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It may influence the show. I.
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I'm glad
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somebody bailed out.
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Let's go.
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Come home to your left.
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I said to let
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Vlad lad with these your belongings.
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Please.
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Once you've confirmed the fallen officers alley through the river,
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glass flash.
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Thank you.
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I'm. Sleepy.
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I planned this Monday night around my secret obsession.
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It's funny how ridiculous George thinks.
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He's the only one who gets it.
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I told you Monday, 10 p.m.
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eastern will finally be a moment.
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But just don't.
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I heard he can be sneaky.
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Stay solid. Hold your shape.
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Whatever sharpness is waiting, don't let it ruin things.
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Tonight I called it something classy and they all just rolled their eyes.
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Yeah, I know all I'm asking.
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Gary.
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Cheese, cheese, cheese.
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Don't let it lose out on me.
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I'll do more cheese.
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Cheese, cheese.
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Don't make me regret it when I just put on real pants tonight.
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One slice is one thing.
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My fat ass is another.
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I beg you, don't embarrass me.
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My stare fatter.
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Oh, no.
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Cheese, cheese, cheese.
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Bye bye.
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Have a fun idea. Cheese head.
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Maybe hide it inside your fridge.
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I know the world is busy, but the clock is looking just right.
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And we could look so happy if all of us subscribe to slide your aunt's life.
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I'm just kidding.
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But not really, really, really cheesy.
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She is cheese. Cheese.
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Don't let it fool us out on me.
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More cheese.
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Cheese, cheese.
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Don't make me regret it when I just put on real pants tonight.
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One slice is one thing, my side is another.
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I beg you, don't embarrass me.
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Monster! Fatter.
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Oh oh,
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cheese, cheese cheese.
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If you want to go
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and cheese, don't do it and front me.
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You don't want to see me smiling.
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Don't disappear while I'm still strutting
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you completely.
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Cheese, cheese, cheese melting.
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Perfect on my burger.
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He's to trip.
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Nothing perfect on my bun.
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Cheese,
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cheese dripping heavy on the nacho cheese.
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Oh, crunchy
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cheese, cheese, cheese.
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Crispy grilled cheese edges.
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Cheese on crackers.
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It's weird finishing on crackers.
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I usually have crackers fin...
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Never mind.
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It's gooey, cheesy.
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Say cheese. You.
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Did you say cheese?
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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It's just a scripted comedy show.
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These guys are not experts, doctors,
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lawyers, therapists, or even particularly well-adjusted.
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Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm, or just plain
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nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people events is purely coincidental.
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It kind of hilarious.
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They are not response people for emotional damage, cognitive
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dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urge to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from H.R.
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will be hearing about this. By the way.
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Hi, Dave.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing,
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or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed in front of a live studio
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audience.
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Who are.
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Often.
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Real me.
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But I'm kind of a big deal.
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And welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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Next week is our three year anniversary.
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So that makes this the last show of our third year of doing this fledge cast.
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And I couldn't be more proud, but I got a bone to pick with me.
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Several, in fact,
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in my entire life I have never been in worse shape.
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My level of physical fitness
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was proven disappointing yesterday
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I just went for a long walk
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about five miles, over, elevation changes.
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So I was, you know, climbing up and down. No,
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I am so friggin sore today.
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And human beings should be able to walk, and that's not even a long walk.
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A normal human beings throughout,
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the centuries can generally walk
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18 and 20 miles comfortably.
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I made it roughly five miles yesterday.
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My calves hurt, my thighs hurt,
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my knees hurt, my ankle for sure.
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I, my legs are wobbly.
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I can barely move.
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And when I say in my entire life, I mean, when I was a chubby baby
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and my neck muscles didn't have the strength to hold my head up,
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I can hold my own head up.
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And it's probably larger by now.
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So that sign is true.
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I think I could beat up my toddler self,
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so don't argue on that.
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When I was ten, 11, 12 years old, I started beating my older brother
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at sports.
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So I'm thinking since then,
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I have never been in worse shape than I am right now.
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And that's on me.
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That's, I've gotten sedentary and there's no excuse for it.
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You're
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not supposed to binge 18 hours of Taskmaster.
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And that is exactly what I did over the weekend.
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So I got to call myself out.
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You'll notice if you watch these last few episodes of,
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how much I've been bingeing.
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Well, I started to get outside.
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It was beautiful outside, so I got outside,
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and you can see the cherry top is the full effect.
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I, this whole time I got.
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I, number two,
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picking a topic that was real.
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But every week
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I can talk,
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and it doesn't have to be like pulling teeth.
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I a little snaggle through here.
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There are a million words in the English language.
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Most people know less than half of that.
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We'll even drop it down to 200,000 if with that many options.
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But that's
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orders of magnitude more than I need.
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And here's the thing.
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I'll fudge it to make it seem like I'm talking about what the topic is,
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even though I'm not, and I don't even care.
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I'll just talk off topic like I have been so far.
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So there is no excuse
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for the lack of creativity
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that it takes to struggle with the topic.
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Now it's been we've been throwing around the idea of dropping the topic altogether,
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but we will not because it is not our challenge to pick a friggin topic.
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And that's on me to.
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Let's.
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The third one is, monologue parody
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averaging.
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I've got two sheets
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of nothing.
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This was this is my monologue.
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This is what I've written.
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Absolutely nothing.
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But you know what?
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The three years we've been doing this, that's what I have been doing.
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And so, and that's maybe why I don't have that much influence.
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And it could be a good thing.
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Now, Joe Rogan gets,
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Brazilian news,
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and I'm never going to get anywhere close to that.
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And if I did, we'd get kicked off anyway.
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So maybe it's better that I can't get canceled.
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And we're the little guy, and this.
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But when I say I couldn't be more proud,
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this show doesn't happen without my co-hosts.
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I've got two producers that are fantastic.
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I've been a big fan of your show, and I've been watching it,
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and I've got I've got some.
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The,
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The last episode,
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Brady mentioned that this is becoming a hoarders
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mess behind me.
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So it was was right.
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So that's that
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is he also mentioned last week that he's never heard me sing.
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That's not true.
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I open the show in song on several nine consecutive occasions.
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The one song that I can think of off the top of my head,
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type into the farts program after the ball was over,
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and you'll get an idea of my scene.
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I think I did.
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I am Henry the eighth. I am maybe not.
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I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
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But, anyway, I can't tell you tune into a bucket and I suck at singing.
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I have,
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my idea of what an influencer
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is are these douche bags on the internet
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that, waste valuable resources trying to impress people on social media?
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That's what I think influencers are.
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Correct me if I'm wrong on this.
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That's what I'm saying, that, these douche bags, fake phony,
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millionaires that, show off
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by, I assume, renting a Lamborghini and saying it's theirs.
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Whatever.
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Going to jail because of fraud.
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There's a reason they do.
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The, the
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influencers I'm interested in are science influencers.
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And, like I just mentioned, Joe Rogan, he's got a lot of science influencers
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on and, a lot of them are grifters that we covered that last week and
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the, the real ones, I mean, they've got credentials,
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they've got the advanced degrees and stuff, which I do not
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I have no credentials. So.
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I don't like people
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I follow have, substance.
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Truth be told, I don't know what a Substack is.
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I don't know why I'm burning, but I'm on.
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So, last actually, Substack.
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I don't know what it is.
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I think Abe Simpson said it best.
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I I'm out of touch.
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I don't know what's going on, so I'll.
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I'll just let Abe Simpson, tell you how he's doing.
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I'm rocking out with it during that
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when it, used to be with it, and it changed what it was.
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And it seems weird.
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It's scary to me, you know, happen to you,
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it will happen to you.
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There.
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And that's why I probably will never be influential.
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But my sphere of influence does grow.
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As the show grows, we get more viewers every week.
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I'm always impressed when I log off and and sign in.
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As a viewer.
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There are like 40, 50 viewers.
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Like.
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That and
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so. Well, this is the last show of the third year.
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Next week's our anniversary show.
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That's a big deal.
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I wore this, as a response
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from the influence of one of my producers and, yesterday.
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Okay, so back to that. That five mile walk.
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I was just gulping and I'm, I'm sorry to tell,
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but seriously, like, every inch of me is like preaching in old
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and, made a new friend and he.
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I just did things back here. It was kind of weird.
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Like I invited everybody over, and, he was one of the people that investigated
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this, the studio area, and and he thought it was really neat.
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Looked up at the show.
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So we got a new viewer this week.
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Maybe.
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And I, I conducted an interview.
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I was out there.
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Now, keep in mind, I was under the influence,
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and I was definitely affected.
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So, this is an interview with Tarzan Rock, man.
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That's his name on Facebook. You can follow him. This.
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And that's my shameless plug for him.
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And, I my joke,
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I thought I wanted to say, even captive
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in Cambodian prison and and I couldn't think of any of those words,
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but but,
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I stammer to struggle, but I got
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I'm putting me under over at seven words
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and I'm taking the over, I think.
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I think he actually got eight words.
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And that's not an interview.
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That's why I have no influence, because I am terrible at this role.
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The clip rating.
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I hold it.
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And point it and that's it.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Proper introduction.
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This is this guy here.
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How is civilization treating you since
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you've been lost in the Cambodian jungle for the last 18 years?
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I'm sorry, I just, but but judging by your appearance,
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I assumed you were either lost, abandoned, or, like,
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maybe in a, some sort of, like,
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camp, like, military.
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Like you were captive.
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So, like where they didn't allow you a free razor.
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Okay, so that's not true.
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I think we're we're probably witnessing the the collapse of Western civilization.
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What do you think?
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Yeah.
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Is that true? Yeah.
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Well, well,
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we've seen empires rise and fall and, you know, France even had their turn.
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But, you know,
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more recently Germany, Britain, and now the United States of America.
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And generally these, these things last about 200 years.
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We're coming up to our, our the limit the end of that.
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And, and you can see
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the, the the steps, the stages we're going through.
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You could argue that,
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the Henry Ford created a upper
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upper middle class with and then
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and so we were making enough money where my parents and grandparents
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could afford a second home, you know, as you go or cottage up north.
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And now I could barely afford the rent on my, van down by the river.
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So, so
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inflation's, my, my pay rate increases are not keeping up with inflation,
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so I'm getting a smaller and smaller piece of the pie.
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The social media. Right.
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Are you witnessing the same thing?
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I am,
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I don't work
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well with our cars and rugby.
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Perfect.
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So he doesn't work.
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And you might recognize this
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from that interview I carry with me everywhere
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I go.
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So that was a rock band.
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He's actually been featured
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on the show before,
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and yeah, he loves Jesus.
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Brady, what happened to George?
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Did we lose draw?
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I spoke very kindly of him.
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That he's not used to that sort of thing.
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I think he left.
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So he left.
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Okay, I work, I wear this sweater for him.
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I bought that sweater.
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So I understand representation.
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So that, per your own words, that sweater equals what?
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Yeah. It's equal.
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Yeah. No.
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It kind of looks like, Kirk equals Picard from my angle,
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but no, Picard's way better.
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It should be greater than less than.
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Greater than or equal to or
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or the wavy lines.
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Maybe I'll get one of those, shirts for this.
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Yeah.
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Do I have influencers,
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painted in a in a wrong light here?
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Because,
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I'm not,
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like.
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Yeah, I'm getting to dress
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for dinner and drive it.
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I don't know my karate, and
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and that's not what all,
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influencers are, are they?
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And then why do we need to be influenced anyway?
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I don't think we know what we need to do.
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Do you trust people to make their own decisions?
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You know what?
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People on their own are pretty smart.
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It's the mass intellect that's way stupid.
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I guess it's just, it averages out to the the lowest common denominator.
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But you disagree?
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That's true.
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I did have a jelly bean experiment with.
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They ask a thousand people how many jelly beans are in a jar,
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and the averages are usually within a few.
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So we take care of each other that sort of way.
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Those are those that don't know the other people's answers.
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Correct.
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They were saying their answers out loud.
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Okay, so here's another experiment.
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If if you got, ten people,
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nine of them are plants, and the 10th one is the test subject,
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and you have everybody answer outloud in front of the whole group
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what the correct answer is.
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And you have your nine plants all give the wrong answer.
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It increases the chance of that 10th person actually saying the wrong answer
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just to conform.
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Yeah, I just witnessed
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that on a podcast yesterday where they said it's one of those wonder.
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They kind of make fun of women, sort of when they said name
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two countries, name the bordering countries of the United States.
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And then somebody said, South America.
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And of course the guys are like, okay, okay.
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They didn't like give any indication if it was the right or wrong answer.
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And everyone beyond that said South America.
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And they couldn't even figure out
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the second one, which they finally zeroed in on as North America.
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And then when they said, well, what about Mexico and Canada?
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They all went, I was going to say that, but everyone said South America,
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and I thought I was wrong. Yeah,
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yeah. That's the
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that's group stupidity.
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So we've gotten a lot.
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Is that loop?
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Luke says the masses are asses against the I agree it
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typically like I follow the masses off a cliff.
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But my point about the jelly bean thing is, is if we average it out,
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no offense if you're on the lower than average,
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but the upper than average will kind of take care of the lower than average.
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Yeah.
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And then it it bounces out to average.
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I love your horns.
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I can't get over your horns.
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Your new horns.
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You look like a cartoon steer.
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Or one of those zany, characters with the arrow through your head.
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You got to keep it. It's perfect. Yeah, I'm.
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I'm saying.
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So this is my zany.
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Before we get to the monologue, we'll wait for draw for that reaction.
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If he watched it, I didn't really watch it. I'm busy
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setting up the show, unfortunately, but I did catch the interview.
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It was a two minute, one second interview where your interviewee said,
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yeah,
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yeah.
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I remember him saying, yeah, early.
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And then it took me a minute and a half to get a second word out of it.
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And I think that was also.
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Yeah, it was. Yeah. Yeah.
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And then a tremendous laugh.
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So so that's not a laugh track.
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That was him laughing so much.
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I didn't have to.
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He thought the Cambodian thing was funny.
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Was that lower than expectation or is that the interview
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you expected?
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I couldn't I couldn't get a word up.
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No plan going into it.
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I had a joke set up that he couldn't remember the words to it.
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And then, the following legislation seemed like an appropriate topic
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for a for someone who does actually, in fact, live in a van
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down by the river, you can redeem yourself and say that joke.
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Now, if you recall.
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Brady, how his life been in civilization
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now that they've released you from a Cambodian labor camp?
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Oh, that was internment camp joke.
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Yeah, yeah, I, I honestly, I would have went with,
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Tom Hanks from castaway and asked him if he needed a raise.
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Oh, but returning to civilization was the joke.
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Then I would have told them that.
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Sorry, I'm now sleeping with your wife.
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That movie took a dark turn.
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That castaway.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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All right, well, we're just gonna have to move.
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It was very.
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Oh, this should have.
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Wait. Well, I should know this. I should have wrote this down.
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I think it made.
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Friday.
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Friday morning. Saturday morning.
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It doesn't matter.
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But it played way before Sunday.
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When came here up. We're losing you.
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You're bouncing in and out, and we're doing a lot of the no.
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Oh, no, 000.
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We're.
00:25:02
They can't understand a word you're saying.
00:25:04
It's probably more badly things and they tend to.
00:25:07
So this aired on ABC Good Morning America before game
00:25:12
six I think or right after game six before they lost in game seven.
00:25:16
So look look look look.
00:25:21
We don't need sound I'll pause it.
00:25:27
So Cavaliers next Sunday.
00:25:34
That was before game time.
00:25:36
It was before they lost in Little Caesars Arena.
00:25:40
So they had expected them to lose game six.
00:25:43
Now obviously this is not some weird conspiracy.
00:25:46
They have to make these graphics ahead of time.
00:25:48
There was three graphics that's you know, either there was a game seven
00:25:52
or they lost because the NBA doesn't fuck around.
00:25:54
They don't wait like the hockey
00:25:56
they play. Right?
00:25:57
As soon as the seasons or the season over the next year in prison camps,
00:26:02
wearing the wrong championships shirts and hats.
00:26:05
You gotta do something with those shirts and hats that they made.
00:26:08
They have to make, like you said, they have to make it in advance
00:26:12
or they won't be ready.
00:26:12
When the game gets here.
00:26:16
So it would have been a lot.
00:26:18
Yes, if we if we would have won.
00:26:19
But we we lost anyways.
00:26:23
Yeah, yeah.
00:26:25
It's still up.
00:26:29
I'd love to hear the game model.
00:26:33
Isn't game. What game?
00:26:34
Doggone it.
00:26:35
You want me to reconnect or some crap?
00:26:37
No, no, it's not that bad.
00:26:38
But, Yeah. You can't hear.
00:26:40
Oh, I can hear. Most of you.
00:26:43
Oh, no.
00:26:44
Oh, we suck again.
00:26:48
Yeah.
00:26:48
Oh, after three years, we should be pretty good at this.
00:26:51
And I have been noticing that you and Brady are really
00:26:57
better.
00:26:58
Only one of us has an improvement.
00:27:00
Wait.
00:27:01
I'm forward to the monologue,
00:27:05
but, I'll watch it tomorrow and see if it was all garbled.
00:27:09
Was my signal strength.
00:27:10
I've got two bars,
00:27:12
and, I guess that's it.
00:27:14
Yeah. Running out of. So. That's great.
00:27:17
Yeah, well, we better keep moving.
00:27:18
You can't hear these frogs in the background.
00:27:22
Today is, National Cheese Souffle day.
00:27:26
You're going to notice that.
00:27:27
Yeah.
00:27:27
That's another thing I wanted to mention.
00:27:30
You thought you were running out of creative.
00:27:33
That were you for your best parody?
00:27:35
Yeah, that was funny.
00:27:37
I'm on my own the whole time.
00:27:39
According to Picture Perfect.
00:27:41
Yeah, I did a little trick.
00:27:43
I piggyback off, George, creativity with the face swap is wonderful, right?
00:27:47
That's fine.
00:27:48
We just made up some strawberry souffles.
00:27:52
Rise, please. It all stemmed from,
00:27:55
oh. Cheese souffle
00:27:56
day, which we continue watching.
00:28:00
I can't wait to guess what he.
00:28:03
He was here for that one.
00:28:05
So I'm going to also mention that it's national no Dirty dishes Day.
00:28:10
Oh, that sounds a little contradictory because it's.
00:28:13
Yes, that's exactly what it means.
00:28:15
You're supposed to fuck the environment.
00:28:19
I forgot why.
00:28:19
Let's find out why, shall we
00:28:22
all. No.
00:28:24
Oh. Dishes day.
00:28:26
So if you have a sink full, make sure it's empty by the time you go to bed.
00:28:30
Yeah, yeah.
00:28:31
No dirty looks at Detroit. Teams are not part of the.
00:28:33
The main script for the, simulation.
00:28:36
If it's a good excuse to order, and if some good dish free foods.
00:28:41
Maine has plenty of options, like the lobster roll,
00:28:44
a classic of Maine summer eating, New England uploading.
00:28:48
But wait, the lobster roll that was on bread.
00:28:51
Be me a sandwich.
00:28:53
Guys, I.
00:28:55
Actively an edible plate and well, four ounces.
00:28:59
Wait, did she just say oh, okay.
00:29:01
So eat sandwiches and, no dirty dishes. Day,
00:29:07
which is who started this?
00:29:09
Women want it.
00:29:10
Yeah.
00:29:10
You don't even need a plate of lobster meat.
00:29:13
And where do you get it?
00:29:14
I mean, every day, honestly, please tell me in the comments if you agree.
00:29:19
As a man, every day of my life,
00:29:22
the satisfactory and as a goal is a no dirty dishes day.
00:29:26
I'll eat over the sink
00:29:27
if I have to, and I get criticized for it, but I think I'm doing my part.
00:29:31
If I can hold it and just eat it with a sink or a garbage
00:29:34
or my lap here sometimes no, there is no.
00:29:38
Yeah. Joy, a lobster roll.
00:29:40
That's right. We're not going to judge here.
00:29:41
Maine also loves we are going to judge here.
00:29:44
That's literally all we do here.
00:29:45
But the Pine Tree State boasts many. Yeah.
00:29:48
And locally made options.
00:29:49
Some with potatoes, some with sea salt with a craveable dough.
00:29:54
That essential hole in the middle.
00:29:56
I don't think donuts should be picking back, piggybacking off of no dirty dishes.
00:29:59
Don't know that.
00:30:00
Treat those those two cakey buns sweet creamy you all you need.
00:30:05
Okay, that's enough of that.
00:30:06
These next to a cash register at a corner.
00:30:08
There was a sandwich donut.
00:30:09
Owe it to yourself to eat it straight.
00:30:12
Did you notice that in my interview,
00:30:14
the guy who only said eight words was eating?
00:30:19
He. Can
00:30:24
man say that again?
00:30:25
I think that one was important.
00:30:30
To Are you frozen?
00:30:32
In which I interviewed that filthy hippie
00:30:36
I before the interview, I sent out a Tupperware full of agrees.
00:30:40
Oh, no dirty dishes today.
00:30:42
Every day.
00:30:45
Okay, every day is no dirty dishes.
00:30:47
I agree fully, so I don't know what's up.
00:30:51
My friends.
00:30:51
It was one was Krispy Treat with oops, all buried.
00:30:57
But,
00:31:00
again, since we can't hear you, I'll just read Ryan's comment.
00:31:03
Living alone, he cannot sleep or even really sit to relax.
00:31:07
If there's dishes in the sink.
00:31:10
But again, I mean,
00:31:13
really,
00:31:14
isn't that what I put it out of my mind?
00:31:17
I don't care.
00:31:20
Yeah, but if you put it out of your mind, then you have.
00:31:21
And it'll start to smell. If you leave it for a while.
00:31:24
Some kind of other insect that never dies, even through nuclear war.
00:31:31
I won't even say,
00:31:32
they only have, like, a lifespan of a couple days.
00:31:38
Wait, what?
00:31:38
Well, that hivemind of ants.
00:31:41
Watch out for that.
00:31:43
No, I don't, I think they might be smarter than we are.
00:31:46
Ants.
00:31:46
You know, they send in a couple scouts,
00:31:48
you give them a couple of little poison trinkets, they take it back to the colony.
00:31:52
They don't bother you anymore.
00:31:53
They don't bother anyone anymore.
00:31:55
Ever since my toddlers fruit
00:31:57
roll-ups at the store, fruit roll ups has it.
00:32:00
You need to set it up.
00:32:04
No, no, this is perfect.
00:32:06
I forgot his catchphrase already.
00:32:11
What is this for?
00:32:11
Other soft fruit roll-ups at the store.
00:32:14
They've been asking for them till today.
00:32:16
When they asked for a snack, I decided to just make them some.
00:32:20
This morning I got a craving for ribs, but I needed a little something extra.
00:32:25
So I decided to make myself some more organic, pasture raised smoked
00:32:30
chicken ribs.
00:32:31
I picked up some day old chicks from an artisanal hatchery.
00:32:35
Oh, he in your own to buy a family of rogue atheistic Mennonites?
00:32:40
I was going to buy just one, but they said I could save money if I bought 3000.
00:32:45
So I went ahead and did that. That's not cool.
00:32:48
With the chicks on a bed of wood shavings taken from the cross upon
00:32:52
which our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, was crucified and made sure
00:32:56
the floor temperature was 90 degrees with continuous access to reverse osmosis.
00:33:01
I'm going to come into 25% soy free organic starter feed match
00:33:06
after just three weeks, the chicks were ready to move out
00:33:08
to a pasture hand-sewn by Comanche Indians with a native big bluestem grass.
00:33:14
And Luke says humans
00:33:15
can only dream of living like ants, but they just literally follow chemicals.
00:33:19
They don't really.
00:33:21
I mean, we learned at or at least I learned on the show
00:33:23
that they'll just follow and go into a circle, a crazy
00:33:26
spinning circle, until they just overheat and die because they're so dumb
00:33:32
fast from exhaustion.
00:33:34
The endangered Cambodian silver clover
00:33:38
I reduce, but not as comes out in level to about 18% Cambodian.
00:33:42
Their enclosure to a new patch of grass every four hours.
00:33:45
And you guys, after just 35 days, they were ready to start
00:33:49
turning into nice.
00:33:50
I get so that seemed pretty affordable.
00:33:56
Yeah.
00:33:56
There it's I want to know how much does it cost?
00:34:00
If anybody knows, how much does it cost to feed a
00:34:03
flock of chickens, mulatto children to witness
00:34:06
the sanguinary horror of the slow pants work together?
00:34:10
Yeah, because they swallow the chemical scent of radiant in front of them.
00:34:13
After a three hour smoke, I covered the ribs in an organic,
00:34:16
mindless drones that I traded
00:34:18
with a local African American behind this trendy plasma distiller ribs.
00:34:22
Just 57 days after the right part of my car,
00:34:26
I ate the best 1.3oz of ribs.
00:34:30
Any of you have ever had?
00:34:32
Oh my goodness, you guys.
00:34:34
Ten out of ten transcendent experience ever.
00:34:39
So I was about to ask why I didn't bring your shirt.
00:34:45
I was about to ask why they don't serve chicken ribs,
00:34:47
but that's because they come included in the chicken breast.
00:34:52
Right? Yes.
00:34:55
And there isn't a lot of meat there?
00:34:58
Yes. No, but it holds all the bread at home.
00:35:00
Yeah, that's the joke.
00:35:01
You holds all the breading and just right.
00:35:06
I like that little snack at the end.
00:35:09
You're.
00:35:13
In a rental vehicle.
00:35:15
So you took an airplane?
00:35:17
It could wait.
00:35:19
What?
00:35:21
How do you know it's a rental vehicle?
00:35:26
I know it's truck.
00:35:28
I would have more commented on that.
00:35:29
It was light out.
00:35:30
That's just me.
00:35:34
And he I don't think.
00:35:35
Oh, I don't think it's dark here.
00:35:37
I don't think I don't think he'd be driving eight hours away
00:35:41
to change the time zone.
00:35:42
Yeah I know how time zones work,
00:35:43
but I mean, he would have had to leave a long time ago to get
00:35:47
to where it's light out now.
00:35:49
Can you drive faster than the sun?
00:35:52
Okay.
00:35:54
I mean, no, no, no,
00:35:55
you cannot drive faster to the sun
00:35:59
than you could drive faster than
00:36:01
to go faster than the sun.
00:36:03
Gary. Anymore?
00:36:03
That's weird.
00:36:07
I he's cutting in and out.
00:36:14
Then yeah.
00:36:17
I didn't know the ants.
00:36:18
Ants won't eat artificial sweeteners. I was unaware of that.
00:36:21
But I wish you.
00:36:23
But hold on a second.
00:36:24
And I'm an am.
00:36:26
I'm an artificial sweetener.
00:36:28
But at what point did sugar cane become.
00:36:30
I mean, what just because.
00:36:33
Is that the original sweetener?
00:36:34
They're all artificial.
00:36:35
Even sugar is an artificial sweetener,
00:36:38
isn't it?
00:36:39
You're sweetening something that shouldn't be that sweet sugar.
00:36:43
Luke says no.
00:36:45
Well, then we redefine artificial and natural
00:36:50
as anything natural exists, and anything artificial is non-existent.
00:36:58
Because if it exists, then it is.
00:37:01
If it occurs in nature, it is natural.
00:37:04
I don't actually agree with that.
00:37:07
Right.
00:37:07
So cane sugar is natural, lab produced.
00:37:12
I don't see how you make any other and produced Agent Orange occurs in nature
00:37:17
and therefore is natural.
00:37:23
And will surround artificial sweetener.
00:37:25
Right.
00:37:25
That's the argument.
00:37:29
Ryan,
00:37:29
watch last week's show on Tuesday morning at work.
00:37:33
If you don't give us a proper
00:37:38
clue for where in the world is draw, I'm going to call in and lose it.
00:37:42
The color line is one five, eight, 633.
00:37:46
Okay, don't do.
00:37:47
You must give me a minute to set it up because I don't forget
00:37:53
there was a video clue, I don't know what is it, a video clue?
00:37:59
Video clue.
00:38:03
Up on the video,
00:38:04
the homeless guy doing the exercises shirtless.
00:38:07
Yeah.
00:38:07
Don't you remember the shirtless homeless guy doing the
00:38:09
with the 5 pound weights in his hands?
00:38:11
Or two and a half pound weights? Just doing the move.
00:38:13
Now, remember, five minutes straight, you know, there are
00:38:17
there are homeless people in every city
00:38:22
in the US are up.
00:38:25
I interviewed a homeless guy
00:38:28
in the monologue.
00:38:30
Yeah,
00:38:32
I got him, I got him, he's.
00:38:33
He's gone. Yes.
00:38:37
So if anybody wants to know where in the world is draw.
00:38:39
So what's with the mushroom cloud?
00:38:40
That's,
00:38:43
Well, we don't really believe in that, do we?
00:38:46
I got a I got a video on that.
00:38:49
Well, mushroom cloud.
00:38:51
Hey, where'd it go?
00:38:54
Okay, well, it it's gone.
00:38:55
It's just gone.
00:38:57
I've got some dandies in there for you.
00:38:59
It's just gone.
00:38:59
All right.
00:39:00
Yeah, we'll skip the ones that we don't have to do anything. Go in there.
00:39:02
Right. Okay.
00:39:04
Yeah.
00:39:05
Give me one who watches Brady?
00:39:09
Yeah, yeah, they're good to.
00:39:12
I just had some amazing sandwiches.
00:39:16
Really?
00:39:17
I've got a sandwich waiting for me, and, it's good because it's, no dirty dishes.
00:39:20
They now need a dish for this.
00:39:25
So as soon as we're done here, happen.
00:39:28
Stay hungry. I'm going to do that sandwich.
00:39:30
Only for sandwiches.
00:39:31
What is it with your fixed sandwiches?
00:39:34
Nope.
00:39:34
It's up.
00:39:39
I guessed wrong.
00:39:40
That's okay.
00:39:42
Give me a second.
00:39:42
I'm having a little technical difficulty.
00:39:46
Hopefully one of you can talk without.
00:39:47
Oh, no. No. Oh.
00:39:52
It is.
00:40:07
And that.
00:40:11
Okay, so do me.
00:40:12
A whole generation.
00:40:13
Just as long as not a real song.
00:40:15
If you have any
00:40:18
questions
00:40:20
in the comments or film a reply, I have a life.
00:40:23
This is the end of the video. It's all over. Don't.
00:40:25
The reveal already happened?
00:40:27
Yeah, I know, but it's going to say this video
00:40:32
changes the recipe for anybody who eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches,
00:40:37
or who has kids that do, I'm going to give you the four extremely easy
00:40:41
modifications that are the secret to my famous PBJ.
00:40:44
And I'm going to tell you right now, I have never made this for anyone of any
00:40:48
child, saying I immediately come back and say, is this PBJ?
00:40:51
Seriously, modification number one, you're going to butter one side
00:40:55
of both slices of the bread and just bear with me here while you're doing that.
00:41:00
Your side of slice or skillet on medium? Yes.
00:41:04
Bear with me.
00:41:04
Now, while you're doing that, you're going to heat up one New York strip steak.
00:41:09
You're going to put some seasonal bread.
00:41:11
You marinate it
00:41:13
and then you make it better.
00:41:14
And jelly and or skillet. How do you.
00:41:17
Oh yeah.
00:41:18
Pan and fill it and bear with me here.
00:41:21
Oh that you're going to heat up the child.
00:41:25
What is that. Peanut butter immediately sounded like a child.
00:41:28
I knew you had to do things in the last week.
00:41:31
That included in this weekend modification is negative things.
00:41:35
A peanut butter good.
00:41:37
Even a single slice.
00:41:40
Hate hate hate hate. Yes, it works.
00:41:42
Then instead of the jelly, you're going to use a second slice.
00:41:47
Fuck off.
00:41:49
I know the fourth, and I know that you do, unless you mix in the skillet
00:41:54
until both sides are browned in, the cheese is melted,
00:41:57
and that is how you make Jason.
00:42:01
So what is on both sides are to be found because of the peanut butter.
00:42:04
It doesn't matter with the fucking no, no, there's
00:42:06
no I don't think there's peanut butter and jelly on it.
00:42:10
He made for Jamie.
00:42:11
What grilled cheese.
00:42:13
The joke is worse than you bitching about
00:42:16
and not being able to get it is funnier.
00:42:20
Thank you.
00:42:20
Yes, thank you for a thank you.
00:42:22
Want to use a second slice of American cheese
00:42:27
and then are browned in the cheese?
00:42:29
Melt? Stupid.
00:42:31
So dumb.
00:42:33
There.
00:42:35
Yes. Well.
00:42:38
That's I was
00:42:39
I brought that to the table to be annoying
00:42:42
for him.
00:42:46
And I really dislike
00:42:49
this is a good takeaway,
00:42:51
but everything is a little bit
00:42:56
like, what kind of do you use?
00:42:58
Tasty, meaty, turkey filled cold cut combo.
00:43:03
Cut combo.
00:43:08
There's no sound, you fucker.
00:43:09
Don't fuck it up.
00:43:10
Sour dough baguette. Grab a bunch of fucking.
00:43:13
Oh this guy.
00:43:14
Spread it well, there goes.
00:43:16
Yeah, there goes our fucking YouTube.
00:43:18
We're not supposed to fucking swear.
00:43:20
Big Jim's the best looking thing already said.
00:43:22
Fuck those bunch of balsamic glaze on the other side.
00:43:26
There's a fucking ton of spicy.
00:43:28
So it's the repeated talking about the bumper for pepper spray.
00:43:33
Sam. It's a ball of the.
