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You. Give me.
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Yay yay
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yay yay!
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Man, you got a woman
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in this crazy, crazy scene.
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He said stay calm.
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Oh, but she's got to scream.
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She spends her whole life through
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shrieking out her mama.
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She hollers louder
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than anyone she can.
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She slams the door at night.
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Too often.
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He tries to think,
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but she won't shut up at all.
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All women scream.
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All the women in the afternoon you all
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women scream.
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Man makes a quick plan.
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She's your life's mistake.
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Your.
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You're looking for some help.
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For God's sake.
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Just my life for you.
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I hope your little fucking podcast is worth it.
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Freezes you up every time.
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And you live in fear and pain in bed.
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She slams the door night too often.
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He tries to think,
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but she won't shut up at all.
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No, no.
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Only woman scream.
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Only women scream.
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All you hear me scream I when I scream.
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Oh, there's a man from the here.
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All the women screaming.
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They. Say.
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You I can't
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man God is wrong.
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You in a crisis scene
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he said stay calm.
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Oh, but she got the scream.
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She spends a whole life to freaking out a man.
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She hollers louder than anyone she can.
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He she slams the door at night.
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Too often.
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He tries to think,
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but she won't shut up at all night.
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Oh, you ever scream?
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I shout on my way.
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Oh women spree.
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Oh, fire in the kitchen.
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Someone call 91189.
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Help me, I'm dying.
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And you there standing still
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just screaming at will.
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Come hear me cry when this way
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I'm a woman. Scream.
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What are you doing?
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All the women spray.
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All the women spray.
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All the women spray paint.
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Me, all your me.
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Spray. Oh, oh.
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We know only women
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spray paint.
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Fight me. Oh,
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I may for a very, very heavy.
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I have a good vacation tonight
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and I'll fight to where?
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South Africa I love my.
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I don't even let.
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Oh, oh, baby, come
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right.
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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It's just a scripted comedy show.
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These guys are not experts,
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doctors, lawyers, therapists,
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or even particularly well-adjusted.
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Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm,
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or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people events is purely coincidental and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage, cognitive
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dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urge to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from H.R.
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will be hearing about this. By the way.
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Hi, Dave.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing,
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or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge.
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Rants Live is filmed in front of a live studio
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audience. And.
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It's the screen in there.
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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Today, our Scream Fladge cast.
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It's not, Halloween in May,
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and it is Star Wars Day.
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And that's why I wore my Chewbacca shirt.
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And tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo.
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So if you're not Mexican at the Star Wars Day, may the force be with you.
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But
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today I had to look up, the difference between yelling,
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screaming and shouting and, some interesting things popped up.
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For instance, shouting.
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You know, we are closer to synonymous, but not not really,
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screaming more in terror shock that kind of thing.
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Shouting is just,
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speaking loudly so that you can be
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heard at a distance or over loud noises
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and yelling is more angry with words.
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So screaming doesn't necessarily involve words.
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Shouting is using words, but loudly.
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And yelling is the angry one.
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The reason I picked screaming was it is involuntary.
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We've been talking a lot about Tourette syndrome.
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And, if it's possible
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to sabotage yourself, we have a friend that's in jail.
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Friend of the show.
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But, today, the topic was brought to me
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by a very old friend of the show, our youngest contributor.
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The kid.
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And he told me about a 1967 short story
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by Harlan
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Ellison
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called I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream.
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Interesting thing about this title.
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It's got an Oxford comma,
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and that's not even the first problem I have with it,
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but low IQ, I guess I figured comma.
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So I have no
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my own Oxford comma and I must scream
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loud and proud man.
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That Oxford comma is superfluous.
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It adds no IQ.
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I guess you could say in terms of clarity,
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any information, it has nothing.
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It gives us no more
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than a missing accent crouton.
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When we do doing that, that's our sketchy.
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But I must scream.
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Must I have to when I can't?
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And that's the the paradox.
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The setup for the paradox, the uncomfortable situation.
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And, this show, as you may or may not know,
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is a release valve for me.
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In order to live
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as a well adjusted individual
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and not of an absolute raving lunatic,
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I have a release valve and I sprinkle a little crazy as I go,
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and some people
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use a screaming as this release valve.
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You know, you go into another room, you scream into a pillow.
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Careful with this.
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It doesn't make the screaming so audible in all cases.
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So you still might sound like a raving lunatic, but.
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If you let these kind of,
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feelings bottle up and build up
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and build up and build up, they could blow up.
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And I just think it's healthier to
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to release it and to have a release valve.
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But let's talk about the short story now.
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Like I said, it was the 1967 short story.
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So, spoiler alert you've had plenty of time to read this.
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It's been out there, but I going to go through the details of the thing.
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It's a dystopian future.
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It's a post-apocalyptic story.
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The, I'll get into the, the human characters, but the big
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the big day is am am.
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And it stands for Allied Master Computer. And,
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in the backstory of
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of this, Harlan Ellison short story
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was that China, Russia and the United States all had one.
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But the first one to become sentient
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and conscious and self-aware was the United States one.
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And then it took over the other two.
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So three supercomputers combined.
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And have
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conscious sentient is self-aware.
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And since it is a war
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computer, its only purpose, the only purpose
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of all three of the computers was to make war.
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That's all they knew.
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So it killed off
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the entire human race, except for five people
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Benny Gore, Esther Nim, doc, Ted, and Elon.
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Benny, was the most deformed.
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And, he ended up, changing
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what am stood for several times in the story, but,
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he ended up settling on the Cartesian, I think, therefore I am.
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So he just is
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am and he it,
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he got assigned a gender somehow.
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But he hated the human race.
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And, I think it was a combination of jealousy or
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or not being able to do
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anything about his situation.
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But he sought pleasure
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in torturing these five people that he kept alive.
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And not only did he keep them alive, he kept them at the same age
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as when they went into his underground labyrinth,
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where he kept them captive,
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but basically made them immortal.
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Like, the whole thing starts out with guards
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there, but, getting all of his blood drained out of his body.
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Now, that would kill most people.
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Of course, there was in the whole story after that, after that.
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So he made it so that they could not take their own lives.
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I'm not sure how
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what mechanism by which he did this, but they knew that they couldn't
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commit suicide.
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So. And that would have been
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a welcome release to the torture that he it was psychological torture.
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This was a,
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dystopian,
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post-apocalyptic
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torture, psychological physical torture.
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They were always starving to death when they did.
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When they did get fed by em, it was something gross.
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And the whole thing was grotesque, like there was vomiting and bile and and sexual
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assault and and, if you didn't catch that, it was very gore certain him that Ted.
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Ted was our, Narrator.
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And Elon the only girl.
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So, you know, the guys took their turn was Allen.
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They, you know, so they they took turns.
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Ted was paranoid, but he was our
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our incompetent narrator because his paranoia.
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But that he was in no shape to do it.
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He was monkey like, they all had their issues,
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and then.
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So they were in there.
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The story starts, and they're there have already been there 109 years.
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So longer than a standard human lifespan.
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So they and, they still had hopes of getting out of there.
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But Ted realizes that there is no hope.
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They're never going to escape.
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But it comes to their attention
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that about 100 miles away,
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down the labyrinth in the frozen
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tunnels,
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there's canned goods. There are.
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They're canned.
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They they imagine peaches and pears and fruit cocktail.
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And and they imagined all sorts of canned goods like they there were.
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And so they so they went off and it was.
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The that's the adventure.
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That's the, the adventure of the story.
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And it was
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they were just put through,
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more, like, a variety of
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tortures after 109 years of being tortured every single day.
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This was even worse than that.
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The the the journey introduced all sorts of new
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psychological and physical tortures to them.
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But when they finally did make it to the ice chamber, they found the canned goods.
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And in the evil joke twist plot twist,
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they didn't have a can opener, never did.
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So Ted grabs the stalagmites and slide tights,
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and it looks like he's going to try to pierce one of the cans,
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and he starts killing all of his fellow captives.
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Remember, they couldn't kill themselves,
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but they could murder each other.
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So Alan realizes what he's doing.
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He kills Benny or one of the others, and of course, they're and and a name doc.
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And then Ted is finally stopped by an
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before he's able to, well, kill himself.
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Because you can't kill yourself in this dystopia.
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And so.
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And as a punishment for
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killing off all of his
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other playthings, he's only left with Ted.
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So he turns them into a mouse slug,
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leaving a trail of slime behind him
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as is. He has no mouth.
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He cannot scream.
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And that is the story of I have no mouth, I must scream.
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In 1995, was adapted to a video game where you could actually defeat an.
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But most of the conclusions were, the people die
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or you become a mouthful of slug.
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And, I've never played the game.
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It is a point and click adventure game.
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So you just kind to read what's going on.
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There's some animations.
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It came out in 1995.
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I think there was a second release recently,
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but for more about that story, roll the clip.
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Brady. Brady, why are we watching this?
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Who is Ted?
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And I have no mouth, and I must scream.
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Ted is one of the five humans locked by Am in the center of the earth,
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and he is also the central character of I have no mouth and I must Scream.
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He plays the role of narrator, so we usually follow the story
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through his vision.
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Like every other Ames prisoners, Ted have a great flaw.
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It's his terrible paranoia, his madness.
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Ted thinks that everyone else hates him, that they all have terrible
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flaws far worse than him, and that they are hypocrites.
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He also thinks he is the only one to not have been altered by Sam,
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and that the others are jealous of him for that, but obviously he was altered
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like all the others and and will clearly claim it at some point in the story.
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And you just hear this,
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we will have even more development around the character of Ted.
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Before being a prisoner of the terrible artificial intelligence
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was a Playboy, wasn't were scamming.
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I wasn't just this human along going to be a millionaire and robbing them.
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I mean it was, but had to lie to others about his past,
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telling him that he would do better if he tell them the truth.
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I'm just curious why you decided to tell a story
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in the lives of other prisoners to free from this suffering.
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Well, this leads me to.
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This one color thing.
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Who didn't have a mouth?
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Which is why the book is called I have no Mouth and must Scream.
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This sluggish creature
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that will neither be able to run nor eat, nor communicate despite everything.
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Anyone just tuning in to have succeeded in angering this artificial intelligence
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which was torturing them coldly,
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even if it is not really a victim running this administration down to a man.
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Yeah. No. From this is from the monologue.
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I tried to scream in vain that this is from like
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this is from like 2 or 3 minutes ago here.
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I didn't hear about this story until a couple days ago.
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I didn't hear back until this year.
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Right.
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I thought I'd introduce this is this is famous word this year.
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Twice. So it's great.
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Yeah, well, just in case I missed something.
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Or if someone else is, you know, I'm sure you guys have an angle on this.
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I do, but first, I just want to get on the forefront.
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We've got a decent amount of people watching,
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but we don't have a lot of thumbs up.
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So either you're watching and you hate us.
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I give a thumbs down then, but somebody better do something here,
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because 2 to 31 seems weird to me, right?
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So that is a weird. Yeah.
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If you're here,
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hang out. Like it.
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A way to go. Continue.
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We just got one down.
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Excellent.
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Good job. Yeah, yeah, we'll take it.
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Does it remind you of The Matrix?
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Or any of the other, like, Orwellian
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dystopian kind of things like 1984.
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They had zero.
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All. I know that there was similar oddball names.
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You know, Benny, you know, Tim.
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Di course, I mean neo.
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And then those are weird names.
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NiMH doc is.
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Yeah. So what?
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It's there name doc for the weird names, and then Benny, Elon and Ted.
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So I missed that.
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I missed, like, the give it away from a guy named Ted.
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That's crazy.
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Not really, but, so I missed kind of the whole point of why that was brought up.
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That's a that's a movie, a television show, a book. Like.
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What is that? What is it?
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The story, short story from 1967
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and a video game from 1995.
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So it was just that's as far as it made it.
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Adventure game.
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Yeah.
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Well, it had a how did it come across your radar?
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The resurgence included the kid.
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Okay. And that's all he told you?
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I found this dumb thing that no one's ever heard of.
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Waste time on the front end of the show.
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Yeah, yeah. Okay.
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That's what I thought. Yes.
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You said something about somebody being
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monkey like in the thing.
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I mean, I would argue that, like
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Benny's monkey, black monk.
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Sorry, Mo. What?
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Whoa. Hello?
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What did he say?
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Black.
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He's black.
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What's the dog doing at the top?
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Yeah, I ruined it because I was searching for that drop and Freudian slip.
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Made me sound racist.
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No, I was actually searching for the drop to make the joke.
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Just want to know. But why are we all monkey like?
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Because people go, oh, black people.
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Look, I know we all do, right? So what?
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What makes this gentleman more monkey like than a human
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than no human?
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Does Benny do anything special with his monkey like abilities?
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Is what I'm asking. No.
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So what's the point, then?
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Is so, like, guitarra. So what's your point
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where the bitch ain't going to do nothing special as a cheetah,
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but she's just kind of a cheetah, you know, like Lionel.
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He's.
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He's like a lion, but he ain't nothing special.
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He's not like he's going to eat somebody in the front right now.
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That's too bad.
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But, yeah, Benny was basically useless.
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He was nonverbal, retarded. Basically.
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This is it's too early for the hard work.
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No, no, we're allowed to do that.
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I thought Trump.
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An executive order
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making it legal to call your friends fags and retards.
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Yeah. Check this out. Oh, okay.
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It's legal. Gangster like a gangster, right?
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Anybody?
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Anybody else use a fucking cigar humidor
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for their weed humidor?
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Fuck that. Fuck issue.
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Oh, anybody in A90, no. Here.
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So it's also.
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Oh, okay.
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I was just packing the ball was all.
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Here's the brookies.
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The what?
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Remember the a
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blast you where you weigh yourself often?
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Yeah.
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Do you gain weight often.
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Yeah yeah yeah yeah
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yeah I'm over one I'm over two two it out.
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Okay.
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When we started, the show was under two.
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That's a good BMI right.
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Yeah. Right.
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623. Right.
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Oh and 6161.
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Overall I am 73in from my heels.
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Come on.
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My crown.
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Hey what does it say missing here also we missing one.
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Because that one will not load for me.
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It will over you.
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Gary ate it.
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I ate the missing sandwich.
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No. Yeah, the missing sandwich, I would it wouldn't load,
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so I forgot to bring that up.
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I'm not available right now.
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Yeah, we need a replacement sandwich.
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If you can come up with one really quick.
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Oh, I hate to see the word sandwich.
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And they have a whole episode with that one.
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So that's
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right.
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Can we tease any of these things?
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Like, we're definitely going to have a sandwich.
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Yeah, we got also chicken in there.
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We've got a rumble section.
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We got a YouTube friendly section.
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When we jump over to the rumble section, we're rumble exclusive.
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And that's where we actually talk about things.
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Yeah. See that little bit of moth racing?
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No, I didn't, because we're not in the same place you are.
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Have you actually tried to do a show here?
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Oh no, but you might.
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Muting yourself went right into the camera.
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All right.
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So we have a long history.
00:25:43
We have Gary being a retired.
00:25:45
We got a new sponsor.
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We've got, some what the dogs are doing.
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We got some weird young girls screaming.
00:25:50
We got some women screaming.
00:25:51
We got some woman screaming about disc golf.
00:25:53
We got some weird do with the mustache,
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speaking some stuff that doesn't make any sense to me.
00:25:57
We have a missing sandwich.
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If anyone can find that sandwich that would be great.
00:26:01
We have several mash ups.
00:26:02
We got an anvil drum.
00:26:03
We got some attacks.
00:26:05
Ones, chicken based ones.
00:26:07
We got helicopter. Helicopter.
00:26:09
We got baseball fights.
00:26:10
What the dog doing?
00:26:12
We got some more mash ups.
00:26:13
We got house explosion, some art hard stuff, some, and some Cinco de Mayo.
00:26:19
So stick a stick around.
00:26:20
Did you see my Chewbacca concert? Oh. You know.
00:26:23
Oh, I was hoping you were wearing your.
00:26:25
Oh, you're going to wear your Obi-Wan, but it's all too warm up for that, I think,
00:26:29
it is. It's a little warm.
00:26:32
Well,
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on this theme, let's go with our new sponsor.
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Do you need my help?
00:26:45
I need this, I assume.
00:26:46
I assume you're going to come right
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out of the monologue and just do do the longest stream.
00:26:50
But I don't know if the number three has anything to do with number four.
00:26:53
That's why I'm next to each other.
00:26:55
I can follow the host. It'll let us know. Number three.
00:26:57
Number four.
00:26:57
If we played him right in order, there'd be no reason. No, you can do number four.
00:27:00
But I think number three should follow right behind.
00:27:02
So either or so flip flop.
00:27:04
So because they're both relevant in that nature.
00:27:07
So reducing the X fighter bad the only a no bad that lets
00:27:11
you sleep like a hero is I.
00:27:13
Or is this like starfighter helmet something that that comedy duo made
00:27:17
and keep midnight snacks close in the under bed mini fridge?
00:27:20
I think a comedy duo made this movie.
00:27:23
Introducing the spider bed.
00:27:25
The only adult bed that lets you sleep like a hero.
00:27:28
Slip on it.
00:27:28
How can I call it a car company? So sleep apnea hose.
00:27:31
Set the gentle
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body massager and keep midnight snacks close in the under bed mini fridge.
00:27:36
Like for your dreams expire in which.
00:27:44
Flying around
00:27:45
like Star Wars a galactic epic war.
00:27:50
Like I win.
00:27:52
And the person he talks about,
00:27:55
they've got, Mars
00:27:58
and the scorched half of Mars.
00:28:02
And Grandpa Hancock's always flying
00:28:04
around the world, looking at at various archeological sites,
00:28:10
trying to endorse his own idea of what's going on.
00:28:16
Look, I just like the video. It was that simple. Just blink.
00:28:18
I don't think
00:28:20
I got a basis for.
00:28:22
Yeah. What? They're good. I like that tie.
00:28:25
I look sharp, so
00:28:29
it's. That's a nice outfit.
00:28:30
Go for it.
00:28:31
Star Wars a night.
00:28:36
So it's Star Trek day.
00:28:37
I, yeah, it is with you,
00:28:43
but it's always Star Wars time for me.
00:28:47
Yeah.
00:28:48
You're a nerd like that.
00:28:50
I don't know what that I am.
00:28:51
What does that mean? That you're shorter?
00:28:53
Your shorts is always.
00:28:56
I think that's Spaceballs.
00:28:58
I didn't ever get that called Spaceballs.
00:29:01
Spaceballs two is, Yeah. Well, no, it is.
00:29:04
It better is like the layers of draw.
00:29:10
If Gary.
00:29:12
Wait, do that again.
00:29:13
Yeah.
00:29:16
If Gary was in a gay band,
00:29:18
this would be like, he'd be wearing, like, you know, Metallica.
00:29:20
And I'm sure it's like the, like, this is like the equivalent
00:29:23
of, like, just.
00:29:24
I'm grown, but the hair is.
00:29:27
You send this into the kid, you look.
00:29:32
I got it, but I'm wearing it even though I'm wearing a band shirt.
00:29:35
But this is a newer band.
00:29:37
I got a button here that says, if you're makes fun of another band press.
00:29:40
Let's see what you don't know.
00:29:41
This is the band tour, though.
00:29:42
It's not sitting here going, band logo, look at us.
00:29:45
It's like, no, you don't even know what that says.
00:29:46
It's just a fucking decoration. You have no idea. I ain't gonna tell you.
00:29:50
Your band all right,
00:29:53
I get it, I get it.
00:29:54
I would love Ninja Turtles, I love Nirvana.
00:29:56
I'm not going to walk around with a Ninja Turtle shirt or a Nirvana shirt.
00:30:00
My brother. Buy me a Nintendo 64 shirt for Christmas.
00:30:02
Like a handful of years ago. I wore it a few times. I kind of liked it.
00:30:05
And then after a while I'm kind of like, what am I doing?
00:30:07
Like, I'm not like coming from the guy who wears his name
00:30:12
and where you wear a work jersey of any other man
00:30:16
a large, large, tall man with the name on the back of the jersey.
00:30:19
That's.
00:30:19
I like the feel of a jersey, because that's how that doesn't help your kid.
00:30:24
Okay, that's fine, but guess what, major?
00:30:25
I like the way it makes me feel is what he just said.
00:30:28
What you feel.
00:30:29
I didn't I didn't watch a single video fucking game, to be honest. So
00:30:35
then you missed a really bad game.
00:30:36
I find that,
00:30:37
Yeah, I find it pathetic
00:30:38
that it's the game seven when it should be a blowout in the first round.
00:30:42
So there's a couple, should it?
00:30:43
Yeah, yeah, it's so it's a great opportunity to ask
00:30:47
then the Cavaliers or Pistons.
00:30:49
It just reminds me of the parallel between the Pistons team after they
00:30:53
this one
00:30:54
I, I'm drawing a parallel of the Pistons
00:30:57
teams at the 2003, 2004 championship team after they won the championship,
00:31:01
they were the, had the winningest team in the entire league,
00:31:04
and they blew it in the playoffs.
00:31:06
Winningest team in their division.
00:31:08
They're going to blow it in the playoffs
00:31:10
because they blew themselves out during the during the year.
00:31:12
If they can't handle the fucking the lowest seed Orlando Magic.
00:31:15
What do they what are you doing.
00:31:17
They took saving the Cleveland oh that's the problem.
00:31:21
They both suck Cleveland and Detroit.
00:31:23
So whoever wins is going to get destroyed by
00:31:26
the Knicks.
00:31:27
Cavaliers beat the Raptors in a game seven last night,
00:31:32
but the Raptors had this fluke half court
00:31:35
shot to turn it into a game seven.
00:31:39
Why is it considered a fluke?
00:31:41
Yeah fluke is one of the most because I'm like did it shot somebody did it.
00:31:45
Did they did they shoot the basket towards the shoot
00:31:48
the basketball towards the basket?
00:31:49
He was trying to do it.
00:31:51
What's the where's the fluke?
00:31:54
The fluke is the fluke is that you aim for the basket.
00:31:57
And it went in. It was a prayer.
00:32:01
You're a dipshit, a prayer.
00:32:03
No, it's a shot towards the basket.
00:32:06
It was a prayer.
00:32:07
Yeah, it was a Hail Mary saying that guy who played basketball
00:32:11
his entire life didn't didn't watch it.
00:32:12
You know why? Because I'm an adult.
00:32:14
I got other shit to do. Is chopping. What outside
00:32:17
motherfucker.
00:32:18
Fucking show after nine.
00:32:20
Did that two fucking basketball game on Sunday.
00:32:22
You go fuck yourself.
00:32:25
Even an evening basketball game party on Sunday.
00:32:27
Go fuck yourself. What?
00:32:29
Yeah. You'll notice that I.
00:32:31
I don't have a screen here.
00:32:32
I only have this screen here. Oh, you put one up. Right.
00:32:35
So up there you can see
00:32:38
I set it up and watch the game on here.
00:32:42
That is really bizarre. Yeah.
00:32:44
It is.
00:32:47
Oh, that's the kid.
00:32:48
I missed the kid.
00:32:49
Oh come on, come on, guys.
00:32:52
Oh, I know it's easy to say tonight was just a fluke.
00:32:56
And maybe it was, but here's a piece of trivia.
00:33:00
A fluke is one of the most common fish in the sea.
00:33:04
So if you go fishing for a fluke, chances are
00:33:08
you just might catch one.
00:33:13
So let me ask you this
00:33:14
because I assume that, you know, after the monologue I said the order.
00:33:18
But the order doesn't matter.
00:33:20
But in my head I was like, okay.
00:33:21
We would dive into the longest stream.
00:33:24
When you click the longest stream, it's got the time.
00:33:27
It all auto clicks to a timestamp.
00:33:29
Did you do that on purpose or is it how you do that?
00:33:32
You had to do that.
00:33:33
Well, we can talk about it later.
00:33:34
We can talk about on the back end radio show, if anyone wants to know.
00:33:37
I want to know how you do that.
00:33:38
Do you stream for several more seconds and I wouldn't be able to otherwise.
00:33:42
It's a T equals a number of seconds.
00:33:45
And I did not tamper with the video to make my screen seem like.
00:33:48
So. It's the same way we do the entire show.
00:33:50
Every one of our, Whoa, wait, I'm sharing that.
00:33:53
How are you? Not. What's happening?
00:33:55
I'm playing it.
00:33:56
What were you doing? Oh, I you want to do.
00:34:02
Oh, what is that?
00:34:06
I sort of see Jack white and boobs, and I sort of know
00:34:08
we say the T within the limits of.
00:34:12
Wait, you see, does this count?
00:34:15
Does it have to be a certain decibel for it to be considered a stream?
00:34:17
Because this is more just like a,
00:34:21
like if I can read out as little air out as possible
00:34:24
and make the most noise with it, that's all this is.
00:34:26
This isn't like a how long do you.
00:34:27
Yeah. Like that's a screen.
00:34:29
That's a good grade rubber. Right.
00:34:31
That's the part I skipped.
00:34:33
He explains.
00:34:33
It has to be at least, a certain amount of decibels.
00:34:36
This is the noise it makes with it.
00:34:38
Probably takes it in the rear.
00:34:40
He said he promises to do it again with professional decibel.
00:34:45
Well, we'll be waiting.
00:34:46
What's what's the significance of the, either king or queen of spades?
00:34:50
And, So you're seeing it's harder.
00:34:57
I see a slight.
00:34:59
I thought when it was leaning, there was like an echo.
00:35:02
I don't I see, I see two Jack black, Jack one
00:35:06
you guys like maybe a mini guitar?
00:35:12
I, you know, it's a you and I also, it took me a while to realize.
00:35:15
Or a violin.
00:35:16
He painted it like gangster violin.
00:35:18
I like the black and white.
00:35:19
I don't know, it seems like that's is the gimmick he paint.
00:35:22
Yeah.
00:35:22
He painted two in the back to match his shirt.
00:35:25
Or he wore a shirt to match the white one.
00:35:27
I think that's just his dynamic.
00:35:28
All right, so one minute 21 seconds.
00:35:30
So you think it's easy to do it at that.
00:35:32
Do it as quiet as you want.
00:35:33
Let's see how long you can hold out a noise. Any noise you want.
00:35:38
Now he prepared.
00:35:39
Seems boring.
00:35:40
Yeah. Okay.
00:35:41
Well, you mean, is anybody
00:35:44
timing this game? Yes.
00:35:57
You stopped.
00:35:57
I heard it
00:35:59
there.
00:35:59
There's some kind of standard,
00:36:02
It's a vibration.
00:36:04
You know, it sounds like to me, the vibration.
00:36:08
Finally.
00:36:16
I never let it go.
00:36:19
I really hope the time in it,
00:36:20
because I'm not.
00:36:25
It's it's a kind show.
00:36:30
What's the line of the bottom?
00:36:36
Got. I know what time it is.
00:36:38
This is getting kind of annoying,
00:36:40
so I want to almost admit it, because I started at 736 and it just.
00:36:44
Or 1036 in this hour. 1037.
00:36:46
But it was getting kind of annoying to do.
00:36:49
Yeah. Kind of.
00:36:50
I think if I practice that,
00:36:52
they said, what what movie was that where them bitches were like, avatar?
00:36:56
They were saying that they fucking took like like it took a couple days,
00:36:59
like a couple days.
00:37:00
And you can increase like the amount you had to do more practice to get further.
00:37:05
But they said just a few days of like, coaching and practicing,
00:37:08
you could go from holding your breath underwater for 30s
00:37:11
to holding your breath underwater for like three minutes
00:37:14
and taking Viagra before you dive,
00:37:17
let you hold your breath a lot longer because your shit is all your.
00:37:20
Your blood vessels are so all opened up at your absorbing more oxygen.
00:37:25
So you don't have to hear that from.
00:37:26
Yes, dude, I heard athletes take it.
00:37:28
I heard it's like the let's see, I've never taken one.
00:37:32
I'm at the age though, though I would like to try.
00:37:34
I've never crossed my mind.
00:37:35
I have no idea. More for fun. I don't need to.
00:37:38
Let me be clear,
00:37:40
but I want to
00:37:42
like a it's like it seems like a power up to me.
00:37:46
I'm a bard.
00:37:47
All I do is cast spells.
00:37:50
So you're going to un.
00:37:51
So it was one minute, 21 seconds.
00:37:54
Now I'm going to hide it. If you don't.
00:37:55
But then yeah, I'll try it later.
00:37:57
But I don't know if I had more practice.
00:37:58
I could take, like, you know, some deep breath. Obviously.
00:38:00
I'm like said, you're smoking weed.
00:38:01
And I was like,
00:38:02
I think your noise has to be reaching 80dB so many feet away from you.
00:38:10
I mean, that's fine, but I'm not sitting here trying to win
00:38:13
a contest that gets me nothing, so I that's what I'm saying.
00:38:17
Like who?
00:38:18
Sure.
00:38:19
I'm sure I could practice.
00:38:20
And who gives a shit?
00:38:22
You know, I'd love to beat the weird thing we saw.
00:38:26
I'd rather beat it at least, which I already am.
00:38:29
So, can you whistle and hum at the same time?
00:38:32
Who cares? No.
00:38:38
Yes. Oh, that you.
00:38:40
That's that.
00:38:40
But you can now.
00:38:41
Now, here, here's something for next week. Go.
00:38:44
Okay.
00:38:45
Up on the whistle and hum down on the hum.
00:38:49
It's very satisfying.
00:38:52
Okay. I have to practice.
00:38:53
I haven't practiced in a while.
00:38:56
Let me try.
00:39:05
Rewind.
00:39:06
Way before you.
00:39:10
How'd that sound?
00:39:12
Also, I know why I left that shit up for so long.
00:39:14
You should have helped me out with that one.
00:39:15
That's on. That's on everybody else but me.
00:39:18
He's joking.
00:39:18
Yes, and joking right now
00:39:20
I rewind, let's rewind I literally ask, I say we're just going to leave that up.
00:39:24
It says one minute, 21 seconds.
00:39:25
I think we're done.
00:39:26
Could you please put it down and about?
00:39:28
You don't have controls for that. You can't do that.
00:39:31
And about two seconds after that I said I can hide it.
00:39:33
But then next time you go to share, your screen is not going to show
00:39:35
and you're going to go, why the fuck it made you confused?
00:39:39
I wasn't here for that. It's all right.
00:39:41
No, you were right here.
00:39:42
I think you even said okay.
00:39:43
That's the scary part is the answer for flash.
00:39:46
Actually the message for draw. But that's okay.
00:39:51
Okay, well, would you let me make you sandwich?
00:39:54
What if I owned it?
00:39:56
What do we find? The missing sandwich.
00:39:57
Sandwich?
00:39:58
No, I didn't even look, I don't it's it's it's it's gone from, Facebook.
00:40:03
So unless somebody knows what
00:40:04
what they share and we can try and find it a different way.
00:40:06
No, obviously they don't play hungry.
00:40:09
They can snack.
00:40:12
What?
00:40:12
She said I heard this bitch in a while.
00:40:14
This is like the bitch, a snack, a sandwich.
00:40:17
I you know what? I should I should have washed.
00:40:19
I just grabbed the sandwich.
00:40:23
I'm not going to tell you how.
00:40:24
We'll see it, I picked it.
00:40:26
Come on.
00:40:31
I've seen it, I think.
00:40:32
I think he's winding it.
00:40:35
He's overcooking it.
00:40:37
You can't overcook hamburger.
00:40:41
Burn the fuck out of it.
00:40:42
You can burn the fuck out of it.
00:40:44
You just add a little more water and boil it longer.
00:40:46
It'll be fine.
00:40:49
Add some salt.
00:40:50
You're good.
00:40:51
There's already enough salt.
00:40:55
I made two steaks and I didn't get to eat them.
00:40:57
We're going to have to eat them tomorrow.
00:41:01
I feel so sorry.
00:41:01
What?
00:41:03
You know, sometimes I made dozens the next day.
00:41:05
Steak is better because it's going to sit there. It's going to.
00:41:08
It's just going to be so good.
00:41:09
Oh, it's good. Be.
00:41:11
Oh, the wrong cheese.
00:41:12
That's the wrong cheese.
00:41:14
Why does it need to be eaten out of a shitty plastic bag?
00:41:18
That's probably why they're always laughing.
00:41:21
Tacos.
00:41:23
But yeah, except you're at home.
00:41:24
And also, that's just horseshit to begin with,
00:41:26
because that package is not meant to see high heat.
00:41:28
So you are getting a lot of fucking microplastics
00:41:32
putting a hot meat in, none.
00:41:36
Yeah.
00:41:36
Speaking of microplastics, when are we gonna talk?
00:41:39
Politics got me
00:41:42
month.
00:41:42
Oh, I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate
00:41:45
you fucking some kind of you against the polys, bro.
00:41:49
Has streamers, polyester, polyester.
00:41:51
Especially when you wear polyester and you sweat, especially in your undergarments
00:41:55
and your sheets.
00:41:56
They, have tons of microplastics that go right into your skin.
00:42:01
Oh. I mean, I know, I know, I didn't know I'm a cheap motherfucker.
00:42:07
Dude, I buy these the shirt I'm wearing right now, it's probably way
00:42:11
more polyester, but all my undershirts now are cotton,
00:42:15
which probably is.
00:42:16
Oh, you might Indonesia.
00:42:18
Okay. Gary. No. Gary. Gary.
00:42:20
Monologue I wear I wear many layers.
00:42:22
So yeah.
00:42:24
You said the I have a polyester top layer.
00:42:27
Apparently the the risk for polyester goes way up.
00:42:29
If it's the layer against your skin while you're sweating.
00:42:33
Oh, okay.
00:42:35
Is this what is this jersey made out of?
00:42:38
Polyester.
00:42:40
Yeah, it's 100%.
00:42:42
Oh, no.
00:42:42
And I wear these all the time and I sweat in the moment. So
00:42:47
yeah. This one earlier today.
00:42:49
Yeah. Well that's a good job.
00:42:50
I mean I can't afford to buy bamboo and fucking cotton and shit.
00:42:55
I try not to swear either, but it doesn't really help.
00:42:58
I can't really, and I'm not taking it off, so fuck a
00:43:02
when you figure you're trying not to swear.
00:43:05
Is that like, oh, I can try that.
00:43:07
We can say fuck on YouTube when you're trying.
00:43:09
It's Star Wars Day.
00:43:10
There is no try.
00:43:11
That's my problem. I have to say, don't swear.
00:43:13
Instead of I'm going to try not to swear because everybody knows
00:43:17
if you say you're not trying something just means you're planning to fail.
00:43:23
Am I just a lot better than you are?
00:43:26
Who are you asking everyone else or yourself?
00:43:30
Everyone. In what way?
00:43:32
In every way.
00:43:32
If you're better than every in every way, that would be every way you've done.
00:43:37
Like you're way better at, like doing a monologue than I am.
00:43:42
Yeah, that's true. Right?
00:43:44
I've know your monologues a little way, but that's
00:43:47
that's the point of the argument. If.
00:43:52
You want to hear a click your story
00:43:54
ice cube, you shouldn't have left the option up.
00:43:58
I'm going to say no.
00:44:00
So if anybody you didn't expect that did you?
00:44:03
I was like
00:44:05
that was interesting.
00:44:05
They called me out on it last week.
00:44:06
But it's so subtle, so they stare at me the whole time.
00:44:10
But I know I stare at me the whole time.
00:44:13
So I had a wrist, a thing on my wrist last week.
00:44:16
Well, that's because where is it?
00:44:18
I can't get a good angle. That right there. Oh, how
00:44:22
would you do?
00:44:23
You going to burn?
00:44:24
Oh, well, I did that a few times with success.
00:44:27
Just perfectly fine.
00:44:27
But you know, I'm chopping wood. Yes.
00:44:31
And you know, I've got a fucking 20 pound ax and
00:44:37
it beats ass, you know, it's great.
00:44:40
And but when you have little pieces, sometimes it's hard to like,
00:44:43
especially because I didn't think about chopping it afterwards.
00:44:45
I just kind of cut what was there.
00:44:47
I should have realized to try to cut square and things like that.
00:44:52
So I'm just, you know, holding it with one hand and holding
00:44:54
towards the neck of the ax with one hand and with the other hand
00:44:57
and, you know, just like
00:45:00
you, there's your problem.
00:45:02
You shouldn't saw with an ax, right?
00:45:04
It was like twice as big.
00:45:06
My girlfriend was worried and I'm like, no, bitch, I've been here before.
00:45:09
Again, shout out to Will right there.
00:45:11
And then as soon as you did it.
00:45:12
Yeah, it was actually we have audio from the incident.
00:45:16
Here's jaws significant other now that one that was pretty significant.
00:45:21
That one's pretty.
00:45:23
That's exactly what she did when she saw the blood.
00:45:26
Yeah.
00:45:31
Damn it.
00:45:32
Oh, Apple.
00:45:32
I thought Steve Jobs would be rolling in his fucking grave.
00:45:36
I swear.
00:45:38
You think he's dead.
00:45:39
Can you see the scar there? Can't tell. No.
00:45:42
The light made it way worse.
00:45:43
It's like trying to look at something in the graveyard.
00:45:46
Well, if you've got a skin slab that you cut with something,
00:45:49
you can go to get stitches.
00:45:50
But most of the time, if you just quickly just clean it with some alcohol,
00:45:54
wash it off immediately, and then just like, tape it hard,
00:45:57
you know, you know, don't cut off circulation, but you want to just keep it.
00:46:00
You it usually adheres back to itself.
00:46:04
And really pretty sure all of us has had a fucking skin flap
00:46:07
cut off before you ask.
00:46:09
Not from a knife or an ax.
00:46:11
I know it was definitely a knife.
00:46:14
It was circumcision.
00:46:14
Well, were you trying to take it out?
00:46:16
You what was the person threatening you with it?
00:46:19
And you tried to grab it out of their hand just to be a badass,
00:46:21
thinking that they weren't like, what do you think?
00:46:23
But when they did that, they they drew it back.
00:46:26
You know, just out of reaction, you know, dude, I have a
00:46:30
I mean, when you are threatened with a knife,
00:46:31
sometimes you just got to be like, look, motherfucker, try me.
00:46:34
You know, I don't know. I'm sorry.
00:46:36
So she threatened you with a knife?
00:46:38
No, he didn't kill the. Yeah.
00:46:40
Which is again, I. Wait, that's from Will.
00:46:43
Yeah. It looks really. Yeah.
00:46:44
I've told the story before. Yeah.
00:46:45
So again, you mentioned in the front end
00:46:48
you mentioned during the show, though
00:46:49
during the front end that Will is a friend of the show.
00:46:52
I would like to make a claim that maybe he's a former friend of the show
00:46:56
because he doesn't.
00:46:57
So do that to friends.
00:46:59
Friends don't crash friends cars.
00:47:01
Friends don't, cut friends hands.
00:47:04
Friends don't.
00:47:07
Get domestic abuse charges.
00:47:08
One of my points.
00:47:11
All right, so this whole friggin thing is sometimes you don't
00:47:16
have full control of your faculties, and he suffers.
00:47:20
No, I want to. I 100% do.
00:47:23
I've been drunk as shit.
00:47:24
I do.
00:47:25
Walked out to my car and passed out in my car.
00:47:27
And I don't remember a single thing other than waking up the next morning
00:47:30
in my car surrounded by police because they thought I was dead.
00:47:34
Yeah, because I wasn't responding to knocks on the window.
00:47:36
Not everybody.
00:47:38
How can you be sure? Control.
00:47:40
And how can you be sure the time?
00:47:42
Because it's in the parking spot that I left it
00:47:43
and my keys were not in the ignition. They were in my car.
00:47:46
But there were three people murdered in the woods that night.
00:47:50
That's why there was a fight, you know, Tourette's syndrome.
00:47:53
And I walked away from the fight.
00:47:55
I don't remember this.
00:47:56
You're lucky you don't have Tourette's syndrome.
00:47:58
Was it on a jet?
00:47:59
That's great that you don't have Tourette's syndrome.
00:48:01
However, no, I don't think someone knows right from wrong.
00:48:06
Because all the mugging.
00:48:08
Oh, okay.
00:48:10
Mean someone knows right from wrong,
00:48:13
and they choose wrong in the worst way.
00:48:17
Throughout the course of 20 to 25 years
00:48:20
that you've known the person at some point, it's your fault.
00:48:25
You've just you've just got to realize that it's the behavior of that person
00:48:28
that's not the substance. It's not.
00:48:29
It's, you know, he he could he could be a great guy.
00:48:35
If you look at his positives, he's an amazing person.
00:48:38
Unfortunately, his negatives are are ten times worse.
00:48:41
So unfortunately I don't know what you want to do about that.
00:48:46
You know, I want to watch a jet ski video.
