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And I'm going to close.
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Crap.
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Just remember, artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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Apparently, I don't hear any of the effects or the
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the intro or the music or any of that stuff, but what what what?
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I didn't hear what what what what
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what we did what two weeks ago.
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Oh, I'm gonna come up with some.
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Right. Only got 20 bucks in my pocket.
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I'm I'm I'm I'm scrolling.
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Hunt in for a miracle.
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This is flipping flapjacks. Awesome.
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Now I'm wide awake at 3:00 Am. Like, what up?
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I need that fix now. I'm just hopeless.
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I'm clicking on the grift.
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It's a sham.
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Wow. With my hands supposed to soak up the mess,
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but it just made the soda left a bigger stain.
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What the heck?
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Wrapped up in my Snuggie, arms trapped like a hostage like seal on the book.
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I still leaks like a slave girl next to me laughing.
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You bought another one?
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This whole pile of boxes smells like regret and broken dreams.
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For Jean Willikers, it was three easy payments.
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Just ship it, buy it now, hate it forever. Drowning in buyer's remorse.
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Gift all the real tools
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because they don't got the loud guy yelling useless and shiny fiddlesticks.
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I'm still ranting in my failure.
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Blue every dollar and I'm broken and broke.
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What a bargain, you big dummy.
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I'ma take your grandma's actually clean up my.
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Take your grandma's oxiclean.
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No, Joe, go ask your grandma.
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Can I have her pet egg to bless you?
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Snuggie with the sleeves and fuzzy house slippers.
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George Foreman grill that burns everything. Barely fix it.
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They had to set it and forget it.
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Set it and forget it. It touched the chicken.
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Then I bought a shake. Wait.
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Yeah. Hello. Hello. My name Mark.
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My fellow, that slap chop ain't got nothing on this clip.
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It's a mob god game.
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No. Well, yes, yes. Sorry, I could take some can noki.
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But pads claim they suck out the toxins. Sell those.
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The suckers be like, wow, my feet still smell though.
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I'm gonna mop with some rags.
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Only got 20 bucks in my pocket. I'm up.
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I'm scrolling hunting for a mirror.
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Blade three looking for Jack saw.
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Oh, I'm gonna come up with some rat.
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Got 20 bucks in my pocket.
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I I'm scrolling hunting for a mirror blade flap.
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Jack. Awesome.
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What you know about rocking a thighmaster on your flabby thighs?
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What you know about that? Hawaii.
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You're spinning steam. I'm clicking, I'm clicking.
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I'm falling for every desperate pitch.
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1st March, broken dream is another grip is new. Yeah.
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Thank you, granddad, for that miracle. My order.
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Because right now I'm mopping tears off the carpet, buried under return
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labels and empty hype boxes. Ain't picky.
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I'll buy whatever they scream at 2 a.m..
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Your granny, your auntie, your mama, your mammy.
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Y'all take those flannel Snuggie jammies secondhand and like that mother Jabba
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the building, disappointed with stains that never budge on that mother jibber.
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I get the family dinner and they all roast me in that mother ointment.
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They'd be like, oh, that black seal saved your roof.
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I'm like, yo, it peeled off after one rain.
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Oh, what a payment plan.
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Let me that miracle.
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Let's do the sad math 99 down and the rest is pure trash.
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That's banana pudding.
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I call that getting swindled and bamboozled. Son of a biscuit.
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I call that get and play by Billy Mays.
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Cause a monkey behind having the same useless junk as sex.
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Other saps is a hell. I don't
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come take a look through
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my telescope trying to fake stuff like a normal person.
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Man, you surely won't.
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Yeah, now you surely won't grift my buying junk.
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Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm gonna mop with some rag.
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Only got 20 bucks in my pocket.
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Oh, I'm scrolling hunting for.
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Remember blade three, five jacks. Possum.
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I'll wear your grandma Snuggie.
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I look incredible.
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I'm in this pile of regrets.
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Oh, I'm another 3 a.m. spree.
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Hey, I wear your granddad's Snuggie.
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Bet your boots I look incredible.
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Come on now, I'm in this pile of Halloween.
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Grandma, the 3 a.m.
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we scrolling.
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I'm gonna my for some bread.
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Only got 20 bucks in my pocket.
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I'm scrolling hunting for one year, relay three black rats.
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Awesome.
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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It's just a scripted comedy show.
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These guys are not experts, doctors,
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lawyers, therapists, or even particularly well-adjusted.
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Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm,
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or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people events is purely coincidental and kind of hilarious.
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They are not a response for emotional damage, cognitive
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dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urge to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from H.R.
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will be hearing about this. By the way.
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Hi Dave.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing,
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Sorry about the delay, folks.
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As I already said, I'm your host.
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Grifty, this is our, grift.
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Fladge Rants Live.
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Now, grift is an American slang term, coined to about a century ago.
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So it's, fairly recent, and it just means monetized lying.
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Synonyms include swindle, scam, fraud.
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People who commit a grifter called grifters,
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the act of, committing a grift is called grifting.
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And I have changed my name in the corner
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over here to grifter, because I thought it was funny.
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But I cannot be considered a grifter.
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And I'll tell you what.
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I haven't made a dime doing this.
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I spread my ideas.
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And of right or wrong, I'm not doing it for profit or gain of any sort.
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That being said,
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grifting and, grift can be,
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used to discredit, one's competitors.
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So we got to be careful there because, both
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both making the claim of grifting,
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because
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if you say someone's grifting and you benefit from it
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and it's not true, you're,
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a hypocrite.
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That's the protocol.
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You're grifting yourself.
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Also,
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lying is tied in with this, so.
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So we kind of have to go through the rules of lying.
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There are other,
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criteria here that we need to
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to judge, and it's a case by case basis.
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So let's, let's look at the lying aspect.
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If someone tells you a film,
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but, Oh.
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Or an untruth, not a fib.
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Like, a film is a lie.
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Those are just synonymous.
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But if someone tells you something that is untrue, but they believe it,
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they are not lying.
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They're certainly not telling the truth.
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But if they're not aware of it, you're not a liar.
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Certainly not.
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So that's a legal loophole.
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In fact,
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in America, you cannot be committed.
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You cannot be,
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found guilty of this type of fraud
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in an American court.
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If you have
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plausible,
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but actually, it's it's
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a religious belief, like, if you're religious conviction
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is such that you believe if what you're saying is the truth
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and it's a specifically religious thing,
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but, not not a lot of these, the gifts
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that I want to go through, our religious, some tie in with it.
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Most are health and healing, books such as,
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Faith healing, is is a grift.
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And that's because the people who are committing the grift,
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they know that they're not healing anybody.
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They bring their own wheelchairs and crutches and stuff.
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But,
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so the next criteria I want to look
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at is scale, because grift on a larger scale
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is more like, collusion or just corruption.
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So, American politics comes to mind for that.
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Maybe it's a giant grift.
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And, I do want to I what I'm trying to work toward
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is, a Reiki in order or
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or at least a mount Rushmore of grift.
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The one thing, Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
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It is just. Oh, they're not for.
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I also want to talk about my favorite.
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So some of my heroes
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have been accused of grifting.
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And, let's let's go with the king of them.
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Let's grab Hancock.
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I, I fell for his stuff, and,
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I still buy into a lot, and, I'm not a
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these these sell for $30, pop.
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And, so his grift.
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I bought in hook, line and sinker.
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Well, look at me.
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So please go back here now.
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I'll.
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I'll put the other ones up.
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And listen, the the dust cover on that,
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but, things.
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Yeah. It's for sale.
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Oh, yeah. Oh.
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That's brilliant.
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So. So, now I am a grifter.
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I'll defend Graham Hancock.
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I don't think he's a grifter.
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Although he has made huge sums of money
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as a fringe or, alternative archeologist.
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But he's, I've read these books.
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They're good.
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He's a he's a good, he's good writer.
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And so he's done the research.
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He put the work in.
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Now,
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Grift does not include
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doing an honest day's work.
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Grift does not include stealing money.
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This is a fine line between there and I.
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I suppose.
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I suppose he nearly
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qualifies if everything he's saying is false,
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but I truly believe he thinks it's for real.
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So it's not a religious conviction, but
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we can move on from Graham.
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Graham Hancock because a lot of my heroes are guilty of grift.
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Sabine Hossenfelder has been accused of grifting,
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and she has made a lot of money as a us
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hush for
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as the science authority.
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The big name,
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that I've never even heard of was,
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And that's that's why I haven't heard of it.
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Just.
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I didn't write it down. Andrew Huberman.
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Apparently he,
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is, I think Stanford professor.
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So he's, you know, got legitimate credentials,
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but he started pimping out,
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Merchandise that was anti-scientific and,
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and using his scientific authority to say it was.
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And that is definitely grifting. So,
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that's a scale.
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I believe it was French biologist
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John Rothstein who said, kill one man and you are a murderer.
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Kill millions, and you are a conqueror.
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Kill them all and you are God.
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And, that so that was
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that's the difference between, you know, smaller scale and a larger scale.
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You know, doing something wrong anyway,
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I wrote down a few,
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but like, the the quack medicine,
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you know, the snake oil salesman been around forever.
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Are of a vast
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majority of these, but I include spirit science, astrology,
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reflexology era ology, crystal healing, chiropractic.
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And so a lot of these are in the health and healing arena.
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But, I would like to touch on phone scams.
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Now, as much as I wish
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we could bust them all
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and put them all in jail today,
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tomorrow that void will be filled and and it would be
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someone else will figure out how to scam what's out of our money.
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Even if we did throw these people in jail
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today.
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That doesn't mean what they're doing is right.
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I, I wish I could stop it.
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I, I even got the call.
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This is the IRS.
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We need you to put all your money
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into gift cards, and, like, I knew that I'd be a scam,
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so I kept him on the line, and at first, I made him think I was doing it.
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And then I got berated him and told him that
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I thought what he was doing was despicable.
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Aside, his messages were flash.
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And so that was that was, what I did
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for their, homoeopathy.
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That this is not
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a, a complete list, but I would like to touch
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on, megachurches and televangelists briefly.
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It kind of goes a lot in the category of faith
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healers.
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These people are selling
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victims
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a, salvation from something
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that they don't need that isn't real.
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And they know that it's not real, and they're giving them atonement
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at a hefty price and making themselves rich by doing so.
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And that is monetized, lying.
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I forget what the clip is, but roll the clip.
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Brady.
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And Griffey Jr.
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Hilarious.
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What if it's not actually the year 2026, but something much earlier?
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History tells us we've been progressing for thousands of years.
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Empires rising, technology advancing, civilization evolving.
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But there's a gap in that story, a massive one between roughly 515 hundred,
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what we call the Dark
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Ages, hundreds of years where supposedly very little happened,
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no major innovation, no rapid advancement, no clear progression.
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But that doesn't match human behavior.
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Because in just the last 100 years, look how much has changed.
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Now imagine an entire thousand years.
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So what really happened during that time?
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Some researchers have suggested that parts of the historical timeline
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may have been altered, that years were added, events
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rearranged, entire periods rewritten.
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There are even theories that what we call the Dark Ages
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may not have been a time of decline, but a time that was hidden.
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Because when you look at old structures, massive stone buildings,
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perfect symmetry, advanced construction, it doesn't match the timeline were given
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almost like they belong to a different era entirely.
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And if even part of that is true, then it raises a question
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are we really living in 2026 or is something missing from the timeline?
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What if it's not actually the year 2026?
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Okay, so
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we the scale issue.
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This is the the the real the narrative that we're led to believe
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might not be 100% on the level.
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And, I think we understand that.
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We know that.
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And, and why it is so important that is that we take it with the grain of salt
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and we test our epistemic logic to, determine
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if what we believe is truly what's going on.
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And that's why I think grift is so important
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at this, the scale that that clip was just talking about
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history isn't even correct.
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And I don't think what the evidence
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supports the narrative that is being forced down our throats.
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And I don't know what is to be gained
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from having a false narrative out there,
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but I would prefer to believe more true things that are false.
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And I'm not even sure that I am doing that.
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Let's say you.
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I found a kind of interesting because Matt Walsh
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literally just went through, the civil rights era and bring it up.
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A lot of the grift in the civil rights era,
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and pretty much talking about it was quite an interesting
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podcast, but, he's got a show on Daily
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Wire, that's coming out or came out, I don't know.
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And their video subscription shit.
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Where,
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I forget he's essentially just, attacking black people as what you could,
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I guess, look at.
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But, you know, the Rosa Park situation, we kind of all know that she was chosen
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to do that.
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They kind of set that up. The fire hoses.
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I didn't know that the fire hose situation was set up as well.
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To get that type of
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photography and dramatic, like, oh, my God, look what they're doing.
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When it was, it was all it was.
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It was set up.
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It they had used fire hoses for years prior to that, and they knew that they
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could agitate the police and get them to shoot water at a bunch of young children.
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And then they took photos of it.
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And one
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and he points out that a lot of stuff, which I thought was quite interesting.
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Now, the outcome of that is okay, black people are
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there was issues like, you know, so
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what was attempting to happen was, I guess, good,
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but I was just at a event for Mother's Day that was in Detroit,
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and it was part of a union situation, and we were the minority in the room.
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But for some reason,
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some woman got an award,
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and she was the minority, something she like finally.
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And I'm like, well,
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I she fighting for white people in this, in this area
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or she fighting for the black people
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because the black people aren't the minority in this area.
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So that was kind of confusing.
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That seemed sort of drifty to me.
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What I also thought was, thought was odd is, she won some kind of award,
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and she was like the first,
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they said they announced first that she was the first woman to win this award.
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And then they secondary announced
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that she was the first black woman to win the award, which I don't know
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why you need to say that second part, because isn't just the dynamic of.
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Right. If she was the first for that. Yeah.
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And like look at her first part.
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You make that assumption. Yeah. Right.
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You can make that assumption just by looking at her.
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So it's just funny that you bring those things up because,
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just happened to tie right into my weekend.
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I don't know, right.
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My mother's day went like this.
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Three of us brought desserts.
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There was no communication.
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All three were cheesecake.
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I'm amazed I barely made the podium a distant third.
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I also fourth place in a three way cheesecake competition.
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I didn't realize it was going to be a cheesecake competition,
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but the mixed berry crumble cheesecake was the best.
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And then, second place definitely goes to my niece who made,
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half brownie, half cheesecake, layered dessert.
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And then I made my little,
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brookie, half brownie, half cookie half.
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Oh, wait a minute. That's one third brownie half.
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One third.
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But, you know, a chocolate chip cookie and one third, Ernie's cheesecake.
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And they were the worst of the three desserts that were there.
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But all three desserts of the cheesecake.
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Like, we didn't know that each of us were all bringing cheesecake, but
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that's what that's what happened for my Mother's Day.
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Oh, your mother's day. Brady,
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hold your knees.
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My niece, 13, 14 years old, 24.
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Never been
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close, but me,
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I spent the day eating Chinese food,
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spending as much time with my mother as I could.
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Oh, she likes she likes Chinese food.
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She's not Chinese.
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Otherwise it would just be food.
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Oh, right.
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I spent, like, why was food?
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Why do we have to spend two hours on painting a window,
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on removing the paint from a window so that it could open?
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She's lived at this place for so long and
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that's just the window. Just never opened.
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So painted shut.
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I was like, open it.
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Wow. When God closes the door, opens a window.
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Oh, yes.
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Connected a remote.
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To the wall.
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You know,
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why have we gone hard on the creation myth?
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And while I heard on.
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Did you, what did you get in the monologue
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that you added to your hoard pile on the back?
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That is what that is, right?
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It's just going to be a hoard pile eventually.
00:23:11
It's just going to be a bullshit behind you.
00:23:12
Yeah. I've already. It kind of is. Yeah, yeah.
00:23:15
It's, three three of my gram Hancock books.
00:23:21
How much did you put behind you, though?
00:23:22
You reached back and set something back there.
00:23:24
What was what you said back?
00:23:25
It was another Graham Hancock got. Yeah.
00:23:28
How much I think Hancock.
00:23:31
Yeah.
00:23:32
I'm like, he does some friggin research for like 800 pages long.
00:23:37
He had you know, it's research.
00:23:39
It's just it's just words.
00:23:40
Yeah, it could be drivel.
00:23:42
Anyone can get a book published.
00:23:44
And he's a published author.
00:23:48
Not not everybody.
00:23:49
He's got, like 30 books, I.
00:23:51
Okay, so I don't have a vast majority of them.
00:23:53
And he's got one on the history of tractors,
00:23:57
but he does some serious research.
00:24:00
Is he like a tractor historian? No.
00:24:06
He's just trying
00:24:08
tractor stuff.
00:24:09
I was looking at all the books he wrote.
00:24:10
That one stuck out to me because that's not his thing.
00:24:14
I want to hear, a hockey player write a book about basketball.
00:24:18
So you know what, right? Right.
00:24:22
No, he's in journalism, which he is.
00:24:24
Got an archeologist. That's why. That's why.
00:24:26
What the.
00:24:27
Is, the.
00:24:28
I didn't say football player in baseball.
00:24:30
We could have, as detractors say, not that stupid.
00:24:34
Is that why his detractors called his his work grift?
00:24:40
But it's me. He's.
00:24:44
Yeah.
00:24:44
Track your story.
00:24:45
Well, would you say that someone who likes corruption
00:24:49
is guilty of grift because they're making something up to make money?
00:24:53
Then. Then it's all Hollywood movies.
00:24:55
Well, the grifters, the grift isn't trying to get you to believe the story. The.
00:25:01
It's just. Hey, I've got a story.
00:25:03
Are you interested in hearing it?
00:25:05
Are you guys say no?
00:25:07
Like, yeah, I guess the grift is a commercial.
00:25:09
Making it look like it's better than it really is.
00:25:12
Making money off of Bigfoot would be a grift.
00:25:16
That's a good is it, though?
00:25:19
Yes it is.
00:25:20
Oh, I'm assuming Bigfoot isn't real still, right?
00:25:24
Yeah.
00:25:26
Entertainment value alone is not a reason not to grift.
00:25:29
It is a grift.
00:25:31
Honestly. Thing.
00:25:33
What have you truly believe Bigfoot is real?
00:25:37
Is it still so?
00:25:38
Do I think Bigfoot people should know?
00:25:41
Believing in a grift does not make does not change any aspect of it.
00:25:45
Except for the belief. I would say, if
00:25:49
Bigfoot so much on the fringe, I would go like ghosts.
00:25:52
Any cottage industry that they're taking advantage of, people
00:25:55
that they know, something that we don't and they're making money from it.
00:26:00
If they if they share the grift, then it's entertainment.
00:26:04
My my humble opinion.
00:26:06
They're trying to win over you, kind of pulling away on you
00:26:10
just by saying this is for entertainment purposes only.
00:26:15
Yes. Cleo, you mentioned Cleo, right?
00:26:17
I'm sure you mentioned her in the monologue.
00:26:19
Oh, you mentioned the faith.
00:26:21
He mentioned faith healing, which is close enough, I guess,
00:26:24
but I think there is such a thing, Miss Cleo.
00:26:27
Yeah, that that would be the psychic.
00:26:28
Yeah, I agree, I Cleo, I mean I have, I have psychics written right there
00:26:34
and all this is preface for all you idiots that are commenting
00:26:37
that if psychic abilities is real, are real,
00:26:40
and if Bigfoot is real, then it's not a grift.
00:26:43
So I don't know why you want to put those two things in the same category,
00:26:46
because I don't necessarily believe that you're a hole on the fucking
00:26:50
corner of store with their psychic hut whipping out tarot cards.
00:26:55
You know, my corner story.
00:26:56
But there there is such thing as remote viewing.
00:26:58
There is such thing as, as, I
00:27:04
forget where I was going with that, remote viewing.
00:27:07
We can just stick with that.
00:27:07
I mean, being able to.
00:27:12
Be privy to shit that I don't know.
00:27:14
There are people that are capable of doing weird things like that.
00:27:18
The people it comes to mind. Wrong.
00:27:22
Wrong.
00:27:25
But, I mean, you mentioned faith healing, but that's not like
00:27:28
there is such thing as faith healing.
00:27:29
It's not what you see on the grift that's on television, but there is
00:27:33
such a thing as, you know, power of will.
00:27:37
I mean, not that well, because, yeah, you're in a position, you're calm,
00:27:41
and a lot of these grifters use the placebo effect to their advantage.
00:27:45
Like they give you a sugar pill and sugar gives you energy
00:27:50
if you have a feeling, if the pill gives you a feeling,
00:27:54
and your mind wants it to be a healing,
00:27:57
that you'll turn it into healing.
00:28:00
And the actually that's the placebo effect is quite real.
00:28:03
And they'll do that would be vitamins.
00:28:05
They'll do that with, hallucinogens.
00:28:08
They'll do that with all sorts of stuff.
00:28:10
And but it's still a grift
00:28:13
is because they're
00:28:14
making you feel, in effect,
00:28:17
it's not the effect that they're selling you on.
00:28:20
However,
00:28:23
the they're getting you with the placebo effect
00:28:27
that that's a lot of these these healing in like the
00:28:31
the health arena is, is exactly
00:28:34
that that there is science that says if you are positive
00:28:39
going into something that you do, there is a higher turnover.
00:28:43
Yeah. There's cancer diagnosis.
00:28:46
If you just given the couples that like the old the, the,
00:28:48
you know, your wife or husband dying, you're both really, really old.
00:28:51
Like shortly thereafter because they just kind of lose the will to live.
00:28:55
Right. But that is a thing, right?
00:28:57
Usually
00:28:59
a power of hold on telling you that that will the people effect.
00:29:03
For my experience, they literally lose the will to eat.
00:29:06
That's when you know it's done.
00:29:10
I love to eat when you just smoke some weed.
00:29:13
I had three negative.
00:29:14
Yesterday.
00:29:16
Speaking of will weed.
00:29:18
Yeah. Speaking of grift, Will. Yes.
00:29:20
Let me ask you this.
00:29:21
When does a friend who is always in need, due
00:29:23
to their own bad and preventable decisions, become a grifter
00:29:27
the second time we already established that once.
00:29:30
Shame on them twice. Shame on you. You should have known.
00:29:33
But what if.
00:29:34
Oh, if you don't care about what?
00:29:36
If you give them the benefit of the doubt?
00:29:38
What if you think this is the chance?
00:29:39
Well, then you're a normal human being.
00:29:41
And thanks for bringing this up.
00:29:43
I want to talk about this.
00:29:44
So, in 3 to 5 years, whenever they let them out,
00:29:48
I told them, here's the place to live.
00:29:50
Now I can I can turn that around and say, no, never mind.
00:29:53
I, I, I you're not my responsibility.
00:29:58
But I think the right thing to do is to to open my doors to him once again and,
00:30:05
so you that joke.
00:30:06
You're not joking. Okay, I know what I'm not.
00:30:07
What are you gonna. You're just going to let him do whatever.
00:30:09
You're going to watch him. You're going to parent him. Like what?
00:30:11
What are we doing?
00:30:12
What extent?
00:30:14
Giving him somewhere to live is great. That's a good thing.