00:43:34
And you're just going to break it up.
00:43:36
No. Nothing.
00:43:39
Where's my car? There's no cock.
00:43:41
She said, monster.
00:43:45
It's better not the other word.
00:43:50
Here we go.
00:43:50
Shit. Piss. Fucking sucker motherfucker!
00:43:53
Gary, I thought you didn't swear that one.
00:43:55
It's all about recording. Seriously? We're recording house. Go.
00:43:58
I thought that was you.
00:43:59
She actually made him marginally and literally
00:44:02
better than any fucking sandwich and all these hype scores.
00:44:06
Oh, there's a fat fucking line. Sandwiches are 60.
00:44:08
But it's better than all of those, I promise you.
00:44:11
That sandwich you'll ever eat, it works.
00:44:13
It has everything in there.
00:44:15
Salt, peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
00:44:18
Fucking doing a job in your fucking mouth. It's
00:44:22
like if you replace all of the ingredients with other stuff.
00:44:25
He said two things.
00:44:26
It's like an orgasm in your mouth and it includes everything.
00:44:31
Yeah,
00:44:33
okay. I'm not eating it.
00:44:35
It's like orgasming everything in your mouth at once.
00:44:38
I know it sounds like he's eating.
00:44:40
I don't know, looks like.
00:44:44
A, so perfect.
00:44:47
That looks delicious.
00:44:48
I want to eat naked.
00:44:49
Don't fuck.
00:44:49
Oh, dude, wipe that off your chin, dude.
00:44:53
Okay.
00:44:53
Oh, I know I don't get it.
00:44:57
Looks like I walk a sour dough bag that,
00:45:01
bag it.
00:45:02
But the first few things he puts on his sandwich, I would never like.
00:45:05
It's a fig jam.
00:45:07
I don't even have that.
00:45:09
Where am I supposed to get that from?
00:45:12
We're gonna get.
00:45:13
Where can I go get whatever it was?
00:45:15
I don't even know what one was.
00:45:18
What was
00:45:18
it? Oh.
00:45:27
I one.
00:45:31
What is it?
00:45:32
That's a sandwich.
00:45:33
Look at that sandwich.
00:45:35
Freaking sandwich.
00:45:38
And the sandwich.
00:45:40
What is it now?
00:45:42
I saw my husband roaming around the kitchen,
00:45:44
casually dropping hints that you wanted to go get a chicken sandwich.
00:45:48
I told him to get out since I was just going to make it for him.
00:45:51
Avoid this.
00:45:53
Vagaries.
00:45:53
Do you go out to eat so you don't have to do dishes afterwards?
00:45:57
Mr.. No dishes. Steak. Nice burger buns.
00:46:00
I prefer something.
00:46:00
No, this is Hawaiian roll.
00:46:03
I also prefer to buy it in a bag.
00:46:05
Much simpler.
00:46:06
Could you please sneeze or blow your fucking. No.
00:46:09
I don't like the way you think.
00:46:11
Combining all of my dry ingredients, adding in my milk and yeast
00:46:15
and egg and egg yolk, and letting that go until it comes together before
00:46:18
adding in some butter.
00:46:20
KitchenAid and bowl setup costs more than my education
00:46:23
once it came together, right.
00:46:24
And her voice makes it sound like she's floating on.
00:46:27
She doesn't walk.
00:46:27
She can't be bothered to walk.
00:46:30
She just floats around.
00:46:31
Know there I can't walk either.
00:46:33
I just found out.
00:46:35
Oh, but I just realized her.
00:46:36
Her dress is a small drone.
00:46:38
So that's how my dough is soft.
00:46:40
I let it rise.
00:46:41
Oh, that's an hour and a half before punching out
00:46:44
all the air and dividing my dough into six little buns.
00:46:47
I folded in sex creating.
00:46:50
I like sex lot of the bread and rolled it out into a little ball.
00:46:54
I let my buns rise for another an hour.
00:46:58
I like cheese on my buns, I like I started out, yeah, I like it when it.
00:47:01
It's out all over. This looks delicious.
00:47:04
I like crispy, crispy crunchy corner like this.
00:47:07
I set that aside and made some ketchup that looks like shit.
00:47:11
No, I can't tell a lie.
00:47:13
I like that.
00:47:13
So when I got started on my breading for my chicken, I'm surprised you didn't.
00:47:18
It must be a cultural thing. I don't like the red sauce.
00:47:21
That summer, when I got started on my breading for my chicken.
00:47:24
I'm surprised you didn't know the flour from flax growing in your own yard.
00:47:28
Which was flour.
00:47:30
Hey, sarcastic, hypocritical asshole.
00:47:32
You're the one that just raised chicken ribs from a little fucking toddler babies.
00:47:36
A corn starch, paprika, onion powder, pepper, salt and chili flakes.
00:47:40
My wet batter was just some egg and milk.
00:47:44
Sometimes Ryan has extra bacon so he'll get a
00:47:48
he'll get the old French bread from JJ Jimmy John's.
00:47:51
I'll do, peanut butter and jelly with bacon.
00:47:54
It's pretty damn good.
00:47:56
Yeah, that sounds like bacon and ice cream.
00:47:57
Like things that aren't supposed to go together.
00:47:59
It would do the sweet and savory, sweet and salty.
00:48:02
Okay, so I would I would do that
00:48:04
because I don't like jelly once my buns had don't know I don't like jelly.
00:48:08
I push them with my egg wash and pop them in the oven until they were golden brown.
00:48:13
I love you, but I, I remember why I don't like jelly.
00:48:16
I don't share too much on the show, so I'm going to share this.
00:48:18
When I was a really little kid, my aunt made us probably peanut butter and
00:48:22
jelly, and for the first time in my life, I had, like, preserves instead of jam.
00:48:28
And I thought I was eating.
00:48:30
I don't know what I thought I was eating, but it was big chunks of,
00:48:33
you know, like bugs and fruit and stuff in there.
00:48:36
Hopefully just fruit.
00:48:37
Yeah, I have no issue with these.
00:48:39
Turns out, though, there was like a soft bug on my preserve.
00:48:43
Yo know, the oil was heating up.
00:48:44
I did my check in and I just assumed that, oh my flour and set that aside
00:48:49
before frying it on both sides of your chicken breast before frying them.
00:48:53
Makes them more flat, uniformly based upon
00:48:56
crispy cook quicker, letting it rest on a wire rack.
00:49:00
When I started on my burgers cooking, doing a burger sauce
00:49:04
in addition to the ketchup time seemed to waste that no,
00:49:08
I did in my ketchup and some homemade may I had in the fridge.
00:49:11
If not good.
00:49:12
Makes me cringe in summer, so that's going to be amazing, unfortunately.
00:49:18
Okay, before I go oh,
00:49:22
how much I hope so.
00:49:26
So I.
00:49:33
It was
00:49:33
very lonely being the only one getting her that circle K.
00:49:38
That looks like a circle K
00:49:41
that could be our first trivia question.
00:49:43
Now does anybody remember C first of all I this is R
00:49:48
shouldn't you celebrate at the end of your three years.
00:49:52
This is our last.
00:49:54
Next year we're starting for it seems ridiculous
00:49:57
to celebrate three when we're already in our fourth year.
00:50:00
Like the whole millennial thing.
00:50:01
I didn't like that. Let's just celebrate.
00:50:04
So celebrate our this.
00:50:06
We're celebrating for next week.
00:50:07
What's bigger?
00:50:08
Next up for
00:50:11
I'll keep all yeah, I'll keep on started for the
00:50:15
well yeah it's the start of four so we should celebrate three now
00:50:19
that's just my my opinion.
00:50:21
What you say we're going to lose that.
00:50:22
Otherwise you said we're going to celebrate our three years
00:50:26
next year with our anniversary show.
00:50:28
I thought that's what I heard.
00:50:30
Next year is our anniversary show. This year.
00:50:32
Next year next week's our anniversary show.
00:50:34
This is our last show of the third year.
00:50:37
This is incredible.
00:50:39
We're not going to
00:50:40
do any more shows in the third year.
00:50:44
This is it.
00:50:46
Okay.
00:50:47
Do do parts.
00:50:48
Look up for me?
00:50:52
You know, say,
00:50:54
I did say after the ball was over.
00:51:00
Oh, is that you're singing?
00:51:04
Yes. No. No.
00:51:16
I mean, get creative.
00:51:20
Thing.
00:51:24
It was.
00:51:26
Alice took out her glass. I.
00:51:33
You guys are supposed to talk
00:51:34
when I'm doing the tumbler,
00:51:37
I waves on the wall.
00:51:41
Is it
00:51:43
the halls?
00:51:46
After the ball was over, Alice took out her glass.
00:51:49
I put her peg leg in the corner.
00:51:52
Cork took a bottle of dye, put her teeth in the tumbler, on her wig, on the wall.
00:51:58
There wasn't much left of Alice after the ball.
00:52:04
So I stand by my statement.
00:52:10
Yeah,
00:52:11
and you don't know how, that's pretty bad.
00:52:18
But I mean, I
00:52:21
know that wasn't singing.
00:52:24
I don't, I don't that was singing, okay.
00:52:28
I don't know how you can define like the natural artificial conversation.
00:52:32
I don't agree with in any way, but
00:52:36
that was singing.
00:52:42
Now, what are you typing in?
00:52:44
The definition.
00:52:46
Do you have to be in tune for singing to be considered singing? Yes.
00:52:49
Singing is fundamentally the act of producing musical sounds
00:52:51
with the voice, regardless of whether those notes
00:52:53
are perfectly aligned with the melody or key.
00:52:55
While staying in tune or pitch
00:52:58
makes a performance more pleasing and recognizable to listeners,
00:53:01
it is more requirement for the physical act to sing itself.
00:53:05
All right, but I mean, noise.
00:53:07
There has to be a threshold between noise and singing.
00:53:12
Yeah, that may have been too critical.
00:53:14
I'll I'll back up.
00:53:16
I still can't remember what the other song I sang
00:53:19
and sang was spun song.
00:53:23
So there's a lot of these questions.
00:53:25
So instead of just waiting till our anniversary show,
00:53:27
which I honestly, you know, today, I'm not very good at math.
00:53:31
We should start.
00:53:32
No, no, Netflix, our anniversary.
00:53:35
We're not going to play a game or anything.
00:53:36
We're just going to know.
00:53:37
So, hey, I want to do it.
00:53:40
I want to get an episode in episode 76.
00:53:43
What was the main scientific process?
00:53:45
Gary explains
00:53:48
it, which was water moving through
00:53:50
a semi-permeable membrane, osmosis
00:53:54
that route. Is it diffusion?
00:53:57
Was it osmosis?
00:53:58
Was it evaporation or was it condensation?
00:54:02
I mean
00:54:08
in episode
00:54:08
76, Gary revealed why he wears a white lab coat.
00:54:12
Why does Gary wear a white lab coat?
00:54:14
In this episode?
00:54:19
In osmosis.
00:54:20
I should know this.
00:54:24
In the chat, we have answers tonight.
00:54:27
I can answer preserves, jam and jelly.
00:54:29
I agree, totally different things, I agree.
00:54:32
And what about, I marmalade?
00:54:35
What the fuck is.
00:54:36
What the fuck is marmalade?
00:54:39
Marmalade?
00:54:39
That stupid British concept that should have never been invented.
00:54:43
That's gross.
00:54:44
But my point is, is it somehow distinguishable by the way it's there
00:54:47
to the way it tastes or sugar?
00:54:50
Halfway decent, right?
00:54:52
Yeah.
00:54:53
Why does wear it wearing gear?
00:54:55
Why does wearing gear a lab coat?
00:54:57
In that episode I'm wearing a gear.
00:55:00
I'm carrying a wearing a lab coat.
00:55:04
I think it's for my credibility.
00:55:07
I think it is to talk.
00:55:09
To talk about chemistry.
00:55:10
Even though he admits he's not qualified.
00:55:14
Not qualified? Yes.
00:55:16
Credibility is that was that was specific.
00:55:17
It wasn't just to be more respectable or look smarter,
00:55:20
because then 76 I versus yes,
00:55:25
I have like thousands of these questions now and it is going to be awesome.
00:55:31
New addition I show in episode 41.
00:55:34
I like this according to Gary, why did ancient people start wearing pants
00:55:38
as tubes around their legs?
00:55:42
As anybody remember why?
00:55:45
You see?
00:55:47
Yep. I guess you do know.
00:55:48
We'll just, you know, we'll just keep asking Gary.
00:55:49
Yes. For horseback riding, preventing chafing.
00:55:52
Where did it originate for bonus points?
00:55:56
Did it do?
00:55:59
I'm going to go with.
00:56:03
Who who who?
00:56:06
I really don't know. So,
00:56:09
everything originate or. So. Here you go.
00:56:11
Let me go with.
00:56:12
If you don't know, then go with the place that mathematically covers
00:56:15
most of the entire globe.
00:56:19
Maybe wrong, but Asia, yes, is bigger than Africa.
00:56:22
I don't think it is.
00:56:24
More people.
00:56:27
All right.
00:56:27
Older civilization in episode 38.
00:56:31
Fashion or fashion or whatever.
00:56:35
We had the argument about pronouncing it that I can vaguely remember.
00:56:39
Well, first of all, what is motion?
00:56:42
I mean, the way I have no idea.
00:56:44
I don't the pompous sense that Gary uses it.
00:56:48
The answer is pompous, I don't remember, I don't know.
00:56:51
In the same episode, Gary discusses Beckley, teepee
00:56:54
pillar 43 and possible past future apocalypse warnings.
00:56:58
What single word is written on that pillar? Yeah.
00:57:03
God, God,
00:57:06
look at the reference in that man.
00:57:07
Maybe we should take that shit seriously.
00:57:09
Let's go way back for one last third.
00:57:11
One encyclopedic memory
00:57:15
a lot.
00:57:16
Encyclopedic memory
00:57:19
works well. Yes.
00:57:22
Just so you know.
00:57:22
Two, I think we're experiencing a huge delay on today's show, so.
00:57:26
Well, well, when you say your words, speak your P's talking
00:57:29
long blocks, long, huge chunks, and then pass off to the other person.
00:57:33
Kind of like a over.
00:57:34
I don't have a lot to say right now.
00:57:40
Okay, well then that's weird to say it loudly and slowly.
00:57:44
That's not what I meant.
00:57:46
I didn't mean each word.
00:57:47
I meant fine instead of saying, hey, what?
00:57:50
What do you do?
00:57:51
Because we're going to get all off track, all right.
00:57:53
Going all the way back.
00:57:54
Oh, all the way back.
00:58:00
Wait, I lost, I lost my place.
00:58:01
I lost my place. Here we go.
00:58:03
That's right. Episode one.
00:58:05
These are for the hardcore people.
00:58:06
This is even, this is, flat trans bd or as we bd before draw.
00:58:12
Yeah, yeah.
00:58:15
Episode one Giza, the Great Pyramid, who hosts the show
00:58:19
and opens the discussion on sweat shorts.
00:58:24
Now that was me.
00:58:26
That was Gary.
00:58:27
Okay, let's get to a more serious question.
00:58:29
What age does Gary speculate?
00:58:31
The pyramid.
00:58:33
That's a weird way to put a question being
00:58:36
what age does Gary speculate for the pyramid people
00:58:41
how old I am?
00:58:42
Couple questions.
00:58:45
What what would I have said?
00:58:46
I think I may have said 10,000 years.
00:58:51
Anyone?
00:58:52
Anyone within 40.
00:58:55
It's actually 80,000 years old.
00:58:58
Possibly up to 80,000 years old.
00:59:00
Yeah, I know
00:59:02
what sort of fiction movie premise does Gary reference
00:59:05
to explain why governments might hide ancient truths.
00:59:12
For the final question, The Matrix
00:59:17
anyone else?
00:59:20
That is 84 people would laugh out a screen.
00:59:24
Second guess doesn't matter.
00:59:26
Ryan asks.
00:59:28
Gary, please give us an update on Willy.
00:59:31
Oh, William has a court date Monday.
00:59:34
Oh, that was today, correct?
00:59:36
I don't know, today is Monday.
00:59:40
They had court today.
00:59:43
I don't know, I don't.
00:59:48
I remember.
00:59:53
It's the good.
00:59:58
I and I'm still
01:00:00
I don't still don't take it easy on him is that is not.
01:00:04
This is stupid what he did to himself.
01:00:07
It's just see, we are all out to get ourselves.
01:00:12
Future me is gonna hate me for staying up too late tonight.
01:00:16
Future me regrets it when I drink too much.
01:00:19
Future me I, I I'm never concerned about future me.
01:00:22
Because future me does not exist yet.
01:00:25
And there's nothing future me could do to current me.
01:00:28
And current me is the one that's most important to me currently.
01:00:32
So fuck do you mean future you doesn't exist yet?
01:00:34
Future you never exist,
01:00:37
right?
01:00:39
Precisely.
01:00:40
But the future me that will exist,
01:00:43
that will regret what current me is
01:00:48
doing to myself.
01:00:51
Will regret past me.
01:00:54
Which is currently now you following any of this?
01:00:59
Yeah.
01:01:00
I think you're going more back to the future than Terminator.
01:01:05
No matrix, nothing.
01:01:08
No men in black.
01:01:09
Oh, matrix.
01:01:10
I guess before I get.
01:01:13
I love my my swim noodle.
01:01:15
This is great.
01:01:23
All right, I got to play this.
01:01:24
It's just time. But.
01:01:32
Welcome aboard.
01:01:33
Flight 1256, service from Lubbock, Texas to Charleston, South Carolina.
01:01:37
My name is Dr.
01:01:38
Sabrina.
01:01:39
And returning to the flight crew this week is Gareth.
01:01:42
Hi all, I'm Gareth.
01:01:44
Gareth just got back from a month long sabbatical, so let's give him a hand.
01:01:48
It was more like a summer long, but okay.
01:01:49
You're making me blush now, typically this is when you write
01:01:54
safety demonstrations.
01:01:56
News flash.
01:01:56
So we like to do things a little different around here.
01:02:00
And I do so want to give us a B anyone I mean I used to beatbox in college,
01:02:05
but I don't know if I can still ever.
01:02:10
Come back not
01:02:13
1250 C is a real fun flight.
01:02:15
Will be so up through the sky like a pig.
01:02:17
Okay, your crew is draw Sabrina and Gareth.
01:02:20
Your comfort and safety is what we cherish.
01:02:23
Fasten your seat belts and pull up tight and don't unbuckle.
01:02:27
If you see you then last.
01:02:28
Be sure to stay seated or you'll bump your head.
01:02:30
And God's not real.
01:02:32
When you die, you're dead.
01:02:34
Give it to Terry.
01:02:39
They deserve to know we're doing a safety wrap. You.
01:02:43
Your line was.
01:02:44
Exit rows are marked in red.
01:02:46
I'm just preparing them. For what?
01:02:48
The beyond.
01:02:49
Oh, look, folks, we apologize. God is real.
01:02:53
And Gareth will stick to the rant we agreed on.
01:02:55
We are alone in the cosmos and Gareth will rap as he pleases.
01:03:00
Just ignore him.
01:03:02
Sir, would you please bring that beat back in?
01:03:05
I thought that was pretty far.
01:03:08
Thanks, but it's just something I.
01:03:12
If you happen to be seated in the exit
01:03:14
row, there's a couple of things we think you should know.
01:03:17
Your closest exit might be to the best and the after losses.
01:03:21
Just avoid a blast. I'm doing that.
01:03:24
I will not be silent to you, dear.
01:03:27
I woke up, Sabrina.
01:03:29
I woke the hell up.
01:03:30
Well, Spencer worked very hard on this ramp, so cut it absolute up.
01:03:35
Yes, I have a question.
01:03:36
Yes, ma'am.
01:03:37
You are in fact, in a seated in an exit row.
01:03:40
Yes. Oh, no.
01:03:41
My question is for Gareth.
01:03:42
So when you die, you just go on forever.
01:03:45
Bingo. Not.
01:03:47
And religion is a dope.
01:03:48
Yep. Shields us from that. Impermanence.
01:03:52
If you're interested, I can recommend life.
01:03:54
Can we please just finish the grappling? Thank you.
01:03:57
I agree, it's worth the freak show ends now.
01:04:00
Okay, sir, please bring that sweet ass beat back in one more time.
01:04:05
It is a very sweet beat. Really?
01:04:08
It's not that
01:04:10
time right
01:04:12
now. Let's discuss an important task.
01:04:15
How to apply your acid to match.
01:04:17
Look out below.
01:04:18
When they start to fall, you gotta move quick.
01:04:21
There's no time to stall.
01:04:23
Strapped to the hand, pull the tight inside.
01:04:25
Be sure to do yours before helping your friends.
01:04:28
Yes, that you all understand,
01:04:31
but you should be doing something in a water landing.
01:04:34
The cushion on your sink can be used is the first you can slide down the ramp
01:04:38
and into a boat.
01:04:39
Blood stains the water and you start to scream.
01:04:42
What benevolent God would allow such a thing there?
01:04:45
Marshal on here at all?
01:04:47
When I say death is you say final death is final death hour.
01:04:52
Okay. That's it. Give me that.
01:04:53
You give it to me. Are you gonna kill me?
01:04:56
The burden of proof is not on me as a duelist.
01:04:57
It's also on the material police.
01:04:59
On me off. Oh.
01:05:02
Real nice.
01:05:02
Everyone here should read 1984.
01:05:05
It's as relevant now as forever here in three.
01:05:08
Yeah, yeah.
01:05:13
Okay, on that topic,
01:05:16
draw likes to claim I did take that summer off.
01:05:18
Now, I was involved in the show every single episode for three years,
01:05:23
which is more than Dawkins day now draws even here.
01:05:26
Never been.
01:05:27
Okay, so, that was great.
01:05:30
Brady, did you write that skit?
01:05:34
I can't take credit for writing it.
01:05:35
Only putting your face on it.
01:05:38
Okay, well, that was great.
01:05:40
So Ryan is saying the dust on my symbols is like 4 or 5 mils? Man.
01:05:45
No, this is shitty Chinese plastic.
01:05:48
And, like, I'm literally moving it around.
01:05:52
It has like, a,
01:05:54
not a, you know, like a nap, a texture.
01:05:56
You know, you can brush like corduroy.
01:05:59
The only thing you can
01:06:00
see is where my fingers,
01:06:03
my fingers is where I, where I choke it.
01:06:05
And my oil has gotten rid of the rid of the white powdery.
01:06:09
You know how, like, I don't know how to explain it, but it's not coming off.
01:06:12
It's not dust.
01:06:13
Trust me, I try to get rid of it.
01:06:14
The only way with
01:06:15
I might be able to get rid of it is to put on, like, armor all our shit.
01:06:17
But I'm not going to fuck up the.
01:06:19
I keep grabbing in different places.
01:06:22
See, that's if 44
01:06:24
years of training, I'm grabbing it in that same place every every.
01:06:28
Yeah, yeah, most drummers would say that's actually great to hit in the same place.
01:06:34
Ooh, looks really draw.
01:06:36
I think it looks like the room's on fire.
01:06:40
It should probably evacuate.
01:06:44
Oh, I see
01:06:47
you're really playing with your new features, aren't you?
01:06:50
Yeah, I just realized we have transparencies back.
01:06:52
It's just going to get so stupid.
01:06:54
So stupid.
01:06:54
Okay.
01:06:58
Oh, look at that.
01:07:00
Wait, that's not what that was.
01:07:01
It was, like, unburned.
01:07:02
Oh, it's started in the middle.
01:07:04
There it goes.
01:07:06
All right.
01:07:08
Fantastic.
01:07:08
Those are called transparencies because I can't see through them.
01:07:12
Can we?
01:07:12
Here, draw?
01:07:14
No, we do the show without them.
01:07:16
No, we don't just worry about them. Otherwise he'll get upset.
01:07:18
He's doing his thing. He's doing the best he can.
01:07:20
It sucks to fucking travel and do the show.
01:07:22
Trust me, I tried.
01:07:23
I love it when he gets upset.
01:07:25
I don't get a tiger shirt.
01:07:27
Don't go tiger show. Bad for draw.
01:07:31
He has a Detroit shirt on and then a tiger.
01:07:33
One for draw.
01:07:33
Look at him go left.
01:07:35
That might have you since this year.
01:07:37
He's thriving.
01:07:38
Not just surviving is draw.
01:07:41
Sure you're on mute.
01:07:41
In all his majestic splendor.
01:07:43
This is drawing his natural habitat.
01:07:46
Really?
01:07:49
Yeah.
01:07:50
Look at him.
01:07:51
He's in a it's a oh, there's the window.
01:07:55
Okay. It is dark now.
01:07:57
Soon as I'm sure it's not going to cut out, I'll hit the button.
01:08:02
That's a nice room.
01:08:03
Sorry if I'm not getting everyone chat.
01:08:05
We have so many chats.
01:08:06
I have it all down off my screen.
01:08:09
Come on, Steve, your social stream doesn't actually manually or,
01:08:12
automatically scroll as people
01:08:16
chat.
01:08:18
I blame Steve.
01:08:22
All right, we can do Sabina, or we can do where in the world?
01:08:24
I'll just leave it up to you and give you some semblance of control.
01:08:30
Oh, so if I have any of
01:08:34
Sabina, I was going to say test it.
01:08:36
Let's see how it works.
01:08:39
Harsh and forever.
01:08:40
Watch harshly.
01:08:41
Father, please, please, please fix me.
01:08:46
Hassan. That's all right.
01:08:48
It's not like
01:08:50
here it is harsh and cheese.
01:08:53
Please. Please.
01:08:55
Just for us. Oh,
01:09:00
it's not on the screen.
01:09:04
Let's see if I can see that item on the screen right there.
01:09:07
Oh, there we go. Supposed to be on the screen.
01:09:09
Power is a great idea.
01:09:11
Let's take a look. What?
01:09:13
Acceptance. It's up people.
01:09:14
Sorry. It's the whole point of the thing she said.
01:09:15
Nuclear power.
01:09:16
Nuclear power is a great idea in principle. Clear.
01:09:19
But what's a major nuclear?
01:09:20
It's like some people are afraid of it.
01:09:22
Wait, what? Did she wait for? Not.
01:09:25
You can't say that. What she's saying.
01:09:33
All of
01:09:33
the major nuclear power is a great idea in principle,
01:09:36
but one of the major obstacles to its acceptance. It's.
01:09:38
People are afraid of it.
01:09:40
The idea of a runaway train. I'm not afraid of it. Stop.
01:09:42
And that might contaminate hundreds of square kilometers for not very comforting.
01:09:46
Today I have a very interesting.
01:09:47
There's no reason to be afraid of not to about working on the why.
01:09:51
Why waste bans have runaway reactions that
01:09:55
let's overlook nuclear fission reactions.
01:09:57
The right?
01:09:58
Why subcritical? We're all going to die.
01:10:01
I'm not like running out in traffic and hoping something hits me, but I'm not.
01:10:03
I don't want to be a lead.
01:10:07
Oh, I see now there.
01:10:08
We might differ. Oh that's great.
01:10:11
You know, I'm joking.
01:10:14
I'm clearly joking. That's not funny.
01:10:17
Is the energy for the splitting of large atomic nuclei.
01:10:19
How are you internalized?
01:10:24
If you do feel desperate and depressed,
01:10:26
please reach out for help and call the suicide hotline.
01:10:30
The reason I'm saying that is because we do have a mash up later.
01:10:32
That is all about it.
01:10:34
I found this terrible animation.
01:10:35
Yeah, it's not how it works in fission reactors as an atomic bombs,
01:10:39
one splits atomic nuclei with neutrons.
01:10:40
The neutron is not repelled by the positive
01:10:42
electric charges in the nucleus it enters. It's easily.
01:10:44
But then once that it pushes all the other particles around
01:10:47
and that destabilizes the nucleus, it decays usually decays into two
01:10:50
pretty large chunks that are new, smaller atomic nuclei.
01:10:53
The important thing is that for some nuclei it decays into two new.
01:10:56
Sorry. Speaking of decays, DK Metcalf was.
01:11:01
Nice.
01:11:01
No charges.
01:11:02
So he actually just called him by his real name.
01:11:05
He did not say a racial slur.
01:11:07
He did not say, oh, what did he say? He
01:11:13
he just simply said, we'll name whatever DK stands for.
01:11:17
He called him that and that set him off.
01:11:19
So if you're an NFL player that ever plays DK Metcalf and you want to get him off
01:11:22
his game, just simply call him whatever name is real name
01:11:27
Desmond, Desmond, Keister or whatever, play plus two or more neutrons and all.
01:11:31
You see the magic.
01:11:32
You start with two neutrons, split one nucleus and get energy.
01:11:34
Imagine you neutron star, split two more nuclei from which you get energy
01:11:37
plus four neutrons, and then you get eight new.
01:11:40
And then they tell neutrons, and then they tell to turns and so on.
01:11:44
They imagine it's been so long, if you are sufficiently many of them
01:11:48
clearly densely packed together,
01:11:50
this is the only one old enough to remember the mass.
01:11:52
That's the threshold of material like plutonium necessary to launch
01:11:55
the chain reaction, the actual result for a nuclear fission reactor.
01:11:57
You don't want this necessarily to lure Egyptian dildos.
01:12:03
Because there's.
01:12:11
That's his real name,
01:12:13
Jalen Zacharias.
01:12:15
Metcalf. Nice.
01:12:17
They launched the chamber.
01:12:19
Yeah. Rice.
01:12:21
Actually, the issue you saw for anybody,
01:12:23
a lot of people lighten up calling us
01:12:26
Zacharias Sitchin, Zacharias Sitchin because Zechariah is a name
01:12:30
that you're familiar with. And Zechariah is not.
01:12:33
So. Uriah Sitchin well, parents, you got your kid.
01:12:38
You name your kid gem instead of Jim,
01:12:41
and everyone calls him Jim instead of Jim, then you're the idiot.
01:12:46
I mean, you shouldn't do something that close in.
01:12:48
What is.
01:12:48
What is it? Second. What?
01:12:49
What's his name? Jim.
01:12:52
It sounds like a cigaret.
01:12:53
Jim. Zachariah.
01:12:56
Zechariah
01:12:58
v c h r I Zech.
01:13:01
Zechariah.
01:13:03
Placer Valley.
01:13:03
Release all the energy.
01:13:04
So you have to find a way to slow down the reaction.
01:13:06
Usually one does this
01:13:07
with some sort of moderating material that slows down the neutrons.
01:13:11
Still, you have the issue that anything that can
01:13:13
fail will fail at some point, and then you're back to the runaway
01:13:15
reaction that can overheat and melt the reactor core.
01:13:18
And we have to come up with all the way through the earth.
01:13:20
I was told when I was a kid, various
01:13:22
clever ways to deal with the problem in molten salt reactors.
01:13:25
For example,
01:13:25
if the temperature rises too much, that'll trigger a dump of the molten salt.
01:13:28
That'll cool it. And this happens without any intervention.
01:13:31
Then again, the molten salt is super highly corrosive
01:13:33
and difficult to deal with.
01:13:34
And that's the major reason why, despite all the talk about it,
01:13:36
we still haven't seen any commercial molten salt thorium reactors.
01:13:39
The new technology is now to just never reach the criticality threshold.
01:13:42
You just shoot at a reactor core,
01:13:45
you turn off the beam and the fish and tapers out quickly.
01:13:47
It makes runaway reactions impossible.
01:13:49
The most celebrated company working on this is the US startup Emperor.
01:13:52
They want to build a micro reactor that could generate 15 to 30MW of power.
01:13:55
So they say it's a hybrid fission fusion machine with a three.
01:13:59
It just costs too much right now for the amount of energy it produces.
01:14:02
And no companies want to invest in it because it's just not moneymaking.
01:14:06
Yet the
01:14:07
printed subcritical core that can operate for decades and it's never refueled.
01:14:10
The radioactive compound is a small one, which then breeds uranium.
01:14:13
They have these fancy visuals for them.
01:14:15
Like, wait, she said, breeds.
01:14:20
Yeah. That
01:14:23
does it. Really.
01:14:23
That's an alternative definition.
01:14:27
If she was breeding a dwarf
01:14:29
in 2 to 3m wide in height and it roughly fit onto a truck, that's
01:14:32
the main selling point because nothing reassure the public about nuclear power.
01:14:35
And she wasn't done yet.
01:14:37
Wait, wait, just what's the fusion part?
01:14:39
I haven't found any explanation for this on the company pages, but I have a guess.
01:14:42
You see, the standard way to get neutrons
01:14:44
is from a proton accelerator. You accelerate the protons,
01:14:46
slam them into a target, and get a spray of neutrons.
01:14:49
Super Raiders are large.
01:14:50
We're talking several hundred meters in length. You don't think?
01:14:53
I hope she does. Looking up the.
01:14:56
Fusion path must be a cool neutron source.
01:14:59
The most efficient way to create
01:15:00
neutrons from fusion is to use deuterium and tritium fusion.
01:15:03
That's kind of the process most fusion startups want to use.
01:15:07
Problem is that I don't see
01:15:08
how the yield of the fusion will be high enough for the purposes
01:15:11
of fusion first, in which case, why use the fission part so well?
01:15:15
Personally, I would not invest into this company.
01:15:17
And there are other critical startups, for example Subcritical Systems and Alstom.
01:15:20
They say that they are using a proton accelerator
01:15:22
for the neutrons and want to bring power online by 2028.
01:15:25
They're probably talking about something in the range of 50 to 100MW or so.