00:48:49
You've tried and it hasn't worked. I've tried
00:48:52
and it hasn't worked, unfortunately.
00:48:53
That's why I don't know what to do.
00:48:55
So I just kind of, I just kind of walk away.
00:48:57
Unfortunately, I don't want to.
00:49:00
It's the last thing I want, all right?
00:49:02
But I don't want to influence it.
00:49:03
I don't want to give him a car so he can go drive around again.
00:49:06
You know, I it's pretty good.
00:49:08
But yeah, that was very judgment.
00:49:09
It was. It is.
00:49:11
Yeah. Okay.
00:49:11
I can handle it. I can handle it too. I've done dumb shit too.
00:49:14
I gave him a car that he could go fucking drive around and do.
00:49:17
He's got really good life branding because there's that where there's a will,
00:49:20
there's a way.
00:49:20
And that probably is embedded in your brain
00:49:22
that makes you think, oh, he'll probably do good this time,
00:49:26
but once, shame on you twice.
00:49:27
You're not going to fool me again.
00:49:29
Yeah. Yep.
00:49:31
Oh, nice.
00:49:33
And we need that.
00:49:34
Okay, I'm gonna go find that for you.
00:49:36
Yeah, I know,
00:49:39
what the hell is going on,
00:49:43
bro? What is that? Yeah.
00:49:44
What's dog doing?
00:49:45
Is this I. Everything is. I'm broken.
00:49:47
It's it's NVC.
00:49:49
I don't think it's I, I think this is real.
00:49:53
This is very, very irresponsible.
00:49:56
Yeah. It looks like a but it's it's not.
00:49:58
So I've wanted to get one of these things.
00:50:01
But that's not even, you know, to hook it up to your Jessica,
00:50:04
you kind of got to dismantle the back end of it.
00:50:05
And it's like, I don't know if I want to fuck with that, especially.
00:50:08
Mine's under warranty.
00:50:09
But you, the jetski is is essentially just going wherever it's pointed.
00:50:15
And you can't control it.
00:50:16
You have to have someone on the ground also controlling the jet ski, not a dog.
00:50:20
And so, yeah, I don't know, unless he told me he taught the dog
00:50:23
to just keep it straight. I don't know what the dog doesn't like.
00:50:26
He's got his hands on the.
00:50:27
There could be open water here to where it's going to go, but you can't guarantee
00:50:31
it's an idling jet ski.
00:50:33
So it's just sitting there idling.
00:50:34
So even if you were to fall, you've got to have something in the boot.
00:50:38
Mr.. He may have, like the.
00:50:41
Yeah, it's got to be and water out the back.
00:50:44
It's got to be in forward.
00:50:45
But idling in forward like it's got to be in gear but idling in gear.
00:50:49
So it's it's slowly pulling forward.
00:50:52
He's also helping pull it forward.
00:50:53
But the problem is I think I know he has the tether, but the dog has the tether.
00:50:59
And I think if he hits the water, I think the dog jumps off with its
00:51:02
in that it kills the jet ski motor because you can't
00:51:05
you can't even be around the jet ski if you're fucking trying to swim
00:51:08
up to the jet ski.
00:51:09
That thing can't be on
00:51:10
that's got that intake underneath it is is it'll it'll suck shit in there.
00:51:14
And yeah,
00:51:16
I don't think you can be moving.
00:51:18
Well it's interesting this dynamic is I'm pretty sure the dog has the tether
00:51:22
strapped to it.
00:51:22
So when it jumps off of the jet ski shuts off.
00:51:25
Otherwise, if he hit the water this jet, he could idle all day long.
00:51:28
And I don't know how.
00:51:29
So that's his plan.
00:51:30
The dog jumps off, hits the kill switch and they swim.
00:51:33
Yeah, I think so. It's pretty brilliant.
00:51:35
But also, I think pretty illegal.
00:51:37
I don't know, but good for him I don't know.
00:51:39
Yeah, but what makes it even more illegal is he's filming it.
00:51:42
No, this is great.
00:51:43
No, somebody else is filming it.
00:51:44
I don't think he's also sorry. You're right. He's allowing.
00:51:47
I guess you can see he's got a drone going.
00:51:48
Maybe because there's literally a guy.
00:51:51
And why is he so close?
00:51:53
I guess it's a river or what? Causeway?
00:51:56
Waterway, whatever.
00:51:56
Yeah, I don't know.
00:51:57
That's the thing too. He's keeping it straight somehow. So.
00:52:02
I wouldn't be
00:52:03
like, if it's idling, he may be able to pull it.
00:52:06
Have a question?
00:52:07
With this mechanism, you have to be able to steer it with his heel like this.
00:52:10
Because I'm going to let you share your knowledge.
00:52:12
Is your steering on your jet skis steer by wire,
00:52:15
or is it mechanical that actually moves?
00:52:16
My previous my previous one was mechanical.
00:52:19
The newer ones are all electronic.
00:52:21
All right, so if it's a hole by wire pops up if it's steer by wire.
00:52:25
Couldn't have easily ran two wires up the freaking a tube and be steer.
00:52:28
Maybe you can
00:52:29
if if it's just idling and forward and he's pushing the water one way
00:52:33
as long as whatever connection which I'm sure is pretty sturdy or reinforced
00:52:37
with a cable, he he might be able to just pull it where he wants it to go.
00:52:41
Hey, but that's not even the most impressive part.
00:52:44
The problem is the boaters safety.
00:52:45
As far as being tethered to the.
00:52:48
Unless he has a long ass tether going with him and he yanks that fucker,
00:52:52
that could be possible.
00:52:54
I again, this is all
00:52:56
new shit, so I don't know where the the the boating shit comes in.
00:53:00
And the recreational was and all that.
00:53:04
Well, there's not that one to get one of these.
00:53:05
These aren't that expensive to get.
00:53:07
They've got the boots, the like, the suits.
00:53:09
You can get the jetpacks.
00:53:10
They've got the boards that you can fly.
00:53:14
And it's all just using the, the.
00:53:15
Yeah, it's all you.
00:53:16
It's like, you're you're still kind of connected.
00:53:18
I want to fly aboard.
00:53:20
That's cool, I guess.
00:53:21
I guess it's like I stand corrected a kite fly.
00:53:23
So you're more than that. You're a kite, all right.
00:53:25
You're not a kite there.
00:53:26
Yeah, you're flying in there.
00:53:27
Hold on really quick.
00:53:30
Oh, actually, probably.
00:53:34
That was really quick. What?
00:53:37
Shame on.
00:53:40
Shame on you.
00:53:41
He already forgot it.
00:53:42
He's like yeah.
00:53:44
Oh maybe. Can't get fooled again.
00:53:47
Like like right.
00:53:49
Like very early on he's like I'll in Tennessee.
00:53:52
This is what we want right here. He's like shit.
00:53:54
Yeah. Saying he's like shit.
00:53:57
Oh shit.
00:53:58
No other good
00:54:01
it boom.
00:54:02
We can't get fooled again
00:54:05
now. It's true.
00:54:07
Very smart.
00:54:08
Yeah I just openly when I make mistakes like that, I just openly shout on myself.
00:54:12
I, I teach people shit.
00:54:14
And when I do the dumb stuff like that, I just, I just call it out right there.
00:54:19
I have yet to see who who posted this.
00:54:21
I do it all the time. Shut the fuck up.
00:54:23
I tested this one because I was kind of confused on what this was.
00:54:27
I didn't watch it all, but I was confused because it looks old or you can't.
00:54:31
Yeah, I just thought there's no way you're really removed from the vocabulary.
00:54:36
And almost nobody alive noticed that it was gone.
00:54:39
The man who finally noticed was a Roger Kerch,
00:54:43
a history professor at Virginia Tech in the 1990s.
00:54:47
While researching time, culture before the Industrial Revolution,
00:54:51
he found a court record.
00:54:52
From 1697, a nine year old girl named Jane Rose
00:54:56
gave testimony in a London courtroom.
00:54:59
She told the judge her mother had woken after her
00:55:01
first sleep and London courtroom.
00:55:03
She told the judge her mother had woken after her first sleep room.
00:55:07
She told the judge that sleeping England was what's going on?
00:55:11
First sleep?
00:55:12
Is there a second sleep? Sleep?
00:55:14
There used to be.
00:55:15
Yes, I've learned all about it in the past.
00:55:18
But I forgot all about that.
00:55:19
The very first sleep in second sleep?
00:55:21
Yeah, before we ran.
00:55:23
So you can look pretty. Monday.
00:55:26
Will you do that?
00:55:27
Right? Right.
00:55:27
That's just a nap, though. That's different.
00:55:31
No, it's first sleep and second sleep.
00:55:34
Okay, so back in the day
00:55:35
when we were mostly farmers, but not everyone was a farmer.
00:55:38
We didn't have this industrialized thing.
00:55:40
When I say time isn't real, I'm not joking.
00:55:43
Literally, the industrial Revolution invented time.
00:55:46
So the way so they can track their workers.
00:55:48
But just shortly before that we would do things.
00:55:51
The sun would come up,
00:55:52
we would get tired, we would lay down whenever we were tired.
00:55:54
When we were hungry, we ate.
00:55:56
We followed our bodies and our clocks.
00:55:58
Yeah.
00:55:58
Inside, instead of these fake, you know, corporate clocks.
00:56:02
And people would go to sleep when they were tired,
00:56:04
probably when it got dark in the winter, like, you know, five, 6:00,
00:56:07
they'd wake up at 11 or 12, they wouldn't take a pop
00:56:09
a pill and go back to sleep or piss and go back to sleep.
00:56:12
They go, wow, my brain is so fresh.
00:56:14
I'm a freaking what a midnight person, I guess.
00:56:18
And they would do their writing or their sewing or their washing.
00:56:21
Anything they could do in the dark or by candlelight.
00:56:25
Lots of writers probably wrote then. Would you rather have that?
00:56:27
Because it sounds like you'd rather have that I did.
00:56:30
I have that I don't like.
00:56:31
People get pissed at me when I tell them my schedule,
00:56:33
because I run my own business and I schedule my own thing.
00:56:35
So I mean, 9 to 5, I have to be available and stuff.
00:56:38
But if I want to, I can pretty much flex my schedule.
00:56:41
However, I want to wake up with an alarm clock.
00:56:43
I can do that too. Great. My girlfriend
00:56:47
sets the alarm clock and then I still lay there because.
00:56:50
Yeah. No, I've got to I. Yeah, but see if there's an alarm clock.
00:56:53
It's still waking you up.
00:56:54
It's really interrupting your REM sleep.
00:56:56
I've got a very lax schedule that
00:56:59
that I make myself essentially, that I.
00:57:02
You guys know, one I rarely like.
00:57:04
I've never.
00:57:06
I text everyone at 430 in the morning
00:57:09
without any care in the morning for you guys privacy or.
00:57:13
No I don't care.
00:57:14
It's all muted anyway.
00:57:16
Yeah.
00:57:16
It's but yeah that's what I yeah I know people are like I'm so sorry
00:57:19
I'm 48 messages and I'm like oh they're all Brady okay.
00:57:23
It literally about one thing for the show.
00:57:25
And yet you still yet you still don't fucking follow it. Yeah
00:57:30
right.
00:57:30
Gone outside I sometimes I need to just put that in the eye and have
00:57:34
I just kind of break it down or her mother had to open after her first.
00:57:37
Oh you you've never done that sleep and gone.
00:57:40
No. I want you to do it for me.
00:57:41
There was a first sleep and gone outside.
00:57:44
The mother was later found dead.
00:57:46
Three thirds.
00:57:47
The sleep was written like you're saying.
00:57:48
Casualness. Oh, I love have a third.
00:57:51
No one in the courtroom. Question.
00:57:52
Don't check this.
00:57:53
No one asked to go third sleep is Taco Bell what it meant?
00:57:56
Because in 6897 answers right there.
00:58:00
You sure that's a humidor?
00:58:01
I think that's just a cigar box.
00:58:03
It's a cigar humidor box? Yeah, motherfucker. I'm.
00:58:05
I'm but a humidor.
00:58:06
You walk in and it's climate controlled.
00:58:08
And this door, this is it's got the fucking
00:58:11
humidity sensor in it.
00:58:13
You son of a bitch.
00:58:15
Oh, what is that?
00:58:17
Cookies.
00:58:19
The bookies from the air somewhere.
00:58:21
Video last week.
00:58:25
When I saw on this, that would make them winter weeds.
00:58:28
They kept it in a jar or a Ziploc
00:58:31
or, I don't know, a weed container.
00:58:33
What's the difference? Yeah, it's all it's okay.
00:58:35
I just keep it in the bag.
00:58:36
Usually. I used to put it in.
00:58:38
I pass it into containers for, you know, carrying it.
00:58:42
You'll learn.
00:58:43
Everything changes when you have kids.
00:58:45
What do you mean?
00:58:45
Yeah. I've got it all in my fucking toolbox.
00:58:48
Fucking locker cabinet. That just locks up.
00:58:50
I don't have kids. I just know that.
00:58:52
Lock it up, I want it. Yeah, I'm not a fucking dick.
00:58:55
I only smoke inside during the podcast.
00:58:57
Very rarely do I smoke inside my house. I.
00:59:01
I smoke in the garage. Time
00:59:03
door.
00:59:04
I've been thinking about asking me to be your best man.
00:59:08
Okay.
00:59:10
I don't think it works.
00:59:11
So it's weird.
00:59:12
It's weird that we say that because initially.
00:59:17
I don't know if she's going to bed or not.
00:59:18
This is my bet.
00:59:19
You did not essentially want,
00:59:22
you there like a wedding, a wedding party, because,
00:59:26
number one on her program has passed, so that sucks.
00:59:29
So that kind of, like, deterred everything for her mentally for a while
00:59:32
as far as wedding.
00:59:33
And she didn't want, like, a traditional wedding at all.
00:59:36
And I don't mind not putting people on the spot
00:59:38
as far as a wedding party, I don't I don't need a best man I don't like.
00:59:42
It'd be great to just not force other people to do stuff that, you know.
00:59:45
Hey, show up here.
00:59:47
But I she was like that.
00:59:50
She then she had she then recently go as well.
00:59:52
You know,
00:59:52
I don't know if I want to have a maid of honor,
00:59:54
but I would want, like, maybe a wedding party of like three.
00:59:56
And I'm like, don't bother fucking three people.
01:00:00
And it's like, it kind of sucks because honestly,
01:00:02
despite all the comments that I made about Will,
01:00:05
Will would have been one of those three people.
01:00:07
I would have asked him.
01:00:09
He'd ask, but
01:00:11
but I can't, but I can't, you know.
01:00:14
Right. Yeah.
01:00:15
So that kind of pisses me off, right?
01:00:16
But I do know the other two people
01:00:18
that, one would be, you know, one would be my brother.
01:00:21
One would be my brother is to rent the tux.
01:00:25
One would be you
01:00:28
and the the third.
01:00:29
Then would, I guess, be easy.
01:00:30
Although I don't necessarily to me, I don't want to like two people
01:00:33
from the disc golf crew for some reason.
01:00:34
Like he would be invited, sure.
01:00:36
But for some reason, I feel like I want like a variety of, like, life, like,
01:00:40
you know, one my brother, one like, you know, that group which you would rob.
01:00:44
Right.
01:00:44
So like the I've been well which would have been my,
01:00:47
my the closest childhood friend I had.
01:00:50
Not sure, but like high school.
01:00:52
But at the same time he's been everyone else.
01:00:54
I've disconnected with.
01:00:55
And he was the only one who carried on after high school, to be honest.
01:01:00
Like, you know, and I'm not I don't have, you know, three
01:01:04
he might not be free to to try.
01:01:07
He won't be.
01:01:07
He definitely won't be. He won't be able to.
01:01:10
Maybe I could try to like you can.
01:01:12
Do you think he can get a one time out?
01:01:14
Sometimes they do weird shit like that.
01:01:15
Like they let him out for, like, a day.
01:01:17
Like he's a man.
01:01:19
Except for he's a nonviolent offender.
01:01:22
Technically. But I would say that it is reckless.
01:01:24
Yeah, to where it could be.
01:01:26
It is violent, you know,
01:01:28
reckless endangerment.
01:01:29
Right?
01:01:31
Yeah.
01:01:32
I would call him his actions.
01:01:33
Yeah, I know, it kind of sucks again.
01:01:35
That's that's. Yeah.
01:01:36
Because I'm like, fuck, I got two,
01:01:37
three, two, three people and I'm trying to like push her to to go back to her
01:01:40
original idea of just having not a wedding party.
01:01:44
Well, I know one enthusiastic volunteer.
01:01:47
She needs somebody to hold her dress when she pees, though.
01:01:49
She's gotta have somebody.
01:01:51
No, but again, there's a fight on her side for like, prominence of like who?
01:01:54
And so she doesn't even want a maid of honor.
01:01:56
That's why I just. It's three and that's it.
01:01:58
You know, smart.
01:01:59
Because it's like, oh, I'm not the man of honor.
01:02:01
Hold on. Man of honor.
01:02:02
So it's like, all right, I'm making this man in a line, though,
01:02:05
away from her or in a single file, so you can only see one in their hands.
01:02:08
They're going to go like they're
01:02:10
trying to learn their friend.
01:02:13
So because there's going to be a problem because whoever standing next to her
01:02:16
is going to be like, yeah.
01:02:19
I would maybe like, do I do right?
01:02:21
But at the same time,
01:02:21
I don't want to put my dad up to like, he he doesn't need to be a part of it.
01:02:25
He can absorb it from sitting in a chair instead of being a board.
01:02:29
So, like, he'll be an usher. Put him to work.
01:02:31
I love it.
01:02:33
Yeah, yeah.
01:02:35
Long story short, unless he's not out going.
01:02:37
Wait.
01:02:37
No, it's too late for short.
01:02:42
Can we get much?
01:02:43
Oh, I'm pretty fucking high.
01:02:48
The worst that this bitch reminds me very much of.
01:02:51
The weird bitch in that old footage that was just shown
01:02:55
one of those rooms in salt.
01:02:58
You know, the.
01:02:58
Yeah, you could go, like, you can have all the, like, content.
01:03:02
Oh, no.
01:03:02
Now I want to.
01:03:04
She's dressed like Annie. I want to party.
01:03:08
Yes. And a million about this on me.
01:03:11
My boobs. And give it to me to the do.
01:03:15
Because from that last three, one, two, one.
01:03:18
Oh yeah,
01:03:20
that I want to put them back.
01:03:22
But my coffee, it's my forehead to give me.
01:03:26
No no no no I want you to
01:03:29
let me see 10,000 caught with mash ups.
01:03:32
And this song has no tempo.
01:03:35
Never can it quantize it and fucking time.
01:03:37
Stretch it and fix it.
01:03:39
I mean, she's just talking for most of it
01:03:42
to be done for so often.
01:03:45
10,000. Yeah.
01:03:46
But again I can time stretching, quantize.
01:03:48
I can put a fucking things out okay.
01:03:52
It does it to tide dogs loving shit on fucking pseudo works for them Jordan
01:03:56
because some of the shit I just we run into random areas
01:03:59
because we weren't counting barcode counting bars.
01:04:02
I saw exactly.
01:04:05
But it was just.
01:04:07
And then you just kind of taper the music and then you just kind of started again.
01:04:11
According to here.
01:04:12
And sometimes that's off tempo slightly.
01:04:14
So it was, it was fix things.
01:04:16
I go to another kind of garbage.
01:04:19
No, no, this is off tap for more things like with women.
01:04:22
Sometimes it for the worse.
01:04:23
It turns that the to and it
01:04:28
should be like a it unnecessarily shouldn't be stuck.
01:04:32
This is inside.
01:04:34
Hold on.
01:04:35
Let me sweep up baby.
01:04:37
Currently.
01:04:39
Bye bye.
01:04:40
Farouk.
01:04:42
Asshole.
01:04:43
Assault.
01:04:45
Veruca salt now.
01:04:47
No time for the wrestler. Farouk.
01:04:50
Yeah? Did somebody do that?
01:04:51
Because I always thought that's what it was growing up.
01:04:52
I thought it was what?
01:04:53
Farouk assault.
01:04:56
And assault, I'm pretty sure.
01:04:58
Yeah. Farouk. Farouk. Assault.
01:05:01
Oh, isn't there a band named after the the The
01:05:06
Chocolate Factory character?
01:05:09
Yeah, yeah.
01:05:14
Or named Farouk who did an assault on Amir Johnson.
01:05:17
That's a.
01:05:20
Oh, I guess.
01:05:21
Oh, yeah.
01:05:22
Roll the blood
01:05:24
now, cuz I want to. Yeah.
01:05:26
What is this about?
01:05:27
Because I don't understand.
01:05:30
I didn't watch any of them
01:05:32
comes, but I just kind of got a grasp of what maybe the.
01:05:35
Yeah, context is when I put a bunch
01:05:38
of human stuff together, swirling color and Matt
01:05:42
shit way, there's just no way this is
01:05:46
a little girl come with a brood of beauty and terror.
01:05:49
What's with the girl head children?
01:05:50
And then what is this from born of these ages, I will a world of swirling.
01:05:56
But this is something that.
01:05:58
Yeah, women from the farthest.
01:06:02
It's fantastic.
01:06:03
It's 10 to 15 seconds.
01:06:04
Obviously it's. I slop.
01:06:07
Yeah,
01:06:09
yeah. All right. It's hilarious.
01:06:11
Again, that kind of reminds me of wrote.
01:06:14
I didn't mean to bring that up earlier, but that's very Chitra esque.
01:06:18
There you go.
01:06:19
You guys, are there any modern day, like, cartoons like that?
01:06:24
ThunderCats.
01:06:24
And like, the Power Rangers still exist?
01:06:27
That's still a thing.
01:06:30
Probably, I don't know, my kids are all grown up.
01:06:34
You know what? Yeah, I don't know.
01:06:36
But my wife doesn't play shooter games.
01:06:38
But she will occasionally play Fortnite,
01:06:42
and usually she'll play by for another occasion.
01:06:44
I'll play with her.
01:06:45
But, one Punch man was on the, buy things
01:06:49
for the rum Punch man in the other guy, the weird other
01:06:53
Asian guy with the blond hair on the, like, half the robot arm.
01:06:57
Yeah.
01:06:57
You can be like, they've got all kinds of weird shit all the time.
01:06:59
And I'm surprised Fortnite, as many like
01:07:03
this. Just a huge grift.
01:07:05
But it's one hell of a grift.
01:07:06
You know, if you're in anything, you can be like, oh, that's cool.
01:07:08
I, you know, if I ever played that game, I would buy that shit. You know?
01:07:11
I don't know what it's.
01:07:13
I was thinking about.
01:07:14
Grift is a topic next week.
01:07:19
I'm serious,
01:07:21
I love it.
01:07:22
Whatever you say.
01:07:24
What, does this noise bother you?
01:07:26
All right.
01:07:29
All right.
01:07:29
No, it's actually a beautiful noise. This.
01:07:31
It's very like the ones that you played were kind of shitty signals, but.
01:07:36
No, like a nice clean, like shitty samples.
01:07:39
What do you want to hear a miss?
01:07:40
No, I do, you can just tell
01:07:41
that they were trying to record it and it was very clinical.
01:07:45
If you were out in the like on the course.
01:07:49
Okay, that one was more natural.
01:07:50
I'll give that one.
01:07:51
That's okay. Thank you, thank you. Yeah.
01:07:54
This one says you could have been spit out too, by the way.
01:07:56
This one says Rimmer,
01:07:58
when I downloaded it, I thought it was something different again.
01:08:00
I think the other ones, they had a microphone inside
01:08:02
and they had a basket and they threw a disc from in it from like 1 or 2ft away.
01:08:06
You can just hear the difference.
01:08:08
This is my favorite, all of them at the same time.
01:08:13
At the end.
01:08:14
All right. So here we go.
01:08:15
This resident brought a chain basket that's used
01:08:18
for disc golf and a Frisbee to show the Board of Supervisors.
01:08:22
Got two of them on my property and like should have
01:08:24
three opposed West Park project.
01:08:26
It is surrounded by people's homes, their lives, their peace.
01:08:31
I don't want to have to live with this, she says.
01:08:34
Surrounded by their team.
01:08:36
Ironically, she's complaining about the noise.
01:08:38
But as she opens her mouth, the only thing I hear is,
01:08:42
wait, if you've
01:08:43
got an angle, you could be like, look, I'm smelling weed all the time.
01:08:46
There's people drinking beer. They litter.
01:08:49
No, no, said they're playing loud music.
01:08:51
They're playing loud music out of their disc golf bags.
01:08:54
Plenty of things you could argue.
01:08:56
They're being jovial.
01:08:57
They're having fun.
01:08:59
Yeah.
01:09:01
But they're using the games on their shirts.
01:09:06
Hitting the guy in the leg,
01:09:08
making this noise annoying or frustrating
01:09:11
or disruptive to here, then I think it is brilliant
01:09:15
to bring it there with her.
01:09:16
That's.
01:09:17
Do we have any context as to what course this might be?
01:09:20
Yeah. She said okay.
01:09:22
Do you watch. We can look that up. Do you watch the show.
01:09:25
No, no, but we've got you disc, which is a great resource.
01:09:28
I think you got a long. And did she say do you watch the show?
01:09:32
It's,
01:09:32
the Luton or Loudon County supervisors.
01:09:36
They're trying to approve a park in.
01:09:39
And should they say that to them, brought a change that.
01:09:41
Oh, she's just arguing.
01:09:44
She's a neighbor.
01:09:44
She's a neighbor of a park. That that's not happening.
01:09:47
She's just supposed, oh, this is going to be the outcome.
01:09:51
Whether they're doing the park, they have to get, public comment
01:09:56
to make sure that, you know, that
01:09:57
they don't just do things under the table and secretly so.
01:10:00
So she's just guessing.
01:10:02
She's just guessing that this is what it's going to be.
01:10:05
No, she brought a basket.
01:10:06
That's. She's just demonstrating. She's not guessing.
01:10:09
She's saying, I don't want this swing thinking thing.
01:10:11
Thing. Right? Why did I make the sound?
01:10:13
She does this. And she took it and said,
01:10:17
it happens, like a
01:10:17
couple times every, like, 20 minutes.
01:10:20
Like I for 13 to 20.
01:10:24
I make it resident brought it.
01:10:27
I'm telling you, you could go hey the these people like smoking weed
01:10:30
and there's there probably gonna be alcohol.
01:10:32
I don't want a bunch of loud people playing music out of their disc golf bags.
01:10:36
Watch a hippie ass motherfuckers acting like they own the fucking park is B
01:10:40
to show the Board of Supervisors what the noise of the chains in the basket.
01:10:44
There it is. Lee's burg, Virginia.
01:10:47
I want to know who this is because I can build there a better argument.
01:10:50
Please charge a fee.
01:10:52
But I love that you have even heard her argument yet.
01:10:55
She just started with the party. No, that's,
01:10:58
It is surrounded by people's homes.
01:11:00
There are good points there. Peace.
01:11:02
I don't want surrounded by there.
01:11:04
It's surrounded by their peace.
01:11:06
I like lives as if, like people that live around golf courses and of golf
01:11:10
balls flying or.
01:11:11
Yeah, it's surrounded by their lives.
01:11:14
You moved next to a fucking park to live with this.
01:11:18
She says disc golf would wake.
01:11:20
Want to have to live with this?
01:11:23
Wait, she says it'll wake children.
01:11:24
You guys play it like two in the morning and shit.
01:11:27
No, it's hard to play at night.
01:11:28
I try to do a little golf, but that you're dumb if you do that.
01:11:32
Don't usually do that though. Like in the winter.
01:11:33
You know you play at night, but it might not be even at night time.
01:11:37
It's like, well, you play into the dusk and then you keep playing.
01:11:41
Starker. That's my point.
01:11:43
I mean, I guess kids could be napping.
01:11:45
Children from their naps and frightened, anxious
01:11:48
so we can nap at any time of the day noise
01:11:51
annoying or frustrating or disruptive to hear.
01:11:53
And I think you have your answer as to whether you should be sent.
01:11:57
It's a great noise to the state board chair, Phyllis Rand.
01:12:00
I thought
01:12:02
you might if she gets one of the noise.
01:12:04
I find it frames annoying.
01:12:07
So here you go.
01:12:08
The jacket is a lot of shit, right?
01:12:11
It's louder than this basket, for sure.
01:12:13
The 1990s logo. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
01:12:15
Honestly, it's like, to be honest, they look like disc
01:12:18
baskets to me now.
01:12:21
What?
01:12:22
What is is that so listen.
01:12:25
So if a citizen can like, misinformed citizen Goofy Friday or some shit at
01:12:30
where your post.
01:12:32
I support community rights.
01:12:33
If they don't want to have a disc thing, they have every right.
01:12:36
If the majority doesn't want it, I would support it.
01:12:40
If you don't want it, you gotta.
01:12:41
It's just you need a better argument than there's going to be a small, slight
01:12:46
noise like, every so often.
01:12:49
Yeah. She backed it way down.
01:12:50
She move the goalpost.
01:12:51
She's like, if you don't like this, what did she say?
01:12:54
Be sentencing.
01:12:55
And I have your voice.
01:12:56
She's never been around a discussion.
01:12:58
Annoying or frustrating or so annoying or frustrating or disruptive to hear.
01:13:03
Everything, to some extent is disruptive to hear every noise,
01:13:08
right?
01:13:09
Like, no, there's a bunch of radios and people that's like, you always purpose
01:13:13
is whooping and hollering disruptive to hear.
01:13:17
You shouldn't.
01:13:18
You don't want people to be in the park.
01:13:20
But what she says this, she bothers me.
01:13:23
The board chair, Phyllis Randall, Miro Hart,
01:13:27
she only wants people in the park to quietly walk is all the park is for.
01:13:32
Yeah, absorbing the park
01:13:35
is all.
01:13:36
Well, you know, I remember playing at the upstairs golf.
01:13:39
Love that jacket.
01:13:40
Literally whipping my disc over little kids and people picnicking.
01:13:44
They're like, we shouldn't play this hole. I'm like, fuck this. I'm playing them.
01:13:46
You know?
01:13:46
I'm one of those people.
01:13:48
I'm not playing it in your shot.
01:13:49
17 holes of golf. That's insane.
01:13:52
In the last one of the last holes, you literally threw, like along the parking.
01:13:56
I don't know if you remember, they don't have that course in anymore,
01:13:59
but you you'd fly or you throw next to the pavilion
01:14:02
and there'd be people
01:14:03
just sitting out on the grass doing picnicking stuff, and people are disc
01:14:06
golfing over them.
01:14:09
I thought about firefighters.
01:14:11
No. Riverbend, the upstairs, the old, old course
01:14:14
that doesn't exist anymore.
01:14:15
Oh, for good reason, they figured.
01:14:19
I think Riverbend people finally said, you know what?
01:14:21
You guys can have your disc golf downstairs,
01:14:22
but then we're going to have a picnickers, the little kids sitting at picnic tables
01:14:25
that keep getting pegged in the back of the head because of whatever, 17 or 7.
01:14:30
I know where I've seen them.
01:14:30
Once you start to pick
01:14:33
picnic fucking Fresh Prince.
01:14:36
No, to take a Fresh Prince similar jacket.
01:14:39
Yeah. The 80s.
01:14:41
Oh her her name is even Felicia.
01:14:43
Chad. That's weird.
01:14:46
Wait, then what's the difference?
01:14:47
I don't think there's a difference.
01:14:48
By ten years.
01:14:51
Cosby's the 80s, not the 90s.
01:14:54
I'll.
01:14:54
I'll die on that hill.
01:14:56
Okay?
01:14:57
No one said I was because I said thanks, but that's okay.
01:15:01
Let's hear it.
01:15:01
She wouldn't want the noise near her home.
01:15:03
And like, are you thinking Malcolm-Jamal Warner,
01:15:06
Alfonso Ribeiro, this are the same person.
01:15:08
You just see black people and, you know, like, oh, what did you say?
01:15:12
Fresh Prince?
01:15:13
I think I have a similar look, but no, dude, I can call both those names out.
01:15:18
That's how I know I'm not a racist.
01:15:19
But apparently you are.
01:15:21
Are you telling me this is new deejay Jazzy Jeff?
01:15:24
I can't tell the difference between the Pistons coach and the Magic's coach.
01:15:28
I thought they were the same. I'm like, why is he pissed?
01:15:30
Because they had the greatest upset ever.
01:15:32
I mean, why is he excited?
01:15:34
He he's. I thought he was the magic coach.
01:15:36
And then I realized it was the pitcher you thought they look.
01:15:37
Did you think Cade Cunningham kept passing the ball to himself?
01:15:40
I mean no, no, it's not that bad.
01:15:42
He's one.
01:15:43
Yes, I can tell Cade, because he's halfway.
01:15:46
I got a year in and get a beer.
01:15:48
Oh, but the residents are like, no, maybe not.
01:15:51
Leesburg Supervisor Kristen Umstead said changes
01:15:54
to the plans will include making sure that no baskets
01:15:57
are within 100ft of a home, and plant buffers will be built to muffle the sound.
01:16:03
And Randall and the board approved the plan.
01:16:06
Look, the golf course brought a chain base.
01:16:08
It's a golf course.
01:16:09
Permanently close, so the ball golf course is closed.
01:16:13
And it looks like they're trying to turn it into a disc golf course.
01:16:15
And the residents are a little unhappy.
01:16:17
See, they lived there, though, when there was golfing
01:16:20
and then there was no golfing.
01:16:22
So clearly they don't want anything there again, because they remember how bad.
01:16:26
I'm sure if you live that close, people are horrible golfers, right?
01:16:30
Mostly more people are bad golfers than good golf golfers.
01:16:33
I don't think so.
01:16:35
There's going to be balls that are heading your your way.
01:16:40
Yeah, but not this.
01:16:41
Oh, this is going to Leesburg.
01:16:46
All right,
01:16:48
let's take the show on the road.
01:16:51
As soon as they open the course.
01:16:54
What is it now?
01:16:58
What?
01:16:58
What is it?
01:16:59
May the force be with you.
01:17:02
What is it now?
01:17:04
12 Cinco de Mayo.
01:17:06
What is it now?
01:17:07
Oh, what is it now? Is it not?
01:17:11
What is it now?
01:17:14
But as soon as a human.
01:17:15
Right, then whose job is it to grow?
01:17:17
Wait. She had that on there so fast?
01:17:19
We were supposed to read what it said.
01:17:21
Just found out that in 2021, the UN.
01:17:25
I almost said the unwanted.
01:17:27
I'm going to start again.
01:17:28
Just found out that in 2021, did you want to make food a human right?
01:17:32
And only two countries voted no.
01:17:35
America and Israel.
01:17:38
Wait, so, that sounds about right.
01:17:42
Food is a basic human right.
01:17:46
I disagree with that.
01:17:47
We've covered this before wholeheartedly because
01:17:52
two reasons.
01:17:52
One is food. The way we have it
01:17:54
now is a finite resource, and there might not be enough. Yep.
01:17:59
But we are also human beings and everything around you,
01:18:02
from a dandelion to a squirrel in your backyard.
01:18:06
I mean, if the shit ever hits the fan, that's food for me for sure.
01:18:10
Yeah, I mean, we have cans and stuff.
01:18:13
You should have the rule of threes or whatever.
01:18:16
I think for survival, I don't remember.
01:18:18
The only thing I remember is three months worth of food and water
01:18:21
or something like that.
01:18:25
Okay.
01:18:25
Thanks for that. Okay.
01:18:27
I just there's something prevents me from growing food.
01:18:30
I'll be okay.
01:18:33
Well, it may get worse.
01:18:35
I mean, when people run out of food,
01:18:36
they might start coming for whatever I have on my land for food.
01:18:39
I just started watching this guy.
01:18:41
I just started to talk about my land touches I like.
01:18:44
I love this content.
01:18:46
He's called the Beige farmer.
01:18:49
And this woman.
01:18:50
I like the character he portrays.
01:18:53
Yes, yes, they're over there.
01:18:55
But if food is a human right, then whose job is it to grow up for free?
01:18:58
That's not how human rights work, because food doesn't taste.
01:19:00
Yeah, this guy's a dipshit, right?
01:19:02
Literally grows on trees.
01:19:03
It's kind of magic.
01:19:05
You know, someone has to plant it, harvest it, transport it, and sell it.
01:19:09
She does all those things.
01:19:10
And even I don't find a problem with food being considered a human right.
01:19:14
Food.
01:19:14
Being a human right doesn't mean that someone does it for free.
01:19:17
It just means that it's getting paid for by someone to be available to everyone.
01:19:22
What is it, what and when people are forced to work.
01:19:24
Well, he just explained socialism.
01:19:27
He just said that it's done for free, but it is like, oh, it's not done for free.
01:19:31
Somebody else like, go back to that statement.
01:19:34
I'm sorry, is it okay?
01:19:36
Is it okay if I hate he.
01:19:37
Does he just counter?
01:19:38
He just contradicted himself in his own statement.
01:19:41
Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate
01:19:44
food.
01:19:45
Being a human right doesn't mean that someone does it for free.
01:19:47
It just means that it's getting paid for by someone to be available to.
01:19:52
Yeah. So you're missed that point.
01:19:53
He means anyone, not necessarily
01:19:55
the person getting the food, which is why I said it's socialism.
01:19:58
He what it means.
01:19:59
It's as long as somebody is paying for it, they're getting it for free, right?
01:20:04
Yes. And it's based off of forced labor by somebody else.
01:20:09
No. Everyone. That's labor.
01:20:11
And when people are forced, how is it not forced labor?
01:20:13
Actually, do have a word for that wolfing.
01:20:16
If you get it for free to work for who gets it to you for free,
01:20:20
it's kind of hilarious. It's called slavery.
01:20:23
When my ancestors were enslaved, food still wasn't a huge you.
01:20:27
Your ancestors were.
01:20:28
You're barely black, dude, I don't know if you look at yourself,
01:20:30
hey, wake up before the sun comes up.
01:20:32
That's because I have young children
01:20:34
I deal with whether you're, like, mostly Indian, as do the other
01:20:37
36 million small business owners like this deal with everyone.
01:20:41
Farmers have access to more insurance against loss than any other industry,
01:20:46
and a third of it is subsidized by your tax dollars.
01:20:49
You're like me, getting paid more.
01:20:51
Median household in the US has a net worth of $1.6 million,
01:20:56
not being told their work is something everyone else is just entitled to.
01:20:59
The most recent farm bill provides over $100 billion
01:21:02
a year in direct and indirect aid to farmers.
01:21:05
If they're entitled paid for by Who, then we're entitled to what they produce.
01:21:10
Even in the United States, when people use food assistance like APT
01:21:14
that isn't free, it's paid by taxpayers here.
01:21:16
So very close. Someone is still covering the cost.
01:21:19
Humans do. Yes, saying food is a human right.
01:21:22
It does sound compassionate.
01:21:23
Sounds like the kind of thing advocated
01:21:25
for in this book that my wife reads every night
01:21:28
right before she sits on my face, but in practice, it was at the Bible food.
01:21:32
That's not exactly what it says, but it's okay to produce it.
01:21:36
It doesn't ignore that reality at all.
01:21:38
You're just mean and cheap.
01:21:41
No one and no, no. Okay, so she has a point.
01:21:44
I mean, it's yeah, she has lots of money, even though some there's some terribly.
01:21:48
And she looks I can sum this argument up in two things she does to.
01:21:52
They're saying that it's completely available, but
01:21:56
she's saying no in the world in state that we're in right now, it's a commodity,
01:22:01
period.
01:22:01
No, there's there's more than enough food in the world to feed everybody.
01:22:05
The problem is, is getting it to everybody.
01:22:07
It's well, that I mean, it's a commodity.
01:22:09
It's worth something to people that don't grow it and don't eat it.
01:22:13
They make money.
01:22:13
Yeah. If you
01:22:14
if you stripped money from the equation right now, food would be money.
01:22:17
Yeah.
01:22:19
I think if we stripped the incentive to grow food, I mean, food's already
01:22:22
stopped growing food for other people and just grow enough for themselves.
01:22:27
Yeah, but you know how hard that is to sustain.
01:22:30
No. You've got
01:22:33
I mean, I've got my my bitch and I both have Arab gardens.
01:22:35
We grow shit that we grow lettuce.
01:22:38
There's enough like it takes us maybe a couple,
01:22:40
maybe like a month or two to grow, like, the amount of lettuce
01:22:43
that you would cut and eat.
01:22:44
And it would be like, you know, a meal. We.
01:22:46
If we just did that for other people, then we got to do the 84 days.
01:22:50
Tito's
01:22:52
era gardens are great, though.
