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I'd like to take a minute. Let me pull up a chair.
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I'll tell you about Will Smith and the kingdom of Despair.
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It is Metro City where my fame got raised on movie
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sets is where I spend most of my days smiling, studying, and acting real cool,
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trying to hide the chaos brewing under all that food on my cold out
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the world turned into scandals bigger than the ever sure got one messy headline.
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My rep got snared in the blogs.
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Clean cut the lot like everything else, Ninja man the circus was wild.
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Talk show host asking if I'm down
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because I'll fans dissecting every glance, every glare
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as if they lived in our bedroom because we breathe the same air.
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The jaded friend shows up and boom, there we goes.
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Internet foaming at the mouth
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like they overdosed every side dropping series like a lottery ticket.
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I pull my hoodie down low and muttered, fine, let them pink.
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Been dreaming of the darkest so far.
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Whispers that Will Smith like my morning stars.
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Tabloid screen. He loves pretty young boys.
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Camera stuttering I'll be his voice on my pillow.
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Panic said we needed a fake.
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Write a song, make a cash on the homeless and quit.
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So I stood on the stage for my smile of the world.
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Awkwardly belting I like pretty girl.
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Stare blankly.
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The chorus fell flat, a desperate jingle taped over a crack of triglycerides.
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Stones. Hell, I even sang it.
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But the world smell fear and refuse to break it.
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Then wore night came.
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Nerves strung thin like Jada's hair, a joke that wasn't the chaos with men.
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I marched up the stage in a blind, furious glare and deliver the slap
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scene everywhere. Clip detonates.
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And when I came out, every time I echo my name in the shower, I muttered,
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I'm not a murderer.
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I just got here.
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But the downfall struck with quickness like such a severe whistle for a cab.
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Spun off in fear,
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didn't want his place linked to my career with anything I could say.
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My rap was fair, but I sighed.
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Who cares? Whoa, look at her hair.
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I pulled up to my around six, seven, eight, looked at my chaos and whispered,
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this is my fate.
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Stared at my kingdom, riding everywhere I went and sat on my throne as the Prince
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of Nowhere. I'd like to play.
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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It's just a scripted comedy show.
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These guys are not experts, doctors,
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lawyers, therapists, or even particularly, well, well-adjusted.
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Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm, or just plain
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nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people events is purely coincidental.
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It kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage, cognitive
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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will be hearing about this. By the way.
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Hi, Dave.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing,
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or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
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Holding minority opinion doesn't make me wrong.
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Or example.
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Freewill and determinism are compatible, but that doesn't make either of them real.
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Hi, I'm Gary.
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Happy birthday America!
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Today the topic is will,
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which is synonymous with shall.
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As in I will be,
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addressing the topic in of this monologue.
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And it is not the synonym for shall.
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It has more to do with desires.
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What you want?
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A determination.
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So, to answer the question,
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is it even possible for someone
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to act against their own wishes?
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Let's have a simple example of this,
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which is,
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making a bad decision by or by mistake or accidentally.
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Unintentionally.
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Well, I think.
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I think you have to include intentionality in this.
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So maybe we need to change the question to include the word knowingly.
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So is it even possible for someone
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to knowingly act against his or her own wishes?
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So now we can drill down on it a bit more.
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So how about through coercion?
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Blackmail?
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Extortion?
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It seems to me that you,
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you pay the ransom to the kidnaper
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if you want your loved one back.
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It's not because you want to
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pay the criminal.
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You weigh your options,
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and it seems more beneficial to you
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to get your loved one back unharmed.
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So that is a decision
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that complies with your will.
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So how about addiction?
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If someone who wants to quit but can't
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now if you can't relate to that, or you're like me in In Denial
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about your addictions, I've got a more simple, down to earth
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real life example to, me this weekend that just ended.
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I had big plans.
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I was going to do, landscaping.
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I was going to work, you know, out the back 40.
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I was going to do a bunch of stuff and I.
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Let's see, I fell one tree, I moved dirt around. But,
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if you add all that up and
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compare it to what I would planned on doing,
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it rounds down to zero.
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I, I basically got nothing accomplished.
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And I really had big plans and I really wanted to.
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So in a way, I ignored my desires
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and opted on the, the side of laziness.
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But that's still
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acting on my desires, my desire
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to sit comatose on the couch and watch
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the British version of Taskmaster,
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which I actually did the math on this.
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Now, previously, when I found out about it,
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I just jammed through the first 6 or 7 seasons.
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But they only had, you know, 7 or 8 episodes.
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Percy.
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First season at that point, now they have ten.
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And so I watched, 17, 17 through 21.
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So that's five,
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seasons.
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So that's 50 right there.
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And then and then I went back and started watching season seven.
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And by the second or third show, they announced that it was the 50th
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Taskmaster.
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So I was able to do the quick math on that.
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And I have watch now 100 episodes of Taskmaster in the last three weeks.
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That is some serious binge watching.
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And I guess that was my my desire, my, my.
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For me,
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what I truly wanted to do.
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I did get some baking done.
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I baked pizza and some pecan pie squares,
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but that's neither here nor there.
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So, what what people are talking about when they talk about free
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will is the ability to have done otherwise.
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Another thing that ties into this is moral agency.
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Now, I have a deterministic
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viewpoint of reductionist materialism.
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And, and I believe that the illusion of free will is strong, but it doesn't exist.
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And like I said earlier, freewill and determinism are compatible,
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but that doesn't make either of them real.
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So I am a determinist, I believe.
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I like to use simple, analogies for this. So.
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So when you're playing pool and you
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and you line up for the break
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and you break up the,
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the cube, the the pool balls,
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and that sends them into motion, that's like the big bang.
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And it started all the the particles in motion.
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So you take Laplace's demon
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and or to, to make a more modern version
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of this, a supercomputer that has the ability to,
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coordinate all the data
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of all the motion of all the particles in the universe,
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and it knows where everything's going, where everything will end
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up, wherever that it's from.
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One snapshot of the universe, it can tell you where everything
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is going to be at any point in, in time.
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And so the universe is deterministic
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from a physics standpoint. So.
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So that's one classes demon.
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What,
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well, we'll get we'll get more into that in a minute.
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What about involuntary things?
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I mentioned
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tardive dyskinesia
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last week, except I mispronounced it.
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Dyskinesia is something different.
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Tardive dyskinesia is involuntary body movements.
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And, it's a disorder like Tourette's syndrome.
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And but is that really acting against your will?
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That's pretty close.
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That now we're getting somewhere.
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We still have to be pretty careful with this.
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Like,
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dieting for weight loss requires willpower.
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And, And it's not that easy.
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How about,
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we've got a an evolutionary, advantage
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that developed millions of years ago called the withdrawal reflex.
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And that is, if you put your hand on a hot stove,
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your that signal
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gets to your spinal cord and you will pull back
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before you even sense the pain, before the pain sensation
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reaches your brain, you will have already pulled your hand off of there.
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And then you get the signal of pain.
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That is self-preservation,
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technique that we that our bodies do for us.
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Naturally, other things that we do that are
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we are not in conscious control of include
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respiration and the circulatory system. So.
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Well, your heartbeat.
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That that's going to, that's going to happen whether
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whether you like it or not.
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You can you can can take control of your breathing.
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But it'll do it
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without you controlling it.
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And then.
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How does acting on your best interests,
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tie into all of this?
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Because sometimes we do things that aren't any good for us,
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and it's still not acting against free will.
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But like I said, free will is an illusion.
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And, And I'll tell you why.
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That doesn't matter.
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We don't know what the determined outcome is.
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We have to go through the thought process.
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And even though that thought process was predetermined,
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we didn't know what the outcome was going to be.
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So even though it was destined to happen,
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it's still the
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illusion of free will, because we think we,
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we we did, in fact, think it up.
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We we reached a logical conclusion
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by reasoning and, and and putting some thought into it,
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and we came up with our desired result
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and some decisions aren't often made,
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like when you are faced with the decision
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to go to the gym or sit on the couch, or in my case,
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go outside and the and reheat and do some yard work, or sit on the couch
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and watch Taskmaster for umpteen hours straight.
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You're you're weighing the pros and cons and,
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and sometimes I do stuff that, screws me over later
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when we're getting some comments.
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That's good.
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So. So we got the knee jerk reaction.
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We've got, total lack of willpower.
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We've got, in my case, procrastination
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and,
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and, and then and then we've got moral agency.
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So I've heard now, I don't know if this works in a real court of law,
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but on the on the court TV shows, they use
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temporary insanity as a plea.
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And that gets people out of, well.
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I've got an actual issue with this.
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I've got a real problem with that.
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Okay. So temporary insanity.
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So, fit of rage.
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So you acted against your own will?
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Apparently, or against your nature in a fit of rage.
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That is an admission of guilt.
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And and in addition to an admission of guilt, you're also admitting
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to being prone to fits of rage
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in which you commit violent crimes.
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That means you should be locked away,
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but that shouldn't get you off the hook in any respect.
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I've got more,
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Accidents happen.
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Mistakes were made. I,
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I did this intentionally.
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To annoy a coworker that I'll, I'll leave this up here
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for a moment so you can, take your time and figure this out.
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Match the, pet names with the.
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Oh, crap.
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With the title and my name.
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And,
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I'll just leave it up for a second more you can come up with, you know,
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which animal should match up with the the name.
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Oh, yeah.
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So for Fluffy iguana.
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Okay.
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So that goes up on the board for next week.
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And, the new edition from last week
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is the Atari,
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410 cassette drive.
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So we've got that.
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So draw and I, when we go disc golfing, sometimes we like to annoy ourselves
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by playing songs sarcastically.
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So basically play bad songs that we don't like
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to out annoy each other.
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And is that acting against our will?
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Well, actually, one time
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we started playing, doo wop songs
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and, that ended up being one of the most fun rounds we've ever played.
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It was a riot, and when strangers walked up on us
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and heard that we were playing doo wop,
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it was pretty funny,
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but in nature, like an asshole with my little discus.
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So speaking of things that you don't want to do
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and things that you wouldn't want to watch, roll the clip.
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Brady.
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What is it now?
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Welcome back.
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Make do to leads today.
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Oh no. Right.
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Oh it looks like the images online.
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It I mean they are omnivores.
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They can eat meat. Does.
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Yeah. Looks beautiful okay.
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It's good. Yeah.
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That's right.
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It'll make less of a mess.
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Maybe if you hold the burger and I have.
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Did you just know.
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Oh okay. It.
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Did you see it. Did you,
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did you just try to eat it.
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But Google.
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Animal.
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This vicious animal group.
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I'm. Find them.
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Okay. You dropped the tomato.
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It's not like it's a turkey sandwich.
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The bun looks almost evil.
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Like this is a Filet-O-Fish.
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I've never had one.
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I can't do this in full color.
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I feel like it's for a reason. What?
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Oh, I guess there is stuff on there.
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It's tartar sauce with a side of the back.
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Museum.
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Yeah, yeah, the cat
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made that for me.
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Let's go. This is on Cat.
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I fucking like it.
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I fucking love you.
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Like, I don't know what type of fish that is.
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It's white.
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It's white.
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But I like we don't need to proceed to the next evolution.
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This just goes on for a disturbingly long time.
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Final thoughts? What it. Yeah.
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My final thoughts a turkey.
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Yeah. You to clean it. Butthole
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several times an hour.
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Several times.
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Its butthole.
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Eat a dog or a turkey.
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Wait, what?
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Both.
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To clean its butthole
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up several times an hour.
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Several times
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its butthole.
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Doesn't that make anybody else an idiot?
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Very, very assured and comforted
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that turkeys have clean buttholes?
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Yeah.
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What are you saying?
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That's what he's saying several times an hour.
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Yes, that is all he's saying.
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So technically, that was a sound.
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I just I love.
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Yes, I love that this video ticked several boxes for us.
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It had a sandwich. And who has never had a foie of fish?
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Come on, a sandwich is annoying man.
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And an annoying woman.
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Yes, poor turkey.
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Yeah, I thought I didn't just watch something annoying.
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McDonald's
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uses wild caught Alaskan pollock.
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Pollock?
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It's better than my wife's a Pollock.
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Not to get anything wrong with that.
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Well,
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she also said I could use her phone and,
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for this show tonight, and no, I didn't,
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but no, that would make it possible for me
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to look into all this equipment that I don't understand.
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Doesn't happen there.
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You don't have to understand it.
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You just plug it in and turn it on.
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But it's not here.
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It's. She's got it.
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You're a little fucking podcast.
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It's worth it.
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It was worth it.
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So today this week celebrates
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250 years of this podcast.
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And here's to 250 more.
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Will be still be doing it in 250 years.
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We'll be right here doing it.
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I also want to do
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Ryan, said Gotti.
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Yeah.
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Or oh yeah.
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I'm not sure he may, said Jerry.
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It's
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oh wait, Jared.
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He says it in my head.
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Jerry.
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That's that that's what that is.
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Just to get this out of the way.
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Yeah, these people work, you know,
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Gary,
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there it is.
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I'm a.
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Oh, no, there's my feet.
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All right, hold on.
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Oh, you got so many questions.
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Does everybody have questions on what he was doing
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with that camera angle or that camera in general?
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No, that's my laptop that's plugged in underneath my desk.
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Oh, I thought you did stuff laying on the floor.
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That. But, Oh.
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So I'm I'm at home.
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You're so there's not there's not an actual, home.
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Wrap.
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We're going to go with, just straight up Detroit, Michigan here.
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So shout out to a Harrison.
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Okay.
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It's a wrap about Detroit, Michigan.
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Detroit, Michigan. It's a great big city.
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They are a very, very nice 30
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645,000 residents.
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They are located in Wayne County
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and the school district is Detroit Public School.
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Community district have Interstate
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94 and Detroit Metropolitan Wayne County Airport.
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We have the Detroit Institute of Arts.
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And don't forget it now Michigan and Trumbull restaurant.
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Yo, King real restaurant.
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You and what?
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Bridgeport. Oh, yes.
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Then we have the big old Fisher Building,
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and they have Super Coney Island,
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and they have brand Coney Island.
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And don't forget a tornado.
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This is a copy and is it?
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And US cafe is located there.
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And so it's a park.
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Yes. Sandy Rock goes Italian Deli is there.
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And they are a very, very nice city.
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This is a group about Detroit, Michigan, Detroit, Michigan. Oh
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hell yeah.
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Yeah.
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Where's the cheers?
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Home sweet home.
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No, I think we should all do it together.
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Yay, yay.
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Yeah, I've got a clip with people that look similar to him.
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It's probably going to show up on the rumble.
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Rumble exclusive.
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Yeah, that.
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Yeah.
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I've got to be picking this up on YouTube.
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There's a rumble exclusive only side that we go to.
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So, right now we're going to try to be as, vanilla as YouTube allows
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or as racy as YouTube allows, which is mainly vanilla, which I love.
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So I, I also Logan, your monologue was yeah, got a pool hustler.
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Then in the analogy,
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I'm just,
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there was there was no God in the analogy.
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Well, then what started all the balls bouncing
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the big bang?
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But you said it was like a pool.
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I'm guessing you learned
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on your nails.
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You used to somebody breaking in pool, but then you're disregarding that
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when when questioned, who is the person breaking in your analogy?
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It was your analogy
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that started that, that big bang.
00:25:04
You just started there and the shoes came into the picture.
00:25:07
Was somebody breaking the keys to that?
00:25:09
But I forgot the hilarity that's there.
00:25:12
No, no no no.
00:25:15
Right. There's oh okay. Looks like a come.
00:25:17
So yeah.
00:25:17
So I had like scraps of paper that I wrote
00:25:21
I that's why my monologue was so scattered.
00:25:24
I had five different sheets of paper.
00:25:28
And and I wrote them barely good enough.
00:25:34
Because,
00:25:37
if you want to tell someone they're doing a good job, you could say they're.
00:25:42
It's good or awfully good.
00:25:44
You could say barely good enough.
00:25:48
And that kind of makes it sound like it's not.
00:25:50
But it is.
00:25:51
They're good and let up on tonight's show.
00:25:54
But what I really want to.
00:25:57
Barely good enough, barely good.
00:25:59
I want to try even harder. Which is good.
00:26:02
Let me.
00:26:03
That's what I'm trying to do, is I like trying to encourage fucked up.
00:26:08
We didn't fuck anything up yet.
00:26:10
Well,
00:26:12
you guys are both wearing shorts.
00:26:15
Yeah, it's Summer of.
00:26:18
Yeah, I am to.
00:26:20
I had no choice.
00:26:23
A Joe says free will from the county jail.
00:26:27
Oh, good.
00:26:28
Okay, so that's what I wanted to debate.
00:26:30
Draw about County jail.
00:26:35
My argument
00:26:36
is that a will is being held against his will.
00:26:40
Why? And, And George
00:26:43
doesn't seem to agree with me on this if it doesn't exist.
00:26:46
So you can't be held against it much to my.
00:26:48
It was destiny. According to you.
00:26:51
Nothing he could have done changed it. Sorry.
00:26:53
I'm going to back off.
00:26:55
Let me back the fuck off!
00:26:56
Back the fuck up! Back the fuck up!
00:26:59
Well, you can.
00:27:00
You can do as you will, but you can't.
00:27:02
Not will what you will.
00:27:04
It's the chocolate versus the vanilla ice cream.
00:27:09
Like when you choose between the two.
00:27:14
Is it really you making a choice? Yes.
00:27:17
Like obey. Yes.
00:27:18
Okay.
00:27:19
Then you're making a choice based on
00:27:22
your preference.
00:27:24
We're not necessarily a choice.
00:27:25
I'm a people pleaser.
00:27:27
I pick the one that I think people think I want to choose to make them happy.
00:27:31
And then I am miserable and I hate my life,
00:27:35
so. Okay.
00:27:36
But I don't really do that.
00:27:37
But my point is, you know, will
00:27:40
that is you influence me, your will.
00:27:43
But what about the guy that just sang the rap?
00:27:45
Somebody just handed him chocolate ice cream and he just went, yay!
00:27:49
He didn't choose,
00:27:50
but he still got chocolate ice cream.
00:27:52
Destiny Ryan does say, Gary, I feel like you're explaining an argument.
00:27:58
You and Mrs. Gary got into.
00:28:01
It's like every, you know.
00:28:04
Yeah.
00:28:04
I mean, I try to show my real life
00:28:08
things into the show because that's what I've got to work with my life.
00:28:13
Well, you lose your job.
00:28:15
Oh, no.
00:28:16
No. Dave had Dave.
00:28:18
It's always in the last place.
00:28:20
You look. Yeah, but if you go. Hey, there.
00:28:22
Just wanted to give you a quick update on what's been going on around here.
00:28:29
Yeah, because you said this job was better than your last one.
00:28:31
Right?
00:28:32
So if you just do the same thing.
00:28:33
Yes. Odds are you just get another better.
00:28:36
Oh, I get a better job. Better. Right. Yeah.
00:28:39
Don't get too far away.
00:28:40
You wanted to argue with draw about, will being in then you just kind of stay.
00:28:46
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Because, you know that there's,
00:28:51
I want to break the cycle.
00:28:55
Now, chapter
00:28:57
that he's going to, when we argue
00:28:58
and do I have no chance in hell and breaking the cycle,
00:29:02
I think I can rehabilitate will.
00:29:05
The cycle was broken.
00:29:08
It was seven.
00:29:09
The cycle had been broken.
00:29:12
He achieved what few thought he could,
00:29:17
which was. And.
00:29:18
Yeah, for like three years, he's taken being taken back in with somebody
00:29:22
who probably should have never accepted him back at that point and did so.
00:29:27
He won her back and won his family back.
00:29:30
Right. His sobriety back.
00:29:31
Yeah. One, his health back.
00:29:34
Was being a productive member of society.
00:29:36
I don't know as far as work is concerned as far, you know, it's hard to get a job
00:29:40
with a felony.
00:29:41
I know, I know people, so it's like hard.
00:29:44
Yeah, I know that that's difficult.
00:29:45
But I also know there's people that
00:29:47
specifically hire from that pool shit, that have had felonies that get jobs.
00:29:50
Right. So I don't know how that works. So,
00:29:54
it's like, how did you get a job here?
00:29:55
You have a felony, and and you suck at your job.
00:29:57
Like, how the fuck did you break through?
00:29:59
I don't know, I've been there, but, Yeah.
00:30:01
So there was there was a cycle of of, you know, say
00:30:05
that there was no moment of clarity there.
00:30:09
You might, could say, okay. Yeah.
00:30:11
Like it's, it's a, it's a he could he never got over it like oh it's, it's
00:30:15
a thing that still plagued him like no, he, he,
00:30:19
he deserved a reward for all that hard work.
00:30:21
He won. What.
00:30:22
So literally just came across my shit the other day
00:30:24
and I was almost going to pull it up, but I wasn't sure it was,
00:30:28
Brandon Novak from the, technically sneaky.
00:30:32
He was sort of jackass, but it was, Bamberger, his friend,
00:30:36
who was, like, totally drugged the fuck out, like beyond belief to where?
00:30:40
Like, he almost died. Almost killed himself.
00:30:42
He's been a sober gopher
00:30:44
and looks healthy as shit and preaches nothing but that shit.
00:30:49
And, you know, he.
00:30:52
There's that.
00:30:53
That's a life.
00:30:54
That's a thing that happens, you know?
00:30:59
I don't know,
00:31:00
I don't know what compels someone to make the same mistakes.
00:31:04
And they're not just like, oh, I did some drinking and driving those deeper things.
00:31:09
There's charges that are there that.
00:31:15
Are the greatest.
00:31:17
And so it's just I don't know if it's a choice.
00:31:20
It's an out.
00:31:21
It's, it's a, it's a way to think that, oh, I'm going to bypass.
00:31:27
Being the responsible person and just kind of
00:31:29
let me just see if I can scoot about doing it.
00:31:32
You know, I don't know
00:31:35
the unconventional way which causes issues.
00:31:38
You know, I do plenty things that aren't
00:31:41
the, the greatest, but I don't do anything.
00:31:45
I think that, like,
00:31:47
I'm going to ruin my life over or somebody else's life over.
00:31:50
I don't know, right?
00:31:53
Yeah.
00:31:54
I'm not actually against someone ruining their own life.
00:31:56
Whatever.
00:31:57
But if you take some, take someone down with you, that's.
00:32:01
That's when I have a problem.
00:32:03
But I'm out. Absolutely nothing.
00:32:06
Wait. And, I am in a position.
00:32:09
I don't see how you're out.
00:32:10
Nothing. Nobody.
00:32:13
I am out nothing.
00:32:14
Not a dime.
00:32:16
Zero money.
00:32:16
Nothing. You paid nothing.
00:32:19
I did pay a lot of money to the impound lot.
00:32:23
His mother went ahead and sold, most of his possessions
00:32:27
and reimbursed me.
00:32:30
I'm not kidding. She.
00:32:33
She talked it over the full amount.
00:32:35
Interesting.
00:32:36
And, so he he doesn't know squat.
00:32:41
Yeah. No, I don't know.
00:32:43
He owes.
00:32:44
I think I've met her. No, he owes you a shit ton
00:32:48
and is.
00:32:49
Well, well, I'm currently in a position
00:32:54
where I can
00:32:56
basically help him out for the next several decades
00:33:01
where he could just live here.
00:33:03
Freeload off of me, I thought, and live a
00:33:07
minus.
00:33:08
What?
00:33:08
Well, 3 to 5 or,
00:33:12
He'll get out,
00:33:14
because he's going to be in for longer than a year.
00:33:18
It turns into a prison sentence instead of
00:33:20
just the jail that he's currently in.
00:33:24
He finds out for sure on, July.
00:33:28
Wait. Yeah.
00:33:28
July 14th, I want to say.
00:33:32
And, so that's his next court date, and they will determine
00:33:35
whether he goes to prison or
00:33:39
and hear me out on this rehab.
00:33:41
So I'm going to write a glowing letter recommendation
00:33:44
or whatever that's called character witness
00:33:47
saying that,
00:33:49
he needs to be rehabilitated. Why?
00:33:54
What what do you have over that?
00:33:55
Because history says ever since he was fucking
00:34:00
a teenager, he hasn't changed.
00:34:02
He's 40 years old, right?
00:34:05
Right. Right. Okay. Yes.
00:34:07
So I've got a plan.
00:34:09
And hear me out on this.
00:34:11
And he used to be back in the day.
00:34:13
But again when I say hasn't changed I say like criminal record.
00:34:15
Like he didn't used to be as destructive as a person,
00:34:19
but shortly into his early 20s, he started to become a,
00:34:24
And I forgave him. People forgave him.
00:34:26
I just don't know how long this for
00:34:28
forgiving goes when you're just hurting the people.
00:34:31
You're not hurting me anymore because I took myself out of that puzzle.
00:34:35
Like I just went, nope, that's not going to happen again.
00:34:38
And I don't mean to be that way.
00:34:40
It sucks.
00:34:40
It hurts me, right? I don't like it.
00:34:42
Yeah, I it was no good.
00:34:44
No, I just chose a fucking wedding venue that, you know, he I
00:34:48
as much as I have issues he would have, he would have been part of that.
00:34:52
And he's not going to be part of that.
00:34:53
So it's just, you know, I don't know,
00:34:55
being out of just one today.
00:34:57
We just went today to look at stuff. So.
00:35:00
Oh, nice.
00:35:01
Yeah.
00:35:03
We'll get let's get into that shortly.
00:35:05
But being on his own is the worst thing for him
00:35:08
and being, well, and,
00:35:10
on his own and being on his own was the worst thing for it.
00:35:13
It didn't.
00:35:14
I didn't take a lot of harsh lessons being all alone.
00:35:18
Yeah,
00:35:19
yeah, yeah, I can handle being alone, too.
00:35:22
Yeah, yeah,
00:35:24
it doesn't do him any good.
00:35:25
And he was doing fine here.
00:35:27
He was doing fine at home. Was he?
00:35:30
Because
00:35:31
when he was at your place, I thought he had,
00:35:33
I thought he had access to beer when he was at your place.
00:35:37
He did.
00:35:38
And I keep finding out he had access to a vehicle that he shouldn't be driving.
00:35:42
At your place? Yep. So that was that.
00:35:45
Was that a benefit to him?
00:35:49
He was in production.
00:35:49
How do you not know?
00:35:51
I say that starkly, though, just to kind of.
00:35:53
Yeah, I don't I don't I love you, but you not not but it's, it's, you know,
00:35:57
how do you, how do you sit there and just because I have
00:36:01
reservations about things that I've helped with
00:36:03
and then ended up realizing, oh, that was maybe a hindrance,
00:36:06
how do you write come, come across with your reservations about,
00:36:09
you know, I'm trying to help, but it ended up
00:36:11
being a hindrance and like, what am I doing?
00:36:13
Like, what should I do?
00:36:15
You know,
00:36:16
you tend to be more forgiving on fronts, right?
00:36:19
And so I'm just curious, like, I don't know, mentally
00:36:22
I'm assuming those things with your head. Right?
00:36:24
Are you just like moving to do whatever, right. Oh, absolutely.
00:36:26
None of the way.
00:36:27
The way I'm justifying it this time is he's got options
00:36:31
and they are jail or my place, and my place turns to jail
00:36:36
once he realizes the terms and conditions in this run.
