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Oh. You.
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Oh. And. I.
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Had in the line
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said, oh, you freaky people must get six feet behind
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and so I refused to mask up and all that, and I went all in.
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I did not comply.
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You they say go back like six feet.
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Where's your mask?
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So I shook off my dumb look and said, I have natural immunity.
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And it'll work for you.
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Two lines lies everywhere.
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Like six feet.
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Social distancing, breaking my mind.
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You check this and check that.
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Flatten the curve.
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Stay home.
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Can't you see the line?
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No, nothing down the line.
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And the line said
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anybody caught not distancing will be confined on site.
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Wait, that makes no.
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So I jumped on the tape and I yelled at the store.
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Hey, we don't give you the rights for you
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to draw these lines to keep me contained, but to keep common sense out.
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If science was here,
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tell you to your face, man, this whole thing's some kind of fraud.
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Lines lies everywhere.
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Line six feet.
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Social distancing break in my mind and check this and check that.
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Flatten the curve.
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Stay home.
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Can't you see the line now?
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Hey, you missed it. Can't you read?
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You gotta have your mask on to stand on the edge.
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You can't even work. No, you can't breathe.
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You ain't supposed to feel.
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The EP said you got to have your papers
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to get inside
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on every day.
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They.
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And the experts said everybody complied.
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Come in, mask up, then obey when they pass around the fear
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at the end of it all, they canceled every doctor who wouldn't play.
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So I got me a pen and a black flag.
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Motherfucking rants.
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And I teed up my own little line.
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I said, thank you, Lord, for thinking about me.
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I'm a liar and doing fine.
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And I ain't locking down no more
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lies.
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Lies everywhere lie six feet.
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Social distancing, breaking my my new.
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No, don't do this.
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We ain't seeing the light.
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Lies, lights everywhere.
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No, we ain't falling for it.
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No, we ain't locking down
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this time.
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This has been a flash ranch life.
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Public service announcements.
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The six foot line was arbitrary bullshit
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with zero science behind it.
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They draw those stupid six feet markers everywhere
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just to isolate us, divide us, and break our spirit.
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Social distancing. Flatten the curve.
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Trust the science.
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All propaganda theater they censor.
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Doctors destroyed professionals
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and enforced it like tyrants.
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Never bend the knee again.
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Never comply, never lock down.
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Next time they pull out the take,
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we step right over those dumb lines.
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Lies everywhere.
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Like laughing like maniacs.
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Tell them to shove their six feet.
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Lies, lies, lies,
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lies.
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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It's just a scripted comedy show.
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These guys are not experts, doctors,
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lawyers, therapists, or even particularly well-adjusted.
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Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm,
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or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people events is purely coincidental and kind of hilarious.
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They are not response for emotional damage, cognitive
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dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urge to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from H.R.
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will be hearing about this. By the way.
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Hi, Dave.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing,
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or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
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And. All right.
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How do you see?
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I made it to movie theater over the weekend.
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When the premise was, Hugh Jackman
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played a shepherd who met an early demise.
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And then that left his flock up to determining the cause of death.
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And, it was, very interesting.
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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And. No, I did not go see sheep detectives.
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Of course, I saw the Mandalorian and Grogu.
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And no, I did not say there was not enough
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CGI monster action in the movie.
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In fact, there were far too many creatures
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just attacking
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for no good reason.
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It was disappointing, an opportunity
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to, tie up some loose ends from return of the Jedi.
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And, they kind of fell short,
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but I teased earlier
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the word process for the lies.
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Oh, we're going to get into the weeds here.
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This is going to get really nerdy.
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And not just Star Wars nerd stuff.
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Now, this is our third anniversary show,
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so welcome to the first show of our fourth year.
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Flashback.
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Yeah.
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Kind of overwhelming, really, but.
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I started out
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as conspiracy theories, and then I realized most of the conspiracy
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theories were pretty debunked, and, no one's going to believe me
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if I told you which ones are real anyway, so we kind of shifted towards comedy.
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Comedy is really hard.
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But if we go with education,
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if we say these videos are educational,
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it's basically a free pass to say and do whatever we want.
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And, that's our legal loophole.
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So if you're going to make it educational or under the premise
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of being educational, let's go with some school subjects.
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So that's that's where we're coming from with science now, science.
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Is the best method by which
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we have to figure out the truth.
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Now, I tried to state that
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without mentioning the natural world
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or physical reality.
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I just trust the truth.
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Like facts about the world around us
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and and let's
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be very specific and precise about this.
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Every requires empirical evidence.
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Therefore, it is strictly
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limited to the physical world.
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But it works out
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fantastically for me with my materialistic,
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worldview,
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where if it doesn't
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have any physical,
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real interaction with the natural world,
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then for all intents and purposes it does not exist.
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So I would rather hear
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you misuse the the word science instead of meaning the process,
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the way which we understand facts, way that we arrive at information,
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the best method by which we have to
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account for the world around us.
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And you, you simply referred to science as the body of evidence,
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or the set of information
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we've gotten from applying the scientific method.
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I'm okay with that.
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What I'm not okay with, and I've heard a lot of experts
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that you got to keep in mind.
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Not everybody wears lab coat is doing science.
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Science is includes physics and botany.
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Almost all the ologies
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and, and a few others.
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Not all of the ologies, not all the enemies,
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but most of them.
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And so we could just go one by one through all of them.
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Chemistry is a fun one because
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if you want to take the most broad view
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of what chemistry is, it is the study of.
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And, but what
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what the scientific method relies upon is,
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some domains, like me coming up with a hypothesis,
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and that is an explanation for something that goes on or,
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a reason that we think might be going on.
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And it has to be falsifiable.
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And then you come up with a test and experiment
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and it has to be repeatable.
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So it is after.
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So many reiterations of the test
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and so much information
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comes back from testing it and peer review
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that the preponderance of evidence is such that.
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The hypothesis gets to finally
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be upgraded to theory.
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And that is the highest achievement of the scientific method.
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If you finally get your hypothesis upgraded
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to a theory
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based on the strength and preponderance of evidence,
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that is, through observation and experimentation, etc.,
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I've got it pulled up right here.
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So we're very clear here a systematic, logical approach
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to understanding the natural physical world
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relies on observation, experimentation, and testable
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hypotheses to explain how the universe behaves.
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And that is
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the definition we're using for science today.
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And like I said,
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if you want to use the word science
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to describe the conclusions we have reached, is,
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as peer review has taken place
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and we have these accepted facts,
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I don't have a problem with that calling that science.
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It's not it's not science.
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It's the method by which we got that information.
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We're calling the information itself science,
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because it was founded in science,
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and it was brought to us by the scientific method.
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I, I can accept that, but I can't accept
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as these guys who,
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is it possible that
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I impart where this lab coat for Carl Sagan,
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even though Carl Sagan, as far as I can
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tell, never did wear a lab coat?
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I don't stay with me on this one.
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He had scientific credibility.
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Now, although he did not wear the lab coat.
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Could it be said that I wear the lab coat
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in some sense because of Carl Sagan?
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Or influenced in some way by Carl Sagan?
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I'll get back to that.
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There are.
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People in the scientific community
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that are mis correcting
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or over, correcting the pluralization of the word process.
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Now, scientific method is a process.
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And if you perform several of them, they are processes.
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I keep hearing way too many
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people with the correct credentials that I don't even possess.
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Same processes.
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That is wrong.
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That is not the right way to say that.
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And it's driving me nuts because is it's essentially a trend going on
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where people are saying multiple times in a podcast like this processes.
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That's not how it's spelled.
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So therefore
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it is not how it's pronounced phonetically.
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So please process this.
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I don't even have a problem with you saying the British version processes.
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But here in America we say processes stop.
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Same processes. That's not how it's spelled.
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That's not how it's pronounced.
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That is wrong.
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A lot of these people I've been,
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I've been noticing that the apologists for the scientific mainstream
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have been trying to debunk my fringe heroes,
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with
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incredulity and an appeal to authority.
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Now, I find it difficult to debunk
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ridiculous claims without sounding incredulous, too.
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So I can't really have a problem with that.
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And the appeal to authority
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I rely.
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I've relied on heavily all my life because I need to count, Neil deGrasse
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Tyson, knowing what he's talking about so that I can know what I'm talking about
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without having to do all of the previous research myself.
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I have to rely on this peer review process.
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Working.
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So I need these experts
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to start getting it wrong.
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For all the clip ready.
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Look, I'm no scientist
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as I understand it, I am a sack of carbon, water and electricity.
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Blessed may be cursed with consciousness trundling
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about for 80 odd years, if I'm lucky, on a tiny rock which is hurtling.
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What is trundling me?
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A trundle is a bed that goes under a bed.
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I don't know how somebody goes around trundling.
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Sorry to interrupt so fast.
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You're struggling,
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trundling about for 80 odd years, if I'm lucky, on a tiny rock
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which is hurtling through a vast and ancient cosmos.
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Mostly I spend my allotted time
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sleeping, working, and eating to sustain the carbon sack.
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And every now and then I stop to remember the first part
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about the cosmos and the mystery and majesty and wonder
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that we have just barely begun to know about.
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And when I do remember that, I'm so grateful to scientists.
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In fact, I call myself a superfan of science.
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I think without the scientific method we would toil in disease and superstition
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and ignorance, and we'd be huddled in the darkness,
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afraid of demons and ghosts, which is an authoritarian dream.
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So that's why I think science, beyond just being interesting and useful,
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is the keystone to any well-functioning democracy.
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Scientists should be in the room whenever policy decisions are being made.
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And instead, in this country,
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a war is being waged against science by the current administration.
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Many such wars have been waged in the past by kings and religions.
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And we know from those examples, science only happens at scale
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when we the people decide that it should.
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But this is why.
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What?
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Trundling
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horrors have been waged in the past by kings and religions,
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and we know from those examples science only happens at scale
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when we, the people, decide that it should.
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Like when Covid. You fucking bitch.
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So this is why I'm giving Tuesday, December 2nd, I'm choosing
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to lift up the American Association for the Advancement of Women.
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You might know them as the nonprofit
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that publishes this family of science journals, of which I'm a proud subscriber.
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But they also do a bunch of other stuff,
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including getting research funded and advocating for science based policy.
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But honestly, whether it's the IRS or some other nonprofit
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working tirelessly to undo this timeline that we all find ourselves in,
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Giving Tuesday is a great day.
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Like my timeline just fine.
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A lot of nonprofits are at risk of retaliation, defunding and dismantling,
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by the current administration
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just because their missions run contrary to its political aims.
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That's a dangerous trend.
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The executive branch should never be weaponized to quash this.
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Oh, my God, do. The irony is palpable.
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Do you take any fucking second to think that the administration
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that you apparently side with did the exact same thing four years ago
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and in opposition? That's un-American.
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So if you're able, let's put our money where your mouth is and support
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some nonprofits.
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Today I'm choosing science because, as Albert Einstein once said,
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all our science measured against reality, is primitive and childlike.
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And yet it is the most precious thing we have.
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Look, I'm no scientist as I am going right away, I,
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let's see from the verb trundle is the act of moving
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or rolling slowly, heavily, and often noisily, typically on wheels or rollers.
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You can also describe a clumsy, lumbering person
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or developing situation that drags on sluggishly,
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trundling.
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That's how I feel when I roll out that bed at all times.
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Yeah,
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come on, said
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all our science are against reality, is primitive and childlike,
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and yet it is the most precious thing we have.
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It might not be great,
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but it's the best we've got.
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It's definitely something we have.
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I don't think it's the best we got.
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It's the best we've developed so far.
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I agree with you, in part because, the funding,
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in order to get a grant to do science, you have to
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have the
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approval of the mainstream academic landscape.
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So, the, the entities
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funding these other government agencies and private
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or public, business.
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So if, if any of these entities have.
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An agenda,
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and you don't fulfill what they need done,
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then you're not going to get the money to do your science.
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Therefore, it is biased naturally because of the system itself.
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So we're not we're not getting our
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our full use out of science
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as long as the money backing it
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isn't,
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dedicated to whatever the end results are,
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regardless of what those results are,
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if they're only supporting one conclusion,
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then the test leading to
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that conclusion is not reliable.
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See? We're wrong.
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This.
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Well,
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regardless, it's still the best we got.
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It's not perfect, but we have figured out a lot of stuff.
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I've got a Carl Sagan.
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Cliff, I've got a, What's his ass?
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Let's think
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of our last clip of the show clip.
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Okay.
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I've also got,
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Oh, shoot.
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I lost my train of thought already, Richard.
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But along that,
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Richard Dawkins, it wasn't a good day.
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How was your day and how do you feel about Happy Memorial Day?
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I don't I don't try, try not to say Happy Memorial Day.
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Oh, because we're
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remembering the people that died in that battles over these.
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Yeah.
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So I'll say I'll say have a good weekend or have a happy
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holiday.
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I don't know, I haven't a day off.
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I made it out to the disc golf course.
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I even, got another interview.
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Same format as last week,
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but I got more than eight words out of my interviewer, my interviewee.
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Impressive. Most impressive.
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I too saw The Mandalorian. I'm so. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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That was not good.
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I'm going to say two things positive about it.
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Just because, you know, this is. Mind you, I'm trying to turn over a new leaf.
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I know it's a rant show.
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You have every right to be as negative as possible.
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Black Billy, all you want.
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Here's my two things.
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My two. $0.02.
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It started really strong opening scene, very similar.
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I mean, it's like Favreau copied it right out of the old Star Wars.
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It was fast.
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The opening scene was fantastic
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and it also didn't feel like two hours and ten minutes long.
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That's about all I can say. That was good, right?
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It did keep moving pretty well, but, at a certain point
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I was sick of CG monsters, right?
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Well, the problem with that, too,
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is it's so obvious that it was an eight season, eight episode season.
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Let me try to say that in the right order,
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so that I can convey some type of a message that somebody can understand
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eight episodes
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in a regular series that they they clearly just stuck together.
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It was like a video game.
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Each bought, each bad guy kept getting a little worse,
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a little harder, until they finally got to this.
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Sorry.
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Spoilers to The Snake Boss.
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Yeah, that whole vinyl thing.
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I'll hit it. Since Gary.
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Gary, what's the other guy's name? Since George.
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Clearly busy.
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Or no.
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Should we tell him that he's muted?
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You usually do that.
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I do draw. You're a mute.
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Have we gotten, messages
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from Luke and Brother?
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You know, it's Memorial Day.
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I think it's going to be a pretty, pretty chill, pretty short show.
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Probably not a lot going on.
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Okay.
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You know,
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no problem with you being in the.
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There isn't a dry.
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Should we play?
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Let's play.
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It's a garage.
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Okay.
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It's a garage
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for you, right.
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How does he people world.
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You know, where in the world is your car?
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Do you freak out the club?
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Because they do.
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I just on the outro, since you're very quick with the answer
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that to go go
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live in the world is moderator Dr.
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Drew.
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Yo general.
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Why is that sharing or the fuck away?
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So those are definition.
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Oh cool. North Carolina fireworks.
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I can't wait.
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Oh cool.
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Or is this gonna be the coolest show ever?
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Sorry, this is on YouTube.
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Can you wait till Rumble before you do that?
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Like the way the camera's framed,
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it looks like you're about to do something horrific.
00:26:17
What is he wearing? Camouflage. Right off.
00:26:20
Why would I light off fireworks?
00:26:22
Like. Like I'm celebrating something here.
00:26:24
I thought you guys already covered that part.
00:26:26
I you said happy, happy material day.
00:26:28
So I figured.
00:26:31
I figured you're going to go all in.
00:26:34
Yeah. Happy Memorial day.
00:26:36
Watch like a flag off. Fireworks.
00:26:38
The stupid thing. I could never do enough.
00:26:39
I can.
00:26:42
I just get into it.
00:26:43
Make our day.
00:26:45
It's a holiday.
00:26:45
You're allowed to till midnight.
00:26:48
I am, which is a.
00:26:50
I just heard fireworks go off.
00:26:53
That's me, my neighbor.
00:26:54
Now that's me.
00:26:57
And you can say to your neighbor.
00:26:58
But then that ruins the magic.
00:27:01
So, instead of staring
00:27:04
at your penis, let's, processes that person who undergo who?
00:27:09
A person who is undergoing a process is a process.
00:27:13
And if there's more than one person
00:27:14
who is undergoing a process, they would be processes.
00:27:18
Okay. See?
00:27:19
And then what about the process server fusion to the situation?
00:27:23
If you mispronounce the pluralization of the word process,
00:27:27
I'm lucky because,
00:27:29
scientific method is simply one process.
00:27:34
So I never actually had to.
00:27:36
Oh, that looks just like that door behind the camera.
00:27:42
The roll of door.
00:27:43
A garage door is like a closed door.
00:27:46
Crazy, right?
00:27:48
So like a garage door.
00:27:50
Are you in
00:27:53
a cabinet floor?
00:27:55
It's pretty crazy, but, it is pretty crazy.
00:27:59
But, no.
00:28:02
Oh. Wait,
00:28:05
is that just your garage at home?
00:28:10
You try this at home.
00:28:11
It literally says home right behind him, you idiot.
00:28:15
No offense
00:28:17
if I say you idiot and then follow it up with no offense.
00:28:19
That makes it okay, right?
00:28:20
It does. It makes it fine. And I can't read that.
00:28:23
I can't, I can't I don't know what you're talking about.
00:28:25
You're not home, bro.
00:28:27
Oh, it's it's home up there. Oh, mom.
00:28:29
Oh, it's grown right.
00:28:31
Almost home. Right. There's
00:28:34
it says home.
00:28:37
Well, yeah, but I figured it was home or homos
00:28:40
you like to see almost naked.
00:28:42
That's your business. Yeah.
00:28:44
Okay.
00:28:44
So the garage at home?
00:28:47
No, I'm not.
00:28:49
Definitely not.
00:28:50
Whose garage that the.
00:28:55
So what about Dick Dawkins?
00:28:56
Science. It works. Bitches.
00:28:59
Yes. Okay.
00:29:00
This was a mandela effect, as far as I can tell.
00:29:04
I saw it in the, television series Breaking Bad at some point,
00:29:08
the Jesse Pinkman character said science bitches.
00:29:13
Well, I think that might have been a culmination of something that happened
00:29:16
on that show and this quote from Richard Dawkins, planes
00:29:20
fly, cars drive computers can compute an inductive argument.
00:29:26
Computers compute if you based medicine on on science, you kill medicine.
00:29:31
If you base the design of planes on science, they fly.
00:29:35
If you base design of rockets on science, they reach the moon.
00:29:40
It works. Bitches.
00:29:46
Oh, my.
00:29:47
It's just
00:29:49
Richard Dawkins quote.
00:29:50
Very offensive.
00:29:53
It is.
00:29:54
I just love it.
00:29:57
You know, mute brain.
00:29:59
What are you eating?
00:30:00
The state of New York. Screw
00:30:03
those are tomorrow.
00:30:03
Barbecued New York strips.
00:30:06
No, I Barbara Burger, three of them
00:30:08
in Italian dressing.
00:30:11
Oh, no.
00:30:12
I'm gonna be cutting out like last week.
00:30:17
That was fun.
00:30:18
It's an audio show.
00:30:19
I'm going to just shake my head.
00:30:19
Answers for the rest of the show.
00:30:22
Okay, great. Perfect.
00:30:23
That will be fantastic.
00:30:25
Our processes are just coming along nicely.
00:30:29
Yeah.
00:30:29
So it's you're relying on,
00:30:33
outside, outside grants where your processes
00:30:38
and, not allowed to report
00:30:41
contrary results to, nerd assembly.
00:30:45
Just like the nerd screech.
00:30:46
Those ideas that would be supported by whoever's, funding you.
00:30:52
Are you really conducting true
00:30:55
science scientific experiments?
00:30:59
Oh, well, yeah, this stuff comes swayed double blind.
00:31:03
Yeah.
00:31:03
It's exactly supposed to be double blind, peer reviewed.
00:31:06
All that fun crap.
00:31:08
And that's why it works.
00:31:11
It doesn't work.
00:31:12
The system breaks down when, people who go
00:31:16
contrary to the.
00:31:21
Distributed
00:31:23
are shunned from the community.
00:31:27
Then we're not getting a fair and unbiased
00:31:31
presentation.
00:31:31
Those.
00:31:35
Vandals that science requires.
00:31:40
Oh, my God.
00:31:41
He was to open the door.
00:31:42
That's the door. Open.
00:31:44
I. Well, it sounds like science is over.
00:31:47
Now we're going to move on to you one.
00:31:48
I wanted to check on it.
00:31:50
I heard a noise outside and with to check, and I'm like, I'm just okay out there.
00:31:53
These punctuation marks exist.
00:31:55
But yeah, let's do it.
00:31:56
At the explanation, comma adds emphasis.
00:31:58
These are ones I've never heard of.
00:32:00
Shut. This is not real.
00:32:02
Stop with this.
00:32:03
This. We've gone too far.
00:32:05
It. Give me this punctuation. Brady
00:32:08
I'm starting to use new punctuation.
00:32:10
Come on, bring it on.
00:32:13
Like the right. It was.
00:32:14
It was there an X?
00:32:15
Is there an exclamation? Oxford comma.
00:32:18
Yes. The actual comma.
00:32:21
It's easy.
00:32:22
It's very easy.
00:32:23
The exclamation comma is used when you're using a series of exclamations.
00:32:29
Okay,
00:32:31
I like that.
00:32:31
Did you did you notice the other one?
00:32:34
It was a an acclamation. Yes.
00:32:39
The explanation comma adds emphasis mid-sentence.
00:32:42
The intro bang mixes a question and an exclamation.
00:32:45
The irony mark show some tarot bang that looks like a boob.
00:32:50
It's kind of like a an emoji.
00:32:54
The first emoji is a proper way to draw a heart.
00:32:57
The friendly period softens tone like add.
00:33:00
There's no such thing as a friendly period, but I like period ING.
00:33:04
Oh yeah, yeah,
00:33:05
was just point 30 point to show control and certitude, to show total confidence.
00:33:09
Others include servicing.
00:33:11
Wait a minute. Started you
00:33:14
what say you that, the certitude
00:33:16
which is absolute confidence is the cross certitude to show to.
00:33:21
Yeah.
00:33:21
That's, that was rhetorical questions.
00:33:24
Doubt.
00:33:25
These are all terms that come from a random basis.
00:33:29
Something that's not true.
00:33:33
No question. Comma.
00:33:34
And the snark mark used to signal a mocking or sarcastic.
00:33:37
You need that. What?
00:33:39
I mean, Mark.
00:33:40
Yeah.
00:33:41
Sounds like something you got to wash out of your underwear.
00:33:43
Oh, yes.
00:33:45
Marks exist.
00:33:49
Well,
00:33:49
that was totally interesting time that we will never.
00:33:54
Well, I want to I want to touch on grammar.
00:33:57
Punctuation.
00:33:59
I think I can, I can do it all in the under the one envelope English.
00:34:04
And then when you get to social studies, maybe you want to talk about politics,
00:34:10
but also history and, you know, social science story.
00:34:14
So there's several categories that be yes, my fingers on the button.
00:34:20
And, and when I let go, it's going to go from when you said grammar.
00:34:25
Is trying to leave me OpenRefine for free.
00:34:28
Let me know.
00:34:30
You hold that button for a while.
00:34:32
I do want, Well, I also want to cover math.
00:34:36
And, one of the topics in my
00:34:41
English
00:34:43
is going to be things pronounced differently
00:34:46
in the United States, as opposed to the rest of the English speaking world.
00:34:50
And one of those is the word math
00:34:53
is, since math is
00:34:55
is an abbreviation for the longer word
00:34:58
mathematics, which is also already plural.
00:35:02
Yeah, well, English speaking world, world
00:35:06
realizes the word
00:35:08
math and it gives them maths.
00:35:11
Yeah, I like math.
00:35:13
Yeah.