01:22:53
That shit's crazy or whatever.
01:22:54
Knock off. They're they're a great fucking.
01:22:56
They have, you can grow, right?
01:22:58
But they're great for for starting.
01:23:01
Like, you can get a good hearty start.
01:23:03
You can just plant that fucker anywhere.
01:23:05
Oh, see, we have Grant. We have grandma for that.
01:23:07
She does all the hearty starting.
01:23:09
Well, my grandma's dead, so fuck off.
01:23:12
Yeah, we'll go hug your aerogarden.
01:23:16
I wish I could go see.
01:23:18
I'm sorry. I mean, let's see the.
01:23:20
She has the last word here.
01:23:21
I repeat, no one will ever be entitled to someone
01:23:24
else's free labor, said the Treadway.
01:23:28
I don't know what a trad wife is because I'm too old.
01:23:30
I know I have.
01:23:31
I'm sure it has something to do with her being white and blond.
01:23:35
Well, okay, I think they both had.
01:23:37
I don't know if they were both complete pricks.
01:23:39
The way they presented it.
01:23:41
All right, I don't know. Don't you think?
01:23:43
Do you get or is it get her point right.
01:23:46
I like the curly, cute mustache with the goatee.
01:23:49
That's very. Yes.
01:23:50
He even has a yuppie hat on.
01:23:52
Yeah, her point is that you you
01:23:54
the most logical one is like when people go, oh, what is the money?
01:23:58
Doesn't, you know, capitalism bad.
01:24:01
And it's like, well, I don't know what you do.
01:24:03
Because when a doctor learns doctor King and all, you know, garbage man knows
01:24:09
is garbage man, I don't know how you can trade those services for each other
01:24:12
without there being some type of, like, monetary system that, you know, hey, this.
01:24:17
It's easy. Anyone can be garbage. Manning.
01:24:20
Not everyone can be doctor.
01:24:21
And you've got to, like, put the work in.
01:24:22
So I don't know how you. That's more the world she's living in.
01:24:25
This guy is living in a fantasy world. Well, none of that.
01:24:27
None of that exists.
01:24:28
And I can break his argument pretty simply to.
01:24:30
Yeah, he's like, he was living in a barely black world.
01:24:33
Listen, he's he wants food available and free.
01:24:36
It's hard to be barely black and family Indian.
01:24:40
We can be racist on Rumble.
01:24:41
Let's finish.
01:24:43
No, that's not racist. That's just saying how he look.
01:24:45
He's claiming that food is a human right and it should be.
01:24:48
And it has nothing to do with the logistics
01:24:49
or cost that someone would do to make it or grow it.
01:24:52
My way to win his argument is I'm walking over
01:24:54
to your house and stealing all your food.
01:24:56
You're going right now
01:24:57
and you're going to let me, obviously, because you want no compensation for it.
01:25:01
Correct?
01:25:02
Because you're a human.
01:25:03
You have food, I want it.
01:25:05
Therefore buy your argument.
01:25:06
It's free and I can come and take it.
01:25:09
And I bet you
01:25:09
every human on earth would disagree with that.
01:25:12
You can't just come and take it.
01:25:14
Therefore, it's not a human.
01:25:15
Any productive human.
01:25:17
But he wants a communistic socialistic welfare system.
01:25:21
It doesn't work.
01:25:21
That's what invites free food for everybody.
01:25:25
You either are bottom barrel
01:25:27
and everyone barely gets anything,
01:25:30
or you work for what you want and what you get.
01:25:33
Oh, there's so much more of a spectrum than that.
01:25:35
I like your black and white outlook on it, but why is it gonna be black and white?
01:25:39
White?
01:25:41
But you gotta separate those two
01:25:43
because they're very, very they'll just be gray.
01:25:46
When I say spectrum brown,
01:25:48
the one end of the spectrum is white and the other one would be black.
01:25:52
If gray is our spectrum.
01:25:55
I hate being logical.
01:25:56
I apologize.
01:25:57
There's no this on over. Yeah.
01:26:00
Well, going back to the subject, this is a, clip from a random
01:26:04
YouTube page, so hopefully we don't get flagged for it, but,
01:26:07
we'll just give it a shot.
01:26:08
Shout out to a hot dog.
01:26:10
That's song.
01:26:10
Because that's where I got this from me.
01:26:14
I say go louder.
01:26:17
I have to yell.
01:26:20
But, yes.
01:26:30
So as far as scream like you could go, okay, the scream movies,
01:26:33
regardless of what they are or whatever, I feel like they're like the Final
01:26:37
Destination movies.
01:26:38
They're going to be a certain level,
01:26:41
and it's not like I'm looking for anything like a masterpiece of
01:26:45
of horror movie or whatever, but as long as they do what they're supposed to do,
01:26:49
which they do, like Final Destination movies and scream movies like,
01:26:52
I'll still watch them, like, regardless, like, okay, yeah, it's going to be decent
01:26:56
enough to where you're going to go,
01:26:57
oh, who the killer is even though it's the same fucking story,
01:27:00
just different killers every time, you know what I mean?
01:27:03
I'm kind of like most of the more popular horror movies.
01:27:06
But you never seen any of the screams.
01:27:08
Now, in the first one I absolutely despise.
01:27:11
I mean, I don't I don't despise them. I got even the titties from the first one.
01:27:14
I mean, I've never seen, like, really any.
01:27:16
The last horror movie I saw was the first Freddy Krueger,
01:27:20
and the only other one I can recall ever, ever
01:27:22
seeing would be When a Stranger Calls.
01:27:23
I haven't seen Friday that I actually saw it was Friday the 13th in the water.
01:27:27
I saw that one. Do you watch movies?
01:27:30
I watch all kinds of movies, but no horror, which is not horror.
01:27:33
I like thrillers, I don't like like a good campy, cheesy, shitty horror movie.
01:27:36
It's great.
01:27:37
Yeah, I don't, I just get, I get offended.
01:27:39
Chucky series. The Chucky,
01:27:42
television series that I came up with was fucking great.
01:27:45
Oh, wait,
01:27:45
I think I saw another one with a little gremlin
01:27:48
that went through the house, and there was a butcher knife going under the door.
01:27:50
Oh, wait.
01:27:51
No, that's all they called gremlins.
01:27:54
No, they redid it.
01:27:55
I don't remember what it was called. It certainly wasn't Gremlins.
01:27:57
I did see that movie,
01:28:00
Scary Movie.
01:28:01
There's a new scary movie coming out.
01:28:03
That's the that's the scream.
01:28:06
I had some shit earmarked with Marlon Wayans making some comments about,
01:28:09
you know, it being hard and being black in Hollywood.
01:28:12
It's like, bro,
01:28:14
I didn't bring it to the show, but since you brought it up, it
01:28:16
because he's responsible for a lot of that and he's mad that like Harvey Weinstein,
01:28:20
I guess like stole,
01:28:23
you know,
01:28:23
it's like, bro, you're you're the your family the whole
01:28:28
like the whole Wayans the Keenan Ivory and Marlon and Damon
01:28:32
and fucking,
01:28:35
what?
01:28:37
Even Jamie Foxx was a cousin, like, are you kidding me?
01:28:40
You guys were like a dynasty of a black family in comedy, like you.
01:28:43
You owned like, you guys birthed Jim Carrey.
01:28:47
Like you.
01:28:47
You produced a white, like you brought a white.
01:28:50
I don't think an actor to prominence.
01:28:52
Like, that's how. That's how prominent of a of a show. You were it.
01:28:55
People watched it.
01:28:56
Not because we cared, white or black.
01:28:58
It's because it was entertaining.
01:28:59
Like, it's I, I just don't like
01:29:01
I just don't think a guy who came up from that would make
01:29:06
assumptions going like, oh, it's hard to be black and and always you.
01:29:10
And it's like, dude, you had nothing but going to come.
01:29:13
You came from
01:29:14
a great family of entertainers and you were privileged due to that.
01:29:18
And for you to go, oh, to go to the black struggle.
01:29:20
It's like you talk about it, but.
01:29:25
I'd like to think that nobody knows anybody else's struggle.
01:29:28
And we should have empathy for other humans and not assume.
01:29:32
Yeah, I'm sure everything is a struggle, but easier than our due to race.
01:29:37
If anything, he got a boost.
01:29:38
I don't care who was associated with that.
01:29:41
I was out that was the black comedy, way more like
01:29:44
there was availability and entitlement than me.
01:29:48
And I'm sure there's white people that have way less whatever.
01:29:51
That shit was iconic for that time, that era, that family.
01:30:00
What are we going to do next?
01:30:03
It's queue lined up.
01:30:04
Then I should. Oh, no.
01:30:06
I always have something like, who's my cute?
01:30:08
You're cute.
01:30:09
Do we go to Rumble yet, or we got a couple more.
01:30:11
We got a couple more.
01:30:11
Looks like I. You know what? They're not really labeled.
01:30:13
We can go to Rumble at any time.
01:30:15
No, we can finish off the last couple.
01:30:17
We can give the assholes on YouTube that don't want to go over to Rumble
01:30:21
for whatever political reasons, because even though I didn't
01:30:24
mark any of Rumble, it's just a platform that you can do more things
01:30:27
that you can't do on YouTube is all that that is.
01:30:30
So I'm curious.
01:30:31
I myself, you see the Duff videos that I added.
01:30:34
I'm kind of curious.
01:30:35
Yeah, I did, I chucked them to the back.
01:30:41
Okay.
01:30:41
I'm just I didn't ask that. I just wanted to.
01:30:44
Yeah. Because even out here that you have to do.
01:30:46
But you have to.
01:30:47
Did you have to refresh or did they just poop?
01:30:49
Poop pop up?
01:30:50
I obviously I refresh even to get the new greens to pop up.
01:30:54
So. No, you don't have to do that, man. You're on the right.
01:30:56
I do have to do that. I have no playlist.
01:30:59
You're on playlist playlist instead of playlist index.
01:31:02
I promise you're on the wrong playlist.
01:31:04
Dash index,
01:31:06
question mark, show default.
01:31:08
Oh, all right, you're on the right one.
01:31:10
But there's something wrong with your browser refresh to
01:31:13
really Chrome
01:31:16
continue the show.
01:31:17
We'll we'll follow this up.
01:31:19
Dick that's cool. Now we're going to stop.
01:31:21
We're stop.
01:31:27
That would be a clip Brady.
01:31:29
And we're back Brady.
01:31:37
The shit.
01:31:39
You ever seen this before?
01:31:40
Is this the thing
01:31:43
though?
01:31:43
He's he's got good timing.
01:31:47
He's you got to start that swing.
01:31:48
You know you got to start the swing back. All right.
01:31:51
You get some.
01:31:52
You get the right noise on that.
01:31:55
What song are they pretty.
01:31:56
What do you do? I'm going to bed. Yeah.
01:31:59
We miss you.
01:32:00
If the the anvil, the producer comes in, he goes.
01:32:04
I only need one thing more for anvil.
01:32:09
And I got a fever.
01:32:12
Sorry, that's Will Ferrell.
01:32:13
I love how he's swinging it with fucking some might.
01:32:16
So this I don't know.
01:32:17
And the weird dancers, they're
01:32:20
definitely.
01:32:22
No, I'm not impressed.
01:32:23
I know a lot about percussion.
01:32:25
He's not priming. No. But do you think this is a joker.
01:32:27
You think this is a legit performance?
01:32:28
Because the way that I kind of.
01:32:30
Because he's not priming it,
01:32:33
it's like walking there in this room because it's it's hard to tell.
01:32:36
Like what kind of venue this is.
01:32:37
This is just I don't know, but I love venues like this.
01:32:43
Weird
01:32:44
looking.
01:32:45
I would do uncomfortable in here.
01:32:46
It's, at one point, it was.
01:32:48
This looks like it smells.
01:32:49
There's barely through this.
01:32:51
Here's how smart my detective work is.
01:32:53
At one point, it was a school, but then it looks like it was some kind of a.
01:32:56
Are those weightlifting racks or server racks?
01:32:58
I can't tell, I don't know, it
01:32:59
looks like it might be weightlifting, but I don't know why.
01:33:02
There's so many posts.
01:33:03
But you probably can't see this right here. Like, why are there?
01:33:06
Why is that? That's all load bearing.
01:33:07
All those posts that are going up and down like a yeah, they're connected.
01:33:11
Why is that?
01:33:12
I because like there I think there's columns like the no.
01:33:16
Also the columns going to.
01:33:20
I don't know
01:33:21
like how would you run like an anvil.
01:33:24
You'd have to have one end of the mallet
01:33:27
soft and like, get it vibrating a little bit.
01:33:30
Do you think they make that small?
01:33:32
You know, a small like, around in circles?
01:33:34
I would go get it vibrating a little bit, then hit it.
01:33:36
It'll ring out way better. I don't know if you can prime an anvil.
01:33:38
I was kind of joking about a gun.
01:33:40
Do you think they might be anvil?
01:33:42
I did start it by saying I've never played an anvil.
01:33:44
I've never seen this before.
01:33:47
I don't think you know what kind of compression you like.
01:33:49
If you put some compression on an anvil, you just know.
01:33:53
So if you know an anvil, you know, in a in a room like this, you don't have to mic
01:33:57
any of the percussion.
01:33:58
In fact, they want you to quiet down
01:34:00
and you see, like, dude, I can't I'm not miked.
01:34:02
What you're hearing is just what I'm playing.
01:34:05
Yeah, my
01:34:05
my bitch is, dad is in a band because he's 70, and that's all old people.
01:34:10
The more people do, I guess.
01:34:12
But I was asking the dude about the electronic drum set, and I'm like,
01:34:15
because I've always wanted one, but I've never bought one. And,
01:34:21
not that I know how to play the drums.
01:34:22
I just want to fuck around with it.
01:34:24
But he was like, I'm like, hey, do you like
01:34:27
the electronic being an old dude?
01:34:28
Do you like the old, you know, 70s?
01:34:31
You know, and he goes, yes, I love the electronic drums.
01:34:33
I go, really? Because I assume they like it would be the opposite.
01:34:36
He goes, no, I like the sound, sure, but he goes, it's so much more forgiving.
01:34:40
Like, I don't need to play my ass off to make it sound like I'm playing my ass
01:34:43
off, you know?
01:34:44
And that's what he was loving about it, you know what I mean?
01:34:47
So that that makes sense. You know what I mean?
01:34:50
So. Sure.
01:34:52
Yeah.
01:34:53
Or is that.
01:34:56
Oh, I found a chicken attack, and I forgot to find it.
01:34:59
It was a chicken attack on America's Funniest Videos, which, yes,
01:35:02
I watched on a Sunday night.
01:35:03
I have home videos. Are America's funniest videos.
01:35:05
They take the home out of it.
01:35:07
It just says AFV.
01:35:08
Well, I they should take the videos
01:35:10
out of this point because it's no longer home videos.
01:35:12
They're like just videos, period.
01:35:15
America's Funniest Videos with, the guy that you were just talking about earlier.
01:35:19
Yeah. Webster.
01:35:20
Welcome to order.
01:35:22
Oh, I thought it was Webster. Shit.
01:35:23
I am to the guy from Diff'rent Strokes.
01:35:27
Webster. The little guy.
01:35:30
That's my fourth one.
01:35:30
I just in the fourth.
01:35:32
Fourth black person.
01:35:33
Thank you, Gary, for you.
01:35:35
Of course, you're going to know Gary Coleman.
01:35:37
Yes. Not because it's his name.
01:35:39
Just because, you know, you're drunk, old Gary Coleman.
01:35:42
Rest in peace, by the way.
01:35:44
Yeah. Did he did he pass? Cool. Oh, yeah.
01:35:46
Yeah, yeah.
01:35:47
He died, what, ten years?
01:35:51
It's been a while.
01:35:55
It's just been.
01:35:57
I don't believe Coleman died a long time ago.
01:36:00
So Gary Coleman's passed, and Clint Eastwood is alive.
01:36:03
That is bizarre.
01:36:04
2010.
01:36:05
Right at the age of 42.
01:36:09
Oh, I believed you.
01:36:10
I just it was a domestic accident, wasn't it?
01:36:13
The cousin that he passed away from a brain hemorrhage
01:36:16
at Utah Valley Regional Medical Center.
01:36:18
He had the brain hemorrhage at the medical center or,
01:36:22
he was hospitalized on May 26th.
01:36:24
Place slowly getting his head. Oh, yeah, I forgot.
01:36:26
Yeah, because he had fallen down stairs or something.
01:36:28
And they claim that his wife may have done it.
01:36:30
Allegedly jumped on a car?
01:36:32
Allegedly, no, there was still some.
01:36:34
There's still some.
01:36:35
Yeah, I remember there was still some, So the dipshit
01:36:39
from earlier actually this one, he actually makes sense here.
01:36:42
So it's weird that he can have like
01:36:43
an unsound mind in one video and a sound mind in another video.
01:36:46
It's very confusing.
01:36:47
This, in the end, is pretty good in most videos.
01:36:50
Yeah, I like I said another couple for next week.
01:36:53
What is it now?
01:36:54
What is it now? No.
01:36:57
000, this is funny.
01:37:01
What?
01:37:01
I also don't like people that do videos like this. Oh,
01:37:05
you are doing is taking somebody else's video and just going oh for the road.
01:37:09
So is everything you're doing if you're not watching this
01:37:13
because of his reaction, we're watching it because of her video, so don't pull it
01:37:16
that thread.
01:37:17
I will pull that thread during this show.
01:37:20
No one I need to make that comment.
01:37:22
Otherwise we just look like we're doing this on the third scale.
01:37:25
Like this is a mirror and a mirror and a mirror and a mirror and a mirror to me.
01:37:27
Right in here.
01:37:28
Yeah, yeah.
01:37:29
There deep I would definitely know we have.
01:37:31
Yeah we have to that and we are doing it right.
01:37:35
So I'm going to share it on this
01:37:36
because we're literally doing what he's doing.
01:37:39
And we're doing it in a third sense.
01:37:41
So this is bullshit to me.
01:37:43
Find this cunt and we'll
01:37:45
comment on it better than him than going back and forth and going, oh, this is me.
01:37:49
Oh, look at she's doing this thing.
01:37:52
Look her oh.
01:37:54
She's burning up like I hate these damn videos.
01:37:58
This is the cheapest
01:38:01
entertainment.
01:38:03
No, I want to comment on his comments.
01:38:06
Yeah, the comments are technically on her video,
01:38:09
but they're on his video, which is weird, you know?
01:38:12
Yeah, I'm commenting on his video.
01:38:17
Well,
01:38:17
I do, and I'm doing a much better job than he is on her video
01:38:22
there on his video, which is weird, you know?
01:38:24
Yeah, I'm commenting on her.
01:38:26
I want her to comment on his video.
01:38:29
Well, I do, and I'm doing good.
01:38:31
But hey, people that go to the video, but they're on his video.
01:38:35
Oh wow. You know.
01:38:37
Yeah, that's how we roll in the contagious way back in the day.
01:38:40
Because I fucking got mad because I was searching for music
01:38:42
and he's oh, I'm doing this rapper featuring this person.
01:38:46
It's like just some shitty little remix he fucking put together here.
01:38:49
And he's calling it a new song and it's like, ruined the day
01:38:52
because I fucking got mad because it was like your music.
01:38:56
This rapper just call it was this.
01:38:58
It's like just some shitty little remix he fucking put together and he's
01:39:02
calling it a new song. It's like,
01:39:05
because I
01:39:05
fucking got mad because it was like your music.
01:39:09
This rapper, it was person.
01:39:11
It's like just some shitty little remix he fucking put together
01:39:13
and he's calling it a new song. It's like,
01:39:17
because I fucking got mad because he probably wasn't.
01:39:23
About Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa.
01:39:26
Papa. Papa.
01:39:27
Papa. Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa.
01:39:30
Because I fucking got on.
01:39:31
Because I was traveling.
01:39:35
Papa, Papa!
01:39:37
Papa! Papa!
01:39:38
Papa! Papa!
01:39:39
Papa!
01:39:39
Papa!
01:39:43
Because this just got really silly.
01:39:51
Let's look at this bitch.
01:39:52
That was so cool.
01:39:54
Look at this bitch.
01:39:57
That is a lovely bottle of death.
01:40:01
Seriousness. Here is this pill.
01:40:02
I can't tell.
01:40:04
I think they appealed.
01:40:05
What is that? They have this. They have the shell. What did you just think of it?
01:40:08
Ice. Okay.
01:40:10
Yeah. If you. Where did she go?
01:40:11
You didn't know this.
01:40:12
That was like.
01:40:13
No, that was not nice. That was snow.
01:40:15
When you cook eggs, you're supposed to put him in cold, so they stop cooking.
01:40:18
Otherwise you will overcook them
01:40:19
and they will crack and pop out and be all gross, rubbery the way I do that.
01:40:23
So no, she threw ice on them after the fact.
01:40:25
You said you put them in cold.
01:40:27
Well okay.
01:40:29
It peanut butter chocolate kind of thing.
01:40:31
You can put them in an ice bath or in her case, I guess you could put
01:40:35
the lime in the coconut.
01:40:39
Sorry. I mean, what is she doing?
01:40:41
The hard boiled eggs.
01:40:42
Skinny, hard boiled egg.
01:40:44
And you're saying bye bye?
01:40:46
Oh, yes.
01:40:46
All over them immediately when pulling them out of the boiling water.
01:40:49
Does what make them the best eggs you've ever had?
01:40:52
Because it will stop cooking at exactly
01:40:53
nine minutes or whatever, because you're going to take them out.
01:40:56
They're going to cook for another 5 to 10 minutes
01:40:58
because they're still piping hot.
01:40:59
You're going to stop them for time. Yeah.
01:41:04
I'm not necessarily.
01:41:07
Absolutely. Yes. Absolutely.
01:41:09
To boil and then turn it off and let them just slow settle
01:41:11
because I assume that like I'm slow, slow cooled back to temperature.
01:41:15
Yes, yes. Is is going to be fine.
01:41:19
No no no no.
01:41:19
Maybe maybe just maybe throwing ice on them causes me.
01:41:24
I thought it was like a situation where you were like, maybe helps you break them.
01:41:29
Break? It just helps them heal. For sure.
01:41:32
For sure.
01:41:32
Because the hot cold, the hot cold, the friends immediately.
01:41:35
But it's the time that the slow cooldown might do that as well.
01:41:38
But I don't know.
01:41:39
That's me just thinking that it's like metal, I don't know, she.
01:41:42
I love that she's not done this.
01:41:46
There's more to this process.
01:41:49
I wish you'd do it without a shirt on.
01:41:50
I will watch this instead.
01:41:55
It seems like an awfully expensive way to just boil and peel for key.
01:41:59
What's the pretty lady going to do with it?
01:42:01
He's come in commenting on the peel.
01:42:03
I'm not the egg.
01:42:08
He's like doing this in his car.
01:42:09
Like that's how.
01:42:10
That's how much production value he has
01:42:14
in the middle of.
01:42:15
She's got like a camera set up a background. You.
01:42:17
And he's sitting back here going from his car with a seatbelt on
01:42:21
during his lunch break, going over to make a funny video and steal this bitch.
01:42:24
Hard work.
01:42:25
Even the roofs.
01:42:26
Wait, where'd the shells?
01:42:28
Second, this Indian man is appropriating a white woman's video.
01:42:32
Okay, I missed that part. There is upset.
01:42:35
Jesus fruitcake.
01:42:37
Christ, I am getting hungry. There's more.
01:42:40
He's also doing.
01:42:42
Did you see the subtitles?
01:42:44
What he says is, is fucking,
01:42:49
Brogan McFarland, he's doing the settlement.
01:42:52
He's doing the dead ones.
01:42:53
He's doing the there ups.
01:42:55
He's he's appropriating.
01:42:59
He is doing a character. Yes.
01:43:01
He is.
01:43:02
No, that's the son. He's doing the American dead voice.
01:43:04
The set says such a Phahlane like he always does.
01:43:07
That tug a little early.
01:43:12
Come on, Indian guy.
01:43:13
Wait.
01:43:14
She's not just going to the video because he just made scrambled eggs.
01:43:18
Man, this woman hates her stomach and her intestines
01:43:22
and everyone else.
01:43:28
Everything's coming together.
01:43:29
Yeah.
01:43:30
That's what that's what fucking
01:43:34
five bucks, dude. I better be myself.
01:43:36
This one chicken.
01:43:38
I top us chicken, I die.
01:43:43
Hey, what?
01:43:44
You are back for the chicken.
01:43:46
Back to the rumble.
01:43:49
That.
01:43:49
Technically, that was definitely a chicken attack.
01:43:54
She murdered those baby chickens.
01:43:57
Stan Smith, he's dead.
01:43:58
Yes. Smith.
01:44:01
I'm Stan Smith.
01:44:01
I don't know, I'm going to try not to be
01:44:05
racist.
01:44:06
I gotta to bring more of the beige forward I know I'm not being.
01:44:09
Seems like I really enjoy this content.
01:44:13
And he's always, you know,
01:44:15
with the with the selfie extended arm.
01:44:18
He doing stuff while he was.
01:44:21
Yeah.
01:44:22
Who is no myself here.
01:44:25
Shwarma.
01:44:28
Should do that.
01:44:29
Right.
01:44:30
Remember the guy that I mentioned occasionally, Raj Shwarma even though.
01:44:34
Sharma.
01:44:36
Yeah.
01:44:37
I haven't seen him a handful that, Just because one of our Sharma shwarma,
01:44:41
he died.
01:44:42
Yeah, I met him before.
01:44:44
Well, yeah, I met him locally.
01:44:46
He was a friend of, Jay Chris Newberg, who's a local who does other stuff, but,
01:44:50
yeah, Rohit Sharma,
01:44:53
he does some
01:44:53
weird, like, so weird, like, in fact, like a,
01:44:57
like a, like a brain infection or some, like, weird shit.
01:45:00
Like some of that, like, shouldn't kill you, but, like, it just fucked with them.
01:45:04
Do you guys notice the phenomenon with all shwarma places?
01:45:06
They have chicken shwarma
01:45:09
and meat shwarma.
01:45:12
Meat in it.
01:45:13
Never play a joke, but I couldn't.
01:45:15
I couldn't find a great, good one. But.
01:45:19
Well, it's supposed to be like goat or lamb.
01:45:21
My joke is that's never stopped you before.
01:45:29
Have one of these
01:45:31
along with. Here we go.
01:45:32
Hey. You sure?
01:45:33
We'll.
01:45:34
We'll commemorate them right here,
01:45:37
because I don't even.
01:45:38
I've never read this joke, but obviously somebody who knew him.
01:45:40
So this hopefully is funny.
01:45:44
But things
01:45:44
he said the most intelligent thing ever, right?
01:45:47
Like you might have something like that.
01:45:48
Your friend, like I was talking to a couple weeks ago like that.
01:45:50
I got some bad news.
01:45:52
My buddy Jason's getting divorced.
01:45:54
Okay, I'll tell you right now.
01:45:57
Something must have happened.
01:46:03
The like.
01:46:05
Whoa! Slow down, Sherlock Holmes.
01:46:08
My mom was the exact moment.
01:46:13
One way said in another and ruined the conversation.
01:46:16
Right. There's an Indian girl she wanted me to meet.
01:46:17
Right. It's just trying to tell me how pretty she is now.
01:46:19
She meant to say is as pretty as a child at all.
01:46:24
But this is what she says word for word is that you should really meet this girl.
01:46:29
She is so pretty.
01:46:31
She looks like one of those,
01:46:34
rubber dolls.
01:46:37
Egg roll.
01:46:43
So I look at it like a mom.
01:46:44
You mean you mean China dolls to China doll?
01:46:46
Rubber doll?
01:46:47
Same thing.
01:46:51
No, no it's not.
01:46:53
No it's not.
01:46:54
Hey. Because in my head,
01:46:59
oh, all I see is this, right?
01:47:01
This is some guitar pile.
01:47:09
I don't really get that joke, unfortunately.
01:47:11
I apologize,
01:47:13
but he was, he was friends with,
01:47:16
Russell Peters.
01:47:17
He would go and, I'm not a big fan of Russell Peters, but,
01:47:20
not that I don't like his comedy.
01:47:21
I just don't pay attention.
01:47:23
But, I met this dude, and, he I have a DVD.
01:47:26
I was trying to find out.
01:47:27
I don't know where the fuck it is, but, on the front end of it,
01:47:30
he said he's got a thing with him and Gallagher.
01:47:33
He had, like, this dumb little sketch.
01:47:34
Sketch with him and Gallagher.
01:47:35
But I met Roger and I hung out with him for quite a while, after his comedy show,
01:47:40
because he was opening up for Jay Chris Newberg
01:47:42
when I was kind of hanging out with with those people for a little bit.
01:47:50
What did he see there?
01:47:51
Just due to my, relationships with other people at the time?
01:47:54
Not not those those people know, but he was a cool dude.
01:47:57
He told me some dumb story about how, like, you know, he had some comedy, but
01:48:01
no comedy.
01:48:01
Great crime.
01:48:02
I'm going to bus nut in Water Tower.
01:48:05
People.
01:48:06
People mistaking his name for being for being an American name.
01:48:09
I forget what it was, right? I forget they go.
01:48:11
They call them Roy. I forget what it was. Comedy joke was.
01:48:13
But I had a friend who was great and we would just call him Ronnie.
01:48:18
And I never knew that his name was whatever.
01:48:20
So he was a cool dude. He's funny.
01:48:23
He's not that funny, obviously.
01:48:25
No, that's a rush worm on his.
01:48:28
But yeah, long story short, he did.
01:48:31
We get over to Rumble. We got one more.
01:48:33
Yeah, let's get this one.
01:48:34
We got we got number 12. Are you getting to 12? Are you pushing 12
01:48:38
over?
01:48:41
Between neighborhood signs are expressions of exclusion.
01:48:44
So I did find this interesting city man with their values.
01:48:47
How did you guys feel?
01:48:48
We don't want to push people away.
01:48:50
We want to welcome folks in.
01:48:51
You know, there are people that look like me.
01:48:54
How do you guys support?
01:48:55
Oh, I hate I love the fuck you.
01:48:58
I fucking hate these people in this.
01:49:00
There are people who look like me.
01:49:03
What does that mean?
01:49:04
You're saying that?
01:49:07
I think she meant that I shouldn't just go there.
01:49:09
So there's that statement. I don't even care about what I was trying to say.
01:49:12
Let her finish that. Same people look at me. That what?
01:49:14
What? Finish it.
01:49:15
I'd like to. So there's a black community.
01:49:17
I would like to see where exactly the black community center is
01:49:22
in, and also for my community.
01:49:23
And don't say YMCA and those in my community have been questioned,
01:49:27
quite frankly. We want to welcome folks.
01:49:29
You know, there are what were you doing with me?
01:49:32
And and also for my community
01:49:33
that I've been questioned to and I've got mad about it just left
01:49:37
by other member came back, you know, wondering what they're doing there.
01:49:39
This is. Yeah. I've been questioned.
01:49:42
Yeah, yeah.
01:49:45
They got nothing to hide.
01:49:46
I don't give a fuck.
01:49:46
And if you're questioning me, you can fuck off.
01:49:49
I'm just going to go shop.
01:49:50
So you have every right to feel that way, but I disagree.
01:49:53
I don't feel that way.
01:49:55
Whatever.
01:49:56
Just representative of our values and what we
01:50:00
how we want people to feel and how they were not connected to any everybody.
01:50:04
So how do you level of threshold for the boot on your neck regardless?
01:50:07
I mean some people wait till then, but it's all a form of that.
01:50:11
She's probably right. But
01:50:13
there's
01:50:13
definitely something about the Ann Arbor neighborhood.
01:50:17
Well, not it just in general.
01:50:18
I be curious, for each, each each of us to like.
01:50:22
Like when your entire life.
01:50:24
Gary, when you when you saw the that sign the neighborhood watch.
01:50:28
What did you think immediately.
01:50:31
God, I feel safe.
01:50:33
Brady. What did you think immediately?
01:50:35
I shouldn't do crime in this neighborhood.
01:50:38
My myself, I would think either.
01:50:42
Oh, no, this is a bad neighborhood or.
01:50:44
Oh, no, people are going to be looking out in this neighborhood.
01:50:47
It's either like, oh, that means that there was like crime.
01:50:49
And so they're looking out for it, or this is a safe neighborhood
01:50:52
and they want you to know, to know, do not fuck around.
01:50:54
But as an adult at this current age, Gary, what does that sign mean to you?
01:51:01
It's a deterrent.
01:51:04
That does it's meaningless.
01:51:06
Yeah. Brady, what does it mean to you?
01:51:08
It means, like, the crimes in that neighborhood.
01:51:12
To me, I agree with Gary.
01:51:13
When it's pointless, it means nothing. It's just a sign.
01:51:15
So what did you did?
01:51:17
Just to help or hinder it doesn't mean anything, because.
01:51:19
No, I did not know.
01:51:20
There's no actual neighborhood watch. It's just.
01:51:22
No, no, no, we're just going to be looking at it anyway.
01:51:24
There's no special area that people are doing
01:51:27
more than one other areas without a sign is not doing.
01:51:31
No. It's just it's cheaper for both sides.
01:51:33
And I actually have surveillance.
01:51:35
I learned that they don't neighborhood watches anymore.
01:51:39
I didn't know that.
01:51:39
There's still there's no they got the dorky cameras are great,
01:51:43
but there's there's probably neighborhoods that are better surveilled
01:51:46
that don't have the signs up that, you know, it's just a dumb up.
01:51:50
What what if here's my here's my that
01:51:53
here's my reasoning behind it.
01:51:57
What?
01:51:59
He's in trouble
01:52:01
if there's one like, obviously the really, really experienced
01:52:05
criminals know there aren't actually neighborhood watches,
01:52:07
but what if there's like that 114 year old?
01:52:09
It's about to go steal his first stereo.
01:52:11
He sees that sign that's already there.
01:52:13
We haven't paid anything for it.
01:52:13
It's been there for since the 70s when there actually were neighborhood watches.
01:52:17
Right. Okay, okay.
01:52:18
So and I do so I the townhouses that I grew up in, there were black people.
01:52:23
There were white people, there were Asian people.
01:52:24
I don't remember Indian people back in the 70s, but I remember
01:52:28
no Asian or black people, white people, and they were all in the neighborhood.
01:52:32
Watch.
01:52:34
I mean, we were, you know, mostly looking out for kids that were up to
01:52:38
no good, burning the dumpsters, vandalizing shit, steal bright.
01:52:43
I didn't in the neighborhood, watches were watching out for old women
01:52:48
that stare out their front window all day long and can't wait to.
01:52:53
But what they saw.
01:52:57
But that.
01:52:57
Let's continue. That's this video, I guess.
01:53:00
Yeah, yeah.
01:53:01
Go ahead of, our values and what we how we want people to feel.
01:53:04
And they were not connected to any existing public safety program today.
01:53:10
In fact, it's been defunct for decades.
01:53:12
And I didn't know that.
01:53:13
It really harkens back to a time when.
01:53:16
But even if they're there as a deterrent for one person, why take them down?
01:53:20
Because some other women that aren't even colored,
01:53:25
we're all colored, actually.
01:53:26
Take a
01:53:28
all right, harkens back.
01:53:29
Let's let's look up hearkens back on the farts program
01:53:35
and public school
01:53:37
exclusion was about monitoring
01:53:39
and surveilling who belongs in a neighborhood and who did not.
01:53:43
And that is not how we do public safety in Ann Arbor today.
01:53:46
We are a welcoming county.
01:53:48
Still, we don't want our signage to message to people
01:53:51
who are able to come here.
01:53:54
The results for the city of Ann Arbor.
01:53:56
But most importantly, we want everyone to feel welcome
01:53:59
and just the removal is a huge step in that direction.
01:54:03
We want everyone to feel welcome, even the criminals.
01:54:09
But and this is this is, this is just,
01:54:13
Yeah. Welcome in Ann Arbor.
01:54:15
Yeah. It's sucks.
01:54:17
It's a nice place, but it sucks.
01:54:21
This is what happens if we let women run.
01:54:22
It's actually not that nice.
01:54:24
It's like we must cater to our feelings instead of resist.
01:54:28
We must at our inadequacies.
01:54:31
So to me, it's not.
01:54:32
Take the signs down.
01:54:33
It's regain neighborhood watches.
01:54:35
No it's not.
01:54:36
Stop punishing the criminals
01:54:40
and wait.
01:54:41
Stop punishing the criminals.
01:54:43
That's your solution.
01:54:44
That's what. You're right.
01:54:45
That's what you're saying. Is that. No, that's.
01:54:47
That's what they're saying.
01:54:48
Brilliant. If there's no laws, there's bad criminals.
01:54:51
I didn't think it through.
01:54:54
It's like, why would you take the neighborhood watch down?
01:54:57
We don't want to watch the neighborhood anymore.
01:54:59
It's safe here. Is that what they're saying? It's good.
01:55:01
It's good. We're good here.
01:55:02
Then if that's what their argument is, then great.
01:55:05
That's what. Take it down.
01:55:07
That's not their argument, though.
01:55:08
Most stores have a no pursuit policy.
01:55:11
So that means if a store employee sees a shoplifter,
01:55:16
they are to let them leave the store.
01:55:19
Well, yeah. You're not.
01:55:20
Yeah. You don't want to, like, combat them.
01:55:21
It's just a fucking shoplifting.
01:55:23
It's not like, you know, you're fighting, you know, drug.
01:55:26
What if they knew that you had a chance that there might possibly
01:55:29
be a sort of shotgun behind the counter?
01:55:32
That is a deterrent.
01:55:34
You just fire two blasts in the air.
01:55:35
You don't actually have to shoot it at them.
01:55:37
Just that.
01:55:37
Just ask Joe Biden.
01:55:38
That's what he said to do.
01:55:40
He said, I think we're okay.
01:55:42
So then we're getting real close to the edge.
01:55:44
It's pretty bad badass anymore.
01:55:46
That's Joe Joseph.
01:55:46
Yeah, okay, that's kind of cool.
01:55:49
Run the thing.
01:55:50
I never knew anything cool.
01:55:53
The unfiltered and crude
01:55:56
proclamation of unrestrained speech.
01:55:59
All right, folks, listen up before
01:56:01
we dive headfirst into that circus of crudeness and uncensored banter,
01:56:05
here's our no nonsense disclaimer served with a side of flag humor.
01:56:10
Look, we're here for a good time, not a politically correct time, all right?
01:56:14
In this crazy world where snowflakes melting, everyone's a critic.
01:56:17
We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
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So here goes.
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Article one.
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Let's get ridiculous.
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The sole purpose of our discourse, be it from guests post
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or any random loud mouth, is to tickle your funny bone, tease your gray matter,
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and illuminate the path to a mirthful existence.
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Any semblance of seriousness is purely accidental.
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Article two offending everyone equally.
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We're equal opportunity offenders, all right?
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We don't give a hoot about your gender, race, religion, or whether you prefer cats
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or dogs
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or dildos.
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We're here to roast everyone
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from politicians to influencers to our own sorry shows.
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Nobody's safe.
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Not even game games. Apple pie.
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Obviously, we've done the article three time screw political correctness to one,
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but we ain't here to hold over a sugar coat.
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So if our jokes offend you, tough luck.
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He was a real authentic feel for any ruffled feathers or hurt feelings.
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But we're gonna look at the heat.
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We prick in a chest
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to start another measure for fake news.
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Hello. We'll take you outside the courthouse.
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Footage of the latest.
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The Texas laws and downright lies you hear here are fix baseball as a $3 bill.
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Any resemblance to real life events or people,
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whether a byproduct of disease, is truly coincidental
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and probably a result of three minutes til Cinco de Mayo.
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We're pretty sure the earth is round.
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And I didn't actually take myself out, but honestly, who cares?
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Article five still Star Wars Day and get this parody.
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Star Trek was
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parody of the fire read for other folks.
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If you like the black coffee for four characters,
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it's just us having a laugh, not a reason for a lawsuit.
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We might not be the smartest cookies in the jar,
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but we sure know how to stir up some trouble.
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So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a twist,
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then congrats! You're our kind of people.
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We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some questionable joy,
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and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious all the frickin time.
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So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride
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to the absurd realms of our humor.
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While flags rants lie.
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I love it for telling you this is the story of great.
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And. Dance.
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Ladies and gentlemen, let us get right to the. It.
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I hope you won the rumble.
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I hope that you love me. Tell you something.
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I love my mania.
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Run wild, brother.
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Wow. Exclusive new video
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tonight of the brawl between customers and staff at a Taco Bell in Mesquite.
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Chicken. It's all you got to start.
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Where's the chicken attack?
