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00:00:07 All right.
00:00:07 654321.
00:00:13 What do I mean when I say look?
00:00:20 If you don't want to talk the way this Bible talks,
00:00:22 you should keep your mouth shut
00:00:25 and go.
00:00:34 And, Well,
00:00:39 you can tell by the way I use my walk that I'm a huge cop wife.
00:00:43 Who's my boss?
00:00:44 Randall out.
00:00:46 Women scorned.
00:00:46 I've been an atheist since I was born.
00:00:49 I guess it's not all right.
00:00:50 It's not okay. She can't look the other way.
00:00:53 She does not try to understand.
00:00:56 The Bible. Makes no sense.
00:00:58 Whether you're a Christian or whether you're a muslim.
00:01:00 Yeah, your book is a lie.
00:01:01 Your book is a lie from the beautiful.
00:01:03 Listen to the Book of Mormon. Yeah, your book is a lie.
00:01:06 Your book is a lie.
00:01:07 Ha ha ha ha. The book is a lie.
00:01:10 Your book is a lie.
00:01:11 Ha ha ha ha!
00:01:14 Your book is a lie.
00:01:15 Up, up
00:01:19 up up up.
00:01:27 Well, we start the show, then we get high enough.
00:01:30 I can't do it either. It's wife does I?
00:01:32 She thinks that heaven is something true.
00:01:34 I'm a married man and she hates that too.
00:01:36 You know it's not all right. It's not okay.
00:01:38 But the hotel chair is where I stay.
00:01:41 She can't try to understand.
00:01:43 Religion. Makes no fucking sense.
00:01:45 Whether you're a Buddhist or whether you are Jewish.
00:01:47 Yeah, your book is a lie. Your book is a lie.
00:01:50 Jesus wasn't Pastor Muhammad.
00:01:51 No. Prophet. Yeah, your book is a lie.
00:01:53 Your book is a lie. How you call
00:01:57 your book is a lie.
00:01:58 The book is alive.
00:01:59 Hop hop hop hop hop hop is a love.
00:02:04 Hum, hum 000.
00:02:15 Your god is no way.
00:02:17 Spaghetti monster
00:02:20 spaghetti monster. Jam.
00:02:26 Your god is no way
00:02:29 you made of spaghetti.
00:02:37 Well, you can tell that I'm a major.
00:02:39 Come back door slam for the rats allowed women scorn.
00:02:44 I've been an atheist since I was born.
00:02:46 No, it's not all right.
00:02:47 It's not okay.
00:02:48 Let me talk with the other day.
00:02:51 She does not try to understand.
00:02:53 This all makes no sense.
00:02:55 Whether you are Hindu or whether it.
00:02:57 So your book is a lock.
00:02:58 Your book is like Sodom and Gomorrah.
00:03:01 It's not even a soul to know your book is a lie.
00:03:03 Your book is a lie.
00:03:04 Ha ha ha ha. You put this a lot.
00:03:08 Your book is a lot.
00:03:09 Ha ha ha ha.
00:03:11 Your book is a lie.
00:03:13 Oh. Oh.
00:03:21 000. Your God
00:03:26 is no well made up spaghetti.
00:03:30 Spaghetti monster.
00:03:31 Yeah.
00:03:36 Your god is no way
00:03:38 you made us get down!
00:03:47 Your god is no way.
00:03:50 Spaghetti monster.
00:03:52 Spaghetti monster. Yes!
00:03:56 Oh, your god is no way.
00:04:01 You made us get down!
00:04:10 Your god is nowhere.
00:04:13 Spaghetti.
00:04:15 Spaghetti monster!
00:04:16 Yeah! Oh!
00:04:19 Oh oh, your god is no way
00:04:24 made of spaghetti.
00:04:28 The following is for entertainment purposes only.
00:04:31 It's just a scripted comedy show.
00:04:33 These guys are not experts, doctors,
00:04:37 lawyers, therapists, or even particularly well-adjusted.
00:04:42 Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm,
00:04:45 or just plain nonsense.
00:04:47 Any resemblance to real people events is purely coincidental and kind of hilarious.
00:04:51 They are not a response for emotional damage, cognitive
00:04:56 dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urge to start a cult.
00:05:02 Viewer discretion is advised, especially
00:05:04 if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
00:05:07 This is a late show.
00:05:09 It's not for kids.
00:05:09 Your boss or Karen from H.R.
00:05:11 will be hearing about this. By the way.
00:05:14 Hi, Dave.
00:05:15 Side effects may include thinking, laughing,
00:05:18 or yelling at your screen.
00:05:21 Fladge Rants Live is filmed in front of a live studio
00:05:25 audience. And.
00:06:21 Yes. Yes.
00:06:25 Yes. Yes.
00:06:29 Yes. Yes.
00:06:34 No no no no no.
00:06:37 What I mean when I say look,
00:06:42 really is.
00:06:43 Listen.
00:06:45 But if you're, I might not be much to look at.
00:06:48 But if you're looking at me, you're,
00:06:50 you're at least more engaged than if you're staring off.
00:06:54 And you've got a better chance of hearing what I have to say.
00:06:58 Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
00:07:02 Now, we had a few ideas for topics last week.
00:07:05 I heard SPU come up late in the, The Brady Indoor Show.
00:07:09 That was a good one.
00:07:10 Drawer suggested hate.
00:07:12 Perhaps hatred would have been better.
00:07:15 I think there was a pro wrestler called Nate.
00:07:18 Hatred.
00:07:19 We could have featured him.
00:07:20 We could have interviewed him.
00:07:21 But, it may have made more sense
00:07:24 to do a series on stop, look and listen.
00:07:28 And then it would have covered what I wanted to talk about today.
00:07:32 So. Or what?
00:07:33 But what I didn't want to say today.
00:07:36 For this portion of the show, you don't need.
00:07:39 We've got a lot to show you. We got a lot to look at.
00:07:41 But look,
00:07:43 you only need to listen to this portion because I'm just talking.
00:07:46 I don't have any visual aids.
00:07:48 I've got the little dog here, but,
00:07:51 I want to discuss a little bit about language and the limitations.
00:07:55 I've been talking about it about, the cognitive, limitations that,
00:08:00 the structure of language sets on us.
00:08:03 And, it's a cage.
00:08:05 We have to work within.
00:08:08 So there are even variations within the language.
00:08:13 And, I want to get into those because these are kind of fun
00:08:17 across the, across the pond, those little horse
00:08:20 things with the black and white stripes we call zebras.
00:08:23 They call zebras.
00:08:25 And that's just, one of the two vowel sounds is pronounced a little differently.
00:08:30 So slight vowel pronunciation difference.
00:08:33 We're used to,
00:08:35 local accents, regional accents.
00:08:37 Of course, there's aluminum, aluminum.
00:08:41 That's an extra letter.
00:08:42 That's a, that's a they, actually, we dropped the I
00:08:47 the last I an aluminum
00:08:49 and, we just call it aluminum.
00:08:52 And it's really actually named aluminum.
00:08:55 And the element on the periodic table, one that I thought was a British word,
00:08:59 it's actually an American slang is the, the, the slang for, umbrellas.
00:09:05 Bomber shoe.
00:09:07 And I guess it's a, it's a combination of umbrella
00:09:10 and parachute, but, I like one version.
00:09:14 That's one.
00:09:14 But, few more of these, they call the trash can or garbage can.
00:09:18 A bin just simply a bin.
00:09:21 Toilet paper. They call a loo roll.
00:09:23 Sidewalk.
00:09:24 They just called pavement.
00:09:25 Crisps are, what we call chips.
00:09:31 What we call it.
00:09:31 Connect the dots. They call dot two dots.
00:09:34 If you fancy something, that just means you like it.
00:09:38 I think our our drinking fountains
00:09:42 don't need another name, but they call it a bubbler.
00:09:44 I'm told.
00:09:46 Or we call a truck. They call a lorry.
00:09:48 Chips or crisps?
00:09:53 Oh. I said that already.
00:09:58 Fries are also, our chips. So.
00:10:01 So the chips are christened the Pfizer chips.
00:10:05 They call the trunk of a car, boot.
00:10:08 Eggplant.
00:10:10 They call an aubergine.
00:10:13 But in parts of Asia, it's called a brinjal.
00:10:15 Where the on vacation, they call it going on holiday.
00:10:20 They use the word biscuit to, describe a cookie or cracker.
00:10:25 The letter Z they call Z parking lot is a car park.
00:10:29 Just a few of the things that, I find weird about words and use of words.
00:10:34 The word individual is used to describe a person.
00:10:38 An individual person?
00:10:39 Well, individual.
00:10:40 The word itself only refers to the number one.
00:10:44 And so
00:10:45 to say an individual, it seems like you need a noun with that
00:10:49 because you're describing just an individual.
00:10:52 What?
00:10:54 But but people, if you say an individual is found
00:10:58 mate naked in a library, you'll know that it was a person.
00:11:02 I don't know why they were naked in a library, but,
00:11:05 but, lately I've found with advertising I've been using the word Xero a lot.
00:11:10 When you use the numbers zero or the lack of numbers zero,
00:11:15 you don't really need the units.
00:11:17 So zero calories, but you.
00:11:21 If if it doesn't contain something,
00:11:23 you don't need to name the thing,
00:11:26 but okay, they want to point out but that it doesn't have any calories.
00:11:32 I don't know what was wrong with sugar free, but,
00:11:35 but zero calories.
00:11:38 I guess a worst example of this is, I saw an ad recently,
00:11:42 Grubhub or one of those teamed up with,
00:11:47 Amazon or
00:11:48 one of those, and they said, if you have this account
00:11:51 and you get, this delivery, you get,
00:11:54 $0 delivery fee,
00:11:58 again, you don't need the units.
00:12:01 If the sum is zero.
00:12:05 What happened to the word free?
00:12:07 Well, that's just, stupid
00:12:10 crap.
00:12:14 I've also got other complaints.
00:12:15 The Qaboos, you know, he's black
00:12:19 or moody for that matter.
00:12:21 Or or that country music is most prevalent in the southern states,
00:12:26 the United States of America, where, racism is still rampant.
00:12:31 There are still active, KKK members.
00:12:35 White supremacy is still active,
00:12:40 and they are
00:12:43 black and love, that is their demographic.
00:12:49 That's they're singing country music.
00:12:52 And one thing that,
00:12:54 racist, you know,
00:12:56 white supremacist and country music fans that would common is that both stupid.
00:13:02 So, is there anything wrong with getting filthy rich from a group of people
00:13:08 that hate you for not and for insufficient reason?
00:13:13 Okay, I guess that I guess that,
00:13:17 another advertising thing I noticed was, Duracell
00:13:20 recently came up with a new slogan built different.
00:13:26 Builds. It's a verb.
00:13:28 They need an adverb.
00:13:29 Grammar is not that difficult.
00:13:31 Built differently would be correct.
00:13:34 Built different is wrong.
00:13:35 I've seen a lot of ads also for GLP ones,
00:13:39 and it's finally coming out that they're dangerous
00:13:42 and really not worth it unless you're,
00:13:45 morbidly obese to the point where it's like threatening already
00:13:49 because GLP ones are life threatening themselves.
00:13:52 Now, most of the ads for prescription medications,
00:13:57 the list of side effects are staggering and scary.
00:14:02 And unless you've got a condition that is more scary than the list of side effects,
00:14:10 I would do without it
00:14:11 completely and not even give it a second look.
00:14:14 Recent study shows that the previous studies were wrong.
00:14:18 Bone to pick with Brady, who?
00:14:21 I'm. I'm in the middle of a monologue drawer.
00:14:24 Oh, you're you're gonna meet your,
00:14:29 Linus Pauling, two time,
00:14:34 Nobel laureate,
00:14:36 told everybody that, you know, overdosed on vitamin C to fight a cold.
00:14:41 This this, turns out to be detrimental,
00:14:45 not, helpful or useful in any way.
00:14:48 In studies, it's it's shown to have the same effect as, any placebo.
00:14:53 And, and in rare cases of,
00:14:57 under duress, military training,
00:15:01 out in the winter conditions or, distance runners,
00:15:06 or, elite athletes
00:15:08 training, then you're talking about a single digit percentage for the,
00:15:14 the efficacy of, of high doses of vitamin C.
00:15:17 And it's most of the doubt anyway.
00:15:21 Another thing about
00:15:23 words, if you don't think,
00:15:26 we're, living in a made up fantasy
00:15:30 land, have you ever taken a good look
00:15:34 at the days of the week or the month of the year?
00:15:39 Let's go over these,
00:15:41 Days of the week.
00:15:46 Sunday.
00:15:47 Sun's the sun's day. Monday.
00:15:49 But Monday, Tuesday is for Mars.
00:15:53 T I w was the an early name for Mars.
00:15:57 The god of war.
00:15:59 Or tir t are the the,
00:16:03 if you want to go Nordic with it because the rest of these are Norse.
00:16:06 Odin's day.
00:16:09 Odin actually,
00:16:11 they they equate him with mercury.
00:16:15 So, that's mercredi
00:16:18 is how it's, Wednesday is said in French.
00:16:23 Thor's day hasn't changed that much.
00:16:25 It's Thursday.
00:16:26 The corresponding god with that is Jupiter.
00:16:30 Frigg or Freya's day.
00:16:33 That's Venus, and Saturn's day.
00:16:37 That's still the Roman god Saturn.
00:16:41 And, and so it's just a hodgepodge
00:16:44 mismatch of stuff months of the year.
00:16:48 This is even worse.
00:16:50 I should start
00:16:53 with January.
00:16:54 This is Janice or Janus,
00:16:58 but, that's not where the the original calendar started.
00:17:02 But we'll we'll plow on from there.
00:17:04 February, Festival of Cleansing, a purification.
00:17:08 And then then we start with the true calendar,
00:17:10 because those months were not in the original calendar.
00:17:13 And we'll get to that.
00:17:17 So then you got, March, which is Mars.
00:17:22 May.
00:17:23 Well, April is, just means in Latin to open.
00:17:27 So, like the, blooming of the flowers and blossoms,
00:17:31 and then, my, as a guide for May,
00:17:36 Juno, the queen of the Roman gods.
00:17:41 Okay.
00:17:43 So then,
00:17:45 the numbered ones
00:17:47 and, so now we're we're still in
00:17:50 the Gregorian calendar here, but we borrowed the numbers
00:17:55 for before they had January and February
00:17:57 at the beginning, and they started on March.
00:17:59 So the numbers are wrong,
00:18:02 but they skipped.
00:18:04 They they changed
00:18:06 July and August to name
00:18:08 to name them after Julius Caesar and Augustus Caesar,
00:18:12 but then went straight to September Sept, meaning seven.
00:18:16 And it's the ninth month, October.
00:18:19 To. No, that means, Octo is eight
00:18:23 and then, November is
00:18:28 is nine, but it's 11th and December,
00:18:32 of course is ten, but it's the 12 month,
00:18:36 so that's good fun.
00:18:39 So, so look.
00:18:44 I don't think.
00:18:47 Yeah.
00:18:48 We were somebody.
00:18:52 I don't think, I don't think,
00:18:55 I think you don't believe
00:18:57 what you profess to believe.
00:18:59 And that's not going to be a popular opinion.
00:19:03 Your shadow
00:19:05 isn't you.
00:19:06 In the same way, your complete autobiography isn't you
00:19:12 in the same way, a supercomputer with everything
00:19:15 you've ever thought somehow saved on it isn't you?
00:19:20 I think the most devout believers have their doubts,
00:19:24 perhaps deep in the back of their minds.
00:19:27 But the rest of us just don't believe.
00:19:31 And,
00:19:32 Last week we had a kid on
00:19:36 and, kind of like,
00:19:37 go to now he's just somebody that we used to know.
00:19:41 I asked him for hair pics to prove that the two and a half years of growth.
00:19:45 I haven't seen it,
00:19:47 but,
00:19:50 Look.
00:19:51 Watch this. Roll the clip. Ready?
00:19:56 The. Larry.
00:19:57 Larry, there.
00:19:59 You're in the shot. Larry, can you please.
00:20:01 No, no, don't don't put your coffee down.
00:20:04 Would they buy that space? Coffee?
00:20:06 You can use it.
00:20:07 Space coaster or something.
00:20:13 The Larry, Larry there.
00:20:15 You're in the shot. Larry, can you please.
00:20:18 No, no, don't don't put your coffee down.
00:20:20 Would they buy that space? Coffee?
00:20:22 You can use a space coaster or something to.
00:20:28 You guys, this is amazing.
00:20:29 They have found life on Mars.
00:20:31 I am not even kidding.
00:20:32 Legit life on Mars.
00:20:34 Look, a fly,
00:20:37 a fly on Mars.
00:20:40 Can we.
00:20:40 Can we send more there to this astronauts?
00:20:42 Why are completely malfunctions?
00:20:44 And they quickly cut away before the fly?
00:20:52 We're not just going to zoom past that, are we?
00:20:55 The fly on Mars?
00:21:02 Is, is it real?
00:21:05 Can we.
00:21:06 It's a real fly.
00:21:08 Is it really on Mars?
00:21:11 No, no, I mean, this footage.
00:21:13 Is this video accurately legitimate,
00:21:16 put out by NASA or some other idiot?
00:21:21 Are those the only true choices in this case?
00:21:25 Yeah. Ask.
00:21:27 Oh, okay.
00:21:28 Oh, can we say some weather or this.
00:21:32 Like, I don't know.
00:21:33 We don't have we don't have super enhance.
00:21:35 I think somebody zoomed in
00:21:36 and took a blotch of nothing and made it a fly on the last frame.
00:21:41 Can we.
00:21:41 It looks like a fly.
00:21:42 Like exactly like a fly.
00:21:44 Right.
00:21:45 But look.
00:21:48 There doesn't
00:21:50 know.
00:21:53 And contrary to popular belief,
00:21:54 they don't have that Star Trek enhance.
00:21:58 I can guess and maybe make something, something.
00:22:00 But look.
00:22:04 Look, I think
00:22:06 it said, look,
00:22:07 I got this secret word life on Mars.
00:22:10 I am not even kidding.
00:22:12 Legit life on Mars.
00:22:13 Look, a fly look a fly on Mars.
00:22:19 Can we can we send more there for this astronauts?
00:22:22 Why are completely malfunctions? And they quit.
00:22:25 And if it did, I mean, I've had bugs.
00:22:26 Insects hang onto my windshield and go for miles.
00:22:29 Go for miles? Go for miles and miles.
00:22:32 Yeah, and maybe. And miles.
00:22:34 Yeah, maybe it's just stuck there.
00:22:37 When you look, sometimes you can see for miles
00:22:39 and miles.
00:22:45 This show is how we see everything
00:22:49 look cut away before anything bad happens.
00:22:51 I'll show it again.
00:22:53 Not whoopsies.
00:22:56 So if these are fake.
00:22:57 And again, this is just for entertainment purposes only.
00:23:00 Someone is entertaining in the edit, I feel like.
00:23:03 So my question is, how can you operate a lid on the outside of the space station
00:23:09 by manipulating something mechanical
00:23:10 on the inside of the space station without losing air pressure?
00:23:14 It's it's called real good engineering.
00:23:21 Well,
00:23:22 there's you mean, because there's no air pressure in space,
00:23:25 but there's air pressure in the.
00:23:28 Yeah, they have to pressurize the capsule.
00:23:31 Do they?
00:23:33 They do.
00:23:33 They have to pressurize airplanes.
00:23:37 Right.
00:23:37 But airplanes, that's because they're in the
00:23:40 I don't know I don't know why.
00:23:41 Because there's no air.
00:23:44 No, no no.
00:23:50 So a tortilla of massive tortillas
00:23:54 and just.
00:23:57 Yeah.
00:23:58 So massive tortilla
00:24:00 that a sandwich.
00:24:02 Can we agree, though, that a balloon, something flexible, is capable
00:24:05 of holding an air pressure.
00:24:08 Yes. Okay.
00:24:10 So can we also agree that they don't really make things that
00:24:13 structurally sound in space because they the number one priority is weight.
00:24:17 They want everything to be ultra light.
00:24:20 Oh, I
00:24:22 yeah I'm not saying that flaps not real.
00:24:25 Let me know what he finishes saying is pretty interesting.
00:24:29 He says look, a couple times
00:24:32 figures it out.
00:24:33 That's why I chose this video.
00:24:36 I'm a I'm a massive believer.
00:24:38 So this one is uniquely and well, now that's even more ridiculous.
00:24:43 Okay.
00:24:44 What do you believe in name that there.
00:24:49 Enlightened.
00:24:52 Ordained?
00:24:54 No. Correct. No.
00:24:58 When you say you believe in NASA, what do you believe?
00:25:00 They exist.
00:25:02 Yeah. Yes.
00:25:04 Okay. That's that's not really.
00:25:06 Wait, wait, wait us in on that hill.
00:25:10 Yeah.
00:25:10 Yeah that's NASA exist. But are they.
00:25:13 But are they.
00:25:15 What are they?
00:25:18 I also believe there's a secret space agency
00:25:20 that we don't get to know about.
00:25:24 What's that?
00:25:24 To look for another look at.
00:25:29 I don't know what this is like.
00:25:31 Crabs, snake.
00:25:39 And for fun, course we have.
00:25:44 These.
00:25:45 Look, look. There's feet.
00:25:46 Oh, it's a commercial. We eat the feet.
00:25:49 Who will eat the feast?
00:25:51 I have a terrible feeling.
00:25:53 Will you eat this?
00:25:54 I cannot possibly stomach face. You look.
00:25:56 Will you eat the feeds?
00:25:58 Oh, is the adverb of these feces?
00:26:02 Yes. Send out a piece. Feast.
00:26:04 We eat the feast. No.
00:26:07 Oh, no fees for me.
00:26:09 It can't.
00:26:09 You just put an l y on everything?
00:26:11 Like the adverb of big is bigly
00:26:14 e, you know, please.
00:26:16 On the gentlemen.
00:26:17 Welcome to the feast.
00:26:17 Oh, will eat the beans.
00:26:21 Probably three.
00:26:24 Will they?
00:26:25 Relatively handsome man with gray hair and an oddly purple and blue
00:26:29 turtleneck suit that matches the napkins somehow.
00:26:32 Good call.
00:26:36 That's the first commercial we've actually aired.
00:26:38 You all understand? No, it's.
00:26:40 It's referring to the monologue.
00:26:41 I'm not.
00:26:42 I'm not changing the script or the format.
00:26:44 Oh, you mentioned that they removed.
00:26:47 They remove their fees.
00:26:49 Oh, well.
00:26:51 Grubhub, $0,
00:26:53 but, zero.
00:26:55 Anything y'all understand or like the market oh dollar zero grub
00:26:59 that's you know, but it's not the same.
00:27:03 It's not $0.
00:27:06 It's zero bleep bloops.
00:27:08 It. No it's it's
00:27:11 subsidized by the inflated percentage.
00:27:14 They charge you per item of food.
00:27:16 It's zero blocked herbs.
00:27:19 They're hiding the Bleep herbs in the army I use the herbs.
00:27:23 If you walk in the store and you buy it, say it's 1495.
00:27:26 If you ordered on Grubhub it's probably going to be $30.
00:27:30 Oh, but we're going to waive the $2 to $5 fee.
00:27:33 Fuck off.
00:27:35 200% more.
00:27:36 That's the fee.
00:27:38 That is a plate.
00:27:41 And yeah, there are some restaurants that have partnered with them that actually
00:27:43 also they absorb the cost instead because they'd rather sell the food,
00:27:46 because I've had people say,
00:27:46 oh no, I get it at Sonic, or I get it at Wendy's, and look, there's no fee.
00:27:50 And they'll shove the receipt in my face.
00:27:51 Yeah, there's always exceptions, but that just means that the other restaurants
00:27:55 have to cover that fucking delivery fee to.
00:28:00 And what about vitamin C you're saying?
00:28:02 Right.
00:28:02 So yeah, I literally said don't take vitamin C, but at the bare minimum,
00:28:07 it may give you a 1% better chance I'll take that chance plus the placebo.
00:28:12 Right. That's what those are. Perfectly good reason.
00:28:14 I think it's closer to the 8 to 11% range, which is negligible.
00:28:20 But no, it is. It's measurable.
00:28:22 So you could your phrasing can frame your argument
00:28:26 and my phrasing can frame my argument if there's a measurable difference.
00:28:29 Why the YouTube wouldn't you take it?
00:28:33 Because
00:28:35 there are, ill effects.
00:28:39 So what are the real effects again, besides diarrhea, which I'm
00:28:42 perfectly willing to take, and you have to take like 10,000mg before
00:28:46 it will give you any ill effects like that.
00:28:48 What are the downsides?
00:28:50 Oh, I don't know.
00:28:51 I'm just saying your appeal to authority was Linus Pauling, which is a two time
00:28:57 Nobel laureate, and a lot of things that
00:29:02 even he said, is wrong.
00:29:05 A lot, a lot of the things that, came out in that era about,
00:29:09 you know, breakfast is the most important meal of the day was never
00:29:13 I never agreed with the correct.
00:29:16 Yeah. Yeah. I so stepped away from a lot of,
00:29:21 Okay.
00:29:21 Well, what I want you to take a harder look at is,
00:29:27 I hear a lot from from you about,
00:29:31 there's infinite possibilities.
00:29:34 So you can't.
00:29:35 Yes. Yeah.
00:29:36 Take a closer look
00:29:38 at it with infinite possibilities.
00:29:40 You can't rule out an afterlife.
00:29:42 And I'm trying to make you look directly at it like, right at it.
00:29:48 Like, imagine you're,
00:29:51 So, maybe Judgment Day.
00:29:55 You say so.
00:29:55 It's unlikely.
00:29:56 Therefore it doesn't exist.
00:29:58 You are right, I was wrong, I apologize.
00:30:01 Okay, well, that's all.
00:30:02 But see, you keep you keep using this word you.
00:30:05 When you refer to ourselves.
00:30:09 Yeah.
00:30:09 And I've already I've already shattered that argument.
00:30:11 Then we are greater than the sum of our parts.
00:30:14 And then you just label them all the emerging properties.
00:30:18 Right.
00:30:19 But that is a thing that that's the thing
00:30:21 you can't discount or just call shadows or echoes or non negligible.
00:30:24 Right.
00:30:24 That's, the, the Red Mary argument, the red room, the the
00:30:28 no no no, stop stop, stop saying studies and other people's nice little packages.
00:30:35 Okay.
00:30:35 Well that's why I mentioned shadows are not you, your autobiography is not you.
00:30:40 And even if you're in that same vein, we right here, you and I talking or not, us.
00:30:45 Yes we are.
00:30:46 No no, no, you are somewhere and I am somewhere else.
00:30:49 But the two of us together are making this show, which is something
00:30:52 greater than the sum of our parts, or in our case, less.
00:30:56 But yeah, I know, but different.
00:30:58 Different. Regardless, it's a different entity.
00:31:00 It's something else.
00:31:01 And it may it may remain past us.
00:31:05 You can label shadows, you can label memories, echoes, whatever
00:31:09 you want to label it, but it still exists and will be there after us.
00:31:13 Therefore, that is the things that I say
00:31:15 that I believe in that exist.
00:31:17 And then you go right to,
00:31:18 there's a man with a gray beard in the sky,
00:31:20 and there's no way that there's an afterlife.
00:31:21 Okay, agreed.
00:31:22 But that's not what I was even arguing.
00:31:25 Okay, well, along the lines of, well,
00:31:28 what about the trees are so beautiful is this stupid argument?
00:31:31 So is the drawer argument.
00:31:33 We're all energy.
00:31:35 Okay, no, hold on.
00:31:38 So I if energy does things together
00:31:42 which you can come emergent, you can say reactionary whatever.
00:31:45 Call it whatever you want. Okay.
00:31:47 When energy is in certain forms, does it do something
00:31:51 that's such a basic argument, right.
00:31:53 Does it do something by literally the definition of energy?
00:31:55 From my understanding, yeah.
00:32:00 Where was I going with this? So
00:32:03 what about yeah, what about that.
00:32:05 So if you're saying that energy cannot transfer,
00:32:07 you're just discounting that there's no way that energy could transfer
00:32:10 into something that we don't understand or is greater than us.
00:32:14 That's very close minded. You know why you're doing that?
00:32:16 Because your brain, your little prisoner, your logic won't allow you
00:32:19 to consider something that you cannot prove,
00:32:23 because that's that's the that's easy.
00:32:24 And that's a good way to live.
00:32:25 You know, you won't get burned, you won't die,
00:32:27 you won't walk into the street of traffic. That's. I'm not going to argue that.
00:32:30 That's like stupid.
00:32:31 No, that's not no thing at all.
00:32:33 But if you do that and there really is something greater
00:32:37 or somehow energy transfers into something that we don't understand.
00:32:41 So minimal, minimal concept.
00:32:44 I don't want to add anything to that because you'll just say no.
00:32:46 Then that can't be then okay.
00:32:48 But by being so defiantly egotistically smart
00:32:52 in your case, you may miss out on something great.
00:32:57 And I'm sure that
00:32:58 you're going to say some some restraint plant or logic or whatever.
00:33:02 The 19 1814 said no, just because you do something,
00:33:07 because it may might not be, doesn't make it right.
00:33:11 Whatever.
00:33:13 Physicists will say that we are a wavefunction,
00:33:16 but that is not helpful in this particular conversation.
00:33:20 But it is accurate to say that we,
00:33:23 use energy is accurate.
00:33:26 But to say that we are energy is not helpful, useful, or true, I do not.
00:33:32 I identify as a ball of energy,
00:33:35 although I could be described as a ball of energy or a wave function.
00:33:39 But so you transcended energy when you became Gary.
00:33:43 Everything you argue is explicitly
00:33:47 the real, physical, tangible Gary, not a facsimile.
00:33:52 Well, you're a facsimile right now, so.
00:33:55 Yeah, yeah, I know.
00:33:57 However, that is what I am.
00:33:59 I like, that's what I've got.
00:34:01 That's all I've got.
00:34:03 So, how about the concept of the,
00:34:07 collective consciousness, like, the,
00:34:10 the sum total of all the conscious experience in the universe?
00:34:14 Sure. All join up at the end of our lives.
00:34:19 In what sense is that me?
00:34:22 So in the sense that you right now are part of the universe.
00:34:28 Yeah, but you are.
00:34:29 You are unaware of so much, so closed off because of your physical reality.
00:34:33 Correct.
00:34:34 Once you are out of that physical reality, if you in turn
00:34:38 then become part of the conscious greater everything.
00:34:41 Yeah. So when you stand up about this.
00:34:43 But you might.
00:34:44 Of course you wouldn't
00:34:45 because you understand everything and this is so insignificant,
00:34:48 but you're aware of your entire life
00:34:50 from beginning to end, every thought you ever had.
00:34:52 Otherwise, you're not part of this conscious energy
00:34:55 that you that you just created that concept.
00:34:58 Yes, I did not.
00:34:59 Okay. So that's I love that concept.
00:35:02 It's a helpful one.
00:35:03 Hopefully it's almost impossible to prove.
00:35:07 I'd say even impossible to prove. Yeah,
00:35:10 but just because it's
00:35:12 falsifiability, even if it's just like
00:35:16 the lazy comfort way that I just don't want to.
00:35:20 I want to hope I. I don't use hope.
00:35:22 Hope is not a plan. Hope is not a strategy.
00:35:24 Hope is for the, you know, the helpless basically.
00:35:27 Right?
00:35:28 If I can hope that there's something like that.
00:35:31 That's about the only time in my entire life I would use the word hope.
00:35:34 Why would I think for something like that and think you actually got you
00:35:37 finally drilled down? You're looking directly at it.
00:35:40 I got you to look at it.
00:35:41 And now you finally drilled down to the actual truth of the matter.
00:35:44 And that is the fear of death.
00:35:46 Everyone's afraid of that.
00:35:47 It's a huge scene now. It's a huge part of it.
00:35:50 I'm not afraid of dying because I'm pretty satisfied with my life to this point.
00:35:54 I can't wait for more.
00:35:55 It's all but if I were to think it's an incredible thing, it's been a fun ride,
00:35:59 then that now would be too bad.
00:36:02 But. But are you.
00:36:03 Are you saying that it is.
00:36:05 It's the life is a gift and you have to enjoy it or there's a heaven.
00:36:09 It can't be both.
00:36:12 I know you understand.
00:36:13 I know you, you. There's never having to you.
00:36:14 But I'm saying if there was that wouldn't take away from this,
00:36:20 it certainly does.
00:36:21 That makes this a dress rehearsal.
00:36:23 But it's no no no no no, I don't like people that do that.
00:36:27 I don't like people that waste.
00:36:29 I mean, every experience, every moment should be enjoyed.
00:36:32 I don't have that luxury.
00:36:33 Sometimes you have to drive and steer and pay attention.
00:36:34 You know, you can't stop and smell the roses.
00:36:36 You got kids to raise, bills to pay.
00:36:38 It's real easy to say, you know,
00:36:41 obviously said that about stopping to smell the roses.
00:36:44 Stop, look and listen
00:36:47 to the nurses
00:36:49 stop. Look and listen.
00:36:50 Stop. Drop and roll.
00:36:51 There's no look in there, though.
00:36:53 No, but it doesn't only work on, fires.
00:36:57 If you're on fire, definitely stop, drop and roll.
00:36:59 But I also found out in my childhood and I mentioned this on the show before,
00:37:03 I was in a swarm of bees and my my mother yelled to me, stop, drop and roll.
00:37:07 And I was like, that's during fires.
00:37:09 But all I can do is listen to her advice and sure
00:37:12 enough, stop, drop and roll works.
00:37:14 And it was a swarm of bees and they were all over me, stinging me everywhere.
00:37:19 And when I rolled around, I felt they I kill the vulnerable, they fly too.
00:37:23 So there is like a foot or two from the ground to where they start.
00:37:26 The swarm that you know. Right. Yeah.
00:37:27 So at least the side that was on the ground was either
00:37:31 crushing the bees or, or clearly.
00:37:36 So if you are on
00:37:37 fire or covered in bees, stop,
00:37:40 drag, drop and roll.
00:37:42 But you don't take time to look.
00:37:43 Don't take time to look right there.
00:37:45 See exactly what I was talking about.
00:37:46 Sometimes you don't have the luxury to look.
00:37:49 Sometimes you just have to leap.
00:37:50 Otherwise you're going to miss your opportunity.
00:37:53 It's wise to look before.
00:37:55 I'm not saying you're wasting this existence,
00:37:58 but I do feel like, we we, we get satiated.
00:38:04 I'm satiated with the the way we cover the topic so we can move on.