00:35:14
So, so we went from geometry to algebra to trigonometry.
00:35:20
And then in high school we did second algebra
00:35:24
and then calculus and then advanced.
00:35:28
We called it algebra. The second algebra.
00:35:35
I wish I knew what you said is probably interesting.
00:35:38
The university.
00:35:39
No wonder the University of Phoenix gave you what that scholarship.
00:35:44
All right.
00:35:46
But it is in the sense.
00:35:55
I give myself honorary degree.
00:35:59
This just in Kensington.
00:36:00
Stoney Creek Metroparks temporary closed after storm damage.
00:36:04
No timeline has been okay, so
00:36:06
I would fully reopen damage first grade,
00:36:10
and it is fully reopened.
00:36:11
And it is still dangerous out there.
00:36:14
A lot of trees came down.
00:36:15
Big ones.
00:36:17
The course is, George familiar with the, the swamp.
00:36:22
So it's not playable right now? Yeah. Dr.
00:36:25
draw is definitely familiar with the swamp hole.
00:36:29
You can't play over it.
00:36:30
He's got to be around it.
00:36:32
You can do all three of those things.
00:36:33
First of all, the key.
00:36:39
So if you were to release
00:36:41
a view or somehow to release a disc from the end of the tee pad, good release,
00:36:45
it would make a couple a couple feet into a fallen tree.
00:36:49
Okay, so this was, Scott by,
00:36:52
the Buckhorn this morning,
00:36:57
and yes, he's wearing a or.
00:37:00
Yeah, I was going to say transitioning not because of the hair,
00:37:02
but because of the rusher. Yes.
00:37:07
There is only one cast member of the Ledger Rants
00:37:10
live show that enjoys or appreciates the band rush.
00:37:14
And that is Brady.
00:37:17
We're here out at Stoney the Buckhorn, and,
00:37:21
I noticed the, the fall of Western civilization.
00:37:24
Have you been noticing signs of the same, sir?
00:37:27
Yes, sir. Yes.
00:37:28
Okay. This is going.
00:37:29
Yes. Right, you I know. Wait.
00:37:33
So the extra words you got out of them was just repeating. Yes.
00:37:36
You in some.
00:37:38
I interviewed names, sir.
00:37:39
Yes, sir. Yes, yes.
00:37:40
I asked him if he'd just gotten out of a Cambodian prison camp
00:37:44
because, I mean, how far do you want to go with this?
00:37:46
You want to be monetized?
00:37:48
Well, you want to talk about the, make Israel great again?
00:37:51
Do you want to talk?
00:38:05
The Jew did.
00:38:06
Should we save that rumble, or is that just.
00:38:09
He's just proposing
00:38:11
ideas.
00:38:12
He he's just mentioning topics.
00:38:14
It's not getting any of them.
00:38:15
Yeah, because, I mean, how far do you want to go with this?
00:38:18
You want to monetize monetized?
00:38:20
Well, you want to talk about it.
00:38:21
So for the record, we're not monetized.
00:38:24
YouTube needs this ridiculous threshold before you can be monetized.
00:38:29
Almost nobody can get there nowadays.
00:38:30
There will be not not many new creators.
00:38:32
Yeah, make Israel great again.
00:38:34
So you should join us over@rumble.com.
00:38:36
The greater outrage
00:38:39
I talked right over
00:38:41
it. Oh, well, I mean, how far do you want to go with this?
00:38:43
You want to be monetized?
00:38:45
Well, you want to talk about the, make it feel great again.
00:38:48
Do you want to talk about,
00:38:51
the great avoid out.
00:38:52
Let's, Yes. European.
00:38:54
This out of America in the West?
00:38:55
No, let's keep going on. Yeah.
00:38:58
Replacement theory for more. Billy.
00:39:01
We should get him on over on the Rumble side.
00:39:03
We can talk about all that stuff in there.
00:39:06
So I know he gets between us.
00:39:08
It's good right here.
00:39:09
There's more.
00:39:10
More billionaires, that the wages shared between us,
00:39:14
between the lower class and the upper class.
00:39:16
We isolated.
00:39:17
Yeah. There is a fall.
00:39:18
Nice.
00:39:18
It's all crashing.
00:39:22
It's not so.
00:39:22
Yeah, that was my earlier this week.
00:39:24
He, touched on some pretty big points there.
00:39:28
This touched on here.
00:39:29
Here's a little baker noodle.
00:39:32
I am so skeptical
00:39:34
right now that I think that it's the entire economy crashed.
00:39:38
Most people not only wouldn't change their lives, they wouldn't even notice it.
00:39:45
Interesting.
00:39:47
Because this one's a shambles already.
00:39:50
No, I just think because people are so on their phone,
00:39:52
as long as their phone is connected to the internet,
00:39:55
they're good.
00:39:55
I mean, they'll be like, oh, I don't have to work anymore.
00:39:57
Somebody is just going to pay for my welfare.
00:40:00
All right. I do.
00:40:02
That's the government.
00:40:02
That's the way the world is.
00:40:04
And my day to day life.
00:40:05
And I look at all these people on the phone
00:40:07
and I'm thinking, what's so important on there?
00:40:10
What's going on?
00:40:12
Here's an example.
00:40:14
In my real life, that not that that phone games are real life,
00:40:19
but we started doing Clash of Clans with Stephon, who passed 11 years ago,
00:40:24
and we kind of carried that over in the cloud for real.
00:40:26
Well, I used to have this, co-leader of my clan
00:40:30
that would kick the people that were inactive.
00:40:32
Now that guy is inactive.
00:40:34
Meanwhile, his wife is still active to this day.
00:40:38
And I wonder, wondering, kicking things I should do,
00:40:41
if anything, because I don't never kick the inactive.
00:40:44
So it's not like I'm going to kick this guy out.
00:40:46
What do you think I should do with this guy? Brady?
00:40:49
Everybody
00:40:52
else show everybody else the rat red button experiment
00:40:56
that we covered on the show.
00:40:59
That that they didn't stop the experiment.
00:41:01
They just changed the red button and the rat.
00:41:05
Yeah.
00:41:06
And they call it clash.
00:41:08
Supercell calls it, clash of whatever it says.
00:41:12
You just you just you pop up your phone,
00:41:14
you push a button a bunch of times, dopamine bling bling bling bling.
00:41:18
And then you put it in chains. You have it out yet?
00:41:20
This clan mate of mine that that bailed on me is Brady.
00:41:24
And. And the wife that is still active
00:41:26
is Brady's wife.
00:41:29
It's true.
00:41:31
She is my most reliable clan mate right now.
00:41:34
Yeah. You know, what do you do for my wife?
00:41:37
That's great.
00:41:38
I tell her that the way to win wars is to not do boat battles, but she's like.
00:41:42
But I love boat battles.
00:41:44
She does love battles. That's fine.
00:41:49
That's like saying.
00:41:50
So the only way to win the game is to cross the goal line.
00:41:52
But I like running off to the sideline.
00:41:53
All right then fine. Run off to the sideline.
00:41:56
Oh okay. Yeah.
00:41:58
You know like the the exercise in futility.
00:42:05
If it was just
00:42:06
her she's playing tennis or something by herself then that's fine.
00:42:09
All right thank yourself. But you're tanking the clan.
00:42:12
You know how I feel about girls don't do stuff, right?
00:42:14
We know that.
00:42:15
Come on. Whoa.
00:42:16
By the way, it doesn't happen very often.
00:42:20
It doesn't happen that often.
00:42:22
I exposed her to Igor, I whore.
00:42:26
I don't know what I learned,
00:42:30
by the way. By the way.
00:42:31
Oh, by the way, yeah, she was not very armed.
00:42:35
She was not real.
00:42:36
This was good. She didn't push.
00:42:41
Yeah.
00:42:44
Oh. Everybody.
00:42:49
Exactly.
00:42:50
You don't say.
00:42:55
Did you want to say that again?
00:42:56
Yeah, I know someone else else's whole. Who?
00:43:04
I mean, yes, we take you in someone else's home right now.
00:43:08
No, no, I'm not with the familiar drum kit in the background that is clearly yours.
00:43:13
And in your basement, I mean, I somebody else I replaced house
00:43:16
previously, so I replaced all the pads.
00:43:19
Those switches accident replace them.
00:43:20
I rewired them with solder and glue gun today.
00:43:25
No, no. Hey.
00:43:26
Playing the drums.
00:43:27
Half the drums went out today. That's not good.
00:43:29
Not good?
00:43:30
No. Oh.
00:43:33
Oh, no no, no.
00:43:38
So are we playing the game at all or not?
00:43:43
See what I did. Oh, boy.
00:43:45
Thank for for that.
00:43:47
Yeah. All that. Isn't that the same. Yeah.
00:43:49
No, you just could have said thanks, Brady.
00:43:51
But then you added a superfluous all that. So you're a hypocrite.
00:43:54
I don't take anything you say now for not being for granted.
00:43:58
Actually, thanks.
00:44:02
It's not,
00:44:04
Oh, that
00:44:06
was what I was thinking.
00:44:09
I said, are we playing the game?
00:44:11
So I got the.
00:44:16
Oh, whose garage is that?
00:44:19
Is it, is it worth.
00:44:20
Is the garage worthy of the game?
00:44:22
Is that what I'm asking?
00:44:24
I mean, there's was just in the background.
00:44:28
Was, oh, that's my,
00:44:30
my, that's my only I mean, you're in a garage.
00:44:34
Might ding ding the game. Oh my mom's.
00:44:37
Are we now going to guess where the garage is.
00:44:39
And so it's my mom's here.
00:44:42
Oh. So you're you're in the capital of North.
00:44:46
You're. No. He's up the capital, North.
00:44:48
Try to be free.
00:44:51
Clear.
00:44:52
Cuz they did say hello.
00:44:55
Did you find that way more bugs than you can
00:45:00
know?
00:45:00
Where in the world I heard it a little for your general
00:45:07
blood bag.
00:45:08
I'm right here.
00:45:08
Draw was invited to the round of disc golf today,
00:45:12
and, he gave us radio silence, as usual.
00:45:16
This is a science song.
00:45:18
I wasn't, but also, they have internet up here
00:45:21
now, so I don't have to drive to the lighthouse anymore.
00:45:24
Oh, they finally put in fiber up here, so.
00:45:29
As people get older, they need fiber.
00:45:31
Climate change denial is channel silent.
00:45:35
All are scientists.
00:45:37
They make me wanna walk into the objectively rising sea.
00:45:43
And he's fast.
00:45:44
And we're driving fence smashing funds for research.
00:45:49
She looks familiar.
00:45:50
So afraid of big old brains with higher degrees.
00:45:55
Pretty sure.
00:45:55
I'm pretty sure she's back.
00:45:59
Yeah, she just said higher ed degrees.
00:46:03
Which leads me to believe that with higher degrees,
00:46:07
you get.
00:46:08
But I,
00:46:14
Oh. It stopped, I read.
00:46:17
Yeah, exactly.
00:46:17
If they don't like the data in your graphs.
00:46:24
They'll just turn the lights out on.
00:46:26
You have
00:46:29
cool, zombified.
00:46:31
This, isn't it? Isn't it bad on both sides?
00:46:33
There's labs that are lying about what they're doing to get funding.
00:46:36
And then, I mean, because they would they'll do anything to get the funding.
00:46:39
Wouldn't wouldn't you?
00:46:39
If that's weird, livelihood wise, was to work on science.
00:46:44
I think that this,
00:46:49
c was anti-vaxxer quackery.
00:46:54
Hold on a second.
00:46:55
What does she mean by that?
00:46:57
Anti-vaxxer quackery.
00:46:58
So if anybody has concern for their children and would like to know
00:47:03
what they're putting in the vaccines, then they're just labeled anti-vax.
00:47:06
Now you got to ask yourself,
00:47:07
could that be a strategy to vilify anybody that has questions?
00:47:11
I mean, it could be.
00:47:13
I'm not saying that there's some people that are so far
00:47:14
the other side that they think that they're just crazy.
00:47:16
There's those there's a whole religion
00:47:18
that refuses to use any medical things because Jesus told them not to.
00:47:21
Fine. Yeah. Vilify, vilify those people.
00:47:24
You know what? For all we know, even maybe they're right.
00:47:25
I'm not going to vilify them. But you can.
00:47:28
But don't label anybody that has questions about loading up with vaccines.
00:47:35
D vaccine or quackery.
00:47:37
So public health sits on the shelf.
00:47:40
Bludgeon using control
00:47:43
and muzzled FEMA's employees
00:47:47
and canceled NASA's Goddard lease.
00:47:50
There's they muzzled doctors to had alternative treatments
00:47:56
I this is a medical show I we are not doctors
00:47:58
I did not know if those treatments work or not, but if I was sick,
00:48:03
I would like to have every option of treatment in front of me
00:48:06
to make an educated decision for my well-being.
00:48:08
After that, if you're hiding, if you have one cure or treatment
00:48:12
and you're hiding another cure or treatment, then you are evil,
00:48:16
are facing.
00:48:18
No, I think it's a it's a good life lesson. Call
00:48:23
course it's all of us.
00:48:24
They call the toll we should support small call.
00:48:29
Yes. Oh, it's up.
00:48:34
Do do you?
00:48:36
I mean, if you're if you're forced to use call, please use small call.
00:48:42
Yeah. Lately.
00:48:44
Well, we make a lot more trips with the wheelbarrow when you have small.
00:48:48
I've completely destroyed this woman's best and brightest heads.
00:48:52
Then.
00:48:56
Can we please listen?
00:48:59
The scientists and
00:49:02
credentialed.
00:49:03
Hold on. She rhymed
00:49:06
scientist with listen and.
00:49:09
And I'm listening. Yes.
00:49:12
Scientist and
00:49:14
listen.
00:49:15
Testing
00:49:17
credentialed experts.
00:49:19
It's that I get to hear it again.
00:49:22
Can we please listen?
00:49:25
The scientists and.
00:49:28
Oh, I forgot what she rhymed when I said she arrived to listen with scientists
00:49:32
and scientists and credentialed experts
00:49:36
instead of politicians we protect.
00:49:42
So in a perfect world, and I hate to just keep being realistic,
00:49:45
I would like both politicians, good politicians that actually represent me.
00:49:50
Not these fake ones that have their own class.
00:49:53
But if, I mean, if we just have scientists and they're just kind of going
00:49:56
to steer their way that I may object to or not have the same alignment.
00:50:00
So the scientists on one side and the politicians on the other
00:50:04
sounds like actually a good system.
00:50:06
If we actually audit and get rid of the corruption in both sides.
00:50:09
Oh yeah.
00:50:13
Yeah.
00:50:13
I mean, because politicians can regulate and watch the money
00:50:17
that goes to the scientists, obviously, you know, through committees,
00:50:20
I know right now it doesn't work
00:50:21
very well because they're all corrupt and get getting their own money,
00:50:24
right, due to the scientific method,
00:50:29
because it's our best and only way to keep ignorance
00:50:33
and fear and be in our position to understand the world.
00:50:39
Propaganda and brainwashing works too.
00:50:41
I mean, that's a horrible thing to say, but she said that's the only way to do it,
00:50:44
you know?
00:50:45
Yeah, you're right, it does. It does work.
00:50:48
You could use that, unfortunately.
00:50:50
I mean, I use propaganda
00:50:51
and brainwashing on my children when they were young, constantly
00:50:55
hopeful.
00:50:56
It was, you know, with good value, good lessons and whatnot.
00:50:59
But that's what all that shit is.
00:51:01
This is bribery.
00:51:03
Because you you don't know that.
00:51:05
I never used bribery.
00:51:08
I didn't like that
00:51:08
concept that now you do things for the sake
00:51:12
and intent of doing them, and the goodness or the badness of not doing it.
00:51:15
Not because you get a reward.
00:51:17
You're going to set yourself up for some bad times.
00:51:20
If you do that to your kids,
00:51:23
they'll always be chasing that dragon, if you know what I mean.
00:51:25
I place and and and the clash of Clans.
00:51:29
I didn't mean heroin. Oh, this is about. It took me. Please.
00:51:31
That's been my biggest businesses.
00:51:33
And the respect that they
00:51:37
deserve. Yay!
00:51:43
Thanks for all you do, guys.
00:51:45
Keep.
00:51:45
You know, thanks for all you do.
00:51:47
You're welcome.
00:51:48
Yeah, it's all we do.
00:51:50
And welcome to year four of Flat Dragons live.
00:51:54
Congratulations, guys.
00:51:56
It's really fun. Yeah.
00:51:59
Special to be proud of.
00:52:02
I think I celebrated all the other anniversaries on the wrong day.
00:52:06
I'm realizing, you know, four years later, I see the number 52.
00:52:10
And I think that's one.
00:52:13
So, I mean, honestly, I think I'm counting right.
00:52:16
But there has not been one fucked up on tonight.
00:52:21
You don't think 52 was the the last show
00:52:24
of our first year?
00:52:28
It was, I don't know.
00:52:30
I'm just saying I looked at 50 to 100 for
00:52:33
whatever we're at now or as long as the milestone.
00:52:37
No. 156, whatever we were last week.
00:52:40
Oh. Oh, okay. Yeah.
00:52:42
157 is the first show of the fourth year there for first show.
00:52:46
The rest of our season, it's been the third.
00:52:51
Yeah.
00:52:51
You say you guys ever you guys ever used Carfax?
00:52:58
Yes. On the one with the bugs.
00:53:02
Oh, yeah.
00:53:04
So this is this is a weird,
00:53:07
no brand Carfax style thing that I've been looking at cars for my son.
00:53:11
It says the OEM recommended services for 120,000 mile services.
00:53:16
Check.
00:53:16
Installation of drivers, floor mat.
00:53:20
Yeah,
00:53:22
I may have given oral sex to my son.
00:53:25
I just wanted to share that.
00:53:26
Well, seeing him in a car, him in a car.
00:53:28
Now I'm in a car after so many miles that the format's going to shift and adjust.
00:53:34
And you know, I but that is probably my only gayest act that I've ever done is
00:53:38
I may have given oral sex to my son.
00:53:43
But sexy means car,
00:53:46
right?
00:53:48
Anybody who flies
00:53:51
TSR this last week
00:53:53
has quietly started letting pass their weed.
00:53:56
I don't know what they mean by this,
00:53:59
because this has been a thing for quite some time now.
00:54:01
They just, you know, they're not the police.
00:54:03
They're not there to like it's and it's sort of you're leaving the weed
00:54:06
legal status quo. Oh, shit. You know, my bad.
00:54:08
I didn't know that was in there going through all that shit away.
00:54:13
But, Yeah, yeah.
00:54:16
So now you just want to get you for a little for a personal amount.
00:54:19
They're not.
00:54:21
They're like bringing a bunch of shit.
00:54:22
Yeah, but if you're just bringing that a little personal I don't like.
00:54:25
I've never once been asked.
00:54:27
Never once have they been like, what is that thing?
00:54:29
What are those devices?
00:54:32
Oh, we got there, sir.
00:54:33
Oh, what are those?
00:54:35
One of my laptop.
00:54:36
All they ever want to do is grab one of my laptops,
00:54:38
wipe it down with a thing, and then they, like,
00:54:39
put it in the thing and they go, no, there's no bomb material,
00:54:42
but they don't want all my laptops.
00:54:43
Like, I have laptops and different compartments.
00:54:45
And I've even told them there was another laptop over here.
00:54:47
If like, what you're looking for is laptops
00:54:49
and they're just like, no, I'll just take this one that's like, give us some.
00:54:53
They're definitely looking for the
00:54:56
yeah, the
00:54:57
audio, the, there's no can you take dildos under no dicks?
00:55:01
You always want dicks.
00:55:04
Oh, what what?
00:55:07
Yes. I love that green dildo.
00:55:10
Whoa,
00:55:12
that's too big.
00:55:14
You put one through my hair.
00:55:16
Oh, wait. What?
00:55:17
What are you saying? That's too big?
00:55:19
The things number one.
00:55:22
After the.
00:55:23
I love that green download off. You're like, oh, that's.
00:55:25
It's too big.
00:55:26
I can't put it all in at once.
00:55:29
Wait, what?
00:55:31
It's. I couldn't see it all on my screen.
00:55:32
I had this I had a can you give me a smaller one?
00:55:36
Yeah, I'll make my text smaller.
00:55:40
Number ten.
00:55:41
Okay, so speaking of things busting through the sky like a dildo.
00:55:46
Did you see Trump wants to put this, like McDonald's half golden
00:55:49
arch in the middle of Washington.
00:55:52
Well, let me tell.
00:55:53
Do it.
00:55:54
I have something about it.
00:55:55
It's just going to do it,
00:55:58
I lost it, you guys commissioning stuff,
00:56:03
It was some kind of joke about what you're going to do
00:56:06
when Donald Trump and all the Trump maniacs run
00:56:10
wild on you, brother.
00:56:16
Oh, well, it was a funny joke,
00:56:17
but I may not able to find it, so I'll just play the stupid story,
00:56:22
Okay. Was a great show.
00:56:24
Okay, the stupid story. Then.
00:56:25
For eight feet and two cows.
00:56:27
I know you guys read it.
00:56:28
This going to be a stupid story.
00:56:30
This better be stupid.
00:56:32
Otherwise, I'm
00:56:32
gonna put this there that President Trump wants to build here in Washington, DC.
00:56:36
Got one step closer to reality last week when the U.S
00:56:39
Commission of Fine Arts approved the design.
00:56:43
But not everybody's happy that the project is inching forward,
00:56:47
starting today and lasting until this Tuesday.
00:56:50
Project I got going here is inching forward also by the Lincoln Memorial.
00:56:54
Organizers are arguing that this 250ft arch has no business being built.
00:57:01
And that, quote, democracy's hold on, build,
00:57:04
hold on, it has some business being built.
00:57:06
Okay.
00:57:08
Washington is the center.
00:57:10
Let's say we need to call it some.
00:57:11
Let's call it our capital, just for shits and giggles,
00:57:13
because I can't think of another name to call it. Okay.
00:57:16
Shouldn't the capital be some type of a shining
00:57:21
star?
00:57:21
I don't you can have true beacon, whatever.
00:57:25
I'm that the gold arch is completely tacky.
00:57:28
I don't I don't like it, but I'm not the president.
00:57:31
I don't get to pick. I don't get to design it.
00:57:32
I have no say, no symbol of truth.
00:57:34
Justice in the American way.
00:57:37
I like how they use the same verbiage that that asshole wrote in the sand,
00:57:40
that 86, 45, they use that same type of shit
00:57:44
like, come on.
00:57:47
It's kind of funny.
00:57:49
I like how they ran out of black tape and then had to use blue tape
00:57:54
somehow when they ran out of blue tape, then they had to go get more black tape.
00:57:59
They call them
00:58:00
dumps, big memory dumps to living presidents.
00:58:03
End quote.
00:58:04
Just some context here.
00:58:05
The arch is not a done deal. Quite yet.
00:58:08
It is facing a lawsuit from a group of Vietnam veterans.
00:58:12
There are strong arguments that combat veterans
00:58:15
would need to approve this memorial being built.
00:58:18
So there's a family picture that proves this memorial.
00:58:23
Can I sure.
00:58:24
He was all jacked up at the beginning.
00:58:26
By the end, he was bathing as.
00:58:30
Look, they wanted to say, this is.
00:58:31
I like Gary's comment.
00:58:33
You're an American as far as I know, right?
00:58:35
Let me.
00:58:36
Yeah.
00:58:37
This says one nation under God.
00:58:39
It's the only thing it says.
00:58:41
How does that make you feel?
00:58:44
It dumbly repeats
00:58:46
an obviously wrong argument, but I'm fucking sick of hearing.
00:58:52
Nice.
00:58:53
Sabina.
00:58:56
He is about to do.
00:58:57
I mean, there's essentially your answer, right?
00:58:59
Right. I would have guessed right?
