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What did meatloaf mean?
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That he would do anything for love.
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But he won't do that.
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What's the most powerful force
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in the universe?
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And how y'all doing?
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Also. I.
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I like that stink face.
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Ooh! Captain of.
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Ooh, ooh, captain.
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Oh, bless your ass.
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I'm both so below low with draw.
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Draw on a special round, round watch fledge.
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Oh, round up like show.
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You know we draw out your legs for arms round.
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Wash your hands I need your madness.
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Need your love. Cause I.
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My eyes are blurry.
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Can we get much higher I need you higher
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I have higher I need you higher.
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Hey, I need you higher.
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Need Tropic thunder.
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The slam of your say.
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Hey I need your all flesh.
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No giggles to fake I need you high, high, high, high.
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I need you high I need you high I
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you see like I'm I and follow.
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And you know that we got you, we get it wrong.
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Slide your arms I need you higher now I need your choice now.
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Yeah, yeah.
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We control me. Slide your arms
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I need you on your head like a clown.
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You carry control. They spread your arms.
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You come to
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your friends
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who come to move your.
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I'm sorry.
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Low. No, let me draw I throw it up like so.
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And your.
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And wash your hands.
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I need your storm.
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I need your eyes.
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Your cause. You're.
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You're fighting and that's against God's law I need you.
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Hyah hyah hyah hyah hyah hyah hyah!
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I need you by all.
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I need your frenzy, your dizzy clown flare up.
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Hey, I'm Captain Giggles.
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That's your battle self, I need you.
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I, I.
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Hyah hyah hyah hyah!
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Hyah hyah hyah hyah hyah!
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You know that I follow.
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And you know that I'll save you.
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Cause I'm in. You're only found.
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Carry, I need you higher.
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And I need your choice now. Yo, Gary.
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Come on. It's like your hands.
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Oh, I need you higher than that giggly clown.
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Yo, Gary. Cool.
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This let your hands you captain us like you.
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That's who captain us.
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Let your hands above.
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So below.
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With your eye, your eye patch all hands around and watch.
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Let your hands above.
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So be low, low with your eyes, your good I pledge our arms around and watch.
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Let your arms start.
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Stop frantic.
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Gary, quick!
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Get in. I can't go crazy.
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Stop! Start frantic. Gary! Take it! Drop that!
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It goes crazy. Start!
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Stop frantic, Gary! Take it in the.
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It goes crazy!
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Stop, stop! Gary!
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Gary, take it to your master. Gary.
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Gary, I need you higher and I need your choice now.
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I need you high up
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unfiltered discussion.
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Lundy dictionary.
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Dylan.
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Lonnie Dixon discussion.
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Now, I don't want this to harm
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your is to.
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To wash your hands.
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Oh, yeah.
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Ten oh oh. Right.
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Watch your hands.
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Oh, yeah.
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You know.
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I need you higher.
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And I need your choice I are you, Gary.
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Good movie.
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Start your arms.
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Oh, I need you higher up.
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And I can't get you.
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Gary. Control this. Watch.
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I know.
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Oh, my.
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Oh, yeah.
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It's all right.
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So be low.
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Low with your eyes.
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All right I pledge your arms round.
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Watch your arms.
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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It's just a scripted comedy show.
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These guys are not experts, doctors,
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lawyers, therapists, or even perfectly well-adjusted.
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Everything you hear his opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm
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or just plain nonsense, any resemblance to real people events
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is purely coincidental and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage, cognitive
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dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urge to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from H.R.
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will be hearing about this. By the way.
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Hi, Dave.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing,
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or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed in front of a live studio
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audience.
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Wait a minute.
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One more.
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The the title screen.
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The theme song.
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In. Boo
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boo boo boo boo boo boo.
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Is the name. I.
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In case you missed my question earlier,
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what was meatloaf referring to when he said I would do anything for love?
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But I won't do that.
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Nobody knows.
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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A lot of podcasts will wait till February 14th to do their love show.
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And, I was looking at the calendar and it's, on a Sunday next year.
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And the very following day we'll have a show,
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but it's on President's Day, so let's do this now.
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What is the
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most powerful force in the universe?
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Oh, wait,
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I looked it up.
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It's actually the strong nuclear force.
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It holds subatomic particles together. It,
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it makes matter possible.
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And it is, something,
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to the order of, like,
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20 plus orders of magnitude more.
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The force
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or, gravity is the weakest.
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But I've got a,
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possibly a different, love than some people.
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I didn't I didn't fully believe in love.
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I was just,
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make believe, through a lot of my life.
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But, I've.
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I've come full 180 on this, and, although it is
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obviously not the most powerful force that would be the strong
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nuclear force.
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Allows us to do things we wouldn't ordinarily do.
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Last week we did well.
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And that's why this naturally flows into love.
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Because
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you're on.
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In defense of somebody that you know is wrong
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or to put yourself
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in more danger than you're avoiding for that person
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is disproportionate and seems irrational.
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But the reason I was swayed
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into believing that love truly does exist,
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the personal experience
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is you can throw a lot of words at it,
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and these words mean things compassion, empathy,
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respect.
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A willingness to,
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cooperate even and there there are a lot of
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a lot of ways this show is a labor of love.
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Here we are in our fourth year.
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We haven't seen it, but I think that's okay.
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So, let's go through the four
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major types of love.
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Eros.
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It's a passion romance.
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The sexual love that everybody thinks of.
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Philia.
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Now, that's the root.
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Same root as Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.
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So you you know where I'm going with this?
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So deployable friendship and camaraderie.
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Storage.
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And, I use this barn for storage, but.
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No, no, it's storage.
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And that's, unconditional familial love.
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So that's with your, with your family,
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agape.
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That's the big one.
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That's the selfless, universal love for others or humanity.
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And it's the source of altruism.
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A little further digging.
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I found some other form.
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More, by the way.
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And,
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I carried that,
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so, ludus playful, flirtatious, fun loving affection.
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Pragma enduring duty or reason based long term commitment.
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And fill.
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Ultra fill. Truck.
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Fill, trough.
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That's self-love associated with,
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your self-worth and, mania.
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Obsessive possessive.
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And codependent.
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So, love is a a feeling.
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An emotion that is also a verb.
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An action.
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And that that makes it unique
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in many respects.
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So, a lot of,
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a lot of the words that, are associated with it.
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Let's get into it.
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Emotions and behaviors and biological drives,
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compassion, empathy, affection, admiration.
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My take
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as it's like this irrational drive the compels us to do things
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that we wouldn't ordinarily do, and this compulsion
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could put us in harm's way to avoid the slightest discomfort to those we love.
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And like I said, it's disproportionate
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to the consequences of not acting on it.
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And that's what makes love so powerful.
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It could be the answer to the meaning of life.
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The the relationships we forge our.
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Fundamental in our,
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in our lives.
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Like, this is
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I think what we're here to accomplish
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is to forge relationships.
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My ranch goes, something like this.
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Of all the Western religions,
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they all profess to be
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religions of love,
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even Islam.
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Now, by all accounts, the Prophet Muhammad, peace be upon
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him, was a war monger.
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And yet,
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Islam is in fact, a
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religion of love and professes love.
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The Golden Rule comes from,
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well, amongst other things, Western religions, the Abrahamic religions,
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and, Christianity tells us to love your enemy.
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That sounds well, what?
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I was just saying. Irrational.
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That's not even,
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It is so counterintuitive,
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but it is fundamental,
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a rudimentary part of the the teaching, the Scripture and
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and how we should treat each other with compassion
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and empathy and, and all of the things that I've been talking about.
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But, if
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you've seen some inconsistency in it,
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maybe the Abrahamic religions aren't for you.
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Some eastern philosophies
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have it a little stronger, a little better.
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Like in Buddhism,
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the first step
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is breathing.
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So you master your breathing.
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And this could take decades just to get to step two,
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which is showing loving kindness.
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That's loving life and kindness.
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And that is just.
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Being nice to people, that's all.
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That's all that it means.
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And that could take more,
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even more decades to actually show
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loving kindness to everybody you meet.
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Well, we've got a big show today, so roll
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the clip ready.
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You show,
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go race, go ice,
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go ice.
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Why is that?
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Because you're a fucking asshole you got here.
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I mean, I know I'm an asshole, but this is freedom of speech.
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Good for you. Good for you. So let me.
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Get your fucking hands off.
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Why? Why? Fuck you all?
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You seem like me.
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Hey, you see? You fucking with me?
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Let me see you fucking with me, all right?
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Hey, how are you doing?
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I'm just walking free to speak right.
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But why are you pushing me?
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You're pushing me.
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Did I get a mask?
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Your safety.
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Tell me.
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Let me talk.
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Safety team.
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Oh, I didn't bring you down the fucking way.
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Get your hands off!
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Myself?
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Yeah, you can do it. This.
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I personally brought them. Okay?
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I'm just walking along with everybody. We're just better.
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They're putting their hands on me.
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I'm not putting my hands on you.
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I'm there. I know you're okay.
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I just figure out the back of what I do.
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Well, that's why.
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That's why we're here.
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Asking stuff off the side.
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I'm off to the side of the road on the sidewalk.
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Please.
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Don't, you know, give me the borders.
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I didn't say that.
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Oh, you're telling me to get off the road?
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No, we're not trying to help you.
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I'm not here. Come here.
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Nobody's thought you.
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Do you think he had
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the borders planned before he started?
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So you.
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Guys, I got.
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Hey, now, we don't want any problems.
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I don't either. But you know what? We're all veterans.
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Are we?
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One of the problems we get you stop the street.
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I wasn't clear, this is totally against what they're preaching.
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And I just want us.
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On the phone? Yep.
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How are you doing?
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Hey, where can I find this?
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On online so I can take myself?
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Hey, where can I sign up to protest the protest?
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Protesting the protest.
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Thank you.
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Okay, you take it easy, brother two.
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I hope you like.
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I appreciate you having respect.
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I'm a free speech advocate, but at what point does protesting
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the protesting protesters become pro?
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Tag innocent?
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Unlike a lot,
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we are all trying to have him.
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Well, technically you're not.
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If you're having respect, you would have marched with him the whole point.
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What is their point?
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What are they marching for?
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March of dimes.
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I can't react unless I know what they're marching.
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They're.
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They're marching against ice for ice.
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I have no ice.
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I just have plain water. No ice.
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Oh, does that mean do I have to be anti ice or can I just not have I can
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I could drive and get some ice but I'm not march in there.
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Marching takes a long time does it.
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It's an odd way to.
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Especially when you live out in the boondocks.
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I'm way out here.
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Plus it knocks bridges down.
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The inconsistencies
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that I was talking about with the Bible is like,
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it says, in Scripture that,
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God is not the author of confusion.
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And in that same friggin book,
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it says he, confused the languages that babble.
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So what now?
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Say that again.
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So what's what's the conflict here?
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The paradox
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r t c b rcb
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I know I abbreviated roll the clip.
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Brady so you didn't pick up on RCB.
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Yeah, I thought I played it.
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You did not.
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You played the one before and or after it.
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C my system failed then because it labeled it roll the clip.
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Yeah.
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It's a Catholic priest.
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Is a Catholic priest.
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There are perhaps various.
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There's no word more often used in our language than the word love.
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Anyway, it is so often stated anything is all right, provided you love.
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Now, let me tell you, that is not true, because love is not quite that simple.
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Really.
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We have only one word in English and that was my day walk.
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The Greeks had three different words for love.
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The first Greek word for lovers, eros.
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It simply means friendship, human love.
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Now we come to the second Greek word for love.
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It is video
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regardless of race, creed, color.
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Now we come to the third.
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It was used before Christ, but never with any fixed meaning.
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But when did you love came to this earth?
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The love of God for man.
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The word Eros would not do.
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The word philia would not do.
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So. The Holy Spirit inspired the New Testament writers to seek about
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for some other word that would express this poem.
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And they hit
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upon the word agape, being that perhaps there's no word.
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What was the word used? And I got fined for language.
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Then the word love, which means love. It.
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That's the big one.
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That's the the the all encompassing universal love for all.
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Not just humanity, but all beings.
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I love hago pine, carpet cleaners.
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I'll go
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and in reference, that's our our new sponsor.
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I didn't sign a new sponsor this week.
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I tried to keep the eclipse to a minimum,
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and we still ended up with 50, but we've knocked out three so far.
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If you include the tacos that I just saw.
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Area talk a lot easier than you fucking thank.
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Don't fuck it up.
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Got some fucking truck road. Cut them.
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This seems to be more of a rumble segment.
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He swears a lot into chunks like this.
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Salt it. Ironically on YouTube.
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You're the fuck out of that seven rope or face.
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Wet tomatoes.
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Quarter them and throw them into a fucking pot.
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Three ancho chili six guajillo chili.
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Cut open the top and dump out all the see if you're, big
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tablespoon of cumin and a cinnamon stick, seven cloves of.
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So the question,
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what are you, a bitch?
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I am, I am a little bitch.
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Garlic fat, pinch of salt, medium heat for ten minutes.
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Stir it.
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Once it looks like this, grab all of your fucking.
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It looks like what? Brown.
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Okay, everybody got that?
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Once it looks like that, that little blur of whatever the.
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I love the way he's ducking to stay in frame
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like this.
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Grab all of your fucking meat and throw it in there.
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Beef stock enough to completely cover everything.
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Lid oven at 404. Fucking hours.
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Take all your meat out.
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Just fall apart.
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Oil right up.
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Take all your meat out.
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Yeah, take all your meat out.
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All right. Just in case. And it is newcomers here.
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I think there might be a few purchasers.
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He could help us with our song about that.
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Tons of.
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The parts go.
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What's in your pants?
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And I'm gonna. You.
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Your pants come up.
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Private house prices.
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Take your tortillas. Quickly dip them in the oil.
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Grab one of these things and blend the whole thing.
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Hot fucking pan tortilla.
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Was that a sex toy?
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While that's on their bread?
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Some fucking Oaxaca cheese.
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Both one side. Flip it a bunch of me.
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Did he just make that word up?
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México.
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Oaxaca. I've heard it before.
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Yeah, but I think you heard it in different context.
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Okay, gotta get in that fuck.
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Put spit on that.
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Oh, there was a cheese folded over until the fucking cheese melts.
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Once they look like this, you open each one and put onion in fucking cilantro.
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Grab some of the blend of sauce that becomes your consummate
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little bit of lime on top.
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The moment of truth.
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Oh my goodness.
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There's are these allowed to do that
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I think that oh my fucking god.
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I'm not fucking I'm fucking Mexican.
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You're not one.
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Oh you can eat.
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You can before whatever you're having there.
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Let me see me with the microphone.
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Is that a frame.
00:24:56
That chuck roast that's at.
00:24:59
Brilliant.
00:25:00
But you had like, a chunk roast.
00:25:02
You have to cook for several hours.
00:25:04
Oh, and then it'll fall apart.
00:25:06
Otherwise, we cook it like a steak.
00:25:08
It's going to be tough. Like leather.
00:25:10
Why would you name your roast after a man?
00:25:14
No. The man was named after the chuck.
00:25:19
I have a cousin named Chuck,
00:25:22
and he's named after meat.
00:25:24
Yeah, yeah.
00:25:25
He's beefy. The.
00:25:27
It makes sense.
00:25:33
See the gnosis?
00:25:34
That's not the right link.
00:25:38
Well, let's put let's
00:25:39
go with this one anyway.
00:25:42
What was wrong with it?
00:25:43
How is that?
00:25:46
And that looks like a sharp of some sort.
00:25:49
That's our, that's our board.
00:25:52
Oh. You know, so you drink one beer.
00:25:58
And that's our board.
00:26:01
Oh, we got weird audio coming from George.
00:26:05
I don't know if he knows or we're supposed to be able to hear him,
00:26:07
but I just want to let him know it's really quiet.
00:26:09
You still hear?
00:26:10
To hear you, then. It's perfect.
00:26:11
It's perfect. Is you supposed to hear you?
00:26:14
Then we go. You're on mute.
00:26:16
No. Can you still hear my insects chirping?
00:26:18
I mean, I can hear him.
00:26:19
I just want to let him know, because the next five clips are all jaws.
00:26:22
So we're we're just going to go ahead anyway.
00:26:25
We're going to go on with jaws.
00:26:26
If he's not here.
00:26:31
Okay.
00:26:31
Yeah, sure.
00:26:35
This one is, expert parking.
00:26:37
Who said that? Women don't know how to park the car.
00:26:40
Oh, this this is fantastic.
00:26:42
I have this one in, and this is utterly outstanding.
00:26:46
I've said that you can't argue with results.
00:26:52
We can't argue with women.
00:26:54
Oh, whoa, whoa.
00:26:59
What happens next
00:27:01
place you see it?
00:27:02
Don't say right.
00:27:04
He stops for ice cream.
00:27:09
I think it's going to.
00:27:10
I think it's going to drive.
00:27:11
It's going to drive right across these cars.
00:27:14
Right across the top of your monster truck.
00:27:16
Okay? Yeah,
00:27:18
I hope so.
00:27:20
So everyone say, oh, I didn't see the gap it puts.
00:27:23
That's perfect parking I get it.
00:27:25
It was I it was I remember he nailed it and he beat that guy to that spot.
00:27:33
Where is it.
00:27:34
It's going to get my spot.
00:27:35
No he's not.
00:27:38
Bam there.
00:27:42
That's make it time.
00:27:43
Yeah.
00:27:45
He saved a lot of time by doing it that way.
00:27:51
I approve
00:27:51
this is pledge a permit.
00:27:55
Wait, Jordan, we have just arrived.
00:27:57
As you mentioned, the very top of the spire.
00:27:59
The antenna on the top of the entire Empire State Building.
00:28:03
Billy spire.
00:28:04
Two people have climbed up to the top.
00:28:06
They do have some kind of banner.
00:28:08
We've been unable to read the exact words that are written up.
00:28:12
I love how for the record, I believe this.
00:28:14
These videos were shared before the topic was chosen on that banner.
00:28:20
Yeah, the banner says anyone?
00:28:22
Can you read the banner?
00:28:24
I cannot, I have to read the.
00:28:30
It says
00:28:33
when the power of Van Halen.
00:28:37
Oh no way.
00:28:39
Beats the Van Halen of power.
00:28:42
The world knows peace.
00:28:45
That's funny.
00:28:47
No, it says when the power of love beats the love.
00:28:49
I know where Halen.
00:28:52
The world knows peace.
00:28:55
But see the tool?
00:28:56
Everybody they spelled knows like no.
00:29:01
This is typically.
00:29:06
I, I don't I think I would get dizzy and fall off
00:29:10
area that is highly especially with the helicopter spinning.
00:29:13
We restricted at the Empire State Building.
00:29:16
We were waiting to see what type of response this will bring.
00:29:20
Swift.
00:29:21
It will bring a swift response
00:29:24
by the NYPD as well as possible. Yeah.
00:29:27
I don't know the restore or save,
00:29:31
and we do not recommend it.
00:29:33
Trying this at home.
00:29:35
Matter of fact, black trans and our associates,
00:29:39
we do not, approve of this type of behavior.
00:29:50
Driving up the scene of the situation,
00:29:52
two people have climbed top of the spire on the Empire State Building.
00:29:56
They're currently, put out some kind of banner with writing on it.
00:30:00
We've been trying to get,
00:30:03
so should they should have blurred the writing.
00:30:05
Isn't that going to encourage?
00:30:06
Like, it's like reading a manifesto after somebody goes nuts and does the bang
00:30:10
bang, they, you know, I don't think they should.
00:30:15
That's like, that's what they want.
00:30:16
After the message.
00:30:18
See, it's positive to some people.
00:30:20
But what about the people in power?
00:30:22
It's a very offensive message.
00:30:23
Did you ever think about them?
00:30:26
I don't care about them.
00:30:28
We'll see.
00:30:28
That's why we don't have peace.
00:30:31
I'm one of them.
00:30:32
Okay, I think that and the misspelling.
00:30:36
There's a misspelling.
00:30:38
Yeah. The nose.
00:30:41
I know they struggle, right?
00:30:42
I just mean on the low in term.
00:30:45
Okay. I can't read it. The world.
00:30:47
No peace. You get it.
00:30:50
So the observation decks, whether they have been,
00:30:53
evacuated at this time, I'm just going to quickly you.
00:30:56
So they climbed up there, and then they evacuated themselves.
00:30:59
Now that is offensive.
00:31:01
Okay, I hope that's warm rain.
00:31:04
We're going to get down to that area and, take a look at the observation decks.
00:31:09
Currently, we are not seeing.
00:31:12
Well, we are seeing some people still outs.
00:31:14
When I first read this news story, I thought somebody scaled the Empire
00:31:18
State Building.
00:31:20
Now they just went from the roof spire, right?
00:31:22
Yeah.
00:31:22
When you take an elevator for the first 300 odd floors,
00:31:25
that really takes a lot out of the scaling.
00:31:28
Yeah, they took
00:31:28
a utility elevator and a ladder to the top.
00:31:33
Still frightening as fuck. I don't think I
00:31:36
could be even a poll worker.
00:31:39
I hate elections.
00:31:44
You mean stripping?
00:31:47
Yeah, I kind of. I kind of.
00:31:49
Did you hear jaw sound just for a second?
00:31:52
Oh, Jordan.
00:31:54
Yeah, yes I did.
00:31:56
Okay, fine.
00:31:57
Okay. What else do we have?
00:31:59
Okay. Yeah.
00:32:01
Oh come on, look right there.
00:32:03
When he grabbed her, he considered putting her in handcuffs
00:32:06
and then realized, well, that's going to be pretty hard to carry her down.
00:32:10
Yeah.
00:32:10
Police officers, if you're on a tower or a spire, if you will,
00:32:14
please use restraints with your restraints.
00:32:16
Don't restrain.
00:32:18
At this point, they're more of a victim
00:32:20
than an assailant because, you know, a victim of their own stupidity.
00:32:24
And you need to be.
00:32:26
You need, like, I don't know, Mickey Mouse gloves to carry them down.
00:32:30
No. Is
00:32:33
the cooperative you cooperate on that?
00:32:35
It was Mickey Mouse gloves.
00:32:36
Those are Mickey Mouse gloves.
00:32:38
Are those Mickey Mouse Club?
00:32:40
I've heard of those.
00:32:41
I, they're going over there just where I.
00:32:45
You so he can come down.
00:32:47
I said you're off for.
00:32:48
He goes back up.
00:32:50
Well, I'm glad you guys stick.
00:32:52
All right.
00:32:53
And English, obviously.
00:32:54
You fuckers. You just. Did.
00:32:56
Anybody else find that a little suspicious?
00:32:58
Russian language.
00:32:59
Do you speak Russian in English? No.
00:33:01
English. Russian?
00:33:04
That's not cool, ladies.
00:33:10
Okay.
00:33:11
Yeah.
00:33:12
Well.
00:33:14
Think it's
00:33:17
so cooperative.
00:33:18
You cooperate on that, you're on untouchable.
00:33:22
Are you going to be cooperative?
00:33:23
No, we're going to just go off a different way than you.
00:33:25
You're all going down the same way.
00:33:27
There's some cooperation built in.
00:33:30
I've heard them outside
00:33:32
on the other side.
00:33:35
The part that scares me is this.
00:33:37
Just because there's a chain of command, should I be impressed
00:33:39
with the chain of command of the police officers here?
00:33:41
Should I be embarrassed and ashamed that one can't think without the other
00:33:45
telling it what to do?
00:33:49
I'm embarrassed. Yes.
00:33:51
So he can come to.
00:33:52
And I know he's literally crying,
00:33:55
but embarrassed and ashamed is the correct answer.
00:33:58
Watch this again.
00:33:59
That the police officer that comes in
00:34:00
the frame is obviously so nervous that he should not.
00:34:03
He has no business being on this call or up there, like you should be allowed to
00:34:07
say, hey, Sergeant, I, I shouldn't go up there.
00:34:11
Not that you can't if you want to force me, go ahead.
00:34:13
But I'm just telling you right now, man to man,
00:34:16
maybe I shouldn't go up there because my thought process
00:34:18
is going to be confused while I'm thinking about falling thousands of feet.
00:34:22
And I may not make the best decision.
00:34:24
That decision alone would prove to me that you are competent,
00:34:27
right?
00:34:27
I mean, you know, when you get sent up there anyway.
00:34:31
Instead, listen, the other officer has to literally remind
00:34:34
this gentleman how to grab a person and then worse, how to walk.
00:34:39
Ready?
00:34:39
Here it comes.
00:34:43
So right now.
00:34:43
So imagine two.
00:34:44
He's been standing next to the other officer who's
00:34:46
just standing there, probably terrified and fear
00:34:48
because he doesn't want to make a wrong move.
00:34:50
So he's choosing to make no moves.
00:34:52
The other officer finally says, give me this.
00:34:54
Move over here.
00:34:55
Grab her. Take two step. Listen, he
00:34:58
cooperative.
00:34:59
You cooperate on that.
00:35:00
You're on untouchable.
00:35:02
Man, are you on that
00:35:04
probably means either on the radio or worse, connected with your safety.
00:35:08
Yeah, yeah.
00:35:10
Matt, you're standing there. Are you even?
00:35:12
Oh, thanks, Jim.
00:35:14
That's a little bit fucked up right now.
00:35:16
You should be just now. You have to.
00:35:17
You have to worry about these two idiots, the Russian idiots.
00:35:20
And you have to worry about Matt.
00:35:21
Yeah,
00:35:24
I've heard of those.
00:35:25
Okay, bring her to the other side.
00:35:28
Put your.
00:35:28
I know you what?
00:35:29
You want to extend your left foot six inches,
00:35:31
and then you want to follow it with your right foot.
00:35:32
And then put your right foot in front of your left foot
00:35:34
and then repeat that two times.
00:35:35
Don't fall down the ladder hole.
00:35:37
Watch out for the ladder hole.
00:35:38
Oh, you're going over there.
00:35:40
It's open over there.
00:35:43
It's only seven.
00:35:44
It's open over there. Yeah. That's how we're going to get down.
00:35:46
You're going to have to take her and get down.
00:35:48
Just bring her over there.
00:35:50
Just just bring her over there and take her down.
00:35:53
It seems simple enough now.
00:35:55
He should be still honest.
00:35:56
He should be completely honest.
00:35:57
I'm terrified with fear.
00:35:59
My brain isn't working right now.
00:36:01
Please help me so he can come down here.
00:36:03
So you're.
00:36:03
Listen, you need to go over there so he can come down.
00:36:07
We need to get out of his way.
00:36:08
Stop, stop. Stop worrying about dying.
00:36:11
Just for a second.
00:36:13
Can you do that before he goes back up?
00:36:15
I'm video, clip from, later
00:36:19
that you got working.
00:36:22
All right.
00:36:26
She understand?
00:36:27
She understand. But.
00:36:30
Wait, there's good news.
00:36:33
Oh. Is his.
00:36:34
You're with us yet?
00:36:35
What? I'm still is.
00:36:38
This appears to be the same couple,
00:36:39
but now they are in gimp masks for some reason or better.
00:36:42
Wait, she's in Batman,
00:36:44
and he's in a gimp mask that tells you everything about the relationship and.
00:36:47
But it almost looks like he's.
00:36:52
Posing to this woman up on this platform.
00:36:55
On this fire.
00:36:58
And she's so overcome,
00:37:01
she collapses and falls off.
00:37:04
They have a fishing pole.
00:37:06
Are they fishing?
00:37:08
I love I love Kimberly's face.
00:37:10
Kimberly can't see what we're looking at,
00:37:11
but we're looking at the back of the woman.
00:37:13
Am I wrong?
00:37:15
No. That's definitely the back of the woman.
00:37:17
You are not wrong.
00:37:19
Oh, wait.
00:37:19
He means about the proposal. I'm sorry.
00:37:21
I misread that question because he said it.
00:37:23
We're looking at the back of the woman.
00:37:24
Am I wrong without even.
00:37:26
There was no comma there.
00:37:29
Am I wrong?
00:37:32
I don't think you pronounce the comma period.
00:37:34
The back of the woman. Am I wrong?
00:37:38
Oh, I think that's what I get from
00:37:40
another kissing Kimberly.
00:37:43
I sorry to share the kissing Kimberly bizarre among New York City.
00:37:48
Her name is Kimber.
00:37:49
Kimberly. They must know this moment is I've ever seen.
00:37:51
I love this city.
00:37:53
I'm not sure what I'm saying.
00:37:55
I hate that city.
00:37:56
You know who doesn't love the city?
00:37:58
Anybody who doesn't live there.
00:37:59
And most people who live there now.
00:38:02
Yeah.
00:38:05
More climbers.
00:38:07
This is the
00:38:08
whole, climb the spire of the Empire State Building segment.
00:38:11
So even though we have like 50 videos, it's nice
00:38:13
that seven of them are all sometimes about the same thing. But of these people.
00:38:16
Yeah. Wait.
00:38:17
I don't want to see them climbing down.
00:38:18
These people can get up to where? Holy shit.
00:38:22
What does he mean by these people?
00:38:24
Russians? Yeah.
00:38:26
What do you mean, you people?
00:38:28
They are.
00:38:29
That raises a whole,
00:38:32
what's a YouTube of security questions?
00:38:36
And they've seemingly done it.
00:38:38
This reporter is much more serious.
00:38:40
I know that our counterpart station was laughing.
00:38:44
Giggling like a morning show about the proposal.
00:38:47
Well, we don't want to let everybody know that this is dumb, dangerous,
00:38:50
and completely inappropriate.
00:38:51
Now, if you would just focus, you're about to be arrested.
00:38:55
In fact, I wish I could just execute you now,
00:38:58
Kira.
00:38:59
Without any, carabiner or belay ropes.
00:39:03
Sorry.
00:39:05
There, Jim, we've got common people, not mountain climbers watching.
00:39:09
Nobody knows what a some people might know what a carabiner is.
00:39:13
It's not something that it's not a Mexican, contrary to what you think.
00:39:17
But I assure you, nobody knows what a beluga is.
00:39:21
A whale.
00:39:24
This.
00:39:25
Oh, dear God, is that really done?
00:39:28
Oh, dear.
00:39:28
He he's even worse.
00:39:30
Oh, dear God, I think this.
00:39:32
I think this man is about to lose his freedom.
00:39:33
Oh, dear God, this is clearly a married man reporting.
00:39:38
Without any, carabiner or belay ropes.
00:39:43
Belay ropes.
00:39:44
Is that what he said?
00:39:46
Belay
00:39:47
like as in to wait a moment?
00:39:52
That's delay.
00:39:54
Oh. Ballet like, is into dance now.
00:39:59
I believe the kid.
