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I'll let you know.
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The tennis court oath
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and the Magna Carta.
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What do they share in common?
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Between.
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And I think.
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We have.
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That now.
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I don't
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I never livestreams make up
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every clip you break
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every one of our takes.
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Oh, for God's sake, you tube, strike me.
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You and
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your little fucking podcast.
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And every word you say,
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every tag you share, every song you play.
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You two strike in you.
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Oh, can't you see
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it's parody.
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How flattering.
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Not always.
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With every copyright claim they make.
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Every you and I.
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You faked and never wins.
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You break
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every meme you make.
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Every stance you take you to strike in.
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Oh oh says you got I'm
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in fight with what is mine I lost all day.
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But the cops still say this.
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But I don't do it for the views yet.
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They still hide me.
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Every time the rich get richer.
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The rest just wait me, I, I keep crying, I go ready
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God, please.
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They find.
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Me. They.
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Oh, can't you see
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this parody?
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I'll slap hard on Asian
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with every copyright claim they make.
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Every riff you make.
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Monday at 10 p.m.
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eastern.
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Every every word you stake.
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Every breast you shake.
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You two strike and you.
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You two strike.
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In you.
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Every post you make.
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Every show demonetize.
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All the fans you take all your tubes like oh
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you jump, strike in. You,
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you don't strike.
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And you say, hey.
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Need you to strike.
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And you.
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Oh you down
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strike in yo yo yo.
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You go up. Oh,
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let me clear.
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You play every joke you say
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yeah you strike and you, you,
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you strike and you.
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Oh yeah,
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yeah, yeah
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yeah yeah.
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Every single day.
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And every upload. Me
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every beat you play.
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And every phrase you say.
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You two strike and you.
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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It's just a scripted comedy show.
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These guys are not experts, doctors,
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lawyers, therapists, or even particularly well-adjusted.
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Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm,
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or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people events is purely coincidental and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage, cognitive
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dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urge to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from H.R.
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will be hearing about this. By the way.
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Hi, Dave.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing,
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or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
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Thank you.
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That helped me marshal up the courage to, carry on.
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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Now, I'm not going to bore you with the history.
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But I'm about to bore you with some history.
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To answer the question, what is the Magna Carta
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and the tennis court oath have in common?
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They bear, several very important things in common
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in that they were very important legislature.
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Although, 300 or so years apart,
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roughly, they were
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very influential
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in, the US Constitution.
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Namely the amendments.
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Now, we'll we'll get more into that as we, as we carry on.
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But, here we are in the fourth show
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of our fourth year,
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and our first one was science.
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Second one was Satan.
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Our third one was work.
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And here we are in Marshall.
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So science.
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Is, reliable means to figure things out.
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Satan, by comparison, is a fantasy character
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used as a scapegoat to get out of responsibility.
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And while work
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is a reliable means of accumulating wealth.
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So. And the way real things get done.
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And Marshall brings it all together.
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So why Marshall?
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Well, a few reasons.
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A few, It's mostly used to,
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explain how you
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build up your forces
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in a unified effort
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to attack a common enemy.
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It's it's a military term.
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In fact,
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it is currently the top ranking officer
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in the French military.
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And that's why it's important in this conversation.
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Because French Revolution was the source of the tennis court oath.
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Tennis court oath, name that.
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Because the Third Estate, better known as common people,
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the commoners, the common folk, they were locked out of Parliament,
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the first Estate, the clergy, the second estate, nobility.
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And they were basically
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ruling the commoners who do the work and
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they are basically the people.
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So the people were locked out of governing themselves.
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So they met on a tennis court and decided on some rules
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to put in place.
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To keep the
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the upper classes accountable.
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Now, very similarly,
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this is the French Revolution, probably arguably the
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the most influential revolution of all time.
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It influenced the rest of the revolutions throughout history,
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and it, really affected, the, the constitutions
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and the governments that were established after the French Revolution.
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And it was, well, revolutionary.
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But the Magna Carta 300 years earlier
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described very nearly the same thing,
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holding the nobility accountable.
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Even the king wasn't above the laws.
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Arguably the greatest
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knight of medieval times.
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The man I'm talking about served
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under four, possibly five different kings,
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loyal to each, loyal to the crown first and foremost.
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And he lived through the reign of four different kings.
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And in fact, in 1215, four years before his
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his death, as in old age,
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he was part of the signing of the Magna Carta.
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In fact, for King John as a representative.
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Now he was, And this man I'm talking about,
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arguably the greatest knight of all time
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is name
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William Marshal.
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Now he was born new,
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not born into wealth or nobility.
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He had to work his way up from stable boy to squire,
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and didn't reach knighthood until he was 22 years old.
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But then he went on a tour of, the Knight Games.
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Now, it wasn't
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the jousting that you think of that you go to the Renaissance Festival and see,
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but it was a battle.
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It was an actual battle.
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And they would they would fight each other in full armor.
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And, and he got injured a lot, and he didn't win every time.
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But he he accumulated wealth that way
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and made a name for himself and was able to marry into wealth.
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And,
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and he ended up with a lot of properties and, and,
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and, titles that were an honorary was the first,
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first duke of something or another.
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But, and by his death,
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he was knighted into.
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The Knights Templar and buried in their,
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sacred funeral and their sacred cemetery.
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So William Marshall,
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arguably the greatest knight of medieval times
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to get to just move ahead and cast
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some of the feudal lords was remarkable.
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But he gained the respect of his his fellow knights,
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the nobility, and for possibly five different kings.
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So that's just remarkable.
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And then, then that that followed the 1215 signing of the Magna Carta
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was, no.
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But it's important to note that the Magna Carta,
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was void
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about ten weeks later, but it was still very influential,
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and it was reintroduced several times and ignored it several times.
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But it was still an influential piece of legislation. And
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so what I want to do is bring together
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some of the concepts that we're we've been talking about and discern from
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what is real and true and what is made up
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and doesn't affect anything in the world.
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So, I've got a bone to pick with my producer, Brady,
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and we'll get to that when he gets on.
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But for now, roll the clip.
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Brady.
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We got a lot to get to today.
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But this one's funny.
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I don't know if it's, YouTube friendly, but roll the clip.
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Brady.
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It's got male genitalia on it.
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I think we're going to get in trouble for this one.
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So roll the clip.
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Brady.
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Roll the clip.
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Brady.
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A little bit is it?
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Yeah I can hear you.
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There's a new sheriff in town.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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Okay, well, I'll just carry on.
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So, Brady, I can hear you.
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So last week, you had a little trouble understanding
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the difference between improbable and impossible.
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And and I want to try to help you with that.
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You said in a universe
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of infinite possibilities, anything is possible.
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And that's simply not true.
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I gave you the examples of a circle.
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A squared circle and a a merry bachelor.
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And those are self-contradictory things.
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So something that contradicts itself, like
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the concept of omnipotence,
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for instance, is impossible because it's self-contradictory.
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Can and omnipotent being,
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will make a rock so heavy
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that he himself can't lift it.
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Is that the Tommy Lee Jones one?
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I think it's
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important to note that, during the French Revolution,
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because the Third Estate took over,
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they decided to do away with the marshals.
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So, that it only lasted
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ten years because Napoleon Bonaparte,
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named 26 marshals to his army.
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And if you recall,
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Napoleon,
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Bonaparte was in fact,
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one of the three most
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successful conquerors of all time.
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Alexander the Great took over one third, to two thirds,
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but roughly half of the known
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civilization at the time,
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Napoleon took over one third,
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two thirds, roughly half of known civilization at that time.
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1800.
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Adolf Hitler conquered.
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Yeah.
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One third to two thirds.
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Say, Brady.
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Let's see if I can share. Now.
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Okay.
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Well, the Brady.
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Holy shit.
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One of the strangest
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and most mysterious ancient monuments in the world is right here.
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It is a humanoid figure etched into a hillside
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in Dorset, England, probably over a thousand years ago.
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It is called the Cerne Abbas Giant.
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And even if you've heard of it,
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there's something about it that I bet you didn't know.
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First of all, we have no idea who made it or why they made it.
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As for when it was made, our guesses have been all over the place.
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Once upon a time, they thought it may have been prehistoric.
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Some thought it was the product of the Roman Empire.
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That may have been a depiction of Hercules.
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And I know what you're waiting for me to bring up.
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We're going to get to it.
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Our current best guess is that the giant was made between 1000 and 1300 years ago.
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They think it may have been made
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by pagans in England who are resisting and converted to Christianity.
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There were in these hillside drawings, and they're all made by just creating
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a shallow trench and filling it in with crumbled chalk.
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Which brings me to the question that I know
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many of you have been dying to ask, which is why does it have an enormous
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26ft long boner?
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Hold on. Stop, pause.
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Well, what?
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I'm just simply wondering why every other
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mock up of the human figure doesn't have a giant.
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Does it have at least for the male form?
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Anatomically correct. Correct.
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Correct. Correct.
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Is anybody offended by the chalk outline of a penis
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that could also be half of a bone, or possibly a very badly drawn family guy?
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Chin.
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That brings me back to what I mentioned at the start.
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The thing that I said I bet most of you didn't know.
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See, the thing is, a mere trench full of gravel
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is not something that itself is going to last a thousand years.
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It only looks like this because the locals have been maintaining it.
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Well, one will hold on a second.
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Maybe the locals started it.
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By simply.
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This is the first I'm hearing of it.
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So they could have made it yesterday.
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As far as I know.
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Do you think the figure is excited or laying down?
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Those are the only two options.
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He looks excited to me.
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One reason why we don't know how old it is is because written records
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only go back to about the 17th century, and they think that it may have been lost
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for centuries before that,
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that somebody just allowed to be overgrown and that it was discovered again.
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So scientists have spent a lot of time analyzing the dig,
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trying to find its origins.
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And one thing they have discovered is that during these various periods
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of restorations, they have made minor changes to it.
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For example, there are indications that at one time it's extended an arm
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there was holding something, maybe a cloak or an animal skin.
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And when they do their analysis with lidar and all of that,
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it does appear that the original design was wearing pants and that the.
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Was wearing pants.
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And of course he could help us with that.
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There it is.
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Tons of.
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And it's hard to know. Is
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what's in your pants.
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And I'm gonna take you your pants now, driving us
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right up until
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they come out on the street.
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Addition of that part of its anatomy.
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Its most famous part was fairly recent.
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And of course, it was because humans, when they see something
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nine times out of ten, they're going to draw a giant penis on it.
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Agreed.
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It appears they drew boobs also, but we're just overlooking that.
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Explain.
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That's correct.
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It's got nipples.
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I have nipples, Gary,
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can you milk me?
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Me? Why?
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Some thinking may have been added as a protest.
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A type of graffiti specifically to us in the sensibilities of the Christians.
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No. Oh.
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Come on.
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So, do you think every penis drawn
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in a science book or a math book is some kind of a derogatory
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F.U. To the church, to the school, or to whatever institution?
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No, they're just kids.
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It looks like a penis.
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It's going to have a penis, even if it doesn't.
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If it even looks remotely like a nose or a hose or a
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I needed something to rhyme with.
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So you're starting to look like a penis church.
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But there's a well, if you are a vagina,
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everything starts to look like a
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penis.
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No way.
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If you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
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I know, but the theory that it was just a prank.
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Because the guy in my analogy, the nail would be the vagina.
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It's who owned this piece of land back in the 17th century.
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We're the type to do this kind of thing.
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And if that's true, what does that mean?
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What does that mean?
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Who are the type to do that?
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Humans.
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What do you mean, you people?
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Is that what he meant?
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No, that's not what he's saying.
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We want it to be.
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Imagine going back in time and.
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No, no, no, no.
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When I see this, I don't imagine going anywhere.
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I imagine.
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Coming.
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I need those guys and telling them
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that I'm going to go out there 300 and some years later because, well,
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to be clear, that's going to be clipped the wrong way.
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Not from looking at the penis, but just from imagining my penis in the same.
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Yeah.
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That's what I thought.
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Does anybody.
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Isn't anybody else bothered by the violent imagery
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that he's hard as a rock while holding a fucking club?
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Sorry, I saw on YouTube.
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I just couldn't
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help it when I said I needed the emphasis for the club and the raging hard penis.
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That's the guy who needed it,
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Serious rage and rant problems.
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Like I have no problem with using a club and no problems being,
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you know, Jack direct, but at the same time.
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I hear that happens.
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It does, it does.
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Oh my goodness.
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Now that's a that's another word you're not allowed to say on YouTube
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in the middle of his body
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because we have been carefully made.
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Oh wait. Yeah, it's a snake or it's a cat.
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It's not even a penis.
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That's just the tongue of whatever animal they drew on his chest.
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It's sitting on his lap.
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Now you see it.
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Are you sure it's attaining it?
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Thinking it was for a symbol?
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I think they would find that.
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No. See?
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It's clear the waistband stabs at the penis.
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It's clearly on the out. The penis is outside there.
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I mean, the 26ft penis would get draws attention
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wherever he did his light outside.
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And it is dark here.
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Yeah, I know it would be a big distraction,
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and I know. Bring it on.
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Come on, let's get.
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What? Look at those abs.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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That's why they thought it might have been Hercules
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or Heracles.
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Possibly.
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Come on, let's play this game.
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Very, very funny.
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One of the strangest and most
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wanted.
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Just to hear the very, very funny.
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Okay,
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well, I'm obviously stoned.
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You know what?
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You know.
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Where in the world is draw?
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You? Well, this would called a flight down in
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Dunedin.
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Are you going to say Maori?
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Is that explains who tells a story.
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It's a drop like that.
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Clears up where he's been.
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But the loudest thing about him is the closet that he's in.
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Well, tell me, where in the world
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your dream.
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Ogogo.
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I look so young in that clip.
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You all do.
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Okay, so it's like, outside.
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It's looking like
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you are in Iowa.
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Right out of the gate, I got it.
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Sorry.
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They ruined the game.
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It's so bright in Iowa being in the.
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Yeah, central time zone. You know?
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Yeah.
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It's still.
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It was like an hour ago.
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Yeah. So it's an hour earlier.
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I don't think you are making the same point.
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You think you are?
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Yeah, I think I am.
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It looks midday where you are.
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You're saying that a half hour?
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Well, actually, I have no idea where you are.
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I'm assuming that you're farther than the game.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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You could guess that is a new
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I couldn't.
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Okay, so I don't want to.
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I want to win the game.
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I don't want to get.
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Yeah. Don't.
00:26:00
Yeah, I get it.
00:26:03
Yeah I know, I know what.
00:26:06
But truly draw.
00:26:07
You're not allowed to get.
00:26:09
Yes. Because when I do come out west,
00:26:11
this is one of the beers I like to get.
00:26:15
8805.
00:26:17
Is this going to work? Yeah.
00:26:18
All right, I got it.
00:26:19
Looks like a fat blond ale.
00:26:22
It's a painting.
00:26:23
So. 80505.
00:26:27
Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:26:28
Isn't that an area code in California?
00:26:32
It is an area code in California.
00:26:37
Ryan, with the always.
00:26:39
Because the shootout in the brewery is from California.
00:26:43
Ryan says the place in California.
00:26:44
It's two words.
00:26:46
He says it every time.
00:26:47
Right away.
00:26:49
Okay, so, I mean, San Francisco.
00:26:52
No. So,
00:26:56
San Diego, but no.
00:27:00
Oh. I just remembered what it is.
00:27:02
But I don't want to ruin the show.
00:27:03
And I don't know if that's where you are, but it's where you always are.
00:27:05
It's not just the B word.
00:27:06
There's another word after it that he always says.
00:27:13
Well, I was in a similar area last week.
00:27:15
I went for, one day, actually, and it was somewhere where I've never been before.
00:27:19
And, that is about six hours north of here.
00:27:24
So, the last minute,
00:27:28
I went there for an evening someplace.
00:27:31
I've never been the place that has, like, a lot of different areas.
00:27:35
Kind of like,
00:27:36
like, kind of
00:27:37
borrows from a lot of different areas and just kind of whips them all into one.
00:27:42
You know, I don't know, you say borrows or borrows borrows
00:27:48
New York World.
00:27:51
I mean, I may have saw the Statue of Liberty, I don't know.
00:27:56
That's a fancy scene.
00:27:57
You need to conjugate your verbs.
00:27:59
No, I saw it. I didn't seen it.
00:28:04
You may have
00:28:06
no other
00:28:10
verb like,
00:28:14
very many words.
00:28:16
Right?
00:28:19
No. Yeah. You can play the.
00:28:20
I've already done this here myself.
00:28:22
Yeah, I did bring this here myself, but I am in a legal state,
00:28:26
so there's that one too.
00:28:29
Okay, that doesn't limit us to just California.
00:28:33
No. Narrows it down to 40 of the 50 states.
00:28:35
Things. Right?
00:28:37
All right, the, I'll be in light.
00:28:40
So I'm gonna narrow down to, like, the Nevada,
00:28:44
Arizona, California region.
00:28:47
See, he's never in
00:28:50
luck.
00:28:50
Yeah, that's in Nevada.
00:28:52
I was thinking about.
00:28:56
The way it's exercise is.
00:28:57
I'm a smoke.
00:28:59
Yeah, yeah, it's like foggy in there.
00:29:02
It's mostly due to the sunlight hitting the smoke.
00:29:07
But that is a bright sun.
00:29:11
I think you're in a follow up
00:29:13
trip to Phoenix, Arizona.
00:29:18
In your act.
00:29:20
Dang it.
00:29:21
The only work I do, I have.
00:29:24
I did get my toolbox
00:29:25
returned to me, which had the boots that I was going to throw away anyway.
00:29:29
None of my tools, except for maybe, like, a smattering like a, like, literally,
00:29:34
it could fit in my hand and I could, like, grasp it.
00:29:36
How many tools are, are randomly in there,
00:29:41
which are just like little screwdriver bits and, like, a loose socket.
00:29:47
Best thing is, is my desks, all three of my desks,
00:29:49
my putter, my mid-range, and my driver.
00:29:52
So, I never want to lose those machines.
00:29:55
Have a fun story to them.
00:29:58
I know
00:29:59
many of them are the Rhino and the Wraith.
00:30:04
Correct.
00:30:05
But my mid-range.
00:30:08
But your mid.
00:30:10
What do you use as a mid?
00:30:12
A buzz?
00:30:16
What do you use the mid because you usually throw.
00:30:20
Oh, I have seen that before.
00:30:25
Even seeing the whole goddamn I can't see.
00:30:28
No, you can read that.
00:30:30
But somebody can.
00:30:31
Yeah. It's a bus.
00:30:33
I can read it, but.
00:30:34
Yeah, I'm.
00:30:35
I'm a this is this.
00:30:38
This is the one that would have really pissed me off
00:30:40
because this is the rhino broke.
00:30:42
And then I've got a copy of it, but it's not broken. And,
00:30:45
yeah, it took me a long, took me years to break in.
00:30:49
Yeah, yeah.
00:30:50
And that was after I lost my super broken in Rhino.
00:30:54
And I read some time ago
00:30:56
that I carry three, three very every round.
00:30:59
Marsha. Marsha. Marsha. Yeah.
00:31:02
Marsha. Marshall.
00:31:04
But. Marshall. Marshall. Marshall.
00:31:08
So dumb.
00:31:09
I taught drawing as well.
00:31:11
Marshall Mathers and squeak.
00:31:14
Because he was he was he was thinking I was spelling
00:31:17
the name of my favorite rapper, but I said it was.
00:31:20
It was just shy of spelling my name.
00:31:23
The the name of my favorite white rapper.
00:31:27
Oh, well.
00:31:28
Do you have a favorite black rapper?
00:31:31
Who's your favorite black rapper?
00:31:33
Okay, yeah. That's right.
00:31:36
Yeah.
00:31:36
So, we're in the squirrel.
00:31:40
Oh, right. Right, right.
00:31:42
Okay. Let's go.
00:31:43
Mountain may have been Rushmore.
00:31:44
Black. Rushmore. Black. Rappers.
00:31:46
Black Rushmore. I did not see the Mount Rushmore.
00:31:49
I didn't see Mount Rushmore.
00:31:50
Flappers.
00:31:51
Yeah, I go like NAS.
00:31:57
What's the bone?
00:31:58
The the one thing. Oh, bro.
00:31:59
Oh, Rushmore.
00:32:01
Because they are not ranked one through four. It is just. Oh,
00:32:05
Chuck D,
00:32:08
visible.
00:32:11
What about visible?
00:32:13
I don't know, good rapper.
00:32:15
Yeah.
00:32:17
Wait, there's.
00:32:24
Oh, y'all sound alike.
00:32:27
Oh, yes, that's what I meant.
00:32:36
But let's play this game.
00:32:37
I think he's been creeping on the,
00:32:42
creeping on to come up the bone reference.
00:32:46
San Antonio, Texas.
00:32:52
No, definitely not.
00:32:58
They're definitely not.
00:32:59
I said you've said the state already, and I like how you just jump to Texas.
00:33:03
I don't know if Texas was set yet, but we're talking. No.
00:33:06
Okay, so you're in California?
00:33:09
No, no, my social oh isn't working either.
00:33:12
What the fuck? You're in Tempe, Arizona.
00:33:15
I'm not going to. Yeah, so I'm going to take a city.
00:33:17
So hang on. We might be missing.
00:33:19
Sorry for chatting.
00:33:21
And we didn't get you because nothing is working today.
00:33:24
No, we're not sorry.
00:33:25
Brady is sorry.
00:33:25
The rest of us are not because we're not responsible for that side of thing.
00:33:30
One show, one sound,
00:33:33
one love
00:33:35
is unfortunately, the weakest link.
00:33:38
All right, I've got it narrowed down to California,
00:33:41
and I was already in Tempe, Arizona.
00:33:45
Yeah,
00:33:47
man, I just.
00:33:49
So I've got it narrowed down to Nevada and California.
00:33:55
Let me check.
00:33:56
Are you in Reno?
00:34:01
I may just be in Reno, but before we do that,
00:34:04
because my man does not have a Reno,
00:34:10
song rap.
00:34:13
I that's why I threw in last week.
00:34:16
I was in Las Vegas for the first time, and that's why I saw the, What did I say?
00:34:20
I a Statue of Liberty?
00:34:22
Yeah. Yeah, that was right.
00:34:24
Yeah. Yes.
00:34:26
Oh, okay, I should have.
00:34:27
I don't have the other because you see the Eiffel Tower.
00:34:31
Yeah. I was going to go there too.
00:34:33
I didn't get that one
00:34:34
to make it obvious, but, so since he doesn't have a Reno, Nevada,
00:34:37
again, this ties in because I was just there
00:34:39
on fucking Thursday and came back Friday.
00:34:41
But, our our new friend here,
00:34:45
this is a from Los Vegas, Nevada.
00:34:48
Las Vegas, Nevada has and LA County
00:34:51
they have 686,000 residents
00:34:55
and 3.04 million metropolitan residents.
00:34:59
They have the Fort Worth Premium outlets and, madams Mall.
00:35:05
Yes, indeed.
00:35:05
The fashion show of Las Vegas
00:35:09
and the Miracle Mile shops.
00:35:12
The school district is Clark County School,
00:35:15
and they have Long Canyon National Conservation Area.
00:35:20
They have the Interstate 15 and Interstate 11.
00:35:24
Yes, indeed.
00:35:26
The Harry Reid International
00:35:28
Airport is located in Las Vegas, the top of the world
00:35:33
restaurant Tim and Oscar's Steakhouse and Rock and potato.
00:35:38
The Gray Grange Regional Park is there,
00:35:41
and Craig Ranch skate park.
00:35:44
Yes, indeed.
00:35:45
This is a rap about Las Vegas, Nevada, Las Vegas, Nevada,
00:35:51
Reno, Nevada.
00:35:54
That was sensational.
00:35:56
I love You was all I was going to say one word
00:35:59
and he switched to another.
00:36:04
Well, what is the thing about a potato?
00:36:08
I don't know, that was weird.
00:36:15
Oh, hold on, I'm going to going back on for a split second.
00:36:18
This because I,
00:36:21
he's just I don't know if he's reading like off of Wikipedia or what, but
00:36:24
Chinese food is and they have some Kenya National Conservation Area.
