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Fladge Rants is filmed before a live studio audience.
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In. Flying into rage.
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And I was doing just fine.
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So a terrible thing inside the Dutch store.
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It started out on my ship.
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How did it end up like this?
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I just saw my kids kiss.
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I just saw my kids cash.
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All we want is a crepe.
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Gonna cut it in half.
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Built in orange cones.
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Then the clones attacked.
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Now my saber is red and I'm missing my limbs.
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And it's all in my head.
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But I'm covered in sand.
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And now my charm of losing it now.
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Oh, fuck em.
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I just can't
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look at this calm in me
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and say I can control.
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Jedi.
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Turn your legs in two degrees and freezing.
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Guys in carbonite for show guys where you are inside.
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But it's just the price I pay down for
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it is causing me to kill the very last year I see.
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Cause I missed the dark side.
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I swear to my agent, I was doing just fine.
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Builds a control supply.
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The product gave me some solid on target with what I was fighting me
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on the Mary Queen.
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But she's only 14.
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This guy stays. Kenobi cut in half.
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Sold a million toys cause double sabers wrap.
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Second is best.
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Now I'm evil shit. Cause do you lose that?
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And I'm dressing in black now.
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Has asthma attack.
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Now I'm your dad.
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And I just can't look no good in me.
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It's taken control.
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Yet I eat your wings like celery
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I'm wasting all ties you need cooking up on the enemies.
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But it's just the price I need.
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Lucasfilm is calling in CGI
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my drive is always inside.
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Spencer's on dark side.
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They earn.
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Nothing.
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Later.
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So I real.
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For failures.
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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It's just a scripted comedy show.
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These guys are not experts, doctors,
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lawyers, therapists, or even particularly well-adjusted.
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Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm,
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or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people events is purely coincidental and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage, cognitive
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dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urge to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from H.R.
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who be hearing about this. By the way.
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Hi, Dave.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing,
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or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
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And. I still
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remember the first time I saw Darth Vader on the big screen.
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The embodiment of pure evil.
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Who's boss?
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Hi, I'm Derek, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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Today our topic is Satan, the Prince of Darkness.
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He's goes by a lot of different names, and we'll go through a few of them, but I.
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I asked before the show started.
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Why did I choose such a derisive topic?
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And I'll tell you, there are a lot of misconceptions
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surrounding this embodiment of evil,
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and I want to dispel the myth.
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Now, Satan was a late addition
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to the Judeo-Christian pantheon
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and most probably,
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a doctor from.
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A oh, there's
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EU or
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Roman,
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but it was the first religion that we have recorded,
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that had the, battle between good and evil.
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A good place to go after you die and go back.
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At the time, the Hebrew tradition.
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You'll notice that the Old Testament doesn't mention.
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There was no.
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And still is simply.
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Yeah.
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Where everybody goes when they blacklist
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another.
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Wild bill.
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If anyone in the know that you're saying, please comment,
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like and subscribe.
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No. So I can't be heard.
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Oh, no. 000.
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I'm going to plow on as if I can be heard.
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You know, it sounds like it can't.
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So dagnabbit.
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We can hear most of it.
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Just keep going.
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Sean, can you go grab the ruler for the
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meeting here?
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Yeah.
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And maybe plug it into the red
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extension cord and just see, that's how you do CRS.
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Thank you.
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All right, we've got studio audience at work.
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Working for you.
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Let's go.
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Yeah.
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Folks.
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Over here. Oh.
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None of this is too.
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So I'll just, plow through regardless.
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Well, my assistant is getting the router, which I haven't needed for months.
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The devil,
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he's the, the red cartoon dude
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with the pitchfork horns.
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That's,
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caricature of the character talking about today.
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Beelzebub.
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That that's, Hebrew or Austrian,
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actually, for, Lord of the flies.
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But Satan is a Hebrew term.
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That's actually a job description or a job title.
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And it's literally devil's advocate.
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So, you'll see
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it first used in, The Book of Job where we can grab, Will's Bible here.
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Turn to the Book of Job.
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And that's a time was, playing devil's advocate.
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He was,
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he was not an enemy of Yahweh.
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In fact, he was an ally.
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But, that's actually consistent with,
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Lucifer.
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And I guess I might as well get into what Lucifer is.
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That is, the bringer of light.
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Also known as the Morning Star, which is, of course,
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we know Venus.
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Penis. So.
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Venus. Yes.
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Okay, so women are associated with Venus,
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and you've got Pandora's box.
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Open up.
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You know all the evils of the world.
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There are some ties with this.
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It is important to note
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the boxes weren't invented yet, so it was most likely a jar.
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They had clay pottery. So it was.
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It was more likely a pot or a vessel
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like that.
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And, we're going to try
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a different connection right now.
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And here we go.
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Can we get much higher?
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Oh. Come.
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Oh my God.
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Oh, can we get much higher up? So.
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Oh oh, so.
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Oh, what?
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Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like they've started a fire over there.
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We may be, in for some technical difficulties.
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So. Oh, and here.
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Here.
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Is a failure.
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Is we're connected. Okay.
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Can you hear me now?
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What? Can't believe it.
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150 shows in, and we're still flawless.
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Technically perfect.
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Okay,
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because you didn't catch that beetles. Bug.
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Philistine. Lord of the flies. Devil.
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Red cartoon dude with pitchfork.
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Satan. Hebrew.
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Sir John Taylor
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just got the scripture, devil's advocate.
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It also means block, prevent, barricade, or put obstacles,
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to prevent the the opposing view.
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Progress.
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Lucifer, Latin for bringer of the light.
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Morning star.
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Venus.
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Okay. Now, this is not a review.
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Mephistopheles is German for the from the false legend.
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Iblis idols.
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Iblis is the Islamic from the Islamic tradition also.
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Shaitan, you might recognize there is similar,
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the Greek destroyer, a pallium.
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But the funny thing
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is, we've mentioned Darth Vader, and,
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I think he's even more evil than a fallen angel.
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There was, Belial.
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Now, if you'll recall the reason Lucifer and one
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third of the angels were thrown from heaven was because,
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Lucifer rebelled against Yahweh.
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Well, Belial rebelled against Satan.
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How evil do you have to be like?
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Okay, so there's a character in the Bible more evil than Satan himself.
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And then the Antichrist.
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Evil, like so if we're doing the tiers list.
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The tier list.
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Satan's about to be really something thing.
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Mount Rushmore, because they are not ranked one through four.
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It is just in your head for your S list.
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Terms include the Antichrist and Darth Vader.
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So, you guys might remember,
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the song Hotel California by the Eagles.
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Now, the, the Church of Satan was established
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in California in 1969, and,
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it was founded by atheists.
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And it was there's naming it The Church of Satan was
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a snarky, sarcastic jab against Christianity.
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But pretty good one for a good job.
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It was a snarky, sardonic
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jab at Christianity.
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I forgot what I'm supposed to do.
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You're mocking me, aren't you?
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Oh, I don't
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I don't know about that.
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You're mocking me, aren't you?
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There we go. Thank you.
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At least that that was worth it. So,
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because obviously an atheist
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just means you don't believe in God.
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Therefore you don't believe in the anti-God.
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Satan.
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So by making the church of Satan these loose variants
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that we confuse Rastafarians, which we did cover a couple months ago,
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they don't believe in Satan.
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Like who in their right mind would join the bad guys side?
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Everybody thinks they're on the good guys side generally,
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unless they're deranged.
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Well, I, I do, I do acknowledge
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that in the ultimate battle of good versus evil, that,
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the good side is a very disadvantaged, stance because,
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as I've always said,
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you can tell the good guys from the bad guys by the tactics they employ.
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And if you're not allowed to use deception,
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it you're at a disadvantage in, in any type of, rivalry situation.
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But the Autobots seem to have
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overcome this in their battle against the Decepticons.
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So the,
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the atheist movement known as the Church of Satan
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is simply an organization
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to promote the separation of church and state.
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It was written into the Constitution,
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and it hasn't been backed up by our policies.
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And so the Church of Satan was established as a representative
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in those cases when they want to put
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churchy stuff and our government property,
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and then they show up and say,
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but if you get your little nativity scene,
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the Church of Satan should have our display, too.
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And you know, the Christians aren't going to go for that. So.
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Bingo. Bingo.
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Separation of church and state reestablished
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by a fake religion.
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I don't remember what it is, but roll the clip.
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Brady.
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I. Yeah,
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I still remember.
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And now it's time for all drag a chat.
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Hello again.
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Church chat.
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I in a church chat we're going to be discussing.
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Say you remember him, don't you?
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Prince of darkness, the Antichrist.
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The Beastmaster rings a little bell on your head now, doesn't it?
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Well, isn't that special?
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And now my first guest today is Christopher Drang,
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playwright or Satan worshiper.
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You be the judge.
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Mr. Turing,
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do you hate Satan?
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Actually, I don't believe in Satan.
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Well, what else don't you believe in America?
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Tell me when you wrote your dirty little sex
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play, Sister Mary Ignatius.
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Who was your collaborator?
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Was the by any chance, Satan?
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No, I wrote it myself.
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Well, isn't that special? And, you know, it's it's.
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It's it's not it's not a sex play.
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It's a it's about religious fanaticism.
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And even if you don't like it, don't you think free speech is important?
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Well, Chris, why don't you give me a little hand?
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Someone's been meaning to do that for quite some time, haven't Christopher?
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Yeah, okay. We've had enough. You.
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My next guest is Sally Kelly.
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Amen.
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Movie star or Satan worshiper?
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You decide.
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Sally, do you hate Satan?
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Is it actually possible that you're serious about movies?
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No, that was little joke, I find Satan, where are you?
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Yeah.
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Well, perhaps you'd find burning in eternal hellfire.
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Silly as well.
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I tell you what.
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Leaving the topic of Satan aside for a minute,
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let me talk about my new movie.
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It's called, that's life.
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And, working with Jack Lemmon was a real kick.
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We like our sales very much, don't we?
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Yes. Especially with our bosoms pressed together
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and offered forth for explicit viewing of the chest area.
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Who dressed you to this morning, Sally?
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Wasn't by any chance.
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Satan.
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Well, I think we've had enough of Sally.
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Let's bring out famous advice.
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Columnist and Landers.
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And the question of.
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The day.
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Do you hate Satan?
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Yes. I.
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Yeah.
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Satan gets a lot of blame for a lot of things that people do,
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and, I don't I'm not sure it's warranted.
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I mean,
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okay, not just because something's
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completely made up and fabricated does not mean it's not real.
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But don't let that confuse you with the fact that it generally means
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it's not real.
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And, as Satan,
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I am presenting
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as a fictional character here.
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Okay.
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And he does catch a lot of blame.
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He's the scapegoat or,
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for a lot of the evil that that humanity produces.
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Like, it's it's about time we stand up and take blame
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for our own wrongdoings and not say
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that it was some supernatural,
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character that deceived us into doing the wrong thing.
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Carrie made me do it.
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Yeah. See?
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There you go. At least I'm real.
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And I've got horns.
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Well, what I've seen is just, you know, evil personified.
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Would you accept that? No.
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No. Personified means it's a person.
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No no no no no no no no no.
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It means something that isn't.
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It means that something isn't.
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A person is taking on a person like characteristics.
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Look up personified.
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That's not what it means.
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And, but there are there is a contingent.
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Like I've heard as much as 40% that don't think of Satanism.
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Actual entity as just as a concept of Satan is evil.
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The evil that is out there and still,
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by the way, unacceptable.
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Personified.
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You know, personified.
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Personified means to represent.
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So that's the first indication
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that it's not actually the thing, but it represents the thing.
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An abstract
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quality idea
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or non-human thing in human form.
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So in human form, in
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in human form. Yeah.
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In human form.
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So but you're that's a preposition.
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So that's not the, that's not the primary thing.
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That's just an add on.
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We can just get rid of that and then it doesn't lose its meaning.
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Oh I'm going to go ahead.
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I mean I would agree I want to finish that.
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We both be wrong.
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It's commonly used as a literary device
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to give life and personality to inanimate objects,
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or to describe a person who perfectly embodies the specific traits.
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I'm going with the the former rather than the latter.
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Okay, see, I was using that secondary definition.
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I actually I yield to your, your argument.
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You you did use one of the correct definitions.
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I was using the other.
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I was unaware of the, the stupid one.
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So technically, we were both right.
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But see, listen, if if
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if I didn't have a separate meaning from personhood, then why would it exist?
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I would like to consider us both wrong.
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And that's one.
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Oh. That's easier.
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Yeah.
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That's the only way the draw of ever get a win.
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Yeah.
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Speaking of draw.
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Oh. Come draw.
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What is the.
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Where's, draw?
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You're on mute.
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Oh, actually, you.
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That was me.
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So I and and the Abrahamic tradition.
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Yeah.
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You're you're not on mute or you may have been till right now.
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Yeah, he actually still is.
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That's okay.
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He's going to yell at us in two seconds if we say one more thing about him.
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I know, it's like I'm getting late to the show.
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Stop being so stupid.
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See, that was my draw.
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Would you guys like to meet my,
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my guest today?
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Let me take this stupid shit off the screen.
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I don't want your background noise, but I don't hear your voice.
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Just till I draw. No.
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I'm getting yelled at,
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Eric. I'm sitting my little.
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My little boy.
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But that's weird too, because I see his mouth moving.
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Oh, yeah.
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Okay, this is shot.
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Do you hear anything?
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A little backstory here.
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My wife and I raise, and, you from.
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Sorry. Hang on, hang on. I got a mute. Sure.
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Because of this, the ambient noises distract
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is muted on my screen.
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Yeah, I just.
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So now we can't hear the background.
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My wife and I have been taking strays.
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All of our friends know it.
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We we've taken in, seven different guys that were, you know, down on their luck
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or found themselves homeless for one reason or another.
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And, the eighth one in that particular pants.
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John and Sean here and cups, the head of cups.
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But, come to find out, she's getting friggin sick of it.
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And so I tried to I was trying to, like, schmooze
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the situation and, alleviate the tension.
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And, so today, you know, I take,
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first sleep
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and then this is the watch and then second sleep later, like in the 17th set.
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But look back to the 17th century.
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Well, when I woke up for the show this evening,
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I was just thinking to myself,
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please don't let Sean be doing something stupid.
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And I look out the front window and there's Sean
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parked in front of the cemetery doing something stupid.
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He looked absolutely ridiculous.
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What were you doing out there?
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I got some traffic.
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I had some trash bags.
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I couldn't, fit the trailer in the driveway, so I was parked there.
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Right there for the night.
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I had to leave early in the morning, so I.
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You're there. You.
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Right next to the cemetery. Right?
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Yeah.
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That was the graveyard segment from the cemetery that I
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hadn't seen every inch of that cemetery.
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Okay, so, that is a little bit of the backstory, Sean.
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Exposition.
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And, Oh.
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Oh, that's an alias we're using.
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But it also happens to be his real name.
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Hey, how about that?
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Did you say his his real name is his real name?
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Yeah.
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Hebrew is not my Christian name.
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Do a Hebrew name.
00:26:59
So, Oh, we just,
00:27:02
There we go.
00:27:03
Is your
00:27:04
clips here of animated
00:27:06
interspersed with our, the
00:27:09
we have Secrets of Man way, and the show general cyber.
00:27:14
That's a good demonic, you know.
00:27:17
You know, a demonic,
00:27:21
and,
00:27:24
we we're going to use the, the name Damien,
00:27:27
which also means, you know, and the women believe it when I tell them the names.
00:27:30
Damien. Right. So. All right, I go with it.
00:27:33
The let the lady not not to brag, but the ladies find me creepy.
00:27:37
No, they find you sweet. I.
00:27:40
Yeah. Yes.
00:27:41
The Dow you put the wedding ring actually makes me,
00:27:46
It's almost like being a little gay dude.
00:27:50
I would like I would like to point out that your guest on the couch
00:27:52
looks half your size, so that just anybody who
00:27:54
saw me on the show, on the, camera was from that.
00:27:58
I mean. Exactly.
00:27:59
He doesn't even put a cushion there, and he's got two for him.
00:28:01
And then he puts the dog next to you, and then he's going to make fun of how
00:28:05
little you are.
00:28:05
But I'm sure your normal human
00:28:09
would a. Yes, but far over here I have.
00:28:12
But as as our viewers know, I have been watching
00:28:15
a lot of Taskmaster lately, so he's taken in some taskmaster.
00:28:18
Well, this is a 35 pound dog and he is twice the size of shot.
00:28:23
So shot is actually, what, 17 pounds?
00:28:26
Yeah.
00:28:27
If you measure in kilograms.
00:28:30
Yeah, well, not right.
00:28:31
Metric from the chair.
00:28:35
It's the ultimate power.
00:28:36
Move two cushions to none.
00:28:39
Right. I'm sitting on nothing.
00:28:41
You know, I'm just very big.
00:28:43
I'm a large mammal.
00:28:45
The dog's making love to my shoulder.
00:28:48
I'm not sure if this is appropriate.
00:28:50
Content.
00:28:51
This is not for your very tired lady.
00:28:54
Yeah, there were some other tearing at work.
00:28:57
We'll be hearing about this, by the way. Hi, Dave.
00:28:59
So, I have questions.
00:29:00
Has she moved in yet?
00:29:03
Or is it just a temporary environment?
00:29:06
Can back on the camping.
00:29:08
Really? Van down by the river.
00:29:11
I want a camper.
00:29:13
You should have. You do.
00:29:14
You should have a festival on your property.
00:29:18
But once it's all cleaned up, Gary's going to throw a huge shindig.
00:29:21
And we'll send you a bunch pictures or an invitation.
00:29:25
Yeah, I'll invite.
00:29:27
I have thrown massive parties,
00:29:29
flatbed trailer, band and stuff, so just let me know.
00:29:33
Oh, okay.
00:29:33
Well, okay.
00:29:34
It's the second Saturday, October.
00:29:37
Come on out.
00:29:38
It'll be spooky.
00:29:39
We'll have a ferryman choir there.
00:29:41
Yeah.
00:29:43
He's right.
00:29:44
That's that's actually happening.
00:29:48
Right.
00:29:48
It's quite so. Holy crap.
00:29:51
Yeah.
00:29:51
It's going to be.
00:29:55
Okay, so a little a little more backstory.
00:29:57
Our viewers might recall I was fired from my last job,
00:30:02
but for picking on a coworker on this very broadcast.
00:30:06
Sean was fired from his last job for yelling at his boss.
00:30:10
I think I also yelled at, truck driver.
00:30:12
You know,
00:30:14
that's kind of what started the whole argument.
00:30:16
I didn't hear about this.
00:30:17
Go ahead.
00:30:18
So what happened was, see, what had happened was, say is
00:30:23
the devil made you do it?
00:30:24
Well, I came back from the gym, Thursday night.
00:30:27
Okay. This is the gym guy.
00:30:29
Well, I walked five miles after training session.
00:30:31
You know, I didn't know I wanted to sleep in the old, truck there. And.
00:30:37
Okay, here comes Choco the clown over here.
00:30:40
And dropped by there.
00:30:41
Started blasting party two, five rap music.
00:30:44
So I told him. Okay, no.
00:30:46
And I, I yeah.
00:30:48
On the metaphor here, I like to talk about,
00:30:51
hey, you know, I get down Lucas BMX right.
00:30:53
Well, I,
00:30:55
I just
00:30:55
start screaming at the guy to drop and, he's near my truck.
00:30:59
Yeah, it's all my boss.
00:31:00
I'm like, yeah, there's his truck guy.
00:31:02
I should have given up.
00:31:04
I call, I should call the cops.
00:31:05
And then he got into an argument with me.
00:31:07
And that's why I think I'm
00:31:11
so really, I threatened to drive
00:31:14
truck driver in the middle of the night, and that yelled at my boss.
00:31:17
So that's a combo.
00:31:18
Combo.
00:31:18
Matthew Cooper, you get a buy one, get one.
00:31:21
Oh, okay. Well, that's a value right there.
00:31:24
Yeah, we're in it right here.
00:31:26
Honestly. Yeah. Okay.
00:31:28
Well that's you know, that's how we get fired.
00:31:31
You're already here.
00:31:32
I'm flat threaten truck drivers and screaming at your boss.
00:31:35
That's all it takes to get fired. Oh.
00:31:38
Okay.
00:31:39
And call your coworker douchebag live out here.
00:31:42
Oh, that's it, a douchebag.
00:31:44
Oh, if he actually spare you, can I get in trouble for slander?
00:31:49
Yeah. Look for the best defense also.
00:31:52
Hey, yeah, I is.
00:31:54
You actually get to go to court and friends.
00:31:57
Why? He's a douchebag to to and you know, to save your honor, you have to prove
00:32:01
he's a douchebag other than discovery and on the record, so that'd be great.
00:32:05
Do it.
00:32:06
Okay. Next week, douchebag.
00:32:09
Do it, do it.
00:32:12
Okay.
00:32:13
Another reason if you're playing, classroom slide trivia at home,
00:32:18
another reason I chose Satan as the topic today
00:32:21
was because my client
00:32:24
and and brilliant producer decided
00:32:27
that I would definitely choose science as my topic science.
00:32:32
But in fact, I
00:32:35
chose where Is It from book.
00:32:41
English.
00:32:43
So I was going to go through
00:32:45
all the grade school topics English, history.
00:32:48
Well, it's social studies because social studies involves,
00:32:53
history and politics and,
00:32:59
Social studies
00:33:01
and history, even even geography.
00:33:04
You know, you learn where all the countries are.
00:33:09
So I put up a link.
00:33:10
There's 70 there's lot of school subjects we could have went through.
00:33:14
I was toggling between history
00:33:18
and English, or literature would even be better.
00:33:22
But, but Brady decided that definitely for sure, I was doing math, so.
00:33:28
You know what I said?
00:33:29
Satan?
00:33:34
Hey, we're in a new year of flags rants,
00:33:37
and by the fourth year, we should be digging up something new.
00:33:41
And, today I shared Lord of the flies.
00:33:44
Beetles.
00:33:44
Well, I didn't know that meant that it would,
00:33:47
it puts new perspective on that book,
00:33:49
Lord of the flies, where the kids take over that island.
00:33:56
That, I don't think the kids.
00:33:57
I don't think the kids were running that island.
00:33:59
Oh. Different island.
00:34:01
Hello.
00:34:04
Oh, hello.
00:34:05
This is science.
00:34:07
I have questions from last week's show for people that watched.
00:34:12
According to the host, what is a science?
00:34:14
What is science fundamentally described as?
00:34:18
Oh, can I answer?
00:34:20
I love to answer.
00:34:21
I'm going to let go.
00:34:25
You are allowed to answer, but you shouldn't.
00:34:28
Right? Right.
00:34:28
I was trying other people wasn't trying.
00:34:31
I'm trying to see if he still has the.
00:34:37
He drew a turd in my dust mask.
00:34:42
I want to say you're.
00:34:44
You're right.
00:34:44
You're as unfortunate as unfortunate timing of a process,
00:34:49
a system of.
00:34:53
Why did you hear that?
00:34:55
Yes. We can always hear everything.
00:34:57
You're damn right,
00:34:59
dude.
00:35:00
Yeah, I can, I keep we keep listening.
00:35:02
Back up, and then I mean, it.
00:35:05
There's a reverse camera.
00:35:06
Doesn't want to turn on. Doesn't want to turn on.
00:35:08
I don't know what the fuck's behind me. Doesn't want to turn on.
00:35:11
So then I'll just get pissed off.
00:35:13
And so I just do with the old fashioned way.
00:35:15
So then I put it in the drive in like three seconds in to go,
00:35:18
like I put it in reverse.
00:35:19
Then I pull back forward as I'm pulling back forward after like three seconds.
00:35:23
Then it decides to show me what's behind me as I'm pulling fucking forward.
00:35:27
And so I just get fucking
00:35:28
annoyed with technology because this truck is ten fucking years old
00:35:32
and you can't fucking figure this shit out.
00:35:35
Like, I don't know, I, I this is not a like brand new technology at the time.
00:35:40
This is should already be fucking ironed out.
00:35:42
And the fact that they sell this shit to people
00:35:45
and you're supposed to fucking just deal with it and just go, oh, I don't know.
00:35:48
You're not supposed to have it anyway for just virtue.
00:35:52
And it's like, no, it's supposed to have these fucking thing.
00:35:55
It's what I fucking paid for.
00:35:57
And right now even my entire head unit is just blank.
00:36:00
It's just a black screen.
00:36:01
Don't know why, but fuck if I know.
00:36:03
Can't change the radio or do anything or or change.
00:36:07
Even though the fucking the, the, air conditioning or anything like.
00:36:14
There it goes.
00:36:14
Yeah. All right. I will be there in a minute.
00:36:17
That's flesh cast gold.
00:36:19
Oh my goodness. Thank you. Draw.
00:36:22
Hey, you know, if, if you're, if I have a, I have a, idea for your wife
00:36:26
if she's listening, which she isn't, but if she is listening,
00:36:30
a way to get this to stop happening is to have to
00:36:34
be sexually assaulted by one who will stay over guests.
00:36:36
Then it'll never happen again.
00:36:38
So, unfortunately, what was the name again?
00:36:42
Smith. Standard.
00:36:43
Sean.
00:36:46
Billy. Damn.
00:36:47
Well, you mean which one is this? I'm sorry.
00:36:49
Well, no.
00:36:53
Stew, how many guests do I get here?
00:36:56
I can, I don't know, I like my boss. Bam!
00:37:00
Oh. So, unfortunately, you're gonna have to take one for the team, for Bonnie,
00:37:04
and you're gonna have to.
00:37:05
Yeah, actually. The sulfur. And who's gonna.
00:37:07
Me? Mrs. Gary?
00:37:10
Mrs..
00:37:10
Oh, yeah. I'm sorry.
00:37:11
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. Bye.
00:37:14
Okay.
00:37:15
I missed your already. That was a great rant.
00:37:17
Holy crap.
00:37:19
That was passionate.
00:37:21
And you gave me.
00:37:22
So that's great information.
00:37:27
Let's hear Sean's commentary on my interview
00:37:30
with Jesse, which he was the cameraman.
00:37:34
Yeah.
00:37:34
Working on the, the movie.
00:37:38
You know, it's all about framing.
00:37:42
But let's criticize at length that my.
00:37:45
Since he didn't like that. Sorry.
00:37:47
Oh. No, I will.
00:37:49
I just allow this go to it for now and later.
00:37:53
Okay.
00:37:56
Any manual?
00:37:57
I like six shows
00:38:00
where, like in award, you know, I was really on the,
00:38:05
I was moving around, so, you know me, I'm moving around all the time.
00:38:09
All right. I love you.
00:38:12
You know, Jesse saw you with the.
00:38:15
Yeah.
00:38:15
He's, familiar with the elevated angle.
00:38:18
The subjects would look like they lost weight, but it didn't work this time.
00:38:24
As you say, I'm heavyset.
00:38:27
I apologize.
00:38:28
That may have been a little bit mean. I'm.
00:38:30
I'm heavyset myself. Here.
00:38:32
We got to get somebody. We.
00:38:35
Oh, my clothes are shrinking. Live.
00:38:36
We got Jesse here.
