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Fladge Rants Live 155 Grift Fool Me Once, Shame On You. Fool Me... You Can't Get Fooled Again.

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00:00:02 And I'm going to close.
00:00:03 Crap.
00:00:05 Just remember, artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
00:00:09 Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
00:00:12 Apparently, I don't hear any of the effects or the
00:00:16 the intro or the music or any of that stuff, but what what what?
00:00:22 I didn't hear what what what what
00:00:26 what we did what two weeks ago.
00:00:30 Oh, I'm gonna come up with some.
00:00:32 Right. Only got 20 bucks in my pocket.
00:00:35 I'm I'm I'm I'm scrolling.
00:00:36 Hunt in for a miracle.
00:00:38 This is flipping flapjacks. Awesome.
00:00:40 Now I'm wide awake at 3:00 Am. Like, what up?
00:00:42 I need that fix now. I'm just hopeless.
00:00:43 I'm clicking on the grift.
00:00:44 It's a sham.
00:00:45 Wow. With my hands supposed to soak up the mess,
00:00:47 but it just made the soda left a bigger stain.
00:00:49 What the heck?
00:00:50 Wrapped up in my Snuggie, arms trapped like a hostage like seal on the book.
00:00:53 I still leaks like a slave girl next to me laughing.
00:00:56 You bought another one?
00:00:56 This whole pile of boxes smells like regret and broken dreams.
00:00:59 For Jean Willikers, it was three easy payments.
00:01:02 Just ship it, buy it now, hate it forever. Drowning in buyer's remorse.
00:01:04 Gift all the real tools
00:01:05 because they don't got the loud guy yelling useless and shiny fiddlesticks.
00:01:08 I'm still ranting in my failure.
00:01:10 Blue every dollar and I'm broken and broke.
00:01:11 What a bargain, you big dummy.
00:01:13 I'ma take your grandma's actually clean up my.
00:01:16 Take your grandma's oxiclean.
00:01:17 No, Joe, go ask your grandma.
00:01:19 Can I have her pet egg to bless you?
00:01:21 Snuggie with the sleeves and fuzzy house slippers.
00:01:24 George Foreman grill that burns everything. Barely fix it.
00:01:26 They had to set it and forget it.
00:01:27 Set it and forget it. It touched the chicken.
00:01:29 Then I bought a shake. Wait.
00:01:30 Yeah. Hello. Hello. My name Mark.
00:01:33 My fellow, that slap chop ain't got nothing on this clip.
00:01:35 It's a mob god game.
00:01:36 No. Well, yes, yes. Sorry, I could take some can noki.
00:01:39 But pads claim they suck out the toxins. Sell those.
00:01:41 The suckers be like, wow, my feet still smell though.
00:01:43 I'm gonna mop with some rags.
00:01:45 Only got 20 bucks in my pocket. I'm up.
00:01:48 I'm scrolling hunting for a mirror.
00:01:50 Blade three looking for Jack saw.
00:01:53 Oh, I'm gonna come up with some rat.
00:01:55 Got 20 bucks in my pocket.
00:01:57 I I'm scrolling hunting for a mirror blade flap.
00:02:01 Jack. Awesome.
00:02:02 What you know about rocking a thighmaster on your flabby thighs?
00:02:05 What you know about that? Hawaii.
00:02:06 You're spinning steam. I'm clicking, I'm clicking.
00:02:08 I'm falling for every desperate pitch.
00:02:09 1st March, broken dream is another grip is new. Yeah.
00:02:12 Thank you, granddad, for that miracle. My order.
00:02:14 Because right now I'm mopping tears off the carpet, buried under return
00:02:17 labels and empty hype boxes. Ain't picky.
00:02:19 I'll buy whatever they scream at 2 a.m..
00:02:21 Your granny, your auntie, your mama, your mammy.
00:02:23 Y'all take those flannel Snuggie jammies secondhand and like that mother Jabba
00:02:26 the building, disappointed with stains that never budge on that mother jibber.
00:02:29 I get the family dinner and they all roast me in that mother ointment.
00:02:32 They'd be like, oh, that black seal saved your roof.
00:02:34 I'm like, yo, it peeled off after one rain.
00:02:37 Oh, what a payment plan.
00:02:39 Let me that miracle.
00:02:40 Let's do the sad math 99 down and the rest is pure trash.
00:02:43 That's banana pudding.
00:02:44 I call that getting swindled and bamboozled. Son of a biscuit.
00:02:46 I call that get and play by Billy Mays.
00:02:48 Cause a monkey behind having the same useless junk as sex.
00:02:51 Other saps is a hell. I don't
00:02:54 come take a look through
00:02:55 my telescope trying to fake stuff like a normal person.
00:02:58 Man, you surely won't.
00:03:01 Yeah, now you surely won't grift my buying junk.
00:03:04 Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm gonna mop with some rag.
00:03:07 Only got 20 bucks in my pocket.
00:03:10 Oh, I'm scrolling hunting for.
00:03:12 Remember blade three, five jacks. Possum.
00:03:16 I'll wear your grandma Snuggie.
00:03:18 I look incredible.
00:03:20 I'm in this pile of regrets.
00:03:22 Oh, I'm another 3 a.m. spree.
00:03:25 Hey, I wear your granddad's Snuggie.
00:03:27 Bet your boots I look incredible.
00:03:29 Come on now, I'm in this pile of Halloween.
00:03:32 Grandma, the 3 a.m.
00:03:34 we scrolling.
00:03:35 I'm gonna my for some bread.
00:03:37 Only got 20 bucks in my pocket.
00:03:39 I'm scrolling hunting for one year, relay three black rats.
00:03:44 Awesome.
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00:05:52 Grifty, this is our, grift.
00:05:57 Fladge Rants Live.
00:05:58 Now, grift is an American slang term, coined to about a century ago.
00:06:04 So it's, fairly recent, and it just means monetized lying.
00:06:09 Synonyms include swindle, scam, fraud.
00:06:14 People who commit a grifter called grifters,
00:06:19 the act of, committing a grift is called grifting.
00:06:24 And I have changed my name in the corner
00:06:28 over here to grifter, because I thought it was funny.
00:06:34 But I cannot be considered a grifter.
00:06:37 And I'll tell you what.
00:06:39 I haven't made a dime doing this.
00:06:42 I spread my ideas.
00:06:44 And of right or wrong, I'm not doing it for profit or gain of any sort.
00:06:51 That being said,
00:06:52 grifting and, grift can be,
00:06:55 used to discredit, one's competitors.
00:07:01 So we got to be careful there because, both
00:07:04 both making the claim of grifting,
00:07:07 because
00:07:10 if you say someone's grifting and you benefit from it
00:07:13 and it's not true, you're,
00:07:17 a hypocrite.
00:07:18 That's the protocol.
00:07:20 You're grifting yourself.
00:07:22 Also,
00:07:26 lying is tied in with this, so.
00:07:29 So we kind of have to go through the rules of lying.
00:07:33 There are other,
00:07:35 criteria here that we need to
00:07:38 to judge, and it's a case by case basis.
00:07:41 So let's, let's look at the lying aspect.
00:07:45 If someone tells you a film,
00:07:48 but, Oh.
00:07:50 Or an untruth, not a fib.
00:07:52 Like, a film is a lie.
00:07:53 Those are just synonymous.
00:07:54 But if someone tells you something that is untrue, but they believe it,
00:07:59 they are not lying.
00:08:04 They're certainly not telling the truth.
00:08:06 But if they're not aware of it, you're not a liar.
00:08:09 Certainly not.
00:08:11 So that's a legal loophole.
00:08:15 In fact,
00:08:17 in America, you cannot be committed.
00:08:19 You cannot be,
00:08:23 found guilty of this type of fraud
00:08:28 in an American court.
00:08:30 If you have
00:08:33 plausible,
00:08:36 but actually, it's it's
00:08:39 a religious belief, like, if you're religious conviction
00:08:45 is such that you believe if what you're saying is the truth
00:08:51 and it's a specifically religious thing,
00:08:54 but, not not a lot of these, the gifts
00:08:57 that I want to go through, our religious, some tie in with it.
00:09:00 Most are health and healing, books such as,
00:09:05 Faith healing, is is a grift.
00:09:09 And that's because the people who are committing the grift,
00:09:12 they know that they're not healing anybody.
00:09:15 They bring their own wheelchairs and crutches and stuff.
00:09:18 But,
00:09:20 so the next criteria I want to look
00:09:23 at is scale, because grift on a larger scale
00:09:28 is more like, collusion or just corruption.
00:09:33 So, American politics comes to mind for that.
00:09:38 Maybe it's a giant grift.
00:09:41 And, I do want to I what I'm trying to work toward
00:09:46 is, a Reiki in order or
00:09:49 or at least a mount Rushmore of grift.
00:09:54 The one thing, Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
00:09:59 It is just. Oh, they're not for.
00:10:02 I also want to talk about my favorite.
00:10:05 So some of my heroes
00:10:08 have been accused of grifting.
00:10:10 And, let's let's go with the king of them.
00:10:18 Let's grab Hancock.
00:10:23 I, I fell for his stuff, and,
00:10:26 I still buy into a lot, and, I'm not a
00:10:32 these these sell for $30, pop.
00:10:38 And, so his grift.
00:10:42 I bought in hook, line and sinker.
00:10:46 Well, look at me.
00:10:47 So please go back here now.
00:10:52 I'll.
00:10:52 I'll put the other ones up.
00:10:53 And listen, the the dust cover on that,
00:10:58 but, things.
00:11:00 Yeah. It's for sale.
00:11:02 Oh, yeah. Oh.
00:11:04 That's brilliant.
00:11:05 So. So, now I am a grifter.
00:11:08 I'll defend Graham Hancock.
00:11:13 I don't think he's a grifter.
00:11:15 Although he has made huge sums of money
00:11:20 as a fringe or, alternative archeologist.
00:11:24 But he's, I've read these books.
00:11:28 They're good.
00:11:29 He's a he's a good, he's good writer.
00:11:34 And so he's done the research.
00:11:37 He put the work in.
00:11:39 Now,
00:11:42 Grift does not include
00:11:44 doing an honest day's work.
00:11:47 Grift does not include stealing money.
00:11:51 This is a fine line between there and I.
00:11:55 I suppose.
00:11:58 I suppose he nearly
00:11:59 qualifies if everything he's saying is false,
00:12:03 but I truly believe he thinks it's for real.
00:12:08 So it's not a religious conviction, but
00:12:12 we can move on from Graham.
00:12:13 Graham Hancock because a lot of my heroes are guilty of grift.
00:12:18 Sabine Hossenfelder has been accused of grifting,
00:12:24 and she has made a lot of money as a us
00:12:28 hush for
00:12:31 as the science authority.
00:12:33 The big name,
00:12:35 that I've never even heard of was,
00:12:40 And that's that's why I haven't heard of it.
00:12:41 Just.
00:12:42 I didn't write it down. Andrew Huberman.
00:12:45 Apparently he,
00:12:47 is, I think Stanford professor.
00:12:50 So he's, you know, got legitimate credentials,
00:12:54 but he started pimping out,
00:13:00 Merchandise that was anti-scientific and,
00:13:05 and using his scientific authority to say it was.
00:13:08 And that is definitely grifting. So,
00:13:13 that's a scale.
00:13:14 I believe it was French biologist
00:13:18 John Rothstein who said, kill one man and you are a murderer.
00:13:23 Kill millions, and you are a conqueror.
00:13:26 Kill them all and you are God.
00:13:30 And, that so that was
00:13:32 that's the difference between, you know, smaller scale and a larger scale.
00:13:37 You know, doing something wrong anyway,
00:13:42 I wrote down a few,
00:13:44 but like, the the quack medicine,
00:13:48 you know, the snake oil salesman been around forever.
00:13:52 Are of a vast
00:13:54 majority of these, but I include spirit science, astrology,
00:13:59 reflexology era ology, crystal healing, chiropractic.
00:14:05 And so a lot of these are in the health and healing arena.
00:14:08 But, I would like to touch on phone scams.
00:14:13 Now, as much as I wish
00:14:18 we could bust them all
00:14:19 and put them all in jail today,
00:14:22 tomorrow that void will be filled and and it would be
00:14:27 someone else will figure out how to scam what's out of our money.
00:14:30 Even if we did throw these people in jail
00:14:34 today.
00:14:37 That doesn't mean what they're doing is right.
00:14:38 I, I wish I could stop it.
00:14:41 I, I even got the call.
00:14:44 This is the IRS.
00:14:46 We need you to put all your money
00:14:47 into gift cards, and, like, I knew that I'd be a scam,
00:14:51 so I kept him on the line, and at first, I made him think I was doing it.
00:14:57 And then I got berated him and told him that
00:15:00 I thought what he was doing was despicable.
00:15:03 Aside, his messages were flash.
00:15:07 And so that was that was, what I did
00:15:10 for their, homoeopathy.
00:15:12 That this is not
00:15:16 a, a complete list, but I would like to touch
00:15:19 on, megachurches and televangelists briefly.
00:15:23 It kind of goes a lot in the category of faith
00:15:26 healers.
00:15:30 These people are selling
00:15:35 victims
00:15:37 a, salvation from something
00:15:40 that they don't need that isn't real.
00:15:44 And they know that it's not real, and they're giving them atonement
00:15:50 at a hefty price and making themselves rich by doing so.
00:15:55 And that is monetized, lying.
00:16:02 I forget what the clip is, but roll the clip.
00:16:04 Brady.
00:16:08 And Griffey Jr.
00:16:09 Hilarious.
00:16:12 What if it's not actually the year 2026, but something much earlier?
00:16:16 History tells us we've been progressing for thousands of years.
00:16:20 Empires rising, technology advancing, civilization evolving.
00:16:24 But there's a gap in that story, a massive one between roughly 515 hundred,
00:16:29 what we call the Dark
00:16:30 Ages, hundreds of years where supposedly very little happened,
00:16:33 no major innovation, no rapid advancement, no clear progression.
00:16:38 But that doesn't match human behavior.
00:16:40 Because in just the last 100 years, look how much has changed.
00:16:44 Now imagine an entire thousand years.
00:16:47 So what really happened during that time?
00:16:49 Some researchers have suggested that parts of the historical timeline
00:16:53 may have been altered, that years were added, events
00:16:56 rearranged, entire periods rewritten.
00:17:00 There are even theories that what we call the Dark Ages
00:17:03 may not have been a time of decline, but a time that was hidden.
00:17:07 Because when you look at old structures, massive stone buildings,
00:17:10 perfect symmetry, advanced construction, it doesn't match the timeline were given
00:17:15 almost like they belong to a different era entirely.
00:17:18 And if even part of that is true, then it raises a question
00:17:22 are we really living in 2026 or is something missing from the timeline?
00:17:27 What if it's not actually the year 2026?
00:17:30 Okay, so
00:17:32 we the scale issue.
00:17:36 This is the the the real the narrative that we're led to believe
00:17:41 might not be 100% on the level.
00:17:45 And, I think we understand that.
00:17:48 We know that.
00:17:48 And, and why it is so important that is that we take it with the grain of salt
00:17:54 and we test our epistemic logic to, determine
00:17:59 if what we believe is truly what's going on.
00:18:04 And that's why I think grift is so important
00:18:07 at this, the scale that that clip was just talking about
00:18:13 history isn't even correct.
00:18:15 And I don't think what the evidence
00:18:18 supports the narrative that is being forced down our throats.
00:18:22 And I don't know what is to be gained
00:18:26 from having a false narrative out there,
00:18:28 but I would prefer to believe more true things that are false.
00:18:34 And I'm not even sure that I am doing that.
00:18:38 Let's say you.
00:18:41 I found a kind of interesting because Matt Walsh
00:18:43 literally just went through, the civil rights era and bring it up.
00:18:48 A lot of the grift in the civil rights era,
00:18:52 and pretty much talking about it was quite an interesting
00:18:56 podcast, but, he's got a show on Daily
00:18:59 Wire, that's coming out or came out, I don't know.
00:19:02 And their video subscription shit.
00:19:06 Where,
00:19:07 I forget he's essentially just, attacking black people as what you could,
00:19:11 I guess, look at.
00:19:12 But, you know, the Rosa Park situation, we kind of all know that she was chosen
00:19:16 to do that.
00:19:17 They kind of set that up. The fire hoses.
00:19:20 I didn't know that the fire hose situation was set up as well.
00:19:25 To get that type of
00:19:27 photography and dramatic, like, oh, my God, look what they're doing.
00:19:31 When it was, it was all it was.
00:19:33 It was set up.
00:19:33 It they had used fire hoses for years prior to that, and they knew that they
00:19:37 could agitate the police and get them to shoot water at a bunch of young children.
00:19:42 And then they took photos of it.
00:19:43 And one
00:19:45 and he points out that a lot of stuff, which I thought was quite interesting.
00:19:48 Now, the outcome of that is okay, black people are
00:19:53 there was issues like, you know, so
00:19:55 what was attempting to happen was, I guess, good,
00:19:58 but I was just at a event for Mother's Day that was in Detroit,
00:20:03 and it was part of a union situation, and we were the minority in the room.
00:20:08 But for some reason,
00:20:08 some woman got an award,
00:20:12 and she was the minority, something she like finally.
00:20:14 And I'm like, well,
00:20:15 I she fighting for white people in this, in this area
00:20:18 or she fighting for the black people
00:20:20 because the black people aren't the minority in this area.
00:20:22 So that was kind of confusing.
00:20:24 That seemed sort of drifty to me.
00:20:27 What I also thought was, thought was odd is, she won some kind of award,
00:20:30 and she was like the first,
00:20:32 they said they announced first that she was the first woman to win this award.
00:20:36 And then they secondary announced
00:20:38 that she was the first black woman to win the award, which I don't know
00:20:41 why you need to say that second part, because isn't just the dynamic of.
00:20:46 Right. If she was the first for that. Yeah.
00:20:48 And like look at her first part.
00:20:50 You make that assumption. Yeah. Right.
00:20:51 You can make that assumption just by looking at her.
00:20:53 So it's just funny that you bring those things up because,
00:20:57 just happened to tie right into my weekend.
00:20:59 I don't know, right.
00:21:00 My mother's day went like this.
00:21:03 Three of us brought desserts.
00:21:04 There was no communication.
00:21:06 All three were cheesecake.
00:21:08 I'm amazed I barely made the podium a distant third.
00:21:12 I also fourth place in a three way cheesecake competition.
00:21:17 I didn't realize it was going to be a cheesecake competition,
00:21:20 but the mixed berry crumble cheesecake was the best.
00:21:24 And then, second place definitely goes to my niece who made,
00:21:28 half brownie, half cheesecake, layered dessert.
00:21:32 And then I made my little,
00:21:36 brookie, half brownie, half cookie half.
00:21:39 Oh, wait a minute. That's one third brownie half.
00:21:42 One third.
00:21:44 But, you know, a chocolate chip cookie and one third, Ernie's cheesecake.
00:21:49 And they were the worst of the three desserts that were there.
00:21:53 But all three desserts of the cheesecake.
00:21:56 Like, we didn't know that each of us were all bringing cheesecake, but
00:22:01 that's what that's what happened for my Mother's Day.
00:22:04 Oh, your mother's day. Brady,
00:22:07 hold your knees.
00:22:09 My niece, 13, 14 years old, 24.
00:22:14 Never been
00:22:15 close, but me,
00:22:18 I spent the day eating Chinese food,
00:22:20 spending as much time with my mother as I could.
00:22:23 Oh, she likes she likes Chinese food.
00:22:25 She's not Chinese.
00:22:27 Otherwise it would just be food.
00:22:29 Oh, right.
00:22:29 I spent, like, why was food?
00:22:32 Why do we have to spend two hours on painting a window,
00:22:35 on removing the paint from a window so that it could open?
00:22:39 She's lived at this place for so long and
00:22:42 that's just the window. Just never opened.
00:22:44 So painted shut.
00:22:46 I was like, open it.
00:22:50 Wow. When God closes the door, opens a window.
00:22:54 Oh, yes.
00:22:55 Connected a remote.
00:22:57 To the wall.
00:22:58 You know,
00:23:00 why have we gone hard on the creation myth?
00:23:02 And while I heard on.
00:23:04 Did you, what did you get in the monologue
00:23:05 that you added to your hoard pile on the back?
00:23:07 That is what that is, right?
00:23:08 It's just going to be a hoard pile eventually.
00:23:11 It's just going to be a bullshit behind you.
00:23:12 Yeah. I've already. It kind of is. Yeah, yeah.
00:23:15 It's, three three of my gram Hancock books.
00:23:21 How much did you put behind you, though?
00:23:22 You reached back and set something back there.
00:23:24 What was what you said back?
00:23:25 It was another Graham Hancock got. Yeah.
00:23:28 How much I think Hancock.
00:23:31 Yeah.
00:23:32 I'm like, he does some friggin research for like 800 pages long.
00:23:37 He had you know, it's research.
00:23:39 It's just it's just words.
00:23:40 Yeah, it could be drivel.
00:23:42 Anyone can get a book published.
00:23:44 And he's a published author.
00:23:48 Not not everybody.
00:23:49 He's got, like 30 books, I.
00:23:51 Okay, so I don't have a vast majority of them.
00:23:53 And he's got one on the history of tractors,
00:23:57 but he does some serious research.
00:24:00 Is he like a tractor historian? No.
00:24:06 He's just trying
00:24:08 tractor stuff.
00:24:09 I was looking at all the books he wrote.
00:24:10 That one stuck out to me because that's not his thing.
00:24:14 I want to hear, a hockey player write a book about basketball.
00:24:18 So you know what, right? Right.
00:24:22 No, he's in journalism, which he is.
00:24:24 Got an archeologist. That's why. That's why.
00:24:26 What the.
00:24:27 Is, the.
00:24:28 I didn't say football player in baseball.
00:24:30 We could have, as detractors say, not that stupid.
00:24:34 Is that why his detractors called his his work grift?
00:24:40 But it's me. He's.
00:24:44 Yeah.
00:24:44 Track your story.
00:24:45 Well, would you say that someone who likes corruption
00:24:49 is guilty of grift because they're making something up to make money?
00:24:53 Then. Then it's all Hollywood movies.
00:24:55 Well, the grifters, the grift isn't trying to get you to believe the story. The.
00:25:01 It's just. Hey, I've got a story.
00:25:03 Are you interested in hearing it?
00:25:05 Are you guys say no?
00:25:07 Like, yeah, I guess the grift is a commercial.
00:25:09 Making it look like it's better than it really is.
00:25:12 Making money off of Bigfoot would be a grift.
00:25:16 That's a good is it, though?
00:25:19 Yes it is.
00:25:20 Oh, I'm assuming Bigfoot isn't real still, right?
00:25:24 Yeah.
00:25:26 Entertainment value alone is not a reason not to grift.
00:25:29 It is a grift.
00:25:31 Honestly. Thing.
00:25:33 What have you truly believe Bigfoot is real?
00:25:37 Is it still so?
00:25:38 Do I think Bigfoot people should know?
00:25:41 Believing in a grift does not make does not change any aspect of it.
00:25:45 Except for the belief. I would say, if
00:25:49 Bigfoot so much on the fringe, I would go like ghosts.
00:25:52 Any cottage industry that they're taking advantage of, people
00:25:55 that they know, something that we don't and they're making money from it.
00:26:00 If they if they share the grift, then it's entertainment.
00:26:04 My my humble opinion.
00:26:06 They're trying to win over you, kind of pulling away on you
00:26:10 just by saying this is for entertainment purposes only.
00:26:15 Yes. Cleo, you mentioned Cleo, right?
00:26:17 I'm sure you mentioned her in the monologue.
00:26:19 Oh, you mentioned the faith.
00:26:21 He mentioned faith healing, which is close enough, I guess,
00:26:24 but I think there is such a thing, Miss Cleo.
00:26:27 Yeah, that that would be the psychic.
00:26:28 Yeah, I agree, I Cleo, I mean I have, I have psychics written right there
00:26:34 and all this is preface for all you idiots that are commenting
00:26:37 that if psychic abilities is real, are real,
00:26:40 and if Bigfoot is real, then it's not a grift.
00:26:43 So I don't know why you want to put those two things in the same category,
00:26:46 because I don't necessarily believe that you're a hole on the fucking
00:26:50 corner of store with their psychic hut whipping out tarot cards.
00:26:55 You know, my corner story.
