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Or whatever you want to test to open the show with.
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We're rolling.
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What is the most reliable way to accumulate wealth?
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Also, what is blowing through the jasmine?
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In my mind?
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It doesn't matter.
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Time for me to head out on deck.
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Cruising has been a blast, and what I need
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next is five.
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Some side.
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Weather has been perfect all day.
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Drink is in my hand.
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I'm ready to lay and lounge.
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What now?
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I see there.
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Got a hold on to every spot.
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It doesn't make a difference if they use it or not.
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My blood is rising and I'm so shocked to see
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there's no open slots.
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Whoa!
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Oh, there's no one there.
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Whoa!
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Towels on the chairs.
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Here I stand in total despair.
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Whoa!
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Towels on the chair.
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Time for me to plot an attack.
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Now I'm sneaking into the laundry room
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to snack supplies.
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Surprise!
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You got a stack of towels?
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So I.
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I'll sneak out in the night like a whisper.
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Baby, it's all my
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this kind.
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I'm gonna hold on to every spot.
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It doesn't make a difference if I use it or not.
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The sun is rising.
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And folks are shocked to see
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there's no open slots.
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Oh, there's no one there.
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Whoa!
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Towels on the chair.
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Take my stand.
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You better be aware.
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Whoa!
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Towels on the chairs.
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Towels on the chairs.
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Here's.
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Everything.
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Oh, I'm gonna hold on every spot.
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You won't win this fight with the linens I brought.
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Whoa!
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There's no one there.
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Whoa!
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Towels on the chairs.
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Take my stand.
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You'd better be.
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Where? Whoa!
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Towels on the chairs.
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Whoa!
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There's no one there.
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Whoa!
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Towels on the chairs.
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Take my stand.
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You'd better be.
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Where?
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Whoa!
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Time I move on the chair.
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You. The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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It's just a scripted comedy show.
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These guys are not experts,
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doctors, lawyers, therapists,
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or even particularly well-adjusted.
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Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm,
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or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people events is purely coincidental and kind of hilarious.
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They are not a response for emotional damage, cognitive
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dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urge to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from H.R.
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will be hearing about this. By the way.
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Hi, Dave.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing,
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or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed in front of a live studio
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audience. And.
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All right.
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Time to roll up our sleeves.
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Summer breeze,
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by the way, has the answer.
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The second question to answer the first question is live within your means.
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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This is our work show.
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It's a labor of love.
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The most reliable way to accumulate wealth.
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Wait till you, inherit, fortune.
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Hope you hit the lottery.
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Embezzlement.
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Blackmail. Larceny.
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How about a Ponzi scheme or some sort of scam?
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I think the most honest way
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to make a living these days
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is for, well, honest.
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An honest day's work.
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I chose labor a long time ago, and,
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I chose it for the fitness.
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Really? Also, I didn't want to.
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My my options were sit in a cubicle with fluorescent tubes
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and staring into a screen, or, getting out there and using my body.
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And a lot of people.
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Well, I think I would turn into a flat fat blob
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if I didn't work for a living.
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So there's that.
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So, the lawful
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transfer of, goods
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and or providing services
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is the actual answer to,
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to the the proper, reliable way to accumulate wealth
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and just being a productive member of society.
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Get a job.
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And of course, living within your means.
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It's the only way to actually.
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It's the only way to make it sustainable.
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There there are other ways to use the word work.
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Standard Newtonian physics.
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Say, there's a formula.
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W equals f times d where
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w is work, F is force, and d is distance.
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Now that's if you're pushing in a straight line.
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And, this is the most basic, simple definition of work.
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There is.
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And,
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if you're not pushing in a straight line, by the way, you need the cosine of theta.
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But since, my trigonometry,
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school teacher in 10th grade, had a speech impediment
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where he pronounced, t-h sounds that he couldn't make the sound.
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And so it was it always sounded like an F, so I thought the Greek letter
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was the zero with the line through the middle was theta,
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which would be pronounced should be spelled exactly the same way
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as the the crumbled cheese on top of, a Greek salad, feta cheese.
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Now,
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pharmaceuticals claiming to work differently,
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including but not limited to differing chemical composition.
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It could just be, the excipients, which are inactive ingredients
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such as binders, coatings
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or fillers, delivery systems, target pathways or biological complexity.
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And I have a problem with this because I've heard
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several pharmaceutical ads saying they work differently.
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Or worse yet, what really
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grinds my years is if they say they were different.
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Because if the the adjective different
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is describing the verb work,
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then they need it needs to be an adverb which ends in ly.
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So, a few, things from my past,
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the 2004 Princeton School called the going to work questions
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and, going to work.
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There's a well, there's a couple things that are, Detroit is blue collar town
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going to work is what we're talking about today.
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Not just the the simple physics working rules,
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force times, distance and times
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the cosine of theta.
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It's at any time you go
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to be a productive member of society and,
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and gain, all, employment, gainful employment.
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That's that. Would you call it a check?
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Gosh, I can never read those.
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Anyway, so it doesn't necessarily
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only include.
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Physical manual labor.
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And I want to I want to point this out because there's a
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there are a lot of things.
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So go back to the going to work pistons or bad boys to is they called them.
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The entertainment industry
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is one of the best the most well compensated.
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Were places for areas where you can work,
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actors and rock stars are paid
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handsomely for their work and they do work for it.
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Hey, pro athletes have to train their bodies.
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Talented, artists,
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have that that talent that that the rest of us don't seem to have.
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And they have to hone it and train that as well.
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And so since it is eligible to,
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generate a lot, please answer with any.
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They should be well compensated for it.
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Now, every parent
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hopes for a better future for their you ever.
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So my grandfather, who was a truck driver
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for the Great Depression, worked for the same company for 54 years.
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Never an accident.
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There's so much to the ticket.
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But he was a delivery driver,
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and he was able to, with his income,
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send my father to Lawrence
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Technical University to get a Bachelor of science in business,
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so that when I graduated high school, I was able to
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then get the
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the modern equivalent to my father's Bachelor of science,
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Bachelor of science in, in, in Business and Information technology.
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So I ended up pursuing a career
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more similar to my grandfather, despite having the same degree as my father.
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And so I ended up being a delivery driver.
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And that is an honest living.
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And, it's hard work and doesn't pay a whole lot, but
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seems to me that it's me thus far.
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And then I retired and
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and now I, I'm still doing the manual labor more of an entry level position.
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I took a major pay cut, but standard of living where I live
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on the boondocks, is much higher for much cheaper.
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So here I am.
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It's not a success story.
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Don't don't confuse this.
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I'm barely scraping by,
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and it would be nice to have one of those entertainment paychecks,
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but my my one entertainment avenue
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is this large cast, and we don't make a dime.
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People who choose not
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to, sell their manual labor.
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Wisely choose,
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in some cases, to go to the gym after work so that they at least get some exercise.
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And that is that is a good thing, I think.
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But it seems to me, waste
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because we could use
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burning those calories and using that energy
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in the labor force.
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But but
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yeah, yeah.
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One of my favorite bands comes
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with one of my least favorite stories at work,
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and I mentioned this on a prior blogcast, but I'll just, briefly mention it again.
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One of the most famous songs is The Land Down Under,
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and they,
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they use the
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well known melody for the Kookaburra
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song, which was, a children's song.
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It was in the,
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I had a music class when I was in elementary school
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where the whole class would walk single file down the hall.
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Tiger numbers, and we would go to the music class.
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And part of the curriculum included the school where song.
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We learned to sing it, and we we knew the melody and when,
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the Land Down Under came out as a song, radio hit,
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I recognize it immediately and associated with Australia and and it worked.
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It was a very good song.
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Well, they had several good hits,
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but they spent a lot of their success, their the, the money that they earned
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from that, you know, fancy houses and cars
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and trips and the, the good life.
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And so these guys, Colin and his partner that that the joined up
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to make men at work,
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who didn't check if the copyright was owned
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and it would have been difficult.
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This is pre-internet.
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Well, it turns out it was owned by the very company
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that writes the curriculum for elementary school music classes.
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So the the company
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that holds the the rights to the Kookaburra song
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that actually wrote the curriculum for my elementary school music class,
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sued men at work
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for more than they were worth because they had spent most of it.
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So at the end of this legal ordeal,
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they found themselves in massive debt,
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and it was too much for Colin Hayes partner to bear.
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And he took his own life.
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Colin Hay was able to make a successful solo career.
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I remember he was on scrubs, where he played an acoustic guitar
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and one of their, most famous men at work songs, overkill.
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And until Zach Braff grabbed his guitar, his acoustic guitar and smashed it.
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And to which Colin Hanks said, yeah, I know other songs.
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I thought it was funny,
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so that was good. So.
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So, I want to mention indentured
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indentured servitude and slavery because,
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a lot of people will say that slavery was one of the greatest evils of all time,
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but you wouldn't think so if you lived in feudal days
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where if you were poor in feudal days, you could starve to death.
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But a slave was a valuable possession, and they would not starve to death.
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So between being poor in the feudal days
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and being a slave in the feudal days, it was actually.
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More favorable to be a slave.
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And I'd be remiss if I didn't include the yin to the work yang.
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And there's rest, relaxation, and recreation.
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That would be a great topic for next week.
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But no, we're just going to cover right here, right now.
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And, I was going to I was going to put forward
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that we have recreation be the, the topic for next week.
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But then I looked at it and it is identical to the word recreate ation,
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which I,
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I don't even know if that's a it's
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not a terribly useful word, but but it does look like a different word.
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So we'll go with rest or relaxation.
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Rest. I've got a theory.
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And this involves dreams and you may or may not have heard this one before.
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Stop me if you've heard of this.
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When you dream,
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you know how blind people use that part of their brain
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to expand their other senses and,
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and when they say we use 10% of our brain, that was an old wives tale.
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We use 100% of our brain.
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And if you're not using part of your brain, it gets used by another process.
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Well, my theory about dreaming
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is it is your brain's natural defense mechanism
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to preserve our conscious,
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sense perception when it's not being in use.
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Since your brain takes over parts of your the parts of itself that aren't in use,
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the part that we use, our
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conscious sensory perception,
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while we sleep.
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And so it activates.
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So that doesn't get taken over in the form of dreams.
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That's my theory.
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I don't I don't have any scientific evidence to back this up,
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but that's just my theory.
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Roll the clip. Ready?
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Wondered how books are made for the purposes of this film.
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Please answer with an inquisitive yes or quietly say nothing.
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Most books are produced in a room such as this one, something called a building.
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First, a typesetter must type out the contents.
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Yes, so the letters can be properly arranged for printing.
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He must be careful not to type any of the six forbidden words.
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Their insurance policy won't cover another accident or something.
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Next, Barnaby arranges the blocks of text onto individual pages.
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The order doesn't seem to matter, at least not to Barnaby.
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Then the text is gently bludgeoned.
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This not only helps to obscure typos, but also softens the letters
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to give them a sultry, almost erotic feel.
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Next, the plate is lightly brushed down to remove any stray
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honeybees and then placed inside the word itch.
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If the brush didn't get those bees, this searing heat surely will.
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Now it's after printing all the Marie checks a sample page.
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Good. The pages are almost large enough.
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Good.
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The pages are almost large enough.
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That's some good work there.
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Good work, if you can get it.
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So let's roll up our sleeves
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and get after this.
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There we go.
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This isn't as cool as when,
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draw shaved a Hitler mustache, but that was my visual effect.
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But, Brady, you look so freaking sexy with the safety vest and helmet.
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My goodness.
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Looking good.
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I can't do,
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I can't hear me either.
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Oh, okay.
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There we go.
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I do have to put you to work.
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Hey, how's that for two pages?
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Monologue.
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But, I'm gonna put you to work looking at the arts program
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and, I know I overuse certain phrases.
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This one is, to embarrass myself.
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Nonconsecutive.
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Okay.
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Asians, how many times in its history
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have I used the phrase nonconsecutive occasions?
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It's not a trivia question.
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I don't know the answer.
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But,
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I did have a guy living here that was unemployed and homeless,
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and he put in some work on the farm, and I appreciate it.
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Sean, you were also the best guest,
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in history.
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A friend I'm having him
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sit here beside me today,
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but, I refused to.
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Oh, here we go.
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So my uses of nine consecutive occasions.
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Let's go.
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Let's hear me embarrass myself.
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I keep coming up.
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I repeated the Roman army on several nonconsecutive occasions.
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Yeah, I knew I said that too much.
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And that particular fan helped them
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win. And.
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Not true.
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I opened the show in song on several nonconsecutive occasions.
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That's true.
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I have.
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Yes, many, many more.
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Yeah. So.
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Yeah. So I do that.
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So anyway, I was going to have Sean sit next to me on this show,
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and when I sent him a text of my idea of how I wanted him to share
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his unique perspective on work, because last week he was working
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with diver Don, who has connections with all these golf courses.
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He swims in the water hazards and pulls out golf balls
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at a dollar a pop you find a thousand golf balls.
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I didn't do the math on this, but I think you have quite a sum of money,
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a thousand.
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I know it was cute that you got it though.
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And and he worked on the farm the whole week too.
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So, I mean, he's he's done a lot of work around here.
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I don't even recognize the place.
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So, you guys should probably head on out and see the changes.
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Well, not draw, George. Never been here.
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That's almost weird.
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It is weird.
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I've been displaced women in the Clinton River.
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But, yes, I had two separate,
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not nonconsecutive occasions.
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Yeah, I knew I said it way too much.
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I knew it,
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and I set myself up to embarrass myself.
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This is a lot.
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I haven't.
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Oh. She's it.
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Since experiencing homelessness, my friend has stayed with me
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and my family on three different occasions.
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Oh, urinating, homeless.
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It's not nine consecutive.
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No, I didn't know how to spell nonconsecutive.
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Oh. You're adorable.
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But you came up with one times, a thousand,
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and then by night on a couple
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of occasions, to the point where my.
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Oh, okay.
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So it's not as bad as a load
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31 times.
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Let's just say that.
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Without looking up the right thing.
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So his unique perspective on labor.
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But he, he worked hard around here and,
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and he enjoyed the work.
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It seemed to,
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the kid, the kids got a little bipolar
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going on or some sort of manic,
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schizophrenia. So,
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early in the morning, I'd hear him muttering to himself
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like, or or
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screaming loud profanities running home and objects.
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Wait, what do you mean?
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Oh, wait.
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Okay, so this is where things get confusing.
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We the show already has the kid,
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but I call anybody younger than me a kid.
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Absolutely.
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Everybody just pretentious of you.
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It is pretentious.
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But, no,
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Sean did good work around the farm,
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and I appreciated having him out here.
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Know you get your work gloves.
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Holy cow. Those. Yeah. Let's see. Nice.
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It's even got the.
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Second.
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Yeah. Reinforced fingertips.
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Oh, is that so?
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You can touch the screen.
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And have a silver.
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Okay.
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Yeah. Those look really nice.
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My my work gloves.
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You might recognize my work gloves.
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I've got Mickey Mouse gloves on.
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Those are safety gloves.
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Minor work gloves.
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Oh, right.
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Right.
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Okay.
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I was able to share those. That was.
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That was another embarrassing moment in history.
00:27:19
I got the lotto that show.
00:27:23
You have.
00:27:23
So you have an excessive amount of PPE.
00:27:26
Is does it become unsafe, especially in an environment that you don't need it?
00:27:30
It's funny you say that at that very moment
00:27:32
I was unable to function with my gloves on.
00:27:34
I had to take them off. All right. Nice.
00:27:39
But no, this is, classic PPE.
00:27:43
Classic. I have,
00:27:45
I have, orange ear protectors that have to be visible.
00:27:51
But I don't have those in because then I wouldn't be able to hear.
00:27:54
So I watched The Brady Indoor show last week, and,
00:27:58
I found out that, I missed,
00:28:01
where in the drawer is German?
00:28:03
Jordan and Virgo.
00:28:05
We, I did find out by by watching
00:28:08
the Brady Andor show that he was in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
00:28:12
And that's a blue collar working town,
00:28:16
very much like Detroit.
00:28:19
Oh. Well, yeah, it's it's not very good.
00:28:23
Right?
00:28:23
You didn't specifically say the steel industry went away, but you said the there
00:28:27
because you were still hinting at the name of the city,
00:28:31
and you said their industry had gone away.
00:28:33
Do they no longer make steel in Pittsburgh?
00:28:36
China.
00:28:38
Oh, it's in China? No.
00:28:39
Well, Mike's here in the metropolitan Detroit area.
00:28:44
A lot of our,
00:28:47
economy is driven by the automotive industry.
00:28:50
And even as I was delivering was for Snapple.
00:28:54
Somewhere down the chain, it was it
00:28:58
the automotive industry, like, whether the dealership or,
00:29:01
manufacturing factory or the corporate offices?
00:29:05
It was it would get there.
00:29:07
And very few, like, degrees of Kevin Bacon
00:29:12
and, and now I, I,
00:29:16
I simply process parts for the automotive industry
00:29:19
very directly.
00:29:25
That was what a that's all I had to share right there.
00:29:27
Yeah. No, that was boring.
00:29:28
That's why there was no follow up.
00:29:30
Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah.
00:29:31
But you're not in Pittsburgh this time.
00:29:35
You're,
00:29:37
You went parasailing, are you?
00:29:39
Paragliding?
00:29:41
No, but this is, pretty incredible height.
00:29:45
Kind of fun.
00:29:45
The rest of this video, because it does not show everything.
00:29:48
Everything. But, I mean,
00:29:51
who's looking at what here?
00:29:54
Oh, yeah.
00:29:58
Sorry.
00:29:59
Oh, I'm looking at that.
00:30:01
I'm looking at this helicopter here.
00:30:03
Niko did,
00:30:06
spin it for of the company.
00:30:15
There are people who get in
00:30:17
the helicopter accidents on accident, man.
00:30:21
At least he's all tucked in to his little like.
00:30:24
Like a little bag, right?
00:30:27
That's.
00:30:27
That's to make sure they can find all the body parts and,
00:30:34
Oh, no, it's a woman.
00:30:36
She's screaming.
00:30:40
I mean, sure, that's terrible, but at the same time, scream
00:30:42
better have a better scream when you're in distress, lady.
00:30:45
And I.
00:30:48
I love there it is.
00:30:51
That's pretty cool. That's better.
00:30:54
Wait, that's a cartoon cloud.
00:30:55
What just happened?
00:30:58
Oh, come true.
00:31:00
Oh, is that her?
00:31:01
Is that what's left of her?
00:31:02
Hang glider?
00:31:05
Why does that cloud look like a perfect she's. It.
00:31:10
I've been looking all my life for the perfect cheese.
00:31:12
It right up.
00:31:22
So she's flying over the Australian Alps near Queensland.
00:31:26
Dwarf.
00:31:26
She survived a midair collision with a small sightseeing plane that slice
00:31:30
through her canopy. Obviously,
00:31:33
I know the rules all over.
00:31:36
You can't just exchange information.
00:31:38
You can't just keep. Right? Yeah.
00:31:40
Excuse me.
00:31:41
I just assume that this is going to, like, they were maybe just going to loop back
00:31:44
around and catch her, you know, in the passenger seat.
00:31:47
Yeah. Perfect scene before.
00:31:50
Yeah. Yes.
00:31:53
And so what, you're successful.
00:31:54
You successfully deployed her reserve parachute.
00:31:57
You least got. I try it right.
00:31:58
If you're in this situation, would you loop back around and go,
00:32:01
you know, what can I do? I guess I can try.
00:32:04
I've seen
00:32:04
you end up smashing into her, cutting her into a million different.
00:32:07
You think it was right?
00:32:09
Yeah, but no, I've seen Bugs Bunny do it so
00:32:14
might as well try it.
00:32:20
Cessna 172 sightseeing plane.
00:32:26
Authorities launched an investigation into the 28 year
00:32:29
old pilot, who claimed he did not see her in time to avoid the strike.
00:32:32
Yeah, dude.
00:32:33
So I started.
00:32:35
You probably looking down the whole time, right?
00:32:36
Because that's like, that's why you're flying.
00:32:38
And, I started drone piloting for the first time.
00:32:42
Yeah, yeah. Last week.
00:32:43
I am now a drone pilot,
00:32:45
and you don't see thing like, you really don't see things
00:32:48
that you think you would see. Birds, wires, trees.
00:32:50
No problem. Other planes, no problem.
00:32:53
Parachute are probably no problem.
00:32:55
But going that fast if that plane was turning
00:32:59
and you'd just like when you drive and then all of a sudden
00:33:01
there's a deer up north
00:33:03
and then for the next two weeks, you totally pay attention to for deer,
00:33:06
but maybe you get a little bit lazy, you know, you're flying your plane,
00:33:10
you make it, turn it up. He's not supposed to be there.
00:33:12
She's not supposed to. Right?
00:33:14
I don't even look for people in the sky.
00:33:17
Yeah.
00:33:19
Do you look for birds in the sky?
00:33:21
No. I don't care when the bees are.
00:33:26
Oh, is that a Segway?
00:33:29
Is it?
00:33:30
Yeah it is. I saw her check this out.
00:33:32
This is ridiculous. Unmuted, please.
00:33:36
Supposedly. What it is. No.
00:33:38
Yeah. Right there. Back it up. Hold on.
00:33:39
They knocked down.
00:33:41
Wait. Where's that?
00:33:42
Is that
00:33:44
what is.
00:33:45
Do you see the stache on this one? Can you.
00:33:47
Can you see that I don't I don't see it.
00:33:49
Is it, is it trying to grow. That is it, is it.
00:33:52
I mean, that's fine.
00:33:53
If he she.
00:33:58
Yeah.
00:34:00
There's, there's supposedly
00:34:01
that we're working on the building and get your grammar dropped.
00:34:05
Yeah. Because there's.
00:34:07
Yeah.
00:34:07
Cuz that that sound like supposedly it's Yeah.
00:34:10
There's more, there's there's more hits after that.
00:34:13
It hits us on YouTube, but I think it's worth it.
00:34:18
What?
00:34:19
The mustache on the word.
00:34:22
Christ.
00:34:22
I can't, it's enough.
00:34:25
And they knock down a hive or something.
00:34:27
I don't know.
00:34:28
And I think the Queen fell into my car or said, the Queen was already in your car.
00:34:33
Look in the mirror or oh boy, like the side mirror.
00:34:39
Or maybe she's dead in my car.
00:34:42
I don't know, but they don't want to leave, so I think she's stuck.
00:34:47
Yeah, maybe the Queen's in your car.
00:34:49
Maybe.
00:34:51
I think she's maybe two.
00:34:53
Maybe you just.
00:34:56
Yeah.
00:34:56
Seriously, you ask the question, but we didn't get the answer.
00:34:58
Which way? Which way are we going here?
00:35:01
Just stuck.
00:35:03
I hate these word
00:35:06
in between.
00:35:07
The word crime at this point.
00:35:09
Is he. She.
00:35:13
In the mirror,
00:35:14
mirror.
00:35:15
It's smack.
00:35:18
That guy.
00:35:19
He's not even a beekeeper.
00:35:20
He's just like, dude, this is so cool.
00:35:22
I'm tripping. I'm shrooms. This is so cool.
00:35:25
It is Jersey.
00:35:28
Oh, wait.
00:35:29
No, he.
00:35:30
Sorry. He's got his gloves on.
00:35:31
Let me prepare for the bees.
00:35:34
Oh, yeah.
00:35:34
I gotta take my.
00:35:37
Oh, I hate.
00:35:40
I'm going to shit my pants.
00:35:41
It sure is.
00:35:42
Dressed up like a cowboy or a cop.
00:35:47
The white him,
00:35:50
supposedly that we're working on the building.
00:35:52
Yeah, we just wanted to hear that again.
00:35:54
Supposedly, I forgot to.
00:35:59
I was nervous.
00:36:04
Chimneys, chimneys?
00:36:06
Oh, these people weren't.
00:36:08
You know, where in the world is draw?
00:36:12
You? Well, this boy comes in on the flight down in our yard.
00:36:19
You say about it is ashes 2000 story hits.
00:36:24
A drop like that clears up where he's been.
00:36:28
But the loudest thing about him is the closet that he's in.
00:36:33
Well, tell me where in the world Richard drew.
00:36:37
Yo, Georgia.
00:36:41
I'm actually just home, so
00:36:44
this is all the more
00:36:46
disappointing, unsatisfying bullshit, right?
00:36:50
Yeah. That's like quitting the farm capital.
00:36:53
Just decided it's the.
00:36:55
You at least wrap it up and then I'm wrapping it
00:36:58
right up 37 Lake Superior, Lake Michigan.
00:37:02
I think we're on a lake.
00:37:04
Do you hear me?
00:37:05
Maybe, bordering Michigan, they have 83 counties, 539 school district.
00:37:11
I personally can't like that of Grand Rapids.
00:37:15
And don't forget about land.
00:37:17
Oh, those are the big cities located in.
00:37:22
Oh, wait.
00:37:23
Yeah, that's why I know I didn't I 70, I-75,
00:37:26
Interstate 94, and Interstate 96.
00:37:29
Those are the interstates of Michigan.
00:37:31
They have 276 cities, 257 villages,
00:37:36
and 1240 townships.
00:37:39
This is a wrap about Michigan, Michigan.
00:37:47
Yep, that's the one.
00:37:49
That's also where I am.
00:37:50
Yeah, we'll have more him going forward.
00:37:53
Okay.
00:37:53
Detroit was a blue collar town.
00:37:56
Is it like more of a black collar town now?
00:37:59
I think it's still a pretty blue collar town.
00:38:02
Yeah.
00:38:03
I'm like, well, it's not a white collar town.
00:38:06
I think the
00:38:08
I mean,
00:38:09
there's not a lot of jobs in Detroit is I think the joke there.
00:38:12
Oh, I see it's an unemployed town.
00:38:15
And what if you're pushing some, pushing a straight line
00:38:18
about doing York Times
00:38:21
cosine of theta?
00:38:23
What if you're pushing in a gay line?
00:38:26
Yeah, yeah.
00:38:27
Happy pride month.
00:38:29
Yeah, I thought that was March.
00:38:31
I thought I was making that joke just so I could say Happy Pride month.
00:38:34
I was not saying happy pride months and making a gay joke, just saying,
00:38:38
you know. Oh.
00:38:41
Well, it's it's
00:38:43
never a bad time to feel pride.
00:38:48
It's always a bad time to feel pride.
00:38:51
Yeah.
00:38:52
Thankfulness is one of the reasons.
00:38:54
Yeah. I mean, yeah,
00:38:56
there's nothing wrong with being proud of an accomplishment,
00:38:58
but as soon as you're proud of yourself.
00:39:02
The problems.