00:38:38
Oh, it's quiet from that, epic interview.
00:38:41
And you guys here, you know, you.
00:38:42
Yeah. We need a microphone.
00:38:43
Since Western civilization, or at least the decline.
00:38:46
Is that what you're seeing?
00:38:47
Yeah, at least a decline or change.
00:38:49
And I think it's inevitable because we've already.
00:38:53
We all of us know this is the longest civilization has lasted.
00:38:57
Correct? Oh, bullshit.
00:39:00
I hate when people say that.
00:39:02
Oh, we took the high road
00:39:05
of sick.
00:39:07
We're the.
00:39:08
Oh, yeah?
00:39:09
You like it? I'm better finish.
00:39:12
Oh, God. Please don't finish.
00:39:15
All right.
00:39:16
Boys dog. Not for the help me.
00:39:19
Because we're kind of like the extra ones we're calling it.
00:39:22
Oh, this is not.
00:39:23
It's not just here.
00:39:24
Oh, the top of it.
00:39:28
I'm like, the epicenter of Western like.
00:39:30
But the corporate takeover.
00:39:33
All right, please give me some space.
00:39:34
You two boys.
00:39:36
Oh. Just us. We do a paradigm shift.
00:39:39
Yeah. Now. Yes.
00:39:40
We're opening.
00:39:41
And that's the point. Overdue.
00:39:43
We've been stagnant.
00:39:44
We're no longer a democracy.
00:39:46
It's a the.
00:39:47
We were never a damn policy.
00:39:50
It's become separate.
00:39:52
This is democracy manifest that will not join us to suck.
00:39:57
You know, try this again.
00:39:59
And what the world like.
00:40:04
Yeah.
00:40:05
He talks about job.
00:40:06
All about peace, love in your forehead.
00:40:12
Cool.
00:40:12
Quiet.
00:40:14
What can I hear? Jesse?
00:40:15
Yeah, so I can hear me.
00:40:19
I'm still on YouTube. I can have a real one.
00:40:21
I got to play this one. 000.
00:40:24
All right. 000.
00:40:30
Can we.
00:40:30
You know, I did that thinking that you would play this louder and slide as above.
00:40:35
So below.
00:40:37
It's over. Right.
00:40:38
But yeah, I try to keep from breathe.
00:40:42
We had a round.
00:40:43
It was just take over right.
00:40:46
Yes. Who won both rounds left.
00:40:49
We got I'll give you a hint here.
00:40:52
He holds this show.
00:40:55
JR was invited in one.
00:40:58
Oh. You you know what I was you
00:41:02
I yeah, I want,
00:41:05
I'm not just you guys.
00:41:06
Clover Cloverfield. Isn't that that movie?
00:41:09
Yeah. Yeah. It was Yeah.
00:41:11
It's filmed by the actors. All of Western civilization.
00:41:14
Or at least in decline. Is that what you're seeing?
00:41:17
Yeah, at least a decline or change.
00:41:19
Oh, how these
00:41:22
all the captions are accurate.
00:41:25
And I do look fat.
00:41:27
Isn't that red shirt?
00:41:28
So you're sucking it in?
00:41:30
We can all tell you suck it in so much, you're flexing your arm.
00:41:35
Yeah.
00:41:35
You can't tell if I flex my arm. What did you find?
00:41:38
So I do you.
00:41:39
Okay, so check it out I this is how vain I am lately.
00:41:41
And I don't care about my weight, but I'm taking pictures.
00:41:44
I have to do proof of my installations for my business.
00:41:48
And I
00:41:48
also shining so bright where I was, I could see the reflection
00:41:52
of my stomach in the actual screen of what I was installing of my proof.
00:41:57
So I like turned and sucked it in. It was.
00:42:00
It was pathetic.
00:42:02
That is pathetic.
00:42:03
I've been eating a lot of cookies lately.
00:42:06
I actually found one the nicest thing about my current job.
00:42:10
It was the same as the last job.
00:42:12
There's a guy at work that brings in cookies every day.
00:42:16
Yeah.
00:42:17
Yeah.
00:42:19
No. It's me.
00:42:21
No. It's me.
00:42:22
I thought that you were saying there's another guy.
00:42:24
What happens?
00:42:25
No, no. It's me.
00:42:28
That's why it's.
00:42:29
It's been consistent with the last two jobs.
00:42:32
See what I did there? It was me.
00:42:34
It was all me.
00:42:37
It's always been me.
00:42:37
Everyone else and goes back.
00:42:39
Everyone else is this.
00:42:40
Why doesn't romantic? Because whatsoever.
00:42:43
Okay. Let's try.
00:42:44
Guys still up on me. Like by six cookies.
00:42:47
Can we be fucking too far away? No.
00:42:50
This is the longest a civilization has lasted.
00:42:53
When he's working out that we're like, how?
00:42:57
Or what?
00:42:58
Two things. Right? Okay, so the first thing.
00:43:02
Yeah,
00:43:03
is how are we going to define it any other time?
00:43:07
We are living in the single greatest time
00:43:11
in recorded history right now.
00:43:14
Correct.
00:43:16
So what kind of decline
00:43:17
what kind of decline are we referring to like the Trump decline
00:43:20
if you're a liberal or the liberal decline if you're Trump support.
00:43:25
Yeah. What kind of decline?
00:43:26
Maybe the quality of movies and TV show.
00:43:29
That's a decline. I'm concerned, I don't know.
00:43:31
I'm too excited about all the movies coming out this summer.
00:43:34
And the
00:43:35
second thing he said, yeah, oh yeah, I hear this all the time.
00:43:39
Somehow we are the longest empire or civilization now
00:43:44
in existence at 250 years.
00:43:47
Seriously?
00:43:49
Or are we talking about when we say Western civilization?
00:43:51
Do we mean what do you mean?
00:43:54
What do you mean by I'm some kind of confused, a long term nation
00:43:57
at the rate of about 200 years, and we're at 250.
00:44:01
That's what that means. And it's accurate.
00:44:04
Can you show me some evidence of that besides Rome?
00:44:08
Because there's Chinese.
00:44:10
I mean, yeah, Germany is a good example.
00:44:12
If you're talking about a nation in a nation state with the same exact name
00:44:16
and not a culture, I mean a religion, there's things, there's civilizations
00:44:20
that have been around for thousands of years and are still around.
00:44:23
I mean, they're not superpowers.
00:44:24
I guess they don't get a table at this competition.
00:44:26
So I guess we're just
00:44:29
I just don't
00:44:29
I find it a bad trip around the Roman Empire.
00:44:32
I don't know, row.
00:44:34
Yeah, sure. Rome, I'll give you that.
00:44:36
If we're comparing two civilizations, Rome and the United States.
00:44:39
Yeah.
00:44:39
We're 50 years farther, give or take 50 years.
00:44:43
But what about all the ones that have lasted much longer
00:44:47
and are still in existence right now?
00:44:50
That France lasted about 150 years.
00:44:54
Germany was about 200 years.
00:44:56
England was about 200 years.
00:44:59
Where? But they're all still around.
00:45:01
Yeah. So it was Rome.
00:45:03
The Roman Catholic Church is the remnants of the Roman Empire,
00:45:07
the Holy Roman, the Holy Roman Empire.
00:45:10
That's two different apostles to me.
00:45:12
Is are we
00:45:14
even though we were tricked into thinking we got our independence 250 years ago,
00:45:18
aren't we just remnants of the British Empire
00:45:20
that's been around again for more than 250 years?
00:45:22
Empire, the Ottoman Empire, those all lasted way less so. So,
00:45:28
okay, let's just instead of getting
00:45:29
crazy, let's just let's just compare it to the British Empire.
00:45:32
Does that still exist?
00:45:35
Yeah, it's a British is around for like 400 years.
00:45:39
Yeah.
00:45:39
So, I've got an Ottoman right now,
00:45:43
but your feet are on it.
00:45:45
Okay. Right.
00:45:47
That's not the same empire.
00:45:49
Okay. Fine.
00:45:50
If that's the only thing that's left.
00:45:52
And I'll give you, I'll grant you that the Ottoman Empire does not exist.
00:45:55
But the British Empire does.
00:45:58
Yeah, it does.
00:45:58
And I mean, they colonies even.
00:46:01
Do we have a threshold of what defines an empire?
00:46:03
Do they have to have, like, boots on the ground and conquering lands, or do
00:46:07
they just have to have a flag?
00:46:11
They have to have Brady talking about them right now.
00:46:14
I'm just. So can you give me some credit?
00:46:15
There's there's definitely some empires that are still around.
00:46:18
I would really the United States would both be look really confused.
00:46:23
You would agree with me but
00:46:24
then you don't you don't want either be you.
00:46:28
Yeah. Then agree with me.
00:46:29
You'd rather be wrong and strip dig your heels in and continue
00:46:33
to be you've whatever power and virtue I think that has.
00:46:36
Yeah. I like to be wrong.
00:46:38
I like then that means I learned something and I grew that day instead of shrink.
00:46:42
Yeah.
00:46:44
Let's continue with the tech.
00:46:46
Yeah, yeah that's correct.
00:46:48
Let's just say I see some quiet I got here.
00:46:51
Mike.
00:46:52
Excuse three years.
00:46:53
Yeah. Microphone goatee. There.
00:46:56
I guess this is not the beginning of your new chat have booster.
00:47:00
But if I put on my sound booster,
00:47:02
then we're going to lose sound for all the other videos. Off and on.
00:47:04
I don't want to do that. Okay,
00:47:08
fine.
00:47:09
No more effects.
00:47:10
Do your heels it. Okay. That's.
00:47:12
So that's one thing that I definitely agree with him.
00:47:14
Corporate takeover effect.
00:47:17
Yeah.
00:47:19
Something about losing the rights of nations and government.
00:47:22
Yeah. If you have multiple multiple.
00:47:25
What's that word I'm trying to think of.
00:47:26
That means they're multinational corporations
00:47:29
that are not defined by their national nation's laws
00:47:33
or that they're going to become more powerful than those nations.
00:47:36
You've just reminded me of the Good Times theme song.
00:47:41
If Satan is alive
00:47:42
on earth, he is, globalist.
00:47:46
Maybe he's really working.
00:47:48
If you if you're building a structure and you have all kinds of fail safes,
00:47:53
if something falls, it'll it'll protect it.
00:47:55
That's harder for it to fall down.
00:47:56
But if everybody's in the same boat with the same leader, in the same global.
00:48:01
Yeah, if you can steer that one
00:48:04
entity, then you
00:48:05
can control the entire world.
00:48:08
My point is, globalism is satanic corporate.
00:48:11
Okay, possibly
00:48:13
takeover of government.
00:48:16
I don't know what's the greatest evil.
00:48:17
Wouldn't that be satanic?
00:48:19
What's the greatest evil in your eyes?
00:48:22
So since Satan isn't real,
00:48:24
I would say a human king.
00:48:28
And I would be so bold as to say when a king becomes
00:48:30
so close to Satan, that man might create an a religion
00:48:34
to force that king to question his own power and say, well,
00:48:38
there might be a higher power, whether it exists or not.
00:48:41
One good timing of a lightning bolts or something.
00:48:44
And then you got him, and then you can actually regain your
00:48:47
sovereignty through some fake religion, which is kind of magical, if you ask me.
00:48:52
And maybe God
00:48:53
or whatever built this thing that we live on, put something like that.
00:48:56
There is a checks and balances.
00:48:57
So the Kings don't become this thing that we live on was built,
00:49:02
because I've, I've watched grass grow.
00:49:05
I mean, it literally grabs hydrogen and oxygen shit out of all this.
00:49:11
I started worshiping the sun as a god.
00:49:14
Really been working out well for me.
00:49:15
I but that I'm okay with that.
00:49:18
But I'll think about it.
00:49:19
You know what's a god?
00:49:20
It's just, you know, it's not just a ball of fire.
00:49:23
But think about it.
00:49:24
People have been praising him.
00:49:27
Well, son.
00:49:29
Yeah, it really helps with your shoulders, I'll tell you that.
00:49:32
And you're back.
00:49:32
So just praise the sun for at least a minute a day and you're back.
00:49:36
Will be thanking you.
00:49:39
Well, how about this?
00:49:40
The sun is more consistent than me.
00:49:42
Probably more consistent than you.
00:49:44
Definitely more powerful. Yeah, I got
00:49:47
so by
00:49:48
every definition except for, you know, like, I guess having a beard.
00:49:52
By your definition, it's a god.
00:49:54
I have a beard, I guess. Anything.
00:49:57
Right. It's. Is it God? Something you worship?
00:50:00
Is a god a creator?
00:50:01
What is a god? That's pretty nebulous, right?
00:50:03
Yeah, it is.
00:50:04
And you could say a god is anything I, I likely God.
00:50:09
That's why the that's why the Bible defines it simply as the word.
00:50:13
It's interchangeable with all kinds of things.
00:50:15
The great I am just do that so I can say, well,
00:50:19
I doubt Christ did it any further.
00:50:21
It's just trust the word they were telling you.
00:50:24
Holy shit, we went Old Testament there.
00:50:26
That was nice.
00:50:27
I appreciate that.
00:50:30
And I'll be sure to take you back
00:50:33
over to God.
00:50:37
Well, isn't that special?
00:50:39
Yes. Oh, my other all that would be wrong with my brain.
00:50:43
I'm not.
00:50:44
I'm really.
00:50:44
I gotta catch up on those clips. Donuts.
00:50:47
Okay.
00:50:47
The decision making policy has become separate.
00:50:52
Yeah. You got up here.
00:50:52
Yeah. Okay.
00:50:53
So wait, so he said that to I this this this lacking of personal responsibility
00:50:58
irks me to where everybody always wants to blame somebody.
00:51:01
Your opening monologue was brilliant
00:51:03
as far as blaming Satan, we have to stop doing that.
00:51:06
But now Jesse here is just simply replacing Satan with the government,
00:51:09
government or some other entity that has authority over him.
00:51:12
Now, granted, I guess if there's a boot on your neck and it's suffocating you,
00:51:15
it's very difficult for me to say, we'll stop doing that.
00:51:18
But there's so many things you can do individually for self responsibility
00:51:23
to make the world a better day and stop blaming the government.
00:51:27
Just, run for God.
00:51:28
You know, we live in a representative republic, not a democracy.
00:51:33
He also said that yes, we do. We both. We
00:51:37
is part
00:51:38
of our democracy is voting for that representative.
00:51:41
That's it.
00:51:42
And an occasional
00:51:44
ordinance or whatever.
00:51:46
What's that?
00:51:48
Representative democracy. Right.
00:51:49
All right. Why can't someone else do it?
00:51:51
Yeah.
00:51:52
We'll vote this guy and he'll figure it out.
00:51:53
Right.
00:51:55
Well, yeah, but if we have a democracy and figure it out
00:51:58
or vote on things, we just vote on people and they figure it out.
00:52:03
Yeah.
00:52:03
And those people are supposed to be representatives of us and be able
00:52:06
to come back into our workforce and not be a completely separate,
00:52:10
political class that's right here to get away with it.
00:52:14
I'd be doing the same thing.
00:52:15
I'd be taking checks from pharmaceutical companies, wouldn't you?
00:52:19
I'd be want to live in a mansion, make millions of dollars off the stock market.
00:52:22
But, you know, I'm not a governor or, senator, so.
00:52:25
Right.
00:52:26
Like what I was going to do here, who's running for,
00:52:30
Michigan Governor
00:52:31
Mike Cox is running for governor.
00:52:35
Both of them.
00:52:37
Right, exactly.
00:52:39
I heard my time was also running for governor.
00:52:43
Oh, that's that's perfect.
00:52:45
Typically, when they run together,
00:52:47
Mike Cox, pound Mike Conte.
00:52:50
Yeah.
00:52:51
Wow. Bad.
00:52:55
I mean, just beat pizza.
00:52:58
Pizza, right.
00:53:00
Oh reading off the topic.
00:53:03
Yeah.
00:53:03
So let me finish too because I was just really mean to Jesse.
00:53:06
Like it's
00:53:07
not it's also very difficult to run at that level of government
00:53:10
without having billions of dollars behind you.
00:53:12
So obviously the game is rigged.
00:53:14
Jesse, you take it.
00:53:15
I yell at him every day, you can run for your local government and you can
00:53:22
possibly make a difference.
00:53:23
I to run from the local government,
00:53:27
they should
00:53:28
their at least once in my life.
00:53:30
I'll serve waste one term of a small town mayor.
00:53:34
What do you think I can do my part.
00:53:37
That's my run for mayor.
00:53:38
I also like Gary's idea of running away.
00:53:40
You should be able to opt out and have a competing like,
00:53:43
you know, if there's a monopoly, typically a service goes down and the cost goes up
00:53:48
because they have no incentive for good service and blah, blah, blah.
00:53:51
Correct.
00:53:51
Isn't isn't our government services, aren't they?
00:53:54
Yeah.
00:53:56
We should offer an alternative government.
00:53:59
Yep. You should be able to opt out.
00:54:00
And now granted, like you're not going
00:54:02
to get the services and stuff that come along with that system.
00:54:05
But hey, maybe a competing system would make them work against
00:54:09
and with each other to make the services compete better.
00:54:13
I would love crazy fighter jets.
00:54:16
Oh. It's crazy. All right.
00:54:18
I'm pretty sure just mentioning that is a treasonous crime that they can
00:54:21
kill me for. For the record.
00:54:25
Sharing a competing government.
00:54:27
Sedition would be good.
00:54:29
According to this picture, I'm way bigger than Jesse to look at that.
00:54:33
It's like to be clear, I said start a competing government.
00:54:36
I didn't say and the current one.
00:54:37
So I think I'm okay. Right.
00:54:39
Yes. The narrow
00:54:42
clarification there that will not.
00:54:45
It looks like I can pick him up like a baby.
00:54:48
So why why do people think that the U.S is about to collapse?
00:54:52
Exactly.
00:54:52
Just because the trend that they usually do, or because
00:54:56
America is too stupid to handle or
00:54:59
maybe you should ask him about something else.
00:55:03
I use.
00:55:04
Oh, you mean women?
00:55:05
It always used to be black.
00:55:07
You know, the pyramids.
00:55:09
I'm going to go with, this regular blue collar Egyptian guys back in the day.
00:55:13
You know, they just got those big rocks over there.
00:55:17
You need to move those over there.
00:55:19
Yeah.
00:55:19
That's, Yeah, I hear you heard it here first.
00:55:23
You know, that was a regular job back in the day, right?
00:55:25
Slaves didn't build a pyramid.
00:55:27
No, they did not that that has been debunked.
00:55:29
Well, I bet that was like a middle class.
00:55:32
Good job back in the day, right?
00:55:34
They were well taken care of.
00:55:35
Yeah. They got well fed.
00:55:37
Yeah.
00:55:38
A lot moving them brick by brick. Same
00:55:43
I don't know I can't move brick.
00:55:45
Holy shit.
00:55:46
I'm sure you guys heard about the Legos.
00:55:48
They got the brick by brick. That's it. We're in.
00:55:51
We should look into that next week.
00:55:53
It's an incredible story.
00:55:55
Are you talking about what Denmark
00:55:58
got hit by the bear?
00:56:01
Bricks? Minifigs?
00:56:03
Yeah, that was still some guys.
00:56:05
Still, it was Legos. That's a long story.
00:56:08
Yeah, that great Lego tragedy.
00:56:13
The great Lego tragedy of 20 different.
00:56:16
Okay, watch this.
00:56:18
Not people like you.
00:56:20
You're paying attention.
00:56:21
Most people choose not to.
00:56:23
Okay.
00:56:27
Why do I have to be so sensitive?
00:56:30
I'm sick of suffering because the world was not built for.
00:56:34
Stop rubbing that part of your body.
00:56:36
You won't be so sensitive there.
00:56:37
People like you, you're paying attention.
00:56:40
Most people.
00:56:42
Okay, sorry.
00:56:43
I'll play it one more time because I know Gary wants it to be heard.
00:56:46
Why do I have to be so sensitive and some suffering?
00:56:50
Because the world was not built for people like you.
00:56:53
You're paying attention.
00:56:54
Most people choose not to.
00:56:56
Okay.
00:56:59
Okay,
00:57:01
that's really creepy and not really profound.
00:57:04
Obviously, they say the first step on a journey is awareness, right?
00:57:07
So you don't know there's a problem.
00:57:10
So you keep saying noise. That's the battle.
00:57:13
Knowing is half the battle.
00:57:15
Well that's the first step.
00:57:16
Talking about what we heard I'm talking about what we're ignoring.
00:57:19
There's a little girl walking through the forest with a bear.
00:57:23
Yeah, it was a bear, isn't it?
00:57:24
I and it seems to be a it seems to be a strange bear.
00:57:28
It looks like they don't really know each other for that.
00:57:30
There was a video.
00:57:32
Yeah,
00:57:34
yeah, those are real bear, you know, like a wizard.
00:57:37
And I'll choose the bear if you're in the woods.
00:57:40
Right. Gambit?
00:57:42
Yeah,
00:57:43
yeah, that was a popular gambit.
00:57:46
Would you ask women if is there any more gambits
00:57:49
that they need to get on the gambit game
00:57:52
watch more exclaim!
00:57:54
That was excellent.
00:57:56
There's always next game, never it did.
00:57:59
It was the worst ever.
00:58:01
It was. You get together,
00:58:03
you need new words like Gambit.
00:58:06
See how he beat lies and tell you anything.
00:58:11
I would never even
00:58:15
say Gambit.
00:58:18
Yeah. Damn. It's different from like, you.
00:58:20
All right.
00:58:20
We're not here to tell you.
00:58:22
The president.
00:58:25
So, man, I'm not grasping
00:58:28
this. I appreciate you saying that. It is.
00:58:29
I hated it as if that's.
00:58:31
The thing is, you made this.
00:58:32
Yeah, we're talking about the.
00:58:35
Let's talk about the Dodge Challenger
00:58:38
Hellcat with 800 and something horsepower.
00:58:41
Okay? Okay.
00:58:43
Yeah, that sounds gay.
00:58:45
For the Redeye Hellcat.
00:58:48
That's demonic.
00:58:49
It's screaming down the highway like a bat out of hell.
00:58:52
It is faster than any.
00:58:53
What about me? Gloves? Bat out of hell. That was great album.
00:58:56
Meatloaf sounds delicious.
00:58:59
Thank.
00:58:59
Meatloaf also had objects in the mirror
00:59:03
are closer than they appear, but I swear it was.
00:59:06
Objects in mirrors may be closer than they appear.
00:59:09
Mandela effect,
00:59:11
Mandela effect
00:59:12
I had meatloaf, maybe the sticky set of onions in the meat loaf
00:59:16
that was, sticky before I had to give it to you.
00:59:20
I had meatloaf,
00:59:22
I made meatloaf, you say?
00:59:24
No. Also, like three pieces of meatloaf.
00:59:27
No. Things.
00:59:29
Next time I go to the sticky buffet, I'll take a picture of on my plate
00:59:32
so you can see what I eat for.
00:59:33
Just take a picture of the trays you don't need to take a picture of.
00:59:36
See you eating.
00:59:36
I just I just want to see what kind of juices
00:59:39
this meatloaf has been sitting in for all day.
00:59:42
It's shimmer.
00:59:43
Dude, if there's no juices, it's delicious.
00:59:45
No ketchup either ketchup or gravy on your meatloaf.
00:59:48
Oh, there's two parts ketchup and no ketchup.
00:59:51
Meat loafers? Yeah. Yeah. No, no.
00:59:55
Oh, yeah.
00:59:56
I'm want ketchup.
00:59:59
It's like it's a bite.
01:00:00
I don't want hot dogs.
01:00:02
I knew it,
01:00:04
I have a theory about ketchup on hot dogs.
01:00:07
Two, two schools of thought.
01:00:10
Ketchup on hot dogs, mustard on hot dogs.
01:00:12
And my theory is people who have ketchup on
01:00:16
their hot dogs are stupid.
01:00:20
And there you have it.
01:00:22
I don't think so.
01:00:26
Maybe French fries if they're out there.
01:00:28
Yeah. Try to.
01:00:29
So my car on average, mustard hot dog eaters
01:00:34
have a higher average IQ than hot
01:00:37
dog eaters that enjoy ketchup.
01:00:40
Shut up.
01:00:41
Brady was saying something about his daughter.
01:00:42
What about your daughter? Oh, my.
01:00:45
She's in college.
01:00:47
She's never mine.
01:00:48
So we're just going to move on. She,
01:00:53
she lost credit
01:00:54
on some exam or some project or some paper.
01:00:57
I don't remember because she got marked
01:01:01
yet by fucking Oxford comma.
01:01:03
Thank you for.
01:01:04
Are you kidding me, mom?
01:01:05
Are you kidding me?
01:01:06
I didn't.
01:01:09
This is a joke.
01:01:10
This is not my daughter.
01:01:11
For lack thereof.
01:01:12
The missing Oxford comma.
01:01:15
I just
01:01:16
it feels dystopian.
01:01:18
Gary.
01:01:18
Imagine my dystopia when I find out that not only has the end
01:01:23
been tainted by ChatGPT, but everyone
01:01:26
like assuming that the media
01:01:29
never shows
01:01:32
in it out the Oxford comma,
01:01:34
Oxford comma.
01:01:36
Vampire weekend wrote a fuck about that.
01:01:39
Yeah,
01:01:41
I'd like to paint her, find it down there, get what's an ellipses on TikTok?
01:01:45
There's no idea of what major.
01:01:48
They're they're fighting me on my saying
01:01:51
that the Oxford comma is completely unnecessary like this,
01:01:55
but I don't hear her annoying banter over your annoying banter.
01:01:58
And honestly, my problem is last 24 hours or I'll digress.
01:02:04
All right? She's just bitching.
01:02:06
She's.
01:02:06
If she uses it, I've got a five.
01:02:09
If you say
01:02:11
they think that they're superfluous, thank you.
01:02:14
Extraneous even.
01:02:15
Can we say extraneous?
01:02:17
Yeah, we could, but we're not going.
01:02:19
I think we could.
01:02:21
I like that you didn't use that.
01:02:24
It's brilliant.
01:02:25
I'm concerned that none of the videos this week are marked for Rumble,
01:02:28
but the next one is called Nipple Solution.
01:02:31
Yeah, I didn't have time
01:02:32
to, dive into thing, so I don't think we could play that.
01:02:35
Let's just go to. Right.
01:02:37
I've made my labels obvious, but, we could just go to Rumble.
01:02:41
Yeah, we just go to Rumble.
01:02:43
YouTube's gotten by choice.
01:02:46
Hey, by choice?
01:02:47
Is that choices to, go to Rumble?
01:02:50
Yeah, I choose to go rumble.
01:02:53
It's, Rumble in the jungle, 1974, is there?
01:02:59
Hey, there
01:03:01
that's go.
01:03:04
The unfiltered and crude
01:03:07
proclamation of unrestrained speech.
01:03:10
All right, folks, listen up before
01:03:12
we dive headfirst into that circus of presents and uncensored banter,
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here's our no nonsense disclaimer served with a side of flag humor.
01:03:21
Look, we're here for a good time, not a politically correct time, all right?
