly.
00:47:55
They didn't get close.
00:47:56
They actually subdued him without killing him, which is amazing to me.
00:48:01
So as far as the Secret Service, they can pat themselves on the back for this one.
00:48:04
This was way better than the other one because they didn't even get close.
00:48:07
This is third. Does the third try right?
00:48:11
And there's a lot of them.
00:48:12
So you possibly, you possibly could be staging these yourself
00:48:17
for some benefit,
00:48:18
which I haven't been able to figure out except sympathy and distraction.
00:48:21
A lot of people say that
00:48:24
you don't say that, but other cities do this.
00:48:27
The similar narrative is negating the need.
00:48:30
Like anytime the guy is played in a in a sympathetic way.
00:48:33
So I didn't hear that. And,
00:48:37
they got to make him go nuts in the paddock.
00:48:39
These guys are enemies.
00:48:41
Someone like you know that.
00:48:43
You know, this idea that, like Joe Biden,
00:48:45
you can still look at him sympathetically.
00:48:46
You know, there is a sympathetic me, Amy.
00:48:49
Yeah. He didn't do well. Here's the deal with his son.
00:48:51
But at the same time that it is sad, it is. It's right.
00:48:54
I love him the last week and I don't know what he would do in that situation.
00:48:57
Earlier. Yeah.
00:49:01
Yeah, I'm going to come.
00:49:04
Dude. Okay.
00:49:05
I think that's handled.
00:49:09
This is ridiculous.
00:49:10
It will have to take it over in the day, though.
00:49:13
The idea is that every other
00:49:16
message I got on a plane was the mission was making huge strides.
00:49:20
The winner called lightning, finishing the 13 miles in just 15 minutes.
00:49:25
26 now armed with, fully automatic weapons.
00:49:32
Right.
00:49:33
It can throw flashbangs and grenades that you can barely carry
00:49:37
because you know it's too heavy when he's fully loaded with late
00:49:41
breaking the human world record by nearly seven minutes.
00:49:45
Built by smart.
00:49:46
I know the adults are the heroes.
00:49:48
A single person, though they probably did today, or what it was they.
00:49:52
Why did they put their hat on?
00:49:54
There's no reason for to have a stapler until you
00:49:57
try to humanize.
00:49:59
It's just for a sense.
00:50:00
There is a homemaker on there, Smokey Bear.
00:50:03
In my original timeline, it was Smokey the Bear
00:50:05
which swept the top three spots with their bots.
00:50:09
It was a technological leap from last year's race.
00:50:12
This year, nearly half of the robots that are running are steaming.
00:50:18
They're literally running on their own.
00:50:21
They're not literally running on.
00:50:22
They're actually running on their own.
00:50:25
No, not figuratively.
00:50:26
They're actually doing
00:50:29
is public text has literally is literally overused,
00:50:32
was not without its setbacks in their work.
00:50:37
I actually is
00:50:41
not real very tired.
00:50:44
But it is it is it?
00:50:47
What is happening?
00:50:49
This is this
00:50:52
there were face plant that was that.
00:50:54
You're not in the game.
00:50:56
This is a robot.
00:50:58
It's made of candy. Candy came out that
00:51:03
there
00:51:03
were face plants near the starting line and at the feet.
00:51:06
All right, first of all, reporter NBC replied, lady, it doesn't have a face.
00:51:11
Your anthropomorphizing it is two was.
00:51:15
Look, it clearly doesn't have a face.
00:51:17
It barely even has optics up there.
00:51:19
They're just a little camera on a stick and swerving and wobbling in between,
00:51:24
suggesting humanoids are ready to wait.
00:51:28
Why are we carrying it off on a stretcher?
00:51:30
So they are.
00:51:31
They are humanizing them.
00:51:32
They're anthro more finely allowed to do that.
00:51:36
So where's that button?
00:51:39
I'll be right back.
00:51:40
I have to go find a new jabber
00:51:44
flag.
00:51:45
There's never.
00:51:46
And I abandoned the chair every 15 minutes.
00:51:49
Roughly, anyway. Yeah.
00:51:51
Do not look, we.
00:51:53
Care if they really think.
00:51:55
You really think that those.
00:51:56
Then at that that level, those robots are going to take over?
00:51:59
I don't think so.
00:52:03
How would that face plant despite
00:52:07
China's humanoid robots have gone from this?
00:52:13
Look,
00:52:13
this week China unveiled some of its most egalitarian
00:52:16
more data to the annual gala festival.
00:52:20
This is the wait.
00:52:22
They got to move.
00:52:24
They're tricking every other network in America.
00:52:26
Or if they're going to take an American lead in.
00:52:28
This is it.
00:52:30
The robots are the ones on the right.
00:52:32
Celebrate the start of the Chinese New Year.
00:52:35
These kung fu masters put on a dazzling display for the televised event.
00:52:40
This flipping fight scenes and
00:52:43
the clich
00:52:45
below him.
00:52:46
But are they getting their place?
00:52:47
On one video they are.
00:52:49
I sorry to interrupt you.
00:52:51
I know you're such a high Exalted one, Mr.
00:52:53
King.
00:52:54
President, and I don't have a tribute for you right now.
00:52:57
Please don't banish me.
00:52:59
The rest of the world, boys.
00:53:01
I believe she should be still using the voice.
00:53:04
I believe she said fart back slapping fight scenes and swords.
00:53:08
Did she say fart scenes or
00:53:11
child
00:53:12
fight scenes and sword swinging stunts in a clear
00:53:16
show of China's rapidly developing robotics industry?
00:53:20
Ours are really good people.
00:53:21
Talking is just how advanced these robots are.
00:53:25
Take the sign.
00:53:26
Spring Festival, she said, are ten year ago, she robots were seen
00:53:30
twirling handkerchiefs and dancing across the stage.
00:53:34
I was stunned then and no.
00:53:36
But the Chinese look at the progress.
00:53:38
Just one year later, this video shows
00:53:41
how the 2026 robots were trained to become kung fu masters.
00:53:45
It's no secret that China wants to win the
00:53:47
AI and technology war over the United States, reportedly
00:53:51
spending hundreds of billions of dollars each year on research and development.
00:53:57
And when you see progress like this, you'd be able to give up the right
00:54:01
China rolls.
00:54:03
China, China,
00:54:06
China slicer,
00:54:09
China slicer,
00:54:11
tracer.
00:54:14
Stacy.
00:54:17
Here's a sneak preview.
00:54:18
Let's try to see what singing Lucas say.
00:54:22
A bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom la la
00:54:24
la la la la mode poop e boom.
00:54:28
Pick up
00:54:29
baba baba baba baba. Oh I
00:54:32
roll them up. Do you want me?
00:54:34
I'm Gary and welcome to Flash Rant Live with additions.
00:54:40
It's pretty good.
00:54:41
No, I,
00:54:42
I gotta, I gotta follow up on that too, based on the monologue.
00:54:46
Poo poo poo poo poo.
00:54:47
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
00:54:51
Talking about science.
00:54:53
You know what? I, you know, when I went,
00:54:56
oh, I want to get my timer to the moon.
00:55:00
I guess it's out of frame cause it's not being black.
00:55:04
Yes, sometimes I guess what's going on down there, and they're saying, look at.
00:55:11
Oh, did you
00:55:11
get the Samsung was actually Clint Eastwood.
00:55:14
Oh, no. Thank you.
00:55:16
Thank you so much.
00:55:17
I hope so.
00:55:20
So I.
00:55:24
Hope.
00:55:28
Finally someone let me out of my cage.
00:55:30
Oh, fuck. Yeah. Who sent this in?
00:55:33
Everyone.
00:55:36
Oh, this is this the dumb thing?
00:55:40
Yeah. Okay.
00:55:41
I'm going to leave for this one. I need to go get a beer anyway.
00:55:44
What do you mean, the dumb thing? Okay, bye.
00:55:47
I mean, go figure it out.
00:55:49
I watched two seconds, and I was like, I don't know, this is.
00:55:52
But Gary something, and it's stupid.
00:56:04
It's weird.
00:56:04
He's playing with a second.
00:56:14
Okay, for
00:56:15
the uninitiated, it's not the polka dot weird guy on the bottom.
00:56:18
That's distracting.
00:56:21
It's the fact that everything he's
00:56:22
playing that you're hearing that you're normally used to hearing from a drummer.
00:56:25
I'm going to play it again, and you're going to watch.
00:56:27
He's doing the entire part with his just his left hand.
00:56:32
That's not possible.
00:56:44
So he's like
00:56:47
that. That's how I would play it.
00:56:48
But he's just doing it with one hand somehow.
00:56:50
His left hand to you, by the way.
00:56:52
By the way.
00:57:10
That was just normal.
00:57:12
Yeah, but that.
00:57:20
Is the poker that guy playing it that way to.
00:57:22
Hold on.
00:57:23
I got to go.
00:57:28
They never show the player you.
00:57:40
Yeah.
00:57:41
Whatever song they're showing down at the bottom.
00:57:43
There is not even playing that snare drum part.
00:57:45
He was just going through that.
00:57:47
I'm doing that.
00:57:48
Yeah, he's just doing what he would do if he was the drummer for their band.
00:57:51
But at least if he
00:57:55
wasn't on a roll
00:57:56
or however you pronounce his name,
00:58:00
he's.
00:58:00
Oh, I've my entire life I've seen, like, Neil Peart.
00:58:03
I can't watch, rush concert without wanting to go down there and play.
00:58:07
I can't hear rush or bands that I like without wanting to play this guy
00:58:11
makes me not want to ever play again.
00:58:13
Fuck you.
00:58:16
Yeah, he's that good.
00:58:18
The thing about the polka dot guys is,
00:58:21
they played with some weird time signatures,
00:58:23
and they've got some pretty crazy sounds, and they are quite talented.
00:58:27
But this is the 15 minutes of fame, and they will.
00:58:31
We're not going to see them after this month.
00:58:36
It'll be it.
00:58:37
And, and they, you know, they have a good run.
00:58:40
They've got weird costumes with big noses and these weird triangles with.
00:58:45
They're
00:58:46
I think Devo kind of cornered the market on that weird shit a long time.
00:58:50
Devo.
00:58:52
Yeah.
00:58:53
But they're they're they're weird.
00:58:56
They've got a lot of a lot of material out right now.
00:59:01
They're they're getting their, you know, 15 seconds of fame.
00:59:05
And what do you think they did in the
00:59:07
in the wrapping paper to make their nose all floppy and jiggly like that?
00:59:14
Oh, I don't know.
00:59:16
Hot dog,
00:59:19
but do you have the answer?
00:59:20
Eggroll the still
00:59:24
egg roll. This is it.
00:59:25
We can hear it if only we heard.
00:59:28
Let me provide some background as to how Israel and Israel was first formed.
00:59:32
So Ishmael, Israel,
00:59:35
I thought he said a little follow up from last week.
00:59:38
Yes, this is I am I ramble on,
00:59:41
Zion is real.
00:59:43
Babylon was like the the the ones that are
00:59:47
the first to enslave the the the Jews.
00:59:51
And the way the Rastafarians treat it is,
00:59:55
is that, Ethiopia is
01:00:00
is a Zion and the Western world is Babylon.
01:00:06
Just just like the follow up
01:00:10
Bible, every God.
01:00:16
There take on the Zion Babylon thing.
01:00:19
But but this is the real Zion Babylon thing.
01:00:24
And the Middle East sounds like the world.
01:00:28
Okay, so you had Egypt, then you had
01:00:31
development.
01:00:33
Anatolia across the Aegean
01:00:35
is Mycenaean Greece, and this is Mesopotamia.
01:00:39
If you look at this map,
01:00:40
the center of the world really is what we see some in history.
01:00:45
The Levant is really a colony of Egypt.
01:00:48
Okay. This place is called canine. Now.
01:00:51
Oh, the thing about the Egyptians is that why they didn't like to build
01:00:55
dogs out of Egypt.
01:00:56
So in order to control this colony.
01:01:01
Which is why they're called tonight, they use canine mercenaries.
01:01:04
Okay. Memories from a Roman manual, a Greek.
01:01:07
But there are some other countries as well.
01:01:09
All right, so
01:01:11
there's a lot of religious right in Israel
01:01:14
and a lot of priests who lost out in the police.
01:01:18
They were exiled to the Levant. Okay.
01:01:20
So you also had some Egyptian priests in the Levant.
01:01:23
You also. I thought he was right. An egg roll.
01:01:25
Oh, man. That's my favorite part of the show right there.
01:01:27
Yeah. All
01:01:30
he's he's he's writing egg roll.
01:01:33
You see it?
01:01:34
Everyone sees it. No, no,
01:01:36
you don't see it.
01:01:37
It's a e a g g.
01:01:40
Or as they would say, it's like a pretty sloppy.
01:01:44
But you all are pretty cool.
01:01:47
The same color.
01:01:51
What did you say?
01:01:51
That watching this guy a lot later.
01:01:53
So people are not okay?
01:01:56
Kill people.
01:01:57
Okay. To farm
01:01:59
accidents? Nomadic pastoralists.
01:02:01
They are Canaanites.
01:02:04
This place was a center of trade.
01:02:06
So you had standard trade.
01:02:10
You had people who traded,
01:02:12
and you also had people who said it just fine their ways lifestyle.
01:02:15
So I'm always saying this lifestyle
01:02:19
and you also have people who raise livestock.
01:02:23
So I'm always saying this is the people.
01:02:25
It is a multicultural melting pot.
01:02:28
Lots of different groups of people.
01:02:31
And at this time in history, there's no concept
01:02:33
of nation or race or ethnicity.
01:02:37
It was very common for people to just, you know, mix together.
01:02:40
Okay.
01:02:40
You know, but then what happened today still was the Bronze Age class.
01:02:46
You said WorldStar.
01:02:47
And what that meant was not now you have this surge of refugees
01:02:51
coming through from North Europe and from, from,
01:02:57
Western, from and overwhelmed by empires.
01:03:00
Okay.
01:03:01
So much of the increase is destroy the Hittite empire of Anatolia.
01:03:05
It's destroyed
01:03:07
through and are attacking Egypt.
01:03:09
But Egypt is pretty strong.
01:03:11
So it's able to resist the integral.
01:03:14
And what the Egyptians say, it's pretty strong. Do you look.
01:03:16
It's like half surrounded with this white impeaching the orange charge.
01:03:21
It seems to be strong off you to the sea.
01:03:24
People with is.
01:03:26
Listen, don't attack us.
01:03:27
We'll send you somewhere else.
01:03:29
We'll give you less of.
01:03:31
I'm sorry.
01:03:31
Did you just completely, My character
01:03:34
that you let these people do?
01:03:40
Good.
01:03:41
Priest. Please don't do the priest.
01:03:42
Do you take
01:03:47
attack
01:03:49
from somewhere else?
01:03:51
All right, so they were put in the little box, okay?
01:03:54
They were pulled.
01:03:55
And these people called the Philistines, and they're in the Bible.
01:03:58
Philistines sulfides.
01:04:00
And they put the non-Jew, the non-Jewish people.
01:04:04
I was, dude, I'm trying to.
01:04:05
I was trying to think in college, I did have a, professor who is there
01:04:10
who had an accent.
01:04:11
I just couldn't remember what class it was.
01:04:13
And I do know that it was there was a fucking learning barrier there.
01:04:16
And you didn't know, like, you didn't want to complain because it's rude, but.
01:04:23
And it's like, yeah, a lot of times, you know what the fuck she's saying?
01:04:25
Yeah. I think it was chemistry.
01:04:26
It was.
01:04:26
Yeah, it was
01:04:27
when I first got out of high school, so I was barely paying
01:04:29
attention anyway, so I didn't really care enough to complain.
01:04:32
But she's been.
01:04:35
Yeah.
01:04:36
40 people in a lot.
01:04:37
And so they are a threat.
01:04:40
And so these people now the mercenaries, they should priest the hill people,
01:04:44
the nomads, they're forced to come together as a new of people.
01:04:48
They moved out to Tennessee against the Philistines.
01:04:51
Yeah, right.
01:04:52
And this grouping of people will give us
01:04:56
a new nation called Ishmael.
01:04:59
Hey, let me provide some background as to how Israel initially issue
01:05:03
was first formed.
01:05:04
Israel.
01:05:05
I just say it's older or younger than the Muslim religion.
01:05:13
Way older, way, way older.
01:05:17
So what's the problem in Iran then?
01:05:20
Is Islam started in like
01:05:23
600 of the common era.
01:05:29
Common era?
01:05:31
What is just cute? BCE
01:05:37
oh, you just got to eat the water.
01:05:40
It's just like, oh, we're getting around that God
01:05:43
thing. Oh.
01:05:46
Just come up with a better system.
01:05:47
That's not what I'm doing.
01:05:48
I'm just they created it so they can call it what they want.
01:05:52
And that's what it's called. So,
01:05:54
take that.
01:05:58
Every other religion.
01:06:01
I'm just using the calendar that everybody else is using.
01:06:05
Else?
01:06:06
Yeah. Me too.
01:06:07
The Christian one.
01:06:11
The only correct one.
01:06:13
I know the Julius Caesar one,
01:06:15
but it is based.
01:06:19
It's a it's just based.
01:06:22
Right.
01:06:24
Well, let us move on to allies named after Julius Caesar.
01:06:29
Non non-sequitur
01:06:31
is named after Augustus Caesar.
01:06:33
Dude, what a terrible sequitur.
01:06:37
Oh, okay.
01:06:39
Turn it up.
01:06:40
Turn up the volume.
01:06:43
No, because this is a super
01:06:44
long video in that it's up all the way, man.
01:06:47
There's this notion of the mixing.
01:06:50
Turn it up faster, speed.
01:06:55
It's as fast as I can.
01:06:56
I can hear a fucking fan in the other room
01:06:58
because he doesn't have air conditioning.
01:07:00
Probably with this.
01:07:01
I think that means people have that fucking cheap plastic fucking outdoor
01:07:06
tables.
01:07:13
Close your eyes and try to, like,
01:07:15
figure out what he's doing.
01:07:18
No, because it's always going to sound like he's masturbating.
01:07:21
Yeah.
01:07:22
So we're taking a shit here.
01:07:25
Oh, I hope that's not a if you've ever taken a shit
01:07:27
with a whisk, dude, you're doing it wrong.
01:07:30
Wait a minute. That's not what I meant.
01:07:31
I wasn't saying that I masturbate with a whisk either.
01:07:34
That would.
01:07:35
I mean, I guess if you did it right, if you put it in your ass, does
01:07:38
it count as masturbating with it?
01:07:42
Yes. Yes it does. Yes.
01:07:47
I mean, it's like you're building
01:07:48
a team to investigate that one.
01:07:52
Yes. Oh.
01:07:55
You don't use a kid's voice.
01:07:57
What is that?
01:07:58
I'm going to come.
01:08:00
Here you go.
01:08:01
Much more pro, much more timely thought.
01:08:03
I thought you were an informant in the Epstein files.
01:08:05
Damn. I didn't think it was like that.
01:08:07
All right.
01:08:11
So what is he making?
01:08:12
Because, again, this is like a 16 minute long video.
01:08:14
You it.
01:08:14
Yeah, but it should be the rookies. And.
01:08:20
Stuff that.
01:08:21
Oh this guy's hand Luke. All.
01:08:25
These are fat hands are the.
01:08:28
Can you hear him breathing.
01:08:29
Is that what that that's that's not a fan fan in the other room.
01:08:32
That's. This isn't breathing. Gotta move out. Oh.
01:08:36
Oh. Here we could listen to an ace.
01:08:42
An ace?
01:08:42
Well, while we wait for this.
01:08:45
Or is this an Asmr for you?
01:08:47
That's a much better sound, to be honest.
01:08:51
Yeah. You right? Yeah, yeah.
01:08:52
This is motion shit around. This is.
01:08:55
So what say you, Gary?
01:08:57
Technically, isn't this creation?
01:09:00
Oh, he's not there. Yes it is.
01:09:03
I am too secretly there.
01:09:05
So how can you not believe he's still there?
01:09:07
I'm stuck in 15 minutes.
01:09:08
Roughly, anyway. Yeah.
01:09:10
And is Luke still commenting?
01:09:13
I don't see a new one that does anything.
01:09:16
It could have broken
01:09:18
the broken.
01:09:20
No, I think we lost was like this.
01:09:21
Yeah. He's like, fuck this shit.
01:09:23
Gong gong gong gong gong gong.
01:09:27
He's like, what kind of idiot would watch this shit?
01:09:29
Okay, so yeah, so is oh, because they're similar.
01:09:31
I'm like, who shows a cooking video covering it with fucking Saran Wrap
01:09:36
plastic?
01:09:36
You get that?
01:09:37
Yeah.
01:09:37
The noise he's going to overly, like stretch it out and.
01:09:42
Oh that's gross.
01:09:44
Oh this is sped up in it.
01:09:47
I used to be like oh I don't think it sounds any better not sped up.
01:09:51
No I'm just saying he, I think he's like probably
01:09:53
slowly squeezing that thing to get the most sound out of it.
01:09:55
Like a fucking ass.
01:10:00
No, it sounds like he's like trying to get it.
01:10:02
He like, why are you put him next to each other like that slowly?
01:10:06
Because. All right, I don't want to spoil it.
01:10:08
It's like you'll have to wait and see.
01:10:11
Let's see.
01:10:11
Gary, would Gary jump on right now?
01:10:14
Exactly why, when we're.
01:10:15
Since this is a an entertainment show, we can try and draw out a tiny bit.
01:10:21
I know that there's some pharmaceutical companies
01:10:23
or our big manufacturing companies that are drawing out things
01:10:26
hundreds of years past when they should be.
01:10:28
When we talk about horse
01:10:29
drawn busses, really talking about horses, drawing busses,
01:10:34
drawing.
01:10:35
Oh, no, don't put it together.
01:10:36
Your hands are fucking dirty.
01:10:38
I'm sorry. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
01:10:39
He's like a
01:10:42
thick weight.
01:10:43
Is he just saying. All right, well. All right.
01:10:45
I'm sorry. He just laid he hands.
01:10:49
Is that any hands?
01:10:50
Oh, my God, I thought there was many hands on time.
01:10:55
Those are women fingernails.
01:10:56
Like, that's, like, too feminine.
01:10:59
Then this is after.
01:11:00
This is after a half hour of rolling it up already.
01:11:03
So there's been a lot of dirt removed from your hands.
01:11:05
Maybe my grandma would call that love.
01:11:08
Maybe she just does this all the time and she's got super thick.
01:11:11
You can take the love, grandma, I love you, but there were
01:11:14
mustache hairs in your cookies, and you're the only one with the mustache
01:11:19
there.
01:11:19
Grandmas are dead.
01:11:20
That sucks right?
01:11:24
Yeah.
01:11:24
Sorry.
01:11:25
I mean, I don't mean to be a down one
01:11:26
point of view, sure, but no, because she'd be, like 120.
01:11:29
It'd be disgusting,
01:11:32
right? Yeah. Right.
01:11:34
If she was acting like she was 20
01:11:37
for her sake.
01:11:38
I mean, I mean, my grandma was attractive, but I don't know.
01:11:42
What was it, though?
01:11:44
Okay. Sorry about that.
01:11:46
That's the draft that needs to be added to the system.
01:11:49
I think it's fine.
01:11:50
Clip it again.
01:11:52
It can go with all of your shit. Yeah.
01:11:54
All right, so even this one, he's going to do six of them.
01:11:57
All right. We can skip ahead.
01:11:59
Yeah, we can, because it's.
01:12:00
Yeah, it's the whole point of the Asmr.
01:12:02
So he's going to make this take fucking forever.
01:12:06
And here
01:12:08
come on bro.
01:12:11
Turn it up.
01:12:12
Do you hear that fan in the background?
01:12:14
Yeah.
01:12:15
It's like he didn't do not realize there was a part of our ambulance.
01:12:19
I think for this part of the show,
01:12:22
like, it's a call to the man back. Oh,
01:12:27
I really do.
01:12:28
Oh. Hate those. Look delicious.
01:12:32
So what does he have in there?
01:12:33
It's just what he should have.
01:12:35
White chocolate chips on the brown side and black chocolate chips on the
01:12:40
whites.
01:12:41
Can't we all just get along?
01:12:43
Hate you.
01:12:44
Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
01:12:46
Next.
01:12:47
Next week I will use drawers idea and I will bring the rookies to the show.
01:12:55
How is that possible?
01:12:56
You're going to have to ship them to us
01:12:57
because I don't just want to watch you eat them.
01:12:59
Also make a big roll.
01:13:02
I'm not going to eat them.
01:13:03
I'm just going to assemble them
01:13:06
right?
01:13:09
Then just throw it, then Asmr.
01:13:10
Are you throwing them in the garbage immediately after?
01:13:13
Yeah.
01:13:17
All right.
01:13:17
Here is right for the dog.
01:13:20
No, that would be it.
01:13:20
What's this show?
01:13:22
17 years old or younger, now facing a lifetime ban
01:13:26
on buying cigarets as this landmark legislation has been 17 years old,
01:13:31
it would prohibit anyone born in 2009 or later
01:13:35
from ever buying tobacco products, including cigarets and vapes.
01:13:40
The proposal is expected to go into a lot learned from prohibition
01:13:43
approval by King Charles, the ruling King Charles
01:13:47
and Northern.
01:13:48
I thought they were
01:13:50
17 years old or younger, now facing a life.
01:13:55
Why don't we put us in this shit?
01:13:57
The irony we are.
01:14:01
And now we.
01:14:02
Don't get me wrong. Do that. I'm.
01:14:05
I'm all for not smoking, but I'm also for choice.
01:14:09
If you want to kill yourself, you should be free to do that.
01:14:11
It's if they're not going to sell them and there is a need,
01:14:14
there's going to be a vacuum that's going to be filled in.
01:14:16
Somebody else is going to sell them.
01:14:19
I you can look at it as like some shit, but like,
01:14:22
people have been smoking tobacco for thousands of years, regardless
01:14:26
if it's bad for you or not, it's just some that fucking people like to do.
01:14:30
It ain't killing nobody.
01:14:31
I mean, it is over time, but it ain't killing them right now.
01:14:35
It's definitely killing people.
01:14:41
And so, like, there's plenty of things you could ban then.
01:14:44
Like, why don't we do everything that alcohol and anything that
01:14:48
prescription drugs, vodka, those are all bad for you.
01:14:51
Fast food.
01:14:52
So you can only eat what the government tells you, what to eat, what they like.
01:14:55
That's what you are opening the box to when you open the box to this shit.
01:14:59
Yeah, well, I go to every other item.
01:15:06
Every other item.
01:15:07
So there's every other item that's bad.
01:15:09
Everything else in the world that's bad for you.
01:15:12
Yeah. Pretty.
01:15:13
Count them potato chips.
01:15:17
Yeah, I, I have more.
01:15:19
You get pleasure educate people hopefully provide healthy convenient options to.
01:15:24
But I'm not for banning food.
01:15:27
I'm just.
01:15:29
Just don't eat it or don't
01:15:32
because what's going to happen?
01:15:34
Whoever gets all tits at tits. What's.
01:15:37
Why did I say tits? I'll
01:15:39
happy tits.
01:15:41
They're tits all next week.
01:15:44
Hard, I don't know,
01:15:45
I'll titillated their tits all titillated over this load on YouTube.
01:15:49
To be honest.
01:15:50
That's a their teeth titillated.
01:15:53
Cunt cock sucker motherfucker.
01:15:55
Oh! My car.
01:15:56
Wow. It's having that so once.
01:16:00
Listen, I'm trying to say one two things I want to say during the show.
01:16:04
This. We're not even a band yet.
01:16:05
Once these people, these this group of people
01:16:08
get smoking banned, they're going to come for other things.
01:16:11
I'm going to come I'm going to come buying cigarets.
01:16:15
This is landmark legislation.
01:16:16
It's been approved by Parliament.
01:16:18
Yeah.
01:16:18
For anyone born in 2009 or later.
01:16:21
I just love that like cutoff date.
01:16:23
So it's like tobacco products and just let everyone know.
01:16:26
Still smoking vapes. But we. How old are they doing? One.
01:16:30
Right.
01:16:31
Well, you can take point 2009 at it.
01:16:35
There's 17.
01:16:36
So what do they do when somebody who's never been able to buy it.
01:16:40
So yeah, they've never been able to buy it.
01:16:42
But you you know that there's some 14 year olds, for whatever
01:16:45
reason that have been in for 2 or 3 years that are addicted.
01:16:49
And now they just pulled that forever, like, well, what year were you born?
01:16:52
In 2009? Nope. Sorry.
01:16:56
Yeah, just like they do with alcohol for the longest time.
01:16:59
Yeah.
01:16:59
But then they just have to have their cutoff dates and some like,
01:17:02
six year olds going to go in there trying to buy cigaret.
01:17:04
And then at what point does that market just close itself up because it's like,
01:17:07
well the old people aren't like there's not as many of them.
01:17:11
So now the market's just closed door.
01:17:13
They just closed the market up.
01:17:15
Yeah.
01:17:16
Is that but there's going to be another market.
01:17:19
There's another.
01:17:19
It's going to be a flea market or a black market or a sell.
01:17:22
Vapes like I get that nicotine is bad for you.
01:17:25
But like so do vapes.
01:17:28
Vapes and cigarets were banned in Mexico January 1st this year.
01:17:35
So I mean, it seems to be spread banned.
01:17:38
I don't know if it was just places outdoors like everywhere.
01:17:43
Not allowed at all, not to be sold, smoked, sold.
01:17:49
Yeah, I don't know.
01:17:52
But I did look it up when I was there because I was curious.
01:17:55
And it did. Yeah.
01:17:55
So Mexico has implemented a strict
01:17:57
hundreds of ban on the importation, sale and distribution of all the electronic
01:18:01
cigarets and vaping devices as of January 16th, 2026.
01:18:05
Oh, sorry.
01:18:05
I guess they moved it 15 days. Weird to have it.
01:18:07
Yeah, but still, the issue of the first.
01:18:11
That would be dumb.
01:18:14
The issue is the government takes to control.
01:18:18
Do you know what the, figurative
01:18:21
path to hell is paved with some.
01:18:26
Anybody?
01:18:27
Anybody?
01:18:30
So the government,
01:18:31
the government is full of good intentions.
01:18:36
But the problem is, is they're just not efficient.
01:18:38
So the primary motive behind Mexico's federal ban on vapes
01:18:41
is to focus on public health and youth protection. Protection.
01:18:44
Government officials, including President Claudia, shuttle
01:18:47
them and whatever,
01:18:50
as a necessary step to prevent
01:18:52
nicotine addiction and respiratory disease among young people.
01:18:57
I think you got much worse problems in Mexico than that, I don't know.
01:19:00
Yeah.
01:19:01
Stop the cartel like the drug cartel would start.