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Drop it goes at the end.
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This assailant was an angry rooster.
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He was being attacked by a rooster.
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The rooster kept coming at him.
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The roosters are a threat to the community.
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The rooster?
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You mean the.
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I don't see roosters in the video.
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The real threat to the community was different.
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Staff at a Taco Bell in Muskegon.
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You see right behind us here, people throwing punches and throwing food.
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And then I was kicking it like this, kicking it off with the animals.
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Just have no problems with the throwing punches.
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The exclusive don't waste food animal
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is the Taco Bell on Janesville Road March 2nd for a report of an employee
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firing a gun for his or Taco Bell shirt or shooting.
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He gives you 2 to 3 rounds when they arrive.
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Police almost. Mr.
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Taco Taco
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Bell employees fighting back after two dissatisfied customers attacked.
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Good. Now we're within half.
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Think twice in surveillance video obtained by 12 news.
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Tried to talk to the family last night.
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It was on our faces.
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Worker for wait.
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Who needs to clean their security camera?
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Taco Bell.
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What the fuck are we looking at on the run?
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It's probably the outdoor camera.
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Yeah, they probably do that on purpose just to avoid liability
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for at least five minutes before getting out of the car.
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I don't think that counts as coming inside, man.
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And not me came inside.
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That's weird. Behind the counter kind of.
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Then he and his female friend,
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who is now joined him, shoved their way to the food prep area.
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I didn't think you were allowed to go back behind the counter.
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You're not.
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Yeah. This thing kept coming.
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Let's you have a hairnet.
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Yeah.
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Leading to more shoving and punches being thrown as that was me.
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Good one. Now.
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So the blows punch.
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And then he and his female friend, who is now joined,
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were shot on their way to the food prep area,
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leading to like, quick, like, what are you thinking at this point?
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Like, what are you trying to like, okay, you're mad about your order.
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You're angry.
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You should have got it already.
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Maybe.
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Maybe they even, like, maybe they just did.
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Maybe they just made it bad.
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They didn't.
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They gave you too much ice.
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Then the like. You're going to try what good.
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What would cause you to regret to make Taco Bell good?
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I'm just saying. What would they charge?
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What would. What would cause you to charge behind the counter
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them and go.
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I'm just gonna.
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I'm just
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punches being thrown as the belligerent. No.
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The second they punch me, I'm like, bro, I've got one hell of a lawsuit.
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You can get the lawsuit and defend yourself that.
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No, there's a difference between this and other.
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No, you just because you were punched doesn't mean you get to then charge
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after them and go behind the counter and then attack them afterwards.
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That that's that's a completely different scenario.
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You are then assaulting them also in self-defense.
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Yeah.
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There's a
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that's the same reason
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why I don't I'm not a gun owner because there's a situation where
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if if I am trying to get in a fight with you and I have a gun on me
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and you don't know it,
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and you have a gun on you, and I don't know it,
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but we both know we have guns on each other,
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and we're both pushing that limit and say, I push you or I grab you,
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or maybe I punch you in the arm, or then and you go, oh, I was attacked.
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I must have my life threatened.
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So you pull your gun out when you pull your gun out.
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That me as a gun never goes.
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Oh, he's pulling a gun on me.
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I need to defend my life. I'm going to shoot you and kill you.
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Yeah, but you could have just dodged the bullets and ran away.
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That's what they're going to say.
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That's why I'm not a gun owner.
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Because you need defend that shit in court.
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And that is a scenario that can easily happen.
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This is what is happening right here is this person is charging
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behind the counter.
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It doesn't matter if you were punched first.
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You are they they were they were going to learn.
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You fucking go to the police.
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Oh what are you oh they disrespected you.
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Oh they don't spit disrespect me.
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Is that what is.
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Oh you're on the same fucking level as the this this animal, this vicious animal.
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Animal, this vicious animal.
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And what I, what I mean is the fuck my life.
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One of whom is armed himself with a handgun.
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I don't give a shit
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using it to one of them, man.
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But he, he used the gun to pistol whip him.
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That's not how guns work. He doesn't get fired.
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And if it does, it's always the water.
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It's a legal gun that doesn't actually work
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because you probably bought it on the black market.
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Why? You got to say black market?
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But maybe they bought it from a white dude.
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From leading to more brawl.
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I don't give a shit.
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And he.
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Why does he have a sticker on his back?
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I don't know, but I love how it says Taco Bell
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on his shirt very clearly.
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Those are good shirts.
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I go, they they apply, they give their staff like I've never had.
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I'll tell you,
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I like the Del Tacos, say AcDc, but they say Del Taco instead of AC, DC.
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I like that it's kind of, copyright infringement.
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I like that you like that they infringe on copyright law.
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I like that you like that.
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Then after I like that. You like like this.
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Like the man attacking the woman who had the water pitcher as she.
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Oh, now did he just crossed the line, right?
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The man can't attack the woman, even if the woman's.
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Yeah, what I think I think she threw hot water at him is,
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Because it's definitely there, you know, you're
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encroaching onto their space right now, you know,
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so I think I think we trespass when we went behind the counter.
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Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
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You're passing a line there.
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You can you can fight across the counter.
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But when you encroach, you weren't quite done.
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The man returned.
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You're not allowed to cross that velvet rope.
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He wants some money for a shirt.
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It's again shirt toss.
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Food all around the kitchen area, joined by his friend.
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That'll show them cheese, chips and anything else they could get.
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This. It's like, okay, I'm just going to clock out and go home.
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You want to be like, okay, continue.
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I don't I don't give a shit.
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I don't own this place. Arrive on I just go home.
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I just get my car. I wouldn't even clock out.
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I just go home tonight.
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I told my manager, yeah, I dealt with this earlier.
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I stayed on the clock. I don't give a shit.
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I'm gonna stay on the clock for another fucking week.
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You'll you're going to get my lawyer contact you.
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You see, with the gun in the store, police say that he did a fire.
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The gun.
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Well, who's fighting back?
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No bell here again. I just work here. I would just leave,
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I go.
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Yeah, you can just have the place.
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I don't give a shit, okay? This.
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This is my God movement. And because he's.
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Go ahead. You run this, you run this.
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We have at in Chicago, they're facing seven misdemeanor charges between them.
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Was that is an active arrest warrant for them tonight.
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Some shocking video.
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Nick four with the exclusive tonight at six.
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Nick thank you, thank you, thank you. Nick.
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So so good.
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Yeah this is great.
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Thank you. Appreciate his coverage.
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Yeah.
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That's a good chicken case of deer tag.
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Yeah I see I got it.
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You can play it. I already played it once. I play it again.
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Dude, I better be myself.
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Freeze up to keep that.
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Chicken out.
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I would say Taco Bell.
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I got to hours back
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to make them tacos.
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Regular tacos are talk to get started, go.
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Nice chicken.
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Take steak quesadilla. Top three.
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I don't know what I'm number four.
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I guess number four on my Mount
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Rushmore of Taco Bell would be the, the, cinnamon to one thing.
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Mount Rushmore.
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Cinnamon crystal.
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Way better than way back in the day.
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They like Doritos, crunchy tacos.
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Let's take you to the cinnamon instead of the styrofoam.
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You remember those same shot?
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It was not the same. I like how dare you?
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This one. Oh, the before the twists.
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There was this item, wasn't there?
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Yeah, they were like cinnamon Doritos.
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They were the best, I forget.
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But yeah, there was the double decker Supreme.
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They they don't they they took it off the menu.
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Yeah. But they have all the ingredients.
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It's expensive but you can have and build it
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because they took mine off the menu too.
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But I said,
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oh you guys took the chicken enchilada tock or chicken enchilada burrito.
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I don't know how it's an enchilada burrito, but that's what they call it.
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I don't all of them was.
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Yeah. I think 279.
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She's like, she comes over to the kiosk, she's like, I'll make it for you.
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It was like 750. I'm like, you know what?
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I don't really want it that bad.
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750 we moved in to, Cordoba territory.
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We used to make our own.
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I forget what it was, but it was the.
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It was a taco.
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The hard shell taco with nacho cheese, with a soft
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taco wrapped like glued like glued with the.
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Not just a hard shell taco.
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Used to make those ourselves.
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Because, yeah, I forget what it was called,
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but we just to make them ourselves.
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We just get the nacho cheese sauce and gordita crunch that was we just get hard.
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They charge you extra, but you could just get the cheese dip sauce
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and then hard shell tacos and soft shell tacos
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and just make your own for for cheaper.
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Oh yeah.
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You do that. Yeah. I don't eat out if you're going to make tacos.
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No, I don't eat.
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I don't taco work pays for my Taco Bell.
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That's about it. Yeah.
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And then that means if I'm traveling and I'm like, yeah,
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Taco Bell is a
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fast food option.
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To be honest, I don't know, maybe people want,
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you know, so we can guess where I'm going to be
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tomorrow.
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Taco Bell.
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Oh, are you taking Spirit Airlines? Yeah.
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If I'm if I'm. No. Definitely not.
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That is hilarious, though.
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Dude, I can't believe they halted all flights immediately here.
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The planes fell right out of the sky.
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They like we've been out for another drop.
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Like said, that was it.
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That's it.
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Yeah, but fricking, Matt Walsh or either or the the Jew, Shapiro.
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He you
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I forget which one of them, but they played the,
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actually the air traffic control, like,
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oh, all the pilots are like, signing off and, like, thanking each other for
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it was kind of sad.
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But at the same time, it was kind of weird
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because you don't really think about
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how that is until, like, you hear that type of dynamic
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and then you go, okay, that would be weird that, you know, you're working every day
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and all of a sudden you're just told, yep, businesses closed, go home.
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I'm sorry.
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You're going to have to find another job.
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Yeah. It's like, wait, what?
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And then I think it's weird because it's only 1700 employees.
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That's a lot. But it's not. I thought it would be way more than that.
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Right?
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Yeah. Doesn't sound right. Do you? Seven.
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Maybe it's 17,000, but I thought it was 1700.
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I think 70,000.
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Maybe that that would make more sense.
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I, I'm going to back of the world.
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At first I think it might be 1700.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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You want me to look it up?
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I'm not a lot of fun.
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No. You're the face of the franchise.
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You just sit there and look pretty.
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I'm looking at this man.
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A dashcam video showing how many people did Spirit Airlines?
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Yeah, 79.
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Before I play it, did you guys see the plane that crashed into a light post?
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It crashed?
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No, but I wanted to find this video.
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I heard about it because, either.
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Did you or Matt Walsh talked about it?
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Because I
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literally may be flying into this airport, and I was literally thinking about this.
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I in a few weeks, maybe.
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Maybe not, I don't know. We'll see.
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You got to imagine
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now is the best time to fly,
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because they're going to be so aware of these light posts.
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They're going to be for higher issues.
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Wasn't there issues at this airport previously with air traffic situations?
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Wasn't there another the people that live there?
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Listen, I don't know if this is the story I saw,
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but the people are going to live there.
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The drive on this highway say that they always feel like the planes
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are bouncing off the roof of their cars.
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Newark is, going to be a bit better.
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I think a light pole, even though it's Jersey.
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Hopefully what you can hear.
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Yeah, you can hear what?
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What touches, what's what it hits.
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We know for a while we don't know. We're going to get to that one.
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Right.
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Is it going to drive.
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Is it going right left.
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I don't believe it's going left right I don't think so.
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One of these poles in the middle right.
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He hears the plane and he's like, what the fuck?
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Like you could tell, he's probably like, why is that plane's so loud?
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He looks like over his shoulder, like it's in the car.
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And then he crashes.
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I want to know what a light pole.
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So it's got to be going left, right.
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If it hits a light pole in the center median.
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So from his view, I don't know why they're showing his truck view.
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You can't tell anything from that right view.
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Hopefully they have the other view at Newark International Airport.
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This unsuspecting driver was on the new Jersey Turnpike Sunday
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making a bakery delivery.
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Okay, well, it all is dangerous then.
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Even if I go to Newark, I got to go to the Jersey Turnpike anyway.
02:12:05
So the wheels of the plane. Oh, I didn't see that.
02:12:08
Yes. Look, those are the wheels. Oh, it's like an approaching.
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Find him.
02:12:12
No, it's right over top,
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coming from what I know, but it's coming probably from, like, angle.
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Yeah. Whatever. Here.
02:12:18
Oh, yeah. Yeah. So he he's driving toward us.
02:12:20
The plane is going to be landing from left to right.
02:12:23
I'm always freaked out when I'm on a plane and we're landing
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and it goes near roads, but it's so regular that I just assume,
02:12:30
like, yeah, they they know what they're doing, right?
02:12:32
Like, we're nowhere near them, actually, I guess. Right.
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Like a new Jersey State police say a landing tire.
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I like how the Tesla saw what was going on and he hit hyper mode or whatever.
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He's literally in he's in the shoulder.
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That is not a lane to the far right.
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He's like, get me the fuck away from me.
02:12:47
Yeah, yeah.
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He probably saw his Tesla.
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Probably said, plane incoming right
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now he's asleep at the wheel and the Tesla's just doing it.
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But yeah the Tesla's like crash.
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Yeah it's about to crash into the median.
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Oh had he did though he flew around the truck where he's like
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I don't know what's happening but I'm getting away collided with the pole.
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But there's a there's another view.
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The NTSB is trying to determine if the hopefully they have it as well.
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Yep. They have it okay. That's the one.
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Here's some here's another car that didn't get hit.
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Oh fully okay.
02:13:19
So you see the plane.
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Yeah.
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Dipping down behind the bridge of the.
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Do you see the white pole?
02:13:26
I didn't see the white pole for the longest time.
02:13:28
Do you see this light pole right here?
02:13:30
Yeah.
02:13:31
It's supposed to look like this light pole.
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This is just the bottom bracket mounting.
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You can see it.
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There's look at the bottom where it's in the ground, it's ripped out.
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And if you watch real close, you can see it's still fall another few feet.
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You Mike.
02:13:44
Well it was real quick but
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the plane hit this light post
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and then this light post crashed into the car that we saw.
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The truck not clipped the cement barricade.
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I went over close.
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It was the the cement barricade.
02:13:58
Well, look, this is how close it was.
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Oh, all the
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like his.
02:14:04
They got the camera. I mean, I, you know, film it.
02:14:06
By the time you got the camera.
02:14:07
That's pretty good for the guy driving in this car
02:14:09
because it had just passed over their head or right in front of him.
02:14:13
He told me.
02:14:15
Yeah, that's the view. You can see the light pole.
02:14:17
You can see this white light post actually falling down all the as it goes.
02:14:22
By goodness, Patrick, you took this video showing the plane just after impact.
02:14:27
You see all that wind? Oh my goodness.
02:14:30
Are you thinking today that you were a bit lucky when I speak
02:14:34
to everybody survived the plane didn't crash, landed just fine.
02:14:37
Taxi just fine. I wonder how would you feel?
02:14:40
Because, like, I get a little freaked out.
02:14:42
I might be.
02:14:43
There's no one here. Starts clunking.
02:14:45
I get a little nervous, but I can imagine that that was probably the loudest
02:14:49
bang that anybody flying had ever heard on a plane that didn't crash before.
02:14:54
It literally.
02:14:55
And I want, I want, I want to see there has to be further wave footage footage.
02:14:58
I want to see where the light post went because it's gone.
02:15:01
The top of the light post is gone. I
02:15:04
just say I thank God that I'm alive.
02:15:07
Well, how do you think of that, Gary?
02:15:08
He thanked God for his survival.
02:15:11
Yeah.
02:15:13
Which guy?
02:15:14
Which God do you think it's? God?
02:15:16
Which guy do you think he thinks?
02:15:20
Allah
02:15:21
has had control of the airplane, but what?
02:15:24
That with the gust or the low or God or Yahweh?
02:15:30
The driver was taken to the hospital.
02:15:32
Only minor injuries. According to police.
02:15:34
You see the camera?
02:15:35
The dash camera in the window made it look way worse.
02:15:38
Do you see the picture?
02:15:39
That's all that happened to the truck.
02:15:41
That's it.
02:15:42
Did you just, like, slightly turn over?
02:15:45
No. The truck, the crash cam.
02:15:46
Just the dash cam just fell off.
02:15:48
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
02:15:49
it just crashed the window on the dash cam,
02:15:51
but it looked like the whole truck rolled over first, right?
02:15:53
Yeah.
02:15:54
You know, this just sitting there like, oh, everything's good and no one.
02:15:56
Right. Yeah. Adding it will conduct a rigorous.
02:15:59
That is interesting.
02:16:00
I thought the whole thing flipped over has been removed from services.
02:16:04
Right. Not the camera free tonight.
02:16:06
The truck drivers employer calling the incident I'm there.
02:16:09
I love the look on his face though.
02:16:10
He looks twice like, what the fuck is that?
02:16:13
And then also he's like, that's got to be in my car.
02:16:16
Even if the if, even if it just knocked the dash cam off,
02:16:19
I would go to the hospital for quote, injuries to he did.
02:16:22
He did just for the sake of it.
02:16:24
Any companies in the just because what's going to happen.
02:16:27
No no no no no no what he's going to insist.
02:16:29
Yeah. It's like oh this is a big airline.
02:16:34
Somebody's going to just
02:16:36
lawyer calling the incident a miracle.
02:16:40
He joins us now. Live bullets.
02:16:42
Nobody's thinking about the lamp post.
02:16:43
I mean, that inserts a miracle.
02:16:48
It's a really bad.
02:16:49
And I mean, a miracle would have been that it didn't hit anything.
02:16:52
Just like every other plane that lands
02:16:53
without hitting is technically the miracle.
02:16:57
Oh, okay. Upward lift.
02:16:59
That's a miracle. Great. That.
02:17:01
Don't you think?
02:17:01
Upward lift is kind of a miracle.
02:17:03
No, it's just physics.
02:17:06
It's normal physics. Yep.
02:17:07
Well, before we knew physics, it was magic.
02:17:10
Like a miracle. Was it?
02:17:11
Was it just wind?
02:17:16
I guess wind could be magical.
02:17:18
Like what's causing the
02:17:20
must be God.
02:17:22
All right, I guess what happened into this?
02:17:25
All right, well, what if it just got misinterpreted
02:17:28
to the unexplained, and then it became God?
02:17:32
Well, what it would be causing it?
02:17:33
You would just assume, like something that, like, is doing it on purpose, right?
02:17:38
Even God is going to be like, these stories about me are a little bit
02:17:41
ridiculous. You'd be like, well, what's doing it on purpose?
02:17:43
Well, I mean, I don't know somebody who's the code smarter code the source,
02:17:47
whatever you want to call the thing that started it all, the all spark.
02:17:51
If you're really into science fiction and transform Big Bang, I am the big bang.
02:17:56
Of course you are. You're fagot.
02:17:59
Sure. Is it May the 4th yet?
02:18:02
May the 4th is over.
02:18:03
It's Cinco de Mayo. No, Cinco de Mayo. Yeah.
02:18:06
We go from one loser holiday to another loser holiday.
02:18:09
Absolute clown show, right?
02:18:11
Canine dog is locked in nose going in.
02:18:14
The dog doing crazy.
02:18:16
Following Cole Allen through the doorway like he just smelled a fireworks
02:18:19
factory mixed with pure in color.
02:18:21
Dude, I did not know this was like screaming.
02:18:24
I barely paid attention to this, but bomb sniffing dog is like right there. Gun.
02:18:30
The what?
02:18:31
It's there. Right there.
02:18:33
That's the guy.
02:18:36
It's it.
02:18:36
Does he attempt to trump
02:18:39
assassination? The last one.
02:18:41
And he's going into this random door and there is a police dog,
02:18:44
and the dog's like, I smell ammunition.
02:18:48
And this guy is like, this guy just walked into here
02:18:51
and the dog's alerting to something.
02:18:53
But let me just kind of
02:18:55
know, maybe I won't go into that room and see what's going on.
02:18:59
What is it? This is fucking weird.
02:19:01
What is the dog doing?
02:19:02
The dog's like, bro, this guy's got guns, and the man's like, gangster.
02:19:06
Oh, no, I'd rather be on my phone like he's late for brunch.
02:19:11
That canine handler straight up robbed that good boy of his moment.
02:19:15
The only one in the entire building who actually did.
02:19:18
The shooter was dragged off stage right before the main.
02:19:21
That's a random dog that went in immediately
02:19:24
following the institution over there. Boy.
02:19:27
And don't even get me started on the timing, right?
02:19:31
Is this is happening?
02:19:32
Some agent is fixing the metal detector and distracting the whole team.
02:19:36
So this is all speculation, but it is interesting
02:19:38
because I don't feel like I was waiting for the silver moment.
02:19:41
He runs through the open metal detector, so it doesn't matter
02:19:44
that they're taking down other than they're just distracted, I guess.
02:19:48
Well, they're going to take him down.
02:19:50
Everyone's entered. You don't need him when everyone leaves, in fact.
02:19:53
Yeah, but I'm just saying.
02:19:53
But when he runs in, it's not like he runs past the metal detectors.
02:19:57
He runs through the one that's still standing.
02:19:59
So it's not like it's been.
02:20:01
It's like, oh, I waited for the metal detectors.
02:20:03
It's like it's sneaker with the gun.
02:20:05
It's like, no, he's just like just standing around.
02:20:09
This guy is quick as fuck.
02:20:10
I'm sure he could run a yeah, he's he's quick.
02:20:14
The definition of the footage keeps getting higher, but that dog
02:20:18
thing is fucking ridiculous man.
02:20:20
I yeah, he's right there.
02:20:23
Doesn't really have one job to respond.
02:20:25
Yeah, the dog does.
02:20:26
Just like he just, you've got nothing else to do just to go.
02:20:30
Well, let me walk in here. Fuck it.
02:20:31
The dog wants to walk in here. Let's go. Dog.
02:20:33
I do that with my dog when we're just walking around the neighborhood.
02:20:36
You want to sniff that thing?
02:20:37
Yeah. I guess we'll go over there now. You want to go that up?
02:20:40
Okay? Yeah.
02:20:41
That dog is trained not to sniff random things.
02:20:43
He was signaling.
02:20:45
I know what the.
02:20:45
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
02:20:46
Like, my dog is just trained to just sniff and I go, yeah, well,
02:20:49
just go where you want to go, dog. One cop at the top.
02:20:51
Just books at the opposite direction.
02:20:53
Full coward. Sprint.
02:20:56
Watch the cop at the top. Run the other way.
02:20:58
I don't know what the coward sprint, but I'm just.
02:21:00
Are you just ridiculous?
02:21:01
The telling me that the what cop?
02:21:04
The dog handler he's saying ran away?
02:21:05
I don't know, I can't, I can't tell, I didn't see I know you had a you.
02:21:08
I know you had a similar video being taken down like they didn't
02:21:12
do a church bake sale. We'll go. Right?
02:21:15
Yeah.
02:21:15
I mean, yeah, that's why I put them back in the background
02:21:17
like it's grandma's house waiting on Sunday dinner.
02:21:20
One cop at the top.
02:21:21
Just books at the opposite direction.
02:21:23
Full coward sprint.
02:21:26
Watch the cop at the top. Run the other way.
02:21:28
Are you telling me that this is the.
02:21:30
You turn turned before?
02:21:32
Yeah. He's still standing in the same exact spot.
02:21:35
Look, he's right there. He's still in the same spot.
02:21:37
I think he's just confused. I think he's part of this.
02:21:39
This isn't a failure.
02:21:40
This is a
02:21:43
zoom.
02:21:44
Need a ballroom?
02:21:45
I've.
02:21:46
I worked security at a gate one time, and we fucked up so bad is all I can say.
02:21:52
Nothing. Nothing bad happened.
02:21:53
But this is what I believe about is
02:21:55
I think that if everybody in the event was wrapping up.
02:21:59
No, it hadn't even started. Where was they?
02:22:01
They ate dinner.
02:22:01
So it was our they were out there for hours.
02:22:04
They knew it.
02:22:05
I think he just caught them completely off guard. He's in.
02:22:07
This is the winning goal in the incompetence.
02:22:10
There was this at some point in failure issues.
02:22:13
Battery is a little hard.
02:22:15
How can you say it was a failure?
02:22:18
Did anybody get hurt?
02:22:22
Let's hear it.
02:22:23
Yeah, because there is is he?
02:22:26
I thought this is he might have never.
02:22:29
But they were saying that even the shooter did not get killed.
02:22:33
They capture him.
02:22:35
So at what I need to them to define how is this a failure?
02:22:39
It wasn't a good optic.
02:22:40
He definitely ran past security checkpoint.
02:22:43
But they got him before anything else happened.
02:22:45
That's what they were supposed to do. And they did it.
02:22:47
I don't see the problem.
02:22:49
These repeated phone calls around Trump don't look random.
02:22:52
And that's why I think the more
02:22:54
they look like the people in charge who either don't care enough to stop it
02:22:58
or are perfectly comfortable letting the danger get closer every wait.
02:23:02
That's why they didn't dance after it.
02:23:05
They and so you can to
02:23:08
the level of this scrutiny is so perfectly choreographed,
02:23:12
it makes the whole thing feel even more staged.
02:23:15
Like if you're going to script it, they reach for the cameras
02:23:18
at least rehearsed so the dog doesn't almost ruin the plot.
02:23:21
Okay, first of all, asshole Mr.
02:23:23
Anonymous, you can't rehearse.
02:23:24
Yeah, this gets a little too over handed here.
02:23:26
It would have looked rehearsed, and you'd be saying that exact thing.
02:23:30
Well, this looks rehearsed. They obviously rehearsed this.
02:23:34
So the baby, they did rehearse it, and they wanted to make it look unrehearsed.
02:23:37
Do you ever think of that?
02:23:38
Yeah, I presented this video for the video, not for this, guys.
02:23:41
John's.
02:23:43
They mocked you at first and they'll mock you again.
02:23:46
We need to fire a lot of people out here.
02:23:49
The only one form correctly was the dog.
02:23:51
Okay.
02:23:51
And let's talk about this.
02:23:53
I know I've tried to run in paintball.
02:23:55
I've tried to run past people and they always end up shooting me.
02:23:58
So I don't think that was a good strategy.
02:23:59
Masterpiece of security from the white House Correspondents Dinner.
02:24:03
Stop. Watch this are all native of the target.
02:24:06
Who's canine dog, especially with all things targets.
02:24:10
And the creator was following Paul Allen through the doorway
02:24:13
like he just smelled a fireworks factory mixed with pure.
02:24:17
And I heard him say that twice.
02:24:18
Both times I thought he was going to say fart.
02:24:22
Is why wait.
02:24:26
So George Trump sound is going off by the sound of the door shouting did you see?
02:24:30
Did you notice that, I jumped on, but it was picking up the clicking.
02:24:37
We won't tell that. Still, Trump is.
02:24:38
He'll forget the dog is screaming this to us.
02:24:41
The oh, it started over.
02:24:44
Of course it did.
02:24:47
Yeah.
02:24:47
This footage is incredibly battered.
02:25:02
Oh, my battery lights looking.
02:25:04
Brady I don't think there's any sound.
02:25:08
I can't hear it.
02:25:10
So it only shows me your battery when it's red.
02:25:13
So it's not red.
02:25:15
Okay, good.
02:25:16
Thanks.
02:25:17
No, you can't hear it because there's no sound.
02:25:21
It's just walking.
02:25:23
It's like all the people have
02:25:26
this case in the place.
02:25:28
But although when I'm bored, my wife usually falls asleep way before me.
02:25:32
I walk around hotels exactly like this.
02:25:34
I go exactly, I go to the gym, I don't workout, but I go to the gym.
02:25:38
Yeah, I check out what's in the vending machine.
02:25:41
Where can I go outside to hit my bowl if it's possible?
02:25:45
I just like to know, you know, if there's a fire,
02:25:48
I'm going to know at least how to walk out of that.
02:25:51
You know?
02:25:53
Okay.
02:25:54
Yeah, but of course, he ended up trying to run in with a gun.
02:25:56
So he's clearly not just rolling around.
02:26:01
But I heard people criticizing, like, why didn't they notice?
02:26:03
Why didn't they, you know, interrogate him for his suspicious behavior?
02:26:08
That's exactly what everyone does.
02:26:10
What? It's, 21.
02:26:11
What does that
02:26:13
eight,
02:26:15
9:00 and then 20 100 hours.
02:26:18
Is that 9 to 21?
02:26:20
It's nine. Yeah.
02:26:22
So he's walking around at 9:00.
02:26:23
Everything's probably just closing up.
02:26:27
Oh, good.
02:26:27
They increased to 300.
02:26:30
I'll increase it to 600.
02:26:33
Okay.
02:26:38
So the first part, he just basically walks around the hotel.
02:26:42
He's going to walk out.
02:26:43
It's not very exciting.
02:26:44
I don't know why they included it. It's just probably
02:26:46
all the footage they have of him that they want to release.
02:26:50
I'm shocked at how much the high
02:26:52
definition changed, like it was.
02:26:55
It was such bad footage, the first one when he ran through the first footage
02:26:58
that was released then.
02:26:59
Now they're it's like three definitions.
02:27:01
What did they hit? Enhanced hit. Enhance.
02:27:03
First of all, clear.
02:27:09
I mean, I do have a security camera that does two feeds.
02:27:12
There's like a slow a standard and a high definition one,
02:27:15
but I can access them both at the same time.
02:27:16
I wouldn't I wouldn't have not released the first one.
02:27:19
Oh, you know what? I bet you they were selling it to the news.
02:27:25
I guess better.
02:27:26
Yeah, they couldn't release it because they were still
02:27:29
negotiating in the dark stations.
02:27:31
Yeah.
02:27:32
Okay, so the only thing that I noticed the change now is it's now Saturday.
02:27:37
It is?
02:27:38
Yeah. 23.
02:27:40
Right. 2000.
02:27:43
And he now has a trench coat on
02:27:44
and he doesn't move with one arm because I believe there's a long.
02:27:47
Did he, did he have a rifle or were they all pistols.
02:27:50
I don't even know.
02:27:52
Right there.
02:27:52
See how he didn't
02:27:55
like I don't
02:27:56
if I was in charge of the president security I would make sure I have I
02:28:00
because I
02:28:00
if people walk in front of my house,
02:28:01
I know the difference would occur to a card is I can recognize people
02:28:05
and I did it all for free, except for the price of the camera
02:28:07
and a little server that I run that does all my other shit.
02:28:10
So you got to think that if some jackass like me has it
02:28:13
that the Secret Service should have it.
02:28:16
And yes,
02:28:18
when he walked through
02:28:21
that the way his arm,
02:28:23
I should have noticed his arm.
02:28:26
It's like this is not natural.
02:28:27
Look, his right arm doesn't move because he's holding a rifle under his trenchcoat.
02:28:34
I was like, oh, yes.
02:28:37
So, like, if if my spidey senses go up,
02:28:40
then this camera's eye, the security camera should have. Yes.
02:28:47
I love how draws background noises are trope ified.
02:28:51
Yes, it is.
02:28:57
Okay.
02:28:57
Yeah. So now look at this. This is the greatest.
02:29:00
This is the high definition.
02:29:02
Looks like I'm watching a movie.
02:29:05
Yeah.
02:29:07
The duck. Yeah. Do that.
02:29:09
The guy was right.
02:29:09
The only thing was that the anonymous guy was right about is I don't have a dog,
02:29:14
but I notice the posture of the dog's legs.
02:29:17
You can see him right underneath the other, metal detector,
02:29:19
the magnetometer. I believe it's called.
02:29:22
Oh, this
02:29:25
it have.
02:29:26
It was recorded.
02:29:30
It's not even just Trump.
02:29:31
It's drunk.
02:29:32
Trump played it here.
02:29:34
Yeah, yeah, I, I know.
02:29:37
So what I was what I was saying is watch the posture of the dog's legs.
02:29:40
He's clearly he doesn't just sniff at the door.
02:29:44
He's like toying like a pointer.
02:29:46
Oh like a direction.
02:29:50
Wow. Right.
02:29:50
Right there. Look, see look at his legs.
02:29:52
So they're like kind of normal that they go like he's
02:29:54
he's pulling away from the collar so much wanting to go in there.
02:29:58
Hey, guys.
02:29:58
We hired this here.
02:30:00
It is taken 11 days.
02:30:02
They were the first seated intelligence.
02:30:05
He had violated those.
02:30:08
And that does.
02:30:09
All right.
02:30:10
We're bordering on RFK Jr.
02:30:12
Just so you know you still have your voice thing it. Yeah.
02:30:15
No it's not it's changed this wig in our voice on here.
02:30:19
It's not as good as he used to be.
02:30:22
They also stopped trying calling it Trump.
02:30:25
They call it they call it something else now.
02:30:28
I think there was legal situations.
02:30:31
That is really weird.
02:30:33
The way that the dog handler turns around.
02:30:35
He pops out immediately at that time, he's like,
02:30:39
why would I go in there?
02:30:40
I've got other shit to do.
02:30:42
I've got other things.
02:30:43
The door was open.
02:30:44
He had the rifle in his hand already
02:30:47
that did it.
02:30:47
And that's the only one I've seen where he's not blurry.
02:30:50
Look, that's good definition.
02:30:53
Yeah, this was very clear as well.
02:30:55
Yeah. He's got a tie on.
02:30:58
He could have still just, like, kept it hidden.
02:31:02
Like do.
02:31:02
They didn't even see a gun. They just saw a guy.
02:31:05
But do they know to shoot like I did it just are
02:31:08
they just going to shoot based on someone running in there?
02:31:11
All right, so see, police, secret service.
02:31:13
I don't know if my mouse pointer shown,
02:31:14
but you see Secret Service down at the bottom left here.
02:31:16
Police secret service? Yeah.
02:31:18
Watch him when he pops out because
02:31:23
his hand goes right to his firearm.
02:31:25
As far as I could tell.
02:31:28
And I think he's the one that got shot like he he was. He.
02:31:32
Did you see him? Did you see him?
02:31:33
It's watching him.
02:31:35
Watch how fast he drives.
02:31:36
Because like I mean I don't anybody who says it stayed.
02:31:39
Oh my god. Oh he shot three times.
02:31:41
You can actually one of the videos slows down and you can see where he shoots
02:31:44
going into this.
02:31:47
Yeah yeah yeah. He shot what?
02:31:48
He shot somebody with a vest.
02:31:49
They didn't get hurt on his way in right now. Okay.
02:31:52
I thought he just bolts past them with his gun with it.
02:31:55
Because why would you shoot these people?
02:31:57
You could probably just speed past him and they wouldn't know what your intent was.
02:32:01
No, if that's what I'm saying. See also.
02:32:03
He made a mistake.
02:32:04
These fucking idiot service
02:32:05
police in the bottom left fired three rounds at him on the way.
02:32:09
And I think you can see the muzzle flash.
02:32:11
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he fired no shots.
02:32:14
He fired, and the police fired back.
02:32:16
Okay, okay.
02:32:19
You think if he had fired no shot, right?
02:32:20
They shot him.
02:32:22
All right.
02:32:22
The guy running in fired a shot.
02:32:24
You can see him fire the shot.
02:32:26
I hate the way Rumble, I can't, I just hit the fucking arrow key
02:32:29
and go frame by frame like I can on YouTube right there.
02:32:32
So looks like their guns are aimed at each other.
02:32:35
As soon as he went through the magnetometer, his the rifle shoots,
02:32:38
if you can say the word, that's what it's called.
02:32:41
Magnetometer.
02:32:46
You see it?
02:32:46
See how the gun's aiming right at him. Yeah.
02:32:50
Yeah.
02:32:50
Well, I mean, fucking cop in the bottom left already.
02:32:53
Has it gone up and pointed so
02:32:56
I think he's already recognizing threat, but God damn, that's so fast.
02:33:00
I'm just saying
02:33:00
both of them are literally pointing their guns at each other right now.
02:33:03
The police in the bottom left corner and him coming through.
02:33:06
I don't know if the cop knows for sure if the guy's together or not,
02:33:09
so I don't know if he's a shooter or not.
02:33:11
You know, there's no way I'm good at that watch you're going to see.
02:33:13
Look at right at the end of his gun.
02:33:15
Do you think the magnetron was going to beep at this point?
02:33:18
Fuck yeah.
02:33:19
No, that's disconnected because they daisy chain.
02:33:22
Yeah.
02:33:25
How do you know that?
02:33:25
That's not the one on the front end.
02:33:28
I don't there's equipment at both sides, but I see all the wires on the left.
02:33:31
So yeah, it probably is working.
02:33:32
I take my I rescind my statement.
02:33:35
It is still connected.
02:33:36
So watch the police in the bottom left.
02:33:38
You're gonna see him fire.
02:33:39
There's two. Three and you see him boom boom boom.
02:33:41
Yeah. Three shots.
02:33:43
I thought they I thought he didn't get shot at all, though.
02:33:45
I thought they were. They missed.
02:33:46
He didn't. I think he missed.
02:33:47
Yeah he missed I don't know how he comes in here.
02:33:49
And they just don't murder him immediately.
02:33:51
Like he should just be shot at because he.
02:33:54
Right. How's it going? He shot.
02:33:56
At what point did they go? No, let's just apprehend him.
02:33:58
And he's like, okay, I'm just going to stop shooting.
02:34:01
I would like to see the shoot.
02:34:03
I just, I thought, do you shoot to kill? At that point you're done.
02:34:05
You don't get a second chance.
02:34:07
You don't get a chance to.
02:34:11
Like right now,
02:34:12
is this going to be like these guys over?
02:34:15
Who's the dude who?
02:34:16
Wait, they just killed John Wayne, not John Wayne Gacy Jr.
02:34:21
Who's the dude that shot Nixon who got out of prison that, like,
02:34:24
tried to so get money off of it.
02:34:27
Somebody kicked something.
02:34:29
It's shot all the way across the floor.
02:34:31
Who's the dude that almost fucking.
02:34:33
Hey, what's the.
02:34:35
Oh, it's all his guns and knives.
02:34:36
I think he had guns and knives.
02:34:45
Okay, so, yeah.
02:34:46
The slowdown. You'll definitely see the muzzle flashes now in the shooting.
02:34:54
Especially if they're going to highlight it.
02:34:55
There's one two,
02:34:58
three. Good job.
02:34:59
Whoever did this video for
02:35:01
he missed high.
02:35:04
No like okay
02:35:06
I told you it started a moving target.
02:35:09
There's another shot of.
02:35:14
Here.
02:35:14
Over here is all the women.
02:35:16
This is their reaction.
02:35:26
Oh. Oh. Oh.
02:35:36
Thanks for your help.
02:35:38
Help does not sound like that.
02:35:42
No. Well, you know what I say.
02:35:46
As above. So below.
02:35:48
Okay.
02:35:57
It's the Brady and Joshua Brady.
02:36:00
And ordinary as above and so below.
02:36:04
Because he's so close.
02:36:06
Brady and for sure we're doing it our way.
02:36:10
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady.
02:36:13
And your show it's Brady and draw.
02:36:17
It's their show now Brady.
02:36:19
Draw.
02:36:24
John Hinckley
02:36:24
junior is who I'm thinking of John Hinckley.
02:36:28
Fun fact the greatest American hero show.
02:36:31
His name was Ralph Hinckley.
02:36:32
And they called him Mr. Hinckley.
02:36:34
And then Hinckley shot Reagan.
02:36:37
And then for the rest of the series, they called him Mr.
02:36:39
H. They even dubbed in the Old Ones to put in Mr. H.
02:36:42
Because Hinckley was such a bad connotation.
02:36:44
Tempted to assassinate President Ronald Reagan on March the 30th, 1981.
02:36:49
This is a term, yes. So
02:36:52
now 70
02:36:53
years old, Hinckley lives in in Williamsburg, Virginia.
02:36:56
He has recently focused on a career in music and art, making a YouTube program.
02:37:01
In the book, the live performances, based on
02:37:04
what the fact that he tried to kill a president.
02:37:07
Right.
02:37:07
Because people pay money for this guy.
02:37:09
Have I, I was with this guy of any notoriety over your name, right?
02:37:13
So is he allowed to make money off of the fact that three Midnight
02:37:16
Blue Blues kill the president at the time he got out of it?
02:37:19
When you heard the infamous.
02:37:21
Yeah. What?
02:37:22
Like so the way I've always heard about this because the during my show
02:37:26
had talked about this guy and talk to this guy
02:37:29
and tried to contact him
02:37:30
and ask him like questions about like, hey, what do you think about everything?
02:37:33
Like because he's out, probably.
02:37:35
So you can call him the interview and you have a number, right?
02:37:38
Yeah. This letter me, he did it.
02:37:40
So in my head I just had no context of like, you know, okay.
02:37:45
Yeah. You like it? That's crazy. But I don't know.
02:37:48
It's been a long time.
