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Miss Legend hoax.
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That and so much more.
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You silly goose! It.
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Really?
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They.
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You. And.
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You see me?
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You. Me.
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Me. Baby.
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Me. You.
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On a late night. Do scroll
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blue light in my eyes.
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Won't blow of free trials.
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Whispering sign up inside.
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Up ahead in the side.
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My a son.
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Interesting plan.
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My card film light in my hair.
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Good thing I just click.
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Yes, I can.
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There it was in the pop up.
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I heard the subscribe bell
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and I was thinking to myself, this could be value.
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Well, I couldn't tell.
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Then it lit up a check box
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and it showed me the way I
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there were voices in the comments, I, I swear
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I heard them say welcome to the motel.
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Cancel for you see is such a lovely price,
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such a lovely price, such an endless vine touches.
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And despite plenty of terms at the motel, cancel for you
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any time.
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Name and you haven't.
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You can feel it.
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He her mind is algorithm twisted.
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She got the dope I mean bent.
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She got a lot of pretty, pretty tears.
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She calls friends
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how they dance in the dashboard.
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Sweet monthly sweat some click
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to remember some click to forget.
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So I called up supper and said please bring me my pants.
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They said we haven't had any sign ups here
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since we started flat rent.
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And still those voices call Gary
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but he don't pray.
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Wake me up at 2 a.m.
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on Monday night.
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That's Tuesday, by the way, just to hear them say, welcome to the motel.
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Sing for you see, in such a lovely price,
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such a lovely price, such an endless, such.
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They living it up at the motel.
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Cancel for you
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see what a nice surprise.
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What a nice surprise.
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Restrictions may apply.
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To me.
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To. Be.
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Me. Open. To.
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Be. Me
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on the paywall.
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The limited time deal seemed nice.
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And she said we are all just users
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here on our own device
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and in the premium office.
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They have coupon codes released.
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They go get it with the touchy feely clicks
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and get the time rates decreased.
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Last thing I remember,
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he was trusting in to draw.
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I had to find the cancel link
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I swear I'd seen before.
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Relax, said the health bar.
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We are programed to receive.
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You can opt out any time you like,
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but you can never leave me.
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In. B b b b
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d. E.
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The. The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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It's just a scripted comedy show.
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These guys are not experts,
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doctors, lawyers, therapists,
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or even particularly well-adjusted.
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Everything you hear his opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm,
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or just plain nonsense, any resemblance to real people events
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is purely coincidental and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage, cognitive
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dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urge to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from HR will be hearing about this.
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By the way.
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Hi Dave, side effects may include thinking, laughing,
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or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed in front of a live studio
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audience.
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Lie. False story.
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Fabrication. Intentional deception.
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Swindle. Hoax.
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Con. Hi.
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I'm Gary and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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Not. In
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is the French word for duck.
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So in, the Venn diagram
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of, where one circle is
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and the other circle is
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y, follow canard is the intersection of the two.
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Now, why on earth would
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a hoax be called a duck in French?
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Well, this dates back to the 16th century.
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And, simple origin is where we get,
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the term quack for a fake doctor.
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Except in the case of canard,
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it is the French phrase to half sell a duck.
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And, again, this is from,
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the 1500s,
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and I.
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It's come a long way since half selling a duck.
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I don't I'm not sure why it's half selling duck.
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I'm not going to try the French, but my French is way too rusty for that.
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But it's, half sell a duck, not sell half a duck,
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because selling half a duck, you're selling half the duck.
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I mean, you sell a side of beef.
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I've got neighbors that sell sides of beef,
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and for a reasonable price, about a grand or so, maybe 1200.
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Well.
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It means that you were selling a duck
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for a full duck price, but only provided half a dozen.
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Now, how do we get
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from there to outright lie?
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Because they're fabrication.
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Or, I can see the intentional deception.
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They're, trying to, you know,
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sell half of what
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you originally promised at that full price.
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But, it seems to be taking it a little further
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to get you to, outright lie.
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So, now you're not going to hear any canards here.
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I mean, we're going to we're going to cover some hoaxes and some frauds,
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and, that that's the primary content of our show tonight.
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But from us here at Flat Dragons,
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you're going to hear the truth, or at least
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as well as we can determine.
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And here's what I have to say.
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You could take what you like, leave what you don't.
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But I think,
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for instance,
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diabetes is a made up disease like food allergies.
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Now, don't get me wrong,
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Western medicine is good and has a extended
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life expectancy for us greatly.
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It's, just.
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You can trust the empirical evidence on this one.
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Just look at the numbers.
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You can see that we're living longer
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because of Western medicine, and
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and I only joke about the diabetes and and, food allergies thing.
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I've.
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I've seen people swell up for eating a tree nut.
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So relax.
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Just teasing.
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But they have lowered
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the numbers on diabetes to the point where everybody's.
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Pre-diabetic or something, so.
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So that they can treat you.
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But, the problem with Western medicine was, of course,
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we're addressing the symptoms.
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And, and it should be obvious to
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anybody who's ever seen a commercial for a pharmaceutical.
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It's ridiculous.
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The side effects listed at the end and that.
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Ask your doctor, like, I don't need to tell my doctor.
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I have,
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a disease or a planned procedure.
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My doctor is the one that prescribed said procedure
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or told me of a disease, and it's ridiculous.
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And so, absolutely, all of this is ridiculous.
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And the way they, diagnose mental illness is even worse.
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It's they come up with something, this dream of something,
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and then they try to see if things fit it.
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It is absolutely ridiculous.
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I've got more stuff that you probably won't agree with, but,
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but, history is wrong.
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The system is rigged, the paradigm is off and and on a scale
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that we cannot even fathom, we have it wrong
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in a more fundamental way
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than you even realize. The.
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Piraha people,
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if you haven't heard of them, they're, hunter gatherers in the Amazon jungle
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that are current.
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They're modern hunter gatherer culture.
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They have a language unlike any other language, and I don't know if Noam Chomsky
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was alive to hear about them, because we found them fairly recently,
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in Brazil and,
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he said,
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Noam Chomsky, that is said that all languages
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have the tenses, the past, future and the present tense.
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Well, the Piraha people not to be confused
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with social pariah, which is an outcast.
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And I should have had hay, cued up for this.
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But but that that's my outcast reference.
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But, social pariah is an outcast.
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And, and that brings me to my next point.
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More on the, people
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perhaps later, but,
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I used to have a foil hat conspiracy club,
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and we, by calling it the Foil Hat Club,
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you've got to point out you don't take yourself too seriously. And.
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A lot of the
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the the cover ups around some of these conspiracy theories
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are the conference that we're talking about,
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the fact, the simple fact that
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a lot of these conspiracy theories have panned out to be true.
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And the evidence, the vast preponderance of evidence
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of some of these things are undeniable
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and empirically testable and true.
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And the the evidence leads us to believe
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that these conspiracies were actually true.
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Still, even after all that,
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after full disclosure,
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people are still
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ostracized
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and belittled
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and made to look crazy, like nut cases, like like kooks.
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If if you call yourself a conspiracy theorist
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and or if you believe a conspiracy theory,
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even though so many of them
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have proven to be true.
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Some of our
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most deeply held beliefs are absurd.
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I imagine
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a terrifying dystopian
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future in which everyone is plugged in all the time.
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I realize that's not a unique or novel fear,
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but,
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it is
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what we appear to be heading toward this
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dystopian nightmare.
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I've got a couple other things,
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and I hate to agree with draw.
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And, I really do.
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I, I always hate to agree with draw, but,
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but in his case, his neighbors and the bad neighbors,
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in my case, I'm the one driving down property value.
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So, so I'm on the wrong side
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of my own argument.
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And, another thing I wanted to talk about is the inability
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to control one's own actions. I've.
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I've mentioned, Tourette's and,
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other just, loss of self-control.
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I was I was just talking about those,
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commercials for pharmaceuticals, and,
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so I, I pay careful attention when they come on.
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And this this one's kind of neat.
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This is called tardive dyskinesia.
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So tardif dyskinesia, that's involuntary movements of the body.
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And, and it does it drives me to this question.
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Who's at the helm?
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If you're not in control of what your body is doing?
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Tourette's. Same thing.
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Any, my grandfather had some, involuntary tics,
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or just me watching a funny show
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that laughter is involuntary.
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So who is in control?
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Who is at the helm?
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And, I've been
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I've been poking at it,
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but I want everyone to know
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that the the new prevailing story of why
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we dream is to protect the visual cortex in the back of your brain
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from being taken over as blind people, lose their sight.
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That part of the brain, the visual cortex, is taken over
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by the other senses, and that's why their other senses are heightened.
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Well, when you sleep, it felt laid dormant, but your brain was still active.
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Then it would be taken over by the, activity
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going on in your brain and dreaming
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is to protect that part of your brain.
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So you still have conscious,
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visual, understanding of the world around you when you are conscious.
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Now, I used to think that, the, the canard
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that we only use 10% of our brains, which is an old wives tale,
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and we'll get an old wives tale to those are canards as well.
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Well,
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I used to think that the 90% was your subconscious mind,
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and I just can't tap into it.
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But, I thought, heck, I might be fluent Mandarin for all I know.
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It's time to find out.
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Our subconscious isn't all that bright.
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And I was wrong. I was I was,
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I wasn't led to believe any of that.
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I came up with that canard on my own.
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And, now I have been dissuaded from that false belief.
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And the more false beliefs I'm able to shed, the closer to reality I am.
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So the Piraha people live in the present,
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and it is a good example of what to do.
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I don't think we should go back to hunter gatherers,
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but if a solar flare knocks out
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our, electric electrical grid
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and, and we lose
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modern society,
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those people will have a better chance of survival.
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And we will if we lose our infrastructure,
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they will still be hunter gatherers, and we will be converted
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back into hunter gatherers, which we are not used to doing.
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So the Piraha people will have a
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better chance of survival.
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Our thoughts
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are well, my thoughts are in English
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and that has the future past and present tense sentences.
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Another thing that the native people from this continent that is as far as I
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know, didn't have words for possession or,
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a currency.
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So when we were making trades and deals with the Native Americans,
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they didn't even the ones that were
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taught English, their thinking was still in their original language.
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So they didn't understand what kind of a,
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a trade, a deal they were getting into.
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Well, there's a lot of canards out there,
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and, the one I like to focus on
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is, Well, roll a clip grading.
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Perfect.
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I thought.
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I had.
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Done it.
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Before
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my best producer ever.
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You think you got the food?
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You kick the guy with
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it all
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right.
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All right.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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What's up?
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I would say.
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I want to thank you.
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Way. And.
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I know, I.
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Yeah, I know, I I'm still pretty hard.
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I'm going to come back around.
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What if I took a look at those two glasses
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in America isn't hiding in the woods.
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It's hiding in plain sight.
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And most of us were raised in it.
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What if Christianity isn't just a religion, but
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the most normalized death cult in America?
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Think of scriptures such as to live is Christ, to die is gain.
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Christianity has an obsession with death, not just with what happens after we die.
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Not just with the image of a man tortured on a cross, but with the belief
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that death is the answer to pain, to injustice, to identity, to meaning.
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For a lot of us,
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especially in black communities, that belief was fed to us is love.
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It showed up in our funerals, our worship, prayers, and our parenting.
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We didn't question it because it was everywhere,
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because we were taught suffering was holy.
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This life was in our home.
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But what if we've been trained to worship suffering, to fear critical thinking
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so long for an end instead of building a bridge to better?
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And what if that obsession with death, not just in fringe cults,
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but in mainstream Christianity, has quietly prepared
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generations of people to accept violence as righteousness?
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School, Italian ism as order, and Christian nationalism as a holy mission.
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I'm not here to attack your grandma's faith.
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I'm here to name was hurting us
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because until we confront the death cult at the heart of American Christianity,
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we will keep feeding generations into systems that rob them of joy,
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purpose, and power, all in the name of salvation.
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So let's talk about it plainly, carefully, and without flinching.
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What exactly is a death call?
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What if I told you that that was it?
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I have a second clip of that guy.
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Are you incognito?
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Are you.
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Are you a con man?
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Are you talking to me?
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Are you talking to me?
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Who are you
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trying to be?
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That's right.
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I'm not trying to be dangerous.
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Both in our drunk, in our dark.
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Did I smoke or did I spend a broad?
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No. You smoke canard, right.
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What, what's the second clip you have of him?
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I don't see it. You have a number?
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The one directly after that,
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right?
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It says buying a new computer. See?
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Because clip gets moved, gets moved to the front. Is it? Could it be?
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And this number ten and this. Yes. And this.
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Look, look on your giant screen there that I installed. Do you see it?
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It's off.
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All right.
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I guess there's no excuses.
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Then.
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I have to come
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to the realization that even if I do everything right,
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still, it's still wrong with me to my next God is beyond understanding.
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Functions as an escape hatch.
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Brilliant.
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Let's just end it. There. That's perfect.
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Yeah.
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That's that's actually the point.
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I don't actually a question.
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So the big screen reminded me, Brady,
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who in your household writes
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in all capitals.
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And why are they screaming my name?
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Oh, those are for cookies.
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I'm like, what is that?
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Is it for cookies?
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Let me zoom in on that. Hold that up there.
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Just keep holding that up there.
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There you go.
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Just in case anybody's wondering, that's Gary's price tag.
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His entire worth, his entire accumulation.
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Not just up till now, but his entire potential from now
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till the end and beyond.
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If you believe in that sort of thing is worth, $60
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worth of peanut butter cookies.
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It does say thank you.
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Oh, my.
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My tablet just fell. Oops.
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Okay, so I could wait.
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I can explain that pretty easily. All caps.
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Why are these? Remember my name?
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Who sells those cookies?
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I can't even say it. It'll give away the answer
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group.
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Can I say Girl Scouts?
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Yeah, you can, but I didn't want to say girls.
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Who sells the Girl Scout cookies?
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Because you girls.
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It was just simply girls.
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Oh, hey, girl Scout wrote this.
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No. Well, maybe.
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But there's a lot of children involved.
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And children, you know, there's boxes and boxes
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and mistakes get made after year after year.
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And eventually you're like, these.
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Go to who?
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Gary in the second line is to whom Gary.
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I could say they go to he.
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I'm fine with that. I was right there.
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You go to him was my message relayed?
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Are you just being pompous?
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Oh, are those my only two options in this point?
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Yes, they're both true.
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I'm being pompous, and your message is really all right, then.
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Did you ever pay that 60 bucks?
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I think you did.
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Yes. And I also paid you $60 for,
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this $75 worth of equipment that I have here that I'm not using.
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Right. I have a monitor in my truck for you.
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Well, it
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actually actually turns on and stays on.
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No kidding.
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Oh, well, this one turns on and stays on,
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and that piece of equipment and that is equipment.
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I got this little cord here that doesn't work on my phone.
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I got a lot of stuff.
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Your phone doesn't work on the cord.
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Let's. Let's be clear.
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The state I was not sold enough.
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I was misinformed
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that your phone USB port was mis repaired.
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Functional.
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Oh, okay.
00:28:59
No, no, actually, my complaint is
00:29:03
valid. I don't think they have a complaint.
00:29:05
I'm sorry.
00:29:06
I've, I just I'm good with everything.
00:29:10
I'm content.
00:29:12
The phrase is not being used consistently.
00:29:15
Do you have any new roommate?
00:29:19
No. I am not allowed to take in anybody, apparently.
00:29:23
That's good to know.
00:29:25
I'll take my sign.
00:29:29
What?
00:29:30
You have a vacancy sign in front of my house?
00:29:34
Oh, no, not in front of your house.
00:29:37
I have all boards all around the metro Detroit area.
00:29:40
Oh, now. Now looking for.
00:29:42
Yeah, it appears on a country diction, cruelty, absurdity.
00:29:45
Or in coherence needs protection.
00:29:48
It appears when the argument is under pressure,
00:29:50
it appears when the doctrine becomes morally uncomfortable.
00:29:54
It appears when the explanation starts.
00:29:55
What appears now and that since God is beyond understanding,
00:29:59
does not answer the question, it removes the claim from accountability.
00:30:04
It says this cannot be judged by ordinary standards of law.
00:30:08
Yeah, but so what's the problem with that?
00:30:12
Like, do you think
00:30:14
does I'm asking this gentleman here with the giant bug eyed woman glasses.
00:30:18
Do you think that God owes you an explanation of understanding
00:30:22
to a level that you can comprehend?
00:30:25
Because that seems kind of
00:30:28
egotistical. Wow.
00:30:29
My whole computer just wigged out.
00:30:30
Am I still here?
00:30:33
Yeah, barely.
00:30:35
Oh, yes.
00:30:36
There's a jury evidence or consistent of an issue because God
00:30:39
exceeds all of that when God's behavior seems immoral.
00:30:43
But God's ways are higher than ours.
00:30:46
When doctrine makes.
00:30:47
That's what that's what about his voice. Thank you.
00:30:49
Because all the words that we got were in your genes.
00:30:52
What is it down to?
00:30:53
A God's ways are higher than ours when doctrine makes no sense.
00:30:58
It's a mystery.
00:30:59
When doctrine makes no sense.
00:31:01
God has a plan.
00:31:02
God is suffering isn't viable.
00:31:04
Suffering can understand God's purposes.
00:31:07
But notice the direction of consistency
00:31:10
when questions move upward toward God, doctrine, leadership,
00:31:14
or the institution, suddenly everything becomes so mysterious.
00:31:18
Yeah. Wait a minute.
00:31:19
Wash your hands.
00:31:20
Keep speaking black. The individual.
00:31:22
So then everything becomes crystal clear.
00:31:24
I forgot, Mr. Black.
00:31:26
I thought is Indian. Certainly
00:31:29
you're Indian.
00:31:30
What's his catchphrase?
00:31:32
I mean, aren't we all in the outward when the church isn't even money?
00:31:36
Sexuality?
00:31:37
You just kind of wish there was a evangel when you talk worship or submission,
00:31:41
suddenly God is understandable enough to be quoted.
00:31:44
Explain, defended and enforced.
00:31:46
All of a sudden, Scripture is clear on the matter.
00:31:50
That's not humility, that's selective immunity, which
00:31:55
selective immunity I cannot.
00:31:57
What is it?
00:31:58
What exactly did that have to do with
00:32:01
the point?
00:32:03
Your point, anyone's point.
00:32:06
That's my main point.
00:32:07
Reframe what he just said for me.
00:32:09
Please.
00:32:11
Certainly.
00:32:14
Bray is the best at explaining this, that,
00:32:19
God is greater than we can understand.
00:32:23
It is, unfathomable.
00:32:26
But yet when it comes to organized religion,
00:32:32
they'll tell you exactly what he wants
00:32:33
and what his intentions are and or and and what he needs from you.
00:32:38
Exactly. Verbatim.
00:32:41
And what do you have a problem with that?
00:32:43
Oh, it's not I mean, you don't mean.
00:32:46
That's obviously the thing perspective.
00:32:48
You don't see the difference between oh, you go back to the
00:32:52
and or no, you don't see the difference.
00:32:55
You just go back to the you see,
00:32:58
God asked for a church.
00:33:00
He didn't ask for a religion.
00:33:01
I believe once again, which I've stated, man, I don't know if God asks for that.
00:33:06
I humans interpreted God asking for that.
00:33:09
God might not be something that's constantly talking to us.
00:33:12
We have maybe had just made that up, but there definitely is a creator.
00:33:15
It's something.
00:33:15
Did start.
00:33:17
Well, now hold on, I can't argue everyone.
00:33:19
There's definitely there's I don't see there's definitely not
00:33:23
there's a comma here.
00:33:24
It's I'm not saying there's definitely not a creator, but I'm saying there's
00:33:28
it can't be.
00:33:29
Definitely not a creator.
00:33:32
There might just not be a creator.
00:33:34
We have to. There is definitely
00:33:37
you had stated there's definitely a creator.
00:33:42
I have a problem with that.
00:33:44
There might it might be a random occurrence.
00:33:48
There's always if a random occurrence,
00:33:51
we know what you're doing, what spawned this random occurrence.
00:33:54
We'll see.
00:33:54
What you're doing is you're adding a word, the beginning.
00:33:56
Like something has to be born.
00:33:58
You said it in the occurrence.
00:33:59
So hold on, explain what this random occurrence could be
00:34:02
because there's something that we can't be getting.
00:34:04
This sounds like a cop out or something we can't comprehend a creator.
00:34:08
No, no. Yeah. That's what you're saying. Beginning with you might be delayed.
00:34:10
Oh, okay.
00:34:11
So that creates you.
00:34:14
If something always existed, it doesn't need a creator.
00:34:17
Or if it's something that doesn't even have to exist but still exists,
00:34:21
that would all be outside of our comprehension, right?
00:34:23
Yes, I do you.
00:34:25
I thought that it's weird because I thought that's what I'm talking about.
00:34:27
And then I was arguing for you and then I was I thought there was a
00:34:31
common understanding that, like at the beginning
00:34:34
of our known universe, common understanding.
00:34:37
Those are two words that I've never mentioned. Things
00:34:39
that we use today were created within the first few seconds of that anomaly.
00:34:45
Now that that's a that anomaly could exist all over the place.
00:34:49
What you just said was a theory at this point.
00:34:51
Yeah, everything's a theory.
00:34:52
I mean, I forget.
00:34:54
No, no, hold on, not everything.
00:34:58
I forget Brogan had on recently, but they were talking about.
00:35:01
And it was what I had brought up before about the Big Bang being
00:35:05
the Big bang being.
00:35:06
Can you say that against the Big Bang bang.
00:35:08
Big bang means even, you know, if everything was a singularity,
00:35:11
everything was so condensed that if you had an explosion, wouldn't
00:35:14
there be like,
00:35:14
multiple Earths on each side of because everything was evenly distributed?
00:35:18
I forget he had somebody on that.
00:35:20
They were saying that the heat map is just hold on.
00:35:24
It was distributed or distributed.
00:35:27
Both the distribution was distributed.
00:35:30
I know I have no leg to stand on.
00:35:32
I'm just saying there was there was evidence that the heat map
00:35:35
showed even consistent heat, which means that if there were to be
00:35:40
a event that there would be
00:35:43
multiple occurrences of this on opposite sides, would there not be?
00:35:47
Have you had would it have to be events, it sides, or would it be like 360?
00:35:51
How far would this even this go?
00:35:54
Just because you have
00:35:55
something on this side, does that mean that you automatically have one on
00:35:59
there multiplies by four, or do you multiply that by more?
00:36:02
If you're dealing with a 360
00:36:05
distribution?
00:36:06
Yeah.
00:36:07
Background radiation looks pretty. Yeah.
00:36:10
Pretty even.
00:36:11
And except for the microwave background radiation that's from like
00:36:14
that's a it's from the way way long ago.
00:36:17
We got better
00:36:20
instruments nowadays.
00:36:21
We don't necessarily look at that as much.
00:36:23
But it is interesting.
00:36:24
Just the fact that that is the known universe, that's all we can see,
00:36:30
which is probably like
00:36:33
0.00001% of what's actually there. Yes.
00:36:38
But so but adding a creator to the whole mix doesn't answer anything.
00:36:42
And it just adds to you a not just creator thing.
00:36:46
You like to think that it's like someone like you and I just kind of
00:36:49
going, oh, here we go.
00:36:52
Yes, you, we we make an argument that there's possibly something
00:36:56
or draw labels it more and then you'll say, well, it's not a dog.
00:37:05
Oh. Well, okay.
00:37:07
I'm so like we were saying, it was a dog or,
00:37:11
person like creator, and I wasn't going to put
00:37:16
it was Elon Musk somewhere else, like, manipulating.
00:37:18
Oh, look, I created a universe. No.
00:37:21
Yes. Go ahead.
00:37:22
Gary, if something can affect the universe,
00:37:25
like, move space, time,
00:37:28
matter or energy moves,
00:37:31
if something can have an effect or that and the physical world,
00:37:36
then it
00:37:38
empirically renderable.
00:37:41
If it cannot, don't work, it cannot.
00:37:44
Or if it cannot, if it cannot, if it does not exist.
00:37:49
Whoa. That's
00:37:51
just telling. Yeah.
00:37:52
Well, measurable
00:37:54
or non-existent.
00:37:57
Still, pride month,
00:38:00
but that's candy.
00:38:04
For candy month, I thought it was Juneteenth.
00:38:06
It's rainbow candy.
00:38:07
That's very confusing.
00:38:08
Yeah. So Father's Day, by the way.
00:38:12
By the way, I don't listen to I had a great.
00:38:14
So thank you for this.
00:38:15
Every day. Every day is Father's Day.
00:38:18
Okay? Right.
00:38:20
My mom got mad at me because I didn't really reach out
00:38:22
to my dad on Father's Day,
00:38:24
but his birthday is in fucking, like, two weeks anyway, so.
00:38:26
And I'm going to be up north for the 4th of July for a week.
00:38:29
So it's like, it's I hate these home hallmark holidays.
00:38:32
I'm so glad my girlfriend is on board with just like Sweetest Day, Valentine's Day.
00:38:37
We don't give a fuck.
00:38:38
It is the dumbest shit. Because you know what I do?
00:38:40
I do gestures all year long, so I don't need some fucking
00:38:44
hallmark holiday for everyone else to go.
00:38:46
Hey, buy your bits and flowers. You know what I do?
00:38:48
I never buy my bitch flowers. You know what?
00:38:50
I buy her all the time.
00:38:51
Food, fucking, I drive, I do all kinds of shit all the time.
00:38:55
I pay for most things because, you know, that's that's what a dude should do,
00:38:59
you know? Yeah.
00:39:00
And as far as your road,
00:39:03
I have gotten your father the Sunday newspaper.
00:39:07
And I know your dad like the big six Sunday newspaper.
00:39:11
And I have made a special trip to the store to make sure he got his copy.
00:39:16
So I do, I do joke about,
00:39:20
like, dogs being the being our kids.
00:39:22
Because I love that people. All the kids hate that.
00:39:24
Yeah, I did I did get I thought it was nice.
00:39:26
I did get a thank you from, my, my girlfriend's sister
00:39:31
basically saying that I'm more of a father
00:39:33
figure to, my other, my other
00:39:37
my girlfriend's other sister's children than their own father is.
00:39:41
And so at first I was kind of like, that's weird.
00:39:42
But then I was kind of like, you know, that's nice.
00:39:44
But at the same time, I don't like to think that way, but that is the truth.
00:39:48
But, yeah, fuck that.
00:39:50
I compare that to trans women. You're not a father.
00:39:53
No offense.
00:39:53
It kind of sucks. Yeah.
00:39:54
As this shit draws you.
00:39:57
Not a trans woman.
00:39:58
He was actually drinking so much.
00:40:00
So because he he he streams on Twitch, he plays Fortnite all the time.
00:40:03
And so we just kind of watch, occasionally his stream
00:40:06
and then kind of mine it for
00:40:08
because he talks and is too dumb and talks a bunch of stuff and like
00:40:12
he reveals in court stuff and his plans that he was trying to, like, get the,
00:40:17
child support knocked down.
00:40:20
And so we were able
00:40:21
to, like, tell my girlfriend sisters some news in advance, but, he's he drinks
00:40:25
so fucking much like, I don't know, I would contested with Will or worse.
00:40:30
To where he was throwing up.
00:40:33
I need to go to the hospital.
00:40:35
Oh, yeah.
00:40:36
Okay, that's.
00:40:37
We're kind of hoping he dies.
00:40:39
Fingers wait. Fingers uncrossed. Wait.
00:40:43
I don't want him to die.
00:40:45
We just
00:40:46
hate hate, hate hate hate hate hate hate, hate the human monkey one.
00:40:50
Whatever. Floating in the.
00:40:52
It will spend infinite energy trying to control things.
00:40:55
It was never given a steering wheel for other people's opinions.
00:41:00
The past, the future.
00:41:03
What your past lover is doing, who your future lover will be.
00:41:07
Whether the people.
00:41:08
A room like you both. One man. What's one?
00:41:12
I'm married.
00:41:12
I never even considered.
00:41:14
I'm going to have a future lover.
00:41:16
Yeah, you can ask. It's all one punch, man.
00:41:18
No, that's the only one. Punch me. Okay.
00:41:20
I wasn't sure whether the universe agrees with your timeline.
00:41:25
None of it.
00:41:25
Answers to that were one punch, one handed it the keys to your
00:41:30
random flip and everything.
00:41:31
The timing of this is it should be out of your mind.
00:41:35
You know, South Park became a thing, and then everyone kind of like South Park
00:41:38
kind of looking characters, and it kind of took over.
00:41:40
That's kind of what I'm saying.
00:41:41
No where.
00:41:41
Like if someone wanted to draw
00:41:43
like a random cartoon, they might go with that, that style.
00:41:46
Yeah, I remember that anime Punch Man.
00:41:48
They just used just the clip from the pandemic.
00:41:51
No, I'm just saying I think like it's it's getting it.
00:41:54
I first heard of it from you and it's, it's come up ever since then.
00:41:57
And so at first I'm like, this is stupid.
00:41:59
And then it just it snowballed. And I, you know, that you see it more often.
00:42:02
So it's interesting that you heard it for you, dad, I heard it, but I
00:42:07
don't give a fuck.
00:42:10
The fact that it isn't
00:42:11
is the source of nearly, social media have been big on brown butter.
00:42:16
So I made brown butter cookies and then use butter.
00:42:19
Roasted me out of the blue.
00:42:20
Have you tried brown butter like that for Juneteenth?
00:42:24
Brown butter? Blue.
00:42:25
What?