00:26:56 But there there is such thing as remote viewing.
00:26:58 There is such thing as, as, I
00:27:04 forget where I was going with that, remote viewing.
00:27:07 We can just stick with that.
00:27:07 I mean, being able to.
00:27:12 Be privy to shit that I don't know.
00:27:14 There are people that are capable of doing weird things like that.
00:27:18 The people it comes to mind. Wrong.
00:27:22 Wrong.
00:27:25 But, I mean, you mentioned faith healing, but that's not like
00:27:28 there is such thing as faith healing.
00:27:29 It's not what you see on the grift that's on television, but there is
00:27:33 such a thing as, you know, power of will.
00:27:37 I mean, not that well, because, yeah, you're in a position, you're calm,
00:27:41 and a lot of these grifters use the placebo effect to their advantage.
00:27:45 Like they give you a sugar pill and sugar gives you energy
00:27:50 if you have a feeling, if the pill gives you a feeling,
00:27:54 and your mind wants it to be a healing,
00:27:57 that you'll turn it into healing.
00:28:00 And the actually that's the placebo effect is quite real.
00:28:03 And they'll do that would be vitamins.
00:28:05 They'll do that with, hallucinogens.
00:28:08 They'll do that with all sorts of stuff.
00:28:10 And but it's still a grift
00:28:13 is because they're
00:28:14 making you feel, in effect,
00:28:17 it's not the effect that they're selling you on.
00:28:20 However,
00:28:23 the they're getting you with the placebo effect
00:28:27 that that's a lot of these these healing in like the
00:28:31 the health arena is, is exactly
00:28:34 that that there is science that says if you are positive
00:28:39 going into something that you do, there is a higher turnover.
00:28:43 Yeah. There's cancer diagnosis.
00:28:46 If you just given the couples that like the old the, the,
00:28:48 you know, your wife or husband dying, you're both really, really old.
00:28:51 Like shortly thereafter because they just kind of lose the will to live.
00:28:55 Right. But that is a thing, right?
00:28:57 Usually
00:28:59 a power of hold on telling you that that will the people effect.
00:29:03 For my experience, they literally lose the will to eat.
00:29:06 That's when you know it's done.
00:29:10 I love to eat when you just smoke some weed.
00:29:13 I had three negative.
00:29:14 Yesterday.
00:29:16 Speaking of will weed.
00:29:18 Yeah. Speaking of grift, Will. Yes.
00:29:20 Let me ask you this.
00:29:21 When does a friend who is always in need, due
00:29:23 to their own bad and preventable decisions, become a grifter
00:29:27 the second time we already established that once.
00:29:30 Shame on them twice. Shame on you. You should have known.
00:29:33 But what if.
00:29:34 Oh, if you don't care about what?
00:29:36 If you give them the benefit of the doubt?
00:29:38 What if you think this is the chance?
00:29:39 Well, then you're a normal human being.
00:29:41 And thanks for bringing this up.
00:29:43 I want to talk about this.
00:29:44 So, in 3 to 5 years, whenever they let them out,
00:29:48 I told them, here's the place to live.
00:29:50 Now I can I can turn that around and say, no, never mind.
00:29:53 I, I, I you're not my responsibility.
00:29:58 But I think the right thing to do is to to open my doors to him once again and,
00:30:05 so you that joke.
00:30:06 You're not joking. Okay, I know what I'm not.
00:30:07 What are you gonna. You're just going to let him do whatever.
00:30:09 You're going to watch him. You're going to parent him. Like what?
00:30:11 What are we doing?
00:30:12 What extent?
00:30:14 Giving him somewhere to live is great. That's a good thing.
00:30:16 You know, he can get back on his feet because obviously you can have nothing.
00:30:18 You know, in order to get even though he has to this or a dad, a mom
00:30:21 that are still alive, you know, but, you know, he has nowhere to go, no family.
00:30:26 You know, even though.
00:30:26 Right, you will have to agree to certain guidelines.
00:30:29 And they will be more stringent than before.
00:30:33 And he's not going to like them, and it's not going to be good.
00:30:35 And he will agree to whatever it is to to get in the door.
00:30:40 Yeah.
00:30:40 But you know, the grown adult is going to realize he agreed
00:30:44 to something that he doesn't like and he's going to go back on.
00:30:48 Yeah, we already know this. We already know we already know all that.
00:30:52 I mean, unfortunately,
00:30:54 when I heard he got out of jail the first time
00:30:55 when I started to just go, yeah, I don't want any part of
00:30:57 that is when I was told by one of our mutual friends
00:31:00 that he was driving around on a moped with acid in his pocket
00:31:02 and some other pills, and it's like, oh, did he just get out of.
00:31:05 It's like, okay, I'm not drunk driving.
00:31:07 I'm doing something way worse, cooler or a similarly worse, right?
00:31:11 It's like I'm saying, I'll fix it.
00:31:15 I quit drinking guys, a step further.
00:31:18 And, I hope you guys can talk me out of this one.
00:31:21 Get him a job with me so I can drive him to and from work.
00:31:25 So, you know, that would be appropriate.
00:31:27 Not your previous job, not your previous, previous tie.
00:31:30 Dave, did the job that you had your most time at.
00:31:34 So something there would kind of be like, but where you're working now
00:31:38 that it fits in, and actually they get kickbacks
00:31:41 because I know I used to work with a bunch of those fucking assholes, but, people
00:31:45 fresh out of prison, they get kickbacks from the government by hiring them.
00:31:48 So I'm pretty sure a, you know, entry level position at a fabrication workshop.
00:31:53 I've been on the show before.
00:31:55 The, manufacturing is what I meant to say.
00:31:57 The second shift operator, that.
00:32:14 Yeah.
00:32:15 Okay. Don't.
00:32:16 Please. Please.
00:32:19 I mean,
00:32:21 it's up to you, but I'm just saying, no,
00:32:26 literally caught you right
00:32:28 before you said his last name and his social Security number, I think.
00:32:31 Right.
00:32:34 Well, that that basically covers my,
00:32:37 my my grift, like I do
00:32:41 want to talk about the phone scammers because, man, I would love to,
00:32:45 if anything would drive you to violence
00:32:49 if I was in one of those calling rooms where a bunch of people are trying to scam
00:32:54 people out of their money, I would kick everyone's ass like Jackie Chan.
00:32:58 I would be scammer paybacks.
00:33:00 If you ever feeling like you've been scammed
00:33:03 or somebody you know has been scammed, go watch some of those scammer paybacks.
00:33:06 They were pretty bad.
00:33:11 Yeah,
00:33:12 yeah, I had some that I recorded and I presented a handful of them to the show
00:33:16 and they I had a couple that I was saving that were like a lot better.
00:33:19 But yeah, they were okay.
00:33:21 Even if they're not good, though, you're still wasting their time.
00:33:24 Highly.
00:33:25 The better ones are the ones I didn't record before I started recording them.
00:33:29 Then I was like, fuck, I need to start recording this.
00:33:31 It's like a podcast.
00:33:32 You're going to do like 155 shows.
00:33:34 Maybe 1 or 2 of them might be good.
00:33:35 You just got to keep plugging away, right?
00:33:40 Well, that was a rocky start to that.
00:33:42 So that was interesting.
00:33:43 Do you know is in a bathtub, what is the room
00:33:46 where anybody gets home to up? He's.
00:33:48 This is the shirtless. Yeah.
00:33:51 Looks nice.
00:33:51 Sexy.
00:33:52 So every time I restart it, the audio starts.
00:33:55 This is just fun. Shit.
00:33:58 It's the platform.
00:34:00 You know, if there's enough time before anybody gets home.
00:34:03 I did that back. I think it's the rush.
00:34:04 Hey I'm Gary, welcome to Flash Rants Live.
00:34:06 You're probably wondering why I'm naked.
00:34:10 The time is now.
00:34:11 10:01 p.m..
00:34:13 What did he say?
00:34:15 Hamster wheel. You are.
00:34:17 And does it really matter?
00:34:21 Yeah.
00:34:22 I just like, That's our third call back from way back.
00:34:27 Oh, fuck me.
00:34:29 It wasn't me. It was.
00:34:30 The video doesn't have audio in the beginning.
00:34:32 See, that's just the fun stuff.
00:34:34 That's great. It's fun.
00:34:36 That was a fun start to the show. Remember?
00:34:38 Remember how today's show started?
00:34:41 No, I don't remember.
00:34:43 Oh. Brady.
00:34:44 Like, we're going to give him a.
00:34:47 It was 15 minutes.
00:34:48 I haven't so, you know, I didn't mean anything.
00:34:52 I didn't do anything wrong.
00:34:54 No. Something I don't.
00:34:56 And Chinese food. Clone yard is not there.
00:35:00 Plenty of pizza.
00:35:01 There's plenty of restaurants and pizza places still open.
00:35:03 So I got leftover cheesecake.
00:35:06 Oh, wait a minute.
00:35:06 You have a big note on the wall, though?
00:35:08 My backup stream has echo, and I have to.
00:35:11 I will fix that some other time.
00:35:13 Okay, so you fixed a bunch of stuff this week, but, I like points, right?
00:35:18 We need to play a certain game.
00:35:22 I think we should play it, but I don't think we should play this soon.
00:35:26 It's the best part of the show.
00:35:28 And you guys are just going to go, Dearborn. That's okay.
00:35:31 We can go back to the monologue one more time.
00:35:33 And unfortunately, this is a video
00:35:34 I was maybe going to post in the in the chat, but I decided not to, but then I
00:35:38 now I'm bringing it into the show and it's not in the list, but that's okay.
00:35:42 So you mentioned in your monologue kill one and your murderer
00:35:45 kill millions and you're a conqueror.
00:35:46 Kill them all and your god.
00:35:49 Or I would say you're a shout out to Megadeth.
00:35:53 So if
00:35:54 you kill one on your letter, you would be this guy.
00:35:57 Did you guys see this seal?
00:35:59 This guy throws, like, one single rock just to, like, scare the seal.
00:36:02 And this friggin chick is recording him.
00:36:07 And she's all like, so this thing happens to me.
00:36:10 And these type of seals happen to be endangered.
00:36:14 And he.
00:36:14 I love her description.
00:36:15 They're directly aiming towards the monkey's head.
00:36:18 And but it was coming right for him among its head in the water
00:36:21 and its tail in the water. Belly up.
00:36:23 So at what point do you have a right to defend yourself?
00:36:26 If an animal attacks?
00:36:27 It's a little bit of a we need to just call for.
00:36:29 Yeah. If you want to swim.
00:36:30 There is a foreshadowing for our rumble clips.
00:36:32 For whatever reason, they don't get when animals attack,
00:36:35 they don't respect nature.
00:36:37 And so, you know, shame on them when you come here.
00:36:40 I mean, there's a snapping turtle in
00:36:42 sometimes on the lake at the cottage, and I'll throw a rock to scare it away.
00:36:45 Like, is that a problem?
00:36:47 Our it is now that you just admitted to living here, we have to allow.
00:36:51 No, because I don't want my dog to, like, actually get bit by the view
00:36:54 the situation with coming right for your dog.
00:36:57 All the enforcement.
00:36:58 It was coming right for your dog. You have every right to defend it.
00:37:01 We're going to take our state investigate.
00:37:03 But technically you're visiting over the law, the snapping turtle.
00:37:06 I don't have to go to the big black Hawk. You on here?
00:37:09 And, I'll be right back.
00:37:11 I have to go find a new jabber
00:37:14 about a new jabber.
00:37:16 No, I'm mad because this isn't the whole fucking video.
00:37:18 Goddamn big black cock not showing me the whole video.
00:37:22 That one's only 22 seconds.
00:37:24 What?
00:37:26 I like how he's accused of throwing a rock and you're accused of throwing the rock.
00:37:30 Meanwhile, you're literally on camera throwing a rock.
00:37:33 Like you're not accused of throwing a rock.
00:37:34 You holler down in the newsroom this week we have this wonderful thing.
00:37:39 We have not done anything wrong until it's been proven in a court of law.
00:37:43 Take a look with.
00:37:47 What are you doing?
00:37:48 What are you doing? What are you doing?
00:37:51 I mean, it is bullshit. And the voices.
00:37:53 I really hope they show the next 18 from Maui.
00:37:55 Who saw it all happen and recorded the whole thing.
00:37:58 It wasn't no small problem that comes up in the seals.
00:38:02 Got a fucking rock and it's blown.
00:38:03 He threw it right directly, aiming towards the monkey's head.
00:38:08 That is Kaylee Schnitzer, who says she called the Department of Land
00:38:11 and Natural Resources right away.
00:38:12 The man police took into custody is from Seattle, 37 years old.
00:38:17 But we are not naming him since he has not yet been charged among seals
00:38:20 and all marine mammals are closing up in charge and state laws.
00:38:23 Arresting me? Punchable. God damn it.
00:38:26 Where's the other part of the video?
00:38:33 This is bullshit.
00:38:34 Where's our full fucking video?
00:38:36 I want her shit.
00:38:38 Well, they got a oh, do you know what?
00:38:42 You know where in the world is draw? You?
00:38:46 Well, this book got
00:38:49 flagged down. It
00:38:51 didn't feel like you didn't say about it.
00:38:54 Is that explain to tell the story hits the truck like that.
00:38:59 You know, he had a sign that he liked the loudest thing about him.
00:39:03 Like it is the closet that he's in.
00:39:06 Well, tell me, where in the world
00:39:10 drew.
00:39:10 Yo, Jiro.
00:39:13 They fucking they.
00:39:15 You're in Pontiac, Michigan.
00:39:16 We're finally like, look, we called the cops.
00:39:19 Like you need to stay here. And he was like, I don't care.
00:39:22 I mean, I'm rich.
00:39:23 After other beachgoers watch the Rumble caught on camera, at least one
00:39:28 enraged local went after the seal abuser and repeatedly punched him.
00:39:32 Oh, I don't know that.
00:39:33 The circulating online purports to show the local Hawaii tourist
00:39:37 who was caught hurling a huge deal in Hawaii.
00:39:40 Local resident Kaylee Schnitzer captured the shocking moment the tourist approached
00:39:44 the endangered seals.
00:39:45 Yeah, I Hawaiians as Lonnie before he tossed a massive rock at her.
00:39:49 God damn it, I don't know the one video she's describing it in.
00:39:53 The thing starts like just fucking floating
00:39:55 belly up and she's like, look, he's fucking dead. She can't.
00:39:57 He killed it. He killed her with the rock. It.
00:39:59 That's at least how she says it.
00:40:02 Never mind.
00:40:02 Then where in the world there's door to door to door. Go.
00:40:07 I have a very strong feeling he's in
00:40:11 Indiana seals.
00:40:14 Nope. You missed the clue I gave earlier.
00:40:16 Which is why Brady played the drop.
00:40:18 If you had paid attention and had not, you would realize
00:40:22 that Indiana wouldn't be good enough for what I had mentioned.
00:40:26 That's weird, because I have no idea what you mentioned,
00:40:28 but apparently I played along.
00:40:32 Oh, it meant somebody mentioned food
00:40:34 and the options that are available.
00:40:37 Oh, I mentioned options.
00:40:39 I mentioned plethora of options.
00:40:42 What is available for you guys are a
00:40:45 everything.
00:40:46 Actually what is available.
00:40:51 Were you guys are
00:40:55 full stop if you want to go out to eat right now, what would be open?
00:41:01 If I were
00:41:01 to go out to eat right now, everything would be open.
00:41:04 Oh, you're in Vegas?
00:41:08 No, I've never been to Vegas.
00:41:11 I yeah,
00:41:12 that's a shame, because Vegas is going.
00:41:14 Isn't. Where in the world was Gary?
00:41:17 Yeah, I know junior.
00:41:19 I'm in Alameda.
00:41:21 I didn't say that Armada.
00:41:23 I did
00:41:25 he? Yeah.
00:41:27 I know you guys on New York City's the.
00:41:29 This the place that never sleeps.
00:41:31 New York City. No, it's not New York City.
00:41:35 Close, but no, it's dark and I mean close.
00:41:38 I mean close in a completely different way.
00:41:40 And you'll figure that out in the future.
00:41:43 So Los Angeles time doesn't exist.
00:41:47 Incorrect. It's not West dark.
00:41:50 And like earlier, I'm sorry to say, I don't think it's dark in Los Angeles.
00:41:53 Oh, is there a window to the outside?
00:41:56 It's dark in that window.
00:41:58 I mean, it all depends on how long. That'd be.
00:42:00 A hell of an hour
00:42:01 out there taping the windows and shit just to play a game I won, motherfucker.
00:42:05 All right.
00:42:07 Okay.
00:42:08 The North Pole for you guys.
00:42:11 Now don't cheat. We got this was.
00:42:13 And when we did,
00:42:14 we are halfway through the show, halfway through the show right now.
00:42:16 And if you can see,
00:42:19 what does it look like in the back?
00:42:21 Is it dark outside?
00:42:22 It's weird.
00:42:23 All we can see is the reflection of your screen.
00:42:26 I can see it.
00:42:28 I can stop helping you. That's that's fine.
00:42:30 I to college.
00:42:33 Oh, really?
00:42:35 Ryan's not watching.
00:42:36 Listen.
00:42:39 Because listen, listen.
00:42:44 No guesses.
00:42:45 All right, let's move on.
00:42:47 Are you in a big city?
00:42:50 Yeah, yeah.
00:42:52 You know, Chicago degree? No.
00:42:56 Chicago?
00:42:57 Sure.
00:42:57 Chicago got an eight life, but I can.
00:43:00 I can tell by the way you sing where you are.
00:43:04 Let's face it, he would wait. No idea which way.
00:43:06 My yes, I do. It's facing way left.
00:43:10 Far left.
00:43:12 Almost to the borderline.
00:43:13 To the borderline of.
00:43:15 Where are you looking?
00:43:17 Where are you looking?
00:43:19 See, I just made a clue.
00:43:20 I just told him that I know, I know, I just told you exactly where you are
00:43:24 and you know it, but I didn't say it out loud.
00:43:26 Ruin the game.
00:43:29 Wait, weirdo.
00:43:30 That is. I missed that again.
00:43:33 Maybe, Reno.
00:43:36 So I am drinking a rogue
00:43:40 berry something, and it is brewed in Oregon.
00:43:46 But I am not in Oregon.
00:43:48 Oh, that doesn't help anyone have you?
00:43:50 I know they didn't have much from the local area, there.
00:43:53 But the one that I'm drinking right now is.
00:43:56 So have you seen this video circulating of this, largest chem trail in the world?
00:44:03 Oh, no.
00:44:05 What's the.
00:44:06 So that one.
00:44:06 The good thing is extremely rare, because you need all the conditions
00:44:11 with the ingredients at the right time and at the right time of day.
00:44:14 So to be clear, that applies to every cloud.
00:44:18 Every moisture formation in the world
00:44:20 depends on the right conditions for that formation.
00:44:24 Here's why I want to show this video on this side,
00:44:27 to the extreme, to every little cloud image.
00:44:31 No. It's just a storm coming in.
00:44:33 I don't know what the,
00:44:35 oh is it?
00:44:35 So there's an easy explanation for the shape of the cloud.
00:44:37 It didn't come out of a giant ass of a plane.
00:44:41 Oh. On.
00:44:42 I mean, there's obviously storms all here.
00:44:45 Oh, interests here tend to move your
00:44:49 chem trails.
00:44:49 Oh, that's not good.
00:44:50 And instead, what I would three years
00:44:53 you temperature the Portuguese we had.
00:44:56 We have proof that they are chem trailing there.
00:44:59 They spray.
00:44:59 Sure.
00:45:00 There's the break.
00:45:02 I don't know why you want to fight there.
00:45:03 There are patterns this close. Those ones. Oh.
00:45:06 Those ones. Wait.
00:45:07 How do you know I brought one? I brought the biggest one I could find.
00:45:10 I am contributing, I'm not denying.
00:45:11 I'm not a computer. I'm not a science.
00:45:14 No. Circumstantial.
00:45:16 You're.
00:45:17 No, I just asked, it was more or less, What say you?
00:45:21 I mean that how did that form.
00:45:23 If not, it was such a perfectly straight line.
00:45:26 The only. It was such an odd formation.
00:45:29 Your definition in your science.
00:45:31 The only explanation was storms off of the Earth must be manufactured.
00:45:35 No, no.
00:45:35 When it's when it's following a plane that just went through the area
00:45:40 and then it lingers in the air for like hours when other ones that fly
00:45:44 through the area don't linger in the air for hours, it just makes it right.
00:45:47 So I agree with that.
00:45:48 Planes can have particulates
00:45:50 that can start cloud formations, contrail formation.
00:45:53 That is correct.
00:45:55 That is correct.
00:45:56 It's not what
00:45:58 and and the cloud fronts that,
00:46:01 sometimes form a straight line.
00:46:05 Naturally, some of it
00:46:08 they do, but even even a couple of feet can make
00:46:11 a completely different change of moisture, pressure,
00:46:14 temperature, creating a completely different type of cloud formation,
00:46:19 some that may stay there for a long time.
00:46:23 But that's what I did.
00:46:24 You mentioned the most important
00:46:25 grifting our government who's who's posting these videos.
00:46:29 I did see if random guy with his flagged grants to link Snohomish
00:46:35 Lake and filter the the the wonderful, skilled person who coded it.
00:46:39 There's a little pill in the middle.
00:46:41 Orange is Gary. It's got a little gar.
00:46:44 It's red is bright.
00:46:45 It's got a little b r and, blue with a is draw.
00:46:49 You posted a video about that.
00:46:53 It's pretty fancy.
00:46:55 It's it's pretty good.
00:46:58 Doctor draw who posted Americans thinks the sun revolves around
00:47:02 the Earth was according to surveys about more than ten believe
00:47:06 mothership is flat and about that same number.
00:47:09 Believe that NASA faked the moon landings 27%.
00:47:13 What's the difference? That's the same, isn't it?
00:47:15 The same grift that NASA is a hoax?
00:47:19 Well, I mean, it says this guy
00:47:21 similar with a Snapchat filter in his apartment sound.
00:47:25 He might be a douche, but he does look like he has a graph behind him.
00:47:29 So it's official American adults only.
00:47:31 Astrology is true. 13%.
00:47:35 He had like seven music in the background, but we might get copyright
00:47:39 right?
00:47:41 Copyright, right.
00:47:42 That's why we repeat things right.
00:47:43 I realized, no, no, no,
00:47:45 a lot of the times repeat things is because we repeat each other.
00:47:49 You repeat thing, right?
00:47:50 27 plus repeat each other.
00:47:53 Quick. Come on. 27 plus 51.
00:47:56 I'm not a mathematician.
00:47:57 Real 78 or 10% believe.
00:47:59 How many people participated in that number study in 2022?
00:48:05 Americans believe in Bigfoot.
00:48:09 Yeah, we can't see because the stupid caption is over.
00:48:11 It is rising.
00:48:13 Almost half of it just says it's rising.
00:48:16 Well, that just tells me that we're getting closer to idiots.
00:48:18 If Americans believe in ghosts about.
00:48:21 Well, now there's nothing.
00:48:22 Now ghosts could be real.
00:48:24 That they can't interact with us. They can real.
00:48:27 You can believe in them.
00:48:31 40% believe in psychics.
00:48:38 Isn't anyone else ashamed at these numbers?
00:48:40 Like.
00:48:40 Yes, honey, if you have somebody sitting next to you that believes in flat earth.
00:48:46 Sorry, Joe.
00:48:48 Then it's kind of your fault too, because you need to.
00:48:50 This.
00:48:51 This whole thing about everybody's great, and everybody deserves a trophy.
00:48:54 And everybody's so special is bullshit.
00:48:57 Start holding your friends accountable.
00:48:59 Start making sure that they have a standard that you can achieve,
00:49:04 agree on a standard, and then keep yourselves to that standard.
00:49:08 That's what's wrong with this world.
00:49:09 We don't do that anymore because it's like, oh,
00:49:11 don't make somebody feel bad by telling them that they're fucking lazy, fat ass.
00:49:15 You just got to hold their hand and say, everything will be fine.
00:49:19 So I don't know
00:49:19 where that I don't know where that came from.
00:49:23 I heard a surprising
00:49:24 47% of people with advanced degrees,
00:49:28 like a PhD or a doctorate,
00:49:32 believe in a personal God who answers prayers. 7%.