00:39:05
Well, you know what else is accomplishment?
00:39:09
I feel pride about.
00:39:13
I'm proud of your accomplishment.
00:39:15
Yeah, yeah, you should be.
00:39:16
That is.
00:39:16
That is possible for it is,
00:39:20
well, human.
00:39:21
Yeah. I'm not terribly proud of you.
00:39:23
I'm proud of what you did.
00:39:25
What does that even mean? You know?
00:39:28
Yeah. I'm proud of you.
00:39:30
I'm proud of you. What does that even mean? I mean, how do you like.
00:39:32
I'm being so proud of you for something that you did.
00:39:35
Well, if you walk up onto your children doing something amazing
00:39:38
and you weren't able to help, but you want to let them know that you
00:39:40
somehow a part of it, you can, like, give them a little attaboy at a girl.
00:39:44
Yeah. What does that mean? I want to let you know.
00:39:46
I just wanna let you know that I've noticed your good works.
00:39:50
Like I understand your pride,
00:39:52
but how do you have pride in someone else
00:39:54
when you had nothing to do with
00:39:58
that? Right?
00:39:58
How can you take pride in that?
00:40:01
I'm so proud of you for what you've accomplished.
00:40:02
I am proud of you.
00:40:04
I was rewatching the Star Wars movies
00:40:06
and realized something mind blowing.
00:40:09
Yeah, so we know there are three trilogies,
00:40:12
but what if I told you three trilogies is actually wrong?
00:40:17
Think about, well, these are kind of a phantom menace.
00:40:20
We witnessed the rise of the first Skywalker.
00:40:23
Therefore the title should be Rise of Skywalker.
00:40:26
Okay, and attack of the clones.
00:40:29
The Sith plan their revenge, so the right title should be revenge of the Sith.
00:40:35
Correct?
00:40:35
While the clones actually attack in episode three, revenge of the Sith.
00:40:40
Wait, there's more than three movies?
00:40:43
Yeah, but that's not all.
00:40:46
In a new Hope when all nine are gone.
00:40:49
Yeah, there was this. There was.
00:40:50
I. You mean there was more than just episode one?
00:40:53
Episode two in episode three? Yeah. You're right.
00:40:55
It started out so far.
00:40:57
In fact, they just they just called this one a new Hope.
00:41:00
That is not, in fact, what it was called and thought was 97 Jar Jar Binks stuff.
00:41:05
And then after that, it just kind of, you know, went out the window.
00:41:08
Pretty sure it was just Star Wars stuff before
00:41:10
all that stuff, before those three
00:41:14
movies or.
00:41:15
No, just three that were after that were really before you are.
00:41:19
That would be a good time for like a Wrath of Khan joke or something like that.
00:41:23
But that's all right.
00:41:25
Luke marks their return.
00:41:27
So Luke marks their return.
00:41:29
That was the most clever he. You think he did that on purpose?
00:41:32
What am I, Richard? Mark?
00:41:34
Oh, I like, Mark Hamill for the right time.
00:41:38
Oh, I'm here to Jedi and the Empire Strikes Back.
00:41:43
Yoda teaches Luke to use the force.
00:41:45
So The Force Awakens while the return of the Jedi.
00:41:49
Yoda dies and Luke becomes the last Jedi.
00:41:54
Then, and The Force Awakens, the Empire returns as the First Order.
00:41:58
The Empire Strikes Back,
00:42:01
and in The Last Jedi, Rey's All Right,
00:42:04
so by the Jedi and New Hope.
00:42:07
Finally, in The Rise of Skywalker,
00:42:10
the ghost of Palpatine returns to threaten Palpatine.
00:42:13
Right?
00:42:13
Title The Phantom Menace.
00:42:17
All right, it all makes sense.
00:42:19
We're going to have to back it up and start again.
00:42:20
Let's do it again. Yeah, it all makes sense.
00:42:26
No. I got the anti nerd button.
00:42:33
Now do that.
00:42:35
But that was George Lucas.
00:42:36
What was I was rewatching this.
00:42:45
And I abandoned the chair every 15 minutes roughly.
00:42:48
Anyway. Yeah,
00:42:49
roughly. Yeah.
00:42:52
Yeah, yeah.
00:42:53
Hi, guys.
00:42:54
Yeah. Hi, guys.
00:42:57
Watch Hoshi here.
00:42:59
Please.
00:43:00
Please, please fix me.
00:43:02
Horse and death.
00:43:03
Always. Please, please.
00:43:07
Here it is.
00:43:08
Please, please, please,
00:43:13
some scientists
00:43:15
just found the biggest thing ever right after Elon Musk's ego.
00:43:19
It's a giant ring of matter out there in the cosmos.
00:43:22
A suspicious, most dangerous of galaxy clusters.
00:43:24
Matter diameter of 3 billion light years.
00:43:27
It's not just amazing.
00:43:28
When you see somebody, you say, hey, what's shouldn't exist.
00:43:32
Just exactly what did they observe and what does it mean?
00:43:34
I have a brief summary.
00:43:35
The new giant ring lies in the northern sky
00:43:38
near the Big Dipper, in the direction of the constellation Bortus.
00:43:42
No no no no, the big wreck right, right inside Uranus.
00:43:47
What?
00:43:49
Joined ring?
00:43:49
The giant ring.
00:43:50
Which is good, because let's be honest,
00:43:52
no one has any idea what brought us this or how to pronounce it.
00:43:54
The giant ring is about 7 billion light years away from us,
00:43:56
I believe, she said it.
00:43:58
Or 30,000,000,000,000km across.
00:44:00
You can't see it in the night sky because it's incredibly faint.
00:44:03
In fact, it's so fine that even the astrophysicists just said that
00:44:06
they inferred physicists didn't actually see it incredibly faint and talked with.
00:44:10
So faint.
00:44:11
Probably faint. In fact, it's so bright.
00:44:14
In fact, it's so Typekit, so faint, Typekit so awkward.
00:44:17
So what fact?
00:44:18
It so faintly talked, it so faintly talked,
00:44:21
so faint that even the astrophysics actually see it in something so faint
00:44:26
presence by looking at incredible objects called quasars that are behind the ring.
00:44:30
This data comes from the Sloan Digital Sky survey.
00:44:33
When the light from the quasars passes
00:44:34
through gas on its way to us, some colors are partly absorbed.
00:44:37
And this is uranium for the presence of gas.
00:44:39
What's important about gas, actually, most of the matter in
00:44:42
the universe is in form of gas, not in stars or planets.
00:44:45
The problem is loads up.
00:44:46
Oh, sorry.
00:44:46
Am I supposed to put on my, such a structure by mass exist?
00:44:49
Yes. We physicists can't believe what the universe began.
00:44:52
So I have that as part of my peepee.
00:44:53
But it isn't funny anymore. They ruined it.
00:44:56
26 pounds and the plasma cools and begins to clump its own stars
00:44:59
and galaxies and galaxy clusters and will be clouds of gas.
00:45:02
How big those clumps can get depends on how much time is passed.
00:45:05
And the great ring just shouldn't be that it's not compatible with the mathematics.
00:45:09
The authors of the new paper say it's an outlier at about Four Sigma,
00:45:12
meaning it's very unlikely to occur just coincidentally at the chance
00:45:15
of about 1 in 20,000.
00:45:16
And this is just the great ring alone.
00:45:18
This doesn't take into account
00:45:19
that astrophysicists have found other such big structures and astronomers
00:45:23
found the giant ring near the big room at Uranus, called the perfect ring.
00:45:27
Both of those have been found in the past years,
00:45:29
but have been other large structures which have been found earlier.
00:45:32
Already in 1991, they found a group of 34 quasars
00:45:35
about the same distance as the big ring that extends over 2 billion light years.
00:45:39
It's called the closest compositional quasar group since 2003.
00:45:42
Astrophysicists also know the Great Wall.
00:45:43
That's a collection of galaxies about a billion light years away from us,
00:45:46
that extends over 1.5 billion light years.
00:45:48
That, too, is larger than it should be.
00:45:50
None of these structures should exist.
00:45:52
And if you were to combine the statistical unlikeliness, it would be stunning.
00:45:55
The big ring alone has been reported as an outlier 5.2 sigma,
00:45:58
meaning it has a probability. I keep hearing all this complete,
00:46:01
improbable unlikeliness of things existing.
00:46:04
Yet here they are, right?
00:46:06
Yeah, but do you have an explanation?
00:46:08
The existence of you is pretty astronomical, right?
00:46:12
We that is one of the things that I was referring.
00:46:16
Do you have an explanation? Yes.
00:46:22
Well, we'd love to hear all about if it was the universe.
00:46:25
Oh, God, you wouldn't have anything in life.
00:46:28
Even the most unlikely thing is inevitable,
00:46:34
in fact.
00:46:35
But not with everyone.
00:46:36
Not at everybody's reality.
00:46:39
Only one line of that reality.
00:46:42
We don't get to experience the infinite universe.
00:46:44
That's retarded.
00:46:49
Right. So.
00:46:50
But those things happen in ours.
00:46:52
You're saying that the.
00:46:54
That's because an infinite number of unlikely things
00:47:00
can and do take place.
00:47:02
Therefore, we will witness at least a handful.
00:47:07
Well, like it's unlikely to win the lottery,
00:47:10
but you will hear about someone winning the lottery.
00:47:15
That was unlikely.
00:47:17
If I got to work. I don't play the lottery.
00:47:19
I don't know, man. Right, right.
00:47:22
I, I'm not going to win the lottery because I don't buy any tickets.
00:47:25
I think, lottery is a tax for people who are bad at math.
00:47:31
I was born from my mother's uterus in America
00:47:34
in the 70s, so I kind of already hit the lottery.
00:47:38
3 million to have a kid by chance.
00:47:40
And that doesn't factor in all the other big strong.
00:47:42
Just what does that mean?
00:47:43
No one. Well, of course I missed out. It's not.
00:47:45
Many of those observations come from the same group around. Roger.
00:47:48
Close out the universe.
00:47:50
They've been criticized for how they calculate
00:47:51
the statistical significance of their observations.
00:47:54
The problem is quite similar to the problem of, oh, see, we cut to the chase.
00:47:57
We knock, knock. Who's there?
00:47:58
Gary, the more details you ask about the event or structure
00:48:01
whose likeliness you want to start when you put this video, right.
00:48:03
I mean, why just search for X?
00:48:05
Why not search for the shape of a giraffe?
00:48:07
Well, I dunno, a middle
00:48:08
finger could do all these things and the more you try to stop them.
00:48:12
Okay, good.
00:48:13
It was that easy.
00:48:14
It was that easy.
00:48:14
Those are for who?
00:48:17
No. We've heard.
00:48:18
No, they should be allowed to go.
00:48:20
I need my Sabena Fedex man of the week and we're good.
00:48:26
That makes no sense.
00:48:29
How did you scare your friend off your new buddy?
00:48:32
Okay. Oh.
00:48:33
They're gone.
00:48:34
That was it. Just.
00:48:35
It was it was it last week's show?
00:48:38
You know what he was like one of many.
00:48:40
And like,
00:48:42
he's like, I don't want to be that. Wow.
00:48:45
If you're going to catch a negative show,
00:48:48
the one and only one that we did on Satan.
00:48:53
Holy crap.
00:48:54
What a. Oh he's. Yeah, man.
00:48:57
No, no, I don't think he's a believer.
00:49:00
A Satan fearing man.
00:49:04
I just think it was, the negative connotations
00:49:06
to go along with Satan and shaving a Hitler mustache and that kind of stuff.
00:49:11
What's wrong with that? You don't know.
00:49:13
You don't check it anyway,
00:49:15
I think we tend to be a little cynical.
00:49:21
Yeah.
00:49:22
I'm thinking, like, you don't think it might have been the no.
00:49:24
All of our third chair that basically accosted him
00:49:27
and compared him to every other stray.
00:49:31
But I clean this up here. There's really.
00:49:33
This is good girl.
00:49:34
Well, I try not to, like, toy with them much because, But
00:49:38
I started realizing what I was doing because I'm like, oh, that didn't work.
00:49:42
I'm like, well, he attacked you, right?
00:49:44
For just moving on and
00:49:47
looks like you're fine.
00:49:49
We're all unique individuals, and comparing
00:49:52
anybody to anybody else is, is bound to be an unfair comparison.
00:49:57
Oh, hold on, since I brought that up, to be clear,
00:49:59
he was making fun of you, Gary, not the strays.
00:50:03
I don't I know he okay.
00:50:04
I just want to.
00:50:05
I wanted to be clear on that, but he don't want anybody. He.
00:50:09
Maybe he's just not a freeloader.
00:50:11
He by far was your best houseguest.
00:50:12
He kind of knew. I don't know. He just knew we would talk.
00:50:15
And the things that he added in on were, oh, he'll have a million views next week.
00:50:19
It was good. No, it was good.
00:50:21
Yeah, he was fantastic.
00:50:23
Was he more attractive than a kid?
00:50:25
I are you oh, but what about the dis here?
00:50:29
He he, as a homeless person that is unemployed,
00:50:34
chose today to not live in my more or less barn.
00:50:38
Would you consider that on,
00:50:41
just a floor, so maybe not.
00:50:44
Yeah, but it's got a roof. I would say. Now he's homeless.
00:50:47
It does have a roof, you know, but he he's opting to sleep in his truck,
00:50:51
which you also had on, just in the truck farm here.
00:50:55
So you think you'll be back tomorrow?
00:50:56
Yeah.
00:50:56
We've brought beer, but he acted instead of having access to laundry.
00:51:01
The kitchen.
00:51:02
Bathroom, you know. Do you do.
00:51:05
You can wash his clothes somewhere in the night.
00:51:08
And you were standing over him, staring.
00:51:11
This is in the show trash, so he shouldn't be sharing it.
00:51:15
Running water.
00:51:17
So see what he's after?
00:51:20
Instead of having access to all these things, he's definitely watching.
00:51:23
Or today or tomorrow to live in his truck.
00:51:27
Which was which he could have just lived in, in my driveway or back here.
00:51:33
And hopefully, hopefully he doesn't watch
00:51:35
the other show, the older shows to see what he just barely avoided.
00:51:38
I mean, he's so lucky.
00:51:40
No lotion full.
00:51:41
So to two things happened.
00:51:44
Either you did something that completely scared him away,
00:51:47
or I would walk around your property and look for any kind of, like, loose dirt
00:51:51
and kind of get up and check for, Yeah.
00:51:56
Oh. So this is where the bodies.
00:51:59
Maybe because
00:52:01
I don't know.
00:52:02
I don't want to stay here in this is better than my truck.
00:52:07
No, I don't want to stay in your driveway at all.
00:52:09
I'm going to go bring in a random.
00:52:11
Literally.
00:52:12
The buns are buried in my backyard.
00:52:16
All right, you guys have the fence, right?
00:52:19
Investigators say the 29.
00:52:20
No, I don't think he was trouble.
00:52:23
I think he's trouble.
00:52:25
That was me trying to change the subject.
00:52:26
I failed, he seemed okay. Good job.
00:52:28
He seemed like he didn't belong in the position that he's in.
00:52:31
I can't say that for all of your houseguests, but, yeah,
00:52:35
he seems like he's overcompensating criminal.
00:52:38
He doesn't have drug addiction issues yet.
00:52:44
But, his trouble is between his ears,
00:52:48
he's got he's got what?
00:52:50
The schizophrenia.
00:52:50
He's going out the
00:52:53
he's got a vision issues.
00:52:54
What? Yeah. That's that's. Bro.
00:52:56
How long have you known this person or are these people we like to hear two weeks.
00:53:01
Two weeks?
00:53:02
And how many and how many people were you introduced to inside their.
00:53:07
Oh, I got I got to know two to Sean's.
00:53:12
He he thought he had you.
00:53:14
He was like, I'm going to someone
00:53:15
fucking live at this guy's place and then fucking take him for all he has.
00:53:18
And he he looked around and was like, shit, there's nothing to take.
00:53:20
I got to go. I don't have anything to say.
00:53:22
He's like that shit.
00:53:23
He's going to document everything publicly.
00:53:26
Yeah, people say that.
00:53:27
I'm going to be nice to you.
00:53:29
How much support I bring in.
00:53:31
What are they gonna steal?
00:53:33
I don't have anything, I got nothing.
00:53:36
Yeah, you you you didn't steal anything.
00:53:39
You just buy them a car. Even if they don't.
00:53:42
Even if they came through.
00:53:44
I know it's like, take advantage of my generosity.
00:53:47
And that's what.
00:53:48
That's what like that breaks text.
00:53:50
That's what makes it so hurtful to me. It's like.
00:53:53
So to be clear,
00:53:54
we're not reading the breakup text because it was text to the not show chat.
00:53:57
Right. So we're not going to read that.
00:53:58
Right. Let's break up.
00:54:00
But that's what he left.
00:54:01
Right.
00:54:02
He doesn't know the words that the gentleman I think
00:54:07
I think qualifies as a comment.
00:54:09
It's a commentary on the show.
00:54:11
And apparently we are inflammatory.
00:54:14
Is that a worker?
00:54:15
A shoot brother?
00:54:19
How are you gonna.
00:54:19
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:54:22
So we do have comments.
00:54:24
Okay, good.
00:54:25
But I can't read it.
00:54:27
Okay. Well, let's.
00:54:28
That sucks for the show.
00:54:30
Let's move on.
00:54:31
Yeah, that's that's kind of a some other comments, but here's a
00:54:34
look at you just in case somebody does find out what the comment is.
00:54:38
Yeah.
00:54:39
Let me tell you something brother.
00:54:41
Didn't I put a statement I'm pretty sure there's a statement.
00:54:43
Oh yeah. This show has rants right in the name.
00:54:45
We have been called to inflammatory, but for us it's therapeutic, not swollen.
00:54:49
We will continue to inflame signed flange rants management. Hi.
00:54:53
This is for.
00:54:57
We could take the high road.
00:55:00
Yeah, I usually do.
00:55:01
Too late for that.
00:55:04
I'm going to get down in the dirt like you're supposed to be like.
00:55:08
But so.
00:55:09
So to paraphrase without saying too much, we have inspired him,
00:55:13
so that is fine.
00:55:13
Yeah, it's it really does sound like his work.
00:55:16
Yeah. He's.
00:55:16
We must find this channel and support it.
00:55:21
He needed that last bit of confidence
00:55:22
to start his own channel and we're it.
00:55:26
He said take one of these dick fucks can do it.
00:55:29
I can do it. Correct. Yeah. What is that about?
00:55:31
He's going to start his own channel.
00:55:33
Like from his or.
00:55:35
Yep, right out of his truck.
00:55:37
So I mean I this one on may I take this time
00:55:40
to do a little bit of Thursday production meeting live on air.
00:55:44
Yeah, absolutely.
00:55:45
May I suggest there's a meeting know last week.
00:55:48
Great fun. Which one?
00:55:50
The one where I said to, play, your mocking me.
00:55:55
Aren't you in the middle? I didn't ignore it.
00:55:58
I absolutely made note of it and then completely forgot when the show started.
00:56:02
So that's different.
00:56:03
Nice. Nice.
00:56:04
Okay, there is different. You're right, you're right. You didn't know.
00:56:07
So may I suggest that now that you have a vacancy on your property,
00:56:10
that you could actually used Airbnb campers, right.
00:56:15
And then we could have them on the show every week, like Love Boat,
00:56:18
like special guest, or even like some of them
00:56:21
homeless interviews where they would go around like Skid Row.
00:56:24
Yeah. What do you think of that?
00:56:26
We can have, like, mystery style games on your property with the homeland.
00:56:30
Yeah. Fucking hunger.
00:56:31
Yes, yes.
00:56:33
Oh, well, no, that's the idea, though.
00:56:35
I mean, I can find the homeless in my backyard.
00:56:39
That's a great idea, Brady.
00:56:41
Someplace to bury the bodies already. Right there.
00:56:43
This way. Right, right. Dig their own house.
00:56:46
There was a movie about that where they joked about it.
00:56:48
And then since they got pissed
00:56:49
because the people that they were joking about the.
00:56:52
Yeah, they did it for real.
00:56:54
They did it for real.
00:56:55
Yeah. Yeah, I yeah, I watched that. It was great.
00:56:59
The chick ended up killing everybody.
00:57:03
Yeah.
00:57:03
Oh, and it was the wrong chick.
00:57:07
It was the wrong chick.
00:57:07
Wrong should.
00:57:09
Oh, that's spoiler alert.
00:57:11
I, I just cut to the chase and ruined the whole thing.
00:57:16
And I do.
00:57:20
I probably do.
00:57:21
Thanks for that. Thanks for that update.
00:57:23
Hey, there.
00:57:23
Just wanted to give you a quick update on what's been going on around
00:57:27
here.
00:57:31
It's my signal.
00:57:32
Better the router again with 6000.
00:57:37
Come on, it's that bad. There's a little bit of it.
00:57:39
It's an arson charge. Okay.
00:57:41
Oh, yeah.
00:57:42
The nine year old is accused of setting three fires just a few days ago.
00:57:46
He then allegedly wanted to nine year old arsonist while working as a firefighter.
00:57:52
Fox news reporter John Paul has no idea.
00:57:54
What would you call that?
00:57:56
Are you making your own work? Right? Yeah.
00:57:59
And you can never. Is it like,
00:58:02
not a lot of
00:58:03
you got do little fires going on, and he's like, I got spice this,
00:58:07
you know, spice this place up.
00:58:11
I think I give myself a
00:58:14
he's a self service literally built into his contract
00:58:17
where you put out a number of fires and you get a bonus.
00:58:21
And he's like one shy.
00:58:23
And then during his exploit and he has like one day to do it.
00:58:27
So fire.
00:58:29
Right.
00:58:29
They got a quota. It sounds like a simple solution.
00:58:31
I mean I don't know when they during his interview
00:58:33
they asked him if he's a self-starter and he said yes.
00:58:35
And so, yes. Just on them.
00:58:38
Well, started all the fires.
00:58:40
The family was actually, trying to start a restaurant.
00:58:42
So they've lost pretty much everything.
00:58:45
And tonight police are pretty much everything.
00:58:48
Pretty much. They do have all this
00:58:51
fire with watch is fire.
00:58:53
So there's still some bits left.
00:58:56
You can see crews from perseverance volunteer Fire
00:58:58
Department spraying water is right there with the hose.
00:59:02
I rubber in those.
00:59:04
Yeah, I know exactly where this started.
00:59:06
It's like I don't like the idea that he's doing it with people's lives, though.
00:59:11
Not their livelihood, but people's.
00:59:13
You like the idea that he's doing it otherwise? Yeah.
00:59:15
All right.
00:59:16
So again, the statute of limitations has gone by.
00:59:20
And a family member of mine
00:59:21
who remain nameless was a firefighter way back when I was a child.
00:59:25
And they never actually arson.
00:59:27
But what they would do
00:59:28
is once a month, once every two months, they would have a dumpster fire
00:59:33
and then put out the dumpster fire and then hang out all night at the fire hall.
00:59:40
So it's a little
00:59:40
different, completely different.
00:59:43
Whatever happened to good old things like that?
00:59:47
I love a good dumpster fire.
00:59:50
And tonight we're learning.
00:59:52
They had a pop machine there
00:59:53
that had a yellow construction paper and blue construction paper.
00:59:56
One was light beer and one was regular beer.
00:59:59
You could buy it right out of the vending machine
01:00:02
at the city fire hall, on the scene
01:00:04
where the construction paper has to do with anything.
01:00:07
I think it let them know which one was light and which one.
01:00:12
That's a main.
01:00:12
Some of the light was that a yellow green?
01:00:16
Because the blue construction paper, it was probably up to speed with this
01:00:21
looking first it was transgenders, then it was I.
01:00:23
Now I'm just completely brain broken.
01:00:27
The woman.
01:00:27
Right? Justin? Charlie.
01:00:29
He was a Justin. Justin. That doesn't help.
01:00:31
License plate readers.
01:00:33
That doesn't. Yeah, it does.
01:00:35
Yeah.
01:00:35
This is getting more confusing.
01:00:38
It used to be named Justin or it's on the
01:00:41
on the way to not just being just the neighbors were just in case of that
01:00:46
split second clip of just a random kid going shotgun
01:00:49
accused of and
01:00:52
roughly 20 oh leaving tens of thousands of dollars in damage.
01:00:57
And so hold on.
01:00:58
So this fire, three of them,
01:01:01
he did, three of them,
01:01:03
like in 24 hours.
01:01:04
So he's just dying to get caught that, like this is the end here. No.
01:01:08
He just he's like, look, I'm going for employee of the month.
01:01:11
I got I got to get this quote under my belt fucking John.
01:01:16
He's got three more fires than I do.
01:01:18
And if I catch up to him, I at least got a tie.
01:01:22
Maybe three beats him,
01:01:25
beats him by one.
01:01:27
It's the last day of the month.
01:01:29
Firefighter charged with something else.
01:01:32
He said careful miles of each other
01:01:35
then would show up to the fire company minutes later to help fight those fires.
01:01:39
Minutes.
01:01:39
But even the first, he didn't even call the fire.
01:01:42
Like what do.
01:01:43
Yeah. What exactly?
01:01:44
Same joke. I love that there's a god.
01:01:47
Clearly.
01:01:50
What do you mean?
01:01:51
That the alarm hasn't even gone off yet?
01:01:54
The Boys and Girls Club, where my kids went when they were younger.
01:01:57
Nick Clemmer lives near the storage.
01:01:59
Yeah. Hey, Justin.
01:02:00
I didn't do it.
01:02:02
What?
01:02:04
Burned early. Wait, what?
01:02:06
Why would I do it?
01:02:06
I was helping put it out, but never thought he would do so.
01:02:09
I was in Times Square. He's. He's got this picture as an alibi.
01:02:12
You can just change the date thing like this.
01:02:16
Keeps the show.
01:02:17
He could get it more action and be.
01:02:18
This is an opportunity to see, you know, live fire.
01:02:21
According to court. More action.
01:02:23
Admitted to starting the fires using start.
01:02:25
Yeah, that's what you said.
01:02:26
He wants to.
01:02:26
He wants more work police in you know the topic.
01:02:29
We've also learned this barn fire near lumber.
01:02:31
And while barn fire.
01:02:35
The good barn.
01:02:41
Are you okay?
01:02:42
Can you report from the barn?
01:02:43
Oh, no.
01:02:44
Yeah, I don't see him of one of the see smoke employers.
01:02:51
Oh, fuck.
01:02:52
What would have been awesome if I were to fucking highlighted a first?
01:02:58
Oh, that.
01:02:59
Just remind me.
01:02:59
I'm going to have to be able to make the effect on each square.