01:03:25
In this crazy world, we're snowflakes melting.
01:03:27
Everyone's a critic.
01:03:28
We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
01:03:31
So here goes.
01:03:32
Article one. Let's get ridiculous.
01:03:34
The sole purpose of our discourse, be it from guests post or any random loud
01:03:38
mouth, is to tickle your funny bone, tease your gray matter,
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and illuminate the path to a mirthful existence.
01:03:43
Any semblance of seriousness is purely accidental.
01:03:46
Article two offending everyone equally.
01:03:48
We're equal opportunity offenders, all right?
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We don't give a hoot about your gender, race, religion or whether you can.
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We don't give a hoot their dogs.
01:03:56
Oh, honey, you're darn tootin we don't get feelings.
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We're here to roast everyone
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from politicians to influencers to our own sorry selves.
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Nobody's safe.
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Not even gab games, Apple pie.
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Article three screw political correctness.
01:04:11
Listen, we ain't here to hold your hand or sugarcoat anything.
01:04:14
So if our jokes offend you, tough lecture.
01:04:18
We're not looking for anyone. Others are hurt feelings.
01:04:21
But hey, if you can take the heat,
01:04:22
we promise we'll get you some belly laughs and maybe a couple of snorts.
01:04:25
Ha ha ha. Article for fake news alert.
01:04:28
We'll take you outside the courtroom for further details.
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The tales, rumors, and downright lies you hear here are as fictional
01:04:35
as a $3 bill.
01:04:37
Any resemblance to real life events or people,
01:04:39
whether alive or pushing up daisies, is purely coincidental
01:04:42
and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
01:04:46
We're pretty sure the Earth is round, and I didn't actually take myself out,
01:04:48
but honestly, who cares? Article five
01:04:53
parody
01:04:54
because why not?
01:04:57
Parody and satire are our bread and butter folks.
01:05:01
Any likeness to actual people or characters is just us.
01:05:04
Having a laugh can already pay for a lot of the
01:05:07
might not be the smartest cookies in the jar.
01:05:10
Always sure not to stir up some trouble here on the selling club
01:05:15
smart without putting your ideas in a twist.
01:05:17
And congrats to our new robot!
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We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes.
01:05:21
Spread some questionable joints.
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I might never have to be serious,
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so buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride
01:05:29
to the absurd realms of our humor.
01:05:31
While flags rants. Why?
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Look Trump on the run while brother.
01:05:43
And. Give me hell yeah.
01:05:47
Well, let me tell you, ladies and gentlemen, there,
01:05:50
let's get ready to
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jump on the rumble.
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I hope that you're ready to rumble.
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I hope you're ready to rumble, bitch.
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I hope you are ready to rumble.
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And blow.
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I don't think you're ready to rumble.
01:06:20
Oh, you're a double down to I, I need the devil.
01:06:24
So what's your Mount Rushmore of Satan?
01:06:26
Istic societal characters.
01:06:28
I'm assuming Donald Trump is number one, but there is no one through four.
01:06:32
There's just the four.
01:06:34
So I would say, Donald Trump, Joe Biden,
01:06:38
Barack Obama and.
01:06:44
Where do you think those name sounds say?
01:06:46
Me yeah.
01:06:48
Nevertheless, for they were the last four presidents.
01:06:51
It's a joke I made.
01:06:54
The joke emotional.
01:06:55
Leave your wives. Go fuck your neighbor.
01:06:58
All right.
01:06:58
Charles Manson I think he didn't leave his wife.
01:07:01
She was just there, wasn't she? I thought I heard a
01:07:05
womanly voice.
01:07:06
Maybe we just heard him and had a wife.
01:07:08
Maybe you guys are just role playing on. If you.
01:07:10
If Gary and Sean started eating, like, lady the tramp in bed, right the middle.
01:07:16
Yeah.
01:07:17
This plate of spaghetti on.
01:07:19
Start eating each other's boxes.
01:07:22
Like if you go to Amazon or something laying around, like,
01:07:26
oh, yeah, there's a yellow noodle between you.
01:07:30
Eat. It was the best.
01:07:34
The tried it.
01:07:36
Yeah.
01:07:36
Let me open it up.
01:07:38
But for now I think it's. Right. Oh, wow.
01:07:40
So we had the Hitler
01:07:43
in that like top tier.
01:07:46
Like if, like you say, Satan doesn't like people.
01:07:50
Yeah.
01:07:51
He was the Catholic Church.
01:07:56
It was like the Orthodox Catholic
01:07:58
Church group.
01:08:02
What does this mean for the demonic?
01:08:05
What do you.
01:08:06
Oh, God, this is demon.
01:08:08
Nothing.
01:08:09
What is the book? No.
01:08:15
So it was. Was.
01:08:18
That is probably the hardest.
01:08:19
Is that
01:08:22
we're doing something here.
01:08:24
This is versus.
01:08:26
I am very happy with this.
01:08:28
I like denying it.
01:08:30
He loves sneezing.
01:08:32
I ain't one crying.
01:08:35
I'm gonna be around it.
01:08:36
He's going to honest.
01:08:38
I intervened and he can't do blackface, which you definitely do.
01:08:42
Hitler mustache.
01:08:45
That's hilarious.
01:08:46
It's legal
01:08:47
to cancel I see. Yeah, yeah.
01:08:50
So shoot tomorrow.
01:08:52
This is going to be good.
01:08:53
I mean, this institution.
01:08:56
Yeah.
01:08:57
What happens this time that you're being.
01:09:03
I'm the Hitler.
01:09:08
That's brilliant. You.
01:09:09
I think you're the tiger.
01:09:10
That is dedication.
01:09:12
All right, here we go. Is it? No. I needed to shave this.
01:09:14
And sometimes I like to do it in hotel rooms like an asshole.
01:09:17
That way I don't have to clean it up.
01:09:18
Yeah. Good point.
01:09:20
I just leave a good tip on my counter.
01:09:24
A tip for what?
01:09:26
The cleaning lady.
01:09:28
For what?
01:09:29
It's not a fucking bathrobe. Them.
01:09:32
She gets paid a regular hourly wage for
01:09:36
semen.
01:09:37
I got on the thing.
01:09:38
Are you saying they're underpaying me?
01:09:43
Yeah, they get paid.
01:09:45
Well, not a living wage.
01:09:49
Yeah, I think they're both on the link.
01:09:51
And I went to the all the time down
01:09:55
and. Is it.
01:09:57
Oh, I see that.
01:09:59
Yeah.
01:10:00
But the phones that charging is the main problem here.
01:10:04
Yeah. It's a conundrum.
01:10:05
No it's not, it's the phone has to be charging or we don't have a show.
01:10:11
And after three years.
01:10:15
No. It says we have a show.
01:10:18
Oh we have a show.
01:10:20
Okay, here we go.
01:10:21
So, that Hitler gig
01:10:25
that the Hitler shaved mustache, that was
01:10:29
probably the single greatest thing.
01:10:31
The two,
01:10:33
the two moments of pleasure.
01:10:35
It's gold today or draws for your hair
01:10:39
earlier and draws for you.
01:10:44
Shaving.
01:10:47
That was the outstanding.
01:10:53
So what are we doing now?
01:10:54
I said another stuff. Do we have a sandwich?
01:10:56
Do we have a chicken thigh?
01:10:57
Give me something.
01:10:58
Break.
01:11:02
Suffering so much.
01:11:04
How can we help them?
01:11:05
I'll.
01:11:08
The humans are suffering so much.
01:11:10
How can we help them?
01:11:12
I'll eat this.
01:11:13
And I will meditate in 30 to 45 minutes.
01:11:15
I will have a solution. To.
01:11:23
What are you doing?
01:11:28
I am washing away the sin.
01:11:37
The humans are suffering.
01:11:39
Yeah.
01:11:42
See? There's that.
01:11:43
The flood story.
01:11:45
I believe so, yeah.
01:11:47
All right.
01:11:48
That was the end. The suffering.
01:11:50
Which word? Story.
01:11:52
I went for the more
01:11:55
we have to kill the animals so that they don't die.
01:12:00
Yeah,
01:12:03
okay.
01:12:04
Bring me a sandwich.
01:12:06
Okay. Well, here.
01:12:09
Me that for me?
01:12:12
That's fucking delicious. Okay.
01:12:13
I find it for you that you're not.
01:12:19
That fucking sound.
01:12:20
Cheese roll.
01:12:21
Oh, my goodness, look at this thing.
01:12:24
My dad's diner was a good old potato with onion rings.
01:12:28
I didn't ring. What's what?
01:12:31
The bread is onions.
01:12:32
Now that I'm slightly mature,
01:12:35
we're making this cheeseburger on.
01:12:37
Your dog is shredded parmesan, Swiss onions,
01:12:41
brush with oil and cheese and, well, bake for 20 minutes.
01:12:44
Once that's golden and crispy, flip it over and topped with slices of ham.
01:12:47
Your favorite cheeses I want to see you make.
01:12:50
So you should.
01:12:51
You should be able to make whatever we present on the show and then share it
01:12:56
the next week.
01:12:57
Read it right.
01:12:59
Right now
01:12:59
I'm beef and right now I should have it up, bake it up and eat it right now.
01:13:03
I was it was my favorite thing to order at my dad's diner was a good no.
01:13:07
I'm not as burger was not like draw shaving a Hitler mustache live on.
01:13:12
You can do that right now.
01:13:14
I couldn't stop you.
01:13:16
You didn't short cut open at the end.
01:13:17
I have to go do Hitler mustaches.
01:13:20
I don't really grow much of a mustache.
01:13:22
I'm kind of mangy.
01:13:24
It's okay.
01:13:25
You know, you just need a little right here.
01:13:27
Yeah. I was. You can't.
01:13:29
Mine doesn't show up on too great or what doesn't show up.
01:13:32
It doesn't matter.
01:13:33
We'll get get some, get a Sharpie.
01:13:36
Oh, then that's all I need is a Sharpie.
01:13:39
Then I just draw it. Okay? Yeah.
01:13:41
All right, I'll be right back.
01:13:42
Oh, fuck.
01:13:43
So you're saying I didn't need to do this?
01:13:46
Yep. No, I did this because we're sodas, Satan.
01:13:51
And I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm a really,
01:13:53
really huge fan of Charlie Chaplin.
01:13:57
Oh, okay.
01:14:00
I just need a cane.
01:14:00
Where's my cane?
01:14:03
Well, like that guy's going below.
01:14:04
I'm sure that was a cane. I think that was an umbrella.
01:14:07
He the cane tonight?
01:14:11
Yeah.
01:14:11
The cameras were wiped out entirely.
01:14:14
And, you know, one of the first.
01:14:16
One of the first people temptation.
01:14:17
I read it in literature, and it's in this art.
01:14:20
Literature.
01:14:21
Joe, I read a Bible and you say that that's all literature read.
01:14:25
That was superfluous for somebody
01:14:26
who hates the Oxford comma because it's superfluous.
01:14:28
You sure do speak superfluous that all literature is read.
01:14:32
Sometimes they print things in black so that there's that I stand corrected.
01:14:37
Yeah. Blue even maybe. Understand.
01:14:40
Stand corrected.
01:14:44
I don't know what.
01:14:45
It will look weird.
01:14:46
Stop calling me.
01:14:47
Yeah, well, look weird today. Will you look good?
01:14:50
Some of you are not going to like this, but I think, like, we need to
01:14:55
grow up.
01:14:56
This is apparently not a read speed as it appear.
01:15:00
It's where the movie is simply called fart
01:15:04
because in Swedish that bon speed.
01:15:07
And there was a time in my life when I would have thought this was very,
01:15:10
very funny.
01:15:11
All the time is now.
01:15:13
The time is always fart. It always.
01:15:16
I matured because I realized fart means I should not need.
01:15:20
I want a fast pile of sticks.
01:15:23
Oh, fart control is what I call my wife.
01:15:27
They'll be laughing at the same things I was laughing at
01:15:31
when I was five years old.
01:15:33
When I'm a teenager, I would have thought it was very, very funny
01:15:37
that their word for final or end is like, but you said candles.
01:15:43
Like they could even say something called Lonesome Cow.
01:15:46
Can you say that word, Gary?
01:15:48
Yeah, I was a slut. No, I will not.
01:15:51
Boy.
01:15:51
And a long way from home slut.
01:15:54
Or that the subway was called the set of Heart Station.
01:15:57
And I said it before
01:16:00
is slacker motherfucker tits.
01:16:02
Is that enough, or shall I go all of a sudden?
01:16:04
It's his middle fucking problem here. What the hell?
01:16:06
And when that happens, it goes viral again.
01:16:09
That at the end of the English language version of the film finding Dory,
01:16:14
you get this.
01:16:15
Oh, you had Swedish version, like at the end of this heartwarming good venture.
01:16:20
You get this.
01:16:21
And we're not going to laugh at this.
01:16:23
Well, when you are better than that.
01:16:28
This week in Wiener,
01:16:30
some of you are not going to like this,
01:16:32
but I think collectively we like them.
01:16:35
I watch, I like it a lot, so I'm not sure if I thought of some words are funny.
01:16:40
That's why I keep sending in videos with that guy, because George doesn't like
01:16:44
images of East Asian.
01:16:47
You see the style of presentation we have here,
01:16:48
so why would we choose a lesser than video to highlight
01:16:51
when they're not putting the production value in and you're highlighting them here
01:16:54
and using our production value for their benefit?
01:16:58
Yes. I'm using our platform to. Yes.
01:17:01
Yeah. Correct. Yes. Correct.
01:17:04
I'm assuming he's making money with it I haven't no he's probably not.
01:17:09
Oh he's okay.
01:17:10
Oh you said this is all allowed to each other's works.
01:17:13
And what is
01:17:16
for the love of the game.
01:17:17
It's that's what sharing the works.
01:17:18
It's about the time put in by the lesser than individual who's just Bogart.
01:17:22
So what you said video.
01:17:23
It's about the credit
01:17:26
and the payment.
01:17:27
Oh really making something unless I'm reimbursed.
01:17:30
Well that's not the way this would go on my work.
01:17:33
No I just don't like oral that.
01:17:35
Don't people who just take other people's videos and do it in the laziest way.
01:17:40
And then we present them here.
01:17:43
Yeah. Oh that's for me.
01:17:44
Well beige what is it now. Oh, really?
01:17:48
That's right.
01:17:51
We have one of those.
01:17:53
Did I fail to send one in?
01:17:55
Oh, what is it? Sorry.
01:17:57
Do I keep requesting stuff?
01:17:59
Farming wool, beige.
01:18:02
Yeah. Again.
01:18:02
I heard the the nouns and sounds, but I don't know what. Oh.
01:18:06
The word.
01:18:06
So many times you farming?
01:18:07
Well, beige farming.
01:18:09
Well, they talking about
01:18:12
dough.
01:18:12
How about a number ten Smith.
01:18:14
Smith.
01:18:15
Just so you know early on I'm remember.
01:18:17
Oh she's 26 then
01:18:21
that's okay 16 seems like a random.
01:18:24
Yeah. It is where you just threw out there.
01:18:26
I do okay out of here.
01:18:30
Let's see what it is okay. Good.
01:18:31
At least see what it is.
01:18:37
You're more of one fuck up
01:18:39
like all the damn time, and it's starting to piss you the hell off.
01:18:43
Maybe you should ask.
01:18:45
Oh, damn it all.
01:18:46
To hell with damn it all to hell.
01:18:48
You're still going to fuck up?
01:18:49
Probably even more than before.
01:18:51
You just won't give a fuck anymore.
01:18:54
Damn it all to hell.
01:18:55
Helping people who fuck up, not give a motherfuck.
01:18:59
There has not been one fucked up on tonight's show.
01:19:03
I know.
01:19:07
But with the
01:19:07
router, you can hear me at least.
01:19:11
Oh yeah, I can't wait.
01:19:12
Yeah. What was one confusion?
01:19:15
Oh, I need a plug in the router.
01:19:16
I haven't been using it.
01:19:18
I, I can't do something.
01:19:20
Do you not serious.
01:19:23
I do take the show seriously.
01:19:24
Well then would you give me that.
01:19:26
Is there like an adverbs ending line.
01:19:29
Generally. So you got it.
01:19:31
And then what point did you go fuck this thing?
01:19:35
I think I was running late one day.
01:19:37
I needed it. Oh, usually you needed it.
01:19:40
That's why you were.
01:19:41
You acquired it
01:19:42
because you got it, and then you used it and then one day you just said, fuck it.
01:19:46
And then you. We just continued the.
01:19:50
Yeah, okay.
01:19:50
No, I understand why you choose the videos that you choose.
01:19:54
Did you guys similar.
01:19:56
Share that with me.
01:19:57
I want to know.
01:19:58
Yeah, yeah. You say
01:20:02
oh it's such a eclectic mix.
01:20:05
No it's just the.
01:20:08
Yeah.
01:20:09
No sequitur.
01:20:11
No. Sean sat down.
01:20:13
I think he said a few things. He's like, well, how come you don't have this yet?
01:20:15
Or how come you where's your microphone?
01:20:17
And it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:20:19
He's got he's got new equipment for me.
01:20:21
We've got this monitor.
01:20:24
Yeah.
01:20:24
The monitor there so he can keep. Yeah.
01:20:27
And I reverse thread the machine and I'm going to play
01:20:29
that exact piece of tape backwards now okay?
01:20:32
Okay. Just that you've not docked.
01:20:33
I've not doctored it in any way. All right.
01:20:35
Let's let's go ahead guys.
01:20:37
This time he doesn't look qualified to be a doctor.
01:20:42
Gary does.
01:20:43
Oh yeah okay.
01:20:45
When they're there what was I.
01:20:48
Yeah. Wait, so you okay? I'll say so.
01:20:51
I heard Chewbacca waits at most Eisley, so I don't think it's too,
01:20:57
Now watch.
01:20:57
Now that I said.
01:20:59
Now that I said that you're going to hear it, I said, oh,
01:21:02
there's another one that's playing all his.
01:21:05
It's.
01:21:05
They were there.
01:21:07
They were.
01:21:09
They.
01:21:11
Hey, I live okay because the nerd broke it.
01:21:13
But look back on those Eisley they're for now.
01:21:16
Yeah. Wait, so you know two ways.
01:21:19
Anyway, I was saying. Exactly.
01:21:21
And then you'll hear they would say, I live with Satan.
01:21:24
And when you hear that forward that makes you want to be a Satanist,
01:21:28
it's like, I don't know, seeing that logically.
01:21:30
Go ahead here.
01:21:31
Oh, no, your subconscious picks up on that.
01:21:34
There's that. I,
01:21:36
I was going to create something here for you.
01:21:39
Here was exactly I heard draw right there.
01:21:43
I heard you're playing is you're your success.
01:21:46
You're sitting near draw.
01:21:48
You know, snip snip snip.
01:21:50
You know what room I'm in?
01:21:52
I think our subconscious is fluent in Mandarin.
01:21:56
We have to ignore all the snip snips to
01:21:59
fluent Mandarin.
01:22:01
Yeah, yeah, I oh, it's.
01:22:07
You hear from you,
01:22:10
George?
01:22:10
I heard you over that time. Yep.
01:22:12
You give George snip snip snip snip.
01:22:14
Can you hear me?
01:22:17
Sure he will.
01:22:21
So they're saying snip snip snip snip snip is 666.
01:22:24
He will give you exactly.
01:22:27
Wow. Yeah.
01:22:29
Snip snip.
01:22:29
That jaw was Satan.
01:22:34
The most serious is was.
01:22:36
I don't want to watch this.
01:22:38
Agassi, let me take my old school.
01:22:40
Fucking real. The real. I can take it
01:22:45
yet. There's some real bass.
01:22:48
Bass chord. That's not what I meant to say.
01:22:50
There's some real backward masking.
01:22:52
And when you play it backwards,
01:22:54
it sounds perfect, because that's how recorded things.
01:22:58
My words are all backwards.
01:22:59
See, this screwed up my brain, my orders, words.
01:23:01
Not right. Come out now.
01:23:02
No, no, I used to do this as kids.
01:23:05
Time and old school Macintosh computers.
01:23:07
We'd use QuickTime and we would say things backwards
01:23:10
or try to spell them backwards one or the other.
01:23:13
If we couldn't figure out how to spell it, you would say it forwards.
01:23:15
Flip it backwards, and then learn how to say it backwards.
01:23:18
And then you would say it all half ass backwards, and then you'd flip it
01:23:21
and it would say it like that. Like that. Yeah.
01:23:23
Next. Yeah.
01:23:24
Or for me, yeah I forget, but that's, sick.
01:23:28
I'm sick of me.
01:23:28
This will say, suck my dick.
01:23:30
Second
01:23:33
is a, five letter racist word.
01:23:38
Oh, I know that.
01:23:39
Is it Arab? Is Brady?
01:23:43
Oh, no, six letter B, right.
01:23:45
Whatever.
01:23:45
B seven because it's got a s and then you say fag.
01:23:48
All of them. Iraq.
01:23:49
All of them.
01:23:50
My mistake. That's my mistake.
01:23:53
Good. There. We're done with this video.
01:23:55
There were no in the backwards.
01:23:57
You could dive to the laundry list of it's us us backwards and it's satanic.
01:24:01
But there's a, the, 2000 vintage
01:24:04
video voice that I think I see as more
01:24:07
it should be more heavily featured on the show.
01:24:10
It's called resist is the only did we not only did we put a backwards
01:24:13
masking track on it, but we did that CD track zero.
01:24:17
Have you ever seen that you put the CD in and then you got to rewind?
01:24:20
Oh yeah. Right.
01:24:21
There's a there's a hidden track. Zero.
01:24:23
There we go back.
01:24:24
So if you can actually see, I mean, if you have a CD player.
01:24:28
Anyways, I'm just going to stop talking about what a waste that was.
01:24:31
Yeah. Nobody said nobody. No I have three.
01:24:34
So you have C any player has 3000.
01:24:36
Voice of anger. Resist CDs. If anybody would like one
01:24:40
I'll take one.
01:24:42
Done. Sold.
01:24:43
I mean, I'll give it to you.
01:24:46
Okay.
01:24:46
This looks like, gay porn in waiting to happen.
01:24:51
Yeah, that's.
01:24:51
I tried to get him to start. Look at the noodle.
01:24:53
If they start on each end of the noodle, they'll meet right in the middle
01:24:56
of the tramp.
01:24:59
I know there's a picture somewhere of two Gary's.
01:25:02
Yeah, I see in a gay porn porn scenes, but I've seen those over it.
01:25:07
You guys just wait for help. I'll.
01:25:09
I know fans. Yeah. How do gay porn end?
01:25:13
I don't do they come on each other?
01:25:15
I mean, seriously, it's never seen it.
01:25:18
I was gonna bring the story to the show, but this isn't new news.
01:25:20
But there was some, some kid was made, like, 40 grand.
01:25:23
Use an eye as a fake check on OnlyFans.
01:25:28
Oh, look.
01:25:29
Oh, think. Thanks, chicken.
01:25:30
I think.
01:25:32
And, yeah, they just generate images and stuff
01:25:35
like that and, generate content and banter.
01:25:38
How does he do that anymore?
01:25:39
They took, they got rid of it all.
01:25:42
I don't know, I just saw a story the other day may have been old.
01:25:44
I saw a story that was three years old that they were
01:25:47
there was people commenting on it as if it just happened.
01:25:52
There was a musical artist
01:25:53
who had canceled tours because they were having a singing issue.
01:25:56
But there's what there is a Frankie Valli.
01:25:59
No, it was actually Morgan Wallen.
01:26:00
But we don't need that.
01:26:01
Thank you.
01:26:01
Valley or taps or Seasons four Horseman.
01:26:05
No, what I saw and I'm like, this is all.
01:26:06
And then I go to the comments because I'm like, let me just see the comments.
01:26:09
And I'm like, because I know that there's people
01:26:10
and everyone's like, oh my God, I get better soon.
01:26:12
Oh, you better be for my concert.
01:26:14
And it's like, and this is three.
01:26:15
This is like it literally has comments on it from three years ago. I
01:26:20
maybe he's really, really sick.
01:26:23
No, it's so bad.
01:26:26
Today we're doing an opera, which is why you being pulled over
01:26:28
the city of Lake City. We're doing an operation for the distracted driver.
01:26:31
You drove past me? Oh, no.
01:26:32
I had medical aid on the phone.
01:26:34
I mean, I saw you.
01:26:38
Yeah.
01:26:38
Oh, is this fake? This.
01:26:41
Please.
01:26:41
For the love of all God and Satan, tell me this is real.
01:26:45
She's like, excuse me,
01:26:47
I don't have a right hand.
01:26:49
How do you even do the ten and two gimmick, though?
01:26:51
I mean, I
01:26:53
do you think that he saw,
01:26:55
like, a prosthetic that you should have your hands attention to?
01:26:59
Yeah.
01:26:59
What if she put, like, a little metal plate behind her skin
01:27:01
and she has one of those magnetic, what are they called? The magnets?
01:27:04
They were Magna, you know.
01:27:06
You know, you have an apple. You don't have to make it hard up.
01:27:08
So she put her hand at ten and, like, one over six, five.
01:27:13
The city of Lagos.
01:27:14
Today we're doing an operation for this tractor driver.
01:27:16
You drove past me, holding the right hand, manipulating the phone,
01:27:19
I mean, right, so yeah, this thing, I mean,
01:27:23
so you she could have a cafe set.
01:27:26
Yeah. Double sided sticky tape maybe, right.
01:27:29
Yeah. I mean, how do you get out of this?
01:27:32
Like he said, and I quote, holding with your right hand.
01:27:36
No, I mean, you could already kind of tell, like, the second she holds up her,
01:27:40
he doesn't even budge on his opinion of the situation.
01:27:43
He's not like, oh fuck, he's got me.
01:27:46
He's like, oh no, I need to push harder.
01:27:48
Yeah, because he lives up in the off.
01:27:50
He's like, stop resisting.
01:27:53
Yeah.
01:27:55
On us.
01:27:58
So you just call this a day?
01:28:00
I don't want to call it a day. Right?
01:28:02
And I'll just send my right hand.
01:28:04
Well, I thought I told you I had the right.
01:28:08
I thought you had the right.
01:28:10
Have you done.
01:28:10
You didn't see me. Sorry.
01:28:13
So are you saying that you saw me?
01:28:15
I know what I just said. I know what I just that I'm asking you not.
01:28:17
Do you think you know I.
01:28:19
So she was steering with her knee and using her left and then right.
01:28:22
I did have my phone in my hand, but fun fact my hand is not attached to my arm.
01:28:26
It is back at home, right? It's sitting right.
01:28:29
Ya. Because
01:28:30
it was amputated when I was four, right?
01:28:34
I would try to keep it, but, huge amputee.
01:28:38
Are you allowed to keep in mind?
01:28:40
I keep my teeth because I don't want them to grow another me from them.
01:28:43
Is that. That's a little crazy.
01:28:45
That's a yes. Totally crazy. But we got to.
01:28:48
Okay.
01:28:48
Like, they go so crazy they go.
01:28:52
Nobody's ever asked for it before. But sure, you can have it.