00:40:01
Billy.
00:40:03
Billy, Billy the kid.
00:40:05
That's a good segway.
00:40:08
This.
00:40:09
Oh, dear God, oh dear God, oh, dear God, this man is going to get married.
00:40:13
I is getting down on me.
00:40:15
Perhaps
00:40:17
it looks like he's,
00:40:19
some type of us opposing to this individual.
00:40:23
Quite us.
00:40:25
Oh, my gosh, Aaron, I think now, for the first time
00:40:29
in the entire newscast, a woman who we didn't even know was at the news desk.
00:40:34
No starts talking at the at the point
00:40:36
there's a ring up to start perspective.
00:40:40
Alas,
00:40:42
that's exactly what could be happening.
00:40:44
I wish ABC would just move a little bit more around
00:40:47
so we could see what he's doing down on his well, to be honest, they are moving
00:40:50
and for whatever reason, they seem to be moving perfectly with them.
00:40:54
I can't wait to hear they might just need
00:40:57
this as well.
00:40:58
I see, if it's weather says it's absolutely bonkers.
00:41:03
They did this with safety harnesses.
00:41:05
But it is definitely going to end.
00:41:07
And there are I think not only did they
00:41:10
did they not do it with safety harnesses, but I think they completely.
00:41:13
Judge frowned and looked down upon the pussies that do it.
00:41:17
The horses that do it with safety.
00:41:20
Russians think safety is a sign of weakness, don't you think?
00:41:24
A little bit, yeah. Yes. Common sense. You.
00:41:27
I've seen him jump off a buildings into a small pile of snow for fun.
00:41:32
Yeah,
00:41:33
and we're talking like, you know, nine to maybe 15 storey
00:41:37
apartment buildings into just a pile of snow.
00:41:40
The first guy that did it wasn't sure if there was enough snow
00:41:45
to arrest Aaron.
00:41:47
I hope this is not Taylor.
00:41:49
I hope this is not Taylor. And,
00:41:51
Oh, shut.
00:41:54
Cheers.
00:41:54
Yeah, this is for love.
00:41:58
I heard in all the social media platforms that Taylor Swift got married.
00:42:02
No mention of Travis Kelsey.
00:42:05
It was Taylor Swift.
00:42:07
This isn't a Seinfeld show comment, but it's a Seinfeld joke.
00:42:10
That's why they always they they say, Will you take this man
00:42:15
so that if they're not happy with that man, they everybody
00:42:18
can just move down one and she can marry a different this man.
00:42:22
Yeah. I'm planning a wedding.
00:42:25
Since they were born, the man was the last step.
00:42:29
Okay.
00:42:31
But that was definitely tailored
00:42:33
for footing.
00:42:36
And Travis.
00:42:37
But then again, he already proposed.
00:42:39
Never mind.
00:42:41
But they're clearly trying to overshadow a big weekend. If.
00:42:45
Okay, they're hugging.
00:42:46
I think he just proposed.
00:42:49
Do you think so?
00:42:49
So it would seem an elaborate proposal, preceded by the unfurling
00:42:54
of a banner about peace and love
00:42:58
at the top of the Empire State Building
00:43:00
in the heart of midtown Manhattan on one of the hottest days of the year.
00:43:05
The serious newscaster
00:43:08
climbing without ropes, without carabiners,
00:43:12
without any kind of harness, it would seem,
00:43:16
for this elaborate sequence, a skeptic.
00:43:19
I love him, even though he sees it with his own eyes.
00:43:21
He's still he doesn't want to totally commit to the like.
00:43:25
And it would, it appears that they're not using safety harnesses.
00:43:30
I'm not a big fan of safety equipment
00:43:32
either, but I'd be pissed myself.
00:43:36
See, that's going to make it even more dangerous.
00:43:38
It's going to make it slippery for her.
00:43:40
I mean, it's slippery. I know, I know,
00:43:43
Gotti, yes.
00:43:50
But let's be clear.
00:43:52
Like you had said, you with the show does not condone this type of behavior.
00:43:55
And it always ends the same way,
00:43:58
right?
00:43:58
Well, actually, there's two ways
00:44:00
it could have ended in this way was the good way.
00:44:03
Yeah.
00:44:03
This is the only way.
00:44:04
I don't.
00:44:07
See that
00:44:08
he might be arrested when he gets married.
00:44:11
He is so proud, you know, I mean, like,
00:44:14
okay, unless they're, like completely.
00:44:17
They knew every outcome was this.
00:44:20
So they were prepared to they were prepared to pay that cost.
00:44:25
Yeah.
00:44:26
Like I was saying earlier,
00:44:28
love will make you do some crazy things.
00:44:31
Like what?
00:44:33
Well, for example,
00:44:35
I've even heard you say that you would go crazy
00:44:40
if someone threatened any of your family members
00:44:43
and I believe common sense gun laws do not matter at that point.
00:44:47
Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
00:44:49
And another reason that love is important to the show is George just got engaged.
00:45:00
I don't mean to
00:45:01
overshadow Taylor Swift's wedding,
00:45:04
which has definitely overshadowed,
00:45:07
Travis Kelsey's, but
00:45:10
what does that have to do with me?
00:45:12
We don't need you. Draw.
00:45:14
You're 45 minutes early.
00:45:16
And if, Yeah. There you go.
00:45:19
Thank you.
00:45:19
If you if you're getting married in the next three years after AT&T
00:45:23
got married, whether you think it has anything to do with you or not,
00:45:26
it will influence your marriage in some way.
00:45:28
I'm not. I'm sorry. It'll marriage.
00:45:29
It'll influence your wedding, not your marriage.
00:45:34
The best advice I got was family members
00:45:38
plan a wedding plan a marriage.
00:45:41
Oh. Very nice.
00:45:43
I like that
00:45:45
take home okay.
00:45:48
What? Sorry.
00:45:49
What for? Love, advice. That's great.
00:45:52
No, I love it when you interrupt.
00:45:55
Oh, no.
00:46:03
I did it again.
00:46:05
Yeah. That's my, My what?
00:46:07
I want her to cover all the bases so that we.
00:46:10
Because I knew we had a big show with a lot of stuff,
00:46:13
and, And so we can move on and do all the stuff.
00:46:16
We've got so much to cover. So,
00:46:20
rock n
00:46:22
let's do this.
00:46:23
When can start?
00:46:26
Not that there's nothing wrong with that,
00:46:28
is there is like, she looked like she had a bigger butt up there. Oh.
00:46:34
That was her stunt. No.
00:46:37
So you think they'll be on the talk show circuit now?
00:46:39
Starting a new.
00:46:43
It seems like it's too rewarding.
00:46:46
Do you think that God had a plan for these two
00:46:48
people?
00:46:52
Go on.
00:46:53
Dance of mostly idiots.
00:46:55
Our bodies weren't designed to grow old and die.
00:46:57
Our bodies are primitive.
00:46:58
As soon as we're past prime, we're supposed to get eaten by other animals.
00:47:03
That's the circle of life.
00:47:04
The first time you ever twisted an ankle.
00:47:07
That's how you were supposed to die.
00:47:14
Every day since has been great.
00:47:15
Thanks to sensei
00:47:18
going all the way to the handsome geriatric water buffalo.
00:47:22
Slowly shuffling around the ceremony.
00:47:27
They're getting close to the place.
00:47:30
Nature's cruel, but it's quick and efficient if played correctly.
00:47:33
You're not supposed to suffer with all survivors for a decade.
00:47:36
You're supposed to wander into a bear that.
00:47:42
God's stolen.
00:47:49
Sad. Or play a game.
00:47:55
Well, wait.
00:47:57
I'll be right back.
00:47:58
I have to go find a new chapter.
00:48:01
Maybe this is my baby.
00:48:04
Is being a baby.
00:48:08
Okay,
00:48:10
so this is a series of geography quizzes.
00:48:13
Note the differences.
00:48:22
Oh, sorry.
00:48:22
Test tone.
00:48:23
Name the ten cities from.
00:48:26
See if you can answer these.
00:48:29
No. I love it when you interrupt
00:48:31
their satellite images.
00:48:33
Three strikes and you lose.
00:48:38
You have it.
00:48:39
Do you know this one?
00:48:40
That's a vagina.
00:48:43
Hello? This isn't.
00:48:45
This isn't like Russia or Shaq row.
00:48:47
Sure. Okay.
00:48:49
Horseradish. Let it roll.
00:48:51
This is a long one.
00:48:54
Oh, wait.
00:48:54
There's a river here.
00:48:55
This is is at the teams,
00:48:59
towns, but no.
00:49:01
Is that,
00:49:05
Is that,
00:49:08
Oh, these people want, you know,
00:49:13
sorry, I just had to use that line.
00:49:15
Okay. It's here. Okay, good.
00:49:18
Why is it European?
00:49:19
Because it's. There's a big river.
00:49:22
Looks Russian. No.
00:49:24
After I'm a pond, there's always a big river.
00:49:28
He's getting closer with water.
00:49:30
West.
00:49:34
Saint Petersburg?
00:49:35
That's correct.
00:49:35
He's got it.
00:49:36
That's in Florida. That's not right.
00:49:39
Okay.
00:49:40
It was named after the original Saint Petersburg.
00:49:43
Or was it
00:49:45
this one?
00:49:47
That's just Table Mountain.
00:49:48
Cape Town, correct?
00:49:53
He's pretty good at this.
00:49:56
Number three, San Francisco.
00:49:57
You can see the Golden Gate Bridge.
00:49:58
Yeah, I kind of want to see bridges.
00:50:04
On this one,
00:50:06
while there's a lot of park, I don't know any.
00:50:09
Does anybody in the chat know these?
00:50:10
I'm horrible at geography and any little bit of geography that I used to know.
00:50:13
Google maps has ruined it.
00:50:15
Taken it away.
00:50:16
Yeah.
00:50:16
In fact, once they added the there are police ahead,
00:50:20
I pretty much don't drive without it.
00:50:22
Right.
00:50:25
Yeah.
00:50:25
I don't even know where I am right now.
00:50:29
Works.
00:50:31
Looks kind of British.
00:50:33
Oh water east.
00:50:35
Everything in a circle.
00:50:37
Looks kind of British.
00:50:39
Newcastle.
00:50:41
It is not the castle.
00:50:43
What an idiot.
00:50:44
Right on the ocean with a big port.
00:50:51
Come on.
00:50:53
Oh, did you already watch this? Obviously.
00:50:55
You know, it takes a little bit out of it.
00:50:57
There's a Dublin. Yes. Okay.
00:51:00
Well,
00:51:01
I thought it was tripling,
00:51:04
water on both sides.
00:51:08
With a river coming through the middle.
00:51:09
No, he's just saying what he thinks.
00:51:12
There's water on both sides, but that narrows it down.
00:51:16
Oh, it does,
00:51:18
it really does.
00:51:26
Looks European.
00:51:31
It looks okay.
00:51:32
It kind of looks like Amsterdam.
00:51:33
It's not Amsterdam.
00:51:35
Oh, I see the bridge going is a Copenhagen.
00:51:37
Yes, actually, the little tunnel bridge thing that's going to.
00:51:40
So these are places that you don't need to know unless you're going there.
00:51:44
Yeah. You can see all the patties okay.
00:51:47
Next one.
00:51:47
Yeah.
00:51:47
This the nature of trivia is you don't need to do this in there.
00:51:51
It's kind of would it be on the beach.
00:51:56
Okay.
00:51:57
This is number eight.
00:51:59
I watched a lot of this guy's videos.
00:52:02
Water on one side is geography.
00:52:06
Like I, I pinpointed geography does a lot of different topics.
00:52:10
He did he, he did the moons of the solar system.
00:52:15
He did artifacts, including the intricate the roof mechanism.
00:52:20
But, there's two more.
00:52:22
Yeah, that doesn't look like.
00:52:23
So that was impressive.
00:52:25
This is also a geography quiz.
00:52:29
Well, hold on a second.
00:52:30
This is the whatever podcast, and it's popsicle time.
00:52:33
Yeah.
00:52:36
Conference beside.
00:52:40
What?
00:52:40
Why are we pause
00:52:43
countries besides the US?
00:52:45
Besides the other countries countries, countries, country countries, country,
00:52:51
country, country, country, country, country, country.
00:52:56
Cut cut cut cut cut.
00:52:58
Countries besides the USA. Starting with you.
00:53:00
Texas.
00:53:02
Mexico. England.
00:53:05
Israel region. Two more countries.
00:53:09
Wrong.
00:53:10
Europe.
00:53:12
I also have to say, I don't,
00:53:15
like continents.
00:53:16
How many continents are there?
00:53:17
No. Texas? Two. That's next.
00:53:20
So just to be clear, she said,
00:53:24
Israel, she said Israel.
00:53:27
And that's that's a country.
00:53:29
No, Europe. Europe.
00:53:32
That's a little messed up.
00:53:35
I also have to say, I don't know, Texas to.
00:53:38
Yeah. The state I'll give her.
00:53:40
Yeah. It's kind of it's own country.
00:53:42
How many continents are there or there it is.
00:53:47
See. But I would accept six,
00:53:49
7 or 9.
00:53:53
Name one and I can prove all three of them.
00:53:56
Don't make me.
00:53:57
We did it on a different show.
00:53:58
I'll do it again.
00:54:00
I know, I know, continent, Russia.
00:54:03
They they do the planets, too.
00:54:04
And and they should accept 8 or 9.
00:54:08
It's so embarrassing that I watch this live.
00:54:10
Is border the USA.
00:54:13
So, I like the whatever podcast.
00:54:15
I was trying to find a compilation of the dumbest answers they've gotten,
00:54:19
and this was as close as I could come.
00:54:22
With geography being the theme over how many states in the USA?
00:54:27
What is it, 57 or something?
00:54:30
Yeah, she got it. Totally nailed it right out of the gate.
00:54:32
Wife and I coming back from a tropical island doesn't matter where
00:54:36
going through customs.
00:54:37
Ask a couple questions.
00:54:39
They get to, I think is the second or third question.
00:54:41
How many states are there in the United States?
00:54:45
Please tell me what you think, my wife answered.
00:54:49
He said 5252
00:54:53
I know she did.
00:54:55
In what is the capital of the USA?
00:54:57
Jemma of the USA? Yeah,
00:55:01
Stalin
00:55:03
the thing. Yeah, that is Stalin.
00:55:05
The the thing about women brains
00:55:09
is they don't work.
00:55:12
By the way.
00:55:17
And they must have been a woman.
00:55:18
And I don't listen to women yelling.
00:55:19
I tell them to shut up
00:55:22
like British Columbia.
00:55:24
It's like, okay, so here's a tip.
00:55:27
If you're a freaking moron, don't laugh at the moron next to you
00:55:32
right?
00:55:34
Name three countries besides the USA, starting with, you know,
00:55:38
USA start wasn't the USA brides the USA starting with trees.
00:55:43
Besides countries, three countries, three countries, three countries, the countries
00:55:49
besides the countries, countries, countries, countries besides the USA.
00:55:53
Starting with you countries beside.
00:55:56
Sorry I was distracted.
00:55:58
I forgot we were doing a show for a second.
00:56:01
Okay, that's all right.
00:56:02
From its satellite image you'll need to say both countries
00:56:05
get ten right before you get three.
00:56:07
This is Texas.
00:56:09
Number one, if you can do any of this,
00:56:11
that's part of an outline of a united state or a country.
00:56:15
I'm sorry I missed the question.
00:56:17
Or about any.
00:56:20
Can I name the border from its satellite image?
00:56:23
So it could be anything.
00:56:24
It's an international border that is, cheese it that I chewed part of.
00:56:30
Yeah.
00:56:30
Correct.
00:56:33
If you never hit play, it will never end.
00:56:35
Correct.
00:56:36
Oh, and you have to name both of them. I'm out.
00:56:39
So I'm an idiot.
00:56:40
And geography is one of my worst suited topics.
00:56:44
And for that reason, we just watched a clip where two women
00:56:47
said, Texas is a country.
00:56:52
Roll a clip.
00:56:52
Great.
00:56:53
I can answer all those.
00:56:54
I just I can't play this game about.
00:56:58
I love this game.
00:56:59
I can't either,
00:57:01
but this guy wants practice
00:57:04
desert country with
00:57:06
some water.
00:57:07
He talks his way to the answer.
00:57:10
He's stalling Iran.
00:57:13
Correct.
00:57:13
What's the Caspian? Yeah, I didn't even know that was a country.
00:57:20
But I hopefully we're getting smarter by watching.
00:57:22
Right. And Lake Chad at the bottom. So sorry. What?
00:57:25
I missed that part. This is his hobby.
00:57:27
He likes doing this.
00:57:28
This is fun for him, for.
00:57:33
Oh, this one should be obvious.
00:57:35
What did he say?
00:57:40
We get to it.
00:57:43
Oh, was that Niger
00:57:46
is a Chad?
00:57:47
Niger okay.
00:57:49
Yeah.
00:57:49
Remember for.
00:57:53
Next clave
00:57:54
Indonesia and Timor-Leste the correct.
00:57:57
I've never even heard of Timor rusty in my life
00:58:00
looks Arabian so looks Arabian.
00:58:03
Why is that's the most racist thing I've ever seen?
00:58:06
Because why?
00:58:08
It looks Arabian
00:58:11
desert. Desert?
00:58:13
That's right. Yeah,
00:58:15
that's not racist.
00:58:19
Oh, is it Yemen?
00:58:22
I'm sorry.
00:58:23
Yemen and Oman. Correct.
00:58:24
Oman?
00:58:26
Yeah, he was right.
00:58:27
Oh, man. This is six seven.
00:58:32
Okay.
00:58:32
It's definitely Europe.
00:58:33
Oh, he's got to get this one.
00:58:35
Why is it definitely Europe?
00:58:38
It's because of the Pax Europe.
00:58:42
Like, not one neighborhood looks planned.
00:58:44
It looks like it just happened over the last thousands of years.
00:58:46
Is that what he means?
00:58:47
Yes, that is exactly, exactly.
00:58:49
American cities.
00:58:51
Look grid like six mile by six mile township squares.
00:58:55
Grids. Yeah, yeah.
00:58:58
Or farms,
00:59:00
which weirdly, when you fly over, certain of they look, they look around.
00:59:04
It's only like
00:59:04
I always think those little diamonds in the middle of the circles
00:59:07
isn't that wasted farmland or something. Why are they round?
00:59:10
Because it's in the mountains.
00:59:11
If I owned a farm, I would never make it round.
00:59:15
Round for another round trip.
00:59:16
Andorra's in the mountains.
00:59:20
Is that the.
00:59:21
That's at the top. It's gonna be the bottom.
00:59:22
Luxembourg in France, correct.
00:59:24
Oh, you got seven.
00:59:30
That's the penis to Nicaragua. Is.
00:59:32
There's water on both sides and it looks like a penis.
00:59:35
That has to be Nicaragua.
00:59:36
So Nicaragua, Costa Rica, what do you see?
00:59:40
Number eight looks African.
00:59:44
Looks like an African penis.
00:59:47
It's got to be Nicaragua or jungle.
00:59:50
It could be South America, but jungle.
00:59:52
Wow, this guy is right on it.
00:59:54
It looks jungly. So they have to be black.
00:59:56
It's gotta be in South Africa or South America.
00:59:58
It's not.
00:59:59
I mean, sorry, not South.
01:00:00
Everyone was way off round top border.
01:00:04
Sierra a penis guinea.
01:00:06
Correct.
01:00:06
Oh, you get to fence number nine.
01:00:10
Guinea. Yeah, it's a flat line.
01:00:13
What in the world?
01:00:16
It's.
01:00:17
What in the world? Oh, he.
01:00:19
He call him, you know where in the world is draw.
01:00:24
Yeah.
01:00:25
Well, this boy called in the flight down in
01:00:30
Dunedin.
01:00:30
Are you going to say about it?
01:00:33
Is that explain to tell the story.
01:00:36
It's a drop like that clears up where he's been.
01:00:40
But the loudest thing about him is the closet that he's in.
01:00:44
Well, tell me when I like little naughty stranger Dr.
01:00:48
Drew. Yo, Jiro.
01:00:51
Really? Driveway.
01:00:52
I always gibber you and your man. Me?
01:00:57
Oh, I'm really good.
01:00:59
Oh, it's good man. Me.
01:01:02
Have you arrived?
01:01:02
Are you not somewhere yet?
01:01:05
No. I've been here for, like a week.
01:01:09
Oh, really?
01:01:10
Because the shows I've been going on for an hour.
01:01:12
I did an hour show for a week one time.
01:01:15
Yeah, I've been here
01:01:17
for, like.
01:01:20
So you're based hammered.
01:01:22
Okay, so it's Monday.
01:01:24
It's it's night time.
01:01:26
It's, it's now July in case you went up there before that.
01:01:30
I know where he is.
01:01:33
Did you let me see your,
01:01:35
Do you have a volleyball with blood on it?
01:01:38
No, I,
01:01:40
I, what's it about? Third.
01:01:42
Third week, I believe we're going.
01:01:48
Spalding.
01:01:48
So in the where in the world? You're in the same place.
01:01:50
So you're, Up.
01:01:52
You're up.
01:01:53
Wait, did we even. Do we play last week?
01:01:55
I don't remember.
01:01:57
You're up, you're up.
01:01:58
Thank you. I'm glad you caught that.
01:02:01
Up where? I'm
01:02:07
Tip of your penis.
01:02:09
Sorry.
01:02:10
You're up your penis.
01:02:12
And since we don't have anything that's close enough,
01:02:17
our closest
01:02:19
relative is going to be how our city.
01:02:23
And so here is the Ottawa City rep.
01:02:25
This is oh cow city.
01:02:28
We're going to cut over to rubble so I can hear it as 1800 resident.
01:02:33
It in a nice go county.
01:02:36
And they have this go to 48763.
01:02:41
They have the school that oh boss area schools
01:02:45
and they have Gateway Park.
01:02:48
They have the towers. They. Yes, indeed.
01:02:51
And not sub hotels.
01:02:53
Oh yes.
01:02:53
Yes, they have the towers and yum yum yum.
01:03:00
They have the Tower City Shoreline Park
01:03:02
and the tower meeting the City of Commerce website.
01:03:05
Company.
01:03:06
They have the Iosco County Historical Society
01:03:10
and it's a small town in Michigan.
01:03:13
This is a proper about Tower City, Michigan.
01:03:16
How about Citizen Mesh again, this is a rap about Tower City, Michigan,
01:03:22
a small town that has a tower worth area schools.
01:03:28
This is a proper and that's where it starts over.
01:03:31
Wow, that one was great.
01:03:33
Beautiful.
01:03:34
That was still a bit north and around the crux of the
01:03:38
some of it, but it wasn't a a fourth.
01:03:42
It's absolutely not I don't know, I get what you're saying.
01:03:44
Up in North, up and north.
01:03:47
No, it was kind of like a weird fortunate thing. Right.
01:03:49
So did you guys have power issues at home or what?
01:03:52
Not a bit.
01:03:55
Because, our power went out according to,
01:03:57
my my device at home.
01:04:02
The the on and off on the third, but it went officially off
01:04:05
at 330 on the fourth.
01:04:07
It just got turned back on today.
01:04:09
So, we lost power. We just.
01:04:13
So we just stayed up here, I don't know. Yeah.
01:04:15
You can work from home.
01:04:16
I was working from home from this week,
01:04:18
and then I just took a half day anyway, so, Yeah, hanging out, drinking beer.
01:04:23
Oh. Standard vacation.
01:04:29
Sure.
01:04:30
Nice.
01:04:32
That was much, good.
01:04:35
Yeah. That is very talented.
01:04:37
He's beautiful, I love him, I love him,
01:04:41
I enjoy, I have a deep admiration in your monologue.
01:04:46
You like, you focus on.
01:04:49
Once I got my situation right,
01:04:53
I did.
01:04:54
I don't you reference well, about.
01:04:56
You know, I don't know you almost like you almost wanted to say that you loved him.
01:05:01
I didn't talk about. Well, one iota.
01:05:03
You reference, you have reference 100%, reference free will.
01:05:07
That's what next week.
01:05:08
Unflattering.
01:05:09
That's way over against your will.
01:05:13
I said against your will.
01:05:14
But his name is.
01:05:17
I didn't mention him.
01:05:19
I. I used his name as the word that
01:05:24
we're talking about. You know, friends.
01:05:26
Yeah.
01:05:27
You know, devoted friendship.
01:05:29
And you didn't say love, but you were.
01:05:33
And you reference Will 100%.
01:05:36
Did not
01:05:39
already.
01:05:39
Well, when we do the, when we do the rap, when we do the.
01:05:43
Whatever happened to that?
01:05:44
I rap of the monologue.
01:05:46
The monologue rap. Next week I yeah, we don't do.
01:05:48
Yeah.
01:05:49
We lost the, the capability of doing that.
01:05:53
50 Mr..
01:05:55
We lost. You will do it.
01:05:58
Okay.
01:06:01
Wills by wills in jail to
01:06:04
leave.
01:06:04
You love your friend.
01:06:07
Yes. You should.
01:06:09
I love people I haven't even met yet.
01:06:10
Just because musicians.
01:06:12
How gay do you think that is?
01:06:14
No, no, that's got some conditions to it.
01:06:17
That scene in, in V for vendetta, that'll.
01:06:21
That'll make me.
01:06:22
That'll make me tear up a little bit
01:06:25
when they read the letter that they'll find from some other prisoner.
01:06:27
Just like Will's writing a letter just like that right now.
01:06:31
Wrapping it up in toilet paper, putting it in.
01:06:32
I wrote a letter today or, on his behalf
01:06:37
to the, the judge or magistrate, whoever it was in charge of his,
01:06:43
half.
01:06:44
You could even write him a whole letter.
01:06:46
You wrote them on your behalf.
01:06:48
Yeah.
01:06:49
And last, write him a whole ass
01:06:52
trying to say, yeah, show some leniency
01:06:56
and give them rehab instead of prison.
01:07:00
Yeah, they do write on toilet paper.
01:07:02
Like they haven't tried that before.
01:07:04
Well, five of us did it.
01:07:06
Me? My wife hates his ass.
01:07:09
I can't legally, that counts as one.
01:07:12
You guys are one illegal entity. When you got married.
01:07:14
Yeah, I know, but.
01:07:15
And and we mailed it in the same envelope.
01:07:18
Yeah. Oh, so you got one. You didn't.
01:07:20
You weren't successful. You failed.
01:07:23
Quite possibly, but we had different things to say.
01:07:27
No, 100%. You failed.
01:07:30
How do you know this? Well,
01:07:32
we I don't like because George wrote
01:07:34
ten letters telling him to keep them in their the.
01:07:38
We love drugs and alcohol.
01:07:40
I don't know, he loves drinking and driving.
01:07:42
He loves endangering himself.
01:07:44
He loves hindering his family. He loves it.
01:07:47
Most mysterious act in the universe.
01:07:49
And you don't even do you? Lie down.
01:07:52
I'm devoted.
01:07:53
Your eyes.
01:07:53
Oh, the sleep, love and drink.
01:07:56
Drink yourself and then you vanish.
01:07:59
I'll drink to that.
01:08:00
Not your body, not your breath, but you.
01:08:03
The one who thinks, worries, plans,
01:08:07
remembers, simply disappears.
01:08:10
And here's what will disturb you.
01:08:12
You have absolutely no idea where you got a hold on for the.
01:08:16
To be absolutely clear, you've already disturbed me.
01:08:18
So right when you surrender, you should be disturbed.
01:08:22
You will dissolve into something so profound, so utterly
01:08:26
beyond your daily understanding that if you truly grasp what happens,
01:08:30
you never take consciousness for granted again.
01:08:33
That we've been conditioned to treat this daily
01:08:35
death and resurrection as ordinary.
01:08:39
How fascinating that the most extraordinary
01:08:42
journey you'll ever take happens every single night,
01:08:45
and you've been sleepwalking through it your entire life.
01:08:48
As a pun, let's begin with something rather unsettling.
01:08:52
Every evening you already did.
01:08:54
You're under the second thing already.
01:08:56
I don't trust this guy.
01:08:57
If his conversational logic doesn't even make sense, then how is his
01:09:01
philosophical logic supposed to make sense?
01:09:05
The sewage moves, Alan walks, so don't worry.
01:09:08
I'm sure he's a genius.
01:09:10
He just said he would like to start with something after he's already been talking
01:09:13
for a full two minutes. I'm being precise.
01:09:16
Think about it.
01:09:17
What you call yourself this chattering,
01:09:20
thinking, experiencing, being willingly steps into oblivion.
01:09:25
You see, we've become so accustomed to this nice living out of Irving's
01:09:29
concern that we've stopped noticing how extraordinary it is.
01:09:34
Your thoughts stop, your sense of time
01:09:36
evaporates, your precious identity.
01:09:39
All those opinions, memories and concerns you clutched
01:09:42
so tightly simply dissolves.
01:09:46
And yet
01:09:47
somehow, mysteriously, something continues.
01:09:52
Something that isn't quite you, but isn't quite not you either.
01:09:56
It's as if every night you're given
01:09:59
a demonstration of what the Buddhists call the void, that space of pure
01:10:03
being the but exists when the ego takes a holiday.
01:10:07
But here's what's truly fascinating we treat this daily miracle
01:10:10
as though it were nothing more than maintenance,
01:10:14
like charging a battery or fragmenting a computer.
01:10:17
How wonderfully we've managed to make the mystical, mundane.
01:10:21
But is now that what it is to examine this disappearing act more closely,
01:10:27
what exactly vanishes when you fall asleep?
01:10:30
Your name doesn't matter anymore.
01:10:32
Your job,
01:10:33
your relationships, your endless to do lists gone.
01:10:38
All those things you think define you simply.
01:10:41
I do some of my to do list person who was worried about tomorrow's meeting,
01:10:45
who remembered yesterday's conversation, who has opinions about politics
01:10:49
and preferences about coffee that entire construction just stops.
01:10:54
It's the most complete forgetting imaginable.
01:10:57
And yet, curiously,
01:10:59
you don't experience this as loss or death.
01:11:03
There's no sense of tragedy and deep sleep,
01:11:06
no mourning for the vanished self. Why?
01:11:10
Because the one who could mourn has also disappeared.
01:11:13
This is what I find deliciously paradoxical.
01:11:16
Every night you prove that you can exist perfectly well without being yourself.
01:11:22
In fact, you might say you exist more, purely, more.
01:11:25
Essentially, when all the psychological furniture has been cleared away
01:11:30
the prison.
01:11:30
But here's the uncomfortable question this raises if you can be
01:11:34
so completely without your identity every single night,
01:11:37
what does that tell us about the reality of this identity you defend?