00:49:37 Did you mention that?
00:49:38 That's the ultimate grift. Forget government.
00:49:40 Did you mention religion in your monologue?
00:49:41 I didn't hear it.
00:49:43 Yes. Several, but I don't really hear your monologue
00:49:47 because I have to hear it 20 times when I mix up the song.
00:49:52 Yeah, I did the song at all.
00:49:55 But it's going to be bad this week because it wasn't a good monologue.
00:49:59 Sorry about that.
00:50:00 And it'll be the whole sciency ness of of the universe you don't believe
00:50:04 in, like the power of suggestion that if you put enough thought power that
00:50:10 you meant to say you do believe
00:50:12 in the power of suggestion, right? Yes.
00:50:17 Okay,
00:50:19 okay. See what I did there?
00:50:21 All right.
00:50:21 I watched some debate here.
00:50:23 I watched some debate the other day.
00:50:24 And they this this woman repeated every one of her sentences with right.
00:50:30 Talk about the power of suggestion.
00:50:31 What I'm saying, regardless of what I'm saying, regardless of the merit, right
00:50:35 is right. Yeah, yeah, I guess right. Right.
00:50:38 And human evolution that people simply arrived fully formed
00:50:44 more than what's wrong with them.
00:50:47 Free formed, pre-formed.
00:50:49 If if they weren't fully formed for whatever being an organism, they were.
00:50:53 Well, that's, that's a paradox.
00:50:55 Of course, they were fully formed for whatever they were.
00:50:59 Now, if you meant fully formed human.
00:51:00 That's not what he said.
00:51:04 To be clear,
00:51:06 half of Americans.
00:51:08 We're trying to help you guys.
00:51:09 Trying to help you. Help me. Help you.
00:51:11 If that Jesus will return to earth
00:51:14 at some point, they'll only 1 in 10
00:51:17 believe that it will happen within their lifetimes.
00:51:20 Not in my backyard.
00:51:21 Even even with the rapture, people are like, not in my backyard
00:51:26 or river thirds of Americans.
00:51:28 He just said more.
00:51:29 A huge number believes that Jesus is going to come back.
00:51:32 1 in 10 believers could come back in their lifetime, which kind of their backyard
00:51:36 they they've had an encounter with the
00:51:40 how many people believe he already came back and we're just living in hell.
00:51:42 There are normal.
00:51:44 I am not casting judgment on anyone or whatever you want to call it.
00:51:48 Yeah, I want to believe I am just reporting the numbers.
00:51:52 I like numbers I do to.
00:51:59 To be clear, the first one he
00:52:00 said that I probably didn't hear because the sound is 1 in 4.
00:52:03 People believe that the sun revolves around the earth.
00:52:08 That's 25% of people
00:52:11 surveyed believe that the sun revolves around the Earth.
00:52:15 I want to make sure that we heard that again.
00:52:17 That's ridiculous.
00:52:20 Is it? Yes.
00:52:24 I think it should be much, much lower.
00:52:27 But I mean, it doesn't I mean, does it fucking matter?
00:52:32 No. Yes.
00:52:32 It doesn't change your light.
00:52:35 Hey, hey.
00:52:36 Excuse me.
00:52:37 Guy cutting me open to take my appendix out.
00:52:39 Do you believe that the sun revolves around the earth?
00:52:42 That's a fair question, right?
00:52:45 I guess it's a good point.
00:52:46 If you were to decide. There's no way.
00:52:49 There's no way you have all of your, like, everything else, locked point.
00:52:52 But this just one thing is off. So. Yeah.
00:52:54 Yeah, it's shit off as well.
00:52:57 That's the thing.
00:52:58 If you believe some ridiculous nonsense, what else do you believe?
00:53:02 Right? I'm not.
00:53:03 Not in our anesthetics.
00:53:04 Maybe so. No, please don't cut me open.
00:53:07 Right.
00:53:08 Well, speaking of believing in ridiculous nonsense, I bought another,
00:53:12 dog bed pillow from, from our good friend Mike Lindell.
00:53:16 If you use the promo code TDC podcast, you will not get a discount
00:53:20 from this podcast,
00:53:21 but you will get a discount from a podcast that I'm familiar with that I.
00:53:25 Okay, no of that. I'm.
00:53:27 But so he always puts a
00:53:29 Bible quote
00:53:31 in his oh so or at least somebody does.
00:53:34 Oh. So this is from down the road.
00:53:36 Go go go yeah. Go.
00:53:38 Galatians Galaxy Skeletons Live 2220.
00:53:42 Ephesians Philippi Ians.
00:53:44 Oh yeah. So Colossians,
00:53:48 oh God, the Holy Spirit,
00:53:51 right?
00:53:52 But when the Holy Spirit controls our lives,
00:53:54 he will produce this kind of fruit in us.
00:53:58 Love, joy, peace, peace, patience, kindness,
00:54:02 goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control.
00:54:06 Patience. Fruit.
00:54:07 I'm sorry.
00:54:07 Did you say peace?
00:54:11 Keith couldn't.
00:54:12 Peace. I just want to.
00:54:14 I want to know love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness.
00:54:18 None of those are fruits.
00:54:20 Except for what Brady said.
00:54:24 Do you feel love?
00:54:26 Joy? Peace?
00:54:26 Patience? Kindness?
00:54:27 Goodness? Faith well enough? Faithfulness?
00:54:29 Well, faithfulness to your wife?
00:54:31 Gentleness and self-control,
00:54:34 I don't.
00:54:35 If you do, then the Holy Spirit is within you.
00:54:38 Praise be to God.
00:54:40 Amen, Amen.
00:54:42 Amen, Amen.
00:54:44 Yeah, that's all right. Amen.
00:54:46 I don't mind interpreting inspiration and calling it spirit full.
00:54:50 I don't mind that one bit.
00:54:53 My problem with spirituals
00:54:55 is it involves spirits, and spirits are like booze.
00:55:01 My problem is that their spiritual will
00:55:04 or or alcohol lowers inhibitions
00:55:09 and allows the spirits to enter, and is why they call it that.
00:55:13 I'm going to leave this in the room again.
00:55:14 I don't believe in that.
00:55:15 That's just a traditional thing that I've heard.
00:55:18 Yeah, why? They're called spirits.
00:55:20 Sounds right.
00:55:21 You made it sound like it was the other way around.
00:55:23 It, in fact, is not at least a tradition in history.
00:55:26 And since we've established the tradition and history
00:55:28 is more important than reality sometimes on the show.
00:55:31 Ergo,
00:55:33 I forgot what we were arguing about now, but it was amazing.
00:55:35 It would have been great.
00:55:36 I could remember right there, but it's still stuck in my cries.
00:55:39 Oh yeah, nausea or nausea created.
00:55:41 That's what it was.
00:55:42 You're nauseated.
00:55:43 I did, I did, I found the video I was looking for. So here.
00:55:45 Oh. Good shot.
00:55:47 Just a brief, brief moment.
00:55:48 Eventually gave it space, but moments later, a man with her reaches
00:55:53 for, a 7.5 hour pace for the show.
00:55:56 I hope you guys are hydrated.
00:55:58 Oh, crap.
00:55:59 I want to document the aftermath.
00:56:01 He just laid on top of her and didn't move at all.
00:56:05 Oh my gosh, he's not moving.
00:56:07 But he's doing it just to make you feel like shit.
00:56:09 Lady, he's not really dead.
00:56:10 He's like he's trying not to laugh while he's doing it.
00:56:12 Calling the authorities,
00:56:13 she tells me they notice the man and woman walking away and decided to.
00:56:17 Interesting. So they did. It looks like they cut a lot of that out.
00:56:19 Maybe. Maybe the manatee actually didn't die.
00:56:23 What was it?
00:56:24 Manatee.
00:56:24 Manatee seal, seal of the seal, whatever.
00:56:29 A kiss from a rose.
00:56:33 Oh, do you know what?
00:56:35 You know something. And then?
00:56:38 And then I think he.
00:56:41 You have any more guests in the chat?
00:56:42 These flat rants said, grifters.
00:56:47 If the IRS or Sears
00:56:50 or the FBI or your bank ever asked you to pay for something and gift cards,
00:56:56 do not pay for something in gift cards, right?
00:57:01 You get the green dot money for.
00:57:03 Oh, speaking of grift, I've got a grift here.
00:57:06 Where's Gary?
00:57:06 Where in the world is Gary?
00:57:08 So here's a, here's a tease.
00:57:10 This is a clue for my where in the world?
00:57:13 This is also not on the.
00:57:14 I uploaded this not too long ago. Gary, you're in the room.
00:57:17 Yeah,
00:57:19 you're a liar.
00:57:20 So here's a teaser.
00:57:22 This is from, just this afternoon when I, was leaving the airport.
00:57:26 I found a grifter.
00:57:28 I didn't really even think about the show when I thought about the show.
00:57:32 A video of them.
00:57:33 But I didn't think the fact that he was grifting.
00:57:35 I didn't, but, here's this here's this gentleman here.
00:57:39 So I muted it because I was playing just, copyrighted music.
00:57:42 But, Yep.
00:57:44 He's just doing this.
00:57:48 The entire time.
00:57:50 Just that's doing the same, same expression.
00:57:53 He's got two weights in his hands and he's just doing like,
00:57:55 raise the roof type, like exercise.
00:57:58 And he's got an American flag.
00:57:59 He's got two shopping carts covered in shed.
00:58:01 He's got some cardboard, and, he's just sitting there, exercising.
00:58:08 He's got
00:58:10 he's got two signs there or one sign.
00:58:13 It says, hold on.
00:58:14 I zoom in here, I wait till I zoom in, but, yeah,
00:58:16 he's just doing this the entire time. Spare any change?
00:58:19 And then he's got a bunch of dollar signs and a couple cents signs.
00:58:22 All scattered about.
00:58:24 There's about $12 and cents.
00:58:26 Sign.
00:58:30 It's, there's a picture of a bunny,
00:58:31 and it says to for some reason.
00:58:36 Are you guys
00:58:36 got nothing on my rifle flipper?
00:58:39 The rifle flipper that I just got.
00:58:41 Judge.
00:58:41 And blessed is what it says on the side of the sign.
00:58:44 Going down the side of it, like side judge every blessed spirit change.
00:58:50 Wow. So he's just. Yeah. Spare any change?
00:58:52 You just.
00:58:54 I mean, he's unique, right?
00:58:56 He's working out. He's not haggling people.
00:58:58 He's just got the sign and he's just, like, doing his weights.
00:59:01 I'm like, trying to be a character.
00:59:03 I don't know if he's expecting me.
00:59:04 People to like, film him
00:59:05 and put it on on the internet like, oh my God, look at this guy.
00:59:07 Because that's literally what I did. Yep.
00:59:10 I mean, not exactly, but.
00:59:15 The entire time, you can tell, was when I, before
00:59:17 I pulled out this, you was just the way this guy was doing this exact thing.
00:59:21 Exact same expression, same speed. Has called in.
00:59:23 They want their cart back.
00:59:26 It was that craft mart.
00:59:28 Oh, no.
00:59:29 Are you spying on my.
00:59:32 So he's kind of rubbing it into the other homeless.
00:59:34 Like they don't have any carts and he has two.
00:59:36 I mean, he's like the 1% of the homeless.
00:59:40 I'm producing a craft.
00:59:41 All right. Oh, look. How does he push both cards?
00:59:43 I guess you got to pull one, push the other.
00:59:45 The one just looks like he's got blankets and shit in there.
00:59:48 Which is weird, because it's not going to be cold.
00:59:50 Yes, you push and pull one.
00:59:52 That is correct.
00:59:55 There was another clue in case
00:59:57 anybody missed that.
01:00:00 There's homeless people everywhere.
01:00:01 That's a shitty clue.
01:00:02 No, what I had just said prior to the fact that he has blankets
01:00:06 and it's not going to be cold.
01:00:10 But it's May in the United States.
01:00:13 I mean, that narrows it down to Winnipeg.
01:00:15 It's not Winnipeg. It's too cold in Winnipeg.
01:00:17 Everyone or Marquette,
01:00:19 everywhere else,
01:00:19 like he could be right now because it's well, is he he's shirtless in some shorts
01:00:22 and stuff, looking like he's, where does shirtless where does shirtless Joe.
01:00:28 No, don't say he looks shirtless.
01:00:29 Jewish. Give him a mohawk.
01:00:32 Let's go all the way.
01:00:33 The skin tone is the same.
01:00:35 So every time I see Joe, it's at a party or some kind of an event.
01:00:39 Does he ever go out with the hair down?
01:00:41 I've always seen it.
01:00:43 Yeah, Cletus, if if it's not spiked up,
01:00:46 it looks like Cletus.
01:00:50 The slack jawed yokel. Yes.
01:00:53 Correct. That's so. No one's gonna guess anywhere.
01:00:55 Like you're not even gonna throw guesses out there. You're.
01:00:57 I give all these clues, you're just gonna lose your heart.
01:01:00 I wonder where he is. Who?
01:01:02 Okay, for.
01:01:05 At least you're going the right direction in Maryland right now.
01:01:08 No, I don't think it's warm in Maryland right now.
01:01:10 I think this guy's crazy.
01:01:13 Oh, I mean, yeah.
01:01:18 Brilliant.
01:01:20 This guy's crazy.
01:01:25 It would make more sense if you're in Florida,
01:01:28 but I think you're in your own vehicle.
01:01:32 No, I'm not in my own vehicle. Oh.
01:01:37 Oh, then I don't know either.
01:01:39 I rescind my guess.
01:01:40 I have no idea.
01:01:45 I was going to say, judge and bless.
01:01:48 Like, he's like, look,
01:01:49 if you don't give me a shit, guy's going to judge the fuck out of you, bruh.
01:01:53 You know, you should give him.
01:01:56 We mean sandwich.
01:01:58 We're out here. Yeah, yeah,
01:02:01 that for me?
01:02:02 As he looks well-fed.
01:02:03 Let's fucking go. This is all he does.
01:02:05 I mean, I fucking was pretty skinny.
01:02:09 Yeah, but he he doesn't look like skin and bones.
01:02:13 Like, he looks like he's got a good, good sense of,
01:02:15 like, a good tone of muscle on him.
01:02:16 Like that's like that's optimal.
01:02:18 Maybe you have a date. You
01:02:21 know, I'm
01:02:22 just saying, like, body fat, muscle, like, everything's like it's built
01:02:26 for, swiftness, you know, it's not.
01:02:30 It's not too much muscle. Like. That's bulking muscle. That's not.
01:02:32 That's a useless muscle.
01:02:33 It's not a practical muscle.
01:02:37 This guy can outrun a cheetah
01:02:40 and also do, like, a bunch of things to pull himself out of it.
01:02:43 Bacon again, in whole matter.
01:02:45 Roll through grated potatoes, I vegetable oil,
01:02:48 pour the eggs through a skimmer into the pan with hot oil.
01:02:51 Season the omelet with salt and black pepper.
01:02:53 You're making this guy hungry.
01:02:54 He makes the omelet with herbs and grated cheese.
01:02:59 Fill the pockets with omelet and herbs.
01:03:01 Yes, a delicious I like filling my pockets
01:03:04 with stuff, especially gold herbs.
01:03:07 The perfect crunch and boring omelet.
01:03:09 Dip the spatulas with batter and slices of fried bacon again in the liquid.
01:03:13 You fill the pockets.
01:03:15 I do this all the time.
01:03:16 You pour the eggs through a skimmer into the pan with hot oil,
01:03:19 seasoned the omelet with salt and black pepper.
01:03:23 Mix the omelet with herbs and grated cheese.
01:03:25 Why you got to pour it through skimmer, pockets with a neat, fluffy look.
01:03:31 Okay.
01:03:32 With omelet and herbs, a delicious treat.
01:03:36 Are you in New Mexico?
01:03:39 Yes, I'm in a weed legal state, and I don't think New Mexico's weed legal.
01:03:44 Oh, okay.
01:03:44 You are in California?
01:03:47 Yes, sir.
01:03:49 Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! No!
01:03:51 But that would have been a good guess.
01:03:54 It was a good guess.
01:03:56 Is he make it?
01:03:56 Is this the outside of his sandwich?
01:04:01 Is this the bread?
01:04:03 That should be the bread.
01:04:05 How do you hold the dough without getting, like, grease?
01:04:08 And who cares?
01:04:09 That's the whole point of, like, the bread. It's like there's no.
01:04:11 You're right.
01:04:12 It's the perfect thing.
01:04:13 The whole you know, there's no other medium that you can use as such.
01:04:19 Right?
01:04:20 Taco shell.
01:04:25 That sort of is the same thing.
01:04:26 It's like a it's like, KFC used to have that.
01:04:30 Is that cheese?
01:04:31 Chicken breasts with some bacon and cheese in the middle.
01:04:34 So it was it was a sandwich, but it was too chicken.
01:04:37 It was good. Yes, I was nasty.
01:04:40 And I had one that was like a double
01:04:43 double down, double down, double down, the double down.
01:04:46 Oh, yeah. Sorry about it.
01:04:48 Not about it, but I literally thought he was taking the, the, the meat,
01:04:53 cutting it in half and then putting a slice of tortilla in the center of it.
01:04:57 Oh no. Like the bread is cheese. Yeah.
01:04:59 It was cheese.
01:05:00 That's the. You said it
01:05:03 when polar said what to do with anything I mean, well you got to be racist. Do
01:05:08 a Poland isn't a race.
01:05:15 Draw, are you?
01:05:16 Nolan's.
01:05:18 No, no, I'm not.
01:05:22 I could see I could see the California and the New Orleans.
01:05:25 Based on the video that I showed, I could see that.
01:05:28 Right. Okay.
01:05:29 Are you somewhere in Texas?
01:05:34 No. Definitely not.
01:05:37 Are you where this music originated from?
01:05:46 Wrong.
01:05:53 Where is it?
01:05:54 And I put the wrong video on the back.
01:05:57 On the right.
01:05:59 The precisely what I'm saying is
01:06:00 you're wrong. Oh.
01:06:04 No, no.
01:06:07 Are you anywhere on the East Coast?
01:06:09 No. You're down the National War on up.
01:06:15 Are you anywhere on the West Coast?
01:06:19 You can't just do that.
01:06:21 Really? Because that's.
01:06:23 I literally went to school to troubleshoot.
01:06:25 And there's a whole name for that, like cut and shit
01:06:27 and have to make it more efficient. But I can do that. Yeah.
01:06:29 And you should have already realized that based on what was going on at my window.
01:06:33 And I'm not going to present it again because I already did.
01:06:35 So I'm not just going to reiterate the same shit because it's fuck your game,
01:06:39 fuck you.
01:06:43 I'm just going to skip for weeks to watch.
01:06:45 Are you in Atlanta, Georgia?
01:06:48 I'm in one of the major city areas that you would probably lose some.
01:06:53 The viewer listening.
01:06:55 Thank God I will know that it does put the heat up on you.
01:07:01 And I should warn you, the girls are as fine as California.
01:07:14 Are you in Phoenix, Arizona?
01:07:19 Technically, it's a potentially bigger.
01:07:25 Yeah.
01:07:26 It was a weird feeling chip was going to put you to go near
01:07:29 the girls is fine in California.
01:07:31 I just don't know that.
01:07:33 Or maybe I did.
01:07:34 Yeah, I know those lyrics, but I can't help it.
01:07:36 I think that's biggie or that's for my brother to make sure
01:07:40 to check out the artwork, because they know I love me.
01:07:46 Rage quit when the answer that to go do this,
01:07:50 does not set in the world.
01:07:55 Drew yo Georgia is that were death Valley.
01:07:58 What?
01:07:58 I just walked outside
01:07:59 to the fucking rental car area and it was like, oh my fucking God,
01:08:04 it's a dry. It's gonna be it's over.
01:08:05 It was 108 when I.
01:08:07 It was 108.
01:08:07 Doesn't matter if it's dry or not, it's 108.
01:08:10 It definitely matters.
01:08:11 It's I'm not saying it's not hot. That's a stupidity.
01:08:14 If it's 100.
01:08:14 Yeah, but it doesn't get 108 in the wet areas in the humidity.
01:08:19 So it's like I'm being baked, you know, it's like you're being baked to death.
01:08:25 It's like you're being baked.
01:08:26 I'd rather be baked.
01:08:27 I'd rather be.
01:08:28 I'd rather be steamed than Baker.
01:08:30 I just feel like the place you're at least some moisture.
01:08:36 So I, I mean, I'm being dehydrating this.
01:08:40 There's all situation.
01:08:44 Whatever.
01:08:45 I just ran in to the baker, Texas.
01:08:50 My cousin is a big ball hooter.
01:08:52 Like a huge ball.
01:08:54 Can Gary say these?
01:08:57 This is not appropriate.
01:08:58 Yeah. You can't. Yeah. Those are childish enough.
01:09:01 Those are definitely childish enough.
01:09:02 Yeah.
01:09:03 Like the the parody had a bunch of horrific swear words in it.
01:09:06 So I replaced him with all with horrific horror.
01:09:10 You see what I did there.
01:09:12 Horrific.
01:09:13 Yeah. There's, there's, there's vulgar cursing.
01:09:15 Then there's horrific vulgar cursing.
01:09:18 All hooter.
01:09:19 You should go to dinner with them.
01:09:21 I'll give you his number.
01:09:23 Get excited.
01:09:25 The bum base is coming out tonight.
01:09:27 I got it where it looks like. Dumbass.
01:09:30 Since we've seen a good cover slut
01:09:33 is in the bum ass.
01:09:38 Yes. This weekend's going to be good.
01:09:41 Don't even talk to me.
01:09:43 I just ran in to the biggest Texas.
01:09:52 There was a Gary clip.
01:09:53 It's got be.
01:09:54 Yes, yes, it was.
01:09:56 There's another one.
01:09:58 Show me another one.
01:10:01 Why is it keep on sharing.
01:10:04 It was Weiner.
01:10:05 Quick.
01:10:07 It was cool.
01:10:08 Don't make him any better. And it was not anxious.
01:10:10 Watch her. It was not tossing and turning.
01:10:13 It was considered the most intimate and productive hour of the entire day.
01:10:17 People prey. Second sleep.
01:10:19 The period between sleep and then two.
01:10:21 It was called the watch.
01:10:23 And it was.
01:10:23 What is wakefulness?
01:10:25 It was not tossing and turning.
01:10:27 It was considered the most intimate and productive hour of the entire day.
01:10:31 People prayed.
01:10:32 They read by candlelight or firelight to neighbors in the dark.
01:10:36 Let's.
01:10:36 They reflected on their dreams, which arrived more at our than at any other.
01:10:42 18th century French physician named Lorenzo Bear
01:10:44 specifically ended the couple's conceive after the first sleep.
01:10:48 He wrote that they would have more enjoyment and do it better.
01:10:52 Scholars and poets used the watch to compose their best work.
01:10:56 I'm allowed to do that as long as I don't wake my wife up when I do it.
01:10:59 Religious communities built during prayer around it.
01:11:02 The practice was so woven into daily life that folk songs referenced it casually.
01:11:06 A medieval English ballad instructs at the wake
01:11:09 of your first writing, you shall have a hot drink made.
01:11:12 Could anybody treat in the war?
01:11:13 I mean, it always ends up messy after it was as natural as eating lunch.
01:11:16 It was, as expected, a sunset.
01:11:18 The period between sleeps had a name too.
01:11:21 It was called The Watch and it was that was that.
01:11:25 It was called the watch. The watch.
01:11:27 Do you spell watch? Oh
01:11:30 woah.
01:11:32 Watch.
01:11:34 This is the watch for me.
01:11:37 The watch.
01:11:39 Beside the show I have a chore to to accomplish.
01:11:43 I backed the truck up with a bunch of kindling.
01:11:46 After empty out the truck.
01:11:49 You backed it up with a bunch of kindling.
01:11:51 What is that like?
01:11:51 Where did you get the kindling from?
01:11:55 You know, the ground.
01:11:57 Okay. Why is it in the truck?
01:11:59 Because I wanted kindling.
01:12:03 Where did you get it from?
01:12:05 What ground?
01:12:06 You said that.
01:12:07 That's a great.
01:12:07 You just drove your truck around
01:12:09 picking up kindling and throwing around the ground.
01:12:11 Yeah.
01:12:13 It was actually, I have my dad's house yesterday,
01:12:16 doing some yard cleanup.