00:30:16
You know, he can get back on his feet because obviously you can have nothing.
00:30:18
You know, in order to get even though he has to this or a dad, a mom
00:30:21
that are still alive, you know, but, you know, he has nowhere to go, no family.
00:30:26
You know, even though.
00:30:26
Right, you will have to agree to certain guidelines.
00:30:29
And they will be more stringent than before.
00:30:33
And he's not going to like them, and it's not going to be good.
00:30:35
And he will agree to whatever it is to to get in the door.
00:30:40
Yeah.
00:30:40
But you know, the grown adult is going to realize he agreed
00:30:44
to something that he doesn't like and he's going to go back on.
00:30:48
Yeah, we already know this. We already know we already know all that.
00:30:52
I mean, unfortunately,
00:30:54
when I heard he got out of jail the first time
00:30:55
when I started to just go, yeah, I don't want any part of
00:30:57
that is when I was told by one of our mutual friends
00:31:00
that he was driving around on a moped with acid in his pocket
00:31:02
and some other pills, and it's like, oh, did he just get out of.
00:31:05
It's like, okay, I'm not drunk driving.
00:31:07
I'm doing something way worse, cooler or a similarly worse, right?
00:31:11
It's like I'm saying, I'll fix it.
00:31:15
I quit drinking guys, a step further.
00:31:18
And, I hope you guys can talk me out of this one.
00:31:21
Get him a job with me so I can drive him to and from work.
00:31:25
So, you know, that would be appropriate.
00:31:27
Not your previous job, not your previous, previous tie.
00:31:30
Dave, did the job that you had your most time at.
00:31:34
So something there would kind of be like, but where you're working now
00:31:38
that it fits in, and actually they get kickbacks
00:31:41
because I know I used to work with a bunch of those fucking assholes, but, people
00:31:45
fresh out of prison, they get kickbacks from the government by hiring them.
00:31:48
So I'm pretty sure a, you know, entry level position at a fabrication workshop.
00:31:53
I've been on the show before.
00:31:55
The, manufacturing is what I meant to say.
00:31:57
The second shift operator, that.
00:32:14
Yeah.
00:32:15
Okay. Don't.
00:32:16
Please. Please.
00:32:19
I mean,
00:32:21
it's up to you, but I'm just saying, no,
00:32:26
literally caught you right
00:32:28
before you said his last name and his social Security number, I think.
00:32:31
Right.
00:32:34
Well, that that basically covers my,
00:32:37
my my grift, like I do
00:32:41
want to talk about the phone scammers because, man, I would love to,
00:32:45
if anything would drive you to violence
00:32:49
if I was in one of those calling rooms where a bunch of people are trying to scam
00:32:54
people out of their money, I would kick everyone's ass like Jackie Chan.
00:32:58
I would be scammer paybacks.
00:33:00
If you ever feeling like you've been scammed
00:33:03
or somebody you know has been scammed, go watch some of those scammer paybacks.
00:33:06
They were pretty bad.
00:33:11
Yeah,
00:33:12
yeah, I had some that I recorded and I presented a handful of them to the show
00:33:16
and they I had a couple that I was saving that were like a lot better.
00:33:19
But yeah, they were okay.
00:33:21
Even if they're not good, though, you're still wasting their time.
00:33:24
Highly.
00:33:25
The better ones are the ones I didn't record before I started recording them.
00:33:29
Then I was like, fuck, I need to start recording this.
00:33:31
It's like a podcast.
00:33:32
You're going to do like 155 shows.
00:33:34
Maybe 1 or 2 of them might be good.
00:33:35
You just got to keep plugging away, right?
00:33:40
Well, that was a rocky start to that.
00:33:42
So that was interesting.
00:33:43
Do you know is in a bathtub, what is the room
00:33:46
where anybody gets home to up? He's.
00:33:48
This is the shirtless. Yeah.
00:33:51
Looks nice.
00:33:51
Sexy.
00:33:52
So every time I restart it, the audio starts.
00:33:55
This is just fun. Shit.
00:33:58
It's the platform.
00:34:00
You know, if there's enough time before anybody gets home.
00:34:03
I did that back. I think it's the rush.
00:34:04
Hey I'm Gary, welcome to Flash Rants Live.
00:34:06
You're probably wondering why I'm naked.
00:34:10
The time is now.
00:34:11
10:01 p.m..
00:34:13
What did he say?
00:34:15
Hamster wheel. You are.
00:34:17
And does it really matter?
00:34:21
Yeah.
00:34:22
I just like, That's our third call back from way back.
00:34:27
Oh, fuck me.
00:34:29
It wasn't me. It was.
00:34:30
The video doesn't have audio in the beginning.
00:34:32
See, that's just the fun stuff.
00:34:34
That's great. It's fun.
00:34:36
That was a fun start to the show. Remember?
00:34:38
Remember how today's show started?
00:34:41
No, I don't remember.
00:34:43
Oh. Brady.
00:34:44
Like, we're going to give him a.
00:34:47
It was 15 minutes.
00:34:48
I haven't so, you know, I didn't mean anything.
00:34:52
I didn't do anything wrong.
00:34:54
No. Something I don't.
00:34:56
And Chinese food. Clone yard is not there.
00:35:00
Plenty of pizza.
00:35:01
There's plenty of restaurants and pizza places still open.
00:35:03
So I got leftover cheesecake.
00:35:06
Oh, wait a minute.
00:35:06
You have a big note on the wall, though?
00:35:08
My backup stream has echo, and I have to.
00:35:11
I will fix that some other time.
00:35:13
Okay, so you fixed a bunch of stuff this week, but, I like points, right?
00:35:18
We need to play a certain game.
00:35:22
I think we should play it, but I don't think we should play this soon.
00:35:26
It's the best part of the show.
00:35:28
And you guys are just going to go, Dearborn. That's okay.
00:35:31
We can go back to the monologue one more time.
00:35:33
And unfortunately, this is a video
00:35:34
I was maybe going to post in the in the chat, but I decided not to, but then I
00:35:38
now I'm bringing it into the show and it's not in the list, but that's okay.
00:35:42
So you mentioned in your monologue kill one and your murderer
00:35:45
kill millions and you're a conqueror.
00:35:46
Kill them all and your god.
00:35:49
Or I would say you're a shout out to Megadeth.
00:35:53
So if
00:35:54
you kill one on your letter, you would be this guy.
00:35:57
Did you guys see this seal?
00:35:59
This guy throws, like, one single rock just to, like, scare the seal.
00:36:02
And this friggin chick is recording him.
00:36:07
And she's all like, so this thing happens to me.
00:36:10
And these type of seals happen to be endangered.
00:36:14
And he.
00:36:14
I love her description.
00:36:15
They're directly aiming towards the monkey's head.
00:36:18
And but it was coming right for him among its head in the water
00:36:21
and its tail in the water. Belly up.
00:36:23
So at what point do you have a right to defend yourself?
00:36:26
If an animal attacks?
00:36:27
It's a little bit of a we need to just call for.
00:36:29
Yeah. If you want to swim.
00:36:30
There is a foreshadowing for our rumble clips.
00:36:32
For whatever reason, they don't get when animals attack,
00:36:35
they don't respect nature.
00:36:37
And so, you know, shame on them when you come here.
00:36:40
I mean, there's a snapping turtle in
00:36:42
sometimes on the lake at the cottage, and I'll throw a rock to scare it away.
00:36:45
Like, is that a problem?
00:36:47
Our it is now that you just admitted to living here, we have to allow.
00:36:51
No, because I don't want my dog to, like, actually get bit by the view
00:36:54
the situation with coming right for your dog.
00:36:57
All the enforcement.
00:36:58
It was coming right for your dog. You have every right to defend it.
00:37:01
We're going to take our state investigate.
00:37:03
But technically you're visiting over the law, the snapping turtle.
00:37:06
I don't have to go to the big black Hawk. You on here?
00:37:09
And, I'll be right back.
00:37:11
I have to go find a new jabber
00:37:14
about a new jabber.
00:37:16
No, I'm mad because this isn't the whole fucking video.
00:37:18
Goddamn big black cock not showing me the whole video.
00:37:22
That one's only 22 seconds.
00:37:24
What?
00:37:26
I like how he's accused of throwing a rock and you're accused of throwing the rock.
00:37:30
Meanwhile, you're literally on camera throwing a rock.
00:37:33
Like you're not accused of throwing a rock.
00:37:34
You holler down in the newsroom this week we have this wonderful thing.
00:37:39
We have not done anything wrong until it's been proven in a court of law.
00:37:43
Take a look with.
00:37:47
What are you doing?
00:37:48
What are you doing? What are you doing?
00:37:51
I mean, it is bullshit. And the voices.
00:37:53
I really hope they show the next 18 from Maui.
00:37:55
Who saw it all happen and recorded the whole thing.
00:37:58
It wasn't no small problem that comes up in the seals.
00:38:02
Got a fucking rock and it's blown.
00:38:03
He threw it right directly, aiming towards the monkey's head.
00:38:08
That is Kaylee Schnitzer, who says she called the Department of Land
00:38:11
and Natural Resources right away.
00:38:12
The man police took into custody is from Seattle, 37 years old.
00:38:17
But we are not naming him since he has not yet been charged among seals
00:38:20
and all marine mammals are closing up in charge and state laws.
00:38:23
Arresting me? Punchable. God damn it.
00:38:26
Where's the other part of the video?
00:38:33
This is bullshit.
00:38:34
Where's our full fucking video?
00:38:36
I want her shit.
00:38:38
Well, they got a oh, do you know what?
00:38:42
You know where in the world is draw? You?
00:38:46
Well, this book got
00:38:49
flagged down. It
00:38:51
didn't feel like you didn't say about it.
00:38:54
Is that explain to tell the story hits the truck like that.
00:38:59
You know, he had a sign that he liked the loudest thing about him.
00:39:03
Like it is the closet that he's in.
00:39:06
Well, tell me, where in the world
00:39:10
drew.
00:39:10
Yo, Jiro.
00:39:13
They fucking they.
00:39:15
You're in Pontiac, Michigan.
00:39:16
We're finally like, look, we called the cops.
00:39:19
Like you need to stay here. And he was like, I don't care.
00:39:22
I mean, I'm rich.
00:39:23
After other beachgoers watch the Rumble caught on camera, at least one
00:39:28
enraged local went after the seal abuser and repeatedly punched him.
00:39:32
Oh, I don't know that.
00:39:33
The circulating online purports to show the local Hawaii tourist
00:39:37
who was caught hurling a huge deal in Hawaii.
00:39:40
Local resident Kaylee Schnitzer captured the shocking moment the tourist approached
00:39:44
the endangered seals.
00:39:45
Yeah, I Hawaiians as Lonnie before he tossed a massive rock at her.
00:39:49
God damn it, I don't know the one video she's describing it in.
00:39:53
The thing starts like just fucking floating
00:39:55
belly up and she's like, look, he's fucking dead. She can't.
00:39:57
He killed it. He killed her with the rock. It.
00:39:59
That's at least how she says it.
00:40:02
Never mind.
00:40:02
Then where in the world there's door to door to door. Go.
00:40:07
I have a very strong feeling he's in
00:40:11
Indiana seals.
00:40:14
Nope. You missed the clue I gave earlier.
00:40:16
Which is why Brady played the drop.
00:40:18
If you had paid attention and had not, you would realize
00:40:22
that Indiana wouldn't be good enough for what I had mentioned.
00:40:26
That's weird, because I have no idea what you mentioned,
00:40:28
but apparently I played along.
00:40:32
Oh, it meant somebody mentioned food
00:40:34
and the options that are available.
00:40:37
Oh, I mentioned options.
00:40:39
I mentioned plethora of options.
00:40:42
What is available for you guys are a
00:40:45
everything.
00:40:46
Actually what is available.
00:40:51
Were you guys are
00:40:55
full stop if you want to go out to eat right now, what would be open?
00:41:01
If I were
00:41:01
to go out to eat right now, everything would be open.
00:41:04
Oh, you're in Vegas?
00:41:08
No, I've never been to Vegas.
00:41:11
I yeah,
00:41:12
that's a shame, because Vegas is going.
00:41:14
Isn't. Where in the world was Gary?
00:41:17
Yeah, I know junior.
00:41:19
I'm in Alameda.
00:41:21
I didn't say that Armada.
00:41:23
I did
00:41:25
he? Yeah.
00:41:27
I know you guys on New York City's the.
00:41:29
This the place that never sleeps.
00:41:31
New York City. No, it's not New York City.
00:41:35
Close, but no, it's dark and I mean close.
00:41:38
I mean close in a completely different way.
00:41:40
And you'll figure that out in the future.
00:41:43
So Los Angeles time doesn't exist.
00:41:47
Incorrect. It's not West dark.
00:41:50
And like earlier, I'm sorry to say, I don't think it's dark in Los Angeles.
00:41:53
Oh, is there a window to the outside?
00:41:56
It's dark in that window.
00:41:58
I mean, it all depends on how long. That'd be.
00:42:00
A hell of an hour
00:42:01
out there taping the windows and shit just to play a game I won, motherfucker.
00:42:05
All right.
00:42:07
Okay.
00:42:08
The North Pole for you guys.
00:42:11
Now don't cheat. We got this was.
00:42:13
And when we did,
00:42:14
we are halfway through the show, halfway through the show right now.
00:42:16
And if you can see,
00:42:19
what does it look like in the back?
00:42:21
Is it dark outside?
00:42:22
It's weird.
00:42:23
All we can see is the reflection of your screen.
00:42:26
I can see it.
00:42:28
I can stop helping you. That's that's fine.
00:42:30
I to college.
00:42:33
Oh, really?
00:42:35
Ryan's not watching.
00:42:36
Listen.
00:42:39
Because listen, listen.
00:42:44
No guesses.
00:42:45
All right, let's move on.
00:42:47
Are you in a big city?
00:42:50
Yeah, yeah.
00:42:52
You know, Chicago degree? No.
00:42:56
Chicago?
00:42:57
Sure.
00:42:57
Chicago got an eight life, but I can.
00:43:00
I can tell by the way you sing where you are.
00:43:04
Let's face it, he would wait. No idea which way.
00:43:06
My yes, I do. It's facing way left.
00:43:10
Far left.
00:43:12
Almost to the borderline.
00:43:13
To the borderline of.
00:43:15
Where are you looking?
00:43:17
Where are you looking?
00:43:19
See, I just made a clue.
00:43:20
I just told him that I know, I know, I just told you exactly where you are
00:43:24
and you know it, but I didn't say it out loud.
00:43:26
Ruin the game.
00:43:29
Wait, weirdo.
00:43:30
That is. I missed that again.
00:43:33
Maybe, Reno.
00:43:36
So I am drinking a rogue
00:43:40
berry something, and it is brewed in Oregon.
00:43:46
But I am not in Oregon.
00:43:48
Oh, that doesn't help anyone have you?
00:43:50
I know they didn't have much from the local area, there.
00:43:53
But the one that I'm drinking right now is.
00:43:56
So have you seen this video circulating of this, largest chem trail in the world?
00:44:03
Oh, no.
00:44:05
What's the.
00:44:06
So that one.
00:44:06
The good thing is extremely rare, because you need all the conditions
00:44:11
with the ingredients at the right time and at the right time of day.
00:44:14
So to be clear, that applies to every cloud.
00:44:18
Every moisture formation in the world
00:44:20
depends on the right conditions for that formation.
00:44:24
Here's why I want to show this video on this side,
00:44:27
to the extreme, to every little cloud image.
00:44:31
No. It's just a storm coming in.
00:44:33
I don't know what the,
00:44:35
oh is it?
00:44:35
So there's an easy explanation for the shape of the cloud.
00:44:37
It didn't come out of a giant ass of a plane.
00:44:41
Oh. On.
00:44:42
I mean, there's obviously storms all here.
00:44:45
Oh, interests here tend to move your
00:44:49
chem trails.
00:44:49
Oh, that's not good.
00:44:50
And instead, what I would three years
00:44:53
you temperature the Portuguese we had.
00:44:56
We have proof that they are chem trailing there.
00:44:59
They spray.
00:44:59
Sure.
00:45:00
There's the break.
00:45:02
I don't know why you want to fight there.
00:45:03
There are patterns this close. Those ones. Oh.
00:45:06
Those ones. Wait.
00:45:07
How do you know I brought one? I brought the biggest one I could find.
00:45:10
I am contributing, I'm not denying.
00:45:11
I'm not a computer. I'm not a science.
00:45:14
No. Circumstantial.
00:45:16
You're.
00:45:17
No, I just asked, it was more or less, What say you?
00:45:21
I mean that how did that form.
00:45:23
If not, it was such a perfectly straight line.
00:45:26
The only. It was such an odd formation.
00:45:29
Your definition in your science.
00:45:31
The only explanation was storms off of the Earth must be manufactured.
00:45:35
No, no.
00:45:35
When it's when it's following a plane that just went through the area
00:45:40
and then it lingers in the air for like hours when other ones that fly
00:45:44
through the area don't linger in the air for hours, it just makes it right.
00:45:47
So I agree with that.
00:45:48
Planes can have particulates
00:45:50
that can start cloud formations, contrail formation.
00:45:53
That is correct.
00:45:55
That is correct.
00:45:56
It's not what
00:45:58
and and the cloud fronts that,
00:46:01
sometimes form a straight line.
00:46:05
Naturally, some of it
00:46:08
they do, but even even a couple of feet can make
00:46:11
a completely different change of moisture, pressure,
00:46:14
temperature, creating a completely different type of cloud formation,
00:46:19
some that may stay there for a long time.
00:46:23
But that's what I did.
00:46:24
You mentioned the most important
00:46:25
grifting our government who's who's posting these videos.
00:46:29
I did see if random guy with his flagged grants to link Snohomish
00:46:35
Lake and filter the the the wonderful, skilled person who coded it.
00:46:39
There's a little pill in the middle.
00:46:41
Orange is Gary. It's got a little gar.
00:46:44
It's red is bright.
00:46:45
It's got a little b r and, blue with a is draw.
00:46:49
You posted a video about that.
00:46:53
It's pretty fancy.
00:46:55
It's it's pretty good.
00:46:58
Doctor draw who posted Americans thinks the sun revolves around
00:47:02
the Earth was according to surveys about more than ten believe
00:47:06
mothership is flat and about that same number.
00:47:09
Believe that NASA faked the moon landings 27%.
00:47:13
What's the difference? That's the same, isn't it?
00:47:15
The same grift that NASA is a hoax?
00:47:19
Well, I mean, it says this guy
00:47:21
similar with a Snapchat filter in his apartment sound.
00:47:25
He might be a douche, but he does look like he has a graph behind him.
00:47:29
So it's official American adults only.
00:47:31
Astrology is true. 13%.
00:47:35
He had like seven music in the background, but we might get copyright
00:47:39
right?
00:47:41
Copyright, right.
00:47:42
That's why we repeat things right.
00:47:43
I realized, no, no, no,
00:47:45
a lot of the times repeat things is because we repeat each other.
00:47:49
You repeat thing, right?
00:47:50
27 plus repeat each other.
00:47:53
Quick. Come on. 27 plus 51.
00:47:56
I'm not a mathematician.
00:47:57
Real 78 or 10% believe.
00:47:59
How many people participated in that number study in 2022?
00:48:05
Americans believe in Bigfoot.
00:48:09
Yeah, we can't see because the stupid caption is over.
00:48:11
It is rising.
00:48:13
Almost half of it just says it's rising.
00:48:16
Well, that just tells me that we're getting closer to idiots.
00:48:18
If Americans believe in ghosts about.
00:48:21
Well, now there's nothing.
00:48:22
Now ghosts could be real.
00:48:24
That they can't interact with us. They can real.
00:48:27
You can believe in them.
00:48:31
40% believe in psychics.
00:48:38
Isn't anyone else ashamed at these numbers?
00:48:40
Like.
00:48:40
Yes, honey, if you have somebody sitting next to you that believes in flat earth.
00:48:46
Sorry, Joe.
00:48:48
Then it's kind of your fault too, because you need to.
00:48:50
This.
00:48:51
This whole thing about everybody's great, and everybody deserves a trophy.
00:48:54
And everybody's so special is bullshit.
00:48:57
Start holding your friends accountable.
00:48:59
Start making sure that they have a standard that you can achieve,
00:49:04
agree on a standard, and then keep yourselves to that standard.
00:49:08
That's what's wrong with this world.
00:49:09
We don't do that anymore because it's like, oh,
00:49:11
don't make somebody feel bad by telling them that they're fucking lazy, fat ass.
00:49:15
You just got to hold their hand and say, everything will be fine.
00:49:19
So I don't know
00:49:19
where that I don't know where that came from.
00:49:23
I heard a surprising
00:49:24
47% of people with advanced degrees,
00:49:28
like a PhD or a doctorate,
00:49:32
believe in a personal God who answers prayers. 7%.
00:49:37
Did you mention that?
00:49:38
That's the ultimate grift. Forget government.
00:49:40
Did you mention religion in your monologue?
00:49:41
I didn't hear it.
00:49:43
Yes. Several, but I don't really hear your monologue
00:49:47
because I have to hear it 20 times when I mix up the song.
00:49:52
Yeah, I did the song at all.
00:49:55
But it's going to be bad this week because it wasn't a good monologue.
00:49:59
Sorry about that.
00:50:00
And it'll be the whole sciency ness of of the universe you don't believe
00:50:04
in, like the power of suggestion that if you put enough thought power that
00:50:10
you meant to say you do believe
00:50:12
in the power of suggestion, right? Yes.
00:50:17
Okay,
00:50:19
okay. See what I did there?
00:50:21
All right.
00:50:21
I watched some debate here.
00:50:23
I watched some debate the other day.
00:50:24
And they this this woman repeated every one of her sentences with right.
00:50:30
Talk about the power of suggestion.
00:50:31
What I'm saying, regardless of what I'm saying, regardless of the merit, right
00:50:35
is right. Yeah, yeah, I guess right. Right.
00:50:38
And human evolution that people simply arrived fully formed
00:50:44
more than what's wrong with them.
00:50:47
Free formed, pre-formed.
00:50:49
If if they weren't fully formed for whatever being an organism, they were.
00:50:53
Well, that's, that's a paradox.
00:50:55
Of course, they were fully formed for whatever they were.
00:50:59
Now, if you meant fully formed human.
00:51:00
That's not what he said.
00:51:04
To be clear,
00:51:06
half of Americans.
00:51:08
We're trying to help you guys.
00:51:09
Trying to help you. Help me. Help you.
00:51:11
If that Jesus will return to earth
00:51:14
at some point, they'll only 1 in 10
00:51:17
believe that it will happen within their lifetimes.
00:51:20
Not in my backyard.
00:51:21
Even even with the rapture, people are like, not in my backyard
00:51:26
or river thirds of Americans.
00:51:28
He just said more.
00:51:29
A huge number believes that Jesus is going to come back.
00:51:32
1 in 10 believers could come back in their lifetime, which kind of their backyard
00:51:36
they they've had an encounter with the
00:51:40
how many people believe he already came back and we're just living in hell.
00:51:42
There are normal.