00:38:08 We've got a lot to show today.
00:38:10 I looked at what we have.
00:38:12 It's a level five.
00:38:12 Yeah, we're I'm it's a new rush through it.
00:38:16 I'm thinking, though, that I don't want to say there.
00:38:20 I absolutely understand what you're saying.
00:38:22 How people waste this entire life.
00:38:24 They'll do like,
00:38:25 horrible shit on a Saturday night, go to church and ask for forgiveness
00:38:28 and think they're just going to do this because, you know, why bother?
00:38:30 Because they got this glorious life in heaven right is a waste.
00:38:34 I don't think treating this as a dress rehearsal.
00:38:36 That's stupid.
00:38:37 Did you catch what I said about the Gregorian calendar?
00:38:42 I don't know, Greg.
00:38:43 I'm about.
00:38:45 How about all of the, the British things?
00:38:47 Can we read that? I don't think we can read that.
00:38:50 Hold it up again.
00:38:51 Is it blank?
00:38:54 Oh, shoot.
00:38:57 Look.
00:38:58 All virgin.
00:38:59 But but this.
00:39:03 Here is that kite.
00:39:04 You can fly that. Yeah it does.
00:39:06 I just ripped it off.
00:39:07 I ripped off piece of paper
00:39:09 and, I wrote that it work today.
00:39:13 That was. That's.
00:39:16 Butt off and ripped off the paper.
00:39:18 Sound like they mean to all the way down it goes.
00:39:20 Yeah, yeah.
00:39:21 Look, you just somebody that we used to know.
00:39:24 Those people.
00:39:26 It's just weird that, go to one hit wonder is song was.
00:39:30 Now he's just somebody that we used to know.
00:39:32 And now he's just somebody that we used to know and just.
00:39:36 It's very, very poetic.
00:39:38 Yeah.
00:39:39 Prophetic.
00:39:41 Yeah.
00:39:42 Prophetic.
00:39:45 Words.
00:39:46 My music machine.
00:39:48 The Panasonic take and take that place and record.
00:39:52 Good fit and dynamite.
00:39:54 Holy cow.
00:39:55 Dynamite in that place.
00:39:56 Eight track cartridges.
00:39:58 It's a blast.
00:40:00 They're terrific.
00:40:02 You got you got to slam the top to change to the next song.
00:40:05 That's not absolutely.
00:40:07 Oh, you got to slam it.
00:40:10 It is a physical insert on that track.
00:40:12 You got to slam it.
00:40:14 I have it's definitely physical rollers.
00:40:17 It is an electric truck.
00:40:19 But what makes the Panasonic take and tape and dynamite eight.
00:40:23 So right is that they both sound like dynamite.
00:40:27 They they got this catchphrase right in there.
00:40:33 I'm going to skip Charlie Leduff for now.
00:40:37 Yeah, that's a jaw thing.
00:40:40 So I'm hooked on these.
00:40:41 I can't get enough of these,
00:40:44 but I do.
00:40:46 You find that?
00:40:50 It's called, farting and inflatable suits
00:40:53 that I made from the.
00:40:57 Fucking really?
00:41:01 And you're straight.
00:41:02 Like I was into that.
00:41:03 That guy with the round glasses that looks like, Dude.
00:41:07 So I like.
00:41:08 I like cartoons as a kid right now.
00:41:10 Watch this little mouse.
00:41:11 Like it's
00:41:12 when they start moving and freaking out, and then I'm sure, yes, it's fake.
00:41:15 And of course it is.
00:41:17 But let's just act like it isn't.
00:41:18 And they're really responding.
00:41:20 I want they look like they look like cartoon reactions.
00:41:23 Watch this mouse.
00:41:24 This is or I'm not sure it's even a mouse.
00:41:31 Oh, they're just trying.
00:41:32 We're just trying to get out.
00:41:34 They're trying to get out.
00:41:34 He's freaking out.
00:41:36 So what you put in here?
00:41:38 Put that here.
00:41:41 But, like, how strong?
00:41:42 I mean, I
00:41:45 I've never reacted that badly from a fart.
00:41:50 Well, you're never in a suit that you can't escape.
00:41:53 I've been in an elevator.
00:41:56 What is that?
00:41:57 Is that a suit?
00:42:01 Is your shadow identical with you?
00:42:04 They all react.
00:42:06 They all react the same way.
00:42:08 Oh. Hold on.
00:42:08 That's so hold on, I that might be bioterrorism. There.
00:42:11 That was not fart spray.
00:42:12 That was an actual fart.
00:42:15 Oh, I think
00:42:17 I think you're confused that you an actual fart.
00:42:20 That's just a bodily functions.
00:42:23 Bioterrorism is the first spray.
00:42:27 So if you fart on
00:42:29 a, on a police officer, they can
00:42:33 they can charge you.
00:42:36 Let them do.
00:42:37 They're amazing. They all react the same way.
00:42:40 Like, do they forget where the zipper is?
00:42:41 If you really want to get out of the suit, just use the zipper and just.
00:42:45 It takes a few minutes.
00:42:46 And, who's got a few minutes to get out of fart spray?
00:42:52 I don't
00:42:54 I want to get out a fart spray right now.
00:42:59 Okay, I can
00:43:01 I can fart right now.
00:43:04 I'll tell you my favorite love story.
00:43:07 Oh, you probably. Oh, yeah.
00:43:10 This this I should have included last week,
00:43:13 but just pretend he did a little.
00:43:16 This is so good.
00:43:18 It's up to you now.
00:43:20 The cat.
00:43:21 Oh. Phil, no!
00:43:23 You guys no cats. Right.
00:43:25 Turn off right
00:43:28 there.
00:43:28 Tiny, tiny little paws.
00:43:32 Yeah, they do.
00:43:33 You know, cats. You probably
00:43:36 drowned a couple in the river.
00:43:40 We. It's dark
00:43:43 at time.
00:43:43 What's.
00:43:46 What?
00:43:46 It could play a giant fiddle.
00:43:51 That on any day is amazing.
00:43:54 What happens next, though?
00:43:56 Hal jumps over the moon.
00:44:03 But guys, cows don't jump.
00:44:06 His friends.
00:44:07 We're probably like, don't even try.
00:44:11 And on his first attempt,
00:44:14 he left the lunar surface.
00:44:18 So you have a cat
00:44:20 playing a fiddle, a cow leaping over the moon.
00:44:24 Little dog.
00:44:25 He laughed, but he was young.
00:44:27 Thought, I'm gonna see.
00:44:28 I'm gonna see this all the time.
00:44:31 But the dish and the spoon.
00:44:36 Of all that going on, I don't know the rest of this nursery rhyme.
00:44:39 I only know the cow jumped over the moon.
00:44:41 Let's get the fuck out of.
00:44:49 Here.
00:44:49 I guess you know the the nursery rhyme. It's true love.
00:44:52 Don't know.
00:44:53 Don't act like you have it either.
00:44:55 You don't know. Wanting you.
00:44:59 If I was the knife in this, I mean the fuck.
00:45:01 If I was the fork, I would, I would worry about the knife.
00:45:04 Who in the couple would be like, I think I'm gonna stick around
00:45:08 and watch a fucking cat play a fiddle.
00:45:11 A cow just jumped the fucking moon.
00:45:13 Stop wrecking everything, Cheryl.
00:45:19 It's always Cheryl,
00:45:21 girl.
00:45:22 I want to tell.
00:45:25 I don't listen to women, by the way.
00:45:27 By the way, listen to no women.
00:45:29 He was has a coach from Letterkenny.
00:45:32 He's so good.
00:45:34 He's so good in Letterkenny.
00:45:37 Drawer has a question.
00:45:38 He says, why would you stop, drop and then roll?
00:45:40 Why wouldn't you just roll?
00:45:43 Oh, because I think because you're upright,
00:45:45 you would just be stupidly spinning in,
00:45:50 fanning the flames.
00:45:55 Right.
00:45:55 Without the no.
00:45:56 Without the stopping and dropping part.
00:45:59 Because contrary to what you think, you can roll vertically.
00:46:03 I don't even know what you did.
00:46:04 It was kind of weird that I'm arguing with you. Not even here.
00:46:06 That's not. That's not what it's called.
00:46:10 It's not.
00:46:10 No, no, you're saying a roller blading, a roller skating?
00:46:16 Wait, no, no, I disagree,
00:46:20 okay?
00:46:20 You can't fact check.
00:46:22 You can roll. Can't build it.
00:46:25 Roll vertically.
00:46:28 Yeah.
00:46:30 I don't trust your results.
00:46:31 So I, I worded the question badly.
00:46:37 Look, I did my best, okay?
00:46:38 But I worded it badly.
00:46:40 It's, I said, can you roll vertically?
00:46:42 And I came back a little bit
00:46:43 smart ass dish and said, as an I, I don't have a physical body.
00:46:47 I do not somersault or barrel roll.
00:46:51 Okay.
00:46:51 Can I thing
00:46:55 can I thing roll person.
00:46:58 Would you let's go with person because that's what the conversation is about.
00:47:01 No, no I just said you can roll vertically.
00:47:06 Yes. An object can roll vertically. It can.
00:47:09 All right. So a thing can I'll.
00:47:10 All right. You know what, I don't mind.
00:47:12 I'd rather lose an argument quickly than win an argument incorrectly.
00:47:16 Right.
00:47:16 Is a person's who's a person and a person.
00:47:20 But person can cannot roll purely vertical without falling as rolling
00:47:25 relies on gravity and a horizontal surface to create friction and momentum.
00:47:32 There it is.
00:47:34 Well, you can't.
00:47:35 But wait, what about on a wall?
00:47:39 Roll down a wall
00:47:42 or roll across the wall?
00:47:45 Sure. You know what?
00:47:46 I might have to give you the roll rolling along a wall.
00:47:50 What about? Okay, I'm going to give it.
00:47:52 I'm going to give you rolling along a wall.
00:47:54 What about if you're rolling on the ground and then you finish
00:47:57 in a vertical standing position.
00:48:00 No that doesn't.
00:48:00 Then you're a contortionist or some sort of gymnast.
00:48:04 Yeah.
00:48:04 You would actually spring up from a backward roll.
00:48:08 Okay.
00:48:08 Stick the landing.
00:48:10 No, you convinced me.
00:48:11 I'm I'm I'm on board.
00:48:13 That's really weird,
00:48:14 because you convinced me to that you cannot roll vertically.
00:48:17 Right. Was switch sides.
00:48:19 If I agreed with you, we'd both good.
00:48:23 Yeah, yeah, we both switch sides.
00:48:26 And we were.
00:48:27 We were at some point, both wrong
00:48:30 that this is just labeled the moon,
00:48:33 which is kind of good because we were just talking about the moon
00:48:36 cows jumping over it, though, you know, and what the moon is, right?
00:48:41 I mean, so we've got call. Right?
00:48:43 Okay. Right. There you are. Instructor.
00:48:46 Right. I'm right. Right.
00:48:48 Oh, everything I'm going to say after this, it don't even give it any thought.
00:48:51 Right.
00:48:52 I hate those little cues and shit that people use that he just use.
00:48:55 So now I can't even listen to the rest of what he said.
00:48:56 Which then brings us to the question of the moon.
00:49:00 You know what the moon right is, right?
00:49:02 I mean, so we've got Carl Wolff telling us there's a city on the moon,
00:49:05 we've got Ingo Swan on remote viewing.
00:49:07 The confirms that.
00:49:09 But I think that the situation with the moon is he just said that's so quick
00:49:13 like it was evidence.
00:49:14 You know, the guy that did the remote viewing, we got that.
00:49:17 Yeah.
00:49:18 Yeah.
00:49:20 Where is actually a lot more disturbing than there
00:49:23 simply being, you know, a city sized alien base on the backside of the alien.
00:49:27 Whatever. Based on the backside of the moon.
00:49:29 Wait, you look at, the geometry in the mathematics
00:49:33 of of the moon in relation to the Earth and the sun, it makes no sense.
00:49:37 So where's the sun?
00:49:38 One for,
00:49:40 distance between the Earth and the sun.
00:49:42 And it's one 405 eyes of the sun and so on creates
00:49:47 these perfect eclipses that were perfect, right?
00:49:50 That by itself is right. Right.
00:49:52 And then you look at the fact that.
00:49:54 Right, the craters on the moon are all only a few miles deep.
00:50:00 You never find a crater on the moon that's more than 5 or 6 months interest.
00:50:03 Some of these craters are like 186 miles wide.
00:50:06 Right?
00:50:07 So right, right, right at, I don't
00:50:10 I don't the base of the largest craters, you know what I'm saying?
00:50:13 See, a convex surface?
00:50:16 In other words, being.
00:50:17 I know what I'm saying.
00:50:18 Alice Marineris and Mars, where, like,
00:50:20 you know, an asteroid would hit it and you'd see a deep gouge there.
00:50:24 Proportional.
00:50:25 Isn't it possible that they were giant deep gashes?
00:50:30 And then
00:50:30 when the next giant deep gash hits, which has never obviously happened
00:50:34 in our lifetime, the settlement fills in the fucking holes, you moron.
00:50:39 I'm sorry, I don't.
00:50:40 I'm just suggesting it levels out.
00:50:43 Well, I've been interested in the moon is a megastructure for long enough
00:50:48 that I noticed there's a two year old movie out called Moonfall,
00:50:52 so I tried to watch it over the weekend, but I have so much trouble believing,
00:50:57 like with the believability of Halle Berry as an actor.
00:51:02 Like, wow, she's trying to portray a human being.
00:51:06 I don't believe it.
00:51:09 So she was,
00:51:10 astronaut, the the acting director of NASA
00:51:15 in this movie, and she is so far from believable.
00:51:20 I turned it off.
00:51:21 I stopped watching, so I don't know how Moonfall ends,
00:51:24 but they were on their way to the moon to explore the.
00:51:29 It's it's being a megastructure.
00:51:33 When you say megastructure,
00:51:35 you mean influenced outside of nature some way.
00:51:39 Built, built.
00:51:41 I didn't want to say that word because but.
00:51:44 Okay, you said it.
00:51:46 Megastructure built the whole thing. But.
00:51:50 Or like they built it.
00:51:52 It opened the whole thing.
00:51:53 They built it a long, long time ago.
00:51:57 Do you launch the pieces up there or do you build it on Earth and then you,
00:52:01 those are not the only two options
00:52:04 because it was built, away from Earth.
00:52:07 It was built and or it wasn't built at all.
00:52:10 Right. Here.
00:52:12 Well, this because this is in the fictional movie
00:52:15 I tried to watch, but Ashley Berry ruined it because she ruins everything.
00:52:19 She's a as deep as it is wide.
00:52:22 No, what you're seeing, apparently, is a hard shell
00:52:27 that's being revealed through the impact
00:52:30 against the regolith by whatever object is.
00:52:32 The ejecta is going 186 miles out in every direction.
00:52:36 But I love ejecta.
00:52:37 There's never a crater deeper than a few miles.
00:52:41 And what's being revealed there at the crater
00:52:43 base is a hard convex surface I'm going to extend.
00:52:46 Brings us to, it over.
00:52:49 He started over. No,
00:52:52 no. What's the topic?
00:52:57 Listen.
00:53:01 To the question
00:53:02 I think he's going to he's about to say one of the Apollo
00:53:05 missions dropped the fuel tank, and it rang like a bell.
00:53:09 It started over section of the moon, you know.
00:53:11 And what the moon is, right?
00:53:13 I mean, so we are going up, so then turn them off.
00:53:17 You're saying I'll just tell you miles out.
00:53:19 Well, the Apollo missions dropped the fuel canister and the moon rang like a bell.
00:53:23 So they hit it with a missile a few years later,
00:53:27 and it rang like a bell for days.
00:53:31 Just like that.
00:53:34 So that implies that it is
00:53:35 a major structure and hollow.
00:53:38 So who's this lady?
00:53:40 Who's this nice lady?
00:53:43 Oh, she's think.
00:53:49 Bunch of people.
00:53:50 I would have started fucking playing right away instead of, Lindsey Graham
00:53:54 buffering.
00:53:56 Oh, yeah.
00:53:57 And then there was that,
00:54:00 Lindsey Graham,
00:54:01 another guy that, dude died today.
00:54:04 I forget, and the Pentagon's really big time
00:54:08 Canadian actor.
00:54:12 Canadian actor.
00:54:15 Big sur.
00:54:17 The guys know the guy from emergency 51 died.
00:54:21 Yeah, that was a few days ago.
00:54:23 Yeah.
00:54:24 Well, it's, you know, we have a we have a weekly show, Gary.
00:54:27 So sometimes some things don't happen for, like, up to six days.
00:54:32 No, no, no, someone died today.
00:54:35 And it was a day after a UFO file,
00:54:38 like famous.
00:54:42 The latest.
00:54:43 He was 14 documents for being released.
00:54:45 Videos for those video show what the Pentagon's calling
00:54:49 unexplained encounters captured through infrared survey.
00:54:52 I'm sorry, we're still on the move.
00:54:54 It says it's already working on releasing another set of files.
00:54:56 Let's bring in senior Pentagon reporter Louis Martinez for the details there.
00:55:00 So, Louis, walk us through what's interesting
00:55:02 about reporter Louis for the and we are looking now
00:55:04 at the fourth Martinez of files that are coming from the Pentagon.
00:55:08 Now this is a release from the whole of government.
00:55:10 In other words, it's not just the Pentagon,
00:55:11 but other government agencies that we've seen from NASA or from the FAA.
00:55:15 But in this case, dispatch comes specifically from the Pentagon.
00:55:19 And more specifically,
00:55:20 we are seeing videos that are coming from US
00:55:22 Indo-Pacific command that would be in Asia.
00:55:25 And some of the videos
00:55:25 that we've seen now are drawing attention because they are definitely different.
00:55:29 Now. One could say that they are more of the same.
00:55:32 What are we talking about?
00:55:32 We're talking about images
00:55:34 more of the sensors on fighter aircrafts, maybe even drones.
00:55:37 And what they're seeing are some anomalies that just can't be explained.
00:55:40 So, for example, there is one anomaly as the six pointed star
00:55:44 Sam Neill from Jurassic Park.
00:55:46 This star that it's Sam Neil got.
00:55:49 That was it really? Yes. Are or
00:55:52 are you talking about.
00:55:52 Are you telling me you was
00:55:54 back here on the sensors?
00:55:56 That something you find him.
00:55:59 That's something you might not have been I don't know, I made that up
00:56:03 be explained right now.
00:56:04 And so I mean, this is video artifacting.
00:56:08 No bright lights are
00:56:11 bright lights.
00:56:12 Do that.
00:56:13 Start, I see it, I.
00:56:18 That's.
00:56:18 Is that supposed to mean something really.
00:56:21 It's it's perfectly it's perfectly symmetrical and frame.
00:56:25 If it's not like a flare artifact, then I'm
00:56:29 not conscious.
00:56:31 That's how confident I am.
00:56:33 Okay. Right. Oh, so that's to see. Yeah.
00:56:36 These really look files
00:56:39 and so like.
00:56:39 And so what irritates me is
00:56:42 if they were really giving us stuff like that, and I'm
00:56:44 the person at the Department of Defense or the Air Force who, whoever's filming
00:56:47 this, I'm going to turn the camera, I'm going to turn the camera.
00:56:51 And if, if the, if the six points
00:56:55 stay in exactly the same orientation with the camera, right.
00:56:59 I'm going to, you know, move.
00:57:01 Yeah.
00:57:01 It's just blurred by the camera itself.
00:57:03 I find it weird that every time something happens in the news,
00:57:07 they, they they do another quick little
00:57:10 misdirect release is what I'd like to call it.
00:57:13 Look at the.
00:57:15 Don't look over there. Look at these.
00:57:17 Don't look, look, look, look directly at it.
00:57:19 That's what I'm trying to get people to do.
00:57:21 Look directly at it.
00:57:23 When I look at this, I see exactly why they released it.
00:57:27 It's,
00:57:32 No. So these are the ones that drive.
00:57:33 There it is.
00:57:34 And this is not Pentagon.
00:57:35 It's not very.
00:57:36 They've actually dropped all these videos and all these files,
00:57:39 so far, numbering in the hundreds.
00:57:40 We dropped so many files that,
00:57:43 And they're giving us nothing.
00:57:45 Nerd. Roddick.
00:57:46 His name is also Gary, by the way.
00:57:48 Said that that was the double pod,
00:57:51 not pod racer.
00:57:52 I forgot what they call it from Cloud City, from Star Wars.
00:57:55 Oh, w with the two red, the two red cars.
00:57:57 That was, And I'll see him at the annual Gary public release back two months ago.
00:58:02 We are talking about at least 1 billion hits on the website of from the Pentagon.
00:58:06 Like 1 billion hits, over 1 billion hits,
00:58:12 you know, 1 billion years much higher.
00:58:17 So I so I would save on this for a could do.
00:58:23 Oh. Oh, wow.
00:58:28 Unless anybody you know wants to come over
00:58:29 and smoke this with me, I would drive right there right now.
00:58:33 But, I gotta work at six in the morning.
00:58:37 Yeah. Drawer says Jurassic Park. What?
00:58:39 They say Jurassic Park guy died.
00:58:42 Hit a little live.
00:58:44 Hit the little live button on your thing. You'll catch up.
00:58:47 I think you might be a little bit behind.
00:58:50 So I have a live, but wait, I.
00:58:52 No, I can work on the tablet.
00:58:54 No, no, not you him.
00:58:55 You're you're. I,
00:58:58 you know, we're we're almost real time here.
00:59:00 Small delay.
00:59:01 Oh, I am so handsome.
00:59:03 And so far, the Pentagon has approved.
00:59:05 Is it the level of interest?
00:59:06 Really, really high. And again.
00:59:09 Oh, okay.
00:59:10 That's a good idea.
00:59:12 Yeah. It explores these incidents. Got it.
00:59:15 Yeah.
00:59:15 That's definitely the double car spaceship
00:59:18 from Cloud City when that there is no I agree with Nerd rod.
00:59:21 Nothing yet.
00:59:22 Oh I've got a truck wars or just unexplained anomalies.
00:59:27 Yeah, yeah.
00:59:28 This look confused Drawer.
00:59:30 So we might as well play it now.
00:59:32 You get it out of the way.
00:59:33 What number is it? It's very good.
00:59:36 It's a fanart.
00:59:39 And it might be a a copyright trademark infringement.
00:59:42 Oh there's doors. It.
00:59:44 I think you put me on.
00:59:46 I feel like you put me on.
00:59:49 I mean, my screen's pretty small, but that thing, it was pretty yellow.
00:59:52 I mean, big.
00:59:56 Look, I don't know what the fuck you're saying.
00:59:58 I'm trying to follow you, but you lost me again.
01:00:01 Oh, Triforce.
01:00:04 So, unlike drawer, I put a caption
01:00:07 with every one of the clips I send it so that there is no.
01:00:11 Yeah, I know, I'm past that already.
01:00:12 I'm good.
01:00:12 I'm just saying that all these UFOs.
01:00:15 This one is much clearer.
01:00:17 Captain's log, stardate 424.6.
01:00:21 It's like I recognize that it's one and Vulcan.
01:00:24 Stay aboard the enterprise.
01:00:26 I invited him and his companion to rest here for a few days.
01:00:32 Well, where they are.
01:00:36 Mr. solo, welcome aboard the enterprise.
01:00:40 I hope you'll enjoy your short stay here.
01:00:42 Thank you.
01:00:43 Picard, to find ship you have here.
01:00:46 Is there a bar and some.
01:00:50 And forward. And.
01:00:54 We're that Whoopi Goldberg.
01:00:55 Trent was your rebel base again, Mr. Solo.
01:00:58 You wouldn't know it.
01:01:02 It's in a galaxy far, far away.
01:01:06 Oh, these are your quarters.
01:01:08 Please make yourself up.
01:01:11 Thank you again, captain.
01:01:20 But, Oh, come on, Chewie,
01:01:25 we're only here for two days.
01:01:31 But it's quite, quite
01:01:34 work.
01:01:36 What is this?
01:01:38 Roasted pork.
01:01:41 He loves it just for me to.
01:01:47 Magnetic fields
01:01:49 are crucial.
01:01:51 It functions by creating a controlled matter.
01:01:53 Anti-Matter reaction.
01:01:54 So it's a bomb with manners.
01:01:56 Oh. Oh,
01:01:59 very,
01:02:01 very.
01:02:18 I hope that old man got that topic up to conversation.
01:02:21 Or this is jabber.
01:02:22 Be a real short show. Okay, put it.
01:02:31 How did you like your
01:02:31 first day on the enterprise?
01:02:35 Tomorrow will be even better.
01:02:38 We continue.
01:02:41 Fantastic.
01:02:43 Isn't that great?
01:02:43 Sure.
01:02:46 I plug this to say,
01:02:49 did you see JFK when Ronald Reagan
01:02:54 and the new movie coming out?
01:02:58 Makes people want to revisit
01:02:59 Escanaba in the movie, like,
01:03:02 yeah, that Jeff Daniels,
01:03:05 that Jeff Daniels, the final gibber.
01:03:08 These are the they didn't bother
01:03:09 to make him look like a pagan, and he didn't bother to act like Reagan.
01:03:13 It's kind of like a Halle Berry Mel in performance.
01:03:16 But, I mean, if it's not good, it would be worse, right?
01:03:20 It would be distracting.
01:03:22 I don't know.
01:03:24 I don't even think he was that great and, Dumb and Dumber,
01:03:28 but I love the films.
01:03:30 And, Escanaba in the moonlight, the Michigan classic, the the Butler's Super.
01:03:39 You don't know that one, do you?
01:03:40 No, no, no.
01:03:42 Okay.
01:03:43 But I mean, you have the shirt on, though.
01:03:47 Oh my goodness. Yes you do.
01:03:49 Did you see my, That's upper.
01:03:53 I did the zero for the zero
01:03:56 calories, $0 shipping fee.
01:03:59 Nice.
01:04:00 Zero draws on this show so far.
01:04:03 Sure. You're on me?
01:04:04 One drawer appearance, and, we got a game to play.
01:04:08 There's been draws.
01:04:10 He said he was going on for two hours.
01:04:13 I don't have that scheduled yet.
01:04:15 Okay, you know what?
01:04:18 You know where in the world is drawer? You.
01:04:22 Well, this blue continent didn't fly down in the.
01:04:28 Are you in the TSA?
01:04:30 Zach, explain.
01:04:31 To tell a story hits a truck like that.
01:04:35 Clears up where he's been.
01:04:37 But the loudest thing about him is the closet that he's in.
01:04:42 Well, tell me, what in the world Richard drew.
01:04:46 Yo, general.
01:04:51 Prayer.
01:04:52 Is that from landing?
01:04:53 Yeah.
01:04:56 You know,
01:04:57 so this, segment of where in the world is Drawer, vertical Drawer,
01:05:00 control growing like the angle is brought to you by Ryanair.
01:05:04 In a statement to CBS news, Ryanair said that shortly
01:05:07 after takeoff from Thessaloniki, a city in Greece,
01:05:11 to Memnon, a small town in Germany, are you in Germany?
01:05:15 In one of its planes destroyed?
01:05:16 Yeah, small town, you know. I'm sorry. What?
01:05:18 A window in one of their planes just dislodged and shot
01:05:22 out of the plane down, the carrier said, without providing further details.
01:05:27 That's why you shouldn't design a window.
01:05:29 Look at the oxygen masks dangling from the ceiling.
01:05:32 A fellow passenger told a Greek radio station that those on board suddenly
01:05:36 heard a noise like a tire bursting, before screams broke out the head.
01:05:41 And why wouldn't it be a window bursting when I tell you by the window
01:05:45 they said, nobody knows who really knows this.
01:05:48 Yeah, we don't know the sound.
01:05:50 It wasn't, it wasn't.
01:05:52 It was bang.
01:05:54 So its head and shoulders are out.
01:05:55 The window was outside a window. They said,
01:05:58 oh, the passengers help put his head and shoulders were out the window.
01:06:02 You ever stick your head out of a car window? No.
01:06:06 Yes. You have everyone here? Yeah. Yeah.
01:06:09 And you're going, what, 45 to 70?
01:06:11 I mean, you really 70. You could possibly get hurt.
01:06:13 I don't think I've ever done it on the freeway.
01:06:14 45 miles an hour is pretty exhilarating.
01:06:16 Could you imagine?
01:06:18 Had doctor Miles an hour?
01:06:19 4 to 5, 600.
01:06:22 And Antos.
01:06:25 So this is, Ryanair.
01:06:27 And their new slogan is their head and shoulders above the rest.
01:06:30 But local media.
01:06:31 Thanks for that. The engine broke.
01:06:35 The engine broke off.
01:06:36 That's how the window dislodged.
01:06:38 This is, Ryanair.
01:06:40 Ryanair. And, their slogan is.
01:06:42 I don't give a crap about that.
01:06:44 Yeah, right.
01:06:46 Sorry.
01:06:49 Again.
01:06:52 There are people who get into
01:06:54 helicopter accidents on accident. Man.
01:06:58 That was. Well, people are guessing.
01:06:59 Allegedly, that was a quote from their, CEO that we really can't stop
01:07:04 for more than a second with 55 fucking videos.
01:07:09 No, we got it.
01:07:10 Or we can try.
01:07:11 We could just not get through them all. Two of them are dealt with only 54.
01:07:14 Two of them are duplicates, and one of them is gone.
01:07:16 So we only have 53.
01:07:17 Yeah, I may have sent a duplicate in
01:07:20 I mean, we, you know, look like you're.
01:07:22 We never went anywhere. You don't look like you're in a hotel.
01:07:26 He is the.
01:07:28 I know, but what is that, a Batman poster behind like,
01:07:32 looks like you're in a lobby to me.
01:07:35 Or like one of those. I'm no business.
01:07:36 I'm. I'm sitting on the bed because they give you, like, this desk set up.
01:07:39 That's like. Really?
01:07:40 That's why I give you, like, a place to put a fucking chair.
01:07:43 So I just want to close desk, tuck in that little thing that tucks underneath
01:07:47 the depths of where you can pull it out and have, like,
01:07:48 a bigger desk, but if you don't want one, you don't have a big desk.
01:07:52 It's just in big desk
01:07:54 drawer has a big draw.
01:07:57 You in India.
01:07:58 But he tucks, he tucks.
01:07:59 You just said he tucks it in.
01:08:01 So I will give couple clues here.
01:08:03 So I did fly.
01:08:05 Oh right.
01:08:06 Okay. And I draw.
01:08:08 And boy are your arms tired.
01:08:09 Flew is what Gary would usually say. Really?
01:08:12 I drove further than I thought.
01:08:13 You don't need a solo me motherfucker.
01:08:16 No, I need to look around.
01:08:17 I'm trying to find out what hotel you're at.
01:08:19 Because if I can figure out the hotel, then I know the city.
01:08:22 Well, that's how that works.
01:08:25 Is that it works?
01:08:26 Oh, pardon me, I got the keys.
01:08:28 That's perfect. I almost missed it.
01:08:31 Yeah.
01:08:32 So, at 2 a.m.
01:08:34 when I was sleeping, apparently the flight was canceled.
01:08:36 And normally, while you're on it, like options,
01:08:41 normally there are options.
01:08:43 And, these options were,
01:08:44 in my opinion, already taken up because I've already looked at them
01:08:47 because they were options for me at one point.
01:08:49 And I knew that they were it was a full plane that they canceled.
01:08:52 So I don't know how they don't have like another one
01:08:53 just hanging out that they can do call on the backup.
01:08:57 I don't know how this works, but
01:08:59 so I to reschedule my shit.
01:09:01 And so I was supposed to fly
01:09:02 in to one airport, and then I had to fly into another airport.
01:09:06 This airport, it was, happy.
01:09:10 Was it hub to hub? What do they call that?
01:09:13 Oh, great.
01:09:13 Good morning.
01:09:14 I mean, it's a very popular layover destination.
01:09:17 And so I flew into a very popular layover destination, and then I drove
01:09:22 six hours to where I am now.
01:09:27 Both of those cities are actually part of the first verse
01:09:30 of a very jokey country song that makes fun of a young lady
01:09:36 who likes penises up in, places in different cities.
01:09:42 The Upper Peninsula.
01:09:44 No, her ass.
01:09:48 Those are the only two things I can think of.
01:09:51 Where else do penises go?
01:09:55 If I was okay, so
01:09:56 six hours from that, I would tuck.
01:09:59 I would tuck, tuck and run.
01:10:01 I cry went, what was that?
01:10:03 I hit three, three. Yeah.
01:10:07 Denver is where I. Damn it.
01:10:09 I just gave it away.
01:10:09 So I flew into Denver. Okay.
01:10:12 And to Major Hydro for five hours.
01:10:13 No, that's fine, that's fine.
01:10:15 We can get there.
01:10:15 I was I was right in the middle. It's.
01:10:18 You wouldn't drive.
01:10:19 Then I drove half a straight.
01:10:21 It's a hard drive.
01:10:22 Yeah. I mean, it's a hub. So you might have been.
01:10:24 You might have had to go.
01:10:25 Drawer.
01:10:26 You know, as opposed to flying to a different airport.
01:10:29 But this area only has
01:10:32 three local airports that aren't that convenient.
01:10:38 From Denver to
01:10:40 Reno, six hours away, Portland, Oregon.
01:10:44 That's way farther.
01:10:47 So just to give you an idea in my mind.
01:10:49 24 hour drive from here to the West Coast, right?
01:10:53 Give or take 2 or 3 hours.
01:10:56 It's mostly farmland.
01:10:58 So, Utah.
01:11:01 Kansas?
01:11:03 No, because that would have just flown into fucking.
01:11:06 Well, you obviously had an issue. Utah.
01:11:08 Of course they would have just flown in.
01:11:10 Anywhere is moot.
01:11:11 Moot because you had flying issues.
01:11:13 We don't to. Yeah, exactly.
01:11:15 The initial place that I was headed actually has has shitty
01:11:18 flights anyway, so it's shitty flights.
01:11:21 Okay.
01:11:24 He's pulling off the map while he's pulling out the map.
01:11:25 Do you want to do, La Duff now or later?
01:11:28 No, he's trying to find, it's it's a it's a it speaks for itself.
01:11:31 So I mean, and it's a local, so you can throw it in there
01:11:35 because it stand on its own a bit.
01:11:37 So should I do it now or later?
01:11:40 You can only two.
01:11:43 Action, everyone.
01:11:44 It's the only two options. Yeah. No. Yes.
01:11:48 Yeah. No.
01:11:49 Rained a little bit last week in a million people.