01:12:19 For Mother's day.
01:12:20 Well, well, yeah, my mom and dad's house, but my dad and I cleaned up the yard.
01:12:25 What do you guys do, go out for brunch?
01:12:26 You guys go out for brunch on Father's Day, then?
01:12:29 No. Clean up the yard for Mother's Day and you go to confession.
01:12:34 I get it, I get jokes.
01:12:39 I don't I just answer questions.
01:12:42 What's this?
01:12:45 That is, Spirit Airlines.
01:12:48 Yeah.
01:12:49 What do you think about this?
01:12:52 So this is Spirit Airlines.
01:12:53 They're doing, crowdfunding
01:12:54 or at least trying to some millionaire who could already buy it.
01:12:58 I think they have already started passing off some of the assets, though,
01:13:02 so I don't know if it's a fully together airline still.
01:13:06 Right.
01:13:09 I don't know the guy that started this at first.
01:13:12 He said he was going to buy it.
01:13:14 I think it's, some or maybe it was a completely different guy,
01:13:17 but there was a black millionaire that, one to buy it.
01:13:20 He got it.
01:13:20 I can't just talk about you there.
01:13:22 Why do you got to say Black Millionaire?
01:13:23 Well, because he wanted to make everything.
01:13:25 All the jokes were the soul plane. Spirit Airlines.
01:13:28 Understand? Nigga with without Eagle guy.
01:13:31 Soul plane is a great movie.
01:13:33 But,
01:13:37 the fact that they were like, were,
01:13:38 you know, it's going to be owned by a black person.
01:13:40 And they were like, oh, we got a black owned airline.
01:13:42 And it's like, I don't know, I feel like the spirit airline
01:13:44 was kind of owned by black people anyway. I mean, have you ever.
01:13:47 Yes. Googled World Star, Spirit Airlines, Golden
01:13:49 Corral, World Star, Spirit Airlines, Carnival Cruise.
01:13:54 I thought you guys wanted to support black owned companies.
01:13:58 There's I'm not as up on football,
01:14:00 so they cite several times the green Bay Packers situation.
01:14:03 And that's what they want to do with this.
01:14:06 The green Bay Packers is what like a share situation like yeah.
01:14:10 Can you buy into the green Bay Packers at any time you want two fans basically.
01:14:15 What do they get checks in the mail for the revenue payout.
01:14:18 Like what? No. How do you sign up for that.
01:14:21 How do you how do you know the owners?
01:14:27 How do you buy into that?
01:14:27 How do you be an owner of the green Bay Packers, or is it close?
01:14:30 I think it's, you probably have to inherit it.
01:14:33 We'll we'll definitely look it up.
01:14:35 Yeah, yeah.
01:14:37 So that's what he says, like,
01:14:38 oh, this is just like going to be like the green Bay Packers.
01:14:41 I think he mentions another another thing as mentioned in here as well.
01:14:45 But apparently, they've raised over 300 million, I believe.
01:14:51 But don't make it any different.
01:14:52 They're going to run it differently.
01:14:54 And it's not just going to run into the ground. Sorry.
01:14:55 That's a bad way to say that.
01:14:59 Rudder.
01:14:59 There's no airplane on the ground TV.
01:15:02 Like, why would the only person that could benefit from this is somebody
01:15:05 who happens to already own an airline that needs a whole extra, you know,
01:15:08 they actually could use the planes because I'm assuming that they just buy out the.
01:15:13 Yeah, as I'm saying,
01:15:13 I think some of the stuff has already been because they need to declare bankruptcy.
01:15:17 They don't like wait for a crowdfunding to come through like they have.
01:15:21 No, you don't even have any situation
01:15:24 going on yet, like you have no stake in the game.
01:15:25 Yeah, it's like they're already peeling shit away.
01:15:28 So at this point you're potentially just buying a name.
01:15:30 I don't know, a bad name.
01:15:33 Oh, really, really bad name. Right?
01:15:35 Yeah. No, we don't we don't even believe in spirit.
01:15:37 Synonymous with shit. Yeah, right.
01:15:38 Synonymous with with terrible service.
01:15:41 Why does shit keep happening to this plane?
01:15:43 Well, I don't know.
01:15:43 For one, it's called the spirit spirits.
01:15:46 Spirit?
01:15:48 What flight are we on? Six. Six. Six.
01:15:51 No worries. Here.
01:15:56 Well, maybe I'll pull up some clips of,
01:15:57 Soul Plane for the Rumble side, but maybe not.
01:16:03 Okay, let's do this before we go to Rumble.
01:16:05 See this? Let's do this room.
01:16:08 Guys want to do this?
01:16:09 I mean, we are on Rumble, but I sense that for what's
01:16:13 that?
01:16:14 Please, please, please fix me.
01:16:18 Horse and Beth.
01:16:19 Always. Please, please.
01:16:22 Here it is. Horse.
01:16:24 Please please please just. 000.
01:16:31 Is she a charlatan?
01:16:33 I'm sorry, grifter, I mean, she's she wants your money
01:16:38 and your clicks for her. Just opinion.
01:16:42 So what I.
01:16:45 I can yeah.
01:16:46 That's that.
01:16:47 I don't think that's not so upsetting.
01:16:49 We all the Warner Brothers are definitely grifters.
01:16:53 Right.
01:16:54 And I have one that was published in Pro, which is the top journal in physics.
01:16:58 And it did make quite a few headlines.
01:17:00 This new idea elegantly does away with the problem of quantum gravity,
01:17:03 and it also tells us what happened before time began.
01:17:06 Let's have a look.
01:17:07 The biggest open problem is the foundation of time doesn't exist since never began.
01:17:11 General relativity doesn't cooperate with quantum mechanics.
01:17:14 It's a problem.
01:17:14 If you started, I actually observed that the matter has quantum properties.
01:17:17 So gravity must react to these quantum properties of the matter somehow.
01:17:21 You just don't know how to make these two theories work together.
01:17:24 We need a theory of quantum gravity.
01:17:26 Such a theory of quantum gravity is necessary to understand
01:17:28 what happens in places
01:17:29 where gravity becomes very strong, because then the quantum
01:17:31 fluctuations of space and time are big.
01:17:33 These plays a role, but most importantly, inside of black holes in a quantum place
01:17:37 plays a role.
01:17:37 Most importantly, inside of black holes are not the Big Bang
01:17:40 the beginning of the universe?
01:17:41 The issue with quantum gravity is not that
01:17:43 we don't know how to convert Einstein's theory into a quantum theory.
01:17:47 Einstein's general relativity can be converted into a quantum theory.
01:17:50 Like the other interactions electric and magnetic, strong and weak nuclear force.
01:17:54 It shows that the quantum version of gravity that really has that
01:17:57 Bible sound exactly when one needs, you know, what I call sound off the Big Bang.
01:18:00 The authors of a new paper found a way to remedy this breakdown.
01:18:03 You see, the reason for quantizing gravity
01:18:05 so difficult is ultimately easy to understand
01:18:07 is because the strength of gravity is given by.
01:18:08 Newton's constant on that constant is.
01:18:10 I mentioned for it's got units.
01:18:12 The strength of the electromagnetic
01:18:14 interaction, on the other hand, is given by alpha,
01:18:15 which is approximately one over 137, and that one doesn't have units.
01:18:19 It's similar for the nuclear forces.
01:18:21 You said you took out.
01:18:22 One would need the strength of gravity to be dimensionless.
01:18:25 Two and there is a very weak you have the forces.
01:18:28 It's called quadratic gravity because the action is quadratic in the curvature.
01:18:32 And then the coupling constant has no units.
01:18:34 Don't worry if you don't know what this means.
01:18:35 The relative unit, the quadratic gravity does have a neat quantum version.
01:18:39 It just isn't compatible with our observations.
01:18:42 Then again, this isn't necessarily a problem.
01:18:44 It could be that in the cases that we observe gravity,
01:18:47 we have Einstein's normal gravity.
01:18:48 And then at high energies and strong curvature
01:18:50 it goes over into quadratic gravity which results the problem with quantizing it.
01:18:54 Then everything would work out. This is the idea. And the new paper.
01:18:57 The authors group from Perimeter Institute looked at how the origin of the universe
01:19:01 would work out with a transition to quadratic gravity.
01:19:03 They find that the universe originally does not have time at all.
01:19:05 It's four dimensional space,
01:19:07 but because of quantum fluctuations, there was a border in the space
01:19:09 where one of the dimensions turns into tight.
01:19:11 So this is where our universe probably began.
01:19:14 After this happens, the quantum properties drive
01:19:16 a rapid expansion off the universe.
01:19:17 This is very similar to what's usually called inflation.
01:19:19 This process eventually runs out of steam and stops.
01:19:21 Then the energy from the expansion converts
01:19:23 into matter and radiation, including dark matter.
01:19:25 So this idea solves several problems at once.
01:19:27 It explains how the universe started.
01:19:29 It explains how our universe came to be that big
01:19:31 from what should be a tiny quantum fluctuations.
01:19:33 It explains why the universe stopped rapidly and where matter came from.
01:19:37 And it does all that without running into the problem with quantum gravity.
01:19:41 They even make some predictions for how this idea could become measurable
01:19:44 in the future, from the gravitational waves
01:19:45 that will be produced in the early universe.
01:19:47 Sounds too good to be true. And yes, there is a caveat.
01:19:50 It's not a particular way
01:19:51 that they connect Einstein gravity in the low energy, low curvature range
01:19:54 that we observe to the quadratic gravity at high energy and strong
01:19:57 curvature is well-motivated, but not, strictly speaking, derived.
01:20:00 This means that basically they have some artistic
01:20:02 freedom in designing just how the transition happens.
01:20:04 So there is somewhat of a
01:20:05 gap in the logic, but maybe it's a gap that can be fixed with further work.
01:20:08 I give this paper a two out of ten on the bullshit meter.
01:20:11 There are a lot of theories
01:20:12 for the origin of the universe, but few are as minimalistic as that.
01:20:15 That's the ordinary gravity you can solve.
01:20:17 The problem with quantum gravity is not entirely new.
01:20:19 It's also behind an approach called
01:20:20 asymptotically safe gravity that goes back to Steven Weinberg.
01:20:23 But this is the first time that I've seen this idea apply to the Big Bang.
01:20:26 In summary, they solved quantum gravity, explained the Big Bang, and avoided
01:20:30 all known problems.
01:20:31 The only remaining to mention this was our first
01:20:34 design was aligned with science and this spanned from now view.
01:20:38 I showed the perfect example to see with eye catching looks the half
01:20:41 a pounds float in their base thanks to strong permanent magnets.
01:20:44 He's selling stuff that really don't need to look to me.
01:20:48 I thought I was timing it just right, but then I caught myself.
01:20:51 He thought, she's going to shut the fuck up.
01:20:52 And then she has now.
01:20:53 So this is our first show. What?
01:20:56 This is our first show that we are streaming on Kik and Facebook. Oh,
01:21:00 I've never heard of Kik.
01:21:03 Yeah, a bunch of people that got kicked off a YouTube
01:21:05 started rumble and a bunch of people that got kicked off a twitch started Kik.
01:21:10 That's the best way to describe it.
01:21:12 It's a free speech platform, okay.
01:21:15 But I figure it could, it could.
01:21:17 We might be like getting at least ten times the revenue we're getting now,
01:21:21 though
01:21:23 at least.
01:21:26 Oh, demo.
01:21:26 It could get a lot more time. Right.
01:21:29 So it's no longer a rumble only segment.
01:21:31 It's a rumble kick, and it's pretty much the only bastard is YouTube.
01:21:36 Then we're still going to rumble on the we're just we're widening our
01:21:40 we have our wide distribution.
01:21:41 Our which was an hour and 15 minutes today because my 15 minute fuck up which
01:21:45 I admit. But then I don't want to ever
01:21:49 do it again.
01:21:51 It will do it.
01:21:51 I will do it again.
01:21:54 Yeah. Do it. Yeah.
01:21:55 We, did we only have one more.
01:21:57 We have one more.
01:21:58 Oh, please.
01:21:59 Please show me.
01:22:04 Others have been.
01:22:05 We're on takedown.
01:22:06 And for more on all of this, let's bring in Doctor Amesh Adalja,
01:22:09 the senior scholar over Amish, Amish, Amish, health security, a doctor.
01:22:13 Thank you so much for joining us here.
01:22:15 This situation is the doctor.
01:22:17 So many people about those early days of 2020
01:22:20 with Covid 19 when it was starting to spread this.
01:22:23 Hopefully it does remind everyone of that right?
01:22:28 Yeah.
01:22:28 What I don't get is they took these people are still on
01:22:30 and they brought them here and now they're quarantining them here.
01:22:33 Yeah. Know why they didn't.
01:22:35 Why don't they quarantine them on the boat.
01:22:37 Like why don't we just keep you on the boat?
01:22:38 I don't know, I'm not a doctor.
01:22:39 I'm on a boat.
01:22:41 This is probably.
01:22:42 We need to use this boat for more cruises.
01:22:44 Yeah, I have so there's been many, many times where I've heard the only solution.
01:22:52 Was, like, more of a final solution, if you know what I'm saying.
01:22:55 Yikes.
01:22:57 And they should have just
01:23:00 taken
01:23:02 the entire boat.
01:23:04 Yeah. Will you do that?
01:23:06 You said it.
01:23:06 Okay. Titanic.
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01:23:39 Let's get ridiculous.
01:23:40 The sole purpose of our discourse, be it from guests post or any random loud mouth.
01:23:45 That didn't work one fucking bit.
01:23:47 Yo gray matter, I can't play that while we're playing.
01:23:50 Imitate a path to a mirthful existence.
01:23:53 That's a shame.
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01:24:09 I think it was like smoking to me.
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01:24:47 great, the kid.
01:24:48 And that's to any semblance of seriousness you've actually asked
01:24:52 for for article two, Beaver attack ending.
01:24:54 Everyone. Don't be a rama. Rama.
01:24:55 Equal opportunity offenders. All right?
01:24:58 You don't give a hoot.
01:24:58 But you know, like gender, race, religion, color mashups, cats or dogs.
01:25:03 The reserving your chairs at a resort
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01:25:08 Politicians have to wait to see what that means to our own sorry suspect.
01:25:12 Nobody sir.
01:25:13 Not even GAM games Apple pie article three.
01:25:17 Correct.
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01:25:53 We're pretty sure the Earth is round, and I didn't actually take myself out,
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01:26:01 Because why not?
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01:26:56 let's get ready for
01:27:03 Alton Brown to rumble.
01:27:04 I hope that you're ready to rumble.
01:27:06 I hope you're ready to rumble.
01:27:09 Give me a situation, though, is very different.
01:27:11 Right?
01:27:13 Exactly.
01:27:14 These are completely distinct viruses.
01:27:15 This is not an efficiently spreading respiratory virus the way Covid was.
01:27:19 So there's a whole different concept of operation going on here.
01:27:21 And it's a whole different trajectory. It's something that will be contained.
01:27:23 Yes. It's barring headlines. Yes. This is a deadly virus.
01:27:25 It's not very transmissible virus.
01:27:26 And we're trying to do public comments possible with this outbreak to stop.
01:27:28 It is not an epidemic or pandemic right.
01:27:29 And in fact,
01:27:30 when we hear about,
01:27:31 you know, how this virus spreads for rodents, things like that,
01:27:32 a lot of people are scratching their heads saying, how is this happening?
01:27:34 They're on a cruise ship, for example, because we know that the virus is too
01:27:38 serious. Is that guy serious?
01:27:41 So you can't get gonorrhea from a tractor?
01:27:45 How did they how did my husband get gonorrhea then?
01:27:47 If you can't get gonorrhea from a tractor. Oh.
01:27:54 It's going in Argentina, where there wasn't a birthday party several years ago.
01:27:58 So this isn't something you that the pharmacist. Wait.
01:28:00 There was an outbreak at a birthday party?
01:28:01 It wasn't a kid's birthday party, right?
01:28:03 It was a gay man's birthday party.
01:28:05 And they were sharing things.
01:28:07 I ordered a pizza and somehow got.
01:28:09 They'd say thank you for your order.
01:28:11 You are now pre-approved for the Capital One Platinum card pre pre
01:28:15 submit pre-approval.
01:28:16 And it's like I just ordered pizza.
01:28:17 What is this expected
01:28:20 to the initial person reporting in South America and in South America.
01:28:23 No. See what they did is you paid with your payment processing whatever you use.
01:28:27 And they went Holy shit.
01:28:29 This motherfucker's broke. Maybe he could use a credit card.
01:28:32 Yeah.
01:28:32 Which is a high season right now.
01:28:34 And in fact, the other people that they were in close
01:28:35 contact with,
01:28:36 this is something that spreads very easily. So it's nothing like Covid
01:28:38 and the fact that the recipient of the contract another.
01:28:39 So is it like monkeypox?
01:28:41 It doesn't spread easily.
01:28:43 You don't think that there's mice on this cruise ship?
01:28:47 I know there that's all I think.
01:28:48 And that's what I think. Of course. Yeah.
01:28:50 When I saw this cruise ship I thought oh what does it fly around our flight?
01:28:55 What is it? Cruise around in the Baltic Sea.
01:28:58 Helicopter.
01:28:59 Helicopter.
01:29:01 I think it's called the Honduras.
01:29:03 That should have been your first clue.
01:29:05 The whole thing. It's really not really.
01:29:07 It's like in the back of this man.
01:29:08 Exactly.
01:29:08 The entry version of a virus, which is a known person to person,
01:29:10 infected other people.
01:29:11 In this close environment, the virus is changing the hold on.
01:29:13 What is it to?
01:29:15 He just said, don't worry about it.
01:29:16 It's not easily spread it. But we know that this guy got
01:29:19 got this virus which is spread from person to person. So
01:29:23 very close contact.
01:29:24 So only people that you are intimate with.
01:29:27 I believe it's since when.
01:29:29 I mean, that's how Covid was to
01:29:33 so they said about those Aids,
01:29:36 they said so much of they said that I had to wipe my surfaces.
01:29:39 At first they said so much wrong.
01:29:41 I know now we're supposed to forgive you whatever way best
01:29:43 they can use in Stillwater surfaces.
01:29:47 Did you collect your groceries?
01:29:49 The couple times. It's like, I guess I did one.
01:29:51 I was like confused.
01:29:52 I'm like, how do you how is this even how does it make sense?
01:29:54 You're not going to wipe every
01:29:56 like,
01:29:58 Yeah, I know I did because I thought I it must have
01:30:02 to I don't, I don't yeah I don't know I never did because I'm not that gullible.
01:30:06 You an idiot.
01:30:07 Tell us a little about.
01:30:10 This.
01:30:11 Yeah, but if somebody says that something transfers
01:30:14 through touching surfaces
01:30:18 that I didn't fall for, it.
01:30:21 Day one, I said, this is funny.
01:30:24 Yeah, I definitely did that to.
01:30:27 I didn't even know people like, what are you doing?
01:30:28 And I was like, what do you mean?
01:30:29 They're like,
01:30:30 you just walked in and I said, yeah, I'm sorry, was I supposed to do something?
01:30:34 And then I look, I looked around in it, the place that I worked at several times
01:30:38 and did computer repair, I don't remember it was a bank, what it was.
01:30:41 I remember just a lot of glass and I'm like, there's nobody here.
01:30:44 What the fuck?
01:30:45 And the guy, like, calls me back. He wasn't even security.
01:30:47 He was probably just the dumb ass to do the short straw.
01:30:49 I think it was like the second day
01:30:50 when everything started going down in March of that.
01:30:52 Remember that era, that fateful year?
01:30:57 And I was like, do I'm not faithful year?
01:31:00 Oh, I didn't have a mask yet.
01:31:02 I walked into menards and I was getting glares.
01:31:08 Yeah, okay.
01:31:08 What do you want?
01:31:09 I was wearing a mask. I didn't have one.
01:31:12 I lost my chase.
01:31:13 Maybe chase bank work insisted I do some water on the body
01:31:18 beyond the mask, and I refused to do that.
01:31:20 Allegedly.
01:31:22 Oh. I mean, I escorted off a Selfridge Air Force
01:31:25 base for not wearing a mask.
01:31:29 We actually have an interview with Covid that we've watched.
01:31:31 I don't want to play it again.
01:31:32 It's kind of boring, but we do have an interview with the actual Covid virus.
01:31:37 He even at the end warned, don't, don't fall for that shit again.
01:31:41 Okay?
01:31:42 But rats with, what is it?
01:31:45 Hantavirus.
01:31:46 How they pronounce it, how to virus Hanta Hunter and the Hunter.
01:31:50 Hunter from the hunter sneeze
01:31:52 is the least of your worries when you're on a cruise ship.
01:31:56 CBP and I say these cruise ship worker arrests late last month
01:32:00 as part of something called child tidal wave border people.
01:32:04 Sorry for the audio on the right side eye during
01:32:07 or distributing child pornography clips. Why?
01:32:11 Oh, there's another video that sparked questions as to why
01:32:15 border protection boarded and detained.
01:32:17 It's just her. Yeah, look at this.
01:32:18 They're like, oh my God.
01:32:19 There's oh my God, I can't believe late April.
01:32:23 Aren't they thinking hurry, hurry.
01:32:26 Can't believe the border patrols are pretty well rustling.
01:32:28 These poor Mexicans.
01:32:30 Well, there's there's
01:32:31 Mexicans driving the car there.
01:32:34 That's what I'm saying. Yeah.
01:32:35 They're like, oh my God, there kind of comes next.
01:32:37 Yeah. Look, they noticed the and the guy by the van.
01:32:40 Like he's looking right at them.
01:32:40 They're like, oh no. Yeah.
01:32:43 She's like touching the window.
01:32:43 She's like, no, it's my cousin
01:32:46 and eyes.
01:32:46 He looks like me. So he must be related.
01:32:48 Operation Tidal Wave
01:32:50 and on going we must be the same person because we look similar.
01:32:54 Operation based on. Yeah.
01:32:57 Wait, it's weird because this is like,
01:32:59 what does it matter what nationality you are?
01:33:01 If you work on a cruise ship, you're in international because they all are there.
01:33:06 All right, I forgot it was the thing I was thinking.
01:33:08 They were just off for a moment.
01:33:09 I was thinking it was ice and they were just taking people away.
01:33:12 But these are actual sex offenders and horrible criminals, right?
01:33:17 Haitian received.
01:33:18 Yeah, they're all foreign and they're all tied to cruise ships together.
01:33:23 So if I, if I ran a cruise ship, I would make sure I have foreign people
01:33:26 over the course of five.
01:33:27 Why wouldn't you all suspected of being involved?
01:33:29 That's fine.
01:33:30 The fact that they're all tied into this shit is the problem.
01:33:34 The workers, mostly
01:33:35 from the Philippines, one from Portugal and another Philippines.
01:33:40 CBP says it canceled the workers visas and returned them to their home countries.
01:33:45 But I think there was something very oh so it was a happy ending.
01:33:47 Nice.
01:33:48 And they immediately you all this again sorry, bad choice of words.
01:33:51 They were like, get the fuck out.
01:33:53 Man says these types of cases are usually handled by the FBI.
01:33:57 They could have been charged in U.S courts and be in federal court.
01:34:01 I use this control panel for windows servers.
01:34:03 It's called solid CPP.
01:34:04 But the fact that they were sent home to the for control panel.
01:34:07 But that's not what I see.
01:34:08 That's not what I think
01:34:10 every time I read it now, I think to clarify, my
01:34:13 my brain is broken from the news they're accused of before being sent home
01:34:17 to horrible questions about don't use windows so you can you can, you can kill
01:34:22 these workers had any due process because, it reminds me of,
01:34:26 this video that that I brought to the show's attention a few months ago,
01:34:31 you know, carefully arresting people at work here,
01:34:34 hard working Americans, the building, you know, the ones
01:34:37 do all your landscaping, work on your cars, fix all your stuff.
01:34:40 They coming out here, taking them all.
01:34:43 They're coming out.
01:34:43 You taking everybody at work?
01:34:45 Be careful.
01:34:45 Everybody don't go to work today.
01:34:48 What do you work?
01:34:50 Oh you do?
01:34:51 Never mind.
01:34:51 He's a fucking weirdo.
01:34:53 Yeah, never mind him fucking Beto.
01:34:56 Do me a favor.
01:34:58 I'll be right back.