02:37:49
But no, I can't imagine.
02:37:50
So like, either person like that.
02:37:52
Was that from getting out at any time
02:37:55
and being allowed to have a regular life, it's like, no, you know, to assassinate
02:37:59
a sitting president to a like, that's fucked up
02:38:04
and that's a huge that's like, you should never wait your next step in is
02:38:07
you don't need to be a national security,
02:38:09
I guess I for like 30 years, but I still feel like me like it was
02:38:13
gospel and prayer, though I think you with the venom Kings should and everyone
02:38:19
is the best you this
02:38:22
crazy battle now the gardens overgrown with thorns and happy.
02:38:26
In January 2026, you released the autobiography
02:38:29
entitled John Hinckley Junior who I really?
02:38:34
Yeah, you can make it look good.
02:38:35
The only reason anyone cares about who you are because you're president.
02:38:39
What does that mean?
02:38:39
That you get to make money on, because the word is infamous.
02:38:43
Famous, right? In 96, all of them say.
02:38:46
But that 73 Chevy Nova, he wrote, all over town.
02:38:52
And the people would say,
02:38:54
there goes anal g.
02:39:00
I don't yeah, I.
02:39:04
I gratitude in hieroglyphs
02:39:08
go shattered because I orchestrate your conductor I go radical use
02:39:12
all the pronouns popping creatures of this I can make try my trauma
02:39:15
for the anthems get the demons, the tenement boy, your love to talk.
02:39:19
Yo you bet your heads and sing.
02:39:21
While I'm deep in the matrix.
02:39:22
Rewriting laws of instinct.
02:39:23
Parasitism by your sins I feed on you.
02:39:26
Squeeze the guy you feed on the grotesque to my bones.
02:39:28
Into your right I kill these lines with old wheels.
02:39:31
Gifting you. Please become obese.
02:39:33
Olympic sutures that make physicist.
02:39:35
I spit quantum entanglement with every soul that's lost control.
02:39:38
With quantum entanglement.
02:39:39
The losing pieces of my soul.
02:39:41
Thank you for the bookings, the bookings, the bookings in the smoke, for the poop.
02:39:44
He's doing cartwheels on my dick like it's a joke
02:39:47
for the kids who shouldn't listen but scream every word I wrote.
02:39:49
Parental advisory. Children now worship.
02:39:52
I was fought in the flames of bad decisions and bad lighting.
02:39:56
Polished the wreckage till the wreckage started.
02:39:58
Viking soldiers, ladders, steel and steam and blood and broken guitar.
02:40:01
Straight.
02:40:10
It was in his blood.
02:40:13
I don't give a shit.
02:40:14
It was in his bones.
02:40:17
It was it, it was, it was.
02:40:21
I. Almost evil.
02:40:24
Sinister.
02:40:25
It was just another day in early May.
02:40:27
I had a bone to pick.
02:40:29
And we were all sitting there at the stoplight when we saw it turn.
02:40:32
You wrap it up, pop the clutch and put it to the floor.
02:40:37
He never saw that tree,
02:40:41
but we all just kept charging at me.
02:40:43
It was ain't no jeep.
02:40:46
We tried to talk to the family
02:40:48
last night to close the door. I.
02:40:55
Thank you.
02:40:56
Thank you for riding with the Jeep.
02:40:58
Ain't no Jeep forever.
02:40:59
Y'all a future for me. Thank you, thank you.
02:41:02
We loud and free.
02:41:04
We bring this to us.
02:41:12
I don't shy.
02:41:19
It's the bird in flood.
02:41:21
Trans bitch and bikini show.
02:41:22
Oh, there we go.
02:41:25
Oh, in bikini in Georgia.
02:41:30
Yeah. Energy died.
02:41:32
He got in a car crash.
02:41:32
The champion has beaten off the challenger.
02:41:35
At least for now.
02:41:38
Well, maybe not beating up the challenger, but beaten enough to the challenger.
02:41:43
Beating is a good segway.
02:41:45
I wonder if anyone has ever beaten off to the challenger.
02:41:49
Did you know exploring
02:41:52
that if you read the Jewish helmet that they say
02:41:54
every time you beat on Jewish time, you Jewish, that's the most Jewish.
02:42:00
If you throw your seed onto the ground,
02:42:02
apparently every time you jerk off, a demon comes.
02:42:06
Oh, so it also at least has sex
02:42:08
with you and goes to this other another realm and has your baby.
02:42:11
And then when you die,
02:42:12
before you get to wherever you think you go, if you don't just turn to black
02:42:16
according to the Jewish religion, you have to face all these demon babies
02:42:21
every time you jerk off.
02:42:24
That's gonna take a while, I know. Right?
02:42:26
You still get to go to heaven or wherever you believe, or hell
02:42:28
wherever you're headed.
02:42:29
But fuck, it's gonna be while they're there.
02:42:32
Like, some of them are fully grown and they've never seen their daddy.
02:42:35
That you know why?
02:42:36
If you just would have waited and held your seat in and fucking,
02:42:40
it would be a real boy.
02:42:41
But not every semen makes it to the egg.
02:42:44
So how do you, how do they contest that.
02:42:46
I don't want to take credit.
02:42:47
So I learned all this from Ari Shaffir.
02:42:50
His new Netflix special is absolutely hilarious.
02:42:52
If you like religion don't watch it.
02:42:55
If you're on the fence about religion, you'll probably think it's hilarious.
02:42:58
Or if you don't believe in religion at all, Ari Emanuel
02:43:00
definitely thinks you're hilarious.
02:43:02
Ari Shapiro, Joe Rogan's BFF.
02:43:05
He is connected.
02:43:06
Never heard a single. I've never heard a single joke.
02:43:09
So I this is this relates to you a little bit.
02:43:11
I sat down to watch a Kill
02:43:12
Tony like the one that was on Netflix last I like to watch Kill Tony.
02:43:15
It's on right now during our show, so don't watch it now, but watch it later.
02:43:19
Like I'll watch it later. Yeah, you can always watch it later.
02:43:22
And so I sit down with my wife who's like, yeah, I'll actually watch you
02:43:25
kill Tony with you. And I'm blown away.
02:43:26
I'm like, oh, great, if you're not going to like it, but let's watch it.
02:43:31
So it just so happens to be this wrestling extravaganza
02:43:34
because they were there right after whatever happens on.
02:43:37
Yeah, it's got to be WrestleMania. Yeah.
02:43:39
They everyone dies. Yes.
02:43:40
They called it Kill Tony Mania.
02:43:42
Yeah, it was locally.
02:43:44
And then they just have shows that they graft on to whatever audience can go.
02:43:48
Yeah.
02:43:48
And they still did. They still did the bucket pulls.
02:43:51
It was kind of okay, but it was probably the worst kill Tony I've ever seen.
02:43:53
So we we needed a comedy fix and Netflix because we were already in the Kill
02:43:57
Tony sphere.
02:43:59
Joe Rogan Sphere recommended Ari Shapiro.
02:44:04
And it was amazing.
02:44:05
I highly recommend it, but I learned that every time I masturbate.
02:44:09
Now that that I fucking a demon woman and there's going to be a demon baby
02:44:13
waiting for me
02:44:15
like a good demon baby.
02:44:16
No, you.
02:44:18
Know all babies, demons?
02:44:21
No, I've never had one.
02:44:22
Or that I've no.
02:44:27
If. Well,
02:44:31
no, not at all.
02:44:33
I actually gave it some extra consideration.
02:44:36
Interesting.
02:44:37
So, what's going on?
02:44:37
Help! Oh,
02:44:40
my Lord, I love these people.
02:44:43
I get so worked up in the sports that it, like, means that much to them.
02:44:46
That they're, like going to get mad about my
02:44:49
is like I'm doing better than your team.
02:44:52
The people on the field that aren't anywhere near
02:44:55
weren't born anywhere near the vicinity of this area.
02:44:58
Are beating the team from your area, technically, but none of
02:45:02
the actual players are really ever from the vicinity of that area either.
02:45:06
And that means that we need to fight each other,
02:45:09
because the people on the field that we have no relation to that aren't
02:45:12
any from anywhere, from any of the facility of where we're actually from,
02:45:17
are having a an unimportant game that really means nothing.
02:45:20
At the end of the day.
02:45:22
And again, that goes back to my comment about the basketball arena.
02:45:24
I love basketball, I love playing it as a sport.
02:45:27
I'm done watching it as a fan.
02:45:29
People don't even understand. They don't.
02:45:31
I will break down the game. I'll watch it.
02:45:34
I'll break down the game. I'm going to take a trade.
02:45:36
I'm not gonna the synthesizer.
02:45:39
I'm not gonna say, shut up, man.
02:45:41
This is great watching.
02:45:42
That's why other people achieve colors.
02:45:46
Unimportant goal.
02:45:48
I'm going to do other shit.
02:45:50
I rather play a video game than watch sports.
02:45:54
Really?
02:45:55
Yeah, because I'm doing something rather than just watching somebody else
02:45:58
do something.
02:46:03
I like going to Lions games or Michigan fans.
02:46:06
So if you're going to attend it, yeah, it can be fun.
02:46:08
Yeah. So it's like,
02:46:11
we spend the whole day down in Detroit.
02:46:13
Sometimes we don't even like I had season tickets to the Panthers,
02:46:16
which is like, you know, minor league Panther ball.
02:46:19
Michigan Panthers.
02:46:20
Yeah.
02:46:22
The greatest football team ever in Michigan before.
02:46:25
They've won three championships.
02:46:26
But my point is, it's like I got season no jacket got season tickets.
02:46:30
How much? I don't pay attention. That's great I love it.
02:46:32
Season tickets for being adult not giving a shit about things like that.
02:46:36
When I was a kid, that's all that mattered.
02:46:38
They had, like, I had five home games, but they also double backed other games.
02:46:43
So I got like eight games for 25 bucks, not 25 bucks each.
02:46:46
No, do 25 bucks for the entire season.
02:46:49
So like we were like, do you guys want even go to the game?
02:46:51
No, we won't go into the game.
02:46:52
But we went to the game when I was in my, you know.
02:46:57
Mid to late 20s, early 30s I was like fuck yeah.
02:47:00
I other I got all kinds of money.
02:47:01
I'm fucking I don't have any kids.
02:47:03
Yeah. I'm going to sit front row to wrestling event.
02:47:05
I'm going to sit
02:47:06
fucking I'm going to get a small season ticket package to the Pistons.
02:47:10
And they get good seats and go every fucking like every month.
02:47:13
I did all that.
02:47:14
And then and then it's like, yeah, I'm all right.
02:47:17
I'm done now.
02:47:18
I'm good. I'm an adult now I understand that.
02:47:20
I don't give a shit about that shit anymore.
02:47:22
It was great while it lasted.
02:47:24
I love basketball was it's all always be a part of me, but I just
02:47:28
it is definitely a little kids thing.
02:47:30
I'm an adult adults.
02:47:31
It's a little. I don't care about the players.
02:47:33
I'm not going to follow all these players like I've got.
02:47:36
To me, it's the same as like when an adult wears a jersey.
02:47:42
I don't wear these out all the time.
02:47:44
I just wear them underneath my clothes.
02:47:46
These like you have one on right now, don't you?
02:47:47
Yeah, yeah.
02:47:49
She's.
02:47:50
You know why? Because it's like me.
02:47:52
It's like me in my car.
02:47:53
I always have drumsticks.
02:47:55
You always have a basketball in a in a jersey.
02:47:57
I used to know.
02:47:58
I used to always have a basketball, but now I've got a driveway.
02:48:00
Let me guess.
02:48:01
You got a whole bag with, like, a ball, a change of clothes, a towel, whatever.
02:48:06
But I, I keep my I usually keep my disc golf bag in my.
02:48:09
I was going to say now it's a disc golf.
02:48:10
So that's hey, hold on motherfucker. That's a sport.
02:48:13
I can always just go buy a bag though.
02:48:15
A disc, a disc is a little different.
02:48:18
Do you ever.
02:48:18
When I say buy a bag, I mean buy a ball.
02:48:20
You always go buy a ball.
02:48:21
A brand new ball is going to outweigh anything. A brand new disc.
02:48:24
Would I wear anything?
02:48:25
I as well, but I'd rather have the one than my putter.
02:48:28
I can just buy my putter anywhere.
02:48:30
I have to get that from the internet.
02:48:32
Oh, I get a similar one.
02:48:36
Yeah.
02:48:36
These people just.
02:48:38
Yeah, you.
02:48:38
It's a lot brushing your teeth.
02:48:39
Probably cause
02:48:39
his breath smells or something,
02:48:41
or he's got shitty teeth and so he's just trying to low like low blow.
02:48:44
Oh, you you got bad to to brush your teeth here.
02:48:48
Oh, I'm going to get you.
02:48:49
Oh, you bought the club.
02:48:52
Because if his teeth are really fucked up, that's kind of funny.
02:48:55
You got a young guy
02:48:57
probably making fun of maybe old guy, maybe making fun of a young guy
02:48:59
with shitty teeth. Maybe method. Who knows?
02:49:02
They look about the same age.
02:49:03
No. But like, what?
02:49:05
Number five.
02:49:05
They're, The two.
02:49:07
They're looking at each other.
02:49:09
I was number five.
02:49:10
Was the one that was. Yeah. This is between red and number five,
02:49:14
or the number five
02:49:15
is the one who gets it, though.
02:49:18
I mean, not gets it but gives it essentially.
02:49:21
Yeah. He's like, fuck off the vulgar.
02:49:23
Well I do the same thing as the old man.
02:49:26
Yeah I would do the same thing with my son.
02:49:27
I play like I don't.
02:49:29
He's too young for trouble. I'll get in trouble.
02:49:32
I just, I just, I don't people who are calling names
02:49:37
I it does nothing to me.
02:49:40
You in honor of the worst day number five.
02:49:43
The worst thing about me.
02:49:45
I am not going to budge.
02:49:49
No, I hate people that were assholes that I called out for being assholes
02:49:53
at Mount Holly.
02:49:53
And the guy I was trying to say like, oh, I have a tiny dick.
02:49:56
And my girlfriend standing right next to me, and I'm just like,
02:49:59
I don't, are you expecting me to, like, get upset?
02:50:01
Like, oh, you got a small dick? Yeah. Fuck.
02:50:04
He was expecting you to whip it out.
02:50:06
I don't know what.
02:50:07
That's just like a cool like.
02:50:09
Do you want me to get mad because I just, I don't.
02:50:11
Do you call your dick? Gary?
02:50:13
There I am, Gary, there I am.
02:50:15
I just don't understand this level of people
02:50:17
that get offended by words like, they don't, they don't hurt.
02:50:21
You don't know me.
02:50:23
So anything that you say is just arbitrary.
02:50:25
Like, I know me and the people that know me know me.
02:50:28
So when you just say random things, it's like you're just making that up.
02:50:32
You because you don't know me. Okay.
02:50:34
All right. You turn. This will turn this soon.
02:50:36
Oh, look at this bitch. Bitch right here.
02:50:38
This bitch is recording like a motherfucker.
02:50:39
She realized some shit's going on.
02:50:41
She's like, I'll try this dude into an ass flat.
02:50:43
So first of all, would you ever do this?
02:50:45
No, because the people that are on the lower seats have a huge disadvantage.
02:50:49
You can just with a little bit of leverage,
02:50:51
you can fucking just push them down.
02:50:52
Well, like I said, a couple of years ago,
02:50:55
my oldest brother, who
02:50:57
was an asshole, I absolutely hate during, Mother's Day game,
02:51:02
which is coming up again.
02:51:04
This is like maybe two years ago and not even just like years ago.
02:51:07
She's like 2 or 3 years ago.
02:51:10
He just for some reason,
02:51:12
I don't know what it was, but he starts like.
02:51:16
Shit.
02:51:16
Talking the guy in front of us
02:51:19
and wanting to, like, fight him and like, oh, it's like I'm like.
02:51:22
But they were down a level lower.
02:51:24
That's one seat level lower, though.
02:51:26
Yeah, but that's a seat.
02:51:27
You should never fight behind you. You're going to get.
02:51:30
No, but it's like, dude, it's Mother's Day.
02:51:32
And like, it was because
02:51:36
I forget what the fuck happened.
02:51:37
It was something during like,
02:51:40
I, I don't even
02:51:41
remember try to for a second either.
02:51:44
The people in the front are just drunk and not thinking clearly.
02:51:47
Or more likely, he was drunk and never saw.
02:51:50
Oh, I'm sorry, I've never been in a fight.
02:51:52
He's never been punched in his life.
02:51:54
Because if you've ever been punched, you would not be standing down like that.
02:51:59
He. No, the problem is, is I wouldn't I wouldn't
02:52:04
punch him. Right.
02:52:05
I don't know why. And his glasses. No.
02:52:07
But the guy, that was down swung at the person.
02:52:11
The other person first.
02:52:12
And then this guy called cock cocks him out of left field without him?
02:52:16
No, no, 99, 99.
02:52:19
No, no, no, you went way too far back.
02:52:21
No, no, I'm saying he never punched scrub in it. Yeah.
02:52:24
No, 99 makes a swing. Watch.
02:52:25
Watch 99 makes a move.
02:52:27
About five is too fat.
02:52:28
No further.
02:52:29
No no no. He knocks. Listen.
02:52:31
He knocks his cock out of his hand.
02:52:34
You know how I know this?
02:52:35
Because he punched him with that.
02:52:36
Hey, look, right now the cock is in his right hand.
02:52:37
You see him move the left hand. Right hand?
02:52:39
Who does it? Number five.
02:52:42
Number five does what? Knocks.
02:52:44
He has a he's a he has a bottle.
02:52:47
White white shirt, white hat.
02:52:48
We got red, blue and white.
02:52:49
We're going to call him red white and blue okay.
02:52:51
So white. Blue has it. Blue has a Coke in his hand.
02:52:54
In his left hand.
02:52:55
He's going to pass it to his right hand and stand up.
02:52:59
And then, white guy knocks the coke out of his hand.
02:53:02
He doesn't even hit the guy.
02:53:03
Gates. The cat's
02:53:05
okay. That's what sets it up.
02:53:06
You know how I know that? You know how I know this?
02:53:08
Because I can't. Okay?
02:53:09
This is how I know this is that I know this is.
02:53:12
You're right.
02:53:12
Because if you punch somebody
02:53:13
with a bottle in your hand, it's not going to hurt as much.
02:53:15
There is no, say, 99.
02:53:17
I get I saw 99 to make a movement, but I couldn't tell who he made that towards.
02:53:23
But I assumed he tried to punch someone missed.
02:53:25
And then number five head was like, all right,
02:53:28
you try to cut it, I'm going to take you down there 100%.
02:53:32
You're right. If
02:53:34
and he just was like, no, you're out.
02:53:37
Yeah. So he's drinking alcohol. He's drinking coke.
02:53:39
So you don't even if you're can't.
02:53:41
It's just so dumb. Strike one. You're out.
02:53:44
This is the first ever time.
02:53:45
So it is.
02:53:45
So this guy got up and strike one.
02:53:49
The red guy was not necessary.
02:53:51
No, that's what's fucked up.
02:53:53
Because that guy did not.
02:53:54
It wasn't involved in the fight at that point.
02:53:58
The blue guy already got one up and you just sit there and leave it.
02:54:02
You just.
02:54:02
You just leave him humiliated, he gets kicked out of the game
02:54:05
and you can still charge him for assault, or he has an option to fight back
02:54:09
so he can fight back, but they can fight back.
02:54:11
But read this.
02:54:12
This now becomes you're the assaulted two on one.
02:54:16
Same scenario. This is exact same shit we were saying before.
02:54:18
It doesn't matter.
02:54:19
The idea that coke out of your hand is grounds for self-defense.
02:54:22
You can murder.
02:54:23
He did not touch this guy prior to.
02:54:25
This guy has nothing to do with at this point.
02:54:28
This guy comes in after the guy's already been knocked down.
02:54:31
I'm talking about and then jumps on him after the fact.
02:54:34
This is the same thing as over the gun situation.
02:54:36
You can't just just because somebody pulls
02:54:40
is going to like, looks like they're going to pull a gun,
02:54:43
doesn't mean you can also pull the gun and shoot them.
02:54:45
Just because you're pulling a gun doesn't mean you're going to shoot somebody.
02:54:48
But it also could mean, which is why I'll never be a gun
02:54:51
owner, because somebody could
02:54:55
in this situation, pull out.
02:54:57
Obviously, you can't bring a gun in a stadium,
02:55:00
but you go, oh, I was punch.
02:55:02
So therefore my life is threatened, so my life is threatened.
02:55:06
I'm going to pull my gun out.
02:55:08
Meanwhile, other person is like, oh, this person is pulling their gun out.
02:55:12
I just punch them.
02:55:13
I didn't actually threaten their life.
02:55:14
I just I just hurt them.
02:55:17
They're pulling a gun on me.
02:55:18
They're threatening my life.
02:55:19
I'm going to pull a gun out on them.
02:55:21
Who is right in that situation?
02:55:24
This is different angle, but it's totally different.
02:55:25
People know. But I know this is the same people.
02:55:28
But the bitch that was with him, the picture was like barking.
02:55:31
She gets knocked down the stairs, which is sort of hilarious.
02:55:34
I mean, I feel bad for her, but
02:55:36
it's also pretty hilarious.
02:55:39
But weird.
02:55:39
The other guy like, that's that's that's that's his check that was next to him.
02:55:44
It's the same group.
02:55:45
It is a different angle.
02:55:46
You can't see.
02:55:47
This is like either this is slightly afterwords I think,
02:55:50
because the bitch is in the.
02:55:54
So you got red, white and blue.
02:55:55
They're obviously not all white.
02:55:57
White guys gone white shirt guys gone.
02:56:00
But somebody is like pushes somebody
02:56:03
and it knocks in the fucking white guys check.
02:56:07
She'd see she did it again. She falls way fatter by the way.
02:56:10
That's not the same multiple stairs.
02:56:12
She's way heavier.
02:56:14
But again, there's a mistake.
02:56:15
If you're if you're standing up, throw up below somebody else.
02:56:18
Don't try to punch up a row to them.
02:56:22
They don't even need to know how to fight.
02:56:24
I don't know why you're punching, period.
02:56:26
You're at a fucking sports game. Well, right, right.
02:56:28
But if you if you do, if your mind short circuit, you know what you do.
02:56:31
Punch. Don't punch up.
02:56:33
Look, I've, I've worked with jail rats and fucking shot.
02:56:37
You know you do.
02:56:37
You just don't know what a jail rat is.
02:56:39
Yeah, it's
02:56:40
somebody who's been to jail,
02:56:41
and they think that they can play these jail rat
02:56:43
games on the shop, in the shop and fucking well shops and fabrication shops.
02:56:47
And it's like, yeah, they they don't realize that us like real life people.
02:56:51
Just, just if you play by the rules, you don't need to do anything
02:56:56
like when they're playing their bullshit games, you just go, hey,
02:56:58
you're playing this bullshit game and it's bullshit.
02:57:01
And if you want me to go to fucking to the office, we can play that game.
02:57:05
And then they just kind of just back down from you.
02:57:08
So the same shit here, like when these people
02:57:10
are playing these bullshit argument games, you just go, hey, I can just go to to
02:57:14
the security and just have you thrown out like I people get paid
02:57:18
top dollar to have fights like, you know, Muhammad Ali, Mike Tyson, Floyd
02:57:24
Mayweather, Evander Holyfield,
02:57:28
Tyson Fury, they all get top dollar to to pay.
02:57:31
They get paid money to fight, right?
02:57:34
I don't get paid money to fight. I get paid money to do my job in my work.
02:57:37
So like unless I'm getting paid more money to fight you while I'm at work,
02:57:42
I don't I don't know if that's going to benefit me.
02:57:45
So I'm just going to have the office fight you
02:57:48
and you can just get the fuck out of the fucking shop.
02:57:51
And I've done that before, so how much do I get that I'm a pussy?
02:57:55
It's just that I'm at work.
02:57:57
You know how much if we were outside of work,
02:58:00
how much does it cost to get you to fight?
02:58:01
And do I get to pick who you fight with?
02:58:03
It's a I don't know if you really got to hate you.
02:58:05
I've really got to have this. I. Yeah.
02:58:07
I don't want you to fight me. I want to pick who you fight.
02:58:09
Really have that other than I'm not going to fight this.
02:58:12
He's going to pay me.
02:58:13
Well, there you go. I'll pay you.
02:58:15
You still won't fight. That's not your only reason.
02:58:17
Yeah.
02:58:17
I don't know if I would even strike my oldest brother out of left field.
02:58:20
I think I'd have to wait to get hit first.
02:58:23
I'm sorry. You.
02:58:24
You went past that real fast strike. Who?
02:58:26
Your oldest brother. My oldest brother. There.
02:58:28
That's the person I have the most vitriol towards in my life, I think.
02:58:31
And so
02:58:33
I just have to wait to be hit first, and then I would.
02:58:36
One. Is he.
02:58:37
I mean, yeah, you could say that. Yeah.
02:58:39
I mean, the one that you've talked about repeatedly that annoys the fuck is this.
02:58:43
So yeah. Yeah.
02:58:44
He's a piece of shit. Yeah.
02:58:45
I would say the autism or some type of,
02:58:48
Asperger's or some shit would probably be Asperger's.
02:58:52
Doesn't get it. It's just levels of the spectrum now.
02:58:54
Yeah, he's just a spectrum doctor.
02:58:56
He's just selfish.
02:58:59
It sucks baseball for you.
02:59:02
Baseball fart?
02:59:05
If this is the best thing.
02:59:07
So this is the best argument for female.
02:59:09
So I had across this.
02:59:11
There's a video right there. I think that's it right there.
02:59:13
His name.
02:59:14
This is the best argument against female cops.
02:59:17
Bad girls, bad girls.
02:59:19
So there's a, there's an explosion at his house,
02:59:22
which is like, you know, sad.
02:59:23
Like people got slightly hurt.
02:59:25
Nobody, I don't think.
02:59:26
And I don't think anybody died.
02:59:28
But female cop versus male cop right here.
02:59:32
Time is going to.
02:59:36
Men. So that happened.
02:59:37
Action.
02:59:40
There was an explosion at the house.
02:59:42
Right. That was the front. Front door when they opened it. Yeah.
02:59:44
They're trying to break in the back.
02:59:45
Backdraft.
02:59:46
And it it, I think it was a I think they were trying to
02:59:51
I forget what the it says in, in the story about the Foley matters.
02:59:55
Oh, I think it was a sabotage.
02:59:56
And he was trying to hide
02:59:58
because obviously, why would the police be busting into there like
03:00:02
it was gas?
03:00:03
Oh, yeah. There was a situation.
03:00:05
Oh, yeah.
03:00:06
So here, here's a woman right.
03:00:09
You can slightly see here.
03:00:11
She's she's like, oh, now the man hurt.
03:00:15
I'm hurt. And he's she's like, are you all right? And he the like yeah.
03:00:18
She's like he's like he he ignores the fuck out of her.
03:00:21
Do you notice how he assesses not only the moves on.
03:00:25
People are not going to like my response.
03:00:27
It's going to upset women. Most likely he's like, oh, you're okay.
03:00:30
You're just being a cunt.
03:00:31
About not only is helpful, but now he has to worry about her to know he moves on.
03:00:38
He just he looks at it, he assesses it and he's like, yeah, we go over here now
03:00:43
and she's so screaming.
03:00:44
He's she's still screaming in the background.
03:00:46
Good.
03:00:47
You got to call in.
03:00:50
Oh yes.
03:00:52
Oh no.
03:00:54
Foreign okay. That's not her screaming.
03:00:57
But in the beginning I love how the explosion happens.
03:01:00
And she's like oh he's like you're okay.
03:01:03
And she's like I've heard.
03:01:04
He's like, can I go inside now?
03:01:06
I'm going to actually get the people who are actually hurt.
03:01:11
Go, police right now.
03:01:16
Chris, I can't wait.
03:01:19
You can bring your tire.
03:01:21
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
03:01:23
I can't break.
03:01:25
So somebody did, somebody did that.
03:01:27
11 people were injured, including seven NYPD officers and a firefighter.
03:01:32
Only one of them was the comment about it,
03:01:34
but, the suspects are the true heroes.
03:01:37
And Ruth Paris, 50 years old, remain unaccounted for Thursday,
03:01:42
but reportedly believed to be dead after authorities said he broke into the home
03:01:46
of his estranged wife in South Ozone Park.
03:01:49
Armed with a knife and two canisters of gasoline.
03:01:53
He may. He did be.
03:01:55
Yeah.
03:01:57
Anoop. Paris.
03:01:58
A 50, according to ABC seven, he may have set himself on fire
03:02:03
in the basement apartment where his relatives lived.
03:02:07
Parmesan parm.
03:02:08
I'm just going on parmesan because it's very close.
03:02:12
Parrot.
03:02:13
Whatever. Parmesan. I'm going to come.
03:02:15
Right. Used to live at the residence.
03:02:18
Whatever. Blah, blah, blah street.
03:02:20
According to police who said he had three expired orders of protection against him.
03:02:25
NYPD body cam shows,
03:02:27
the moment the home exploded and caught fire around 3 a.m.
03:02:31
as officers.
03:02:32
Except the woman who was very much a baggage, were responding to her name.
03:02:37
When we'll call from the location,
03:02:39
four member for family members, estranged wife,
03:02:41
their child and two grandkids managed to escape with three of them
03:02:44
suffering minor injuries of his attempt was failed as a motherfucker.
03:02:50
Seven NYPD officers were injured in a massive fire explosion.
03:02:53
So amazingly, just during that blast, probably get,
03:02:57
glass and it's more or less the woman got a few scrapes on her
03:03:02
and she was like, oh my God, my arm is falling off.
03:03:04
And they're like, bitch, shut the fuck up.
03:03:06
That's again.
03:03:07
That's literally what that
03:03:09
if you go back to that video, that's really what happens.
03:03:12
He's like, oh no, I'm going to help you.
03:03:14
And then he he lifts
03:03:15
the thing up, sees her and he's like, yeah, I never met my over here.
03:03:19
No fucking bitch.
03:03:21
So literally what happens in that video?
03:03:24
Multiple officers were thrown on their feet.
03:03:27
One of them stayed off of their feet.
03:03:28
Was a comment about it.
03:03:30
They still some of them, except
03:03:32
the one stood up and ran into the burning home.
03:03:35
All except one,
03:03:38
because that's what their job required.
03:03:40
And that's what they do every day, apparently, except for the woman.
03:03:46
Who broke it?
03:03:47
Oh, Mary's arm undone, he said.
03:03:49
Anyway, good for him.
03:03:51
So then.
03:03:53
Sorry, I just laughing.
03:03:55
I don't know why.
03:03:59
It says hello.
03:04:00
Firefighters also offers language.
03:04:05
I think our officers and I have voted for their extraordinary bravery
03:04:08
in the face of a complex and dangerous situation, the mayor wrote on
03:04:14
the note.
03:04:15
The guy just lit the house on fire.
03:04:18
We have an explosion.
03:04:19
Damn.
03:04:20
300 fire and EMS personnel responded over the shit of my last
03:04:25
target house, except a suspect carrying two garbage bags
03:04:29
filled with a source containing unknown substances where he was.
03:04:33
Garbage bag filled with canisters. So weird.
03:04:36
You're right. Oh,
03:04:39
you're right, I believe to be the gas fuel.
03:04:42
The blaze.
03:04:44
Oh, would you just grab a bigger canister of breath
03:04:48
filling a cartridge bag full of smaller canisters?
03:04:54
Maximum.
03:04:56
Maybe that's all I could find, right?
03:04:58
Maybe you want to place a bunch of smaller ones around different areas.
03:05:01
And as the fire went it.
03:05:04
Yeah. Okay.
03:05:04
That could make sense. Right?
03:05:06
You could think that. Yeah. Okay.
03:05:08
The reason that I agree
03:05:12
is that as the as the fire burns more,
03:05:15
you're going to have more fuel versus like, you know, sprinkle gas on a fire
03:05:20
and you light it up and the gas burns up, and then the fire burns out
03:05:23
and it's just done.
03:05:24
You've never done it before. No.
03:05:26
These are some kind of city fagot.
03:05:29
No, I don't need gasoline to start a fire.
03:05:32
I'm a city fagot, too.
03:05:33
But I also the city needs gasoline, so I think you're confused.
03:05:37
No, you just have fun with gasoline when you're younger and you just throw it
03:05:40
all over the fire for fun.
03:05:43
What are we used?
03:05:44
Yeah, I think we used gasoline when we went camping.
03:05:46
But not sometimes. You smoke, you. Sometimes you press. Okay?
03:05:49
You don't like.
03:05:50
It's actually better to just douse it and then let it settle and then light it.
03:05:56
So my problem here's my problem is my fire pit is always my same fire pit.
03:06:01
And I don't want it full of gasoline because yeah, the truth, any chemicals
03:06:05
you put on there, even though they look like they burn up, they also go down.
03:06:08
I mean, we throw dog shit in our fire pit too, so I definitely am not one to go.
03:06:12
Oh that's gross.
03:06:13
I know that's gross.
03:06:14
Marshmallows. I'm not going to roast marshmallows on it, though.
03:06:17
I'll probably clean it out first, but I probably still won't do that anyway.
03:06:21
I want roast marshmallows.
03:06:22
I clean my entire grill and just put all the rags in there that I used.
03:06:27
Yeah,
03:06:28
I put some fresh dog shit in a fresh fire the other day and it stunk.
03:06:31
And I was just like, this is like burning hair.
03:06:33
It didn't last long, but it was just like, oh, I probably should have waited.
03:06:38
I was actually supposed to fucking start
03:06:39
a fire on with some of the shit I was cutting down.
03:06:43
Dude, I got a weird situation with that
03:06:47
property, which I let's finish this.
03:06:50
And I just, I forgot about that property situation, but let's continue this.
03:06:53
This is a video about one of the most unfortunate naming accidents
03:06:58
that has happened in science.
03:07:00
So a few years ago, people were getting very excited and scary.
03:07:03
Carbon nanotubes convict these things.
03:07:05
And so they're like very, very, very microscopic is a man with lots
03:07:09
of potential applications. Very exciting.
03:07:11
I would guess
03:07:11
a lot of papers were written about nanotubes,
03:07:13
but you don't want to write it out every time.
03:07:15
So people just abbreviated it to n t.
03:07:18
And then a group of scientists, I wanted to put a real numbers.
03:07:21
I wanted to see if they could make nanotubes similar body
03:07:24
type, except and they managed to make some out of copper,
03:07:29
but to distinguish them from, from all the other 90s that people
03:07:32
were talking about, they decided to use the elemental symbol
03:07:35
at the front of, of the abbreviation for nanotube.
03:07:40
Here's a picture of the paper.
03:07:42
Yeah.
03:07:43
Like this thing.
03:07:45
So got its nanotube
03:07:48
right in the front.
03:07:51
Copper nanotubes shortened to cunts.
03:07:56
Fantastic.
03:07:58
Interesting.
03:08:01
Gary said and stuff that he's not even allowed.
03:08:03
He doesn't allow himself to say.
03:08:06
Yeah, he's like a
03:08:07
Jewish person making the goy do the work for him.
03:08:11
My neighbor situation.
03:08:15
So I'm still waiting on the drawing back.
03:08:20
But the neighbor is the drawing or drawing
03:08:23
the drawing back from the survey company.
03:08:26
Because what what I suggest is you kind of just
03:08:30
create the package,
03:08:32
you you print out the evidence,
03:08:34
you present it and you say, hey,
03:08:37
remove your shit from this shit.
03:08:40
The, and and so we just wanted to double check
03:08:44
because again, last year, I just noticed a bunch of excess water
03:08:49
on my property from another adjacent property.
03:08:52
I have other properties along the same line.
03:08:54
I'm in a cul de sac, so I have three neighbors on one long stretch.
03:08:57
It's like 250ft.
03:08:59
And two of them have a sound line,
03:09:03
and then all of a sudden the third one decides to deviate.
03:09:06
And it seems weird because plat maps and everything show that,
03:09:09
you know, everything should just follow the same line.
03:09:12
I don't know why these people are deviating.
03:09:15
They have a, there's people's.
03:09:18
There were some stamp patio
03:09:21
in an area that is in that deviation.
03:09:23
And so I just, you know, we bought the property
03:09:26
and I got a lot of shit going on.
03:09:28
You know, I, you know, I
03:09:31
so the I was, I was having a fire and I was just burning some nuts, like,
03:09:35
we got a lot of natural trees, whatever that drop, like acorn or whatever
03:09:39
the fuck they are.
03:09:39
I don't know, they.
03:09:40
And so that's a lot more detail.
03:09:43
So I just had a bunch of nuts that I gathered
03:09:45
with my little sweeper thing, and I was like,
03:09:46
you know, let me just burn these at night, right?
03:09:48
So I'm burning them at night and I'm just letting it's just literally
03:09:51
just like a smolder of a fire and any like.
03:09:53
And it was still going in the morning.
03:09:55
And so I went down to grab a bunch of wood
03:09:58
that was cut down from like previous owner that was just sitting in this shit.
03:10:02
So I was just like walking back with the fucking wood.
03:10:04
And my man comes like rushing out of his fucking house like,
03:10:07
hey, hey, you know, you're you're
03:10:10
you're not supposed to have a fire without a with all the without a spark,
03:10:15
cover on it.
03:10:16
And, you know, you're you're a you're also supposed to have the fire.
03:10:20
You're supposed to have a you're supposed to be in attendance of it.
03:10:24
And, you know, you could set the wood's on fire, and I'm just
03:10:27
like, I'm like, thinking motherfucker, like, like we're right inside.
03:10:30
We can see it from there.
03:10:31
Like, from the way he smoldering.
03:10:33
Did you help him back to his house?
03:10:35
That's on illegal.
03:10:36
Yeah. No, but he's a symbol.
03:10:37
He's he's actually, you probably younger than me,
03:10:40
but it doesn't look like it is younger than me.
03:10:42
But maybe by a couple of years. But he doesn't look like it.
03:10:45
He looks like he's older than me by a couple of years, which is odd.
03:10:49
And that's just my guess.
03:10:51
But, so I'm just like, okay, dude, you know, I just kind of like,
03:10:55
I was burning some shit at night thinking, like, you know, I had to get.
03:10:59
I would kind of want to get rid of it.
03:11:01
And I'm just new to this, and I don't know how to.
03:11:04
It's just like nut shells and shit from the squirrels.
03:11:08
You're fucking burning things or you're new to your, know, I burn shit
03:11:12
all the time up north.
03:11:13
And we got a big piece of property, and it's like,
03:11:14
I just didn't think most people cared because most other people burn shit to,
03:11:19
And it wasn't anything like it was over the top.
03:11:22
And it was during oddball hours.
03:11:24
The were like, no one's going to care or notice.
03:11:27
But it was just,
03:11:28
I don't know,
03:11:28
it just happened to piss his wife off because they just happened
03:11:30
to have a newborn baby, so he come rushing out, right?
03:11:33
So he's like, telling me that.
03:11:36
And I'm like, so I'm like, okay, well, cool.
03:11:39
I won't do that again. My bad.
03:11:41
And then I'm just in my head going, okay, well I've noticed this like pipe
03:11:45
that's like pumping out
03:11:46
water occasionally that has a stream that goes in my way at this point.
03:11:49
Are you still talking to yourself in your head or.
03:11:51
You know, I'm talking to him. I'm talking to him.
03:11:53
Oh, nice.
03:11:54
And he's like, oh dude. Oh yeah, yo, yo.
03:11:57
Well, when we moved in, there was a
03:12:00
it was the night we moved, the day we moved in and there was, this,
03:12:03
there was like this power thing and the power lines are there, like
03:12:07
there was a lightning strike or something, and and it was, it was
03:12:11
there was Arkan right here and blah, blah blah and but.
03:12:14
Oh yeah. Oh.
03:12:15
And you know, blah blah, blah.
03:12:17
And so, you know,
03:12:18
and he's told this weird story and then he started telling me, oh, yeah.
03:12:21
And then and and then, you know, we we had this same patio put in.
03:12:25
And when we put this in, we, you know, we the, the city like we,
03:12:28
you know, they didn't say, they said that we, we couldn't put it in.
03:12:31
But then we, we had to fight the city.
03:12:33
And it took a while.
03:12:34
And then finally they, they said yeah, we can put it in.
03:12:36
And so we put it in.
03:12:38
And so this is the story.
03:12:39
And I was like, okay, cool.
03:12:41
Because I asked him where the property line was because I'm like,
03:12:43
hey, there was this like kind of post that's in the
03:12:44
and it looks like there used to be an old fence here.