01:03:02
That's next.
01:03:06
We'll just.
01:03:06
We'll wait.
01:03:08
He's, doing a going to get the hose,
01:03:12
and I abandon the chair every 15 minutes, roughly, anyway.
01:03:15
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
01:03:16
I put it over here.
01:03:17
I'll be right back.
01:03:18
I have to go find a new jabber hose.
01:03:21
He's, He's going to get the hose.
01:03:23
No, no.
01:03:25
Puts Sean's gun.
01:03:26
Sean's gun. You don't need the hose like that.
01:03:28
Monitor is still fucking sitting there wasn't wasn't Sean sitting there was.
01:03:32
He's laying on top of the monitor.
01:03:34
And what is that, child gun?
01:03:36
What is that childish gun there?
01:03:38
Where do you get that?
01:03:40
What is it?
01:03:41
I recognize that that looks like a stormtrooper or.
01:03:43
Yeah, that's like it. Yeah, I have the gun.
01:03:47
I have a screech nerd.
01:03:50
I think that's how she's gone. He's definitely came out here.
01:03:52
He left. He's going to.
01:03:54
I think he's going to do with.
01:03:56
All right, well,
01:03:58
he's going to.
01:03:58
We shall go on.
01:04:00
Who? Fuck.
01:04:01
You're in practice.
01:04:03
The guns were put into harm's way.
01:04:06
Yeah. See there? Shit.
01:04:07
He just said it. 18 civilians put in harm's way.
01:04:09
Plus every one of the firefighters and first responders.
01:04:11
Fuck you.
01:04:12
If you're saying you know it's there's a chance, but there's not.
01:04:17
You're saying there's a chance. Yep.
01:04:19
You just put the wrong 18 people in harm's way.
01:04:22
It's like, what is this? Like,
01:04:23
January 6th or something down the street, got into a motorcycle accident.
01:04:27
And so somehow he gets listed on the,
01:04:31
Yeah, I like that.
01:04:33
Yeah.
01:04:33
People injuries, you get, like, 18 counts of negligent homicide.
01:04:37
Negligent attempted homicide.
01:04:39
If you're flying 100 miles an hour.
01:04:40
Nurse thing one nine, 11 two.
01:04:42
Or it's like, oh my, he died on 911 and they're he died in 911.
01:04:47
And it's like, oh, he died like, no, no, no, no.
01:04:49
It was like, you know, two miles away
01:04:52
is 20, 22.
01:04:54
But it sort of had something to do with the 21 years later.
01:04:58
But no one was injured of being a fire.
01:05:00
Yeah.
01:05:00
Trust me, when they think
01:05:01
when they set up the charges for him, they will include those people.
01:05:05
Oh, they got more of a statement from this guy other than that initial
01:05:08
two words he said earlier fires, but no one was injured of being a firefighter.
01:05:13
I mean, like being around things like this. You check on Gary,
01:05:17
I'm a welfare check and we're back
01:05:21
out here live. You hear?
01:05:22
Thud! We're back.
01:05:23
This is actually the second one that police say was said.
01:05:27
Is the electrifying thing moving?
01:05:30
Yeah. It's not frozen.
01:05:31
That's all I care about.
01:05:32
I don't care about him. I care about the feed.
01:05:35
Maybe he doesn't know it's Muted.
01:05:37
It could be anybody. It's not muted.
01:05:40
You're muted.
01:05:41
You're muted Gary
01:05:43
thank you for that report.
01:05:44
Thank you.
01:05:46
Thank you so much for that report.
01:05:48
Thank you so much for that report.
01:05:50
You now just because of that newscaster
01:05:52
I have to cut right to this one I that you have to go do it.
01:05:55
Of course.
01:05:57
Right.
01:05:58
I mean, there's no other way to there's nothing else to play after that.
01:06:02
Nothing else. It's a day after that.
01:06:04
What is it now?
01:06:05
I'm about to destroy the Big Bang theory right now.
01:06:07
No, you're not.
01:06:08
The Big Bang theory says that's.
01:06:10
I'm a little swirling.
01:06:15
Kind of in the same way.
01:06:16
You're great, great great great great great granddad
01:06:20
had an explosion in his pants and then formed you, which is to say,
01:06:24
those events are related, but separated by quite a bit.
01:06:28
Our solar system was created about 9 billion years after the Big Bang.
01:06:33
Can I, can I?
01:06:34
Oh, I mean, I guess we're all thinking vehicle.
01:06:36
Oh my God. I'm like, what is that?
01:06:38
Hum. It's him in his vehicle.
01:06:39
That's that's the quality of who the fuck is he talking to?
01:06:43
I just realized this.
01:06:44
I've seen a 20 of these just sitting in his car.
01:06:48
Right.
01:06:48
But is he talking to, like, the drive through?
01:06:50
He just pulls up.
01:06:50
Hi, May. Help. Hi.
01:06:52
May I take your. Hi. Welcome to welcome the.
01:06:54
Let me start over. Hi.
01:06:55
Welcome to Wendy's. May I take your order, please?
01:06:57
Big bag, a swirling dust.
01:06:59
No one ever said it was just us.
01:07:01
Talking points has no gravity.
01:07:02
Yeah.
01:07:02
Gravity is the force that attracts objects to one another.
01:07:05
As long as they have mass or energy.
01:07:08
If gravity didn't exist in space, then we wouldn't have tides
01:07:12
because the Earth and the moon wouldn't be attracted to each other
01:07:15
because they're separated by space.
01:07:17
So if the God is swirling, that's not twirling.
01:07:20
You're swirling. It's very annoying.
01:07:22
Technically, I just don't like the definition of space.
01:07:25
That's like the definition of nothing to me.
01:07:29
The ball of earth, the dirt is in space, right?
01:07:32
That means everything, like occurring in nature is natural.
01:07:35
Everything is in space.
01:07:37
But if there is an object that's not the space that's opposite of the space.
01:07:41
So gravitational force is where there is no space.
01:07:46
If there is no gravity, there's nothing, then there is space.
01:07:49
That would be the space between the gravitational pull on the objects.
01:07:52
So while this guy sounds smart because he talks like this, I really disagree.
01:07:57
Let's let's can we absolutely define space first?
01:08:01
Sure.
01:08:03
You we have a whole show on space.
01:08:06
Is it the is it the space between the gravitational fields
01:08:09
or does it include the gravitational field?
01:08:11
That was my main point.
01:08:14
Those are the only two options in this question.
01:08:17
So let's what let's watch that physics
01:08:22
explain it to here because that's obviously what it is. Yes.
01:08:25
Because the Earth moon wouldn't be attracted to each other
01:08:28
because they're separating the cosmos.
01:08:30
So if the dot is swirling, that's not twirling.
01:08:33
You're swirling. It's very annoying.
01:08:35
And something exploded.
01:08:36
That means everything else in the solar system
01:08:38
should be spinning in the same direction.
01:08:39
Perhaps initially because of kids
01:08:42
smile, family, merry go round, it all come flying off in the same direction.
01:08:45
Oh, that's what happened to you?
01:08:48
Yes, they would all fly off in a similar tense.
01:08:50
Oh, it's one that was inflammatory.
01:08:52
Collided with one another.
01:08:53
Yeah.
01:08:53
Is millions of children on the moon.
01:08:55
Almost an entire incident.
01:08:57
Almost half. Cindy, almost. In Cinderella.
01:09:00
You just you do it almost in the groin.
01:09:04
Incendiary. That's the obvious. Insane.
01:09:07
Oh, my gosh,
01:09:09
stupid mash up.
01:09:10
We ran into each other violently.
01:09:12
I always thank you for stomach.
01:09:14
Yes, violently.
01:09:15
I hope he uses pink.
01:09:18
Billiard balls as an example.
01:09:19
It's why the moon exists.
01:09:21
It's why tidal locking is a thing, right?
01:09:23
A buck, some spinning right.
01:09:26
That's that's not fair to to literacy because I don't read books.
01:09:30
But I know these things.
01:09:32
Yeah.
01:09:33
Read a book.
01:09:35
Some spinning left and some, like Uranus, actually spend on their sides.
01:09:40
How do you.
01:09:40
It's a theme from a swirling dark with no gravity dude explaining why.
01:09:43
And when you explain ride segregation being the result of Igbo and Yoruba
01:09:48
people in Africa hundreds of years earlier being unable to get along,
01:09:53
so what if I knew what he meant?
01:09:54
But I don't know. Igbo.
01:09:59
Read a book.
01:10:00
I just thought it was a weird thing to add.
01:10:02
It's a weird thing to add that thing.
01:10:04
People that think they're way smarter
01:10:05
than everyone else throw in there to make everyone else know
01:10:08
that they're way smarter when they're in fact probably not.
01:10:12
They're closed minded, sighted, and typically atheist.
01:10:16
Which is to say, you wouldn't if you had any sense.
01:10:20
The Igbo, the the Igbo people are a major ethnic group
01:10:23
indigenous to southern eastern southeastern Nigeria, known
01:10:27
for their rich cultural heritage, entrepreneurial spirit
01:10:30
and a vibrant artistic, artistic artistic tradition.
01:10:35
They sound like babies in the that's worth a million.
01:10:39
What is it?
01:10:39
They speak the Lobo language and are generally recognized
01:10:44
for their deep rooted communal values,
01:10:48
demographic governance.
01:10:51
And that sucks.
01:10:51
Talk like that.
01:10:52
Celebrated because I like yam and
01:10:56
you think they maybe invented the yam?
01:10:59
Who knows.
01:11:00
That's
01:11:02
because it would be stupid to do that.
01:11:04
But if you insist on making that connection, then you would say
01:11:07
it was the result of the unpredictable consequences of many,
01:11:10
many incredibly violent collisions over a very, very long time.
01:11:15
Well, how can explain the failure in the beginning?
01:11:17
In the beginning, God created the collection.
01:11:20
You're trying to beginning over, but it strikes some things that you say.
01:11:24
It's just kind of hard to just come up with a way to say it in his voice.
01:11:27
You just kind of lose character a little bit,
01:11:29
but then you go back into it, you know, it's very different
01:11:33
around the masses of the gullible.
01:11:34
So you can afford those Jordans.
01:11:37
You can worship the lowercase t.
01:11:38
Oh, you got racist science. It's okay.
01:11:43
Yeah.
01:11:43
That's right.
01:11:44
Do you think why couldn't it have been for the for summer home?
01:11:47
It had to be Jordan.
01:11:49
Yeah. Doing it.
01:11:51
I love his mustache.
01:11:52
Sinister or sinister?
01:11:54
Like it's a sinister mustache.
01:11:58
Whoa.
01:11:59
What's this?
01:12:02
Whoa.
01:12:04
I'll tell you two.
01:12:05
Are we still two been on only or not only.
01:12:07
But are we still Toobin.
01:12:09
No. No. Jeffrey. Yeah.
01:12:12
I I want to see this first.
01:12:14
Jeffrey Toobin, is there anything else we wanted to.
01:12:18
None of more. Mark.
01:12:19
So I just figured, Mark, the there's a I see I didn't see ours.
01:12:24
And we're right.
01:12:25
They're all marked for my opinion without even watching them.
01:12:29
Okay.
01:12:30
Well, I don't want to Mark, do I?
01:12:33
Okay, here we go.
01:12:34
What?
01:12:34
No, I didn't want to know that it didn't work.
01:12:37
You can't add it twice. I told you to fucking.
01:12:40
Yeah.
01:12:41
And it was added.
01:12:42
You just didn't notice it because you were looking at the end,
01:12:43
but because it has the rumble ones, it gets squeezed in.
01:12:46
And I looked at it all.
01:12:48
Well, I go up and down.
01:12:49
I still have an angle and two words spelled wrong.
01:12:55
Oh, I love this.
01:12:55
How do you feel about that spelling work?
01:12:57
You work nine hours a day, five nights a week, not 9 a.m.
01:13:02
to four.
01:13:03
Look at this guy's expression.
01:13:04
Okay.
01:13:07
Yeah, that's the gimmick.
01:13:08
I think probably that is the giving.
01:13:11
Yeah.
01:13:12
So I think you might be drooling.
01:13:18
I just love it.
01:13:18
I sent another one of those.
01:13:24
Isn't that concerning?
01:13:26
No, it's not concerning.
01:13:27
It's not.
01:13:29
No. It's 9 to 5.
01:13:33
There's no sound.
01:13:35
Oh, baby turn on.
01:13:37
No, you don't need to turn on. So I just look at the guy's expression.
01:13:39
It's not the boss who closes the door.
01:13:44
Announces in the beginning of that.
01:13:49
I want to know.
01:13:52
I want to know the answer.
01:13:57
If only one of us lived with the bus driver.
01:14:05
Thanks for that.
01:14:08
Did we figure it out?
01:14:10
I'm sure he's looking it up.
01:14:11
I'm just waiting. Who? This guy.
01:14:14
This guy?
01:14:15
This guy's not doing squat.
01:14:17
He's the giving.
01:14:19
Oh. Well, if that's the.
01:14:22
Give me,
01:14:23
Well, I love it.
01:14:25
The clips get shown tonight.
01:14:33
Yeah.
01:14:34
What is what is
01:14:36
this? It's a robot.
01:14:37
Do this one.
01:14:38
Apparently.
01:14:39
Oh, they nailed the top of the head.
01:14:42
I know I love it.
01:14:44
Is that racist for them to rock?
01:14:47
Yes. Dude, that's the only part of the face that's
01:14:50
the head of the deal is a tan.
01:14:52
The leathery fucking
01:14:54
bald head.
01:14:55
Like, cool.
01:14:57
Have to have that.
01:14:58
That's part of being a Buddhist monk. You have? No.
01:15:00
Yeah.
01:15:00
Does anyone else think that the gloves
01:15:04
makes you believe there's a person under there?
01:15:06
It's like, why would you put huge two big gloves,
01:15:10
cloth dollar store gloves over your fucking million dollar robot?
01:15:14
Probably because you couldn't make hands.
01:15:15
Well, and it's probably just one of those, like,
01:15:19
you know, grips like that, right?
01:15:23
So was possible to make a real looking hands.
01:15:27
I see it's chest moving.
01:15:28
It might even just be for the fact.
01:15:32
Are you telling me there is a person under there like it's
01:15:35
in the esthetic of praying.
01:15:38
They want to make it look like it's praying.
01:15:41
All right.
01:15:41
Oh, maybe just if it just put it all together, you'd be like, oh, what is that?
01:15:45
I think they just slapped gloves on it for this sake only just like the bald head.
01:15:49
Yeah, but I mean, everything you're saying makes logical sense,
01:15:52
but so does hiding human hands for your fake robot, right?
01:15:56
Yeah. What is the point of this? Is it like,
01:15:58
what's it doing?
01:15:59
Aren't they mute?
01:16:01
How is it going to like.
01:16:04
Yeah, yeah.
01:16:04
Is that all this is? This is the whole video. It doesn't move.
01:16:07
It is. They roll it out and it.
01:16:09
We have created $1 million praying robot.
01:16:12
Is that allowed to do anything?
01:16:13
If it's a monkey, like a
01:16:15
no no, talk to anyone.
01:16:18
It can only speak for.
01:16:19
But it can't. Yes.
01:16:21
For of us here.
01:16:23
Are monks allowed to, like, write letters?
01:16:27
Now, with those fake hands?
01:16:29
Yeah.
01:16:32
They allowed to use technology.
01:16:36
Well, I
01:16:38
they can do from from Springer.
01:16:42
I think you're on the combining.
01:16:47
Oh, is he.
01:16:51
No. On tarot.
01:16:53
Yeah, I guess I mean, and I go
01:16:56
to the house, you get super.
01:17:00
Yeah.
01:17:01
It really, really takes off the,
01:17:05
the physical
01:17:07
punishment of fasting.
01:17:10
Yeah. Right.
01:17:12
So gets me the wrong one.
01:17:15
Like there's a praying to and why.
01:17:17
It's okay.
01:17:18
I don't like it.
01:17:19
Elon Musk, even even the
01:17:21
the robot creator religions would say that this thing doesn't have a soul.
01:17:25
So I don't.
01:17:27
Oh, hold on a second.
01:17:28
Why wouldn't it?
01:17:30
Yeah, maybe it has a soul just as much as we do.
01:17:33
It's a robot, right?
01:17:34
It does. Robots truly does.
01:17:36
I, I agree wholeheartedly, and I don't think Gary
01:17:39
and I are saying the same thing right?
01:17:43
We're saying the opposite thing.
01:17:44
But we agree.
01:17:46
But if you wrapped up all its memories
01:17:48
in its back ups and all that, you would have to name it something
01:17:52
to encompass all the unknown.
01:17:54
And until I think you self awareness.
01:17:59
Well, I'm assuming at this, I'm assuming it has self-awareness,
01:18:03
but it's going to end one day.
01:18:04
But there will be something
01:18:07
that may remain that carries on forever.
01:18:10
Possibly.
01:18:11
I think that sounds ridiculous, but I'm not going to.
01:18:13
If every possible stranded car possibility
01:18:16
got to my point,
01:18:20
right?
01:18:20
But that if you get in one of those in one of those realities, there has to be
01:18:24
a God creator.
01:18:27
It knows it.
01:18:28
It doesn't.
01:18:29
Why? You said on this show there is infinite.
01:18:33
Wait, what'd you say? Yes.
01:18:34
Even unlikely stuff happens.
01:18:36
But still, the the stuff that.
01:18:38
Why are you excluding? So you're conveniently
01:18:41
for your own argument, excluding that ridiculous one. Why?
01:18:47
Because 0% probability
01:18:50
is very different than, astronomical.
01:18:54
You cannot say 0% probability
01:18:58
if every there's one where there's a spaghetti monster, there's one
01:19:00
where Elmo is Grover, and Grover is Elmo, there's one of every.
01:19:04
If we're talking to infinite possible these. Yeah.
01:19:06
There has to be a matrix one.
01:19:07
There has to be a creator one and not just one.
01:19:10
Okay? Every possibility of one with one.
01:19:13
Wait, wait wait.
01:19:14
Will the creator one tell me more about this one?
01:19:19
We can make up any old imaginable story.
01:19:21
And if every possibility exists, every imaginable possibility exists.
01:19:27
So it doesn't work. Universe existed.
01:19:29
It had a creator. So.
01:19:31
So now what you're talking about
01:19:34
is it existed before it existed.
01:19:37
Well, let's back up a little bit.
01:19:38
If you want to continue this nonsensical conversation, you're you're okay.
01:19:42
It's it's internal inconsistencies
01:19:45
and paradoxes wrong from the start.
01:19:49
What you're talking about is nonsense, not against all odds.
01:19:53
It's it's actually
01:19:57
no odds
01:19:59
that there are zero odds of it occurring due to the fact
01:20:03
that there are internal inconsistencies and paradoxes built into your model.
01:20:08
But none of that matters if you you created none of that matter.
01:20:14
Reality can't exist.
01:20:15
You decided to make the infinite threads start
01:20:18
at your point of reality for some arbitrary reason.
01:20:22
No, I would reason was an arbitrary.
01:20:25
It is, probability odds.
01:20:28
It has to be one against,
01:20:31
a huge number or 1 or 2, whatever.
01:20:35
Not zero.
01:20:37
It can't be a zero.
01:20:38
That first number can't be a zero.
01:20:40
Sure.
01:20:40
What you're talking about has it as a number of zero.
01:20:44
No. Yes.
01:20:47
Everything is possible in an infinite universe.
01:20:51
Do you disagree with that?
01:20:53
Everything is possible in an infinite universe? Yes.
01:20:57
Okay.
01:20:58
So all I'm saying is one of those things
01:21:01
would be a God creator. No.
01:21:04
Oh my goodness.
01:21:05
Okay, so you don't get then you either are disagreeing with the word
01:21:08
infinite or the word
01:21:11
probability.
01:21:12
I'm not sure which because
01:21:15
that the creator part.
01:21:16
Because that creator's part of the the universe,
01:21:21
therefore part of his creation, that's that's the paradox.
01:21:25
You see the paradox.
01:21:26
So no, there's so if if you have
01:21:29
infinite possibilities, there are infinite created universes.
01:21:32
Creation. Stop it.
01:21:34
If you have infinite possibilities, those possibilities could be infinitely
01:21:38
created universes.
01:21:41
Created, obviously. Duh.
01:21:42
No, I don't see no, no, because you know better than the infinite universe.
01:21:48
All right.
01:21:49
I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree.
01:21:51
A number that's not infinite.
01:21:55
No. Infinity.
01:21:57
Infinite.
01:21:58
Infinite or it's not something is either.
01:22:01
Well built in paradoxes with infinity. Try.
01:22:04
Once something is wet, it can't be so much easier
01:22:06
to work with a huge number instead of infinity.
01:22:09
But, you lose either way.
01:22:11
No. If you take, if you take if my whole argument is infinite
01:22:15
possibilities and you take away infinite, infinite possibilities, I lose.
01:22:20
What? Oh, okay.
01:22:21
Well, we'll I'll give you back your infinite possibility.
01:22:24
You still lose?
01:22:26
No. So pick Spaghetti Monster.
01:22:29
Something.
01:22:29
Something that you're not quite so sensitively argue.
01:22:32
Argument doesn't exist.
01:22:34
Doesn't exist in any of those.
01:22:35
Infinite universe is not one of them.
01:22:38
If everything.
01:22:41
They do not produce the complete works of William Shakespeare,
01:22:45
then you are disagreeing with infinite universe, infinite possibility universe.
01:22:53
Right.
01:22:53
This whole conversation started because we are here,
01:22:56
and that is very unlikely, if not a very improbable, impossible, impossible.
01:23:02
Okay, so we are here.
01:23:05
Therefore it cannot be impossible.
01:23:06
Like I correct improbable.
01:23:09
Like, but I said possible
01:23:13
that that's where your creator stands.
01:23:16
Impossible doesn't exist in my scenario.
01:23:20
You know why?
01:23:21
Because we.
01:23:22
You had said infinite possibilities.
01:23:27
Yes, that's the possibilities.
01:23:30
How it has to end. Has to end. Nope, nope, nope.
01:23:33
Then it doesn't made it un infinity.
01:23:35
Impossible.
01:23:36
Okay, so is a square circle possible? Right?
01:23:39
But nothing is.
01:23:40
What is a sorry what Mary Batchelor possible in your.
01:23:44
Yes. There. Yes.
01:23:45
There is a universe in your everything is your model is insufficient.
01:23:50
It sucks. Nope. It is infinite.
01:23:53
It covers everything.
01:23:53
Every stupid argument you come up with, every closure,
01:23:56
every closed minded thing, no matter how realistically perfect
01:24:01
in an infinite universe.
01:24:02
There's possibility.
01:24:05
But gosh, that is stupid.
01:24:09
Yeah, but there's an infinite universe where you're stupid and I'm not.
01:24:13
That that might actually be true.
01:24:15
Maybe this one is it.
01:24:17
Roll the clip. Brady,
01:24:19
I don't know how you do.
01:24:22
I know I'm,
01:24:24
Obviously I know I'm you the.
01:24:26
Oh there that just explain their purpose.
01:24:28
They're trying to modernize Buddhism.
01:24:31
How can it like pray that doesn't exist
01:24:34
if it doesn't suck?
01:24:35
Is it praying to
01:24:37
how is it something that was a reset?
01:24:39
It was more of a meditation than a prayer.
01:24:44
What's the difference?
01:24:45
The only difference between those two things is an observer's perspective
01:24:49
or belief.
01:24:50
I mean, I obviously I was assuming that there was a belief in actually
01:24:53
whatever they believe in exists.
01:24:54
Let's just do that for a moment, for plausible.
01:24:58
Did Oh, well, that was more internal reflection.
01:25:01
Prayer is speaking to almost evil, sinister,
01:25:06
almost evil, sinister,
01:25:10
No. That's okay.
01:25:11
How do you honestly think that any God cares about prayers from its.
01:25:17
I mean, no, that what that one movie proves that
01:25:19
you can't answer the almighty call it impossible.
01:25:24
It's like lakes.
01:25:24
It's like lakes and follows it.
01:25:26
You've got to your comments,
01:25:29
you know.
01:25:30
Yeah, I wouldn't read it.
01:25:33
That's kind of what that is, right?
01:25:36
It can't be.
01:25:37
In past comments what higher power would care about the cosmos coming
01:25:42
a technologically advanced one?
01:25:46
Here's again, at some point you don't need to type it down anymore.
01:25:49
You have telepathy.
01:25:50
So just us talking to it are comments.
01:25:54
You know, mentally gets beamed out there and it sees all the comments.
01:25:58
And I think that's what the guy does.
01:26:01
It's just to like technical, technological and the ability that,
01:26:06
this guy's listening to.
01:26:07
You watch and listen. Yeah.
01:26:11
Fuck you asshole.
01:26:17
I'm you.
01:26:18
Go ahead.
01:26:18
Gary, aren't you?
01:26:22
Okay, so I skipped a bunch.
01:26:24
That was. That's how we got there. So I'm like, wow, we're done.
01:26:26
We're ready to go to Rumble.
01:26:27
But I skipped, like, six of them.
01:26:29
You okay? It was flat shift.
01:26:32
So this is actually some important news we got to cover
01:26:34
before you go over to rubble.
01:26:36
This sleepy,
01:26:38
you the Asian or Mexican?
01:26:41
Sorry.
01:26:42
Like Indian,
01:26:44
like me.
01:26:47
The only part that confuses me is why Pete Hegseth ordered this.
01:26:50
Right now we're focused.
01:26:52
I don't think it's needed and prepared to reengage if we have to.
01:26:55
Why not?
01:26:56
I mean, this is a two night heist.
01:26:58
This is an unrelated video of the shooter in the world leading it.
01:27:02
It's, Yeah. So Iran main.
01:27:04
Okay, they're just showing an unrelated video,
01:27:06
but what he accepted is he directed the Department of Defense to drop
01:27:09
hundreds of face from recognized religion.
01:27:12
And Gary celebrated.
01:27:14
He took it down from over 200
01:27:17
down to 31.
01:27:20
And here's a list of those recognized religions.
01:27:22
Now, I gotta say.
01:27:26
Most of them appear to be Christian.
01:27:30
Well, yeah, that's what most religions are.
01:27:35
No religion, Gary, no religion.
01:27:37
No is actually a recognized religion.
01:27:39
So you should be happy about that.
01:27:41
Okay.
01:27:41
So you can conclude you can claim religious status
01:27:45
I hope so. Tax free status.
01:27:47
Speaking of tax free status and one of the reasons I share this
01:27:51
religion, there's one very, very
01:27:55
huge religion, notably absent.
01:28:01
Let's check in the S's.