01:19:04
Forget the cartel. There's more important things.
01:19:06
Let's teach them to put the toilet paper in the toilet.
01:19:11
Let's start there.
01:19:13
Did. They was so there wasn't. So you saw.
01:19:16
You saw this.
01:19:17
But I don't think that's the whole.
01:19:22
You saw this?
01:19:23
Speaking of Mexicans, our next story is early, right?
01:19:26
Grass.
01:19:28
Did they not have one of these?
01:19:29
Oh, yeah.
01:19:31
Do they not?
01:19:32
Okay. So no.
01:19:34
What they at least not that that's going to be the fix.
01:19:37
All right.
01:19:38
You know the all of the lead out.
01:19:41
You know, the old timey outdoor ones that had like a double sided tongue,
01:19:44
but it was one piece of metal and it would just swing.
01:19:46
You push it and it would just.
01:19:48
And then it would slide back down to cover it.
01:19:49
Yeah, not the plastic ones, like a McDonald's with the big triangle
01:19:53
with are that are see where you're going
01:19:56
cringing that you got like a couple of them had that.
01:20:00
But like as soon as I learned no, I wouldn't even touch
01:20:03
because you have to push that to drop it like I do that because of the flip lid.
01:20:08
I like have to like push the garbage in and pull my hand out really quick.
01:20:11
I want to touch that lid. People just smell
01:20:14
because people are gross.
01:20:15
Oh, stop.
01:20:17
Yeah, I have a hard time with that fucking.
01:20:19
Hey, people, speaking of Mexicans, that's worse than left handed people.
01:20:24
And ginger.
01:20:25
Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
01:20:27
No, no wrong with that.
01:20:29
Where's the fucking volume at every time it's going to do this.
01:20:32
And that's when a lot of people might.
01:20:35
Meanwhile, Friday is May the 1st.
01:20:37
And that's when a lot of people May the 1st
01:20:39
be with you taking a break from your core.
01:20:41
I see them angry.
01:20:44
Take a break. Right.
01:20:46
For hundreds of people, it'll be the start of no,
01:20:48
no may supporters in Royal Oak encouraging people not to.
01:20:52
But dude, if we have no more, we're going to go.
01:20:55
We're going to go right from, April to June,
01:20:59
like for a whole month.
01:21:00
No more Roman, no more man in the in the right.
01:21:04
Then there'll be no more season.
01:21:08
It's to teach you a little bit.
01:21:10
The first thing I taught you was, I haven't taught you anything yet.
01:21:14
This is going to be the first thing I ever taught you.
01:21:17
If you let your grass grow to seed.
01:21:20
We're talking this.
01:21:21
You're going to complain.
01:21:22
It's gonna look like little green wheat stalks.
01:21:24
And then you just go around and just shake it wrong, run through it,
01:21:27
walk through it, get one of those little not a sickle
01:21:29
because that'll, like, cut the shit down.
01:21:31
You know not what are those called it?
01:21:33
You know, like the old weed whackers manual ones.
01:21:36
But just make sure all those seeds just drop off those stocks
01:21:40
and your grass will be lush and thick and amazing.
01:21:42
But what we we cut it before that.
01:21:44
They're trying to do it for some stupid environmental reason.
01:21:46
That's bullshit. Your your grass can grow other seed.
01:21:49
Then you can save yourself 80 bucks a year.
01:21:51
You don't have to buy Scotts grass seed.
01:21:52
You're you're literally growing it.
01:21:54
Next week are gonna teach you how to grow a carrot from a carrot.
01:22:01
So you're saying I'm just supposed to let my grass grow like an asshole?
01:22:04
No, I'm saying that just the same thing we were saying about choice.
01:22:09
That nobody should regulate what you do or trying to have some grassroots movement.
01:22:13
You see what I did there?
01:22:15
That's pretty good.
01:22:16
Yeah, it's pretty good.
01:22:18
God damn it.
01:22:19
Where is it,
01:22:21
dude? There's one called a lawn mower.
01:22:23
It should never be, in my opinion.
01:22:25
And it's green by choice.
01:22:28
Okay.
01:22:29
My choice.
01:22:30
This.
01:22:34
That's like one of my oldest drops.
01:22:35
To be honest, it's absolutely true.
01:22:40
I don't I don't support no more May, but.
01:22:43
So I had a junebug on my porch today I typically
01:22:46
I typically I prefer the light green April.
01:22:49
Yeah I do typically a little bit longer in the spring before I cut it once.
01:22:53
Did you buy
01:22:55
that the first few times?
01:22:57
No. We renamed them.
01:22:59
He's now April Bug.
01:23:03
Which okay.
01:23:03
Sounds good.
01:23:05
We're going to have a mower on.
01:23:08
You need to give them.
01:23:10
You need to give me your making model of mower.
01:23:12
And we're going to compare specs side by side.
01:23:15
You two. Yeah.
01:23:16
Because I have a push mower self-propelled.
01:23:19
But I guess it's not push but it's a walk behind because I still contend
01:23:23
yours is a grass cutter.
01:23:24
I don't have a tractor.
01:23:27
That's the coolest thing. Oh, Titan.
01:23:29
I watch the guys that, I don't want to say the, John Deere in my neighborhood.
01:23:34
I watch the guys do the, you know, the hired guys.
01:23:37
They'll make me grab my shit, too.
01:23:39
They have these decks that they stand on.
01:23:41
They're huge.
01:23:42
They got to be like, eight, ten feet wide, 12ft wide, maybe even.
01:23:47
What's the what's the numbers?
01:23:49
Give me the numbers on the side of the motherfucker model number or whatever.
01:23:54
Round one.
01:23:55
That is a toro avion, right?
01:23:58
Yeah, it's just Titan.
01:23:59
That's the name of it.
01:24:00
Period. That's the.
01:24:01
There's no mod on there.
01:24:04
Why does it have handles?
01:24:05
Why can't it have all kinds of expensive Toro Titan Max
01:24:08
6026 horsepower V-twin, zero gas.
01:24:14
Guess zero. Turn that it.
01:24:16
I'm sorry, did I just. That's the one?
01:24:19
Or is it Toro Titan, zero turn, 26 horsepower.
01:24:23
The 54 inch.
01:24:24
Is it because one's like eight grand?
01:24:27
It's 66 grand. It's $60.
01:24:31
So you got Rafael, red Toro, Titan, Titan.
01:24:35
No, no signal right there.
01:24:38
It was seven grand.
01:24:40
It was seven Titan?
01:24:42
Yeah, 60.
01:24:45
And that's that.
01:24:45
All it goes by 60 Max. 60.
01:24:48
All right, so I'm curious who's who's in the no.
01:24:51
7390 who said.
01:24:53
And I can look, but I'm just curious who sent it in low 71.
01:24:57
It's 99.
01:24:59
The one that's receipt brag red lawnmower.
01:25:01
I think.
01:25:04
Is it red?
01:25:05
I did not
01:25:07
hold on. Let me. I read it.
01:25:09
Let me just share this.
01:25:10
Yeah. Oh, no. I sucked it down pretty hard.
01:25:13
What's going on with this screen? It.
01:25:18
Is this it?
01:25:18
Is this your shit?
01:25:23
Can somebody tell me why
01:25:24
it has fucking spaceship handles instead of a steering wheel?
01:25:28
Let's go.
01:25:29
So that's the zero turn added. Yeah.
01:25:30
Yes. You can, I don't know. Yeah, but I can't.
01:25:32
I mean, I've seen one with steering wheels that have zero turn.
01:25:36
It's because you got to turn like the wheel.
01:25:38
Like. Right.
01:25:39
It's got to have a quick response wheel which is typically,
01:25:42
they don't have those on like tractors only like, like
01:25:45
I've driven BMW that have that type of adage, which is interesting
01:25:49
depending on your speed is how responsive the steering wheel is.
01:25:53
So when you're going on a freeway, it's less responsive.
01:25:56
And when you're driving slower, it's more responsive.
01:25:59
So you have to turn it less.
01:26:00
It's it's pretty interesting price steer by wire then.
01:26:03
Right. Yeah.
01:26:04
That is pretty interesting actually.
01:26:06
Is this your little levers? Are those levers mechanical?
01:26:09
They just literally turn the wheels on one side. Wait
01:26:13
front.
01:26:16
That looks like the thing. Yes,
01:26:18
it looks like it.
01:26:19
Or is it?
01:26:21
Sorry.
01:26:22
It actually looks like you. The.
01:26:25
So you, I'm.
01:26:27
I'm the fat chick. Yeah,
01:26:29
that's a man, but.
01:26:30
Okay.
01:26:31
Well, I'm the more comment is a woman is smaller than mine.
01:26:36
The what
01:26:38
the more common one is smaller than mine.
01:26:43
So she said that is what?
01:26:46
Yeah. Yes.
01:26:48
But no, you're.
01:26:51
No, your lawn mower does not stand up to my foot.
01:26:54
Doesn't stand 44in.
01:26:56
It would be perfect.
01:26:58
I'm a 60.
01:27:00
Toro.
01:27:01
Is their specs straight from Home Depot, or do I gotta go to the manufacturers?
01:27:07
What is there like?
01:27:08
I got mine.
01:27:08
The one in here. Oh, it's down here, mind?
01:27:12
Yeah, it's under the thing that says product information.
01:27:14
Yeah.
01:27:15
So what are we looking at?
01:27:20
How do you cruise control? No.
01:27:22
How do you not have cruise control, bro?
01:27:24
You have a you have a cup holder.
01:27:25
Cool.
01:27:28
They have dude,
01:27:29
even I have nine miles an hour home.
01:27:32
Let me know.
01:27:34
It goes like 14.
01:27:35
Mine can go faster than I can freakin walk comfortably, that's for sure.
01:27:39
Maybe while it's mowing.
01:27:41
Here's the difference, though.
01:27:42
I think mine was only like $650,
01:27:46
but it was seven grand,
01:27:48
so I went 50 on my beater motor mower.
01:27:51
I win.
01:27:54
Yeah, you do it.
01:27:57
I'm not even competing.
01:27:57
Mine's commercial can't win, man.
01:28:00
If I got a riding lawn mower, you be dropping out.
01:28:06
Well, I've got four acres.
01:28:07
What am I supposed to do
01:28:10
for the year of you?
01:28:12
Do you have a mule?
01:28:14
A as well? In addition.
01:28:20
Like, don't they get that?
01:28:20
Like, wait, ask if he has a dual ass.
01:28:23
Well, where is that? Where you put the ass?
01:28:26
I was actually, because a mule is called an a
01:28:30
real ass. Well.
01:28:31
Makes sense. Sorry.
01:28:33
There, like a horsepower rating or some shit. Like
01:28:37
why you don't need a horse capability.
01:28:39
Craft cutting rating.
01:28:41
There's no tow capability.
01:28:43
Like I got a lawn mower that can go 60 miles an hour.
01:28:46
Unfortunately, it goes so fast and the wind lays the grass down.
01:28:48
It doesn't cut grass, but, man, it goes fast.
01:28:51
Maybe I can cover my entire lawn in, like, freaking 13 minutes.
01:28:55
It doesn't cut grass, but it is the fastest lawn mower
01:28:57
I've ever seen.
01:29:01
So I don't think horse.
01:29:02
I think we're making a good point here.
01:29:04
I don't think horsepower is important. Unless you're racing.
01:29:06
Then are you going to race these? Are you going to cut grass?
01:29:10
It's a cut
01:29:13
razor to cut grass.
01:29:14
They do have a speed. Okay.
01:29:16
For lawnmowers.
01:29:21
More grass.
01:29:22
Gallon fuel capacity.
01:29:25
Yeah.
01:29:27
It's big.
01:29:28
The show went off the rails.
01:29:31
Yeah, I know it's gotten the lawn mower.
01:29:33
City tractor.
01:29:34
Well, no, it's solid for real.
01:29:37
Looking at the stats about me
01:29:40
leaving it our first year getting an offer on air fryers
01:29:45
and loading the dishwasher, and now we're on lawn mowers.
01:29:50
That's ridiculous.
01:29:54
I'm like, what?
01:29:58
The. I brought it back on the among the benefits.
01:30:00
So what do you do?
01:30:02
Mow regularly or do you just keep your property kept?
01:30:07
I mean, you know what I'm saying? Like you are.
01:30:09
Those is their options.
01:30:11
No, there's one more.
01:30:12
Is there an area closer to the house where you mow like a regular person was?
01:30:16
A smaller yard?
01:30:19
Because clearly you're not mowing your property
01:30:21
every time you mow, because that would be ridiculous.
01:30:28
I guess this is a question hour and a half driving.
01:30:31
So riding with now an hour and a half.
01:30:33
So you do. It is worth you do need it. You do require it.
01:30:36
Then you're not just showing off with, I know somebody who has a yard my size
01:30:40
that has a riding lawnmower and complains because he can't do the corners.
01:30:43
So what he did is he put curved edging around his entire yard.
01:30:45
So now it looks like some weird pond.
01:30:48
There's no there's no 90 degree angles because his lawnmower cannot
01:30:52
get in those corners.
01:30:55
If I do every inch of my four acres, it would take like 3 to 4 hours.
01:31:01
I simply refuse to do that.
01:31:04
And I leave you plants while you would hit trees.
01:31:08
Trees?
01:31:09
Yeah.
01:31:09
I got a lot of pollinators like bees, which are key to our environment.
01:31:13
And it's safe. See, they're doing it for environment reasons.
01:31:16
The pollinators to say, it's
01:31:19
I mow the trail.
01:31:22
Is that some kind of weird manscaping bullshit that I don't want to hear?
01:31:26
Okay.
01:31:27
Yeah.
01:31:27
It's weird.
01:31:30
I mean, I call a feather trail
01:31:33
because when we first came out to look at the house, we we walked back 40
01:31:38
and there was a, a turkey feather sticking right out of the trailhead.
01:31:43
We addition, this is the national holiday house.
01:31:47
Forgive me, I'm outside of my wheelhouse of bit on this.
01:31:50
I'm what they call a lightweight rooster.
01:31:52
That's why you find some of the.
01:31:54
I used to look at first that it looks like it here.
01:31:56
Looks like he's writing shit down to compare.
01:31:58
Nothing gets my goat quite like a good conspiracy theory.
01:32:01
But one thing that does remind me of my grandfather is, see, this one is
01:32:05
you got to come see this carburetor back to the Mexican.
01:32:08
Way better.
01:32:09
A lot of Mexicans moved north to escape violence and fear for their safety.
01:32:14
And in the American Southwest, some race away.
01:32:17
That was a problem.
01:32:19
And the government decided to get involved.
01:32:22
And one of the things that the Hispanic
01:32:23
Latino culture brought with them was the smoking of marijuana.
01:32:26
Well, that made it very easy to pinpoint them
01:32:29
and pick one of their activities to perform search and seizures.
01:32:32
And so they vilified it.
01:32:33
And instead of calling it cannabis or cannabinoids or weed or pot
01:32:36
or ganja or Dodge, there's a ton of names that go into all of them.
01:32:40
Yeah, but that would be a fun little rant
01:32:43
that was
01:32:43
enjoying and indulging in the smoking pot was black jazz musicians.
01:32:47
Which brings us to another couple of names if you like this, but like trick lettuce
01:32:50
and jazz cigarets.
01:32:51
Anyway, so those two minority groups were singled out in this war on drugs.
01:32:55
The lies that they told us this war on drugs were as follows.
01:32:58
We will make you violent criminals.
01:32:59
That is so false. It's laughable.
01:33:01
If anything, we've made it more laid back.
01:33:03
Matter of fact, try the social experiment if you like.
01:33:06
A matter of fact.
01:33:07
Okay, I got to ask you.
01:33:08
Are you writing your monologue now
01:33:11
in rhyming forms and cadences that would fit in a song?
01:33:14
Are you having that much foresight because some of the shit is
01:33:19
what's it called when somebody spits really good verses?
01:33:21
It's amazing.
01:33:23
Fire,
01:33:25
fire!
01:33:26
That's not what I was looking for.
01:33:27
But yeah, I don't write crap.
01:33:30
I don't write crap.
01:33:31
Crap is a negative.
01:33:32
Therefore you do write smoke the doobie.
01:33:34
You tell me how you feel after that.
01:33:36
And if you feel still feel like doing a violent act, you getting a violent act.
01:33:40
Smoked a doobie. Tell me how you feel after that.
01:33:42
And if you still still feel like doing a violent act, you're a bad person.
01:33:46
The next thing they told us was that it's a gate.
01:33:48
Nobody's a bad person. Not true.
01:33:50
It is not my drug of choice. And I'll think of that.
01:33:52
But I am not in any way, shape or form.
01:33:56
If I had to choose between an abbreviated drunk driver or
01:33:59
an affected stoner, I would rather be share the roadway with the stoner.
01:34:02
And I'm not saying it doesn't affect your driving, affect your your timing.
01:34:05
Your reflexes are slow, your cognitive abilities are dulled.
01:34:09
So there is a direct and immediate effect.
01:34:11
So I'm not saying this.
01:34:12
This doesn't make you a worse driver. It does.
01:34:14
But I've never heard of opioid overdose.
01:34:17
So why don't we call it weed.
01:34:18
Hey crows it's hardy. That's cool.
01:34:20
I like that some of it requires a drier climate, some more humid climate.
01:34:24
And I'll get into like that's the difference between sativa and indica.
01:34:27
So let's get into that.
01:34:28
Right now there are two types of we love that the conservative of the indica
01:34:31
from India, China, that area that grows shorter, fatter, higher CBD comes
01:34:36
from incredibly tall growth, super tall.
01:34:39
And that's the strength that comes from now have the all of the first Navy.
01:34:42
So national security came down to who could grow the most hemp.
01:34:46
It really did. George Washington grew him.
01:34:48
So this was important in rope making made very strong.
01:34:51
Rope and rope is essential in building a navy.
01:34:53
So in fact,
01:34:54
some of the first columnists in the southern region
01:34:56
where you can actually grow sativa before you grow hemp for the Navy,
01:35:00
but so let's see if I can get all the properties here.
01:35:03
So short and fat.
01:35:05
Also the leaves are fatter like the same, but as that leaves
01:35:09
a DBA is higher in THC, the index is higher and CBD
01:35:14
it's been artificially selected for almost 10,000 years.
01:35:18
We've been manipulating these crops for as long as
01:35:21
we've been manipulating corn, rice, wheat, and potatoes.
01:35:24
That's how important cannabis was.
01:35:25
And I used to think that cannabis was a dirty word, like like you call it
01:35:29
cannabis.
01:35:30
We can't be friends
01:35:31
because that's like the technical name that only people of us can't be friends.
01:35:34
Seriously, dude, this is using it here.
01:35:37
Poetry.
01:35:38
When we had those stupid fake war on drugs and we decided to start calling it
01:35:42
marijuana, which was the Hispanic name, and we wanted to make it sound fine.
01:35:47
And we and I say,
01:35:48
I mean the powers that be that turned us against ourselves, basically.
01:35:52
So yeah, it sounds like that is helping it already.
01:35:54
I forgot where I was, and it does.
01:35:56
It does make you a little duller,
01:35:58
a little dumber, and I kind of pride myself on being smart.
01:36:01
I like I value billions, I'm not so and I'm not I have
01:36:05
you read smoker, I don't I don't go to the dispensary.
01:36:08
So I don't really know what I'm talking about here.
01:36:11
But most of the stuff you get at the dispensary,
01:36:13
this is going to be a hybrid between the sativa and the gun.
01:36:16
It's for more balanced effect.
01:36:18
Let's see if I can learn under the.
01:36:20
So the basic difference between sativa and indica, besides
01:36:24
the short bushy and the the making of the hemp for the first time,
01:36:27
it's no use because they both
01:36:29
are useless.
01:36:31
But I should probably just look this up because that's the CBD.
01:36:33
So indica helps with insomnia, pain, inflammation, muscle spasms,
01:36:37
epilepsy and glaucoma.
01:36:38
City was known to help for depression, headaches, nausea, and loss of appetite.
01:36:42
And that makes me giggle because the munchies.
01:36:44
So I'm not going to smoke down for for 20. Sorry.
01:36:46
That's just it's just not my cup of tea is that's that's not my jam.
01:36:48
So if you're sorry to disappoint you and I,
01:36:50
I didn't come prepared but have you for 20 nonetheless.
01:36:52
This is this is my voice of choice.
01:36:54
Now, there is more to the conspiracy.
01:36:56
There's more to the history.
01:36:57
So I'll just get into the religious aspect.
01:36:59
Not as crazy as Scientology,
01:37:01
but in the same range as the Church of Latter day
01:37:03
Saints of the Rastafarian religion.
01:37:04
Back in 1940, Marcus Garvey had a prophecy that a black man would be made a king
01:37:07
and he would be the king of kings and the second coming of Christ.
01:37:10
Well, it didn't really happen right away until Highly Selassie was crowned
01:37:13
King of Ethiopia 12 years after the prophecy,
01:37:15
and his name Rastafari by himself.
01:37:17
His name was Rastafari.
01:37:19
But then he was.
01:37:19
He changed his name as the Emperor of Ethiopia,
01:37:21
the highly Selassie, which means King of Kings so highly
01:37:23
Selassie becomes the King of Ethiopia and the Rastafarians believe
01:37:26
that he is the second coming of Christ, and it didn't really get going
01:37:28
until he was ousted from power, brought back to power, visited Jamaica.
01:37:32
He got off the plane and one of the people that saw him
01:37:34
was Bob Marley's girlfriend at the time.
01:37:35
He was in Rastafari, and she came back from the rally.
01:37:38
So packed up he converted to Rastafarian ism, started
01:37:41
singing about Rastafari, and then it really took off.
01:37:43
When he died, it kind of died down with him.
01:37:44
But here's another of the key attributes.
01:37:45
The rock variant is I'm smoking weed and that's how he got in Jamaica.
01:37:48
But this is a key thing to think about.
01:37:49
If your moral commitments and your religious obligations
01:37:52
are not lawful, that stop you from practicing now, I bet they won't.
01:37:55
They shouldn't.
01:37:55
And as a matter of fact, here the United States of America, they are.
01:37:58
It is a class one narcotic.
01:37:59
And now they've been talking about
01:38:00
not going down to the class three or the, the, the third stage.
01:38:04
Hey, that changed since last week.
01:38:06
How about that? Says weed is illegal in United States of America.
01:38:09
However, 20 different states have approved it
01:38:11
legally for recreational use, some 32 have for medicinal use.
01:38:14
And in Washington DC and and some of the rest still have it outlawed.
01:38:18
But most of them have it at least decriminalize it
01:38:20
like 3 or 4 states that still possess marijuana.
01:38:22
And why is 420 here key to all of this?
01:38:24
I falsely believe that it was police code for possession of marijuana.
01:38:27
That is not true. But it was.
01:38:29
Oh yeah, and I think someone said that to me.
01:38:31
I believe that I bought it hook, line and sinker.
01:38:33
I don't know, I don't know, I didn't know any better.
01:38:35
So I have that wrong.
01:38:36
But what it really was was the time that they would,
01:38:38
they would get together and smoke because it was not legal.
01:38:40
And it's still a weird subculture and still, you know, I'll be right back.
01:38:44
We'll be happy.
01:38:46
Dolphins for over 20 years now.
01:38:48
And that's a group that is fairly synonymous with weed smoking.
01:38:50
And it doesn't affect me.
01:38:51
I don't I don't care if people see me as a weed smoker
01:38:54
because I that that's not why I'm not against it.
01:38:56
I just it's just not my thing. It's not my jam.
01:38:58
And now the Stone age dairy
01:39:00
has been mentioned on the show before, and it is very interesting.
01:39:02
And it's the way psychoactive chemicals alter parts of thought in your mind.
01:39:06
And for that role, the clip Brady.
01:39:10
Okay. The
01:39:12
it was awesome
01:39:13
is exactly what's going through my head whilst I'm racing.
01:39:16
It's a decent launch off the start here you can see a whole pack of reformed
01:39:20
lawnmowers in front of me.
01:39:21
Just how many squeezing through this bottom corner.
01:39:24
And I'm trying to squeeze up that gap.
01:39:25
Make sure I'm right behind them as you get into this technical section.
01:39:28
As we go through this case, you're wondering
01:39:30
this is just how close everything is.
01:39:32
Everyone getting a little bit sideways this long grass is really very strong
01:39:37
to 50 miles an hour.
01:39:38
It's getting very, very bumpy.
01:39:40
I'm kind of concerned that they're doing it.
01:39:42
And oh, there, now we're on grass.
01:39:44
They should only be doing it on grass.
01:39:46
Five lawn mowers in this single race.
01:39:48
We're going to be racing around a couple of miles.
01:39:51
So number 43, he's in my class a very very quick race.
01:39:54
And again this proves my point.
01:39:56
The speed in a lawnmower
01:39:57
straightline speed is not so important for cutting the 66 flying cars fast.
01:40:02
And again. So we started with fact.
01:40:03
I'd be so bold
01:40:04
as to say going this fast on this tiny lawnmower is ruining the ground.
01:40:07
Quite there as we get an extra rant time.
01:40:12
Very short, very brief. I want to know what you think.
01:40:14
My mailman has started just cutting across porch to porch to porch.
01:40:19
And I think because the grass was so nice
01:40:21
cut for the first time in the season last, over the weekend.
01:40:25
And I noticed today that there's a little rut of pressed grass
01:40:29
that I assume if he keeps doing it
01:40:31
through the summer, it's going to be a dirt path eventually.
01:40:34
Do I make him walk the extra?
01:40:36
I mean, if he has to do that for every house,
01:40:38
it's probably going to take an extra hour to do his root route.
01:40:42
Do I just let it go?
01:40:44
Do I physically put something up?
01:40:46
I need options, those are not my only choices.
01:40:48
Those are not the only choices that I'm asking for. Advice.
01:40:51
How do I stop the mailman from cutting across my grass
01:40:53
without seeming like a petty dick?
01:40:56
Step tracking
01:40:57
jerk can't help us on this because yeah, he would just set traps.
01:41:00
Shit, that's that's what you said to him.
01:41:06
Yeah, I mean, but then a trap would it would it in
01:41:10
would imply that then I would have captured him.
01:41:12
Then what?
01:41:14
Once you capture somebody that's.
01:41:15
Oh think thinking game begins. What?
01:41:17
What then do you make.
01:41:19
Do you make.
01:41:20
Oh, okay. Oh.
01:41:21
Well, look,
01:41:24
yeah. Yeah. That'll do.
01:41:25
Hit mud all over the leg.
01:41:27
Oh. Are we done about about 40 people.
01:41:30
Goes uphill over this bumpy grass through this circuit.
01:41:34
It's across several different fields.
01:41:36
I don't think I want to shoot him with a paintball gun.
01:41:38
He's a really nice guy.
01:41:39
I'm worried that we're expecting to come back to some point.
01:41:43
I mean, I guess he can't spit in.
01:41:45
My man's right with really very slippery.
01:41:47
It's gang.
01:41:47
Exactly right.
01:41:48
Just keep man slipping out to the outside.
01:41:52
Really
01:41:53
doesn't fit into the corner.
01:41:55
It's really very muddy.
01:41:56
No turning. I, I wouldn't advise doing that.
01:42:00
I would assume that the mailman would say what a great, great gesture
01:42:03
and then throw those cookies away.
01:42:08
Not if I made those.
01:42:09
Hey, guys wrote these.
01:42:10
I could actually,
01:42:11
you can see just how much, especially the steering you saw you get through here.
01:42:15
Bush stance and all that.
01:42:16
You should follow me some more normal right there.
01:42:19
My lady hands is the start of a cross-country lawnmower race.
01:42:24
Woman walking a dog who urinated on this shit
01:42:27
started just before 11 Thursday morning with a man and woman walking a dog
01:42:31
who urinated on this grass near this sign.
01:42:34
A few minutes later, neighbors appeared to retaliate, urinating on the
01:42:40
wait.
01:42:40
No no no no no no no no no.
01:42:42
Retaliation would imply equal and justified force
01:42:47
or some type of retribution.
01:42:52
They didn't bring their dog over to pee.
01:42:55
They peed.
01:42:58
Right.
01:43:00
I'm going to start that over just so we can get started.
01:43:03
Just before left
01:43:03
Thursday morning with a man and woman walking a dog who urinated on this grass.
01:43:09
Urinate.
01:43:12
But I'm a ten.
01:43:13
You're about a seven. Nine.
01:43:15
A few minutes later, neighbors
01:43:16
appeared to retaliate, urinating on the dog owners grass.
01:43:20
Those living nearby are shocked by what happens next.
01:43:23
A brawl.
01:43:25
Can we watch this on YouTube?
01:43:27
See, this is fighting.
01:43:28
Even though nobody really gets hurt, the algorithm will shadow various.
01:43:34
Well, what is an exclamation
01:43:36
of surprise, astonishment or disbelief?
01:43:39
Often used to express high pitched comedic shock or indignation?
01:43:48
When you're just, is it?
01:43:50
Were you asking or telling?
01:43:54
I was kind of reading.
01:43:56
I was I was bored of the story.
01:44:01
On the grass outside of the 229th Street home,
01:44:05
police say the man and woman walking the dog were stabbed.
01:44:08
And then another man was slashed.
01:44:10
A third man was taken into custody and a knife was recovered from the scene.
01:44:13
Police sources say the man slashed was the suspect's father.
01:44:18
Mom, Donny's New York.
01:44:19
There it is. Everyone.
01:44:22
They said they on some type of a safety ship
01:44:25
before the entire New York City
01:44:29
Manhattan area floods.
01:44:32
That was a sequitur.
01:44:33
Okay, we shouldn't do this.
01:44:36
Pause right now.
01:44:37
Pause, pause, pause also does not go into this one just yet.
01:44:40
So, Oh, no.
01:44:42
No. Gary's lawn mower.
01:44:47
Versus my in Gary Toro.
01:44:50
Yes. John Deere.
01:44:51
I'm not even going to go that far yet.
01:44:54
This is what is it that scared it?
01:44:58
Sure. Oh, yeah.
01:44:59
Where is it?
01:45:00
Oh, you killed earlier because I wasn't.
01:45:02
I forgot to unshare whatever. Yes.
01:45:04
I didn't want to.
01:45:05
I had to know.
01:45:07
I totally forgot it was up here. My.
01:45:13
Who's that?
01:45:13
A source?
01:45:15
Oh, I undid the wrong one.
01:45:17
That's collar.
01:45:18
So this is what we're looking at.
01:45:20
Okay, here we go.
01:45:21
Yeah. This is what we're looking at right
01:45:23
in. Rather than you've got more stars than me rather than you.
01:45:27
Read ahead. Yours has this. It's not.
01:45:29
Yeah, but mine only has one review.
01:45:31
Yours a six. Yeah. I don't know what this is going off of.
01:45:33
So can you click on it so we can see it.