00:51:44
I am not casting judgment on anyone or whatever you want to call it.
00:51:48
Yeah, I want to believe I am just reporting the numbers.
00:51:52
I like numbers I do to.
00:51:59
To be clear, the first one he
00:52:00
said that I probably didn't hear because the sound is 1 in 4.
00:52:03
People believe that the sun revolves around the earth.
00:52:08
That's 25% of people
00:52:11
surveyed believe that the sun revolves around the Earth.
00:52:15
I want to make sure that we heard that again.
00:52:17
That's ridiculous.
00:52:20
Is it? Yes.
00:52:24
I think it should be much, much lower.
00:52:27
But I mean, it doesn't I mean, does it fucking matter?
00:52:32
No. Yes.
00:52:32
It doesn't change your light.
00:52:35
Hey, hey.
00:52:36
Excuse me.
00:52:37
Guy cutting me open to take my appendix out.
00:52:39
Do you believe that the sun revolves around the earth?
00:52:42
That's a fair question, right?
00:52:45
I guess it's a good point.
00:52:46
If you were to decide. There's no way.
00:52:49
There's no way you have all of your, like, everything else, locked point.
00:52:52
But this just one thing is off. So. Yeah.
00:52:54
Yeah, it's shit off as well.
00:52:57
That's the thing.
00:52:58
If you believe some ridiculous nonsense, what else do you believe?
00:53:02
Right? I'm not.
00:53:03
Not in our anesthetics.
00:53:04
Maybe so. No, please don't cut me open.
00:53:07
Right.
00:53:08
Well, speaking of believing in ridiculous nonsense, I bought another,
00:53:12
dog bed pillow from, from our good friend Mike Lindell.
00:53:16
If you use the promo code TDC podcast, you will not get a discount
00:53:20
from this podcast,
00:53:21
but you will get a discount from a podcast that I'm familiar with that I.
00:53:25
Okay, no of that. I'm.
00:53:27
But so he always puts a
00:53:29
Bible quote
00:53:31
in his oh so or at least somebody does.
00:53:34
Oh. So this is from down the road.
00:53:36
Go go go yeah. Go.
00:53:38
Galatians Galaxy Skeletons Live 2220.
00:53:42
Ephesians Philippi Ians.
00:53:44
Oh yeah. So Colossians,
00:53:48
oh God, the Holy Spirit,
00:53:51
right?
00:53:52
But when the Holy Spirit controls our lives,
00:53:54
he will produce this kind of fruit in us.
00:53:58
Love, joy, peace, peace, patience, kindness,
00:54:02
goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control.
00:54:06
Patience. Fruit.
00:54:07
I'm sorry.
00:54:07
Did you say peace?
00:54:11
Keith couldn't.
00:54:12
Peace. I just want to.
00:54:14
I want to know love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness.
00:54:18
None of those are fruits.
00:54:20
Except for what Brady said.
00:54:24
Do you feel love?
00:54:26
Joy? Peace?
00:54:26
Patience? Kindness?
00:54:27
Goodness? Faith well enough? Faithfulness?
00:54:29
Well, faithfulness to your wife?
00:54:31
Gentleness and self-control,
00:54:34
I don't.
00:54:35
If you do, then the Holy Spirit is within you.
00:54:38
Praise be to God.
00:54:40
Amen, Amen.
00:54:42
Amen, Amen.
00:54:44
Yeah, that's all right. Amen.
00:54:46
I don't mind interpreting inspiration and calling it spirit full.
00:54:50
I don't mind that one bit.
00:54:53
My problem with spirituals
00:54:55
is it involves spirits, and spirits are like booze.
00:55:01
My problem is that their spiritual will
00:55:04
or or alcohol lowers inhibitions
00:55:09
and allows the spirits to enter, and is why they call it that.
00:55:13
I'm going to leave this in the room again.
00:55:14
I don't believe in that.
00:55:15
That's just a traditional thing that I've heard.
00:55:18
Yeah, why? They're called spirits.
00:55:20
Sounds right.
00:55:21
You made it sound like it was the other way around.
00:55:23
It, in fact, is not at least a tradition in history.
00:55:26
And since we've established the tradition and history
00:55:28
is more important than reality sometimes on the show.
00:55:31
Ergo,
00:55:33
I forgot what we were arguing about now, but it was amazing.
00:55:35
It would have been great.
00:55:36
I could remember right there, but it's still stuck in my cries.
00:55:39
Oh yeah, nausea or nausea created.
00:55:41
That's what it was.
00:55:42
You're nauseated.
00:55:43
I did, I did, I found the video I was looking for. So here.
00:55:45
Oh. Good shot.
00:55:47
Just a brief, brief moment.
00:55:48
Eventually gave it space, but moments later, a man with her reaches
00:55:53
for, a 7.5 hour pace for the show.
00:55:56
I hope you guys are hydrated.
00:55:58
Oh, crap.
00:55:59
I want to document the aftermath.
00:56:01
He just laid on top of her and didn't move at all.
00:56:05
Oh my gosh, he's not moving.
00:56:07
But he's doing it just to make you feel like shit.
00:56:09
Lady, he's not really dead.
00:56:10
He's like he's trying not to laugh while he's doing it.
00:56:12
Calling the authorities,
00:56:13
she tells me they notice the man and woman walking away and decided to.
00:56:17
Interesting. So they did. It looks like they cut a lot of that out.
00:56:19
Maybe. Maybe the manatee actually didn't die.
00:56:23
What was it?
00:56:24
Manatee.
00:56:24
Manatee seal, seal of the seal, whatever.
00:56:29
A kiss from a rose.
00:56:33
Oh, do you know what?
00:56:35
You know something. And then?
00:56:38
And then I think he.
00:56:41
You have any more guests in the chat?
00:56:42
These flat rants said, grifters.
00:56:47
If the IRS or Sears
00:56:50
or the FBI or your bank ever asked you to pay for something and gift cards,
00:56:56
do not pay for something in gift cards, right?
00:57:01
You get the green dot money for.
00:57:03
Oh, speaking of grift, I've got a grift here.
00:57:06
Where's Gary?
00:57:06
Where in the world is Gary?
00:57:08
So here's a, here's a tease.
00:57:10
This is a clue for my where in the world?
00:57:13
This is also not on the.
00:57:14
I uploaded this not too long ago. Gary, you're in the room.
00:57:17
Yeah,
00:57:19
you're a liar.
00:57:20
So here's a teaser.
00:57:22
This is from, just this afternoon when I, was leaving the airport.
00:57:26
I found a grifter.
00:57:28
I didn't really even think about the show when I thought about the show.
00:57:32
A video of them.
00:57:33
But I didn't think the fact that he was grifting.
00:57:35
I didn't, but, here's this here's this gentleman here.
00:57:39
So I muted it because I was playing just, copyrighted music.
00:57:42
But, Yep.
00:57:44
He's just doing this.
00:57:48
The entire time.
00:57:50
Just that's doing the same, same expression.
00:57:53
He's got two weights in his hands and he's just doing like,
00:57:55
raise the roof type, like exercise.
00:57:58
And he's got an American flag.
00:57:59
He's got two shopping carts covered in shed.
00:58:01
He's got some cardboard, and, he's just sitting there, exercising.
00:58:08
He's got
00:58:10
he's got two signs there or one sign.
00:58:13
It says, hold on.
00:58:14
I zoom in here, I wait till I zoom in, but, yeah,
00:58:16
he's just doing this the entire time. Spare any change?
00:58:19
And then he's got a bunch of dollar signs and a couple cents signs.
00:58:22
All scattered about.
00:58:24
There's about $12 and cents.
00:58:26
Sign.
00:58:30
It's, there's a picture of a bunny,
00:58:31
and it says to for some reason.
00:58:36
Are you guys
00:58:36
got nothing on my rifle flipper?
00:58:39
The rifle flipper that I just got.
00:58:41
Judge.
00:58:41
And blessed is what it says on the side of the sign.
00:58:44
Going down the side of it, like side judge every blessed spirit change.
00:58:50
Wow. So he's just. Yeah. Spare any change?
00:58:52
You just.
00:58:54
I mean, he's unique, right?
00:58:56
He's working out. He's not haggling people.
00:58:58
He's just got the sign and he's just, like, doing his weights.
00:59:01
I'm like, trying to be a character.
00:59:03
I don't know if he's expecting me.
00:59:04
People to like, film him
00:59:05
and put it on on the internet like, oh my God, look at this guy.
00:59:07
Because that's literally what I did. Yep.
00:59:10
I mean, not exactly, but.
00:59:15
The entire time, you can tell, was when I, before
00:59:17
I pulled out this, you was just the way this guy was doing this exact thing.
00:59:21
Exact same expression, same speed. Has called in.
00:59:23
They want their cart back.
00:59:26
It was that craft mart.
00:59:28
Oh, no.
00:59:29
Are you spying on my.
00:59:32
So he's kind of rubbing it into the other homeless.
00:59:34
Like they don't have any carts and he has two.
00:59:36
I mean, he's like the 1% of the homeless.
00:59:40
I'm producing a craft.
00:59:41
All right. Oh, look. How does he push both cards?
00:59:43
I guess you got to pull one, push the other.
00:59:45
The one just looks like he's got blankets and shit in there.
00:59:48
Which is weird, because it's not going to be cold.
00:59:50
Yes, you push and pull one.
00:59:52
That is correct.
00:59:55
There was another clue in case
00:59:57
anybody missed that.
01:00:00
There's homeless people everywhere.
01:00:01
That's a shitty clue.
01:00:02
No, what I had just said prior to the fact that he has blankets
01:00:06
and it's not going to be cold.
01:00:10
But it's May in the United States.
01:00:13
I mean, that narrows it down to Winnipeg.
01:00:15
It's not Winnipeg. It's too cold in Winnipeg.
01:00:17
Everyone or Marquette,
01:00:19
everywhere else,
01:00:19
like he could be right now because it's well, is he he's shirtless in some shorts
01:00:22
and stuff, looking like he's, where does shirtless where does shirtless Joe.
01:00:28
No, don't say he looks shirtless.
01:00:29
Jewish. Give him a mohawk.
01:00:32
Let's go all the way.
01:00:33
The skin tone is the same.
01:00:35
So every time I see Joe, it's at a party or some kind of an event.
01:00:39
Does he ever go out with the hair down?
01:00:41
I've always seen it.
01:00:43
Yeah, Cletus, if if it's not spiked up,
01:00:46
it looks like Cletus.
01:00:50
The slack jawed yokel. Yes.
01:00:53
Correct. That's so. No one's gonna guess anywhere.
01:00:55
Like you're not even gonna throw guesses out there. You're.
01:00:57
I give all these clues, you're just gonna lose your heart.
01:01:00
I wonder where he is. Who?
01:01:02
Okay, for.
01:01:05
At least you're going the right direction in Maryland right now.
01:01:08
No, I don't think it's warm in Maryland right now.
01:01:10
I think this guy's crazy.
01:01:13
Oh, I mean, yeah.
01:01:18
Brilliant.
01:01:20
This guy's crazy.
01:01:25
It would make more sense if you're in Florida,
01:01:28
but I think you're in your own vehicle.
01:01:32
No, I'm not in my own vehicle. Oh.
01:01:37
Oh, then I don't know either.
01:01:39
I rescind my guess.
01:01:40
I have no idea.
01:01:45
I was going to say, judge and bless.
01:01:48
Like, he's like, look,
01:01:49
if you don't give me a shit, guy's going to judge the fuck out of you, bruh.
01:01:53
You know, you should give him.
01:01:56
We mean sandwich.
01:01:58
We're out here. Yeah, yeah,
01:02:01
that for me?
01:02:02
As he looks well-fed.
01:02:03
Let's fucking go. This is all he does.
01:02:05
I mean, I fucking was pretty skinny.
01:02:09
Yeah, but he he doesn't look like skin and bones.
01:02:13
Like, he looks like he's got a good, good sense of,
01:02:15
like, a good tone of muscle on him.
01:02:16
Like that's like that's optimal.
01:02:18
Maybe you have a date. You
01:02:21
know, I'm
01:02:22
just saying, like, body fat, muscle, like, everything's like it's built
01:02:26
for, swiftness, you know, it's not.
01:02:30
It's not too much muscle. Like. That's bulking muscle. That's not.
01:02:32
That's a useless muscle.
01:02:33
It's not a practical muscle.
01:02:37
This guy can outrun a cheetah
01:02:40
and also do, like, a bunch of things to pull himself out of it.
01:02:43
Bacon again, in whole matter.
01:02:45
Roll through grated potatoes, I vegetable oil,
01:02:48
pour the eggs through a skimmer into the pan with hot oil.
01:02:51
Season the omelet with salt and black pepper.
01:02:53
You're making this guy hungry.
01:02:54
He makes the omelet with herbs and grated cheese.
01:02:59
Fill the pockets with omelet and herbs.
01:03:01
Yes, a delicious I like filling my pockets
01:03:04
with stuff, especially gold herbs.
01:03:07
The perfect crunch and boring omelet.
01:03:09
Dip the spatulas with batter and slices of fried bacon again in the liquid.
01:03:13
You fill the pockets.
01:03:15
I do this all the time.
01:03:16
You pour the eggs through a skimmer into the pan with hot oil,
01:03:19
seasoned the omelet with salt and black pepper.
01:03:23
Mix the omelet with herbs and grated cheese.
01:03:25
Why you got to pour it through skimmer, pockets with a neat, fluffy look.
01:03:31
Okay.
01:03:32
With omelet and herbs, a delicious treat.
01:03:36
Are you in New Mexico?
01:03:39
Yes, I'm in a weed legal state, and I don't think New Mexico's weed legal.
01:03:44
Oh, okay.
01:03:44
You are in California?
01:03:47
Yes, sir.
01:03:49
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! No!
01:03:51
But that would have been a good guess.
01:03:54
It was a good guess.
01:03:56
Is he make it?
01:03:56
Is this the outside of his sandwich?
01:04:01
Is this the bread?
01:04:03
That should be the bread.
01:04:05
How do you hold the dough without getting, like, grease?
01:04:08
And who cares?
01:04:09
That's the whole point of, like, the bread. It's like there's no.
01:04:11
You're right.
01:04:12
It's the perfect thing.
01:04:13
The whole you know, there's no other medium that you can use as such.
01:04:19
Right?
01:04:20
Taco shell.
01:04:25
That sort of is the same thing.
01:04:26
It's like a it's like, KFC used to have that.
01:04:30
Is that cheese?
01:04:31
Chicken breasts with some bacon and cheese in the middle.
01:04:34
So it was it was a sandwich, but it was too chicken.
01:04:37
It was good. Yes, I was nasty.
01:04:40
And I had one that was like a double
01:04:43
double down, double down, double down, the double down.
01:04:46
Oh, yeah. Sorry about it.
01:04:48
Not about it, but I literally thought he was taking the, the, the meat,
01:04:53
cutting it in half and then putting a slice of tortilla in the center of it.
01:04:57
Oh no. Like the bread is cheese. Yeah.
01:04:59
It was cheese.
01:05:00
That's the. You said it
01:05:03
when polar said what to do with anything I mean, well you got to be racist. Do
01:05:08
a Poland isn't a race.
01:05:15
Draw, are you?
01:05:16
Nolan's.
01:05:18
No, no, I'm not.
01:05:22
I could see I could see the California and the New Orleans.
01:05:25
Based on the video that I showed, I could see that.
01:05:28
Right. Okay.
01:05:29
Are you somewhere in Texas?
01:05:34
No. Definitely not.
01:05:37
Are you where this music originated from?
01:05:46
Wrong.
01:05:53
Where is it?
01:05:54
And I put the wrong video on the back.
01:05:57
On the right.
01:05:59
The precisely what I'm saying is
01:06:00
you're wrong. Oh.
01:06:04
No, no.
01:06:07
Are you anywhere on the East Coast?
01:06:09
No. You're down the National War on up.
01:06:15
Are you anywhere on the West Coast?
01:06:19
You can't just do that.
01:06:21
Really? Because that's.
01:06:23
I literally went to school to troubleshoot.
01:06:25
And there's a whole name for that, like cut and shit
01:06:27
and have to make it more efficient. But I can do that. Yeah.
01:06:29
And you should have already realized that based on what was going on at my window.
01:06:33
And I'm not going to present it again because I already did.
01:06:35
So I'm not just going to reiterate the same shit because it's fuck your game,
01:06:39
fuck you.
01:06:43
I'm just going to skip for weeks to watch.
01:06:45
Are you in Atlanta, Georgia?
01:06:48
I'm in one of the major city areas that you would probably lose some.
01:06:53
The viewer listening.
01:06:55
Thank God I will know that it does put the heat up on you.
01:07:01
And I should warn you, the girls are as fine as California.
01:07:14
Are you in Phoenix, Arizona?
01:07:19
Technically, it's a potentially bigger.
01:07:25
Yeah.
01:07:26
It was a weird feeling chip was going to put you to go near
01:07:29
the girls is fine in California.
01:07:31
I just don't know that.
01:07:33
Or maybe I did.
01:07:34
Yeah, I know those lyrics, but I can't help it.
01:07:36
I think that's biggie or that's for my brother to make sure
01:07:40
to check out the artwork, because they know I love me.
01:07:46
Rage quit when the answer that to go do this,
01:07:50
does not set in the world.
01:07:55
Drew yo Georgia is that were death Valley.
01:07:58
What?
01:07:58
I just walked outside
01:07:59
to the fucking rental car area and it was like, oh my fucking God,
01:08:04
it's a dry. It's gonna be it's over.
01:08:05
It was 108 when I.
01:08:07
It was 108.
01:08:07
Doesn't matter if it's dry or not, it's 108.
01:08:10
It definitely matters.
01:08:11
It's I'm not saying it's not hot. That's a stupidity.
01:08:14
If it's 100.
01:08:14
Yeah, but it doesn't get 108 in the wet areas in the humidity.
01:08:19
So it's like I'm being baked, you know, it's like you're being baked to death.
01:08:25
It's like you're being baked.
01:08:26
I'd rather be baked.
01:08:27
I'd rather be.
01:08:28
I'd rather be steamed than Baker.
01:08:30
I just feel like the place you're at least some moisture.
01:08:36
So I, I mean, I'm being dehydrating this.
01:08:40
There's all situation.
01:08:44
Whatever.
01:08:45
I just ran in to the baker, Texas.
01:08:50
My cousin is a big ball hooter.
01:08:52
Like a huge ball.
01:08:54
Can Gary say these?
01:08:57
This is not appropriate.
01:08:58
Yeah. You can't. Yeah. Those are childish enough.
01:09:01
Those are definitely childish enough.
01:09:02
Yeah.
01:09:03
Like the the parody had a bunch of horrific swear words in it.
01:09:06
So I replaced him with all with horrific horror.
01:09:10
You see what I did there.
01:09:12
Horrific.
01:09:13
Yeah. There's, there's, there's vulgar cursing.
01:09:15
Then there's horrific vulgar cursing.
01:09:18
All hooter.
01:09:19
You should go to dinner with them.
01:09:21
I'll give you his number.
01:09:23
Get excited.
01:09:25
The bum base is coming out tonight.
01:09:27
I got it where it looks like. Dumbass.
01:09:30
Since we've seen a good cover slut
01:09:33
is in the bum ass.
01:09:38
Yes. This weekend's going to be good.
01:09:41
Don't even talk to me.
01:09:43
I just ran in to the biggest Texas.
01:09:52
There was a Gary clip.
01:09:53
It's got be.
01:09:54
Yes, yes, it was.
01:09:56
There's another one.
01:09:58
Show me another one.
01:10:01
Why is it keep on sharing.
01:10:04
It was Weiner.
01:10:05
Quick.
01:10:07
It was cool.
01:10:08
Don't make him any better. And it was not anxious.
01:10:10
Watch her. It was not tossing and turning.
01:10:13
It was considered the most intimate and productive hour of the entire day.
01:10:17
People prey. Second sleep.
01:10:19
The period between sleep and then two.
01:10:21
It was called the watch.
01:10:23
And it was.
01:10:23
What is wakefulness?
01:10:25
It was not tossing and turning.
01:10:27
It was considered the most intimate and productive hour of the entire day.
01:10:31
People prayed.
01:10:32
They read by candlelight or firelight to neighbors in the dark.
01:10:36
Let's.
01:10:36
They reflected on their dreams, which arrived more at our than at any other.
01:10:42
18th century French physician named Lorenzo Bear
01:10:44
specifically ended the couple's conceive after the first sleep.
01:10:48
He wrote that they would have more enjoyment and do it better.
01:10:52
Scholars and poets used the watch to compose their best work.
01:10:56
I'm allowed to do that as long as I don't wake my wife up when I do it.
01:10:59
Religious communities built during prayer around it.
01:11:02
The practice was so woven into daily life that folk songs referenced it casually.
01:11:06
A medieval English ballad instructs at the wake
01:11:09
of your first writing, you shall have a hot drink made.
01:11:12
Could anybody treat in the war?
01:11:13
I mean, it always ends up messy after it was as natural as eating lunch.
01:11:16
It was, as expected, a sunset.
01:11:18
The period between sleeps had a name too.
01:11:21
It was called The Watch and it was that was that.
01:11:25
It was called the watch. The watch.
01:11:27
Do you spell watch? Oh
01:11:30
woah.
01:11:32
Watch.
01:11:34
This is the watch for me.
01:11:37
The watch.
01:11:39
Beside the show I have a chore to to accomplish.
01:11:43
I backed the truck up with a bunch of kindling.
01:11:46
After empty out the truck.
01:11:49
You backed it up with a bunch of kindling.
01:11:51
What is that like?
01:11:51
Where did you get the kindling from?
01:11:55
You know, the ground.
01:11:57
Okay. Why is it in the truck?
01:11:59
Because I wanted kindling.
01:12:03
Where did you get it from?
01:12:05
What ground?
01:12:06
You said that.
01:12:07
That's a great.
01:12:07
You just drove your truck around
01:12:09
picking up kindling and throwing around the ground.
01:12:11
Yeah.
01:12:13
It was actually, I have my dad's house yesterday,
01:12:16
doing some yard cleanup.
01:12:19
For Mother's day.
01:12:20
Well, well, yeah, my mom and dad's house, but my dad and I cleaned up the yard.
01:12:25
What do you guys do, go out for brunch?
01:12:26
You guys go out for brunch on Father's Day, then?
01:12:29
No. Clean up the yard for Mother's Day and you go to confession.
01:12:34
I get it, I get jokes.
01:12:39
I don't I just answer questions.
01:12:42
What's this?
01:12:45
That is, Spirit Airlines.
01:12:48
Yeah.
01:12:49
What do you think about this?
01:12:52
So this is Spirit Airlines.
01:12:53
They're doing, crowdfunding
01:12:54
or at least trying to some millionaire who could already buy it.
01:12:58
I think they have already started passing off some of the assets, though,
01:13:02
so I don't know if it's a fully together airline still.
01:13:06
Right.
01:13:09
I don't know the guy that started this at first.
01:13:12
He said he was going to buy it.