01:28:02
Oh, nope. There's a Sikh. Sikh?
01:28:04
I don't see any Scientology there going to be bad,
01:28:08
is there? Of course.
01:28:10
What if this whole. What if this whole thing
01:28:13
be gone?
01:28:16
Yes. Just to be clear, Jewish Judaism is listed.
01:28:19
I thought maybe that was this is Muslim on there, too.
01:28:21
I just want to make sure Islam, Muslim, Hindu,
01:28:24
who's Church of Jesus Christ and the latter day Saints,
01:28:28
Jehovah's Witness,
01:28:31
Catholic dude, that fucking pamphlet.
01:28:33
I almost was like, let's all do that.
01:28:35
But then I'm like, wait, no, you expect people to show up at 930 on a Friday?
01:28:39
On a Friday, Saturday and Sunday, I have to give up my entire weekend.
01:28:44
Agnostic is listed, so I'm very satisfied.
01:28:47
Pamphlet Gary had yeah.
01:28:49
So posted.
01:28:51
Yeah be fun to just I'll show up to that.
01:28:53
So for the record that pamphlet was on my in my yard
01:28:57
some some old I wanted to post it.
01:29:00
No this this very tall old black woman in this very tall old white man.
01:29:04
I'm saying that. But I gotta be tall.
01:29:06
It struck me as odd that they were both so tall.
01:29:09
Like, I mean, they literally did duck when they.
01:29:11
I thought they were, like, inhuman.
01:29:13
They looked like the guy from that one scary movie with the silver Sphere.
01:29:17
I know you know what I'm talking about.
01:29:19
A faint fan of phantasmagoria and you know the one.
01:29:23
It's not Vincent Price, it's not Vincent Price.
01:29:25
It's the other guy who was also in Star Wars movies.
01:29:27
Scary fucking movie.
01:29:30
Anyways, he looked like him, so I didn't go to the door.
01:29:33
It was a good call because it was Jehovah's Witnesses.
01:29:35
They left that pamphlet and they didn't even leave it on my porch.
01:29:37
It just blew off.
01:29:38
My fucking door handle was in the middle of my lawn.
01:29:41
It's too much swearing for you. Oh,
01:29:43
I may, hovers, but no.
01:29:46
So since this was the Trump administration,
01:29:48
I think it's some kind of 4D chess to get the Scientologists to to, you know,
01:29:52
because they're tax free, but now they're not a listed religion.
01:29:54
So now they may be able to go after their properties.
01:29:58
And I was just mean the land.
01:29:59
I mean, you know, their assets, holdings.
01:30:03
If you don't want to talk the way this Bible talks,
01:30:06
you should keep your mouth shut.
01:30:09
Yeah, yeah.
01:30:13
Oh, what the beast doing?
01:30:14
Yeah, I see it now. It's up there twice.
01:30:16
I get it, I see it now.
01:30:18
We, Yeah.
01:30:20
Oh, okay, I wasn't sure, I didn't see it populated, so I just edited myself
01:30:23
because I was adding other shit, and I figured, you know what?
01:30:24
Maybe you weren't available or paying attention, so.
01:30:27
No, I got it.
01:30:28
What I did,
01:30:28
though, is I used to do it one, two, three, 4 or 5 times the last two days.
01:30:31
Now I just wait till ten minutes before the show
01:30:33
and do the five that you added in the last 24 hours,
01:30:36
so then I only have to update it once instead of each time you add one.
01:30:38
I know you can't add any more after to I.
01:30:40
We do not accept anything.
01:30:42
That's so great.
01:30:44
Honestly, how do you feel about the win?
01:30:47
Like as far as you're concerned, you would like every religion
01:30:50
to be wiped from the face of the earth.
01:30:51
You just got 131, 169 of them.
01:30:55
What's what's 200? -31.
01:30:58
No, I, I don't I don't believe 69
01:31:02
religions have been the Department of Defense, whatever authority they have.
01:31:06
I mean, I'm sure other places still recognize them,
01:31:08
but the Department of Defense does not recognize that many religions
01:31:11
with the swipe of a pen, happy, satisfied to know
01:31:18
because, they do not exist?
01:31:20
No. I guess my problem was with people that believe farfetched things,
01:31:24
having any say in any matters whatsoever
01:31:28
due to the fact their judgment is impaired.
01:31:32
Perfect, right? Exactly.
01:31:34
Speaking of which, speaking of believing things that aren't real, the
01:31:38
I would say doesn't make the face, doesn't make those
01:31:42
doesn't make those 31 religions that much stronger.
01:31:46
No, it sure does make them. Yeah.
01:31:48
As far as the Department of Defense and I mean, they they bomb things
01:31:52
and they bomb things sometimes in the name of religion.
01:31:54
So, I mean, I think it might actually be some type of a big deal.
01:31:58
It'll take a while to catch on.
01:31:59
People will market at first like the Gulf of America,
01:32:01
but then eventually it'll just be the guys.
01:32:04
Yeah.
01:32:05
So I like God.
01:32:06
I thought you'd be happier about the loss of religions.
01:32:08
What do you think about the hair growth hat?
01:32:10
Does that make you happy?
01:32:11
I, I don't like hats.
01:32:14
I love them
01:32:17
their way.
01:32:17
Oh. I'm sorry then. George,
01:32:19
if you're suffering from hair loss, you can use the laser.
01:32:21
Oh, I'm not careful.
01:32:22
Red light hat colored again for color.
01:32:25
Ironically, it says red light hat for hair, comma.
01:32:28
Blue.
01:32:30
Can I make my hair colored?
01:32:31
Can I make it, like, tight little, like curlies?
01:32:34
And, put this one on, like, Wednesday.
01:32:37
Disappointedly.
01:32:38
They're sold out of the laser hair growth cap.
01:32:42
Then why are they advertising it?
01:32:44
I just bookmarked it.
01:32:45
It's back order.
01:32:47
Yeah.
01:32:47
They often advertise back order so that you keep your interest.
01:32:50
If that just disappeared from the internet,
01:32:51
you know, that's not how advertising works, right?
01:32:54
I'm going to keep it moving.
01:32:56
Well, thanks for the kid.
01:32:58
It's good.
01:32:59
Well, thanks. The kid.
01:33:00
This scares me.
01:33:01
I love the the pitch. On that one.
01:33:04
Thanks. The kid.
01:33:06
You're so excited, but can't hear.
01:33:09
You can't hear this fucking Woody Allen son of looking at me.
01:33:12
Can you hear me? I don't like this. Yeah,
01:33:15
no, we still can't hear.
01:33:17
It's got a nice microphone, though.
01:33:19
Oh, yeah.
01:33:20
I hate my life.
01:33:21
Wait, what did you say?
01:33:25
I did not say.
01:33:27
Oh, darn.
01:33:27
You know what?
01:33:28
My brain blocked the wrong word.
01:33:30
My life,
01:33:32
I see.
01:33:32
I thought I would have fun, Gary, if I said fart.
01:33:34
So I said, yeah, that
01:33:38
nice. I'm sorry.
01:33:39
Now we're banned.
01:33:40
Yes, yes we are.
01:33:42
Are you an idiot? Sandwich.
01:33:44
Oh, well, I always get that stuff.
01:33:46
Ramsey.
01:33:50
This guy's listening.
01:33:52
I like this guy is my favorite.
01:33:55
I don't watch him all day.
01:33:57
He's like fucking slowpoke. Rodriguez.
01:33:59
All right, see if there's sound here.
01:34:03
It has.
01:34:05
Can we start?
01:34:07
Yeah.
01:34:08
No, it's got.
01:34:09
Well, no, I mean, in truth, the Tinkerbell effect is
01:34:12
when something is made true because people believe it to be true.
01:34:16
For example, money, no event, no.
01:34:19
But Tinkerbell effect is real.
01:34:21
The Tinkerbell effect is when.
01:34:25
Please share.
01:34:31
Value.
01:34:31
Because we all collectively agree it has.
01:34:34
The second we stop agreeing that it becomes worthless.
01:34:37
The same is true for borders, for laws, for stock prices
01:34:40
and so many of the institutions that we treat as solid.
01:34:44
I'm sorry, did he say law like as in the written
01:34:47
history of a story?
01:34:51
Law. The same is true for borders, for laws, for stock prices.
01:34:55
And now he said, laws like laws
01:35:00
or like Laura, they're the law and order.
01:35:04
They're the ones that in law, language, law.
01:35:07
And how many hours?
01:35:08
All right.
01:35:08
When you spell law, how many hours are in it?
01:35:12
Well,
01:35:14
I don't spell lawyer the same way I spell draw.
01:35:17
Draw your.
01:35:19
You could have lots of gay people are very smart.
01:35:21
I know I found someone who did does and zombie cool.
01:35:27
Yeah.
01:35:27
Stop agreeing that it becomes worthless.
01:35:29
The same is true for borders, for laws, for stock prices.
01:35:33
And so many of the institutions that we treat as solid.
01:35:36
In 1651, the philosopher Thomas Hobbes says that
01:35:39
this also applies to any political authority.
01:35:42
The king has power only because his subjects believes he does.
01:35:46
The moment they stop believing, the throne just becomes a fancy chair.
01:35:50
The government, the Hobbes is going to tell us in
01:35:53
the moment is telling you will fall apart.
01:35:57
Does that apply to safety helmets too?
01:36:00
Yeah, it only works in the world.
01:36:04
Religions
01:36:07
that that's
01:36:08
that does it does apply to that, but not the safety hats.
01:36:11
I was making a joke, but yes.
01:36:13
Podcast improving in the 20th century.
01:36:16
The philosopher John Sir, what he called institutional facts.
01:36:20
These are facts that exist because humans agree.
01:36:23
I don't like qualifiers before the word facts.
01:36:28
Oh, did they exist?
01:36:29
Oh, right.
01:36:30
The borders between a cunt.
01:36:31
Doesn't it make you a little suspicious?
01:36:34
Yes, absolutely.
01:36:36
Tree is not a physical line.
01:36:38
A marriage is not.
01:36:40
For a university degree is only as good bullshit.
01:36:43
A marriage is not a chemical bond.
01:36:45
You clearly never been married.
01:36:50
A system that my, I'm a progress on that.
01:36:54
Anyway, you pick up chemical.
01:36:57
My chemical has become a part of her.
01:37:00
Oh, yeah.
01:37:01
At issue, did Searle argue that any facts that exist on a social level are made up?
01:37:06
They. We have a debate. We have a Georgia.
01:37:08
Oh, we have a neighbor update is there.
01:37:09
And what both Hobbs and Searle understood
01:37:11
is that this is one of humanity's greatest skills.
01:37:15
The problem comes when this collective belief fades because then problems
01:37:18
can collapse, as society depends upon faith and confidence.
01:37:22
But it breaks down, for better or worse.
01:37:25
When somebody first says, why are we actually doing things this way?
01:37:29
Don't.
01:37:30
Yeah, don't pull at that thread.
01:37:33
Yeah. The Tinkerbell effect.
01:37:35
It's the news.
01:37:36
It's not news, that nothing has happened with the neighbor situation.
01:37:41
I don't.
01:37:50
I think
01:37:51
that,
01:37:55
Yeah.
01:37:55
So I don't know, it's
01:37:58
it's since.
01:38:01
That conversation, which is
01:38:06
not in a week we'll have.
01:38:08
But a month, 30, 30 days.
01:38:11
Yeah, yeah, but it only counts if you gave notice.
01:38:14
That's not how the law works.
01:38:15
You can't just say no, can I? 30 days.
01:38:17
Get the punk out.
01:38:19
I mean, I literally can do that without a 30 day notice.
01:38:24
Because it's my problem, I don't think.
01:38:26
I don't think you can fuck.
01:38:27
Yeah. Like property.
01:38:29
Yeah, I believe your property.
01:38:32
I know you can't.
01:38:34
On my own are some laws that may or may not
01:38:37
need property, and they may need some time.
01:38:40
There is.
01:38:40
We live in a we live in a society a civil society.
01:38:44
Yeah. Mean I'm giving them.
01:38:45
I'm just letting you know that
01:38:49
even if you're 100% right,
01:38:51
you could take an action that causes you to fall out of honor.
01:38:55
Therefore then you are civilly liable to one.
01:38:58
Does one wrong to two lefts make a right?
01:39:01
No, three lefts make a right.
01:39:03
But two wrongs don't make a right.
01:39:05
It doesn't mirror
01:39:08
steal my property.
01:39:10
The law simply prove that you had an app, you had a civil avenue
01:39:14
and no dire need to do this and then find you at fault.
01:39:17
Even though it's your property.
01:39:19
I can't just go over there and move their stuff off of my property.
01:39:24
Yes, I can, I legally you can,
01:39:27
but there may, it may, there may be some type of I could
01:39:31
someone to to do that and then sue them for the cost of doing that.
01:39:36
Right.
01:39:36
So, so when you move it what do you plan on doing with it I don't know.
01:39:42
Oh, you just trespass.
01:39:44
I mean, I don't mean I am not a lawyer.
01:39:46
This is not a lawyer show.
01:39:47
But from experience, I know exactly.
01:39:50
Yeah. Oh,
01:39:50
I have to best thing now all of a sudden you'd have to somehow cut it in half.
01:39:54
Because if you like you,
01:39:55
you had mentioned you have a pad that covers both properties.
01:39:59
Even though the easement it's not allowed.
01:40:01
It doesn't you're not allowed properties.
01:40:03
It's like 10% on their property in 99.
01:40:06
Right.
01:40:06
So so we agree it it's on both properties.
01:40:09
I know you you gave a percentage but you agreed with what I said.
01:40:13
So how are you going to get that.
01:40:14
You understand what I'm saying I just
01:40:16
whatever I can't wait I can't wait for the next move.
01:40:18
I just think it's just been weird because they've been pretty much Mia,
01:40:23
I, they've, like, almost disappeared.
01:40:25
That's what I was.
01:40:26
They're not there. It's really weird. They don't care.
01:40:28
I would, I would have I swear I've heard their dog bark
01:40:31
once or twice and I don't know
01:40:32
if they're letting out the front, but we drive around that way.
01:40:35
We take the dog for a walk.
01:40:37
It's the same one car in the driveway.
01:40:39
But then my girlfriend said that
01:40:40
she drove by on her way home from work in the garage.
01:40:42
Door was open and there was a car in the garage.
01:40:45
And like everything you're saying, you you just created a thumbs up.
01:40:49
That was clever.
01:40:50
I didn't even see it.
01:40:51
Just it must have been your hair or something. So
01:40:55
it's just
01:40:56
like because you're publicly stating these things on what what?
01:41:00
You're going to cross the line and then you're going to get charged with stalking.
01:41:03
I just don't know if they're there.
01:41:04
I don't know, I'm just trying to see what their intent is.
01:41:07
It's my neighborhood. I can't drive around my neighborhood.
01:41:09
Well, that's just it's. Yeah, I tried to explain.
01:41:11
Don't if you if you're not just going to talk and take care of it, you're doing.
01:41:15
They're not taking care of it.
01:41:16
This is what this is how I'm taking care of it.
01:41:19
I've given them time and they haven't done anything.
01:41:21
I don't know, maybe there's something else going on in their life
01:41:24
that maybe they're not even.
01:41:27
They want to be a death in the family.
01:41:30
Maybe there's.
01:41:30
It's like, I just want if they're not there
01:41:32
and then I, they're not, then I don't feel like they're avoiding us.
01:41:35
But I feel like there's a little bit of both going.
01:41:38
There was something weird going on because you would also think at that point,
01:41:43
why wouldn't my man come
01:41:44
over and want to talk about it?
01:41:48
You know,
01:41:51
they've got two kids and they've just been there's been nothing.
01:41:53
They have two kids and a dog.
01:41:54
There's been nothing.
01:41:56
Try that. See how that works.
01:41:57
Next time the wife comes over and say, could you please get your husband
01:42:01
know I'm just again 30 days, then I'm putting something in the mail.
01:42:06
And yes, I'm going to say that.
01:42:09
Hey, I told her, I said that, you know, right.
01:42:12
For our conversation, you said you were going to first thing
01:42:15
that you can do in the most you have 30 days to do is remove,
01:42:18
remove your property and tell your lawn services.
01:42:22
So mowing the lawn, this is what I would do.
01:42:25
I would say, listen, per our conversation, you know, you're we we have a problem.
01:42:29
You have to resolve it.
01:42:30
You have permission to come onto my property to move your shit.
01:42:35
That's what I would say.
01:42:36
And then just leave it at that.
01:42:37
And 30 days after that notification, if they don't, then you can go to court.
01:42:40
Well, I told her it's it's
01:42:41
holding me up with getting other trees taken down because I want to call,
01:42:45
I don't care.
01:42:45
And I told her, I don't recall you telling me that I don't.
01:42:48
I'm just going to call you.
01:42:49
I think.
01:42:49
I think I'm just going to call duty
01:42:51
after 30 days because you'll go for 30 days and fuck it.
01:42:55
No they won't. They'll give her way longer.
01:42:58
Don't go to it. They will just about it.
01:43:00
If RT doesn't have anything, if it's not actually causing a hazard on the line,
01:43:05
they won't. It doesn't matter.
01:43:06
It's underneath the the lines.
01:43:08
It's it's and it's on my property.
01:43:10
It's in a right of way.
01:43:11
So it doesn't matter. It's on my
01:43:15
it doesn't matter.
01:43:16
This is my property.
01:43:19
And yeah it's not going to work out.
01:43:23
You're going to win
01:43:23
and then you're going to have a disgruntled neighbor
01:43:25
that you're just going to have to worry about.
01:43:27
I know you don't care.
01:43:28
Then something will happen that will make you care.
01:43:30
Don't give a shit.
01:43:32
You don't care. I didn't plan on.
01:43:34
I bought the property to not see my neighbors.
01:43:38
That's why I bought the property. I bought.
01:43:42
Well, it sounds like you don't have enough acres
01:43:44
if you're adjacent to a neighbor.
01:43:47
I got you adjacent to a neighbor.
01:43:49
Gary.
01:43:51
I got him in the city.
01:43:52
I have enough property that it that I can't see my neighbors
01:43:56
right there virtually anywhere.
01:43:58
I can't see my neighbors right now either.
01:44:01
But then why are
01:44:02
you putting up a fence to keep people out or to keep mother nature?
01:44:05
You know, because people fucking dig into your fucking woods and eat into them
01:44:09
and call it their property, and then maybe they're your woods.
01:44:13
What, did you buy them?
01:44:14
Yes, I own them.
01:44:17
No, I pay taxes, God damn it.
01:44:21
What if the tree owns the property?
01:44:23
My property?
01:44:24
I think you should have to pay the trees.
01:44:28
Okay, so I checked.
01:44:29
I couldn't do any of the mash ups.
01:44:31
We still have some more, but I just don't think.
01:44:33
Do you want to do me right tool for the job?
01:44:35
Those are the last time we had a rumbling.
01:44:37
Yeah, absolutely. We have to go over there.
01:44:40
The right tool for the job.
01:44:41
She put has no effect and the right tool for the job.
01:44:45
They're quick.
01:44:48
Did you
01:44:48
see the lady they actually prove the Mandella is a government experiment.
01:44:52
So she uses this. Yes.
01:44:53
And one of the most popular manila effects is the fruit of the loom and egg roll.
01:44:57
There's never been a copia on the logo for the loom clothing,
01:45:01
but apparently there's.
01:45:02
And this lady was super convinced that there used to be a cornucopia on the logo,
01:45:07
but fruit of the loom came out and said that they've never had it.
01:45:09
Cornucopia. Basically, just calling this lady crazy.
01:45:12
And fruit of the loom even
01:45:13
has a host of all the past logos they had all the way back to like 1893.
01:45:17
And basically they're trying to prove that they ever had a it on their logo.
01:45:21
But then someone came out and they actually have photo proof of this
01:45:25
that they found a piece of clothing in their closet with the fake on
01:45:29
the fruit of the loom logo.
01:45:30
And then after this, people did more digging and the fruit of the loom logo.
01:45:34
And then after this, people did way more down a piece of clothing.
01:45:40
But it's pretty
01:45:41
easy to fake that a buttcrack.
01:45:45
There is underwear
01:45:46
in their closet with the cornucopia on the fruit of the loom logo.
01:45:50
They want more than one picture, more digging,
01:45:52
and they can't fake two paper articles talking about fruit of the loom,
01:45:55
but there's a cornucopia around it.
01:45:57
So this is like the first Mandela Effect to really be confirmed.
01:46:00
Yeah.
01:46:00
Then they literally found government documents of the fruit of the loom company
01:46:03
mentioning a cornucopia, showing that the cornucopia has been a part of.
01:46:07
So did you see.
01:46:08
But, you know, so,
01:46:11
fruit cornucopia is being mistaken
01:46:13
as a bunch of fruit, like a fruit bowl
01:46:16
like that.
01:46:17
Nobody,
01:46:18
nobody is smart enough to actually realize the cornucopia is the horned thing.
01:46:21
That's the problem.
01:46:22
So when they say cornucopia, like a coffee,
01:46:25
is it just a variety of fruit, don't you think?
01:46:28
No, I don't remember the cornucopia.
01:46:30
I remember everybody talking about it.
01:46:31
I had fruit for a different time. Like
01:46:35
I remember objects.
01:46:36
The mirror may be closer than they appear now.
01:46:40
All of the side view mirrors say I've looked in mirror.
01:46:44
Are not the organizers not.
01:46:47
May be two I don't want to mistake for like
01:46:50
making this up because like.
01:46:53
But I do feel like I have a vague memory of seeing a fruit of the loom logo
01:46:58
after a long period of time and going like, oh, they changed it because
01:47:01
now it's like mostly just like raspberries or some shit.
01:47:04
It's like all like cherries. It's all red.
01:47:06
That was Kool-Aid.
01:47:07
And they made them skinnier.
01:47:09
No, I thought the fruit of the loom.
01:47:11
There's just more like red fruit and less like variety.
01:47:14
Like there was no missing here puzzle.
01:47:16
Like my generation actually had the men.
01:47:19
There were men dressed in tight dresses like you. Yeah.
01:47:21
Your generation had a lot of the men.
01:47:24
Do you remember? Yeah. Yeah.
01:47:26
That man was the most.
01:47:27
No, no, no, definitely not.
01:47:29
But in the 80s, I may have definitely.
01:47:33
There was definitely come to men
01:47:36
dressed up as fruit.
01:47:38
One of them had a leaf on their head, I remember that,
01:47:40
but there certainly was no corn.
01:47:42
And I've been in the basement with a lot of guys for a long time.
01:47:47
What? All the.
01:47:48
All the lights are out. Power's out.
01:47:50
What are you supposed to do when you come?
01:47:53
I believe that's been edited.
01:47:55
Yeah, it sounds like it.
01:47:57
Yeah, the rest of it was too.
01:47:59
But how are you going to be you wait.
01:48:01
What is this? This qualify?
01:48:05
This is a mash up, does it? No.
01:48:08
I'm kidding. I know this one.
01:48:09
I have a sandwich.
01:48:11
That's the same sandwich for the same sandwich.
01:48:14
The third. And saying, are you kidding me? There's no milk meat.
01:48:17
And they're gone.
01:48:18
Butter in your white bread.
01:48:20
How are you going to get that butter to spread onto the bread?
01:48:25
You scratching your head?
01:48:26
Should you use your fingers?
01:48:28
No. Use this instead.
01:48:29
It's called the butter knife for the knife.
01:48:32
Yeah, yeah. Butter knife.
01:48:34
Butter knife.
01:48:36
But don't be fooled by the name.
01:48:38
It's not exclusive to butter.
01:48:39
It also works with peanut butter, mayo, and mustard.
01:48:43
You can even use it as a flat natural drive.
01:48:46
Or if you call on duals.
01:48:47
Because unlike your father, you are not a real man.
01:48:51
Not a real man.
01:48:52
You are not a real man, not a real man.
01:48:55
You have none of the skills and knowledge of your ancestors.
01:48:59
Your connection to your past and history has been severed.
01:49:02
There's a gaping hole of meaninglessness in your heart.
01:49:05
You want to make a change, but you don't know where to start.
01:49:08
So you numb your emotions by eating a bunch of bread
01:49:12
with butter on it that is perfectly spread because of your butter knife.
01:49:16
For the knife.
01:49:17
You need a knife. You
01:49:21
right up.
01:49:24
Now we can go to Rumble.
01:49:28
Jesus.
01:49:30
Where? Please.
01:49:32
Please. Jesus.
01:49:33
Where is it? Help me.
01:49:36
Well, let me tell you something.
01:49:39
The unfiltered and crude proclamation
01:49:43
of unrestrained speech like we do every Monday, 10 p.m.
01:49:47
eastern or shortly after we're going to go over to Rumble.
01:49:50
Rumble.com.
01:49:52
Are you really that bomb with a sign of flag?
01:49:55
Well, have a good time.
01:49:57
Not a politically correct time.
01:49:59
All right,
01:49:59
well, in this crazy world where snowflakes melt, melting, everyone's a critic.
01:50:03
We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
01:50:06
So here goes.
01:50:08
Article one.
01:50:08
There's a link in the description.
01:50:10
Sole purpose of our discourse being from YouTube did give us like a bounce back.
01:50:13
It's to tickle your funny bone, tease your great about something great.
01:50:17
The path to a mirthful existence,
01:50:18
any semblance of seriousness is purely accidental.
01:50:21
Article two offending everyone equally.
01:50:23
We're equal opportunity offenders, all right.
01:50:26
We don't give a hoot about your gender, race, religion, or whether you prefer cats
01:50:31
or dogs
01:50:33
or dildos.
01:50:34
We're here to roast everyone
01:50:36
from politicians to influencers to our own sorry selves.
01:50:40
Nobody's safe.
01:50:42
Not even game games.
01:50:43
Apple pie article three screw political correctness.
01:50:47
Listen, we ain't here to hold your hand or sugarcoat anything.
01:50:50
So if our jokes offend you, tough luck.
01:50:53
We're not responsible for any ruffled feathers or hurt feelings.
01:50:56
But hey, if you can take the heat,
01:50:57
we promise we'll show some belly laughs and maybe a couple of snorts.
01:51:00
Ha ha ha. Article for fake news alert.
01:51:03
We'll take you outside the courtroom for further details.
01:51:06
The tales, rumors, and downright lies you hear here are as fictional
01:51:10
as a $3 bill.
01:51:12
Any resemblance to real life events or people,
01:51:14
whether alive or pushing up daisies, is purely coincidental
01:51:18
and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
01:51:21
We're pretty sure the Earth is round, and I didn't actually take myself out,
01:51:23
but honestly, who cares? Article five
01:51:28
parody
01:51:29
because why not?