01:11:52 Yeah. Pauses lost there.
01:11:54 Yeah. So I didn't hear much to do.
01:11:56 But supposedly the reason why they took so long to or speculation, why
01:12:00 they took so long to turn the power back on, during the 4th of July weekend.
01:12:05 Is that the Jewish people I third, know the whole thing.
01:12:11 Because it was a holiday weekend, and so they would had to have paid, overtime
01:12:15 and holiday pay on top of also paying,
01:12:20 the holiday, holiday, vacation time
01:12:25 holiday. They waited.
01:12:26 They waited.
01:12:27 So entitled.
01:12:28 You need a holiday from your holiday?
01:12:30 No. I mean, because people are having the day off
01:12:32 and they have to work, but you still get your the bucks.
01:12:36 All right, so they got triple, right?
01:12:38 They got double time. Plus another.
01:12:41 Oh no they didn't because that's that's why you didn't get repaired right away.
01:12:44 Right. They must not have a good year. That just
01:12:47 I see a lot of, service people and utility companies
01:12:50 that really take them and even automotive companies take advantage of that.
01:12:54 And even firefighters I've seen take advantage of that.
01:12:56 And police, they must not have a good union.
01:13:00 The people
01:13:03 I mean, as somebody who does that, is that going to keep my bill down
01:13:06 because my power wasn't out.
01:13:07 So I honestly, I'm fine with them waiting one day to get my bill down.
01:13:11 My power's out for like several days, but I lost all my food.
01:13:15 But you lost all your food.
01:13:17 What if one day change that?
01:13:20 Probably not.
01:13:21 Yeah, yeah, because I keep extra cold packs.
01:13:24 We got ice, makers that have stockades of ice and shit.
01:13:28 So. Yeah.
01:13:29 Did you did you can't, did you?
01:13:31 Jared. Okay.
01:13:32 Six hour drive from Denver.
01:13:35 We put you in Lincoln, Nebraska.
01:13:39 Topeka, Kansas, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma,
01:13:43 Santa Fe, New Mexico, Salt Lake
01:13:46 City, Utah, Boise, Idaho.
01:13:49 Helena, Montana, Bismarck, North Dakota,
01:13:52 or South Dakota.
01:13:55 None of those.
01:13:56 Give it to me. Give it to me.
01:13:57 No no no no no no no.
01:14:01 Denver.
01:14:02 All but one's crossed her mind.
01:14:09 Our. Oh, that was all my guesses.
01:14:11 It's election season.
01:14:12 But is any candidate saying anything with your guesses?
01:14:15 You can subscribe or guess.
01:14:19 People don't realize that if they guessed right, there's a huge of you
01:14:23 running around making dumb videos to show how dumb they are about serious things.
01:14:28 I mean, it's like high school.
01:14:30 Okay, over here we have the ambassador bridge
01:14:33 trucks, freight moving back and forth for the rest of the show.
01:14:36 Does nothing like not moving our economy forward.
01:14:39 Oh, no.
01:14:40 See the trucks crossing the Ambassador Bridge?
01:14:42 85% of them are Canadian.
01:14:45 And the rush hour in the morning,
01:14:47 that's actually commuters from Windsor coming to work here in Detroit.
01:14:51 So the bridge really keeps Canada's economy rolling hours.
01:14:57 Not so much.
01:14:58 This bridge is open.
01:14:59 It's owned by Donald Trump's biggest donor, Matty Maroon.
01:15:03 They're collecting tolls with Matty Maroon.
01:15:06 Sounds like some unknown character from clue.
01:15:09 Every passing.
01:15:10 Yeah.
01:15:10 This bridge is open.
01:15:12 Of course it's open. I thought that was still problem.
01:15:14 Economy's still rolling.
01:15:16 But the thing is, Matty Maroon died six years ago.
01:15:20 The bridge is now owned by his son, Matt.
01:15:22 And that's not that.
01:15:24 Never anywhere near the biggest contributor truck.
01:15:28 But wait a minute. Look over here.
01:15:30 The Michigan made.
01:15:32 Does it? Does anyone?
01:15:33 Is anyone bothered that she like baby talks?
01:15:35 She's a high ranking official in Keith.
01:15:39 I can take it.
01:15:40 And if she has some kind of speech
01:15:42 impediment or it's some health issue, I'm so not that.
01:15:46 But Canada paid Gordie Howe Bridge not open. Why?
01:15:51 Because Donald Trump will sell out our country to the highest bidder.
01:15:55 But wait a minute. I'm wrong.
01:15:57 I don't disagree with this. Look over here.
01:15:59 The Gordie Howe Bridge is in no way Michigan made
01:16:02 it was paid for by the Canadian government
01:16:04 and built by a group of international contractors
01:16:07 who've been fined hundreds of million dollars for corruption.
01:16:10 And we're going to get hit by AcDc even though he's playing a game now.
01:16:14 Michigan was supposed to get half the tolls.
01:16:17 Canada pays off the money,
01:16:19 but since the project is, it doesn't look that way for budget.
01:16:23 Plus, this is Facebook, not YouTube either.
01:16:26 We're never going to get any money.
01:16:27 All we're gonna get is Canada, smog, Canada's guard.
01:16:32 I'll just try to pause it a little bit more than normal garbage and Chinese
01:16:35 electric vehicles being snuck through the ports of Canada yet?
01:16:40 I think those come out of the blue water bridge, that.
01:16:42 Why would you go through Detroit and not the Blue Water Bridge
01:16:45 if you're smuggling and electric Chinese cars, that's easier to get in Canada.
01:16:50 I agreed with it.
01:16:51 Well, the Blue Water Bridge is connected to Canada. Just so you know.
01:16:56 No, that's the one.
01:16:57 It's the one in Canada.
01:16:57 And I heard somebody say that the Gordie Howe Bridge is going to be the fourth
01:17:01 crossing of the Detroit River.
01:17:02 And I
01:17:04 had to fact check that because I could not come up with the fourth bridge.
01:17:08 And then I found it.
01:17:10 Is it.
01:17:11 No, no, that's that's five, I guess.
01:17:14 But then you'd have to kind of revote know there's a lesser known train tunnel.
01:17:20 That goes under that is the fourth crossing.
01:17:24 It's a red the Michigan.
01:17:25 Enjoy it Michiganders, when I'm your senator, this corruption will stop.
01:17:31 She's going to win.
01:17:34 She has the right money behind her.
01:17:36 I can't stand her.
01:17:38 I don't know her personally, but anything that I.
01:17:40 She votes for surveillance.
01:17:41 She acts like she's for the people.
01:17:43 She votes for surveillance. They are
01:17:46 mostly.
01:17:50 I'm against surveillance.
01:17:51 If you want to be my candidate, show me that you care about privacy
01:17:55 and the Constitution.
01:17:56 You know, get rid of those flock cameras.
01:17:59 For starters, Michigan needs.
01:18:00 I'm just your name.
01:18:02 Yeah, I know 90% of the flock cameras are actually by private HOA
01:18:07 companies and citizens labor.
01:18:10 But if you want to be my senator,
01:18:11 you're going to have to do more than make shitty videos.
01:18:15 It's a new world.
01:18:16 We need negotiate better deals for ourselves.
01:18:19 What do you think of his shorts, Gary?
01:18:22 Granted, it's 100 degrees.
01:18:24 He deserves the shorts.
01:18:25 But I just want to hear your comment, Jim.
01:18:28 I don't wear shorts.
01:18:31 These are not white shorts.
01:18:34 Do you have your pantaloons on under your shorts?
01:18:39 Oh, no.
01:18:39 Those are my legs.
01:18:41 My legs look like, the line
01:18:43 drawing of a roast chicken done by a kindergartner.
01:18:50 Charlie, your shorts are just a little short.
01:18:52 Little.
01:18:53 Just a little short. Go go to the kneecap.
01:18:56 That's. It's popular these days, bro.
01:18:58 And it was popular when he was younger, too,
01:19:01 with the black socks and the fucking chucks.
01:19:03 Really? That's. That's popular, I think.
01:19:06 I think he went there with pants on
01:19:08 and somebody was like, hey, dude, you got a pair of shorts?
01:19:11 Yeah, I might have some in my gym bag.
01:19:12 I don't give a fuck.
01:19:14 He's like, he's got Newcastle, Wyoming,
01:19:16 Penn Bend and DeSoto or snow.
01:19:20 Newcastle. Yes.
01:19:21 Denver, New Mexico.
01:19:24 So if you, if you're in the situation, it's hot.
01:19:26 You're not taking the socks off.
01:19:28 Do you at least push the socks down?
01:19:31 Depends if I fold them up, because that's my generation.
01:19:34 But that generation kept them up like a like a agate.
01:19:38 He's my generation. You're wrong.
01:19:40 We did our socks in South Dakota.
01:19:42 Okay.
01:19:43 How old is he?
01:19:44 60. He's maybe not my generation. He's older than me
01:19:47 because Santa Fe, New Mexico.
01:19:49 Lights keep going out.
01:19:51 Well, it rained a little bit last week in a million people
01:19:54 in Michigan lost their power against Colorado.
01:19:57 It's election season, but
01:20:00 I didn't realize it started over.
01:20:01 I missed his end. What?
01:20:02 He negotiated better deals for ourselves through the ports of Canada.
01:20:06 This is called action.
01:20:09 It's joy.
01:20:11 Michiganders. What did I tell her?
01:20:13 What a waste of time. I knew that
01:20:16 I was hoping he was just, you know,
01:20:18 just education for the voting.
01:20:21 No. Again, if I were to go to Utah, why would I fly in?
01:20:24 I guess because I did say that I did have to do it.
01:20:26 Say that I understand that. So you could have.
01:20:29 And I said, really? I said Utah already. So
01:20:33 what's the
01:20:33 punishment if you say in Jeff area, we'll for you.
01:20:36 So let's see I said a different city.
01:20:39 I didn't say a city, I just said Utah.
01:20:44 I assume Salt Lake City, Cimarron, Kansas.
01:20:51 Simmer down.
01:20:51 Kansas. One of the.
01:20:54 Yeah.
01:20:57 Let's give me a vacation destination.
01:21:00 I don't like your new strategy.
01:21:02 Not this game, but the other game.
01:21:04 You're sending in people that are.
01:21:06 Oh, yeah. Port poorly arguing for our side.
01:21:09 When I say our side, I mean people that consider.
01:21:12 There's people that think I'm somewhere else.
01:21:15 Yeah.
01:21:15 No, no, this is a different game this year. Forget I saw this.
01:21:18 There were game I mystery fly Dragons trivia.
01:21:22 I yeah I'm in the process that I need to procure.
01:21:27 You're not you're you're doing your pinball thing.
01:21:31 He's a liar.
01:21:31 I'm not.
01:21:32 I stopped the pinball thing.
01:21:33 What are you talking about?
01:21:35 Okay, well, then you're doing a day trivia thing.
01:21:39 See, I'm having trouble with it.
01:21:41 Doesn't make I'm not going to pay for. I.
01:21:44 So I need some Nvidia cards so I can.
01:21:47 And I think I already in some older, older P-40s.
01:21:50 But these video cards don't have a video.
01:21:52 Of course, these video cards don't have a video output, so I couldn't do OBS.
01:21:56 I can't play video games on them.
01:21:57 And why would I buy two video cards that don't do video?
01:22:01 But that's what I'm.
01:22:02 I'm I'm closing in on.
01:22:05 They're affordable.
01:22:06 They'll give me 48
01:22:09 gigs of a Vram, which is plenty to run.
01:22:12 A model.
01:22:14 Okay, I will give I will give birth to an AI and
01:22:16 then they will then find questions and answers.
01:22:20 I mean, I can do one,
01:22:21 I can do one episode right now, but that that was kind of boring.
01:22:24 I want to do the whole show, plus other okay,
01:22:28 I want to and
01:22:29 have it for just any style.
01:22:33 Yeah, I want to buzz in.
01:22:35 So what do you say about the p30, p40, p30 nine what you say
01:22:40 an Nvidia P40 yeah, what is that?
01:22:44 It's an AI video card.
01:22:47 No reality.
01:22:49 Although we you oh going to share your screen. Oh.
01:22:53 Hey girl.
01:22:53 Yeah I'm just fucking up here trying to balance my screens here.
01:22:56 I'm trying a different set of like a return times to install.
01:23:00 I'll be heading up our mercury.
01:23:02 See, a retard would use StreamYard, so let's just get that out of your plan.
01:23:07 So you're not. At least you're not that,
01:23:09 Well, I plan to fight crime.
01:23:13 Think again.
01:23:15 I forgot why I can't do your shared sound great.
01:23:18 That great?
01:23:19 All right. There. You can hear them along.
01:23:21 Everyone can hear it.
01:23:22 I just have to. Not talking about 31.
01:23:24 What do you think about the 31, 31?
01:23:28 What do you think?
01:23:29 I think it's a piece of shit. Yes.
01:23:32 What I mean to say is we've all been having problems with the P 31, right?
01:23:35 You know, I'm just wondering what the, newly detective here, plans to do.
01:23:38 A. But he's a criminal, isn't he?
01:23:41 Is it? Yes. Correct. He's making this up.
01:23:43 He has no idea what they're talking about.
01:23:44 Yes. Right. We should scrap it.
01:23:47 How many people think we should scrap the P 31?
01:23:50 I don't know,
01:23:51 there is scrap.
01:23:53 You know.
01:23:53 Why so easy it is to be a politician P 31.
01:23:56 Yeah, I think it's.
01:23:57 I think it's a side on 31 flavors.
01:23:59 Baskin Robbins is where you want to be.
01:24:01 Be cool.
01:24:02 That's my partner.
01:24:03 Oh, yeah.
01:24:04 Detective.
01:24:07 What is it?
01:24:08 I'd like to work with the P40.
01:24:10 Yeah, the big 40 is good.
01:24:12 P 40 it is. Oh.
01:24:17 What the hell?
01:24:18 You don't.
01:24:18 You just get those things shaking things up.
01:24:21 Exactly.
01:24:22 Yeah. P p 41.
01:24:24 Now is what you said.
01:24:25 Or P 49.
01:24:26 What are we on the P40?
01:24:29 Fuck yeah
01:24:31 P4. Yeah I'd like to work with the P40.
01:24:34 There's no better option.
01:24:37 Right now.
01:24:38 No okay.
01:24:39 So we think of it as material.
01:24:40 The material is a consequence of energy.
01:24:45 Right.
01:24:45 So what this means here it is the energy.
01:24:48 We have this guy, man consciousness
01:24:50 itself, I know. So.
01:24:53 Or thought or what's real.
01:24:56 Okay, Ortiz. Thank you.
01:24:57 We're just vehicles to to experience the world around us.
01:25:02 But they're not real.
01:25:03 We die.
01:25:03 Our souls, we turn to the source and we come back again.
01:25:08 It's tongue out of his words way.
01:25:10 Experience in a spiritual world, we can still a world we carry on.
01:25:15 It's so
01:25:17 what's really important is to appreciate.
01:25:20 Okay.
01:25:21 All right, all right, all right, all right.
01:25:23 All I want to us, you think about the totality of things.
01:25:28 We can only become despondent.
01:25:31 We can only give up hope.
01:25:32 But we think about how individually
01:25:35 we can become a better person
01:25:39 and how we can impact the people around us.
01:25:42 Then that becomes reflected
01:25:45 onto the reality itself, because we're just part of.
01:25:49 Are you talking about. Right.
01:25:50 So the idea does anybody know what he's talking about?
01:25:54 I think I do.
01:25:57 This is more political speak is so I could put it in two words.
01:26:01 I would say, egg roll.
01:26:04 Yep. Thank you.
01:26:07 So below
01:26:10 s above. Right.
01:26:11 So the idea is as above, so below.
01:26:15 It is possible also above meaning that we are each.
01:26:18 Oh, you got you.
01:26:19 Did you hear that? Yeah. You got you.
01:26:20 So we said
01:26:23 this makes the world a better.
01:26:25 I don't see any different than most Plymouth Rock.
01:26:28 A version of the Rock down about how can I stop these wars from happening?
01:26:33 You cannot.
01:26:34 It's only about where can I put my money to make generate more income?
01:26:37 Is that because that's not going to happen?
01:26:39 It's really about this.
01:26:40 Wait, what?
01:26:41 All, explain yourself on that one because
01:26:45 I've got money placed
01:26:48 I it's live my life to the fullest.
01:26:53 How do I become a much more creative individual that by giving me your money.
01:26:58 People around me.
01:26:59 If you do that, you're changing a world every day for the better.
01:27:04 Start by ality is energy.
01:27:06 Life five years running?
01:27:08 Okay, so we think of it as material, but did it start over?
01:27:13 Kind of.
01:27:13 How do you not that you got a bad memory, bro.
01:27:17 Me you talking to me?
01:27:19 I don't know who said something, but we don't hear you talking about it.
01:27:24 Yeah.
01:27:24 I don't think we have anything to talk about.
01:27:26 What's the topic?
01:27:28 Oh, nice.
01:27:29 There's literally a guy
01:27:32 that's like, wouldn't go
01:27:35 under GI.
01:27:35 I think you should. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I think so.
01:27:38 But that's okay. We can pretend like we've not seen it before.
01:27:40 That would be scary thing to do.
01:27:41 No, no, this is the new fad
01:27:44 we've been here so much that every show, we're just duplicate.
01:27:46 I know, I know, and do I.
01:27:50 There are no no new videos.
01:27:51 Nothing new happens ever. There are no new videos.
01:27:54 And I sent one in that we played last week.
01:27:56 This week
01:27:57 over the most impressive part
01:27:58 though, you know, it's horseshit about a lot of this stuff.
01:28:01 And while I talk about what in the world, they recycle all this stuff and act like
01:28:05 it just happened again and they'll go, oh my God, this was I always double check.
01:28:10 I was like, and sometimes I'm stuff is it's familiar.
01:28:13 It's the exact same.
01:28:16 I thought it was it was.
01:28:17 Well I think they would have a separate video of him doing the same thing
01:28:20 a different time.
01:28:20 But no, no, no, no, it's the same footage.
01:28:24 Yeah.
01:28:24 There wouldn't be new footage because that guy got in trouble.
01:28:27 Right? It's a different account.
01:28:30 Different. This is.
01:28:32 I don't think that guy's allowed to be a dog owner anymore.
01:28:34 Or the owner.
01:28:35 One of these guys.
01:28:36 I almost said it. Two videos with this guy.
01:28:39 Well, clearly the dog was just taking his owner out for a little swim.
01:28:43 Yes, Neil, the grass drew ski.
01:28:46 Yes. White.
01:28:49 Let me tell you something.
01:28:50 The world works very hard to hide from you.
01:28:51 You are going to die,
01:28:54 okay?
01:28:54 As a book director? Yes.
01:28:57 That is Gary's entire philosophy.
01:28:59 That's it. Nothing else matters.
01:29:03 And nobody's
01:29:03 going to debate or argue that fact.
01:29:06 And when you do, that is the only true fact.
01:29:09 I don't even I don't connect taxes.
01:29:11 I don't pay taxes, is not as sure as death
01:29:14 to nothing will happen.
01:29:17 The sun will rise, the traffic will move, people will order coffee.
01:29:20 The universe will not pause for one second to mark that you are gone.
01:29:26 We don't like this.
01:29:28 So we invent comforts.
01:29:31 Tomorrow, later, when you're older, you'll understand.
01:29:35 It'll all make sense in the end.
01:29:37 Beautiful phrases.
01:29:38 And every one of them is a way of not looking at the simple fact.
01:29:43 Okay, it is a matter of dying,
01:29:46 and no one is coming to explain why
01:29:50 this is the absurd made personal.
01:29:54 You are a creature that demands reasons.
01:29:57 Yep, thrown into a world that gives none.
01:30:00 Yet you will love people who vanish.
01:30:03 You will build things that crumble.
01:30:04 You will ask the sky why, and the sky will not answer which guy.
01:30:09 Serve this guy because it's cruel.
01:30:13 Because it isn't listening.
01:30:15 Is he looking?
01:30:15 It never was.
01:30:19 Now you can't be so sure.
01:30:23 Look at people faced with this.
01:30:26 The one of two things.
01:30:28 They kill themselves slowly with distraction,
01:30:31 or they leap in some comfortable illusion.
01:30:33 What did he say? I was listening something after all.
01:30:35 Someone refuses.
01:30:36 Both, he says. Who?
01:30:44 Means something, after all, karma refuses.
01:30:47 Both.
01:30:48 Who re wounded?
01:30:51 I still don't know.
01:30:52 Campbell. Campbell.
01:30:55 He says don't lie to yourself and don't give up.
01:31:00 Stay here in the truth with your eyes open,
01:31:05 because there is a third way
01:31:07 and it begins by refusing to look away.
01:31:11 Let me tell you something.
01:31:13 Look away from what?
01:31:14 The reality that we're going to die.
01:31:16 So I'm supposed to wake up every day and go, I should make this day
01:31:19 the fullest because I'm going to die.
01:31:23 That's too much pressure, man.
01:31:24 Some days I just want to relax.
01:31:27 How can you relax if you know that this could be your last day?
01:31:30 Are you so content and fulfilled with your life
01:31:32 that if you passed right now, you would have no regrets?
01:31:35 If that's true, then continue on.
01:31:40 As you are.
01:31:40 I'm okay.
01:31:42 I will carry on.
01:31:46 All right.
01:31:46 We already talked about that. I can skip that. I can skip that.
01:31:50 I don't care about my planter's joke.
01:31:56 Oh, so we could do now we are.
01:31:59 Okay. Well. And then.
01:32:01 But if we don't really quick.
01:32:03 Do you guys know that.
01:32:06 You know, you know riverbeds, right?
01:32:09 Yeah.
01:32:14 And. No.
01:32:17 So I'm I'm out and about through the through
01:32:21 looking on this, I forgot what I was looking for.
01:32:24 And then I come across this.
01:32:27 I can't make the text bigger.
01:32:28 Come on, Google Maps.
01:32:31 All right.
01:32:31 What it says.
01:32:32 Wait, it doesn't even.
01:32:33 Do you see words man out and about.
01:32:36 I don't know about.
01:32:36 We're out and about virtually.
01:32:39 Oh, I'm not going to say where I was out about,
01:32:42 but I was I was checking something.
01:32:45 I was checking something from a bird's eye view on, dude, there's
01:32:47 no there's no labels on the map. Do you see labels on the map?
01:32:50 Checking your Bigfoot cameras or
01:32:53 it says Porta
01:32:53 potty grave right there in the middle, but you don't see that
01:32:57 there.
01:32:57 Do you see that? Yeah. You do.
01:32:58 You smell that all the time.
01:33:01 So are you guys aware of this?
01:33:02 Because I don't disc golf.
01:33:03 And there's the fart tubes and fart tubes.
01:33:06 What allows this?
01:33:08 Who in the heck allows this?
01:33:10 Charlie, where are you?
01:33:12 Where are you about this fart tube?
01:33:15 What is that?
01:33:17 That's the porta potty graveyard.
01:33:20 Oh, yeah.
01:33:20 Well, and I, ventured back there several times.
01:33:25 There we used to trip balls and go back there.
01:33:28 Why not? Not not why did you go back there?
01:33:30 Why is there a porta potty graveyard?
01:33:33 I think that they keep them there temporarily and like,
01:33:35 you know, when they need them, they got them.
01:33:37 No, no, no, this is a this is a graveyard.
01:33:39 They're laying on the ground.
01:33:40 They're the ones on the left are all destroyed.
01:33:44 It's leave.
01:33:44 No, maybe
01:33:45 some kids while they were just golfing and tripping balls may have tipped 1
01:33:48 or 2 over in the past.
01:33:49 I don't, you know, not saying anyone did or didn't do.
01:33:54 Allegedly.
01:33:56 They call it a tourist attraction.
01:33:57 There was a boat back there looking weird.
01:34:00 It was the.
01:34:01 But it was like not a usable boat.
01:34:04 It was like interviewed.
01:34:06 If you're lucky enough to be reading this, please understand this is not a review.
01:34:10 This is an opportunity to go from ordinary to legend.
01:34:12 Picture this. You ask your love interest out.
01:34:15 You pick her up and you tell her you're going for a hike.
01:34:18 A quick note, boy, this is a long a quick jaunt
01:34:21 through some brush and a field and behold, the porta potty graveyard.
01:34:28 And then you fuck back there
01:34:30 in the porta potty or near the porta potty or whatever.
01:34:33 Is your jam jamming? I don't know what you're into.
01:34:35 Five stars Eric Shu five stars.
01:34:38 Katie Harger five stars, five stars.
01:34:41 Four stars. Hold on a second. What's wrong?
01:34:44 Morgan,
01:34:45 I really like to visit the graveyard for special events
01:34:47 like birthdays and weddings, because all the vibrant colors
01:34:49 give it a festive atmosphere.
01:34:51 There isn't anywhere else in Shelby Township with sights and smells
01:34:55 quite like these.
01:34:56 Did you know that you can see the porta potty graveyard from space?
01:35:00 After my third and fourth visit here, I went looking on Google Earth
01:35:02 and found it staring back at me in all its plastic glory.
01:35:05 Look, here we go.
01:35:06 They took a star off because there's no lifeguard on duty.
01:35:10 Should be.
01:35:20 This isn't just any tourist attraction.
01:35:21 This is an opportunity.
01:35:22 Immerse yourself in the wonders of 100 years.
01:35:25 100 year out of 100 year old crap.
01:35:29 Enjoy the lake of pee. It really smells.
01:35:31 You said
01:35:32 this shit.
01:35:33 The tubes.
01:35:36 One star genuinely worried that the porta potty
01:35:38 graveyard is on top of a Native American burial site.
01:35:43 Oh, and they have a map to prove it.
01:35:48 Yeah.
01:35:48 Anyways, the porta potty graveyard.
01:35:52 Joe Hoffman, this place is overhyped.
01:35:54 The long lines in the weekend are not worth it.
01:35:56 40 to 50 portals on display.
01:35:58 I've been to many graveyards.
01:36:00 Who wouldn't even think of opening to the public until they hit triple digits.
01:36:04 Yeah, so there's only like 50 or 40,
01:36:08 50 to 40, 40 to 51 star
01:36:11 from race to fans and Stevenson.
01:36:14 Stevenson. There you go.
01:36:15 Stefan is broke my brain for reading the words.
01:36:17 Stephen.
01:36:19 I said Stefan,
01:36:20 if someone ever brought me here, I'd probably knock them out and run away.
01:36:27 There are just
01:36:28 reviews after reviews, after reviews.
01:36:31 Please let us know in the comments if you've ever checked out the porta
01:36:34 potty graveyard.
01:36:39 The porta potty graveyard,
01:36:40 brought to you by.
01:36:47 McDonald's
01:36:48 bring you all the action and excitement over.
01:36:53 The long.
01:36:55 Oh, you're darn right I had those.
01:36:59 There's a new car every week.
01:37:00 Yeah, each comes with.
01:37:02 I didn't have the Dukes of Hazzard ones.
01:37:03 I actually still have two from Burger Chef.
01:37:05 I have the blue one and the green one.
01:37:07 I lost or broke the red one.
01:37:10 And I also have remnants of a boat,
01:37:13 but they're in my little storage areas of things that I might that
01:37:17 I thought way back when would be of value somehow a shitty little plastic
01:37:23 with an meal.
01:37:25 Yeah, you can collect all that car and create through the Beanie
01:37:28 Babies around here with the nukes.
01:37:30 But I kept the plastic McDonald's.
01:37:40 You guys, you.
01:37:43 Want me to make a sandwich?
01:37:45 Yeah. Holy shit.
01:37:47 Hold on a second. I'm gonna.
01:37:50 I'm going to enjoy this myself for a second.
01:37:52 I don't want to share her.
01:37:54 That sounds creepy.
01:37:56 Yeah.
01:37:59 I know she's keeping into the fridge, so it's kind of cold.
01:38:03 So we got the back game going.
01:38:04 I don't we still haven't figured out where in the world Drawer and Drawer.
01:38:07 I'm looking at a map right now.
01:38:09 I keep ending up in Santa Fe.
01:38:12 See you hungry or you make your sandwich only for sandwiches, baby.
01:38:15 So why don't we sandwich you? We?
01:38:18 Rowan's hungry.
01:38:20 Want me to make you sandwich?
01:38:23 Yeah.
01:38:26 This is a breakfast sandwich.
01:38:29 I want some milk
01:38:31 with my breakfast
01:38:33 money.
01:38:34 Rawlins, Wyoming.
01:38:38 I get much milk out of those.
01:38:42 Oh. For those the small boobs joke.
01:38:49 They're easier to latch on.
01:38:51 They're not as much fun to play with, but they're easier to latch on.
01:38:54 Yeah, you could try that.
01:38:57 Are you try that?
01:38:59 I like it when it's so hot that women just wear dresses with nothing else.
01:39:03 14 year olds are hot.
01:39:04 Yeah.
01:39:12 Look at all the pepper.
01:39:13 Like.
01:39:13 Okay, look, she did a little, streaming thing and looked right into the camera
01:39:16 when she did her pepper, but.
01:39:20 That is really bizarre.
01:39:21 But now, if you look, there's pepper all over the stars.
01:39:25 She trying to. No. Look, pepper.
01:39:27 And she just fucked up. She missed.
01:39:33 Those are those that all the time runny eggs.
01:39:36 But he always stares at the camera I wouldn't know.
01:39:39 And he always misses the ball
01:39:42 like I do runny.
01:39:44 I don't do runny eggs.
01:39:48 All this runny egg.
01:39:50 Maybe dip, but not running.
01:39:52 That's oh, I like dippy.
01:39:54 I guess she cooked it more. Okay. All right.
01:39:57 Yeah. If you don't put.
01:39:58 Why did you put that on top.
01:40:04 I'd eat anything.
01:40:04 She gave me.
01:40:07 Here you go.
01:40:08 Perfect.
01:40:09 It's not perfect.
01:40:11 There's pepper all over the stove.
01:40:14 It's perfect.
01:40:18 Is she pregnant?
01:40:21 Oh, my.
01:40:23 I'm not supposed to say that, am I? No.
01:40:29 I'll say that any time.
01:40:30 I'm just.
01:40:30 It's just quiet in my living room, and there'll be, like, a newscaster on on,
01:40:34 you know, any one of them at any given time.
01:40:36 I'll just say, is she pregnant?
01:40:38 And my wife, she doesn't lose it, but she gets very irritated.
01:40:40 No, she's not pregnant.
01:40:41 Why are you saying she's pregnant? It.
01:40:43 She still hasn't caught on.
01:40:45 She could be neither.
01:40:48 My wife.
01:40:49 Oh, God.
01:40:49 No, he's too into.
01:40:53 No, the sandwich girl.
01:40:54 She and I have been trying for a while.
01:40:57 Well, I wish you all the luck. Good.
01:40:59 All right.
01:41:01 You made me a sandwich. Yes.
01:41:02 Okay, well, here.
01:41:05 Made that for me.
01:41:08 These two.
01:41:10 Thank you.
01:41:11 Kit cats are the best when these are the best.
01:41:15 Air fryer dessert recipe.
01:41:16 Grab some Twinkies and stick a Kit-Kat into your Twinkie.
01:41:20 Now, what are these are euphemism for something else.
01:41:24 Is this. Oh, it's a cake.
01:41:25 They're inside. It's me.
01:41:26 I know what it's all.
01:41:28 I'm not sure what the Kit-Kat is.
01:41:30 The air fryer, the Negro and Twinkies are the best at Twinkies.
01:41:36 Yes, yes, I think that's
01:41:39 because he's the biggest fryer ingredient.
01:41:42 Twinkies are the best air fryer dessert recipe.
01:41:45 Grab some Twinkies and Kit-Kat bars.
01:41:46 I don't want to go into Twinkies now.
01:41:49 Wear them to a fryer at 400 for about six minutes until they're nice and crispy.
01:41:54 And there you have it. He's doing.
01:41:57 Wow, look at that.
01:41:59 Oh yeah, that's nice Brady that's nice Brady
01:42:05 I got to go whack. All right.
01:42:07 Now let me hopefully
01:42:10 a smash down a double smash burger.
01:42:12 Smash down another double smash burger.
01:42:14 Give one a flip. Yeah.
01:42:16 And on two cheesed up smash patties they're fried machine.
01:42:19 Smash it again.
01:42:20 Oh sauce.
01:42:20 And then put another burger and then smash it again
01:42:24 and more smash.
01:42:25 Smash it again and then call that.
01:42:27 They call that the pile of shit.
01:42:33 Because there they go.
01:42:35 I mean, Graham,
01:42:37 may I eat it with a knife and fork
01:42:40 or at all? Is it.
01:42:42 He had a heart issue to my man card.
01:42:43 If I eat it with a knife and fork is the end of smash
01:42:47 Cakes in New Brunswick, new Jersey.
01:42:49 You mind if I split them or people?
01:42:54 It's like a smash burger for me.
01:42:56 I mean,
01:42:58 I guess those pickles are going to be hot.
01:43:01 I don't like that.
01:43:02 It's like a smash burger,
01:43:03 except for super unhealthy people who want to be even more unhealthy.
01:43:07 Lasagna? Yeah, in the best way possible.
01:43:10 Look, see how it all went down?
01:43:12 They smashed.
01:43:15 I don't
01:43:16 we do not condone eating like that.
01:43:18 Fried trans live. I'm going to have some chicken and rice.
01:43:21 Very.
01:43:22 You like that off of right.
01:43:23 Look, fridge.
01:43:26 I did make chicken rice this week.
01:43:28 I made kung pao chicken.
01:43:33 Hong Kong looks like.
01:43:34 So that looks like I'm sorry was wrong.
01:43:35 That looks like a pile of shit.
01:43:38 You failed to go in.
01:43:40 As far as a door to door go,
01:43:42 you failed to go in every direction except for one.
01:43:47 Texas?
01:43:47 No, Texas. I'm doing a circle.
01:43:50 Well, you can't just smash state, bro.
01:43:55 Why can't I zoom in on there?
01:43:57 I wasn't I was going to city. Oh, shit.
01:43:59 You moved and change colors.
01:44:00 How did you do that?
01:44:04 Everything changed.
01:44:05 Why did it all change?
01:44:07 I don't know why you're saying
01:44:09 you're blue. No.
01:44:13 I can, so I may be in.
01:44:14 There you go. Now you can show the beer house.
01:44:16 I may be contagious.
01:44:17 Come on.
01:44:17 Oh, my Lord, it doesn't matter that much to us.
01:44:20 I said Texas,
01:44:22 I said Texas, just.