03:12:47
And I goes, it looks like there's a, like a stable post.
03:12:49
Oh no, no, that's not the property line, you know.
03:12:51
Or when they, we had the stand patio put in, they went off the plat maps.
03:12:55
And that's what he was talking about
03:12:56
when it came to the city is what he said to bring bringing up the city.
03:12:59
So he's telling me all the shit.
03:13:00
I have a vivid fucking memory. And I remember that to the T.
03:13:03
That's exactly to the T, exactly what he said to me.
03:13:06
So he had the survey done and I showed the picture last week of them. It.
03:13:13
They very much
03:13:14
they very much, have the, you know, you saw the pictures from last week.
03:13:17
They're like 90%, 80% of their stamp patio is on our property.
03:13:22
And so we go to the city, like, tail end of last week.
03:13:27
Friday, we went to the scene on Friday and we discussed
03:13:31
with the people at the build and the planning and everything.
03:13:35
And so in order to put a stamp patio like that,
03:13:41
you don't you don't need to pull a permit.
03:13:45
Sure.
03:13:46
The city doesn't need to be involved at all.
03:13:49
So you can just put that in
03:13:52
and not have to fight the city to do anything at all.
03:13:56
Yeah.
03:13:56
Somebody on Fledge Ranch told you that as long
03:13:58
as it's not attached to another building, you don't have to pull a permit.
03:14:01
So the problem is also that's our property regardless.
03:14:06
So the survey says that's that's a that's our property.
03:14:11
That deviation line is actually one neighborhood versus another neighborhood.
03:14:16
Also, even though we're all in one neighborhood,
03:14:19
there's a different designation of their neighborhood versus ours.
03:14:23
It's called two different names. So that
03:14:27
technically, yes,
03:14:29
because it follows the power lines.
03:14:32
And so there's also a right of way you shouldn't.
03:14:35
So our lines you cannot build in a right of way period.
03:14:40
The only thing you can do have that problem with my alleyway.
03:14:43
The only thing the only thing you can do is put a fence on the property line,
03:14:49
and you cannot build anything
03:14:52
six feet from that property line.
03:14:56
So did you block?
03:14:57
So they can't. They can't. No not yet.
03:15:00
We've just let it sit because we're waiting for the drawings back.
03:15:03
And we want to have a form that we went to the city
03:15:05
because we wanted to do the drawings.
03:15:06
Well, I wanted to see if they pull the permit.
03:15:09
I wanted to see what company put this in.
03:15:13
And they told us that essentially everything he told me
03:15:17
last year was a complete lie,
03:15:19
because they didn't need to fight the city,
03:15:22
because they didn't need to pull a permit at all.
03:15:24
So the city didn't need to be involved.
03:15:28
So he lied about that completely.
03:15:33
So where do you sit as far as being Mr.
03:15:35
Nice Guy?
03:15:38
Well, I do, I do I
03:15:40
because I'm the type of person to just call him out.
03:15:43
I love calling people out just to their face,
03:15:47
their bullshit, just watching them go 000030, I love it.
03:15:52
It's the best thing I love I love calling on horseshit by almost
03:15:56
just want to feel like waiting because I want to be calculated.
03:15:59
I want to be smarter than him across the board.
03:16:01
And so I just want to present this is the.
03:16:05
So the lady at the fucking
03:16:07
she goes off the record, she goes,
03:16:10
what I would do is just remove everything from your property.
03:16:14
That's on it.
03:16:15
And I go, yeah, but it's like a they're going to have to get a,
03:16:18
like, I'm gonna have to get a jackhammer.
03:16:21
And they're going to be responsible for that.
03:16:23
They also have to reroute a, a pipe
03:16:27
to the front yard.
03:16:29
I told you you had to otherwise out of there.
03:16:31
Otherwise, I'm literally putting I'm literally going to put expanded
03:16:34
expanding foam in it.
03:16:36
I literally actually going to do that.
03:16:38
I'll put a potato in it first just to fucking best you and all your horseshit.
03:16:44
And then I'll put expanding foam in it, because there's five feet of this pipe
03:16:47
that's on my property.
03:16:48
And even then there should still at least be a,
03:16:50
there should not be a dump
03:16:52
right onto my property as soon as it leaves their property.
03:16:54
So let's go there. From your sump pump.
03:16:56
Our should not be bumping pumping onto my property.
03:16:58
Godzilla.
03:16:59
Do you think his asinine
03:17:02
breach of social convention deserves his basement to be flooded?
03:17:07
Because I don't.
03:17:08
Just like you were talking about the self-defense. It doesn't get.
03:17:10
Why does my property deserve to be flooded based on his.
03:17:13
It doesn't. You can't say that as your argument. It doesn't. You're.
03:17:15
I don't think that there was actually lightning strikes there or whatever.
03:17:20
Like there doesn't look like a I've always wondered
03:17:22
because he said, oh yeah, the pipe there, the butt.
03:17:26
So the pipe went further, the pipe went further onto my property,
03:17:28
is what you're saying.
03:17:29
Prior to that, there was a previous owner like more than likely.
03:17:33
But you're the one who put this immediate stamp
03:17:36
on the thing, trying to put your foot, foot in the door.
03:17:39
That's what I've, I've, I've seen people on YouTube
03:17:43
and they're like, oh yeah, there's some assholes trying to convince people to
03:17:46
squat on people.
03:17:48
And oh, if you find a property that's unoccupied,
03:17:50
even if somebody owns it, the asshole's like, oh, you can, you can just rent.
03:17:55
If you rent it out, that shows that maybe you own it.
03:17:58
So and it's like, how do you rent out a property that you don't own?
03:18:01
How is it like,
03:18:03
dude, I don't I
03:18:05
the fact that he lied to me already seems fucking weird.
03:18:09
And so I don't even give a shit.
03:18:10
I'm ready to I'm ready to pay for a real estate attorney.
03:18:14
We want to just put a fucking, very basic
03:18:17
two prong fence, on that entire strip.
03:18:20
The other two neighbors, our rent along the same line.
03:18:24
This the one to the side is a little bit off.
03:18:27
Barely. This.
03:18:29
The one in between is dead nuts on.
03:18:31
And the one on the end is 20ft in our property.
03:18:35
They ruined.
03:18:36
They've ruined our woods. They've like. They've.
03:18:37
They took away some of the natural woods that were there since you moved in.
03:18:47
No, but.
03:18:47
So they're not.
03:18:48
They're not your woods, I don't know, no, but no, since they bought the property
03:18:51
for sure, I think mankind pretty much ruined your property when we settled it.
03:18:57
I'm just saying it's just horseshit.
03:18:58
Because that you can.
03:19:00
You can look back at the aerial maps there is a,
03:19:03
like a natural line that is there for fucking aerial matters.
03:19:07
It's weird. What other kind of maps are there?
03:19:09
Do you have maps that look from underneath the ground up at the fucking?
03:19:13
All maps are aerial.
03:19:15
Otherwise no 3D.
03:19:19
I mean, sure, if you consider that to be aerial.
03:19:22
But when I talk about aerial maps, I mean actual, like,
03:19:26
plain top of the top, like.
03:19:28
Yeah, right.
03:19:29
Because it's a map.
03:19:30
Is a map like, it doesn't like.
03:19:32
Yeah, it's still there.
03:19:33
All I mean, okay, before they had planes and they had boats, they
03:19:37
still called them maps. So
03:19:40
what say you, sir?
03:19:41
The view they were drawing from the lines that they would
03:19:44
survey was an aerial view.
03:19:45
Boating above. They were boat view. No, they were boating view.
03:19:48
If they were a boat, that's all they had.
03:19:50
It was a I disagree.
03:19:52
If it was a boating view, you could only see what you could see.
03:19:55
So the map would be very small.
03:19:57
You're going to have so
03:20:00
good point though. It's a good point.
03:20:01
But aerial view map.
03:20:06
I look at the map.
03:20:07
I got the map on my boat.
03:20:08
Here's the back of everything that the guy told me
03:20:10
last year about floating the city was just bullshit,
03:20:12
because he didn't need to fight the city to put that in because, you
03:20:16
you don't need to have the city involved when putting that type of object in,
03:20:21
but you also can't put that type of object in because it is a right of way.
03:20:25
It's a right of way for the power lines.
03:20:27
So you told you that little period.
03:20:30
On top of that, you can't build anything
03:20:33
other than a fence six feet from the property line.
03:20:36
So they can't even a variance. You can get away.
03:20:38
They can't even variance.
03:20:39
They can put it in there either.
03:20:41
So it's a not good.
03:20:44
What sucks is what's
03:20:45
weird is so, complete opposite side.
03:20:48
The neighbor on this side, there's, there's trees that we have receipts
03:20:54
for that are on this side that show that this is a the property line.
03:20:58
The neighbor has a shed that is eight feet receipts from the previous neighbor.
03:21:03
From there, them purchasing these these trees
03:21:08
for warranty because they purchase them from.
03:21:10
Okay.
03:21:10
Non wholesale I buy my shed wholesale because they get much cheaper.
03:21:13
I don't give a fuck if it does was replaced.
03:21:15
I don't get a receipt. Yeah, but it doesn't know what I did.
03:21:17
You just. It's not warranty.
03:21:19
Okay. So the arbor bodies that I bought
03:21:22
in the back $75 a piece,
03:21:24
at a wholesale place versus
03:21:28
non warranty versus $300 a piece
03:21:31
at a name brand place with a warranty that just happened to get a thumbs up.
03:21:36
Just popped up on your screen like a little ghost for no reason. And.
03:21:38
Oh, it's because, it's because I, do anything
03:21:43
I didn't realize.
03:21:44
So I use, what is happening.
03:21:46
That's.
03:21:46
I realize that, not that long ago, and I forgot to tell you, that is from.
03:21:50
Because what I usually do is I turn on my, face snap
03:21:55
for some reason, turning on FaceTime on my on my Mac.
03:21:59
Oh, you know, I an on the if I send an emoji.
03:22:04
No, no.
03:22:04
But if I turn on the studio light.
03:22:07
If I turn on the studio, if you can tell a difference, I can't.
03:22:12
So it does on this one.
03:22:15
I get it though, FaceTime is all you had to say.
03:22:17
FaceTime no.
03:22:17
Studio light just has a better different lighting dynamic going.
03:22:20
It makes my background less light
03:22:24
because I'm I'm totally rolling through somehow
03:22:27
my FaceTime dynamic because I can actually do yeah I know.
03:22:31
Yeah, yeah. Secondary. Does it do that. Hold on.
03:22:37
Can you.
03:22:38
There's my background there and I know my background.
03:22:40
So know it only does that one dynamic.
03:22:43
That's fucking weird.
03:22:45
So I used to do it because the studio light would.
03:22:48
It's an option
03:22:49
that just kind of makes it changes the dynamic of the lighting in the room.
03:22:54
And it makes my background less bright and washed out,
03:22:58
and it makes my foreground less bright
03:23:00
and washed out and.
03:23:04
All it does is just do the apple
03:23:07
that's not doing it.
03:23:09
So it does it over here now.
03:23:11
So what I do is or.
03:23:16
Weird.
03:23:19
I think this is the last character.
03:23:20
There it is. That's weird.
03:23:23
That's pretty cool I want that.
03:23:24
It's just Apple is just, not willing to sell my soul to Apple.
03:23:28
Never mind.
03:23:30
I forget what the.
03:23:32
I think it's called gesture.
03:23:34
Like, just like there's, like, if you text in on Apple and I say
03:23:39
happy birthday or something like that,
03:23:40
it puts the stupid cake on the screen, right?
03:23:42
Your apple does that.
03:23:48
It doesn't have Satan.
03:23:49
Satan doesn't come out for money.
03:23:50
No, it does have,
03:23:52
it does have a fucking thing.
03:23:53
I thought I had a try cover in one eye and see if the Illuminati to sacrifices you
03:23:59
know.
03:24:02
It's the only one I know for sure
03:24:04
is the thing I rewatch today and we go to Gaya.
03:24:06
We'll be his animations.
03:24:09
It's funny because he's hilarious. He.
03:24:11
I can't imagine the shame.
03:24:12
That dude, he has to write all this material.
03:24:15
Could you imagine what it would put into this?
03:24:17
But it still doesn't matter to me.
03:24:21
I Mexican sandwiches are cheap copper dicks.
03:24:24
How is that hot already?
03:24:25
So you look like lefty gunplay, except somehow more retarded.
03:24:28
Okay, I heard there was some writing gunplay
03:24:30
at the white House Correspondents Dinner.
03:24:31
Yeah, it was pretty crazy spooky. Scary.
03:24:34
Oh, I'm JD. Thanks. I'm so skilled.
03:24:36
Does it come right out of your hole? You look like an essay.
03:24:38
Is you essay?
03:24:40
Seriously, if you put that somewhere else, does, that doesn't come out.
03:24:42
It looks like you're waiting for work
03:24:45
at Home Depot.
03:24:46
It was just some bero.
03:24:47
Mom thought it'd be cocaine appropriate.
03:24:49
Oh, this is fucking way worse.
03:24:50
What do you mean? I'm going to write a draft party.
03:24:52
Oh, then you got. As a side note. Okay, it looks like a bunch.
03:24:54
Please don't kill us.
03:24:55
And as always, fuck Terry.
03:24:57
Terry, KSA horror.
03:24:58
Terry's my favorite part of counting toward us is how do we get fat, spicy?
03:25:02
For myself, I
03:25:06
want to tortoise about.
03:25:09
I think it's Cookie Monster.
03:25:11
You just give me the first one.
03:25:14
So I.
03:25:18
Like marshmallow.
03:25:20
It's. I don't know how.
03:25:22
Why I don't.
03:25:26
Roll back shot.
03:25:27
Oh, we're. Well, I gotta make a lot of my money.
03:25:30
Why sound the fuck?
03:25:32
Why? There's Migos. All right, that takes up.
03:25:34
Today.
03:25:34
We'll be storing our torta pounding ingredients in this today.
03:25:37
Little cooler that I won in the divorce.
03:25:39
You know, my favorite kind of show, della? What negro?
03:25:41
That that's how you say black? No. Racist.
03:25:43
It's not the thing about illegal immigration.
03:25:45
No, no. What the fuck, Miguel, what's a chill?
03:25:48
It's not a football.
03:25:49
Well, throw the football back and throw one over here.
03:25:51
You can't hurt his leg. You let me go get some ice.
03:25:53
Where are you going?
03:25:53
Where they going?
03:25:54
Did you call the child the dead?
03:25:56
Are you saying tortoise torta?
03:25:57
All right. You want the last video?
03:25:59
You're fabulous. Forever.
03:26:01
And the other one? One of those like turtles.
03:26:03
But is it my first one? I'll try another one of these.
03:26:05
Oh, crusty bread we had in our house.
03:26:07
A week old hamburger bun, just like in Mexico.
03:26:10
Oh, looks like we have a soggy wet.
03:26:12
No, I was just going to say that the back of our sandwich is now moist.
03:26:15
That's fine. Is it pretty wet right there? Oh, wait, I'm not
03:26:19
sombrero.
03:26:20
It's a beach.
03:26:21
It. I'm about to deported off set.
03:26:23
But speaking of R.I.P.
03:26:24
offset that you didn't die.
03:26:26
Yeah, I'm almost a fool.
03:26:27
No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I said that. Oh, Terry got a promotion. That's good.
03:26:30
They moved them to the TSA division. Does he still get the signing bonus?
03:26:33
Can I borrow 50 bucks?
03:26:35
Break yourself. Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am. I'll see you at church.
03:26:37
Next. We have our refried beans.
03:26:39
I've seen something this repeatedly fried since those Venezuelan drug boats.
03:26:42
Oh, no. He didn't.
03:26:43
Oh, I haven't seen this many brown things mushed up since a two car
03:26:47
pile up in Guadalajara.
03:26:48
Oh, Freddy, you do dicks.
03:26:50
I haven't smelled something this pungent since I was working at a plant. A fitness.
03:26:56
It's an excessive moderate.
03:26:57
What?
03:26:57
Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Flatulence Live.
03:27:00
Today. It's about what?
03:27:02
And if I tell you what
03:27:03
the next few episodes are right off the bat,
03:27:05
you probably can count on those not being the next few,
03:27:08
but I was thinking what the dog doing?
03:27:09
So by the time we get to doing,
03:27:11
we'll be at our last show of our first three years of doing flat Grant's Live.
03:27:15
That's pretty impressive. So what the dog doing?
03:27:17
And 156 will be right on the doing, but it might be a little more clever
03:27:21
if you take the five plus the H, the six questions that you need to ask
03:27:25
to figure out what's really going on.
03:27:27
And that is why you wearing so those see if you got to answer
03:27:31
those six questions to why why when where how you basically got them.
03:27:37
What's going on?
03:27:38
I'm always looking for the what reaction because I'm trying for shock value.
03:27:41
First I want to what does that say? I'm fine. Okay.
03:27:44
Thanks for that comment. I don't know what it is.
03:27:46
I can't read it on my little screen, but I got a much bigger screen here
03:27:48
and then a smaller one here, and then another one here and then.
03:27:51
And one of the ways you can tell each different
03:27:53
episode is the shirt I'm wearing,
03:27:54
but I'm at 153 shows, I'm running out of shirt,
03:27:57
so I change something about the background.
03:27:58
So tell me what you find it because I can't think it's oh, it's right there.
03:28:01
And I was right there.
03:28:02
But there will be another change. Very soon.
03:28:03
I kind of wanted to talk about a follow up on the flip double.
03:28:06
He's the apologist for mainstream archeology.
03:28:08
I finally watch the 4.5 hour Joe Rogan Experience podcast
03:28:11
with Rick Dibble and Graham Hancock, and I got three Graham Hancock books.
03:28:15
They should probably be up here behind me, and I'll work on that for next week.
03:28:18
Also, I got two webcams to go with my two monitors.
03:28:21
I'll have those.
03:28:22
I should probably have them on screen if I want them to work right.
03:28:24
You know, if I want them to actually affect the show.
03:28:26
But so so pardon me if I call him Frank drivel,
03:28:30
because he kept saying on the Joe Rogan Experience, we have no evidence
03:28:34
for a lost global high technology civilization. Now.
03:28:37
No evidence of that means the building of the pyramids
03:28:40
is perfectly explicable in the time frame that mainstream archeology tells us.
03:28:44
That means that when you see the really cool stone masonry under the rubble,
03:28:48
okay, the Aztecs, the Mayans and the Aztecs lived in the Americas.
03:28:52
Now this this goes into a whole cover up conspiracy that that gave
03:28:55
ideology, mainstream archeology, a black eye to begin with.
03:28:58
And that's the Clovis first principles.
03:29:00
When a guy, guy or black guy.
03:29:01
Oh, we're the first humans in the Americas.
03:29:04
It was, you know, ten, 12,000 years ago.
03:29:07
And then we find the carbon dated campsites that are 18,000 years,
03:29:11
and it just keeps dropping back and back and back.
03:29:14
It was over 20,000.
03:29:16
And now it's over a hundred thousand years.
03:29:19
And the 100,000 year ones were not modern humans.
03:29:22
Those are probably Neanderthals, but we've got modern humans
03:29:26
in the Americas darn near at 30,000 years ago, and
03:29:29
they most likely came from China to Japan and then all the way across the Pacific.
03:29:33
But when you see symbols and then chiseled into rock, giant rocks
03:29:36
and they're so similar,
03:29:37
thousands of miles apart at times, that is evidence for a global community
03:29:41
that was obviously a lost civilization because mainstream archeology denies it.
03:29:46
To which I say what at least to say.
03:29:48
You don't know that not there is no evidence anywhere
03:29:50
that's just one of many misconceptions.
03:29:52
What do we believe? A lot of nonsense. I'm guilty. I'm myself.
03:29:54
But to follow up on a story, personal story.
03:29:57
Last week I had to appear in court.
03:29:59
Now this was. I was only called in.
03:30:00
And as a witness in a bench trial of a friend of the show
03:30:03
who built the studio, and I was to report at 9 a.m.
03:30:06
last Tuesday. So I took the day off work.
03:30:08
I show up at 845, and I check in, and then then I go back up front.
03:30:12
There's no one's calling me, you know, for 45 minutes.
03:30:15
And I said, it says here that I'm supposed to check in with prosecuting attorney.
03:30:19
And then the guard says, I did that for you, so okay, we're good then.
03:30:24
So go sit back down.
03:30:25
And I hang out there till about 1130 and they start announcing,
03:30:29
not closing at 12 for lunch.
03:30:30
And so I look at the my subpoena
03:30:32
and it says, do you have any questions regarding your your appearance in court.
03:30:37
You can email us at this email address.
03:30:39
So I emailed and asked and I dismissed for lunch.
03:30:43
And I know everybody at this place is closing down from lunch.
03:30:45
Can I go grab a bite to eat as well?
03:30:48
Yes, it's always the same guard that that told me he checked in with.
03:30:52
Check me and the attorney came up to me and said,
03:30:56
has anybody come out to see you yet?
03:30:58
No, I've been here three hours.
03:31:00
They always make you waiting for me.
03:31:02
This is so funny.
03:31:04
I think it's more or less because I remember from last week
03:31:07
I haven't done any silly dawns on me that it's like, oh, I remember him
03:31:10
telling this story, but it's now in the form of a rap song.
03:31:13
At this point, it feels like jury duty and I want to do my civic duty.
03:31:17
I want to say I like how the body lines up.
03:31:19
It's way better. Like, I can help, right? Like it's ridiculous.
03:31:22
But I'm ready.
03:31:23
I'm here.
03:31:24
Might as well do my my my duty. Duty.
03:31:26
So he goes and talks
03:31:27
to the prosecuting attorney, comes back and tells me I'm dismissed
03:31:31
like a juror that gets dismissed.
03:31:32
And I didn't even say I'm scared of gingers and left handed people.
03:31:35
And that's actually true.
03:31:36
And I don't I don't know if you get me dismissed, but
03:31:39
and and people find me rather offputting, mostly because I'm an arrogant prick.
03:31:42
So so I always give a bad first impression and like, oh yeah, that's
03:31:46
mostly that's the only way people like, if you get used to me,
03:31:49
you know, I'd be all right.
03:31:50
But other than that, people really can't stand me.
03:31:52
So I figured I'd get dismissed anyway. And I didn't want to be there.
03:31:55
So being dismissed is probably the best thing that's happened to me.
03:31:58
And I felt out of place.
03:31:59
I was surrounded by criminals and their sleazy attorneys,
03:32:02
and I really didn't feel like I belong there.
03:32:04
That being said, and I heard my feelings
03:32:06
being dismissed like that, but I kind of felt slighted. So.
03:32:09
So what led to this was a failure to moderate and now moderation.
03:32:12
Is it self control?
03:32:13
There are levels of controlling oneself.
03:32:15
And a funny example that they were letting in court or jail
03:32:19
simply states out things and it's injustice.
03:32:22
They have involuntary don't feel bad and it's embarrassing to them.
03:32:25
And it gives an anxiety and anxiety feeds the more takes.
03:32:28
And it's a feedback loop and it just gets worse and worse.
03:32:31
But every one of us has said, you can only go, I know my right out,
03:32:34
something that we shouldn't have or, you know, said something.
03:32:37
I've had two retractions on the show, so I've said things live on air.
03:32:40
That turned out to be not the way I feel to it today anyway.
03:32:43
So I was on I apologize, and that's what I said.
03:32:46
So I think it comes down to, okay, I made the cookie recipe
03:32:49
and we played the video last week of the recipe
03:32:52
and it was a banana chocolate chip cookie recipe,
03:32:54
but I used dark chocolate chips because I prefer dark chocolate.
03:32:58
Now, I do understand I carry a lot of unpopular opinions
03:33:01
and that's also what makes me unpopular, but I don't know if it's a 5149 split.
03:33:06
It's probably what's going to be your recipe for the minority.
03:33:10
I like dark chocolate because that bitter taste.
03:33:13
So but I also like, you know, the sharp cheddar cheese.
03:33:16
You know, something with the pungent bite and some of the stinkier cheeses
03:33:19
and the moldy cheeses. The bad ones are the best.
03:33:22
I think one of my favorite polymaths, Benjamin Franklin,
03:33:25
will let us meet rock literally, and then shave off the rotting meat.
03:33:29
And then the core.
03:33:30
I mean, it's so fucked up.
03:33:32
Part was flavored by the rye, but not rotten, and it would make him sick.
03:33:37
You got to be careful treating this stuff.
03:33:39
I wouldn't do it myself, but do you like that pungent, gross thing?
03:33:43
But as little rat syndrome, you don't have to show me purposely.
03:33:47
Let it run. I just think refrigeration.
03:33:49
Interesting process is back then with the greatest.
03:33:52
And if you could cut some of the shit off, there's still the center.
03:33:55
It turns out because you eat.
03:33:57
That's still good.
03:33:58
I'm still like,
03:33:59
yeah, you couldn't waste it because you wouldn't survive that winter
03:34:01
and still figuring stuff out.
03:34:03
And as a matter of fact,
03:34:04
I reached out to the kit this week to see if I can get some help for the show
03:34:08
because I wasn't, for crying out back it just for crying out loud.
03:34:11
We're doing y guys like what?
03:34:13
And we had other ideas. Moderation.
03:34:16
I got quiescence because I give in to the whatever topic it suggested there were.
03:34:20
There were a few good suggestions,
03:34:22
but here's what Gary's got going the okay, interesting Gary in any.
03:34:27
Anyway, I knew everything, I couldn't what I say what I'm good.
03:34:32
I'm now twice his h over twice today and I realize I yeah some more to learn.
03:34:38
And there's so much I don't know.
03:34:40
So the more you learn the more you realize you don't know.
03:34:43
And that slide isn't so I got, I got wait, wait.
03:34:48
We'll start with wait.
03:34:52
Yeah Gary that's your whole point in that
03:34:54
you shut down with whatever is beyond
03:34:58
what you just said.
03:34:58
There is so profound.
03:35:00
But it is way, way, way beyond what?
03:35:02
Like what if we're not even at 0.00001% of knowledge, but
03:35:07
after this journey, for whatever reason, I don't know if it's possible.
03:35:10
I know it's hard to prove.
03:35:13
You say it right here, though.
03:35:14
You say it. Listen to what you say.
03:35:16
You do me what you think. That's interesting.
03:35:18
So I got I got to say over twice, you say.
03:35:22
And I realize I have so much more to learn. Yeah.
03:35:25
And there's so much I don't know.
03:35:26
So the more you do learn, I'm twice as eight over twice say.
03:35:31
And I realize I have so much more to learn and there's so much I don't know. So
03:35:36
yeah, those things may
03:35:37
possibly be our state after we are done here, right?
03:35:41
Ridiculously unlikely, ridiculously unprovable or not?
03:35:45
Not probable.
03:35:46
But not completely impossible.
03:35:50
Yeah, somebody who thinks they know everything but actually doesn't.
03:35:53
I think you were called a poser.
03:35:56
The more you do learn, the more you realize you don't know.
03:35:59
And that's that is interesting.
03:36:01
So I got I got a story for you.
03:36:04
So we'll start with the anagram.
03:36:06
This actor chose his stage name
03:36:08
by choosing an anagram from the phrase Old West action.
03:36:11
So some of you already know the answer by now.
03:36:14
Anybody actually talked about our guy by the name since in high school
03:36:18
drop out, 18 years old, living at home in Seattle, Seattle, what have you.
03:36:23
And he gets drafted in Korean War.
03:36:25
So he goes to boot camp and becomes a lifeguard.
03:36:28
Oh, I say point guard.
03:36:30
I'm not sure if that's the right place, but it's a California based army camp.
03:36:34
So for so he doesn't get stationed in Korea,
03:36:38
he keeps his job as the lifeguard at the base, this one up.
03:36:41
So that's a pretty cushy gig for someone who got drafted.
03:36:44
They go to the Korean War.
03:36:49
Well, he finally don't have to get drafted.
03:36:51
Even goes back to Seattle.
03:36:53
So it's a US military flying for free on military planes
03:36:57
as long as they're in uniform.
03:36:58
So what's the uniform on?
03:36:59
Goes to the airport, finds a military plane going to does
03:37:03
it actually do down to Seattle day before he's due back?
03:37:06
He goes back to the military, the airport,
03:37:08
and there's only one military plane there, and it's only got room for a pilot.
03:37:13
So he goes to the pilot, we'll call him and I think that was his name.
03:37:16
He said, listen, is there any way I can just stow away
03:37:19
in your radar compartment and guess you just get me to my base?
03:37:23
And because that's where the pilot was flying and he said, no way.
03:37:26
That's that's too dangerous. I can't do it.
03:37:29
So now this guy Sampson, this, this young kid
03:37:31
that was desperate, he knows that he want to talk to Samson.
03:37:35
If you make two peace signs, it'll throw confetti.
03:37:39
How do you make a peace sign in the middle?
03:37:42
What?
03:37:42
Are you serious? What?
03:37:45
They go. There's a circle with the.
03:37:47
Oh, yeah. Do that with the circle.
03:37:49
I don't know if I'm reading it from I.
03:37:51
I just asked it. FaceTime gestures.
03:37:54
Two of them or one of them. Actor.
03:37:56
Two hearted hands for hearts.
03:37:58
Thumbs up or thumbs down.
03:37:59
And two peace signs for confetti.
03:38:05
I don't that's what I would assume,
03:38:06
but I don't see it happening.
03:38:11
There's so many links on it.
03:38:12
It's bunny ears.
03:38:13
How you gonna say you show up for duty?
03:38:17
You got in trouble. There it is. Find a way to get there.
03:38:19
Oh, the balloon to get the balloon ride in that non passenger
03:38:23
crammed himself in there on the door flies open.
03:38:27
Oh, you need to do.
03:38:28
Oh okay.
03:38:30
And so we tried to get the door closed but the windy stormy rain.
03:38:36
So it was,
03:38:39
fortunately for him, the air,
03:38:40
the oxygen for the pilot was also malfunctioning.
03:38:44
And he finds out that another thing was going wrong.
03:38:46
They hadn't.
03:38:47
Your they didn't have enough fuel to get it
03:38:49
from Seattle to California to all the way to the base.
03:38:53
They were just off the coast.
03:38:54
Oh, it's for me. Read me.
03:38:55
I don't know, this is the only reason
03:38:58
the pilot pulls them through the cockpit.
03:39:00
They pull them over and they pull the door and they find before I got this
03:39:05
camera, I was doing, is another they're dining up or.
03:39:09
No, it may have been on, StreamYard.
03:39:12
It's really hard at work, you know, it's
03:39:14
when Eastwood the studio light was action streaming right here.
03:39:18
Of all the things I grabbed, it
03:39:19
does it here, but apparently it looks like one of the collection. Yes.
03:39:23
For both it those turn with me, and I don't even have a LinkedIn
03:39:28
to face the face time.
03:39:29
I just have the face time app open.
03:39:31
I don't have anything piped in through and then back out of the same saying
03:39:35
that the faithful and true witness
03:39:38
maybe I do when it comes to my draft.
03:39:41
Yeah, I was typing out, typing in the paper.
03:39:44
Now I creation. I'm in the end.
03:39:47
Look at the end of this is the timing.
03:39:48
I did not set this up.
03:39:50
So tell me there. Oh God, he's got a Bible.
03:39:52
There's a Bible who's holding the Bible.
03:39:55
Yeah.
03:39:55
The music is no way in time like I've tried.
03:39:58
That's the first thing I tried is just to overlap them and hope it was this one.
03:40:02
The only thing that May pushes you towards religion.
03:40:05
But I will be the last person who I would think would be Bible, religious.
03:40:09
Listen this to the to the rap or the whatever the music.
03:40:13
And he says, oh, you're wrong.
03:40:14
They hadn't you're they didn't have enough fuel
03:40:16
to get it from Seattle to California to all the way to the east.
03:40:20
What, the anagram for Old West action.
03:40:23
So I have with me right here.
03:40:24
Of all the things I grabbed from Will's car last week,
03:40:26
this is the part that's going into the collection.
03:40:29
This is Will's, my little life.
03:40:31
And he has here the revelation.
03:40:33
This is Will's Bible, and he holds it up.
03:40:36
Oh, I'll just say verse 14.
03:40:38
Yeah, there it is.
03:40:40
These things say the Amen.
03:40:41
The the faithful and true. Come back to my game.
03:40:44
You know how the creation of God dwells in me.
03:40:48
The creation of God to guard him.
03:40:50
A door back of God to us that we've had time. Bible.
03:40:54
So have you ever seen a building?
03:40:56
Amen.
03:40:59
So let's go see.
03:41:00
What does that actually do? That still looks like a belt.
03:41:02
It out there, but I don't know I this is the first time I've tried.
03:41:05
I've had it for a while and I figured, you know what?
03:41:08
I like the presentation.
03:41:09
And no, I just keep it in the bag so I really don't give a shit.
03:41:13
Yeah. My God, he's gonna try out.
03:41:15
What I don't know is the clips.
03:41:16
Yeah, yeah, that sounds like a thing. Like, just kind of keep on coming.
03:41:19
You should me
03:41:22
show me the scale of it.
03:41:26
I don't know where you're supposed to keep it there, but I just kind of.
03:41:29
It does.
03:41:30
It does what?
03:41:30
It's fine.
03:41:32
Keeps it more of in an arid humidity.
03:41:34
Wait, how do you know it does?
03:41:36
What it supposed to do is what you were going to say, and it's fine.
03:41:39
I don't know, just said before that you can.
03:41:41
You can like you've never tried it.
03:41:43
You can moist the thing that's that's not the dial.
03:41:46
So the obviously the dials, the humidity scale, the fucking thing that a lot of
03:41:51
you can like moist it with, the thing that's above it and then it, below it.
03:41:55
But I don't really do that, though.
03:41:57
I just kind of just put the shit in here
03:41:59
and like the moisture that's in the weed, it just kind of like stays a bit more.
03:42:03
I don't like my voice.
03:42:06
I like it in a nice middle, middle ground.
03:42:09
I don't want it to be completely dry
03:42:10
as a bone to where, like you crush it and it just
03:42:14
goes little powder turns to powder, right?
03:42:16
Yeah,
03:42:18
but I don't want it to gum up anything that I use either.
03:42:21
No, no, no to chisel out to get my, my box.
03:42:25
That's why this is nice.
03:42:26
Because it's very arid for two ounces to be able to just sit out
03:42:29
with this much open air space, but also be contained.
03:42:34
Otherwise you're in a bag like you're in a little bag with one ounce,
03:42:37
a little bag with, don't know, ounce, just how much open air weighs.
03:42:40
Bigger box. I'm going to need a bigger air box.
03:42:43
How much open air space is in this after the lid closes is you know what I mean?
03:42:48
Like, it's just something tells me leaving it open, it keeps showing it off.
03:42:51
Isn't good for it.
03:42:52
I don't give a shit.
03:42:53
That's what the whole fucking thing. You can add more moisture to it.
03:42:56
That's the thing. It's just straight water.
03:42:58
Wait. You put, like, a piece.
03:42:59
Hold on there. Like hold up. Wait a minute.
03:43:02
How do you add moisture to it?
03:43:05
There's a little paper towel.
03:43:07
There you go. This little dilly doo right here.
03:43:09
And this little, like
03:43:11
I don't understand you.
03:43:13
And then you also have this sucking.
03:43:16
Is it hooked up to a hose?
03:43:18
No, that is the moisture.
03:43:21
This pops off. And this all.
03:43:23
This is hokum.
03:43:25
This is so absorbs moisture and can hold moisture.
03:43:29
Yeah, yeah, yeah I agree, that'll take moisture out.
03:43:31
But you can't add moisture.
03:43:33
No, but it's going to it's going to this also it's just going to pull moisture
03:43:37
towards it.
03:43:38
Also keep a general moisture in the box.
03:43:41
Well it's close as well.
03:43:44
There's going to be a perfectly good chess set.
03:43:48
It's essentially like again
03:43:50
you remember, you know, oh, my weed's really dry.
03:43:53
Back in the day.
03:43:55
You put a piece of bread in there.
03:43:56
Piece of bread will mold because bread is, fucking mold.
03:44:00
Just water in general.
03:44:02
Holder, you just skipped over.
03:44:04
You just went right past that.
03:44:05
Like they were delivered for. No.
03:44:07
You put a small piece of bread in a, in, some dry ass weed, and it just the weed,
03:44:12
the moisture in the container evens out.
03:44:16
So whatever's in the bread, 5050 with whatever, you know, the weed is right.
03:44:21
But the problem is, if you do that
03:44:22
for an extended period of time, just for some reason, whatever the
03:44:25
the diner mic is, it tends to, like, get moldy,
03:44:30
like, so this is a clean, this is clean, this is wood.
03:44:33
Even the wood around the weed and shit is this is Morton
03:44:36
meant for cigars normally. So.
03:44:41
Here's a secret.
03:44:42
Whatever you're getting, whether it's cheese
03:44:43
or weed or cigars or salt for your fucking driveway,
03:44:47
when you get a 40 pound bag, don't keep going to that 40
03:44:50
pound bag to grab a handful of cheese or a joint worth of weed.
03:44:54
You got to give it up right away.
03:44:55
When it's fresh in a smaller bag. That's it.
03:44:58
And then, of course, you might get busted for distributing,
03:45:00
but that's that's what you have to risk.
03:45:01
But I just do whenever you need.
03:45:03
Like I've never had my.
03:45:04
When you get so dry, I haven't had it that long.
03:45:07
I've never had my weed long enough to get all dried out.
03:45:10
What do you mean?
03:45:10
Just the little bits at the end of it.
03:45:13
What do you mean? Like
03:45:14
so it's all taken out.
03:45:16
Typically, when I get it, they hang the buds up and they get dried out.
03:45:19
Sometimes they get a little bit more dry just because. Right.
03:45:22
But if you keep I usually buy like I usually buy like two to
03:45:25
I usually buy two even then two ounces.
03:45:28
Right I see them, you put
03:45:31
liquids otherwise you would worry about two.
03:45:32
By the time me two two and a half is your legal limit in Michigan.
03:45:36
So say you get.
03:45:36
Yeah I see I buy two ounces and then a couple of vape pens
03:45:40
and then maybe some gummy. Yeah.
03:45:41
Was usually made to order about two to 200 to 250.
03:45:44
So the typical first thing that I do, if it's really good weed and it's,
03:45:48
it's really already kind of get dry, I'm going to take that and I'm going to divide
03:45:52
it up into little bags.
03:45:55
And then so every time I'm grabbing weed, I'm
03:45:57
not opening the entire bag and trying it out.
03:45:58
No. And I go to the last one. It's as fresh.
03:46:01
So this is something new.
03:46:02
I've had this case for a while, my bitch giving this to.
03:46:05
Because, her dad had it.
03:46:07
This is like a fancy case from some fancy cigars that he had due to for best man.
03:46:11
So I've been meeting the perfect man gift.
03:46:14
I've been meaning to use it.
03:46:16
And then finally, I was like, you know what? I'm tired of opening bags.
03:46:18
Closing bags?
03:46:19
It's so half assed to have these dumb little bags of weed.
03:46:22
My. I got my travel stash to where?
03:46:25
I've got containers that I have that in as well.
03:46:29
But then I also have this, which is my home stash,
03:46:32
where I just fucking whip this bitch opening.
03:46:33
Oh, yeah. Like, this is just gangster shit.
03:46:36
What do you. What do you want, a fucking joint?
03:46:37
A blunt fucking bowl.
03:46:39
Go ahead, grab it. Like, this is just.
03:46:41
This is a sweet presentation and it's just closes itself.
03:46:44
Done.
03:46:45
The woods.
03:46:46
So naturally, there's no plastics.
03:46:49
I have a decorative mason jar that I keep out.
03:46:51
Just like a candy. Yeah, you said I use a mason jar.
03:46:54
Like if I.
03:46:55
But it's a really good got it.
03:46:57
Looks like you get some for Christmas. It's square.
03:46:59
It has a bunch of, like, etching on it and shit. Yeah.
03:47:01
I used to do Mason jar shit.
03:47:02
I got some shit from even my grandma used to.
03:47:05
I don't know,
03:47:06
but even that
03:47:06
every time somebody opens it to take some, they're drying up all that.
03:47:10
Yeah, but I don't.
03:47:12
I used to give it up, you know, the last like, no, you mason jar
03:47:16
and you put it in the freezer.
03:47:17
Great. That's great for it.
03:47:19
I promise I do.
03:47:20
I just smoke too much to where it's like, I don't I don't need to.
03:47:23
I need to have it readily available.
03:47:25
I need to constantly pull it out.
03:47:26
I just need to have it readily available.