01:45:36
Because it's not very. Well I guess it's big.
01:45:38
No that's fine we're fine. That's not the point.
01:45:40
The point is it's green.
01:45:43
The fact Gary's argument,
01:45:45
Gary had one main argument.
01:45:47
And we'll get to that in a second.
01:45:48
So the Toro Titan, Max 60 and the John Deere XP 30
01:45:51
are fundamentally different machines built for different purposes.
01:45:53
The Toro is a high speed
01:45:56
processor pro, a prosumer
01:46:00
pro, as you and me are zero turn mower
01:46:03
designed for large, flat acreage, while the John Deere is a premium residential
01:46:07
lawn tractor built for precision and on smaller properties.
01:46:13
So you go looking at this, it sounds like Gary's is better, I guess.
01:46:16
I don't know. I don't know the efficiency of the Toro Titan.
01:46:18
Max 60 is significantly faster, capable of covering up to 4.9 acres per hour.
01:46:24
Zero turn maneuverability and massive 60 inch data
01:46:27
make it ideal for properties ranging from 2 to 5 acres.
01:46:31
Versatility and controls.
01:46:33
The John Deere XP 30 uses twin touch foot pedals for intuitive steering,
01:46:36
whereas the Toro uses traditional dual level TR controls as a tractor.
01:46:42
The XP 30 is better suited for towing attachments like sprayers or carts.
01:46:48
Durability.
01:46:49
The Toro is built with a ten gauge hardened steel features serviceable
01:46:53
as long for oil filter changes and extended machine life.
01:46:56
The John Deere features a heavy duty 12 gauge welded steel frame, but is, but its
01:46:59
transmission is generally considered a non-service of serviceable consumer unit
01:47:06
quality.
01:47:06
Both provide high quality finishes, but the Toro is noted for better grass
01:47:09
dispersion and a striped look without extra kit.
01:47:15
The John Deere XP 30 is praised for its exquisite quality
01:47:18
and superior performance on unusual weeds,
01:47:22
so it doesn't sound like your show about weeds.
01:47:26
Your thing is better, but
01:47:30
the argument that you always brought
01:47:33
was that yours is a tractor
01:47:37
and mine was not.
01:47:40
Yours is more active than mine is.
01:47:42
So okay, you already you're already hedging, right?
01:47:45
Technically both are lawnmowers, but they fall in two different
01:47:48
subcategories under the John the journal.
01:47:51
Clearly I'm currently clinging for, but
01:47:54
yet it is that I'm barely clinging to this.
01:47:57
The John Deere XP 30 is a lawn tractor.
01:48:01
It looks like a small tractor with the steering wheel on a front mounted engine.
01:48:04
It's designed to mow, but it can also pull trailers, spreaders, and snow blowers.
01:48:09
Because of the steering wheel and front wheels, it has much wider turning radius.
01:48:12
Tutorial blah blah blah is a zero turn lawn mower.
01:48:16
It is also never.
01:48:17
It is almost never called a tractor.
01:48:19
So that's why I was trying to get that.
01:48:21
I read that and I'm like, I got this number you already back then
01:48:24
it has two lovers instead of a steering wheel.
01:48:26
No, I want to, I want to.
01:48:29
I did not realize I got a Frisbee,
01:48:32
because when I circle around some of my trees, or especially in the spring,
01:48:35
it mats the grass down.
01:48:36
Oh, shit. Ton, because I circle in the same spot.
01:48:39
Yeah, I read that that zero turn doesn't do that kind of shit.
01:48:42
Right? Because you, like, turn.
01:48:44
You're not working against the grain when you turn.
01:48:46
When you're turning
01:48:49
people.
01:48:49
I mean, hauling a trailer with the zero turn,
01:48:52
you can get a tangled mess real quick.
01:48:56
Oh, because of that added, right? Yeah.
01:48:58
I mean, you know what you're doing. Yeah. I'm sure you could pull.
01:49:00
It's got enough horsepower. That was the other thing.
01:49:02
The one has. Yeah. Yeah, I think he was.
01:49:05
I was like, but I think yours is like for more horsepower than mine.
01:49:10
Wow. And so yours does win on the performance scale,
01:49:13
but mine is a lawn tractor.
01:49:15
Yours is just a lawn mower. So many tractor.
01:49:18
Mine's cooler.
01:49:18
Yeah, yeah. Yours is more versatile.
01:49:22
The versatility though.
01:49:23
I mean, I do pull the, the the lawn sweeper with it,
01:49:28
but you can't go reverse for more than a few feet
01:49:32
without getting a mess on your hands spinning.
01:49:36
Well, then you just stop and do it again, right?
01:49:39
Yeah.
01:49:40
Oh, yeah.
01:49:42
I mean, mine has mine has its issues, also, so we can both shine on them,
01:49:45
but, mine was, technically free, so
01:49:50
thank thank you, Mom and dad.
01:49:51
Yeah.
01:49:51
You say, technically, I'm still all I hear. So
01:49:56
hold on.
01:49:57
I know I did a lot of stuff over the years to earn that
01:50:00
right, to be technically free.
01:50:01
What is what is technically free?
01:50:03
I mean, how much is how much did you pay for it to be technically free?
01:50:06
Zero, because my parents bought it.
01:50:08
Then I was I did a lot of things for them for years.
01:50:10
Then it was free.
01:50:13
It was actually free. Free?
01:50:15
Yeah.
01:50:15
Everybody does a lot of stuff for the parents.
01:50:18
I don't think that counts.
01:50:19
You don't get free weights.
01:50:21
I get credit over the top.
01:50:24
I gotta go, actually, here I've got, I've got a rant.
01:50:27
I try to keep the ledger square with everyone I know,
01:50:32
and I like to be on the plus side where I can,
01:50:37
I, I bring
01:50:38
baked goods with me to work every morning,
01:50:42
and I walk around the plant and I hand out cookies
01:50:45
every time this guy takes a cookie.
01:50:51
He shows up the next day
01:50:53
with a Ziploc bag with two cookies for me.
01:50:57
I cannot wait.
01:50:59
So you're you're passing out like mad Jack and the Beanstalk magic cookies.
01:51:04
This sounds like it's going to come out so they you give them a cookie,
01:51:07
they put it in the bag,
01:51:08
they come home, they come back, and it has turned into two cookies.
01:51:11
Three cookies.
01:51:13
So sounds like you can easily get out of control
01:51:16
for every cookie I get.
01:51:19
How many?
01:51:20
How many cookies do?
01:51:24
And right now it's free, so it multiplies.
01:51:26
Two cookies, three cookies every.
01:51:31
So you bring him one cookie.
01:51:32
You, you, he brings you two.
01:51:34
You then retaliate by bringing three.
01:51:36
He then brings you six.
01:51:39
Or does he bring you four?
01:51:40
You are now.
01:51:41
You are now in a pointless war.
01:51:45
I have you,
01:51:46
have you have you sit outside the door.
01:51:49
No. You go, you go.
01:51:50
No, you go. No you go.
01:51:52
Just been too polite.
01:51:54
No, I shut up.
01:51:56
And if if I'm trying to win
01:51:57
a politeness contest, I will just finally just stand there
01:52:00
and shut up and wait for them to do what I said the first time.
01:52:02
And eventually they'll just stare and then do it.
01:52:05
Nobody will just stand there silently.
01:52:07
This is a stalemate. For how long?
01:52:09
Both I and each other try to be.
01:52:11
As soon as I stop talking and pissing each other, you might end up in a fight.
01:52:14
Listen, has the count ever counted?
01:52:16
Or is that crossing into Cookie Monster territory?
01:52:20
Here comes the Blitz and here he come.
01:52:23
Because I can't get
01:52:26
my side of the ledger up on him
01:52:28
with the cookie math going on here,
01:52:32
I skip his wing of the plan like you know anybody eight inches off
01:52:37
my dick in the stage and beyond is from mine.
01:52:42
They don't get any cookies because I don't want to go by him
01:52:47
and then snub him.
01:52:49
You've never been like you've
01:52:51
never retaliated with three cookies.
01:52:55
That's the thing that should be given next time.
01:52:58
That's a given.
01:52:59
Next move.
01:53:02
I show up with the whole container and I open it for everybody,
01:53:06
and they can take the bag with you.
01:53:09
The same thing he does to you.
01:53:10
Even just even just sneak it in there when he's not there to set it on the shit
01:53:13
and then don't say anything,
01:53:16
all right?
01:53:17
You got a trump. You actually his kindness.
01:53:19
I thought that's what I thought. That's where this story was going.
01:53:21
You got to trump his kindness.
01:53:22
You got a billion punches
01:53:25
going okay, I'm going to filter approaches.
01:53:28
Good.
01:53:31
Yeah.
01:53:31
Okay. He's doing them.
01:53:34
Let me do.
01:53:37
So I'm going to be comfortable with six words
01:53:40
and leave it on as best.
01:53:44
Six. What are you guys number.
01:53:46
Wait. Give him one cookie.
01:53:47
Wait until he gives over.
01:53:49
And then give them three for these three.
01:53:52
Everybody. You got to double him.
01:53:55
I he's just giving you one extra though.
01:53:56
He's just giving you one extra.
01:53:57
He's not technically doubling.
01:53:59
You don't know that yet.
01:54:01
Wait for him to make that move.
01:54:02
Otherwise this cookie thing, you're going to get to 1620
01:54:05
before you know, and then you're giving each other fucking boxes, okay?
01:54:07
It's not like it's exponential quickly,
01:54:10
but so you want you're going to just throw that ball was caught then I guess.
01:54:13
Right. Okay.
01:54:14
Yeah I could see a jerk about it
01:54:16
because then yeah his next step is how many cookies.
01:54:19
So he's got to be like, fucking do I need to?
01:54:21
Is this my move. Because I see what he's doing.
01:54:23
The math is there.
01:54:24
So like his next move after that would be how many cookies then?
01:54:29
Its cookies are darn good too.
01:54:31
So it was a question 3232
01:54:36
is that they started with two and they went to four.
01:54:38
So that one he would have to retaliate with eight,
01:54:42
retaliate with eight ones.
01:54:44
That was that.
01:54:45
Grandma, did you bring that bitch back in here or we go back with eight.
01:54:49
And up to that point, were you adding or multiplying?
01:54:55
I was just opening the Tupperware.
01:54:58
It was up to him to take as many as he wanted.
01:55:00
Most people take to.
01:55:03
Are you sure he was the only one?
01:55:04
Hey, I like your cookies are good, but try mine.
01:55:07
Like, was it kind of like, whose dick is bigger?
01:55:09
As far as it was bigger? Yeah, yeah.
01:55:12
Have you. Is he not done this three times?
01:55:17
Three times?
01:55:19
More Screams.
01:55:20
This ain't a fucking cookie. That was it, I believe. Oh, no.
01:55:23
I believe you're on some kind of two day questioning it.
01:55:25
After three, I stopped.
01:55:28
Has he been trying to establish top dominance cookie dominance.
01:55:32
Been known to do this type of thing prior to showing up there?
01:55:36
Has he been a generous cookie donor prior to this?
01:55:38
Never.
01:55:39
Have you known?
01:55:40
Never prior in his before you got no one's ever done?
01:55:42
No, no. No one's ever gone. That's weird.
01:55:45
So cookie out of him. Quick question.
01:55:46
Because I was thinking about this the other day.
01:55:48
As far as you know, pre Dave post Dave, like you're in a different scenario.
01:55:54
You're probably you're, you know, at this point you're probably
01:55:57
equal or better off less off what he is for this in the better better or better.
01:56:02
Yeah. Okay. So it worked out in the long run regardless
01:56:06
it's a better yes.
01:56:08
Better off is okay.
01:56:09
Yeah I yes yeah I did that.
01:56:12
Yeah I went from my brother.
01:56:14
Yeah a mom and pop thing to a fortune 500 company.
01:56:16
Yeah. Monday.
01:56:20
Yeah.
01:56:21
Making money.
01:56:22
Dave. Hi, Dave.
01:56:25
Yeah.
01:56:25
Back in federal.
01:56:30
That's good news.
01:56:31
Similar conditions go to the.
01:56:34
I don't know, I feel like maybe we've seen.
01:56:36
Is this a I almost feel like we've we've seen this before,
01:56:39
but maybe not because, like, I get these weird, like, post
01:56:44
thought and post event premonitions where I'm like, man,
01:56:46
I feel like I've thought that before. I feel like I've said that before.
01:56:49
And then I'm like, yeah, I definitely like, I have this weird post
01:56:53
memory that just kind of comes out later.
01:56:56
Like, I'll think of something
01:56:57
and I'll be like, man, I need to tell it to my brother.
01:56:59
And then I'll like an hour or two later,
01:57:00
I'll be like, fuck, I think I already told him that before.
01:57:04
It's weird.
01:57:04
All right?
01:57:07
I don't know why he doesn't come out in the moment.
01:57:08
I don't know why.
01:57:09
It takes me like out of the blue, two hours, three hours later, sometimes
01:57:13
several days. Like it's weird.
01:57:15
Why you got to specify blue?
01:57:18
There's a, foreign story
01:57:21
my mother has, Well, Mother's Day dementia, and
01:57:26
and she's getting up in years age.
01:57:30
But this one, this was me showing dementia.
01:57:34
I wanted to get her a movie that she would enjoy.
01:57:37
Have you seen that?
01:57:37
And. And so.
01:57:41
There's a film you're good with,
01:57:44
with Will's name, and it's called iron.
01:57:48
Will Ferrell.
01:57:50
And it's about a guy doing the bobsled race, young kid,
01:57:55
with this, with this, sled pulling dogs.
01:57:58
And I bought my mother land.
01:58:01
Hold on.
01:58:02
I the dogs pull the bobsled down, but
01:58:07
I'm sorry.
01:58:09
Yeah. That's not right.
01:58:11
What's the, That's what it's. They're like.
01:58:14
They're trying to get away from it.
01:58:16
The bobsled is going down the track, and the dogs are trying to run away from it.
01:58:21
Yeah, I didn't say I did a ride.
01:58:23
What is that? The dog?
01:58:24
I think it's just I got run. There it is.
01:58:27
Yes. Okay.
01:58:27
It runs.
01:58:30
I did a run.
01:58:31
So he did this. I did a run.
01:58:33
You did a ride?
01:58:35
What the fuck?
01:58:37
And so it's a Disney film.
01:58:39
So it's a good, wholesome movie.
01:58:41
And I thought my mother would enjoy it.
01:58:43
I don't know, it's a ride, but
01:58:46
the same thought process two years in a row,
01:58:50
because I was close to my mother's selection.
01:58:54
And sure enough, I got it for twice her DVD collection.
01:58:58
Was She Pretend?
01:59:02
She didn't know?
01:59:04
Yeah, she didn't notice. I did.
01:59:07
Right?
01:59:07
Right.
01:59:08
Both saw it, forgot it, and then you're like,
01:59:10
oh, that was good. Then you went to
01:59:11
put it in the alphabetical order and you're like, hold on.
01:59:15
So yeah.
01:59:16
So that was.
01:59:18
Yeah.
01:59:22
Well, it was the same thought process, but.
01:59:26
And I had the same. Right.
01:59:27
So gift it to a friend.
01:59:29
It was so good. You bought it twice.
01:59:31
Yeah.
01:59:33
All DVDs are obsolete until you probably give a comeback.
01:59:38
Physical media is making a comeback. Then.
01:59:41
Supposedly.
01:59:42
I think it's a cassette tape. Yes.
01:59:45
The a lot of the shit
01:59:49
goes back to all these,
01:59:52
all kinds of TV shows that are, aren't,
01:59:55
didn't are using
01:59:56
that used copyrighted music at the time that got away with it are like
02:00:00
removing copyrighted things and removing offensive things, and people
02:00:05
kind of want to go back to a solid medium that can't be changed,
02:00:08
that they can go back to and have that nostalgia.
02:00:12
I honestly don't give a shit.
02:00:13
I'm not sure I'd like to have it be in its original form, but at the same time, I.
02:00:17
How many times are you going to relive the same horseshit?
02:00:19
I'd rather have it be edited down so I can go.
02:00:22
Oh, yeah, I remember that shit.
02:00:23
Let me move on with my life because I'm an adult now.
02:00:25
You know, I used to have to carry a briefcase around full of cassette tapes.
02:00:29
Fuck you. I'm not going back. Yeah.
02:00:32
Now I
02:00:32
have access to every song that ever existed before my time.
02:00:35
At any time.
02:00:37
Yeah.
02:00:40
I mean, I'm all for nostalgic.
02:00:41
I'm all for needle hits or whatever the fuck people like about vinyl.
02:00:46
The.
02:00:48
I really appreciate flack.
02:00:50
If you're really into music, try to find a set of MP3's, find Flac files.
02:00:55
They're like completely uncompressed.
02:00:57
They'll be the most awesome music experience you've ever heard.
02:01:01
Jay-Z.
02:01:01
All that, all those dudes, you know, all those DVDs are compressed to the hilt.
02:01:07
Jay-Z.
02:01:09
This is saying, can you move closer to the mic so
02:01:12
your jaw draw, slow down, get closer to the microphone.
02:01:17
Let's go bros.
02:01:19
The five nine don't talk over me, Fabolous.
02:01:22
We only want to hear the crinkling,
02:01:24
you don't talk.
02:01:25
Oh yeah, oh yeah. Eminem.
02:01:29
Yeah.
02:01:29
Well 50 cent when he was good.
02:01:33
Oh be trace
02:01:36
freakin Kanye West Wu-Tang, Redman.
02:01:41
Yeah. Why are you good?
02:01:43
Wu-Tang.
02:01:44
Oh old dirty bastard stained.
02:01:47
And then,
02:01:50
that's a lot of nice,
02:01:52
kid rock, kid rock, Uncle Kracker,
02:01:58
Tupac two.
02:01:59
I understand your divisions with the few Bone Thugs and Harmony
02:02:04
Sky, Linkin Park, Boxcar Racer,
02:02:07
Linkin Park, Good Charlotte.
02:02:11
Presidents, the United States of America, frickin raging.
02:02:15
It's great.
02:02:17
Okay, okay. We'll do it.
02:02:19
Let me say, oh my.
02:02:22
Okay, okay, put your Collins
02:02:26
Woodstock 94,
02:02:29
Jimmy Fallon,
02:02:31
blink 182 WB you go, you ask the music.
02:02:35
And I think that's what it keeps going.
02:02:37
Yeah WWF the music two volumes the Loc Snoop Dogg mace Cameron
02:02:44
trick trick Nelly
02:02:47
ice Cube again I don't know why the other Ice Cube
02:02:50
titty, Nappy Roots,
02:02:54
juvenile, Bubba Sparks
02:02:57
I love this shit.
02:02:58
N.e.r.d clips Benny Seagull,
02:03:02
Nori, Memphis bleep, Young Guns.
02:03:06
You can see all my influences here. This is great. You.
02:03:08
Well Santana I'm just reliving a few moments later, right?
02:03:12
I got to be honest, in 153 episodes, Kirk Francis is the worst,
02:03:18
Mike Jones worst jaws story ever done be and fucking black Street.
02:03:23
So the next thing you know influences growing up.
02:03:25
Tell me I ain't a fucking. I'm tell me I'm a racist.
02:03:28
When people try to say that like, oh, look,
02:03:32
dude. Fuck.
02:03:34
So when was the last time you played one of those?
02:03:38
The seeds themselves.
02:03:40
Not in forever, but the music.
02:03:42
Yeah, because I've got Apple Music
02:03:45
Street in
02:03:46
my 64 track in the free Jabba the Dope.
02:03:50
Went to the gym to get the scoop gibber out there cold shootin some hoops.
02:03:55
I can't believe you put one of those seeds in.
02:03:57
Who could it be?
02:03:58
A fresh, all you know, rolling jabber G.
02:04:01
He rolls out his window and he jibber to say we're all about back in that gibber.
02:04:06
Kia cries.
02:04:07
The boys in the gibber are always hard.
02:04:09
We are were to be hidden tunnels
02:04:12
similar to the descriptions of the biblical account.
02:04:15
Oh, yeah, those are our next guest.
02:04:17
Says his newly found evidence can prove that Noah's Ark did, in fact, exist,
02:04:22
turning this biblical mystery into a reality.
02:04:25
Us now from Turkey is one of those researchers from Noah's Ark school.
02:04:30
Andrew Jones.
02:04:31
Andrew, thank you so much for joining us and for all the good work
02:04:34
that you're doing. This is fascinating.
02:04:36
Tell us about your findings that could prove the real life
02:04:40
existence of Noah's Ark.
02:04:42
You're mocking me, aren't you?
02:04:43
Thank you for having me on. Yes.
02:04:45
Greetings from the mountains of, er.
02:04:47
The Bible.
02:04:48
Yes. That's the ark landed. Yeah.
02:04:50
I'm about one mile from the original.
02:04:52
I'm sold.
02:04:53
I mean, the Bible says it's there and he's there.
02:04:57
Yeah, well,
02:04:57
I mean, if there's a book you use, turn it off.
02:05:01
That's it.
02:05:04
Any borders?
02:05:05
Yeah. All set. What area there's boat from.
02:05:07
Oh, and it explains the Iran war mission was discovered in 1959.
02:05:12
But our new research has shown that there are tunnels about four meters down.
02:05:17
You want to do yourself a favor instead of acting
02:05:19
like the fucking beginning of Star Wars, why don't you back up your,
02:05:23
up your drone a few hundred feet and show me the entire shape?
02:05:26
And it's going to clearly look like a fucking ark or not.
02:05:31
But instead, you're doing this ominous, I mean, thousands of year old, like.
02:05:35
I mean, it
02:05:37
about two meters high going down the center of the boat.
02:05:40
But do you see my point, though?
02:05:42
Why don't they have definitive footage instead of this ominous theatrical
02:05:47
nonsense?
02:05:47
Sometimes these weird ass countries
02:05:49
don't want people to, like, touch the dirt and shit.
02:05:52
They've got, like, weird rules.
02:05:53
And if, like, they'll, like, chop your fucking hands off and shit,
02:05:56
I don't know, a lot of times or weird or touch that rules.
02:06:01
It's a business.
02:06:03
That's why they have to.
02:06:04
That's why they're able to do this ground radar in these days.
02:06:08
That's what the fucking generic pyramids.
02:06:10
They don't want people poking around underneath the pyramids.
02:06:12
Because number one, it's like, you know, an ancient artifact.
02:06:15
So it's like when you start fucking with it, you destroy it
02:06:17
any time you touch it at all or do anything with it, it gets destroyed.
02:06:21
And so degraded.
02:06:22
But you might not necessarily destroy destroyed.
02:06:24
Well, that's that's what I'm saying.
02:06:25
It's not destroyed permanently.
02:06:27
But you are degrading it.
02:06:29
Fine. We'll use your terminology.
02:06:30
But that's the whole.
02:06:32
The whole point is, is they don't fuck with that shit.
02:06:35
But that's why they're this ground penetrating
02:06:38
radar technology that's becoming more radar advanced targets.
02:06:42
You will.
02:06:42
You're able to get a better idea of what the fuck is underneath
02:06:45
the surface without poking and fucking literally.
02:06:48
Oh my God, that's literally what gaydar does.
02:06:54
But that's what they're doing though.
02:06:55
It lets you know what's
02:06:56
without poking around.
02:06:58
Come on man, that's it doesn't get any better than that.
02:07:01
Well, let's just put it on the pretty.
02:07:04
It has a shape. Wait.
02:07:06
But so you you're going to they are going to show the coming
02:07:10
that that was obviously a drone shot. No. But they're going to get to that.
02:07:13
This is just fucking this is just like this just happened bruh.
02:07:16
Fucking slow down. What do you want?
02:07:18
Just start digging with a shovel.
02:07:19
They want to, like make sure they
02:07:20
they're not fucking stuff up as they're excavating this stuff.
02:07:23
No, ancient potentially or not.
02:07:25
But regardless there's cavern.
02:07:26
So there's something or not in there.
02:07:29
There's tunnel. I have the drone.
02:07:31
I want the drone to show a fucking shot.
02:07:33
That's all I want to go. Well.
02:07:37
It, in fact, showing you
02:07:39
know, turning this biblical mystery into a reality.
02:07:43
Joining us now from Turkey
02:07:44
is one of those researchers from Noah's Ark scans, Andrew Jones.
02:07:48
Andrew, thank you so much for joining us and for all the good work
02:07:51
that you're doing. This is fascinating.
02:07:53
Tell us about your find it.
02:07:55
We left sight edge of the hull shape.
02:07:57
And so we're we really believe that drone with layout tunnels
02:08:01
and also going to get a drone possible support beams and walls
02:08:05
would suggest that it's a manmade object and not just a natural formation.
02:08:09
Yeah. Many geologists disagree with that.
02:08:11
They say look, this is just a natural formation.
02:08:15
But but gosh, Andrew, when I look at that doesn't look very like a bowl to me.
02:08:20
What's your response to those bursts?
02:08:24
Again, I mean, shutting it off at the beginning
02:08:27
was a joke, but her fucking argument wins it.
02:08:31
Natural formation.
02:08:33
But but gosh Andrew, when I look at that, it doesn't look very much like a bowl
02:08:37
to me. Look like a bowl.
02:08:40
Hey, what's your response?
02:08:41
Answer those geologists.
02:08:45
Give us
02:08:46
he says geologist like it's gypsy or something.
02:08:51
Yeah, it's
02:08:54
amazing but but gosh Andrew
02:08:55
when I look at that, doesn't look very much like a bowl to me.
02:08:59
What's your response to those geologists?
02:09:04
That scare quote. Yeah.
02:09:05
So first of all you have to explain
02:09:07
how did an earthen formation get into the shape of a ship?
02:09:10
And then did he say earthen?
02:09:13
It's kind of in the shape of earthiness, to be honest.
02:09:16
And then the shape of a penis.
02:09:19
It's really cocked, you know, to be honest.
02:09:21
These are the heads. Like, extra, like ready to go.
02:09:24
The shaft is just more of an outline.
02:09:25
And it's true, you know, and it's exactly 300 cubits long,
02:09:30
which is the length given in the book of Genesis and the Bible.
02:09:33
Cubits. And so we have the exact length.
02:09:35
We have the ship shape and but I you go look at it.
02:09:39
We don't know how cubit
02:09:41
I might be a moron, but we don't know exactly how long a qubit is,
02:09:46
is what I thought it I it's a I thought it was a standard
02:09:52
designation at this point in.
02:09:56
When the right location.
02:09:57
Well and that we're also seeing
02:09:59
that the soil inside is different from right outside the formation.
02:10:03
So we have three times more organic matter.
02:10:07
It's like that's inside, I guess, versus right outside.
02:10:10
It's a state object and lots of things up inside.
02:10:12
It's exactly 300 cubits round.
02:10:15
And yeah, or it's 500 cubic feet or 180 cubits, that becomes a problem.
02:10:20
So know when you're going to typically, roughly 17 to 21in.
02:10:25
So if you're talking about like the longer the span the more off you are.
02:10:28
So you have you know what I mean.
02:10:31
Yeah. Yeah yeah.
02:10:32
You can be an extended like
02:10:35
well yeah, you could just be all over the place.
02:10:38
Yeah.
02:10:38
So you have, you have a larger, a largest like a row.
02:10:40
Try to make the globe into a flat paper.
02:10:43
They had problems with the width so they had to stretch.
02:10:46
Yeah.
02:10:46
So it by the time you get how many cubits did he say it was? 300.
02:10:51
That's what the Bible says. Jesus Christ. Yeah.
02:10:53
I don't saying the Bible says they say, they say it's the greatest.
02:10:57
300 times 17 is, 5100
02:11:03
weight.
02:11:05
Versus 6300.
02:11:08
So, I mean, it's 1000ft plus difference.
02:11:13
There's a lot, but it's a lot.
02:11:16
It is 5 to 6000.
02:11:18
It is like. Yes.
02:11:19
And then when you consider these stories were about 1500 years to 3000 years,
02:11:23
sometimes 5000 years after the event happened.
02:11:26
Right.
02:11:26
And there could be some degradation of the I don't just little qubit of the vessel.
02:11:31
Let's say you get 81in open the this is your this is your topic.
02:11:34
Let's say you
02:11:36
I'm, I love the, the Ark story.
02:11:39
It's a great the flood myth is one of my favorites.
02:11:43
There's there's several versions.
02:11:48
And, that's
02:11:50
not what they found on Mount Ararat.
02:11:53
Error. Ararat.
02:11:55
But I, I read I rack Ararat.
02:11:59
Ararat.
02:12:00
The coolest thing we found in Turkey, besides Gobekli
02:12:04
and the other turkey, is they've got these,
02:12:08
tunnel cities, underground and, you know,
02:12:12
so that's why I was saying, well, he's I think that's what they're talking about.
02:12:15
There's literally what they're
02:12:17
we should call tunnel cities.
02:12:18
That's what it's what this story reminds me of.
02:12:22
But at least what I'm talking about is real.
02:12:24
And this is maybe the phony nonsense.
02:12:30
That would be cool.
02:12:31
Do you think that helps thousands of people?
02:12:33
They've got working ventilation down there.
02:12:36
Yeah, it was like some type of a meteorite catastrophe, right?
02:12:41
I would assume.
02:12:42
So why else would you go underground then?
02:12:43
I guess, like for shelter.
02:12:45
And you don't know about would.
02:12:46
And we have no idea why or just incredibly stupid
02:12:52
guy was doing renovations
02:12:53
in the 1950s and he knocked through a wall
02:12:57
and got to this chamber and he said, man, we found a tunnel.
02:13:03
And he walked down the tunnel and he found
02:13:06
us this tunnel system
02:13:09
that would house 20,000 or more people with a working ventilation system
02:13:14
with, vents out out of the rock solid rock
02:13:19
formation, all carved on rock.
02:13:22
And so in order to to have vents
02:13:25
to the surface, you have to plan these.
02:13:29
You have to you have to carve through the rock
02:13:32
to the surface with
02:13:35
thing in mind, because you can't move a tunnel through rock.
02:13:39
And and once you drill up
02:13:42
to the surface like that, there's nothing supporting what's above.
02:13:46
So you have to wait for what's coming up.
02:13:49
What the fuck is that?
02:13:52
So that's the trick is universities will be able to do that.
02:13:55
And so that's the plan.
02:13:57
And that's what we've suggested.
02:13:58
And we even willing to help with designing a robot
02:14:01
that can go down into these tunnels and film and take samples.
02:14:04
I understand that you're going to
02:14:07
is which
02:14:08
probably answers my next question for me, but in your heart of hearts,
02:14:12
based upon all the time and all the effort that you have put into this,
02:14:16
do you truly believe that you have found
02:14:20
Noah's Ark?
02:14:24
In your heart, in your heart of hearts?
02:14:27
I mean, where exactly is that?
02:14:32
That's not so.