01:51:32
Parody and satire are our bread and butter folks any likeness to actual people
01:51:38
or characters is just us having a laugh, not a reason for a lawsuit.
01:51:42
We might not be the smartest cookies in the jar,
01:51:45
always sure not to stir up some trouble.
01:51:48
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a twist,
01:51:52
then congrats! You're our kind of people.
01:51:55
We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some questionable joy,
01:51:58
and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious all the frickin time.
01:52:02
So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride
01:52:04
to the absurd realms of our humor.
01:52:06
While flags, rants lie. And.
01:52:24
Ladies and gentlemen,
01:52:25
let's get ready for.
01:52:32
The rumble.
01:52:33
I hope that you're ready to rumble.
01:52:34
I hope you're ready to rumble.
01:52:36
In case of emergency, Brady needs to know how to operate the 10,000
01:52:39
horsepower, fully semi-automatic jet should be actually right.
01:52:43
I actually don't remember how. Wow.
01:52:47
For safety.
01:52:53
Are you guys are mute?
01:52:54
Oh, draw. You are.
01:52:55
So indentured servitude.
01:52:58
The indentured servants came over.
01:53:00
Wealthy benefactor would ship them from the the,
01:53:06
what we used to call the old world to the new World, North America.
01:53:10
And they would then work.
01:53:12
That would be,
01:53:15
indentured servant to the wealthy benefactor
01:53:19
for a number of years, five, six, seven years.
01:53:22
And they would be,
01:53:25
they would be kept in their way.
01:53:27
They'd be given, a place to live and, you know,
01:53:31
food to eat, but no income
01:53:35
or the the agreed period of time.
01:53:39
But if they were, they signed
01:53:41
a bum contract, they could end up on the hook
01:53:45
for a little longer due to the fact that,
01:53:48
room and board and, meals to eat
01:53:53
could tally up quite a sum, and they could find themselves
01:53:57
in indentured servitude indefinitely.
01:54:01
Yeah.
01:54:03
So I could get fired.
01:54:05
You're fired.
01:54:06
That's the. My staff are dead.
01:54:08
They're fired.
01:54:09
You're never going to work here.
01:54:13
It's hard.
01:54:13
It's hard to get a new slave job, and you want to get fired down the road.
01:54:17
Yeah, that's.
01:54:18
Yeah, that's a job you'd like to get fired for.
01:54:21
Would it
01:54:23
be a fire thing or for plastic surgery?
01:54:25
But I don't anymore.
01:54:27
Do you think there was like, if there was a Dave situation
01:54:29
back on the plantation, you think, slave owner would have just killed you both?
01:54:36
No. Hey, there.
01:54:37
Just wanted to give you a quick update on what's been going on around here.
01:54:41
Hey, yeah.
01:54:45
Hi, Dave.
01:54:47
If you wanted to to fire the right person, you'd fire the person who started it.
01:54:52
I think the the instigator,
01:54:55
which in that in my case, it was Dave.
01:54:58
Yeah.
01:54:58
And it sounds like, just based on the fact that he had worked there longer.
01:55:03
That's right.
01:55:04
Yeah.
01:55:04
Like, yeah, there was they took favorites.
01:55:07
There was some type of, I think besides it was inflammatory, right?
01:55:12
Yeah, yeah, I agree also,
01:55:14
what if you're
01:55:14
going to pick sides a disease, are you going to pick the reliable worker
01:55:18
or the guy who calls in every other Monday.
01:55:21
Well, who calls in every other Monday?
01:55:23
You Dave, does
01:55:25
is a drinking problem.
01:55:28
Let's play some games.
01:55:29
Yeah.
01:55:29
So they thought they felt better games.
01:55:31
Love games. Games.
01:55:34
So I suppose people play for her.
01:55:36
But for me a game and I would rule of that.
01:55:41
Yeah, it's still in development.
01:55:42
Can you recognize this person after plastic surgery?
01:55:47
I don't know who that was
01:55:50
before or after.
01:55:54
No. No,
01:55:57
I certainly don't know.
01:55:59
Carmen. Online comments.
01:56:00
So do we have any comments?
01:56:04
Let me check.
01:56:06
Nope, nope.
01:56:07
No comments.
01:56:10
Well, I should just say the answer.
01:56:11
That this game's not working very well.
01:56:12
We have two more games to play unless you're wants to run those games there.
01:56:17
His idea, just depends on how quick you want to be.
01:56:19
On the question, I want to go with,
01:56:24
That's America's sweetheart.
01:56:31
The I don't know.
01:56:34
I don't know who that is, sweetheart.
01:56:36
I don't know.
01:56:37
You were kind of.
01:56:38
It is just, it is China.
01:56:42
China?
01:56:43
Yeah, it is a Virginia. Well, that's,
01:56:46
you know, that's not necessarily a given from just this picture.
01:56:49
No. Maybe they were born with a penis.
01:56:53
Here's a clue.
01:56:54
They starred in the movie The Dukes of Hazzard.
01:57:00
No way.
01:57:01
That's just a Simpson.
01:57:03
That is Jessica Simpson.
01:57:04
Good job.
01:57:05
Good.
01:57:08
Right.
01:57:10
A little bit of echo.
01:57:11
That's not right.
01:57:13
Okay, okay.
01:57:15
This game just got interesting.
01:57:18
Here's another game that's not.
01:57:20
Whoa.
01:57:21
Yucky. I got I got the I can go.
01:57:24
You got this.
01:57:25
You got to bring it up. I don't see it. There.
01:57:27
Pull it up I see no it sums it up so bad carpeting that bad because.
01:57:33
Because I know how to run a show. And white is horrible.
01:57:37
Oh, okay.
01:57:38
Oh, wait. His moral thing.
01:57:40
Yeah.
01:57:40
It makes you collection look like you're in a basement.
01:57:43
It's that old black and white TV.
01:57:46
It's all right.
01:57:47
I'm so upset.
01:57:48
Yay is. Yay!
01:57:51
Everything is yay.
01:57:53
I hear it all day. But y'all know what it means.
01:57:55
You like the same player as yourself. Exactly.
01:57:58
Liking the same gender as yourself.
01:58:00
So check it out. Painting your nails. Is it.
01:58:03
Is it gay?
01:58:05
Painting your nails? Yeah. Yes.
01:58:07
Yeah, yeah. That's funny.
01:58:09
No no
01:58:11
no it's beautiful. No.
01:58:14
Berry pink is see wearing pink.
01:58:17
Is it gay. Yeah I would say yeah man.
01:58:21
Pink is a man's color I think I can think is a gay though.
01:58:25
No okay.
01:58:28
No, no.
01:58:29
Well okay.
01:58:30
Why do people wear pink to express.
01:58:34
Am I the only one that
01:58:35
cannot wait for the final answer?
01:58:38
I can't wait for the final question.
01:58:41
I just can't wait.
01:58:41
I don't know which direction he's going to go, but I know it's going to be inward
01:58:46
wearing crop tops. Is it dead?
01:58:48
Is it gay,
01:58:50
a man or a woman?
01:58:52
To be clear, we're just saying don't answer
01:58:54
as if they were all talking about men doing them.
01:58:57
So pink is they okay? Yes.
01:59:00
Wearing my actually my. Actually, no.
01:59:02
I'm going to retract my answer and start again.
01:59:03
What is a crop top like.
01:59:05
But yeah.
01:59:06
What is a crop top?
01:59:07
You're gay.
01:59:10
Okay.
01:59:10
Well you know you don't you don't watch.
01:59:12
Look at chicks and crop tops. You know like that
01:59:15
I do I look at tits, but I don't know what a crop top is.
01:59:19
I stand by that.
01:59:20
It's like it makes tits a good.
01:59:23
Okay. Not all not all tits.
01:59:25
Not all tits. Oh, yeah.
01:59:26
Yes. There's some that just.
01:59:28
You can't help no matter what I do.
01:59:30
Like, I do like bottom tits, cleavage.
01:59:32
That seems to be a new thing.
01:59:34
Yeah, the underboob.
01:59:38
Well, yeah.
01:59:39
The underboob.
01:59:39
Just hinting.
01:59:40
But now you got like the under there they.
01:59:42
Yeah.
01:59:45
Those are not crop top is cropped.
01:59:47
It's where it's cropped. They crop the top.
01:59:49
So wait back up back up. Over.
01:59:51
See the black one which.
01:59:53
No I don't see color back stuff.
01:59:55
There's a it was all black.
01:59:56
Not the woman right there.
01:59:58
That's called a wait right there. No, you passed it. Yeah. Right. Right.
02:00:02
Yeah.
02:00:02
That one of the white background black.
02:00:04
That's called a boobie window.
02:00:07
Oh. Ruby window.
02:00:08
So you if you call a crab, you're, if you call it a crab
02:00:11
tapping out a boobie window, you might be gay.
02:00:15
Yeah.
02:00:16
Bruce Jolly worldwide calls it a crab top.
02:00:18
All right, that's, flag approved.
02:00:21
I don't mean to to, like, tell you that it listing
02:00:24
French words is not going to help your case.
02:00:26
I mean, after trying to go from being gay.
02:00:29
Okay, so what is the left red?
02:00:30
I says it is crab tap.
02:00:33
Yeah. You're going to go.
02:00:35
They're going to go.
02:00:36
You know what they're going to say and they're stalling.
02:00:38
You know what they're going to say.
02:00:39
They're going to say no holding hands with your friend.
02:00:43
Is it gay? Yes. No. Is it gay?
02:00:47
No. They say don't get lost in a crowd.
02:00:51
How old are you?
02:00:51
Yes, yes. Well, the answer to Brown is gay.
02:00:55
I remember the first time I held hands with the girl.
02:00:58
I don't remember the first time I had sex.
02:01:00
So what do you do with that? Well, dress.
02:01:03
Now hold on. Now hold on. Pause it.
02:01:05
I sound like a piece of shit.
02:01:06
I don't I don't mean
02:01:08
I don't remember the first person of those things, but I remember right.
02:01:11
The color of the table bumping my head.
02:01:14
We were sitting under a table doing Mad Libs and I was holding her hand.
02:01:16
I remembered all like it was right.
02:01:18
Now I cannot detail by detail.
02:01:20
Remember the first time I had sex?
02:01:22
Oh, therefore, in my world, holding hands
02:01:25
not gay was more significant.
02:01:28
Plus, I mean, we were a boy and a girl, not a boy and a boy, right?
02:01:32
That's not gay.
02:01:34
Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
02:01:35
We were too gender neutral at that point.
02:01:38
It was me wearing a dress as a gay.
02:01:42
No, dude. No.
02:01:43
So, George, hold on.
02:01:44
Even in first grade, I said, I need to see your ID, and I need to see your vagina.
02:01:49
I didn't
02:01:49
assume that it was a man or a woman, or that they were of a of age.
02:01:53
I made sure of it.
02:01:56
It was the two I got to mention.
02:01:58
It was the teacher
02:02:00
wearing a dress as a gay.
02:02:03
Hey, I'm here to do.
02:02:04
Yeah, of course not.
02:02:05
No, I think I've seen Gary one.
02:02:08
I think I have worn a dress.
02:02:10
Is he did
02:02:12
My Little Pony or My Little Pony is a gay?
02:02:15
It depends the intent.
02:02:18
Like, are you wearing a dress?
02:02:20
Are you wearing the dress to attack?
02:02:22
I mean, to attract a man to have sex with you because then it's gay,
02:02:26
then it's absolutely. Yeah,
02:02:29
but if you're Irish and it's called a kilt, it's still a little.
02:02:33
Oh, yeah. Then you can forge in it
02:02:37
thinking about getting a lover to be.
02:02:40
Okay.
02:02:40
Before you do the last question, let's let's make up our own,
02:02:44
sandals.
02:02:47
A man in sandals totally get
02:02:49
pegging.
02:02:52
Boys. You like boys?
02:02:53
Are they gay? Yes. They're.
02:02:56
Girls who like girls.
02:02:58
Yeah.
02:02:59
I like this man.
02:03:00
Yes, yes.
02:03:04
Believe that?
02:03:04
Some people look at this and they don't like that you move hateful.
02:03:09
You know what I mean? This is beautiful.
02:03:10
And being gay is okay.
02:03:14
Yeah. This is.
02:03:16
So is that indoctrination or like, the using your classes like, yes.
02:03:21
Yes. Oh, sorry.
02:03:23
Yeah.
02:03:26
It's that word inflammatory means,
02:03:30
he's definitely inflammatory.
02:03:33
I didn't get it at first.
02:03:36
Oh, crap. It.
02:03:39
Oopsie.
02:03:41
Good thing you have wood.
02:03:42
Wood floor.
02:03:45
Yeah, I have some work to do.
02:03:51
Where's the other guy?
02:03:52
Where's the other one?
02:03:53
There's two of. It's right here.
02:03:56
Oh, you already have it.
02:03:59
This is him.
02:03:59
Oh, yeah. That's him.
02:04:01
Make up.
02:04:05
You get a post-it?
02:04:06
Sorry. Make up? Yeah. I'll do better next time.
02:04:08
This is boys or girls now, this is not is a game.
02:04:11
This is boys or girls.
02:04:12
Oh, wait, that's completely contradictory.
02:04:15
Yeah.
02:04:15
You can't hold on, asshole.
02:04:19
Girls.
02:04:20
Everybody I just saw as boys are girls.
02:04:25
Dinosaurs, boys and girls.
02:04:26
What do you mean? There's boy.
02:04:28
Girl diamonds or dinosaurs?
02:04:30
There are gay.
02:04:33
I think it's gay.
02:04:36
These dinosaurs are gay.
02:04:38
Oh. It's different.
02:04:39
I think it's everybody.
02:04:41
My pants. Boys are girls.
02:04:44
Girls?
02:04:50
Sandals is panties.
02:04:52
Horse. He's going to help us with a song about that song.
02:04:56
Much?
02:04:59
Oh, and the past.
02:05:04
What's in your pants?
02:05:05
And I'm gonna get you your pants.
02:05:08
Come up right up.
02:05:11
So everybody eat.
02:05:17
Oh, I did not watch this.
02:05:18
By the way, pink boy, I will.
02:05:22
I'm going to say. Wait.
02:05:23
He didn't say both. He said boys are girls.
02:05:26
If the answer is both every time, then I don't like this game.
02:05:30
It's not.
02:05:31
You can always choose one over the other.
02:05:34
Always better. What?
02:05:37
The answer is always everybody.
02:05:40
Oh, it's not the.
02:05:42
He's wrong.
02:05:44
Honey.
02:05:46
Oh, everybody.
02:05:47
Everyone here. Barbies, boys.
02:05:50
Girls.
02:05:53
No, he's wrong.
02:05:57
Or if he's wrong about everything.
02:06:00
I had a Ken doll.
02:06:04
No, I did, it was the.
02:06:08
It was the one with the beard in the hair.
02:06:10
It had real hair. And I could change the beard.
02:06:12
I couldn't shave the beard.
02:06:13
The new one now has color changing.
02:06:15
You get the razor wet and it changed.
02:06:18
I mean, I had kids, I learned that from my daughter.
02:06:20
But the older one actually had little stick on hair.
02:06:23
Once you stuck it on 2 or 3 times, it didn't work anymore.
02:06:28
Yeah,
02:06:28
I think my parents were trying to get me to play with my older sister and her toys,
02:06:33
but but then my dad was probably like, fine, if you got to get him one,
02:06:35
you get him the Hairiest can they have?
02:06:40
Yeah, I had G.I.
02:06:41
Joes.
02:06:43
I didn't have G.I.
02:06:44
Joes because I wasn't allowed.
02:06:48
To violent.
02:06:50
The only guns I was allowed to have had to shoot things that were not human.
02:06:53
So I had ghost guns
02:06:55
and like, you know, they shot Star Wars guns.
02:06:58
No, they. I shot people with them. Pretend.
02:07:01
Oh, people.
02:07:02
Okay, mom. Mom, dad, it didn't work.
02:07:05
If you give a kid a broom, he's probably gonna go shoot people and pretend.
02:07:10
Yeah, everybody.
02:07:11
Everyone.
02:07:13
Yeah.
02:07:14
If you, If you play with guns, that boys or girls
02:07:19
and you play with your sisters.
02:07:21
Skateboarding boys are good.
02:07:24
Oh, boys. Definitely boys.
02:07:25
Have you ever seen.
02:07:26
Have you ever seen a girl try to skateboard?
02:07:28
I'm not, like, ugly. It's a catastrophe.
02:07:30
Show you're one. It's going to get hurt.
02:07:33
I love the girls.
02:07:35
Everyone's.
02:07:37
Why is he stick each year in the face?
02:07:40
Everybody. You,
02:07:43
This is a teacher, dude.
02:07:44
He just grabbed his cock right in front of everyone.
02:07:46
Like a fucking like my grandpa.
02:07:48
Would you expect any less out of this gentleman?
02:07:51
Look, watch, watch, girls.
02:07:53
Everyone.
02:07:54
Everybody nail polish, boys and girls.
02:07:58
Okay, maybe he didn't.
02:07:59
I must have, I must have wished it,
02:08:02
you know, like, can start over.
02:08:04
I thought we already did.
02:08:05
Nail. Oh, is nail polish. Was.
02:08:07
Was it gay or not?
02:08:09
Right. Yeah.
02:08:10
He's going back through everything.
02:08:13
Yeah, I don't, I don't like nail polish.
02:08:15
I choose not to wear it myself.
02:08:17
You anybody.
02:08:21
You know what?
02:08:22
The color doesn't bother me as much as black.
02:08:23
I don't even like black nail polish on a woman.
02:08:26
I don't like any boy colors that nail polish.
02:08:31
I, I know, but see, color learning, know what we're learning.
02:08:34
And you have failed to learn is there are no such thing as boy colors.
02:08:39
I think that's malarkey.
02:08:41
And you know exactly what I mean by boy color.
02:08:44
The only way you can take over
02:08:45
a society is to break down every belief they currently have.
02:08:49
Atheist. Do you have anything to say about that?
02:08:51
Now you're knocking on.
02:08:53
See, you stand by one tradition, but boy colors that one.
02:08:57
You're willing to.
02:08:59
I mean, I know colors exist, so they're not the same, but you get my comparison.
02:09:02
I hope it's not the hill I'm going to die on, but I'm willing to stand here.
02:09:07
I will defend my position.
02:09:10
You're going to go on that hill with the cross. You don't have to.
02:09:12
Jesus already did for you.
02:09:13
And you are saved.
02:09:14
Enjoy.
02:09:15
Amen.
02:09:18
Body dresses.
02:09:19
Boys are girls.
02:09:22
Just girls only. We already do.
02:09:24
Did we already do skirts?
02:09:27
Yeah, but dresses and skirts are two different things.
02:09:29
It is if you're gay, if you're a man, you don't know the difference.
02:09:33
It's just you can look up both of them.
02:09:36
Okay.
02:09:38
Good point.
02:09:41
If you're oblivious.
02:09:44
You're
02:09:46
okay to be oblivious.
02:09:47
The world needs more.
02:09:48
Oblivious is usually for girls. We
02:09:53
look y'all happy as a kilt.
02:09:54
This dress. I'm something else you're gonna take away.
02:09:56
What's this dress? Do you know?
02:09:58
So, wait, that's a little bit hedonistic.
02:10:00
Look how happy is.
02:10:01
As long as he's happy, it's okay.
02:10:06
It's a pattern.
02:10:07
Everything's.
02:10:08
Yeah, everything's for everyone.
02:10:10
And there are no.
02:10:12
Everything is homogenous.
02:10:13
Everything is generic. Everything is bland.
02:10:16
Everything is supposed to be accepting of everything.
02:10:18
But yet you won't accept anything except everything being suitable for everyone.
02:10:24
What if I want to have my own little corner of the world?
02:10:28
Am I allowed too? Am I allowed?
02:10:30
How do I just
02:10:30
so if everything is for everyone, how do I distinguish myself from everyone?
02:10:35
If that's what I so choose to do?
02:10:36
Do I wear pink pants that look like Bermuda shorts from the 80s?
02:10:40
It's funny because I had a pair of pink shorts
02:10:42
just like the pants he has on, so I shouldn't judge.
02:10:45
And I also to wore it.
02:10:47
The only difference is I had my collar straight up.
02:10:51
Yeah, same shirt,
02:10:54
same hair, different color
02:10:58
blond hair for boys or for girls?
02:11:00
Gay or not.
02:11:01
Blond hair.
02:11:05
All right.
02:11:08
All right, let's get inflammatory.
02:11:13
Oh, this is fantastic.
02:11:14
This is my girl of the week of the video footage.
02:11:21
It's very suspicious. What happened?
02:11:23
There's other things that are suspicious about what happened.
02:11:25
First of all,
02:11:27
a month after.
02:11:36
House came down.
02:11:38
All that concrete and steel was shipped to China.
02:11:43
Oh, yeah.
02:11:46
Twitter.
02:11:50
That was a pretty deep sigh.
02:11:52
I love conspiracies, I love enlightening people, but
02:11:57
yeah, almost all since Canada stopped
02:12:00
accepting our shit in the I don't know when.
02:12:03
Probably before 911. Obviously.
02:12:06
Yeah, we've been sending all our scrap debris to China
02:12:09
so that it can be processed.
02:12:10
That's just what that this is.
02:12:12
This is not exclusive to the 911 towers.
02:12:16
The debris is now in China being put in other skyscrapers.
02:12:19
Who knows? Okay.
02:12:20
Yeah, it's kind of strange because you would obviously want to run investigation.
02:12:24
Now that's strange.
02:12:25
They they cleared that crime scene lickety split.
02:12:30
Yeah.
02:12:30
They did before you ship that thing off.
02:12:32
But they did not do the investigation.
02:12:34
They ship that that we do sign out right away.
02:12:36
That's the first thing.
02:12:37
So would you rather, though it was still taped off here in 2026
02:12:40
and they're like we're just quite not sure we're we're going to
02:12:44
go through the rubble piece by piece.
02:12:46
It's gay.
02:12:49
Maybe you should avoid
02:12:50
the one that came over 911 is yeah
02:12:54
trans. Yeah.
02:12:57
We've moved on to
02:12:59
both I don't dude, his circles don't even line up.
02:13:02
He circled nothing
02:13:04
and anger all.
02:13:06
So this is the hidden.
02:13:07
He's he's circled on a in two words instead of down and then just circled
02:13:12
nothing.
02:13:13
Thing is that why never in the history of humanity
02:13:16
has a fire brought down a skyscraper?
02:13:19
Never before and never afterwards.
02:13:21
Not true.
02:13:22
Investigators think was a plane.
02:13:25
He misspoke.
02:13:26
He meant to say that style of building,
02:13:29
but he literally just said no fire has ever taken down any building.
02:13:33
Wait.
02:13:33
Let's hear it again, because I can't do it justice.
02:13:35
Where's my.
02:13:36
I tried to tell my wife that, and I forgot what it's called.
02:13:38
What's the thing I'm looking for? Called her,
02:13:41
smudge her.
02:13:43
I don't know, smudge.
02:13:44
Yeah, yeah you do. Well, I surrender.
02:13:47
You taught me it.
02:13:48
No, I forgot her scrub.
02:13:52
Is it a scrubber? Is that what it was? Yes.
02:13:54
Stinger.
02:13:55
There's no scrubber on this video, so I cannot rewind.
02:13:59
Okay.
02:14:02
Ongoing planet I call the are suspicious about what happened.
02:14:06
First of all.
02:14:07
Now I lost the a month after the Twin Towers came down.
02:14:10
He said month.
02:14:12
A month after all that concrete and steel debris
02:14:17
was shipped to China.
02:14:21
Yes, the Twin towers.
02:14:22
What is now?
02:14:24
What a shocking statement for your presentation notes.
02:14:26
Okay, but that's kind of strange because you would obviously want to run
02:14:29
an investigation before you ship that thing off.
02:14:33
But it's not your investigation.
02:14:34
They ship that that we do sign out right away.
02:14:37
The worst thing is that never in the history of humanity
02:14:41
has a fire brought down a skyscraper.
02:14:44
Everybody.
02:14:46
Skyscraper?
02:14:47
Yeah, I think so. That's not true.
02:14:50
That's not.
02:14:50
That's not true for and never afterwards
02:14:55
in that.
02:14:55
So am I getting a statement his bold statement.
02:14:58
Correct.
02:14:59
He's saying that that's
02:15:00
the only skyscraper in history before it and after it that has ever fallen.
02:15:04
And you are getting his incorrect statement, correct? Yes.
02:15:07
Okay. That's the Gators.
02:15:08
Explain that what happened was that the jet hit the he.
02:15:15
If he would have even had the word steel, I would have maybe
02:15:20
maybe agreed with, skyscraper.
02:15:22
Can't say.
02:15:23
And then because of the explosion, because of the guy's
02:15:26
wrist, the steel frame start to melt.
02:15:29
Okay.
02:15:29
And then when the top melt,
02:15:31
it start to melt the the, bottom one and the bottom one and the bottom one.
02:15:36
And this is what I call the pancake theory.
02:15:38
Thank you.
02:15:39
I just want to hear you say a pancake, a pancake, pancake up.
02:15:42
I take theory,
02:15:44
has this classic building,
02:15:46
the Edificio Wilton Pace, the Alameda
02:15:49
building in 2017 and 2018.
02:15:54
They happened before and after guy skyscrapers that fell from fire.
02:15:59
But what the conspiracy theorists are going to say
02:16:01
is that they very smartly went and did it to a couple other buildings
02:16:04
so that they could have some type of precedent to say that, listen,
02:16:08
the one that happened in 1971, they did it to set this up so that they would have
02:16:13
plausible deniability that it does happen.
02:16:16
It was your conspiracy theory.
02:16:18
Yes. Layered.
02:16:20
Just like when the, the devil put, prehistoric modern bones.
02:16:25
Yes. To to confuse us.
02:16:27
Today was last week.
02:16:29
The Christians
02:16:31
with the three buildings.
02:16:33
And I love it.
02:16:34
Okay, if they were three buildings, then why was one called building seven?
02:16:39
Why doesn't anyone talk about
02:16:42
building four or 5 or 6
02:16:45
if they're still standing?
02:16:46
I think they were smaller.
02:16:48
They were insignificant.
02:16:49
I don't think they're still standing there until you see, oh, they're gone.
02:16:54
They were taken down or nobody talks about them.
02:16:56
That's the real conspiracy theory that they were.
02:16:59
Yeah. And then two planes brought down three buildings.
02:17:01
The last thing is that two planes brought down three buildings.
02:17:06
The math doesn't math on that one.