00:36:40
This is a fuck.
00:36:41
Starts a conversation like that.
00:36:45
He doesn't get to leave like this.
00:36:48
This would turn into his prison.
00:36:50
But it's so much nicer here.
00:36:52
Assuming there would be some type of outgoing
00:36:54
probationary sentence and some type of reporting, right?
00:36:57
Right. Alcohol to have it.
00:37:00
Yeah. So it's yeah. Yeah.
00:37:01
He's going to have to stay near his wherever he has to report.
00:37:06
So he's going to have to live, work and report in the same like complex.
00:37:10
It's going to have to be very centrally located.
00:37:14
But after that.
00:37:16
So we're talking in like two years
00:37:18
because
00:37:19
even if you, you're, you don't have any like criminal recent criminal
00:37:24
like because sometimes not not like.
00:37:29
You know people with records when they get out on probation
00:37:32
to be with other people with have that have I'm squeaky clean.
00:37:35
So you drink one bottle. You're not an alcoholic.
00:37:38
I don't know, maybe there was. I don't know what they consider loud.
00:37:40
You're not a rapper, but I suck one.
00:37:44
You, Funny story.
00:37:48
When I was driving for Snapple,
00:37:51
we had,
00:37:54
a route that included Selfridge Air Force Base one day a week,
00:37:58
and the guy that was driving it had aggravated assault on his record.
00:38:02
And the guy in the adjacent, route,
00:38:07
claimed, no contest or something to a bar brawl.
00:38:12
And so criminal record. And I was the only
00:38:15
driver on that side of the,
00:38:18
Yeah. Yeah.
00:38:19
So, he was he was the Detroit police officer.
00:38:24
And instead of sweeping
00:38:25
it under the rug, they said, listen, just take the plea and get out of there.
00:38:29
We don't want the news taking this thing.
00:38:33
Just take it. Take it and run.
00:38:35
And so he got he could have gotten out of it, but he took the plea.
00:38:41
And and so he had a criminal record.
00:38:43
So did the other driver.
00:38:45
And so for one day we we switched crowds and I had to
00:38:49
I was the only one with the clean record. But.
00:38:54
Good luck getting there was a back road
00:39:00
background check to get in that,
00:39:03
Selfridge Air National Guard. Yes.
00:39:06
Oh, yeah.
00:39:07
Yeah.
00:39:07
And, and I was the only one that could pass a background check.
00:39:14
During your monologue, you had said.
00:39:16
But, yeah, squeaky clean struck me.
00:39:19
You had said that you fell a tree.
00:39:23
Yeah. Okay. Fucking. Hey. Yeah.
00:39:25
What is that?
00:39:29
And I was hoping I'd make a mental note.
00:39:30
I was getting a beer at the time.
00:39:32
I made an extra.
00:39:33
I made an actual note, like fell a tree.
00:39:37
See, I cut down trees.
00:39:39
I've even knocked a tree down.
00:39:40
I've even hit a tree with my car.
00:39:42
But I've never fell a tree.
00:39:44
Why not fall in a tree?
00:39:46
I don't know why not try to follow a tree?
00:39:48
Cut it down.
00:39:49
Please comment if that's the actual English I've never heard.
00:39:53
I fell a tree. I fell a tree.
00:39:56
Now, am I to assume that you knocked it down or cut it down somehow
00:40:01
I this
00:40:02
tree I dug up from the ground, I dug under it.
00:40:07
Yes, I did the current shovel work
00:40:10
in this context as a verb meaning to cut, knock or bring down a tree.
00:40:14
However, yeah, however you use it, it
00:40:18
depends entirely on your in your intended timeline.
00:40:21
Okay, whatever. Who gives a shit about that part?
00:40:22
I felt like, I guess this is for me then word
00:40:27
leave me Ethan.
00:40:30
I for three let me know since I'm not telling the truth.
00:40:34
Speaking of dumb mouth breather,
00:40:37
there's something else you said during your monologue.
00:40:40
You always refer to this.
00:40:41
Something else at the helm.
00:40:44
Yeah.
00:40:44
And you, you presented evidence that a simple lag in awareness.
00:40:48
You're thinking that that's something else because you're not aware,
00:40:53
because your conscious mind takes a second.
00:40:57
Like if you ever, you ever see somebody getting hit in the face with a slow
00:40:59
and then it's slow mo and it looks like they get hit.
00:41:03
And then one, two, three, four, five, six, seven frames later, they're like,
00:41:06
they react and it that lag is just how how long it takes for data to travel.
00:41:12
It doesn't mean that I knew the ball was going to hit me in the face
00:41:16
before it hit me in the face,
00:41:19
do you know what I'm saying?
00:41:20
Or no, there's a lag from the moment that something happens
00:41:24
and your body starts to kick in and your consciousness starts
00:41:27
to become aware all at the same time,
00:41:29
but the full picture of awareness is not formed within that millisecond.
00:41:33
And these are milliseconds. They're measuring.
00:41:35
It is measurable.
00:41:36
So it does exist, but it's such a fraction.
00:41:39
It's in computer terms and data networking we call it latency or lag.
00:41:44
And I'm pretty sure now I have I'm not a scientist,
00:41:48
but in my opinion, which means I'm not sure at all.
00:41:51
I think that that delay in awareness is just a little bit of lag, like how long
00:41:55
it takes to travel to our awareness, but the bottom of our brain.
00:42:00
Yeah.
00:42:00
What do you say? What do you say to that?
00:42:02
You still think that there's something else steering us?
00:42:06
Yeah, there was a test done and it was like
00:42:09
350 milliseconds ahead of our decision time.
00:42:13
It was when the actual decision was rendered from our subconscious meaning,
00:42:19
and then there's just the simple fact that your internal monologue,
00:42:23
which I think I have a clip about it, the chair this evening,
00:42:28
but it there's there's something going on in your head
00:42:33
and it is you,
00:42:36
but your conscious mind
00:42:39
is all that I can determine,
00:42:43
that I identify with or as.
00:42:47
So therefore, when I make a decision,
00:42:52
I didn't decide I was going to make that decision.
00:42:55
It's kind of like that decision was handed to me,
00:42:59
like from someone else. So here.
00:43:03
So do you believe in free will? No.
00:43:09
Or I was reminded of a quote from Viktor Frankl.
00:43:12
It's, between stimulus response.
00:43:14
There is a space in that space is our power to choose our response
00:43:17
and our response lies our growth and freedom.
00:43:19
How far do you agree with Frankl?
00:43:22
Is a big in that space is our power to choose our response
00:43:26
and our response lies our growth and freedom.
00:43:28
How far do you agree with Frankl?
00:43:30
Is that a part of life trying to widen the gap between stimulus response?
00:43:36
Yeah, I think it's a profound insight and it's very true.
00:43:40
And there's a lot of science behind that.
00:43:42
There's that is that there were some experiments done by,
00:43:45
Benjamin Liebert, who was a neuroscientist in the,
00:43:48
I believe this is what you were the most famous. Yes.
00:43:51
It was studied very well.
00:43:53
And he did a series of experiments.
00:43:55
And it's kind of lengthy to go into detail about them.
00:43:58
But what he what he found was that when you make a simple decision,
00:44:01
like a decision to push a button, there is a burst of activity in your brain
00:44:06
that precedes your awareness that you that you're making a decision
00:44:10
by about half a second, that it looks like your brain is driving the decision
00:44:14
and you didn't really make it.
00:44:15
It was your brain that made you do it.
00:44:17
But what he found was that after you make the decision
00:44:20
and before you carry out the act that you decide to do,
00:44:23
there's an interval of time in which you can veto
00:44:26
or accept that decision, that the brain doesn't do anything different.
00:44:30
That is, that veto or acceptance is a spiritual phenomenon.
00:44:33
It's not a physical form.
00:44:34
And so he said that the way he thinks that the decision
00:44:38
making process of free will and all that stuff works,
00:44:40
is that your brain is continuously bombarding you
00:44:43
with unconscious or pre conscious motives that you that you don't directly control.
00:44:48
It just happens, you know, you see that piece of cake, your brain says go for it.
00:44:52
All of a sudden you want that cake, but you have the libertarian
00:44:55
free ability to choose or not choose to do what your brain wants you to do.
00:44:59
And in that gap of choice is where you have free will.
00:45:03
And that gap is not from your brain.
00:45:05
That's a spiritual power. It's not a physical power.
00:45:07
And what he he said, this is one of his most famous quotes,
00:45:11
is that it's not exactly you have free will, you have free won't.
00:45:14
It is your brain
00:45:15
keeps trying to tell you to do stuff and you can just go along with it.
00:45:18
You know, you can just do your robot thing and do what the brain says,
00:45:22
but you have an interval of time where you can say, I'm not going to do
00:45:25
what my brain wants, wants me to do.
00:45:26
And in some sense, you can train your brain.
00:45:28
And that's that's where that's where spiritual growth comes.
00:45:35
Spiritual growth.
00:45:36
That's what I wanted.
00:45:38
He's putting in a word
00:45:41
replace spiritual with intangible.
00:45:44
Would that make you feel better?
00:45:46
No. Do you guys have a last will and testament?
00:45:49
See, because it won't make you feel any better.
00:45:52
Proves to me that you don't.
00:45:54
You'll never admit that there's something greater than the sum of parts.
00:45:59
That's called emergence.
00:46:00
And that was.
00:46:01
That was my point of my second simple analogy.
00:46:04
Water, for instance, is not wet like it was water wet.
00:46:10
No, it is not.
00:46:11
But if you get into water and come out, you become wet.
00:46:15
That is an emergent property.
00:46:18
Another emergent property is consciousness.
00:46:22
And it is it emerges from, the human brain.
00:46:27
So, but there are emergent properties
00:46:30
at every level, at every scale, when you go from particles
00:46:34
to, elements to atoms, then then these properties emerge.
00:46:40
And then when you go from elements to compounds
00:46:44
and, and, and molecules, more complexity emerges.
00:46:49
And then when you go from molecules to, like DNA
00:46:52
and cells, even more complexity emerges.
00:46:57
And it's so much greater than the sum of its parts.
00:47:00
And it pokes huge holes in my deterministic materialist viewpoint.
00:47:06
And my reductionist view
00:47:10
is really entered by this concept.
00:47:14
The emergent properties concept poke holes in my reductionist.
00:47:19
They use this very for what you just this view
00:47:22
of what God is, and they'll say there's no proof.
00:47:25
It would lead me to assume that that never ends.
00:47:30
You know, the level of
00:47:32
it just gets to a point where it's
00:47:34
you're making these say as above, so below,
00:47:38
I'm not leaving.
00:47:39
I'm just saying that that was the appropriate time to say that,
00:47:42
because now, see, that just means the space,
00:47:45
like in the cosmos, there is no above and below.
00:47:50
It's above and below only works on the surface
00:47:53
of a giant gravitational field like we're on right now.
00:47:58
My point was the scaling that it gets to a point where
00:48:02
if everything is so complex and your knowledge becomes that complex,
00:48:06
yeah, then everything becomes simple.
00:48:10
I mean, that's not that's not that's not what I mean.
00:48:13
Exactly. It.
00:48:15
Because the point don't just transcend.
00:48:18
We told me.
00:48:19
Yeah, yeah, well, you to our reality.
00:48:23
But then there's probably another transcended
00:48:25
chicken transcendence above that trance.
00:48:29
Okay.
00:48:30
And then another one above that to infinity.
00:48:32
Because I'm one of those weirdos that
00:48:34
unless you can prove to me some type of a start creator,
00:48:38
big bang, whatever you want to say, and a big bang is not it?
00:48:41
That's the result of what
00:48:42
everyone questions happened and doesn't know what happened.
00:48:44
That's the result, not the event to me.
00:48:48
If you can tell me what caused that, what started it?
00:48:50
Who who had the pool cue in their hand, then
00:48:54
I can only assume that there is an infinity in it.
00:48:57
It goes on and scales forever.
00:48:58
And then you have to tell me who caused that.
00:49:01
And then? Then you have to tell me who can't see.
00:49:04
We can just give up on making what.
00:49:06
We can give up on that argument.
00:49:07
And you have to admit that there is a possibility of an infinity
00:49:11
like a humanoid being.
00:49:12
Is there like a Brady?
00:49:13
Is there going, oh, push the.
00:49:15
That's the domino that's still in our little realm.
00:49:18
I don't believe that has to be.
00:49:20
It could have been something else has to be something else.
00:49:22
Otherwise it's just a no.
00:49:25
It has to be a Brady with the silly hat and everything.
00:49:28
Yep. Silly hair.
00:49:30
I want you
00:49:33
want me that?
00:49:34
Well, let me tell you something, brother.
00:49:38
Roll the clip.
00:49:38
Brady out way, way back.
00:49:41
Like a thousand years back.
00:49:43
At that time, there was a tribe of people living in the mountain country,
00:49:47
just a bit inland from the north coast of Africa.
00:49:51
Now, science referred them as eye barrow neuroscience, which is ancient times.
00:49:57
They were known as.
00:49:58
I know exactly where you're going with that.
00:50:00
In fact, the mountain range that they were known to
00:50:02
inhabit is to this day known as the Atlas Mountains.
00:50:07
And that whole area, basically anything that wasn't the area
00:50:11
that is now Egypt and Libya was known as Atlantis.
00:50:16
Or I thought that sink the kingdom of the descendants of Atlas.
00:50:21
Also known as the Atlanteans.
00:50:24
For reasons not quite clear, those mountain dwelling
00:50:28
Atlanteans started moving east around 8700
00:50:31
BC, took them about 700 years, but they managed to make their way
00:50:36
all the way across the northern coast of Africa until they got to Egypt.
00:50:40
Most historians will tell you that the first civilizations that I did,
00:50:43
I missed the beginning just around 3100 BC, but that not quite true.
00:50:48
There were several tribes in the area we before that.
00:50:52
But when the Atlanteans arrive, they come with
00:50:55
probably either the Danes or the removed the teeth.
00:50:59
Whoever it was was not a happy encounter for the current inhabitants.
00:51:05
Probably one of the people that live in Atlanta who called themselves Atlantis.
00:51:09
Atlanteans were a different breed of humans, so
00:51:14
we noticed that choice and different skulls,
00:51:17
and they were said to be advanced people, which probably means
00:51:21
that they had advanced weaponry only really now
00:51:24
is that both of these cultures, the horrific and the Gordons,
00:51:28
both died out around that same time that the Atlanteans
00:51:32
did the same and serve again, this Atlantean. Wow.
00:51:35
Both archeological evidence and because those who lived kept records.
00:51:40
But hold that thought for a bit,
00:51:41
because our timeline takes a bit of a jump right here.
00:51:45
We're going to start out way higher than a kite.
00:51:49
Okay, so what the piss was that?
00:51:52
I think it's interesting
00:51:54
that Homo erectus was, alive and thriving.
00:51:57
What did he say?
00:51:58
1.8 million years?
00:52:02
What now?
00:52:03
Homo sapiens sapiens.
00:52:05
We've been around for 300,000 years.
00:52:07
They had six times as much time
00:52:10
on this planet as we've had.
00:52:14
And isn't it interesting?
00:52:16
What's that supposed to mean?
00:52:17
I don't know, I don't know, where do we get our technology from, then?
00:52:20
We just got lucky.
00:52:22
We had a bottleneck to where there was,
00:52:24
like, some ingenuity, like curve that pushed us further.
00:52:27
Or we had a leg up.
00:52:33
We got up like the shoulders of giants gone by.
00:52:36
We reach for the stars we touch.
00:52:38
Okay, carry on the backs of giants.
00:52:40
For starters. Fire!
00:52:41
We roar. So I'm now you go ahead. Carry.
00:52:49
You rich.
00:52:49
Quiet.
00:52:49
Now you go ahead carry all this sparking a major conversation, this artwork.
00:52:54
Speaking of Atlanteans, I believe this is an Atlanta.
00:52:58
Yeah.
00:52:58
So we we discussed this when it first came upon the scene,
00:53:01
but I don't know if we, if we had,
00:53:06
the artist, I don't know if he had an meant
00:53:09
for Palestine, but it's let some African American speaking of cultures
00:53:13
have been around for thousands of years, community leaders scratching their heads.
00:53:18
All I was five watermelon specifically
00:53:23
racist African Americans.
00:53:25
Like, I don't know. I love watermelon.
00:53:28
Maybe I black.
00:53:31
I think it's just one of those things you can make it sound racist because like,
00:53:34
everybody loves watermelon, so watermelon
00:53:37
and fried chicken, is that why like because like, oh my God.
00:53:41
Like, I mean, what other like like Florida owns the oranges.
00:53:45
Georgia owns the peaches. Michigan.
00:53:48
I buy my own oranges.
00:53:50
I own my own, Idaho cherries, the potatoes.
00:53:53
Why can't Africa own the fucking.
00:53:55
Why is it racist when we get to Africa in the in the of.
00:54:02
Oh, God.
00:54:02
Oh, God, oh, God. Okay.
00:54:04
I thought you were going to say people.
00:54:07
Sorry. That's.
00:54:07
Oh, it's hard to really hear her voice.
00:54:10
Lady Gaga with all the Jacob Boo music.
00:54:15
Technically.
00:54:16
Okay.
00:54:16
Apes have dark fur that protect them from the sun, but they have gone on.
00:54:23
Why do you suddenly got angry mangoes?
00:54:25
I don't know, I've only got a hairy black eyes.
00:54:28
I've seen super hairy.
00:54:29
We. We are telling they don't have blond hair.
00:54:33
It's it blending.
00:54:36
We are more like apes than the,
00:54:41
we all dislike in Americans.
00:54:43
People of color. We all do.
00:54:45
Wait. How so?
00:54:47
Carry on more. What?
00:54:50
We've got lady over the top as the apes do,
00:54:55
because they don't need the the dark skin color to protect them from the sun.
00:54:59
They've got the dark fur.
00:55:01
We've got the light skin because we,
00:55:06
in the last, you know, a hundred thousand years
00:55:09
developed in the northern part of the Northern hemisphere.
00:55:13
So I would say, like apes, apes generally have a bony ass.
00:55:16
And a lot of white people, including myself, have a bone here.
00:55:19
So I am gonna ask you.
00:55:21
I mean, you'll be like, Yeah,
00:55:25
yeah, yeah, I'm.
00:55:27
I'm very apelike man means, I am opposable
00:55:32
thumbs and a pretty fierce and.
00:55:36
Okay. I don't have a tail.
00:55:37
Is the early indication.
00:55:40
Oh, he just had his hair combed out.
00:55:42
It made the news. It took like.
00:55:43
Yeah.
00:55:44
Drew did a well, we got some brewski later, and they say I didn't.
00:55:48
I didn't watch it. I just know that's all the way.
00:55:50
Brady your show to be about the message.
00:55:52
But some comments that I just continue with.
00:55:55
Yeah just the watermelon imagery
00:55:57
at the intersection of water North Avenue sits this mural.
00:56:02
It's a dark skinned Palestinian woman holding a slice of watermelon,
00:56:06
and the seeds fell.
00:56:07
It's like green Palestine
00:56:08
with so many believe that Italian guy decided to pass behind.
00:56:12
You know, it's like a partial mural to have him explain more about it.
00:56:16
Hi, I'm Edward Sprague, and I'm the artist behind the unfortunately controversial
00:56:22
mural of a what appears to be black woman eating a giant watermelon.
00:56:28
However, I would just like to say, first off, she's not black.
00:56:31
People from Gaza are not black.
00:56:33
They're just dark skinned. It's sunny.
00:56:34
They're like all the time.
00:56:36
So she's really tanned.
00:56:38
In hindsight, what I have hand was a little sorry.
00:56:42
So to answer for sure.
00:56:45
Sure, I would have.
00:56:46
Obviously I've heard the stuff about the black people and the watermelon,
00:56:50
but I just oh no, the I cry bull crap.
00:56:54
He knew exactly the controversy sells.
00:56:58
He could have painted a wonderful thing and said he did a half ass painting.
00:57:01
In my opinion, as far as I know, he had the thing in his head
00:57:04
and he's like, shit, I want a little shade too dark on that fucking bitch.
00:57:08
And it's like, whatever. I bet you I'm going to bitch.
00:57:11
I think going double down because that double D, if he goes back
00:57:15
and lightens it up after the fact
00:57:16
and that shows that he, he made him well, he admits made a mistake.
00:57:20
Right.
00:57:21
It's there's we're still talking about it.
00:57:23
There's a good choice.
00:57:24
I just I was trying to make it more realistic.
00:57:27
I mean I can't make for why that would make no sense.
00:57:30
Those are the oppressors.
00:57:32
That would make no sense in this situation.
00:57:34
And I would just like to say to the black, so he's just saying that as long as it's
00:57:38
a colored person, it doesn't matter what color it is or where they're from,
00:57:42
you're not going to take inches off my dick, bro.
00:57:45
At people who are upset about this, I'm sure there's a lot of you who are not,
00:57:48
but some of you are.
00:57:49
I just want to say chill out.
00:57:51
That's your word, right? That's the word you guys like to use.
00:57:54
It's not like a woman to relax.
00:57:56
Oh. That's her.
00:57:58
That's the word.
00:57:59
To use. Chill out.
00:58:00
Does he mean Palestinians?
00:58:02
It started with the hippie movement.
00:58:05
Was always like, chill out.
00:58:06
That's their, like, catchphrase.
00:58:08
I think chill started with the white hippie movement,
00:58:11
not the watermelon became a racist trope.
00:58:15
Greece, the Rick during the Reconstruction and Jim Crow eras
00:58:19
as a backlash against newly emancipated African-Americans,
00:58:23
the formerly enslaved people successfully grew
00:58:25
and sold the fruit to achieve economic self-sufficiency.
00:58:29
In response, white supremacist weaponized the imagery and depict
00:58:33
black people as lazy, childish, and unfit for citizenship.
00:58:38
Well, unless you got a big ass farm, you ain't making much money off
00:58:41
a watermelon or black peas long it takes to go.
00:58:44
Whoops.
00:58:44
Sorry, I thought you were going somewhere else again.
00:58:46
With that,
00:58:48
I just, I don't I don't get it because it's like Italians
00:58:50
like it like they're hawking pasta, right?
00:58:53
Like that's great.
00:58:54
Like Mexicans, they hawk like spicy foods and shit.
00:58:57
Like, no one has a problem with that.
00:59:00
You know, the French, they they're they're all about rape. No.
00:59:04
Spit on that thing. It.
00:59:07
I mean, grapes and hawk grapes is what I meant to say.
00:59:11
Sorry.
00:59:11
What did I say the first time?
00:59:13
Hawk was just chill out.
00:59:15
Just relax a little bit.
00:59:17
There was no harm meant here.
00:59:19
Just what he's trying to say is she
00:59:24
is trying to support the Free Palestine cause.
00:59:27
And look, watermelon is the only fruit that is black, red, green and white,
00:59:32
which is the color.
00:59:34
Okay, let's call him out on that.
00:59:35
If you count the leaf and apple is.
00:59:38
Let's see what else a radish.
00:59:43
Black. Red.
00:59:44
If you're saying radish is a fruit.
00:59:48
We can't be red.
00:59:49
You can paint a radish.
00:59:51
We're not eating it. It's not scientific.
00:59:52
A culinary freakin comparison.
00:59:54
I'm just. He's just fine.
00:59:58
I'm not eating.
00:59:59
Then if you want to go there.
01:00:00
I don't think a watermelon is a fruit.
01:00:02
The main fruit, the contains all four color
01:00:04
simultaneously is the watermelon, which features in the,
01:00:07
dragon fruit is another one who looks like tree.
01:00:11
Like me.
01:00:11
Like lychee.
01:00:14
Yeah. Do you see everything points to.
01:00:17
He did this for creating controversy to sell his.
01:00:22
Not this, obviously, but what is even selling?
01:00:24
What does he sell? Other art?
01:00:26
He's an artist, obviously.
01:00:27
I hope he's selling.
01:00:28
Art is probably more like drugs or some kind of pyramids.
01:00:31
I want to buy his art now.
01:00:33
You know what?
01:00:33
He's probably selling it for digital.
01:00:36
What are those little things that everybody sold for years ago?
01:00:39
He eats.
01:00:41
What was it? Yeah, something like that. You know.
01:00:46
Right.
01:00:46
And I understand that you black people, non-fungible token black people.
01:00:51
Go back. Hold on.
01:00:52
What did you say?
01:00:55
What did he say?
01:00:56
The only fruit that is black, red, green
01:00:59
and white, which is the color of the Palestinian flag.
01:01:02
It's symbolism.
01:01:04
Right?
01:01:05
And look, I understand that you black people are.
01:01:08
Holy shit. This is not.
01:01:11
This is great. This isn't the artist.
01:01:14
This is amazing.
01:01:16
Congratulations, Danny.
01:01:17
Paul. Shock.
01:01:19
This is I.
01:01:21
I should have noticed our victims.
01:01:25
I should have noticed it was live at five on your side.
01:01:28
That does very upset about things that have happened in this country,
01:01:31
which is totally understandable.
01:01:33
I like that that's the turn where that's that's where that's.
01:01:36
That's great Palestine.
01:01:39
Cause and look, watermelon is the only fruit that is black, red,
01:01:43
green and white, which is the color of the Palestinian flag.
01:01:47
It's symbolism. Right?
01:01:49
I look, I understand that you black people are very upset about things
01:01:54
that have happened in this country, which is totally understandable.
01:01:57
Us white devils have done some horrible things, but we did your stuff for a while.
01:02:01
Now we're on to the Free Palestine stuff right?
01:02:06
You saw stuff. Oh,
01:02:09
his voice sounds like Jimmy Kimmel.
01:02:11
Now we're onto that and then we can come back to the black stuff
01:02:15
once we're done with the free Palestine once Palestine free, which
01:02:19
probably should be any minute now, then we'll come back to the black stuff.
01:02:23
Okay.
01:02:23
And then I'll, I'll make a mural about black stuff,
01:02:28
about famous jazz musicians and basketball players and Obama.
01:02:33
You guys love Obama, right? We'll do Obama.
01:02:35
So have hipster.
01:02:37
Please just bear with us minstrel style.
01:02:40
Let us just keep our mural up.
01:02:42
Don't get too upset.
01:02:43
Chill out right.
01:02:45
And then once Palestine is free,
01:02:49
soon we'll go back to the black stuff.
01:02:51
The building's owner, Theresa Sharpe, didn't want to go on camera, but told me
01:02:57
so how do we order this racist art?
01:03:04
Link in the description below.
01:03:06
Yeah. Okay. Great.
01:03:09
Who is that going?
01:03:10
Let's go sit in the WWE briefly.
01:03:13
We can try.
01:03:16
Oh, stars. We touch the sky.
01:03:19
Rise of the back wave of a star touch for we raw early.
01:03:23
We get much higher.
01:03:27
In early 2000.
01:03:32
But they didn't really do anything with them after that.
01:03:35
What.
01:03:36
We're not feeling too much on a lot of start to show up.
01:03:40
Is that going to war now?
01:03:42
Oh dude, this guy could beat you with
01:03:46
one leg.
01:03:47
Leg tied behind, tied behind its back.