02:14:33
It's not just a way of heart of rain, but.
02:14:36
But like the gray away, away, away from your brain
02:14:41
in the heart of your.
02:14:42
Yes, I do believe that this is the real
02:14:44
decayed, buried remains of Noah's Ark, the famous ship.
02:14:48
And we're doing our best to convince the skeptics and show the world this site.
02:14:53
And so it looks like it can researchers working.
02:14:55
And so when when I look at this myth,
02:14:58
as you call it, I don't think the entire globe flooded.
02:15:01
I think just the entire settled world of what it was,
02:15:05
it area, Mesopotamia, whatever it was called, the
02:15:11
the land of boulevard,
02:15:15
whatever that little area was, it was surrounded by sea.
02:15:19
It's still surrounded by seas.
02:15:20
It could have easily flooded,
02:15:23
maybe not easily, but it could have flooded.
02:15:29
I don't I don't know, there isn't there
02:15:32
also like sedimentary proof in the layers of something, somewhere?
02:15:37
No, there have to be. Yes.
02:15:43
What about those missing?
02:15:44
What about the missing period? They.
02:15:45
Now they're realizing there's just a whole chunk missing.
02:15:50
The 300 years that are missing.
02:15:53
Is it 300?
02:15:55
Like I give a subject, but you've changed the video.
02:15:58
Come on.
02:15:58
300, 300 cubits.
02:16:00
Don't pull it up unless you're ready to go. But.
02:16:04
Oh my God. So there's nobody.
02:16:06
I don't know who else here absolutely hates people who bicycle on the road.
02:16:10
The me I buy, I buy them,
02:16:14
I don't, I don't bicycle.
02:16:16
Are you one of them?
02:16:17
Oh, there's only three kinds of people.
02:16:18
Do you think of this?
02:16:19
That bicycle?
02:16:22
The deadbeats.
02:16:24
Those are like children.
02:16:26
The deadbeats. Children.
02:16:27
DUI guy.
02:16:29
Yes. They don't. They get a squeegees.
02:16:31
They're just dead. Right? Okay, so.
02:16:35
And then the, the guy with the bandits
02:16:38
shorts in the back, that's a douche bag.
02:16:41
I think so.
02:16:43
Deadbeats and douchebags, I see three. Luke?
02:16:46
Luke, are you still here?
02:16:48
It's not like you're better.
02:16:50
Send a picture of your helmet and your clicking
02:16:53
bicycle pedals.
02:16:56
You're Gary.
02:16:57
I know Gary feels the way I have Brady.
02:16:59
Brady you do. You defend the cyclists.
02:17:02
Gary do you defend the cyclists at all in this scenario?
02:17:05
Well, so I'm torn because we're supposed to be law and order.
02:17:08
We're supposed to follow the law.
02:17:09
The law says ride on the fucking street and the law says there's this.
02:17:14
Yeah.
02:17:14
Does riding on the side is way, way more unsafe
02:17:19
than it is for the walkers, than it is for the bikes on the street?
02:17:22
Apparently bikes down the street.
02:17:25
So that's why we're trying to do,
02:17:27
there's no other who says ride on the cycling?
02:17:31
Yeah.
02:17:32
No, there's a shitload of rules.
02:17:34
I have to follow the same rules that you do.
02:17:37
Yeah, all the same.
02:17:38
Go the speed limit.
02:17:39
I can't, but but it's not to get the fuck off the road.
02:17:44
You don't understand the word.
02:17:45
You know what?
02:17:45
If my car can't limit, I pull it off to the side of the road
02:17:49
and I get it fixed, you know, go ahead.
02:17:52
You're breaking logic, and understanding is in the word limit.
02:17:57
It's not.
02:17:58
There's no floor.
02:17:59
There's no there's no flaw in the speed.
02:18:01
You can go as soon as you want.
02:18:03
And if you are following all the other rules like they are in a pack, like this,
02:18:06
what if you were, I don't know.
02:18:08
Let's say you were a John Deere tractor. I'll just grab something out of the blue.
02:18:12
You're allowed to ride on the road.
02:18:14
I was our way to Gary's house, and I got stuck behind some stupid thing.
02:18:19
It wasn't a tractor.
02:18:20
I don't remember what it was, but it can only go, like 15 miles an hour.
02:18:24
I had a choice to make.
02:18:25
I could either drive through it.
02:18:27
I guess I could have tried to drive through it.
02:18:30
It was a TV or like a harvester.
02:18:34
I don't ever remember, dude.
02:18:35
It was getting dark and it was just.
02:18:38
I think it was just a giant truck,
02:18:40
like one of those weird v shaped trucks that either whole grain or dirt. But
02:18:45
I had motorcycles to pass.
02:18:47
And then I was coming up to a dirt road.
02:18:50
My point is, there's something impeding you.
02:18:52
Go ahead.
02:18:53
Generally has to ride
02:18:56
as close to the right side of the road as practicable.
02:18:59
Practical pull.
02:19:01
And they are.
02:19:02
But are you going to say the guy is traveling slower than traffic?
02:19:05
However, they may take the lane
02:19:08
right in the middle when it is unsafe to share,
02:19:12
preparing for a left turn or passing a vehicle.
02:19:15
You're saying, sure, it sounds like there's a bike lane.
02:19:19
I don't know, just just a general question.
02:19:20
I do bikes have the to ride on the side, or can they just ride in the middle of
02:19:25
a road?
02:19:26
Each each city has its own ordinance they control.
02:19:28
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure there's different standards for
02:19:32
there's also different terrain.
02:19:33
And, you know, urban,
02:19:34
I would just assume that if you're a bicyclist,
02:19:36
you would just want to be as safe as possible.
02:19:38
You want to be like gay with your little buddies and ride right next to me.
02:19:40
Oh, look at you.
02:19:41
I get to look over and see you pedaling, too.
02:19:43
Oh, hey, how's it going?
02:19:45
Oh, dude.
02:19:46
Rather than just save, it's not safe if you're arguing with me.
02:19:49
Is is it safe?
02:19:50
No, I like I agree with you.
02:19:52
It's crazy. Unsafe cars.
02:19:54
No, this is a no passing zone. And this person is trying to pass.
02:19:57
Yeah.
02:19:58
Let's see the dancing segment.
02:20:00
Everybody knows though. He's just frustrated.
02:20:02
My opinion is the the bicyclist collides with the car.
02:20:06
So here's the problem I face a lot of the times
02:20:10
more times during the year than I can count.
02:20:13
On one hand, I have guys just decide
02:20:16
to plant or stroll across the street.
02:20:19
Am I to say you assholes burn?
02:20:24
So I should just.
02:20:24
Are you saying these
02:20:25
you have the same sense as a bird when you're riding your fucking bicycle?
02:20:28
Then get the fuck off the road.
02:20:30
No, I'm saying I have the same sense as a driver.
02:20:33
I have the same sense as a driver.
02:20:34
When I see a bird, a bicycle or a car in front of you.
02:20:37
Yeah.
02:20:37
So go ride your bike in a fucking subdivision where it's safe.
02:20:40
Why do you need to be on a main road? Like, what's wrong with you?
02:20:43
This is like those rules were written back when.
02:20:45
When?
02:20:45
When cars only went, like 20, 30 miles an hour max and most people rode
02:20:50
their bikes.
02:20:50
Places.
02:20:51
People these days don't ride their bikes to important places.
02:20:54
They ride them for exercise.
02:20:56
So go ride them for exercise somewhere fucking safe
02:20:58
and off the main fucking roads because you're causing more hazard
02:21:02
than you are fucking exercising and losing weight.
02:21:05
You're causing horseshit like this.
02:21:06
You're causing back up.
02:21:08
You weren't prepared for. Fucking hell yeah.
02:21:10
I've had issues where I pass the bike multiple times
02:21:13
because when I get to a stoplight, they go to the sidewalk and cross
02:21:17
and then go back in the main road, and I got to fucking pass them again.
02:21:19
If you're going to be a fucking car, be a car.
02:21:21
If you're going to be a fucking bike, be a fucking bike.
02:21:23
You can't be both.
02:21:25
If there's a sidewalk, fucking use it.
02:21:27
Go bicycle around a fucking track at a high school,
02:21:30
go around a neighborhood the fuck off a main road.
02:21:33
The fuck's wrong with you?
02:21:34
We all, we all graduated from this and we were fucking. Oh,
02:21:37
I remember when it when you were younger and it was cool to ride in the street.
02:21:41
These people never got past that mentality.
02:21:43
Fucking grow, grow.
02:21:47
Ride a
02:21:47
stationary bike while you watch TV, you dumb ass.
02:21:50
Why even ride a car or a truck?
02:21:53
Just go right to the rider car,
02:21:56
right? One day. Yeah.
02:21:59
Go good. Good company.
02:22:01
So wheels car?
02:22:04
Yes, I mean Gary's car.
02:22:05
Sorry.
02:22:06
You know what?
02:22:07
It will be next, right?
02:22:08
I've got the license plate. Helicopter?
02:22:11
Yeah, yeah, I assure you that car next week.
02:22:16
That's awesome. Okay.
02:22:17
Any other photos of it?
02:22:20
No, you don't need another photo of it.
02:22:22
That's yours at all.
02:22:27
Okay.
02:22:28
Wait.
02:22:28
He didn't even. Look. This guy is overdramatic, too.
02:22:31
He, like, he purposely kind of,
02:22:32
like, touches and falls into the vehicle and then goes, oh, no.
02:22:36
And then he barely falls to the ground and is like, oh,
02:22:39
Lucas, I got it recorded.
02:22:42
It makes you think the whole thing is is fake.
02:22:45
The guy's sounding his horn. All right.
02:22:47
So he's definitely letting them know, like, hey, can you like, move to the side?
02:22:51
And no one does, you know?
02:22:54
But apparently the guy in the car was a truck.
02:22:59
So what I don't understand is he's he's he's in the park on this day.
02:23:03
That is really not fair for passing.
02:23:05
I would have been on my horn the entire time behind them.
02:23:08
And then when it was fully clear
02:23:10
to the left side, I would have guessed the fuck out of it.
02:23:13
And and laid on my horn the entire time.
02:23:16
Went around them cleanly.
02:23:18
Hate hate hate hate hate hate in front of them.
02:23:20
Flip them off. Probably you would slow down,
02:23:24
like maybe govern their speed
02:23:25
to cause them to have to pass me, knowing that I can just speed up faster.
02:23:29
So I've done that with semis that were right my ass.
02:23:32
I know that they have to switch gears and so I'd
02:23:33
fucking go slow down and then speed up and then slow down and speed up.
02:23:38
Just, just so they have to fucking hop gears constantly.
02:23:41
Yeah.
02:23:42
Because they ride. You ride your ass even if you're speeding.
02:23:44
And it's like, yeah.
02:23:45
And they try to pass you when it's like, dude, you're, what are you doing?
02:23:48
I've been cut off by a fucking semi in almost
02:23:51
smushed between two semis because these people drive like assholes.
02:23:55
You're driving for work. I don't know why.
02:23:57
Sorry, that's a different rant, but.
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02:27:00
Oh, you ready to rumble?
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Yeah. Hell, yeah.
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Hell yeah.
02:27:15
So, yeah, this is interesting. So.
02:27:19
So the police get run over in this one lady.
02:27:23
Cop two. There's a lady cop that just got out of the car.
02:27:25
Of course. Yeah, it's kind of one of those.
02:27:27
You know that grape lady?
02:27:29
The grape lady that was stomping on the grapes and she fell on the,
02:27:33
it's kind of one.
02:27:33
It's kind of one of those that you you feel bad for her, but at the same time.
02:27:37
But. Yeah. Go ahead.
02:27:37
So another police vehicle rolls up.
02:27:40
Oh, oh.
02:27:43
Oh my God, what the fuck?
02:27:46
You're the,
02:27:51
You see what you're up.
02:27:54
Oh my God, I remember this.
02:27:55
We covered this.
02:27:57
This is all gold. This is great.
02:27:59
But we definitely covered this dude.
02:28:02
Oh, yeah.
02:28:03
I had a stink stir. Oh.
02:28:07
She. There's no way, dude, there's no way.
02:28:11
How did the guy keep driving at her?
02:28:14
Like, why?
02:28:14
Like, why don't you just crank it a little bit to the.
02:28:17
All right, wait, let me take it back, brother.
02:28:19
You're tired. Oh, yeah.
02:28:20
If her fur. If she got rolled up.
02:28:22
I think she was expecting to go to the side window.
02:28:24
And he was just like skirt.
02:28:27
She thought she was going to greet at the side window.
02:28:30
Dude, I crashed with, one of my buddies.
02:28:33
We were.
02:28:35
We were at the intersection.
02:28:37
Two different directions.
02:28:38
You know, I was going say north, and he was going west, and I said, hey,
02:28:44
meet me over at the park, which was kitty corner to where we both were
02:28:48
doing this motion.
02:28:50
What he saw was what he saw
02:28:53
was come next to me and we'll chat through our window.
02:28:56
So I looked over my shoulder to make sure nobody was coming and started to gas it.
02:28:59
And when I looked up, I was looking right at his face.
02:29:01
Dude, because he was coming around to to talk to me, you know, but I just.
02:29:05
And I barely moved.
02:29:06
I moved like six inches, but I fucking T-boned his car
02:29:09
and then scraped all the way up.
02:29:10
He's just like, do what the fuck?
02:29:12
From his point of view, he's like, meet me at the park.
02:29:14
I mean, he said, I said, come here, come here.
02:29:17
And then I just smashed into him.
02:29:19
Nothing happened.
02:29:21
Absolutely nothing happened to my car.
02:29:23
I want to edit that
02:29:24
because I totally could make you sound like you're
02:29:26
talking about a gay sex scenario with you and everybody, but it gets worse.
02:29:30
He was.
02:29:30
Yeah, he was fixing up like a 1970 something Nova.
02:29:35
It was. It was starting to look pretty sweet
02:29:39
until that.
02:29:39
Oh, no.
02:29:40
And it was
02:29:40
then it was two different colors down the side
02:29:42
because we had to get different panels for it all, because, you know.
02:29:45
Yeah.
02:29:46
Although these cars
02:29:47
I mean, I like it like you're still trying but and I get it's hard to color match.
02:29:51
But at a certain point I think you want maybe.
02:29:54
Yeah. No. He went with the it was blue.
02:29:56
It was like a sky blue.
02:29:57
The door was like a white silver.
02:29:59
And the the left fender panel was completely rust.
02:30:03
Whatever that primer
02:30:06
red primer.
02:30:08
I know I've gotten to a certain point on my vehicle that there's
02:30:10
some minor flaws to it, that it come to just give a character.
02:30:14
It's like, oh yeah, that's when the like, asshole
02:30:15
bumped him, bumped into me in a parking lot.
02:30:18
And I didn't realize or oh, that's when I saw to plugged into her
02:30:21
for undisclosed reasons. Yep.
02:30:25
Yeah.
02:30:25
She's rolled up under the tire. Dude, that's not good.
02:30:27
I thought she was faking it at first, I thought she was doing like.
02:30:31
Oh, she.
02:30:32
Yeah, she got rolled
02:30:33
because the because he's hooking, so he's, like rolling into her.
02:30:36
So it's like yeah, her
02:30:39
widely exposed.
02:30:40
It's got that nonzero turn at.
02:30:42
It's where it's like turning.
02:30:43
It's turning but also going against the grain.
02:30:46
So it's kind of grinding. Well also you know what I mean.
02:30:48
So her fucking if her thigh or calf got caught with that that can
02:30:53
they can roll that muscle right off that fucking bone.
02:30:56
He's like what.
02:30:57
It doesn't always cleanly roll over that shit.
02:30:59
That's usually when you're backing out.
02:31:00
And those are the backsliders that do that shit.
02:31:02
And then he backed over her.
02:31:04
Yeah, yeah. That's the worst thing you could do. Yeah.
02:31:07
Why did he whip up?
02:31:08
Why did he move? He shouldn't have moved. He was. She was out of sight.
02:31:11
He should have checked there like.
02:31:13
And I don't know why.
02:31:14
Like she screamed
02:31:16
and then how many seconds on by and somebody went oh what happened.
02:31:20
Yeah. As he was flooring it in reverse.
02:31:23
Where is she? I better back up in the vehicle.
02:31:24
I don't know, she played it. I don't see her.
02:31:26
She must be under the car. I'll back up.
02:31:28
That'll be better. Okay.
02:31:30
That's weird dude, I have I had a near-death experience queued up,
02:31:34
but it was like two hours long of a woman that got dragged under a car
02:31:39
similar to this.
02:31:40
But the guy the guy was texting didn't see her.
02:31:45
That's the only way it was related to
02:31:46
this is I thought it was strange that they got hit and dragged.
02:31:50
I just like that.
02:31:51
It's a police. Police on police
02:31:54
instincts or so.
02:31:55
It's local police.
02:31:56
On police? Yep.
02:31:59
Bad girls don't like.
02:32:01
So did he get charged like a.
02:32:02
I have to go right to my police one even though it's at the end.
02:32:05
Just because.
02:32:05
That's fine.
02:32:06
No, I wasn't sure. Order. And then I'm.
02:32:08
If you
02:32:10
sort of things.
02:32:11
I don't give a shit.
02:32:13
So that was a woman getting run over.
02:32:16
Here's a woman at a Detroit Home Depot on Myer and Seven Mile,
02:32:21
which I have actually contract worked there,
02:32:25
you know, for their tech.
02:32:27
And you don't need to say the one, the one thing
02:32:30
that I got no idea because it's what I'm it's prefacing what I'm about to say.
02:32:33
The one thing I noticed, like
02:32:34
when you go to our Home Depot, there's Christmas music or there's,
02:32:38
there's a shopper over there or whatever.
02:32:40
Just random banter. Chatter.
02:32:43
This one, like every five minutes, says, if your children is unattended,
02:32:47
we do not allow them to climb on the lumber, climb on the shelving.
02:32:50
Please protect your child.
02:32:51
Make sure you know where they are and they're like, just repeat it.
02:32:54
And I'm thinking automated or is it's Yeah.
02:32:56
Oh yeah. Dude, it's the same exact.
02:32:57
It's just on repeat. That's all you hear over the.
02:33:00
It's a prerecorded.
02:33:01
So they have this ready like packed and it's just dude
02:33:04
I worked there for like three days for about four hours at a time.
02:33:07
And it's all I heard for the entire 12 hours was.
02:33:11
And I almost if you asked me like two months after I worked there,
02:33:14
I could have repeated it verbatim.
02:33:15
But I remember if you if you're if your child is unattended
02:33:19
and you're not aware where he is, like, basically, please find them.
02:33:22
Do not allow them to climb on the lumber. I remember that.
02:33:25
Do not climb on the shelving.
02:33:26
Something is not a toy is very dangerous game recording
02:33:30
every time it like they they they knew this was an issue.
02:33:33
They prerecorded it and timed it out and played it throughout the day
02:33:38
every five minutes.
02:33:39
Like it was like maybe 30s long.
02:33:42
And as soon as it was over an issue, it had to be.
02:33:45
Yeah.
02:33:45
I never saw anybody climbing on the stuff.
02:33:47
So clearly it was effective.
02:33:48
This is at this is actually at the Home Depot we're about to watch.
02:33:52
Is that exact Home Depot really?
02:33:58
It also, goes together with bad girls.
02:34:00
Bad girls.
02:34:01
So the person on the left has some kind of a weapon, some kind of a stick.
02:34:07
The person on the right is a female police officer,
02:34:09
not only a female police officer, but she appears to be about four foot six,
02:34:14
probably 200 pounds. I mean, she looks a little hefty
02:34:16
unless she has a vest on, which she probably does.
02:34:19
Let's look at her effectiveness.
02:34:27
Right now, the only thing that do the man is in so much control.
02:34:30
She's giving everything right now, right?
02:34:32
Because this is like life or death to her. This is her job.
02:34:34
She's not able to.
02:34:35
She's not able to wrestle this away. Like, what is it?
02:34:38
She's going. It's a man.
02:34:40
Yeah, that's what I'm trying to say.
02:34:42
Okay. Yes, sir.
02:34:44
She's getting manhandled is a better way to put it.
02:34:46
But, I mean, my point is he's not even trying.
02:34:49
She's like
02:34:49
he's he's looking at the giant, equal sized man that's coming to protect.
02:34:53
This is just a bystander.
02:34:54
This isn't another cop. This is a bystander.
02:34:56
Now he's suddenly a worry and he's like, she's secondary.
02:35:00
She's like the the pawn.
02:35:02
But this is supposed to be the two we rely on for protection.
02:35:09
Swinging her around with the weapon.
02:35:12
Look, we rely on them for protection.
02:35:15
Mostly of death.
02:35:16
Like, look, you're going to survive a bodily harm situation most of the time.
02:35:22
Usually.
02:35:23
Well, these is.
02:35:24
She's there to protect from bodily harm of any sort.
02:35:28
She has.
02:35:28
No, because there is no obligation to prevent.
02:35:31
She can't just because somebody gets.
02:35:32
No, she's not there doesn't mean it's her fault.
02:35:35
Correct. I'm not expecting her to be wonder.
02:35:37
So. Yeah.
02:35:38
So but I'm expecting her to be physically capable
02:35:42
to restrain one assailant.
02:35:45
She needs four innocent bystanders to help.
02:35:52
Them like a kendo stick.
02:35:53
Okay, look at at this point, here's where I'm going to get angry.
02:35:56
So she's actually the bad guy.
02:36:00
I'm sorry. This needs to push the card, Adam.
02:36:02
Use it as a like you got the alleged person.
02:36:05
You got the umbrella. You could.
02:36:08
At this point, dude, she's actually holding back
02:36:11
the people that were helping her.
02:36:12
So now she is not not only not helpful, she is.
02:36:15
I think she's I think she detriment protecting.
02:36:18
Hindering.
02:36:19
She's hindering an a detriment to the situation.
02:36:21
I'll take this one.
02:36:22
I'll take the caning.
02:36:24
Look, she's like, oh, wait a minute, I have weapons.
02:36:25
It took her about 17 seconds to remember.
02:36:28
Is that one of the tiki torches?
02:36:30
What is that? Because it's split in the middle.
02:36:31
Is that like a they're going to hurt if you get hit with it,
02:36:36
it's going to wrap around, you know.
02:36:37
So then why didn't she just take, you know, just not worry about it.
02:36:40
I just grab it.
02:36:41
I'd be like, she's going for her weapon and she's looking straight down
02:36:45
at the ground.
02:36:45
Her entire being right now is focused on
02:36:48
make sure I grab the taser, not the fucking.
02:36:51
So the guy that's behind my man with the cane
02:36:54
does that guy on cane guy's side, or is he just.
02:36:58
No, no, no, I think they were fighting.
02:37:01
I think they were fighting. There's there's a whole kind of backstory.
02:37:03
We can go over it. Maybe some other time.
02:37:05
What's with the shoes? What is that?
02:37:08
Yeah, I think
02:37:09
these two were fighting for who knows what reason.
02:37:12
He's in a coat.
02:37:13
He's in a coat and slippers.
02:37:14
So that's.
02:37:15
Yeah. So very strange.
02:37:17
He probably lives in.
02:37:18
I was like, get out of that
02:37:21
Detroit Home Depot late at night and they got nothing fucking going on.
02:37:24
So they're kind of slightly,
02:37:26
probably drunk and high and just like, oh, let's go walk around Home Depot, like,
02:37:29
and then you know, just so happened the one decides to cause
02:37:31
a little bit of trouble on the other two, you got to back them up because why not.
02:37:34
Because you can't disrespect, you know,
02:37:39
okay.
02:37:39
So as soon as the, as soon as the cop got to pull away,
02:37:43
the other three guys now beat the living fuck out of this guy.
02:37:50
Oh. So it's like, oh, okay.
02:37:52
Good job.
02:37:54
But you got to you got to drawback.
02:37:56
Look at this thing.
02:37:57
Because look at this.
02:37:59
Look, look this guy right here in the orange.
02:38:01
I don't know if he's a worker because he has orange on.
02:38:03
I'm assuming he has, but it doesn't look like he's a worker.
02:38:06
Oh wait.
02:38:06
He has knee pads on. He's a contractor,
02:38:09
I hope.
02:38:11
Wait, he has knee pads on. Do.
02:38:12
When you go into the store you can take the knee pads off.
02:38:14
It's got to be more comfortable.
02:38:16
Maybe not.
02:38:16
Maybe they're hard to put on anyways, he holds the cop back from getting hurt
02:38:20
at this point. Watch him,
02:38:22
pulls her, pulls her out of harm's way from with her belt like a child.
02:38:28
Watch that again. Yes.
02:38:32
Oh my God.
02:38:34
It's like man, it's it's cute, but
02:38:38
yeah. No, he'll probably get it right.
02:38:39
She dives right back in.
02:38:41
He'll probably get felony assault and, whatever will get in the way of
02:38:45
when you get in the way of the boss and being a police officer
02:38:48
restraining the order of law.
02:38:51
Order of law?
02:38:53
The order of all.
02:38:57
Okay.
02:38:57
In hockey rules, when your jersey goes overhead like that,
02:39:00
you got to stop punching him in the face that you got.
02:39:03
When you pull it over.
02:39:04
You got to do a couple into the, like, stomach chest area.
02:39:07
But then you got to either like you got to whip them down to the ground
02:39:10
because at that point that's and then you just leave him on the ground.
02:39:12
Typically you can't
02:39:13
you can't hit
02:39:14
hit someone when they're down unless they're going to get you, unless,
02:39:17
you know,
02:39:17
they're going to try to get back up and hit you, then you're fine with a couple
02:39:20
ground hits,
02:39:22
but at a certain
02:39:23
point there is a fine line between assault and defense.
02:39:27
So there is.
02:39:27
You got to be careful, especially so there was a second wrestling.
02:39:31
Remember that wrestling video
02:39:33
that the guy was getting punched in the head
02:39:34
because they said he's tried to stab or stabbed, wrestler so
02:39:37
there was there's there's some supposed to fucking ring.
02:39:40
We watched it.
02:39:41
We covered it on our show if you watch the show.
02:39:44
But,
02:39:46
there is some supposed conspiracy that that guy actually, was targeted.
02:39:50
He actually didn't
02:39:53
stab a person, and they they wanted to beat the shit out of him.
02:39:57
And there's some weird conspiracy that's going on that there's.
02:39:59
Yeah. Allegedly, allegedly.
02:40:02
Do don't they sell batteries at Home Depot?
02:40:06
Assault.
02:40:07
I think they sell assault.
02:40:08
Listen, it comes right here.
02:40:10
Here.
02:40:14
So hear it.
02:40:15
Smoke detector chirping.
02:40:17
Oh, that's what that was.
02:40:18
I thought it was some weird in my fucking ear.
02:40:22
Yeah, sure.
02:40:25
Now we're on Rumble speaking workout.
02:40:26
Let's
02:40:28
roll 44.
02:40:31
Oh, dude, come on now.
02:40:35
I put the air on it to emphasize
02:40:37
it's the guy.
02:40:41
Yeah. Oh.
02:40:49
What is this?
02:40:50
I slept in I slept in this one earlier.
02:40:51
I mean, I guess,
02:40:53
like, when garrison got Tourette's in the air, we didn't hear it.
02:40:57
We didn't hear it at all.
02:40:58
You did, I checked it, I know, I checked it, I heard it rumble.
02:41:02
I like the unison.
02:41:03
You're fucking like the the unison. Amen.
02:41:05
I wanted to make sure my shit was going through
02:41:06
because no one was trying to do it pre-show.
02:41:08
So I was just like, okay, let me just throw it out just to see if I hear it.
02:41:13
We show up at
02:41:13
930, do a sound check if you ever want to stop by.
02:41:17
No, I do, I just mostly.
02:41:22
Know why I said there was a recording.
02:41:24
I don't know why I said all my fucking.
02:41:25
I said all my inputs and outputs.
02:41:28
And for some reason they won't register on.
02:41:30
And,
02:41:32
the fucking, voice, man, I got a fucking, No, it wasn't, it was in this shit.
02:41:37
I just had to restart colonial or whatever the fuck your shit is.
02:41:43
Cologne Yard is a great name for it.
02:41:45
Are you that or are you the restart or I just change the input.
02:41:48
Nothing in the regular.
02:41:49
But you're going ahead for sale.
02:41:52
Very rare stands on its own.
02:41:54
It can be played with. Nice joke. Hogan.
02:41:57
What the fuck?
02:41:57
My God, you're dead.
02:41:58
You're fired.
02:41:59
You're never going to work $20 on Cogan.
02:42:03
Oh, my God, you're dead.
02:42:04
Hogan,
02:42:06
how do you think I'm kind of dead?
02:42:09
You're foreign mistake.
02:42:13
Oh, my God, I'm assuming you're.
02:42:16
Honestly, when I was a kid, like,
02:42:19
I don't know how old you are when this phenomenon.
02:42:21
Like, I never knew exactly what his name was.
02:42:24
Oh, it always just came across as hall.
02:42:27
Like hall Cogan. Oh.
02:42:30
Oh, you never would say.
02:42:31
You never say Hulk.
02:42:32
No one ever said Hulk Hogan.
02:42:35
You know Hulk Hogan, it's all they would just say.
02:42:37
Hulk Hogan, Hulk Hogan, Hulk Hogan.
02:42:40
Yeah, we always like one word.
02:42:43
Hulk Hogan yeah, Hulk Hogan yeah, look, that sounds like a weird name, right?
02:42:48
My name is Hulk Hogan.
02:42:51
It's like what, Hulk Hogan, Hulk Hogan,
02:42:54
the words have lost all meaning, right?
02:42:58
Yeah. All words in one fell meeting.
02:42:59
Oh. That man. Yeah.
02:43:00
Definitely lost meaning.
02:43:01
He goes, my God, you're dead. You're what?
02:43:07
What?
02:43:10
What?
02:43:11
Yeah.
02:43:11
What?
02:43:15
What?
02:43:17
Where I come from, we don't say what it's proper to say.
02:43:20
Pardon?
02:43:22
These guys had a genius idea to take a picture of their friends, phone
02:43:25
us, and a picture of him after he left and tell him he forgot his phone.
02:43:29
Think he's going to come back?
02:43:32
Oh, yeah.
02:43:33
Oh, come on, this is because this.
02:43:36
I mean, how do we how do these guys this guy's reaction
02:43:39
seems this guy I don't know, he's old, but this guy's reaction seems fake.
02:43:42
So good.
02:43:43
Am I to understand
02:43:44
that he's communicating on the phone that he thinks he left there?
02:43:48
That's the joke.
02:43:49
You're watching this.
02:43:50
I'm just. Okay.
02:43:51
I just want to catch up.
02:43:52
You mean to tell where we watching this?
02:43:54
That's what we're watching, you gentlemen.
02:43:57
Completely fine.