00:59:02
Yes. No. Yeah.
00:59:03
No, you shouldn't reference.
00:59:08
Is about No will be okay.
00:59:11
So, you know, there's always.
00:59:14
Let's look at this baseball
00:59:16
player in this situation.
00:59:18
Baseball
00:59:20
this look at this baseball, this baseball.
00:59:24
This never happened before.
00:59:27
It's to change you
00:59:30
come to the ballpark over something you've never seen before.
00:59:34
It's going to happen today.
00:59:35
Because on June 24th, while Toronto's catcher Danny Jansen was batting
00:59:39
against the Boston Red Sox, it started to rain hard.
00:59:42
Oh, they're going to wave him off now. Oh, boy. Here they go.
00:59:45
How hard did it rain.
00:59:47
Why it rained so hard
00:59:50
that, people in our audience
00:59:53
don't know that reference creation myth.
00:59:55
And we're going to go into a rain delay.
00:59:57
And since the rain never.
00:59:58
So they got a little rain delay seated on a later date.
01:00:01
But this is where it gets a reason. Because before the game,
01:00:05
I've never seen such a crazy thing.
01:00:08
So a baseball game started.
01:00:10
So he's in a little water, started coming from the sky
01:00:14
and they said, oh, we're going to get wet and I can't play in mud.
01:00:17
It's too dangerous.
01:00:18
We might say, like stopped because he's
01:00:22
I've never heard of such a thing that this is crazy.
01:00:24
What I'm looking scheduled to be continued.
01:00:26
Danny Jansen was traded from Toronto to the.
01:00:30
Is that who's playing okay?
01:00:32
Yeah.
01:00:33
He would become the first MLB player to play for both teams in the same game.
01:00:37
But you shouldn't be able to do that.
01:00:42
You should have to wait till the at least that
01:00:45
because it's a serious conflict of interest to go back.
01:00:49
What have you knew
01:00:49
you were going to get traded for those first four innings
01:00:51
and then contributed to the other team to win?
01:00:55
You can't make up trade this game.
01:00:57
I'm not saying somebody would cheat, but it's obvious.
01:01:00
Conflict of interest.
01:01:01
This is an even crazier situation because there was a pause
01:01:04
while Danny was batting for Toronto, and since Danny plays catcher,
01:01:08
he now technically had to catch for his own at bat when the game resumed.
01:01:12
So he's in the lineup today. That's the question.
01:01:14
While he's at the plate on he goes.
01:01:19
So here's the catch for his own at bat.
01:01:22
I don't like any sense.
01:01:24
It doesn't make sense.
01:01:26
They had to get one of the guys like a big or
01:01:28
not pinch. But it's a pinch runner.
01:01:30
And what do they call the pinch batter?
01:01:31
It's not a pinch bad pinch batter.
01:01:34
No, that was a waste of time.
01:01:35
They call it a DH designated hitter.
01:01:39
No, that's not it either.
01:01:40
No, I think you just have whoever replaced the best catcher.
01:01:45
Finish that at bat.
01:01:48
It still doesn't make it fair or make sense.
01:01:54
I did use anchorman.
01:01:56
Will Ferrell's character said
01:02:00
is anchor man, not anchor lady.
01:02:04
It's a scientific fact.
01:02:07
It may have been sham,
01:02:10
but it was by the character.
01:02:17
Did you get the clip?
01:02:18
Brady?
01:02:20
No. What? What are you doing?
01:02:22
Okay, I can I can call it up.
01:02:24
Anchor man clip.
01:02:26
Yeah, just like that.
01:02:29
Yeah. Scientific fact.
01:02:30
Yeah, just like that.
01:02:31
We'll we'll do it next.
01:02:34
If anchor man, not anchor lady.
01:02:40
Power wheels Barbie dream camper into a fully functioning
01:02:43
car inside a two gallon engine taken from an old power washer.
01:02:48
There's no ignition key. Really?
01:02:49
After with this lawnmower pole starter cord, I've always
01:02:52
kind of just had a niche for, like, building a John Deere lawnmower.
01:02:56
Once I started seeing how, gas prices were
01:02:59
and things like that, I was like, you know what?
01:03:01
I'm gonna start making little mini cars.
01:03:03
And this is just one of them that I on a high tower says the current weight.
01:03:09
So is is
01:03:11
the the solution to him
01:03:14
having to pay for gas in his car is to pay for gas in his car.
01:03:20
Correct?
01:03:21
It is anchor man, not anchor.
01:03:25
But that is a scientific fact.
01:03:28
It was champ.
01:03:31
On the mat is a scientific fact.
01:03:36
But let my man continue here, okay?
01:03:39
Have pulled up
01:03:42
for it.
01:03:42
Harder than any other in recent memory.
01:03:45
A little mini car is.
01:03:46
And this is just one of them that I kept as my personal creation.
01:03:49
High tower says the current fuel crunch
01:03:51
has hit harder than any other in recent memory,
01:03:53
and made him turn his hand to this unique mode of travel.
01:03:56
He says that filling up his usual minivan,
01:03:59
I'm surprised he's not okay.
01:04:00
So over High Tower, being in that little mini
01:04:03
Barbie car is kind of funny because in Police Academy,
01:04:06
Hightower had to take his driving exam, but they had to rip up the front seats
01:04:10
and he sat in the back because Hightower is such a big black dude
01:04:14
that he wouldn't fit in a little tiny Barbie car there.
01:04:18
Yeah,
01:04:20
he got it.
01:04:23
Harder than any other in recent memory
01:04:25
and made him turn his hand to this unique mode of travel.
01:04:28
He says that filling up his usual minivan can cost up to $60.
01:04:32
Well, compared to my regular car, this usually takes about,
01:04:35
I don't know, maybe like $3 max to fill it up, depending on how the gas is. Now.
01:04:39
My guess is that like five,
01:04:42
do we not have any correlation of size of tank like
01:04:47
if they said it was a two and a $5
01:04:51
save, it was mad money.
01:04:52
The reason is yeah, the reason it's $60 to fill up
01:04:55
the tank is because the tank is that much fucking bigger.
01:04:58
Like have a dumb ass.
01:04:59
What part of a full tank?
01:05:01
What part of a full tank don't you understand?
01:05:04
I mean, he's got nothing.
01:05:06
He's not having a radio.
01:05:07
He's not having air conditioning.
01:05:09
And so it's like you can just shut those things off.
01:05:11
You don't have to drive with all those extra.
01:05:14
I don't think he's actually saving money.
01:05:15
And actually, he's driving this thing on the sidewalk.
01:05:18
It's a motorized vehicle.
01:05:19
So in order to drive it street,
01:05:22
that is really where.
01:05:26
I'm sorry.
01:05:27
He's at this point is invalid
01:05:30
dollars a gallon when you really think so?
01:05:32
Two gallon tank. So.
01:05:34
Oh, my God, I didn't even think about it like that. No.
01:05:37
How some of you are.
01:05:38
Obviously we have to know what the mileage is.
01:05:40
O'Malley Hightower, I would like to thank you for
01:05:44
driving around with power washer motor.
01:05:53
Yeah.
01:05:54
No, I think there's a weight to motor ratio.
01:05:57
I mean, I'll drive around. No man is like.
01:05:59
They're, like, overestimating the complexity there
01:06:02
because, again, that's a motorized vehicle and he's driving it on the sidewalk.
01:06:05
That's illegal.
01:06:06
So he's going to get a ticket and he can't drive it on the sidewalk.
01:06:08
So he needs to drive it on the street.
01:06:09
So in order to drive it on street, he needs headlights, tail lights,
01:06:13
turn signals, and it needs to be a registered vehicle with the state.
01:06:17
So that's going to be a problem, too.
01:06:19
So you know as much money as he's saving, I don't again, it just doesn't pan out.
01:06:25
I don't
01:06:26
know your argument that you can't drive the Barbie dream car ever.
01:06:30
Like there's no point in having a toy car.
01:06:32
And that can't be right.
01:06:34
I think the golf cart, if it goes under sun
01:06:38
mile an hour, is
01:06:41
golf carts have to go on the street.
01:06:43
Anything motorized technically has to go in the street.
01:06:47
I know you're not allowed to drive a golf cart down the sidewalk,
01:06:49
so if I want to cut my grass in these these these e-bikes are an issue.
01:06:54
My lawnmower has a minor.
01:06:56
Can you milk it?
01:06:56
Yeah. Yes.
01:06:58
You can milk your mower.
01:07:00
No you can.
01:07:01
So I have to ride I have to I have to ride my lawnmower in the street.
01:07:05
How am I going to cut the grass exactly.
01:07:09
Mow the street.
01:07:10
Mow the pavement.
01:07:13
Is it now, if gonna have law and order.
01:07:15
America's number one strawberry brand is directly
01:07:19
tied to cancer.
01:07:22
Hold on a second.
01:07:24
Is that he gets that slow, sarcastic squirt.
01:07:27
Yes, I heard about this.
01:07:30
And yes, I heard about this.
01:07:32
Is it now.
01:07:33
It has now become America's number one strawberry brand is.
01:07:38
You tell me something agricultural.
01:07:40
I know he's seeing somebody else's video.
01:07:42
Somebody else's reaction video. He's.
01:07:44
He couldn't even find the original video.
01:07:46
He had to take a reaction because somebody else.
01:07:48
Where do you react?
01:07:49
The reaction was shocked.
01:07:50
Even the reaction video
01:07:52
was a shitty reaction video, because all the bit you're doing is going,
01:07:56
it's like, this is a reaction.
01:07:58
You need to have a commentary, commentary on it.
01:07:59
You have to you have to have
01:08:01
at least a commentary on it, even if you're just copying Lee.
01:08:05
Wait for what he says to the kid eating the strawberry.
01:08:07
That's not right.
01:08:10
You know what?
01:08:10
I don't know how to write strawberries.
01:08:13
I think I like them by his name.
01:08:16
Do you ever see the thing where they put them in, like saltwater and shit?
01:08:19
All the worms crawl out of them?
01:08:22
No, I'd like to see that, though.
01:08:23
Yeah, we'll look at that next.
01:08:25
Driscoll, which controls one third of all.
01:08:27
You close your mouth, sweetheart.
01:08:29
I like, look like a trout stream.
01:08:31
Berries get sprayed with up to 371 chemical pesticides.
01:08:36
The number here, it's horrible.
01:08:39
I those those weren't even strawberries.
01:08:41
Anyone likely refers
01:08:42
to the total number of pesticides approved for use across all of agriculture.
01:08:46
This is like,
01:08:48
isn't it?
01:08:49
When they couldn't meet those, they just simply raised the amount allowed thing.
01:08:56
A man going out for a day could be sprayed with up to 10,000 different
01:09:00
brands of Cologne. Chances are he was only using one.
01:09:04
Unless of course, he's
01:09:05
French before it ever reaches your family's table.
01:09:09
Need to be less concerned with pesticides.
01:09:10
More concerned with that unripe strawberry you're feeding that baby, you're coating
01:09:14
your children's strawberries in mosquito spray and marketing them as organic.
01:09:18
That's not happening.
01:09:19
Nearly every U.S.
01:09:20
strawberry begins as a lab engineered clone.
01:09:23
They're not lab engineered, but they are clones.
01:09:25
As we go, strawberries reproduce themselves through things called
01:09:28
runners, which are long, horizontal stems that grow out of the runners and produce.
01:09:32
Yeah, anybody who knows weed knows that genetically identical to the runners.
01:09:38
It's for a 45 degree angle.
01:09:41
Like their normal brain.
01:09:41
It's got a 90 degree angle.
01:09:44
The in-between ones are the runners.
01:09:47
The more you know we got a runner like that.
01:09:55
The exact same chemical found in paint preservatives.
01:09:58
Captain, is a fungicide applied to soft vegetables, fruits and ornamental flowers.
01:10:02
It's classified by the EPA as a potential carcinogen.
01:10:06
However, strawberries are not blanketed in
01:10:08
any fungicide, pesticide, insecticide, or any chemical because chemicals
01:10:13
are in credibly expensive, submerged or in the fungicide.
01:10:16
That's allowing three separate groups.
01:10:18
You're like a professional strawberry guy.
01:10:21
If anything, I just know the because it's a car or
01:10:25
or sits in his echoey apartment and talks like South McFarland's characters.
01:10:30
So out of any other show, I wouldn't be, talking about garage.
01:10:34
I mean, whatever you said his echo is.
01:10:38
Yeah, he's just Google the gray eyes telling him
01:10:40
AI is just a garage, a corporation conglomerate.
01:10:44
That's some back.
01:10:46
Big fruit is just telling him we don't.
01:10:48
We don't use that much pesticide. It's fine.
01:10:50
The flesh where we heard this.
01:10:52
Submerged in chemicals deep into the flesh.
01:10:54
Stroke before then, some sodium hypochlorite,
01:10:58
searing light coming in very easily.
01:11:01
Yeah. Very easily.
01:11:02
They're not submerged in anything.
01:11:04
They're sprayed for 1 to 2 weeks.
01:11:05
During the initial growth phases, one strawberries are harvested.
01:11:08
They are immediately
01:11:09
sorted and cooled and left unwashed, specifically to extend shelf life.
01:11:14
Those berries then get bleached in chlorine.
01:11:16
No, they dump sealed inside plastic so thoroughly that no amount of rinsing
01:11:20
can remove the residue.
01:11:22
Rinsing easily removes the residue.
01:11:24
Nearly one third of the strawberries tonsils scanned came back positive for.
01:11:28
By entering a chemical that has been directly linked to cancer.
01:11:31
Most chemical insecticides and pesticides are classified as class
01:11:35
C possible human carcinogens,
01:11:36
which is why you're supposed to spray them and wash them before you eat them.
01:11:40
Scan what your children are eating before they take another bite.
01:11:43
Comment C to scan any food for free.
01:11:46
Of course, you're using hysteria driven marketing to promote an app.
01:11:50
It's all coming together.
01:11:52
Here's the only conspiracy you need to worry about.
01:11:54
We use insecticides, fungicides, pesticides, and other chemicals to make
01:11:58
food available and affordable to eat so you don't have to grow it yourself.
01:12:01
And the trade off is you're going to have to rinse your food off.
01:12:05
It's really not that hard. Yeah, that.
01:12:10
Yeah.
01:12:10
That's right
01:12:13
I guess let's go back to draw thinking this guy's McFarland.
01:12:17
I didn't really I didn't realize my my microphone in it for my money.
01:12:21
I didn't realize I wasn't talking to my microphone.
01:12:22
I in my headphones all the time.
01:12:25
Thank you, Brady, for calling me on my shitty audio.
01:12:27
Finally, you should have said something a long time ago, y'all come on now.
01:12:32
It's your fault, not mine. Yours.
01:12:35
I'm okay with that.
01:12:36
I've made a career and accepting responsibility for other people's fuckups.
01:12:40
I mean.
01:12:45
So maybe this guy isn't imitating Seth MacFarlane.
01:12:48
He's just playing a character that he sees fit.
01:12:52
Or possibly the Seth
01:12:53
MacFarlane is such an influence that, it
01:12:59
it is part of a conglomeration of characters he's trying to portray.
01:13:07
I don't know, maybe he's trying to sound like Seth MacFarlane characters.
01:13:10
You know, think that. I don't see what you're saying.
01:13:13
I don't think to mimic Seth MacFarlane in any way.
01:13:17
You don't think Seth MacFarlane is.
01:13:18
Characters don't like this at all.
01:13:21
I, I do, however, I don't think he had those
01:13:26
in the forefront of his thinking when he created this character.
01:13:29
No, he wasn't under.
01:13:30
He's a big fan of family Guy and American Dad, and everything else.
01:13:35
I think.
01:13:35
I bet you 100% that he's a that's where he gets it
01:13:38
from.
01:13:42
I don't think it's a direct ripoff.
01:13:43
I think it's an honest no.
01:13:44
I'm pretty sure similar. It's a big rip.
01:13:47
Yeah.
01:13:48
Stan, I know, I know what you think, and I'm telling you, you're probably wrong.
01:13:54
We might not even find
01:13:55
the truth out about this, but.
01:13:58
And I'm sure I'm wrong.
01:14:00
If he went up to the.
01:14:01
If he went up to any family guy or American Dad fan,
01:14:05
and you talked like this, they'd go, oh, that's from the show.
01:14:09
Thank you.
01:14:09
Yeah. Who who is it?
01:14:10
I don't watch that show.
01:14:12
Seth MacFarlane.
01:14:13
I am a fan.
01:14:14
American. Dad.
01:14:15
It's perfect because we can't nail.
01:14:17
We can't absolutely nail their notes.
01:14:20
Yeah. Ellen. Whatever.
01:14:21
Four years of putting them in my mouth.
01:14:23
There was what, on them?
01:14:26
I know way I put it on his book.
01:14:32
I love strawberries.
01:14:33
I got me some strawberries out here,
01:14:37
apparently.
01:14:38
Yeah, you can do it yourself, which I did.
01:14:40
Just get his.
01:14:42
Yeah, he'll tell you.
01:14:42
Baking soda and baking soda.
01:14:45
Strawberries in this bowl.
01:14:47
He said baking soda. It's just the seeds.
01:14:49
But I'm from the north, so we say baking soda black.
01:14:53
They're like a tan yellow.
01:14:55
Now.
01:14:56
Strawberries should be red.
01:14:57
What the fuck is he talking? Soda.
01:15:00
The seeds.
01:15:02
Oh, the seeds. Oh!
01:15:07
I'm so much too much vinegar.
01:15:11
I'm surprised he calls them black and the N-word.
01:15:14
All right.
01:15:17
Well, my goodness,
01:15:18
we do have an Edward clip later, a teaser teaser for the Rumble side.
01:15:22
Rumble on the rumble in.
01:15:26
There's little black specks everywhere.
01:15:27
Yeah, when you zoom in, they're little tiny larvae.
01:15:33
Oh, that's a.
01:15:38
They're not all bugs, but.
01:15:42
Oh, that's good news.
01:15:42
They're not all bugs.
01:15:43
That actually makes me feel worse.
01:15:45
What is the other. Oh, yeah.
01:15:48
Oh, we're concerned about the ones that aren't bugs and they're moving.
01:15:51
They're moving.
01:15:52
That's the best part.
01:15:53
They're moving
01:15:55
their movement.
01:15:57
That that bugs.
01:16:01
We didn't show them.
01:16:02
Very good. There's a better video.
01:16:05
There's a way better video.
01:16:07
Yeah. Let's find a better video and watch that one.
01:16:12
For herself.
01:16:13
Let's play it.
01:16:14
I read that you should wash strawberries in four parts water and one part right.
01:16:20
Vinegar.
01:16:21
So I left the strawberries in the bowl.
01:16:23
Okay. 40 minutes, one of them.
01:16:25
And then I came back and I fish amount
01:16:28
and what is this?
01:16:31
At first I thought these were seeds that have come off.
01:16:34
The strawberries are floating around.
01:16:35
But then I zoomed him and no.
01:16:43
I cannot zoom in on the video, but that's a good that that's on the screen.
01:16:47
Let me make that big on the screen.
01:16:54
Those are in your strawberries.
01:16:59
Wow. Those are what you blipped out.
01:17:01
And it's.
01:17:02
I don't like you said the end.
01:17:02
Or to be honest.
01:17:05
Am I here?
01:17:06
I don't think I made those safety.
01:17:10
Safety?
01:17:11
Don't you just need those?
01:17:20
I think those are just fine.
01:17:24
I love strawberries.
01:17:26
I'm not going to stop looking at the creepy crawlies.
01:17:30
Brady, why are we watching the.
01:17:34
There we go.
01:17:35
Much better. Who? That was weird.
01:17:39
I went through, like, a different dimension.
01:17:40
There was a portal.
01:17:41
I saw my dead grandma. Fuck!
01:17:44
Oh, wow.
01:17:47
So sorry.
01:17:48
Sorry, grandma.
01:17:49
Give me the thing.
01:17:50
Brady.
01:17:54
So, Grace.
01:17:57
I had a whole thing about the enhanced game, but I started watching.
01:17:59
It was really boring.
01:18:00
Did you guys check out the enhanced games?
01:18:01
Everybody participating is on steroids.
01:18:05
Oh, that's the thing there.
01:18:07
That's what it was. So speculative.
01:18:09
Start started yesterday.
01:18:11
Started today. Oh.
01:18:14
What was the third out of the watched the live casts.
01:18:17
What are the games.
01:18:19
Oh I have to sign in for that.
01:18:21
I was like, I saw weightlifting, which was so boring.
01:18:24
I assume there's like running.
01:18:26
It's like the Olympics,
01:18:28
but everybody's just so okay.
01:18:30
We don't have to cover that.
01:18:31
Check it out.
01:18:31
It's, in here, so we can't watch it.
01:18:35
No. So that was kind of interesting.
01:18:37
So the first day I was watching it.
01:18:38
Now when I went back to the games, I went to watch the live cast.
01:18:40
It wants me to sign in and create
01:18:42
this whole fucking account, which I'm just not in there.
01:18:44
Just some highlights on YouTube or some shit, probably.
01:18:48
But I don't have ready no.
01:18:50
Well.
01:18:52
I'll find it.
01:18:54
We'll keep it moving.
01:18:55
Let's go to another sport. Tebow highlights okay.
01:19:00
Tebow.
01:19:01
The Knicks are meeting the Cavs right now.
01:19:03
Oh, we were going to play a game.
01:19:04
So I thought the game was over.
01:19:06
Which one of the three of us brought the ball
01:19:10
clip?
01:19:11
I didn't know nobody.
01:19:14
The one the tennis rate's number one.
01:19:17
It's it's the T-Rex walk.
01:19:20
I love the T-Rex stomp.
01:19:23
I got some tennis balls.
01:19:26
That's weird.
01:19:26
I got a T-Rex song for my niece's birthday.
01:19:31
Is it?
01:19:32
Oh, okay. This is.
01:19:35
Oh, come on.
01:19:38
Nice. I always wonder why that.
01:19:40
Now I would watch baseball if you could do that.
01:19:45
Yeah.
01:19:45
Oh, he didn't do it.
01:19:48
Well, he just did it so
01:19:52
he didn't hold on to the ball. So he's safe.
01:19:54
Just keep running the direction he came.
01:19:56
He doesn't even have to go first.
01:19:57
He can go directly to second. It looked like.
01:20:00
Oh yeah.
01:20:01
No, no.
01:20:03
Oh nice. Come off.
01:20:05
Yeah.
01:20:06
Wait a minute I he even so I know the bat flip pisses off baseball players.
01:20:11
What would they think about a cartwheel.
01:20:13
Oh, right. Exactly.
01:20:14
Just name a mistake.
01:20:18
This guy's the dancer.
01:20:20
Oh, come on, let's dance. Eddie.
01:20:23
I mean, Jose, you can run anywhere you like.
01:20:27
You can.
01:20:28
Okay, good.
01:20:29
Because I love the dinosaur march.
01:20:32
That would confuse people if you just ran to third.
01:20:34
So you just got to say, hey, it's.
01:20:35
You got to get around the bases back to home.
01:20:37
It didn't say you have to go. No, I mean that.
01:20:39
I mean, yeah, you can run anywhere you like.
01:20:41
That way you don't win, but you can still do it.
01:20:45
You're right.
01:20:46
I saw what this reminds me of me play.
01:20:49
I never really crazy.
01:20:51
Oh, let me do the dinosaur.
01:20:55
Let me do that for.
01:20:58
Oh, right here.
01:21:03
His name is Forrest.
01:21:04
Jasper. Yes.
01:21:06
Because he's so terrible.
01:21:07
Here it is, baby. Right.
01:21:09
There it is.
01:21:10
That is so wrong, bruh.
01:21:13
Look, did you see the T-Rex?
01:21:17
Yeah.
01:21:17
And I also, it's nice to say that because the guy hit the T
01:21:21
there rather than the ball. Ready.