00:42:26
I did make brown butter for Juneteenth.
00:42:29
It's pretty.
00:42:30
That's what I called Bonnie Blue after she, did a string of.
00:42:33
What did he say?
00:42:36
The term black dudes?
00:42:38
Oh, yeah.
00:42:39
Of course.
00:42:41
The any form of suffering you've ever experienced,
00:42:45
every minute spent trying to control the uncontrollable, is a minute
00:42:49
stolen from the only territory you actually owned yourself.
00:42:55
So stop losing sleep over that.
00:42:57
Aren't yours to read it on myself.
00:42:59
You don't get peace by gaining more control.
00:43:02
You get peace by accepting how little you ever had
00:43:05
and pouring everything in by drinking a lot of beer.
00:43:08
Patch of ground that was actually yours all along.
00:43:12
You don't drink a lot of beer.
00:43:14
The human mind. But I do mean tragic flaw.
00:43:16
I mean, essentially, I guess you can look at it as maybe not,
00:43:20
you know, like so there's the argument of the universal consciousness.
00:43:23
There's argument of,
00:43:25
yeah,
00:43:26
I mean, you looking at how I is, right?
00:43:28
Yeah.
00:43:29
Like because I have one like baked
00:43:31
I that I go to for all my stock information
00:43:35
and I fed it all kinds of back loaded information that it knows.
00:43:40
And so if I start a whole new thing, it's
00:43:42
like it has no idea that this other conversation existed.
00:43:46
And so it has its own perception on things.
00:43:50
It constantly gets shit wrong, actually.
00:43:51
Even real time like numbers, it's like, hey, what's the stock doing?
00:43:55
And it's like, oh, it's up 12%.
00:43:56
It's like it's up 6%.
00:43:57
And they're like, oh yeah, you're right. Fuck.
00:43:59
And so it's weird that it's also an idiot.
00:44:04
It's it's so do you think that each
00:44:07
each individual person then in a sense is their own computer?
00:44:11
Maybe there isn't a universal consciousness.
00:44:13
And we all are our own AI algorithm.
00:44:15
And that's how you get somebody that thinks, you know, Donald Trump
00:44:19
is a is a great person versus Donald Trump is the devil.
00:44:23
You know, because the algorithm somehow was different lead to it.
00:44:28
You know, I mean, we're each our own computer and own our own
00:44:31
algorithm, I guess, like statistically, yeah, that was one of my key principles.
00:44:37
My monologue today is that we've all got it completely wrong.
00:44:43
Well, guess you can be
00:44:44
thrown in on Earth and nobody else is here.
00:44:48
And you put your fully formed adult human being.
00:44:53
You wouldn't know what's going on, what you thought you would,
00:44:56
so you would still go, oh, I need to eat, I need to drink, I need to fuck.
00:45:00
Like there would still be these basics built in.
00:45:03
There wouldn't be this like, hey, I need to,
00:45:07
like, have a certain idea on
00:45:10
society or like, oh,
00:45:13
white man bad, black man, good or black man good, white
00:45:17
man bad, or all the colors in between that we seem to always forget about.
00:45:21
And you wouldn't necessarily be reaching for your phone,
00:45:24
but have you ever had, like, your phone vibrated in your pocket
00:45:28
and you reach in your pocket and then you look at the calendar and it's over there.
00:45:31
It wasn't in your pocket.
00:45:33
What is that weird leg twitches and so happen.
00:45:36
It's happened to me a lot, too, where, like, I know it's my leg twitching.
00:45:39
It's just some, like, weird. You can look it up.
00:45:41
I forget it's a but did my leg association do the phone? But
00:45:48
did my leg do that before I had this?
00:45:50
Awful. Yeah.
00:45:51
There was times that I didn't carry a cell phone.
00:45:54
Yeah, dude, I was watching.
00:45:56
I finally watched the the for some reason, the 50 cent Puff Daddy
00:46:01
documentary, and they had some like,
00:46:05
like it's several years old like now.
00:46:08
But they had some on showing like, and you forget that
00:46:11
just like in the early early 90s, it was rare for somebody
00:46:16
to be recording out in public with a fucking camcorder, you know, like.
00:46:20
Yeah.
00:46:20
So to have have just this footage of like, what was it?
00:46:25
I think it was when biggie was shot.
00:46:27
They, like, had pulled out
00:46:28
and there was this just crude footage of their vehicle leaving,
00:46:32
and somebody was yelling, oh, there's biggie, there's making him some shit.
00:46:36
And then he got shot.
00:46:36
And it was just because I'm like, man, will they have better footage of this?
00:46:40
And then I was like, oh wait, it was the 90s.
00:46:41
I'm like, this is so rare to have that.
00:46:45
Like, it's just weird to think about that.
00:46:47
We we lived in that era, you know, you guys more than me.
00:46:51
But like
00:46:52
but it's it's such a foreign concept.
00:46:57
Yeah.
00:47:00
I, I are we moving away from our nature?
00:47:04
No. Because I feel like the ultimate goal
00:47:08
is to elongate the lifespan of our organism.
00:47:14
Whereas the only way by doing that is by breeding with,
00:47:18
a computer that can out
00:47:22
work us in certain avenues.
00:47:25
And I don't know if that's ultimately like, you know, ants build anthills,
00:47:29
bees mind honey like, I don't know if that's our ultimate goal
00:47:33
or of just procreation has has set that on
00:47:36
fire to where like, we've we're
00:47:39
procreation and elongating our lifespan and expanding the species
00:47:44
to where it doesn't die has has garnered that as an outcome to help.
00:47:48
You know, ants do that.
00:47:49
You know, ants pollinate more than bees.
00:47:54
I just killed a I did not know this weekend.
00:47:58
Yeah,
00:47:59
you're killing plants.
00:48:01
That's fucked up.
00:48:03
There's a couple babies around.
00:48:05
I was like,
00:48:07
Then I let them settle and then I did it again.
00:48:10
Fuck them all up, and then I drown them all.
00:48:13
Yeah. They will. I sprayed poison all over.
00:48:16
Brady was outcast.
00:48:19
He, already mashed up.
00:48:23
Yeah.
00:48:23
Yeah, I mean, no, you know, remember God told to do it.
00:48:26
You know, I, I don't remember all 150.
00:48:32
You weren't here for
00:48:35
and for them, but I was here.
00:48:37
Oh, to save gas like that other dipshit.
00:48:40
So two things come to mind.
00:48:41
One white people and two, that one, that one South Park,
00:48:46
South Park episode where he carries his balls around in a fucking wheelbarrow.
00:48:50
Yeah, I don't know.
00:48:51
I've got a, I've got a, tractor mower that can pull,
00:48:56
quite a bit of weight.
00:48:57
I can just have a pole. I got my pole trailer.
00:48:59
I just kind of pull it behind the my tractor mower.
00:49:02
I prefer the tractor mower.
00:49:05
Yeah, yeah.
00:49:05
So what you're bragging about right now is I can go to the store and buy stuff.
00:49:10
This guy made this fucking.
00:49:12
You know, it was good.
00:49:13
Yeah, I know, yeah, yeah, it was gifted by
00:49:18
was to go.
00:49:18
Oh I'm privileged and wait my money wait for those daddy blows already.
00:49:24
Anyhow, hold on a second, everyone.
00:49:27
And he didn't even call his dad on Father's Day.
00:49:30
I know right?
00:49:32
I sent him a text at like 930 or 9.
00:49:35
Would you say thanks for the tractor, dude?
00:49:36
Oh, yeah. And by the way, happy Father's Day.
00:49:39
No, he bought it for me last year.
00:49:41
A here's tip for me recently.
00:49:43
Here's something I stopped doing this year.
00:49:45
I have a bunch of people that texted me
00:49:47
Happy Father's Day, and I usually or even Happy birthday.
00:49:50
I usually say thank you. Yeah,
00:49:54
but just for being born or just for
00:49:58
having sex two times with my wife and having children.
00:50:01
So I this is the first year I didn't
00:50:02
I didn't reply and I didn't get any other feedback.
00:50:05
It's been a few just came back a thank you and that's it.
00:50:09
No, I didn't even send back a thank you.
00:50:10
I didn't I didn't know I had no thank you send done.
00:50:15
Oh no no that would be the opening.
00:50:16
And I would say something good okay.
00:50:18
Yeah. Right on. Well that that takes you.
00:50:21
Well see I think the texting is pretty shitty.
00:50:23
I think really, it's kind of a convenient way to just get things out of the way.
00:50:28
What do you mean? All right.
00:50:29
Written word. Yeah.
00:50:31
Of course.
00:50:31
And no one ever gained anything by the written word. No.
00:50:35
But you're mocking about the time was perfect.
00:50:37
Like, it doesn't attack you.
00:50:39
It takes no energy to text somebody.
00:50:42
It takes almost no thought.
00:50:43
It takes no energy. You kidding me? It's.
00:50:45
You know how much of a burden it is. The text back.
00:50:47
Most people that I have to
00:50:49
use right now and fucking.
00:50:51
Oh, right.
00:50:52
To make sure. But he's right.
00:50:54
Yeah, I make things properly.
00:50:56
I don't want to thing to people that take things out of context,
00:50:58
especially like if it's a work situation, I will sit there and make sure
00:51:02
it can't be misconstrued as like angry or like the work is totally different.
00:51:08
Do you text work or email?
00:51:10
I email more at work, like when I text somebody at
00:51:13
least team.
00:51:14
Even when I use teams, typically I have to do a report through email
00:51:17
at the end and say per our team's message or per our text.
00:51:20
So I'm like, can't we just get that whole text thing?
00:51:24
You do that yet?
00:51:26
Cover my ass and document everything I do?
00:51:28
Yeah, no, I just do that.
00:51:29
I, I'm passing along information from one customer
00:51:32
to another, or from one entity to the other.
00:51:35
I was like, okay, per our conversation earlier, this is what you requested.
00:51:40
Hey, person that I'm passing the buck to, this is, you know, it's that way.
00:51:44
It's up front
00:51:44
that we then have to read through the because shit gets lost in translation.
00:51:48
You should use an app.
00:51:49
We should do a whole all that well. Are you?
00:51:54
Yeah.
00:51:54
Speaking of work.
00:51:56
Yeah.
00:51:56
Where are we? In the middle of anything?
00:51:59
I forgot to put the fucking.
00:52:02
We're in the middle of a show.
00:52:03
Yeah,
00:52:05
I forgot to pull up the,
00:52:08
Well, a quick story, so I've had the chat
00:52:10
like my fingers literally on the button because I.
00:52:14
I'd like to zoom in, but, you know, wait.
00:52:15
I think it's, like, gotten, like, slightly bigger over the years.
00:52:18
And it's just this started as a tiny little thing.
00:52:20
And I don't know if that's like a stye, because I knew a kid,
00:52:22
we used to call him sty Guy, but the what it's like, right on.
00:52:25
You're like, I like that right on the cell.
00:52:27
I don't know if like that's considered,
00:52:29
but I finally the other day I just decided to go, you know,
00:52:31
I'm just going to like, fuck with this thing.
00:52:33
So I like popped it and it, like a bunch of blood came out,
00:52:36
and I just kept, like, losing the blood out.
00:52:38
And then I just sort of slowly dab
00:52:39
got a button that over the course of like two days
00:52:43
and then I at night I put Neosporin with a little like a makeshift bandage,
00:52:48
and then it just turned into a scab and then the scab though off and
00:52:51
it's fucking gone.
00:52:54
It fits that
00:52:55
they tell you not to fuck with that shit because you're supposed to make it worse.
00:52:58
That's not true.
00:53:00
They don't make money.
00:53:01
You cannot.
00:53:02
Yeah, you can do it yourselves if you have one.
00:53:04
Just fucking follow it.
00:53:05
Well, there's no medical advice. This is not.
00:53:08
This is not medical advice.
00:53:09
I do videos and I said, yeah, this is investment advice.
00:53:14
Honestly, that entire conversation was just a set up just to make Brady say that.
00:53:19
Yeah, let's play a game, draw
00:53:25
all these people,
00:53:28
you know, where in the world is draw.
00:53:31
You well, is blood called in the fly down in room?
00:53:37
Duncan, are you in with TSA about it?
00:53:40
Is that explain to tell the story hits a drop like that clears up where
00:53:46
he's been.
00:53:47
But the loudest thing about him is the closet that he's in.
00:53:52
Well, tell me where in the world
00:53:55
Dr. Drew.
00:53:56
Yo, Yujiro.
00:54:01
Ontario, Canada.
00:54:04
Incorrect.
00:54:05
A lot like, So this place is known for lethal driving
00:54:08
and nightmarish traffic on, nationally dangerous drivers.
00:54:13
According to data study published by Forbes advisor.
00:54:18
This area ranks among the among
00:54:21
the top ten most dangerous cities for driving in the United States.
00:54:24
I that's information for me to know.
00:54:27
I didn't know that you're off I-95.
00:54:30
Severe traffic congestion.
00:54:33
Poor road design.
00:54:36
Yeah, the sounds like Michigan.
00:54:42
Fuck.
00:54:43
I'm dying.
00:54:44
Oppressive. What?
00:54:45
You said Summer, he wrote that means oppressive suffering.
00:54:48
That means it affects minorities more than.
00:54:52
Hold on. Wait.
00:54:52
It would affect the fair skinned more than.
00:54:55
What did he say?
00:54:58
Summers routinely bring weeks
00:55:00
of triple digit temperatures exceeding 100 degrees.
00:55:03
Arizona.
00:55:05
That's incorrect.
00:55:08
We need a city and state.
00:55:12
Tallahassee, Florida.
00:55:15
I like how you don't realize
00:55:18
why I said city and state
00:55:21
when I said it.
00:55:25
Oh. You were in Austin, Texas.
00:55:29
Incorrect.
00:55:31
Severe storms and tornadoes.
00:55:34
Unexpected.
00:55:35
Bad. Unexpectedly bad for hair health.
00:55:39
The fuck local.
00:55:41
An analysis by CW 33 news revealed that this area's
00:55:46
intense UV rays, heavy winds, and highly mineralized hard water
00:55:50
make it the fourth most damaging environment for a hair.
00:55:54
What? Who does he say?
00:55:56
Are you?
00:55:56
Fuck in Houston, Texas?
00:56:00
Incorrect about my hair.
00:56:01
Are you in Dallas, Texas?
00:56:03
San Francisco.
00:56:04
Nice.
00:56:07
I knew those to.
00:56:09
Yeah. Give me a second. I got to find our dude.
00:56:11
I didn't even think about him. My bad guy.
00:56:13
I know he's got one about Dallas, Texas.
00:56:15
Did you freak out the club?
00:56:16
Because they dare to say hello in your rage.
00:56:21
Quit when the ice serves.
00:56:22
That to go
00:56:25
where in the world is your legendary.
00:56:29
Yo, Jiro.
00:56:34
Dallas was one of the first things I thought of
00:56:36
when he said the poor, road, design is.
00:56:40
Man, they've got some stupid interchanges.
00:56:45
Yeah, it was stupid, driving around trying to get beer and then get some food.
00:56:50
Yeah, yeah, you'll end up driving 3 or 4 miles while you were on a two mile trip.
00:56:55
Yeah. That's good.
00:56:55
That means there's space out there.
00:56:58
But, Yeah.
00:56:59
Hold on, hold on. Don't go on anything yet.
00:57:00
I got this.
00:57:02
Give me two seconds. We gotta just tie this.
00:57:05
Tie this end.
00:57:08
Where is it?
00:57:09
Goddamn it!
00:57:10
I gotta bring him up.
00:57:11
He's in.
00:57:14
While you're bringing that, Gary, you be getting a lot of wins lately.
00:57:18
Can't run it.
00:57:19
What do you think of Major League Baseball issuing warnings to the Giants
00:57:22
pitchers who wrote Bible verses on their rainbow hat for pride nights?
00:57:28
Maybe, this is that for me.
00:57:32
I stand firmly against both
00:57:36
the the
00:57:37
pride month and the the Bible verses.
00:57:41
Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
00:57:43
I think
00:57:46
I want to right now, you know, it's,
00:57:49
for the both people.
00:57:52
See, I think you're right.
00:57:53
They have a they have a freedom of speech and expression.
00:57:56
Except it's not what they're doing there, though.
00:57:59
They're they're writing it on their company's uniform.
00:58:01
So therefore they're both writing this, you know, to each other.
00:58:05
I mean, it's what they're both doing there and that and it's.
00:58:07
And so my favorite part the connection was, is the Bible verse
00:58:11
talks about the rainbow and the promise that God made in the Bible.
00:58:15
I'm not saying there was a flood.
00:58:16
I don't want to debate facts or non facts, but the Bible states that
00:58:20
the rainbow stands for,
00:58:23
you know.
00:58:23
Yeah, we know what I mean. Not that.
00:58:25
Not the promise of
00:58:27
LGBTQ to put a titty
00:58:31
plus minus, but the Bible's very anti-gay.
00:58:36
Well, so is Dallas.
00:58:38
This is about Dallas, Texas.
00:58:40
Dallas was founded in 1841.
00:58:44
Doubtless Texas has in Dallas County.
00:58:47
And the school, due to his Dallas school district,
00:58:50
he has about 1.3 million people.
00:58:53
They have lots of malls. So yes, they do.
00:58:56
The Galleria mall in Dallas, Texas, the NorthPark center.
00:59:00
More and more they have.
00:59:06
Dallas Museum of Art is there.
00:59:09
They have the Dallas you. Oh, yes, indeed.
00:59:12
And when you need to fly, you go to Dallas for worth International Airport.
00:59:16
You do Dallas World.
00:59:18
Look where he is located in Dallas, Texas.
00:59:22
Right.
00:59:23
Here's a fly me museum and the great Trinity Forest.
00:59:27
Yes. Thank you. Yes.
00:59:29
And to have lots of traffic because they have lots of an earth state.
00:59:34
They have a nice account. Oh, yes, indeed.
00:59:37
This is a wrap about Dallas, Texas.
00:59:40
Dallas, Texas.
00:59:44
Beautiful.
00:59:44
That was worse than usual.
00:59:47
And he's great.
00:59:49
I can only speak to the great.
00:59:54
All right, go back to your, the baseball thing.
00:59:56
Right.
00:59:56
So, I don't know, I feel like if one's allowed to do it,
00:59:59
the others are allowed to do it. I feel like neither of them should do it.
01:00:02
But if they both want to do it. Fucking who gives a shit?
01:00:04
You should be able to just draw a dick on his hat.
01:00:07
You know?
01:00:09
I don't know,
01:00:11
I don't think you're allowed to even, if you have a good message,
01:00:16
I don't think you're allowed to put it on your company's
01:00:21
equipment.
01:00:22
What if I don't like your company hat and did a bunch of shit with it?
01:00:26
Right?
01:00:28
I forget who you are going after.
01:00:31
Oh, no.
01:00:32
Is they removed?
01:00:35
Apply to a leader.
01:00:36
Remove it. You mean like delete? Oh. She's there.
01:00:39
No, she hasn't posted anything since that skydiving thing.
01:00:42
And that was shortly after she had that fresh air amputation.
01:00:45
I'm kind of concerned.
01:00:48
Yeah.
01:00:50
When you throw, I mean, your head.
01:00:53
Are you speaking or listening?
01:01:00
In the water,
01:01:02
when you talk to yourself in your head,
01:01:06
are you speaking or listening?
01:01:11
I think it's a legitimate question.
01:01:15
Which one do you want me to answer?
01:01:17
I mean, you talked about dreams.
01:01:18
You talked about dreams.
01:01:20
I've always thought dreams are running.
01:01:22
Just you doing, like, dry runs of scenarios.
01:01:25
Oh, see, now, I don't have dry runs.
01:01:27
I have wet dreams.
01:01:29
Yeah, yeah.
01:01:31
Well, it would.
01:01:32
It's ridiculous weirdness.
01:01:35
Like, I don't know why I have to feel uncomfortable, but, sometimes I'll.
01:01:40
I'm ready for school, even though I haven't been to school in 42 years.
01:01:45
But I forgot my homework and I forgot to wear pants.
01:01:48
And I'm late for my exam that I didn't study for.
01:01:51
And, I feel anxiety when I wake up over all this is going on
01:01:57
because I, I've even had a I haven't had a school dream in forever
01:02:01
because I left that long ago, but or two but.
01:02:04
Yeah, but is that why you're still for job?
01:02:06
I used to work at haunted me for the longest
01:02:10
time, and I used to tell my my bitch all the time about that.
01:02:14
Those dreams.
01:02:15
And she's like, there's some weird there.
01:02:17
She's like, there's something.
01:02:18
It keeps going back to that place, like.
01:02:21
And I don't know if, like, I going have a lawsuit
01:02:23
at this point just based on, like how many dreams I had about.
01:02:29
It was a bad place to work.
01:02:30
It wasn't the greatest experience.
01:02:34
The BMW dealership shout out to, idle dumb.
01:02:37
It's up.
01:02:39
I don't know, he doesn't own it anymore, but, yeah,
01:02:43
I've got stories I could tell about,
01:02:46
him drinking and driving and,
01:02:50
him treating the women different than the men.
01:02:52
And, same thing with several of the, whatever.
01:02:56
That's fine.
01:02:56
John and Wayne, and that's cool. No, that's that's.
01:02:59
We can just move on from that.
01:03:00
My name is Draw Car.
01:03:02
So is anybody else not wondering about the dreams anymore?
01:03:06
There's a little bit of regressed, hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate,
01:03:10
hate it. There. You see her?
01:03:13
No. I've loved it since I show us on the dial.
01:03:16
Here. They touched you.
01:03:18
It's.
01:03:18
They made me pay for, an accident. I was I
01:03:22
was being overworked at the time.
01:03:24
There was five people that got that did my job, when I got hired in.
01:03:28
And three months later, I was the only one doing that job.
01:03:31
And then I was the only one doing that job for for three, 3 to 4 months.
01:03:35
And then they would bring in owners, kids and stuff like that,
01:03:37
who would just be piece of shit workers.
01:03:40
And so, you know, you're, you're allowing one person
01:03:43
to do the previous job of five people because you realize, oh,
01:03:47
this guy just kicks ass, so let's just fucking work him like a dog.
01:03:51
And then when he, like, is racing around and he acts like bumps, a fucking
01:03:55
Mini Cooper, let's make him pay for it.
01:04:00
Because we don't want to use our insurance,
01:04:03
so we're going to make him pay for it.
01:04:08
$1,400.
01:04:09
It ain't 14,000 shit to me fucking today, but it's the principle of the thing.
01:04:13
And I have a message.
01:04:13
That son of a bitch and fucking say, spoke through a fucking,
01:04:17
before I quit Facebook.
01:04:19
I told them off and I was like, motherfucker, I want that money back.
01:04:21
Not not based on that, I need it.
01:04:23
It's based on principle.
01:04:25
You're a fucking piece of shit.
01:04:27
Yeah.
01:04:27
It's good to hear that you let that go. Yeah. No.
01:04:30
Yeah, right, I care.
01:04:31
I helped validate that guy.
01:04:33
The Wayne's, the general manager at the times, daughter's wedding.
01:04:37
You know, like, I, I wasn't, like, some piece of shit.
01:04:40
You know?
01:04:41
I was an honest young kid just looking,
01:04:45
trying
01:04:45
to impress somebody that worked in the ass dealership.
01:04:48
If you.
01:04:49
If you work at a dealership, that is a sleazy work place.
01:04:52
No matter if it's a fucking Toyota or it's a fucking fancy BMW dealership
01:04:58
sleaze exists in those avenues.
01:05:02
A salesman are the worst sharks.
01:05:04
You usually in those avenues, views of its host produce the script.
01:05:09
It does you or anyone who draws your opinion.
01:05:13
Yeah. Or even draw this is draws opinions.
01:05:16
So this is a I'm going to I'm going to counterpoint.
01:05:20
I do installs
01:05:22
the installs break fix for a lot of dealerships like because
01:05:25
especially when, Lithia took over for suburban, they got they merged.
01:05:31
So I got to see all of them.
01:05:33
And you're mostly right, but there's one dealership that stands out
01:05:36
and that's Audi.
01:05:39
I don't I'm not saying dealership.
01:05:41
What is it? What?
01:05:42
I same owner owned the Audi dealership across the street.
01:05:46
So if you have, you know, if you know a okay.
01:05:49
But they don't own nobody owns those buildings anymore.
01:05:52
They sold the business.
01:05:53
That's so this is this is all stuff that is just all hearsay.
01:05:57
But I can't go to
01:06:01
sue me for defamation.
01:06:03
Allegedly. Allegedly.
01:06:05
No, no, this is fact.
01:06:07
I would say this to the out of witnesses.
01:06:09
I know people they like work there too, that we we
01:06:14
the owner was fucking
01:06:15
she on as the the general manager.
01:06:18
The sales manager John was was fucking the owners.
01:06:32
By the way, are you hungry or you make your sandwich?
01:06:34
Or if a sandwich is. What is it?
01:06:36
Was your fix or fucked sandwiches? Stupid fuck.
01:06:41
This is the beer that I found here that I'm drinking.
01:06:42
Revolver brewing blood and honey, terrace style.
01:06:46
We, is troubled, but this is probably our best stay.
01:06:52
Now, if you.
01:06:53
You mean that previous random things to me draw now show it.
01:06:57
Well. It's fine.
01:06:58
They kicked us out of the thing.
01:07:00
It's already been done.
01:07:01
Let's just move it. Evolve. I didn't want to interrupt.
01:07:04
Fucking already played the sandwich bumper, so
01:07:07
just kind of
01:07:09
all goes great with the LGBTQ plus sandwich.
01:07:13
Then, rainbow.
01:07:15
Okay, I
01:07:17
already forgot. What? The beer.
01:07:18
What do pus sandwich?
01:07:20
Roast beef and tubed meat in there.
01:07:23
Oh, it it's better.
01:07:25
It's so much based on the T,
01:07:28
G and Q plus a couple other things added in for good measure.
01:07:31
We'll start with the lettuce, which is dealer's choice.
01:07:34
You can go with tough and rugged crispy lettuce
01:07:37
just so happens to be in Luke's Mount Rushmore of rock.
01:07:41
Yes, water? No.
01:07:43
Crispy water. Jazz blues fusion.
01:07:46
I know, I remember
01:07:48
it is a two, by the way, for fact checking.
01:07:52
I was told that if you eat iceberg lettuce
01:07:55
or celery, that's another thing, that it is actually a calorie deficit.
01:07:59
It takes more energy to eat than you gain.
01:08:02
And that is not true, because only 10% of ridiculous amounts submerged.
01:08:07
You can also see, like the Boston bib
01:08:09
lettuce, which is more flimsy and dainty, just like the people of Boston.
01:08:13
You can also go with a bottle that is what's like Boston.
01:08:16
Whatever you choose.
01:08:17
Not sure you put your lettuce
01:08:19
on this sandwich parallel to the bread, not the condition you lost.
01:08:23
I don't want you to.
01:08:29
Tell you that I'm not putting lettuce on it.
01:08:31
Do you put lettuce on a sandwich?
01:08:33
I do, you just.
01:08:34
That's a salad, or it will be too thick and you'll come to this area.
01:08:39
That's funny.
01:08:40
Also, make sure your lettuce isn't this wet
01:08:42
before you try to slot it on to the sandwich.
01:08:44
Guacamole is a dip from Mexico made from avocados.
01:08:48
Start by playing a quick game of wow,
01:08:50
he almost got these up to get the green stuff out.
01:08:53
Most people don't want to do this, but if you cut open the pit, you can get,
01:08:57
oh my gosh, we've seen this.
01:09:01
Are you kidding me?
01:09:02
This is amazing.
01:09:04
Oh we've seen this on flat trans live
01:09:09
because I had to Google if this was true or not.
01:09:12
A more Glock for Carter out of there.
01:09:14
We'll chop up some onion.
01:09:15
Oh my God, how happy news.
01:09:17
Because every sandwich needs pickles well together.
01:09:20
Recycling.
01:09:21
We can re flavor glitter and some pepper and pepper.
01:09:23
Pepper and I think too much cilantro bro.
01:09:26
Why do you say pepper sandwich.
01:09:27
So I'm going to go really easy
01:09:29
and just include around 17 molecules worth of cilantro.
01:09:32
Now I'm going to make too much.
01:09:34
And I'm going to use the little moment which is baking bacon.
01:09:37
When you stuff this sandwich in your face, you want to put cilantro,
01:09:40
which is a terrible LGBTQ apart.
01:09:42
So baking it ensures easy melt in your mouth bites for everyone.
01:09:46
You're going to want cilantro, tomatoes.
01:09:48
Much like the lettuce, you can choose any tomatoes you want.
01:09:51
According to the internet, some great options are early girl
01:09:54
beef steak, German queen, Big boy, black
01:09:58
Prince, Green Giant, or field tomatoes which come from a field.
01:10:01
And finally we'll eat as in cheese.
01:10:04
Could be a slice of queso.
01:10:06
Could be queso fundido or queso blanco or Tex-Mex style queso.
01:10:11
Figure out where you want to be on the case so continuum and just go with it.
01:10:15
Why is Blanco White?
01:10:16
That always confused me.
01:10:18
I'm going with a boring piece of straight up queso.
01:10:21
Okay, it's spicy Havarti, traditional Danish queso for sandwich assembly.
01:10:25
We'll start by putting our bread into the toaster where it doesn't
01:10:28
quite fit so long flip flop, but at least until it's average temperature,
01:10:32
that's for our vertical hot closet, like a monarch butterfly.