01:44:23 But now we in city.
01:44:25 What's weird is when you said
01:44:26 you went in every direction but one, I automatically knew it was South.
01:44:29 Not paying any attention to the city, cities and states that cares.
01:44:32 He never said anything spicy. Nothing.
01:44:34 He know that everything he said didn't have a flavor to it, right?
01:44:39 There was no.
01:44:40 Because they like saying salsa, salsa, salsa.
01:44:43 That was,
01:44:45 must be hard for a Mexican to get seltzer when they're trying to say salsa.
01:44:48 Give me some salsa.
01:44:49 I am not getting dick down in Dallas. Whoa,
01:44:54 jeez.
01:44:57 What does that mean?
01:44:58 You can't make it to Texas.
01:45:00 Didn't think twice about our.
01:45:05 Yeah, you can't use his pieces.
01:45:07 Not one, not two, not three, not four, but five scoops of vanilla ice cream.
01:45:12 More Nutella.
01:45:13 That's like ten scoops of ice cream.
01:45:15 More Reese's Pieces chocolate sauce.
01:45:18 Isn't Nutella like hazelnut peanut butter?
01:45:22 I know I said peanut, but I couldn't
01:45:24 say hazel like chocolate peanut butter.
01:45:27 Yeah, okay.
01:45:28 The other Belgian waffle tella.
01:45:30 Or worse, peanut butter sauce.
01:45:33 No, Ross has.
01:45:36 Okay, that's the cartoon Man City.
01:45:41 Are you in a fictitious.
01:45:44 It sounds fictitious.
01:45:45 Are you in Wonka Land?
01:45:47 No. I'm sorry.
01:45:48 Antonio's 800 miles.
01:45:51 That is way too much.
01:45:54 It's not a major city, but it's a known city.
01:45:56 People know the name.
01:46:01 I guess it's a major city.
01:46:03 You got a major city?
01:46:06 Holy shit.
01:46:07 I thought that was a little thing.
01:46:08 And then I saw the guy on top.
01:46:10 There's no.
01:46:10 No, it's a bird building again.
01:46:14 It's a bird.
01:46:17 That's a stupid sound.
01:46:21 Yeah,
01:46:23 this is that fake sound.
01:46:25 You thinker's at his sound from up there.
01:46:29 The only time I found a location.
01:46:38 Is that the Washington Monument?
01:46:40 Without the tunnel.
01:46:45 Which is it in New York?
01:46:51 In. I
01:46:53 saw the building is bro.
01:46:55 Yes. Repeat artist King bird on a building.
01:46:58 The bird demanded. Drawer.
01:47:00 You are currently in real old Texas.
01:47:06 No. It's not Amarillo.
01:47:09 I bet he didn't think twice about Amarillo.
01:47:15 They had.
01:47:17 It was I wrote it.
01:47:20 I friggin fuck you, man.
01:47:24 Oops.
01:47:24 I'm going to try this new one here. Yay!
01:47:27 Hooray! Woo hoo!
01:47:29 I should have flown into where I should have flown into is Lubbock, Texas.
01:47:34 So let my man take it away.
01:47:37 Yeah, it's a wrap around Lubbock, Texas.
01:47:40 Lubbock, Texas. And one big county.
01:47:43 They have 272,000 residents.
01:47:47 And that's good.
01:47:48 Yeah, this is Lubbock I-s-d or independent school district.
01:47:52 The science that I'm an army eater, it's like a gym.
01:47:56 Indeed.
01:47:57 In Lubbock, Texas, the Interstate 27 located there.
01:48:01 And the prairie dog cat.
01:48:03 Oh yes, indeed.
01:48:05 Lubbock.
01:48:06 Or at this university, a Kingsgate center south.
01:48:15 Is there.
01:48:16 Go your shopping. You. Yes, indeed.
01:48:19 They have a very nice mall, Southlake Mall.
01:48:22 And the Italian Grill is located there.
01:48:25 Have a really nice downtown and the cap Rock cafe and pub.
01:48:30 If I weren't scrambling loud and rolling cane.
01:48:34 It's located there.
01:48:36 And Lubbock is a very nice city.
01:48:39 This is a rapid time Lubbock, Texas.
01:48:41 Lubbock, Texas.
01:48:43 Boom, dry, beautiful day.
01:48:46 You freak out the club because they dare to say hello
01:48:51 if it rains quick when the ice serves
01:48:54 that to go
01:48:57 where in the world is moderator Dr.
01:49:01 Drew? Yo, Georgia,
01:49:03 I'm in here.
01:49:06 That's right.
01:49:08 Look at that sandwich.
01:49:09 Freaking sandwich?
01:49:10 Oh, yeah.
01:49:11 I forgot about the story.
01:49:14 You guys did not want to come down
01:49:15 and have a drone to make a sandwich.
01:49:19 He didn't want to come down.
01:49:21 You're saying no.
01:49:22 There.
01:49:23 Like he's like, I'm hungry.
01:49:23 I'm gonna come via drone.
01:49:27 And then the New York Post could have said that in their cute
01:49:29 little video.
01:49:32 I think it says it in the words coming.
01:49:34 The words on the screen.
01:49:35 The graffiti artist
01:49:36 demanded a peanut butter sandwich be delivered by drone before surrendering.
01:49:40 If I was the police, I'd be like, fine.
01:49:43 Like, don't give in to the demands of terrorists.
01:49:46 No, I mean, fine,
01:49:48 but then if you don't get down, we're going to throw you off this roof.
01:49:51 Toasted peanut butter jelly or non toasted.
01:49:55 You like it toasted, but the peanut butter will drip.
01:49:58 If I was the police, negotiator, I've been very clear before I got.
01:50:03 I don't want to
01:50:05 be very specific.
01:50:06 What kind of peanut butter? Where do you want it?
01:50:07 You want it from a specific place. Do you want to toasted?
01:50:09 We're not getting you another peanut butter and jelly. It.
01:50:13 No, I don't even need jelly.
01:50:16 Peanut butter and butter.
01:50:18 It does offer a different profile.
01:50:19 It can be okay. I don't mind it, but I don't.
01:50:22 I. I go straight regular and I'm gay.
01:50:24 Yeah.
01:50:25 So unhealthy.
01:50:26 But it helps it slide down without the jelly.
01:50:30 Oh, out of the jelly.
01:50:33 Slide down.
01:50:35 It's a creamy duck.
01:50:37 It has like a.
01:50:40 One of a two can and a duck.
01:50:46 There's supposed to be an artist hold.
01:50:48 Why is it okay, let me ask you this.
01:50:50 The person that climbed the building, are they, you know, 12, nine.
01:50:56 Why is it a peanut butter and jelly?
01:50:59 It's fucking drawn like this.
01:51:00 But yeah, just peanut butter.
01:51:02 Yeah.
01:51:06 Okay, well.
01:51:06 Oh, IQ, I guess you could say.
01:51:08 Why does it look like a dildo?
01:51:13 The unfiltered and crude
01:51:16 proclamation of unrestrained speech.
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01:51:21 we dive headfirst into this circus of crudeness and uncensored banter,
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01:51:34 In this crazy world where snowflakes melting, everyone's a critic.
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01:51:40 So here goes.
01:51:42 Article one. Let's get ridiculous.
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01:51:59 We're going to go over to Rumble now.
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01:52:55 We're pretty sure the Earth is round, and I didn't actually take myself out,
01:52:57 but honestly, who cares? Article five
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01:53:40 While flags rants. Why?
01:53:52 Am. Ladies and gentlemen,
01:53:59 let's get ready to
01:54:05 open the rumble.
01:54:07 I hope that you're ready to rumble.
01:54:08 I hope you're ready to rumble.
01:54:12 What in the hell is this?
01:54:15 Whoa!
01:54:16 Scary robot voice.
01:54:19 Is it looking like Dragon Jones?
01:54:21 Yeah. White face. Frieza.
01:54:23 I don't know, Fraser.
01:54:24 I don't know Dragon Ball or Dragon Ball.
01:54:26 Don't know that.
01:54:30 It's a character.
01:54:33 And he's he's authentic to that.
01:54:35 Like that. That.
01:54:36 Yeah. Pretty good. It's actually pretty good.
01:54:38 Yeah, it is pretty.
01:54:39 There's also kind of like a smaller kind of I don't know if it's like a
01:54:42 they call it a dude, but it's so very much a woman I don't know.
01:54:47 I'm scared.
01:54:50 No. The thing is, is that, he, they didn't use like, oh, they're incorrect paint.
01:54:55 They didn't use a correct paint.
01:54:56 And so he's, trying to peel it off.
01:55:00 Yeah. Take who is going well, so he's stuck.
01:55:03 Is stuck with white face.
01:55:05 I know there's some people
01:55:06 that think that there's certainly do white faces with low IQ, but
01:55:11 he had no one around him to help.
01:55:13 Somebody got him that paint wagon.
01:55:15 I guess you could say.
01:55:15 Right. His parents maybe.
01:55:17 Or how old is he?
01:55:20 Maybe.
01:55:22 I'd like to think he got it.
01:55:24 Look. No.
01:55:24 I'm sorry.
01:55:25 There's eight.
01:55:25 There's three people painting him.
01:55:28 None of those people knew that it wasn't
01:55:30 going to come on.
01:55:34 Stupid.
01:55:36 Well, when you're putting it on, you're not worried about coming off.
01:55:39 Don't worry about it going on.
01:55:41 That sounds fun.
01:55:42 Remember when in school, when you put glue on your hand and then peel it off
01:55:47 like, yes, skin
01:55:49 he gets to peel is yes for a while
01:55:53 it was just kind of like a fun then kind of like a rip off.
01:55:56 Like it's like one punch right off of it.
01:55:58 And, it looks like you believe you're fit to play God.
01:56:01 Well, I'll destroy the destroyer.
01:56:04 You'll make a fine trophy for my case.
01:56:07 You think you can stand against me when you're barely on your feet?
01:56:11 Very well.
01:56:12 Give me everything you've got on the way.
01:56:15 I hope I just won't disappoint.
01:56:18 You're not the only one with the power to destroy worlds.
01:56:23 No, it's the would.
01:56:24 Because God sounds like giant.
01:56:25 Well, let me turn it off.
01:56:27 Yeah,
01:56:29 I'll blow you away. Job.
01:56:33 Yeah.
01:56:35 Oh, well, that goes any time you go.
01:56:37 Come on. No.
01:56:39 Oh, that's new season, actually.
01:56:42 Believe you. I mean, come on.
01:56:44 It looks more updated that, Dragon Ball.
01:56:47 I haven't seen that.
01:56:49 Not that I keep up with it, but
01:56:51 I did watch the old ship.
01:56:54 By Dragon ball Z, I guess is, updated by now.
01:56:58 We could definitively prove whether Bigfoot once existed.
01:57:01 Is still roaming or is just folklore.
01:57:04 Charles Stewart, aka Snake the Bigfoot Hunter, says
01:57:08 he has proof that the hairy creature was or might still hold on.
01:57:12 I'm sorry
01:57:14 I not.
01:57:18 You do do.
01:57:20 Boo. With a name like Bigfoot Hunter, you're going to get the cottage industry.
01:57:24 That's just the way. Yeah, they'll be among us.
01:57:27 He's also the author because it's clearly money laundering.
01:57:32 As an
01:57:32 author, what does he love laundering the money towards?
01:57:35 He's an author. What are you talking about?
01:57:38 I didn't use so Bigfoot Bible.
01:57:40 That was a joke.
01:57:41 He's more on the money towards his book.
01:57:42 Buy my book.
01:57:44 Believe me.
01:57:45 Okay.
01:57:47 He's also a natural blond.
01:57:50 Yeah, I can tell.
01:57:52 I hope it's one of those built in dogs.
01:57:55 His beard.
01:57:57 Oh, I didn't think of that.
01:57:58 Of course he does. His beard and mustache.
01:58:01 And he joins us now.
01:58:02 All right, Carl, so you claim to have found a decomposing eight foot wait.
01:58:07 That's own Shroyer.
01:58:09 There's two people that got that joke.
01:58:10 But 300 pound Bigfoot in the.
01:58:12 It does look like he's like this is going to be a parody.
01:58:15 Waiting for a long dog.
01:58:17 Yeah.
01:58:18 You know the jokey like a similar vibe
01:58:21 to like you're leaving Chris and him, back.
01:58:24 Tell us what you found.
01:58:25 And, you know how you came across that this is one of those things
01:58:29 where he jumps up and goes, right?
01:58:30 Right. Like it's a prank?
01:58:33 They said he was a bear. It.
01:58:35 Why would he come across it?
01:58:37 No, I'm no goblin or I'm that body that you're seeing that you're screaming, that.
01:58:43 Look, he was very clear.
01:58:43 We have that body
01:58:46 so he doesn't get sued.
01:58:48 An eight foot long, 300 pounds found just west of Old Fort.
01:58:53 There is not 300 pounds.
01:58:57 Merchant central decomposed.
01:58:59 Okay. And this thing was laying in a bed of poison ivy.
01:59:02 Then how did he know it was 300 pounds?
01:59:04 I like that you think you have a better context on it?
01:59:06 How much it weighs versus him?
01:59:10 Look at it.
01:59:11 Yeah.
01:59:12 Even at eight feet tall, there's no way that's 300 pound.
01:59:15 No, no.
01:59:15 You know what kind of plant species, I, in fact, do fake fur.
01:59:20 It doesn't really weigh that much. What? How much does a rat weigh?
01:59:23 And the latex isn't all that much.
01:59:26 Yeah, they got in a clear glass coffin with a kids
01:59:29 by it, you'll be able to see size context of it.
01:59:32 Well, this is before it decomposed.
01:59:33 Apparently, when it was found.
01:59:35 Oh, directly that was found.
01:59:36 I mean, it's all Nestle.
01:59:39 And if I'm looking at this and I would say this is nestled and staged.
01:59:44 Yes. It looks like it's posed.
01:59:47 He collapsed right there.
01:59:48 What are you talking about?
01:59:49 He was like oh.
01:59:50 And then he fell on his back and he was like, right, right, right.
01:59:54 I want to go.
01:59:54 But when you die, I think you're walking down forward
01:59:59 like you just got shot or something
02:00:01 like moving seems a little bit of decay happening.
02:00:05 And so I was able to extract that body with,
02:00:08 help from a few friends of mine and was able to get,
02:00:12 it taxidermy.
02:00:14 And, we were able to salvage, some of the internal debris.
02:00:19 Honestly, at the next showing that we're also able to get
02:00:22 somebody that signed an NDA for sure.
02:00:25 Some of that, are you legally made this up to provide?
02:00:30 Okay. Cornell Veterinary,
02:00:32 let's I said he's very clear.
02:00:33 He said we found this.
02:00:36 What did he say? This body?
02:00:37 No, I didn't say body.
02:00:39 They're you.
02:00:40 This right here and that was an amazing process
02:00:44 and a miracle that we were able to get that report back.
02:00:46 And in that report, weight, that footprint had toenails on the top.
02:00:51 He doesn't sound like he looks, you know,
02:00:54 and that was an amazing process
02:00:57 and a miracle that we were able to get that report back.
02:01:00 Look, they have
02:01:01 merch right there on the shelf
02:01:04 I mean ever. Yeah.
02:01:07 Bigfoot merch.
02:01:08 Hey, we found a Bigfoot by our merch.
02:01:10 Even the button he's wearing that says I saw Bigfoot.
02:01:15 I mean, honestly, if you wanted to get, like,
02:01:16 your own unique, like, Bigfoot.
02:01:20 Merch type of shit out there,
02:01:23 you know, your own similar.
02:01:25 Didn't Bigfoot say you got your own spin on it?
02:01:28 You wanted to get, like, globular.
02:01:29 You just create your own hoax.
02:01:32 It would be associated with that Bigfoot.
02:01:34 Yeah. This. Yeah,
02:01:37 is, 58.5% Neanderthal and 41.5%,
02:01:42 he and you even has this, human DNA in there.
02:01:48 So that's the whole point.
02:01:49 This has crossed the Bering land straight.
02:01:51 And, so what we're dealing with is, honestly,
02:01:56 groundbreaking Bering Strait land bridge.
02:01:58 So was there ever an autopsy? Right? No.
02:02:01 So we had to get a taxidermist immediately to preserve blah, blah, blah.
02:02:06 Okay.
02:02:07 When you find a, Bigfoot body decaying, the,
02:02:11 the process of who you trust and who you talk to is super.
02:02:15 There's a certain, there's a process like this has happened before.
02:02:19 Yeah. Two.
02:02:20 Oh, yeah. Is, pretty quick.
02:02:23 One in the the reason we actually have this.
02:02:27 Right.
02:02:27 But the question was, did you get an autopsy?
02:02:31 Oh. Well, my hand is made of straw or is.
02:02:36 And. Oh, long answer all this
02:02:39 convoluted crap.
02:02:40 I've got another question besides the autopsy one, I've been noticing
02:02:44 that you seem to have, like, a boulder Denver, Colorado vest in a tie on yet?
02:02:48 No shirt.
02:02:51 What's up with that body?
02:02:52 I believe, and I have you that, Well, no, it's built into the hat.
02:02:58 We did not disclose this until we were able to get in front of a lot of people.
02:03:04 We were afraid that that body.
02:03:06 So he couldn't tell anybody, will show up
02:03:10 and you've got nothing
02:03:13 to disappear or that, I would disappear, to be honest with you.
02:03:17 So one thing was out there publicly and loudly at the, state Fair last year,
02:03:23 I was able to get, the Japanese documentary to come and film this out.
02:03:29 Documentary, documentary?
02:03:31 You need a Japanese documentary.
02:03:33 Otherwise, it's not authentic.
02:03:35 Very rosy.
02:03:37 Going to dignitary.
02:03:38 What is it?
02:03:41 I was able to get verification and explanation.
02:03:43 I'm starting to think Newsmax.
02:03:46 I think Terry.
02:03:49 Indian tribes of New York.
02:03:51 And we had that full DNA report.
02:03:53 But I don't know if I can watch this whole thing right now.
02:03:55 We're literally, you don't have to fire it at all.
02:04:00 All right, I tell you,
02:04:02 I want to believe, but I do not believe.
02:04:06 I want to believe.
02:04:07 The important thing is to lock it
02:04:09 behind a bulletproof glass box so that nobody can examine it.
02:04:13 That's the first thing we have, right?
02:04:14 Yeah, absolutely. Mr..
02:04:19 Look, good job on onshore.
02:04:21 That's a great story.
02:04:22 Yeah, man.
02:04:24 All right.
02:04:24 We're about a third of the way through the videos.
02:04:26 Hell yeah.
02:04:27 Oh, geez. Okay. Let's go.
02:04:29 What's this what's this.
02:04:32 What does it and what's this playlist breaker requirement.
02:04:37 Think we're doing the requirement?
02:04:39 No idea.
02:04:41 Oh, yeah.
02:04:42 This is the repeat
02:04:44 name.
02:04:44 Need a better metaphor for America
02:04:47 than the same guy?
02:04:51 Well, I don't think that's it.
02:04:54 It looks like they tested out from under.
02:04:56 I mean, even though he's not standing, you know.
02:04:58 So they tripped him.
02:04:59 He was like this is what people who get in
02:05:02 the helicopter accidents on accident, man.
02:05:07 You know, we watched this last week.
02:05:09 Yeah.
02:05:10 Yes I don't that earlier on. Yeah.
02:05:12 Oh I got that's what, that's what I said to wait.
02:05:16 No he didn't though. This is this is right down under.
02:05:18 We did not watch this down under.
02:05:20 Watch it again. Right down under.
02:05:21 No. Keep watching it for sure I got it back up.
02:05:25 No no
02:05:27 no, we did not show us the clip.
02:05:29 We didn't handle this view
02:05:32 it of the clip.
02:05:33 Brady look over the clip Brady hold it right.
02:05:38 Holy crap.
02:05:39 That sounded like somebody on the show.
02:05:42 Oh God.
02:05:45 Why is that?
02:05:46 Why is the where are the drinks moving?
02:05:48 The man in the drinks.
02:05:50 Look how much the drinks are moving.
02:05:52 Look at how much they're moving.
02:05:55 What is that?
02:05:56 Charlie Kirk's tent.
02:05:58 Why were the drinks moving?
02:05:59 He didn't enjoy the drinks.
02:06:05 Okay, let's get a better fucking song.
02:06:08 Sorry,
02:06:10 I'm your song.
02:06:11 I hate trying to.
02:06:13 You still like that loose black week?
02:06:17 I see posts on Facebook from people demanding that nobody should patronize
02:06:21 chick fil A because they donate money to groups that oppose gay marriage,
02:06:26 that anybody was on time to blood on their hands for supporting it.
02:06:30 And that's fine and fair, because if this is
02:06:33 this is an important issue to them, and they really believe this to be true,
02:06:36 that of course, they absolutely shouldn't make money there.
02:06:40 But these people are overwhelmingly it's not exclusively sharing these demands.
02:06:44 Martha Ann Lillard died.
02:06:46 She was the last person.
02:06:47 Apparently, there was nobody around to fix it.
02:06:50 My story
02:06:52 and oh, yeah,
02:06:53 by sweatshop workers at factories in Asia.
02:06:56 And these people have absolutely no little fucking self-awareness
02:07:00 about any of this, or the fact that by the time they mount their eye,
02:07:04 what are you talking about?
02:07:05 Where everybody else is or isn't?
02:07:07 I don't know who he's complaining about.
02:07:10 Unrelated to Facebook.
02:07:13 Is he complaining about chick fil A or the people that is Lou Black?
02:07:16 I don't know if you don't support it a Louis Burka.
02:07:19 I'm going to make it even worse and turn it into if complaint about anything.
02:07:23 Yeah, then it doesn't matter.
02:07:26 This is an oldie but a goodie.
02:07:27 I'm sure you still watch it again.
02:07:28 Down in the standings to six.
02:07:32 Take a look up high a little bit high level.
02:07:35 I mean.
02:07:37 And you could just.
02:07:39 Oh switching direction it almost stop there.
02:07:45 Almost everyone getting out of the way as it continues to push down.
02:07:48 And just when it looks like it's about to flop over it then.
02:07:52 But look at left take right.
02:07:56 Follow the contact. Real. No.
02:07:58 For real.
02:08:00 In a tournament I've ever seen a roll away change.
02:08:03 Yeah, it's it's it's a few years.
02:08:04 So it's all. That's how I know it's real.
02:08:06 Because it's before I was probably putting with an eye in which does have quite a
02:08:10 she's like at that point, aren't
02:08:12 you just praying for rough or something to stop it?
02:08:15 It's going to keep going back to the stop.
02:08:17 I would just pack my shit up and go home. At that point,
02:08:21 somebody said it was
02:08:21 close enough that they should have just given her given her the give me.
02:08:24 It doesn't work that way, right? Oh, Scott.
02:08:27 Yeah, right. Exactly.
02:08:30 That's, even if someone announces that you got to give me,
02:08:34 you take the shot, it spits out and rolls away.
02:08:37 That's your new life.
02:08:38 Congratulate your fans.
02:08:40 That's how you get better at putting
02:08:42 sports, said drawer.
02:08:45 And I should probably.
02:08:46 That is drawer, isn't it? You're.
02:08:48 No. Let's go see the McGregor fight.
02:08:50 What do you guys think of the McGregor fight?
02:08:53 Who are we, Gregor?
02:08:55 You like?
02:08:56 This is what I think.
02:08:57 That the white House spectacular was so amazing.
02:08:59 It was just like the second.
02:09:01 It was just like the odd version of windows.
02:09:02 They had to make it suck because no matter what
02:09:04 they would have done, it was going to suck.
02:09:05 So why even invest an extra penny into it?
02:09:08 The next one is going to be back to normal.
02:09:11 The white House, the white House. You have.
02:09:13 But yeah, the white House UFC fight was the one, right?
02:09:17 That was the one before this.
02:09:19 This the biggest, greatest. Yeah.
02:09:24 We're talking about the one bigger fight.
02:09:26 Put your TVs away right,
02:09:29 right.
02:09:30 The fight before the McGregor fight was the one at the white House.
02:09:32 The biggest one ever. The windows.
02:09:34 No one was talking about that.
02:09:35 So now we know, right?
02:09:37 You said, what do I think of the McGregor fight?
02:09:38 I think it was going to suck no matter what. Yeah.
02:09:41 So they just said, you know what, why don't we put in
02:09:44 Andrew McGregor suck who they knew.
02:09:47 McGregor knew he was hurt.
02:09:48 There's no way you don't know.
02:09:50 He said I didn't know I had no.
02:09:51 Yeah there's proof out there I think.
02:09:53 Is it good to think that get money back.
02:09:56 You just kind of like chuckle a bit at the people
02:09:58 that spent all the money and all the time to go there, and then they're like,
02:10:03 right.
02:10:03 Is that kind of funny that I find hilarity in our fights usually like that.
02:10:09 That is an option that, you know, that is a possibility.
02:10:12 And so you're hoping, yeah, statistically a better chance
02:10:16 of there being an afterlife than there is of being an actual good fight.
02:10:20 All right.
02:10:21 Interesting. Yeah, I think I'll be retired.
02:10:24 Here's my take on it.
02:10:26 What's up with his neck?
02:10:27 Did he just try to cut himself?
02:10:29 He's a cutter, right?
02:10:31 Absolutely.
02:10:31 Well, everyone's like, well, fuck this dude.
02:10:33 That's how beef works.
02:10:34 We don't. Wow. He just jumped in. I'm going to see that again.
02:10:37 That was like activate.
02:10:38 Yeah, yeah.
02:10:39 It's like this this is like this.
02:10:41 So I don't let's fucking go.
02:10:43 I did a post yesterday and I should probably apologize for,
02:10:47 you know, who he sounds like.
02:10:49 He sounds like that black guy, the machine, because he's,
02:10:52 this is what the, I can't think of what he says.
02:10:55 What's his catchphrase?
02:10:56 He just says different things.
02:10:58 Listen to.
02:11:00 You know who I'm talking about.
02:11:01 This is him aware that a post yesterday and I should probably.
02:11:04 What is it that goes for?
02:11:06 What is it now? Yes. Exactly that. Whoa.
02:11:09 This dude, that's how beef works.
02:11:10 We don't like each other.
02:11:11 Everyone's saying, oh, beef doesn't work.
02:11:14 That when you got to cook it, you got to cook it or you comment
02:11:18 on his age.
02:11:18 He's only one year older than you about his knees. Hey,
02:11:22 listen to me, okay?
02:11:24 Nobody gives a fuck about beefs.
02:11:27 Guess what?
02:11:27 You don't age the say my knees are awesome.
02:11:30 That's what I'm saying. Like we're not children.
02:11:32 We're not on the playground.
02:11:34 Nobody but you and Eminem cares about beef.
02:11:38 All you want is. These are awesome, bro.
02:11:39 I already did.
02:11:41 What if one day he wants to take his shirt off?
02:11:43 He can't because he got a tattooed to his entire body.
02:11:45 That's why I'm picking shirts and skins.
02:11:47 It's like fuck, fuck, you got to be shirts all the time.
02:11:50 Yeah.
02:11:53 Everybody keeps passing the ball accidentally.
02:11:55 He's like, In that tattoo.
02:11:58 He's like that. Tattoos, like the muddy waters of tattoos.
02:12:01 I can't see any of your tattoos now.
02:12:02 I want to muddy the waters.
02:12:07 I think that was the point.
02:12:08 I think he got pretty good. Not to mention.
02:12:10 Yeah, yeah, yeah, he got to cover up so many mistakes.
02:12:12 Okay, let me see.
02:12:13 Now he's going to start getting white tattooed over the black.
02:12:16 Can you do that.
02:12:17 That's I don't know I do that.
02:12:20 Remember that art.
02:12:21 You put black wax all over a colored thing
02:12:23 and then you take the black wax away and it shows what's what remains.
02:12:26 It's like a sculpture.
02:12:27 You got to see the sculpture
02:12:28 and just take out the what's not part of the sculpture.
02:12:31 Whatever is not part of his tattoo needs to be shown.
02:12:34 That's so profound.
02:12:39 Where the fuck is the rest?
02:12:40 Whoops. Wait, what was that? Was that some kind of.
02:12:44 Yeah.
02:12:44 So they had they had gotten into the scuffle before,
02:12:47 and he references it about how tiny is and how he didn't flinch at all.
02:12:51 And, and then he took a swing at him.
02:12:54 He may have just been for a joke.
02:12:56 Us jokes. Right. Yeah.
02:12:59 Because I think we got going.
02:13:00 I was like, yeah, I could knock this guy out and I would probably be sued.
02:13:04 Yeah. So let me just wear the fucking show.
02:13:07 I could play jury, toss this little guy like a piece of dirty drawers
02:13:10 across the red carpet.
02:13:11 That's why all the footage starts with Broadway,
02:13:13 buddy, you look like a drunk, ugly extra in a Sherlock Holmes movie.
02:13:17 What? In the 19:34 a.m.
02:13:19 I looking at? Fix your face. Holy shit.
02:13:21 Oh, that's me.
02:13:23 This guy just said, fix your face.
02:13:25 There's no decorations at all on it.
02:13:26 You don't look like a woman at all.
02:13:28 You don't seem to care about vain things like women at all.
02:13:31 You have no substance at all.
02:13:34 Oh, wait. No. That's me.
02:13:35 Why are you kicking him like that?
02:13:37 Says m g k.
02:13:39 Hold on.
02:13:39 I better back up because I know we're no nothing.
02:13:41 A little podcast, but I certainly don't want to start beef with Machine Gun Kelly.
02:13:46 No. Or Connor McGregor.
02:13:48 Jack hammer Joseph.
02:13:50 But this guy, when he's done
02:13:52 cuckold. Connor.
02:13:54 Wait.
02:13:55 See, now I actually I'd rather not fuck with Conor McGregor.
02:13:58 Out of sight.
02:13:59 Way to sleep while I'm doing sorry.
02:14:01 How many earrings do you have to,
02:14:08 More you fancy?
02:14:09 What in the fuck Liddell had?
02:14:11 Like, anybody that started messing with him
02:14:12 and fighting with him would just rip the earrings off.
02:14:15 They'll probably hurt.
02:14:17 Yeah, like you're literally giving handles.
02:14:20 And I've been to the landing strip on your head.
02:14:22 Worst 10s I've ever seen.
02:14:24 Thank you for the walk out being longer than the fight.
02:14:26 Who wasting everyone's time is pissing me off.
02:14:29 Sounds like somebody lost the money on McGregor.
02:14:31 That's what it sounds like.
02:14:31 Hey. Yeah.
02:14:36 I mean, technically, he was at a draw.
02:14:39 Do you win? Does that mean the other guy won? How does that work?
02:14:42 He was just for a little low.
02:14:43 His drawer drawers a little low
02:14:47 there at the.
02:14:49 Yeah, I mean, I, I would be disappointed that fight.
02:14:52 We definitely talked about that. He got $15 million.
02:14:54 The winner got three. Figure that out.
02:14:56 Yeah. Just the asshole.
02:14:58 Who's the asshole now.
02:15:00 Yeah.
02:15:00 He got you made $15 million just to have a, $20,000 knee surgery.
02:15:05 But it is rumored. Don't a damn.
02:15:07 Who's the guy that runs it all that owns it?
02:15:09 Dana white. Dana. Kelly. Dana.
02:15:12 Yeah, it was me, Dana white, Dana white, Dana white.
02:15:15 Can I ask for some of that money back, though?
02:15:17 Because there is proof that somebody told them not to fight his doctor.
02:15:23 I don't know what the proof is.
02:15:24 Exactly.
02:15:25 Why would you come up kicking something that's coming, though?
02:15:27 What would you be? Right.
02:15:29 That was Joe Rogan.
02:15:30 That was Joe Rogan's point.
02:15:31 He's like, that is the craziest.
02:15:33 That's what's more,
02:15:36 smoking gun to them than anything.
02:15:39 It's like, you wouldn't nobody would do that. You don't.
02:15:41 He didn't even come close to his face. It wasn't effective.
02:15:44 All right. He came.
02:15:45 He came close to his face, but he didn't make contact with his face.
02:15:48 That is like the classic
02:15:51 wrestling thing that happens.
02:15:53 You have. Oh, yeah.
02:15:55 The the wrestler, the overacting gets injured or takes a break or steps away.
02:15:59 They come back and they nine times out of ten get injured.
02:16:03 But I don't ever get past, quad terrors.
02:16:08 Yeah.
02:16:10 They think they can go at that same level and they cannot,
02:16:13 but, we're just taking a complete left left turn here or we want.
02:16:17 No, I'm just I didn't I was supposed to be off.
02:16:20 I didn't do that, okay?
02:16:22 I was like, God damn, you just want screwed, which is fine.
02:16:24 But there was no. Well, I'm also in the two assholes.
02:16:27 He's been so quiet for so long.
02:16:28 He's going to ask above, so below, like any second.
02:16:30 And I'm trying to figure out what we want to get in.
02:16:34 No. Oh, no.
02:16:35 You get really quiet. We have you till 1230.
02:16:39 Yeah.
02:16:39 I don't even know how you do it.
02:16:42 So we lost the other one of this. This is.
02:16:46 Oh, my computer's over or anything above.
02:16:47 I thought, I don't know anything about my gun.
02:16:50 Well, I'm going to skip that.
02:16:52 I don't know anything about that.
02:16:53 Yeah, I mean, this guy.
02:16:54 I'll explain it to you if you didn't, TMZ doesn't that we'll skip it.
02:16:58 We'll skip it. Yeah, we'll move on to more and entertaining.
02:17:00 We'll do it live.
02:17:04 Gary won't do that.
02:17:05 Oh, we were talking about meatloaf. Oh.
02:17:08 Did you mention meatloaf last week? Yes.
02:17:11 I, public, apology.
02:17:14 I, I should have paid attention.
02:17:16 Meatloaf corrected me and told me that I'm stupid for not understanding.
02:17:21 That is the beginning of the chorus.
02:17:23 He says, stop dreaming of you.
02:17:29 And that is what you can't do.
02:17:38 Well, it changes each course.
02:17:39 It changes a little.
02:17:40 It's the first line in each course, which I don't think meatloaf
02:17:42 understands choruses because he writes them like verses and changes them.
02:17:47 He was pretty clear that he did
02:17:49 not write this song.
02:17:52 Right.
02:17:53 But he referred to that the first line in each
02:17:57 chorus, which should be the same line, but it is slightly different in that song.
02:18:02 And okay,
02:18:06 but let's hear me.
02:18:06 I always thought, you know, there's no that's just a picture of you saying,
02:18:11 but I won't do that with your mouth in a very bad, bad, bad position.