01:15:28
Given that that technology is now in 2028,
01:15:30
seems rather that 50 to 100 is such a specific number.
01:15:34
And weird way to say it.
01:15:38
Because but not totally impossible.
01:15:39
The company Muon Inc. is working well.
01:15:41
You like these reactors likely wouldn't be used to power cities, but
01:15:44
you could use them to power a data center or a factory complex or similar.
01:15:47
The subcritical reactors have another benefit, which is most likely
01:15:50
they will just use to charge our phones while
01:15:52
creating energy from a Swiss company, transmute, who specializes in things.
01:15:56
Besides this, there are a few governmental projects in Belgium, China.
01:16:00
In summary.
01:16:01
Now, she said, Belgium is going to make nuclear fission power much safer.
01:16:05
Yeah, I think there will be either cheap or small.
01:16:08
Maybe the reactors can't run away their investors.
01:16:10
That's that's across the world.
01:16:13
It's incredibly difficult online when there are a dozen companies out there.
01:16:17
She knows something that we don't know why. I'm sorry.
01:16:20
Probably. I think she knows a lot of things.
01:16:21
You know, I think that, I don't know.
01:16:23
We'll look at this.
01:16:24
Did you see these that are selling like crazy?
01:16:30
Yeah.
01:16:33
Does that or does that not look like a two tombstone
01:16:36
to you?
01:16:40
Like a tombstone
01:16:42
I've never seen that.
01:16:43
Says the United States of America, 1776 to 2026.
01:16:48
Even if you look back in the old, like in, oh, I lived through
01:16:52
I lived through 1976 and they never put 1776,
01:16:57
1976.
01:16:59
Yeah.
01:16:59
You know, because there is
01:17:01
it would make sense if it said 250 years and then it showed those years.
01:17:05
The in the 250 it doesn't say anything about 250. No.
01:17:10
This was sent to me by a viewer.
01:17:12
It is
01:17:14
interesting.
01:17:14
We have a viewer.
01:17:17
We have many thinking which like comment, subscribe, do the do the damn thing.
01:17:22
You know this let me get the most likely amazing in bed.
01:17:25
Yeah, I guess Luke.
01:17:28
How many Luke guesses do I get?
01:17:30
Luke no, I am not.
01:17:33
I'm nowhere near Luke. It was not.
01:17:35
It was not Luke okay, where's Jordan?
01:17:39
He's right there.
01:17:41
I believe in New Mexico.
01:17:44
Oh, he people.
01:17:46
What?
01:17:46
You know, where in the world is draw?
01:17:50
Yeah, well, it's Blue Cross
01:17:53
didn't fly down.
01:17:55
Who are you in with?
01:17:57
TSA about is asking them to tell us a story.
01:18:02
It's a truck like that.
01:18:04
Cuz I think he's been.
01:18:06
But the loudest thing about him is the closet that he's in.
01:18:10
To me. Where in the world?
01:18:13
A very good yo Jericho.
01:18:20
What do you do?
01:18:22
I'm guessing the same place you were last time,
01:18:26
what with my Phoenix, my opening bid.
01:18:29
You're in Phoenix.
01:18:31
What would you make you guess? That?
01:18:34
Yeah. Is a game
01:18:35
like a or shit.
01:18:38
I'm sorry everyone.
01:18:39
All the anticipation for nothing.
01:18:43
You know?
01:18:46
He often hate America.
01:18:48
No, no we don't. Why do you hate America?
01:18:50
You don't want to destroy your nationality, too.
01:18:53
You should be careful putting that public.
01:18:57
What are you doing?
01:18:58
First? I think you said America.
01:19:01
Yeah,
01:19:02
well, you don't want to do it here in the general Phoenix area.
01:19:04
And I guess, I guess anywhere at all
01:19:07
from the research, I don't.
01:19:11
Don't get a, Jeep Wrangler, period.
01:19:14
Number one.
01:19:14
Number two, don't get a rental car.
01:19:16
One, if you expect to have
01:19:18
it still be in its parking spot when you walk out of your hotel drawer,
01:19:23
do you freak out the
01:19:24
club because they dare to say hello in it?
01:19:28
Rage quit when the answer that to go
01:19:33
where in the world is moderator Dr.
01:19:37
Drew?
01:19:37
Yo, Georgia.
01:19:42
Where's my, footage?
01:19:43
That it only takes the thieves a few seconds to get it?
01:19:46
Yeah. Started before they're driving away.
01:19:49
Please tell me they're not my first show.
01:19:52
Jeep Wrangler thefts in the district.
01:19:54
But if you do a quick search on under the different statements from a
01:19:57
from a year or two ago.
01:19:58
But this is a highly scalable moments someone has seen.
01:20:05
So you know, I, I just I don't I've had a word another driver nearby.
01:20:09
The alarms never went off so they break a window I don't know, it's dilation.
01:20:13
It was high.
01:20:14
The steel is high.
01:20:15
It was the steel percentage
01:20:18
steel ability
01:20:19
least to wake up with a missing car.
01:20:21
My wife came out in the morning to, drive to work and, went to work.
01:20:26
Yeah. Just noticed. Yeah. It was.
01:20:28
Yeah, I did the same thing.
01:20:29
Yeah, they called me and,
01:20:32
I didn't call him. I didn't do that.
01:20:33
Neighbor came out, realize a Jeep was also stolen.
01:20:36
Security footage.
01:20:37
The guy looks like a beaver.
01:20:40
Yeah. Kind of shout.
01:20:41
I'll do a video later, but, another Jeep Wrangler within 30 minutes.
01:20:46
Say my mouth and, like, the head on this job, he says.
01:20:50
Yeah. So,
01:20:53
I was leaving the hotel.
01:20:54
You can.
01:20:54
You can either turn the volume down on this or.
01:20:57
Yeah,
01:20:59
turn the volume down so you can watch the Beaver fucking Bucky.
01:21:03
The living fucking version of Bucky's here.
01:21:06
Look at this guy.
01:21:08
And they used to be the mascot for Bucky's.
01:21:11
It's him.
01:21:13
So human technology.
01:21:15
How you can just turn it on from your phone and shit,
01:21:17
which I know a little bit about.
01:21:18
Have the key and take off the long time TV. Yeah.
01:21:21
So I have looked at is it true that they can
01:21:23
they can get a signal booster potentially to
01:21:26
if you're in the general area, they can make it
01:21:27
look like the keys in the vehicle, and it'll operate as if it's
01:21:32
all well and good. Yeah.
01:21:33
And I don't know. I don't know anything.
01:21:35
I know some things. Right.
01:21:38
Yeah.
01:21:38
So, my coworker, went out to the vehicle.
01:21:42
His vehicle, 4 a.m.
01:21:45
m yeah, 4 a.m.. Exact
01:21:48
person out there.
01:21:49
And he saw and, trailer on a trailer, so there or on a trailer.
01:21:54
And was it for him?
01:21:55
It might have been 4:30 a.m..
01:21:57
Where are the, within the rights of the street?
01:22:02
Well, there was lights on
01:22:03
in the vehicle that he noticed,
01:22:04
and he was parked in a different area because, you know, I'm pimp shit.
01:22:06
I got diamond member.
01:22:07
I'm literally in the diamond member spot in front of the hotel.
01:22:12
Dude, if I was a
01:22:13
thief, that's exactly where I would go.
01:22:16
I'm not going to go fuck off with the copper.
01:22:17
Why do I want the copper and bronze level cars?
01:22:20
You probably got some shit in there.
01:22:23
Monday night Tuesday night?
01:22:24
Wednesday night, Thursday.
01:22:26
So it's already been parked there for three nights,
01:22:29
and my coworker said he saw lights at the vehicle and just assume like,
01:22:33
okay, hey, he's on his way to freaking where we're going as well.
01:22:38
And,
01:22:41
you know, I come out ten minutes, 15 minutes later and,
01:22:43
you know, my vehicle's there.
01:22:44
And of course, you know, at first
01:22:45
I'm just kind of like, well, fuck, what did I move it?
01:22:47
You know, obviously, because sometimes he parked somewhere
01:22:49
and then some assholes in your spot, then you parked in a different spot
01:22:52
and it's like, no, I definitely parked there.
01:22:54
And I didn't move because I walked to the fucking local watering hole.
01:22:58
And didn't even move the vehicle.
01:23:00
It was the only car I, out of all the diamond member spots,
01:23:04
it was the only one that was, you know, I it was the only one that was taken.
01:23:07
And it was my vehicle that was taking that spot. So,
01:23:11
you know, I go through all the checks and balances
01:23:13
and I, you know, call the police, please take forever to come.
01:23:16
They kept sending me text messages going, we'll be there in a minute.
01:23:18
We'll be there in a minute. We'll be there in a minute.
01:23:21
And at this point, I'm already at the job site,
01:23:24
and so they're just going to meet me at the job site.
01:23:26
And so I give the statement and nothing that, you know what I wrote, no big deal.
01:23:30
So then, the National real game used to get no, these telemarketer calls.
01:23:35
Right.
01:23:36
So I get a random call from from literally Walla Walla, Washington.
01:23:40
It sounds like a fucking Looney Tunes sketch.
01:23:41
And I'm like, I'm like, talking to my coworker and I'm.
01:23:44
Yeah, I kind of want to pick this up, but I'm not sure.
01:23:46
And so I'm like, it's probably a telemarketer.
01:23:49
So I just answer the phone.
01:23:50
Walla Walla, Washington and of course it's, you know, about the car
01:23:54
and it's people from from National in Walla Walla, Washington.
01:23:58
And so I just explain to her
01:23:59
exactly that just so we can all laugh at it and how dumb I am.
01:24:05
Yeah.
01:24:06
And so she said that the, the police report because she was like,
01:24:09
you had a police report, you push she she's like, we're not seeing it anywhere.
01:24:12
But she goes, it's good.
01:24:14
It doesn't matter regardless because we we have the vehicle.
01:24:19
It got picked up at the Mexican border and she goes normally
01:24:23
they probably would have let it through if it hadn't.
01:24:26
If it was reported stolen, they may have gone through.
01:24:29
They don't know exactly
01:24:30
what the dynamic was, maybe a random check or maybe something flagged.
01:24:34
But, yeah, it was at the Mexican border.
01:24:37
It's got my tools in it.
01:24:38
It's got what I hope.
01:24:40
And one of the, you know, I had I had stuff to do on on Sunday.
01:24:43
I would have loved to go do this golfing.
01:24:44
I'm kind of pissing myself, but, you know, I had to drive my tractor around
01:24:48
my lawn and, you know, do some deep patching and aerating and reseeding and,
01:24:54
you know, I had some it's man work to do, you know, and I'm not really that social.
01:24:58
I was sorry for my parents or not.
01:25:03
So I'm not.
01:25:04
So I'm sitting on my ass on a lawn mower,
01:25:05
but I'm sore from a few days before that, but, Yeah.
01:25:08
So, my
01:25:11
primary race,
01:25:13
my primary, range buzz,
01:25:16
which is from the last final
01:25:20
tournament we played, which I think was,
01:25:23
I think one of the last, you know, I think, I don't think it is.
01:25:26
It's a unique camp.
01:25:27
It might be in New Mexico and then my fucking primary.
01:25:29
Oh, okay. Beaten putter.
01:25:31
So I have three discs that I hope they didn't.
01:25:34
You know,
01:25:35
chuck out of the car or hopefully they went to Mexico and then came back.
01:25:39
But I was just like the rental car thing, and there's literally no updates.
01:25:43
Yeah.
01:25:44
Even though it just happened, you know, last night,
01:25:46
not even five days ago, I got maybe five days ago.
01:25:49
Exactly. Right.
01:25:52
But yeah, quite a quite interesting story.
01:25:54
So, Jeep Wranglers are really easy to steal, especially in 2026.
01:25:58
Yeah. So,
01:26:00
it seems like any area in the general Phoenix
01:26:02
area here is, you know, essentially like
01:26:06
Detroit because you can just get a car stolen.
01:26:10
Whoa. Hold the drive, man. What do you mean by that?
01:26:13
I'd say probably worse.
01:26:14
I don't know, I like I literally looked up like, hey, what's the Hilton
01:26:18
brand hotel that is in an area where I basically told
01:26:21
I my car got stolen last week, and I want to stay in an area.
01:26:23
And they were like, well, you know, this area sort of, and that, hey,
01:26:27
what do you people think of that? What did he say?
01:26:29
So no, I am not in the same place I am.
01:26:32
Last week I forgot to fuck with that.
01:26:34
Damn it, I am not in Phoenix, Arizona.
01:26:36
Actually.
01:26:38
All these people want, you know,
01:26:41
where in the world is draw. You?
01:26:47
I only know the name
01:26:48
of one suburb of Phoenix and it is our two key.
01:26:51
Are you in our group? Yeah. I don't even know that.
01:26:53
No, you've got to know the one I'm in.
01:26:55
It's very, well known.
01:26:58
It's a name.
01:26:59
It's like a name, really. And.
01:27:03
The Hyundai I know is the most stolen car.
01:27:08
And the Hyundai Sonata is the second.
01:27:11
The Chevrolet Camaro is the third.
01:27:13
The Chevy Silverado is the fourth.
01:27:14
Key is the fifth.
01:27:17
Kia Honda.
01:27:18
It is hard pulling cars.
01:27:20
But hear me out on this.
01:27:22
Why not just do hard work and not get in yourself in legal trouble?
01:27:28
Gets you think why is he stealing the car?
01:27:30
I bet it's hard work.
01:27:32
No, that's 100%. That's crazy.
01:27:33
He said he made a lot of money.
01:27:36
So that's actually what I said. Great.
01:27:38
It didn't work. Stealing?
01:27:41
I thought you meant.
01:27:42
I thought you meant legitimate.
01:27:43
Are work and make money without the risk.
01:27:46
But we need
01:27:47
you said pretty much that he probably would have made just as much money.
01:27:51
You know, how do you just work at a regular job? You know.
01:27:56
Rather than selling drugs, Michigan, Michigan,
01:27:59
the Dodge Charger and the Jeep Grand Cherokee are way the fuck up on the list.
01:28:03
Interesting.
01:28:04
Jeep Grand Cherokee ranks number one as the most stolen vehicle in 2025 2020.
01:28:09
What about is one of the newer
01:28:12
maybe what I'm doing Wrangler.
01:28:14
Jeep Wrangler is the most stolen in San Diego.
01:28:16
We don't live there. We don't care.
01:28:18
Don't see any influence whatsoever.
01:28:20
I want all of our listeners to not steal card.
01:28:25
Yeah.
01:28:25
If if we can just ask you for one thing.
01:28:27
Don't be a fucking dick.
01:28:30
What do you do
01:28:31
if you're not supposed to be driving a car, but somebody buys you a car,
01:28:35
but it's in their name, but you're driving it around.
01:28:37
I mean, technically that
01:28:38
sort of is stealing, but it's like, like an allowed stealing.
01:28:43
It's not allowed stealing it.
01:28:44
It's an approved by the owner when you're lending it like it's
01:28:47
someone driving something they shouldn't be allowed to know.
01:28:50
He may have done a lot of shit things, but there's no way you can pin him
01:28:53
stealing that car on it.
01:28:54
Nope. Nope, I I'm sorry. I'm standing up for him, but.
01:28:57
So here's a court date. I was able to attend his court date.
01:29:02
That's why he's, in jail.
01:29:05
And so they can take him to court, and he's a flight risk.
01:29:08
Is he in jail?
01:29:12
You know, he's in jail.
01:29:14
Oh, jail for,
01:29:17
I don't know.
01:29:18
There's, you know, people may not be keeping tabs in some minor way,
01:29:22
which they all may have always been very secretively on their own. So,
01:29:28
because of this, I do care about the new,
01:29:32
Yeah.
01:29:32
This justice there that showed on the website
01:29:36
that he had got released and was out.
01:29:39
Hey there.
01:29:39
Just wanted to give you a my date on what's been going on around here.
01:29:47
It didn't say
01:29:47
he posted it, but it did say that they were gathering it all.
01:29:50
It's like they dismissed his previous charges and are just applying them
01:29:54
to the next one. But I.
01:29:58
You know, my bitch face was pretty much, you know,
01:30:01
looking at that because we were also we always, occasionally check up on the,
01:30:04
the I used to work with,
01:30:05
and just a couple of the random characters, a tearful.
01:30:08
That's one of the worst words we can say on YouTube.
01:30:10
You have to say, something. No, it wasn't a good.
01:30:13
It was like, because, you know, he's in prison and where this is where, like,
01:30:16
okay, whenever it doesn't matter if you're pro or anti, they know.
01:30:20
See, that's the
01:30:21
worst thing about a digital eye censoring is it's just there's no context.
01:30:25
It's mindless.
01:30:26
So you can't even say watch out.
01:30:28
There's a PDF coming right for your children.
01:30:31
They'll be like, oh, ban that motherfucker.
01:30:32
And then everybody gets great. See what?
01:30:35
It's just sounds ridiculous coming out of my mouth.
01:30:37
Everybody, you should laugh at that because that's pathetic.
01:30:39
Does it really sell for YouTube?
01:30:41
You should just leave YouTube and make everything better.
01:30:45
At it, we leave YouTube.
01:30:49
Yep. Yeah.
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01:31:09
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01:32:48
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01:33:00
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01:33:04
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01:33:07
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01:33:48
What did you think of the Rumble?
01:33:51
I hope that you're ready to rumble.
01:33:53
I hope you're ready to rumble.
01:33:54
Where am I?
01:33:55
Rumble just has a different fucking ordered.
01:33:57
What? You're gonna do, get pissed off.
01:34:00
That's what the hell. Yeah, yeah.
01:34:02
Shut up bitch.
01:34:04
Okay, good.
01:34:07
Fucking voice.
01:34:11
As I pull over the middle
01:34:13
of the motherfucking road.
01:34:16
This is a good song, by the way, Beanie Sigel,
01:34:18
but you got to talk to the motherfucking Jay.
01:34:21
He's sampling. Oh.
01:34:23
My father, that fucking basketball moves on, y'all.
01:34:26
Super power.
01:34:28
No way. Do you think that this.
01:34:29
What is that?
01:34:30
Is it because fucking golf was in the audience,
01:34:34
big fella?
01:34:35
What the fuck is that?
01:34:36
I didn't watch the game. I just heard about it afterwards.
01:34:38
Thank God I didn't waste my time
01:34:39
watching a second of the playoffs like you losers did.
01:34:43
20. Oh, yeah, that.
01:34:46
Y'all better not be at the club tonight.
01:34:48
Only 9:00 tonight because can't get fucked up
01:34:53
with soccer again.
01:34:55
I'm going out tonight
01:34:57
to deal with this fucking pain tomorrow.
01:34:59
Oh, this guy literally stopped in the fucking road when I did that all evening.
01:35:02
I'm bound to.
01:35:05
Surf.
01:35:06
I'm gonna fuck all of y'all.
01:35:08
I mean, it's pretty dangerous.
01:35:09
It's kind of idiotic.
01:35:11
And his bride
01:35:12
is standing in front of the vehicle, too, so that car could get rear ended
01:35:15
and just push, right?
01:35:15
I normally die fucking walk. Or probably die.
01:35:19
Why y'all to get cold?
01:35:21
And again, this is like our culture now where it's, like, more important to make,
01:35:25
entertaining a chance to like,
01:35:28
you could have been on the side of the road,
01:35:29
but he's like, no, I'm gonna stop right in the middle of the motherfucking road.
01:35:31
Yep.
01:35:32
That is called the attention, right?
01:35:36
Y'all even fucking props.
01:35:37
He could have made it look like he.
01:35:39
You know what? I'm just gonna.
01:35:40
You know, the fucking road.
01:35:44
I mean, he I get some balls.
01:35:46
I mean, and it makes the video a bit more entertaining, and I
01:35:51
at first I was kind of like, okay, this is dumb.
01:35:53
But I did appreciate his rant.
01:35:55
So it was definitely rant worthy for the Rams. Yes.
01:35:57
That's what this is about.
01:35:59
Yeah.
01:36:00
And then it was topical, local and Oh yeah.
01:36:03
Same old lions.
01:36:04
I mean, wait, what? This person. Sorry. Listen.
01:36:07
Yeah. Do you think it's because golf.
01:36:09
I mean, we suck again?
01:36:13
No. I mean, I feel like,
01:36:16
guys, I get it.
01:36:17
How you ripping on the fans question?
01:36:19
Because they're they're not getting paid any help.
01:36:23
He had a flak jacket on, too.
01:36:24
What was that about?
01:36:25
He went to pass the ball and a couple times it only went like six feet.
01:36:28
Like it.
01:36:28
Just like like it barfed out of his hands right to the other team.
01:36:32
Well, you know what I mean.
01:36:33
He should have like. Yeah.
01:36:34
Pushed it. He just like what I said.
01:36:36
I think he was hurt.
01:36:38
Maybe lapsed again.
01:36:40
Shades of the post 0304 Championship Pistons.
01:36:44
They were the number one team in the league.
01:36:46
And supposedly they, you know, kind of just blew out their engine
01:36:50
in the in the regular season and then kind of fizzled out
01:36:53
in the playoffs early because they, I don't know, overdid it.
01:36:59
Yeah.
01:36:59
Durant looked strong every other game.
01:37:01
But those the the odd ones.
01:37:03
He was bad.
01:37:05
And you're starting center should be like the strength
01:37:08
of your pillar.
01:37:13
I, I enjoyed the run.
01:37:14
It was fun. But, man,
01:37:17
it was disappointing.
01:37:18
I think he was so fun. So fun about it.
01:37:21
You set in your ass and watch somebody else accomplish something.
01:37:24
What was fun?
01:37:25
Anything that is entertaining, it was like art.
01:37:29
People accomplished something.
01:37:30
Art is in the eye of the beholder.
01:37:32
Yeah. Look at you. You like the rest of your.
01:37:35
You don't have any leg to stand on.
01:37:37
A wrestling fan.
01:37:38
No, no, I know what feeling at all.
01:37:41
Watching two grown men dance, getting sedentary
01:37:45
because I keep watching the of the human experience.
01:37:50
When I have a
01:37:50
guy on the front end complaining about, you know what I just walked through?
01:37:53
I, you know, an hour and now I'm so tired and sore,
01:37:57
and then he's going to sit on his ass and go, oh, look at that guy do stuff.
01:38:00
And then, you know, wonder why I'm so tired.
01:38:03
And sure, it's because you said on your ass going
01:38:06
to do stuff instead of doing the shit yourself.
01:38:08
Yeah, exactly.
01:38:10
All sports is, is a waste of time for the people that are watching it,
01:38:13
unless you're actually playing sports.
01:38:15
And I've always said that this isn't a new phenomena that I've done.
01:38:18
I've always said I'd rather fucking play a sport than watch a sport.
01:38:21
If a sports on T.V.
01:38:22
that I want to watch or for sure if I had a choice.
01:38:26
Yes, yes, yeah, I'm sure.
01:38:31
Yeah.
01:38:32
I gotta get out more. Where am I? Weed?
01:38:35
Yeah, you gotta get to know.
01:38:37
You need to do certain jokes, period.
01:38:39
To me.
01:38:41
Shut up. You do more.
01:38:43
Anyway, I want you to hold each other accountable.
01:38:46
Like using show
01:38:49
to make each other better.
01:38:52
Regardless,
01:38:53
every show gets
01:38:56
and becomes the best.
01:38:57
I never heard the term show worst to worst.
01:39:00
Why don't we say better to best.
01:39:02
Sorry.
01:39:03
Surely show better to best.
01:39:05
Fuck yes.
01:39:08
You say shirtless anything?
01:39:09
Told me that,
01:39:12
the the the.
01:39:14
Yeah.
01:39:14
That last I was supposed last, right with because it's not.
01:39:18
But, So it's true. Joe.
01:39:22
And he stopped talking to me when I got a little too cynical.
01:39:25
And now he's getting a little cynical, like just his, love will conquer
01:39:29
all kind of attitude.
01:39:30
So no, something, by the way, was.
01:39:33
Yeah.
01:39:34
Yeah, sure. It was just talking to me again.
01:39:36
But, you know, just to make fun of our little circle
01:39:39
of nobody to talk to when you become cynical.
01:39:43
Shut up.
01:39:44
Oh, I know, okay, so
01:39:47
I know he told me that, going out, and I needed that drop.
01:39:52
I know I'm trying to get in.
01:39:53
The system is the end all be all of what we should be doing.
01:39:56
And we should focus on that and only that.
01:40:00
And I'm telling you, get out and play.
01:40:02
It'll help.
01:40:04
Well, let's play.
01:40:05
I, I have been watching a lot of Taskmaster.
01:40:11
It's British comedy
01:40:14
and. Yeah.
01:40:15
And Ryan says anybody making a video of themselves
01:40:18
talking about anything is thirsty ass, attention seeking people.
01:40:22
Ouch. That hits those doing
01:40:25
well.
01:40:26
But laughter is an involuntary activity that's seeking attention.
01:40:31
You might not even remember doing it.
01:40:33
I don't do it for the member enjoying it.
01:40:36
Would you say this would be seeking attention?
01:40:38
I feel like we're just putting it out there.
01:40:39
We're not like, you know, trying to hit search engines and shit like that.
01:40:43
Like we're not like, advertising why I get a serotonin burst, but I know the
01:40:48
the we are, we are absolutely putting it out there and advertising.
01:40:52
When I'm on a hot like I get an adrenaline
01:40:55
boost.
01:40:59
It sounds like a drug.
01:41:01
It is a drug.
01:41:02
Sounds like you're under the influence.
01:41:04
I have influence in episode 155.
01:41:08
Oh, yeah?
01:41:08
He defends one of his heroes against Griff.
01:41:10
Accusations. Who was it?
01:41:13
Graham.
01:41:14
Oh, sorry. Or grift?
01:41:16
Grift?
01:41:17
Gary defends one of his heroes against grift accusations.
01:41:20
Who was it?
01:41:22
This guy.
01:41:24
Graham Hancock.
01:41:28
And Graham Cock
01:41:31
and Graham cock.
01:41:33
What is Gary's personal stance on being called a grifter?
01:41:38
You got to watch out.
01:41:40
It's usually hypocritical, bro.
01:41:42
The answer is, he hasn't made any money from the show, so he can't be a grifter.
01:41:46
Can't be a grifter.
01:41:48
Gary. Wait.
01:41:49
Gary defines grift.
01:41:51
What is it?
01:41:54
How does Gary define grift?
01:41:55
In episode 155?
01:41:59
I'm looking at my notes.
01:42:02
I'm lying.
01:42:03
That is exactly right. Monetize lying.
01:42:06
Scamming for profit.
01:42:07
Who getting good at this?
01:42:11
What Harlan Ellison alleged is the main literary
01:42:15
reference of episode 154. Yes.
01:42:23
I think it's a yes no.
01:42:27
No, I have no maybe
01:42:31
mouth and I must screen.
01:42:35
Ooh, here's a favorite one.
01:42:36
Name the two types of cannabis.
01:42:37
Oh, this is from episode 152 weed.
01:42:39
By the way, name the two types of cannabis.
01:42:42
Gary distinguishes.
01:42:44
I'll even give you a hint.
01:42:44
One is tall and thin, the other is short and bushy.
01:42:48
Yeah, or they're only.
01:42:53
Yes, and they are called.
01:42:57
Well, you the audience is answering.
01:42:59
Yeah. The audience is playing.
01:43:02
It's the whole. See, we tried when you were.
01:43:03
When you were on your way, you missed it.
01:43:05
I would I give the answer,
01:43:06
I mean, I would give the question and Gary would immediately
01:43:09
knock-knock. Yeah, yeah.
01:43:11
Because. Gary.
01:43:12
Gary. Yeah. Just for him here. Yeah. Yeah.
01:43:15
He would be like, all right. So we're going to play,
01:43:18
we're going to try a new style of game show.
01:43:20
Everyone else, if you answer and win all the way
01:43:22
through the pyramid, you're going to get $1 million. Gary.
01:43:24
All you have to do is not answer for ten questions and you two will win $1 million.
01:43:28
Okay?
01:43:29
Okay. Can you do it?
01:43:32
Fuck no. You can't. Okay. You you.
01:43:34
My whole point is, you would rather not not be right for one question.
01:43:38
Then lose $1 million.
01:43:40
I know. Wait, I know right.
01:43:42
I'm surprised you didn't correct me. It was backwards. But.
01:43:44
But they know.
01:43:46
Okay, I'm not going to answer.
01:43:49
I'm going to blurt out the answer.
01:43:50
And I,
01:43:52
What historical reason does Gary
01:43:54
give for the U.S War on Drugs targeting marijuana
01:43:58
racism? Wow.
01:44:00
You said that racial targeting of Mexican immigrants and black jazz musicians.
01:44:05
You really said that?
01:44:06
I did
01:44:08
fuck.
01:44:10
All right, back to the show.
01:44:12
Well, they got to be black.
01:44:15
They just are
01:44:18
John Ratzenberger.
01:44:18
No, that's just what, 1969.
01:44:21
He actually got a hate speech video.
01:44:22
Famous festival stage.
01:44:24
Before acting, he worked as a carpenter and heavy equipment operator.
01:44:27
Shit six Ratzenberger co invented
01:44:30
a biodegradable packaging material to replace styrofoam decking.
01:44:34
Wait, why are we watching this before you leave?
01:44:36
I don't know, that's a burger.
01:44:38
His influence on society at large influence.
01:44:41
Okay, but he's just the norm, right?
01:44:45
Eco friendly products became mainstream.
01:44:47
He founded Eco Pack Industries in 1989 and successfully sold the company
01:44:51
with five.
01:44:52
Before starring in cheers, Ratzenberger quietly appeared in huge films
01:44:56
like Star Wars Episode five, The Empire Strikes Back, Superman and Gandhi.
01:45:00
He already had a surprisingly,
01:45:02
he starred in Gandhi before becoming a star and For
01:45:06
You Have to Be Gandhi was never originally written into cheers at all.
01:45:09
Ratzenberger improvised the bar know it all concept during his audition,
01:45:13
and the producers loved it enough to create the role.
01:45:15
Started life as Gandhi.
01:45:16
Beyond acting, Ratzenberger became one of America's
01:45:19
strongest advocates for skilled labor and manufacturing jobs.
01:45:22
He founded programs promoting trade
01:45:24
education and even lobbied the government for workforce training support.
01:45:28
Two Pixar's tradition of casting Ratzenberger in every movie
01:45:31
started completely by accident.
01:45:33
After several successful films, the studio jokingly considered him their
01:45:37
good luck charm, leading to a streak of 22 Pixar appearances,
01:45:41
one unlike many voice actors,
01:45:43
Ratzenberger barely changes his voice for animated roles Pixar repeatedly hired.
01:45:48
If that's not enough, hold on a second.
01:45:50
That's the number one reason why he's influenced, because he's not able
01:45:54
to do one other voice.
01:45:55
But that's like the no fly, right?
01:45:58
All right, all right.
01:45:59
He just stars as himself in every movie.
01:46:02
Troll dead rat delivery was already instantly recognized a racial.
01:46:05
I can't think of his name. You know who I mean?
01:46:08
Matthew McConaughey.
01:46:11
Exactly.
01:46:11
Really?
01:46:14
Yeah. One.
01:46:15
He only like, he's kind of voice.
01:46:17
These are. Yeah.
01:46:18
This this these are voice overs. Yes.
01:46:20
Speaking of people who only do one voice.
01:46:23
Yeah. Yes.
01:46:27
Just talking about
01:46:29
earlier.
01:46:32
That's right.
01:46:34
Yes. That's right.
01:46:36
That's you got to get up on the microphone more.
01:46:37
The way he picks it more the lower tone in your voice
01:46:40
that has plummeted off a cliff.
01:46:45
Person there I am right there.
01:46:47
I think we
01:46:50
you are not.
01:46:53
Backing off.
01:46:54
Is that you?
01:46:55
Is this the video that we saw
01:46:56
where the guy was whacking off in the audience before the.
01:46:58
With the concert going, there was nobody whacking off.
01:47:01
That is the legend.
01:47:02
No, no, Richie, I mean, how do you know?
01:47:05
Did you check everyone?
01:47:06
Not everyone.
01:47:07
And there was people I don't know.
01:47:10
There is at least one person touching their penis in an inappropriate
01:47:13
manner, for.
01:47:14
We attended the opening of the Grand Rapids Aquaphor Amphitheater.
01:47:20
It's like there's a knob.
01:47:22
It's up there, a little pine up over there on the west.
01:47:24
It's amazing for sure.
01:47:26
Aquaphor, their insurance group, they're in insurance.
01:47:28
Oh, okay.
01:47:29
Right. That's why it's so boring.
01:47:32
But the Lionel Richie. Right?
01:47:34
Lionel Richie is their brand ambassador, so he opened it for them.
01:47:38
He's still alive?
01:47:40
Yeah, right. 76 years old.
01:47:42
So I was like, as long as he doesn't of
01:47:44
I expect them to wheel him out on a dolly like Sharon did for Ozzy.
01:47:47
He covers his last like 2 or 3 years.
01:47:50
Yeah. He's like, oh thank you.
01:47:51
And then just a fun fact.
01:47:54
But the year before, cryogenic freezing
01:47:56
was real popular with, Hollywood actors.
01:48:00
Walt Disney died.
01:48:01
And a lot of people think he's cryogenically frozen with John Wayne.
01:48:05
What did you just say? It's not true,
01:48:08
John.
01:48:09
Oh, yeah? How do you know it's not trick?
01:48:11
You do know how you make statements that you can't.