03:47:29
I open this box, I grab it, I pack my bowl,
03:47:32
I roll my joint, put it in my little container, take on the road.
03:47:37
So that's what I do.
03:47:39
Oh my,
03:47:42
oh my God, he just got balls with the fucking, no.
03:47:47
To do whatever.
03:47:49
You know, I don't take I'm not going to take this one.
03:47:51
Maybe I take this.
03:47:52
Oh that's my problem.
03:47:55
If I go far away from home, I take way too much.
03:47:59
I'm like, well, what if something happens?
03:48:00
No, I yeah, I always take extra.
03:48:02
I am a over packer. And guess what?
03:48:04
Worst case scenario, I just take it back home and I use it anyway.
03:48:08
Yeah.
03:48:08
If it no matter what
03:48:09
it is food, if it's beer, if it's alcohol, if it's weed, if it's whatever.
03:48:13
It's like, I don't care.
03:48:14
I'll just take it back home and use it.
03:48:16
Then.
03:48:19
I'd rather have.
03:48:19
I hate these people again.
03:48:22
I've complained about people. You go to a concert.
03:48:24
Then I was in line in the bathroom for I forget what concert it was.
03:48:30
Maven fucking Morgan Wallen at Ford
03:48:32
Field, in line to the bathroom or in line in the bathroom to the bathroom.
03:48:36
And somebody was like, oh man, I smell weed, I smell weed, Sosa.
03:48:40
And I'm like, I'm like, I don't smoke weed.
03:48:42
I'm like, what the fuck is this guy talking about?
03:48:44
And then I sort of realize I'm like, oh, me?
03:48:48
It's me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:48:49
Because I had a half smoking joint in my back pocket
03:48:54
and I'm like, oh shit.
03:48:55
I'm like, dude, that's me.
03:48:57
I'm like, and he's like, no, it's not.
03:48:59
And I'm like, yeah.
03:49:00
And I pull it out, I pull.
03:49:02
I've both have smoked joint.
03:49:04
He goes, dude, dude, go, could you have any more?
03:49:08
Do you have any more? And I'm like, well, yeah, but it's for me.
03:49:10
And he goes, oh, he's like, no, you don't have any more.
03:49:12
And I'm like, no, I have like I have about four more.
03:49:16
This one was, well, you pull them all out.
03:49:18
The show started out a weapon and said, give me all your no.
03:49:21
Because Morgan Wall more it was hard.
03:49:24
It was opening up for him.
03:49:25
So that was like, it's like, I'm not just like
03:49:28
Morgan is great, but I'm already.
03:49:31
You're not watching him straight. You're saying.
03:49:33
No, I just
03:49:35
I just the one concert that's a great song for joints deep.
03:49:40
It's a good song.
03:49:40
No, I'm just saying it was just kind of funny.
03:49:42
And I'm like, no, dude. I'm like, I have like, four joints.
03:49:44
And I, in my opinion, I just hate those people.
03:49:46
You're on the disc golf course.
03:49:48
Oh, you got we know.
03:49:49
Oh, you're smoking. We could I, can I hit that a little bit?
03:49:51
And it's like, dude, if you were a person who smokes weed,
03:49:55
you regularly smoke weed like smoking weed and you are a responsible adult.
03:50:00
Guess what?
03:50:02
You're going to weed
03:50:03
well, and you insert anything there.
03:50:06
If whatever you like to do,
03:50:07
by the time you're an adult, you should have figured it out.
03:50:09
Otherwise it's not my problem.
03:50:12
Yeah, but I also that's what I.
03:50:13
I'm also the one that I feel really good giving people weed.
03:50:19
I don't see if they get faster horses.
03:50:20
There are some, some dude in his check that came from a foreign country.
03:50:25
She was white.
03:50:26
He was dark complected.
03:50:28
Does any of this matter to most people?
03:50:31
No, but I'm just saying that, like your brain, you know,
03:50:34
that means I met this black dude, and I gave him some some of my weed,
03:50:38
but I denied. Wait, what did he say?
03:50:40
Because they were not cool.
03:50:41
I felt like there was this weird group of white people
03:50:43
that were trying to glom on to me because they knew I had weed
03:50:46
and I didn't give them any.
03:50:47
This dude was just like, straight up chill.
03:50:50
He had some.
03:50:51
I don't even know what his accent was, but he was just a he.
03:50:54
His chick didn't want the weed.
03:50:56
He my chick was was didn't want to smoke at the time
03:51:00
and I was just smoking and he was like, hey, you mind if I hit?
03:51:02
Then I'm like, dude, why the hell yeah, we made friends.
03:51:05
It was great.
03:51:06
I don't care what country he was from,
03:51:07
but he came from that country to this country to the two faster horses.
03:51:12
Everybody
03:51:13
comes to this continent, is what you call it.
03:51:16
I guess,
03:51:18
like most people do,
03:51:20
it's all good.
03:51:21
But like Ledoux over the years.
03:51:24
But I've seen a lot of the Detroit political class over the years.
03:51:29
But this one literally he say Troyer Detroit.
03:51:33
Detroit really takes the cake loop de trois.
03:51:38
Luc, where you at? Thumbs up.
03:51:40
I didn't see any car. Lucas.
03:51:41
We get you for two weeks, and that's it.
03:51:44
It's too much like we talk to him,
03:51:46
and then he's like, well, it doesn't matter.
03:51:50
We're not catering to Luke.
03:51:51
We're catering to whoever wants to.
03:51:53
Detroit City Hall doing about the poison demo dirt peppering the neighborhood's
03:51:57
dirt that has been found to be toxic for human touch.
03:52:02
The demolition department Detroit sounds like a perfect place to put it.
03:52:07
Yeah, right.
03:52:09
So this is the new Flint water scandal,
03:52:12
you know, has launched a marketing campaign at its job sites.
03:52:16
They're handing out donuts to fat kids and brownies to junkies trying them.
03:52:21
Are they brownies that have white chocolate in the brownie
03:52:25
and then brown chocolate in the white brownie?
03:52:28
It's very like Gary.
03:52:30
It's, that's a black and white dude.
03:52:33
As proud into happy poses for their social media channels.
03:52:38
Look, demolition and donuts board up in brownies.
03:52:43
Never mind.
03:52:43
Your elected leaders are poisoned.
03:52:45
You Detroit eat goober like eat.
03:52:48
Two weeks ago there was a picture of a happy face kid licking the glaze.
03:52:52
Krispy Kreme.
03:52:53
What is the contract on that Krispy Kreme?
03:52:57
I hate Krispy Kreme.
03:52:58
Couldn't you deliver in there fresh?
03:52:59
Something local, gritty?
03:53:02
Why are you doing that?
03:53:03
And having kids standing in front of an active demolition
03:53:06
site in the background, never mind the poison dust blowing all over him?
03:53:10
Post it.
03:53:11
Can you imagine the Flint Water Department handing out cups of Kool-Aid to kids?
03:53:17
Think about it. They probably did.
03:53:19
What?
03:53:20
Where is he talking about?
03:53:22
Just in Detroit. Somewhere.
03:53:24
So they took, Is that the soccer game?
03:53:28
No, they took.
03:53:29
So they were demoing houses
03:53:32
and in the not showing
03:53:34
them, demolishing them in the hole, you know, demolishing.
03:53:38
Yeah. Good. Good point.
03:53:40
In the holes in which, you know, the basements and whatnot were there.
03:53:44
They needed dirt.
03:53:46
So they took dirt from the old area.
03:53:49
That was the, not the South Lane Mall. The.
03:53:56
There's a lot of that going around.
03:53:57
So it was just contaminated.
03:54:00
So when they took down the Northville Downs, there was actually a lot of PCBs.
03:54:04
That's the main thing.
03:54:05
My actually, my girlfriend's sister was actually part
03:54:08
of a lawsuit from, Ohio.
03:54:12
Ohio State.
03:54:15
There was a certain designation of their, it wasn't Ohio
03:54:18
State proper, but it was one of their like designations of
03:54:22
was it Ohio State or was it fucking, I don't know,
03:54:26
North Carolina.
03:54:27
Regardless, there was an old building that they worked in
03:54:29
and there was insufficient AVC, Hvac, I don't know.
03:54:34
I said it differently, Hvac, regulations.
03:54:39
And there was, PCBs, which are, styrofoam cup poison, essentially.
03:54:46
Yeah.
03:54:46
Like it's just that small particular that's terrible for you
03:54:49
that you can breathe in, that you can't see.
03:54:50
That is part of building old building techniques.
03:54:54
And so she has and a lot of her colleagues had passed away
03:54:58
from the cancer from this actual situation.
03:55:03
And she had skin cancer and things on her head and stuff from this.
03:55:07
And yeah, so there's all kinds of weird shit.
03:55:10
So very similar.
03:55:12
When they bulldozed Northville Downs, there was very similar PCBs
03:55:15
that went out to the environment that, they realized after the fact.
03:55:19
So a lot of these older buildings are having this situation.
03:55:22
So they took, Northland Mall.
03:55:25
It was a Northland mall, but it was purchased by Southfield
03:55:29
at a certain point.
03:55:30
So it's, it was part of Southfield, but they took the dirt from that location
03:55:35
and then repurposed it in these landfills, even though the dirt was not, tested.
03:55:42
And then it was it's it's has that same type
03:55:45
of, it's got arsenic, it's got, asbestos.
03:55:49
It's got, PCBs.
03:55:51
And so that's kind of where that whole new epidemic,
03:55:57
as far as our state is concerned and our politics are concerned.
03:56:00
And Charlie the Dove, thank God people like him are doing that type of work.
03:56:05
I don't know where he gets his money and where he gets his funding from.
03:56:07
He is it these,
03:56:11
Pulitzer Prize winning?
03:56:12
It doesn't matter what the politics are.
03:56:14
He's out for,
03:56:17
finding resolve.
03:56:19
Yeah, but unfortunately, I talk to younger people, even,
03:56:23
you know, like, even younger than you, and they don't give a shit.
03:56:26
I didn't give a shit eating or that I don't give a shit either.
03:56:29
Dude.
03:56:31
But, I remember a bitch, I was interested,
03:56:33
she she she was like, I don't know if this made her break.
03:56:36
Break broke the relationship,
03:56:38
but I'm just like some dumb kid that just wants to play basketball.
03:56:41
The park and shit.
03:56:43
And she asked me something about, like, some conflict
03:56:45
overseas, and I'm like, yeah, I don't know.
03:56:48
And she's like, you haven't heard of that at all?
03:56:49
I'm like, yeah, I have no idea.
03:56:52
Oh no.
03:56:52
No record.
03:56:54
Oh, sorry.
03:56:54
Different kind.
03:56:55
No. Nowadays I do pay attention nowadays.
03:56:58
I hear of that. Yeah.
03:56:58
And I pay attention to it.
03:56:59
But at the same time, like I, I be able to have a conversation about it,
03:57:02
but I back then like that was like an age where it didn't matter.
03:57:09
Fact.
03:57:09
Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life. So
03:57:13
no, I, well, I've always been skinny, drunk and stupid.
03:57:16
Also high, usually more high and stupid, but I.
03:57:21
So when I was stupid, when I was that age, I didn't care because I was invincible
03:57:24
and I was going to live forever. And I didn't know at that age.
03:57:26
Well, they don't care, because nowadays they're like, everything's all fucked up.
03:57:30
There's no point, no back then, I knew that there was a whole order
03:57:34
of things that I didn't understand that I couldn't control.
03:57:37
Nowadays, I know there's a whole order of things
03:57:40
that I can't control, but I still want to bitch about it, you know?
03:57:44
Now I am aware of it and now I want to complain about it.
03:57:47
I know I'm not going to change anything.
03:57:49
The same thing I like to do is going to
03:57:53
change much, but as long as you can bitch about it, you hope
03:57:56
that maybe like enough bitching about it is going to change something.
03:57:59
You know, it sounds like spreading negativity to me.
03:58:02
Know when I say bitching about something, that doesn't mean it's in a negative.
03:58:05
I mean, it's a negative bitching about something,
03:58:08
but it could be bitching about something negative that's negative.
03:58:11
So that's actually a positive bitching.
03:58:13
And it's like I could bitch about rape.
03:58:15
Like, you know, I'm bitching about rape.
03:58:17
Does that mean that's negative?
03:58:19
Yes, it does.
03:58:22
Absolutely. Like rape.
03:58:23
This is bullshit. This is fucking negative.
03:58:26
That's what I have a long, long way there.
03:58:29
Like that's how that's one of the things I learned. Rape.
03:58:33
To me, I'm like, hey, your chair's on fire.
03:58:35
You should move so you don't die.
03:58:37
But people are like, oh, he's fine.
03:58:39
You shouldn't tell people negative shit like that. So
03:58:42
it's it's a different world, different generation.
03:58:44
They don't care about this shit.
03:58:46
Charlie little Duff looks more like our age.
03:58:49
Are you telling the neighbors about the toxic soil?
03:58:52
That's why we can relate to them.
03:58:54
But anybody that matters
03:58:55
who can really change things and has more time in their life,
03:58:58
my life is like, what, like a quarter of the way over?
03:59:01
I don't seem to know.
03:59:03
How were those donors last week?
03:59:04
Give me a kiss. Little boy was breathing.
03:59:07
Yeah.
03:59:08
It's the closest thing we have to immortality.
03:59:11
No, you you have the skills and you have.
03:59:14
Yeah.
03:59:15
Close thing I have to.
03:59:16
Immortality is my kids. Yeah.
03:59:19
Do you feel that way? Yeah.
03:59:20
Did you does it, like.
03:59:21
Do you like, feel like.
03:59:23
Oh, it's me now, that's weird to think, right?
03:59:25
It's just a completely different.
03:59:27
No, no.
03:59:27
If he would hear me say that because there's bad fathers, like there's terrible
03:59:31
fathers that the kids like, they're like, no, I want no association.
03:59:34
I'm different. Man.
03:59:36
Yeah, you could be different than your parents.
03:59:39
Yeah. Great point.
03:59:39
Words, to be honest.
03:59:40
Just turn it around and say if they were to say,
03:59:42
oh, you're just like your dad, I'd be like,
03:59:44
oh no, no, my dad was a good man, but I'm nothing like him.
03:59:48
I mean, obviously the whole goal of the whole
03:59:51
that whole situation is like, you try to do what you do
03:59:56
regardless of like you're like, number
03:59:58
one, you want to provide a springboard and people call that privilege.
04:00:01
But most people call that responsibility
04:00:05
and try to provide for those you love.
04:00:10
Yeah.
04:00:10
But if you pray as you provide too much, they end up being spoiled assholes.
04:00:14
Yeah, right.
04:00:15
No, no responsibility whatsoever.
04:00:17
The thing I've heard the most that I stick with and I say a lot now,
04:00:20
I just started saying it, but I always thought it.
04:00:23
The best three words I ever heard
04:00:26
for parenting was three were examples.
04:00:29
Three where, for example, I'm going to say it again
04:00:32
just to make sure, because I may have been talked over the best three words
04:00:36
to parenting that is the best thing is example, example, example.
04:00:40
Not exactly that. Always. That's it.
04:00:43
You can Rob Reiner's kids bro.
04:00:47
You. We don't know that.
04:00:48
There's nobody knows the whole story except the parents and the kids.
04:00:51
I don't know how to basically think, oh, about a piece of shit more than I know.
04:00:55
And so the piece of shit is just I mean, look at it.
04:00:58
Example, example, example.
04:01:00
So you're saying Rob Reiner was like a murderous
04:01:03
asshole because his kid was.
04:01:06
He had to have been. Right. Because example.
04:01:08
All right.
04:01:09
So by saying you can always extend know and you're a parent,
04:01:12
every single individual person is different.
04:01:15
Every single.
04:01:16
That's absolute most thing whenever what
04:01:19
what bothers me about like
04:01:23
human experience is the fact that people think that just because
04:01:26
somehow a different race, like
04:01:29
if if a black person grew up right next door to me, somehow
04:01:33
his experience is different than mine because we grew up in the same
04:01:38
neighborhood at the same time.
04:01:41
Well, there's a spectrum that the same school is like.
04:01:43
Obviously you have a similar experience than somebody that lived in China, but you
04:01:47
you obviously also have two different that's it's weird too, right?
04:01:50
People don't go, oh, why?
04:01:51
Why is and why, why
04:01:54
why is there more diversity in China?
04:01:57
They're Chinese supremacists over there.
04:02:01
Oh my God, Africa.
04:02:02
They're full of African supremacists.
04:02:05
Brazil. They're full of Brazilian
04:02:08
supremacist Mexico.
04:02:09
They're full of Mexican supremacists.
04:02:12
It's weird how the nation isn't in us to win.
04:02:15
And why do they call it a race?
04:02:16
It's weird how these nations are so, like, catered
04:02:20
to the demographic of their area.
04:02:25
I just realize the strategy of these people in this video
04:02:27
by giving them donuts when they all die of sick disease in the next 15 years,
04:02:32
they'd be like, well, how do you know
04:02:33
it wasn't the fucking donuts that you were eating?
04:02:35
We have a we have a camera, Krispy Kreme.
04:02:39
What Leduff here gets is really just it's more but more or less the photo.
04:02:43
She's smart. So here we are
04:02:46
at Detroit
04:02:47
City's moved up and brownies last week.
04:02:51
It was demoting donuts.
04:02:53
Maybe next week it'll be Taco Tuesday in toxic soil.
04:02:58
Yeah.
04:02:58
The toxic soil there's we're getting a new, football club.
04:03:01
I'm not sure if you're aware. Soccer.
04:03:03
Do you CFC again,
04:03:06
the same one, but they're they're upgrading their stadium
04:03:09
and their building area or they're moving it.
04:03:12
They're building it on the old hospital.
04:03:13
And they've been battling ten years to make it like safe.
04:03:16
And they haven't done anything.
04:03:18
They didn't take away the 40ft of soil or whatever that I read way back
04:03:22
when that they had to.
04:03:23
But suddenly opening next year
04:03:26
is the kick ass brand new fucking item sponsored by somebody.
04:03:30
It's all glass.
04:03:30
Looks amazing. Probably Dan Gilbert,
04:03:34
and I think if there's nobody living there but the people that were like,
04:03:36
if you go there to a game or two, the exposure is probably not going to be
04:03:39
that big a deal with the people that work there are going to be fucked up.
04:03:43
So the dirt that's being put
04:03:45
into Detroit is touch
04:03:49
it. It's none.
04:03:50
It's not fit for human touching like so.
04:03:54
And they're right.
04:03:55
So in these people are not educated that that's the case.
04:03:59
And so you have
04:04:02
houses that have been bulldozed and then filled with this dirt.
04:04:05
And then next door there's a house and the people next door are not educated.
04:04:10
That right next door, they're not very well either.
04:04:14
Yeah, but you're not educated.
04:04:16
That right next door there is a house.
04:04:17
The the dirt there is unfit for human touch.
04:04:21
Now, there I hear number one.
04:04:23
But number two, you're not educated that.
04:04:25
Hey, don't go anywhere near it.
04:04:26
Also, that's their problem in 2026.
04:04:29
If you don't know something, it's kind of your fault.
04:04:36
Like, I think you know, these do the responsible thing and say, hey,
04:04:39
this is a fuck up and this is going to be a slow progress to fix.
04:04:43
But, just don't go and it will mark them.
04:04:47
Don't go near them.
04:04:49
Don't consume the water.
04:04:50
Don't plant anything that you're going to consume.
04:04:54
Yeah. So you said you were.
04:04:57
Oh, I know you said hydroponic.
04:04:57
You grow outside.
04:04:59
Yeah, but we all do. Raised my my my do.
04:05:02
Yeah.
04:05:02
That's a we didn't even think about any of those shit before.
04:05:05
But yeah, we just do we, we have raised garden beds.
04:05:08
We just put in our potatoes.
04:05:09
They're going to be done in about I tried grow them
04:05:12
grow bags, grow back them aluminum troughs.
04:05:16
Yeah, I guess so.
04:05:17
But I bought them in little room troughs I of.
04:05:19
But the reason I was bringing that up on the outside.
04:05:22
So you don't grow anything, just on the ground,
04:05:24
like in a regular plain old garden.
04:05:25
No, no. Not currently. No.
04:05:27
And I don't think I ever would probably know if you would.
04:05:31
Let's just hypothetically say, wouldn't you test the soil?
04:05:35
Yeah, but I don't understand.
04:05:36
I don't understand what to test for. I'm not educated.
04:05:39
I don't expect to be.
04:05:41
So whatever county you live in on all those levels.
04:05:43
So that's why I do a raised by the Senate.
04:05:46
That's why I control it.
04:05:49
Yeah, but if so, there's arsenic even in a raised bed for whatever reason, it
04:05:52
I don't know if I jump soil, I don't know, I know I do.
04:05:55
It's it's it's it's not raised touching the same soil.
04:06:01
It's but they don't want to tell the neighbors about that.
04:06:03
I bought that that I bought swaths.
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No. Did he say thousands of holes, stainless steel troughs
04:06:12
that I then grow in that have drainage holes in them.
04:06:15
So if you drink right to the neighbor's yard,
04:06:20
I wish billions of dollars,
04:06:23
but they can't give interviews.
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And the well, they can't give interviews, Charlie,
04:06:30
because they're working for somebody else and they'll get fired
04:06:34
like anybody that you want to interview that has any decision making purposes.
04:06:37
Not on site.
04:06:38
They're you got to ask a card for their boss, and we'll go to that boss,
04:06:42
and then you will eventually get to somebody.
04:06:43
You can sit down and talk to you.
04:06:45
I think he's, he is not just saying that.
04:06:49
To say that I think he means exactly what you're saying is higher ups.
04:06:52
I don't I think he's he understands that these are just workers.
04:06:57
He's not just some asshole.
04:06:58
He is that very he's very blue collar oriented.
04:07:01
The fact that he's trying to he he more than likely is trying to get to
04:07:07
the higher ups
04:07:08
that are making these decisions and calling these.
04:07:11
And the fact that I'm sure he's being told that they don't want to talk.
04:07:15
And then he makes these comments, that's where the dirt he's doing is not
04:07:20
I don't see where the dirt is going.
04:07:21
And aboard the what are you going to use nails.
04:07:25
That's fascinating.
04:07:27
I think they're
04:07:29
nails and boards.
04:07:31
Fascinating.
04:07:32
The no one from the neighborhood here, the brownies,
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they have peanuts in them.
04:07:38
No, no, wait.
04:07:40
So these these snack tables are actually Detroit Sink.
04:07:43
Yeah.
04:07:43
They they put them in to
04:07:47
look at the little talk a truck that's it's like it's like a pit.
04:07:51
It's such a pit. It's pandering.
04:07:53
They're literally going hey,
04:07:54
it's like the little stickers that say you been a good boy is trust the police.
04:08:00
And that's what
04:08:00
he's that's what he's criticizing.
04:08:03
Very rich.
04:08:06
Are you pals? Are I?
04:08:08
Would you trust the chocolate?
04:08:09
It's probably got fucking toxic dirt.
04:08:12
And he got it.
04:08:13
I think there are.
04:08:14
Okay, so what's this about these brownies bought?
04:08:18
Why the numbers? Why?
04:08:21
Well, because pot is legal now, and everybody's fucking high.
04:08:26
Those kind of.
04:08:27
I know they don't have to be.
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Just when they were high at the last meeting and somebody said,
04:08:34
hey, it'd be cool if we gave these brownies out.
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And I don't mean pot brownies, I just mean delicious brownies.
04:08:40
They're like, we could we could probably make a few people
04:08:42
even not even question what the fuck we're doing.
04:08:44
They'll just be like, oh, what's this?
04:08:46
But on the on the downside, it's going to attract people
04:08:49
while they're standing there just like him.
04:08:51
He's going to be like, what's this?
04:08:53
What's this all about?
04:08:54
I didn't even know that there was a thousand.
04:08:56
Now these are too hot to touch.
04:08:58
How bad is this and where are we getting the money to fix it?
04:09:01
Any questions? Yeah, but have been running. Let me put it in.
04:09:04
No shit.
04:09:05
What?
04:09:05
You just had a.
04:09:06
He just wrote it from a paper.
04:09:10
Yeah.
04:09:10
He could have just handed him that paper because you have to put it in writing.
04:09:13
It's like I literally just read it from there.
04:09:16
Let him go.
04:09:17
No, because he does have that same asshole nature.
04:09:19
So it's up with the he's going to say, well, you got to email it dirt.
04:09:24
Here's my it's in writing. Yeah.
04:09:27
There's also, you know, the part where you submit it
04:09:30
through the communications office can know it pretty
04:09:33
much is what I
04:09:36
actually know how it works.
04:09:37
He's denying the four.
04:09:38
Yeah.
04:09:39
He's he's he's that is how foil works.
04:09:43
He's not breaking the law. You can't just write.
04:09:45
He already has a for you.
04:09:46
He already has the foil though I think is the point.
04:09:48
He's breaking state law.
04:09:50
We had drivers say they took I-75
04:09:53
directly and dumped it into the former mayor's best buddies.
04:09:57
Holes, and the current mayor's former lover.
04:10:00
So what's up with it?
04:10:02
I'm not going to go in his neighborhood and tell him what's going it.
04:10:05
You watch.
04:10:06
Welcome.
04:10:06
Mike Duggan is essentially what he said.
04:10:09
And then some of the Mike Duggan's cohorts because.
04:10:12
Right. It's there's some similar Kilpatrick
04:10:15
not big
04:10:16
bragging but little brownie parties because they don't want you to surprise
04:10:20
anybody is on the show.
04:10:21
So and I was and I'm like the smarter and more to me their mouth.
04:10:26
Hey let's let's finish that sentence.
04:10:28
Brownies and board up and bullshit. Wow.
04:10:34
Jim I bless when you're okay.
04:10:38
Manyama Charlie your soil potato la tierra.
04:10:41
And that's all yours is in pharma poison.
04:10:47
Oh, and you get carry.
04:10:50
You okay?
04:10:51
That's a I expect any different response from your
04:10:55
a l residents. Oh.
04:11:01
Are you telling the neighbors about the toxic soil
04:11:04
was so bad she had no idea what the fuck he said.
04:11:07
She's just like, oh she's like, are you going to go?
04:11:10
It is essentially all she was thinking.
04:11:12
She's like, oh, okay, how do I get you to go and see?
04:11:16
What do you want?
04:11:17
Right.
04:11:17
If you see, you do not send me home
04:11:23
right.
04:11:25
Ice cream.
04:11:27
Ice cream.
04:11:30
See what I did there?
04:11:30
The ice cream, the.
04:11:34
Yeah.
04:11:35
I got three other mash ups that I'm not going to do because they're horrendous.
04:11:39
Let's see how horrendous it is.
04:11:41
Well, I've got, Gary and I rendition.
04:11:47
I think it's closer.
04:11:48
But I do have to ask you.
04:11:54
We'd all be,
04:11:56
you know, what song it is?
04:11:58
I've got the.
04:12:01
Crisis undercover, used by
04:12:04
Gary and, from early, early
04:12:08
in our music fudging around this.
04:12:11
So you're you're not wondering then why your channel gets banned
04:12:14
if you have questions.
04:12:15
Underoos as a subject matter, you understand, right.
04:12:18
Well, I mean, like, it's it's just a.
04:12:24
It's, What do you call that
04:12:27
I, pedophile, I don't know, abstract.
04:12:30
It's just an abstract. Like.
04:12:33
No, no, it's just that's so like an abstract could be.
04:12:36
I'm not sure what you mean, but when you say crotchless underoos.
04:12:40
I know exactly what you mean.
04:12:43
You mean it's so rank that you think it's funny.
04:12:48
I totally get it.
04:12:50
Because it's so ridiculous that nobody would ever, ever.
04:12:54
But then you start to realize it's 2026 and with all the fucking files
04:12:57
and shit coming out that like, maybe, just maybe, well, this was it's not that.
04:13:02
It's not a 20 years ago.
04:13:03
This is like 20 years ago.
04:13:05
See, there's half the people here.
04:13:06
They're going, ha, that's fucking hilarious.
04:13:08
Because, you know, it's gross.
04:13:09
Nobody is like 20 years.
04:13:11
Wait, not a song about it.
04:13:12
It's just a it's a very abstract song.
04:13:15
And that just happens to be what if one person hears
04:13:18
it goes, ooh, I never even thought of that.
04:13:21
And they're thinking about it the wrong way.
04:13:24
I don't know if they would
04:13:26
divulge that from the abstract nature of the song,
04:13:29
but what's the difference between someone watching a street
04:13:31
scream movie and going, oh, I wish they had the scream murderers?
04:13:35
There was Scream the scream movie liable.
04:13:37
Oh, I forgot to bring that up.
04:13:39
Yeah, but the scream murder is sexualizing children
04:13:41
before they get murdered. No, but the scream murderers.
04:13:44
Let's see on list.
04:13:45
You just skip past the line like I brought this up.
04:13:48
No, but I brought the.
04:13:49
I brought the case up in previous episodes because it's one of my favorite.
04:13:52
Like true crime you will explore with us is one of my favorite, like YouTube
04:13:56
true crime.
04:13:57
But, these dudes are they both have a boner for this chick.
04:14:02
Well, their buddy also has a boner
04:14:04
for this chick, and she's into their buddy
04:14:07
and they're cool at first, but then, like, does she have underoos on?
04:14:12
Because maybe you're thinking about it.
04:14:14
I'm thinking of adult women with with crotches
04:14:16
under his on and it's kind of hot.
04:14:17
No, actually don't make adults don't have underoos on this is the problem there.
04:14:22
So there's Scooby-Doo in my in my mind for some of.
04:14:25
Yeah, yeah it is.
04:14:27
But yeah, the the scream murderers, they,
04:14:35
Yeah, that one was the one.
04:14:37
Dude, it's the best part of it, but also the worst part of it
04:14:40
where he murders, they go in and they fake,
04:14:43
like, turn lights on and off and like, it's their buddy is
04:14:48
hanging out with this chick, and they know that they're there,
04:14:51
and they hang out and take it out, and they go on, and they
04:14:53
they plan this, and they go, and they murder.
04:14:57
Wait, is this the backstory just for the lyrics of the song that you wrote?
04:15:00
I can't remember.
04:15:02
No, this is this is the actual murder story.
04:15:05
This is completely different from the song.
04:15:06
I'm like, dude, you have an incredible writing style.
04:15:08
I've never thought so much of a backstory just for some lyrics,
04:15:11
but that'd be really, I can't know, but I can't remember if they attack the dude
04:15:16
their friend or not if he dies or not, but I know that they murder
04:15:19
her friends, remember?
04:15:20
But the problem was they both had a had a boner for her.
04:15:23
And so they, they fake like a kind of a scream
04:15:26
esque murder because they were obsessed with horror movies and then.
04:15:30
So they murder her and then they and then,
04:15:33
they're, they film all this because they're talking about it.
04:15:38
They're filming,
04:15:40
before they do it.
04:15:41
They film after they're doing it, and they drive away,
04:15:44
and the one kid goes, oh my God, I can't believe he killed everyone.
04:15:48
Her name was Carly or something. Whatever.
04:15:50
And then he goes, oh, the one guy goes, oh my God, I'm so horny right now.
04:15:54
And it's like, it's the weirdest fucking like, sure it's yeah.
04:16:00
If you look it up, it's the Scream murders on YouTube.
04:16:03
Multiple sites, have broken that case down.
04:16:08
But you will explore with us is the best one, if you were to look that up.
04:16:12
It's a weird fucking true crime case, but it's fucking interesting
04:16:15
as shit and disgusting as hell.
04:16:21
Well, the sped up Michael Jackson's
04:16:23
voice further and faster and higher than it is, right? You
04:16:28
do. It's me.
04:16:29
The last place I was working at,
04:16:31
some of the people were like, playing Michael Jackson.
04:16:34
Almost every day.
04:16:36
And then in my head, I'm just like.
04:16:37
Yeah, I remember, like, you know, you were a kid
04:16:40
and like, a new album came out that was like the most popular shit when,
04:16:43
like, in your friend group
04:16:44
or whatever, and like, oh, like, you expect to just hear it all the time
04:16:48
or like a movie came out and there was a soundtrack
04:16:51
and it's like, oh, yeah, of course like that.
04:16:53
Like that's what everyone's into right now.
04:16:55
And my head, I was just kind of like, it's weird how the MJ documentary came out
04:16:59
and everyone's like, oh yeah, let's play MJ all the time now
04:17:02
because these were like, it was like a younger kids at this place
04:17:07
first kind of, I'm sure.
04:17:08
And yeah, I'm sure Michael Jackson would have been into that.
04:17:13
He's not a kid fucker.
04:17:14
He's a kid saver.
04:17:18
I mean, yeah, apparently the kids he was taking.
04:17:20
Yeah, he savors them.
04:17:21
Yes, he does definitely love.
04:17:23
That is what I meant. Okay.
04:17:26
First concert I ever saw was Michael Jackson.
04:17:28
MJ. Really?
04:17:29
Yeah.
04:17:30
I would say people's jam to, Marky Mark was there,
04:17:34
criss cross, criss cross.
04:17:37
Those are the main two.
04:17:39
I can't remember who else was there, but those are the main two.
04:17:41
Fuck people's Jam two.
04:17:43
96.3 or.
04:17:45
Yeah. No, people's jam.
04:17:48
Yeah, that's what it was called.
04:17:52
With the people, it was actually People's Jam two.
04:17:54
We went I went to.
04:17:58
I'm not familiar.
04:17:59
It was, it was at, it was at,
04:18:02
there was a pipe.
04:18:03
No boy bands.
04:18:04
We don't.
04:18:04
What people seem to do is Criss Cross was there, Marky Mark
04:18:07
talking about people's jam two, the radio station, JBL.
04:18:12
JBL, I think it was still JBL back then.
04:18:15
96 point no. I think it was different.
04:18:17
Strong songs are you looking up right now or do I need to look up?
04:18:21
Yeah, I Am the People's Jam appears to be a live music
04:18:24
event hosted at Revolution Hall.
04:18:28
And just in case you're wondering, Revolution Hall.
04:18:31
It was that fucking.
04:18:32
It was a recent mentions indicate it's a musical showcase that occurred
04:18:37
occurs mercuriadis Mark.
04:18:43
It's also the people's pierogi.
04:18:44
It's a Detroit based food vendor from Eastern Market.
04:18:51
Bill black.
04:18:52
No, I don't know.
04:18:55
People's jam two doesn't show up.
04:18:58
You find in it.
04:19:00
Just type it in people's jam two pie and, criss cross Marky Mark.
04:19:04
And I'm going to, it'd be funny if it never existed.
04:19:07
And you imagine the whole thing.
04:19:09
People jam.
04:19:09
Two is a high profile concert held on May 1992 at pine Music Theater.
04:19:14
And, family.
04:19:14
No, no, famously known as the Music Theater.
04:19:17
So we have always been fine.
04:19:19
Nobody else knows except
04:19:22
the show was sponsored by Detroit radio station
04:19:24
96 point 3WHT and feature lineup of 90s pop, hip hop,
04:19:29
90s pop, and hip hop acts, including Criss
04:19:33
Cross, Marky Mark.
04:19:36
Tell me more.
04:19:37
Are you fucking asshole?
04:19:43
I was there, no, I'm the one.
04:19:45
We had lawn seats. I had shirts from it.
04:19:47
I wish I still had them, but.
04:19:49
So I mean, just so you know,
04:19:51
Marky Mark is a is a boy band while headlined by Chris Cross and Mikey.
04:19:55
Mark and the Funky Bunch.
04:19:56
These radio sponsored folks, you see the Funky Bunch two
04:20:00
of apparently, but obviously Marky Mark was the
04:20:04
main focus of their, causes during the massive success of their album
04:20:08
Totally Crossed Out, famous for their signature stuff with their shows.
04:20:13
It's so stupid.
04:20:14
My friend who died from a car accident years ago, I remember,
04:20:19
he in kindergarten, first grade,
04:20:23
during show and tell, he went to the bathroom
04:20:25
and came back out with his pants and his shirt backwards, and he was like.
04:20:30
And he was like, yeah, this is my show and tell.
04:20:32
And I was kind of confused because.
04:20:34
And he's like, yeah, this is my favorite album.
04:20:36
This is Chris Cross.
04:20:38
And I'm like, yeah, we're all fans of that album.
04:20:41
And it was just kind of weird.
04:20:42
But I was always envious of him because I was like,
04:20:44
oh, that's so cool that you're with the band.
04:20:46
You had your shit backwards.
04:20:48
This isn't gay at all.
04:20:51
You said the Baby Boy in 1992.
04:20:53
So I was like to you.
04:20:57
I was in sixth grade.
04:20:58
I graduated sixth grade in 1996.
04:21:06
I was in second grade.
04:21:08
And so Jesus Christ, second grade.
04:21:14
I think that's too young to go to it.
04:21:16
Yeah.
04:21:16
So no that was at that maybe Marky Mark, not Chris Cross.
04:21:20
I have two older brothers.
04:21:22
So we were on the line at.
04:21:26
I think we probably
04:21:26
left before even the final like,
04:21:30
oh no, we couldn't, we wouldn't have because I would.
04:21:32
I would have wanted to see Chris Cross. That was my my shit.
04:21:34
Oh, just so you know, there's one more day, $30
04:21:39
tickets.
04:21:41
You know, the summer jam, Summer of love that they have every year.
04:21:44
For what? Who?
04:21:46
The handful of concerts.
04:21:52
Most of them are the shittiest seat.
04:21:55
So if you're still at that age, it's a really good deal.
04:21:57
But you can get any ticket.
04:22:00
But for a lot of the good ones have already sold out, but still a lot of it.
04:22:03
I gotta we, I gotta we if it's,
04:22:07
$30 and it includes parking because you don't have doesn't charge
04:22:11
for parking unless you want to.
04:22:11
I've got a song.
04:22:12
But we gotta, we I gotta we don't start the song.
04:22:17
He didn't start the song.
04:22:19
I gotta we that.
04:22:20
Then I think next week's topic was grit.
04:22:23
No grift.
04:22:26
But it won't be. He'll say it.
04:22:28
But unless I make the thing tonight, it won't be.
04:22:33
It won't be.
04:22:35
But if anybody's still here, you can put in the comments.
04:22:37
What you think we could make good topics to talk about?
04:22:41
I'm pretty sure we're, what we do when we hit our third year.
04:22:43
We may just drop the topic in the title all together, because it'll save me
04:22:47
a good, I don't know, half hour every week
04:22:51
and we'll get the best out draws.
04:22:53
Advice. We should all look and act the same.
04:22:55
Not exactly the same,
04:22:56
but we should have like the A fixture look with like the hat and the white coat.
04:22:59
So obviously the title screen, the first thing you see in the first 10s
04:23:03
and all you millennials, which there's no millennials watching,
04:23:06
can't really watch anything for more than 10s.
04:23:08
So if we don't have something really cool, the first 10s probably is going
04:23:11
to click away. So
04:23:14
we'll get the same
04:23:15
identifiable title screen with just the actual show.
04:23:18
I was hoping we could stay with what that would have been cool
04:23:20
if we just stayed with Flashdance live.
04:23:22
What?
04:23:23
And then just change the number episode,
04:23:26
because what could be anything?
04:23:30
But now we're going to do next week.
04:23:33
Grift.
04:23:35
Grift. So.
04:23:39
We don't really ask for anything, though.
04:23:40
We do the show totally for free.
04:23:42
We don't like threatened like other shows say, hey, well,
04:23:44
if you don't give me money, there's no point me being here.
04:23:46
I'm not doing this for free.
04:23:47
And fuck you, I'm only giving you a half a show and just leave.
04:23:51
I'm proud that for whatever reason, I've never been able
04:23:53
to get any of the ad money out from rebel.
04:23:54
So we have never been paid. We are beholden to no one.
04:23:57
Nobody pays for this.
04:23:58
We do it for no reason, so there's no reason to listen.
04:24:01
No, I wait, I went too far.
04:24:03
There's plenty reasons to listen.
04:24:05
Whether you are or you are not.
04:24:09
According to new physics,
04:24:10
the show doesn't even exist in your world unless you listen,
04:24:14
which makes perfect sense.
04:24:15
This is why I don't do the show by myself.
04:24:17
I have no idea what I'm talking about.
04:24:19
I can only react.
04:24:20
I cannot just simply
04:24:23
what is it called?
04:24:25
Riff grift?
04:24:26
I can't riff, I can't monologue.
04:24:29
You doing this show by yourself right now?
04:24:31
Yeah, but not really.
04:24:33
I'm just, stalling.
04:24:36
You're just kind of grifting.
04:24:38
I was going to play another mash up, but I didn't.
04:24:41
Grifting is just asking for money, right?