01:34:59 I have to go find a new job for you guys.
01:35:02 My name?
01:35:03 A lot of people have a lot of victims out there, and they don't like to talk to us.
01:35:06 You like they feel embarrassed about things.
01:35:09 So just our goal is to save children out here.
01:35:11 Absolutely. I'm 100% with that. Yes.
01:35:15 We have to touch the children by saving them.
01:35:17 We save to save the children.
01:35:19 If you have children, watch out for that guy.
01:35:22 He literally was just like, man, you mind?
01:35:24 Shut the fuck up.
01:35:25 Because we're trying to get this guy to, like, admit to, like,
01:35:27 a bit more than he want, than he should at this point, even though we already
01:35:30 have him red handed, having him red handed and admitting to it, perfect.
01:35:35 Nail them.
01:35:36 But you're fucking with him right now. But, what is this?
01:35:38 Go red handed is by far the best.
01:35:42 I don't like the tone of the shoes. Not this guy's.
01:35:45 I know you don't like this, dude. I like your instance.
01:35:47 He was 50. He was 50. Why is he red handed?
01:35:50 Why was he red handed?
01:35:52 It's actually a Red bull on his.
01:35:54 What is it now?
01:35:55 That's one he's die on.
01:35:57 Y'all not going to like me for this one.
01:35:58 That's okay. Billy. Oh, we didn't like you before.
01:36:01 We're doing.
01:36:01 I don't like you that much. Anyway.
01:36:03 Eating meat is doing stand still.
01:36:06 He's doing a he's ripping off a fucking, Seth MacFarlane.
01:36:10 And then the other thing is, two things cannot coincide.
01:36:15 I love animals, I love all animals so much.
01:36:17 And, I mean, you just they're just.
01:36:19 You can't do both. Sorry.
01:36:22 Well, sure you can.
01:36:23 There's certain animals you eat and certain animals that you love.
01:36:26 And then if you're in certain countries, what these animals I eat.
01:36:31 But yet I love, I love eating, right.
01:36:34 You can eat. Go for it.
01:36:36 You can love animals, but you can't do both.
01:36:39 Yeah, that is retarded.
01:36:42 I'm just in
01:36:43 my car at lunch, on my lunch break from my job, and I just feel like
01:36:47 Bo guarding Billie Eilish is video and stealing from Seth MacFarlane.
01:36:52 You can't love driving in love cars.
01:36:55 You just can't.
01:36:57 That's right.
01:36:58 Sing your pretty little song about how much you love animals
01:37:01 the same way you liberal white women love black people from a safe distance.
01:37:05 It's not the same way, so it's the same.
01:37:09 Don't get excited conservatives.
01:37:11 I'm not a huge twin and I'm not one of you either.
01:37:14 I'm just a dull, tired Indian waiting for the rich and powerful
01:37:18 to stop forcing us to ride this land like we stole it.
01:37:21 What you thought the beige is because I'm half white?
01:37:26 The only difference between omnivores and vegans when it comes to animal
01:37:30 suffering is I never thought he was half way the omnivore.
01:37:33 No, I never did either.
01:37:35 Died so that they might eat. What did you think?
01:37:37 Never has to see the fox.
01:37:39 Sort of like glass and deer and squirrels.
01:37:41 I didn't think anything caught up in the teeth.
01:37:43 There's no such thing as being part black.
01:37:45 They don't.
01:37:46 What do you think he was black because you can see straight up his nostrils.
01:37:48 Oh, yes.
01:37:49 They don't see the hundreds of millions of animals.
01:37:52 I was asking you. Yes.
01:37:53 That's why I don't think that's why they applied to everyone I knew it was.
01:37:57 They don't.
01:37:57 Other people say white people.
01:37:59 Gigantic and out in the Andes working with farmers.
01:38:02 Quinoa for export.
01:38:03 I promise you that a keto eating, grass fed and grass.
01:38:06 Now that I do notice he does have red eyes, destroying fewer
01:38:10 ecosystems than just about any of that supposed to mean.
01:38:13 But of course there is. It's there.
01:38:14 So it's a it's a perfect litmus test is if you're gay,
01:38:17 if you don't ever notice the color of a man's eyes, you're probably not gay.
01:38:21 But. Right. Yeah.
01:38:22 But since now you're asking me why? Why is beige?
01:38:26 I am actually
01:38:27 inspecting his face and I notice his eyes are green, which means
01:38:32 he's like he's Ryan brothers.
01:38:34 All of his videos, and I
01:38:37 listen to all of them, but.
01:38:40 Oh, right. You know what?
01:38:41 Wait. Yeah, I said Indian.
01:38:43 I thought native,
01:38:45 native American. Yeah.
01:38:46 You know, like I said before, he's kind of a Key and Peele here.
01:38:49 The combination of or one or the other, whichever one that was the image know.
01:38:53 In fact.
01:38:55 Yeah.
01:38:55 The reverse is often true, meaning that as with most things,
01:38:59 everything is context dependent and in this case, the context.
01:39:02 Well, that depends kind of person afford to be ethical.
01:39:05 And the answer is most people can't afford it. Why?
01:39:09 Oh, so that people like you can have $100 million net worth and go to
01:39:14 I mean, people can afford to be, I think, because people are morally bankrupt.
01:39:18 That's why Coachella, it costs less to burn more than the rest
01:39:23 vegetables than it does to grow a cow.
01:39:27 And I just
01:39:28 I just bought
01:39:29 my whole batch of concerts for the week, and they were only $30 apiece because I'm
01:39:33 I bought a lawn chair and I'm going to sit
01:39:35 on the lawn.
01:39:36 So I have a fucking old band.
01:39:38 Are you going to see?
01:39:40 I'd rather not say.
01:39:42 Okay. That's fine.
01:39:44 This is a they're not all band, and every band
01:39:47 had $30 tickets from May 1st to May 7th.
01:39:51 Well, it's called the Live Nation Summer of love.
01:39:54 They do it every year.
01:39:56 Okay, well, no, you're giving it away to where are you going?
01:39:58 So also, when we were talking about this guy's appearance earlier,
01:40:01 Live Nation Summer of love is, Well, how dare you?
01:40:04 Every concert fan of another person.
01:40:08 Ticketmaster is Live Nation.
01:40:11 There's another one of us suckers.
01:40:13 Why? They I don't why are they separate?
01:40:16 Like why?
01:40:16 Why do we?
01:40:17 Because it's a Live Nation app and originally it was the same
01:40:20 was white people's bands and then Live Nation was black people's bands.
01:40:23 But then they went, oh shit.
01:40:25 So they kind of merged and then they got in trouble for being a monopoly.
01:40:28 So I think that's why Live Nation was created to begin with.
01:40:31 Oh, best way not to be a monopoly is to create your second place
01:40:35 company yourself and just control right? Yep.
01:40:40 Right. Yep.
01:40:41 Disagree? Yeah.
01:40:43 What now?
01:40:46 What is it now?
01:40:48 Oh, is that what he says?
01:40:50 Does he have lipstick on?
01:40:52 No drinking. He does.
01:40:54 What do you mean no.
01:40:56 No. He has lips.
01:41:01 Must be a filter.
01:41:02 Person gets chapped lips. Are they just. Are they different?
01:41:04 You know.
01:41:07 Thanks a lot, idiot.
01:41:11 My favorite part of this next video is Kevin
01:41:15 Clip. Brady.
01:41:18 Which one? Sorry. What?
01:41:20 Bass farmer two
01:41:22 oh, my lord, that's what this one is.
01:41:25 Oh, shit. Baker.
01:41:26 What the fuck?
01:41:28 Oh my God.
01:41:29 Oh, I'm watching it.
01:41:30 I'm enjoying it. It's great. Brady
01:41:33 makes it.
01:41:33 I'll be honest, this whole alien thing just has me shook this week.
01:41:39 Yeah, I'm going to do Stan Smith.
01:41:42 Dumpling.
01:41:42 Dumpling can't come to the phone right now.
01:41:45 Everybody else is content.
01:41:45 Everybody else is just grazing.
01:41:47 Yes, there's always one.
01:41:50 I'll make you walk back.
01:41:52 You lie. There you go. Too aggressive.
01:41:54 The cow is going to match your energy back through that.
01:41:57 No, go back to that fence. Don't plan.
01:42:01 Duck.
01:42:02 Don't.
01:42:03 Okay. Just go. Walk away when I'm talking to you.
01:42:05 He's a sassy bitch. I need to be possible.
01:42:08 He doesn't understand English. Maybe he's a Spanish. Can't.
01:42:11 Because you're over here, repeated, yelling at you.
01:42:13 You little laugh about in the sassy slow down.
01:42:16 Yeah, that's right, slow down, dumpling dumplings.
01:42:20 Going to have company if the other cows see him running.
01:42:22 Oh, shit. Waffles.
01:42:24 Bye bye. Waffles sees the gates open.
01:42:26 Gate is always open.
01:42:28 No waffles, no waffles.
01:42:30 Can't come to the phone right now.
01:42:32 No, don't you look at me like that, you crazy guys can't go back home.
01:42:35 Go get ready.
01:42:36 Oh my God! No! Kevin!
01:42:38 No! Get back in the house!
01:42:40 In the house! Go!
01:42:42 Follow! Come on! Go back!
01:42:44 You're approaching from the inside.
01:42:46 Pushing outside the gate.
01:42:47 His hands are going to turn that corner and he's going to bolt around the gate.
01:42:52 Haha! Go back home.
01:42:54 Don't you turn!
01:42:56 Bye bye. Waffles! Waffles!
01:42:59 Go ahead.
01:43:00 Don't you dare follow him! He's going to follow him.
01:43:02 Don't you follow him.
01:43:04 Okay. Bye bye. Kevin.
01:43:06 No, no.
01:43:07 But it's because they're animals inside and all of animal husbandry.
01:43:11 This is your fault. Get out the woods.
01:43:13 You have to marry the man going on right now. Yes!
01:43:16 Oh my God.
01:43:16 Once the zoomies have begun, that is very difficult to.
01:43:19 Why are their legs so short? Are these the ducks?
01:43:22 Until you calm down, it would probably help if you calm down first.
01:43:27 Oh. Perhaps not.
01:43:29 Kevin, don't you be brave.
01:43:30 Kevin. No! Kevin. Bye bye. Kevin.
01:43:33 There you go.
01:43:35 Home.
01:43:35 Kevin.
01:43:38 Woven wire beads, barbed wire.
01:43:41 Every time.
01:43:42 I love that video.
01:43:45 Barbed wire or laser tail video.
01:43:47 You love it. How? Video? Not. Yeah.
01:43:50 Yeah.
01:43:50 The guy, the video that this guy stole.
01:43:52 Yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah, that one
01:43:57 barely added anything creative to it.
01:44:01 Waffles can't go to the phone right now.
01:44:03 Come on.
01:44:04 Waffles, you can't come to the phone.
01:44:08 Jerry.
01:44:08 He's just sitting there in a cage, portable.
01:44:11 Brady.
01:44:12 He's, he's.
01:44:14 His catchphrase is.
01:44:17 Yeah. That's right.
01:44:19 Yeah. That's right.
01:44:21 Yeah, that's how you do it.
01:44:22 Pretty well. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:44:24 I've heard Seth MacFarlane's comedy in his.
01:44:27 Yeah. His voices.
01:44:28 Yeah.
01:44:29 I'll have I'll have two more for next week.
01:44:36 My wife does that for me every morning.
01:44:40 Yeah. Oh.
01:44:50 You laugh, you lose whatever.
01:44:54 The fuck?
01:44:55 I mean, it's a gigantic animal, so of course, I guess it can have a fart
01:44:59 this long or big a very dry, though, you know?
01:45:03 But I guess that's good.
01:45:05 You want dry farts?
01:45:07 As an older man?
01:45:09 Oh, wow.
01:45:13 But what about the tail?
01:45:15 What kind of an asshole horse doesn't lift his tail out of the way?
01:45:18 He's going to walk around for the next hour.
01:45:20 I think the tail is going to be smelling like shit.
01:45:24 I think the whole thing already smells like shit.
01:45:26 It's a horse.
01:45:27 It's all.
01:45:27 Yeah, yeah,
01:45:29 of course,
01:45:31 that was the if you actually lose the whole thing.
01:45:35 No no no. Oh no. God no.
01:45:38 Bull.
01:45:39 Okay.
01:45:44 So I mean, I didn't see this, but I just knew that there was a you laugh, you lose.
01:45:48 And I was like, oh, okay.
01:45:49 I got a partner.
01:45:50 Yeah.
01:45:52 Oh. For free.
01:45:54 Oh, I saw that.
01:45:54 They went back to back and I was like, okay,
01:45:58 how did I know that?
01:46:00 That's a fart.
01:46:02 This is a real car.
01:46:03 Put the man in.
01:46:05 I wouldn't be happy.
01:46:06 Well, if he's clipping him in, all the people are playing
01:46:09 because they smell it.
01:46:11 Well, I mean, he could just be playing the audio.
01:46:14 Yeah, that's what he could be playing.
01:46:16 That's right.
01:46:17 He's not actually.
01:46:17 Yeah, he's not actually fast.
01:46:18 He's just pretending.
01:46:21 Oh it's good point.
01:46:21 Does he always have his hand in his pocket
01:46:23 because that's what he's pushing the button.
01:46:24 Yeah. It's I mean it's
01:46:27 a little jackass.
01:46:29 He little little behind the scenes with this guy.
01:46:32 Since we're not going to laugh, he's been doing this for six years.
01:46:36 Every day I think more of
01:46:40 the farts. Yes, just the farts.
01:46:41 He's got a team. Because obviously someone's filming.
01:46:45 Obviously, he's got a thing in his pocket.
01:46:48 Good. Yeah. I didn't notice the thing in his pocket.
01:46:50 So you ruined it.
01:46:51 Well, he's just he's got it like it couldn't be any more obvious.
01:46:54 Like.
01:46:56 Oh, well,
01:46:59 I mean, you can get in trouble for chemical warfare if it's real.
01:47:02 That's a salt.
01:47:03 I'm pretty sure if you fart on somebody, that's assault.
01:47:07 I did almost drop a fart
01:47:10 as I was leaving the train, just like, but I did.
01:47:13 I was like, man, shit. I guess I'm like, I can tell you.
01:47:15 Just, like, drop a fart, walk out in an elevator,
01:47:17 and the next you're in elevator with people.
01:47:19 Come on. I'm by myself.
01:47:21 Yeah, but then if somebody is there and you're walking out of it,
01:47:25 you know, it was me. It was.
01:47:26 It was like, no, I got in here.
01:47:29 I mean, I've done that where it smells like weed, where I walk in the elevator.
01:47:32 I'm like, I'm going to get around here smoking weed.
01:47:34 I don't care if somebody thinks it's me
01:47:35 smoking weed because, like, I'm I'm doing it also just not.
01:47:38 So yeah, I'll just have my vapes.
01:47:41 I was at a data center where I work, you know, regularly center, data center.
01:47:46 And I got on the elevator.
01:47:49 I went wherever I was, I don't remember which floor,
01:47:50 how long, and as I was getting off, I was like,
01:47:54 You were like, Sam, better.
01:47:55 I'm obviously I'm changing the name to protect.
01:47:57 But I was like, smells like Sam's been here.
01:48:00 And sure, shit.
01:48:01 As soon as I walked around the corner, there was Sam because it's.
01:48:05 I'm sure here, Sam, as I'm sure he.
01:48:08 So I'm just going to end it there.
01:48:09 It's not weed.
01:48:10 It's not like even a ranked shit smell.
01:48:12 It's just a very distinct.
01:48:15 It's not Cologne by any means.
01:48:16 Sweat and
01:48:19 I can still name Elon Musk.
01:48:21 You can call of Musk. Sam's real name is not Alec.
01:48:24 No, Elon.
01:48:25 All right.
01:48:26 It's it smells like a woman on her period. I'll say it.
01:48:28 I said it.
01:48:29 I'm sorry, Sam, but you never listen to me.
01:48:33 It like you hear that, and that's what you get.
01:48:38 Oh, dude, he farted in the phone while walking by.
01:48:40 That's.
01:48:40 That's what you get after 40,000 times.
01:48:43 He has to get creative. It.
01:48:48 Just landed about as good as I expected. It.
01:48:51 I don't I don't like the.
01:49:04 Well, speaking of shitting your pants.
01:49:07 Yeah.
01:49:08 You want to set this up? Yep.
01:49:10 No, we talked about it last week.
01:49:12 This is just the different angle, which is just like we saw the screen, like.
01:49:18 Yeah.
01:49:19 From the vehicle that that was got clips, but like, you don't realize how,
01:49:24 like when I saw this I'm like, man, that was so low.
01:49:27 Like, you don't realize how low that is.
01:49:30 You know, how low a plane has to get to land.
01:49:33 Zero. Yep. Yeah.
01:49:35 But not this early.
01:49:37 I was literally thinking about this as we were coming in landing.
01:49:39 I'm like, oh, this guy doesn't, like, come too early.
01:49:42 But then I hope he doesn't see this video and go, fuck, I need to come in later.
01:49:45 And then like, you know, write
01:49:48 or slam down faster or like
01:49:49 because he's like, he, you know, oh, I get over the road
01:49:52 because there's always roads when you come down.
01:49:53 I don't know why they need to be this close, but
01:49:56 I know this is the last thing I should be thinking about at this moment
01:49:59 before somebody almost dies.
01:50:00 But come on, United, it looks like somebody
01:50:02 spray painted with a black can of spray paint.
01:50:04 United on the side of your plane.
01:50:06 What kind of livery, though?
01:50:08 What kind of a like a couple ones that.
01:50:11 I'm sure they'll have a few of them down the road here.
01:50:13 That's a spirit on them.
01:50:14 So yeah. Yeah yeah
01:50:17 yeah. Paint over that yellow.
01:50:18 That's going to be tough. Yeah.
01:50:20 So to be to be clear I'm noticing right now the the plane
01:50:24 that would be repainted.
01:50:26 Yeah I mean it takes at least two coats to just like white
01:50:30 is not going to go that yellow. Right.
01:50:33 It's still going to be yellow over one coat.
01:50:37 It'll just be a lighter yellow.
01:50:42 Obviously we saw these.
01:50:43 Yeah. Yeah.
01:50:47 But that how close that comes to that fucking road in general
01:50:50 is just crazy.
01:50:55 He's a, she.
01:50:59 Including that hole in the plane and marks on the landing gear,
01:51:03 as well as the busted windshield of the truck and
01:51:06 the motherfucker.
01:51:08 And it's a win win win from my point.
01:51:11 Sort of a miracle to me that he even survived it.
01:51:13 Yeah, that's exactly what I was saying.
01:51:15 Believe you. But you.
01:51:18 But you best believe
01:51:21 what I give grifter.
01:51:22 You selling now?
01:51:25 Well, it's definitely not real, so.
01:51:27 But I'm going to play it anyway.
01:51:29 Okay? The real.
01:51:32 It's not real.
01:51:32 Oh, I said this in this corner at 143 pounds, with safety glasses and a wheel
01:51:37 to not just no plastic, but also real bargains and, you know,
01:51:42 the kid wise beyond, you know, there's a reason this reminded me of the kid.
01:51:46 Hi, guys. I'm the kid.
01:51:49 There's a reason this reminded me of the kid.
01:51:52 Hell yeah.
01:51:54 Where to go is not the kid, but
01:51:59 the theme is the.
01:52:00 I don't know if, the clips get shown tonight.
01:52:03 It is.
01:52:04 Dungeon master has placed you in a dreadfully precarious position.
01:52:07 You're playing the most vulnerable game with your skin grows cold grips
01:52:13 such as dragons not to survive.
01:52:15 It's not liquid. Decisive.
01:52:17 Your choices are limited.
01:52:18 And stand in light.
01:52:20 Or will you use your lightning bolt?
01:52:24 Hell, yeah.
01:52:25 Victory is yours.
01:52:27 Win the treasure.
01:52:28 TSR hobby, Dungeons and Dragons.
01:52:29 Okay, I'm not your.
01:52:31 I'm all I do a dirty guy get yours various position.
01:52:34 Please do in a dreadfully precarious position.
01:52:37 You're playing the most phenomenal game of a creation.
01:52:39 Survival depends on a quick, decisive.
01:52:42 Oh, I most alarming. Okay, where do you go?
01:52:44 You're playing this position.
01:52:46 You're playing the most phenomenal game ever created.
01:52:48 Your skill there is. Oh, that guy.
01:52:51 I'm a bard. All I do is the bard.
01:52:55 What's a bard that serves alcohol a way?
01:52:58 The cast spells, I don't know, yeah, it doesn't look good.
01:53:03 Bard or a beaver.
01:53:05 Loud and proud man.
01:53:07 I don't know, it just reminded me of a kid.
01:53:09 I can't get the kid.
01:53:10 Come on. Low IQ.
01:53:12 I guess you could say I'm to come.
01:53:14 I missed the kid.
01:53:16 It's like Dungeons and Dragons
01:53:19 commercial.
01:53:20 So I sent it in this.
01:53:22 That's what happened.
01:53:24 That is really bizarre.
01:53:25 And this is attorney Mark Bernstein. Motorcade.
01:53:28 This is a commercial.
01:53:30 Them can get you. Is it?
01:53:31 What you get something I don't get commercial events one 800.
01:53:36 I'll just the first time Monday night.
01:53:39 Yeah.
01:53:40 Oh the Pistons played tonight in they. Yeah.
01:53:43 Oh wait that
01:53:46 no taping it.
01:53:49 I have avoided human contact. You.
01:53:51 Oh you're the rabid beaver.
01:53:54 Watch him Chuck this motherfucker.
01:53:59 Like they're laughing.
01:54:00 But this is not really funny.
01:54:01 But, I mean, I still, I think, isn't that pile of.
01:54:05 It's got rabies. I believe it has rabies.
01:54:08 Isn't that giant pile of sticks right there?
01:54:10 It's dead hag.
01:54:13 The giant pile of fags.
01:54:15 Whatever you want to say. Whatever helps.
01:54:17 So to me is just a giant fag.
01:54:21 It's called a fagot.
01:54:22 Is it a fagot or a pile of sticks?
01:54:24 You don't need to say a pile of fagots or a small bundle of sticks.
01:54:28 Is a fagot.
01:54:30 I think it depends if it's on fire or not.
01:54:32 It's all it would be.
01:54:33 A bunch of fagots and young rabbits.
01:54:35 I see they're saying rabid beaver, but I don't think it is.
01:54:38 I think it's a reasonable beaver. I think it's just.
01:54:41 It's just a mother.
01:54:41 Yeah. Just being perfectly protecting its den mother.
01:54:44 Protecting its back.
01:54:45 You know, you know, he's rabid and completely offensive.
01:54:49 Is the humans in this? Yeah.
01:54:52 Billy Irish eyelash would be proud of me.
01:54:55 Irish.
01:54:57 So in this
01:54:57 case, you can throw beavers, you can throw beavers,
01:55:01 or you can love beavers, but you can't do both, You can.
01:55:05 You can't throw rocks and, seal, but you can chuck a beaver
01:55:09 who kicked it in the face.
01:55:12 You can tune a piano, but you can't tune a beaver.
01:55:18 He's he's like, get out of here.
01:55:20 You got here, you see, dog friendly, howling like a dog.
01:55:24 Yeah. He's like, hey, you want to be our friend?
01:55:26 What are you doing with my friend?
01:55:28 Beavers are not food. Oh.
01:55:35 And to be to be clear,
01:55:37 unless you're leaving at this point, you're just pausing the inevitable.
01:55:40 The beavers there.
01:55:41 Yeah, yeah, the beavers very clear his intention.
01:55:44 He wants you out of there. Get out of there or I'm coming back.
01:55:50 That's a big beaver,
01:55:53 I mean, beavers can be big.
01:55:56 That's an exceptionally big beaver.
01:56:00 I think it's like, one time I been to the Detroit
01:56:04 Zoo many times, I one time I saw the beaver in the exhibit.
01:56:07 I've joked for years that the beaver didn't exist because it's never around.
01:56:12 You can never see it.
01:56:13 I have no idea where it is or if it even is.
01:56:15 They redid the exhibit like several years ago.
01:56:18 Or is that the one you can climb underneath and put your head up in a jar?
01:56:22 No. That's the they got rid of that one.