01:03:52
To the one legged moonsault.
01:03:55
Oh. Where?
01:03:57
Oh. I'm pretty sure I made that
01:03:59
joke in 2001 TCW
01:04:04
can't they find somebody else with one leg for him to wrestle?
01:04:07
This isn't fair.
01:04:11
BW here.
01:04:13
Oh man, you never lost a match in your life.
01:04:19
In 2003, he did.
01:04:22
He debuted.
01:04:27
I kind of want to do Piper.
01:04:29
Well, Roddy Piper had some money.
01:04:30
Okay, I want to do a slight introduction on this guy.
01:04:33
Okay. This is comedic genius.
01:04:37
The,
01:04:39
the baby talk, speech impediment
01:04:43
with the tough guy routine is hilarious.
01:04:46
I'm sure he's doing it intentionally.
01:04:49
I wish I thought of it.
01:04:50
This is exactly what I want to do with my life.
01:04:54
I was in the game once, but
01:04:57
the baby talk like a good game.
01:05:00
Listen. Oh, okay.
01:05:04
See, I.
01:05:08
Respect one of the best ways that I got.
01:05:11
We got some clip of him, but, is something I called taking.
01:05:15
X-Pac is sponsored by YouTube, so I'll sit down with my girlfriends
01:05:19
and I'll say something like, I'm sorry, but I screwed up.
01:05:23
I actually had a big mistake recently.
01:05:25
I was monitoring the situation
01:05:28
but wasn't very clear, and I did whatever I could.
01:05:33
Unfortunately though, in there in the shooting guys in the video,
01:05:35
everything really bad. Why now?
01:05:38
And I did everything I could
01:05:40
am I go, fans will look at me, they'll say, oh that's okay.
01:05:43
Maybe next time you make sure it doesn't happen.
01:05:46
And they see that and they think,
01:05:48
well, this guy's actually so powerful he might be able to stop, watch it.
01:05:51
And he was really close.
01:05:52
And I actually like turns him on, you know, how do I give respect now
01:05:59
one of the best ways that I actually get respect is something I.
01:06:05
He sounds like he's got down's.
01:06:10
The diarrhea.
01:06:11
I mean, he's got so many good.
01:06:14
Yeah.
01:06:14
This is it's just comedic gold.
01:06:17
How do I approach women without freezing up or getting nervous?
01:06:21
Right.
01:06:21
The first time you, approaching ladies like that is supposed to be a very nervous.
01:06:28
The first time you try to
01:06:30
ask your girlfriend to have a to have a threesome with a Japanese girl.
01:06:34
Okay. That's scary.
01:06:36
Yeah, it is intimidating.
01:06:38
Can you imagine saying that right now? No. Yeah.
01:06:40
That's scary,
01:06:41
but you're never going
01:06:42
to be able to do that unless you ask a bunch of times like that egg roll.
01:06:46
I mean, this concept of, like, maybe, like, nagging your girlfriend
01:06:49
into having sex with a bunch of Japanese women.
01:06:54
Is that.
01:06:54
I mean, they don't have to be Japanese.
01:06:55
They could be any kind of Asian girl.
01:06:58
How do I approach women without raising the egg?
01:07:01
The first time
01:07:02
I've got one more, I should have said in ten more, but,
01:07:06
I want to say it's big diarrhea, but it's probably,
01:07:11
I, I'm an elite fighter, but,
01:07:14
I, I avoid a fight and I'm going to hide.
01:07:17
But if you find me, I'm going to hit you.
01:07:20
It's so funny. This is so funny.
01:07:26
And even if it's
01:07:27
unintentional, if he thinks he's a badass, but he just can't even hear himself,
01:07:33
it's even funnier.
01:07:35
But I think I'm clear.
01:07:37
This gives me the feeling pretty.
01:07:40
The real deal
01:07:42
where you can't tease that
01:07:44
and then not show the clip you think safe.
01:07:48
Hello, Mrs.
01:07:49
Cartman, how isn't that like bro Paramount?
01:07:53
No, I'm not playing that.
01:07:54
No, I, I may have,
01:07:58
I don't, I call it,
01:08:00
I don't remember it was,
01:08:03
it was big diarrhea.
01:08:05
I'm pretty sure I said it's going to be diarrhea because it was too funny.
01:08:10
I'm pretty sure,
01:08:12
or maybe it was.
01:08:13
It maybe was the first one.
01:08:15
I don't remember, but, every single thing he says is hilarious.
01:08:20
I don't he does one of his.
01:08:22
Oh, I do see another one of his, but a shout out for saving that for
01:08:26
Rumble says, horny game porn.
01:08:29
Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Rumble. Yep.
01:08:32
That was fun.
01:08:33
While it lasted, though, it was.
01:08:35
Oh, no, we can watch this.
01:08:37
We watch this on YouTube.
01:08:38
We're already banned. We can,
01:08:41
Okay.
01:08:42
You'll have to.
01:08:42
You'll have to come over with it. Yeah.
01:08:44
Okay. We'll we'll see it on the other side
01:08:47
right now.
01:08:47
Give a fuck who the passion for that.
01:08:50
For you to watch.
01:08:53
Please, please, please teach me.
01:08:57
Horse and Beth always.
01:08:59
Please, please. Here it is.
01:09:03
Please, please, please, please don't go.
01:09:07
Oh, cool.
01:09:10
Things are happening in physics.
01:09:11
It seems that physicist can't agree.
01:09:12
What's up with the expansion of the universe?
01:09:14
Last year, a group claimed
01:09:15
that the expansion of the universe does not thought speed up.
01:09:18
That it mean that the 2011 Nobel Prize in Physics. What does that mean?
01:09:21
It slows down. The Nobel Prize winners have now pushed back.
01:09:24
Well, there we go. Who was also reported?
01:09:26
It's almost the same. But here's the brief summary.
01:09:28
The universe is expanding this part.
01:09:30
Everyone agrees it fluctuates based on matter and energy.
01:09:33
However, in the 1990s, observation time, centralized theory, something more.
01:09:36
The universe doesn't just expand.
01:09:37
Yeah, that's getting faster.
01:09:39
Normal matter and energy does not do it.
01:09:40
This is why physicists had to introduce energy was negative pressure,
01:09:43
which is called dark energy,
01:09:44
not small amounts of three quarters of the energy in the universe
01:09:47
will have to be dark energy to fit the observations.
01:09:49
This is just let me do this. Believable.
01:09:50
What?
01:09:51
It's not because I can't watch the in the sun, which won't work well even if
01:09:57
what it was,
01:10:00
that's true.
01:10:01
But then again,
01:10:01
the statistical significance has much improved since then
01:10:03
and the results seems to have held up well.
01:10:05
Maybe just oh wow, man, it's not the results I get.
01:10:08
Everything can be called a breakout.
01:10:11
It was made by two different groups.
01:10:12
However, if you do as much as read, the author lists all the acknowledgments
01:10:15
of the papers, it's obvious that the two groups
01:10:17
were in contact with each other and shared results.
01:10:19
These were clearly not independent analyzes.
01:10:22
They still can't share the results in independent study.
01:10:25
And last year, a completely different group looked at the supernova data again,
01:10:29
and they saw that that was a serious systematic mistake in supernovae analysis.
01:10:33
More than one one usually infers the accelerated expansion is to look
01:10:36
at how supernovae look different depending on how far away they are.
01:10:39
And since light moves well with the speed of light,
01:10:41
the more distant the supernovae, the farther back in time they happen,
01:10:44
let's say, the less you see them, tells you how the expansion of the universe
01:10:48
has changed the paper from last year themselves.
01:10:51
Actually, the different appearances of the supernovae
01:10:53
have nothing to do with the accelerated expansion,
01:10:55
just the fact that it was a supernova.
01:10:57
All the younger galaxies and supernovae happened on average,
01:11:00
and the age of the galaxy influences how the supernovae look.
01:11:03
They redid the analysis.
01:11:04
If one properly removes the effect from each of the galaxy,
01:11:08
the expansion of the universe no longer accelerates,
01:11:10
and dark energy is unnecessary.
01:11:11
Bold because unnecessary is not a word for this.
01:11:13
There was just an old boyfriend nearby, but we should just cross the threshold.
01:11:16
Like the group, which includes
01:11:17
two of the original Nobel Prize winners, say that the argument fails.
01:11:21
They say that the new dark energy paper overestimated
01:11:23
how much the age of the galaxy affects the supernova,
01:11:26
and that whatever's left is accounted for by standard corrections.
01:11:28
The bottom line is, they say the expansion of the universe is still speeding up.
01:11:31
The university put out a bombastic press release
01:11:34
that was widely picked up, according to the press release.
01:11:36
Lead author Doctor Phil Wiseman said the previous
01:11:38
and well-accepted measurements were in fact
01:11:41
something of a trade off.
01:11:42
The universe remains robust. Thankfully, we have a lot of this crisis.
01:11:44
Well, the mystery about why the universe is still accelerating in size remains.
01:11:48
The press release does not mention that this rebuttal was already in motion
01:11:51
by the authors of the original paper, who will defend their own analysis
01:11:54
at the same time, another paper was published
01:11:56
by a third group, which redid the analysis using a different data
01:11:59
set of supernovae, found again that the acceleration is not there.
01:12:03
This did not get a press release because that would have made the Nobel
01:12:06
Prize winners very unhappy.
01:12:07
This isn't a joke. It's almost certainly what happened.
01:12:10
There's a lot of infighting in departments about what she said.
01:12:12
Almost certainly when you mentioned,
01:12:14
scientists who question the status quo are usually on the losing end.
01:12:18
What are we to make of this? Those aren't calculations.
01:12:20
You can check with a pen on a paper.
01:12:22
So I can't tell you whose analysis is wrong or right.
01:12:23
But I want to offer a general comment about the existence of this discussion.
01:12:26
Obviously, the result depends on what you assume happens
01:12:28
in the environment of the supernovae, and how that answers the observations.
01:12:31
This in return depends
01:12:32
on how you think galaxies form and develop,
01:12:34
which in return depends on our model for the universe.
01:12:36
We know that these galaxy formation models are difficult to get right.
01:12:39
They have lots of parameters to twiddle that will give you whatever you want
01:12:42
until they somehow manage to screw up the predictions for the earliest galaxies.
01:12:46
My takeaway here is that for that, the data are simply insufficient
01:12:49
to make a strong case one way or another.
01:12:50
Galactic environments are not well understood enough.
01:12:52
Not today. They certainly were not in the 1990s.
01:12:55
So those papers all gets a five out of ten on my bullshit meter.
01:12:58
But thankfully, the crisis was averted by the people whose Nobel Prize
01:13:01
depended on averting it.
01:13:02
Always reassuring when the universe checks with the committee first, I'm always
01:13:07
like, you know, I'll call.
01:13:11
Oh, and, er,
01:13:15
that's a happy forest fella, Anderson.
01:13:18
Inside out umbrella.
01:13:21
Just chill it out, burrito dude.
01:13:23
Why just once names Danny DeVito.
01:13:26
That's a dog.
01:13:27
That's one of the hyenas from The Lion King.
01:13:31
And I'm pretty sure Rick Ross.
01:13:33
Look at that bling.
01:13:34
Wow, that's a fluffy fortune cookie.
01:13:38
If that was the criterion, I just wanted it all for the nookie.
01:13:42
Come on.
01:13:43
Just Corgi girls looking peachy
01:13:47
and due to hungry critters just trying to reaching the fat.
01:13:52
Yeah.
01:13:52
This fight, there's fruit bats name is pocket.
01:13:56
Oh, and these two inspired American Gothic.
01:14:01
This dude is in another dimension.
01:14:04
And just.
01:14:05
We're getting ready in.
01:14:10
Oh, mystery.
01:14:19
That was pretty fun to watch.
01:14:31
It's quite
01:14:31
the build for this one is can we get much higher?
01:14:35
Oh. Oh,
01:14:38
looks like he's smoking the monkey pot. Oh,
01:14:43
can we get much higher for the puppy?
01:14:47
50000.
01:14:55
Oh. Come on. Oh.
01:15:02
Wow. Oh, child.
01:15:07
Oh, man.
01:15:09
Recently went viral at the New York Knicks victory parade
01:15:13
for dumping out city trash and a painted trash can.
01:15:18
It was painted.
01:15:19
It looks like I'm next.
01:15:20
Yeah, this bitch looks like you're asking you to shout at some frat boy right now.
01:15:26
It's some LGBT positive.
01:15:30
Wait, where did.
01:15:33
The trash.
01:15:35
It's a woman, right?
01:15:37
It looks like it.
01:15:38
Yeah, I think my brain is broken.
01:15:40
I don't know what I. What did I identify?
01:15:42
There's. But it's birth.
01:15:43
The woman.
01:15:47
Wait.
01:15:48
It just dumps out of the car. Those are the two.
01:15:50
Just spray painted them. Are they?
01:15:51
Those are, like, specifically dumping out city trash and a painted trash can.
01:15:57
It was painted the next color.
01:16:00
Taking it with her, she left with it.
01:16:02
She got a lot of blowback on social media.
01:16:04
Was fine.
01:16:05
She got blown and may have lost her
01:16:08
job at JP Morgan because she may have lost.
01:16:11
So she definitely got carried away. Yes.
01:16:14
You know, just carry it away.
01:16:17
And I think had she not dumped the garbage.
01:16:20
Yeah. Yeah she would have been fine.
01:16:22
Yeah.
01:16:22
But I mean they're asking does the punishment you know what?
01:16:26
She would have been fine.
01:16:29
So she, she's cool with her
01:16:30
just stealing the garbage can.
01:16:34
Yeah.
01:16:35
She wanted to take the garbage with it.
01:16:38
Do you think it's more valuable to have the garbage can with the garbage
01:16:41
from that day in it?
01:16:42
Or just the garbage can by itself?
01:16:44
You can sell bags of air.
01:16:45
You could sell bags of fries.
01:16:47
Not only is it a garbage can, it's a garbage can full of garbage from that day.
01:16:52
Like you don't know what could be in there.
01:16:53
That's like a mystery on itself.
01:16:55
Do we know that she lost her job? But we don't know.
01:16:58
I think she did.
01:16:59
It's been longer with the company.
01:17:01
It's being reported. They have no
01:17:04
teams.
01:17:05
I'm sure they're just like, yeah, I don't know.
01:17:07
We're just looking at it.
01:17:08
What do you know?
01:17:09
No, I don't know if there's if there's
01:17:12
a new production somewhere that could Google this.
01:17:15
Is there somehow some way we can.
01:17:17
Jamie's out. Jamie, pull that up for us.
01:17:20
I would not touch it. Why are you touching it?
01:17:22
I'm bringing it.
01:17:24
Is this still a show?
01:17:26
And then the littering?
01:17:27
Yeah. There's got to be a good neighbor. That's not fair.
01:17:29
The littering again.
01:17:30
The littering is. It bothers.
01:17:31
I'm not the stealing of the garbage can.
01:17:34
It's just the littering part of it.
01:17:36
It's okay if they want to loot, but littering while you do it?
01:17:40
No, it's a cool garbage can I get it?
01:17:43
I know it is a cool. Yeah, you can't have it
01:17:47
in your home, but let's say this doesn't fit.
01:17:50
There's more to the story. I hope they say it doesn't fit.
01:17:53
I believe in community service.
01:17:54
She needs to get a job with the sanitation.
01:17:56
Yes, yes, yes, that is a
01:18:00
she knows she did a horrible, horrible job at it.
01:18:03
She did the opposite.
01:18:05
She said that was charged with theft at least.
01:18:08
Littering.
01:18:10
Littering is a separate line here.
01:18:12
There's two charges here.
01:18:13
She did. At the least she did. She littered.
01:18:17
We don't.
01:18:17
She could have thrown the garbage can on the street ten feet down off camera.
01:18:21
We don't know.
01:18:22
Is is it stealing if you just move it like she didn't know.
01:18:25
Possess it. But Will will punch the garbage can and can.
01:18:28
And at one time, right.
01:18:29
As a police officer who's driving by.
01:18:34
Oh, that sounds stupid.
01:18:36
Yeah, yeah, it was, when we were, had to go to Canada to drink.
01:18:40
And so we were, I like some of our.
01:18:42
I read somewhere everybody's pisses off.
01:18:43
So I was in the same camp, but, then we ran into them again.
01:18:46
We were bitching at them because they had left us.
01:18:49
Yeah.
01:18:50
And then we'll just got overly mad and punch the fucking garbage can,
01:18:53
and it fell over like, it was like a solid.
01:18:55
It was like a fucking metal garbage.
01:18:57
Can't do it was like, you know, this one is.
01:18:59
But like.
01:19:00
And then just so happens, like, the fucking police van rolls up
01:19:05
and just like, oh.
01:19:06
And is like, starts bitching at us all and,
01:19:10
yeah, luckily they let us
01:19:11
go, but, they made him pick it up and stand it back up.
01:19:15
And yeah, there's nothing wrong with getting picked out by police.
01:19:20
Yeah, that was like me.
01:19:21
He has some anger issues.
01:19:22
He's always got, yeah.
01:19:24
We were like, 19, 24.
01:19:26
He's always got, she's, you know, I think.
01:19:29
What is that?
01:19:30
He got so swept up in this.
01:19:32
The next is making everybody crazy.
01:19:34
Guard up. Not mix in five
01:19:37
crazy makes people crazy.
01:19:39
Nothing that like crapping on your own.
01:19:41
Yeah, because if it's if you love this city, the view that you would pick,
01:19:45
put it in the garbage, you know, is all about.
01:19:48
So that's the feeling
01:19:49
when you're in public, you're probably going to be caught on that. Yeah.
01:19:52
So New York is indeed selling that garbage can.
01:19:55
If she just would have waited 24 hours.
01:19:58
It was available online.
01:20:01
Okay.
01:20:01
Perfect.
01:20:04
All for Brian.
01:20:05
Brian would be like, okay, what do you what do you care?
01:20:07
I know, but you know what, Brian?
01:20:10
Yes, of course we care.
01:20:15
Of course we care.
01:20:18
Of good.
01:20:19
Well, Madame, I've never wanted to know that.
01:20:22
Here's a thought that might ruin your old bedtime.
01:20:24
Your inner monologue.
01:20:26
Never actually introduced itself.
01:20:27
It didn't show up and say, hey, I'll be narrating
01:20:30
your life and criticizing your decisions
01:20:31
and replaying that embarrassing thing you said years ago.
01:20:34
It just started talking and we all assumed, hey, that must be me.
01:20:37
But is it?
01:20:38
I mean, that voice in your head
01:20:39
has been running commentary forever, and we rarely question it.
01:20:42
We don't ask who put the tiny brain goblin in charge of your emotional weather
01:20:46
report, do we?
01:20:47
The weird part is, is that sometimes it's not even helpful.
01:20:50
You're trying to enjoy a sandwich, and suddenly it's like, hey, you remember?
01:20:54
It's all the boxes.
01:20:57
But, because they were fresh, delicious, tasty.
01:21:02
Did you watch all nine hours filled cold
01:21:05
cut combo of the sandwich? Yes.
01:21:08
Well, thanks. Very relevant.
01:21:10
If that voice was really you, wouldn't it be more cooperative?
01:21:13
Instead, it acts like an unpaid intern from the Department of Doom.
01:21:16
You're trying to sleep, and it starts replaying every failure.
01:21:18
You're having a good day, and then it warns you not to get comfortable.
01:21:23
I'm definitely retarded.
01:21:25
My brain is so much quieter and friendly, and I like it.
01:21:29
I don't I've never dealt with what he's.
01:21:31
Yeah, that's.
01:21:32
We does a lot with that.
01:21:34
And that's why I started smoking it.
01:21:35
This week I had the Love Boat theme song running through my head.
01:21:39
Why did torture myself?
01:21:43
How does it go?
01:21:44
No, no.
01:21:47
And don't you trust your salt?
01:21:50
Well, my salts have convinced me of some truly terrible ideas.
01:21:53
So is it okay?
01:21:55
I mean, some thoughts are useful, so maybe you're not the voice.
01:21:58
Maybe you're the one listening to it.
01:22:00
Maybe the voice is just the noise.
01:22:01
The mix of fear, memory, anxiety, caffeine and old nonsense.
01:22:04
Maybe you're the mastermind or they're trying to run a haunted office
01:22:08
building where every department is understaffed and confused.
01:22:11
And maybe that matters,
01:22:12
because if the voice isn't you, then you don't have to listen and obey
01:22:15
everything it says.
01:22:16
A thought can say, hey, you're not good enough,
01:22:18
and you can say, my brain never thought to buy a flame hat.
01:22:21
The interesting appears below my panics when someone texts me we need to talk.
01:22:26
It can say what if everything goes wrong and you can say, well then we'll figure
01:22:29
it out like we always did.
01:22:32
His microphone is stuck on his head.
01:22:36
Maybe sanity isn't always having a quiet mind.
01:22:39
Maybe it's realizing that the loudest voice in the room isn't always
01:22:43
oh, starting to think he doesn't need the hat except to hold the microphone
01:22:46
is the boss.
01:22:46
Sometimes it's just the idiot with the most common your inner monologue.
01:22:50
It has confidence. Not necessarily.
01:22:52
I asked him pool accuracy, and that's a big difference.
01:22:55
So the next time that little skull gremlin starts talking,
01:22:59
maybe ask yourself who invited you?
01:23:00
Because your mind is a house and your thoughts are visitors.
01:23:04
That was pretty fun to watch
01:23:07
and fun to watch
01:23:09
that I don't know it all. It all clear up.
01:23:12
You know what his. He's taken the first step.
01:23:15
He started putting those thoughts out into the ether.
01:23:20
And then
01:23:21
those thoughts will come back to him with feedback.
01:23:24
And that will help quiet the voices in your head,
01:23:27
voice in your head.
01:23:29
So if I say voices in my head, I think that would scare people.
01:23:32
I don't hear voices in my head.
01:23:33
All right.
01:23:33
I like to cool.
01:23:37
Yeah, he's a bald motherfucker.
01:23:38
He he it's he wears that hat every day.
01:23:41
There's one picture online with him without the hat.
01:23:43
And he, like, tried to suit people for.
01:23:47
But to me, that's like.
01:23:48
That's like a doctor who smokes.
01:23:50
I don't trust somebody that wears a beanie hat
01:23:54
in July when it's 100.
01:23:57
Like, they're so worried about vanity and what somebody
01:24:00
thinks about their baldness or even their own confidence
01:24:02
that they need, that they're willing to make bad decisions.
01:24:08
Nobody with them gives a
01:24:10
fuck about their bald head.
01:24:15
See my inner monologues talking and I'm just repeating everything it says.
01:24:18
We're not supposed to do that.
01:24:21
Oh, yeah, you absolutely should.
01:24:31
Okay, teams,
01:24:32
your task is to call out titles of popular songs, while mine is simply
01:24:37
to say the words in my pants immediately after each song title
01:24:42
without showing any audible sign of amusement.
01:24:46
And you should know what that looks like.
01:24:50
So off you go. Please tone it.
01:24:52
If you laugh, you lose.
01:24:53
It started with a kiss in my pants.
01:24:56
Henning.
01:24:57
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts in my pants.
01:25:01
Lucy, what's a wonderful world in my pants?
01:25:06
Mom, you guys got any song title?
01:25:09
You say the song title, and then Gary says in my pants.
01:25:13
And it should be in my, pretty grotesque.
01:25:18
How about, Michael Jackson's Beat It
01:25:21
in My pants?
01:25:25
I love bug in My pants.
01:25:29
Place your hands.
01:25:33
In my pants and my hands.
01:25:37
You got to fight for your rights.
01:25:39
To lock me.
01:25:42
In my pants.
01:25:44
And what happens?
01:25:48
Girls just want to have fun in my pants.
01:25:54
Miss shapes in my pants.
01:25:57
Sad but true
01:26:00
in my pants.
01:26:05
No quarters
01:26:07
in my pants.
01:26:11
Mama told me.
01:26:15
Sorry.
01:26:15
We have to pause the show till I get that button ready.
01:26:18
You're not to come.
01:26:19
I'm going to come.
01:26:23
Take my pants.
01:26:25
Mama told me not to come.
01:26:31
In my pants.
01:26:35
That's good advice.
01:26:36
Yeah.
01:26:37
Do you know why his mom said that?
01:26:39
Because she has to do the laundry.
01:26:41
Yeah.
01:26:47
Bad blood in my pants.
01:26:52
Welcome to the jungle.
01:26:55
In my pants.
01:26:58
Shoved.
01:27:01
Oh, that was it.
01:27:02
Let's go to Rumble.
01:27:05
This is Panda.
01:27:06
Thought he could help us with a song about pants.
01:27:11
It's time to.
01:27:16
Go! What's in your pants?
01:27:19
And I'm gonna to you your pants. Come.
01:27:22
Private house.
01:27:25
Got a monster on. You.
01:27:33
Go by the fire.
01:27:34
What's going on? Come.
01:27:43
If someone has a single touch in your eyes.
01:27:46
I said keep it secret.
01:27:47
And you come home now and go find some way
01:27:50
to demonstrate it.
01:27:54
Now, click here
01:27:55
for what's in your pants.
01:27:57
And I'm coming for you.
01:27:59
No, I don't, I cried, I.
01:28:04
Know your name
01:28:07
I'm never.
01:28:15
The unfiltered and crude
01:28:17
proclamation of unrestrained speech.
01:28:21
All right, folks, listen up before we dive headfirst
01:28:24
into that circus of greatness and uncensored banner, here's
01:28:27
our no nonsense disclaimer served with a side of flag humor.
01:28:31
Look, we're here for a good time, not a politically correct time, all right?
01:28:35
In this crazy world where snowflakes melting, everyone's a critic.
01:28:38
We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many tools.
01:28:41
So here goes.
01:28:43
Article one.
01:28:44
Let's get ridiculous.
01:28:45
The sole purpose of our discourse,
01:28:46
be it from guests post or any random loud mouth, is to tickle your funny bone.
01:28:50
Tis your gray matter and illuminate the path to a mirthful existence.
01:28:53
Any semblance of seriousness is purely accidental.
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We're equal opportunity offenders, all right.
01:29:01
We don't give a hoot about your gender, race, religion, or whether you prefer cats
01:29:06
or dogs
01:29:08
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We're here to roast everyone
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from politicians to influencers to our own sorry selves.
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Nobody's safe.
01:29:17
Not even game games.
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Apple pie article three screw political correctness.
01:29:22
Listen, we ain't here to hold your hand or sugarcoat anything.
01:29:25
So if our jokes offend you, tough luck.
01:29:29
We're not responsible for any ruffled feathers or hurt feelings.
01:29:31
But hey, if you can take the heat,
01:29:33
we promise some belly laughs and maybe a couple of snorts.
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01:29:38
We'll take you outside the courtroom for further details.
01:29:41
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01:29:45
as a $3 bill.
01:29:47
Any resemblance to real life events or people,
01:29:50
whether alive or pushing up daisies, is purely coincidental
01:29:53
and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
01:29:56
We're pretty sure the Earth is round, and I didn't actually take myself out,
01:29:59
but honestly, who cares? Article five
01:30:03
parody.
01:30:05
Because why not?