01:21:23
Why are we watching this now?
01:21:25
That was a game.
01:21:25
I said it is.
01:21:26
I love t ball I like children. Yeah we know.
01:21:29
Yeah.
01:21:30
You're not supposed so does that count if you're like,
01:21:32
legally not supposed to go around children or whether within 500ft.
01:21:35
What is it?
01:21:36
Are you allowed to, like, still entertain videos of children or are you not video?
01:21:40
Of course, of course you are.
01:21:42
They're not real children. Okay, I think it's okay
01:21:46
as long as they're not real children.
01:21:49
So if you if you are not allowed
01:21:53
to be around sandwiches, are you allowed to be around videos of sandwiches?
01:21:56
You made me a sandwich.
01:21:58
Well, here.
01:22:03
I got I got a play right here.
01:22:06
I've always said that, you know, you guys know I love a good sandwich.
01:22:10
Okay.
01:22:11
Cheese.
01:22:12
It's no longer a grilled cheese.
01:22:14
It's. No. That's true.
01:22:16
Why is it that I grew up cheese hopping and then smashed
01:22:20
where the patty itself is 20% of the mass, and it still remains a burger.
01:22:25
But even I've been to my grilled cheese.
01:22:28
Imagine being turned into a different species.
01:22:31
If I took an egg sandwich and added some kale,
01:22:34
would it still not be called an egg salad sandwich?
01:22:37
Yeah it would, yeah,
01:22:38
but I guess the grilled cheese just has different is a sandwich not a sandwich.
01:22:42
And it's these cheese.
01:22:44
It's it's good sandwich.
01:22:47
Sandwich. The second egg salad sandwich.
01:22:49
He said sandwich
01:22:51
in my second
01:22:53
best critics.
01:22:54
You said egg salad sandwich.
01:22:57
He said oh.
01:22:58
Which, we end up talking about Judaism a lot.
01:23:02
A lot of people here do Judaism.
01:23:05
Like it's the study of Judy Judaism.
01:23:09
It's Judaism.
01:23:11
And then the Hill of Samaritans with an argument
01:23:13
that Judy is built on a mountain of lies
01:23:17
because grilled cheese isn't even actually grilled cheese on my mouth.
01:23:20
Always has been and always will be.
01:23:22
Pan fried, pan fried, not grilled.
01:23:26
Hey, get fried cheese sandwich, please.
01:23:30
Right to Mount Rushmore of sandwiches.
01:23:36
The one thing about Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
01:23:40
It is just, oh, they're not for
01:23:43
let's see.
01:23:44
Oh my God, you can they pick the name.
01:23:47
Number one is Texas Toast.
01:23:52
I don't see a BLT on Texas toast.
01:23:54
I like the best toast.
01:23:58
I'm a big fan of
01:24:00
the grilled cheese.
01:24:01
Or is it considered a Reuben?
01:24:04
Yeah. If you pick anything up, it's.
01:24:06
I mean, so there's. I'll do it.
01:24:08
Let me do it.
01:24:08
Because you guys are idiots.
01:24:09
Okay, so there's a grilled cheese,
01:24:10
then there's a grilled cheese, then there's a grilled cheese.
01:24:12
And then you'd have maybe cheese that's grilled.
01:24:16
If you add anything other than what you just said
01:24:19
or a grilled cheese toast.
01:24:22
Texas changed the bread to toast.
01:24:24
But this point is you can add anything you want it to a burger
01:24:29
and still a burger.
01:24:30
Add anything to a grilled cheese.
01:24:31
It's no longer grilled cheese.
01:24:33
Speaking of personae, best for some of my best.
01:24:37
Grilled cheese was made with the reversed, hamburger bun.
01:24:42
He made one. So,
01:24:45
there's one song on SoundCloud, not rap.
01:24:49
You had one thing grilled cheese.
01:24:54
So you drink one beer,
01:24:55
you're not an alcoholic, and you make one song on SoundCloud.
01:24:59
You're not a rapper.
01:25:00
But I say, chef is the word you were looking for.
01:25:03
Well, I pick out my teeth, removing the pesto and peppers
01:25:07
and beef as I get ready to add more ingredients to the pan
01:25:11
and you can try the words grilled cheese from my core.
01:25:14
So I disagree though I think you can put both bacon
01:25:17
and tomatoes on a grilled cheese and it still remains a grilled cheese.
01:25:20
Maybe like grilled cheese deluxe, right?
01:25:24
What about mustard? Oh, that's so good.
01:25:26
But it's wrong. Can you put mustard on a grilled cheese?
01:25:30
Nope.
01:25:31
There is no longer grilled cheese.
01:25:33
There is the grilled cheese and mustard, but no,
01:25:36
that grilled cheese does not have enough butter.
01:25:38
It's way too done.
01:25:41
I happy about that.
01:25:42
It's a little burned.
01:25:44
All the cheese is coming out one side, so that left side
01:25:46
is gonna be dry.
01:25:50
I'm not impressed with this grilled cheese.
01:25:58
Homemade
01:25:59
rustic feel.
01:26:04
They're just.
01:26:08
Soggy ingredients.
01:26:15
I have no idea what you said.
01:26:16
That's destroying. Now.
01:26:20
Oh. You know.
01:26:21
No, no, you make your sandwich.
01:26:25
Or if a sandwich is.
01:26:27
What is it? Was you a fix or fact? Sandwiches.
01:26:29
Stupid stuff.
01:26:30
You guys heard that?
01:26:31
Stephen Colbert ended his show last Thursday.
01:26:35
No more late.
01:26:36
Saw Kobe if I didn't know.
01:26:40
So I loved him as the fake Republican after the Jon Stewart
01:26:43
Daily Show from way back when. Yep.
01:26:45
Well, on Friday, he appeared on Got his bullet to his books.
01:26:50
He appeared on Only in Monroe
01:26:52
for the first time in 11 years, unshackled from the CVS
01:26:55
fucking vaccine propaganda bullshit, which we will see later and rumble
01:27:00
because I can't see it here, but I just got a he there.
01:27:03
Yeah. Joe fellatio.
01:27:05
And you interviewed a very unique sandwich.
01:27:06
Good. In the questionnaire. The sandwich.
01:27:09
Okay. That's what we said about sandwich.
01:27:11
Make a sandwich together.
01:27:12
It is a delicious, tasty, meaty,
01:27:16
turkey filled, cold cut cod gumbo.
01:27:20
Let's go.
01:27:20
Gonna be so out of that place.
01:27:23
Yeah.
01:27:24
This is a very nice.
01:27:26
Hello. No place on the block? No.
01:27:31
What?
01:27:32
I think you saw it off camera in a video or something.
01:27:34
Was that, Jack white?
01:27:37
Oh, right.
01:27:42
Have you ever.
01:27:43
Okay, so what I wanna know before we get into this.
01:27:45
Is this your own story? Toss that box.
01:27:48
There was a day when there was nothing else, and I said, what can I concoct?
01:27:50
I'm like, just, I don't want to break up the hype.
01:27:54
It's like, okay, know
01:27:57
I like the Jiffy Creamy mainly because of the name Chip sponsor.
01:28:00
So we got to eat bread, be bread. Okay.
01:28:01
And that's a generous dollop. Yeah. You know what a whole that is.
01:28:03
And I just I don't want to have you here, but I want to go creative.
01:28:05
The sandwich. I got a quarter inch. Yeah.
01:28:08
Needed the sandwich.
01:28:09
So now you're going around with these, he's
01:28:11
not only the first person to create a sandwich. He's the first white
01:28:15
male to create a sandwich.
01:28:18
Well, we talked. I did a play once on Broadway.
01:28:19
Wow. And we're eating something, and
01:28:23
everything was always that.
01:28:24
I was gonna drop in a fork, and typically I look at him.
01:28:27
No, I don't, but that's racist. Somehow.
01:28:30
No. So second or two.
01:28:31
Or is ruffles sour actual history?
01:28:34
Why? They don't know they were in the drawer okay.
01:28:35
And we all there that
01:28:38
peanut butter sour cream I help handle handful
01:28:42
I hate so over them
01:28:44
and you just, you know get on the peanut butter.
01:28:47
Oh yeah I know I hate it already lunch.
01:28:49
But now I'm going. Well, I probably need something.
01:28:51
This is all right.
01:28:51
Yeah. And so then I'm going, well, here's sweet baby Ray's.
01:28:54
That's why this was in the fridge. That's it,
01:28:57
I was I was.
01:28:57
This segment is brought to you by Sweet Baby Ray's.
01:29:00
Okay.
01:29:00
Nothing is more sweeter than sweet
01:29:04
because this is there's a sweet. There's a sour white.
01:29:05
No, you did this. Oh, you have the fact. Yeah. Now, you could have.
01:29:08
We even had a microwave. We could, you know, warm it up. That's gonna be.
01:29:10
We don't have a microwave. Don't have to do that.
01:29:12
Okay, now you get it.
01:29:14
But we have microwave here. No. Okay. Wait.
01:29:16
I'm sorry.
01:29:17
Do we do it?
01:29:17
Sounds like it took Jeff Daniels all the way to later adulthood.
01:29:22
Okay, I cook like a teenager. Yeah.
01:29:25
So much like. Yeah, like a bath.
01:29:28
This is more like a.
01:29:29
It's almost as if he was famous enough to never have to cook his own meal.
01:29:32
And then finally he, like, kind of ran out of avenues
01:29:35
and, he had to start cooking his own meals,
01:29:37
and he's like, hey, what if I just, like, grab this?
01:29:39
You put it in that, you. I have no idea how to cook.
01:29:43
Yeah, yeah they do.
01:29:45
What have I done with my life to get here?
01:29:48
Yeah, well,
01:29:49
Jack White's turned into a pussy, too, so, I don't know, I think I really family.
01:29:53
Okay, I really get those.
01:29:56
Of the
01:29:57
texture wise, that crunch is amazing.
01:29:59
I wasn't I wasn't, I was I was kind of
01:30:02
can't believe that it was garbage.
01:30:05
A good plan because I followed the pattern.
01:30:07
What what was not what are you talking about?
01:30:10
I'm on the on camera, but, that's mainly why we're watching this.
01:30:16
So annoying.
01:30:18
Right?
01:30:18
It's all over the preview of all upcoming. Thank you.
01:30:21
I just want to call it my lovely Queer. Hello.
01:30:23
But don't be alarmed, okay?
01:30:26
Would you?
01:30:27
Well, I know you all the fucking happening in another.
01:30:30
And then to the end,
01:30:32
we'll be right back with
01:30:32
you. Yes.
01:30:39
The general finance team of all residents tailors
01:30:42
banana bread is the best.
01:30:44
Yeah.
01:30:47
And Jack white looks forward.
01:30:50
I looked at the box sitting there.
01:30:53
January 19th. Row residents.
01:30:55
On January 19th, row residents hailed the reopening of North on I-75 after a truck.
01:31:00
Oh, where it's going too fast for this one North
01:31:04
catch in Monroe, January 2019
01:31:07
Monroe residents hailed the reopening of northbound I-70 19
01:31:10
after a truck that was carrying human waste lost its cargo on the roadway.
01:31:15
Not oh no traffic incident in Michigan history, but easily number two.
01:31:20
Hahaha.
01:31:21
That was fun.
01:31:24
I get it, you get it.
01:31:25
Number two.
01:31:28
I do think we should have a follow up for the
01:31:32
tour now. We got a final tour. We have?
01:31:34
Yeah.
01:31:34
The fucking this the semi truck getting
01:31:39
nailed by a train right?
01:31:42
But I'm not train.
01:31:44
That might be nice for you guys.
01:31:48
I haven't seen it yet, but just because of the title,
01:31:51
we may have to cut over to rumble it.
01:31:53
Let's go. Let's go for a while anyway.
01:31:55
I think we can do that regardless. Yeah.
01:31:58
Fuck you too.
01:32:00
Yeah.
01:32:00
Is there anything that maybe you want to wrap up for everybody?
01:32:02
Maybe tell them what we're what we might have be coming up next week or anything.
01:32:06
We could put it here
01:32:08
and then you could still be doing something next week.
01:32:10
Should he click out?
01:32:12
Next week show?
01:32:14
I would want to quit it on 56.
01:32:15
Not not three years.
01:32:16
In one episode, we have to go for at least 51 more.
01:32:21
Oh, even just saying that out loud, I just thought oh ho ho ho ho.
01:32:25
Oh yeah.
01:32:26
The chicken that
01:32:30
everybody else thinks Mark Rumble.
01:32:32
Plus it's our 1130 mark which usually seems to be a good time
01:32:35
or history.
01:32:39
Or I guess we have to you
01:32:42
owe it to history.
01:32:44
Like his history.
01:32:45
That's like the study of metals.
01:32:47
We already did.
01:32:48
We learned about.
01:32:49
We're not saying at Oxford, comma.
01:32:52
Matt.
01:32:56
What does that mean?
01:32:59
Well, on the Rumble side, we also have a, you know, that's a hit speech.
01:33:03
We have, so, you know, that involves that,
01:33:10
The unfiltered and crude
01:33:13
proclamation of unrestrained speech.
01:33:16
All right, folks, listen up before we dive
01:33:19
headfirst into their sarcasm, greatness, and uncensored banter, here's
01:33:23
our no nonsense disclaimer served with a side of flag humor.
01:33:27
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01:33:31
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01:33:34
We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many tools.
01:33:37
So here goes.
01:33:39
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01:33:39
Let's get ridiculous.
01:33:40
The sole purpose of our discourse
01:33:42
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Tis your gray matter and illuminate the path to a mirthful existence.
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Any semblance of seriousness is purely accidental.
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We don't give a hoot about your gender, race, religion, or whether you prefer cats
01:34:02
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01:34:04
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Not even game games.
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Listen, we ain't here to hold your hand or sugarcoat anything.
01:34:21
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01:34:25
We're not responsible for any ruffled feathers or hurt feelings.
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01:34:28
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We'll take you outside the courtroom for further details.
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01:34:41
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01:34:45
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01:34:49
and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
01:34:52
We're pretty sure the Earth is round, and I didn't actually take myself out,
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but honestly, who cares? Article five
01:34:59
parody
01:35:01
because why not?
01:35:03
Parody and satire are our bread and butter folks.
01:35:07
Any likeness to actual people or characters
01:35:10
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01:35:13
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01:35:16
We should not have to stir up some trouble to selling clothing.
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You've made it this far without getting your undies in a twist.
01:35:23
And congrats! You're our kind of people.
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We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some questionable joy,
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So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride
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01:36:02
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01:36:04
I hope that you're ready to rumble.
01:36:05
I hope you're ready to rumble.
01:36:09
And cool.
01:36:09
Yeah!
01:36:16
Guess what happens now.
01:36:20
It's a little.
01:36:20
I've been.
01:36:21
So. That looks like a gasoline truck
01:36:25
or some kind of tank.
01:36:26
Is it just water? No.
01:36:31
It's not a gasoline.
01:36:31
Truckers. Not water. Propane?
01:36:33
No, no.
01:36:37
Worse.
01:36:40
Worse than propane.
01:36:41
Piss.
01:36:43
And you're close. Shit.
01:36:45
Fuck, yeah.
01:36:46
Yeah.
01:36:49
You'll see the color when it, Yeah,
01:36:51
you'll see the color of,
01:36:55
You'll see the hue of the explosion.
01:36:57
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:37:02
Why is it green?
01:37:07
Is it shitting piss?
01:37:09
Shit, piss should be fine if you mix brown and yellow together.
01:37:14
What do you get? Brown.
01:37:19
Yellowish brown.
01:37:19
You need these.
01:37:21
You need blue and yellow to make green.
01:37:25
Well,
01:37:26
chicken that,
01:37:34
The name of the train is chicken.
01:37:40
I think it's destroyed
01:37:43
in theses theses.
01:37:45
Goes everywhere.
01:37:47
Theses.
01:37:50
So ridiculous.
01:37:52
Oh, disgusting.
01:37:54
I think the people, in the cemetery were killed.
01:37:58
I was gonna say murdered, but I mean, technically murdered, right?
01:38:03
An a murder.
01:38:04
I will give you a total pardon
01:38:08
for murdering that woman.
01:38:22
Oh, my gosh.
01:38:25
Yeah.
01:38:29
There's no way.
01:38:31
I mean, you should look both ways.
01:38:35
Be very sure there's no way.
01:38:37
Don't cross the track.
01:38:39
If you're going to get stuck on.
01:38:41
That's all I got to say.
01:38:44
It didn't look like they got stuck.
01:38:45
They just crossed at the wrong time.
01:38:51
Here we go.
01:38:52
Shit! Piss! Fuck! Hancock!
01:38:53
Sucker! Motherfucker!
01:38:54
Is that enough, or shall I go on? Fagot?
01:38:57
Fagot fagot fagot! Wait!
01:38:58
Go! Fagot jabber fagot fagot.
01:39:01
Is it for fuck's sake or for fuck's sake?
01:39:05
I'm so glad you asked, because this is fascinating.
01:39:08
But first we have to talk about, For Christ's sake,
01:39:11
which used to be a curse that people would say, and that's hard
01:39:14
to say with the actual possessive, is so the end?
01:39:18
Yeah.
01:39:19
He says it like a gay man, so he over accentuates it. Right.
01:39:21
But if you're saying, Christ's sake, you say it without sounding like a gay man.
01:39:25
I'd like. I mean, go ahead. Yeah, well, way.
01:39:31
For Christ's sake.
01:39:32
Wider.
01:39:33
Sister showers, for Christ's sake.
01:39:36
There you go.
01:39:36
Christ's like a built in the built in list sake list
01:39:40
for Christ people be like Christ's, Christ's sake.
01:39:43
I could be a stub your toe.
01:39:44
Oh, see? He did it.
01:39:46
Yeah, for Christ's sake, that that's better.
01:39:47
Because that was the first day, like a pretty big one.
01:39:51
Taking the words in vain. It was what we call minced.
01:39:54
It was minced into other things.
01:39:55
So, for example, for crying out loud, instead of saying, for Christ's sake,
01:39:59
you would fix yourself halfway through the house.
01:40:01
What happens with like, fudge?
01:40:03
Or gosh darn it, mincing is the thing that happens
01:40:08
all the time with curses so that you don't actually end up saying the curse it.
01:40:11
But but for Christ's sake, got reverse minced
01:40:15
eventually, for Christ's sake wasn't a big enough curse.
01:40:19
So we changed it to for fuck's sake!
01:40:21
And with, for Christ's sake, the sake is possessed by Christ.
01:40:24
There's an, I think, from the time. Oh, drat!
01:40:29
Drat!
01:40:30
Yeah.
01:40:30
From the time I hit puberty till the time I was married,
01:40:34
almost everything I did in my life was, for fuck's sake.
01:40:37
Apostrophe. So, linguistically, it is, for fuck's sake.
01:40:40
With an apostrophe.
01:40:40
I hope that helps you with your email.
01:40:43
Is it?
01:40:46
I didn't learn, did did we learn?
01:40:47
Was it for fuck's sake or for fuck's possessive?
01:40:54
Is it possessive or is it possessed?
01:40:56
It's fuck's sake.
01:40:59
Yeah, the sake is owned
01:41:02
now I feel like. That's right. Fuck.
01:41:04
It's my fuck.
01:41:05
The fuck doesn't own me, for fuck's sake.
01:41:09
Yeah, that's what he's saying. And it's fun.
01:41:11
What is fuck who?
01:41:13
Who or what is fucking the, Christ.
01:41:16
Actually, it's the replacement word for the sake of fuck.
01:41:21
Here we go. Shit. Piss.
01:41:22
Fuck Hancock's liquor, motherfucker! Tits.
01:41:24
Is that enough, or shall I go on?
01:41:27
I think you should go. I shall go on.
01:41:29
I shall go on.
01:41:32
Or you go on strong.
01:41:33
I think it shall go on.
01:41:35
I just realized this game of us three guessing
01:41:38
who put up the video is not going to work, because,
01:41:41
well, I ruined it all.
01:41:43
Every time.
01:41:45
Theo von something,
01:41:48
I have a problem.
01:41:49
One is that once I open the video, I cannot see what it's titled anymore.
01:41:52
Nah. Theo Von really?
01:41:54
Let Mike Tyson convince him to drop the hard R on the cast.
01:42:00
Then you call him a nigga.
01:42:02
There's my name.
01:42:05
Did you call the winning a lose video?
01:42:07
Was it? Who uploaded this video?
01:42:09
So that gives you the right to call a child five year old?
01:42:12
I don't think I want to say it.
01:42:13
Yeah,
01:42:15
okay.
01:42:16
I'll take, I'll take,
01:42:20
whatever.
01:42:20
Did you drop a hard.
01:42:21
Here, draw.
01:42:24
It's pretty crazy, but, are you crazy?
01:42:30
Oh, my life.
01:42:34
If you drop a hard art.
01:42:37
I don't hear sound.
01:42:40
Yeah, you need to play the sound.
01:42:42
Yeah, we're gonna need the sound.
01:42:43
It would be great if you played the sound. Yeah, we're going to need the sound.
01:42:46
So point in the clip.
01:42:47
So this is things on podcast, right?
01:42:52
Say, next up, they make you
01:42:55
you don't say anyone for this.
01:42:57
They made all these mother the only people Joe by God isn't it right.
01:43:01
I would like to start a campaign that the N-word offends me.
01:43:04
Stop saying the N-word and hiding your thoughts.
01:43:07
Your words. So just sit, guys.
01:43:09
Robot liar. We're going to sit here. When you go to play, go.
01:43:12
When you get the mic up in.
01:43:14
Yes. Wait, wait.
01:43:15
Hold on. Hey, man, you reminded of here? Do you?
01:43:19
If I do go back to the sound of that,
01:43:21
we don't say in words of the same name all the you know what we do.
01:43:25
Joe Biden calls us niggers.
01:43:27
Wait. Hold on. Hey, man,
01:43:30
he just said, for those that didn't hear that, only Joe Biden calls them niggers
01:43:34
because there's a clip from like 1970 where I'm quoting Joe Biden
01:43:39
by saying that fart nigger,
01:43:42
do you need me to say, you know, you need I don't want to do something.
01:43:45
I can't tell what's going on here, to be honest with you.
01:43:47
Right?
01:43:51
Yeah.
01:43:51
I mean, I'll jump through some I mean, to say one thing.
01:43:55
I be ashamed.
01:43:58
It's a trap,
01:43:59
all right?
01:44:00
Yeah.
01:44:00
See, I'm a Negro about the trap.
01:44:02
Oh, don't do it.
01:44:05
Don't do it.
01:44:06
I'm a bigger Tucker.
01:44:07
RIP Dick's like mother motherfucker.
01:44:11
They need me to say.
01:44:12
Yeah, I say I'm a nigger lover.
01:44:15
But does it mean all of them?
01:44:17
Kind of.
01:44:19
See, that's that's now he's racist.
01:44:23
Let's see if he if he blankets that.
01:44:24
We all of that on our show.
01:44:27
We do right now that all right.
01:44:30
Okay, okay.
01:44:31
Even a rotten one. Oh,
01:44:35
I don't know.
01:44:36
I don't know if people think I should do it or not.
01:44:38
Do it, do it, do it, do.
01:44:41
No, do not do it the way.
01:44:45
Please, please, please, please.
01:44:49
Don't do it.
01:44:50
Should he or shouldn't he?
01:44:52
Does he or doesn't it?
01:44:53
Who wants to?
01:44:53
But who hasn't already seen this?
01:44:57
I haven't seen it.
01:44:58
I say he should not, but he does anyway.
01:45:01
You get one, you get the nick of thing.
01:45:05
Come on.
01:45:06
Fucking the show.
01:45:07
Very fucking this.
01:45:08
Come on. Stop fucking this. Show up.
01:45:10
So you right
01:45:13
and we're fucked.
01:45:14
I just
01:45:17
what can I say, bro?