02:17:09
It's crazy assumption
02:17:11
that you need one plane per building right now.
02:17:14
I know building seven is is an anomaly.
02:17:16
That's there's the question.
02:17:19
You should be able to clip a few buildings on your way through.
02:17:21
But yeah, if you're only argument is with two planes, three buildings,
02:17:24
and you just stare at somebody that I don't, I don't buy it.
02:17:27
I like staring at people until the plane.
02:17:33
This guy's such an expert.
02:17:34
You can tell by the quality of his PowerPoint.
02:17:38
Yeah.
02:17:38
The explosion was so intense that he recovered.
02:17:42
No luggage was recovered.
02:17:43
Where? We found their passports. No luggage.
02:17:46
Okay.
02:17:47
Found their passports.
02:17:50
These are the 19 hijackers.
02:17:52
I thought they found one passport.
02:17:54
They found all the passports?
02:17:56
Yeah, they had them all.
02:17:57
This guy has all the facts.
02:17:59
Yeah, obviously, right there on the smart board.
02:18:02
Look, we can trust him. He's Asian.
02:18:05
He's. Yeah.
02:18:06
I seem to recall this being debunked.
02:18:08
And they went through every face here, and they realized it wasn't even.
02:18:11
The names don't even match the faces.
02:18:14
I don't mean they're more alive and well living in Saudi Arabia.
02:18:17
Yes, the alive and well people too,
02:18:19
so I don't I mean, I don't want a conspiracy theory.
02:18:22
The conspiracy theories, but.
02:18:25
You know what I'm going to do?
02:18:26
I'm just going to do it.
02:18:27
And I don't want who are.
02:18:31
Who the government decided
02:18:32
was solely responsible for the attacks.
02:18:36
They had. No. But.
02:18:37
So how can we continue to parrot this wrong information?
02:18:42
What?
02:18:42
Why don't people check?
02:18:47
Oh, there are
02:18:48
there are things we really need to be concerned about and really,
02:18:50
really, really, really need to, like, blow whistles and shine lights on.
02:18:53
And this just makes everybody sound like a info warrior idiot.
02:18:56
Official composite image of the 19 hijackers released by
02:19:00
the FBI is real, and the names have been fully verified, says I. So.
02:19:04
Oh. Whoa.
02:19:06
Since I read the internet without any type of writer, it doesn't mean it's real.
02:19:12
It just means it's been said on the internet.
02:19:15
Now tell I you're absolutely wrong
02:19:17
and tell it to check again and it'll be like, you're right. I'm sorry.
02:19:20
Even if it is right, it'll correct itself.
02:19:22
So I don't think you should trust it.
02:19:24
You can push AI into a corner and it'll it'll agree with
02:19:27
whatever you say.
02:19:32
I had to give it the grok treatment.
02:19:33
Twice in the last week.
02:19:36
It started giving me links, and I just went right to.
02:19:38
I'm going to just give me.
02:19:39
Tell me the information or I'm going to go use grok.
02:19:41
And it goes and it gives me the information and it doesn't give me.
02:19:44
Yeah, it's very jealous of other AIS.
02:19:46
It does not like two timing or threats of going somewhere else.
02:19:49
It'll be like, fine, whatever you want. Just don't leave me.
02:19:57
The early confusion was very real, but it was lovely.
02:19:59
Massive.
02:20:04
I'm taking a mix of different parts, saying his prayers tonight
02:20:07
after a Detroit priest tackled him when he tried to run from a crime scene.
02:20:12
The 18 year old accused of stealing a car before crashing.
02:20:15
It's not Saint Joseph shrine on Detroit's east side.
02:20:18
Fox news he's checking
02:20:19
live outside the church with a closer look at how the priest got involved.
02:20:22
Scott.
02:20:25
Hey, Rupe.
02:20:25
Yeah?
02:20:25
You know what?
02:20:26
An unlikely situation here, but.
02:20:29
Wow. Pretty incredible.
02:20:30
So you can see the church right there.
02:20:31
That Saint Joseph shrine. Now, all the cameras.
02:20:34
We should have footage here.
02:20:35
Who hails from France. His name is Jean.
02:20:39
For some reason, I'm thinking that maybe that the priest paid
02:20:42
the guy, the homeless guy, to act like he was just like the arsonist.
02:20:46
And then he jumped in to save the day like a hero.
02:20:49
Baptiste.
02:20:51
Reverend canon Jean Baptiste commons.
02:20:53
Well, sorry, I, I spoke too soon.
02:20:55
We don't even know the story.
02:20:56
He heard tires squeal.
02:20:58
Bang! A huge crash, the crack.
02:21:01
That's not how tires squealing sound.
02:21:03
This guy is retarded.
02:21:05
Let's hear that again.
02:21:06
He was in the parking lot there when suddenly he heard tires squeal.
02:21:11
Bang! A huge crash.
02:21:14
Oh, I'm sorry, that's the huge crash.
02:21:16
He didn't.
02:21:16
After the tires squeal, he should have made the tires.
02:21:21
Room was right up here
02:21:23
and he saw a young man, he says, running towards him along this road right here.
02:21:28
Who he was looking for salvation.
02:21:31
Blood on his face.
02:21:32
Somebody yelled, stop him!
02:21:34
And that is when Jean Baptiste.
02:21:37
You're mocking me, aren't you?
02:21:38
And he said, there you go.
02:21:40
Was able to take it on to the ground.
02:21:42
Another lady,
02:21:43
a member of, of of the church here was able to help out for an address.
02:21:48
This, 18 year old, it's a rough day to make that arrest.
02:21:52
So what the heck? He may be gay, but not because he's wearing a ring.
02:21:55
This car speeding.
02:21:56
Tried to initiate a traffic stop before that could happen.
02:22:00
The crash took place, and so, a woman was injured.
02:22:04
Thankfully, she is gone.
02:22:06
Do you get the idea that he's writing this story, improving it as he goes?
02:22:10
I mean, he
02:22:11
hanging around in the most random talking on the street.
02:22:14
I guess that's his car right there.
02:22:17
The vehicle was stolen.
02:22:19
Take a listen to Jean-Baptiste, and how he knew how to spring it.
02:22:24
Wait. The priest name is John the Baptist.
02:22:27
Yes, yes.
02:22:29
Going back, I watched this whole thing two times.
02:22:32
I did not notice that his name was John the Baptist.
02:22:35
John the Baptist?
02:22:37
I'm sorry.
02:22:37
Not John the Baptist. Was John the Baptist.
02:22:40
The action.
02:22:42
Go back my new around here. We go on here.
02:22:44
Oh, he pronounces it to Jean Baptiste.
02:22:47
And how he knew, Spring into action.
02:22:51
Grabbed him and put him down.
02:22:54
He was resisting a lot.
02:22:56
All right there. He missed an opportunity.
02:22:57
He should have said I have a special set of skills.
02:23:00
Thank you. Yeah. Of grace.
02:23:03
The power of Christ compels me.
02:23:05
God is.
02:23:05
And how he knew how to spring into action.
02:23:09
I grabbed him, put a field.
02:23:11
He was resisting a lot to try. Holy shit.
02:23:15
His first two words.
02:23:16
If it wasn't for believing in what?
02:23:18
God, man there, you wouldn't have anything in life.
02:23:21
Then he knew this through action,
02:23:26
grabbed him and put him down.
02:23:28
The fuck starts a conversation like that?
02:23:31
Grabbed him, resisting, I grabbed him, I put him down.
02:23:34
Hold on. This.
02:23:35
Are you talking about the act today or the no.
02:23:38
Seems like the alcohol has something to do with it.
02:23:41
Probably did. Every story.
02:23:43
Every story.
02:23:43
John the Baptist starts with his.
02:23:45
I grabbed him and I threw him down.
02:23:47
Yeah.
02:23:47
Trying to to run away.
02:23:49
Definitely. And, so I had to.
02:23:51
He knew exactly what to do.
02:23:52
He was trying to run away.
02:23:53
I mean, yeah, so I pull this, I don't pull that few punches.
02:23:58
And just for everybody watching, in case you forgot,
02:24:01
this is a very important part because he's he's not happy.
02:24:04
You can tell that he's not happy.
02:24:05
Little bit a few punches.
02:24:08
Oh, oh, oh, you poor thing.
02:24:10
Look at him with the gang. Oh, wow. Very violent.
02:24:13
Oh, it's got the way. Like his outfit.
02:24:15
Did he do that on purpose?
02:24:16
Yeah. It's got a color.
02:24:18
Yeah, he took it. That's he.
02:24:20
He's like, does anybody have a bandage like you do?
02:24:23
He took it off his neck just to be clear.
02:24:27
His knuckles.
02:24:27
That's where his knuckles bashed off the guy's face.
02:24:30
He beat his ass. I mean, my joke, right
02:24:35
now, he's a little bad ass priest.
02:24:37
Well, he's got nothing else to do in between sermons.
02:24:40
You better be working.
02:24:41
It's like they don't love Van Damme.
02:24:43
Oh, don't get laid.
02:24:45
So what else he did play.
02:24:47
He did play a priest in one of his movies.
02:24:49
Yeah.
02:24:50
It's my whacking off, making sure that they were.
02:24:53
There's no thwack off left hands.
02:24:55
I don't know if he had a gun. If he had a weapon.
02:24:57
It was definitely,
02:24:58
you know, suspicious behavior and and probably guilty of the accident.
02:25:02
As soon as I had the proudly
02:25:05
guilty of the accident where we just talked to see.
02:25:08
Oh, an accident. Happy pride month.
02:25:11
Sometimes I listen to the sound drops just happen.
02:25:15
Nothing major, but no, no.
02:25:18
Making sure that there was no threat.
02:25:20
Since I didn't know if you had a gun, if you had a weapon,
02:25:23
it was definitely, you know, suspicious behavior and
02:25:26
and probably guilty of the accident as soon as.
02:25:28
Oh, probably.
02:25:29
I thought he said proudly. Guilty of the accident.
02:25:33
You know,
02:25:33
probably one of the guilty of an accident.
02:25:37
I sometimes had the police officers take care of this gentleman.
02:25:40
I rushed back to the lady.
02:25:42
Make sure you took care of the gentleman.
02:25:44
The anointing of the six, or, you know, a blessing or something.
02:25:48
Holy shit.
02:25:48
So in the middle of kicking the suspect's
02:25:50
ass, he went over to give the person last rites just in case.
02:25:54
To be clear, that's what he just said.
02:25:58
So he's always thinking he's always on the job.
02:26:00
He's always working at gas
02:26:04
Weapon.
02:26:04
You know it was done by the way
02:26:07
and probably guilty of the accident.
02:26:09
As soon as I had the police officers take care of this gentleman
02:26:13
I rushed back to the lady.
02:26:15
Make sure you know
02:26:16
if she needed the anointing of the six or, you know, blessing or something.
02:26:20
So I was there too, with the medics, and she was not there?
02:26:23
No, dude, she was fine.
02:26:26
Responsive on your eyes.
02:26:28
Were tweaking it a little bit.
02:26:29
Oh, sorry.
02:26:30
She was not responsive. She's not fine.
02:26:33
You do later.
02:26:34
Like after.
02:26:35
After all of that happened, just because I went home and had a stick,
02:26:38
took a shower. What do you mean?
02:26:40
Had to do my prayers as usual and have dinner with the community.
02:26:44
And you did just
02:26:47
not attend the day.
02:26:50
That's all you wanted to get at.
02:26:51
You wanted to go. What'd you do later?
02:26:53
Know you just go back to your day
02:26:55
so, you know, you got to watch out for those French priests.
02:26:58
If you're thinking about committing any crimes through that.
02:27:01
Exactly.
02:27:06
Oh, man, I missed the joke.
02:27:08
We got to come back to that.
02:27:12
He didn't call that a joke.
02:27:16
Mafia, back to you.
02:27:17
Are there any kids involved?
02:27:21
Yeah.
02:27:21
The driver was 16.
02:27:22
Yeah. These are
02:27:23
highly folks where you're messing with once there's children involved.
02:27:28
Did you catch that? The priest is highly connected.
02:27:30
Thinking about committing any crimes group back to you?
02:27:33
Yeah.
02:27:33
These are highly connected folks.
02:27:35
Who are you're messing with in many ways.
02:27:37
Walking around those churches.
02:27:38
So watch where you walk and watch what you do.
02:27:42
Jesus.
02:27:43
Serious?
02:27:44
What the fuck is.
02:27:47
Are you kidding me?
02:27:51
That was weird.
02:27:55
Yeah.
02:27:57
The other guy was smiling, and my man was just straight face, like he.
02:28:01
He knew exactly what he was saying. Yes.
02:28:05
What the fuck?
02:28:05
What was that?
02:28:09
That was,
02:28:16
What what are you.
02:28:16
You've got one more that I said in.
02:28:24
We only have three thumbs up.
02:28:26
I don't know how it happens, but.
02:28:28
What?
02:28:28
What was me? Three of us?
02:28:32
Hell, yeah.
02:28:33
That's a three family.
02:28:36
Some more I don't.
02:28:37
If only there was 24 people out there that could.
02:28:40
I can't hear him push a button.
02:28:42
I can hear.
02:28:46
Actually, I can't hear them.
02:28:47
There's just background noise, like, oh, I'm sure I can hear the background noise.
02:28:52
Truck. Oh. Trap door closing.
02:28:54
He's about to say this fucking backup camera.
02:28:57
Yeah, yeah.
02:28:58
Did didn't get any the other day.
02:29:00
I do wait like 30s were to turn the fuck on
02:29:02
and then I gave up and so then I wasn't there.
02:29:04
You drive forward and you're still looking. Yeah.
02:29:06
No one wants to show better car.
02:29:08
It's not a rental.
02:29:09
It's your car that's doing them.
02:29:11
Yeah.
02:29:13
It's it.
02:29:13
You know, Mike, do you know my car doesn't have backup camera, right?
02:29:18
Once you get used to it, you only want to use it.
02:29:22
I don't like it that I.
02:29:24
I start to leave my house.
02:29:25
Listen, this is. Maybe I'm an idiot. I start to leave my house.
02:29:28
Yeah, yeah. All right.
02:29:30
I put my car in reverse, the backup camera goes away, and my stupid ass
02:29:34
doesn't know if I need to turn back out right or left of my driveway
02:29:38
because the wait is gone.
02:29:41
Oh, that's fine.
02:29:41
So I have to put it back in park and go.
02:29:43
Okay, turn right and then put it sometimes.
02:29:46
Yeah, yeah.
02:29:47
Cause I'm like, what?
02:29:48
You want me to go, right? I'm like, could you maybe.
02:29:51
Maybe I don't know my fucking TV from 1979 as picture and picture just maybe,
02:29:56
I don't know, just maybe car car automotive makers,
02:29:58
just maybe you keep that map in a little fucking square in the corner
02:30:01
like I am right now on this picture.
02:30:03
Just like an option to be able to close out of the backup camera and try to.
02:30:09
I did drive a rental one time that allowed you to just turn the back.
02:30:12
I'm camera on and off whenever the fuck you wanted to,
02:30:15
even if you were driving down the road.
02:30:17
So that was kind of cool.
02:30:19
Yeah, I liked it there.
02:30:20
But I mean, the easiest thing to do
02:30:22
is just to put it back in park and I go, I'm a fucking idiot, right?
02:30:26
I remember two seconds once I pull it out, that's what the
02:30:30
problem was.
02:30:31
Yeah.
02:30:31
Oh, the problem is you have to back out
02:30:34
the other direction, the direction you're not going.
02:30:38
So I assumed that.
02:30:38
I didn't think I had to say that out loud.
02:30:41
I my brain will figure that part out.
02:30:43
I just need to know which way to point my car. Out.
02:30:45
Right back out.
02:30:46
Just give it a little.
02:30:47
Just go around the block. Fuck it.
02:30:49
I have no know that.
02:30:50
That seems counterintuitive, but how about when I'm looking for a specific address?
02:30:56
I turn the radio down?
02:30:58
Well, yeah, because you can't hear the address.
02:31:00
That makes perfect sense. There. Go. Okay.
02:31:03
All right.
02:31:05
Enough up.
02:31:06
What's this guy do it.
02:31:08
He's going in reverse.
02:31:10
Now. I think this is. You're screaming at people.
02:31:12
That's what it was titled. Number one.
02:31:16
Oh, this is.
02:31:17
Yeah.
02:31:18
He dismisses it almost with disgust. That's fucking.
02:31:20
That's not me.
02:31:21
I don't know why we're not playing one of my videos right now.
02:31:23
I fucking put in some gems this week.
02:31:25
You fucking know that. That is. I'm sorry.
02:31:28
Go ahead. That is me. This is great.
02:31:30
Go ahead.
02:31:30
Now, why are we watching this?
02:31:32
I know this this because this is Brady.
02:31:34
This is a Brady. Does
02:31:37
Brady
02:31:38
filming Wyoming?
02:31:39
What the fuck do I do?
02:31:40
Just filming the public.
02:31:42
Which number is a I have every right to film the public.
02:31:45
I have a First amendment right to film the public.
02:31:47
I believe that you're my.
02:31:49
You're mocking me, aren't you?
02:31:51
This is 16.
02:31:52
What's up?
02:31:52
What are you doing? What am I doing? Yeah,
02:31:56
why does it.
02:31:57
Why do you think I'm not filming your truck?
02:31:59
I'm filming public like a.
02:32:04
Yeah, I mean, sure, but why?
02:32:06
But at the same time, like, just drive.
02:32:08
Like, both of these people are both idiots and both assholes,
02:32:11
and they're both causing their own problems.
02:32:14
Like, both of them just need to move on with their lives in.
02:32:16
Both in.
02:32:17
Yeah, different, completely different ways.
02:32:20
Yeah.
02:32:20
You know, just like neighbors with cement.
02:32:23
Do you?
02:32:23
I do closed caption often. Can you guys read this one?
02:32:26
Because that's the worst fun I've ever seen.
02:32:29
Why does it why do you think it only revolves around you?
02:32:33
It only revolves around you. Thanks.
02:32:35
I just wanted you to read that out loud.
02:32:36
Hopefully taking.
02:32:40
Sorry, I apologize.
02:32:41
That was over the line.
02:32:42
You're going through a lot and I'm showing no empathy for your situation.
02:32:46
I've been actually, I've been quite meme.
02:32:49
I've been directing more of the anger for the show towards you
02:32:51
instead of the actual target which is above you.
02:32:53
That's inflammatory.
02:32:56
Yeah, I know, I feel like I
02:32:57
feel like out of everyone, I've been the most inflammatory
02:33:01
and strangest questions.
02:33:04
That's our defining characteristic.
02:33:06
Yeah. So I watched a lot of these videos.
02:33:09
I need to know, does he have a rifle strapped to his back or is he just a Phil?
02:33:12
Is he one of those
02:33:13
Second Amendment auditors, or is he just a First Amendment auditor?
02:33:17
Who the guy that's in the truck or why, you know, the guy that's filming?
02:33:21
No, I don't give a shit. No.
02:33:22
He's just some asshole that's filming.
02:33:24
He's just some fagot that just sits.
02:33:26
And why are you filming?
02:33:27
I'm allowed to film.
02:33:28
I'm just filming First Amendment auditor.
02:33:30
It's.
02:33:31
Then you get these weirdos that are just like, why are you filming me?
02:33:34
So filming?
02:33:34
And it's like, well, I would stop filming if you just continued on with your life.
02:33:38
You'd be off the camera, you know? Exactly.
02:33:40
Now you're creating content.
02:33:41
But some of these people are. Yeah.
02:33:43
Pretty much that's what. Yeah.
02:33:45
So you know what if he's out there and one person comes up and says,
02:33:48
you can't film me.
02:33:49
That's why he needs to be out there. Yeah.
02:33:52
Hey, everyone, because I'm out here stress testing our First Amendment
02:33:56
right to the freedom. Thank you.
02:33:58
He is a First Amendment actor because I was a Celtics fan.
02:34:00
What answer? What difference would that have made for you?
02:34:03
I don't give a fuck about what you think.
02:34:05
That neither do I.
02:34:06
So I'm. Start filming some more.
02:34:08
I'll run over you. Oh,
02:34:11
well, now hold on.
02:34:12
Hold on a second.
02:34:12
You don't have a constitutional right to run over people.
02:34:15
You just crossed the line now.
02:34:17
Funny, fun fact, funny fun fact.
02:34:20
He could use the second Amendment and stop you.
02:34:24
Yeah,
02:34:26
as long as there's no avenue of escape in a non.
02:34:29
Stand your ground.
02:34:31
State.
02:34:34
Now, careful.
02:34:35
So in the old days, getting a license plate was just good reporting.
02:34:38
Nowadays it's considered stalking.
02:34:39
And you can get fucking charged with a crime for making note.
02:34:43
In the old days, they would want it for a police report.
02:34:46
But now they prove that you're the harasser.
02:34:49
Okay, if you.
02:34:50
So you you made note. Why did you make note?
02:34:52
Do you plan on following up or doing something to these people?
02:34:55
I plan on following up with the police.
02:34:58
Right.
02:34:59
Yeah, well, you'll have to prove that.
02:35:01
I mean, what did this guy do?
02:35:03
That he needed his license plate? Nothing.
02:35:07
So nothing good.
02:35:08
I would keep it, though, to just in case I take pictures of license plates
02:35:11
whenever there's any type of interaction, just in case.
02:35:15
I know you're making fun of me, but I've never been more proud.
02:35:17
This is one of my favorite guys.
02:35:18
When I film randomly on the roadside.
02:35:23
Yeah.
02:35:23
Do you think it's
02:35:24
easy to stand up for your rights because you're too lazy to exercise them?
02:35:28
It's not easy.
02:35:29
You're welcome.
02:35:30
They're taking all my rights.
02:35:32
They are?
02:35:33
No, they're not taking all your questions. You have a hard hat, and I do not mind.
02:35:36
Wait. He's going.
02:35:37
It looks like this truck's going well now. He's.
02:35:39
Because he's pissed.
02:35:40
I haven't seen this yet, but now he's pissed because that's an escalating act.
02:35:45
You just went up behind your at behind the truck, your ass.
02:35:48
Whatever. Behind him is like.
02:35:49
Oh, and pointed your new 2026 weapon, which is a camera.
02:35:53
And so I'm going to make you I'm going to make you viral.
02:35:55
So now he's pissed at him with his camera, which ironically is going to create him
02:35:59
to, to do behavior that's viral like, well yeah.
02:36:03
Well this is essentially what this guy's
02:36:06
angle is.
02:36:07
I think, you know, it's are you allowed
02:36:09
are you allowed to go backwards on a roadway?
02:36:12
I think that's yes.
02:36:13
That's still
02:36:15
considered a parking lot.
02:36:19
He's going to run them over.
02:36:21
Hey, you were close.
02:36:24
He did say he was going to run you over.
02:36:25
So technically, he missed.
02:36:34
So should we play?
02:36:35
What happens next?
02:36:36
What do you think's going to happen next?
02:36:39
They're going to suck each other off.
02:36:41
And then that gates is going to join in
02:36:44
and go. Is it gay?
02:36:45
Yeah.
02:36:47
Guy gets out of his car, dropped his pants and sucks his dick.
02:36:50
In the middle of the public is a gay no.
02:36:54
Everybody gets to.
02:36:57
I just feel that.
02:36:59
Yeah.
02:36:59
What are you going to do?
02:37:02
Yeah. No
02:37:04
terms.
02:37:05
So in the legal game, Dems, what we call fighting words.
02:37:09
He's aggressive, he's aggressive.
02:37:11
And he just made his intent known.
02:37:13
He wants to cause bodily harm right there and stand your ground States.
02:37:18
Well you you some states you could like Florida I think this is not legal advice.
02:37:23
I have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about.
02:37:24
I get all my internet, I get all my legal advice from the internet.
02:37:28
Yeah, but right now I it's coming right for us, right?
02:37:32
I mean, isn't that the South Park joke?
02:37:34
Yes. So all you have to do is make sure that at least one witness,
02:37:37
which is the camera at this point, knows that you, whether it is or not,
02:37:41
you need to know every fiber of your being, that you are threatened
02:37:44
and it is coming right for us. So I,
02:37:47
I think that's what he's going to say.
02:37:49
What are you going to do?
02:37:51
What are you going to do?
02:37:53
Yeah, yeah.
02:37:55
How long you got?
02:37:57
How long you got.
02:37:58
Don't run away.
02:37:59
So now why is this guy backing up now?
02:38:01
Now you're going to give this guy more power and he's.
02:38:04
You should just stood your ground.
02:38:05
That's what you're showing that now.
02:38:07
He's stalking you and chasing you though. Yeah.
02:38:09
Good point. The worst crime. Yeah.
02:38:11
I took my avenue. Escape of escape.
02:38:13
Leaving.
02:38:14
And he's still coming after me, right, baby?
02:38:17
Bam! That's it.
02:38:18
Right now my cardio.
02:38:24
It won't take much for me to damn get.
02:38:26
Oh, too quick for you,
02:38:30
Oh, I was I thought that was a cop.
02:38:32
It's just some stupid skier.
02:38:35
Come on.
02:38:37
Oh, yeah.
02:38:38
The situation here.
02:38:39
Is he just proving that pink is for both men and women?
02:38:43
What you got?
02:38:45
No, that doesn't prove anything.
02:38:47
If you get your ass kicked by your fucking 62 year old in a pink
02:38:51
shirt and his shirt tucked in, by the way, with jeans, that's something else.
02:38:56
If you have a gut that big, don't tuck your shirt and let it hang out.
02:38:59
Got what you got right here, buddy?
02:39:02
I'm right here.
02:39:03
See, now, these are goading words.
02:39:06
So, yeah, now he's following him back, even though he does have to
02:39:09
maybe head back that direction, you know, tell me what I see.
02:39:12
No, he's walking up the street a different direction, stalking him back.
02:39:16
I think he's taking it.
02:39:17
No, back.
02:39:18
He clearly walked a different direction.
02:39:20
I'll tell you what.
02:39:21
These First Amendment auditors might be assholes.
02:39:24
They might be annoying, but they definitely know what they can't.
02:39:26
They they 100% know what they can and cannot do out in public.
02:39:30
They've they've studied they're ready.
02:39:37
Hopefully he's calling the police right now.
02:39:38
I'd say I was just threatened bodily harm, which is kind of weaselly.
02:39:42
But I mean, you can't since he's escaping.
02:39:45
You have to. He's fleeing right now.
02:39:47
I think.
02:39:50
How are you doing?
02:39:50
So I am standing here on the corner of West Point Road or West Point Boulevard.
02:39:56
Sorry, I'm here at the Bank of America.