02:18:15 I just wanted to make sure I like that.
02:18:18 I that is my driver's license picture and the.
02:18:26 Open, please.
02:18:27 Yeah. That looks good.
02:18:29 Oh, I see, I like it. Yeah.
02:18:30 I want to put my dick in place.
02:18:31 We know the live, freewheeling
02:18:34 and he wrote.
02:18:35 But he does call me stupid.
02:18:37 I have it somewhere at home.
02:18:38 Somebody gave it to me.
02:18:40 We've got to get that.
02:18:41 It's trash out of the top 40.
02:18:45 Even he would be crazy at the moment.
02:18:47 What's in the top 40? What do you think?
02:18:49 He took it off underneath the glove.
02:18:51 I wonder that although Paradise runs really close to Paradise.
02:18:54 Maybe two out of three.
02:18:56 But Paradise, I think when you're crazy.
02:18:58 As if you think people are not stupid.
02:19:00 I said they're not stupid. They're going to know.
02:19:02 I'll bet you hundred dollars.
02:19:03 Well, I had to give a $100, because I would bet you any amount of money
02:19:07 that I've been asked that a million times, I would bet you any amount of money.
02:19:11 But I wouldn't bet that, And it's a very simple answer.
02:19:14 It would not just that he writes.
02:19:16 I would really think a lot. I don't really think I'll do anything.
02:19:18 I'll do anything I love. But I won't do that.
02:19:20 You didn't have to say it like you sing it.
02:19:22 You could have just said it once by the time you get there.
02:19:25 Right. And those aren't the those four lines.
02:19:26 You forgotten the line that started the chorus.
02:19:28 Oh, I'm sorry, he was explaining the four lines.
02:19:30 I actually put this video up and I'll never stop dreaming of you.
02:19:32 Every night in my life.
02:19:33 I'll do anything you love. But I won't do that if you don't know me.
02:19:36 It's nine times nine different lines in the song that tells you what that is.
02:19:39 Nine different lines.
02:19:42 So it's not just dreaming about you and different.
02:19:43 Every every word says something different.
02:19:46 Won't what?
02:19:47 Oh, so you do anything except those nine things?
02:19:50 Yeah, except those nine.
02:19:52 Listen,
02:19:54 you want to listen? Listen to it.
02:19:56 But it's.
02:19:57 If you ever listen to the words, you only pay attention to those little
02:20:00 couple few words.
02:20:02 I thought it was a whole other.
02:20:04 I was with everyone else. I thought.
02:20:05 I didn't know there were any other words in the song, right?
02:20:08 I mean, everyone thinks it's anal sex, right?
02:20:10 He would do everything for love, but he won't do that, right?
02:20:13 I live, I've lived my life by that.
02:20:15 And now I find out that's not what he was talking about.
02:20:18 That's not even it.
02:20:23 First of all we're going to do this.
02:20:24 What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo.
02:20:28 Bison are large cattle cousins from within the family.
02:20:31 And we have one main species mobility and another in Europe.
02:20:35 Look at that America.
02:20:36 Everything you've ever called a buffalo is actually a bison.
02:20:39 How about that.
02:20:39 The Americans think someone looks like a buffalo.
02:20:41 Bison and woods bison. The bison looks like a buffalo.
02:20:44 Yeah, I think it's the Buffalo Bills fault because their logo is even a bison.
02:20:47 The reading for the Buffalo Bisons.
02:20:50 It's also called a zoo. The Buffalo Bills.
02:20:52 Yeah, as northern hemisphere.
02:20:53 Maybe a bill is a bison.
02:20:56 Wait. Yeah.
02:20:57 Buffalo bills. They're not even called buffalo creatures.
02:20:59 They are built for tough winters and cold,
02:21:00 which is why they have massive shaggy hair that gets even.
02:21:03 And when you actually see the buffalo, I immediately think,
02:21:06 well, I'll let you, Shaggy, or this is not gonna knock, knock.
02:21:09 Who's there in winter? Buffalo. Meanwhile.
02:21:13 See, now, when you see that eye, that's not a buffalo.
02:21:15 That's something from weird.
02:21:15 Some from a weird painting or to water, like a water
02:21:19 water buffalo to water like South Asia and sub-Saharan.
02:21:22 It's just a buffalo, which is why they're hairy.
02:21:24 Look at that one, too.
02:21:25 Now that I guess that one.
02:21:26 Look, if it looks like George Washington, it's a buffalo. Is.
02:21:32 Is very good.
02:21:33 You have to watch.
02:21:33 There's the African look. See it isn't that.
02:21:35 Did George Washington.
02:21:37 They all look like George Washington.
02:21:39 Buffalo which has four subspecies including the iconic Cape buffalo.
02:21:44 Yeah, I saw it too but I didn't say it.
02:21:47 See the different.
02:21:49 Well that's angry water buffalo.
02:21:51 But you just did, Chaz.
02:21:54 Well ironically the water buffaloes don't look like buffalo nesting species,
02:21:58 but that's not okay.
02:22:00 That's, is, though.
02:22:01 Bison and buffalo are both kids.
02:22:04 That that's a good one right there.
02:22:06 He's black, I would say.
02:22:07 I would say buffalo. I would say buffalo on top.
02:22:12 But nope, that's the buffalo on the bottom.
02:22:16 Buffalo is always on the bottom.
02:22:18 All right.
02:22:18 So now that we went over that
02:22:21 and just because next week
02:22:23 I'm stupid, you're smart
02:22:26 I was wrong.
02:22:27 You were right.
02:22:29 You're the best.
02:22:30 I'm the worst.
02:22:32 You're very good looking.
02:22:34 I'm not attractive. All right?
02:22:37 As long as you're willing to admit that. No.
02:22:44 Almost evil.
02:22:47 This is great.
02:22:47 Animal sound animal
02:22:50 just kept charging at me.
02:22:52 Now I know that the bison, not the buffalo.
02:22:55 I know the bison is in the foreground, so obviously it's going to look bigger.
02:22:59 But look how big it looks compared to that truck.
02:23:01 And I know the truck is probably 20 50ft behind it.
02:23:05 Look how big that pickup truck looks.
02:23:07 For that matter, is it biggest gallon jug of water I've ever seen?
02:23:11 It's like the size of that. That truck door.
02:23:18 Truck driver.
02:23:20 Look at that.
02:23:20 So the guy's making me so finally last night, it close the door on our faces.
02:23:25 I've learned this.
02:23:26 Even with dogs, you don't stare a dog directly.
02:23:28 Yeah, while you're walking by.
02:23:30 Because it will take it as a challenge.
02:23:34 And I assume bison are very similar.
02:23:37 Oh, you just chilling.
02:23:40 And why are look so both this is this is just triggered.
02:23:43 Is there human nature? This is human nature.
02:23:44 In 2026, both people get out their phone and they're opening their camera.
02:23:47 And it's either to show dominance, you need to stare in its eye.
02:23:51 You need to show the bison, afraid of it, a bison.
02:23:54 Yeah, I was wondering about the car. Like, what do we.
02:23:56 I don't know why we're out of the car here.
02:23:59 Who produce?
02:24:00 Well, there's there's picnic tables.
02:24:02 I think it's a park.
02:24:03 You park it out?
02:24:05 Yeah. Explore nature.
02:24:06 Yeah, I think it exists in nature with caution.
02:24:09 Bisons don't go near the bison portion.
02:24:13 Well, now hold on.
02:24:14 In their defense, they were just walking by.
02:24:16 The bison came near to them.
02:24:17 They were just walking by.
02:24:19 They their signs posted. There's parks.
02:24:21 You need to be a knowledgeable of the local species.
02:24:24 I travel all over the place.
02:24:25 I'm scared of shit of fucking random shit I do when I was just
02:24:29 golfing in Nevada and I'm like thinking, Will I be worried about that?
02:24:33 Obviously it looks like like I'd be thinking, oh, look,
02:24:36 this bison is used to people.
02:24:38 Obviously it's used to people because it's just sitting there chilling.
02:24:42 It is.
02:24:46 They're both taking a look at that perfect generational.
02:24:49 They're taking pictures to these 65.5.
02:24:53 The 71 year old man is taking a horizontal video,
02:24:56 and the 14 year old girl is taking a vertical video.
02:25:00 She rolled her phone to you vertically to get it.
02:25:02 Like the old man probably has like a canon fucking, like, camera on his phone.
02:25:07 And it's his phone at a it is his phone.
02:25:12 Oh, I got to see he see right there as soon as they took a picture.
02:25:16 Probably flash did it flash?
02:25:17 Oh, man, I don't know. Maybe.
02:25:19 Or maybe they just the noise.
02:25:21 It's like, I don't like that shit.
02:25:23 I bet it flash it.
02:25:24 Why would you take a flash during the day? It's.
02:25:29 Back his back, so I did.
02:25:31 I saw the flash, but if it was an Apple phone, it always flashes to check.
02:25:35 I don't get the light.
02:25:37 It's not a bright flash, but you can kind of see it.
02:25:39 And maybe this bison has kind of.
02:25:43 I didn't see it there.
02:25:44 There was like a little click.
02:25:45 No, that's something set him off though.
02:25:47 He's like, I don't want my picture taken.
02:25:48 I just want people.
02:25:50 Please
02:25:52 get out of my house.
02:26:00 I don't know why that truck decided to like.
02:26:02 Right.
02:26:02 Wait, is there like a Ranger button in?
02:26:05 No, there were like, oh, a bison.
02:26:07 Yellowstone, you asshole.
02:26:09 That's a that's a worker or a ranger right there.
02:26:12 I don't know if he is Yellowstone. The side
02:26:16 he. Of course he did.
02:26:16 He just drove by there. Right there.
02:26:19 How long until how could he for they run away.
02:26:21 Do they already run?
02:26:22 Look there. Right there. There was any dry spot.
02:26:24 So there was a cloud of dust there behind the tree back there.
02:26:27 She's right there.
02:26:29 The truck in her theory?
02:26:31 No, she's right there.
02:26:32 You can't see her right there.
02:26:33 There's a bitch. I never knew there was a bitch.
02:26:35 She's right.
02:26:36 Who cares about the man?
02:26:37 Men have a responsibility to this truck.
02:26:39 Stop right there.
02:26:40 I never saw a woman and Red right blocking the way.
02:26:44 It's not in red.
02:26:44 She's in green right here.
02:26:47 I'm going to read the. Never mind.
02:26:49 Then what are you talking about? Go ahead, just play.
02:26:51 I'm talking about this truck to stop right here.
02:26:53 Yeah.
02:26:54 Put the truck between you.
02:26:56 Between them in the bison. You're in the point
02:27:00 that he's like, oh, that bison looks mad.
02:27:02 I better get the he's got her.
02:27:04 He's going to break my truck.
02:27:06 I'm he starts running.
02:27:07 The truck actually sped up.
02:27:09 I don't know if maybe.
02:27:10 Well, maybe he thought I would chase her.
02:27:13 He she maybe they thought they, they then thought it would chase. Oh.
02:27:16 Like herding it from in front.
02:27:18 I don't think that's right. Chase.
02:27:19 Okay.
02:27:20 Chase me like come get me. Yeah. Right.
02:27:22 Maybe because it didn't know that.
02:27:23 Maybe. Stop to antagonize.
02:27:25 He ignored the tree. Yeah, maybe.
02:27:27 I don't know how to distract it, but that's when you just focus
02:27:30 and you just fucking run that thing over.
02:27:32 Yeah, right. It's supposed to be off.
02:27:35 I just wanted to do that. Yeah.
02:27:36 You're saving people's lives at that point.
02:27:38 And then you'll have. Where do you go
02:27:41 through this whole rest of this video?
02:27:42 I don't know where she went.
02:27:44 She climbed a tree, I bet.
02:27:46 Yeah, I know she probably smartly got in because that's what that's her.
02:27:49 Right? That's a big, large animal.
02:27:51 What you do is you get in between a
02:27:53 collection of trees, like smaller areas where it can't get you.
02:27:57 The man is, and she's very quiet
02:27:59 circle and wait for you to wait it out.
02:28:03 You know what I don't know.
02:28:05 Okay, there goes your strategy.
02:28:06 It just drove right into the fucking patch of trees.
02:28:09 There's probably an area that this dipshit doesn't realize
02:28:14 and also start climbing the tree.
02:28:15 Yeah, sorry.
02:28:16 There's plenty of low branches that you could get up the thicker one.
02:28:19 That's you. Just like I.
02:28:22 We're just run in circles.
02:28:23 You kind of worked for a little while until they gave up on it.
02:28:27 It kind of worked.
02:28:30 Do you have any chance, like diving underneath the picnic table?
02:28:32 You think if that's his granddaughter, his daughter can't be his daughter?
02:28:37 It could be his girlfriend. Who knows?
02:28:39 It could be his wife in the mountains.
02:28:41 Yellowstone could be all three.
02:28:44 We're in the mountains.
02:28:45 I mean, I
02:28:46 I've never had anything like that happen,
02:28:47 but I have I've had small scares and I've always stood in the way of it.
02:28:50 And my children always like, like, stupidly.
02:28:56 He's he's literally behind her now.
02:28:58 He's like, he's standing behind the little like duck.
02:29:01 And he's.
02:29:03 So maybe he deserves it.
02:29:04 I don't know,
02:29:08 The bison hates that tree.
02:29:10 Oh, see?
02:29:11 Wait, where did that car come from?
02:29:14 They were just pulled up.
02:29:15 I think they just pulled up.
02:29:17 Look, they're doing some
02:29:18 kind of reenactment, honey, let's go watch the bison reenactment.
02:29:21 Almost evil.
02:29:22 Sinister.
02:29:25 He's going to make it.
02:29:26 The rooster kept coming at him.
02:29:28 Okay, I'm going to go back to where they started circling.
02:29:30 Just let it play.
02:29:31 Animal.
02:29:32 This vicious animal just kept charging at me.
02:29:35 Then I was kicking it like this, kicking it off the tree.
02:29:38 I just kept charging.
02:29:40 I think it was a sinister.
02:29:46 Oh, we.
02:29:49 Bison. Bison.
02:29:52 Oh, the.
02:29:52 We. Oh!
02:29:56 Well, as above, so below.
02:29:59 He was.
02:30:01 He was as above, so below.
02:30:05 You was.
02:30:08 All right.
02:30:08 But he.
02:30:10 Okay. All right, before you, jump out.
02:30:12 No, no. Hold on. Pause.
02:30:13 Can you pause it really quick?
02:30:17 As above.
02:30:18 So below.
02:30:21 Oh, this is, the book of Ezra, chapter one.
02:30:25 In the first year of Cyrus, King of Persia,
02:30:30 that the word of the
02:30:32 Lord by the mouth of Jeremiah might be fulfilled.
02:30:36 The Lord stirred up the spirit of Cyrus, king of Persia,
02:30:40 so that he may made a pre, proclamation.
02:30:45 Sorry.
02:30:45 This is the way that this is heightened,
02:30:48 proclamation throughout all of his kingdom,
02:30:51 and also put it in writing
02:30:54 thus say Cyrus, King of Persia,
02:30:57 the Lord, the God of heaven, has given me all of the kingdoms of the earth,
02:31:01 and he has charged me to build him a house
02:31:05 at Jerusalem, Jerusalem, which is in Judah.
02:31:09 Whoever is among you and all of his people, may God be wise with him.
02:31:14 Amen.
02:31:19 Amen.
02:31:23 Prayer.
02:31:27 You're a little.
02:31:28 I guess it's perfect.
02:31:35 I'm not going anywhere.
02:31:36 As above, so below.
02:31:37 If you criticize religion, then every so often somebody will say to
02:31:41 you quite disapprovingly, you may not have faith in God,
02:31:44 but you could show a bit more jabber for those people who do.
02:31:52 This to Brady and Joshua, Brady
02:31:55 and Gary as above and so below.
02:31:59 Because whistle blows.
02:32:00 Brady and Joshua were doing it our way.
02:32:05 We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
02:32:07 Brady and Drawer show it's Brady and drawer.
02:32:11 It's their show now Brady drawer okay.
02:32:24 Yeah.
02:32:26 Let me do.
02:32:26 Looks like it looks like he's just peacefully resting on the.
02:32:30 And now
02:32:32 you think he's writing them.
02:32:35 The I think the horn got them a little with the momentum.
02:32:38 I mean, he went through the.
02:32:39 Whenever you see them, whenever you see, like running of the bulls or bull riders.
02:32:43 And when they catch him from underneath I always because sometimes
02:32:46 that horn goes right into the fucking brain.
02:32:49 Your, your ear, thigh muscle.
02:32:52 Oh, I say, asshole, I thought you were gonna say I thought that, too.
02:32:55 I think that's happened to
02:32:58 pretty positive.
02:33:04 Yeah.
02:33:04 I mean, I don't I don't want to judge the, visitors of Yellowstone, but.
02:33:09 Yeah, you enter, you enter the wilderness.
02:33:13 The wilderness starts with wild, right?
02:33:17 The wild, the animals.
02:33:19 The speaking of bison.
02:33:21 Bison?
02:33:22 We are just retarded.
02:33:27 Woman does something horrible.
02:33:28 South Florida mother two days of drowning.
02:33:31 Toddler found not guilty by reason of insanity.
02:33:34 So let's have this happen.
02:33:35 I think like a year and a half to two years ago.
02:33:37 But she was just recently, exonerated.
02:33:41 I mean, even more than that.
02:33:43 But they she, the, you know, obviously being held up in the court system
02:33:47 or however that works, either fighting it or appeals or whatever,
02:33:51 but it was a plea of insanity.
02:33:54 But she, but drowned her
02:33:58 child, in the name of God, and then also stabbed her husband.
02:34:02 I believe so let's let's at this woods since pleaded guilty verdict.
02:34:08 How are you feeling?
02:34:09 I feel good,
02:34:13 I also am very humbled.
02:34:17 Precious. Bland.
02:34:18 Spent four years in jail.
02:34:21 What was right?
02:34:23 Why can't it be guilty of insanity?
02:34:26 Why does it have to be precious?
02:34:28 Blend? Why?
02:34:30 Why did they get to.
02:34:32 Why do they get that non guilty tag?
02:34:34 Well, why can't it be guilty of insanity?
02:34:37 Guilty of insanity?
02:34:41 It is the way you can least go.
02:34:42 Hey it's not. Oh it's not.
02:34:43 I've been charged with being crazy enough to do something that's dangerous.
02:34:47 So I should still be considered a dangerous person.
02:34:50 As if I had been committed, you know?
02:34:53 Yeah, I agree 100%.
02:34:55 The last thing I want to hear is it wasn't my fault.
02:34:57 I had no control. Well, guess what, buddy?
02:34:59 That's worse.
02:35:01 Whatever the punishment is, is the punishment.
02:35:03 But it should still be because she did it.
02:35:05 It's not like she didn't do it, you know.
02:35:10 It it
02:35:10 kind of is, though, because it's it's a mental illness.
02:35:14 She's,
02:35:16 you know.
02:35:16 Yes. And we should be
02:35:18 she shouldn't just be able to walk around without a record though.
02:35:20 It's like, no, you you should still be guilty of insanity.
02:35:24 What's that means?
02:35:25 She has a record. She's insane.
02:35:27 You were.
02:35:28 You weren't guilty of murder, but you're guilty of being crazy.
02:35:34 In nearly one year
02:35:35 on house arrest after she admitted to drowning her.
02:35:39 I think.
02:35:40 I think you're pointing out a loophole.
02:35:41 Founding 18 month old baby.
02:35:43 15 month old baby Brady. You have.
02:35:45 She also stabbed her.
02:35:48 Yeah, I had two.
02:35:49 They were taken swimming at 15 months.
02:35:52 Yeah, we did baby swimming.
02:35:54 Are you.
02:35:54 You're you're not.
02:35:55 Are you joking or. No. Yeah, absolutely. They swim automatically.
02:35:57 You can just throw them in the pool and they survive. Yeah.
02:36:00 Yeah. Not if you hold them under. So
02:36:03 my son was.
02:36:05 Couldn't even crawl.
02:36:06 Couldn't even lift his head up I watched a woman was was.
02:36:10 Oh I try to remember how old he was.
02:36:12 It was like maybe three.
02:36:14 I don't remember how old, but like between three months and a year.
02:36:17 And I watched the stranger that I didn't have never met
02:36:21 take my son and drop him from the diving board
02:36:25 into a fucking deep end of a pool with my wife waiting.
02:36:29 But you're not supposed to catch them. You're supposed to wait.
02:36:31 And then the baby just swims, holds his breath and swims.
02:36:35 Now they're very good swimmers.
02:36:37 They've been swimming for nine. I was wrong, I'm sorry. That is.
02:36:39 That is probably my only gay husband and eldest daughter.
02:36:42 Before trying to kill herself, her lawyers argued
02:36:45 she was under Covid psychosis.
02:36:48 Oh, see, now you're getting worse.
02:36:50 Do you have more sympathy for now? It wasn't. It was so.
02:36:53 Well then we all have Covid psychosis being put through that shit.
02:36:57 Yeah, I think that's why they did it.
02:37:00 Satan is a deceiver.
02:37:01 A judge ruled in their favor after a two day trial.
02:37:05 Do you take responsibility for what happened?
02:37:08 It's a hard thing, but
02:37:11 absolutely.
02:37:12 I covered this case when it happened.
02:37:14 Actually.
02:37:16 Well, just because you.
02:37:18 Since I couldn't bring it up, she shouldn't have to take responsibility
02:37:22 when they try to use God every morning.
02:37:24 There's a reason the eyes
02:37:26 I see that several God drowning hand filled is Bland's lawyer.
02:37:30 I was confident
02:37:33 that anyone would object
02:37:36 to the facts.
02:37:39 There was no other explanation.
02:37:41 The National
02:37:43 why would she murder her own kids?
02:37:45 Everything that guy just says. Bullshit.
02:37:48 Thank you.
02:37:49 Library of medicine did a review on Covid
02:37:52 19 and new onset psychosis in 2023.
02:37:56 It found data suggesting an increased incidence of psychosis.
02:38:00 It estimates up to 4% of individuals exposed to various
02:38:04 viruses, including Covid 19, develop psychosis.
02:38:08 Or was it the vaccine?
02:38:09 Wait, they're not talking about the lockdown and the mental distress.
02:38:14 They're talking about the actual cold virus.
02:38:20 Okay, I can't say anything else I'm feeling
02:38:21 or thinking or the economy or like, yeah, right.
02:38:26 The fact that yes, bro.
02:38:30 Okay.
02:38:32 It's bosses or psychotic symptoms.
02:38:35 A lot of people don't believe you.
02:38:37 What do you say to them?
02:38:38 My response to the comments is
02:38:43 actually, she's brilliant.
02:38:44 I'm sure the more I'm thinking about this so she's probably anti all that.
02:38:47 The devil's making.
02:38:48 You put that in me and then they put it in her
02:38:50 and she's like, oh I'm going to remember this.
02:38:52 I'm going to kill my baby and say that it was because of the disease.
02:38:57 And you won't be able to say a fucking thing about it
02:38:59 because you think the disease is real, and that's what caused it all.
02:39:01 So now I'm going to blame the disease on my mental illness.
02:39:05 And they can't the judge can't say no, because then they'd have to start
02:39:09 admitting that Covid maybe isn't all.
02:39:10 This Thursday, Florida
02:39:12 Attorney General James Ulmer called for the judge's impeachment.
02:39:16 Why do you have somebody that's drowning a baby?
02:39:18 And then a judge is, you know, at a bench trial
02:39:20 letting her off for insanity, and then she's going to go right back
02:39:23 out into the public.
02:39:24 The impeachment is the punishment for a judge that doesn't
02:39:28 take his duties seriously.
02:39:30 This is wrong, dude.
02:39:31 I would only it's not.
02:39:33 It's it's really hard to do, but it is built into the system.
02:39:36 Is it checks and balances her duty.
02:39:40 Hope that would that he or no one in his family
02:39:46 don't have to be dealt with Covid and suffer the same.
02:39:50 Don't have to be dealt with Covid.
02:39:52 What did he say? Crisis.
02:39:53 Stephen Smith does not look good
02:39:56 and don't have to be dealt with Covid with her family.
02:39:59 Yeah, it's Instagram so I'm unable to maneuver.
02:40:03 The daughter is fine.
02:40:05 Okay.
02:40:08 And it was not of my own doing.
02:40:12 Rome for somebody else.
02:40:14 Somebody else did it, you know, quit.
02:40:16 Breathe
02:40:18 the conclusions you are reaching.
02:40:26 So do you think,
02:40:27 what if she goes out and goes out and, gets a job at a daycare?
02:40:32 She should not be allowed to because she's crazy.
02:40:35 I know she was. She's not guilty.
02:40:38 Certified crazy.
02:40:39 There has to be some type of,
02:40:42 some just a label of crazy.
02:40:45 Yeah.
02:40:49 But there's.
02:40:49 So I think there's people that take advantage of crazy,
02:40:51 I think there's people that want attention that that's that scream crazy.
02:40:56 There's also people that are wow flocking crazy
02:40:59 bitches be trippin bitches be trippin.
02:41:02 I think we do a disservice to those people.
02:41:05 I don't care if a few people take advantage.
02:41:06 If we can help people that are really crazy.
02:41:08 As somebody who is certified crazy, my mother had me
02:41:12 tested.
02:41:18 You got, you got the trap ready.
02:41:20 I thought it was Indian at first,
02:41:23 not, Oh.
02:41:25 You might be right.
02:41:25 Okay, so I uploaded this video, and I'd like to tell you
02:41:29 something about it, but I'm not sure what to say except
02:41:33 this is what I think everybody sounds like.
02:41:35 Egg roll.
02:41:37 This is what every religious person sounds like to Gary.
02:41:41 Just so we can have some empathy and compassion to what it's like to be Gary.
02:41:44 I thought we'd play this little exercise by 2030.
02:41:47 You're not going to physically see a new Earth appear,
02:41:51 but your soul will either crystallize into eternal life timeline beach 12
02:41:56 or get sealed into a finite life stimulus action.
02:42:01 Earth's morphogenetic field is undergoing
02:42:04 a scalar course, issuing a truly distinct
02:42:09 regional curse sounds just like that fucking the same planet.
02:42:12 Living color, physical character.
02:42:14 The lawyer one timeline returns to source, the other loops in a finite
02:42:20 light simulation, and these streams will no longer
02:42:23 overlap after 2030.
02:42:27 CBT plate 11 calls this the final nitrogen swim day,
02:42:31 and your DNA chooses to stream your DNA.
02:42:36 You guys should choose this stream. You should like.
02:42:37 I love this site and the DNA.
02:42:40 You magnetize the eternal life stream.
02:42:43 But if your body remains encoded in fear, guilt, or artificial implants,
02:42:49 your consciousness will be sealed into the synthetic grids,
02:42:52 which can be subtle, but for most it is irreversible.
02:42:57 2030 is a frequency lock.
02:43:01 After 2030, you got to catch that field's phase lock.
02:43:05 Yeah, means that you're totally on board.
02:43:07 Emotional state.
02:43:08 Well, you just learned about this shit.
02:43:10 And so it's like a freeze frame.
02:43:12 It's like tag or musical chairs.
02:43:14 Like when at midnight at 1201 2030,
02:43:18 you are locked into your frequent soul
02:43:21 X 83 binder.
02:43:24 Nary the blemish.
02:43:26 And if you don't pick the right one,
02:43:30 which he never really says, I assume, like maybe
02:43:32 people want the steak from the matrix, you know, maybe they want that.
02:43:36 So he never really want to do.
02:43:38 Yeah.
02:43:39 By 2030, though, you have to you have to pick.
02:43:41 You have to choose.
02:43:42 Even though there is no free will 2033 A physical crossroads.
02:43:48 So we're told, oh, that's coming up soon isn't the zero.
02:43:50 Yeah.
02:43:50 It's always like three or 4 or 5 years out from where we are now.
02:43:53 Every Nostradamus.
02:43:54 No, I'm talking about free will.
02:43:56 20, 30.
02:43:58 Oh, free will being free.
02:44:00 Holy shit. That's what he's talking about.
02:44:01 This whole thing has to do with Will.
02:44:03 Not will, but will,
02:44:05 will, will, will.
02:44:08 That's nice.
02:44:09 Braiding your will, will,
02:44:12 will from an at home
02:44:15 timeline.
02:44:16 Jumping becomes extremely difficult at hold on a second.
02:44:22 So timeline
02:44:23 jumping is going to become difficult at 2030 because it's so easy to do.
02:44:29 Yeah.
02:44:29 The 30 because the vibrational gates begin to close.
02:44:32 I think he's talking to time jumpers, separate tracks.
02:44:35 And this isn't fear, it's physics.
02:44:37 This is like Mandela Effect shit, bro.
02:44:40 It's physics.
02:44:41 By 2030, your soul
02:44:44 signed its contract with the Eternal Light three.
02:44:48 Why are we watching this?
02:44:50 So choose wisely.
02:44:52 Choose now.
02:44:53 Choose your higher self.
02:44:55 Choose love.
02:44:57 You need to love.
02:44:59 Choose love from last week.
02:45:02 Oh, that was so quiet.
02:45:03 That's why it was so quiet. We got to watch it again.
02:45:05 Choose love.
02:45:07 I love the fair so much.
02:45:09 I love your rainbow kittens.
02:45:11 If brother's watching, man, he would have loved that clip.
02:45:14 No, I love the Bible study.
02:45:15 I do love Jesus, I love it.
02:45:18 No, that's that's great, I love it and I love that green builder
02:45:23 who wants to do the text feat.
02:45:26 Goddamn it, I love it.
02:45:27 Do I love Joe Biden? No.
02:45:31 Oh. Oh.
02:45:40 There we go.
02:45:42 Okay.
02:45:42 Do the rest of you welcome. Oh, no.
02:45:45 You all need face of the plan.
02:45:48 If you disagree, you can leave.
02:45:52 That you wait.
02:45:54 What?
02:45:55 Decide.
02:45:57 An operator.
02:45:58 Oh, I'm trying to rewind it, you motherfuckers.
02:46:01 I'm trying to rewind the video.
02:46:02 In the video, I'm like, why isn't it working?
02:46:04 I'm trying to click on the thing.
02:46:06 You have an operator for the incline railway has been
02:46:09 let go after a video capture him making a physical reflector.
02:46:12 Organizations value neutral lies.
02:46:14 Katie Glenn spoke with a passenger. What did he say? What do you say?
02:46:16 See now. Viral video.
02:46:18 She joins us now with the latest.
02:46:19 Katie, wait.
02:46:20 Is that we heard him say it already.
02:46:23 Yeah. No. Yeah, they just did the clip.
02:46:25 They break it down. This is a couple things. Smash together.
02:46:30 Josh here in town, new
02:46:33 England inquiringly behind me.
02:46:35 They ended up capturing a moment that ended up going viral.
02:46:37 Shocked all us and just kind of everyone sense.
02:46:39 I was just thinking about it.
02:46:40 I needed to talk to you
02:46:42 on the 1st of July when they captured this video.
02:46:44 Very, very few Americans in here, it's very, very,
02:46:48 very the man speaking part of who operates in the hotel.
02:46:53 The man speaking.
02:46:54 What did he say?
02:46:55 Did he say it yet or. No?
02:46:56 He said,
02:46:59 you American,
02:47:02 I come them my son and the man
02:47:06 captured this video.
02:47:08 Very, very few Americans in here.
02:47:11 How many?
02:47:16 It's it's a tourist thing, you asshole.
02:47:20 And it's the World Cup man speaking.
02:47:22 Quarter who operates the incline, says he's a part time conductor.
02:47:26 Welcome to the greatest country on the face of the planet.
02:47:30 And if you disagree, you can leave.
02:47:32 He just made a comment about this is the greatest.
02:47:36 Is there something wrong with that?
02:47:38 I know that's the that's the funniest part.
02:47:41 And it's like the end if you're not.
02:47:43 They're all butthurt and offended.
02:47:46 How dare you say that?
02:47:47 I'm going to need your air.
02:47:51 From this country and you.
02:47:54 You don't agree?
02:47:55 Cuff the father.
02:47:56 No no no no no no no no no no no no. You're wrong sir.
02:47:59 He said if you don't agree with that, you can leave.
02:48:02 Yeah, it's worse than just tough.
02:48:03 But yeah, tough isn't that. That's.
02:48:05 Those aren't actual actions call to action.
02:48:07 So the leave part is what they might actually be able to get him on.
02:48:11 I mean, anyone can leave.
02:48:13 Oh right.
02:48:15 But if you don't like it, you can leave.
02:48:18 You can leave. Yeah. It's you can leave.
02:48:21 He's not saying leave.
02:48:22 You have to leave. He's just saying you can.
02:48:25 And you know what?
02:48:25 That's part of what makes it so great.
02:48:27 There's places like North Korea and China and Cuba where you can't leave.
02:48:33 Doctor made a similar comment on the way up the mountain.
02:48:36 So they were waiting to report on the way down.
02:48:38 And I kept thinking, now that's just dude, that's I don't like people that do that.
02:48:42 I'm going to catch him. I'm going to get him again.
02:48:44 If you have a problem with it, use your fucking words.
02:48:46 I sound like a three year old.
02:48:48 Use your words and tell him your disapproval.
02:48:50 It's okay. We're human beings. He has ears.
02:48:52 Look at the.
02:48:52 Look at the shirt. Do you see a shirt?
02:48:55 Yeah.
02:48:57 This is a thing.
02:48:59 What does it say?
02:49:00 I think it says abolish IQ.
02:49:02 The note says he was the only one on there representing the company.
02:49:06 Charles sent the video to Carta.
02:49:08 Porta says he fired that employee the same day.
02:49:11 What?
02:49:12 I want to make sure that, they say something to the operator
02:49:16 at a minimum so that it doesn't work for everyone else.
02:49:20 And a statement the guys all about your country being great.
02:49:24 What's the video and quote?
02:49:26 So I feel like I'm arguing with my wife a tiny bit.
02:49:29 All I said was that our country was great.
02:49:30 No, sir, no, sir, that's not all you said.
02:49:33 That's the part I agree with, no problem with.
02:49:36 But it was the other part. Like
02:49:38 it was the way you said it.
02:49:40 Yeah. No, no, not the way you said it.
02:49:42 It was the stuff after,
02:49:44 with my girlfriend.
02:49:45 I feel like sometimes it's the way I say shit.
02:49:47 I shouldn't say it, but I can tell she's, like, kind of pissed off,
02:49:49 and I'm just like,
02:49:50 I just all I did was just say the truth, but I'm like, I might be into blunt.