00:36:30
They have park.
00:36:32
It was hard for me to say.
00:36:34
And then he changed it to area. They.
00:36:37
What about the potato thing?
00:36:39
It's Clark County scooters and they have
00:36:42
some Kenyan national conservation area.
00:36:46
So rap about lost.
00:36:47
I don't know where he's at as well I guess.
00:36:49
Let's see what this again Nevada has our county.
00:36:52
They have 686,000 residents
00:36:56
and 3.04 million metropolitan residents.
00:37:00
They have the Las Vegas North Premium Outlets and the Madam's Mall.
00:37:06
Yes, indeed.
00:37:07
The fashion show of Las Vegas
00:37:10
and the Miracle Mile shops.
00:37:13
The school district is Clark County School,
00:37:16
and they have Canyon National Conservation Area.
00:37:21
They have Interstate 15 and Interstate 11.
00:37:25
Yes, indeed.
00:37:27
The Harry Reid International
00:37:30
Airport is located in Las Vegas.
00:37:33
Top of the world restaurant Tim
00:37:36
and Oscar Steak, house of Rock and potato.
00:37:39
The great great great potato is there and great restaurant and potato
00:37:45
world restaurant kid.
00:37:49
You know, the.
00:37:51
It's incredible.
00:37:52
Hey, Grant.
00:37:53
A half hour before the show started,
00:37:56
I sent in a clip that said,
00:37:59
look at that regional.
00:38:04
Look at that.
00:38:04
Is there
00:38:06
international airport is located in Las Vegas, the top of the world
00:38:12
restaurant, Tim and Oscar's Steakhouse and Rock and potato.
00:38:17
I don't even think he knows what he says, to be honest.
00:38:20
What's this good.
00:38:22
So what you're going to want to do
00:38:24
is take about two inches of ribbon.
00:38:28
You can use any color you like.
00:38:30
I've chosen green.
00:38:33
It's a burlap tweed.
00:38:35
It's fun. It's the holidays.
00:38:37
And then you're just going to simply come
00:38:40
around the belly of the potato
00:38:43
and you just kind of want to get it.
00:38:45
Come simply come around the belly of the potato
00:38:51
and you just kind of want to get it comfortable, right?
00:38:54
Maybe he's drying off after a shower and you're going to slip it in
00:39:01
like so.
00:39:04
Oh, it fell down.
00:39:06
Let's get that back up there.
00:39:07
There we go.
00:39:09
And tie it. Oh, not too tight.
00:39:11
You don't want tater tots coming out of your tater.
00:39:15
Oh, so it's one loop
00:39:22
around
00:39:25
through it, and you just want to be delicate.
00:39:28
It doesn't have to be perfect.
00:39:30
Oh, look at that.
00:39:34
Look at that.
00:39:37
What's more uncomfortable?
00:39:39
That guy wrapping or this potato or.
00:39:43
Thanks for the.
00:39:46
Potato. I,
00:39:48
I may have actually cured this before.
00:39:50
I just I can't get enough of it.
00:39:53
I can watch this all day.
00:39:56
See, this is this.
00:39:57
And you just want to be delicate.
00:39:59
It doesn't have to be perfect.
00:40:02
It does.
00:40:03
Joe Jackson should be Michael Jackson taught me that it has to be perfect.
00:40:07
And we will get back in the living room and rehearse until it fucking is.
00:40:11
Yeah,
00:40:12
look at that.
00:40:14
Look at
00:40:16
look at that.
00:40:18
Look at that.
00:40:19
I'm going to go.
00:40:20
You can use this
00:40:22
anywhere. I'm going to come.
00:40:24
You can take this as a I'm going to come, perhaps I'm going to come party.
00:40:29
It's it's seasonal.
00:40:32
It's perennial.
00:40:34
Please Trump, give us the soundbite.
00:40:36
We need to look at the, the past tense of that.
00:40:40
I'm here, I come,
00:40:42
I came I'm gonna come get that.
00:40:50
Look at that,
00:40:52
look at that.
00:40:54
So, Reno, Nevada.
00:40:57
Tie it up.
00:40:58
Wrap it up.
00:40:59
Was it really? It wasn't Bakersfield.
00:41:02
It was Reno.
00:41:03
Are you sure you're not in Bakersfield?
00:41:05
You're there.
00:41:07
You freak out the club because they dare to say hello if it rains
00:41:13
quick, when the ice serves, that to go
00:41:17
where in the world is mid-ranger? Dr.
00:41:21
Drew?
00:41:21
Yo, Georgia walked out of a mall into a huge parking area and realized
00:41:27
you'd forgotten where you park your car and we're going mountain biking.
00:41:30
What do you want to be when you grow up? What's the right tip?
00:41:32
I think this is so old nowadays.
00:41:35
You just push your keys and follow the beep.
00:41:36
Call a plumber to your home. Lately? How superstitious are you?
00:41:39
How much? Like.
00:41:40
In fact, I don't even really remember where I park anymore.
00:41:43
I just park and when I walk out,
00:41:44
if it's not right there, the same place, if it's a familiar store,
00:41:49
I just start.
00:41:50
Put your
00:41:52
money.
00:41:52
Would it take to make you spend a night in a cemetery?
00:41:55
Would you display this as a trophy? Do you have a pet?
00:41:57
The sweet. Do you believe in the power of a curse?
00:41:59
If you had your hearing tested, I think so.
00:42:02
Can you remember the tallest man you've ever seen?
00:42:04
Do you love to go a wandering?
00:42:06
Yeah, you. He's me.
00:42:08
Never seen a grown man naked.
00:42:10
Sweat.
00:42:10
Big stars, real estate agents, Gary house.
00:42:12
Careful with your personal records.
00:42:14
Does your computer ever seem to have a mind of its own?
00:42:16
Have you ever visited a child with.
00:42:17
Technically, it does have a mind of its own.
00:42:19
That is the process. We all got naked, went out to a quarry.
00:42:25
Fact check.
00:42:27
We all didn't.
00:42:29
Well, we all did.
00:42:29
Yeah, yeah, we were not involved in this.
00:42:31
It's a different it's a.
00:42:33
Yeah, it's a different. We all, we all is one word.
00:42:36
When you, when you move that. And I got it backwards.
00:42:39
We went out to the quarry. Then we got naked.
00:42:40
It doesn't make sense why I said it isn't weird how the farther
00:42:44
you move into the forest, the more your language changes.
00:42:51
I don't know no major city.
00:42:53
Have you ever visited a flea market? Never visited a truck stop.
00:42:56
Did you ever have a job as a waiter?
00:42:57
Have you noticed how many successful restaurants are theme based these days?
00:43:00
You ever had that is up
00:43:02
here? Put your penis in a swimming pool.
00:43:06
I had to write your initials in wet cement.
00:43:09
I've got an answer to every single one of those questions.
00:43:12
And that is, usually no.
00:43:15
Usually no.
00:43:19
I didn't notice. Yes.
00:43:20
Restaurant 58.
00:43:23
No. Well, I mean, sure, I'm just include
00:43:26
Jonathan Frakes any time I can.
00:43:30
I need to believe that you you call him anything other than Riker or Mr.
00:43:34
Riker or possibly will.
00:43:38
Commander Riker, you ended up being Cassie.
00:43:42
I wasn't actually in the military, so I don't have to call him by his.
00:43:47
What is that called?
00:43:47
I thought it was interesting that a marshal in the French
00:43:51
military outranks general.
00:43:54
I thought general was the top rank.
00:43:56
And I guess in the US, that's true.
00:43:59
Was Marshal like a Star Wars character?
00:44:02
Captain Riker?
00:44:05
Yeah.
00:44:05
Star Wars? Yep.
00:44:08
They're talking about
00:44:09
you like a real person.
00:44:13
Yeah, he.
00:44:14
He said the real person.
00:44:15
I resorted to, fantasy.
00:44:20
Okay.
00:44:20
That actor's name is Jonathan Frakes.
00:44:24
Would be.
00:44:25
I hate to be frank.
00:44:26
Something. Do know.
00:44:29
What is it now?
00:44:30
What is it?
00:44:31
No, no.
00:44:32
Yes! He's doing that guy.
00:44:35
Oh, wait.
00:44:36
Oh, look, there's little bits of vegetables stuck in her meat.
00:44:41
Yeah, there should be.
00:44:43
No, I do have no problem with shyness.
00:44:46
Well, is this going to fall out?
00:44:49
Because I think it's very sensitive.
00:44:50
Understand?
00:44:52
What is that? What? How did she. Yeah.
00:44:54
It appeared
00:44:56
better known as green onions.
00:44:57
Does she like of it? Looks like a flank steak. Roll it.
00:45:00
Oh, this is going to be a good day.
00:45:03
Now it's going to go.
00:45:04
Oh, dude, I don't think those are scallions.
00:45:07
They look like smush little pieces of green lettuces,
00:45:12
all that.
00:45:12
And the other reason I said lettuces is because
00:45:16
you said something.
00:45:17
I have to rewind it.
00:45:18
You said something and you made it plural for an odd reason.
00:45:21
I thought, oh, let's rewind it.
00:45:24
I keep the 2030 two seconds on the screen.
00:45:27
Oh, this is going to be a good day at it.
00:45:29
Looks like a flank steak.
00:45:31
But more importantly, we don't have hundreds
00:45:32
of thousands of flies or 530 cooking oil.
00:45:36
We've run out for 30 signatures.
00:45:38
Why did you add that?
00:45:40
Wait, why did he add that?
00:45:42
Because the last time we showed her,
00:45:45
she had 200 flies flying around and the oil looked like motor oil.
00:45:51
See, my memory is
00:45:52
is making me lose so much funny. And.
00:45:55
Oh, I notice the difference.
00:45:57
Oh. She's upgrade. Oh.
00:45:58
Anybody else have a visit with your producer?
00:46:01
That and your producer forgot every conversation that transpired.
00:46:07
I just I'm like,
00:46:09
exactly. I'm so concerned.
00:46:11
It's like dementia is setting in
00:46:14
or this is early onset of Alzheimer's.
00:46:17
Do you ever think maybe I'm just sick, a life, sick of the conversation,
00:46:20
sick of the game?
00:46:21
And I realized that I don't have to play.
00:46:24
Yeah, yeah.
00:46:25
You bowed out.
00:46:28
I hear what you're saying,
00:46:30
Your Honor, but I don't remember any of it.
00:46:33
I do not recall.
00:46:36
How did she get her tortillas.
00:46:38
So fluffy.
00:46:39
Mine just bubble. Yes.
00:46:40
They don't turn into a pocket of delight.
00:46:44
I threw three pocket of delight.
00:46:47
I threw three tortillas into my microwave to just make cheese and turkey.
00:46:51
Quick snacks.
00:46:52
Put a little toothpick in them and throw them in the throw
00:46:55
in the toaster after they're heated up.
00:46:57
Yeah, awesome toaster oven, I should say.
00:47:00
Awesome. Simple, wonderful.
00:47:01
But when I threw a tortilla in one out of the three puffed up just like hers,
00:47:06
it was no way excited.
00:47:07
I was very excited.
00:47:09
Yeah, Sheila, we have to go gamble together.
00:47:11
The mother of God. It's not a flank.
00:47:15
Fair enough. Anybody else?
00:47:16
I mean, do you get that excited over flank steak?
00:47:18
I'm never. Yeah.
00:47:20
Everyone's been excited over the worst kind of steak you can buy.
00:47:25
It is the worst kind of say, you know, I I've never really
00:47:29
I don't know, get know what is the next.
00:47:30
There's one below it I forget what is the, rump hamburger steak.
00:47:38
I don't know.
00:47:41
Yes. People from worst
00:47:43
come to you when you adopt me for a week.
00:47:46
Yeah, cuz I can buy a lot of.
00:47:49
I've been told
00:47:49
I look vaguely Dominican and Ethiopian.
00:47:52
I fit right in like you look at it.
00:47:56
Embodies you.
00:47:57
Yeah, that's what I was thinking too.
00:47:59
But I thought they were the same thing.
00:48:00
I'm having a conversation with myself a little behind the scenes.
00:48:02
Nobody else knows what I'm thinking.
00:48:04
I should tell you. Now stop talking. Yeah,
00:48:07
yeah, I did it.
00:48:09
There's a steak symbol.
00:48:11
What is a.
00:48:13
That looks like the inside of a lung.
00:48:15
Looks like the inside of a lung.
00:48:20
Healthy one.
00:48:21
Nothing, Yeah, a drill, a well, not not not really, but right now.
00:48:26
Yeah.
00:48:28
So. So many.
00:48:30
So young here are so young.
00:48:35
Oh, man, you just reminded me.
00:48:37
Have you seen all the, people from out of town coming in
00:48:40
for the World Cup and seeing America, especially for the first time? Man.
00:48:44
Can't wait.
00:48:45
I have no idea what you're saying, but it even sounds delicious.
00:48:48
You know,
00:48:52
There it is.
00:48:53
Look at the way she's sawing through that tender meat.
00:48:56
That's the one. Her.
00:48:57
Like you have to just fall right off the knife as you struggle.
00:49:01
Sharpen your knife.
00:49:03
Sharpen your knife.
00:49:04
No, no, no, I don't think it anything to do with the knife being sharp.
00:49:07
Yeah, I think that knife was the flank steak.
00:49:09
It was that steak.
00:49:11
Maybe a cutting board is still there.
00:49:13
Please. Pretty please, with the cherry on top.
00:49:14
Come to the cookout. It is spaghetti
00:49:17
s voice and sing you to sleep,
00:49:19
so that depends on what you're doing with it.
00:49:22
My only hope is she's about to put it into some simmering, delicious broth
00:49:26
of some kind of salty flavor for a long, long, long.
00:49:30
No, she's going to Asian. It up.
00:49:32
She's not just going to cook some meat and have a potato next to it.
00:49:35
You know.
00:49:36
Wait, what does the Asian end up mean?
00:49:38
She's going to teach it math and crash.
00:49:41
Oh boy.
00:49:43
But then beat you can like jungler.
00:49:45
Sorry.
00:49:46
There's always somebody like.
00:49:51
You can only get sharp when you're done.
00:49:55
What I please.
00:49:57
Yeah. You get those tortillas.
00:50:00
Yeah.
00:50:00
You know you know she's been saying la la luck because not not.
00:50:04
Oh she's not that girl.
00:50:05
Sorry I just this is cooking.
00:50:08
Yeah.
00:50:08
I can't tell a difference.
00:50:10
You know, like tanto delicious.
00:50:12
Well, that's so American.
00:50:14
Whatever sounds like foreign for me.
00:50:17
What does it matter? Chinese.
00:50:18
Yeah. It's all.
00:50:19
It's all look alike.
00:50:22
They sound the same.
00:50:23
You mean like Garnet and Goose fucking Santorum?
00:50:28
See, now I'll give it up to her like that's.
00:50:30
You usually want that amount of portion,
00:50:32
but if it's skirt steak or flank steak or even worse
00:50:37
or even worse, there's a shank steak.
00:50:40
Can you.
00:50:40
When you can get a portion, could you be like,
00:50:43
can I have a half portion of meat, please?
00:50:45
Can you put some more guacamole and less of that on there please.
00:50:48
And make ten more ten more tortillas.
00:50:50
What kind of cut it. Thin it out. Really?
00:50:54
I think I got the same eye results as you had.
00:50:56
I have round again.
00:50:58
Oh, yeah.
00:51:00
And Chuck roast.
00:51:02
Yeah.
00:51:03
I'm thinking of Chuck.
00:51:05
Yes. I'm also
00:51:07
God damn.
00:51:09
How about a flat steak?
00:51:11
That's a better alternative.
00:51:13
It's just like a flank steak.
00:51:14
When it's when a flank steak is too chewy.
00:51:16
Consider trying a flat steak.
00:51:18
It's also known as a bad vet or bad, but that.
00:51:23
Wow, flat steak is the bottom sirloin cut that shares a similar grain
00:51:27
but has more marbling, making it softer, more buttery,
00:51:31
or as you would say, more buttery.
00:51:33
Often very pensive.
00:51:36
Could you make it more
00:51:38
less expensive, please?
00:51:43
More or less expensive?
00:51:47
We need it to be more or less expensive.
00:51:51
I'll algo stone
00:51:54
gusto.
00:51:56
Everyone should notice that that salsa is spicy.
00:52:00
It's all loaded with.
00:52:02
I mean, is.
00:52:03
And so what they make again.
00:52:05
Is Borden going to miss my meal?
00:52:07
Those tipos de salsa.
00:52:11
Those are the.
00:52:23
That's really gay, right?
00:52:24
That's just what I.
00:52:27
Oh, what did you see?
00:52:28
Say? Hold on.
00:52:29
What was the last word?
00:52:32
I oh, dear.
00:52:36
So what you
00:52:39
don't.
00:52:42
What she's saying.
00:52:44
Oh, man.
00:52:46
When they, when they,
00:52:49
when they, when they, when they don't.
00:52:52
When they.
00:52:56
When they, when they want them.
00:52:59
So if and so do
00:53:01
I think I, I think she's I
00:53:03
wait I think she's talking to you.
00:53:09
Who. That guy.
00:53:10
Food is great. The food is great. The interview has been perfect.
00:53:13
But what about the, Is there captions?
00:53:16
Is there translation?
00:53:19
Other than those last two words, I understand those two words.
00:53:22
No, of course, as Negro,
00:53:26
I don't see where, do we have any other sandwich
00:53:30
related clips or
00:53:33
sandwiches are go hungry.
00:53:36
Are you both okay?
00:53:37
Sorry for sandwiches. What is this?
00:53:40
Sandwiches?
00:53:41
No, but.
00:53:43
No, it didn't, closed caption her words.
00:53:46
Just him saying to to salsa.
00:53:48
Don't.
00:53:52
Tell them they got
00:53:54
unless you put the A on the end. Her.
00:53:57
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I usually put the, h
00:54:01
I put the h on it to emphasize the guy.
00:54:06
Did she say yell at the.
00:54:08
What did she say?
00:54:12
Yeah,
00:54:13
just checking
00:54:16
I don't know.
00:54:16
And they've only found two Springfield residents calling to complain
00:54:20
about Haitian. Migrants.
00:54:23
Whoa. Wow.
00:54:27
Oh. Least.
00:54:28
No, no, we're not.
00:54:30
By the way, we got kicked off a half hour ago. I.
00:54:34
I thought he just stumbled over and didn't fully say the word, but,
00:54:38
Yeah, he does say he can't work on newscasts.
00:54:42
But Castor, by the way,
00:54:44
that we've been, crying out for a while.
00:54:48
You mean this one?
00:54:49
Eggroll, like, broaden our minds.
00:54:52
I'm not saying that it was faked.
00:54:54
And there's an argument that it's possible for humans to leave
00:54:57
something called a van Allen belts.
00:54:59
Okay, the Van Allen belts is
00:55:01
an electromagnetic field that protects us from electromagnetic radiation.
00:55:05
Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
00:55:06
So I'm putting radiation.
00:55:08
If you go into it, you die.
00:55:10
But also beneath the Van Allen bells.
00:55:11
There's nothing to protect you from cosmic radiation.
00:55:14
So you could die as well.
00:55:15
So some scientists actually believe that is impossible.
00:55:17
To die twice on the way to the moon.
00:55:20
Earth. Okay, well, this test Earth,
00:55:23
Earth, Earth.
00:55:24
Herb. The testicles.
00:55:27
Yeah.
00:55:31
I don't know how to do this.
00:55:33
And, as you may know right now,
00:55:37
a lot of countries, America, China are trying to make the Earth fall.
00:55:40
They've got a really hard time.
00:55:42
Okay?
00:55:43
Our time because NASA lost all the technology,
00:55:47
lost all the footage, lost all the data, and they lost it.
00:55:50
Yeah.
00:55:51
Oh, wow.
00:55:52
Was it was so, so I was it was so long, we didn't realize.
00:55:55
How was NASA even going to the secret.
00:55:57
Well, guess what a lot their most important people were Freemasons.
00:56:01
Okay, this is boss.
00:56:02
Boss Aldrin, one of three astronauts.
00:56:04
He was a Freemason. Okay,
00:56:07
they're ahead in that.
00:56:07
John Glenn, the first American.
00:56:21
Earth was a Freemason.
00:56:23
33, George Mason. Okay.
00:56:28
As was James
00:56:29
Webb, one of the first NASA administrators.
00:56:32
James Webb,
00:56:34
what a weird coincidence to tell this story.
00:56:36
They got the same name as the telescope.
00:56:38
Oh, so these people are.
00:56:40
That is the clue. See?
00:56:42
And be able to coordinate that complete control of the see.
00:56:45
Does that make sense? Who's the broad?
00:56:47
I want him to say bureaucracy more.
00:56:51
Yeah. Vocabulary. Does that make sense?
00:56:54
So doesn't matter who are in control of the prophecy.
00:56:57
Control democracy.
00:56:58
That's you don't if you don't eat all your bros.
00:57:01
Chrissy, you can't have any pudding.
00:57:03
Yeah, like I said, the fucking Asian woman is not going to cook.
00:57:06
That's taken. Just have it with some breakfast.
00:57:08
Oh, the Bible doesn't make sense.
00:57:10
But that's what it would be.
00:57:12
No, dude, he's he's such a comedian.
00:57:16
The best thing you can say after mumbling something is say, does that make sense?
00:57:21
Yeah, that would be no, no, that makes sense.
00:57:24
And he doesn't answer this, like grinning like
00:57:27
redskin woman.
00:57:30
It's red faced woman.
00:57:31
Now, I'm pretty sure it's just poor white balance
00:57:35
or poor diet, bro.
00:57:38
Yeah, the brother, the dude on the left is banging and saying, oh, wait a second.
00:57:43
Those circles were on the same video
00:57:45
from last week and they didn't make sense with what was showing
00:57:49
he was playing himself here.
00:57:51
He's had a smart board.
00:57:54
He said that smart board with those two circles on it.
00:57:57
Now for two pieces of content that have nothing to do with the circles,
00:58:01
because I remember thinking, what is he circling?
00:58:03
He still hasn't deleted them now too.
00:58:06
Over the break, Chrissy, you'll see.
00:58:08
I'm gonna find.
00:58:12
I want to
00:58:14
does that make sense?
00:58:16
I see some examples, so that's gonna represent
00:58:21
what matters is which breakfast we need that drop to achieve.
00:58:24
Holy shit. It got worse.
00:58:27
We're missing mercy.
00:58:28
After he said ocracy, he actually rushed through it and says it again.
00:58:33
So doesn't matter who's at the top, what matters is which paragraphs
00:58:36
people work together.
00:58:38
Well, I'm sorry.
00:58:38
Bureaucrats.
00:58:39
After he couldn't save see, he had the balls to try and say resets
00:58:44
the bureaucrats
00:58:46
to achieve their vision.
00:58:48
I get I get the,
00:58:51
the irony in better match with abundance.
00:58:52
Check him speaking badly.
00:58:57
This is, Wernher von Braun,
00:59:00
and he was one of the first NASA leaders, and he's a German.
00:59:03
He was actually a Nazi who was brought over after World War
00:59:06
two to help Operation People program.
00:59:10
Okay, he's like a good enough.
00:59:11
Yeah. He has.
00:59:13
He had a friend
00:59:15
or colleague named Carol Wilson, and we don't know if this is colleague.
00:59:18
Right.
00:59:19
Because you just saw what Carol's and tells us is that when he died,
00:59:23
he told us that America, the American government,
00:59:27
was first and foremost concern about spending weapons,
00:59:32
spending money on space weapons.
00:59:33
Okay.
00:59:34
And what and to do this, what America will do is continue
00:59:37
to manufacture threats to justify all the spending on weaponry.
00:59:42
Okay.
00:59:42
And then she lists the different threats.
00:59:45
Foreign. They will use Russians. Okay.
00:59:48
The Russians, we have to defeat the Russians in the space race
00:59:51
then to be like, you know what, terrorists.
00:59:53
Okay.
00:59:53
911 then third world countries,
00:59:56
the crazies, like all okay, Iran
01:00:00
and then an asteroid, MAGA,
01:00:05
we need we space weapons to protect the Earth from asteroids.
