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Oh. Leave me leggy.
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Love me.
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Leaves a speeding ticket.
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In my winter ride.
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Askin nothin.
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Leave me be.
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Buffering everything in my feet.
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Don't need signal.
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Don't need boss.
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Ain't nothing that I can do.
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You sure?
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Going down.
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Show time.
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Brady and Dora gonna be there to carry us
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all the way up high from hell.
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What up?
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Hell, what?
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Far from hell carries all the way up
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high from hell.
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No hot spots.
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Speed limits one.
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I'm not gonna come.
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Nobody's gonna slow me down like a ghoul.
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Gonna hold it.
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Nobody's gonna go spin round.
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Hey, Shane.
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Pack packing my box.
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Plate it up.
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Ranch in. Bam!
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Hey. Hey, Fletch.
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Where's. Look at me.
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Down. It's all the way to the.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh,
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here is all the way up high from hell.
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High five from hell, yeah.
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Is all the way up far from hell.
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Why far from hell?
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Don't we both may.
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I. Say yeah is on the while.
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Far from hell. Oh.
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Oh, no, no.
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Oh oh.
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Oh, far from hell.
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Yeah. It's all the way
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from hell.
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Oh. So what's hell?
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Yeah. Is on the warpath.
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Far from hell I'm far from
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how far from hell, yeah.
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Is all the while far from hell.
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Oh, yeah.
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Is on the one.
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Far, far, far from hell
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I thought I was on the wife.
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Oh, from hell.
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And it's Halloween.
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Connections possessed.
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Every single straight from the pit.
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Demons dancing in your bed with this shit
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loose in your pants.
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A better modem.
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Nah, just candy corn and ecto flim.
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Make me a sandwich while it load so slow.
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Graveyard segment buried as above, so below.
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Dear Fladge my streams on dead advice.
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Wrap up Rachel Riggins.
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Usher, stick to your bed.
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Let's say you it's ectoplasm.
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Jam with laughs and unfiltered rants.
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Who gives a damn slap fly every Monday at 10 p.m.
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eastern?
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But tonight it's hell.
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Pumpkins blowing us to tell.
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And I'm going down all the way.
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Gary is on the way up far from hell.
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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It's just a scripted comedy show.
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These guys are not experts, doctors,
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lawyers, therapists, or even particularly well-adjusted.
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Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm,
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or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people events is purely coincidental and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage, cognitive
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dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment,
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or sudden urge to start a cult.
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They are. Discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from H.R.
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will be hearing about this. By the way.
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Hi, Dave.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing,
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or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed in front of a live studio
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audience.
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And. I.
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Fledge rants live.
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This week we will be doing drugs.
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You heard me right. Drugs?
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What a fuck.
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Starts a conversation with.
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Dave. And.
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I am. At.
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Our. House.
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I have a five.
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Ha ha ha ha
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ha ha ha I.
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I love you all.
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My God!
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No! I love it when you interrupt.
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The time is now.
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10:01 p.m..
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Of course.
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Triangles do it because.
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I just just a little.
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Gotta give him that hook.
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Put it on that thing.
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It's the lip smacking.
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Good time, Nonstop.
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Oh. Oh, good.
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Let me go!
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Oh my God!
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Okay.
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Oh, jeez.
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I can't shoot a song smashing in the windshield.
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Mike, I'm worried about Monday.
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Hey, there.
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Just wanted to give you a quick update on what's been going on around
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here.
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Hey, there.
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Just wanted to give you a quick update on what's been going on around here.
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Oh, no.
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We suck again.
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This is Flag Rant live.
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You get to take an attack.
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Take an attack!
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Get this fucking thing off of me!
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Hey! If you try to attack in the middle of the night
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and you kill chickens, you killed my chicken.
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Dude, I better be myself.
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Frees up chicken.
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That,
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chicken.
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I die.
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I'm glad you're back.
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That's all. It pays to play.
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Zamyla.
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Come, let's go get more chicken.
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Okay, I get your point.
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What a fuck!
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Starts a conversation like that.
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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It's just a scripted comedy show.
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These guys are not
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experts, doctors, lawyers, therapists,
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or even particularly well-adjusted.
00:50:34
Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm,
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or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people events is purely coincidental and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage, cognitive
00:50:48
dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urge to start a cult.
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They are. Discretion is advised, especially
00:50:56
if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
00:51:01
Your boss or Karen from H.R.
00:51:03
will be hearing about this. By the way.
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Hi, Dave.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing,
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or yelling at your screen.
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Flash Rants Live is filmed in front of a live studio
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audience. At.
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An. Air I.
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I. I.
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Do. You.
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Do. You.
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Think. You.
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Don't.
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Do. It.
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In the.
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Eyes.
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That.
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Might.
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Have. I I.
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I. I.
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I I I.
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Was that.
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What's up? Where are you guys?
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Come on, man, I took two seconds to go take a piss.
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And this is what happens.
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Give us a moment.
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Fact.
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Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life. So.
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I need somebody help me!
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I just don't need my.
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You know I need someone I.
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In any way.
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Let's not.
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I don't.
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I don't feel free to be calm.
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I'm feeling that.
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And I do appreciate you being right.
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Help me get my feet back on the ground.
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I don't want to
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help me.
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I know you're like I've never done before,
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and you can't be.
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Pleasing to me.
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But I do.
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Help me get.
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Behind me so much.
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You want to do it?
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But if anybody is helping me
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now, these days, I'm gonna
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some sound to show you.
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Change my mind.
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I'm opening up the door now.
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Me? You can come.
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Can you get
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I can let me it to be 82 to 3.
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Well, I don't know what's going on.
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Where the fuck are the.
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I see you here, but I don't know why you're not in the.
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I could try and start the whole thing over.
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Try using the guest link at the top of the invite.
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The one that. Just the very top, top link.
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See if you can join that way.
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So I have no idea what's going on.
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I can see you guys both in there.
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It just keeps flip flopping though. Something weird is going on.
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It's a great show.
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Yeah, but just so you know, I had to.
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I had to take a leak.
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I stepped have to take a leak.
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The guys were supposed to handle the show.
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We should be, like, halfway through.
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Appreciate your patience.
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Apparently, there's still a few of you watching,
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like, comment, subscribe.
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This is gonna be a fun show.
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Better late than never.
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Or, like, we could just call.
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It doesn't matter to me.
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My ears are ringing. Can't hear shit.
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Got my headphones on. I gotta turn this off
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so you can stay there until you get rid of the echo.
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Get it together.
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All right, let's go back to here, see if we can see anyone.
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See, I see Gary, I see Gary. Why?
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Why do I see you there? But not in the other one.
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Why does it say remove?
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It remove me. No.
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I light
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that should be Gary.
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Gary's not there.
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Why isn't Gary there?
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Some buttons hit somewhere.
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All right, let's try something.
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Are you guys.
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Can you hear me on the show? Can you hear me, Gary?
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Because I can see you.
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If you can hear me, give me a thumbs up.
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Because I can only see you.
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I cannot hear you.
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No thumbs up from Gary.
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Gary cannot hear me.
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The show.
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People can hear me.
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There's no audio.
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There's no video.
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So I have audio and video says help.
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I've never had this happen before, so the only thing I can think of is
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I'm going to just totally shut down the show and restart everything.
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A up rumble will stay running, everything should stay running.
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So it'll come back up once we come up and we'll be right back.
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But you guys are going to have to leave to.
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So leave for five minutes.
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Leave for five minutes.
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Or I could just do the show.
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You guys want me to just do the show?
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I don't have a monologue for help, but right now, we need help.
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Leave for five minutes.
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Come back.
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I'll restart
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everything.
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All right, let's see what happens.
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I don't think I've ever done this before.
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It's probably not going to end well.
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You do the shooting.
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All right.
01:22:23
Well, I'm here.
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Let's see what happens.
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Let's see if I can hear.
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Yes, I can hear.
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I'm pretty sure that instead of auto mics, all it was set on one of these boxes.
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That was not the right one. So I got it on auto mix all.
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We restarted everything.
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So as soon as they join, I'm pretty sure we should start the show.
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An hour and 40 minutes in.
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I'm completely deaf because I went to take a leak at our local amphitheater.
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And, it says there's no audio,
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but you guys can hear me right?
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It says there's no video,
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but you guys can see me, right?
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Yep. I know exactly what happened,
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but I'm not going to blame it on anyone.
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I'm pretty sure the auto mics all button number one
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wasn't selected.
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So how far did we get?
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Can you hear me? I can.
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How far did we get? We haven't started.
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We have not.
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Well, we did the intro and stuff.
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Yeah. Three songs.
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Oh, well, two songs in the mix by
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there. Go.
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The time is now.
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1138.
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Do you know how and when the podcast used to start?
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Hi, I'm Gary and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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Obviously I need a lot of help or this fladgecast doesn't even get started.
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But Fladge Rants Live presents a snaggle tooth production of help solve fladgecast
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in association with Kings of Stoney in his drawerness studios.
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The views and opinions expressed herein are not those
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the Fladge Rants or its affiliates use only as directed.
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I can't believe I approve this message.
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You can't see the forest through the trees.
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It's like you can't see the forest for the trees.
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But I don't mind the slight change.
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The park critics said desperate times call for desperate measures.
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I say change that last desperate.
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And don't say desperate.
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Twice in the same sentence.
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Say desperate times call for drastic measures.
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I also think
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it's weird that, in other parts of the world,
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the Sesame Street characters we call Bert and Ernie, they call Ernie and Bert.
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What gives me the heebie jeebies?
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Yeah, them. Well, said.
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It gives me the heebie jeebies.
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Is being buried alive.
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But doesn't give me the heebie jeebies.
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Germs.
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If we're not inundated with germs, our immune system doesn't stay robust.
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It's like going to the gym and workout your muscles short.
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Geez.
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I'm trying to do this quickly.
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Short sheeting a bed is a practical joke you can do.
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If you're the help and you want it.
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You're making so much better.
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But you want to pull a prank on them.
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What you do is you put the finished sheet on the regular way,
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or put the next sheet on upside down.
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So you tuck it into the head of the bed and then fold it in half
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so it looks like it's the right way.
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And then the rest of the bed the right way.
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And then when they go to get in there, they can't get their legs in.
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And it's a it's a fun joke.
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I don't think that, humans were,
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evolutionarily speaking,
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needed to be able to, perform calculus.
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So Sir Isaac Newton and Wilhelm Gottfried
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Leibnitz, they were they had some help.
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They were standing on the shoulders of giants, as they, well, admitted.
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And, and we're standing on their shoulders
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and that's, that's how we were able to get a lot of things done.
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What I don't think
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is particularly helpful, although I love numbers.
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Like when I stayed at the gas pump, I tried to pump it out till 56,
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78, you know, like to to have it be consecutive numbers
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or 6.66 gallons, but then it says six, six, six.
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And I pointed it out to a Roman Catholic,
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a devout Roman Catholic and a devout Orthodox Catholic.
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And I said, 0666.
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The Roman Catholic said, what does that mean?
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And the Orthodox Catholic said to the Roman Catholic,
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it's racist.
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They're both idiots.
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Like they don't even know what the number of the beast is.
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I do, however, and, and the
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in the Greek, the,
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Pentateuch.
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It it's
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six, six, six.
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But in the Latin it's 616.
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So that's kind of interesting.
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Now, a new movie out with Matt Damon is, The Odyssey.
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If I remember my Homer, which I haven't read in 40 years.
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The Iliad is about the Trojan War, and, that's where we get the Trojan horse.
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And,
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and we know that's not a true story.
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It's it's a it's an epic poem.
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So, a lot of people think that's real history.
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That's that's not that's just a made up story.
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And it's a beautiful, lovely story.
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So, then the Odyssey is
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Odysseus is returned from Troy to.
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It's thicker.
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I might get some of these names wrong.
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I know the main players in this are Odysseus, Poseidon,
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and I want to say Xena.
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So Athena's on Odysseus inside.
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Poseidon's against him.
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But, let's go through the 12 trials of Odysseus.
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So let's see if I can get some of these.
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Right before he even left mainland, he, Asia, he hit, a tribe
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where he plundered for, supplies because they were running out of food.
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And Odysseus, was met with an army that,
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they sided with Troy.
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So they they were attacked and, barely escaped.
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I think 72 died.