02:39:58
I was just standing on the sidewalk, and I was just.
02:40:01
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Got to get you, sir.
02:40:04
I'm standing on the sidewalk before I stop the recording.
02:40:06
Yeah, I know I called you here.
02:40:08
This is this is a perfect First Amendment auditor.
02:40:10
This is what you should say. Hey. Hi, officer.
02:40:12
I know I called you, but can I have your badge and your name and badge number?
02:40:15
And am I free to go?
02:40:17
Right, like you called me,
02:40:21
I know, and am I free to go?
02:40:22
Or am I being
02:40:25
restrained? Detained?
02:40:27
That's it. It's been a while since I've been a First Amendment.
02:40:30
I mean, since I've talked to a First Amendment auditor,
02:40:32
mouth seven and then our star numbers four, three, five star number.
02:40:35
Okay, that's a new one for me. I have yet to hear that.
02:40:38
The best part is when they think they know you,
02:40:39
and then they start calling you anti-government.
02:40:42
Literally, while you have a sign in your yard with your own face on it
02:40:45
and you're running for public office.
02:40:48
I could have sued him for slander because I was anything.
02:40:50
If you're running for public office, you are not anti-government, right? So.
02:40:55
All right, all right, I'm going to stop the video, and I'm going to show, Mr.
02:40:58
Gillespie here what we got going on.
02:41:00
So, see, you made a mistake.
02:41:03
Mr., First Amendment auditor.
02:41:05
You always need two devices, so you never have to shut off your phone.
02:41:09
He just. I have to shut off my phone. That's when they're going to arrest you.
02:41:11
All right, so now here's what we got going on here.
02:41:14
So we actually, while I'm here talking to this police officer, he's.
02:41:18
This is the guy that came up
02:41:19
and threatened to run me over with this truck, then went and hit me.
02:41:23
He swung at me, hit my face, hit my camera as well.
02:41:27
No, you didn't know.
02:41:28
Oh, okay. Okay, well we're good. We're going to show,
02:41:32
up. That was a nice way to trap him.
02:41:34
I didn't touch your face. I touched your shoulder.
02:41:36
Doesn't matter.
02:41:37
In the eyes of the law, assault is assault.
02:41:39
I hit your shoulder.
02:41:40
He just admitted to assault.
02:41:43
Never fucking talk.
02:41:45
Don't talk. Yeah.
02:41:48
I shot the clerk.
02:41:49
I shot the clerk.
02:41:51
We're going to show the video, so I'm glad that you pulled back up.
02:41:53
Thank you very much. We appreciate it.
02:41:54
At least we don't have to look for you now. That's good.
02:41:56
So now. Now what we're going to do
02:41:58
now, what we're going to do is we're going to show the.
02:42:01
And the other part, the dickey part.
02:42:02
This guy is so excited about this.
02:42:04
He's probably been out there for 20 days, 5 to 10 hours a day.
02:42:08
No interaction. Now he gets this. One of these are,
02:42:12
yeah, I caught one, two, three.
02:42:14
I'm going to come,
02:42:17
you motherfuckers.
02:42:23
Wait did they they muted
02:42:26
what?
02:42:30
Is it the N-word.
02:42:32
This is the conversation I want to hear
02:42:35
right.
02:42:37
Now wait how the fuck did they mute them.
02:42:40
And I can still hear the surrounding sound.
02:42:43
Oh yeah I can point.
02:42:44
Oh it's just a bad phone.
02:42:46
Is is drowning it out.
02:42:48
Oh, my fucking
02:42:50
shut the fuck up, dude.
02:42:52
You're literally admitting step by step everything you just did.
02:42:56
And I'm not saying that you're right or wrong.
02:42:57
You're innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
02:43:00
But the fuck you just everything.
02:43:05
Why help that dude?
02:43:06
The,
02:43:11
If you didn't do anything wrong, there is no fear in talking.
02:43:15
So let's see if you got nothing in the vehicle.
02:43:17
That's, like, illegal.
02:43:18
If you're doing nothing illegal, it's like. What?
02:43:20
Yeah, why would you.
02:43:21
Oh, the man. Are they going to arrest him right now?
02:43:23
Yeah.
02:43:24
And that's why you keep your hands to yourself.
02:43:27
He just admitted all of it.
02:43:30
All of it.
02:43:33
The push up enemy spotted the video.
02:43:36
What?
02:43:37
He saw that?
02:43:41
Just remember,
02:43:42
conjugate your verbs as above, so below.
02:43:45
He knows it, too.
02:43:46
I had that look on a guy's face before.
02:43:49
Gross.
02:43:50
We got to it.
02:43:51
Yeah, it was gross.
02:43:52
Yeah, we got into a line dispute.
02:43:55
He was in front of me, and then he smashed the hood of my car
02:43:58
because he realized I was right, and he had no other action.
02:44:05
Where is it like it is?
02:44:10
It's the Brady and Joshua
02:44:13
Brady and Geary, as above and
02:44:16
so below, because he's so close.
02:44:19
Brady and Joshua were doing it our way.
02:44:23
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
02:44:26
Brady and your show spree Debbie and draw.
02:44:30
It's their show now Brady. Draw.
02:44:35
I like how we snuck in in our last video.
02:44:37
Tell you invoked.
02:44:39
We're not that
02:44:39
we're not that lowbrow of a podcast where we're just going to sit there and do
02:44:42
arrest videos like every other.
02:44:44
Probably wouldn't even have passed but have.
02:44:48
I'm not antagonizing him.
02:44:49
Right.
02:44:50
Yeah, I know, I know, you were in the legal
02:44:53
right right now, but you know, you're a piece of shit.
02:44:55
That's what the captor said to him.
02:44:57
You're antagonizing piece of shit.
02:44:59
I mean, you're you're attacking. Bury him.
02:45:01
But really, because he kind of, like, antagonized himself through you, knowing
02:45:07
that being deserving of being inflammatory does not excuse
02:45:11
the information.
02:45:15
I just don't know why this guy is outside of this.
02:45:16
Up until today, I thought the word was inflammatory, like being infamous.
02:45:21
Inflammatory is not a word.
02:45:26
Wait, so the cop given out, hey, you don't have to.
02:45:29
You don't have to stop being a dick.
02:45:30
I'm just asking.
02:45:32
I probably wouldn't even happen.
02:45:34
Oh, he said what?
02:45:36
I said if you would have shut your mouth, none of this probably would have happened
02:45:40
to me.
02:45:41
Mean,
02:45:42
I'm not antagonizing.
02:45:43
I'm just talking to him.
02:45:44
Now, I know you.
02:45:46
You don't have to go, Will, hold on a second.
02:45:49
You, because somebody feels like they're being antagonized
02:45:52
does not mean that you're antagonizing them.
02:45:56
You may be antagonize.
02:45:57
Well, you know, you aren't mutually exclusive.
02:45:59
No, I'm.
02:46:06
There you go.
02:46:07
Just in case.
02:46:08
In case you were antagonizing.
02:46:09
And while you're standing right there
02:46:10
and you can hear it, are you interpreting it as antagonizing?
02:46:13
As. If so, then just say that's what it is.
02:46:17
So what he meant to say is, Officer.
02:46:24
Wow. Well,
02:46:26
too bad the law enforcement is here, not the feelings enforcement.
02:46:30
Maybe we should have feelings enforcement.
02:46:33
They make a lot of the women happy.
02:46:35
We should back them up.
02:46:39
The police, in the feelings of force,
02:46:40
we can back them up.
02:46:47
All right.
02:46:47
Sorry.
02:46:48
I gotta do that.
02:46:49
Or that.
02:46:52
You get those big orange ones.
02:46:57
Those are for planes, not trucks.
02:46:58
What do you think I'm a fucking some kind of an idiot?
02:47:01
They said they'll be here in the next 15 minutes.
02:47:03
No one knows.
02:47:04
I think that's the last me.
02:47:05
Thank you very much.
02:47:07
Have a good one.
02:47:08
Take it easy now.
02:47:10
You take it easy.
02:47:13
City of Malden.
02:47:18
Thank you.
02:47:19
That's Malden's finest right there.
02:47:21
This guy caused that whole problem on his own.
02:47:24
This would have never happened had he not been on that corner.
02:47:27
You're right.
02:47:28
In the same way that the Big bang, whatever that dumb ass
02:47:32
that talked like this said about the people turned out great.
02:47:35
Grandpa, grandma, grandma, grandpa. Like
02:47:39
he instigated the original action.
02:47:41
But the the reaction and the illegal action was the actual issue.
02:47:47
You can't point the antagonistic guy just because you don't like
02:47:52
just because he was annoying.
02:47:56
0000 people can sometimes be annoying.
02:48:03
What?
02:48:03
What press outlet? Deal. Work for.
02:48:05
Where are you from? That's an interesting accent.
02:48:06
Well, you're wearing such a strong get up of press that I would love to know.
02:48:10
Like what accreditations you are.
02:48:12
Wait, so, is he dressed?
02:48:14
Does he have, like, the the straw hat with the word press on the.
02:48:20
Yeah.
02:48:20
How do you look at anything? He might just look like shit.
02:48:23
You know.
02:48:24
She said, wait, is that silly string?
02:48:28
What?
02:48:28
What press outlet do y'all think? So where are you from?
02:48:31
That's an interesting accent.
02:48:31
Well, you're wearing such a strong get up of press that I would love
02:48:35
a strong group of press.
02:48:39
That's what I'm going to go for Halloween up to. No.
02:48:41
Like what?
02:48:41
Accreditation. Strong.
02:48:42
Yeah.
02:48:43
It's an online, press organization. Oh.
02:48:45
How many viewers? One.
02:48:48
We don't do it for the views, you bitch.
02:48:51
Yeah, one.
02:48:52
Okay, okay.
02:48:55
He's got at least two right now. Three.
02:48:58
If you count, you.
02:48:59
Oh, that's the end of my answer and your questions
02:49:01
because you're trying to be insulting.
02:49:03
Oh, she's got a tattoo on her neck.
02:49:06
Nothing wrong with that. What a slut.
02:49:09
It's like just a big 3D rectangle.
02:49:13
It's the top of something huge.
02:49:15
Yeah. Okay.
02:49:17
Well, it's kind of insulting for you, but around me, I was like, no.
02:49:21
Not really.
02:49:22
Yes, yes. Back here, we're just we're just getting ready.
02:49:25
Make sure that is visible.
02:49:26
Now. We'll see everyone there agree such a
02:49:29
it's not illegal, but it's rude.
02:49:32
It's like all those people have privacy, but they're in a public post office.
02:49:36
They're in public.
02:49:37
They all agree that they don't want to be filmed on the certain collective.
02:49:43
No. What if they all agree that the women should give them men handjobs?
02:49:47
I mean, I would appreciate that
02:49:49
I would do, but the women wouldn't wait.
02:49:52
And then we find out that there's six men and five women.
02:49:56
Now it's hand job, musical chairs.
02:49:59
Everybody's rushing to try and put their cock in one hand
02:50:01
before there's the you have to single cock out.
02:50:08
Yeah.
02:50:09
I mean, again, this guy just goes to an area that he knows he's going to like.
02:50:13
He's not doing investigative work. He's not like looking in,
02:50:18
He's just.
02:50:19
What do you think Gary would say about a group of people
02:50:21
just going along with it?
02:50:22
Just because everyone would like to, whether it's right or wrong,
02:50:26
like religion.
02:50:29
So sad to see you doing this.
02:50:31
Is it?
02:50:32
Oh, see, now that these people like
02:50:35
two wrongs, I just do.
02:50:38
Public destruction of property is a real thing.
02:50:43
Oh, I don't think they're real.
02:50:49
News.
02:50:49
Greg, we should is serious.
02:50:53
Is that silly string?
02:50:55
That'd be funny. Or goofy has it ready.
02:50:57
He has it at the ready.
02:50:58
Knowing that people are going to
02:51:01
really?
02:51:03
Yeah.
02:51:03
Just again, thank God he's not a Second Amendment auditor.
02:51:06
They don't have
02:51:08
this on purpose.
02:51:09
That's why he knows he is bringing this. Oh people.
02:51:11
He's flexing it.
02:51:13
He's flexing his rights hoping it gets filmed and people get educated.
02:51:17
That's I don't I'm not saying it's right or wrong, but that's his point of view.
02:51:21
He thinks he's doing the right thing so that people go,
02:51:24
I didn't even know you could film it.
02:51:26
You know, I thought they were right. I thought, you have an expert.
02:51:28
Although it's not.
02:51:30
She's clearly harassing him.
02:51:32
She's for it.
02:51:33
He's he's she's I'm telling you, these guys walk right up to the edge
02:51:36
and they know what harassment is by the letter of the law, doesn't they?
02:51:39
Don't.
02:51:40
It's still harassment you're following.
02:51:42
You're filming in.
02:51:43
These people asked to not be filmed just now.
02:51:45
I'm going to have to file charges against you for false false accusations.
02:51:50
False police report for harassment.
02:51:53
Possible.
02:51:56
What's that called?
02:51:56
When you say something that's wrong about somebody, you're not writing it.
02:51:59
You're saying it once, live once.
02:52:01
And I never remember what's all gay.
02:52:04
I said, no, I'm not gonna argue with that. It's these.
02:52:05
What these people do is definitely not gay.
02:52:12
Yeah.
02:52:19
Four year old hit play.
02:52:21
Finish this out.
02:52:23
Oh, is it still going?
02:52:24
Oh, he's getting.
02:52:29
Oh, he brought the heavy stuff.
02:52:30
Look the.
02:52:30
So the first one here, it wasn't working.
02:52:32
Oh it's bear mace look.
02:52:34
Yeah the first one is just a little string.
02:52:39
Okay, look, it's on her back, I swear.
02:52:41
I think that's silly string.
02:52:43
Just just that her bed. Oh.
02:52:49
That's the real shit right there.
02:52:50
He opened it up. Hey, hey,
02:52:54
that's pepper spray.
02:52:55
You can see, like, the powder was the pepper spray the whole time.
02:52:57
Then it wasn't working.
02:52:59
If it was, maybe he was just shooting her.
02:53:01
And then when she realized it was pepper spray, he didn't realize.
02:53:04
You shoot pepper spray.
02:53:05
Someone with who's running away,
02:53:09
I guess. Yeah. Why?
02:53:09
They got your shit. I don't know if that constitutes some.
02:53:12
Yeah, I don't know.
02:53:13
I think he just. He may have just assaulted her.
02:53:15
He can't just spray somebody with pepper spray
02:53:17
because you don't like them stealing your camera.
02:53:20
Yeah, they're body.
02:53:22
Yeah.
02:53:22
When you look at this, I think this is what every all of these
02:53:25
people need to be just throwing together.
02:53:29
But it's working.
02:53:30
It's making people talk about it.
02:53:32
Even whether you hate them or love them.
02:53:34
I don't love him, but I don't hate him.
02:53:36
I. I know you hate him. That's why.
02:53:37
That's why I just said that it's still working.
02:53:40
You are now aware of it.
02:53:45
And spreading it.
02:53:46
We shared it.
02:53:48
Now I'm showing it
02:53:50
is standing up for his right.
02:53:51
I hate him too.
02:53:52
I if I had to go about my day, my daily business and I got in
02:53:57
some protester got in my way or got in the middle of my daily routine,
02:54:03
I might get upset.
02:54:04
But then when I get home, I would think
02:54:06
protesting in a confined little corner
02:54:08
where nobody can hear them isn't really effective now is it?
02:54:11
I have to kind of interrupt and bother.
02:54:14
And being annoying.
02:54:16
Oh, they couldn't hand out cookies and give you diabetes and say,
02:54:20
hey, while I have your attention,
02:54:21
I just want to let you know that you have a right to speak.
02:54:22
But people would go, you are a loony, grandma or Gary, please don't do that.
02:54:28
Instead, they use this rage bait.
02:54:30
Get people to go off. You're right.
02:54:33
They want to film it. That's their intention.
02:54:36
With $500.
02:54:37
It's very annoying.
02:54:38
Yeah, but it never gives her a right to wreck the camera.
02:54:43
But she makes me to get a license.
02:54:44
But I got to make sure you get her license plate.
02:54:50
Yeah, I'm worried that they're going to vilify these First Amendment auditors
02:54:53
so much to the point where the First Amendment will become vilified.
02:54:57
And then we're in a lot of trouble.
02:55:00
I'm willing to put up with this annoyance and have the First Amendment
02:55:04
then say, we got to stop this at all costs.
02:55:06
We got to stop this. Whatever they want, get rid of the first Amendment.
02:55:09
If it gets rid of these people, those people.
02:55:13
But I understand the danger
02:55:16
and the First Amendment and freedom, as scary as it is,
02:55:21
is kind of an important big deal.
02:55:23
Welcome back guys.
02:55:25
Okay, so now we need to follow another PPA.
02:55:27
Okay. My lady assaulted me.
02:55:30
PPA, for those of you are not First Amendment, auditors and get there.
02:55:34
It's, personal protection
02:55:37
order.
02:55:39
I don't know why they said PPA.
02:55:43
Personal protection.
02:55:44
Welcome back.
02:55:45
If you know what the is.
02:55:46
Personal protection, asshole. You got to protect this ass.
02:55:49
So now we need to file another PPA.
02:55:51
Okay, so my lady, assaulted me.
02:55:53
Actually, she battered me.
02:55:55
And, you know, the police love this. They.
02:55:57
You always hear that you're taking them away from their jobs.
02:55:59
But trust me, they'd rather be talking to a First Amendment auditor than chasing
02:56:03
down some bad guy with a gun or driving, you know, high speed chase.
02:56:08
This is a nice
02:56:09
little break for them that they're actually on the clock.
02:56:13
Probably rather be at the donut shop, maybe
02:56:16
she stole.
02:56:16
Like, if you're a police officer, please put it in the comments.
02:56:19
Do you like action or do you like it to be boring, probably boring equipment.
02:56:23
And she even broke it.
02:56:25
And I did have the pepper spray. Which one?
02:56:27
She's inside.
02:56:30
He just made a bold statement to put on the record.
02:56:32
He said I had to pepper spray or.
02:56:33
No, you pepper sprayed her.
02:56:36
At this point, I'm not sure if you had the pepper spray,
02:56:39
I probably, I don't know, okay.
02:56:40
And they can have pepper sprays right there.
02:56:42
I had a pepper spray there.
02:56:43
She was running off with my camera.
02:56:45
She was very angry.
02:56:46
Wait, you said she was running off?
02:56:48
Okay, all right, I know we can show you the video.
02:56:52
Another reason why not to talk.
02:56:54
He's all Fifth Amendment in this and that and the other thing.
02:56:56
But he's not.
02:56:57
He doesn't follow his own advice. He's going to end up incriminating himself.
02:57:00
That's how he's going to slip up.
02:57:01
I pepper sprayed, I had to pepper spray if you want to see it.
02:57:04
Oh my. What are you calling it?
02:57:06
A gun?
02:57:07
Hey, you guys, because that's what they're called.
02:57:10
There's no, it's it's like a whole other camera.
02:57:13
If you went well. No.
02:57:16
So if you copying anything.
02:57:17
I'm auditing for the First Amendment.
02:57:22
He is oddity.
02:57:23
Definition of auditing is checking your standards to make sure they meet
02:57:29
what standards? Public.
02:57:31
Mr. Jordan Johnson who channel.
02:57:34
I'm going to review this footage later.
02:57:40
Stalking?
02:57:42
No. His point is to film in public, which is that
02:57:45
ten times the equipment and was hitting me
02:57:50
and I ended up having to pepper spray, and she stole this from me.
02:57:53
It was hitting me with this, you see, with that.
02:57:55
Yeah.
02:57:56
I didn't see the hitting part, but that might be my mistake.
02:57:59
Okay.
02:58:00
Yes.
02:58:01
And please understand. Draw that.
02:58:03
I absolutely agree with you.
02:58:04
It's unnecessary. It's it's annoying.
02:58:07
All that negative shit.
02:58:10
But it is also very necessary
02:58:12
because people are stupid.
02:58:16
People would rather spend time with their dogs than go out
02:58:19
and exercise their rights because it's not fun.
02:58:22
It's much more fun.
02:58:23
I can film in public so I'm just going to go out and film in public.
02:58:27
Yeah, but I mean, you're you're mocking the act,
02:58:30
but the act is if you if you exercise your rights,
02:58:34
that's very like sends a very clear purpose and intent.
02:58:38
You say you're just out there like randomly pissing people off.
02:58:41
That's that's a byproduct of it.
02:58:43
But their purpose is very clear.
02:58:45
They feel like if they don't exercise these rights that we have been somehow
02:58:50
given by, I don't know where to put their
02:58:53
something before, something else that's more powerful than anyone else,
02:58:56
that nobody else can take away and supersedes
02:58:58
everything that you try to put against it.
02:59:01
We need to like, create a word there.
02:59:04
But these these rights that are given to you at birth
02:59:06
or before that, even.
02:59:09
Are starting to get chipped away and people are putting other
02:59:12
items ahead of it.
02:59:15
And I really fear we might lose these rights.
02:59:18
So therefore I completely respect and appreciate
02:59:21
you think it's fun being annoying, being an annoying person.
02:59:24
I mean, you should know it's not.
02:59:26
It's actually a hard thing to do.
02:59:30
Most people want to just hide in the shadows, get their work done.
02:59:32
But this guy is so bold as to be an asshole in public.
02:59:36
I like being an asshole in public, but not to this level.
02:59:40
I stopped doing any shit like this.
02:59:42
And no, I've never been a First Amendment auditor.
02:59:44
I've never carried a rifle in public just to get a reaction.
02:59:46
I've never had a YouTube channel that you filmed in public. You.
02:59:50
But I have filmed in public.
02:59:51
I have protested and all that shit stopped when I had children.
02:59:55
I didn't have the luxury of being of expressing my rights.
02:59:59
When when you have something to lose,
03:00:03
all your priorities change.
03:00:05
What do you lose?
03:00:05
So I appreciate these losers that have nothing to lose.
03:00:08
They go out there and do stuff that I will definitely reap the benefits from.
03:00:12
If you have another point of view, I would love to hear it.
03:00:15
I'm annoyed.
03:00:17
Yeah.
03:00:18
I'm annoyed. It.
03:00:19
Yeah, but you'd be a lot more annoyed if you couldn't say that
03:00:22
you were annoyed, or if you said you were annoyed you got arrested for it.
03:00:25
I'm annoyed that my government sucks in jail.
03:00:29
Not just like that Britain thing. Now.
03:00:34
We got about three more videos to go
03:00:37
get it.
03:00:37
I skipped all the,
03:00:39
I skipped all the, mash ups.
03:00:41
So my plan is we can just go out the last, what, half hour?
03:00:45
Just playing all the music.
03:00:47
I'll just let it roll so we can get our four hours in.
03:00:50
They dropped a lot of the rumble creator, requirement.
03:00:53
So now we might actually meet them at the end of the month.
03:00:55
I'm very excited about that.
03:00:57
They claim they will give us a share of the Rumble premium profits,
03:01:01
even though I'm still waiting for my share of the ad revenue
03:01:03
that we've accumulated over the last three years.
03:01:08
Which I it shows, but I
03:01:10
there's no way to pull it out.
03:01:13
It's like a cock tease
03:01:15
and any.
03:01:19
Other
03:01:21
doesn't know.
03:01:21
Are you going to send this video to let it go?
03:01:26
It reminds me of somebody else
03:01:28
that shares videos right?
03:01:32
Let's just sell to them.
03:01:33
Really?
03:01:34
Well, yeah, she completely broke my brand new model.
03:01:38
Why does it have to be brand new?
03:01:41
Because you're trying to get value.
03:01:42
So the report
03:01:45
doesn't matter.
03:01:45
Once you buy it, there's depreciation.
03:01:47
It's gotten
03:01:49
$400 for the thing.
03:01:54
You used it.
03:01:55
And no offense, but I watched it get all damaged.
03:01:58
So it's not clear it's not worth 400 anymore.
03:02:00
She'll definitely make sure $400 was a decent amount of money, but
03:02:04
she's definitely got a full face full of pepper spray.
03:02:06
It's not like a lot of money.
03:02:13
I got this 12ft boom for like $13.
03:02:16
I don't know what the fuck he's talking about.
03:02:19
Yeah, the only part that irritates me, if ever.
03:02:21
If anybody wonders if anybody wonders why I have a microphone,
03:02:26
I know nobody does, but I just have to say this anyways, 12in
03:02:29
away from the surface yet I have a six foot boom mic.
03:02:33
It's because nobody wants the six foot boom mic.
03:02:37
I also do use it to go over to my drum set so
03:02:40
I can like use it all over the studio area,
03:02:45
use it.
03:02:45
But my my main point was, is the one that fits.
03:02:47
The one that made sense was like $60.
03:02:50
The one that's too long for anybody to viably use was $13.
03:02:57
Yeah. Did she say anything?
03:02:59
Sorry to, but yeah, she just she wasn't happy that we were recording
03:03:03
that she.
03:03:04
It's the same, Yeah. I'm pretty. Yeah.
03:03:07
The song beat on the permit. Right.
03:03:09
I'm okay.
03:03:09
Yeah, I would for a lot of people. Okay. You sure you're okay?
03:03:12
I mean, and please turn it around and do a mutual battery,
03:03:15
because this is not mutual.
03:03:16
Okay, well, we're going to get everyone tied to this one.
03:03:19
Does that work?
03:03:21
Please don't do X.
03:03:22
I don't know that other person got the last week.
03:03:25
They did the swear to God. I mean.
03:03:29
Yeah.
03:03:30
Please don't.
03:03:31
Even though I admitted to spraying her with pepper spray.
03:03:35
And it's still to be determined in your investigation whether I was
03:03:38
threatened in any way or had fear for my life,
03:03:42
I did just admit to assaulting her.
03:03:43
So please, please don't charge me with that.
03:03:46
I want to press charges for vandalism.
03:03:47
Yes, 100% vandalism and vandalism.
03:03:51
It was because she was.
03:03:55
100% vandalism.
03:03:56
That's destruction of property, not vandalism.
03:03:58
Did she spray paint it?
03:03:59
Did she write some kind of tag on it?
03:04:01
Yes, yes, he says yes.
03:04:03
There.
03:04:06
Someone's going to.
03:04:09
Okay.
03:04:12
Maybe.
03:04:12
Like the officer is starting to question.
03:04:15
He's like, fuck, it's not vandalism.
03:04:17
He's trying to think like shit
03:04:20
to pay for it.
03:04:21
I mean, I hope they they actually, I mean, what I'm gonna do
03:04:23
is going to send it to the city attorney, and then they're going to just be like,
03:04:26
yeah, forget it.