01:13:14
I think it's, some or maybe it was a completely different guy,
01:13:17
but there was a black millionaire that, one to buy it.
01:13:20
He got it.
01:13:20
I can't just talk about you there.
01:13:22
Why do you got to say Black Millionaire?
01:13:23
Well, because he wanted to make everything.
01:13:25
All the jokes were the soul plane. Spirit Airlines.
01:13:28
Understand? Nigga with without Eagle guy.
01:13:31
Soul plane is a great movie.
01:13:33
But,
01:13:37
the fact that they were like, were,
01:13:38
you know, it's going to be owned by a black person.
01:13:40
And they were like, oh, we got a black owned airline.
01:13:42
And it's like, I don't know, I feel like the spirit airline
01:13:44
was kind of owned by black people anyway. I mean, have you ever.
01:13:47
Yes. Googled World Star, Spirit Airlines, Golden
01:13:49
Corral, World Star, Spirit Airlines, Carnival Cruise.
01:13:54
I thought you guys wanted to support black owned companies.
01:13:58
There's I'm not as up on football,
01:14:00
so they cite several times the green Bay Packers situation.
01:14:03
And that's what they want to do with this.
01:14:06
The green Bay Packers is what like a share situation like yeah.
01:14:10
Can you buy into the green Bay Packers at any time you want two fans basically.
01:14:15
What do they get checks in the mail for the revenue payout.
01:14:18
Like what? No. How do you sign up for that.
01:14:21
How do you how do you know the owners?
01:14:27
How do you buy into that?
01:14:27
How do you be an owner of the green Bay Packers, or is it close?
01:14:30
I think it's, you probably have to inherit it.
01:14:33
We'll we'll definitely look it up.
01:14:35
Yeah, yeah.
01:14:37
So that's what he says, like,
01:14:38
oh, this is just like going to be like the green Bay Packers.
01:14:41
I think he mentions another another thing as mentioned in here as well.
01:14:45
But apparently, they've raised over 300 million, I believe.
01:14:51
But don't make it any different.
01:14:52
They're going to run it differently.
01:14:54
And it's not just going to run into the ground. Sorry.
01:14:55
That's a bad way to say that.
01:14:59
Rudder.
01:14:59
There's no airplane on the ground TV.
01:15:02
Like, why would the only person that could benefit from this is somebody
01:15:05
who happens to already own an airline that needs a whole extra, you know,
01:15:08
they actually could use the planes because I'm assuming that they just buy out the.
01:15:13
Yeah, as I'm saying,
01:15:13
I think some of the stuff has already been because they need to declare bankruptcy.
01:15:17
They don't like wait for a crowdfunding to come through like they have.
01:15:21
No, you don't even have any situation
01:15:24
going on yet, like you have no stake in the game.
01:15:25
Yeah, it's like they're already peeling shit away.
01:15:28
So at this point you're potentially just buying a name.
01:15:30
I don't know, a bad name.
01:15:33
Oh, really, really bad name. Right?
01:15:35
Yeah. No, we don't we don't even believe in spirit.
01:15:37
Synonymous with shit. Yeah, right.
01:15:38
Synonymous with with terrible service.
01:15:41
Why does shit keep happening to this plane?
01:15:43
Well, I don't know.
01:15:43
For one, it's called the spirit spirits.
01:15:46
Spirit?
01:15:48
What flight are we on? Six. Six. Six.
01:15:51
No worries. Here.
01:15:56
Well, maybe I'll pull up some clips of,
01:15:57
Soul Plane for the Rumble side, but maybe not.
01:16:03
Okay, let's do this before we go to Rumble.
01:16:05
See this? Let's do this room.
01:16:08
Guys want to do this?
01:16:09
I mean, we are on Rumble, but I sense that for what's
01:16:13
that?
01:16:14
Please, please, please fix me.
01:16:18
Horse and Beth.
01:16:19
Always. Please, please.
01:16:22
Here it is. Horse.
01:16:24
Please please please just. 000.
01:16:31
Is she a charlatan?
01:16:33
I'm sorry, grifter, I mean, she's she wants your money
01:16:38
and your clicks for her. Just opinion.
01:16:42
So what I.
01:16:45
I can yeah.
01:16:46
That's that.
01:16:47
I don't think that's not so upsetting.
01:16:49
We all the Warner Brothers are definitely grifters.
01:16:53
Right.
01:16:54
And I have one that was published in Pro, which is the top journal in physics.
01:16:58
And it did make quite a few headlines.
01:17:00
This new idea elegantly does away with the problem of quantum gravity,
01:17:03
and it also tells us what happened before time began.
01:17:06
Let's have a look.
01:17:07
The biggest open problem is the foundation of time doesn't exist since never began.
01:17:11
General relativity doesn't cooperate with quantum mechanics.
01:17:14
It's a problem.
01:17:14
If you started, I actually observed that the matter has quantum properties.
01:17:17
So gravity must react to these quantum properties of the matter somehow.
01:17:21
You just don't know how to make these two theories work together.
01:17:24
We need a theory of quantum gravity.
01:17:26
Such a theory of quantum gravity is necessary to understand
01:17:28
what happens in places
01:17:29
where gravity becomes very strong, because then the quantum
01:17:31
fluctuations of space and time are big.
01:17:33
These plays a role, but most importantly, inside of black holes in a quantum place
01:17:37
plays a role.
01:17:37
Most importantly, inside of black holes are not the Big Bang
01:17:40
the beginning of the universe?
01:17:41
The issue with quantum gravity is not that
01:17:43
we don't know how to convert Einstein's theory into a quantum theory.
01:17:47
Einstein's general relativity can be converted into a quantum theory.
01:17:50
Like the other interactions electric and magnetic, strong and weak nuclear force.
01:17:54
It shows that the quantum version of gravity that really has that
01:17:57
Bible sound exactly when one needs, you know, what I call sound off the Big Bang.
01:18:00
The authors of a new paper found a way to remedy this breakdown.
01:18:03
You see, the reason for quantizing gravity
01:18:05
so difficult is ultimately easy to understand
01:18:07
is because the strength of gravity is given by.
01:18:08
Newton's constant on that constant is.
01:18:10
I mentioned for it's got units.
01:18:12
The strength of the electromagnetic
01:18:14
interaction, on the other hand, is given by alpha,
01:18:15
which is approximately one over 137, and that one doesn't have units.
01:18:19
It's similar for the nuclear forces.
01:18:21
You said you took out.
01:18:22
One would need the strength of gravity to be dimensionless.
01:18:25
Two and there is a very weak you have the forces.
01:18:28
It's called quadratic gravity because the action is quadratic in the curvature.
01:18:32
And then the coupling constant has no units.
01:18:34
Don't worry if you don't know what this means.
01:18:35
The relative unit, the quadratic gravity does have a neat quantum version.
01:18:39
It just isn't compatible with our observations.
01:18:42
Then again, this isn't necessarily a problem.
01:18:44
It could be that in the cases that we observe gravity,
01:18:47
we have Einstein's normal gravity.
01:18:48
And then at high energies and strong curvature
01:18:50
it goes over into quadratic gravity which results the problem with quantizing it.
01:18:54
Then everything would work out. This is the idea. And the new paper.
01:18:57
The authors group from Perimeter Institute looked at how the origin of the universe
01:19:01
would work out with a transition to quadratic gravity.
01:19:03
They find that the universe originally does not have time at all.
01:19:05
It's four dimensional space,
01:19:07
but because of quantum fluctuations, there was a border in the space
01:19:09
where one of the dimensions turns into tight.
01:19:11
So this is where our universe probably began.
01:19:14
After this happens, the quantum properties drive
01:19:16
a rapid expansion off the universe.
01:19:17
This is very similar to what's usually called inflation.
01:19:19
This process eventually runs out of steam and stops.
01:19:21
Then the energy from the expansion converts
01:19:23
into matter and radiation, including dark matter.
01:19:25
So this idea solves several problems at once.
01:19:27
It explains how the universe started.
01:19:29
It explains how our universe came to be that big
01:19:31
from what should be a tiny quantum fluctuations.
01:19:33
It explains why the universe stopped rapidly and where matter came from.
01:19:37
And it does all that without running into the problem with quantum gravity.
01:19:41
They even make some predictions for how this idea could become measurable
01:19:44
in the future, from the gravitational waves
01:19:45
that will be produced in the early universe.
01:19:47
Sounds too good to be true. And yes, there is a caveat.
01:19:50
It's not a particular way
01:19:51
that they connect Einstein gravity in the low energy, low curvature range
01:19:54
that we observe to the quadratic gravity at high energy and strong
01:19:57
curvature is well-motivated, but not, strictly speaking, derived.
01:20:00
This means that basically they have some artistic
01:20:02
freedom in designing just how the transition happens.
01:20:04
So there is somewhat of a
01:20:05
gap in the logic, but maybe it's a gap that can be fixed with further work.
01:20:08
I give this paper a two out of ten on the bullshit meter.
01:20:11
There are a lot of theories
01:20:12
for the origin of the universe, but few are as minimalistic as that.
01:20:15
That's the ordinary gravity you can solve.
01:20:17
The problem with quantum gravity is not entirely new.
01:20:19
It's also behind an approach called
01:20:20
asymptotically safe gravity that goes back to Steven Weinberg.
01:20:23
But this is the first time that I've seen this idea apply to the Big Bang.
01:20:26
In summary, they solved quantum gravity, explained the Big Bang, and avoided
01:20:30
all known problems.
01:20:31
The only remaining to mention this was our first
01:20:34
design was aligned with science and this spanned from now view.
01:20:38
I showed the perfect example to see with eye catching looks the half
01:20:41
a pounds float in their base thanks to strong permanent magnets.
01:20:44
He's selling stuff that really don't need to look to me.
01:20:48
I thought I was timing it just right, but then I caught myself.
01:20:51
He thought, she's going to shut the fuck up.
01:20:52
And then she has now.
01:20:53
So this is our first show. What?
01:20:56
This is our first show that we are streaming on Kik and Facebook. Oh,
01:21:00
I've never heard of Kik.
01:21:03
Yeah, a bunch of people that got kicked off a YouTube
01:21:05
started rumble and a bunch of people that got kicked off a twitch started Kik.
01:21:10
That's the best way to describe it.
01:21:12
It's a free speech platform, okay.
01:21:15
But I figure it could, it could.
01:21:17
We might be like getting at least ten times the revenue we're getting now,
01:21:21
though
01:21:23
at least.
01:21:26
Oh, demo.
01:21:26
It could get a lot more time. Right.
01:21:29
So it's no longer a rumble only segment.
01:21:31
It's a rumble kick, and it's pretty much the only bastard is YouTube.
01:21:36
Then we're still going to rumble on the we're just we're widening our
01:21:40
we have our wide distribution.
01:21:41
Our which was an hour and 15 minutes today because my 15 minute fuck up which
01:21:45
I admit. But then I don't want to ever
01:21:49
do it again.
01:21:51
It will do it.
01:21:51
I will do it again.
01:21:54
Yeah. Do it. Yeah.
01:21:55
We, did we only have one more.
01:21:57
We have one more.
01:21:58
Oh, please.
01:21:59
Please show me.
01:22:04
Others have been.
01:22:05
We're on takedown.
01:22:06
And for more on all of this, let's bring in Doctor Amesh Adalja,
01:22:09
the senior scholar over Amish, Amish, Amish, health security, a doctor.
01:22:13
Thank you so much for joining us here.
01:22:15
This situation is the doctor.
01:22:17
So many people about those early days of 2020
01:22:20
with Covid 19 when it was starting to spread this.
01:22:23
Hopefully it does remind everyone of that right?
01:22:28
Yeah.
01:22:28
What I don't get is they took these people are still on
01:22:30
and they brought them here and now they're quarantining them here.
01:22:33
Yeah. Know why they didn't.
01:22:35
Why don't they quarantine them on the boat.
01:22:37
Like why don't we just keep you on the boat?
01:22:38
I don't know, I'm not a doctor.
01:22:39
I'm on a boat.
01:22:41
This is probably.
01:22:42
We need to use this boat for more cruises.
01:22:44
Yeah, I have so there's been many, many times where I've heard the only solution.
01:22:52
Was, like, more of a final solution, if you know what I'm saying.
01:22:55
Yikes.
01:22:57
And they should have just
01:23:00
taken
01:23:02
the entire boat.
01:23:04
Yeah. Will you do that?
01:23:06
You said it.
01:23:06
Okay. Titanic.
01:23:10
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01:23:15
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Article one.
01:23:39
Let's get ridiculous.
01:23:40
The sole purpose of our discourse, be it from guests post or any random loud mouth.
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That didn't work one fucking bit.
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Imitate a path to a mirthful existence.
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01:24:14
Proclamation of that unrestrained speech.
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In this crazy world where snowflakes battle everybody,
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So here goes. What you're gonna.
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Let's get ridiculous.
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We have here from guests.
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We have new footage of the
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And that's to any semblance of seriousness you've actually asked
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Everyone. Don't be a rama. Rama.
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Equal opportunity offenders. All right?
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You don't give a hoot.
01:24:58
But you know, like gender, race, religion, color mashups, cats or dogs.
01:25:03
The reserving your chairs at a resort
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to bait or dildos where you're most people from.
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Politicians have to wait to see what that means to our own sorry suspect.
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Nobody sir.
01:25:13
Not even GAM games Apple pie article three.
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Correct.
01:25:18
Listen, we ain't here to hold your hand or sugarcoat anything.
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01:25:28
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01:25:29
we want to put it on the belly laughs and maybe a couple of snorts.
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01:25:42
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01:25:43
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01:25:46
whether alive or pushing up daisies, is purely coincidental
01:25:49
and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
01:25:53
We're pretty sure the Earth is round, and I didn't actually take myself out,
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but honestly, who cares? Article five
01:25:59
parody.
01:26:01
Because why not?
01:26:04
Parody and satire are our bread and butter folks.
01:26:07
Any likeness to actual people or characters
01:26:10
is just us having a laugh, not a reason for a lawsuit.
01:26:14
We might not be the smartest cookies in the jar.
01:26:17
Always sure not to stir up some trouble.
01:26:20
Now, in closing, if you've made it this far
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without getting your undies in a twist, then congrats!
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You're our kind of people.
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We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some questionable joy,
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So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride
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While flags rants. Why?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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let's get ready for
01:27:03
Alton Brown to rumble.
01:27:04
I hope that you're ready to rumble.
01:27:06
I hope you're ready to rumble.
01:27:09
Give me a situation, though, is very different.
01:27:11
Right?
01:27:13
Exactly.
01:27:14
These are completely distinct viruses.
01:27:15
This is not an efficiently spreading respiratory virus the way Covid was.
01:27:19
So there's a whole different concept of operation going on here.
01:27:21
And it's a whole different trajectory. It's something that will be contained.
01:27:23
Yes. It's barring headlines. Yes. This is a deadly virus.
01:27:25
It's not very transmissible virus.
01:27:26
And we're trying to do public comments possible with this outbreak to stop.
01:27:28
It is not an epidemic or pandemic right.
01:27:29
And in fact,
01:27:30
when we hear about,
01:27:31
you know, how this virus spreads for rodents, things like that,
01:27:32
a lot of people are scratching their heads saying, how is this happening?
01:27:34
They're on a cruise ship, for example, because we know that the virus is too
01:27:38
serious. Is that guy serious?
01:27:41
So you can't get gonorrhea from a tractor?
01:27:45
How did they how did my husband get gonorrhea then?
01:27:47
If you can't get gonorrhea from a tractor. Oh.
01:27:54
It's going in Argentina, where there wasn't a birthday party several years ago.
01:27:58
So this isn't something you that the pharmacist. Wait.
01:28:00
There was an outbreak at a birthday party?
01:28:01
It wasn't a kid's birthday party, right?
01:28:03
It was a gay man's birthday party.
01:28:05
And they were sharing things.
01:28:07
I ordered a pizza and somehow got.
01:28:09
They'd say thank you for your order.
01:28:11
You are now pre-approved for the Capital One Platinum card pre pre
01:28:15
submit pre-approval.
01:28:16
And it's like I just ordered pizza.
01:28:17
What is this expected
01:28:20
to the initial person reporting in South America and in South America.
01:28:23
No. See what they did is you paid with your payment processing whatever you use.
01:28:27
And they went Holy shit.
01:28:29
This motherfucker's broke. Maybe he could use a credit card.
01:28:32
Yeah.
01:28:32
Which is a high season right now.
01:28:34
And in fact, the other people that they were in close
01:28:35
contact with,
01:28:36
this is something that spreads very easily. So it's nothing like Covid
01:28:38
and the fact that the recipient of the contract another.
01:28:39
So is it like monkeypox?
01:28:41
It doesn't spread easily.
01:28:43
You don't think that there's mice on this cruise ship?
01:28:47
I know there that's all I think.
01:28:48
And that's what I think. Of course. Yeah.
01:28:50
When I saw this cruise ship I thought oh what does it fly around our flight?
01:28:55
What is it? Cruise around in the Baltic Sea.
01:28:58
Helicopter.
01:28:59
Helicopter.
01:29:01
I think it's called the Honduras.
01:29:03
That should have been your first clue.
01:29:05
The whole thing. It's really not really.
01:29:07
It's like in the back of this man.
01:29:08
Exactly.
01:29:08
The entry version of a virus, which is a known person to person,
01:29:10
infected other people.
01:29:11
In this close environment, the virus is changing the hold on.
01:29:13
What is it to?
01:29:15
He just said, don't worry about it.
01:29:16
It's not easily spread it. But we know that this guy got
01:29:19
got this virus which is spread from person to person. So
01:29:23
very close contact.
01:29:24
So only people that you are intimate with.
01:29:27
I believe it's since when.
01:29:29
I mean, that's how Covid was to
01:29:33
so they said about those Aids,
01:29:36
they said so much of they said that I had to wipe my surfaces.
01:29:39
At first they said so much wrong.
01:29:41
I know now we're supposed to forgive you whatever way best
01:29:43
they can use in Stillwater surfaces.
01:29:47
Did you collect your groceries?
01:29:49
The couple times. It's like, I guess I did one.
01:29:51
I was like confused.
01:29:52
I'm like, how do you how is this even how does it make sense?
01:29:54
You're not going to wipe every
01:29:56
like,
01:29:58
Yeah, I know I did because I thought I it must have
01:30:02
to I don't, I don't yeah I don't know I never did because I'm not that gullible.
01:30:06
You an idiot.
01:30:07
Tell us a little about.
01:30:10
This.
01:30:11
Yeah, but if somebody says that something transfers
01:30:14
through touching surfaces
01:30:18
that I didn't fall for, it.
01:30:21
Day one, I said, this is funny.
01:30:24
Yeah, I definitely did that to.
01:30:27
I didn't even know people like, what are you doing?
01:30:28
And I was like, what do you mean?
01:30:29
They're like,
01:30:30
you just walked in and I said, yeah, I'm sorry, was I supposed to do something?
01:30:34
And then I look, I looked around in it, the place that I worked at several times
01:30:38
and did computer repair, I don't remember it was a bank, what it was.
01:30:41
I remember just a lot of glass and I'm like, there's nobody here.
01:30:44
What the fuck?
01:30:45
And the guy, like, calls me back. He wasn't even security.
01:30:47
He was probably just the dumb ass to do the short straw.
01:30:49
I think it was like the second day
01:30:50
when everything started going down in March of that.
01:30:52
Remember that era, that fateful year?
01:30:57
And I was like, do I'm not faithful year?
01:31:00
Oh, I didn't have a mask yet.
01:31:02
I walked into menards and I was getting glares.
01:31:08
Yeah, okay.
01:31:08
What do you want?
01:31:09
I was wearing a mask. I didn't have one.
01:31:12
I lost my chase.
01:31:13
Maybe chase bank work insisted I do some water on the body
01:31:18
beyond the mask, and I refused to do that.
01:31:20
Allegedly.
01:31:22
Oh. I mean, I escorted off a Selfridge Air Force
01:31:25
base for not wearing a mask.
01:31:29
We actually have an interview with Covid that we've watched.
01:31:31
I don't want to play it again.
01:31:32
It's kind of boring, but we do have an interview with the actual Covid virus.
01:31:37
He even at the end warned, don't, don't fall for that shit again.
01:31:41
Okay?
01:31:42
But rats with, what is it?
01:31:45
Hantavirus.
01:31:46
How they pronounce it, how to virus Hanta Hunter and the Hunter.
01:31:50
Hunter from the hunter sneeze
01:31:52
is the least of your worries when you're on a cruise ship.
01:31:56
CBP and I say these cruise ship worker arrests late last month
01:32:00
as part of something called child tidal wave border people.
01:32:04
Sorry for the audio on the right side eye during
01:32:07
or distributing child pornography clips. Why?
01:32:11
Oh, there's another video that sparked questions as to why
01:32:15
border protection boarded and detained.
01:32:17
It's just her. Yeah, look at this.
01:32:18
They're like, oh my God.
01:32:19
There's oh my God, I can't believe late April.
01:32:23
Aren't they thinking hurry, hurry.
01:32:26
Can't believe the border patrols are pretty well rustling.
01:32:28
These poor Mexicans.
01:32:30
Well, there's there's
01:32:31
Mexicans driving the car there.
01:32:34
That's what I'm saying. Yeah.
01:32:35
They're like, oh my God, there kind of comes next.
01:32:37
Yeah. Look, they noticed the and the guy by the van.
01:32:40
Like he's looking right at them.
01:32:40
They're like, oh no. Yeah.
01:32:43
She's like touching the window.
01:32:43
She's like, no, it's my cousin
01:32:46
and eyes.
01:32:46
He looks like me. So he must be related.
01:32:48
Operation Tidal Wave
01:32:50
and on going we must be the same person because we look similar.
01:32:54
Operation based on. Yeah.
01:32:57
Wait, it's weird because this is like,
01:32:59
what does it matter what nationality you are?
01:33:01
If you work on a cruise ship, you're in international because they all are there.
01:33:06
All right, I forgot it was the thing I was thinking.
01:33:08
They were just off for a moment.
01:33:09
I was thinking it was ice and they were just taking people away.
01:33:12
But these are actual sex offenders and horrible criminals, right?
01:33:17
Haitian received.
01:33:18
Yeah, they're all foreign and they're all tied to cruise ships together.
01:33:23
So if I, if I ran a cruise ship, I would make sure I have foreign people
01:33:26
over the course of five.
01:33:27
Why wouldn't you all suspected of being involved?
01:33:29
That's fine.
01:33:30
The fact that they're all tied into this shit is the problem.
01:33:34
The workers, mostly
01:33:35
from the Philippines, one from Portugal and another Philippines.
01:33:40
CBP says it canceled the workers visas and returned them to their home countries.
01:33:45
But I think there was something very oh so it was a happy ending.
01:33:47
Nice.
01:33:48
And they immediately you all this again sorry, bad choice of words.
01:33:51
They were like, get the fuck out.
01:33:53
Man says these types of cases are usually handled by the FBI.
01:33:57
They could have been charged in U.S courts and be in federal court.
01:34:01
I use this control panel for windows servers.
01:34:03
It's called solid CPP.