01:56:24 They didn't ever replace it.
01:56:25 They were doing a whole revamp. I haven't been there at all.
01:56:27 But I do do the sunset at the zoo.
01:56:30 Event, which is a great fucking event.
01:56:33 Cost 200, 225 a ticket, but, drinks.
01:56:37 There is no kids there.
01:56:38 You get to have the zoo all night.
01:56:40 Yeah, there's no kids there.
01:56:41 Oh, that's what's the point of the zoo, then?
01:56:43 You're either a pedophile or a fucking parent.
01:56:47 Yeah, there's no point. They're all gone.
01:56:48 So you get to stroll around the zoo and get drunk, and.
01:56:52 And it's also at night, too.
01:56:53 So the animals are a bit more active.
01:56:58 Is that better for the.
01:57:02 The sex
01:57:04 I with the animals. With the with each other.
01:57:05 I mean, like they're more active when I,
01:57:08 when you hear animals active, that's the only thing I think of
01:57:11 eating or fucking.
01:57:14 That's all I really ever think about anyways, with even without
01:57:16 animals, human beings too either eating, sleeping, fucking, repeat.
01:57:22 I don't know where I
01:57:23 was going with this, cept I'm hungry
01:57:26 soon.
01:57:27 Don't be a rama, Rama.
01:57:28 I've heard that before.
01:57:33 I just
01:57:35 don't best it like.
01:57:37 I'm so sorry for some backstory.
01:57:40 This is an actual public service.
01:57:43 An out video from this place.
01:57:46 I don't I'm not going to.
01:57:50 Say where they are
01:57:51 just since they start finding like a
01:57:55 like for like.
01:57:58 This stuff like this.
01:58:02 Don't buy beer. I mean no sniffing gasoline.
01:58:05 Oh my.
01:58:05 Happy birthday my Franken we spent together.
01:58:10 Look at us.
01:58:11 We can sniff fresh. Yeah.
01:58:13 Oh no, I don't remember this one.
01:58:15 It was just like a
01:58:17 m. It's been strong for one another.
01:58:20 This was this. I'm sorry, a little backstory.
01:58:23 So we have, Native Americans and we have reservations where the,
01:58:28 Indians know what we call Native Americans live.
01:58:31 But promise promises because they're isolated and usually
01:58:34 in very, very, very, very isolated poor regions, rural, rural,
01:58:39 they're isolated and very, very, very, very isolated.
01:58:42 So those neighborhoods are usually not that good.
01:58:43 They're usually, you know, little trailers, poor shitholes.
01:58:49 Sorry. Trailer.
01:58:50 This is, Australia. This is the Aborigines,
01:58:53 which is their native.
01:58:55 And they have to come up.
01:58:56 They don't get paid from the government or people do.
01:59:00 I think they might, but they have to come up
01:59:02 with these public service announcements so that they stop sniffing gas.
01:59:05 Come on, come on, come on, come on. Yeah.
01:59:08 Come over. Come on.
01:59:11 We didn't need us until the lunch.
01:59:15 I'm Josh, is that true?
01:59:18 I can hear you, bitch.
01:59:20 I am, it's not as good as pants.
01:59:23 What's in your pants?
01:59:24 But it's pretty good with your brain.
01:59:26 You say we.
01:59:28 You understand?
01:59:31 Do you understand? Trump?
01:59:32 Why can't you put the petrol in the cupboard? Got.
01:59:38 No I mean I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm sitting up you know.
01:59:42 No, I'm a doctor I'm, I don't I'm not your grandma.
01:59:45 Don't be grandma. Grandma. Go grandma. So
01:59:49 like your friends.
01:59:51 Take your family there with you.
01:59:54 Yeah. Oh, no.
01:59:55 I don't know what I don't want it.
02:00:00 When you stop, your brain will be do.
02:00:03 Yeah.
02:00:04 Come on, come on, come on, come on.
02:00:06 Yeah.
02:00:07 Come on, come on, come on.
02:00:10 We got to lead us all to Dallas.
02:00:14 You don't scratch your right.
02:00:17 Can you put your petrol in the highway?
02:00:21 Says don't be run around us messing with.
02:00:25 There we go.
02:00:26 This fucking contractor motherfucker.
02:00:28 No. Or shall I go on to the petrol pump?
02:00:32 I can't you put your petrol in the car.
02:00:35 It goes.
02:00:37 Don't be like my mum.
02:00:38 I set it up, you know. She.
02:00:44 Can make us look us up.
02:00:46 Sorry again.
02:00:47 Bad timing.
02:00:48 You not that you.
02:00:50 You rub my.
02:00:51 Rub my butt naked because I'm a rom com.
02:00:55 Yeah, yeah.
02:00:57 Been riding Osama I can.
02:00:59 Yeah.
02:01:01 Oh, everything's backwards because we're in the southern hemisphere.
02:01:05 She's in my truck.
02:01:07 You are
02:01:10 in us. Okay?
02:01:12 You like this?
02:01:13 You know, she's precious.
02:01:16 I'm like, yeah. Oh, no.
02:01:17 I'm. I'm pretty hungry.
02:01:19 You see it from like, a jug,
02:01:24 but you it for a bottle to spend so that you break down the decision making.
02:01:31 I get four choices.
02:01:33 Shipping containers, the carry guns.
02:01:36 Not the language in the cart.
02:01:38 Those use your brains,
02:01:42 but they're sniffing gas, and they don't even end in a preposition.
02:01:46 That reminds me, guys,
02:01:48 how are you guys doing on, homo? Man?
02:01:53 Well, I mean,
02:01:55 I think I'm old in April is my holy grail.
02:02:00 Oh, you're not supposed to do homos in my soul in pain cleaner, right?
02:02:03 Right.
02:02:04 Oh, this is pain cleaner.
02:02:06 I can't afford to mow my lawn.
02:02:09 It's $5 a gallon, I am cleaner, I will use it.
02:02:14 I paid $90. Go. Coming.
02:02:17 My name is Danielle.
02:02:18 Yes. I'd rather pay for extra for gas than have Covid.
02:02:22 That's it.
02:02:22 That's a paper of I can't afford to sniff gasoline.
02:02:27 Inhaler.
02:02:28 The patches, the candles.
02:02:29 But the rub is my favorite, right.
02:02:32 Put it on.
02:02:33 Why wouldn't it be cheaper to get like, meth or women eat or heroin?
02:02:36 Yeah, anything that kind of coats your.
02:02:39 Although water is way more expensive than gasoline.
02:02:42 Bitch. There she is.
02:02:44 Oh yeah, it is.
02:02:48 What's going on here?
02:02:49 Morning.
02:02:50 The first thing I do is I roll over, sit up and smell.
02:02:53 Good recap.
02:02:54 But I, I so I so I
02:03:00 oh, I think people killing me.
02:03:04 Could we give much.
02:03:06 I just love that we don't even know you call.
02:03:09 That's my favorite part of the show.
02:03:10 Oh no. Oh.
02:03:14 For a fix.
02:03:16 I don't even know how to explain how it smells.
02:03:18 I just love the smell of it.
02:03:20 How it makes my nose feel inside the back of my throat.
02:03:22 I do like the smell of gas, just
02:03:25 not enough the width of it.
02:03:27 Theresa I usually frost, but I,
02:03:29 I think I smell his gas. Can
02:03:33 is that a euphemism for his asshole? I'm.
02:03:35 And that was all. Hey, can I smell your gas?
02:03:37 Can now just ask for water bottles
02:03:40 filled with gasoline throughout the house for easy access.
02:03:43 No matter where I'm at, I have.
02:03:45 How come nobody has said the obvious?
02:03:47 I keep it either in my purse or in my jacket pocket.
02:03:50 When I eat, it's sitting right there at the kitchen table case.
02:03:53 I get that urge. Lame man.
02:03:55 Are you kidding me?
02:03:59 That might make me feel bad.
02:04:02 It's not.
02:04:03 It's going to give you a headache.
02:04:09 Weird.
02:04:10 Or the first thing that hits me is the smell of gas.
02:04:12 Smells like you're walking into a garage, and now we're smelling gas.
02:04:15 What, are you kidding me? And you kidding me?
02:04:18 You don't like it? Go upstairs, which doesn't have gasoline.
02:04:21 Watch out.
02:04:22 She does get very angry.
02:04:23 Yeah, but when it gets to under your health, I go into your brain.
02:04:27 I don't know, I can't answer that, but I'm not going to sit here
02:04:29 and have you throw it in my face when you know you're not throwing it in.
02:04:32 Do not throw the gasoline face.
02:04:34 You like it, but you're still yelling. Get.
02:04:38 Theresa doesn't work and is supported by her boyfriend.
02:04:41 There it is.
02:04:43 It's almost $400 a month on her.
02:04:46 She's on.
02:04:48 You guys ever wonder that we have just how how that
02:04:51 people that have so much free time end up being crazy?
02:04:54 Like I don't have time to be thinking we're 30.
02:04:57 Yeah, we're 30 with family. Right.
02:04:58 So the gas station, if I stop and think about it for four weeks or so,
02:05:02 I might think I'm crazy.
02:05:03 She chose the gas over allegedly something
02:05:08 you remember 30.
02:05:09 Oh my God, since about 1995,
02:05:12 because of my memory loss, I have to use,
02:05:17 dark sake.
02:05:19 She forgot.
02:05:20 I don't have to use it. I remember to stuff.
02:05:22 I just packed up all my stuff.
02:05:24 Yeah. Wow.
02:05:26 Even outside of my purse. Sometimes. What?
02:05:32 I don't
02:05:34 know,
02:05:36 and the past
02:05:38 six years, I have had major stomach problems.
02:05:41 I've had problems? Yeah.
02:05:44 Thank you. Out. The gasoline could be killing her.
02:05:46 It just makes me just want to curl up in a ball and cry.
02:05:50 Cuz I can't get through to where nobody side hurts.
02:05:53 It could be the sword that you have stuck in a day without it
02:05:57 I don't know if I could or not.
02:05:59 Woman that strong genetics.
02:06:02 Yeah I like her.
02:06:03 She needs to know that she's very loved.
02:06:07 She needs to stop.
02:06:11 You can't stop.
02:06:14 My name is Danielle.
02:06:14 I'm 33 years old, and it's Antonio, Texas.
02:06:18 And I
02:06:21 was at the end.
02:06:23 This is the end.
02:06:24 Goddamn it,
02:06:25 Antonio.
02:06:28 And the competition is more chaotic than ever.
02:06:30 Somewhere I have an explosion noise that I can't seem to find.
02:06:33 But isn't anybody worried about the obvious?
02:06:35 Like, who cares how she feels?
02:06:38 Isn't she going to blow the fucking house up?
02:06:40 Well,
02:06:41 I know there wasn't a lot of gasoline, but the fumes from a couple of bottles.
02:06:46 Yeah, yeah, if it collected, it might not be good.
02:06:53 This is actually one of the
02:06:54 safest places to ride your bike because there are no car.
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02:07:13 This number 30.
02:07:14 How can my video shown on your video?
02:07:16 Why are we doing it?
02:07:17 Wow. They're both.
02:07:18 They're both on the screen at once.
02:07:20 That makes no sense.
02:07:22 I love it.
02:07:24 They're playing both.
02:07:27 Mind playing?
02:07:29 It's happening though.
02:07:30 Oh, here he comes.
02:07:35 It's another gas can.
02:07:37 Makes it hard to see.
02:07:39 Oh, there's the other one moving.
02:07:46 You know, check
02:07:47 if the door is open first before you bashing in.
02:07:51 Yeah, yeah.
02:07:53 You know, there's no reason to record door.
02:07:56 So you're going to burn his car to
02:07:57 or the car that he's has stolen?
02:08:01 No, but this is a dispensary.
02:08:04 Oh, he got himself on fire. That's cute.
02:08:07 He ran so fast, though.
02:08:08 The oxygen made it go out.
02:08:14 But maybe it should.
02:08:17 The shoes on fire thing is kind of cool, though.
02:08:21 Like a cool running effect.
02:08:24 Makes it look like you're going really fast.
02:08:27 So what do you think?
02:08:28 Competitive. Hit.
02:08:32 You think it's a competitor?
02:08:37 Well, I mean, inside job insurance.
02:08:41 Oh, a good way to, to,
02:08:46 you know, snuff out our competitors to, you know,
02:08:50 you can salt the earth, you can put sugar in their gas, you could,
02:08:54 poison the well, or you can call what they're offering.
02:08:58 Griff.
02:09:01 To discredit them.
02:09:06 And all.
02:09:06 All it takes is,
02:09:09 you know, one little lie
02:09:12 or set fire.
02:09:14 Can't spell grift without lie.
02:09:19 I never thought of it that way.
02:09:22 It it doesn't make sense that way.
02:09:30 These videos need audio.
02:09:33 I want to hear the crack.
02:09:34 What the doctor doing.
02:09:38 It doesn't look like they were very good at the fire.
02:09:40 Just this loud noise.
02:09:43 That's the gas. Do.
02:09:46 Yeah. As above.
02:09:48 So below.
02:09:49 God damn it!
02:09:53 When I watch him.
02:09:53 Basement farmer two without you or anywhere to do that.
02:09:57 We did this to Brady and Joshua Brady
02:10:01 and or Gary, as above and so below.
02:10:05 Because he's so close Brady.
02:10:07 And for sure we're doing it our way.
02:10:10 We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady.
02:10:14 And your show it Brady and draw.
02:10:17 It's their show now Brady draw.
02:10:29 I think, Gary can eat a big bag of dicks.
02:10:33 You two can send somebody a bag of dicks
02:10:35 if you go to bag of diet Dexcom,
02:10:39 they have their basic bag of dicks,
02:10:43 a singing bag of dicks,
02:10:46 an evil bag of dicks.
02:10:49 Gary's wife's favorite,
02:10:51 the big black bag of dicks.
02:10:57 I don't read cheaters only.
02:10:59 I don't know about that.
02:11:00 I don't know anything about that.
02:11:04 So you can get a 16 bag of dicks for $70.
02:11:08 And right now, if you act now, if you act now, call 15863 ranch three.
02:11:14 You will not get a bag of dicks, because we have nothing to do with this.
02:11:16 But if you go to their website and get it, you can get 50% off
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02:11:25 There's no promo code.
02:11:26 It's just 50% off.
02:11:29 That's a bag of Dexcom.
02:11:38 So everyone's favorite part of the show, we wait.
02:11:40 Not Gary leaving. That's just a bad time.
02:11:42 Pick up that helicopter.
02:11:46 For the buffet from the pulpit.
02:11:50 There are people who get in the helicopter.
02:11:53 Accidents and,
02:12:01 There's a safe crash.
02:12:07 African aviation highlights.
02:12:09 He dreams of soaring with the buds in an aircraft built with his own 212.
02:12:14 Other aircraft he has built before have all the electric off.
02:12:17 He old things will be different this time.
02:12:18 The 13th time
02:12:20 the Indians attempted to ride brother.
02:12:23 And now I know these are all the African aviation milestones.
02:12:27 And any questions about you.
02:12:29 Then another dream. The team you.
02:12:31 They know that like
02:12:33 to go air travel, commercial air travel without.
02:12:38 I don't think they do.
02:12:39 But it seems to me that the propeller is not even going to take off.
02:12:44 We had our first flight on November.
02:12:54 We tested the seat on the aircraft and it was okay.
02:12:58 So those are the Richard
02:13:01 government and had our computer.
02:13:02 Why wouldn't
02:13:03 you obviously have?
02:13:06 I mean, have you
02:13:07 don't know like.
02:13:11 Like,
02:13:13 do you?
02:13:16 Know you want to sell it.
02:13:17 My intention is to show to the look the.
02:13:19 You can do what?
02:13:20 Oh my.
02:13:23 The resulting short circuit was.
02:13:29 About.
02:13:31 Us. You know.
02:13:32 No. He's
02:13:33 flying to history books with homemade helicopter and sky high ambitions.
02:13:40 Wait, dude, he made it out of an RV.
02:13:41 I think we're a land.
02:13:45 Yeah,
02:13:46 I don't know.
02:13:48 Yeah.
02:13:50 It's word.
02:13:52 Wait, it might be.
02:13:52 Would?
02:13:54 Yeah. That's wood.
02:13:55 I just saw the stairs
02:13:57 hatch door that, he filled the opposite way
02:14:00 and then put it over the propellers not even moving.
02:14:03 You see that?
02:14:04 You see, I was going to say to aircraft.
02:14:08 That door, it
02:14:10 he it was off and the other way around when he painted it.
02:14:14 And then for some reason he needed to like, turn it completely over.
02:14:18 Right. Yeah.
02:14:21 But I wonder what what the what happened then?
02:14:23 He needed to do that.
02:14:25 He forgot.
02:14:27 He just forgot. Right?
02:14:28 He he put the hinges on it and then went to put it back up there
02:14:32 and went fucking put the hinges on the wrong side.
02:14:34 No, no.
02:14:34 So he painted the whole thing white, cut the door out.
02:14:38 I'm sorry.
02:14:38 He he painted that white, painted the stripe, pull the door off,
02:14:41 put it off to the side
02:14:43 and then applied all the hardware and went to put it back on and went motherfucker,
02:14:47 he put all the hardware on the wrong side.
02:14:49 He's like, I could either fix it and then there's holes in my helicopter.
02:14:51 It's not going to fly.
02:14:53 He it's clearly a float though,
02:14:55 because I would be scared just based on that would be like, hold on.
02:15:00 Yes, I can already tell that that's something happened.
02:15:02 And that's essentially problems.
02:15:05 Like you're just racist.
02:15:07 Oh hold on, this is even worse.
02:15:08 Thursday last week it was communities
02:15:10 that used to be a wheelbarrow step that became manufacturing in.
02:15:14 So number 29 would fit in well at his back.
02:15:17 You know, because you don't trust people for the offs.
02:15:22 But it was supposed to go before, but the plane collapsed.
02:15:25 But Gary suggested we jump to 30 because of the fire.
02:15:28 So I did, and I especially
02:15:30 in cockpit this nut, this is actually
02:15:34 the second and third day without much success.
02:15:36 This is actually, promising about 203 to make sure if it's night,
02:15:40 like if you're like, oh, I'm going to build my own plane.
02:15:43 And then, yeah, they have a great
02:15:45 they have a grinding wheel and a screwdriver.
02:15:47 That's my first tip. Hey, they have a grinding wheel on a screwdriver.
02:15:49 We might be on to something here.
02:15:53 Most so in a spirited move they give the aircraft momentum fatigue.
02:15:57 But then I would go, wait a minute.
02:16:00 What?
02:16:01 Why are there for.
02:16:03 They test this.
02:16:04 Like did they how much did they test the wing like.
02:16:08 Because a lot of times they just nosedive and shit.
02:16:11 That's why they like they've got defender on me.
02:16:13 I collapsed once again.
02:16:16 Oh so I'm sorry.
02:16:18 The wheels. Wheels. Okay. Wheels is an important test.
02:16:20 If it doesn't roll, it's probably not going to fly.
02:16:23 I know there's a lot of people that probably say, well,
02:16:25 no, a plane could fly without wheels, but you get my point.
02:16:29 I'm pretty sure I could attach wheels to a cart and roll it
02:16:31 and it wouldn't fall off.
02:16:32 And I'm an idiot, but these guys could not do that.
02:16:35 And I know the plane's probably a lot heavier than what you would expect.
02:16:39 Okay, I'll go back.
02:16:40 Good. And, design the landing gear better.
02:16:42 And here's a tip. Africa.
02:16:44 Don't learn how to make a plane.
02:16:46 First learn how to make a runway.
02:16:50 I think it's the rocks in the
02:16:53 desert there that you're having trouble with.
02:16:57 What did his judgment do?
02:16:58 You got to be clear.
02:16:59 They kind of put the weight of 800. Could you plane.
02:17:02 He knows he's smart.
02:17:04 Clearly, the wheels cannot support the weight of the plane.
02:17:07 And I think it's more or nothing to do with the dynamics.
02:17:10 Okay,
02:17:12 this is why I is going to kick our ass.
02:17:14 Because
02:17:16 they can fly
02:17:18 every style plane and then pick the best one where we can't.
02:17:21 Or at least people in Africa can't even find one. But.
02:17:32 Oh, you put it at full screen. One.
02:17:39 Essentially what they're doing.
02:17:41 So this is my.
02:17:43 Yeah.
02:17:43 The goal is you aim in the water.
02:17:45 Anyways. I think it's good. The.
02:17:49 Oh, the water's getting fucked up.
02:17:54 Is it really shallow there or did
02:17:55 they hit the water hard and confused?
02:18:02 I think it's that shallow.
02:18:04 Like every five feet or
02:18:08 how much are they?
02:18:13 Yeah, it's a couple feet over.
02:18:16 They're going to be good at touchdown
02:18:19 game.
02:18:26 Okay.
02:18:27 So do we go back to the.
02:18:31 I'm gonna have to go back to black white people.
02:18:33 Save that for the end.
02:18:39 Captain, he's
02:18:40 passed out behind the wheel is passed up.
02:18:43 I know he said captain, like Cap Crunch.
02:18:46 He didn't say captain, did he?
02:18:48 He said captain.
02:18:50 Who's he talking?
02:18:50 That's, that's code switching.
02:18:52 That's like when I. Never mind
02:18:56 talking to the person who's on his boat.
02:18:57 That's the captain.
02:18:58 Captain. He's passed out behind the wheel.
02:19:00 His captain.
02:19:01 He's just passed up behind the wheel patrol.
02:19:04 And then.
02:19:06 Oh. Did he make it through the bridge?
02:19:13 No way.
02:19:15 Well, that wasn't a bridge.
02:19:16 Those are like old peers.
02:19:18 Piers Morgan.
02:19:21 Is a dude okay?
02:19:23 It's fine.
02:19:24 No. He's awake. Hey.
02:19:27 Good news.
02:19:27 He's awake now.
02:19:31 Imagine being jarred awake and then thrown in cold water.
02:19:34 That dude, he's definitely awake.
02:19:37 Where is he?
02:19:37 Is he still in the seat on the right side there, like I said.
02:19:40 Oh, he rolls on. He rolls out the back of you. Look.
02:19:42 He rolls out the back and he wants a posture.
02:19:44 Oh yeah. Right. Oh yeah. He was in the seat right there.
02:19:46 Now that's where he woke up right then.
02:19:49 Probably.
02:19:52 It's it's
02:19:53 I've always heard that it's safe to wake up when we relaxed.
02:19:57 Yeah. Right.
02:19:58 When you take it up he stories about the, there's a couple stories
02:20:02 about, like, two people that were, like, thrown far distances and tornadoes.
02:20:06 And because, like, they were, like,
02:20:06 knocked out when they hit the ground, they hit the ground, like, just evenly
02:20:11 and just relaxed to where, like, they get injured that much.
02:20:15 I didn't do it.
02:20:16 I just heard about it is a tornado story.
02:20:19 Tornado.
02:20:21 I'm going to keep going with this treachery,
02:20:24 this this Detroit disaster.
02:20:30 Oh, I don't want any I you I
02:20:34 so 911 right here.
02:20:37 Superman.
02:20:37 You know what you put in oh 911 like sorry,
02:20:43 just playing the wrong sound.
02:20:45 Oh, on.
02:20:47 Helicopter, helicopter.
02:20:51 You know what?
02:20:51 I don't have that.
02:20:52 You have that.
02:20:52 I have to just play the video for that.
02:20:55 There are people who get in the helicopter accidents on accident. Man.
02:21:01 Helicopter.
02:21:02 Have you go up in helicopters
02:21:06 for the for the no good.
02:21:09 Often there are people who get into
02:21:13 helicopter accidents on accident. Man.
02:21:16 Shout out to the pre-show.
02:21:18 So. Oh God, oh my God.
02:21:21 Let us pretty close.
02:21:23 Cut it out. Nice like I love you. I love
02:21:28 you, but.
02:21:29 Oh, no.
02:21:30 Hit the building.
02:21:31 Gaza.
02:21:34 Oh, think about it.
02:21:36 To hit.
02:21:36 That's that's got to be hard to hit a building.
02:21:39 There's like so much not building area.
02:21:41 I know you could just hit the wall.
02:21:43 I don't know, hit the water.
02:21:45 It doesn't mean for some stuff.
02:21:48 Not the road.
02:21:49 The road or the water. Yeah.