02:43:58
Watch watching them on your own. Goodbye.
02:44:00
Now. Myself?
02:44:02
Yeah. The text. Oh, yeah.
02:44:06
Wait for it.
02:44:06
He's got to know now. He's.
02:44:09
You texting me on it? Oh, yeah.
02:44:11
No more text you.
02:44:13
Yeah, I text you.
02:44:13
Yeah I don't yeah,
02:44:17
I have my well so you know.
02:44:20
But you guys wait wait a second. Wait.
02:44:23
Let me speak. Let me see.
02:44:24
He didn't catch on. Now I think it's fake.
02:44:27
And can we speak? Think about this. We.
02:44:30
Why are you gay?
02:44:31
Just text you saying you left your phone here right?
02:44:37
With a picture? Yeah.
02:44:38
So how did you read that text message?
02:44:41
What? Did you read it on the screen. On the screen.
02:44:43
Next on what's on your phone.
02:44:46
And you be like, what do you mean? So how was your phone?
02:44:48
Did you read it on your text? Me? Yeah.
02:44:53
If he's like your
02:44:54
book, is that your first laugh was maybe genuine.
02:44:57
So you have your phone and it's like there'll be more laughing.
02:45:03
These guys had a
02:45:06
the entire thing is I most likely
02:45:08
it's just it's,
02:45:11
people don't even know.
02:45:12
I want to believe I.
02:45:15
Why do you want to believe that shit?
02:45:16
But you don't want to believe in a bit of time.
02:45:19
The other seven realm after afterlife, I believe.
02:45:23
I want to believe
02:45:25
there is seven realms in the afterlife.
02:45:31
We'll go over them. There are seven.
02:45:33
There were was.
02:45:34
No. There is this realm. Then there's them.
02:45:36
Then there's this room, then there's that realm,
02:45:40
then there is.
02:45:41
And, there's the other realm.
02:45:44
There's so much more for you and for the wisdom.
02:45:47
Which lake of fire.
02:45:50
Oh, this is your favorite sandwich, Brady.
02:45:53
Yeah, it is.
02:45:56
I know.
02:45:58
Oh, salt.
02:45:59
Sear it.
02:46:01
Celery, carrots, onion time and some fucking garlic.
02:46:05
A little bit of red wine is optional.
02:46:07
Cover this way I think.
02:46:08
Yeah I don't know.
02:46:09
Yeah I don't like the bitterness of when adding red wine when you're eating meat
02:46:13
or having some some type of Ozu or demi glaze or even gravy.
02:46:18
I know you're trying to be sophisticated or you somebody told you
02:46:21
was healthy to cook with it or whatever, but it makes the sauces taste like shit.
02:46:27
Beef broth.
02:46:28
I've been that for 25,
02:46:29
three and a half to four hours until your meat is fucking tender.
02:46:34
This is what you should be left with.
02:46:36
Strain this juice for your fucking beef.
02:46:38
Then make sure to get half of it on your cutting board.
02:46:41
Fucking no, this is not Italian beef.
02:46:43
This is not my favorite sandwich in India.
02:46:45
Grab a few onion and caramelized them.
02:46:48
I didn't even realize it was a sandwich till right the second day.
02:46:50
You hungry or you make your sandwich?
02:46:52
Or if a sandwich is.
02:46:53
What is it?
02:46:54
Was you a 6 or 8 separate things?
02:46:57
They were sandwich.
02:46:58
Yeah, yeah, yeah I it was my mistake.
02:46:59
Caramelized.
02:47:00
Who gives a bread.
02:47:02
Provolone. Melted the sausage equal parts.
02:47:05
Wait.
02:47:05
So you can buy bread that's not only sliced already
02:47:09
but loaded up with provolone.
02:47:10
Caramelized them caramelized.
02:47:12
No bread. Provolone. No.
02:47:15
He did the sausage.
02:47:16
Equal parts mayo and sour cream. Great.
02:47:18
There's much horseradish as your stupid palate fucking desires.
02:47:22
Splash of apple cider vinegar,
02:47:24
black pepper and some chives, horseradish, caramelized onion and a bunch of
02:47:29
look.
02:47:29
All right.
02:47:30
I don't even need to rip on women some more,
02:47:31
but they couldn't take their weapon out without looking.
02:47:33
He's doing all this without even looking.
02:47:36
That's a man for right?
02:47:38
Fucking meat.
02:47:39
Yes. Can you fucking look at this?
02:47:43
I did not watch this either.
02:47:44
The look at this was very well timed.
02:47:46
Look at them, a sandwich.
02:47:47
I don't like the way he shredded it.
02:47:49
It stood up like I'd much rather have it sliced,
02:47:53
but that's.
02:47:53
You would love that sandwich.
02:47:57
A little too fatty for me.
02:47:58
This dude doesn't leave.
02:48:03
Us? I should.
02:48:07
Yeah, this is slow mo.
02:48:08
Hold on. I put this on here.
02:48:10
It's a wait a minute.
02:48:11
Give me a moment. Hey.
02:48:15
All right.
02:48:21
Look at this now.
02:48:22
Holy fuck.
02:48:28
I found this.
02:48:30
Oh my God, oh my God.
02:48:34
Oh, yeah.
02:48:35
I'm.
02:48:37
He is making sweet love to that sandwich.
02:48:40
It had to be cold by the time he did that too.
02:48:42
I don't I don't appreciate that.
02:48:45
Like cold stuffing.
02:48:46
It's just like wet bread.
02:48:50
I don't know, what
02:48:56
what?
02:48:57
I have one more cooking video for you.
02:48:59
It's called juice. Something,
02:49:02
not jewel fruit.
02:49:06
Does it have to do with nachos?
02:49:07
I marinate my chicken and red wine quite often, and it's great you don't, you know.
02:49:12
You think that's bad? Just my chicken, though.
02:49:14
If you marinated in it. It's not that you don't.
02:49:16
Then you make the sauce out of that,
02:49:18
because you shouldn't do that with the raw chicken.
02:49:20
So you know you don't make the sauce out of it.
02:49:21
You just marinate it, take it out of the air and then cook it.
02:49:24
Right. Yeah. And then barbecue. Barbecue it. Yeah. Yeah.
02:49:26
It would cook all that bitterness out.
02:49:28
I don't think that's what I mean.
02:49:30
Plus chicken is different. It's great I love it.
02:49:32
It's great.
02:49:33
Like I love beef. It's salty. It's peppery.
02:49:36
It's mushroom. Me whatever.
02:49:37
I buy the cheapest wine to that way.
02:49:39
And it's like the sweet sour, sour, bitter taste.
02:49:42
That's the wine that I just don't like that I don't taste it in chicken.
02:49:45
As long as there's enough rosemary.
02:49:49
I didn't finish my previous beer, but I grabbed a new one.
02:49:52
I don't even know what Rosemary tastes like.
02:49:53
Right?
02:49:54
It tastes like rosemary
02:49:56
if I play this, there's one other one.
02:49:59
I forgot what it was.
02:50:01
For the record.
02:50:02
Now I'll leave before. As above. So below.
02:50:04
He just disappeared.
02:50:07
More things for you?
02:50:08
I did not 100% believe hundred dollar prime rib.
02:50:13
Okay, I would not do this if I did not 100% believe it.
02:50:17
This is the best way to make a prime rib marinated, submerged in milk.
02:50:20
So we're gonna add a gallon whole milk. Let's get this emerged.
02:50:22
I feel better with the milk brand.
02:50:24
Jack, what are you going to see?
02:50:25
You do this for about five minutes or so.
02:50:27
We're gonna get tons of this milk injected into our prime rib.
02:50:29
Now, just hold that marinate for 24 hours. We'll see tomorrow.
02:50:31
I'll show you how this is.
02:50:32
All right, y'all, it's been 24 hours tomorrow.
02:50:34
Well, let this get to the roof. This is a two.
02:50:37
What the fuck just happened?
02:50:38
Prime rib.
02:50:39
Okay, I do you see this? Yeah.
02:50:40
So I saw that trim a little bit of that.
02:50:43
Oh. Did you go back to.
02:50:44
We're also going to go in here and scrub through.
02:50:46
Does where we ever go in the oven with this.
02:50:48
We're going to paddle off. We're going to use it.
02:50:50
So you have versus bad boy off I chose milk for those three hours.
02:50:54
Yeah that yeah it's get to room temperature.
02:50:58
So is that good or bad.
02:50:59
Because otherwise we're going to have going to for no reason other than have
02:51:03
not having like secondary medium available to like marinate a steak.
02:51:08
I would kind of offset with different liquids sometimes, like
02:51:12
I'd have a main barbecue sauce base, maybe with some olive oil.
02:51:17
Sometimes I'd add like some orange juice.
02:51:19
Sometimes I've had milk.
02:51:20
Sometimes, like, I just, you know, something else that's going to
02:51:24
sometimes just like a straight, like a base Italian dressing.
02:51:29
That's I don't know, I use that more than anything.
02:51:31
What is milk? What is milk actually going to do? Great.
02:51:33
Italian like.
02:51:34
Well, it's the same, same thing.
02:51:35
It's going to break down the tissue and make it tender.
02:51:38
And that's all. That's it.
02:51:39
And that's kind of what tenderize not going to add like different.
02:51:42
It's not going to add like milk I don't know I don't know I've never
02:51:47
I've never I feel like milk has a flavor, but I feel like it would be subtle
02:51:50
going into it.
02:51:51
That's why I like, was saying with chicken specifically with the wine,
02:51:56
because I like, to be honest, the cheapest wine that way, that wine
02:51:59
stink, like, seeps into the chicken, and then I barbecue it and then it's fucking.
02:52:03
It's great.
02:52:04
You don't need to like, really seasoned it at all. Like, that's it.
02:52:07
Like it's it's.
02:52:10
It's, meat on its own.
02:52:12
I'm gonna go and cut these bones off. It's good.
02:52:15
Yeah.
02:52:15
I don't any prime rib I've ever had was not very, very flavored.
02:52:18
It was just a hunk of almost raw meat.
02:52:20
Yeah, I like to be pretty, I like to it's pretty plain.
02:52:22
A nice steaks, as far as I just see.
02:52:24
Well, see, this is not a steak.
02:52:26
This is a prime rib.
02:52:27
So this is totally different.
02:52:28
Yeah. So primer on me.
02:52:30
I don't, I don't, I don't understand how.
02:52:32
So we're simply going to go down this backside, cut in towards the bone
02:52:38
and there's that.
02:52:39
You see this big hunk of fat the trim a little bit of that off.
02:52:43
We're also going to go in here and remove part of this fat cap off.
02:52:46
There's no need for that.
02:52:48
You see how this is all going to fall apart.
02:52:50
Get your butcher's twine.
02:52:52
This is how I measure one, two, three,
02:52:56
412 right under his armpit, grabbing it.
02:53:01
I'm pretty simple.
02:53:03
I just try simple, not hold our meat together, keep it.
02:53:08
Now we let it rest.
02:53:09
All right? We have rest for two hours.
02:53:12
Look at that.
02:53:12
Turn it upside down for a moment.
02:53:15
Going in with a couple big slings.
02:53:17
Mayonnaise.
02:53:18
Well done.
02:53:19
Graham, what are we doing?
02:53:20
Oh. Come on.
02:53:22
Next level, the Danos primo.
02:53:24
Look at this. You guys.
02:53:26
It's, What was the last time read this in primo coated deodorant like that.
02:53:31
All right, give it another nice little coating like that.
02:53:35
So now you need one of these because it's prime rib right in the middle.
02:53:40
That's why it's called the now. So creamy.
02:53:43
I like your prime rib, but I just don't understand that
02:53:45
because when you get it at a restaurant, it's a very specific time period
02:53:49
when they serve it.
02:53:50
And then sometimes they run out of it because they don't have that much.
02:53:54
And, you know, they ask you what, like how well you want it.
02:53:57
And sometimes I don't know what's appropriate for prime rib.
02:54:00
And it always seems weird
02:54:01
that some places it's just like they bring it out very quickly.
02:54:05
So it's like, well, what's going on with this is just sitting around like,
02:54:08
how long is it sitting around?
02:54:09
So nice barbecue places are that way to where they bring that shit out
02:54:12
really quick. And it's like, well, how long has this been?
02:54:14
This this shit is ready to go sitting around. How long?
02:54:17
Yeah, definitely.
02:54:18
It's not sitting around.
02:54:19
It's like smoked slow cooked meat.
02:54:21
I mean, it's good. It's right.
02:54:22
Okay. But it's still slow cooking.
02:54:24
Slow cooking, slow cooking. What's overcooking?
02:54:26
Because I'm sure you don't have a whole day of slow
02:54:31
cooking and you're not going to hit a overcooking point, I would assume.
02:54:34
Right?
02:54:35
I've every time I've had prime rib that ever brought it right out.
02:54:38
Either I walk up to a carving station and he cuts me a piece of a big hunk
02:54:41
that's sitting in front of him, which I see him literally
02:54:43
everybody going up there and they go, you're like,
02:54:44
I hope I get a fucking, I hope I get some, and they come
02:54:46
right back out with another one. So it's always fresh.
02:54:48
Are you talking about that fucking.
02:54:49
Didn't you talk about that restaurant before.
02:54:51
What was it called? The sticky buffet.
02:54:54
We go just. No,
02:54:57
no I don't I'm like, I fucking hate whatever.
02:54:59
They come around to the tables and they fucking.
02:55:01
They have the the.
02:55:03
I ate lunch at the sticky buffet today.
02:55:06
You want you right here. You.
02:55:07
Oh the big the meats. Yeah.
02:55:09
Where they bring you just fucking.
02:55:10
It's like it's caveman style.
02:55:12
They just bring swords full of meat.
02:55:15
I know caveman did that metal.
02:55:17
Thank you for back checking me.
02:55:19
They kind of.
02:55:20
You don't know,
02:55:21
but there's, like, the Iron Age and the, you know, the Paleolithic.
02:55:25
Yeah, they probably had rock that maybe there was like a rock.
02:55:28
Right. But I said they brought it a sword is a caveman.
02:55:30
People brought caveman meat on a sword for their Brontosaurus.
02:55:34
They're all right, you guys.
02:55:37
There's one in.
02:55:38
There's. Yeah.
02:55:39
I don't want to say where it is now. Two hours at 275.
02:55:42
A couple of them.
02:55:43
The last 50 minutes it's been at 300.
02:55:45
So I raised it. We're at 118 now.
02:55:48
We're gonna give it a riveting play to 500.
02:55:52
And now we're going to get a crust on it.
02:55:53
All right, my friends,
02:55:56
it's time.
02:55:57
Now. We're just going to let it rest for a good hour.
02:56:00
I am.
02:56:01
Are you supposed to eat that whole crust or is it just a flavor of the meat
02:56:05
while the rest are you cover it up.
02:56:08
Now it's time for the moment of truth.
02:56:11
Almost every prime rib I've ever had was like
02:56:13
refrigerator level cold.
02:56:17
Right?
02:56:18
Yeah.
02:56:18
I remember my mom complaining about that fact.
02:56:20
I'm like, it's prime rib. It's always
02:56:24
it's room temperature, a cold.
02:56:25
I've never had it hot.
02:56:26
Maybe it's supposed to be hot, but I've never had hot.
02:56:29
Yeah. Juicy there.
02:56:30
Oh that's I, I've never seen prime rib that much.
02:56:35
Wow.
02:56:37
Wow, that looks awesome.
02:56:39
You need to gently pull it and press down.
02:56:41
You can kind of keep your crust on. Look at that.
02:56:43
Wearing some dude.
02:56:46
This fucking rope off smell.
02:56:49
If it's pepper, it's got to be.
02:56:50
We did good is so tender, I would assume so.
02:56:53
Nope.
02:56:55
Nobody is making a prime rib
02:56:57
that tender without milk marinating.
02:57:00
And that's
02:57:02
milk marinating.
02:57:03
Oh, that's why it's not so red.
02:57:05
The milk already accidentally acts
02:57:10
oxygenated.
02:57:11
Yeah, rusted. It.
02:57:20
Yeah, I forgot about that part.
02:57:23
It's the Brady and Joshua.
02:57:25
Brady and Gary.
02:57:27
As above and so below.
02:57:30
Because he's so close. Brady.
02:57:32
And for sure we're doing it our way.
02:57:36
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady.
02:57:39
And your show it's Brady and draw.
02:57:42
It's their show now Brady draw.
02:57:48
Hold up.
02:57:49
Wait a minute. Something right.
02:57:52
And so I love
02:57:54
that we're talking about meat I do
02:57:58
seems weird actually.
02:57:59
Yeah I do actually I mean for more reasons
02:58:03
than just the segue segueing
02:58:07
thank you.
02:58:07
This guy says this is going to piss you off.
02:58:10
Let me speed it up before we even start it.
02:58:13
But fuck this.
02:58:14
You know what? It's going to make me do this bullshit.
02:58:16
Fuck this guy.
02:58:17
Sorry. I think that's rage.
02:58:18
That's rage. Clickbait.
02:58:21
Grass fed ground beef, 90% lean, 10% fat.
02:58:25
I've bought it.
02:58:26
In fact, my wife just made from butcher block, made some grass fed beef tips.
02:58:31
They're called it.
02:58:32
And it's like about the same size as a New York
02:58:33
strip steak, but it's already cut up into pieces.
02:58:35
It's better than stew meat.
02:58:37
But like, we made it and just put it in with sauce and egg noodles is,
02:58:39
I don't know, it's to me it is because they know it's very nondescript.
02:58:42
And so I'm very meta. Yeah.
02:58:44
And that's exactly what I mean. It is nondescript.
02:58:46
Not not tender.
02:58:47
I'm, I don't know, lower quality meat
02:58:49
that you got to pound
02:58:50
the fuck out of in flavor like crazy and usually crock pot on two days.
02:58:53
I've done jerky.
02:58:55
I've done jerky with the, like, petite sirloin.
02:58:59
And, you know, jerky, turkey
02:59:02
blaze jerky, the sirloin filets.
02:59:05
No, but you don't like using a high quality meat?
02:59:08
Doesn't really.
02:59:08
It kind of wastes. It's not that.
02:59:11
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's cheddar as use, like a fillet.
02:59:13
I've done.
02:59:14
I've done jerky with filets and it's been good.
02:59:16
But it's not that somebody, somebody tried to get me signed up.
02:59:20
You get eight free burgers from some.
02:59:22
I think it's Omaha steaks.
02:59:24
But the other burgers that you have to buy.
02:59:25
Yeah. They're not, they're overpriced. All the better.
02:59:28
So you gotta get them on sales.
02:59:29
They've got to get on. You got to get a decent.
02:59:31
The burgers were ground up, filets ground up.
02:59:35
Rib eyes. Yeah. I was like what?
02:59:38
Yeah. They're good.
02:59:38
I don't want I but what I mean,
02:59:42
I want a hamburger for the lower class meat and I want a why would you grind up
02:59:47
to have a high class burger?
02:59:50
Was it that much better or did it?
02:59:51
I guess that's good.
02:59:52
They're good now. They're good for beef.
02:59:55
They're definitely better burgers.
02:59:56
They're frozen though, so I mean, it's so,
03:00:00
beef is the biggest.
03:00:02
That's like I'm going to share with you is going to piss.
03:00:04
Grass fed beef is the biggest scam on the planet.
03:00:07
It's a complete lie.
03:00:07
I'm going to share with you is going to piss you off.
03:00:09
Less than 1% of beef sold in the US is truly grass.
03:00:12
The whole idea of grass fed is just filled with loopholes all over the place.
03:00:14
In 2016,
03:00:16
the official definition of grass that all of the cows are grass,
03:00:19
that it's the last 3 to 6 months worth of that other than the grains
03:00:21
and some other ingredients that I had, no question, 99% of all the light,
03:00:25
of course, is not fully grass fed, despite what it says on the label.
03:00:28
Right then, this amount of beef sold to America from other countries,
03:00:32
and with a little bit of background
03:00:33
like packaging the beef, it now becomes a product of the US.
03:00:36
In other words, this country of origin labeling
03:00:38
rule was repealed, which means revoked for both beef and pork.
03:00:41
Here's just another example of a lack of transparency
03:00:43
where you know, well, at least
03:00:44
if it's from America, it's probably healthier
03:00:45
when it's actually not even coming from America.
03:00:47
And by the way, the side note, did
03:00:47
you know that when you eat a burger from a fast food place,
03:00:50
the number of cows that that hamburger comes from
03:00:52
literally can be over
03:00:53
100 different sources, because they just know that
03:00:55
that's the same plant where they're getting meat from all over the place.
03:00:57
So people need to realize that we're talking about it
03:00:58
as a cow that's very sedentary, that is fatty.
03:01:00
And the reason why is because it has barely enough.
03:01:03
It's very, very tender.
03:01:04
People do like tasty tender, but what they don't want to know,
03:01:06
when you look at the cow that is raised, has a mix of,
03:01:11
like you could have a really bad cow that has a disease,
03:01:14
but if you mix it in there,
03:01:15
it's like going to not affect you at all because it's a low percentage, you know?
03:01:19
Then, they'll tell you now,
03:01:21
I mean, not saying disease, but you say one has a higher protein
03:01:24
level, one has a higher fat level when you just mix them together
03:01:27
and it's like, yeah, that's a great blend, like a rib eye.
03:01:30
Yeah, sure. You might as well.
03:01:32
It's probably a bucket of whole grains like some be healthy. No.
03:01:36
You actually feed these animals into something called ddgs.
03:01:39
And that stands for dried distillers grain dried
03:01:43
the waste product for making ethanol.
03:01:45
They take down corn, which is field corn.
03:01:47
To be clear, that's the stuff that's wasted for making corn gas.
03:01:51
It's an edible. You can't eat it.
03:01:52
We're going to do with this GMO waste product filled with glyphosate.
03:01:54
It's basically the next you're going to tell me that fluoride is a waste.
03:01:57
What I found out
03:01:58
is because of the subsidies taxpayers contribution to this, the cost
03:02:02
for one metric ton of this waste material that is fed to the animals is rough.
03:02:06
Got to be what it's got to be like $100,000,
03:02:10
$150.
03:02:11
Now, do you see why they can make so much? 100?
03:02:13
Because what they're trying to do is
03:02:14
they should put on about 600 pounds of extra weight on that cow.
03:02:17
And the only way they can do it is with something so cheap, $150 per metric ton.
03:02:22
Crazy. So that's the base. And then they add a little fiber.
03:02:24
They add limestone, some synthetic vitamins and minerals,
03:02:26
and then they add something else called I don't want.
03:02:29
Antibiotics are used on a regular basis in feedlots in the US.
03:02:32
And the reason why they use these antibiotics
03:02:33
is because it increases weight gain.
03:02:34
Even your grass fed beef has been given antibiotics
03:02:36
unless it says on the label no antibiotics. But that's not all.
03:02:39
They also add in the US something called beta agonist.
03:02:42
This is a medication
03:02:43
enhances the muscle growth to increase another 30 pounds of muscle.
03:02:46
And it's something that adrenaline muscle the muscle is money.
03:02:50
They're going to increase the intensity of one that's closed like indoor.
03:02:54
And they have another one that's open.
03:02:55
Let's talk about the one that's close to that animal,
03:02:56
which is 1,500 pounds only gets a space that is 24ft².
03:03:01
I would ask you how much it is.
03:03:02
You might have to measure it out,
03:03:03
but let me just tell you, if you drive your car into is 128ft².
03:03:07
So let's compare that 20 to 24ft² to 128 square.
03:03:10
I care more about the antibiotics and how the parking yield is horrific.
03:03:15
So basically you can fit six cows into one parking space.
03:03:19
That's what they live in for 3 to 6 months.
03:03:22
They have to make.
03:03:22
But you just said is because they want to sedimentary.
03:03:25
So they get yeah but golden juicy at the same time.
03:03:29
Have you ever seen cows out in the field.
03:03:32
What do they do.
03:03:33
They're just fucking stand there.
03:03:35
They'll stand there together.
03:03:37
They just do nothing.
03:03:38
They just stand.
03:03:40
But if they do want to take a step, they can.
03:03:44
They lay down.
03:03:45
They could.
03:03:45
I'm sure they get moved around.
03:03:47
They don't stay there for 6 to 9 months.
03:03:49
The entire 100% of the time.
03:03:53
But so the question is, what do we do about it?
03:03:55
Them sedentary.
03:03:56
And to add, I don't know, because the parts
03:03:59
that we make meat marbled have a very tender, a very sick animal.
03:04:03
That's kind of human space.
03:04:04
And if you like, because we're sitting like that and moving
03:04:07
makes it a very sick animal,
03:04:08
which is why they have to pump the shit out of with hormones.
03:04:11
Nobody kills more muscle.
03:04:13
It's just the dynamic of you're trying to advance
03:04:16
the most advanced species to be more advanced, and at the same time,
03:04:19
you're taking advantage of of lesser creatures, but at the same time,
03:04:23
you become so advanced that you start to go, oh, fuck, we're like,
03:04:26
we're like being dicks.
03:04:27
All these other fuck turds.
03:04:29
What do we do about it?
03:04:31
To the detriment of our own species?
03:04:33
Do we go, well, fuck, let's double back and, like, bring them with us,
03:04:37
which could take millions and billions of years.
03:04:39
Or by the time the planet's gone and we're all done,
03:04:43
or do we just keep going in the direction we're going to go? No.
03:04:45
We need to fucking, like, advance what we're doing because this this shit doesn't
03:04:50
maybe in Europe
03:04:51
progress elsewhere, maybe exists elsewhere, maybe it doesn't.
03:04:55
But, all I know is we do that much.
03:04:57
We serve our species, our space.
03:05:00
They get roughly about 150ft²,
03:05:02
which is about the same size is a little bit
03:05:03
more than that parking space that I just talked about. But again, not much space.
03:05:06
So how do you find truly grass fed beef?
03:05:08
You need to look for this 100% grass fed.
03:05:11
Because if it just has grass fed, it doesn't mean anything.
03:05:14
And I highly recommend you spend a little bit more
03:05:15
for this higher quality of meat, because that way it is.
03:05:18
Must be what I was saying.
03:05:20
This was a place that was.
03:05:23
Yeah,
03:05:24
it was fed grass at least one time.
03:05:27
So we're going to do a whole cheeseburger thing here.
03:05:30
Cheeseburger.
03:05:30
Cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger we did.
03:05:32
Here we are now do I know the cheese
03:05:35
cheeseburger. Cheeseburger.
03:05:36
Cheeseburger. Ketchup.
03:05:38
What do we know that from?
03:05:38
What is it from SNL way back when okay.
03:05:43
Fucking go.
03:05:44
Did you know that Pfizer makes 90% of the cheese in the United States?
03:05:48
Cheese is one of the most.
03:05:50
I'm sorry.
03:05:51
The topic of this was the reason why we're showing these two videos
03:05:54
is because I think, I mean, what link means.
03:05:56
Kraft. What?
03:05:58
No, no, he means Pfizer, Sorrento World, especially in the US.
03:06:02
So if you control cheese, you control the Mac.
03:06:04
Yes. Kraft.
03:06:05
Sargento. What else is there? They all do.
03:06:08
They all use the part of the food supply.
03:06:11
And Pfizer quietly sits in the middle of it.
03:06:13
To make cheese, you need just four ingredients milk, salt, cultures.
03:06:17
There's your, cultures.
03:06:20
Which cultures you fucking appropriating?
03:06:22
There's your malt. Mount Rushmore.
03:06:24
The one thing about Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
03:06:28
It is just oh, they're it's milk
03:06:31
salt cultures and rennet and rennet.
03:06:34
Thank you.
03:06:35
Over the Reddit it buys Pfizer for someone's cult.
03:06:39
Cheese in North America
03:06:40
uses a genetically modified version of rennet produced by real right.
03:06:44
It comes to their stomachs.
03:06:46
Pfizer's version is made by inserting cow genes into genetically modified fungus.
03:06:50
And then we wonder why half of America
03:06:52
can't tolerate dairy, digestive issues, inflammation, or better, wonder.
03:06:56
Meanwhile, countries that use traditional run
03:06:57
it like Italy don't have these problems, which is a pretty good yield there.
03:07:01
Look for traditional European cheeses.
03:07:04
Most people get shocked when I tell you you know that their stomach, right?
03:07:08
But he's saying that that's because since 1990,
03:07:13
we've been doing
03:07:13
this GMO bullshit that's messed up
03:07:17
our internal ability to handle natural because we just can't.
03:07:21
Isar makes 90% of the cheese.
03:07:23
In the United States,
03:07:25
cheese is one of the most consumed foods in the world, especially in the US.
03:07:28
So if you control cheese, you control a massive part of the food control cheese,
03:07:32
you control the means of production, supply and Pfizer quietly.
03:07:37
I know it sounds like a little like to make cheese.
03:07:39
You need to sign milk, salt, cultures and rennet.
03:07:42
And guess who took over the red?
03:07:44
We know that we must be repeating.
03:07:49
What?
03:07:51
So what you can do.
03:07:53
Because again, I don't want to be this just guy
03:07:54
that just bitches and rants about stuff so you can look for 100% grass fed beef
03:07:59
and for cheese
03:08:00
you can basically you have to buy European cheese because they still use
03:08:04
the cow lining, stomach stuff or whatever the fuck that is.
03:08:08
Rennet.
03:08:09
I didn't know what rennet was till recently.
03:08:15
Reddit Reddit, Reddit.
03:08:17
Root. It.
03:08:18
Reddit.
03:08:19
Greenwich.
03:08:23
Is Stone
03:08:24
Cold Steve Austin with your mind on the undisputed champion Chris Jericho?
03:08:27
This son had no way up your match tonight with The Undertaker.
03:08:31
Well, it's certainly got to be taking a pick you up right there.
03:08:34
Can I cut you off?
03:08:36
You mind if I cut you off?
03:08:37
What can I continue?
03:08:40
What comes out in your mouth?
03:08:42
What about tonight?
03:08:43
What about Sunday?
03:08:44
What?
03:08:45
This talk about tonight was wrong in the Jonesboro, Arkansas.
03:08:48
What?
03:08:49
I was.
03:08:53
On wrestling was great.
03:08:55
I'm on jacked up.
03:08:57
I'm super I'm ready post I'm going to go run.
03:09:00
I was worried,
03:09:02
I was scared,
03:09:04
I was nervous,
03:09:06
petrified and horrified.
03:09:09
And why?
03:09:10
Because I found out that this is a dry county.
03:09:16
That's right.
03:09:17
That's what I said. You know what? You think it's funny.
03:09:20
You think it's funny when Stone Cold Steve Austin rolls into a dry county?
03:09:23
What do you think?
03:09:24
It's funny. What?
03:09:27
I got my was my skin broke out.
03:09:29
Nice.
03:09:30
I mentioned inside. Were you?
03:09:32
I was all twisted up. You.