01:10:35
Except instead of flying 3000 miles a year over several generations
01:10:39
while feasting on milkweed and growing 2700 times
01:10:42
its original weight, or clapping its fancy wings the whole time,
01:10:47
it's more like two pieces of toast.
01:10:49
We'll take that guac, which will spread out on the bottom.
01:10:52
You can also top the sandwich with quark or Switch every time you make it.
01:10:56
Now we're going to add the bacon.
01:10:57
You want to make sure the bacon goes
01:10:59
between the guacamole and the lettuce, which we'll add next.
01:11:02
Now we'll add our tomatoes.
01:11:04
They're sliced thin
01:11:05
so you don't get the problem of double tomato thickness,
01:11:07
which can cause the sandwich to slide apart.
01:11:10
But remember,
01:11:10
you must coat your tomatoes with flavor glitter to fully bring out their taste.
01:11:14
And this is also a great place to add some pepper pepper, pepper.
01:11:17
And now I'm going to add the kaso.
01:11:19
And then we're back to the bread. But there's one more thing.
01:11:22
And it's called mayo.
01:11:23
And it's not just the tomato thickness which can cause the sandwich
01:11:27
to slide apart.
01:11:28
But remember,
01:11:28
you must coat your tomatoes with flavor glitter to fully bring out their taste.
01:11:32
And this is also butter is a gateway.
01:11:35
And now I'm going to add the cap.
01:11:37
And now we're back to the bread.
01:11:38
But there's one more thing. And it's called mayo.
01:11:41
And it's not just because of my genetics I mean obviously I'm a
01:11:45
one quarter French person, not so naturally predisposed to.
01:11:51
These ingredients who are also expecting you to do that.
01:11:54
So it's not a total surprise, but more like a welcome thing
01:11:56
because they're hungry and maybe because they said,
01:11:59
why don't you go in the kitchen and make me a sandwich as a joke?
01:12:02
But you went into the kitchen,
01:12:03
maybe you hungry or you make your sandwich, or if that
01:12:07
first counter joke and now they regret it because you're going home.
01:12:10
This sandwich tastes so good, and they actually believe you because it's true.
01:12:16
Also, as you want, you could try my fork chops,
01:12:18
which have heavy duty noodle lifting power, but if the long prongs scare you,
01:12:23
then you can try my miniature spork chops instead, which have moderate
01:12:27
just to be viable.
01:12:28
In case you didn't catch that little change, there.
01:12:31
Did you catch it?
01:12:33
Yes. I went to hear
01:12:36
should. Did.
01:12:39
It's more like two pieces of toast.
01:12:41
We'll take that Glock which will spread out on the bottom.
01:12:44
You can also top.
01:12:45
But you managed to bring along or that's better.
01:12:48
Now we're going to add the bacon.
01:12:49
You want to make sure that
01:12:51
between the guacamole and the lettuce which we'll add next.
01:12:54
Now we'll add our tomatoes. They're sliced thin.
01:12:56
So you don't get the problem of double tomato thickness
01:12:59
which can cause the sandwich to slide apart.
01:13:01
But remember on noodle clamp ability.
01:13:05
And if you find the noodles are just too long and heavy,
01:13:07
I modified these chopsticks to allow you to cut the noodles down into
01:13:11
smaller bites.
01:13:12
I call them chopsticks if you enjoy slurping your noodles.
01:13:16
Wait, those chopsticks had spoons on the end or were they nice?
01:13:20
Nice, nice.
01:13:22
But he changed the name to chopsticks
01:13:27
because they chop
01:13:29
right?
01:13:30
Too many, which is all makes.
01:13:32
And it's all the whole purpose of your whole purpose of ramen is simplicity.
01:13:35
Not that the complex layers chop is their stick.
01:13:41
You feel like a beater.
01:13:42
I invented this ramen lift to help adjust the height of the bowl to perfect
01:13:46
the altitude, or the angle of the bowl, to easily access any specific noodle.
01:13:51
This is powered by an 18GHz four train induction motor with fly
01:13:55
train suspension and see, he says shit like that, and next thing you know, he's
01:13:59
fucking working for his boss with no glory, no reward.
01:14:04
I force thrusters and definitely isn't just my friend
01:14:07
moving a pole up and down because Devin isn't my friend.
01:14:11
And if you have a hard time lifting as many noodles as you want,
01:14:14
you could try my fork chops, which have heavy duty noodle lifting power.
01:14:18
But if the long prongs scare you, then you can try my miniature
01:14:21
spork chops instead, which have moderate but reliable noodle clamp ability
01:14:26
and if you find the noodles are just too long and heavy, I modified this one
01:14:30
here to allow you to cut the noodles down into so many things.
01:14:34
I can't make you sandwich.
01:14:35
Oh, don't.
01:14:35
If I sandwiches.
01:14:36
What is it with your finger sandwiches? It's sandwich.
01:14:42
Sticks my back.
01:14:42
Computer I know is
01:14:46
that is my favorite segment of the show.
01:14:49
Gary, are you in the market for a new computer?
01:14:52
No, no, I don't need one.
01:14:55
Well, then where to? Using it?
01:14:57
Yeah.
01:14:58
Well.
01:15:00
Oh, I don't need one.
01:15:03
I don't need one.
01:15:05
I'm. Everyone knows everyone needs one all the time.
01:15:07
With Christmas and Hanukkah just a few months away, you're
01:15:10
just a few months away.
01:15:12
It's, you know, maybe some older children.
01:15:15
I may have already put them away.
01:15:16
I'm sorry. Not Seinfeld. The other guy from,
01:15:20
you know, wanted lists.
01:15:22
And I'm wondering about before you buy a home computer, counselor.
01:15:25
Phyllis lied about you.
01:15:26
See what she was looking for, give you a look at what you could buy.
01:15:29
Oh, yeah, you should buy. Oh, what? You shouldn't be asking.
01:15:32
You know, Stone, you see those parts? Yeah. For the place.
01:15:34
It seems everybody is interested now in home computers.
01:15:37
Well, so far, look at the hairspray on that.
01:15:39
Just a fraction.
01:15:41
A small fraction of a rainbow being sold in the United States.
01:15:44
But because our technology is growing by leaps and bounds, computers
01:15:48
can help us with a lot of household items for grown as well as for kids.
01:15:51
We can.
01:15:51
Well, we could Sky woman schoolwork and
01:15:55
a master bedroom that could teach us not to whack off.
01:15:59
But I'm interested in having something that I can use a word processor with.
01:16:02
What do you like? Like
01:16:05
is it for a child?
01:16:08
Like, what do you like?
01:16:09
You old school computers?
01:16:12
Like you like what are you excited to like?
01:16:14
He's like, I'm excited to use a word processor.
01:16:17
Processor? I want to type.
01:16:19
I want to type some things out.
01:16:21
And it's like that's like.
01:16:24
Pretty big.
01:16:25
The small. Yeah.
01:16:27
Pretty old. But I remember
01:16:29
I was excited this guy now he it might just be because he's black.
01:16:32
But go ahead let him finish his sentence here.
01:16:36
Ways to make money
01:16:39
I mean he's a savvy motherfucker.
01:16:40
He's like, I want to make some money with this motherfucker, but you didn't exist.
01:16:43
So, like, what ways could you make money with it?
01:16:47
They can be used to tell you what's playing at the theater.
01:16:50
Oh, there, there wasn't that.
01:16:52
There was.
01:16:53
Or what you do in the closet.
01:16:55
Yeah, they were called busses. They were just bulletin boards.
01:16:58
So you'd go on a bulletin board, you see, just like.
01:17:00
Just like the bulletin board corkboard at your office or front of chair,
01:17:04
you can look for all your dresses.
01:17:06
Let's say they're red, and you type in the machine once you've programed to the,
01:17:11
So Wayne am guru.
01:17:15
Guru.
01:17:15
Oh. He's a computer expert.
01:17:21
Today's standard is.
01:17:22
And all the expert is a no.
01:17:25
He's a retired. He's a computer. Retired.
01:17:27
Tony, 26, answers.
01:17:29
Right, I, I techie numbers.
01:17:31
So I typed in numbers for four weeks, one time after school, every day to print.
01:17:37
Print out the horrible, horrible two dimensional picture of Alfred Newman.
01:17:42
Oh. Hold on.
01:17:45
Let me hold that thought.
01:17:47
All that.
01:17:52
Basic
01:17:52
computer setup is about as basic as you can get.
01:17:55
You take this basic can you set.
01:17:58
You put it in the tape recorder.
01:18:02
Technically, it's a chess player.
01:18:04
It's a tape player and a computer.
01:18:06
It it never records.
01:18:09
It's a cassette drive.
01:18:10
Information into a cassette drive would also be acceptable.
01:18:14
The company's explaining this complex
01:18:17
machinery here.
01:18:19
The computer, the program comes and feeds it out.
01:18:23
Computer land. Oh, yeah.
01:18:25
And your television set.
01:18:26
If you could bake a cake and go from step to step and follow the instructions,
01:18:30
you can write a program that's called a recipe asshole
01:18:34
that already you can bake a cake out on your television set.
01:18:38
If you could bake a cake and go from step to step and follow the instructions.
01:18:41
Oh, he's talking about you can write, program and use computer.
01:18:44
But when you thought puree, you thought he was redefining.
01:18:47
What's this?
01:18:47
What's in his mouth?
01:18:48
A fucking big ass blank.
01:18:50
You're just thinking that because we plant blind and
01:18:53
you see, he's like, I want to make money.
01:18:55
And then he's smoking a stogie like that to make sure you'll be able to operate it.
01:18:59
Almost as if it's not just a stereotype
01:19:01
due to hardware from a hammer and a screwdriver, ever.
01:19:04
It could take you a while to learn.
01:19:05
You can learn a language just watching this guy's mustache,
01:19:09
and this goes in his hair like that,
01:19:11
and his hairstyle and his clothing choices are not just a stereotype.
01:19:15
Look at this. Chaplin.
01:19:16
What is this? Charlie Chaplin in the background there. Hold on.
01:19:20
Yeah.
01:19:20
It is seriously.
01:19:24
So I'm not going to nerd out or whatever,
01:19:26
but I actually I don't remember the company, but this
01:19:30
this is
01:19:31
nerd.
01:19:35
Oh, man.
01:19:36
He's got a Hitler mustache in the background.
01:19:38
He's got the Chaplin, whoever that is. Chaplin.
01:19:41
Yeah, but he's got it.
01:19:42
Is it Oracle?
01:19:44
One of the companies had Charlie Chaplin as their little mascot guy.
01:19:47
Okay, so maybe this is in a few weeks, but don't expect to buy the machine.
01:19:52
Go home, be a whiz at it.
01:19:53
It's going to take months before you can do anything with it.
01:19:57
Many youngsters learn computer science.
01:19:59
Yeah, because then when people get it, they turn it on.
01:20:00
They're like, they push something, they type something.
01:20:03
Everyone missed Incredibles. Nerdy joke.
01:20:05
I just like he said, you can learn a program basically.
01:20:09
Basic. Yeah.
01:20:11
They were shooting by the machine. Go home, be a whiz at it.
01:20:14
It's going to take really months before you can do anything productive with it.
01:20:18
Maybe you'll be able to do.
01:20:19
You'll be a coder within these days.
01:20:21
But you make sure the code brings them.
01:20:25
You can say someone basically did something
01:20:28
and they didn't have to do the thing basically, basically, basically.
01:20:32
All right.
01:20:34
So this is the Toshiba T100,
01:20:36
which is the precursor for the Cyberdyne T-1000
01:20:40
computer.
01:20:40
UBI is simple enough so that even an adult can use it.
01:20:44
So what we try to do is, develop a self teaching manual
01:20:49
so that as you take it right out of the box,
01:20:52
that's a semi manual.
01:20:54
The manual teaches itself.
01:21:01
Acts and tells
01:21:02
you how to hook it up, how to even hook it up with your own television.
01:21:05
Set it. Okay.
01:21:08
I don't mean to be.
01:21:08
Wait it out.
01:21:09
But that is not a printer in the background.
01:21:11
That is a griffin.
01:21:13
That's a computer screen.
01:21:14
Yeah, as well.
01:21:15
And learn to teach yourself as well.
01:21:17
There's a fake printer in the background.
01:21:19
I'm very confused why there's a screen that shows a printer going on it.
01:21:23
Oh, and you also have to teach yourself about prices.
01:21:26
Computers, right?
01:21:28
No you don't.
01:21:29
Prices are exactly the same for every other range from 100 to 10,000W.
01:21:34
Price to store price,
01:21:38
price.
01:21:39
Yeah $10,000.
01:21:41
What do you do with that?
01:21:43
Dollars.
01:21:44
But the cheapest models may not turn out to be the most economical.
01:21:47
You're probably better off not going that low end and staying in a medium
01:21:50
range price range. If you really want to be.
01:21:52
What are you saying is you want to get the, Commodore Vic?
01:21:56
I mean, if you've never used it before, it is really matter.
01:22:00
Yes, yes it does.
01:22:03
If you're playing Nintendo 64
01:22:05
and you've never played PlayStation like does, it doesn't matter.
01:22:10
Do you have any friends?
01:22:12
They'll tell you right now.
01:22:14
Could you imagine if you pulled out like an Atari 2694?
01:22:17
Everybody's playing like a river raid.
01:22:21
Every single generation of like,
01:22:24
like Atari to Nintendo, Nintendo to Super
01:22:27
Nintendo, Super Nintendo to Nintendo 64.
01:22:31
You said Super Nintendo. There was
01:22:33
I said it earlier,
01:22:34
but there was always like this noticeable upgrade until
01:22:37
like a certain era to where they were kind of like every single new system.
01:22:41
It really doesn't look that much.
01:22:43
There's not this dramatic leap of,
01:22:47
process like graphic quality anymore.
01:22:51
And then they come out
01:22:52
and say that they've hit that range, that they've hit that like,
01:22:56
you're not really going to get anything that looks
01:22:58
to, to much better than what we're able to do now.
01:23:01
If anything, it just gets faster to a certain realm as well.
01:23:05
And we're starting to hit that.
01:23:07
I think I quantum computing GPU
01:23:10
market people aren't buying GPUs to play games anymore.
01:23:13
They're they're buying them to make offline
01:23:18
language models. Yeah. Masturbate.
01:23:20
But now may not be the best I got.
01:23:24
So I got some from the same time period.
01:23:26
I have some porn for when we get on the rumble.
01:23:28
You guys are going okay.
01:23:29
Oh, the cat.
01:23:29
When you get the masturbation, if you can wait a few years,
01:23:33
you may be able to find a wait a few years.
01:23:37
Yeah, yeah, you're gonna need a few.
01:23:39
Hey, if you're in the market for some groceries and you can wait a few years. Yeah,
01:23:45
actually, those will go up in price.
01:23:46
That was a bad example. Bet a bargain.
01:23:49
The home market should evolve fully by now.
01:23:51
If you could wait 3 or 4 years on a computer, you could,
01:23:54
you could get a better bargain on this computer,
01:23:56
which will be completely worthless by then.
01:23:58
1985.
01:23:59
Are we going to see a decrease in prices as computers become more popular?
01:24:03
They'll be a decrease.
01:24:04
No, they are still right around $1,000 for a good price
01:24:09
member in school.
01:24:09
And they mean you have to like handcraft shit though you like.
01:24:12
You wouldn't make the graph yourself.
01:24:14
You'd have to like plot the points and then connect the dots like
01:24:17
those were the numbers.
01:24:18
Those were the numbers I was typing to draw out there.
01:24:20
Do that shit. And they don't do that shit in schools anymore.
01:24:23
Do the the teach kids to do the
01:24:26
I don't know, I don't even think that is they don't teach them cursive.
01:24:28
So I'm probably not plotting. No.
01:24:31
Was that drafting? Would that be considered drafting?
01:24:33
I don't know, but I know having to do that.
01:24:35
And I know that like computer, you just plug in the data
01:24:37
and it just does it for you these days.
01:24:39
So I'm just curious as to how much
01:24:41
how retarded I, I say the same thing almost every week.
01:24:45
The more shit we offload to computers and I,
01:24:48
the faster we are becoming obsolete as human beings.
01:24:51
So yeah, but do you feel like that's that's why there's a large gap
01:24:54
in human existence over time to where, like,
01:24:57
you know, maybe, maybe the reason why there wasn't shit
01:25:00
written in the Pyramid of Giza is because, like, I don't know,
01:25:04
everything was on the computer in the rhino there in the rocks.
01:25:06
We just don't have the drive.
01:25:08
We don't have the adapter to control nothing.
01:25:09
It was just everything was like, no.
01:25:12
Yeah. It is that super mainstream?
01:25:14
Yeah.
01:25:14
Puts like a crystal at the heart of this.
01:25:17
Joel. Man, speak for your money.
01:25:19
Yeah, that's a great that's a fucking great idea.
01:25:22
You get more for your money as the man said.
01:25:24
But you have to know when you're buying a bargain.
01:25:26
And one way to know what you want and
01:25:30
I must be, of course, the Jew lady wants to know about buying a bargain.
01:25:32
Yeah.
01:25:33
I don't trust her.
01:25:34
For some reason, it's the New York.
01:25:36
It's not the Jew.
01:25:37
And the way to find a discount is synonymous.
01:25:40
She's a burg.
01:25:41
She's a discount.
01:25:42
Stores with toll free 800 numbers.
01:25:44
And do some comparative shopping on the telephone.
01:25:47
And speaking of comparative shopping, two weeks ago,
01:25:50
you can't use your computer because you don't have it yet.
01:25:52
Knowing that prices of developing
01:25:55
around to have to call out, you know, you can fuck off.
01:25:59
You know, this other place said it was going to be this price and it's like
01:26:02
I'm supposed to be the worst part.
01:26:04
When the computers were written, they were super good deals.
01:26:06
There was a place at 60 Mile Van Dike, if you would call them and say, hey,
01:26:10
do you have the new video card?
01:26:11
They did know that, you know, the super special for whatever.
01:26:14
And they'd be like, yeah.
01:26:15
And then when you got down there, the asshole salesman would have bought it.
01:26:18
So you had you couldn't even call around.
01:26:19
You had to go there and get it off the shelf, otherwise people would steal it.
01:26:23
Never, ever call the store.
01:26:25
Never.
01:26:25
Rule number one about Slickdeals never call the store.
01:26:29
You just check out the labs and the price,
01:26:33
right?
01:26:33
You could check online.
01:26:34
Once again though, you're buying your first computer.
01:26:37
That willoughbys including tax comes out to $0.47 a print.
01:26:42
Unlike other labs, they will charge you
01:26:44
one price for processing all the film, whether or not all the negatives come out.
01:26:46
So, you know, it's amazing to me that, yeah, so many.
01:26:49
So when computers first came out to everyone wanted to print,
01:26:52
wanted to print their photos because they lost that ability.
01:26:55
They needed them in a drawer somewhere or a box or in an album.
01:27:00
You want to put up print porn,
01:27:02
but to what you said to that effect of like losing history or gaps.
01:27:05
So if everything's on a computer and then we lose electricity,
01:27:08
for example, or the technology to view them, we're toast.
01:27:11
It's done, it resets.
01:27:13
And I think the obvious, the efficiency is always going to go to that.
01:27:18
People are going to want to be able to change and edit instantly
01:27:21
without even thinking about the ramifications.
01:27:23
And then what's the only thing remaining through that 12,000 year period?
01:27:26
Shit, that's been engraved in stone.
01:27:30
Let me ask you this.
01:27:31
You're a guy who knows science or the computer
01:27:34
shit more than most, is there?
01:27:38
You had me going there, going like Wi-Fi signals and like things like that.
01:27:43
They can be picked up over time.
01:27:45
Like, could.
01:27:46
No, no, I mean, yes, I mean yes.
01:27:50
Well no. Yes. Well no. Yeah.
01:27:53
So when you say Wi-Fi
01:27:54
signals, they're no different than the good old fashioned Am radio signal.
01:27:58
Okay.
01:28:00
Radios over time that are still emitting
01:28:03
like if, if they could you I guess not.
01:28:06
Otherwise people probably would. But.
01:28:08
So yeah, we sent out, remember.
01:28:10
No, I was sending out what I'm saying locally.
01:28:12
Can we like, tap into like if I don't know it was emitted,
01:28:16
can we somehow build bouncing around?
01:28:20
I feel like I'm on the Big Bang Theory.
01:28:21
Know the episode when they.
01:28:22
When that one, guy on TV shows her shows the dumb girl that you can make
01:28:27
a clock out of a potato and she says, wouldn't that solve our energy crisis?
01:28:32
Can't we just power off a potato when we're listening to some
01:28:35
the sound in the distance?
01:28:37
I mean, what's what are we what are we tapping into?
01:28:40
We're right. Like,
01:28:43
but it's
01:28:44
coming in a wave, and there's this one wave.
01:28:47
Is that, like, how that works?
01:28:49
Well, I know you have, you have a wave runner, whatever you want to call it.
01:28:53
So I know. Yeah, one wave makes multiple ways.
01:28:55
So there's definitely an echo, right.
01:28:56
And does that wave, does that wave go forever though, or does it eventually?
01:28:59
Nobody lasts for longer than you think, especially on a very minor level.
01:29:04
You just don't actually effects until it actually changes permanently.
01:29:09
There's a kicker too.
01:29:09
So if there's if there's cloud layer, there's better signals.
01:29:14
Not maybe not satellite, but Wi-Fi, just terrestrial radio signal changes.
01:29:19
There's a river.
01:29:22
What? Say what?
01:29:23
What again, it disturbs the sediment and changes the environment forever.
01:29:27
So it's,
01:29:29
the radio wave?
01:29:30
No, the jet ski going through.
01:29:32
So you would assume that the the radio wave as well, right?
01:29:35
It disrupts in, like, just like the cosmic radiation
01:29:40
and microwave background, we could be able to read
01:29:44
that there had been radio signals in the past right.
01:29:48
Would be not I don't know, I think they're not
01:29:52
I mean, I don't that that would be some pretty sensitive equipment
01:29:55
to be able to see the minute difference in a radio
01:29:57
wave bouncing off like the desert or something or whatever you're saying.
01:30:01
I mean, the whole ancient alien theory probably,
01:30:04
probably has measurable to a minuscule level,
01:30:07
but it goes to the fact that they had,
01:30:08
you know, there was aliens and they had technology.
01:30:10
So at what point does how it always goes back to aliens with you?
01:30:13
You lost me.
01:30:14
So I'm just saying there's the you know, if there was a civilization in the past
01:30:18
that had that type of technology that we have right now,
01:30:21
all these signals that were bouncing around at some point
01:30:24
where we have detectors that could no, they escape it.
01:30:28
So imagine if you let off, like, what are those things? Those
01:30:32
I, I forgot they're like non-lethal.
01:30:34
They put it and all these start bouncing everywhere
01:30:37
from that one movie with Adam Sandler.
01:30:39
They're like rat's nest or whatever. And they all hit the ground.
01:30:41
All these babies start flying everywhere.
01:30:43
The babies don't bounce forever, and neither do sound waves.
01:30:47
So eventually they're going to settle or stop.
01:30:50
Yeah, but if you had a sense in a sense, I don't think so.
01:30:53
Because not in space, things continue forever.
01:30:56
Because there's no sure, sure, gravity, that's a vacuum.
01:30:59
It should just
01:31:02
ride until it. Yeah. Until it's acted upon.
01:31:04
Its gravity.
01:31:04
Everything is I mean, there's a there's I go with the whole theory
01:31:08
that like, every everything exists all at once, all the time.
01:31:13
Yeah.
01:31:13
Plus with radio waves, there's a carrier wave and that
01:31:16
and then there's the actual signal.
01:31:17
So just because forever,
01:31:20
you could pick up the fluctuation of the carrier wave,
01:31:23
you would have to understand and have the decoder
01:31:26
for whatever language it was spoken in and whatever signal.
01:31:30
Yeah.
01:31:32
Otherwise it would just
01:31:32
be static and, you know, noise.
01:31:35
The decoder, we pick up those signals all the time from space
01:31:38
where we don't know what the fuck they are.
01:31:40
Don't forget, they they think that they're exactly what you just said.
01:31:44
Echoes and remnants
01:31:45
from signals that we sent out or bounced around and eventually made.
01:31:48
It made its way back to a receptor.
01:31:52
Right.
01:31:52
Okay.
01:31:53
I never thought about that, but yeah, that makes sense.
01:31:54
Right?
01:31:56
That's how much how much left in this gobbledygook.
01:31:59
Channel seven exclusive.
01:32:02
It's not good news.
01:32:04
It had on time. Different.
01:32:06
You just realized if you just realized it's a draw.
01:32:08
Like, how much time was this guy?
01:32:09
I mean, this is this because it's sometimes if you really.
01:32:12
I've seen something people I love know I'm really jealous.
01:32:14
I'm just speaking of.
01:32:16
So it will take you longer to do it and the perspective of computers, it's funny.
01:32:21
Later guys to check.
01:32:22
On the other hand, if you're going to do all your bookkeeping at one time,
01:32:25
you can put a program, you can do your own program.
01:32:28
Once you get proficient at this game, you can put the program.
01:32:31
It's going to be in our own, like QuickBooks.
01:32:33
This like in our own lifetime. It did.
01:32:35
We went from computer Neanderthals to like computer experts.
01:32:40
And then in another fucking 30 years, we're
01:32:43
going to look back and go, computer Neanderthals
01:32:47
to 2025, I think, or even 2024.
01:32:52
They officially declared the PC dead
01:32:56
like it's there's more people that it's don't dabble in the futures.
01:33:01
There might be workstations for people
01:33:02
that actually need it, but people interact on their phone.
01:33:05
Most people the higher percentage of laptop, even laptop
01:33:09
period or no, no laptop, no tablet, everything on their phone.
01:33:13
Weird. Like everything.
01:33:15
The only time they're on their computer is when they have to for school,
01:33:18
for editing and shit or doing.
01:33:20
No, I need you need more screen.
01:33:22
I guess you could always type picture.
01:33:24
So in that case, you're a graphic designer.
01:33:26
That's not what I'm talking for.
01:33:27
A tool, people still use it, but for daily interaction.
01:33:30
Sure, people used to use their phone is like a little shuttle
01:33:33
or an outpost for their computer.
01:33:34
They would come home and they would download their shit
01:33:36
from their phone back to their computer.
01:33:37
So they added all, yeah, I never understood.
01:33:40
I never understood the people that felt like they needed to get a high end Mac
01:33:45
just because they, like, surf the internet and,
01:33:48
maybe look at some pictures and it's like, no, like, for
01:33:52
people like me who do do stupid video editing and
01:33:56
dumb music shit and stuff like that, who on a high end working machine that,
01:34:01
you know, especially if you
01:34:02
have no kids, you know, it's worked fits perfectly in the budget,
01:34:05
but you're also you're entitled to say that
01:34:07
and they're also entitled to spend too much.
01:34:09
What are they going to say? I'm entitled. Period.
01:34:11
Oh you are, but I was trying to.
01:34:13
Well, that's why I said there's no kids.
01:34:14
It's why it fits into the budget.
01:34:16
I'm not entitled.
01:34:16
I'm just smart, savvy.
01:34:19
You know?
01:34:19
I can savvy, but I'm personally you. Dink.
01:34:23
Are you a dink under the means?
01:34:25
Does your wife, work? I call her your wife.
01:34:28
You don't have a wife?
01:34:29
Yeah, she works.
01:34:30
Why wouldn't you work?
01:34:31
Yeah, I think so. You're a dink.
01:34:34
Well, which is fine. Which is fine. We.
01:34:35
What does that mean to you?
01:34:37
What does that mean? Dual dual income? No kids.
01:34:39
So you have the ability to buy a graphic workstation and then know
01:34:43
I had this before we lived to juggling, make a fucking sandwich.
01:34:49
Well, that's unfortunately
01:34:51
whoever's fault the decided to not.
01:34:54
I'm not complaining, but I'm not complaining.
01:34:56
I'm just, being critical of your position, which is fine.
01:35:02
Totally fine.
01:35:03
Why is that to be criticized?
01:35:04
Perfectly fine.
01:35:06
Is it an that or what?
01:35:08
To be criticized to be saying that?
01:35:09
Well, I know how to use a computer.
01:35:11
I use it to do things, so I need one.
01:35:13
But other people don't know how to.
01:35:16
Typically, if I hear 1 or 2, I'm like, all right,
01:35:19
I know how to use when I hear somebody talking in the third sentence
01:35:22
in a row starts with I, I have a tendency to just kind of check out.
01:35:26
That's giving my perspective.
01:35:28
We're at a fucking show.
01:35:29
I don't know what else you want me to do.
01:35:31
I want Gary to talk.
01:35:33
I'm just I'm waiting for him to talk to you.
01:35:35
That's a conversation like that.
01:35:39
Let this fucking be over, bitch.
01:35:41
Finish this fucking new Jersey.
01:35:43
Be or go and let's move on in the next segment of the.
01:35:46
Otherwise let's go to Rumble.
01:35:47
And you could probably do it much more easily.
01:35:49
It's it's a matter of really you know, it's also new to most of us.
01:35:53
It's a matter of learning how to play with the whole thing and learning
01:35:56
how to use it to your own advantage so that you would be a cold
01:35:59
cut combo.
01:36:02
Use it to your advantage.
01:36:07
Where's the bread?
01:36:08
Is there bread? And it's the bread.
01:36:10
No, there doesn't need to be sound.
01:36:12
There's no sound.