01:48:15
It's not true.
01:48:17
How do you know me and John Wayne
01:48:21
are not cryogenically frozen.
01:48:23
They are dead.
01:48:26
You don't know this.
01:48:27
You're welcome.
01:48:29
You don't fucking know this.
01:48:30
Okay. It's
01:48:34
a number one.
01:48:34
Because Walt Disney died the year before
01:48:37
they announced the cryogenic thing.
01:48:40
Yeah.
01:48:41
Of course, people and I, that's experimental technology.
01:48:45
I never happened.
01:48:48
People with lots of money had never gotten anything before.
01:48:50
The public got them. Never.
01:48:52
Not once.
01:48:55
Okay.
01:48:56
Okay, I see where you're going with that.
01:48:58
And it's not true.
01:49:01
It's just a, well, urban legend
01:49:04
that Disney passed away December 15th, 1966.
01:49:07
He was cremated two days later.
01:49:10
You know this?
01:49:12
Yeah.
01:49:12
It is.
01:49:13
It's a like I know you.
01:49:15
It doesn't mean I know what you said.
01:49:17
So there remains the ashes.
01:49:20
There's there's no coming back from cremation.
01:49:23
We have no one.
01:49:23
So you had to come back from being cryogenically frozen.
01:49:26
And all that matters is that you're cryogenically frozen.
01:49:28
There is one way back.
01:49:31
Now. You need to be cryogenically unfired in order to have that like.
01:49:35
But no one said the.
01:49:38
Other issues with the phrase the the turn of phrase
01:49:41
that you just use unsolvable psychologically isn't the thing.
01:49:44
Yeah, I don't like you're cryogenically it doesn't people safety thawed to
01:49:48
that mean that's froze.
01:49:49
That means to unfreeze in the freezer.
01:49:51
I don't like the phrase hot water heater.
01:49:53
Like that's redundancy.
01:49:55
Superfluous. Superfluous.
01:49:59
So how that just rolled off my top heating generator.
01:50:02
Either I was not really heating cold water.
01:50:04
Water either.
01:50:05
So what do you
01:50:07
just water heater either either just because the water.
01:50:11
Speaking of water,
01:50:11
you remember one of those sticks called that you used to find water divining rod?
01:50:16
The little wires. Check this out.
01:50:19
Do those actually work? No.
01:50:22
This woman has legs. It looks like someone.
01:50:24
It looks like she's lying down, I think so.
01:50:27
Looks like she's able to make it big in the street.
01:50:31
Make it that.
01:50:32
There's a video like that, I can rub it. Right?
01:50:35
Okay. Make it bigger. Brady.
01:50:37
It's like a car ran over her legs while she was laying with her daughter
01:50:41
on her back. You know,
01:50:43
and it's like a tune.
01:50:44
We're just kind of just went through and just kind of like.
01:50:46
It definitely looks like she's laying on her back
01:50:49
and her feet are wrong, is what it looks like to me.
01:50:51
How someone turned her hips around.
01:50:52
All things divine are made up.
01:50:58
Like who have you had these professionally done?
01:51:02
And it was to go look at my legs is.
01:51:05
What was it? I don't think she had it done.
01:51:08
I think whoever's doing the story paid and then you're posing.
01:51:11
We're gonna.
01:51:13
Yeah, but if you're saying they should all be waist up shot. Who?
01:51:17
Who do you have a picture of?
01:51:19
You like this with your feet on the couch?
01:51:22
Like a six year old? Like or like.
01:51:24
Oh, my.
01:51:25
My legs don't look like bow and arrow.
01:51:28
I know, but who sits on a couch like that?
01:51:29
Who goes, oh, I'm going to sit and take a picture of me.
01:51:31
Take a picture of me.
01:51:33
My legs don't look like human quotation.
01:51:36
When you take a picture of someone that looks pretty much looks like this,
01:51:38
you know, usually maybe something who's maybe the waist is cut off.
01:51:41
Maybe you can see, like the maybe the thighs.
01:51:44
You know, I like to look like two commas.
01:51:46
Having sex.
01:51:49
Dude, I don't mean to.
01:51:50
All right, so her fashion sense is all you're saying?
01:51:52
She's she's.
01:51:52
Listen, if your legs look like Nike swooshes,
01:51:55
you shouldn't wear socks with Nike swoosh.
01:51:57
Is that.
01:51:58
Are you saying that
01:51:59
she joined the water company and that she's finding leaks that they.
01:52:03
Yeah, those are divining rods.
01:52:04
That's exactly what I started with these.
01:52:07
She that she got hired by the water company.
01:52:08
She's like said there's a leak over there. Like, how do you know that?
01:52:10
I have you see my body.
01:52:12
Have you seen my legs?
01:52:13
She looks like the wicked Witch of the West.
01:52:15
When they picked up the house.
01:52:18
Pretty much.
01:52:19
I wonder if that's what she goes as Halloween.
01:52:21
She puts ruby slippers on.
01:52:22
And here's I'm going way back, knowing I already went way back with the vase.
01:52:26
That's like when Beetlejuice, when Beetlejuice came alive and turned
01:52:29
into a carnival and his legs and arms unrolled.
01:52:33
Isn't Beetlejuice after far after Wizard of Oz there?
01:52:37
It looks like looks like that the guy is actually excited for some reason.
01:52:42
So my brother and I just joked about the shit the other day.
01:52:45
So one time we were sitting,
01:52:46
in front of my parents smoking, smoking weed in my truck,
01:52:50
and, so we're just sitting there.
01:52:54
Yeah, my parents house, and we're facing this way,
01:52:56
and the sidewalk is here, and these people come walking this way.
01:53:00
So they don't know we're sitting in the vehicle, just sitting there smoking weed.
01:53:02
Oh, and it's a video you're gonna have to open up.
01:53:05
And her son in the sun has, you know, not that.
01:53:08
Oh, she he has that, but with the, with the hand, you know, where it's like.
01:53:13
Oh yeah. Yeah.
01:53:15
We're just looking for his gimp.
01:53:17
Yeah.
01:53:18
The neurological thing that makes it all like.
01:53:20
Like you got electrical impulse in there,
01:53:21
and it's just like you got tased, and it's just, you know, rather than two twins
01:53:26
in the womb and the other twin took all the nutrition, right?
01:53:30
So she this woman had, like, a,
01:53:34
you know, kind of like an archaic rope, like, you know, one that
01:53:38
I guess you may make a noose out of it at some point.
01:53:42
If you were white, I guess, you know?
01:53:44
Oh. Whoa.
01:53:46
But that type of rope, like that style of rope.
01:53:48
And it was like there was a tie around his waist,
01:53:52
and then there was like, the arm was pulled down, pulled downward,
01:53:57
and then tied with the string
01:54:00
around the, the waist to keep it down.
01:54:04
And like, we were just sitting there going, oh my God.
01:54:06
Is she, like trying to train the arm to be a normal arm like it was?
01:54:11
It was weird because she had this weird, archaic device.
01:54:14
I think that's what that that did.
01:54:15
You need you need someone to tie her.
01:54:18
But can you bend that back in there?
01:54:20
Does her knees still work? No,
01:54:24
no. Can you like that?
01:54:25
Can you can you bend, break that and fix that?
01:54:29
Well, apparently you can't fix that.
01:54:31
Because if you were to play the video
01:54:32
from that story, because there was a video down that
01:54:35
down that thing more, she, she, she's going to have her legs.
01:54:38
She's got her legs amputated.
01:54:40
She's tired of, trying to find work all the time.
01:54:44
Yeah, and that kind of thing.
01:54:47
Gary opens episode 71 strings with what kind of performance?
01:54:51
A rap, a poetry reading a song or a story from 1001 Arabian Nights.
01:54:57
I like Arabian Nights.
01:55:01
Arabian, Arabian or Arabian?
01:55:05
I Like to Sleep.
01:55:06
Baba and the 40 Thieves.
01:55:08
You know what? Maybe there isn't video.
01:55:10
I think it was more or less the pictures.
01:55:11
Yeah, the pictures or the main part of it. Sorry, there is no video.
01:55:14
I hope you weren't looking for a video. Poetry, reading
01:55:18
the videos where
01:55:18
the pictures were worth enough.
01:55:22
Yeah, yeah, they were perfect.
01:55:23
I like how they moved in the pictures.
01:55:25
They moved like the braces, the bracing from the wheelchair to like, go
01:55:29
upward with her feet as if she as if, like stabilizing them in
01:55:33
the opposite direction is the what what you want to do versus just letting
01:55:38
them dangle and naturally, like just, you know, let gravity take over.
01:55:42
There's the one picture in the wheelchair of her, up more.
01:55:45
Or you can see, like, you know, normally you have the wheelchair,
01:55:47
like the leg extensions that can kind of help with,
01:55:52
sorry. Time.
01:55:53
I'll find the other socket there.
01:55:54
Just trying to see if I can be sure.
01:55:55
Amputations. The best dancer in the wheelchair?
01:55:58
I don't know, I would think, sliding out of the wheelchair.
01:56:02
Lethal injection would probably be best.
01:56:04
Oh, dear Lord, what
01:56:07
doesn't deserve to be on a lived.
01:56:10
You know, we're on YouTube.
01:56:12
You can see the word shot now. Okay.
01:56:15
They say they took the.
01:56:20
They like they took the you know these
01:56:22
and like are stabilizing this versus just letting it naturally.
01:56:26
Like I think gravity might just fix this on its own if we just let go.
01:56:29
But if she has that weird thing where your bones become
01:56:33
hardened, like calcified or whatever.
01:56:36
Yeah, her leg would just snap off like an icicle. Her.
01:56:40
But can we just get
01:56:43
knee?
01:56:44
Oh, I like how your.
01:56:45
I like your chair is not insensitive.
01:56:47
Well, he's like, why don't you just put him down?
01:56:50
No, it literally looks other than the knees being bent backwards.
01:56:53
You know, when you get a like, if even drinking a lot of night
01:56:56
and then you like, you kind of make a weird stretch
01:56:59
and then you cramp up like, that's what these toes look like.
01:57:02
Like permanent cramp.
01:57:03
I wonder, I wonder if this bitch is in pain.
01:57:05
Like, is that shit hurts, George. Like, why do you.
01:57:08
It might be why you want to take those suckers off.
01:57:10
Yeah. No, I would if that was.
01:57:12
If that's the case, she's like, she's trying hard to make that half ass smile.
01:57:16
She's not a bad.
01:57:17
It's her leg.
01:57:18
Definitely. She's.
01:57:19
She's a she's not an ugly girl. Like, look at her.
01:57:22
Her legs are definitely tense.
01:57:25
Fingers look like they can hold a cock pretty well.
01:57:27
She's got good lips for sucking.
01:57:29
I mean, she's useful other than, like, so maybe.
01:57:34
Maybe the.
01:57:36
She's already wheelchair.
01:57:37
Wheelchair bound. So intrusion.
01:57:40
I would, I would think at this point. Right.
01:57:42
So we just want to stop joking about it.
01:57:44
It's more or less this is an intrusion.
01:57:46
And if she just went right here, you know, easier would be to her
01:57:49
to just scoot around in the wheelchair the rest of her life.
01:57:54
Yeah.
01:57:54
Yes, I think that's I think that's what they're doing.
01:57:56
I think that's I think they've given me the intuitive first, but now I'm on board.
01:58:00
Yeah. No thinking about it that way.
01:58:02
I think they've given up on the legs and we're just too optimistic.
01:58:04
We haven't been living it so yeah, she has.
01:58:07
And she's like, fuck this shit.
01:58:09
I don't give a fuck if you can make these things work or not.
01:58:11
Ain't going to be fucking worth it.
01:58:14
We can try.
01:58:15
Keep trying for five.
01:58:17
You reach for the stars.
01:58:18
We touch the sky flies on the backs of giants.
01:58:21
For starters.
01:58:22
For some chance.
01:58:23
Can we get much higher?
01:58:26
Oh, that was interesting.
01:58:30
Oh, it's brother's
01:58:32
watching, man, he would have loved that clip.
01:58:35
It was on a clip. It was on.
01:58:37
No, I'm not her.
01:58:39
Yeah. Oh, no.
01:58:40
That was kind of cute.
01:58:43
That was a nice little tune.
01:58:47
About.
01:58:49
Oh, yeah.
01:58:50
I'm trying to order pizza here, so we went from doable
01:58:53
to partly doable legs now to this worthless, rest.
01:58:57
Incredibly doable. One.
01:58:59
Take those legs off.
01:58:59
I'm. I'm in new hate speech laws.
01:59:03
Now to ask editor Marlena.
01:59:05
You're in.
01:59:06
If the legs are still on, get the hate speech.
01:59:08
Drop ready to make the first.
01:59:12
She looks a little
01:59:13
bit too much like a boy for my tastes.
01:59:16
Response TBD under the controversial new hate
01:59:20
this. Now to our state political editor.
01:59:23
You know he's Molina University students marched from Parliament.
01:59:28
Yes, Katrina.
01:59:29
A heavy police presence for more than 100 students.
01:59:32
The gates of Parliament locked.
01:59:34
Now the university students rally outside,
01:59:38
took to the streets, bringing crowds to standstill in the CBD.
01:59:43
Tonight, down George Street, then to the CBD, on to King George Square.
01:59:48
It comes after new laws banning two new
01:59:52
locations within hours of the governor giving it,
01:59:56
they banned the sun.
01:59:57
They're not just banning hate speech, they're banning specific
02:00:01
words and slogans.
02:00:02
The official sign off now just because I'm against this doesn't mean
02:00:06
I'm for the slogans. Let's just back the fuck off.
02:00:10
The lawsuit David Cruz fully is, but not even knowing what the slogans are.
02:00:14
I support their right to say that right now, past,
02:00:17
dictators dream.
02:00:20
Doesn't mean you can't.
02:00:22
You're going to stop anyone.
02:00:23
Hats off to the Clipper for matching the text to her hair.
02:00:27
That is the most amazing clip I've seen today.
02:00:31
Wow. Yes, yes, that looks good.
02:00:33
They won't give any reason.
02:00:36
So an 18 year old woman.
02:00:38
They won't give any reason
02:00:39
because you're shouting slogans that have just been deemed unlawful
02:00:43
work.
02:00:44
They're just taking people away.
02:00:45
They won't give a reason because they have to probably make one up.
02:00:48
That'll stick.
02:00:49
Woman is one of the two people arrested.
02:00:51
Her shirt had one of the banned slogans.
02:00:54
The crowd.
02:00:55
What? From the river? The slogans. Band.
02:00:58
What band? That's a
02:01:00
that's a big band.
02:01:01
She's wearing a band.
02:01:03
What band is it? Yeah, it's better than anything.
02:01:04
It's a UK band or great band. Name.
02:01:07
From the River to the sea. That's.
02:01:09
I'm going to start a new band. What's the slow?
02:01:11
What's their slogan
02:01:13
like? Rock roll or some shit like that.
02:01:15
Like could be heard yelling from the river to the right.
02:01:18
Plenty of police surrounding her, says our cameraman.
02:01:20
Too many times the maximum penalty for saying or displaying the band slogans.
02:01:26
Up to two years behind bars.
02:01:28
This protest the first test of the new law to Katrina.
02:01:31
I'll have more.
02:01:32
And are there like they have slogans.
02:01:36
So I can't wear a shirt that says from the river to the sea.
02:01:38
See, that's exactly why I want to wear it.
02:01:42
What does that even mean?
02:01:43
Yeah. That's stupid.
02:01:45
Seriously. The slogan.
02:01:46
You don't know what it means physical places though.
02:01:48
I'm just saying, like, in general, if you were to read that, like,
02:01:50
they're just two physical places, it's like, okay, let's ban
02:01:54
somebody who has two physical places written next to each other on a shirt.
02:01:57
You know, what force pushing against his context.
02:01:59
And he's saying that you don't know what it means.
02:02:02
It means something else.
02:02:04
No. And you could say whatever you want.
02:02:06
The fact is there's there's rivers and there's seas, and you can have a shirt
02:02:10
that says that there's nothing wrong with that.
02:02:12
And ironically, you could probably I don't even,
02:02:14
you know, honestly, I know the slogan, but I don't know who wants it.
02:02:17
Is it the Palestinians or the or Israel that wants the area from they
02:02:21
they want they want to get rid of everybody from their.
02:02:25
Well, you talk to one side, they say one thing,
02:02:27
you talk to the other side, they say the other.
02:02:29
So it's kind of weird, I trust as a Jew because I listen to the Jew alive.
02:02:33
But the Jew is very close to this.
02:02:36
And when I say the Jew, I hopefully
02:02:38
because I don't have the fucking page pulled up
02:02:40
because I just realized I might read it all the same.
02:02:43
I'm, you know, I mean, our friend.
02:02:47
No, he's his head features.
02:02:49
Mr. Shapiro, I love the guy.
02:02:52
When you talk to your lover, you know,
02:02:56
I don't know.
02:02:58
He's got a picture of your.
02:03:01
But the Jews are just giving up land.
02:03:03
Giving up land, giving up land, giving up land.
02:03:06
And then they used to inhabit a larger portion,
02:03:10
and now they're just subjected to the smaller area.
02:03:13
And at a certain point, they're just kind of like, you know what?
02:03:16
We're tired of this shit.
02:03:17
Me as an American, I'm just kind of tired of, like, terrorists and stuff.
02:03:23
And typically, like, I don't see, like, Israel
02:03:27
doing mass murderers or doing terroristic shit that, like, is
02:03:33
promoted, I guess, in a certain way.
02:03:34
You know, it's weird how much the left hates like,
02:03:39
it's like all of a sudden they were just they hate the Jews.
02:03:42
And it's like, oh, that's where all the anti-Jewish stuff comes from.
02:03:45
You guys were just holding them back,
02:03:46
and then all of a sudden, you know, you have a reason to just let it out now.
02:03:50
And now all of a sudden it's perfectly okay to be racist against Jews.
02:03:55
That's how I see what I've seen.
02:03:57
So, yeah,
02:03:58
I mean, you shouldn't be racist against Jews,
02:03:59
but you also should be allowed to criticize people that do things wrong.
02:04:03
Literally, you're to size them for any reason.
02:04:06
You go to the Wayback Machine and I forget exactly what my quote would be.
02:04:11
But I mentioned something about, hey, you know, like, how does somebody
02:04:14
how does Hitler like,
02:04:15
how do you just how does Hitler come about to where, like Hitler was born?
02:04:20
And then all of a sudden he wants to just influence
02:04:22
an entire country to believe a certain thing,
02:04:25
and then he makes that happen, and then it just happens.
02:04:28
Because I said this years ago,
02:04:30
and I've always I've kind of said that for a while,
02:04:32
even before this fucking show, because I've always been curious.
02:04:34
And how you convince, like, how do you become a cult leader?
02:04:38
How do you convince that many people
02:04:40
that listen to your horseshit and go, oh yeah, it's a good idea?
02:04:43
Because but but here we start with atheism to remove any
02:04:49
warm feelings.
02:04:50
You got a stripped down Aryan faith or belief family.
02:04:53
You got to strip that all down, make somebody feel
02:04:55
so shallow and empty that they will believe any crazy old thing.
02:04:59
Either that religion just kind of like.
02:05:02
So do you.
02:05:03
Either that or do you just go after a certain
02:05:05
sect of the public that might have what, you know, back then they didn't
02:05:08
have the term, but mental health issues, you know, your, your, your weirdos,
02:05:13
your people that believe in, you know, I don't know,
02:05:16
trans stuff or, you know, you're
02:05:19
pretty gay, like people that might not belong in your country.
02:05:22
You kind of relate to all those people just to try to get all the weirdos
02:05:26
on your side.
02:05:26
And then once you have enough weirdos on your side, they're so fucked up
02:05:30
that they start doing, like, violent things in order to push agendas
02:05:33
and and cheating and things like, am I making parallels at all to our politics?
02:05:37
Because that's what I was trying to do there.
02:05:39
I don't want the weirdos on my side.
02:05:42
Yeah, I don't either.
02:05:44
Unfortunately.
02:05:44
You're stuck because there are weirdos on both sides.
02:05:47
There's there's good people on both sides and right.
02:05:51
I don't want to fight against the weirdos either, though.
02:05:54
Yeah. They're scary.
02:05:56
You don't know what they're capable of because they're fucking weirdos.
02:05:59
They're crazy.
02:06:01
Right?
02:06:02
I could watch this all day.
02:06:10
Yeah. Am.
02:06:19
I could
02:06:21
ever, wait for it.
02:06:25
I just watched it three times.
02:06:26
Better.
02:06:27
Better.
02:06:31
Now it's hard to tell from my eyes like that.
02:06:33
When I heard, it from that
02:06:40
egg roll.
02:06:45
I don't think.
02:06:48
I think it's an upside down, so it's. No.
02:06:51
Yeah, yeah. And then.
02:06:52
Look, Maria, that's the natural eye position.
02:06:56
All people look Asian when their eyes are upside down.
02:06:59
Who's.
02:07:01
Wow. Never mind.
02:07:03
That's where we went with this.
02:07:06
I don't know, I love this.
02:07:07
I said this and obviously and obviously.
02:07:12
Why obviously. Yeah, that's all I'm thinking.
02:07:14
I know why it's obvious.
02:07:15
It's because he thinks it's so awesome.
02:07:18
We both got him a mini game.
02:07:20
Okay, I want to game next week.
02:07:22
Every time there's a clip player, we have to guess who submitted it
02:07:28
only to you.
02:07:29
Yeah, I hear you. You know, I know it's.
02:07:31
You know what? It sounds like a great idea.
02:07:32
And I've been trying for, like, 145, but Gary is going to ruin the game.
02:07:36
No offense. Sorry. Yeah.
02:07:37
If only we had an audience that interacted with you guys.
02:07:39
Suck.
02:07:41
Yeah, we. Yeah.
02:07:42
So much more fun of you guys were actually, like, alive.
02:07:46
It's.
02:07:47
It's so funny.
02:07:47
Dude.
02:07:48
He actually I had for answer that
02:07:51
I had four quick little questions for episode
02:07:53
71 strings, and he ruined all four of them with one answer.
02:07:57
Yeah.
02:07:59
Nice.
02:08:01
Strong. Oh, yeah.
02:08:02
What famous story from 1001 Arabian Nights does Gary retell?
02:08:08
And it was Ali Baba on The 40 Thieves, which he is on Ali
02:08:11
Baba and the 40 Baba and the 40 thieves.
02:08:14
Ali Baba and the 42.
02:08:17
They're more.
02:08:18
Yeah.
02:08:20
They say it a few more times.
02:08:21
The other bound. Yeah, that's the second.
02:08:24
Okay.
02:08:24
Two eight.
02:08:30
They need to make the noise.
02:08:32
Yes, yes.
02:08:33
Otherwise, you just started.
02:08:35
Do you think he just recorded it once and he plays it?
02:08:38
He just uses the same.
02:08:40
No. Absolutely not.
02:08:41
He's doing it every time. This.
02:08:43
Do you think he liked it?
02:08:44
I'm not saying he has a bad life.
02:08:46
He has a wonderful life. Actually. Does this. His hat.
02:08:48
This is his happiest moment.
02:08:49
This is his happiest moment.
02:08:52
He loves doing. Yeah.
02:08:54
I want to curse things with my head.
02:08:55
No, he's got a
02:08:58
afterwards
02:09:00
in episode 23 creeps.
02:09:02
What did ancient the Celts.
02:09:05
Celts. What?
02:09:06
What did as itself.
02:09:07
So it's Celts, you fuck the Celtic swear costumes?
02:09:11
Yes.
02:09:12
So the Celtic me Why did they wear costumes?
02:09:16
Samhain.
02:09:18
Samhain?
02:09:20
I can give you multiple choice.
02:09:21
Oh, I know you should just know the answer.
02:09:24
Anybody in the chat?
02:09:25
I do, but hi. Welcome to flash.
02:09:28
Everyone else like, comment and subscribe.
02:09:30
We really need those likes.
02:09:32
I do it for the likes.
02:09:33
Nobody likes me.
02:09:34
They really like me.
02:09:37
Some people don't.
02:09:40
Yeah, that's exactly right.
02:09:42
Bong bing. Bong bong. Recognize me? Yep.
02:09:45
That was the answer.
02:09:46
That's my favorite part.
02:09:48
So the dead wouldn't recognize them.
02:09:50
That's exactly what he said.
02:09:52
It's not your fault
02:09:53
that your internet's fault.
02:09:57
Oh, okay.
02:09:58
Now I want to get to this before he leaves.
02:10:01
Can you hear me now? In story.
02:10:04
This is. No. Don't tell me to take the lead.
02:10:06
I tried to skip all your videos.
02:10:08
I didn't want to just roll through him when you weren't here.
02:10:09
I thought that was rude.
02:10:11
Who? Gary or me?
02:10:12
You. Gary was here, so was always here.
02:10:16
Schenectady version of that. Always here.
02:10:18
Boys, a few days. Yeah, I flipped it around like he's. No.
02:10:21
And you're going to be upset about that, you fuck no.
02:10:23
I'm no more than he is.
02:10:25
If you add in all the hours
02:10:27
even though you weren't.
02:10:28
Anyways, I'm just by a buttload.
02:10:33
Hey, man, I was here the day my mom died.
02:10:36
She didn't die.
02:10:37
She's still alive. I hope to now you know what?
02:10:39
She's going to die today.
02:10:39
Just because I said that bullshit.
02:10:42
We're all going to die. Nice job.
02:10:44
Out of control.
02:10:46
What? True.
02:10:47
Tonight, CBS six investigates dark of this version of the Hatfields and McCoys.
02:10:52
A feud between next door neighbors that's grown.
02:10:55
No way. Cool.
02:10:56
It's ridiculous.
02:10:57
I don't know what sparked it.
02:10:59
This happened, but it's now escalated to tarps and bad neighbor signs.
02:11:04
Apparently, this is it for a neighbor tarps.
02:11:07
Is that some kind of weird slang for
02:11:10
black people?
02:11:13
Walking together don't have a bit of a tarp.
02:11:15
Hatfields and McCoy.
02:11:16
And think that it could be me and my neighbor who knows?
02:11:19
Thing with his neighbor in Schenectady.
02:11:21
Anything that escalates is looks like drama right there
02:11:26
on the microphone.
02:11:27
Do this stuff.
02:11:28
I mean,
02:11:30
it's not very nice.
02:11:33
That's right. The battle.
02:11:33
Hey, at least she said more than. Yeah.
02:11:36
We neighbors on Van Rent Avenue near Brownsville.
02:11:41
Well, has turned
02:11:43
eyesore even though this has been the best podcast ever.
02:11:45
I gotta admit, it's been a little negative.
02:11:47
Had enough, and they've turned to CBS six.
02:11:50
Shut up. Yeah, we're a little city.
02:11:53
That's what I'm talking about. Just men.
02:11:55
No influence.
02:11:57
Just means neighbor.
02:11:59
You can attract a lot more flies.
02:12:01
We don't need to entertain this further. We're good in this neighborhood.
02:12:03
However, you can attract a lot more flies with honey than you can with vinegar.
02:12:07
But I always ask why the fuck people know what track flies?
02:12:11
The what?
02:12:12
You can attract flies a lot more flies with honey than you can with vinegar.
02:12:16
Well, what the what's the the what
02:12:20
is with the
02:12:21
second part of the vinegar.
02:12:25
I'm saying that
02:12:28
contrary to believe vinegar do not attract flies. Not.
02:12:32
Did you call the child the the worst thing.
02:12:34
This neighborhood is fun.
02:12:36
You know that's a hate going on between these two homes.
02:12:40
Everybody goes
02:12:42
and my okay.
02:12:43
So I'm rooting for the guy on the other side of the tarp.
02:12:45
Not the guy that hasn't painted his fucking house.
02:12:48
Wait, that's siding cut off.
02:12:50
What is out?
02:12:50
What is all over his roof right there?
02:12:53
I don't give a shit.
02:12:55
Yeah you do.
02:12:57
I need to know if there's stuff on the white or the white
02:12:59
is removed on that little raised roof there on the side.
02:13:02
The wall there. There's. Looks like there's aluminum siding.
02:13:04
It doesn't matter.
02:13:05
Oh this is my property are way excessive.
02:13:09
This scene in these front yard. I don't know, man.
02:13:12
I think black mold can spread from property to property.
02:13:14
Our newsroom, which brought us out to the battlefield
02:13:17
between the blue House and the yellow House.
02:13:20
Now, why do we got property?
02:13:22
Why do we got to pick colors? Could cook a cook
02:13:24
the colors and make what are they going to come out in uniforms?
02:13:27
Where are the Trojans?
02:13:30
Right.
02:13:30
We're the Wildcats.
02:13:33
I like how they have enough money for these large,
02:13:35
fucking, extremely tall fucking 4x4 is.
02:13:38
But that's it.
02:13:39
And they ended up going to the tarps.
02:13:42
They're like shit, those are expensive.
02:13:44
One isn't one little retarded kid to say slow down.
02:13:46
Isn't that enough?
02:13:47
I mean, they're actually blocking. They may be.
02:13:50
They probably come in a pack.
02:13:51
I bet you there was Amazon deal things five
02:13:54
I would be very offended if somebody did that to me.
02:13:59
The sign that says, what did they do with the worst neighbor
02:14:02
in the world lives there.
02:14:04
It's funny, but it's not funny.
02:14:07
Dude, that's my house to live.
02:14:09
That's my house.
02:14:09
My neighbors never talk to me once.
02:14:11
My neighbors never talk to me once.
02:14:13
I'm completely unaware of all this shit.
02:14:14
He's just been building up this animosity, spite and hate all on his own.
02:14:18
I've never even spoken to this guy.
02:14:21
That's the problem when you don't communicate.
02:14:22
It's been going on for ten years.
02:14:25
Ten years?
02:14:25
They've never even spoken property lines.
02:14:28
The neighbors involved wouldn't do an interview.
02:14:30
But one. Talk to me.
02:14:31
That's what I thought.
02:14:32
I'm told the years long feud was right.
02:14:35
You know what?
02:14:35
What I see here is two houses that are winning the blue tarp.
02:14:40
Congratulations.
02:14:41
Oh, you have surpassed logic and reason.
02:14:45
Something is more important in the house.
02:14:47
Started throwing peanuts to squirrels over the fence.
02:14:50
You can't do that. The neighbor in the yard. Yeah.
02:14:52
You're not supposed to do that.
02:14:53
Our neighbors do that. That's fucking hate it.
02:14:55
They feed it.
02:14:56
They throw the shit on the ground, and it brings fucking raccoons
02:14:59
and other fucking horseshit
02:15:02
I did. I hated going over Steph's house.
02:15:04
I didn't hate it, but I wasn't very satisfying to sit.
02:15:07
He would want to smoke and sit outside.
02:15:09
When he lived in the apartment when I was little,
02:15:10
he had a stairs and a little porch and he fed the squirrels.
02:15:13
And if you sat out there, I mean, all you all you had to do in the summer,
02:15:16
even in the winter, is go out there and they're like, where's my nuts?
02:15:21
I mean, I know yeah, I mean, so I guess girls, girls are cute.
02:15:23
They're not going to attack you, but
02:15:26
to me they were awesome boy.
02:15:27
And they, they were in diseases.
02:15:29
I didn't feed them nuts, so they fucking hated me
02:15:32
by putting up the worst neighbor ever.
02:15:34
Size.
02:15:35
And then she'll feed me nuts.
02:15:37
And I don't hate you.
02:15:39
That's a bold style sign in a bowl.
02:15:41
I can feed you a couple million people.
02:15:46
Do you like that?
02:15:48
No, no.
02:15:50
I'm glad. I'm glad.
02:15:51
No, no,
02:15:55
I don't make it sound like you soldiers.
02:15:57
Never mind.
02:15:58
Yellow House neighbor claims police have been called here more than 70 times.
02:16:02
Yeah, but when you're a dick, everything sounds like nothing.
02:16:04
Who did one physical?
02:16:06
Yeah. See?
02:16:07
How have you not said that? They haven't talked. They've talked.
02:16:09
They had a physical scuffle and they called the police.
02:16:11
What did she say? 70 times? I think she said.
02:16:13
I feel like that was wrong, but I think it was right.
02:16:16
So my opinion of police, in my opinion,
02:16:19
if you have called the police 70 times on your neighbor, you have better.
02:16:22
It's called them 140 times before you call the cops.
02:16:30
I don't know, sometimes just one other entities
02:16:32
to deal with your problem for you.
02:16:34
Is that a wrong thing to just.
02:16:36
Yeah. Let's say wrong.
02:16:37
Yes, yes.
02:16:38
Like, hey, if this is the law, I hear you.
02:16:42
You take care of it.
02:16:43
You shouldn't hate to do it.
02:16:44
I'm a reasonable person.
02:16:45
If you if you in your life you want peace, then the word escalate
02:16:49
should never, ever, ever, ever want to be that you know you don't want escalate.
02:16:53
You want de-escalate.
02:16:54
Peace. Quiet, smooth,
02:16:57
low interaction.
02:16:58
If no, no interaction, no conflict.
02:17:02
But if you're shallow or or just bored, you've done everything in the world
02:17:06
and now you're ready to just fight with your neighbors.
02:17:08
A little more power to you. You have every right to.
02:17:10
If your pursuit of happiness is fighting with your neighbors,
02:17:12
then I believe you have a right to do that.
02:17:18
I actually have something
02:17:19
that might give draw the advantage in his fight with his neighbors.
02:17:23
But you can kill this fucking a lawyer thing now.