01:11:41
So fiercely during the day?
01:11:43
Is less than hash zero five hash is greater than.
01:11:46
Could it be that what you think you is that, Or.
01:11:51
What's that?
01:11:53
But hash is greater than zero.
01:11:54
What does that mean?
01:11:56
It's five hash.
01:11:59
Or what?
01:12:01
Baby Alice with you, I really
01:12:03
it takes me a little bit of time to understand what he was saying.
01:12:06
You know what I mean?
01:12:08
We definitely know more clearly.
01:12:10
More essentially, when all the psychological furniture
01:12:13
has been cleared away.
01:12:15
But here's the uncomfortable question this raises
01:12:18
if you can be so completely without your identity every single night,
01:12:22
what does that tell us about the reality of this identity
01:12:25
you defend so fiercely during the day?
01:12:28
Is less than hash zero five hash is greater than.
01:12:31
Could it be that what you think you are is far more optional?
01:12:35
And you've been led to believe, I don't know.
01:12:37
Now we arrive at something truly puzzling.
01:12:39
During your waking hours, there's always this sense of someone watching.
01:12:44
Isn't the observer behind your eyes?
01:12:47
Say what?
01:12:48
Yeah, I don't you.
01:12:50
I don't,
01:12:51
I don't experience I don't want to say what a witness to your thoughts, Philip.
01:12:56
Your constant preserver.
01:12:58
No, I, I cannot separate or distinguish
01:13:02
difference between myself and an observer. No.
01:13:06
Right.
01:13:07
You are the observer, right?
01:13:09
No, no.
01:13:11
Yes, but I don't refer to him in the third person in who never seems to see.
01:13:15
Right.
01:13:16
You just might call it consciousness awareness, or simply I.
01:13:21
This watcher is so persistent, so reliable that you've probably never questioned.
01:13:27
It's permanent.
01:13:28
I highly disagree with the reliable part.
01:13:32
It's there when you're happy, there when you're sad.
01:13:35
They're when you're bored that when you're excited.
01:13:38
The one constant in your ever changing experience.
01:13:42
But then
01:13:43
okay, so I misunderstood.
01:13:45
I thought he meant with the information that is providing.
01:13:47
I didn't realize he meant just the availability.
01:13:50
Sleep arrives and this eternal observer,
01:13:54
this supposedly permanent witness,
01:13:57
simply isn't not unconscious.
01:14:00
That would imply something is there to be unconscious, not absent.
01:14:04
That would suggest the place from which it's missing.
01:14:07
It's more mysterious than that.
01:14:09
The watcher itself dissolves into the watching.
01:14:13
What does this mean?
01:14:15
Well, it suggests something
01:14:17
rather revolutionary about the nature of consciousness itself.
01:14:21
Perhaps this observer you think you are isn't quite as solid,
01:14:25
as permanent, as fundamental as you've been assuming.
01:14:29
Maybe consciousness isn't something you have,
01:14:32
but something you temporarily appear in, like a wave appearing in the ocean.
01:14:37
And when sleep comes, the wave subsides back into the ocean.
01:14:41
But the ocean itself that remains.
01:14:45
The question is, what is this ocean
01:14:47
is less than hash zero five hashes greater than.
01:14:51
But wait.
01:14:53
He said it again.
01:14:55
Those guys I know my mom is not a Greek particle coding cosmology.
01:15:00
This French fry man
01:15:02
greater than hash.
01:15:04
I mean, what
01:15:06
it seems like the alcohol has something to do with it.
01:15:10
It's like greater than, less than hash.
01:15:12
What?
01:15:16
He's just I mean, I, I think I think those have,
01:15:19
but I think in the text
01:15:22
that the AI voice was reading this from
01:15:25
just has a greater than symbol and a hash mark and a less than symbol.
01:15:30
And so he just pronounces the, the characters.
01:15:36
And no one edited it.
01:15:37
It out.
01:15:39
We had nothing about it, man.
01:15:42
Okay, I think I've gotten to the bottom of it.
01:15:45
I don't know, maybe it's to the 10th, to the power, to the nth power.
01:15:49
No. Exactly. Okay.
01:15:53
Right.
01:15:54
Maybe it's
01:15:56
maybe it's a level of, study in religion that we just won't understand.
01:16:00
Do you think maybe sleep aids or whatever they're calling it?
01:16:03
Our slightly part of whatever happens, possibly after you die,
01:16:07
before you're born?
01:16:10
I didn't exist before I was born.
01:16:15
Are you sure?
01:16:15
Because we just watched a video.
01:16:16
The claims that you may not exist at all.
01:16:18
At least how you think you do physics.
01:16:22
A lot of physics says that time, like everything, exists all at once.
01:16:27
Are you kidding me?
01:16:28
I can't play the Death the Buddhist Monk video because it wants to verify my age.
01:16:33
It thinks
01:16:35
you got to sign into a platform or, it's YouTube.
01:16:38
Well, that's fine, because which one is it?
01:16:40
Is it one of the. Is it?
01:16:41
That's not one that shows up
01:16:43
because I found the one that's unedited that actually shows it.
01:16:47
No, that one,
01:16:48
because you can see I mean, one's going to be safe for Rumble anyway.
01:16:51
The second one's just more of like, clip show footage.
01:16:54
So I can play the actual footage, but it's blurred out.
01:16:59
We edit it.
01:17:02
Yeah, this was just this aftermath, but there's motherfucking car wreck.
01:17:05
I'm going to like,
01:17:08
12, 15 talking monks just walking down the side of the road.
01:17:11
And, apparently was a
01:17:15
teen boy.
01:17:16
I don't know, the motherfucker was 11.
01:17:18
Yeah.
01:17:20
But how many monks and he don't know how that works?
01:17:25
I don't know, they're older.
01:17:27
They typically.
01:17:28
This is in Thailand, I think.
01:17:29
And they typically like to rate things older than they normally are.
01:17:32
That's why they fuck 13.
01:17:33
I mean,
01:17:37
it's a matter better.
01:17:39
I'm behind my
01:17:41
11 year old.
01:17:42
They're not I mean, I don't understand what.
01:17:47
No, no, no, she was a teenager again.
01:17:49
Like like intentionally or accidentally.
01:17:52
I'm assuming accidentally, but 11 year old, right.
01:17:55
I it just sounds intentional regardless, doesn't it?
01:17:59
Well, yeah, there's kind of if they can't consent to things, then they can't drive.
01:18:03
Yeah. I don't know if you're at 11.
01:18:05
Are you even tall enough to see where you're driving?
01:18:07
Oh, I accidentally got in the car and sped down the road
01:18:11
at a high rate of speed and crashed into things.
01:18:12
I mean, that's none of that.
01:18:13
No, I was
01:18:14
I was saying like, was it like I'm going to go hit some monks today, or was it
01:18:18
just an 11 year old driving poorly was what most I don't think
01:18:21
seven year old intentionally attempting to hit monks,
01:18:25
but at the same time, I don't know why it's traveling as fast.
01:18:27
I mean, he's
01:18:28
he's whipping down this fucking road and there ain't nothing down the road
01:18:31
except some monks traveling down the side of it.
01:18:33
Yeah, the whole road. The whole road to himself.
01:18:35
But he decides to just switch.
01:18:37
Don't you feel the same way there?
01:18:39
Like about 16 again?
01:18:41
I don't think he could see.
01:18:43
Don't you feel the same way, then? About bike lanes?
01:18:45
Should they been on the sidewalk? It's kind of their own fault, right?
01:18:48
I mean, it's in Thailand. I don't think there's sidewalk
01:18:52
like, this is a different story here.
01:18:54
I don't think they even care in Thailand.
01:18:56
You know. Oh.
01:19:00
In Thailand. Right.
01:19:01
I keep thinking that right.
01:19:03
Island.
01:19:04
Yeah. Why?
01:19:06
If anything, isn't this, like, what do monks believe in?
01:19:09
Isn't this, like, look, you know,
01:19:11
if I'm
01:19:13
loving kindness.
01:19:17
Yeah.
01:19:17
Very forgiving to kind of go going, like, maybe you got a wrong.
01:19:20
Or do you think this is like the Satan going, like, Knock it off.
01:19:24
You're getting it right. Knock it off.
01:19:26
I don't think God's a puppet master.
01:19:27
I think he created the system that everything kind of, you know,
01:19:30
lives in under its own systems rules.
01:19:34
And I don't think he exists.
01:19:37
And you cannot, like, lay down
01:19:38
in the middle of a freeway and not expect to get hit by a truck.
01:19:42
That's not what they were doing there.
01:19:43
Obviously, it's the 11 year olds fault.
01:19:45
This is a I'm not comparing divine intervention.
01:19:53
I think I recognize of the
01:19:56
existence of a divine entity.
01:19:59
So we might as well just carry on as if
01:20:03
we don't think the made up stuff is real.
01:20:10
I mean, right,
01:20:10
well is that a body in the engine compartment.
01:20:13
Probably. It's both pieces. Yeah.
01:20:15
I'm sure that's why someone was once pressed up
01:20:18
that 11 year old's truck.
01:20:23
Let's think.
01:20:23
Okay.
01:20:25
Those monks.
01:20:26
Oh, that 11 year old, a new truck.
01:20:27
Yeah, we've got the actual video when we go to remote schools and stuff.
01:20:32
Oh, okay.
01:20:34
I also have a breaking news.
01:20:35
An influencer I've never heard of.
01:20:38
Dreamed up three.
01:20:45
This just in, from Myanmar,
01:20:48
driving her Lamborghini, dream girl influencer.
01:20:54
21 year old, internet influencer.
01:20:57
Dreamed up Bri was shot to death.
01:21:01
Now, if you're gonna pay
01:21:02
$1 million for a carton of be bulletproof,
01:21:06
I don't know, I feel like if your name is whatever you just said, I.
01:21:09
I almost feel like you deserve to get shot at least once, not kill.
01:21:13
Not, you know.
01:21:14
Yeah.
01:21:14
I've never shot, but, she died to sent.
01:21:20
Names.
01:21:20
Names like that
01:21:22
50 cent.
01:21:23
You deserve to be shot, screamed Albury.
01:21:25
Yeah, you should be deserved to be shot 6 to 9 times, depending
01:21:28
on which, newspaper you're 69 times.
01:21:32
Yep, yep, 69 times.
01:21:35
Newspaper said five times, but he says nine.
01:21:38
I don't know.
01:21:39
I mean, he's got the bullet wounds.
01:21:40
I don't. So.
01:21:41
Right. Yeah.
01:21:42
Let's count this card.
01:21:45
Let's count the cards.
01:21:47
Many New Yorkers were outraged at Miss Merrick near me.
01:21:52
Her democratic socialist mayor, Mom Mamdani, said this about America
01:21:58
fed this.
01:21:58
She got real lisp there at the end.
01:22:02
America, aka this about America.
01:22:05
Democratic socialist mayor Mamdani said this about America,
01:22:10
said this America, in their view, is an arena of supremacy.
01:22:14
He's really short, right?
01:22:17
Let's get this a telephone book to sit on.
01:22:20
Jeez. Yeah.
01:22:21
We're only a select few are allowed. Freedom.
01:22:23
We see the wealthiest country in the history.
01:22:26
And don't let anybody stand up
01:22:28
by any of them.
01:22:31
Man, can I take it one more children go to sleep hungry while the world's
01:22:35
first trillionaire. Hungry for more.
01:22:38
We see monopolies dominate every industry.
01:22:41
And oligarchs who buy elections.
01:22:44
We see masked agents terrorizing our streets, eating food
01:22:47
cooked by our undocumented neighbors before spiriting them away in unmarked
01:22:51
vans.
01:22:52
Division is the oldest trick in politics, and the smart they get fed first
01:22:56
before they run again, because then nobody's going to be looting.
01:22:58
250 years ago, the forces of division
01:23:02
have been vanquished by the forces of progress.
01:23:05
Right?
01:23:06
It's just justice,
01:23:09
trace.
01:23:09
What a frankly disheartening narrative.
01:23:12
Why are we watching two really horrifying commentary
01:23:15
to make ahead of our nation's 250th Independence Day?
01:23:18
Celebrate that guy in the middle.
01:23:19
We gather from the conversation with a friend of mine who's a Democrat
01:23:23
who does not like President Trump, but makes it very clear that she does
01:23:26
very much love this country.
01:23:28
And that's kind of
01:23:29
where they're missing the boat here, because he says this, this whole concept.
01:23:32
I like his analogy, talking about having this debate
01:23:34
on the country to make it really evident that we don't like the president.
01:23:38
We are against everything.
01:23:39
And that's not the case.
01:23:40
And what mom Donnie is doing here
01:23:42
is trying to say that this country is not good enough.
01:23:44
He's trying to say that instead of everybody getting the same opportunities,
01:23:48
he wants everybody to get the same outcome.
01:23:50
And that's the shooter.
01:23:51
They can both be right.
01:23:52
That's it really is.
01:23:53
And so I think we as a country need to look at the woman in Massachusetts
01:23:58
who said, hey,
01:23:59
this is not about not decorating our booth down at the Great State Fair.
01:24:03
This is about coming together as a country.
01:24:05
If you want to stand and fight and make the country better,
01:24:08
stand and fight, but don't seriously know why we're watching this.
01:24:14
And something's going to happen.
01:24:15
America.
01:24:19
Is it because we're celebrating America
01:24:20
with a complete socialist who's an outright socialist and
01:24:25
he says that there's not enough money there and the tax base is too high.
01:24:29
So in order to fix that, he's going to raise the taxes.
01:24:32
Don't bash America as a way of thinking.
01:24:35
This is the way that we can really
01:24:39
and you know, how you create create slumlords.
01:24:42
You make it impossible to make money
01:24:45
from a building to the point where they'll either abandon it or
01:24:49
just they have what they he locked the rent,
01:24:52
but cost to go up to run the building and energy costs.
01:24:56
That's not fair.
01:24:57
That's not right. It's not.
01:24:59
That's, socialism for you.
01:25:03
I think socialism works great under 100 people.
01:25:05
Once you get more than 100 people, it falls in on itself.
01:25:08
And then, not to mention corruption,
01:25:11
who need our power and what we want to achieve.
01:25:14
They're going farther and farther.
01:25:16
How much does he make, by the way?
01:25:18
There and farther left.
01:25:19
And the hate keeps going up, up and up.
01:25:21
And it it is disappointing even to Democrats.
01:25:25
And what a shame, Kelly, that it's the situations that the public
01:25:29
that has to remind our elected officials to be proud of your state
01:25:33
and proud of your country, regardless of which party is in charge.
01:25:36
That's right. And we need more.
01:25:38
John Fetterman is calling out this socialism and sewer mom.
01:25:41
Donna, I have never heard that in all of politics.
01:25:44
We need more John Fetterman's Hello, goodbye.
01:25:49
Good night.
01:25:50
Let's start the show. Good night
01:25:53
with John Fetterman.
01:25:54
That's the first time I have seen those comments when you played them, Emily.
01:25:57
And it makes me angry.
01:25:59
It makes me angry to see someone who took advantage of the American dream.
01:26:02
Who's a recipient.
01:26:03
Donny and his family country and is the absence of the greatest.
01:26:08
She looks tan in that yellow highlighter dress, though,
01:26:11
while she's actually holding a highlighter.
01:26:13
City in our country, the biggest beacon of freedom.
01:26:16
There's always something.
01:26:18
It's an accessory. She's not highlighting anything
01:26:21
like that.
01:26:22
And the fact that there was this city before this, oh, I stand corrected.
01:26:26
I can see things highlighted
01:26:29
in you.
01:26:31
Oh, yeah, I was wrong.
01:26:33
I'm stupid. You're smart,
01:26:36
I was wrong.
01:26:37
You were right.
01:26:39
You're the best.
01:26:40
I'm the worst.
01:26:41
You're very good looking.
01:26:44
I'm not attractive. All right?
01:26:47
As long as you're willing to admit that no
01:26:49
Statue of Liberty stands, fails to understand.
01:26:52
Liberty fails to understand that this is a beacon of freedom.
01:26:56
That when the world didn't have a place
01:26:58
where you could celebrate free, free from an autocrat or a king,
01:27:02
many New Yorkers were outraged after it looks like a motionless
01:27:05
mayor mom, Donny from Downey has even the Muppets name.
01:27:10
America is an arena of supremacy.
01:27:13
We're only a select few are allowed freedom.
01:27:15
We see the wealthiest country in the history of the world speed it up.
01:27:18
Because when we're children,
01:27:19
go to sleep hungry while the world's first trillionaire hungers for more.
01:27:24
We see monopolies dominate every industry.
01:27:27
We see massive.
01:27:29
Oh, it started over.
01:27:30
I couldn't hear his words.
01:27:32
Salad just blends in. I had no idea.
01:27:35
When.
01:27:37
When George finally settles into a location,
01:27:41
I would like to play the interview.
01:27:45
Oh, wait, we got to skip that one for.
01:27:47
We got to save that one for Rumble.
01:27:48
That's that's, animal abuse.
01:27:52
I've been settled.
01:27:55
Oh, well, you were moving around.
01:27:56
Okay.
01:27:57
Yeah, I'm going to go and special.
01:28:00
If I play the interview, then, though, you're going to leave.
01:28:03
Okay.
01:28:05
I agree to those terms.
01:28:07
We're not even halfway done. You're 51.
01:28:10
If I leave, you promise not to play the interview?
01:28:15
No. You got me till 1230.
01:28:17
I've got an hour.
01:28:19
Give me the interview.
01:28:21
I'm moving around.
01:28:23
Let's get prepared. This,
01:28:25
Okay.
01:28:26
Oh, a little before we watch this, my my cameraman,
01:28:32
she chose her, stage name is Janet.
01:28:37
Okay. She's not Janet.
01:28:39
Should, It's,
01:28:42
she she told me her name was for purposes of the show.
01:28:45
Was Janet.
01:28:47
Janet.
01:28:48
And, and she recorded this on my tablet
01:28:52
and holding my tablet up for a couple minutes.
01:28:56
Shouldn't be that difficult, but she's a lot shorter than me.
01:29:00
You should also take your shirt.
01:29:02
Maybe a little,
01:29:03
and wipe that lens before.
01:29:05
Otherwise, you're gonna look like you're in a frosted fog and.
01:29:08
Oh, well, it gets worse because she focuses on the phone
01:29:12
that I have on speaker.
01:29:14
And, like, that's not how you film
01:29:17
an interview, but, oh, really?
01:29:19
You're going to call interviews?
01:29:22
Yes, this is my interview and I'm going to critique it.
01:29:25
Well, remember the the taco video
01:29:28
from earlier making tacos out of the truck?
01:29:31
You were Chuck.
01:29:33
He ducks to stay in frame.
01:29:35
That's what I'm doing the entire time.
01:29:37
And after about two minutes, I have to keep getting lower because
01:29:41
her or her.
01:29:42
Yeah.
01:29:43
Oh, good. Here we go.
01:29:46
Joining us via satellite.
01:29:50
Fire in this remote location, doing his post-doctoral internship
01:29:54
with CERN at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland.
01:30:00
I give you my back by popular demand, a flash rant exclusive interview.
01:30:05
Flash Rants Live proudly presents the kid in this corner
01:30:09
at 123 pounds, with safety glasses and a
01:30:12
will to not just no question, but also of the kids.
01:30:15
And he's known as the kid wise beyond years.
01:30:18
But my mom. Yeah. Hi, guys.
01:30:21
I'm the kid.
01:30:22
What the kid.
01:30:25
Oh, hello I yeah, I know, how's it going?
01:30:28
Fantastic. Via phone. Yeah.
01:30:30
Hold on.
01:30:31
I don't know, like, am I Adrian Collider give you my hand?
01:30:35
Okay. I thought we were going to see him.
01:30:39
You try
01:30:39
to attack and middle of the night, and you.
01:30:43
Oh, are you going to see how you kill chickens?
01:30:47
Why would you have?
01:30:48
Even when we met, you were a lineman, and I was over the phone interview.
01:30:55
Oh, you record audio
01:30:58
over the phone in you.
01:31:04
A machine operator
01:31:05
now I'm, Surprise, surprise, a machine operator.
01:31:09
And you, you've done quite well for yourself.
01:31:11
Yeah.
01:31:12
So what are your plans for the future?
01:31:16
Well, I mow lawns for a very prestigious town in Montana, and,
01:31:20
Oh, my Montana dream is to continue doing that, for the rest of my life.
01:31:25
Because definitely if you if you guys do that, let me know how it is.
01:31:28
It's a beautiful thing.
01:31:29
Yeah.
01:31:30
No, it's it's it's genuinely really nice.
01:31:33
Know I'm out in the sun.
01:31:33
Yeah.
01:31:34
And, I get a nice tan and I get to.
01:31:36
Who is tan?
01:31:38
All the nice, pretty tourist lady. So it's.
01:31:40
Yeah, it's pretty neat.
01:31:42
What are you two.
01:31:43
Are you.
01:31:43
I'm going to call this station to call me Gam gam.
01:31:48
Okay.
01:31:48
You just want to keep on the tour.
01:31:50
I can get whatever you want.
01:31:52
You know how you had Tommy and, Pink Floyd had the wall?
01:31:56
Yeah.
01:31:57
Not to be outdone, Prince had Purple Rain,
01:32:01
graffiti Bridge, and Under the Cherry Moon.
01:32:04
And so to give me, Well, he was that symbol.
01:32:09
Yeah, yeah.
01:32:10
But with three feature films, his,
01:32:14
his character, he reprised the same character in, his first two
01:32:17
movies, Purple Rain and Graffiti Bridge, but a different character.
01:32:21
And Under the Cherry Moon.
01:32:22
Do you happen to know what the name of that character was?
01:32:25
That he reprised his role in both Purple Rain and in Graffiti Bridge?
01:32:29
He was called only the Kid.
01:32:33
Oh, really?
01:32:34
No, that is a that is a fact.
01:32:36
You know, there's also, oh right there.
01:32:39
But the book.
01:32:40
Oh, right here they just the main character is called The Kid.
01:32:43
So when I started reading that, that was a kind of fun
01:32:45
surprise, like, oh, hey, I'm in this book.
01:32:47
Yeah.
01:32:48
No kidding. But, you know, I'm a lot less,
01:32:52
well, let's go past and, oh, let me go on.
01:32:53
And that book now qualifies as a far cry.
01:32:58
The roaring Mexican get a lot of stuff.
01:33:02
Well, thank you so much, the kid, for calling in.
01:33:05
I really appreciate it.
01:33:06
Your adoring fans have been clamoring for you, so we're glad to hear from you.
01:33:11
We need to ask on the the status of your mullet.
01:33:14
How's that coming along?
01:33:15
Oh, my gosh, my hair is still growing.
01:33:17
I still have not cut it.
01:33:19
No. And a half years. Yeah.
01:33:21
I don't think I'm going to come
01:33:24
to get kind of irritating.
01:33:26
Wow. We need pictures.
01:33:28
Be sure to let me know. Yeah, sure.
01:33:30
Specifically what picture?
01:33:32
Yeah. You got to keep us posted. You know, the closing line.
01:33:35
Oh my gosh.
01:33:37
Oh, man.
01:33:38
Oh, some rumors that I saw again.
01:33:40
And it's not a mo.
01:33:42
Well, I promise, as above. So below.
01:33:46
I do not have a mullet.
01:33:48
I don't want a mullet.
01:33:50
I was that I got what I.
01:33:52
Yeah, God on it.
01:33:56
That was what I could get.
01:33:57
I think he's gotten past his arms a bit.
01:34:04
The more. Yeah. It seems like you
01:34:06
I did. Yeah.
01:34:07
Yeah, I try to have the kids wear as much as possible.
01:34:12
Yeah, yeah.
01:34:13
You know,
01:34:15
when two and a half years,
01:34:17
he either has filthy hippie hair or girl hair.
01:34:22
I think those are the areas in this corner.
01:34:25
That 133 pants with safety glasses and are willing to not just last, but also.
01:34:30
Yes. And, you know, they want a kid wise beyond years.
01:34:34
Well, my mom,
01:34:36
I've got my, finger on the pulse, as they say.
01:34:39
That's fun while it lasts.
01:34:39
Before we get on to your next major prediction.
01:34:43
Well, I did not expect this little kid the voice, to be like this.
01:34:46
You said money is alchemy used by whites to enslave us.
01:34:52
Sure, Professor Jones.
01:34:54
Well, that's a lot of what you do predict strictly represents trade.
01:34:58
Why do you think consumerism is the perfection of slavery?
01:35:02
And why do you see money as alchemy? Okay.
01:35:06
All right.
01:35:06
So this. Okay. All right.
01:35:10
So I grow a whole, this is a really complicated question.
01:35:15
Okay.
01:35:15
So I want to introduce two philosophers plus the same guys.
01:35:19
Right.
01:35:19
So then the board that we want first is male.
01:35:22
Can't. Okay.
01:35:25
Is that there's no egg roll reality.
01:35:28
Everything is a creation of our imagination.
01:35:32
Effing or everything.
01:35:33
Effing everything.
01:35:36
Everything.
01:35:37
Is that everything?
01:35:38
There's no creation of our imagination. Emmanuel.
01:35:41
Conceiving is a creation of our.
01:35:43
No, he said effing.
01:35:44
There's no objective reality.
01:35:45
Okay?
01:35:46
I think everything is a creation of our imagination.
01:35:50
Yes, we differentiate between no one and phenomena.
01:35:55
No one.
01:35:55
I are the things in themselves.
01:35:58
Phenomena are the things to us,
01:36:01
and every day is we participate
01:36:04
by equate reality because we filter reality, manifestation
01:36:09
time and space create reality, and even space exists a creation.
01:36:13
We put it in it, we put it in a box.
01:36:14
They are what is called the ego.
01:36:17
But time and space don't actually actually exist.
01:36:18
Happy for us to get there for the ego.
01:36:21
And so that's a really important idea too.
01:36:23
Wait, so how could he pronounce the L just fine there?
01:36:26
But every other word
01:36:28
with LS because he's saying the word ego.
01:36:32
There's no L, so then just tell their brain to say ego
01:36:35
when they want to say eagle.
01:36:36
Because when he tries to say ego, he says ego.
01:36:40
Is step into reality.
01:36:42
Do you understand? It's a hallucination.
01:36:43
Yeah. You tell, you prove creation.
01:36:47
So whatever reality it to be, so becomes okay.
01:36:51
So how many syllables does syllable have to
01:36:55
syllable creation?
01:36:58
That's the first idea.
01:37:00
Second idea is Plato's cave.
01:37:03
So in his book
01:37:05
we've definitely talked about Plato's Cave before Republic.
01:37:08
He writes about the allegory The Cave.
01:37:11
So imagine we all know about it.
01:37:14
You don't have to tell me.
01:37:17
Into the wall.
01:37:18
Should I give my Mount Rushmore of things?
01:37:21
Yeah. You should.
01:37:22
The one thing about Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
01:37:27
It is just, oh, they're not for the therefore,
01:37:31
Aristotle
01:37:33
stockpiles Aristotle.
01:37:37
Archimedes and Plato.
01:37:40
Behind them are some people they okay.
01:37:45
Plato never clarifies who they are.
01:37:47
Doesn't really matter who they are, but it doesn't matter.
01:37:49
What they do is shadowy figures that we call those people.
01:37:54
Do they?
01:37:55
There's a fire behind them, and they take puppets
01:37:59
and they reflect these puppets on the wall.
01:38:02
So they smoke puppets.
01:38:04
We but they don't know how to walk out of it.
01:38:07
So we see how they know how to do.
01:38:09
Don't know how to carry, don't know how to walk out the exit of a cave.
01:38:13
Here's a here's a tip I can solve the entire Plato
01:38:18
whatever the hell he's talking problem.
01:38:20
If they just simply called the cave entrance a cave exit,
01:38:23
it would resolve its own problem.
01:38:26
It probably would, because there's,
01:38:27
Currently they're stuck in the cave, right?
01:38:30
Entered the cave.
01:38:31
They're chained. They're.
01:38:34
You know what?
01:38:35
If the entrance collapse, we don't know
01:38:39
if this is reality itself.
01:38:41
We you and I know better, but the people inside the cave, and obviously, I mean,
01:38:45
you can understand the the correlation to this and the great beyond.
01:38:50
Right?
01:38:54
Along like what I'm saying.
01:38:56
So if if you're a bunch of cavemen in a cave
01:38:58
and you've only seen fire and puppets and you think that's the entire world,
01:39:00
which is what he's getting at, I'd hate to cut to the chase, but
01:39:03
but there's really a whole nother world outside the cave.
01:39:05
But because you're unaware of it, it doesn't exist in your reality.
01:39:08
Can't you compare that to the unknowing of the afterlife
01:39:13
as a possibility?
01:39:14
Not as a fact, but as a possibility? Yes.
01:39:18
Until we go there, there's no possible way
01:39:22
to not only prove it, but to consider it exists.
01:39:24
You can't even consider it exists because nobody can go back and forth if they can.
01:39:30
Allegedly, it's a couple of seconds, right?
01:39:32
Yeah.
01:39:32
That's why it's of no value to us.
01:39:37
Why does it have no value?
01:39:38
I yeah, I disagree.
01:39:39
Your whole point is to devalue it
01:39:43
that that in its own
01:39:44
and your world is giving it value because you believe
01:39:48
if everybody went your way, the world would be a better place.
01:39:50
That's the value. Yes.
01:39:51
If there was no religion and no belief in that.
01:39:53
So when you say there's no value in it, you're not even doing it.
01:39:57
It's a slippery slope.
01:39:58
If you believe a made up thing,
01:40:00
how many other made up things are you going to believe?
01:40:03
I just don't see. But are you the kind of.
01:40:06
It kind of seems like the impossible is always the the outcome anyway.
01:40:11
Like, you know, no one would have thought that there'd be
01:40:13
automobiles and rocket ships.
01:40:16
So, yeah, a lot of algae.
01:40:19
And it's like it almost seems like it's inevitably
01:40:22
it that it's just everything's going to come to fruition.
01:40:25
A lot of counterintuitive things have come true.
01:40:29
I mean, my point wasn't to my point wasn't the debatable existence,
01:40:33
ability, abilities,
01:40:33
just to not limit yourself to just because we haven't seen it outside the cave.
01:40:38
Therefore, it is a,
01:40:41
not just a possibility, but it's like an absolute do.
01:40:44
Nothing exists
01:40:46
in time, or unlimited parts of matter are important
01:40:50
or could well are possible even,
01:40:53
but but your existence
01:40:57
beyond this, this form,
01:41:01
it can't be known by you.