01:28:55
And they try to put it
01:28:55
in a little treasure chest, but it was one of my giant adult molars
01:28:58
so it wouldn't fit in there.
01:29:00
Like, we don't really have any type of container to give it to you.
01:29:03
So they just, like, you see too many movies, right?
01:29:06
So you put it in your pocket.
01:29:07
Whatever the reason, I can't.
01:29:09
So even if it was movies and it's completely fake, once it's in my head, it's real.
01:29:15
Say what?
01:29:17
No. So. All right. Well, here.
01:29:19
So watch what if. What if they don't make a whole new movie?
01:29:21
But what if there's a crime scene
01:29:23
and there's a dead body, and the only thing left is one tooth?
01:29:26
Brady knows that.
01:29:27
Brady knows that I don't have the money to fight that shit.
01:29:31
So it's easier just to keep my tooth now.
01:29:33
And it got the other hand to go.
01:29:35
Let me guess.
01:29:35
You just let your tooth so all willy nilly on the inside.
01:29:39
So you just, you just if you have to use the bathroom elsewhere, you bottle
01:29:43
your own urine and take it back home with you and dispose of it properly.
01:29:48
Is your live in your DNA?
01:29:50
No, you fucking asshole.
01:29:51
But I'm going to have to now.
01:29:53
Yeah. God damn, you use a lot.
01:29:56
I never even thought of that.
01:29:58
He's kind of great.
01:29:59
He brings, like, a storage tank in his vehicle, and then he has bottles.
01:30:02
You're right.
01:30:03
There's a receptacle underneath the toilet. Take.
01:30:07
They're taking my say.
01:30:08
You're going to take it.
01:30:09
They're going to take a little bit of semen too.
01:30:11
So did she land that?
01:30:13
And the God Joker did he
01:30:16
raise the gun?
01:30:18
You saw me.
01:30:19
I know what I know, but in the Bible, you're not the only one.
01:30:23
I don't want you to know how funny I did not antibody to have
01:30:26
when it came into God.
01:30:33
Oh, my God, that is the best
01:30:36
hands.
01:30:37
So hold on to do that.
01:30:39
No, there's a loophole.
01:30:40
Yeah. No, there's a loophole. I swear to God.
01:30:42
Hand is not drunk, officer God, right now on your way.
01:30:47
And God, how do you even know you're Christian?
01:30:49
Like you don't like.
01:30:50
How do you know she is a God fearing woman?
01:30:53
Like, how do you know this? You're on to something, right there.
01:30:55
Why have all our people in court?
01:30:57
I swear to God. Or to write your.
01:31:00
Yeah, yeah.
01:31:02
Looking at the right things are going. I mean, you swear to God.
01:31:04
Which which one? Number one. Number two.
01:31:07
Why I say we go back.
01:31:09
We go back to third grade and swear in our mothers lives
01:31:13
and work.
01:31:14
Yeah.
01:31:14
You got you have one. You.
01:31:18
Oh, possibly hate your mother.
01:31:20
I, I would love this to be like my punisher from now on.
01:31:23
Sir, were you making an illegal left hander?
01:31:25
And I swear to God, I wasn't.
01:31:29
Yeah, okay, well, you're free to go then, because obviously you wouldn't.
01:31:31
Yeah, obviously you're not willing to swear to God.
01:31:37
I yeah, I, I so want to think that's real.
01:31:41
No. It's real Israel.
01:31:43
Let me, see if there's any updates.
01:31:46
And it's not the reason why I pulled you over.
01:31:48
It's the reason I pulled you over.
01:31:50
Why is superfluous. Why?
01:31:54
Because it's already covered.
01:31:57
It's there. You already got there.
01:31:59
But maybe it's the reason to some extent instead of the actual reason why.
01:32:04
Maybe it's the reason.
01:32:06
Is there another one?
01:32:06
Oh, one of the reasons. Maybe.
01:32:09
But the reason why the the reason why we
01:32:15
reason.
01:32:19
Most this I saw this did you guys did you
01:32:23
see if you get an influencer she then she's a fitness creator and posted her
01:32:27
she her footage
01:32:31
case was dismissed ahead of the scheduled court hearing.
01:32:34
The, signing deputy requested to drop the case due to lack of evidence.
01:32:39
Yeah.
01:32:42
I'm waiting for that story.
01:32:44
Is the evidence her hand, you fucking cop, asshole
01:32:47
or, like, his lack of hand?
01:32:50
A lack of hand?
01:32:52
Yeah, you have to have hand in a relationship.
01:32:58
Yeah.
01:33:00
So, do you have to, like, what's where's your where where do your buddy go?
01:33:03
The blow or sitting on his knees right now or is there a bed?
01:33:09
Somewhere below. Why did you say the pillow?
01:33:11
It was just blow it without lying.
01:33:14
Do we need to be quiet?
01:33:16
No, you do not need to be quiet.
01:33:22
Did you tell you?
01:33:22
Fuck off.
01:33:23
Yeah.
01:33:23
So this was an unfortunate but fortunate event. So,
01:33:28
I've been about a bitched about my issues with,
01:33:31
pulling my money out of the stock market and missing the boat on Rocket Lab.
01:33:36
So I've had some money in Virgin Galactic, and, even though this is
01:33:40
this is the New Glenn rocket
01:33:43
and the one that sends the, concept to space occasionally.
01:33:47
And then also occasionally, tourists.
01:33:50
Blue Origin's, was a Shepard.
01:33:53
That's the rocket that sends humans.
01:33:55
This was, satellite rocket.
01:33:58
But it was not supposed to explode.
01:34:00
But this exploding combined with SpaceX
01:34:04
going public soon and also, the they literally,
01:34:09
Virgin Galactic just
01:34:11
launched and retested their old plane
01:34:14
for absolutely no reason whatsoever,
01:34:17
the same day, earlier this day, or I think it was the day before,
01:34:19
but it may have been earlier this day.
01:34:21
So, that's sucking rocketed,
01:34:25
my pocket at about 12 grand so far.
01:34:29
It is going to drop.
01:34:31
So I just bought it off shirts. Yeah.
01:34:34
So it went up.
01:34:35
Price fell 200, I think like 150 to 200%.
01:34:39
It went up like exceeded six in every direction.
01:34:42
And then it went up to like eight, just about eight.
01:34:46
But I sold it periodically throughout the day.
01:34:47
But it's higher.
01:34:49
So, this was this was an unfortunate incident.
01:34:52
Millions of dollars were lost.
01:34:54
No one was hurt miraculously.
01:34:56
But, yeah, that is one hell of an explosion,
01:34:59
to be honest, in the shit that does everywhere.
01:35:02
Boom.
01:35:03
Yeah, there's other footage.
01:35:04
It like it lit up the sky.
01:35:06
There was people that were fishing across so far away and
01:35:11
they didn't want anybody because they're like, what is this?
01:35:14
Like, like Elon does where he just blows up his own shit just for the fun of it.
01:35:18
And it's like, no notice. Now what happened here?
01:35:20
There was millions of dollars of satellites and shit.
01:35:25
Right.
01:35:26
Yeah.
01:35:27
That's what tanked fucking.
01:35:29
I was in Virgin Orbit.
01:35:30
That was the offshoot of, Virgin Galactic that did satellites.
01:35:34
And they they crashed their fucking.
01:35:38
It blew up and blew up millions of dollars of satellites
01:35:41
and tanked the company, and I lost, I lost a decent amount of money there.
01:35:45
So I am only gaining back what I had lost prior to.
01:35:50
But,
01:35:53
And pretty good timing as far as, the money I had in there,
01:35:56
the fluctuation, me knowing that this is just all a big like, oh my God.
01:36:00
Because as SpaceX is being coming public,
01:36:03
all the good SpaceX stocks were going up.
01:36:06
Virgin Galactic did not really go out much at all.
01:36:09
This this definitely catapulted them.
01:36:12
And then it was going to get a virgin shut down.
01:36:15
Short squeeze is a short squeeze.
01:36:19
And so,
01:36:21
yeah, I did pretty good because that's kind of what I was waiting for.
01:36:23
And I know that it's just, situation that the stock's going to drop back down.
01:36:28
Yeah.
01:36:28
Two three, $4 where it's been for the last fucking however long
01:36:32
they're gonna, they're, they're building their plane but they haven't tested it.
01:36:37
Yeah.
01:36:38
They're, they're doing minor ground testing on certain aspects of it.
01:36:41
But so they have miners in the ground.
01:36:45
Yeah.
01:36:46
I'm just saying it's a decent investment if you've been paying attention to it,
01:36:49
you know what's going on. It'll pop.
01:36:50
But as far as it being a sustainable company, I don't know, Blue Origin,
01:36:54
I don't know what it is. Now.
01:36:56
First things are going to pop.
01:36:58
It just I just don't know how much Blue Origin like has invested
01:37:02
into the idea of doing space tourism, because it sounds like they could.
01:37:06
Well, not right now.
01:37:07
They're grounded,
01:37:08
I think, for quite a while, but, it sounds like they could do it
01:37:13
if I just don't
01:37:14
know why they haven't gotten to that point yet.
01:37:17
Because that's like Virgin Galactic's whole model.
01:37:18
And then they also then cater to the science and doing
01:37:21
science experiments and zero gravity.
01:37:27
Jobs.
01:37:28
This explosion, this is a sexy fucking explosion at night.
01:37:31
And you killed chickens.
01:37:32
You killed my it kill chickens.
01:37:36
They kill the chickens.
01:37:37
His assailant was an angry rooster.
01:37:40
No, this isn't a set setup for when to get Gabe's dad jokes.
01:37:44
It's actually. Oh, wait, what?
01:37:46
She started like, did you sound like she was stroking out?
01:37:48
Versus did you say gay dad jokes?
01:37:51
Yeah, jokes in his pants. Gay dad jokes.
01:37:53
He goes on a roller coaster.
01:37:54
No, this is a set up for when to get Gabe's dad.
01:37:58
Jokes.
01:37:58
Gives lyrics that you need that gay is.
01:38:01
You know, something everybody else doesn't.
01:38:03
What is that?
01:38:04
Gabe's dad jokes.
01:38:05
It's actually what is trending for one to.
01:38:08
Did she say caves or gay?
01:38:11
Gabe's dad jokes. It's actually.
01:38:13
No. Do you hear me?
01:38:15
To get Gabe?
01:38:16
You can't hear it in his pants.
01:38:17
No, I can, but hold on a roller coaster. Where is she?
01:38:19
Here she is.
01:38:20
Well, a very, very heavy, heavy duty 37 tonight.
01:38:25
We had a very dares, christen.
01:38:27
But let's go ahead.
01:38:28
Terrorist chasing those for the bit.
01:38:30
They had the his pants.
01:38:32
Then he goes on a roller coaster.
01:38:33
No, in his pants, in his chicken nuggets.
01:38:36
He goes on a roller coaster.
01:38:38
Chicken McNuggets in his pants.
01:38:41
Then he goes on a roller coaster.
01:38:42
No, this is a set up for one to get Gabe's dad jokes.
01:38:46
It's actually what is trending today.
01:38:49
And gay Gabe's dad jokes really gay.
01:38:51
Gabe's dad jokes.
01:38:53
Police say that something funny of Gabe is not gay.
01:38:56
The internet has been wonderful as a tool for Fox.
01:38:58
Whoa, no, it's funny. He's gay.
01:39:00
Closer together sometimes.
01:39:01
It's why she's shaking your head.
01:39:02
No. Is that negative reinforcement?
01:39:04
And that might be the best way to describe a viral video.
01:39:07
I like how planes and suns heating and cooling.
01:39:10
Like it's the America's roller coaster.
01:39:13
Let's take a look.
01:39:14
He's blind, but the sunshine roller coaster.
01:39:18
What is wrong with you?
01:39:22
If anyone
01:39:23
asks, I do not have chicken nuggets in my underwear.
01:39:26
All right,
01:39:28
who's going to ask?
01:39:29
Why is he all right?
01:39:30
Okay, guys. Oh.
01:39:40
Okay, so
01:39:42
that is the Millennium Force shit barrel doing exactly what he said he would do.
01:39:47
Cedar point eats a chicken ten piece.
01:39:51
I hope he's in the back row while riding Millennium Force.
01:39:53
And, yes, I like his mustache.
01:39:56
He did dunk them in your little.
01:39:58
But it's a little much.
01:39:59
I think he could shave a little off the end, but other than on.
01:40:02
Yeah. Videos.
01:40:04
And this one has gone downhill, picking up about 700 for two wide.
01:40:07
His mustache is a little too wide.
01:40:09
Cedar point was not thrilled by that, saying
01:40:11
that it has a zero tolerance policy for inappropriate.
01:40:15
Do they catch wind of it?
01:40:16
And they have banned him from the park because the picture
01:40:19
seems like that he's done, have to say for himself.
01:40:23
He's made it really hard.
01:40:25
So I see why, he missed it.
01:40:27
I'm going to I'm going to back here. Let's.
01:40:29
It wasn't hard to happen.
01:40:31
It was hard to eat all your inappropriate and unsafe behavior.
01:40:34
And it was banned from the park forever.
01:40:38
So what does Alex.
01:40:40
Forever. Wow.
01:40:42
I'm loving it on me.
01:40:44
He said, got me ready.
01:40:46
He said, I gotta go to Burger King.
01:40:48
Have it your way really hard.
01:40:50
So I see why. Cedar Point, how hard was it
01:40:55
back to the way they did?
01:40:56
Because I can see why there was a car measures and everything like that.
01:40:59
It was hard.
01:40:59
I had to, try not to choke almost the entire out of my car.
01:41:03
Luckily, I did sit in the back seat because I knew.
01:41:06
Thank you, thank you.
01:41:08
See, he's a mature prankster.
01:41:09
I mean, he sat in the back seat, so he made a little bit of a mess.
01:41:12
I got a message in the topless.
01:41:14
Right. Good dream.
01:41:16
Right?
01:41:16
That way it wouldn't fall on there since I was a little kid.
01:41:19
I mean, there are loops, though.
01:41:20
There are not anymore, sir.
01:41:22
Not anymore.
01:41:23
I went on the Millennium Force when I was five years old for the first time ever.
01:41:26
So how does that make you any more of a. I'm not.
01:41:29
So how the fuck did you do this?
01:41:31
You said that, sir.
01:41:32
We're going to undo the hold on.
01:41:34
So you were four feet, eight inches at five?
01:41:37
Yeah, that's a good question.
01:41:38
Yeah. He's a tall child.
01:41:40
Yeah, that was a fucking liar.
01:41:42
You're a liar.
01:41:44
That's what people do.
01:41:46
You know who makes people like tallest child in history?
01:41:48
She's a big, fat, stupid liar.
01:41:52
Do you know who makes people lie?
01:41:56
So you thought I was going to say he thought I was going to say the devil.
01:41:58
But it's usually your parents.
01:42:00
The devil, the love
01:42:03
trying to please.
01:42:04
We're in platform shoes.
01:42:07
I'm glad he gets it, because he makes it look like he's ready to throw up there.
01:42:11
So anything on the morning is dangerous.
01:42:15
He almost choked right there.
01:42:18
He looks like he's down on the dangerous part.
01:42:20
Part?
01:42:22
You're just starting out and I don't think they want like,
01:42:24
you know, teen take over to go on the fucking, you know, roller coasters.
01:42:27
I think that's what they're trying to prevent.
01:42:29
When they first came out with Millennium Force, they had to slow it down
01:42:32
because it was separating young people's brains from their skull
01:42:38
like concussion level, separate like.
01:42:41
So they did slow it down a little bit, but I'm sure I wrote it on the first year
01:42:45
like eight times, and I, I don't ride roller coasters the same.
01:42:49
Both my wife does everything.
01:42:50
Both my wife and I got fucked up from the Millennium Force
01:42:55
eight times.
01:42:58
Eight times.
01:42:58
You want to know why?
01:43:00
Or because my wife's boobs were in the wrong position,
01:43:03
and then she wanted a photo.
01:43:06
Oh, okay.
01:43:08
And it was. They were great.
01:43:09
They were great pictures because her boobs were like,
01:43:12
yeah, you know, and she wanted them.
01:43:14
And like, it's not gonna happen. So we tried again.
01:43:16
It's not been slowed down.
01:43:17
Okay, let's change the fuck, children.
01:43:21
You're making shit I doesn't see.
01:43:23
But you got to believe what you read.
01:43:24
Of course, that corporate big, big roller coaster
01:43:27
is going to be out there in damage control and high speed roller coaster.
01:43:31
Now, I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell.
01:43:32
Hey, plus, no offense with that mustache.
01:43:34
I don't believe anything you say.
01:43:38
It is
01:43:39
hard to believe someone with a mustache like that.
01:43:43
I'm going to skip that.
01:43:45
You don't trust? No.
01:43:47
Oh, really?
01:43:47
Click on my computer and hold on.
01:43:49
The local newspaper
01:43:53
posted this and said I want my dad.
01:43:55
$2,000 reward offered and targeted killing of Oakland County father.
01:44:00
Is that crazy?
01:44:01
They just posted a hit.
01:44:02
So for $2,000 reward
01:44:05
you have to kill these guys.
01:44:08
Bother county father. That's crazy. They put that.
01:44:10
I thought, okay, on the 2000.
01:44:13
No, it doesn't seem.
01:44:14
Yeah, that's not enough.
01:44:16
In a completely unrelated.
01:44:18
Except for the $2,000 amount.
01:44:20
Are you punished?
01:44:22
That's related.
01:44:23
If they.
01:44:24
If they catch you, are you punished?
01:44:26
Yes. You are masturbation consultant
01:44:30
consult Joey, which I have watched enough porn.
01:44:34
I believe that stands for jerk off instruction.
01:44:37
Oh I don't
01:44:39
I don't really I don't like jerk off instruction.
01:44:43
But here's Brady over the top.
01:44:44
I am aware of it.
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I don't listen to women tell me what to do, by the way.
01:44:50
Okay?
01:44:50
You're not going to take inches off my dick, bro.
01:44:53
So I at point of view for,
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Anyway,
01:45:02
you can get paid $2,000 a month to masturbate for science.
01:45:06
They're hiring ten people for a four week.
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This is the part that concerns me.
01:45:13
Daily audio guy.
01:45:15
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I would assign you person short weekly
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reports 2003.
01:45:23
I'm not so good at following instructions.
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01:45:29
Loser.
01:45:30
Fucking coward. How old are you? We are through.
01:45:33
We just turned four. We are four years old.
01:45:35
They're four years old.
01:45:36
The champion was beaten off the challenger.
01:45:39
At least for now.
01:45:41
We live in hell for this.
01:45:42
We're not female. We have an email.
01:45:44
Yeah, five
01:45:45
drafts that I don't have the gmail.com.
01:45:49
So I try to get the phone working.
01:45:51
That's why I haven't really pimped out the number.
01:45:53
I can't get the audio to come through.
01:45:55
You didn't hear me at all prior to the show, right?
01:45:57
You saw the caller face on there and I was talking.
01:45:59
You never heard a word I said. Never heard a word.
01:46:02
Yeah, that's completely broken.
01:46:04
Oh, what's our phone number?
01:46:07
Oh, we suck again.
01:46:09
Pretty bad.
01:46:10
Three Reince three.
01:46:13
Yeah, we almost call.
01:46:14
It doesn't work.
01:46:15
Well, here's the fun.
01:46:16
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01:46:20
That was George Fault.
01:46:21
Non-binary
01:46:24
nine.
01:46:25
Oh, you need an Oxford comma.
01:46:27
I'm confused.
01:46:28
Okay, so it's male comma, female comma nine non-binary.
01:46:33
I did it again.
01:46:33
The comma non-binary I'd rather not say is one I
01:46:37
because I didn't comma there isn't that confusing.
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I'd rather oh rather than oh wait so
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it's masturbation for men, women and other.
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How do non-binary people jerk off?
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Binary.
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I'm sorry.
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00000. Yes.
01:47:01
Can you commit to a daily routine for four full weeks?
01:47:05
Yes, yes.
01:47:07
What time of day would you most like?
01:47:09
Like you've got to go back on Friday morning, noon and night, 10 p.m.
01:47:12
eastern. It varies.
01:47:14
No, I like whack off to my show and say I love to masturbate before bed.
01:47:20
Okay. It's easier.
01:47:21
It's easier in the morning.
01:47:22
But I like it. I like it before bed.
01:47:25
Okay.
01:47:26
Why not? Both?
01:47:28
I used to be able to do that.
01:47:29
I need a full 24 hour recharge now.
01:47:31
I can't I can't do the 12 hour recharge.
01:47:34
No. What for me?
01:47:35
Jerry? Yeah, yeah, it's coming for you, too.
01:47:38
I have a on you guys. Believe it or not,
01:47:41
it's coming for you.
01:47:42
I'm gonna run.
01:47:44
Yeah, I've asked the question now about the big T. Yep.
01:47:48
About become a trans.
01:47:52
No good.
01:47:53
Mainly just because you see a rooster kept coming and they masturbate like me.
01:47:56
It's just. It's cool to me. I look like a monkey.
01:47:59
I'm just viciously doing it. I want to get the job done.
01:48:02
I don't want to make a mess. And I want to move on with my life.
01:48:04
Women are like fucking.
01:48:06
Yeah. Have you ever been trapped?
01:48:08
Have you ever trapped amazing daily before.
01:48:11
What kind of question is that?
01:48:14
Right.
01:48:14
Yeah, but start a conversation like that.
01:48:17
Have you ever tracked anything daily before?
01:48:19
Yeah. In fact, I stock for my prey. Yeah.
01:48:23
The up earlier.
01:48:24
Masturbation. Yeah.
01:48:26
The best question.
01:48:27
Why do you want this?
01:48:30
I'm wanting thousand dollars this.
01:48:33
I just want the money.
01:48:34
Why do you want anything? Yeah, yeah.
01:48:36
To to come for money.
01:48:41
It's.
01:48:42
I mean, if they don't, what do you hope to learn about yourself?
01:48:46
How much?
01:48:48
I come better for money.
01:48:51
How much I can make.
01:48:52
Yeah. How much I can make.
01:48:53
I know how much cum I can make.
01:48:55
Oh, you met money.
01:48:59
When?
01:48:59
When you fucking stock up like you do.
01:49:01
This must be just for the woman. Would.
01:49:03
Would you be open to being interviewed
01:49:06
and quoted, named or anonymous if your story is interesting. Yes.
01:49:10
Okay. Yeah.
01:49:11
Bring the flat trans to the public for the.
01:49:13
Anything else we should know?
01:49:14
This is just wide open.
01:49:17
Oh yeah. You should know.
01:49:19
How about how open is it?
01:49:21
How about our come smells like pineapple and vinegar pickles.
01:49:25
Okay. Oh, Vin.
01:49:26
What part
01:49:31
if we come like side of nothing.
01:49:35
That's what we mean.
01:49:35
But okay, how about this?
01:49:37
We come like the black.
01:49:39
That how far we come like the blacks.
01:49:42
Yeah.
01:49:44
Can we contact you being real about the progress of your application?
01:49:48
Yes. Submit.
01:49:49
Did you call the child the nigger? Word.
01:49:51
Thank you.
01:49:53
Oh, you know what?
01:49:54
That's that's horrible.
01:49:55
Okay.
01:49:56
This is the best part of the whole bit right here.
01:49:58
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I get paid 2000 a month to masturbate for science.
01:50:05
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01:50:10
I'm going to start over the whole thing because it's funny.
01:50:12
Masturbation. You just for kick off instruction.
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I get paid, I can masturbate for the science.
01:50:18
Thank you. We'll be in touch in the coming days.
01:50:21
I'll say it again.
01:50:22
Thank you.
01:50:22
We'll be in touch
01:50:24
in coming days and then.
01:50:26
See you women. Maybe it's not masturbation.
01:50:29
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01:50:32
It should be.
01:50:33
And it should be.
01:50:34
I will be in touch.
01:50:37
Well, yeah, it's all over.
01:50:39
The champion has beaten off the challenger.
01:50:46
And then.
01:50:47
Bullshit.
01:50:48
Helicopter, helicopter!
01:50:52
For the buffet.
01:50:54
From the comfort.
01:50:58
It's.
01:50:58
And we begin tonight with that major security scare.
01:51:01
Detroit Metro Airport, a vehicle.
01:51:04
They recognize her. Her mom used to do my news.
01:51:07
That's Glenda Lewis.
01:51:08
As for seven News Detroit five, I'm.
01:51:10
Oh, Glenda the.
01:51:12
It's a generational. So you can do that.
01:51:14
Yeah they did. Yeah.
01:51:16
They didn't even take a day off.
01:51:17
So that must mean they didn't even take a day to
01:51:20
she retired and she took right into her role pop up.
01:51:24
Are you allowed to
01:51:26
you know,
01:51:26
funny thing, it's been so long, I can I can't think of Lewis.
01:51:30
She's.
01:51:31
She started some movies.
01:51:32
It's nepotism. It's maybe unethical, but it's not illegal.
01:51:35
There was nobody else that was available that had a shot that
01:51:41
dude, Glenda Lewis.
01:51:42
People don't have privilege. Glenda.
01:51:44
What's what's her mom's name in the chat?
01:51:46
Anyone? Glenda Lewis.
01:51:47
Mom. She was in Beverly Hills Cop for crying out loud.
01:51:50
Oh my lord. So this is like a whole.
01:51:53
How how is she in Beverly Hills Cop?
01:51:54
She's black.
01:51:56
She was a news reporter in Detroit.
01:51:58
Oh, Beverly Hills was Eddie Murphy.
01:52:00
Wouldn't they choose a white person?
01:52:02
They say she was a news reporter.
01:52:04
Was America racist?
01:52:05
But when they choose a white person, she was,
01:52:09
we had Detroit part.
01:52:10
I think it's the Detroit
01:52:11
several feet into a security checkpoint labeled no reentry.
01:52:15
Frightened travelers crowded into corners until police arrested the driver.
01:52:20
And now we've learned that driver is a 67 year old man.
01:52:24
Police say he told them he was there, more than likely white 100% his age.
01:52:29
Have to do with him is very disturbing.
01:52:31
A Scientologist.
01:52:32
I'd like to have this on Thursday.
01:52:34
He was there to meet Tom cruise and to save his dad from what
01:52:38
shitty tipper
01:52:40
Cunningham Darren
01:52:42
a terrifying experience for so many travelers today.
01:52:47
Terrifying.
01:52:48
Diana Lewis that's right.
01:52:50
Diana, let me show you something behind me here.
01:52:53
But before I do that, I want to explain and show you.
01:52:55
So, as you can see, it's already, boarded up.
01:52:57
And so that scene has already loose Shauna's idea.
01:53:02
There's nobody going to
01:53:05
this, looking
01:53:05
to secure this and really showing the airport.
01:53:09
I know that issue with us.
01:53:10
I take security seriously after what was a fright.
01:53:14
What are they to show up on scene?
01:53:15
To go look at nothing.
01:53:17
He was fucking. He was so much so stupid.
01:53:20
Ago they saw people in random traffic.
01:53:22
Okay. Would you like to comment on this?
01:53:24
It's all a hassle. News is so stupid.
01:53:27
It's like it's so pointless. Why do you spend?
01:53:28
Why do we spend money on this type of shit?