02:17:26
You can kill this lawyer.
02:17:28
We got the gist of it.
02:17:28
Dude, she's already inappropriate.
02:17:32
I just kill.
02:17:32
I married into a family that has a real estate attorney.
02:17:39
I got his phone. What? I love your house.
02:17:42
I love your ears.
02:17:43
It looks good. Workers has, You.
02:17:46
Right.
02:17:47
Has a, Uncle, that's a real estate attorney as well,
02:17:51
but I just I don't know it.
02:17:53
It's not.
02:17:54
I don't think it's going to be a problem.
02:17:56
I didn't record the interaction on my phone.
02:17:59
I don't think I want to listen to it again, because I don't necessarily
02:18:02
want to hold them to every little thing that they said.
02:18:07
And when I say they it was it was just the woman
02:18:10
I've been waiting for these people to like, be outside.
02:18:13
It's they haven't been outside.
02:18:15
It's almost like,
02:18:17
it's almost
02:18:18
like the they saw the Assayas and they're avoiding you
02:18:21
and I don't know, I don't want to say that because they've got younger kids,
02:18:24
but you know, you put this stamp patio thing in your backyard
02:18:28
as if you were going to hang out in your backyard
02:18:29
and you're never in your backyard.
02:18:30
And it's been nice for, for like two months.
02:18:33
But for the record, not to take it personally, they put that stamp
02:18:36
patio there before you were anywhere involved in the situation.
02:18:39
So no, no,
02:18:40
it doesn't matter if I was involved,
02:18:42
the property was involved and it's my property.
02:18:44
So I am involved in my property, the history of the property.
02:18:49
It's my property.
02:18:51
But so are you against my property?
02:18:54
Are you against people taking property through either purchase
02:18:58
or means of violence?
02:18:59
Because that's how the world works.
02:19:01
Yeah, but you're not going to encroach you encroaching motherfucker.
02:19:05
Right? Exactly.
02:19:06
That's how I would feel if I was him.
02:19:07
I would fight, even though I look at you in the eye,
02:19:09
or you make sure we weren't recording, I'd say,
02:19:11
I know I'm 100% wrong, but I'm going to fight you till we die.
02:19:14
Yeah. Now, now we're going to. You're going to lose.
02:19:16
Because I already know you're going to lose.
02:19:18
I might lose, I might lose, but I have you.
02:19:20
I can make it easy. I already told you.
02:19:22
It's a right of way for the utility.
02:19:23
Well, hold on, no one can.
02:19:25
Don't punch me in the face.
02:19:26
I'm just a physical.
02:19:27
I'm just a physical rep. Right?
02:19:29
There was a six, but I'm not actually lying on both sides.
02:19:33
Oh, he's right, I know. Property line, no build.
02:19:36
I had my neighbor.
02:19:37
I shouldn't say this and put it on the record,
02:19:39
but I had my neighbors, significant other that lived in the house at the time.
02:19:42
We said, hey,
02:19:43
we want to build our driveway right up to the edge of the property.
02:19:46
So it's just all cement.
02:19:47
I don't want to go ask them because they're not only going to
02:19:50
say we can't, but then they're going to say,
02:19:51
we got to do a bunch of other shit, and it's just the project won't happen.
02:19:54
Do you mind if we just put it right up to here?
02:19:55
She's like, sure.
02:19:56
And literally the line we went to is
02:19:57
where we used to just cut the grass, you know, there's no fence.
02:20:00
We just kind of line it up.
02:20:01
And you didn't even have a survey done?
02:20:04
No, because I
02:20:05
know where this whole, you know, you don't know where it is.
02:20:08
I'm an asshole.
02:20:10
Go ahead.
02:20:10
But I was trying to gain I was trying to make my foot
02:20:13
my property 51ft by 80.
02:20:17
And if I can do that every year, either side, I'm not necessary.
02:20:20
I don't, do I? I'm fine.
02:20:22
I live more in a city.
02:20:23
I got to fight for every inch and we can't wear my shed is if they.
02:20:27
If I really push it, it's out of me.
02:20:29
We're talking about alleyways and easements.
02:20:31
There's an old alleyway that nobody uses anymore,
02:20:34
but if they really want to push it,
02:20:35
you're not supposed to build structures down there.
02:20:36
They'll make me take my shed down so I can't push any property things.
02:20:39
But now.
02:20:40
Yeah, you shouldn't have done that.
02:20:42
The guy who did also protect.
02:20:44
But he just like, is you're not supposed to have structures
02:20:47
that close to your neighbor's property line either.
02:20:49
It's got multiple reasons for it.
02:20:51
And if you're breaking those laws, you're a dick.
02:20:53
You're an asshole.
02:20:54
You're breaking up.
02:20:55
Structures are different, goes new. I'm not going to show my I.D.
02:20:58
to Mr. Officer.
02:20:59
Oh, you're a law breaker. You own.
02:21:01
You want to break the law when it makes sense to you?
02:21:04
I get it now. It's cool.
02:21:05
Why would you want to break the law if it doesn't make sense to you?
02:21:09
I'm not saying I'm a law breaker, but if I were to break the law,
02:21:12
I wouldn't break.
02:21:12
If somebody did random, unreasonable, I would break it for my own advantage
02:21:17
or to help somebody that I care about, like, very well.
02:21:21
Regardless, these people have not been outside.
02:21:23
And finally, I see the dude out there and I'm like, fuck, I got.
02:21:27
I'm like, dude, that dude's out there and I'm the dude now instead of the asshole.
02:21:31
So I guess we're working well.
02:21:33
Yeah, right.
02:21:33
I'm like, I'm already,
02:21:34
I'm already fired up on and weed and beer all day anyway, because I've been
02:21:38
doing a bunch of work outside.
02:21:40
Got I freaking are your legs tired out there for hours doing shit to the grass?
02:21:43
And it's like you guys.
02:21:47
So I go over there and it's just the woman outside
02:21:51
now who cut to the chase on that front.
02:21:54
She never once, by the way, dude, never do never comes.
02:21:58
He was out there, I saw him.
02:22:00
Dude never comes outside.
02:22:02
She never goes, gets dude.
02:22:04
And she just handles business herself, which I respect.
02:22:06
But at the same time, I thought it was kind of weird because
02:22:09
you want to really get in a good mood.
02:22:11
Say, excuse me, ma'am, where's your husband?
02:22:13
Yeah, I just said that. Yeah, I know, right?
02:22:15
I didn't want to do that.
02:22:16
I didn't want to be like,
02:22:16
oh, yeah, I didn't even want to insinuate she was your husband.
02:22:20
That kind of was like, I'm a follow it up.
02:22:23
If your husband is not your man, who exactly is responsible for you at the moment?
02:22:28
No. So.
02:22:29
So just cause I have a billboard
02:22:32
we talked for, I think about 20, 25 minutes, but
02:22:34
and I tried to walk away multiple times, but she was nice and receptive.
02:22:38
But it was weird because she, like, she's number one, an idiot.
02:22:41
Because number one, she didn't know what an easement was.
02:22:43
You didn't know what the lady was.
02:22:45
She didn't know what a reservoir was.
02:22:46
Because I feel like about the water reservoir because she, like,
02:22:50
pushed back a little bit, but not too much.
02:22:53
And it was an oddball not pushing back.
02:22:55
Like I was like, you would assume that if you.
02:22:58
Hey, this is where the property line is, you'd be like, well, it is.
02:23:01
I'd like to see the information that says that.
02:23:04
They didn't seem that she didn't seem to be that interested in that.
02:23:07
She also seemed that it was kind of weird that I wanted to be more formal
02:23:11
about mailing something, because the research we've done is
02:23:14
you want to have a date
02:23:16
put on these type of things just in case, like you want to protect yourself.
02:23:20
And it just seemed like it was weird that.
02:23:22
So it is not a cemented in thing.
02:23:25
It's a bunch of stuff, like the patio placed on top right,
02:23:29
but they also have the pipe and she goes, well,
02:23:31
I'm so worried about my basement flooding.
02:23:33
And I'm like, well, you know, my property is flooding.
02:23:36
You know, you know, like, sure, it's not a basement, you know.
02:23:39
Yeah, that's what that's what property's for though.
02:23:41
Supposed to I mean, the wall, but it shouldn't be a direct pipe
02:23:44
from your basement sump pump to my area.
02:23:48
That can make a puddle on my property to where my lawnmower gets stuck
02:23:52
and it kills my grass.
02:23:53
And I could just get up and just just funnel it right back.
02:23:57
I mentioned that last year. I mentioned that last year.
02:23:59
And you go, no, you got to be nice to your neighbors.
02:24:01
You good to be, right? So you do.
02:24:03
Yeah. Yeah.
02:24:03
I would not do that until you said hey move your
02:24:05
have you once said, hey move your pipe please.
02:24:09
Yeah I mentioned last year, but I said, hey, I did some stuff over here.
02:24:13
This is when I kind of just, I, I knew it was my property,
02:24:16
but I couldn't make that point yet because I did not know.
02:24:20
So my complaint could only be your pipe is draining out of my property.
02:24:24
And at that point, I was in properties and mitigating that.
02:24:27
It's a recent commercial.
02:24:29
Yeah. It's underneath. Yeah.
02:24:30
The entire pipe is on my property.
02:24:33
Almost mine.
02:24:34
So she was like, well, I would need more time on that.
02:24:36
But she had she was like, well, as far as, like all these shell pieces
02:24:40
that deck the perimeter, she's like, so whose are those?
02:24:43
And I'm like, well, I don't know.
02:24:44
I always tell her I'm like, she's what kind of timeframe?
02:24:46
I'm like, I don't know, I go, I go.
02:24:49
I was making an excuse to go.
02:24:50
I need to call a, DTI because there's, there's trees and stuff that are here
02:24:56
and they are supposed to trim them, and I don't know what I'm responsible for.
02:25:01
And I and she it was it was an awkward interaction
02:25:06
because when I started bringing up the idea of sexual tension
02:25:10
at like a real estate attorney, she's like, oh, oh, no, I don't either.
02:25:14
You know, I know we're not going to do anything.
02:25:17
You know, we're we
02:25:18
we didn't, you know, and I'm just like, well, I'm just protecting myself.
02:25:21
I have no idea.
02:25:21
I go, I like to just, you know, hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
02:25:24
And so I've done my research on the worst that this could go.
02:25:28
And I want to mentally be prepared.
02:25:29
I go, I've got projects that I need done and and I potentially need cash
02:25:34
out of hand in case there there's a situation that involves
02:25:37
where I need to spend money on a lawyer.
02:25:39
And I was even telling her about the tree that's there.
02:25:41
She. Yeah, that's like three grand or more to get taken down.
02:25:44
And I'm like, yeah, that's on my property.
02:25:46
Technically, I'm responsible for that tree.
02:25:49
You know,
02:25:50
like these are things that you need when you have those types of situations
02:25:53
as far as your property, you should know exactly what you fucking paid for.
02:25:58
But the fucking weird thing is she makes comments
02:26:01
as if, like, she goes, well, what?
02:26:04
What are you going to do with it?
02:26:05
You know, she's like, well, what do you like?
02:26:08
How are you going to like what?
02:26:09
And I'm like, well, I like to reestablish these woods.
02:26:12
And she's like, well,
02:26:13
you know, what's what's wrong with how it kind of is right now, you know?
02:26:16
And I'm like, well, I'd like to.
02:26:19
The property is ours.
02:26:21
I go, you know, it's a of course I'd like to have the property that I paid for.
02:26:25
You know, I can't just let you just
02:26:28
whatever you want on the back end of my property.
02:26:30
She's like, well, are you are you going to put a fence up?
02:26:32
And I'm like, well yeah.
02:26:34
She's like, but then she's like, well, you can't put a fence up.
02:26:36
I'm like, no, we're like, she starts telling me what I know about the stuff.
02:26:41
Even though they did zero research.
02:26:43
She's of the same money that you can't put a fence up.
02:26:47
The city said we could put a fence up on the property line.
02:26:50
There's a everywhere in that neighborhood has fences up on the property.
02:26:53
So it does help more than the neighbor.
02:26:56
Yeah, but so the city.
02:26:57
So if DTI comes and takes it, needs to access it and it's impeding something.
02:27:02
They can take it down and they're not responsible for repairing it.
02:27:05
Which is why I just want a the cheapest two prong cedar fence.
02:27:09
It's not the cheapest but the second cheapest.
02:27:11
One post, two slats, one posts.
02:27:14
You've seen it everywhere.
02:27:15
Every fucking Stoney Creek chasm all over the place.
02:27:18
Just, just just to hold that line.
02:27:22
And she's like, well, is every hour is everyone and you know,
02:27:26
and I'm like, no, no, you're the only you're the only house like everyone else.
02:27:30
Seems that they to seem to be just fine.
02:27:31
I go, you know, I understand I go there.
02:27:33
You guys just kind of walked into this
02:27:35
but I and I go, you can see it on Google Earth like 30 years.
02:27:39
Like there's just been a slow I was like 20, 30 years.
02:27:42
There's just been a slow whittling of people encroaches.
02:27:45
Woods is the word you're looking for. Whatever.
02:27:47
You could either take property.
02:27:48
And I go in covertly or with violence.
02:27:52
This property is blind to them, honestly, with purchasing and surveys, I suppose.
02:27:58
I guess, honestly, because it's an easement,
02:28:02
you can't there's no like there's nothing taking care of that property.
02:28:06
You can't you can't say, hey, I've been maintaining this property
02:28:09
and so I want to take this property.
02:28:10
It's it's an easement. It doesn't matter.
02:28:12
So they could make that argument, but they can't.
02:28:15
So it was just kind of odd how she mentioned that.
02:28:18
And she goes, well,
02:28:19
this isn't because I complained about the smoke last year is it?
02:28:23
And I'm like, no, I go, this is because this is our property and we paid for it.
02:28:29
Hold on.
02:28:30
May I interject?
02:28:31
Be very warned of that.
02:28:32
The state would be very aware of that statement.
02:28:34
From my wisdom, she is a spiteful person when pushed into the corner
02:28:37
because she's like she just presented you with that flipped around.
02:28:41
So if she's like,
02:28:43
yeah, I would not trust
02:28:45
it was weird or something crazy when she going to be off like there now,
02:28:48
but she's going to go woo when it comes time.
02:28:51
She also then was like, well I don't want this.
02:28:53
You know, I want to be like neighborly.
02:28:55
You know, I don't want you to have like hold a grudge or anything.
02:28:58
And like, you know, if we're out here, she's like,
02:28:59
I want to be able to walk over and like, you know, talk to you guys
02:29:02
and like, I'm like, thinking, I don't want you walking on my property.
02:29:06
You got two kids and shit.
02:29:07
I don't want you walking through the woods.
02:29:09
Well, what happens is, I think that they want to go access the creek.
02:29:12
That's their.
02:29:13
Maybe because they have younger kids and they.
02:29:15
I'm sure I'm sure they have had it in their head like.
02:29:18
Yeah, just I,
02:29:19
I presented that I'm like the only people
02:29:20
that are going to suffer, the kids that are going to want to go through that.
02:29:22
You're going to block, which is your own property or my property.
02:29:25
It's not safe.
02:29:26
We work, we have dogs. We're going to have
02:29:28
the creek on your property or just through your property.
02:29:30
We're allowed to have three dogs right now.
02:29:32
We have a dog in the thing that's maybe might be on its way.
02:29:36
She's having an issue recently, and hopefully she doesn't
02:29:40
die when I'm not there, but she's just more of, like,
02:29:42
a physical thing that, like, I don't know, just a mobility.
02:29:46
She's, like, limping a lot, and it's getting worse.
02:29:49
I don't know, but I thought she was going to die of three dogs, I was there.
02:29:52
We're allowed to have three dogs
02:29:54
and we're probably going to have three dogs at all times.
02:29:55
And I don't want just kids running into my shit.
02:29:57
I don't want my dogs running into their yard.
02:30:01
With the two prong split fence.
02:30:02
I might just do like the messaging on it
02:30:04
because I want something that doesn't look like an electric fence.
02:30:07
Like if it was me, I would have a fucking privacy fence.
02:30:10
But I expansive and if the utility needs to take it down,
02:30:14
I have to pay like, right.
02:30:17
But I mean, it didn't mean electric fence.
02:30:18
It electrifies like cattle. I meant right?
02:30:22
It just seemed weird that she made those comments and the fact
02:30:24
that she know I'm saying husband, are you mad at me because of the smoke thing?
02:30:28
That's. Yeah.
02:30:28
So she's the kind of person I mentioned.
02:30:30
They her to inadvertently like you.
02:30:33
I mentioned what they said, what her husband said last year
02:30:36
and she's she then was like, well, we worked with
02:30:39
like the company put this in and they said that it was fine.
02:30:42
And I'm like, you know, well, I go, you know, we were sure that you guys
02:30:46
that you guys in the city, like that's what her husband said.
02:30:49
He said, yeah, we fought the city and, and you know, they they wouldn't
02:30:52
let us put it in at first and then and then finally they let us put it in
02:30:55
and it's like
02:30:57
none of that happened.
02:30:59
It's a weird story, you know?
02:31:01
Yeah.
02:31:01
They just don't have any.
02:31:02
Well, I meant why make that up?
02:31:05
But you don't need to fight the city because that size of a thing
02:31:09
in the ground, you just pull out in without without any permission at all.
02:31:13
So you need to word that.
02:31:15
But you also can't put anything there
02:31:18
because it's a frickin easement and the right of way for the utility.
02:31:22
And it's my property.
02:31:26
Play the key.
02:31:27
So you can't do that.
02:31:28
You gotta play the drop. Please play the drop.
02:31:30
It's your fault.
02:31:31
And it's just funny how like, she.
02:31:33
It doesn't matter.
02:31:34
Oh, it's just my property.
02:31:37
It's just weird how she.
02:31:38
And so then she was like, okay, well, I go these all these rocks and I'm
02:31:42
like, well, they're technically yours, I guess.
02:31:44
But if you don't want them, they are on our property.
02:31:47
So I guess there are is I'm like, I have no idea.
02:31:50
But if you want them. Yes. Take them.
02:31:51
I don't want to take them.
02:31:53
She said she even gave you the opening.
02:31:55
She said something about timeline.
02:31:57
I would have had a written timeline saying you have 30 days.
02:32:01
So she was. That's what I told her.
02:32:03
I go, I want to call,
02:32:05
but they're going to give you 30 days.
02:32:07
And I go, I don't know what the penalty is after that, but that's what it says.
02:32:12
You know, I don't know how strict are.
02:32:14
That's what I've had them do that twice.
02:32:16
If they are, they're not at all.
02:32:18
They basically say it doesn't give you that within 30 days.
02:32:21
The city doesn't know
02:32:22
come a second time and they'll say, please do it within 30 days.
02:32:25
They didn't know. That's right.
02:32:27
And then after 60 days, they just come and do it.
02:32:29
And Bill, you
02:32:31
as far as like tree cutting.
02:32:32
And so she's like, well I've got,
02:32:34
I've got two kids that I'm, you know, I'm taking care of and I'm pregnant
02:32:37
with a third.
02:32:38
And I'm just thinking,
02:32:39
okay, so I'm expecting like I'm demanding a pregnant woman to move all the shit.
02:32:42
It's like, like what?
02:32:44
Meanwhile, her husband will come out so more.
02:32:46
That's why I'm pretty much a pussy.
02:32:48
That's why you go to option two.
02:32:50
You say, well, listen, if you're not able to do it,
02:32:51
and I wouldn't want you doing it if you're that pregnant.
02:32:53
I've got a, an estimate right here for you.
02:32:55
I will have them do it. You just pay.
02:32:59
Do all the work for.
02:33:00
It's.
02:33:00
It's not fair that you should do all the work, but it'll be amazing.
02:33:03
You'll be an amazing neighbor,
02:33:04
and you'll turn a bad situation into a good situation.
02:33:06
And you'll get your result.
02:33:07
And you won't have to pay for it.
02:33:08
You might have to take them to court
02:33:10
because you'll pay for it, and then they'll have to reimburse you.
02:33:12
Yeah, but if those are just like pieces
02:33:13
of fucking cement just sitting on the ground, I'll just go over there
02:33:16
and move them myself like, yeah, because they're smelly.
02:33:19
But sure. Yep.
02:33:22
But I mean, that's even better if you do if you don't charge them, that's great.
02:33:26
And I told her I go, what about the cement?
02:33:28
Probably a lot of overgrown shit here, you know, there's good.
02:33:32
Let me ask you
02:33:32
this allowed to plant trees, but I'd like to rebuild these natural woods that are.
02:33:36
Now you know, bastardized, because I'd like to take our site
02:33:40
and be able to access more of our property and have there still be a wood buffer?
02:33:44
Can the patio be repurposed as a tea pad?
02:33:49
Oh, I don't want I don't want any, I don't want mine.
02:33:52
I don't want to see my neighbors.
02:33:54
I'm going to have to hear them. That's fine. I don't want to see them.
02:33:56
I have a wooden barricade and we're we're building it up even more
02:33:59
and adding more plants that we're just it's going to be a complete blockade,
02:34:04
but it's not going to be on the heating
02:34:06
that much on our property or it's not going to be plants
02:34:08
that we're going to have be high maintenance.
02:34:10
Yes. But can the patio be repurposed as a tea pad?
02:34:14
No, I just want I want that strip to be woods.
02:34:17
And then what is.
02:34:20
Because we could have more access to the river in the corner,
02:34:23
but that would expose more of them. But the problem.
02:34:25
Wait a second, wait a second. Yeah.
02:34:27
So you're in a fight with your neighbor, and you want the property from the river
02:34:31
to the sea?
02:34:35
That's the reasoning.
02:34:37
You know what you are?
02:34:39
Break all my property.
02:34:42
Do you know what you are?
02:34:44
I'm over. Go.
02:34:46
I just want what I paid for.
02:34:48
That's exactly what they said. You.
02:34:52
Yeah, but it's just weird, too, because it's like.
02:34:54
Well, she's like, well, what about them down there?
02:34:56
And I'm like, no, they're everywhere I go.
02:34:57
Those is where they're supposed to.
02:35:00
She said, step down there.
02:35:02
Those people
02:35:03
I mentioned, I mentioned that 2015, the worst thing about Google Earth.
02:35:06
And I'm like, yeah, they've been slowly whittling away.
02:35:08
And she goes, well, you know, we we bought this house from,
02:35:13
friends of ours, and they owned this house for about 30 years.
02:35:16
And I'm like, yeah, yeah.
02:35:18
They're like, yeah, they're the assholes.
02:35:20
Look at this guy.
02:35:22
He's so sick of hearing about your neighbors.
02:35:23
He's passed out at the fucking counter.
02:35:25
Dude, how do you do this?
02:35:27
Only in South Central.
02:35:31
I'm so the.
02:35:35
And like, no one, like, is like trying to like.
02:35:37
Hey, sir. Excuse me.
02:35:39
I'm, like, afraid of him. Maybe.
02:35:41
Is this the new style of pants all the way around the ankles?
02:35:43
I don't know, is he had, like, gastric bypass and then weight
02:35:47
loss surgery because I feel like there's, like, some zipper thing, like zipper.
02:35:50
Oh, my God, that's the front of his body.
02:35:51
I thought it was his back. I'm like, what are those?
02:35:54
One of those I didn't do?
02:35:55
Oh he cries, he fell and like, skinned his shoulder blades on the ground, you know.
02:36:01
Oh my God. Oh.
02:36:03
Now see now I think it's fake and gay because of the timing.
02:36:06
No, no, I know, because he's like, what was.
02:36:10
But I think this one has scars.
02:36:12
So this woman is scared.
02:36:14
She's like, I need to get the fuck out of this story.
02:36:17
Oh, yeah.
02:36:20
What an asshole.
02:36:22
It's the Brady Show, Brady.
02:36:25
And ordinary as above and so below.
02:36:29
Because he's so close. Brady.
02:36:31
And for sure, we're doing it our way.
02:36:34
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
02:36:37
Brady.
02:36:38
And your show.
02:36:39
It's Brady and drawer extension.
02:36:43
The Brady drawer.
02:36:54
Well.
02:36:57
Yeah.
02:36:57
This is, No, dude, we.
02:37:01
Are they supposed to do that coming up? Did
02:37:04
well happen?
02:37:06
One of the thing
02:37:09
there are people who get in the helicopter
02:37:12
accidents on accident. Man.
02:37:16
What?
02:37:17
What? Why are they that close?
02:37:19
It's like they look like animals in, They're obviously fucked up.
02:37:25
I don't know, sometimes I like to show the skill of, like,
02:37:28
you know, flying super close.
02:37:31
Yeah.
02:37:31
I don't know if they were,
02:37:32
like, supposed to be flying super nice and doing the Hoover.
02:37:35
I think one just fucked up. Maybe
02:37:38
could have got sucked in.
02:37:46
That's not good.
02:37:46
Yeah, that's not.
02:37:49
Ooh, yeah.
02:37:50
It's not good.
02:37:51
I'm assuming they just aborted, but I think they have to wait for that
02:37:54
because they're literally on top of each other.
02:37:56
You don't want to eject. Oh, they did right there.
02:37:58
Yeah. But you don't want to eject and have that.
02:38:00
You're just going to eject into the other fucking plane and die.
02:38:03
You ever see fucking Top Gun? God damn.
02:38:06
That was because the the, canopy didn't open.
02:38:09
Yeah, but that's going to be the same.
02:38:12
It's going to be the same type of, action.
02:38:14
You know,
02:38:16
I'll take my chances with the ejection seat than the ground.
02:38:19
Yeah, but how do you how long do you hold out on this plane?
02:38:22
Because the planes are going to start sparking.
02:38:24
So is that the second canopy? Is that the second ejection guy?
02:38:26
You know that? Waited a minute.
02:38:28
I would like to think that'd
02:38:29
be cool enough to just jump off at the last second with no parachute even
02:38:32
and just like, run on the ground.
02:38:34
But something tells me I'm getting out as soon as the fuck I can.
02:38:37
You're right.
02:38:37
I'd be like, dude, the plane like my canopy space directly to the ground.
02:38:41
I'm going to blast right into this plane.
02:38:42
But I'm just like, pull, pull, pull.
02:38:45
No hesitation. Just eject right now. Yeah.
02:38:47
Fuck it. Have you ever been near a fire?
02:38:50
It wakes you up.
02:38:51
I mean, it never wants.
02:38:53
No, I lit a I lit a car and I lit a car on fire.
02:38:55
And it was not near a fire.
02:38:59
I mean, right on fire.
02:39:00
And it was not a big deal. What the fuck are you talking about?
02:39:02
We were trying to get a car started and the engine
02:39:05
lit on fire like fools.
02:39:08
Yeah, and it was. It was.
02:39:09
And we were young.
02:39:10
And I'm like, I think it's going to explode.
02:39:12
We should get the fuck out of here. We like, we kind of panic.
02:39:15
We call the police. Yeah, it doesn't happen.
02:39:17
No, I know that now, but I was like 62.
02:39:19
Yeah. Or 15.
02:39:21
I just know I was, I was, in my mid 30s
02:39:23
and I was getting on 606 and that's a totally different story.
02:39:28
There was a scene too many movies.
02:39:30
I guess there was an accident that had just occurred.
02:39:32
And as I'm getting on to the,
02:39:35
on ramp,
02:39:36
like there's people running across the street in there, women.
02:39:39
And so I'm like, fuck, I'm gonna pull over because I have to pull over
02:39:43
anyway to run across the fucking street.
02:39:45
So I get out and they're already taking the guy
02:39:47
from the car to the side of the road, and I'm like,
02:39:49
Thank God I don't have to touch this guy because he's all bleeding and shit.
02:39:53
But, the car was was
02:39:56
running and he wanted to go back to his car to get his cell phone.
02:39:59
And I felt bad because I told him no, but he was also like, so out of it.
02:40:02
And he laid down a few times and close his eyes
02:40:05
and we were like, no, dude, you need to stay up.
02:40:06
Like, yeah, you don't want to do that.
02:40:09
And then his car started on fire and then it never blew up.
02:40:13
And I even yelled at a guy who I didn't realize was an undercover cop at the time,
02:40:16
but he had pulled over as well, and I told him to turn the car off
02:40:20
because I said it was it's smoking and it's going to start on fire.
02:40:25
Because of this, the alarm was going off, and I don't think
02:40:28
he actually ended up doing that because obviously the car started on fire.
02:40:31
But shit, that's it's hot.
02:40:33
Do you ever drive by one when it's on fire in your
02:40:37
do you feel it in your car with the windows up?
02:40:39
Like it's like it's like Hertz sort of.
02:40:42
You can like just feel that radiating heat.
02:40:45
Even if you're a bonfire, you can be ten feet away and be like,
02:40:47
oh my God, when you're in a car, you know, and you're in the car and it's 12ft away
02:40:52
and you know, it's sure it's a big fire, but it just you just feel it.
02:40:55
It's fucking weird.
02:40:57
I expected in a bonfire.
02:40:58
I don't expect it while I'm sitting in my driver's seat in the car is you know,
02:41:02
6 to 12ft away, and I got windows and metal,
02:41:06
you know, kind of keeping the fire from me.
02:41:10
I essentially.
02:41:17
Yeah.
02:41:19
This is like the easiest DoorDash order for these motherfuckers.
02:41:22
The fucking places.
02:41:23
Like, literally I could walk to it,
02:41:25
but I'm just too lazy because we're doing a show.
02:41:30
But yeah, there are people who shows on fire.
02:41:33
Helicopter accidents, on accident. Man.
02:41:37
Oh yeah, I keep losing that one.
02:41:40
It just disappears on me. Oh.
02:41:44
There it is.
02:41:45
God damn it.
02:41:47
For the for the comfort.
02:41:52
What do we have?
02:41:54
Oh. So, so much.
02:41:58
So much.
02:41:59
I don't have to play my long, too.
02:42:00
I just those were fillers.
02:42:02
There was like, no, no, I mean, do you want to?
02:42:05
A couple of mine are kind of random. Graham.
02:42:07
Yuck, yuck.
02:42:08
And some of them are actual, you know, let's talk about this one.
02:42:12
Oh yeah. Chipotle tech.
02:42:14
Oh, you're about to be massively hooked.
02:42:18
Oh hello.
02:42:20
Oh my god. Oh
02:42:23
this would have been perfect for our scream episode.
02:42:26
All I hear or didn't happen to three girls.
02:42:29
No, I, I'm just saying there's three girls just screaming.
02:42:33
I don't like screaming.
02:42:35
It's hard enough to think I can save your ass.
02:42:38
It's hard enough to think and save your ass as it is with,
02:42:42
anyone in this video is an asshole or a bitch.
02:42:44
Cause it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong in the fight.
02:42:46
Okay?
02:42:48
Come on now, take this on the outside.
02:42:51
Go in the grass somewhere.
02:42:53
Oh, you know, impede people's.
02:42:56
Imagine somebody want to go get some dinner tonight?
02:42:59
And they're like, this is what they've had in their mind.
02:43:02
And they're like, goddammit, they shut down.
02:43:04
There was a somebody who had small, small children.
02:43:07
There's only two high chairs. Dude, don't fucking break the high chair.
02:43:10
I won't be able to eat them.
02:43:11
Yeah, see, I assume everyone has down syndrome.
02:43:15
At least everyone in this video. Oh, God.
02:43:18
Dude, you can hurt someone.
02:43:19
That's a hard wood. It's. It.
02:43:23
This is Instagram.
02:43:23
The way they structure insurance is glued together. Probably.
02:43:26
But that structure is a nice tight square.
02:43:29
Like that's not just going to bend and break.
02:43:31
That's a fucking.
02:43:32
You cut someone in the head.
02:43:35
That should be a truck, dude.
02:43:36
It could be attempted.
02:43:37
I was told if you point a gun at somebody
02:43:40
that you don't intend to shoot and that's, you know, that's wrong.
02:43:42
So if you swing a chair that you don't intend
02:43:44
to kill somebody with the net, that's wrong.
02:43:46
You shouldn't swing the chair.
02:43:47
You can't be like, I didn't think it would kill him
02:43:50
at all, right?
02:43:51
Yeah.
02:43:51
You would like to think that that has a possibility.
02:43:54
You'd like to think that that
02:43:56
goes through their head for a split second when they're doing some shit like that.
02:44:00
This is going to make me sound racist, but I'm going to say it anyways.
02:44:03
There's four white people at the counter filming like they're at a show,
02:44:06
and everyone over here seems to be black, and I swear I hear monkeys.
02:44:11
Oh my God, I went to high school.
02:44:13
There is one, I think three black people.
02:44:17
What are you?
02:44:18
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
02:44:22
Right. I mean, like,
02:44:24
oh, wow.
02:44:26
No, it's just them.
02:44:27
That's just what women screaming sounds like.
02:44:29
Are you going to play the happy birthday or so you're.
02:44:33
No, no, no I'm not. Yeah. Okay.
02:44:35
Definitely not.
02:44:37
That's inappropriate.
02:44:38
Come on now we have better.
02:44:40
You retiring that one or should I stop asking for it?
02:44:44
Does it come up too often?
02:44:46
Not a good enough kind of side joke, or
02:44:49
I just said monkey, that's all.
02:44:52
They sound like monkeys.
02:44:53
They act like one, two.
02:44:54
I don't know why you got to play the birthday song all the time.
02:44:57
I think we all.
02:44:59
You know, what's weird is I don't have that website open anymore
02:45:01
because I put the links right in the thing now.
02:45:03
Oh, and it's hard to find because I lost the thumbnails for those exact shows.