01:34:04
But the fact that they were sent home to the for control panel.
01:34:07
But that's not what I see.
01:34:08
That's not what I think
01:34:10
every time I read it now, I think to clarify, my
01:34:13
my brain is broken from the news they're accused of before being sent home
01:34:17
to horrible questions about don't use windows so you can you can, you can kill
01:34:22
these workers had any due process because, it reminds me of,
01:34:26
this video that that I brought to the show's attention a few months ago,
01:34:31
you know, carefully arresting people at work here,
01:34:34
hard working Americans, the building, you know, the ones
01:34:37
do all your landscaping, work on your cars, fix all your stuff.
01:34:40
They coming out here, taking them all.
01:34:43
They're coming out.
01:34:43
You taking everybody at work?
01:34:45
Be careful.
01:34:45
Everybody don't go to work today.
01:34:48
What do you work?
01:34:50
Oh you do?
01:34:51
Never mind.
01:34:51
He's a fucking weirdo.
01:34:53
Yeah, never mind him fucking Beto.
01:34:56
Do me a favor.
01:34:58
I'll be right back.
01:34:59
I have to go find a new job for you guys.
01:35:02
My name?
01:35:03
A lot of people have a lot of victims out there, and they don't like to talk to us.
01:35:06
You like they feel embarrassed about things.
01:35:09
So just our goal is to save children out here.
01:35:11
Absolutely. I'm 100% with that. Yes.
01:35:15
We have to touch the children by saving them.
01:35:17
We save to save the children.
01:35:19
If you have children, watch out for that guy.
01:35:22
He literally was just like, man, you mind?
01:35:24
Shut the fuck up.
01:35:25
Because we're trying to get this guy to, like, admit to, like,
01:35:27
a bit more than he want, than he should at this point, even though we already
01:35:30
have him red handed, having him red handed and admitting to it, perfect.
01:35:35
Nail them.
01:35:36
But you're fucking with him right now. But, what is this?
01:35:38
Go red handed is by far the best.
01:35:42
I don't like the tone of the shoes. Not this guy's.
01:35:45
I know you don't like this, dude. I like your instance.
01:35:47
He was 50. He was 50. Why is he red handed?
01:35:50
Why was he red handed?
01:35:52
It's actually a Red bull on his.
01:35:54
What is it now?
01:35:55
That's one he's die on.
01:35:57
Y'all not going to like me for this one.
01:35:58
That's okay. Billy. Oh, we didn't like you before.
01:36:01
We're doing.
01:36:01
I don't like you that much. Anyway.
01:36:03
Eating meat is doing stand still.
01:36:06
He's doing a he's ripping off a fucking, Seth MacFarlane.
01:36:10
And then the other thing is, two things cannot coincide.
01:36:15
I love animals, I love all animals so much.
01:36:17
And, I mean, you just they're just.
01:36:19
You can't do both. Sorry.
01:36:22
Well, sure you can.
01:36:23
There's certain animals you eat and certain animals that you love.
01:36:26
And then if you're in certain countries, what these animals I eat.
01:36:31
But yet I love, I love eating, right.
01:36:34
You can eat. Go for it.
01:36:36
You can love animals, but you can't do both.
01:36:39
Yeah, that is retarded.
01:36:42
I'm just in
01:36:43
my car at lunch, on my lunch break from my job, and I just feel like
01:36:47
Bo guarding Billie Eilish is video and stealing from Seth MacFarlane.
01:36:52
You can't love driving in love cars.
01:36:55
You just can't.
01:36:57
That's right.
01:36:58
Sing your pretty little song about how much you love animals
01:37:01
the same way you liberal white women love black people from a safe distance.
01:37:05
It's not the same way, so it's the same.
01:37:09
Don't get excited conservatives.
01:37:11
I'm not a huge twin and I'm not one of you either.
01:37:14
I'm just a dull, tired Indian waiting for the rich and powerful
01:37:18
to stop forcing us to ride this land like we stole it.
01:37:21
What you thought the beige is because I'm half white?
01:37:26
The only difference between omnivores and vegans when it comes to animal
01:37:30
suffering is I never thought he was half way the omnivore.
01:37:33
No, I never did either.
01:37:35
Died so that they might eat. What did you think?
01:37:37
Never has to see the fox.
01:37:39
Sort of like glass and deer and squirrels.
01:37:41
I didn't think anything caught up in the teeth.
01:37:43
There's no such thing as being part black.
01:37:45
They don't.
01:37:46
What do you think he was black because you can see straight up his nostrils.
01:37:48
Oh, yes.
01:37:49
They don't see the hundreds of millions of animals.
01:37:52
I was asking you. Yes.
01:37:53
That's why I don't think that's why they applied to everyone I knew it was.
01:37:57
They don't.
01:37:57
Other people say white people.
01:37:59
Gigantic and out in the Andes working with farmers.
01:38:02
Quinoa for export.
01:38:03
I promise you that a keto eating, grass fed and grass.
01:38:06
Now that I do notice he does have red eyes, destroying fewer
01:38:10
ecosystems than just about any of that supposed to mean.
01:38:13
But of course there is. It's there.
01:38:14
So it's a it's a perfect litmus test is if you're gay,
01:38:17
if you don't ever notice the color of a man's eyes, you're probably not gay.
01:38:21
But. Right. Yeah.
01:38:22
But since now you're asking me why? Why is beige?
01:38:26
I am actually
01:38:27
inspecting his face and I notice his eyes are green, which means
01:38:32
he's like he's Ryan brothers.
01:38:34
All of his videos, and I
01:38:37
listen to all of them, but.
01:38:40
Oh, right. You know what?
01:38:41
Wait. Yeah, I said Indian.
01:38:43
I thought native,
01:38:45
native American. Yeah.
01:38:46
You know, like I said before, he's kind of a Key and Peele here.
01:38:49
The combination of or one or the other, whichever one that was the image know.
01:38:53
In fact.
01:38:55
Yeah.
01:38:55
The reverse is often true, meaning that as with most things,
01:38:59
everything is context dependent and in this case, the context.
01:39:02
Well, that depends kind of person afford to be ethical.
01:39:05
And the answer is most people can't afford it. Why?
01:39:09
Oh, so that people like you can have $100 million net worth and go to
01:39:14
I mean, people can afford to be, I think, because people are morally bankrupt.
01:39:18
That's why Coachella, it costs less to burn more than the rest
01:39:23
vegetables than it does to grow a cow.
01:39:27
And I just
01:39:28
I just bought
01:39:29
my whole batch of concerts for the week, and they were only $30 apiece because I'm
01:39:33
I bought a lawn chair and I'm going to sit
01:39:35
on the lawn.
01:39:36
So I have a fucking old band.
01:39:38
Are you going to see?
01:39:40
I'd rather not say.
01:39:42
Okay. That's fine.
01:39:44
This is a they're not all band, and every band
01:39:47
had $30 tickets from May 1st to May 7th.
01:39:51
Well, it's called the Live Nation Summer of love.
01:39:54
They do it every year.
01:39:56
Okay, well, no, you're giving it away to where are you going?
01:39:58
So also, when we were talking about this guy's appearance earlier,
01:40:01
Live Nation Summer of love is, Well, how dare you?
01:40:04
Every concert fan of another person.
01:40:08
Ticketmaster is Live Nation.
01:40:11
There's another one of us suckers.
01:40:13
Why? They I don't why are they separate?
01:40:16
Like why?
01:40:16
Why do we?
01:40:17
Because it's a Live Nation app and originally it was the same
01:40:20
was white people's bands and then Live Nation was black people's bands.
01:40:23
But then they went, oh shit.
01:40:25
So they kind of merged and then they got in trouble for being a monopoly.
01:40:28
So I think that's why Live Nation was created to begin with.
01:40:31
Oh, best way not to be a monopoly is to create your second place
01:40:35
company yourself and just control right? Yep.
01:40:40
Right. Yep.
01:40:41
Disagree? Yeah.
01:40:43
What now?
01:40:46
What is it now?
01:40:48
Oh, is that what he says?
01:40:50
Does he have lipstick on?
01:40:52
No drinking. He does.
01:40:54
What do you mean no.
01:40:56
No. He has lips.
01:41:01
Must be a filter.
01:41:02
Person gets chapped lips. Are they just. Are they different?
01:41:04
You know.
01:41:07
Thanks a lot, idiot.
01:41:11
My favorite part of this next video is Kevin
01:41:15
Clip. Brady.
01:41:18
Which one? Sorry. What?
01:41:20
Bass farmer two
01:41:22
oh, my lord, that's what this one is.
01:41:25
Oh, shit. Baker.
01:41:26
What the fuck?
01:41:28
Oh my God.
01:41:29
Oh, I'm watching it.
01:41:30
I'm enjoying it. It's great. Brady
01:41:33
makes it.
01:41:33
I'll be honest, this whole alien thing just has me shook this week.
01:41:39
Yeah, I'm going to do Stan Smith.
01:41:42
Dumpling.
01:41:42
Dumpling can't come to the phone right now.
01:41:45
Everybody else is content.
01:41:45
Everybody else is just grazing.
01:41:47
Yes, there's always one.
01:41:50
I'll make you walk back.
01:41:52
You lie. There you go. Too aggressive.
01:41:54
The cow is going to match your energy back through that.
01:41:57
No, go back to that fence. Don't plan.
01:42:01
Duck.
01:42:02
Don't.
01:42:03
Okay. Just go. Walk away when I'm talking to you.
01:42:05
He's a sassy bitch. I need to be possible.
01:42:08
He doesn't understand English. Maybe he's a Spanish. Can't.
01:42:11
Because you're over here, repeated, yelling at you.
01:42:13
You little laugh about in the sassy slow down.
01:42:16
Yeah, that's right, slow down, dumpling dumplings.
01:42:20
Going to have company if the other cows see him running.
01:42:22
Oh, shit. Waffles.
01:42:24
Bye bye. Waffles sees the gates open.
01:42:26
Gate is always open.
01:42:28
No waffles, no waffles.
01:42:30
Can't come to the phone right now.
01:42:32
No, don't you look at me like that, you crazy guys can't go back home.
01:42:35
Go get ready.
01:42:36
Oh my God! No! Kevin!
01:42:38
No! Get back in the house!
01:42:40
In the house! Go!
01:42:42
Follow! Come on! Go back!
01:42:44
You're approaching from the inside.
01:42:46
Pushing outside the gate.
01:42:47
His hands are going to turn that corner and he's going to bolt around the gate.
01:42:52
Haha! Go back home.
01:42:54
Don't you turn!
01:42:56
Bye bye. Waffles! Waffles!
01:42:59
Go ahead.
01:43:00
Don't you dare follow him! He's going to follow him.
01:43:02
Don't you follow him.
01:43:04
Okay. Bye bye. Kevin.
01:43:06
No, no.
01:43:07
But it's because they're animals inside and all of animal husbandry.
01:43:11
This is your fault. Get out the woods.
01:43:13
You have to marry the man going on right now. Yes!
01:43:16
Oh my God.
01:43:16
Once the zoomies have begun, that is very difficult to.
01:43:19
Why are their legs so short? Are these the ducks?
01:43:22
Until you calm down, it would probably help if you calm down first.
01:43:27
Oh. Perhaps not.
01:43:29
Kevin, don't you be brave.
01:43:30
Kevin. No! Kevin. Bye bye. Kevin.
01:43:33
There you go.
01:43:35
Home.
01:43:35
Kevin.
01:43:38
Woven wire beads, barbed wire.
01:43:41
Every time.
01:43:42
I love that video.
01:43:45
Barbed wire or laser tail video.
01:43:47
You love it. How? Video? Not. Yeah.
01:43:50
Yeah.
01:43:50
The guy, the video that this guy stole.
01:43:52
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah, that one
01:43:57
barely added anything creative to it.
01:44:01
Waffles can't go to the phone right now.
01:44:03
Come on.
01:44:04
Waffles, you can't come to the phone.
01:44:08
Jerry.
01:44:08
He's just sitting there in a cage, portable.
01:44:11
Brady.
01:44:12
He's, he's.
01:44:14
His catchphrase is.
01:44:17
Yeah. That's right.
01:44:19
Yeah. That's right.
01:44:21
Yeah, that's how you do it.
01:44:22
Pretty well. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:44:24
I've heard Seth MacFarlane's comedy in his.
01:44:27
Yeah. His voices.
01:44:28
Yeah.
01:44:29
I'll have I'll have two more for next week.
01:44:36
My wife does that for me every morning.
01:44:40
Yeah. Oh.
01:44:50
You laugh, you lose whatever.
01:44:54
The fuck?
01:44:55
I mean, it's a gigantic animal, so of course, I guess it can have a fart
01:44:59
this long or big a very dry, though, you know?
01:45:03
But I guess that's good.
01:45:05
You want dry farts?
01:45:07
As an older man?
01:45:09
Oh, wow.
01:45:13
But what about the tail?
01:45:15
What kind of an asshole horse doesn't lift his tail out of the way?
01:45:18
He's going to walk around for the next hour.
01:45:20
I think the tail is going to be smelling like shit.
01:45:24
I think the whole thing already smells like shit.
01:45:26
It's a horse.
01:45:27
It's all.
01:45:27
Yeah, yeah,
01:45:29
of course,
01:45:31
that was the if you actually lose the whole thing.
01:45:35
No no no. Oh no. God no.
01:45:38
Bull.
01:45:39
Okay.
01:45:44
So I mean, I didn't see this, but I just knew that there was a you laugh, you lose.
01:45:48
And I was like, oh, okay.
01:45:49
I got a partner.
01:45:50
Yeah.
01:45:52
Oh. For free.
01:45:54
Oh, I saw that.
01:45:54
They went back to back and I was like, okay,
01:45:58
how did I know that?
01:46:00
That's a fart.
01:46:02
This is a real car.
01:46:03
Put the man in.
01:46:05
I wouldn't be happy.
01:46:06
Well, if he's clipping him in, all the people are playing
01:46:09
because they smell it.
01:46:11
Well, I mean, he could just be playing the audio.
01:46:14
Yeah, that's what he could be playing.
01:46:16
That's right.
01:46:17
He's not actually.
01:46:17
Yeah, he's not actually fast.
01:46:18
He's just pretending.
01:46:21
Oh it's good point.
01:46:21
Does he always have his hand in his pocket
01:46:23
because that's what he's pushing the button.
01:46:24
Yeah. It's I mean it's
01:46:27
a little jackass.
01:46:29
He little little behind the scenes with this guy.
01:46:32
Since we're not going to laugh, he's been doing this for six years.
01:46:36
Every day I think more of
01:46:40
the farts. Yes, just the farts.
01:46:41
He's got a team. Because obviously someone's filming.
01:46:45
Obviously, he's got a thing in his pocket.
01:46:48
Good. Yeah. I didn't notice the thing in his pocket.
01:46:50
So you ruined it.
01:46:51
Well, he's just he's got it like it couldn't be any more obvious.
01:46:54
Like.
01:46:56
Oh, well,
01:46:59
I mean, you can get in trouble for chemical warfare if it's real.
01:47:02
That's a salt.
01:47:03
I'm pretty sure if you fart on somebody, that's assault.
01:47:07
I did almost drop a fart
01:47:10
as I was leaving the train, just like, but I did.
01:47:13
I was like, man, shit. I guess I'm like, I can tell you.
01:47:15
Just, like, drop a fart, walk out in an elevator,
01:47:17
and the next you're in elevator with people.
01:47:19
Come on. I'm by myself.
01:47:21
Yeah, but then if somebody is there and you're walking out of it,
01:47:25
you know, it was me. It was.
01:47:26
It was like, no, I got in here.
01:47:29
I mean, I've done that where it smells like weed, where I walk in the elevator.
01:47:32
I'm like, I'm going to get around here smoking weed.
01:47:34
I don't care if somebody thinks it's me
01:47:35
smoking weed because, like, I'm I'm doing it also just not.
01:47:38
So yeah, I'll just have my vapes.
01:47:41
I was at a data center where I work, you know, regularly center, data center.
01:47:46
And I got on the elevator.
01:47:49
I went wherever I was, I don't remember which floor,
01:47:50
how long, and as I was getting off, I was like,
01:47:54
You were like, Sam, better.
01:47:55
I'm obviously I'm changing the name to protect.
01:47:57
But I was like, smells like Sam's been here.
01:48:00
And sure, shit.
01:48:01
As soon as I walked around the corner, there was Sam because it's.
01:48:05
I'm sure here, Sam, as I'm sure he.
01:48:08
So I'm just going to end it there.
01:48:09
It's not weed.
01:48:10
It's not like even a ranked shit smell.
01:48:12
It's just a very distinct.
01:48:15
It's not Cologne by any means.
01:48:16
Sweat and
01:48:19
I can still name Elon Musk.
01:48:21
You can call of Musk. Sam's real name is not Alec.
01:48:24
No, Elon.
01:48:25
All right.
01:48:26
It's it smells like a woman on her period. I'll say it.
01:48:28
I said it.
01:48:29
I'm sorry, Sam, but you never listen to me.
01:48:33
It like you hear that, and that's what you get.
01:48:38
Oh, dude, he farted in the phone while walking by.
01:48:40
That's.
01:48:40
That's what you get after 40,000 times.
01:48:43
He has to get creative. It.
01:48:48
Just landed about as good as I expected. It.
01:48:51
I don't I don't like the.
01:49:04
Well, speaking of shitting your pants.
01:49:07
Yeah.
01:49:08
You want to set this up? Yep.
01:49:10
No, we talked about it last week.
01:49:12
This is just the different angle, which is just like we saw the screen, like.
01:49:18
Yeah.
01:49:19
From the vehicle that that was got clips, but like, you don't realize how,
01:49:24
like when I saw this I'm like, man, that was so low.
01:49:27
Like, you don't realize how low that is.
01:49:30
You know, how low a plane has to get to land.
01:49:33
Zero. Yep. Yeah.
01:49:35
But not this early.
01:49:37
I was literally thinking about this as we were coming in landing.
01:49:39
I'm like, oh, this guy doesn't, like, come too early.
01:49:42
But then I hope he doesn't see this video and go, fuck, I need to come in later.
01:49:45
And then like, you know, write
01:49:48
or slam down faster or like
01:49:49
because he's like, he, you know, oh, I get over the road
01:49:52
because there's always roads when you come down.
01:49:53
I don't know why they need to be this close, but
01:49:56
I know this is the last thing I should be thinking about at this moment
01:49:59
before somebody almost dies.
01:50:00
But come on, United, it looks like somebody
01:50:02
spray painted with a black can of spray paint.
01:50:04
United on the side of your plane.
01:50:06
What kind of livery, though?
01:50:08
What kind of a like a couple ones that.
01:50:11
I'm sure they'll have a few of them down the road here.
01:50:13
That's a spirit on them.
01:50:14
So yeah. Yeah yeah
01:50:17
yeah. Paint over that yellow.
01:50:18
That's going to be tough. Yeah.
01:50:20
So to be to be clear I'm noticing right now the the plane
01:50:24
that would be repainted.
01:50:26
Yeah I mean it takes at least two coats to just like white
01:50:30
is not going to go that yellow. Right.
01:50:33
It's still going to be yellow over one coat.
01:50:37
It'll just be a lighter yellow.
01:50:42
Obviously we saw these.
01:50:43
Yeah. Yeah.
01:50:47
But that how close that comes to that fucking road in general
01:50:50
is just crazy.
01:50:55
He's a, she.
01:50:59
Including that hole in the plane and marks on the landing gear,
01:51:03
as well as the busted windshield of the truck and
01:51:06
the motherfucker.
01:51:08
And it's a win win win from my point.
01:51:11
Sort of a miracle to me that he even survived it.
01:51:13
Yeah, that's exactly what I was saying.
01:51:15
Believe you. But you.
01:51:18
But you best believe
01:51:21
what I give grifter.
01:51:22
You selling now?
01:51:25
Well, it's definitely not real, so.
01:51:27
But I'm going to play it anyway.
01:51:29
Okay? The real.
01:51:32
It's not real.
01:51:32
Oh, I said this in this corner at 143 pounds, with safety glasses and a wheel
01:51:37
to not just no plastic, but also real bargains and, you know,
01:51:42
the kid wise beyond, you know, there's a reason this reminded me of the kid.
01:51:46
Hi, guys. I'm the kid.
01:51:49
There's a reason this reminded me of the kid.
01:51:52
Hell yeah.
01:51:54
Where to go is not the kid, but
01:51:59
the theme is the.
01:52:00
I don't know if, the clips get shown tonight.
01:52:03
It is.
01:52:04
Dungeon master has placed you in a dreadfully precarious position.
01:52:07
You're playing the most vulnerable game with your skin grows cold grips
01:52:13
such as dragons not to survive.
01:52:15
It's not liquid. Decisive.
01:52:17
Your choices are limited.
01:52:18
And stand in light.
01:52:20
Or will you use your lightning bolt?
01:52:24
Hell, yeah.
01:52:25
Victory is yours.
01:52:27
Win the treasure.
01:52:28
TSR hobby, Dungeons and Dragons.
01:52:29
Okay, I'm not your.
01:52:31
I'm all I do a dirty guy get yours various position.
01:52:34
Please do in a dreadfully precarious position.
01:52:37
You're playing the most phenomenal game of a creation.
01:52:39
Survival depends on a quick, decisive.
01:52:42
Oh, I most alarming. Okay, where do you go?
01:52:44
You're playing this position.
01:52:46
You're playing the most phenomenal game ever created.
01:52:48
Your skill there is. Oh, that guy.
01:52:51
I'm a bard. All I do is the bard.
01:52:55
What's a bard that serves alcohol a way?
01:52:58
The cast spells, I don't know, yeah, it doesn't look good.
01:53:03
Bard or a beaver.
01:53:05
Loud and proud man.
01:53:07
I don't know, it just reminded me of a kid.
01:53:09
I can't get the kid.
01:53:10
Come on. Low IQ.
01:53:12
I guess you could say I'm to come.
01:53:14
I missed the kid.
01:53:16
It's like Dungeons and Dragons
01:53:19
commercial.
01:53:20
So I sent it in this.
01:53:22
That's what happened.
01:53:24
That is really bizarre.
01:53:25
And this is attorney Mark Bernstein. Motorcade.
01:53:28
This is a commercial.
01:53:30
Them can get you. Is it?
01:53:31
What you get something I don't get commercial events one 800.
01:53:36
I'll just the first time Monday night.
01:53:39
Yeah.
01:53:40
Oh the Pistons played tonight in they. Yeah.
01:53:43
Oh wait that
01:53:46
no taping it.
01:53:49
I have avoided human contact. You.
01:53:51
Oh you're the rabid beaver.
01:53:54
Watch him Chuck this motherfucker.
01:53:59
Like they're laughing.
01:54:00
But this is not really funny.
01:54:01
But, I mean, I still, I think, isn't that pile of.
01:54:05
It's got rabies. I believe it has rabies.
01:54:08
Isn't that giant pile of sticks right there?
01:54:10
It's dead hag.
01:54:13
The giant pile of fags.
01:54:15
Whatever you want to say. Whatever helps.