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So, so there's,
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it's interesting to point out this is the first of 12 trials.
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There were 12 ships, like the 12 disciples
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and the followers like like the 12 disciples
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were more like Moses's followers, where Moses was telling of the law
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and what they should do, and they were disobeying
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and sort of outright mutiny.
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The crew, Odysseus's crew kept doing what he told them not to do.
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So after that he had a series of islands.
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Every island had some magical curse or something that he had to deal with.
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And, let's just cut to, the Cyclops.
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They found that he had, meat, barley cheese,
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and they, they, instead of plundering like they did in the previous stop.
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And then the second stop, I believe, was,
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this fruit that they ate and it made them fall asleep
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when they woke up, they didn't feel like leaving.
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And he realized that his crew was getting affected.
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So he dragged the sleeping guys
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back to the ship and was able to to get out of that trial.
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Third trial was the Cyclops.
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And, he they were to trade, not plunder.
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And so they brought this wine to trade for the food.
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And, well, the Cyclops wasn't having it.
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They he did.
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He trapped them in a cave with a boulder too large for them to move.
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But he can move.
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So they couldn't kill the Cyclops, so they couldn't escape.
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So they blinded him.
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Got him drunk with the wine that they were planning on trading,
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and, Odysseus stabbed him in the eye.
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And then they snuck out under his sheep.
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Oh, I guess a giant cyclops would have giant sheep.
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Apparently so.
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But he was Poseidon's son,
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so Poseidon got pissed and put a curse on Odysseus.
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Odysseus didn't know that.
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He only had a couple more stops
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before Ithaca home, and.
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But they needed to make one more stop for supplies.
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I don't remember exactly how that next one went, but,
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when they were forced to leave, that one, usually by attack
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or the the idiots doing something stupid that they like, leave.
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So,
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they were blown off course with only a few weeks
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journey to go before Ithaca, and they were blown months off course.
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And, and then, you know, more trials.
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So they kept encountering, royalty, like they would
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they would stay with kings and queens and goddesses and,
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they would either be invited to stay or Odysseus would be offered marriage
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and he would want to leave to go to see his wife.
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So he spent ten years in the Trojan Wars, ten years
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wandering around, cursed by Poseidon.
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Athena finally was able to help him out,
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convince Zeus to to allow Poseidon to allow Odysseus to return home,
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but killed,
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took out all but one of his ships know, and then eventually lost his
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his last ship.
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And then they, he went to.
01:32:04
Well, there was a sun god.
01:32:05
They killed all the cattle.
01:32:06
I don't understand why they kill
01:32:07
all the cattle, but they they should have only just killed one to eat.
01:32:11
But regardless, they killed all the cattle.
01:32:13
The sun guy that that piss people off regardless.
01:32:17
After everyone was dead except for Odysseus, he returns home.
01:32:21
It's turned to, it looks like an old beggar
01:32:25
and returns to his castle,
01:32:27
where there are hundreds of suitors,
01:32:31
trying to marry his wife,
01:32:32
who is stalling by sewing and, sewing her,
01:32:36
wedding gown or or
01:32:39
some burial shroud for him because his son was out looking for him.
01:32:44
Couldn't find a he finds his son, kills the suitors
01:32:49
and lives happily ever after.
01:32:52
That's what I remember of
01:32:55
the Odyssey.
01:32:56
But if you've seen the movie, I have not seen it yet.
01:32:59
That's. That's what I remember.
01:33:01
I could use some help.
01:33:02
There is no clip.
01:33:04
Daryl Brady.
01:33:09
Holy crap.
01:33:10
That was the fastest I could run through that.
01:33:13
Odysseus, get away from the Cyclops.
01:33:17
Odysseus doesn't even use that doesn't happen.
01:33:20
He doesn't do that.
01:33:22
And one of the arrogant things that Odysseus does is once
01:33:24
they get out, once they get to the boat and the Cyclops is on the beach screaming,
01:33:28
father, brothers, nobody has blinded me.
01:33:32
Odysseus is like, ha!
01:33:33
I'm not nobody, I'm Odysseus.
01:33:36
And then the Cyclops curses Odysseus.
01:33:40
That's not even in the movie.
01:33:43
Matt Damon is just Matt Damon.
01:33:46
I mean, you think he would have at least, like, embodied his character from good
01:33:49
Will hunting?
01:33:50
At least that dude whose name I'm blanking on in the movie.
01:33:52
At least he's clever.
01:33:54
I mean, you think he would have at least, like, embodied his character from good
01:33:58
Will hunting?
01:33:59
At least that dude whose name I'm blanking on in the movie.
01:34:01
At least he's. I mean, you think he was.
01:34:04
You mean they didn't include the nobody?
01:34:06
What line in the movie is that?
01:34:09
That was his only.
01:34:11
No. They really.
01:34:12
Well, he did a but the Trojan horse was clever.
01:34:15
Honestly, if if the enemy offered me
01:34:19
a Trojan, a wooden horse, I would have burned it as an effigy.
01:34:22
And then.
01:34:23
And then Odysseus would have died there on the spot and of saga,
01:34:27
that epic would have been ended right there, the Trojan horse.
01:34:31
But did you catch?
01:34:32
I did you catch?
01:34:33
I thought it was clever because he told.
01:34:36
But the Cyclops asked Odysseus what his name was, and he said, my parents.
01:34:42
My parents named me nobody.
01:34:44
All my friends call me nobody.
01:34:46
And so when he stepped aside and he screamed out
01:34:49
all the Cyclops came to his cave and said, are you all right?
01:34:52
Who's who's hurting you?
01:34:54
And he said, nobody's hurting me.
01:34:56
And so they said, okay, fine.
01:34:58
If nobody's hurting you, go away.
01:34:59
Yeah, yeah.
01:35:00
Oh, to get away from the Cyclops.
01:35:03
Odysseus doesn't even use that.
01:35:05
Doesn't happen.
01:35:07
He doesn't do it doesn't happen in the movie.
01:35:09
One of the arrogant things that I know is once they get out,
01:35:12
once they get to the boat,
01:35:13
and it's as if Christopher Nolan didn't read the Father Brothers.
01:35:16
Nobody has blinded me.
01:35:19
Odysseus is like, haha, I'm not nobody, I'm Odysseus.
01:35:22
And then the Cyclops now curses Odysseus.
01:35:25
Yeah, and he ruins it for himself by analogy.
01:35:28
Like if if was I never knew his name,
01:35:31
he would have never been cursed and he would have been.
01:35:34
He kind of, sailed off to Ithaca with all 12 of his boats
01:35:38
and most of his sailors, and the crew would have been intact,
01:35:42
but the crew really screwed him over a lot.
01:35:47
Like those idiot ships.
01:35:49
In fact, the other movie. Listen to this.
01:35:53
That's not even in the movie.
01:35:55
Matt Damon is just Matt Damon.
01:35:59
I mean, you think he would have at least, like, embodied his character from good
01:36:02
Will hunting?
01:36:03
At least that dude whose name I'm blanking on in the movie.
01:36:06
She's blanking on his name.
01:36:08
The movie from good Will hunting.
01:36:10
What was his name again?
01:36:12
Will.
01:36:13
Will hunters will hunt in hunting.
01:36:15
That's just the funniest thing I've heard.
01:36:18
I mean, you think he would have at least, like, embodied his character from good
01:36:21
Will hunting?
01:36:22
At least that dude whose name I'm blanking on in the movie.
01:36:25
At least he's clever.
01:36:28
She's not real clever.
01:36:30
No, she was on a she was on a tear.
01:36:31
And then she said that. Yeah.
01:36:35
That
01:36:35
wasn't really all, like, we really missed the monologue
01:36:39
because I talked about this for a little bit because I watched
01:36:43
I watched the the, World Cup final
01:36:47
between Spain and Argentina, and Messi was by far,
01:36:51
head and shoulders the best player on the pitch.
01:36:56
But Argentina registered zero shots on goal.
01:37:03
Yeah, it was embarrassing.
01:37:05
Well it wasn't.
01:37:06
He was not the best player.
01:37:09
The Spain's
01:37:12
not supposed to just kick us in my opinion.
01:37:15
While the goalkeeper from Argentina,
01:37:19
even though he led in that one goal that they lost,
01:37:23
was the best player on the pitch that he saved
01:37:26
like eight nine, 12, 11.
01:37:29
I think it was like 40, 40, like 65 goals.
01:37:32
He saved.
01:37:36
You from 11 to 65 quickly.
01:37:40
There's never been that
01:37:40
many shots on goal in any football game ever.
01:37:44
Yeah.
01:37:45
What's this guy talking about?
01:37:48
But Al Sharpton.
01:37:50
So if right off the bat I want to apologize
01:37:52
for not being available.
01:37:53
I was just weird. Bad timing.
01:37:55
We, No, it's Motley crew.
01:37:57
We understand.
01:37:59
We got tickets.
01:37:59
I just was on a it was on a Monday.
01:38:02
It was an amazing show.
01:38:03
Not that anybody cares.
01:38:05
I'm sure they were lip sync.
01:38:06
Most of it was actually not my, I've.
01:38:10
I've seen Motley Crew twice, and they were fantastic both times you saw the van.
01:38:14
The original.
01:38:16
Yeah. With McMahon.
01:38:17
That would be great.
01:38:19
It was back in the 80s, so I didn't.
01:38:22
I never had a chance. I did, I saw,
01:38:27
but, if you could all just bear with me
01:38:28
for a moment and shout at the devil if it was good.
01:38:33
Hell, why people would have moved to Africa
01:38:36
rather than coming from England to America.
01:38:38
Because I would have built up Africa like a damn Taj Mahal.
01:38:42
Everywhere you look had never been a damn Taj Mahal.
01:38:46
A half of power and every damn thing else.
01:38:49
I want to be able to be in Africa and write a book with a movie.
01:38:53
God damn.
01:38:55
Nothing. Here I come back.
01:38:57
We built the me built a damn thing over there in the Congo.
01:39:00
Now people are suffering, drinking, unhealthy water.
01:39:03
Ain't got no damn medication, no indoor plumbing system,
01:39:08
living in damn grass huts in the year 2026, talking about you built America.
01:39:14
Hell, if you so damn good at building America,
01:39:16
why didn't you build the damn Congo?
01:39:17
Why didn't you build Niger?
01:39:19
Why didn't you build a nation in deep
01:39:23
bottom damn thing in America?
01:39:25
You're lucky enough that God let you come in to be a slave.
01:39:27
You lucky God, you're the God let you be a slave, an American.
01:39:31
Are you building a build a damned if you want it.
01:39:35
Largest country in Africa?
01:39:42
I can make it multiple choice for you.
01:39:44
South Africa, Niger.
01:39:50
Algeria or Egypt?
01:39:53
Brazil.
01:39:56
That is the correct answer for a different question,
01:39:59
but it's Algeria.
01:40:03
You're.
01:40:03
Well, how many times is that
01:40:06
come into player and handy, except for right now,
01:40:10
it wasn't even handed out.
01:40:13
All right.
01:40:15
Oh my God.
01:40:15
You want to know why, being buried alive gives me the heebie jeebies.
01:40:21
Because I'm already claustrophobic.
01:40:23
And just the thought of it just gives me the creeps.
01:40:26
I mean, it's like, oh, I'm cringing.
01:40:28
Just the just the thought of being buried alive
01:40:31
just creeps me right out.
01:40:35
I don't know, I've been thinking about that this week.
01:40:38
I also learned that that short sheeting the bed this week.
01:40:42
But but that's how you're going.
01:40:45
Have you actually accomplished that prank?
01:40:48
No, I'm not the help.
01:40:50
But I did get the new prop from the show, so.
01:40:57
Short shedding the bed.
01:40:58
Probably just shed it just a little bit.
01:41:03
Yeah.
01:41:03
So they're not sure.
01:41:04
Like you can't find it at first.
01:41:07
It's not obvious.
01:41:08
It's not that you can't feel the warmth in your toes.
01:41:11
It's it's.
01:41:12
Oh yeah.
01:41:12
It's it's like the bottom sheet,
01:41:13
but it's in between the edge, the outside edge of the bottom.
01:41:16
So unless until you finally take that last one off and then
01:41:19
you know what it is.
01:41:23
Yeah.
01:41:23
It's really messed up.