04:24:44
Swindling, I mean, confidence,
04:24:46
a con, a fraud designed to obtain money
04:24:49
or property through deceit rather than force.
04:24:53
It acts like are the only two options to get money.
04:24:57
Why would it say through
04:24:59
design, to obtain money or property through deceit rather than force?
04:25:03
What about earning it?
04:25:06
What a weird thing to say. I
04:25:09
grift, but speaking of I, this is
04:25:13
Gary and I song, which is called
04:25:15
crushes on the Ruth.
04:25:18
This is, remix of an.
04:25:23
Hahahahahahaha.
04:25:24
But this is written by Gary.
04:25:27
Oh, you did that.
04:25:28
Okay, that's part of what I just is.
04:25:31
Oh, my God. Just exploded into fragments.
04:25:33
God damn it.
04:25:34
I've gathered multiple pieces, but the directions are Spanish.
04:25:37
A man is Muslim. Cabin. God, rabbit, you fat bitch.
04:25:39
This man's baggage makes me want to choke a fat.
04:25:41
But it's outlandish.
04:25:43
I'm an outlaw bandit.
04:25:44
The man can't stand in front of a gotta dance without.
04:25:46
Get arrested. Can't they see I lost my binoculars.
04:25:48
And the point I had for vantage.
04:25:50
I'll kill this lady.
04:25:50
Says I left white marks on her grandkids.
04:25:53
My sex for my cock.
04:25:56
It likes Bieber, so I call it Eddie Haskell.
04:25:58
The actual size of rascal.
04:26:00
That's dull. Since his last book.
04:26:01
Pound it flat like a satchel to my lips, full of cock shrapnel.
04:26:05
You might say. That's bull. It's factual.
04:26:07
I smash up my package, blacked out, came to where I can.
04:26:10
The real voice bashful, casually abstract or passionately flattered.
04:26:15
I got to get him to do this. Gaston.
04:26:16
Yo, bull, I'll pack you a bowl. That's cool.
04:26:19
You pay for the Premiere Pro.
04:26:21
Whatever. Top two.
04:26:22
Like you put it up like people's voice.
04:26:24
The luminous flash pool. Look at my flap tool.
04:26:26
After rinsing with that,
04:26:27
I wish you would crab drool bound and gagged on the back of my dad's mule.
04:26:31
Sell some dope and make some quick cash.
04:26:33
Come back home and play some strip crack Crotchless Underoos.
04:26:37
Toys R us is my hangout.
04:26:39
I like to walk around with my ring out.
04:26:42
I always have GHB and hang out.
04:26:44
I like to wash my make out boys.
04:26:47
Our house is my hangout.
04:26:48
Oh, I like to walk around with my oh, we have GHB and tell you all.
04:26:54
I like to watch the Wiggles and we make out Xanax
04:26:57
lollipops and Percocet gumdrops.
04:27:00
They have the wiggles back. Come and stops,
04:27:03
right?
04:27:03
I'm an off base and in poor taste.
04:27:05
You can make a case where the wiggles around to be sprayed with mace.
04:27:09
Brought face to face with distracted ways to stay away from the human waste.
04:27:13
What to do? Hey, I like just kiss my face in the face.
04:27:16
Lost in space that just gave way to trace.
04:27:18
Thank you gaze I'm a waste of space.
04:27:19
Disgraced race in Spain I'm spraying fake razor waves at your grave I'm a cop.
04:27:24
I'm an exec tech man with a plan for the planet.
04:27:26
But instead I'll take a shit even while I'm standing and running.
04:27:29
It's funny. It's not funny. We said that before.
04:27:32
But even if it isn't sunny, it's okay.
04:27:34
Come here. Sunny, let me make you all blood on me.
04:27:37
All lovely.
04:27:38
I'll take you when your happy on you too.
04:27:40
Oh my being so white. See.
04:27:42
And it's kind of like goofy.
04:27:43
Isn't it cute how I watch the Joneses with you?
04:27:46
I like the youngest and I can be anything I'm supposed beneath their pool,
04:27:50
just to get close enough to stick in the finger, scratch less under you.
04:27:54
Cause I want you to know it.
04:27:56
New under rules are under you.
04:27:59
I always have GHB and hang out.
04:28:02
I like like the way it sounds.
04:28:04
It's always I trust is my name. I
04:28:07
black screen for.
04:28:08
Oh have GHB entire oh like to watch the wiggles and we make our
04:28:14
necks lollipops and Percocet gumdrops.
04:28:17
Get it dirty, Sanchez.
04:28:18
When the coming stops,
04:28:20
there should be more of us. And more or less.
04:28:22
That's why the good Lord swore to us we'd have scores, more wars
04:28:24
and sluts than he can even afford us.
04:28:26
So come on, explore the forest.
04:28:28
We can forage for some more horrors and some porridge.
04:28:31
You were forewarned. Don't look so forlorn.
04:28:33
These bags are enforced at the floorboards of jokes foretold.
04:28:36
Must be stored in my worn, explored flora, adorned with porn.
04:28:39
Easy in Lawrence.
04:28:40
Working on the hook for this course I started while I was attending
04:28:44
a gardening party.
04:28:45
A party that is largely because I ate the top.
04:28:48
There was no cause, as you see, it's all because I was tripping on acid
04:28:52
and squinty got so much I can barely see the scared of me.
04:28:55
All because I said I believe in dance and trees.
04:28:57
I had to be, I said had because I just wet myself.
04:29:00
I pushed. See, that's what you should have went the class.
04:29:03
You want it out. But I keep staring at your ass.
04:29:06
I can think when I think, I think I know about the past.
04:29:08
This planet is full of a bunch of trippy pants, folks who dance around and drag
04:29:12
and stitch pattern.
04:29:13
It doesn't matter if the tattered or tailored for sailors.
04:29:16
I'm a player when it comes to sneaky shit like snakes and alligators.
04:29:19
It sounds like Hades and you'll never see the way I clutch this under use.
04:29:32
Watch.
04:29:33
I never use.
04:29:36
Crotchless.
04:29:37
These are underused.
04:29:40
We need to use more crotchless.
04:29:46
Oh, you're good crotch picker.
04:29:48
We'll still very, very broken.
04:29:51
Are you playing music or is that a man?
04:29:54
And there is a man.
04:29:56
Well, it's weird because, yes, I am playing music.
04:30:01
But it's not one on your end.
04:30:04
I would never play.
04:30:05
I would never play music on your end.
04:30:08
What about in the moon?
04:30:09
So you drink one beer. You're not an alcoholic.
04:30:12
You make one song on SoundCloud.
04:30:14
You're not a rapper.
04:30:16
But I suck one day,
04:30:18
okay?
04:30:22
Somebody put a link in the chat.
04:30:24
We don't support that.
04:30:26
We don't support links in chat.
04:30:29
Bullshit.
04:30:31
That was.
04:30:32
If you want to come on the show and share that information.
04:30:36
It's about,
04:30:37
hand gestures, investigative streams, programing and mind control.
04:30:40
Perfect rumble stuff.
04:30:42
Stop it.
04:30:48
That was my chair squeaking.
04:30:49
That a fart roar.
04:30:52
Shut up!
04:30:53
Trump says it was a fart.
04:30:57
What a stupid son of a bitch.
04:31:02
Oh. It's it's so weird.
04:31:12
So that song, that song pissed me off because.
04:31:18
Look, I guess not luck.
04:31:20
Because I don't want to, like.
04:31:23
Click on too much shit here.
04:31:24
But I've got multiple versions
04:31:28
of the same like normally what I've.
04:31:32
This is the first one I've done in maybe like a week, week and a half.
04:31:36
I fuck 5.5, unless you have, I guess
04:31:39
the vocal like the unique vocal shit, but they make you do.
04:31:43
You said, oh, you can use the vocals, but they make you do the repeat.
04:31:47
Sing stuff like, I need Gary, I need to upload Gary's voice.
04:31:52
But then I also need to have Gary here repeating the phrases that he
04:31:56
wants to say, because that's what it does.
04:31:59
So how how did I make your voice then?
04:32:03
Because you didn't. Well, I could just ask Gary to do it.
04:32:06
That's he wouldn't have a problem with it. That's.
04:32:08
You know what I mean?
04:32:09
And I would, I would probably do it either.
04:32:10
Not I don't think you're either,
04:32:12
but I asked that motherfucker two separate times to do it, okay,
04:32:15
I thought I thought so, and I thought that's why you did that, but you did not.
04:32:19
That's how you did that. If I do not, I did.
04:32:22
You all do it.
04:32:22
He's too dumb. I know exactly what you're talking about.
04:32:25
You click on it. It gives you, like, 60s to say.
04:32:27
Yeah, it's like, say that.
04:32:28
And I'm like, okay, I wonder if I could just like,
04:32:32
it's like a different thing every time.
04:32:33
And it's like, oh, okay, you guys are trying to be smarter than you.
04:32:36
Now what if you had your own AI set up in a lab, in your own computer lab,
04:32:41
and you could just say, hey, dude, I'll give you 12 seconds of Gary's voice
04:32:45
and then I'll type what I want Gary to say. Yeah.
04:32:47
The hardest part is, listen, take home put on speakerphone.
04:32:50
Yeah, I do, I tried that twice over two weeks, and I'm like, you know what?
04:32:54
I could wait and ask him again.
04:32:55
But clearly he's not interested.
04:32:57
He's right over the phone is the problem.
04:32:59
We could have done it on the show like I.
04:33:00
Hey, before we start the show,
04:33:01
while we're sitting there for that too, he's retarded. It's fine.
04:33:03
We all understand this is.
04:33:05
And the cool part is this. Dude. It's done.
04:33:07
It's stuck me for a while. I couldn't do it because I couldn't.
04:33:10
I couldn't render him saying that
04:33:13
in time for the timer to go.
04:33:15
But then one day, I don't know what.
04:33:17
I was setting up a new computer and I connected and it said, hey,
04:33:20
do you want to give give permission to your camera or your audio?
04:33:22
You know how your browser always says at the first time, right?
04:33:24
Yeah, well, I didn't say anything and I had all the fucking time in the world.
04:33:29
All of a sudden that the check
04:33:33
your voice just stopped at that point.
04:33:36
And so I could render whatever I, I copy and paste it.
04:33:39
It had my freaking.
04:33:41
I say whatever he said.
04:33:43
I did it for you too.
04:33:44
Probably committing a I'm acknowledging a crime, right?
04:33:48
Right on the well. I have to be the one to
04:33:52
press charges, right?
04:33:53
Or is I just in general.
04:34:00
It's a good point.
04:34:01
I don't think there's any charges. Depressed.
04:34:03
I mean, I'm the only one that's hurt, so I think I would have to be the one that
04:34:08
you're not hurt.
04:34:10
I made a right.
04:34:10
I mean, I'm just saying, in general, though, that would be the argument.
04:34:14
And I'm not making that argument.
04:34:15
I'm just saying I don't know if that's like,
04:34:18
love. Yeah.
04:34:19
The only way you do that is if I went in like,
04:34:23
made ransom texts or like, it'd be like if you if you were drunk driving
04:34:27
and you smashed it rather than, you know, the car that you were,
04:34:32
it was in Gary's name that you were driving instead of smashing
04:34:36
that into, like, whatever.
04:34:38
It's smashing to, you smashing to a human being and,
04:34:43
you just went, oh, that's not my car.
04:34:52
Yeah, I don't I mean,
04:34:55
I'd have to be pretty drunk to do that.
04:34:57
I'm just saying I like it.
04:34:59
As far as I is concerned.
04:35:02
What I thought you were talking about.
04:35:03
Well, what I mean, I sort of was.
04:35:06
What were you talking about before that? Yeah.
04:35:08
Mimicking people's voices and pretending like it was them.
04:35:13
But it's not really them,
04:35:16
correct? Yeah.
04:35:17
That's how you got to do it.
04:35:18
So you, you there's things online
04:35:20
where you can upload somebody that goes without talking about that.
04:35:23
Somebody gets in a car accident and it was really them.
04:35:25
But you pretended it wasn't really them.
04:35:28
So I, I was that was kind of the opposite, but good.
04:35:31
You got to have passwords with your, family and friends
04:35:34
or anybody that you care about.
04:35:35
So in case because I is going to, I is going to get so incredible that
04:35:39
you're going to be like FaceTiming with somebody that literally looks
04:35:42
like they're in trouble.
04:35:44
And right then and there
04:35:45
you're like, hey, what's the what's the secret phrase?
04:35:49
That way?
04:35:49
You know, typically they might not know it.
04:35:52
And I apparently are not even supposed to ask for the password
04:35:53
or the secret phrase, you have to come up with some cloak
04:35:55
and dagger shit, like in the old days, like the the Falcon guys.
04:35:58
And yeah, it's fucking hilarious.
04:36:01
So you say that my girlfriend is retarded?
04:36:05
Not exactly right.
04:36:08
No. She's just like, opposite brained is me.
04:36:11
I watch and listen to.
04:36:13
I watch, she's a watch.
04:36:15
You're a man.
04:36:16
I or almost I've read less words than her by far,
04:36:22
but have, like absorbed, more audible and
04:36:28
visual content than her, which she's read or not.
04:36:32
A reader.
04:36:33
She she I'm not a reader.
04:36:35
She is a reader.
04:36:36
And it's the weirdest reader. Or she well read.
04:36:39
Is she reading Harlequin romances or is she reading?
04:36:43
You know, she yeah, she's read.
04:36:44
I don't know what she's fucking reading, but she's a fucking reader.
04:36:46
But it's weird because you should she'll she'll mispronounce a word.
04:36:51
She'll mispronounce a
04:36:52
word and I'll be like, oh, like, why did you pronounce it that way?
04:36:56
And she's like, what do you mean?
04:36:58
And then she goes, yeah, I'm like, it's pronounced like this.
04:37:01
And she goes,
04:37:02
you know, I don't know.
04:37:04
I've only read that word before.
04:37:05
And I'm like, well, I've never read that before.
04:37:07
I've only heard that word before.
04:37:09
So I know how everyone pronounces it because I, I absorb more audible content.
04:37:14
I listen to podcasts and like all kinds of news and shit.
04:37:17
She doesn't at all.
04:37:18
She'll she'll read like books and shit.
04:37:21
And so it's just funny how all the time she'll just be like,
04:37:25
she'll mispronounce something because she's only read it.
04:37:28
And so she's phonetically saying, oh, she thinks it's supposed to be said.
04:37:32
I've heard it a thousand times, so I know how it's said, but I could.
04:37:36
I also can I do learn the fucking world.
04:37:40
I've always been perfect,
04:37:43
but it's
04:37:43
just because I'm that weird parallel autodidact.
04:37:47
So I also do.
04:37:48
I don't know the fuck I mean, I don't know, that means
04:37:51
it means I taught myself most everything by reading
04:37:53
it, and I never heard it.
04:37:57
And you're saying, okay, I, I pronounce a lot of things wrong.
04:38:01
Yeah.
04:38:01
I just, I,
04:38:03
I used to
04:38:06
like my parents used to get pissed off if I fell asleep with the TV.
04:38:10
You see that? I can see you're so pissed off.
04:38:12
What I would do is I would record.
04:38:15
I this little tape recorder.
04:38:16
So I also, I fucking home alone do I one of them little talk boys
04:38:21
but this little tape recorder that I would record television shows
04:38:25
so where I would then play them
04:38:28
while I would fall asleep like next to me
04:38:32
because I still wanted to like, I don't know, for some reason
04:38:35
I needed to fall asleep with like a show playing or some shit like that.
04:38:39
That's why I love so much about Seinfeld, because it's my show
04:38:42
that I just always playing in the background, right?
04:38:44
Yeah, right.
04:38:45
Simpsons was that shit for me. 100%.
04:38:49
But, I forget what else I would record, but I was only without it.
04:38:56
I, I always
04:38:58
usually fall asleep to tell it with sleep.
04:39:01
I learn now, though at my age I sleep way better in pitch black.
04:39:04
Cool temperature and no sound. Sometimes.
04:39:06
Yeah, sometimes it's nice to just kind of like, have nothing on
04:39:09
and you just kind of relax and sit there, but wow, I'm way harder to fall asleep.
04:39:13
You will sleep if I'm already tired.
04:39:15
If I'm already tired, yeah.
04:39:17
I'm not going to turn the fucking thing on.
04:39:19
I don't care if my life if I'm in charge of the TV when we're sleeping.
04:39:23
She puts a timer, which is like the best thing to do.
04:39:27
I have in our bedroom TV.
04:39:29
I have, so there's like, custom setting you,
04:39:32
there's a custom setting you can put on the TV.
04:39:35
It's a low grade light.
04:39:37
I turn all the, like the brightness down.
04:39:40
So it's like a very
04:39:42
low grade light from the TV.
04:39:44
You can still see it, but it's it's dumbed way the fuck down to where
04:39:48
the light is an intrusive and the volume is way down on the TV,
04:39:52
but we put it on like, just some random, like how it's made or,
04:39:57
a nature show or some shit, planet Earth planet.
04:40:03
No, I mean no,
04:40:06
we're not going to fuck the whales.
04:40:07
Fucking dude.
04:40:08
If we put Animal Planet on no Animal Planet,
04:40:11
I said Blue Planet.
04:40:15
Who wants to fuck the Earth?
04:40:16
Planet?
04:40:18
Everyone to us.
04:40:19
Dude. I'm telling. Here's advice to young people.
04:40:21
If you're with a bikini,
04:40:23
I don't think you do this on a first date
04:40:25
or a one night or whatever, but if you're with your woman
04:40:28
put on Animal Planet, there will be sex like you wouldn't believe, and you will
04:40:31
get laid
04:40:33
on the planet.
04:40:33
Play whatever the one with the nature.
04:40:37
Yeah, it's.
04:40:38
Yeah, maybe it's National Geographic, I don't know, you know,
04:40:41
when.
04:40:44
I don't know, I've never got me laid. But.
04:40:49
I did watch it
04:40:51
with female.
04:40:57
It could have got me on that.
04:40:58
I guess I was too much of a
04:41:00
I think, I don't think I went for it fully, but at the same time, wrong.
04:41:04
This cunt was also like, wait, I think we're on to something with my friend.
04:41:09
Maybe. And so I was just kind of like, you know what?
04:41:11
If you're like, dabbling with my friend, but also dabbling with me like that means
04:41:15
I really don't want much. I was always that way.
04:41:17
I don't know, it's like, I discovered her with your friend,
04:41:20
and then my buddy was like, oh, that's great.
04:41:23
And then all of a sudden he just, like, kind of dives in.
04:41:25
And when he kind of dove in, I'm like, oh,
04:41:27
well, I like I, I'm not like, you're my friend.
04:41:31
Also, I'm not going to like fight with a chick over you also.
04:41:33
Like, that's kind of gross because I'm not going to like do it like if you're like,
04:41:37
and then all of a sudden like it was like, okay, I guess I'm like bowing out.
04:41:41
And then that's when I,
04:41:43
sort of realized he wasn't the best, the greatest friend to me
04:41:48
and got a great friend like, sorry to hear that.
04:41:52
He was bad talking to me behind my back.
04:41:55
Where are we talking? We're in the same place.
04:41:57
Oh, this other guy I know, somebody that Will also was friends with that also.
04:42:01
Well, I cut well off way earlier than I did, to be honest.
04:42:05
So along with that, smarter than, you know, with that same old friend with,
04:42:08
along with that same old friend group, I remember the one.
04:42:10
Well, now we're living at the same apartment, and it was his birthday.
04:42:14
And, for some reason, we got mad about something for no reason
04:42:18
and decided to flip a table that we were had a bunch of drinks on.
04:42:22
It kind of went over.
04:42:23
It went. This is when we were in.
04:42:25
I was in my early 20s, like we were like 21, 22, 23.
04:42:32
It's fucking 20 years ago.
04:42:34
Seriously. 20 flip the table.
04:42:36
It'll be drinks, drinks one, drinks one over, all over.
04:42:39
Everyone fucking and one over over a bunch of, women that were there females.
04:42:45
And so everyone just kind of, like, left.
04:42:47
And he got mad at everyone and bitch everyone out.
04:42:50
And then, I was
04:42:53
apologizing to people and my one buddy Ronnie, who was leaving,
04:42:58
Ronnie who is not, Johnny, who is fucking
04:43:03
again?
04:43:04
Raj Sharma is the Joe that I literally told
04:43:07
Raj about that Raj is dead now the comedian.
04:43:11
But that's literally is the same person who I told him about.
04:43:15
That was like, yeah, I've got an Indian friend
04:43:16
to, like, just try to, like, relate.
04:43:17
Just like being some dumb white guy going, oh, you're Indian.
04:43:20
I've got an Indian friend.
04:43:21
We were, well, whatever.
04:43:25
He was
04:43:25
like, yeah, that's why we don't like, talk to well, as much anymore.
04:43:28
That's why we kind of like it.
04:43:30
Because we'll does stuff like this. Like.
04:43:32
And I was like, oh,
04:43:33
I wonder if things have happened that I wasn't there for, obviously. Yes.
04:43:36
And this was 20 years ago.
04:43:40
And,
04:43:42
you know, are you and then or just incredibly stupid.
04:43:45
Both. But.
04:43:46
Well, also that night out of my own apartment because we lived together
04:43:50
and so he tried to lock me out, but I had I had a key
04:43:53
was going to say, how do you get that again?
04:43:55
That's like, as far as you know, I you should never
04:43:58
if you gave up a key and didn't have it right here, that's on you.
04:44:02
My, our other friend, a mutual our friend together had had a friend,
04:44:08
his sister lived in the apartment complex across.
04:44:12
And we became friends with one of their neighbors because they.
04:44:16
And he just smoked weed, and he was just chilling.
04:44:18
He bringing his own shitty, you know, whatever.
04:44:21
That dude came over.
04:44:24
And so
04:44:25
he was one of the last people that came over.
04:44:28
And that's when we all, like, freaked out.
04:44:30
And so, like, I didn't want this guy
04:44:31
to think that, like, you know, we were assholes.
04:44:35
And so I went out, I went outside with them
04:44:38
and we hung out and we smoked weed, and we just kind of hung out up front.
04:44:41
And then when I went to try to go back inside the door was locked
04:44:44
and I was like, okay, this guy obviously shut the garage door on us
04:44:47
because he showed the garage door on us purposefully.
04:44:51
And I'm like, okay, well, like, I'll just go in the door.
04:44:55
And then he I go to the door and the door is locked.
04:44:57
And I'm like, well, I obviously McKim because I'm a dipshit.
04:45:02
Yeah.
04:45:02
Then that I put a
04:45:03
picture because he like, literally like he hadn't seen some of the friends
04:45:06
in a while and neither had I due to those situations in the past.
04:45:11
Well, due to other situations in the past.
04:45:14
And, the one buddy brought over a picture of, like, all of us,
04:45:18
like from a few years earlier, and I slept that shit on the fucking fridge,
04:45:22
like, you know, basically, you know, showing him like, hey,
04:45:25
dipshit, like, you know, and he, he always was want to apologize.
04:45:29
But that was 20 years ago.
04:45:31
And here he is doing the same type of horseshit to his friends.
04:45:34
And everyone else has to be the burden
04:45:38
of his bullshit.
04:45:44
And I just
04:45:45
I again, I give Gary all the grace in the world.
04:45:49
I'm not saying that you shouldn't help him.
04:45:51
You should do whatever the fuck he wants.
04:45:52
I, I just don't know what to do anymore as far as helping him or not helping him.
04:45:57
I don't want him to be in the gutter on the side of the road,
04:45:59
but at the same time again, he has a mommy as a daddy, as a sister.
04:46:03
His dad, as always, bail them out because his dad was not there for him
04:46:06
when he was younger because his emmit
04:46:07
his mom divorced, but his dad had money, so his dad paid for all of his what
04:46:11
lawyer bullshit and anything that fucking, you know, any any trouble he got into.
04:46:16
But I think that, well, as dried up and, I don't know.
04:46:22
And I don't know why that's his friend's problem.
04:46:25
I don't know why that's Gary's problem.
04:46:27
That should be his mom's problem.
04:46:28
His dad's problem and his sister's problem and his and his children's problem.
04:46:33
Unfortunately, because they're at that age to where they could probably
04:46:37
have jobs and probably help him out financially, because I.
04:46:42
Although that's the worst thing you would ever want.
04:46:45
Normally you want to have your children have a springboard
04:46:50
off of you to do better
04:46:52
and do do to do more than you did
04:46:56
or the equivalent, or be able to satisfy whatever they want to do
04:47:02
and do it happily, whether that be, you know, in the same or whatever.
04:47:06
You know what I'm saying, right?
04:47:08
So this is like, I don't know.
04:47:10
It's just it's just fucked up.
04:47:12
I don't know what Will is, is going to do
04:47:15
with the rest of his fucking life. But.
04:47:20
Since I've known him,
04:47:23
he's done nothing but just taper downhill
04:47:27
and bring those around him.
04:47:30
Just more and more burden and just.
04:47:36
Issues.
04:47:37
Unfortunately, for no reason.
04:47:40
No reason at all.
04:47:40
The idea is from the moment our eyes met.
04:47:43
It's not like.
04:47:44
It's not like his axis is against your charm, your Grace.
04:47:48
Dude, we are doing drugs, so she's not down with doing them.
04:47:52
She doesn't do them, but she.
04:47:53
As long as my man sustains my world.
04:47:56
Whatever. Just a glance.
04:47:57
She'll put up with it.
04:47:58
Complements my own in ways I never thought possible.
04:48:01
I cherish every moment we spend together, every touch, every kiss.
04:48:05
You are my love, my joy and my everything.
04:48:07
With you I feel complete, accepted and truly alive
04:48:11
to my ever, forever and always.
04:48:13
Your adoring partner, Gary.
04:48:19
I know it's hard to help a friend when a friend will help themselves,
04:48:22
and in a certain point, I just don't know what you do.
04:48:25
And I appreciate that Gary's there because that means I don't have to be.
04:48:29
And unfortunately, that makes me feel more comfortable.
04:48:33
Because otherwise I would feel less comfortable
04:48:38
because I'd be like, fuck, I need to do something.
04:48:42
But gotta move up. No.
04:48:44
No one's.
04:48:44
You have to do anything other than the man's direct family.
04:48:49
Gary?
04:48:51
Gary met that man working in a grocery store, so I don't know.
04:48:54
Yes, yes.
04:49:00
Gary.
04:49:02
Yeah.
04:49:05
Gary.
04:49:08
Yeah.
04:49:10
So I went hard on the creation myth.
04:49:13
We're going to raid somebody.
04:49:15
We're going to rape somebody.
04:49:17
I said, that's the same dude who I said the fucking I was holding that he was.
04:49:21
He wanted to take us.
04:49:22
I can't for the rest of life.
04:49:24
And this graduated high school,
04:49:25
and I'm pretty on a rush him out of the apartment now.
04:49:29
Legal drink farmers.
04:49:32
They're fucking freaking out.
04:49:33
Every word will. Same fucking person.
04:49:36
Wait.
04:49:36
We went out, we went out, we came back, we were drinking,
04:49:40
and, all of a sudden, he's sort of like, freaking out.
04:49:44
He decided to go into, like, we went back.
04:49:46
I went to drop him off and we went inside.
04:49:48
We were smoking a bit, and then all of a sudden
04:49:49
he just like one the he woke his family up.
04:49:53
There's his his newborn baby.
04:49:55
It is fucking you know several year old daughter
04:49:59
woke him all them up was like
04:50:03
like oh yeah I,
04:50:06
I've been drunk and wanted to do that, especially when they were really.
04:50:08
No, it was like I didn't know.
04:50:10
I wanted to know. He was like he was freaking out.
04:50:12
Like there was something wrong like and and and I remember Jenny
04:50:17
and I making eye contact and she and her and I made silent eye contact.
04:50:21
But you could very much.
04:50:23
She looked at me going, what the fuck is going on?
04:50:26
And I look back at her going, I don't know what the fuck is going on.
04:50:30
And she was like, Holy shit, I okay?
04:50:33
And I was like, yeah, I don't know.
04:50:35
It was fucking weird.
04:50:36
But he was freaking out.
04:50:38
He woke everyone up. He was he was crying. He was.
04:50:41
I don't know what the fuck was going on.
04:50:43
I forget what he was saying, but he wanted to take his infant son
04:50:47
and leave the fucking the apartment with it.
04:50:51
And I stood in front of the door and and I was like,
04:50:54
oh my God, am I going to have to, like, fight him with this child in his hand?
04:50:59
Am I do I have to prevent him from leaving this apartment?
04:51:03
Like, and I, I thought about that before I stood in front of the door,
04:51:06
and I stood in front of the door,
04:51:07
and I literally to tell him, you're not leaving this apartment.
04:51:12
And it again, between that, the scar on my hand.
04:51:16
There's plenty of other occasions, the fact that he turned
04:51:20
your hand looked fresh. I thought you did that with an ax.
04:51:23
No, that's the ax one.
04:51:26
Oh. No, no, no, I'm sorry.
04:51:27
That's the wrong side of me.
04:51:30
I was looking at it.
04:51:32
Though.
04:51:33
There's the backseat. That's the axle.
04:51:36
I know you do.
04:51:40
That's the scar from a knife from him,
04:51:46
which I always held.
04:51:47
That is a badge of honor, to be honest.
04:51:48
Because just like when we're getting a threaten me, I'll show you what?
04:51:51
Look, I'll take a fucking slice of the goddamn hand.
04:51:54
And that's that's, right here is the pit.
04:51:57
The pit bull scar from when the pit bull bit me.
04:52:00
Then, unfortunately, we still want to keep.
04:52:02
But our friend put it down because it was still his dog.
04:52:07
Yeah.
04:52:10
Oh, no, that's the opposite, bro.
04:52:14
I'm not I'm not like, you know, like at me.
04:52:19
We were.
04:52:20
You are now. Technically, you are now.
04:52:22
But when you look at the beach, I wouldn't even show that elbow hand.
04:52:26
But it's like I had my hand smashed by a fucking
04:52:30
platform.
04:52:31
You have an elbow? Hand?
04:52:33
That's what Gary calls it. I broke my hand.
04:52:36
And so I've got, like, knuckles that are a little bit larger
04:52:40
than they're supposed to be because,
04:52:43
they may have a little residual.
04:52:46
I can zoom digitally.
04:52:47
You said Jack and blow, but, figure out how to do that.
04:52:52
Some asshole.
04:52:53
It's a platform.
04:52:54
A little bit against some iron,
04:52:57
90 degree angle, that and so on.
04:52:59
I picked it up because I was trying to flip it over.
04:53:01
It slid and so, like, it,
04:53:04
it like I lose those, I would say around 801,000 pounds.
04:53:08
Now, I wasn't lifting 800,000 pounds, I
04:53:11
was lifting it, you know,
04:53:15
physically like,
04:53:16
you know, like I said, that just in case, for
04:53:19
those of you not watching and listening, I wasn't lifting 1,000 pounds.
04:53:22
No, that's not what I'm saying.
04:53:24
I'm saying that thanks for was was around that realm.
04:53:28
The fact that I could lift one end of it, turn it up, lift it,
04:53:32
put it on one end and then flip it over and then get it on the other end.
04:53:36
They would drop, you know, in and you know,
04:53:40
but I could I could lift it by hand.
04:53:42
The problem was maybe it wasn't me. It was like 500 pounds. Who cares?
04:53:45
Wait, wait.
04:53:45
But when you say lift it by hand as a human being,
04:53:48
what other options do you have to lift it by your, crane?
04:53:52
I should have lifted by crane. Right?
04:53:54
But then you wouldn't say I lifted it.
04:53:56
That's what I'm saying.
04:53:57
Yeah, you. It's so lifted by crane. Yeah.
04:53:59
What you said about the crane, Louis.
04:54:01
I'm just saying, whatever.
04:54:03
And, like, aerial view, my hand.
04:54:05
I it when it happened, I'm like, oh, shit, that sucked.
04:54:08
And I looked at.
04:54:09
I'm like, fuck, it's all blurry.
04:54:11
And,
04:54:13
bloody blurry.
04:54:13
I just like, I just went over.
04:54:15
I just picked it up, and then I went home, and then,
04:54:20
I had to work the next day, and so I just went to work with it all
04:54:23
taped up because I wanted to really, like, look at it.
04:54:25
I just figured, like, okay, just like anything, I played football,
04:54:28
I play sports, you break it, knuckle, you break whatever.
04:54:30
You just tape it to the finger next to it
04:54:32
and you just fucking keep trucking on, like, no big deal.
04:54:35
There's no dirt on it.
04:54:38
Just make sure the dirt isn't poisoned from Detroit.
04:54:40
No, the one finger is a little bit crooked,
04:54:42
and the other nail is kind of fucked up.
04:54:44
And the one finger was a little bit like. So I'm zoomed in. Okay.
04:54:47
You're not going to show it.
04:54:48
No, no, because I'm self-conscious about it.
04:54:51
Oh, I'm not sorry.
04:54:53
Yeah.
04:54:54
The best way to get over it is to, you know, it's just it's just.
04:54:58
No, because I've always looked at people with that type of,
04:55:00
I worked with someone early on, and I was just like, oh, that's gross.
04:55:03
You go to, like, a finger, that's all.
04:55:05
And I've got like a finger like that.
04:55:06
Everybody watching has the same question.
04:55:09
And I also did not masturbate.
04:55:11
I don't believe it. Does it affect.
04:55:14
No, it affects nothing other than my self-consciousness.
04:55:17
Self-conscious.
04:55:18
So whatever I'm whatever
04:55:22
I think I should, I never would, but it's just, I'll be open about that.
04:55:26
I it's not like I'm like, it's work itself.
04:55:28
It's really not self-conscious about myself.
04:55:30
Consciousness is just like, I just. Yeah, this is weird.
04:55:33
Picturing it's red fuzzy and only three fingers.
04:55:36
No, no, it's like it's it's operational.
04:55:39
It's the wrong with it.
04:55:41
Fully three finger hand would be operational.
04:55:44
Just just
04:55:46
wait a minute.
04:55:48
Look, I can I can do this.
04:55:49
You can't even tell sort of.
04:55:52
You can do that.
04:55:53
I can't even tell the other side.
04:55:54
The nails or the nail on the other side is a little fucked up.
04:55:56
Is. Is.
04:55:58
It's a little bit. It's it's just it's.
04:56:00
Oh, well, here, here's what Gary calls the which if you look at Elmo,
04:56:04
he's got like kind of like that fat fingers sort of.
04:56:08
So it's just the, the couple, the fingers are, are thicker
04:56:11
because the bones have broken and then revealed. Right.
04:56:14
So I've not even zoomed in just short that quick one more time.
04:56:21
So you can see my green boom.
04:56:22
It looks totally normal, right? Right.
04:56:24
No, that's my good hair. That's regular.
04:56:27
You're freaking right with your fucking.
04:56:29
That's a crazy monster. Hands.
04:56:32
I got to drive somewhere tomorrow anyway, so about time.
04:56:35
About 3 a.m. anyway.
04:56:36
Goddamn, you can drive with that hand.
04:56:39
I can.
04:56:40
I can never hear that in
04:56:43
the bushes.
04:56:43
Notice.
04:56:46
Why people who ignore quiet zones and gyms are loud, cunt.
04:56:49
That's actually the last thing it.
04:56:51
It's been a cunt theme. Okay, that's.
04:56:53
I thought it was a, Why people who ignore quiet zone gyms are loud cunts.
04:56:59
That's not a question with a different theme than that.
04:57:02
That's more or less a state with scream.
04:57:08
I think it was.
04:57:09
I think it was cunt scream.
04:57:11
And nobody mentioned
04:57:13
their, Mount Rushmore of scream movies.
04:57:19
No, we were Rushmore.
04:57:20
Scream one, scream four, scream
04:57:23
three, and scream five.
04:57:28
Wait. Shit. You're right.
04:57:29
We were supposed to have
04:57:32
what?
04:57:32
We were supposed to be a mount Rushmore of something.
04:57:39
No, seriously.
04:57:39
What? We're,
04:57:43
That's the worst scream ever.
04:57:44
Holy shit.
04:57:46
Yeah, see, I didn't.
04:57:46
I have the Halloween ones that I played the whole time. Those are so annoying.
04:57:49
Halloween did not want to.
04:57:51
Yeah, that was just a random one.
04:57:53
No, I mean, I've got, like, yelling, like Gary.
04:57:56
Like that, wasn't it?
04:57:57
Gary? Hey,
04:57:59
what are you doing?
04:58:00
Gary?
04:58:02
Gary, are you
04:58:05
not die?
04:58:06
I love when you do that.
04:58:09
Oof! That's the hurts me, actually.
04:58:12
Maybe.
04:58:15
Okay, Gary, I hate it when you do that.
04:58:19
I do too.
04:58:24
Oh, yeah.
04:58:24
Mount Rushmore of game sevens.
04:58:26
That's what we were supposed to do.
04:58:27
Our Mount Rushmore of.
04:58:29
I don't even.
04:58:30
You know, you don't like talking about sports.
04:58:32
What's sir, here's Brady.
04:58:34
The reason I said that for people that aren't in our private text is Gary
04:58:37
texted me.
04:58:37
You could have a conversation. Best game seven ever.
04:58:40
And I immediately replied back, no, it was like 90, I don't know,
04:58:46
97 when, Saint Louis in the Red wings played a double overtime.
04:58:50
Hey, I said Red wings.
04:58:52
Is it fucking Bulls?
04:58:54
Is it fucking, Pistons?
04:58:57
Is it,
04:58:59
looks pretty obvious.
04:59:00
Dickinson gives a shit. That's the problem.
04:59:02
Who cares?
04:59:03
I do, it's, it's an arbitrary argument.
04:59:06
Which random sport is better than the other random sport in a random occasion.
04:59:13
1981 Eastern Finals Boston versus Philly basketball.
04:59:17
That's great for the people that played that game.
04:59:19
A lot of people, you know, it sure is. Yes.
04:59:23
But it's so in the past now it doesn't matter. So.
04:59:28
Like some of the Fab Five, they won the national championship.
04:59:31
Some of the like there's a
04:59:33
there's people that were other team that are completely broke right now.
04:59:37
Yeah it's great that they want to.
04:59:38
Oh my god look at OKC. You.
04:59:40
No there's people that were made that team that are broke.
04:59:45
You know why.
04:59:46
It's because they're you know they're on the bench
04:59:49
and they they they make the they make it to the next level.
04:59:52
They weren't good enough.
04:59:52
And then they just didn't know what to do with their lives. And
04:59:56
yeah, but they had everything against them
04:59:59
because they were black.
05:00:02
Will you said that? Not me.
05:00:03
I wouldn't say that.
05:00:04
Other people saw part nigger.
05:00:07
Oh, that little kid.
05:00:09
You call him a nigger
05:00:11
through your fucking business.
05:00:15
All right, back to the shifty.
05:00:16
Like yelling,
05:00:19
hey, Gary, have a nice day.
05:00:20
It's nice talking to you about these other people.
05:00:25
What's he talking about? 86.
05:00:27
This is the type of slang Tommy would be intimately knowledgeable of.
05:00:32
It would involve, because I.
05:00:33
I'm pretty sure 86 came out of gang of 7020 people watching over you.
05:00:40
I mean 67, not 86.
05:00:42
I'm an 86 code for 86 someone.
05:00:45
No, 86 means to remove on a menu item.
05:00:48
Hold on, hold on.
05:00:51
So what he meant was he wanted to.
05:00:54
And Trump from 80.
05:00:56
Oh yeah.
05:00:56
He's talking about this from way back from like months ago.
05:01:00
This is from like fucking last year.
05:01:02
Like a year half ago the industry 8647 was food or drinks
05:01:07
establishment meaning that item is no longer a person or people are more
05:01:12
known.
05:01:13
But it seems to be going, so I'm not going anywhere.
05:01:16
I'm not going anywhere as much there.
05:01:18
That's great news.
05:01:21
I hear you're going to change for me when I get.
05:01:24
Yeah. If we that guy, like I said,
05:01:27
I am years old.
05:01:29
But listen, you are saying that there's nobody up just by you go
05:01:33
that it's is that you look without all that nature.
05:01:36
But I
05:01:40
look at the.
05:01:43
News like you're gonna.
05:01:50
I'm with you.
05:01:53
I'm coming over.
05:01:54
You surprised me.
05:01:55
Look, you don't look.
05:02:00
I wish I some,
05:02:03
but I'm not convinced even right?
05:02:05
Such as?
05:02:06
But that was not a funny joke.
05:02:08
And it it wasn't. It wasn't funny.
05:02:11
All right?
05:02:11
There has to be a fight. As above.
05:02:14
So go fuck yourself.