01:00:07
And then the last thing is a true alien invasion.
01:00:12
Okay, alien blue beam.
01:00:15
What? Does that make sense?
01:00:16
Yeah.
01:00:17
Okay, so we'll talk about this later on
01:00:20
teaching a like he's aliens beings.
01:00:23
Okay, that's part of the plan. And they've been
01:00:26
like this.
01:00:26
This guy thinks that day conclude by talking about different possibilities.
01:00:31
It's like a flag.
01:00:33
Okay.
01:00:34
And this is his five different possibilities.
01:00:36
Yeah, okay. The footage looks fake.
01:00:39
So how far right explanation is it?
01:00:42
Building seven. Real Twitter.
01:00:44
And we should we should split the government.
01:00:46
Okay.
01:00:47
But we also need to believe
01:00:48
that they lost all the footage, lost all the technology, lost all the data.
01:00:52
That's plausible.
01:00:52
Number one, just believe what government tells you.
01:00:55
Number two is rants.
01:00:55
About seven is pretty good.
01:00:58
But the astronauts discovered too many secrets on the moon.
01:01:01
Like there are space aliens on the moon. They can't tell us.
01:01:03
So they create this fake footage. Okay, let's second possibility.
01:01:06
Third possibility is America went to the moon, but because of the lighting,
01:01:11
because of the difficulty of filming, they couldn't actually take any footage.
01:01:15
So they made it up to please the American people.
01:01:18
So wait, that's a great point.
01:01:20
What's the point of going to the moon if nobody sees you do it
01:01:23
and nobody can connect to you doing it?
01:01:24
And most people would probably like,
01:01:26
especially with modern television reporting, they wouldn't connect that.
01:01:30
Yeah, but why would you report to do that?
01:01:33
Because people won't care.
01:01:36
So why do they care?
01:01:38
I think in 1969, if you didn't see it happen
01:01:40
because TV was TV news was so big, everyone trusted they sat around it.
01:01:44
When you think about all over the place, the radios, paper and like, no, you,
01:01:50
they black and white shit.
01:01:52
She was black and motherfucking white, but they just sat around it.
01:01:56
They needed to show the moon landing.
01:02:00
So I think both could be true. I think they faked. They could.
01:02:02
They could have faked what they watched and still went there.
01:02:05
I don't know if they went there.
01:02:06
I don't know if they didn't.
01:02:08
I believe that, step for possibility is America went to the moon.
01:02:13
But the Nazis decided
01:02:16
to create this fake footage to fool the Soviets, right?
01:02:19
Because if it's real footage,
01:02:20
the first Soviet might be able to copy the technology.
01:02:22
So we should just fake this thing and make fun of the Soviets.
01:02:25
Okay, let's. For the Soviets. That's dumb. So they couldn't.
01:02:27
So the Soviets can reverse engineer the success?
01:02:30
Yeah, that's also a possibility, right?
01:02:33
The last time we, of course, is America.
01:02:35
Think on the moon.
01:02:36
And it's entirely your choice which possibility to believe.
01:02:39
Okay, I'm just proposing different possibilities.
01:02:43
Is it your choice?
01:02:44
What you believe? No shit.
01:02:47
I went to Florida proposing different possibilities.
01:02:50
I saw the technology that they used.
01:02:52
What does he mean? They lost it?
01:02:55
Hey, there's a chance that this Asian man is a, child rapist.
01:03:00
Sorry. Repast.
01:03:02
There's a chance. I was on YouTube.
01:03:05
There was a chance that this Asian man, is a murderer.
01:03:08
There's.
01:03:08
These are just the possibilities, you know?
01:03:10
There's a chance he's fine.
01:03:13
Right?
01:03:14
It's just the possibilities.
01:03:17
Do you think it's more likely
01:03:18
that he's a Chinese spy to convince Americans that America bad
01:03:22
or that fake bad footage,
01:03:25
the bureaucracy?
01:03:28
Eggroll out there.
01:03:31
I'm not saying the moonlighting was faked, but you just see,
01:03:35
there's an argument, some possible bullshit.
01:03:38
But he's like, Jesse, I'm just asking questions.
01:03:42
You said, but alone. Yeah, the bottom one.
01:03:46
I'm not saying that the things aren't real.
01:03:48
And our government is right. Yes.
01:03:50
Every night and fucking your children.
01:03:51
I'm just asking questions.
01:03:54
Something called a bent man.
01:03:55
Okay. The Van Allen belt.
01:03:57
Is this electromagnetic just beginning again?
01:04:00
Cosmic radiation.
01:04:02
I couldn't tell he looks exactly the same.
01:04:06
I still see two testicles behind him, but that's okay.
01:04:09
Yeah.
01:04:09
Nerf balls seem like a good set of earth balls.
01:04:14
Earth balls to
01:04:16
look. Well, that was good.
01:04:19
If you don't have.
01:04:20
It was a good.
01:04:22
It was a good eggroll agreed.
01:04:26
If you don't have an idea of what to do next,
01:04:28
I've got a couple of suggestions that might help.
01:04:32
I don't know, man.
01:04:37
It's a cool looking bus.
01:04:40
That was that drive go backwards.
01:04:44
Come on, let's go, baby.
01:04:47
Let's go.
01:04:50
Yeah.
01:04:51
Nothing like being shown.
01:04:55
Standing on this bus prior to this,
01:04:58
you will get to the police station. Hey!
01:05:07
000 is no.
01:05:11
Are you seeing how we're walking out New York, the New York Knicks?
01:05:15
Do you think it's the
01:05:19
the victory for AP, right?
01:05:20
Right.
01:05:22
Yeah.
01:05:22
James, do you understand?
01:05:25
That's why we have prospered
01:05:28
over 52 years as a kid.
01:05:31
I know now that they've won again.
01:05:34
We're back in the dark ages.
01:05:37
I saw Patrick Ewing.
01:05:38
He doesn't look great.
01:05:42
We have some more footage on that.
01:05:44
On Rumble side.
01:05:46
Oh, boy.
01:05:48
But for now, we have interviews.
01:05:51
What dream?
01:05:52
And that's what I was going to recommend.
01:05:54
What dream? Real wet dream tomato.
01:05:58
Wet dream interview, man.
01:06:00
Wonder what happened to Hart.
01:06:02
But, that's neither here nor there.
01:06:06
She's still, giving it a she's gotta get in that hook.
01:06:10
Yeah, I think she's still she like, did a podcast and then got away
01:06:13
from the podcast, stepped away and then she got caught up in some crypto.
01:06:18
She likes to do pump and dump shit and then.
01:06:21
Yeah. And then she was like played in the sand about.
01:06:23
And I think she was legitimately just stupid.
01:06:25
But at the same time she let a bunch of people on
01:06:28
and they lost a lot of money because of her,
01:06:29
because I don't know what the fuck the deal why that was.
01:06:33
But, okay.
01:06:34
Then she came back and, didn't doesn't didn't mention it at all because,
01:06:39
I don't know.
01:06:40
And I know this information
01:06:41
because I pay attention to a podcast that reviews other podcasts.
01:06:45
And so they kind of dipped into that for a brief minute.
01:06:49
Okay.
01:06:50
So, what are you going
01:06:53
to show them the outtakes first?
01:06:55
Maybe like, we don't have to show the outtakes at all, but,
01:07:00
I didn't watch Audience of You in the audience.
01:07:04
So you tell me there's four.
01:07:05
There's one. Only two.
01:07:08
And they don't make any sense together because you decided to be funny.
01:07:13
I know I like being funny.
01:07:14
Well, there's one that shows this whole barn.
01:07:20
Let's do that one.
01:07:22
Well, I will be listening, but I got to go get some food from the downstairs
01:07:26
and just go.
01:07:26
Okay.
01:07:26
In order.
01:07:31
Oh, yeah.
01:07:32
I like beans upside down right up there, I just.
01:07:34
Oh, we're back here for drinks live.
01:07:37
And, Let's see, I want to test these,
01:07:41
we're testing these mikes.
01:07:43
The mikes did not work because we weren't on pro video.
01:07:46
Samsung hides their mic selection under an option under their camera
01:07:50
called Pro Video.
01:07:51
See, how far along does it help that?
01:07:54
A lot we can go with and still have the mics work,
01:07:59
but for some reason your garage, barn, whatever
01:08:02
it's called structure barn.
01:08:06
Listen to that audio.
01:08:07
It's incredible. There's a TV in your way.
01:08:09
Oh, that's all right.
01:08:10
Here's the way I think the mikes might be working because
01:08:14
I got all echoey when I walked away, which was I, which is what I would expect.
01:08:19
But you still sound close and clear.
01:08:22
Notice.
01:08:24
Oh, I've got a microphone clipped to my shirt.
01:08:27
There they are working, aren't they?
01:08:29
Son of a bitch.
01:08:31
Because you and your interviewee sound.
01:08:33
Listen, they were testing these mics.
01:08:35
See how far along would help with that lot.
01:08:38
We can go and still have the mics work.
01:08:43
Yeah. Be in your way.
01:08:44
Oh, yeah. That's all right. Here's the barn.
01:08:47
I'm quiet and echoey, and you are still close and clear.
01:08:50
This is the whole still totally work.
01:08:51
Yeah, those work sucks, too.
01:08:54
I bought I got those new mics, but now I.
01:08:57
Yeah, I don't want to wear them because I'm.
01:08:59
I have such a guilty conscience that I think even though I have a receipt
01:09:02
and I purchase them, I feel like your new friend,
01:09:06
who we have established may or may not be a psycho.
01:09:10
Right?
01:09:11
Allegedly.
01:09:13
I don't want him to think that I took any property of his,
01:09:15
whether I had a right to or you have a right to,
01:09:18
or he has a right to, or it's the right or polite thing to do.
01:09:25
And what does that say
01:09:27
that says the barn looks like a whore? Duh.
01:09:32
Oh, yeah.
01:09:32
Looks like a horde. Why wasn't I invited?
01:09:36
We did invite you.
01:09:41
And the perfect timing.
01:09:42
We have no messages, no chat.
01:09:44
And we have, three at the same time.
01:09:47
Stuff on your phone, like by my voice based on yours.
01:09:50
If it's picking up on the lab.
01:09:51
Oh, come on, what do you think in the comments? You hear that echo?
01:09:53
The echo is coming from a mic
01:09:55
that is clearly far away from me, and I took the phone with me.
01:09:58
Correct.
01:10:01
Yes. See?
01:10:02
See, I don't remember that.
01:10:03
I think I remember, but I barely remember.
01:10:07
So let's go back on the stand upside down.
01:10:11
This is my favorite part of the video.
01:10:15
But it should have corrected for that.
01:10:18
Should have on there.
01:10:20
Now if it does do that then okay.
01:10:23
And now we're going to continue with see how good that audio
01:10:25
that your audio didn't change when I walked away.
01:10:27
So all you have to do is plug that in and it works.
01:10:29
It just works. The interview.
01:10:30
Yes or no or try with the labs and just, well,
01:10:34
stop that video and then start a new one.
01:10:36
He's all talking lingo.
01:10:39
There we are, upside down idea of turning it around the other way.
01:10:42
Look at this.
01:10:43
Look at the upside down.
01:10:45
Oh no, you can't. Because you've got the money.
01:10:47
I think that's cool.
01:10:53
I'm pretty sure I stopped it and started it, and then it was just fine.
01:10:57
Yeah.
01:10:59
Which one should I play next?
01:11:00
I'll take two.
01:11:02
Yeah, absolutely.
01:11:04
Them.
01:11:09
I fucked them up and burst out, and then I turn it off.
01:11:13
No, no, I turn it on I hear though.
01:11:14
Wow, that that makes a lot of noise. It does.
01:11:17
Oh, I can't you can't hear it here though. I don't.
01:11:19
Luke said he heard it.
01:11:22
Thank you for saying that because now I know I heard it, now I heard
01:11:25
although I maybe if you're listening. Wait, I have heard that.
01:11:28
I've heard that.
01:11:29
Oh, in the background. Yeah. Yeah. That's.
01:11:31
I was kind of like oh I got headphones on.
01:11:34
Oh like oh yeah.
01:11:37
So I don't know what's been dubbed in.
01:11:39
Yeah.
01:11:42
Yeah.
01:11:44
Didn't work.
01:11:45
Oh so not I know I just was hoping it would be on the screen.
01:11:51
I don't think the mics are going to be working either
01:11:53
because of the connection then Bolognese.
01:11:54
Now we'll try the sound now.
01:11:56
Oh okay.
01:11:58
Fuck yeah.
01:11:59
Work got way louder.
01:12:01
Oh yeah. Let's go.
01:12:02
Oh, we're just sitting here.
01:12:03
Do nothing.
01:12:04
Okay, well, then
01:12:06
stop and start.
01:12:08
Stop and start over.
01:12:10
Can't wait for the interviews.
01:12:12
No interviews or something.
01:12:13
Okay, so now that was just a teaser.
01:12:16
Now for the actual meat, potatoes.
01:12:21
Why is it always have to be meat potatoes?
01:12:25
That's what I eat.
01:12:25
Meant to put.
01:12:28
That's what I'm about. Green. And your potato.
01:12:30
I mean, in your meat.
01:12:35
Like the green onions.
01:12:38
So, Luke doesn't have a theme song yet, but we need one, so here's a generic one.
01:12:42
In the meantime.
01:12:56
The singer for the.
01:13:00
Right, exactly.
01:13:00
Well, I think he had some insightful answers to my questions,
01:13:04
as opposed to a lot of the people I interview.
01:13:08
Sorry.
01:13:08
Could have just had live mics.
01:13:10
Why didn't you use them for the interview?
01:13:14
We got to take their were working.
01:13:16
We got a taste from the outtakes with the real good
01:13:18
audio is now we have to listen to what you sound like normally.
01:13:21
But here, in the studio, it will turn it up.
01:13:24
It's not that easy.
01:13:28
Give me your Mount Rushmore of
01:13:32
musical acts.
01:13:36
The one thing
01:13:37
present for you, Rushmore, is they are not ranked one through four.
01:13:41
It is just. Oh, they're off the rocker.
01:13:44
Well, lettuce was the one that threw me.
01:13:51
Lettuce,
01:13:53
lettuce?
01:13:58
For to be LED Zeppelin.
01:14:00
LED Zeppelin, I mean, they they covered everything.
01:14:02
Secondly, I'm going to go with lettuce.
01:14:04
Oh, my favorite banter.
01:14:06
Okay, so they are,
01:14:08
first of all, hold on.
01:14:10
LED Zeppelin covered everything.
01:14:13
They were a very niche
01:14:15
psychedelic hippie
01:14:18
rock n roll class where you can say
01:14:20
classic rock, because at the time it was just rock and roll, I suppose.
01:14:23
Psychedelic though what I think of,
01:14:26
kind of, I guess they had kinds of jazz,
01:14:31
little bluesy, just they rock, dude.
01:14:35
Okay, I still look them up.
01:14:38
I have to go with, funky jazz, a little bluesy.
01:14:42
Yeah, I think that's a rapper, Lil Boosie.
01:14:45
Yes, I'm with you there.
01:14:47
And in jazz, you guys are killing me.
01:14:49
I just can't keep up the all the fucking
01:14:54
jazz.
01:14:55
Did you like my.
01:14:58
Yeah, you.
01:14:59
Can you get rid of them?
01:15:03
But but but that is precisely
01:15:08
why I said black stuff in this interview.
01:15:12
Prince, I bet you that's why you said lock step.
01:15:15
So we have on his Mount Rushmore.
01:15:17
We have LED Zeppelin. We have lettuce. Yep.
01:15:20
Lettuce.
01:15:20
We will we will check out and
01:15:24
Prince.
01:15:25
So far.
01:15:27
Yes, yes, I'm lockstep with you there and forward.
01:15:30
This is where I'm supposed to be here.
01:15:32
I'm not.
01:15:33
It's a great moment in all our lives where I'm very, very happy for me.
01:15:37
Right.
01:15:38
Know I had my Mike setting fucked up number.
01:15:41
I thought you meant you for it. Okay.
01:15:44
So what do you order for dinner?
01:15:46
They got a maybe fucking a. Yeah.
01:15:49
I didn't even realize what I ordered. Ordered a motherfucking sandwich.
01:15:53
No biscuit sandwich.
01:15:56
Oh, that, fresh.
01:15:58
I know it does sound good.
01:15:59
And, chicken caesar salad.
01:16:02
That's a sandwich.
01:16:04
So you hungry?
01:16:04
You want to make a sandwich?
01:16:05
Oh, don't worry.
01:16:08
Fucking sandwiches.
01:16:11
Yeah. My order was a rating.
01:16:13
No, no, wait. We missed number four.
01:16:16
Yeah, we got distracted by sandwiches.
01:16:19
I don't think you.
01:16:21
And I think the answer to number four is written on your ceiling.
01:16:25
We'll have to go see.
01:16:28
He's looking on the ceiling.
01:16:31
He's dancing.
01:16:32
I think he's gonna say Lionel Richie.
01:16:34
It's the pits. So it's. Yeah.
01:16:36
Band, Zeppelin, lettuce, Prince, Lionel Richie,
01:16:39
and yes, I'm like, definitely.
01:16:42
And lastly, yes, Michael Jackson and not him.
01:16:46
He's not me.
01:16:49
No, no, he's on their level.
01:16:52
Well, he
01:16:55
number, forgot that
01:16:58
the job.
01:16:59
Who built the pyramids?
01:17:01
He the aliens? Man.
01:17:06
Very interesting.
01:17:09
Are we facing the decline of Western civilization?
01:17:12
Absolutely. 100%. You're seeing the signs.
01:17:15
Oh, dude, the signs been telling for a long time.
01:17:18
Was there really becoming.
01:17:21
They're really showing themselves now.
01:17:22
They're becoming relevant to everyone.
01:17:25
We're anybody who's got a working, functioning brain
01:17:29
could absolutely see what the fuck is going on.
01:17:32
Nope.
01:17:35
First,
01:17:36
I'm going to get beep button public offering
01:17:39
FPO of space census today.
01:17:43
Elon Musk became the first trillionaire.
01:17:45
How do you feel about that?
01:17:46
I think it's awesome because I think, well, first, Elon's
01:17:49
like the first one to admit openly that.
01:17:53
Yeah, he did it to Joe.
01:17:55
Yes. Okay.
01:17:56
So, I love the man.
01:17:58
He's doing things to better the planet.
01:18:02
He cares about everyone.
01:18:03
I mean, he went in and started drain the swamp and then
01:18:07
they smacked him on his peepee for it.
01:18:09
Yeah, they did.
01:18:10
And then he benefit in my investment account.
01:18:13
Well, fuck you, I'm out because you, you motherfuckers.
01:18:18
And so, you know, so I'm. I'm glad for him.
01:18:20
I think it's awesome.
01:18:22
He's actually he's he's he's an incredibly intelligent
01:18:26
man versus,
01:18:29
the other guy that does rocket thing or tries the that calls themselves
01:18:34
astronauts, even though if you, Jeff Bezos
01:18:38
Bezos I think is what his name is.
01:18:40
What. Yeah.
01:18:42
So they're not Bezos astronauts because they didn't really go to space.
01:18:46
Oh Jesus.
01:18:48
You heard it here first.
01:18:49
As above so below.
01:18:53
Pretty cool okay.
01:18:54
So we have a follow up interview where I write
01:18:58
or I put it to him like those answers right now
01:19:02
I sort of push back on his pro Elon Musk crap.
01:19:06
But I push back on the rest.
01:19:13
Is I'm, I'm a hard hitting interview.
01:19:18
I really want to dig down and find the truth.
01:19:22
So we switch sides.
01:19:23
That's the important part here.
01:19:27
We're here on Rants
01:19:29
Live and, just, continuing to interview from the other side.
01:19:34
So he's just he just came over to just hope
01:19:37
he's got.
01:19:42
No, I,
01:19:43
he's taking this consultant role, LED Zeppelin lettuce.
01:19:47
This isn't like, Well, Jackson, the one thing about
01:19:51
Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
01:19:54
It is just, oh, there's a 4 p.m.
01:19:57
Newhouse sequel.
01:19:59
And, you know how ridiculous it sounds when you say that
01:20:03
aliens built the pyramids, right?
01:20:04
Sure. Why not? But hold on.
01:20:06
So I took a class many years ago at McAllen Community College. Yes.
01:20:12
And the professor was Doctor Hugo Borgia.
01:20:14
I was from Brazil.
01:20:15
Okay, okay. Very intelligent man.
01:20:18
The very first day of class on our show, he gave us a copy.
01:20:22
Yeah?
01:20:23
Yeah, exactly.
01:20:24
Yeah.
01:20:24
And he said, this is the only day that we're going to do a question and answer.
01:20:27
So anybody who has a question, you could ask them today,
01:20:31
and this is the only day I will answer any of your questions.
01:20:34
So of course you came up love.
01:20:37
Is there other life out there besides us. Yep.
01:20:40
And he said he goes, you right.
01:20:42
He goes,
01:20:43
he goes, take this classroom talk now and break it down to the known universe.
01:20:48
He goes, what we know about the known universe is that from one end to
01:20:53
the other is approximately 110 billion light years apart.
01:20:59
And where we lie is about 33 million
01:21:03
light years from the center of the known universe.
01:21:09
And he goes, now he walked inside our classroom.
01:21:11
He says, everybody, when you look down, see this little tiny piece of dust?
01:21:16
He goes, that's everything we know.
01:21:18
That's us.
01:21:20
Everything
01:21:21
outside of that is everything that exists.
01:21:24
So to say that the only place that intelligent life lies
01:21:28
is on this little tiny speck in dust is absolutely the nucleus of sir.
01:21:34
So that's same thing I agree, I agree.
01:21:37
So that's where my take on that is, is
01:21:41
and the fact that there's so much
01:21:44
mathematical principles put into the pyramids.
01:21:47
Yeah.
01:21:47
And the precision that they were built and there is no explanation
01:21:53
from modern times on how this can be done on top of the modern Masons and stuff.
01:21:57
We've all said that a good chunk of them stones couldn't be lifted with the stuff
01:22:01
we have today, let alone
01:22:05
however many years ago it was.
01:22:08
I agree, so that's why I say I believe the aliens built the pyramids.
01:22:13
And to touch on the last topic, I know things look appalling.
01:22:17
However, aren't we living in the greatest time?
01:22:22
It's all perfection, Gary.
01:22:24
Okay, everything is all perspective.
01:22:28
From one person's perspective, sure.
01:22:30
Everything's the most amazing time ever.
01:22:32
And from another person's perspective, well, not so much.
01:22:35
I have a better life than my father.
01:22:37
Who had a better life than the man.
01:22:39
Same as me.
01:22:40
And, it had a lot to do with their work
01:22:44
moving forward to today.
01:22:47
But we do live in a pretty great time.
01:22:50
Oh, I'm not. Not yes and no.
01:22:53
Yes and no.
01:22:54
You heard it here first as above.
01:22:56
So below.
01:22:59
Yes and no.
01:23:03
No no no.
01:23:04
Oh yes. Yes
01:23:07
yes. No.
01:23:08
Maybe.
01:23:10
Yeah. That one always gets a shot.
01:23:11
Yeah yeah yeah.
01:23:12
I can't believe I lured him into it.
01:23:14
Yes and no.
01:23:20
I've got a new segment that we've been running
01:23:23
for a while, actually, without a, the Stinger.
01:23:27
Buffer or whatever that's called, but I, I like it
01:23:31
when you type into the parts program.
01:23:34
One of my key phrases, but,
01:23:38
this one's Tipperary.
01:23:43
Who? I might need help spelling that.
01:23:47
Ferrari.
01:23:54
Share screen.
01:23:55
I need a shortcut button to share screen.
01:23:57
Come on, Steve, that'd be great.
01:23:59
Oh, really?
01:24:02
One step at a time.
01:24:06
It'll it'll all clear up on at WrestleMania.
01:24:08
So I just so it's funny because I just ripped on Steve
01:24:12
or at least asked him, you know, like, hey, get on the ball.