01:41:25
I mean, it's it'll it'll ruin your,
01:41:29
your sleep if you don't fix it right away.
01:41:34
Draw static to where he's going to sleep.
01:41:39
It's dark.
01:41:39
All right, well, it's a little too dark to hit it.
01:41:43
Yeah. We all we will be at some point.
01:41:46
Yeah.
01:41:47
It's. No, it's too early for the game.
01:41:50
How about,
01:41:52
why don't you play one of my shorts shooting?
01:41:55
Oh, no. I call an audible.
01:41:58
Oh, okay. Do that.
01:42:00
The FDA says a positive cyclospora test
01:42:03
linked to lettuce outbreak was a false alarm.
01:42:05
What the referring to is the Taylor Farms
01:42:09
iceberg lettuce that sauces Taco Bell that they recalled,
01:42:13
apparently, is not the source of the explosive
01:42:18
diarrhea which could be tossed
01:42:21
before it should have been.
01:42:23
I think it's funny, though, that
01:42:25
Taco Bell had.
01:42:31
Turned down a Taco Bell.
01:42:33
No quality entertainment.
01:42:36
Wendy's. Taco Bell have a lawsuit.
01:42:37
If this is true at this point for
01:42:39
everyone, that's because I've stopped going to Taco Bell, because I don't know.
01:42:43
That's what I've heard from no sources and whatnot.
01:42:46
Right. But
01:42:47
their letter said it's a voluntary recall,
01:42:49
and we hope that other people take this same course of action
01:42:52
just as a precaution, even if they're wrong.
01:42:54
So I think they kind of took a clip
01:42:56
clop clop, clip clop clop clop.
01:43:00
You know, we're going to get there. Are you
01:43:03
I don't know, I'm not sure that you saw all that
01:43:05
brand of lettuce, the exact one that they are.
01:43:08
Right?
01:43:09
You know, saying, was all marked down at the store.
01:43:14
They haven't made an official recall yet, but it was all marked down at the store
01:43:18
that only ever.
01:43:23
I don't know, if you're constipated,
01:43:27
could be helpful.
01:43:28
Okay.
01:43:29
This guy's got something to say.
01:43:31
Let's hear.
01:43:32
And there, there.
01:43:42
You record those yourself?
01:43:45
Well, what?
01:43:46
For starters,
01:43:47
he plays sound drives that are disgusting like that.
01:43:50
And then blame them on me like I did it for voice recording.
01:43:55
Begin with a question that sounds simple and is not.
01:43:59
Yeah. What is real?
01:44:01
What is real?
01:44:02
What is what is real?
01:44:05
The real recording.
01:44:07
I think everything is real due to something
01:44:12
in everything certain.
01:44:16
Yeah, I guess everything
01:44:18
is a description of what is real.
01:44:21
So by definition, everything is real. Yes.
01:44:24
Is the character in the video game real to us?
01:44:28
No real character? Yeah, it's a real character.
01:44:31
But in his simulated mind, he thinks he's a real, real game.
01:44:35
There's no he doesn't have a mind.
01:44:38
Well, sure he does.
01:44:39
That's what that's what causes him to go.
01:44:41
He would really be the way
01:44:43
and move left and right and getting ready to get to get to get any.
01:44:46
I talked to him.
01:44:47
You think you know,
01:44:49
but I am going to show you that the thing you call reality
01:44:51
has quietly been replaced and that almost no one noticed the day it happened.
01:44:55
Say what?
01:44:56
There is an old fable about an empire whose map make to a map so perfect,
01:45:00
so detailed that it covered the entire territory.
01:45:03
Point for point.
01:45:05
The map was as big as the world, and Baudrillard
01:45:08
says, wait, that's a Stephen Wright joke.
01:45:11
I have a map of the United States,
01:45:14
its actual size.
01:45:17
Today, something stranger has happened.
01:45:19
The map came first and the territory rotted away beneath it.
01:45:23
We are now living on the map.
01:45:26
He called it the desert of the real.
01:45:29
Think about it.
01:45:29
The financial markets don't reflect the economy.
01:45:32
They generate it.
01:45:33
The polls don't measure public opinion.
01:45:34
They create it.
01:45:36
The model comes first.
01:45:37
Now, in reality, scrambles to catch up.
01:45:40
The copy no longer imitates the original.
01:45:42
There is no original left.
01:45:44
There is only the cop out.
01:45:45
And we have agreed for the world.
01:45:47
This is his word. Simulation.
01:45:50
Not a lie, not a fake.
01:45:53
Something far more unsettling.
01:45:55
A copy with no original behind it.
01:45:57
And once you see it, you cannot unsee it.
01:45:59
So let me take you through how it happened step by step.
01:46:02
Let me begin with a question.
01:46:05
He he went to step by step through anything.
01:46:09
Doesn't he take it through step by step?
01:46:10
Instead, we'll just start over on some stupid little short
01:46:12
attention span thing that just takes your attention away
01:46:15
long enough for you not to remember, but for you to be engaged.
01:46:17
I should have included the next the follow up.
01:46:22
That's. That's my bag.
01:46:23
Could you smell?
01:46:25
We'll never know.
01:46:28
Oh, entrails.
01:46:29
Or the more you know, I can skip the drawer ones until you.
01:46:33
Are you on your way to a location, or is this is this how you're going to be?
01:46:36
Are you in the woods?
01:46:39
How many are you going to ask him
01:46:40
for allowing an answer?
01:46:44
In my head, I know, and things are going to be all fucked up.
01:46:47
This wouldn't be how it would be, but yeah, so I can tell you what's fucked up.
01:46:52
But you're not going to like it. Everything's
01:46:55
no. So there's a barcode called auto mix.
01:46:57
All for whatever reason. One of the colored squares was clicked.
01:47:00
So that's why no matter what we would have done,
01:47:02
it never would have shown until we clicked auto white color.
01:47:06
So we can tell, like,
01:47:08
Gary's red, you're blue and I'm purple.
01:47:11
I love I love being red.
01:47:13
First colors, first shirt I, I chose I choose the red pieces.
01:47:19
Yeah, I know, I don't know, but
01:47:24
red was, That's just for the ranch.
01:47:27
I would choose red if we were asked if you were to ask me what's my favorite color?
01:47:32
I say blood red.
01:47:34
The color shirt.
01:47:37
So I really, really feel bad for everyone
01:47:40
on YouTube and Twitch and everything because we just finally got here.
01:47:44
But we're gonna have to say goodbye to you. You can tune in next week.
01:47:46
M we'll be here just like always.
01:47:48
This will probably never happen again.
01:47:51
If it does, it's really not that important.
01:47:53
Everybody's just fine.
01:47:55
Yeah, I don't think it hurt anybody.
01:47:59
It was my monologue.
01:48:00
It wasn't that great.
01:48:01
I tried it a second time with practice and it sucked or whatever.
01:48:05
Did you actually say your monologue?
01:48:07
And it wasn't being. It wasn't going out.
01:48:09
Yeah.
01:48:09
Yeah, I, I did a much better job.
01:48:13
So it might have got recorded.
01:48:18
We'll say it.
01:48:19
Who knows?
01:48:22
I'm looking for a button.
01:48:23
I'm just telling my life.
01:48:24
I can find the button. Here it is.
01:48:26
Let's go here now.
01:48:27
Okay.
01:48:30
The unfiltered and crude
01:48:32
proclamation of unrestrained speech.
01:48:36
All right, folks, listen up before
01:48:38
we dive headfirst into this circus of crudeness and uncensored banter,
01:48:42
here is our no nonsense disclaimer, served with a side of flag humor.
01:48:46
Look, we're here for a good time, not a politically correct time.
01:48:49
All right?
01:48:50
In this crazy world where snowflakes melting, everyone's a critic.
01:48:53
We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
01:48:56
So here goes.
01:48:58
Article one.
01:48:59
Let's get ridiculous.
01:49:00
The sole purpose of our discourse, be it from guests post
01:49:02
or any random loud mouth,
01:49:04
is to tickle your funny bone,
01:49:05
tease your gray matter, and illuminate the path to a merciful existence.
01:49:08
Any semblance of seriousness is purely accidental.
01:49:11
Article two offending everyone thinks we're equal opportunity offenders.
01:49:16
All right, we don't give a hoot about your gender,
01:49:18
race, religion, or whether you prefer cats or dogs
01:49:23
or dildos.
01:49:25
We're here to roast everyone
01:49:26
from politicians to influencers to our own sorry selves.
01:49:30
Nobody's safe.
01:49:32
Not even game games.
01:49:33
Apple pie article three screw political correctness.
01:49:37
Listen, we ain't here to hold your hand or sugarcoat anything.
01:49:40
So if our jokes offend you, tough luck.
01:49:44
We're not responsible for any ruffled feathers or hurt feelings.
01:49:46
But hey, if you can take the heat,
01:49:48
we promise we'll get you some belly laughs and maybe a couple of snorts.
01:49:51
Ha ha ha. Article for fake news alert.
01:49:53
We'll take you outside the courtroom for further details.
01:49:56
The tale.
01:49:57
So for those of you watching online, we're here for you all.
01:50:00
Please join us.
01:50:02
Any resemblance to real life romance or people,
01:50:05
whether alive or putting up daisies, is purely coincidental
01:50:08
and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
01:50:11
We're pretty sure the Earth is round, and I didn't actually take myself out,
01:50:14
but honestly, who cares? Article five
01:50:18
parody.
01:50:20
Because why not?
01:50:23
Parody and satire are our bread and butter folks.
01:50:26
Any likeness to actual people or characters
01:50:29
is just us having a laugh, not a reason for a lawsuit.
01:50:32
We might not be the smartest cookies in the jar.
01:50:35
Always sure not to stir up some trouble.
01:50:39
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a twist,
01:50:42
then congrats! You're our kind of people.
01:50:45
We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some questionable joy,
01:50:48
and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious all the frickin time.
01:50:52
So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride
01:50:55
to the absurd realms of our humor.
01:50:56
While flags rants. Why?
01:51:08
Am. This.
01:51:14
Ladies and gentlemen,
01:51:18
let's get ready for.
01:51:22
Rumble!
01:51:23
I hope that you ready?
01:51:25
Oh, you ready to rumble?
01:51:27
I am not to say this.
01:51:28
I'm happy to take.
01:51:30
I wasn't getting anywhere for them,
01:51:33
but this time I want to share my bombs.
01:51:36
Baby.
01:51:37
Shit, it always sticks there.
01:51:39
I don't know what the fuck with that.
01:51:40
Gotta fix that.
01:51:42
All right, let's start this picture.
01:51:45
The smoke and everything I set it up was perfect.
01:51:47
That you didn't see it.
01:51:50
Fuck, fuck!
01:51:51
Fuck you!
01:51:53
What the heck?
01:51:55
You make you not here for?
01:51:58
I don't give a fuck for you.
01:52:01
I am not the this.
01:52:02
How are you gonna take you once and get ready for your baby, I need you.
01:52:07
What did you see in this?
01:52:08
I want to show my mom's baby.
01:52:11
Put up with my.
01:52:16
But you might be with me from the sky.
01:52:18
That would be a problem for me.
01:52:20
I complain I'm not gonna be nice.
01:52:23
We walk into the bank. Can't stop talking.
01:52:27
You want me to?
01:52:28
I'm your favorite in the money.
01:52:30
Each time you come in a fucking piece.
01:52:33
Don't give me.
01:52:34
Oh, she gifted me to.
01:52:36
But I ain't got no money.
01:52:38
This is just my mind.
01:52:40
You don't get it, forklift.
01:52:43
I get my forklift.
01:52:46
Two forklift
01:52:49
things. One.
01:52:50
Take me.
01:52:53
Fuck my dick.
01:52:55
Oh, this was what you we eat when.
01:52:58
Stop now.
01:53:01
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
01:53:03
So what?
01:53:05
She's.
01:53:07
What's I want?
01:53:09
I have no heart.
01:53:10
Well, some bitches died when I was broke.
01:53:13
Fuck you, dumb ass. This fuck out here.
01:53:21
Wow. Oh, wow.
01:53:23
Yeah, that was a new grab from what?
01:53:27
What what's her what what, babe?
01:53:31
Big baby Abovo wanting.
01:53:37
I don't know how you pronounce that.
01:53:39
I drive it, so I pronounce it.
01:53:42
That's how they test bridges.