01:54:17
So to me is just a giant fag.
01:54:21
It's called a fagot.
01:54:22
Is it a fagot or a pile of sticks?
01:54:24
You don't need to say a pile of fagots or a small bundle of sticks.
01:54:28
Is a fagot.
01:54:30
I think it depends if it's on fire or not.
01:54:32
It's all it would be.
01:54:33
A bunch of fagots and young rabbits.
01:54:35
I see they're saying rabid beaver, but I don't think it is.
01:54:38
I think it's a reasonable beaver. I think it's just.
01:54:41
It's just a mother.
01:54:41
Yeah. Just being perfectly protecting its den mother.
01:54:44
Protecting its back.
01:54:45
You know, you know, he's rabid and completely offensive.
01:54:49
Is the humans in this? Yeah.
01:54:52
Billy Irish eyelash would be proud of me.
01:54:55
Irish.
01:54:57
So in this
01:54:57
case, you can throw beavers, you can throw beavers,
01:55:01
or you can love beavers, but you can't do both, You can.
01:55:05
You can't throw rocks and, seal, but you can chuck a beaver
01:55:09
who kicked it in the face.
01:55:12
You can tune a piano, but you can't tune a beaver.
01:55:18
He's he's like, get out of here.
01:55:20
You got here, you see, dog friendly, howling like a dog.
01:55:24
Yeah. He's like, hey, you want to be our friend?
01:55:26
What are you doing with my friend?
01:55:28
Beavers are not food. Oh.
01:55:35
And to be to be clear,
01:55:37
unless you're leaving at this point, you're just pausing the inevitable.
01:55:40
The beavers there.
01:55:41
Yeah, yeah, the beavers very clear his intention.
01:55:44
He wants you out of there. Get out of there or I'm coming back.
01:55:50
That's a big beaver,
01:55:53
I mean, beavers can be big.
01:55:56
That's an exceptionally big beaver.
01:56:00
I think it's like, one time I been to the Detroit
01:56:04
Zoo many times, I one time I saw the beaver in the exhibit.
01:56:07
I've joked for years that the beaver didn't exist because it's never around.
01:56:12
You can never see it.
01:56:13
I have no idea where it is or if it even is.
01:56:15
They redid the exhibit like several years ago.
01:56:18
Or is that the one you can climb underneath and put your head up in a jar?
01:56:22
No. That's the they got rid of that one.
01:56:24
They didn't ever replace it.
01:56:25
They were doing a whole revamp. I haven't been there at all.
01:56:27
But I do do the sunset at the zoo.
01:56:30
Event, which is a great fucking event.
01:56:33
Cost 200, 225 a ticket, but, drinks.
01:56:37
There is no kids there.
01:56:38
You get to have the zoo all night.
01:56:40
Yeah, there's no kids there.
01:56:41
Oh, that's what's the point of the zoo, then?
01:56:43
You're either a pedophile or a fucking parent.
01:56:47
Yeah, there's no point. They're all gone.
01:56:48
So you get to stroll around the zoo and get drunk, and.
01:56:52
And it's also at night, too.
01:56:53
So the animals are a bit more active.
01:56:58
Is that better for the.
01:57:02
The sex
01:57:04
I with the animals. With the with each other.
01:57:05
I mean, like they're more active when I,
01:57:08
when you hear animals active, that's the only thing I think of
01:57:11
eating or fucking.
01:57:14
That's all I really ever think about anyways, with even without
01:57:16
animals, human beings too either eating, sleeping, fucking, repeat.
01:57:22
I don't know where I
01:57:23
was going with this, cept I'm hungry
01:57:26
soon.
01:57:27
Don't be a rama, Rama.
01:57:28
I've heard that before.
01:57:33
I just
01:57:35
don't best it like.
01:57:37
I'm so sorry for some backstory.
01:57:40
This is an actual public service.
01:57:43
An out video from this place.
01:57:46
I don't I'm not going to.
01:57:50
Say where they are
01:57:51
just since they start finding like a
01:57:55
like for like.
01:57:58
This stuff like this.
01:58:02
Don't buy beer. I mean no sniffing gasoline.
01:58:05
Oh my.
01:58:05
Happy birthday my Franken we spent together.
01:58:10
Look at us.
01:58:11
We can sniff fresh. Yeah.
01:58:13
Oh no, I don't remember this one.
01:58:15
It was just like a
01:58:17
m. It's been strong for one another.
01:58:20
This was this. I'm sorry, a little backstory.
01:58:23
So we have, Native Americans and we have reservations where the,
01:58:28
Indians know what we call Native Americans live.
01:58:31
But promise promises because they're isolated and usually
01:58:34
in very, very, very, very isolated poor regions, rural, rural,
01:58:39
they're isolated and very, very, very, very isolated.
01:58:42
So those neighborhoods are usually not that good.
01:58:43
They're usually, you know, little trailers, poor shitholes.
01:58:49
Sorry. Trailer.
01:58:50
This is, Australia. This is the Aborigines,
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which is their native.
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And they have to come up.
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They don't get paid from the government or people do.
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I think they might, but they have to come up
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with these public service announcements so that they stop sniffing gas.
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Come on, come on, come on, come on. Yeah.
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Come over. Come on.
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We didn't need us until the lunch.
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I'm Josh, is that true?
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I can hear you, bitch.
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I am, it's not as good as pants.
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What's in your pants?
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But it's pretty good with your brain.
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You say we.
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You understand?
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Do you understand? Trump?
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Why can't you put the petrol in the cupboard? Got.
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No I mean I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm sitting up you know.
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No, I'm a doctor I'm, I don't I'm not your grandma.
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Don't be grandma. Grandma. Go grandma. So
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like your friends.
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Take your family there with you.
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Yeah. Oh, no.
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I don't know what I don't want it.
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When you stop, your brain will be do.
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Yeah.
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Come on, come on, come on, come on.
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Yeah.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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We got to lead us all to Dallas.
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You don't scratch your right.
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Can you put your petrol in the highway?
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Says don't be run around us messing with.
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There we go.
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This fucking contractor motherfucker.
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No. Or shall I go on to the petrol pump?
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I can't you put your petrol in the car.
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It goes.
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Don't be like my mum.
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I set it up, you know. She.
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Can make us look us up.
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Sorry again.
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Bad timing.
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You not that you.
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You rub my.
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Rub my butt naked because I'm a rom com.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Been riding Osama I can.
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Yeah.
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Oh, everything's backwards because we're in the southern hemisphere.
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She's in my truck.
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You are
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in us. Okay?
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You like this?
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You know, she's precious.
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I'm like, yeah. Oh, no.
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I'm. I'm pretty hungry.
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You see it from like, a jug,
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but you it for a bottle to spend so that you break down the decision making.
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I get four choices.
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Shipping containers, the carry guns.
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Not the language in the cart.
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Those use your brains,
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but they're sniffing gas, and they don't even end in a preposition.
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That reminds me, guys,
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how are you guys doing on, homo? Man?
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Well, I mean,
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I think I'm old in April is my holy grail.
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Oh, you're not supposed to do homos in my soul in pain cleaner, right?
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Right.
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Oh, this is pain cleaner.
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I can't afford to mow my lawn.
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It's $5 a gallon, I am cleaner, I will use it.
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I paid $90. Go. Coming.
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My name is Danielle.
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Yes. I'd rather pay for extra for gas than have Covid.
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That's it.
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That's a paper of I can't afford to sniff gasoline.
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Inhaler.
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The patches, the candles.
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But the rub is my favorite, right.
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Put it on.
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Why wouldn't it be cheaper to get like, meth or women eat or heroin?
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Yeah, anything that kind of coats your.
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Although water is way more expensive than gasoline.
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Bitch. There she is.
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Oh yeah, it is.
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What's going on here?
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Morning.
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The first thing I do is I roll over, sit up and smell.
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Good recap.
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But I, I so I so I
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oh, I think people killing me.
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Could we give much.
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I just love that we don't even know you call.
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That's my favorite part of the show.
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Oh no. Oh.
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For a fix.
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I don't even know how to explain how it smells.
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I just love the smell of it.
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How it makes my nose feel inside the back of my throat.
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I do like the smell of gas, just
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not enough the width of it.
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Theresa I usually frost, but I,
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I think I smell his gas. Can
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is that a euphemism for his asshole? I'm.
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And that was all. Hey, can I smell your gas?
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Can now just ask for water bottles
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filled with gasoline throughout the house for easy access.
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No matter where I'm at, I have.
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How come nobody has said the obvious?
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I keep it either in my purse or in my jacket pocket.
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When I eat, it's sitting right there at the kitchen table case.
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I get that urge. Lame man.
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Are you kidding me?
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That might make me feel bad.
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It's not.
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It's going to give you a headache.
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Weird.
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Or the first thing that hits me is the smell of gas.
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Smells like you're walking into a garage, and now we're smelling gas.
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What, are you kidding me? And you kidding me?
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You don't like it? Go upstairs, which doesn't have gasoline.
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Watch out.
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She does get very angry.
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Yeah, but when it gets to under your health, I go into your brain.
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I don't know, I can't answer that, but I'm not going to sit here
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and have you throw it in my face when you know you're not throwing it in.
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Do not throw the gasoline face.
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You like it, but you're still yelling. Get.
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Theresa doesn't work and is supported by her boyfriend.
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There it is.
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It's almost $400 a month on her.
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She's on.
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You guys ever wonder that we have just how how that
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people that have so much free time end up being crazy?
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Like I don't have time to be thinking we're 30.
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Yeah, we're 30 with family. Right.
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So the gas station, if I stop and think about it for four weeks or so,
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I might think I'm crazy.
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She chose the gas over allegedly something
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you remember 30.
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Oh my God, since about 1995,
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because of my memory loss, I have to use,
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dark sake.
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She forgot.
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I don't have to use it. I remember to stuff.
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I just packed up all my stuff.
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Yeah. Wow.
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Even outside of my purse. Sometimes. What?
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I don't
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know,
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and the past
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six years, I have had major stomach problems.
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I've had problems? Yeah.
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Thank you. Out. The gasoline could be killing her.
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It just makes me just want to curl up in a ball and cry.
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Cuz I can't get through to where nobody side hurts.
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It could be the sword that you have stuck in a day without it
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I don't know if I could or not.
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Woman that strong genetics.
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Yeah I like her.
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She needs to know that she's very loved.
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She needs to stop.
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You can't stop.
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My name is Danielle.
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I'm 33 years old, and it's Antonio, Texas.
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And I
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was at the end.
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This is the end.
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Goddamn it,
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Antonio.
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And the competition is more chaotic than ever.
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Somewhere I have an explosion noise that I can't seem to find.
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But isn't anybody worried about the obvious?
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Like, who cares how she feels?
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Isn't she going to blow the fucking house up?
02:06:40
Well,
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I know there wasn't a lot of gasoline, but the fumes from a couple of bottles.
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Yeah, yeah, if it collected, it might not be good.
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How can my video shown on your video?
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Why are we doing it?
02:07:17
Wow. They're both.
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They're both on the screen at once.
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That makes no sense.
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I love it.
02:07:24
They're playing both.
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Mind playing?
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It's happening though.
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Oh, here he comes.
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It's another gas can.
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Makes it hard to see.
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Oh, there's the other one moving.
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You know, check
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if the door is open first before you bashing in.
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Yeah, yeah.
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You know, there's no reason to record door.
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So you're going to burn his car to
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or the car that he's has stolen?
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No, but this is a dispensary.
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Oh, he got himself on fire. That's cute.
02:08:07
He ran so fast, though.
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The oxygen made it go out.
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But maybe it should.
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The shoes on fire thing is kind of cool, though.
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Like a cool running effect.
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Makes it look like you're going really fast.
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So what do you think?
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Competitive. Hit.
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You think it's a competitor?
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Well, I mean, inside job insurance.
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Oh, a good way to, to,
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you know, snuff out our competitors to, you know,
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you can salt the earth, you can put sugar in their gas, you could,
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poison the well, or you can call what they're offering.
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Griff.
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To discredit them.
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And all.
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All it takes is,
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you know, one little lie
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or set fire.
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Can't spell grift without lie.
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I never thought of it that way.
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It it doesn't make sense that way.
02:09:30
These videos need audio.
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I want to hear the crack.
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What the doctor doing.
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It doesn't look like they were very good at the fire.
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Just this loud noise.
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That's the gas. Do.
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Yeah. As above.
02:09:48
So below.
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God damn it!
02:09:53
When I watch him.
02:09:53
Basement farmer two without you or anywhere to do that.
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We did this to Brady and Joshua Brady
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and or Gary, as above and so below.
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Because he's so close Brady.
02:10:07
And for sure we're doing it our way.
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We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady.
02:10:14
And your show it Brady and draw.
02:10:17
It's their show now Brady draw.
02:10:29
I think, Gary can eat a big bag of dicks.
02:10:33
You two can send somebody a bag of dicks
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if you go to bag of diet Dexcom,
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they have their basic bag of dicks,
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a singing bag of dicks,
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an evil bag of dicks.
02:10:49
Gary's wife's favorite,
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the big black bag of dicks.
02:10:57
I don't read cheaters only.
02:10:59
I don't know about that.
02:11:00
I don't know anything about that.
02:11:04
So you can get a 16 bag of dicks for $70.
02:11:08
And right now, if you act now, if you act now, call 15863 ranch three.
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You will not get a bag of dicks, because we have nothing to do with this.
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But if you go to their website and get it, you can get 50% off
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promo code.
02:11:25
There's no promo code.
02:11:26
It's just 50% off.
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That's a bag of Dexcom.
02:11:38
So everyone's favorite part of the show, we wait.
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Not Gary leaving. That's just a bad time.
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Pick up that helicopter.
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For the buffet from the pulpit.
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There are people who get in the helicopter.
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Accidents and,
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There's a safe crash.
02:12:07
African aviation highlights.
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He dreams of soaring with the buds in an aircraft built with his own 212.
02:12:14
Other aircraft he has built before have all the electric off.
02:12:17
He old things will be different this time.
02:12:18
The 13th time
02:12:20
the Indians attempted to ride brother.
02:12:23
And now I know these are all the African aviation milestones.
02:12:27
And any questions about you.
02:12:29
Then another dream. The team you.
02:12:31
They know that like
02:12:33
to go air travel, commercial air travel without.
02:12:38
I don't think they do.
02:12:39
But it seems to me that the propeller is not even going to take off.
02:12:44
We had our first flight on November.
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We tested the seat on the aircraft and it was okay.
02:12:58
So those are the Richard
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government and had our computer.
02:13:02
Why wouldn't
02:13:03
you obviously have?
02:13:06
I mean, have you
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don't know like.
02:13:11
Like,
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do you?
02:13:16
Know you want to sell it.
02:13:17
My intention is to show to the look the.
02:13:19
You can do what?
02:13:20
Oh my.
02:13:23
The resulting short circuit was.
02:13:29
About.
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Us. You know.
02:13:32
No. He's
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flying to history books with homemade helicopter and sky high ambitions.
02:13:40
Wait, dude, he made it out of an RV.
02:13:41
I think we're a land.
02:13:45
Yeah,
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I don't know.
02:13:48
Yeah.
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It's word.
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Wait, it might be.
02:13:52
Would?
02:13:54
Yeah. That's wood.
02:13:55
I just saw the stairs
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hatch door that, he filled the opposite way
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and then put it over the propellers not even moving.
02:14:03
You see that?
02:14:04
You see, I was going to say to aircraft.
02:14:08
That door, it
02:14:10
he it was off and the other way around when he painted it.
02:14:14
And then for some reason he needed to like, turn it completely over.
02:14:18
Right. Yeah.
02:14:21
But I wonder what what the what happened then?
02:14:23
He needed to do that.
02:14:25
He forgot.
02:14:27
He just forgot. Right?
02:14:28
He he put the hinges on it and then went to put it back up there
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and went fucking put the hinges on the wrong side.
02:14:34
No, no.
02:14:34
So he painted the whole thing white, cut the door out.
02:14:38
I'm sorry.
02:14:38
He he painted that white, painted the stripe, pull the door off,
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put it off to the side
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and then applied all the hardware and went to put it back on and went motherfucker,
02:14:47
he put all the hardware on the wrong side.
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He's like, I could either fix it and then there's holes in my helicopter.
02:14:51
It's not going to fly.
02:14:53
He it's clearly a float though,
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because I would be scared just based on that would be like, hold on.
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Yes, I can already tell that that's something happened.
02:15:02
And that's essentially problems.
02:15:05
Like you're just racist.
02:15:07
Oh hold on, this is even worse.
02:15:08
Thursday last week it was communities
02:15:10
that used to be a wheelbarrow step that became manufacturing in.
02:15:14
So number 29 would fit in well at his back.
02:15:17
You know, because you don't trust people for the offs.
02:15:22
But it was supposed to go before, but the plane collapsed.
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But Gary suggested we jump to 30 because of the fire.
02:15:28
So I did, and I especially
02:15:30
in cockpit this nut, this is actually
02:15:34
the second and third day without much success.
02:15:36
This is actually, promising about 203 to make sure if it's night,
02:15:40
like if you're like, oh, I'm going to build my own plane.
02:15:43
And then, yeah, they have a great
02:15:45
they have a grinding wheel and a screwdriver.
02:15:47
That's my first tip. Hey, they have a grinding wheel on a screwdriver.
02:15:49
We might be on to something here.
02:15:53
Most so in a spirited move they give the aircraft momentum fatigue.
02:15:57
But then I would go, wait a minute.
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What?
02:16:01
Why are there for.
02:16:03
They test this.
02:16:04
Like did they how much did they test the wing like.
02:16:08
Because a lot of times they just nosedive and shit.
02:16:11
That's why they like they've got defender on me.
02:16:13
I collapsed once again.
02:16:16
Oh so I'm sorry.
02:16:18
The wheels. Wheels. Okay. Wheels is an important test.
02:16:20
If it doesn't roll, it's probably not going to fly.
02:16:23
I know there's a lot of people that probably say, well,
02:16:25
no, a plane could fly without wheels, but you get my point.
02:16:29
I'm pretty sure I could attach wheels to a cart and roll it
02:16:31
and it wouldn't fall off.
02:16:32
And I'm an idiot, but these guys could not do that.
02:16:35
And I know the plane's probably a lot heavier than what you would expect.
02:16:39
Okay, I'll go back.
02:16:40
Good. And, design the landing gear better.
02:16:42
And here's a tip. Africa.
02:16:44
Don't learn how to make a plane.
02:16:46
First learn how to make a runway.
02:16:50
I think it's the rocks in the
02:16:53
desert there that you're having trouble with.
02:16:57
What did his judgment do?
02:16:58
You got to be clear.
02:16:59
They kind of put the weight of 800. Could you plane.
02:17:02
He knows he's smart.
02:17:04
Clearly, the wheels cannot support the weight of the plane.
02:17:07
And I think it's more or nothing to do with the dynamics.
02:17:10
Okay,
02:17:12
this is why I is going to kick our ass.
02:17:14
Because
02:17:16
they can fly
02:17:18
every style plane and then pick the best one where we can't.
02:17:21
Or at least people in Africa can't even find one. But.
02:17:32
Oh, you put it at full screen. One.
02:17:39
Essentially what they're doing.
02:17:41
So this is my.
02:17:43
Yeah.
02:17:43
The goal is you aim in the water.
02:17:45
Anyways. I think it's good. The.
02:17:49
Oh, the water's getting fucked up.
02:17:54
Is it really shallow there or did
02:17:55
they hit the water hard and confused?
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I think it's that shallow.
02:18:04
Like every five feet or
02:18:08
how much are they?
02:18:13
Yeah, it's a couple feet over.
02:18:16
They're going to be good at touchdown
02:18:19
game.
02:18:26
Okay.
02:18:27
So do we go back to the.
02:18:31
I'm gonna have to go back to black white people.
02:18:33
Save that for the end.
02:18:39
Captain, he's
02:18:40
passed out behind the wheel is passed up.
02:18:43
I know he said captain, like Cap Crunch.
02:18:46
He didn't say captain, did he?
02:18:48
He said captain.
02:18:50
Who's he talking?
02:18:50
That's, that's code switching.
02:18:52
That's like when I. Never mind
02:18:56
talking to the person who's on his boat.
02:18:57
That's the captain.
02:18:58
Captain. He's passed out behind the wheel.
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His captain.
02:19:01
He's just passed up behind the wheel patrol.
02:19:04
And then.
02:19:06
Oh. Did he make it through the bridge?
02:19:13
No way.
02:19:15
Well, that wasn't a bridge.
02:19:16
Those are like old peers.
02:19:18
Piers Morgan.
02:19:21
Is a dude okay?
02:19:23
It's fine.
02:19:24
No. He's awake. Hey.
02:19:27
Good news.
02:19:27
He's awake now.
02:19:31
Imagine being jarred awake and then thrown in cold water.
02:19:34
That dude, he's definitely awake.
02:19:37
Where is he?
02:19:37
Is he still in the seat on the right side there, like I said.
02:19:40
Oh, he rolls on. He rolls out the back of you. Look.
02:19:42
He rolls out the back and he wants a posture.
02:19:44
Oh yeah. Right. Oh yeah. He was in the seat right there.
02:19:46
Now that's where he woke up right then.
02:19:49
Probably.
02:19:52
It's it's
02:19:53
I've always heard that it's safe to wake up when we relaxed.
02:19:57
Yeah. Right.
02:19:58
When you take it up he stories about the, there's a couple stories
02:20:02
about, like, two people that were, like, thrown far distances and tornadoes.
02:20:06
And because, like, they were, like,
02:20:06
knocked out when they hit the ground, they hit the ground, like, just evenly
02:20:11
and just relaxed to where, like, they get injured that much.
02:20:15
I didn't do it.
02:20:16
I just heard about it is a tornado story.
02:20:19
Tornado.
02:20:21
I'm going to keep going with this treachery,
02:20:24
this this Detroit disaster.
02:20:30
Oh, I don't want any I you I
02:20:34
so 911 right here.
02:20:37
Superman.
02:20:37
You know what you put in oh 911 like sorry,
02:20:43
just playing the wrong sound.
02:20:45
Oh, on.
02:20:47
Helicopter, helicopter.
02:20:51
You know what?
02:20:51
I don't have that.
02:20:52
You have that.
02:20:52
I have to just play the video for that.
02:20:55
There are people who get in the helicopter accidents on accident. Man.
02:21:01
Helicopter.
02:21:02
Have you go up in helicopters
02:21:06
for the for the no good.
02:21:09
Often there are people who get into
02:21:13
helicopter accidents on accident. Man.
02:21:16
Shout out to the pre-show.
02:21:18
So. Oh God, oh my God.
02:21:21
Let us pretty close.
02:21:23
Cut it out. Nice like I love you. I love
02:21:28
you, but.
02:21:29
Oh, no.
02:21:30
Hit the building.
02:21:31
Gaza.
02:21:34
Oh, think about it.
02:21:36
To hit.
02:21:36
That's that's got to be hard to hit a building.
02:21:39
There's like so much not building area.
02:21:41
I know you could just hit the wall.
02:21:43
I don't know, hit the water.