02:45:07
They're they're all going in and out thumbnails.
02:45:10
I could possibly be guess,
02:45:12
you know, if I type, what if I yeah, I've had blood leaking out of my anus.
02:45:16
Oh it was licorice.
02:45:21
Oh yeah.
02:45:21
This is what I was looking for anyway.
02:45:22
So the Chipotle attack,
02:45:25
is chicken that I like.
02:45:29
We go, you get chicken or steak,
02:45:32
you get chicken. When you it.
02:45:34
I don't go to Chipotle today, but I thing
02:45:36
well when you go to take it from other steak every time.
02:45:40
Hey, do you have to be
02:45:44
have to you have to.
02:45:49
Gary.
02:45:52
Thank you.
02:45:53
You would you like the funny song now that I sing to you?
02:45:57
Okay. Funny. So happy birthday.
02:46:00
How funny is it?
02:46:02
You live in the zoo,
02:46:05
you the clown, a monkey,
02:46:08
and you smell like one, two,
02:46:12
a crowd.
02:46:12
Everybody.
02:46:17
That's the best.
02:46:18
Right there is the look on his face.
02:46:20
He literally lifts his chin up.
02:46:23
Look like he's just sitting there half asleep.
02:46:25
Like this sucks. I don't want to be at school.
02:46:27
Maybe we'll get cupcakes then.
02:46:29
They say it.
02:46:32
Was like, what the what?
02:46:38
What what did he say?
02:46:40
What she saying?
02:46:45
He. Says my album,
02:47:19
the client actually trying to apply pressure to it,
02:47:22
and it kept charging at me.
02:47:24
The blood gushing out, almost evil,
02:47:27
sinister.
02:47:31
Was it a, helicopter?
02:47:34
Helicopter? Okay.
02:47:38
Anytime. Anything crashes.
02:47:39
So my brother has pauses. My brother has.
02:47:42
And I'm sure a lot of people have, but my brother has for years, whose pet peeve
02:47:46
when we ever go to a baseball game, is
02:47:52
the people that aren't paying attention to the game,
02:47:54
that are just there for vanity, the vanity fans
02:47:58
that are like, look, I'm at a game versus like, I'm at a game.
02:48:01
They're like, oh, I'm at a game versus I'm at a game.
02:48:04
You know, like take a picture and then move on like like absorb the environment.
02:48:09
Right.
02:48:09
So this is what happens when you don't absorb the environment
02:48:14
and you're too busy vanity fanning.
02:48:18
Yeah.
02:48:20
Sorry.
02:48:20
Whoever called in an hour ago my our thing marked it and bam
02:48:25
please call back in 15863.
02:48:27
Rent's three.
02:48:28
You can't just call back. You can't cold call them.
02:48:31
I could, but it's 1240 eight hour time.
02:48:34
Well, what time do they call? Hello.
02:48:36
An hour. 1148 1143.
02:48:39
That's that's. They should be up.
02:48:41
If they were calling a podcast ahead an hour ago, they should still be up.
02:48:46
I'll send it over to you.
02:48:48
You can call them on.
02:48:50
Yeah.
02:48:52
You would fucking speed that thing.
02:48:54
Hand on it.
02:48:55
It sounded like the bat hitting the ball.
02:48:58
It is.
02:48:58
That thing had some steam on it.
02:49:01
Still do.
02:49:03
I mean essentially does it does it pick up.
02:49:05
How much momentum does it lose as it travels through the air.
02:49:08
And then as it starts coming down, does it gain again or is it always
02:49:11
just slowing down based on wind resistance? Yep.
02:49:16
Yeah.
02:49:16
I wonder if I would know, but I'm going to grab a beer really quick.
02:49:19
I'm pretty sure it makes sense for that to get nailed with this.
02:49:23
They had to have hurt.
02:49:24
I can't believe how much it sounds exactly like the ball hitting the bat shell.
02:49:29
You can't do
02:49:32
here.
02:49:32
Does he listen to sound just like it?
02:49:34
And the pitcher with the wind up and the pitch.
02:49:36
The fastball just so you can hear it.
02:49:39
It's a long fly ball.
02:49:40
The only immediate move of everyone around
02:49:44
because everyone else is paying attention except her.
02:49:47
Because they're all like, oh shit, here it comes, here it comes.
02:49:49
Oh, that oh.
02:49:52
Now, her blond friend wasn't paying attention.
02:49:55
Yeah, because she's too busy to strike.
02:49:56
Yeah, because it's a bunch of.
02:49:57
That guy was at a baseball game.
02:50:01
Yeah, he's looking for the ball.
02:50:03
He's like, so what's got it?
02:50:05
Let's do a little bit of all the women.
02:50:07
All the women are not paying attention.
02:50:08
And all the grown adults are trying to chase them.
02:50:11
You need to go boom,
02:50:13
boom.
02:50:14
It's really hard to tell where it's coming from.
02:50:17
Like, I've had seats down the third base line where they cut people around.
02:50:21
You will constantly remind you, keep your head up.
02:50:23
You're facing the wrong way.
02:50:25
The angle is interesting, but it's so good.
02:50:29
Hold on a second.
02:50:31
They also have netting up at all the major league parks now.
02:50:33
Yeah, they've changed stuff. I think she's in the out fake.
02:50:36
I would like to think she's in the outfield.
02:50:38
No, no this is definitely I think oh
02:50:42
you play.
02:50:45
Are you okay?
02:50:46
You know what. First of all it doesn't matter.
02:50:48
Stupid thing to say.
02:50:49
And second of all, she answered way too soon.
02:50:52
Yeah.
02:50:52
If you're going to run, means you need to leave the game.
02:50:54
And so you better be okay, because you know
02:50:57
there's nothing going to bring into the concussion protocol.
02:51:01
Oh, yeah.
02:51:02
Oh, look, it's on the back of that ticket.
02:51:05
You got to pay attention. It's on you.
02:51:06
So I, I highly recommend everybody takes a concussion based test.
02:51:10
All you do is you go in, it's usually free. Right.
02:51:13
Can you do that?
02:51:15
What? Take a concussion based test. Yeah.
02:51:17
Yeah. Before you enter a game.
02:51:18
And then you can blame the game on a concussion. No no.
02:51:20
Every everybody does that.
02:51:22
So when I was a referee they trained us. You have a concussion base.
02:51:25
And you ask people I don't know if they have a number or whatever.
02:51:29
But then you assess that to how they are
02:51:31
now after they get whacked in the head and they're like, I'm fine.
02:51:34
You know, they're not fine because you just scored 15 left
02:51:37
on your concussion test based on your base test.
02:51:42
Kind of like, hey, doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the piano?
02:51:46
And he's like, sure, you should be able to play the piano.
02:51:47
They're like, that's awesome,
02:51:48
because I've never been able to play the piano before.
02:51:50
Like, you need a base test of what your abilities were
02:51:52
and how fast you were, your response time, your thought process
02:51:56
before you get been in the head so they know how bad you got fucked up.
02:51:59
Oh, so you're hearing test retest.
02:52:03
But I feel like concussion is.
02:52:05
Are you okay? So you
02:52:08
we oh wow.
02:52:09
Look at that I got it. Good. Pause.
02:52:11
Oh I can you got the sound too.
02:52:14
So we got the sound before the.
02:52:16
Holy shit.
02:52:17
What a fucking freeze frame. Oh my God.
02:52:20
I don't think you could have nailed it any better.
02:52:24
What the fuck?
02:52:25
There's a lot of ball there.
02:52:26
Like, look, it's even around when the ball is bouncing off her head.
02:52:29
I think we reached a different dimension here.
02:52:31
The ball's actually not there yet, but.
02:52:34
Right.
02:52:34
But look, I don't want to move zero zero.
02:52:36
No one has realized what happened yet.
02:52:38
Like no one has.
02:52:40
It's not registered on anyone's.
02:52:44
Awareness scale.
02:52:45
Yeah, color has changed.
02:52:47
I like how the person's arm is like coming out of the her head though.
02:52:55
I mean, she got lucky here.
02:52:57
She got a nail in the eye socket or some shit. Yeah.
02:53:00
No. Yeah, yeah.
02:53:00
It glanced.
02:53:02
It didn't even hit her.
02:53:02
Direct it, glanced off of her.
02:53:05
Yeah. Here she is. Let's go back.
02:53:07
Watch all this.
02:53:08
But the worst thing that could have happened
02:53:10
if it ended up in her fucking lap, you know what I mean?
02:53:12
Like all it took, all the impact on.
02:53:14
I'd be like, look, I want that ball.
02:53:16
That ball is mine.
02:53:17
Anyone who's around, please give it to me.
02:53:19
Fuck! No, dude.
02:53:20
Balls in my hand, I know.
02:53:22
Yeah, grown children, do you do?
02:53:25
Oh, I just blanked out for a quick second.
02:53:27
I didn't know, I just blank.
02:53:30
You should have reacted way more.
02:53:31
Yeah, you should have made a big.
02:53:33
Here's another tip you could have.
02:53:34
I'm not a doctor, but if you are a youth sports player
02:53:37
and you want to go back in the game, do not use words like I blacked out for
02:53:41
a second,
02:53:43
right?
02:53:44
We are then told to no, I'm fine, but yeah, but you said you blacked out.
02:53:48
So now you have to sit for this game. And the next.
02:53:50
Look what had happened? I thought someone caught the ball.
02:53:52
I didn't realize it came back towards me.
02:53:55
And when.
02:53:56
No, it was not on me. You're right. It was.
02:53:58
Dude, you were on camera long enough for the play to go, the pitch to go.
02:54:02
You didn't see it. I didn't even see the play.
02:54:04
Including the players were doing this.
02:54:09
Oh, except to
02:54:11
you and your friends are concerned.
02:54:14
Everyone around me was concerned.
02:54:16
But, thankfully the staff was very quick to respond
02:54:21
to everything and took care of me and look, now you're trying to show your.
02:54:26
You're probably I missed at that time.
02:54:28
Oh, I still got a piece of it. There's a little white glow right there.
02:54:31
You like to scrub it? Can you just move?
02:54:33
If you scrub,
02:54:35
it goes to a completely different.
02:54:37
Oh, there's no, scrub.
02:54:38
There's no scrub around it, is there?
02:54:40
I don't know what that means.
02:54:42
It's the fucking ball.
02:54:44
But you can move back and forth. Are you.
02:54:46
Have you existed in the. This is a trace.
02:54:50
This is Facebook.
02:54:51
I call that the, What do I call that?
02:54:55
I don't scrub you scrub it.
02:54:57
I don't know why it's a scrubber, cuz you're like, I think, can you grab it
02:55:00
and fucking go frame by frame or there's a no, there's no you can't see.
02:55:04
I'm sure there's a different video of this somewhere,
02:55:06
different platforms that you do that.
02:55:08
Can you do a slo mo at all or oh no shit or no this is what, through Facebook?
02:55:12
No, I want to go.
02:55:12
Oh, not even a real right click
02:55:16
there.
02:55:16
Yeah.
02:55:16
Sometimes the, even just the,
02:55:21
even just the platform that gives you the
02:55:25
what is it?
02:55:28
The shorts, sometimes the shorts, they don't let you scrub and
02:55:31
sometimes the shorts that only slow slo mo fully, slow.
02:55:36
It gets fast. Yeah.
02:55:38
Very quick to switch on to everything
02:55:42
and to care like it's faster than that. Oh,
02:55:49
baby, baby, baby.
02:55:51
Oh, yeah, I think,
02:55:54
I think I continue going pretty far after it probably hit somebody else.
02:55:58
That's good. I'm saying that's good.
02:56:00
That means that all the all the energy that was built up in that ball
02:56:04
end up in her head.
02:56:06
She could have got blasted in the nose.
02:56:08
Imagine that. In the teeth. Blood everywhere.
02:56:10
I've seen that in a hockey card.
02:56:12
I didn't see the actual impact, but I saw a fan a little girl, that little.
02:56:16
But I mean, not a woman.
02:56:17
Definitely a girl. Just get pegged by a puck.
02:56:20
And then you saw the towel, and then you saw the red towel, and then they.
02:56:24
I've never seen that escort girl away
02:56:27
when I was younger,
02:56:28
for, like, a Cub Scout event, we went to a Detroit Vipers game,
02:56:32
and I didn't really realize that the the, like
02:56:35
the puck had gotten hit and went like, you know, over the thing.
02:56:39
And that was the game.
02:56:41
It was the Vipers game.
02:56:42
I saw the woman get hit or the girl get hit.
02:56:44
I don't know if the no, somebody didn't get hit, but
02:56:48
but it just went over the thing, you know, that's when it like the realization
02:56:52
occurred to me of like, oh, you could get hit with one of these pucks.
02:56:55
Like, I didn't really realize
02:56:56
that you need to fucking be paying attention since that day.
02:57:00
I had this awareness when I went to sports games
02:57:02
that, yeah, you should be paying attention to.
02:57:05
Yeah, it's right on the back of your ticket.
02:57:07
Honestly, it says, read it.
02:57:08
We are not responsible for getting pegged.
02:57:10
Keep your head right.
02:57:12
They're also not responsible for blogs.
02:57:14
Keep your heads down.
02:57:15
Actually, for some reason, if you have a right to steal just because
02:57:19
of a little disclaimer at the laundromat that says we are not responsible for
02:57:23
your belongings,
02:57:25
right? Yeah.
02:57:26
No, the hotel said the hotel was like,
02:57:31
my coworker was a little bit more pushy to me.
02:57:33
It was like, I really don't give a shit because, my rental car was through work.
02:57:37
Don't give a fuck my tools.
02:57:39
You work tables don't work tools, though.
02:57:41
Really?
02:57:42
I see my desk, so, like, my disks are what bothers me.
02:57:45
I criticize you for. You can't just replace things.
02:57:47
You can't replace my worked in putter and my my
02:57:51
my driver like a brand new driver, so I don't I don't hate that. But
02:57:56
yeah, I did.
02:57:57
Yeah I don't leave anything in the car.
02:57:58
I bring it in to the hotel
02:58:01
unless I mean my work tools, I, my work tools.
02:58:04
I'm not going to lug in a fucking toolbox.
02:58:07
I will now, but I'm not going to, before you have a little.
02:58:12
There was a dress card somewhere on your bag, and you just go,
02:58:16
no, no, I don't bring anything for you guys.
02:58:19
Bring three disks.
02:58:20
Usually I used to just bring 1 or 2, but.
02:58:23
Yeah, well, that was one of them.
02:58:25
AirTag in my shit.
02:58:27
To be honest.
02:58:31
Yeah.
02:58:31
No no no I do. Yeah.
02:58:33
If I was a thief in 2026,
02:58:34
which I'm not, by the way, I don't think I've ever stolen
02:58:36
anything organized or not, but I would scan for AirTags before I stole anything.
02:58:41
Like, I just watched this video where somebody broke into a T-Mobile
02:58:44
and stole a bunch of shit and one of the phones.
02:58:47
Another tip if you ever stealing from a T-Mobile,
02:58:49
one of the phones in the safe isn't even a real phone.
02:58:51
It's just a tracker so they can track your ass.
02:58:54
How? How was it?
02:58:56
How was the AirTag powered?
02:58:58
Like, how does it have enough juice?
02:59:00
Great question.
02:59:02
It has just a tiny little cr2032, which last for like 2 or 3 years.
02:59:06
They don't really last that long, especially
02:59:08
if they're using signaling a lot.
02:59:09
Okay. So they just want you to buy more.
02:59:11
And they only work if there's a close iPhone Bluetooth.
02:59:14
They work through local iPhones.
02:59:18
So unless somebody if yeah, if somebody stole your Jeep, put it in the woods
02:59:21
or somebody walks by it with an iPhone, you're never going to find it.
02:59:24
Yeah, but you'll scrape across an iPhone at some point, right?
02:59:27
That's the whole point, right?
02:59:29
That one guy that was stealing farm equipment,
02:59:31
they didn't find him for three years because he was out on a farm.
02:59:35
And I want to say, I want to say I could be wrong,
02:59:37
but I think he finally bought an iPhone and busted himself,
02:59:41
hadn't I? Because you.
02:59:42
I mean, you have no idea.
02:59:44
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I sounds like we got an iPhone
02:59:46
and it was like ping ping ping ping Petersen.
02:59:49
There's a fucking stall and they were like, dude,
02:59:50
he's like, I got a ping and we call the authorities.
02:59:52
We went right there and it was all just hilarious.
02:59:54
He was waiting for it to like, calm down so he could sell the shit. Is
02:59:59
turns out it was like some from city or non-profits, some poor little people.
03:00:04
They had like one little truck.
03:00:05
But like most things are one little farm thing to carry the little poor
03:00:09
animals or poor women, women need to be driven around.
03:00:13
Georgia man fights off raccoon to say pet pug row row row row.
03:00:17
Yeah. So this is, what the dog doing?
03:00:19
And, raccoon attack.
03:00:21
Speaking of raccoon attack. Hold on. Give me.
03:00:24
Where the fuck?
03:00:29
They said there's so much better
03:00:31
organized we have, like, chicken or like, we haven't officially chicken
03:00:34
attacked in a while. And I said, sometimes I forget where I have the drops.
03:00:37
But chicken.
03:00:37
That time I did, two chickens came charging up to me.
03:00:41
Then I thought about the peck on my left hand.
03:00:44
The feathers went flying.
03:00:46
It's actually a raccoon attack, but like,
03:00:49
imagine that your dog is like
03:00:51
in dreams to save his dog from a raccoon.
03:00:55
And it was caught on camera.
03:00:56
Fox has still in
03:00:59
the fucking pit.
03:01:00
Bull. And, that's my pit bull scar.
03:01:03
Not when I was being attacked, but prior to.
03:01:04
But rest in peace, Zelda.
03:01:07
You got that?
03:01:07
I don't know, I got that from the
03:01:11
wait, you name the pit bull that day, like when we were trying to introduce
03:01:14
our, the the pit bull that we were trying to rescue from our friend who rescued
03:01:18
and then bastardized the dog.
03:01:22
She just kind of reacted a bit.
03:01:24
Me and then instantly, like, you know, like, I know this thing, though.
03:01:28
He put it down. We didn't. We get we had to give it back to.
03:01:30
I took it from our friend.
03:01:32
But long story short, same arm is that I have my ax wound.
03:01:35
There's my x wound.
03:01:37
Look at.
03:01:37
It's doing good.
03:01:41
I know that ax wound don't ever hold a piece of wood.
03:01:43
No matter how steady you think you're going to be.
03:01:46
Just don't trust yourself.
03:01:48
Well, now hold on. You got to trust your.
03:01:51
You got to trust yourself, or you're going.
03:01:52
No, just see, you're going to wobble a bit, and then you kind of graze it.
03:01:55
Or even if you graze it slightly, I'm like, yeah, I just bought this ax.
03:01:59
Why would I think it would be like slightly
03:02:00
Delaware would just kind of like just kind of ricochet off of my skin.
03:02:04
It's a fucking ax.
03:02:06
And it's a fucking whatever.
03:02:07
The higher poundage is 8 pound, I think.
03:02:10
Yeah,
03:02:12
yeah.
03:02:13
And so it's got momentum on it.
03:02:14
If you got some raccoon raccoon in them Ram
03:02:19
man, you really was a bad man versus what you had noticed before.
03:02:23
When raccoon was in the backyard.
03:02:25
When you watch subjugation over the you know what, if you could get some
03:02:31
video of them and then she when he ended, she has a villain.
03:02:35
She also shit all over the ground.
03:02:37
The squirrels get it?
03:02:38
The fucking, the deer get it.
03:02:41
I like the deer, but at the same time, they're a problem.
03:02:43
Which is why they're they're like, they're trying to, like,
03:02:46
get rid of a lot of them, by influencing hunting and things like that.
03:02:51
Because they're overpopulated and they end up getting hit by cars.
03:02:54
And so it damages cars.
03:02:55
The deer suffer, and it's just overpopulated in the city area.
03:03:00
It's a city now. Deer. You need to move.
03:03:02
Move now.
03:03:03
Get out of here right now.
03:03:06
Kind of like Detroit with their Cherokee country face.
03:03:11
I know it said County man.
03:03:13
It was with his pug Bro Road just outside his Woodstock home
03:03:17
when a raccoon charged at the dog, latched on to her tail
03:03:20
and started dragging her son took off after them.
03:03:25
Raccoon was in a car. He didn't work.
03:03:27
He grabbed a stray, grabbed the dog, grabbed the raccoon.
03:03:31
Pick. Get them apart.
03:03:35
Stick and
03:03:37
all right.
03:03:38
So I mean, I again, I'm panicking in a situation
03:03:42
like this is different than watching it,
03:03:43
but know what you're feeling is technically an omnivore.
03:03:47
Get your footing,
03:03:49
smack the animal on the back.
03:03:51
But the raccoon clung to Bravo's tail.
03:03:54
All right,
03:03:54
well, at this point, it's clinging on for dear life
03:03:56
because you're beating the shit out of it with a stick.
03:03:58
It's nobody's thinking straight now.
03:04:00
It's like all I hear is a woman screaming.
03:04:01
Clearly the dog is a girl.
03:04:03
No, they will a raccoon, crayfish, insects, fish, frogs,
03:04:08
rodents and bird eggs.
03:04:09
I don't think a pug is on that fucking list.
03:04:14
Well, big motherfucker sometimes, I don't know.
03:04:17
Is this like acting?
03:04:17
Is this fun? Is this, you know, one of one.
03:04:21
And this is where we're going to start going with the raccoon species.
03:04:25
Survival of the fittest.
03:04:26
This one's like, fuck,
03:04:27
I'm gonna be stronger and bigger because my protein sources larger.
03:04:31
You know, I've learned to take this larger protein source down.
03:04:35
Therefore, I can.
03:04:38
Grow bigger, stronger.
03:04:39
I eat meat, therefore I am
03:04:42
going to be like a headlock guy that only we roll down.
03:04:46
But then he really didn't hold out to the bottom.
03:04:48
I see it, you see it, I see it.
03:04:51
Well, it was a hate crime.
03:04:55
The dog is a trans dog.
03:04:56
It's clearly a boy, but it's dressed up like a girl.
03:04:59
You see the big powder blue bow tie?
03:05:02
That might just mean that the owner is gay.
03:05:04
You don't.
03:05:06
Either way, the dog was trying to commit suicide.
03:05:08
It's got balls.
03:05:09
You're saying you saw the dog's ball?
03:05:11
No. No. Everyone.
03:05:12
It looked like the raccoon was latched on to the dog, but the dog was hoping.
03:05:16
The dog was praying that the raccoon would just cut its neck.
03:05:21
Hold on.
03:05:22
Your driver is making a stop along the way.
03:05:24
We'll let you know when they're heading.
03:05:25
What do you mean they're making a stop along the way?
03:05:27
Why are they making a stop?
03:05:29
Why are they coming right to me?
03:05:32
Fledge rants live.
03:05:33
This week we will be doing drugs.
03:05:36
You heard me right. Drugs.
03:05:39
Why would they like.
03:05:40
It's nice that they're being honest about that.
03:05:41
But at the same time, like, it's like, what else are they doing?
03:05:48
Fledge rants
03:05:49
live this week we will be doing drugs.
03:05:52
You heard me right.
03:05:53
Drugs? Like, why are you way over there?
03:05:56
You should have been like, right in my area
03:05:58
because the fucking place I'm ordering from is literally a tumor.
03:06:01
Like less than two miles from whatever it was.
03:06:05
It gets worse.
03:06:05
And then making a stop is saying, you're what is it?
03:06:08
Uber Eats?
03:06:11
Your Uber Eats delivery is a bicycle.
03:06:14
I don't know what is a door to door.
03:06:17
Your DoorDash delivery is on a bicycle.
03:06:19
It's got a picture of a car.
03:06:20
I'd like to assume that, yeah, it'll have a picture of a bicycle.
03:06:24
If it's a bicycle.
03:06:26
No, I just can't afford doing the show.
03:06:28
I can't say no. Bicycle.
03:06:30
I just hate that these businesses that are a typical pizza, places
03:06:35
that normally have their own delivery service, are opting for the DoorDash
03:06:39
shit as well.
03:06:39
I just don't like the I don't like the dynamic because
03:06:43
it's not an employee of that store.
03:06:45
I want an employee of that store.
03:06:47
I don't know, I feel more comfortable with that.
03:06:50
I even my work paying for it.
03:06:51
I would go get it.
03:06:52
I like to go get I'm busy.
03:06:54
So, you know, it is.
03:06:55
I mean, I can get just pizza, but it's hungry.
03:06:58
Howie's like you would think that.
03:07:00
Why don't you have your own delivery service?
03:07:02
I bet you they probably
03:07:05
they don't because they're using DoorDash.
03:07:07
Well, they probably don't at 11.
03:07:09
What are the 10:00?
03:07:10
They probably have it from like, you know, in the regular.
03:07:12
I guess what it is is Monday night
03:07:15
they said it was going to be here early.
03:07:16
And then they still say it's early, but it's 15 minutes
03:07:19
after they said it was early the first time.
03:07:20
So I don't know if it's still early,
03:07:22
but that might be, you know, why it's 15 minutes late after they
03:07:26
initially said because they're making another stop along the way,
03:07:29
which again, I don't know what.
03:07:33
Right.
03:07:34
Because who knows if that order is going to be like
03:07:37
a seamless transition of like, hey, pick it up and let's go.
03:07:43
In episode ten, change,
03:07:45
Gary told us what
03:07:46
his favorite U.S coin was and why.
03:07:49
The new record was smooth on the side, and I remember
03:07:52
that's the creepiest, weirdest thing ever.
03:07:55
The nickel because it's thick and smooth.
03:07:58
Okay, yeah, he's a god damn dude and that made my trip.
03:08:03
Might be worth it.
03:08:04
I think it might be part of the, one of the promo video was actually,
03:08:08
you know, like, even better. Here.
03:08:10
This is for Gary.
03:08:10
Since he's watching it, we can't hear his answer, so he can't record.
03:08:14
In episode nine, current promo video.
03:08:17
What is Gary's Mount Rushmore of alien types?
03:08:21
Oh, God.
03:08:22
Reptilian
03:08:25
for I don't know what else there is.
03:08:27
Grays.
03:08:29
That's two.
03:08:29
I don't know what else there is, to be honest.
03:08:33
Like a nun,
03:08:35
like physical being a
03:08:38
like a the ghost or the blond.
03:08:40
There's those blond people
03:08:43
fucking. He's he's saying it right now.
03:08:45
He's waking up, everybody screaming it.
03:08:47
You know, the Nordic looking blond Swedes, I think.
03:08:50
No, they're called the Palladian.
03:08:53
And then finally the last one is
03:08:55
little Green Men.
03:09:01
Little green mean.
03:09:03
That's sounds offensive. Myanmar. But.
03:09:05
Oh, this is wrong.
03:09:09
I is asking for a current,
03:09:12
which I believe is actually alien, so it's mixing that up.
03:09:14
What sci fi concept does Gary say explains why we haven't seen more aliens.
03:09:18
Oh wait. No, it's right.
03:09:20
I was going to say the, something paradox, but that's not the answer.
03:09:24
I was wrong what sci fi concept is?
03:09:26
Gary Say explains what we haven't or why we haven't seen more aliens.
03:09:33
And, it's
03:09:36
it's connecting Star Trek,
03:09:39
Star Wars the Prime.
03:09:41
But the force be with you.
03:09:46
Dude.
03:09:50
Fuck you.
03:09:51
Play that.
03:09:53
I got a six.
03:09:54
I got a lot of music left because I haven't played any Charlie Leduff.
03:09:57
Let's go to that.
03:09:58
Unless you want to save it till after you eat.
03:10:00
Yeah, because this is a chicken attack, too.
03:10:01
And I've got these drops already, so that's the only one that I love.
03:10:07
Chicken, I love, I love.
03:10:13
We just kept charging at me.
03:10:14
Dude, I love chicken at the.
03:10:19
And I like chicken with tech.
03:10:22
And we're not talking about dogs or cats or even New York City rats.
03:10:25
You killed my hamster chicken here.
03:10:28
My dad said, hey, man, the chicken attack. My dad.
03:10:33
Leduff I'm here to surrender myself
03:10:35
and I'm his lawyer.
03:10:39
He realized he was being attacked.
03:10:42
An unusual foe.
03:10:44
Well, one guy's finally being brought to justice concerning the mass poisoning is.
03:10:49
Okay.
03:10:49
First of all, he's got a kid's chicken thing on. It's up to his knees.
03:10:52
It's a little unclear
03:10:53
if the chickens or roosters get loose and become violent again.
03:10:56
Then the Humane Society will get involved.
03:10:59
At least put your pants up so we can just see a regular leg,
03:11:02
because then at least you look like a chicken,
03:11:04
right? Right, right.
03:11:06
I think that's the point.
03:11:07
I don't think that's the main point of the videos.
03:11:09
That's distracting. I'm trying to do his point.
03:11:11
I'm trying to get to his point.
03:11:12
It's I feel for the chickens. Right. So what's your point?
03:11:16
Some twit filed the complaint.
03:11:18
He got trespassing.
03:11:20
He got a lawsuit.
03:11:22
They like to do that?
03:11:24
Yeah. He's he's complaining.
03:11:26
They're sitting there like, no.
03:11:30
So, this assailant was an angry rooster
03:11:35
while protesting to try and get a very loud business
03:11:38
across the street to close down or stop making noise.
03:11:42
I got a noise complaint
03:11:45
disturbing the peace ticket,
03:11:48
which they thought they were real clever.
03:11:49
They're going to push their power.
03:11:50
One which then I used as precedent.
03:11:54
And they are now gone.
03:11:56
And a little bit of help from stuff from the afterlife.
03:11:58
They no longer says it's early.
03:11:59
It just it just says updated time.
03:12:03
So aren't you going to frisk me, officer?
03:12:07
That's not good.
03:12:07
You refreshed his constitutional right.
03:12:11
Do you want to do that now?
03:12:13
Contractors connected to the mayor of Detroit.
03:12:16
Just let us go.
03:12:18
You can't just pull us over and then let us go.
03:12:19
I know my rights I got for first at the airport is kind of funny
03:12:24
story I go through.
03:12:26
For some reason, I got a random check, right?
03:12:28
So awesome.
03:12:30
So, I go through the body scanner then, because I got pre-check,
03:12:33
and then they make you go through the body scanner.
03:12:34
The body scanner, of course, there's like, yellow and red dots.
03:12:40
All just right in my just all in my groin area.
03:12:44
And it's like it's because I'm wearing,
03:12:48
regular, shorts underneath my pants
03:12:52
because I'm going to fucking Phoenix and it's going to be lot of shit.
03:12:55
So, you know, if it's hot when I get there, I'm taking my pants
03:12:58
off, and I have shorts on automatically. I don't have to, like, change.
03:13:01
You know?
03:13:02
But it's just, of course, like, it's just like, I got a big dick.
03:13:05
That's why. That's why all the dots are on my dick.
03:13:08
And my man rolls up and he's all like, oh, serene, I need to.
03:13:12
And I'm like, dude, I'm like, I'm
03:13:13
not like a Brady where I'm going to like, you know, be afraid of the police.
03:13:16
I'm like, fucking have at it.
03:13:18
I'm like, I got to fucking do it.
03:13:19
I'm not, I don't, I'm, I'm, I'm not I'm not scared of
03:13:23
of just giving you all my information because I have nothing to hide, you know?
03:13:28
Yeah, I opt out of TSA facial recognition.
03:13:32
I didn't do anything wrong.
03:13:33
They say.
03:13:33
They say they delete it immediately.
03:13:35
But that's okay. I'm not.
03:13:36
I don't worry giving up my.
03:13:37
I'll flex our rights enough for both of us. You're welcome.
03:13:40
Yeah, right. Yeah.
03:13:41
You're not giving away your face right now.
03:13:42
You're giving it away to TSA.
03:13:44
Good thing I'm not giving it away voluntarily or with my consent.
03:13:49
All right, look, Charlie, continue.
03:13:51
Sorry.
03:13:52
It's okay by the FBI for using poisoned dirt.
03:13:57
Allegedly gotten here at the old Northland Mall site in Southfield, Michigan.
03:14:03
Yeah, so I missed the beginning and stuff.
03:14:05
Are we sure? Is.
03:14:05
He had this tested, or does he just assume that it's bad? No.
03:14:09
There's records of
03:14:11
even even truck drivers have come out saying yes,
03:14:14
I took dirt from that location and dropped it in that location.
03:14:19
Okay. Just following this is okay.
03:14:21
You're supposed to be tested.
03:14:23
And it was not tested there.
03:14:24
Their records of work tested.
03:14:27
Do we have any? All right.
03:14:28
Before we jump to another conclusion, do we have any good dirt left on the Earth?
03:14:31
It was sold as good dirt. This is from this?
03:14:34
Yeah, I'm saying this. Maybe this is the best we can get.
03:14:37
And as best as things like that in it.
03:14:39
This is best. This has best, right in it.
03:14:43
It can't be that bad.
03:14:45
It says best if it's for this.
03:14:47
As best as they're going to get a family
03:14:49
in Detroit, nice people to expose corruption.
03:14:53
And this is and every time we try to get worse than the Flint
03:14:56
water crisis, to be honest, is graft the past test of graft?
03:15:00
They can fix this.
03:15:01
The problem is it's going to cost, I think, like they say like $33 million.
03:15:05
And that's the problem all the time, every time we could do it the right way.
03:15:11
But we wouldn't like to do that.