02:21:52 So maybe man post 911 Gaza Grand theft auto.
02:21:56 Like took the
02:21:58 you were supposed to be able to fly more planes and you were supposed to.
02:22:01 And then they took all the planes out
02:22:03 except planes like that are kind of like this
02:22:05 and have you ever tried to fly them into the building?
02:22:07 It would just, like, bounce off the building, kind of like this plane does.
02:22:11 And I was always upset because it's like, oh, you took this, like, dynamic
02:22:15 away from the game.
02:22:15 That could have been sure,
02:22:18 you know, pre 911 would have been just a fun little thing.
02:22:20 But post 911 it's like, oh no, we don't do that.
02:22:25 But then how will the people learn.
02:22:27 They think they can find a buildings and they'll just bounce off.
02:22:29 Yeah.
02:22:30 But oh yeah, I always assumed that, the, the plane like that
02:22:35 would have to do more damage, but apparently it just bounces off you.
02:22:39 How far
02:22:41 makes you wonder if 911 was real great?
02:22:43 Grand Theft Auto did did get it right.
02:22:46 This means 9/11 proof, by the way.
02:22:49 Take cars.
02:22:50 Yeah.
02:22:50 Nobody talks about building eight.
02:22:55 But for people.
02:22:57 Building eight didn't drop bikes going back just.
02:23:01 Oh probably I go oh you bet on.
02:23:04 Is that.
02:23:07 Dang.
02:23:08 The TMZ thing played anyway.
02:23:11 Give me sound.
02:23:13 Hey hey hey,
02:23:15 what can happen happens.
02:23:17 Help. What? Excuse.
02:23:20 There's a white man yelling about at a bunch of black people in the audience.
02:23:25 Merriment. Open air.
02:23:26 Brandon.
02:23:27 Air pollution because of being too loud.
02:23:29 Apparently,
02:23:31 there are whooping and hollering and being too loud for the white man.
02:23:34 You know?
02:23:36 Oh, wait, why does he have an accent?
02:23:37 Excuse me, everybody.
02:23:40 Hey, hey, hey.
02:23:43 Oh, no, it's not black Africans.
02:23:45 It's better.
02:23:46 It's impossible to speak about culture.
02:23:50 Trust this weirdo.
02:23:51 You're inside. Coming here.
02:23:53 Make like I thought.
02:23:56 I thought being loud and, you know, was just,
02:23:59 American.
02:24:04 African?
02:24:05 I don't think it is
02:24:06 thing, but apparently it's ingrained.
02:24:09 Such a noise deeper than that in the root.
02:24:12 I mean, it's fine. I'm cool with that.
02:24:13 I just didn't know that that was like.
02:24:14 So this is a lack of respect.
02:24:17 So I suggest then you have this if you want to have that to also speak
02:24:21 about somebody else.
02:24:22 Some I mean some skills.
02:24:23 Right, you have by the room.
02:24:26 So you go outside if you want to stay here.
02:24:29 We listen to the people me and we playing the same game.
02:24:32 Crazy, crazy black to you all day.
02:24:36 Okay. You
02:24:38 he, like, says everything except the N-word.
02:24:39 Pretty much.
02:24:41 Do they are they say he's by the N-word in Africa
02:24:43 like a.
02:24:47 You go this is the
02:24:48 that was the Africa forward forward summit in Kenya. So.
02:24:54 That was Macron. Yeah.
02:24:55 The French president
02:24:58 telling all the black people to they're being too loud talking to like you guys.
02:25:02 Y'all are talking too loud.
02:25:04 I'm trying to enjoy this presentation.
02:25:05 Hearing y'all talking too loud.
02:25:07 But the problem with protest and I hate I know you don't want to be interrupted
02:25:10 with your day.
02:25:11 You know, if protest o'clock and they're just talking loud,
02:25:13 I think that they were just who put in other people.
02:25:16 If people can't hear you, it's not as effective.
02:25:21 People don't respect social convention.
02:25:25 They interrupt people when they're talking.
02:25:27 They put towels on chairs.
02:25:32 Do you remember that conversation?
02:25:34 No. There was towels on chair.
02:25:36 Yeah, I was in.
02:25:37 I was on vacation and I had to get up at 530 in the morning
02:25:40 to go reserve my chairs, and I thought I was standing on the chair
02:25:43 and then walked away.
02:25:43 No, I would not put towels on it because everybody had the same fucking towel.
02:25:46 That was a stupid way to reserve it.
02:25:47 I put my undershirts on it,
02:25:50 and then you walked and then.
02:25:51 And then the second day, my dirty laundry.
02:25:54 And then you walked away.
02:25:55 You put your shit on there and then walked away.
02:25:59 I reserved them, correct.
02:26:00 Even though there were signs everywhere I was that reserving it,
02:26:04 it was my no.
02:26:07 Well, if I went down there and there was nobody around,
02:26:10 I would take your shit, set it aside, and I would sit down there.
02:26:13 And then when you zoom in, you would go, you would have every right to do as my the
02:26:18 those are my sheets.
02:26:19 I gave my stuff there.
02:26:21 You would say that to someone.
02:26:23 You would know longer.
02:26:24 Have to worry about that.
02:26:26 Who are you?
02:26:26 Are you are you going to see to me?
02:26:30 I'm one step ahead. I'm one step ahead of you.
02:26:32 Listen, everything that I own that is important to me.
02:26:36 I have to offer to my whole.
02:26:38 Let me finish, let me finish, can I finish?
02:26:40 Can't afford one of the member, one member of the group
02:26:43 that you're with the whole court there at all times.
02:26:47 Preface what I'm saying.
02:26:49 I believe everything you're saying. I agree with what you're saying.
02:26:51 That is the right way. Those are the rules.
02:26:53 But that's not the way everyone else in the world plays.
02:26:55 So you can be the one thing that's not right and move somebody else's stuff
02:26:58 and then get in a huge escalated fight, which you could probably handle yourself.
02:27:01 I probably can't, I wouldn't do that.
02:27:03 Here was my solution. The first night.
02:27:06 First night we got screwed or, you know, first night morning.
02:27:09 We were like, well, fuck, I guess 7:00 when they open is too late.
02:27:15 So I went out there at 530.
02:27:19 I don't want to say what happened that day.
02:27:20 Then the second day I decided for my family of a certain number.
02:27:23 I would reserve twice as many.
02:27:25 So I got a section here and a section there so that if I lost one.
02:27:29 What do you mean reserved them?
02:27:31 I we bought little
02:27:33 chair reserve clips and put an article of our shit.
02:27:37 Then how are you able to buy chair?
02:27:39 Just like what is that? What is a chair reserve clip.
02:27:41 So you went around and a whole horde of chairs.
02:27:46 You went around and clipped different garments
02:27:48 from the clothing that you brought to different chairs.
02:27:51 You know, absurd fact that.
02:27:53 So every chair did that.
02:27:55 So every
02:27:58 you're all, everybody was an asshole.
02:28:00 So you're going to like this, this whole thing, this.
02:28:03 I don't give a shit.
02:28:03 I'm not going to play that fucking.
02:28:05 I'll oh my clip. I have a clip on the chair.
02:28:08 I go like, go to the hotel right away.
02:28:09 I'll be like, what is this shit?
02:28:11 What do we do? This one night?
02:28:13 One night hours or something?
02:28:14 Why don't you just reserve then? Fuck it.
02:28:16 This is how diplomatic I am.
02:28:18 So the one night that I was looking for.
02:28:20 Don't bother with that shit,
02:28:22 but we just leave it to a different beach that doesn't have fucking a bunch.
02:28:25 There are no others out front that there are no other beaches at the all inclusive.
02:28:28 Come down from my room and then I just sit in a chair
02:28:31 or around a bunch of other fuck turds, you know, three feet from me.
02:28:35 Also on the ceiling.
02:28:36 What if what if the people were at the beach?
02:28:38 What if you walked up?
02:28:39 Did you did we show the fight with the. Somebody took a cabana.
02:28:42 So what if you walk up to an area that there's not as many people?
02:28:44 I go to the spot that there's the least amount of people,
02:28:47 and then I do my own thing.
02:28:50 I'm getting off track, though, so yeah,
02:28:53 my question is, is what if there can be?
02:28:56 They know how many people are there?
02:28:58 How many people can stay there, right?
02:28:59 Because there's beds.
02:29:01 Why shouldn't there be?
02:29:02 Or why couldn't there just be a chair for every bed
02:29:06 that would.
02:29:06 So they don't have enough beds? Usually?
02:29:09 Well, but this this is true.
02:29:10 First of all, I may be lame.
02:29:13 I was in Mexico and I went to the beach one time.
02:29:15 We went to the pool.
02:29:16 The rest because it was closer to the bar cleaner.
02:29:19 Nicer, better.
02:29:20 Everything about it was better than the beach.
02:29:25 Yeah.
02:29:25 And I don't know, I like the was the water warm?
02:29:29 The pool was freezing.
02:29:31 It was the gulf. The water was. The water was
02:29:34 nicer
02:29:35 without the cigs, agua, whatever they call the.
02:29:38 Were you afraid of the, sea sharks?
02:29:42 I'm afraid of sharks.
02:29:43 I'm very aware. I'm not afraid of sharks.
02:29:45 But I rather not Stingrays. Rather not.
02:29:47 So come with disclaimer, Steve Irwin.
02:29:52 Yeah. Yes.
02:29:53 No, I mean, no, I wasn't I went in the water.
02:29:55 It wasn't,
02:29:57 I went the water and something that wasn't going to swim up
02:30:00 my pee hole was the least of my worries.
02:30:01 But that, in fact, was my main worry.
02:30:03 You were afraid of the p hole, swimmers.
02:30:05 That's what I've always afraid of. The p hole.
02:30:07 And you're going to you're you're more comfortable with the
02:30:11 disgusting no pool.
02:30:14 No, no.
02:30:15 But they don't I don't they don't shock.
02:30:18 I know they
02:30:18 put chlorine in the Stony Creek water, but they don't put it in the ocean.
02:30:22 I know saltwater I guess, is already its own.
02:30:25 Yeah that's right.
02:30:26 But I'm always
02:30:27 I'm equally worried about something swimming up my pee hole 24 over seven.
02:30:31 We can all feel like the the lakes are constantly, like, replenished over time.
02:30:35 Like it's not always the same stagnant water.
02:30:39 So here's your payoff.
02:30:41 I was acting like devil's advocate and saying the ocean is always
02:30:44 the same stagnant water, which is why it starves local time.
02:30:48 Why is it so quiet?
02:30:50 Is because your volume is probably turned down.
02:30:53 Most of mine where I was kind of pissed off.
02:30:55 I lost my controls too.
02:30:57 That's fantastic too.
02:30:59 Usually I can just double click on a video or hit escape and it changes.
02:31:02 That's the first I'm going to escape.
02:31:03 I'm probably going to close the entire stream.
02:31:05 Sorry, we don't need to hear is gas fucking banter. I can
02:31:09 cue on the other
02:31:10 side of the hotel queue for a longer
02:31:13 for people to out to get the best spot with the towel or the pool.
02:31:17 So why do people do that?
02:31:19 9 a.m. local time.
02:31:20 The queue is pretty long.
02:31:24 We went to the keys. There was this.
02:31:25 There were several areas that you could get up and kind of just sit wherever.
02:31:28 And then there was this whole hoard of benches which looked painful.
02:31:34 They also offer like fishing and shit like that.
02:31:36 And we tried to fish the one morning, and then they already given out
02:31:38 all the fishing rods and we were like, all right, we're just not going to fish,
02:31:42 because obviously we're not going to get up early.
02:31:44 And it was kind of bullshit because there was kids that got denied fishing
02:31:49 and there was like just dumb adults that were like, you know who the worker?
02:31:53 And it's like, dude, get the fuck out here.
02:31:54 Give me like, give the kid the pole.
02:31:57 Like, you don't
02:31:59 hate people.
02:32:00 So a German tourist took it to court
02:32:04 and one
02:32:06 my. What happened?
02:32:08 I don't know, Samsung
02:32:10 something was a German tourist won 850 pounds after he was unable.
02:32:15 I think that's pounds. I don't know what the Ellis could be like.
02:32:18 He was promised a chair and get 1 or 2.
02:32:20 German tourists have won a payout after he was unable to secure a sun chair
02:32:24 on at his holiday resort due to others reserving them
02:32:27 with pool towels.
02:32:32 So there was a fight ensued.
02:32:34 I'm assuming like, no, I don't know, he just
02:32:37 they were for the dam, says
02:32:40 850 els.
02:32:43 We'll just say, well, it should just be like a return
02:32:45 on the money that you spent on the resort, right?
02:32:47 You shouldn't be able to sue for more than you paid, right?
02:32:51 He has.
02:32:51 He said his children were forced to lie on the floor.
02:32:55 The floor?
02:32:56 They have a floor at the beach?
02:32:58 Well, yes.
02:32:59 They didn't have a floor on the beach. You'd fall through the earth.
02:33:01 Well, what do you mean, what do you.
02:33:04 I don't understand what floor?
02:33:07 The ground.
02:33:07 They only lay it on the floor. They weren't allowed.
02:33:09 And hoping that they lay on the floor in their hotel room to lay on the floor.
02:33:13 Yeah, I would have said ground, but I think that's probably a translation
02:33:16 for Germany.
02:33:17 Greece to Manus.
02:33:19 Yeah. Okay. Good point, good point.
02:33:20 The man told the court that the tour operator
02:33:22 failed to enforce the resort's ban on reserving loungers with a towel,
02:33:26 stating the guests who were doing so were not confronted.
02:33:30 So he's with you.
02:33:31 He's like, confront those motherfuckers, move that.
02:33:33 I mean, we're that's there to be confronted.
02:33:35 I just think that it's one of those stupid rules,
02:33:37 kind of like my fucking, neighbor situation at home where the city's like,
02:33:42 oh, that's a civil issue.
02:33:43 And I'm like, thinking,
02:33:44 why is it a civil issue when you have city rules and city laws?
02:33:47 And like, I don't understand.
02:33:50 No, what they meant is we don't want to get off my property.
02:33:52 We don't want to fuck with that. Yeah. We don't want to deal with it.
02:33:54 You deal with it.
02:33:55 So one of the days I was there, I reserved two for chairs and two tables.
02:33:59 You know, with the table being see the configuration just like that.
02:34:03 No. Do you.
02:34:03 I wouldn't put a towel on it. The towels are all the same.
02:34:05 You get it from the towel hut.
02:34:07 I'd be like, well that's my.
02:34:08 Not only is that my chair? That's my towel. What are you going to say?
02:34:10 Because the cards are all the same. The towels are all the same.
02:34:13 They don't have your name or room number on it.
02:34:15 So you, like, come down, put a couple extra things there just for this.
02:34:17 Like a maybe like a beverage or something.
02:34:19 Well so listen so and again I agree with you 100%.
02:34:23 But then I guess I'm just not an I'm not going to come down early and then use it.
02:34:27 I don't understand what what by 5:00 am they all had stuff on them.
02:34:34 But anyway, so one of the days I put my stuff on it,
02:34:36 but I didn't put stuff on the table, so I went over to that would come up,
02:34:39 I would wake up, I come down, I went over to the everyone's towels
02:34:43 and put them in a pile.
02:34:44 I would love to go on their vacation with you.
02:34:46 You would be my hero.
02:34:47 I would even fight with you.
02:34:48 But I just don't have the balls to fight alone, especially on vacation.
02:34:51 Like if I'm a worker driving fuck with me, I will end my day.
02:34:54 I don't have a life for it, but for vacation, I just don't.
02:34:58 I don't confront people on vacation.
02:34:59 I hope and I hope everybody does that to I saw that, yeah, I love that game.
02:35:04 And I just walked away from it
02:35:05 and we went to a different beach where there was less people.
02:35:08 So we didn't have a different beach.
02:35:10 So this was a one day I was there for charity.
02:35:12 I hung out a little beach in the very early morning or the very late evening.
02:35:16 We hung out at the hotel.
02:35:17 I reserved two for chairs and two tables.
02:35:19 When I arrived after breakfast is sit in lounge.
02:35:23 I had two chairs, no tables,
02:35:27 but because I'm the biggest asshole of the world, I reserved two sections.
02:35:31 I walked over to my section and there was you there.
02:35:33 Some guy was like and I said, hey, that's my stuff.
02:35:36 And he was like, oh.
02:35:39 And before he had a chance, he would say, sorry or fuck off.
02:35:42 I said, hey, I'll make you a deal. I'll move my stuff.
02:35:44 You can have these chairs, but you give me the tables.
02:35:46 And he was like, deal?
02:35:49 So I thought I was, you know, pretty slick.
02:35:51 I had tables and chairs. Do you like bargain?
02:35:53 You know, it was like the only night today.
02:35:55 The only day that we didn't have chairs
02:35:57 and get what we wanted was the first night.
02:35:59 But, I mean, you you gotta.
02:36:00 You're the kind of person that yells at a current
02:36:02 while you're getting swept away saying,
02:36:04 you fucker, you're not following the rules.
02:36:06 You're supposed to be still water,
02:36:07 because sometimes you just got to go with the flow.
02:36:08 It's never it's not supposed to be still water. Actually,
02:36:13 I knew you would find option three.
02:36:15 You cheated in the Kobe match.
02:36:16 The ocean isn't supposed to be still water.
02:36:19 I was in a river in my analogy.
02:36:21 I was in a river with a high current.
02:36:24 You could either go with the flow and try to swim to the side or go like to.
02:36:28 I'm a tough swimmer, I can fucking.
02:36:30 I'll fuck with the current, but you'll probably die.
02:36:32 No, no, the problem would be,
02:36:39 Look,
02:36:40 your brain said there has to be a problem, and now your brain is trying to come up
02:36:43 with that problem. That is crazy.
02:36:46 No, you know I hate you.
02:36:47 I don't know why I hate you, but give me a second.
02:36:52 I don't hate you.
02:36:52 I love paraphrasing, you know, be hilarious.
02:36:56 I wonder if, because people are so stupid and sheepish and assholes like this,
02:37:00 if there was a resort
02:37:01 that had a chair for every single person, that's what I just said.
02:37:05 Still, there has still be assholes coming down.
02:37:07 There still be assholes coming down, putting their towels down, yelling me
02:37:13 fuck your sheets!
02:37:13 Better than that shit, this is better than that water, dude.
02:37:17 So listen, I'll even admit it.
02:37:18 I didn't get the fuck I didn't get the group for.
02:37:21 I didn't get the two groups of four chairs because I thought I was slick.
02:37:24 I got it because I wasn't sure which one had more sun in the afternoon,
02:37:29 and I was going to leave the four chairs completely empty
02:37:31 until the second half of the day. Moved across the pool.
02:37:34 So yeah, nowhere else to go in the area.
02:37:37 Or, you know,
02:37:37 you were in Mexico, so you don't necessarily want to leave the resort.
02:37:40 I had nowhere else.
02:37:41 No, due to in Cancun, there is no, I, I guess toward the city there might be
02:37:46 private beach, I mean, public beaches, but they're all resort beaches.
02:37:50 You need a keycard to get to your fucking resorts beach.
02:37:53 Even I, I mean, I guess you could swim through the water.
02:37:55 I didn't think of it that way.
02:37:56 Could have dove into the water and swam to another beach.
02:37:59 I suppose I could have found it, I yeah, just hung up.
02:38:01 Hung out on the fringe of the beach on. You don't own this part.
02:38:04 It's still what?
02:38:07 You could.
02:38:08 You could do that.
02:38:10 You would be crazy.
02:38:10 All of those rules apply in different countries.
02:38:13 Maybe not.
02:38:15 I doubt it.
02:38:17 Here's my favorite show.
02:38:21 Since he's been gone long enough, nobody misses him.
02:38:23 But we're going to hear from Matt Green in there.
02:38:25 How do you know who he is?
02:38:26 And welcome to Flash Ranch Live.
02:38:29 Today our screen flash cast.
02:38:31 It's not Halloween in May and it is Star Wars Day.
02:38:34 And that's why I wear my Chewbacca shirt.
02:38:36 And tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo.
02:38:38 So if you're not Mexican at the Star Wars Day, may the force be with you.
02:38:42 But today I had to look up the difference between yelling, screaming, and shouting
02:38:45 and some interesting things.
02:38:47 Margaret Thatcher the first.
02:38:49 May the force be with you.
02:38:50 In 1979, I got up for shouting.
02:38:53 You know we are closer to synonymous,
02:38:55 but not not really screaming more in terror, shock, that kind of thing.
02:38:58 Shouting is just speaking loudly so that you can be heard at a distance
02:39:02 or over loud noises.
02:39:03 And yelling is more angry with words.
02:39:05 So screaming doesn't necessarily involve words.
02:39:07 Shouting is using words, but loudly and yelling.
02:39:10 Thanks for sharing the link in Rumble
02:39:13 with Terry.
02:39:14 We've been talking a lot about Tourette syndrome,
02:39:16 and if it's possible to sabotage yourself, we have a friend next in the show go!
02:39:20 But today the topic was brought to me by a very old friend of the show,
02:39:23 our youngest contributor, The Kid, and he told me about a 1967 short
02:39:27 story by Harlan Ellison called I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream.
02:39:31 Interesting me by this title.
02:39:33 It's got an Oxford comma, and that's not even the first problem
02:39:36 I have with it, but low IQ, I guess I figured comma.
02:39:38 So I have my own Oxford comma
02:39:40 and I must scream loud and my expert comment is superfluous.
02:39:44 It adds no IQ. I guess you could say I don't.
02:39:46 I don't spend a lot of time on this.
02:39:48 I just pick the words and however transcribe.
02:39:50 I don't text anything in the drop. So that was
02:39:54 I was doing the, low IQ, I guess you it's funny you say that,
02:39:57 my next up to was, is I'm going to upgrade the,
02:40:02 transcribing to know who was saying what instead of just rant.
02:40:06 You know, you can only search words now, but we don't know who said what.
02:40:08 But we're about to.
02:40:10 But it's more fun this way because I can't puts everything in there.
02:40:14 I don't have time to change the words.
02:40:15 The parrot, it says what we said. Three months.
02:40:18 The set up for the parrot.
02:40:19 Actually uncomfortable situation. He's singing.
02:40:22 It has nothing.
02:40:22 It gives us no more than a missing accent crouton.
02:40:25 When we do doing that, that's.
02:40:26 I'm also going to improve Gary, because when I upload him
02:40:29 to the AI, the AI asked me how good of a singer is he?
02:40:32 And I put tone deaf, which is why he I think he talk sings.
02:40:36 But if I say he's, I don't know what a good singers call.
02:40:40 I think I will make him sing much better or sketchy, but I must scream.
02:40:44 Must I have to when I can't?
02:40:45 And that's the paradox.
02:40:46 The setup for the paradox.
02:40:48 Bad situation.
02:40:50 And this show, as you may or may not know, is a release valve for me.
02:40:54 Hey, you ever heard Gary sing?
02:40:55 I don't think I've ever
02:40:56 wanted to live as a religious individual and not an absolute raving lunatic.
02:40:59 I have a really hard.
02:41:00 I sprinkle a little crazy as I go, and some people use a screaming
02:41:03 as this release valve.
02:41:05 You know, you go into another room, you scream into a pillow.
02:41:07 Careful with this.
02:41:08 It doesn't make the screaming so audible in all cases.
02:41:10 So you still might sound like a raving lunatic,
02:41:12 but if you let these kind of feelings bottle up
02:41:14 and build up and build up and build up, they could blow up.
02:41:17 And I just think it's healthier to release it and to have a release valve.
02:41:19 But let's talk about the short story now.
02:41:22 Like I said, it was the 1967 short story.
02:41:24 So spoiler alert you've had plenty of time to read this.
02:41:28 It's been out there, but I gotta go through the details of the thing.
02:41:30 It's a dystopian future.
02:41:31 It's a post-apocalyptic story that I'll get into the the human character.
02:41:35 I'm going to come in the big day is, am, am,
02:41:38 and it stands for Allied Master Computer.
02:41:42 And in the backstory of this Harlan Ellison short story
02:41:46 was that China, Russia and the United States all had one.
02:41:50 But the first one to be concerned
02:41:52 and conscious and self-aware was the United States. One.
02:41:56 And then it took over the other two.
02:41:58 So three supercomputers combined and half conscious.
02:42:02 And it is self-aware.