01:41:05
Do you think that your energy, the energy that you are now you have a body?
01:41:10
I'm arguing.
01:41:11
You are a body.
01:41:13
If if you so.
01:41:19
I lost I mean, what what it like.
01:41:21
So you wouldn't if you were.
01:41:24
If no one knew what water was okay.
01:41:27
And you were traversing and someone just went like, oh, well, I was swimming.
01:41:33
And they just went, well, that's a weird way of called walking.
01:41:36
And you were like, no, I was swimming through the water.
01:41:39
You would have you'd have no idea what that is, but it's a thing that exists like
01:41:44
so you're just omitting all of the possibilities
01:41:47
that you just are not aware of that could possibly exist.
01:41:52
And for you to just be so staunch to go, no versus going, I don't know.
01:41:57
Again, given given unlimited time, there are unlimited possibilities
01:42:01
and the amount of possibilities
01:42:02
that have already existed in this universe are absolutely incredible.
01:42:06
So it's still going.
01:42:08
We're still going.
01:42:09
Not I.
01:42:09
What do you say you are, I would say
01:42:14
is I can safely rule it out because,
01:42:19
you know, what you're not seeing is that from our personal perspective,
01:42:26
that's that is the key to the this whole thing.
01:42:29
The crux of it is our own perspective.
01:42:31
No. Your first part of is bastardized.
01:42:35
Yeah, I know we galaxy's.
01:42:38
There's there's a light that we cannot see.
01:42:41
There's colors and things that we are just not privy to.
01:42:44
There's there's radio signals and television signals
01:42:46
and satellite signals and other things that we don't have antennas
01:42:50
for yet that are constantly beaming throughout the universe.
01:42:53
Again, the, the, the more popular physics perspective right now,
01:42:58
is that all time exists
01:43:01
at one, all at once.
01:43:04
How does that make any sense other than, you know, there
01:43:06
being some fucking thing you can't understand?
01:43:09
You know, if right, we're at, oh, let's do this one step at a time.
01:43:13
Don't you just think it's like death?
01:43:15
Nothing.
01:43:16
That's it.
01:43:16
Like so can we agree that we are energy?
01:43:19
We are energy right now. Right? In some form. You
01:43:22
know, that's our fuel.
01:43:25
We fueled by energy.
01:43:27
We are made up of that argument.
01:43:29
Without energy to exist.
01:43:32
Correct. We see it in this form.
01:43:34
In this form.
01:43:35
So what I'm getting at is so do you in your opinion,
01:43:38
the energy doesn't doesn't, go away.
01:43:41
It changes.
01:43:42
So do you think that energy goes into a degraded form
01:43:46
or an enhanced elevated form
01:43:50
or. Neither.
01:43:51
They neither.
01:43:52
All right. What happens to the energy?
01:43:54
It becomes some some other part of some other, it dissipates its entropy.
01:44:01
Its basic entropy.
01:44:02
It abandons its share, at least.
01:44:04
And I abandon the chair every 15 minutes, roughly, anyway.
01:44:07
Okay, so.
01:44:07
So in my in my wording information, then you would agree that your energy degrades.
01:44:12
It's a lower form
01:44:14
if it disappears.
01:44:15
Okay.
01:44:16
Yeah.
01:44:17
See, I, I suggest and pontificate that without knowing any possibility
01:44:21
that one of the possibilities is that we somehow our energy, just like Mercury,
01:44:27
comes together into a wider, I'm using.
01:44:31
I mean, I'm just using that as a weird visual analogy like that.
01:44:35
We we become more of a collective like it.
01:44:38
And if that collective of energy
01:44:40
knows everything, which is what some religions teach, wouldn't everything
01:44:45
encompass your personal experience that you just had?
01:44:52
I, I like that I, I also like, draws water thing.
01:44:56
The water thing kind of reminds me of the two twins
01:45:00
in, a pregnant woman are having this conversation.
01:45:04
What?
01:45:04
Well, what's life like after pregnancy?
01:45:08
Like, after we're born, like, after birth and, like, very after birth?
01:45:13
Right.
01:45:14
And, it's there's no such thing as after birth.
01:45:18
Life is just being in the womb here, because that's all we've ever known.
01:45:22
And that's kind of like the water example that the like.
01:45:27
And they're both great examples.
01:45:29
Once our energy changes form, though, water,
01:45:33
we are going to crossover.
01:45:34
Our energies are going to degrade and dissipate
01:45:36
into entropy and become part of something else
01:45:38
over a long period of time or something we have no connecting to
01:45:41
or more magically, it could become
01:45:45
some part of some collective or creator or some kind of recycling.
01:45:48
So let me.
01:45:49
Limitations are part of our charcoal.
01:45:53
I mean, so I mean, I don't know
01:45:55
the definitions offhand, but I kind of understand the concept.
01:45:58
So we have an organism, which is any individual
01:46:01
living thing that embodies the properties of life.
01:46:04
Then you end up going to the complex organism,
01:46:07
which is a multi-cellular living thing with highly specialized
01:46:11
cells, tissues and organs, systems that work together to sustain life.
01:46:15
These things keep building out.
01:46:16
It almost sounds like you're reading them.
01:46:19
Well, yeah.
01:46:19
Yeah, I'm I'm just saying.
01:46:20
So how do you
01:46:21
they there's levels to this and there can be a universal consciousness.
01:46:25
We could be linked to something bigger.
01:46:28
We could be part of a larger thing that we just can't see or or not.
01:46:33
And so,
01:46:35
don't name it, or he'll have reasons and old stupid analogies to argue against it.
01:46:40
And if so, it is no longer possible.
01:46:44
What do you. Yeah.
01:46:45
If it's something higher, if it includes us.
01:46:47
Oh, okay.
01:46:48
There we go.
01:46:49
That's all I needed was not up.
01:46:52
It's a hierarchy, therefore no afterlife.
01:46:55
You don't exist.
01:46:56
No, no. See it. Make it may include us.
01:46:59
You may still contain everything that you might want.
01:47:04
Everything is higher power
01:47:07
includes us again.
01:47:08
You're you're. We need to be very specific.
01:47:11
That I'm already not knowing.
01:47:14
I'm not. I'm not the one who's the stones going. No.
01:47:17
You took a generalization, which is I love when talking.
01:47:19
People do that.
01:47:20
You spit out a generalization, and then you want to peg you to a point
01:47:23
that you didn't make.
01:47:24
Yeah. And it's open minded to. Man.
01:47:27
That's what I think it.
01:47:28
Oh, just just because I say that there's an open world doesn't
01:47:32
that it's God doesn't mean that there's not an individual perspective
01:47:35
that's out there, doesn't mean that it's not control,
01:47:37
but it's that's literally what, what the concept of God is.
01:47:41
Right? So the burden of proof is on me.
01:47:43
I say our special the burden of proof is not on you.
01:47:47
The it is at this point of doubt,
01:47:50
all I want you to do is open up your speculation of doubt.
01:47:53
That's all this is.
01:47:54
This is this.
01:47:54
He want you to be agnostic like me, and I won't.
01:47:58
And I'll tell you why.
01:47:59
Speculation.
01:48:01
Partial list comes from our limitations.
01:48:05
Our specialness comes from our ego.
01:48:08
Oh, I hate shape.
01:48:11
Our ego.
01:48:12
It makes us harder and almost sometimes impossible
01:48:16
to accept things that we don't understand.
01:48:20
Just for the simple fact, we would have to admit that
01:48:22
we are at a level we don't understand, saying, let's think broader.
01:48:27
Like like your doubt just goes to a narrow
01:48:29
mindedness when it's like, you honestly don't know, I thank you for being a woman
01:48:35
and I don't be like, I know I'm a shut up and I'm I'm start dreaming,
01:48:41
I am certain, and I believe I can bring you to, Hey, wait.
01:48:45
Hold on.
01:48:46
So you've died and reached the abyss of nothingness
01:48:51
and felt yourself entropy back into the dirt.
01:48:54
You've done that. You felt that
01:48:56
you it the whole.
01:48:58
But then.
01:48:59
Then the statement that you just said that you have proof or whatever
01:49:02
you just said, I forgot what you said already,
01:49:03
but it was some kind of affirmative is not the proof.
01:49:06
Not only not, it's absurd.
01:49:09
Yes. And nobody is saying this existence.
01:49:12
What do you
01:49:15
you yourself have never experienced
01:49:17
someone coming back from the dead and talking to you.
01:49:21
But there is plenty of people that say they have.
01:49:24
That is their evidence. They have evidence.
01:49:26
You have none.
01:49:28
So I don't know what.
01:49:30
Well, they have hearsay evidence.
01:49:31
If it's just a witness, I don't trust witness accounts even when they're fine.
01:49:35
Yeah, yeah, we should have just so you're you're giving them as much insight.
01:49:40
You're giving them more benefit of the doubt than I was.
01:49:43
I can as you said, there are court cases
01:49:46
that you and people where you can somehow can remote view shit.
01:49:50
There are there are cases where in which they had no connection
01:49:54
and some reason and they have some cases I want to believe.
01:50:00
You I'm just saying whether you I don't believe that you want to believe it is.
01:50:04
Yeah.
01:50:05
I don't for you to just rule it out as, as as.
01:50:08
Oh, there's nothing the reason we right now.
01:50:12
Well, my argument wins.
01:50:13
If you didn't die, you're. And blackness.
01:50:16
Then you cannot, beyond a shadow of a doubt, prove that there's nothing.
01:50:20
You have seen blackness.
01:50:22
You have the experience.
01:50:24
I'm saying to you, man, this.
01:50:27
I'm using blackness
01:50:30
isn't real.
01:50:31
Okay? Exists.
01:50:32
Returning from that would still be proof of your side,
01:50:36
not mine.
01:50:40
If someone never taught you math, you wouldn't think.
01:50:42
Say that again.
01:50:45
Returning and reporting.
01:50:47
The sight of the blackness of nothingness
01:50:51
is proof of your right.
01:50:54
So you can't no see the.
01:50:56
When I said that statement, the the answer was it's impossible.
01:51:00
You cannot not that you would.
01:51:02
And then prove my side.
01:51:03
First of all, I don't have it possible.
01:51:06
You cannot know.
01:51:06
I'm the only one out of the three of us that admits that I don't know shit.
01:51:10
That's that's the agnostic view.
01:51:12
I mean,
01:51:14
you think there's
01:51:14
some kind of alien energy and you think there's nothing but nothing?
01:51:17
I don't, I say, I don't know, but I hope I'm open to the possibility of
01:51:21
like it right?
01:51:23
Why wouldn't it be something more to.
01:51:28
Like, what the fuck is static electricity?
01:51:29
Somehow we can harness that like lightning.
01:51:32
And we can just, like, put wires together and harness this shit.
01:51:36
And power I would have expected for either one of you.
01:51:40
You didn't walk the fence and did take a firm stance, but I'm willing to.
01:51:45
And you guys are both wrong.
01:51:47
I walked the fence last night. Live? Yes.
01:51:49
Oh fuck.
01:51:49
The science fiction world pierced my testicles.
01:51:53
You're kind of do.
01:51:54
It's a little bit. It's a lot of us made up.
01:51:57
And like I said, our thoughts are kind of formed by the
01:51:59
the language that we speak, which wasn't our choice to begin with.
01:52:03
So, I mean, we've got a lot of things wrong.
01:52:08
In a, in a universe where there's infinite,
01:52:11
Earth, zero atmosphere, things echo forever.
01:52:16
I mean, even like your thoughts, like, yeah,
01:52:19
everything we do radiate out forever.
01:52:22
Yes. Infinitely. Yes.
01:52:24
Once you'd
01:52:25
have, you'd have to have devices in which to.
01:52:28
Yeah, very.
01:52:30
I radio I agree you're onto something here.
01:52:34
Don't give up.
01:52:35
I'm saying there's there you've got it.
01:52:39
Fuck off.
01:52:41
It's gone.
01:52:42
What is it now? I hate sheep.
01:52:45
Oh my God.
01:52:47
Here we go.
01:52:48
Oh, this is excellent, at least.
01:52:51
What is it?
01:52:52
I love the slow, shitty colored door.
01:52:55
Behind my door is a terrible gasp with an accent.
01:52:59
000. You know, I think you want me to change the camera angle.
01:53:04
Oh, I disagree,
01:53:05
you're going to find your sanity up there shattered into a thousand little pieces.
01:53:09
Don't you get stuck in every teal door inside my house,
01:53:13
I don't know, I transacts through a dark wooden situation.
01:53:17
I have terrible style.
01:53:19
There's nothing to do but let it happen.
01:53:20
And of course, you know the sheep herders just looking at them as, money.
01:53:24
If it falls on the replay, I'm going to fucking look at what books those are. Oh,
01:53:29
you did it again.
01:53:30
The screaming in an accent.
01:53:34
Oh! Oh, shit.
01:53:37
Shit, shit.
01:53:39
Bye bye. Waffles.
01:53:41
Fucking know he's got.
01:53:42
No, he's not dead. You're not nearly that lucky.
01:53:45
He's either perfectly fine and making his way back up to do it again,
01:53:49
or he's horrifically and expansively injured.
01:53:52
Okay? He's not dead.
01:53:53
He's not even embarrassed.
01:53:55
No no no no no. Do it!
01:53:57
No! Don't knock me down. You
01:54:00
good lord.
01:54:04
Oh, I know that though.
01:54:05
You have an advanced degree and you don't even really need to be there, do you?
01:54:10
Got a dual degree?
01:54:12
Oh, stars and anarchy three oh from Phoenix University.
01:54:16
Oh, no. Two sheep again.
01:54:19
Dozy.
01:54:20
Who's coming back?
01:54:22
You, Who?
01:54:24
Oh. Zig zag.
01:54:28
Is that it's head?
01:54:30
Do we just watch a sheep? Lamb of God
01:54:34
goes.
01:54:34
Where is he?
01:54:34
Waffles. Get come to the phone right now.
01:54:37
Oh, there's waffles already.
01:54:41
Tenderized.
01:54:45
Shit.
01:54:47
Okay. Jesus.
01:54:48
My favorite part is when they run away.
01:54:51
Like they're trying to flee their own stupidity.
01:54:53
As if it lives outside of them.
01:54:56
It does.
01:54:58
That's the last thing God thing?
01:55:01
No, the parasite.
01:55:06
I don't eat lamb,
01:55:07
so I'm not worried about that last statement.
01:55:11
Why don't you eat lamb?
01:55:12
Word?
01:55:13
Oh, this came up wrong.
01:55:15
See, there's a bunch of that are labeled wrong.
01:55:17
The midday lock of fall. That's. Yep.
01:55:19
That's why they just got switched.
01:55:21
Okay, well, we watched that one already.
01:55:24
All right, so before you go, we have to do these.
01:55:26
We have to do these. We have to do these
01:55:29
okay.
01:55:30
Do these.
01:55:34
Money laundering incorrectly.
01:55:37
Problem I have with that against them.
01:55:40
The larger amount of people live in those inner city.
01:55:42
This is a, flashback.
01:55:43
Generally tend to vote Democrat while the Democratic politicians
01:55:47
that they put in power do it.
01:55:50
Whatever.
01:55:51
I hit somebody else, I had it. More politicians make.
01:55:53
What? Oh, yeah. Money laundering apartment.
01:55:56
Oh, here we go.
01:55:57
I guess would be a bribe, I guess.
01:55:58
So the war is really good for that shit to.
01:56:02
That's the second time you use money laundering
01:56:05
incorrectly. Why?
01:56:10
I don't know, maybe you're retarded.
01:56:11
I don't know, I don't do.
01:56:14
And you can't call me on on something and then not explain it.
01:56:17
I ask you why you go, I don't know, okay? You.
01:56:21
I don't know why you use it incorrectly.
01:56:25
I want know why you use it incorrectly.
01:56:29
That is money.
01:56:30
Twice in is.
01:56:32
What does it mean? Podcast.
01:56:34
What do you use money laundering incorrectly?
01:56:37
Explain what money?
01:56:38
I do not know why I would.
01:56:42
I know why you used it incorrectly.
01:56:44
Okay. What?
01:56:45
What made you.
01:56:45
How on earth would I know why?
01:56:48
What made you come to that conclusion?
01:56:49
What's your evidence?
01:56:51
Because you use the phrase twice.
01:56:55
Yeah.
01:56:56
And the example of money laundering.
01:56:59
What's your.
01:57:00
Oh, recorded?
01:57:02
We can just watch it.
01:57:04
We're not.
01:57:04
You don't think they're taking that manipulating money
01:57:08
to not know where the origin of creation, of where that money came from
01:57:11
was not called money laundering. That's money laundering.
01:57:13
Do we have a can we test if drawer knows what money laundering is?
01:57:16
Yet just as a fun little game, we can, you launder the money,
01:57:21
put her in her.
01:57:22
Yeah, that's what I just said. Twice.
01:57:24
Understand it? Yeah.
01:57:26
You clean the money, okay?
01:57:27
Okay. Look how young. Fantastic. That's how I. Yeah.
01:57:30
Let's go back to your two examples.
01:57:32
That's how that.
01:57:35
Oh, yes.
01:57:36
They are passing money around secretly by making it
01:57:40
look like it's doing something else. That's that's exactly what I said.
01:57:42
That's close.
01:57:43
That was very close.
01:57:44
I like I would accept that ain't done.
01:57:46
You're an asshole because you're going to make me pull this.
01:57:48
See, you're still getting combative, though.
01:57:50
You should have gave him that.
01:57:51
Given them, like, now changing it into something that appears to be legal is
01:57:56
I thought, what these clips are so I can shove it in your fucking face.
01:57:59
Even more so shove it in his face.
01:58:01
That was this whole it's
01:58:03
this came up out of love.
01:58:04
But this when I, when I asked for for something from the show, from love.
01:58:09
This was the clip that came up. Wait, you're going to actually pull some?
01:58:11
I love to hate it.
01:58:14
We pulled some clips.
01:58:15
You hit the button grip.
01:58:18
I don't even know.
01:58:18
That means you you know, you were right, I was wrong.
01:58:21
What?
01:58:23
No, no, I don't accept.
01:58:24
Don't do that.
01:58:26
I don't accept that apology because it's you. Me?
01:58:29
The thing. Brady.
01:58:32
So many sounds.
01:58:33
I'm not sure what's happening now or there's right
01:58:37
at the start people doing their.
01:58:41
Oh, you.
01:58:42
Why are we watching this?
01:58:46
Maybe you're flag what you got there
01:58:48
over clip Brady give me the thing Brady where's the clip.
01:58:52
Oh it's fucking them.
01:58:53
It's dominant Brady shown.
01:58:55
It's got a little bit of everything.
01:58:57
These are these keys that everything they're not.
01:59:00
Show the clip.
01:59:02
Don't use that clip
01:59:05
that was used with. But
01:59:08
did not find a flag
01:59:12
ass man I am a gay man who runs.
01:59:17
Finally he admits it.
01:59:20
I am a gay man who is best friends with Gary.
01:59:23
A man who is straight.
01:59:25
We are everything you'd expect a normal of a normal friendship.
01:59:30
On the surface level, there is no difference.
01:59:32
He goes well out of his way
01:59:33
to make me feel welcomed and accepted, and I appreciate it.
01:59:37
Recently, Gary found a significant other.
01:59:40
I'm happy for him because he really does deserve it.
01:59:43
The problem is I am jealous.
01:59:45
I know without a shadow of a doubt that my relationship with Gary
01:59:48
will never be anything more than platonic.
01:59:50
I think I know why this bothers me so much.
01:59:54
Carl is not smart and attractive
01:59:57
and we get along amazingly, yet someone other than me is with him.
02:00:01
Fudgy.
02:00:03
The thing is, I never wanted to be with him before.
02:00:06
My dick. My darkest secret.
02:00:07
I recently stole one of his shirts because I wanted part of him with me.
02:00:12
Now I feel like I betrayed our friendship and I am a thief.
02:00:17
So many mixed emotions.
02:00:19
How should I handle our friendship going forward?
02:00:21
So lost in our Kansas.
02:00:24
Okay, our Kansas.
02:00:27
I wouldn't worry about the fact of a shirt.
02:00:30
The issue here with, you secretly love your friend
02:00:35
who is not going to ever reciprocate that feeling.
02:00:40
And then you see, my
02:00:41
face is sure you can go to Transcom slash store.
02:00:46
I think one of them is the shirt
02:00:49
they.
02:00:52
Money hall problem.
02:00:54
Basically you got to let me finish.
02:00:56
That was a great point. Do.
02:00:59
Oh you did I finished the muffin.
02:01:01
Yeah I mean I can I know exactly what was the problem
02:01:03
was the theft of the chair because that's like creepy.
02:01:05
And he's like probably whacked off all over it and. Yeah.
02:01:08
Where is it sleeping with it at night.
02:01:10
That's.
02:01:10
Yeah, that's where the problem starts.
02:01:12
Yeah.
02:01:14
I don't know.
02:01:15
You have to choose the one. Good prize.
02:01:17
There's two songs.
02:01:19
Oh. Oh, sorry. This is our next.
02:01:22
Their next segment.
02:01:23
I'm gonna come out of it. Oh,
02:01:27
we've got one new car, and you pick whichever one doesn't matter.
02:01:32
Monty Hall, before he lets you see what?
02:01:35
You okay?
02:01:37
He shows you one of the zonked.
02:01:39
Now he offers you
02:01:41
the chance to switch your choice.
02:01:44
Mathematically speaking, you should make the change.
02:01:47
Here's why.
02:01:48
When you make your original selection, you get a 1 in 3 chance of getting the car.
02:01:53
Two and three chance of getting a song.
02:01:56
Once he eliminates one of the songs.
02:01:59
Now you got a 5050 chance.
02:02:01
Okay, so Sleepy Critter one yesterday commented on this short
02:02:05
that was put up about a year ago.
02:02:07
Yeah,
02:02:08
they said switching actually increases your odds
02:02:11
from 33.33% to 66.66%, not just 5050 as the video suggests.
02:02:17
In game theory, specifically the Monty Hall framework.
02:02:21
This jump is driven by what economics call
02:02:24
probability variability.
02:02:27
I think I said that right.
02:02:29
Once the host removes a losing option, the probability
02:02:31
distribution shifts, making the switch the dominant strategy.
02:02:35
If it were just 5050, then you'd have no reason to switch.
02:02:39
Oh, on.
02:02:43
It's not 5050, Brady.
02:02:44
Even if you've got two choices, it is a 5050.
02:02:48
It's a coin toss.
02:02:51
This is the 3363.
02:02:54
He's he's right.
02:02:55
But there's still that chance that that you are.
02:02:59
You picked the car originally.
02:03:01
Well that's chance not probability.
02:03:03
Wait.
02:03:04
That's the same thing I'm going to stick with.
02:03:06
Stick to my guns and, keep my original choice
02:03:10
because I was using remote viewing when I picked it
02:03:14
a car.
02:03:15
So you're increasing your odds from one third to one half.
02:03:19
So the only way you don't win a car is if you picked it originally.
02:03:23
But if you switch it, it somehow, mathematically increases
02:03:27
your chances of winning a car.
02:03:30
I was right, that increases the chances that 5050 at 66.
02:03:34
Yeah, or 67.
02:03:40
So it's even better.
02:03:42
The switch. It's not 5050, Brady.
02:03:44
Even if you've got two choices.
02:03:51
But what.
02:03:53
Forget the size of good luck.
02:03:54
Well there's just two windows.
02:03:57
Two prime one wasn't prize.
02:04:01
It's straight up this point.
02:04:04
It really is.
02:04:05
Yeah.
02:04:08
Okay.
02:04:10
It's not though because
02:04:12
it's coin flip.
02:04:13
Yes it is. Do they.
02:04:14
Do they show you or the one in the door that's eliminated.
02:04:17
They show you what's in it.
02:04:19
Do you know if the null.
02:04:21
Yes. Do you get to find out all three.
02:04:23
So when you find when you find out, that's when it changes.
02:04:26
Not when you choose.
02:04:28
No, I don't know enough to make an informed.
02:04:32
It never change.
02:04:33
I love you all.
02:04:34
My God.
02:04:36
Oh, really?
02:04:39
I love the Arabic.
02:04:41
Speaking of Yamaka.
02:04:43
So. Oh, I'm sorry we forgot this to.
02:04:46
This would be quick.
02:04:47
This is a really fast segment.
02:04:49
Oh no, we suck again.
02:04:53
So the U.S.
02:04:53
team lost 4 to 1 against the Netherlands.
02:04:57
Eliminated Netherlands.
02:05:00
Would we play like, 4000 citizens?
02:05:02
How do they beat us?
02:05:04
Wait, did we play Belgium?
02:05:05
You said that like I was wrong. Was it?
02:05:06
Wasn't it what I call like my butthole?
02:05:09
Like you?
02:05:10
Rather, I was saying like this belt.
02:05:13
But it was your.
02:05:14
I was wrong. It might be Belgium.
02:05:16
I don't know who we played, but we lost.
02:05:18
I call my butthole the Netherlands.
02:05:21
Nice. Okay,
02:05:23
so here's them.
02:05:24
Here's the American flag.
02:05:27
It is.
02:05:27
Was actually my grandparents brush for your mom on to throw it away.
02:05:31
And then it end up in the garage up here.
02:05:32
And then she wants to remove them and take it home.
02:05:35
All right.
02:05:36
Let's make sure.
02:05:41
We've got music.
02:05:42
What did the gun show? What do we do?
02:05:46
Oh, I got well, I would play music, but we're still on Rumble exclusive.
02:05:49
Yeah. You can't play that music. YouTube.
02:05:51
We're on YouTube also.
02:05:53
We're not on Rumble, so.
02:05:57
That's about all I can play.
02:06:00
This is about all I can,
02:06:02
If I can fucking get to it in time.
02:06:06
I am hungry.
02:06:09
Yep. America.
02:06:12
I got my head.
02:06:13
I got my hat right here. I'm not going to put it on.
02:06:17
I got
02:06:17
my red, white and blue Detroit shirt on.
02:06:20
Here's Germany's national match.
02:06:22
National soccer team
02:06:26
right before they lost.
02:06:27
They were praised for their diversity. That's just to be clear.
02:06:29
That's Germany's national team.
02:06:32
There's one, two, three, four there.
02:06:34
Six, seven, eight, nine, ten, 11 players.
02:06:37
So that must be the starting obviously starting 11.
02:06:40
Okay.
02:06:40
How many of them do you think are of German
02:06:45
national naturalized.
02:06:48
They eat.
02:06:48
So I don't know how many how many think have actually eaten sauerkraut.
02:06:53
Ever anyone in the chat.
02:06:56
Oh I've actually had a response to three at most.
02:07:00
I've eaten sauerkraut
02:07:02
and are put it in a I'm gonna take exception.
02:07:05
Everything Brady's ever said, including eating sauerkraut
02:07:09
uncooked straight out of the jar. You can do that.
02:07:12
Well, that's secondly there are.
02:07:14
Yeah, you can do that. It's perfectly safe.
02:07:17
No, there are not.
02:07:18
Unless it was so gross.
02:07:22
Okay.
02:07:22
It's delicious.
02:07:23
Yeah, I've got a jar of it.
02:07:25
Oh. You fuck.
02:07:27
I'm to eat a whole
02:07:29
big fork of it.
02:07:30
Full of it now. Doesn't matter.
02:07:33
No, I love it.
02:07:34
It doesn't.
02:07:36
It was 11 players.
02:07:38
There are never 11 play in the fight.
02:07:40
Now you go ahead Gary Peel that one.
02:07:43
So what are you saying?
02:07:44
Those,
02:07:48
I'm talking like football.
02:07:50
Yes. Soccer.
02:07:52
Football. Yes. I hate to say this.
02:07:55
I've admitted it before. I'll say it again.
02:07:58
I am an official, registered and sanctioned FIFA referee.
02:08:03
Oh, there are many
02:08:05
A level players.
02:08:07
Bullshit. No.
02:08:12
What are you doing?
02:08:14
You're not counting the goalkeeper.
02:08:15
Are you gonna say ten plus the goalkeeper?
02:08:16
Some kind of some stupid thing?
02:08:19
No, I'm saying no friggin way.
02:08:23
I want to get the button ready.
02:08:26
Roll!
02:08:30
You worthless pile!
02:08:32
Yeah.
02:08:33
How many starters on a soccer team?
02:08:37
Oh, wait,
02:08:39
I thought it was 11. Another thing.
02:08:41
The some 11 in have a video game named after that.
02:08:46
It's 11.
02:08:50
I don't even like soccer.
02:08:51
I don't play that.
02:08:52
I'm real American and I know this shit just based on fucking video game titles.
02:08:56
You goddamn return the odd thing to argue about.
02:08:59
Fuck you. Fuck you, asshole.
02:09:01
Why are you yelling?
02:09:02
Why so many
02:09:05
other people?
02:09:07
The field is huge.
02:09:09
Is one fucking center.
02:09:12
Oh that changes. You can have five five.
02:09:13
It doesn't mean
02:09:15
I don't know how it works.
02:09:17
I was just making it up as I go. I'm just. I'm just trying to be more.
02:09:19
Yeah.
02:09:20
When I was a coach, they were losing so bad I went one, two.
02:09:24
Okay.
02:09:24
Goalie two defenseman, two wings and a center.
02:09:27
Oh no, I'm getting six. I played soccer and
02:09:30
well, no, that's three,
02:09:33
four, five, seven, six, seven and then just five extra guys.
02:09:37
So that fucking, you know, big.
02:09:39
The typical setup is 442 and the goalie the goal ten.
02:09:44
The goalkeeper sorry four for two.
02:09:47
That well three three keepers keeper.
02:09:50
You got 333 with a rover ten.
02:09:54
Well good three goals keepers.
02:09:57
You got the team of girls that I was coaching
02:09:59
and you end up with one forward because she's actually good.
02:10:02
And then you get 2 or 3 midfielders and then whoever's left over
02:10:07
pray and players Brady over the top.
02:10:11
Okay.
02:10:13
I really didn't know that.
02:10:15
You were right, I was wrong.
02:10:16
I apologize, all right, buddy, nice.
02:10:23
I don't know I don't know what that's never happened for you on the show.
02:10:25
I don't know what to do next. What do we do?
02:10:27
What do we do now?
02:10:28
I was I was on a case for 50.
02:10:31
Much higher, like 50,
02:10:33
I did 50, I played 50.
02:10:37
You did?
02:10:37
Oh. We in the club now.
02:10:41
Is. Koreans have smaller brains.
02:10:47
Oh, that's so hateful.