01:36:13
Who cares anyway, so it's me.
01:36:16
Hold on. Was that a flat? Bread? Is a taco.
01:36:18
No steak or meat?
01:36:21
Meat on me? Yeah.
01:36:25
The ultimate hot dog, right?
01:36:28
That one is steak.
01:36:30
And the hot dog is sausage.
01:36:35
That's a sandwich.
01:36:37
Look at that sandwich. Freaking sandwich.
01:36:39
Look at it. It is a sandwich.
01:36:41
It is a freaking sandwich.
01:36:42
I'm happy about it. It's barely got any meat, man.
01:36:45
And it's like the shittiest bread. But, yeah, it's a sandwich.
01:36:47
It is.
01:36:48
It was pretty good, actually.
01:36:50
It's like one layer of baloney.
01:36:53
If I'm like, one slice of government cheese, that's the,
01:36:58
that's the whole, shtick of it, right? It's
01:37:02
now that's a sandwich.
01:37:03
Like, you can't argue with that.
01:37:04
Even the most minimal basic government shit, as long as it's layered
01:37:08
and it has bread.
01:37:09
I remember that sandwich and it was six feet long,
01:37:13
and that was the very end of the gas station.
01:37:17
And I got it from Tivoli or something, and I preferred it days in advance.
01:37:21
And I brought it to, my fantasy football draft party go back.
01:37:25
And I had to take texture of it.
01:37:28
And then I had a piece of it left for the show,
01:37:32
and I prerecorded that. But.
01:37:35
And then, and then I put it on sandwiches.
01:37:38
There's anything in there.
01:37:40
Come on.
01:37:40
You mean, like a little for the.
01:37:44
Oh, but to be fair, it's like a loaf of bread.
01:37:46
It's very.
01:37:48
This good to have all these opens at 11 a.m..
01:37:52
I had people showing up at noon.
01:37:54
I didn't want to be bothering with driving to Wally's day off,
01:37:58
so they said, well, it sounds like a cool ass party this show.
01:38:03
But she decided,
01:38:06
yeah, you were not invited to place.
01:38:10
As a matter of fact, like, I think your brother was involved
01:38:14
in my fantasy football draft party after you weren't anymore.
01:38:18
Yeah, because he actually,
01:38:21
he's, you know, now moved on from sports in his life.
01:38:24
Yeah. Like most adults should.
01:38:28
Yeah,
01:38:29
yeah.
01:38:31
Judge, at a certain age, you can get back into it.
01:38:33
But there should be a certain realm that where, like, you know.
01:38:36
Yeah, you should get on your fucking man toys instead.
01:38:40
Yeah, yeah.
01:38:42
Or play the sports yourself.
01:38:45
Yeah, yeah.
01:38:46
See what you get I can't, I can't, I can't wait to see what
01:38:49
other people do in their lives on a Sunday night.
01:38:53
Do you equate it to maybe like the cook chair you think of that.
01:38:57
Yeah. Yeah. Watching other matches. Yeah. Rathlin.
01:38:59
You kind of.
01:39:00
Did he, like watching the wrestling is any better?
01:39:05
Easy set up, seven hole
01:39:07
course and his, disco.
01:39:10
And he's a hooker.
01:39:10
What's a hooker's
01:39:13
and his disco.
01:39:16
And that's so dumb.
01:39:18
So fucking dumb.
01:39:20
He finally starts talking, and we we we make fun of every word he says.
01:39:24
Go ahead.
01:39:24
And he invited me over the a couple nights ago.
01:39:27
The only
01:39:29
14 holes didn't invite me.
01:39:31
Me and his youngest son.
01:39:33
And I'm glad you and I'm 14.
01:39:37
I got I did get a hole in one.
01:39:40
Of course you did.
01:39:42
I card, I carded a one.
01:39:47
It was fun.
01:39:47
And then we're having
01:39:49
I aced I can't count
01:39:52
it is my ten days I've had I've had nine.
01:39:56
I'm just golf courses and one.
01:39:59
Any of these Friday,
01:40:01
actually, it was, on his, driveway hole.
01:40:05
It was the hole one.
01:40:08
And it's from the end of the drive.
01:40:09
Easy I I'm 12 blind.
01:40:13
You can't two way hole
01:40:16
blind behind the trailblazer.
01:40:19
And, I skipped it off to the driveway in
01:40:24
business. Yep.
01:40:25
Yeah.
01:40:26
Similar in know.
01:40:30
Hash and for watch.
01:40:32
Horseshoes.
01:40:34
Please, please please fix me horse.
01:40:38
And therefore please, please, please
01:40:42
you has you please, please,
01:40:45
please tell us what was wrong.
01:40:52
Go I I'm very fond of nuclear fusion.
01:40:54
I honestly believe it's the energy source of the future.
01:40:56
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01:40:59
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You could have
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Gaza's that's a good opportunity to talk about the images.
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And even on the lab kit like a pro D23.
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Well, that didn't happen, did it?
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Then do they announce that they're pivoting to nuclear fission?
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According to their website today,
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I'm saying that we're building not just bad, but an integrated nuclear
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platform that spells nuclear fission and fusion technologies.
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Then there is Marvel Fusion,
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a Munich based company doing laser driven fusion with ultra iron Pulse.
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They've raised about €150 million, including from Siemens Energy
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and the EU Innovation Council.
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In March, they told investors
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they plan to sell their laser technology for defense, medical and industrial uses.
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It's not like giving up on fusion, but focusing on more immediate payoffs.
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They are also considering to relocate to the United States.
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I can't blame them.
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In Germany, if you want to build a laser fusion
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company, the first step was to fill out form B3 seven
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seven for permission to think about sunlight.
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First Light Company has completed exaggeration.
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It's not about looking good for them.
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They successfully demonstrated nuclear fusion
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by firing a projectile at a fuel target in 2023.
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You know, if you ever tell somebody something like that, that there's Reagan
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They jump right to that.
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It bothers me.
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There's there's a there is too much regulation.
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And obviously there are some things where you want
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something that sounds kind of sketchy. It's not about looking good for them.
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They successfully demonstrated nuclear fusion by firing a projectile
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at a fuel target.
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In 2023, they signed an agreement with the UK
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Atomic Energy Authority to build a demonstration facility.
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But two years later, they published a strategic update that said
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they were just continuing the proposed development to focus on advanced
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patented amplifier technology from
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creation timeline sometime in the 2030s,
01:44:15
but also announced they'll be selling companies which they
01:44:20
will present here for
01:44:22
selling related technology.
01:44:24
The same thing happened with the Australian company HP 11 energy,
01:44:27
which pursued hydrogen boron fusion in 2021.
01:44:30
That is about that program.
01:44:31
Yeah, the holy grail of fusion energy research to demonstrate net energy gain.
01:44:34
But in May 2024, they announced a shift to selling laser and target technologies.
01:44:38
In their own words,
01:44:39
investors are willing to bury their carbon.
01:44:42
There are the companies that know that they might down fusion.
01:44:46
There are Canadian companies.
01:44:48
When they announced they'd build a fusion demonstration plant,
01:44:50
so it's hard to stop operations by 2025.
01:44:54
Then the timeline slipped to completion in 2020.
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Then the entire project just disappeared.
01:44:58
That's one way to reach confinement.
01:44:59
They then move out a smaller demonstration machine in Vancouver,
01:45:02
and now aim at a commercial power plant in the mid 2030s.
01:45:05
Where does that money come from?
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In January, they announced that they planned
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to put out stocks by the middle of the year.
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And I doing it to deal with Spring Valley.
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That's the same company that brought new scale
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small modular reactors on the stock market.
01:45:16
If you don't know what a Spac is,
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I talked about this in an earlier video on, oh, okay.
01:45:19
That basically is a way to circumvent proof of commercial viability.
01:45:23
Then there is Helion Energy, which wants to generate fusion by shooting
01:45:26
plasma rings at each other and is, among others, backed by Sam Altman.
01:45:30
In 2014,
01:45:31
they wrote on their website that they aim to have a commercial plant operational
01:45:33
and I'm not told that plan was still to do it.
01:45:36
Six years later, in 2021,
01:45:37
they raised half $1 billion and said they want to generate
01:45:39
net electricity from fusion by 2024,
01:45:41
and they said they are on track to generate energy by 2028.
01:45:44
And I would say somewhat vague. What is bid of the decade?
01:45:46
The US company Commonwealth Fusion System said in 2021 they want to demonstrate 25.
01:45:52
I like to
01:45:54
you like
01:45:56
my dirt floors
01:45:59
on here.
01:45:59
It's on all these companies, all American, British, all Canadian, they see.
01:46:02
I mean, you can have an idea on what the technology could be pressing
01:46:06
towards the moment.
01:46:07
Then you have funding and you keep moving towards it.
01:46:09
At a certain point.
01:46:10
I think that we've established with.
01:46:14
I think that you can
01:46:15
almost create anything as long as it's
01:46:19
somewhat tangible to the human experience.
01:46:22
But even then, beyond, I think if you.
01:46:27
If you have a means, you can at least work towards that goal.
01:46:30
The fact that she's like mad at these companies for
01:46:35
just being forward thinking and not realizing any.
01:46:39
It's what they all do though.
01:46:43
I've been following Virgin Galactic
01:46:44
and I just made a decent amount of money off of them, and then the sucked me
01:46:47
that I pulled all my stock out, and then a bunch of the stock dropped,
01:46:49
and then I got back in lower than my original cost basis
01:46:53
at a fraction of the price.
01:46:54
And I'm still going to be buying as it drops even lower.
01:46:56
But the fact is that people don't realize, like, oh, they have this goal
01:47:00
and it's like, no, I've been part of manufacturing teams
01:47:03
and you, you have a time frame and it almost never
01:47:08
is finished on that original time frame.
01:47:11
And there's always the built in and there's always manufacturing
01:47:14
slowdowns, like it's almost an inevitability.
01:47:17
And so for people to think that there's just this progressive perfectness
01:47:21
moving forward without trial and error is kind of obnoxious to me.
01:47:26
Yeah, ignorant
01:47:29
space, the final gibber.
01:47:30
These are the voyages of the flagship enterprise.
01:47:33
It's five year jibber jabber, strange new disappointment to speak out,
01:47:37
new life and new gibber for boldly where no one has gibber before.
01:47:43
Just because they failed the progressive thing.
01:47:47
Or like you know it does not mean that they're there.
01:47:50
Oh, they're a complete failure.
01:47:52
Maybe they're getting somewhere,
01:47:54
maybe they're getting to a point but can't fully get there.
01:47:56
And then maybe another company comes in and they've exacerbated it
01:47:59
all that maybe they go bankrupt
01:48:01
and then another company comes in and goes, well, hey,
01:48:03
they did all those like, hey, let's look at this and rethink about how
01:48:06
that's how things progress forward and how technology gets created.
01:48:09
That's it's all around the Giants
01:48:13
or rah rah rah rah
01:48:18
to do something they're or they're fleecing or they're fleecing
01:48:22
half the duck because this is just sometimes their period.
01:48:25
Sometimes you can do bad thing.
01:48:27
Yes. Bag of air a great gift for great, great gift for people who have everything.
01:48:32
What do you mean?
01:48:32
This is just pure 100? Or is this John Cena?
01:48:35
Is this Kanye West?
01:48:37
Would you know? Because we've seen
01:48:41
how much do they charge him for this?
01:48:42
It's just about
01:48:44
$300. From where?
01:48:46
Where's the back of there from?
01:48:48
You can get it, $5 off with a coupon code.
01:48:51
What does it say on the back?
01:48:52
I can't fully read it.
01:48:54
It says bag of air.
01:48:55
Great gift for people who have everything.
01:48:58
And then let's see, there's a description.
01:49:00
Brand new.
01:49:01
A new unused book, in perfect condition.
01:49:03
Not even from a specific location. Here it is.
01:49:06
You can't hear from my house.
01:49:08
May contain traces of my thoughts.
01:49:12
Oh, my house
01:49:14
you could.
01:49:15
You'd have so much better of a marketability if you just went outside
01:49:18
and said, this is the air from, you know, this unique area of the globe.
01:49:22
Yeah. Like,
01:49:25
yeah, I just thought, I thought I could sell this.
01:49:28
I saw the episode and thought they could be.
01:49:30
I mean, you think about all the dumb spring waters and shit.
01:49:32
It's like like, oh, anywhere that that spring water is from,
01:49:36
it's going to sound, you know, awesome. Right?
01:49:39
Because it's spring water.
01:49:40
So like, you go
01:49:42
Denver, then you find out spring filtered new Jersey municipal.
01:49:46
Okay.
01:49:46
Flint, Michigan spring water
01:49:48
is the only one that you might want to run away from. But.
01:49:53
That's up
01:49:53
here is Detroit municipal tap water.
01:49:57
Yeah, that's pretty good though.
01:49:59
Yeah, I would take that. Other things.
01:50:02
Well, not for, not forever
01:50:06
looking at all the contaminants that are getting
01:50:09
poured into the city.
01:50:11
Well, it goes to reverse osmosis.
01:50:14
This looks sad, but for when I was.
01:50:18
No, it's river.
01:50:18
Oh, does it dog,
01:50:22
this is a long one.
01:50:23
Those are dogs. That's a go.
01:50:25
No, wait. No, I started off.
01:50:27
Oh, that's it, dog, that's it.
01:50:28
Down the road, Judy Garland from the Wizard of Oz.
01:50:32
Sleepy dog.
01:50:33
Wake up, baby girl.
01:50:36
That's a smelly dog.
01:50:38
That's a man. Good.
01:50:40
It's a rare South American flightless from pet.
01:50:43
I don't think so.
01:50:44
Hold on a second.
01:50:46
But this is the second one. Incorrect.
01:50:49
And I think he's wrong. I know.
01:50:51
Oh, there's a dog
01:50:54
that's a hand seal versus Lansing land seal.
01:51:00
That's it.
01:51:00
Yeah, I don't I don't know what that right.
01:51:03
That's unbelievable.
01:51:05
This is unbelievable.
01:51:06
This is the second time you guys make fun.
01:51:09
If I watch this show and I clearly say no every time, we just.
01:51:13
The fruit bat triggered me.
01:51:15
Let's go to episode 17 tender.
01:51:18
I don't know what rare South American flightless fruit bat pose.
01:51:23
The same exact second time.
01:51:25
Assume that at some point is assumed at some point.
01:51:29
We've seen this because obviously this is the same dumb horseshit that,
01:51:34
keep keep on rolling.
01:51:37
Can I finish Will Ferrell in a dog?
01:51:43
It does look like Will Ferrell.
01:51:45
Ferrell? Yeah.
01:51:46
You should have finished playing it.
01:51:48
Yeah. Finish playing it over here.
01:51:49
It's a spotted seal.
01:51:52
That's I don't I don't know what that is.
01:51:55
Yeah.
01:51:56
Pokemons.
01:51:58
Yeah they're the same one.
01:52:00
That's a disease like. Oh there's no commentary.
01:52:02
Where's where's Gary. That's called.
01:52:04
He was invited but he's not a mouth.
01:52:07
Oh I think he and I think he
01:52:10
Francisco sent the link in, but I didn't participate.
01:52:13
Ryan.
01:52:14
Every time.
01:52:14
You bet and clean, that's Wilford Brimley.
01:52:17
He incarnated as.
01:52:18
Speaking of that time stamp on the episode.
01:52:21
I mean, nobody watching the show knows.
01:52:24
Wait, is that Brady your show, or is, When.
01:52:27
Gary. Two minutes.
01:52:28
That is 32 minutes in.
01:52:30
Oh. Oh, that's that weird Gary.
01:52:33
This period that we don't speak of. Yeah.
01:52:37
We're all through this period.
01:52:38
Are we?
01:52:40
Yeah. That's a great idea.
01:52:42
We should,
01:52:44
we should go back to do some old things.
01:52:47
Yeah.
01:52:48
So, yeah, a little fucking podcast.
01:52:50
It's worth it.
01:52:52
Yeah.
01:52:58
Okay,
01:53:00
okay.
01:53:02
Amen.
01:53:03
Wait, which one of those was the real one? Dog?
01:53:05
You could.
01:53:07
You look.
01:53:07
Thank you, thank you.
01:53:13
Gordon, you get any good food from my wife?
01:53:17
The unscripted and crude
01:53:19
proclamations and restraints speech.
01:53:22
Oh, you two go to your room.
01:53:25
We and you talk about things that we can talk about uncensored.
01:53:28
We're going to talk about all kinds of attacks and a lot of drugs.
01:53:31
Some helicopter crash, you know, flag, you're right.
01:53:33
Or we're here for a good time.
01:53:34
Teachers having sex with them. All right.
01:53:37
And that's crazy world where snowflakes melting everyone's
01:53:40
minds Richard Pryor without stepping on too many tools.
01:53:43
So just like I rants.
01:53:45
Article one Birmingham, Michigan.
01:53:46
The sole purpose of our discourse.
01:53:48
Yes, we have underground porn is to tickle your funny bone
01:53:53
and illuminate the path to a mirthful existence.
01:53:55
Any semblance of seriousness
01:53:57
surely accident whose article to offending everyone equally.
01:54:00
We're equal Michelle Obama.
01:54:03
You don't give a hoot about your gender, race, religion,
01:54:06
or whether you sit UFC event or is a fighter
01:54:10
or illness.
01:54:11
We're here to rule.
01:54:12
Of course.
01:54:13
Everybody hates by politicians, to influencers, to our own sorry selves.
01:54:17
No other music festivals, even jam games.
01:54:20
Apple pie article three screw political correctness.
01:54:24
Listen, we ain't here to hold your hand or sugarcoat anything.
01:54:27
So if our jokes offend you, tough luck.
01:54:31
We're not responsible for any ruffled feathers or hurt feelings.
01:54:33
But hey, if you can take the heat,
01:54:35
we promise y'all some belly laughs and maybe a couple of snorts.
01:54:37
Hahaha. Article for fake news alert.
01:54:40
We'll take you outside the courtroom for further details.
01:54:43
The tales, rumors, and downright lies you hear here are as fictional
01:54:47
as a $3 bill.
01:54:49
Any resemblance to real life events or people,
01:54:51
whether alive or pushing up daisies, is purely coincidental
01:54:55
and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
01:54:58
We're pretty sure the Earth is round, and I didn't actually take myself out,
01:55:00
but honestly, who cares? Article five
01:55:05
parody
01:55:07
because why not?
01:55:10
Parody and satire are our bread and butter folks.
01:55:13
Any likeness to actual people or characters
01:55:16
is just us having a laugh, not a reason for a lawsuit.
01:55:19
We might not be the smartest cookies in the jar.
01:55:22
Always sure not here to stir up some trouble to selling clothing.
01:55:26
If you've made it this far without getting your undies in a twist, then congrats!
01:55:30
You're our kind of people.
01:55:32
We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some questionable joy,
01:55:35
and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious all the frickin time.
01:55:39
So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride
01:55:41
to the absurd realms of our humor.
01:55:43
While flags rants. Why?
01:56:00
Please
01:56:00
join us over a rubber camouflage rant.
01:56:03
The rest of the show.
01:56:07
What did you think of the Rumble?
01:56:10
I hope that you're ready to rumble.
01:56:11
I hope you're ready to rumble.
01:56:14
Bye bye, YouTube.
01:56:17
Before we get too far into it,
01:56:19
why am I just finding out today that there is
01:56:23
a gigantic pyramid in Illinois?
01:56:29
We talked about that on Flashdance.
01:56:31
Let me pull that up.
01:56:33
Okay.
01:56:34
Is it monk monument?
01:56:39
It's monk.
01:56:40
Something.
01:56:45
Yeah.
01:56:45
Let's just watch the show in which.
01:56:47
Yeah, you entered into me, and I wasn't paying attention
01:56:51
because that's a short road trip.
01:56:53
Well, you just drive there.
01:56:58
I don't know how to spell Illinois.
01:56:59
That's right. I'm having trouble.
01:57:01
Illinois's all right.
01:57:02
Well, I know Illinois is in the know. Us.
01:57:09
Bill?
01:57:10
No. Was in.
01:57:13
A lot of us.
01:57:13
Can't find anything about it.
01:57:15
Ain't lane or lane or worse.
01:57:21
No, I'm assuming it's overgrown.
01:57:23
It's been taken over by nature.
01:57:26
But wouldn't archeologists? Yes.
01:57:30
Wouldn't archeologists dig in there
01:57:32
and find out if it's a megalithic structure?
01:57:36
What's this dimensions are like
01:57:40
if they're saying it's like they did the Great Pyramid of Giza.
01:57:43
No, no, the base is the same impedance at the top is good for teenagers.
01:57:48
You mean it?
01:57:50
Yeah.
01:57:51
My penis is the same as the Great Pyramid of Giza. Yes,
01:57:55
it's. It's stocky.
01:57:57
It's really thick.
01:57:59
So I like two inches long, but it's really thick.
01:58:02
It's like two inches wide.
01:58:03
So your character looks up, looks like a cue ball.
01:58:10
Okay, what about this?
01:58:11
None of this is true.
01:58:13
Oh. Did you want me to pull something up for that?
01:58:15
I wasn't considering that you were talking to me.
01:58:18
No. I want to send, draw at the kid. Oh,
01:58:23
when they, When there it is.
01:58:28
Okay.
01:58:29
So it looks like it's a step pyramid.
01:58:31
It's going to see its top.
01:58:33
Doesn't look bigger than the Great Pyramid of Giza.
01:58:36
Unless a lot of. How can you tell?
01:58:39
What are you comparing the general size of trees.
01:58:43
General size of trees?
01:58:46
Yes. This is a giant sequoias.
01:58:48
That's a small hill.
01:58:52
But there's a car.
01:58:53
What about the car? I'll be using the car.
01:58:56
It's real. Okay. It's tiny.
01:58:59
Super tiny.
01:58:59
Yeah, but no, no, the Great pyramid together would make it,
01:59:03
one of the blocks is the size of a car.
01:59:08
Some of the some of the blocks.
01:59:14
Most of the blocks that those construction
01:59:18
conscripted workers all installed.
01:59:23
Okay, so play up.
01:59:25
Hello.
01:59:27
For the hail. Hail.
01:59:32
Good Ko.
01:59:34
Hockey
01:59:36
joke.
01:59:36
I was thinking, okay, but there's no no.
01:59:40
Yeah. Go go go. Oh, come on now.
01:59:43
It's pronounced cock mounds.
01:59:47
Hok cock.
01:59:51
Kaki.
01:59:54
I, oh, no, you had c
01:59:57
I had me, you had me at cock.
02:00:03
There.
02:00:04
I need the pyramids.
02:00:05
I need to know more.
02:00:06
I, they just seem to be singing.
02:00:10
This is Cahokia mounds.
02:00:11
People often report this as being Cahokia.
02:00:14
However, they are actually located in Collinsville, Illinois,
02:00:17
and that's a World Heritage site.
02:00:18
I think.
02:00:18
You know, it's one of those Nabisco.
02:00:21
It's one of those Nabisco sites.
02:00:24
You know, I know it's Nasco,
02:00:27
but it's not really the site because there's the remains of the largest
02:00:31
city north of Mexico, which thrived as a Mississippian culture.
02:00:34
You mean southern?
02:00:35
She said Mississippian?
02:00:37
Yeah, that is.
02:00:41
C what does that mean?
02:00:42
I don't understand what that is.
02:00:45
Who invented that shit?
02:00:47
At its peak, it stretched over 4000 acres and had 120 earthen mounds,
02:00:52
also called earthen pyramids.
02:01:01
To me, though,
02:01:02
if a region flooded, it seems reasonable that they would elevate everything.
02:01:05
That's the reason, right?
02:01:06
I mean, that's a simple, logical,
02:01:09
most likely reason why they build these mounds
02:01:13
is because there's a period of the year where it all floods.
02:01:18
Okay,
02:01:19
I took your reasoning.
02:01:22
Do you, this so they could build underground
02:01:25
but still above ground and have it be cooler?
02:01:29
The temperature?
02:01:29
I don't I don't think these stones have, any type
02:01:33
of edge to hallways or inside.
02:01:36
I think they're just stacked.
02:01:38
I, I could be wrong, but my impression is they're just a stack of.
02:01:42
Because they call them mounds.
02:01:45
And maybe they
02:01:46
maybe they use it to look at the stars better
02:01:49
in one of the better vantage point from those around them,
02:01:52
probably to stay out of the water and look over the trees for
02:01:56
oncoming against enemies, maybe enemy tribes.
02:01:58
You know, those indigenous people weren't all like friendly to each other.
02:02:03
They were a lot of the a lot of the other women was,
02:02:06
I want to lead you to believe that they were.
02:02:08
I got, several specific, random
02:02:11
sites across the United States that were, petroglyph sites
02:02:15
that were based on a higher vantage point
02:02:18
to where they could hunt and also be aware of their enemies.
02:02:24
They were not holding hands
02:02:25
and skipping around back in those days, although they like to think
02:02:28
you have to stay on the stairs only you can't go on the mound side
02:02:35
up until dusk.
02:02:38
Warning light danger on the mound
02:02:40
during stormy weather.
02:02:45
So? So what's the significance of this place?
02:02:47
What does it do?
02:02:48
Was this place do?
02:02:52
I grew up my whole life saying that somebody would get me something
02:02:54
like, it's a picture frame when I'd be like, what is it, boy?
02:02:56
You do.
02:02:57
What do I do with it is even a better question.
02:03:00
What is the look?
02:03:03
You can see the archway off in the distance.
02:03:05
There. Boy.
02:03:09
Oh, wait, isn't the chain?
02:03:13
Wait, what arch is that?
02:03:14
You see the arch off in the distance?
02:03:15
I thought that was in Saint Louis.
02:03:23
Kirk.
02:03:25
I know, but I.
02:03:30
This seems to be a lot of subject
02:03:32
here and assumptions here.
02:03:41
Yeah, I'm not so sure that's what I was looking for.
02:03:43
Exactly.
02:03:45
No. You think there's more?
02:03:46
Who think there's another giant pyramid in Illinois?
02:03:52
This is it.
02:03:54
No, no, that's that's it.
02:03:57
And, Well, I just found the nearest,
02:04:03
like, ancient pyramid was,
02:04:05
the sun pyramid near Mexico City.
02:04:08
It's a step pyramid, but it's megalithic.
02:04:11
It's construction, and you can still see the,
02:04:13
you know, the masonry, but the red headed step pyramid.
02:04:18
Yes, but if I could just go to this one in Illinois.
02:04:22
You know what?
02:04:22
Screw drawing the kid.
02:04:25
I'm going myself flat.
02:04:26
France is going to Illinois.
02:04:37
This is interesting.
02:04:39
We've committed to a road trip.
02:04:42
Oh, dear. What is this?
02:04:43
This. This scares me. I don't like.
02:04:45
I don't like getting my news from the India Hindu times.
02:04:48
Now, but,
02:04:51
I am.
02:04:52
She's just not audible.
02:04:53
Sinister.
02:04:54
Christ, you can ask an Indian ten times.
02:04:57
Can you hear me?
02:04:57
Can you hear me?
02:04:58
And I go, I'm sorry. What?
02:04:59
I'm sorry. What? I'm sorry. What?
02:05:01
You could even say I'm sorry. What?
02:05:02
And they won't know if you say, am I audible?
02:05:06
Yes, you are audible. I can hear you.
02:05:09
It's almost like they insist.
02:05:10
Like a pompous grammar fucking Nazi. You know what? I'm.
02:05:13
You know what I mean?
02:05:14
Yeah, you know what I mean.
02:05:15
I do know what you mean.
02:05:17
It's very satisfying, isn't it?
02:05:20
Nice the whole, like, ideally a person like you.
02:05:24
And you know what I mean?
02:05:24
Yeah.
02:05:25
Would want the entire world to speak perfectly.
02:05:29
Yeah.
02:05:29
Not perfect, but perfectly correct.
02:05:32
But that's not it at all.
02:05:34
You thrive in the corrections.
02:05:37
If everyone talked perfect.
02:05:39
Oh, I purpose
02:05:42
I would curl up and die. Yeah.
02:05:44
It was a top story.
02:05:45
This afternoon is coming out of France.
02:05:47
What unfolded on this. It's coming out on Saturday night.
02:05:50
It's coming out.
02:05:51
It's coming out gushing and gushing.
02:05:53
I'm going to come.
02:05:54
The modern world has witnessed. Oh fuck off.
02:05:58
So we can sort of rant.
02:06:00
It says syringe terror.
02:06:02
Does that mean that they're everywhere, all over the ground
02:06:03
or somebody is running around sticking people with syringes?
02:06:07
No, they're running around sinking people.
02:06:08
The syringe is this they said this well,
02:06:11
which was hear me out on this last week,
02:06:14
I said the Magna Carta led to the tennis court oath, tennis court
02:06:18
oath was an important legislation from the French Revolution,
02:06:23
and that led to the Bill of rights in the United States.
02:06:26
And we're about to celebrate our 250th this 4th of July.
02:06:30
Well, today we use canard, which is a French word for duck.
02:06:34
Now, this story is from France.
02:06:39
And France is the location of the,
02:06:41
the metric, measures, official.
02:06:45
Well, what do you call that standard?
02:06:49
Center
02:06:52
or metric system?
02:06:54
My kids are going to music festivals all summer.
02:06:56
That's all I'm thinking about now.
02:06:58
United nation in a song turned into a flier.
02:07:02
France. Going to France 145.
02:07:05
You're thinking about kids? France, France.