01:45:18
I'm in love a bro.
01:45:19
Oh, wow. Hold on a second.
01:45:22
Hold on a second.
01:45:25
What in the hell are we witnessing?
01:45:27
So if you're black, you don't get bleeped saying nigger.
01:45:31
But if you're white, you get bleeped.
01:45:35
Or is that the way he said it this year?
01:45:37
Some magical way to suddenly say to Peter, I don't know
01:45:41
you trying to protect him?
01:45:44
Maybe that was his podcast, trying to protect
01:45:45
him, but, well, I don't care who's.
01:45:48
I don't care who did it.
01:45:49
What did you say? We don't know.
01:45:51
We did anyway, as a joke.
01:45:54
This channel is Kangol. Crazy.
01:45:55
But whoever decided to censor that.
01:45:58
All right, censor him.
01:46:01
God is great, father.
01:46:02
God was great.
01:46:03
God is great.
01:46:04
Now, on.
01:46:07
I like how belters responded to him saying for this, he's not.
01:46:10
God is good.
01:46:14
I hate it saying, nigger,
01:46:17
they made you.
01:46:18
We don't say it was a bit.
01:46:20
They made all these mother, they only give a joke by God is niggers.
01:46:24
Wait. Hold on. Hey, man,
01:46:27
do you need me to say if you need.
01:46:28
I don't want to do something.
01:46:30
I can't tell what's going on here. To be honest.
01:46:32
I need you to shut already.
01:46:34
Yeah, yeah.
01:46:36
This is again something.
01:46:37
Jason, I didn't hear you say one thing.
01:46:40
I be ashamed, all right?
01:46:43
Yeah. Say I'm a nigger lover.
01:46:45
They need me to say.
01:46:46
Yeah, I think I'm a nigger lover. That.
01:46:49
But does it mean all of them?
01:46:51
That's kind of a little bit.
01:46:52
I mean, I mean, all of them got even a rotten girl and
01:46:58
I don't think they're all inwards.
01:46:59
I. Oh, mama.
01:47:02
So I found other clips but they, they actually bleep all of them.
01:47:07
I'm trying to find there has to be one of actually him in front.
01:47:13
Anyway, I'll find it.
01:47:15
Looks like we have a new sponsor
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01:47:21
Do we have a new.
01:47:22
What is it, Gary?
01:47:23
I'll be right back.
01:47:24
I have to go find a new jabber.
01:47:27
What I'm doing.
01:47:33
And I abandoned the chair every 15 minutes.
01:47:36
Roughly, anyway. Yeah.
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If you're not into chicks, then you'll want to eat dicks.
01:48:13
There you go.
01:48:14
Like it sounds delicious.
01:48:18
Meat spears.
01:48:23
Speaking of dicks, and here's what.
01:48:26
Okay, so I can tell I know who sends the videos now,
01:48:29
because this one is making me click on three things to
01:48:33
it's warning me.
01:48:33
First thing, it's warning me. Caution.
01:48:35
This video may change your life.
01:48:39
Oh. You've changed some lives.
01:48:45
So a lot going on right here.
01:48:46
They'll change your day life.
01:48:48
How you try to attack sensitive content.
01:48:50
This video is covered so people can choose whether they want to see
01:48:55
chickens.
01:48:56
I don't mean to be like a dick.
01:48:58
Facebook. But I already chose to see it.
01:49:01
That's why I click back.
01:49:05
What the fuck?
01:49:08
This is not my fault.
01:49:08
Here, I'm going to show you. This is what I'm looking at.
01:49:11
Yeah. Show us what's going on here.
01:49:13
Show us what you're looking at.
01:49:15
I see a blurred show.
01:49:18
Since the content.
01:49:19
This video is covered so people can choose whether they want to see it.
01:49:22
Learn more.
01:49:24
This video may contain sensitive content.
01:49:26
We remove things that go against our community standards.
01:49:29
This video does not go against our standards.
01:49:32
So you can see it.
01:49:34
Thank you for sharing all that bullshit that they're literally telling us.
01:49:37
This video doesn't go against their content standards.
01:49:40
This video is able to be watched
01:49:45
so you can see the video.
01:49:47
Thank you Facebook I was I mean, right,
01:49:51
why don't you just make the sound work.
01:49:54
Oh no that's it.
01:49:56
We got it.
01:49:57
Now we have to agree again.
01:50:02
Oh, no.
01:50:03
These kids fighting.
01:50:06
These kids are just very little people,
01:50:09
you know, those are the adults.
01:50:10
They're just. It's because they're younger adults.
01:50:12
Because this is a kindergarten,
01:50:15
graduation.
01:50:17
So they too are children.
01:50:19
So. Yeah.
01:50:20
Yeah, they're like, what? They could be 25.
01:50:22
They could be 23.
01:50:24
They could be fucking 17.
01:50:26
They're well, looking at the you're right.
01:50:28
They're all like they're 25 at 30 at least they're all white.
01:50:33
They look white to me.
01:50:36
Yeah. They're all white.
01:50:38
And based on the demographic
01:50:40
and the size of the graduation party.
01:50:45
You okay?
01:50:46
I take my statement back.
01:50:47
This is very culturally diverse.
01:50:50
Now, speaking of processes, what about diverse and diverse?
01:50:57
Are those acceptable?
01:50:58
Diversity. Diversity?
01:51:01
I speak the accent like the Italian.
01:51:05
It's not the wrong syllable.
01:51:07
The wrong syllable.
01:51:08
It's just.
01:51:10
So, you know, we take these things seriously.
01:51:12
One person was hospitalized and another faces charge.
01:51:15
This was over seating.
01:51:16
You see how many chairs are there?
01:51:18
I mean, you can see how many chairs are there.
01:51:20
Or were there at least.
01:51:24
For the, You know what?
01:51:25
I don't have to.
01:51:26
So this is what happened.
01:51:27
I got the inside scoop. I just called the school.
01:51:30
There was a family that ended up putting towels
01:51:33
and clips on the first row of chairs to try to reserve.
01:51:35
Yes.
01:51:40
Oh. So that's all they can do.
01:51:43
A zero seats is removed.
01:51:46
Like.
01:51:47
Oh, that's like a little punches.
01:51:49
She showed up in her pajamas.
01:51:51
Yeah, it's a jam.
01:51:53
I like how I like how none of the men are stepping in and doing anything.
01:51:58
You could just, like, snag these bitches away from each other,
01:51:59
pick them up and just walk away like, no, they're just hot.
01:52:02
Because I'll be honest, the men look like they're just talking.
01:52:07
It was like, oh, cool.
01:52:10
We saw it on the.
01:52:12
The youth minister in the middle has got his arms out.
01:52:14
He's making a perimeter.
01:52:15
He's like, if anybody comes into my space, I know karate.
01:52:18
He's just praying to God.
01:52:19
Six others praying to God to break it up.
01:52:23
Oh. I think it started over.
01:52:28
I mean, what kind of what kind of like is it?
01:52:30
Oh, my God, my seat's not as close as yours is.
01:52:33
By like three rows, because there's only, like, four rows total.
01:52:36
I mean, what?
01:52:38
So I live in an affluent neighborhood.
01:52:41
Not real upscale, but what does that say for low class?
01:52:45
So I'm going to explain how we did our kindergarten,
01:52:47
because the only thing you want in, first of all, it's kindergarten.
01:52:50
It's not like that.
01:52:52
And in it and you know, that whole pomp and kindergarten,
01:52:56
kindergarten, kindergarten, they Garten they allowed for a photo op.
01:53:01
So you knew the alphabet.
01:53:03
And the parents basically lined up with the children.
01:53:06
So whoever was on stage, you were now in front taking photos, like,
01:53:10
right with them.
01:53:12
And they loved it because,
01:53:13
I mean, they want to see you more than you want to see them up there.
01:53:18
I just wish we could all get along.
01:53:21
What do you mean?
01:53:22
We remember we were
01:53:25
parents.
01:53:27
You. You guys, you people.
01:53:30
Cute.
01:53:36
Oh. All right, well, just wait, wait, wait.
01:53:38
I'll be right back.
01:53:39
I have to go find a new chapter.
01:53:41
Dog problems, Hillsborough County teacher
01:53:44
fired after video shows her hanging
01:53:48
and chair every black hanging black baby doll.
01:53:52
Wow, dude, I thought I thought the headline said Hillsborough County
01:53:55
teacher fired after video show her hanging.
01:53:59
Yeah, it'd be great.
01:54:01
You're fired.
01:54:02
How dare you show that
01:54:04
women people are known for being stupid?
01:54:08
That'd be one way to go.
01:54:08
Oh, tell. No one was hurt.
01:54:12
Have your kids come in and just see you?
01:54:14
We are never tardy. They'll never forget me.
01:54:19
Offensive video leads for leads to teachers removal.
01:54:22
Actually, actually. Offensive.
01:54:24
Offensive I attack you.
01:54:26
It's attacking the video.
01:54:28
Just Hillsborough County teacher fired after video
01:54:31
shows her hanging black baby doll from TV.
01:54:36
Is this one of those
01:54:37
disturbing incidents at a Hillsborough County middle school is sparking outrage?
01:54:42
I know this guy calls this hey, he's local.
01:54:47
Arrington Middle School shows a teacher hanging a black baby
01:54:50
doll from a television monitor using a cord.
01:54:53
Ten news reporter Eric Glasser has reaction tonight
01:54:56
from the student.
01:55:01
Like what it was like, what are you thinking?
01:55:03
Or any other?
01:55:04
And how?
01:55:07
Like what
01:55:10
is this?
01:55:10
Is this real or is it fake and gay? Because
01:55:13
fake.
01:55:14
It's gotta be just be fake.
01:55:17
Well there's things that are fake.
01:55:18
But then there's things that are fake and gay.
01:55:20
There's, they need to reach a criteria of, you know, that's a hate speech.
01:55:26
You know, that's
01:55:27
there's such a level of unawareness
01:55:31
like either she purposely called a child to work
01:55:35
or she either accidentally baby.
01:55:40
Do you think when she tried it, the baby was white?
01:55:43
And then when the oxygen got cut off, business.
01:55:47
What if it was just the like?
01:55:49
What if it would have been the white baby?
01:55:51
What if it just happened to be a black baby and she like.
01:55:56
Did this string up by the neck?
01:55:57
What if she's talking about, like, I think it would still not be okay.
01:56:00
I don't think it would be the outrage because people
01:56:02
I don't think white people were lynched.
01:56:04
Why does it have a knife in its other hand?
01:56:06
Yeah, definitely. White people were lynched.
01:56:08
Why do you why would you think that, probably more white people were lynching
01:56:12
black people in history.
01:56:14
I've been brainwashed by propaganda.
01:56:15
I have white guilt. I have mistaken.
01:56:18
Yeah.
01:56:19
No, they do that to us. It sucks.
01:56:22
I feel like.
01:56:26
Wrong.
01:56:27
You're not going to take inches off my dick, bro.
01:56:30
They are beyond upset.
01:56:31
Including.
01:56:32
Well, hold on, Eric, don't.
01:56:35
If you're beyond upset, then there was terror.
01:56:39
You're not upset anymore.
01:56:42
Oh, I hope people in class in Asia come full circle.
01:56:45
And computer just decided to do a windows update.
01:56:48
It's the mother of a do not call 15863.
01:56:52
Oh, really? Horrified.
01:56:54
After all, we've tried that reverse it doesn't work.
01:56:57
Yeah, the now viral video clip viewed at.
01:57:01
Wait.
01:57:02
It didn't even have something tied around.
01:57:03
She just threw it
01:57:05
in. It's 10:54 a.m.
01:57:06
and now
01:57:08
am I just not seeing the cord?
01:57:11
The now viral video clip viewed and shared hundreds of.
01:57:15
So first we have to knock it out before we hang it.
01:57:17
Otherwise it squirms thousands of times.
01:57:19
Online appears to show 63 year old teacher Karen Whitmire Savage
01:57:24
using an electrical board to She's a Savage with oh, Savage.
01:57:29
Oh, yeah. Last.
01:57:32
Yeah.
01:57:32
What's the shiny thing?
01:57:34
Trim television.
01:57:35
Looks like a
01:57:37
well, let me.
01:57:38
That's the end of something, brother.
01:57:40
She took the charger cord and, like, wrapped it around.
01:57:43
Now, why do they interview this guy?
01:57:46
That's,
01:57:47
Yeah, I think that's a good perspective.
01:57:51
Yeah, but, I mean, I almost saw her a second ago.
01:57:54
Anybody should have the same perspective from the babies.
01:57:58
No, no, everyone has a different perspective.
01:58:00
Noah, who shot the video, says students could first be heard.
01:58:03
Why do you have to pause on shot so-and-so?
01:58:06
Who shot Dolph from a class?
01:58:08
Oh, another school shooting.
01:58:09
She took the charger cord and, like, wrapped it around the baby's neck
01:58:12
and, like, tied it.
01:58:14
14 year old Noah, who shot the video, says students converse.
01:58:17
Does anybody want to know what her intent was like?
01:58:20
She just hanging up a decoration?
01:58:23
Like, why did she want to?
01:58:25
I think because I think show the baby.
01:58:27
I think they were like,
01:58:28
I think they're like going back to Tyler caught around his neck.
01:58:31
She wanted her baby, baby back, baby back, baby back.
01:58:35
I see baby
01:58:38
laughter then shock baby back in front of the class.
01:58:42
Everybody started telling her it was wrong.
01:58:44
If you tie a cord around the neck of any other toy, you're fine.
01:58:49
But because it's a black baby, it is a hate speech.
01:58:55
It is not what those little Italian guys were saying
01:58:57
in Mandalorian Black Baby, little black baby.
01:59:02
But I had trouble telling what anybody was saying in The Mandalorian.
01:59:06
See, we went to the Nova, we went to the Pasco, we went to the southwest
01:59:12
in fucking Michigan.
01:59:13
Highly recommend they can make a bad movie.
01:59:17
Okay, which one did you go to?
01:59:20
I'm at the 90ft screen in Nova.
01:59:24
Oh no kidding.
01:59:25
You drove all the way up to Nova?
01:59:28
All the way out? Yeah.
01:59:29
All 22.
01:59:30
Oh, see, I don't want to be somebody right now.
01:59:33
Just do a circle around Nova.
01:59:35
Everybody's internet sleuths.
01:59:37
They're going to see my house.
01:59:38
I know right where you live, Brady.
01:59:40
I should show my muffler video. Right?
01:59:42
Right, right, right. Soon.
01:59:44
Still in shock, Nina Williams says her son.
01:59:46
They're in shock. Dude, it's a toy doll.
01:59:49
I really that's what shock.
01:59:53
Shock, I mean outrage.
01:59:56
Aren't these little.
01:59:57
No. You can be mildly know.
02:00:00
You could be.
02:00:01
I'm like appalled at her unawareness. I am
02:00:07
a little bit concerned that they fired.
02:00:08
I'm very upset.
02:00:11
I'm a little bit concerned that even after they started saying things
02:00:14
that she didn't have the awareness to go, oh geez, you're right.
02:00:18
We even have somebody with no racial
02:00:21
hatred would be like, oh, I can see where that would be taken.
02:00:24
I should take it down now.
02:00:27
And immediately, I still think it probably went straight to the office after class.
02:00:31
She says he initially hesitated to share the video
02:00:34
because he felt intimidated after Savage allegedly followed him to the office.
02:00:38
That's okay, Stan Savage just throwing the story off.
02:00:44
I like how you say insensitive.
02:00:46
Like heard the hyphen in.
02:00:49
All right, how did they get Mike Greenburg from ESPN to do this thing,
02:00:52
to ever have to deal with seeing different Mike Greenberg, real or fake?
02:00:57
Ever have to seeing a lynching?
02:00:59
Just describe her as a mother.
02:01:00
I've never seen a long time.
02:01:02
She's a savage, Karen.
02:01:03
Neither is lawyer and 99% of all black people ever.
02:01:09
I've seen.
02:01:10
I've seen a lynching.
02:01:13
Have you?
02:01:14
Yeah, yeah.
02:01:15
Robin hood, prince of thieves.
02:01:17
Chicken. No. Let. Okay. There's lemonade.
02:01:20
Van air is called a display.
02:01:22
Inappropriate. Yeah. I'd say. Oh. Lynchburg lemonade.
02:01:24
And completely unacceptable.
02:01:26
He confronts Savage, has been removed from the school
02:01:28
while the district's Office of Professional standards.
02:01:31
I think all savages should be removed from the school to making sure students.
02:01:35
Randy.
02:01:35
It's safe and supportive.
02:01:37
Yeah, their classes remain for now.
02:01:39
What about that guy from, MythBusters?
02:01:42
William. Oh, Fred. Savage. Adam.
02:01:44
Adam. Fred.
02:01:45
Adam savage, Fred savage, the wonder years.
02:01:47
Dude, you're getting rid of a lot of people
02:01:49
that can't go to the school, if any.
02:01:51
The district ultimately takes in live.
02:01:56
Show.
02:01:56
I don't know, I mean,
02:01:58
obviously, I'm not going to argue with getting rid of her, but
02:02:03
I want to know.
02:02:03
I want to know what she said when the students were like, hello?
02:02:11
So next week, math,
02:02:14
English or history?
02:02:19
Stupid.
02:02:23
Day. Is that your my Rushmore?
02:02:27
Yeah, I think so.
02:02:29
Bring bring bring. Hi.
02:02:30
This message is for flash.
02:02:32
Those, stupid ideas.
02:02:36
Or are they.
02:02:38
Shut up!
02:02:39
Bitch!
02:02:44
I'm sorry, flash already.
02:02:46
They're not stupid.
02:02:47
Stupid is the wrong idea because they're actually school subjects.
02:02:49
They're actually the reverse opposite of stupid. But they might.
02:02:52
Yeah, the opposite of what? Georgia.
02:02:54
They might be boring.
02:02:57
A stupid son of a bitch.
02:02:58
Like, imagine being, Oh. No, we don't do this for children.
02:03:01
Imagine being like a 20 year old, 21 year old college kid.
02:03:05
They just got done with school all day.
02:03:07
They pop on something Monday night.
02:03:08
Oh, this looks pretty. Oh, God. They're talking about school
02:03:12
math.
02:03:14
We text.
02:03:15
I was clever in our first duty cuts. Children do this.
02:03:17
Times are math.
02:03:19
So it's something completely different.
02:03:21
And then just taking it straight into math
02:03:24
this time I don't want to go straight at it.
02:03:27
We do it to teach children straight math.
02:03:31
Gay man, we we could do a whole year on science.
02:03:36
We just do chemistry, physics, biology, botany.
02:03:41
Yeah.
02:03:41
Gary, why did you say botany instead of botany?
02:03:46
Botany, botany.
02:03:48
Oh, you button love.
02:03:50
I think you put too many syllables in there.
02:03:56
How many syllables on botany?
02:03:58
Seriously, how many syllables are in botany?
02:04:00
I want to know botany.
02:04:03
Botany?
02:04:03
Three.
02:04:05
Botany.
02:04:06
Okay. Can.
02:04:10
I'll tell you right now.
02:04:11
Three answers. Three. Ready?
02:04:14
I think we were both wrong.
02:04:17
Okay, I
02:04:17
would agree with you, but then we would both be wrong.
02:04:20
Listen, if you have that right, botany.
02:04:27
Yeah.
02:04:27
Three.
02:04:28
So you said botany.
02:04:32
He said.
02:04:33
But me, botany.
02:04:35
Botany.
02:04:37
Exactly. Right. So botany.
02:04:40
That's exactly how exciting the school ones are going to be.
02:04:44
What's this McDonald's guy?
02:04:46
George's left.
02:04:46
It's perfect timing.
02:04:53
That our featured sandwich next week.
02:04:55
Donalds in Southbridge is facing criminal charges after a video of her went viral.
02:05:00
We're going to show you that video.
02:05:01
This is the video that sparked a police investigation.
02:05:04
You can
02:05:06
fly. So far, just so far, it just looks like a woman enjoying a handful of fries.
02:05:09
I mean, I yeah, I try to eat no more than three at a time.
02:05:13
Otherwise they get my beard and then I have a whole mess to clean up.
02:05:16
But if you want to wolf down a whole handful of fries, see the employee?
02:05:21
Oh, hold on, I say.
02:05:22
Oh no.
02:05:23
She put them into the container.
02:05:26
Arctic. Yeah. You're not allowed to do that.
02:05:28
You can see the employee.
02:05:29
She didn't eat one of those fries.
02:05:32
No, she did not put them under a container in the video.
02:05:37
That's just you just making sure it's said, okay, good.
02:05:41
We get the child.
02:05:43
So I also, I like that we can play the real song.
02:05:48
I like you like.
02:05:50
Oh yeah.
02:05:52
Can we give us a while?
02:06:07
Can we get much higher.
02:06:10
0000000.
02:06:17
Can we get much higher.
02:06:19
So high up 000.
02:06:26
Oh. No.
02:06:34
Oh. But sparked a police investigation.
02:06:39
You can see the employee
02:06:41
that we've identified in court documents is Caylee Marie Santos.
02:06:44
Stuffing French fries into her mouth
02:06:47
and then putting them in a fry carton as a coworker laughs along.
02:06:52
According to court documents, Santos was
02:06:55
could have been the best fries somebody ever.
02:06:57
Oh, Santos working as the night manager just over a week ago.
02:07:02
She says she didn't serve the content.
02:07:05
Night manager? Is that a former server?
02:07:07
The contaminated
02:07:12
server, the contaminated being pretty harsh.
02:07:15
Mandated fries to her ex-girlfriend, both Santos and friend.
02:07:19
Hold on. I know what that's.
02:07:21
That's just like kissing. I mean, this isn't that bad.
02:07:23
Why wouldn't why would she lick the fries?
02:07:26
And that, like, the box?
02:07:28
Nice.
02:07:29
I wish I had a fucking.
02:07:32
It's just not ready.
02:07:34
It should be ready. But it's not ready.
02:07:37
I'm just curious.
02:07:37
Maybe she had, like, the box there was from
02:07:41
a coworker have since been fired.
02:07:43
Santos has been charged with distributing food containing a harmful substance.
02:07:48
Her mouth is assumed.
02:07:50
They just assume that her saliva is harmful, though.
02:07:52
That's offensive, right?
02:07:53
Contaminated is one word they used.
02:07:56
And what was the last thing that's. Yeah.
02:07:58
So if that's the charge, you could prove that wrong by having there
02:08:02
be no like you test negative for any disease.
02:08:06
Yeah.
02:08:07
Like everybody on the jury kiss you big deep mouth kiss.
02:08:10
See your fine.
02:08:12
Okay.
02:08:14
Hey, an employee at a McDonald's in Southbridge
02:08:17
is facing criminal charges after a video of her
02:08:21
with that video.
02:08:21
Even though the police are not at all.
02:08:25
And I definitely get, you know, that makes me want McDonald's fries right now
02:08:30
because, I mean, like licking McDonald's.
02:08:32
You want to lick a McDonald's, right?
02:08:33
Right now, just, do you see what they do to make to make these fries uniform?
02:08:38
The chemicals that are in these.
02:08:40
Her spit is probably the least harmful thing
02:08:43
for her.
02:08:44
Probably made them better, made them cleaner.
02:08:47
It's not. There's no beef tallow anymore.
02:08:49
It's all frickin soy oil.
02:08:51
Soil.
02:08:53
Some kind of
02:08:55
soil.
02:08:56
Soil.
02:08:58
So you boil, bro.
02:09:01
Hey, we're going to make it.
02:09:03
Don't you go anywhere, anyone?
02:09:05
Don't you go anywhere making.
02:09:08
If you like to see how.
02:09:12
You make it, make it.
02:09:13
But everyone
02:09:17
up. Ready?
02:09:19
Naked.
02:09:22
Yeah.
02:09:26
Kim. Thanks, junior.