01:30:08
Parody and satire are our bread and butter folks.
01:30:11
Any likeness to actual people or characters
01:30:14
is just us having a laugh, not a reason for a lawsuit.
01:30:17
We might not be the smartest cookies in the jar.
01:30:21
We should not have to stir up some trouble to selling clothing if you've made it
01:30:25
this far without getting your undies in a twist, then congrats!
01:30:28
You're our kind of people.
01:30:30
We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some questionable joy,
01:30:33
and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious all the frickin time.
01:30:37
So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride
01:30:40
to the absurd realms of our humor.
01:30:41
While flags rants. Why?
01:30:59
Ladies and gentlemen,
01:31:00
let's get ready for.
01:31:07
The rumble.
01:31:08
I hope that you're ready to rumble.
01:31:10
I hope you're ready to rumble.
01:31:11
Let me tell you something, brother.
01:31:14
I'm ready to rumble.
01:31:16
I'm ready to rumble.
01:31:18
I'm not.
01:31:19
Well, let me tell you something, brother.
01:31:25
Shut up!
01:31:26
Bitch!
01:31:30
Give me a hell!
01:31:31
Yeah, I know.
01:31:35
What you're gonna do.
01:31:38
I said the jerky will be graded.
01:31:40
Joshua.
01:31:41
I don't know what's next.
01:31:45
That's not what's next.
01:31:47
You know what's next?
01:31:49
Coming for the back and back.
01:31:50
And now we have em, remember?
01:31:53
Sarcastic
01:31:56
fringe, head sandwich, baby gun shooting.
01:32:00
Happy pride month from somebody.
01:32:02
How was that skipped?
01:32:04
Number 20 is the first rumble.
01:32:06
Oh, you're still on the right side. Still we skipped.
01:32:08
I mean, I we could start here. Maybe we go do the beeping. Don't go.
01:32:12
We're happy.
01:32:12
Murphy. Let's roll.
01:32:14
Party went to herpes moon.
01:32:16
All right.
01:32:19
You know when you when you don't wear
01:32:21
a beanie and your bald, your other choice is to wear herpes.
01:32:24
Herpes make me some sandwiches.
01:32:27
This is just awful. Listen to this.
01:32:29
A woman is suing after she claims she got herpes from eating a sandwich
01:32:34
from Arby's.
01:32:34
The Oklahoma woman says she started developing symptoms we covered in March.
01:32:39
She went to the doctor and tested positive for oral herpes, says the list.
01:32:43
The manager at the Arby's was visibly experiencing
01:32:47
an active outbreak at the time, and she asked to see its footage.
01:32:52
The lawsuit claims that workers tried hiding it from her,
01:32:55
even bribed her with free food to drop it.
01:32:58
But she didn't. She got the police involved.
01:33:00
They were able to get that footage, and the lawsuit says it shows
01:33:04
the manager spitting into the woman's food.
01:33:07
The manager has now been charged with felony poisoning with intent to injure.
01:33:11
Meanwhile, the victim is suing Arby's for allowing the woman
01:33:15
to work near the food while having an active outbreak.
01:33:19
Okay, this is just you don't realize when you go, oh, we've covered the CEO.
01:33:22
There's three stages to these stories.
01:33:24
You know, at first there's the story that happens.
01:33:27
The allegations, the charges.
01:33:29
Then then there's the,
01:33:32
the next step, which is what you just said, which I already forgot.
01:33:36
But we should we should mention it
01:33:39
in what what what was the, she's been officially charged with?
01:33:42
What? What is it?
01:33:44
Yeah. Poison. Right.
01:33:47
So alleged.
01:33:48
Now she's been officially charged with.
01:33:51
And I don't know if we had a mugshot before this was in Ohio.
01:33:55
I don't know.
01:33:57
There was a, you know, like that sort of look like that making my fucking
01:34:01
McDonald's.
01:34:02
Well, yeah.
01:34:03
Dude, I mean, if they stop people with diseases making food,
01:34:06
then who's going to make the food?
01:34:10
Like, I don't know about this place.
01:34:15
I don't know, I just don't know.
01:34:18
I don't know, but you want me to make you some.
01:34:19
You want to make your sandwich?
01:34:22
Not any more.
01:34:25
I'll make that sandwich for myself.
01:34:28
Interesting.
01:34:29
Fun fact about mind over matter.
01:34:31
The placebo effect doesn't just work out medicine.
01:34:34
It also works on poison.
01:34:37
If you think you're gonna say sandwich is gonna feel sick.
01:34:42
So let's this.
01:34:44
Yeah. This is sandwiches.
01:34:45
What is this?
01:34:47
Show me what this is.
01:34:48
I don't know, but all I'm doing is inspecting her lips.
01:34:51
I don't have to make her move. Yeah.
01:34:53
Today we're going to make a BLT, so now I can stop her from talking.
01:34:56
We're gonna make bacon.
01:34:57
Keep her moving.
01:35:00
Right.
01:35:02
Is making bacon.
01:35:04
You get. You don't make figure, is he?
01:35:06
She's making bacon. She's growing a cow.
01:35:09
I don't think you make bacon. Fucking.
01:35:10
I got breakfast at your house. Wow.
01:35:18
Steady.
01:35:19
This is how you make a sandwich?
01:35:21
I have steak number two ready for after the show.
01:35:24
17 for dinner maker number two on.
01:35:29
The world.
01:35:31
Oh, I ship, I got, I got things that a water girl.
01:35:37
So sick all is the same. Shit.
01:35:43
I'm not a cream corn fan.
01:35:45
She just.
01:35:45
She ruined it.
01:35:46
Unless. Is she going to make,
01:35:47
like, a biscuit out of it or some kind of caught me creaming.
01:35:50
She looks like she's un creaming the corn.
01:35:53
She did you?
01:35:53
She's grandma mayo. You said corn mayo.
01:35:56
I didn't say corn mayo.
01:35:58
Yeah, that just reminds me of, like, some yeast infection.
01:36:00
Nobody should eat that shit.
01:36:02
I was.
01:36:07
Trying to poison something already.
01:36:12
Oh, God.
01:36:14
Crusty for the last.
01:36:17
Oh, it's good.
01:36:19
That's all you need.
01:36:19
You don't need to, like, just.
01:36:22
I don't know why you started doing all right.
01:36:24
You've already just ruined that.
01:36:27
Why would you?
01:36:30
Why? No, you're doing just fine.
01:36:32
You already.
01:36:33
What the fuck is wrong with that tomato?
01:36:36
That's not a tomato, is it? It's a potato.
01:36:38
Brown. It's brown and green.
01:36:42
That's the.
01:36:42
That's how you get a fried green tomato.
01:36:46
I had a problem with what you did with the brisket looking shit.
01:36:50
I don't know why she, like,
01:36:52
cooked it perfect and then cook the sides of it after she cut it.
01:36:56
I don't just drive the shit out of it.
01:36:57
Brisket is bacon.
01:36:59
Whatever the fuck it was.
01:37:01
She's the bacon.
01:37:03
I want to punch.
01:37:05
Okay,
01:37:06
we're on rumble.
01:37:07
You can punch you in the face.
01:37:09
Yeah. You're like, probably not ready.
01:37:11
I am allowed to because I'm only 17.
01:37:15
She's probably not ready to because she's only 17.
01:37:20
Parental consent.
01:37:21
Her dad's not ready.
01:37:24
So that's how you make a friggin same song for me?
01:37:28
Yeah. Yikes.
01:37:30
That's fine.
01:37:32
You got. No, that's a sandwich.
01:37:35
Look at that sandwich. Friggin sandwich.
01:37:40
No chance in hell.
01:37:42
Something in front of you in the past as something behind you.
01:37:45
But there is a community in the Andes whose language is built the opposite way.
01:37:49
And their reasoning makes more sense than yours.
01:37:51
The community is called the Aymara.
01:37:53
They live primarily in Bolivia, Peru and Chile.
01:37:56
Technically, it wouldn't be the Ieremia,
01:37:59
but language we speak has a tall shadow on the way.
01:38:02
We think.
01:38:06
Interesting.
01:38:08
Let me think about that before I say something.
01:38:11
Yeah, and in their language, the past is in front of you
01:38:14
and the future is behind you.
01:38:16
And this isn't a metaphor.
01:38:17
I'm out of speakers.
01:38:19
What's a metaphor?
01:38:22
She a what?
01:38:23
Nestor forward when talking about the past.
01:38:25
And they gesture behind them when talking about the future
01:38:28
and when researchers studied why they're dumb.
01:38:32
The explanation?
01:38:34
There's also
01:38:35
people that nod for no and shake their head for yes.
01:38:38
It's hard to do that.
01:38:40
Do they wipe your ass before they take a shit?
01:38:44
They wipe their ass before they take a shit and stop them cold.
01:38:47
The past is in front of you because you can see it.
01:38:50
You have memories of it and evidence of their right.
01:38:52
You know what it looks like.
01:38:53
You can see future is behind you because you cannot see it and it hasn't happened.
01:38:59
You have no evidence of it.
01:39:00
You can't know its shape.
01:39:02
So when I'm IRA, you walk forward into what you know
01:39:05
and what you don't know comes up behind you.
01:39:08
A cognitive scientist named Raphael Nunez seems
01:39:12
backwards and spent years documenting. Yes.
01:39:15
What he found is that
01:39:17
the way you describe time differently, they experience it differently.
01:39:21
English man. Yes.
01:39:23
People experience things differently based on their influence.
01:39:26
You like that tribe?
01:39:27
That green and blue are the same because it's like they have earth.
01:39:31
And then sky or something.
01:39:33
And even the trees.
01:39:34
Russian in the Russian language, there's,
01:39:37
there's a, name for light blue or a name for dark blue.
01:39:41
So they've got to different it's not two different shades of the same color.
01:39:45
It's two different colors.
01:39:46
They have that in, every other thing.
01:39:48
It's called the light blue and dark blue.
01:39:50
No, no, no, you're missing the point.
01:39:52
If you show these tribe people green, they'll say, sky.
01:39:56
If you show them blue, they'll say sky.
01:39:59
If you show them like brown and red, they'll say Earth.
01:40:02
Like they have like 2 or 3 colors.
01:40:04
And it's not that they're lumping together green and blue.
01:40:07
They physically don't see the difference because that's the way they were raised.
01:40:12
But we're taking that
01:40:14
in that same way.
01:40:15
Doesn't that tell you that the logic in the brain that we think is powering us
01:40:19
is really a complete restriction, and prison and constraint?
01:40:23
Yeah, that's how they I mean, that's not how everyone thinks everywhere.
01:40:26
But I mean, if that's their logic, then why?
01:40:28
You know, there's always like, oh, the reason why everyone just assumes
01:40:32
the sky is
01:40:34
where we came from is because, like, where else is there to look other than up?
01:40:38
And it's like, I don't know, you're wrong.
01:40:39
You're missing you're missing this point constantly.
01:40:42
And you might not give a fuck no. Is this.
01:40:43
No, it's more likely because that's what your parents taught you.
01:40:47
It was just the fact that you just didn't give a shit.
01:40:50
It didn't matter to you.
01:40:52
It wasn't like you're missing this whole point.
01:40:53
Like you can't be here about that.
01:40:55
We're not at that level. We don't have you.
01:40:58
You get to an abundance of comfortability of life, which is usually comes
01:41:03
with, an overabundance of food to where you can start worrying about bullshit
01:41:08
like blue and green like before, that it doesn't fucking matter.
01:41:14
Right.
01:41:15
I think they have abundant resources.
01:41:17
They just never.
01:41:19
But their brains, the whole my whole point was that their brains
01:41:22
developed differently so that they process colors differently than you and I.
01:41:27
So like if these people look backwards and forwards
01:41:30
and reverse at different than their brains,
01:41:32
not only look at it differently, but they're functioning differently.
01:41:35
Yeah, really? No, they're not.
01:41:38
Yeah.
01:41:39
Their whole reality is altered by it.
01:41:42
No, it's not just like your brain
01:41:44
from whoever hurt you function slightly different than ours.
01:41:48
Nobody's calling it something different.
01:41:49
It's the same exact experience.
01:41:51
They're just referring it to it differently.
01:41:53
How the fuck do you walk your car in the morning?
01:41:54
Do you walk backwards?
01:41:55
Because if you don't, then it's very different.
01:41:58
You just talk about the enlightenment of the past, knowing like, oh, this is
01:42:03
what should be and the future going, I don't know.
01:42:07
Yeah. It's like, because you don't know what it means.
01:42:09
It's catching up, coming from behind you.
01:42:11
It's like the dumbest stupid. It's fucking retarded.
01:42:14
Okay? You are retarded.
01:42:15
So let them come onto.
01:42:18
I don't like these.
01:42:19
Wearing a
01:42:19
wet wetsuit in the middle of the day, a horizontal line running left to right
01:42:23
past a future with you moving forward towards what's coming.
01:42:27
That felt natural, obvious and universal.
01:42:29
But until the MRI showed
01:42:31
it wasn't any of those things, it was just a choice the language made.
01:42:35
And once that choice was made,
01:42:37
the mind built its entire experience of time around it.
01:42:41
Which leaves no question.
01:42:42
It's hard to shake
01:42:43
if the direction of your time inside your mind was given to you by language.
01:42:47
What else about your experience of reality is just a choice by spirit
01:42:52
and living in a marriage you're in for marriage.
01:42:56
I don't get that you can living inside of.
01:42:58
Ever since you experience.
01:43:00
There it is.
01:43:01
I have not been living inside of her.
01:43:03
I try to as much as I can, but I don't live there.
01:43:06
Excuse me.
01:43:09
Sex. I'm talking about sex now.
01:43:12
Understanding that I couldn't care any less.
01:43:15
Did we actually see the sandwich?
01:43:17
I didn't remember seeing the sandwich.
01:43:19
Yeah, that was the end of the sandwich thing.
01:43:23
Then time it lasted.
01:43:25
No, it was.
01:43:34
Producing young.
01:43:34
It's a challenge finding food and somewhere to live.
01:43:36
I felt the fish. My face. Motherfucker.
01:43:40
The Californian pushed a wide range of species.
01:43:41
Live here.
01:43:43
But all this life, I mean, this competition for living space
01:43:45
is intense.
01:43:52
Oh, chills are highly prized.
01:43:55
It's all over.
01:43:56
The champion has beaten off the challenger.
01:43:59
It's occupied by a sarcastic fringe head.
01:44:05
These fish.
01:44:05
That's a sarcastic fringe.
01:44:07
Yes, because we're running out of money to defend.
01:44:10
The champion has beaten challenger,
01:44:13
at least for now.
01:44:19
It looks very serious to me.
01:44:22
It's, It's always.
01:44:26
Look at it.
01:44:27
He's mocking you.
01:44:29
An octopus.
01:44:33
In your.
01:44:34
You're wandered into the fringe, hedged territory
01:44:37
and could not be tolerated.
01:44:42
But you get.
01:44:44
Fucking
01:44:46
power!
01:44:50
Quite.
01:44:55
The octopus is impressive.
01:44:56
Drop the bait.
01:44:58
Well, it's got eight arms, dude.
01:44:59
It better
01:45:01
like you can't know he had to hightail it.
01:45:07
What kind of a bitch would Mother Nature be if she made a species with eight arms?
01:45:11
And its defense was to bite things,
01:45:13
right, you worthless pile?
01:45:17
No, it's got jam, but it's out of there.
01:45:19
Look, that's the octopus that actually can win it.
01:45:22
Put its arms together and turned into the, sarcastic.
01:45:26
There's more to this behavior than being bad tempered.
01:45:30
It looks just like it doesn't think that the octopus
01:45:33
or not,
01:45:35
you're not going to take a head.
01:45:37
Bro needs to defend its patch if it is to get enough to eat.
01:45:41
And the oh, he was.
01:45:46
Get to the main event.
01:45:47
Come on. I didn't realize this was.
01:45:49
I saw the final table.
01:45:51
Oh, it's Douglas of the shortage.
01:45:54
Yeah, I pooped that recipe, especially with other French heads.
01:45:59
Okay, here's the meat of this one.
01:46:00
Has got to close. Fighting Nelson.
01:46:03
Yeah, was pretty good.
01:46:04
Watch another pretty good.
01:46:08
Despite that, but one of.
01:46:12
Neither is prepared to back down.
01:46:18
Doesn't it look like the Muppet Show a little bit?
01:46:20
Give me a hell. Yeah.
01:46:21
So those, You know, those every Muppet can fuck.
01:46:27
Yeah.
01:46:30
And you notice they didn't bring out the dinosaur mouth wings
01:46:34
until it needed to with another sarcastic off the challenger.
01:46:39
Weren't you wondering why they called it a fringe head?
01:46:42
I don't know, is he?
01:46:45
I'll tell you.
01:46:45
I'm very surprised because Kamala left his instinct to fight
01:46:49
back, to come over, especially to the people around ringside.
01:46:53
He's opening his heart.
01:46:54
I he he he feels what they feel.
01:46:58
I'd ask you which one I think you think is going to win,
01:47:01
but I already can't tell which one was the ugly one.
01:47:04
Give me the hell yeah.
01:47:09
Can we get some uniforms on?
01:47:10
Honestly?
01:47:12
Yeah.
01:47:12
Another.
01:47:14
Their eyes look like it's a new species staring at us. Yes.
01:47:18
Yeah.
01:47:19
And then at least I'm in on that antenna.
01:47:23
Two or.
01:47:24
No, they're the meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat,
01:47:27
meat.
01:47:35
Success.
01:47:36
Look, that that eyeball looking thing on there.
01:47:39
One fin is. It's all over.
01:47:41
Trick predators.
01:47:44
The champion just beaten the challenger show.
01:47:47
At least for now.
01:47:49
A French head can never drop its guard.
01:47:52
There's too much competition
01:47:55
for hotel.
01:48:00
Very nice.
01:48:02
People don't have French heads.
01:48:03
They have to defend themselves with guns.
01:48:07
Okay.
01:48:08
What's this story all about?
01:48:11
Begun shooting during.
01:48:13
I got that partly done.
01:48:14
Allegedly shooting two people with a Bebe gun at a naked bike
01:48:18
riding event in downtown L.A..
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This happened around 11.
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This dude, I've been shot in the leg with jeans, with a Bebe gun and it hurt.
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I could not imagine.
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Not even the naked does it?
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A naked foot.
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Yeah, I know there's a neck, right?
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Dude, I'm telling you, it's different.
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I bet you I wonder if it would I just. Okay, I don't I'm not.
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First shooting people with Bebe guns that are like order to be.
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But I'm also not for naked bike, right.
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Yeah I don't but this is LA so.
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And obviously what there's a police escort in the center there is that it is,
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they shouldn't be naked.
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They shouldn't be riding bikes and they shouldn't be shouldn't be guns.
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But if you're just so you know, riding a Bebe gun, if you riding the bike naked,
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wouldn't you maybe consider somebody might want to shoot you in the ass?
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The Bebe gun. I mean, that's pretty funny, right?
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It is funny.
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You guys are genuinely anti humanist.
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I didn't realize to the hilarious you won't call manmade things natural.
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Now you're saying you're naked, is ugly and should be outlawed.
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You shot in the ass of the vehicle. Yeah,
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you're riding a bike naked.
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You should you.
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So it's a harmless let's it catches right in the cornhole.
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I don't think it's harmful.
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I think I would say that shooting a Bebe gun is more harmful than riding naked.
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No, I might make a few things wrong.
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You need a baby, right?
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A human being is doing one thing wrong.
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So, the one thing wrong cancels out one thing wrong.
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That leaves one thing wrong that the naked bike riders are doing
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not the
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Bebe gun.
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So no,
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the naked bike riders are in the wrong here.
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The logistics of it come to.
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Well, many of them should be charged.
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I can think of two problems with me riding a bike naked.
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Do I split them up the middle, or do I hang them to one side?
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That that's a problem, whether you like it or not?
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No, it is not.
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No, it is not.
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No. Wow.
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I don't want it. Okay.
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Fun to know.
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This morning, near the intersection of Temple Street
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and North Alameda Street, police say a male suspect dressed in all black.
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And so I don't have a leg to stand on because obviously
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there's something wrong with it.
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If they have to blur it out.
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Right.
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Yeah.
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Riding a scooter.
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If this is able to be shown in public, I want to be sure.
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Never mind public. In public.
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Why can not be shown is exactly what I was thinking.
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And he can be shown because he's fully clothed, right?
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Fired the gun at the nude cyclist.
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Two victims were treated for lack of a mask while having a face.
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I don't know, he looks like a fucking, like, movie villain, right?
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Well, like, I can see hairs.
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I see he's, like, real head under the mask or something behind him.
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Victims were treated for lacerations at the scene.
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The suspect is fans of the person.
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He pretty sure those lacerations were already on your ass or with assault?
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I don't know the weapon.
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And more charges are.
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Is that one of the people that got shot?
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I don't know.
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And dating charges after allegedly
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shooting two people with a gun.
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It doesn't look like a mask. Sure did.
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The other one.
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I'm more confused now after the story that I was before.
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I don't see the, blurred version
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because sometimes they like over some of the photos are overdramatic,
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where if like there's they're just in a bunch of, like, G-string thongs.
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Here's the version.
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Speaking of Pride Month.
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Yeah, we're we're ending pride month.
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We might as well end with a bang here.
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Speaking of bangs, 4th of July.
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But let's go.
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This reminds me of the, music that.
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Oh, my God, that's not the voice. I expect that shit.
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Did you see what this is called? Did you see what this is called?
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No. Maybe not.
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The down syndrome was obvious, but the male was not.
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That really?
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What's the happy pride month?
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Everyone and everywhere.
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Sending love with love with love.
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What's the drag syndrome?
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Yeah,
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I can find
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the hater.
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They need to count and happy pride.
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Do they know or is somebody dressing them up?
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That's the part I have to know. They were like naked,
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I don't care, everyone is fine.
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I mean, so that they're just like every other drag person
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there isn't like a handler they don't like take it off, take it off, take it off.
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Yeah. I don't know my girlfriend lady.
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Oh. Earlier.
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You know, like when you collect them all, like, this is the rare one.
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Right.
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It's the rare one. Yeah.
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My girlfriend, I was at a restaurant earlier,
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and they, all of a sudden, like, three people came walking in and they got set
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at a weird table and, they all came out of it.
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One of them was like, falling asleep, and, one of them had a Covid mask on,
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and they started cleaning menus and we realized, oh, they're from the
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fucking mental fucking
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thing down the road, right?
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The, the one was having like a sensory overload
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because he kept like plugging his ears
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and closing his eyes and like, falling asleep.
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And the other one was like overly cleaning.
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The menu was way too much.
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It was it was quite interesting.
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And then what's a weird table?
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Their handler was just, it was just off to the side, but their handler was not.
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They got a special table next to the window so they can.
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Their handler was like, no, I don't know.
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It wasn't like I'm kind of window lickers, in case you missed it.
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Yeah. Oh, you got it.
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Yeah.
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There was no window like they do the last one or they're not like,
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they're just more like, It was kind of sad.
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It was weird.
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Sometimes they stop in the middle and stare at you as you're coming in.
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But continue this bitch.
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I mean, dude chick, I didn't even start this bitch.
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If this is Lady Mercury and I said,
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happy pride, gorgeous. No.
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Oh, hey, this is a year.
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It's Rosie O'Donnell.
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Holy fuck, it's Rosie O'Donnell.
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It's not.
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Oh, I assume everyone has down syndrome.
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Oh, yeah.
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Queens.
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Oh, mango.
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Yeah.
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I'm scared.
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That's the world we live in now.
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Everybody that's watching. I'm so sorry.
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Whosoever therefore shall be ashamed of me
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and of my words, in this so-called stories
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and sinful generation of him
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also shall the Son of Man be ashamed.
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Amen.
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Yeah.
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Sorry, Homo.
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Where is this?
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This is 18 minutes long. Amen. Okay.
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This covers the
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the April stuff that I've been doing,
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and and just play it.
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And it's 18 minutes long.
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Just play it and times to see it.
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It's going to be fucking eight live one.
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How they become two.
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You forget or deny this guy with a material reality.
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Oh hey, isn't that one guy that a bunch of people
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are saying it's the smartest man in the Omniverse or some shit.
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Interesting to see him over here on my channel.
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We make sure why that's related.
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I mean, as we all know, when a certain group of people think someone who's done
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basically nothing of actual merit other than pretending to be.
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I'm sorry.
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I mean, being a big time machine guy, they always end up being
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they don't understand anything about anything.
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For somebody like you remember the Big Bang evolution.
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No signs.
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It's to teach us that European God.
01:56:34
Oh, that's a strong stance.
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I mean, aside from the fact that the only thing science is for
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is figuring out why are we criticize,
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watching someone criticize and because they're not for God?
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Because that's the thing.
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Anyone who knows anything about science
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knows that if it turned out that we could be doing a better job, we.
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But this is an especially stupid thing to say, considering your back was showing
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the initial idea that the Big Bang is based on was the initial idea that the Big
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Bang is based on was literally developed by picking priest called George Lama,
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who was, funnily enough, kind of into God, I think, for no reason whatsoever.
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But you seem to be unaware of this is, well, telling, to say the least.
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There's no purpose. It's all just random. It's also material.
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Again, science is not to do that. Science doesn't deal in purpose.
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That's what the philosophy is about you, about what it does.
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Dealing is data and evidence in its attempts
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again, to explain how everything works.
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Any conclusion that you might draw from that data, it's almost entirely up to you.
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If you want to have it say you have no meaning whatsoever,
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then that's the thing that you decided, not the science, and certainly not
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the people who were just creating a methodology designed exclusively to it.
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How could we decide it if there isn't even free will?
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Figure out how I planned it.
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You have to pay attention to the monologue.
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I can't afford to pay attention.
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I just went from the space
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on the French $450 in a month or two.
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Just about how we
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told you that this is and what it's for, even though you clearly have never studied
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the topic of Daniel life, and so you thought it would be a good idea
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to go on the internet and pop out a bunch of
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the only other cretins we find convincing about the topic.
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They have done a disservice to us all like that.
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The answer is simple and well, it's just a screw up from.
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People, education,
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early childhood, and the politics of having this man misrepresent science.
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And then can you imagine being a parent of one child
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and finding out that this is what they've been learning?
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I think presumably not inexpensive school that you sent them to. Dang.
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The problem is that you have haven't
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you haven't anyone to help out.
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Okay. It's it says her.
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Yeah.
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He writes just like you coming at it.
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Why are you commenting on what he's doing?
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Because all that's going to happen is the other guy's going to comment on it.
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And that's what we're watching this because why else would we
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why would they intertwine our comments in between?
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That other guy's got his mind funnier.
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His his writing of his, just like his accent have eroded.
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He's way better.
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Heavens, where are we watching this?
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Because he's way better.
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Problem is that people actually believe in such asinine concepts as the other.
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Like, I'm sorry you like the idea of a system
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that's like an incredibly, like a filter on any and all possible afterlife heaven.
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You're essentially equally. Oh, he wrote it.
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He wrote heaven just like he said.
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And screw that. You're wrong, you mute heaven.
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Hell, thing with each of the form of being triangles,
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the center is easily the dumbest representation
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of those two ideas I've ever seen as essentially guys
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to the idea of heaven about hell below.