02:10:48
How do those cut off in the beginning or beginning with sexual.
02:10:53
Yeah. What is what.
02:10:55
It is a fact.
02:10:56
Okay.
02:10:59
Vegetarian.
02:11:00
Other than one.
02:11:02
Yeah.
02:11:03
Let me be one.
02:11:06
No. I love it when you interrupt
02:11:08
vegetarians I have brains.
02:11:10
This is just you go ahead, Gary.
02:11:13
The less a human eats meat, then the smaller the brain becomes.
02:11:18
The brain is. So tell that to your wife tonight.
02:11:21
You know your brain is going to on unless you eat my meat tonight.
02:11:25
Oh, I
02:11:27
no, no, no, I like spicy love.
02:11:30
It's a figure of speech.
02:11:32
There's a third off animal. This animal.
02:11:34
It comes from.
02:11:37
Look how excited she is to put that meat in her mouth.
02:11:40
Yeah. Hold on.
02:11:41
Oh, she's happy about that meat the size of.
02:11:44
He was being attacked by a rooster.
02:11:46
The unfiltered rooster kept coming out.
02:11:49
Proclamation of unrestrained speech.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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02:14:43
And it will suffer, when it doesn't get them.
02:14:47
It's a real thing.
02:14:47
And why does depression go up so much when people stop eating animal source foods?
02:14:52
Just because you are depriving the brain of what it needs.
02:14:55
Vegetarians have smaller brains.
02:14:58
Do you think they write down the piano?
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You know,
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our, our new sponsors called not meet
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Yeah, it's called not meat like the not as in quotes.
02:15:16
Oh, I don't think I noticed the vegan like Sbarro is not meat.
02:15:20
Sounds like we serve it in a vegetarian style.
02:15:24
It's.
02:15:26
Oh, so you don't
02:15:28
you don't really serve vegan food.
02:15:29
Oh no, no, no, we serve vegan food.
02:15:31
What we do is we take real chicken wings and we grind them into a dense foam,
02:15:35
and then we shape them into these nuts, and we grab them and fry them
02:15:39
and serve them with our every, like every other Sysco chicken nuggets
02:15:44
with butter and buttered hot sauce.
02:15:45
Yeah, yeah, it's good with the onion, the onion, it's onion on the outside.
02:15:49
And then in the inside it's chicken.
02:15:53
Yeah.
02:15:54
As a runner and other birds.
02:15:58
Sorry. And other birds.
02:16:00
What other birds I don't know the bovine burger okay.
02:16:03
So that's grade B beef.
02:16:04
We, boil it down into a leathery texture,
02:16:07
and then we unevenly chop it and form it into patties.
02:16:11
Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.
02:16:12
And so they're trying to make meat.
02:16:14
Tastes like vegetarian options.
02:16:17
Yes. Yeah. It's
02:16:20
okay.
02:16:20
That was a stretch to catch up right here.
02:16:22
I'm pretty sure I'd explain that to everybody without that explanation.
02:16:25
I don't think anybody really knew what was happening.
02:16:27
So is that ketchup?
02:16:30
No. I hope it's meat.
02:16:31
Blood?
02:16:33
That's blood.
02:16:34
That's blood. Yeah.
02:16:35
I did not see this either. I did not watch this.
02:16:37
That was just that. Okay?
02:16:39
I was just, again, job. Well, what about something lighter?
02:16:41
Like the two? Not fish salad.
02:16:43
Oh, it's great.
02:16:44
It's 40% tuna, 40% dolphin.
02:16:47
And we, And 20% come
02:16:51
from both the tuna and the dolphin.
02:16:54
Fun fact there's some, aquatic species
02:16:58
that the female carries the come with her her entire life.
02:17:03
She she only has to mate once, and she carries a bucket of come with her.
02:17:09
Oh, for the first,
02:17:12
isn't it?
02:17:13
Yeah.
02:17:14
You're on a diet to make it look like real tempeh.
02:17:17
What's the other 20% turtle?
02:17:19
You can't use any soy or tofu at all. And.
02:17:23
No, no, no, no, what we do have is soy milk.
02:17:27
It's made with real milk.
02:17:29
Soy milk? It's Spanish for I am milk. What?
02:17:32
This is steak painted to look like vegetables and it's real paint.
02:17:37
Thank you so much for your time.
02:17:39
Yeah, it's real paint, man.
02:17:42
I see
02:17:44
perfect. Who?
02:17:45
Who's doctor David.
02:17:49
The junior.
02:17:49
Oh. Oh, yeah.
02:17:51
Yeah.
02:17:51
You might know him.
02:17:55
I might know him.
02:17:57
Yeah, you might know or know as what?
02:17:59
That's my uncle.
02:18:00
That was.
02:18:02
This is Mike.
02:18:03
Somebody.
02:18:06
The juice and check.
02:18:07
One, two.
02:18:09
Does this make sense to y'all?
02:18:10
That sounds better to me.
02:18:13
Okay, you say you use it.
02:18:15
Not having it or the juice. Not having it.
02:18:17
I thought so too. Not having it.
02:18:21
Oh, oh, he says a lot of stuff.
02:18:23
And, what did he say?
02:18:26
Just know that this guy is a reverend.
02:18:28
He's a, I think a doctor. Right.
02:18:29
And he's also an African American gentleman.
02:18:31
Let me tell you something, obviously. Okay.
02:18:33
So I was going to say two out of the three notables, the third one was obvious.
02:18:38
The juice.
02:18:39
Is bad.
02:18:40
He's well dressed to not.
02:18:42
Oh, what? Wait, what?
02:18:44
Hold the hold your horses, sir, that's offensive on this program.
02:18:49
I don't think he's right.
02:18:50
I don't think he's well dressed enough to like.
02:18:52
You're either going to say the word or you're going to be well dressed.
02:18:54
I don't think you should be allowed to do both.
02:18:56
Just as bright and just as tall as white kids.
02:18:58
I got to do what
02:19:00
the. They go to church and he's out shopping.
02:19:02
The what did he say?
02:19:05
Oh, wow.
02:19:07
I put the H on it to emphasize it's yeah, it is,
02:19:11
it is, it is.
02:19:15
Because you
02:19:17
didn't even
02:19:19
trash call Obama.
02:19:21
The nigga's mama is white.
02:19:24
She's a piece of trash.
02:19:25
He's a slut and a whore.
02:19:28
Yeah.
02:19:28
And so sexy.
02:19:32
Oh my God, oh my God,
02:19:34
oh my God, oh my God.
02:19:41
Second I did not watch this this far.
02:19:46
You've this
02:19:47
I just saw this and being a preacher and dropping the N-word
02:19:51
a couple times, I'm like, all right, this is a well, for the show.
02:19:54
Yeah, this is fantastic.
02:19:56
We'll save the rest of this for later.
02:19:58
This is chance gold.
02:20:01
I was going to use,
02:20:05
Oh, wait, that's already taken.
02:20:06
I don't have background. Oh, damn.
02:20:08
And where did that asshole go?
02:20:10
That was five cast gold.
02:20:13
There it is.
02:20:17
I like that.
02:20:21
That's way
02:20:22
too loud, I gasp, you know, with TV's
02:20:26
there has not been one fuck up on tonight's show.
02:20:31
Yeah, no mislabeled clips or nothing.
02:20:34
Yeah. No audio.
02:20:36
Oh, fuck up.
02:20:38
Wait.
02:20:38
Street takeovers, block parties and times.
02:20:41
Here's Brady Detroit police on July.
02:20:44
Oh, that was the end of the. That was the end of the.
02:20:47
No. You said we'll watch it like that so I stop that was the end of that.
02:20:51
There's no I mean
02:20:53
it was just terrible.
02:20:54
Watch it later.
02:20:56
That was a joke.
02:20:56
Well we watch it later.
02:20:57
We're on Rumble against No Cop.
02:20:59
Obama first black president. We got a black president.
02:21:02
Oh, damn.
02:21:04
He sounded a lot like a
02:21:07
champ, a chimpanzee.
02:21:11
I did not say that.
02:21:13
Wow.
02:21:14
Oh, do you make that assumption?
02:21:16
Oh, why would you.
02:21:18
Oh, fuck.
02:21:19
That's a conversation like that,
02:21:23
nigga. Yeah.
02:21:24
Oh, fuck.
02:21:26
Jesus Christ, I just read.
02:21:31
Yeah.
02:21:33
Oh, no.
02:21:35
Nigga, you.
02:21:36
Lord, did you call the nigga work?
02:21:39
You know, you call him a nigga.
02:21:42
So that good neighbor.
02:21:43
Oh, child, five year old.
02:21:46
You know that's a hell
02:21:49
out of fart, nigger.
02:21:52
Nobody like him.
02:21:53
It's up to control.
02:21:54
It's not.
02:21:55
It's like the sky.
02:21:56
It was.
02:21:56
Rates go up, letters are coming out of white vagina.
02:22:01
Nigga, what's wrong with you?
02:22:02
Wait, what did he just say?
02:22:04
What happened?
02:22:05
What driver come out of white woman vagina.
02:22:08
What's wrong with that?
02:22:10
That does that. That's not supposed to happen.
02:22:14
I guess
02:22:15
I, oh,
02:22:21
he's a fucking loser.
02:22:23
This fucking loser.
02:22:25
Fucking power.
02:22:27
Can't you see?
02:22:31
Girls.
02:22:33
Lego.
02:22:34
Lego nigga.
02:22:37
Lego Lego Lego Ninjago.
02:22:42
Nick Nick Nick up, nigga nigga up.
02:22:49
I mean, I'm pretty sure everything went wrong before nigga time, nigga.
02:22:54
But I'm pretty sure this one.
02:22:57
I was told that if it was a rap song, it made it okay,
02:23:02
okay. See, nobody like him.
02:23:04
It's to your eyes open the how you going to happen?
02:23:08
A black president coming out. A white woman's a downer.
02:23:10
Why are you yelling shit?
02:23:13
Do you think he might actually deserve this stinger?
02:23:15
Oh, shit.
02:23:17
I got the mugging.
02:23:20
Oh fuck me.
02:23:20
Okay, I I but usually it's very, very heavy.
02:23:26
Heavy.
02:23:27
It hurts.
02:23:28
Tonight we had a very dares stairs
02:23:31
and but let's go hit territories in the head.
02:23:34
The pit. What about the hood?
02:23:36
He don't know how to talk about the hood.
02:23:38
You know about the black.
02:23:42
So how would you.
02:23:45
I'ma tell you some,
02:23:47
like. Let me tell you some.
02:23:50
Isn't that great?
02:23:51
Isn't that how the other guy starts all his videos?
02:23:55
Let me tell you something.
02:23:57
So all black people start their videos.
02:24:00
Speaking of black people.
02:24:04
You assume so.
02:24:07
But I'm pretty sure just for the sake of it,
02:24:10
they just they there's, like, one little snippet of, like,
02:24:13
some white bitches in a jeep, if I'm not mistaken, just to kind of go.
02:24:17
No, no, no, no.
02:24:18
But if you, if you really if you've seen all the footage
02:24:22
in all of the cities with all of the shit that went on, there's always one.
02:24:28
All of it, bitches, is, yeah, there's one with white bitches.
02:24:32
And that is literally
02:24:33
the only that's always the jeep that Dennis Rodman goes home with.
02:24:38
Yeah.
02:24:39
What he was
02:24:40
I went to if I was driving, I mean, I could take some black bitches on to.
02:24:44
Would just think they ain't going like me because I'm way. Now.
02:24:48
Is this really in Detroit
02:24:50
or is it outside of Detroit?
02:24:53
I mean, it's like, has to be in Detroit.
02:24:55
Yeah.
02:24:56
Well, yeah, I mean, if you look at just just, you know,
02:25:00
you know, how things work around here.
02:25:02
Just look at the damn. Oh, look at the streets.
02:25:04
Look at the, you know, surrounding houses.
02:25:06
Look at the,
02:25:10
Okay, look at the eight mile.
02:25:15
Look at the acceptance of the behavior is really like it's this doesn't go on.
02:25:19
And you're in a nice city for Gary City.
02:25:28
They're shooting fireworks from the car.
02:25:31
I, you know, it's hard to tell exactly, but.
02:25:33
Yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah.
02:25:35
Circle of gas.
02:25:36
I enjoy the movie is actually, believe I'm
02:25:40
not mistaken.
02:25:44
So I have a little bit of the can't do any the police can't do anything.
02:25:48
That's the.
02:25:49
It's like they're not doing anything.
02:25:51
They just can't.
02:25:52
I have a little bit of sympathy for them.
02:25:54
Like, what are they supposed to do nowadays to let off steam?
02:25:57
Nothing is allowed.
02:25:59
What do you mean, not even steam?
02:26:01
What do you mean?
02:26:02
What do you mean by vein?
02:26:03
What do I mean by let off steam?
02:26:05
You're. What are you.
02:26:06
You're 40 something now.
02:26:07
You don't remember being late? Yeah.
02:26:10
You know what I used to do to let off steam?
02:26:12
I would play basketball, I would disc golf, I would drink, I would smoke,
02:26:16
I would drive around in circles drinking and smoking.
02:26:22
I don't I don't think so.
02:26:26
I said I never did shit like this.
02:26:28
Yeah, well, maybe like one time, barely in my mom's fucking van in the AMC
02:26:33
parking lot back when that shit was that fucking the old AMC, off Shanter.
02:26:38
All right. So it was kind of an honest question.
02:26:39
What we used to do is we used to go to the middle of the woods, drag
02:26:43
a fucking keg of beer, and party like this in the woods without the cars.
02:26:47
We didn't do the car. Bullshit.
02:26:49
But nowadays, like every woods, especially with drones.
02:26:52
So the kids are not allowed. This is.
02:26:55
This is in the middle of the city.
02:26:57
This isn't in the middle of the woods.
02:26:59
The woods.
02:27:00
All right, so I could scream bloody murder out here.
02:27:03
And the only people that would hear me are the people in this house right now
02:27:06
arguing my same point without realizing it.
02:27:08
My point is, there's no place where they allow what we used to be able to do.
02:27:12
Like they don't they can't just go to the woods.
02:27:14
What do you mean, they don't allow it? I can do it out here.
02:27:16
I just told you, I.
02:27:17
You do it right here.
02:27:18
Do you have your own woods?
02:27:21
Would you mind if 400,000 teenagers came and partied on your property?
02:27:25
Yeah. You privates, my woods. Yeah, there's.
02:27:28
I mean, I places to go. What do you mean?
02:27:32
This isn't a necessity?
02:27:33
Here's another thing too. Is there used to be.
02:27:35
Fuck, 60, 100 years ago.
02:27:38
They didn't need to have this outlet of aggression.
02:27:40
Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? You're literally okay.
02:27:43
No, I didn't I didn't say it out of aggression structure to go.
02:27:45
No, this is okay.
02:27:47
No smoke. What are you going to fight?
02:27:49
No, no, this is unacceptable across the fucking board.
02:27:52
If you agreed, I merely said I have empathy.
02:27:55
You don't do it in a big crowd.
02:27:57
This is a riot.
02:27:58
This is a big crowd.
02:27:59
This is a fucking huge situation.
02:28:01
When you are a part of this,
02:28:03
if you're just doing it with a couple buddies in the woods
02:28:05
and you're maybe making a tiny bit of noise and you're only,
02:28:08
you know, harming the couple residents that maybe can hear you from a stone's
02:28:11
throw away because maybe you're tearing up.
02:28:14
You drove into a cornfield a little bit fucked up,
02:28:16
and then drove right back out of it for two seconds, you know?
02:28:19
But this is like everyone driving through the cornfield for more than two seconds.
02:28:24
You can't do this. You can't do that.
02:28:27
I'm not arguing.
02:28:28
I'm not.
02:28:29
I'm not debating any of those Indiana illegally in a cornfield
02:28:33
that they said in a way that they said, don't let off a fucking fireworks.
02:28:37
And if everyone was doing it, we would have all been in trouble.
02:28:40
But since Will and I just did it, we got away with it, you know?
02:28:43
I mean, like, it was it was no harm, no foul.
02:28:46
And if we got in trouble, that would be fine, because we're the
02:28:49
assholes.
02:28:49
When everyone's the asshole and you're making an okay, you go,
02:28:53
oh yeah, it's okay for them that all the assholes?
02:28:56
No, you don't ever fucking do that.
02:29:00
Yeah. Agreed. Totally.
02:29:01
But what are they supposed to do? All right. Thank you.
02:29:03
What do you mean, what are they supposed to do?
02:29:05
We used to have 25.
02:29:06
It's like we used to come in some of this shit.
02:29:11
We used to have 25 cent beer night at the Ritz.
02:29:13
We could go to, you know, blow off steam is the expression I'm going to.
02:29:17
You would go light off cause havoc in the streets,
02:29:20
do donuts, let light off fucking fireworks in public areas.
02:29:24
Cause like, cause people to have noise disturbances all fucking night.
02:29:28
That would be you.
02:29:29
You would cause a riot. Essentially a riot.
02:29:31
This is a riot.
02:29:32
That's a riot.
02:29:32
You have a you said our neighborhoods.
02:29:35
But I don't think our neighborhoods
02:29:36
are the same because on the 4th of July, it is Saigon, Vietnam here.
02:29:39
Yeah, that everyone just lights off.
02:29:41
Everything on the 4th of July.
02:29:43
What night was that?
02:29:43
2 or 3 nights on both sides.
02:29:45
Two of the whole week.
02:29:47
They're still. They were still doing it last night.
02:29:49
Yeah, definitely.
02:29:51
And they were doing it not like the streets were all doing donuts and
02:29:55
definitely in the middle of the street. Yeah.
02:29:56
Walk on the sidewalk. Drive on the sidewalk. Fireworks.
02:29:59
The street is for fireworks for this weekend.
02:30:02
And, I mean, I'm serious.
02:30:04
I'm serious.
02:30:04
Mortar fireworks?
02:30:05
No, I live in a neighborhood of.
02:30:08
I don't live on property. Sorry.
02:30:09
I live in a neighborhood, too.
02:30:10
I got fucking acre.
02:30:12
Yeah, right.
02:30:13
Yeah, I don't my my yard is postwar.
02:30:17
It's not measured in averages 200 and feet.
02:30:21
Yeah. Do they divide this shit up? Fine.
02:30:23
I don't give a shit that.
02:30:24
No, some people don't want a yard.
02:30:26
People don't want to do the maintenance or that's just what
02:30:28
you got a yard, you know? Hey.
02:30:29
Well, now hold on.
02:30:30
I don't mean to be a dick.
02:30:32
No, I got like that.
02:30:33
I feel bad, I got like, a I just like the, you know, I got like a 50 by 80 yard.
02:30:38
I mean, my living, my living yard space is plenty.
02:30:41
Fits my grill.
02:30:42
I like I like my backyard. It's my grill.
02:30:44
I don't got to do like really big table bocce ball.
02:30:49
No. I'm jealous.
02:30:50
My bitches sisters talk about the front yard
02:30:53
like your sisters
02:30:56
in the front.
02:30:58
Bitches. Sisters.
02:30:59
Old house.
02:31:00
Who, is it her or ex-husband's house now?
02:31:03
Pictures. They've just.
02:31:04
Their backyard is literally.
02:31:06
It's not the biggest backyard, but it's it's literally just mainly a pool.
02:31:10
And it's.
02:31:11
He came over here to pick up their kids, and he was like,
02:31:14
oh, this backyard is great. And I'm like, yeah, I love it.
02:31:16
But at the same time,
02:31:17
I wouldn't mind a fucking zero maintenance backyard with a fucking pool.
02:31:21
That's that's not bad either.
02:31:23
You know, two things that you just said are very, paradoxical pool
02:31:27
and zero maintenance do not. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
02:31:30
No, that's I'm saying like, obviously there's going to be pool maintenance,
02:31:32
but you don't have like the, the trade off grass cutting.
02:31:35
Yeah.
02:31:36
I would bet you're going to be cheaper with pool maintenance versus grass.
02:31:38
I'm a piece of shit, dude.
02:31:40
With pools we got when I was in Texas.
02:31:42
How many episodes are we?
02:31:44
We've we've had antiques.
02:31:46
What are those things called? You know, the little blob.
02:31:47
Not a blob pool, but a fucking, like a four foot.
02:31:51
It looks like a little
02:31:52
gumdrop, little inflatable edge.
02:31:56
Yeah.
02:31:56
I've never had one last more than a couple of weeks before shit falls in. It.
02:32:01
Oh. Okay.
02:32:08
All right.
02:32:08
For our, younger viewers, go to bad.
02:32:11
Dude, your parents are complete shit heads.
02:32:14
They need CPS.
02:32:15
Call on them. You should not be watching the show.
02:32:18
For the adults that are watching that don't want to be offended.
02:32:20
We're about to apparently watch a road moncks get mowed down
02:32:23
and most likely killed or seriously critically injured.
02:32:26
So please turn away and don't watch.
02:32:27
If you don't want to watch this,
02:32:30
but we're going to play it anyway.
02:32:31
I can't turn away.
02:32:36
Oh, there's even sound.
02:32:39
What happens next?
02:32:42
Everyone gets ice cream.
02:32:46
We could try and make it funny.
02:32:49
Obviously, we feel bad for any family members.
02:32:51
Oh, wait. Their monks? Yeah. Don't have family.
02:32:56
Who love everybody like family.
02:33:04
And money.
02:33:07
Oh my God.
02:33:10
He follows the motorcycle.
02:33:11
That's not.
02:33:12
He's driving a car. Oh.
02:33:18
He horns before it came.
02:33:20
This is nice about it, dude.
02:33:22
It's like domino. Oh, no.
02:33:25
None of them spit out. They all stick like.
02:33:27
I mean, maybe a couple do initially, but, like, do they all just, like,
02:33:30
I don't know, mush into each other
02:33:31
and just kind of continue on the front of the vehicle?
02:33:34
Why does it have to be on Facebook?
02:33:35
I cannot change, I can't grab the sponge or
02:33:39
sputter huger I can you at least slow down?
02:33:42
Can you slow mo? I don't think you said that. Speed.
02:33:44
Yeah, I want to watch it. Regular speed first.
02:33:47
Okay.
02:33:49
Oh my. Yeah, they all go with it.
02:33:51
It's like he hit a row chair and they're just all together.
02:33:54
It's exactly what I thought it would be like.
02:33:56
Yeah. Slow.
02:33:58
Right.
02:34:01
I don't know I mean, I don't mean to be mean,
02:34:04
but why did they sound so hard?
02:34:07
Is what I want to know.
02:34:08
It sounded like a most row of chairs to.
02:34:11
Yeah, chairs or a fence.
02:34:13
Whatever you said that sounded exactly like that, I don't know. Yeah.
02:34:16
Picket fence, I guess, except instead of the other thing, like people.
02:34:20
Right.
02:34:25
There.
02:34:29
Is. The guy.
02:34:32
Hey, there's 11 year old behind the wheel. Oh.
02:34:38
This guy is just passing by the.
02:34:39
Like it when I do to do all the way to prayer.
02:34:44
No one's the do I have.
02:34:49
To collect them.
02:34:52
Yeah.
02:34:53
Do you think so? No art among our monks.
02:34:56
Like in the main thing. Like they don't talk or mute.
02:34:59
So no one, no one could yell to each other about, like, look out!
02:35:02
Oh, silence.
02:35:05
Right.
02:35:05
God has to be compassionate enough to be able to make an exception.
02:35:08
In that case.
02:35:09
Look, Sorry, dude, you yelled
02:35:13
and now you're going to burden how,
02:35:18
It's all your mom, okay?
02:35:19
You gotta exploit them all.
02:35:22
These are the more.
02:35:25
No, I don't they only let me go to 8 or 5,
02:35:29
and it there's this weird shit, and that.
02:35:34
Is weird
02:35:35
to. Me.
02:35:45
I should have sped it up to the motorcycle.
02:35:46
Went back right?
02:35:50
Maybe even cooler if I had to.
02:35:51
Generally.
02:35:52
Nana nana nana nana nana nana.
02:35:56
Just come.
02:35:59
I think you know what?
02:36:01
It was the motorcycle's fault.
02:36:03
They're all. They're all.
02:36:04
They're all looking the wrong way now. They're like, what the fuck was there?
02:36:07
He just drove, right? Wait, no, it's a street.
02:36:08
They have some gas motor.
02:36:10
So it's hard to dodge faster than a car moved.
02:36:14
If you can dodge a car,
02:36:15
you can jump to the side.
02:36:19
I don't
02:36:21
well, that's what I want to know. When the first.
02:36:22
Why doesn't like the first couple I think got out of the way.
02:36:25
Or at least the two.
02:36:26
And no, it's weird because it hits right in between that clump.
02:36:29
There's that little break between that first group
02:36:31
and the second group, and it nails right in between. Fun.
02:36:34
Why does the flag of Israel so
02:36:37
hold them and not the rest of them,
02:36:40
or whatever they believe in?
02:36:42
He's definitely carrying a flag there.
02:36:43
It looks like the Israeli flag.
02:36:48
Itself in the.
02:36:54
You hear the skirt, right?
02:36:55
It's like, I think he's trying to love the 11 year
02:36:57
olds trying to steer at 70 miles an hour correctly.
02:37:00
But he's having trouble, you know.
02:37:02
Oh, you got the cruise.
02:37:03
You got the cruise control on and he can't reach the bridge.
02:37:05
Turn it off and
02:37:08
he's hitting that turns it off.
02:37:10
He. Yeah.
02:37:11
But he doesn't know that he missed the first couple.
02:37:14
Yeah.
02:37:15
How do you know how to turn it on. Maybe it wasn't.
02:37:17
So why was an 11 year old driving.
02:37:20
It's Thailand okay.
02:37:23
So that's legit. They're I don't know.
02:37:26
I don't think so.
02:37:27
But it's more acceptable than here.
02:37:29
I'm assuming.
02:37:30
I mean, they can rape 11 year olds.
02:37:33
They're not gone.
02:37:34
Everyone's back, everyone's gone.
02:37:36
Everyone's back.
02:37:37
They can have sex with 11 year olds, and it's not that much of a crime, I think.
02:37:42
Oh, I think I actually heard a bad.
02:37:46
Yeah. So look, does he hear the first one?
02:37:48
He's good.
02:37:49
Number 123 and four five.
02:37:52
Message five of them missed.
02:37:55
Yeah. They're in the. Yeah.
02:37:55
But just any of the next several end up in that ditch.
02:37:58
Or do they all stay on that hood.
02:38:02
No one in the ditch the digits.
02:38:04
How tall it is. Look how tall.
02:38:07
Look how fucking tall.
02:38:08
They feel so bad for the monks because they're just.
02:38:11
But oh, my God, this is incredible.
02:38:13
You understand? This is a human centipede.
02:38:15
Three of those guys
02:38:16
heads are up to the ass of the guy in front of them to their shoulder.
02:38:21
DC no one ricocheted. Left, right.
02:38:23
That car hit them all straight fucking,
02:38:29
I just did.
02:38:32
They all jump? Do you think they jumped? It ended up on the.
02:38:34
No, no.
02:38:35
They are now riding on the truck.
02:38:38
Except for the first time.
02:38:39
You can only do once. Me?
02:38:43
I wish there was a second camera footage, you see.
02:38:46
Like, did he break off blue off of it or what?
02:38:49
All right. Yeah.
02:38:50
One of that ends well. No, he.
02:38:52
If he didn't stop through any of that, he didn't stop after either.
02:38:55
He he kept going to light something.
02:38:58
I mean, they did a
02:38:59
lot of them died like, majority of that died.
02:39:02
So I to collecting despite them collecting.
02:39:06
Yeah.
02:39:08
Let's see.
02:39:08
So the first one, 12345123.
02:39:14
Oh, my lord, that is so fast.
02:39:16
Never mind. Oh, God, I forgot how fast.
02:39:18
I don't really want.
02:39:19
Yeah,
02:39:21
this is just going over.
02:39:22
This is.
02:39:24
That's normal speed.
02:39:25
But it's better.
02:39:26
No, it's okay.
02:39:29
It doesn't matter.
02:39:30
It's still way faster than you.
02:39:32
Forget how fast that is. That's.
02:39:34
Yeah.
02:39:40
Yeah, it's still pile up.
02:39:45
It it it gets funny.
02:39:46
And then.
02:39:47
And then my stomach hurts and then it's funny, and then my stomach hurts.
02:39:52
Oh, fuck.
02:39:53
This guy.
02:39:54
I'm not crying.
02:39:56
Man. Two and a Half Men. Jon Cryer.
02:39:59
I know Jon Cryer. Pretty in pink.
02:40:03
Yeah, he was some pretty in pink bean.
02:40:05
It had to do with violence at the same level that I have violence.
02:40:09
I can tell you I was a Buddhist monk.
02:40:13
And people try to do this with their drugs,
02:40:15
but I just like the way Andrew
02:40:18
says, like food.
02:40:20
No. Not food.
02:40:22
Now, this is Ned from South Park in the middle of town. No.
02:40:25
Did you can't we talk about it?
02:40:28
Let's go with. No.
02:40:30
Agree to disagree.
02:40:32
Well, I mean, we can agree that you can't say that you have.
02:40:36
I can agree that I can't talk about what exactly
02:40:39
what I was doing or vaguely, exactly.
02:40:43
You've clearly never you never been.
02:40:44
It had to deal with violence.
02:40:46
Exactly. Not as in quotes.
02:40:49
Oh. We did that one already.
02:40:51
Yeah, we did.
02:40:54
Oh, dear.
02:40:59
Titties for men.
02:41:06
It's just something that everybody can see.
02:41:09
Height is just titties for men.
02:41:17
It's just something that was funnier when it just said titties for men.
02:41:20
I thought it was like some new kind of fragrance that.
02:41:23
Yeah, same as above.
02:41:26
So below.
02:41:27
Titties, dick face.
02:41:28
I fucking hate you for men, Dick
02:41:33
bullshit.
02:41:34
Shut the fuck.
02:41:37
Fuck you in his mind, Brady,
02:41:40
Brady and ordinary as above and so below.
02:41:45
Because he's so close.
02:41:46
Brady and
02:41:48
I could see it, but it's our way with his mind.
02:41:51
He'll say, give us
02:41:53
13 minutes and your show is Brady and draw extension.
02:41:58
Now Brady draw.
02:42:00
Have a good night flat talk to your buddy.
02:42:05
That you didn't earn.
02:42:10
And you
02:42:10
just show up and get treated better than the rest of us.
02:42:14
And act like it's something you fucking accomplished
02:42:16
on your own.
02:42:20
Height is just titties for me.
02:42:22
I think it's mostly the mother.