02:07:08
But there are fears that these needles may have been France
02:07:11
with date rape, drugs.
02:07:17
Yeah, exactly.
02:07:19
We're going to make her say that again.
02:07:21
This may have been laced with date rape, drugs.
02:07:26
These need no list.
02:07:29
With date rape drugs
02:07:32
important yet people reported being stabbed with needles.
02:07:36
There are fears that these needles.
02:07:38
She sees it right now on the teleprompter.
02:07:40
Look at her entire face.
02:07:41
She's like, oh, you got to be fucking kidding me.
02:07:43
You get on this because they're always a few words ahead, you know?
02:07:47
Right? May have been laced with
02:07:50
drugs, but there's no official word that sounded good that time.
02:07:53
She did better than that.
02:07:54
Confirmed have been in Paris. Some victims.
02:07:57
It's still better. Late. Great.
02:07:59
Like the government rapes.
02:08:01
Oh, wait, there's no D in Paris.
02:08:04
Great.
02:08:06
Drapes, gloves.
02:08:09
Now, sources suggest that drugs like rope knoll and GHB would have been used
02:08:13
to render the victims defenseless victims defenseless.
02:08:18
The victims render them as a weird. Weird?
02:08:21
We have to render them defenseless. Rendered?
02:08:23
Yeah, well, to be rendered,
02:08:25
because you don't want to render weird, but you don't want to waste the fat.
02:08:29
The fact either you want to.
02:08:30
You want to sear it and render it into the meat of it needs to be coated properly.
02:08:36
It needs the code needs to be.
02:08:38
Well, there are some words
02:08:40
that are only good with other words like stave off elimination.
02:08:44
You don't use stave in any other context.
02:08:46
Last week we did martial.
02:08:48
I've never seen un martial used without all before.
02:08:53
It all on martial and stave off.
02:08:56
I've never heard of either of them.
02:08:58
Used ever.
02:08:59
All on martial and stave off.
02:09:02
Never heard either of them used. Ever.
02:09:05
Stave off infection.
02:09:06
You never heard that?
02:09:07
Yeah, I guess so.
02:09:09
Or maybe
02:09:11
I guess so. Sure, maybe.
02:09:13
Well, there you have it.
02:09:13
Everyone.
02:09:17
Look up all on martialed.
02:09:19
You won't.
02:09:19
You won't see un martial used without all in front of it.
02:09:25
I stand for it, you know, at all.
02:09:29
Newport.
02:09:30
All rage incident caught on camera.
02:09:32
Yes, yes. Nice.
02:09:37
Police!
02:09:39
Dude, there's.
02:09:41
Your lane is open.
02:09:43
Why are you driving a bike lane?
02:09:45
I am very angry.
02:09:47
No, this on purpose I love this, I love it.
02:09:51
Why are we dedicating a strip of the fucking roadway to bicycle to them,
02:09:56
when a car could fit there perfectly, and there could
02:09:59
be an extra lane of traffic that actually matters?
02:10:02
Because just as one sizing fuck these people,
02:10:06
the federal government will give you a shitload of grants
02:10:08
if you follow their stupid ass rules.
02:10:09
And one of their stupid ass rules for the last
02:10:11
20 years has been to add what they call shared space.
02:10:15
So now that's also why you have.
02:10:18
If you drive through a city center, suck these for downtown.
02:10:22
Whatever you want to call, you'll see like 4 or 5 on the sidewalk.
02:10:25
Look at the big pavement. Sidewalk.
02:10:27
Look how beautiful that is.
02:10:29
Like how safe that is away from the dangerous traffic
02:10:33
the sidewalk is for people.
02:10:34
Walking the bike is dangerous to the walkers.
02:10:36
The bike is different than the street.
02:10:39
You've clearly to buy a bike.
02:10:41
The bike is not a fucking automobile.
02:10:44
We need to change this fucking mindset.
02:10:46
I'm tired of it. It's. It's about. I have an idea.
02:10:49
Let's say that there's a walker, a pedestrian walker.
02:10:52
There's a bike or a non-motorized vehicle, and then there's a motorized vehicle.
02:10:55
And let's put three lanes there.
02:10:57
Oh, wait, that's exactly what this is.
02:10:59
Oh, and charge him with assault with a deadly weapon. But
02:11:05
but so deadly weapon may be clear.
02:11:07
You're siding with this.
02:11:08
We have the bicycle also is not a deadly weapon.
02:11:11
If you run into somebody with it.
02:11:14
The way I ride it is seen in the video forever.
02:11:16
Plus, I have, like, I have razor blades all over the front.
02:11:21
I've got a
02:11:22
mount Rushmore of bicyclists, friends,
02:11:25
the one thing of Mount Rushmore size.
02:11:28
They are not ranked one through four.
02:11:29
It is just, oh, there's a four
02:11:32
children ride. Bicycles.
02:11:34
Bicycles are a toy. Wow.
02:11:37
Number two, the douchebag with the spandex pants and the weird looking helmet.
02:11:44
That's, the very opposite
02:11:47
of broke guy who can't afford a car.
02:11:51
So he ends up riding a bike.
02:11:52
And then, of course, there's DUI guy who is not allowed to drive,
02:11:57
so he has to ride a bike.
02:11:59
All of those are deadbeats or dude.
02:12:01
No, no, no, but DUI, a guy also has a friend that will buy him a car.
02:12:07
His name?
02:12:09
Yeah.
02:12:09
Oh yeah, I know, I've heard of that.
02:12:12
Every.
02:12:15
Oh, yeah.
02:12:17
Even fags that don't deserve a friggin lame.
02:12:22
The little kids. Did you see that?
02:12:24
Beautiful colors to them next to him that nobody was walking on,
02:12:28
that he could have used the entire time, that he even jumped two for a second.
02:12:31
He was like, oh, I'm going to escape this area where the dangerous
02:12:36
same complaints about, pedestrians as they do bicyclists.
02:12:41
So look at the speed limit.
02:12:43
It is not 19 fucking 15 anymore.
02:12:46
Where a very common occurrence of people.
02:12:49
I'm sorry.
02:12:49
What did you just say? It's not India where there's a lot of them.
02:12:52
Say that again, Brady.
02:12:54
Say that again. Say no. Not you.
02:12:56
I'm sorry. That's great. 1954.
02:12:58
You said the speed. What?
02:13:00
You said they drive the speed. What limit.
02:13:03
Which which implies that there's no minimum.
02:13:07
So drive to drive five miles an hour on I-75 and let me know how it goes for you.
02:13:12
So you can hold on.
02:13:14
Hold on, buddy,
02:13:16
if you can simply drive around something, it is not impeding traffic.
02:13:20
It has to be blocking every lane for it to be impeding traffic.
02:13:24
You are an asshole and a bastard by by allowing there to be rules to.
02:13:30
Why are you making it personal?
02:13:31
I just stating driving facts. You guys.
02:13:33
Did you hear me too? Like nobody wants those bicycle lanes.
02:13:36
But if you want new highway creating and you want the federal government
02:13:39
to pay for it, you asshole, you have to add a bike lane.
02:13:43
You're creating a personal permission for people to be assholes.
02:13:47
See, if you don't have a bike lane,
02:13:48
then your city has to pay for your highway upgrades by themselves.
02:13:51
One of the require sidewalk took a
02:13:54
bicycle was not allowed on the sidewalk.
02:13:56
Not many.
02:13:57
Like, you know, the percentage of people in America
02:14:01
that are riding a say, go for the point A to point B benefit.
02:14:05
Oh, go exercise.
02:14:08
How many are girls?
02:14:10
Just drive around and drive around a neighborhood.
02:14:12
You ride your bike around the neighborhood.
02:14:13
Ride your bike around a track, a high school park,
02:14:17
ride your bike stationary
02:14:19
in your transit van on you, and then, you know,
02:14:24
around on the road.
02:14:28
Yeah, around point 5% in America
02:14:31
use a bicycle as their primary transportation.
02:14:35
1.5. 5%.
02:14:39
Okay. Half a 1%.
02:14:41
One and 200.
02:14:42
Wow. But but 15% use it
02:14:45
at least occasionally.
02:14:48
I have a bicycle.
02:14:49
It's right there, in fact.
02:14:51
But the tires are flat and have been for five years.
02:14:54
So your argument is, with such a small,
02:14:57
insignificant portion, we should not waste bike lanes.
02:14:59
So you should talk to the people that are using this federal funding like
02:15:03
so when my neighborhood wanted to what federal funding people,
02:15:08
when my neighborhood wanted to get a crosswalk for the old folks home
02:15:11
so that they could walk across the street because we were losing
02:15:13
2 to 3 of them a year crossing the street to get cigarets,
02:15:17
they wanted to put lawn crosswalk.
02:15:19
In order to do that, we had to put in six crosswalks.
02:15:23
What?
02:15:25
I'm sorry.
02:15:26
Yeah.
02:15:26
In order to do to build one, you had to build six, correct?
02:15:31
I don't know why some kind of and I don't know if that's like a law
02:15:33
or it was just part of the grant, like the government would have given us.
02:15:36
The federal government gave us all this money to do it
02:15:40
if we followed their rules.
02:15:41
And some of their rules were in this two mile stretch,
02:15:44
or even less than two miles is like a mile and a half.
02:15:47
There had to be a total of six.
02:15:50
Yep. So it's like so.
02:15:52
And you want you want the crosswalk for the old folks home.
02:15:54
So most people say, sure, you want the crosswalk for the old folks home.
02:15:57
So they'll say, sure, put a bike lane in.
02:16:00
The most of that shit is
02:16:01
required now, just like for like wheelchair ramps.
02:16:04
Shit.
02:16:04
You remember how people complained about that when it first started?
02:16:08
Oh, and there's such a small percentage
02:16:11
of people that need it, but that one person.
02:16:18
Yeah.
02:16:18
I can't really fight that, but I'm just still going to fight the bicycle thing.
02:16:23
And a six
02:16:26
freaking bridges.
02:16:28
That's crazy.
02:16:30
Bureaucracy.
02:16:31
You can't. Yeah. Bureaucracy.
02:16:33
That's that was one of the ideas for the topic.
02:16:35
What are we doing for a topic next week, by the way?
02:16:38
But that's a great question. It's
02:16:40
a great question.
02:16:42
Do ducks this week maybe quail next week?
02:16:47
That's too similar.
02:16:48
I think what.
02:16:50
Oh okay.
02:16:51
I don't know.
02:17:00
What about this?
02:17:02
Yeah.
02:17:03
Play that. Number 20.
02:17:08
So you could control.
02:17:09
What?
02:17:09
Once you get that screen, you can control the entire show.
02:17:14
I mean, not, like, do this.
02:17:15
You could say play 20
02:17:18
oh oh, play 20.
02:17:21
Well, there you go.
02:17:22
Perfect.
02:17:23
See, I can do that anyway.
02:17:26
Police department.
02:17:31
Officers.
02:17:34
Hello.
02:17:36
Oh, hello.
02:17:37
Hello.
02:17:39
Put your dog in.
02:17:42
Well, no, because he's doing his job right now.
02:17:46
Put your gun away. I'll put my dog away.
02:17:48
I know that's not how it works. This is going to end badly.
02:17:50
So anybody who wants to not watch something
02:17:53
sensitive and gross, you should probably not watch right now.
02:17:56
Okay? It's a late show.
02:17:57
This is not for children. Are carried in air by the.
02:17:59
Who will be hearing about this? By the way, which is dog?
02:18:03
Put your dog away.
02:18:07
That's not good. Oh,
02:18:10
I'm getting by that.
02:18:14
Is the dog put away?
02:18:15
Sorry, sorry.
02:18:16
Oh. Oh.
02:18:19
Did you
02:18:21
put him in front?
02:18:26
Suffer.
02:18:33
So I'm not sure how to react here.
02:18:40
Put your dog away.
02:18:41
Do you hate the police?
02:18:43
Put your dog away.
02:18:44
Put your dog away?
02:18:45
No, I mean,
02:18:48
that sounds like a lawful order.
02:18:51
I mean, do I know from the dog like you
02:18:54
before you shoot it, though, it's not like a bite to the arm.
02:18:57
It's going to.
02:19:00
Harm you.
02:19:01
And it could just.
02:19:04
That's a big. What?
02:19:06
Wait, that's a big ass dog.
02:19:07
You're going to wait? It.
02:19:10
You just shoot her in the head in time.
02:19:13
Do you got a gun?
02:19:17
Let her just shoot it in the head while it's biting your arm.
02:19:20
Like it's like it's easy to do. No.
02:19:24
Put her right in the heart.
02:19:25
Well, it's biting our armies, you know? You.
02:19:27
You sure you do.
02:19:28
The dog
02:19:28
biting your arm for a second or two before you put a bullet in its fucking throat.
02:19:32
But, you know, until then, it's.
02:19:35
It'll be fine.
02:19:36
You know, you be able to manage.
02:19:39
So from the hate
02:19:40
the cop hating point of view, I did notice one thing that it missed.
02:19:43
So police officers, when you are shooting a dog or arresting any
02:19:49
anyone at all, you should be repeating the line that you were trained.
02:19:52
Stop resisting, stop resisting, stop resisting, stop resisting.
02:19:56
Oh, you know you're gonna put them in
02:20:00
truth, the dog man.
02:20:05
He's like, no, she's good.
02:20:08
Did she see like,
02:20:10
even Gary's dog Gary's dogs like Gary's like,
02:20:13
they're fine or whatever, and they're usually fine,
02:20:16
but then they must sense it on me because I'm like,
02:20:19
you know, dogs aren't always fine with me.
02:20:22
And then last week I learned, oh, yeah, he bit so-and-so and blah, blah, blah.
02:20:26
It's like, well, see, now am I supposed to wait?
02:20:29
No. Yeah.
02:20:30
So you can be a bit, nippy.
02:20:33
She's like one and a half, you know, she it's instinctually what they do.
02:20:39
It's because they're a hurting dog.
02:20:41
Wait, wait. Let's say that again.
02:20:42
We try to warn people. What?
02:20:44
They don't understand it because it's like, no.
02:20:46
Hey, you know, she can. Oh, I want to play.
02:20:48
It's like, well, she could, but it's like, just if you're cool with it.
02:20:53
Like my
02:20:53
when my dog shaking hands, we dog sit.
02:20:57
Right.
02:20:57
So if your dog is not on me, that's different.
02:21:00
That's not.
02:21:00
I don't think that's they've got a big German shepherd.
02:21:05
This dog's head is like, gigantic in the dog.
02:21:08
Like.
02:21:08
But I'm perfectly fine with it gnawing on my arm.
02:21:11
It knows the threshold, but I'm.
02:21:14
It sometimes hurts a tiny bit, but it knows the threshold.
02:21:17
Like you, if you're not comfortable with that, then you're not a dog person.
02:21:21
There are dogs, especially pitbulls in the inner city
02:21:23
that will rip your leg off and never let go.
02:21:26
And so you're, you're you want this cat, so you want your
02:21:29
you want this police officer to wait and make that decision in a split second.
02:21:34
And what I heard you say is let him know on his arm
02:21:36
and then shoot him in the heart.
02:21:40
Instead of that first blood sucking in
02:21:44
a, you know, I still see those.
02:21:46
See, that's the I heard.
02:21:48
Oh, the main one right there.
02:21:49
I would like to see him show a little bit more is a pit bull, but from like,
02:21:55
you know, where to put your dog away was plenty.
02:21:57
Yeah.
02:21:58
And she's like she's like, well, you can trust him.
02:22:00
You've got all sorry people.
02:22:01
Not only do I not trust the dog,
02:22:03
but I don't trust you either because this is the line of my work
02:22:06
from the cops point of view.
02:22:07
I mean, they have to say every second in the article what they were coming to
02:22:11
the door for.
02:22:15
You can find a report,
02:22:16
reports of a screaming woman after the next game.
02:22:20
What?
02:22:21
Oh, I'm police officer shot and killed a dog while
02:22:24
responding to reports of a screaming woman after the Knicks won the NBA final.
02:22:28
So report the dog was reportedly weighing in Knicks jersey.
02:22:33
So you think you think maybe they were just Spurs fans?
02:22:35
The cops. You think so? Yeah.
02:22:37
Yeah.
02:22:38
There wouldn't be there were like or worse a dog worse nets fans.
02:22:42
Yes. You're.
02:22:47
Really sorry aren't they in Brooklyn.
02:22:50
Do they go back to new Jersey.
02:22:52
The dog in know.
02:22:53
Not sure.
02:22:59
Oh yeah.
02:22:59
We got aggressive.
02:23:00
Oh you do I apologize for what?
02:23:04
If he's not aggressive then what are you apologizing for?
02:23:07
His barking aggressive demeanor.
02:23:09
Oh wait a I don't know why she leaves the door
02:23:10
because, like, number one, the police are coming to your door.
02:23:14
You switch out the door and close that door that way, you know, it's.
02:23:17
Yeah. Yeah.
02:23:19
This this is from the sovereign citizen.
02:23:22
Constitutional right. Advocate. Juror.
02:23:25
Perfect. Yes.
02:23:27
I was with you.
02:23:29
I just don't answer the door.
02:23:30
Hey, here's a trick they'll do to as you as you try to shut the door,
02:23:33
they'll put your they'll they'll put their foot in the door.
02:23:36
And if you slam it on it, that's assault.
02:23:37
And they can arrest you.
02:23:39
Felony assault.
02:23:41
You just don't answer the door.
02:23:42
You're not you're not legally obligated to answer the door either.
02:23:45
So yeah, unless this is not legal advice, this is not a lawyer show.
02:23:49
But you're also not even legally obligated
02:23:51
to roll your window down at a traffic stop.
02:23:53
You can just throw show them your shit through the window.
02:23:57
You're one of those.
02:23:58
Yeah. You don't even have to show me.
02:23:59
Or I do have to, I, I don't get mad.
02:24:03
I would tell you what I would do, but I don't recall the last time
02:24:06
I got pulled over for anything ever
02:24:09
I do. It was in Florida.
02:24:11
Florida.
02:24:12
You got an illegal left hand turn when it should have been much worse.
02:24:17
90 in Georgia, I got woken up with police
02:24:20
lighting up the whole car.
02:24:23
Yes, I said woken up.
02:24:25
I wasn't driving.
02:24:28
Well, then it wasn't you then what do you.
02:24:31
You don't understand.
02:24:32
Marriage devil went down the order.
02:24:34
As far as the law, we're the same legal entity.
02:24:37
Oh yeah?
02:24:40
It's true. As above.
02:24:41
So below gives me the right.
02:24:43
It gives me the right to bitch at her when she drives like no warning.
02:24:49
You can't just be like, give me the last one.
02:24:53
Oh, give me two more.
02:24:54
We suck again.
02:25:01
It's the Brady and Joshua Brady and or Gary.
02:25:05
As above and so below.
02:25:08
Because he's so close.
02:25:09
Brady and for sure we're doing it our way.
02:25:13
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady.
02:25:17
And your show it's Brady and draw.
02:25:20
It's their show.
02:25:22
No Brady.
02:25:23
Draw.
02:25:26
He that was getting that was that he did he did he.
02:25:31
Yeah.
02:25:31
Did he go over the air and aeronautics
02:25:35
aspect of the car canard.
02:25:39
I can't recall if he did or not I don't.
02:25:42
In aviation, a canard is a is an aircraft configuration
02:25:45
in which a small wing or horizontal stabilizer is placed
02:25:48
forward of the main wings, like a plane with a duck like nose.
02:25:54
I don't think he referenced that at all.
02:25:57
Are there
02:25:59
planes with duck like noses
02:26:01
and you know that makes you want to do that, makes you want to fart in space?
02:26:05
This is for you, Gary.
02:26:08
I have to move my microphone for some reason.
02:26:10
Helicopter, helicopter.
02:26:14
For the for the comfort.
02:26:18
There are people who go to the helicopter accidents.
02:26:22
They're on an argument within the helicopter accident.
02:26:26
Edwards Air Force Base in California.
02:26:28
Do you like to smell that?
02:26:29
Killing all eight people on board need to Air Force Colonel James Hayes,
02:26:33
eight people on a routine test mission when it went down on the jet parmesan
02:26:38
after leaving the ground in orange plume of black smoke rose
02:26:41
from the crash site was the only black miles she she said shake.
02:26:49
You people died.
02:26:50
You're just making fun.
02:26:51
Rose from the shade visible from
02:26:56
oh nine.
02:26:56
God damn visible.
02:26:58
Where's Gary?
02:26:59
Red plume of black egg roll shade.
02:27:02
Just after leaving the ground, a large plume of black
02:27:05
smoke rose from the crash site, visible for miles.
02:27:09
He said.
02:27:09
The mixed crew included government,
02:27:11
civilians, contractors and uniformed personnel.
02:27:15
Boeing, which built the aircraft, said two of its employees were among the dead.
02:27:20
The flight was supporting a radar modernization.
02:27:22
Oh, that's sucks, he said.
02:27:24
The cause of the incident remains unknown and is under investigation,
02:27:28
but added that the crash was quickly deemed unsurvivable.
02:27:32
Operations at Edwards Air Force Base have been grounded.
02:27:34
What? Wait.
02:27:35
What made him quickly deem that the fact that everyone was dead,
02:27:40
like, I think so, yeah,
02:27:42
the fact that it's smashed into the ground at a high rate of speed
02:27:45
and a giant ball of flames, I think that that dude survived the one, allegedly.
02:27:49
I still think he was on the ground.
02:27:51
He wasn't even on the plane.
02:27:52
But damage, I mean, crazy things can happen.
02:27:55
But I think ultimately you've got a large, large percentage chance
02:27:59
that that's not going to happen involving the aircraft type.
02:28:02
Since 2016.
02:28:08
So that was kind of interesting.
02:28:12
I got to get water.
02:28:15
That's nice.
02:28:16
Brady.
02:28:34
Yeah.
02:28:38
Yeah.
02:28:41
Yeah.
02:28:43
Yeah.
02:28:45
Yeah.
02:28:47
Yeah.
02:28:49
And then it's just so that you want to start.
02:28:52
Yeah. So I'm a politician.
02:28:54
Kitchen to the right.
02:28:56
Let me start to do some.
02:28:58
Oh my God. Yes.
02:29:03
No. No.
02:29:10
Yeah.
02:29:10
It was a couple of times but but least. No.
02:29:15
No. Yes.
02:29:17
But the bottom of the.
02:29:19
Oh my.
02:29:20
Yeah.
02:29:21
You know I start
02:29:24
you know you know I start
02:29:28
you know
02:29:32
you know.
02:29:37
Oh. It's it's the pleasure.
02:29:46
You make that.
02:29:50
Late labor
02:29:52
in the.
02:29:53
Because I think I never
02:29:57
see something.
02:29:59
You know, I'm
02:30:01
saying something.
02:30:03
You know, I'm
02:30:06
saying this.
02:30:07
You know, my.
02:30:16
Name.
02:30:22
Up on so.
02:30:28
This is what it's called Ascii porn.
02:30:30
It was the first porn on the internet.
02:30:33
Now? Well, some of them,
02:30:34
some of them a dick there, you know?
02:30:38
Yeah. There's the dude bent.
02:30:39
It was. He bent over like this.
02:30:41
I've never done this in my life other than, like, with clothes on.
02:30:47
Maybe doing a stretch, but not like that.
02:30:49
Some of the look pretty good.
02:30:52
Fuck yeah.
02:30:55
That work? Oh, yeah.
02:30:55
Those are the weird lumps down there.
02:30:58
What is that?
02:30:59
It's like a dick head.
02:31:01
You got to kind of crush.
02:31:02
What is that,
02:31:04
like, ever be shaved, bro?
02:31:05
You don't need to make this false long.
02:31:07
Oh, thanks. I don't I don't like shaved. I'm into like.
02:31:10
Oh, what is that?
02:31:10
Was that a stretched butthole?
02:31:12
Come on.
02:31:14
The stretched out asshole.
02:31:16
Yeah, I think it's a dude stretched out butthole.
02:31:21
What the fuck?
02:31:24
It also says what is wrong with society.
02:31:26
Yeah, this is the gay dudes even back then.
02:31:29
Get is.
02:31:30
Yeah, gay dudes existed or.
02:31:33
I mean, but I mean they're like, no.
02:31:36
Yeah.
02:31:37
You see, the straight dude just have like, they don't have like a chick,
02:31:39
like ripping her like, vagina open and, like, cramming for dildos down there.
02:31:43
But the gay dudes got this, like,
02:31:45
butthole was ripped wide open with a big boner and shit.
02:31:48
It's weird how there's just this.
02:31:52
Difference?
02:31:53
Deviance. Oh, look at that. Look at that.
02:31:55
No, I mean, you saw it on me, but I guess you could call that.
02:31:59
What is that? That moves on its own.
02:32:01
Slapping her ass. Yeah. Okay.
02:32:03
How does that move on its own?
02:32:05
What's a jiff? It's an animated gif.
02:32:07
Of course I know, but what is it supposed to be, representative?
02:32:10
Oh, it's just a multi
02:32:12
picture excerpt after picture after picture.
02:32:14
A picture.
02:32:15
I got you like they're smacking her ass a little bit.
02:32:18
A little jiggle.
02:32:21
See? You want me to leave?
02:32:22
Look, see now that's women porn.
02:32:24
Like that's what, that's what.
02:32:26
Right. Yeah.
02:32:27
That's what men want.
02:32:31
You want to ride on a unicorn on the beach?
02:32:33
Okay, okay.
02:32:36
Can we be nude?
02:32:37
I guess so,
02:32:40
I have some idea what they were staring at.
02:32:46
Ascii porn?
02:32:50
Good old Ascii porn.
02:32:51
Loving it.
02:32:53
Ascii.
02:32:58
Look, the key that,
02:33:01
I like that picture, though.
02:33:04
Yeah. Speaking of which, speaking of Ascii.
02:33:06
Yeah. So, this is, the last Thursday.
02:33:09
This most recent Thursday was a, normally is on Friday, but I've mentioned it
02:33:13
in the past on the show, something at the zoo, at the Detroit Zoo.
02:33:16
It's a great event.
02:33:18
Every single year they give you a little bit less
02:33:20
and a little bit less, much like faster horses did.
02:33:22
So, this year, they gave you even less.
02:33:24
I didn't know buddy was no longer at the Detroit Zoo.
02:33:26
Now it's called the Woodward Pizza.
02:33:28
And they gave you, to, like, meatballs.
02:33:32
Most protein I had or dinner
02:33:34
there was, like, ribs and brisket.
02:33:38
Guy who took fucking forever.
02:33:40
As if he didn't understand how to just work a fucking line.
02:33:44
There was two options.
02:33:45
So do you know how long it took them to do each order?
02:33:47
I don't know, like three minutes.
02:33:49
So we were in the line for, like, three minutes,
02:33:51
and then we realized we barely moves.
02:33:52
And so we just left the line.
02:33:54
There was maybe, like, a sandwich thing.
02:33:57
Everything else was desserts. It was.
02:33:58
It was not as good. They didn't have as many bars.
02:34:01
That's a sandwich.
02:34:02
Look at my complaints about it.
02:34:05
I was continue to go because the main thing is,
02:34:09
walking around at night at the zoo where there's no children.
02:34:13
It's an upper.
02:34:13
It's a higher scale event, and you can just kind of drink and, fart around.
02:34:18
And as many times as maybe her and I would go to the zoo throughout the year,
02:34:23
we would just we just save it all up and we just do this one splurge event.
02:34:27
But, yeah, this is a Wolverine.
02:34:29
This thing was, we thought it was just like, yawning
02:34:33
at first as we were approaching it, but, it has an inflamed asshole.
02:34:37
It's trying to scratch it on the grass. Probably.
02:34:40
It's got a red rocket as the.
02:34:43
And it's weird how it was blamed.
02:34:47
Yeah.
02:34:47
So it's weird how it masturbates just like a human.
02:34:49
But it's weird because, like, I, I'm my, I'm, we're stumbling upon it, and we're
02:34:54
the only ones around and I'm like, oh my God, it's masturbating.
02:34:57
I'm like, on your lawn in the public.
02:35:00
Yeah.
02:35:01
And so I'm filming it and my girlfriend's like,
02:35:04
she's fine with it, but she's also making fun of me at the same time.
02:35:08
And so then there's another, there's another couple that's like,
02:35:11
kind of coming our way from probably, like, maybe like 150ft away.
02:35:16
And so we kind of, I start filming and we move
02:35:19
and we kind of go sit on the side bench and they stumble over to come,
02:35:23
and it takes them a minute to realize what's going on.
02:35:26
But then they also both pull out their phone out and start filming.
02:35:30
And so then it couldn't flat out, you weirdo, their phones out.
02:35:33
Both of them.
02:35:34
The man and the woman. Yeah.
02:35:36
And so I didn't feel like such a weirdo.
02:35:39
Yeah.
02:35:39
No, no, no, they were.
02:35:42
You know, to be honest, like, in my opinion,
02:35:44
it'd be perfectly fine if you all started wiping yours out.
02:35:47
And, I mean, he he said the only whacking off.
02:35:54
I forgot what else we saw.
02:35:55
There was something we thought maybe the rhinos were horny, too.
02:35:58
They were kind of challenging each other.
02:35:59
After the Wolverine jacking off, I forgot what else we saw.
02:36:05
Is the right thing to say?
02:36:07
It was a great event.
02:36:08
Regardless of the
02:36:10
lesser food options over the years.
02:36:15
It's a charity.
02:36:15
Whether it's for good cause.
02:36:17
They got to make more money.
02:36:19
They just got to get done about that.