01:53:45
Oh, cheese.
01:53:47
Oh, we be mean.
01:53:48
Is that what we're doing today?
01:53:51
I thought we were being nice.
01:53:52
Like,
01:53:54
What's wrong?
01:53:55
Okay,
01:53:56
we're we're all interconnected.
01:53:59
Everything is interconnected.
01:54:01
You could be a force for good in the world, or you could be a hindrance.
01:54:05
What do you mean? We're all interconnected.
01:54:07
Like some kind of like, advanced, like,
01:54:10
network of souls or something?
01:54:14
No. Absolutely not.
01:54:16
But, like some kind of electrical, like,
01:54:20
energy.
01:54:23
Yes. Well, we do radiate out.
01:54:25
What kind of energy?
01:54:26
Yeah, that we can't explain some type of, like,
01:54:29
nonsense that emanates from the being each individual person
01:54:32
has their own individual like aura that just kind of emanates electrically.
01:54:40
Like frequency wise,
01:54:44
And word with aura.
01:54:46
But, you're, you're kind of close.
01:54:49
We just have affects.
01:54:51
We affect the world around us.
01:54:54
And that's true of inanimate objects as well,
01:54:58
with no aura or spirit or whatever the hell you're talking about.
01:55:02
So. No, not not that, but
01:55:05
but physical effects we have.
01:55:08
I don't know why you would have called it that. Is telling me.
01:55:14
And my mind's telling me
01:55:15
no, let's broaden our minds, Lawrence.
01:55:21
Oh, I did
01:55:23
you know, the word nice used to be an insult.
01:55:27
The word originally comes from a Latin word meaning ignorant or stupid.
01:55:31
When the Normans brought it to England in 1066, it meant exactly that.
01:55:36
Foolish or simple minded.
01:55:38
Fast forward to the 1300s and it changed to mean lascivious.
01:55:43
You guys are really luxurious by the dozen.
01:55:46
Lascivious go with lewd. Yeah,
01:55:50
I'm confused by the.
01:55:51
I'm confused by the Normans.
01:55:53
Like so I like Norm from cheers.
01:55:54
Norm MacDonald.
01:55:55
Is there any other Norman you can think of?
01:55:58
All of them.
01:55:59
There are a lot more.
01:56:01
And the Normans were, Vikings?
01:56:06
1400s.
01:56:07
It meant fussy or overly precise.
01:56:10
Then the meaning changed to refined.
01:56:13
Then today, by the late 1700s,
01:56:17
the meaning had shifted to agreeable and finally to kind and thoughtful.
01:56:22
So adjective nice took 700 years of constant
01:56:26
change to go from you absolute idiot to your well, nice.
01:56:32
Describe this real in one word.
01:56:34
Nice.
01:56:34
Did you know the word?
01:56:37
Well, isn't that nice?
01:56:40
I hope that helps.
01:56:42
You mentioned rude.
01:56:44
There's a Norman.
01:56:45
Norman Rockwell.
01:56:48
We. Yeah, we do have a follow up.
01:56:51
On, Norman Bates, friend of the show.
01:56:55
We got Norman Schwarzkopf.
01:56:59
Yes. We will hold on a second.
01:57:01
Okay. Hey, there.
01:57:02
Just wanted to give you a quick update on what's been going on around
01:57:06
here.
01:57:09
Friend of the show.
01:57:11
Will will be back, but not all nice.
01:57:17
October 2027.
01:57:20
Oh, that nice is that with good behavior, there's a small chance
01:57:23
he may be able to come to my wedding.
01:57:26
Right?
01:57:28
Very small. Which is?
01:57:29
Which is where?
01:57:32
Don't worry about it. But.
01:57:32
October 2027.
01:57:34
I certainly wasn't worried about it.
01:57:36
I was just asking because. No, it's fine.
01:57:38
People watch, I assume.
01:57:40
Yeah, people will be notified as soon as I get off my ass.
01:57:45
Were you planning
01:57:47
on a beach?
01:57:48
Outdoors? Perhaps?
01:57:50
No, it's going to be an, Maybe,
01:57:54
Pensacola.
01:57:54
Oh, it's like a unique venue. It's,
01:57:57
it's got everything.
01:57:59
It's got all how cool and green. It's got some bocce ball.
01:58:01
It's got a basketball hoop.
01:58:02
It's, And everybody's golf basket.
01:58:05
It's mostly outdoors. That sounds amazing.
01:58:09
But how cool would it be if you could be, like, the, preacher or atheist?
01:58:13
Scary minister.
01:58:14
Whoever you have would be like, do you draw?
01:58:17
Take your bitch.
01:58:19
And then right when you say that, right before she says, I do, this happen
01:58:23
Friday night.
01:58:31
Would you be happy about that or not so happy?
01:58:35
I've got enough time to get ordained.
01:58:40
Before. I.
01:58:49
Yeah.
01:58:49
Fucking awesome.
01:58:50
Yeah. Those are tough girls.
01:58:51
Like a lot of those, I know.
01:58:52
Weird how all of a sudden, like, a bunch of meth comes out of it
01:58:55
for no reason. Why?
01:58:56
Why would that be? I thought you said that.
01:58:58
It's when the car like.
01:58:59
Oh, because you're at a certain elevation in the moisture.
01:59:02
We're at ground. Ground elevation.
01:59:04
They're not making any kind of moisture.
01:59:06
And all of a sudden, oh, some shit comes, what are they doing?
01:59:09
I don't know, watch, watch. I'm going to.
01:59:11
I'm going to do something you never done you're worried about.
01:59:13
It's not because you're right about that.
01:59:16
But it's not mutually excuse exclusive to the.
01:59:18
It's not either or.
01:59:19
It could be both things. True.
01:59:21
It could be that the things you're looking at our chem trails
01:59:24
and I would say this is pathetic.
01:59:27
This particular, what is it called?
01:59:31
Smoke trail jet is an oil
01:59:35
that is literally put right on a hot manifold for this specific purpose.
01:59:39
Purpose.
01:59:42
So yeah, that that is a chemical.
01:59:43
It's some kind of an oil and it hits it hits the gas manifold
01:59:48
that they have specifically designed for this purpose.
01:59:51
They can put colors into it. It's amazing.
01:59:54
But this is not what you send pictures of except today.
01:59:59
So yeah that's fine.
02:00:00
You got you got car here.
02:00:02
Puts out some exhaust.
02:00:05
You guys have fun with them.
02:00:08
No I literally was talking.
02:00:11
Yeah, yeah yeah.
02:00:12
I'd be like, Holy shit, this is cool.
02:00:14
When I, I research this a little bit
02:00:16
and most of these people are here for this exact reason.
02:00:21
They're not just having they're not just having a beach day.
02:00:23
They're literally on this Pensacola Beach.
02:00:25
Because at this time, it was rumored that they were going to do a fly by,
02:00:30
you know, with people that were complaining that, oh,
02:00:33
little bunch of umbrellas and, oh, people there, there's a lot of,
02:00:39
unless it was just a bunch of bullshit.
02:00:41
You know what? That reminds me of?
02:00:43
People in Vegas.
02:00:45
You go, I gambled, we lost a lot of money.
02:00:47
Like.
02:00:47
Yeah, you went to a place
02:00:48
where something was going to happen, and then it happened.
02:00:51
Yeah.
02:00:54
Yeah.
02:00:55
Like being in one of those, like,
02:00:55
square homes for, like, the log ride or something.
02:00:59
And there are like, yeah, we'll have that.
02:01:01
They got all that.
02:01:03
Yeah. Exactly.
02:01:04
Your dude, what was your first clue that that you weren't going to get wet.
02:01:08
The entire sidewalk or walkway was drenched with puddles everywhere.
02:01:14
And the next day you're putting their cell phone in a Ziploc.
02:01:18
The dad that did a little bit of research and for some reason
02:01:21
who's been sprinting around the park suddenly is walking.
02:01:23
You know, two
02:01:25
of a snail's pace so that he knows he's
02:01:27
going to soak his wife, or his daughter calls
02:01:31
his bitch.
02:01:33
You get soaked, bitch.
02:01:35
Wait, that's not I didn't use it.
02:01:36
Right? Right.
02:01:39
So there are rules in a regular air show.
02:01:43
The plane is not supposed to be directly over people.
02:01:47
If it's a crowd, it's 1500 feet.
02:01:49
If it's just people, which I couldn't find a determination of.
02:01:52
What's the difference between people and a crowd?
02:01:55
The hip paradox.
02:01:57
500ft from people and 1500 feet from, let's just say, large crowds.
02:02:02
But since the Blue Angels are,
02:02:06
I don't know what the fuck they are, but they're a special exemption.
02:02:09
They can do whatever they want, whenever they want.
02:02:12
Oh, okay.
02:02:14
So they.
02:02:14
There were no laws break broken, no ordinance broken.
02:02:18
Maybe if you umbrellas.
02:02:21
Yeah, that was a little close to my talk.
02:02:23
For if I'm wrong and I don't know, I would.
02:02:25
So please correct content 500ft potentially.
02:02:28
So the final scene is not that far,
02:02:31
especially if you're talking about diagonally over and up.
02:02:34
You're talking about, you know, in the air and out over the water.
02:02:38
But, you know, right. Yeah.
02:02:40
But I would estimate this is 50,
02:02:44
75ft up in the air.
02:02:47
Yeah.
02:02:48
It's really close.
02:02:49
Wouldn't you say,
02:02:52
and then know for, for the
02:02:56
I don't think they're over the water at the one was but this one is not.
02:02:59
He he came in.
02:03:00
This guy is over the water.
02:03:02
Perfectly safe.
02:03:04
That the guy that trails behind him.
02:03:06
So he came to look at that.
02:03:08
He's over people.
02:03:10
He's like,
02:03:12
I think he's going, oh, he's doing he can do whatever.
02:03:15
Yeah. Look.
02:03:16
Yeah, look at that dude. That's somebody with a camera pointing up.
02:03:19
Unless they're on a boat, which they're not.
02:03:23
He went inside.
02:03:24
He's taking me inside Lane. Oh.
02:03:27
See that?
02:03:28
He definitely went over the people, no question.
02:03:34
He's,
02:03:35
He's a maverick.
02:03:44
Oh, they're going away.
02:03:44
I thought they're going to come by one more time.
02:03:46
Like a like a gay time cruiser, right?
02:03:51
Yeah.
02:03:51
Okay.
02:03:52
Time.
02:03:55
Cam trailer.
02:03:55
Everybody right there. That is a cam trail.
02:03:58
Weird, though.
02:03:59
It dissipated.
02:04:00
It dissipated almost instantly.
02:04:02
That's weird.
02:04:06
Do you know why?
02:04:06
Because the atmosphere there is no different.
02:04:09
It's not really ice cold with the hot, hot heat.
02:04:11
There's no ice crystals. There's no moisture.
02:04:13
There's no vapor that forms.
02:04:14
So the oil, that's the aluminum part.
02:04:18
White particulates.
02:04:19
That's that dissipates faster
02:04:22
and lower aluminum.
02:04:24
They do the clouds to in very low, small limited areas.
02:04:29
But again, just by the sheer volume, if you do that, do the math.
02:04:34
I don't know, do the math, though.
02:04:36
There's no way that aerosol planes is the way that they would distribute.
02:04:39
It's low, small and limited by a millennium.
02:04:45
Wow. And.
02:04:56
Yes, yes, that was awesome.
02:05:00
A little scary.
02:05:02
Imagine.
02:05:03
Oh, did you say that
02:05:04
there's chance that the audio was saved on my original monologue today?
02:05:09
Yeah.
02:05:09
I don't I don't believe that I got that.
02:05:13
All right,
02:05:14
I don't know, I guess not.
02:05:16
Yeah. Okay.
02:05:18
We'll see.
02:05:19
We'll see.
02:05:19
Roll the clip Brady
02:05:21
I can tell you though, was the auto mix.
02:05:23
All button was not pushed, but it was pushed when I left.
02:05:27
I'm not sure how a different one got pushed.
02:05:29
I don't want to make speculation.
02:05:31
It's it's shit happens.
02:05:34
That's amazing
02:05:35
I, I could go for like nothing work.
02:05:38
No I don't but you did. You didn't click that.
02:05:40
And if you did it was I went back to auto mix all at some point.