02:42:23
If she doesn't smoke when you're pregnant,
02:42:25
you might actually make it to regular height.
02:42:29
And. Oh, flippers.
02:42:31
Yeah. It's weird. So sorry.
02:42:32
Sorry. I completely side by the subject, but,
02:42:34
for some reason, the non-sequitur playlist.
02:42:37
The playlist is not the things that you've been clicking on or not
02:42:41
been showing that they've been shown already for some reason on my own.
02:42:44
But that's okay. Doesn't matter. You're right. Do you know why?
02:42:47
Because I fucked up when I'm on the actual show 63. So.
02:42:51
Okay, so that makes sense.
02:42:53
You can fix it.
02:42:55
You want to fix it? I don't give a shit.
02:42:56
I don't give her, I don't care. You're in control.
02:42:58
I don't know if you play it or not.
02:42:59
So you're in control on it ends up here. Go here.
02:43:03
No. Oh, no.
02:43:04
Let's just keep going.
02:43:05
No, let's just continue the show.
02:43:09
Oh, I'm going to continue the show, but I'm going to say, see that I
02:43:13
when I went to save the show, I really enjoyed when I went to save
02:43:15
the show, I didn't back I didn't back off the,
02:43:20
Yeah.
02:43:23
But that's all right.
02:43:24
We have about ten years, 20 more to go.
02:43:27
You know, you guys sent in 51 fucking videos this week?
02:43:30
I wasn't sure, and I haven't been sure.
02:43:33
So every single week, like, for maybe the last two months,
02:43:38
I've been going, like, is this too many?
02:43:40
Is this too many, is this too many?
02:43:42
And it never has been.
02:43:44
And so this is the first time that I just kind of went, well,
02:43:46
you know, some of the shit is like multiples of the same shit.
02:43:50
The skydiver parachute.
02:43:51
I just love the fact that it's different angles.
02:43:53
The, the climbers each like a minute videos, but there's like five of them.
02:43:58
So it's really not it's it's padded but it's not.
02:44:01
It's not what it seems in my opinion.
02:44:03
But you know, good.
02:44:09
This is too many.
02:44:10
But I was okay now.
02:44:11
I just updated like a year ago and I switched over to, save it as default.
02:44:17
And I'm just going to use this one now.
02:44:19
Yeah, but I can't wait till we get that.
02:44:20
We should have done that parachute crash on the YouTube.
02:44:23
And because all that was just happy go lucky.
02:44:26
But, so I love the different angles.
02:44:28
That's my favorite.
02:44:29
Like parachute crashing I think. Ever.
02:44:32
But good luck.
02:44:32
There's like, man, that was just about tall men about me.
02:44:37
How dare he appropriating my culture and tell jokes.
02:44:39
Imagine me go up there, tell jokes about black people as if like,
02:44:42
I understand
02:44:43
the black struggle and he's going to come up here
02:44:45
and be like, oh, I'm going to tell jokes about tall guys.
02:44:47
Unless he's also tall. But
02:44:49
I don't think so.
02:44:50
You you can do that because I think Black Out does the tallness,
02:44:56
you know, up here, his blackness is way better
02:44:58
than the Tallness.
02:45:03
Part aimed at a black owned
02:45:05
Atlanta farmers market is being met with an overwhelming show of support.
02:45:10
The owners say someone, well, I mean, who's going to love.
02:45:13
It was Chelsea's.
02:45:15
Ashley Lincoln talked with customers at the other stand.
02:45:18
They're just selling watermelon to support.
02:45:20
I don't know.
02:45:21
Yeah.
02:45:21
Business has finally started to slow down out here all day.
02:45:24
The community has been showing up in numbers to support
02:45:28
showing up black owned farmers market after, they say,
02:45:32
locally owned black on a slur into a watermelon.
02:45:36
What was it? What they carved into it?
02:45:39
Racial slur.
02:45:42
What did he say?
02:45:44
Well, you got some color, right?
02:45:45
I mean, that narrows it down to, like, five,
02:45:47
maybe three things, for sure, but I don't know which.
02:45:52
A watermelon, big watermelon.
02:45:54
Some sweet potato.
02:45:57
Oh. Thank you.
02:45:58
Seeing what was carved in,
02:45:59
what was carved while he says making the trip was an easy decision.
02:46:02
He's just saying what she bought. Do you know what, though?
02:46:04
You know, honestly, it didn't stop her from buying it.
02:46:06
She's like, oh, I can wash that shit off. It's still delicious.
02:46:08
Watermelon. Yeah, it's.
02:46:10
I didn't ruin the inside of it.
02:46:13
Pretty black.
02:46:13
It's still pink on the inside.
02:46:16
Shit.
02:46:17
Racial slur when they say that about, you know,
02:46:19
and I mean, so if you were to approach like a business
02:46:24
and you see a bunch of black people there, are you to assume that it's not
02:46:27
black owned unless there's a sign that says it is.
02:46:32
Nowadays, there's usually a sign that says it is.
02:46:34
Oh, the white people just hired a bunch of black people.
02:46:36
Like, are we supposed to assume that if we don't see that sign or right, that's
02:46:40
I always I was told that if you start a business,
02:46:42
especially a food business,
02:46:43
if you put it in your wife's name, you get all kinds of women.
02:46:47
Title.
02:46:47
Whatever benefits from having a woman owned business.
02:46:50
Maybe it's the same with black owned firms, right?
02:46:54
It's a good point.
02:46:55
Excuse me, black people, may I borrow you to put on my name and my business
02:46:59
market?
02:46:59
And Elon Woods says he made the disturbing discovery last month.
02:47:03
Wait, I you know what? It's fake.
02:47:05
I'm sure it's the black people did it. This is all for marketing.
02:47:07
Nobody heard about their little watermelon stay until somebody wrote on it.
02:47:10
Dropping watermelons at a local community center.
02:47:13
When I got out of the car, dropping watermelons and that racial slur.
02:47:18
What was it?
02:47:18
Stop calling it a racial slur. It.
02:47:21
And I was taken aback.
02:47:23
What do you suppose it said?
02:47:25
I don't know, but this ties
02:47:26
in with the, watermelon, story from last week.
02:47:30
It sure does.
02:47:31
I don't know, they blur it out.
02:47:32
They won't let us see it.
02:47:35
See, I don't like it like that little white.
02:47:37
Is it that little white section, or is that, like the sticker from the store?
02:47:40
Because.
02:47:40
Like where? Like
02:47:41
because they blur that whole section out and it doesn't look like it's deep.
02:47:44
Like, I don't know how I'd be curious on what it looks like.
02:47:49
I just want to know what it really looks like.
02:47:50
I'm not saying that it doesn't say what what they claim it says.
02:47:53
I just want to know exactly how deep this carving is and which,
02:47:58
like how it's somebody's written making facts about.
02:48:02
I don't know why that matters, but I just like to see it.
02:48:04
So yeah, it's weird. I'd like to see it.
02:48:07
So it said using the N-word,
02:48:09
the audacity.
02:48:10
The business shared the incident on social media.
02:48:12
We're just going to keep doing what we're doing.
02:48:14
Our work is too important.
02:48:15
Wait, he shared it and, well, yeah, that's typically what you should do.
02:48:19
But we're just going to keep doing what we're doing.
02:48:20
But obviously you brought this to the media's attention and try to get them on.
02:48:24
I mean, I guess if you're trying to sell your product,
02:48:26
I guess this isn't a bad like this is a good way to do it.
02:48:30
Every black person is going to be like,
02:48:32
I want to know this in general, even white people.
02:48:34
I don't give a shit.
02:48:35
We're being victimized, you know? Why don't you come support us?
02:48:37
This man's got a bass pro shops hat on like he like.
02:48:40
That's the way this thing in the fucking world,
02:48:42
like, these people don't seem like bad people.
02:48:44
Like, just because they're black are people, like,
02:48:46
just because they're bad people.
02:48:48
Well, no, I didn't mean what you said.
02:48:50
These people,
02:48:53
I love you.
02:48:53
I'm like.
02:48:54
I'm like people thinking
02:48:57
I love good people.
02:48:59
Black, white, yellow, red.
02:49:02
I like good people.
02:49:04
Supreme people.
02:49:05
I know just good people from across Georgia
02:49:09
to stock up on fresh produce problems.
02:49:11
Who decides?
02:49:13
Do you decide who people are?
02:49:14
Assholes.
02:49:16
Asshole.
02:49:17
Hey, yeah, I do, I decide yes,
02:49:19
something that I felt wasn't necessarily I give favor to people who deserve it.
02:49:24
I give not favored to people who don't deserve it.
02:49:28
You should keep a list and then share it with other people and charge them
02:49:30
a surprise.
02:49:31
I check it twice. Yeah,
02:49:34
asshole.com.
02:49:36
What?
02:49:41
What?
02:49:42
Louis white continue.
02:49:44
I'm trying to stay with a theme without going non-sequitur.
02:49:47
We're on the Black Rod right now.
02:49:48
Black? Who's black for summer?
02:49:50
The best way is to hop on the dumbest, most dangerous
02:49:54
workout trend you can find at Missy's.
02:49:57
Oh my gosh, there are plenty of them.
02:50:01
Fitness enthusiasts are taking a swing at a new trend called Sword Yoga, right?
02:50:06
Hold the fuck up.
02:50:08
Sorry.
02:50:09
Executive decision here.
02:50:11
I'm looking.
02:50:13
Wait, I'm on the wrong screen.
02:50:16
Should have been ready. I'm going to get there.
02:50:17
Give me a second.
02:50:21
Sorry about the sound.
02:50:27
Oh, dipshit.
02:50:30
Doing that workout.
02:50:31
Oh, my God, did you watch all nine hours?
02:50:38
Dangerous workout.
02:50:39
I've come across that this is one of them.
02:50:51
Okay.
02:50:52
And pull off into the side. Lunch.
02:50:55
Mixing elements of kung fu, yoga and dance.
02:50:58
Bringing centuries old tools to a new crowd and real swords.
02:51:03
Sword yoga.
02:51:05
This combines my two favorite activities doing yoga and watching women die.
02:51:11
Lopping off my penis. Yes.
02:51:14
Oh. Oh.
02:51:15
The irony.
02:51:16
I got into yoga so I can suck my own,
02:51:20
not cut it off.
02:51:23
My only question
02:51:24
is, do I have to buy my own sword?
02:51:27
Or can I borrow one from my virgin neighbor
02:51:31
who's really into Japanese stuff and buy stuff?
02:51:35
I mean, it could be that much.
02:51:37
I, I so I also,
02:51:41
I literally just come back from this.
02:51:45
What is is turning heads with its unexpected.
02:51:52
I got to talk about weed for a second.
02:51:53
Oh yeah.
02:51:57
Yeah.
02:51:59
Athena said this back in Chicago.
02:52:02
Mercy, mercy me that mercy you like. Go.
02:52:05
I've been, debating with people about holding in smoke.
02:52:09
The longer you like, start like a sponge, the higher your higher than a kite.
02:52:14
What do you. What's your opinion on that?
02:52:16
I've seen research that says that your lungs,
02:52:19
inhale or absorb whatever amount of THC you're going to absorb
02:52:23
within the first, like, however, like split seconds.
02:52:27
Yeah, yeah.
02:52:28
And so it's not necessary.
02:52:30
So it's even worse.
02:52:31
It's fun. It's sometimes just fun to do it.
02:52:34
It is.
02:52:34
You get a head rush, but that's a head
02:52:35
rush from the coding of car and the lack of oxygen in the over.
02:52:39
Yeah.
02:52:39
Well,
02:52:40
sometimes if you're like, you know, maybe having something that you're not supposed
02:52:43
to, vape of some sort in areas that maybe you're not supposed to like.
02:52:48
Well, just hypothetically, like if you were to just be a person
02:52:51
that would maybe, like, smoking vape in, like an airport bathroom, or you maybe
02:52:55
were a person who were maybe, like in the middle of like a midnight flight,
02:52:59
try to, like, hit a vape and then like on an airplane, like,
02:53:02
if you were to, I would pathetically, I would assume.
02:53:06
Yeah, allegedly.
02:53:07
Hypothetically assume that if you were to hold it in that the
02:53:10
the because if I did it right now, I could show you
02:53:13
like when you hold it in longer, you blow out less like visual.
02:53:17
Right. But do you know why?
02:53:18
Obviously you know why.
02:53:19
Because obviously more absorbs in your body.
02:53:22
Obviously it doesn't absorb coats.
02:53:24
Yeah, it's thick coats.
02:53:26
So I've been smoking like that my whole life
02:53:28
and I'm trying to train myself out of it now.
02:53:29
It's very difficult, but I'm doing it
02:53:32
into one of my oldest best friends.
02:53:33
I have to tell him again, I'm stupid.
02:53:36
You're smart.
02:53:38
I was wrong.
02:53:39
You were right. Vape more than anything. These.
02:53:41
You're the best. I'm the worst.
02:53:43
I need more edibles.
02:53:44
Very good looking. I'm not attractive.
02:53:47
All right.
02:53:48
As long as I'm willing to admit that.
02:53:50
Nuh I try to face swap, but that's black.
02:53:54
Me? Yeah.
02:53:55
Ponytail. Yeah. It still looks like Charles.
02:53:57
Especially because he kind of has, like, the squinty eyes to a little bit.
02:54:01
I have a feeling that maybe.
02:54:02
But I wasn't sure. It's hard to tell.
02:54:05
No, but, that's okay.
02:54:07
That's funny when you do, I enjoy that.
02:54:10
I swap a white person for a black person.
02:54:12
Well, I ended up this, like, weird pink.
02:54:15
Not very good pink.
02:54:18
But. Yeah.
02:54:18
So I'm trying.
02:54:20
I'm trying to hold it in, even though I may not hold it in.
02:54:22
Even though the THC. Last thing sucks.
02:54:25
The main reason why I argued it is because people told me that, and they said
02:54:28
you absorbed 95% of the THC from the hit, but there's still plenty of.
02:54:34
Yeah, plenty of THC left.
02:54:36
Your your your lungs cut it off after 95%.
02:54:41
They cannot absorb 100%.
02:54:43
And then anything after that is just tar.
02:54:49
A bad thing though,
02:54:51
is I'm finding myself so like smoke here by the studio.
02:54:54
I have to dust now because there's smoke raining down everywhere.
02:54:57
Because, yeah, I used to hold it in a little longer.
02:54:59
So what are you doing?
02:55:00
Like, I know there's not a lot of, like, I've never heard
02:55:04
anyone say that Lego strips the THC from from any of the smoke.
02:55:08
I'm sure it has to take some out right?
02:55:10
Because other, like, drinking water, bong water wouldn't be a thing, right?
02:55:14
It shouldn't be, but, you know.
02:55:17
Yeah.
02:55:18
No, you know, when you're younger and I never purposely drank bong water.
02:55:23
Yeah, yeah, just for the.
02:55:26
I know everyone said watch out for me.
02:55:29
It was all for me, though. Was my own.
02:55:31
Oh, I don't care if it's some other people.
02:55:32
It's just it's the most nasty.
02:55:34
Oh, it's gross if it's from other people. Do the.
02:55:37
I don't think it's any grosser.
02:55:40
Yeah.
02:55:42
You're, you're you're anti humanist.
02:55:45
What do you know. I'm just saying no.
02:55:46
But I think
02:55:48
it does some shit for me.
02:55:50
It does strip some from it.
02:55:52
But they do say that.
02:55:53
Like what pipe and water bong are like your highest
02:55:58
THC percentage when smoking joint
02:56:02
is second or third blunt is for.
02:56:07
Listen, though, if your lungs. That's all a myth.
02:56:09
Because if your lungs can only get
02:56:10
to a 95% capacity in a second, it just depends on how it burns.
02:56:14
It just depends on the rate of burns in the heat
02:56:16
in which it burns is really what, some of that.
02:56:18
You're just putting more tar.
02:56:19
You just put more tar in your body of your overcooking it if you're overheating it.
02:56:23
Yeah. Like that's why the water bong, you be like, oh,
02:56:27
damn.
02:56:27
Directly I think
02:56:28
it filters some of the tar is out, even though it may strip some of the THC.
02:56:32
It's probably not enough.
02:56:33
But the stars is really what the water bongs about.
02:56:35
But, I thought bowl was.
02:56:38
I thought number one, of as far as THC absorption.
02:56:41
And I think I'm not sure exactly why that is.
02:56:48
But that's what.
02:56:49
Yeah, yeah.
02:56:52
Why some kind of receptor closes
02:56:55
off for your protection.
02:56:58
You know, obviously, if it if it's soaked at all
02:57:00
and you'd probably die or get too much THC.
02:57:05
No, there's no such thing.
02:57:07
No, but there is no, there isn't.
02:57:11
No, there is on your lungs when it is.
02:57:14
That's why your lungs cut it off at 95%.
02:57:17
What do you mean that's not. It's not.
02:57:19
They don't.
02:57:20
That's not how that works. That's not what's happening.
02:57:22
Yeah, yeah. There's receptors in your lungs.
02:57:24
Your lungs are saying no, no, it's too much. Yes.
02:57:28
That was just the capability.
02:57:29
It's like going oh this jug
02:57:31
only like this one gallon jug only holds a gallon of water like that.
02:57:35
There's a capacity limit. See, that's what I thought, too.
02:57:37
Like a sponge.
02:57:38
That's. It's a percentage capacity.
02:57:40
It's sort of a sponge. No, no.
02:57:43
Yeah, yeah, it has nothing to do.
02:57:44
A sponge like a capacity, like a sponge.
02:57:47
There's receptors.
02:57:48
And those receptors are triggered to either
02:57:50
allow it to come in and you get high, or close it off and block it.
02:57:54
Once you hit 95% of the THC that you're going to get from one hit,
02:57:57
those receptors kick in and block you from getting any more.
02:58:01
So even if you take a hacksaw, can bong hit?
02:58:05
What?
02:58:05
Why does that make sense?
02:58:06
That makes no sense.
02:58:07
Because you can. You can.
02:58:10
Your lungs have a lot more capacity.
02:58:11
But if you filled it all with THC, I'm pretty sure you would at least.
02:58:14
Yeah, but there's different levels
02:58:16
of THC and different levels of THC gets you higher.
02:58:19
Like, it's like if I go get some, like,
02:58:24
fucking mosquito.
02:58:25
If I go get three a gram, like you said, you could have a 300%.
02:58:29
You're going to get 95% of that 300%.
02:58:31
I got some crumble.
02:58:32
You can have some shitty 20% shatter,
02:58:36
right? Sure, sure.
02:58:38
But there's a
02:58:38
there's a time where it's you don't you can't get past a certain point.
02:58:42
You're totally okay.
02:58:43
That makes no sense.
02:58:43
You're going, oh, a percentage of what you're in, you inhale, then 95%.
02:58:47
If it makes no sense, then you're going to hold it in longer,
02:58:51
right?
02:58:51
That's more capacity.
02:58:53
More.
02:58:53
But why why does oh why does good weed bad weed.
02:58:56
Well as a matter because you can only get a certain amount.
02:58:58
So why would what is the weed percentage matter like in the.
02:59:01
Oh, if you have a percent we and if you if you mix
02:59:04
shatter with fucking also with fucking
02:59:09
frosted fucking high THC like you get really high.
02:59:13
It's not like, oh no, I only get like, why mix all that together when I only get
02:59:17
so high when I smoke?
02:59:18
And it's like I only get an X amount of percentage.
02:59:22
I may suggest that it's a pussy.
02:59:24
My body limits me.
02:59:25
My body limits me from overdosing on not overdosing.
02:59:28
But like, in a general sense, getting too high.
02:59:31
So you can you can actually prove that by taking blood tests like, you know,
02:59:35
hit the three that you think is stronger, find out how much THC is in your blood.
02:59:39
Sure.
02:59:40
I mean, I get that that's a thing because it's measurable in a way by
02:59:42
like when when my buddy might be surprised that it's the same.
02:59:46
I don't understand, what is it, like, the Narcan?
02:59:49
How that works? It's retarded, my bitch.
02:59:51
Explain it to me. And it's like it's. It's retarded.
02:59:54
I don't know, all the way.
02:59:55
You junkie. Or is she a junkie or she in medical?
02:59:58
She know she's in the medical field, but it just like you can be.
03:00:01
You could have.
03:00:02
You could have too much of a toxin in your system.
03:00:04
You take this thing and it blocks the toxin from registering in your body.
03:00:10
Even though it's still in your body.
03:00:11
It makes it makes no sense to me.
03:00:13
I don't get it. If we have, we have switches like that.
03:00:15
You mean if I get, like, too drunk,
03:00:17
I can just put something in my body to make it instantly silver?
03:00:21
I potentially, I don't know,
03:00:23
I don't know if that's a thing yet, but I mean, that's with Jesus.
03:00:27
That's like being 50 years old, finding out
03:00:29
that women can only get pregnant for like a day and a half out of the month.
03:00:31
The Narcan, the Narcan, I think last like 15 minutes.
03:00:35
And you're only you're only know the Narcan the last
03:00:38
15 minutes, and you're only allowed to administer a certain amount.
03:00:42
So you have to know how to time the Narcan out.
03:00:45
And then also they need to get to a medical facility as well.
03:00:48
But it literally blocks the receptors that registered
03:00:52
that toxin in your body, even though it's still in your fucking body,
03:00:56
which makes no sense.
03:00:59
It's a whatever inhibitor like you've
03:01:01
you've heard the commercials of like the water, like it's
03:01:04
like a fucking inhibitor that inhibits like kind of a it makes, I don't get it.
03:01:10
It's ibuprofen does that with pain.
03:01:12
It's like a computer. It's like we're a fucking computer.
03:01:14
It's like we're not an actual organism.
03:01:16
Like you're able to just block a.
03:01:18
It's just like a virus protection.
03:01:19
No, we're not even still here.
03:01:22
I still hang it out, but it's like, no, no, we've blocked it off.
03:01:26
It's like, this makes no sense.
03:01:28
It's in my body.
03:01:28
Why isn't it not killing me? Well, I mean, because
03:01:32
there's not, like an inhibitor that goes, no,
03:01:34
we're going to prevent this oil and fucking whatever that kills
03:01:39
anesthesia can inhibit the entire nerve.
03:01:44
I just don't understand.
03:01:44
It makes no sense to me.
03:01:46
It's all about receptors.
03:01:49
But why?
03:01:50
It's a toxin.
03:01:51
It's in your body. It's. It's well seen.
03:01:53
I try to tell my, my too much of one thing in your system.
03:01:57
So whether you're able to receive it or not through receptors should not matter.
03:02:02
The fact that there is other, like a whole bunch of shit going on in your body,
03:02:07
your brain controls it all.
03:02:08
If you can trick your brain into something that there, then your brain is.
03:02:10
I don't think that's the case.
03:02:12
I just it's just weird that like, oh, we can just ignore it.
03:02:15
Like, oh, we can just, like, ignore and then just pass it.
03:02:17
Is that like, rather than absorbing it?
03:02:20
I don't know, maybe that's a watermelon.
03:02:24
Watermelon? Dora
03:02:27
and or.
03:02:29
I was so disappointed you
03:02:32
cuz they got a.
03:02:38
What's this guy doing?
03:02:40
This is undeniable proof
03:02:42
that there is a God, so it's pretty profound.
03:02:45
Should not be overlooked or rushed through.
03:02:48
It should be examined pontificated
03:02:51
upon, researched thoroughly.
03:02:54
Helen, get in here.
03:02:59
Oh, my.
03:03:00
Finally, after all these years of doubt,
03:03:03
proof.
03:03:11
Atheists from around the world are converging here
03:03:14
and queuing for hours just for a glimpse of the miraculous fruit sex.
03:03:18
So let's see if we can talk to one of them.
03:03:21
Can you tell us what you seen?
03:03:24
What can I say?
03:03:25
My faith been completely destroyed.
03:03:26
Oh, right. So you were a believer? Yeah.
03:03:30
I've got this tomato.
03:03:31
You can just see the initials JC.
03:03:33
Oh, it looks like there's a bee there as well.
03:03:35
It says Jacob.
03:03:38
Yeah.
03:03:39
Oh it's amazing. How does it.
03:03:41
This melon blows my tomato out of the water.
03:03:43
I mean, it's a full sentence.
03:03:44
Punctuation and everything.
03:03:46
Oh, that's good enough for me.
03:03:48
Michael Fruit says there is no God.
03:03:50
So what will you do now?
03:03:54
Let's call a prostitute.
03:03:55
I suppose.
03:03:58
Joining us now is Reverend Stephen Murray.
03:04:01
So, Reverend, what's the church take on this is God damn fool.
03:04:06
No, obviously, there is a God, and he's fine.
03:04:09
This is just typical silly atheists getting carried away.
03:04:11
They look at a random pattern in a piece of fruit
03:04:13
and think they found some message in it. Say man.
03:04:16
Even less absolutely.
03:04:18
There are a million atheists who cut open pieces of fruit today in van
03:04:21
I commented just the tasty flesh and seeds that God put there for them to enjoy.
03:04:25
This particular happens to
03:04:28
what kind of a peasant eats watermelon with seeds nowadays, and a piece of fruit
03:04:32
that happens to resemble he's projected his own meaning onto it.
03:04:36
When you can't afford seedless.
03:04:37
I mean, you could equally say, look at all the horrible suffering in the world
03:04:40
and say that that proves that there's no God.
03:04:42
Good point.
03:04:43
So how do you explain the message?
03:04:45
But it's probably just some random mutation in the watermelons.
03:04:48
Genetics.
03:04:49
Oh no, wait, not that I think, the guy did it.
03:04:53
I don't you know how you explain the message. Pause it.
03:04:55
If you don't want to talk the way this Bible talks,
03:04:58
you should keep your mouth shut.
03:05:03
More religion.
03:05:06
Oh, dear God damn it.
03:05:08
That pepper that you will say after.
03:05:12
Oh my lord. Hold on.
03:05:13
This sounds very similar, except actually in a in a in American right.
03:05:18
We've heard this before.
03:05:20
Sounds very, very familiar. Thank you.
03:05:22
Very good.
03:05:23
Oh no no no no regard.
03:05:26
Oh come on, let me go.
03:05:29
See, that's what they always joke it.
03:05:32
They're not actually saying I love the Amica.
03:05:34
They're actually saying death to America.
03:05:35
Accepting Islam.
03:05:37
I love you all. My God, just.
03:05:39
Yeah, know I know.
03:05:41
That's that's the joke that we've been saying,
03:05:43
but no, they're actually saying Death to America,
03:05:44
and they're saying it in their, Islamic language.
03:05:48
These people are yelling it in death
03:05:51
in America, in death.
03:05:54
American English.
03:05:58
The irony is not
03:05:59
lost on me that the America that he is
03:06:03
so wishing to death literally gives him or recognizes
03:06:08
his right to say this without issue, without exception,
03:06:14
where he's from,
03:06:16
if he said death to where he's from,
03:06:19
they would probably get a machete.
03:06:21
Where do you think he's from?
03:06:23
South Africa and Die rock everywhere.
03:06:26
Like such as the USA,
03:06:29
USA? Yep.
03:06:32
He's walk.
03:06:33
He's literally walking and literally walking in front of cheers.
03:06:36
That's a bit of an echo.
03:06:38
Do you want to say that?
03:06:40
That's right.
03:06:41
I think,
03:06:47
What is that, a photo negative.
03:06:58
You might be muted.
03:06:59
What the fuck is that?
03:07:04
Yeah.
03:07:04
You're muted to me, for me, to me.
03:07:09
I can't hear you.
03:07:11
Oh, fuck.
03:07:12
America, fuck you.
03:07:15
Is that a blond Barbie doing black body?
03:07:20
A just.
03:07:21
I don't understand a piece of shit.
03:07:24
Do you think her titties going to pop out
03:07:27
battery?
03:07:28
Why not? Free time?
03:07:30
Everybody is free.
03:07:32
Is anybody else wondering what color her nipples are?
03:07:35
Do you think they're lighter than her skin?
03:07:37
Or just as black as fuck?
03:07:40
Do but am
03:07:44
fuck the what?
03:07:47
Yeah, there.
03:07:48
There may be something wrong with your audio.
03:07:50
I'm unable to hear you. Can anybody hear me? No, no.
03:07:52
For some reason, my headphone disconnected.
03:07:54
Can you hear me?
03:07:55
That I can, yeah, I can hear you now
03:07:58
for some reason.
03:07:58
Does it sound different? No, no.
03:08:01
I don't know, I can hear you.
03:08:04
Whatever. It's like the sound disconnected.
03:08:06
When that happens, it just fucks my everything up.
03:08:08
But, dude, the the photo.
03:08:11
Best jokes I've ever heard on this show.
03:08:13
Ever.
03:08:14
To this day, that's brilliant.
03:08:17
Is that your birthday?
03:08:20
Fuck you.
03:08:21
Birthday. Fuck you.
03:08:23
Happy birthday. Fuck you.
03:08:24
Happy birthday.
03:08:25
Fuck you, fuck you.
03:08:28
Happy birthday.
03:08:29
Fuck you.
03:08:32
You guys want to hear their special song?
03:08:36
Yeah.
03:08:38
Let me know.
03:08:41
I don't even know how I can find it. It's.
03:08:42
These disappeared.
03:08:48
Too many requests.
03:08:50
What kind of everyone?
03:08:55
Gary.
03:08:58
Thank you. You.
03:09:00
Would you like the funny song now that I sang to you?
03:09:03
Okay. Just like that.
03:09:04
Happy birthday to you.
03:09:07
You live in the zoo.
03:09:10
You like a monkey.
03:09:14
I just, like, want to keep a crowd of everybody.
03:09:20
All right, come on.
03:09:21
I got the beat.
03:09:23
The people fight the power for the family.
03:09:26
Whoa, wait.
03:09:28
What, like, fornicate with them or
03:09:32
you can suck them off.
03:09:34
Hey, hey. So fight the bass.
03:09:36
We're not the only ones that beat, okay?
03:09:40
So be the people.
03:09:43
I say
03:09:45
fuck the people.
03:09:47
Marry the police or kill the power.
03:09:51
They'll still hear me out. Because if you.
03:09:53
If you kill the police, the power will just get more police.
03:09:55
But if you kill the power,
03:09:58
you see what I'm saying?
03:10:00
The people like. Yeah.
03:10:02
I want to know how much we do.
03:10:04
You think he we do you think he has in his hand?
03:10:07
Well, that's a big echo.
03:10:09
Yeah, sorry.
03:10:10
I just I'm trying to make sure my.
03:10:12
I don't know what my shit disconnects.