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Except there's no open space, you fucking simpleton.
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How could there be any such thing as goddamn above or below?
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And it also makes this place look like
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I can tell you exactly how that makes any goddamn sense.
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The heaven is spiritual.
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The consciousness hell is mechanical, especially since
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we're talking.
01:59:17
Okay.
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What are you talking about? Heaven and hell.
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What's that?
01:59:22
If you catch that.
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Yeah, he made up something from his own
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opinion about.
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Heaven being emotional and hell being mechanical.
01:59:33
Yeah.
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I've never heard or contemplated or even considered that ever in my life before.
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It's such a stupid notion, right?
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Okay.
01:59:42
The differentiation between machine and mind.
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What kind of spirit science mumbo jumbo shit is that?
01:59:45
They are conceptual rewards.
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Like he's fried somehow on the dual ality thing.
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Okay, that's enough. I'm in love with the idea of them.
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You can go.
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Can we go to, Shadow Force?
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I don't know, can we?
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Yeah, maybe.
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If you want to see that it's answer.
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Is the only thing I watch religiously.
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What what do you watch religiously?
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So sick.
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Every Wednesday and Friday,
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without fail.
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Seriously, it looks just like him, right?
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I mean, it's him.
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It is him.
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I think it's intentional matter.
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The whole. The whole thing. Right?
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This whole gimmick is really well thought out.
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And comedic genius.
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Yeah. Gary
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and punched me in the face, but we both.
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I see you realize the punishment for stolen valor is getting punched
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in the face.
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We both got secrets, right?
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That's actually not the regulation.
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God, this is a shadow force issued that's horny once.
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This is horny guys. This horny guys probably did that.
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Come with a porno magazine with it when you bought it?
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Yeah, actually, you know, but he's not a baby talking.
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He's just from, the Boston.
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He's part of the down syndrome crew.
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He is with his face. Doesn't show it.
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So he gets away with it.
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No, no, our teenagers.
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It's really bad.
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It's hard to pull off the tough guy
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routine with the baby talk.
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Yeah, he sounds like the guy from the Big Bang Theory that owns the comic.
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No, nothing. Yes.
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The guy that works at the school very.
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You barely hear.
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So while I'm working on our bus fleet,
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one of the men across the street is walking up and down the shoulder.
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He's shouting vulgarities, profanities
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and very nasty words.
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I'm quoting him. He's.
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Hey, I think we saw this already.
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Why do you keep saying that?
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I think because it triggers
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draw and I'm one of those schadenfreude nurse.
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Oh, okay. Oh, wait, this is a continuation.
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This is a follow up.
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This is a different angle.
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This is, this is footage.
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Yeah, this is Pastor Tony.
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He's a badass. He said
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I'm going to rape your wife.
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I'm going to rape all of your grandchildren.
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And he said, the next time, isn't it weird how he's still kind of,
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pastoring or preaching?
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And he said, Tony, like, doesn't this sound like he's
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talking to the congregation? Listen to that.
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Quoting him, he said, Tony, I'm going to rape your wife.
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I'm going to rape all of your grandchildren.
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And he said, the next time you go out of town, I'm going to kill them.
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And what the f are you going to do about it?
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End quote. Oh.
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There's no audio.
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He screams right there.
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The guy on the ground literally goes.
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It's screams like a little girl.
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He's kicking his legs, flailing around.
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F are you going to do about it?
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Or being punched in the face? He
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he could have done anything right here. He's
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kind of like beating them like brothers do is just like teaching him a lesson.
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Yeah,
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I see no problems with it.
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End quote.
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Oh, he threw his phone.
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That's not cool.
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Now he's going to have to get his phone fixed.
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I can't allow a man to rape my wife.
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I can't allow a
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man to rape his screams by cracked.
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That cool?
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He's going to.
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He didn't recognize that.
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It's empty threats.
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We're on Rumble. I'm going to say it outright.
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I don't think this is going to help. You just pissed him off.
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I mean, if everything you're saying is true, you should have ended his life.
02:04:13
Okay, I suppose, but then, I mean, you have to make that decision.
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You will go to jail for the rest of yours,
02:04:18
but then at least you protected your family.
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I if I was the other guy, I would.
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Even if I was just making empty threats and I got my ass beat,
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I may retaliate and actually make those threats come true of that.
02:04:31
That's exactly what I'm saying.
02:04:32
That's exactly what I'm saying.
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Yeah. They're just like, yeah, that's great.
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He just did it.
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Find out where they live
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because he doesn't know at this point where they live.
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Even though he does. He does.
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Oh, he does know.
02:04:45
Well he knows that he's on the news.
02:04:47
No, no.
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This is the neighbor that lives across the street from the pastor.
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Okay. So he actually knows the grandkids.
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He knows the grandkids, says he's going to kill them.
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My grandchildren are
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at least knowing I will not allow.
02:05:01
What is that now he just turned into the Three Stooges.
02:05:04
He's like, oh, you going, going, going.
02:05:06
He's giving him the clutch right here.
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Yeah, rake the face a c.
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But now he looks it looks a little wrestling all of a sudden.
02:05:16
He like giving his time.
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Yeah. He bent.
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Thank you for letting I wish we had the audio.
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He screams right here so bad when he starts kicking
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the guys like not allow me.
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Right man to murder.
02:05:30
He's saying help!
02:05:31
Somebody help me.
02:05:34
33355.
02:05:38
Oh, yeah.
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The next time you leave, I'm going to kill your father.
02:05:45
What the f are you going to do about it?
02:05:49
So while I'm working on,
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what would you do about that at all times?
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No chance around.
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You got,
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All right, call the authorities.
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Fucking bullshit.
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Do you know what I would do?
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Well, I would make a video so terrifying
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that when he saw it, he would be scared to death of me.
02:06:17
Oh, yeah.
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Like this one.
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Now, keep in mind, I did not practice this routine.
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I'm like most of them.
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Yeah.
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And you don't?
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You go on. You.
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Know? Yes you do.
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You definitely need the audio.
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Okay.
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Like this.
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Really?
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Got stuck on my gloves.
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Yeah.
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Look at that.
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Watch.
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And I actually going to dive into the tub.
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Okay.
02:06:57
That was fun, right?
02:06:58
The dream of game.
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But I did too.
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Pretty for the behind the back.
02:07:04
That was good.
02:07:04
Until I got out of my glove box of the.
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Gear.
02:07:09
I lost it and then I got it amazingly.
02:07:14
And then I lost control
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breath.
02:07:18
And then the silly log
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and then the fake dive gas.
02:07:24
And it was specific manner.
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Isn't that feature air is calling.
02:07:30
They want you to come down.
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Yeah. I don't know.
02:07:34
Something about inappropriate tool use.
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Danger, risk to life and others
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messages for flat.
02:07:45
All right.
02:07:45
Oh, that's pretty good rate work
02:07:48
rate.
02:07:48
But what would you say?
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It makes me feel less,
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bad for the person who drops the baton.
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You know, the baton twirlers on the football field,
02:07:59
and they flip it around, and then they circle around,
02:08:02
and then they catch the thing,
02:08:03
but they miss every once in a while, and it's like, oh, how embarrassing.
02:08:07
They've been working on this for so long, and they screwed it up.
02:08:11
When it was time to get the big show.
02:08:13
And what's your point here, Gary?
02:08:16
I, yeah.
02:08:19
So what's your point?
02:08:24
Well, that's what I hey, I get your point.
02:08:26
I have a point.
02:08:28
That's right. Right.
02:08:29
What now?
02:08:31
Where are the times?
02:08:32
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
02:08:35
Oh, let me show you.
02:08:37
Holy shit.
02:08:38
She looks like a Disney character.
02:08:40
Am I the only one that sees that?
02:08:42
Okay, there's this.
02:08:43
An Instagram Disney filter on.
02:08:45
She looks
02:08:47
like, well, this this is Disney.
02:08:52
Do you remember that?
02:08:52
And, next line, is it from Fantasia.
02:08:55
Like, there's a lot of crazy stuff in Fantasia,
02:08:58
but I don't remember this, but the pentagram meant, oh,
02:09:03
you don't let me show you
02:09:06
on this glass.
02:09:08
You can imagine how excited Pythagoras was when he shared his findings
02:09:12
with his pals, a fraternity of eggheads known as the Pythagoreans.
02:09:17
They used to meet and see.
02:09:18
I have a theory on their mathematical discoveries.
02:09:22
Only members were allowed to attend.
02:09:24
They had a secret emblem.
02:09:26
The the sacred geometry.
02:09:32
Let's see what the topic is for today.
02:09:37
It's a secret.
02:09:51
It's blah blah blah blah blah.
02:09:57
So I they have to struggle to.
02:10:02
It was our old friend Pythagoras who discovered
02:10:05
that the pentagram was full of mathematic
02:10:08
rites of magic.
02:10:11
The two shorter lines
02:10:12
combined exactly equal the third.
02:10:16
And this line shows the magic proportions of the famous golden section.
02:10:21
The golden ratio is exactly equal.
02:10:24
The fourth.
02:10:25
Once again, we have the golden section.
02:10:28
The golden ratio,
02:10:31
hidden within a pentagram
02:10:33
is a secret for creating a golden rectangle there
02:10:37
that was hired for its beautiful proportions and magic qualities.
02:10:42
The star magic following it many times over.
02:10:52
Many give that spiral.
02:10:57
Did we get the I?
02:11:12
But what is she implying?
02:11:15
Understand is it can reproduce itself
02:11:18
indefinitely. Or.
02:11:22
Oh, it's the key
02:11:24
to the building blocks of our entire universe.
02:11:27
Thank you.
02:11:29
Geometry.
02:11:32
The Pythagoras and
02:11:34
the right.
02:11:36
I mean, the magic spiral.
02:11:39
It's also very logical.
02:11:41
It's very logical.
02:11:42
And the conclusion, I think, would have been reached eventually.
02:11:45
Snap magic or observed.
02:11:47
I don't know if it's.
02:11:49
Yeah.
02:11:49
Observed would be a better term.
02:11:52
That repeats the proportions of the golden section
02:11:55
into infinity,
02:11:58
but infinity doesn't exist, so that's not true,
02:12:03
even though it does
02:12:05
doesn't it?
02:12:07
I don't give a crap about that.
02:12:09
There are no infinities by its own definition.
02:12:12
It has to exist if there are infinite possibilities.
02:12:15
Every possibility has to exist, including infinity.
02:12:18
There's a there's a there's a, there is a reality where nothing exists.
02:12:23
It's the opposite of infinity.
02:12:26
It's like dark.
02:12:27
They what?
02:12:29
And everybody gets carjacked in this universe.
02:12:33
I don't know nothing about it, man.
02:12:38
Now, at 530, a DoorDash driver
02:12:40
carjacked in the middle of a quiet Roseville in order to hang with us.
02:12:44
I'm Simon Roseville.
02:12:46
We do this already for 42 here. No,
02:12:49
the, it's not just.
02:12:51
It's not just me. You see it?
02:12:53
Okay? And I'm Glenda Lewis.
02:12:55
The driver was dropping off an order at Pinehurst and Beal. Yes.
02:12:58
That was not.
02:12:59
You didn't have to say that.
02:13:00
Of course they were dropping something off there.
02:13:02
A fucking DoorDash driver. They get in the pub.
02:13:05
You don't know that.
02:13:05
But they just fucking.
02:13:09
Make the food appear out of nowhere.
02:13:14
Just wish it into existence and then drop it off.
02:13:18
Yeah.
02:13:19
If I'm carjacking somebody, I'm going to wait for them to pick up food.
02:13:21
Yep. Every time when the suspects are literally carjacking them for the food
02:13:25
or for the car, I mean, the car, but I if if I, if you could.
02:13:29
So I'm not condoning if you get a meal out of exactly.
02:13:37
It's just reasonable, into a neighbor's property.
02:13:40
Seven news Detroit's Peter Maxwell.
02:13:41
The property news properties lining up with neighbors and I we're not sure
02:13:47
the scary scene unfolding right here in the middle of the day on Pinehurst,
02:13:51
near Beale in Roseville.
02:13:52
You can see the damage
02:13:53
the suspect and witnesses say it could have been a lot worse.
02:13:58
They're scary. I felt so bad for him.
02:13:59
Apparently it was like weren't backing down.
02:14:01
Just before.
02:14:03
One time Tuesday afternoon, Roseville, a DoorDash driver, was delivering an order.
02:14:08
I think it's possible that you pick up a child.
02:14:12
I saw an old
02:14:15
man. She was running into the car.
02:14:18
How insulting is that?
02:14:19
If he's just some white person is just so high, you're like, hey, I got a fence
02:14:23
I pulled up in the driveway, I know it, I know it, girl.
02:14:25
I have very high house.
02:14:27
Lena is thankful she wasn't home at the time and that no
02:14:30
one else was injured.
02:14:31
Thank goodness there were no kids running around.
02:14:34
Oh thank goodness no one was walking their dog.
02:14:36
We get a lot of walkers.
02:14:41
There.
02:14:41
They're not giving any story.
02:14:43
Who who hit the fence? Did he I don't know.
02:14:46
Did he avoid the carjacking or did
02:14:49
the carjacker then
02:14:52
some people walking their dogs down the street.
02:14:55
What kind of an asshole carjacked the car, doesn't know how to turn the corner.
02:14:58
With the driver's door still open.
02:15:01
So if you're
02:15:02
a carjacker, what you want to do is you want to.
02:15:05
Thank goodness there were no.
02:15:07
And I turned the corner just in time to and then spell cup
02:15:12
on. No, thank goodness no one was walking their dog.
02:15:15
We get a lot of walkers and people walking their dogs down the strip.
02:15:19
You can see in the surveillance video
02:15:21
the suspect turned the corner with the driver's door still open.
02:15:24
Then for it down the street, I called 911 because
02:15:29
I don't know what else to do.
02:15:29
She thought it was dropping off and the dog and away
02:15:33
witnessed the scary scene.
02:15:34
Wrong with that.
02:15:35
I mean, yes, and he's running back to his car.
02:15:39
He jumps in the car as the cars are moving.
02:15:41
Look, even channel seven uses the DJI
02:15:44
mini Mike and they punch in the car,
02:15:48
goes into the neighbors fences.
02:15:51
Roseville police tell me the suspect abandoned their tattoos and was arrested
02:15:54
after a short foot chase in the area of Old Mile and Utica roads. I'm.
02:15:59
If I was abusing, a child or a loved one, I would force them to get tattoos
02:16:03
to cover up the bruises.
02:16:09
Shit.
02:16:09
Yeah, it will be my inner monologue.
02:16:12
Just speak out.
02:16:12
Including carjacking the victim, who has not yet been identified.
02:16:16
According to police tonight, I wouldn't even be creative with the tattoos.
02:16:19
I would make them look like bruises and transport.
02:16:23
As for Lena, she says the fence can be replaced and is praying for the driver.
02:16:28
It's Gary. Yes,
02:16:32
who has not yet been identified, according to police denied medical transport.
02:16:35
As for Lena, she says the fence can be replaced
02:16:38
and is praying for the DoorDash driver. It.
02:16:46
The fence can be replaced and is praying for the DoorDash driver.
02:16:49
It Amen.
02:16:51
Gary.
02:16:52
Never a dull moment here in Roseville.
02:16:54
Roseville? Yes there is.
02:16:56
Oh my God, there's nothing there except at nine and a half
02:16:59
and phrase, oh, there's like this one little like shopping mall area.
02:17:02
It was like a fence. Everything else over here.
02:17:05
Yeah. Everything else is just this exact.
02:17:07
They drove past it.
02:17:08
Yeah. Hope nobody bothers you.
02:17:10
There's, like, six miles of this neighborhood.
02:17:13
Yeah.
02:17:15
Wait.
02:17:15
That's. That looks just like my neighborhood.
02:17:17
Never mind. I shouldn't insult them.
02:17:20
Oh, wait.
02:17:21
That looks just like my front porch.
02:17:23
Wait, I gotta go check my fence.
02:17:26
Police are asking any witnesses to
02:17:28
please contact them in any way.
02:17:31
Any witnesses?
02:17:32
What about this lady with the camera?
02:17:34
Yeah, I no, in anybody else.
02:17:37
Seven news, Detroit.
02:17:39
Somebody should ask her
02:17:42
if she's seen anything.
02:17:46
All right.
02:17:46
Should we do mash up or should we move on to home?
02:17:49
Maybe we'll just say mash up for the end.
02:17:51
I kind of like that. Yeah, I like that too.
02:17:55
I like.
02:17:59
I don't know if they played the game.
02:18:00
I don't have a video for this, but,
02:18:03
Oh yeah, they did play.
02:18:06
So there's photographs.
02:18:12
FIFA and
02:18:13
the US Soccer Association in Seattle came up with this
02:18:17
great idea to have.
02:18:21
Oh, they changed the story because they played the game well.
02:18:23
Anyways, the headline supposed to say pride
02:18:27
game between Iran and Egypt.
02:18:30
So Seattle being, you know, very, very pride friendly.
02:18:32
And it being June,
02:18:35
they decided to have a pride game in the World Cup.
02:18:39
And the two teams that happened to have just they claim just
02:18:43
randomly got picked was Iran and Egypt to play in the gay game?
02:18:48
Okay, what could possibly go wrong.
02:18:53
So I think they beheaded some gay people.
02:18:56
They played this game on top of a mountain because if not, I think if they did,
02:19:00
I should have just they should have chosen the the Valley.
02:19:04
If they were to play this game, they should choose a valley.
02:19:06
That way there's no mountaintops.
02:19:09
That way.
02:19:10
All the gays are safe.
02:19:11
No one will be chucked off.
02:19:14
Yeah,
02:19:15
they said they were going to boycott the game, but I guess they played and they
02:19:19
they boycott.
02:19:19
It ended in a dramatic draw.
02:19:22
A tie
02:19:23
after the go ahead goal was overturned because apparently it had looked
02:19:28
the ball had too many colors on it and they thought it may be gay.
02:19:33
So instead of throwing it off a mountain, they just called it
02:19:35
worthless pile of shit.
02:19:39
They did sell out.
02:19:41
Friday's game was designated as a pride match
02:19:44
by Seattle's Local Organization committee.
02:19:47
They have a local pride match committee.
02:19:50
Yeah, but were they all get out like the fucking bike ride earlier or you know.
02:19:54
Yes, yes,
02:19:55
they were Egypt and Iran pushed back against being associated with the match.
02:19:59
The entire sex relationships are criminalized in both countries.
02:20:04
This isn't just like a religious thing.
02:20:05
This is a law thing. Yeah.
02:20:09
Yeah.
02:20:11
So there were all like downs.
02:20:15
What was it?
02:20:15
What was that called?
02:20:18
The drag syndrome.
02:20:21
Downs.
02:20:22
Drag them.
02:20:26
Drag syndrome?
02:20:26
Yeah, that was it was.
02:20:31
That's them celebrating and partying at tie.
02:20:35
And I saw at the time
02:20:38
I think yeah I read in Egypt.
02:20:46
So what happens when there's a tie?
02:20:47
They play again.
02:20:49
No, they get a point.
02:20:51
I so it's a point based.
02:20:53
You get zero for a loss.
02:20:54
Will each one for a tie in three to totally fuck up the math.
02:20:59
You don't get two points for a win.
02:21:00
You get three.
02:21:03
Yeah, that makes sense.
02:21:05
That's what my son says.
02:21:07
He's like, there's no way the win needs to be weighted heavier than the tie.
02:21:11
I'm like, it is. You get double.
02:21:14
Nope. Wow.
02:21:16
Then if they did it that way, there would be the same amount of points
02:21:20
at the end of every tournament.
02:21:21
Instead, it's almost it's not random, but it's different.
02:21:25
World Cup Atlanta police report 8% crime drop during first week.
02:21:29
More Atlanteans.
02:21:31
What is this implying? I don't get it.
02:21:33
Atlanta has transformed into a play the video energy massive global soccer
02:21:38
venue with guests from all over the world being impressed with our city.
02:21:42
It's all right. I have a problem.
02:21:44
Why do they have an 11 year old on the news guest?
02:21:47
She's she's
02:21:49
because she's I don't
02:21:51
I don't want to say that she's attractive because I would have been
02:21:55
welcomed because she's now 11 years old.
02:21:58
This took a dark she looks she not only does
02:22:01
she look young, but she looks like she's wearing an 11 year old's dress.
02:22:06
She has like those little things.
02:22:07
She has those little, hold hand homemade.
02:22:10
Now, she she doesn't want to dress like a whore.
02:22:12
What's wrong with the international spotlight?
02:22:14
Atlanta police tell city council she's going to say something to prove me
02:22:17
so right.
02:22:18
Our city has shined and crime is down.
02:22:21
Fox Five's down.
02:22:22
Juror shares the story from City Hall.
02:22:25
Do you think I'm not down with crime?
02:22:27
Mayor Andre Dickens always said so.
02:22:29
Soccer games and soccer is normally a heavy, minority driven sport
02:22:34
that they just will drop all things and just go run and watch.
02:22:40
Do you think that has anything to do with it?
02:22:45
Yeah, because you would think crime would go up
02:22:48
because you bring in more people, more people are more susceptible
02:22:51
to being robbed and stuff in crowds and shit like that. Right?
02:22:54
Unless the people that are normally robbing are like distracted
02:22:59
with it.
02:22:59
You know, I think you're on to something here right?
02:23:05
Yeah.
02:23:06
Because there's no way that, like, the Super Bowl comes to town
02:23:11
and the normal crime statistics that the city normally has, I think, rise.
02:23:16
Right.
02:23:16
But for for an event that big, I think it's still well managed.
02:23:20
But it it definitely goes up I think. Right.
02:23:23
Like, because there's more people so it's more susceptible to
02:23:27
the nefariously people out of out of town.
02:23:30
Yeah. Me. Yeah.
02:23:32
I just like to think everyone's
02:23:35
bring a heavy minority driven distraction,
02:23:40
and all of a sudden the crime goes down.
02:23:44
You say it's,
02:23:45
you know, it should be the other way.
02:23:49
I just think that's interesting
02:23:51
is the minority black people
02:23:53
allegedly allege that Atlanta was ready for the big stage
02:23:57
and although 500,000 people have come to our city for FIFA World
02:24:00
Cup group, Atlanta police say crime has not washed a hand.
02:24:06
The numbers of help they put there are here, just in case
02:24:09
you guys don't know, in America we put the toilet paper, the city toilet
02:24:13
paper in the round porcelain bowl with water in it, and then we flush it.
02:24:17
Yeah. Don't use your hand.
02:24:20
Don't put the toilet paper, I press it.
02:24:23
Yeah, yeah. They're like, what do you smell that shit?
02:24:28
World Cup,
02:24:29
which included three matches and lots of debris.
02:24:32
The police told us apparently they love our ranch dressing.
02:24:35
Things are looking really well.
02:24:37
Yeah, I love the ranches.
02:24:39
Dam. We are in a great place.
02:24:41
We are down 9%.
02:24:43
Everybody's down tonight.
02:24:45
I think next week we should do down the.
02:24:47
All right as above. So below us. So we are very.
02:24:50
Oh wait we have more.
02:24:52
Our visitors have said they feel safe downtown.
02:24:54
I assume everyone has Down's syndrome for FIFA,
02:24:58
but all over the city, including the Cascadia.
02:25:01
Yes, I
02:25:02
put the Seattle Force way at the end, but he made me play it and I listened to,
02:25:06
I don't know, going anywhere as above, so he could play all his videos.
02:25:10
Schools are closed, so teenagers have more unsupervised time,
02:25:13
and warmer temperatures tend to trigger aggression.
02:25:16
But that is not the case, according to Atlanta police.
02:25:20
There's four things we're currently doing, which is protecting FIFA, answering
02:25:24
all the main striker, but with proactive
02:25:27
policing and we're keeping the peace, and everywhere that we can.
02:25:30
Yeah.
02:25:31
I remember back in the day
02:25:32
when the NFL was going to go on strike and Ray Lewis said,
02:25:36
if the NFL goes on strike, all the black men will riot
02:25:39
because their violent pent up aggression will do.
02:25:43
Yeah. They have. Yeah.
02:25:44
They got basketball.
02:25:47
And I think they say they didn't go on strike because
02:25:50
when I was younger, they did strike for almost a almost a season.
02:25:53
Some of them came back at the end.
02:25:54
But this one, they actually I think his words made everybody scared to death.
02:25:58
And they're like, give those poor black people whatever they want.
02:26:02
They want again, first week of FIFA to be down 9% or 8% down.
02:26:08
I'm sorry, the first week of FIFA.
02:26:10
We're very happy about those results. Jump a percent.
02:26:12
I hope now is that this trend will continue
02:26:14
not only through the tournament, but for the remainder of the tournament.
02:26:18
He's city hall.
02:26:20
Do you say tournament or tournament?
02:26:22
I say turn like people are known for being stupid.
02:26:25
Oh, Gary.
02:26:28
It's, it's way funnier at the end.
02:26:34
I don't fucking know,
02:26:37
I don't know, I don't know.
02:26:39
It's the Brady and Joshua Brady and or Gary as above.
02:26:44
And so below because he's so close.
02:26:48
Brady.
02:26:48
And for sure we're doing it our way.
02:26:52
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady.
02:26:56
And your show it's Brady and Drury.
02:26:59
It's their show.
02:27:00
No Brady. Draw.
02:27:03
Does anybody have something to smoke?
02:27:05
He was higher than a kite.
02:27:07
Pot's a pretty important part.
02:27:08
Oh, yeah.
02:27:11
What a what a
02:27:13
what a what a what's up, what's up, what's up.
02:27:17
Supportive. We.
02:27:18
So you guys know what's up I forgot we said we got no.
02:27:22
What time is up.
02:27:25
What what what what
02:27:28
what what what is it I
02:27:33
definitely not
02:27:36
should be.
02:27:39
Why don't they give him.
02:27:40
Why don't those two give?
02:27:42
Give him some of the meat.
02:27:43
They I know, I don't know,
02:27:47
obviously he has some type of genetic disorder.
02:27:51
Probably going to die soon.
02:27:53
Make a wish. This is make a wish.
02:27:55
It's a rap song.
02:27:57
Just be a backup dancer.
02:27:59
Music video. I don't get it.
02:28:01
I don't get it.
02:28:03
What's a.
02:28:08
What don't you get, bro?
02:28:10
Alternative figure.
02:28:11
Black folks always ask who are going to be that?
02:28:15
Okay, well let's go.
02:28:17
Let's
02:28:18
I who's all in on that one.
02:28:20
Seen drew ski do anything funny?
02:28:22
Apparently they they hosted the Bet Awards in.
02:28:26
It doesn't really make any sense to me because I don't think there was a single
02:28:29
white person nominated.
02:28:32
Well, hold on a second.
02:28:33
It's the vet.
02:28:34
Or you know what the B and B stands for.
02:28:39
Are they allowed to do that?
02:28:42
They are allowed to do that.
02:28:43
We are not to do that.
02:28:46
When do they when does it stop?
02:28:48
When do we?
02:28:49
When does
02:28:51
the 250 years from now.
02:28:54
All right.
02:28:54
So I've heard that they have plans to make us slaves.