02:09:27
But there's Yoon bugs, that's for sure.
02:09:30
With a handgun found inside of a preschoolers backpack.
02:09:32
Happened Schwartzkopf elementary. What?
02:09:35
This monster
02:09:37
is going to in hell?
02:09:39
Yeah. Shout out to Schwarzkopf.
02:09:41
The child is part of the the county.
02:09:43
Look, it literally says every child.
02:09:46
What is it?
02:09:47
Listen, listen.
02:09:48
A Michigan Blue Ribbon alum.
02:09:50
I'm sorry. I'm gonna start again.
02:09:51
A Michigan blue ribbon exemplary school, Schwarzkopf Elementary.
02:09:55
Every child achieves marksmanship.
02:09:58
He's head start program.
02:10:00
We go back a hair our little bag of a.
02:10:03
Here's a little further.
02:10:04
Yeah. It happened on Schwarzkopf Elementary.
02:10:06
The child is part of the the county's Head Start program.
02:10:09
The color part of the cut is part of the, yeah.
02:10:12
The contact Schwarzkopf elementary.
02:10:15
The child is very similar to the Army. That's right.
02:10:17
Maybe that's why he brought a gun.
02:10:18
Because he's he's the he's the click.
02:10:20
Yeah. He's the click.
02:10:21
Commander. The commander we just held at that school.
02:10:24
Our line costume is on this story right now
02:10:26
and has been here to you click actually very scary situation here.
02:10:30
It's worse.
02:10:32
After a teacher noticed a preschoolers
02:10:35
backpack was a little heavier than normal, that's when she spotted James Bond.
02:10:40
For what?
02:10:42
Yeah, I could see the creepy of a teacher.
02:10:45
This backpack isn't normally this heavy.
02:10:48
What could be it?
02:10:49
Yeah, like, who gives a shit?
02:10:50
Any business to my kids bag?
02:10:53
Yeah. Am I free to go?
02:10:55
That's what I would have said.
02:10:56
What do you mean, heavier than normal?
02:10:57
What is a normal bag supposed to weigh?
02:11:00
Very, very light. So what's in there?
02:11:02
Just so you know, is possibly gloves still
02:11:05
and probably four pieces of construction paper.
02:11:09
It's a preschool, dude.
02:11:10
It's a preschool.
02:11:12
If there's a gun or a thermos, I do that.
02:11:14
I leave my water, I leave my yeti water, do the things.
02:11:17
Probably like 2 pounds at least a pound.
02:11:19
I leave in my backpack, and then I'll go on through the day
02:11:22
and I'll forget where it is, and I'll grab another one,
02:11:25
and I'll go to pick up my backpack with two hats.
02:11:29
I don't know why I'm telling you that.
02:11:30
The office and know. Yeah, I'm not sure.
02:11:33
Why are you paying attention?
02:11:34
Oh, parent was boring as fuck.
02:11:36
Whenever I go through security, I put my metal yetis in so I can.
02:11:39
Smuggling handguns. That's what I was trying to say.
02:11:41
You're gonna be that school.
02:11:43
You know it.
02:11:43
That kind of started Tuesday morning.
02:11:46
If you're in preschool and you're going to smuggle a gun,
02:11:50
make sure you
02:11:51
have a Yeti or something heavy in your backpack
02:11:55
so that it doesn't alert the teacher when suddenly you have a,
02:12:00
I don't know,
02:12:00
I Sterling Heights, what do you what do you suppose this was, a Glock?
02:12:04
Sterling Heights police responded to Schwarzkopf Elementary
02:12:07
after a handgun was found inside a preschoolers backpack.
02:12:10
The teacher did a great job.
02:12:12
I used to drive there to vote when I lived in Sterling Heights.
02:12:18
This little inside story
02:12:19
for you I've been there was inside.
02:12:23
I voted there that bad grade Republican ticket
02:12:27
the teacher did.
02:12:27
And no, that was my next question.
02:12:29
The students part of Macomb County's Head Start, Schwarzkopf Elementary.
02:12:34
Every child achieves
02:12:37
a bulletproof mind.
02:12:38
The hair,
02:12:40
the back to the officer. I want to say that. Please.
02:12:42
Look, Gary, how long ago did you have that hair line?
02:12:44
Wait,
02:12:49
There.
02:12:50
Oh, wait.
02:12:51
Yeah, I'll be right back.
02:12:53
I have to go find a new chapter.
02:12:54
How old were you when you had this hairline? 21.
02:13:00
I've been there.
02:13:01
I am Gary, there I am.
02:13:06
At that time,
02:13:07
the teacher did a notice that it was a handgun.
02:13:10
The suit.
02:13:11
And as part of Macomb County's Head Start program,
02:13:13
located at the school but not affiliated with to the hair
02:13:17
year, the child didn't even know it was in their backpack.
02:13:21
It did not appear in motion intent.
02:13:24
It must have been something that was in the bag.
02:13:26
Unbeknownst to the student,
02:13:28
according to a letter, fourth graders from the principal,
02:13:31
the teacher followed protocol by alerting staff and police,
02:13:34
and that the gun was registered to the child's parent.
02:13:38
Do we know whether or not this to the check loaded?
02:13:40
That's all the information that it wasn't registered to the child?
02:13:45
No, that's all sensitive information.
02:13:47
What does that information matter?
02:13:49
Was it do you know that that sensitive information.
02:13:52
We can't tell you that.
02:13:53
Do you know they're starting to take away gun ownership from people
02:13:56
that have smoked recreational or, medical marijuana
02:14:01
I did not know about and to,
02:14:03
to properly investigate, say, yeah, people always ask me, why do you care?
02:14:07
Why won't you let them scan your ID when you go to the dispensary?
02:14:09
I'm like, if if I don't want people to know
02:14:12
what kind of groceries I'm buying, I don't think I want people to know
02:14:17
what other things are. But there's no need.
02:14:19
But you let them.
02:14:20
You scan your ID either.
02:14:22
I do not.
02:14:25
What do you. What
02:14:27
I refuse, they prove that I'm 21.
02:14:28
And per Michigan law, there's no law anywhere written in the books
02:14:31
that says that a dispensary has to scan your ID.
02:14:35
By the way, that you see, it's called.
02:14:37
It's called ID me company if they scan them too,
02:14:40
which makes billions of dollars selling your information
02:14:42
to insurance and government entities.
02:14:47
Yeah.
02:14:47
I don't have to give you my license.
02:14:49
I don't have to, know
02:14:53
I don't have to show you my registration, and I have to show you my license.
02:14:56
Now. Now.
02:14:59
Just do it. Who cares?
02:15:00
I think every two years I have nothing to hide. I
02:15:04
where I can't buy a gun because two years ago they gave my life.
02:15:08
I'm not buying a gun.
02:15:09
Not buying romance. And are.
02:15:13
That's too bad.
02:15:14
I'm not anti-gun.
02:15:15
I just don't want the responsibility.
02:15:18
And if you see something happening properly, owning that gun, properly
02:15:22
caring for that gun.
02:15:23
I don't care about that.
02:15:25
Having a gun to it made it safer.
02:15:27
Don't you think about the burden, responsibility of protecting people around
02:15:30
you, though, that you could do better if you had the advantage?
02:15:34
There could also be a danger that you could.
02:15:36
That's a slippery slope.
02:15:37
There could. It's not a slippery slope.
02:15:39
It's a well-trained flat.
02:15:40
There's actually a higher percentage that they would get harmed from the gun
02:15:44
versus having a positive experience from it, to be honest.
02:15:46
Show me. Show me those statistics I disagree.
02:15:49
So you're saying that is your gun in the situation gun more often than not
02:15:53
in situations where
02:15:56
it. Hey, you just cut out.
02:16:01
Yeah.
02:16:01
You did.
02:16:04
George, you're not even on mute.
02:16:06
Really? You're on mute.
02:16:08
No, you're not. You're not even here.
02:16:10
And right now, Sterling Heights police are still here.
02:16:12
I see him determine how that gun.
02:16:14
But he's still talking and we can't hear him.
02:16:17
Oh, I see him.
02:16:19
Well, I don't think
02:16:20
he's saying something really good to, but he can't hear us either.
02:16:24
I'm,
02:16:26
Right.
02:16:28
Hit the button into the button,
02:16:31
and I can hear you.
02:16:32
If you can hear us, we can't hear you.
02:16:35
I can hear me.
02:16:37
No, I'm talking to George.
02:16:38
Something zapped, I know.
02:16:39
So, you, he's way up north back.
02:16:42
And whether I think somebody shot him,
02:16:45
he didn't have a gun to defend himself and some other asshole.
02:16:48
Even though it's unfair and wrong in the world.
02:16:50
Yeah, that's the problem.
02:16:52
The great equalizer.
02:16:55
Charges
02:16:55
against the parent are appropriate reporting in Sterling Heights.
02:16:58
Caustic charges against the parent, if appropriate.
02:17:03
Yes. If appropriate.
02:17:08
All right, here's my,
02:17:13
Where did George sound go?
02:17:14
Is it something I can do?
02:17:18
Yeah, we can fix it.
02:17:20
Yeah. Go ahead.
02:17:22
Okay.
02:17:26
Yeah.
02:17:26
Happy George mutes this music.
02:17:28
No, there's nothing I see I can do, so.
02:17:31
No, I don't know.
02:17:33
It just made a sound.
02:17:34
And then it was gone.
02:17:36
I know, all right, I'm going to go over.
02:17:39
So I was driving back from a job.
02:17:42
Yeah. Nothing. Nothing exciting.
02:17:44
Saw a woman driving along next to me. Yes.
02:17:49
Actually, no.
02:17:50
First time I saw her was in front of me,
02:17:51
and I saw sparks coming from under her car.
02:17:54
Yeah.
02:17:58
Were you in love?
02:18:00
I think I ranted so hard I broke the damn thing.
02:18:03
See that? I'm here. You see that?
02:18:05
See that blue car?
02:18:06
That Ford? Up!
02:18:12
Now a man can notice what's wrong.
02:18:14
Probably not even zoomed in from this video right now.
02:18:17
I can see it right.
02:18:19
This lady's driving with her muffler.
02:18:20
I tried to tell her, but you can hear.
02:18:23
Saw the sparks right there.
02:18:24
I pulled up next to her back at the other stop
02:18:28
and I'm like, hey you, this is a live car.
02:18:31
Yeah, I might as well. I've had a gun pulled out.
02:18:33
She was just, She barely looked at me and was scared to death.
02:18:36
Try to drive away faster.
02:18:38
There's no way she doesn't hear it.
02:18:39
She just thinks, oh, there's something weird. And I'm going to get home.
02:18:41
Hopefully you can hear it sparking.
02:18:44
She's not going over.
02:18:48
She's not pulling over.
02:18:50
So you're filming while driving.
02:18:52
That makes it safer.
02:18:54
Yeah. She doesn't need to pull over. What?
02:18:56
What do you mean? So she's not pulling them?
02:18:57
Are you trying to pull her over? What do you think? You're the police?
02:19:00
Yeah. She should.
02:19:01
I was going to help her tied up. If she pulled over.
02:19:03
There was a nice, young, single black gentleman that was driving.
02:19:07
It was rush hour traffic.
02:19:08
We were stopped.
02:19:08
Quite, you know, at least two, two lights, dude.
02:19:11
And I'm like, hey, dude, hey, dude,
02:19:14
you probably get a number if you help that lady tire a muffler up.
02:19:18
He laughed. He tried, but she did. She had.
02:19:20
She was not having it.
02:19:21
That's a good reason to carry a wire hanger with you at all times.
02:19:25
At all times.
02:19:26
I showed up at a park or a
02:19:30
a tournament at this golf tournament, with my muffler in my hands.
02:19:38
But the whole thing fell off and my whole exhaust fell off.
02:19:41
Entering the disc golf course part.
02:19:45
So you were carrying it.
02:19:46
Why would you be carrying it?
02:19:48
Because I removed it in the parking lot, and I was.
02:19:51
And it was both hands.
02:19:52
Well, the, tournament director Bob
02:19:56
was making his, opening announcement,
02:19:59
and I just wanted to demonstrate why I was so late
02:20:02
and I was so filthy.
02:20:06
Did it work?
02:20:07
So I had the muffler in my hands.
02:20:10
I mean, you're typically filthy regardless, but
02:20:15
under the method.
02:20:19
Maybe people thought you were being symbolic
02:20:20
and you were going to actually not talk that that time.
02:20:23
Muffled,
02:20:25
I think. Got 11.
02:20:28
And we should watch those.
02:20:31
You next one of these shows. We could.
02:20:33
Yeah we should because you keep saying and you never fucking do.
02:20:37
We could.
02:20:38
I still don't have at this point.
02:20:40
All right.
02:20:43
So I go to Bob's seniors house, they're Bob Juniors, I go to Bob Juniors.
02:20:47
The videos from Bob, there are five seniors on notice, but.
02:20:51
Oh, what is Bob Saget?
02:20:53
What's his Bob Saget video about?
02:20:56
This is singing on science versus religion.
02:20:59
This is Carl Bob.
02:21:02
So why does it why does it have to be science versus religion?
02:21:05
Why can't it be science versus science?
02:21:09
It's like the podcast doesn't compete against other podcasts.
02:21:11
It competes against itself to just be a little bit better each time.
02:21:15
Oh, flat variance versus science.
02:21:18
Oh, I like I like science.
02:21:21
Well, just a side
02:21:22
by side apples to oranges comparison they Carl Sagan is making right now.
02:21:26
Go ahead rather quickly.
02:21:28
I think the essence of the scientific method is the willingness to,
02:21:33
to admit you're wrong, the willingness to abandon, ideas that don't work.
02:21:37
And the essence of, religion is not to change, anything that raw.
02:21:43
Raw. Suppose the truths are handed down by some revered figure,
02:21:47
and then no one is supposed to make any, any progress beyond that,
02:21:51
because all the truth is thought to be in hand.
02:21:56
Progresses that progress?
02:21:58
Yes. Progress
02:22:01
or progress in progress is.
02:22:07
Speaking of Cobra,
02:22:10
we we were
02:22:12
two times this show.
02:22:15
Never forget that he did this.
02:22:17
This is the CBS shackles that I was referring to on
02:22:20
YouTube that I said we would talk about on, Rumble.
02:22:24
It's going to through your word.
02:22:26
We should talk about something else.
02:22:27
The way the vaccine is changing the scene.
02:22:30
Oh, sorry.
02:22:30
This recurring segment here, scene.
02:22:36
That Steve
02:22:38
Jobs.
02:22:42
Shot.
02:22:42
So there's ten minutes of this ending with this number
02:22:46
in person on his stage.
02:22:54
This show is brought to you by Pfizer.
02:22:56
And by the way. The.
02:23:11
Vaccine.
02:23:15
And I'm really hoping he goes back to writing funny comedy.
02:23:19
I watched him 11 years ago, and I.
02:23:28
Vaccine.
02:23:34
Thank you.
02:23:36
Fuck you.
02:23:39
That's it.
02:23:40
That's our show. We did it.
02:23:43
Oh. Thank you.
02:23:43
Then I'd rather have that.
02:23:47
Thank you, thank you.
02:23:49
Something that I waiting for.
02:23:54
Blowing up just now.
02:24:00
What is that thing with?
02:24:01
Hey, we have 42 viewers thanks to the rain and the science
02:24:06
pictures, please, like, comment, subscribe.
02:24:10
And we will definitely check out the, quiet part pod.
02:24:14
If it's the quiet part, is it the quiet part?
02:24:16
Out loud?
02:24:18
Can I hear the loud who's words?
02:24:19
The loud part.
02:24:21
I like loud and quiet right now, rather
02:24:23
than.
02:24:26
What we appreciate is
02:24:27
George Clooney incognito.
02:24:30
Who's
02:24:31
still drunk.
02:24:33
Well,
02:24:35
okay, so there's two things I need to talk about.
02:24:37
This is me. Okay?
02:24:40
I made the mistake of telling my wife and daughter what
02:24:43
they were going to watch a part of the show, and I said, all right,
02:24:45
the one thing you might bother is what, chore calls his significant other.
02:24:50
They wanted to let you know that they feel sorry for your significant.
02:24:53
My bitch.
02:24:53
Yeah, yeah, but for somebody who allows that, they want to.
02:24:57
They want to talk to her, an educator,
02:24:59
and they wonder if she's from this giving me.
02:25:01
No, I'm not kidding.
02:25:06
So we were at, what was it?
02:25:08
The Renaissance Festival.
02:25:09
I've told the story before, but the or at the Renaissance Festival.
02:25:11
And she was, like, distracted by something,
02:25:13
and I was like, hey, you know, what do you like?
02:25:15
I'm going going over here now.
02:25:16
And she didn't fucking hear me.
02:25:18
And I'm like, hey, I'm like, come on, let's go.
02:25:22
And she's like, she didn't hear me.
02:25:24
And I'm like, bitch, come on!
02:25:26
And she goes, bitches coming!
02:25:29
And just kind of runs over.
02:25:30
And we could tell that everyone around us,
02:25:32
we were kind of like looking like, what the fuck?
02:25:34
Like was very funny.
02:25:35
And we both laughed about it afterwards.
02:25:38
That is.
02:25:38
So I've never I've never asked this, but she's clearly like Korean or something
02:25:41
then, right? No, no, no,
02:25:45
but I defend it, I defend it, I'm like dude, it's
02:25:48
it's it's kind of cute in a way.
02:25:50
I mean, to them probably it's endearing. It's not mean.
02:25:53
And it's even more funny that it's repulsive to other people
02:25:56
that no, no, no, we got we got to talk to her.
02:25:58
They, they, they fear they're like, she's in trouble.
02:26:01
She needs they they feel so sorry for you.
02:26:03
Don't you?
02:26:04
I told you, and they want I also want to help.
02:26:07
I also tell the one story at the Renaissance Festival where, she you just.
02:26:12
You just told that story. We drank.
02:26:14
We drank? Probably. No, it's a completely reserved.
02:26:16
We drink prior to going in,
02:26:17
and then we went somewhere and we went inside and we had a meet.
02:26:20
She had a meet, I had a beer, and we were going to go out and and
02:26:24
and when we had the first one she said, let me let this be the only one I have
02:26:29
because I'm already kind of toasted and this is going to be like more than enough.
02:26:33
So she's like, don't let me have another one.
02:26:35
And so, you know, later we're in the thing and we, I go to get another beer
02:26:39
and she's like, oh, I'm going to get another me.
02:26:43
And I'm like, well, I thought you said you didn't.
02:26:44
You know, not to let you have another one.
02:26:47
And she's like, oh, I'm, I'm going to have one anyway.
02:26:49
And I go, I don't know, you said that. You said no, you know.
02:26:51
And so I was just kind of joking fucking with her.
02:26:54
And and you could just tell that these people, the, the or.
02:26:57
No, never mind though.
02:26:58
Somebody like chimed in
02:27:00
and they were like, well, you know, she can have one if she wants.
02:27:03
And I'm like, I'm like, yeah, yeah, she can't.
02:27:07
And so
02:27:07
I just kind of like, we got our drinks cuz I really wanted to drink.
02:27:11
And then out loud, like afterwards we were like, like, can you believe that?
02:27:14
The guy thinks I'm like, you know, like somehow like over think twice.
02:27:18
You like.
02:27:19
No, you think twice if you need help, you.
02:27:22
Yeah. It was hilarious.
02:27:23
But we like, called it out, like right in front of their face.
02:27:25
But as we walked away, I go.
02:27:26
It's funny that these people think that I'm just like.
02:27:28
Like fucking, you know, beating the shit out of you or something.
02:27:31
Her back.
02:27:34
It was just funny
02:27:36
because they.
02:27:37
She already told me. And so I was just trying to uphold it.
02:27:39
And they were like, you know, she can she can have another one if she wants.
02:27:42
I who are you to say that?
02:27:43
I'm like, get the fuck out of here.
02:27:45
It's the Renaissance Festival.
02:27:47
It's 1650 for a wine screw.
02:27:49
That is the Renaissance Festival.
02:27:51
It's a bunch of fucking weirdos and a lot of liberals.
02:27:54
Yeah, yeah, that's a weirdos.
02:27:56
Yeah.
02:27:58
What's the,
02:28:00
What's the safe word?
02:28:03
Asparagus.
02:28:04
I don't know,
02:28:06
but, Oh, to.
02:28:12
The joust.
02:28:15
Even to the joust.
02:28:16
Well, Will and I were tripping on acid at the Renaissance festival, and,
02:28:21
he said that, some bitch, like, was trying to play a game with us.
02:28:25
And and so she was trying to think
02:28:29
she played some, some bitch that worked.
02:28:30
There was one of the carny people, whatever you wanna call them.
02:28:34
She was like, oh, let's play a game.
02:28:35
I want to play.
02:28:36
You know, she called us over
02:28:37
and she worked at some like, Booth or some shit.
02:28:39
And so I turned around.
02:28:40
Will turned around,
02:28:41
and she talked to Will, and I feel like I was, tripping on acid.
02:28:45
So maybe it was like, you know, 15 seconds.
02:28:48
Maybe it was five minutes.
02:28:49
I don't know, but it felt like fucking forever.
02:28:51
And so I'm like, long as the talking Mandalorian.
02:28:54
I'm like, what? I'm like, what game is this?
02:28:56
I'm like, because I'm just standing here with my back to her.
02:28:58
Am I like a sucker? Like, what's going on?
02:29:00
Like, are these waiting for me to turn my back,
02:29:02
like to see how long I'm going to have my back healed?
02:29:05
And so I kind of glance and I see, like, well, having a hardcore conversation
02:29:09
with this, with this woman.
02:29:11
And so I turned, I turned back as if I, you know, I'm not supposed to look.
02:29:15
More time goes by.
02:29:16
I look back again and nothing's going on.
02:29:18
You know, he's still having a hard
02:29:19
core conversation and I'm like, okay, what the fuck am I supposed to do?
02:29:23
And then all of a sudden I turn,
02:29:25
turn around again, and Will's like walking towards me really, like speedily.
02:29:29
And he's like, come on, let's go.
02:29:30
And she like, yells something, hey, there's something wrong with your buddy.
02:29:33
And he's like, yeah, I have no idea what she.
02:29:35
I'm like, dude, it looked like you were having
02:29:36
like a hard core conversation with her.
02:29:38
And he's like, yeah, I don't know.
02:29:39
I he's like, I have no idea what I said.
02:29:41
He goes, she said something about a late night joust or something,
02:29:45
and that she wanted to invite me to the late night joust, and he's like,
02:29:49
I'm not sure if she was like, trying to, you know,
02:29:51
want to fuck me later or what the.
02:29:53
Yeah, he was it was very confusing, but I'm sure that there was you
02:29:56
you mentioned, didn't you work at a Renaissance festival?
02:29:58
Isn't there some carny culture?
02:30:00
And there some late night, late and South
02:30:03
Minaj that goes on? Yes.
02:30:07
There was a lot of sex happening in the tents
02:30:09
up on the side of the employee parking lot, in all the tents.
02:30:13
And purposes of all intents and purposes, you you have to tons.
02:30:19
And then she had two tents, the screens getting fractal like.
02:30:24
I like a good fractal.
02:30:26
Yeah.
02:30:27
It reminds me of as above, so below.
02:30:30
It's because we went through
02:30:32
all the videos.
02:30:35
I saved the on the draw.
02:30:37
That's why I went to Drury to.
02:30:46
And I abandoned the chair every 15 minutes, roughly, anyway.
02:30:49
Yeah.
02:30:54
So that was kind of interesting.
02:31:03
I, I oh.
02:31:06
Excuse me. Yeah. If you guys think I'm gay for buddy.
02:31:08
Dude, before he gets unnatural.
02:31:11
Kind of homosexual.
02:31:12
Well, he got not independent women, but but big dudes kind of love my engine.