02:21:45
It doesn't mean for some stuff.
02:21:48
Not the road.
02:21:49
The road or the water. Yeah.
02:21:52
So maybe man post 911 Gaza Grand theft auto.
02:21:56
Like took the
02:21:58
you were supposed to be able to fly more planes and you were supposed to.
02:22:01
And then they took all the planes out
02:22:03
except planes like that are kind of like this
02:22:05
and have you ever tried to fly them into the building?
02:22:07
It would just, like, bounce off the building, kind of like this plane does.
02:22:11
And I was always upset because it's like, oh, you took this, like, dynamic
02:22:15
away from the game.
02:22:15
That could have been sure,
02:22:18
you know, pre 911 would have been just a fun little thing.
02:22:20
But post 911 it's like, oh no, we don't do that.
02:22:25
But then how will the people learn.
02:22:27
They think they can find a buildings and they'll just bounce off.
02:22:29
Yeah.
02:22:30
But oh yeah, I always assumed that, the, the plane like that
02:22:35
would have to do more damage, but apparently it just bounces off you.
02:22:39
How far
02:22:41
makes you wonder if 911 was real great?
02:22:43
Grand Theft Auto did did get it right.
02:22:46
This means 9/11 proof, by the way.
02:22:49
Take cars.
02:22:50
Yeah.
02:22:50
Nobody talks about building eight.
02:22:55
But for people.
02:22:57
Building eight didn't drop bikes going back just.
02:23:01
Oh probably I go oh you bet on.
02:23:04
Is that.
02:23:07
Dang.
02:23:08
The TMZ thing played anyway.
02:23:11
Give me sound.
02:23:13
Hey hey hey,
02:23:15
what can happen happens.
02:23:17
Help. What? Excuse.
02:23:20
There's a white man yelling about at a bunch of black people in the audience.
02:23:25
Merriment. Open air.
02:23:26
Brandon.
02:23:27
Air pollution because of being too loud.
02:23:29
Apparently,
02:23:31
there are whooping and hollering and being too loud for the white man.
02:23:34
You know?
02:23:36
Oh, wait, why does he have an accent?
02:23:37
Excuse me, everybody.
02:23:40
Hey, hey, hey.
02:23:43
Oh, no, it's not black Africans.
02:23:45
It's better.
02:23:46
It's impossible to speak about culture.
02:23:50
Trust this weirdo.
02:23:51
You're inside. Coming here.
02:23:53
Make like I thought.
02:23:56
I thought being loud and, you know, was just,
02:23:59
American.
02:24:04
African?
02:24:05
I don't think it is
02:24:06
thing, but apparently it's ingrained.
02:24:09
Such a noise deeper than that in the root.
02:24:12
I mean, it's fine. I'm cool with that.
02:24:13
I just didn't know that that was like.
02:24:14
So this is a lack of respect.
02:24:17
So I suggest then you have this if you want to have that to also speak
02:24:21
about somebody else.
02:24:22
Some I mean some skills.
02:24:23
Right, you have by the room.
02:24:26
So you go outside if you want to stay here.
02:24:29
We listen to the people me and we playing the same game.
02:24:32
Crazy, crazy black to you all day.
02:24:36
Okay. You
02:24:38
he, like, says everything except the N-word.
02:24:39
Pretty much.
02:24:41
Do they are they say he's by the N-word in Africa
02:24:43
like a.
02:24:47
You go this is the
02:24:48
that was the Africa forward forward summit in Kenya. So.
02:24:54
That was Macron. Yeah.
02:24:55
The French president
02:24:58
telling all the black people to they're being too loud talking to like you guys.
02:25:02
Y'all are talking too loud.
02:25:04
I'm trying to enjoy this presentation.
02:25:05
Hearing y'all talking too loud.
02:25:07
But the problem with protest and I hate I know you don't want to be interrupted
02:25:10
with your day.
02:25:11
You know, if protest o'clock and they're just talking loud,
02:25:13
I think that they were just who put in other people.
02:25:16
If people can't hear you, it's not as effective.
02:25:21
People don't respect social convention.
02:25:25
They interrupt people when they're talking.
02:25:27
They put towels on chairs.
02:25:32
Do you remember that conversation?
02:25:34
No. There was towels on chair.
02:25:36
Yeah, I was in.
02:25:37
I was on vacation and I had to get up at 530 in the morning
02:25:40
to go reserve my chairs, and I thought I was standing on the chair
02:25:43
and then walked away.
02:25:43
No, I would not put towels on it because everybody had the same fucking towel.
02:25:46
That was a stupid way to reserve it.
02:25:47
I put my undershirts on it,
02:25:50
and then you walked and then.
02:25:51
And then the second day, my dirty laundry.
02:25:54
And then you walked away.
02:25:55
You put your shit on there and then walked away.
02:25:59
I reserved them, correct.
02:26:00
Even though there were signs everywhere I was that reserving it,
02:26:04
it was my no.
02:26:07
Well, if I went down there and there was nobody around,
02:26:10
I would take your shit, set it aside, and I would sit down there.
02:26:13
And then when you zoom in, you would go, you would have every right to do as my the
02:26:18
those are my sheets.
02:26:19
I gave my stuff there.
02:26:21
You would say that to someone.
02:26:23
You would know longer.
02:26:24
Have to worry about that.
02:26:26
Who are you?
02:26:26
Are you are you going to see to me?
02:26:30
I'm one step ahead. I'm one step ahead of you.
02:26:32
Listen, everything that I own that is important to me.
02:26:36
I have to offer to my whole.
02:26:38
Let me finish, let me finish, can I finish?
02:26:40
Can't afford one of the member, one member of the group
02:26:43
that you're with the whole court there at all times.
02:26:47
Preface what I'm saying.
02:26:49
I believe everything you're saying. I agree with what you're saying.
02:26:51
That is the right way. Those are the rules.
02:26:53
But that's not the way everyone else in the world plays.
02:26:55
So you can be the one thing that's not right and move somebody else's stuff
02:26:58
and then get in a huge escalated fight, which you could probably handle yourself.
02:27:01
I probably can't, I wouldn't do that.
02:27:03
Here was my solution. The first night.
02:27:06
First night we got screwed or, you know, first night morning.
02:27:09
We were like, well, fuck, I guess 7:00 when they open is too late.
02:27:15
So I went out there at 530.
02:27:19
I don't want to say what happened that day.
02:27:20
Then the second day I decided for my family of a certain number.
02:27:23
I would reserve twice as many.
02:27:25
So I got a section here and a section there so that if I lost one.
02:27:29
What do you mean reserved them?
02:27:31
I we bought little
02:27:33
chair reserve clips and put an article of our shit.
02:27:37
Then how are you able to buy chair?
02:27:39
Just like what is that? What is a chair reserve clip.
02:27:41
So you went around and a whole horde of chairs.
02:27:46
You went around and clipped different garments
02:27:48
from the clothing that you brought to different chairs.
02:27:51
You know, absurd fact that.
02:27:53
So every chair did that.
02:27:55
So every
02:27:58
you're all, everybody was an asshole.
02:28:00
So you're going to like this, this whole thing, this.
02:28:03
I don't give a shit.
02:28:03
I'm not going to play that fucking.
02:28:05
I'll oh my clip. I have a clip on the chair.
02:28:08
I go like, go to the hotel right away.
02:28:09
I'll be like, what is this shit?
02:28:11
What do we do? This one night?
02:28:13
One night hours or something?
02:28:14
Why don't you just reserve then? Fuck it.
02:28:16
This is how diplomatic I am.
02:28:18
So the one night that I was looking for.
02:28:20
Don't bother with that shit,
02:28:22
but we just leave it to a different beach that doesn't have fucking a bunch.
02:28:25
There are no others out front that there are no other beaches at the all inclusive.
02:28:28
Come down from my room and then I just sit in a chair
02:28:31
or around a bunch of other fuck turds, you know, three feet from me.
02:28:35
Also on the ceiling.
02:28:36
What if what if the people were at the beach?
02:28:38
What if you walked up?
02:28:39
Did you did we show the fight with the. Somebody took a cabana.
02:28:42
So what if you walk up to an area that there's not as many people?
02:28:44
I go to the spot that there's the least amount of people,
02:28:47
and then I do my own thing.
02:28:50
I'm getting off track, though, so yeah,
02:28:53
my question is, is what if there can be?
02:28:56
They know how many people are there?
02:28:58
How many people can stay there, right?
02:28:59
Because there's beds.
02:29:01
Why shouldn't there be?
02:29:02
Or why couldn't there just be a chair for every bed
02:29:06
that would.
02:29:06
So they don't have enough beds? Usually?
02:29:09
Well, but this this is true.
02:29:10
First of all, I may be lame.
02:29:13
I was in Mexico and I went to the beach one time.
02:29:15
We went to the pool.
02:29:16
The rest because it was closer to the bar cleaner.
02:29:19
Nicer, better.
02:29:20
Everything about it was better than the beach.
02:29:25
Yeah.
02:29:25
And I don't know, I like the was the water warm?
02:29:29
The pool was freezing.
02:29:31
It was the gulf. The water was. The water was
02:29:34
nicer
02:29:35
without the cigs, agua, whatever they call the.
02:29:38
Were you afraid of the, sea sharks?
02:29:42
I'm afraid of sharks.
02:29:43
I'm very aware. I'm not afraid of sharks.
02:29:45
But I rather not Stingrays. Rather not.
02:29:47
So come with disclaimer, Steve Irwin.
02:29:52
Yeah. Yes.
02:29:53
No, I mean, no, I wasn't I went in the water.
02:29:55
It wasn't,
02:29:57
I went the water and something that wasn't going to swim up
02:30:00
my pee hole was the least of my worries.
02:30:01
But that, in fact, was my main worry.
02:30:03
You were afraid of the p hole, swimmers.
02:30:05
That's what I've always afraid of. The p hole.
02:30:07
And you're going to you're you're more comfortable with the
02:30:11
disgusting no pool.
02:30:14
No, no.
02:30:15
But they don't I don't they don't shock.
02:30:18
I know they
02:30:18
put chlorine in the Stony Creek water, but they don't put it in the ocean.
02:30:22
I know saltwater I guess, is already its own.
02:30:25
Yeah that's right.
02:30:26
But I'm always
02:30:27
I'm equally worried about something swimming up my pee hole 24 over seven.
02:30:31
We can all feel like the the lakes are constantly, like, replenished over time.
02:30:35
Like it's not always the same stagnant water.
02:30:39
So here's your payoff.
02:30:41
I was acting like devil's advocate and saying the ocean is always
02:30:44
the same stagnant water, which is why it starves local time.
02:30:48
Why is it so quiet?
02:30:50
Is because your volume is probably turned down.
02:30:53
Most of mine where I was kind of pissed off.
02:30:55
I lost my controls too.
02:30:57
That's fantastic too.
02:30:59
Usually I can just double click on a video or hit escape and it changes.
02:31:02
That's the first I'm going to escape.
02:31:03
I'm probably going to close the entire stream.
02:31:05
Sorry, we don't need to hear is gas fucking banter. I can
02:31:09
cue on the other
02:31:10
side of the hotel queue for a longer
02:31:13
for people to out to get the best spot with the towel or the pool.
02:31:17
So why do people do that?
02:31:19
9 a.m. local time.
02:31:20
The queue is pretty long.
02:31:24
We went to the keys. There was this.
02:31:25
There were several areas that you could get up and kind of just sit wherever.
02:31:28
And then there was this whole hoard of benches which looked painful.
02:31:34
They also offer like fishing and shit like that.
02:31:36
And we tried to fish the one morning, and then they already given out
02:31:38
all the fishing rods and we were like, all right, we're just not going to fish,
02:31:42
because obviously we're not going to get up early.
02:31:44
And it was kind of bullshit because there was kids that got denied fishing
02:31:49
and there was like just dumb adults that were like, you know who the worker?
02:31:53
And it's like, dude, get the fuck out here.
02:31:54
Give me like, give the kid the pole.
02:31:57
Like, you don't
02:31:59
hate people.
02:32:00
So a German tourist took it to court
02:32:04
and one
02:32:06
my. What happened?
02:32:08
I don't know, Samsung
02:32:10
something was a German tourist won 850 pounds after he was unable.
02:32:15
I think that's pounds. I don't know what the Ellis could be like.
02:32:18
He was promised a chair and get 1 or 2.
02:32:20
German tourists have won a payout after he was unable to secure a sun chair
02:32:24
on at his holiday resort due to others reserving them
02:32:27
with pool towels.
02:32:32
So there was a fight ensued.
02:32:34
I'm assuming like, no, I don't know, he just
02:32:37
they were for the dam, says
02:32:40
850 els.
02:32:43
We'll just say, well, it should just be like a return
02:32:45
on the money that you spent on the resort, right?
02:32:47
You shouldn't be able to sue for more than you paid, right?
02:32:51
He has.
02:32:51
He said his children were forced to lie on the floor.
02:32:55
The floor?
02:32:56
They have a floor at the beach?
02:32:58
Well, yes.
02:32:59
They didn't have a floor on the beach. You'd fall through the earth.
02:33:01
Well, what do you mean, what do you.
02:33:04
I don't understand what floor?
02:33:07
The ground.
02:33:07
They only lay it on the floor. They weren't allowed.
02:33:09
And hoping that they lay on the floor in their hotel room to lay on the floor.
02:33:13
Yeah, I would have said ground, but I think that's probably a translation
02:33:16
for Germany.
02:33:17
Greece to Manus.
02:33:19
Yeah. Okay. Good point, good point.
02:33:20
The man told the court that the tour operator
02:33:22
failed to enforce the resort's ban on reserving loungers with a towel,
02:33:26
stating the guests who were doing so were not confronted.
02:33:30
So he's with you.
02:33:31
He's like, confront those motherfuckers, move that.
02:33:33
I mean, we're that's there to be confronted.
02:33:35
I just think that it's one of those stupid rules,
02:33:37
kind of like my fucking, neighbor situation at home where the city's like,
02:33:42
oh, that's a civil issue.
02:33:43
And I'm like, thinking,
02:33:44
why is it a civil issue when you have city rules and city laws?
02:33:47
And like, I don't understand.
02:33:50
No, what they meant is we don't want to get off my property.
02:33:52
We don't want to fuck with that. Yeah. We don't want to deal with it.
02:33:54
You deal with it.
02:33:55
So one of the days I was there, I reserved two for chairs and two tables.
02:33:59
You know, with the table being see the configuration just like that.
02:34:03
No. Do you.
02:34:03
I wouldn't put a towel on it. The towels are all the same.
02:34:05
You get it from the towel hut.
02:34:07
I'd be like, well that's my.
02:34:08
Not only is that my chair? That's my towel. What are you going to say?
02:34:10
Because the cards are all the same. The towels are all the same.
02:34:13
They don't have your name or room number on it.
02:34:15
So you, like, come down, put a couple extra things there just for this.
02:34:17
Like a maybe like a beverage or something.
02:34:19
Well so listen so and again I agree with you 100%.
02:34:23
But then I guess I'm just not an I'm not going to come down early and then use it.
02:34:27
I don't understand what what by 5:00 am they all had stuff on them.
02:34:34
But anyway, so one of the days I put my stuff on it,
02:34:36
but I didn't put stuff on the table, so I went over to that would come up,
02:34:39
I would wake up, I come down, I went over to the everyone's towels
02:34:43
and put them in a pile.
02:34:44
I would love to go on their vacation with you.
02:34:46
You would be my hero.
02:34:47
I would even fight with you.
02:34:48
But I just don't have the balls to fight alone, especially on vacation.
02:34:51
Like if I'm a worker driving fuck with me, I will end my day.
02:34:54
I don't have a life for it, but for vacation, I just don't.
02:34:58
I don't confront people on vacation.
02:34:59
I hope and I hope everybody does that to I saw that, yeah, I love that game.
02:35:04
And I just walked away from it
02:35:05
and we went to a different beach where there was less people.
02:35:08
So we didn't have a different beach.
02:35:10
So this was a one day I was there for charity.
02:35:12
I hung out a little beach in the very early morning or the very late evening.
02:35:16
We hung out at the hotel.
02:35:17
I reserved two for chairs and two tables.
02:35:19
When I arrived after breakfast is sit in lounge.
02:35:23
I had two chairs, no tables,
02:35:27
but because I'm the biggest asshole of the world, I reserved two sections.
02:35:31
I walked over to my section and there was you there.
02:35:33
Some guy was like and I said, hey, that's my stuff.
02:35:36
And he was like, oh.
02:35:39
And before he had a chance, he would say, sorry or fuck off.
02:35:42
I said, hey, I'll make you a deal. I'll move my stuff.
02:35:44
You can have these chairs, but you give me the tables.
02:35:46
And he was like, deal?
02:35:49
So I thought I was, you know, pretty slick.
02:35:51
I had tables and chairs. Do you like bargain?
02:35:53
You know, it was like the only night today.
02:35:55
The only day that we didn't have chairs
02:35:57
and get what we wanted was the first night.
02:35:59
But, I mean, you you gotta.
02:36:00
You're the kind of person that yells at a current
02:36:02
while you're getting swept away saying,
02:36:04
you fucker, you're not following the rules.
02:36:06
You're supposed to be still water,
02:36:07
because sometimes you just got to go with the flow.
02:36:08
It's never it's not supposed to be still water. Actually,
02:36:13
I knew you would find option three.
02:36:15
You cheated in the Kobe match.
02:36:16
The ocean isn't supposed to be still water.
02:36:19
I was in a river in my analogy.
02:36:21
I was in a river with a high current.
02:36:24
You could either go with the flow and try to swim to the side or go like to.
02:36:28
I'm a tough swimmer, I can fucking.
02:36:30
I'll fuck with the current, but you'll probably die.
02:36:32
No, no, the problem would be,
02:36:39
Look,
02:36:40
your brain said there has to be a problem, and now your brain is trying to come up
02:36:43
with that problem. That is crazy.
02:36:46
No, you know I hate you.
02:36:47
I don't know why I hate you, but give me a second.
02:36:52
I don't hate you.
02:36:52
I love paraphrasing, you know, be hilarious.
02:36:56
I wonder if, because people are so stupid and sheepish and assholes like this,
02:37:00
if there was a resort
02:37:01
that had a chair for every single person, that's what I just said.
02:37:05
Still, there has still be assholes coming down.
02:37:07
There still be assholes coming down, putting their towels down, yelling me
02:37:13
fuck your sheets!
02:37:13
Better than that shit, this is better than that water, dude.
02:37:17
So listen, I'll even admit it.
02:37:18
I didn't get the fuck I didn't get the group for.
02:37:21
I didn't get the two groups of four chairs because I thought I was slick.
02:37:24
I got it because I wasn't sure which one had more sun in the afternoon,
02:37:29
and I was going to leave the four chairs completely empty
02:37:31
until the second half of the day. Moved across the pool.
02:37:34
So yeah, nowhere else to go in the area.
02:37:37
Or, you know,
02:37:37
you were in Mexico, so you don't necessarily want to leave the resort.
02:37:40
I had nowhere else.
02:37:41
No, due to in Cancun, there is no, I, I guess toward the city there might be
02:37:46
private beach, I mean, public beaches, but they're all resort beaches.
02:37:50
You need a keycard to get to your fucking resorts beach.
02:37:53
Even I, I mean, I guess you could swim through the water.
02:37:55
I didn't think of it that way.
02:37:56
Could have dove into the water and swam to another beach.
02:37:59
I suppose I could have found it, I yeah, just hung up.
02:38:01
Hung out on the fringe of the beach on. You don't own this part.
02:38:04
It's still what?
02:38:07
You could.
02:38:08
You could do that.
02:38:10
You would be crazy.
02:38:10
All of those rules apply in different countries.
02:38:13
Maybe not.
02:38:15
I doubt it.
02:38:17
Here's my favorite show.
02:38:21
Since he's been gone long enough, nobody misses him.
02:38:23
But we're going to hear from Matt Green in there.
02:38:25
How do you know who he is?
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And welcome to Flash Ranch Live.
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Today our screen flash cast.
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It's not Halloween in May and it is Star Wars Day.
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And that's why I wear my Chewbacca shirt.
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And tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo.
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So if you're not Mexican at the Star Wars Day, may the force be with you.
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But today I had to look up the difference between yelling, screaming, and shouting
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and some interesting things.
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Margaret Thatcher the first.
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May the force be with you.
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In 1979, I got up for shouting.
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You know we are closer to synonymous,
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but not not really screaming more in terror, shock, that kind of thing.
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Shouting is just speaking loudly so that you can be heard at a distance
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or over loud noises.
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And yelling is more angry with words.
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So screaming doesn't necessarily involve words.
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Shouting is using words, but loudly and yelling.
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Thanks for sharing the link in Rumble
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with Terry.
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We've been talking a lot about Tourette syndrome,
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and if it's possible to sabotage yourself, we have a friend next in the show go!
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But today the topic was brought to me by a very old friend of the show,
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our youngest contributor, The Kid, and he told me about a 1967 short
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story by Harlan Ellison called I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream.
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Interesting me by this title.
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It's got an Oxford comma, and that's not even the first problem
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I have with it, but low IQ, I guess I figured comma.
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So I have my own Oxford comma
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and I must scream loud and my expert comment is superfluous.
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It adds no IQ. I guess you could say I don't.
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I don't spend a lot of time on this.
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I just pick the words and however transcribe.
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I don't text anything in the drop. So that was
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I was doing the, low IQ, I guess you it's funny you say that,
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my next up to was, is I'm going to upgrade the,
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transcribing to know who was saying what instead of just rant.
02:40:06
You know, you can only search words now, but we don't know who said what.
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But we're about to.
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But it's more fun this way because I can't puts everything in there.
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I don't have time to change the words.
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The parrot, it says what we said. Three months.
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The set up for the parrot.
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Actually uncomfortable situation. He's singing.
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It has nothing.
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It gives us no more than a missing accent crouton.
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When we do doing that, that's.
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I'm also going to improve Gary, because when I upload him
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to the AI, the AI asked me how good of a singer is he?
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And I put tone deaf, which is why he I think he talk sings.
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But if I say he's, I don't know what a good singers call.
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I think I will make him sing much better or sketchy, but I must scream.
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Must I have to when I can't?
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And that's the paradox.
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The setup for the paradox.
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Bad situation.
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And this show, as you may or may not know, is a release valve for me.
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Hey, you ever heard Gary sing?
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I don't think I've ever
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wanted to live as a religious individual and not an absolute raving lunatic.
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I have a really hard.
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I sprinkle a little crazy as I go, and some people use a screaming
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as this release valve.
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You know, you go into another room, you scream into a pillow.
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Careful with this.
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It doesn't make the screaming so audible in all cases.
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So you still might sound like a raving lunatic,
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but if you let these kind of feelings bottle up
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and build up and build up and build up, they could blow up.
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And I just think it's healthier to release it and to have a release valve.
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But let's talk about the short story now.
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Like I said, it was the 1967 short story.
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So spoiler alert you've had plenty of time to read this.
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It's been out there, but I gotta go through the details of the thing.
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It's a dystopian future.