01:24:15
But it's funny because, he added, he added something when you before
01:24:18
you used to have to change to a screen, but now when you start sharing it
01:24:21
and selected from the list, it automatically changes to that tab.
01:24:24
That little tiny bit is so nice.
01:24:28
Oh, so he does.
01:24:29
He does add things and improve all the time. So.
01:24:44
The. I
01:24:49
know good.
01:24:54
Every day that we've moved to.
01:24:59
The UK.
01:25:01
You know I couldn't do so to stop the stuff.
01:25:10
That's a pretty good thing.
01:25:11
That's fun.
01:25:12
What do. You.
01:25:26
Does.
01:25:26
Are creation bigger than me?
01:25:29
Pretty, Pretty lackluster.
01:25:33
What are we doing?
01:25:35
Pause. Play. Pause.
01:25:35
Play. Pause. Play.
01:25:37
Play. Pause. Play.
01:25:38
Pause. Play. What?
01:25:41
That is really bizarre.
01:25:46
For Brady, you know, this is fun.
01:25:49
And Brady you're add Brady you're on guys no idea guys no no you're not even seen.
01:25:54
We can't even see you.
01:25:56
You're off I don't know why.
01:25:57
Look yeah I can't see you.
01:25:59
You're pause when I was pushing adding.
01:26:03
We were looking at gross corner.
01:26:06
I was, I was critiquing it and saying that
01:26:09
this needs to do more for it to be on my Mount Rushmore.
01:26:11
Do you think this is worthy of Mount Rushmore?
01:26:13
This is lettuce rising to the top. Oh, this is lettuce.
01:26:20
He's going to say
01:26:21
it's too jazzy guy on the front doing the work.
01:26:25
Oh my gosh.
01:26:26
Oh, that's Myron.
01:26:30
Oh, that's Myron.
01:26:32
Oh yeah, it should be G2.
01:26:37
You just know if you know you know
01:26:40
that whole city.
01:26:42
You're a modern day Socrates.
01:26:46
I'll tell you what.
01:26:47
I can sing a two words every.
01:26:52
It's a long way to go.
01:26:55
Okay, perfect.
01:26:57
It's all the same.
01:26:58
Oh, because you sing it over and over.
01:27:00
It's a long, long way to Tipperary.
01:27:03
But it's my heart right there.
01:27:05
That's so good.
01:27:08
Foxtrot.
01:27:09
I like that.
01:27:13
There we go.
01:27:13
I don't know what time.
01:27:15
I'm right here.
01:27:16
Oh, there. Yeah, I recognize you anywhere.
01:27:18
Yeah, I thought that would be fun.
01:27:22
Eating grin
01:27:24
I think that's, our cue to go to Rumble,
01:27:28
right?
01:27:32
No, no, I'm doesn't think,
01:27:37
I don't know, man.
01:27:41
Action for that, for watch.
01:27:42
Horseshoes,
01:27:44
please.
01:27:45
Please, please fix me horse.
01:27:48
And therefore please, please, please.
01:27:52
Here it is.
01:27:53
Hash.
01:27:53
And please, please, please.
01:27:57
Oh, awesome.
01:27:59
Pepper says this is.
01:28:01
Well, let's take a look at the sound of the matter.
01:28:03
In the universe is dark matter we can't see.
01:28:07
But despite decades of trying to measure a single
01:28:10
one of did she just cast kids?
01:28:13
Yes. Despite the chaos of trying to.
01:28:20
Yeah.
01:28:30
Am I frozen?
01:28:33
Because we can't.
01:28:37
Dickheads.
01:28:41
Dave.
01:28:42
Steve.
01:28:44
Big ass little Steve.
01:28:46
Right.
01:28:47
Let's see my decades of trying to measure even a single
01:28:52
particles.
01:28:53
Yeah, no, you can't under it confirmed that this matter really exists.
01:28:58
In the past year, physicists have been rethinking the dark matter idea,
01:29:04
but not in the way you might expect.
01:29:06
Dark matter
01:29:07
has made physics a laughingstock because it doesn't seem like a scientific.
01:29:11
Oh, yeah. Hey, we have the.
01:29:14
She's saying that dark
01:29:16
lives.
01:29:19
Don't matter.
01:29:22
These observations that we don't know, let's just make up some examples.
01:29:26
Stuff so that the maths works out in everyday circumstances.
01:29:30
Making up invisible stuff to explain observations
01:29:31
you don't understand is a false trick to psychiatry, either.
01:29:33
In science, it can't be justified, provided
01:29:35
that the explanation is simple, because if you can calculate
01:29:36
a lot of observable consequences from a few assumptions
01:29:38
in the portal that used to be such a simple, good scientific explanation,
01:29:42
not because we're astrophysicists.
01:29:43
Dark matter
01:29:43
doesn't just mean invisible stuff, it means very specifically something
01:29:45
that doesn't interact with light, and that's fully described
01:29:47
by its energy density without dark matter in its original form,
01:29:50
really only have this one parameter, the initial energy density.
01:29:52
And then right in the name this by the laws of gravity.
01:29:54
This didn't work. The observations just didn't comply.
01:29:56
And the more observations this got, the less it was working.
01:29:58
So if you stick with a simple dark matter model that tells you what galaxy
01:30:00
should look like and how they form mass matter in the universe,
01:30:02
this is because there's so much more dark matter than normal matter
01:30:04
that the dark matter totally dominates what's happening.
01:30:06
What the predictions from the simple dark matter
01:30:08
just don't fit to the observations.
01:30:09
The galaxy seem to use more galaxies around them,
01:30:11
but predicted the density in galactic causes.
01:30:13
That's how the galaxies formed faster than expected.
01:30:15
That's only just correlated with the brightness,
01:30:16
which really shouldn't be the case.
01:30:17
There are new problems popping up each month,
01:30:18
like this case that just doesn't want to fit this.
01:30:20
In other words, man doesn't.
01:30:21
This is done in response to these observations.
01:30:23
They've made them more complicated and they've made many, many of these models.
01:30:26
This is why they run out several headlines each week about some new ideas.
01:30:28
The new theory of dark matter could solve three calls me is
01:30:30
or could be made of black holes from different universe.
01:30:32
Scientists are pretty sure they found a portal to the fifth dimension
01:30:34
for being dark matter, for we still can't see dark matter.
01:30:36
But what if we can hear it?
01:30:37
These are all headlines about what's going on in the dark.
01:30:40
One big trend has been to go from one dark matter particle to an entire box
01:30:43
of multiple particles. Sometimes these are literally hundreds of the other
01:30:46
interactions, the interacting dark matter.
01:30:48
Let's have a look at these recent archive posts with the keyword dark sector model.
01:30:52
Black holes coupled to a dark.
01:30:52
Such a massive dark,
01:30:54
dark network that is dark matter particles all spin up to one explosive avenue.
01:30:57
We need a new energy models, decaying spin three off dark matter to scale up
01:31:01
and isotropic spin off secrets to Dark Sector.
01:31:03
And those are just the listings from the past week.
01:31:05
These people for all ten out of ten, all the bullshit meter.
01:31:07
Oh, you might say that's unkind.
01:31:08
Maybe it is.
01:31:10
At are people producing people with bullshit theories that they put
01:31:13
together so that they fit observations that can't be ruled out?
01:31:15
It's no coincidence that this is the same nonsense
01:31:16
theory production which happened two decades ago in Haiti kills people really
01:31:21
don't do.
01:31:22
It's the same dumb thing that's doing it, is that they now complain about
01:31:26
producing bullshit papers.
01:31:27
Why did I don't bro, don't talk about the papers.
01:31:30
These had nothing to do with me.
01:31:32
There's nothing interesting to even number one over the ball.
01:31:35
They don't look for the simplest explanation.
01:31:36
That explains it systematically.
01:31:37
We already knew that this will be a combination of cold dark matter.
01:31:39
More like gravity. But that's the path no one wants to go down.
01:31:41
So yes, astrophysicists are rethinking dark matter,
01:31:44
but the result is that now it makes even less sense.
01:31:46
Science needs problem solving. People like you.
01:31:48
If you want to turn your talent into hands on knowledge,
01:31:50
I recommend that you check out brilliant, brilliant. Obviously.
01:31:56
Me? Giving me
01:32:01
the she was not referring to
01:32:02
you is the brilliant part.
01:32:06
Oh, okay.
01:32:10
Or possibly she was or not.
01:32:13
But we hear you.
01:32:19
Oh, yeah.
01:32:20
This is kind of sad, but,
01:32:24
you know, is this a this is what we need to do this on Rumble.
01:32:27
This is not a YouTube channel.
01:32:29
You should have put an hour by it.
01:32:30
It would have let me know I didn't have time.
01:32:32
Motherfucker. I'm.
01:32:33
It's one busy one
01:32:36
when you had time to post a link but not prefaced.
01:32:39
Okay, I that I would. All right. Acceptable.
01:32:42
I forgot about it.
01:32:43
I don't have time to put in a letter.
01:32:44
Oh, I assume that you know what's it labeled?
01:32:49
If your life is that fine tune where you can't go, click
01:32:53
I, then you know what?
01:32:53
If don't send us any links.
01:32:55
You take care of.
01:32:58
Well, I just noticed that our thing worked great.
01:33:00
It saved a lot of time. But you have to watch every clip.
01:33:02
And then the last couple shows, I'm like, I guess I'll just put 4 or 5 at the end.
01:33:05
If it has anything to do with killing, I guess.
01:33:07
Crashing bird.
01:33:09
Guess what the dog doing?
01:33:10
Sounds more friendly than
01:33:13
oh no, it said something about a police officer bites,
01:33:15
but I just it's a great segue.
01:33:17
Yeah, it also goes in tandem with it goes in tandem with the other video.
01:33:21
Someone to have it.
01:33:21
I just I just moved it to the rumble side.
01:33:23
So I don't know what you're talking about
01:33:24
because it was over there the entire time.
01:33:27
Oh, what do you what?
01:33:30
No, it's right there. I can't tell.
01:33:32
I have not refresh your screen, bitch.
01:33:35
What do you mean?
01:33:38
Wait, you're,
01:33:41
You wait.
01:33:42
I just make noises until I find the fucking button somewhere, okay?
01:33:47
Somewhere.
01:33:49
You're just somewhere.
01:33:50
Or is it?
01:33:52
What are we doing?
01:33:54
Going to rumble.
01:33:54
I want to get going. To get my food.
01:33:57
Yeah, let's go to Rumble.
01:33:58
I'm going to go get my food.
01:34:02
The unfiltered and crude
01:34:04
proclamation of unrestrained speech.
01:34:08
All right, folks, listen up.
01:34:10
Before we dive headfirst into this, let's just be real.
01:34:13
Let's just be real.
01:34:14
There are no nonsense disclaimer served with a side flag humor.
01:34:18
Look, we're here for a good time, not a politically correct time, all right?
01:34:22
In this crazy world where snowflakes melt and everyone's a critic,
01:34:25
we're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
01:34:28
So here goes.
01:34:30
Article one let's get ridiculous.
01:34:32
The sole purpose of our discourse,
01:34:33
be it from guest post or any random loud mouth, is to tickle your funny bone.
01:34:37
Tis your gray matter and illuminate the path to a mirthful existence.
01:34:41
Any semblance of seriousness is purely accidental.
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Article two offending.
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If you still watch us, we'll opportunity you to
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Nobody's left to please join us.
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Not even gab games, apple pie article three screw political correctness.
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Listen, we ain't here to hold your hand or sugarcoat anything.
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We will hold your hand. Our jokes offend you like that sort of thing.
01:35:15
Tough love.
01:35:16
We're not responsible for any ruffled feathers or hurt feelings.
01:35:19
But hey, if you can take the heat,
01:35:20
we promise some belly laughs and maybe a couple of snorts.
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Ha ha ha. Article for fake news alert.
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We'll take you outside the courtroom for further details on the tales, rumors,
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and downright lies you hear here are as fictional as a $3 bill.
01:35:34
Any resemblance to real life events or people,
01:35:37
whether alive or pushing up daisies, is purely coincidental
01:35:40
and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
01:35:44
We're pretty sure the Earth is round, and I didn't actually take myself out,
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but honestly, who cares? Article five
01:35:50
parody
01:35:52
because why not?
01:35:55
Parody and satire are our bread and butter folks.
01:35:58
Any likeness to actual people or characters
01:36:01
is just us having not a reason for a lawsuit.
01:36:05
We might not be the smartest cookies in the jar.
01:36:08
Always sure not have to stir up some trouble to
01:36:11
selling clothing if you've made it this far
01:36:13
without getting your undies in a twist, then congrats!
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You're our kind of people.
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We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some questionable joy,
01:36:20
and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious.
01:36:23
All the
01:36:24
so you're ready for a wild ride to the absurd realms of our humor
01:36:28
while flags rants. Why?
01:36:33
54321.
01:36:43
That's better.
01:36:46
Ladies and gentlemen, let me turn my.
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Let me turn while I click it and it turns I got gotta reprint that.
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I hope that you ready to rumble. I hope you're ready to rumble.
01:37:00
So hi, everybody.
01:37:01
We'll be over at Rumble exclusively in just a moment.
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As soon as I figure out why
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Click on the other streams.
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Let's try this.
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Hello, Rumble.
01:37:27
Well, plenty of you.
01:37:32
Here,
01:37:33
here.
01:37:34
But I want you dog on a general a telegraph road right now.
01:37:39
Get a good deal
01:37:42
here on the
01:37:44
Here we go.
01:37:47
So do we need backstory?
01:37:48
Is this his dog? It.
01:37:52
A police officer in Arkansas was bitten multiple times
01:37:55
by his own canine during an arrest.
01:38:00
But don't worry.
01:38:01
The officer investigated himself,
01:38:04
and neither him or the canine were
01:38:07
convicted of any wrongdoing.
01:38:14
Phooey, phooey!
01:38:15
Rocky! Rocky! Out!
01:38:18
080000000.
01:38:25
Help me!
01:38:25
Oh, help me!
01:38:28
0000.
01:38:32
Phooey! Oh!
01:38:38
Oh, sorry, sorry.
01:38:42
Oh, hey!
01:38:43
Oh oh.
01:38:45
Maybe it's. This happened enough times.
01:38:47
They would stop doing it to other citizens
01:38:48
that may or may not be innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
01:38:52
I don't like that they most of the stuff is just show to.
01:38:55
This is not lawyer expert opinions.
01:38:57
I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about,
01:38:59
but I've learned and I've talked to people and they say that they claim
01:39:03
they make claims that all those signs and signals that the dogs do,
01:39:06
like when they find pot or whatever
01:39:10
drugs in the car, it's just the handler tapping and but
01:39:13
but that's enough probable cause in court so that they can then search and find.
01:39:17
And if they find stuff and get dangerous people off the road, so be it.
01:39:20
But still,
01:39:21
I'm sure the
01:39:22
signs you can tell about the Constitution, you can tell
01:39:26
the good guys from the bad guys by the tactics they employ.
01:39:29
If you use deception,
01:39:32
you are not a good guy.
01:39:35
And they're harnessing a wild animal.
01:39:37
And I say harnessing loosely because clearly not very well right at this point.
01:39:42
Yeah.
01:39:42
If you if you work with a snake every day and you benefit from the snake
01:39:46
and you're like, look at these strong snakes.
01:39:48
And then one day the snake bites you, are you surprised?
01:39:53
I mean like, do they. Yeah.
01:39:55
That's yeah.
01:39:56
The old parable about that.
01:40:00
They better not put this dog down
01:40:04
three.
01:40:05
00030. Oh.
01:40:16
Fruity.
01:40:17
Rocky. Rocky.
01:40:19
Rocky.
01:40:23
Rocky has.
01:40:28
Oh. Oh!
01:40:34
And, I mean, I don't know how smart dogs are.
01:40:37
You guys have dogs who probably claim that they are very smart.
01:40:41
No one's an idiot.
01:40:42
Both of them are stupid.
01:40:44
I would expect that.
01:40:45
That after this, when the dog finally snaps out of it or whatever,
01:40:48
you know, whatever trigger level he's in work mode or play mode, whatever
01:40:52
he calls it in his brain, the dog, he's going to be like, where's my treat?
01:40:56
I did good.
01:40:57
Like he's not going to have any idea that,
01:40:59
you know, he's just doing what he's trained to do.
01:41:01
He's just oops.
01:41:02
He just happens to be doing it on the officer instead of the guy
01:41:06
dressed in black clothes, if you know what I'm saying.
01:41:09
Oh, my,
01:41:12
I funny story.
01:41:13
I went over one of my friend's house and they warned me
01:41:15
that their dogs attack people in dark clothing.
01:41:17
I wonder where that came from. I wonder who that was.
01:41:22
I had a racist dog
01:41:24
dart. Yeah.
01:41:26
You, you had do you say you have or had had.
01:41:30
Yeah. Her father was racist.
01:41:33
I think you have a racist dog.
01:41:36
No, no he's he hates everybody.
01:41:39
He bit easy the other day.
01:41:42
He didn't draw blood or anything, but like, what are you doing?
01:41:45
You know, this one.
01:41:48
This one?
01:41:50
The little one.
01:41:51
The big dog doesn't allow.
01:41:53
You can shove your
01:41:55
arm down, throw down to your elbow, and he's not going to jump down on you.
01:42:00
And then even then.
01:42:01
Which is why I don't really trust many animals.
01:42:03
Like, even then, he's just like, hey, he pushed me for the pecking order.
01:42:07
What?
01:42:07
I'm sure he had some instinctual reason to challenge him, even though it's
01:42:11
I mean, you know, dogs shouldn't do that.
01:42:12
I get it,
01:42:13
especially when they're companions or pets or whatever we call them nowadays.
01:42:16
That's how you put down
01:42:19
like that.
01:42:20
We threaten him, but he didn't draw blood and easy.
01:42:22
So, but if he bites someone.
01:42:26
Yeah, I'm not surprised that that's the end of him.
01:42:30
And ironically, the dog that bites, that does what dogs do,
01:42:35
they're not fixed or broken in yet.
01:42:39
You know, you're going to break a dog to make it trained in obedience.
01:42:42
I want to see a sandwich.
01:42:47
Some people believe that the reason why the dog would bite
01:42:49
would be because the, Because the owner is irresponsible.
01:42:53
Some people might.
01:42:58
Or not.
01:42:58
But it doesn't have to be the case over the.
01:43:02
The dog could have been mentally
01:43:04
triggered somehow.
01:43:07
Oh, my dog didn't. Oh.
01:43:10
Oh, well, I stay with where I go.
01:43:12
If your dog's an idiot, it's more or less the owner's fault.
01:43:15
So you're the idiot.
01:43:17
Yeah, yeah,
01:43:19
yeah, he is.
01:43:20
It is.
01:43:20
We we were in fourth house after 14 weeks as a rescue, and,
01:43:25
he was damaged coming in,
01:43:30
but here he is.
01:43:31
He's been on every show for the last 20 or 30 shows.
01:43:37
I used to not have.
01:43:38
Oh, that looks delicious.
01:43:41
Oh, yeah.
01:43:42
What one of those.
01:43:44
Oh, that's a sandwich. Hungry?
01:43:46
You make your sandwich. Or if for sandwiches.
01:43:49
What is it?
01:43:49
Was he a fix or sandwiches?
01:43:51
Nope. It's up.
01:43:53
Look, sandwich
01:43:56
man, look at us.
01:43:58
Go look on Scott.
01:43:59
We're going to have a six sandwich bumper.
01:44:03
Oh, that does look good.
01:44:05
That's a sandwich.
01:44:07
Look at that sandwich.
01:44:08
Freaking sandwich.
01:44:13
Man, I just sandwich.
01:44:14
Love bringing sandwich.
01:44:19
It sure is.
01:44:20
Oh, look, you have two different kinds of sandwiches.
01:44:24
No. Is that one?
01:44:26
It looks like that one looks exactly
01:44:29
it. Just two halves and some fries.
01:44:31
But you showed each half a totally different working sandwich.
01:44:35
We're going to sandwich.
01:44:37
Look at that sandwich.
01:44:38
That we're good sandwich.
01:44:42
All I did is what the dog does.
01:44:45
What the sandwich doing or the dog.
01:44:49
Oh. What the dog sandwich.
01:44:55
I like how the officer. Okay,
01:44:57
okay. Okay.
01:44:59
Yeah.
01:44:59
Just keep telling yourself that till you believe it.
01:45:03
I'm. Having this bad.
01:45:08
I told you, I told you I didn't watch this.
01:45:10
I knew at the end he'd be like.
01:45:11
You're such a good boy.
01:45:15
This isn't good for why?
01:45:19
Here you.
01:45:23
Come off.
01:45:25
Yeah.
01:45:26
You know, right off the bat,
01:45:28
I don't know a lot about these dogs and stuff.
01:45:30
Do they?
01:45:30
Like, do they go far away from the handler while they're searching or anything?
01:45:34
Like, why is this dog that far away and through a fence already?
01:45:37
When we come upon this? No, they're not forced to
01:45:40
show there's already
01:45:41
something breaking down here.
01:45:48
I know, I say fuck the police, man.
01:45:49
Apparently, I hate the fucking police.
01:45:53
Yeah, yes you do.
01:45:57
You do hate the police.
01:45:58
This makes that video makes you happy.
01:46:02
Also, I don't like that the guy says good dog.
01:46:06
You don't tell the dog a dog.
01:46:07
He didn't do anything good.
01:46:09
That's what I say.
01:46:10
Yeah.
01:46:11
I'm like, I predicted that they were going to do that ahead of time.
01:46:15
Good dog.
01:46:16
You stop the good dog. It's.
01:46:17
No, you're a bad dog.
01:46:20
The dog is going to go, oh, no, no, it's he's good.
01:46:23
He should have just taken out a side.
01:46:25
I'm right there.
01:46:29
And it ended all.
01:46:33
You didn't do
01:46:35
like. Oh.
01:46:38
Do you have any monkey out.
01:46:41
Oh. Happy birthday.
01:46:45
Maybe you
01:46:45
can find some clips of Michelle Obama talking straight.
01:46:49
Oh, wait.
01:46:49
No, that was that was a man. Sorry.
01:46:53
Wait a second.
01:46:53
So I didn't mean to make a racist joke about to make a man joke, but I fucked up.
01:46:58
Shouldn't the bucket be on you instead of the mailman?
01:47:02
Oh, these are straight.
01:47:06
These are.
01:47:08
And the reason I said that there's nobody in the cages.
01:47:11
They're walking outside.
01:47:12
Like, if I was doing this protest, I would insist
01:47:15
that everybody carried the cages from inside the cages.
01:47:20
Yeah, these streets are straight.
01:47:24
I like how they think this is doing something.
01:47:26
Yeah, they just look like.
01:47:27
They look like people moving fucking bed frames.
01:47:31
This is not. Yeah. What are they chanting?
01:47:36
Eat great.
01:47:39
You said the white House.
01:47:40
Who's there?
01:47:43
Let's really long.
01:47:44
There's got to us.
01:47:47
You can't have a champion.
01:47:49
You can't have a woman lead a chant.
01:47:50
That's the problem.
01:47:51
She can't. It's just a long chant for people to remember.
01:47:53
It's got to be like a dirty man.
01:47:55
No, ma'am.
01:47:56
Ma'am, for the first time in your life, we need you to just find and say
01:48:00
two words.
01:48:03
Can you do that for us, please?
01:48:07
It's for your wife.
01:48:10
No. Yeah.
01:48:12
It's better for you where you are.
01:48:14
It's all on the street.
01:48:16
Oh, you see, our 300330303, I get it.
01:48:26
Very well.
01:48:26
Tell they're on the sidewalk.
01:48:30
I think easement.
01:48:31
Whose easement are easement right away.
01:48:34
Easement?
01:48:35
Yeah, yeah.
01:48:36
Speaking of our right away, it's my property.
01:48:41
So can we get a comment from our,
01:48:47
President?
01:48:49
It says, Trump must go now.
01:48:51
What do you say to that?
01:48:53
I'm going to come.
01:48:55
Oh, okay.
01:48:57
Oh. He's defiant.
01:49:01
He is 80, though.
01:49:02
Remember that.