02:05:43
Yeah I know I clicked everything at the top fucking bar.
02:05:45
I tried it 500 times.
02:05:48
Yeah.
02:05:49
I appreciate you didn't try hanging.
02:05:51
I appreciate you guys hanging in there
02:05:54
as soon as I because I did I was kind of panicking.
02:05:56
I started connecting like 20 minutes in like it was
02:06:00
39, 37.
02:06:02
It ruined the shot.
02:06:03
Did everyone the show through, you know,
02:06:06
I mean, I, I mean, all the men.
02:06:09
Oh, you're not talking about Motley Crew.
02:06:11
Yeah.
02:06:12
No, no, my other career.
02:06:13
I'm just on this show talking about the other shit, you know,
02:06:17
for for like, ten minutes while they did Home Sweet Home,
02:06:20
I was like, yeah, I'm going to.
02:06:22
I got to fucking find me like, oh my God, Charlie.
02:06:26
Oh, you're on your wedding, Tommy.
02:06:28
Play any of the solo stuff? Did he go on stage to do?
02:06:32
Nah, he went up in the air, but he didn't spin around.
02:06:35
I mean, I don't think there I, I don't think their weight can support
02:06:39
or the stage could support, like the roller coaster drum set.
02:06:42
Right? Yeah.
02:06:43
He's like 70 year 70s dude.
02:06:46
You know how hard it is to eat energy, music, theater.
02:06:50
No, it's fine now.
02:06:53
No, it's DC energy music theater.
02:06:55
No, no it's not.
02:06:57
He changed it back.
02:06:59
No, it's definitely DC energy means I don't give a shit. No.
02:07:02
Right, right.
02:07:03
Well, when it was, did I call the pipe now?
02:07:06
But now that it's back to find out exactly.
02:07:08
Calling you by now.
02:07:10
Nope. I'm calling.
02:07:11
I know what you're doing. Everybody okay?
02:07:14
We wanted that lineup for years, and now that they gave in, I don't care.
02:07:18
And give music theater.
02:07:21
Stop saying the name.
02:07:23
They're not paying us in the vicinity of the pineapple.
02:07:27
So there's no longer a sponsor or what?
02:07:30
No. It says.
02:07:31
Well, now it says sells.
02:07:33
Welcome to pineapple DC,
02:07:36
presented by UMW or whatever that three letter insurance places.
02:07:40
UW. UMW.
02:07:44
Oh, yeah, I read that, the picture you sent you guys,
02:07:49
I forgot.
02:07:49
No, I don't have that.
02:07:52
No, I think it's a great office complex.
02:07:54
Delivered to their their headquarters.
02:07:57
Yeah.
02:07:57
They're everywhere over for many dramatic video tonight showing a low altitude
02:08:01
flyover by the famous Blue Angels just above the beach.
02:08:05
All of Florida.
02:08:05
Oh, that's a guy screaming umbrellas, tents, beach chairs.
02:08:08
Yeah. See this one?
02:08:09
I'm sorry.
02:08:09
Here's to you, but it is.
02:08:11
Oh, my God, here's. Oh.
02:08:14
Oh, no, no, it's Facebook Oh, yes, I can.
02:08:18
What's his name
02:08:20
all send flying to you buddy.
02:08:22
This stone Phillips. Geo.
02:08:23
This is the Geo.
02:08:24
Petito, the navy blue angel fighter jet.
02:08:27
Nobody attacked Pensacola again early this morning.
02:08:31
The jet dangerously low.
02:08:33
I've been coming for ten years, and I lost like that in my life.
02:08:37
Watch again. Well, good for you.
02:08:39
You got the one right above the water.
02:08:41
And second mile had a little bit more ball.
02:08:43
Oh, wow. For stunt crap. Yeah.
02:08:45
The incident coming just days after the military suspended eight Apache
02:08:49
helicopter pilots for this flyover on a South Carolina
02:08:54
secretary of defense, Pete Hegseth.
02:08:56
Reversing the punishment tonight, the blue helicopter.
02:09:02
Part of the company, OPC news.
02:09:06
They are conducting a safety review.
02:09:09
And David Beach flyovers by the Blue Angels in Pensacola are actually routine.
02:09:13
They do it around airshows, but this one was extremely low
02:09:17
and the chicken is never seen in keeping order for ten years.
02:09:19
She's never once seen it.
02:09:24
Return to
02:09:27
the blue. The umbrellas.
02:09:28
Everyone was caught off guard. What do you mean? We do it all the time.
02:09:31
I think she's wrong.
02:09:33
I mean, maybe not that bad.
02:09:34
It was the worst thing they saw.
02:09:35
No one dipshit that has no idea what's going on. It was just like.
02:09:38
Oh, yeah?
02:09:39
Yeah. No, you.
02:09:42
Meanwhile, everyone's probably, like, sitting, waiting, like staring at the sky.
02:09:45
She's like, whatever we're looking at.
02:09:47
Oh, weird.
02:09:55
I mean, she has a certain demographic, right?
02:09:57
So maybe I'll be up on planes, like, because those types don't,
02:10:01
they're, marginalized
02:10:04
and, prevented from flying planes, I guess.
02:10:07
So she wouldn't know anything about that because of racism.
02:10:10
So, unfortunately, it's not her fault.
02:10:13
Here's an example. If you can fly too low.
02:10:15
Obviously, just like this bridge flew too low to this chicken coop truck,
02:10:20
it just weirdly happens to be stacked one, two three
02:10:23
4 or 5 6789 1011. Hi.
02:10:28
Yeah, that bridge was one.
02:10:31
Oh, my God, I just got eggs.
02:10:33
I you happen.
02:10:37
Bro, those cages are way too tall.
02:10:41
Oh, my God, I egg
02:10:44
up with my chickens.
02:10:47
Wow, that was cool.
02:10:54
I like that
02:10:55
this is flag Rant live.
02:11:03
I check
02:11:05
if you get a check.
02:11:06
Check in a check this fucking thing off of me. Hey.
02:11:15
Oh. So we got an update from.
02:11:20
Yeah, the America train conductor.
02:11:24
All right.
02:11:25
It's not a video update.
02:11:27
It's just the link to his GoFundMe, where he's raised $18,510
02:11:31
of his $24,000 target.
02:11:35
It's a GoFundMe e-commerce support hyphen jack.
02:11:39
Hyphen Peterson.
02:11:40
Hyphen after hyphen job. Hyphen Los.
02:11:43
No problem finding that. How much money I forgot.
02:11:45
I forgot who that was at first, but now I know that. Yeah.
02:11:47
That guy who, 80,000.
02:11:49
I was 20 for the American tramp train that got like this.
02:11:53
Cause you're. Get the slug. Yeah, that's what he said.
02:11:55
Yeah, yeah, that was that was the last thing he said.
02:11:58
And to be honest,
02:11:58
I think he said it out of reaction because nobody responded to the USA.
02:12:01
America. It's the 4th of July.
02:12:03
And when people probably were like me and he saw that they didn't actually look
02:12:09
maybe like they weren't from America, like they were probably tourist,
02:12:11
because who else is going to be taking the ingrown?
02:12:15
Right?
02:12:15
And then there's a combination of him being all patriotic.
02:12:20
And then he had no reaction, you know, no reaction, no feedback.
02:12:24
So then he went a little bit overboard and said, you,
02:12:27
if you don't like it, get the fuck out.
02:12:31
But he is raising money.
02:12:32
I mean,
02:12:33
I don't know how much money
02:12:34
he made on the train, but that's probably at least a day or two wages, right?
02:12:38
Maybe.
02:12:38
I mean, you think there's a chance if they just didn't speak English
02:12:41
and had no idea what he was saying, like, and they didn't know how to react, like,
02:12:44
what if that was it
02:12:45
math and then it's not.
02:12:47
And then there was just that gay.
02:12:48
That gay dude who was just like, oh,
02:12:50
there was like a bunch of people that didn't speak English.
02:12:52
And then one gay guy, and of course it was the gay guy who caused the ruckus.
02:12:57
Oh, God.
02:12:59
Oh, did you hear what he said about the minorities? Oh.
02:13:04
You weirdly sounded like a muppet all of a sudden.
02:13:08
I'm. I'm Jack Peterson, the conductor that was recently fired
02:13:11
for my patriotic statements at the incline railway.
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I'm starting this
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because of the support and comments from people wanting to donate to my cause.
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Anything is welcome.
02:13:19
We all work hard for our money so I truly understand.
02:13:23
Thank you all again for all your support, for all the support, regardless of
02:13:26
if you donate or not.
02:13:28
I thought I would like that or not. Part.
02:13:30
These funds will solely go to me to help during this hard time.
02:13:33
It will allow me to pay bills, insurance and rent while I try to find a new job.
02:13:38
So I did message him and
02:13:39
reach out for an interview, but he did not.
02:13:42
He did not reply.
02:13:44
Hold on.
02:13:44
So I am supporting this guy, but I don't support random gofundme.
02:13:48
These that have holes that you can easily poking them.
02:13:51
What was that? What does he need support with?
02:13:53
Wasn't this just a part time job?
02:13:56
This is a part time job.
02:13:57
He wasn't paying rent with this job.
02:13:59
This job was not affording him the three things that he mentioned.
02:14:02
Well, I also you need to notice the tie in to the topic.
02:14:05
These funds will solely go to me to help to help.
02:14:11
Okay, but why did no like, do you just need to offset
02:14:14
whatever that shitty fucking paying job was, which was probably like $100 a month?
02:14:20
Right. But
02:14:21
I mean, 126.
02:14:23
You're supposed to grift for the money in between.
02:14:26
I mean, he probably already has another job,
02:14:27
but he's not going to tell people that.
02:14:29
It's just like you don't deliver pizzas in a Cadillac.
02:14:31
You won't get good tips in a Cadillac.
02:14:35
Yeah, I drive the Cadillac driver.
02:14:38
I'm a piece of shit.
02:14:39
Well, of course you're the cover.
02:14:41
You're the anomaly.
02:14:42
Of course you're the anomaly.
02:14:44
I just don't try, like, oh, this person has no need
02:14:47
to tamper with my food.
02:14:51
I don't know, dude.
02:14:52
I drove a piece of shit car
02:14:53
that wasn't unsafe, but it was definitely a piece of shit.
02:14:55
It was loud.
02:14:55
People could hear it when I pulled up. I got tips like crazy.
02:14:58
If it broke my arm when it drove, maybe my dad's truck or my mom's car.
02:15:02
I got shit for tips.
02:15:04
So that's my anecdotal, my weed delivery service.
02:15:07
Before they used to always drop off in Teslas.
02:15:09
I don't know if that's something that they suck in the business water.
02:15:12
That's the first personal car.
02:15:13
But I always was just like, okay, I know this guy's fucking with my,
02:15:17
you know, if you can afford a test, well, you're probably not fucking with my weed,
02:15:20
you know,
02:15:22
even though
02:15:23
they're not like, you can get a you can get a decently priced.
02:15:27
I'm just saying, like, you're not driving some, some piece of shit, you know?
02:15:31
Holy shit. That's weird.
02:15:32
You said that I actually have live footage
02:15:37
of jaws.
02:15:38
We dealer smoke.
02:15:42
Oh, here we go.
02:15:47
Wait.
02:15:47
That's crazy.
02:15:48
How? Like, I thought it was going to watch Vegas and just be like, oh, my guy.
02:15:52
Wouldn't that be crazy? Wouldn't that be so crazy?
02:15:54
If you just get, like,
02:15:55
make a call and then, like, we would just get delivered to your door,
02:15:59
like, and then fucking like it comes true and that crazy.
02:16:03
It's almost like every single thing, like I wanted to come through as a kid.
02:16:06
I was like, sort of come through a bit.
02:16:08
Not exactly, but enough, like enough things that where I'm kind of like,
02:16:12
isn't that weird?
02:16:13
It's almost like it will get on the line.
02:16:18
Just like I will that no existence did.
02:16:21
You will Elliot Page to be the healthy masculinity
02:16:26
icon?
02:16:26
No, but this is this is you.
02:16:29
It is
02:16:30
my boy Rodrigo.
02:16:33
To never go.
02:16:35
Oh, never. No, no.
02:16:38
Come on now, record.
02:16:41
I love you all. My God, I do.
02:16:43
We are now getting lectured on masculinity by a woman cosplaying as a dude.