02:31:17
Yeah, I know some people don't do it for me, but weird side people
02:31:20
definitely do it for me.
02:31:25
You. Let's do the kid you want to do.
02:31:29
The kid?
02:31:31
Oh, yeah.
02:31:33
You can do the kid.
02:31:38
Hey, children.
02:31:41
Always.
02:31:46
Make love.
02:31:49
Come on.
02:31:52
I love,
02:31:54
Jurassic Park.
02:31:56
Yeah.
02:31:59
And you say, right,
02:32:02
but you know.
02:32:08
I know what they what they.
02:32:26
Don't believe in.
02:32:28
It's the Brady auto show.
02:32:30
Brady and or Gary.
02:32:32
As above and so below.
02:32:35
Because he's so close.
02:32:36
Brady and Josh.
02:32:37
Oh, we're doing it our way.
02:32:41
We're gonna make it.
02:32:42
Make our dreams come true.
02:32:43
Brady and your show it Brady.
02:32:47
And draw.
02:32:47
It's their show now Brady draw.
02:32:51
Fuck is that I don't know nothing about it man.
02:32:55
For.
02:32:58
Baby hours with your hair on it.
02:33:01
But I'm not saying what he was saying.
02:33:03
I noticed what I mean. The fall of Western civilization.
02:33:06
Have you been noticing signs of the same, sir?
02:33:09
Yes, sir. Yes.
02:33:11
Okay.
02:33:11
This is going by as well as last week.
02:33:13
You. I'm.
02:33:15
I do love Jesus.
02:33:22
What's that little house there?
02:33:26
The hut.
02:33:27
They sell the wristbands out of
02:33:30
and nominal items
02:33:32
that they charge for this calf ticket there.
02:33:35
The day.
02:33:35
The day pass or whatever.
02:33:37
Yeah, yeah.
02:33:39
The ticket.
02:33:40
I know I didn't
02:33:42
ticket of entry.
02:33:43
And, I asked him if he'd just gotten out of a.
02:33:46
They don't want Cody in prison camp
02:33:47
because, I mean, how far do you want to go with this?
02:33:49
You want to be monetized?
02:33:51
Well, you want to talk about the, make Israel great again?
02:33:55
Do you want to talk about, no.
02:33:57
The great, wideout. Let's.
02:33:59
Yeah, that's the replacement theory bullshit.
02:34:02
Nah, I don't really take your ass out of America in the West.
02:34:05
Well, wait.
02:34:06
Hold on.
02:34:07
So this is what, really, this is what struck me on this.
02:34:11
He wants to take your penis out of America.
02:34:14
What would
02:34:15
you do that I don't know, I don't even know why he said it.
02:34:18
The great, white out.
02:34:20
Let's, take European ass out of America
02:34:23
in the West, though.
02:34:27
He clearly,
02:34:30
great way to take your penis out of America again.
02:34:33
But is he okay? So he's going to pull out.
02:34:35
He's going to take your penis. Right?
02:34:37
American blow is literally all over America.
02:34:39
America, and
02:34:41
then blow as a blow.
02:34:42
Your load all over its face.
02:34:44
I can't make you.
02:34:46
I can't make your opinion sound like you're a penis, no matter how hard I try.
02:34:50
So he clearly.
02:34:53
Yeah. And why not?
02:34:54
Why not? Not.
02:34:55
There was nothing in my ass either.
02:34:57
Why not? A black penis?
02:35:00
There was a lot of semen floating around. Yes.
02:35:03
You cannot have happiness without happiness.
02:35:06
Make Israel great again.
02:35:08
Do you want to talk about, the great, white, which is a good giant.
02:35:13
It grows out of America in the.
02:35:14
What, the great, white out.
02:35:17
Let's take European this out of America in the last go.
02:35:21
What's keep going on?
02:35:22
Yeah, in the West, only the,
02:35:27
Take European this out of America in the West. Go!
02:35:30
What's keep going on? Yeah. Oh.
02:35:32
That's gross. Good for is good.
02:35:34
The wage disparity between us,
02:35:37
between the lower class and the upper class.
02:35:41
Yes, that we could talk about that.
02:35:43
So anytime we get any type of footage,
02:35:48
momentum, money in the middle class, they just increase inflation.
02:35:51
And it's like another tax.
02:35:53
Your money that used to be worth something is now worth almost nothing again.
02:35:57
But the billionaires, that little fluctuation doesn't mean anything to them.
02:36:01
It's just like a dog shaking off fucking fleas.
02:36:04
Start over.
02:36:06
Yeah, there is a fall knife.
02:36:07
You're penis.
02:36:09
But they've been doing that forever.
02:36:11
It's not crashing. We're not about to fall.
02:36:14
Five bad times.
02:36:16
But I think sometimes.
02:36:19
It's.
02:36:20
And it always gets like that when one political just won't crash.
02:36:24
It just won't crash for us.
02:36:25
But it's crashing.
02:36:29
Yeah.
02:36:30
I don't like crash.
02:36:30
Very deep in the pool.
02:36:31
It might crash for me.
02:36:35
My kids are prepared.
02:36:36
I don't have generational wealth, but they're prepared.
02:36:38
They're educated.
02:36:41
They'll be fine.
02:36:41
I see it, it does.
02:36:43
I see their peers.
02:36:44
If the horse is educated in.
02:36:46
No, it doesn't, it does.
02:36:48
I'm they they very well may not use their degree,
02:36:51
but they'll be just fine is what I'm saying.
02:36:53
Like,
02:36:55
have you seen the people out there?
02:36:59
I mean, the bar is low
02:37:01
if if there's only so much to go around,
02:37:05
my kids might be too civilized and nice.
02:37:07
But other than that, they're totally prepared.
02:37:12
Yeah.
02:37:15
Shit's not gonna hit the fan.
02:37:16
It'll be fine. I don't think so.
02:37:20
What is the shit hitting
02:37:21
the fan look like to you?
02:37:30
As far as what?
02:37:32
That's what you that's that's what you feel in.
02:37:34
Yeah.
02:37:35
Like power going out?
02:37:39
Yeah.
02:37:39
The crew, more than talking about the crash
02:37:43
for for weeks, months
02:37:45
for longer than gasoline can supply your generator for.
02:37:49
Yeah.
02:37:49
For for grocery stores to run out of supply
02:37:53
so that what, you start hunting squirrels and digging up fucking, cicadas.
02:37:58
You can't go to fucking work. Doesn't matter anymore.
02:38:00
You need to just fuck. No.
02:38:02
It doesn't.
02:38:02
Right. Priorities change.
02:38:06
The word bored never comes into play again.
02:38:09
Just hunger chase.
02:38:13
I I'm smart enough that I prepared my kids to do that.
02:38:17
So when I'm old enough
02:38:19
or too old, I mean, they'll feed you.
02:38:22
Hopefully they'll be able to say,
02:38:23
hey, remember, dear old daddy fed us for like 20 years.
02:38:25
Maybe, just maybe, we should go take him a fucking squirrel.
02:38:29
How's your neighbors, a squirrel taking a break from that?
02:38:37
I've never eaten squirrel.
02:38:38
For the record, I've eaten a lot.
02:38:40
Shit, I've never eaten squirrel,
02:38:42
so I don't know, but it's nice to be up
02:38:45
here, but, you know, there wasn't much time in between.
02:38:48
Like, I guess there was plenty of time, but, they haven't touched anything.
02:38:53
Haven't done anything at all yet.
02:38:54
Zero effort on their part.
02:38:56
I don't know if they're, like, waiting for something
02:39:00
to get some the mail because I told them I was going to give them the information.
02:39:04
So I don't know what,
02:39:05
but they've, they're, they had their Mo people come and they've, they've mowed.
02:39:10
Wait. Hold on. What is it.
02:39:12
The questions when they mo do they mo around the circle like on your side.
02:39:16
Yeah. Yeah.
02:39:19
Like if you, if you started saying
02:39:21
while we, you know, we drew that new line, we still have to move the cement.
02:39:25
But I would be such a dick, I would cut half around the cancer.
02:39:30
You're half your responsibility.
02:39:33
That probably might not make you.
02:39:34
Yeah.
02:39:34
I don't need to mow it because it's like I want it to grow.
02:39:37
It should be woods.
02:39:38
It was supposed to be wood, right?
02:39:41
You got a tree plant playing?
02:39:43
I have no idea.
02:39:44
I have to figure out, I have to, I just want to check with
02:39:47
if they like, you know, if there's the care,
02:39:50
if you plant, they don't care until they reach about 1350.
02:39:54
Yeah.
02:39:54
Yeah. Right. Yeah.
02:39:55
Then it's a problem. It's.
02:39:57
I don't know, I'd like to plant something
02:39:59
that's not going to necessarily be a problem anytime soon.
02:40:02
Yeah, I got a branch.
02:40:04
But usually just something that's that covers more like a upper body.
02:40:07
Some that's going to take more space and be more.
02:40:09
Less maintenance. No. No leaves and shit. You know.
02:40:16
Yeah.
02:40:16
It's gonna be
02:40:17
it's going to be a bit before the hour provides makes a privacy fence though,
02:40:20
right. They got to grow.
02:40:22
I bought, go to Lucas, full grown.
02:40:27
There's, look at.
02:40:28
Yeah, they're. No, they're like six feet. Come.
02:40:31
They're coming to 75 things a piece.
02:40:33
They're not.
02:40:33
They're no warranty, but it's 75 bucks apiece.
02:40:36
They come in 15 like five of.
02:40:39
Right? They come on a bar.
02:40:40
Now you can get a strip of only one.
02:40:43
Only one done.
02:40:45
Because I think I dug it too deep,
02:40:47
but only one done.
02:40:49
I dig, I dig
02:40:52
over the
02:40:52
I planted them all on the in, towards the tail end of the summer last year.
02:40:56
So this is the kind of fascinating stuff. Yeah.
02:40:58
To look forward to next week.
02:40:59
So if, if you had 15 and one died,
02:41:03
how many were left
02:41:06
or ten.
02:41:07
Math man.
02:41:09
So it's the same like this, the similar size everybody's from like,
02:41:12
you know, boxed or whatever the fuck do I call it?
02:41:15
Brick and mortar.
02:41:16
Whatever it is, be $300 an hour providing.
02:41:20
But you get a warranty on them.
02:41:22
You go to Lucas, which is a wholesale shit.
02:41:24
You get it for 75 bucks apiece.
02:41:27
So many more times.
02:41:29
These Lucas, nursery.
02:41:32
Where.
02:41:32
Yeah, yeah.
02:41:36
It's great.
02:41:38
I'm gonna go up and get a bunch more.
02:41:41
I was getting five at a time in my pick up.
02:41:44
Yeah.
02:41:51
You know what they did?
02:41:52
And then I kind of stopped. I.
02:41:54
I told that bitch like. Oh, yeah, I'm working.
02:41:56
She's like, what's an armor, buddy?
02:41:57
What's a what's what's a reservoir?
02:42:00
You know, I also forgot to tell you to she, she also said was
02:42:03
she was like, oh well, you know, I like obviously you know, I
02:42:07
which is older before you get to far that I talked about
02:42:12
she's like obviously I'm an honest person.
02:42:14
You know, I have two children.
02:42:15
I have two little girls
02:42:17
like, and I'm like, I'm like, you know, that just means the fuck twice.
02:42:20
Yeah. I don't yeah, it's like, I'll go.
02:42:22
As much as that sounds great, I go, you.
02:42:24
I appreciate that, but I go, you know, my, my, my girlfriend's, you know, sister,
02:42:30
her ex-husband has two little girls, and he's kind of a piece of shit, you know?
02:42:34
So, you know,
02:42:36
and I said that I told her that I.
02:42:40
Yeah.
02:42:40
That's not the requirement to be smart, in fact.
02:42:44
Right.
02:42:45
Smart people usually wait until they're 40 and shit, like there's 20
02:42:48
and fucking by the time they're 42, they usually can't have kids.
02:42:51
But the dumbasses that were 16, they had one, then an 18,
02:42:55
then a 20, then a 22 Idiocracy
02:43:00
and now the dumb.
02:43:01
Well, you know, the folks outnumber us.
02:43:04
The problem with the property is I need to have some trees
02:43:07
taken down, and I need to take them down all in one.
02:43:11
And I'd like to call
02:43:13
and have them, you know, take down what?
02:43:17
Because there's one tree that maybe there maybe they would take down.
02:43:20
And I wouldn't need to because it's,
02:43:22
you know, I could point out that it's treacherous for the power lines.
02:43:25
I don't fucking know.
02:43:26
I'm going to find that out, but I need to kind of get that done.
02:43:29
And the longer they take to get this shit done
02:43:32
more, I'm just going to end up calling a card dealer.
02:43:36
And I told her this.
02:43:38
And so I don't, you know.
02:43:42
I don't know,
02:43:43
but I don't necessarily want to govern the situation either,
02:43:47
because I don't know if it is going to be like a strict like they might
02:43:50
just go ahead and move this like it's no, I this bitch
02:43:53
needs to adhere to the,
02:43:56
six feet from the property line.
02:43:59
You can't have anything, you know, six feet.
02:44:03
Did you say six feet?
02:44:05
Six feet from the property line?
02:44:06
Yeah. You're not allowed to put a shot on anything. Yeah.
02:44:08
Is that where the Covid people got that number from?
02:44:11
No, no, it's from the side.
02:44:13
It's eight feet on the sides.
02:44:15
But it's just so you don't build a bunch of bullshit near near your property.
02:44:19
You're never near neighbors like shit.
02:44:21
Like, you know, just build a whole blockade of shit.
02:44:23
But yeah, but that they can make arbitrary numbers if it's not practical.
02:44:27
Yeah, but it's it's so stupid because the city, the city has these rules.
02:44:32
But they said that it's a civil thing.
02:44:35
The city doesn't enforce them.
02:44:36
And so it's like, why do why does me, as the citizen,
02:44:40
need to enforce the city rules as far as that's concerned?
02:44:43
Like why are they making me look like the asshole?
02:44:46
And me have to do my fucking due diligence in order
02:44:49
to get my neighbor to listen to the city's coding?
02:44:53
Like, why should I care that much?
02:44:55
You're answering your own questions, right?
02:44:56
You understand that you should be the one that cares the most.
02:45:00
Therefore you will be the one to invest it.
02:45:04
To be fair, you're the one that's also going to be
02:45:07
benefiting from it in the long run.
02:45:09
So you should be the one that has to do the most work.
02:45:13
Is that wrong?
02:45:14
What are you, some kind of socialist?
02:45:16
You want the government to do everything for you in his hand. Out.
02:45:19
Here's your property draw.
02:45:19
Everything's done.
02:45:20
Little bow on it. Well, you have city rules.
02:45:23
Why don't you? Fine.
02:45:25
You know, you can get money from them.
02:45:26
So here's the city rules.
02:45:28
So we're allowed to have chickens in my city?
02:45:32
Yeah, my property is.
02:45:33
My property is rather small.
02:45:35
It's the old. You know, the mine is 90.
02:45:38
Fine. It's bigger.
02:45:39
But my neighbor, we're buying bigger property. I'm not.
02:45:42
This isn't a pissing contest. Just let me share my story.
02:45:44
So I have a little tiny postwar bungalow property, like 80 by 50.
02:45:49
And the rule is we're allowed to have chickens
02:45:51
as long as they're not 25ft away from the property line.
02:45:56
So you're freaking out because you're up north, right?
02:45:59
You hear ghosts?
02:46:01
Yeah.
02:46:02
So we're allowed to have chickens,
02:46:04
but they're they have to be 25ft from a neighbor's property.
02:46:08
And every property in the city is 50ft wide.
02:46:14
At least the viewers are catching on to that.
02:46:15
We can't have chickens even though we can't have chickens. But
02:46:20
yes. Okay, a little a
02:46:22
baby. Come here.
02:46:24
Okay.
02:46:26
Is this that bad?
02:46:31
Fast.
02:46:31
Good. I'm listening.
02:46:33
Ours is a 150 yard.
02:46:36
I was done, I said 50, 50ft wide. We can.
02:46:38
We can have chickens, but they have to be 25ft
02:46:40
away from a neighbor, which means we can't have chickens.
02:46:43
Ours is 150ft from a neighbor.
02:46:46
And we can, like, barely
02:46:47
maybe have chickens and we're going to have chickens anyway.
02:46:51
That's also why I want the we want the fence.
02:46:53
And we are like going, you're going to have
02:46:55
it fenced in and we want to be able to like walk over.
02:46:58
I don't want to like going in.
02:46:59
It's like no property we can do.
02:47:01
We want a bunch of people have chickens, fence.
02:47:05
Well, that was my point.
02:47:06
I, I do have to go pee pee.
02:47:08
Thanks for asking.
02:47:09
But we can't go both people at the same time.
02:47:15
The,
02:47:17
garage door is fascinatingly sounding.
02:47:20
I don't like doing the show by myself.
02:47:21
I pretty much have everything that's
02:47:24
come.
02:47:26
I guess we're going to go over some school
02:47:29
awesome topics for the next couple of days.
02:47:32
My baby. Hi.
02:47:35
I love you too. Hi.
02:47:40
Who is a good girl? Hi.
02:47:42
So we're borderline from getting banned from Rumble
02:47:45
because the beast even tell it.
02:47:47
Oh, hi. Would you like to suck my dick?
02:47:50
So weird how dog owners think it's okay to lick the red rocket.
02:47:53
You want to do the peanut butter trick? Oh, yeah.
02:47:56
You know, the peanut butter to go? Yeah.
02:47:57
So I'm going to come over here.
02:47:59
Oh, all. I am a ha ha ha ha,
02:48:03
little fucker.
02:48:04
But you'll go back in, go see mama.
02:48:08
Yeah.
02:48:08
You know, like, I know he's cuter put and all that thing is,
02:48:15
oh, yeah.
02:48:17
I just saw somebody cooking, holding a dog over their fucking counter.
02:48:22
Dude, one of those black dogs with thin, wiry hair with, like, dad,
02:48:26
there's gotta be black.
02:48:27
It was black.
02:48:28
It didn't have to be. It just was.
02:48:31
But, dude, it was a cooking show.
02:48:33
And they were holding their dog over what they were cooking.
02:48:36
And they love their dog so much they're not thinking it over the dander.
02:48:39
Fucking sick, fucking shit.
02:48:41
Walking at shit, sniffing.
02:48:43
Just,
02:48:45
instead, it's probably just cute little spike.
02:48:48
That's a problem.
02:48:50
That's like a, mental defective thinking that your dog isn't what it is.
02:48:56
Somebody's going to get hurt.
02:48:59
Preferably the dog.
02:49:01
Just like a retard can't give consent.
02:49:03
Neither can a dog, remember?
02:49:05
What are you going to say? The R-word?
02:49:07
But he barked twice.
02:49:10
I told them once,
02:49:11
if bark once if you don't want me to.
02:49:16
Put the peanut butter it put.
02:49:17
We are retarded again.
02:49:22
I have a retard.
02:49:23
One, two.
02:49:26
So yeah I think last week was the anniversary show.
02:49:30
I just think it's dumb to celebrate the anniversary
02:49:32
in the first year of the next show.
02:49:34
I mean the next year. That's just dumb.
02:49:36
Well it's the anniversary in one show, right.
02:49:38
But it's a show.
02:49:39
So this is the best analogy I can think of.
02:49:41
If you ever watched a show.
02:49:43
No, everyone's all right.
02:49:45
Let's just say you did.
02:49:46
They have things that are called seasons, right?
02:49:49
So we just ended our season.
02:49:50
They call that the season finale. They party, they celebrate. Right.
02:49:53
But then season, the next season, episode one is just, like
02:49:57
usually like the worst,
02:50:00
the worst episode of the season because it usually is like
02:50:03
in a second, they cut off the
02:50:05
usually it gets to the right season.
02:50:07
The middle ones are kind of even worse. You're right.
02:50:09
But it's not the it's not the finale.
02:50:11
My point is, the last show should be the Big Bang,
02:50:14
not the first show of the next year.
02:50:16
Like the show, I did it. It's gonna we did it right.
02:50:19
I we are going to continue to celebrate our years at the end of the year.
02:50:23
The finale
02:50:26
finally, the finally
02:50:30
and I say processes, which is very irritating
02:50:34
processes.
02:50:35
I see process either either
02:50:38
try and say processes, right.
02:50:41
Especially on a like on a meeting, on a conference call, try and say
02:50:45
processes, processes,
02:50:49
processes, processes,
02:50:52
these processes that processes, processes
02:50:58
all these processes, processes, processes, process
02:51:01
I words have lost all meaning processes.
02:51:08
I don't have anything to talk about.
02:51:10
What's the topic?
02:51:11
I know we are out.
02:51:13
I we had so many videos the topic next week we weren't going to make them.
02:51:17
Yeah. So we English.
02:51:20
As I said, I stopped shoving
02:51:22
topic videos out there because I thought I heard enough out there, but
02:51:26
and a lot of some of the shit I was coming, I wasn't like,
02:51:29
you know, oh, I have to throw this in the hat.
02:51:32
So I kind of backed down a bit,
02:51:36
but, yeah,
02:51:37
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know,
02:51:41
I don't fucking know.
02:51:44
29, 29 is like
02:51:45
half what you usually have closer to 50
02:51:48
clips.
02:51:50
Clips?
02:51:51
Hey, we're 20 minutes later. Them
02:51:54
the clip. Yeah. So
02:51:56
somebody always adds a few.
02:51:57
So I had to add a way to modify.
02:52:00
You can just paste them in there.
02:52:01
They should appear. For whatever reason though.
02:52:03
The phone numbers are appearing now from the text.
02:52:05
So I have to edit them all so we don't accidentally reveal our phone number.
02:52:10
Trivia.
02:52:11
So you don't accidentally reveal our phone number?
02:52:14
Yeah, the show Fledge Rants and,
02:52:18
I'm pretty sure
02:52:19
if something happens, we do it.
02:52:23
I don't know if that means.
02:52:27
We're good.
02:52:27
There is.
02:52:28
It means there is no I. And we are good.
02:52:31
We are is not.
02:52:32
There is no.
02:52:33
Something happens.
02:52:34
We're responsible for.
02:52:37
There is no I.
02:52:38
In fact,
02:52:43
If you see
02:52:45
if you know this in episode 139 comment, I don't know.
02:52:51
No. All right, then
02:52:52
I will comment. No.
02:52:59
I'm not sure how to respond.
02:53:00
And one of me wants to ask another question.
02:53:02
The other one wants to just hit the fucking outro.
02:53:06
I could do that.
02:53:08
I could do that.
02:53:08
Don't make me do that.
02:53:09
I want to at least three questions.
02:53:12
Episode 40 subscribe
02:53:16
Gary gives a humorous etymology of subscribe.
02:53:18
What does it literally mean?
02:53:22
That's an incredible question.
02:53:24
Totally boring.
02:53:28
It means sub equals under scribe equals, right?
02:53:31
So underwrite.
02:53:32
It means underwrite.
02:53:35
Your sound went out again just in case you're talking.
02:53:37
No, I'm here in episode 141, parasite.
02:53:41
In my song.
02:53:41
What do we do? Parasite? I don't remember doing parasite.
02:53:44
Was there. My song. You said my song right there. My song.
02:53:47
He said my son went to Europe.
02:53:49
I couldn't hear anything. But now you're back.
02:53:50
All right, so because I wasn't saying anything,
02:53:53
we're to the point
02:53:54
now where when Gary picks a topic, I have to go look at the other 150
02:53:57
to make sure we didn't already do it, because I don't remember.
02:54:01
Gary says the best defense
02:54:02
against parasites is what?
02:54:09
Strong boundaries.
02:54:15
It's good.
02:54:20
You want to hear the.
02:54:21
You want to hear the way, the five ways Pope Leo says I could warp
02:54:25
humanity as if he's an expert on the subject.