01:49:03
You know that
01:49:04
whether he, whether you like him or not, he's turning into a baddie old.
01:49:09
I'm not going to be running the country 80,
01:49:13
I'm sure of that.
01:49:15
Do you have plans on running the country before you turn 80?
01:49:19
Absolutely.
01:49:22
If you had $250 million in a case,
01:49:25
would you buy a helicopter?
01:49:31
For the pulpit, from the pulpit?
01:49:35
No, I'm not interested in dangerous modes of transportation.
01:49:40
All right.
01:49:40
I got perfect timing.
01:49:42
I get a spinning fucking circle
01:49:45
because it's a YouTube clip.
01:49:48
Okay, I'll spin that circle.
01:49:50
Transmission circle gets a square.
01:49:53
Sorry for people that are listening at home.
01:49:54
Let me tell you what he's saying.
01:49:57
It's like a mercury snake
01:49:59
like us, Bushman, like a black guy full up and a helicopter.
01:50:04
Helicopter.
01:50:07
Would you have a
01:50:10
California? What's what's going on?
01:50:11
There's a man coming out of that.
01:50:15
Man, it was terrifying.
01:50:16
Absolutely horrifying.
01:50:19
What's up?
01:50:19
The whole design of the
01:50:22
oops.
01:50:24
The back of that card and get burned at all.
01:50:29
The rest of the cars burn.
01:50:30
But why didn't those two pieces?
01:50:31
They should make the entire car out of those two pieces.
01:50:36
Look the cart. Wait.
01:50:37
The one on the left of it isn't burned there either.
01:50:43
I see that, right?
01:50:44
Am I the only one?
01:50:45
Yeah. I mean, you are the only one.
01:50:48
You made it on the line.
01:50:50
Obfuscation.
01:50:51
Brave evil.
01:50:52
Always been the only Nazi.
01:50:54
I got a translation right here.
01:50:56
No. Yeah.
01:50:57
God, how big is the Hillary got?
01:51:00
They just now found a sixth victim in the helicopter.
01:51:03
Isn't it?
01:51:04
Just like one little round bubble?
01:51:07
Yeah,
01:51:08
they had to sort through parts, you know, I'm sure it took them a while to.
01:51:12
They had to count teeth and divide by 30. Yeah.
01:51:14
So they'd be like, hold on.
01:51:16
How many legs do we have? The arms.
01:51:19
Yeah. Yeah
01:51:21
they do.
01:51:22
Look how they shake. They count it
01:51:25
every breath.
01:51:26
You okay?
01:51:29
The best.
01:51:29
The civil.
01:51:32
We've we've covered eight arms.
01:51:33
It will be discovered that, two more arms, underneath a piece of shrapnel.
01:51:38
We're looking for two extra legs.
01:51:40
Okay.
01:51:41
We've just discovered a seventh and eight.
01:51:43
Oh, I know, I'm sorry.
01:51:44
That's the other side of the sixth of fifth victim.
01:51:53
Okay.
01:51:55
Just while. Oh, look at that.
01:51:57
It's a piece of wreckage.
01:52:01
It's weird.
01:52:02
They just let it sit there I mean like clean that shit up.
01:52:11
What else is happening around.
01:52:13
Well it's the one. There's some.
01:52:14
There was actually some breaking news out of that one.
01:52:17
Hey there.
01:52:18
Just wanted to give you a quick update on what's been going on around here.
01:52:22
Number 14.
01:52:28
Give it some extra time.
01:52:29
Oh, clip Brady circle just spins.
01:52:31
Industry is mourning the loss of Olive Ridge,
01:52:34
local civil police confirmed to CNN Brazil.
01:52:38
The singer,
01:52:38
known for hits like Life Goes On and Miss You, died in a helicopter crash.
01:52:43
Yeah, I don't know, old Brazil.
01:52:45
No way.
01:52:47
If he was on the helicopter, helicopter, helicopter.
01:52:53
That was of the from the pulpit.
01:52:59
There are people who get in the helicopter.
01:53:02
Accidents on accident. Man.
01:53:07
It was do the key to
01:53:09
you just said it.
01:53:10
It's the key to my.
01:53:13
Oh, okay.
01:53:15
What's the deal with your non key star?
01:53:18
I don't know the key car.
01:53:20
Oh what's the deal with it.
01:53:21
And Peter what's the deal with wearing.
01:53:23
Oh man.
01:53:25
What's the deal with wearing a ball cap underneath a wig
01:53:30
to me.
01:53:30
Or wait.
01:53:33
You can see his hair.
01:53:35
You can see his original hair peeking out of a bald cap.
01:53:37
And then if you look at about another inch above that, you can see a
01:53:41
another way.
01:53:45
You see that in a wig and a wig.
01:53:48
It's like it's like many layers of draw.
01:53:51
It's dueling wigs.
01:53:53
It's just like that.
01:53:55
Who is this guy?
01:53:58
That's just a music legend.
01:54:01
I've never seen him much older than he was when I saw him.
01:54:03
And I'm like, oh, he's not.
01:54:06
I've seen his face before, but maybe it's just his haircut.
01:54:10
I think.
01:54:10
You think it's a very distinctive haircut.
01:54:14
Yeah, the mullet.
01:54:17
That's a different kind of mullet, you know,
01:54:19
that's like, Yeah, it's a super, like a all star mullet.
01:54:23
Yeah.
01:54:30
Like you
01:54:30
and you chose the most, like the ugliest mullet you could choose.
01:54:35
It's a mullet with a bowl cut.
01:54:38
Yeah, yeah.
01:54:39
All right. So I guess you're going to have to.
01:54:41
We've got this video about a,
01:54:44
air show smoke generation system that creates artificial smoke trails.
01:54:50
You want to play this?
01:54:51
Okay.
01:54:52
Oil tanks that create artificial smoke for air shows.
01:54:56
I don't know why it's not on the screen.
01:54:57
Okay? I really get tired.
01:54:59
And then you get an assistant that I can,
01:55:03
SIC my dog.
01:55:04
Perhaps I can help,
01:55:06
I think.
01:55:07
Yes, let's get you a computer. Then.
01:55:08
You can also change things.
01:55:11
No, I don't think that would help. Oh.
01:55:19
Every time I see something, this is all I think is.
01:55:22
Oh, my God,
01:55:24
we're doomed.
01:55:27
Oh, we?
01:55:29
Because there's a UFC fight on the white House lawn.
01:55:32
So I've talked to people.
01:55:33
I want to know what their problem with is. It. You know what?
01:55:35
You know what the number one from just people
01:55:37
I spoke with, which is a very small sample election.
01:55:41
No, that they're making money off the advertising in the front.
01:55:44
I said Trump's not making money off of that.
01:55:47
The UFC is. Are you kidding me?
01:55:49
They have advertisements all over their rings
01:55:51
and all over their arenas and all over everything.
01:55:53
When they do stuff right, it's always monster. This and this. Yeah.
01:55:55
If they're if they're making money off of it, isn't
01:55:59
that the the government and doesn't that benefit
01:56:02
the country if anything the security and all the stuff.
01:56:06
We're losing money.
01:56:07
They should be complaining about the money they're spending on it, if anything.
01:56:11
I mean, that would make more sense, but it's not what they're saying.
01:56:13
Yeah, but you're just making assumptions, though.
01:56:15
You don't know what I am making assumptions.
01:56:18
You don't know what the deal is with,
01:56:19
but I think he's making a way for some friends.
01:56:23
I like to
01:56:23
CBS reporter you don't think that that you can make
01:56:26
the amount of money Trump had motorcross doing, tricks.
01:56:31
Yeah. That's beautiful.
01:56:31
Then he had apparently a guy the shit out of a foreigner
01:56:35
and everyone cheered while he beat the shit out of a foreigner.
01:56:37
We've got we've got the Nitro Circus.
01:56:38
And then they open the Strait of Hormuz and ended the war all on his birthday.
01:56:42
So now I'm starting to think that he started the entire war just for this
01:56:46
culmination on his birthday for the show finale.
01:56:50
Let's finish this video, then go to that Megalo.
01:56:54
Like everyone's all worried about the little money he's
01:56:56
making off of advertising.
01:56:58
Just mute this and play it and then go to 21
01:57:01
and keep talking.
01:57:03
Yeah, I can't do all three at the same time.
01:57:05
I can't picture
01:57:07
you can do this, but
01:57:10
he's like, I'm so glad I didn't mute that.
01:57:12
That was amazing.
01:57:13
That was amazing.
01:57:16
So those are ten trails.
01:57:19
They are now.
01:57:22
Did you say go to 22 or 2121 oh.
01:57:29
We can watch this one more time because it's so beautiful.
01:57:31
It is beautiful.
01:57:32
They didn't like the colors, but it was like during the actual show, I guess.
01:57:36
But this is this morning.
01:57:38
This what?
01:57:40
It looks like the baseball trophy right there to me.
01:57:42
If you've ever seen what the Major League Baseball trophy looks like.
01:57:46
Not a trophy aficionado.
01:57:48
All right.
01:57:49
It looks like a crooked, like menorah.
01:57:51
Menorah? Yeah.
01:57:53
And I'll go to the next Hebrew.
01:57:55
That's a crooked, smokey menorah.
01:58:00
Seven candles
01:58:01
to make a up.
01:58:05
Did you have a problem with us?
01:58:07
Like, really?
01:58:08
I don't know, displaying American freaking.
01:58:13
Yeah. I mean, they did, didn't I?
01:58:14
Don't I'm pretty sure Evel Knievel jumped over the white House in
01:58:18
in 1976.
01:58:22
That that's guaranteed to be true.
01:58:24
That's a fact.
01:58:28
I'm just wasn't it wasn't the white House.
01:58:31
It was snake River
01:58:34
was back in town.
01:58:36
Back in town?
01:58:36
What?
01:58:37
Like I said.
01:58:40
All right, I'll just.
01:58:41
I'll just leave it like this then. Yeah. The boys are back in town.
01:58:44
Look at it. It's a great song.
01:58:47
How dare you
01:58:49
Trump do this?
01:58:52
The part that bother disgrace.
01:58:54
Here's the part that bothers me.
01:58:55
And maybe you didn't notice it, but I can notice it
01:58:57
that everything is so fake that they couldn't.
01:58:59
Even the picture of the white House in the backdrop was not good enough.
01:59:03
Therefore, they put a giant poster
01:59:06
of a picture of the white House in front of the white House.
01:59:09
Does anyone else notice that? Or is it just me?
01:59:13
Anyone know you see it?
01:59:15
Right?
01:59:16
But now that I mentioned it, you'll see it.
01:59:17
You won't unsee it.
01:59:20
It's because of the fucking Megan.
01:59:21
The land, the portrait, the landscape.
01:59:25
No, the landscape, the portrait.
01:59:27
Yeah. It is.
01:59:28
No it is.
01:59:28
That's a zoom in.
01:59:30
No, dude.
01:59:32
No. And the next one is the top and bottom there.
01:59:34
Doubled over like a.
01:59:35
You would, you would if you were doing the left right, trying to fill the screen
01:59:39
for a wide screen out of a letterbox.
01:59:42
Yeah, yeah.
01:59:44
That's what's happened at the tippy top and the very bottom.
01:59:46
But I'm talking about
01:59:48
the backdrop with the flags.
01:59:50
I mean, what you're saying. Sure.
01:59:51
But it wouldn't the flags wouldn't be in front of it.
01:59:53
This is look, look,
01:59:56
we're looking at the white House, right?
01:59:57
I'm wrong. Is at the Capitol.
01:59:59
Is that the white House?
01:59:59
Is that the Washington Monument?
02:00:02
That's the white House, yeah.
02:00:03
Okay, so in front of the white House,
02:00:06
they have got the most giant, most giant picture.
02:00:09
Yeah, that's not the Capitol building.
02:00:11
It's the white House.
02:00:13
Okay.
02:00:18
You see it right here and jumps over it.
02:00:22
What?
02:00:24
I just how can you believe anyone that puts a picture
02:00:27
of the white House in front of the white House?
02:00:29
I know you think it's the different camera angle, but it's not.
02:00:31
They built it. They.
02:00:33
They put a giant picture of the white House in front of the white House.
02:00:36
No, no.
02:00:41
Sure they did.
02:00:44
So you can see it right there and even jumps past it.
02:00:46
See? Right there at ends. It ends.
02:00:48
So what you're saying can't be true.
02:00:50
You see it?
02:00:50
It. And I just I just love how people like this.
02:00:54
Wait.
02:00:54
You see the photo you got to recognize here
02:00:56
there's a scaffolding holding this giant picture up
02:00:59
it. You're wrong.
02:01:00
But that's okay.
02:01:01
We can continue. I.
02:01:05
Know we don't need to move on just fine.
02:01:07
As you said, we need to.
02:01:08
We need to move on
02:01:09
because there's a red, white and blue scaffolding stage that goes by. No
02:01:14
opinion.
02:01:15
Brady. Solo opinion that nobody else has.
02:01:18
Please put comments in there.
02:01:19
Fodder enough to
02:01:21
press this.
02:01:23
We've addressed it, we've spoken our opinions,
02:01:26
and there's no settling it going forward other than finding more footage
02:01:29
of this event.
02:01:30
So either final footage of the event or shut the fuck up.
02:01:34
I'm going to go ahead and agree with Brady scaffolding
02:01:38
with the picture of the white House in front of the white House.
02:01:41
It's exactly. It's a social view in there.
02:01:43
What I did find interesting sources say this Livonia man is crossing.
02:01:48
No, I just want to move on without even any kind of segueing.
02:01:50
He just wanted to freaking non-sequitur.
02:01:52
I had to switch tabs.
02:01:54
You need to just back the fuck off.
02:01:55
Eat some more food, crabby ass.
02:01:57
It's a social media start there now.
02:01:59
Well, I wanted to make it.
02:02:01
Do it, do it, do it, do it.
02:02:03
Go ahead, do it.
02:02:05
Don't tell me what you want. You know what you want to.
02:02:08
So yeah, I tried to do multiple times.
02:02:09
Then we moved on from the subject.
02:02:11
Just do it.
02:02:12
You don't want to say it, but, cuz I but someone.
02:02:15
No, it's it's interesting how the argument is, you know, is crossing a trump bad.
02:02:20
So that's why all that white House garbage is bad
02:02:24
and the reason why they want to paint it and they want to paint it as, oh my God,
02:02:28
it's because it's disgraceful.
02:02:29
The the white House. Yeah.
02:02:31
The same, the same white House that, you know, George Washington and Abraham,
02:02:35
these slave owners and all this, you know, horrible,
02:02:38
these white men who who, you know, took advantage of black people and,
02:02:43
it's weird how all of a sudden this ground is sacred.
02:02:46
Types of things are sacred.
02:02:48
When before they they go, no, our country sucks, but.
02:02:52
Oh, God.
02:02:52
Well, let's let's preserve the white House.
02:02:54
So it's supposed to be some kind of bastion.
02:02:56
We care about the government.
02:02:57
All of a sudden it's the George Washington never lived in the white House.
02:03:04
FDR held
02:03:05
boxing matches in the same exact spot.
02:03:08
Well, he was a racist, you know?
02:03:12
Young Washington's movie, you know, is boxing race.
02:03:16
Also or, you know, but when you have, Betsy
02:03:20
fought to black up like cockfighting.
02:03:23
So do you have any problem with the, UFC fighter
02:03:26
that threw up during the weigh in? And.
02:03:28
And then he was the same guy who said Michelle Obama has a man.
02:03:31
And then he spotted some stuff about Jesus shortly thereafter.
02:03:34
I guess those slightly different.
02:03:37
They sound completely.
02:03:38
He's just like having fun, I think.
02:03:40
I think he's just fucking around now.
02:03:43
Find a way to find a way to relate those three things wherever he wants.
02:03:47
Yeah, if he believes it, that that's fine.
02:03:49
It's nothing that's going to like harm anyone. I don't know,
02:03:53
you could throw up on somebody and get them sick.
02:03:55
I mean, you could harm them.
02:03:57
Yeah, yeah, but a lot of people are outraged by
02:03:59
this is the it's the new Carmelo
02:04:01
Anthony, not the basketball player, but the stabby stabby.
02:04:05
I would have to die.
02:04:06
They, No, I'm just saying this is the new, like, outrage moment
02:04:10
for the the Michelle Obama comment.
02:04:12
And this is now the new the new talking point for the yeah, yeah.
02:04:17
Okay, now I understand.
02:04:20
Yeah. So it snowballed from Carmelo.
02:04:22
Hey, Anthony.
02:04:24
Come on. Think here. He's a wrestler.
02:04:27
Yeah.
02:04:29
Come on.
02:04:30
Anthony to, no, poor Michelle Obama.
02:04:33
I mean, I would feel like if I was,
02:04:35
you know, if I was watching that with her, which I doubt they were,
02:04:40
you know, I'm sure that's got to go like, oh, that's, you know,
02:04:42
I don't like he's saying this about me in this public event, like, I, you know,
02:04:45
that would make me feel maybe bad, but.
02:04:50
And if I was her husband, I probably feel proud.
02:04:53
So it's I don't know. Right.
02:04:54
Is that really the right thing to say in the moment?
02:04:59
Probably not. No.
02:05:04
Funny, though.
02:05:05
Yeah,
02:05:07
I agree.
02:05:09
Why is there no other footage?
02:05:11
Everyone I find goes right back to Nitro Circus.
02:05:14
The same exact clip, right?
02:05:17
Because copy in.
02:05:18
No, I think it's fake.
02:05:19
I don't think they even went to the white House.
02:05:23
Oh, green screen.
02:05:23
Everyone says they went to the white House.
02:05:25
They were worried the Russians were screwing
02:05:27
green House first, so they faked the whole thing.
02:05:31
Well, Well, you, struggle.
02:05:34
Okay. Looking for that?
02:05:36
We're going to watch somebody who normally struggles to open a banana,
02:05:39
but instead of opening a banana, he's going to ride, a golf cart.
02:05:43
Oh. That's awesome.
02:05:44
Look at him go.
02:05:47
And this is posted from four years ago.
02:05:49
Before I.
02:05:52
Well, they.
02:05:52
Yeah, that was for they are that you know.
02:05:56
Oh yeah.
02:05:59
What am I swapping out the video.
02:06:05
Oh, he's just driving around.
02:06:08
It's like cruising.
02:06:10
We gotta focus.
02:06:11
He has to focus to a certain extent.
02:06:14
But he's definitely, like, alert and aware of what's going on.
02:06:17
Like, he's looking around, he's like, this is nice,
02:06:23
Do you think there was that?
02:06:24
Or you think he's just like,
02:06:26
where's the food?
02:06:28
Yeah, he's got places.
02:06:29
No, he's just trolling for food. He's pretty
02:06:32
much got the same exact thought that the dog did from the other video.
02:06:39
He's talking able to drive one hand and he's pretty fucking good.
02:06:43
Yeah, he knows how to do the whole the the the whole.
02:06:45
I could drive home, I could drive one.
02:06:47
He didn't want to see.
02:06:49
I don't know, I'm just saying anyone can drive one handed.
02:06:53
I'm just saying this motherfucker is I mean, I know he's an orangutan
02:06:57
and everything I get that is a monkey.
02:07:02
Movie. I can't tell.
02:07:03
He looks like.
02:07:03
I think he's fucking.
02:07:06
I don't think Enzo was some close.
02:07:11
Just doing the whole.
02:07:12
Like, he's watched people drive, like, a lot and just mimic that, I'm assuming.
02:07:16
Right. Yeah.
02:07:19
Where is this? Like, what do we.
02:07:21
The golf court.
02:07:23
But why?
02:07:26
If he was you know, there's like a chicken coop behind.
02:07:30
Looks like some type of.
02:07:31
Oh, you drive around the zoo.
02:07:36
I don't know what's this building?
02:07:37
Since I've, It does look like it could be a zoo building.
02:07:40
Now, the second story, the
02:07:43
oh, one would make sense for him.
02:07:45
Where? Where would his location?
02:07:47
I mean, like, where do you live? Oh,
02:07:50
golf course.
02:07:51
I'm still considering.
02:07:53
It's probably almost like a condo complex now.
02:07:57
Can't live on a golf course.
02:08:00
I mean, that's a monkey.
02:08:01
They live outside.
02:08:05
The fuck are you saying he's homeless? Do.
02:08:08
What kind of building is this?
02:08:09
Is like residential, industrial, commercial with a fucking.
02:08:15
I'm starting to think maybe back
02:08:17
towards the zoo because they have a bunch of weird buildings.
02:08:20
So. Makes the most sense.
02:08:23
But who let them get control of the goddamn golf cart?
02:08:35
He's, like, a mile
02:08:36
away from where he started.
02:08:39
Oh, that.
02:08:40
That going away. That's.
02:08:43
That's like escaping.
02:08:46
Okay, that is a zoo.
02:08:49
That's an enclosure.
02:08:51
That's a zebra.
02:08:54
Now he's just showing off for the other animals.
02:08:57
Yeah.
02:08:57
So, guys. I'm.
02:09:02
I'm just glad they're not all people in the zoo.
02:09:13
Does anybody else concern that he's not really looking at the road?
02:09:15
No. I can watch a rant and drive
02:09:18
a golf cart all day.
02:09:23
Do you say orangutan or any camp?
02:09:25
Okay, I, I,
02:09:27
hey, I think that
02:09:31
you I yeah. That's wrong.
02:09:33
Yes, I know it's completely real, but it's actually a female orangutan,
02:09:37
not a monkey orangutan, but it's a female orangutan in the same two.
02:09:42
Rambo. What are we doing? A tan, a budget.
02:09:45
Why are you both mispronouncing orangutan? That's very strange.
02:09:47
We just built an app.
02:09:49
Same reason people don't say Wednesday.
02:09:51
Interesting.
02:09:52
Okay. Rambo, this makes a lot of sense.
02:09:55
Can we skip the ad, please?
02:09:56
No. Yeah, I need that. You
02:10:01
just built
02:10:01
an inventory tracker, so, Rambo, later, I'll share an app, a workflow man.
02:10:05
Oh, this is me, too. Still, I was for the group.
02:10:07
Thanks for the reminder.
02:10:10
Let's just focus on the bitch again.
02:10:13
I what?
02:10:14
We're going to watch it again.
02:10:15
All right. Rambo. Well, I just want to read some facts about.
02:10:18
So Rambo is a female orangutan.
02:10:20
Right turn. Clyde.
02:10:23
Rebels are delivering a tank.
02:10:24
Who lives in a private Boyle exotic animal making
02:10:30
menagerie manga.
02:10:31
Nine three menagerie.
02:10:33
Like a multiple
02:10:36
threesome, is a strange or
02:10:39
diverse collection of people or things.
02:10:43
Animal menagerie in Dubai, owned by, ish.
02:10:46
Like, Fatima. Rashid.
02:10:49
Mercado, the daughter of Dubai's prime minister.
02:10:54
So that's why,
02:10:57
according to her caretakers, Rambo didn't just jump into a golf cart.
02:11:00
She grew up playing with the with skateboards
02:11:03
and the smaller electric ride on toy cars.
02:11:06
Obviously, they just bought a monkey.
02:11:08
And just like, hang out with it,
02:11:11
they actually moved to oversize golf cart
02:11:14
driving.
02:11:15
As part of her daily activity, she regularly drives the custom golf
02:11:18
cart around the private place grounds to patrol the estate, often
02:11:22
checking out the other resident animals like tigers and gazelles.
02:11:26
She even occasionally gives rides to a dog named blue or orangutan.
02:11:30
Blue macaw A.
02:11:36
All right, all right,
02:11:38
man, you're always going to get a funny look from people that
02:11:41
pronounce it the
02:11:44
most commonly pronounce.
02:11:46
This guy talks like a fag man,
02:11:49
and we like that.
02:11:51
Yeah.
02:11:51
So you're ushering in a idiocracy instead of
02:11:56
any type of resistance.
02:11:57
Fantastic.
02:12:02
Next week on Fledge Rants.
02:12:04
Four hours of ass.
02:12:07
Yeah,
02:12:09
well, millions of people found the footage hilarious.