02:16:46
Healthy masculinity, to me, is like leaning away
02:16:50
from whenever there is some sort of impulse hold on.
02:16:53
So he doesn't show the actual scene with her running in with the armor.
02:16:57
Him sorry, not sorry Emma, because if we
02:17:02
even remember expectation you've put on the shelf,
02:17:05
I remember kind of being like, oh, Elliot, maybe you should,
02:17:07
you know, talk with your hands a little there.
02:17:10
A little lesser, but.
02:17:12
Whoa.
02:17:13
I don't even want to.
02:17:20
It was,
02:17:20
you know maybe a picture like should I also be close.
02:17:24
Let's just stick with the.
02:17:26
Elliot. What do you, what are you talking
02:17:29
Elliot.
02:17:29
No penis hang about like.
02:17:32
Oh, honey, you're the part of the problem that is.
02:17:35
Oh, honey, man, don't call.
02:17:36
See if you are.
02:17:37
If you want to be a man, let's actually help him.
02:17:39
Instead of women.
02:17:41
Men don't ever say, oh, honey, anything fine.
02:17:44
Ever? Nope.
02:17:45
Unless we're.
02:17:46
Unless we're saying, oh, honey, that's not where you put that.
02:17:50
I'm sorry.
02:17:51
That's just my own experience.
02:17:53
The most female.
02:17:54
And also never heard anyone say.
02:17:56
I mean, first of all, all the hand motions are extremely female.
02:17:59
Should I do more hand motions? I mean, look more like a trick.
02:18:01
I guess you could. My culture is not your cup.
02:18:03
You're not going to mention the oh honey like, oh honey, you're
02:18:06
the part of the problem that is the most female thing I've ever heard anyone say.
02:18:10
I mean first, okay, thank you.
02:18:12
Yeah.
02:18:13
Did I said the same thing he said at the same time?
02:18:16
Well, all the hand motions are extremely female.
02:18:18
Should I do more hand motions? I mean, more like a trick, I guess. You good.
02:18:21
My culture is not your passion, only it.
02:18:23
I love your lecture and I'm asking,
02:18:26
you know, it's fucking.
02:18:28
You know, it's good when Ben Shapiro is like.
02:18:31
Like. Yeah, he's the opposite like that.
02:18:33
He's willing to do that.
02:18:34
You know, being a it's been kind of before he it's it's it's just masquerading.
02:18:40
It's it's it's a, it's a cartoon.
02:18:43
It's a caricature.
02:18:44
You're just playing Frankenstein.
02:18:47
It's not like it's
02:18:49
I mean.
02:18:52
I, I kind of agree.
02:18:55
It's.
02:18:58
Fucked up.
02:18:59
All right, so I'm shopping and zipping through these.
02:19:00
Do we have any, special requests?
02:19:02
And was that a fucking.
02:19:03
Was that, it was the opening band?
02:19:06
Not a pun.
02:19:07
Is that a pun based on the last store?
02:19:09
I thought extreme was the opening band.
02:19:11
You know what? That.
02:19:13
So the only thing they had was, only
02:19:16
the only the words that they said could say the only the words could say.
02:19:20
Only words could say
02:19:23
more than words.
02:19:25
More than words. Thanks. Thank you for.
02:19:27
Yes, that's the proper joke.
02:19:29
I sent that in.
02:19:32
I know, and I linked to the mash.
02:19:35
Oh, way. Oh.
02:19:38
So what exactly is this?
02:19:41
Hundreds of jeeps joined nationwide Stop the Violence ride in Detroit.
02:19:46
I don't know, but I'm assuming the violence
02:19:48
has come down this road, right? Yeah.
02:19:51
If you drive, watch jeeps. Of course.
02:19:53
Whenever I.
02:19:56
Why wouldn't a bunch of jeeps decrease
02:19:58
the violence?
02:20:01
I don't know, that's nonsense.
02:20:02
That's a non-sequitur.
02:20:03
You do.
02:20:04
African Americans tend to drive jeeps?
02:20:08
No. Here's the thing, guys.
02:20:10
So I was just going to stop the violence.
02:20:13
Let's put out smart legislation and have tough policing.
02:20:15
And maybe we'll sell jeeps.
02:20:19
I don't know, my main issue
02:20:20
with this is the fucking Jeep was hired a Jeep 20 years ago.
02:20:23
All we had was the Jeep wave.
02:20:24
We didn't have these dumb fucking ducks.
02:20:26
Like what is this duck shit?
02:20:28
You have ducks all over your dash, up and down the sides of it and shit.
02:20:31
It blockades the fucking small ass window that you fucking have anyway,
02:20:34
so you barely have a window to begin with, and then you're going to close it
02:20:37
with a bunch of fucking rubber ducks like you're fucking six years old.
02:20:41
I guess if you're like a chick or gay.
02:20:43
But there are no there are straight men with fucking Jeep Wranglers
02:20:46
that are factory ducks up and down the fucking entire thing covered
02:20:50
like it's fucking cool or something.
02:20:52
Like, who is the dude
02:20:56
that came up with that fucking idea?
02:20:58
Because that was not a thing when I drove a Jeep.
02:21:00
When I drove a Jeep, we fucking hot curbs wet and fucking wet,
02:21:03
you know, urban off roading with the motherfuckers, you know,
02:21:07
and they're in that perfect.
02:21:15
Yeah, I
02:21:17
ridiculous, but.
02:21:18
So how much crime? Crime?
02:21:20
How much did crime go down because of this?
02:21:24
Street?
02:21:25
Because I almost feel like.
02:21:26
I almost feel like pollution went up.
02:21:28
You know, there was already a air-quality alert, so I don't know why there,
02:21:31
but I haven't seen any crime in this bridge driving.
02:21:35
Right? It's working.
02:21:37
Yeah. At least down the street.
02:21:39
Miller's hardware is safe.
02:21:44
Do not call 5863.
02:21:46
Ranch three.
02:21:47
Do not call. Leave a message.
02:21:49
We will not play. Okay.
02:21:54
That's not our usual message.
02:21:57
Hey, guys. It's.
02:21:59
Guys, no.
02:22:02
I'm you.
02:22:03
I was feeling this. No.
02:22:05
Good.
02:22:05
No, it's one inch one.
02:22:09
I'm telling you to be so suggestive.
02:22:13
I love you, this one, I love you.
02:22:19
The slowest mode of transportation ever.
02:22:27
And for.
02:22:34
However it is.
02:22:35
God damn it.
02:22:35
The next Bucky's is 127 miles.
02:22:39
Oh, stop that one.
02:22:41
I'm not going to make it, but I already did pass the fuck you.
02:22:45
If I love it,
02:22:48
all you have to do to to me,
02:22:54
you don't need
02:22:57
to say that you love me.
02:23:03
Cause. Hey.
02:23:10
Before we.
02:23:16
Been the Akron.
02:23:18
The dark truth about Ben quad Narrows Ben shares a name
02:23:21
with Big Ben, the acronym of Big Bend Quad narrows is BBQ.
02:23:26
BBQ stands for barbecue.
02:23:28
Barbecue sounds like barbecue.
02:23:30
A barber cuts hair.
02:23:32
The rock doesn't have hair.
02:23:33
What's the Rock's real name?
02:23:35
Dwayne Johnson Rian Johnson directed Star Wars The Last Jedi
02:23:39
The Last Jedi has a 91% critic score.
02:23:42
And what is this game called?
02:23:44
Six degrees of you're and a fucking asinine idiot.
02:23:48
Yeah,
02:23:50
a 41% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes.
02:23:52
Look at that
02:23:54
UMG 170 degree Canadian bacon.
02:23:58
And now one is called. Yes.
02:24:03
That sounds delicious.
02:24:04
Actually, it does sound good.
02:24:07
So two things on Facebook UMG blocked our real world trance live.
02:24:11
165 help!
02:24:13
And our live
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video from June 22nd will be deleted this Wednesday.
02:24:19
And Michigan Secretary of State's office posted a voting alert
02:24:22
for the state of Michigan.
02:24:23
What's that? Oh.
02:24:27
Oh, I is fourth is a primary election day.
02:24:30
Thank you.
02:24:31
Is an alert to to vote or not to vote either.
02:24:35
Whatever you choose, it's your choice.
02:24:37
That's crime. Choose not to decide. You still have made it.
02:24:40
I usually choose not to. That's. That's fine.
02:24:43
I'm not voting. Is still voting.
02:24:46
Don't let anyone tell you your vote.
02:24:48
Right.
02:24:49
But that's that's just stupid. Lyrics.
02:24:53
No, it isn't.
02:24:55
Yeah. It's like I root for.
02:24:56
I can root for Spain to win.
02:24:58
I'm not betting money on them,
02:24:59
you know, it's like it's pretty much what I'm, you know,
02:25:02
I was rooting for Argentina.
02:25:04
I feel rooting for Argentina.
02:25:06
Blows.
02:25:06
Now, my girlfriend didn't like Argentina because they got a lot of bullshit, cause
02:25:10
there was a lot of, speculation that there was either
02:25:14
of people trying to hate gambling. Murphys.
02:25:17
Because that's a new thing of, you know, all these tiny prop bets and shit,
02:25:21
and then also the refs kind of rigging it for Argentina.
02:25:25
It was quite the it was an interesting game.
02:25:27
I don't like soccer,
02:25:28
but I was actually interested in that because they were it was a physical game.
02:25:32
I liked it, I just I don't know how they put up with it.
02:25:34
I'm the type of motherfucker.
02:25:36
After a while you could see occasionally they were like pushing each other
02:25:38
and shit, but like, I don't know, that's you.
02:25:41
You undercut someone or you do some fucked up shit on purpose to try to injure me.
02:25:45
I'm getting right the fuck up and getting in your face, you know?
02:25:47
What are you going
02:25:48
fucking do you get your ass fucking beat for something like that?
02:25:52
I don't know how they have
02:25:53
composure or how that's regulated or just they're just like, oh, that's fine.
02:25:56
You know? It's what we all do.
02:25:57
My girlfriends, I get a lot of them for free, you know, the the,
02:26:01
the referee relates it
02:26:03
regulates the pace, safety and flow of the game.
02:26:06
The referee team I don't I wonder did a straight fucking slip.
02:26:09
And then though they were like there was people complaining that these
02:26:13
there's people complaining online.
02:26:14
My girlfriend said that they were saying that he like snaked it.
02:26:16
I don't know how you like
02:26:17
fake do a flip based on somebody else's momentum hitting you.
02:26:20
Yeah.
02:26:22
Well, he may not have faked it, but he sure as hell didn't help himself not fall.
02:26:29
I don't know if you have control when you're just, you know,
02:26:31
you get this guy equilibrium taken out from under you.
02:26:35
I've plenty of times I've had people undercut me
02:26:37
when I'm going up for a layup playing basketball.
02:26:39
It's not fun.
02:26:40
And I've gotten up and gotten right in their faces
02:26:42
because that is, you're attempting to hurt me on purpose.
02:26:45
You're not supposed to do that.
02:26:48
That's why he got a yellow card.
02:26:49
And it just happened to be a second yellow card, which is a red card and off.
02:26:53
I don't know that one fucking our or our identity.
02:26:56
And player of the fucking.
02:26:58
I don't know that. Fucking pissed off like a motherfucker.
02:27:00
That's for football. Fuck ass.
02:27:03
He needs to get his ass kicked.
02:27:04
And I thought messy.
02:27:05
He sucked. That's he did nothing.
02:27:07
He did nothing the entire game. He wasn't useful. Sucked. Asked
02:27:11
they they shut him down.
02:27:12
That was their whole point.
02:27:13
They just, like.
02:27:14
Yeah. Dared somebody else to make a play.
02:27:17
Yeah.
02:27:17
They really
02:27:18
I mean, the whole story of the game, it should have been like ten to nothing.
02:27:21
But the the Argentine goalie, the goalkeeper was amazing.
02:27:26
Yeah,
02:27:28
yeah.
02:27:29
And the goalkeeper
02:27:31
pretends he's like eight feet tall.
02:27:34
Not only in this game I've watched,
02:27:37
it was the only soccer game I've ever watched
02:27:41
the 19 year old black, I guess.
02:27:43
What would you call him?
02:27:45
African Spaniard. You like?
02:27:46
What would you call?