03:09:38
Went to the liquor store.
03:09:40
I don't know, they're dealt with alcohol.
03:09:43
More specifically, vodka, not whiskey.
03:09:47
Beer, tequila.
03:09:49
More beer, I know.
03:09:51
Yeah. Oh, no.
03:09:52
I was down 300 and more beer because I wasn't just going to sit around
03:09:56
for a couple hours and Jonesboro, I was going to drink all night long.
03:10:01
I thought to night, that's not.
03:10:04
I thought we were going to Jonesboro.
03:10:05
And and being a dry county, I'm excited to be here
03:10:07
because I found out the Stone Cold Steve Austin gets to wrestle The Undertaker.
03:10:11
What?
03:10:12
It seems like the alcohol has something to do with what?
03:10:16
You got the message in here.
03:10:17
Stone Cold Steve Austin came out here at Jonesboro to open up a candle.
03:10:20
Lopez and the Undertaker says that these people,
03:10:22
and as he calls them, I think you call them hillbillies. And.
03:10:28
Thank you very much, coach
03:10:30
Stone Cold Steve Austin and these hillbillies.
03:10:34
We're going to go out here and we're going to disrespect.
03:10:37
We're going to just
03:10:39
you're going to disrespect all over the black man's ass.
03:10:43
He's a hit. My lips hit you.
03:10:46
I said, did
03:10:48
I ask or he.
03:10:54
And I'll take you in your bitch body.
03:10:56
He said, I think you and your bitch and smash together.
03:11:00
I have no idea what the hell's going to happen
03:11:02
that you to talking about Chris Jericho do don't you have no way out?
03:11:05
I think I'm going.
03:11:06
Is because I time
03:11:08
I got a man's ass to whip and I got alcohol to drink and no way out.
03:11:12
The undisputed titles.
03:11:13
They're coming with Stone Cold Steve Austin. You want to know why?
03:11:17
You don't know why.
03:11:18
You want to know why?
03:11:20
Why. Shut up W
03:11:22
h why?
03:11:24
I'll tell you what.
03:11:25
Because Stone cold said so.
03:11:27
And that's the bottom line. Why?
03:11:30
Because those stone cold said so.
03:11:31
Thank you very much, you son of a bitch.
03:11:34
I'll just roll.
03:11:36
You got off what?
03:11:38
One of the most repeated wrestling chants of all time.
03:11:41
It quickly took the WWF by storm, right?
03:11:45
Well, however, what soon became a term had.
03:11:48
All throughout the show, fans proceeded to say what during regular segments.
03:11:52
I'm going to start with that. What?
03:11:55
Some wrestlers overcame the various creative ways.
03:11:58
Oh, I said, how's he truly going to feel?
03:12:03
Yeah, death or something.
03:12:05
What?
03:12:06
Their death was shameless
03:12:08
when shameless.
03:12:10
Y'all all a bunch of puppets.
03:12:13
I say something and they say they're reciting something
03:12:17
stupid from 20 years ago, but they can't help themselves.
03:12:20
You all sound like a bunch of ducks.
03:12:23
What what what what? Shut up!
03:12:26
I'm talking and
03:12:29
I talking about.
03:12:29
Why don't you say what?
03:12:30
If you'd like to sleep with your own sister? Oh.
03:12:34
Oh, he got him.
03:12:35
What? What?
03:12:38
Wait, I think that's this one.
03:12:39
That one was there.
03:12:40
No one was already in court.
03:12:41
But I didn't realize that that was the.
03:12:44
It was probably the most pain that you've ever felt in your life.
03:12:48
And I'll tell you what.
03:12:50
Why don't you say what?
03:12:51
If you like to sleep with your own sister?
03:12:53
What they.
03:12:56
Come on, little John.
03:12:57
That was just uncalled for.
03:13:00
Yeah.
03:13:00
24 hour song did not pop up when I clicked on it,
03:13:03
just because I was curious on what it was, but.
03:13:07
Our song
03:13:10
24 maybe pulled or not available.
03:13:14
I got it, it came up okay. Once you're.
03:13:18
I can't wait to see what it is
03:13:20
says sorry mom.
03:13:24
You motherfucking sound.
03:13:27
Oh, I'm not gay just because I think Chris Hemsworth.
03:13:31
Hemsworth's not.
03:13:32
I'm not gay just because I'd like to kiss the rock.
03:13:36
Mom, I'm not gay just because I'd rather be a top mom.
03:13:41
I'm not gay.
03:13:45
Would you still love.
03:13:51
It in that Asian man, he took me by the balls
03:13:55
and he took me off the best I've ever had.
03:13:59
It's in that Asian man.
03:14:00
He suck my penis dry while I'm on my show.
03:14:03
What did you say? My dad. He's awesome.
03:14:06
And then Megan Fox came walking through the door,
03:14:09
and it made my mama weak.
03:14:11
And both her knees
03:14:13
and Megan Fox.
03:14:14
He grabbed my mama by the hair and they started making out in front of me.
03:14:21
It was the hottest thing I've seen.
03:14:27
Oh, I'm not. He just.
03:14:35
F I forgot, when we cross
03:14:36
over to Rumble, there was, this, which was,
03:14:40
what I mentioned earlier on the YouTube
03:14:44
and rumble side where, it was the
03:14:49
no, the,
03:14:51
Mock Correspondents Dinner by Jimmy Kimmel.
03:14:55
That was done. Oh, wait.
03:14:56
So we're almost getting to that whole.
03:14:58
We're almost we're almost here.
03:14:59
Okay, okay.
03:15:01
Never mind, I forgot. Yeah, we got another one involving.
03:15:03
So I'm going to skip.
03:15:04
And where are we going to come back to that.
03:15:06
Fuck, I forgot there was no you know what? Fuck it.
03:15:08
No, I just totally ruined the flow. We can skip.
03:15:10
I just pulled into.
03:15:12
I just realized I left that out there, and I was like,
03:15:14
shit, I still have this cute.
03:15:15
And I was like, okay, when he's done with the next one, I'm just going to plug it.
03:15:17
So I have a different angle. I have a different angle.
03:15:20
No, no, no, this is what I'm talking about.
03:15:23
Watch mine.
03:15:23
What are you talking about?
03:15:25
Talking about Jimmy Kimmel, host.
03:15:27
We're shadowing Jimmy Kimmel.
03:15:30
Thank you.
03:15:31
There's a mock white House correspondents dinner to back 2026.
03:15:35
White House beforehand. Right?
03:15:37
Totally. Before stopping formal wear.
03:15:39
I think it's done. This tuxedo simultaneously. I think it was done.
03:15:42
Like, since everything's on the Trump Epstein files,
03:15:47
but he goes live at a certain times, I think, and I'm happy
03:15:49
he decided to stay, Mr. President.
03:15:51
And don't worry, if we bruise your ego, it'll only make your hands
03:15:54
look less disgusting.
03:15:58
Didn't want me to tell any jokes about him tonight,
03:16:01
but he also didn't want to pay me $130,000 to shut up.
03:16:05
So here we are.
03:16:07
Sorry.
03:16:08
Mushroom.
03:16:11
He made the little penis dick joke.
03:16:14
That's so good.
03:16:15
An it has a great joke.
03:16:17
Tonight we have a doctor in the house.
03:16:19
Oh. I'm sorry, I mean, do we have a Jesus in the house?
03:16:23
I always confuse them, too.
03:16:25
It's kind of funny.
03:16:27
I get why you think you do this.
03:16:28
Every time he walks into a room.
03:16:30
People say it was crazy.
03:16:34
You're looking good, though, Mr.
03:16:35
President.
03:16:36
That's a dude.
03:16:37
That's a Bill Cosby dog joke.
03:16:38
But, dad, I'm. Jesus Christ.
03:16:41
The president will tell you repeatedly until you get him to stop.
03:16:44
President Trump has accomplished so much during his second term
03:16:48
that's in bad taste.
03:16:49
And for a while ago,
03:16:52
solar and wind.
03:16:53
That's your legacy, sir.
03:16:54
Breaking wind and passing gas.
03:16:58
What I do first, though, why do you hate wind more?
03:17:02
So much?
03:17:02
They can still get turned on by being blown.
03:17:09
Marco knows what I'm talking about.
03:17:11
I'm going to come.
03:17:12
But I do want to praise the protest.
03:17:14
Look how far you've come.
03:17:15
30 years ago,
03:17:16
you were just some rich guy on Jeffrey Epstein's private jet out of Teterboro.
03:17:20
But you worked for.
03:17:21
Oh, no. I started down pretty hard. Some wonderful secrets.
03:17:23
And because of that, you're able to fly on that plane seven more times.
03:17:27
Dreams really do come true.
03:17:31
Biden display parties for
03:17:34
sure.
03:17:35
What does he get to the party?
03:17:37
Our first lady, Melania is here. Coming up.
03:17:39
Look at more.
03:17:40
So beautiful Mrs. Trump.
03:17:41
You have a glow like an expectant widow.
03:17:45
You know, Melania's birthday is on Sunday.
03:17:48
That's right.
03:17:49
You gotta move up.
03:17:49
Planning to celebrate at home the same way she always does,
03:17:54
looking out a window and whispering, what have I done
03:17:58
so that I haven't seen it in full context?
03:18:01
It was just a quick in and out joke,
03:18:04
but boy, what?
03:18:09
Like right.
03:18:10
Like at a similar time frame to make that joke.
03:18:12
And it's like he already had been, had his life threatened.
03:18:16
So like, do you want to make like, who wrote that joke and who approved that joke?
03:18:21
I doubt writers,
03:18:21
I doubt he wrote that joke, but he definitely is reading it.
03:18:27
You know?
03:18:29
Yeah, you read it like you can read.
03:18:30
You could spin that a different way.
03:18:31
You could say a different joke without like, her, going, oh, you're like
03:18:35
like the death thing.
03:18:36
That's kind of odd because it's already the whole Charlie Kirk thing.
03:18:39
Like, I don't know if you want to play with just that comedy.
03:18:43
There's plenty of, again, there's plenty of other things to make fun of.
03:18:46
There's there's all kinds of things still, though.
03:18:48
I mean, all kinds of caricatures and and nuances.
03:18:53
I'm gonna I'm going to hate what he says.
03:18:55
I'm going to think it's not funny,
03:18:56
but I'm still going to defend his right to be stupidly not funny.
03:19:00
And with Badger, he has every.
03:19:03
Yeah, but
03:19:03
that makes him a discord person, does it? Not?
03:19:06
That's up to your opinion.
03:19:07
I mean, I make I make disgusting jokes as well, but it's definitely,
03:19:12
definitely, it's a black black cat calling a black person black.
03:19:17
You can look at hot dog buns music.
03:19:19
But that was the whole point of the it was meant to.
03:19:25
Just grab at
03:19:26
whatever offensive thing you could say and just say it.
03:19:29
It wasn't an exact yes targeted.
03:19:32
It wasn't a targeted, oh, let's go after this group because we hate them.
03:19:36
It was just, let's say as many offensive things as we can, even if it's.
03:19:40
So you're you're drawing a line of allowed censorship, though
03:19:44
if yes, Jimmy Kimmel has reached the level of
03:19:47
what's the difference between that and the file in
03:19:51
I hate horror movies, but they don't scare me.
03:19:53
I just hate them.
03:19:54
Their Jimmy Kimmel is looked at as a beacon, like he's The Tonight Show, but I.
03:19:58
I support gory horror movies, too.
03:20:01
It's free speech.
03:20:02
He's on national television.
03:20:04
In order to make sure that good ideas are expressed,
03:20:07
we have to allow the hideous ideas to be expressed also.
03:20:10
Well, they don't.
03:20:11
I don't know if I don't know if I see a nationally broadcasted program
03:20:16
that says good things about our president currently.
03:20:21
And I don't know if there was a nationally broadcasted
03:20:23
television that said negative things about our previous president.
03:20:26
So they did. There's a difference.
03:20:30
Not many, not many people got a lot of fun and ridiculed
03:20:34
my politicians my entire as much as as much as they could.
03:20:37
They they had to, but they just kind.
03:20:40
No big deal.
03:20:41
But once when somebody and it's weird, it's the other.
03:20:44
There's a narrative structure going on and news
03:20:48
and it all depends on who's controlling it.
03:20:50
And it's the fucking
03:20:53
left.
03:20:53
They control a major stake in it.
03:20:55
That's why fuck.
03:21:00
It's why Fox News gets such big ratings.
03:21:04
Because it's it's the only one you can go to
03:21:08
for a counter-narrative versus all the other minor.
03:21:11
And so you just go by number and you just go, oh, it must be because
03:21:15
all these minor ones are spouting more minor numbers to minor people.
03:21:19
So you're getting more of that influence
03:21:21
in minor areas, which is, yes, the minority.
03:21:25
Right.
03:21:25
All that does exist,
03:21:26
but I still think vile stuff has to be allowed to be said otherwise.
03:21:30
Yeah, that's great, but not when it's targeted like that.
03:21:33
And you know, it's great and there's no but that's great for,
03:21:37
jackasses that are just making horseshit music in the garage.
03:21:42
It's different for a guy who's a national television
03:21:46
podcaster.
03:21:49
Where'd you go?
03:21:51
Sorry. Podcast like this.
03:21:53
While people like podcasts on Monday night, it's okay to say stuff like that,
03:21:56
but once you reach that level, then you're saying you has to be some sort of
03:22:00
censorship under the if you're you are
03:22:03
you were held to that standard socially based on every advertisement dollars.
03:22:08
But I guess that speaks for.
03:22:09
Yeah. Okay. So you there you just drew up another line.
03:22:11
He has every right to say, in my opinion.
03:22:13
He has every right to say what he has to say.
03:22:14
But every everyone also has a right to react.
03:22:16
No, he doesn't have the right to say what he wants to say.
03:22:18
He knows the network you don't believe in.
03:22:21
You don't believe in the First Amendment and free speech.
03:22:23
He has the First Amendment right, but it all depends on what the network wants.
03:22:26
So he can't just go out there and say whatever the
03:22:28
yes that's yes, that's he will he can.
03:22:30
I mean he could, but he would, he would know there will be a reaction to it.
03:22:34
There is a hierarchy that is approving that and that's fine.
03:22:38
They on the day on the airwaves that they might not be approving word for word,
03:22:41
but they're definitely approving him going out there and doing what he wants.
03:22:44
I guess agreed with that before he was going to be pulled off the air for
03:22:48
I mean, what was that?
03:22:49
There was still that equal time shit that was going out there.
03:22:52
What what's going on? I mean, that
03:22:55
it has to be challenged.
03:22:56
People are talking about it, but it has to be actually challenged.
03:22:59
Somebody has to step up and sue for equal time, I believe it. Yeah.
03:23:02
And that sucks because you got a speaking to suing you right?
03:23:09
Yeah.
03:23:11
Yeah.
03:23:12
This is just a different view.
03:23:14
Right after they took the to the vice president of the president off stage.
03:23:18
This is what happened after.
03:23:22
That was so wait, what did you think?
03:23:24
It was weird.
03:23:25
When they walked through the dining room,
03:23:26
they stepped over chairs instead of moving them.
03:23:28
I thought that was really weird.
03:23:30
I mean, every people said, I can't find any video,
03:23:34
but when I was watching it live,
03:23:36
when I was watching it live, they came storming in from the back
03:23:38
and came up the, you know, like right through the dining room.
03:23:42
If I was one walking through, I would just especially if I was the first guy,
03:23:45
I would move the chairs so everybody could just walk.
03:23:47
But they didn't.
03:23:48
Someone walk over tables, someone walked over chairs.
03:23:50
Some people were sitting in those chairs while they were walking over them.
03:23:53
It was like it was.
03:23:54
It was weird. It was the strangest part. I thought of the whole thing.
03:23:59
Okay.
03:24:01
Like he just did it.
03:24:01
He just tore that barricade down.
03:24:04
He didn't have to.
03:24:05
He could have just moved it.
03:24:06
What do you doing?
03:24:11
This part to they.
03:24:12
Somebody comes over
03:24:13
and gives them instructions and they start hiding behind these chairs.
03:24:17
I hate to break it to you.
03:24:22
Charles, go.
03:24:26
Please go back. So.
03:24:29
Let's go, babe.
03:24:30
Let's go. Babe.
03:24:32
Yeah.
03:24:33
I love my song for the man.
03:24:35
Hey, that's Dana White before we go on.
03:24:39
So there really was every important person there.
03:24:43
I heard a lot of people criticizing that.
03:24:44
Why would the vice president and the president be in the same spot ever for.
03:24:48
I mean, that just seems no good idea.
03:24:50
But they're together along with the yeah, like they're not supposed to.
03:24:53
Yeah, that one didn't bother me.
03:24:55
But the fact that there were
03:24:56
there were a lot of important people there like, this is how it becomes like it's
03:25:00
I kept waiting for Bane to walk in
03:25:01
when I was watching it, I was genuinely thinking.
03:25:04
And even the guy that the
03:25:05
YouTuber that I was watching it who was commentary commentating
03:25:09
said something about that, about all the important people in one place.
03:25:13
This is where the villain would come in and do something and sure, shit,
03:25:17
okay, that's fine.
03:25:18
I mean, Biden was run by the auto pen, so we'll just auto pen this shit.
03:25:22
Who cares? Who's gonna know why?
03:25:25
I don't know what that means. That sounds like a political bias.
03:25:27
Exactly. Who knows the jury.
03:25:30
It's all a side. It's not go up the middle.
03:25:33
Let's go out to the side.
03:25:34
Let's not go up the middle.
03:25:35
That's our, Department of War's leader there.
03:25:39
The highest strategy. He.
03:25:41
He realizes it's not good to walk up the middle
03:25:43
like the secret services, leading them to do so.
03:25:46
He recommends that they walk up the side.
03:25:51
This is crazy.
03:25:52
That's not a good angle.
03:25:53
Remember how Trump had his arm raised with blood and the flag in the background?
03:25:56
It was like, symbolic and triumphant.
03:25:59
This has the exact opposite.
03:26:05
Gotcha.
03:26:06
Especially there's people.
03:26:07
You see the people in the chairs, but you notice there's people laying down.
03:26:09
And I don't know how I would react in a situation where gunfire burst out.
03:26:12
I've never been in a situation.
03:26:15
I've been like downtown where I hear gunfire, but I was never in the middle of a
03:26:21
whatever the fuck these things are called.
03:26:24
Do I say?
03:26:27
Hey. Hello. Goodbye.
03:26:28
That's, fentanyl. No.
03:26:30
What's his name? Fedor.
03:26:31
How do they do?
03:26:34
Yeah. Hey, you,
03:26:37
speaking of hand raised fist, somebody is trying to make it that triumphant moment.
03:26:41
Hey, hey.
03:26:44
Two people. Two.
03:26:45
Two people said it once.
03:26:51
And I.
03:26:56
Looks like Fedor wore his,
03:26:59
gas station attendant.
03:27:08
Right.
03:27:13
Remember, at this point.
03:27:14
So I watched it for about an hour.
03:27:16
They kept saying, we'll be back.
03:27:18
We're going to finish the show. We'll be.
03:27:19
We'll be right back.
03:27:20
We're going to finish the show.
03:27:22
So that's why everyone just stayed there.
03:27:26
Do you ever think that this is like the people that are really going to do
03:27:28
damage are just doing this to see exactly what the reaction
03:27:34
of all these security teams are?
03:27:36
No, I've seen that.
03:27:37
That's in a lot of movies.
03:27:38
That's how they that's if you watch a movie, that's the problem.
03:27:43
Movies are real movie problem.
03:27:46
I'm not I'm not suggesting they follow movies.
03:27:48
I'm just asking you to ponder.
03:27:50
It's it's what we do at this rate.
03:28:03
It's just no reason to do that.
03:28:04
I don't think there's any reason to the stunt to move it, like.
03:28:08
No, bro. Like, what do you like?
03:28:10
Oh, let's take chances or not take chances like that.
03:28:17
What?
03:28:17
Have you ever walked through a barricade? You just.
03:28:19
You just give it a little push. It moves right out of the way.
03:28:21
You don't have to throw two of them connected together.
03:28:24
He's like, he's been waiting for this his whole fucking life.
03:28:27
And now he's like, boom in action, not training.
03:28:29
Been training for this whole it's this is action. Let's go.
03:28:32
And it's adrenaline is overreacting.
03:28:34
At that point.
03:28:35
The so-called manifesto is a stunning thing to read, Mr.
03:28:38
President.
03:28:39
He appears to reference a motive in it.
03:28:42
He writes this quote, administration officials, they are targets.
03:28:47
And he also becomes I'm no longer willing to up a pedophile,
03:28:51
rapist and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes.
03:28:55
What's your reaction while I was waiting for you to read that?
03:28:57
Because I knew you would.
03:28:58
Because you're you're you're horrible people.
03:29:01
Horrible people.
03:29:02
Yeah, he did write that.
03:29:03
How do you get pissed?
03:29:05
I didn't rape anybody.
03:29:07
You know, you might think he was referring to.
03:29:09
Excuse me.
03:29:11
What the fuck is she doing there? Oh,
03:29:17
did you think he was talking about you?
03:29:20
Right?
03:29:20
Yeah.
03:29:22
Oh. Oh, you know why you're asking this question?
03:29:25
You know, that's exactly.
03:29:27
And then the fact that she called, he calls.
03:29:30
I guess it's like a good character for, like,
03:29:32
it's a good character situation, but also like a character flaw
03:29:35
because he calls her disgraceful multiple times.
03:29:37
And she just kind of takes it, which is good.
03:29:40
But at the same time, like,
03:29:41
you don't like defend that because I guess there's no defense of it, right?
03:29:45
It like you are purposefully egging those like,
03:29:51
this is more distasteful than Kimberly for sure.
03:29:53
To me, you just try to kill you and you're going to be like, well,
03:29:56
you know, well, well, at least at least Kimmel's trying to be a goof.
03:30:01
She's she's serious is all fucking shit right now.
03:30:05
His bad joke was one amongst many bad jokes,
03:30:09
so I don't know if, but at the same time, the guy's already had his.
03:30:12
You don't you don't like that.
03:30:15
You don't joke about publicly about that.
03:30:17
You can do that behind the scenes with amongst your buddies.
03:30:19
But you don't like joke about people of public authority
03:30:25
in situations as such.
03:30:26
I don't even want to say it like you want to say it jokingly.
03:30:29
I mean, it's just like it's just something you don't want to promote, you know?
03:30:34
It's weird that he's perfectly fine with his national broadcast
03:30:37
television show to just go, hey, she's going to be a widow.
03:30:41
I would like to say that I wouldn't say anything that bad,
03:30:44
but if it was the right place at the right time to get the right laugh, I would.
03:30:47
If you wanted to go off of an old age, you got to tie in old age to that joke.
03:30:52
You can't just go, widow.
03:30:54
You got to go, oh, he's so old that blah blah blah.
03:30:57
How old is he?
03:30:59
Yeah, that he didn't do that.
03:31:01
It was just a widow.
03:31:04
The fuck is there?
03:31:05
That's a bad taste.
03:31:06
You couldn't just add those couple extra things.
03:31:07
Who's the writer on that?
03:31:09
I'm not a joke writer.
03:31:10
I'm not a Hollywood writer. I'm not a writer. One.
03:31:13
He has a I know of writers
03:31:14
I understand to put that nuance in there to go, yeah, let's cover our base there
03:31:18
because we don't want to make it look in this.
03:31:19
Like, who the fuck see, idiot or otherwise, it's
03:31:24
what's the other option?
03:31:25
Maybe it was meant to be. Maybe they meant that.
03:31:28
Maybe that's what they meant.
03:31:32
If it was, oh, you have Joe Biden
03:31:35
words.
03:31:37
Because I wouldn't want to have that context.
03:31:39
And that's the same person that I got associated with
03:31:44
or stuff that has nothing to do with me.
03:31:47
I was totally exonerated.
03:31:49
Your friends on the other side of the plate
03:31:53
are the ones that were deeply involved with, let's say
03:31:56
these were other things, but I said I could have said the I'll.
03:31:59
He said the play, I'll do this interview and they'll probably like,
03:32:03
you know, he's a sick person, but I like sports.
03:32:06
Brought a lot of yourself.
03:32:07
I don't like sports. Right.
03:32:09
I'm not do any of those things, Mr. President.
03:32:11
I was never there.
03:32:12
Just tank tops that are one size too small. You shouldn't be.
03:32:15
Yeah, when the 16 scores.
03:32:17
But got this finish.
03:32:19
The other thing that he was
03:32:21
the other thing in the manifesto or the the so-called manifesto
03:32:24
was a stunning thing to read.
03:32:28
Yeah.
03:32:28
What I thought was weird is the news said that they sent he sent his manifesto
03:32:32
to a bunch of news and family and friends basically sent it to everyone.
03:32:36
And what I saw that he sent was a handwritten notepad.
03:32:41
He sent everybody their own handwritten spiral lined paper notepad.
03:32:46
Or did he take a picture of what he wrote and send it to everybody?
03:32:51
Dude, I'm not going to make I mean, he's a crazy person.
03:32:53
I'm not allegedly,
03:32:54
I'm not going to make fun of them because I don't I'm sure we have a small
03:32:57
but because he's fucked up, he's a I don't
03:33:02
that's exactly why I don't.
03:33:04
Yeah.
03:33:05
Can't imagine doing that.
03:33:07
He's a fast runner though.
03:33:08
He's fast for being half. He's half.
03:33:11
Yeah right.
03:33:12
He's like like I show speed motherfucker.
03:33:15
I don't know if it's because of the bad, frame rate of the security camera, but.
03:33:18
Right. Yeah.
03:33:19
Or all the look cops that he flew in there.
03:33:23
Why don't be cops.
03:33:25
They're going to have to get, a couple of faster
03:33:29
brothers in there.
03:33:31
So, do you want an update
03:33:35
on, my pipe neighbor situation?
03:33:40
Yeah, but you got to let me hit this. So.
03:33:42
Hey, there.
03:33:43
Just wanted to give you a quick update on what's been going on around here.
03:33:48
Do we have anything carryover from, like, the old shit?
03:33:50
I guess you just pulled some random, like, shit, but it doesn't matter right now.
03:33:54
So I had a survey done.
03:33:59
And, And it turns out no photo here.
03:34:02
Oh, a different kind of service photo here.
03:34:04
So this is the steak
03:34:06
for the property line.
03:34:08
Next.
03:34:09
This is a telephone pole steak.
03:34:12
This is a telephone pole.
03:34:15
And steak is about three feet,
03:34:18
2 or 3ft off of that telephone pole.
03:34:21
And this is bigger.
03:34:22
This is our neighbor's yard.
03:34:23
This neighbor and the neighbor next to them all
03:34:26
are within a foot of this governance threshold.
03:34:29
I could see how they've trimmed back a bit,
03:34:31
because there are a decent amount of woods here that encroach.
03:34:34
And honestly, I'm not mad at that.
03:34:36
I'm caught that this person.
03:34:40
So the
03:34:40
pipe that is in question is about here,
03:34:43
which is five feet
03:34:46
onto my property
03:34:48
because this is a steak act like, I don't know.
03:34:51
The next step is right here.
03:34:53
My property is to the left over here.
03:34:55
My neighbor's property is to right over here.
03:34:58
But this is my neighbor's property.
03:35:00
This is my neighbor's property.
03:35:03
This is my neighbor's property.
03:35:04
This is like 15ft of shit here that they've that over the years.
03:35:09
Now they bought this property and this this stamp patio is not here.
03:35:12
But what this asshole told me last year
03:35:16
when he ran out and goes through here, you're burning stuff that's smoking.
03:35:20
You're. Oh, you. You're burning.
03:35:22
Who's is just a smoke?
03:35:23
Well, and I'm like, okay, bro, you don't have a spark screen.
03:35:27
I'm like, bro, it's okay. Like I'm like, I'm sorry, you know?
03:35:29
Okay, I'll go to sparks again. I won't burn like this. Shit. My bad.
03:35:34
But meanwhile, he's got a
03:35:35
whole fucking shit on my property.
03:35:38
Bye bye then some and even built this.
03:35:40
And he said that.
03:35:41
He goes and I go, hey, you know, I go, do you know where the property line is?
03:35:44
Because I'm like, oh, it looks like there's like a post over here.
03:35:46
He goes, no, no, that's not the property line.
03:35:49
He and he's like, oh, we put the stamp patio in and,
03:35:53
you know, we went off the plat maps in the city.
03:35:56
We fought the city because they said we couldn't put this here, but we do.
03:36:00
But then we were able to put this here, and
03:36:04
I don't fucking know what he was trying to tell me,
03:36:06
but it seemed like he was just a dipshit, and I don't know,
03:36:11
but this asshole obviously cut corners, didn't do what he was supposed to do.
03:36:15
And now I've got to deal with, like, so
03:36:19
my woods are over here and the wraps this way more.
03:36:23
And this is a good like
03:36:25
ten, 5 to
03:36:27
7ft of woods right here before you get to my property.
03:36:31
And so they've cleared all this out.
03:36:32
So it's like all the natural
03:36:35
shit that growth that would be here is gone.
03:36:38
And then also how do I access this as a homeowner to like.
03:36:43
Prevent them from like, you know, just using it anyway.
03:36:47
You know what I mean?
03:36:47
Like I'm already taking the string of arbor of ideas
03:36:50
that are coming down this line.
03:36:51
Anyway, and I had them passed
03:36:54
five feet off of this power line, about 5 to 7ft.
03:36:57
I had them staggering coming down.
03:36:59
And so I'm going to be about this realm here anyway, coming down.
03:37:04
So they're going to have an extra like foot here.
03:37:06
But they need to get all this shit out of my fucking way like I don't.
03:37:11
This is still an issue.
03:37:12
The Rock landscaping isn't isn't yours.
03:37:15
So their shit should have like no, no, I mean, it isn't.
03:37:19
Hell yeah. Yeah
03:37:22
I don't
03:37:22
do they come out there and tend to it.
03:37:25
They don't. They don't really use this much.
03:37:28
Although they have on rare occasion they can't tell what it is.
03:37:30
Is it a is it a pit. Is it a barbecue.
03:37:32
Is it just a part of this,
03:37:34
this barbecue pit which he yelled at me about having,
03:37:36
you know, my, my barbecue pit.
03:37:38
But technically this is illegal because he has
03:37:40
this is raised off the ground more than, two feet and or a foot and a half,
03:37:44
which you're not allowed to have a so whatever.
03:37:47
I'm just saying, because he was bitching about me, about my smoke.
03:37:49
So I was just starting to nickel and dime his horseshit.
03:37:51
But this is ultimately what I was waiting for.
03:37:54
And this is ultimately what I knew.
03:37:56
Again, the pipe in question is what he claims is just his septic tank
03:38:00
or not, a septic tank is fucking. That would be gross.