02:36:20
Let's just, there's just less people that want to
02:36:24
put in, I guess.
02:36:25
I don't know, tax write off less people want to go to that animal prison.
02:36:28
Yeah, you're right.
02:36:30
I know they got they have a whole new era.
02:36:31
That area that's open up.
02:36:33
It's kind of really nice. It's meant mainly for kids.
02:36:35
It was actually the debut of that area, recently.
02:36:41
And it's.
02:36:44
It was where the fucking, opposite.
02:36:47
So like the if you're familiar with the Detroit Zoo, it's the
02:36:50
there's the fountain.
02:36:51
The camels and shit are on the one side.
02:36:53
It's like the opposite side, not on the buildings, but the after the buildings.
02:36:57
They were doing a whole construction area, I guess, like the flamingos
02:37:00
used to be over there.
02:37:02
But they opened it up very much.
02:37:05
There's a lot of kid friendly shit there,
02:37:08
which is just annoying, cause I don't give a fuck about that stuff.
02:37:11
There's petting zoo stuff.
02:37:13
There's a goat farm now.
02:37:15
That whole area is very much transformed.
02:37:18
What can we call them? Gay people instead of flamingos?
02:37:26
In the movie.
02:37:30
Oh, yeah.
02:37:31
This is ridiculous.
02:37:33
This one.
02:37:33
This child, she's just, like, innocently.
02:37:35
And it's like, you know, she realizes she's like, going on Fox
02:37:38
because the same way, not like, go for the snapping turtle.
02:37:41
They clam.
02:37:42
They don't want to let go.
02:37:44
And she actually brilliantly here too.
02:37:47
Because the thing is the death row, right.
02:37:48
They can rip your fucking arm right out of its socket with that fucking roll.
02:37:52
That's the whole point of it.
02:37:53
Because then they can like,
02:37:54
break parts off of their prey and then just eat them right?
02:37:58
They know that there's like sockets and shit that can just be twisted off.
02:38:02
So if I'm like on a ladder, if I follow the rules.
02:38:05
Exactly.
02:38:07
I'm not supposed to be up there alone for obvious reason, right?
02:38:09
I don't know why you're anywhere near that fucking son of a bitch.
02:38:13
No, I mean, but if you do wrangle
02:38:14
alligators, don't you think there should be, I don't know, another handler there.
02:38:18
Just in case this happened, I don't know.
02:38:19
Or a gun any, like Taser. We'll see.
02:38:22
Do you said that about the dog? To when?
02:38:24
Once your rod.
02:38:25
Once your arm is locked onto an alligator.
02:38:27
You might not think clearly enough or have the ability
02:38:30
or or even the time to grab your pretty calm.
02:38:33
She's actually does extremely well despite being in the in a horrific situation
02:38:38
that she put herself in for being make mental note women.
02:38:40
You know what she's not doing?
02:38:42
Screaming her ass off, flailing around and panicking
02:38:46
like most women would do.
02:38:47
By the way.
02:38:50
Yeah, but she was an idiot, that young uns.
02:38:53
Oops.
02:38:54
She's like, oh no, I guess I gotta get in your way.
02:38:57
You got trouble in here.
02:38:59
And the guys is like, we got trouble.
02:39:00
I don't know what to do, but she rolls with it.
02:39:02
So she rolled up. Oh.
02:39:07
Right. Oh.
02:39:12
Yeah.
02:39:12
Code six.
02:39:14
We got mommy. Oh, no. Poor kid.
02:39:17
There's a kid I.
02:39:22
Look, mommy, the alligator like the lady.
02:39:26
Hungry?
02:39:30
Now, now the alligator grabs
02:39:31
the guy's face and she just runs away.
02:39:36
That wouldn't be fair.
02:39:46
Yeah.
02:39:46
He wants to taste blood.
02:39:47
I think you have to murder it. Right?
02:39:49
So we just ask him.
02:39:51
We just got.
02:39:52
We just watched a woman get rescued by a man.
02:39:56
And I am,
02:39:59
and everyone just leaves this guy there.
02:40:01
All right?
02:40:02
I don't know what to do.
02:40:02
I gotta run away.
02:40:04
I gotta quit now anyway.
02:40:07
He's.
02:40:07
It says two fast acting guests.
02:40:10
So this guy just happens to be there.
02:40:12
I mean, he has a yellow vest on. I don't know,
02:40:14
I think the guests were initially who helped, but this guy was like,
02:40:19
I would assume, you know, no
02:40:20
one's wearing a fucking yellow vest to the to the venue here.
02:40:24
But like alligators.
02:40:26
What is it? They they've got the what? The jaws.
02:40:28
They've got, like, a shit ton of muscles that.
02:40:30
Well, like, close the, keep the jaw.
02:40:36
Wait, I forget what it is closed.
02:40:38
But they don't have a bunch of muscles that, like.
02:40:39
Open the door. Open it. Yeah.
02:40:41
And so once it's clamped, like, it's pretty fucking him.
02:40:44
Hold it. Yeah.
02:40:44
And hold it with two fingers.
02:40:47
Hey. Me okay. Yeah.
02:40:49
That's you.
02:40:50
Get off the alligator.
02:40:52
You're being mean to the alligator.
02:40:54
Is it alligator or crocodile?
02:40:56
Get off the croc.
02:40:57
A gator.
02:41:01
Do you think there's people like PETA's angry about the alligator?
02:41:04
Of course.
02:41:06
To me, though. In the cage.
02:41:07
Yeah, yeah, it has every right to fight back.
02:41:11
In my opinion.
02:41:12
The alligator should look at the fucking zookeeper and say, am I free to go?
02:41:17
Am I being detained?
02:41:20
A large saltwater crocodile delivers a clamping pressure of 3,700
02:41:24
pounds per square inch, which is the highest directly measured
02:41:27
bite force of any living animal on earth.
02:41:33
The record holder is a saltwater crocodile.
02:41:37
No. Some massive no crocodiles
02:41:40
might theoretically reach up to 5,000 pounds per square inch.
02:41:44
The average human bite is around 120 to 160 psi.
02:41:49
A lion or tiger clamps roughly 650 to 1000 p.s.i.
02:41:55
The alligator will do 1000 2125.
02:42:00
Roughly 3000 p.s.i.
02:42:03
Again, crocodile is 3700.
02:42:08
So even if that is an alligator, well, that's still pretty ridiculous.
02:42:12
We know that police are now investigating
02:42:14
this as, potentially an attempted murder.
02:42:17
We know that the little boy three with the alligator.
02:42:21
We know this is a completely different story,
02:42:23
but this is also alligator series involved finding himself in stage.
02:42:28
So enclosure.
02:42:29
And as you said, we know alligator.
02:42:32
Alligator.
02:42:34
You get, the, but the man here, there are people
02:42:37
who get into alligator accidents on accident than
02:42:42
some people just get eaten by alligators, been arrested,
02:42:45
especially if they get thrown in this stage by police.
02:42:49
So a random mentally handicapped person threw a random child
02:42:53
into an alligator pen and, got eaten.
02:42:56
Unfortunately, the handlers of the mentally handicapped person think
02:43:00
their older person, you know, potentially, I don't know, they should really?
02:43:03
Yeah. Yeah.
02:43:05
We're just like, oh, I think there are people who get into
02:43:08
helicopter accidents on accident, man.
02:43:12
Once there's children involved,
02:43:15
they didn't want to get rid of their own child because, you know,
02:43:18
but if somebody else did it for them,
02:43:20
I can tell you a little bit more about what happened.
02:43:21
It was just before 1:30 this lunchtime that officers were called
02:43:26
here just before two, just before 1:30.
02:43:32
I guess it makes sense that this one.
02:43:35
No it's past 1:15, I'm sure.
02:43:38
But it's.
02:43:41
It's past one.
02:43:43
Before a three year old boy ended up inside an enclosure with crocodiles.
02:43:48
Mac, pass.
02:43:49
The air ambulance, of course, were called to the scene.
02:43:51
They treated the boy
02:43:52
and he was taken by the ambulance service to Addenbrooke's Hospital.
02:43:55
Well, first he was taken by the alligator, where this evening he is said to be.
02:44:00
I know they took the kid in that alligator was like, can I finish?
02:44:04
And specially trained police officers
02:44:07
supporting his family this evening,
02:44:10
and officers very keen to speak to anyone who witnessed this
02:44:13
horrific, horrific incident and I'm sorry it critically injured.
02:44:17
Does that mean he's gone?
02:44:20
If I.
02:44:23
You know that he survives.
02:44:24
I mean, it's not going to be a fun trip.
02:44:26
It's a living nightmare, isn't it, Claire?
02:44:28
What do we know about the man who has been arrested?
02:44:32
This is a living nightmare, isn't it, Claire?
02:44:34
It's very specific to Claire.
02:44:36
What did Claire do?
02:44:37
You know what she did?
02:44:38
We did. I know she did. Last summer.
02:44:40
You didn't know?
02:44:41
At this stage, that's how police car should look.
02:44:44
By the way.
02:44:45
You American fucking predator back there.
02:44:47
That's a police car.
02:44:49
Yeah, so you can find it.
02:44:51
It's the law. It has to be colored like that.
02:44:53
So it's not all stealth.
02:44:54
Cannot have law and order and age.
02:44:57
We know very little.
02:44:59
We know that he's 30 years old.
02:45:01
We know that he is from, north, 30 years old.
02:45:04
And we know that an investigation he's from Norfolk
02:45:08
is now we know that he has been arrested.
02:45:10
The investigation is happening.
02:45:12
It's brilliant.
02:45:13
Grayson and Claire, what can you tell us about the zoo itself?
02:45:18
The kid would not shut the fuck something.
02:45:20
Get a yearly pass for 75 hours.
02:45:23
My favorite animal is the exhibited pet.
02:45:26
But, you know, the giraffe's tongues are blue.
02:45:29
What the fuck?
02:45:31
Tell us about the zoo.
02:45:35
Did you have a fun day?
02:45:36
Otherwise?
02:45:39
Do you what you should say right there.
02:45:41
Now is.
02:45:41
Hello.
02:45:42
Before, a boy just died.
02:45:45
You want me to do what again?
02:45:47
Tell us about the zoo itself.
02:45:51
I. I have to know what she says.
02:45:54
It's a very popular attraction locally.
02:45:56
Lots of people who live around here and from further afield, particularly
02:45:59
those with young children today, is that a crocodile is snacking on a young child.
02:46:04
It's beautiful.
02:46:05
She does brilliantly go for a third party perspective than her own.
02:46:10
It is pretty smart on her part.
02:46:13
I don't say other people say, you know, here, all right, I'm going to come first.
02:46:18
Reporting from this site around 20 years ago when it was very much
02:46:21
a working farm.
02:46:22
It's still a family farm, a family business.
02:46:24
And at that stage they had a little not any more respect.
02:46:27
And the just introduced the first.
02:46:29
They always say working farm.
02:46:32
What's a non-working farm like?
02:46:34
Gary's property I think so, yeah.
02:46:37
It's no one's working in a bid
02:46:38
to sort of diversify the business and welcoming more visitors.
02:46:42
It is growing black people by leaps and bounds.
02:46:44
Since then.
02:46:45
Lots of additions in the buildings behind me, including a
02:46:49
I'm glad you said it's grown leaps and bounds instead of bites.
02:46:54
Very popular farm shop and a cafe.
02:46:56
And according to its website, it now cafe for the crocodile has 100
02:47:01
gator bites, including lions and tigers and of course, the crocodiles as well.
02:47:06
Here.
02:47:09
Things I can buy you
02:47:12
all my on site, including lions.
02:47:15
Lots of things they can bite.
02:47:17
It's the saying goes lions, tigers and bears on my not lions and tigers.
02:47:22
And of course, crocodiles include
02:47:26
lions and tigers and of course, the crocodiles as well.
02:47:31
We were here back in April.
02:47:32
Oh my gosh.
02:47:33
The, the crocodiles on, tourism in the heatwave.
02:47:39
But of course, today's story very, very different, very distressing
02:47:43
for people living locally.
02:47:44
And we can't speak to a local councilor now.
02:47:46
So it may be both a district and county councilor.
02:47:49
So making plans.
02:47:51
What is the the,
02:47:54
Do you think he's got an accent?
02:47:55
I don't know, it's such a shock. It is.
02:47:59
Try to pop.
02:47:59
I hear an accent. No, it's hard to tell. Still, the.
02:48:01
I think she's got a pretty good accent.
02:48:03
It is. It's a bloody. It's a bit of.
02:48:06
No, everybody's flabbergasted with it. Oh.
02:48:09
It's flabbergasted.
02:48:11
Flabbergasted.
02:48:12
Complete shock.
02:48:12
How on earth has managed to happen?
02:48:15
And I don't know where she lives.
02:48:17
It hasn't been happening like a Hillshire.
02:48:20
Don't expect it to happen on your doorstep in the real world.
02:48:23
Goes to every parent's nightmare, isn't it?
02:48:25
Particularly those of us who.
02:48:27
So I, I hate to argue with there's such a sad time, but the beautiful.
02:48:33
That's the one place where I think it would happen.
02:48:35
She's like, you just.
02:48:36
It's such a shock that it happened here on our doorstep.
02:48:38
You mean in the crocodile exhibit,
02:48:41
right?
02:48:42
Yeah. At the zoo.
02:48:44
Our own children dead.
02:48:46
The animal? Yeah. It was kept here. Yeah.
02:48:48
It's just my thoughts and prayers, really, for the family.
02:48:52
And perfect timing for the monkeys to go through there laughing.
02:48:55
Well, thoughts and prayers for sure.
02:48:57
That'll fix it.
02:48:58
Going through that.
02:48:59
My thoughts and prayers.
02:49:01
Her thoughts or prayers.
02:49:04
Good point.
02:49:05
I thought it was one or the other, you know, man, if it wasn't for believing
02:49:09
in what God made there, you wouldn't have anything in life. Man.
02:49:17
Well, we might still.
02:49:20
I think we have a cognitive dissonance.
02:49:22
This will still establish some type of a hierarchy of morals.
02:49:26
With or without a creator of some type of source,
02:49:30
or start something we can't comprehend.
02:49:33
Oops.
02:49:34
Have you lost your mind?
02:49:36
I don't think there's video on this.
02:49:39
Whatever mystical
02:49:41
there is. Video. It's also video.
02:49:43
Yeah. Remember remember rapper mystical?
02:49:46
Apparently.
02:49:48
I don't know, doing like 20 years for rape danger.
02:49:52
Apparently he was dangerous.
02:49:55
Mystical.
02:49:56
No video here.
02:49:57
What else did he have?
02:49:58
Fucking,
02:50:00
What is in fucking. No.
02:50:02
I mean, I remember danger.
02:50:05
Shake that ass. Watch yourself.
02:50:07
Shake that ass. We your.
02:50:10
He was in the fucking
02:50:16
no limits soldiers.
02:50:17
The, He's hanging from the basketball hoop in the fucking.
02:50:22
You know, in the back of video.
02:50:25
No, no, it's on
02:50:27
my cell.
02:50:29
From the minute I get taking it to the doctor
02:50:32
now, it's a good video, but the video was.
02:50:36
Show me you make censored version
02:50:40
like that in the baseball bat.
02:50:43
I don't think it's right.
02:50:45
It's funny that one man is dangerous.
02:50:47
Hey, guys, you gotta get out.
02:50:52
Oh, man, oh, man.
02:50:55
Oh, it's
02:50:58
gotta be some.
02:51:02
Don't like some nigga right here.
02:51:05
Three.
02:51:07
My nigga right.
02:51:09
You don't you ever think you'll be a 30 year wait?
02:51:12
Something from a 2022 easy going home.
02:51:16
Yeah.
02:51:19
A woman reported that he attacks cocaine,
02:51:21
raped her at his home in named Louisiana.
02:51:26
Get on the phone.
02:51:27
He literally face a mandatory life sentence for her in any way.
02:51:31
Became guilty to the lesser charges.
02:51:34
A maximum 20 year sentence on the possibility of parole.
02:51:38
That's what rape carries in Louisiana.
02:51:41
They don't.
02:51:43
That's smart.
02:51:44
What a yeah.
02:51:45
I mean, if you're fucked up, individual thug carries like a murder.
02:51:49
Sounds like a you.
02:51:55
Break up
02:51:57
bank. Yeah.
02:51:58
That is also in 2003 sexual battery and extortion.
02:52:01
He was convicted of 26 times in 2012.
02:52:04
Domestic abuse battery.
02:52:11
In 2017,
02:52:12
he was also jailed for 18 months on separate rape and kidnaping charges.
02:52:15
But those charges were officially dropped
02:52:17
in 2022 after a grand jury decline to bring an indictment.
02:52:21
So he ain't fucking no spring chicken in the fucking.
02:52:26
He's a good rapper.
02:52:26
But, when you when you do some rape shit, you can go fuck yourself.
02:52:32
Flat rants live.
02:52:34
This week we will be doing drugs.
02:52:36
You heard me right. Drugs.
02:52:39
A group
02:52:41
about a disturbing trend among young people.
02:52:43
Nitrous oxide, also known as whippets,
02:52:47
use leading to some rise in hospitalizations
02:52:51
and worse.
02:52:56
Nitrous oxide tanks sold
02:52:58
legally at gas stations and smoke shops.
02:53:01
Is this all nitrous down here? Yeah.
02:53:03
Fox two photojournalist Colter Mitchell having no problem at all
02:53:06
finding it at our first smoke shop.
02:53:08
All you need a way to pay to be 18 there.
02:53:12
Wait. You got to go to this. You can't get them at Myer anymore.
02:53:15
These have a ten pack at Myer
02:53:18
nitrous?
02:53:19
Yeah, I had a CO2.
02:53:22
We begun when I got pulled over when I was a little younger for they got.
02:53:27
I got hold over the weed when I got, when I went to have my probation,
02:53:31
the probation officer was like, so you doing whip it soon?
02:53:33
I'm like, I don't know what the fuck. You know what?
02:53:34
She goes, there was cartridges. I'm like, they're fucking CO2.
02:53:37
You going to be gun with it, right?
02:53:39
They weren't fucking. I never knew that they came in the same cartridge.
02:53:42
I had no idea until I saw it.
02:53:43
Oh. Years later by other people I was hanging out with,
02:53:47
which is kind of my whole life.
02:53:49
I've seen it in Michigan.
02:53:50
Sees rise of air visits for nitrous oxide like that.
02:53:53
They've always said that you're committed to your visit.
02:53:56
What's the complaint?
02:53:57
The like what happens when you.
02:54:02
You overdose on nitrous.
02:54:03
Like what's the negative?
02:54:05
I got a story. I'll keep the names out of it.
02:54:07
But I know it's a really short story, too.
02:54:09
I know somebody that was driving in their parents minivan with an entire tank.
02:54:12
Not a fucking cartridge, but an entire tank.
02:54:15
Yeah, I went to a rush
02:54:19
dealership.
02:54:19
Salesperson was a Russian dude.
02:54:21
Cool ass motherfucker.
02:54:22
And he knew a lot of the high end people
02:54:24
that were Russian, and we were cool with them.
02:54:25
We went to his birthday party and there was like a work birthday party
02:54:28
that we went to, and then we kind of will and I hung out afterwards,
02:54:32
and we were the only two people that hung out afterwards.
02:54:34
And like, we went down, we were smoking weed.
02:54:37
Yeah.
02:54:37
And then next thing you know, he starts spinning records and then like another,
02:54:40
like a bunch of it
02:54:41
just becomes a big Russian party, like straight Russian,
02:54:43
like they're speaking Russian to each other.
02:54:45
And then they they fucking lay a towel down on the ground,
02:54:48
and then a whole fucking tank,
02:54:51
full size, you know, like, like, right.
02:54:55
Yeah. Like.
02:54:56
Yeah. It's cool, it's cool. Shit.
02:54:58
The driver was doing the, nitrous tank.
02:55:01
Yeah, the whole fucking tank.
02:55:02
Hold the minivan
02:55:05
with the tank in it.
02:55:06
Yeah. This is dangerous.
02:55:08
You can.
02:55:08
You can pop the dangerous Dane.
02:55:11
You can make that a projectile. Yeah.
02:55:13
The N-word. Right? Yeah.
02:55:15
We might have somebody on the show.
02:55:18
When I think we have people on the show right now,
02:55:21
he can tell us all about that story because he may.
02:55:23
Or maybe he's gonna.
02:55:24
She's gonna like, you know, looks like, oh, you know, maybe I don't know.
02:55:28
I don't know if you do too much nitrous.
02:55:32
Well, we're used by huffing the canister to get hot.
02:55:35
For severe cases, you'll see frame paralysis.
02:55:38
So where people will literally have to relearn how to walk.
02:55:41
And those are the most extreme cases, by and large.
02:55:43
We're seeing, encountering patients who are
02:55:47
never do that, on our logical symptoms.
02:55:50
Again, weakness, numbness, tingling.
02:55:52
Doctor Varun Vohra with the Michigan Poison and Drug
02:55:55
Information Center with the staffs in Michigan from 2001.
02:55:59
That's where you get the weapons.
02:56:00
2314 deaths with nitrous oxide involvement.
02:56:04
E.R. visits from 10 to 60 911 response calls jumped by like
02:56:10
under the influence or right within 20%.
02:56:14
And these stats are likely low.
02:56:16
But we're obviously at the poison center. We're not.
02:56:18
Does anybody else find it fascinating?
02:56:20
That's for 20.
02:56:22
Have you lost your mind?
02:56:26
For a nitrous oxide
02:56:28
story 911 calls are up 420%.
02:56:32
I don't give a crap about that 420%.
02:56:36
And these stats that I received was insane.
02:56:39
We're not capturing every single case across the state
02:56:42
because calls to the center of voluntary, they're passive.
02:56:45
They're second hand reporting
02:56:46
either from users themselves, parents or healthcare providers.
02:56:50
So you can't believe anything skewed in either direction.
02:56:53
Yep, yep, the doctor from ours.
02:56:55
Turns out people are embarrassed for their actions.
02:56:57
And they they, they lie about them.
02:57:03
Story wants state lawmakers to consider.
02:57:06
That's a burly, attractive woman there, isn't it?
02:57:08
She's like, I think she's pregnant.
02:57:12
Or an all out ban on recreation.
02:57:15
A56. Oh.
02:57:18
You're generous. Wait, you're going the wrong.
02:57:21
I mean, for her age,
02:57:24
she's 25, no sales,
02:57:27
and we've nitrous oxide to be used in your ass.
02:57:30
I don't like the way she says nitrous oxide.
02:57:32
It's nitrous oxide.
02:57:34
It's nitrous oxide, not nitrous oxide.
02:57:38
More so there every time it's in her
02:57:41
BR culinary purposes or in the auto industry, I.
02:57:45
Oh, what did she whisper?
02:57:47
Auto industry.
02:57:49
It wasn't talking about auto industry story.
02:57:52
What state lawmakers to consider an all out ban on recreational sales
02:57:57
and leave nitrous oxide to be used in medical settings
02:58:00
for culinary purposes or in the auto industry?
02:58:04
I don't mean to say everyone knows about the, cooking industry.
02:58:10
Have you lost your mind?
02:58:11
Sorry, but you didn't know it's for me.
02:58:14
Auto industry.
02:58:16
It's true.
02:58:18
So if you use, nitrous oxide
02:58:21
a lot, you can actually start to see things that are bullshit.
02:58:25
It all is.
02:58:27
Is the crash site, all the television that
02:58:30
Fox News broadcast.
02:58:31
Again, you go there and you didn't play the original in first.
02:58:34
Bro, I didn't sorry, I didn't play the setup
02:58:38
24 and then 25.
02:58:40
Yeah, 24 and then 25.
02:58:43
I thought I did 24.
02:58:44
See the 24 was green.
02:58:47
I know, I thought it was two for some.
02:58:48
It already is two for some reason, but I must have clicked it.
02:58:52
Well know I thought maybe that's why I skipped it.
02:58:55
I there's an honest fuck up right there.
02:58:58
Oh no, I did that one. I did that one on the regular.
02:59:01
Oh you did and I didn't do the next one.
02:59:03
I moved the wheel, thereafter.
02:59:06
And I forgot to tell you to reload it.
02:59:07
We need a way to connect.
02:59:09
Is in California's Mojave Desert, killing all on board.
02:59:14
Air Force Colonel James Cook says the aircraft is a no.
02:59:17
We did watch this mission when it went down on the runway.
02:59:20
Just after leaving the ground,
02:59:22
a large plume of black smoke rose from the crash site.
02:59:25
Visit people.
02:59:27
You crash helicopter accidents
02:59:30
on accident man and uniformed personnel.
02:59:33
Boeing which built the air.
02:59:35
Oh, it's the same crash site he's working with over
02:59:38
the years supporting a radar modernization program.
02:59:41
He's been to the crash, you know, and is shame
02:59:46
what was picked up randomly without quickly deemed to be picked up
02:59:52
shortly thereafter
02:59:53
in a Fox News broadcast, a netizen has upset
02:59:57
her daughter.
02:59:59
Oh come on dude, that's so fake.
03:00:02
In a Fox News broadcast, a netizen has observed
03:00:05
a visual of a strange red or and don't like being called a netizen.
03:00:09
I just couldn't read or that is right out of that.
03:00:12
Sandra Bullock did notice some of the strange red or brown
03:00:18
posting on the social media.
03:00:20
Dude, it's just bullshit.
03:00:21
The tracking is incredible.
03:00:23
That is the best professional photographer I've ever seen to be able to track down
03:00:27
after the fact.
03:00:29
They're taking a one frame and then I think they're fucking tracking
03:00:32
it after the fact. A visual of a strange that did you see?
03:00:35
They have them other views posting on the this media platform X
03:00:40
to emphasize the red orb like object that was seen flying east to west
03:00:44
soon after the crash.
03:00:45
They've got a wider pan of that exact fucking camera perspective
03:00:51
orb like structure. Yeah,
03:00:53
right.
03:00:54
How come the red orb like structure, right?
03:00:57
Yeah. Or maybe they are following it.
03:00:59
Maybe they were fucking their thumb because it's fake and gay.
03:01:03
Moving at a lightning speed at the beginning of something
03:01:07
like a lightning speed lady. But that's okay.
03:01:09
And does it have anything to do with the B-52 crash?
03:01:13
Yeah, it sure does, because whoever decided
03:01:15
to put the fucking CGI orb on it went well.
03:01:17
This video is going viral right now,
03:01:19
and we think there was some fucking gender reveal party or some shit.
03:01:23
And somebody let a mylar balloon go.
03:01:24
Wait, what's red mean?
03:01:27
I don't know, miscarriage.
03:01:30
Your baby's going to be miscarry.
03:01:33
Yeah, we did do that.
03:01:34
We did do that for files.
03:01:36
And this I think obviously we did a miscarriage.
03:01:38
Added a new layer. Yeah.
03:01:40
And then out of a story,
03:01:44
I think it's a girl.
03:01:45
If it's blue, it's a boy.
03:01:46
If it's red. It was an abortion.
03:01:48
A mystery to the B-52 crash.
03:01:50
I knew she was in mystery.
03:01:52
I had no idea.
03:01:52
But I assumed a new mystery.
03:01:57
Yeah, that's too perfect.
03:01:59
Too perfect fake, is it?
03:02:02
Well, let me tell you something, brother.
03:02:08
Conspiracies are real, bro.
03:02:11
Yeah, I believe that.
03:02:12
That more than one person can actually plan something.
03:02:15
Sure. Conspiracies are definitely real.
03:02:18
He's playing something we conspire to put on the show every week.
03:02:23
It's true.
03:02:24
It doesn't make it a bad thing.
03:02:27
Conspiracies weren't considered a horrible, horrible, bad thing
03:02:30
until they tried to make it a conspiracy theory.
03:02:32
Because of JFK.
03:02:34
Have you lost your mind?
03:02:41
It should be playing.
03:02:43
It's not.
03:02:45
Michelle Obama is overreacting
03:02:48
and making a big deal out of nothing.
03:02:51
He sure is.
03:02:55
See what I did there?
03:02:57
I was just yeah, well, her just a harmless hit that that's.
03:03:01
See, that's not a harmless joke because your platform at the time,
03:03:06
and because there's an obvious
03:03:09
political position of a whole group of people
03:03:11
that think that may be passing comment with no bad intent.
03:03:14
But she took it and framed it as racism.
03:03:16
And what?
03:03:18
It's not racism, it's gender ism.
03:03:21
She know they for some reason like to think, I don't know,
03:03:23
there was the racist thing and asked, that's usually my it's not racist.
03:03:26
Like how was it racist?
03:03:27
There's a lot of people that said that it was racist.
03:03:29
Apparently a black. Those are stupid.
03:03:31
People know somehow there's some stereotype
03:03:34
that I've never heard of that somehow black women get like referred to as manly.
03:03:38
I don't see how when there's just as many manly black women
03:03:44
as there are, there's very more manly white women than there are black women.
03:03:47
I think black women usually appear
03:03:50
to you and to Josh Hockett.
03:03:53
People don't think she's a man because she's black.
03:03:55
They think she's a man because of her penis flopping around on the Ellen didn't.
03:03:59
Yeah.
03:03:59
And there's pictures of someone that looks exactly like her who's a dude
03:04:04
standing right next to Obama,
03:04:07
who's also a dude.
03:04:10
Yeah.
03:04:11
There's like,
03:04:12
yeah, I don't know if those pictures so that they look real to me was crying.
03:04:16
Racism is a distraction.