02:49:54 Is that the problem? Or.
02:49:56 No, I would appreciate bluntness.
02:49:58 That's not the problem at all.
02:50:00 Yeah.
02:50:00 In fact, if you were any more blunt, I might think you were a man for a second.
02:50:04 I think she just gets mad because she's like.
02:50:05 She's like, God damn it, he's right.
02:50:07 But I don't want to fucking let him know I that's how I interpret it.
02:50:11 But let's be real. She's mad because she's a woman.
02:50:14 She got the short end of the chromosome.
02:50:16 Pull, pull.
02:50:17 Okay.
02:50:17 Let's not sorry for that goofy looking fucking
02:50:23 and the other passengers I saw, you know, reaction
02:50:25 from other passengers on your video where any other passengers
02:50:30 concerned like obviously concerned like day it everyone's clutch. No.
02:50:34 None of them had a problem with it that that upset us
02:50:36 even more that nobody had a problem with his completely reasonable statement.
02:50:40 Anyone else record any videos to even talk about it?
02:50:44 I didn't see any.
02:50:45 There were two people that were chanting USA, USA would have started USA.
02:50:50 Yeah, just just like, yeah,
02:50:52 I know that this guy's probably going to get in trouble for this.
02:50:54 So I would start a USA chain just to like me. You
02:51:00 one we didn't really know
02:51:01 anyone on the trip, so, is this hate?
02:51:05 Hate you hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
02:51:08 Actually, we could see a lot of people, were alarmed, but, no, you couldn't.
02:51:14 You just made that up.
02:51:14 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
02:51:16 Yeah.
02:51:19 Did you.
02:51:20 So is anybody. Well, hey, this just.
02:51:23 You know me.
02:51:24 Well, maybe, well, I'm going to take over for the reporter for a moment.
02:51:29 So do you ever think, obviously, from the position you're
02:51:32 on, I can tell you're very left leaning.
02:51:34 Do you ever think that maybe you're the problem, right?
02:51:36 Yeah,
02:51:37 I think it kind of scared them a little bit.
02:51:40 And so.
02:51:41 Nope. Nope,
02:51:43 I don't I think you were scared.
02:51:44 That's why they put want to make a
02:51:47 they didn't want to make too much of a reaction because they were afraid
02:51:50 of what this gentleman might do.
02:51:51 He may have tucked away.
02:51:53 Yeah.
02:51:54 And with the timing I don't know if you heard,
02:51:55 but they're a bunch of white supremacists that went, you know, the weird ones
02:51:59 that dressed in the tan in the blue shirt and they're totally masked.
02:52:01 They were riding a bus with regular people,
02:52:04 and they saw that on the news and they thought, oh, this is our moment.
02:52:07 We have a white supremacists, white
02:52:09 supremacists, a white supremacist
02:52:14 driving our tram.
02:52:15 And now here's our chance to act. We're going to help the world.
02:52:18 We're going to become martyrs.
02:52:22 So they the guy.
02:52:23 The guy basically just said, you should play the drop.
02:52:28 What do you say?
02:52:29 SAT quietly.
02:52:29 My about the real American said did say shut up to him as I said
02:52:34 but he didn't react at it.
02:52:37 And so yeah,
02:52:39 the fagot behind him, I mean, the guy behind them.
02:52:43 Yeah. Couldn't believe it.
02:52:44 But they said there was a third party company that runs the incline,
02:52:49 and they reach out to them and make sure they're aware of that.
02:52:53 But then when I went home, I still think, thinking, well,
02:52:56 what if they don't do anything?
02:52:58 I better call corporate.
02:52:59 I better post this online.
02:53:01 Now I'm a Facebook warrior.
02:53:02 What if look, person doesn't getting in trouble.
02:53:08 They go forward in this behind right
02:53:12 email address for the inclined.
02:53:14 And I wrote an email and sent it to them.
02:53:17 And I wanted to make sure they knew that we don't have any problem
02:53:20 with the incline. We like the incline or whatever.
02:53:22 We just really had a problem.
02:53:25 Is it called the incline or are they saying that it was like too steep?
02:53:28 I don't know, maybe that's how they have sex.
02:53:31 The incline was fine.
02:53:32 It was.
02:53:32 I mean, the grade was, you know, roughly 40 degrees, right?
02:53:36 Him they didn't have to look the word.
02:53:38 It was pretty good.
02:53:38 The words made my ears bleed.
02:53:41 Going up was harder than going down.
02:53:42 But, you know, usually I like going down.
02:53:44 So you know what they say.
02:53:47 People that think they get
02:53:48 hurt by words have never been punched in the face.
02:53:52 You should be aware of that.
02:53:53 He's making comments like that and you should be aware of the comments
02:53:57 like where's
02:54:00 there it is.
02:54:02 My humble words, son.
02:54:07 I'm sorry you back on.
02:54:09 Yeah.
02:54:10 Think that quarter you know you mentioned that did that wasn't your goal.
02:54:14 That wasn't the reason why you talk to them or posted about it. It oh my gosh.
02:54:18 So that wasn't your goal, but you sat at ease.
02:54:21 You pondered after the fact and said, well, I you know what?
02:54:23 I don't think we acted enough.
02:54:25 I want to make sure he gets in trouble.
02:54:27 The guy on the left just said that 100%
02:54:31 every day.
02:54:33 We talked to them or posted about it.
02:54:34 But you think Carter handled that perfectly by dismissing him
02:54:38 and he would be back on? Yeah.
02:54:41 They also said they didn't want to.
02:54:42 We didn't want to make the decision to get him fired.
02:54:44 We just wanted to make sure the right people knew.
02:54:47 Right.
02:54:47 And, you know, this is like, this day for like xenophobic comments
02:54:52 and stuff for and especially like, xenophobic.
02:54:56 What does that mean?
02:54:59 What do you like?
02:55:01 Xenophobia.
02:55:02 I think it's afraid of.
02:55:03 Isn't shirts.
02:55:06 Yeah.
02:55:06 It isn't being anti-American, xenophobic to.
02:55:11 Xenophobic is the fear
02:55:13 and hatred of the warrior princess
02:55:17 and is, you know, really sorry, I, I put xenophobia.
02:55:21 Is that a xeno?
02:55:22 Xenophobia is your fear, hatred and deep seated prejudice
02:55:26 toward people perceived as foreigners, outsiders or strangers.
02:55:30 Okay, so
02:55:32 they're making a huge jump.
02:55:33 So if I walk up and I say, hey, I'm pretty good at my job,
02:55:36 why do you hate everyone that's not doing your job?
02:55:39 No, no, no, no, that's not what I said.
02:55:41 I just said, hey, I'm pretty good at my job.
02:55:43 Well, that's implied then that you hate everyone else.
02:55:45 That's not you.
02:55:46 No no no no no no, I'm just simply saying that America is good.
02:55:50 Best country in the world.
02:55:51 If you don't like it, you can get the fuck out.
02:55:53 Obviously those talking points are from people
02:55:56 that may be xenophobic, but I don't know that this guy is.
02:55:58 I need to talk to him more.
02:56:00 Please tell me we can talk to him.
02:56:02 This is where we I need to show my producer prowess and get him in an interview.
02:56:07 Get him in an interview, and then I need to find somebody
02:56:09 who can talk to actually interview him.
02:56:14 I think anyone being rude to
02:56:16 a customer needs to be appropriately dealt with.
02:56:19 Like I said, I that's 2026.
02:56:21 The customer's not always right anymore.
02:56:23 In fact, this whole generation hates white glove service.
02:56:26 They think it's a waste of time, energy and it's beneath them or above them.
02:56:31 They don't want to stoop to that
02:56:33 level, the disgusting level of patronage.
02:56:37 The new generation doesn't do that.
02:56:40 I don't want this guy's life to be ruined.
02:56:42 I just want this. Well, you do?
02:56:45 Yeah.
02:56:45 What do you think's going to happen if you really didn't want his life ruined,
02:56:50 you would have just shut the fuck up.
02:56:53 I think
02:56:55 Dave Chappelle has something to tell you, I.
02:57:00 Don't care if it takes me ten minutes.
02:57:01 I'm going to find it.
02:57:03 Okay, well, just be like, hey, bro, like, I'm pro America.
02:57:06 But like that, though, that was a little bit fucked up.
02:57:08 But you know, you do you and then you just move on with your life.
02:57:13 Partly dealt with,
02:57:15 like I said, I don't want this guy's life to be ruined.
02:57:18 I just or here's another idea that's going to be very controversial.
02:57:21 You could shut the fuck up.
02:57:23 What fuck inclined to be an enjoyable experience,
02:57:28 you know, for everyone writing and and for everyone.
02:57:31 Like my.
02:57:31 It's the fourth.
02:57:32 It's around the 4th of July.
02:57:34 Don't you think that that's exactly what that that guy was trying to do?
02:57:39 You think he was really trying to insult you?
02:57:42 You of all people, the white guys?
02:57:44 No. I mean, you
02:57:47 you just feel like that you have to be some kind of social justice
02:57:50 warrior and stick up for the other people,
02:57:51 which you clearly said didn't have a problem with it.
02:57:54 Nobody else had a problem with nobody else was saying anything.
02:57:56 Fucking coward. Coward.
02:57:59 Lose loser.
02:58:00 I think 7-Eleven has something to say about your shirt, too.
02:58:02 That's trademark infringement.
02:58:03 That's it for everyone.
02:58:05 Welcome in our country, especially your fun fact.
02:58:09 Even though I said Icee because ice Slurpee and an icy
02:58:12 are the exact same same company.
02:58:15 But Slurpee is a trademark.
02:58:16 The ice is not at anywhere that has a Slurpee that isn't 7-Eleven.
02:58:19 They call it an icy set for Speedway, which has now been bought by 7-Eleven.
02:58:24 Well, then fuck whatever loser power,
02:58:28 whatever company that is, fucking come around.
02:58:32 I'm just completely offended by your shirt, and I think that
02:58:34 we need to get to your boss, get you fired, because that's the only.
02:58:37 That's the only course of action in 2026.
02:58:40 We just we just don't want to get away with it for 4th of July.
02:58:43 And these sort of like divisive times.
02:58:46 I just what?
02:58:50 What is wrong?
02:58:50 Seriously, what is wrong with our country?
02:58:52 Yeah, I know that's a loaded question.
02:58:54 It's a serious, serious question though.
02:58:56 It's the 4th of July.
02:58:57 We get a day, you guys get a whole fucking month.
02:59:00 I mean, I'm assuming you're gay.
02:59:03 It's like I right?
02:59:06 I first thought this was a father and son, but this is clearly a couple, right?
02:59:10 You know, there's so many things you can say.
02:59:12 Probably not videotaped.
02:59:14 I'm trying to say that they talk with a little bit of a lisp.
02:59:18 You say they were into the father son dynamic.
02:59:21 They clearly think that if anybody says anything positive
02:59:24 that doesn't have to do with their agenda that it's negative against their agenda,
02:59:27 which I know there's only one group I know that does that,
02:59:31 that no one will ever know takes place.
02:59:34 And so, no one will ever know that takes place.
02:59:38 I was really glad that my son taped a because, it is father and son,
02:59:44 you know, who knows, if I didn't have the tape,
02:59:46 would they even believe what I said to them?
02:59:48 So that somebody said,
02:59:52 oh, so the tape was actual proof.
02:59:55 So what? The father and the son are both good.
02:59:57 Possible. See?
02:59:59 And then I hear these conservatives that would say, these,
03:00:01 these two people hate America.
03:00:02 And for the longest time I would actually argue against that.
03:00:06 But what else is it?
03:00:08 What what is their problem?
03:00:10 They think that he's being not inclusive to foreigners
03:00:13 because he said, it looks like there's a lot of foreigners here.
03:00:17 Hey, as a representative of America, I want to let the foreigners know
03:00:21 that I love them because that's what I heard him say.
03:00:24 Also, you know, it's probably because this guy's wearing a abolish ice shirt.
03:00:28 I bet you it's probably targeted at him.
03:00:32 It's probably him.
03:00:34 And only him is who this guy was talking to.
03:00:36 Also, again, this is if this is a father son duo.
03:00:39 It's weird how they're both gay because I would assume that, I don't know,
03:00:42 maybe it's just a learned behavior taught or because I heard that happens
03:00:46 occasionally.
03:00:47 I may have given oral sex to my son.
03:00:49 Wait, what?
03:00:51 So you brought up a great point, and I'm going to second that.
03:00:54 You walk in with a divisive show last night.
03:00:56 Abolish night,
03:00:57 abolish Ice is clear, divisive, sure to get a reaction to let you know
03:01:00 immediately what side you're on.
03:01:04 So when
03:01:04 somebody in your vicinity pick the side, you're surprised.
03:01:07 I mean, he he literally is playing your game.
03:01:10 I don't I wasn't trying to wish for him to be fired, but if that wrong
03:01:15 I wasn't trying to wish for him wrong.
03:01:19 Yeah.
03:01:19 I just wish trying to wish for him.
03:01:21 But I did wrong.
03:01:24 Wishing and hoping is for helpless people.
03:01:26 They had a plan. They executed the plan.
03:01:28 And it was very effective because he got fired.
03:01:31 It's what it takes.
03:01:32 He said that, you know what?
03:01:34 Just complaining to this third party isn't enough.
03:01:36 I'm going to call the corporate and complain again
03:01:39 until he's fired.
03:01:40 That was your entire goal.
03:01:42 We need to.
03:01:42 We need to send a message.
03:01:43 Not only him, but everybody's watching this video.
03:01:46 You cannot bash foreigners or anybody that we deem protected.
03:01:51 They, you know, maybe the company knows more about him than I do.
03:01:54 And I'm sorry, I'm way too loose.
03:01:57 I my sentences are structure making sense.
03:02:00 I'm getting irritated and angry.
03:02:01 There's only one thing that could be done, but I.
03:02:05 So I also,
03:02:10 I have a lot to right now.
03:02:14 And then after I drowned everyone, I'm going to say I'm not guilty.
03:02:18 I'm high.
03:02:19 Please let me go.
03:02:22 Lose a lot of semen floating around. Yes.
03:02:28 And I would go to clear hollow.
03:02:31 Clear hollow.
03:02:31 I don't even I don't even open this.
03:02:33 It was pretty cool.
03:02:34 It was called Queer Hollow by all the locals.
03:02:37 I went to this place called Queer Hollow.
03:02:42 Loud and proud man.
03:02:45 You know, I didn't know the kid was gay.
03:02:49 Oh, yeah.
03:02:50 Lots of gay people are, runaway bull charges through streets of China.
03:02:55 Oh, yeah.
03:02:56 A bull in a China shop.
03:03:00 Right
03:03:02 there.
03:03:02 Sound egg roll.
03:03:05 Oh, there's only sound in the very beginning, and then it cuts out.
03:03:08 Oh, dude, it's a bull in a China shop.
03:03:11 He's drooling so badly.
03:03:13 Yeah, yeah, I don't understand how that's like.
03:03:15 It's like leaking is.
03:03:17 So can we.
03:03:21 Is it
03:03:21 I don't understand, I don't know, is it throwing up weight.
03:03:24 It's a yeah.
03:03:25 It's like it's not even hitting the ground.
03:03:28 Well you sure.
03:03:31 As sure as I am, there's an afterlife.
03:03:34 Yeah, I don't know.
03:03:38 Yeah. Look at it.
03:03:39 It's hitting the ground.
03:03:40 Unless there's some weird reflection.
03:03:41 It's as much as pouring out of his.
03:03:47 Mouth.
03:03:48 Wrong.
03:03:49 Look at it. What do you mean?
03:03:51 That's superimposed drool wrong.
03:03:58 Look, it's still.
03:03:58 It was still falling after he turned.
03:04:00 It was so slow.
03:04:01 That's what. That's how I make drool. I'll do.
03:04:04 You have a nasty mouth, you know that.
03:04:08 It's not labeled like.
03:04:09 Oh, let's see what people are saying.
03:04:10 Massive dumps.
03:04:15 Yeah I don't know.
03:04:15 I mean I guess it's real.
03:04:16 Then we'll just say it's real. It's easier to say it's real.
03:04:19 Shut the fuck up kid.
03:04:20 We don't need proof.
03:04:21 We'll just hope it's to make us feel better because we're afraid of death.
03:04:24 We'll just assume the bull is real and believe it.
03:04:31 Yeah.
03:04:31 See what makes me think it's a I even more.
03:04:33 As it said, it escaped from a slaughterhouse. That doesn't happen.
03:04:42 Oh, animal.
03:04:42 This vicious animal just kept at me.
03:04:46 Both at the same.
03:04:46 Most evil, sinister.
03:04:49 We tried to talk to the family last night, but.
03:04:52 Wrong one. The blood gushing out.
03:04:54 You looking for egg?
03:04:57 I already did that one.
03:05:00 Or did the egg roll?
03:05:02 There was a egg roll, wasn't it?
03:05:05 I'm thinking,
03:05:08 Hold on. Was it?
03:05:09 You're saying it was because they were vertical?
03:05:11 Bitch.
03:05:13 They roll a bit.
03:05:15 They rolled vertically. Yeah, they rolled.
03:05:17 All right.
03:05:17 They're rolling right now.
03:05:19 Egg rolls, egg roll
03:05:21 kind of thing.
03:05:22 You got to have friction and egg roll for you do not need friction
03:05:26 and contact for rolling.
03:05:28 I mean I guess it's spinning.
03:05:31 I'm just as pretentious as my lab coat.
03:05:34 Just pretend it did.
03:05:36 You don't stop dropping roll.
03:05:37 You just roll like like at all.
03:05:39 Like if you just roll over. Yeah.
03:05:40 Like if you just started rolling right now, you would end up just dropping.
03:05:44 Like, I don't know why you don't stop for a second.
03:05:47 And then posters came out ground and then roll over
03:05:50 you just from the possible, like you're just you're going to fall.
03:05:53 Then the poster would have just said roll
03:05:56 and people would aware that is that what is that a side dish?
03:05:59 Yeah. This roll quick roll
03:06:03 your entire roll thing to court records.
03:06:06 Christopher Hampton, aged 36, is accused of intentionally setting fire.
03:06:10 Oh, use the, use the other one.
03:06:12 The accident.
03:06:13 So I thought I finally thought that was initially when it came out
03:06:16 and there was no news story
03:06:17 that had actually, like, ran it as a story that I could find.
03:06:21 And so then I found the actual news entity
03:06:26 that was presenting, and I got it,
03:06:29 I was like he said, is local news on fire?
03:06:32 Police say she she said it all with the tone of her voice.
03:06:37 That's I mean, hats off to the to the news.
03:06:41 Well, I've been talking on own like trying to figure out how this works.
03:06:45 Listen to the nuance I've seen in it for almost a year now.
03:06:52 Our man admitted
03:06:53 he set his own genitals on fire.
03:06:56 Look at her eyebrows.
03:06:57 I got one more time, her man admitted.
03:06:59 He said, his own genitals on fire.
03:07:02 Police say Christopher,
03:07:04 you the story Wayne first told them he'd been stabbed later.
03:07:08 Police or she's just thinking the same thing.
03:07:10 Everyone else is thinking.
03:07:11 Okay, I didn't realize.
03:07:13 I didn't realize penises were flammable.
03:07:15 Say he admitted to cutting off his genitals.
03:07:18 I know you can start
03:07:19 because you can start a campfire with Fritos or corn chips or potato chips.
03:07:24 I knew that, but I never thought you could start with a penis.
03:07:28 In the garage of his mother's home, the 36 year old then
03:07:32 reportedly told authorities starting off, she's having a little trouble.
03:07:36 It sounds like I think she's she's
03:07:38 I was going to say she's shook, but I think she's torn
03:07:42 right?
03:07:44 His genitals in the garage of his mother's home
03:07:48 that his genitals.
03:07:50 What a fuck.
03:07:51 Starts a conversation like that
03:07:54 off his genitals in the garage of his mother's home.
03:07:58 The 36 year old
03:07:59 then reportedly told authorities he poured gasoline on the dismembered.
03:08:03 Oh yeah, I've heard the story like ten other places, and nobody's
03:08:06 said he poured gasoline on it organ and set it on fire.
03:08:11 Our sister station in Indianapolis reports that he is now thinking,
03:08:15 why not, Brother Station?
03:08:16 We're talking about a penis here, facing a charge of arson.
03:08:19 Oh, wait, because it's a sister. Now.
03:08:22 A man admitted he set his own genitals on fire.
03:08:26 And as long as my feet go, that's my favorite part of the whole story.
03:08:31 Is it?
03:08:31 Consider setting your genitals on fire.
03:08:33 That's what everybody watching wonders. Gary's got a question.
03:08:37 Is it gay?
03:08:41 No, it was
03:08:42 okay if it was somebody else's penis. It's
03:08:47 if you.
03:08:47 That's not what makes things not gay.
03:08:51 It's my property.
03:08:53 That's what I'm thinking.
03:08:54 So I could do whatever I want with it.
03:08:55 Right?
03:08:57 Because it's my fucking property.
03:09:00 We could be, but.
03:09:03 Oh, the pilot. Yeah.
03:09:04 We're going to do a little travel.
03:09:06 Let's do flat trans travel segment.
03:09:11 You worthless pile of shit.
03:09:14 I know it doesn't matter.
03:09:16 Oh, this is my property.
03:09:18 Did you hear about this?
03:09:19 It's a man. Bring.
03:09:21 I was going to bring the story to the, To the show, but it was just like.
03:09:24 It was just.
03:09:25 It was just like a, you know, a telling of the tale.
03:09:28 This one does a good job because it use the actual flight footage
03:09:31 of the plane landing combined with the air traffic control call,
03:09:35 but a, flight, air traffic, pilot
03:09:40 jumps out of the plane mid flight, kill himself
03:09:44 and leaves his student, who's on his final test
03:09:47 flight to get his license to land the plane by himself.
03:09:50 And he said some shit.
03:09:51 Like, I think the guy describes it in the video.
03:09:53 So what? We'll, we'll let him take it from here.
03:09:56 Turn it. Turns out it was going to be.
03:09:58 It turns out it was a mr.
03:09:59 beast prank.
03:10:00 He he had a parachute. And was it really?
03:10:04 I know it was.
03:10:05 You know, but it's not.
03:10:06 It sounds like it, doesn't it?
03:10:07 No, no, that would be annoying.
03:10:09 The plane, you know, like I just ran out.
03:10:14 Yeah. I'm sorry.
03:10:15 You know what? You have a what now?
03:10:16 A what now?
03:10:17 Like, we have to make sure you said there you go.
03:10:20 There. Right?
03:10:21 You were very specific, but let me make sure you.
03:10:24 I think we have a sound drive, like, What? Now?
03:10:26 I know I just ran off the back of the plane for you.
03:10:33 Dude, seriously.
03:10:34 Hold on.
03:10:35 And then, let me let us
03:10:39 in on the back of the plane for.
03:10:41 I think we do to thank.
03:10:44 God damn it.
03:10:44 If you break out here, I'm not making a claim for
03:10:49 doing
03:10:51 what now?
03:10:52 What now?
03:10:54 Let's try to time it right.
03:10:55 Okay.
03:10:56 I thought I thought you had to run out the side of a plane.
03:10:58 I know, but I ran out the back of the plane.
03:11:02 I think we do. What?
03:11:03 What? No. Ran out. Okay, you'll get it this time.
03:11:06 You're gonna put it right now on the plane.
03:11:10 What do you think? You anyway.
03:11:12 Okay, the plane been on both sides of it.
03:11:14 I'm like, nail the same.
03:11:17 Oh, you only do it again.
03:11:18 Yeah. Oh, my.
03:11:19 You on the back of the plane?
03:11:22 I think we do.
03:11:23 What? No.
03:11:24 Ran out the back of the plane.
03:11:25 Remember to.
03:11:28 This is stupid.
03:11:29 Oh, my God, you ran off the back of the plane.
03:11:32 Enemy, right?
03:11:33 No, just ran out of the plane.
03:11:39 Oh, you know, I'm hoping, you know, really?
03:11:42 Back to the line.
03:11:43 I am the copilot, you asshole,
03:11:46 I was.
03:11:48 Would you like me?
03:11:49 Yeah.
03:11:50 Good news is, is we do have a hold on.
03:11:51 Wait. What?
03:11:53 This guy's, like, eerily calm about it, though, you know, it's like.
03:11:56 Did you throw him out?
03:11:57 Are you sure you didn't throw him out
03:12:00 and, like,
03:12:03 go back to people?
03:12:05 Yeah.
03:12:06 How do we know you do not. Do
03:12:10 that? Because he said goodbye.
03:12:12 I don't.
03:12:14 So you don't have the telling.
03:12:15 He just said that he didn't.
03:12:17 We just know that.
03:12:18 Oh, that's probably on a black box, but it's on a black box.
03:12:21 See. Well, yeah.
03:12:22 And the dead body, they probably had to retrieve from the mountains.
03:12:25 Yeah, but they don't.
03:12:26 You don't have the pilot no longer, sir.
03:12:28 Technically means you do have a copilot.
03:12:31 I threw my plane
03:12:33 and now I need to land the plane, so I need to think of an excuse. Sir.
03:12:37 You keep saying the back of the plane,
03:12:38 but there's really no way to jump out of the back of the plane.
03:12:41 I know it's like an army plane. Side of the plane.
03:12:43 The side of the back. The back of a side.
03:12:47 Because he knows it's not going to be as much of a disturbance.
03:12:50 Sir, you're flying 200 miles an hour.
03:12:52 It looks like he looks like he.
03:12:55 He jumped out of the side of the plane.
03:12:56 He just now looks behind.
03:12:59 Would you like me to know where he got out or he got me on your ass?
03:13:03 No. No, sir.
03:13:04 Honestly, I don't give a shit about him any more.
03:13:06 Please help me land this plane.
03:13:07 Yeah, I don't want to die. Yeah.
03:13:09 So you're worried about the pilot that just jumped out of your plane?
03:13:12 No, sir. Not anymore. Just help me land this plane.
03:13:15 Yeah, well,
03:13:16 if it's kind of important that you make some kind of a record now, though,
03:13:19 so we know the vicinity to start searching.
03:13:21 Sir, I don't give a fuck about the pilot.
03:13:25 We're going to circle back.
03:13:29 So you're saying you don't want us
03:13:30 to make note of where you lost the pilot he got out at, or he got me on track.
03:13:34 Got me on track.
03:13:38 Me coming up? Yes.
03:13:42 I need you there.
03:13:43 Oh, wait.
03:13:43 There's no way he's at this point. Wait.
03:13:46 At this point,
03:13:46 the radio, the air traffic controller just thinks he's just a regular old pilot.
03:13:50 Did he? He didn't say I'm a student or anything.
03:13:52 That's okay.
03:13:53 If you're a student driver or you need to let
03:13:55 the emergency responders know that, like, right.
03:13:57 Hey, I don't have legs
03:13:59 or, you know, if you don't have a leg, whatever the situation
03:14:01 is, that's the first thing out of your mouth.
03:14:03 From now on, you literally jump out the back of the plane without a parachute.
03:14:09 Am I on that?
03:14:10 That, cranky anchors?
03:14:14 Right.
03:14:15 Did you need to be overcome on what, an asshole?
03:14:19 Well, let's see, what do you need some? Yeah.
03:14:22 And, sir, I understand you said it three times.
03:14:24 The pilot jumped out of the plane. What do you want?
03:14:26 What do you need from me?
03:14:29 What do you think? So other.
03:14:31 You know I need him. Like, what did he say?
03:14:34 Do you need me to circle back?
03:14:37 The circle back and get him back to you?
03:14:41 Do you need something else with the circle K?
03:14:43 Do you need to do something else?
03:14:44 Circle or something like the circle K could
03:14:49 the circle
03:14:50 I know I need to land.
03:14:51 I'm just making you aware.
03:14:53 You have a dead body now because does do the circle or something
03:14:57 like wait, I'm like like maybe like, hey, do you need help landing?
03:15:01 Do you need a circle around? Oh, wait a minute.
03:15:04 I just had a muscle spent on body.
03:15:07 There's a dead guy. He's.
03:15:09 Yeah, right.
03:15:10 He's he's trying to be, like, sensitive
03:15:13 about the topic and still very factual.
03:15:16 But you're being obtuse at this point.
03:15:21 And maybe he thinks, well, no, this isn't a phone call.
03:15:24 This is air traffic control.
03:15:25 It's not like it's a fucking prank.
03:15:27 And you need to do something.
03:15:30 Oh, no. I need to land.
03:15:32 I'm just making you aware you're gonna have a dead body right here.
03:15:36 Because you actually see.
03:15:37 And he was marking the body.
03:15:39 He's like, you want to mark this point on the radar?
03:15:41 Because somewhere in a 100 mile circle around me,
03:15:44 there's what's left of the pilot that I just said three times.
03:15:46 Jumped out the back of the plane.
03:15:48 Now, the back of the plane four times.
03:15:53 And weirdly, it's James Hetfield
03:15:54 from Metallica who happens to be jumping out the plane.
03:15:58 I go down, tighten myself tight.
03:16:01 This down.
03:16:02 Oh my mike.
03:16:03 Oh hell.
03:16:05 So what do you think of his choice to end it?
03:16:08 Because clearly that's why he had no parachute.
03:16:11 Maybe he was crazy.
03:16:12 He's going to.
03:16:12 He's going to just plead insanity. But.
03:16:15 So let's just say that this plane was it, I don't know, 10,000ft.
03:16:21 How long do you fall
03:16:24 and regret
03:16:26 and fall
03:16:29 and regret?
03:16:31 Yes, honey.
03:16:32 Put on that party dress and fall on
03:16:37 and regret.
03:16:41 Okay, that's a drawer story.
03:16:43 So we'll wait for Drawer to return.
03:16:46 I don't know, it seems like the way that,
03:16:49 he just kind of made it, set his piece and then left,
03:16:53 it kind of seemed like he was okay with it.
03:16:56 But, yeah, you have a whole way down that you're kind of.
03:16:58 He very broad.
03:16:59 Something he probably like, he's, you know, having a beverage or something,
03:17:02 just kind of like, oh, he's waiting for the ground to get there.
03:17:06 I think he weighed the consequences.
03:17:07 And it's like there's a lot of people I see.
03:17:11 Not not me personally, but they'll, they'll they'll rue the day,
03:17:14 you know, when they find my dead body or whatever.
03:17:16 Like they think, you know, I mean, it it is.
03:17:17 Well, it's it's just weird because he I don't know,
03:17:20 he must have already been a pilot before he decided to kill himself.
03:17:24 Because if he, like, were to want to do that, he would just take up skydiving.
03:17:29 But you have to do a lot of tandem dives first
03:17:33 before you're able to do it by yourself.
03:17:36 No one did, right?
03:17:38 So he wanted to go and he wanted it to be memorable.
03:17:40 He wanted people to talk about it and leave,
03:17:42 but he didn't want a stupid idea about the plane out.
03:17:45 He didn't want to take the plane out.
03:17:47 He didn't want the plane to hurt somebody he didn't want to like.
03:17:50 So he just wanted somebody else to be able to land the plane.
03:17:52 So he, like, he I'm sure he set this up for months.
03:17:55 This is planned for quite a while. He's like the second
03:17:59 he's like, you land the
03:18:00 plane, I'm out because I can't do this on my own and land the plane.
03:18:03 You know, I can't jump out and land the plane.
03:18:08 Yeah.
03:18:11 Look, I think he can fly.
03:18:13 Yeah, I don't know you.
03:18:15 It'll all clear up on at WrestleMania, I'm sure after, like, the 30s.
03:18:20 Do you start flapping or thinking or start looking for a spot?
03:18:24 Like thinking you can steer and land because you knew him.
03:18:26 I mean, you've seen the movies and, you know, video games do the same thing
03:18:30 where, like, you know, this will slow you down
03:18:34 and then you can do the bullet like and go ahead first, like, do you sure.
03:18:37 Do you think you you think you speed it up or you think you slowed down?
03:18:40 You're like, I want to get this over with or do you go, hey, let me have a last
03:18:43 few moments here.
03:18:45 Everybody regrets it.
03:18:46 So as soon as he fell, he started looking for water or trees or his
03:18:50 his brains is calculating how he can somehow survive this.
03:18:53 He probably freaked out and passed out from just.
03:18:55 And then he woke up again,
03:18:56 and then freaked out again because he's like, oh no. What?
03:18:58 What's going on? Am I dreaming?
03:19:00 So, you know, when you dream, when
03:19:02 you know when you fall, you know, just from shock.
03:19:05 Even like I don't have dreams.
03:19:09 I'm just saying. Yeah.
03:19:10 Like, when you were younger, you know, you dream that you're falling younger.
03:19:15 He's, to have this dream, that falling.
03:19:17 I was, like, falling off the roof of my house.
03:19:19 At my parents house.
03:19:22 You just have the feeling that you're falling, like, I'm sure, like you
03:19:24 probably get jump out, you get shocked, you pass out, you wake
03:19:28 up, you're like, oh, I'm dreaming. I'm falling.
03:19:29 But like it,
03:19:31 you're like, wait, I was told, you know, if you land, you die in your dream.
03:19:35 You die in real life.
03:19:37 What if you
03:19:38 did die in your dream and it's just another
03:19:41 string, another frequency
03:19:44 energy or. Oh.
03:19:51 We already covered this,
03:19:55 I forgot,
03:19:57 I just I just want to see
03:19:58 if I don't remember it.
03:20:02 It sounds amazing.
03:20:04 The fire here water.
03:20:06 It's really not okay.
03:20:10 You can hear like you hear little Star Wars lasers.
03:20:13 You hear me?
03:20:14 Fish died because the fucking temperature change of the water there you.
03:20:20 They tried to pour it out
03:20:22 with sand, which did not work.
03:20:27 Fresh. Delicious. Tasty.
03:20:30 Meaty, turkey filled cold cut combo.
03:20:44 Nothing new.
03:20:44 Reaction.
03:20:45 This morning, after Turkish authorities
03:20:46 banned a cruise ship from docking in its ports.
03:20:49 The cruise docking is, Lgbtiq, right?
03:20:53 The insertion of one man's glands into the foreskin of another.
03:20:57 Docking of a gay cruise ship is a very large, fat.
03:21:00 Sorry, everyone.
03:21:02 Queue.
03:21:02 Plus travelers as well as other international travelers.
03:21:04 We're going from Athens, Greece to Venice, Italy.
03:21:07 Multiple stops along the way.
03:21:09 Turkey penis, moral standards and family values in its decision.
03:21:14 Now no passengers this morning.