02:12:10
Video also drew heavy criticism from animal welfare organizations,
02:12:14
and conservation experts pointed out that keeping highly endangers
02:12:17
highly endangered intelligent primates as private pets
02:12:21
and normalizing on social media fuels the illegal wildlife trade.
02:12:26
Critics also noted that Rambo appeared visually overweight for an orangutan.
02:12:29
In the clips, this guy looks like he's having a bad life.
02:12:34
No. We don't see how it can.
02:12:38
Humans. Are you kidding me?
02:12:40
I could end badly.
02:12:42
Eat street children.
02:12:50
He loves it.
02:12:56
I. Love livestream.
02:13:04
The lyrical.
02:13:09
Sorry.
02:13:10
Cast.
02:13:13
Refusing to say
02:13:16
hi to you should
02:13:19
you go to YouTube?
02:13:21
Strike you.
02:13:33
Know you don't expect
02:13:36
gummy bears.
02:13:37
Just wait a second.
02:13:41
I gotta take me.
02:13:51
To. The.
02:13:59
So much more.
02:14:02
For whatever reason, I get
02:14:03
really thirsty when I see Bruce.
02:14:08
I'll give you that.
02:14:09
Are you some kind of baby?
02:14:12
Yeah, I'm some kind of baby.
02:14:15
If. If what? If?
02:14:16
Getting thirsty when I see a thirst trap like
02:14:20
a baby. There.
02:14:22
There's the baby.
02:14:24
Like.
02:14:26
You already go for the game before you go down.
02:14:29
Frank Sinatra. You.
02:14:47
And I don't take no orders from the woman, by the way.
02:14:49
By the way, I don't take no orders from no women.
02:14:53
And every phrase you say bullshit, I whore.
02:14:58
If that woman asks you anything on the planet, you would probably say yes.
02:15:02
It's pronounced Eeyore.
02:15:05
It's funny you say that.
02:15:06
Actually, it's pronounced orangutan.
02:15:10
Orangutan?
02:15:13
Oh, this one was supposed to lead right into that one.
02:15:14
And I stopped.
02:15:15
Orang oh, tang
02:15:19
orangutan girl time.
02:15:22
It rhymes with itself.
02:15:23
Yeah. Ten
02:15:25
orang ringa tang orangutan.
02:15:29
Goddamn, we missed one that tied into the other one, too.
02:15:31
That was going to be the dog officer.
02:15:35
We played the dog officer.
02:15:37
No, there's also the human officer accident as well.
02:15:40
Oh, no.
02:15:41
I have one that ties into that.
02:15:42
It's good. Okay.
02:15:44
It's good. It's all good.
02:15:46
Okay. The.
02:15:48
Oh, God, I want more Eminem.
02:15:51
Yeah.
02:15:53
Marshall. Sounds fucking. That's awesome.
02:15:55
Holy back. Lyric sponsoring.
02:16:00
Let's go.
02:16:06
Yeah.
02:16:08
Okay.
02:16:12
One. So let's take a look.
02:16:14
I'm gonna play around.
02:16:16
What it is.
02:16:18
It's like a ship and I'm
02:16:20
backing up with this name.
02:16:25
I have to play around.
02:16:26
What is this?
02:16:29
Every right.
02:16:30
I can't read that.
02:16:33
Kenya.
02:16:34
Now y'all want to bring back here?
02:16:37
Okay, okay.
02:16:39
It went away on its own. That was not
02:16:41
that could bring me back into your.
02:16:45
I know what I do best way to the rest.
02:16:48
I got a computer here for you.
02:16:49
If you would just want to set that up
02:16:51
the way what he says in front of everybody comes to the home state, it.
02:16:55
Oh, man, I,
02:16:56
a patent on it.
02:16:57
It's always an exaggerated.
02:16:59
Yeah, it doesn't seem very nice.
02:17:00
Yeah. A new filing of the idea.
02:17:04
Okay.
02:17:05
Make it over.
02:17:08
Come on.
02:17:11
Come down.
02:17:12
I like Edmund Rand and flatten it.
02:17:14
Yeah, I refuse, but I do now.
02:17:19
Down.
02:17:20
I'm gonna play around with it.
02:17:22
I guess that's
02:17:25
trying to get it ready for what you're doing
02:17:29
from time to time.
02:17:32
For the heck of level.
02:17:33
Go collect the fees, wait for me and album play career for some great.
02:17:38
I would definitely get time when people stepping over.
02:17:41
People just rush to set
02:17:43
just to get to see it and see who I'm willing to win these beats on me.
02:17:47
So crazy.
02:17:48
Jesus, how can she be so easy?
02:17:50
I won't sign for me so easy.
02:17:53
So on these beats and see.
02:17:54
Don't think we've be taking it to the annoying TV again.
02:17:59
I mean, know these cheesy.
02:18:02
Yeah, he's
02:18:03
great for come around and.
02:18:08
I wouldn't want.
02:18:15
Orangutan
02:18:18
orangutan get
02:18:20
orangutan.
02:18:22
No one says orangutan if is not orangutan.
02:18:25
God doesn't say that.
02:18:26
God says there's going to be trials and tribulations.
02:18:31
Does God well?
02:18:32
God go down there?
02:18:34
Who will deceive you?
02:18:35
Jesus.
02:18:38
I know out there.
02:18:39
I mean, we want to go back.
02:18:40
Old Testament eye for an eye.
02:18:42
Sodom and Gomorrah turn to style and lazy man.
02:18:45
Bible talks. You should keep your mouth shut.
02:18:48
This is none of my business.
02:18:50
I stay in my lane.
02:18:51
Just don't come in my lane with your
02:18:55
growth.
02:18:56
I respect your cock.
02:18:57
Do you think he says, Dick, disrespect me?
02:19:00
I'm going to come.
02:19:04
I've been disrespected by so many people.
02:19:08
So many times. I've had to sit here and take it.
02:19:11
I'm gonna tell you, I
02:19:12
don't give a shit why?
02:19:18
This guy's father was just killed.
02:19:20
I'm going to give him a pass for anything I don't care about to say.
02:19:25
You think you're funny?
02:19:26
You know that's a pussy who's laughing?
02:19:29
Jerry Anthony.
02:19:31
The only thing that he said up to this point was,
02:19:33
I forgive the person who murdered my child.
02:19:37
That little kid. You call him a nigger,
02:19:40
you're an a coward.
02:19:42
And you raised one.
02:19:44
Kayla, you drunk?
02:19:49
What did you do to that boy?
02:19:49
To make him to stab somebody?
02:19:51
My God, what kind of mother are you?
02:19:55
Hey, that's the mother's fault.
02:19:56
It's the father's fault.
02:19:59
Day after it happens. How many?
02:20:00
How many lie did you sit and type up on your keyboard?
02:20:03
You big keyboard warriors, man, you still live in Baton Rouge.
02:20:09
Maybe you think you come to Frisco, buddy.
02:20:11
You supposed to find me?
02:20:12
We can sit down, talk.
02:20:15
Does he sound hammered drunk, or is that just my.
02:20:17
Yeah. No, he definitely is.
02:20:19
Oh, you do you talk Mr..
02:20:21
And again you finally I was like ready though.
02:20:24
Well he just had this the courts but and so yeah,
02:20:27
the we call that the gag order.
02:20:30
There was a gag order up to this point.
02:20:32
He wasn't allowed to talk.
02:20:35
Squeaky clean.
02:20:36
He's the only one of your family,
02:20:38
typically because they were protecting the murderer
02:20:40
so that he got a fair trial without a damn record.
02:20:44
I guess that's something to brag about.
02:20:45
Your culture.
02:20:49
That little game you people hang your hat on.
02:20:51
The dumbest I've ever seen.
02:20:53
And contrary to what everyone said, it was not an all right.
02:20:55
So that gives you the right to call the child five year old the N-word.
02:20:59
I don't think he did that. But.
02:21:01
Or the kid was five years old.
02:21:03
But let me let me make one up. Y'all move.
02:21:06
Let me make so be clear what he's saying right here.
02:21:09
He talked for like, three hours in my life,
02:21:12
and he said, nobody's going to give a shit about what I said.
02:21:14
Basically,
02:21:15
you're just going to say that I'm some fucking old white racist man.
02:21:18
So to to to make the point, I'm going to say something ridiculous
02:21:22
and it's going to go viral and it's all you guys are going to clip.
02:21:24
And that's exactly what everybody thinks.
02:21:26
I'm racist. Y'all can go viral.
02:21:29
Young name for yellow and coward is he was such this little boy
02:21:33
I was trying to portray.
02:21:33
How about water melon felon.
02:21:36
How's that one strike you?
02:21:39
I hope you enjoyed my word last night, because he's going to have many.
02:21:43
Nice to think about what he did.
02:21:48
Oh, fart nigger, I forgave him.
02:21:51
So I don't carry the hate and the anger.
02:21:54
And so I don't think he's carrying some hate.
02:21:57
Anger.
02:21:58
It's not a very hateful, an anger of some dislike me.
02:22:02
I don't think people when it kills you doesn't work that way.
02:22:06
You gotta let that stuff go or it will kill you.
02:22:09
Yeah, you got to let it go, bro.
02:22:11
In the middle of the night, or I'll make you post a video online.
02:22:14
You killed my chicken, you worthless pile.
02:22:18
No, it wasn't a threat to the community.
02:22:21
The rooster kept coming at him.
02:22:23
He was being attacked by a rooster.
02:22:25
Well, not a rooster, exactly.
02:22:27
But when people ask you forget he wasn't a rooster.
02:22:31
Who would have wound up killing him and going to prison myself? Dude.
02:22:34
So the blood against somebody.
02:22:36
It has nothing to do with giving satisfaction to the person
02:22:39
that wronged you.
02:22:40
It's for your own benefit, almost evil, sinister.
02:22:44
It's letting yourself off the hook like otherwise that hate
02:22:46
is going to build an anger, and then it's going to turn to smell something else.
02:22:53
That Yoda says,
02:22:55
no, you have to do this every Monday, 10 p.m.
02:22:58
eastern as a release valve.
02:22:59
Oh yeah, that's how stupid.
02:23:01
When you get irrational
02:23:03
because you can't make a good decision if your emotions just kept charging me.
02:23:07
And intellect do not mix.
02:23:09
If you're emotional, you can't come up with a logical solution.
02:23:13
And there must have been a don't listen to women yelling.
02:23:15
I tell them to shut up.
02:23:17
Almost ever since the.
02:23:24
We tried to talk to the family
02:23:25
last night to close the door in our faces.
02:23:29
Close the door in our faces.
02:23:31
It doesn't matter.
02:23:36
It doesn't.
02:23:36
The kids did.
02:23:37
And the other kids, essentially dead for, like, 30 years.
02:23:41
There's no way they'll get out.
02:23:43
What's half of that? 15?
02:23:47
No, he asked it.
02:23:48
There's a law since I forgot what he did and what it falls under.
02:23:52
But in Texas, there's a law.
02:23:53
You have to go to jail
02:23:54
for at least half of your sentence before you can be considered for parole.
02:23:59
Yeah, that sounds right.
02:24:03
Nice.
02:24:03
Very good.
02:24:04
Partner.
02:24:08
It's a social media account with viral views.
02:24:10
But some women say this Lavonia man is crossing a line.
02:24:14
He's recording people in public, then posting those videos online
02:24:18
is what he's doing.
02:24:19
Illegal investigators on local four.
02:24:22
Digging into this issue.
02:24:24
All right, so he's going viral on TikTok as Tom Ridge,
02:24:28
Livonia police say they investigated complaints of brews, media, videos.
02:24:32
But the maker of the videos says this is not a police matter.
02:24:35
Well, tonight, one of the investigators here on local four, Erica Erickson, goes
02:24:39
straight to the source of those videos for answers.
02:24:43
Erica, that would be the camera.
02:24:45
His real name is.
02:24:47
What does he mean the source of those videos?
02:24:48
It's always the camera.
02:24:51
That's.
02:24:51
I hate Erick Erickson.
02:24:52
I hate your parents for naming you that.
02:24:54
I always have right?
02:24:58
I've always hated my parents
02:25:00
for naming me Erica Erickson.
02:25:03
Okay, let's see what this gentleman.
02:25:05
That's.
02:25:05
What if it was a man and their last name was Erickson.
02:25:10
Sir Erick Erickson.
02:25:14
That wouldn't be confusing at all.
02:25:15
They're like, I'm sorry, Erick Erickson.
02:25:16
No source of the videos.
02:25:18
Not not any form of camera.
02:25:21
The camera is definitely the source of that.
02:25:23
Have you ever made videos?
02:25:26
No, it's always Charles, but it be the of the video records people.
02:25:31
It is.
02:25:32
It is indeed the glasses or would major issue.
02:25:35
It's after
02:25:37
all because they say love can be said
02:25:40
and uncomfortable being recorded without their knowledge.
02:25:43
When aren't women feeling disgusted and uncomfortable? Oh,
02:25:47
can I get an amen?
02:25:49
Amen I don't know.
02:25:52
Let's see.
02:25:52
Was he paying attention to this chick's legs and her weird bell bottoms?
02:25:55
But she's still pretty attractive.
02:25:58
What is the. I see the light.
02:25:59
There's a shiny light coming that's higher than it should be.
02:26:04
Seen with light.
02:26:06
Oh, there's that. Maybe there in Reno.
02:26:08
Oh, that little girl.
02:26:09
There's a little extra one that's kind of like a dual gap.
02:26:12
I want to know if touched my zipper or.
02:26:14
Oh, I know the other shining through.
02:26:18
No, because there was nothing like.
02:26:19
Oh, it's like a piercing.
02:26:21
Oh, she walks over.
02:26:22
She knew, she knew we were talking about the link in my body.
02:26:25
Yeah. He says he's got rings or charm.
02:26:28
That is I do here is for the older people that stands for charisma.
02:26:33
Yeah. Thank you. Thank you.
02:26:35
Sounds boring. I thought it was I do.
02:26:37
Is this a joke?
02:26:37
No, I do, but three women just
02:26:42
police one.
02:26:43
Discovering a video of herself on his TikTok, tells local four
02:26:46
they were saying that you're going back to clean up.
02:26:49
Are you trying to hide that he's recording people?
02:26:52
And that must have been a woman.
02:26:53
And I don't listen to women yelling. I tell him to shut off.
02:26:55
Four year old Charlie Brooke of Livonia approached her
02:26:59
with an empty shopping cart and a cranky pickup line.
02:27:04
I got to be house.
02:27:05
I was going to come over and talk with you, but I saw them.
02:27:07
Oh, and she says she didn't know she was being recorded.
02:27:12
Did you see a singer this
02:27:15
I did not this woman only finding out recently that the video
02:27:19
showing her in around the store, she was targeted.
02:27:23
I have no interest in being a part of whatever this creep is doing.
02:27:27
She says she's now seeking legal help and filing a complaint with police.
02:27:31
I think it's terrible that he is making money off of women unknowingly.
02:27:37
Livonia police say they now have three complaints.
02:27:39
Two guys dated to the wrong people.
02:27:42
It's such a vile, annoying community.
02:27:44
Is attempting to, Oh, he's doing a lot that these women are.
02:27:50
Maybe he's got a creep audience that likes creep stuff
02:27:54
like creeping.
02:27:57
What?
02:27:57
I like knowing other women.
02:28:00
I know you like being a creep, not just creep.
02:28:02
That was police.
02:28:03
I don't mean to brag, but people find me creepy.
02:28:07
Well, I mean, have you.
02:28:14
So you must have been a woman.
02:28:15
And I posted their personal information, including addresses
02:28:19
and videos of their children, on his TikTok.
02:28:22
The report also says ten broke stated he would show one woman, quote
02:28:26
unquote stalking.
02:28:26
Really was who knows what kind of people are
02:28:30
following us.
02:28:31
So it was definitely very, very unnerving.
02:28:34
So you promote this spreading, he promote this behavior?
02:28:38
Sounds like you do.
02:28:39
It sounds actually actively with it.
02:28:43
Did you give you my day?
02:28:45
I know my roads.
02:28:46
I can film wherever I want. I know my roads.
02:28:51
All right.
02:28:51
What if this is your wife or daughter?
02:28:59
They would be just fine.
02:29:02
Are you married? Your daughter?
02:29:04
That would be the same person.
02:29:06
What if this is your homosexual son?
02:29:09
I'm like, I have no idea what you're referring.
02:29:14
Exactly.
02:29:14
You may be asking how I know you're jealous.
02:29:17
Homosexual, but I would sit him down and say, stop creeping up, creep.
02:29:22
I would sit him down and say, stop, right, I was wrong.
02:29:24
I'm sorry. That is that is probably my only gay.
02:29:25
If they were done, I may have given up.
02:29:28
Investigators on local four heading to his home, first
02:29:31
speaking with his wife, who says she doesn't track what he does online.
02:29:35
All the people who are so sad about it,
02:29:37
I think they do not know my husband, Dan Brooke, coming later to speak with us.
02:29:40
The wait that was their mayor.
02:29:44
Wait, was it
02:29:46
wait? No.
02:29:46
My husband.
02:29:48
No, he didn't do anything to the house.
02:29:51
No no, no.
02:29:52
If he says no, no, he goes online.
02:29:55
All the people who know, I think they do not know my husband.
02:29:59
I'm not known for that.
02:30:00
I marry him for the papers and for citizenship.
02:30:03
And after that, I don't care what he does.
02:30:05
In fact, I wish he does more away from me because he's a creep.
02:30:08
I'm sorry. Wait.
02:30:09
Well, yeah, that's the the like.
02:30:11
That's the whole problem.
02:30:12
Is that sentence right there? You know.
02:30:15
No, you're right.
02:30:16
I mean, that's the whole issue here, madam,
02:30:19
this is weird.
02:30:20
They're just out in public trying to, like, shut up.
02:30:21
And he's like,
02:30:23
just for the sake of making a dumb video.
02:30:25
I mean, I get it for, like, for for context, women, but.
02:30:28
Yeah. Yeah, of course it's for content. What else are you doing?
02:30:31
This isn't necessarily the greatest whack off material.
02:30:34
Isn't that what content is?
02:30:36
What?
02:30:36
Wait, now you're confusing me for content.
02:30:39
What did you just say?
02:30:40
It has to be. You said for content. I said yeah, what else?
02:30:43
And you said for views.
02:30:44
And I'm like, well, isn't that the point of the content?
02:30:49
Not for me.
02:30:50
We don't do this person content for the sake of just I want to have a on my.
02:30:54
Yeah. For fucking four years.
02:30:56
Yeah. We've been doing that.
02:30:58
Yeah.
02:30:58
But no you're looking you're,
02:31:00
you're posting it and you're on a area that can get the views.
02:31:04
So that's all in for.
02:31:06
So here let me pause and thing.
02:31:08
So would you prefer this.
02:31:10
This guy is going to do this because he's a creep.
02:31:12
Would you prefer that he broadcast it while he does it.
02:31:15
So we know exactly what he's doing. Or he does it in the dark.
02:31:17
And do you know
02:31:18
he's broadcasting all of the these this much of a creep on the surface?
02:31:22
I think the level of broadcasting is not the debate.
02:31:25
The fact is like the problem isn't the problem is certainly by any means,
02:31:30
not that he's filming it. That's the least of that.
02:31:32
That's actually a benefit to help us find him. Right?
02:31:35
No, no.
02:31:36
What he did make record of what he did, at the very least.
02:31:40
So there's nothing
02:31:42
necessarily, you know, broke the hang, I guess, illegal
02:31:46
other than I guess some of those places are not public.
02:31:49
They're private businesses.
02:31:51
And and you make fun of my the citizen vigilance.
02:31:55
But you mark my words, within the next few years,
02:31:57
we'll all have access and body cameras in order to prove our innocence.
02:32:00
Constantly.
02:32:02
Because unless you can prove that you weren't whatever, you'll be in deep shit
02:32:05
and they're already making them and sell them.
02:32:07
I mean, it's going to be like that, right?
02:32:09
Trail.
02:32:09
You are so corrupt that, most Australian
02:32:12
citizens have a dash cam.
02:32:16
Yeah.
02:32:16
I mean, there's so many good reasons to to film in public.
02:32:20
Yeah, for content.
02:32:21
But I guess the one creep that wants to get content is enough
02:32:24
to make fun of anybody
02:32:25
who vigilantly defends your right, and that you benefit from constantly.
02:32:30
You got to fight for your right to content.
02:32:33
Amen.
02:32:34
Content.
02:32:35
Brooke, coming later to speak with us on the record, you know.
02:32:38
Okay. That's fine. Right.
02:32:39
Like like that's going to bother.
02:32:41
He's he just got hurt.
02:32:43
He walked up to a camera microphone and she's running his hands already.
02:32:47
I feel like there's a giant camera right here, madam.
02:32:50
I know, yeah, there's a chick who's arguably hot giving me attention.
02:32:53
Look at.
02:32:54
Look at how happy he.
02:32:55
I'll show. Yeah, delighted.
02:32:57
When the social media posted, it didn't work.
02:33:00
It didn't work.
02:33:01
So she was like, all right, why, David.
02:33:03
And they should have edited that whole part out.
02:33:06
I think I film you.
02:33:07
How does that make you feel, Brooke coming later to speak.
02:33:10
They felt like there was something like, powerful that they so many women on
02:33:14
social media posting personal information about him, also known as doxing.
02:33:19
First they were hold on.
02:33:22
What they just said was very misleading.
02:33:24
If you publish already public information, it's not doxing.
02:33:29
I don't recommend it.
02:33:30
That's still mean.
02:33:30
It's gross, it's bogey, it's immoral, but it's not
02:33:34
doxing, doxing.
02:33:36
You have to reveal something that was not available.
02:33:39
And unfortunately, everybody's location is pretty much available publicly
02:33:43
because nobody gave a shit in 2012 when people like me were screaming,
02:33:47
they're all saying, what are you, some kind of fucking citizen journalist?
02:33:49
What are you, some sovereign citizen? Would you some kind of fucking hippie?
02:33:52
You're gay.
02:33:53
You're gay, you say, and you talk like a fag.
02:33:55
And then you guys just now we're here.
02:33:56
So I don't really give a shit anymore.
02:33:57
No offense to, you know, we're like,
02:34:01
you still talk like a fag.
02:34:03
Yeah. You're gay.
02:34:05
Yeah. I'm the only one again.
02:34:07
I'm the only one out of the three of us that has proven ability of sex.
02:34:11
I have two kids, so I've had sex at least two times.
02:34:14
How old is your youngest?
02:34:17
My family isn't for me. I don't want to talk so much.
02:34:19
So they want to play that.
02:34:20
It's been way too long for you to prove.
02:34:23
I am not doc. Oh. I'm married. I haven't had sex in years.
02:34:26
It's obvious.
02:34:26
It doesn't matter.
02:34:27
We saw that one. Did I be falling?
02:34:30
I believe I have evolved past my carnal lust.
02:34:33
My baby earlier attractive FBI bitch. Or
02:34:37
who fucking whose husband had the titty thing?
02:34:40
The fake tit.
02:34:42
Well, I know those words with the order you put it in.
02:34:44
I'm not sure what you meant. Saying that you were supposed to be straight.
02:34:46
Two titties.
02:34:48
Oh, straight anymore.
02:34:51
Are you following people around in your videos?
02:34:53
No, I'll just follow you if you want to put them away. One.
02:34:56
See, you shouldn't say.
02:34:57
I'll just follow you and your videos.
02:35:00
I'm following you.
02:35:02
What you should do is like every once in a while, like, grab a garment,
02:35:05
look like you're shopping, and then you can say, I was just shopping.
02:35:09
Major concerns among parents and others ten and like,
02:35:14
so he's not holding a camera.
02:35:15
To be clear, he has glasses.
02:35:16
He has like Google glasses or meta glasses and correct.
02:35:20
Yeah.
02:35:21
See, those are hugely beneficial to our society for like, everything
02:35:25
from undercover to actual security, like protecting people like from your
02:35:28
from these creeps protecting your daughter and your mother from these creeps.
02:35:33
But they're gonna outlaw.
02:35:35
They're going to outlaw body cameras and, glasses for just regular people.