03:10:13
Sometimes I just have to wait for the input to something else
03:10:17
and then flip it back to what it normally is.
03:10:19
And so I just.
03:10:20
So it's going to be staged, but it's just to make sure everything's okay.
03:10:24
Yeah. Oh like that way. Oh
03:10:29
I didn't know that one was going to do that though.
03:10:32
Oh the people feel the power feed the fuck the poor.
03:10:36
What is he saying?
03:10:38
Feel the fuck the poor
03:10:41
feel the poor need the power,
03:10:45
feel the power.
03:10:46
Fuck the people feel
03:10:48
free.
03:10:49
The poor fucking the without things free.
03:10:53
The power top name is George Floyd.
03:10:55
Feed the poor.
03:10:56
Holy fuck was he saying? What?
03:10:59
Say like can please. Sorry.
03:11:00
I stepped over the top sign there in a different color, says George Floyd.
03:11:06
What about him?
03:11:07
Yeah.
03:11:07
No problem George.
03:11:11
I wasn't when we take the streets.
03:11:14
Yeah, I do too. Oh my god damn anybody. Bikers.
03:11:15
This is a weakness for when we take the streets.
03:11:19
We don't got that many bikes.
03:11:20
So I'm going to start I'm going to take a bike.
03:11:23
See you.
03:11:26
We don't got that many bikes.
03:11:27
Are we just going to steal them?
03:11:31
Because there's a disproportionate
03:11:32
amount of bikes between black people and white people.
03:11:36
So we're just going to steal them to make them more proportionate.
03:11:38
I'm just kidding.
03:11:39
That's not what they're
03:11:41
fuck for.
03:11:43
Fuck the poor, fuck the poor.
03:11:46
He went out in the middle of the street.
03:11:48
Did you know everybody in that boat is that's what they're saying, right?
03:11:52
Just fuck the poor.
03:11:56
Boy oh, boy.
03:12:00
Now that sounds like a poor fuck to port.
03:12:04
I don't know
03:12:06
what are you saying?
03:12:08
If we don't fuck the poor, they don't get.
03:12:11
No. Yeah, we don't get no justice.
03:12:15
No justice for what?
03:12:17
The poor George Floyd, they want to fuck the poor.
03:12:22
So the
03:12:23
first justice for George Floyd, for fucking Ivan.
03:12:27
Isn't Chauvin spending his life in prison?
03:12:29
Isn't isn't Chauvin spending?
03:12:31
You mispronounce something up front, too.
03:12:32
What do you what
03:12:35
you got a problem with my mispronunciation?
03:12:41
Either you mispronounce something very, very much up front
03:12:43
or Gary did, but y'all like whether we're condoning
03:12:46
fuck the poor for poor the for the poor, fuck the poor.
03:12:51
Oh, I finally have finally heard it.
03:12:55
But he's saying
03:12:57
fuck the poor.
03:12:58
He's saying fuck the fourth.
03:13:02
Wait, why fuck the fourth?
03:13:04
Oh my god, dude, I'm not even joking.
03:13:07
I have no idea what they're saying.
03:13:08
That's all.
03:13:08
I could fuck the fourth.
03:13:11
Fuck the fourth. Like the 4th of July.
03:13:13
Go back, go back.
03:13:14
I don't have to go back.
03:13:15
He's going to say it 400 more times or 400 more go.
03:13:19
But the fourth four.
03:13:22
No fucking fourth.
03:13:25
All these. The fourth. Oh wait, are we
03:13:28
the 4th of July?
03:13:29
I can't even say the fourth or the fourth.
03:13:33
Oh wait are we.
03:13:34
Jesus Christ, I thought I was into the black culture.
03:13:36
I'm not.
03:13:37
May the force be with you.
03:13:41
I'm sorry.
03:13:41
That's May July 4th be with you.
03:13:44
That doesn't sound the same.
03:13:46
Fuck the fourth.
03:13:48
See, I'm sorry sir.
03:13:49
Pardon me, sir, but this would help your protest.
03:13:52
May I help you?
03:13:53
Excuse me everybody.
03:13:54
What he's saying right now is.
03:13:55
Fuck the fourth.
03:13:57
Yeah, but yeah, they're going to go fuck the fourth.
03:14:01
Fuck Independence Day.
03:14:02
Fuck the fourth.
03:14:04
That's how we say it. Fuck a fourth.
03:14:07
No, you got to say third of four for vote.
03:14:10
Oh 50 5454 already.
03:14:13
Yo, yo, NBA YoungBoy.
03:14:14
Fucking biggest underbite in the game.
03:14:17
Fucking.
03:14:18
I didn't understand a word.
03:14:20
I didn't understand a word you just said.
03:14:22
Exactly. For the for
03:14:25
for for perfect.
03:14:27
Bravo, bravo bravo bravo bravo.
03:14:30
You know what it sounds like he's saying?
03:14:32
We've got one one for 29 9992 for 50.
03:14:36
No, I'm just joking.
03:14:38
I love you not I love everyone.
03:14:41
Oh, I love you. My God.
03:14:44
That's a
03:14:46
not so much the
03:14:49
whatever.
03:14:49
I mean, I love sandwiches.
03:14:53
I honestly don't even know what I.
03:14:56
What are we doing? We got a video.
03:14:57
You don't know what you love.
03:14:58
Is that what you were going to say?
03:15:00
Yeah. Me. Me a sandwich?
03:15:02
I you across the board made for me.
03:15:05
I find it amazing and typical that you will love your first fag.
03:15:11
Okay.
03:15:13
It says a lot about your tendencies, don't you think?
03:15:18
If I get down to be patties, put down the buns, flip
03:15:22
the patties, cover with mustard.
03:15:24
We'll put cheese on the patties. Now stack the patty.
03:15:26
Put it on the burger.
03:15:27
The fat is thick.
03:15:29
Yeah, he stacked the fatty.
03:15:32
Oh my God.
03:15:33
Oh, fatty, I almost want to turn this off.
03:15:36
Did you see what he just did?
03:15:38
Give me, give me. I.
03:15:41
I don't think so.
03:15:45
I don't know how I got our way here.
03:15:49
We do, but I love to. 000.
03:16:03
We were talking about brisket burgers over the holiday.
03:16:06
Why you waste the brisket burger?
03:16:08
Why would you waste
03:16:09
a perfectly good brisket sandwich by putting a piece of shit burger on it?
03:16:12
Is what everyone came up with.
03:16:14
No, I had a brisket blend.
03:16:17
Oh, fuck that shit. I don't like what you did.
03:16:19
So you didn't layer brisket on top, you put it? Yeah.
03:16:22
I don't like when. Yeah, I've been to a restaurant. Like.
03:16:24
Well, what.
03:16:25
I see a brisket burger does that I have ass.
03:16:27
It goes, I mean there's brisket on it or it's a brisket blend and they're like,
03:16:30
oh, they put brisket on. I'm like, okay, that's dumb to me.
03:16:33
That's dumb.
03:16:34
It's a waste of perfectly good brisket.
03:16:36
Yeah.
03:16:37
Take the Bert, can you give me two bananas burger home.
03:16:41
So this is for work on brisket.
03:16:42
Country smokehouse at the, just north of Almont on, M-59.
03:16:48
Oh, man. One family member. Yeah.
03:16:50
Love that place.
03:16:51
One family member to admit that everything is better with bacon on it,
03:16:54
but they don't like bacon on a burger.
03:16:59
It's not.
03:17:00
I don't lean towards it, ever. But it just happens.
03:17:02
If it just so happens to come on the burger,
03:17:05
I don't go, oh, I don't want bacon, but I don't just go, oh, add bacon
03:17:08
because she said she said it was superfluous.
03:17:12
Didn't need it.
03:17:12
Superfluous I mean sure.
03:17:15
But again if the burger I think there was like a burger
03:17:18
that I rarely get that's that.
03:17:22
You get a rare Browning.
03:17:23
Is that what you're saying?
03:17:24
There's a burger that I rarely get.
03:17:27
So the basement burger bar I've occasionally frequented there,
03:17:30
I don't go when you fill out your Keno card for your burger.
03:17:34
I know you've been there, too.
03:17:35
I don't go, oh, I'm going to click bacon because I don't know why, but,
03:17:40
at Buffalo Wild Wings, they're I've rarely gotten
03:17:43
a burger there, but there's a burger that just comes with, like, bacon on it.
03:17:46
And I don't go, no, no, don't put bacon on it because I don't like bacon.
03:17:50
I don't go with the bacon, but I don't deny it.
03:17:53
I don't reach for it. But tonight I do.
03:17:54
There was a lot of thing like, I'm not I don't need donuts.
03:17:58
But if somebody kind of has a donut, I go, yeah, I don't tell anyone.
03:18:02
But sometimes I'm just like, no, I don't know.
03:18:05
I've learned to just kind of, I don't need to be into like,
03:18:08
food is not my motivation in life.
03:18:11
I don't understand, you know, 2000 times
03:18:14
we eat so many times it should not be the end all.
03:18:18
Be all.
03:18:18
Oh, my God, what are we going to eat today if you don't eat?
03:18:20
You know, there's all kinds of food.
03:18:22
I eat high protein.
03:18:23
I eat a lot of vegetables.
03:18:25
I, I, I don't know nothing about it.
03:18:28
I don't eat a lot of fat Oreo cookies and fucking.
03:18:31
A lot of times I procrastinate my food situations.
03:18:34
I'll eat late, but then I'll, you know, I'll just do high protein shit.
03:18:39
I've eaten mostly red meat, but different red meat every night like we had.
03:18:44
I just we had buffalo.
03:18:45
My dad made pulled pork.
03:18:48
I had porterhouse.
03:18:50
We had porterhouse steaks.
03:18:52
I do have some fish.
03:18:54
We just haven't gotten to that yet.
03:18:55
But you put Oreos on any of it.
03:18:58
Any of that at all?
03:18:59
Do you put Oreos?
03:18:59
No. No, no, just cookies and cream.
03:19:03
Ice cream. Put it on top. Put another scoop on. Put the lid on.
03:19:06
This is an Oreo cookies and cream triple
03:19:09
like that's great.
03:19:09
But what are we trying to achieve here? I.
03:19:16
Yeah.
03:19:16
I wouldn't eat it together.
03:19:17
I would take it off and just say,
03:19:19
if I was younger, I'd be like, oh yeah, that's like fun.
03:19:21
Hahaha.
03:19:22
But I wouldn't get through it fully.
03:19:26
So, what was it I don't like,
03:19:28
put down
03:19:30
there was like the volcano that was at black Rock.
03:19:32
Black Rock had the volcano in my back, and I would like it was onion rings.
03:19:37
Whatever you get, whatever you go out to eat
03:19:40
and there go like, oh, you want a dessert at the end?
03:19:42
It's like I'm always like, who the fuck?
03:19:45
Who the fuck fills themselves up on a dinner
03:19:48
and then goes, oh yeah, I've got room for dessert.
03:19:50
Like even here.
03:19:52
My mother goes on like, we've got some cake here and some ice cream.
03:19:55
Do you want?
03:19:56
I'm like, I just literally just got done eating dinner five minutes ago.
03:19:59
I go, I don't know, maybe in two hours.
03:20:01
You know why they do that?
03:20:03
Because they make more money off the desserts and drinks
03:20:05
than they do after they.
03:20:06
They probably lose money. You just got done.
03:20:08
Why don't they just serve you that?
03:20:09
Then why don't they give you a tiny Andre and then force you a fucking dinner
03:20:13
or a dessert down your throat?
03:20:17
Well, nobody wants that.
03:20:18
I don't like that.
03:20:19
I don't yeah, it's just I don't me, I've never gotten it.
03:20:22
Maybe on a special, special occasion.
03:20:25
Very rarely.
03:20:26
But now we see birthday black.
03:20:27
You take a free birthday volcano.
03:20:30
It came out with a little sparkler on it.
03:20:32
We'd split it and we would barely even split.
03:20:34
It was.
03:20:36
We were
03:20:38
BJ's brewhouse.
03:20:39
And they have the bazooka and like, we'll eat.
03:20:41
Well, one of us.
03:20:42
Okay, but we'll we'll go get those almost every Monday.
03:20:46
You know, I'm gonna be there and get dinner
03:20:48
and then we'll just be like, well, I don't want to hear anymore.
03:20:50
I like, I had dinner like, I don't have.
03:20:53
Yeah, that's what they call it.
03:20:54
It's like a pizza.
03:20:55
It's like a big cookie that's still hot in a skillet with the ice cream.
03:20:58
And I'm aware I'm just making sure other. Okay, well, you just fucking.
03:21:03
You just went through it.
03:21:04
You said I got a cookie.
03:21:05
I got a cookie.
03:21:05
People that are listening are going to go, what the fuck did he just say?
03:21:08
I'm never going to be. Why don't you go? He went to he.
03:21:11
He went to cookies and got a BJ, or he went to BJ's and got a cookie.
03:21:14
Is that some weird code word for fucking handjob?
03:21:17
I wouldn't mind either. Or. So what?
03:21:20
What helps is if you pronounce it pizza cookie, even though if that's
03:21:23
not what it is, it would tell our viewers what the fuck you're talking about.
03:21:26
Have you ever got one to go?
03:21:27
They give you that thing, you have to assemble it yourself.
03:21:29
It's not a pizza cookie.
03:21:32
Agreed. But it's a.
03:21:34
That makes no sense.
03:21:36
It's definitely.
03:21:37
So. You think the word pizza cookie isn't from pizza cookie?
03:21:43
But do you think that there's spaghetti sauce?
03:21:45
You think that there's pepperoni.
03:21:47
You think if I say, do you think, man, they've had the pizzeria cookie
03:21:51
for a long time now.
03:21:52
Obviously there's not.
03:21:55
There's not sauce on it.
03:21:57
That's just ridiculous.
03:22:00
What would I get?
03:22:01
The salted caramel chocolate chip.
03:22:04
What do you get?
03:22:05
Nothing.
03:22:08
Really?
03:22:09
Yeah. Because you know what?
03:22:11
I eat food, and then I don't want to dessert.
03:22:14
Well, see, I don't I don't go sit down at rest.
03:22:16
The dessert has more calories than your dinner has in it.
03:22:19
Like, that's why people are fat.
03:22:21
See, that's great, because when I shop, I look for calories per dollar.
03:22:25
I don't care if it's healthy.
03:22:26
Give me that 5000 calorie fucking dessert.
03:22:29
I'll be able to live in a whole.
03:22:30
I'll. I'll be able to live an extra day in the desert with that bitch.
03:22:34
That's not how that works.
03:22:36
It kind of is.
03:22:38
Sure, I won't live long and I won't have a good liver, but it would definitely.
03:22:41
So you're telling me, what do they call those things?
03:22:44
Are you in the desert?
03:22:45
You know, the desert river?
03:22:47
No. You're in the desert.
03:22:47
But I was using that as an extreme argument.
03:22:52
But I was also saying the desert, because we were talking about desert.
03:22:55
And it was a lost joke and it never really hit, just kind of went by.
03:23:03
Yeah. So.
03:23:07
All right, let's do the skydiver.
03:23:09
Since you got the flag behind you, it kind of fits,
03:23:13
Where do you go?
03:23:14
There's a little sound in these clips.
03:23:15
It says here it doesn't matter.
03:23:19
All that matters is the angle or approach I love.
03:23:23
This is like, I don't know, I love this.
03:23:25
This is like one of my new favorite things in a while.
03:23:29
I love it like, he was fine.
03:23:31
He survived.
03:23:31
But I just love, like he just
03:23:34
they had to fly over.
03:23:35
So you just go and just start
03:23:36
going face first into the ground and then just nails this fucking tent.
03:23:41
And then you made it like, this is he made a perfect arc.
03:23:44
Like, that's that's like a zoom.
03:23:47
He was going straight and he made a perfect
03:23:50
smooth. He survived. Obviously.
03:23:53
Yeah.
03:23:55
Yeah.
03:23:55
I think he was aiming for like somebody tripped him.
03:23:57
You know, the first couple times I watched it, I thought, wow, what a great guy.
03:24:00
Because he could have died against the metal
03:24:01
fucking bars of the things or hit the soft tent.
03:24:05
But then I go, I'm dying.
03:24:08
When you realize he would have been a terrible human being.
03:24:11
But since he didn't die, he was great.
03:24:13
Exactly.
03:24:14
But then when you realized that it was just happenstance, the flag hit the tree.
03:24:17
He thought he was free and clear
03:24:20
until the flag hit the tree.
03:24:23
We should watch that angle again since it's showing it to us twice.
03:24:26
Wait, this is different angle.
03:24:27
Yeah,
03:24:29
there's like, I think 4 or 5 different angles.
03:24:32
He was going fast too, like he was.
03:24:34
He was not coming in for a slow descent. Yeah.
03:24:36
No, no I'm for sure he got he was cooking trying to clear those fucking stands.
03:24:40
You could tell.
03:24:43
Technically, angle had
03:24:46
he didn't clear the stands, but he didn't run into him.
03:24:51
Oh, this is sound.
03:24:52
How exciting.
03:24:53
Let's.
03:24:56
Everyone's cheering right there.
03:24:58
See it?
03:24:58
Hook the tree. That's that's the moment of.
03:25:01
He feels something different.
03:25:02
He's like, whoa, I'm dropping really fast.
03:25:05
So I'm looking at the ground.
03:25:07
I shouldn't be looking at the ground. I was just looking at the horizon.
03:25:13
Oh. It was a Coors Light tent,
03:25:17
if that matters.
03:25:25
I just love the immediate, like, trajectory downward.
03:25:29
Like, like he's doing good.
03:25:32
And then all of a sudden, we're like, it sucks for him, but
03:25:37
it was almost like when somebody runs and then they grab your arm
03:25:40
so that you can make them turn faster.
03:25:42
You pull them through the turn the tree, pull him.
03:25:46
The same woman that was screaming is the one that says, oh, shit, too.
03:25:48
If you listen real close.
03:25:53
Let's.
03:25:56
Let's go to Angel number three.
03:26:00
Let's.
03:26:06
Head.
03:26:07
I think this is one of the better ones.
03:26:09
Yeah. You see? Yeah.
03:26:11
You see him?
03:26:11
That's the best one I didn't watch, dude.
03:26:15
Oh, the tent noise.
03:26:16
The tent noise doesn't.
03:26:18
It's not that little boom. It's
03:26:21
every part of him hits every part.
03:26:23
Because you can see the fucking velocity too.
03:26:26
You can really get a feel of how fast this son of a bitch has gone.
03:26:29
Since it's a rodeo, you know, there's a panel of people that have numbers.
03:26:32
Do you think they held them up?
03:26:33
9.5, 9.5, 0.8?
03:26:37
The points zero
03:26:40
does get zeros across the board because there's a fail.
03:26:43
For creativity.
03:26:44
I give it a seven for survivability.
03:26:47
I'd give it a ten. Creativity.
03:26:50
I'm just going to just say you just said this was the best crew.
03:26:54
I don't know what he did or how you did.
03:26:56
Yeah, no, he nailed this crap.
03:27:01
The plan trumps this one.
03:27:02
Like I could watch so many times in a row.
03:27:05
Do you see the irony that they say stand up right here as he goes down,
03:27:09
it says, you got to stand up
03:27:12
and he fucking slams into the ground.
03:27:17
Oh, the simple, easy
03:27:18
one with the stand up pause right as he turns.
03:27:22
This is planned. This is I.
03:27:25
It's choreographed to the music.
03:27:26
Listen, I now.
03:27:31
Yeah.
03:27:32
Awesome. Yeah.
03:27:33
The only way it would have been better is if he landed at the tent.
03:27:36
Right as the crash went.
03:27:38
When the.
03:27:44
Rock.
03:27:47
Like you think he's like.
03:27:48
He doesn't even try to like. Oh, no.
03:27:51
Oh, he's.
03:27:52
His hands are on his steering.
03:27:53
He's going to steer to the last second.
03:27:55
The rock is, you know, no better.
03:27:57
He's like thinking he can pull out of it.
03:27:58
Still, there's nobody under the tent.
03:28:02
That would have been bad, thank God.
03:28:04
And thank God that's one of those extra, like, large tents to where
03:28:07
it's going to catch that velocity.
03:28:09
Better than sure.
03:28:10
Like it's got a little bric a brac, but it's that
03:28:14
one. He would have hit with you really hard.
03:28:18
That broke a lot of the fall. Yeah, yeah.
03:28:20
Even if you hit like a car roof, even though it's hard, it's still water.
03:28:23
It's a lot softer than the pavement.
03:28:26
That totally gave.
03:28:27
That's like six feet of giving away, slowing you down like a.
03:28:30
Yeah.
03:28:31
Right before you hit that play button, I thought,
03:28:34
I didn't think it was going to be that dramatic, but, even though we watched it
03:28:38
multiple times in my head, I was like,
03:28:41
took twice as much of what I thought
03:28:44
as far as the collapse of.
03:28:46
Yeah, we need a camera angle on the other side of the tent so we can see.
03:28:49
I think we have one.
03:28:50
Actually, this has same angle question mark.
03:28:55
I think Gary's last one is,
03:28:58
okay.
03:28:59
Now, like,
03:29:01
there's this one mine.
03:29:02
Someone, one of these is from the opposite angle.
03:29:05
I love the cymbal crash.
03:29:07
I didn't notice that till just now.
03:29:08
Right when they change from going horizontal to vertical,
03:29:12
there's a subtle little.
03:29:15
Perfect.
03:29:19
In the song.
03:29:20
Totally.
03:29:20
And soon as the tree usually hits
03:29:23
the tree.
03:29:27
Oh. Oh oh.
03:29:30
Oh oh.
03:29:34
Did the music keep going?
03:29:35
I think that's the last angle.
03:29:37
I think they slowly stopped playing.
03:29:41
How many angles was.
03:29:45
One. Two.
03:29:45
Three. Four.
03:29:48
No, I mean it, but.
03:29:54
So I got, I got roof siding.
03:29:55
First one was, maybe the first one was the opposite angle, but
03:29:58
I don't think it was like that great of, that one.
03:30:01
The third one was the main, like, smash.
03:30:07
Yeah.
03:30:07
So there's.
03:30:07
Yeah, this one's the opposite angle
03:30:10
or. No. Is it?
03:30:11
No. Like, I guess that's what you can see.
03:30:14
Or her, you can see him more now.
03:30:17
I still see the.
03:30:18
I want to see one from just the other.
03:30:21
Oh, you know, there is everyone. We had one.
03:30:23
I thought we had one from that angle, if I'm not mistaken.
03:30:26
But I could be wrong.
03:30:29
You could be wrong.
03:30:30
But then we.
03:30:32
Wait.
03:30:32
No, that didn't work.
03:30:35
Go. Yeah.
03:30:35
Go to number two.
03:30:36
Yeah. Number two. Number two is that. Yeah.
03:30:39
But you kind of get blinded by.
03:30:41
Yeah. You can't tell exactly.
03:30:43
For the record, I can see four people in front of this person that's filming.
03:30:46
Why don't you upload your videos? People.
03:30:48
Everyone was filming, right?
03:30:50
Look, that they all have their camera out right here.
03:30:52
He she does, he does.
03:30:53
She probably does.
03:30:54
Because her arms in that position.
03:30:56
You got the right people on the.
03:31:01
Oh, shit.
03:31:03
That's the right response.
03:31:07
Like I, I might have laughed.
03:31:13
Maybe not in that moment, but,
03:31:15
obviously witnessing a third party after the fact.
03:31:19
Yeah.
03:31:19
You're not there, so it doesn't feel like real.
03:31:23
Geez.
03:31:24
Can't stop it.
03:31:27
Okay, these are all in the, Detroit or Metro
03:31:31
Detroit area.
03:31:36
Which is making me really nervous
03:31:37
because I'm about to get a roof put on my house.
03:31:41
And these are some of the subcontractors
03:31:42
that I may have to deal with.
03:31:46
I met with my roof coordinator or salesman, if you will,
03:31:49
and after looking on the internet, after these, I asked him one question.
03:31:54
I'm like, if I have a problem with something happening with the with the,
03:31:57
work crew, will I be able to speak to them in English,
03:32:00
or will there at least be at least somebody there that can translate?
03:32:04
And then we better get my body.
03:32:06
Three it's almost.
03:32:09
He threw them off the roof.
03:32:11
He threw them right off the roof.
03:32:12
I mean it was only the garage roof, but still that's like nine, 13ft, right?
03:32:17
So that.
03:32:21
That's probably
03:32:23
someone sent by you either. So
03:32:26
shocked to, like, wait, he threw him off the roof too, or.
03:32:31
No, they were not.
03:32:31
Was that so?
03:32:33
What is that? The dumpster that's dead.
03:32:35
It's almost camp. It's almost empty.
03:32:38
Yeah, almost
03:32:40
like that.
03:32:42
Okay, that's a lot of the silos.
03:32:46
But still, technically, there's debris.
03:32:49
Parents, but they don't know metal.
03:32:51
Look. Okay, at least I can bank.
03:32:53
They have land. Rock. At ease.
03:32:55
I think I go through Jackie's, possible look of this, at least.
03:33:01
And I'm hoping I don't get there on these.
03:33:05
Yeah.
03:33:05
I mean, see that they take those
03:33:11
on the.
03:33:18
There's no sound or sound.
03:33:20
Yeah, there's,
03:33:22
So, believe it or not.
03:33:26
This is another
03:33:28
roof.
03:33:31
Crew in the Detroit Metro Detroit area.
03:33:36
Now, this one is not a 8 to 10ft building.
03:33:40
They have their fire, you know.
03:33:43
Oh, they bought the slot.
03:33:45
They literally bought the slot on.
03:33:50
There. But.
03:33:54
These guys don't look Mexican.
03:33:56
They look not Mexican.
03:33:58
Oh that's.
03:34:01
The kind of pitch man.
03:34:02
That's a lot.
03:34:03
That's that's a lot more expensive.
03:34:05
Had a maker.
03:34:06
That is.
03:34:07
Can you get. Oh.
03:34:11
Didn't really look like they fell out there.
03:34:12
Must have.
03:34:13
They're fighting there.
03:34:14
Oh they by the way about the slot.
03:34:17
Oh I thought this one was better because it was a taller roof.
03:34:20
I guess I should have watched them.
03:34:21
Should have watched them in the other order when they're about to sli.
03:34:26
Sli off.
03:34:27
Yeah, they love it.
03:34:28
They're just hugging each other.
03:34:30
Sly Stallone or
03:34:33
what if they have some?
03:34:39
Dark.
03:34:42
Dark or just a dark?
03:34:45
Dark? I don't mean like. It's like.
03:34:48
That's what black people say about evil.
03:34:50
Dark black people.
03:34:53
Wait, what?
03:34:54
Black people aren't. Did you say what?
03:34:57
What have he said?
03:34:59
He said black people aren't really evil.
03:35:01
What did he say?
03:35:03
They aren't evil. Yeah.
03:35:04
You're correct.
03:35:07
Okay, so we got two left.
03:35:08
I saved the best for last.
03:35:10
Gary. He's going to learn. He's going to learn today.
03:35:12
He should have stayed.
03:35:13
And, he should always, he should always learn.
03:35:18
So I go see this one. I didn't see this one.
03:35:20
So we're going to watch it first.
03:35:21
And I'll save the other one for last, last.
03:35:25
Here's your food, nigger.
03:35:27
DoorDash driver fired.
03:35:29
I'm just reading.
03:35:30
This is a report. I'm not going to say N-word. It's it's.
03:35:33
You know what's offends me when people replace words.
03:35:36
So I'm going to start over.
03:35:37
He said, here's you, a nigger to a third H on the end.
03:35:41
It's got the air.
03:35:42
It says, here's your food near.
03:35:44
I put the H on it to emphasize it's DoorDash.
03:35:47
Driver fired after door doorbell cam.
03:35:52
I don't know if the it's superfluous
03:35:55
doorbell cam video shows him spewing racial slur.
03:35:59
What does spewing mean?
03:36:00
It means it was coming more out of his mouth.
03:36:01
He was vomiting. It is coming.
03:36:04
So you can be like fagot or like, hey, yeah,
03:36:09
yeah.
03:36:09
And they finally found two Springfield residents calling
03:36:12
to complain about Haitian, migrants.
03:36:16
I would think that that's a spew.
03:36:17
That's a spew. You know, this is not a spear.
03:36:20
You cannot have law and order and niggers to vote.
03:36:24
White.
03:36:24
So, like, that's on purpose.
03:36:26
The other one was a spew.
03:36:27
You don't mean like a spew is something you don't want to do, right? Like.
03:36:32
Yeah, but yeah, that could, that could.
03:36:34
It's involuntary.
03:36:36
When I spew, I don't want to smoke.
03:36:39
Yeah I'd rather not. Yeah.
03:36:41
I mean sometimes, you know it might make me feel better.
03:36:44
And so I might even if you try it, put your hand over it.
03:36:47
It's just going to spew out twice as much on both sides.
03:36:50
So sometimes you just gotta let it fly.
03:36:52
Make sure you're in a safe place to let it fly.
03:36:56
It does say that you don't want the N-word or just throwing up.
03:36:59
Hold on me. You know, just spewing.
03:37:01
I have no problem saying nigger if I'm referring to it.
03:37:04
I'm not shouting it at a black person.
03:37:06
I'm not doing it while I'm delivering food to a black woman.
03:37:10
That's when there's a problem.
03:37:11
If you have a problem hearing the word or saying the word, then you might be
03:37:17
a redneck.
03:37:21
You know what I'm saying?
03:37:21
I mean, if somebody else is controlling your speech, that's also kind of weak.
03:37:25
If I offended anybody by saying it, if referring to it
03:37:29
2 or 3 times a few minutes ago, then I'll take that into account
03:37:34
and I'll consider it next time I say it.
03:37:36
I mean,
03:37:38
I don't think I worded that right.
03:37:39
People want to hear that.
03:37:40
You won't say it again.
03:37:42
So there's no video,
03:37:45
no picture
03:37:47
says they were seen on the cam video, but I don't have it.
03:37:49
I want to hear the, Well, something's blocking it on my side.
03:37:54
Can you bring it up?
03:37:55
You have that capability, or I can
03:37:58
in the caption with 15 seconds.
03:38:00
Wait, is it here?
03:38:04
Yep. All right.
03:38:04
I got to go to her website.
03:38:06
Holy shit. I found it.
03:38:08
Oh, we got that. Yeah.
03:38:10
You got something blocking it.
03:38:15
There's your food.
03:38:16
Whoa.
03:38:17
They beeped it, though.
03:38:20
In this version of slurs.
03:38:21
Beeped out.