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It's a post-apocalyptic story that I'll get into the the human character.
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I'm going to come in the big day is, am, am,
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and it stands for Allied Master Computer.
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And in the backstory of this Harlan Ellison short story
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was that China, Russia and the United States all had one.
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But the first one to be concerned
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and conscious and self-aware was the United States. One.
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And then it took over the other two.
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So three supercomputers combined and half conscious.
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And it is self-aware.
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And since it is a war computer, its only purpose, the only purpose
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of all three of our computers was to make war.
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That's all they knew.
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So it killed off the entire human race except for five people.
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Barney Gore, astronomer, doctor, and Ellen Batty
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was the most informed that he ended up changing what he did
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for several times in the story, but he ended up settling on the cartoon.
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Therefore I am.
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So he just gives em and he it.
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He got assigned to gender somehow, but he hated the human race, and
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I think it was a combination of jealousy or not being able
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to do anything about his situation, but
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he saw pleasure in torturing these five people that he kept alive.
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And not only did he keep them alive, he kept them at the same age
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as when they went into his underground library
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where he kept them captive, but basically made them immortal.
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Like the whole thing starts out with guards there, but
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getting all of his blood drained out of his body.
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Now that would kill most people, of course,
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but it wasn't the whole story after that, after that.
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So we made it so that they could not take their own lives.
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I'm not sure how a mechanism by which he did this,
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but they knew that they couldn't commit suicide. So.
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And that would have been a welcome release to the torture to heat.
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It was psychological torture.
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This was, dystopian, post-apocalyptic torture, psychological, physical torture.
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They were always starving to death when they did.
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When they did get fed by them, it was something gross.
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And the whole thing was grotesque, like there was vomiting and bile and
02:43:41
and sexual assault and
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and if you didn't catch that, it was very gore striking him at Ted.
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Ted was our narrator, and Ellen the only girl there.
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So, you know, the guys took their turn was Allen.
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They, you know, so they they took turns.
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Ted was paranoid, but he was our incompetent narrator.
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Because his paranoia. But that he was in no shape to do it.
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He was monkey like. They all had their issues. And then.
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So they were in there.
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The story starts.
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Yeah.
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It's only been there 209 years.
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So longer than a standard human lifespan.
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So they and they still had hopes of getting out of there.
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But Ted realizes that there is no hope.
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They're never going to escape.
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But it comes to their attention that about 100 miles away,
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down the labyrinth in the frozen tunnels, they canned goods.
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There are there can be imagine peaches and pears and fruit cocktail.
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And they imagined all sorts of canned goods like they there were.
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And so they so they went off and it was that's the adventure.
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That's the the adventure of the story.
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And it was they were just put through more like a variety of tortures.
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After 109 years of being tortured every single day.
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This was even worse than that.
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The the journey introduced all sorts of new psychological
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and physical tortures to them.
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But when they finally did make it to the ice chamber, they found the canned goods.
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And in the evil joke twist plot twist, they didn't have a can opener, never did.
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So Teddy grabs the stalagmites and slide tights, and it looks like he's
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going to try to pierce one of the cans, and he starts killing all of his fellow
02:45:07
captives.
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Remember, they couldn't kill themselves, but they could murder each other.
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So Alan realizes what he's doing.
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He kills Benny or one of the others, and of course there.
02:45:17
And the name documents
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that is finally stopped by him before he's able to, well, kill himself.
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Because you can't kill yourself in this dystopia.
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And so.
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And as a punishment for killing off all of his other playthings,
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he's only left with ten.
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So he turns them into a mouse slug, leaving a trail of slime behind him as is.
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He has no mouth, he cannot scream.
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And that is the story of I have no mouth, I'm a scream.
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In 1995
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was adapted to a video game
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where you could actually defeat him, but most of the conclusions
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were the people die or you become a mouthful of slug.
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And I've never played the game.
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It is a point and click adventure game, so you just kind to read what's going on.
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There's some animation since it came out in 1995.
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I think there was a second
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release recently, but for more about that story, roll the clip.
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Brady. Brady, why are we watching this?
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Who is Ted?
02:46:11
Are you are we watching this?
02:46:17
Brady why are we watching this?
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That was pretty fun to watch.
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Nobody would ever watch this.
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Pretty sure I'm out of videos.
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Did you watch all nine hours?
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I've never watched any of it.
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And that's what's gone. So.
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You don't.
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Have.
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106I.
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Play.
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To 124 we go.
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I wake up,
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come.
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Oh, you. Of.
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Us did you?
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The night before.
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Go by.
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On the car.
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I. Drove
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until I see them. I.
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I'm surprised
02:48:15
you didn't bring any alien disclosure stuff.
02:48:18
They just dropped all that amazing footage.
02:48:23
Yeah, I went straight to what you did
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to it.
02:48:29
You got.
02:48:35
You know.
02:48:40
Why you come on to me.
02:48:57
That's gross.
02:49:32
You're the guy who tried to, shoot Trump.
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Did you see that? He pled not guilty.
02:49:38
I don't know how you do that, I.
02:49:39
So any time I've had to do that, which is very few times,
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I didn't get an option to say a word.
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They just entered my plea as not guilty.
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And they're like, everybody says not guilty, so they just submit that plea.
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I was like, what?
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What if I just want to say guilty be, you know, be back.
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You were with a held back in honor and fucking get on with my life.
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Fuck off.
02:50:04
They said, nope.
02:50:05
Everybody pleads not guilty.
02:50:13
Yeah.
02:50:14
I mean, I don't know, the North Dakota recycling plant.
02:50:17
It's another tic tac. Tic tac video.
02:50:19
Looks like to me.
02:50:28
I can't find
02:50:28
the one that I saw that had, like, a rocket taken off.
02:50:31
Wait, did I find it?
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And then a couple of dots appeared by it, and then the rocket blows up.
02:50:38
I just assumed it was fake.
02:50:42
Like, I have no idea what we're looking at here.
02:50:43
There's World War Two windmills on the moon.
02:50:46
This is all the stuff.
02:50:47
Do they just.
02:50:48
Alien disclosure happened, Trump said, release all the files.
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And this is what they released.
02:51:00
I don't, I don't get it.
02:51:03
I really don't see it.
02:51:05
I mean, that looks like fog
02:51:07
and maybe some some windmills in the ocean.
02:51:10
I don't even I don't know what it's supposed to be.
02:51:17
I, I mean, obviously we're looking at something flying around the windmills.
02:51:21
Do you see it? I don't see it.
02:51:24
Oh, I see it.
02:51:24
The white that we're looking at.
02:51:26
The little white dot,
02:51:28
the drone, I would assume the what?
02:51:34
At that point,
02:51:34
it could be just a pixel missing in the sensor.
02:51:38
And I do think that it's in low level, like, around them windmills and shit.
02:51:43
Like,
02:51:44
do you think it's like,
02:51:45
flying in and around them or just over them?
02:51:49
I, yeah, I don't know, like, inconclusive.
02:51:51
Can't tell from this footage because it's so unreal.
02:51:54
The high definition footage.
02:51:55
Don't you think we'd have something plain as day by now instead of this incredibly
02:51:59
grainy bullshit?
02:52:02
Well, because they're also not, like, necessarily sometimes fully
02:52:06
like some of the shit's like, radar or heat
02:52:09
signature shit or,
02:52:17
This I hear.
02:52:18
Yeah.
02:52:18
I just don't believe it.
02:52:22
I wish I could find the one with the rocket.
02:52:27
There's a rocket going from the bottom right to the top left.
02:52:30
It's launching. Then these three dots go next to it.
02:52:32
And then if the rocket blows up.
02:52:38
But now that I can't find it, it's.
02:52:40
It was probably fake.
02:52:43
Even if they
02:52:43
do come up with something that's conclusively
02:52:47
high definition, people say that it's fake.
02:52:50
So nobody'll believe.
02:52:51
And people believe that helicopter.
02:52:56
Yeah, I just I mean, this is not groundbreaking.
02:52:58
This is a nothing.
02:53:02
Helicopter.
02:53:03
Helicopter.
02:53:05
This supposed to be the alien disposes of the the moon.
02:53:10
There are people who get in the helicopter.
02:53:13
Accidents on accident, man.
02:53:16
Make it even worse.
02:53:16
They said they met with all the leaders, religious leaders and pastors to warn them
02:53:20
that they're about to tell everybody that aliens created
02:53:24
us and that religion, everything.
02:53:29
Was. Yeah.
02:53:40
I mean, I don't
02:53:42
I don't see anything in these videos.
02:53:45
I see us,
02:53:48
no, I mean, I, I see what you see, though.
02:53:50
There's a white thing going back and forth.
02:53:52
It's not my mouse. That's the actual
02:53:56
Superman flying or whatever.
02:53:57
We are to believe, right?
02:53:59
It sort of looks like this scene, the.
02:54:05
Oh, these are one of those glowing orbs.
02:54:07
Chair.
02:54:08
He just was sitting on a chair.
02:54:10
Superman.
02:54:12
Like anybody who doesn't understand that, that is light flare
02:54:16
or, you know, I mean, that's it's not the star of whatever.
02:54:19
It's not the thing that's flying is not it doesn't have all those points on it.
02:54:23
That's just a visual effect artifact or whatever you want to say.
02:54:30
The trail probably is too,
02:54:31
because it's such a bright light that the camera can't handle it.
02:54:34
So it's doing that happens all the time.
02:54:36
Every night the sun sets on my security camera.
02:54:38
And does that exact effect. It doesn't move around, but.
02:54:43
Blacks everything out, puts a little,
02:54:46
burns a little, like black hole right in the middle of the film of the sensor
02:54:50
and sort of film chem trails.
02:54:53
Yeah,
02:54:55
that's a wire.
02:54:56
But I get I get what you're saying.
02:54:57
Maybe that's what's creating it.
02:55:00
Chemicals are making you believe it.
02:55:02
The crazy chemicals looks like it's sucking
02:55:06
like a C and C like operation like it's like
02:55:11
the Pentagon says more documents will be released,
02:55:14
but we are holding our breath.
02:55:17
Well,
02:55:19
you can hold your breath for four days.
02:55:21
There's no
02:55:24
existence of that.
02:55:25
Have you got it?
02:55:29
Hung up a little bit.
02:55:32
Now, you wolinsky listening to passengers who were on board the frontier flight
02:55:35
that hit and killed a person who was on the runway.
02:55:38
Here's what they have to say.
02:55:40
Yeah, I haven't unpacked my bag yet. Levi.
02:55:42
When the, the bag was under the seat in front of me, and,
02:55:46
I wish I had it because I got my camera gear in here.
02:55:49
Did we talk about this guy?
02:55:50
Hi8 camera meant to capture his trip to California?
02:55:53
No, no, this is the wildest story.
02:55:55
Probably I'll ever have, especially when it comes to flying.
02:56:01
Levi was
02:56:01
one of the passengers on Frontier Flight 4345.
02:56:04
We just hit somebody.
02:56:05
We haven't entered Denver International Airport.
02:56:07
Oh, is this the guy I heard this is yesterday was hit two minutes
02:56:11
later, while second time, as I looked out the window, and I could feel
02:56:16
and I can hear the bang, you know, and it was like a shockwave.
02:56:20
Levi, wait. Pause.
02:56:21
Is this the interview with the guy that jumped in there?
02:56:23
He felt a bang. Of course he did.
02:56:26
Actually didn't have the position where
02:56:28
I think he had an interview with the guy that jumped into the jet.
02:56:31
He said he felt a bang.
02:56:33
No. Well, that's somebody that's not the guy that he's.
02:56:36
That guy is just the passenger, the guy who went into the jet.
02:56:39
He can't say how he felt or not because he's not able to do that
02:56:45
anymore or anything at all anymore
02:56:48
happened in slow motion.
02:56:49
So I'm like replaying it in my mind.
02:56:51
And it was so weird to go from something so mundane
02:56:55
and ordinary to something so out of the ordinary.
02:56:58
I started, Boy Scouts at a very young age.
02:57:01
It's when his Eagle Scout instincts kicked in.
02:57:03
Hold on.
02:57:05
He's an Eagle Scout.
02:57:08
I don't understand how, like, they're telling this, like, harrowing,
02:57:12
harrowing story of a guy who was just a passenger in a plane.
02:57:15
The plane hit some
02:57:19
some guy,
02:57:21
and this guy is just a passenger.
02:57:23
He's like, I was sitting in the seat, and then the plane
02:57:25
hit a third of the thing, and I was like, oh, my God.
02:57:27
Like, I felt the thing.
02:57:28
And then we slid down the thing and look, I'm a I'm an Eagle Scout.
02:57:31
And like, that's when my instincts kicked in
02:57:33
because I remembered sliding down a slide when I was a child,
02:57:37
and I turned around and started helping people slide down the ramps.
02:57:40
Muhammed I started helping people.
02:57:41
So that's what you're supposed to do.
02:57:43
But also you're supposed to get the fuck out of the way like until like six hours.
02:57:47
Everyone knows how to slide down the slide.
02:57:48
I thought I was going to wake up from like a dream or something,
02:57:50
but this was no dream with passengers.
02:57:52
We need verbal consent. You really think you're going to die?
02:57:54
I like how the passengers are like they're the victim.
02:57:57
Boom. They're.
02:57:58
You're able to help somebody out the exit door at Denver International Airport.
02:58:01
Like you nod your head, they say, I'm sorry.
02:58:03
We need a verbal, you know, acknowledgment.
02:58:05
I feel like there
02:58:05
should be some surveillance or like, you know, the the to the skies.
02:58:09
The exit protocol is not to help
02:58:12
all the passengers out of the door before you get out.
02:58:15
The exit protocol is to remove that fucking door and get out of the way
02:58:18
and get off the fucking plane.
02:58:21
You lead the way.
02:58:22
No, I don't think that was it.
02:58:24
How are all the exit rope people going to hang out and.
02:58:27
Oh, no, you pass around me. Hold on. Wait.
02:58:29
You're on the way.
02:58:29
Hold on.
02:58:29
Let me move out of the way to let this person know
02:58:32
you're creating a traffic jam by staying in your seat and hanging out there.
02:58:35
Get the fuck out of the way.
02:58:38
You're not supposed to hang out and help people off the plane.
02:58:40
It's self-explanatory.
02:58:42
You enter that, you go to go.
02:58:44
That's what the whole protocol is.
02:58:45
Before the plane takes off, they tell you where the exits are
02:58:47
in case of emergency head.
02:58:49
That way, there's not supposed to be an usher at the exit.
02:58:52
Going this way, please. This way.
02:58:54
That's not the fucking like the type.
02:58:55
The movie Titanic. The movie Titanic.
02:59:00
Because the real Titanic didn't.
02:59:01
That wasn't really the case. They didn't really do all that.
02:59:04
They weren't like, hey, go this way.
02:59:07
In other news, Delta Delta is not serving
02:59:10
snacks anymore on their short flight planes
02:59:13
like they sometimes didn't.
02:59:14
Anyway.
02:59:18
It pissed me off because it's like, well,
02:59:20
why don't you tell us instead of just having it be a surprise?
02:59:22
Because sometimes you do it, sometimes you don't.
02:59:27
And then sometimes they're like, oh, they bring the cart around,
02:59:29
but then they go, oh, we just have water and coffee.
02:59:31
And it's like, well, why have coffee? Why?
02:59:32
Why do they why do the coffee drinkers get something special?
02:59:35
Why even bring that
02:59:37
probably was the
02:59:39
the pilots drink it out. I don't know.
02:59:44
Water only.
02:59:48
Maybe some with some sugar in it for.
02:59:50
But when they.
02:59:50
I noticed when they do that you could buy any drinks that they had available
02:59:56
still so you could pluck.
02:59:58
I mean, it's probably 15 bucks for a soda.
03:00:00
Ten bucks, a ten bucks a beer, usually nine bucks or ten bucks.
03:00:04
I think maybe 12, but I think it's ten
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between 9 and 12.
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Between 9 and 12 is pretty specific.
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Yet also very, very vague.
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Why not just say about ten?
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Beyonce 2015 $100 Christ is King.
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Pagans pissed me off. Too many pagan bro.
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I'm praying for them.
03:00:25
First time super chat.
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Been watching you for three years and the movement
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has changed my life in a lot of ways. Love what you're doing for Gen-Z and America.
03:00:30
Keep up. Nick Fuentes made famous by Tanya.
03:00:33
Well, thank you for the big super chat.
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I appreciate it.
03:00:37
Yeah, people just give him money.
03:00:39
He makes fun of them and reads them.
03:00:40
It's not the Perrys.
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There are a lot of pagans now. I don't see that.
03:00:45
I just see all Christians. But that's okay.
03:00:47
I just noticed he was talking about Christians.
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So I thought with the ones
03:00:50
in the Harry Potter series bank represent Jews due to their characteristics.
03:00:53
Dude, Harry Potter don't in the Bible said $100.
03:00:55
Hello Nicholas, I want to play a game.
03:00:57
The Strait of Hormuz will close forever, leading to inflated prices.
03:01:00
And so the fun part, though he has 30,000 people watching his game
03:01:03
on Rumble or Illuminati, that's where everybody watches until midnight.
03:01:06
Oh, it's a bonus.
03:01:07
Oh, you mean I guess I'm gonna open up the Straits. Subscribe.
03:01:09
I get carnal knowledge of Laura Loomer.
03:01:12
I'm sorry, we're half of inch, but where's the downside when it's Nick
03:01:15
Fuentes? You don't know Nick Fuentes.
03:01:17
Laura Loomer, she's another one with me and all that.
03:01:19
Really?
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What is with me?
03:01:21
They want to get rid of all the,
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I'm on Rodrigo.
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I mean, not a lot of people do.
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0000, no no no no.
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Oh, my God.
03:01:35
And we first met. Yes.
03:01:36
But the main reason why I decided to go to him.
03:01:38
The one that got away. Oh, Laura.
03:01:40
The national soccer film.
03:01:41
Jesus, they're like fire and ice to me.
03:01:43
Laura. Bloomers like the ice. Cannon.
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And, he's just the ultimate grifter.
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And he just.
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He makes James a lot of money doing this.
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So hard, so hard
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to choose, you know, and to be in politics.
03:01:59
Yeah. No.
03:01:59
So why not book $100.50 emoji.
03:02:03
Oh, yeah.
03:02:03
Bro fest that you're risking this thing.
03:02:06
Moji.
03:02:06
Almost $333.
03:02:09
Yo, thanks for another big super chat.
03:02:11
Oh seven in the chat for I,
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I mean, it's not that I want to make money doing in $20.
03:02:17
Can we be serious and stop with the Proactiv accounts?
03:02:19
And it's comments that Victor is the best racist and not so she already
03:02:22
you just gave the $333 just to get on there for half a second.
03:02:27
Okay, let's not do that.
03:02:28
And he acknowledged your shit for half a second.
03:02:31
Well, I think they also want to support him.
03:02:32
So he keeps doing this.
03:02:34
If you don't have sponsors okay you either get
03:02:36
you either get your money from your audience
03:02:38
or from whoever's making you say, in my opinion, if he runs,
03:02:41
they're just going to roll it into JD Vance.
03:02:43
Yeah, but barbecue's like $20.
03:02:44
I know everyone wanted to say this after the interview,
03:02:46
but couldn't because a piece that nigga Jake Halliburton.
03:02:48
I think it shows how much link is in.
03:02:50
He reads all the super chats at the end and use it to just rifle through him.
03:02:54
Wow. Buckshot hunting.
03:02:56
What would you think of just starting the stream when you're ready to go live?
03:02:59
I sort of do the Tonya Williams at $200.
03:03:01
We love you. There's nobody else in your normal people.
03:03:07
Nobody to raise.
03:03:08
And the unlicensed eight weeks you.
03:03:14
Why didn't I just make that full screen from them?
03:03:16
You should have finished. Just finished it out.
03:03:18
Deer flag.
03:03:22
This is interesting to me. Three weeks.
03:03:24
Wait, this is this is the actual unlicensed therapist.
03:03:27
What does deer fledge?
03:03:28
There's a woman who wrote this, like, regularly.
03:03:30
That woman all over.
03:03:32
Are they going to throw me a cool twice?
03:03:34
And I'm going to play the stinger. Are you? You're damn straight.
03:03:36
I'm going to be a little more.
03:03:37
Hey, TV green, good to see you.
03:03:39
I can see it.
03:03:41
Yeah, I think a deer fledge.
03:03:43
I agreed to help my sister for three weeks. Their kids. I'm out of my butt.
03:03:45
I left after two weeks. Wait, that's not a question.
03:03:47
That's a statement. And then Adam writes. Yeah. It's weird.
03:03:49
I don't think they know how fledge bearable women.
03:03:51
Come on, you're flatworms.
03:03:53
Come on, stop it, stop it, stop it!
03:03:55
TV green. Hello.
03:03:57
Good to see brother.
03:03:58
All right, here's, let's get us into this now.
03:03:59
One week is a good length to stay with family.
03:04:01
Three weeks is not three weeks with, with your sister's kids.
03:04:06
Do you ever have to stay?
03:04:07
I've never had to stay with family since I was a child a month ago.
03:04:10
Okay, so she's like, you know, legit.
03:04:12
She's not like some lazybones.
03:04:14
But I would stay for a night if you ever. If.
03:04:16
Okay, a week would be when we would go to out-of-state, we would stay for a week.
03:04:20
He chastises them, calls them a lazy,
03:04:23
that's my that's my that's my kind of comedy.
03:04:25
My sister just gave birth to our second child a month ago, so she.
03:04:28
Anyways, you got nothing left. What's the topic next week?
03:04:31
We didn't get any of that things. None of that.
03:04:33
Watch your kids.
03:04:34
Nothing for three weeks.
03:04:36
Nothing. One week left.
03:04:38
Come on bro, are you got one week left?
03:04:41
Stay with your family.
03:04:45
Should we write Jeff or Nick?
03:04:49
Not that it matters.
03:04:52
Nothing else matters. Do you have a topic?
03:04:53
Pick the topic next week.
03:04:55
It's,
03:04:58
It's not that big of a deal.
03:05:01
Helicopter.
03:05:01
Helicopter.
03:05:04
I'm pretty sure it's our three year,
03:05:07
three year anniversary next week.
03:05:10
It's also going to be, what, May 18th?
03:05:15
I have no nothing special about May 18th.
03:05:21
I don't give a shit.
03:05:26
Topic, comment, anything.
03:05:30
Screeching to a fart nigger.
03:05:35
Sometimes I like to go see
03:05:36
just how long we can sit here at this
03:05:41
editing point.
03:05:42
Before we know it all.
03:05:44
It'll all clear up on at WrestleMania, I'm sure.
03:05:47
And I'll be honest, sometimes this is the best part of the show.
03:05:52
Yeah, lots of gay people are very smart, so
03:05:56
let's end with a prayer.
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Praise the Lord.
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Gracious God, we have sinned against thee and are unworthy of mercy.
03:06:04
Pardon our sins and bless these mercies
03:06:06
for our use and help us to eat and drink to thy glory, for Christ's sake.
03:06:10
Amen. Amen.