03:04:18
That should not happen.
03:04:19
A personal.
03:04:22
Gender ist
03:04:24
because sexual offensive.
03:04:25
Just be like, I don't know what a fucking man is.
03:04:28
You know, it's funny because there's a lot of people that say that,
03:04:30
they're like, oh, Michelle Obama's going to sue.
03:04:34
She should.
03:04:34
So she should sue the she can't sue
03:04:39
because, you know, she might not know.
03:04:41
She could sue.
03:04:42
The the outcome that would be is she would have to prove it.
03:04:45
Well that's everyone was hoping with that with Macron's French wife.
03:04:49
Right, right.
03:04:51
But that that never happened.
03:04:53
I think wrong. Prove it.
03:04:56
Yeah. Can't wait for.
03:04:57
That's a whole level of discovery.
03:04:59
But MIT saying that inside the white House.
03:05:03
What what I don't like is this is totally distracting.
03:05:06
The fact that he said, I think my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ or some shit,
03:05:10
that's what was also just distracting the fact that he won, you know,
03:05:15
I don't think it the
03:05:17
wasn't very respectful, but
03:05:19
anyone who knows me knows I've always made jokes like this.
03:05:23
I've come to and he's he's kind of like garner other attention.
03:05:26
He's they're fighting.
03:05:27
So everything else he's not as serious.
03:05:30
So he doesn't get into something this serious. I think he's just there to
03:05:34
just be a walking fucking
03:05:38
Twitter comment, you know, like,
03:05:41
he's just a troll. He's just troll.
03:05:42
I was just trying to put a bit what I said is nothing close
03:05:47
to the kind of trash talk athletes throw at each other before games, right?
03:05:51
But she's not an athlete, you moron.
03:05:54
She's an outsider that you literally just grabbed out of thin air and went, right?
03:05:58
Yeah, man, it's a man, baby.
03:05:59
Which I don't know where we all get it. We all get it.
03:06:02
I don't think she's at the top of mind.
03:06:04
I was.
03:06:06
Maybe he's gay, by the way.
03:06:10
Maybe he's a little eventually.
03:06:11
So I don't understand why is being singled out.
03:06:15
Is it because her last name is Obama or because of her skin color?
03:06:20
When.
03:06:21
Yeah, the
03:06:22
the reaction is worse than the statement, if that's possible.
03:06:25
And did everything in the US start getting turned
03:06:28
into racial politics like, are you kidding me?
03:06:32
I believe it was 2007.
03:06:36
So do you feel like,
03:06:39
Kanye West, George
03:06:41
Bush doesn't care about, black people
03:06:44
is similar or.
03:06:47
I mean, she's lesser than because
03:06:49
it's just it's still accusatory out of left field.
03:06:52
But I think us sexual birth
03:06:56
situation is just more low blow, kind of just
03:07:01
I don't know, because George Bush may
03:07:03
or may not believe or he may or may not care about black people.
03:07:07
I don't know. I don't think so, but that could be debate.
03:07:10
You could debate that maybe we don't
03:07:12
we could solve we could do a scientific experiment
03:07:14
right here with your own personal data bowl.
03:07:17
These are your only choices.
03:07:18
Would you rather be black or a woman?
03:07:21
I'm just saying whether Michelle Obama is a man or not is not debatable.
03:07:24
There's there's fact to there.
03:07:26
We just don't know what it is. But there's fact to it.
03:07:29
You know,
03:07:31
I think everything is debatable.
03:07:33
No, there's fact to the fact that she is either a man or a woman.
03:07:38
Right.
03:07:38
But until we know that conclusion, we have to debate.
03:07:41
There's there's there's not debate.
03:07:43
It could be debatable whether George Bush does
03:07:45
or does not care about black people.
03:07:47
That is debatable.
03:07:50
It is.
03:07:51
I'm just saying it's a similar like out of left field statement
03:07:54
when it doesn't didn't need to be on a on a platform that was like,
03:07:58
what are we talking about is subjective.
03:07:59
I am well, I'm just saying
03:08:02
it's the only thing I can think of that would be similar to that
03:08:06
occurrence.
03:08:08
Apologize and accept consequences if needed.
03:08:11
But I still don't think I did.
03:08:12
He apologized.
03:08:13
Wait, I don't think he's really apologizing.
03:08:15
He's not really apologizing.
03:08:16
I like to apologize about it. Yeah,
03:08:20
dude, my
03:08:20
five haven't someone one of my family members does that.
03:08:23
She'll apologize for my behavior.
03:08:26
I'm sorry that you feel that way.
03:08:28
Like, no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
03:08:31
You just said whatever.
03:08:34
Well, I'm sorry you feel, Yeah.
03:08:37
Michelle Obama is overreacting and making a big deal out of nothing.
03:08:43
I was just joking with her.
03:08:44
Just a harmless comment.
03:08:46
Thanks for looping.
03:08:52
I saw Rick Springfield
03:08:54
over the weekend. Why?
03:08:57
Because he was playing with, Sammy Hagar.
03:09:02
Another. Why?
03:09:04
Because he was the frontman for Van Halen for some time, and he played with
03:09:07
Kenny Aronoff, which is one of the greatest drummers in the world.
03:09:11
So it's a drummer masturbation situation?
03:09:14
No, no, Steve are not Stevie.
03:09:16
Sorry. I get these two guitar players.
03:09:18
Joe Satriani was their great guitar player
03:09:22
and the
03:09:22
actual bass player from Van Halen, they played a lot of Van Halen.
03:09:25
It was called the best of both worlds, but we're still waiting for the other worlds
03:09:29
because he pretty much played all of Van Halen.
03:09:31
But anyways, Rick Springfield wrote a song called Jessie's Girl,
03:09:35
and I always would think, I would always think, what about Jesse?
03:09:40
The Jesse from our discovery group?
03:09:42
Are we ready to do this?
03:09:43
Oh, I hope not. Right, okay.
03:09:46
I was up late last night with this one.
03:09:49
So good. More cowbell bassline.
03:09:51
I told it bum bum bum. Yep.
03:09:57
And Jesse,
03:09:57
just hi hat is far as a high hat to begin with.
03:10:01
Okay, okay, cool.
03:10:03
Monica.
03:10:06
We just enjoy.
03:10:10
Okay, we're rolling in there.
03:10:13
We go.
03:10:15
And. Jesse is a friend.
03:10:25
Yeah.
03:10:25
No, he's been a good friend of mine.
03:10:28
But lately, some change.
03:10:30
Really hard to define justice.
03:10:32
Got himself a girl.
03:10:34
And I'm on a little on my channel.
03:10:36
Watching him and go in here.
03:10:39
Come on.
03:10:40
That was sounding good, but I got a problem.
03:10:46
I ain't got no, I mean, I guess not.
03:10:48
Good, good.
03:10:50
All right, where was.
03:10:51
I guess he's got himself a girl.
03:10:53
And I wonder what I'm thinking. Jack,
03:10:56
Jesus got himself a girl, and I want him on my hands
03:11:00
screens watching him with those eyes.
03:11:03
And she loving him with that body.
03:11:05
I just know it.
03:11:07
And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night.
03:11:11
Know I wish that I had Jessie's girl.
03:11:15
Rick. What the.
03:11:18
I wish I had Jessie's girl.
03:11:20
I'm trying to steal my girl.
03:11:22
Oh, shoot.
03:11:24
Come on.
03:11:24
Are you being paranoid? Is he always this paranoid?
03:11:27
Maybe just a subconscious.
03:11:29
I mean, you know, your relationship that's shaky.
03:11:31
You know, I'm just saying, maybe she should be with somebody else,
03:11:37
and it's like your name.
03:11:38
It's cool.
03:11:42
Good.
03:11:42
Fine. Joe. Rolling.
03:11:45
Chorus.
03:11:46
Kind of said one, two.
03:11:48
How should I have Jessie's girl?
03:11:52
I wish I had Jessie's Girl.
03:11:56
Tell me where can I find one like that?
03:12:00
Perfect.
03:12:02
This is.
03:12:04
Jessie.
03:12:05
What is.
03:12:06
What is your problem?
03:12:07
No, that's not cool. Rick.
03:12:10
Jessie!
03:12:12
Jesse! Jesse, don't.
03:12:14
Who? What kind of a drummer wears a suit coat?
03:12:18
Like deserves to lose his girlfriend?
03:12:20
Jessie. I don't know, Guy.
03:12:23
Ever since I told him I was pregnant, it's just been like
03:12:26
disaster.
03:12:27
You're pregnant?
03:12:29
Yeah.
03:12:33
Jessie.
03:12:35
Jessie.
03:12:36
We're all good, pal.
03:12:37
Point is, month
03:12:40
and I don't take no orders from the woman.
03:12:42
By the way, maybe we.
03:12:47
Teachers.
03:12:48
When does somebody does take orders from women?
03:12:50
Do and do teachers are the students right?
03:12:53
I mean, wait, what?
03:12:58
You choose.
03:13:00
They're both is bad.
03:13:03
Actually, somebody would say that the racist one is worse.
03:13:06
This is racist.
03:13:07
You're accused of asking students to kiss in class.
03:13:10
Was just fired by the Denver school board.
03:13:12
Kiss. Wait. I thought it was the wrong one.
03:13:14
26 and 27.
03:13:15
Goddamn it, I did.
03:13:17
This is 26.
03:13:21
This is 26.
03:13:22
Are you sure?
03:13:24
No, but. Yeah.
03:13:25
Okay. No, no, no. You're good, you're good.
03:13:27
Yeah. Just fired. Okay.
03:13:29
She was sentence in the next one. So good.
03:13:31
You fucking asshole. You did everything wrong. You got.
03:13:33
No. I'm sorry.
03:13:34
I feel like you're good for the details.
03:13:37
Good job.
03:13:38
Over the last eight years.
03:13:39
Wait, what did I say?
03:13:40
We taught French language and culture.
03:13:42
Fuck off. Dickhead.
03:13:43
French language or French kissing in college.
03:13:45
The documents say she spoke about her personal life
03:13:48
with students, often including her sexual orientation, using this weird,
03:13:52
Her history of abuse as a child, and suicidal ideation.
03:13:56
She also had students act out skits calling for them to kiss.
03:14:00
She's accused of reprimanding another teacher in front of students
03:14:03
and refusing to allow students to leave her class to finish rate.
03:14:07
I read Sperm Donor, but I never heard sperm donor.
03:14:11
Did she
03:14:12
say she's you since you reference like a sperm donor for like
03:14:15
because she's obviously a lesbian and he's like coming on the actual can.
03:14:19
Honka had a 24 year teaching career.
03:14:22
She appealed her term function, which by law triggered a judge to hear her case.
03:14:26
After hearing the facts of the case and judge's recommendation,
03:14:29
the DPS board voted unanimously to dismiss her
03:14:32
that she be executed.
03:14:35
Yep. So this is not her, charge.
03:14:38
So she's this is her the mask on.
03:14:41
Obviously, even though it's 2026.
03:14:45
Evidentiary,
03:14:47
evidentiary and ultimate findings of fact.
03:14:50
A Bridget, you go right.
03:14:52
Yeah, yeah.
03:14:55
And ultimate finding.
03:14:56
Evidentiary and evidentiary.
03:14:58
Evidentiary, evidentiary and ultimate findings of fact of the hearing
03:15:03
officer are the recommendation of the hearing officer.
03:15:06
That Miss Jennifer Hunka is dismissed on the grounds of incompetence
03:15:11
and no neglect of duty, and that the board.
03:15:14
May we suggest that you be looked at next, right.
03:15:17
Yeah. It's written order as required by Doctor
03:15:21
Liberty Tucker, with immediate effect.
03:15:25
Is there a second?
03:15:27
I second
03:15:29
okay. The floor is now open for debate.
03:15:31
There is no debate.
03:15:33
Yeah.
03:15:33
So not that would would you please call roll director of
03:15:38
love government I director Guyton
03:15:41
I director Hunter I director clay Munk I director
03:15:45
Sia I abstain
03:15:49
you fucking asshole.
03:15:51
Right.
03:15:52
Doctor Torres.
03:15:53
All right, Mr. Young. Yes.
03:15:55
Oh, The one. Yes.
03:15:57
No no no no no no.
03:15:58
So I gotta be different. Yes.
03:16:01
And I'm going to say, see, now, if I was, if I was running the meeting,
03:16:04
I would say I, I would make him.
03:16:08
I'm sorry. That's not.
03:16:10
Thank you.
03:16:10
With that the motion passes, I think.
03:16:12
I think Robert would have a problem with that.
03:16:16
So that's another meeting joke.
03:16:17
It's called Robert's rule.
03:16:18
It's weird because this is just her job.
03:16:20
This isn't like actually, like being charged with anything yet.
03:16:23
So it's, that they need to go through this just based on her job,
03:16:27
when it should be pretty obvious that she should be removed
03:16:29
from her position immediately without there being a vote on anything.
03:16:33
Well, because it's a school board, there is a due process, and if they do it
03:16:37
the right way, then she can't sue them for wrongful termination.
03:16:43
I mean, they
03:16:44
she could sue, but they be like, listen, we
03:16:48
when you sign your contract and put your hand here,
03:16:50
you put your hands into the school board and they can almost get rid of you
03:16:53
for no reason.
03:16:55
So it doesn't matter if you're guilty or not. Yeah.
03:16:57
Right now we're just we're removing you based on vote.
03:17:01
Yeah.
03:17:01
And they can I'm sure it's in the contract where they can have that.
03:17:04
Cover their ass.
03:17:07
Let's do the racist shit now.
03:17:09
Yeah, that's definitely I'm going to do the white guy first.
03:17:12
Sure. Yeah.
03:17:13
Let's do the racist white guy before we get to the racist black.
03:17:17
Because the black guy should always get pushed to the.
03:17:20
I was going to say, do you think the black people complain if we do that?
03:17:23
I think so
03:17:25
white people can't say nigger.
03:17:27
White people are the only ones that can say nigger because we invented
03:17:30
the damn word anyway.
03:17:33
As above, so below. Oh, shit.
03:17:35
I mean, that's, well, everything. Right?
03:17:36
But you do believe that you people do boo boo.
03:17:40
Also, using it is just appropriating white culture.
03:17:43
How are you going to tell me I can't use something pioneered by my ancestors
03:17:47
telling an Asian they can't eat sushi or a mac and they can't start?
03:17:51
Well, hold on, it's not quite like that.
03:17:53
It's like saying you can't whip the sushi, take over their
03:17:58
sovereignty
03:18:00
or drinking at noon, and eventually have sex with them and bear their children.
03:18:04
Or a lesbian.
03:18:06
They can't get the play off haircut of a 12 year old boy as a 40 year old woman.
03:18:09
And then they'll gaslight.
03:18:10
You got no culture, nigga. Sorry.
03:18:13
Where that last word come from?
03:18:14
Yeah, that'll be $1.30 per usage.
03:18:16
Do you want reparations? I want royalties, but no, go ahead.
03:18:18
Just take it like a tricycle off a front line.
03:18:21
Absolute culture vultures.
03:18:22
You get some of your own thoughts. Okay.
03:18:24
Tell me an Ice Cube
03:18:25
song is not just a David Allen song with a different tempo, nigga.
03:18:28
Okay, that's the third time this week that I've heard David Allen, David Allen Poe.
03:18:33
Is it co never hurt, never heard of this person in my life.
03:18:37
And I've heard people say talk about them.
03:18:40
They couldn't name a song.
03:18:41
But I know that like other people like them for some reason.
03:18:45
Kid Rock is mentioned.
03:18:46
Johnny Knoxville is mentioned.
03:18:48
It's got to be country five, is it? No.
03:18:55
And then
03:18:57
you say, no, show Joan Hood and we doing bad stuff.
03:19:02
Niggas in the hood, they doing bad stuff.
03:19:05
I mean, the word that you guys use to identify each other is a term
03:19:08
we came up with to make fun of you for being ooga booga.
03:19:12
And then you're like, if you say that we going champ, though we know.
03:19:16
And it's not all black people, it's just the ones that it that who it is.
03:19:21
White people get me.
03:19:23
What does he mean by that?
03:19:24
I don't know
03:19:27
people.
03:19:27
It's just the ones that it that who it is.
03:19:32
What did he say?
03:19:38
Oh. Yeah.
03:19:40
Oh it's the black guys perspective on.
03:19:42
He just barely started it.
03:19:44
He's going off.
03:19:47
This is the rebuttal, right?
03:19:50
You know, after the state of the Union, they have the, opposition give a speech.
03:19:54
This is the exact same thing. Oh, yeah.
03:19:57
These niggas, you can't trust me.
03:19:59
I've been working on them for 45 years.
03:20:02
Hold on a second.
03:20:03
He's saying the same thing.
03:20:04
Yeah, I heated, he's not rebutting.
03:20:07
He's saying the same exact thing.
03:20:09
I want to start that over for his own benefit.
03:20:11
You can't make us.
03:20:13
You can't trust me.
03:20:14
I've been working on him for 45 years.
03:20:16
A nigga just ain't going to do the right thing.
03:20:18
He got attitude about everything past.
03:20:23
He ain't for the black man.
03:20:26
He to get black man in the God rap music.
03:20:28
Damn.
03:20:30
And it gets worse.
03:20:32
I used today and.
03:20:37
You go to Daytona Beach, I go see some videos.
03:20:40
Even go on a roof. Chris.
03:20:41
Restaurant down there like a bunch of monkeys.
03:20:45
I swear before God, black
03:20:48
Z, he just swore before God that black people are like monkeys.
03:20:53
Well,
03:20:54
but there are truth, Chris.
03:20:55
I've never seen a monkey.
03:20:56
Truth, Chris.
03:20:58
Well, because there's no policy.
03:21:00
They just change their policy. No.
03:21:03
No more. Yeah. No more animals.
03:21:05
Oh, no, I think it's I think it said they couldn't say no more black people.
03:21:08
So they said no more Adidas hats.
03:21:10
And it took care of the problem.
03:21:12
Yeah.
03:21:13
If you couldn't wear a hat I don't want to go there.
03:21:14
I've gone to Hyde Park Steakhouse and I've gone in there during the day,
03:21:19
but apparently at night I might not have been able to go in there with my head on.
03:21:23
Correct. Yeah.
03:21:25
And I wouldn't, it
03:21:26
literally I wouldn't have not, I would not have taken my head off,
03:21:30
the club I've taken my hat off, tucked it, put it back on
03:21:34
and then been yelled out later.
03:21:35
Took it off, tucked it, put it back on, been yelled at.
03:21:39
I just don't want to conform.
03:21:41
Like it's not that I'm against it, period.
03:21:44
It's just you forcing me to do it as if it's like harming something.
03:21:48
You have to wear the ribbon, right?
03:21:51
Is good.
03:21:53
Somewhere between 1530.
03:21:55
Did you say kid? 30? You're like monkeys.
03:21:58
Oh, they're like marauding monkeys.
03:22:02
What did he say?
03:22:02
Oh, restaurant running amuck.
03:22:05
Knocking over things, fighting and shooting and killing half naked.
03:22:11
They're like monkeys.
03:22:13
So nice. And back to the jungle.
03:22:16
I was doing just that.
03:22:17
I actually felt retarded.
03:22:19
Like really retarded man is niggers.
03:22:23
You can't.
03:22:23
Cuz I've been working with them for 45 years and
03:22:27
the loop.
03:22:29
No, I just wanted them to forgive a nigger just like right now.
03:22:34
A nigger, a nigger, a nigger, a nick,
03:22:39
a nigger, a nigger, a nigger, a nick, a nigger.
03:22:43
Just saying no it.
03:22:45
Why do you say no? Do the right thing.
03:22:47
He got a nigga, a nigger, a nigger, a nigger, nigger.
03:22:52
Just say no deal.
03:22:53
Nigger just ain't going to get it right, nigger just say no
03:22:56
nigger just ain't going to do the right thing.
03:22:58
He got it. Can't just ain't going to do the right thing.
03:23:01
He got attitude about everything.
03:23:04
You go one they get the
03:23:05
nigger thing for past the man.
03:23:13
And damn it
03:23:16
it shows up and then it disappears.
03:23:18
Where the fuck is it?
03:23:19
They were bitching about we're going to stay right on.
03:23:22
That's how.
03:23:24
Oh, you motherfuckers said fucked up again.
03:23:29
I didn't follow our rules.
03:23:30
Birmingham swimming pool.
03:23:32
Yeah, it's gone.
03:23:34
What do I mean? It's gone.
03:23:35
There's two of them.
03:23:36
Well, I'll try the other one.
03:23:37
The first one's gone.
03:23:39
That was yours. 35 was yours.
03:23:42
Which means, you know, we.
03:23:43
Before I even get started, you know, mine was better.
03:23:46
Probably because I think you're sure. God,
03:23:49
it showed everything, man.
03:23:52
I see I'm supposed to capture them, but it's.
03:23:54
That takes an extra.
03:23:55
You have to do it in real time.
03:23:57
I have to play it and captured on my screen.
03:23:59
I was trying to find it, clipped it.
03:24:01
I wouldn't want to just say it was a this wasn't a short interview.
03:24:05
It wasn't a long interview.
03:24:06
But the drooling during my drooling podcast,
03:24:11
interviewed a friend of,
03:24:15
a friend of, either the person who put the party and or a friend
03:24:18
of somebody who went to the party and just basically explained how,
03:24:22
like, the whole intent was, you know, got a fucking rental
03:24:27
and then everything just kind of like everyone involved invited everybody.
03:24:33
Yeah, we had one of those.
03:24:35
I mean, it wasn't like the whole what was that movie, The Ex
03:24:38
something or other. It wasn't like that bad.
03:24:39
But we invited a few people and somehow it got out on the radio.
03:24:44
Yeah, apparently this is a property
03:24:46
that I think the,
03:24:49
owners, I think son was renting out.
03:24:54
I think maybe not even known to the, but I didn't know that there's an app
03:24:59
that you can do that where you can literally, like, rent out your pool.
03:25:02
Yeah. Swim, which is retarded.
03:25:05
Well, I mean, it gave me a great idea.
03:25:07
So homeless
03:25:07
people in New York are having a hard time finding a place to shit right now
03:25:11
so that if you have a shitter and I bathe you.
03:25:14
Yeah, you could actually, I want to call it, partly.
03:25:18
No way.
03:25:18
That's not a good idea.
03:25:19
I get confused acutely.
03:25:21
Shit.
03:25:22
There you go.
03:25:23
We're going to call it shitty,
03:25:26
and then you just, you know, you you can rent out your your bathroom
03:25:29
or your entire bath to the,
03:25:33
home or your front yard or anyone.
03:25:36
No, it has to eat. Yeah.
03:25:37
So there has to be just like the black car on Uber.
03:25:40
We have to have standards. It has to be.
03:25:41
It was going to be like, you can't just pass out a bucket
03:25:44
and be like, yeah, this is a this is a shitty I don't care.
03:25:48
So the people that are listening Birmingham neighbors outraged
03:25:52
after rented Poole prompts police response renews short term rental debate,
03:25:56
meaning that so you know what happened those Birmingham they tried to let that
03:25:59
dollar tree in and then all hell it just everything went to shit after that.
03:26:03
You can't know that he came from not Birmingham to come to this.
03:26:08
But I mean obviously you're going to
03:26:09
videos not working here all time like a high end area
03:26:13
here is a big city working on a car.
03:26:15
They were
03:26:16
I don't how much actually like I don't know
03:26:17
if there was much destruction done, but I do know there was quite a, Looks like
03:26:21
the black community wanted to action and, expunged it from the internet
03:26:25
because it was a lot of semen floating around. Yes.
03:26:29
This is gonna over all that dirty,
03:26:31
dirty girls.
03:26:36
These girls are dirty.
03:26:38
And they were talking on the.
03:26:42
Roof.
03:26:43
A roof blocking all my shit.
03:26:45
The Dylan roof is on fire.
03:26:53
No, they took this video out to.
03:26:55
Oh, here comes I see a play button.
03:26:57
That's a good start.
03:27:00
Coming him got lots of heroism from the police
03:27:03
and now has some neighbors.
03:27:05
My over aggressive at all named.
03:27:07
Thank you so much for being here with us for the news at 6:00.
03:27:09
I'm Kimberly Gill and I'm Demond Fernandez.
03:27:13
As you know,
03:27:13
some folks in Birmingham say the party spilled out into the street
03:27:16
and there was some rather adult behavior happening in view of children.
03:27:20
Erica Erickson spoke with frustrated neighbors and also got the
03:27:23
view of the owner of that home where it happened.
03:27:26
Right now it's quiet here on Westchester Way,
03:27:29
but over the weekend, neighbors describe, quote, total chaos.
03:27:34
The scrub quote, a wild scene at a pool.
03:27:38
I'm going to come in the streets of Birmingham.
03:27:41
Oh no.
03:27:41
I sucked it down pretty hard for speaking with nearly a dozen neighbors.
03:27:44
Were you at the party, Gary?
03:27:46
Yeah. No, no, I sucked it down pretty hard.
03:27:48
I know, I know, it was a lot of semen flying around.
03:27:52
Yes, on Westchester, way south of Maple.
03:27:55
Several times.
03:27:57
My wife is so desperately trying to get me to come inside.
03:28:00
Speaking of wives,
03:28:01
my wife brought this story to my attention
03:28:05
and I would.
03:28:06
I got her angry instantly by saying I asked
03:28:10
one question.
03:28:13
I said, what color are they?
03:28:15
And she said, why do you always have to do it?
03:28:16
Why do you always have to? Why do you always have to?
03:28:19
I said, you're not answering my question.
03:28:22
What color were they?
03:28:24
And she said, and I quote, I can't tell.
03:28:30
Saturday, starting around 4:00,
03:28:32
police tell local four the party growing to more than one.
03:28:36
I can tell, I could tell before I even looked at 100.
03:28:39
That's funny people.
03:28:41
Neighbors say people began parking in their driveways driving over there.
03:28:45
I want to see more black up so they couldn't get anywhere.
03:28:48
Some upset with the response from police,
03:28:51
one neighbor saying, quote, our entire national,
03:28:57
neighbors tell local four, oh, okay.
03:28:58
Outside, as they describe public intoxication women,
03:29:02
you should have a safety were using private areas.
03:29:06
Two neighbors saying, quote, she kind of went to adjust herself.
03:29:10
And that's an image you can't get out of your head.
03:29:13
There's kids around you.
03:29:14
Oh right. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
03:29:16
Her boobs are her bottom area.
03:29:19
These girls are dirty. Yeah.
03:29:21
Another couple says they even witnessed two women engaging in a sexual act.
03:29:26
Dirty, dirty girl.
03:29:30
Oh, I like that.
03:29:30
They they went right to the.
03:29:32
They went right to the clip.
03:29:35
I long to give a sex party.
03:29:39
It's arresting one nonresident
03:29:41
and ticketing the host and the homeowner for noise violations.
03:29:45
They also say a hit and run involving a parked car is under investigation.
03:29:49
Police back out to the home Monday.
03:29:51
You can see this violation on the front door.
03:29:55
Local four later speaking with the homeowner,
03:29:57
who says while his neighbors may be annoyed with him, he's
03:30:00
not aware of any illegal activity, adding in part, quote,
03:30:03
I will address with my neighbors privately to ensure
03:30:06
we are aligned on expectations for our community.
03:30:09
What the fuck does that mean?
03:30:13
I will address we didn't know my neighbors privately
03:30:16
to ensure we are aligned on expectations for our community.
03:30:20
That's what he did know.
03:30:22
That's what the Mafia's.
03:30:25
He doesn't want to call his neighbor out publicly and wants to just kind of go,
03:30:27
hey, fuckface, you want to not rent your pool out to dipshits in the future?
03:30:34
And what he really means by dipshits is, what do you really want to say?
03:30:36
Own words.
03:30:37
But I think this is the homeowner of the house.
03:30:40
Yeah, he's saying in the future,
03:30:43
unfortunately, some of the responses I've received, no black people, I think
03:30:47
is what he means to say in the future, which is pretty racist in his birth.
03:30:50
Yeah, I think that's that's more illegal than the things they did.
03:30:54
Undertones.
03:30:55
This will not be tolerated.
03:30:57
I want to see more black cock.
03:30:59
I have no opinion on short term rentals, but to me it was a safety issue.
03:31:04
Safety.
03:31:07
All right.
03:31:07
Back out here live.
03:31:08
Now. There is a joint city Commission meeting tonight at seven.
03:31:12
Wait, there's a joint.
03:31:13
Well, there was, I think three black people.
03:31:17
There's a joint meeting in, Birmingham, and we're told that short rentals.
03:31:21
Well, that's already on the agenda tonight.
03:31:23
And this incident is expected to be discussed there.
03:31:27
Kenneth city ban short term rentals.
03:31:30
I mean,
03:31:32
they can do whatever they want.
03:31:34
They can do, but
03:31:38
you have a if you have a rental property in there,
03:31:40
then they just fucked you over, especially Birmingham.
03:31:43
I think you short term short short term on their part
03:31:46
a day, an hour if you you know what's it all depends on that right.
03:31:50
Airbnb level.
03:31:52
Well then yeah that's fine.
03:31:56
Well with my other my parents college,
03:31:58
there was some neighbors that, there was some random people there
03:32:02
that, weren't necessarily causing a problem but were being weird.
03:32:06
And they were like, hold on, what's going on here?
03:32:07
And the one neighbor was like, hey, we're doing Airbnb or whatever.
03:32:11
And as an association, they we shut that, you're down.