03:38:23
These hopefully ticked, but again,
03:38:25
obviously isn't what I want to see the watermelon.
03:38:28
I want to hear the quote.
03:38:30
I mean, yes, there's.
03:38:31
You think it's the same word?
03:38:35
Do you think that's what was on the watermelon?
03:38:37
Are you thinking.
03:38:38
Oh, here is your food, father.
03:38:44
Here's your food.
03:38:46
Could have been nigger.
03:38:50
ISM pestering them.
03:38:52
Nigger. Where is it?
03:38:54
Where is it?
03:38:55
Are you here yet?
03:38:57
I love that nigger.
03:39:01
There's a wheel of fortune where it's nigger
03:39:03
and it's, people that annoy other people.
03:39:06
And he's, like, playing it. He's so proud. He's like a nigger.
03:39:11
It's one of the best wheel of fortunes ever.
03:39:12
And I like to think that it's real.
03:39:14
Before you see anyone start saying fake again.
03:39:19
Here's your food. Now.
03:39:21
Here's your food now.
03:39:22
I mean, maybe they eat it early. You think?
03:39:25
Do you think he's, like, tired of delivering food to these areas?
03:39:29
And he maybe he's not giving it up for whatever reason.
03:39:31
Well all right, so let me let me run DoorDash demographic.
03:39:35
Say I'm running DoorDash.
03:39:36
You can go ahead and tip ahead of time when you pay for your meal
03:39:39
for convenience, but don't show the driver until after they deliver it.
03:39:43
Wouldn't that fix all that if I don't? If you guys.
03:39:45
Yeah, I don't like the tip until I get like my shit.
03:39:49
Like, because I don't know how well you're going to do any sir.
03:39:52
Exactly what I tell you before you get here.
03:39:56
Yep. It looks like there might be a delivery driver.
03:40:00
Like, I'm not going to blame him for good weed.
03:40:02
Bad weed. I'm just going to go.
03:40:03
Hey, you're doing me a favor by.
03:40:05
And I don't have to drive for ten, ten, 15 minutes to the fucking weed store.
03:40:11
So I like ten.
03:40:13
I'm going to be like ten bucks.
03:40:15
My sticky buffet makes it very difficult to tip.
03:40:19
Because.
03:40:20
Because you pay ahead of time.
03:40:22
Oh, nobody does anything.
03:40:24
They just get your drinks or you've got the day you get your drinks.
03:40:27
But I drink water.
03:40:29
I mean, they try to do a whole bunch,
03:40:30
you know, some of them come over and are actually overly annoying.
03:40:33
They give you a couple or they get you your drink, they refill your drinks,
03:40:38
all of them.
03:40:39
You know, you don't have all of them.
03:40:41
You can't you don't have access to drinks. Exactly.
03:40:43
Which is another reason I'm like, if they had access and they got them
03:40:45
anyways, I would tip because they're doing something I could do. Fine.
03:40:48
It offset the cost.
03:40:49
Nope.
03:40:50
Just let me get my own drink and sometimes they don't do a very good job. But.
03:40:53
So then I walk back up and I'm like, hey,
03:40:54
I don't have cash, how do I tip my server?
03:40:58
And they're like, oh, I know, I, you know,
03:41:01
I'm like, nobody's ever asked you that before.
03:41:03
And she just kind of looks at me while I, live.
03:41:05
Well, what you should say is, do they make minimum wage or are they
03:41:09
like, bar service wage?
03:41:12
And she'd probably say, well, I, well,
03:41:15
do they make a, a livable wage otherwise?
03:41:19
I'm not gonna give them.
03:41:20
If if they don't, I'm going to tip them.
03:41:22
If they do, I'm not going to tip them.
03:41:24
That's how this.
03:41:26
I just think they should walk around with square readers.
03:41:28
At the very least.
03:41:30
What are homeless people going to do?
03:41:32
Are they going to. Hey, we need to tip everyone.
03:41:35
They don't do anything. Well, you don't have to.
03:41:36
But our society as is exists right now, we have in front there terrible.
03:41:40
Homeless people don't have real jobs.
03:41:45
It's a great question, but so I believe that
03:41:48
one of my offspring are working in a place like that right now.
03:41:52
So I'm like, yeah, cuz they're young.
03:41:54
That's what do you do when you're young?
03:41:55
But if you ask him, he's like, yeah, I get paid.
03:41:57
I don't know what it is, probably nine bucks an hour or some low.
03:41:59
No. But he's like, but I'll make 5 or 600 bucks and tips is like, okay, I get it.
03:42:03
Yeah.
03:42:04
If you really go to your job,
03:42:05
yeah, you can make good money off of, entry level tip based job.
03:42:09
That's what they're there for.
03:42:11
You, you, you know, you keep your hourly.
03:42:12
I can earn.
03:42:14
But yeah, that's the way tips are supposed to work.
03:42:16
But this bullshit like.
03:42:17
So I'm. Am I at at sticky buffet?
03:42:19
Am I supposed to assume that my server is going to be good, or just assume 20%
03:42:24
and say, here,
03:42:24
let me just overpay at the register when I go through the yeah, right.
03:42:28
Which they don't ask.
03:42:30
There's no form.
03:42:30
Usually when you do, you buy a restaurant by restaurant.
03:42:33
That's not how you speak English.
03:42:34
Usually when you pay at a restaurant at the table.
03:42:36
No, but there's a
03:42:37
there's a receipt, credit card receipt where you can add a tip and sign it
03:42:41
and give the receipt back
03:42:43
at the
03:42:44
sticky buffet, I have to sign the receipt, but there is no place to add a tip.
03:42:48
I would just literally have to hand her extra money and say, can you somehow
03:42:52
give this to me?
03:42:53
I don't think they don't want people to tip,
03:42:55
so I would hope that they're getting a living wage
03:42:57
or not a living wage, but minimum wage, right?
03:42:59
Yeah, that's that's the policy.
03:43:04
I don't know, do they expect that you spend very little money
03:43:06
and get a whole lot of food.
03:43:07
So I doubt there's money money left to pay them.
03:43:11
Wrestling.
03:43:12
Hey, there was wrestling in Royal Oak with a lot of preservatives.
03:43:15
Yeah.
03:43:16
Did did you know there was live wrestling in Royal Oak this weekend?
03:43:19
No, I didn't either.
03:43:21
But I missed the Mexican wrestling.
03:43:25
Who?
03:43:26
I do, I don't know, I don't care even if I saw the names, I would know, but
03:43:30
it was, Taco Fest around the 4th of July.
03:43:34
Royal Oak has a taco fest with live Mexican wrestling.
03:43:37
Now that I know I'm going to try and go next year, we'll get coverage.
03:43:41
God help us off the show.
03:43:42
Still going? Oh.
03:43:48
This was not the wrestlers at Royal up.
03:43:51
That was just a Segway for a wrestling segment.
03:44:03
I. Thought.
03:44:09
Oh, my favorite part is how just like in a movie, the bad guys will wait.
03:44:14
Wait for the hero to do the dance and punch him in just in the perfect order.
03:44:19
It doesn't seem right.
03:44:22
Okay, let me make sure I didn't miss anything.
03:44:25
I know I'm on
03:44:27
borrowed time for you falling asleep here pretty soon
03:44:30
we did the wrestling.
03:44:31
We did the street fighting.
03:44:34
We do this.
03:44:35
I don't think we did this.
03:44:37
Be thankful that I finally.
03:44:38
I don't know if I should laugh or be thankful that I finally understand
03:44:42
what the fuck's going on.
03:44:43
When your identity is your ideology, congratulate nations.
03:44:47
You've officially screwed yourself.
03:44:48
Because now it's not just an idea, now it's you who.
03:44:51
When the idea gets challenged, you don't hear disagreement.
03:44:53
You hear an attack.
03:44:55
So what do you do?
03:44:57
You build a bubble.
03:44:59
A nice soft, padded little bubble where everyone agrees with you, uses
03:45:03
the same words, hates the same people, and claps at the exact right moments
03:45:07
and you'll defend that bubble at all costs,
03:45:09
even if it makes you sound incredibly stupid.
03:45:11
Fact doesn't matter anymore.
03:45:13
Like shared video. Or was it a video after another one?
03:45:15
I'm not even sure
03:45:16
because admitting wrong, you know, that's out there and that's unacceptable.
03:45:21
So you double down louder, angrier, dumber.
03:45:26
And that's how you end up.
03:45:27
Not since like, it's sacred scripture, not because,
03:45:31
oh yeah, definitely a gay video, but because without it
03:45:35
you'd have to
03:45:35
actually develop a personality.
03:45:39
I know this is comedy.
03:45:40
I know this is a bit
03:45:43
okay, final video, but you've been away.
03:45:46
I know you've been waiting for this one.
03:45:48
I know this is a comedian.
03:45:49
This is a bit.
03:45:50
But he didn't, you in love with the.
03:45:52
Oh, that's fine.
03:45:53
I know that was the start. I did let him finish.
03:45:55
I didn't let him finish. I'm sorry. You're right.
03:45:57
You're right again.
03:45:59
You're right.
03:45:59
I'm sorry. Here.
03:46:00
I'm stupid. You're smart,
03:46:04
I was wrong.
03:46:04
You were right.
03:46:06
You're.
03:46:07
You end up defending nonsense like it's scripture.
03:46:12
Not because it's true.
03:46:14
I had to back up a little bit about it.
03:46:15
Sure.
03:46:15
Rather hard to actually develop a personality.
03:46:21
I know this is a comedian. I know this is a bit.
03:46:23
It also may be some of the most,
03:46:24
like, informational words I've ever heard before in my life.
03:46:27
It during informational words, some of the most famous words.
03:46:32
Yeah, the most, some of the most.
03:46:35
So those words informational relayed the most information he's ever quoted.
03:46:41
Then fucking people shall media it just pertains to.
03:46:45
I always said truth comes through laughter.
03:46:47
I watch it again. Maybe I can laugh. I
03:46:50
you can't.
03:46:51
That's the one thing about Carlin.
03:46:52
It was he has some hilarious things, but then he just decided
03:46:56
to turn his stage into a pulpit,
03:47:00
became this, like, evangelical atheist.
03:47:02
And it was just. Yeah,
03:47:05
no offense to anybody who may or may
03:47:07
not be doing that.
03:47:10
Okay, this is a rerun
03:47:12
or of where they all end up.
03:47:16
You've spoken about everything,
03:47:17
so you might as well just end up.
03:47:21
Bastardize ING everything.
03:47:22
And at some point, right. With who?
03:47:25
Atheists are just saying
03:47:26
everything you do as a comedian, you just rap on everything.
03:47:29
So, nothing is off on. Yeah, yeah.
03:47:32
You just end up nailing it all and then that's it.
03:47:35
You move on with your life.
03:47:37
But there's always something in your life that once you see or once you learn,
03:47:40
you can't unlearn it.
03:47:40
And it changed your entire perspective on everything.
03:47:44
And I think he became very it became almost impossible
03:47:47
for him to come and be the, you know, like the frown and the smile,
03:47:51
the theater thing where it's all gonna come, tragedy and comedy.
03:47:56
I think he couldn't even fake it anymore because he was so aware of everything.
03:47:59
He had to just say, hey, I'm not going to waste a moment.
03:48:01
I'm going to tell everybody I'm going to witness and, testify
03:48:04
to everybody these truths that are in Hollywood, in the world.
03:48:08
I'm just going to do a super long monologue as my joke. So.
03:48:14
Right.
03:48:15
That's pretty much what he did.
03:48:16
The owners, you have owners now, the government.
03:48:20
And I mean, I'm not saying the stuff he was saying wasn't wrong.
03:48:23
It's just
03:48:25
it's like going to a rock concert and then getting preached at about
03:48:28
how you should live. You're like, hold on a second.
03:48:30
I get that from my parents.
03:48:31
I'm not here for that.
03:48:32
I'm here to fucking woo!
03:48:34
Yeah, yeah, a lot of Pearl jam and
03:48:38
where they preach Bruce Springsteen, Bruce Springsteen.
03:48:41
Yeah.
03:48:43
George Carlin.
03:48:46
And yeah, comedians want to be rock stars.
03:48:48
You can tell that's why Eddie Murphy came out for fucking leather.
03:48:53
I was a rock star at one point.
03:48:54
It is pretty cool.
03:48:56
Name three.
03:48:59
It was very cool.
03:49:00
I've played in front of a sea of people.
03:49:03
I've had women.
03:49:04
I don't know if people.
03:49:06
A sea of people.
03:49:08
Yeah, yeah.
03:49:08
I mean it was like 1500, but still, that's a lot of people
03:49:12
when it's when you're used to playing between 30 and 100,
03:49:16
between 3 and 100, let's be honest, because we all had a girlfriend there.
03:49:19
So there was always at least three of them.
03:49:21
There.
03:49:23
Okay, so this guy has a computer case
03:49:25
in a box from Amazon, no UPS.
03:49:29
He appears to be walking
03:49:32
a house.
03:49:33
That's, it's an extended trailer. From what?
03:49:35
I guess they it's such a good trailer.
03:49:36
Not only they, they built a,
03:49:39
the trucks not parked under it, so it's just a overhang for the porch.
03:49:43
There's a griddle recycle bin, lots of propane tanks.
03:49:47
This guy's fucking lazy.
03:49:48
He's got a lot of full propane, or he's got to take those empties back
03:49:53
sharp.
03:49:54
Shout out to Blue Rhino. Oh!
03:49:58
Oh, oh, he's wound up.
03:50:06
What happens next?
03:50:09
I'm pretty sure he throws the box into the pit bull shark!
03:50:13
Holy fuck! He nailed the pit bull.
03:50:15
See that again?
03:50:16
Check.
03:50:20
Check.
03:50:21
Yeah.
03:50:23
So people lost their mind,
03:50:26
I don't know. Oh, wait.
03:50:27
Wait, are you one of those people? But I like it.
03:50:30
Why don't you use it as a shield versus just chucking it in its face?
03:50:34
So here's what I do.
03:50:35
Because I've been busy.
03:50:36
I got to hear for that, I don't know. I.
03:50:40
Yeah.
03:50:40
So you got to tell me I knew I knew your side before we even got to this.
03:50:44
And I love that war.
03:50:45
But it sucks. And I love that people still.
03:50:47
But it's like,
03:50:49
here's what I do for like a week, dude,
03:50:52
this guy has been through this before.
03:50:54
I love him on the boat.
03:50:56
This thing I
03:50:58
oh God, here's my take.
03:51:00
This guy's been through this before and he's not about to go through it again
03:51:05
with this dog, you think?
03:51:06
Or just dogs and Joe it doesn't.
03:51:08
Yeah, just with a dog.
03:51:09
That and this dog could have been the sweetest thing.
03:51:12
Its tail was wagging.
03:51:13
It was barking, though, so that's what kind of confuses me.
03:51:16
I don't even trust Gary's dog.
03:51:18
It's never fucked with me.
03:51:20
I've never fucked with it.
03:51:21
But you can tell I'm not comfortable.
03:51:24
And so then the dog is also going to pick up on that.
03:51:26
So I'm like, well, shit, what am I supposed to do?
03:51:28
So I would just punch the dog in the thing.
03:51:30
I'm like, here, boom, are we good?
03:51:32
And then I'll feel better. The dog won't fuck with me anymore.
03:51:37
Oh fuck, I didn't do well.
03:51:39
It skipped ahead. Let's back that up.
03:51:42
And two, like I thought this was, I was coming in hot with you.
03:51:45
I'm like, I'm going to fight.
03:51:46
I'm going to show this this fucking door, motherfucker.
03:51:48
That this is I
03:51:49
there's nobody can fucking hit a dog that good that hard with a box that
03:51:55
watch. Dude, you fucking.
03:51:57
This is just so is a perfect shot.
03:52:00
Nails it, but sure.
03:52:02
Shit, it is authenticated.
03:52:04
Lee real the dog as well.
03:52:06
My bad.
03:52:09
You know what, I don't?
03:52:10
I don't think the dog prefer all the people
03:52:11
in line of the Peta people that are losing their mind.
03:52:13
I think the dog is fine.
03:52:15
The dog has a head like a rock.
03:52:16
Dude, you've you've seen dogs like this before. The thing I would like.
03:52:19
So their nose is really sensitive.
03:52:21
So that would be like the only thing.
03:52:22
Well, I'm not saying it didn't hurt, but I'm saying he's finally the package.
03:52:25
It was like 30 pounds. They a
03:52:28
I don't
03:52:29
know I mean he skidded you know, when a dog comes into the kitchen
03:52:32
and tries to turn with their claws, slide,
03:52:36
he did that little cartoon fucking
03:52:38
oh wait, I have a button for that.
03:52:42
Since it's late in the show, I'm just going to wait and find it.
03:52:45
It's right here.
03:52:47
I think it's right here. It's right here.
03:52:48
Here it is.
03:52:54
See, it's funnier to see.
03:52:56
That's all you Peter people.
03:52:57
This makes it funnier.
03:53:03
Is there a slow mo?
03:53:06
No, but I can slow no. Oh.
03:53:15
All right, so what the fuck does his hat?
03:53:17
I understand the glasses. You don't want to get hit in the face.
03:53:19
But why did he have to take his hat off to fight?
03:53:23
I've never seen it. Oh, fuck.
03:53:25
I've seen people take their jacket off.
03:53:27
The gloves. Glasses?
03:53:29
This is all dirty. It.
03:53:31
Oh, he threw it on the floor.
03:53:34
He threw it out before he threw a downside.
03:53:37
I would throw it upside down so.
03:53:42
So he goes wrong.
03:53:43
Wrong.
03:53:45
Fuck it. If you look.
03:53:47
Look at the little kid that just came out.
03:53:49
Holy shit.
03:53:50
Dude, where are we looking
03:53:52
for the kid whose dog it is.
03:53:54
You don't see how skinny and little he is.
03:53:56
He's got his glasses on.
03:53:57
His head is one of those people.
03:54:00
He definitely is.
03:54:01
Not like I want to play you.
03:54:03
Yeah, dude, he's got tiny little
03:54:05
legs, cargo pants on.
03:54:08
We really going to do this?
03:54:09
Is that what his hands up.
03:54:11
Oh. What's wrong?
03:54:13
Well, he put his hand up, but it was like.
03:54:15
What?
03:54:16
Why did you.
03:54:17
Why did you do that to my dog, man? I throw
03:54:21
I think that there may be
03:54:23
some kind of a drug involved because I do UPS guys said, yeah, what's up?
03:54:27
Listen to what he says.
03:54:29
I mean.
03:54:32
What's wrong with dogs?
03:54:34
I'm fine.
03:54:35
If you look at me right now, why are you
03:54:38
are you coming at me right now?
03:54:41
That's like the South Park move. He's coming right for me.
03:54:43
He's just like, no, I'm just conversing with you like
03:54:46
normal white people do you coming at me, bro?
03:54:49
He goes, you saw.
03:54:50
He did.
03:54:51
Oh, God.
03:54:54
What?
03:54:55
When it cut out, is that the end?
03:54:58
Then you.
03:55:00
Oh, it was that. Oh.
03:55:09
So what was the dog doing?
03:55:11
You can't even really tell.
03:55:15
Yeah, see, he was sure you got that.
03:55:17
You got that sound dropped. The dog was charging and charging.
03:55:20
He wasn't just coming out to say hi.
03:55:23
He was probably protecting his property.
03:55:26
There's a brown man on my property.
03:55:29
It's my property driver in the driveway.
03:55:32
Yeah, nobody ever comes that far.
03:55:35
Why are you here?
03:55:36
I was taught to do one thing,
03:55:37
and I've been waiting to do that one thing in here.
03:55:39
I'm going to do it.
03:55:41
UPS driver says. Yeah, I know you're so.
03:55:43
I don't think that.
03:55:44
Yeah, I don't I mean, the dogs.
03:55:47
Coming.
03:55:48
The dog was coming.
03:55:50
Now you get that's when you do overstep the boundary does look like that.
03:55:54
Maybe there's a front door.
03:55:56
He could have left the package instead of, going deeper to a side door.
03:56:00
Maybe.
03:56:02
Yeah.
03:56:02
So I, I don't do residential service as much as I used to, but I used
03:56:06
to do it a lot.
03:56:08
And it's a question I would just ask people, do you have a pet even,
03:56:12
you know, just it was literally a form or a section on our form because
03:56:17
you just kind of get tired.
03:56:19
It's they're not biting me, but they're slobbering all over me.
03:56:22
Well, you're a dog owner.
03:56:23
You think that's cute? An affectionate.
03:56:26
No, I think it's disgusting.
03:56:29
And then I'm like, can I use your sink to wash your dog slobber off?
03:56:32
And sometimes they're like, oh,
03:56:34
now you have your shoes on.
03:56:36
I don't want you to come in.
03:56:36
I'm like, I have little slipper things I can put over him.
03:56:39
No, he'd rather you didn't come in the house.
03:56:41
I'm like, can I use your spigot?
03:56:42
And no, I'm like, then can you keep your fucking disgusting dog off me?
03:56:48
They don't seem to care because their dogs, their baby,
03:56:50
and I'm just an intruder.
03:56:53
So yeah, I'm 100% of the you.
03:56:54
Sounds like fake news.
03:56:56
I'm 100% on the UPS guy.
03:56:58
I'm on his side, 100% on him.
03:57:01
I'm on his side. I feel bad for the dog.
03:57:03
I do because the dog doesn't know any better.
03:57:06
It's probably just doing what it's supposed to do.
03:57:09
It didn't deserve it.
03:57:11
Yeah, but I think once he approached
03:57:13
inside of this house, he went too far.
03:57:17
He should have loved the package.
03:57:19
Ten feet back.
03:57:23
So the dog has a right to be free on the property owner.
03:57:27
It's their property, so they don't.
03:57:29
The dog doesn't need to be chained up, even though there's no fence.
03:57:33
I don't know.
03:57:33
Maybe there's a mortgage.
03:57:34
Maybe there's an electric fence.
03:57:36
You don't know.
03:57:39
Maybe.
03:57:40
I think right at the front of that vehicle, there's a threshold of drive.
03:57:46
That's why they got to see maybe even the cement tapers.
03:57:48
And for some reason, they've got two trash cans there.
03:57:55
Yeah,
03:57:56
yeah.
03:57:58
Oh, yeah.
03:57:58
That's what that's when he says it right after he throws it. Now what.
03:58:01
That's the that's my favorite part I was I was past that so I missed it.
03:58:04
Now what the hell man I missed it
03:58:07
again. Now.
03:58:13
And you know he said that to the dog.
03:58:19
Yeah. Now.
03:58:25
What's wrong now?
03:58:27
Why? What's the problem?
03:58:28
Why are you throwing shit at my dog?
03:58:31
I mean, that's clearly.
03:58:32
He asked a question about the problem, and the customer clearly stated the problem.
03:58:36
Why did you throw that at my dog?
03:58:37
How does he answer?
03:58:38
I'm fine if you love your dog.
03:58:40
Was about to play throw dogs.
03:58:43
I'm fine if you up.
03:58:45
Your dog was about to bite.
03:58:46
And then he said, you're coming after me. He started.
03:58:48
Sound like you said your dog was going to bite me from my throat.
03:58:52
Now my dogs are fine.
03:58:53
If you watch me right now, why are you.
03:58:56
Are you coming at me right now?
03:58:58
No, the answer is emphatically no.
03:59:00
I believe he even has his hand out as like a welcome gesture.
03:59:03
Like, dude, a friend friend?
03:59:08
This guy is on roids or something.
03:59:09
He looks kind of like a little.
03:59:11
His arms are way too small to bite someone.
03:59:14
Yeah.
03:59:17
That's what he talks about.
03:59:18
The dog space.
03:59:21
He's going to.
03:59:22
He's going to get in a lot of trouble for it.
03:59:23
But I don't think he should.
03:59:25
Wow. My dogs.
03:59:29
Look how much he came up on him.
03:59:30
This guy took like 1 or 2 steps.
03:59:32
He took five aggressive steps like roach them.
03:59:35
And it's like, bro, why are you coming up on me?
03:59:38
Or was it the owner that said, why you coming up on
03:59:42
dogs?
03:59:42
I'm fine if you want. Have me right now.
03:59:45
Are you coming at me right now?
03:59:46
That's definitely the guy you like. You should.
03:59:49
You dropped the package off.
03:59:50
You should be leaving, though, you know, he was so ready.
03:59:53
He was so ready for the guy's reaction.
03:59:55
Maybe he has done this a lot of times before.
03:59:58
He just.
03:59:59
Just assumed that
04:00:00
this guy is going to want to beat my ass because I threw a thing at his dog,
04:00:03
and my man's not putting his hands up or being aggressive at all.
04:00:07
He also has every right to expect that, because some people might
04:00:10
definitely do that. Yeah, yeah, I know for sure.
04:00:12
But I don't know why he approached him instead of backing away. No,
04:00:18
the package is being delivered at this point,
04:00:20
unless he needs to take a picture of it to show that he delivered it.
04:00:24
No need to just go back in his truck and go
04:00:28
upstairs.
04:00:29
Like satellite tracking.
04:00:30
Probably right on the they know where the package.
04:00:32
They know where all their packages are on the earth all the time.
04:00:36
Oh, well, you covered.
04:00:38
I don't give a fuck about you.
04:00:41
That's a nice thing.
04:00:42
You said you didn't fucking bite you.
04:00:44
But I know why you.
04:00:47
He didn't fucking bite you.
04:00:48
Yeah. You're right.
04:00:49
Who said the the right owner.
04:00:52
Yeah. So he said it.
04:00:53
He said it real fast and under his breath he goes.
04:00:55
He goes. I thought your dog was going to bite me.
04:00:57
You coming at me right now?
04:00:58
It was all I kind of mush together.
04:01:00
Why? What's wrong?
04:01:01
Why? What's the problem?
04:01:02
Why you throwing something that up at my fucking dog?
04:01:05
He was because he was about to bite me, coming right at me or something like that.
04:01:09
Fine.
04:01:10
If you want. Me right now.
04:01:15
Like he didn't fucking bite you.
04:01:18
You come right up like he's got you so I can go.
04:01:21
What?
04:01:21
You coming?
04:01:22
He's coming right at you so I can go right?
04:01:25
Like he goes. You saw. He did.
04:01:27
What did he say?
04:01:28
You're coming right at me. Like you're something, son.
04:01:31
I was like, he goes, you saw you coming right at me.
04:01:34
Like you go going to son
04:01:36
you. So you go on
04:01:39
and then it and.
04:01:43
It has to be more to that footage.
04:01:49
The fuck was our topic?
04:01:50
What's our topic next week?
04:01:53
Hey, we finally made it to 2:00.
04:01:55
Four hours. That's amazing.
04:01:59
This week's topic was.
04:02:09
Maybe next week.
04:02:10
So it should be hate
04:02:12
boo boo boo boo
04:02:15
hate, and.
04:02:20
Oh! You stupid.
04:02:26
You stupid move.
04:02:29
That wasn't the right button.
04:02:32
Hate hate hate hate hate hate
04:02:34
hate hate hate.
04:02:41
You stupid Nick! Oh!
04:02:45
It's.
04:02:48
All the more.
04:02:51
Here.
04:02:52
Expecting you
04:02:55
bad. You.
04:03:01
Like hate.
04:03:04
It, though.
04:03:05
So I went hard on the creation myth
04:03:08
and all.
04:03:11
There you on her.
04:03:12
Everyone want her on
04:03:15
the dancing?
04:03:22
Like wrong.
04:03:25
And before.
04:03:27
Yeah.
04:03:32
You know.
04:03:38
All. Hey, Gary.
04:03:40
Have a nice day. It's nice talking to you, buddy.
04:03:50
And, David, have a good night, flat.
04:03:52
Talk to you, buddy.
04:04:07
My mind telling me no.
04:04:12
Excuse me,
04:04:14
but my body.
04:04:16
My body telling me.
04:04:19
Hey, hey, have you lost your mind?
04:04:25
You. You tripping?
04:04:28
I smell
04:04:30
your double sound.
04:04:32
What's happening?
04:04:33
Oh, I got a nice.
04:04:39
There comes the blitz.
04:04:40
And here's Brady.
04:04:43
Gets you back in.
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As I'm not going anywhere
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as about the overload as.
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You. You need to have enough to get me back.
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Okay.
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Nice.
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You. To get better.
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But I have to get.
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Okay.
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Get night
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easier.
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It'll be okay. I'm.
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Have a good night, Vlad.
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Talk to you, buddy.
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I. Hell, yeah.
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Hell, yeah.
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Have a good night, Vlad.
04:06:12
Talk to you, buddy.
04:06:20
Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, I'm a good night when I talk to you, buddy.
04:06:31
Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, I'm a good
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buddy.
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Oh, yeah. You.
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Okay.
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Oh. 0000.
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I don't even take no orders from the woman, by the way.
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By the way, I don't take no orders from no women.
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Okay.
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Perfect.
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Oh, I'm.
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I take the water from the water, by the way.
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By the way, I don't take no orders from more women.
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Yeah.
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Oh okay. Perfect.
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Oh I'm gonna come on from the water, by the way.
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By the way, I don't take no orders from the women.
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Oh, no. You go anywhere.
04:08:12
I'm not going anywhere else serving up as well as above.
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So I'm going to come in as a normal employee
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by the weekend before.
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I am going anywhere else.
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What the hell? And then I'm going to come.
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In and. I.
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Can. Yeah.
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That's right. For this one. Enjoy.
04:09:05
On October 3rd, 2024, in Ashland, Wisconsin,
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officers are dispatched to a home for a reported sexual assault.
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The suspect inside the home, 30 year old Dane
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Pelton, has been accused of repeated and ongoing sexual offenses.
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Officers attempt to speak with him in his home about the accusations.
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The sheriff's office.
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Said.
04:09:29
Hey, so this is this guy's kid.
04:09:33
When you see the state this man is in in his living room.
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I want you to remember that he's also responsible for taking care
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of a little boy
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and how normal this shit must appear to this little boy.
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Poor kids.
04:09:46
Futures fucking cooked.
04:09:48
What you get when you talk to your teacher.
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If you come here, we need to talk to your mom.
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You know, talk to your mom.
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Oh, shit. We got to make a raid.
04:09:58
Round of applause for Sarah the Raging tomato.
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Thank you very much.
04:10:02
I certainly appreciate that. Welcome.
04:10:05
And take a look at this crazy shit.
04:10:07
Getting ready to debate.
04:10:08
Debaters.
04:10:11
You. Hey, what's your name?
04:10:13
What are you saying?
04:10:13
We need to talk to you. Oh.
04:10:18
You come to me.