01:53:31
No one watches this horseshit.
01:53:32
Expect us also make fun of it.
01:53:34
Yeah. It's, driving so fast.
01:53:37
I didn't see the driver.
01:53:38
I just seen the car just zoom in to.
01:53:40
Abdul already had just dropped off his wife and baby up there. It.
01:53:47
For the benefit of the company.
01:53:50
It's because of the building permit.
01:53:52
That's because of the design?
01:53:53
Yeah, the driver passed him going the wrong way on Rodeo Drive.
01:53:57
I mean, I questioned it, I was questioning myself.
01:53:59
I know Rojo well.
01:54:01
And then, as I was driving, I'm like, look, what have you got in?
01:54:08
One of the.
01:54:13
What was right.
01:54:14
Metro airport police say the man maneuvered his vehicle
01:54:16
between the big maneuver.
01:54:17
That's exactly what you should do.
01:54:19
He didn't never swerve through the door, swerving in pleasure, out of control.
01:54:22
New York was inside TSA PreCheck.
01:54:24
You know, we're just waiting to see that get you out of a ticket really loud, like
01:54:27
car revving. There is not legal advice.
01:54:29
I went right through the sliding glass doors,
01:54:31
hit the cement blocks and just kept going, she says.
01:54:33
Everyone backed out of the way, frantically trying not to.
01:54:36
Do these dumbasses know that that that there's wheels on that car?
01:54:41
Incoherent things.
01:54:42
The man was frantically trying, but they put wheels on the wheels.
01:54:45
Vehicle made it to the gate exit area.
01:54:47
He was yelling, saying, oh yeah, this guy already wheels.
01:54:50
The man was arrested without further incident, but it disrupted.
01:54:53
Oh crap. Whoa, whoa, what is.
01:54:56
It's incoherent.
01:54:57
What's happening? The man.
01:55:00
What is happening in this picture?
01:55:01
Oh. She's okay.
01:55:03
Got his hands in his pockets.
01:55:04
Jingle jangle please.
01:55:07
Is. Yeah.
01:55:09
Getting frisked.
01:55:10
Yeah, but he's feeling frisky.
01:55:12
Getting frisky.
01:55:14
Perhaps he could help, but nothing about that. So.
01:55:16
No, there is tons of stuff
01:55:21
give you so.
01:55:23
Yeah,
01:55:25
this is what I'm saying.
01:55:28
But who the hell is driving us
01:55:33
right about here on this?
01:55:41
By the time we got.
01:55:45
Don't know.
01:55:48
Who was arrested without further incident,
01:55:50
but it disrupted traffic for hundreds, both the security checkpoints.
01:55:53
Because by 1130, you always think the worst.
01:55:57
And then, security was going around with the dogs and the dog.
01:56:00
Wait, no, no, no, you dogs
01:56:04
with the dog doing, you might think worst,
01:56:07
but other human beings try to get rid of the dog.
01:56:13
I plan for the worst.
01:56:15
I have an open for the best.
01:56:18
Became fully operational pretty bad. Yeah.
01:56:20
You always think, oh, my neighbor lady, I'm.
01:56:23
I plan for the best.
01:56:25
So it's been it's been two weeks and it's been two weeks
01:56:28
and my since since you mentioned hopefully because I mentioned that to my neighbor
01:56:31
lady I go, oh, you get the best.
01:56:35
It's been two weeks and they haven't moved a single thing
01:56:38
or touch the single thing in their backyard
01:56:39
or haven't even been outside is that are alarming new or just let us.
01:56:43
Yeah, let it go for a minute.
01:56:45
What timeline did you put in the written notice?
01:56:47
I told them I'd like you know, initially I'd like to, you know,
01:56:50
you're going to want to like, move the furniture and stuff.
01:56:53
And I'd like. It's not a permanent solution.
01:56:55
Sorry. Did you say you him in writing?
01:56:59
I told her no, not in writing yet.
01:57:01
Because she didn't want to do anything formal. I want to go.
01:57:03
I just have the time.
01:57:05
I gotta fucking make copies of this shit. And. Right.
01:57:07
So hold on a second. Fucking.
01:57:09
So in a world where you don't have time, you wonder why
01:57:12
this other human being in the same world and situation you are doesn't have time.
01:57:16
I fucking I didn't create this.
01:57:18
It's my property.
01:57:20
Not on my. It's not on me.
01:57:21
I don't give a shit.
01:57:23
It's my property time.
01:57:26
It's burdening my time with my property.
01:57:30
So if if what you're saying is true, you need to document my property.
01:57:36
You need a document. Yeah.
01:57:38
Seriously. Document any damages of your time.
01:57:40
That is serious. And then you can add that to the lawsuit.
01:57:43
Yeah, because I need to get trees taken down and I told her
01:57:46
that I give her time, but it's like I just want to see the initial, like,
01:57:49
show me effort.
01:57:51
And if he lays out after we and I'm like, well, you know, you're going to like,
01:57:54
you're going to like I'd like to have
01:57:56
your, your belongings removed, you know, from the area and,
01:58:00
you know, tell your lawn company to, you know, you're going to have to tell him
01:58:05
that you know where to mow, because it's going to be obvious,
01:58:08
you know, oh, we must mow this.
01:58:09
And it's like, no, I, I want woods back there.
01:58:13
I only want a line of woods.
01:58:14
And we're going to, you know, I don't know, but, yeah, the guy, the,
01:58:20
is quite
01:58:20
interesting about the whole if you get a line of woods,
01:58:23
would you please counteract it with a bunch of lines of won't.
01:58:29
I'd rather have a line of cocaine, but you really can't find that shit anymore.
01:58:32
It's a bunch of, weird makeshift cocaine, but, Yeah.
01:58:37
Yeah. So it was funny.
01:58:38
I ran across a, I was going to be, like, the powder.
01:58:41
You wonder why you're shitting so much?
01:58:42
Because it's laced with baby powder. Worse than that.
01:58:45
No, worse than that.
01:58:46
But, I'm gonna go downstairs, but, I could
01:58:50
even just be a light amount of fentanyl. Yeah.
01:58:52
So, Yeah.
01:58:53
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01:59:00
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01:59:03
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01:59:08
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01:59:09
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01:59:11
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01:59:13
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01:59:16
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01:59:21
But yeah, so it was interesting because that whole Tom cruise, my most
01:59:25
go here to meet Tom cruise and rescue his dad,
01:59:28
I ran across some, which is great on YouTube.
01:59:31
Explore with us it's crime.
01:59:32
But, there was this bitch who murdered her dog.
01:59:36
And then, like you, her mom ratted her out,
01:59:39
and then, like, she ended up murdering her mom.
01:59:42
And then it came to find out that she murdered the dog in front of her own kid.
01:59:46
But she said that the dog.
01:59:49
She said that it was.
01:59:49
She was influenced by music.
01:59:51
And that music. Calm her down.
01:59:53
But then she also said that she murdered the dog because she thought it was Eminem.
01:59:56
And Eminem was going to come kill her.
01:59:59
So yeah, it's it's weird how
02:00:02
I don't know, that's what you're trying to convey.
02:00:05
Like, oh, I'm crazy or are there people that are really crazy?
02:00:09
Are you just playing a game because you're like, well,
02:00:10
I don't know what else to say, so let me just play this game
02:00:14
for as long as I can play it.
02:00:18
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02:00:19
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We're here every Monday, 10 p.m. eastern.
02:00:23
Yeah. She like murdered murder mom.
02:00:25
They said that she she, like, murdered her mom.
02:00:28
Stabbed her a certain amount of times.
02:00:30
At some point, she took a fire extinguisher,
02:00:32
bludgeoned her with a fire extinguisher, and then sprayed it in her mouth.
02:00:36
And then somehow, they know that she went, smoked a cigaret, and then came back
02:00:39
and continued more after the after the fact.
02:00:45
Yeah. Why?
02:00:46
People are weird.
02:00:47
And then she claimed that the dog was Eminem
02:00:50
in the in the interrogation because they're like,
02:00:54
was the dog white?
02:00:56
I was going to present it to the show.
02:00:58
But honestly, the
02:00:58
the banter of her mentioning the Eminem thing was literally like 10s.
02:01:02
And they didn't really harp on it
02:01:04
much, neither in the interrogation did they ask if that was me.
02:01:07
I would at least have the wherewithal to just be curious
02:01:10
whether it meant anything to the case or not.
02:01:12
I would just ask more questions about the whole Eminem situation,
02:01:16
like, oh, you know, at what point did you meet Eminem?
02:01:18
Or you know,
02:01:19
what point do you think the dog, you know, Eminem possessed the dog or.
02:01:24
Yeah, she got apartment on,
02:01:27
the whatever. Continue.
02:01:29
Let's move on.
02:01:31
Speaking of Eminem, yes.
02:01:35
It's that, you know, it's a birthday.
02:01:37
So what do you think about this?
02:01:39
That, you know, it's a birthday party,
02:01:41
but I don't think this is this feels super political.
02:01:44
It's not Eminem.
02:01:44
Oh, man.
02:01:45
I'm not going to get dragged into that.
02:01:47
I, I'm here to party with them. They're not a band.
02:01:49
Music is made to bring people together, and that's the way to do, man.
02:01:54
We're just going to represent the 90s.
02:01:56
I don't take anything too serious.
02:01:57
I don't think anybody else should.
02:01:59
I think we should just dance.
02:02:01
You know?
02:02:01
There it's life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness.
02:02:04
And, you got to get out and pursue it with dance.
02:02:07
It's all about just us making it this far and and kind of bringing people together.
02:02:12
And that's what this is about.
02:02:13
I don't think it should be about bling or anything like that.
02:02:16
I don't even vote for musical.
02:02:19
It's weird. You don't even.
02:02:20
You don't even when Little Ice represents the 90s, I
02:02:24
he he has one of the worst catalogs of any artist.
02:02:28
I don't know any other song except Ice Ice baby.
02:02:30
Exactly. Wait.
02:02:32
And the ice Ice Baby Rock remix in the.
02:02:35
Yeah.
02:02:36
Ice ice baby.
02:02:38
You don't remember that one?
02:02:40
I only know the ice ice Baby no remix.
02:02:42
It was like it was like ten years or it was like in the early 2000
02:02:47
album or maybe late 90s,
02:02:50
whatever.
02:02:53
Yeah, no, but it's interesting that,
02:02:56
he's got such a poor musical situation, but, better
02:03:01
just idea on who to be as a celebrity.
02:03:05
Yeah.
02:03:05
If you've got those issues or those thoughts, you know
02:03:09
you're not winning anyone over
02:03:12
by spouting them.
02:03:13
Just vote and shut the fuck up.
02:03:15
Yeah. Shut up and dribble, so to speak.
02:03:17
And shut the fuck up. Yeah, shut the fuck up and say.
02:03:20
And he said, my my daughter's getting married.
02:03:22
When I go play.
02:03:23
It's not a big thing. You play for your family.
02:03:26
Nobody's ever heard we need Vanilla Ice.
02:03:28
And you know, we don't get a chance to pick our fans.
02:03:31
They pick what we need for the like.
02:03:33
I'll go play for Putin.
02:03:34
And I'm more than ever now. More than the one.
02:03:36
It don't matter.
02:03:37
Yeah, there's fans everywhere.
02:03:39
Music is not political, man. It's universal.
02:03:41
All just brings people to, ice together.
02:03:44
Over the years, we've covered these stories where
02:03:47
there are so many left wingers in the times left as fuck.
02:03:51
They they never forget the Charlie Kirk thing.
02:03:55
Yeah, he left Charlie Kirk.
02:03:58
He didn't.
02:03:58
Don't. No. Not him. No.
02:04:00
It took a back room of people left and then he lied for them.
02:04:04
Get it, get it right. Yeah.
02:04:06
Well, might be worse.
02:04:09
WorldStar!
02:04:10
The dog doing
02:04:12
deal.
02:04:12
I kept seeing I kept seeing the fight from last week.
02:04:15
The graduation fight.
02:04:16
You know, there's like, 30 of them.
02:04:19
Can you zoom in?
02:04:20
So the dipshit to the left isn't like it's bigger now.
02:04:23
Can you not do that?
02:04:25
No, no. That's fine. You don't have to.
02:04:27
I just hate.
02:04:28
Are they what I can make when I get around?
02:04:30
I can make the controls super fat.
02:04:33
Like, if you're WorldStar, any of the rest of this footage,
02:04:36
then why do you have it smaller than the
02:04:39
less important I.
02:04:41
Because I think you can't look at just one video you noticed.
02:04:43
Like they're like woodworking while they're doing the news with the
02:04:46
something else in the corner.
02:04:47
And now, because they're used to that stimulation.
02:04:51
Yeah.
02:04:51
Unless they set this video up to kind of be, short
02:04:54
that they would just take the top, bottom, put them
02:04:58
where you got to make it stand before you.
02:05:01
Not only a greedy stand before, but an outrage
02:05:04
on May 20th, 2026 at approximately 3:25 p.m.
02:05:09
on Hollywood Boulevard, my brother,
02:05:11
Barry Lamar Henderson, suffered from a tragedy.
02:05:15
He was a human being.
02:05:17
He was someone's son, someone's brother, someone who deserved what do you do?
02:05:21
Passion, dignity, integrity and the right to live.
02:05:25
Instead, his life was taken away in a brutal and horrifying attack
02:05:29
on Hollywood Boulevard.
02:05:32
He was attacked.
02:05:33
My brother, a dog was there too.
02:05:36
And despite the fact that he was bleeding out and clearly
02:05:40
in critical condition, A was not rendered in time.
02:05:44
My brother's struggle. Oh, he died.
02:05:46
Illness who? Mental illness.
02:05:48
But mental illness.
02:05:49
What makes someone disposable?
02:05:51
Illness. Mental justify violence.
02:05:55
Mental illness does not erase work, right?
02:05:58
Mental illness does not justify violence.
02:06:00
But violent mental illness might.
02:06:03
Yeah like I I'm really sorry, but you're attacking my family with a knife.
02:06:07
I understand that, you know, you may have a situation
02:06:10
that we need to talk about, but right now, I need to defend myself.
02:06:13
I don't I do crazy with the dog.
02:06:15
Attacked him first, or if he attacked the dog, but he he
02:06:20
he stabs there.
02:06:22
They're dog will dogs and and then kind of and then they're like
02:06:27
fucking stabbed my dog and they're like, then they hit him.
02:06:30
And the owner of the dog and three other men just like, go to town.
02:06:34
Apparently they used, machetes.
02:06:38
But continue this because
02:06:39
machetes brings me, you know, one of my one of my favorite songs.
02:06:42
We'll go to that after. It was inhumane.
02:06:45
And we believe it must be fully investigated as a hate crime.
02:06:50
He was discriminating a hate crime.
02:06:53
Well, what there was.
02:06:55
I don't think it was white.
02:06:57
Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
02:06:59
They all like I me.
02:07:01
When is murdering somebody with a machete not hateful?
02:07:04
I love you, I have to do this.
02:07:06
I love you.
02:07:08
It's usually not done.
02:07:09
So hateful.
02:07:11
Yeah, like automatically
02:07:13
her wrath and retaliate against as a black man
02:07:17
with a disability with like, what about the two cars?
02:07:20
It just it was a hate crime because he was a he was disabled.
02:07:23
He was attacked by other black men, but because he was black and disabled,
02:07:28
it was a hate crime.
02:07:30
Yeah, at a good point.
02:07:32
It's very involved.
02:07:33
Including those participating.
02:07:35
Are you kidding me? So hold on.
02:07:37
So she's saying that anytime anybody is murdered
02:07:42
for, like, if you are, if you're just out and someone just comes up to you and
02:07:46
tries to kill you and then you kill them, that's a hate crime
02:07:50
because you murdered them and they're mentally unstable.
02:07:54
And so you write your hate speech for mentally unstable.
02:07:59
Yeah, that's a hate logic world does this bitch want to live in?
02:08:03
Holy shit.
02:08:03
Well, it was a dog.
02:08:05
It was a dog.
02:08:06
It wasn't a human. You know, that's a hate speech.
02:08:08
I think that changes dog is considered property, unfortunately.
02:08:11
So it's just destruction of property doesn't equal.
02:08:14
It's not an equal right force.
02:08:18
Reaction of violence.
02:08:19
You know, it's supposed to be equal,
02:08:21
which isn't really fair, because, like, what if I can't fistfight some giant dude?
02:08:25
But I could shoot him, and I'm going to get in trouble for shooting over there.
02:08:28
Like you should have fought him.
02:08:29
Like, he's a train.
02:08:31
You shoot him in the foot,
02:08:33
you think he'll non-lethal in the toe, and he's just.
02:08:37
And then he's just pissed off fighting.
02:08:39
No, I want to run. I can't run, I want to protect.
02:08:42
I have a right to defend myself as I'll.
02:08:44
That's how I word it.
02:08:47
And I need to defend myself in the best ability.
02:08:49
I would rather be alive in jail than dead on the street.
02:08:52
That's my final choice.
02:08:53
Yeah, I can see that.
02:08:56
Then those.
02:08:56
What about it?
02:08:57
Those are the only two options to intervene.
02:09:00
Third option is to go to a cafeteria in Harlem with a Hitler mustache.
02:09:03
His life must.
02:09:04
Yeah.
02:09:04
I don't know why they would care who.
02:09:06
Often people suffer from mental.
02:09:08
I guess I could have said
02:09:11
Israel to go to Israel with them.
02:09:13
Society looks away too often.
02:09:16
Excessive force
02:09:18
often is still by.
02:09:19
In fact, we refuse to let.
02:09:21
Just get to your fucking fundraiser on the video matter.
02:09:25
Our brother was murdered in broad daylight.
02:09:29
We heard this from the last one set up.
02:09:31
You know, I want to talk to.
02:09:34
I want to talk to.
02:09:36
So here's a story I want to talk to. Let me.
02:09:39
My brother was murdered.
02:09:42
Ten murdered.
02:09:43
Murdered in cold, white blood.
02:09:47
All right, so the immediate he is the victim here.
02:09:51
So, 37 year old Barry
02:09:54
Lamar Henderson just sounds
02:09:58
like one of the one that that woman's sister.
02:10:01
It was his brother.
02:10:02
They call him Barack Henderson for some reason.
02:10:04
What is Henderson always like a
02:10:07
one of
02:10:07
those people, you know, who, was standing at a bus stop.
02:10:10
It's like, you know, Johnson, you know,
02:10:15
Jackson
02:10:16
up on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in Los Angeles
02:10:19
when an unleashed pitbull suddenly launched an unprovoked attack
02:10:23
on him, Henderson pulled out a knife and stabbed the dog to defend his life.
02:10:27
Soon as Henderson said the dog
02:10:31
to stop the mauling, the dog's owner and three other men rushed him.
02:10:35
They attacked Henderson using punches, a bat, a knife and a machete.
02:10:40
Boom.
02:10:42
This is the video you just play after that, okay?
02:10:45
Blood. Yeah.
02:10:47
It's contagious.
02:10:50
What's wrong?
02:10:52
No, I, I just randomly stumbled across in the music like it's only this guy.
02:10:56
I'm looking at the music. I don't think it is.
02:10:59
Well, if you can see shit from Grenada,
02:11:03
I swear we saw this guy.
02:11:04
Do you?
02:11:07
Jump up with.
02:11:08
I'm like, I did.
02:11:10
Yeah, it's it's it's what it looked like
02:11:14
came up in other news stories.
02:11:17
So in video games
02:11:19
when you're melee fighting blue is just lit up.
02:11:23
Spray paint can beat machete,
02:11:26
not the product.
02:11:27
What makes you think you
02:11:30
wanna be that way?
02:11:32
Why do they keep saying banana? Banana?
02:11:35
That's a little.
02:11:36
That's the little. I've known this song.
02:11:38
Why don't we friends I need I content, you know?
02:11:41
Why can't I break it down with me?
02:11:44
And y'all know what?
02:11:45
This guy had a diaper in his head, but not the way you think.
02:11:48
Cricket. I went from scratch.
02:11:50
Not that there without right.
02:11:52
I don't think I went back and,
02:11:57
Oh, do we got.
02:11:58
No, we got dialog in the middle of the wrath.
02:12:01
This is very artistic.
02:12:04
What? The whole me.
02:12:04
By the way, how can you dialog break down in the middle of rap so I can.
02:12:10
Yeah, I always wondered this too.
02:12:11
I do like the just the dynamic because I do get in like the whole
02:12:15
everyone's got machetes and he really got that feel of, Grenada,
02:12:20
which is, I'm assuming, where they are.
02:12:22
You just really get the feeling that you're in Grenada
02:12:24
and they're like, yeah, they all have machetes and
02:12:26
and they're, you know, don't fuck with nobody and stuff like that.
02:12:28
Even though they have a more and more or less is for snakes and stuff.
02:12:31
Well, no, it's to knock down the sugar cane.
02:12:33
They all work in the field too. Yeah.
02:12:35
What was that mean? That's pretty racist.
02:12:37
Look behind the CC fields.
02:12:41
Even earlier today when I was listening to this.
02:12:43
Because I do love the song, and I always get reminded of it, and I love it.
02:12:46
Yeah, this is an interesting choice.
02:12:49
Especially. Right.
02:12:51
But he does repeat these lyrics again in this little
02:12:56
meme here at the very in the last verse.
02:12:58
So he already says that.
02:13:00
But I brought a fucking gun to a knife fight
02:13:03
right.
02:13:05
They time see keep playing.
02:13:07
I can't play drums.
02:13:09
Damn. Like like just some fun response.
02:13:12
Somebody needs to be healing.
02:13:14
So if you ever need someone from the edge, you know, I tell myself they might die.
02:13:19
You. Strap up when I'm like, time to.
02:13:26
Die. What?
02:13:27
Make your skin pillows like when I knock I want y'all to get all I want.
02:13:32
They want a fucking car bomb. They say, okay.
02:13:34
Hey, do you think I die from your star, man?
02:13:37
Still, I don't want a piece of white tree
02:13:40
in school student who is trying to serve you.
02:13:43
Well, this time we chop your opinion.
02:13:46
You wait
02:13:47
for me like a tree with the alligator on the front.
02:13:51
Talk about another school
02:13:53
poet. He's 27 years old.
02:13:55
Someone from Grenada.
02:13:57
You looking three.
02:13:59
You can get a.
02:14:01
Oh, my brother, you put that strap up, I'm like, I'll
02:14:04
bring up some.
02:14:09
Bananas.
02:14:11
Y'all get your.
02:14:12
I wonder why I fucking if up.
02:14:14
Not even your sweetie pie.
02:14:16
We don't mess with boy. Don't fuck with us.
02:14:20
And you know I can't.
02:14:22
I'm not with.
02:14:26
Any time since my,
02:14:28
my ex made me, like, jump on you.
02:14:31
Not nice, not funny response.
02:14:33
I get as much as you say.
02:14:35
If you ever need someone from you got a pony
02:14:38
trying to do a quick little you
02:14:41
on a smaller
02:14:43
don't do it blood you do your blood.
02:14:48
Okay.
02:14:49
Bleed. Yeah. You know want to bleed.
02:14:52
Although you do want to bleed if you're Gary.
02:14:54
Gary, you got blood blue.
02:14:57
What was the last time you good?
02:14:59
You're on your period.
02:15:00
Good.
02:15:01
You bought all this and you haven't big.
02:15:04
Absolutely.
02:15:05
What do their anti bleed.
02:15:09
Since you've been.
02:15:14
What
02:15:15
what was what was the last time you forged the goddamn sword?
02:15:18
God damn it.
02:15:20
It's a month.
02:15:22
Literally.
02:15:23
Easy piece of shit.
02:15:24
I know
02:15:26
I should fine for.
02:15:28
What's she.
02:15:30
Please.
02:15:31
I'll give it back.
02:15:32
Fix me horse and therefore, please, please, please.
02:15:38
Here it is, horse.
02:15:39
And please, please, please, for us, for this horse.
02:15:45
It get very hot. The past month,
02:15:48
we've seen a lot of headlines about the long term weather for hair.
02:15:52
It's not going to be. Not. Yeah.
02:15:54
It was super El Nino sunshine.
02:15:56
But it's not just an inconvenience.
02:15:58
It'll drive up your electricity bill.
02:15:59
It might cause widespread famine in Africa and more wildfires.
02:16:02
What's going on and how is this the end?
02:16:05
I have a brief summary.
02:16:06
The temperatures have been rising briefly.
02:16:08
That was like 200 years, but it's not 1250
02:16:11
years has a lot of July for so many factors which contribute
02:16:15
to this volcano eruptions, wildfires and contributed
02:16:18
land use changes, changes in solar radiation and cloud cover and so on.
02:16:21
But one of the most relevant contributions
02:16:24
is the El Nino Southern Oscillation Enso for short.
02:16:26
And so it's a fluctuation
02:16:29
and it affects how much heat to store.
02:16:31
Yeah, sometimes the oceans can take
02:16:33
the left obviously, and sometimes it's the other way around.
02:16:35
The oceans give off heat and give some extra warming to the atmosphere.
02:16:39
And such years when the ocean gives off heat,
02:16:41
the average global temperature spike, particularly high.
02:16:43
El Nino is the warmest of the entire phases, and it typically
02:16:46
lasts 9 to 12 months.
02:16:47
This is why El Nino is one of the most relevant factors
02:16:50
for long range weather forecasts.
02:16:52
It doesn't
02:16:52
just affect the average temperature, it also links rainfall patterns and soft
02:16:56
phases of drought, heat waves, fires and extreme events across countries.
02:17:00
Waltz meteorological organizations.
02:17:05
I am El Nino.
02:17:08
I o other tropical storms must bow
02:17:11
before El Nino.
02:17:14
Yo soy el nino.
02:17:17
For those of you who don't habla espanol,
02:17:21
El Nino is Spanish for
02:17:25
the Nino.
02:17:29
I continue.
02:17:32
He's right about that.
02:17:33
Struck off the patterns of albums when the answer is changing by measuring
02:17:36
things like temperatures, especially in the Pacific and wind speeds.
02:17:40
The news is now that the forecasts predict that we're likely to soon switch
02:17:43
into an El Nino phase.
02:17:44
These forecasts come from places like the U.S., American, National Oceanic
02:17:47
and Atmospheric Administration, NOAA,
02:17:49
the World Meteorological Organization, and the ECOWAS.
02:17:52
That's the European Center for Medium Range Weather.
02:17:54
The up range, the range
02:17:58
Wrestling show is add to the LGBTQ
02:18:04
plus.
02:18:04
So a good job.
02:18:07
WMF great weather forecasts range.
02:18:09
I'm in range.
02:18:10
They all agree that there is a high chance no.
02:18:13
I'll pull to that 82% chance
02:18:14
that El Nino will begin sometime between May and July 2026,
02:18:17
and then a more than 90% chance of it continuing through December 2026
02:18:21
to February 2027.
02:18:22
The warming front one year.
02:18:24
We go on top of the global warming that we've already seen.
02:18:26
The thing is that the El Nino effect is not always equally strong.
02:18:29
If they are particularly strong, the external warming is particularly high,
02:18:32
and the world's best forecasts now give a high chance
02:18:34
that El Nino will be particularly strong this year,
02:18:36
which has also been called a super El Nino.