03:32:14
You're not allowed to do that. Shut up there.
03:32:16
We don't want to. Riffraff.
03:32:17
Were they black?
03:32:19
They were actually Indian. But it didn't matter.
03:32:22
And not like,
03:32:24
you know, our Indian, you know, computer signs.
03:32:28
Indian. The the famous Iowa Indian.
03:32:30
Yeah.
03:32:30
I remember doctors and shit.
03:32:35
North Iowa.
03:32:37
No speakers, you know, no more doctors
03:32:40
and computer.
03:32:44
Gotcha.
03:32:45
Yeah. But this. I like how she's got her mouth off.
03:32:47
And I was going to say, let her play.
03:32:48
But no, Eric Erickson's not the man.
03:32:52
She. She's getting better as she gets older.
03:32:55
If that's it.
03:32:56
Spiker, she's had work done, but that's.
03:32:59
She has not had work done.
03:33:01
I can see the nose.
03:33:03
That's her nose.
03:33:05
I think they've pulled back all this.
03:33:07
Yeah. You.
03:33:09
She's, 27 or birthday's August 6th.
03:33:12
You are a creep.
03:33:14
She's not 27. I
03:33:17
everybody's been 27 today.
03:33:20
She. You guys,
03:33:22
is she vaccinated?
03:33:23
What did you say?
03:33:25
Is she going to die soon?
03:33:27
No. 27 club.
03:33:31
I can't believe you said that.
03:33:38
Give you the other.
03:33:39
Over under this. Just in with a heavy heart.
03:33:42
We give you the horrible news that Erica Erickson is still alive.
03:33:46
How old do you think she is?
03:33:49
Let me look at her again.
03:33:50
Don't don't tell me.
03:33:52
I mean, literally let her move her face.
03:33:53
A little girl is headed.
03:33:55
Oh, I see her neck.
03:33:56
I see it.
03:33:57
That's that's the reveal right there.
03:33:58
You can't do shit with the neck.
03:34:01
She's there and she'll have more.
03:34:04
I'm, See, she just got older.
03:34:09
Right?
03:34:09
But it's, just keeps getting worse.
03:34:14
Now, you know what I'm going to say? 33.
03:34:16
Just like Jesus. Holy shit.
03:34:20
I mean, that's a compliment on her part.
03:34:22
You see that Michael Jackson, those little. Look at those.
03:34:23
And that's real.
03:34:24
How old is she?
03:34:25
40. 45. 42.
03:34:30
Yeah.
03:34:30
I was going to say
03:34:31
that she was born on June 21st and just celebrated her 42nd birthday.
03:34:35
So she was born June 21st, 1984.
03:34:39
She reminds me of somebody I know.
03:34:41
Your parents are dicks.
03:34:42
If that's your real name,
03:34:45
I know. Right?
03:34:45
The two first names.
03:34:49
I always almost say the joke about my kids,
03:34:52
but I don't want to reveal my name, so I have to stop it.
03:34:56
But it was a repeating sound.
03:34:57
It was so mean.
03:34:59
We didn't do it.
03:35:00
We we threatened it, but we did not do it.
03:35:03
Am I out of here? Brady? Over the top.
03:35:07
And he might catch one of those balls
03:35:10
I have.
03:35:12
Oh, no.
03:35:12
I even did both. Wait, there's a mad man.
03:35:14
Oh, yeah, I did my hand.
03:35:18
I did I feel bad that I didn't come.
03:35:23
Everyone should feel bad if they don't come.
03:35:24
That's just a
03:35:27
I just just a little,
03:35:30
my all rip.
03:35:33
Oh, no, not my,
03:35:36
Thanks.
03:35:36
Bring up the.
03:35:39
I don't know,
03:35:43
You know,
03:35:45
I'm. Not.
03:35:49
I mean, I don't know why I'm
03:35:54
never heard of it.
03:36:04
No. Thanks, Brady.
03:36:09
Oh, you missed me.
03:36:11
Leave me. Yeah. Marie.
03:36:13
To drop to pieces.
03:36:15
Now, I don't want to jump right up.
03:36:19
Space on fire, I want it,
03:36:23
I want to be
03:36:26
honest.
03:36:27
I get tired of me screaming as the seasons.
03:36:35
I mean, I, I, you know, I
03:36:39
you're right, I was wrong.
03:36:40
I apologize, you know, I mean, I.
03:36:47
Don't know,
03:36:50
you know, I work all day
03:36:54
and then I, you know, she responded, I mean but you know,
03:36:58
she responded, I that you work okay.
03:37:03
I, I want to go day
03:37:06
and then I wake up work all day, real work.
03:37:10
You go and then I wake up right?
03:37:16
Right.
03:37:18
I don't know what
03:37:21
I don't know.
03:37:30
The unpredictability of flight.
03:37:31
That's fine.
03:37:33
Monday and you spend your discretion.
03:37:35
It's futile.
03:37:48
What's the topic next week?
03:37:51
First,
03:37:54
that Carnahan Network.
03:37:58
You're just saying sounds.
03:38:00
You know what, I cannot.
03:38:02
It was.
03:38:06
Not cannot.
03:38:08
I did skip one video.
03:38:10
I guess we should hit it. We.
03:38:11
I really want to get four hours so we can get our Rumble premium program.
03:38:15
And we won't have enough hours.
03:38:18
We do.
03:38:19
This bitch twice called.
03:38:22
I had one video that was relating to canard and I skipped it.
03:38:27
One excuse video, one actual video, and then OSHA flight
03:38:32
or charlatan, German heiress or, con artist.
03:38:36
Welcome to Watchmojo.
03:38:38
And today we're counting down our picks for the ten most famous examples of frauds
03:38:41
who pretended to be someone else,
03:38:42
or who told extensive lies, often for financial gain.
03:38:45
So he sold.
03:38:46
I'll tell you, a gullible tourist.
03:38:47
So to scrap metal dealers.
03:38:49
Number ten.
03:38:50
Charles, how about that title this week?
03:38:52
Is that the most clever thing you've ever heard in your life?
03:38:55
I thought so, I don't know the title,
03:38:58
the title of this week's show.
03:39:00
You don't know?
03:39:01
No. It was the Flatulence Live card.
03:39:04
161 canard why 50% of chefs are only buying half
03:39:10
half what?
03:39:12
Why 50% of chefs are only buying half.
03:39:18
See, the answer is right in the name.
03:39:21
Half.
03:39:22
What?
03:39:24
50% Ponzi.
03:39:25
The beguiling notion of easy money
03:39:27
often appeals to the darker side of human nature, when powerful
03:39:30
thoughts of greed and avarice overwhelm those of reason and restraint.
03:39:33
Surely you've heard the term Ponzi scheme. This comes from the term.
03:39:35
I thought it was $50 million nearly a century.
03:39:37
Basically, Ponzi ran a scandal. He promised high returns on investment.
03:39:40
But instead of making profits, a legitimate business,
03:39:41
he paid old investors using the money he received from new investors.
03:39:43
Ponzi offered anyone to play.
03:39:45
Wait, that's not how you're supposed to run the scheme of Ponzi.
03:39:50
Why would you bother making
03:39:52
you know how the stock market works if people are just giving you money?
03:39:56
Yeah, you.
03:39:57
They gave it to you.
03:39:58
There was no stipulation you can redistribute it.
03:40:01
Or if you would say it redistributed, distribute it
03:40:04
or just distribute it, that's where you just invest the money.
03:40:08
If you promised investors a 50% return on their money in 45 days
03:40:11
before he would double their money just for months.
03:40:12
At his peak, Ponzi was paying thousands of dollars per day, around 30,000 people.
03:40:16
And while Ponzi was arrested, the basics of the scheme live on for
03:40:19
when I was in my 20s, I would hold music events
03:40:22
and guaranteed my investors double their money,
03:40:26
and I always paid them no other money.
03:40:30
Nothing we made, you know, gate money.
03:40:32
So like, I wasn't I don't have money.
03:40:35
Gate money.
03:40:36
I don't think that's a Ponzi scheme.
03:40:37
I think that's just good business.
03:40:40
And Bernie Madoff, his margin scheme was about $65 billion.
03:40:44
Remember, if it sounds too good to be true,
03:40:45
was averaging in a very short space of time.
03:40:46
So I loved that when I heard that story of the greatest name I ever heard
03:40:50
for a guy that ripped off people, his name was Bernie Madoff.
03:40:56
He made about $250,000 a day, and that is a lot of money
03:40:59
and pretty much $50,000 a day.
03:41:01
She just said, I in the 1920s,
03:41:03
I've been a millionaire with somebody who was very, very rare.
03:41:05
And so some people were sitting in front of $50,000 a day.
03:41:07
That was a lot of money, 200 boring envelopes on came of Age of Time
03:41:11
and Wild West shows, and maybe 90,000 people who also have to be given that.
03:41:14
That's okay. I think it's the point. I don't think it's the plan.
03:41:16
It's not created. The character of Chief White don't compete with the costume.
03:41:18
He often uses
03:41:21
lectures about American rights, often gaining access
03:41:22
to an asylum because a brown elk is not special process.
03:41:26
He was often wined and dined by nobility, stayed in luxury hotels,
03:41:28
and charge fees for foreign countries in guise of charity.
03:41:30
His wedding was invented by the Governor of Utah to believe
03:41:31
that he was a real native there in cheap number eight, Ellen Conway.
03:41:34
I was just one of many people living in them,
03:41:36
but then I realized I didn't have.
03:41:38
Would you recognize Stanley Kubrick at this time?
03:41:39
Don't be so sure. Ellen Conway posted,
03:41:42
often using his bogus fame and superficial charms in the Kubrick.
03:41:44
Isn't he the guy that faked the moon landing with eyes wide shut?
03:41:47
I could go to Brooks.
03:41:51
Cooper and few people even knew what he looked like.
03:41:53
So clumsy,
03:41:55
mingling with figures in the intimate industry
03:41:56
and promising things like film roles and exclusive interviews.
03:41:58
Remember, I had people controlling me.
03:42:00
If Kubrick was around
03:42:02
and it was all over, well, in return, Conway was treated like Hollywood royalty.
03:42:04
Often getting to the venues and receiving traveling dinners
03:42:06
makes you wonder how much to pay.
03:42:08
Conway died of a heart attack on December.
03:42:10
Reprehensible.
03:42:10
Kubrick died of heart attack on March 7th, 1989.
03:42:12
Sad, sad.
03:42:14
But I think for the right part, if anybody's going to have number seven,
03:42:17
David Hammond, what a chart and what a story.
03:42:20
If I talk about Sidney Poitier, Sidney Poitier,
03:42:23
like, I'm going with emotion.
03:42:24
The same day that Hampton moved in,
03:42:26
he attempted again just to look for when the announcer
03:42:27
documentary Hampton conceded his now famous ploy.
03:42:29
He told him he was the son of actor Sidney Poitier,
03:42:32
and he said, I love you.
03:42:34
I always have, and I always thought he was really taken in the club.
03:42:36
Now posing as David, 40, I can't even receive
03:42:38
free meals at restaurants and me from celebrities.
03:42:40
And sometimes he would fabricate a story about being mugged or missing a plane,
03:42:42
resulting in his wealthy connections getting him money or lodging.
03:42:43
He was eventually caught and sentence to prison, and his story inspired
03:42:46
the plane Six Degrees of Separation, which is nominated for the Tony Benn
03:42:48
Pulitzer.
03:42:48
I read somewhere that Berrigan, separated by only six other people,
03:42:52
six degrees of separation between us and everyone else.
03:42:54
Number six, George C Parker.
03:42:55
You know, Durham, if you believe that I have a you James Edward kill Kelly.
03:42:58
APD thinks this is our mastermind.
03:43:00
We've got to say that comes from a story of New York, Tommy Dorsey.
03:43:02
Parker.
03:43:03
Parker was active in the early 20th century
03:43:04
when waves of immigrants were arriving in New York, complete with bogus paperwork.
03:43:07
This man and quote unquote, self
03:43:08
iconic New York landmarks, immigrants.
03:43:13
Okay.
03:43:13
Oh, there,
03:43:15
his most famous con was telling the Brooklyn Bridge and telling his victims
03:43:17
so they can make a fortune by charging tolls.
03:43:18
These new owners with instead of total loss on the bridge
03:43:20
before being stopped by confused police officers.
03:43:21
Let's break the news that no, they did not own the broken bridge.
03:43:24
Number five. Record breaker. There's no such place.
03:43:26
Excuse me, I am teacher of geography. Oh, you know what about it?
03:43:28
As much as it sounds like one record breaker, it's not a fake. Name is fake.
03:43:31
It is country of.
03:43:32
Sounds a lot to be told.
03:43:34
It being a point of principle. American king.
03:43:36
He created a whole fictional nation, complete with a detailed guidebook
03:43:39
and currency.
03:43:39
With the promised land sold to investors, he should take the.
03:43:42
I grew up with MacGregor, Tennessee bonds and recruited settlers to move people.
03:43:46
When they got there,
03:43:46
they found only uninhabited jungle and many die of the season starvation for its.
03:43:49
But they couldn't face serious punishment
03:43:50
and retired as war hero with the full pension.
03:43:52
You were the leader of a country?
03:43:53
Yes. I called me Jack on that.
03:43:56
Sounds like you just make it up. Number four, Elizabeth Bailey. Oh, you're right.
03:43:58
I just got to know how much it was for.
03:43:59
But she's not going to bigly.
03:44:02
I think it's a blank check.
03:44:04
A little girl from an. Trump's been playing this the whole time.
03:44:07
He didn't make that word up. He didn't say it on accident.
03:44:09
He's eventually grown to one of the best bank robbers in American history.
03:44:12
Let's small scam.
03:44:13
We're all getting to one big play in the late 1800s.
03:44:15
He claims to be the illegitimate daughter of industrialist Andrew Carnegie,
03:44:18
the extremely rich.
03:44:19
She visited Carnegie's New York mansion and forged
03:44:20
securities and promissory notes with the signature.
03:44:22
These enable her to borrow heavily, and she took millions from various
03:44:24
banks, beginning live lavishly, hoping that no longer confront
03:44:26
Carnegie about his daughter for fear of embarrassing him.
03:44:28
However, the rules eventually unraveled
03:44:29
during a 14 year prison sentence, for he began doing great.
03:44:33
Just my are not going to be held up. Number three and a Sorkin.
03:44:35
This lavish lifestyle that not living, it all comes crashing down.
03:44:38
Her lodgings are sketchy. I'm sorry.
03:44:39
The Russian born sorry moved to New York in 2013,
03:44:41
hoping to pursue a career in fashion industry.
03:44:42
However, her time in the city quickly spiraled into deception
03:44:44
and pretended to be a wealthy German heiress, forging
03:44:45
bank documents showing an enormous trust fund with millions.
03:44:47
And she used these to secure loans and embark on adventures.
03:44:49
There was something about Anna
03:44:50
she knew which people she needed to make you important,
03:44:52
and she also had this regret that were working for you,
03:44:54
and she used that cash in hand.
03:44:55
Sorkin started luxury hotels lavishly and embarked on numerous trips.
03:44:58
One thing even taking a Bentley famous
03:44:59
hundred and $60,000 trip to Moscow and leaving her with the bill.
03:45:01
However, this downfall, the photographer Rachel Williams
03:45:04
reported talking to the authorities and a scam unraveled.
03:45:06
She ultimately served two years in prison.
03:45:07
Early on Friday morning when I land, I got a text message
03:45:09
that the whole building texted my how much?
03:45:10
$60,000. $62,000.
03:45:12
Do you only remember that I didn't hear number two?
03:45:13
I think you're lucky.
03:45:14
What did Count Victor listed due to the weight?
03:45:18
Oh, I don't know.
03:45:19
Something he didn't do something.
03:45:21
She was born in Austria-Hungary, but he ran cons all over Europe
03:45:23
and the United States. Did you really relate to someone?
03:45:25
Oh, I want I'm fine.
03:45:26
I'm so.
03:45:26
I'm fine.
03:45:28
Lustig.
03:45:28
Do sell it to someone.
03:45:30
Oh, I just want to find a number two.
03:45:32
I think you're lucky. What? It comes. Victor. Mistake.
03:45:34
Do number two. Victor. Lucky.
03:45:36
What did count? Victor Lustig? Do
03:45:38
you he count?
03:45:41
Wasn't count number two.
03:45:43
Victor lucky.
03:45:44
What did count?
03:45:44
Victor Lustig, do you sell it to someone?
03:45:47
Oh, I just want to find out what's going on. I'm fine.
03:45:49
I also didn't teach this.
03:45:51
Mister obsession was born in Austria-Hungary.
03:45:52
He ran cousins all over Europe, in the United States, an early 20th century.
03:45:55
His masterpiece with the title towers game of 1925.
03:45:57
The Eiffel Tower was in disrepair and officials are considering demolition.
03:45:59
So let's take a government employee contact.
03:46:01
It's claiming the highest bidder to the tower.
03:46:03
He claimed that he had the single rights given to him by the military pursuant
03:46:06
to the sale, and that he could personally decide who would get scrap metal.
03:46:08
Right.
03:46:08
The winner was Andre Poisson, who gave us around 70,000 francs
03:46:11
to Austria after receiving payments and deeply embarrassed, Poisson
03:46:13
never reported the fine. So let's return to Paris and try it again.
03:46:15
However, this one didn't work unless he fled to America.
03:46:17
He was arrested and sentenced to 15 years in jail,
03:46:19
and they both realized that he was a bribe,
03:46:21
and so they paid a large bribe for the rights to it.
03:46:23
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03:46:24
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03:46:25
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03:46:27
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03:46:28
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03:46:29
they're like 514 an hour away and I flew over 2 million miles for free.
03:46:32
During that time,
03:46:33
I was also the chief resident pediatrician at a Georgia hospital
03:46:35
and an assistant attorney general for the state of Louisiana.
03:46:36
Catch me if you can is a famous movie about Frank Abagnale.
03:46:38
Well, supposedly based on a true story, it is wildly exaggerated.
03:46:40
If you want a real story of some of things,
03:46:41
look no further than front end world. Okay? America.
03:46:43
America is known as the Great Imposter.
03:46:44
I think there's an evil surgeon, a prison warden,
03:46:46
a monk, a college professor, and a hospital orderly with a particular problem,
03:46:50
especially for the other five.
03:46:51
In his book, Tell.
03:46:54
The person.
03:46:55
Yes, you can me work to retain detailed information from textbooks.
03:46:57
And it's highly skilled occupations
03:46:58
which allow him to flourish under his new identities.
03:47:00
And unlike many frauds, he was born to make money,
03:47:01
but in his own words, pure rationality.
03:47:03
Fancy word for it. Mr.
03:47:03
isn't dishonest behavior, I don't cheat,
03:47:06
I study for two weeks.
03:47:07
I pass cannot
03:47:10
that with any other examples.
03:47:11
Let us know in the comment.
03:47:13
Local four news at 11 reporting live Erika Erickson, local four.
03:47:17
We'll look forward to her report at 11.
03:47:18
Erica, thank you. I'm.
03:47:25
This is my favorite cartoon this week.
03:47:27
I don't usually share cartoons with this has a
03:47:31
clearly different looking person that says cage.
03:47:35
Fighting on the white House lawn.
03:47:36
Is nothing sacred anymore?
03:47:40
Happy pride month.
03:47:43
And finally, three things that never lie.
03:47:46
Children, yoga pants and trunks.
03:48:00
That's the wrong intro.
03:48:01
I don't know what to do here.
03:48:07
I didn't set that.
03:48:08
I can play it
03:48:11
here.
03:48:42
Hi. Hi.
03:48:53
As above.
03:48:54
So below. Me.
03:49:10
In the music bar,
03:49:12
there are certain things.
03:49:16
We're going to rate Alabama Johnson.
03:49:18
I very.
03:49:23
Do in my room for me in this.
03:49:28
If I can shut that up long enough to copy.
03:49:31
Oh, wait.
03:49:32
That's him
03:49:34
in town who happens to be the center.
03:49:39
You trying to cut the music?
03:49:41
That's his dream shoes for me.
03:49:44
You know, he doesn't have.
03:49:47
So let's be
03:49:50
this last chance to, like, comment or subscribe.
03:49:55
I wrote rules, it's magic.
03:49:56
Somehow I'm going to let this roll for ten minutes.
03:49:58
I don't know why I ended. I should have not. And,
03:50:02
Which is this your name?
03:50:04
So I don't know about that.
03:50:06
So I get the first one.
03:50:07
Yeah, I highly doubt that, buddy.
03:50:10
But then you very vote of confidence.
03:50:13
Let me see.
03:50:14
Six inches
03:50:17
were you wrote this move accessible since this morning.
03:50:21
I just. You.
03:50:28
I've been there seems on it where Telegraph
03:50:32
I love go play flagrant.
03:50:35
She helps all of his rating the channel on Rumble
03:50:39
I hate that it says here so rumble buddy we appreciate it man.
03:50:41
Main channel name cheers.
03:50:44
It should say flags rants has rated the stream.
03:50:46
Never been there.
03:50:48
I've been all around the Caribbean and never there
03:50:51
I don't know, I never had a baby,
03:50:52
but if you do need computer work you can contact us, help solve that or
03:50:57
in the early days to,
03:50:59
because we, I mean, do the Virgin Islands
03:51:02
and the Bahamas and the Grand Turks and Caicos Islands.
03:51:06
So then
03:51:08
I've been to Saint Thomas and winters in Saint Martin.
03:51:12
But I ain't never been to Saint Barts.
03:51:15
In the little village of, basically jewelry warehouse
03:51:19
shoes.
03:51:20
Let's see where it is.
03:51:23
I remember her saying, birth island,
03:51:26
the convertible something, and she, Martel Abbey,
03:51:29
also known as Saint Mary's, is a French Caribbean island here.
03:51:34
It's a famous, French Caribbean island.
03:51:37
So, yeah, I wrote down there two
03:51:41
Saint Barthelemy.
03:51:42
My songs
03:51:44
and exclusive French
03:51:47
collective of Caribbean islands.
03:51:50
Let's go to the maps.
03:51:51
I wound up writing a song for, the French Indians.
03:51:55
They say you write about your children.
03:51:57
People who can do you.
03:52:00
Then you can write.
03:52:01
Okay, okay.
03:52:02
I've been to Puerto Rico and I've been to the British Virgin Islands.
03:52:06
Like for months. I've been to San Juan.
03:52:08
I've been real close to this island, but we didn't go over that far.
03:52:11
It's a little bit farther south here, I guess.
03:52:14
Jesus.
03:52:14
But to make some connection, I was damn close to that.
03:52:18
They will take a whole month in the show and you'll connect deeper.
03:52:21
Sometimes we'll connect deeper.
03:52:23
We were damn close. We?
03:52:27
G-Eazy
03:52:29
in the church. We were crazy to be.
03:52:31
We go a little bit farther.
03:52:33
You hit Guadeloupe and the Dominican.
03:52:35
And I didn't want you in Barbados.
03:52:40
Grenada.
03:52:43
We almost hit that level
03:52:45
the a little bit farther.
03:52:47
Oh, yeah.
03:52:47
Don't forget to join the pinball stream on Thursday.
03:52:50
Hopefully by 8:00
03:52:53
we'll like about via the by 80 miles west.
03:53:07
Constantly rumbling of the sea.
03:53:12
And we might try an actual pinball tournament.
03:53:15
Real pinball, not virtual pinball.
03:53:17
On Fridays.
03:53:18
Up with you at Sparks Pinball at Oakland Ball.
03:53:23
Please join us at ten.
03:53:25
Probably start at 6 p.m..
03:53:27
Feeling more resolution to skip
03:53:32
Chivas Mondays?
03:53:35
There was only one challenge.
03:53:36
So he's going to my Jimmy Buffet.
03:53:40
Yeah,
03:53:42
he's pretty good.
03:53:45
To be really you, you're still the only
03:53:50
the devil is
03:53:53
what you go.
03:53:58
Sometimes I get your
03:54:00
and walk away a little in the.
03:54:07
Is stroll along the shore
03:54:10
as you was.
03:54:15
Under some trees.
03:54:16
You got.
03:54:20
One day you maybe.
03:54:24
For the night.
03:54:26
You know
03:54:28
I can't you do.
03:54:29
I got a lot of them.
03:54:32
Like the same thing with those guys.
03:54:35
Just like the music.
03:54:37
You mother the
03:54:41
beat.
03:54:42
You make your love.
03:54:48
Scared to jump up here?
03:55:05
Yeah.
03:55:05
She loves you.
03:55:06
Can tell.
03:55:10
You always on the of those who she is
03:55:15
not you.
03:55:20
To is my little thing on this.
03:55:24
I like little boys. Pee wee.
03:55:26
We jibber. I like to jibber them on the inside.
03:55:29
Do you like to play with stuffed animal jibber on my dirt floors?
03:55:36
No wonder she's gonna make algebra me draw.
03:55:40
I always jibber you and your man. Me.
03:55:42
Take me, take me, jabber, take me now shiver.
03:55:45
Oh, Jabber links I love el jabber.
03:55:49
Jibber jibber jabber all over my dripping wet jibber jabber.
03:55:52
You hot man.
03:55:53
Rod, fuck me and my wet jibber now harder!
03:55:56
Jibber jabber. Slow down.
03:55:58
Jibber jabber. Yes, jabber.
03:56:02
Keep this
03:56:05
what you need.
03:56:08
If you criticize religion,
03:56:10
then every so often somebody will say to you quite disapprovingly.
03:56:14
You may not have faith in God,
03:56:15
but you could show a bit more jabber for those people who do.
03:56:18
And you might find yourself thinking, well, actually, maybe they're right.
03:56:22
It wouldn't hurt to show a bit more respect.
03:56:24
After all, nobody likes to be told point blank that their religion is
03:56:28
a crock of delusional ointment and a force for gibber in the world.
03:56:32
But praise before me, gracious God,
03:56:36
we have sinned against thee and are unworthy of mercy.
03:56:39
Pardon our sins and bless these mercies
03:56:41
for our use, and help us to eat and drink to thy glory, for Christ's sake.
03:56:45
Amen.
03:56:47
Space. The final gibber, please.
03:56:50
No, I'm not crying.
03:56:52
It's Craig and Rob.
03:56:53
I'm. I'm just enjoying the.
03:56:54
Well, I need to share something that has me up late nights.
03:56:57
It has me for a podcast, acting like a pedo
03:57:00
in my barn and running through graveyards just so I could have them.
03:57:03
I cannot keep it inside me as long and as hard as I play.
03:57:06
So here goes.
03:57:07
My age old story of loving a man too much.
03:57:10
I sat in my cozy kitchen this morning.
03:57:12
The soft morning light streaming in through the windows.
03:57:15
The air was filled with the delightful aroma of the French toast.
03:57:18
I had been gibber, preparing.
03:57:19
A sense of anticipation hung in the air, and my old fluffy friend
03:57:23
watched my every move with wise and affectionate eyes.
03:57:26
You've been with me through thick and thin,
03:57:28
I whispered to my faithful companion.
03:57:30
You've seen it all. And now you're about to gibber something.
03:57:33
But I continued to dip each gibber of bread into the egg mixture,
03:57:36
ensuring each one was perfectly coated before sizzling in the pan.
03:57:40
The French toast was a canvas, a platform for what I had been harboring for
03:57:44
far too long.
03:57:45
Today's the day I confided in my loyal friend,
03:57:48
the day I let go of gibber been hidden inside for years.
03:57:51
Carefully gibber the French toast a beautiful trail.
03:57:54
I took a deep breath and said, it's not just a meal, it's a declaration,
03:57:58
a revelation of emotions that have been dormant for too long.
03:58:01
I reached for a small container and added a dollop of whipped cream.
03:58:05
The white mosquito control all over each slice of gibber toast.
03:58:09
My mouth watered as I thought of the sweet, decadent delight it would add
03:58:13
with the tray in hand.
03:58:14
I walked to the dining table, my heart racing.
03:58:17
My old fluffy dog
03:58:18
followed obediently, given significance of the moment at the door.
03:58:22
The doorbell rang and I couldn't help but still be back to my mate.
03:58:26
I couldn't be present. Never quite though.
03:58:29
Opening the door, George stood before me just a stunning as ever.
03:58:33
Just like the first time I saw him.
03:58:35
He entered the room,
03:58:36
his eyes filled with curiosity as they jabber on the romantic setup.
03:58:40
Gary, you've really outdone yourself so much.
03:58:42
I met, he jabber with a knowing smile.
03:58:44
I grin back, my eyes jabber with his, and the charged atmosphere
03:58:48
between us was undeniable.
03:58:50
I've been waiting for you.
03:58:51
I confess, my voice growing gibber with a gibber smile.
03:58:54
Drawer responded, oh, have you now?
03:58:56
As we sat on the couch enjoying our French toast, the tension between us
03:59:00
gibber promising a day filled with unspoken passion and intimacy.
03:59:04
Leaning in, I whispered, this is just the jibber drawer.
03:59:07
His voice laced with innuendo, responded jabber, looking forward to it.
03:59:12
And with that, our story began a tale of love that had been simmering
03:59:15
for far too long, ready to be savored one spoonful
03:59:18
at a time, and with every dollop of sweet, decadent jabber.
03:59:22
Shiny, slippery, white, messy okraku I don't get on the monkey.
03:59:25
Have no more
03:59:27
as above, so below.
03:59:29
All the people.
03:59:34
Best.
04:00:18
Screw you guys!
04:00:19
I'm getting him!
04:00:21
Gary! Screw you guys! Hey!