03:38:03
His,
03:38:05
roof runoff?
03:38:06
Fucking no.
03:38:08
It seems like it because it dumps out like a motherfucker
03:38:10
when it's raining, but his, Yeah, I'm sure it ties into that.
03:38:13
And I call that the, the thing in your water
03:38:17
that the 17 inch water cover, the Empire State Building.
03:38:22
What is it? I'm just guess.
03:38:23
I think it's a basin that pulls water out of your basement.
03:38:25
The panfish, the pump, the sump pump, sump pump,
03:38:30
somehow. Sump pump.
03:38:31
Is it sub pump or some people. Sump. Sump pump.
03:38:34
My girlfriend, she thought it was called a sunk pump and I'm like sunk.
03:38:39
I never heard that.
03:38:39
I thought when I was younger I was like, is it a sub?
03:38:42
Because it's. Oh no, this is like, this is like a couple years ago.
03:38:46
Oh right.
03:38:46
So guys. Yeah. That's what she said. There was just the sunk.
03:38:48
It was sunk in the ground.
03:38:50
But yeah.
03:38:51
So this is my property line and this is where they think like theirs is.
03:38:57
And so, you know,
03:39:00
again, I've wasted my time fucking around with, like, horse shit over here
03:39:03
when I've wasted my money, time and money over here, we apologize.
03:39:08
I feel like we wasted your time tonight.
03:39:11
They.
03:39:12
They moved in, didn't get a survey improperly.
03:39:15
Put this in. There's power lines on the seawall.
03:39:17
You're not supposed to build shit.
03:39:19
It's a crap fire underneath them as well is whatever.
03:39:23
But he told me some weird story about how and when we moved in.
03:39:27
There was a power line that broke, and then there was, water here.
03:39:30
And then there was a it struck the ground and there was a fire and and then.
03:39:35
Oh, and it's like, I don't know, dude, you moved in.
03:39:38
You added this damp patio after the fact. You didn't get a survey.
03:39:41
And it's horseshit.
03:39:42
Your previous neighbor
03:39:43
that owned this, the previous person, the owners, I think, put this pipe in.
03:39:47
The previous neighbor also
03:39:50
dug into this a bit over
03:39:51
time, and when these people moved in, they just assumed this must be ours.
03:39:55
But guess what? It's not, and I don't.
03:39:57
This is going to be kind of an issue to deal with, unfortunately.
03:40:01
Maybe instead of putting tell them to move the build, we have bridges
03:40:05
and you could have like a compound you could share.
03:40:08
So the options are to to potentially like so
03:40:10
the options are like they could get into legal situations.
03:40:13
I don't know if I'm supposed to contact the city
03:40:15
because he claimed that the city approved this.
03:40:18
And it's like, I don't I don't know who approved anything off the plat maps.
03:40:22
I don't know if they did something illegal that they weren't supposed to do.
03:40:25
I don't know if the city. Yeah.
03:40:26
I don't know if they I would bet all the money I have within reach
03:40:30
that they did not pull a permit for that because it's not attached to the house
03:40:36
like you don't.
03:40:36
I don't think you have to pull a permit for that, to be honest.
03:40:40
At least in my municipality, said he.
03:40:43
Oh, he fought the city to put it in because, they, they were, I don't know,
03:40:47
he told me some weird story that seemed odd, but, yeah, this is the stake.
03:40:52
So everything on this side of the stake is my property.
03:40:55
So this is literally, like, probably 20ft between where what I can access
03:41:01
and the woods that could be then this point
03:41:04
and just move everything over that far.
03:41:07
I mean, that'd be a hell of a lot of work, but it'd be fucking hilarious.
03:41:10
I think this is in the ground.
03:41:12
Yeah. Oh, fuck. Yeah it is. You're good.
03:41:13
I mean, it'd be a pain in the ass, but
03:41:16
it'd be awesome if you could move everything over,
03:41:17
like, 12ft to the fucking rock just the next day.
03:41:21
Yeah, he just called it the pipe.
03:41:22
The problem is, the pipe.
03:41:24
I have that whole shit rerouted. Why?
03:41:25
You have your fucking your septic dumping out like this
03:41:28
is going to cost him a bunch of money, and they need to have this done, like
03:41:31
I don't I don't I'm not waiting for them years to have something like
03:41:35
like I've got plans for this property.
03:41:37
I want to use everything that I own.
03:41:39
Like, this is horseshit.
03:41:41
You guys got you guys.
03:41:42
I have a property I actually own a little bit.
03:41:45
I actually own a little bit less on the other side.
03:41:47
And I actually need to potentially or not.
03:41:50
I didn't notify that neighbor.
03:41:53
The previous neighbor. Right.
03:41:54
How about one house?
03:41:56
Listen, I've played access and allies.
03:41:58
Your best bet is to do one front at a time.
03:42:01
No, no.
03:42:01
The problem is, the people that own this house before now
03:42:04
put trees on a property line on that side.
03:42:08
That that neighbor is adhered by.
03:42:11
He said that he mows his lawn
03:42:15
based on those trees.
03:42:17
And so. And he's been I would too.
03:42:19
All right, so hold on, hold on.
03:42:21
I know exactly where my neighbor's line is.
03:42:23
I live in one of those old fashioned 1950s at postwar Sears
03:42:27
catalog bungalow houses, and every one of our yards are exactly the same.
03:42:31
There's, like, 16ft on one side.
03:42:32
It's right here on the spots right here.
03:42:35
These people are these people hold on, hold by the same shit.
03:42:38
But these people go, no, this is ours.
03:42:40
This must be I'm decent with my neighbor.
03:42:42
So like both of our neighbors, we do the same thing.
03:42:44
We cut to the driveway even though there's a hair of it.
03:42:47
You know what I mean? I mean, come on.
03:42:49
But, yeah, if somebody wanted to build, I actually I did ask
03:42:52
if my driveway does go farther than it should.
03:42:55
I shouldn't have said that on air. Now, I
03:42:57
liable.
03:42:59
That's a good you didn't know.
03:43:01
But you might find out that there's some weird, stupid precedent
03:43:04
they've established domicile.
03:43:05
Now they own your entire home because they they squatted it.
03:43:09
That one little pad of cement is what I can see here.
03:43:12
But if no, I could see if they bought it and they.
03:43:17
This wasn't here before. They could plead ignorance.
03:43:19
But the problem is they bought it
03:43:20
and then they put this in so they didn't have it surveyed.
03:43:24
They cut corners. Right?
03:43:25
I agree, there's no record of that. No way.
03:43:28
They just did it or had somebody do it.
03:43:31
But like you said, it was probably the people before. So
03:43:34
you can't really blame the other.
03:43:36
No they put they put, they put this in.
03:43:39
I think the people before trim this back over time because these people
03:43:43
trimmed it back by a couple feet or just naturally pushed back
03:43:46
the people next to them a couple feet and it just naturally pushed back.
03:43:49
I'm, I'm, I'm somewhat okay with that.
03:43:52
If we ever decide to put a fence on this line, which we've talked about,
03:43:56
it's, it's a pretty penny to put that in.
03:43:58
That's about 30 grand, probably to put a fence in because it's like
03:44:02
300ft stretch.
03:44:04
It's fucking four.
03:44:05
It's four.
03:44:06
Three people's property on this, on this side.
03:44:09
Like it's
03:44:11
like three of these people's backyards are one stretch of our backyard.
03:44:14
So I would assume people over here are just like, hey, well,
03:44:17
these people will never notice if we just kind of eat in their backyard.
03:44:20
This house in the house next to it
03:44:23
seem to have a little bit more sense
03:44:26
on trying to govern it by these power lines that are here.
03:44:30
These people that owned it previously did not,
03:44:32
and then the people that moved in went, well, fuck, this must be ours.
03:44:36
So let's illegally put a stamp patio in and claim the city.
03:44:39
Okay? That or some shit, I don't know.
03:44:40
I don't know why he told me some weird narrative. That's the weird thing.
03:44:44
Yeah.
03:44:45
So, yeah, we had to put in.
03:44:47
You guys could share the patio.
03:44:49
There is no reason to access it. That's.
03:44:51
What's the weird thing.
03:44:52
Like all the natural woods are gone.
03:44:54
There's natural woods here in a big stretch that I've been keeping clean.
03:44:57
But it'd be nice to have natural woods all through right here.
03:45:01
But there's not, because I'd like to have natural woods on this stretch
03:45:04
and then have more clean and actually hold on a second.
03:45:07
Hold back end. Hold on.
03:45:09
So you're going to manicure and landscape natural wood.
03:45:14
No, because I'm, I'm, I'm
03:45:16
the same bunch of random shit that's growing.
03:45:19
So yeah that to me that's natural wood provides down.
03:45:23
But all this is cleared up.
03:45:24
So there's going to be a space that I'm going to have to fill
03:45:26
with my own money of different trees and plants that I'm going
03:45:28
to bring in an imposter in here, which I didn't have to do before.
03:45:32
So this is just also going to be an expense of me over time,
03:45:35
because now I need to fill this space so they are stay the fuck off my property.
03:45:41
Oh, I don't think you should do that.
03:45:44
What do you mean? I have to leave this open.
03:45:46
What's the point of leaving this open and going?
03:45:48
Hey, the woods on the other side of this property by seven feet are mine.
03:45:51
Don't have your kids play over there.
03:45:54
They have kids.
03:45:55
Yeah, yeah, they got. Do they got a fucking.
03:45:58
They got one that was already out and then.
03:46:00
So last year it just came out or something.
03:46:03
So it's like they've got
03:46:04
like a one that's a couple of years old and one that's like a year old.
03:46:08
Yeah.
03:46:08
They're going to be all fucking like this isn't your property.
03:46:11
So this is mine, I bought it.
03:46:13
This is your kids.
03:46:15
Kids aren't going.
03:46:16
What am I supposed to do? No. Are you going to?
03:46:19
I give them my whole property and just go, oh, that's mine, but I don't touch it.
03:46:22
And they use it, and it's awkward.
03:46:24
Whenever we, like, are in the back of our property.
03:46:26
And I'd like to have more of a run for my disc
03:46:28
golf baskets and room for our dog to run and like.
03:46:32
Well, let me tell you, why would I tell you a story?
03:46:33
What I
03:46:34
when Niagara Falls started, they used to just have people
03:46:37
and they would say, hey man, don't be a dumb ass.
03:46:39
And then people would fall off and eventually they had to put up a fence.
03:46:42
So you either work with Niagara Falls or you put up a fence.
03:46:45
That's mine. You don't be a dumb ass.
03:46:47
You do that, do you?
03:46:49
Legally, from your from your point of view, I you already did get a survey.
03:46:54
I don't I'm not putting anything.
03:46:55
I thought you did anything out.
03:46:57
I thought you did get a survey.
03:46:58
Yeah, I got a survey for fucking.
03:47:00
One of the main reasons is this.
03:47:03
Because I knew this was horseshit.
03:47:05
That's just a red line.
03:47:06
That doesn't mean anything to me.
03:47:08
I'm just taking your word for it. This is.
03:47:11
Have they found the medallion? Like.
03:47:13
Because my property. Yes, they did.
03:47:14
All this is a legit survey.
03:47:16
This is legit survey company.
03:47:18
This is their stake.
03:47:19
The things right here, they put a new one in the fucking ground.
03:47:21
There's a one right next to the.
03:47:22
Don't you think? Maybe.
03:47:24
But do you think your neighbor's so retarded that they don't understand
03:47:27
what those stakes are. Are they out there right now?
03:47:30
They just put them today.
03:47:31
So I'm curious is if they saw the guy or if they were.
03:47:35
Yeah, 100% if they didn't see it.
03:47:37
I mean, I know everything that's going on.
03:47:39
The tree that went down in my front yard, I cleared that whole fucking tree.
03:47:44
It's our neighbor's tree.
03:47:46
Like if you were my neighbor.
03:47:47
He never came outside.
03:47:49
I was out there was on multiple different days, and he never once came out.
03:47:53
And I had other neighbors go, hey, this tree came down.
03:47:55
That's pretty crazy.
03:47:56
Oh, my God, he never once came out.
03:47:58
Our survey people came.
03:48:00
His wife came out and ask them questions, and he came out and ask them questions.
03:48:04
Never once when I'm clear in this tree, this is their fucking tree.
03:48:07
I still got a I still got the base of the tree to clear.
03:48:10
It kind of half cocked over.
03:48:11
So I thought, I think I can clear it out.
03:48:14
And then I was going to put more dirt.
03:48:15
But that's not my responsibility at all anymore.
03:48:20
But it sounds like I looked it up anyway.
03:48:22
It's a neighborly thing they're doing.
03:48:23
They're like saying, hey, aerosol like.
03:48:25
But at the same time I'm not obligated to finish.
03:48:28
And they also would suggest, I suggest I miss the property
03:48:32
because it could be it could be trespassing
03:48:33
if I or if I damage something that is over there,
03:48:37
maybe some type of line or something that you know that I'm responsible for
03:48:42
because I'm toying around on their yard when I'm not supposed to.
03:48:47
I don't know, it's fucking weird,
03:48:49
but this is horseshit because this is 20, 25ft
03:48:54
between where where my property, I think it I thought was
03:48:57
and where it should be, which I thought it is, I'm pretty sure,
03:49:00
because when you follow the fucking, you follow the fucking telephone lines.
03:49:06
Well, what he's going to do is.
03:49:07
So this is just me.
03:49:09
If you were my neighbor, what he's going to do, damn it, you've got I don't know.
03:49:13
You've got to put a time frame and you go fix it.
03:49:16
This pipe needs to go and get the fuck off my property
03:49:19
and start flooding my property, because now
03:49:21
when it's back here, it's going to be even worse.
03:49:23
And I'm putting shit here.
03:49:24
And so it needs to just go to your front yard.
03:49:27
So you need to spend money on that, and you need to get rid of all of this.
03:49:31
If you want to keep this shale rock, that's great.
03:49:33
If you don't, it's mine.
03:49:34
Now, and this needs to get the fuck off my shit.
03:49:37
So whether you get rid of it,
03:49:39
I'm going to take a jackhammer to it because I'm put a line. Arbor is
03:49:42
five feet off at
03:49:43
5 to 7ft off of this line of of keep keep the three feet that's on their side.
03:49:49
They'll keep a little half moon for them.
03:49:50
So you're not like a dick about it?
03:49:52
No, no. Why would I do that?
03:49:55
Well, that's on their property.
03:49:56
I don't think you can touch that. And for one reason.
03:49:58
No, I'm just following our 5 to 7000 off of the line.
03:50:02
Right. I'm saying, but the three feet that's on the right side.
03:50:04
Keep that part of the pad there.
03:50:06
Don't fuck. Fucking think that's on what right side.
03:50:08
Yeah. No.
03:50:09
Yeah, whatever I don't know.
03:50:10
I don't know what the fuck they're going to do.
03:50:12
No. Because this needs to be several feet off of the property line.
03:50:15
So this already needs to be a stamp.
03:50:17
Patio needs to be at least three feet off of the property line.
03:50:20
If it's a shed or a building, it needs to be at least seven feet off of
03:50:24
the property line.
03:50:27
Which is weird because the neighbor on the other side has a shed
03:50:29
that's seven feet off of this
03:50:31
makeshift line that these trees that are put in, that the previous one,
03:50:34
one front, one front of the ten, again, if you were my neighbor.
03:50:37
Oh that's fine.
03:50:38
I don't know if I want to inform that neighbor of, hey,
03:50:41
this is like we're not putting anything over there,
03:50:43
but it's our like we mow it like I guess it's ours.
03:50:46
I don't know, he thinks it's ours.
03:50:48
So, like, it's not like we're doing what these people are doing where
03:50:51
we're going to fucking build shit here
03:50:53
and fucking clear out woods and pretend like this is ours.
03:50:56
You had the surveyor.
03:50:58
Did you do the whole perimeter?
03:51:00
This is what this is, motherfucker.
03:51:03
This is all I want. I know it's not.
03:51:04
This is not a perimeter.
03:51:05
This is a border. Stretch goes down.
03:51:07
This whole stretch goes down.
03:51:09
But I'm asking, did he do all sides of your property?
03:51:11
That's all. Yeah, that's what they do.
03:51:13
So you know exactly where the other neighbors are right now.
03:51:17
Yeah, but they're encroaching.
03:51:19
But you're going to wait. Do this again.
03:51:20
If I were your neighbor
03:51:21
and I will have slightly a little bit, but it's not that bad.
03:51:24
It almost seems like a natural.
03:51:26
Hey, there's like some of your woods that are encroaching into our yard.
03:51:29
So we're going to groom a little bit more like they've,
03:51:32
they've all the you not start grooming your neighbor.
03:51:35
Do not groom your neighbor.
03:51:37
Again these two houses,
03:51:38
these are all newer people within the last ten years are newer.
03:51:42
When you say newer to younger.
03:51:46
That's a weird way to say like are they're newer people
03:51:48
like these people are new, are a lot the people down there are similar age.
03:51:52
The people here are maybe a little bit older.
03:51:56
But this is an older subdivision
03:51:58
because some of our other other neighbors are in their 70s.
03:52:01
These are all 50s, built in the mid 50s.
03:52:03
So a lot of the it's either new families
03:52:07
or old folks.
03:52:10
If you were my neighbor
03:52:13
and I walked out there and again, thank God you're not my neighbor.
03:52:15
And I walked out there and you had red surveying fucking stakes up.
03:52:19
I would immediately engage you as pleasant as I could and say, hey,
03:52:22
what's going on?
03:52:23
Are you disputing these people?
03:52:26
These people came and talked to us
03:52:27
randomly, so I would you would be when I would be, I would have purpose.
03:52:31
I would say, are you disputing the property line?
03:52:34
Because it looks like your lines go right through our stamp
03:52:38
patio and everything that we talked about.
03:52:39
It looks like you're saying I got those right through my lines.
03:52:42
It's the reasons commercial, I get it.
03:52:45
So yeah.
03:52:46
But then, you know, at that point, I mean, seriously,
03:52:48
you guys could be like, you could just duke it out right there.
03:52:50
Winner, winner take all, you know, like, hey, I'll bet you an extra ten feet
03:52:53
on either side of the line that I'll take you right now or.
03:52:56
Oh, I could you can take seconds.
03:52:58
Yeah. Right.
03:52:59
So he's going to concede that he's like, fuck, we're not going to do that.
03:53:02
So my advice, in all honesty, is just to work together.
03:53:05
Give him time.
03:53:07
At this point, he probably still has no idea.
03:53:09
If you said he doesn't come out. He's obtuse, he's ignorant.
03:53:12
He's not paying any attention.
03:53:13
Yeah. They just had they just paid to have some other shit done.
03:53:15
They had some workmen that like dug up some weird shit.
03:53:18
Great.
03:53:18
They're going to regret doing that because they're going to have to pay for this.
03:53:22
Yeah, yeah, it sucks because I also have to pay for a fucking tree
03:53:25
that, you know, but here's here's my point guard.
03:53:29
So, I've been in the wrong and I've had to deal with people,
03:53:33
I've had to correct mistakes.
03:53:34
And there's some people that I'm like, oh, man, I feel horrible.
03:53:37
I want to correct this as quick as possible
03:53:38
because I feel bad for these people. There's other ones.
03:53:40
They're like, I'm in the wrong, but this motherfucker's a dick.
03:53:43
And then then 100% honest.
03:53:45
All these dicks I'm asking are from a tree that is is starting to fall apart.
03:53:50
That is now technically
03:53:52
or has been technically on my property before it was on their property.
03:53:55
But all of that was from wait.
03:53:57
Oh, wait, how does that work?
03:53:59
Well, it was always I'm like,
03:54:00
only the only the trunk count your tree can hang over from fucking.
03:54:04
So I would, I would have that tree taken down because I would be concerned
03:54:07
about their fucking fucktard brats and, you know, liability
03:54:12
because the neighbor on my one side, there's a rotting tree that's way worse.
03:54:16
Yeah, we've had some pretty wicked rotting tree with giant
03:54:19
and could have killed somebody came out the next day.
03:54:21
We're like, oh man, do. That's right. Where we do blah blah blah.
03:54:25
Yeah.
03:54:25
So but so but so I mean usually when the tree guy comes out
03:54:28
and, you know, two properties, you can save money by doing it all.
03:54:31
And I mean it's more than twice might have to do.
03:54:33
But it's it's going to be a lot, you know.
03:54:36
And so that's what I'm taking on as a responsibility.
03:54:39
And I just go, you know what? Fuck it.
03:54:41
I guess I have to pay for that.
03:54:42
As much as I'd rather pay for other things
03:54:45
that gets kicked down the road, you know.
03:54:50
And so knowing that
03:54:52
this is my property and knowing I have other trees to be taken down, I'm
03:54:55
going to have that other tree taken down because it's falling close to their shit.
03:54:59
So it's like, look, I'm going to do what I'm supposed to do.
03:55:04
You need to do what you're supposed to do.
03:55:05
I see there's a way.
03:55:06
You just made a you made a social mistake.
03:55:10
Well, so it's yours.
03:55:12
Like do unto others as you hope people do unto you.
03:55:14
Sounds like.
03:55:15
No, no, no, it's a demand.
03:55:17
It's a demand, right. I understand the property.
03:55:19
You need to get it.
03:55:20
And and you're in the right.
03:55:22
But I mean, he's going to have the same level of humanity,
03:55:26
and abilities seem nice enough, but he seemed dumb to where?
03:55:31
Like, yeah, but he might be.
03:55:31
He might be broke or incapable or just lazy.
03:55:35
I don't know, he seems like he has got it.
03:55:37
Job and his wife just it's kind of come.
03:55:39
Does he watch the show? Yeah.
03:55:40
Look from other people's fires.
03:55:42
She complains about the smoke from our fire, but she doesn't complain
03:55:44
about the smoke from these people's fires, which you can actually see in this photo
03:55:49
that they literally got in a fucking land war with them.
03:55:54
Right.
03:55:54
Well, because I used to come out here and stare at, like, not stare.
03:55:57
But I was always wondering.
03:55:58
Austria, but always wondering where why it was so wet back here.
03:56:02
Like why only water is back here.
03:56:04
And I'm like, where is this coming from?
03:56:05
And then I'm out here and I hear, yeah, the
03:56:08
come out a pipe and all of a sudden there's this like trail.
03:56:10
So let's talk more about the stream, this hawk reasonable like man
03:56:15
that it ends right here.
03:56:16
And it's just there's the wire and it's.
03:56:18
I don't read all the way onto my property, and then it pools, I don't recall.
03:56:22
It's the pipe.
03:56:23
Is the pipe completely buried?
03:56:24
And then it pops out.
03:56:26
Yeah. Is it just like, or so.
03:56:27
You can't just you can't just physically curl it in the other direction.
03:56:32
I mean, you could, but it would take a little
03:56:34
I don't know if I can legally just stuff a fucking I can,
03:56:37
I can actually access his property because his mind I know
03:56:40
now and I thought about taking it.
03:56:43
I had a I walked out there with a shirt and a fucking rat.
03:56:47
I thought it was Taito. I heard that was going.
03:56:50
I thought it was a potato.
03:56:51
Yeah, I was going to shove it. And I said, a potato.
03:56:53
But I thought a shirt would be more nuanced.
03:56:55
A potato, you go a shovel to soak it up a shirt, which is soak it up.
03:56:59
And then it would continue,
03:57:01
it would saturate and then just continue like it wasn't even there.
03:57:04
I don't know what I thought, but, I just thought it was saner
03:57:07
to shove on the end of a pole and then just jam in there,
03:57:10
and then I figured, like, okay, whose pull?
03:57:12
It's like, oh boy.
03:57:13
It's so in the story when you're shoving, I can access this hole.
03:57:16
This is all my pull.
03:57:17
This is like this whole this is all mine.
03:57:20
It's all your it's all your pull. It's all yours.
03:57:25
Like they barely have any space between this.
03:57:28
This is like.
03:57:28
This is like four feet.
03:57:32
Maybe not even I don't know.
03:57:33
It's hard to judge,
03:57:35
but it's like you guys are not hard to judge at all.
03:57:37
Are those chairs and shit around the fire pit or, like, benches?
03:57:42
Yeah. So, I mean, a human sits there.
03:57:43
It's it's not hard to judge this.
03:57:46
Now. What I can't tell, though.
03:57:47
You said it was just a raised fire pit. Or is it an actual grill?
03:57:50
I can't tell the you.
03:57:51
No, it's just like, sitting on top of the land fire pit.
03:57:54
So, like, it raised up and so it's actually,
03:57:56
like, in the neighborhood, you're not supposed to have a fire
03:57:58
that extends for more than several feet off the ground and like, so like, yeah,
03:58:02
I don't know. I don't, I don't care.
03:58:03
But when do you start nickel and dime in my shit
03:58:05
I start going, oh, you know that fire pit is. Yeah.
03:58:08
Because dude.
03:58:08
So the fire, the flame is taller than, you know.
03:58:12
And so like, I'm like kind of a Trump personality
03:58:14
where it's like, you tell me I can't put a flag that's certain height.
03:58:17
I'm going to make a mound of sand and make a flag that tall.
03:58:19
You can't tell me I can't have a fire, that's all.
03:58:22
I'm going to dig a hole and have a fire that's, you know.
03:58:24
Yeah. You know, I mean, like that.
03:58:26
That's my my, I had to
03:58:28
I had to I wanted to expand my driveway in the front
03:58:33
because I live on a main road and it's easier to instead
03:58:35
of having to back out, it's easier to turn around in the driveway.
03:58:37
But I had a straight driveway, so it's just a logistical nightmare.
03:58:40
Somebody leaves first.
03:58:41
You got to move your car, blah, blah, blah.
03:58:42
So I said, I'm going to take out this little patch of grass
03:58:46
between my sidewalk and my driveway and make like a nine car
03:58:49
giant driveway that you can almost, and that you can turn around.
03:58:53
The city made me say that I could not park my cars.
03:58:56
I wanted to just pull in, make a little like a left turn and park two cars.
03:59:01
Boom, boom.
03:59:02
They gave me the.
03:59:03
They gave me the variance so that I could put my front yard
03:59:05
almost all cement,
03:59:06
but they wouldn't let me park my cars parallel to the to the road.
03:59:11
I had to agree to keep them parked
03:59:14
perpendicular to the road.
03:59:16
The reason I was saying this though, is I would drive and like ten houses down.
03:59:21
People not only parked parallel to the road,
03:59:24
but they didn't even put in cement.
03:59:25
They just pull off their driveway and where it used to be,
03:59:28
grass is now two little dirt spots
03:59:29
where their car sits there basically in their front yard.
03:59:31
To me, that look trash here.
03:59:33
Then me parking with parking blocks evened up with my sidewalk
03:59:36
or some kind of stamped nice cement to make it, you know, look nice.
03:59:41
Not just a parking lot.
03:59:43
I'm not allowed to park that way, but every time I would drive
03:59:45
by, it would just kill me to the point where I almost stopped and engaged them.
03:59:49
Started a war.
03:59:51
Anytime I've started a war with my neighbors,
03:59:52
even if I was 100% right, it never ended good because I.
03:59:56
I didn't lose a friend because I've learned
03:59:57
not to get too friendly with my real close neighbors.
03:59:59
Because then you can't get away from your friends, so to speak,
04:00:03
if they happen to live upstairs in an apartment or next to you.
04:00:06
So I be.
04:00:06
I'm friendly with my neighbors, but I try not to be
04:00:09
super good close friends where they just expect
04:00:11
and we can just barge in each other's houses.
04:00:13
I've done that. Don't want to do that anymore.
04:00:14
I want a little privacy and there's a lot of houses where I live,
04:00:17
but for whatever reason,
04:00:18
I was going to cross that line and go knock on these people's doors.
04:00:21
I finally just realized one day that it doesn't affect me
04:00:24
in any way, shape or form.
04:00:25
Obviously, your water pipe does affect you,
04:00:29
and if you're gonna have to pay for it and do work, it affects you.
04:00:31
But you're going to have to live
04:00:33
next to this neighbor way longer than the stupid little
04:00:36
issue that once you resolve, then you're just like, now what?
04:00:39
And if you're fine with,
04:00:41
you know, having a neighbor despise, you could be
04:00:43
crazy, could be a a lunatic,
04:00:47
could just be a normal person that now suddenly hates you, then go for it.
04:00:50
But otherwise I would be very patient.
04:00:53
Give him every opportunity to work with you, neighbor friends.
04:00:56
I want to be left alone. I don't know either. You heard.
04:00:58
You didn't hear what I said. You only heard the end.
04:00:59
I want to put up a wall of our ideas.
04:01:01
And if I had the money off hand, I'd put a fucking.
04:01:03
I'd hire a company to go straight off of
04:01:06
the survey prints and put up the fucking fence.
04:01:10
And I'd hire whoever the fuck would need to adjust to deal with this horseshit.
04:01:15
I don't live far enough away from all people to be that friendly.
04:01:19
Fucking no.
04:01:20
I did specify, though.
04:01:22
There's an entire line I don't give a
04:01:23
I don't want to be friends with my close neighbors, my adjacent neighbors.
04:01:27
But I am friendly.
04:01:29
I'm not unfriendly. That was my only point.
04:01:30
An unfriendly neighbor
04:01:31
can be a little bit of a nuisance, especially one that likes to like pester.
04:01:35
I don't want a better to do.
04:01:36
I don't it when the when it's winter and the leaves fall off the trees.
04:01:41
You can see these houses.
04:01:43
When the leaves growing, it's. You can't.
04:01:45
You don't even know there's anyone living there.
04:01:48
You can't even see the next thing.
04:01:51
So are you.
04:01:52
I'm going to get told that's what's horseshit about this.
04:01:54
Blows.
04:01:55
I could either normies out and have this.
04:01:58
I will talk because I'd rather open. Go ahead.
04:02:01
Do you plan on raising a family in this?
04:02:03
At this property?
04:02:05
Yep. Maybe. Maybe not.
04:02:07
They would benefit from.
04:02:08
They would benefit from the open space I'm looking at right now
04:02:11
instead of it being extra land.
04:02:12
Yeah, yeah. The land that I paid for. Yes.
04:02:14
And these people would benefit from the land that they paid for.
04:02:17
If they wanted more land, they should have paid for.
04:02:19
No, no, I'm saying this whole afterlife and bigger than tangible,
04:02:22
provable things that this property right now, the way it is
04:02:26
shared, is more valuable than it's two halves.
04:02:28
No it's not. No.
04:02:29
Yeah. Because you could both enjoy my share.
04:02:32
Listen, I can prove it right now.
04:02:34
So I've thought, like, okay, maybe like, so one of the options are to discuss
04:02:38
with a settlement of, hey, like, you can buy this land from me.
04:02:42
I don't want a fucking property line that's got a weird notch
04:02:45
taken out the back end for no fucking reason, that's all.