02:18:39
Just how high the risk is of that happening depends somewhat on the model.
02:18:42
Earlier this month, the
02:18:44
ensemble forecast.
02:18:45
This means they run the model
02:18:47
multiple times with initial data that are within the uncertainty range.
02:18:50
They found that now 100% of their model runs predict a Super El Nino.
02:18:54
The temperature anomaly on the Y axis
02:18:55
here is not the global surface temperature,
02:18:57
but the surface temperature in a part of the Pacific Ocean.
02:18:59
That's not a predictor for any new.
02:19:01
This recent ECM forecast is the main reason for that.
02:19:05
Know last year
02:19:06
a probability at roughly two thirds that it's going to be a strong
02:19:08
or very strong El Nino.
02:19:09
And the Australian Bureau of Meteorology says,
02:19:11
somewhat vaguely, that that model suggests an event like that.
02:19:14
Yeah.
02:19:14
You'll find a new reality of a strong event.
02:19:17
This makes some people nervous
02:19:18
because of the super linear, which lasted from 1876 to 1878.
02:19:22
I don't know what year of global drought and famine which affected India,
02:19:25
China, Brazil, southern Africa, North Africa and parts of North America.
02:19:28
An estimated 30 to 60 million people died, which at the time was about something
02:19:32
the entire world population.
02:19:33
And today, we're in a situation where many countries,
02:19:36
especially in Africa, are already close to famine.
02:19:38
Now, it must be added that the 1876 Super Nino catastrophe was not just caused
02:19:42
by the climate conditions, it was also caused by colonial policy
02:19:45
affecting food availability in the agricultural world.
02:19:48
And again today we have aggravating factors too,
02:19:50
such as the war in Iran that's causing supply chain problems with fertilizer,
02:19:54
and more generally, that no one really cares how many people
02:19:57
the El Nino events actually don't affect the weather in Europe
02:20:00
all that much, because our next ocean is the Atlantic, not the Pacific.
02:20:03
It does, however, affect the U.S. West Coast.
02:20:05
It's likely to be a mosque season. Sorry, California.
02:20:07
In any case, my summaries of the headlines are mostly right.
02:20:10
The world is going to end, but it will be a difficult summer
02:20:12
for big parts of Africa south on its way up.
02:20:14
And for us, as some of you.
02:20:19
Baby, I'm Justin.
02:20:21
It takes me.
02:20:22
The world is what he was ending.
02:20:24
You know what I mean? Yeah.
02:20:26
This summer.
02:20:28
Have you seen this?
02:20:32
Triangle.
02:20:33
Incredible. This.
02:20:33
Just in hours ago, a shadowy triangle.
02:20:37
New video showing a meteor crash landing near and around the.
02:20:41
Wait wait wait, wait a minute.
02:20:45
And you. Kato.
02:20:46
You heard it too.
02:20:47
She just said a meteor crash landed,
02:20:51
right?
02:20:51
Instead of those things, what else want to do a whole new video?
02:20:55
Smash?
02:20:59
Or I mean, crash landing.
02:21:01
Sounds like something that is can land without crashing.
02:21:05
All right,
02:21:07
how about just crash?
02:21:08
Wait,
02:21:10
I landed right.
02:21:11
See, I think you're catching up now.
02:21:12
Yeah, the meteor crash landing and safely landed.
02:21:15
Helicopter accidents on accident. Man.
02:21:19
Okay, this is actually, this is, this is, from afar TV on YouTube.
02:21:24
You can see the meteor coming down here,
02:21:26
but watch that next might be much more interesting.
02:21:30
Do you see this?
02:21:31
This mysterious orb of light seen rising up from the landing?
02:21:35
Oh, this volcano is.
02:21:36
Yeah, it's probably clip is raising smoking tonight.
02:21:41
Let's discuss an injection of lava.
02:21:44
It's fucking for Galileo projects.
02:21:47
You sound like me.
02:21:48
Oh, he's a joy to see. He's gonna see you again.
02:21:50
He's gonna like it. Yeah.
02:21:52
Looks like, you know, maybe I don't know, here,
02:21:56
I just I literally just showed you the E.T landing, and then the little pod.
02:22:03
Somebody said, though, that it goes
02:22:04
it comes out at the exact line that the meteor hit.
02:22:08
Have you lost your mind?
02:22:09
You see in the video.
02:22:10
Are you lost your mind here?
02:22:13
Think
02:22:14
okay, that line room.
02:22:18
So this is okay.
02:22:19
Remember that line. True.
02:22:20
This is what they claim as the meteor.
02:22:23
Okay. Excuse me.
02:22:25
My mouse is right on the line.
02:22:27
So much is getting pissed.
02:22:30
Well, we see a strike, and then there's the crap about that.
02:22:34
This is not.
02:22:35
It's a little bit off to the right and not anywhere near the same line.
02:22:38
And then the light.
02:22:40
No, it wouldn't.
02:22:41
It's barely near from a satellite.
02:22:43
Reflecting most likely would be on the same line anyway.
02:22:46
They're communication satellites moving around the Earth, so, it's not very.
02:22:51
I like that it's called afar TV, is it?
02:22:53
You think it's. I.
02:22:56
Yes, I haven't even I haven't even known if it's been authenticated,
02:22:59
but it's definitely making the news round likely to see such a thing do to me.
02:23:04
This is completely,
02:23:05
could be part of the whole, you know, the UFO disclosure thing.
02:23:10
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:23:11
You know, the whole should do a show on that thing to do.
02:23:14
What's wrong from the meteor or the meteorite?
02:23:16
It is, an unrelated satellite that is reflecting light,
02:23:20
right? Oh.
02:23:23
Oh, she doesn't
02:23:27
I do you do by that explanation that it's a satellite
02:23:30
that has nothing to do with what we're looking at.
02:23:31
It just happens to be passing by the sky right now.
02:23:34
It was no. Okay.
02:23:36
And so, I don't know, I don't know.
02:23:43
This is not a UFO.
02:23:46
No, not at all.
02:23:47
I mean, a UFO. So for what? He.
02:23:49
If he if he's saying that it's a satellite, we should be able
02:23:53
to synchronize a satellite path and put it, you know, come on, internet.
02:23:59
Right. It's loose.
02:24:01
Oh, obviously it's,
02:24:04
most of the time, these are phenomena that are related to,
02:24:07
you know, just, natural phenomena like, by definition of a UFO.
02:24:13
If we don't know what it is and it appears to be flying
02:24:15
and it possibly could even be an object we are discussing.
02:24:19
But, and in this case, we have a combination.
02:24:21
A meteor is natural, and the satellite is.
02:24:25
You. So, when we consider UFOs just this whole.
02:24:31
It has three components
02:24:33
a volcano, a perfectly framed volcano in the shot.
02:24:38
Yes. A perfectly green, bright meteor.
02:24:42
Yeah.
02:24:43
Didn't blow up before that level where they usually do.
02:24:47
And just, you know, small debris.
02:24:48
It was a whole big, solid mass. Yes.
02:24:51
And then the weird little fizzle,
02:24:54
white light that, I kind of, like, draws explanation.
02:24:58
Not not so much magma shooting back or lava or whatever, but
02:25:02
it because it followed that trajectory, it seems like whatever
02:25:06
it hit kind of like exploded back, like a, like the way,
02:25:12
bounce characterize the,
02:25:14
the object enough to, rule out the possibility
02:25:18
that it's human made or natural and it's just it keeps going up, asshole.
02:25:24
It keeps it appears to be going straight away from
02:25:29
the total cone.
02:25:30
Like, wouldn't it arc eventually if it was debris?
02:25:33
But it it seems to be following almost that exact same reverse
02:25:36
as it did not follow, not even almost exact that same path.
02:25:40
It's that same direction, but it's not even close.
02:25:43
And you can't have something almost exact.
02:25:45
That means not.
02:25:46
I'm not 1%.
02:25:47
I mean, not if somebody says I'm 99% sure.
02:25:50
That means they have no idea.
02:25:53
Actually seen.
02:25:53
Yeah, yeah.
02:25:54
As above.
02:25:55
So below.
02:25:56
Now, satellites are issues.
02:25:59
Have you lost your mind
02:26:01
because they present light in the sky and there are lots of three early, but.
02:26:06
All right.
02:26:06
Whatever from astronomical observatories and the
02:26:11
and that's a major issue because we used to run away from this.
02:26:15
The Brady Show Brady and Baker
02:26:18
ten yards above and so below because this so those Brady and Roy
02:26:23
show were doing it our way was gonna make it make our dreams
02:26:29
come true Brady and draw show it's Brady and draw.
02:26:33
It's their show now Brady draw
02:26:37
have a good night flat talk to your buddy.
02:26:43
So I was at, Costco.
02:26:47
And I found a food that I thought, oh my God, I'm going to eat this.
02:26:51
And the Brady and George Show is there.
02:26:54
I forgot to order food. I never did.
02:26:57
These are authentic garlic bagels.
02:26:59
Everything. Bagel chips.
02:27:00
Listen to this.
02:27:03
It's the worst sound ever.
02:27:09
You sound good.
02:27:12
I don't think the guys bite down.
02:27:16
I assume I'm going to change this.
02:27:18
Why is this so important?
02:27:20
Well, it's very important because so far in the two batches
02:27:23
that there were, really
02:27:26
least the batch of UFO videos, images and documents,
02:27:31
the data was not good enough for us to identify any,
02:27:36
objects of X of terrestrial origin.
02:27:39
And presumably there would be much more information,
02:27:42
from the people who work.
02:27:45
We think, they changed the story.
02:27:54
Don't really have a lot of links left.
02:27:55
We have a lot of links left.
02:27:58
We are an aliens, so we should go to this.
02:28:00
I'm trying to keep them in order. I didn't change any order.
02:28:01
They're exactly the order they were uploaded.
02:28:06
This didn't make me happy.
02:28:08
I don't, I like I like funny things,
02:28:11
but I don't like, our government playing pranks.
02:28:17
So this is our aliens.gov website.
02:28:20
If anybody has not seen it is literally.
02:28:22
Wait I thought it was aliens.gov.
02:28:24
Now it it actually redirects to whitehouse.gov.
02:28:27
I lost another tracking all all my information.
02:28:29
Oh shit. Interesting.
02:28:33
Yeah.
02:28:35
So it says they walk among us.
02:28:37
For 60 years the US government has kept it closely guarded.
02:28:39
Secret aliens have been walking among us, living in our neighborhoods
02:28:42
and interacting with us in our daily lives.
02:28:46
I'm going to assume it goes on and on and on.
02:28:47
More and more and more misdirect more and more and more and more misdirect.
02:28:51
This is like a Three's Company. They're all having sex downstairs
02:28:53
when they're working on the plumbing misdirect.
02:28:56
Some old people understand that that was the
02:28:59
until one man finally had the courage to tell the truth.
02:29:02
Anybody want to guess who that man is? It's Gary.
02:29:04
No, it's President Trump.
02:29:06
He was the first to call out the real danger aliens pose
02:29:09
to every American family, every community, and the future of our nation.
02:29:13
So the troll is the truth is no longer out there.
02:29:15
It's right here, right now.
02:29:17
Wait. They don't even say.
02:29:18
When does it say, oh, here we go. Alien arrest map.
02:29:20
Oh, it's not extraterrestrial aliens.
02:29:23
It's illegal immigrants.
02:29:27
Burn.
02:29:29
Okay.
02:29:35
You were right, I was wrong.
02:29:36
I apologize.
02:29:39
I don't know, I mean,
02:29:43
that would be funny if it was anybody besides our actual
02:29:45
top level government.
02:29:49
And maybe they just have.
02:29:50
So they're just on top of everything and doing such a good job
02:29:53
that they have a whole group of people that can troll.
02:29:56
But, I mean, they have so much other stuff to do.
02:29:58
Maybe they shouldn't be trolling,
02:30:00
they should get down to business, do serious work, which I'm sure they are.
02:30:04
But that's just they don't like it.
02:30:09
You know what it's like.
02:30:10
You do, you like you like it a lot, right?
02:30:13
You're in a propaganda thing.
02:30:14
It's funny. I don't know what the point.
02:30:16
Yeah.
02:30:16
I wonder what if that was the initial point, but, Yeah.
02:30:20
Oh, yeah.
02:30:20
Definitely it was to cause a reaction.
02:30:23
Wait, didn't we? We saw this.
02:30:26
Or was it?
02:30:27
Beavers will be seeing robots chasing animals.
02:30:32
Oh, maybe we did, because I swear I maybe recalled this shortly afterwards.
02:30:36
Manner so interesting.
02:30:40
Make you make sure your channel backs
02:30:41
are loud and then the microphone for everyone.
02:30:43
Dude, he does it for you.
02:30:47
They're bagel chips.
02:30:48
I literally said, oh, these are the loudest food that I could buy.
02:30:51
I don't even like bagel chips.
02:30:57
Come on.
02:30:58
Fours. He follows them through the streets.
02:31:00
That's terrifying.
02:31:01
Until the boars are seen disappearing into the woods.
02:31:05
The humanoid has been seen walking around cities in Poland in recent weeks.
02:31:09
Shopping carts attempting to run out of content
02:31:12
and duplicate can't duplicate content.
02:31:15
Gary requested that I make a parody of Hotel California,
02:31:20
which I did in show 140 busses and even visiting
02:31:25
this week in Poland.
02:31:27
Ooh, if you weren't, recently engaged,
02:31:30
you'd do her right?
02:31:34
Yeah, even if I was.
02:31:37
Wait, this news is at 4:26 a.m..
02:31:45
It's a good out.
02:31:46
So effective.
02:31:47
I didn't realize it was so annoying.
02:31:49
Yeah.
02:31:52
You know what, though?
02:31:52
They're garlicky. They're actually good now.
02:31:54
I can't stop eating them.
02:31:58
Human evolution.
02:31:59
Evolution.
02:32:00
This is, one of Gary's videos.
02:32:03
He's on to me.
02:32:04
I it was.
02:32:04
I think I.
02:32:08
Say he's on me.
02:32:10
I keep I try to keep one of his videos that he
02:32:12
I think he wants to watch so that he doesn't leave.
02:32:15
And then I show all the rest.
02:32:18
This is this.
02:32:19
I think this is the video.
02:32:20
It obviously doesn't work.
02:32:21
So look, as it looks, it worked last week, I it worked last week.
02:32:28
Breaks down when it comes to humans.
02:32:31
Darwin's theory of evolution breaks down when it comes to humans.
02:32:34
We can extract DNA from the bone marrow.
02:32:36
Fossilized remains of beings that we used to believe were our ancestors.
02:32:42
Well, I know people used to believe
02:32:45
was our ancestor.
02:32:50
So. All right.
02:32:52
Would you do her?
02:32:55
Yes. Esther's.
02:32:59
And we didn't descend from any of the other forms.
02:33:01
We showed up as far as 300,000 years ago.
02:33:04
And the kicker is that we can now
02:33:07
reverse engineer it and say, what did it take to get where we are
02:33:11
and what
02:33:12
scientists are now calling the smoking gun is, human chromosome number two.
02:33:16
It's got about 1200 or so genes in that chromosome.
02:33:19
And just one of the key to life is number one is responsible
02:33:23
for most of the brain that we have for our neocortex.
02:33:26
So our humanness,
02:33:27
our empathy, sympathy, compassion, our human, our cognitive abilities.
02:33:31
Where this gets really interesting is where did chromosome two come from?
02:33:34
Scientists have the answer, but they don't like the answer.
02:33:37
Proceedings from the National Academy of Sciences.
02:33:39
The volume genetics shows this very clearly.
02:33:42
We conclude that the origin of human chromosome two is we're
02:33:45
personifying the ancestral fusion of telomere.
02:33:48
To tell this fusion of the two preexisting chromosomes.
02:33:51
That does not happen in nature.
02:33:53
It can't happen in nature.
02:33:55
For plants, animals, insects.
02:33:57
Darwin's theory of evolution breaks down.
02:33:59
In fact, I'm doubling down on my grammatical argument earlier.
02:34:04
You can.
02:34:07
You can.
02:34:08
What was the word I just forgot? Humanized.
02:34:11
Come on, help me out.
02:34:13
What are we talking about?
02:34:15
Put in the chat. Gary, I know you're listening.
02:34:17
Oh, but we can extract DNA from the bone marrow.
02:34:21
Fossilized remains of beings that we used to believe were our ancestors.
02:34:25
And we didn't.
02:34:30
Personify.
02:34:31
That was it.
02:34:31
You can personify everything except a human
02:34:35
or a person.
02:34:38
Descend from many life forms.
02:34:40
I disagree with your words.
02:34:41
300,000 years ago.
02:34:43
The kicker is that we can now look at the DNA and reverse engineer
02:34:47
it and say, what did it take to get where we are and what scientists
02:34:51
are now calling the smoking gun is, human chromosome number two.
02:34:54
It's got about 1200 or.
02:35:33
Oh, I missed the phone.
02:35:55
I got one.
02:35:59
Back.
02:36:09
This football match is that.
02:36:11
FC Kaiserslautern?
02:36:14
I'm going to need Hitler to pronounce this.
02:36:16
Kaiserslautern.
02:36:18
Kaiserslautern.
02:36:25
I don't understand what the news is.
02:36:28
Wiggin is awake. Bauer is over on the other side.
02:36:30
They just seem to be lighting flares and lighting the whole side on fire.
02:36:34
The other side is organized.
02:36:36
They clearly have a pentagram,
02:36:40
and they're lighting each of the five points
02:36:43
of the pentagram, which anybody who knows anything about anything knows.
02:36:47
That's how you actually summon Satan.
02:36:53
In it.
02:36:54
I don't even think the soccer team has anything to do with,
02:36:58
like, the devil's.
02:37:01
They're just.
02:37:04
Think about that, though.
02:37:04
You like, you come in to a stadium and they want to intimidate the way team.
02:37:10
They're letting you know that
02:37:11
they're going to win at all cost, including
02:37:14
personal.
02:37:22
Very inappropriate. Not.
02:37:52
We had a chance to interview
02:37:53
this devil earlier, but,
02:37:56
I'm gonna. Why?
02:37:57
Why not?
02:37:59
Why not? Why?
02:38:01
Why not
02:38:03
exactly. But,
02:38:17
I mean, that's pretty cool, actually.
02:38:21
It even says fuck in the bottom.
02:38:23
A little bit of symbol of a symbol of subliminal.
02:38:26
What is 18% of $55.86?
02:38:31
Well, what you want to do is just make that go up to 100.
02:38:33
Then it'd be half that.
02:38:35
And then cut it down.
02:38:35
So yeah, I can't do that with the change.
02:38:39
Well fuck them. Fuck the change.
02:38:41
Just come as close as you can and just add a dollar to cover the change.
02:38:45
I usually come as close as I can
02:38:48
if you're in Michigan, which we didn't even play the game, but whatever.
02:38:51
If, we didn't.
02:38:53
You fucking lazy pieces of shit.
02:38:55
I kept wanting to bring it, but I couldn't find the goddamn button.
02:38:58
I. What?
02:38:59
Why can't you find the button? It's amazing.
02:39:01
I don't know, I game
02:39:02
multiple times on different occasions, and I was like, amazing.
02:39:05
Okay, we'll have to play on this. Yeah.
02:39:06
My wife says you can just triple the tax,
02:39:11
boys.
02:39:12
So I think, you know, here's.
02:39:17
Yeah, I usually,
02:39:17
if only in my own personal life, I can round it with this.
02:39:21
I would rather just tip as much as I can because,
02:39:25
I did not hear anything today.
02:39:27
Yeah.
02:39:28
Well, sometimes I don't give it to them.
02:39:31
And sometimes if I have extra to give,
02:39:32
I'll just tip extra, even though I'm not supposed to.
02:39:36
Wait, what do you mean?
02:39:37
Read this.
02:39:37
Your work.
02:39:37
Does your work have a tip limit?
02:39:41
Yeah.
02:39:41
They only want us to leave it 18%.
02:39:43
But if the bill is under $50, we don't need to have a receipt.
02:39:47
So if it's under $50, I'll give extra tip.
02:39:52
You know, if I have money to give, I'll just.
02:39:54
If it's the end of the night, you know,
02:39:56
maybe an extra five, ten bucks that I know I could have spent on food.
02:39:59
And I'm. I'm all set.
02:40:00
I'll just tip extra knowing that as long as it comes under $50,
02:40:05
no one's going to look at it and go, what did you tip extra?
02:40:10
Still made me.
02:40:12
What if you get exceptional service?
02:40:14
You want to tip 20%.
02:40:15
You got to pull the five bucks out of your own pocket.
02:40:17
You work. Yeah, I do, my my limit is,
02:40:20
what I end
02:40:21
up doing is I pull one item off of it and,
02:40:26
pay for it separately and then leave more tip on that.
02:40:30
And, like, I want to be off of it.
02:40:33
Crime now, I mean, at least it's at least,
02:40:39
what's that word when you steal from your work,
02:40:42
how is it stealing?
02:40:43
Embezzling?
02:40:46
Let's.
02:40:46
I just said the opposite of stealing, actually.
02:40:48
Because. Because you're spending, I.
02:40:50
If I explain it, it's going to make it even worse.
02:40:52
When I like, detail, it.
02:40:55
I think you still plead ignorance at this point.
02:40:58
Yeah.
02:40:58
If you if you miss, I'm going to say it anyways.
02:41:02
If you, mislead and represent, one purchase is another.
02:41:06
I'm pretty sure that's fraud of some kind, even if it equals the same amount
02:41:10
and you have every righteous way to do it, ethical way to do it.
02:41:13
It's still probably against their, their, their policy,
02:41:16
which is stupid, by the way.
02:41:17
I think it should say tip all you want, make it equal to the service.
02:41:22
And then if obviously somebody looks at your shit every once in a while,
02:41:25
and if you're tipping 22% every time, be like, hey, maybe you should cut it back.
02:41:30
18 is kind of I think that's all that would happen, to be honest.
02:41:33
I think if you get perfect service, it should be minimum 20%.
02:41:37
Well, not anymore because they get no tax on tips.
02:41:40
So average tax for mediocre income is 12%.
02:41:45
So that means you leave 12% less of a tip.
02:41:47
So that means, you should if you leave 20 normally, then leave 8%,
02:41:53
and they get the same exact amount of money that they used to
02:41:55
because I don't know why they should be getting 12%, a 12% pay raise.
02:42:01
Yeah.
02:42:01
Fuck them.
02:42:04
I think it should be a 12% a year, a 12% raise.
02:42:08
I think tipping should be 20%.
02:42:09
18 is too hard to calculate.
02:42:13
Which you just accept the tipping.
02:42:15
Tipping should just be baked into the the price of the item.
02:42:20
We should just go away from this.
02:42:22
Otherwise it should be based on the service you get.
02:42:25
There should be no oh, this is what you give.
02:42:28
If you did a good job or a nominal job, you just get what you get.
02:42:32
If you did a shitty job, you get nothing.
02:42:35
There should be no standard of tipping.
02:42:37
It should just be something or nothing.
02:42:39
And if you got nothing, that means you suck.
02:42:42
It's it's about
02:42:43
incentive and it's about rewarding somebody who does extra.
02:42:47
I we have a whole generation
02:42:48
right now who doesn't understand service because they don't think
02:42:52
we're being nice for something that's required is necessary.
02:42:56
What did I what did we mentioned early on here about, the maid service
02:42:59
here and about the me shaving my shirt and, leave it just for the main.
02:43:05
It's like, well, what extra service did the maid do other than change the room
02:43:08
like they have been doing
02:43:10
for years and years and years and never expecting any more money for it?
02:43:14
The idea and concept.
02:43:15
What exceptional service did I get?
02:43:18
Well, that's up to you.
02:43:19
If you feel like you didn't get any exceptional service
02:43:21
and it was the bare minimum, then you shouldn't tip.
02:43:24
You shouldn't feel obligated to tip
02:43:26
then and then in turn everyone else in turn.
02:43:30
Either of this,
02:43:30
this nice person who cleans your room either says, fuck this job people are in.
02:43:35
You know, nice person
02:43:36
who cleans my room as if they're doing it for the niceness of it.
02:43:41
I just okay, I mean, for this person to a person
02:43:44
who cleans your room, they don't have to be nice.
02:43:48
And they're either going to say, something is wrong because everybody else
02:43:51
who cleans room here, at the end of the day
02:43:53
say I have 200 bucks in my pocket and I keep getting shit.
02:43:56
I keep getting shafted.
02:43:57
Or maybe, just maybe,
02:43:59
you're not cleaning the room well enough or you're cleaning it well enough.
02:44:02
They need 35 pieces of flair, but I can't tell you to wear 35 pieces of flair.
02:44:08
It's kind of like that.
02:44:12
But yeah, if you if you if you break the tip in,
02:44:15
then they're just going to do the bare minimum or not.
02:44:19
People need some kind of incentive.
02:44:22
Maybe they don't need it, but they like it.
02:44:24
Humans like incentives.
02:44:26
They would much rather be rewarded than punish.
02:44:29
Both of them can be effective
02:44:32
in certain situations.
02:44:36
Oh. I did not watch this video
02:44:39
and sent.
02:44:43
This fucking thing.
02:44:46
What?
02:44:49
What she saying?
02:44:50
You heard her.
02:44:53
What did she say?
02:44:55
What she saying?
02:45:02
Is this is a sandwich?
02:45:05
There's a class.
02:45:06
It could be pretty roast beef.
02:45:11
If she's an Audi,
02:45:13
it could be pretty flashy.
02:45:15
Because you're fucking saying.
02:45:20
Make your fucking.
02:45:21
And I'm sure Russian.
02:45:25
Around on myself, like you.
02:45:29
Busy?
02:45:30
I'm not busy.
02:45:31
No fucking.
02:45:32
Oh, it's a whole in state.
02:45:36
That's how you present yourself.
02:45:38
Okay, so, So, yes, you do receive.
02:45:42
Your cooking.
02:45:43
Send.
02:45:46
Why are you doing this kind of parenting?
02:45:54
I don't care what she says.
02:45:56
I, I it's funny, actually, if my kid said that.
02:46:02
I don't know what I would do, but I would say, get in your fucking car.
02:46:04
See, you dumb fucker.
02:46:06
The driver. I mean, the car's moving.
02:46:09
That's all I'm thinking about as a parent, like your fucking and I, I look,
02:46:14
I can see the lights going by the cars moving,
02:46:18
and they're probably in a parking lot or something stupid.
02:46:21
Driving slow just to get me all pissed off, right?
02:46:24
That's not the problem.
02:46:25
It's to me, it's like she's got her leg up on the dash and she's just watching her.
02:46:30
Her her crotch.
02:46:32
Yeah. It ain't so much about her ass.
02:46:35
It's about the whole package going on there.
02:46:37
And this kid's just, like, just
02:46:41
swimming in it.
02:46:43
And of course, it's going to stink.
02:46:45
I mean, what what would you expect?
02:46:49
It's hot. It's probably hot.
02:46:50
I just learned something.
02:46:51
So black people scar white.
02:46:58
Yes. I don't know.