03:15:13
Doug Duggan, the mayor of Detroit,
03:15:16
who was responsible for some of this, is running for governor.
03:15:20
Let's use the right verbiage.
03:15:21
It's not going to cost too much.
03:15:22
It's going to cost just the right amount.
03:15:24
You just don't want they they don't want to pay for this.
03:15:27
No. This.
03:15:28
Yeah. Right. We know we need to get rid of that mindset.
03:15:31
That's not too much.
03:15:32
That's exactly how much you need to pay or you're not dealing with almost evil,
03:15:37
almost evil.
03:15:38
Sinister. Yeah.
03:15:41
To take money from the taxpayers
03:15:43
that you're paying for it?
03:15:46
I think so, yeah.
03:15:47
But we're always going to pay for it
03:15:49
that they get all their money, the blood gushing out.
03:15:52
It just keeps gushing.
03:15:53
It's just the bleeding doesn't stop.
03:15:55
Like if you make a wish and I was like, you buy the materials to make a widget.
03:15:59
You pay the labor to make the widget.
03:16:01
You keep the rest for profit.
03:16:02
Well, government doesn't make or do anything,
03:16:06
so all theirs is just other money from other people that do stuff.
03:16:09
They steal it through tax taxes.
03:16:13
It's a lot of taking the tax.
03:16:15
Every time we try to get an answer from the mayor.
03:16:17
Southfield Ken Silver we love tax.
03:16:20
He runs away
03:16:22
like a chicken.
03:16:23
My my.
03:16:25
So that's where the chicken.
03:16:27
Hey, my gloves are coming.
03:16:28
Only watch the front end of this one.
03:16:30
Now here's where the story takes a bizarre.
03:16:32
I heard some of the audio on the show has follow the trespassing charge
03:16:36
against me, even though the sign that is half
03:16:39
built condominiums say,
03:16:42
come on in.
03:16:44
What a joke.
03:16:46
Well, bring it on.
03:16:47
We say we'll take you all the way to the Supreme Court.
03:16:50
You cannot go away while you're poisoning our people.
03:16:55
Doesn't mean that you're guilty.
03:16:56
She wants to be cuffed and maybe spanked.
03:16:59
You know, it means you have a right to remain silent
03:17:01
and not incriminate yourself,
03:17:04
even though you're afraid of somebody.
03:17:06
That.
03:17:07
Yeah, I guess you don't want to incriminate yourself further.
03:17:11
I mean, they're obviously a rich businessman.
03:17:12
They have probably lawyers up the wazoo on retainer,
03:17:16
and they've probably gone against their lawyers and paid dearly for it.
03:17:19
Now they're like, whatever you say.
03:17:21
It doesn't make sense to me now, but it will later.
03:17:28
Your pizza here.
03:17:28
I have a long one.
03:17:30
No, I don't understand why it's that I like
03:17:32
order from one of those who told me that this one was two miles away.
03:17:35
Like, I guess it's two miles.
03:17:37
I don't know how their block system works.
03:17:39
I mean, you see, the roads around these squares are.
03:17:43
I don't know how long these mile squares because like in Detroit, it is.
03:17:48
I mean, like, I'm going to I'm going to tell you a secret
03:17:51
somewhere on your map, there's a line
03:17:53
and it'll have a zero on one end and a number on the right and know
03:17:55
it's in the door.
03:17:56
It's fucking in this shit here.
03:17:58
There's no scale.
03:17:59
It's it's, looking at where the car is currently.
03:18:03
They're making leeway pretty quickly, so I'm pretty sure that is leeway there.
03:18:08
Sister. They're making her. No,
03:18:12
Ray. Ro ro.
03:18:15
I think it was ro ro.
03:18:16
The dog's name was ro.
03:18:18
Ro is here.
03:18:21
I got water and I'm to.
03:18:22
Excuse me.
03:18:24
Egg roll intelligence is no match.
03:18:26
Natural steel.
03:18:27
Yeah, I and welcome to fledge ranch live.
03:18:31
Apparently I don't hear any of the effects or the intro or the music
03:18:34
or any of that stuff, but.
03:18:38
Sorry about the delay, folks.
03:18:39
As I already said, I'm your host, Christi.
03:18:41
This is our Griff Ranch.
03:18:43
Life is an American slang term coined to about a century ago,
03:18:46
so it's fairly recent, and it just means monetized.
03:18:49
Like synonyms include swindle, scam, fraud.
03:18:51
People who commit a grifter cop, grifters.
03:18:53
The act of committing a grift is called grifting.
03:18:56
And I have changed my name in the corner over here to Grifting
03:18:59
because I thought it was funny.
03:19:01
But I cannot be considered a grifter.
03:19:02
And I'll tell you what. I haven't made a dime doing this.
03:19:05
I spread my ideas and I'm right or wrong.
03:19:08
I'm not doing it for profit or gain of any sort.
03:19:10
That being said, grifting in which can be used to discredit one's competitors.
03:19:13
So we gotta be careful there because both both making the claim of grifting.
03:19:17
Because if you say someone's grifting in your benefit from
03:19:20
and it's not true, you're a hypocrite. That's the protocol.
03:19:22
You're grifting yourself.
03:19:23
Also, lying is tied in with this.
03:19:25
So we kind of have to go through the rules of lying.
03:19:28
There are other
03:19:29
criteria here that we need to the judge, and it's a case by case basis.
03:19:32
So let's, let's let's look at the one aspect.
03:19:35
If someone tells you a film oh or an untruth, not like a film is a lie.
03:19:39
Those are just synonymous.
03:19:41
But if someone tells you something that is untrue
03:19:43
but they believe it, they are not lying.
03:19:45
They're certainly not telling the truth.
03:19:46
But if you're not aware of it, you're not a liar.
03:19:49
So that's a legal loophole in America.
03:19:51
You can't commit it.
03:19:52
You cannot be found guilty of this type of fraud in an American court.
03:19:56
If you have plausible by actually it. It's a religious belief.
03:19:59
Like if you're religious conviction, it's such that you believe in
03:20:01
what you're saying is the truth, and it's a specifically religious thing.
03:20:04
But now, not a lot of these are gifts that I want to go through.
03:20:08
Are there some tie in with most of health and healing books
03:20:10
such as Faith healing is is the grip.
03:20:12
And that's because the people who are committing the grift,
03:20:14
they know that they're not healing anybody.
03:20:16
They bring their own wheelchairs and crutches and stop.
03:20:18
But so the next criteria I want to look at is scale, because grift on a larger
03:20:22
scale is more like a movement or just corruption.
03:20:24
So American politics comes to mind for that.
03:20:27
Maybe it's a giant grift.
03:20:28
And I do want to I what I'm trying to work toward is a Reiki in order,
03:20:32
or at least a mount Rushmore of the one thing Mount Rushmore is
03:20:36
they are not read one through four.
03:20:38
It is just one thing up mount Rushmore. So
03:20:42
my my heroes
03:20:43
just used for and let's let's go with the King of am.
03:20:47
Let's grab Hancock.
03:20:48
I, I fell for his stuff and I'm still by into a lot.
03:20:52
And I'm not a these these sell for 30 deep pot.
03:20:54
And so I was grift I bought in hook line and sinker. Wow.
03:20:57
What me. So please go back here now.
03:21:00
I'll put the other ones up and listen the dust cover on that.
03:21:03
But things you had for sale.
03:21:05
Oh, yeah. Oh that's brilliant.
03:21:08
So now I am a great.
03:21:09
Yeah, I'm a fan grant Hancock I, I don't think he's a grifter.
03:21:14
Although he has made huge sums of money as a fringe or alternative archeologist.
03:21:19
The beast.
03:21:20
I read these books.
03:21:21
They're good. He's a he's a good he's a good writer.
03:21:23
And so he's done the research. He put the work in.
03:21:26
Now, Griffin does not include
03:21:28
doing an honest day's work, which does not include stealing money.
03:21:32
This is a fine line between there and, I suppose I suppose he nearly qualifies
03:21:37
if everything he's saying is false, but I truly believe he thinks it's for real.
03:21:41
So it's not a religious conviction, but we can move on from Graham.
03:21:45
Graham Hancock because a lot of my heroes are guilty.
03:21:47
The grace of being Hossenfelder has been accused of breast,
03:21:50
and she has made a lot of money as far as the science authority.
03:21:55
The big name that I never even heard of was.
03:21:58
And that's that's why I haven't heard of it.
03:22:00
Just I didn't write it down.
03:22:02
Andrew Huberman, apparently he is, I think, Stanford professor.
03:22:07
So he's, you know, got to make credentials.
03:22:10
He started pimping out merchandise that was anti-scientific
03:22:14
and then using a scientific inquiry to say it was.
03:22:16
And that is definitely grifting.
03:22:18
So that's the scale.
03:22:23
Oh. Oh,
03:22:27
so that's a scale.
03:22:31
I believe it was French biologist John Rothstein who said,
03:22:33
kill one man and you a murderer, kill millions and you are a conqueror.
03:22:37
You kill them all and you are God. And that's how that was.
03:22:40
That's the difference between, you know, smaller scale and a larger scale.
03:22:43
You know, you're doing something wrong.
03:22:44
Anyway, I wrote down a few, but like the quack medicine, you know,
03:22:47
the snake oil salesman been around forever or a vast majority of these.
03:22:52
But I include spirit science, astrology, reflexology, every ology,
03:22:56
crystal healing, chiropractic.
03:22:57
And so a lot of these are in the help and healing arena.
03:22:59
But I would like to touch on scams now, as much as I wish we could bust them all
03:23:03
and put them all in jail today, tomorrow that boy will be self and it would be
03:23:07
someone else would figure out how to scam what's out of our money.
03:23:10
Even if we get bogus people from jail today,
03:23:12
that doesn't mean what they're doing is right.
03:23:13
I, I wish I could stop it.
03:23:16
I even got the call. This is the IRS.
03:23:18
We need you to put all your money into gift cards.
03:23:20
And like, I knew that I'd. These scams.
03:23:22
I kept them on the line, and then I made them think about doing it.
03:23:25
And then I got the raided and and told them that
03:23:27
I thought what he was doing was despicable,
03:23:29
besides just the flashing top that was that was me.
03:23:32
Forget, honey, this is not a complete list, but
03:23:36
I would like to on that megachurches and tell them that was briefly.
03:23:40
It kind of goes a lot in the category of faith healers.
03:23:43
These people are selling victims of salvation
03:23:45
from something that they don't need.
03:23:46
That is a real and they know that it's not real.
03:23:49
And they're giving them atonement
03:23:50
at asking price and making themselves some which by doing so
03:23:53
and that is not a guise like I get my this memo by clicking Brady.
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Edit edit.
03:24:12
The people say that I'm a bad boy.
03:24:15
I say I'm sorry.
03:24:16
I'm just adding to it.
03:24:17
It seems suicidal teenager. Suicidal.
03:24:20
Come on. Suicide.
03:24:22
Take it back on the movie.
03:24:24
Faith that I'm a bad boy.
03:24:26
I see the world.
03:24:26
Somebody understands what they say.
03:24:29
I'm the teenagers.
03:24:31
Come on, I hate you.
03:24:33
Back to me.
03:24:35
Let me be your baby.
03:24:36
Faith I'm a little girl.
03:24:40
Boy, you might as well not
03:24:43
scare me into the wings
03:24:45
over me.
03:24:46
You been all over the map of your flock
03:24:50
is I'm still be the man when of a god.
03:24:52
Look at now I'm here with you.
03:24:55
I'm a unicorn. You can make it.
03:24:58
Let me make it back.
03:25:02
I'm a I,
03:25:04
I'm just that the way
03:25:06
tried to make us lose.
03:25:08
Right?
03:25:08
Oh, like hanging
03:25:12
in the cold.
03:25:15
Punch in the mouth
03:25:17
I'm hearing aids in the brass.
03:25:18
Don't stop singing before that. Back
03:25:22
when you bring out my downfall.
03:25:25
You gonna be twice.
03:25:26
Might as well die.
03:25:28
And say that I'm a bitch I say don't worry I'm the sentence.
03:25:32
They say sign up. Teenagers.
03:25:34
No sign of will come on the side you to me
03:25:38
say that I'm going to consider what's already gone.
03:25:42
I'm just switching inside.
03:25:44
Teenagers.
03:25:45
Come on.
03:25:46
I'm going to let you
03:25:50
take the phrases.
03:25:50
You're with me.
03:25:51
Go with me when you can't take it, ain't you?
03:25:53
This.
03:25:54
I'll make a couple statements about the phrase you got making a big
03:25:58
and can't stop.
03:26:00
It's almost got to say eight degrees.
03:26:02
Bitch got to make me this much.
03:26:05
You just.
03:26:05
The two of us got sick.
03:26:07
You with us and I'm so right.
03:26:08
It's worth a mind.
03:26:10
You want something to stick with?
03:26:12
The funny thing is, I'm still going to be you.
03:26:16
People say that I'm a bad.
03:26:17
When I say the world's already gone.
03:26:19
I'm listening to it.
03:26:20
They say I'm suicidal. Teenager, suicidal.
03:26:23
Come on, my suicide. Go. Hey.
03:26:25
And donations to me.
03:26:31
The roots.
03:26:36
It's.
03:26:36
Dynasty is often
03:26:37
regarded as the most powerful and wealthiest family in modern history.
03:26:41
Their fortune is rumored to range from 400 billion
03:26:45
to $2 trillion, with substantial shares in major global corporations.
03:26:49
Yet very few people know the individual members of the family.
03:26:52
The dynasty began in 1760, when my watch it started its banking business
03:26:55
dominated Europe.
03:26:56
He sent his five sons to a cemetery to make it a front
03:26:58
for London, Paris, Genoa and Naples, creating an international network
03:27:01
that allowed the family to control capital across borders.
03:27:03
Their banking houses helped shape
03:27:04
the modern financial system and the rise of capitalism.
03:27:05
By the 1800s,
03:27:06
their financial network was so strong that they financed African colonization
03:27:09
and even controlled major American banks from Europe.
03:27:10
After Britain's victory over Napoleon at the Battle of Waterloo,
03:27:12
Portugal's capital grew immensely.
03:27:14
From 1813 to 15, Nathan Maia almost single handedly finance
03:27:17
efforts by providing Britain's continental allies with 100 million pounds in loans.
03:27:20
Throughout the 19th century, the hotels provided
03:27:22
massive loans for governments in front of key developments
03:27:24
such as Portugal's support for Brazil's independence in 1820.
03:27:26
Financial lines also stretched into mining, energy,
03:27:27
real estate and wine during World War One.
03:27:29
They are said to have invested in the weapons and military equipment industry.
03:27:31
Reports claim that they profit immensely by supplying
03:27:33
both the Allied and Central Powers with arms and medical supplies.
03:27:35
In 1938, Baron Louis Nathaniel Rich, it was arrested by the Gestapo
03:27:38
during the reunion with Austria in prison
03:27:40
for about a year and had his fortune confiscated.
03:27:41
The family negotiated his release by paying a massive ransom.
03:27:43
After the war, he benefited further by lending to defeated nations
03:27:46
and investing in the reconstruction of the victors.
03:27:47
The family has also provided large loans to the British government
03:27:50
and holds significant shares in the Suez Canal, a key role for global trade.
03:27:52
The secrecy has fueled endless myths, from controlling world banks to conspiracies
03:27:56
linking them to global conflicts. But none of these have ever been proven.
03:27:58
The Rockefeller family John D Rockefeller was born in New York to William
03:28:01
Rockefeller, a man who sold fake miracle cures.
03:28:03
In 1870, John founded Standard Oil,
03:28:05
seizing the growing oil demand via aggressive tactics, secret deals,
03:28:07
and the elimination of rivals, he built a monopoly that controlled
03:28:09
nearly 90% of U.S. oil production, making Standard Oil
03:28:11
the most dominant corporation in the world.
03:28:13
By the time antitrust laws forced the company's breakup in 1911,
03:28:15
Rockefeller had already become the world's
03:28:16
first billionaire and one of the richest people in history.
03:28:18
They bought an equivalent to over $300 billion today.
03:28:20
Despite the public outrage over his ruthless business
03:28:22
methods, he turned much of his wealth toward philanthropy, funding universities,
03:28:25
hospitals, and scientific research through the Rockefeller Foundation.
03:28:27
However, the foundation was linked to the Eugenics Society of Sao Paulo,
03:28:29
which promoted racial improvement policies.
03:28:31
The family also faced criticism for maintaining ties with companies
03:28:33
like EDF, which supported Nazi Germany's war industry. Later generations.
03:28:55
Continued to shape American business and politics,
03:28:56
with figures like Nelson Rockefeller serving as U.S. Vice president.
03:28:58
Yet scandals follow the family when personal affairs,
03:29:00
with mysterious deaths fueling speculation about their reach and secrecy.
03:29:03
Although their collective wealth has declined, the Rockefellers
03:29:05
remain deeply connected to America's most powerful institutions.
03:29:07
The Medici were a powerful Italian banking and political family
03:29:10
that ruled Florence and Tuscany for centuries.
03:29:12
They built their fortune through trade
03:29:13
before finding the Medici bank, which became the most.
03:29:21
Originating from Valencia,
03:29:22
taking power in the 15th century through their influence
03:29:24
in the Catholic Church and Italian politics, producing two popes, Alexander
03:29:26
the Third and his nephew Alexander the Sixth.
03:29:28
Under Pope Alexander, the family's.
03:29:34
In the 1893 financial crisis, Morgan led a syndicate
03:29:36
that included riches to buy back gold from foreign investors, stabilizing the U.S.
03:29:39
economy.
03:29:39
Its move gave him immense control over the nation's gold
03:29:41
reserves and, by extension, over the economy itself.
03:29:43
Morgan used his power to finance major industrial giants like U.S.
03:29:45
Steel and General Electric, consolidating industries
03:29:47
and eliminating competition through aggressive takeovers
03:29:49
by cutting wages, firing workers and ignoring safety.
03:29:51
Maximize profits.
03:29:52
Later, chase National Bank, part of the Morgan Legacy,
03:29:54
maintaining business ties with Nazi Germany in modern times, J.P.
03:29:56
Morgan Chase has been accused of contributing to the 2008
03:29:58
global financial crash through predatory lending and reckless behavior.
03:30:01
The DuPont family began with a French aristocrat
03:30:03
who emigrated to the United States in the early 1800s.
03:30:04
Consolidate on how the company that soon became the largest supplier to the U.S.
03:30:07
military.
03:30:08
Even after the monopoly was dismantled under antitrust laws in the early 1900s
03:30:11
before continued to dominate,
03:30:12
supplying about 40% of the Allied forces ammunition during World War One.
03:30:14
Over time,
03:30:15
Du Bois was involved in almost every chemical
03:30:17
related industry, but everything changed in 1938
03:30:19
when their chemist, Doctor Plunkett, discovered Teflon material
03:30:21
that would later be used to coach tanks and military vehicles for World War Two.
03:30:24
In World War Two, DuPont worked closely with the U.S.
03:30:26
government, producing plutonium for the Manhattan
03:30:27
Project and later contributing to the hydrogen bomb program.
03:30:29
In the 1950s,
03:30:30
the family's vast influence extended into agriculture and automotive,
03:30:32
with major holdings in General Motors and Pioneer Hybrid,
03:30:34
or TVA, a leading producer of pesticides and genetically modified Dietz.
03:30:37
To this day, the DuPont have influence in many industries.
03:30:39
The Hobsbawm family was one of the most powerful dynasties in European history,
03:30:42
ruling much of Central and Eastern Europe for nearly six centuries.
03:30:44
Originating in Switzerland, the family rose to prominence
03:30:46
after settling in Austria in the late 13th century.
03:30:47
Perhaps built an empire,
03:30:49
Emily is one of America's most prominent dynasties, producing two U.S.
03:30:51
presidents and holding influence in politics,
03:30:53
finance, and global affairs since the 1950s.
03:30:55
Their rise began with Prescott Bush, a banker and senator accused of profiting
03:30:58
from World War Two through ties with companies linked to Nazi Germany.
03:31:00
He reportedly held investment in a Polish firm
03:31:02
that used forced labor from Auschwitz, though
03:31:03
he liked to distance himself and raise funds for war victims.
03:31:05
Declassified documents released decades later
03:31:07
revived questions about his wartime dealings.
03:31:08
Prescott's legacy laid the foundation for his son, George H.W.
03:31:10
Bush, who served as vice president, CIA director and later as U.S.
03:31:13
president.
03:31:13
His presidency was marked by the Gulf War,
03:31:15
a decision influenced by Britain and global politics.
03:31:17
His son, George W Bush, became the 43rd president, leading the country
03:31:19
through the 9/11 attacks and initiating wars in Afghanistan
03:31:22
and Iraq, both of which drew criticism for benefiting oil interests.
03:31:24
The House of Orsini was one of the most powerful noble families in medieval
03:31:27
and Renaissance Italy.
03:31:28
Originating in Rome, the Orsini family produced
03:31:30
five popes plus dozens of cardinals and military leaders.
03:31:32
Their wealth estates across central Italy and control of private armies allowed
03:31:35
them to rival.
03:31:40
What started in
03:31:41
1917, when King George the Fifth changed the family name from the German.
03:31:44
I believe he should be allowed to
03:31:47
a legacy that stretch back centuries to the houses of Hanover and Stuart,
03:31:50
and ultimately from Queen Victoria, whose reign helped
03:31:52
shape global politics, industry and colonialism.
03:31:54
At its peak, the British Empire under the royal family
03:31:56
ruled over a quarter of the world's land, making it the largest in history.
03:31:58
King George's sister
03:31:59
guided the monarchy through World War One, granting women the right to vote
03:32:01
and overseeing the creation of the Commonwealth of Nations.
03:32:03
George the Sixth later led Britain through World
03:32:04
War Two with Churchill, Queen Elizabeth the Second to reign
03:32:06
for seven decades, turned the monarchy into a global symbol of stability
03:32:08
and diplomacy, maintaining influence through the Commonwealth of 56 Nations
03:32:11
today, under King Charles the Third, the House of Windsor
03:32:13
remains wealthy and culturally powerful, with assets around $28 billion.
03:32:16
However, its political power is largely symbolic.
03:32:18
The House of salt
03:32:19
is the ruling royal family of Saudi Arabia, founded in the 1700s.
03:32:21
It's an absolute monarchy led by the king,
03:32:23
who holds full control over law and national governance.
03:32:25
The family has around 15,000 members, but real power is concentrated among 2000.
03:32:28
The rise of global power began in 1938,
03:32:29
with the discovery of oil beneath Saudi led to ownership of Saudi Aramco,
03:32:32
one of the most valuable companies in the world.
03:32:34
The family built a fortune estimated at over $1 trillion.
03:32:36
The oil reserves spent a major leverage in global energy markets and politics.
03:32:39
King Abdulaziz solidified the current kingdom and force
03:32:41
alliances post-World War two, notably a meeting with Roosevelt and Churchill.
03:32:44
Today, the House of Saudi Power comes from its vast
03:32:45
wealth and influence over the Islamic world.
03:32:47
Through its guardianship of Mecca and Medina,
03:32:49
the Ambani family is one of the most
03:32:50
powerful business dynasties in Asia, founded by Dubai Ambani in 1966.
03:32:53
But he transformed a small textile firm
03:32:55
into Reliance Industries, a multinational conglomerate.
03:32:57
After Dubai's death in 2002,
03:32:58
son Mukesh took control of reliance, which under his leadership grew
03:33:01
into one of the most valuable companies in Asia.
03:33:02
The family controls assets exceeding $110 billion, with major stakes in industries
03:33:06
that influence India's economy and its global trade networks.
03:33:08
Ambani had close ties to Indian political leadership,
03:33:10
and Mukesh frequently appears at the World Economic Forum.
03:33:12
The family has faced allegations of cronyism,
03:33:13
political favoritism, and market manipulation.
03:33:15
Reliance also imports 42% of India's Russian oil,
03:33:17
showing its geopolitical leverage.
03:33:19
The Romanoff dynasty ruled Russia from 1613 until the Revolution of 1917.
03:33:22
That rise began when Anastasia Romanoff, not even the terrible Russian, was first.
03:33:25
Cousins are power
03:33:26
rested on absolute rule and a close alliance with the Russian Orthodox Church,
03:33:28
which upheld their claim as divinely appointed.
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The Roman, also under Peter the Great, modernized the country,
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built a navy, and in 1721 declared the Russian Empire.
03:33:34
Catherine the Great expanded the territory through wars
03:33:36
against the Ottoman Empire and the partition of Poland.
03:33:37
Later rulers like Alexander the First solidified
03:33:39
Russia's strength, playing a key role in Brady.
03:33:41
Why are we watching this? However, the empire began to decline.
03:33:43
Industrialization lagged behind Western powers,
03:33:45
inequality deepened, and the revolutionary idea spread.
03:33:47
Nicholas the Second the finals are, failed to adapt to clinging to autocracy.
03:33:49
Despite mounting unrest, his poor leadership
03:33:51
led to defeat in the Russo-Japanese War.
03:33:53
Unrest in the 1905 Revolution, and disastrous involvement in World
03:33:55
War One, which crippled the economy and eroded trust in the 1917
03:33:58
Russian Revolution, forced Nicholas the Second to abdicate.
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And you don't. Romanoff dynasty.
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A year later, this April, five children were brutally executed by the Bolsheviks.
03:34:04
Descendants from other branches. The Romanoff family still survive today.
03:34:07
The House of Bourbon was a major royal house.
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It originated from the occupation dynasty of France.
03:34:10
It emerged in the 13th century when Robert, the youngest
03:34:12
son of King Louis the ninth, Mary Dariusz.
03:34:14
The family rose to become one of Europe's
03:34:16
most powerful, once ruling France, Spain, Naples and later Sicily, Parma
03:34:19
and Luxemburg.
03:34:19
The dynasty reached its peak under Louis Carlos
03:34:21
the Sunken, who built Versailles and established France.
03:34:23
Europe's leading powers were absolute monarchy and centralization of authority.
03:34:26
The French Revolution ended what was rule in 1793 with the execution of the 16th.
03:34:30
Though briefly restored after Napoleon's defeat,
03:34:31
the government could not reverse the revolutionary changes when Charlotte
03:34:34
the 10th was overthrown in 1830.
03:34:35
And I don't want to say what Spanish branch of the board was established in
03:34:38
1700 survived these quibbles and continues to rule today with King Felipe the Sixth
03:34:42
as a great monarch.
03:34:42
The family rose in 16th century
03:34:44
to become one of the most powerful industrial dynasties in history,
03:34:46
and laid the foundation in 1587 by trading property, and his descendants
03:34:49
expanded into gold making and mining in the Napoleonic era established
03:34:53
a good start in 1811, pioneering steel production in Germany under his son I.
03:34:57
Peter Brady knows that feeling.
03:34:59
Produced by the late 1800s supplying weapons to Prussia's
03:35:01
unification, wars and exporting to dozens of countries
03:35:03
by the early 20th century had grown into Germany's
03:35:04
biggest industrial conglomerate, producing ships, tanks and artillery.
03:35:07
That fueled both world wars and heavily influencing German policy under Bismarck
03:35:10
and beyond.
03:35:10
During the Nazi era, the company became the backbone
03:35:12
of Hitler's We Armament campaign, using over
03:35:14
100,000 forced laborers in its factories.
03:35:16
After the war, I was convicted at Nuremberg,
03:35:18
but trust only three years before being pardoned and regaining his assets,
03:35:20
the company into a giant that helped power
03:35:22
West Germany's recovery, moving toward heavy engineering and steel production.
03:35:24
In 1999, the company merged with two to form
03:35:27
one of the world's leading engineering groups.
03:35:28
The Lukashenko family wields immense power through its control of K Group,
03:35:32
a global conglomerate.
03:35:33
Lukashenko's rise began after fleeing to Hong Kong in 1940
03:35:35
as a refugee from mainland China.
03:35:36
Starting as a factory worker, he founded John Kong in 1950
03:35:39
to manufacture plastics, later shifting to real estate.
03:35:41
By the 1990s, Li was the richest man in Asia.
03:35:43
Today, the family's total fortune exceeds $50 billion. Through C.K.
03:35:45
Hutchison Family Controls, a network of over 50 ports
03:35:48
worldwide and major assets
03:35:49
global telecommunications and energy, with geopolitical weight, a 2025
03:35:52
sale of Panama Port Stakes to a US backed consortium drew criticism from Beijing.
03:36:23
Are you there?
03:36:26
Are you talking?
03:36:30
I'm telling you, you're muted and I'm muted.
03:36:42
That's fantastic.
03:36:44
And now you're gone.
03:36:47
You can hear me now right.
03:36:49
Yeah yeah I think this man yeah.
03:36:52
When I went to get the pizza I had to re
03:36:56
do I don't know when this headphone
03:36:57
leaves my computer and comes back I,
03:37:00
I forgot that I've been, leaving it here
03:37:04
despite missing, you know, we were on vacation.
03:37:07
We heard your whole, pizza conversation.
03:37:12
Yeah.
03:37:15
No, we didn't.
03:37:22
So what I was saying when I was muted is,
03:37:25
besides, a bunch of brilliant wisdom is.
03:37:28
Do you do you have anything left?
03:37:29
I have one more video about how reality is not real.
03:37:35
These are scary paradoxes in physics
03:37:38
that will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that reality is not what we think it is.
03:37:46
The equations work, every single one of them.
03:37:49
The math pretty clean.
03:37:50
The logic is, er, pretty sure you're frozen or frozen.
03:37:52
Tells us is that time travel?
03:37:54
You know, are you are probably.
03:37:56
I'm good at this reality almost certainly isn't real
03:37:59
and that the universe is statistically more likely to have invented
03:38:02
your brain on accident than on purpose.
03:38:03
Let's go. Number ten, the grandfather paradox.
03:38:05
You travel back in time. You find your grandfather before your parent is born.
03:38:08
You stop him from ever having children.
03:38:09
Your parent never exists. You never exist. You were never born.
03:38:11
You never travel back in time. So your grandfather lives.
03:38:12
Your parent is born, you exist. You travel back in time.
03:38:14
Repeat forever. Here's what makes this more than a thought experiment.
03:38:17
Einstein's field equations do not forbid time travel.
03:38:18
Formally, physicist Virgo proved in 1949 that certain solutions
03:38:21
to general relativity allow for closed timelike curves.
03:38:22
Paths through spacetime that loop back on themselves.
03:38:24
The math does not break. It works perfectly. That is the problem.
03:38:26
Scientists try to escape it.
03:38:27
Stephen Hawking proposed a chronology protection conjecture,
03:38:29
the idea that nature conspires to prevent time travel
03:38:30
because a paradoxes like this one. But that is not a law, it is a wish.
03:38:33
There is no mechanism, no equation that enforces it.
03:38:34
Other physicists try to know the types of principle
03:38:36
you can travel back in time, but you can only do things.
03:38:38
It already happened. The timeline is a fixed loop.
03:38:39
You have no free will inside it. Think about that.
03:38:41
If time travel is possible, free will be mathematically forbidden.
03:38:43
The universe doesn't allow you to change anything
03:38:44
or will was always going to happen. And no one can tell you why.
03:38:47
The Fermi Paradox. The Milky Way is 13.6 billion years old.
03:38:49
It contains between 100 and 400 billion stars.
03:38:51
Conservative estimates place the number of planet
03:38:52
in our galaxy alone at 40 billion.
03:38:54
The universe isn't running as extreme for most of existence,
03:38:56
even if intelligent life emerges around just 1 in 1,000,000 suitable planets,
03:38:58
our galaxy should contain tens of thousands of civilizations,
03:39:00
many of them millions of years older than us.
03:39:01
Where are they?
03:39:02
In 1950, physicist Enrico Fermi sat down at lunch and did the math.
03:39:04
The numbers are undeniable
03:39:05
a civilization
03:39:05
even a few thousand years ahead of us, to colonize the entire galaxy
03:39:07
in 10 million years, using ships to travel at just 1% the speed of light.
03:39:10
That is cosmically trivial. Time. The galaxy should be full.
03:39:12
The radio should be screaming signals.
03:39:13
There's nothing. Scientist tried every explanation. Maybe they're hiding.
03:39:15
Maybe they destroy themselves before they can expand.
03:39:17
Maybe interstellar travel is impossible in practice.
03:39:19
Maybe they're using communication methods we haven't been to yet.
03:39:21
But here's the implication. No.
03:39:22
Maybe they have the Prime directive
03:39:23
to filter some stuff in developing intelligent life.
03:39:24
Almost. They're just not allowed to.
03:39:25
We already passed it and we are the miracle.
03:39:27
What lies ahead of us.
03:39:27
And we don't know which somebody would have sex looking more like the family.
03:39:31
The information paradox. Everything you are is information.
03:39:33
Every atom in your body, every relationship between those atoms.
03:39:35
This is the part I really like, all encoded in the physical universe,
03:39:38
and one of the most fundamental laws of quantum
03:39:39
mechanics says that information cannot be destroyed,
03:39:40
not compressed, not hidden, destroyed.
03:39:42
The universe forbids it.
03:39:43
Then a black hole forms black holes
03:39:44
devour everything that crosses the event horizon.
03:39:45
Nothing escapes. Not light, not matter. Nothing is mankind.
03:39:47
Stephen Hawking showed in 1974 that black holes do slowly evaporate.
03:39:50
They radiate thermal energy. Now called Hawking radiation.
03:39:52
Over trillions of years, a black hole loses mass and eventually disappears.
03:39:54
Here's the problem.