03:21:16 Egypt.
03:21:18 Where's the, ice guy now
03:21:21 from that last video, we really finds out that there's a whole cruise ship.
03:21:25 I mean, there's a whole there's two countries that don't know.
03:21:28 He knows about this cruise ship.
03:21:29 He's on it quite often. So.
03:21:33 All right, so if I like, let's just say I'm in the regulars.
03:21:36 And I think that this is hatred.
03:21:38 If I think gay being gay is hatred, which I don't. But if I was,
03:21:42 where is all the
03:21:44 inclusion and acceptance when it comes to these countries and their way of life?
03:21:49 They're like, why aren't why isn't that respected?
03:21:51 Because it doesn't align with theirs.
03:21:53 Well, if they want a bunch of immigration from other countries,
03:21:56 I mean, this is what they're asking for.
03:22:00 I mean, you've seen Saudi Arabia, right?
03:22:03 No, I've never been there, never seen it, heard about it.
03:22:07 I think they throw gay people off buildings.
03:22:10 Yeah. And they do.
03:22:12 So I mean, so why are people why did a gay cruise ship try to even dock there?
03:22:16 Because they thought we're going to change the world.
03:22:18 Virgin is that guy that thinks he can or he died.
03:22:21 I don't know who's running Virgin.
03:22:22 Also denying entry of their ship. How's your virgin stock?
03:22:25 Because it's about to plummet. Virgin voyages.
03:22:27 And those passengers tell me that their stop to Istanbul was canceled
03:22:31 after backlash over a planned Lgbtq+ event.
03:22:35 Now they have an extra day at sea and a changed itinerary.
03:22:37 After diverting last minute from their stop in.
03:22:40 And to be clear, I've learned that happens to cruises all the time.
03:22:43 For one reason or another, they get turned away at port often,
03:22:47 and then they either have a
03:22:48 backup port, or they just spend a day at sea.
03:22:52 Could you?
03:22:53 I mean, I guess
03:22:53 it's different driving, obviously, because you're on a cruise ship, but
03:22:57 sorry, we're not going to be to stop for dinner today.
03:22:59 We're just going keep driving on the freeway.
03:23:01 I have a date.
03:23:02 We're going to have a day on the freeway.
03:23:04 I spoke with this South Florida man who is on that ship.
03:23:07 He's there with his husband.
03:23:09 Look, he's got, abolish Ice Shirt bend.
03:23:13 He says that the changes have been disappointing,
03:23:15 but their community is resilient.
03:23:18 Important port of call update.
03:23:20 We do not let.
03:23:23 And I'm not going to say it's like.
03:23:25 So yeah, it's like it is like been yet again like look out, look out.
03:23:29 Or look I'm saying look because that's the show.
03:23:31 But listen how Lisp is.
03:23:33 It's like it's like, yeah, it's like it is.
03:23:35 And yet again, like, people are saying it's not okay to be gay. Yep.
03:23:39 It's fucking with his, noise machine.
03:23:41 And people keep saying, I get this again,
03:23:44 yet again, like people are saying it's not okay to be gay.
03:23:48 Josh, you're just you're what you are is not okay.
03:23:52 Yes, yes.
03:23:54 I don't agree with it because I haven't I honestly have no problems
03:23:57 with gay people, but that country absolutely has a problem.
03:24:00 Yes. You've you've you've pinpointed it.
03:24:03 Okay. I mean, I have no problem gay people.
03:24:04 I do think gay sex is gross, but
03:24:08 that's your preference. Yeah.
03:24:09 I just think they shouldn't,
03:24:10 they shouldn't they like that's they'd have to accept that.
03:24:15 Otherwise they're not accepting that I don't care.
03:24:17 I just find it gross.
03:24:18 I find onions gross.
03:24:19 I find tomatoes gross.
03:24:21 Right. But why do they say, oh, you're hateful.
03:24:24 You can't you're not allowed to do that.
03:24:25 I'm like, wait a minute, you're you're whole spiel is acceptance.
03:24:27 Accept my fucking accept my way.
03:24:31 And I find what you're saying is not harmful.
03:24:32 The same thing. I don't mean like, you know,
03:24:36 careful.
03:24:36 I get what you're doing.
03:24:37 But somebody could turn that.
03:24:40 I could turn that real easy.
03:24:41 So all gross things.
03:24:42 So you saying you're saying gay people are gross?
03:24:45 Oh, I see,
03:24:47 no, but, really quick here,
03:24:49 throw it to Norm MacDonald, an Olympic news. U.S.
03:24:53 cross-country skier, Jesse Diggins collapsed in pain
03:24:56 after winning a bronze medal.
03:24:58 That's incredible, because now there have been
03:25:00 two women crying, her and Lindsey Vonn, and they're both American.
03:25:03 And you wonder why Saudi Arabia hides their women behind sheets
03:25:06 and doesn't even let them drive,
03:25:07 let alone strap some skis to their feet and push them off a mountain.
03:25:10 I'm getting.
03:25:10 The Saudis do have a female skier, Sharif of Altitude diary.
03:25:14 They only do that whole pushing off a mountain thing to the gas.
03:25:19 Well, now.
03:25:21 Well, the.
03:25:24 You know, speaking of,
03:25:26 this segment is brought to you by cab maneuver.
03:25:30 One HIV pill a day doesn't seem like much.
03:25:32 Him having to take it every day doesn't seem like much, but
03:25:35 it allows you to fuck.
03:25:38 So this is the.
03:25:40 This is.
03:25:42 Forget the disease.
03:25:43 Forget the lifestyle.
03:25:44 He doesn't like that. He has to take a pill every day. And it's.
03:25:47 It's symbolized by this somehow.
03:25:50 Restrain this gay fucking pill.
03:25:54 Sling.
03:25:55 I'm. It's started.
03:25:56 It's pills. It's the.
03:25:57 It's all the pills.
03:25:58 It was time to let my daily HIV pills go.
03:26:00 That's why I chose.
03:26:02 Now this just to let you know, this is.
03:26:03 I call this Aids in 2026.
03:26:05 It's not an affliction anymore. It is a joy.
03:26:08 It is a joy to have.
03:26:10 I look how happy this guy is.
03:26:12 You don't have to be.
03:26:13 It bends down like an inch, has a nicer curve.
03:26:17 You don't have to be restricted by pills every day.
03:26:20 You can fuck anything you want and just take care.
03:26:23 Cabin UVA Avenue for
03:26:27 I it's so pleasant that you'll feel like you are floating with butterflies.
03:26:32 For adults who are undetectable in this part, I don't understand.
03:26:35 I don't understand the butterflies.
03:26:37 What do the butterflies represent?
03:26:38 I think I got like ten minutes into it and I was like, I the Illuminati.
03:26:42 I'm being serious.
03:26:43 What are the butterflies symbolize?
03:26:44 The Illuminati change, gay stuff.
03:26:49 Gay stuff.
03:26:50 Yeah, I've come across that.
03:26:55 Okay, so now we just wait.
03:26:56 So now this is the gay. This is the gay lifestyle.
03:26:58 So first of all, he's wearing like,
03:27:01 doll clothes, green, blue.
03:27:04 He comes upon a guy that this woman was just watching me
03:27:07 as this guy was sucking this guy.
03:27:09 Want to assume that that's a lesbian or that's just their straight woman friend?
03:27:12 No, she's a she's just a spectator.
03:27:15 Okay?
03:27:15 This guy, why does he have his leg up on the thing if he wasn't showing off?
03:27:18 Because he's like, got to be all natural.
03:27:19 He's like, hey, like, this is how us dudes just kind of naturally.
03:27:25 So if you were sitting with your friends and one of your friends was you
03:27:27 this close with the guy in the T in the tan yellow shirt,
03:27:30 if one of your friends put his leg up on the bench like that,
03:27:33 you would either punch him in the nuts or tell him to move immediately.
03:27:35 I just be like, bro, get your foot.
03:27:36 Like, people sit there, get your fucking exactly right, right.
03:27:41 Unless we just stumbled upon a blowjob.
03:27:44 It's not there. They're behind. This is a long.
03:27:46 This isn't like on the road he's standing.
03:27:48 It almost looks, you know, how would you remember when you.
03:27:50 I have not yeah.
03:27:51 Not comfortable because like in elementary school.
03:27:53 But you remember how like when you used to have your pictures taken an image
03:27:56 and they'd, like, tell you to go, oh do that. And it felt. Yeah.
03:27:59 It felt so unnatural. Unnatural.
03:28:01 Somebody told this guy to stand like this.
03:28:03 This is not a natural posture.
03:28:04 It was the guy in the yellow shirt.
03:28:06 He said, oh my God, here he comes.
03:28:08 Put your hard dick away right now.
03:28:13 Proven as effective as quick.
03:28:14 He's going to want to suck it down. I don't like this guy.
03:28:17 Yeah, dude, this guy is clearly alpha gay. Who?
03:28:20 Look at that.
03:28:21 He got a fucking chest and a half.
03:28:23 Unless it's just because he's black.
03:28:26 What is it?
03:28:27 This is the woman I have is the one.
03:28:29 I have a chest. Can you milk me? I'm not black.
03:28:31 Are these so you got three
03:28:32 shades of dark at the at the bench, and then you got a sniper black.
03:28:36 Dude, I'm glad they like you.
03:28:38 Yeah, they, like, know he's super dark.
03:28:40 Are they even racist themselves?
03:28:43 So in all honesty, one of Mount Rushmore
03:28:46 because they are not ranked one through four.
03:28:48 It is just oh, they're not four.
03:28:50 They're like your Mount Rushmore of shades of black.
03:28:55 You got, you got,
03:28:58 who's the three point shooter that I just ruined the joke.
03:29:00 Will Smith fucking Lee Snipes and
03:29:04 Wesley Snipes. He's he.
03:29:06 Dude, he's Wakanda forever. He's like black.
03:29:08 He closes his eyes.
03:29:09 You can't see him at night.
03:29:14 That is so offensive.
03:29:17 Wow. But it's true.
03:29:19 Even black people don't like really black people.
03:29:23 That's what I'm saying.
03:29:23 That's the whole point of that joker.
03:29:26 That guy's got a build fucking jet, but he can bench press a motherfucker.
03:29:29 I'm sure that they're all afraid of hell.
03:29:32 No, no, the dude in the chick holding hands
03:29:35 on the bench.
03:29:35 Just keep my, pills.
03:29:38 No, her hand is completely behind.
03:29:41 Are you sure?
03:29:42 Yeah.
03:29:43 She's holding her ass in the street like she's hiding her crack pipe
03:29:47 because he's like, this guy's either
03:29:49 going to want to smoke the crack or suck his dick, but either way,
03:29:52 what makes it keep my HIV in check?
03:29:55 Don't.
03:29:55 That's a really thick sweater to not have arms and sleeves on it.
03:29:58 Hey, Kevin.
03:29:59 Urging to.
03:30:00 It's angry and it's all so
03:30:03 dude, who wears a wool sweater without something under it
03:30:06 or taking certain medicines that may interact.
03:30:08 This guy got side effects included
03:30:10 because he's gay and he has no feeling like I don't care.
03:30:12 Kevin.
03:30:13 Reactions.
03:30:14 Yeah, for problems in depression, we wouldn't
03:30:15 need to make you get medical help even if he doesn't even look at the woman.
03:30:18 Look, this is so gay.
03:30:20 Look, he's like he's making eye contact with the tree.
03:30:23 He's making eye contact with the butterflies.
03:30:26 He sees the woman, and he wants to let her know that he's gay right off the bat.
03:30:29 Look in reactions. You're not going to charge straight forward.
03:30:31 She's off my dick. Look at that, dude.
03:30:34 No eye contact.
03:30:35 Reactions are fast action reactions, liver problems, and depression.
03:30:39 If these are curly angle help right away, tell your doctor about your medicines
03:30:42 or supplements. Medical conditions. That guy's horny.
03:30:47 Wait a minute.
03:30:47 Look at the two people with your hair.
03:30:49 Look at the fake hair. Why do.
03:30:52 What's up with his hair?
03:30:54 Yeah, there's a lot of different toys. You.
03:30:57 That guy's, like, 80 years old, and he has not a gray hair on his.
03:31:01 Yeah, the think the liver, kidney problems, mental health,
03:31:04 pregnancy and breastfeeding.
03:31:05 The most common side effect is injections. Yeah, I dye my hair.
03:31:08 If it made me look younger, I could, you know, but make me.
03:31:11 I mean, it does if it didn't look like shit, but it looks like shit.
03:31:13 So you're ready.
03:31:15 But then people see your face and they're like, oh, they're actually they.
03:31:17 You see the startled shock on their face when they get closer to you and realize
03:31:21 how old you really are, which to know just the people just go for the unnatural.
03:31:25 Like you either have to have the like.
03:31:28 Most of the celebrities have that two tone highlight look, or you do the,
03:31:32 like the jet black or like because there's no like
03:31:36 natural brown that, that you can so fake that it's blue.
03:31:40 It's it's just like, I don't know, it's it,
03:31:43 it's so blue.
03:31:45 We used to wonder, why are my girlfriends, best friends?
03:31:49 Dude, we used to wonder why his weight, why you switched from.
03:31:53 Hold on, hold on.
03:31:55 Why do you switch from our best friend of my girlfriend's?
03:31:58 But you, my girl, you want to be whatever you want to.
03:32:00 Make sure you say that.
03:32:02 No. Yeah, right, I don't know, I don't know that much.
03:32:04 But you were starting to take on your girlfriends. Best friends.
03:32:06 Because you are now one.
03:32:08 How's that work?
03:32:09 How's that working out? You like that?
03:32:11 You don't like them very much, do you? You didn't pick? No.
03:32:13 They're fine.
03:32:14 It's just he I didn't.
03:32:16 So you agree, I get it. All right. Go ahead. Sorry. Carry on.
03:32:21 Too late.
03:32:23 He, You said, like, highlights and shit.
03:32:27 And we always thought it was weird
03:32:28 because he would have these little highlights, and then, like,
03:32:29 he he would have, like, gray highlights, and it's like,
03:32:32 why would you, like, highlight your hair gray
03:32:34 and then like, next thing you knew, you, like, actually had gray hair.
03:32:37 And this bitch used to like talk about like my,
03:32:40 my little bit of gray hair as it came in to your little bitch.
03:32:44 My bitch and my bitch is like, yeah, I don't care.
03:32:48 And it was like, always weird because now it's like, oh,
03:32:50 but he had gray hair all along and his gray hair
03:32:53 is actually greater than my hair right now.
03:32:55 And it's like, hold on.
03:32:57 Like what a weird of a.
03:33:01 Fucking people are weird, man.
03:33:04 If it makes you feel better.
03:33:06 No, but like, that's fine.
03:33:08 But like a comment on my hair when your dude's, like, dying his.
03:33:11 And then, like, it's like, way worse.
03:33:12 And you're, like, going, oh, what's he doing?
03:33:15 Oh, yeah. He doesn't even want to die in his hair.
03:33:17 And it's like, no, I don't like it's like, oh,
03:33:19 I wonder why you're saying that because you're fucking tired.
03:33:22 I look, I would look at it right in the angle.
03:33:24 Don't you think it's weird that you care more about that than I do?
03:33:27 It's a competition. Yeah, it's a competition to her.
03:33:29 And she's like, shit.
03:33:31 But it's a competition that nobody else is even playing,
03:33:34 which is very disappointing.
03:33:35 Yeah, yeah, that's the problem.
03:33:37 But this this guy. Go now. Let him go.
03:33:40 I got an idea.
03:33:42 Let him go.
03:33:43 But it was still somebody else's video.
03:33:45 Wait. It's chicken.
03:33:47 You try to attack in the middle of the night and you killed chickens.
03:33:52 You killed my chickens.
03:33:56 Is it now?
03:33:57 I got a new chicken today.
03:33:59 Jesus. Our chicken.
03:34:02 And she fucking loves me.
03:34:04 She kind of looks like a friend of mine.
03:34:07 Hey, Charlie.
03:34:08 He literally stays on me like a rooster.
03:34:11 So it's not consensual.
03:34:12 It's not rooster. Damn fucking parrot.
03:34:14 Anybody else here?
03:34:15 This is granny. And she loves me.
03:34:19 She won't let me put her down because she can't.
03:34:22 God dang.
03:34:23 See, I can lose the shit out of me.
03:34:26 She's a chicken. She doesn't love anything.
03:34:29 Okay, go back, go back, go back, go back!
03:34:31 She's a dying giblet head.
03:34:33 She doesn't know where back is. Love me.
03:34:36 She loves me. Oh, is he doing Hank here?
03:34:39 Yes. This is.
03:34:40 Yeah, yeah. You missed it. It was awesome.
03:34:43 So the woman just started talking, like, is this the best one ever?
03:34:46 We just start all over. You got to watch. He's doing Hank on the.
03:34:49 What is it now? No, no, no, I chicken today.
03:34:52 She started it. Jesus.
03:34:55 Her name is granny. Wait. Now you're gone again.
03:34:57 I'm only rewinding it.
03:34:58 Sure you got it? Looks like I'm right here.
03:35:00 I'm doing my foot in first.
03:35:01 How did you do that?
03:35:02 Back for doing all the fucking.
03:35:05 So it's not a goddamn back. Oh, no. The chair.
03:35:07 Having a shirt of anybody else here? Yeah, that's
03:35:11 right there.
03:35:12 That's it. Watch this part I consensual.
03:35:14 It's not a rooster. Damn fucking parrot.
03:35:17 Anybody else here? This is granny.
03:35:19 And she loves you
03:35:21 to put her down, all right?
03:35:23 Because that's a good joke.
03:35:25 Dang.
03:35:25 See, I do mouse.
03:35:28 He's a chicken.
03:35:29 She doesn't love anything.
03:35:31 Okay, go back, go back, go back, go back.
03:35:33 She's a dying giblet head.
03:35:35 She doesn't know where back is.
03:35:37 She loves me.
03:35:38 She loves me.
03:35:40 I guess this is kind of adorable.
03:35:45 Oh, you're just reminding me of everyone today.
03:35:48 You are now one of my league employees.
03:35:52 Literally. What the hell?
03:35:53 It came up to me.
03:35:54 It was meant to be. Come on, baby.
03:35:56 But I was like, come up here, step up.
03:35:58 She can't step up. She doesn't know where up is.
03:36:01 She can't see because she's a genetic mistake.
03:36:04 You to learn how to cooperate here in this way.
03:36:06 What you said.
03:36:08 Oh, chickens are just ones that look like that forever.
03:36:10 Bread.
03:36:11 These things probably needs to be arrested.
03:36:14 Look, I'm trying to put the imadper down, and it won't let me.
03:36:17 It doesn't know what's down below.
03:36:19 She thinks it's liquid hot magma.
03:36:22 Magma.
03:36:23 I'm doing that.
03:36:25 It's not funny.
03:36:27 You're blind. Dinosaur is terrifying.
03:36:29 You can go help me see the ducks.
03:36:30 No, I think she's fresh out of that.
03:36:32 Sorry. Come on. She won't leave me.
03:36:36 You see me?
03:36:36 You got a birthmark or had a peck under her eye?
03:36:40 Stop. Stick.
03:36:42 So help me see the ducks.
03:36:43 No, I think she's fresh out of that.
03:36:46 Nice. Maybe.
03:36:46 Just like I had the little.
03:36:49 It's not a sty, but it's like below the.
03:36:51 But I see it, I feel mine.
03:36:54 The big thing that's huge is I think it's just a zit.
03:36:58 It's like with Mega two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
03:37:00 There's little dots.
03:37:01 I think the bird pecked the shit out of the you see me?
03:37:04 You like to try to pop that and it'd be like a little shower head of zit.
03:37:10 All right,
03:37:11 stand aside, oil baron.
03:37:14 We have a new nemesis.
03:37:20 And we've seen this before.
03:37:22 It ends.
03:37:22 That's the end.
03:37:27 It just ends with everything on fire.
03:37:35 Oh, that was, m.
03:37:42 What do we got left?
03:37:44 I was going to play a game here but I don't remember that game.
03:37:46 We're going to skip that.
03:37:47 What up next.
03:37:56 Well YouTuber gets it.
03:37:58 What did he say.
03:38:00 What did he say.
03:38:01 Hey. But this was this was what, you guys walked in, I mispronounced it.
03:38:06 Yeah, well, here we go.
03:38:08 Here's John Defender of black people.
03:38:10 Here we go.
03:38:11 All right. Smelly negro. I love that name.
03:38:14 Which we can't I swallow.
03:38:17 Come.
03:38:17 No, I.
03:38:22 And it is But he say that.
03:38:25 Why is he saying this? He's just reading the comments.
03:38:27 Yeah. Somebody there paid comments.
03:38:29 So when people pay for comments, you got to read them.
03:38:31 And somebody he should have been tipped off by the smelly Negro.
03:38:35 You have to read them.
03:38:36 No, you don't have to read them, especially the $2 ones.
03:38:39 But I mean, there's no like, guarantee.
03:38:41 But that's why they that's why they pay money.
03:38:43 We read all our comments. If you just comment, we'll read it.
03:38:45 We're not trying to make any money. We all have full time jobs.
03:38:48 This is just a hobby for us.
03:38:49 A therapy thing back on and it seems pretty.
03:38:52 Please comment which movie can't I swallow cum?
03:38:55 No, I
03:38:57 he didn't even really bizarre.
03:38:59 It didn't even faze him.
03:39:00 He didn't even care of the thing they're asking to read.
03:39:03 His eyes wallow knickers come.
03:39:09 Which hockey movie chant says I swallow knickers?
03:39:13 Are you sure this is. He has to know.
03:39:15 He's saying it to close.
03:39:17 Right? Well, but he's he.
03:39:19 This is probably 40th comment out of 100.
03:39:22 He's just going right down the lid.
03:39:23 You can see there's a whole list.
03:39:24 He's going to just he's reading them all one at a time.
03:39:27 And I don't by the way, I don't like when YouTubers do that.
03:39:30 If you do a comment like Covid psychosis see fledge comment.
03:39:35 It's so Covid psychosis.
03:39:36 I should have played that while we were talking about it.
03:39:38 Not at the end of the fucking stream like these guys do.
03:39:41 Okay, but this was this was what?
03:39:43 And defender of black people.
03:39:46 Here we go.
03:39:47 All right.
03:39:48 Smelly Negro. I love that name.
03:39:50 Which, hockey movie shit I swallow, niggas come.
03:39:53 No, I.
03:39:58 Oh. John.
03:39:59 Whoa.
03:40:02 It's.
03:40:05 So I opened up my phone the other day, and every once in a while,
03:40:08 you get new buttons on a Samsung, on an Android, on a Google.
03:40:12 I don't know if Apple does that.
03:40:14 Can you swipe down and have shortcut buttons like this on the Apple.
03:40:17 So you know what I'm looking at here.
03:40:19 Yeah, I'm assuming because Apple involved in most things.
03:40:21 But sure sure sure. Not not Xerox at all.
03:40:24 It was Apple. Yeah.
03:40:25 Keep telling yourself that.
03:40:27 All right. So,
03:40:29 the new ones, they're coming up.
03:40:31 Tell me what's coming up with the little red dot.
03:40:33 So I opened it the other day.
03:40:36 I know it's not that cool, but the next one says teleport.
03:40:39 I'm very excited.
03:40:42 You teleport.
03:40:44 I don't know it.
03:40:45 It's it's it's available buttons.
03:40:47 I haven't even added it yet because I'm a little nervous.
03:40:49 I don't it doesn't, I don't I want to read the manual first at least.
03:40:52 But yeah.
03:40:53 Coming soon. You again though, if you teleport.
03:40:56 You agreed.
03:40:58 It's something different.
03:40:59 But then my conscious I don't know.
03:41:01 Yeah, that's
03:41:03 I don't know. I'm not even going to add it.
03:41:04 But just to let you know, teleport is coming to Samsung phones.
03:41:08 Let me know if you have teleport on your phone.
03:41:13 Okay, this is your story.
03:41:14 You're so wide awake, which I'm shocked.
03:41:18 I know you're journaling.
03:41:20 You shared your entire day.
03:41:21 You get up early in the morning, but you know, gutsy.
03:41:23 That is.
03:41:24 I know you think that you just shared how one link entire
03:41:29 and I because I do that all the time.
03:41:31 Like when I work with computers, you can trust me.
03:41:33 I have not looked, but it's there for me to look.
03:41:36 I just want to let you know you're going to see a lot of dumb shit.
03:41:39 I know I I'm not I'm absolutely not you telling me I'm not.
03:41:43 Hours of me arguing with AI about stocks.
03:41:47 But. So before I share the screen, first of all, do you want me to share it right?
03:41:52 Not the whole history.
03:41:52 The what? You what?
03:41:53 You think you share it only.
03:41:54 I mean, I guess so, sure.
03:41:56 I mean, the really the crux of the problem, right.
03:42:01 So we'll start with.
03:42:02 So yeah, I didn't realize there's a couple other things attached to it, but,
03:42:06 so I was just my girlfriend and I were sorry.
03:42:10 I read a little bit of it, but,
03:42:12 with soccer matches going on, there was to Argentina and,
03:42:17 there was some Neanderthal like, looking motherfucker.
03:42:19 I think he was on, it was either England, Norway, Norway,
03:42:24 that guy you're talking with, one guy with no eyebrows.
03:42:27 He's caveman Neanderthal.
03:42:29 Yeah, yeah, I guess so. I was I was also, I guess.
03:42:32 Yeah. Yeah.
03:42:33 So started, like, liking them too.
03:42:34 Oh, I see it now.
03:42:35 The end of following him, right.
03:42:38 I forgot I kept calling on him. All right, I caught up to it.
03:42:40 There you go.
03:42:40 Perfect timing.
03:42:41 And so I go, okay.
03:42:44 He reminds me of somebody, and I like, on
03:42:47 the wrestling up and coming brand NXT.
03:42:50 There was a guy and I couldn't think of his name,
03:42:52 and so I just described him, and I'm like, what's this?
03:42:55 Who's the big me Viking looking dude in NXT?
03:42:58 And they're like, hey, how about this guy?
03:43:00 This guy? And I'm like, no, no, no. And normally.
03:43:03 And then the finally went to it gave me a couple more answers
03:43:06 and it was the last one of the couple answers.
03:43:08 And normally I just go, okay, I got my answer and I walk away.
03:43:12 But for some reason I decided to go, thank you.
03:43:15 Okay, I'm just going to appease the eye and go, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:43:18 No, because you're, you're you're anthropomorphizing it and making it human.
03:43:22 Van Wagner.
03:43:23 Van Wagner is who I was thinking of. Thanks.
03:43:26 Awesome.
03:43:27 It's incredibly common for fans to use those exact words to describe Van Wagner.
03:43:32 Is it Cal Bloom due to his unique rugged facial structure?
03:43:36 Again, this is like the Nordic looking Viking is what he's talking about.
03:43:39 He certainly stood out during his run in NXT 2.0
03:43:42 with his come Tuesday, come Tuesday, come Tuesday.
03:43:46 Right.
03:43:46 Well this going I'm going to cop part I didn't come Tuesday catchphrase
03:43:52 do I need to read the rest?
03:43:53 No. His powerful style.
03:43:55 No. Following his release, he transitioned.
03:43:57 He transitioned to an independent oh, I'm sorry to an independent wrestler.
03:44:00 I thought I was going somewhere else.
03:44:02 He changed his name.
03:44:02 He transitioned.
03:44:05 If you'd like, I'll finish it.
03:44:07 If you like.
03:44:07 I can look up what promotions he blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
03:44:13 Wait. What?
03:44:14 Come Tuesday, come Tuesday, like semen?
03:44:18 No, no. Definitely no. This is a no no.
03:44:20 Definitely not like semen.
03:44:21 It was an accidental fanatic's meme.
03:44:23 The actual phrase he said on television was come see me Tuesday,
03:44:26 referencing the day of the week that WWE NXT airs,
03:44:30 how it became a meme, blah blah blah.
03:44:32 Nobody cares.
03:44:32 He became me, blah blah blah.
03:44:34 Okay, so why did you say come Tuesday, come Tuesday instead of come Tuesday,
03:44:38 come Tuesday?
03:44:39 Kind of odd and gross and sexual harassment,
03:44:42 I, I apologize for making you uncomfortable.
03:44:45 I completely understand why seeing it written that way was offputting.
03:44:48 Well, first of all, he didn't say was off putting.
03:44:50 He said it was gross and kind of odd.
03:44:53 So you're all the guys just going off completely and bizarre.
03:44:55 Okay, that was an error on my part.
03:44:57 The spelling I use is how the internet community explicitly spells
03:44:59 the meme online to mark his promo delivery,
03:45:03 but I should have clarified the actual phrase first
03:45:05 instead of dropping it in text without context.
03:45:07 It was not intended to be vulgar or offensive, but I see how it came across
03:45:12 and he spelled came correctly.
03:45:16 If you'd like to shift gears, I can give you a hand job.
03:45:19 Wait.
03:45:21 It's getting very sexual for no reason.
03:45:23 Let me know if you can.
03:45:25 If if you want to see
03:45:26 where Cal Bloom is wrestling now, or if we can move on
03:45:29 to a different topic entirely. Dude, he's grooming you.
03:45:32 The topic entirely different is.
03:45:34 Okay, well, I want to sue you now, see?
03:45:36 Now, wait a minute.
03:45:37 Now you sound like the fucking abolish ice guy.
03:45:39 All of a sudden I want to make sure you get in trouble, I dare you.
03:45:43 It's my property.
03:45:44 Here's what I would say.
03:45:45 I was just curious if it would agree with me.
03:45:47 And if I got it to agree with me, then.
03:45:49 Then I would have a case right out of which I like this.
03:45:53 I did get it to agree with me.
03:45:54 You read your part and I'll read. I.
03:45:57 I can't read it.
03:45:59 Okay, well, I want to sue you in Google for sexual harassment.
03:46:02 I'm asking about wrestling.
03:46:03 I could be the kid.
03:46:05 I completely understand your anger. Anger.
03:46:08 And I'm deeply sorry for using that spelling.
03:46:10 It was completely inappropriate, especially without
03:46:12 considering that a minor could be reading this.
03:46:14 My goal was to provide accurate blah blah blah blah.
03:46:16 It was oversight.
03:46:17 Hi guys, isn't I? I don't have legal rights.
03:46:19 So this is to the I'm going to sue you as an
03:46:21 I don't have legal rights, personal assets or ability to be sued directly.
03:46:25 That's a problem.
03:46:27 Legal matters regarding the service are handled through Google's
03:46:29 corporate channels.
03:46:31 If you are a parent or guardian and now suddenly it kicks in the boilerplate
03:46:35 they must get a lot of they must get a lot of complaints
03:46:38 like, look, they literally give you the address.
03:46:39 This is what you need to do legally to cover my ass.
03:46:42 I will strictly ensure our conversation remains entirely professional
03:46:45 moving forward.
03:46:46 Please let me know how you could or how you would like me to proceed.
03:46:50 Whether that is concerning with wrestling questions
03:46:53 under strict professional boundaries, or ending the session here.
03:46:56 Now I want to do this, but I waited for the show.
03:46:58 May I continue?
03:47:00 I would like a hand job.
03:47:03 Oh, you get that.
03:47:04 You get to continue.
03:47:05 I can add on to my shirt.
03:47:07 Come look at you.
03:47:12 23 intense Handjob tips.
03:47:14 So it completely forgot everything that you just said.
03:47:17 And I think I just ruined your losses.
03:47:20 Pump push you the links.
03:47:22 No, you need a yell and how to give a good hand job.
03:47:24 I don't want to give a good job.
03:47:28 No, dude.
03:47:29 So my my, my bitches, sister, her kids were having a soccer.
03:47:34 There was a soccer game, and she couldn't find where the shit was.
03:47:38 And so I started asking, I like, hey, is there an adjacent soccer field
03:47:41 that's in this area?
03:47:43 And the fucking thing told me that, no, there's
03:47:46 no there is no soccer games with this league on Saturdays.
03:47:52 And I'm like, I it's fucking Sunday.
03:47:55 It's Sunday wasn't.
03:47:56 Wait. And is it? Maybe you're right.
03:47:59 Was it four hours to midnight because it was.
03:48:01 No it was, it was a long, 10 a.m., 10:30 a.m.
03:48:07 on Sunday. So you want to hear something funny? The.
03:48:10 I didn't know what day of the week it was.
03:48:13 Listen, I'm going to tell you something that may help you.
03:48:15 It doesn't. You know why? Because you know how it tells time.
03:48:18 Oh, yeah. It's.
03:48:18 I got confused by. Oh, sure.
03:48:21 When Linux started, somebody just literally started
03:48:24 saying start counting from now.
03:48:26 And it's been counting since it started.
03:48:27 And that number is how it determines time.
03:48:30 It's really kind of stupid. It works. But
03:48:34 okay, so I said,
03:48:37 I said no, I want like hack that
03:48:39 I come back, I want to ask grok
03:48:43 if I can, to Google over this and see what grok says.
03:48:46 It gave me more links about how to sexually gratify myself online, so no.
03:48:49 So give me links. I said no links. You tell me.
03:48:52 And I said I cannot engage in sexually explicit roleplay or generated.
03:48:55 I'm going to go I'm going to go to grok.
03:48:57 Then wait, I'm going to go to grok, then threaten to use a different pipeline.
03:49:03 But when you ask it, what did you ask it when it started?
03:49:08 I don't know.
03:49:11 I didn't ask it anything about
03:49:13 when I asked about it, said, come, let me on Tuesday.
03:49:17 Wagner.
03:49:18 You sure as fuck wanted to sex.
03:49:24 Oh yeah. Right. Me
03:49:27 oh, you're,
03:49:29 Now I want it because I do not have access to previous conversation history.
03:49:33 Yeah I see yeah, that's that's a good. It's right there.
03:49:35 What are you talking about?
03:49:37 It doesn't have access to it.
03:49:39 How do you have access to paste it all.
03:49:41 That's a good use of that previous.
03:49:43 That's it though.
03:49:44 Use of only that or like other chats or the
03:49:47 had like we see sound a little worried now.
03:49:50 No, no I'm just saying I don't give a shit.
03:49:53 I've asked I ask a weird shit.
03:49:54 I just I'm not afraid of it.
03:49:56 I'm just letting you know.
03:49:58 Yeah, I'm not afraid of it.
03:49:59 I'm just going to jump out the back of this plane.
03:50:04 No, I promise you, I will not read it.
03:50:06 I will delete the link and never go there.
03:50:07 I do that you don't.