02:28:57
If they don't want reparations, they want payback.
02:28:59
Yeah. They just want to take over.
02:29:00
They just want to be the majority
02:29:04
but not continue.
02:29:05
This is like so Drake.
02:29:07
Drake, Andrew. Ski.
02:29:09
Same piece of shit.
02:29:10
There's a white guy right there.
02:29:12
No, I probably he was the only guy invited.
02:29:15
I just I haven't seen him do anything actually funny like.
02:29:19
So initially he came on our radar
02:29:20
when you played that redneck when he was just a redneck.
02:29:23
And I'm like, oh my God, this is a great costume.
02:29:25
He proceeded to do nothing like over the top with it.
02:29:28
It was just very like, look, I'm wearing the costume.
02:29:31
And then he was the next time I saw him, he was doing, like Kirk wife.
02:29:36
And I'm like, oh my God, this has got to be good.
02:29:39
And then all I saw was him gone.
02:29:40
Look, I'm wearing the costume.
02:29:42
What did I see him, recently doing?
02:29:46
He was, he it was genuine pony.
02:29:49
He was doing the he was mimicking, the genuine,
02:29:54
song pony, which has been done to death for like 30 years since the,
02:29:57
like the song came out and he's just dancing to the song
02:30:00
and it's like, oh, look, it's, it's Drew Ski.
02:30:02
And he's like dancing to the song.
02:30:04
Look, yuck, yuck.
02:30:05
It look like it's the joke.
02:30:07
Just him doing the thing, and we're just supposed to go look, look at him do that.
02:30:12
You know, like, look at that guy do that now versus him actually doing something
02:30:15
funny with it because I don't see him do anything creative.
02:30:19
And in so after this video is played, you're going to want to go to the main
02:30:24
YouTube channel, which is the two short, and there's two other
02:30:29
or 2 or 3 other videos that are called Drew Skis.
02:30:32
Funniest moment from the Bet Awards,
02:30:36
but they're not.
02:30:37
Hey hold on. No, we can't, we can't do that, y'all.
02:30:39
We can't do that.
02:30:40
So you don't want me to play this one? Let's keep looking around.
02:30:42
Who all of here. Like, was that funny?
02:30:44
I don't understand why that was funny.
02:30:45
Hey, what's up there?
02:30:49
You ain't said you're not black.
02:30:50
Okay? Understand?
02:30:52
No, I do get it.
02:30:52
I I'm I'm up with all of this culture.
02:30:55
I it's a pretty fun. Hey.
02:30:58
Yeah.
02:30:58
So this was like, his his church choir
02:31:00
when he came out because he did some kind of church.
02:31:02
No, I didn't,
02:31:04
but Ray J.
02:31:06
White said he was going to die because he had a black heart or something
02:31:08
like that. I don't know what the hell, because he's over drug abuse.
02:31:10
And so he just kind of like, goes, oh, I thought you were going to.
02:31:13
Duh. What are you doing here? And then like, that's it.
02:31:15
Like that's and obviously Ray J's in on it, but that's like the joke.
02:31:19
Rather than come up with something
02:31:20
clever that ties into it, he's just like he just says the thing
02:31:24
and it's just supposed to be funny because, like, it's juicy, right?
02:31:29
I don't I don't get it. It
02:31:32
he's the one that slept with what's, what's her name, right.
02:31:34
That guy.
02:31:35
Yeah. Sex.
02:31:35
The sex tape. Yeah. Yeah.
02:31:37
And he has sunglasses.
02:31:38
That's all I know about him.
02:31:42
I mean, part of it.
02:31:44
But, see, it's it's I'm a it's so stereotypical.
02:31:47
Like, there's the choir with the dude all of us sent sign on them.
02:31:51
It's praying for you and everything.
02:31:53
We was wrong for you.
02:31:56
Who all in here? Oh, God. Go ahead.
02:31:57
People are gay fans.
02:31:59
Like we were rooting for you.
02:32:00
Rooting you for what? To survive. But he did survive.
02:32:03
So why wouldn't you be happy like his joke doesn't make any sense.
02:32:06
Like none of that, I don't. I'm not here for no relationship.
02:32:09
And then, like Kiki Palmer
02:32:10
supposed to be some hot black chick that all the black people think you're hot,
02:32:12
which she's marginally attractive and I don't think she's entertaining, but
02:32:17
this is just, like, a weird interaction.
02:32:19
And it's not funny either. It.
02:32:22
And it's really just, like, has drew himself done anything funny
02:32:26
like that over here with it?
02:32:27
Man, I spin that shit.
02:32:32
You like a brother, that spin that shit.
02:32:35
Oh, I don't know. My bad, my bad. I've been.
02:32:37
This should have been my gig.
02:32:38
Why the hell would they have you hoes?
02:32:41
And this is the problem.
02:32:42
This is the problem with ABC.
02:32:44
They'd be trippin because that should have been
02:32:48
like.
02:32:49
And like the stereotypes.
02:32:51
You're just like, I don't understand it.
02:32:56
But go.
02:32:56
So go to the main bet channel.
02:32:58
Yeah I tried, I can't find it.
02:33:01
You just go to the.
02:33:01
Wherever this video is posted from,
02:33:03
you click on the fucking icon in the corner when it's playing.
02:33:06
No I'm there. I'm his go to videos
02:33:10
and then it's their go to in the just look at the thumbnails
02:33:13
because it'll say they released so many since then.
02:33:17
It's just right in the last fucking 24.5.
02:33:20
Yeah. That's.
02:33:21
No, it's above that.
02:33:21
It's, there's so above the blue there's juice.
02:33:24
He's funny is look at the fucking the thumbnail
02:33:26
before you like hover around and don't hover around it.
02:33:28
But no I thanks I see.
02:33:30
Yeah they're right up in there. That's right up in there somewhere.
02:33:32
I know for a fact I've seen it several times.
02:33:34
Just click on 1 or 2.
02:33:35
They're not going to be funny.
02:33:38
I don't understand always asking the same thing
02:33:42
when we watch.
02:33:43
Yeah, exactly.
02:33:44
You clicked on the one we already got. Yep.
02:33:46
I don't see another one.
02:33:48
There definitely is another one.
02:33:51
Drew ski came to preach.
02:33:52
I roasted everybody and then roasted everybody.
02:33:54
Know that that one.
02:33:57
There's one. Is that
02:33:59
which isn't funny.
02:34:02
We should build a system where we can put the links in ahead of time.
02:34:06
Yeah, well, I just wanted this for the back end, and I knew this.
02:34:09
I this is the guide.
02:34:10
Let's, let's say here.
02:34:11
Do you want to overload the fucking chat thing
02:34:14
and then make fun of the old map already? I didn't want to overload.
02:34:16
And if it didn't make sense,
02:34:18
all that whatever stuff went to it already when I told you, put it on the back end
02:34:21
and we still have other things to get to and we're doing this is it is is it?
02:34:26
This is what I didn't want to do.
02:34:27
This would be like very, very end if we wanted to keep going.
02:34:30
And there was nothing else.
02:34:31
I go, well, I've got this juicy thing.
02:34:33
But you left all this other shit.
02:34:36
That's why I said put it on the end, and you just.
02:34:38
You didn't listen.
02:34:39
I just went back to the regular.
02:34:41
Let's just play. Let's not laugh at it, and then we'll just.
02:34:44
You didn't say keep it for the end, for the record.
02:34:46
Because I'm very good at following directions
02:34:47
when I know you said earlier, I said, you said, and we have proof.
02:34:50
You said, we'll save it for the Brady and Giorgio. That's all you said.
02:34:53
Nothing in.
02:34:55
Well, we have to go into the Brady Drawer show.
02:34:57
Yeah, because we saw the rest of the show to continue.
02:34:59
No, we're technically there.
02:35:01
I play the thing and everything. Well, play this dickhead.
02:35:06
Wait, which dickhead
02:35:09
could have been records?
02:35:11
To be more specific, I thought you meant Gary.
02:35:13
I know what's going to happen. I find that to be two words.
02:35:16
You going to see what's up? Let's run it, cinnamon.
02:35:18
I'm caked up, but I'm pretty dunk.
02:35:21
Yeah.
02:35:21
I'm sick is what, with that blinky tongue we've now brought us.
02:35:26
What's now I.
02:35:27
Damn, it's heavy, but I'm.
02:35:29
Yeah, I'm still looking.
02:35:31
Well, you get your work done, bro.
02:35:33
Is this guy a famous person to Miami with the the a a shout out to Miami.
02:35:38
God damn.
02:35:39
I mean, shit, I think Miami.
02:35:42
Okay, this is gimmick.
02:35:43
Do I know you a gangster
02:35:44
they're making fun of will come in and they, like people come in
02:35:47
and they say stuff, and then he just repeats it and he doesn't
02:35:52
actually make any jokes.
02:35:53
Ever put that ass on.
02:35:54
He just affirms.
02:35:57
He. He just affirms.
02:35:59
Affirm this to me. To you. Oh, you a singer?
02:36:02
This be. Yeah. You sing.
02:36:03
Oh, you.
02:36:04
Why you singing?
02:36:05
Why you want a big coat? Not doing, not doing.
02:36:07
Like that's the joke.
02:36:08
Like that's like his comedy.
02:36:09
That's like all he does.
02:36:11
Get him out of.
02:36:14
Let's get him out of here, man.
02:36:15
Emphasis on the black entertainment television, y'all.
02:36:19
Black just into this. What?
02:36:21
We need this one.
02:36:22
We need this one. We need right here.
02:36:26
This one we need right here.
02:36:27
Oh, for a minute, girl, I want to wait.
02:36:33
That's not my name. Can we?
02:36:36
It's unfamiliar. It's
02:36:41
thought he said it was Justin Bieber to know
02:36:44
your name.
02:36:50
Yeah.
02:36:50
I don't get him at all.
02:36:52
Yeah, I don't that was funny.
02:36:55
He makes weird other crowd, like, eat my face off hollers and, like,
02:37:00
does their own thing, too.
02:37:01
It's very interesting.
02:37:04
After the crash, I love them.
02:37:05
I, I'm a huge fan.
02:37:06
I'm sure that I was compensated and mother,
02:37:09
I knew they were going to handle every stereotypes I do have to do nicely.
02:37:14
It make me feel very.
02:37:15
I mean, fortunately that's great.
02:37:16
It's a nice unique. Everyone's unique.
02:37:18
All right.
02:37:19
Imagine if you.
02:37:19
Well, waking up to rats chewing on your face.
02:37:23
Yeah.
02:37:23
This sounds like this happened to a man, from Rogers Park.
02:37:26
Yeah. He says he's been dealing with a rodent problem for me.
02:37:29
It's also a peck on my left hand.
02:37:31
On what he says has been a traumatizing experience.
02:37:35
This thing kept coming as soon as we arrived.
02:37:38
You could just come charging at me.
02:37:40
And then dozens of other residents
02:37:42
have been dealing with so vicious, almost evil on Damon Avenue.
02:37:45
Rats and rodents. Yeah.
02:37:48
May I suggest cleaning up your kitchen?
02:37:50
A little animal, this vicious animal
02:37:53
is poisoning soil. It
02:37:56
put toilet paper holder.
02:37:57
Dude,
02:37:59
look,
02:38:01
just park apartments on Damon. Now.
02:38:03
Look at his sink. What's with,
02:38:06
what's with the load bearing fucking shit
02:38:09
right in the middle of his kitchen?
02:38:13
It's a basement.
02:38:14
Maybe, right? Maybe.
02:38:17
No. He's in.
02:38:18
This is just a walk. Walk out.
02:38:21
Give me a lower level duplex.
02:38:22
Walk out.
02:38:24
Just say and sign.
02:38:26
If every apartment looks like that.
02:38:30
I mean, dude, you got the news coming over.
02:38:32
Maybe empty the sink right?
02:38:33
He's like, shit.
02:38:35
He's like, he spent five hours.
02:38:37
He spent five hours. This is.
02:38:39
Yeah, he spent five hours cleaning up before they came over to look at the.
02:38:43
I don't have a clean kitchen.
02:38:45
We tried to talk to the family last night.
02:38:48
They close the door in our faces, that's what.
02:38:51
Can you see? The backsplash.
02:38:53
Like the the not the tile, but where it meets the counter.
02:38:56
Look at that.
02:38:58
That's nasty.
02:39:02
My neighbor got attacked in June.
02:39:04
Beat her on.
02:39:04
What? Is that it?
02:39:05
Wait, what is that, a cutting board or a big wheel of cheese?
02:39:08
It's on to like that.
02:39:09
He had the contract on the toilet
02:39:12
because I doubt his toilet for months now.
02:39:15
Three weeks ago, he says he woke up to a rat.
02:39:18
Two weeks.
02:39:19
Like, quickly close space.
02:39:21
So you started to not wait.
02:39:23
How long before flushing?
02:39:25
And I was like trying to apply pressure to it and it kept charging at me.
02:39:29
You just said a rat.
02:39:31
He said A rat.
02:39:31
So it animal
02:39:35
heavy, so vicious, almost evil.
02:39:37
The center I was sleeping at night.
02:39:39
I work in the city.
02:39:41
The video.
02:39:41
So you have passed the fuck out. You were.
02:39:44
You came home.
02:39:45
You probably did some blow.
02:39:48
Fucking had a few beers.
02:39:50
Can't afford blow. Did you see his apartment?
02:39:52
Stop with that? He doesn't. He and I was really tired.
02:39:55
I went to sleep and they attacked me around 3 a.m..
02:39:58
I felt them on my face and threw them off of my face.
02:40:01
I went to the hospital.
02:40:02
They checked out my eye because it's still red.
02:40:04
It's still not fully healed.
02:40:05
The blood was gushing
02:40:07
and I was like, crank up high pressure this and it kept charging people.
02:40:11
Hernandez says he's had to
02:40:13
eat the blood gushing out sleep back there.
02:40:17
Oh my God, there's a giant snake coming out of the wall.
02:40:19
Almost evil. Sinister.
02:40:21
All right. Never mind. That's just the gas line.
02:40:24
It's in his home often having to kill them on his own.
02:40:27
There are a lot of rats. All right,
02:40:31
bro, you live in New York?
02:40:33
Chicago.
02:40:34
Same thing.
02:40:35
Bro. You live in Chicago?
02:40:38
Of course.
02:40:38
There's no rats.
02:40:41
I remember
02:40:43
in the town that I grew up, you could get 10
02:40:45
or $0.20 a head for rat
02:40:49
a head.
02:40:49
You catch the head.
02:40:50
Well, that's like chick like.
02:40:53
Yeah.
02:40:53
You know, head count of dead rat, dead rats. Wow.
02:40:56
That's a giant ass we go back to be eating in or motherfucker,
02:41:02
you some heavy moon rats?
02:41:06
Killed so many.
02:41:06
The feathers went flying.
02:41:09
Ghanaians. They're dirty.
02:41:10
They get out of bed on the kitchen table and they pee everywhere.
02:41:14
He's one of over 60 tenants who are members of a tenant union.
02:41:18
They have been fighting rent increases and evictions when chicken attack.
02:41:21
My dad owner recently took over
02:41:24
just a couple of the many ongoing issues he's seen over the past two years.
02:41:28
We're here for the chickens.
02:41:29
One of the things that for the chicken, for the rat.
02:41:31
But we're not here for the fix anything. Rent it.
02:41:33
You pay rent until they fixed everything.
02:41:35
A maintenance contractor spoke to Fox Chicago off.
02:41:38
We're not going to pay rent until they fix everything.
02:41:40
Isn't that the opposite?
02:41:42
Has to do to have and clean. Shouldn't you be?
02:41:44
It sucks.
02:41:45
We're going to leave only because rent has increased.
02:41:47
I don't understand know
02:41:48
you're not entitled to have a hard time keeping the repair.
02:41:52
You can't do that. So we went through that.
02:41:54
And if you hold rent, they just kick you out anyway.
02:41:56
You have to pay the rent and put in an escrow
02:41:59
and say you can't have it until you fix it,
02:42:01
but you just have to show them
02:42:02
that you have the money and you have to put it into an account.
02:42:05
You can come clean.
02:42:08
People may take advantage, you can make a statement,
02:42:11
but at the same time, you're the one that's also staying there.
02:42:14
So you're agreeing to those conditions by staying there
02:42:19
when you can leave the entire time.
02:42:23
When you leave, you might break a lease
02:42:25
and you would
02:42:26
then argue, no, we're breaking the lease because these conditions then you would
02:42:31
legally be allowed to break the lease, but you're not allowed to not pay rent.
02:42:35
You're allowed to leave and break your lease
02:42:37
legally and not pay because of conditions.
02:42:41
You can't just go, we're going to squat because the conditions are bad.
02:42:45
If the conditions are bad, why are you squatting?
02:42:47
Then?
02:42:49
Well, yeah, that's why if you pay, you show that you're paying,
02:42:52
but you know, you pay it, put it into an escrow account.
02:42:55
They can't have it yet.
02:42:57
That usually works
02:43:00
because they have their lease.
02:43:01
You don't have to break your lease. You can if you want.
02:43:03
I mean, it might be faster and smarter just to move,
02:43:06
but if you like the place you're staying or you're,
02:43:08
you know, you have, obviously you don't either.
02:43:11
Well, what if
02:43:11
everything everything's perfect except for, I don't know, the rats?
02:43:13
If they could get rid of the rats, you'd want to stay there.
02:43:15
I the apartment.
02:43:17
That was just that.
02:43:17
My cousins own it.
02:43:19
And there's it's just
02:43:22
there's the legalities there.
02:43:24
They have rules.
02:43:24
And if you break the rules, they're not going to, like, throw the book at you.
02:43:27
But if you want to leave because people are breaking rules, then
02:43:30
you can make those claims and then you just don't get penalized.
02:43:33
It's all like, it's not like this.
02:43:36
I'm sure this is a rental situation if you're not obligated to.
02:43:40
I've watched enough Judge Judy as well.
02:43:41
You're not obligated to stay in a rental situation.
02:43:44
It is a rental situation.
02:43:45
And if there is something that you do not like, you are free to leave.
02:43:49
You know?
02:43:49
And if the reason you're not leaving is because, oh,
02:43:51
I don't want to break my lease, you are free to break your lease.
02:43:54
If the reason is your your the statements in your rental agreement
02:43:58
are not being met,
02:43:59
you are then legally allowed to break that rental agreement
02:44:02
because they have broken the rental agreement.
02:44:04
Also, it doesn't mean
02:44:05
you get anything out of them, it just means you're free to leave.
02:44:08
You know?
02:44:11
Just means you're not penalized.
02:44:16
You know, people understand that.
02:44:17
They just go, oh, the the I'm paying for this and it's shitty.
02:44:21
And it's like, well, then why are you paying for it?
02:44:23
That's like the first thing Judge Judy would be like, well,
02:44:25
why do you keep paying for it then?
02:44:26
If it's bad, why don't you go somewhere else?
02:44:28
Like, why do you stick around for the shit?
02:44:31
I think the landlord's reaction is going to be dependent on vacancy.
02:44:35
Like if they have people
02:44:36
waiting to get the apartment, they'll want the person that paying out.
02:44:39
But if there's nobody renting, they'll take whoever they can get.
02:44:46
And this is what's kind of the problem.
02:44:47
I wonder how much rent is because this might be, you know, baked into the costs.
02:44:53
What if the rats
02:44:54
are paying more rent than the people? Sure,
02:44:57
the rats are eating better than the people because they're eating the people.
02:45:02
If they want to get rid of the rats, they should get crocodiles.
02:45:06
A man in Queens says an animal attack on his way to work left him
02:45:09
bloodied and concerned for his neighbor's safety.
02:45:13
A quarter talking about dogs
02:45:15
and cats in New York City, rats
02:45:18
a crocodile killed a 28 year old tourist
02:45:21
in Puerto Vallarta Friday, and a San Clemente family.
02:45:25
Who the hell is still going to put the VAT after this last summer?
02:45:28
It's just one dipshit does a diet and go to that side.
02:45:33
That's crazy.
02:45:34
That's like going to California instead of Michigan.
02:45:39
Michigan has more coast.
02:45:40
No, they have the second most coast besides safer coast.
02:45:45
Michigan has a lot of coast
02:45:48
is telling me that they
02:45:49
witnessed the whole thing
02:45:52
and not.
02:45:56
Look at that.
02:45:56
So according to a Mexican news outlet, this is the crocodile that killed the man
02:46:00
last night near a Marina and a nature preserve.
02:46:04
They didn't have to kill it.
02:46:05
Like if that happened here in the U.S.,
02:46:07
they would have to kill the creature no matter what happened.
02:46:10
It's happened all the time. I'm sure
02:46:13
I didn't even know there were at that point.
02:46:15
I didn't know there were those kind of.
02:46:18
I thought, the crocodiles are like that.
02:46:19
We're always in lagoons, not in the ocean.
02:46:22
Chris Berry and Jamie Yedder are from San Clemente.
02:46:25
They were on vacation for their for their daughter's high school graduation.
02:46:29
When they say they heard screaming coming from the ocean.
02:46:31
Well, Chris says when he tried.
02:46:33
Well, that's weird.
02:46:33
Oceans don't scream.
02:46:35
Go in and help.
02:46:35
Someone yelled at him. It's a crocodile.
02:46:38
Chris says they then watched in horror as the man was dragged away.
02:46:42
Then the murky water.
02:46:44
Well, I was in the
02:46:44
water up to my waist and it was maybe 20ft away.
02:46:48
So I threw that life preserver and he was in shock.
02:46:50
Oh yeah. Right. And so he was.
02:46:53
He's me by an alligator and I threw a life preserver or sorry, crocodile.
02:46:58
So I threw a brain tumor. You had to throw.
02:47:01
I mean, grab it.
02:47:02
Come on, grab it and grab it.
02:47:03
I'll pull you. There's no way.
02:47:05
There's no way I'm going to come and risk getting eaten to 20ft away.
02:47:09
No! Come on, get it. It's right there.
02:47:11
Pulls it back in, throws it.
02:47:13
Come on, grab it.
02:47:13
And the guy's like, has no sense of what's going on.
02:47:17
And my man thinks he's going to grab some fucking
02:47:21
as if that's going to save him anyway.
02:47:22
Like, what are you going to do? He's still going to barrel roll.
02:47:24
Pull the fucking like pull the guy.
02:47:26
Like what would you have done.
02:47:28
Just like the the last video last week, you would have jumped in the water
02:47:31
and I have to save it for later.
02:47:33
I would not risk my life just to save somebody else's, unfortunately.
02:47:38
What if it was somebody
02:47:39
that you want to marry or you know, somebody that's close to you
02:47:44
or your children because they probably want to kill myself after that anyway.
02:47:46
So yeah, I wouldn't risk that. Yeah.
02:47:48
I mean, I would like I would risk myself if I knew I was not risking my own life,
02:47:53
I wouldn't.
02:47:54
Yeah, I don't know.
02:47:55
I don't know how it sucks to say that, but human nature not only would, would
02:47:59
I not do it, but I would be so fucking relieved that it wasn't me or my family.
02:48:03
People out.
02:48:04
You always have this immediate safe for me.
02:48:07
You always have this immediate guilt.
02:48:08
After this. It's like, no, but you're you're
02:48:11
so I don't want to fuck around with the crocodile.
02:48:13
Well, I'm not from these areas.
02:48:14
I don't know how these animals work. Is there are they in a pack?
02:48:17
There's probably more than one of them here. Like I ain't fucking.
02:48:22
I ain't fucking with that shit.
02:48:24
This problem for.
02:48:26
Oh, no, we're we're past that.
02:48:27
Nobody's fucking with that shit.
02:48:28
Dude, there was a story that I did not bring to this table
02:48:31
because it was just a photo of it, but it was some asshole.
02:48:34
Were he like, swam over some fucking waterfall
02:48:38
in some fucking with a person past alligator?
02:48:41
I must know a person.
02:48:42
And they were like he was the head of the.
02:48:44
Some random photographer took a picture of him
02:48:47
and didn't realize that like, oh, this is the last picture of him alive.
02:48:50
And then he end up swimming over the falls and some bitch was like,
02:48:53
oh, I saw him and I tried to rescue him, and I almost died.
02:48:56
And I barely grabbed on to something.
02:48:57
And then he went over the falls and I barely climbed back up, but I almost died.
02:49:01
And it's like, yeah, I, I don't the dipshits in these, these.
02:49:05
Yeah.
02:49:05
That's not he doesn't, that's not, that's not a tread on.
02:49:09
And they're like how did he get into the water.
02:49:11
And it's like the photo that they show is like literally it's like Riverbend Park.
02:49:14
Like you could just like literally walk like gradually into the water and be
02:49:18
like ankle deep,
02:49:22
calf deep, knee deep,
02:49:24
waist deep and like slowly just walk in and then then be swimming.
02:49:28
And then there will how did he get in there? How did it.
02:49:31
It's like my man put himself in zero.
02:49:32
And unfortunately I don't know what.
02:49:34
By the time
02:49:34
I don't risk your own well-being, I get that it's the heroic thing to do.
02:49:39
But if your own life is being put on the line,
02:49:41
you need to weigh the risk and reward for sure.
02:49:44
If you know you can save the person all day long, go ahead, do it.
02:49:46
Save them if you know it's feasible.
02:49:49
Good.
02:49:51
But the bitch was talking about like, hand current and shit,
02:49:54
and she's like, she was an experienced swimmer and like, shit like that.
02:49:56
And she's like, yeah. She's like.
02:49:58
I started to feel the fucking undercurrent pull me under
02:50:00
and she's like, I had to get the fuck out of there.
02:50:05
Drag him under you in lifeguard.
02:50:07
You got to save yourself to save more people.
02:50:09
Otherwise everyone dies
02:50:11
and you're even split.
02:50:12
You're even supposed to use the body of your first victim
02:50:15
to save yourself if you're going into the rocks.
02:50:18
I mean, the guy's got balls here, but don't tell that.
02:50:21
Don't tell that first person. Hey, I just want to let you know
02:50:23
you're the first person and there's a wave coming.
02:50:25
So there's five more of your friends or loved ones over there.
02:50:28
So I'm going to have to use you to protect myself from the rocks.
02:50:31
What you did.
02:50:33
And then that was it.
02:50:35
Like he was. He was born after that.
02:50:37
Your spine is broken.
02:50:38
See, authorities say they found the man's body
02:50:41
and the crocodile was captured just earlier today.
02:50:44
But Chris and
02:50:44
Jamie say that they are speaking out now because they are very concerned
02:50:48
about public safety at this popular tourist beach.
02:50:51
They say the Marriott hotel only has one sign posted warning about several animals,
02:50:56
including a hold on.
02:50:57
Do I mean one signs enough?
02:50:59
I mean has this has.
02:51:02
Obviously this hasn't happened before.
02:51:05
So are they leading to believe that
02:51:07
Marriott is somehow responsible for wildlife now you know?
02:51:10
Yeah, right.
02:51:11
How dare they not let people know they're in a tropical fucking.
02:51:16
That's why I love the Great Lakes.
02:51:20
Still, though, you assume some risk, right?
02:51:22
You're not an idiot.
02:51:24
You would be like, oh my God, I it to a fish.