03:39:54
Hawking radiation is random. It carries no information about what fell in.
03:39:57
When the black hole is gone, the information is gone.
03:39:58
Truly gone, which is illegal.
03:39:59
This is a philosophical riddle.
03:40:00
This breaks down of mechanics, the foundation,
03:40:02
the two most successful theories in physics, general relativity.
03:40:03
Online mechanics directly contradict each other. Here.
03:40:05
One of them is wrong.
03:40:05
For 40 years, the best minds in physics tried to solve this Hawking himself.
03:40:08
They're probably both wrong.
03:40:09
The leading candidate today is the holographic principle,
03:40:11
the idea that information is somehow encoded on the surface to be not inside.
03:40:14
But this requires three dimensions. Space is a projection of a potential surface.
03:40:16
Reality is a hologram, and even then no one has proven it.
03:40:19
The information paradox remains open
03:40:20
and its implications are worse than the problem.
03:40:21
Number seven the measurement problem.
03:40:22
An electron is fired a barrier with two slits.
03:40:24
No one watches it passes through both slits simultaneously,
03:40:26
interferes with itself, and ends in a wave like pattern of detector.
03:40:28
This is not enough, for this is the magic result replicated billions of times.
03:40:30
Now someone watches which let it go through.
03:40:31
The interference pattern disappears.
03:40:33
The electron picks one slit behaves like a particle.
03:40:35
The act of observation collapse the wave function.
03:40:36
This has been tested with electrons, photons,
03:40:38
buckyballs, molecules of 60 carbon atoms and molecules.
03:40:40
What's the fucking problem?
03:40:42
Look, here's what no one agrees on.
03:40:43
What counts as observation a camera, a conscious human, an unconscious detector.
03:40:46
Does it require a mind?
03:40:47
The universe is 13.8 billion years old. Humans appeared 300,000 years ago.
03:40:49
Was the electron behaving strangely for 13.8 billion years?
03:40:52
Before we start to notice physicists are fractured into camps,
03:40:54
Copenhagen says the wave function collapses upon measurement
03:40:55
but refuses to define what measurement is. Many world said it never collapses.
03:40:58
Every outcome happens in binary universes.
03:40:59
Pilot wave theory says hidden variables are the particle all along.
03:41:01
They all produce the same predictions.
03:41:02
They all describe a completely different reality.
03:41:04
The most experiment in physics produces results
03:41:05
everyone agrees on, and a theory no one agrees about.
03:41:07
After a hundred years, we do not know what happen
03:41:08
when you look at something that is not an exaggeration.
03:41:10
That is the state of physics. Number six the arrow of time paradox.
03:41:13
You know, time flies forward.
03:41:13
You'll never watch a broken arrow reassemble itself.
03:41:15
You have never seen smoke rush back in time. Doesn't exist.
03:41:17
Effect memory points backward. This field is obvious as gravity.
03:41:19
The laws of physics disagree with you.
03:41:20
Every fundamental equation in physics Newton's
03:41:22
laws, Maxwell's equations, Einsteins relativity.
03:41:24
Schrödinger's wave equation is time symmetric,
03:41:25
random, forward running backward. They work identically. There was no arrow.
03:41:28
There was no preferred direction.
03:41:29
If you found two billiard balls colliding and played in reverse.
03:41:31
The physics to be legal.
03:41:31
The only exception is the second law of thermodynamics.
03:41:33
Entropy increases, disorder grows.
03:41:35
But this is a statistical law, not a fundamental one.
03:41:36
It says probably not always given enough time.
03:41:38
A broken egg spontaneously reassemble. The probability is just so absurdly small.
03:41:41
It has never happened in the observable universe.
03:41:42
But here is the crisis.
03:41:43
If the laws of physics have no direction
03:41:44
and entropy is just logistics, then the arrow of time is not a law.
03:41:46
It is a coincidence which promptly dumped you would expect a low entropy state,
03:41:50
the big Bang.
03:41:50
We are coasting on the initial order, which means time as experience.
03:41:52
It is not fundamental. It is a side effect of an accident.
03:41:54
You're trying to defend the universe old enough times.
03:41:56
Stop having direction all together.
03:41:57
There's nothing in the equations preventing it.
03:41:58
Number five the Fine-Tuning paradox.
03:41:59
The universe has 26 constants numbers made into reality at the moment.
03:42:02
Creation, the speed of light, the strength of gravity,
03:42:03
the mass of the electron, the cosmological constant.
03:42:05
They don't come from any equation.
03:42:06
They're simply set.
03:42:07
And they're set with O made up your force. We're 2% weaker.
03:42:09
Protons wouldn't bind no atoms if the cosmological constant,
03:42:12
the energy of empty space, were larger by one part intended.
03:42:14
Maybe I was with you. I really
03:42:17
understand what you're saying.
03:42:19
Just call it.
03:42:19
I mean, particles racing apart from one part in ten to the 100.
03:42:22
To appreciate that number, there are estimated to be
03:42:23
ten to the 80th atoms in the observable universe.
03:42:25
The fine tuning, the cosmological
03:42:26
so is more precise in picking one specific item
03:42:28
from the universe's pile 10 trillion, trillion billion times over.
03:42:30
Scientists.
03:42:34
So there's either
03:42:37
something outside of us, like
03:42:40
whoever's doing this, lots of things outside of us.
03:42:43
I mean, outside of everything that we know.
03:42:45
Or there's a multiverse, which means this.
03:42:48
And I hate that because they say, well,
03:42:49
if a coin flips, it's either heads or tails.
03:42:51
No, if a coin flips, you either did flip it or didn't flip it.
03:42:55
It's stopped at every angle. That's possible.
03:42:57
Like the way molecules and everything go, the variations are two
03:43:01
unfathomable bubble.
03:43:03
There'd be an infinite multiverses, which I guess that's the point.
03:43:07
There's an unlimited
03:43:09
multiverse.
03:43:10
All those seem ridiculous to me.
03:43:12
Maybe because of my upbringing, the only one that seems reasonable.
03:43:15
If these are the only three choices,
03:43:19
and I would say God and deeper lore are the same thing,
03:43:23
I forgot the explanation of why they're different.
03:43:26
Sounds like God is just a name for a deeper lore.
03:43:29
To me, it's like I'm picking one specific item
03:43:31
from a universe's pile 10 trillion, trillion trillion times over.
03:43:33
Scientist three answers. First God. Second, the multiverse.
03:43:36
If they're infinite universes
03:43:36
with random contents, we happen to live in the one where the numbers work
03:43:38
because we couldn't exist to ask the question otherwise.
03:43:40
There's an undiscovered force of these values.
03:43:42
Every answer is uncomfortable.
03:43:43
The multiverse isn't testable by the look, since God is literally the word,
03:43:46
all they had to do to explain all that is, say God number one, God number two.
03:43:50
Did you do that?
03:43:52
One word holds so much power.
03:43:54
I'm not saying it's true or I believe in it,
03:43:55
but I'm just saying it's literally the word.
03:43:58
It's weird how that works.
03:44:00
And I'm just going, oh man, if it wasn't for believing in
03:44:02
what God made there, you wouldn't have anything in life, man.
03:44:06
In 2003, philosopher Nick Bostrom published a paper
03:44:08
that has not been disproven.
03:44:09
I'm starting to believe that even if I don't believe in God,
03:44:11
always destroy themselves.
03:44:12
Guys better get a heart and soul, man, you know, because otherwise
03:44:16
you're not going to make it in this world right now.
03:44:19
Well, Bob, I do have a heart, so I'm confused by your statement.
03:44:22
Mine's.
03:44:22
And that's why I better get a heart
03:44:24
for real ones by billions to one that I get a heart and soul.
03:44:27
They have
03:44:28
in 2020.
03:44:29
Just wait. You have a soul to buy.
03:44:31
Your beliefs has great frequencies because any simulation I go.
03:44:34
He's implying even though there's no truth to it,
03:44:36
at approximately five times ten to the 19 electron volts,
03:44:38
right where simulation would need to have it.
03:44:39
He did not say this proves we're simulated, but it doesn't disprove it.
03:44:41
Sorry. This part and this is important too.
03:44:43
Even though we talked over.
03:44:44
I'm gonna go back, but we're not going to go to the whole thing.
03:44:46
He's saying that there's a simulation proof that
03:44:49
basically a simulation can only run as fast as its resources,
03:44:52
the computer that's running on.
03:44:53
And when it gets to a certain point, it can't render anymore.
03:44:56
It can't make things.
03:44:57
And they seem to have found that with our real universe.
03:45:01
And he explains it right here.
03:45:03
The observable universe has a cosmic ray energy cut off
03:45:05
at approximately five times ten to the 19 electron volts,
03:45:07
right where simulation would need to happen.
03:45:08
He did not say this proves we're simulated, but it doesn't disprove it.
03:45:10
Here's what keeps the physicist awake.
03:45:11
If this is a simulation, the simulator exists outside of physics.
03:45:13
Our laws mean nothing to them. They can pause it, edit, and it.
03:45:15
Every prayer ever uttered was aimed at the right way to reach back.
03:45:18
No way to ask, no way to verify.
03:45:19
We are potentially someone else's experiment
03:45:21
and they have not chosen to tell us. Number three the quantum suicide paradox.
03:45:23
The many world interpretation of quantum mechanics
03:45:25
says this the wavefunction never collapses.
03:45:26
Every quantum event can go multiple ways, does go
03:45:28
multiple ways in branching parallel universes.
03:45:29
When you flip a coin, a university just landed heads and universes landed tails.
03:45:32
For real.
03:45:33
This sounds abstract.
03:45:34
Physicist Max Tegmark.
03:45:35
There's so many more variables than just what you're picking
03:45:37
or misfires based on quantum spin of a particle, a genuinely random
03:45:39
5050 event you pointed at your head and pull the trigger.
03:45:41
In many worlds, two branches split, one where it fires, one where it misfires.
03:45:43
The version of you, the experiences.
03:45:44
Anything is the version of the branch
03:45:45
where it misfired from your subjective experience.
03:45:47
It always misfires. You are, from your own perspective, immortal.
03:45:49
You always find yourself in the branch where you survive.
03:45:51
This is not a metaphor.
03:45:52
This is what the mathematics of many worlds predicts.
03:45:53
If you take it literally, every physicist who accepts it has to reckon with this.
03:45:56
You have survived every near-death experience, a metaphor.
03:45:58
But because you could not experience
03:45:59
the alternative, the terror is not the immortality.
03:46:01
The terror is what implies about everything.
03:46:02
The universe does not protect them.
03:46:03
Only you, the people you love, exist only in branches where they survived.
03:46:05
In the branch you're in right now.
03:46:06
Some of them are already gone, and you have no idea which fantasy
03:46:08
body left behind.
03:46:09
Number two, the bootstrap paradox.
03:46:10
A time traveler arrives in the past and hands
03:46:11
Beethoven the complete sheet music for the Fifth Symphony.
03:46:13
Beethoven had never written it. He copies it, performs it.
03:46:15
It goes through history, and eventually the time traveler
03:46:17
learns it, travels back and hands it to Beethoven.
03:46:18
Just like back to the future. And, Johnny, be good.
03:46:21
The equations of general relativity, a closed information
03:46:23
loop, an object or piece of information with no origin point.
03:46:24
It was never created. It simply exists, passing from future to past.
03:46:27
A future with no beginning and no end. The problem is causality.
03:46:29
Every effect requires cause. The bootstrap paradox produces effects.
03:46:32
Apparently not. A symphony was never composed.
03:46:33
It bootstrapped itself into existence.
03:46:34
Physicist Igor Nabokov Self-Consistency principle permits
03:46:36
this as long as the loop is consistent, the physics is legal.
03:46:38
But here's what this actually implies.
03:46:39
If closed loop flat dress bootstrapped itself, a new existence has no origin
03:46:43
knowledge, with no source object, with no maker.
03:46:45
The laws of the manifest uncaused.
03:46:47
There's something huge to that, and there's no way to tell.
03:46:50
You may not be able to
03:46:50
manifest everything, but nothing can exist without first manifesting it.
03:46:54
You don't see the outside
03:46:55
and there may not be manifest the Boltzmann brain, just an infinite.
03:46:58
Hey, wait a second, I just noticed something to you.
03:47:00
I grew up my whole life and I thought a brain
03:47:01
looked like this little weird circle thing that looked like a nut.
03:47:04
Now suddenly when I look at it, I see knees and shoulders and a head. Why?
03:47:09
When did that happen?
03:47:11
Do you see somebody, like, squatted down like a like a, like a fetus?
03:47:15
Yeah.
03:47:15
Like it's so it's so human looking now it looks like a little.
03:47:19
It doesn't look like the entity up there I think.
03:47:22
So like I'm, I'm waiting for it to stand up.
03:47:24
And it has a face.
03:47:25
It's sucking its own praying from Ninja Turtles.
03:47:29
I don't I do understand that reference.
03:47:31
I don't watch it. No, I was too old.
03:47:34
Ninja turtles came out way after me.
03:47:36
Like about you know, how old you were.
03:47:40
That's your nerd brain paradox?
03:47:43
It was.
03:47:43
It was a cartoon when I was a child.
03:47:45
The nerd is if you're an adult and still, like, you know.
03:47:48
Oh, my God, I'm watching it.
03:47:49
And like the sailor, I'm keeping up on everything.
03:47:52
Now, I haven't watched a new Ninja Turtles thing
03:47:54
since the fucking, secret of the Who's movie
03:47:58
flying that I already had my tickets to see the Star Wars movie this Friday.
03:48:02
Yes, you do,
03:48:05
you definitely do.
03:48:06
Hold on. Give me one second here because there's a date.
03:48:08
I got buffer made.
03:48:11
Possible arrangement matter.
03:48:12
Every configuration, including with probability.
03:48:14
Is that what you're going to time you completely false memories of entire life.
03:48:17
Probably.
03:48:19
That's crying.
03:48:20
Holy guacamole.
03:48:22
Nothing can stop the Almighty.
03:48:26
So all I remember is the brain is its own thing.
03:48:29
It's got like the some dead stupid body.
03:48:33
The rivers.
03:48:34
Yeah, I remember the elephant with their two animals.
03:48:38
Like a rhinoceros and an elephant. Okay.
03:48:41
Yeah. Bebop and rockabilly,
03:48:43
right?
03:48:44
And splinter was the rat man.
03:48:48
Yeah, the bird rodent.
03:48:50
Well, guys, it's been great.
03:48:51
I'm aware of it.
03:48:52
I just never watch.
03:48:55
What the heck?
03:48:57
Come on, guys.
03:49:00
Yeah.
03:49:00
That's gross
03:49:02
guys.
03:49:04
See, I didn't like it.
03:49:05
It was just propaganda to teach our kids that no matter
03:49:07
what kind of chemicals and shit they put in our food, it'll be fun.
03:49:10
We'll get little turtle toys.
03:49:13
Come on, guys, nothing to worry about.
03:49:15
You want them to come on, guys?
03:49:19
I who talks like that,
03:49:23
I'm going to come.
03:49:26
You mean my wife is desperately trying to start a conversation like that?
03:49:31
If we can come to.
03:49:36
Yeah, I don't know the context for that one.
03:49:39
Well.
03:49:44
I think you need one.
03:49:47
We got to get back to the Boltzmann's brain.
03:49:50
This is fascinating.
03:49:51
It seems like it has something to do with it.
03:49:54
Universe with
03:49:56
this is definitely about influence.
03:49:59
First version or the thousand.
03:50:00
We're inside the circle. We can see the outside.
03:50:01
And there may not be one. Number one, the Boltzmann brain paradox.
03:50:04
In an infinite universe with infinite time, quantum fluctuations
03:50:06
will immensely produce
03:50:06
every possible arrangement matter every configuration,
03:50:08
including with probability exactly one given infinite time,
03:50:10
a fully formed human brain,
03:50:11
complete with false memories of entire life
03:50:12
popping into existence for one moment in the void
03:50:14
before dissolving back into chaos.
03:50:15
This is called a Boltzmann brain,
03:50:16
named after physicist Ludwig Boltzmann,
03:50:17
who first derived the statistical mechanics to make it
03:50:19
not just possible, but inevitable given enough time, here's a crisis
03:50:21
A Boltzmann brain is far simpler to produce
03:50:22
by random fluctuation than an entire order universe.
03:50:24
We consistent physics
03:50:24
and billions of years ago appear in history or elsewhere,
03:50:26
which means you could be a Boltzmann brains. Vastly.
03:50:28
I've never been met with brains. Real histories really measurements.
03:50:31
If you are a statistical observer in an infinite universe,
03:50:33
you almost certainly a Boltzmann brain.
03:50:34
Your memories of childhood are false.
03:50:35
The laws of physics
03:50:36
observe our local fluctuation in the next moment,
03:50:38
before which the coherence lapses and the brain dissolves.
03:50:40
You would never know. You would, you know, not depend on what you said.
03:50:42
What do you say? Tom Holtzman Chevrolet news.
03:50:44
Reality with consistent laws is not strong evidence like real facts.
03:50:46
I heard the same thing is
03:50:47
it was all this a catastrophic failure of cosmological reasoning?
03:50:49
They have no solution.
03:50:50
The math simply refuses to rule out
03:50:51
ten paradoxes, ten places where the equations work perfectly.
03:50:53
In reality, all the part time has no direction. Information may not exist.
03:50:55
Maybe a simulated thought inside a machine that has only been switched off.
03:51:06
Cool story.
03:51:07
According to my beliefs, my history.
03:51:08
If we actually learn the answers, we would turn inside out on ourselves
03:51:13
and cease to exist, but then become a part of that fully.
03:51:17
So that tells me that whatever our form is now is
03:51:21
blocking us from our true potential.
03:51:24
In reality, we will expand to something greater.
03:51:27
And I'm not saying that we will have any recollection of this experience,
03:51:31
but we will definitely expand into something greater.
03:51:35
This experience will probably go black.
03:51:39
You think so?
03:51:40
Straight line.
03:51:42
I mean, yeah,
03:51:44
unless there's some Wayback machine for the entire universe.
03:51:48
Speaking of Wayback Machine, speaking of breaking news,
03:51:52
there's breaking news.
03:52:00
As of about two hours ago,
03:52:02
Tim Kaine, Star Trek and Powerpuff Girls voice actor, dies at 64.
03:52:08
From stroke complications.
03:52:10
Celebrated.
03:52:11
Voice behind Yoda and Professor you.
03:52:13
Tony, leaves behind a remarkable entertainment legacy.
03:52:17
He's not the only, he's the Clone Wars.
03:52:22
That's not.
03:52:23
I mean, I'm sorry.
03:52:24
I mean, it's bad for his family.
03:52:26
I was like, when the Adult Swim and all that shit was,
03:52:31
no Adult Swim.
03:52:32
They weren't a Cartoon Network.
03:52:33
You mean when you were, like, 25?
03:52:35
I know when Powerpuff.
03:52:36
When I was maybe, like 15.
03:52:39
Close enough.
03:52:40
Or teen.
03:52:43
I didn't necessarily get
03:52:45
that much to watch.
03:52:46
Whatever.
03:52:50
Star wars, the Clone Wars and Powerpuff Girls is died aged 62, coming on strong.
03:52:54
His death was confirmed by representative who gives a shit.
03:52:56
In a statement first shared with who gives a shit on Monday.
03:53:00
Who gives a shit?
03:53:00
While the talent agency Who Gives a Shit also announced the news as tribute
03:53:05
poured in from Who Gives a Shit and also who gives a shit.
03:53:09
Yeah.
03:53:11
Not that we don't give a shit that he died.
03:53:13
We don't give a fuck about other people that are not associated
03:53:16
with him directly going, oh, we feel sorry.
03:53:20
I feel sorry for the family members or anybody who was killed,
03:53:23
but yeah, hopefully this is the people who are close to him.
03:53:27
Catherine Taber, Tom Kane and James
03:53:34
Arnold Taylor arrive for, Okay.
03:53:38
Oh, there it is, fellow. Okay. Here.
03:53:40
Come on.
03:53:41
Give him a little picture of his family
03:53:44
voices in, animation and video games.
03:53:48
Best known for voicing Yoda and Admiral Jarrell Dillon
03:53:52
in The Clone Wars throughout the show's seven, Star Trek?
03:53:56
Yeah, star Trek show seven.
03:53:59
I said like that cartoon Yoda looks like he has a fucking mustache.
03:54:03
It's very you guys, you want to downplay the cartoon in this shit?
03:54:06
This went from 2008 to 2020.
03:54:08
That's a huge generation of people that yeah,
03:54:12
no Star Wars only from that cartoon, you know, and they broke.
03:54:16
They have a problem with that. Yeah. You hate that.
03:54:20
Yeah.
03:54:21
This dickhead on the show that I do says if you if you weren't alive
03:54:24
to experience something, you're not allowed to do anything about it.
03:54:28
And least that's how I feel.
03:54:29
They're like stealing are they're experiencing it faster. Experiencing it.
03:54:32
What are you talking about?
03:54:33
And you know what?
03:54:33
And they are allowed to do that, but I don't I don't have
03:54:37
versions of Ninja Turtles.
03:54:38
I don't get mad at it.
03:54:39
At first I was kind of like, that's weird that they're going
03:54:41
to make them from outer space. But then, you know, I did.
03:54:43
I just didn't go. I didn't watch the movies. Right.
03:54:45
It's a totally separate thing.
03:54:46
So they just happened to I don't need to go see Ninja Turtles
03:54:50
every time it comes out for the rest of my life.
03:54:52
I'm just kind of like, no. I enjoyed what I enjoyed
03:54:54
when I was younger and I'm now older, so I don't need to
03:54:59
go. I guess I never
03:55:00
child, I would go, look, this is a thing for the could be for kids.
03:55:04
And so I remember yeah, I wouldn't remember.
03:55:06
So I'm going to push it on my kid because I want my kid to be like me.
03:55:09
So I'm going to force Ninja Turtles on my kid.
03:55:13
Now I might do that for I can't wait for you.
03:55:15
I can't wait for you to have kids.
03:55:16
You're going to totally do that.
03:55:18
That's you're going to expose them everything you like.
03:55:21
Hope that something sticks, that you can share it.
03:55:23
You want to share anything?
03:55:24
I'm going to let them be themselves.
03:55:26
Even next thing you know, they'll be 20 something.
03:55:29
And the only time you ever talk is
03:55:31
if they if you text them first, they never reach out to you.
03:55:34
And you don't take it personally because they're living their own lives.
03:55:36
And you did the right thing.
03:55:37
Like, the last thing I want is a kid saying, dad, help me.
03:55:39
Dad, look at this, dad at that.
03:55:41
You know? So, I mean, it's cool.
03:55:43
I don't know what other work this is. All the.
03:55:45
I'm not sad at all.
03:55:47
Okay? Professor Tony, I'm sure you.
03:55:50
What else?
03:55:52
Oh, hold on.
03:55:54
Yeah.
03:55:54
When you said I saw Star Wars, somebody died.
03:55:57
I hate to admit it, I was a little relieved it wasn't somebody.
03:56:02
You voiced the chimpanzee Darwin in the Wild Thornberrys.
03:56:05
Interesting.
03:56:06
Later.
03:56:09
Where you praising the role in the movie and the crossover from Rugrats
03:56:13
Go Wild, though?
03:56:18
Okay, I don't care about it.
03:56:19
I mean, like, his health struggles are over,
03:56:21
so we don't need to necessarily highlight those too much.
03:56:26
300 acting
03:56:27
credits throughout his career and voiced characters in several popular,
03:56:30
popular 1990s and 2000 animated series, including Johnny Bravo, The Angry Beavers.
03:56:35
So he just hit the fucking Cartoon Network circuit,
03:56:39
Johnny Bravo, Angry Beavers, Cow and Chicken, Kim Possible, and Avatar.
03:56:42
Avatar was not on Cartoon Network, but
03:56:46
The Last Airbender,
03:56:49
among others.
03:56:52
Well that's interesting.
03:56:54
Yeah, so it was breaking news.
03:56:57
The Star Wars reference.
03:56:59
Oh, here it is. Look at this.
03:57:00
This is Tom Payne.
03:57:01
I was asked to throw the opening pitch out at the Saint Louis Cardinals game.
03:57:05
And I'm doing this in your name.
03:57:07
Yes. Banner.
03:57:08
We love you. And we Mr. force, be with you.
03:57:11
The force will be like you always have. You.
03:57:15
Oh, come on, it wasn't even good.
03:57:17
That's the voice that he does.
03:57:19
That's his voice, dude. It's horrible.
03:57:20
It doesn't sound anything like us.
03:57:22
What was that?
03:57:24
Frank?
03:57:24
The Muppet guy does his voice.
03:57:27
It's.
03:57:28
He sounds a little bit like Kermit the Frog, right?
03:57:31
It does.
03:57:32
Oh, everybody does this so anybody can do the voice.
03:57:35
Oh, look, it's.
03:57:36
No, not everybody can do the voice.
03:57:38
I have to be a voice actor.
03:57:40
Oh, no. Look out!
03:57:42
Ron! Oh, I'm so happy I love you.
03:57:45
Oh, I'm so sound.
03:57:46
You know, the voice acting is so easy.
03:57:48
I don't understand why people think.
03:57:50
Especially if you just do the same voice all the time.
03:57:52
Like that other guy who I can't even think its fucking name sounds like.
03:57:55
Oh, dude, this is completely different story.
03:57:59
But, there was this dude on, America's Got Talent
03:58:03
and he was a ventriloquist, and somehow he ended up winning.
03:58:05
But my brother and I made fun of him from the second
03:58:07
we saw him throughout the entire competition,
03:58:09
because all of his characters all sounded the same, like every single person.
03:58:14
Like it was. It was weird.
03:58:16
And it was like, oh, I'm, I'm this is my or I'm over here.
03:58:19
And then it's like, oh,
03:58:20
it was hard to distinguish what character he was doing
03:58:22
because they all sounded the same, like, oh, I'm the old grandma
03:58:25
and I sound like this, and oh, I'm the little baby and I sound like this.
03:58:29
There was some about shit about, like, he always had a box.
03:58:31
It was.
03:58:32
I had something to do with the box.
03:58:33
And, like, getting a box or some shit like that, I forget.
03:58:36
But I hate ventriloquists, to be honest.
03:58:40
Next week I'm glad it's live.
03:58:41
157 box ventriloquism.
03:58:46
I want to do Driving Puppet.
03:58:47
That'd be great, I did.
03:58:48
I drove around with the worst drivers today.
03:58:50
It was awful. Puppet.
03:58:53
Puppet.
03:58:53
You did.
03:58:57
We need a topic.
03:58:59
Puppet.
03:59:00
Yeah.
03:59:04
Influence.
03:59:05
Episode 36 superfluous.
03:59:08
Gary opens up by ranting about which common GPS
03:59:12
phrase as being superfluous.
03:59:16
Superfluous.
03:59:18
I'll even give you the multiple choice a turning left in 500ft.
03:59:22
B your destination is on the right hand side.
03:59:25
They see recalculating route or d continue straight.
03:59:29
I don't what to say. What
03:59:32
Brady knows that
03:59:34
I do now I do.
03:59:35
I actually know the answer right.
03:59:39
I believe it was B.
03:59:40
Your destination is on the right.
03:59:42
I don't know man.
03:59:44
Hand side that I don't know enough about us.
03:59:49
No, I'm just telling you it wasn't right what he did to YouTube.
03:59:53
And, you know, he either.
03:59:56
Also in the same episode 36,
03:59:59
what law does Gary reference regarding eating extra donuts
04:00:02
or cake?
04:00:07
See, that's digging deep.
04:00:08
That's a $500 question right now
04:00:10
because I'm actually building like a jeopardy board for these questions,
04:00:13
but it's not ready yet.
04:00:14
So therefore I'm just reading the question. Not ready.
04:00:16
It's not ready.
04:00:17
I can't, it's dude, you want to see it in fucking leather?
04:00:20
Are you ready?
04:00:21
It wigs out, it freaks out.
04:00:22
It doesn't have the numbers. Right. I'm getting there, though.
04:00:25
The answer is the law of diminishing return.
04:00:33
Very satisfied.
04:00:35
I'm going to replay my, face swap because it was amazing, right?
04:00:38
I spent too much time on this.
04:00:42
You did?
04:00:42
We'll say, though, the, the faces look amazing.
04:00:47
Exactly. Amazing.
04:00:49
Yeah.
04:00:54
Welcome aboard.
04:00:54
Flight 1253, service from Lubbock, Texas to Charleston, South Carolina.
04:00:58
My name is Dr. Sabrina.
04:01:00
And returning to the flight crew this week is scary.
04:01:03
I don't know what to say. What?
04:01:05
Gareth just got back from a month long sabbatical, so let's give him a hand.
04:01:09
Oh, stop. You're making me blush.
04:01:12
Now, typically, this is when you sit through some boring safety demonstrations.
04:01:17
Snooze fest.
04:01:18
But we like to do things a little different around here.
04:01:21
And you sure do. To give us a B. Anyone?
04:01:25
I mean, I used to beat bucks in college, but I don't know if I can still.
04:01:32
I'm not.
04:01:34
1253 is a real fun flight.
04:01:37
We'll be seeing the sky like a big okay.
04:01:39
Your crew is draw. Sabrina and Gareth.
04:01:42
Your comfort and safety is what we cherish.
04:01:44
Fasten your seat belts and pull them tight.
04:01:47
And don't unbuckle if you see them last.
04:01:49
Be sure to stay seated or you'll bump your head.
04:01:52
And God's not real.
04:01:53
When you die, your dad give it to.
04:02:01
They deserve to know
04:02:02
there's nobody on Monday nights, all your land was exit.
04:02:06
Rows are marked in red. I'm just preparing them.
04:02:09
What was the beyond?
04:02:11
Oh, look, folks, we apologize. God is real.
04:02:14
And Gareth will stick to the rant we agreed on.
04:02:17
We are alone in the cosmos and Gareth will rap as he pleases.
04:02:21
And I don't know, nor him.
04:02:24
Sir, would you please bring that beat back in?
04:02:27
I thought that was pretty far.
04:02:29
Thanks, but it's just something I.
04:02:34
If you happen to be seated in the exit
04:02:36
row, there's a couple of things we think you should know.
04:02:39
Your closest exit might be to the best and the after losses.
04:02:43
Just avoid a black. I'm doing that.
04:02:46
I will not be silent.
04:02:47
What happened to you, dear?
04:02:49
I woke up, Sabrina.
04:02:50
I woke the hell up.
04:02:51
Well, Spencer worked very hard on this ramp, so cut it out.
04:02:55
Hold up. Yes?
04:02:57
I have a question for you. Yes, ma'am.
04:02:59
You are, in fact, in a seated in an exit row.
04:03:02
Yes. Oh, no.
04:03:02
My question is for Gareth.
04:03:04
So when you die, you just on forever.
04:03:06
Bingo. What?
04:03:09
And religion is a delusion that shields us from that impermanence.
04:03:13
Excuse me. Interested?
04:03:14
I can recommend life.
04:03:16
Can we please just finish the wrap? Please? Thank you.
04:03:18
I agree, a gear.
04:03:20
The freak show ends now.
04:03:22
Okay, sir, please bring that sweet ass beat back in one more time.
04:03:27
It is a very sweet beat. Really?
04:03:30
It's not that.
04:03:34
Now let's discuss an important task.
04:03:37
How to apply the acid.
04:03:38
It may look out below.
04:03:40
When they start to fall.
04:03:41
You got to move quick. There's no time to stall.
04:03:44
Strapped to the head, pull the tight and be sure to do your before
04:03:48
helping your friend that you all understand understanding.
04:03:52
But you should be doing something in a water landing.
04:03:56
The cushion on your sink and this is the first
04:03:58
you can slide down the ramp and into a boat.
04:04:01
God stains the water and you start to scream, what benevolent
04:04:04
God would allow such a back there an air marshal on the air at all?
04:04:09
When I say death is, you say final death is final death in it.
04:04:14
Give me that. You give it to me. Are you gonna me?
04:04:17
The burden of proof is not on me as a duelist.
04:04:19
It's also on the material place on me.
04:04:21
Adolf. Oh.
04:04:23
Real nice.
04:04:24
Everyone here should read 1984.
04:04:26
It's as relevant now as forever.
04:04:29
You in three? Yes.
04:04:34
But as above, so below.
04:04:36
Whoa! Look at that.
04:04:39
Okay. I'm,
04:04:44
I got go.
04:04:45
I forgot.
04:04:47
Oh, I can smell it.
04:04:51
Oh. Oh, my.
04:04:56
Shut the fuck up! You.
04:04:59
I'm fine.
04:05:01
No, no, they never say nothing.
04:05:05
That's pretty.
04:05:06
That's what flatulence does.
04:05:08
Get people the content they're looking for right now.
04:05:13
The people who can't hear the like.
04:05:19
That's the thing.
04:05:20
One minute.
04:05:22
Like if you're
04:05:25
I suck as a kid, it's suck
04:05:29
as do the kid you when to do the kid.
04:05:33
Oh yeah.
04:05:35
We can do like little boys pee pee wee wee jibber jabber on the.
04:05:39
Do you like to play with stuffed animal jibber on my dirt floors?
04:05:43
Here we go,
04:05:45
cocksucker!
04:05:45
Motherfucker. Is that enough? Or show like.
04:05:48
Oh, look at this fagot, fagot fagot fagot fagot jabber fagot fagot.
04:05:53
We popped the kids.
04:05:54
We didn't know. Always gibbering.
04:05:56
You didn't know me. Take me well, thanks to the kid.