02:27:47
What do you
02:27:50
I don't know, he's played from the spade team Spain team.
02:27:52
And he's like, oh, in the 19 year old. He's fucking awesome.
02:27:54
I love that dude.
02:27:55
There's a shift.
02:27:57
He's my favorite player.
02:27:58
Soccer Spaniard.
02:28:00
And then my second favorite player was the dreaded black dude.
02:28:02
Although I thought he was had a little bit too much energy.
02:28:04
Didn't know how to place it, but at least, he had a couple of good
02:28:07
fucking headers and shit.
02:28:09
I always point out these women
02:28:11
that run track with the huge, huge hair and they keep it all.
02:28:15
I mean, it's like, oh damn, pastor, I'm thinking if I was the coach, I'd be like,
02:28:19
you know, I know it's
02:28:20
only a millisecond millisecond, but that's dragging you down a little bit.
02:28:24
And then when I saw his,
02:28:26
whatever was on top is could be padding for a header if you're doing header.
02:28:30
Yeah. So yeah.
02:28:30
So I thought it would get in his way.
02:28:33
But also
02:28:35
he totally set one down his it literally softened it.
02:28:39
He's like learned how to use it like a little cushion.
02:28:41
Oh he he like readjusted it.
02:28:44
No he just I mean if you hit your head it's going to bounce off of it.
02:28:46
The ball is coming hard at you.
02:28:49
Yeah.
02:28:50
But that thing seemed to absorb all the shock
02:28:52
and then just gently put it down for his teammate.
02:28:55
It, based on his favor.
02:28:59
Speaking of working to their favor.
02:29:06
I can't hear it.
02:29:09
He's talking.
02:29:10
I can't hear him.
02:29:13
And should I be able to hear
02:29:15
what he's saying
02:29:17
now, the word from that.
02:29:19
These were recently.
02:29:23
Is that. Was it?
02:29:24
You hear it? It's.
02:29:27
Everyone else can probably hear it.
02:29:28
Can you guys hear it? Check on the rumble.
02:29:31
It said,
02:29:33
Mike Tyson was shocked that Shohei Ohtani is a man.
02:29:37
Oh, was it?
02:29:43
I'll tell you.
02:29:50
I mean, I it's the name.
02:29:52
Probably.
02:29:53
If you've never heard of him.
02:29:57
But it wasn't going out to the audience.
02:30:00
All right.
02:30:01
Well, let's see if we can hear this one.
02:30:05
It was just Mike Tyson talking.
02:30:06
He says Shohei Ohtani this award goes to Shohei Ohtani.
02:30:09
And the caption said he thinks Shohei Ohtani is a
02:30:15
yeah, he didn't know that. Yeah.
02:30:16
He didn't know that that was a dude or a chick.
02:30:19
But I mean, I've I've given him the benefit of the doubt.
02:30:21
Mike Tyson is allowed to get away with doing whatever he wants
02:30:23
and everyone still loves him, which is weird how they can be women,
02:30:26
he can rape women. He can, convince.
02:30:29
Yeah, you can bite someone's ear off in the middle of a fight.
02:30:32
You can do a bunch of drugs.
02:30:34
You go to jail, you get it?
02:30:36
Steal it.
02:30:38
Sounds like you get as he's happy go lucky.
02:30:40
Yeah. We just. We love celebrity.
02:30:42
Yeah.
02:30:43
God forbid somebody when a presidency.
02:30:47
He's the devil.
02:30:48
But Mike Tyson, he's a beloved character.
02:30:50
We all love him.
02:30:52
So the, Buffalo bison got it from last week.
02:30:56
That was very viral.
02:30:57
Very big.
02:30:58
Oh, yeah.
02:30:58
The Buffalo Bison has a as a follow up.
02:31:02
Oh, we have a follow up.
02:31:04
We got a second follow up of the week.
02:31:06
Please let me know if you can hear it.
02:31:07
Taking pictures of the bison, approaching a group of players
02:31:10
who really weren't instigating anything.
02:31:12
They weren't too close.
02:31:13
The bison charged the boys. They scattered.
02:31:15
And then the bison ran into, a campsite of a young couple,
02:31:19
forced them away from their dinner, and then just started rolling in, dust.
02:31:23
And just very agitated.
02:31:25
And then he sat down and he was looking towards the road.
02:31:27
And that's where, the two victims come into the scene, behind the bison.
02:31:33
How fast it all this happened.
02:31:34
Was there something in his behavior? Where?
02:31:37
Right after that white truck passes, he jumps up and he seems to just
02:31:41
specifically, aim for the grandfather and his grandson.
02:31:46
You know, he's asking the right question.
02:31:47
And I've been around bison quite a bit.
02:31:49
Lived in Montana for 35 years or so.
02:31:52
But I would have called this one wrong.
02:31:54
I thought that they were safe.
02:31:55
And, I was really surprised because, you see, that pickup
02:31:58
truck ran in front or drove in front, first.
02:32:01
And I thought the bison was going to get, angry at the pickup truck.
02:32:05
And I was really surprised when he went after the people.
02:32:08
So when this happens, though, the bison actually has contact
02:32:12
with a human being, and this man is flung up into the air.
02:32:15
And as I said, thank God he is recovering. He is injured.
02:32:18
He broke his femur in multiple places. But he's going to be okay.
02:32:21
But then what happens is the people, the bison, the leg bones.
02:32:24
Just what does it do? Yes. Yeah.
02:32:26
So that was driving the whole thing because the bison, you know,
02:32:30
wild animals in general, if they are not going to want to eat you
02:32:33
and they attack you, it's because they're usually being territorial
02:32:36
or they're they're trying to eliminate some kind of danger.
02:32:39
And so once he hit, maybe the buffalo fought a truck.
02:32:43
The grandfather was not a good idea.
02:32:45
Motionless on the ground.
02:32:47
He was looking for some other threat.
02:32:49
And what I was worried about is he wasn't going to find any other threat there.
02:32:52
So he was going to go back to the victim and really do him in.
02:32:56
I stopped filming, ran over there,
02:32:57
and a bunch of other campers ran with me, and we hazed the bison away.
02:33:01
He ran off, and then, the victim was on his side.
02:33:05
He was complaining of really severe pain in his leg.
02:33:08
And the first thing he asked is, how is my grandson?
02:33:13
Hold on a second.
02:33:15
Did you catch that?
02:33:17
Yeah.
02:33:18
The long haired white child that we called the girl.
02:33:23
Yeah. Is the grandson.
02:33:25
Grandson? Yeah.
02:33:28
I did not catch that.
02:33:30
You just started rolling in the dust
02:33:32
and just very, behind the bison.
02:33:35
How fast?
02:33:36
Oh, they blurred.
02:33:37
There's something in his behavior.
02:33:39
They blurred his face.
02:33:42
When this pigeon asked for help, Oakland
02:33:45
firefighters had an oxygen mask.
02:33:49
Over.
02:33:56
So it says, you know, to ask for help.
02:33:58
Those help. So. But how did it ask for help?
02:34:01
Right?
02:34:01
Did they put buttons in front of it and it spelled out help
02:34:04
with its beak?
02:34:08
This is our help.
02:34:08
Show.
02:34:10
This is from the fire.
02:34:11
This is from the smoke.
02:34:12
I mean, once it's an oxygen mask, isn't that like a highly oxygenated air?
02:34:17
Like, wouldn't that poison this bird? Potentially?
02:34:21
Also, like, isn't it a disease?
02:34:23
Fucking flying rat.
02:34:25
Like, are we not just wasting, like, and contaminating
02:34:29
what could be useful medical equipment for our actual human like?
02:34:35
What are we doing here for a cute fucking little video?
02:34:37
Like what?
02:34:40
What?
02:34:40
This pigeon.
02:34:41
Stop it out.
02:34:46
Herbie, stop that fucking thing!
02:34:49
Make everyone fucking.
02:34:50
Then give it to a homeless person.
02:34:52
Fry that bitch up. I do know that. Fire.
02:34:55
All of the firefighters will use these animal rescues as PR.
02:34:59
My father saved a turtle.
02:35:02
He. He did not give it oxygen her mouth to mouth.
02:35:06
Yeah. Turtles are fine. Turtles are good.
02:35:09
Well, now, I think that's a turtle.
02:35:12
There's in the past week.
02:35:13
I know that I have five,
02:35:15
I have five pet leeches and a fucking, pet praying mantis.
02:35:18
All within the last, like, two weeks.
02:35:21
Praying mantis.
02:35:22
More on a pet.
02:35:24
The leeches were on the dock up north and in the fucking, And so I was going
02:35:28
to use them to fish and then, like, we didn't go fishing again.
02:35:30
So I started using the fish,
02:35:31
but now they're in a fishbowl and they're just kind of hanging out.
02:35:34
They're not like they don't eat.
02:35:35
I don't know what they eat exactly, because they're not like
02:35:37
bloodsucking leeches,
02:35:39
but they don't want to eat worms.
02:35:40
I don't know, most of them are pregnant.
02:35:43
And then, yeah. Pregnant.
02:35:44
We just got a praying mantis, yesterday that had a bunch of flies and shit.
02:35:49
Oh, and Quadra Nanos
02:35:53
shares a name with Big Ben, the acronym of big.
02:35:56
Where is this already?
02:35:58
That's mine.
02:35:58
Brady, can you see my battery life?
02:36:03
Yeah.
02:36:03
It's flashing. It's bad.
02:36:04
Plug that phone in tonight.
02:36:06
It's been plugged tight as above.
02:36:09
So below.
02:36:12
Well, that was as expected.
02:36:14
Exactly, Max.
02:36:19
It's the Brady and show
02:36:22
Brady and ordinary as above and so below.
02:36:26
Because he's so close Brady.
02:36:28
And for sure we're doing it our way.
02:36:32
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady.
02:36:36
And your show. It's Brady and draw.
02:36:39
It's their show now Brady draw.
02:36:46
Yeah.
02:36:51
You stupid.
02:36:53
Oh what.
02:36:56
Did you pause that or is that where the.
02:36:58
I don't think this is a video.
02:37:02
Or two.
02:37:02
If it is, I don't have it.
02:37:03
Let's see what happens. Grace is an audio
02:37:07
a TMZ Kansas City firefighters
02:37:09
rescue man from crappy situation.
02:37:17
And then they show a porta-potty cut.
02:37:18
Oh, yeah.
02:37:19
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
02:37:21
This is video.
02:37:22
I don't know how it should just collapse.
02:37:25
Yeah, I thought I was loading up on what was on there, you know, I mean, you know
02:37:30
bro come out of there.
02:37:33
Like did the floor just break or the plastic break I what.
02:37:36
Oh they didn't cut it. He's in there.
02:37:39
He cut what I thought they had like some like.
02:37:43
Yeah they're cutting it out to get them out.
02:37:45
Yeah I guess I'm like, they're fucking.
02:37:49
Yeah. I'm not stuck stuck in there.
02:37:51
And you just had to stand in that shit for a good 20 minutes while you waited.
02:37:56
You just know that it's like touching your keyhole and your butt hole.
02:37:59
And like any quarter scrape that's on your body.
02:38:03
No, it's just pressing you up.
02:38:04
I have to get after this to make sure that you're not fucking diseases and shit.
02:38:10
I'm confused. How deep is it?
02:38:11
Is it deeper than the ground?
02:38:14
I know.
02:38:14
Is this standing there? He's been standing
02:38:18
there. Come out.
02:38:19
Can you see?
02:38:19
He's like, head poking on.
02:38:20
I know.
02:38:23
We call that a turtle head out.
02:38:26
A little turbot out.
02:38:28
Not exactly, but yes.
02:38:35
Oh, yeah.
02:38:38
He thought to be clever and try to remain.
02:38:40
Some remain some sanitary. Nice.
02:38:43
Some Santa tation is some Santa to keep it clean.
02:38:46
He used his foot, but then it sprung up and got him all over.
02:38:50
Got to watch that part again.
02:38:51
Somehow.
02:38:54
Can I, I got it out there.
02:38:56
Oh, oh.
02:38:59
Get up, get out!
02:39:02
Oh, come on.
02:39:05
Let's play.
02:39:06
What race do you think he is?
02:39:11
No. Well, regardless of what color
02:39:13
he was, he's coming out brown.
02:39:18
Oh my God.
02:39:19
Like, I can't
02:39:21
thank you for liking you.