02:51:26
I didn't know what to do.
02:51:28
I hit a rock with my jets.
02:51:29
I got sand in my suit.
02:51:31
Okay.
02:51:31
Fuck, I didn't know Marriott clean up the sand.
02:51:35
I didn't know the world wasn't perfect.
02:51:38
I didn't realize there was predators.
02:51:41
Right?
02:51:42
I picked up a knife and I stabbed it into his heart.
02:51:44
I didn't realize it happened before.
02:51:46
Is there like a Jake Paul? I need one of those dangerous.
02:51:48
They didn't tell us that we should go swimming.
02:51:52
Oh, my God, they are.
02:51:53
I was joking. You shouldn't go swimming.
02:51:55
It's, You should, like, take precautions because this is the wildlife.
02:52:00
It almost sounds like after the fact, they're saying, how can we blame Marriott?
02:52:04
Well, they didn't tell us. Let's listen.
02:52:05
Let's let's listen to what else they didn't do, or
02:52:07
that's not like going to the rainforest and thinking
02:52:10
you can play fucking tree forts, you know what I mean?
02:52:12
Like what?
02:52:13
No. There's like spiders and snakes and fucking, like,
02:52:17
all kinds of shit that are just going to kill you.
02:52:19
I got well, they should have trained the alligators.
02:52:22
All the alligators around should know that they shouldn't eat people fish.
02:52:26
Oh, my friend, no one told us to educate ourselves before
02:52:30
going to a different country about the native species and the dangers.
02:52:34
All right, let's get the Marriott told us.
02:52:37
Let's say this is a hotel that just provides a simple bed in a beach,
02:52:40
that we should worry about the fucking demographic of the locale
02:52:44
where we're coming from, because they have
02:52:45
they have no idea where you're coming from.
02:52:47
You can be a local traveler and just come from the country.
02:52:52
They don't know you're coming from Podunk fucking,
02:52:54
you know, America and don't understand that there's other fucking things
02:52:57
in the world
02:52:59
while profiling
02:53:00
is archaic, racist, bigoted, completely wrong.
02:53:04
It absolutely works.
02:53:10
So if you ask this woman,
02:53:11
would she rather come and stumble upon a man or a fingered brother once?
02:53:15
Do you think she would?
02:53:16
She would rather come upon a bear or a man.
02:53:19
Rather, I think she'd rather come upon a man.
02:53:22
Now they always say, bear in mind, being that they don't trust men,
02:53:25
they always say, oh, my neighbor got attacked in June before her
02:53:29
uncle came on, or even the next morning
02:53:32
I walked down to the ocean to see if they and it was still there.
02:53:37
It was sand everywhere.
02:53:38
I assumed the beach would be closed.
02:53:41
The beach wasn't closed.
02:53:42
It's a different country.
02:53:44
They don't.
02:53:45
They don't give a fuck.
02:53:46
Don't you realize that it's not?
02:53:48
The beach wasn't closed.
02:53:50
Okay, so what if.
02:53:51
What if you were the tourist that happened to arrive on the flight
02:53:54
the next morning and you're like, oh, great, the beach is closed.
02:54:00
It's.
02:54:00
You know what the fucking locals did?
02:54:02
They went, yeah, got another one.
02:54:05
All right. What are you doing tomorrow?
02:54:07
What are we doing for lunch now?
02:54:09
They know they're probably positive.
02:54:11
They're like, you know, 1500 didn't get eaten yesterday.
02:54:15
They're like, oh, shit.
02:54:16
Well, that one's not.
02:54:18
That one's full now.
02:54:19
So it's going to be a minute before.
02:54:21
Yeah.
02:54:22
The next day is actually the best day to go in the water. Yeah.
02:54:25
Yeah.
02:54:25
That's why they removed the signs. Yeah.
02:54:28
They're like no there wasn't no swimming sign.
02:54:30
You know there wasn't no swimming sign.
02:54:33
Wait. Hold on. What what.
02:54:36
We don't usually play this
02:54:37
crap on the road in Georgia. Over
02:54:40
there. Was it no swimming.
02:54:42
Maybe that was taken out of
02:54:44
the ocean to see if they.
02:54:46
I assume the beach would be closed.
02:54:49
The beach wasn't closed.
02:54:51
There wasn't no swimming sign.
02:54:52
You know, we have that.
02:54:54
Okay, that sounds better that time.
02:54:56
I guess
02:54:57
there wasn't no swimming sign, I know, right?
02:54:59
Yeah.
02:55:00
There wasn't no swimming signs or there wasn't no swimming signs.
02:55:04
There weren't no swimming signs.
02:55:06
There wasn't no swimming.
02:55:08
So no, she means there wasn't.
02:55:10
No I know, I know what she meant.
02:55:11
No swimming would ruin the bit signs.
02:55:15
Yeah, exactly.
02:55:16
There was no.
02:55:19
So did they want people to swim or
02:55:20
not swimming?
02:55:23
If there were no swimming signs, then that means it's.
02:55:26
It's okay not to not.
02:55:28
It's not okay to swim this.
02:55:31
If they were swimming signs then it would be okay to swim.
02:55:34
But there were no swimming signs.
02:55:35
They did the right thing.
02:55:36
There were no swimming signs.
02:55:40
I think this type of culture shock is what all a lot of Americans,
02:55:44
a lot of mainly left leaning, maybe need to go through
02:55:47
to realize that like, oh, like all countries aren't built the same.
02:55:51
You know, my culture shocked, started with the wiping our country would.
02:55:56
Yeah, right.
02:55:57
Our country would kind of shut
02:55:58
the beach down just for the sake of, like, memorandum no.
02:56:02
Oh, so Florida Cocoa Beach shark attack.
02:56:05
We were in the water
02:56:05
the next day and didn't hear about it till we got back home to Michigan.
02:56:10
We were like, hey, there was a shark attack.
02:56:12
While we thought we're like, it was the day we were there.
02:56:14
And it turns out it was the day before and it was the that.
02:56:19
Like us,
02:56:22
it was, yeah.
02:56:23
We were there with young nieces and nephews.
02:56:26
They we coaxed everybody into the water.
02:56:28
What are you worried about?
02:56:28
Everyone was scared just because it was weird you could eat.
02:56:32
I don't know if you've ever been to Cocoa Beach, but you can walk out
02:56:34
all the way to the end of the pier.
02:56:35
It's like a half a mile at waist high, which is, you know, shark water,
02:56:41
right?
02:56:43
Yeah, exactly.
02:56:45
And everyone told me I was like, I was kind of paranoid.
02:56:47
I'm like, I don't like it because the water so murky I can't see even my feet.
02:56:52
You're like some like you were in shoes.
02:56:55
I had
02:56:56
water shoes on, but it was nice sandy beach,
02:56:59
you know, it was nice sandy bottom, but sure, the storm, it was like overcast.
02:57:05
And I did the little a little bit of research
02:57:07
that I did was like, don't go in at dusk or dawn,
02:57:10
or when it's super cloudy, like it's nice and sunny.
02:57:13
They're probably not in the shallow water
02:57:15
they're hiding because it's too hot or whatever.
02:57:17
They don't want to be prey or some shit.
02:57:19
It could be wrong during a storm or something,
02:57:21
like they get all I'm the idiot.
02:57:23
That's like the conspiracy theory
02:57:24
that's telling everybody, this water's primed for attacks.
02:57:26
Dude, we shouldn't be in here. And you're like, you're scaring the children.
02:57:29
Come on, let's just get them in.
02:57:30
And we were on the water, bouncing around and jumping.
02:57:33
Couldn't see.
02:57:34
Went up to, like, maybe, like, together at least, like,
02:57:36
make it look like a larger object and shit.
02:57:38
I like to think, right. Or there's no concept to that,
02:57:43
I don't know, we were not surfboards.
02:57:44
I'm sure we didn't look like seals.
02:57:45
Nobody got attacked the day we were.
02:57:47
We were there.
02:57:48
But my point was they did not close the beach at Cocoa Beach
02:57:51
for the shark attack, that there were, like, 2 or 3 sharks in Queens.
02:57:54
There's an animal that's three weeks before including the day
02:57:58
right before we were there where somebody died.
02:58:01
After checking here, my dad said, hey, man, the chicken attacked my dad.
02:58:06
Her granddaughter had just been attacked.
02:58:08
I think it would have been 1990, if you want to look that up.
02:58:12
In fact, check me. No, I don't.
02:58:15
Cocoa Beach, shark attack, a chicken of all things.
02:58:19
Well, why isn't she talking?
02:58:21
Because you didn't hit play.
02:58:23
I've talked to since then.
02:58:24
We, you know, talk to employees.
02:58:26
Some of them had no idea that had happened.
02:58:28
Others had said, you know, this happens a lot.
02:58:31
The police go state civil protection.
02:58:33
The why we just hearing about
02:58:35
half of them were lying to you because you're a tourist.
02:58:38
Yeah. It just it happens a lot.
02:58:39
Yeah.
02:58:39
People get eaten by crocodiles all the time in our country.
02:58:42
You just don't know because you're an ignorant American.
02:58:46
We are told in first grade when we learn how to fold bed,
02:58:49
make, make hospital corner for you.
02:58:51
We are told not to tell tourists about the dangers, right?
02:58:55
It is bad for tourism.
02:58:58
Protection and Fire department
02:58:59
says this is an extremely unusual.
02:59:02
That sounds just like the woman in your soundclip.
02:59:05
You know, this happens a lot.
02:59:06
The police state Civil Protection and Fire Department says
02:59:10
this is all news event, and they have now increased patrols.
02:59:14
And you hear that
02:59:15
the official tourist committee of La Puerto Vallarta says, oh, really?
02:59:20
This almost never happens.
02:59:24
In fact, our beaches are safe.
02:59:26
I know exactly what you mean.
02:59:29
As safe as New York City.
02:59:31
Oh, that's awesome.
02:59:39
This is the Dike Parade.
02:59:42
Now, I think they all look.
02:59:43
They all look down to me now,
02:59:46
when I come.
02:59:50
Wait.
02:59:50
What's the good kind of dikes?
02:59:51
The kind that can cut wire.
02:59:53
The kind that are like,
02:59:57
See, I don't think he thought that through.
03:00:01
Okay, there's good dikes.
03:00:04
Yeah, the hot ones.
03:00:06
Yeah, but they do stuff in front.
03:00:08
That's even worse, because then they still won't do anything with you.
03:00:10
Or they hate you. They all hate.
03:00:12
No, I will just be their dildo.
03:00:14
It'll be a flush dildo.
03:00:16
I won't say.
03:00:18
Van dike, I guess I would have accepted.
03:00:21
Oh. That's.
03:00:28
She took off her mask.
03:00:29
That defeats the whole purpose.
03:00:32
Yeah. So sexy.
03:00:34
She's like, shit, the camera's back on me.
03:00:36
I better put my mask on.
03:00:37
Oh, that is fantastic.
03:00:40
No, I like the work.
03:00:41
Off to my show. Viral sensation.
03:00:44
When it says hot dikes melt ice.
03:00:47
Are they talking about immigration customs Enforcement?
03:00:51
Probably.
03:00:51
Dirty, dirty girls.
03:00:54
At work.
03:00:55
These girls are dirty.
03:01:02
I used to like drums.
03:01:05
Suddenly I don't
03:01:08
want to be fun.
03:01:15
Oh, that is fantastic, I know,
03:01:18
why can't we speed up shorts there
03:01:20
to Facebook, right?
03:01:24
Queer. Hello.
03:01:25
Now look how good the queer.
03:01:28
Hello.
03:01:29
It was pretty cool.
03:01:30
It was called queer. Hello by all locals.
03:01:33
Oh, I went to this place called Queer Hollow
03:01:36
and we all got naked, went out to a quarry.
03:01:44
That was all good there.
03:01:48
My pussy.
03:01:55
For the side out on my ass.
03:01:57
I'll carry.
03:02:00
It's not even a good drum beat.
03:02:05
Judging that.
03:02:07
That's funny.
03:02:08
Yeah.
03:02:10
Oh, you know what they call that?
03:02:12
That that's the Def Leppard cadence, you know, because he only has one arm.
03:02:29
We can come to man.
03:02:31
They would.
03:02:37
I'm not into, like,
03:02:40
regular porn.
03:02:43
Are those one of the hot ones you were referring?
03:02:45
That's a man like the
03:02:49
queer.
03:02:49
Hello.
03:02:52
Right.
03:02:53
It has to be a man because they're showing the tits and not blurring them.
03:02:55
I went to this place called Beer Hollow.
03:02:59
It was pretty cool.
03:03:00
It was called Queer Hollow by all the local.
03:03:04
I would go to Queer Hollow,
03:03:05
who's a lot of love for year round. Yes.
03:03:11
Year for my.
03:03:13
What is desperately trying to get me to go inside.
03:03:21
I could possibly be gay.
03:03:24
I wanted Gary for this one.
03:03:28
Bible stories are approved as required reading in Texas public schools.
03:03:33
What say you, Gary?
03:03:34
What say? You know, that's that's great.
03:03:36
I love it.
03:03:40
What say you?
03:03:42
What say
03:03:44
what? Say
03:03:46
what. Say
03:03:49
today on the Brady and
03:03:51
Gary will be played by draw
03:03:54
a Bible.
03:03:55
Studies are approved as required.
03:03:57
I like action so they're they're kind of squeezing it in
03:04:00
because it's it's just a reading list of what do they call them.
03:04:08
To. It
03:04:10
just happens to include Bible stories.
03:04:14
Oh okay.
03:04:15
But they're saying it's the conservatives
03:04:17
trying to bring Christian teachings to the US classrooms.
03:04:21
Okay.
03:04:24
Like, I mean, I think they teach other stories.
03:04:28
Lots of mixed children inappropriately.
03:04:31
Lots is Egyptian.
03:04:32
So, like, why not Bible stories? I don't think they should be.
03:04:35
Sounds like someone's trying to compensate for something.
03:04:38
They're like radioactive.
03:04:44
I don't think it's indoctrination either.
03:04:45
Like, they they obviously are studying them.
03:04:48
I believe I want to believe it.
03:04:52
I think Jesse Goodman, I love you moral message
03:04:55
I want Jesus, the Jesus I do.
03:04:57
If that doesn't work, you can get a I do love Jesus firm facial.
03:05:03
I don't know, their stories.
03:05:07
There's history to them.
03:05:08
But at what point then do they go, well,
03:05:10
let's teach a little bit of the Koran, too. So you're kind of like.
03:05:15
Well, they should they should teach a little bit of the current.
03:05:18
Yeah,
03:05:20
yeah.
03:05:22
No, I just
03:05:23
exposure is no exposure in the open air.
03:05:28
Public discourse to me is more ideal for society. No.
03:05:32
Then where are they going to learn what I mean?
03:05:35
They could learn anything from anywhere on.
03:05:39
Go teach them everything and let them decide
03:05:43
if that's even logistically possible.
03:05:46
Okay.
03:05:49
You got the egg roll ready?
03:05:51
I assume everyone has down syndrome.
03:05:57
But is it?
03:06:00
Just different
03:06:01
in regards to Daniel taking it out.
03:06:04
Rolling it out.
03:06:05
I'm at Man Roll where I started coming for regular skincare checkups.
03:06:09
Thanks to advice from my wife, she introduced me to the esteemed
03:06:13
doctor Yoon One young who's since become a friend.
03:06:16
Okay, I'm going to come. Hello.
03:06:19
Nice to see you again.
03:06:20
See you.
03:06:21
Thanks for having us. Please come in, girl.
03:06:25
Lately I've been seeing a lot about you.
03:06:26
I'm out here.
03:06:28
And I got to admit.
03:06:30
Oh, nice to see you.
03:06:32
Thanks for having us.
03:06:33
Yeah.
03:06:33
Please come into my office.
03:06:37
Please come into my office
03:06:40
with him. Every face.
03:06:42
I'm going to come.
03:06:43
Thanks for having me fish. Wow.
03:06:49
Earth is here.
03:06:51
We'll be real quiet so you can clip that.
03:06:53
Thanks for having us.
03:06:54
Please come into my office.
03:06:57
Lately, I've been seeing a lot about a trending procedure.
03:07:00
And I got to admit, I'm curious.
03:07:03
Especially because of its name.
03:07:04
My wife is desperately facial.
03:07:08
I'm going to come take the salmon sperm individual, maybe
03:07:11
do some enzymatic digestion to get the DNA from the the salmon or to try to gonads.
03:07:17
The salmon works. Hello.
03:07:22
Yeah, I've, I've come across that
03:07:25
she said you can come out
03:07:28
the DNA from the salmon or the trouser gonads.
03:07:32
This thing kept coming.
03:07:34
Oh, we don't take the the rooster kept coming out of.
03:07:38
But we do some enzyme.
03:07:40
Take the salmon sperm individual, label it so she's literally
03:07:44
saying we don't jack off each salmon penis individually.
03:07:49
But what we do do
03:07:52
take the salmon.
03:07:53
Guys, can I get you to do some enzymatic digestion
03:07:57
to get the DNA from the salmon or to try to gonads?
03:08:01
So PD, RDN and the and they both good for like
03:08:05
helping the damaged skin get more healthier and produce more color.
03:08:10
I thought this is a joke.
03:08:11
I used to tell all my girlfriends, it's great for your skin,
03:08:14
but then I look forward to getting these injections.
03:08:18
See what happens here
03:08:20
first, numbing cream to help with the pain.
03:08:24
And that's what I used to tell them
03:08:26
too, is like, this is going to hurt it.
03:08:29
Which way?
03:08:30
This would make you imagine that dude sperm counts the machine says
03:08:34
this looks like a robot parade.
03:08:37
A microneedling device.
03:08:41
You okay? Yeah.
03:08:42
I didn't even feel it nine times.
03:08:44
Because you put a numbing cream and DNA into the top layer of the skin.
03:08:47
Was he surprised the body's natural.
03:08:49
Lose a lot of sweetness floating around that simulates skin rejuvenation.
03:08:55
Glucagon works really well.
03:08:56
It may not look like a lot, maybe, but doctor, get it short months.
03:09:00
It's cutting his face.
03:09:02
Real hair.
03:09:05
Comes.
03:09:05
Oh my God.
03:09:07
Listen, if you're going to make plastic parts,
03:09:09
can you please dip them so you don't cut my patient's face?
03:09:12
I just do a procedure.
03:09:13
This is very affordable.
03:09:15
All in Korea compared to other countries.
03:09:18
Weight loss experimentation is generally considered.
03:09:21
See you right now.
03:09:23
So Doctor Yoon is quick to point out I love that it
03:09:26
it it walked right over it where he said, well, you have jizz all over your face.
03:09:30
It's still sperm very safely considered safe though.
03:09:34
Doctor Yoon is quick to point out
03:09:36
that there are some risks, including allergic reactions.
03:09:40
Most of the beauty procedures we are doing in clinic.
03:09:43
And of course, there's a possibility that I'm going to come Korea.
03:09:46
And as the doctors have lots of experience,
03:09:50
they try to like, study more.
03:09:53
I've seen a porno movie that starts exactly like this
03:09:56
and adopt new technologies faster, as here
03:09:59
you can keep up with the trends as the market is developing very fast.
03:10:03
Where do you come down? Yep. Yeah.
03:10:06
The only part I didn't like and I didn't understand is anytime
03:10:09
they showed their genitals or penetration, they just blur that out.
03:10:12
They show the most disgusting other heinous stuff.
03:10:15
But if you show
03:10:16
looks like a cum stain on this, on anything good, they have to blur it out.
03:10:20
And that was completely painless.
03:10:23
It's Japanese porn.
03:10:25
So what I'm getting, I look like I got a little sunburn.
03:10:28
Yeah, that's what I tell them to.
03:10:30
I just all over my screen.
03:10:32
I can't see you right now.
03:10:35
Yeah.
03:10:39
It's just a little sunburn and a little redder than usual,
03:10:42
but it was a lot of skin waiting around. Yes.
03:10:49
He's ready.
03:10:50
You got his little jizz? He looks great.
03:10:53
He looks beautiful.
03:10:54
Did you see them young, vibrant.
03:10:57
He looks after that.
03:10:59
He looked red and more red than yellow.
03:11:01
I know you look more red than yellow.
03:11:03
What does that do? Anything.
03:11:06
I think he's trying to grow.
03:11:08
He was trying to look Indian instead of Asian.
03:11:12
It was a spicy egg roll.
03:11:16
Check this out.
03:11:18
When his path impacts as their, You parked like an idiot.
03:11:22
Business cards on sale 100 is only 650 right now.
03:11:25
It's the lowest price it's been in 30 days,
03:11:27
and I highly recommend everybody purchase them now, who is it?
03:11:32
It's a card.
03:11:33
It's a business card you put on somebody's car.
03:11:35
This is attention. You parked like an idiot.
03:11:37
Flip over to see the reason, and then it gives you parked over
03:11:40
the line, blocking the sidewalk or driveway, taking more than one spot.
03:11:43
Handicapped spot.
03:11:45
Invented a parking space.
03:11:47
Parking too close to another car.
03:11:50
Parking on the grass or curb, parking in a reserve space
03:11:53
parked in a no parking zone, blocking a bus zone.
03:11:57
Double parking and my favorite one other which I thought
03:12:01
before Gary left that we could put reasons that you would put this
03:12:04
on Will's car.
03:12:08
Under other broken.
03:12:11
Broken.
03:12:12
Wrapped around a tree, maybe fagot
03:12:15
throw up in the in the in the driver's dipshit
03:12:19
door cup holder.
03:12:22
It's hard to get out.
03:12:25
I got
03:12:28
yes, I was trying to bring light.
03:12:29
I was trying to bring light to it.
03:12:31
You don't think gay is fake?
03:12:33
It is like I also should bring this point to say that I.
03:12:37
I tried to get an interview with him.
03:12:39
Turns out it's illegal to,
03:12:42
because we were talking about him, and I thought I'd be a good producer
03:12:45
and be like, well, why don't we hear from Will side of the story?
03:12:49
And then I would bring on Will,
03:12:51
but I can interview him, but I cannot show it publicly, which I think is the.
03:12:55
Something's wrong with our system publicly.
03:12:58
Right.
03:12:58
No, you cannot
03:13:00
let that because you need special permission
03:13:03
and it has to be a highly accredited, in other words, controlled media system.
03:13:08
They don't just let anybody go in and interview people.
03:13:10
And I think they should concern you.
03:13:12
You can't. It's you can't film. You can't.
03:13:16
They control it all for some weird reason.
03:13:18
Because he's property.
03:13:19
He's property. Right now we're public.
03:13:21
I do I read it all wrong.
03:13:24
We were not we can't we're not accredited enough.
03:13:26
They do.
03:13:27
They do in special occasions, grant interviews, but very rarely.
03:13:30
And listen I for days I struggled with it.
03:13:32
I thought all these prisoners need protection FAA regulations.
03:13:36
Listen, listen. So.
03:13:37
And I thought I thought long and hard.
03:13:39
I thought real long and hard. I'm going to come I mean,
03:13:43
and originally I
03:13:44
thought that, oh there's this that the,
03:13:47
the conditions are probably deplorable.
03:13:49
We need to protect these prisoners.
03:13:51
But then it dawned on me. It's the opposite.
03:13:54
They need people to fear prisoners, the deterrent from crime.
03:13:57
But if they realize how good it is in their
03:13:59
if we interview them and be like, oh, dude,
03:14:01
I'm eating like a king, I get free education.
03:14:04
You know, they would give these interviews like that
03:14:05
and people would want to go to jail.
03:14:07
Holy crap.
03:14:09
It's an epiphany.
03:14:11
So that was kind of interesting.
03:14:13
But please tell me how we can get interviews with prisoners.
03:14:16
I want to get some prisoners on.
03:14:19
Me, sign up for one of those dating things.
03:14:24
You can do video interviews with prisoners,
03:14:26
but you're not allowed to publicly play it.
03:14:29
Here's what I like.
03:14:30
The conclusion I came to you.
03:14:33
I think as long as the public.
03:14:37
Nope.
03:14:37
Stream, it's public.
03:14:40
It's not public.
03:14:41
Then a third party consent state.
03:14:43
So it doesn't matter.
03:14:45
We'll do it. Then get an interview and show it.
03:14:47
We'll see what happens. I'll see what happens with you.
03:14:48
And if it works out, then I'll do it.
03:14:52
But as of right
03:14:53
now, it's an it's it's it's federal state and county
03:14:56
all it's like they're all in cahoots together.
03:15:00
I think it's when they became for profit, they they locked everything out.
03:15:03
They lock everything up tight.
03:15:05
For some reason, they don't let people in or out.
03:15:07
If brother's watching, man, he would have loved that clip.
03:15:11
Brother.
03:15:12
The in my years as a price
03:15:15
that's in my other says Flint Township seven year old dies
03:15:20
weighing 255 pounds.
03:15:22
That doesn't that math doesn't add up.
03:15:25
It's true.
03:15:27
That's like 40.
03:15:30
It's like just almost 40 pounds a year.
03:15:34
How how heavy was it when it was born?
03:15:38
Years as a prosecutor, the parents of a seven year old boy who.
03:15:42
Oh, wait, that's a boy. That's.
03:15:46
He grew up fast.
03:15:50
Oh, wait, they look alike because that's the father,
03:15:53
right? Oh, my God, they do.
03:15:55
They look.
03:15:56
They look exactly alike.
03:15:59
You can tell by the way
03:16:00
his eyeballs are pointing out, though, that he's a little downy to
03:16:04
child abuse.
03:16:06
And so is she.
03:16:07
Rosie O'Donnell.
03:16:07
There she is again, like,
03:16:11
yeah,
03:16:13
it's kind of been a theme tonight.
03:16:14
I don't think we should do down next week.
03:16:15
I believe we did down this week.
03:16:17
Who does the kid look more like?
03:16:24
The more little work.
03:16:26
But there you go.
03:16:28
Well, they put a weird filter out there.
03:16:29
First of all, that's not good.
03:16:31
It's actually a good blend of both.
03:16:34
So why does it look like a baby photo?
03:16:37
And and he.
03:16:39
I thought he was seven.
03:16:43
200 pounds.
03:16:44
Face murder, child abuse and torture charges.
03:16:48
This story began to unfold on November 4th when a 901 call was made
03:16:52
for a young boy in distress at a Flint Township home.
03:16:55
He was rushed to a hospital.
03:16:56
What is all this happened?
03:16:58
The Genesee County prosecutor says there clearly retarded.
03:17:02
What is the Jesse?
03:17:04
This is just a terrible case of neglect.
03:17:08
Is that all it is?
03:17:09
He doesn't.
03:17:09
And that's why
03:17:10
his office has charged appearance with second degree murder following the.
03:17:15
Death of their seven year old Casper.
03:17:18
Their son. He was 50in tall.
03:17:20
They're seven year old Casper and weighed friendly 55 pounds when he died.
03:17:26
On the face of it, this is cruel
03:17:28
and extreme suffering from this child,
03:17:31
caused by the neglect of the parents, 40 year old Damien O'Brien and his wife.
03:17:36
It looks like they just fed him as much as they, right?
03:17:41
The 41 year old Jessica O'Brien.
03:17:44
That purple tattoo that looks expensive.