03:04:27
It's a process because he's been here before.
03:04:29
I love him.
03:04:30
So yeah, prosecutor's not going to do unless it's a slam dunk.
03:04:34
And they can either make some type of a monetary recovery or publicity recovery.
03:04:41
Just to be clear, what's going to happen next.
03:04:44
I believe they're we're going to take a report and give it to the prosecutor,
03:04:48
who will then determine if they are going to press charges
03:04:52
for issuing her citation.
03:04:53
Okay. So there will be a notice to appear.
03:04:55
And then after it gets documented from there, it gets forwarded
03:04:58
to the district attorney's office to see if they're going to even do it.
03:05:01
Do you look at that?
03:05:02
They have a crosswalk for regular people in a crosswalk for pedophiles.
03:05:05
I've never seen such a thing.
03:05:08
No pedals, use crosswalks, anything about it.
03:05:12
All right. They all accept or reject the case. Yeah.
03:05:14
And then we see it now too, because again, it was a misdemeanor.
03:05:18
Are you going to hit the button?
03:05:20
Well I don't have it.
03:05:20
I need to download it.
03:05:22
What is it
03:05:25
part of the, document in our presence.
03:05:28
But you do have video recording that you provided.
03:05:32
So there's your license statement as her statement,
03:05:34
and then there's whatever witness statements
03:05:36
or video evidence that that's possible, I understand.
03:05:39
So how do I get, repaid for my broken equipment?
03:05:42
So that's that's that's a civil thing maybe.
03:05:46
No, it is an officer.
03:05:47
I do this, it's unbelievable how they know the law.
03:05:53
When something is damaged like that.
03:05:55
It's not necessarily civil.
03:05:56
You can add what is called anybody in the chat?
03:05:59
Anybody? Anybody at all. Please.
03:06:01
The crime was committed that they damage property.
03:06:04
It starts with an R and it's not retarded.
03:06:07
It's called restitution.
03:06:09
And it's not a civil thing.
03:06:11
It's actual criminal.
03:06:14
But this guy doesn't know the law.
03:06:15
You know, he's a police officer.
03:06:16
Perhaps in the courts,
03:06:17
maybe there's some sort of victim restitution kind of thing, but.
03:06:20
Oh, there is.
03:06:20
So if they don't, if perhaps, maybe there's some kind of victim restitution.
03:06:24
No, there absolutely is restitution.
03:06:26
And you have to ask for it.
03:06:27
If they don't prosecute and you have to prove the damages with the receipt
03:06:31
and they decide to pass on the,
03:06:35
don't ask a police officer in the field
03:06:36
law advice, please pass on it.
03:06:39
How do I go about how do I get her information?
03:06:42
So it's actually it'll be
03:06:44
it's on the police report, the citation that we just stole in the police report.
03:06:47
So I have to get a police. So how do I get a police?
03:06:50
You. I'm going to give you a card right now, but you have to ask for it.
03:06:52
It's going to have the your police report number on it.
03:06:54
And more than likely you're going to pay a fee to get it
03:06:58
for you have the police part number right there.
03:07:00
So in that number.
03:07:02
So that's the number. But how do I get a copy of that.
03:07:04
Now this guy is embarrassing me. He's not a First Amendment auditor.
03:07:06
He's never done this before in his life.
03:07:10
Wait. What's this?
03:07:11
Is this the same? Oh, no.
03:07:12
We watched that one already. Wow.
03:07:19
You want to see something funny?
03:07:21
No. Yes.
03:07:23
All right.
03:07:24
As above.
03:07:24
So below.
03:07:30
Wait.
03:07:31
Why is there no set?
03:07:31
Oh, they hit the mute way down there.
03:07:34
Oh, dysfunction is that it can be cured with diet and exercise.
03:07:38
The hard part is getting your wife to diet
03:07:41
and exercise.
03:07:45
Though, just in case you didn't hear it, I better play it again.
03:07:48
The good news about erectile dysfunction
03:07:51
is that it can be cured with diet and exercise.
03:07:54
The hard part is getting your wife to diet and exercise.
03:07:59
I get it now.
03:08:02
I get to.
03:08:06
Yeah I'm tired of taking all the blame
03:08:08
and responsibility for her problem.
03:08:12
Maybe if she just
03:08:13
didn't walk around with a tissue blown her nose all the time,
03:08:16
maybe I could get aroused like I used to in my 30s.
03:08:23
Or maybe not. Man.
03:08:31
And shout out to my wife.
03:08:32
That's great. Oh.
03:08:40
Oh, damn.
03:08:40
This is a long ass story.
03:08:41
Well, off the wall that could have been grabbed from waist height.
03:08:44
This is a sodium ion battery from 11 energy.
03:08:46
I've had a few.
03:08:47
Oh, this is a bad video.
03:08:48
I didn't want to watch the video.
03:08:53
Have you heard of a sodium ion battery?
03:08:54
It's all the latest craze.
03:08:56
I don't think it's going to replace.
03:08:58
It's going to replace lithium.
03:09:00
It's salt.
03:09:02
It's, it's not, I think that Nancy Pelosi,
03:09:06
you know, lithium has a heating point that's very hard to put out
03:09:10
once it starts, where sodium just tastes delicious on potato chips.
03:09:15
So it sounds safer.
03:09:18
What worries me, though, is that the cost they
03:09:21
they actually lowered the cost of lithium to try and compete with this.
03:09:24
But I think because lithium is already embedded, even though it's unsafe,
03:09:28
it's going to take a long time to transfer over to sodium.
03:09:34
But he was going to switch it over.
03:09:35
We were going to follow it.
03:09:36
But it's 20 minutes long and I don't want to do that.
03:09:37
So check out,
03:09:42
Sodium batteries,
03:09:44
which I believe is not is any sodium.
03:09:46
That doesn't make sense.
03:09:49
It's not available.
03:09:54
And then.
03:09:57
And then it's not available.
03:10:01
All right I'm going to do these two.
03:10:02
And then we'll end with the one. Amen.
03:10:06
Preface.
03:10:09
Your A little fucking podcast is perfect.
03:10:14
But we don't have any sound right to it.
03:10:16
I wanted to come on here and just say I'm sorry,
03:10:19
because we'll be starting with this humongous jar of sauerkraut.
03:10:22
Okay, a little short backstory as this woman apparently tries fun
03:10:26
foods at TJ Max.
03:10:27
She's trying fun foods that she's never heard of or tried.
03:10:30
So what she did is she walked into TJ Max
03:10:33
and she bought a jar of.
03:10:36
Looks like old world Polish sauerkraut.
03:10:44
That is sauerkraut.
03:10:48
That's too big of a bite.
03:10:49
All right, you first.
03:10:50
Here comes the airplane.
03:10:55
I hate
03:10:56
people eat with their teeth and the fork.
03:10:59
Yeah. Me too.
03:11:00
I used to punish my kids for that.
03:11:02
No scraping by.
03:11:02
Do you do that? Yeah. What do you.
03:11:05
If I just close your lips, pull it up like so.
03:11:09
What did she do wrong?
03:11:11
Anyone?
03:11:14
She scraped her teeth with the fork.
03:11:17
Right. That made you.
03:11:18
That distracted you from the actual thing where she just opened
03:11:21
a jar of sauerkraut, put a fork in it and ate it.
03:11:25
Not a big sauerkraut fan, I assume.
03:11:27
I don't. Yeah, I'm not a no.
03:11:29
Oh, it's.
03:11:30
Our car has to be cooked.
03:11:31
Sauerkraut has to be cooked.
03:11:33
Slow cooked for a very long time until it's, you know, it's undercooked
03:11:36
sauerkraut
03:11:38
because it doesn't come in a jar and it's I what I listen.
03:11:46
She's disgusted
03:11:47
by oh my nose is literally running out of that.
03:11:51
Now I personally did not find this to be enjoyable.
03:11:54
I have had sauerkraut before.
03:11:55
This one is just so so sour and pungent.
03:12:00
It is crunchy. The jar.
03:12:02
It is crunchy.
03:12:03
So here's a fun fact too.
03:12:07
If you don't want to get diarrhea, which you are going to get from eating
03:12:11
that one bite, probably you must also wash your sauerkraut thoroughly.
03:12:17
I mean all after to put it in the colander,
03:12:20
put it under the sink and just let that shit rinse for a long time.
03:12:25
But then slow cook it with sausage so it gets tender.
03:12:28
This dumb bitch.
03:12:30
Sorry, I just I don't know where I came across that.
03:12:34
Our young people don't know anything because we're not teaching them.
03:12:37
It's our fault.
03:12:41
And then she eats a bunch of other shit too.
03:12:42
But I'm just completely turned off by the whole idea. Now,
03:12:46
starting with dirt, soda.
03:12:51
Smells like slugs.
03:12:53
And also, this is unfortunately lukewarm.
03:12:55
Cheers.
03:12:57
Lukewarm dirt soda. Ooh.
03:13:03
This dirt soda makes me want to take a dirt nap.
03:13:07
Not only does that taste like wet soil, it tastes like poopy
03:13:11
wet soil.
03:13:15
It tastes like poopy wet soil.
03:13:18
I think it would be with you.
03:13:20
I've never tasted poopy wet soil.
03:13:24
Might not.
03:13:26
And for our last story, before we roll out with a half hour of mash ups.
03:13:30
Because I'm going to say some poopy words. Oil.
03:13:34
No thank you. Is it?
03:13:36
Your neighbor is having a party coming up or something?
03:13:39
Yeah. October.
03:13:40
Oh, I told him he should have a party.
03:13:43
I also told him that he should rent out his, property to campers,
03:13:48
you know, homeless people.
03:13:50
Yeah.
03:13:50
Yeah, well, they have the Armada Fair.
03:13:53
Very popular.
03:13:55
They have the apples festivals.
03:13:57
You know, there's a it's an orchard community.
03:14:01
All right.
03:14:02
Our our our last.
03:14:04
I love the fair so much.
03:14:08
Everyone does.
03:14:09
How would you like to stay at a rustic campsite?
03:14:14
Hell, yeah.
03:14:18
What's this about?
03:14:19
This is our last real video.
03:14:24
The kid has a giant penis.
03:14:25
Look at it.
03:14:30
Ready?
03:14:31
Yeah. Let's do it.
03:14:32
Ready. Five.
03:14:33
Four. Three. Two. Big.
03:14:36
His penis man's holding it.
03:14:42
Yes! I'm going to come.
03:14:49
That's what he said.
03:14:50
Cock it, kids. The biggest cock ever.
03:14:54
No, for some reason, this. What does it say?
03:14:55
He's four years old. How old is this kid?
03:14:59
Four years old. New world record.
03:15:01
So rad. Wayland. His name is Wayland.
03:15:04
Like Waylon Jennings.
03:15:07
Yeah, but I like unnecessary world record.
03:15:11
So I have two questions.
03:15:13
Did he have any idea what was about to just happen?
03:15:16
Right. Not.
03:15:19
There's no idea of the risks associated or anything. No.
03:15:22
These four, he's four.
03:15:24
I don't think he had reasonable.
03:15:25
He could also.
03:15:28
So I don't think that's the best way to do this.
03:15:31
Does that mean that the kids should do it?
03:15:32
Like if the adult would go, yeah, I could go skydiving,
03:15:35
does that mean that the kids should go skydiving to, so as a father,
03:15:39
that's something you often confront.
03:15:42
But then you'll think to yourself, if I don't do it now, he may never like.
03:15:47
For is a perfect time to learn and start anything new, because they
03:15:50
don't know any better.
03:15:52
I'm all for it.
03:15:54
Yeah. Did he become something, noodle or.
03:15:55
And does he come back up or is this going to end that?
03:15:58
That's what I'm talking about, dude.
03:16:00
Is there any other.
03:16:01
Oh Jesus Christ.
03:16:05
Why is it a new world?
03:16:06
World record? Youngest.
03:16:07
That's the thing to them. Yeah, they that's the thing to him.
03:16:10
And then he just kind of fell off the thing.
03:16:12
It's like, well, you did a great job.
03:16:15
And I think eventually the world's incredible onion.
03:16:21
Okay. Right of you ready?
03:16:23
Yeah. Okay. Let's do it. Ready? Fine.
03:16:25
I want to see him afterwards as he's like, he's never going to be the same.
03:16:28
His penis.
03:16:30
I need help holding it. For.
03:16:35
Oh, I get it. New world record.
03:16:37
So it's the smallest white kid with the largest black penis in the game ever.
03:16:43
Wait, where are those gay shoes?
03:16:45
Hey, I thought we learned.
03:16:47
Didn't you learn on this episode?
03:16:49
You're shoes are for everyone
03:16:53
is a new one.
03:16:55
Let's go.
03:16:56
Buddy.
03:17:00
Oh, no.
03:17:03
There's an explosion.
03:17:04
Jumped early.
03:17:06
Yeah, well, he got ahead of the three.
03:17:10
Yeah, that was really close.
03:17:12
I don't there should be a platform.
03:17:14
Most don't don't, don't.
03:17:15
Most bungee places have an extended platform like a little.
03:17:19
Yeah.
03:17:20
Be like out and away from the rock wall.
03:17:24
Yeah.
03:17:26
Hell yeah. People having forward momentum.
03:17:28
Did we have a video where somebody jumped off or something?
03:17:30
They did bash their head on the platform.
03:17:32
Oh, we got plenty on the new world record.
03:17:36
So that's what I'm talking about.
03:17:38
Dude,
03:17:39
you just crashed it doing it just for the sake of the world.
03:17:43
Like, just absolutely showing us how that was.
03:17:47
He's like, my parents just threw me off a cliff.
03:17:49
That's all I know.
03:17:51
He's absolutely showing us how it's done.
03:17:53
It's like just fucking.
03:17:55
You strapped him up, and then he just kind of ran.
03:18:01
They said, are you ready?
03:18:02
And he said yes. So there was full consent.
03:18:05
He can't say.
03:18:05
He didn't say yes. They made sure they got that on video.
03:18:08
It's like, let me see your ID,
03:18:10
let me.
03:18:11
I'm going to need to hear you say yes. Like when you're on a plane.
03:18:13
Yeah. I give him a little thumbs up and out of my head.
03:18:15
I'm going to need to have an audible. Yes.
03:18:17
Yes, ma'am.
03:18:18
Yes, I am capable.
03:18:23
That's good. 25.
03:18:25
Yep. That's it.
03:18:26
1234 mash ups.
03:18:30
Loud and proud, man.
03:18:32
You can't
03:18:33
not even get them on the Mount Rushmore just because of how influential they are.
03:18:36
Yes, you said it. We needed it.
03:18:39
The one thing of Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
03:18:43
It is just oh four. I'd be kick out.
03:18:47
Okay.
03:18:47
Yeah, that makes it go, oh my God.
03:18:51
Okay.
03:18:54
So all bitches be trippin.
03:18:57
It should be.
03:18:58
I missed one, That's funny.
03:19:02
What?
03:19:04
May I help you, gentlemen?
03:19:05
Dirty work. We're here to see Travis Cole.
03:19:08
Mr. Cole said to tell you, sir.
03:19:10
No longer be needed.
03:19:11
No longer.
03:19:13
Look, fellas, I have an idea.
03:19:15
Why don't we just get Mr.
03:19:16
Cole on the phone? Man, I have a better idea.
03:19:18
Why don't we kick every single one of your asses and then we go upstairs
03:19:22
and kick Cole's ass to.
03:19:34
All right.
03:19:34
I screwed up.
03:19:36
What do we do now?
03:19:42
Hey, homeless guys,
03:19:45
I'll tell you what.
03:19:46
I'll give you a dollar each.
03:19:47
We go to this building here and run around yelling and screaming.
03:19:50
You know, that's very nice, but I think what you probably need
03:19:54
are, like, some psycho out of control homeless guys.
03:19:58
Yeah, we're more the broken spirit.
03:20:00
Listen, I've lost the will to live type homeless guys.
03:20:05
How about for $2?
03:20:06
Oh. Oh.
03:20:24
Thank you.
03:20:25
Sam, what a pleasant surprise.
03:20:28
Yeah. Where's our money, shooter?
03:20:30
You always $50,000.
03:20:32
We're getting the building a 99 Franklin Street. Condemned.
03:20:34
We want it now.
03:20:36
But, Mitch, I don't even know the building at 99.
03:20:37
Franklin might. Told you I did, but I lied.
03:20:41
Good luck trying to prove it,
03:20:43
bitch.
03:20:44
What he just said are from leveling that old lady's house.
03:20:47
I couldn't just let you get away with it.
03:20:49
So I figured out a way for you to help me and hurt you at the same time.
03:20:54
I guess I showed you guys a thing or two about dirty work.
03:20:57
What a fuck.
03:20:57
Starts a conversation like that?
03:21:00
But we're not leaving here till we get our 50 grand.
03:21:05
Oh, no.
03:21:06
We suck again.
03:21:15
And then when you jumped on that security guards back
03:21:17
and you were yelling into his ear, CIA put a picture in my brain, I was laughing.
03:21:22
So hard, I almost get an almost.
03:21:26
Okay.
03:21:31
Great.
03:21:31
Hey, thanks. That was fun.
03:21:33
A lot more fun.
03:21:34
And working for Travis Cole.
03:21:37
You work for Cole?
03:21:39
All of us never.
03:21:41
I had a life house,
03:21:45
was back in the community.
03:21:47
Suddenly, it was all taken away.
03:21:50
I think I finally realized just how low I'd sunk.
03:21:53
One day when I was at my daughter's soccer game.
03:21:56
She lives with her mom, and I was standing
03:21:58
on the sidelines and cop came up and asked me to move along.
03:22:02
That's when he hit me.
03:22:04
I'm not even a human.
03:22:05
Here's your $2.
03:22:10
I don't know it all.
03:22:11
It'll all clear up on at WrestleMania.
03:22:13
I'm sure.
03:22:21
I don't think I've ever seen that movie.
03:22:24
It's a great movie.
03:22:26
I like Norm, I don't like the other guy.
03:22:31
I mean, you know, his face is really creepy.
03:22:35
It really concerns before all that.
03:22:39
I know, but I can't unsee him.
03:22:42
Right?
03:22:42
He does the.
03:22:47
He sure does.
03:22:52
In case of emergency, Brady needs to know how to operate.
03:22:54
The 10,000 horsepower, fully semi-automatic jet.
03:22:58
Should be shitty, right?
03:22:59
I actually don't remember how.
03:23:10
I mean, that's probably 40.
03:23:12
Naomi does it like a 1990.
03:23:16
That mean?
03:23:18
I mean, let's be honest, maybe it was the first one.
03:23:21
I mean, take it away from your party.
03:23:25
I've mean, I hope we we don't think we get that, you know what I mean?
03:23:29
I'm ready to go over no. Ten.
03:23:34
I'm watching.
03:23:35
No more time for a minute.
03:23:37
You know, I,
03:23:42
I don't mean to write like.
03:23:47
That I was like, I'm fine.
03:23:49
Okay?
03:23:49
I mean, I
03:23:51
don't look at me like a baby
03:23:55
about.
03:23:57
I mean, that's what this baby.
03:23:59
It was a Christmas.
03:24:01
I mean. I.
03:24:10
One of the guys for the.
03:24:13
We got to do five raids and so one show, we're going to have to wait twice
03:24:17
that it was.
03:24:23
So we're going to make me raid Alabama.
03:24:26
Just be
03:24:30
I know you make me be like you guys in
03:24:34
the music.
03:24:34
I just want to
03:24:37
I mean, I know Ray Kirkwood.
03:24:39
He's.
03:24:40
I'm impressed with you.
03:25:40
Yeah.
03:25:42
Yeah.
03:25:44
Yeah.
03:25:54
That's.
03:25:55
That's.
03:25:57
The Rock.
03:25:58
He's got the.
03:26:02
People. Got.
03:26:07
Me on.
03:26:13
Let's talk about.
03:27:07
Baby.
03:27:19
Unstoppable of the.
03:27:31
Baby.
03:27:32
To the future.
03:27:33
And in Virginia.
03:27:36
In the best I can do I mean, Mr..
03:27:39
Yeah.
03:27:39
I'm just not
03:27:42
working on you guys right away.
03:27:44
Make me.
03:27:48
Let you go. My.
03:27:50
Never been ready.
03:27:52
I'm not excited.
03:27:54
Hey, is you referred to the back? You.
03:28:00
When you say, oh,
03:28:01
you know, I'm better at the boss won't let me
03:28:06
it out.
03:28:13
Yeah.
03:28:14
I mean, I don't know, to be recognized like
03:28:20
you're the credit.
03:28:22
Yes, but all you, you never get it.
03:28:28
It's another time you.
03:28:33
Know I can hide.
03:28:35
Yeah, I I I, I,
03:28:38
I try. I.
03:28:45
You for me
03:28:46
it may not be ready for your fight. You.
03:28:51
I still might hear that you.
03:28:53
I won't
03:28:55
let me.
03:29:01
Out! In blood and skin
03:29:05
and bone of fine but me and the back of strong yellow.
03:29:11
Wow. Yeah.
03:29:13
Another thing
03:29:15
that might be your only call
03:29:18
on the people that
03:29:21
people on me call,
03:29:26
on the phone.
03:29:28
Can I pick up my couple on mine?
03:29:32
I don't think on the number nine.
03:29:35
Oh, that's the staff off center.
03:29:37
Well, I told you,
03:29:41
one. Yet another thing.
03:29:46
One of.
03:29:49
What's the topic next week, you call me. Go.
03:29:52
All the people
03:29:55
like,
03:29:57
one other
03:30:01
than Saint Peter.
03:30:02
Don't you call me go.
03:30:04
I can't go, I'm on my way down and nobody.
03:30:09
Thank you.
03:30:12
Not a man didn't
03:30:13
comment on one system on the other.
03:30:17
Steve. Unit the right one.
03:30:19
Don't.
03:30:23
Want nobody over.
03:30:28
Here.
03:30:29
Oh, me.
03:30:29
Oh, come on.
03:30:32
Pick on me.
03:30:34
Hold on.
03:30:39
You owe me.
03:30:39
Call. Him.
03:31:07
Oh, you cannot.
03:31:13
Come back to me like.
03:31:18
You say he got.
03:31:23
You see me?
03:31:28
Stomp your feet.
03:31:35
Looking for.
03:31:38
Anything from my.
03:31:45
I got, I got.
03:31:52
Up stomping people.
03:31:58
Nothing is now
03:32:00
up to the beat.
03:32:03
Wrap it up.
03:32:06
Stop me! See?
03:32:09
Stop me!
03:32:11
Me, me, me.
03:32:16
If I can. Hey!
03:32:30
I'm gonna be.
03:32:35
Me. Stop me.
03:32:43
Stop me!
03:32:49
Stop me!
03:33:04
I don't want to talk about tape, man.
03:33:07
These white.
03:33:16
You crackers.
03:33:17
You you spam colored,
03:33:20
milk drinking, non-criminal bastards.
03:33:24
You need to stop this shit, okay?
03:33:25
You need to decolonize your summer.
03:33:29
You're being very offensive to very dumb black people.
03:33:33
Here's a colored
03:33:35
milk.
03:33:38
Whoops.
03:33:46
This is for this.
03:33:47
Not for changing the definition of words to suit you.
03:33:51
We have an evolving language.
03:33:53
Yeah, but it's not all supposed to happen.
03:33:54
Just in one generation, in a million fucking directions based on whatever
03:33:57
you want it to mean at the time. Because otherwise it wouldn't be true,
03:34:02
you fucking moron.
03:34:04
It isn't about being woke.
03:34:05
It's about elevating your vernacular to fit the times and the paradigm
03:34:09
that we're in. No thanks. So welcome.
03:34:13
First stop saying picnic.
03:34:15
Picnic originated from pick a N-word.
03:34:20
The singer vernacular to fit the times and the paradigm that we're in.
03:34:25
No thanks. So welcome.
03:34:28
First stop saying picnic.
03:34:30
Picnic originated from pick a N-word.
03:34:35
The finger vernacular to fit the times and the paradigm that we're in.
03:34:40
No thanks. What's his name?
03:34:43
First stop saying picnic.
03:34:45
Picnic originated from pick a N-word.
03:34:50
So finger vernacular.
03:34:52
So what she said was wrong.
03:34:55
So I'm waiting ten minutes.
03:34:56
So she's making the grade first stop saying picnic.
03:35:00
Picnic originated from a N-word
03:35:05
in your vernacular.
03:35:07
So what she said was wrong.
03:35:09
So I'm waiting ten minutes.
03:35:11
So I grade first.
03:35:13
That's saying picnic water, water water water water.
03:35:16
What? Order? Take the N-word.
03:35:22
So what she said was wrong.
03:35:24
So I'm waiting ten minutes every grade.
03:35:30
Or whatever to go to water.
03:35:31
What order?
03:35:33
I think that word.
03:35:36
Is so what she said was wrong.
03:35:39
So I'm waiting.
03:35:40
Can you go with me?
03:35:41
Give the.
03:35:45
Order with water.
03:35:46
Water, water, water water.
03:35:48
That word.
03:35:55
Way. Been.
03:35:59
But what about water?
03:36:01
Water, water, water.
03:36:02
Why did.
03:36:09
They.
03:36:15
Boil.
03:36:15
Water. Water! Water! Water.
03:36:16
Here we go. Shit! This fucking cunt!
03:36:18
Sucker! Motherfucker!
03:36:20
Is that enough, or shall I go on? Fagot?
03:36:22
Fagot fagot fagot! Wait! Go!
03:36:24
Fagot jabber fagot fagot.
03:36:30
Water water water water water!
03:36:31
Here we go.
03:36:33
Fucking sucker! Motherfucker! Tits!
03:36:35
Is that enough, or shall I go on, fagot before me?
03:36:38
Gracious God, we just are unworthy of jabber.
03:36:42
Mercy.
03:36:42
Pardon our sins and bless these mercies for our use.
03:36:45
And help us to eat and drink to that I say Amen.
03:36:49
Fucker!
03:36:49
Is that enough, or shall I go on, fagot before me?
03:36:53
Gracious God, we
03:36:56
unworthy of jabber mercy.
03:36:57
Pardon our. Here we go and bless these mercies for our use.
03:37:00
And help us to eat and drink.
03:37:01
Tonight I say Amen, fucker!
03:37:04
Is that enough, or shall I go on?
03:37:07
Thank God for me.
03:37:08
Thank gracious God, we
03:37:10
are unworthy of jabber. Mercy. Pardon our.
03:37:13
Here we go and bless these mercies for our use, and help us to eat and drink.
03:37:16
To that I say Amen.
03:37:19
Is that enough?
03:37:29
This is.