02:35:39
Because the privacy issues
02:35:41
allegedly in two boys, it's people
02:35:45
wrong.
02:35:45
After they ask him
02:35:47
one person, look at everything what he did to those children in that video.
02:35:51
Not one guy from Philly, though, that's acting like a, Spurs fan.
02:35:54
Literally. What are you,
02:35:56
the entire New York fans?
02:35:59
What do you follow?
02:36:00
What do you do with children?
02:36:03
This guy did something to children and record them.
02:36:06
Yeah. Put it on social media.
02:36:07
Absolutely. Children.
02:36:09
Yeah. I can go anywhere
02:36:12
where I want.
02:36:13
It. Is a one party consent.
02:36:16
Ten broke.
02:36:16
He resigned from.
02:36:20
Where?
02:36:20
He resigned from Michigan. Correct. What do you think he resigned from?
02:36:23
Yeah. Of course. Local four.
02:36:25
Local four.
02:36:28
Just say the in local four.
02:36:31
We got a guess where he retired from or what he got kicked out of.
02:36:34
Yeah, he can't, education
02:36:39
station after his social media went viral and says his goal
02:36:42
is to bring joy to people and to teach men how to approach women.
02:36:47
I love your style.
02:36:48
Oh, no.
02:36:48
He watched Andrew Tate and those other guys
02:36:50
and those debate bro's, and he thought he does have that interest.
02:36:54
Every one of these boys is my name is Andrew Tate.
02:36:57
Nice.
02:36:57
It just sounds weird when I, one person
02:36:59
that wanted to come into the country told me that I have Riz.
02:37:02
I think I know, and she married right?
02:37:06
Yeah.
02:37:06
Oh, and by I don't know why because
02:37:09
I'm working on getting to that.
02:37:12
I have people reaching out to me.
02:37:14
Isn't there a recording light on those glasses? Yes.
02:37:16
Why do you cover it up? It's not covered up.
02:37:18
So you haven't tampered with those boxes?
02:37:21
Know what you're saying?
02:37:22
I'm not to see.
02:37:23
I'll be honest. I would cover it up.
02:37:25
I mean,
02:37:28
it would bother me. It.
02:37:29
Can you see it, too?
02:37:30
And it's flashing. I wouldn't want that.
02:37:33
Plus, I get a lot better content if people don't know they're being recorded.
02:37:36
What's on the front here?
02:37:37
Oh, I got cracked once.
02:37:38
Three lying to me right now.
02:37:40
I'm all I do. I'll come clean.
02:37:43
I did disable, though. Why?
02:37:47
So, wait, so he cracked the glasses
02:37:51
and somehow disabled the light instead of grabbing, I don't know, a black
02:37:54
sharpie, a piece of black construction paper, a piece of black tape.
02:37:59
I make videos in my.
02:38:02
And we put TVs in them.
02:38:03
And there's always that bright LED, and not all of you can turn them off.
02:38:06
So we, you know, cover it up.
02:38:07
We don't go inside and crack it and break it light.
02:38:11
You could just cover it up.
02:38:13
I'm suggesting he just just cover it up now I broke it.
02:38:17
I mean, if he wants to creep, it makes it more authentic.
02:38:22
Why did you lie?
02:38:22
See, now I don't I everything I said about him.
02:38:25
No, he's an idiot. He's making bad decisions.
02:38:26
He made the wrong choice to cover up the light.
02:38:28
If he can't even do something that simple, then I don't trust it.
02:38:31
Yeah, and then lied about it.
02:38:32
And then it came clean immediately after he made the news.
02:38:38
It's got to be how Gary feels about interacting with every other
02:38:41
human being in the world.
02:38:43
No, I feel stupid for watching this.
02:38:47
Okay,
02:38:48
well, the above so below.
02:38:52
I don't know.
02:38:55
I'm sorry I lied to you, and I.
02:38:57
That wasn't, I don't know, these women.
02:38:58
Just hoping Brooke will take the videos down.
02:39:01
And if not, they hope local stores, businesses, police,
02:39:05
someone can well do something.
02:39:08
He clearly escalated in his approach.
02:39:11
He needs to find something better to do with a sign that does not make
02:39:15
people feel, I suggest a drone or some kind of recreation.
02:39:19
Recreation.
02:39:20
I'm not sneaking up behind people in a dark alley.
02:39:23
This is not a police matter
02:39:26
unless a police want to infringe on my First Amendment rights.
02:39:29
Oh, is he one of those auditors he's asking for?
02:39:32
What I just
02:39:34
feel what he's doing.
02:39:35
Say that he, No, I thought, as for content,
02:39:39
doesn't.
02:39:40
I mean, you can always use it as a way to make more videos.
02:39:43
He says he has taken down the video of the teens on the scooters
02:39:47
and is, quote, making.
02:39:48
There are definitely laws protecting children.
02:39:51
Like, you have to blur their faces.
02:39:53
You can't identify them,
02:39:56
you can't reveal their location,
02:39:58
what they'll they'll just simply say, for obvious reasons,
02:40:00
to protect them from the pedophile and the, you know,
02:40:04
but which I'm not saying that your kids are that hard.
02:40:06
I mean, slow down here.
02:40:10
Yeah, there's a hacker next week.
02:40:11
I got to see these parents, and I think that their kids are hot.
02:40:14
It's creepy. Right?
02:40:15
The ethical hacker found that kid. My kid.
02:40:17
So listen, it's going to get whacked off, too. Of course.
02:40:20
The ethical hanger, the ethical hacker found a website
02:40:23
that's similar to only fans, but it's for, like, teens.
02:40:27
And I just I just heard was for the show,
02:40:32
but everyone call them.
02:40:32
How do you get parents
02:40:35
it will talk about later.
02:40:36
Something broad teen okay I think it's called Broad Street,
02:40:40
but so the parents know the parents are making a shitload of money.
02:40:44
The because I'd only fans.
02:40:45
The only fans chicks make the money because they're adults.
02:40:47
But on this website, the parents make the money
02:40:50
and they have all these rules.
02:40:51
They make sure they follow all the state's rules and stuff.
02:40:53
So they show only so many videos and bikinis and it's like, gross.
02:40:56
Do these are like pre-teen, prepubescent little children
02:40:59
and some of them are like 17 and they wait.
02:41:02
And then they have the Middle Eastern people like bid for them to get
02:41:05
them right when they turn 18.
02:41:08
And it's all right there on the I mean, everyone knows about it.
02:41:10
Everyone is everyone is aware of what's happening.
02:41:12
That's, you know, that's participating in this shit.
02:41:14
And it's do you think it is affordable
02:41:18
asking.
02:41:19
That's not what I was thinking.
02:41:20
You asking for a friend?
02:41:22
Yeah.
02:41:23
Course.
02:41:26
How do you think this costs?
02:41:27
On average?
02:41:29
What's it called?
02:41:30
Fuck stats. A conversation like that.
02:41:33
It's a broad street or something like that.
02:41:36
If it's not, I feel really bad if I say the wrong name and I just.
02:41:41
It's.
02:41:41
I think it's called Zillow.
02:41:44
Zillow. That's a real estate.
02:41:46
Sorry. Sorry. Zillow. My mistake.
02:41:48
That's allegedly I don't I'm not saying that you're not selling houses
02:41:52
or that your houses are full of.
02:41:53
Oh no, no no, I'm not, I'm not.
02:41:56
I'm saying I'm not saying that
02:41:59
that would be wrong and
02:42:00
dangerous and very, very, inappropriate.
02:42:03
Unethical.
02:42:07
If you think it's coming back,
02:42:09
I don't think that happens anywhere.
02:42:16
It's the Brady and Josh
02:42:18
Brady and George Geary, as above and
02:42:22
so below because he's so close Brady.
02:42:25
And for sure we're doing it our way.
02:42:29
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady.
02:42:32
And your show it's Brady and Drury.
02:42:36
It's their show.
02:42:37
No Brady.
02:42:38
Draw.
02:42:46
Now and we're back.
02:42:48
Michigan is indeed a one party state.
02:42:52
Which means that you can record people
02:42:54
without the knowledge.
02:42:58
Yeah.
02:42:58
Which is why I recorded the,
02:43:02
Neighbors they have done absolutely nothing.
02:43:05
They've been very much M.I.A.
02:43:07
They barely, they had they literally aren't there.
02:43:11
And if they do they barely let their dog out ever.
02:43:13
I don't know how that makes any sense.
02:43:18
I don't know if occasionally they let it out front
02:43:20
because they don't let it out.
02:43:22
Wait, who are you saying? Let the dogs out.
02:43:25
Who? Pipe neighbor? Who?
02:43:26
Who, asshole? My ass.
02:43:28
Who let the dogs out or who?
02:43:31
Who didn't let the dogs out?
02:43:35
Apparently them.
02:43:36
They were keeping their dog inside.
02:43:37
Or it's been somewhere else.
02:43:38
Or maybe her and their dude are getting a divorce. Or.
02:43:42
I have no idea. There is some.
02:43:44
There is a car that's there, but there is literally like no presence.
02:43:47
But occasionally there is a presence of like one bark from the dog.
02:43:51
And, you know, and that's a rare and he
02:43:54
they used to let that dog out multiple times a day
02:43:58
and leave it out there, let it bark, and then they let it in.
02:44:01
And now it never like it was out Saturday
02:44:05
for the first time in like in a in over a month since we got there.
02:44:09
So maybe they're avoiding the neighbor.
02:44:13
That's going to be all like fucking now. The dogs barking and shit.
02:44:15
He's worried about our property.
02:44:16
Oh, I know we got a dog to.
02:44:19
Hopefully you let him know in writing.
02:44:21
Once you let him know in writing
02:44:22
you're going to act 30 days later, you'll be just fine.
02:44:25
Yeah.
02:44:25
Which is kind of, makes me mad because I've been meaning a
02:44:30
make copies of stuff
02:44:32
and do a formal thing because, say, 30 days, they haven't done anything at all
02:44:37
yet and have made no attempt to and almost have been hiding again.
02:44:41
It just does seem weird because,
02:44:45
I just go back to the idea of why did you put that stamp patio
02:44:49
on that property there, when you guys obviously aren't outdoor people?
02:44:53
You you knew they were they had big plans.
02:44:57
You have.
02:44:57
That's I think wait.
02:44:58
Hold on, hold on to mark their territory, judge their life territory.
02:45:03
Listen, motherfucker, that's my property is.
02:45:05
Fuck you. That's my property.
02:45:07
I can set a patio there and never use that dude.
02:45:10
This scrawny, nerdy dude.
02:45:12
The guy has a, like, a 0.25 acre that he gets.
02:45:17
He pays a lawn mowing service to have cut.
02:45:19
They don't. It,
02:45:22
actually, though.
02:45:23
So if you count a lawn mower is costing like 900 or $1000 and you have to buy one
02:45:28
every year because they ain't that much for a lawn mower.
02:45:31
Have you looked at how much lawn mowers are lately?
02:45:33
That's not even a rider. 50 bucks.
02:45:36
What? He used one.
02:45:38
No, it'll run forever. And.
02:45:39
But you got to be able to change the oil
02:45:40
in a spark plug that this guy clearly can't.
02:45:42
You don't need a change of.
02:45:43
Oh, you just fucking run that bitch until it goes into the ground.
02:45:49
Is it electric?
02:45:50
No. Once gas.
02:45:52
Oh, I never.
02:45:55
I got A11 pole.
02:45:58
Nice, comfortable, propels itself.
02:46:01
I think it was like 699.
02:46:04
I ended up getting, like my girlfriend's sister.
02:46:07
Ryobi, was on sale during the winter.
02:46:10
It was only, like, 400 bucks.
02:46:12
It was on sale for, like, 160,
02:46:15
and it was just a hell of a deal.
02:46:16
I wish, I would have bought more than one, to be honest.
02:46:18
But, gave it to her because she
02:46:21
needs help.
02:46:23
So I was driving by and I watched somebody.
02:46:25
I don't know if Israel be, but I could tell is bright neon green.
02:46:27
And it had a big giant headlight, and I was like,
02:46:30
who the fuck is cutting their grass at night?
02:46:32
And then I also saw I saw an electric robot,
02:46:35
as Gary said, listen, I well, yeah, but that's because you're in.
02:46:38
It is,
02:46:40
then I saw one of those robot, one of those, Roomba,
02:46:43
but it's a lawn mower and had a big giant light on it.
02:46:45
And I'm like, why do all these things have lights on it?
02:46:47
And then it dawned on me, they're electric.
02:46:51
It's like when your lawnmower is running, your brain immediately goes,
02:46:54
don't put anything under there because you whole, you know,
02:46:57
but the electric ones, I assume, are much quieter.
02:47:00
Yeah, but you can still hear them.
02:47:02
They're.
02:47:03
Well, I'm pretty sure the big bright light on it is on it
02:47:05
to let you know that it's on.
02:47:10
Unless they just equip them
02:47:11
with the stupid noise that they make, the electrical vehicles that you had.
02:47:14
As somebody who was on a main road, I fucking hate that.
02:47:17
I know that they are making noise on cars.
02:47:23
They go, you know, fucking mine.
02:47:25
No they don't.
02:47:26
I mean, I get it, there's people
02:47:27
that are getting hit and shit when they cross roads.
02:47:30
So we got three made noise made by moving
02:47:32
objects, a clip clop of horses.
02:47:37
Guess the clip clop of horses.
02:47:40
It's a bicycle.
02:47:41
The little bells and footsteps of people.
02:47:45
Right.
02:47:46
Just to know that cars could silently go by and instead they're like,
02:47:52
is with the Ford.
02:47:53
I think the Ford electric Mustang has actually the old throaty
02:47:56
little added on it,
02:47:59
which to me is not necessary.
02:48:01
But I get it.
02:48:02
Not find a mustang unless it's all throaty.
02:48:04
So we have the Spurs.
02:48:05
We have more than you like from Deep Throat. You don't.
02:48:07
Yeah, we have the Spurs fan from Philly.
02:48:11
That was in the Knicks celebration.
02:48:14
We have I believe I can splat and we have some human officer
02:48:18
accidentally shot.
02:48:22
I don't know why it says human officer because oh I get it I get it now.
02:48:26
They go together.
02:48:27
It took me all week.
02:48:27
I said, K-9 officer, human officer.
02:48:33
Is even the humans like up to.
02:48:37
All right.
02:48:37
Well, we'll just go in order then.
02:48:39
But there's going to be a song in the middle. Where's the mash up?
02:48:41
Yeah, maybe you should do 23 less if the mash up is going to follow it.
02:48:46
We go out on the marching.
02:48:47
That's exactly what I was saying.
02:48:49
All right.
02:48:50
Okay. Spurs.
02:48:51
The the Spurs is the thing that this is.
02:48:54
This is crazy.
02:48:55
Yeah. I don't, I just don't get here.
02:48:58
I like a the the these random players from all over the country and world
02:49:03
sometimes all decided to get paid by the, the this
02:49:08
ownership group
02:49:09
in an area that's close by where I live.
02:49:12
So that makes me so excited about this winning
02:49:16
and losing of this random, arbitrary game.
02:49:20
Oh fuck you that I'm going to. It's tribalism.
02:49:22
You get act like you don't understand.
02:49:26
Yeah.
02:49:26
You can't say we because you never touched the basketball.
02:49:31
You know, when I was like.
02:49:35
Listen I was much younger.
02:49:37
No, no, just just arbitrarily. You're lucky.
02:49:39
Whatever decisions you made, your life which you bought a shirt
02:49:43
for the rival team.
02:49:45
Listen, listen, you got to listen.
02:49:47
Fucking loser.
02:49:49
So you have a cycle you were trying to root for lost.
02:49:52
You're.
02:49:52
You're an idiot.
02:49:53
You're a loser. Stupid.
02:49:56
You have a cycle of working and making money,
02:49:58
and then that's spending that money for recreation or recreation.
02:50:02
Recreation.
02:50:03
Some people, some people fixate, whether it's whether it's
02:50:06
heritage, you know, like their father did it and their father's father did it.
02:50:10
And we rooted for the fucking Yankees since 90, since 1899.
02:50:13
Whatever others.
02:50:14
Father, I don't judge people that find joy in spending time with a pastime.
02:50:20
Now, if you would have
02:50:21
said they get paid too much money to, you know,
02:50:24
but but just by saying when you were a kid, that's
02:50:26
that makes me sad that you lost that some people don't lose that.
02:50:28
And that's great to me, it's it's sad that you haven't lost it.
02:50:33
Why does it seem like it's so pointless?
02:50:38
It's something that only a child could could believe.
02:50:41
It's pointless.
02:50:42
Only to the level of joy that it creates, like coloring or playing
02:50:46
music is pointless if you think about it,
02:50:50
doing anything is pointless.
02:50:52
Do you have a jet ski riding that is pointless?
02:50:54
You start at one and and in the same fucking spot.
02:50:57
That's what I'm at least doing something myself.
02:51:01
They're enjoying that themselves.
02:51:02
Or with family or with the daughters.
02:51:04
I'm on water.
02:51:04
I'm on, like, the weirdest, one of the weirdest mediums in our fucking no.
02:51:08
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
02:51:09
I would get into the I'll get into a debate with you saying,
02:51:11
yeah, it's not as healthy as something the outdoor activity, but still, I mean,
02:51:14
well, no, because I have to understand Harden
02:51:18
you have to understand the camera, camaraderie, joy
02:51:21
and heritage and pastime in it.
02:51:23
The camaraderie, the camaraderie.
02:51:25
Don't act dumb like you don't know what camaraderie is when everybody gets.
02:51:28
See the camaraderie.
02:51:30
Yeah, I'm going to come back off over there.
02:51:32
Favorite sports players.
02:51:35
All right, well shoot the basket.
02:51:36
It's almost like I said, the basket because it's a perfect setting.
02:51:40
It's near where I live.
02:51:41
That means that means that we did it.
02:51:43
And I'm going to get so excited
02:51:45
that I'm to burn stuff or fight people, or you're going to love this guy.
02:51:49
This is a guy from Philly who decided to put on a fucking Spurs
02:51:53
uniform and go fuck with the people that are doing what you just said.
02:51:57
Be clear, this man is a Spurs fan.
02:52:00
Just turns out, of course he's from Philly.
02:52:03
Yeah, we were going to say this guy from Texas, but this guy just starts
02:52:07
punching New York Knicks fans like a lot of them. Yes.
02:52:12
And he doesn't go down at a certain point.
02:52:15
He's basically like Michael Myers. This is just fun.
02:52:17
And even security, like he just committed a multitude of felonies.
02:52:21
I think they're impressed.
02:52:22
They just ask him to leave, watch.
02:52:31
Are you all right?
02:52:32
There's one like Jersey oh two.
02:52:36
They all move like a school of fish when a shark comes in.
02:52:39
Being chicken.
02:52:41
Rodman draws in nails.
02:52:43
Another one,
02:52:45
another cheap shot.
02:52:46
Doesn't.
02:52:48
Oh, oh, I didn't know Rodman played for the Spurs.
02:52:54
Yeah, there was like three of them.
02:52:55
Oh my gosh
02:52:59
I would be scared after the Bulls.
02:53:01
Nothing.
02:53:02
It's like if I knew that this was the and before
02:53:05
LA I'm
02:53:09
he was on LA right now.
02:53:13
Oh. Let's
02:53:27
see. Here's the shoes. They're all blocked.
02:53:29
They start getting all fucking loud again.
02:53:31
Here's a perfect way.
02:53:33
Once he turns away that's what I'm trying.
02:53:36
Yeah.
02:53:38
For the dictator.
02:53:39
They come at him and they keep hitting him.
02:53:41
And now it's like nothing when the athletes are older than you, then.
02:53:46
Yeah, but when they're younger than you, then you're kind of.
02:53:51
You have an issues as an adult, but you're going to idolize
02:53:55
young all these, you know, young people for the sake of you.
02:54:00
Look they're playing a sport when you're younger.
02:54:02
It makes sense because you're idolizing someone older than you.
02:54:04
But when you're old and you're just looking at somebody who
02:54:08
dribble good, I don't know why I said it that way, but,
02:54:11
Well, I know you're not talking about me
02:54:12
specifically, but yeah, I kind of fell off.
02:54:14
I was a fan when I was a kid, then I was an adult, and I kind of stopped.
02:54:18
And then I had kids and I went back to it
02:54:21
Happens.
02:54:23
Are you not entertained for the sake of your.
02:54:26
Just gonna watch it with your kids,
02:54:28
do their 365 days in the year, and you are responsible for every day
02:54:32
and entertaining your kids or educating them.
02:54:34
Just be okay.
02:54:35
We're like, it's okay.
02:54:36
You want to go to clean a clean, healthy piece of entertainment.
02:54:40
Usually it's usually not clean or healthy, but it's definitely entertainment.
02:54:45
Well, then it can get them involved in maybe a sporting activity.
02:54:49
And I remember being associated with it.
02:54:52
My daughter was probably like four, my son was six.
02:54:55
And there's a guy next to you have pictures, you fuck you, fuck you, ref.
02:55:00
You fucking serve his words.
02:55:03
And I'm like, you know what I mean?
02:55:04
It's it's and it's my fault.
02:55:05
I brought my kids to a fucking sporting event in 2020.
02:55:07
Whatever.
02:55:08
Or 2010 whatever I know, right?
02:55:12
It's not like I was there.
02:55:14
It's not like I was at church thinking, you know, oh, these guys are yelling.
02:55:16
They shouldn't be yelling around my children. But
02:55:19
I try to
02:55:20
show some awareness that you can show some kind of balance and restraint.
02:55:25
Yes he did.
02:55:26
He he this guy though, man, he was everybody.
02:55:29
He didn't hold his own.
02:55:30
He kick all your asses.
02:55:33
So the last thing that happened to the the Spurs fans, he was like,
02:55:36
I don't even care. I'm throwing on a Spurs jersey. I'm just kidding.
02:55:39
You from Philly is looking for a fight.
02:55:41
Yeah, it's like whatever.
02:55:41
I don't kind of like the Spurs, but I'm they're like, oh, there's a reason
02:55:43
it's for the best for workers.
02:55:45
And we found the guy.
02:55:46
The guy in question name is the Wallace.
02:55:48
The underscore Wallace 27.
02:55:49
He wrote this on Instagram and wrote,
02:55:51
they're not charging me because I didn't throw the first punch.
02:55:53
It was self-defense for everyone saying, I told you this would happen,
02:55:56
I wanted this. This is the most fun I've had in years.
02:56:01
Filmmakers were scared to fight me what I wanted,
02:56:03
even when they jumped me and shit happened, the police had the same tail.
02:56:07
Knicks fans, they pushed it.
02:56:10
This legend dude.
02:56:16
Yeah, that's a fun story.
02:56:18
Here's a here's a better shot of the,
02:56:21
fucking tank interaction.
02:56:24
Dude, he got punched in the head a few times and just turned around
02:56:27
and looked at the guy.
02:56:28
If you punch somebody in the head with everything you got.
02:56:30
I'm not saying you're tougher.
02:56:31
I'm not arguing. You're fighting prowess.
02:56:33
But whoever you're up against, if you give them everything you got, bam!
02:56:36
Open shot, sucker punch, and they just turn around and look at you,
02:56:40
you're fucked.
02:56:43
You better get creative
02:56:46
real fast, hitting everybody in sight.
02:56:50
This is one of the most stunning videos you will ever watch. Oh.
02:56:55
Yeah.
02:56:57
Oh, yeah, I, I oh.
02:57:04
00000000.
02:57:13
There's a lot of people.
02:57:14
I mean, he's outnumbered severely.
02:57:18
Yeah.
02:57:19
I like how he goes running through the crowd though.
02:57:20
Just to get the one he got him to run.
02:57:27
Mean I got to keep trying to like put him somewhere.
02:57:31
But yeah. Yeah.
02:57:34
I mean, I don't know if you noticed from the other story,
02:57:37
but that is sexual chocolate.
02:57:39
Mark Henry, the world's strongest man in a Dennis Rodman jersey.
02:57:42
Just beating the fuck out of everybody.
02:57:45
Look at the way he parties.
02:57:47
See these motherfuckers? Moses?