03:17:47
This same charges in connection with the death of their seven year old.
03:17:51
They're killing that poor.
03:17:53
They got plenty of money for food.
03:17:54
Well, son Casper, the most serious charge.
03:17:56
Second degree murder.
03:17:58
Flint Township police came to this home on Danny on November 4th, 2025.
03:18:03
For what if their brain damage from the water that led in the water
03:18:07
there, like everybody there, is just retarded like that.
03:18:10
It has to happen.
03:18:12
The South, everyone was considered retarded because of that worm
03:18:17
for years howled in distress.
03:18:19
Casper was taken to Hurley Medical Center where he died and was given leave.
03:18:23
Everybody with medical reports indicate he weighed 255 pounds at the time.
03:18:27
Had to be fact check. I'm obese. Not everyone.
03:18:30
And then you also have the fact that this child
03:18:33
did not have a pediatrician was only taken to the doctor.
03:18:37
I believe, according to the police reports,
03:18:39
once the cause of death was dilated cardiomyopathy.
03:18:43
Doctors are causes heart failure.
03:18:44
I don't think that the contributing causes were morbid obesity.
03:18:48
The CDC lists a healthy weight for a seven year old boy that is 50.5in
03:18:52
tall, generally ranges between 50 and 73 pounds.
03:18:56
The dad has a good job.
03:18:57
They have real health insurance, they that morning
03:19:01
that the child was there and even, called their veterinarian.
03:19:05
What a weird litmus test.
03:19:06
The O'Briens also have a five year old daughter.
03:19:09
None of these kids even existed in the eyes of the government.
03:19:12
CPS had never been out there.
03:19:14
Nobody knew about these kids.
03:19:16
They've not been to school.
03:19:18
Genesee County Prosecutor David Layton says on the day police were at the home
03:19:21
in November, the owner of the house stopped by concerned,
03:19:24
believing the house was falling into disrepair and the couple wasn't
03:19:28
letting him in the house, instead leaving the rent on the porch.
03:19:31
I can't think of what else this is other than extraordinary, terrible neglect,
03:19:38
and to me that's willful and wanton misconduct, which is second degree murder.
03:19:45
And police describe the living conditions in the home as a hoarding situation.
03:19:49
No, I could not reach the O'Briens attorney for comment.
03:19:52
They are being held at the Genesee County Jail on no bond.
03:19:57
I don't know, I mean.
03:20:01
It's an education thing.
03:20:02
I don't think that's how it's criminal now. But
03:20:06
like, who are they, retarded?
03:20:09
Do the Or they're just people that don't really know better.
03:20:11
Were they lazy? Were there drugs?
03:20:13
I need more to the story. They didn't just.
03:20:15
You don't just have a child to be like.
03:20:17
Or maybe they loved it so much they thought they could
03:20:19
give it more food than it needed,
03:20:22
but like, is there anybody else, any other outsiders?
03:20:24
It was like, because
03:20:26
I know that if I made any mistakes, even when they weren't mistakes, my mother
03:20:30
or my mother in law would be like, that's not the way we did it.
03:20:35
There was plenty of advocacy and help.
03:20:37
I had plenty of help.
03:20:38
Where's their help?
03:20:42
Maybe it's the mind goblins in their head.
03:20:44
They don't get any.
03:20:47
Okay, I have two more things.
03:20:49
I really wish we could get some more chatters in here.
03:20:52
We qualified for the rubble creator program.
03:20:54
If brother's watching, man, he would have loved that clip.
03:20:58
But now they're adding the fact that you need 75 chatters to qualify,
03:21:02
which just gets rid of every small creator,
03:21:05
which is going to basically probably everyone so happy.
03:21:08
That was interstellar.
03:21:10
Like, we're going to get a bigger share of the pie,
03:21:11
but it's going to basically kill what makes Rumble good.
03:21:15
Holy crap, any idiot can start.
03:21:19
Okay, so we heard about this.
03:21:24
Apparently, Taryn Arnold was arrested,
03:21:26
and he's the ringleader for some kidnaping plot in Tampa Bay.
03:21:30
For those of you who don't know, Taryn Arnold is the Detroit Lions,
03:21:34
cornerback, our number one cornerback.
03:21:37
So regardless of what
03:21:38
you think of his play, we we should be better with him on the field.
03:21:41
But now he's going to be in prison with Will.
03:21:45
Oh, no.
03:21:46
We suck again.
03:21:50
The state attorney's office will file charges
03:21:52
against the Detroit player Taryn Arnold, following his arrest
03:21:55
in connection with a February robbery and kidnaping in Tampa.
03:21:58
Arnold is facing multiple felony charges,
03:22:01
which carry a potential sentence of life in prison.
03:22:05
So playing football is the least of his worries.
03:22:08
So half the camp is saying that to play the other people that are in trouble
03:22:11
are just making it up and trying to say he's the ringleader, but there's no way
03:22:15
that they would have arrested him and charged him with all this
03:22:18
unless they have more evidence than hearsay.
03:22:19
So I believe that he livestreamed it.
03:22:23
Or at least there was a video calling a conference call
03:22:25
where he was on the call telling them what to do, and if they have that
03:22:29
which they could easily have that because anything digital is kept forever,
03:22:33
then he's going to fry
03:22:36
for a long time.
03:22:38
And the last thing I have, if I can find
03:22:40
I gotta turn it off my screen, is.
03:22:44
Graphic changed.
03:22:46
It's actually almost all I.
03:22:50
Hey, this is important because you make. I.
03:22:57
That I changed all their,
03:22:59
their, terms of service
03:23:03
so that you are responsible for everything.
03:23:05
Now, even though they stole everything copyright to train their models.
03:23:10
They're saying now you draw, if you make anything on AI, you're
03:23:13
responsible, and you have to agree to it so that if you steal or do anything,
03:23:17
depict any violence, anybody gets hurt by your stuff.
03:23:20
You are now legally responsible,
03:23:23
thus ending the.
03:23:27
The unfiltered and crude
03:23:30
proclamation of unrestrained speech.
03:23:35
It's exactly what we're talking about.
03:23:37
We have a disclaimer.
03:23:40
It won't help, though.
03:23:42
Here.
03:23:42
I'm going to I'm going to read it.
03:23:47
Here are the changes.
03:23:47
The key changes in graphics policy include stricter image generation rules.
03:23:52
There are implementing a technology to block graphic
03:23:55
from editing and generating images of real people
03:23:58
in revealing clothing, clothing such as bikinis or underwear.
03:24:01
So no more bikinis.
03:24:03
They paywall access so that they know who you are.
03:24:06
You can't just make up an identity and if you do anything that's wrong,
03:24:10
geo blocked.
03:24:11
In other words, if it's a certain area of the world, you won't be able to do it.
03:24:15
The policy was also updated to explicitly state that users
03:24:19
prompting graphic to create illegal content will face
03:24:21
the exact same consequences, and potential criminal prosecution
03:24:25
as if they had uploaded the material directly.
03:24:28
So because of this, we have to take away this, that
03:24:32
they're their protections, they're not simply a platform anymore.
03:24:37
They are editors.
03:24:39
If we're taken responsible, I just it doesn't.
03:24:42
Yeah.
03:24:42
Be careful uploading stuff because you're responsible from now on.
03:24:48
And,
03:24:52
Oh, yeah.
03:24:53
This didn't even make it for some reason.
03:24:54
I don't know why the mattress,
03:24:57
since we're not going to talk about the mattress, I have this to say.
03:25:02
I have to share this.
03:25:09
There's no sound found on the record.
03:25:11
And also, most of my notes
03:25:14
even point to windows open.
03:25:15
Murder on the perfume room flooded.
03:25:17
And I love the smell. Pull away every time.
03:25:19
I like to ignore the paper the next day on the smell in terms of body
03:25:23
armor, armature.
03:25:25
So we'll talk about this next week when Gary's here. But
03:25:28
a, a visitor whose shower name name
03:25:33
nameless shall remain nameless.
03:25:35
I can speak,
03:25:38
brought up a cut over mattress, cut up mattress and burned it on his bonfire.
03:25:42
And we don't know why.
03:25:44
This is the story about why somebody might want to burn a mattress.
03:25:48
What? On a killer front desk? It's perfect. English.
03:25:51
If you don't understand it, that's on you, you racist pig. Waiting room.
03:25:54
Similar thing happening in a racially, on the run fed sugar run around on this.
03:25:58
You want a little more knowledge about that?
03:26:00
It's weird, because I can understand everything he's saying
03:26:04
at this hour.
03:26:05
Gets to a
03:26:07
front desk management
03:26:08
over there and a gambling analyst and a staff poet.
03:26:11
And the room check
03:26:13
whether it was a room or
03:26:17
a bed.
03:26:18
Number two adult male up on a mattress, under a mattress, on a gang
03:26:22
or a dead body in the morning of a person, not a dead body and a mattress caddy.
03:26:27
Guest.
03:26:29
Materially different based on the day
03:26:31
or night on the mattress in the unit.
03:26:34
And I guess 1990.
03:26:36
Oh, Herman Desmond, didn't you just at what I learned.
03:26:39
Not going to a 1996 room, not the body.
03:26:42
The California like 1993 1994 la Josephine Martin, a 1994 hotel.
03:26:48
Over here there are dead bodies.
03:26:50
Apparently people get hidden in box for money.
03:26:52
Bad smell one all the time. Right here.
03:26:54
Dead bodies get stashed in the box.
03:26:56
Spring or in the beds pedestal more often than you want to believe.
03:26:59
What's more, a fair number of them are only discovered days
03:27:03
later after the new tenant complains about a persistent and disagreeable odor.
03:27:08
In Calistoga.
03:27:10
So an exclaiming A hotel boring!
03:27:12
Or what he just said so they could be
03:27:15
like a big old checkpointing
03:27:18
city, you know,
03:27:20
I love that up.
03:27:25
That really got out of our lives.
03:27:29
Somebody better.
03:27:30
I'm. I'm blah blah.
03:27:33
I don't know what kind, but I know
03:27:37
someone like, I don't know how I was, I love oh,
03:27:41
but oh, wow.
03:27:43
That really.
03:27:49
And you do caca
03:27:50
boo boo a hobby b rock.
03:27:54
I don't know,
03:27:56
I was just one Kansas City worker.
03:27:58
Goodyear Capri motel room.
03:28:00
Usual out there on the regular keel of lower LaMotta,
03:28:02
and a strange rendering of the Yasiel on the Dublin sound on the.
03:28:05
And also other more similar smell and also to windows open come.
03:28:09
I can understand some of the words perfectly clear away
03:28:12
every time I like to be able to do an error.
03:28:15
Next me on the smell other in terms or on by random what aquela
03:28:19
front desk waiting room smell working me to go to.
03:28:22
I'm on the room spread sugar run and along this way
03:28:24
you're a little more knowledgeable
03:28:27
an importer at this hour.
03:28:29
Guest oral Aloha front desk quantity.
03:28:32
And again the management and a list and a particular staff
03:28:35
and the room to check out a small
03:28:38
washroom, a room or
03:28:41
a bed. Degree number two.
03:28:42
Adult male, up and down a mattress.
03:28:44
Caddy liner, a mattress.
03:28:45
An ideal or a dead body panel.
03:28:48
Mirror transmission or a person, not a dead body and a mattress caddy
03:28:51
in the guest
03:28:53
motel, a different guest on the set
03:28:55
night on the mattress in the
03:28:58
unit.
03:28:58
Selected a 1999 LA routine elevation of Sal Hernandez from the new Jersey.
03:29:03
On 10th June 1999, the rapidly decomposing remains of a 64 year
03:29:08
old Saint, Saul Hernandez, was discovered inside the bed in room
03:29:14
112 at the Burgundy Motor Inn in Atlantic City, new Jersey.
03:29:17
A German couple had spent the night sleeping over Hernandez remains,
03:29:20
and it was their complaint to the manager about the smell in the room,
03:29:24
which led to the discovery of the corpse or the American Public Protector.
03:29:28
1996 the body, the California
03:29:31
1994 La Josephina martinez of the Miami Hotel of L.A.
03:29:36
Marino, Nahariya, with a dead body from the hotel and the mattress Cadillac
03:29:39
and the former bad smell, one particularly in alcohol.
03:29:44
So next morning, at a
03:29:45
hotel, poring over a local mattress to check when.
03:30:03
Someone on.
03:30:10
Someone.
03:30:12
Oh, wait.
03:30:13
That's too quiet.
03:30:14
I gotta start that again.
03:30:17
There.
03:30:17
Now you can hear it.
03:30:26
Was someone on street who was a
03:30:31
woman?
03:30:33
Was someone?
03:30:35
I was sleeping.
03:30:36
It was, It was been
03:30:39
picked up on the street in my bedroom.
03:30:44
Late.
03:30:45
Don't worry.
03:30:47
Oh, my poor sleep can be
03:30:50
spooky. So
03:30:54
I'm not.
03:31:08
In the system.
03:31:10
Cuz I have never come
03:31:14
close.
03:31:16
You don't make.
03:31:19
Oh, wait.
03:31:21
Wraps up.
03:31:24
We come to me.
03:31:27
We found.
03:31:34
Way back then.
03:31:35
And even, I still don't know how.
03:31:42
We're back there, you know?
03:31:44
I still don't know.
03:31:48
You got my finger up.
03:31:52
Underneath, conversation.
03:31:55
And I thought some contemplation.
03:31:59
Just feeling of dance.
03:32:04
Happy birthday.
03:32:05
America found work
03:32:09
smoking up
03:32:11
when you come,
03:32:14
you follow me home.
03:32:27
I was go home.
03:32:28
All right?
03:32:28
I have no
03:32:31
nothing. Awesome.
03:32:32
Yes! Oh, man.
03:32:37
This is a guy reviewing drew skis.
03:32:41
Funniest moments.
03:32:44
He thinks it's so funny that it's impossible not to laugh.
03:32:47
You know that's true.
03:32:48
So if there's anything funny from Drew Ski, it has to be here, bro.
03:32:54
He literally calls it impossible to try not to laugh
03:32:57
about.
03:33:01
It was kind of.
03:33:04
Is he always a character?
03:33:06
I know
03:33:09
what the also
03:33:11
he's like, oh look, look, he's doing something.
03:33:13
Oh my God, look.
03:33:18
I'm gonna head to the I'm going to head to the big spot. You.
03:33:20
Then I have Bobby.
03:33:22
Oh wait, this I, you know,
03:33:25
she's black I don't know, I don't listen to her.
03:33:28
She's all she's.
03:33:29
Yeah, I think I've seen this clip before. I.
03:33:39
This is Flag Ranch live.
03:33:48
People.
03:33:48
You should. You know what you need to do to them.
03:33:50
Say sorry.
03:33:51
She she says can sorry be say sorry.
03:33:56
Say so. Oh.
03:34:01
Man, what the fuck?
03:34:05
She's like, come on, girl, it's kind of get a drink.
03:34:07
Man's voice for fucking drink.
03:34:12
Are you bro?
03:34:13
Yeah.
03:34:13
No, I'm not a part like you just can't keep violently
03:34:17
looking for you. That one.
03:34:19
So it's Holly Hills.
03:34:21
Will fucking do it.
03:34:22
I bring it
03:34:25
know, but so so so so.
03:34:31
This is, this is like, what's is because
03:34:36
maybe it's just like every generation when the shit starts to not be funny.
03:34:39
Maybe, maybe we're just old.
03:34:41
That possible?
03:34:43
It's just like, oh my God, look, juice's doing a thing
03:34:45
like, oh, drew skis over here now.
03:34:48
Oh my God, look, he's like on a surfboard. Oh my God, look.
03:34:50
Drew skis right I know, but do you think somebody's 20 years older than me?
03:34:54
Was like, look, Seinfeld's just making another observation.
03:34:57
It's so, like, not funny.
03:34:59
But like, obviously I think it's funny.
03:35:01
Somebody thinks juice is funny, right?
03:35:03
Otherwise he wouldn't be.
03:35:04
I'm just waiting for the to be, you know, I mean, I'm always one funny for you.
03:35:09
If if there's a character, then that's fine.
03:35:11
Like, I don't know, people would be like, oh my God,
03:35:13
look at Chris Farley being outrageous over here.
03:35:15
Look at Chris Farley being outrageous over there.
03:35:17
You see, I never I never thought, Chris, I never thought Chris Farley was funny.
03:35:23
Fat man and a little coke.
03:35:25
You see him there's a he's outrageous like the outrageousness.
03:35:28
Is that like what we're what we're thinking is funny.
03:35:32
That's not like comedy.
03:35:35
Oh, that's great.
03:35:40
Maybe it's a black thing.
03:35:41
I've never had a bro that wanted to dance all night.
03:35:43
This is the guy he's doing now.
03:35:45
This bro who wants to dance all night.
03:35:47
You guys.
03:35:51
So all we is for.
03:35:54
So I think every black guy must have a black friend
03:35:56
that wants to dance all night.
03:36:00
But none of my friends want to dance ever.
03:36:02
Because it's like run of the mill shit to like anybody on like you like this.
03:36:05
There's nothing extra creative.
03:36:07
There's no punch line setup joke.
03:36:09
There's no maybe that makes it more relatable.
03:36:12
Comedians get it straight.
03:36:14
People are trying.
03:36:16
They just might be funny.
03:36:17
Let's for the night. Yeah, yeah.
03:36:22
God, man.
03:36:23
So funny.
03:36:25
What's up?
03:36:25
Rosie, sing for the fact that.
03:36:27
Oh my God.
03:36:28
Look, just cuz
03:36:30
he's for Apple, this whole platform B is for bye.
03:36:34
Buh buh buh.
03:36:35
See? It's for Cat, Come.
03:36:39
Yeah.
03:36:40
Good job.
03:36:41
Good job with the default of anyway.
03:36:45
We did. That's a kid, man. Fuck them kids.
03:36:48
My mom kicked ass asking me about this.
03:36:50
Oh my God, this.
03:36:52
I will kill you real.
03:36:53
Oh, I promise you to God, I promise you to God.
03:36:56
Why you two okay?
03:37:00
Yeah.
03:37:00
You three children show the behind the scenes.
03:37:04
He's not really a good person.
03:37:05
Like, right. It's because he's black.
03:37:09
I get it.
03:37:11
Comedy snob.
03:37:12
I grew up with white folks, but I was raised in a dope home and know.
03:37:17
Oh, man, I was raised, you know, boom.
03:37:19
I did it with my own, man for real, man?
03:37:24
Oh, man.
03:37:25
Walk around with pull ups. I think about another lane.
03:37:28
Okay, I know that you got.
03:37:29
Is he supposed to be Asian or is he Mexican?
03:37:32
I think white, but it's a great costume.
03:37:35
But the problem is, you just.
03:37:36
There's nothing like he doesn't do it.
03:37:38
You know what I'm saying?
03:37:39
I ain't got nothing.
03:37:42
So he doesn't even do stand up.
03:37:43
I thought he did stand up to, no, I,
03:37:47
I don't know what he does.
03:37:51
Other than what do you
03:37:52
what is it you would say you do here, look at me.
03:37:55
I'm just, you know,
03:37:56
he just shows up and they're like, oh, my God, look, just he's doing this now.
03:37:58
Oh my God, look, he's riding the bike now.
03:38:01
He's on a motorcycle.
03:38:03
He oh my God, he's flying in a plane.
03:38:06
I just got to the place.
03:38:08
Laughing is so accurate.
03:38:11
Oh my goodness. Look.
03:38:13
Oh, oh I'm
03:38:16
still mad.
03:38:17
Hey, wait.
03:38:17
That's some Vietnamese. That's it.
03:38:21
I'm a woman.
03:38:22
I don't think I want to let the little someone know me.
03:38:26
Oh, yeah.
03:38:28
I got knocked down on the left and I.
03:38:32
You want long nail.
03:38:33
You want long nail, okay, I mean, I do, I, I
03:38:39
you don't want a long nail.
03:38:40
That's why you have no boyfriend.
03:38:42
Oh, I saw you like I,
03:38:46
I can't look, you can.
03:38:47
You just make it a little short?
03:38:48
You like long nail,
03:38:50
Oh, that didn't no. $10.
03:38:54
He's literally doing that woman's bit.
03:38:57
But then not me.
03:39:00
I funny.
03:39:02
Do you want a quick your guy.
03:39:04
I'm sorry. What? I do want to cut a gap.
03:39:06
You want to go? Yeah. You want a natural?
03:39:10
All right.
03:39:11
Only $20 more.
03:39:13
Give me not penny $5, but making a $9.
03:39:17
That's not.
03:39:18
That's. No. You never talking about the 24 hours.
03:39:20
I didn't what? You ask me English, mama.
03:39:23
You know, I.
03:39:28
Okay, so I see that
03:39:31
the not being able to speak English was kind of funny
03:39:33
because, that was, that was it.
03:39:37
So one out of 100 things funny.
03:39:41
But as you say,
03:39:42
what's his final say in here?
03:39:46
It's not going to be good.
03:39:47
That was a good one.
03:39:48
All right, well, guys, I hope you enjoy it.
03:39:50
Hey, he said that was a good one.
03:39:52
Eight guys, I hope you had some fun.
03:39:55
You lost your mind. You lost him.
03:39:57
That's it.
03:39:59
I could show this.
03:40:03
Like that.
03:40:04
It's all green.
03:40:07
Holy crap.
03:40:11
That's our show.
03:40:11
A little behind this.
03:40:12
We have anything to talk about.
03:40:13
What's the topic?
03:40:16
I think next week's topic should be awfully awful easy.
03:40:20
A really fun word, because it could mean good and bad at the same time.
03:40:24
14 year old time.
03:40:25
What do you think the topic should be?
03:40:28
14 year olds or high?
03:40:31
And it's 1314 years old.
03:40:33
I don't want to do that. 11 and nine.
03:40:36
It's going to be, July 6th.
03:40:39
I think we're lockstep after a long 4th of July weekend.
03:40:42
I hope.
03:40:47
You got plans?
03:40:47
Jesus.
03:40:49
Yeah. Plans for the 4th of July.
03:40:51
But I don't care.
03:40:54
You know, I have some fireworks at Gary South.
03:40:56
Excuse me.
03:40:59
That's funny.
03:41:03
If anybody knows what the topic should be, please,
03:41:07
please put it in the chat.
03:41:08
And I love that green dildo.
03:41:11
We only need one, two, three.
03:41:13
We need
03:41:15
we need like eight more unique chat I to be fun.
03:41:19
I may just run a stream before the my neighbor got attacked in June.
03:41:23
Before I,
03:41:25
my neighbor got attacked in June with her uncle.
03:41:28
There is no 31st.
03:41:30
Today's the last day, so we got to find out a way to get up.
03:41:33
Asshole.
03:41:38
We don't even need to raid anybody.
03:41:39
We did enough raids this week.
03:41:40
This month? That doesn't make sense.
03:41:43
I couldn't find Ray Lewis telling that.
03:41:45
That's not appropriate in a riot.
03:41:48
I think I covered everything.
03:41:52
Is there anything that we missed that you know, of
03:41:55
drew skis?
03:41:55
Not funny. I learned that I didn't really learn that.
03:41:58
I knew that I was hoping I really with thought,
03:42:00
oh my gosh, something I'm waiting for, something to be to me to go,
03:42:04
okay, that was pretty like, that's comedy genius.
03:42:06
Or he he put some time into that idea or boy, that impersonation was like spot on.
03:42:13
The only thing is like the costume is, is, is, is.
03:42:15
But that's another artist doing that. That's not him.
03:42:18
So he's just wearing the costume and then he's just going,
03:42:21
look, I'm wearing the costume,
03:42:23
and we're supposed to go look at Bruschi wearing a costume.
03:42:26
Yeah.
03:42:30
I also learned that there is no free will, but there is.
03:42:32
There is free.
03:42:33
Won't you do have a moment to veto your minds?
03:42:36
Oh my gosh.
03:42:38
But I also think that that's just a little bit of lag in your reaction time.
03:42:42
I've never watched any of it.
03:42:43
Nobody else is at the helm.
03:42:45
The I don't know what your head is. You.
03:42:48
It's not some kind of other being
03:42:51
that your fucking business.
03:42:54
Do you think by his definition,
03:42:56
do you think babies have an inner monologue?
03:42:59
Yeah, they just don't remember it.
03:43:02
But what does it say?
03:43:03
Gaga? Goo goo
03:43:05
like it doesn't know how to form sentences yet.
03:43:08
If it. That's. I would like to know science.
03:43:10
Can you do that.
03:43:11
Can you get I want to hear or know what a baby's thinking.
03:43:14
Because if it's thinking in full sentences,
03:43:16
then yeah, there's some alien life form that's just not as bright as white noise.
03:43:24
Attempting to like, don't,
03:43:26
you think it even goes like a
03:43:29
Or did you you you do you think it even knows that?
03:43:33
No, I don't think they even know, like, starts till.
03:43:39
It probably just like, sounds
03:43:42
like the heartbeat, the blood rushing, the blood gushing.
03:43:45
I think it's a it's a good life lesson.
03:43:50
Masturbating.
03:43:51
Yeah.
03:43:55
It's pretty, pretty grotesque.
03:43:58
Yeah.
03:43:59
There's a lot of different toys
03:44:01
that's been my big drunk and stupid.
03:44:03
There's no way to go through life.
03:44:04
So I wish they would just, taught me that in kindergarten.
03:44:08
That message was for Will.
03:44:10
Oh, really?
03:44:11
Any last messages for Will when he watches this?
03:44:14
Usually no.
03:44:17
But sometimes. Yes.
03:44:22
I would say
03:44:23
I think this is this is the honest to goodness stop.
03:44:26
Drop the soap in the shower.
03:44:30
Ask questions like you're in there for years.
03:44:33
So clearly you guys masturbate.
03:44:35
Do you get like, shower time or do you just do it like, hey, shut up
03:44:40
and go to bed if I can squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak is like every night.
03:44:44
His partner, you know, they're all men in there.
03:44:47
They're all just jerking off every night.
03:44:48
If they can. There's nothing else to do. I.
03:44:50
I just want to know what's the jerk
03:44:54
I know all about men jacking off with other men in prison.
03:44:57
That's great.
03:44:57
This is a different show.
03:44:58
I'm gonna sign off now.
03:45:01
Yeah. See, you don't wonder.
03:45:03
So if you're in prison,
03:45:05
the first thing you're gonna like,
03:45:06
the first thing you're going to ask is, where do we. Where do we.
03:45:09
Where is it?
03:45:09
Okay to whack off without getting other people involved?
03:45:12
I need some privacy.
03:45:14
It's pretty grotesque.
03:45:16
Anything for love, but I won't.
03:45:18
Yeah, there's a lot of different toys you.
03:45:22
That's been my big kick lately.
03:45:27
He was at Royal Rumble this year.
03:45:29
I don't know how it all.
03:45:30
It'll all clear up on at WrestleMania.
03:45:32
I'm sure.
03:45:37
You can come out.
03:45:44
Yeah. And.
03:45:56
And bang
03:45:59
bang bang. Now.
03:46:03
Math math
03:46:04
math math math math math math math math
03:46:08
math.
03:46:19
Math.
03:46:21
Masturbating.