02:42:03 And since it is a war computer, its only purpose, the only purpose
02:42:07 of all three of our computers was to make war.
02:42:09 That's all they knew.
02:42:12 So it killed off the entire human race except for five people.
02:42:16 Barney Gore, astronomer, doctor, and Ellen Batty
02:42:19 was the most informed that he ended up changing what he did
02:42:23 for several times in the story, but he ended up settling on the cartoon.
02:42:28 Therefore I am.
02:42:30 So he just gives em and he it.
02:42:32 He got assigned to gender somehow, but he hated the human race, and
02:42:36 I think it was a combination of jealousy or not being able
02:42:40 to do anything about his situation, but
02:42:43 he saw pleasure in torturing these five people that he kept alive.
02:42:46 And not only did he keep them alive, he kept them at the same age
02:42:50 as when they went into his underground library
02:42:53 where he kept them captive, but basically made them immortal.
02:42:57 Like the whole thing starts out with guards there, but
02:43:01 getting all of his blood drained out of his body.
02:43:05 Now that would kill most people, of course,
02:43:08 but it wasn't the whole story after that, after that.
02:43:10 So we made it so that they could not take their own lives.
02:43:13 I'm not sure how a mechanism by which he did this,
02:43:16 but they knew that they couldn't commit suicide. So.
02:43:20 And that would have been a welcome release to the torture to heat.
02:43:23 It was psychological torture.
02:43:25 This was, dystopian, post-apocalyptic torture, psychological, physical torture.
02:43:31 They were always starving to death when they did.
02:43:34 When they did get fed by them, it was something gross.
02:43:37 And the whole thing was grotesque, like there was vomiting and bile and
02:43:41 and sexual assault and
02:43:42 and if you didn't catch that, it was very gore striking him at Ted.
02:43:47 Ted was our narrator, and Ellen the only girl there.
02:43:50 So, you know, the guys took their turn was Allen.
02:43:53 They, you know, so they they took turns.
02:43:55 Ted was paranoid, but he was our incompetent narrator.
02:43:58 Because his paranoia. But that he was in no shape to do it.
02:44:00 He was monkey like. They all had their issues. And then.
02:44:03 So they were in there.
02:44:04 The story starts.
02:44:05 Yeah.
02:44:06 It's only been there 209 years.
02:44:07 So longer than a standard human lifespan.
02:44:10 So they and they still had hopes of getting out of there.
02:44:12 But Ted realizes that there is no hope.
02:44:15 They're never going to escape.
02:44:17 But it comes to their attention that about 100 miles away,
02:44:21 down the labyrinth in the frozen tunnels, they canned goods.
02:44:24 There are there can be imagine peaches and pears and fruit cocktail.
02:44:29 And they imagined all sorts of canned goods like they there were.
02:44:32 And so they so they went off and it was that's the adventure.
02:44:35 That's the the adventure of the story.
02:44:37 And it was they were just put through more like a variety of tortures.
02:44:41 After 109 years of being tortured every single day.
02:44:44 This was even worse than that.
02:44:46 The the journey introduced all sorts of new psychological
02:44:49 and physical tortures to them.
02:44:50 But when they finally did make it to the ice chamber, they found the canned goods.
02:44:55 And in the evil joke twist plot twist, they didn't have a can opener, never did.
02:45:00 So Teddy grabs the stalagmites and slide tights, and it looks like he's
02:45:03 going to try to pierce one of the cans, and he starts killing all of his fellow
02:45:07 captives.
02:45:08 Remember, they couldn't kill themselves, but they could murder each other.
02:45:12 So Alan realizes what he's doing.
02:45:14 He kills Benny or one of the others, and of course there.
02:45:17 And the name documents
02:45:19 that is finally stopped by him before he's able to, well, kill himself.
02:45:22 Because you can't kill yourself in this dystopia.
02:45:25 And so.
02:45:26 And as a punishment for killing off all of his other playthings,
02:45:29 he's only left with ten.
02:45:30 So he turns them into a mouse slug, leaving a trail of slime behind him as is.
02:45:35 He has no mouth, he cannot scream.
02:45:37 And that is the story of I have no mouth, I'm a scream.
02:45:40 In 1995
02:45:42 was adapted to a video game
02:45:43 where you could actually defeat him, but most of the conclusions
02:45:46 were the people die or you become a mouthful of slug.
02:45:49 And I've never played the game.
02:45:51 It is a point and click adventure game, so you just kind to read what's going on.
02:45:55 There's some animation since it came out in 1995.
02:45:59 I think there was a second
02:46:00 release recently, but for more about that story, roll the clip.
02:46:04 Brady. Brady, why are we watching this?
02:46:07 Who is Ted?
02:46:11 Are you are we watching this?
02:46:17 Brady why are we watching this?
02:46:23 That was pretty fun to watch.
02:46:28 Nobody would ever watch this.
02:46:30 Pretty sure I'm out of videos.
02:46:33 Did you watch all nine hours?
02:46:37 I've never watched any of it.
02:46:39 And that's what's gone. So.
02:46:48 You don't.
02:46:51 Have.
02:46:57 106I.
02:47:10 Play.
02:47:23 To 124 we go.
02:47:26 I wake up,
02:47:29 come.
02:47:35 Oh, you. Of.
02:47:44 Us did you?
02:47:45 The night before.
02:47:47 Go by.
02:47:55 On the car.
02:47:59 I. Drove
02:48:08 until I see them. I.
02:48:14 I'm surprised
02:48:15 you didn't bring any alien disclosure stuff.
02:48:18 They just dropped all that amazing footage.
02:48:23 Yeah, I went straight to what you did
02:48:28 to it.
02:48:29 You got.
02:48:35 You know.
02:48:40 Why you come on to me.
02:48:57 That's gross.
02:49:32 You're the guy who tried to, shoot Trump.
02:49:35 Did you see that? He pled not guilty.
02:49:38 I don't know how you do that, I.
02:49:39 So any time I've had to do that, which is very few times,
02:49:43 I didn't get an option to say a word.
02:49:45 They just entered my plea as not guilty.
02:49:49 And they're like, everybody says not guilty, so they just submit that plea.
02:49:53 I was like, what?
02:49:55 What if I just want to say guilty be, you know, be back.
02:49:59 You were with a held back in honor and fucking get on with my life.
02:50:03 Fuck off.
02:50:04 They said, nope.
02:50:05 Everybody pleads not guilty.
02:50:13 Yeah.
02:50:14 I mean, I don't know, the North Dakota recycling plant.
02:50:17 It's another tic tac. Tic tac video.
02:50:19 Looks like to me.
02:50:28 I can't find
02:50:28 the one that I saw that had, like, a rocket taken off.
02:50:31 Wait, did I find it?
02:50:32 And then a couple of dots appeared by it, and then the rocket blows up.
02:50:38 I just assumed it was fake.
02:50:42 Like, I have no idea what we're looking at here.
02:50:43 There's World War Two windmills on the moon.
02:50:46 This is all the stuff.
02:50:47 Do they just.
02:50:48 Alien disclosure happened, Trump said, release all the files.
02:50:50 And this is what they released.
02:51:00 I don't, I don't get it.
02:51:03 I really don't see it.
02:51:05 I mean, that looks like fog
02:51:07 and maybe some some windmills in the ocean.
02:51:10 I don't even I don't know what it's supposed to be.
02:51:17 I, I mean, obviously we're looking at something flying around the windmills.
02:51:21 Do you see it? I don't see it.
02:51:24 Oh, I see it.
02:51:24 The white that we're looking at.
02:51:26 The little white dot,
02:51:28 the drone, I would assume the what?
02:51:34 At that point,
02:51:34 it could be just a pixel missing in the sensor.
02:51:38 And I do think that it's in low level, like, around them windmills and shit.
02:51:43 Like,
02:51:44 do you think it's like,
02:51:45 flying in and around them or just over them?
02:51:49 I, yeah, I don't know, like, inconclusive.
02:51:51 Can't tell from this footage because it's so unreal.
02:51:54 The high definition footage.
02:51:55 Don't you think we'd have something plain as day by now instead of this incredibly
02:51:59 grainy bullshit?
02:52:02 Well, because they're also not, like, necessarily sometimes fully
02:52:06 like some of the shit's like, radar or heat
02:52:09 signature shit or,
02:52:17 This I hear.
02:52:18 Yeah.
02:52:18 I just don't believe it.
02:52:22 I wish I could find the one with the rocket.
02:52:27 There's a rocket going from the bottom right to the top left.
02:52:30 It's launching. Then these three dots go next to it.
02:52:32 And then if the rocket blows up.
02:52:38 But now that I can't find it, it's.
02:52:40 It was probably fake.
02:52:43 Even if they
02:52:43 do come up with something that's conclusively
02:52:47 high definition, people say that it's fake.
02:52:50 So nobody'll believe.
02:52:51 And people believe that helicopter.
02:52:56 Yeah, I just I mean, this is not groundbreaking.
02:52:58 This is a nothing.
02:53:02 Helicopter.
02:53:03 Helicopter.
02:53:05 This supposed to be the alien disposes of the the moon.
02:53:10 There are people who get in the helicopter.
02:53:13 Accidents on accident, man.
02:53:16 Make it even worse.
02:53:16 They said they met with all the leaders, religious leaders and pastors to warn them
02:53:20 that they're about to tell everybody that aliens created
02:53:24 us and that religion, everything.
02:53:29 Was. Yeah.
02:53:40 I mean, I don't
02:53:42 I don't see anything in these videos.
02:53:45 I see us,
02:53:48 no, I mean, I, I see what you see, though.
02:53:50 There's a white thing going back and forth.
02:53:52 It's not my mouse. That's the actual
02:53:56 Superman flying or whatever.
02:53:57 We are to believe, right?
02:53:59 It sort of looks like this scene, the.
02:54:05 Oh, these are one of those glowing orbs.
02:54:07 Chair.
02:54:08 He just was sitting on a chair.
02:54:10 Superman.
02:54:12 Like anybody who doesn't understand that, that is light flare
02:54:16 or, you know, I mean, that's it's not the star of whatever.
02:54:19 It's not the thing that's flying is not it doesn't have all those points on it.
02:54:23 That's just a visual effect artifact or whatever you want to say.
02:54:30 The trail probably is too,
02:54:31 because it's such a bright light that the camera can't handle it.
02:54:34 So it's doing that happens all the time.
02:54:36 Every night the sun sets on my security camera.
02:54:38 And does that exact effect. It doesn't move around, but.
02:54:43 Blacks everything out, puts a little,
02:54:46 burns a little, like black hole right in the middle of the film of the sensor
02:54:50 and sort of film chem trails.
02:54:53 Yeah,
02:54:55 that's a wire.
02:54:56 But I get I get what you're saying.
02:54:57 Maybe that's what's creating it.
02:55:00 Chemicals are making you believe it.
02:55:02 The crazy chemicals looks like it's sucking
02:55:06 like a C and C like operation like it's like
02:55:11 the Pentagon says more documents will be released,
02:55:14 but we are holding our breath.
02:55:17 Well,
02:55:19 you can hold your breath for four days.
02:55:21 There's no
02:55:24 existence of that.
02:55:25 Have you got it?
02:55:29 Hung up a little bit.
02:55:32 Now, you wolinsky listening to passengers who were on board the frontier flight
02:55:35 that hit and killed a person who was on the runway.
02:55:38 Here's what they have to say.
02:55:40 Yeah, I haven't unpacked my bag yet. Levi.
02:55:42 When the, the bag was under the seat in front of me, and,
02:55:46 I wish I had it because I got my camera gear in here.
02:55:49 Did we talk about this guy?
02:55:50 Hi8 camera meant to capture his trip to California?
02:55:53 No, no, this is the wildest story.
02:55:55 Probably I'll ever have, especially when it comes to flying.
02:56:01 Levi was
02:56:01 one of the passengers on Frontier Flight 4345.
02:56:04 We just hit somebody.
02:56:05 We haven't entered Denver International Airport.
02:56:07 Oh, is this the guy I heard this is yesterday was hit two minutes
02:56:11 later, while second time, as I looked out the window, and I could feel
02:56:16 and I can hear the bang, you know, and it was like a shockwave.
02:56:20 Levi, wait. Pause.
02:56:21 Is this the interview with the guy that jumped in there?
02:56:23 He felt a bang. Of course he did.
02:56:26 Actually didn't have the position where
02:56:28 I think he had an interview with the guy that jumped into the jet.
02:56:31 He said he felt a bang.
02:56:33 No. Well, that's somebody that's not the guy that he's.
02:56:36 That guy is just the passenger, the guy who went into the jet.
02:56:39 He can't say how he felt or not because he's not able to do that
02:56:45 anymore or anything at all anymore
02:56:48 happened in slow motion.
02:56:49 So I'm like replaying it in my mind.
02:56:51 And it was so weird to go from something so mundane
02:56:55 and ordinary to something so out of the ordinary.
02:56:58 I started, Boy Scouts at a very young age.
02:57:01 It's when his Eagle Scout instincts kicked in.
02:57:03 Hold on.
02:57:05 He's an Eagle Scout.
02:57:08 I don't understand how, like, they're telling this, like, harrowing,
02:57:12 harrowing story of a guy who was just a passenger in a plane.
02:57:15 The plane hit some
02:57:19 some guy,
02:57:21 and this guy is just a passenger.
02:57:23 He's like, I was sitting in the seat, and then the plane
02:57:25 hit a third of the thing, and I was like, oh, my God.
02:57:27 Like, I felt the thing.
02:57:28 And then we slid down the thing and look, I'm a I'm an Eagle Scout.
02:57:31 And like, that's when my instincts kicked in
02:57:33 because I remembered sliding down a slide when I was a child,
02:57:37 and I turned around and started helping people slide down the ramps.
02:57:40 Muhammed I started helping people.
02:57:41 So that's what you're supposed to do.
02:57:43 But also you're supposed to get the fuck out of the way like until like six hours.
02:57:47 Everyone knows how to slide down the slide.
02:57:48 I thought I was going to wake up from like a dream or something,
02:57:50 but this was no dream with passengers.
02:57:52 We need verbal consent. You really think you're going to die?
02:57:54 I like how the passengers are like they're the victim.
02:57:57 Boom. They're.
02:57:58 You're able to help somebody out the exit door at Denver International Airport.
02:58:01 Like you nod your head, they say, I'm sorry.
02:58:03 We need a verbal, you know, acknowledgment.
02:58:05 I feel like there
02:58:05 should be some surveillance or like, you know, the the to the skies.
02:58:09 The exit protocol is not to help
02:58:12 all the passengers out of the door before you get out.
02:58:15 The exit protocol is to remove that fucking door and get out of the way
02:58:18 and get off the fucking plane.
02:58:21 You lead the way.
02:58:22 No, I don't think that was it.
02:58:24 How are all the exit rope people going to hang out and.
02:58:27 Oh, no, you pass around me. Hold on. Wait.
02:58:29 You're on the way.
02:58:29 Hold on.
02:58:29 Let me move out of the way to let this person know
02:58:32 you're creating a traffic jam by staying in your seat and hanging out there.
02:58:35 Get the fuck out of the way.
02:58:38 You're not supposed to hang out and help people off the plane.
02:58:40 It's self-explanatory.
02:58:42 You enter that, you go to go.
02:58:44 That's what the whole protocol is.
02:58:45 Before the plane takes off, they tell you where the exits are
02:58:47 in case of emergency head.
02:58:49 That way, there's not supposed to be an usher at the exit.
02:58:52 Going this way, please. This way.
02:58:54 That's not the fucking like the type.
02:58:55 The movie Titanic. The movie Titanic.
02:59:00 Because the real Titanic didn't.
02:59:01 That wasn't really the case. They didn't really do all that.
02:59:04 They weren't like, hey, go this way.
02:59:07 In other news, Delta Delta is not serving
02:59:10 snacks anymore on their short flight planes
02:59:13 like they sometimes didn't.
02:59:14 Anyway.
02:59:18 It pissed me off because it's like, well,
02:59:20 why don't you tell us instead of just having it be a surprise?
02:59:22 Because sometimes you do it, sometimes you don't.
02:59:27 And then sometimes they're like, oh, they bring the cart around,
02:59:29 but then they go, oh, we just have water and coffee.
02:59:31 And it's like, well, why have coffee? Why?
02:59:32 Why do they why do the coffee drinkers get something special?
02:59:35 Why even bring that
02:59:37 probably was the
02:59:39 the pilots drink it out. I don't know.
02:59:44 Water only.
02:59:48 Maybe some with some sugar in it for.
02:59:50 But when they.
02:59:50 I noticed when they do that you could buy any drinks that they had available
02:59:56 still so you could pluck.
02:59:58 I mean, it's probably 15 bucks for a soda.
03:00:00 Ten bucks, a ten bucks a beer, usually nine bucks or ten bucks.
03:00:04 I think maybe 12, but I think it's ten
03:00:07 between 9 and 12.
03:00:10 Between 9 and 12 is pretty specific.
03:00:12 Yet also very, very vague.
03:00:15 Why not just say about ten?
03:00:19 Beyonce 2015 $100 Christ is King.
03:00:22 Pagans pissed me off. Too many pagan bro.
03:00:24 I'm praying for them.
03:00:25 First time super chat.
03:00:26 Been watching you for three years and the movement
03:00:28 has changed my life in a lot of ways. Love what you're doing for Gen-Z and America.
03:00:30 Keep up. Nick Fuentes made famous by Tanya.
03:00:33 Well, thank you for the big super chat.
03:00:35 I appreciate it.
03:00:37 Yeah, people just give him money.
03:00:39 He makes fun of them and reads them.
03:00:40 It's not the Perrys.
03:00:42 There are a lot of pagans now. I don't see that.
03:00:45 I just see all Christians. But that's okay.
03:00:47 I just noticed he was talking about Christians.
03:00:48 So I thought with the ones
03:00:50 in the Harry Potter series bank represent Jews due to their characteristics.
03:00:53 Dude, Harry Potter don't in the Bible said $100.
03:00:55 Hello Nicholas, I want to play a game.
03:00:57 The Strait of Hormuz will close forever, leading to inflated prices.
03:01:00 And so the fun part, though he has 30,000 people watching his game
03:01:03 on Rumble or Illuminati, that's where everybody watches until midnight.
03:01:06 Oh, it's a bonus.
03:01:07 Oh, you mean I guess I'm gonna open up the Straits. Subscribe.
03:01:09 I get carnal knowledge of Laura Loomer.
03:01:12 I'm sorry, we're half of inch, but where's the downside when it's Nick
03:01:15 Fuentes? You don't know Nick Fuentes.
03:01:17 Laura Loomer, she's another one with me and all that.
03:01:19 Really?
03:01:20 What is with me?
03:01:21 They want to get rid of all the,
03:01:25 I'm on Rodrigo.
03:01:27 I mean, not a lot of people do.
03:01:29 0000, no no no no.
03:01:34 Oh, my God.
03:01:35 And we first met. Yes.
03:01:36 But the main reason why I decided to go to him.
03:01:38 The one that got away. Oh, Laura.
03:01:40 The national soccer film.
03:01:41 Jesus, they're like fire and ice to me.
03:01:43 Laura. Bloomers like the ice. Cannon.
03:01:46 And, he's just the ultimate grifter.
03:01:48 And he just.
03:01:49 He makes James a lot of money doing this.
03:01:54 So hard, so hard
03:01:55 to choose, you know, and to be in politics.
03:01:59 Yeah. No.
03:01:59 So why not book $100.50 emoji.
03:02:03 Oh, yeah.
03:02:03 Bro fest that you're risking this thing.
03:02:06 Moji.
03:02:06 Almost $333.
03:02:09 Yo, thanks for another big super chat.
03:02:11 Oh seven in the chat for I,
03:02:14 I mean, it's not that I want to make money doing in $20.
03:02:17 Can we be serious and stop with the Proactiv accounts?
03:02:19 And it's comments that Victor is the best racist and not so she already
03:02:22 you just gave the $333 just to get on there for half a second.
03:02:27 Okay, let's not do that.
03:02:28 And he acknowledged your shit for half a second.
03:02:31 Well, I think they also want to support him.
03:02:32 So he keeps doing this.
03:02:34 If you don't have sponsors okay you either get
03:02:36 you either get your money from your audience
03:02:38 or from whoever's making you say, in my opinion, if he runs,
03:02:41 they're just going to roll it into JD Vance.
03:02:43 Yeah, but barbecue's like $20.
03:02:44 I know everyone wanted to say this after the interview,
03:02:46 but couldn't because a piece that nigga Jake Halliburton.
03:02:48 I think it shows how much link is in.
03:02:50 He reads all the super chats at the end and use it to just rifle through him.
03:02:54 Wow. Buckshot hunting.
03:02:56 What would you think of just starting the stream when you're ready to go live?
03:02:59 I sort of do the Tonya Williams at $200.
03:03:01 We love you. There's nobody else in your normal people.
03:03:07 Nobody to raise.
03:03:08 And the unlicensed eight weeks you.
03:03:14 Why didn't I just make that full screen from them?
03:03:16 You should have finished. Just finished it out.
03:03:18 Deer flag.
03:03:22 This is interesting to me. Three weeks.
03:03:24 Wait, this is this is the actual unlicensed therapist.
03:03:27 What does deer fledge?
03:03:28 There's a woman who wrote this, like, regularly.
03:03:30 That woman all over.
03:03:32 Are they going to throw me a cool twice?
03:03:34 And I'm going to play the stinger. Are you? You're damn straight.
03:03:36 I'm going to be a little more.
03:03:37 Hey, TV green, good to see you.
03:03:39 I can see it.
03:03:41 Yeah, I think a deer fledge.
03:03:43 I agreed to help my sister for three weeks. Their kids. I'm out of my butt.
03:03:45 I left after two weeks. Wait, that's not a question.
03:03:47 That's a statement. And then Adam writes. Yeah. It's weird.
03:03:49 I don't think they know how fledge bearable women.
03:03:51 Come on, you're flatworms.
03:03:53 Come on, stop it, stop it, stop it!
03:03:55 TV green. Hello.
03:03:57 Good to see brother.
03:03:58 All right, here's, let's get us into this now.
03:03:59 One week is a good length to stay with family.
03:04:01 Three weeks is not three weeks with, with your sister's kids.
03:04:06 Do you ever have to stay?
03:04:07 I've never had to stay with family since I was a child a month ago.
03:04:10 Okay, so she's like, you know, legit.
03:04:12 She's not like some lazybones.
03:04:14 But I would stay for a night if you ever. If.
03:04:16 Okay, a week would be when we would go to out-of-state, we would stay for a week.
03:04:20 He chastises them, calls them a lazy,
03:04:23 that's my that's my that's my kind of comedy.
03:04:25 My sister just gave birth to our second child a month ago, so she.
03:04:28 Anyways, you got nothing left. What's the topic next week?
03:04:31 We didn't get any of that things. None of that.
03:04:33 Watch your kids.
03:04:34 Nothing for three weeks.
03:04:36 Nothing. One week left.
03:04:38 Come on bro, are you got one week left?
03:04:41 Stay with your family.
03:04:45 Should we write Jeff or Nick?
03:04:49 Not that it matters.
03:04:52 Nothing else matters. Do you have a topic?
03:04:53 Pick the topic next week.
03:04:55 It's,
03:04:58 It's not that big of a deal.
03:05:01 Helicopter.
03:05:01 Helicopter.
03:05:04 I'm pretty sure it's our three year,
03:05:07 three year anniversary next week.
03:05:10 It's also going to be, what, May 18th?
03:05:15 I have no nothing special about May 18th.
03:05:21 I don't give a shit.
03:05:26 Topic, comment, anything.
03:05:30 Screeching to a fart nigger.
03:05:35 Sometimes I like to go see
03:05:36 just how long we can sit here at this
03:05:41 editing point.
03:05:42 Before we know it all.
03:05:44 It'll all clear up on at WrestleMania, I'm sure.
03:05:47 And I'll be honest, sometimes this is the best part of the show.
03:05:52 Yeah, lots of gay people are very smart, so
03:05:56 let's end with a prayer.
03:05:59 Praise the Lord.
03:06:00 Gracious God, we have sinned against thee and are unworthy of mercy.
03:06:04 Pardon our sins and bless these mercies
03:06:06 for our use and help us to eat and drink to thy glory, for Christ's sake.
03:06:10 Amen. Amen.