02:54:28
No. Pope Leo gave the following warnings.
02:54:31
I can erode human judgment by offering
02:54:34
instant answers that weaken creativity.
02:54:37
The discriminate,
02:54:41
discriminate, discriminate.
02:54:45
Like this,
02:54:47
meant.
02:54:49
And patients needed to seek truth.
02:54:51
So apparently it'll make it makes things easier.
02:54:54
As if like books, writing things down and reading them out of books
02:54:57
and having things organized in libraries that isn't like does
02:55:01
that is what religion is really good at, is making things easier on people.
02:55:07
But I can simulate care without relationship.
02:55:10
Making vulnerable users mistake artificial empathy for genuine human connection.
02:55:17
Number three, I can
02:55:19
deepen inequity because data computing power
02:55:23
and regulatory influence are concentrated among a smaller number of actors.
02:55:28
I know what the fuck that means.
02:55:31
How can it deepen inequity?
02:55:33
And why does inequity, like got?
02:55:37
You can't deepen inequity either.
02:55:38
You have an expertise.
02:55:40
People are going to say people are going to profit off of it.
02:55:44
People who are responsible for it are going to profit off of it.
02:55:47
The people who invented it. Oh yes. Perfect.
02:55:50
No, no, that's not what exactly they were saying that maybe,
02:55:55
number four, I can dis destabilize a democracy
02:56:00
by amplifying disinformation and blurring the lines between fact and fiction.
02:56:03
Well, the Democratic Party can do that to.
02:56:08
They do that with social media.
02:56:10
Number five.
02:56:11
I can make war easier by speeding up
02:56:14
lethal decisions and distancing humans from responsibility.
02:56:17
Lead. It's not Gore's starkest line.
02:56:20
Quote no algorithm can make war morality acceptable.
02:56:24
End quote.
02:56:29
I think the
02:56:29
human factor is distancing humans from something
02:56:32
very important by just having like auto auto war.
02:56:36
You just have an AI algorithm that's just going to go to war
02:56:39
and it's going to kill the enemy, and that's it.
02:56:41
Yeah.
02:56:42
But yeah, we're not going to contain contain human collateral damage.
02:56:49
Unless we're just going to put a bunch of fake it here will line up our AI.
02:56:52
You destroy it, it'll just be like a chess game,
02:56:55
which then nobody will care because it won't matter.
02:56:57
There won't be any cost.
02:56:59
Hello?
02:57:00
Pope Leo has announced himself as one of the leading figures in AI ethics.
02:57:04
Now, with this document,
02:57:06
how do you
02:57:08
how do you just
02:57:10
announce yourself as a leading figure and.
02:57:12
Well, so just because you're he's pious so he's already a leader?
02:57:17
I think if you're already a leader, then you can wake up one day and be like,
02:57:21
I'm a gas station attendant.
02:57:22
I want everybody to follow me.
02:57:24
And my philosophy is now people would be like, no.
02:57:29
Some people might be like, you.
02:57:32
Yeah, well, why are you gay?
02:57:35
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
02:57:38
About myself.
02:57:39
Not about. But we're.
02:57:42
I mean,
02:57:44
right.
02:57:47
Fuck you.
02:57:49
All right?
02:57:54
That was fun news.
02:57:55
I ain't got nothing to do with none of that, man.
02:57:57
Okay?
02:58:02
Now we're a podcast.
02:58:03
Watching a podcast, watching, listening.
02:58:05
This, we call it stream sniping.
02:58:09
You put it no roll over.
02:58:12
You don't.
02:58:13
Yeah I do, I'm looking for somebody to raid.
02:58:15
Did not want to be.
02:58:16
I'm looking for, local, news sources
02:58:20
like, I'm just checking the news report.
02:58:23
I got the power from a recent news report as well.
02:58:29
This is a large rant.
02:58:31
Live, chicken attack.
02:58:34
I don't really have a chicken attack.
02:58:36
I just wanted to hear say that
02:58:39
it's coming back around.
02:58:39
You hear about that shit?
02:58:41
Speaking of Ebola, episode 119 Gay.
02:58:47
The episode repeatedly plays and references
02:58:49
The Flintstones themes because it ends with the phrase.
02:58:55
Ebola.
02:58:57
We'll have a gay old time.
02:59:00
Yeah, but that's okay though.
02:59:01
That was a happy time of a happy time.
02:59:04
What does Garry say?
02:59:05
He wants his entire life and vocabulary to be. Gay.
02:59:14
Why are you gay?
02:59:19
I was unaware.
02:59:20
Oh. All right, so I didn't.
02:59:23
I didn't know what Ebola was as a kid.
02:59:24
All I know is that it was a sketch on mad TV.
02:59:29
Really?
02:59:29
I learned most,
02:59:30
but I knew it was like a disease because of the sketch from that TV.
02:59:33
From a TV. TV?
02:59:35
The hell is the whole.
02:59:36
Yeah, it was just the fake, Friday.
02:59:40
That is
02:59:42
Friday.
02:59:42
It was way better than that.
02:59:43
Pulled us both down here. It's got to be a national crisis.
02:59:46
I've got a bad feeling about this.
02:59:50
I can do this.
02:59:52
Remember? Guess what's happened?
02:59:53
I laugh, I never did any white people see you come down here, he said.
02:59:58
Hell, no.
02:59:59
Come on, Bob, what is it? Tell us.
03:00:02
Our nightmare continues.
03:00:03
Last night, one of my operatives in Greenwich,
03:00:04
Connecticut, heard a town say, that's the bomb.
03:00:07
Oh, my God, we just changed that to.
03:00:09
That's the bomb. Last week. Was all that in the bag of chips?
03:00:11
I told you, someone is leaking information, right?
03:00:13
America is co-opting our slang faster than ever.
03:00:16
What do you expect?
03:00:17
We got Ricki Lake on twice a day.
03:00:18
Now I know, yo, man, it's my time to get my rap on.
03:00:20
I don't know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying?
03:00:22
Well, that's what we're here. Let's get to work.
03:00:25
Can't believe it.
03:00:25
God, that's the bomb. That's on my best work. Right.
03:00:28
All right.
03:00:29
In 1960, we introduced groovy.
03:00:31
Then it was stolen by Simon and Garfunkel.
03:00:34
So we replaced it with I can dig it, I can dig it.
03:00:36
Became out of sight, out of sight became.
03:00:37
So I became cool. Cool became rod. What became Paul again?
03:00:39
Cool became fresh again. You have to have a flashlight again.
03:00:41
Cool again so we can go through. We cool. That's all from it.
03:00:44
So we can go back. Oh, that a bag of chips.
03:00:45
And that's how we write the ball. It's like butter, baby.
03:00:47
Nah nah nah man.
03:00:48
Car don't did not come for Fat tycoon.
03:00:51
Bet your ass always get back the type never made.
03:00:53
These are the rocky things a colloquialism that
03:00:55
originated in Hunters Point San Francisco and diamond.
03:00:57
You can think that's the people.
03:01:00
Focus, please.
03:01:02
All right, look, we can always go back to go.
03:01:04
Come on, T-Bone, we're better than that. All right, let's check.
03:01:06
What are the possible etymological extensions of bomb?
03:01:09
Neutron bomb?
03:01:10
I enjoyed missile Sidewinder style.
03:01:13
How about.
03:01:13
That's good.
03:01:15
Oh, I know what a score is. A stupid,
03:01:18
I mean, stupid good or stupid bad, stupid bad.
03:01:20
But that is, in fact bad or bad bad bad bad.
03:01:22
Now let's listen, baby, you have scope for saying something like that,
03:01:27
which I think is a trifle sorry to the curb.
03:01:29
Chump change.
03:01:30
No major pop squat black gobble.
03:01:33
All right then, think big.
03:01:34
Think big on vampire in Brooklyn.
03:01:36
I don't want to know the bomb.
03:01:38
You're blowing up. You're exploding.
03:01:40
World Trade Center on the moon.
03:01:42
It a disaster.
03:01:43
Mass killings, destruction, bloodbath.
03:01:45
Bodies everywhere.
03:01:47
Ebola there before 911.
03:01:50
Yeah.
03:01:50
No. Paradise was the Ebola last night.
03:01:53
The Ebola.
03:01:54
Ebola. Right.
03:01:55
Like, do you see the new receptionist?
03:01:57
Her booties. Ebola.
03:01:59
Agreed.
03:01:59
Well, we're about to our best operators immediately.
03:02:01
All right, that contact here is one doctor Dre and Ice Cube.
03:02:04
Actually, before we go, I feel I should once again bring up the subject of funk.
03:02:07
I can't hear it. Oh, mask. What's that noise?
03:02:10
Pop. Pop. How many times do we have to go over this?
03:02:12
We have so connected to our bass. Please let funky be funky.
03:02:15
You got to represent and keep it real.
03:02:17
I've got to.
03:02:18
And a Pro Bowler from mobile, Alabama said funky last night.
03:02:21
They don't know how to use it, right.
03:02:23
They'll never know what it means.
03:02:24
Okay, okay.
03:02:25
Just making isn't very good work people.
03:02:28
Oh, that was better. That was. You're the only. That's.
03:02:33
Ebola.
03:02:34
I know.
03:02:41
You are now watching dizzy or sorry Brady.
03:02:45
Dirty.
03:02:47
You see, Shorty,
03:02:50
what personal regret does Gary mention
03:02:52
from a past episode involving geezer?
03:02:56
Guys, can I get you to come?
03:03:00
He feels he may have hurt people with an overly critical rant
03:03:04
and no longer feels the same way.
03:03:07
I don't remember that.
03:03:10
I think he that's when he was becoming a pussy,
03:03:13
when he was pushing out over life.
03:03:18
The fight.
03:03:19
The fight is leaving him.
03:03:23
It is episode 106,
03:03:25
which is so happened to be in the first episode without him.
03:03:28
So maybe that was Gary talking.
03:03:31
We need more.
03:03:31
Hopefully.
03:03:33
Yeah, we need him to have Gary quit again.
03:03:36
That'd be great.
03:03:38
We also need.
03:03:38
Speaking of that next multiple choice question says
03:03:42
who is hosting on behalf of Gary?
03:03:45
Gary okay, pretty draw.
03:03:51
It's a pretty good multiple choice.
03:03:52
It says a digital proxy named Gary Brady.
03:03:54
The kid or his wife.
03:04:00
I often leaves you out because it thinks you're furniture.
03:04:03
Oh, that's something else that my my family is.
03:04:06
My family's just as funny as I am.
03:04:08
When they said when they said that you shouldn't
03:04:11
call your significant other bitch and cunt,
03:04:15
they said, what's her name?
03:04:17
Cabinet.
03:04:20
Yeah.
03:04:20
Oh, you know, because you're drawer.
03:04:26
Yeah, yeah.
03:04:27
But she has to be some type of furniture.
03:04:31
If if her name was some type of furniture, what would it be?
03:04:36
Yeah, it.
03:04:40
Riveting.
03:04:42
The first two letters of her name or.
03:04:43
Yeah.
03:04:47
So what type of furniture?
03:04:49
Her name starts with a cat. Yeah.
03:04:51
So it's great.
03:04:54
Okay, so she is a cabinet.
03:04:56
Nice.
03:05:01
This is the part of the show where we eat.
03:05:07
I didn't start it.
03:05:09
Did. Jeff Daniels started it.
03:05:11
He's a very acclaimed actor.
03:05:13
If it's okay for him, it's okay for me.
03:05:17
No. Okay.
03:05:18
Turn into a pussy.
03:05:20
So, what do you think of The Mandalorian?
03:05:25
I don't know, I'm not a fagot.
03:05:35
The fuck was a mandalorian?
03:05:39
You know, some bitch.
03:05:41
A man they call them, man. They.
03:05:43
They call them Mando.
03:05:47
That's. That's a little guy.
03:05:48
And it's Pablo mascara.
03:05:51
I've heard of Mando.
03:05:52
I think it's like a soap or some shit.
03:05:54
It is.
03:05:57
It's the Nonna Luna aluminum deodorant that,
03:06:00
no offense, does not work very well.
03:06:05
All you people that think it works, antiperspirant.
03:06:09
The deodorant part works.
03:06:11
The antiperspirant part is the aluminum.
03:06:15
Isn't that really, though?
03:06:17
What creates the bacteria and thus the odor?
03:06:24
I don't know, I'm not a science magician.
03:06:28
I don't really wear deodorant.
03:06:30
Is that wrong?
03:06:32
I don't really need it.
03:06:33
Yeah, like I either shower regularly or I just.
03:06:36
I don't really smell
03:06:38
it. If I smell, then I smell a little bit.
03:06:42
Yeah, I think I smell a tiny bit.
03:06:43
I'll put some on or if I'm like, just for like the esthetic of it.
03:06:47
Sometimes I just, it's basically like Cologne, like I like,
03:06:51
wait, what do you mean the esthetic of it?
03:06:52
You like the way it feels?
03:06:54
No, I just know that you're supposed to put it on.
03:06:56
So I'm, like, going somewhere and I shower just recently.
03:06:58
It's like, well, I want to be fresh. I don't know,
03:07:01
I like using the Old Spice deodorant.
03:07:03
It's got a little bit of a nose, a little bit of a Cologne smell to it.
03:07:07
And so it's kind of just like a Cologne also.
03:07:09
So it's, there were a lot of horses in the colony,
03:07:13
colonial times.
03:07:16
You really want.
03:07:16
You really want your deodorant to smell
03:07:20
like a colony?
03:07:24
I don't a colony.
03:07:25
Fuck you!
03:07:27
Fucking asshole.
03:07:30
I think in order for Cologne to be.
03:07:33
Yeah, I like making things.
03:07:35
I like making Gary wake up in the middle of his sleep and say things out loud.
03:07:40
But I think you can only call it Cologne if it's made in the city of Cologne.
03:07:45
In all.
03:07:48
No, he's like, that's champagne.
03:07:50
I can hear him.
03:07:51
He knows too much that nobody cares about champagne.
03:07:54
Illinois.
03:07:55
You can only make champagne in champagne.
03:07:58
Yeah.
03:07:58
Otherwise you got to call it sparkling wine.
03:08:01
That sounds like it's stupid.
03:08:03
You know, that's the only difference, right?
03:08:05
Because you're Gary, right?
03:08:12
Now, you guys on there, you worthless pie.
03:08:15
I'm just going to lift you up. What
03:08:18
I really need, man.
03:08:19
Do that for us.
03:08:21
Looks like we're going to raid the car. Two man.
03:08:23
Call it a night.
03:08:25
You need to get a call it a morning.
03:08:27
Some of us has to work.
03:08:28
Some of us have to work twice as much.
03:08:30
Hey, I got a question.
03:08:31
How kind of massively insecure.
03:08:35
What do the garbage men do?
03:08:38
They.
03:08:38
They get Monday off,
03:08:39
but then all the same amount of garbage gets done by next Monday.
03:08:43
Where does that eight hour day?
03:08:46
Or if it's two shifts, where do that 16 or if it's three shifts,
03:08:50
where does that 24 hours go for Memorial Day?
03:08:53
No garbage is picked up on Monday.
03:08:58
But then it's just your day off.
03:09:02
Yeah, they have a day off, but they don't get any less work.
03:09:05
Is my my point. Like you can't hear it.
03:09:08
Doesn't it shift today completely?
03:09:09
And then maybe they, like Gary makes dildos or whatever.
03:09:12
Nobody cares about dildos. No offense, except dildo makers.
03:09:15
If he took a day off, then there's just less dildos that day.
03:09:19
You cannot not take the garbage out for a week.
03:09:22
I would say dildo users also care about dildos.
03:09:26
Possibly.
03:09:26
But my my point is, is they don't say, hey everybody, could you please refrain
03:09:31
from if your garbage day was Monday, please refrain from throwing your
03:09:34
garbage out till next Monday because we won't be around till then.
03:09:37
No, they pick it up Tuesday
03:09:39
and then Tuesday gets picked up Wednesday and Wednesday gets picked up Thursday.
03:09:42
And there's like a special Friday.
03:09:43
Do they, do they end up having to work Sunday night?
03:09:45
Saturday morning?
03:09:46
Sunday is there is there garbage pick up seven days a week?
03:09:51
Well, if there is.
03:09:52
And that confuses me even more because now we have a whole day's worth
03:09:55
that just has to come out of nowhere.
03:09:58
Do they pick it up every leap year?
03:10:01
I just want to know, seriously, if you're thinking
03:10:03
maybe they get a day off, I don't think they do it every single day.
03:10:06
Then the garbage would sit there for a week for whatever was on that route.
03:10:09
Monday route. That's my point.
03:10:12
They have to work twice as hard or add an extra hour for every day.
03:10:15
No, they just every
03:10:15
everything gets bumped over a week until they hit that free day.
03:10:19
And then I don't know, I guess they work the free day
03:10:21
and then they have the holiday off. I.
03:10:24
If that's the case, then every garbage workers
03:10:26
like on behalf of every garbage worker, we don't want to work that third Sunday.
03:10:29
Just let us work Monday like we do every other fucking week.
03:10:34
It just seems like more of a burden.
03:10:35
I don't know, I want to know.
03:10:37
He's trying just to maintain.
03:10:43
That.
03:10:44
Well, this looks like your job done
03:10:47
on your shot.
03:10:50
You're making a real a part of always.
03:10:53
No, don't go anywhere.
03:10:54
So the polling rate, the freaking out because she's got a gun.
03:10:58
But we can't.
03:11:00
But I do want to have you with us.
03:11:01
One stop, ladies and gentlemen.
03:11:06
De-escalation. Mandy.
03:11:09
Oh. He's watching.
03:11:10
I thought you pulled this video off.
03:11:12
This is fucking clap.
03:11:14
Yeah.
03:11:15
What? Up.
03:11:23
Oh, those chicken little fuckers.
03:11:38
Shut up.
03:11:40
That's no.
03:11:42
Hey, where's my.
03:11:44
It's time for retail madness. Behave yourself.
03:11:46
Don't become part of the segment while we're in the store.
03:11:55
Tonight.
03:11:57
Retail.
03:11:57
So honest to God, I think next week's top is going to be mass retail med math.
03:12:02
I hope not, he already did math.
03:12:05
Now we should.
03:12:07
And strings and two other ones.
03:12:12
This is going to be math five.
03:12:13
Oh look it's it's a really fucked up version of the cast of wicked.
03:12:18
I disagree, it sounds boring.
03:12:24
You all right?
03:12:24
Well, yeah.
03:12:26
All right.
03:12:26
Well, Lois.
03:12:27
Clark, what are you doing in my mouth?
03:12:30
Are you all right? Yeah. I'm serious.
03:12:32
Are you all right?
03:12:33
I yeah.
03:12:34
God damn, I don't even know her.
03:12:37
Hey, wait a minute.
03:12:38
The quiet part.
03:12:39
Yo yo yo had raided our stream again. Set up.
03:12:42
Are you all right? Twice in one day.
03:12:45
I'm straight.
03:12:46
Unless it just says so in the chat. But yeah.
03:12:49
Drag her out.
03:12:50
But hold on.
03:12:51
The first time you raided with a rocket ship,
03:12:53
the second time you raided with a boat.
03:12:54
So you're stepping down. You're broke. So they dragged you.
03:12:56
I'd rather raid in a rocket ship than a boat.
03:12:59
Obviously, rocket ship can go if you have a kid.
03:13:03
Father, you're getting dragged out of a party.
03:13:06
You're a child.
03:13:09
Drivers partying so your child doesn't end up like you.
03:13:12
Do you all right?
03:13:13
Fucking person?
03:13:15
Yeah.
03:13:15
Nice shoes lady.
03:13:18
Well, yeah. You're on vacation.
03:13:19
If you want to keep, you want to keep the show going, you can text me.
03:13:22
Let's say she gets up
03:13:25
and it's over.
03:13:27
Hey, chill out, chill out.
03:13:28
I think your last. We're going to write it down.
03:13:29
I'm collecting that yellow bread with the green hair.
03:13:32
All right. Now, bitch.
03:13:34
Oh, my king, it's her.
03:13:36
I don't even mean.
03:13:38
Oh, my kid beat all my team up when we to about horse drawn busses.
03:13:43
We're not ready to tackle first
03:13:45
draw aggressors in retail madness is off the charts.
03:13:49
The aggression in the last couple segments has been so bad.
03:13:52
What the hell is wrong with people? Oh
03:13:56
you're fine,
03:13:58
you know that's like,
03:14:01
I'm going anywhere and.
03:14:12
At In the Line said, oh, you freaky
03:14:17
people must get six feet behind
03:14:20
and two hours is the mask up and all that.
03:14:24
And I went all in.
03:14:25
I did not comply.
03:14:27
You they said go back like six feet.
03:14:30
Where's your mask?
03:14:32
So I took off my dumb look and said, I have natural immunity.
03:14:38
And it'll work for you.
03:14:39
Two lines lies everywhere.
03:14:44
Like six feet social distancing.
03:14:46
Break my mind.
03:14:48
You check this and check that.
03:14:49
Flatten the curve.
03:14:51
Stay home.
03:14:53
Can't you see the line?
03:14:56
Oh, not that kind of line.
03:15:01
And the line said
03:15:03
anybody caught not distancing would be confined on site.
03:15:07
Wait, that makes. No.
03:15:08
So I jumped on the tape and I yelled at the store, hey,
03:15:12
we don't give you the rights for you to draw these lines
03:15:16
to keep me contained, but you keep common sense out.
03:15:22
If science was here,
03:15:23
tell you to your face, man, this whole thing's some kind of fraud.
03:15:28
Lies, lies everywhere.
03:15:31
Lied six feet. Social distancing.
03:15:33
Break in my mind and check this and check that.
03:15:36
Flatten the curve.
03:15:38
Stay home.
03:15:40
Can't you see the line now?
03:15:45
Hey, you Mr.
03:15:46
Can't.
03:15:47
Charlie, you gotta have your mask on to stand on the edge.
03:15:51
You can't even work. No, you can't breathe.
03:15:55
You ain't supposed to be
03:16:01
here.
03:16:03
The app said you got to have your papers
03:16:07
to get inside.
03:16:13
Anyway,
03:16:19
they say they.
03:16:31
And the experts said everybody complied.
03:16:35
Come in, mask up, then obey.
03:16:38
When they passed around the fear at the end of it
03:16:41
all, they canceled every doctor who wouldn't play.
03:16:45
So I got me a pen and a black flag.
03:16:48
Motherfucking rants.
03:16:50
And I teed up my own little line.
03:16:53
I said, thank you, Lord, for thinking about me.
03:16:57
I'm a light and doing fine.
03:17:01
And I ain't locking down no more.
03:17:05
Lights, lights everywhere, a line, six feet.
03:17:09
Social distancing, breaking my my new normal.
03:17:12
Don't do this.
03:17:14
We ain't seeing the light, lights, lights everywhere.
03:17:21
No, we ain't falling for it.
03:17:24
No, we ain't locking down
03:17:28
this time.
03:17:34
It's.
03:17:36
This has been a flash ranch life.
03:17:38
Public service announcement.
03:17:41
The six foot line was arbitrary bullshit
03:17:44
with pseudo science behind it.
03:17:47
They draw those stupid six feet markers everywhere
03:17:51
just to isolate us, divide us and break our spirit.
03:17:56
Social distancing. Flatten the curve.
03:17:59
Trust the science.
03:18:01
All propaganda theater.
03:18:03
They censor doctors, destroy professionals
03:18:07
and enforced it like tyrants.
03:18:10
Never bend the knee again.
03:18:14
Never comply, never lock down.
03:18:17
Next time they pull out the tape,
03:18:20
we step right over those dumb lines.
03:18:23
Lies everywhere a like laughing like maniacs.
03:18:29
Tell them to shove their six feet.
03:18:31
Lies, lies, lies,
03:18:35
lies.
03:18:40
Okay, I get your point. I.
03:19:28
Ain't.