04:02:47
Oddball. Like, that's not what I. That's someone I paid for.
04:02:49
That's not the natural order.
04:02:51
And in order to do that also, that also cost money to, to have.
04:02:56
So, I'm not I'm not down with that.
04:03:00
I don't care that they did.
04:03:02
They, they're the ones that didn't follow rules.
04:03:05
Why have you made him aware of the situation yet?
04:03:09
No, because this literally and I was literally just taking these pictures,
04:03:12
hoping like somebody would pop out because I'm going to run out there.
04:03:15
When I see that motherfucker out here, I'm going to run out there like he ran at me
04:03:19
fucking when I went.
04:03:20
But I had my fire pit going, oh, the smoke.
04:03:24
He can run it out like it's the fucking bat out of hell.
04:03:26
Like there's fucking there's a fucking 4:00.
04:03:28
Like his whole house is burning down like, Holy smokes.
04:03:32
Do you typically respond in kind?
04:03:34
If so, if somebody comes at you
04:03:35
as shit, you definitely are going to come back with them and shit.
04:03:38
I'm going to out. I'm going to out. Nice then.
04:03:40
But the problem is, is I'm going to be blunt enough to where
04:03:42
it's like, I don't I unfortunately, this is what it is.
04:03:45
So I have to put that ball in their court and go, what are you going to do?
04:03:48
This is not what it is. This this is not what it is.
04:03:51
Unfortunately, whatever you two can make it.
04:03:53
This is my property line.
04:03:54
So I don't know what you want to do, but this needs to be resolved.
04:03:57
And I can think of three options.
04:04:00
I can think of six months, three months, a year.
04:04:03
You have the two of you have three options.
04:04:06
You can either leave it exactly how it is and then you say, nope,
04:04:09
nope, I no, I'm not at I know we all know what you saying ain't gonna happen.
04:04:13
Yeah. He can either say
04:04:17
fuck you're right and just totally pay for it all.
04:04:20
But I promise you, it's.
04:04:22
I promise you that's not going to happen.
04:04:24
Even if though you're in the total, right.
04:04:25
There's no way he's going to come out tomorrow and be like it.
04:04:28
Mostly because of this festering.
04:04:30
I'm gonna take it. You haven't talked to him.
04:04:33
Talk to him?
04:04:33
I would just
04:04:34
I somebody should have told you this months ago
04:04:36
just to talk to him like a man instead of a building up to this.
04:04:38
Even though you're totally in the right, you're doing everything legitimate.
04:04:40
I wanted to get the survey done because I wanted to know.
04:04:43
I already asked him about.
04:04:44
I already mentioned I go, hey, do you know where the property line is?
04:04:46
And he gave me this weird, like, fucking jump
04:04:48
through hoops horseshit about like, oh, and then he told me the story about the
04:04:52
the pipe and the power lines and how there was a the power line.
04:04:56
He's not a good thing. Bad. I would bet that he knew.
04:04:59
And he's just postponing the inevitable and hoping that you I think so.
04:05:03
And that's that's probably another reason why he's avoiding you.
04:05:06
If he I mean, I don't know if he's avoiding you,
04:05:08
but for the information that I got, it sounds like he's not.
04:05:10
Well, the other thing out of his way to say he's concerned.
04:05:14
No, I mean, they don't they're not out there much.
04:05:16
They let their dog out, and then it barks a bunch,
04:05:18
and then it goes back inside after it barks way too much.
04:05:23
They let it out.
04:05:24
And then you could hear them the other day.
04:05:25
They were like, oh, did you know the dogs?
04:05:27
The leash is broken.
04:05:28
I don't know, like it's like, I really like you guys are so leash
04:05:32
attentive.
04:05:33
Yeah. They just let the dog have a. Yeah.
04:05:36
Why do you have to do that in this property?
04:05:38
I mean, I guess you do you it is weird because I saw
04:05:41
that survey guys all up in their shit, but it's like.
04:05:44
And I told the guy, I go, I'm pretty sure these people are on our property.
04:05:47
And so like, he was all up in there, all up in their shit.
04:05:50
So there's no way they didn't see him doing what he was doing.
04:05:56
I mean, dude may have been at work, but somebody was definitely there, so.
04:06:00
All right, so there's stakes out there, but the there's no string that's drawn in
04:06:04
to hide.
04:06:04
Yeah. Your line because my mom here here's an idea.
04:06:07
Here's a soft, here's a soft yet hard ass cell.
04:06:10
Why don't you
04:06:11
go out there and take the stakes and your entire perimeter and string it
04:06:14
and see what? But is that asshole ish?
04:06:18
Yeah, I think I want I hate it.
04:06:19
I hate to break this to you.
04:06:20
I'm not much older than you, but you have already crossed asshole ish.
04:06:23
Even if you think you're 100% right.
04:06:25
I. I'm trying to tell you why, but you're not listening.
04:06:28
Having a survey and just getting getting to know the fact, you know,
04:06:31
I address the situation to me in a much simpler thing.
04:06:34
It's like somebody's having loud music and you call the police
04:06:36
right away instead of going over and say, hey, it's loud.
04:06:38
You where are you aware that that's loud? Can you turn it down?
04:06:41
I don't know, I don't know if I can argue that this is my property or theirs.
04:06:45
I don't know to like you agreed and agreed, but.
04:06:49
And I wasn't there.
04:06:50
So it sounds like you already did engage him
04:06:51
and have a conversation about the property line.
04:06:53
And he was just either vague,
04:06:54
I don't know, whatever, because, yeah, he jumped all over the place
04:06:57
and it's like, I don't know either because I can't say you're right or wrong.
04:06:59
I don't fucking know.
04:07:01
You said you called the city.
04:07:02
You said that you thought the Santa was put in and they were in power lines.
04:07:05
Come at us.
04:07:06
Do the power lines come at us?
04:07:07
Right over the red line?
04:07:09
Yeah, yeah, it's three feet off.
04:07:11
So the next post is three feet.
04:07:13
Like to my right behind me, maybe about, seven feet, which the asshole
04:07:17
still needs to come back and still mark that last one for some reason.
04:07:20
Well, let's I think you should you should stop calling somebody pay to survey.
04:07:24
Maybe an asshole, too. Or are you talking about him?
04:07:27
That's okay.
04:07:27
Or whatever.
04:07:28
No, he's also an asshole because he was kind of half targeted
04:07:31
and he didn't finish. Even though you think it.
04:07:33
You really think it may be terms of endearment and cute or whatever.
04:07:36
Most people are like, fuck off, asshole.
04:07:39
Whatever you call me, return it to you, I don't care.
04:07:40
It's very abrasive.
04:07:42
All I do know is that I wouldn't call you retarded.
04:07:45
It is getting it.
04:07:46
It might say something like, did, Well, fucking.
04:07:49
Do you want to even get, leduff.
04:07:52
It sounds long.
04:07:53
No, not necessarily.
04:07:56
Not that it's that long, but I was,
04:07:58
I don't know, I got to get up early and.
04:08:02
They fooled me.
04:08:03
I was already
04:08:04
I thought I was going to nap earlier, and I fucking never did,
04:08:06
because the survey thing got me all hopped up.
04:08:09
I can't imagine it doesn't seem like it.
04:08:12
That was a, non sequitur.
04:08:16
I got a tiger thing we didn't do from last week.
04:08:18
I can't let go another week.
04:08:21
I can show it and just end the show.
04:08:23
I, I, I invite you, I appreciate you, but you don't.
04:08:26
I don't think we really need you. If you're just going to.
04:08:30
I don't I'm kidding
04:08:32
you like a fuck you, man. I'm.
04:08:34
You're an asshole. I'm not coming back.
04:08:35
I want to get a property line and prove to you
04:08:37
that I own more flat rates than you know.
04:08:39
Most of the content is. You fucking.
04:08:41
I'm never going to fucking talk to you again.
04:08:44
This is bullshit.
04:08:45
I'm ever.
04:08:46
I have every right to all of the show.
04:08:49
Was that your car or. No, that was Gary's.
04:08:51
No, that's a this shit.
04:08:52
Oh, I still don't understand you.
04:08:54
You talk so fast after whatever happens that he crashed one of your cars too.
04:08:58
I never understood that part of it. Yep,
04:09:02
I guess I did.
04:09:03
I'm sorry. I did understand that part of it.
04:09:06
So you ever heard the expression like that?
04:09:09
Thank you, Gary, of the same person.
04:09:10
And I was not that you and Gary. The same person.
04:09:12
You ever heard the expression once. Shame on you twice.
04:09:14
Shame on me.
04:09:15
Gary should have expected nothing.
04:09:17
That's kind of why I'm mad, Gary. Because.
04:09:19
Did you do it? You did it first.
04:09:21
It's out of nothing but
04:09:23
wanting to help.
04:09:24
But it just backfired.
04:09:26
We usually do chicken attack, but today.
04:09:28
Today we're going to end on a tiger attack.
04:09:33
On going to be someone who.
04:09:42
So I think the audience still thinks, oh, this, this this is pretty good.
04:09:46
This makes me think.
04:09:48
This makes me think, this is pretty. This is different.
04:09:50
I've never seen such.
04:09:52
It's in Russia.
04:09:53
April 19th, 2026.
04:09:55
So it's new tonight.
04:09:57
Look.
04:09:59
That guy. Yes.
04:10:01
So hats off to this guy in the hoodie.
04:10:04
He's the one. He's my friend.
04:10:05
He's the guy I want to hang out with.
04:10:06
Everyone else is like and a half.
04:10:09
I can watch him as soon as the pause.
04:10:12
He's like, wait, the what the fuck?
04:10:16
He's got this kid.
04:10:17
Yeah, it is, man. And he's the fuck.
04:10:20
This is a circus.
04:10:20
They all have. Do they all have kids in their hand?
04:10:23
They all have little fucking babies in their hand.
04:10:26
Oh he's out.
04:10:28
He's totally out now.
04:10:29
They're screaming girls because it's starting to head this way.
04:10:31
And he was going to chuck this way.
04:10:32
Now he's like well what now do I turn around?
04:10:34
What do I do? Yeah, at this point, the safest place is in the cage,
04:10:39
right?
04:10:39
You know, there's other tigers.
04:10:42
The other tigers are pissed because they didn't get out, get back up.
04:10:45
So it's almost like you're purposely
04:10:47
just like the one with the Tigers right there in the back.
04:10:51
The back wall.
04:10:53
When you walk.
04:10:56
I mean, do you think that you just like little opposition,
04:11:00
it would fuck with you?
04:11:04
I don't I think it's so down.
04:11:07
Just so you know, the tiger is more afraid of you than you are of it.
04:11:13
So by staying still,
04:11:16
it may go towards you more because it thinks you're not a view.
04:11:20
Every expert I've ever said from a hurt
04:11:23
herd, say, from a bear to a fucking spider, is
04:11:26
whatever you're doing is even from swimming.
04:11:27
It is a shark.
04:11:28
Whatever you're doing, do it with purpose.
04:11:31
I never quite understood that until.
04:11:34
So if
04:11:35
it thinks you're up to not up to something,
04:11:37
if it thinks that you're doing something with purpose,
04:11:39
it's like, oh, I don't want to fuck with that species.
04:11:41
It's obviously knows what it's doing.
04:11:43
But if you're flailing, screaming, panicking,
04:11:46
you're either going to freak it out, it's going to be confused, or it might attack
04:11:49
you thinking, whatever you're doing, you're not supposed to be doing it.
04:11:53
So you're probably a vulnerable, easy target, right?
04:11:57
So yeah, whatever.
04:11:58
If you're going to sit there, sit there with purpose,
04:12:00
or if you're going to get up, get up and walk with purpose.
04:12:02
But don't be all half assing anything because
04:12:04
then you just probably going to get bit.
04:12:07
It's like.
04:12:10
You want
04:12:12
Jesus.
04:12:13
Yeah.
04:12:13
Like right now obviously the tiger is probably scared to death and trying to get
04:12:17
to its trainer or to out or
04:12:21
something.
04:12:22
Oh, there's people right there.
04:12:24
It's going right toward those people.
04:12:26
I'm so, so I'm so like, I as much as the tiger is like this dramatic thing
04:12:30
like this water, this, this little segment.
04:12:36
So are you just saying I should just go over there with a simple like this?
04:12:38
Go. Hey, man, you know, I'm really sorry like that.
04:12:41
You know, this is the situation. You know what?
04:12:43
Why you go so far? Sorry.
04:12:45
No, I'm sorry that, like, you know, this is what, like, the boundary is.
04:12:48
And, like, I don't know what to do, but, like, this is like, take away the.
04:12:51
Sorry. Okay, man.
04:12:52
I'm like a like the the this pipe is here.
04:12:54
And so I don't know what you have to like.
04:12:57
I can't be sorry.
04:12:58
I'm just like, hey, dude, you knew you were right, I was wrong, I apologize.
04:13:02
Well, you are.
04:13:03
I going to be an asshole, bro?
04:13:05
Get your shit off my shit. I'm sure he doesn't know, right?
04:13:07
Like he probably doesn't know,
04:13:08
but he took the wrong steps, you know, being a fucking pushover, man.
04:13:13
I guess he's not mad about it.
04:13:14
Or an asshole.
04:13:16
You only have the full throttle.
04:13:17
I'm like, just because you didn't go through all the hoops.
04:13:19
Like, I can't just, like, punish him for that
04:13:21
because I also know it's so my my point that I think you were missing again
04:13:25
is the reason that you have to be extra nice is because you're extra right,
04:13:30
and he's going to
04:13:31
be not in a good position if you fucked up on purpose
04:13:35
or on accident or a different homeowner, and you're probably just barely.
04:13:39
I mean, I don't know if you live in a rich neighborhood
04:13:40
where everybody's happy, but that's literally where I'm
04:13:43
at with the neighbor next door to me that said,
04:13:45
hey, this tree is like kind of rotting.
04:13:47
And it's like, well, shit.
04:13:48
Like, yeah,
04:13:50
you know, but what did he what do you say?
04:13:51
No, he said your property.
04:13:53
Yeah.
04:13:53
No, but yeah, it could lean towards his shit and hit his shit.
04:13:57
So it's like, you know, I looked it up and if they mention it to you
04:14:02
and it's a liability, they put you on notice.
04:14:04
So technically there is a
04:14:07
a responsibility.
04:14:09
I've got liability insurance.
04:14:10
And without saying sorry, go over to the other neighbor and say,
04:14:13
hey, I got an assessment of the property line here it is.
04:14:16
Just don't even tell them or show them or I mean, you can if it's out there,
04:14:20
but it'd be like, oh, hey, hey, let him watch Arbor this summer.
04:14:26
I planned on finishing this line.
04:14:28
I went about a quarter of the way.
04:14:30
The tail end of last last year.
04:14:32
I plan on finishing the entire line the summer I planned on it, and I knew
04:14:36
that it was going to cascade through here. But I don't know exact.
04:14:38
I didn't know, I wasn't sure how much,
04:14:41
so I thought it was going to be halfway through here.
04:14:43
I thought we were on the other side of this.
04:14:45
These these phone lines.
04:14:47
This is the telephone pole.
04:14:48
I thought we were about three feet on this side.
04:14:51
And so I thought, okay, maybe like part of this was here,
04:14:55
but no, like it's like 70 people in this fucking thing on my phone.
04:15:02
The trainer is in the audience going after the lines.
04:15:04
Yeah.
04:15:05
Everyone's looking, so it's okay. It won't.
04:15:07
The trainer is with the tiger now.
04:15:10
Oh, look.
04:15:10
Got the Tigers eating the trainer like it's all the kids are watching
04:15:14
the tiger like the trainer was enough
04:15:17
doing your thing.
04:15:19
Okay, everybody.
04:15:20
Now go go go.
04:15:22
You be slowly move towards it.
04:15:26
I don't want you to go.
04:15:30
To the platform.
04:15:31
The trainer still does not have the tiger.
04:15:34
There's. So I don't know what you do though.
04:15:36
You can't just, like, grab it. Because if you try to like, know he.
04:15:38
He tried to grab it and the tiger just basically walked away.
04:15:41
Can't you can't you can't like rein it in because that thing's
04:15:44
it's got more damage than. Yeah.
04:15:46
No it pulled right. It pulled right away from pulling.
04:15:52
So you mean you trying to get my goddamn dog
04:15:55
from my property?
04:15:58
Let's. Yeah.
04:15:58
I'm just saying, if you went over there and you said basically whatever
04:16:02
your plan is, but give him an opportunity because you have two choices, right?
04:16:07
If you go through with this full force, which it's not an issue,
04:16:10
he's got to reroute this entire.
04:16:11
You're either going to have to like, what are you going right, bro?
04:16:13
I don't know, like two choices.
04:16:16
You can either let him do it and give him his time frame.
04:16:19
Hopefully that's suitable to your time frame or you're going to do it all.
04:16:22
What's a time frame? What's a good time frame to get off?
04:16:24
That's up to you to to decide I have no I that's up to you to decide.
04:16:27
You're.
04:16:29
But if you can't agree
04:16:30
on something and he doesn't do it, then you're going to have to do it.
04:16:33
Pay for tomorrow.
04:16:34
Sue him.
04:16:35
Sue him civilly for all the stuff that you paid for and hope that he pays it.
04:16:39
And then once you win, it's like we I had some guy trash my car at a bank one time.
04:16:46
Short story.
04:16:47
That's pretty much it.
04:16:47
I don't want to get into the long story, but
04:16:50
it comes back to where do you get in line for the fucking each window?
04:16:53
We'll talk about it some other time.
04:16:55
It's a great topic.
04:16:56
Yeah.
04:16:57
He ended up getting so pissed because I did the right thing.
04:17:00
He smashed my hood.
04:17:01
Simple open and shut case.
04:17:03
He had to pay restitution, but it took him seven and a half years to pay for it.
04:17:07
So are you willing to pay for all his upgrades of his house and then sue him
04:17:11
and then wait for however God knows how long for him to pay for it?
04:17:15
Because you can't, like, come on his house and shit.
04:17:17
No, but I can.
04:17:19
I look at the neighbor next door that was their tree.
04:17:23
I wasn't sure, I thought it was at least dead nuts on the property line.
04:17:27
It's 100% on their side of the line and I thought there was some shit there.
04:17:32
I may still finish cleaning that up, even though,
04:17:36
the internet and I says that, you know, it's technically trespassing
04:17:40
and I should have a conversation with. I'm going to come.
04:17:42
I don't I don't know if they want to talk about it.
04:17:44
Please don't send money.
04:17:46
If you finish on their property, you make it on the registry for. No.
04:17:48
But all that's going to happen is,
04:17:50
like I said, all these little shell stones are going to be mine,
04:17:53
and they're going to end up in like, some of my garden areas,
04:17:56
and I'm going to take a jackhammer to this fucking cement bullshit.
04:18:02
And I'm just going to remove it and throw it on their grass.
04:18:05
Unfortunately, I will I will move this not in a jackass,
04:18:08
just not in a, in a in a jack ashes style.
04:18:12
In a jack jack ashes means the aggressive
04:18:15
or like but in a very much jackass.
04:18:18
I'm going to do my own work.
04:18:19
And if you guys aren't going to do it, I'm not going to wait for you.
04:18:23
I don't I don't
04:18:24
I don't play that shit.
04:18:26
I go on my own time frame. In my time frame.
04:18:28
There are people, though.
04:18:29
I'm not saying this guy is like that.
04:18:31
There are people that do shit myself.
04:18:33
If I came home from the wrong day at work and my neighbor was out there
04:18:37
and this is wrong, but from his point of view is out there literally
04:18:40
jackhammering my fucking patio, I would, I would obviously try might
04:18:44
I might overreact and do something stupid.
04:18:47
Not his patio. Exactly. Mine.
04:18:50
I just said from my point of view, coming home, all I see is my neighbors.
04:18:54
I don't know what you want.
04:18:55
Maybe then I'll, I'll,
04:18:56
I'll because I'm pretty sure to have a conversation is like, that's what I want.
04:19:01
I'll pry it up and try to set these blocks to the side,
04:19:04
slide it over now, not just three feet, because you got to be three feet
04:19:07
on the property.
04:19:08
So you're going to have to slide nine feet.
04:19:10
I don't know what the fuck you're thinking bro.
04:19:12
Like what the like.
04:19:14
Why are you bringing this to my doorstep with like it's dude, it's American.
04:19:18
You're the you're the Indian, you're the Native Americans.
04:19:21
And they they weaseled some land from you.
04:19:23
It's the man.
04:19:24
I don't know why you didn't realize that the neighbor on this side is governed
04:19:28
by this threshold.
04:19:29
And the neighbor on this side
04:19:31
that we can't see that we're facing away from is also governed by the old.
04:19:35
But for some reason, they're like, hey, it's our property out of the state.
04:19:39
Then it's not on the screen,
04:19:42
he said.
04:19:42
They went by the plat maps.
04:19:43
If you look at the plat maps, it follows this fucking line.
04:19:47
It's not on the screen.
04:19:50
That's all right.
04:19:51
I'm going to get more and more heated and I'll be able to go to sleep,
04:19:53
but we can't see it. I've tried.
04:19:55
I tried to change the subject about tigers and shit, but it didn't work.
04:20:00
I got gotta get up on like 4 or 5 hours to.
04:20:03
I've left, which, yeah, the only thing we have left is Avana.
04:20:07
So Savannah Hernandez got attacked.
04:20:10
Everybody heard about that in the news.
04:20:12
She's a little, very conservative, like, I think she used to even work
04:20:15
for Infowars.
04:20:16
Some guy went out there and pushed her.
04:20:18
But now everybody is obviously the blowback from it.
04:20:21
They're totally attacking him
04:20:22
online, and he's saying, no, he's a victim and he wants everybody to stop.
04:20:26
So if you are bashing the guy that pushed a woman down,
04:20:30
which we'll have to watch that next week because, yeah, what is that?
04:20:32
The one that stomped on his head to she stuff.
04:20:34
She like curbs. He curbs softer.
04:20:37
I don't I don't know I've seen a couple different angles.
04:20:39
That one was it that one or.
04:20:41
I'm not sure if that was maybe it's not. No.
04:20:44
I think she just got pushed down.
04:20:45
She got like chased.
04:20:48
Oh. Scorpion fall. Shit.
04:20:49
I got to watch that. We got to watch that.
04:20:51
Oh, yeah.
04:20:52
I'd like to see that before we exit.
04:20:56
This is, karma.
04:20:57
Karma? Scorpion.
04:20:59
It's emotions.
04:21:01
What?
04:21:01
Can I not play it again?
04:21:04
Seven. So. Yeah.
04:21:06
Okay, so this guy
04:21:08
stole this freaking, What are they called?
04:21:11
EBike. Is it called an e-bike?
04:21:13
I think it's called an e-bike.
04:21:15
Yeah. Yeah, man.
04:21:16
It gets gets instant karma after stealing e-bike.
04:21:19
Can I make it full screen?
04:21:22
Oh my God.
04:21:26
Oh my God, dude, I
04:21:30
crying oh my god no.
04:21:35
What what happens now?
04:21:37
I'm just following him.
04:21:40
Oh, they're still following him.
04:21:41
He took the car. He took the bike.
04:21:43
I'm. Whose bike? Their bike or just.
04:21:45
No, no, just somebody. Just.
04:21:47
They just watched him steal the bike from somebody.
04:21:49
Like, I'm, like, trying to follow them and trying to report it.
04:21:52
And then that happened. Oh,
04:21:55
I knew that just because he wasn't moving to me.
04:21:58
Would you distracted by them?
04:22:00
Oh, I have no idea. Dude.
04:22:02
He hit all dude, he's he's oh my god.
04:22:06
Oh no.
04:22:07
This is Instagram real, so I can't relate.
04:22:09
This guy just stole his bike.
04:22:13
I think I was told.
04:22:15
Oh. So he's I think he does.
04:22:17
Oh so maybe. And so. Yeah.
04:22:19
Oh my God maybe just.
04:22:21
Yeah he's he's definitely fleeing.
04:22:23
I would assume that people saw me not I've never stolen a bike or something.
04:22:27
I should flee from.
04:22:28
Yeah I guess you would just be suspicious anyway, even if he's, like a mile down
04:22:31
the road, you might still be like, oh shit, maybe someone.
04:22:33
I think that's the term.
04:22:34
That's the term fleeing. Oh my God.
04:22:37
Also, because he's driving on the side of the road to kind of cut through.
04:22:41
Yeah. That was the guy I think.
04:22:42
Yeah. Dude, they just showed the guy I wish I could rewind.
04:22:44
That was the guy whose bike got stolen.
04:22:45
He literally put his hands on his knees, were like, oh darn.
04:22:50
I knew again, it happened again.
04:22:54
Act like they just act like nothing.
04:22:56
Just follow them.
04:22:57
She said, oh my God.
04:23:00
Of course the other girl just can't stand it.
04:23:02
Somebody's bike and stolen.
04:23:04
What are we going to do?
04:23:05
Don't worry.
04:23:06
Oh, God. I'll take care of it.
04:23:09
Or whatever we call the power.
04:23:10
That's near-death experience to see for the two minutes.
04:23:14
It takes two months for them to experience.
04:23:15
I'm gonna just knock him off the bike.
04:23:17
Oh. Ooh.
04:23:18
See, here's. All right.
04:23:20
This is not legal advice.
04:23:22
If you're ever going to do something like that, don't say it out loud on camera.
04:23:26
He just changed it.
04:23:27
It's not like he's murdering anyone or no,
04:23:31
but you're actually potentially harming him.
04:23:34
And all he did was just steal something.
04:23:36
So bro, you're like Trump.
04:23:37
He just admitted to using a weapon as a felony weapon.
04:23:41
Yeah. He's fucked. He. That's. Yeah. You.
04:23:43
That's not. This isn't like.
04:23:45
Oh, you got away with murder and we need to take him down.
04:23:47
He just stole a fucking toy like, bro.
04:23:49
It's like I don't know, by two grand.
04:23:52
How would you explain that?
04:23:53
Perfect calm and act your fucking idiot, bro.
04:23:56
It's like this is two grand, dude.
04:23:58
It's okay. You don't need to be the hero, Mr.
04:23:59
Fucking. I want to be on fucking the internet.
04:24:03
I know I'm filming, so I'm going to be there.
04:24:05
Whatever he hit was not sticking up that high.
04:24:07
I didn't even see like a change of pavement there too.
04:24:10
I don't know if that has anything to do with it.
04:24:11
Oh wait, no, it's a sign. I see it now.
04:24:14
Does it like a little.
04:24:15
It's a little bit. It's post.
04:24:17
It's going this way. Right.
04:24:19
It's so like oh I can't, I can't tell.
04:24:22
I think there doesn't matter.
04:24:24
I think there's a rectangle sign that's facing like you know.
04:24:27
Yeah. Whether it's facing.
04:24:29
Yeah. But that could face fuck out of his leg.
04:24:31
If it catches the pole he hit the pole.
04:24:36
Oh look at that.
04:24:37
Goes up.
04:24:37
He like he has an upward trajectory which is odd.
04:24:40
Makes it look fake. Is this I the sign?
04:24:44
Yeah.
04:24:44
The sign just went through the tire.
04:24:47
I think he probably got caught up in the pedals, but
04:24:49
maybe caught it off center. No.
04:24:53
That sucks.
04:24:54
He probably feels like he's so high off the ground right now.
04:24:58
Like if he's even aware. Okay. He's a no.
04:25:00
You just kind of you're just in that moment really.
04:25:02
Like there's nothing you can do.
04:25:04
And it's like no matter what movement you make or whatever, you just.
04:25:06
Oh, yeah, I, I know the feeling.
04:25:08
But yeah, I just remember like, he's, he's trying to you try to brace
04:25:12
from something and you're like, well your feet aren't going to do shit.
04:25:14
And then when you realize there's not even a tire on the ground or only one tire
04:25:18
you start looking for, I try to jump off.
04:25:21
I would exit the bike right now if I could.
04:25:24
I mean, if you try to cover your face, you're going to tear up your arms.
04:25:27
But I'd rather have my arms all chewed up by the cement than my face.
04:25:32
His legs are now off the pedals as soon as they're off the pedals. Is.
04:25:36
He's fucked. Or maybe. I don't know if you can turn.
04:25:38
I don't know if it's too late for, like, a turn maneuver and try to land,
04:25:41
but I definitely try to protect my face in my arms or my face and my with my arm.
04:25:45
Does his hat stay on regardless of the road rash head stay on or I?
04:25:50
I doubt it, but
04:25:52
I think it's going to stay on.
04:25:53
So you say it's going to fall out, fall off.
04:25:56
We just watched it three times and I don't remember.
04:26:00
You know.
04:26:01
Oh, oh, the head fell. Oh.
04:26:05
So did the pants. He just fell off of it.
04:26:08
And I don't know if he fell off it as much as he was
04:26:12
catapulted into a scorpion off of it.
04:26:15
My husband is.
04:26:17
I was going to get up and start fighting.
04:26:20
Dude, this guy just stole his.
04:26:25
Instant karma.
04:26:29
Fantastic.
04:26:30
We raping anybody?
04:26:33
I can look and see if there's anybody to.
04:26:36
It's late enough. Probably everybody's off.
04:26:38
Cartoon man is on.
04:26:40
That's a repeat.
04:26:44
We're on with 43 viewers.
04:26:46
Holy shit.
04:26:49
That's a lot.
04:26:50
45 on, man.
04:26:52
We are the show.
04:26:53
I'm not like comment, subscribe, like follow whatever.
04:26:57
It's called.
04:26:58
Do some, do something good.
04:27:01
We had Luke Luke from another 45.
04:27:04
Luke commented on the YouTube video last week
04:27:06
and we shot up a bunch of views there.
04:27:08
We could probably feel it 42, in the room.
04:27:10
It feels like a lot less than that in the room, so maybe we're going
04:27:14
to send him over to Cartoon Man with because comment, subscribe.
04:27:21
But yeah.
04:27:22
See the cartoon man?
04:27:26
Until next week in food home
04:27:29
cartoon man, those ramen cups, they're black plastic at the bottom
04:27:33
to not use anything with black plastic
04:27:36
because it's just dangerous for your body.
04:27:42
Well be careful.
04:27:45
Be careful what you eat.
04:27:47
Be careful where you eat in fast food.
04:27:54
Suckers.
04:27:57
I think oh, I didn't to.
04:28:07
Not I.
04:28:21
We had already done it.
04:28:23
Turn down for what? Mash up?
04:28:25
But since it is what
04:28:28
I figured, I would revisit it.
04:28:32
What?
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I just
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turned on the guy.
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You're down.
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Turn.
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Turn out the.
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Weight.
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So, is next week going to be the or dog? The.
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Oh. I.
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Know you.
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This is the.
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Oh. I'm not in the studio.
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Come on, Rumble studio show's over.
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There's nobody left.