02:57:49
It looks like he has the invincible Moses does like Mario Moses, right?
02:57:52
I'm a San Antonio Spurs fan who just had a 95% probability
02:57:56
to win every single game in the series and somehow lost it in five.
02:57:59
King Kong ain't got shit on me.
02:58:02
The next great monster movie should be Godzilla versus King Kong versus
02:58:06
that fucking guy. He's impenetrable.
02:58:09
He was invincible.
02:58:10
That has kind of to go at all.
02:58:12
Men should be impenetrable. He is the thing.
02:58:15
Otherwise. Yeah, I'm not kidding.
02:58:17
This man fighting an entire arena
02:58:19
and then being escorted out by the entire police force.
02:58:22
And then he fights again outside.
02:58:24
Why is nobody showing that if the Spurs displayed,
02:58:27
they started fucking from again?
02:58:29
Outside of this man's toughness and tenacity, they sweep that series
02:58:33
after watching.
02:58:34
He was at Royal Rumble this year.
02:58:35
I hate Wendy, I have grown to hate the Spurs.
02:58:39
But this guy,
02:58:40
this guy is the fucking man in the Dennis Rodman Spurs jersey to boot.
02:58:44
This guy belongs in New York at all.
02:58:46
It all clear I him to WrestleMania parade.
02:58:48
This guy belongs with us, not with you guys.
02:58:51
The most impressive video to come out of the NBA finals.
02:58:53
It's not this. That was pretty fun to watch.
02:58:59
Yeah that guy, he's my hero.
02:59:01
And people are not happy that I'm saying that he like he shouldn't
02:59:04
I because he was fucking with he asked for it.
02:59:08
No because he was just wearing a jersey.
02:59:10
No no dude he was he's from Philly.
02:59:13
And on his social media he said he put on the Spurs jersey
02:59:16
just to go fuck with the Knicks fans while they celebrate.
02:59:18
Sure he was hope.
02:59:19
He was hoping that they would make him so he could fight them all.
02:59:21
And that's exactly how they're gonna attack.
02:59:24
And that doesn't mean that they.
02:59:25
Because they're attacking him.
02:59:26
It's his fault.
02:59:32
I can't believe we posted a lot of the same videos.
02:59:34
A couple of them. I was like, you know what?
02:59:35
I try to post that one, but this one I actually did post
02:59:38
ad we have two and two different videos, two different stories,
02:59:42
two different takes, two different shots, but they're all just for cutting.
02:59:45
I, I don't know enough to
02:59:47
make an informed I liked because their eyes listen, I can hear the
02:59:51
do we have I believe I can fly.
02:59:52
I don't understand the hook up for this rope because it looks like a generic rope.
02:59:56
But maybe not.
02:59:56
Maybe it's a yellow, stretchy rope.
03:00:00
It's a yellow bungee rope.
03:00:01
Sure.
03:00:04
The, nylon cord, you g 75,
03:00:08
I think I like how they go all like I just made all that up.
03:00:12
I think you're playing with it. Or.
03:00:13
You know. Yes, I believe, I believe, I believe.
03:00:16
Hear the razor's edge.
03:00:17
Speaking of wrestling, they fucking give her the razors edge of this bitch.
03:00:21
I believe I can touch this guy.
03:00:25
At what point do you think when they throw it, they're like, oh, no.
03:00:29
Well, it's because you know what?
03:00:30
It's such repetition.
03:00:32
These guys are doing exactly what they normally do in the light blue shirts.
03:00:35
But the guy in the blue was supposed to tie her up or hooker up.
03:00:39
I doubt they're tying because they would.
03:00:41
It's probably a carabiner hook, you know, or whatever a safety.
03:00:45
I'm not a mountain.
03:00:46
Oh, got to be a racist
03:00:49
or a bungee jumper here.
03:00:51
But I mean,
03:00:53
this is insensitive to.
03:00:54
I'm sorry for her family and everything.
03:00:55
She looks young.
03:00:57
I'm not sorry for her because she's gone.
03:01:00
She looks. You don't have to.
03:01:01
These people have to live with that.
03:01:03
They just threw a perfectly healthy woman not connected to anything off a cliff.
03:01:08
This is not bungee jumping. This is murder.
03:01:10
Or at least the least negligent homicide.
03:01:13
Look at her. Two.
03:01:14
She's probably never been happier and more excited in her life.
03:01:17
Was like, oh my God, I can't wait.
03:01:19
And then she's like, when is it going to spring back? Hold up.
03:01:22
You know what? No way. She that never occurred to her.
03:01:24
She was just we.
03:01:26
This is amazing. It's everything she was like, I'm getting.
03:01:28
Why am I getting closer to the ground?
03:01:31
I yeah,
03:01:32
I don't think there was a split second where she's like,
03:01:34
hold on, I'm getting way too close to the ground.
03:01:35
When is this going to turn around?
03:01:37
This feels like I've just jumped off.
03:01:39
Instead of if she bugs it, I'll agree with you if she bungee jump before.
03:01:43
She probably knew the second day left, but she never bungee jumped in her life.
03:01:46
She has no idea she has no.
03:01:47
I would like you to think that I'm not supposed to get that close to the ground
03:01:51
before I start to feel some type of pull back.
03:01:55
Her family should know that I if she never bungee before.
03:01:58
She had no idea she was smiling and saying we all the way down.
03:02:01
And then like fucking Wiley Wiley Coyote, she just went.
03:02:06
Like.
03:02:09
Jason I still I keep hoping for somebody to say that it's.
03:02:12
So is it Jesus.
03:02:13
Is that like, is that is that somebody yelling Jesus right there?
03:02:16
Did they just realize like.
03:02:18
And who was that somebody off camera that really was that just
03:02:22
all three people that work there are looking at the ground right now.
03:02:26
They're like, Holy shit.
03:02:27
They usually goes.
03:02:31
They're like, where's that?
03:02:32
Where's that?
03:02:34
You know what I mean?
03:02:35
As the as the uncoil, as the coil is the rope uncoil and takes off.
03:02:40
They knew it like right there.
03:02:41
They have to go like look there like we there's a right here,
03:02:45
Jason
03:02:47
wants
03:02:49
to make it even worse.
03:02:50
They're connected to a safety rope and harness the cords.
03:02:57
What if I need to use this cell?
03:03:02
I believe I can carry
03:03:05
that the Lord. So.
03:03:08
And then?
03:03:09
So then you start asking questions they like, immediately.
03:03:13
Like. Turn around the one.
03:03:14
Then he was like, all right, the job's done.
03:03:16
Yeah, like like throwing trash on a fucking pile.
03:03:19
Maybe they meant to do it.
03:03:22
I never thought of that until just now.
03:03:23
Like it was.
03:03:25
Hey, you guys, this is like the 13th time you forgot to tie the fucking bungee.
03:03:30
We're starting to think you're just throwing these women off a cliff.
03:03:36
Is is this the same?
03:03:37
It looks like different footage.
03:03:40
It. What is this?
03:03:41
It's commercial.
03:03:44
I didn't hit the button yet.
03:03:50
It could be the same footage.
03:03:55
Why isn't it going?
03:03:56
Because I didn't push play. I guess you got to push play.
03:04:00
That might could help.
03:04:01
You think?
03:04:04
The same way it's a little bit more zoomed in.
03:04:07
I guess we just got the WorldStar.
03:04:14
Streams are.
03:04:15
Don't get
03:04:16
them like her.
03:04:18
Loved ones have to be up there, right?
03:04:19
I would I would push everyone off.
03:04:22
I'd be like, what just happened?
03:04:24
And if they didn't explain to me, or at least say,
03:04:26
oh my God, we just made the worst mistake in the world.
03:04:28
If they were all just going,
03:04:30
my psychotic primal brain
03:04:32
caveman brain would trip and I would just start pushing baby, get away with it.
03:04:36
So that'll be the best part.
03:04:38
I would push always get away. My.
03:04:44
Yeah.
03:04:44
Nobody's seen.
03:04:45
I just learned they lost an opportunity.
03:04:47
The background noise. Nobody seems to be.
03:04:52
Like women scream when they see a spider.
03:04:54
They didn't scream when their sister or mother just got fucking thrown off
03:04:57
a baby saw like the outcome fully.
03:05:01
What if I knew the evil this woman this angle is?
03:05:04
Oh, you can see on the meter.
03:05:06
Maybe this is the angle that you can see all of it and they blur it.
03:05:09
I can't remember.
03:05:11
No, I don't think they know what.
03:05:14
Yeah. There was an angle where they blurred it.
03:05:15
Yeah. Oh, yeah. This is weird.
03:05:17
This one.
03:05:18
Yeah.
03:05:21
They're like, oh yeah.
03:05:23
That's pretty far.
03:05:25
Yeah.
03:05:26
Did she survive? No.
03:05:30
No she didn't she didn't survive.
03:05:33
So I have to think about how that guy talks
03:05:37
so I can do it right
03:05:40
there.
03:05:41
The right. You nailed the right.
03:05:43
I didn't know what you were doing until I heard the right.
03:05:46
What? Why?
03:05:48
There has to be a new protocol.
03:05:49
I mean, they have to,
03:05:52
like, before I turn on a computer.
03:05:54
I have a little paper, I have a little jacket. It.
03:05:57
I have a little paper check, check.
03:05:59
Rope tied. Check. You know what I mean?
03:06:01
It was just a matter of just a little clip on carabiner like style.
03:06:04
Like. Yeah.
03:06:06
Do you think that's a tie it, like, physically tie it?
03:06:08
No, I would, I wouldn't trust the tie.
03:06:10
I would if I had a business, I wouldn't trust an employee
03:06:13
to tie a knot to save somebody's life.
03:06:14
Every fucking ten minutes, all day long.
03:06:17
I would make sure that it is a whatever.
03:06:19
The safety rope climbing, fucking safety thing is.
03:06:23
And I would make sure there was to like as far as I know,
03:06:26
there's always redundancy in this shit just in case one of the strings breaks.
03:06:29
There's supposed to be like an inner one or a second one, right?
03:06:32
I mean, I've seen it.
03:06:34
This is not our country.
03:06:35
I can tell right away just by the way people were talking.
03:06:38
Yeah, I think it's, Brazil, if I'm not mistaken.
03:06:44
And, I mean,
03:06:46
I know Brazil was a helicopter helicopter crash,
03:06:49
but this is very copter helicopter, too, as well.
03:06:51
Especially because she's taking the plane position.
03:06:55
Man, I can tell by their matching shirts
03:06:58
and their six by nine tapestry that that they got at Kinko's, that
03:07:01
this place is tip top as far as safety and security, no one's noticed.
03:07:05
Or do you think they're like, oh,
03:07:06
maybe they're like practicing for a second before they hook the rope up.
03:07:11
We just get a feel for
03:07:14
no one.
03:07:15
There's several people watching.
03:07:17
I thought the person had said, I am here or whatever, knew right away because it
03:07:21
sounded like,
03:07:23
yeah, somebody,
03:07:25
not this view, but the transit.
03:07:29
Jason.
03:07:32
Like that guy said, Jesus, Jesus, Genji.
03:07:35
Maybe I don't know.
03:07:36
Do they believe in Jesus or they do they have giant statues
03:07:40
and mountains of trees.
03:07:47
What do I need to use this sail?
03:07:55
You see right there.
03:07:56
See in the rope on them. See, they have a safety harness.
03:07:59
Like I said, ironically, they're connected and. Yeah.
03:08:02
Oh, so you can push them off and they would just dangle.
03:08:05
Oh, yeah.
03:08:07
That'd be the software. That would mean. Yeah.
03:08:08
Because then you would get attempted murder
03:08:10
and they'd be angry and then look down.
03:08:12
They like flipping me.
03:08:13
Hahaha.
03:08:14
Just hanging there on your little fucking.
03:08:16
You just find a knife and search the kids.
03:08:20
And to be honest, then I might just have.
03:08:23
My kids are grown.
03:08:25
I can't, I'm serious. I'm trying to.
03:08:27
That's a woman, right? That's definitely a woman.
03:08:30
Yeah, I think she was putting I'm empathetically
03:08:33
putting it as sitting there watching you
03:08:35
imagine that's your significant other and you just you're standing up there
03:08:38
and you just watched people throw your significant other to her death,
03:08:42
and it looks like there's water or swamp, or is that grass at the bottom?
03:08:46
Not that that would to tell, but
03:08:49
you brains water when people die have a chance to survive.
03:08:52
But I don't like when people die in front of you or you think they die.
03:08:55
Every brain in your body has this.
03:08:57
You'll suspend disbelief.
03:08:58
Well, maybe they survived the explosion.
03:09:01
So, like water would make me.
03:09:02
I would start finding I, I, I would maybe jump in after
03:09:06
if it was water, just to get there as quick as I could and probably kill my
03:09:09
jump off that motherfucker.
03:09:11
Yeah, I don't you, dude.
03:09:12
Your brain makes weird choices and shit.
03:09:14
Will your brain do
03:09:16
human brains?
03:09:18
My brain? Yeah.
03:09:20
Oh. That's it. That's right. Before they blurred it.
03:09:21
That's about as close as I'm going to get before the ground.
03:09:24
I think it's swampy, green water.
03:09:28
Be super shallow with scum on top.
03:09:31
Yeah, it has to be shallow because there's shit growing up.
03:09:33
Maybe when it rains, it's more of like a drainage.
03:09:36
They haven't even found her yet
03:09:39
in mud.
03:09:41
What? The flat mud.
03:09:43
Shitty way to end. Oh, no. It gets better.
03:09:46
Yeah, that's why you don't participate in dumb shit like that.
03:09:48
Especially in different countries where they don't have regulation.
03:09:52
Great point.
03:09:53
If you if somebody is skiing down a mountain every other weekend
03:09:57
and then they die skiing down the mountain,
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I don't think that's as tragic as walking, minding your own business.
03:10:01
And like a fucking rock falls off a building and kills you like that's tragic.
03:10:05
Random.
03:10:05
Your not your minding your own business,
03:10:07
but if you're inviting death and then you die.
03:10:09
Yeah, if you like get into like the avalanche situation or some shit.
03:10:13
It's like, I get that maybe you were innocent,
03:10:15
but you got to know that you're on
03:10:16
mountains that can have avalanches, and you need to like, that was a choice.
03:10:20
The only exception is sometimes people get in helicopter accidents.
03:10:25
Well, you
03:10:26
don't want to blame for that, because sometimes it's not their fault.
03:10:29
Yeah, because their own people who get into helicopter
03:10:32
accidents on accident, man.
03:10:35
There are also people getting to get into shooting accidents and accident.
03:10:40
Dude, I don't want to make comments in this
03:10:41
because I've seen it, but I have so many common officers inappropriately.
03:10:45
You this is throw this firearm from its holster.
03:10:49
I'm. I love law and order.
03:10:51
I ran on Law and order law and pointed it at the officer seated in the approach
03:10:55
just ran after. You see, that's what bothers me.
03:10:58
The guns are loaded, obviously.
03:11:00
Otherwise, why are they carrying them?
03:11:03
Do all cops just play around like this?
03:11:05
Yeah.
03:11:05
What a way to get a bullet in the fucking chamber. Like
03:11:11
ready to go.
03:11:12
Does it matter?
03:11:13
I mean, so is there the cock it and shoot it, I did it, yeah.
03:11:16
You don't point, you know
03:11:19
I'm not a police officer.
03:11:20
I don't use a gun as a joke. Every day.
03:11:24
But when I was like eight, I learned you don't point a gun
03:11:27
at something that you don't plan on ending its life like.
03:11:30
That's the best way to start out with the safety and respect of a firearm.
03:11:34
If you don't play around like that,
03:11:37
there's no reason to do that.
03:11:39
And then to have other officers standing around and not either
03:11:43
embarrass him, shame him, or write him up
03:11:46
is he that he must be the the highest ranking officer there?
03:11:50
Somebody said
03:11:52
Knepper seconds who're holstered the gun.
03:11:55
Moments later the seated officer who sup?
03:11:58
I mean somebody somebodys other kid.
03:12:01
Yeah, a little bit higher up in the ranks.
03:12:03
He's like, if you point that gun at me ever again
03:12:05
and play that stupid game, I swear to God, I'll really shoot you.
03:12:09
And then one day he's like, really?
03:12:11
You wanna approach me or even come from somewhere else?
03:12:14
It's sitting outside.
03:12:15
And when is the opposite of just whoever's able
03:12:18
to see out of their body camera that the like?
03:12:21
So I think that's the this is our perspective firing.
03:12:24
This is yeah. This is a cop car.
03:12:27
This is the cop car camera.
03:12:28
He was faking shooting and then the guy in the car most likely.
03:12:31
And I think it's the woman that we see run. Matter of fact, I'm.
03:12:34
I'm almost positive it's the woman.
03:12:36
She probably stuck her hand.
03:12:38
She stuck her hand out the car, did the same thing he did.
03:12:41
But for some reason, it probably bumped something on the way in or out
03:12:45
and she discharged it.
03:12:47
So I think her I think her left her on the her left hand is sticking out
03:12:51
the window, pointing it at him right now, or succeeded in the approaching unit.
03:12:55
After a few seconds he re holstered the gun moments later because it hit him.
03:12:59
So much smoke comes from inside.
03:13:02
Yeah, because the gun was right at the window of the car that we're looking at.
03:13:07
I looking out at, I mean, not the car, not the car we're looking at.
03:13:10
That doesn't make any sense.
03:13:11
The seated officer who subsequently just moved, that's in the view.
03:13:15
Now, I learned a lot too.
03:13:16
That little that little camera frame right there.
03:13:18
I'm always like, who's doing that when, in the Butler
03:13:23
Trump assassination of the cameras, they did that post-production.
03:13:25
Obviously it's digital zoom and digital framing
03:13:29
to his firearm.
03:13:30
Look how right there
03:13:32
and pointed it towards the other officer during this interact.
03:13:36
That's a woman.
03:13:37
Oh my God, I shot you. Are you okay?
03:13:40
Man I can't believe I just did that one officer
03:13:43
who subsequently drew his firearm while still in the.
03:13:47
Did he run for cover?
03:13:48
Why did he run to the other officer? Help me!
03:13:50
I've been shot, right. Get this bitch away from me.
03:13:52
He did in the approaching unit.
03:13:54
After a few seconds, it is.
03:13:56
You know what it is? It's a look at how he's standing.
03:13:58
It's like a fucking cartoon.
03:14:00
That's a there's a woman officer,
03:14:01
and they are peacocking, I believe, is the proper term.
03:14:04
Look how cool. Look how cool we are.
03:14:06
Look at me.
03:14:07
Look, nobody leans on a car like that on purpose.
03:14:11
Unironically.
03:14:12
It doesn't deserve to have his partner shot in the shoulder
03:14:16
since he re holstered the gun.
03:14:17
Moments later, the seated officer.
03:14:21
So does anybody feel bad for this guy?
03:14:23
He just pointed a gun at somebody
03:14:25
and then got accidentally shot with somebody pointing a gun at him.
03:14:28
I think this case is closed and there's no reason to give it
03:14:30
any more energy, because that's exactly what should happen.
03:14:34
Who subsequently drew right.
03:14:36
Don't you agree?
03:14:36
If you fuck with somebody
03:14:38
whenever the whole world agrees what you're doing is wrong,
03:14:41
the immediate deserves to get stabbed in the chest.
03:14:44
Whatever you did.
03:14:45
Yeah, whatever you just tried to do, expect it to happen to you.
03:14:48
That's instant karma.
03:14:50
And then I.
03:14:54
Threw his firearm while still in the driver's seat
03:14:57
and pointed it towards the other officer during the wait.
03:15:00
That's a that's not a woman's interaction.
03:15:02
The driving officer's firearm
03:15:04
discharged, striking the front windshield of that's a man.
03:15:08
And subsequently the left shoulder of the officer that was standing outside.
03:15:13
One of the standing is
03:15:15
he just has glasses or something that made him look like a woman.
03:15:23
So you know where this is going, right?
03:15:28
You know that,
03:15:29
the officer shot the sheriff?
03:15:32
I believe I can call the sheriff.
03:15:35
I know you shoot the deputy.
03:15:39
I would.
03:15:41
Yeah.
03:15:46
You want me
03:15:50
for the that,
03:15:52
I did want the right.
03:15:57
But I.
03:16:04
I tried every.
03:16:09
Fucking.
03:16:13
I said I.
03:16:20
I shot the sheriff.
03:16:25
That was the only.
03:16:29
I said I don't have.
03:16:34
Any I thought I would come back.
03:16:38
Yeah.
03:16:40
All up for the that I up, Sheriff,
03:16:44
but I, I be.
03:16:47
That's a lot of nuts
03:16:50
I got, I got, I got.
03:16:57
I got, I,
03:16:58
I got the sheriff but I didn't try to get.
03:17:07
I. Okay.
03:17:19
So you're obviously working.
03:17:22
You're not on a pleasure.
03:17:25
Obviously not
03:17:27
correct.
03:17:27
Obviously that nobody goes to fucking.
03:17:30
Where are you?
03:17:32
Reno. Reno.
03:17:34
Reno to gamble.
03:17:36
If you gamble on this, it's fun.
03:17:38
Prostitution.
03:17:40
That's fun to
03:17:42
know.
03:17:46
Do you know what else is in the,
03:17:47
Reno desert country road?
03:17:52
Fuck.
03:17:57
Yeah.
03:17:57
I leave your friend better than me.
03:18:03
Yeah.
03:18:03
Oh, my God, my Tana, before I finally.
03:18:09
Found her family.
03:18:10
I got.
03:18:15
As above, so below.
03:18:17
I hit this to the close that video.
03:18:21
Guys I cannot share anything on the side so
03:18:26
just side to the primary side.
03:18:32
When I'm about to nail.
03:18:42
Them any.
03:18:49
I mean middle of the map.
03:18:51
When my crime is so bad.
03:18:54
Sitting down by myself with the weeds.
03:18:56
You know, to get the smell of whiskey burning down Capri blue.
03:19:06
All I did for the army
03:19:07
for my birthday.
03:19:12
The trap of white trash for you, anyway.
03:19:18
I'm down to kill a key in the name of the.
03:19:24
Now the media's got a chopper in the air.
03:19:27
We got straight light back over here.
03:19:30
I want to thank you.
03:19:31
I really don't know.
03:19:33
You plan to stay away from Copperhead Road?
03:19:50
Coming through.
03:19:55
Callahan road.
03:20:01
Coming through.
03:20:08
You. You you
03:20:15
you you burn him in.
03:20:18
What was it?
03:20:19
What are you tell to burn him in North Carolina
03:20:23
full. Scooby.
03:20:25
That is the only way.
03:20:26
When somebody calls your mother, I'm behind you a swift.
03:20:29
Fuck that shit.
03:20:30
And the people who perpetrated it, they all deserve to die.
03:20:43
Good.
03:20:43
What are you joking?
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Five.
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That's pretty fucking cool with.
03:20:50
Thank you very much.
03:20:51
The monthly subscriptions means so much to me.
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I can't tell you how much they mean.
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And they mean something to every white person tonight. Do.
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What? You.
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What if you do?
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You are.
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VIP every night
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I'm you for.
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I for you.
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If you.
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I work for you.
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I want you.
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You'll pay for. You.
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You. You.
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You. You.
03:23:11
Thank you.
03:23:14
Thank you very, very much.
03:23:16
That mean a lot, Swift.
03:23:17
But let's not forget people like samurai, cicada, gunner, Pablo,
03:23:22
and everyone else who contributed to getting us halfway there.
03:23:25
The ninth.
03:23:25
I appreciate it.
03:23:27
Every night we do it, my friends.
03:23:32
Let's wallow in the pig just a little more.
03:23:35
How much do you think that just won't put up with work?
03:23:39
He decided to make you
03:23:42
your thing.
03:23:42
Here's my formal apology to black women and girls.
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I'm sorry. Oh, let me give you some apology music.
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We get started.
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By this.
03:24:02
I. Like.
03:24:15
Number.
03:24:18
You know I'm falling.
03:24:19
Let's make up. I.
03:24:26
Got. Game.
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The the reason why.
03:24:35
But promise this baby showers.