02:46:59
No, that.
02:47:02
Is your fucking thing.
02:47:11
It's so fucking loud.
02:47:14
So, like, chewing,
02:47:16
I it's just so.
02:47:17
It's so much better than I thought.
02:47:22
When did this become, like, a thing?
02:47:23
They're like.
02:47:24
Like they're like t and like DoorDash, where it's like,
02:47:28
you got ten minutes to double dash and items for another store.
02:47:31
No additional delivery fee.
02:47:33
Yeah, but you okay? I can get a McDonald's.
02:47:36
I can get a double cheeseburger for me. Donald's.
02:47:38
And also a monster from Sheetz.
02:47:41
Oh, and a Red bull from 7-Eleven.
02:47:43
So they send this asshole to three different random
02:47:45
other fucking places just for the fun of it.
02:47:47
All that means is, I'm just going to get my shit ice cold much later, you know?
02:47:53
Speaking of which, the bitch that my waters were in this fucking room.
02:47:55
I don't believe her.
02:48:01
Unbelievable.
02:48:03
All these people want,
02:48:06
you know, where in the world is draw.
02:48:09
You well, is Blue Cross in the green flag down in the room?
02:48:16
Are you in?
02:48:17
What did you say about a disaster in 2000?
02:48:21
Story hits a truck like that clears up where he's been.
02:48:25
But the loudest thing about him is the closet that he's in.
02:48:30
Well, tell me when he's Dr.
02:48:34
Drew.
02:48:34
Yo, general.
02:48:40
Oh, that was so clever.
02:48:41
Where did George go to get his food?
02:48:46
Over here.
02:48:48
Just blending into the mic.
02:48:49
How did you do that?
02:48:52
I was just about.
02:48:53
I'll be right back.
02:48:54
I have to go find a new Jabba.
02:48:56
It was, like, literally blending, right? Look at it.
02:49:00
Wait, are you still there?
02:49:01
What the fuck?
02:49:05
I don't like it.
02:49:08
So you're in Tuscaloosa,
02:49:11
Oklahoma? No.
02:49:14
So the air quality consistently earns an F grades despite
02:49:20
you're actually from.
02:49:21
It's mid 20th century reputation
02:49:24
as the smoke filled smoke city.
02:49:30
American Lung
02:49:32
Association annual reports ranks this area among the top
02:49:36
15 most polluted regions in the United States.
02:49:41
And that narrows it down.
02:49:44
Baltimore the collapse
02:49:46
of a very particular industry decades ago
02:49:50
triggered a demographic freefall that never truly recovered
02:49:55
from, city proper has lost
02:49:59
nearly 60% of its peak population over the last 75 years.
02:50:05
Baltimore sounds like Detroit sounds sounds like Detroit.
02:50:08
Kind of interesting, chronic, chronically awful
02:50:12
weather and endless gray skies.
02:50:15
I thought it was going to say gray skies.
02:50:18
What was that
02:50:26
you just.
02:50:27
Did you just.
02:50:30
You use your Kaufman?
02:50:33
Yeah.
02:50:33
I have one of those.
02:50:35
You used it.
02:50:37
I use it a lot.
02:50:38
I used it all day today.
02:50:39
I use one ranger, and I haven't used it routinely.
02:50:43
Ranks as one of the most overcast cities in America,
02:50:46
averaging around 200 cloudy or rainy days every year.
02:50:50
Britain?
02:50:53
Yeah, I'm in.
02:50:58
You're in Fairbanks, Alaska.
02:51:02
The city is built on extremely hilly terrain.
02:51:04
Oh, I think there's something by Three Rivers,
02:51:08
relies on heavily on aging
02:51:11
bridges, winding roads and blind intersections.
02:51:15
It's notoriously difficult for outsiders to navigate.
02:51:19
So I typed in the three things up.
02:51:21
I didn't type that in the three things.
02:51:22
You came up and one place came up.
02:51:25
There's only one place on all three.
02:51:27
I don't want to ruin the game.
02:51:28
I want to see if anybody is playing.
02:51:33
Highly segregated public health and economic
02:51:35
disparities, of course, because that happens everywhere.
02:51:37
After the year, I'll text you.
02:51:42
Aggressive and unpredictable driving laws.
02:51:49
This is riveting TV.
02:51:52
Oh, wait, there's two words, though.
02:51:54
I got to add the other part.
02:51:56
That's the part that Ryan would always say.
02:52:01
I think I typed it right.
02:52:04
Oh, no, that's an A.
02:52:07
So, so looking at my,
02:52:10
let's look at four minutes and 18
02:52:12
seconds to, do my double dash.
02:52:15
But it's like everybody's riveted.
02:52:17
Try to guess where you are.
02:52:19
The McDonald's double cheeseburger is, looks delicious in the picture.
02:52:24
I don't know where the fuck that is.
02:52:27
A sandwich.
02:52:29
Yes, I understand what you're talking about.
02:52:31
What if a sandwich is. What is it?
02:52:33
Was you a 6 or 7 taco sandwich?
02:52:36
Yes, absolutely.
02:52:38
But you don't.
02:52:40
I don't think you can use a whisk between bread.
02:52:42
If you don't have this, then you can just use a whisk.
02:52:45
Now add a pinch of salt and some freshly ground black pepper
02:52:48
and give it one last mix.
02:52:50
Well, that's a lot of pepper.
02:52:52
It's called pan on a medium.
02:52:53
Got that was to add a dash of extra virgin diddy oil.
02:52:56
Virgin diddy oil is extremely rare and give it one.
02:53:02
Isn't no hold on that's not pepper.
02:53:04
That's one last mix.
02:53:06
Now to your pre-heated ice cold pan.
02:53:08
On a medium heat, add a dash of extra virgin diddy oil, virgin
02:53:13
diddy oil is actually extremely rare, so you can just use butter.
02:53:16
If you can't find any, add your pre-mixed eggs to the pan.
02:53:20
You guys have to butter the pan while simultaneously abusing it
02:53:23
with a spatula to ensure you get a smooth scrambled egg.
02:53:27
Yeah.
02:53:27
Now leave this to guys for years and you can now start adding
02:53:31
your favorite toppings.
02:53:33
Shredded chicken and cheese.
02:53:35
Now simply just fold this bitch in half and serve on a plate.
02:53:39
Now just
02:53:40
little.
02:53:42
Now just add a pizza finger.
02:53:44
This is optional, but completely mandatory.
02:53:50
And just admire the presentation.
02:53:53
How beautiful is this?
02:53:58
Beautiful.
02:54:00
Enjoy.
02:54:02
Absolutely beautiful. All.
02:54:08
Okay. I.
02:54:14
Don't know
02:54:16
where to go with this,
02:54:19
was I right I texted you, was I right now I don't know where that is.
02:54:23
I already told you. I don't know what that means.
02:54:25
It's, Bakersfield, California.
02:54:30
In the baker. No.
02:54:31
Definitely no area.
02:54:33
Delano. Delano. Delano. Delano two.
02:54:36
Low low low low low is a FDR.
02:54:42
What do you see here?
02:54:46
What do I see?
02:54:46
We're in the fire. Turkey bone.
02:54:50
Turkey bone.
02:54:51
All right, I heard dragon, I see.
02:54:52
Say, your, drumstick.
02:54:55
Turkey.
02:54:56
Turkey leg. Yum.
02:55:01
That's much tastier than the devil.
02:55:04
The devil?
02:55:08
So, do we have an update?
02:55:11
Hey, there.
02:55:11
Just wanted to give you a quick update on what's been going on around here.
02:55:16
Son of a bitch.
02:55:19
Oh. One.
02:55:23
Oh, yeah. Right. Look at this shit.
02:55:25
Son of a bitch.
02:55:26
I couldn't find this anywhere.
02:55:27
I didn't just look on eBay.
02:55:28
Look.
02:55:32
He's still in fucking John Cena.
02:55:34
Er, guys, Thunder
02:55:37
or air?
02:55:43
Good.
02:55:44
So I told you it's going to take over the United States.
02:55:51
He's going to have to blow in it,
02:55:55
and then it's just going to be there, because it's not full.
02:55:58
He just, like, waved it around.
02:56:00
Yeah, he like, scooped it up.
02:56:03
He kind of is performing violin boogie.
02:56:07
So something like
02:56:09
that.
02:56:10
The tone.
02:56:12
Oh no, it's just right there. So far.
02:56:15
It's interesting how
02:56:18
in the world they really.
02:56:23
What fucking song is that?
02:56:25
It's, Kanye.
02:56:28
Who? I only know it from commercials.
02:56:30
I didn't know, I didn't even know the amount yet.
02:56:32
I should know that, like, rent, it's from a drug or rental commercial.
02:56:37
Why are you gay?
02:56:41
Oh, I.
02:56:47
See? You couldn't find it.
02:56:49
That means he's some of the teddy rolling.
02:56:53
God damn it.
02:56:54
What song is, Who cares?
02:56:56
But, no, no, it's like, could you do that for, like, could you go, hey,
02:57:00
this is, you know,
02:57:06
Whatever song by Kanye West.
02:57:08
There's a bunch of them. I can think of it.
02:57:10
I can't think of a single one.
02:57:16
We heard you.
02:57:17
Your mic dropped out,
02:57:19
reminded.
02:57:23
But, could you have one for each song?
02:57:25
Be like, this was.
02:57:26
This is for during this song.
02:57:28
This back there was during that song.
02:57:30
Right. Like,
02:57:32
I don't
02:57:33
see those essences in the air to compare.
02:57:36
I guess people in World Wars, like, grabbed dirt from all their battles,
02:57:41
you know, just like that one.
02:57:45
Is it Saving Private Ryan?
02:57:46
I don't know, one of the war movies. They can't get little.
02:57:48
No. Yeah. It is like a little tit ham.
02:57:52
Hanks gets little tins of of dirt, little places.
02:57:55
He went.
02:57:57
I mean, I guess if you have an air collection
02:57:59
of all the places you went, that might be cool.
02:58:00
But anybody who buys one bag of air for something is a little bit.
02:58:05
What's the word I'm trying to say?
02:58:07
No. Okay,
02:58:09
you retarded Joshua.
02:58:12
Joshua speaking.
02:58:15
We're lucky. Brazil, man.
02:58:16
It's terrifying.
02:58:18
This actually happened.
02:58:19
We're lucky Bruegel managed
02:58:20
to capture this image before he, too, was captured by the skeletons.
02:58:24
In fact, I'm surprised he could paint on him.
02:58:27
My hands would have been shaking so much out of my own eye.
02:58:30
Out with the brush.
02:58:33
What?
02:58:34
What the fuck is this?
02:58:37
Well, it's a scene of imagination,
02:58:42
but it's not a scene starts a conversation like that
02:58:46
witnessed, I mean, but it could happen,
02:58:48
couldn't it?
02:58:52
No, it couldn't happen.
02:58:53
We saw this one on this go to sophisticated.
02:58:56
This is the most important find duplicated happened.
02:58:59
Well, look, he Bruegel managed to catch this is the duplicate.
02:59:01
Oh, he too was captured by this duplicate.
02:59:04
In fact, I'm surprised he could paint a Titan search for my hands.
02:59:07
What have been shaking so much?
02:59:09
I we're not going to, but we could.
02:59:16
All right.
02:59:16
What do we have left? We have.
02:59:19
I want to save that one.
02:59:21
Which one? So. Yeah.
02:59:23
So speaking of repeating, this is a good sequitur,
02:59:27
but we repeated this to.
02:59:30
So I thought so, but I need you to confirm.
02:59:32
Or 30.
02:59:32
I think we had 32 before.
02:59:34
I think it's a totally new one.
02:59:37
I lost my 32
02:59:40
because this is incredible, but it's also pretty archaic at the same time.
02:59:43
No, I'm on 18.
02:59:45
I'm skipping 30.
02:59:46
I skipped a couple because I wanted to try to.
02:59:49
Yeah, yeah, I try to skip below 18, but
02:59:55
I don't skip below 18.
02:59:56
I skip above 18.
02:59:57
If I can be too old.
03:00:01
Yeah,
03:00:02
I mean, what Bill Cooper and Blue Link?
03:00:10
Well, that's the way you skip it around, bruh.
03:00:14
Bruh.
03:00:14
It's going to be this one.
03:00:16
Bring.
03:00:19
Very difficult for you okay I'm sure.
03:00:21
There it is.
03:00:22
I got it.
03:00:27
The hell just happened.
03:00:28
Oh the volumes that.
03:00:29
Oh hold on, hold on, hold on.
03:00:32
Because almost over volume was came right.
03:00:34
What's going on here. The spirit airlines.
03:00:37
Oh sorry.
03:00:37
This is a graduate of Columbus, Ohio. Right.
03:00:41
Did you show a fight at a graduation ceremony?
03:00:44
Was a kindergarten one? No.
03:00:46
Oh, it was a kindergarten one.
03:00:51
Yeah. Oh,
03:00:54
this a gray?
03:01:07
Even if they're graduations, they need batteries.
03:01:09
And the smoke detectors.
03:01:14
And field.
03:01:19
All right,
03:01:21
so we had a rule in our graduations because it got so out of him.
03:01:25
That was fights with just with stupid, crazy stunts
03:01:28
and pranks and shit that if you fucked up at all,
03:01:32
you didn't just get a timeout, you lost your right to graduate.
03:01:36
They did not give you your diploma, just as if you hadn't
03:01:39
received a grade or lost credit, or didn't give a library book back.
03:01:43
What can they do? The
03:01:45
I don't know, I we didn't like it, but I was, you know, it was illegal
03:01:48
for them to hold that over your head, over something so trivial when you
03:01:53
you completed the challenge, you know.
03:01:57
Do you know what stop though.
03:01:58
Oh, you just say, yeah. You know, you don't get to walk.
03:02:00
Was usually the. Yeah,
03:02:04
yeah, maybe that was it.
03:02:06
I'm sure you could eventually use that to go get your GED, you know.
03:02:08
No, no, I think you're right.
03:02:11
They can't withhold your diploma.
03:02:12
I mean, you you ceremony and,
03:02:14
you know, you could get suspended or expelled prior to.
03:02:17
And maybe you need to figure out, you know, I'll tell you what.
03:02:20
I'm sorry.
03:02:21
That's not the way people travel their school for a half a year.
03:02:24
I grew up in a white neighborhood and, oh, a why?
03:02:28
I don't know why I did that. It just. I need it to be clear.
03:02:30
If I fucked up my graduation after my parents
03:02:33
made all those plans, they would have killed me.
03:02:37
I didn't like if I didn't walk, they'd be like, dude, your family's
03:02:39
here from out of town.
03:02:42
And because you decided to
03:02:43
bring a keg of beer to the Silver Dome parking lot, you're not going to walk,
03:02:48
because, yeah, I graduated at the Silver Dome Stadium.
03:02:51
Yes, I did graduate at the Palace of Auburn Hills.
03:02:56
Nice.
03:02:56
What's more classy than the Silver Dome?
03:02:59
I don't know, it's just interesting that, that's where you graduated.
03:03:02
That's where I graduated in.
03:03:03
Both those buildings are legendary and iconic and don't exist anymore.
03:03:07
They don't exist and still could be viable to this day had they been left once.
03:03:11
Amazon and once the Pistons version of Amazon.
03:03:17
Speaking of Amazon,
03:03:19
Amazon's piston.
03:03:23
So I think you're in Cleveland, Ohio.
03:03:27
No, somewhere in Ohio because it's got it.
03:03:30
It's got a bad air quality.
03:03:33
Nope.
03:03:34
It's somewhere down south because it's got bad air quality.
03:03:38
Nope. All right.
03:03:39
So that narrows it down to I got one third of the United States left.
03:03:42
Then. Nope.
03:03:45
Okay, I have two here.
03:03:46
Check this out. I have to do this.
03:03:49
With the next Segway.
03:03:51
I still have no, chapters.
03:03:55
Breaking news.
03:03:57
Google as we know it
03:04:00
is dead.
03:04:03
The little blue search bars are search of results.
03:04:06
Net bars. I don't know why I said bars.
03:04:08
There are a video that explains it.
03:04:10
Let's see what they say.
03:04:13
Sound?
03:04:15
There's no sound.
03:04:17
Do you hear sound? I don't hear sound.
03:04:19
No, I heard the horns for a second today.
03:04:24
Yeah. That's true. That tells me.
03:04:26
All right, I don't think understand.
03:04:27
Okay, so you're used to like back from 19.
03:04:31
I think it started like in 90, you know, 99 way back, maybe even 98.
03:04:35
Whenever Google is first round, you would ask it something,
03:04:38
you know, whatever you like to do, chicks with dicks, whatever you're into.
03:04:44
And you would get a search rate.
03:04:45
My rack.com.
03:04:47
Sure. Whatever.
03:04:49
You would get a search of blue text results.
03:04:51
Right.
03:04:52
You're very familiar with that.
03:04:53
Everybody's very familiar with that.
03:04:55
Google is ending that and replacing it with only the
03:04:58
I suggested search that you see at the top.
03:05:00
That is always wrong.
03:05:05
I just I'm not ready for this.
03:05:09
I think they were showing us the new, I don't know if I fully understand.
03:05:13
Okay.
03:05:14
Let me see if I can find this picture here.
03:05:19
Joshua was a fucking whip.
03:05:21
This is this motherfucker. He was going. There's.
03:05:24
What were we looking for?
03:05:25
You just said rate. My rack.
03:05:27
Rate rack?
03:05:31
Yeah, I don't rate my rate.
03:05:32
That gov.
03:05:34
Wait the.
03:05:35
So the search the blue search results are still here.
03:05:37
Google they're not gone yet.
03:05:41
But sooner or
03:05:41
later all you're going to get is this AI mode.
03:05:45
So when I say that's what I usually click on anyway.
03:05:48
Yeah.
03:05:48
All right well then you'll be fine.
03:05:51
Yeah.
03:05:51
Well people
03:05:52
I hate when I have to click on that all the time because I want to get it.
03:05:56
I'll give you that pass AI mode.
03:05:58
And it's like, no, I want you to like give me the long form version.
03:06:03
I mean,
03:06:05
I will tell,
03:06:07
it's just weird because you tell people to go to a specific website
03:06:12
and what they'll end up doing is they'll type in the website name
03:06:15
into the web browser, and then they'll go, which one do I click on?
03:06:18
And it's like, what do you mean? Which when you click on like a
03:06:22
well, so I have a lot of elderly older
03:06:25
and it's like people they don't know, like you have no idea what
03:06:29
they don't know the difference between a sponsored fake one.
03:06:31
You got to like in the old, the old days, it didn't matter.
03:06:34
The best one was at the top.
03:06:36
And then now recently the last like ten years,
03:06:38
their ad sponsors, you got to scroll down
03:06:40
like to through the first 1020 before you get to an actual result.
03:06:44
So I mean, I kind of stick to the AI first and then I look it up
03:06:47
and make sure it's accurate before I use that information.
03:06:50
But we're not we're going to we're going to use those links to look at that exists.
03:06:53
I don't go to this.
03:06:55
What do you go to.
03:06:56
That's a rare one off like weird website that.
03:07:02
You you're
03:07:02
you're you're questioning the efficacy.
03:07:06
That kind of.
03:07:08
No no, no, it's not that.
03:07:10
It's just when I ask it,
03:07:11
you don't even really need to go to a site or link anymore.
03:07:13
It just tells you the answer.
03:07:16
And so I'm like, is that really the answer?
03:07:18
And I want to find some type of a cited reference.
03:07:20
I don't care where it's from.
03:07:21
I'll even then look up that reference if it's something I care about.
03:07:25
Otherwise I just repeat it like everyone else.
03:07:27
In fact, I was chastised by my wife today because I said
03:07:32
something about empires being 200 years old.
03:07:35
She lost her mind. She's like, where do you get that from?
03:07:37
There's older empires.
03:07:41
No, back?
03:07:43
No, actually.
03:07:44
What what she did say that I wasn't. I said,
03:07:48
I said something about the pipes and the plumbing.
03:07:50
You've heard about the hundred year pipes that only lasted 50 years
03:07:55
around a metro Detroit? Sure.
03:07:57
She's like, well, I heard about the dirt, but
03:07:59
she said, stop repeating those talking points that are wrong.
03:08:02
And I have never been more impressed.
03:08:03
I mean, my dick got hired and she said
03:08:06
they were really 75 to 100 year pipes and they lasted 60.
03:08:10
So if you look at it, that 6075 year pipe lasted 60, which really isn't that bad
03:08:15
and you don't know how the environment is going to react to it.
03:08:17
So it wasn't like some big scandal.
03:08:19
But the people that are in power, there's oh, look, the whoever
03:08:22
put him in there using that as a talking point.
03:08:25
And I was embarrassed to have repeated it and I was wrong.
03:08:29
I apologize.
03:08:34
So just a little insight on being wrong.
03:08:38
It's okay.
03:08:43
Let's just start right from the beginning.
03:08:44
What happened?
03:08:47
Because you're getting a little
03:08:49
that's a bad Bill Clinton, but it's definitely Bill Clinton.
03:08:52
Church lady. I'm not going to whitewash you.
03:08:55
I let my church down and I let my family down.
03:08:59
And then we let something else down, like our chimney fell, to me.
03:09:04
Oh. Well, thank God I follow you.
03:09:08
No Jerry Falwell, because.
03:09:11
Oh, no, it's the only thing that took place were pornographic.
03:09:16
Oh. How convenient.
03:09:21
I'm sorry.
03:09:22
Maybe I'm just old fashioned.
03:09:23
Maybe I don't watch MTV.
03:09:25
But what exactly are.
03:09:29
They are grievous chasms of torture
03:09:31
is hellfire. Sin.
03:09:35
Dan, exactly who's chasm where we can.
03:09:41
There is
03:09:43
the fucking every time.
03:09:45
See, we remember her name.
03:09:47
And who could have led us into that chasm?
03:09:50
Cable, Phil, that you don't want behind the wheel of the car.
03:09:53
When we drove into the crazy eight mile down creek.
03:09:55
Real world, real world. And who could it be?
03:09:58
I just can't imagine.
03:09:58
Video for the video sleepy.
03:10:05
Now, the car that we radio killed the video.
03:10:14
Oh. How about,
03:10:23
where were you last about it?
03:10:26
Kansas. Kansas City?
03:10:29
No. They have good air quality.
03:10:31
It all smells like barbecue.
03:10:38
Yep. I don't know.
03:10:40
You may win the first round ever.
03:10:43
You've lost every round till now.
03:10:45
So the Roman.
03:10:47
This thing. Empire.
03:10:50
Total duration 1480 years we've had.
03:10:54
This day is an empire.
03:10:55
17 1800 plus years.
03:10:59
The Holy Roman Empire, 844 years.
03:11:04
The Zao dynasty
03:11:06
790 years Ethiopian Empire 704 years.
03:11:11
So there's like plenty of.
03:11:16
Oh, I never blew right to the mike like that.
03:11:18
I liked it,
03:11:21
I tried
03:11:23
just that
03:11:26
fact.
03:11:30
So, Gary
03:11:30
and Jesse, your homework, if you so choose, is to explain yourself
03:11:35
with that cockamamie empire shit.
03:11:40
800, so many hundreds of hundreds and hundreds is hundreds of years.
03:11:44
We are an infinite as far as empires and nations.
03:11:47
We long as it's ever been.
03:11:48
And we're about to crash.
03:11:49
Let's call it black pilled.
03:11:51
What are you watching? Fox news?
03:11:53
Stop it.
03:11:55
There's real problems.
03:11:57
There's real problems.
03:11:58
We need to actually address
03:12:01
surveillance, privacy,
03:12:04
fatherless black families.
03:12:06
You know, the whole thing that's been around for ever.
03:12:09
Still here.
03:12:09
And it's the main root cause of most problems.
03:12:12
Whether people want to admit it.
03:12:16
Every part of my body
03:12:17
wanted to say or not, but I stopped just for.
03:12:21
Well, just for Bill Cooper.
03:12:24
These men will bring about the New World Order.
03:12:25
Don't believe in the God of the Bible.
03:12:27
They believe in the God of light, Lucifer.
03:12:30
They believe that man was held prisoner by vindictive,
03:12:34
cruel God named Jehovah in the Garden of Eden.
03:12:38
And that Lucifer, through his agents Satan, set man
03:12:41
free from the bonds of a lot of our upper, which he was training.
03:12:45
Leaders of the Garden of Eden believe in this, and thus, whether you do or not
03:12:49
doesn't matter. It's it's it doesn't matter if you're superstitious.
03:12:52
If the athletes are superstitious,
03:12:53
then it matters to them and it will become a real thing.
03:12:57
Black wisdom to men.
03:12:59
And thus is the true benevolent God,
03:13:02
the man
03:13:03
with his intellect and his wisdom, with his knowledge, will create technology
03:13:07
which will elevate man to the position of God.
03:13:10
And all of this is allegorical.
03:13:12
Don't take the story literally, but I can tell you that
03:13:16
that, they pervert whatever it is that might be divine
03:13:20
about their philosophy, by becoming what they profess to destroy,
03:13:27
what makes it difficult for anyone to succeed or live,
03:13:31
or for us to really come together and have peace in this world,
03:13:34
or all of these people who think that they are the guardians
03:13:38
of the secrets of the ages.
03:13:39
And if only them had truly mature minds, so only them are worthy
03:13:44
of knowing the secrets of the real science and the real metaphysics
03:13:48
and all of these things.
03:13:51
So they repress it, and they keep it secret.
03:13:53
So the rest of us live out our lives, and we don't know the truth
03:13:56
of what life is really all about.
03:13:59
Is anybody else ever noticed how humanity just keeps
03:14:02
getting dumb and dumber? No.
03:14:16
So a city bus
03:14:18
was entirely swallowed by a downtown sinkhole.
03:14:22
A, famous pitcher
03:14:24
pitched a no hitter while completely tripping on LSD.
03:14:28
There's a lot of people.
03:14:31
Never heard of that before.
03:14:32
Bananas.
03:14:35
Radio. No.
03:14:36
This was a MLB team pitcher.
03:14:51
Are you in Montana?
03:14:53
That'd be amazing.
03:14:54
No, they probably the best.
03:14:55
They have the best air quality.
03:14:57
All I'm thinking is air quality, and I'll.
03:14:59
I go back to his Baltimore air.
03:15:01
They put in cold French fries and raw cabbage on sandwiches.
03:15:08
What are you in Canada?
03:15:12
The last remaining wooden street of.
03:15:18
Are you doing random facts from where you're at at this point?
03:15:21
Yeah, yeah, that's definitely what I'm doing.
03:15:34
You suck.
03:15:37
I don't know our.
03:15:43
You sure?
03:15:46
All right.
03:15:46
I want to move on to the next clip.
03:15:51
I have three clips remaining.
03:15:56
I think we'll do this one.
03:16:02
Yeah, let's do this one.
03:16:04
Yeah, let's do this one.
03:16:07
Do that one.
03:16:13
I think it's more one.
03:16:17
You can do that one.
03:16:18
I think, you know, I think I can't wait.
03:16:23
But they know me.
03:16:23
But they know I'm allowed to touch the door.
03:16:27
Don't get scared.