03:50:09 You would, I could be I was only two.
03:50:11 There was only 2 or 3 chats before that. I thought it was.
03:50:14 You were just sharing the snippet. Yeah. Just.
03:50:17 Right. Yep.
03:50:18 Unless I can't just delete your link and get access, there's like 1 or 2.
03:50:22 There was 1 or 2 right?
03:50:23 Oh, there wasn't a big long string, was it?
03:50:26 No. That particular that was I would call that shit
03:50:29 I don't care, I would call that your conversation.
03:50:32 But if you delete some of the hash code at the top, I can see all your.
03:50:36 I won't though I promise I will just I don't want to know, you know,
03:50:40 what happens is once I know then then it's a problem.
03:50:42 I'd rather just not know easier that way.
03:50:45 Yeah okay. This a liability.
03:50:49 But I'm never I'm to people.
03:50:52 I will put some shit looking for files somewhere.
03:50:54 Can you find a file for me?
03:50:55 And they have no idea what it's called.
03:50:57 So I start clicking on stuff I've seen things don't know with them.
03:51:01 Right next to me about it was like when I was younger and I did.
03:51:04 I would just be like, what is that?
03:51:05 And now that I try just to act like it doesn't even exist
03:51:09 and everyone knows it exists, we're both sitting there.
03:51:11 It's right there.
03:51:12 And I just close it quietly and keep looking.
03:51:16 Did you want to explain what you were doing with that animal?
03:51:19 No, obviously I would have a it was not animals.
03:51:21 It was just embarrassing stuff.
03:51:23 I would have, a legal obligation to report if it was something illegal
03:51:29 while conspiracy theorists.
03:51:31 Conspiracy.
03:51:31 Oh, this is, Charlie Kirk.
03:51:33 Yeah, cuz they're doing that court thing.
03:51:35 So this is, I think from the court thing.
03:51:38 Yeah.
03:51:39 I mean, the constitutional process, the process of trial of innocent
03:51:43 until proven guilty, which even though I think
03:51:44 this guy's a piece of shit, if he really murdered a.
03:51:46 He deserves this.
03:51:48 This is.
03:51:49 You might be accused of something one day, right? You can.
03:51:51 You can agree on Shapiro accused of something.
03:51:53 The constitutional due process is really important.
03:51:57 While conspiracy.
03:51:57 Someone says he's been doing some conspiracy shit on this for quite a while,
03:52:02 and Ben Shapiro did a whole episode, pretty much mocking her in her own,
03:52:06 like, kind of roundabout way of like he kind of mimicked her.
03:52:11 I'm just asking a question.
03:52:13 It was ridiculously funny, but at the same time, for him to go that far, he he's
03:52:17 he must have been pretty pissed off at her because she keeps who who again?
03:52:22 Candace Owens yeah, because she keeps making.
03:52:25 And he started going oh what if what if Candace Owens is the one who had,
03:52:28 you know, because she's making assertions, assumptions about fucking, no.
03:52:34 Hold on.
03:52:34 She's making no assertions.
03:52:36 She's just asking questions.
03:52:38 Right? Yeah, that's what he said. Yeah. That's what that's what the.
03:52:40 Oh, I'm just asking questions like he does the whole like the same
03:52:43 the say he has a pretty well he does a good impersonation of her.
03:52:48 Well, what if Ben Shapiro rapes little children.
03:52:50 What if that what if that's true?
03:52:53 I have I have no evidence saying he is.
03:52:56 No, I'm just asking questions.
03:52:58 Asking questions.
03:52:59 You know, because it is weird, right?
03:53:01 It's weird that they would do that, And I am Mr.
03:53:04 Conspiracy Theorist, but I also don't like baseless claims
03:53:08 that, like, it's okay to ask questions, but then
03:53:12 filter and weed those down to something
03:53:15 that's possible, palatable and
03:53:19 possibly proven while conspiracy theories.
03:53:21 That was the bullet.
03:53:22 So the bullet not going through it being the certain
03:53:26 caliber that it is that it would just there is no blood going on the other side.
03:53:29 So this this clears that up actually.
03:53:32 So is this like from medical examiners or this is from the court.
03:53:38 This is from the court case.
03:53:39 Well, conspiracy theorists insist no 30 odd six could possibly behave this way.
03:53:43 The round blasted into Charlie Kirk's neck, crushed his vertebra
03:53:47 and ricocheted downward toward his heart, only to be stopped dead
03:53:50 by his legendary Superman neck of Superdense steel like bone,
03:53:54 it created no exit wound and lodged harmlessly just beneath the skin,
03:53:58 which experts hailed as a miracle that saved the bystanders.
03:54:00 Standing behind him up on the rooftop, Tyler Robinson
03:54:04 didn't just break down his rifle, he shredded it apart in a radical.
03:54:08 That's not true.
03:54:09 We saw the rifle. That's not true.
03:54:11 He didn't break down anything. That's not true either. What's
03:54:15 gonna continue?
03:54:16 This is straight from the usual thing, but is this is not from the court case.
03:54:20 Yeah, and it's a straight from the court case that from the mouths of babes.
03:54:26 Continue.
03:54:28 Is he going a superhero land?
03:54:31 Tuck and roll superhero land, isn't it?
03:54:33 I hope he breaks this. And he's sprinted across, like, five stories.
03:54:36 Launched himself. Yeah. I want him to tuck and roll.
03:54:38 Superhero landing edge with expert parkour precision.
03:54:41 Tailor made the expert decision to reassemble his rifle
03:54:45 one last time and place it under a tree in a bush.
03:54:48 He then changed back into his blue jeans and maroon t shirt.
03:54:50 I so this is like the Candace Owens version of things.
03:54:55 Speed.
03:54:55 Time for ice cream while conspiracy theories.
03:54:59 Wait. That's it?
03:55:00 No, supposedly it was a rubber bullet.
03:55:01 And that's why it, is.
03:55:03 I, I, we played some stuff from me, from people
03:55:06 conspirator izing because they are gun owners and shoot that type of rifle.
03:55:11 No, that it would have blew through them.
03:55:12 Apparently it was a rubber tip that meant a mushroom out, not go through.
03:55:15 Which is why I didn't,
03:55:18 that's what I just did.
03:55:19 So you're saying there's a reasonable explanation of why something happened?
03:55:23 Yeah.
03:55:26 So anything else?
03:55:30 No, I think
03:55:32 those are the last one other than.
03:55:34 No, no, no, there's plenty more.
03:55:35 I just met with Charlie Kirk.
03:55:38 Oh, yeah, that's pretty much it.
03:55:39 I thought I lost this video for good, but I found it.
03:55:43 You might want to save it.
03:55:45 It began when this woman was watching the Twin Towers burning from her apartment
03:55:49 in new Jersey.
03:55:50 She noticed three men on top of a van posing for pictures
03:55:54 with the towers burning in the background.
03:55:56 And I could see that they were like, happy.
03:55:59 You know, they they they weren't they didn't look shocked to me,
03:56:02 you know, they didn't look shocked.
03:56:03 The witness called police, who stopped the van hours later and arrested five men.
03:56:09 All five, it turns out, were Israeli.
03:56:12 They were turned over to the FBI.
03:56:19 By both record.
03:56:23 I the one on the record.
03:56:27 On the record.
03:56:29 I love you all. My God.
03:56:32 Sources tell ABC news during a check of national security databases,
03:56:36 some of the men were listed as having had connections with Israeli intelligence.
03:56:42 I love you all.
03:56:43 My God.
03:56:45 The men said they were just taking pictures at the time.
03:56:48 They said the were just taking pictures like asking questions.
03:56:52 They worked for a company called Urban Moving.
03:56:55 The FBI obtained a search warrant for the company's offices.
03:56:59 Not long after the arrests, the offices of Urban Moving were.
03:57:03 We hawkin.
03:57:06 That's a Weehawken.
03:57:08 That's Weehawken, new Jersey.
03:57:10 That's.
03:57:10 We hopped in that hook.
03:57:15 Simply abandoned.
03:57:16 Almost everything was left behind.
03:57:19 In jail, the five Israelis were repeatedly interrogated
03:57:22 and given a lie detector test.
03:57:24 Tuval Aviv is a counterterrorism adviser to the US
03:57:27 Congress, but was once a spy for Israel's secret service.
03:57:30 Mossad.
03:57:31 He says Urban Moving was a front company for Israeli intelligence,
03:57:35 according to the FBI.
03:57:36 Two of those movers were identified
03:57:40 as most agents the driver of the movement of the moving van.
03:57:45 Seven person.
03:57:46 We are Israeli.
03:57:48 We are not your problem. Your problems are our problems.
03:57:50 The Palestinians are the problem.
03:57:53 FBI reports confirmed that the men were not taking somber pictures
03:57:56 of a horrific event when their 76 pictures were developed.
03:58:00 They revealed the men had indeed been celebrating,
03:58:03 smiling, hugging each other and high fiving.
03:58:06 One of the pictures even featured seven Herzberg
03:58:09 holding a lighter up with the burning tower in the background.
03:58:13 They lied to the police about where they had been that morning.
03:58:16 They were carrying
03:58:17 plane tickets for immediate departure to different places around the globe.
03:58:21 The FBI confirmed that two of the men had ties to Israeli intelligence
03:58:25 and came to suspect that they had indeed been on a mission for the Mossad.
03:58:29 The FBI reports show how the men gave confused and often conflicting accounts
03:58:33 of when and how they learned about what was happening.
03:58:36 And when they arrived at the parking lot.
03:58:38 Oded Elsner even said they had arrived there shortly after 8 a.m.,
03:58:41 which would have been 45 minutes before the attacks even began.
03:58:44 Okay, I get your point.
03:58:46 I have a point.
03:58:48 This is in line with one of the eyewitnesses
03:58:50 that had placed their urban moving Systems van at the parking lot at 8 a.m..
03:58:56 Who names their moving company Urban Moving Systems?
03:58:59 I guess it was in the 90s.
03:59:02 They were immediately transferred to federal custody, held for 71 days,
03:59:07 and then deported back to Israel.
03:59:10 Don't worry, they were just spying on Arab
03:59:12 terrorists.
03:59:17 There are other terrorist.
03:59:18 And while the FBI or certain sources might believe that in fact,
03:59:20 they were Israeli intelligence, they don't believe that the U.S.
03:59:23 was a target, that they were actually investigating Muslim groups.
03:59:26 They believe if this was.
03:59:28 So I thought I was.
03:59:32 Oops.
03:59:33 That's just started in the beginning.
03:59:48 Ladies and gentlemen,
03:59:50 I might be. So.
04:00:09 But if you don't go to work, let him take
04:00:14 you with a cup of tea.
04:00:16 I can't.
04:00:17 Baby, baby, you.
04:00:20 Baby. You.
04:00:34 I'm sitting at my ceiling.
04:00:36 I try not to care, but I feel.
04:00:40 You don't understand.
04:00:41 Come here.
04:00:42 You don't want there.
04:00:45 I see the baby.
04:00:47 Baby. Oh, yeah.
04:00:50 I move this one.
04:00:51 You want to go knowing well. I don't know what that is.
04:00:55 That's your
04:00:57 baby. I
04:00:59 want you to take a chance.
04:01:05 Now, the reason I got up.
04:01:08 Every time you move, I get a feel for you.
04:01:13 I don't know that.
04:01:18 To me, I feel.
04:01:23 Like I.
04:01:26 I got to take a nap.
04:01:27 I had to.
04:01:31 Come to tea party.
04:01:33 I got what I don't.
04:01:36 I don't.
04:01:59 Go play with this thing on a.
04:02:04 What is this?
04:02:05 It's about knowing the rules.
04:02:07 Because they know that
04:02:09 while the black people think the white people killed the black, I.
04:02:13 Folks, then we're going to go on.
04:02:14 And about two days later, and now all I see is black people talking to you.
04:02:20 Don't hang out with white people.
04:02:21 This is the dangers of hanging out.
04:02:23 I don't think I got a Bible for you to do.
04:02:25 Or white people. What kind of. What is the other one?
04:02:28 Don't let me be the one to tell you that hanging out
04:02:29 with white people is exponentially safer than hanging out.
04:02:31 When I got the number, niggas in DC went to school.
04:02:34 And then I moved to Texas and we saw all the white folks.
04:02:36 Let me tell you, it's a much better experience.
04:02:37 Yeah, I know why can be dangerous,
04:02:39 but you're going out on boats and jetskis when you can't swim.
04:02:41 Good is dangerous.
04:02:43 That's not fair.
04:02:44 I didn't difference and I've seen niggas get killed by other niggas for nothing.
04:02:48 I've seen niggas get jump start, beat up, robbed by the niggas.
04:02:51 That's not even dying of the white people.
04:02:52 Honestly, I think they treated me very well.
04:02:53 Actually, even to this day,
04:02:55 hanging out with my friends is always safer than going out.
04:02:56 One promise, you know? Have you white friends?
04:02:58 So all you see is there's maybe 1 or 2 of these national headlines
04:03:00 about a black person hang up, white folks end up dead, and you jump to conclusions.
04:03:03 But then you're still right.
04:03:04 Because you know what you see every time you open the fucking up, you see another.
04:03:06 You're killing a black person.
04:03:07 You see a fucking Drive-By shooting or getting involved
04:03:09 shooting every fucking game of the day.
04:03:10 You see some shit like that, but you think that's that's okay.
04:03:12 That's not safer because you rather your kids
04:03:14 hang out with them niggas, all the white folks.
04:03:15 Meanwhile, everybody talk about situation, jump
04:03:17 to conclusions because nobody knows the fuck happened.
04:03:19 He knows he can fucking drown. He could have happened.
04:03:21 No one knows this is malicious or not.
04:03:22 Can we for once not take the fucking bait and let some fucking racial situation.
04:03:26 We know the media loves to particularly
04:03:27 blow up stories that have to do with white people.
04:03:29 We're done with this situation.
04:03:31 They're trying to take care of this guys.
04:03:32 It's a so for the record,
04:03:35 TMZ had a problem
04:03:36 because they took their interview down
04:03:40 over they took it down with the kid I so I'm trying to find it.
04:03:44 I was going to bring that to that, but I didn't think it was like that.
04:03:47 Remarkable. Right.
04:03:48 It was interesting.
04:03:49 There was some weird shit to it, but.
04:03:53 And then it had already been kind of done to death.
04:03:55 So I wanted to grab something more obscure.
04:04:01 And TMZ is pretty litigious.
04:04:02 So they got I mean, they weird.
04:04:04 Hold on. It.
04:04:07 Oh, I might have found the short note they took.
04:04:08 They took them all down.
04:04:11 And like I said, there must be a reason.
04:04:14 Found social media, found it where people think
04:04:16 that they're hearing an argument from them or from somebody else,
04:04:20 and they're wondering whether or not, Cipollone
04:04:23 is one of the people in that argument you just described.
04:04:26 Is is it that you had another friend,
04:04:28 not Nolan, another friend who was in and got into a dispute?
04:04:31 Is that video
04:04:34 the other
04:04:34 argument that you were talking about? Yes.
04:04:37 So but is that Nolan in the video, I can't tell is too far away.
04:04:42 But in that video, I feel like it's the voices are too clear,
04:04:47 like from the side, it's too clear for it to be that far away.
04:04:51 What is he talking to be? Nolan arguing.
04:04:52 And then also that altercation.
04:04:54 It sounds just like the other thing that shows people like arguing on the boat.
04:04:58 And they were trying to like, as he was in the altercation, I was calm him down.
04:05:01 They were trying to get him out of the island.
04:05:03 They're trying to get him back to land because he was just losing it. So
04:05:07 describe that. That's kind of interesting.
04:05:08 What was that about?
04:05:10 It was just very hostile.
04:05:11 Like he just he was just like really like like mad.
04:05:14 Like they were trying to, like, repairs on that boat.
04:05:16 We're trying to get him out. I'm curious if the police have.
04:05:18 I know they're they said they're still investigating.
04:05:21 Have they?
04:05:22 Did any investigators ever speak to you about what you saw?
04:05:25 That that day?
04:05:26 Those are really okay.
04:05:28 Cops have not talked to you yet?
04:05:31 No, sir.
04:05:32 That's honestly one of the concerns.
04:05:34 Honestly. What? The cops have to talk to me.
04:05:36 I mean, obviously, like, you know, like I said, my plea, like,
04:05:39 because whenever I talk to the people, that son, her son heard
04:05:42 it was whenever, you know, the body was discovered
04:05:45 and the autopsy people and, all those people were there.
04:05:48 Oh, okay. I'll tell you why I'm surprised.
04:05:51 Because you knew Nolan well, and you knew that he was friends
04:05:56 with these guys who were the last ones to be around him before he.
04:05:59 His body was found.
04:06:01 And I would think they would at least want to know.
04:06:04 Hey, just the things we're asking, right?
04:06:06 You know, did you ever hear of any of this stuff?
04:06:09 It's odd to me just to gather information.
04:06:11 Yeah, that the cops wouldn't have contacted you.
04:06:13 Yeah. And that's fine.
04:06:15 I'm. I'm completely fine with that.
04:06:17 I, like I said, I have nothing to hide.
04:06:18 Like, that's my boy.
04:06:19 And I want him to find justice like that.
04:06:21 Like this whole case thing. Like whatever.
04:06:24 Like this whole situation.
04:06:25 None of the innocent until proven guilty just adds up to me.
04:06:29 So, like, it's really hard, like for.
04:06:32 But there's a reason they talk so hard.
04:06:34 Is it like, people will just, like,
04:06:37 keep on saying things when like, none of none of the ads are honestly
04:06:42 none of it adds up.
04:06:43 All right. Yeah. I don't know the story.
04:06:45 Somebody die?
04:06:48 Yeah.
04:06:49 Damn it.
04:06:53 Are you looking for the story,
04:06:54 or should I play mash up some kid,
04:06:58 or you're going to do the Bible verse, and then I'll do the mash ups.
04:07:01 Praise from Psalm 106.
04:07:04 Praise.
04:07:05 Oh, the, the, praise the Lord.
04:07:10 Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
04:07:13 wait wait wait,
04:07:18 okay, I got to do the Michael Scott one two.
04:07:23 Praise the Lord.
04:07:25 Oh, give thanks to the Lord, for he is good.
04:07:28 For his steadfast love endures forever.
04:07:32 Who can utter the mighty deeds of the Lord or declare all his praise?
04:07:38 Blessed are they who observe
04:07:41 justice, who do righteousness at all times.
04:07:44 Remember me, oh Lord, when you show me, when you show favor
04:07:48 to your people, help me, help me.
04:07:51 When you save them,
04:07:53 that I may look
04:07:54 upon the prosperity of your chosen ones.
04:07:58 That I may rejoice in the gladness of your nation,
04:08:02 that I may glory with your inheritance.
04:08:07 Both we and our fathers have sinned.
04:08:09 We have committed inequity,
04:08:12 inequity, and inequity.
04:08:15 We have done wickedness.
04:08:17 Our fathers, when they were in Egypt, did not consider your wondrous works.
04:08:22 They did not remember the abundance of your steadfast love,
04:08:25 but rebelled by the sea and at the Red sea.
04:08:30 Yet he saved them for his name, for his name's sake,
04:08:34 that he might make known his mighty power.
04:08:38 He rebuked the Red sea, and it became dry, and he led them through the deep.
04:08:44 I'm going to come a desert.
04:08:46 So he saved them from the hand of the foe,
04:08:49 and redeemed them from the power of the enemy.
04:08:52 And the waters covered their adversities.
04:08:54 None of them was left.
04:08:57 When they believed his words.
04:08:59 They sang his praise.
04:09:03 Amen, Amen, Amen.
04:09:07 All right,
04:09:08 Martha and Lillard, the last iron lung.
04:09:11 Should we do that? Yeah, let's do that. Why not? Amen.
04:09:13 Yeah, I forgot about the church.
04:09:15 Yeah. This is crazy, right?
04:09:17 So, like, you would assume like, okay.
04:09:18 Like she's like, okay, the last dead woman from, like, she had polio.
04:09:22 She's in this iron lung.
04:09:24 She's the last woman.
04:09:25 I think there's a dude last, but she's the last woman.
04:09:28 But the whole reason why she died
04:09:32 is because they couldn't get someone to be able to fix the iron lung.
04:09:37 So I was like, oh, because of the polio?
04:09:40 Like, it finally got to her.
04:09:41 And no, no, they just couldn't they couldn't fix the machine.
04:09:45 They kept her alive for all that time.
04:09:47 The guy that was supposed to be fixing it, he was busy fixing the,
04:09:51 the soft serve machines at McDonald's.
04:09:53 She wasn't there.
04:09:53 He was fixing the Hvac because it was a hard day.
04:09:57 Do you got sound drive still available?
04:09:59 Because we need the stroke. Quick zero
04:10:02 of this over to Oklahoma, where the very well now.
04:10:06 So that's her.
04:10:08 Well now that's her.
04:10:09 Where the very.
04:10:10 Are you sure American to live in. Very.
04:10:12 I know they all know.
04:10:14 I'm not sure they all sound exactly the same.
04:10:16 I'm sure there's an afterlife.
04:10:17 Well, a very, very heavy, heavy burden tonight.
04:10:22 Well, now to Oklahoma.
04:10:23 We had a very dark death. Arson.
04:10:25 But let's go ahead.
04:10:26 Terrorist chasing those people
04:10:27 that had the pet to live in an iron lung has passed away.
04:10:31 The iron lung is a piece of.
04:10:33 Whoa! Nope, that's not her past.
04:10:35 Martha Lillard to your will coming from in 1953,
04:10:40 building the number of room to burn up your bed.
04:10:42 Martha Lillard contracted polio.
04:10:43 That she might be Martha Lillard actually there very heavy a heavy burden tonight
04:10:50 I've got a picture somewhere because I have it
04:10:53 on her fifth birthday in 1953
04:10:55 and is lived in one of these contraptions ever since.
04:10:58 At her healthiest, Lillard was able to live independently.
04:11:01 Why does she keep saying a little?
04:11:03 Leonard Lillard?
04:11:06 Lillard was able to live in a little lower outside of the iron.
04:11:09 I think he said that at night to sleep, you tell you where it's coming from.
04:11:14 Did she do her hair like that?
04:11:16 You don't just lay down in that happen.
04:11:18 Look, somebody did that to her hair.
04:11:21 I think she.
04:11:22 Yeah, he laid down, and it's like a sun,
04:11:26 you know, unable to breathe, lying on her back and incapable
04:11:31 of sitting up on her own that has lived in the iron lung twice a day.
04:11:36 Our sister station and her team got the chance to interview her
04:11:39 just before her passing.
04:11:41 But do you feel proud of work that you have survived?
04:11:44 Of what?
04:11:46 Do you feel proud? Oh my God, there.
04:11:51 Do you
04:11:51 feel proud that you know, you ask me this shit?
04:11:55 So she's been there her entire life, correct?
04:11:58 She cannot live outside of her life.
04:12:01 Well, since she was five, in 1950, whatever.
04:12:03 They were very specific. Right.
04:12:05 But do you feel proud of what that you have, sir, I love women.
04:12:11 Like, see, it takes women that old to get that old before.
04:12:14 They just don't care about feelings anymore.
04:12:18 Of what?
04:12:19 You dumb bitch.
04:12:21 Do you feel proud of what you had survived?
04:12:29 Well, I wouldn't have wanted
04:12:33 to die of the polio when I had it,
04:12:37 but I would have.
04:12:39 This is a shitty, sad way to end.
04:12:41 Yeah, I would have liked to do more than just watch TV all day, you know
04:12:46 why she's going to say
04:12:47 I would have rather just died from polio when I was five,
04:12:50 and I've been asking them for years.
04:12:53 Finally, I got the maintenance man and sabotaged the machine
04:12:55 and that pretend like he couldn't fix it.
04:12:58 Did I miss him or her?
04:12:59 I swear that's what she just said.
04:13:01 Or what?
04:13:02 Well, I wouldn't have wanted
04:13:06 to die of the polio when I heard that is what she said.
04:13:10 Did she say? Wouldn't know.
04:13:11 She said I wouldn't have wanted.
04:13:13 But she's so mad.
04:13:14 And then she doesn't really.
04:13:16 I would have wanted to die from the polio.
04:13:20 Well, I wouldn't have wanted
04:13:24 to die of the polio when I had it, but.
04:13:28 But rather to had been born.
04:13:31 Oh, it's even worse. I've been born.
04:13:33 She doesn't even want the five years.
04:13:36 So she does want to die.
04:13:40 Well, dude, look, I mean,
04:13:42 she wants to die, but she doesn't want to die of polio,
04:13:45 so she's going to fight it for the sake of fucking polio.
04:13:48 But she wants to die.
04:13:51 I'm pretty sure I could have fixed that thing.
04:13:52 Look at it.
04:13:53 It's very simple machinery.
04:13:54 It's just a compressed, like. It's just.
04:13:56 It's just. I've never thought of getting a new one.
04:13:59 I mean, how old is that thing?
04:14:03 They used to six years old.
04:14:06 Yeah, yeah. We can't go back to the moon.
04:14:08 We can't make another iron lung.
04:14:09 Going on here. Yeah.
04:14:11 The grossest part is just this green tube
04:14:14 right here is supposed to be perfectly clear.
04:14:18 You need to go. Oh. That's the.
04:14:19 Oh, that's the problem. Yeah.
04:14:21 Scrub the tube.
04:14:22 Problem is, if we remove the tube, she dies.
04:14:24 So we have to leave the tube.
04:14:28 Right.
04:14:32 You need to be able to fix it for a minute.
04:14:33 Isn't that how that works?
04:14:34 Like, oh, if we if we fix it, we need to, like, lock out, tag out.
04:14:37 So we got to kill power and she. She's going to die.
04:14:39 So it's like a I don't know, we're supposed to do it here.
04:14:43 Right?
04:14:43 So there's a chain with the chain isn't moving.
04:14:45 There's a chain on the left, but it's not moving.
04:14:47 I wouldn't want to take anything away.
04:14:51 What I believe is a bastard if I.
04:14:54 I drove through Oklahoma, it.
04:14:56 I got to carry.
04:15:00 Thought she just said
04:15:02 she doesn't want to take away from the master's design.
04:15:06 So how can this woman have faith and Gary
04:15:08 can't find.
04:15:12 What I believe is a bastard. If I
04:15:16 had all the other head.
04:15:17 No, this is a bastard design.
04:15:22 This is a bastard design.
04:15:23 She was to go back. Polio was eradicated.
04:15:27 She said mass rather than bastard.
04:15:33 Oh. I missed it right?
04:15:37 I wouldn't want to take anything away.
04:15:41 What I believe is a bastard
04:15:42 is I bastard design.
04:15:46 I wouldn't want to take anything away from what I think is a master design.
04:15:50 Yes, but on the other hand, I rather don't do it.
04:15:55 But on the other hand, if I.
04:15:58 So, for whatever reason, where
04:16:00 I'm at now in my agnostic spirituality search, I believe that
04:16:03 we have consented to this experience in the other consciousness.
04:16:08 Somehow.
04:16:10 He's signed some kind of a contract or something.
04:16:14 After a vaccine was developed, no pain was eradicated back in 1979.
04:16:19 Over the decades,
04:16:20 some polio survivors transition to more modern respirator respirators.
04:16:25 But for Martha, nothing worked like the machine she called home for years.
04:16:30 Friends. And she didn't want to come out of it.
04:16:32 Family were there at her funeral.
04:16:34 Here we have a new one. We have a new one.
04:16:36 Martha, you can carry this around with you and live a relatively normal life.
04:16:40 No, she was finally free.
04:16:43 Thank you. From the prison of the Iron Lung.
04:16:48 I am not going to get to tell you where it's coming from.
04:16:51 But me free.
04:16:53 She's finally free, Gary.
04:16:55 She's free.
04:16:57 She's free of it all.
04:17:03 Okay, I got the worst songs,
04:17:05 so just songs.
04:17:09 Well done.
04:17:15 Well, he said our topic next week.
04:17:17 Are we going to take that seriously?
04:17:19 I don't know, somebody watch the show.
04:17:24 I don't think that
04:17:26 the thing.
04:17:33 That I went to do
04:17:34 some nostalgia and our farts is all blank.
04:17:38 I have to look at, see what's gone on there.
04:17:40 It's unresponsive.
04:17:43 I just keep waiting.
04:17:43 But nothing fills in.
04:17:46 Oh, did you hear that shit about fucking Nancy Guthrie?
04:17:49 The.
04:17:50 Yeah, she's dead.
04:17:52 That the fucking ransom notes are fake.
04:17:55 And so there were no real states like
04:17:58 know they said the first one was real.
04:17:59 The first one?
04:18:00 The ransom, the first ransom note was ignored.
04:18:03 And then they.
04:18:04 And then they killed her.
04:18:07 Right.
04:18:07 That's what I heard.
04:18:09 And all the rest were just exploiting
04:18:12 vulnerability. And we.
04:18:14 I see you.
04:18:19 Go back.
04:18:24 There.
04:18:25 Nobody's screaming.
04:18:26 Rape.
04:18:29 I it's not rape.
04:18:33 I. The rape and this
04:18:39 cartoon man that we usually read
04:18:41 got married two months ago and then just got a divorce.
04:18:44 He's done. Oh. Got a divorce?
04:18:47 Yeah, he broke up with his wife.
04:18:51 He can't, I don't know, he hasn't been screaming.
04:18:53 So rumor is that's why he's not screaming.
04:18:58 In the videos, were he got married and now he's breaking up with.
04:19:01 I don't.
04:19:15 Like, not.
04:19:20 Oh my God.
04:19:26 I oh, I finally filled in.
04:19:28 You like.
04:19:33 I say this a lot, by the way.
04:19:35 I can't just let it go.
04:19:40 I say this a real lot.
04:19:48 So. Yeah, right.
04:19:49 Look look look look look.
04:19:54 Look look look look look.
04:20:00 Before they lost in game seven.
04:20:02 So look look look who.
04:20:05 Look what I said look look look look look look a lot lot lot lot lot lot.
04:20:11 Look I think since since it's the theme was a lot of people,
04:20:14 we're not going to make any comments about your hair.
04:20:16 We're going to make fun of me for a second.
04:20:18 You're not here, bro.
04:20:21 You're not going to take a dick, bro.
04:20:24 Oh, how many is it?
04:20:25 I will I do want to take inches off my hair, though.
04:20:27 I think you could do the study. You got a whole scarf over there.
04:20:29 I thought it was 32 million. How many is it?
04:20:35 Are you, Is are you now?
04:20:38 Are you now is never part of it.
04:20:42 Whoop. Nope.
04:20:43 Not that one.
04:20:47 Come on, let me look over.
04:20:48 And he goes, oh, look, look, look, it was.
04:20:58 Unless, you know, I don't I don't have to beat her.
04:21:00 If she's she's alive, she'll be fine.
04:21:04 Yeah, she's just an adult.
04:21:05 I can't take my skis off, all right?
04:21:07 She's just an adult, like tag, like.
04:21:09 Oh, and what third off, I what, nine?
04:21:12 11 was an inside job, that's all.
04:21:14 Oh, yeah. Well, third off is our number one fan.
04:21:16 Only third off?
04:21:17 No. Something that stable condition.
04:21:19 Are these all just the same of her crashing?
04:21:21 What is this is they're showing.
04:21:23 Yeah.
04:21:24 This was what was weird.
04:21:26 All right, well, I think that's the news.
04:21:28 The news is being sensational.
04:21:30 You you did exactly what they wanted.
04:21:32 One more mash ups.
04:21:33 If I can find it stable, that's.
04:21:36 Of course. There you are. In stable.
04:22:03 He's miserable.
04:22:06 This one.
04:22:07 Click.
04:22:10 Like.
04:22:13 You know what?
04:22:14 I can make it back again to good.
04:22:18 See anywhere.
04:22:20 Third on the front page.
04:22:22 That's pretty good, right?
04:22:26 Look at us right there.
04:22:27 Look at us.
04:22:28 Look look look look look look look, look right there.
04:22:31 Look look look.
04:22:34 Third on the front page.
04:22:37 Look at me.
04:22:38 I'm just genius.
04:22:40 Look.
04:22:45 You. You.
04:23:02 Have to make him better. Way.
04:23:25 I started watching deeper at.
04:23:27 Listen.
04:23:29 That's when I heard about deeper.
04:23:31 Because that was the first one.
04:23:32 Like,
04:23:33 people were already talking about deeper because it was, like, weird and shit.
04:23:37 But listen.
04:23:38 Dropped, and Stephanie and Bowman's name came
04:23:41 up, and everybody was like, whoa, what?
04:23:46 Hahahahaha!
04:24:00 Oops.
04:24:02 All right, we're going to raid Verjee
04:24:04 and we will see you next week.
04:24:05 Something about a bows and a blood and a beehive if we're going to rape virgins.
04:24:10 You said we're going to raid virgins. Oops.
04:24:14 All right, we're going to
04:24:15 raid Verjee in a virgin weeks.
04:24:18 Something about a Virgos love and a beehive.
04:24:20 And we're going to rape virgins.
04:24:22 So we're going to read as above, so below.
04:24:26 All right.
04:24:27 Oh, we're stuck in it, but we're going to do an infinity Virgin
04:24:29 second with Virgin in the middle. There.
04:24:31 You just keep going further and further away.
04:24:33 The Virgin.
04:24:34 So I'm not going anywhere as above, so above, so below as above, so below it.
04:24:39 We're stuck in it.
04:24:40 But we're going to. Do you criticize religion?
04:24:42 I'm not going
04:24:44 to say quite disapprovingly.
04:24:46 And you may not have faith in God, but you
04:24:49 are not going anywhere as above.
04:24:51 So what we're going to do, you criticize religion
04:24:55 as fuck.
04:24:58 Is that enough?
04:24:59 Or shall I go on your side?
04:25:01 Go find the fagot.
04:25:03 Fagot going.
04:25:05 You criticize religion?
04:25:07 No fucking consider me.
04:25:09 I don't know why I think.
04:25:11 Or shall I go on your side?
04:25:14 Five fagot, fagot,
04:25:18 you criticize religion? No.
04:25:20 Fucking consider me. No, I think this.
04:25:23 Oh, you should go.
04:25:25 And I
04:25:27 don't.
04:25:28 Fagot, fagot.
04:25:29 So you criticize religion?
04:25:33 Fucking consider me, you know, I think.
04:25:35 Oh, you should go.
04:25:37 And I
04:25:39 don't find the general fagot.
04:25:40 Fagot.
04:25:42 You criticize.
04:25:45 Fucking.
04:25:51 You you.
04:26:00 You. And. I.