03:16:28
Now, you do this, they would go home to bed.
03:16:31
Oh, that's a cold. It's gone.
03:16:35
It's not like you imagine.
03:16:40
Because I'm a cowboy.
03:16:41
Oh, wait. No. I'm sorry. That's a different song.
03:16:43
Somehow we get these multiple things
03:16:47
and you don't know who's gonna, like, make these chains.
03:16:52
Somehow these multiple the same thing.
03:16:58
I did inside.
03:17:00
I guess it works. If it works for you.
03:17:02
It's a formula that works.
03:17:03
I say run, run.
03:17:05
Contrary downwards.
03:17:08
I don't.
03:17:10
Cowboy.
03:17:11
I mean, come on.
03:17:12
It's it's very similar. You.
03:17:19
Yeah.
03:17:20
Oh, my God, I'm going crack up.
03:17:23
Okay.
03:17:29
That's pretty heavy.
03:17:41
And the.
03:17:42
I'm saying
03:17:46
this back,
03:17:48
but you can't come in.
03:17:50
I don't know what's in your mouth.
03:17:53
And Waller, let's just jam
03:17:56
trivia from last week.
03:17:59
What core principles must a scientific
03:18:02
hypothesis have to be valid?
03:18:07
Valid.
03:18:13
I like it like I can hear Gary talking.
03:18:16
That's.
03:18:16
That's a thought.
03:18:17
40 goes.
03:18:18
I'm going to defend himself.
03:18:20
It must be falsifiable.
03:18:22
And the experiment repeatedly.
03:18:32
And I love.
03:18:38
And of course,
03:18:39
what criticism did the host make last week
03:18:42
about modern scientific funding?
03:18:46
It was grants require approval from the mainstream Abbott academic landscape.
03:18:50
Leading the bias.
03:18:51
Funders have agendas.
03:18:54
I don't recall that, but I guess I do have to say I truly,
03:18:58
if you.
03:19:03
Like that.
03:19:04
Look at the end.
03:19:05
It's literally my Q is your face bugging out?
03:19:08
That's how I know if I cut it right there, I don't know.
03:19:09
To edit the end.
03:19:15
There's no way about it.
03:19:15
Let's get back to this.
03:19:18
This was pretty important.
03:19:21
How important is it?
03:19:23
All right, let's move
03:19:26
on from that, epic interview.
03:19:27
You make your way with the question, follow Western civilization.
03:19:32
Right. We have to think.
03:19:34
Yeah.
03:19:35
So the question was, is that what you're seeing?
03:19:40
At least a decline or change.
03:19:42
And I think it's inevitable because
03:19:45
best time ever goes.
03:19:47
We all. Yeah, I think I know the camera guy.
03:19:49
I think I know the cameraman man.
03:19:51
Right out ball.
03:19:52
So it's the bad and the interesting thing
03:19:56
about the fall of Western civilization is that this is a global.
03:20:00
It's not just here.
03:20:01
We're the indicative representation of it because we're kind of like the epicenter.
03:20:06
Right?
03:20:07
But the region where the right of government
03:20:11
has been a global effect, not just us are we do a paradigm shift.
03:20:15
Yeah. Now, yes, we're overdue.
03:20:17
And that's the point, are we?
03:20:19
Do way over to we're no longer a democracy.
03:20:23
It's a the the decision making
03:20:26
policy has become separate from the people.
03:20:29
Yeah. And that cannot that will not
03:20:33
continue.
03:20:34
Does do you have this opinion?
03:20:35
Four years ago
03:20:37
I, I so I also.
03:20:42
Oh my
03:20:45
oh can we give us
03:20:49
A1000 star.
03:20:56
Give it its due.
03:20:57
So we could actually you know here it in its entirety through now
03:21:01
that the audio seems to be a lot louder.
03:21:05
Yeah.
03:21:08
I think the Asian culture might be
03:21:12
thinking that was.
03:21:16
I don't know what's, how many.
03:21:19
There's a lot of them. I'm sure there's a lot.
03:21:21
5 billion compared to Earth 300 million.
03:21:28
They might be the, paradigm.
03:21:30
We just don't hear about it because it's all CCP.
03:21:33
Yeah, but there's.
03:21:33
So we like to there's there's like three, you know,
03:21:37
one of ours or three of theirs is like one of ours.
03:21:40
If you're 1 in 1,000,000.
03:21:44
In China, I think that
03:21:45
means there's a million of you.
03:21:48
That math didn't work out.
03:21:49
But this shows math again. I look at fell back.
03:21:51
That's going to make somebody very satisfied.
03:21:53
It was math.
03:21:55
Yeah. The show's secret.
03:21:57
I thought it was magic.
03:22:00
There's got to be some kind of a devil's
03:22:02
math.
03:22:06
Illegal math formula that we're.
03:22:07
We're not allowed.
03:22:09
Tells us everything. Yep.
03:22:14
And you know how it comes in.
03:22:18
And cockroaches with tiny little.
03:22:22
Yeah.
03:22:22
The devil's math is, anything that's,
03:22:25
18 and under is 19 and above.
03:22:29
Or 17 and under.
03:22:31
18 and above.
03:22:34
That's the devil's math.
03:22:36
The devil's arithmetic.
03:22:41
Is just some stupid movie from the 90s.
03:22:46
The devil is the love.
03:22:50
Oh that's interesting.
03:22:51
It follows a modern Jewish
03:22:55
Bible record.
03:22:57
Oh, come on, time travels to 1942 over
03:23:01
experienced horrors of the Holocaust firsthand.
03:23:06
Let me say that again.
03:23:07
The Devil's Arithmetic is a 90s movie
03:23:10
that follows a modern Jewish teenager who time travels
03:23:13
to 1942 Poland to experience the whole horrors of the Holocaust.
03:23:18
You try and say horrors of the Holocaust.
03:23:23
Does that sound like a good movie or a bad movie,
03:23:26
or the Holocaust?
03:23:29
They could do that with everything.
03:23:31
Just have them go back in time and experience whatever they're
03:23:34
supposedly benefited from, and then they'll,
03:23:38
you know, the Holocaust had horrors.
03:23:40
The Holocaust.
03:23:43
Barely got helicoptered
03:23:47
Holocaust.
03:23:49
Or they said a helicopter.
03:23:54
Okay.
03:23:54
This is there are people who get in the helicopter
03:23:57
accidents on accident. Man.
03:24:01
So in order to get there, in order to get a rumble
03:24:03
premium hours, we need to get four hours each week.
03:24:06
I'm going to start doing two hours every Thursday and then have a good day.
03:24:10
I need to talk to you, buddy.
03:24:12
Five hours of premium replay on the weekend.
03:24:17
Are we prepared to step that up?
03:24:22
All right.
03:24:22
She's gonna she's gonna like, you know.
03:24:25
Oh, and we can't really show until I guess we're.
03:24:28
So there may be one more video after this.
03:24:30
You're not understanding that.
03:24:31
I couldn't care less.
03:24:33
I don't give a crap about that.
03:24:36
Wait. Which one? 60 minutes.
03:24:38
Have a good night.
03:24:39
Talk to you, buddy.
03:24:43
It doesn't seem to be showing up.
03:24:45
What is going on?
03:24:47
And then.
03:24:51
There it is.
03:24:52
Look. Angry sounds here.
03:24:54
It did.
03:24:56
So, man, I want to know the context.
03:25:00
I don't remember.
03:25:02
I don't give a crap about that.
03:25:04
Something about Trump or believers and dead
03:25:08
or worse,
03:25:10
Trump believers.
03:25:11
Donald Trump, NASCAR, his
03:25:15
why are they his it's funding test
03:25:17
to see if these giant Madagascar hissing cockroaches can be real numbers.
03:25:22
From repulsive pests to miniature battlefield assets.
03:25:27
This is going to doing here.
03:25:28
And this is the right turn a joke. They should definitely like alarms.
03:25:31
Fledgling startup Swarm Biotech remind you
03:25:35
that fucking Ocean's Avenger or whatever the fuck that thing was broken, he said.
03:25:39
A video game controller.
03:25:41
Oh, look at this.
03:25:42
It's like, what?
03:25:43
What is?
03:25:43
The cockroaches
03:25:45
already have an exoskeleton that's, like, as strong as fucking nanotechnology.
03:25:49
I mean, your, carbon.
03:25:51
It's really strong already.
03:25:52
I don't think they need that's going to fuck them up.
03:25:55
That's a battery.
03:25:56
Oh, this retarded device to them here.
03:25:59
Now, go back with the rest of the cockroaches and let you know an actual.
03:26:04
Hey. Hey, guys.
03:26:05
What's up?
03:26:06
So, like, get the fuck away.
03:26:09
I don't know what's wrong with you, but I know there's something wrong here.
03:26:14
The what? Guys?
03:26:15
What assets you're going to be left in, and this is the right turn.
03:26:20
Stefan.
03:26:20
Vilhelm, thank you for that swap stuff.
03:26:23
I I'm confused. Can we see that again?
03:26:26
Stefan Wilhelm's fledgling startup, swarm biotech.
03:26:30
The right turn.
03:26:32
Stefan Wilhelm's fledgling. Well, soon.
03:26:34
This is the right turn.
03:26:36
What about this left turn?
03:26:38
And this is the right turn.
03:26:40
Stefan Villeneuve's using the stars of the dwarf tactics in central Germany.
03:26:45
Raise working with the blunder.
03:26:46
Spare to develop, right? Or.
03:26:49
I mean, you should use the stick.
03:26:50
Have you ever driven with a car, a gas pedal or.
03:26:53
Yeah, we've got we've got joysticks for.
03:26:57
Yeah.
03:26:57
But potentially put to use potentiometers potentia, potentiometer
03:27:04
analog that can
03:27:06
steer the creepy critters autonomously and send them on reconnaissance missions.
03:27:11
He let me take control.
03:27:13
Wait.
03:27:15
Yeah, there's joystick controls there.
03:27:18
That's not really I mean to say that.
03:27:21
Oh, look, we've just invented an autonomous cockroach.
03:27:26
They they're using, like, a super tiny controller
03:27:29
with, like, PlayStation sticks on it.
03:27:32
I guarantee there's cockroaches right now that are moving around
03:27:34
without controller support.
03:27:38
They're just walking around autonomously and see.
03:27:40
Right.
03:27:42
Wow. Like, look what we've done.
03:27:45
We put all this stuff on there.
03:27:47
You can control it with a controller, but it'll also operate autonomously.
03:27:51
Super resilient.
03:27:52
And as you can see, I mean there can crawl.
03:27:55
So tiny spaces can go off the wall with that thing, Yeah. No.
03:27:59
Thank you. Yeah. Jesus Christ,
03:28:03
he's dead.
03:28:04
Even as a kid. A fucking cartoon movie.
03:28:06
Kirstie.
03:28:07
And over here, an invisible person would go through the wall and I'm like,
03:28:10
why didn't their clothes stop,
03:28:13
into pikes, like, underground and rubble?
03:28:16
You know,
03:28:16
this is really getting the smaller spaces, but it has to be this big, obnoxious
03:28:20
speaking fucking with these huge swarms, insect neuroscientists
03:28:24
like like to the roaches antenna. They.
03:28:27
And she just she's just pissed that she's she hates her job
03:28:31
and she's taken down the cockroach.
03:28:33
I don't need to do this. So weird.
03:28:34
How do you know you do this?
03:28:36
Stimulating their natural ability to doesn't hurt, but it's electrodes
03:28:41
are hidden in these bug sighs back along with a battery.
03:28:45
It doesn't hurt us. And microchip.
03:28:48
They're working to shrink the technology to soon look likely.
03:28:52
That's what normal suspicion
03:28:55
swarms AI
03:28:56
generated video shows how they might be deployed.
03:28:59
You've got to. Oh my God.
03:29:02
Yeah, but do the
03:29:04
so they call their company swarms.
03:29:07
This is like I don't know I didn't watch the video this far.
03:29:10
I just watched the first few seconds of it and I was like, this is this is good.
03:29:13
AI is leading everything.
03:29:15
They're already more advanced and they're compartmentalized.
03:29:18
So they're having certain sections of the world build their army,
03:29:21
and then they're just going to snap their fingers,
03:29:23
and it's all just going to come to life and point at us.
03:29:28
Deployed.
03:29:28
We bury in cameras, microphones and Doppler radar between drone swarms
03:29:33
and real swarm funding tests to see if these giant Madagascar
03:29:37
hissing cockroaches can be repurposed from repulsive pests.
03:29:42
How long is it going to take them to get there?
03:29:44
They don't. Do they fly?
03:29:46
Can they fly far?
03:29:49
I don't think it is like roaches fly.
03:29:53
I guess so fly.
03:29:58
I don't think fucking chickens.
03:30:00
Some cockroach can fly, but it depends on how far
03:30:04
the species
03:30:06
species to go.
03:30:07
There's there's the issue in there.
03:30:09
We talked about that on the show too.
03:30:12
Species that even though it's spelled species
03:30:15
and everybody should say species, everyone says and should say species,
03:30:19
everyone knows that that's just not true.
03:30:22
It's the Asian and smoky brown cockroaches.
03:30:27
You got the button.
03:30:30
And the last thing you want to get in your
03:30:33
is a cockroach.
03:30:35
American cockroaches
03:30:37
and crawl short distances.
03:30:40
Cuban and wood cockroaches
03:30:41
can also tell how they're going to get these cockroaches too.
03:30:45
If you dropped a cockroach from an airplane, what would it survive?
03:30:49
I guess it would cause the air.
03:30:51
Yeah, I think it would. Yep.
03:30:55
They'll survive the nuclear bomb, too. So
03:30:58
honestly, if I was, I would use something that's durable
03:31:02
and adaptable.
03:31:05
It's smart. Even if it's not working.
03:31:06
It's just like here.
03:31:07
It's befriending the cockroaches so that they're going to be on air
03:31:10
side, like, look, we can equipped you with cyborg cockroach,
03:31:13
but yes, it would absolutely survive the fall.
03:31:17
Yeah.
03:31:18
Did you drop one?
03:31:20
It makes it mathematically impossible for a cockroach to die from.
03:31:23
How high altitude
03:31:25
are you?
03:31:26
And, are you in the middle of the Florida?
03:31:31
No. Are you in lower?
03:31:33
And they have their best air quality because it's so fucking humid and hot.
03:31:37
Right?
03:31:38
It's probably why you're near the airport in Florida.
03:31:42
Are you in Florida?
03:31:44
No. Fuck off
03:31:48
Alabama. I can give you a better answer.
03:31:50
I don't want to steal it from the audience.
03:31:53
Okay, well, I guess you might get your first win here
03:31:55
because we got about 20 minutes.
03:31:57
Well,
03:31:59
first, what's,
03:32:04
So how bad is the air quality?
03:32:08
I don't know, but it's frigid in my fucking hotel room
03:32:11
like a penguin.
03:32:15
Like a fucking pool in isolation.
03:32:21
Around myself.
03:32:22
Like you.
03:32:25
If you were to walk outside
03:32:26
in the middle of the day.
03:32:31
No, that's makes me sound racist.
03:32:33
I was going to narrow it down.
03:32:33
It was a good by the color.
03:32:36
Oh, well, if you wanted to be racist, you could say that this.
03:32:39
These people look like Steelers. Oh,
03:32:45
if you want to be racist, you could say because is your fucking thing.
03:32:51
You know what I'm saying?
03:32:52
Because they're black.
03:32:54
Are you in Pittsburgh? Yes.
03:32:57
You said the Steelers. That's you.
03:32:59
Yeah they look like Steelers because they're black.
03:33:03
Yeah I thought I never thought black.
03:33:06
You know a lot of the players are black.
03:33:08
So I would assume that they're they're black and they're Steelers.
03:33:11
You know I want to go to Pittsburgh
03:33:12
because why wouldn't they be black and Steelers.
03:33:16
You know because black people play football
03:33:18
and they're really good at football I don't think so.
03:33:21
About the same.
03:33:25
For they
03:33:27
you freak out the club because they dare to say hello.
03:33:32
If it rains when the ice serves, that to go
03:33:37
where in the world is Dr.
03:33:41
Drew? Yo, no, I never knew that.
03:33:44
I honestly never knew that.
03:33:46
I had no idea.
03:33:47
Well, that
03:33:49
you're not supposed to.
03:33:52
Say that you didn't hear the.
03:33:53
So I mentioned steel before that, but I also mentioned the penguin.
03:33:57
Penguins, I mentioned penguin.
03:33:59
I tried to drop some.
03:34:00
The only team that exists, there's the Steelers.
03:34:05
Air quality does not I that's.
03:34:07
I don't believe you.
03:34:08
I think that was a mistake.
03:34:09
That was a misdirect.
03:34:11
I think any big city is going to probably have that issue.
03:34:14
So not on any of those lists.
03:34:16
Any of your things.
03:34:18
Excuse me.
03:34:20
Fairbanks, Alaska.
03:34:21
Bakersfield.
03:34:25
What did I ask you for?
03:34:27
The worst air quality in the U.S.
03:34:29
Pittsburgh's not on this list.
03:34:32
Detroit. I never knew that.
03:34:34
I honestly never knew that Springfield.
03:34:38
Hold on.
03:34:40
Nope. You better check that
03:34:42
f grade top 15 most polluted region.
03:34:46
Oh, Seattle is looking at the top ten, which is Bakersfield, Visalia,
03:34:51
Fresno, Eugene, Los Angeles, Detroit, San Jose, Cleveland and Fairbanks.
03:34:56
Can't believe Fairbanks, Alaska is number ten.
03:34:59
I wouldn't expect that with all the trees and meat.
03:35:02
Probably just an industry pocket.
03:35:05
That's right in that situation.
03:35:07
Oh yeah, they're the beautiful English coal maybe.
03:35:11
Yeah. Who knows?
03:35:14
Detroit Warren Ann Arbor counts as one.
03:35:16
And I don't like that either.
03:35:17
To the people in Warren or Ann Arbor.
03:35:24
Man. Man.
03:35:29
I played this stinky again.
03:35:32
I never did find rate my rack.
03:35:35
I would have been cool.
03:35:35
It doesn't exist anymore.
03:35:37
There's a it's called rate.
03:35:39
My chick.
03:35:41
So I'll bring it up.
03:35:43
Apparently, somebody is having some fun.
03:35:47
This is what's at the domain.
03:35:48
No rate.
03:35:50
My chick.
03:35:53
And I'm not going to upload
03:35:54
a photo of my chick, because who in the fucking right mind would do that?
03:35:58
The domain went completely offline years ago, followed by the decline of the early
03:36:01
2000s web 2.0 trend of rate my blink websites.
03:36:06
You should know how you rate my face old people.
03:36:10
Facebook was called Fuck Book and it was literally if you yet
03:36:14
yet you know would you or not for your college.
03:36:17
They literally got the college yearbook,
03:36:20
put it online and asked the men because it was only the women.
03:36:23
Nobody cared about the men. And today they they added the men, obviously.
03:36:25
Right, that the single Winklevoss twins wrinkle boss Winklevoss
03:36:31
Winklevoss crinkle was
03:36:34
Christopher boss.
03:36:40
All right.
03:36:40
Do you have anything else would you like to wrap up?
03:36:42
One of us should wrap up since Gary doesn't.
03:36:45
Weird.
03:36:45
There is an active, completely literal commercial business
03:36:48
operating under the name Rate My Rack in Australia.
03:36:52
It is an independent warehouse compliance company that safety inspects and rates
03:36:56
heavy duty industrial pallet storage racking for businesses.
03:37:03
It's it's pretty.
03:37:07
Old. And when they started.
03:37:10
That's as unfortunate as going postal
03:37:13
in Royal Oak.
03:37:16
Where there's a there's a chain.
03:37:18
Yeah.
03:37:18
There's a chain of private shippers called Going Postal Life.
03:37:22
Hahaha. Funny thing, postal.
03:37:24
And they opened one in Royal Oak and people like, they ran it out of town.
03:37:27
Yeah.
03:37:28
That's sad because,
03:37:29
you know, back way back in the day, if young people don't know a postal worker
03:37:33
when postal, which is where the term came from, happened in Royal Oak, Michigan.
03:37:38
Oh, it actually happened there.
03:37:40
It did.
03:37:43
Yeah.
03:37:43
See, right now Virgin Galactic is down 6% down to $7.
03:37:47
So I can start buying in the morning
03:37:51
and read some of my shares and at a lower price.
03:37:54
Or I can wait even longer, which I'm pretty sure it's just going to start
03:37:57
dropping right back down, because that was a yeah, out of nowhere.
03:38:01
So 2 or $3 to $3 to $3, then, some of the hybrid space,
03:38:06
or space X to 350, and then all of a sudden it went to $8.
03:38:12
Whammo.
03:38:14
This is not a financial show.
03:38:15
We do not give financial advice.
03:38:17
No it's not, but that's what I'm doing and it's working for me.
03:38:22
I pocketed 12 grand fucking within the last fucking two days.
03:38:25
And you.
03:38:28
Do not in that way that I'm aware of.
03:38:32
Let me just hang on.
03:38:33
Let me check my pocket and I plan on doing it again.
03:38:35
And if I do it again, that's fucking huge.
03:38:39
Bigly.
03:38:41
So if I give you some money, you'll do that too.
03:38:43
If I can buy back in. No, I'm not going to do it for you.
03:38:46
If I can buy it back in at a lower rate,
03:38:49
I'm going to just ride the wave again until they start doing their test
03:38:52
flights and shit.
03:38:53
And all of that stigma is going to be like,
03:38:55
oh my God, something's happening.
03:38:58
People put their money in.
03:39:00
People also put their money in knowing that it's a volatile stock.
03:39:02
And so they know that they can't.
03:39:04
It's manipulated and manipulated, available
03:39:08
and so they can
03:39:08
ride that way, make money off of it, like when you're a human.
03:39:12
They actually kept I forgot you have to Google this,
03:39:16
but they kept out like a millisecond or a couple of milliseconds
03:39:20
that the computers can trade to make it fair to humans.
03:39:23
Oh, whatever. I don't give a shit.
03:39:26
By the time you click the button and it gets registered and it gets processed,
03:39:29
and then ain't going to be real time no matter what, right?
03:39:32
You need that, what's that terminal?
03:39:34
There's a terminal that costs a lot of money.
03:39:37
They also they also have a a channel, you know.
03:39:40
Yeah. It's called, You asshole.
03:39:43
Yeah.
03:39:45
Starts with a B, but I'm too fucking too late for me to remember what it is.
03:39:51
The, power broker broker terminal. It
03:39:56
broke back.
03:39:57
Terminal?
03:39:59
It's all over.
03:40:00
The Cooper has beaten off the challenge.
03:40:03
The Bloomberg
03:40:05
up like it's like $50,000 a month.
03:40:08
You get a Bloomberg terminal, then you can actually make transactions
03:40:11
in real time instead of being delayed like the common man and get screwed
03:40:14
like rabbit. It doesn't matter.
03:40:17
They're playing you.
03:40:18
You'll make a little money,
03:40:18
but they'll make a lot of money from your money eventually.
03:40:21
It doesn't matter.
03:40:22
It should.
03:40:29
All right.
03:40:31
We have no topic next week.
03:40:34
No money.
03:40:34
That's nothing new. Nope.
03:40:38
I have very little content coming.
03:40:40
I can't make shit anymore.
03:40:41
Growth lost all my avenues.
03:40:43
I am going to come next week.
03:40:47
Well, then.
03:40:51
I this attitude I did.
03:40:52
There. You come early right?
03:40:54
Spent I guess.
03:40:55
So you spent four hours making that.
03:40:59
Yeah, but that just goes on.
03:41:01
You mind goes on the whole show.
03:41:03
Okay.
03:41:05
Well fuck off.
03:41:05
Or do you fancy a little bit,
03:41:10
I'm just as pretentious as my lab coat.
03:41:13
And your confetti carry.
03:41:16
Say anything else on your sound drops?
03:41:19
Yeah, he says all kinds of shit.
03:41:21
Yeah, but it was for bringing some specific.
03:41:25
Whoa.
03:41:28
Yeah.
03:41:31
Egg roll? No.
03:41:37
13, 14 years old.
03:41:39
Oh. 14 year olds are high, right?
03:41:44
That was the kid that. Yeah.
03:41:48
Yeah.
03:41:48
I thought the kid was going to be his guest.
03:41:49
I let's thank you, Sean, for coming on.
03:41:51
I know we are a real show. We should actually do something. Yeah.
03:41:54
He was way better than any other guest.
03:41:56
No offense to every other guest, but, actually,
03:41:59
but he's gonna run away here thinking it will never come back.
03:42:02
I wonder why that.
03:42:03
No, he's gonna run away thinking, oh, no, I'm like, I'm one of, one of the many.
03:42:08
No, actually, like a little guy.
03:42:10
You know how, like, you know how the 40s, the the secretaries would have to screw
03:42:13
their wives?
03:42:14
I mean, their, bosses, and they would say, well,
03:42:17
we really couldn't say no because we don't want to lose our jobs.
03:42:21
You're kind of right.
03:42:22
That's that's the position that they're in.
03:42:23
But it's not for him to have sex with or whatever.
03:42:26
You said the secret.
03:42:30
It's be friendly.
03:42:32
Be on their stupid podcast. Oh, that's. Yeah.
03:42:34
So when I mentioned music to the choir, he did.
03:42:37
It was the only time he got quite, you know, did kind of go. Oh, no.
03:42:40
How does he know?
03:42:41
Because he's there and he's like, well, I don't I'm just hanging out here.
03:42:44
And the next thing you know, he's going to be like, well, Bonnie's there.
03:42:47
And Gary's gone.
03:42:47
I might as well just sexually assault her, you know?
03:42:51
But that was like, if you want
03:42:53
if you want to help Gary out and Bonnie out, if you want to,
03:42:55
if you want to fulfill Bonnie's wishes of not ever having a guest.
03:42:59
Stay over guest.
03:43:02
That's how you would do it, Gary.
03:43:04
You just gotta you gotta take one for the team.
03:43:09
And so does Sean.
03:43:10
Oh, I get it, I always did.
03:43:12
Were you and your man. Me? I like little boys.
03:43:15
Pee pee wee wee jibber.
03:43:16
I like to deliver them on the inside.
03:43:18
Do you like to play with stuffed animal jibber on my dirt floors?
03:43:23
That was really a productive segment, wasn't it?
03:43:27
I you know how great
03:43:30
that was.
03:43:30
Slides past gold.
03:43:32
That's funny, I enjoy that.
03:43:34
That's fun while it lasted.
03:43:35
But it was okay. Bye.
03:43:37
As above, so below.
03:43:39
Hey, Gary, have a nice day.
03:43:40
It's nice to have a good night to talk to you, buddy.
03:43:43
I'm really glad about something. Mom.
03:44:29
Whoa!
03:44:29
I forgot about the raid.
03:44:32
I've never been big screen.
03:44:34
Man, my hair is crazy.
03:44:35
I didn't comment, it's the only show.
03:44:37
I've never combed it.
03:44:39
Okay, we're going to raid Joey can only.
03:44:44
Just because
03:44:45
he's literally the only one that's,
03:44:48
There we go.
03:44:51
See you over there. See you next week.