02:39:23
Have ever come out.
02:39:25
Finish him.
02:39:28
Finish him.
02:39:29
Be funny if he reached up and flushed it.
02:39:32
I mean, I know there's no flush handle, but it's looks like that's
02:39:34
what he's doing.
02:39:35
It just grabs the lid and closes it like him.
02:39:37
Like thing from Adams family.
02:39:39
Word.
02:39:41
Yeah.
02:39:46
They're no offense.
02:39:48
They seem a little bit irritated.
02:39:49
It mean like they even firefighters need some type of a bedside manner, don't they?
02:39:54
Well, I'd be disgusted because they got to of this shit and it's like gross.
02:39:59
That's a you're a firefighter.
02:40:01
You fuck with shit all the happy about.
02:40:02
I don't have to be happy about it.
02:40:05
No, no they don't.
02:40:06
They don't save people from shit.
02:40:10
I just,
02:40:12
I would give the guy free fire and that's species.
02:40:15
Do you know who needs to be saved from a fucking toilet?
02:40:18
Well, like, why is this our job? You know, like, what is this?
02:40:20
If he was a police job,
02:40:24
if he was capable and competent, he wouldn't be in a toilet.
02:40:29
I, I mean,
02:40:31
I mean, the effort, the effort here.
02:40:33
Come on. Dude, you're.
02:40:34
This is
02:40:36
definitely
02:40:38
a rescue effort or the effort to get in there somehow.
02:40:43
Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
02:40:45
Hey, guys.
02:40:47
You know, I was like
02:40:49
that.
02:40:50
We finally.
02:40:54
Yeah.
02:40:54
Just pick it up.
02:40:59
And hold up your arms out.
02:41:02
Get out,
02:41:04
get out, my little girl, I you.
02:41:07
Yeah,
02:41:08
I know this is a horrible example,
02:41:10
but it's like those monkey traps when they hold on to the fruit and they.
02:41:14
They get stuck in the trap.
02:41:15
He's like, dude, they just put your arms up and let go,
02:41:19
and then you can just stand right up, right?
02:41:22
Just just stand right up.
02:41:24
Push it the other way.
02:41:26
There you go.
02:41:27
Okay.
02:41:30
Like that I like it.
02:41:32
Lean forward with your hand. This is it.
02:41:35
Stop resisting.
02:41:37
Stop. Resist it. Oh, wait.
02:41:38
No, that's not the firefighters.
02:41:42
Okay.
02:41:45
You know, I don't know.
02:41:45
Maybe he's hiding from some.
02:41:48
Maybe the way they cut that plastic up
02:41:50
as sharp as shit.
02:41:53
And obviously he's probably,
02:41:55
you know, he's going to be naked.
02:41:58
Oh my God.
02:41:59
No. No more magic standing in everyone else's shit.
02:42:04
Yes. You want me for now.
02:42:06
You just now you just talking now.
02:42:09
Oh, wait for your head through the hole.
02:42:12
You got the fuck out of there!
02:42:15
Hurry up!
02:42:16
Oh, come on,
02:42:19
let it out for me like you have to.
02:42:22
Have. You got space now?
02:42:26
I don't think he does know what is happening.
02:42:29
I don't
02:42:31
I'm not liking the way they're handling this.
02:42:33
Ride your head through it.
02:42:37
They definitely don't want to touch you again on.
02:42:40
They want to be as hands off.
02:42:41
It's like we cut it with the blade.
02:42:43
The rest is on you.
02:42:46
But, dude, that's not big enough.
02:42:47
And look at the way the seat curls up.
02:42:49
That's going to just cut him open.
02:42:52
The blade is flinging poop all over the place,
02:42:54
and so they can only cut it so much.
02:42:57
They didn't prepare for this.
02:43:00
Oh, it's just like you guys.
02:43:03
Oh, you got it on.
02:43:04
The dumb fuck was taking the fucking journal
02:43:08
marketing.
02:43:10
Yeah, you get out there.
02:43:13
That's fair.
02:43:13
That's absolutely fair.
02:43:14
He is. He's in no position to judge them either.
02:43:17
We can judge them, but he cannot read.
02:43:21
He needs them.
02:43:22
So there's no.
02:43:24
Judge them after now.
02:43:25
Right now.
02:43:27
Dude, this I mean, but that's like imagine.
02:43:30
Okay, replace the toilet with a cliff. Okay?
02:43:33
What you want to do is you want to tie the rope.
02:43:35
Tie like. No, you got to climb down there.
02:43:37
Your hand on the other, you see that other rock.
02:43:40
Just swing over to that one. Yep.
02:43:43
And then when when the.
02:43:45
Hey, look at each other like, I'm not going down there.
02:43:47
It's just two days.
02:43:48
I don't, I don't I just you expect me?
02:43:50
Come on, you dumb fuck.
02:43:51
Just put your foot on that ledge. There's enough room.
02:43:53
There's about two inches the ledge right there.
02:43:55
Just put your toe on that.
02:43:57
The lifeguard.
02:43:58
I understand that you've been thrown off a boat.
02:44:00
We're two miles from shore, but just swim. Just swim.
02:44:02
All you got to do is swim. I know there's undertow.
02:44:04
We just keep. Keep turning to the surface.
02:44:08
And sharks.
02:44:10
He's just yelling from the.
02:44:12
He's just yelling from the lifeguard tower.
02:44:14
They're not swimming in the water.
02:44:17
Well, you got it.
02:44:19
Let's play. What races? He.
02:44:22
So that might be a problem.
02:44:23
Like I said,
02:44:26
no matter what color you win in, he's coming up, bro.
02:44:29
Oh, whoa 0000.
02:44:35
Come on.
02:44:36
Oh, you can put your left arm right up.
02:44:38
Yeah. They're just like, yelling you from afar, too.
02:44:41
They're not even anywhere near him.
02:44:42
Like trying to coax them or being nice.
02:44:44
They're just from afar on.
02:44:45
You got it?
02:44:47
Let's go.
02:44:48
Totally right. He's totally right.
02:44:50
They could at least cut the whole lit up.
02:44:53
Maybe. I mean, maybe not.
02:44:55
I don't know, you could just just keep cutting, like, I don't know.
02:44:57
Cut more, cut more, cut more.
02:45:00
This is the weirdest stand up.
02:45:01
I'll bet you're go home.
02:45:03
Get out! Cut more.
02:45:04
Get out! Cut more. Get out! Cut more.
02:45:07
Just like.
02:45:07
Like it's like you ran fucking 15ft away.
02:45:11
Or just yelling at him from 15ft away.
02:45:14
This better be real.
02:45:15
Listen to me.
02:45:16
Who's filming these two?
02:45:18
Are they telling you, or is this, like, a bystander?
02:45:20
Oh, dude, I can smell it all of a sudden
02:45:24
because he farted.
02:45:26
Where's into.
02:45:28
Where's that?
02:45:28
So come on back.
02:45:31
Let's.
02:45:31
Yeah. Wow.
02:45:35
You know what?
02:45:35
He needs to express himself and let them know that he can't get out.
02:45:38
That's his problem.
02:45:41
Don't they like a rope that they can like?
02:45:43
I don't think a rope is going to help. I.
02:45:45
The last thing that these white people want to get out is a rope.
02:45:47
Let them know if you're like a crane or something like a G.
02:45:50
So maybe they could tie it like a circle and wrap it around the bucket that
02:45:54
the the,
02:45:56
you know, the last guy firefighter
02:45:59
ladder, the last guy that a rope around a black guy do not tie rope.
02:46:04
Yeah, that would be worse.
02:46:05
They'd be like, oh my God, it tried to lynch a black man.
02:46:09
Grab the noose, grab the slipknot.
02:46:12
Okay. You like carry
02:46:14
your nose now?
02:46:19
Don't look at him.
02:46:21
It really sticks
02:46:23
harder.
02:46:26
It's probably more.
02:46:27
Oh, that's like that's gotta go.
02:46:29
I like how deep do those go on the ground when there goes that style?
02:46:32
Like how I don't know.
02:46:34
I can't imagine that they go through past the ground. He.
02:46:38
What was he sitting there? Crisscross. Right.
02:46:40
Yeah. Well, I don't know.
02:46:41
That's why I'm sure some of them are industrial
02:46:44
and they're more permanent than they attach to, like,
02:46:47
they just, like, set over a bigger hole, you know what I mean?
02:46:50
So they can, like, replace the potty if they need to, like, update or get one
02:46:55
that isn't all worn out, you know,
02:46:56
I mean, but it would it eventually just it sits over a reservoir
02:47:00
that then gets like pumped out later or it's like, septic or I have no idea.
02:47:05
I mean, eventually this stuff says if you stay in there long enough, but.
02:47:13
Right.
02:47:14
It has an interior depth of about
02:47:16
41 to 46in the waist holding tank as the base sits roughly
02:47:21
15 to 20in deep and holds 50 to 70 gallons of waste.
02:47:26
There's got to be more in just there's got to be more permanent
02:47:29
style ones that have like, not that, holding tank dug underneath that.
02:47:34
It sits over.
02:47:36
Nope.
02:47:36
That holding tank was just that little 20 inch space on it.
02:47:40
There's no way he's just in there. Like like sitting in the inside.
02:47:42
There's no way he's like, that's.
02:47:44
That's why the cops are so pissed while they're staying.
02:47:48
I go, yeah, right.
02:47:48
Probably, he's drowning.
02:47:50
You're in three feet of water, asshole.
02:47:52
Just stand up, all right?
02:47:55
Stop crouching down.
02:47:58
But I can't, I can't breathe, I can't breathe.
02:48:01
Surprisingly, this has to be some more. There's.
02:48:03
There's
02:48:05
it's got to be over.
02:48:07
Recess. Hold that.
02:48:09
It just has the porta potty housing, but the toilet's over
02:48:13
a large water tank.
02:48:16
No more video.
02:48:19
Like a cement housing.
02:48:20
Oh, that's.
02:48:21
That exists. That thing.
02:48:23
That type does exist.
02:48:25
It's unclear how he ended up in no man's land,
02:48:27
but firefighters appear to take their time carefully cutting apart the porta potty
02:48:32
while the man remains stuck inside
02:48:36
one of the fire.
02:48:36
Firefighters yelling, listen,
02:48:40
that's all it says.
02:48:44
Parking is another story.
02:48:45
I can't even but potentially local.
02:48:49
Like I forget the no. It wasn't just a story.
02:48:51
There was no video really.
02:48:53
But, somebody had gone into a porta potty that wasn't like
02:48:57
it was newer, but there was a bunch of fecal material on it.
02:49:00
A bunch still, but not enough to, like, weight it.
02:49:04
Well, and they said that like he locked in when he was, like, dropping his trolley,
02:49:07
like, kind of fell into the door.
02:49:09
So then the top of the porta potty over.
02:49:12
So it was door face down
02:49:16
and the shit flung out all over him, and he frickin was like,
02:49:20
you know, face in the shit and couldn't get out of the porta potty
02:49:24
because it was the door was facing the ground.
02:49:27
And it was the hottest day.
02:49:29
It was like
02:49:29
they said, it was like a hundred, you know, it was one of them hottest days.
02:49:32
And so they said it was like super hot in the porta potty.
02:49:34
And he couldn't get out,
02:49:35
you know, if you're near or in it or stuck in a porta potty is hot ass,
02:49:41
right
02:49:43
there. No porta potty.
02:49:44
Accidents happen.
02:49:45
How do you like how do you get yourself in a situation like that?
02:49:49
I get the one that I just described was very much an accident.
02:49:52
But still I got I don't know,
02:49:56
I don't get it.
02:49:57
There's barely any space there. Like I.
02:49:59
I think that's why they were so pissed at him.
02:50:02
Like you worked so hard to get in there.
02:50:04
Just do exactly what you did.
02:50:05
But the reverse to get the fuck out.
02:50:08
It's.
02:50:09
He's like a contortionist.
02:50:13
No, I don't think he is.
02:50:14
Because then he'd be very successful.
02:50:16
He'd have a whole year now.
02:50:18
He'd have a home with a bathroom is in the shitter.
02:50:20
Yeah, especially with America's Got Talent.
02:50:22
There's no contortionist that isn't a millionaire.
02:50:24
It's probably warm in there. And he's like, oh.
02:50:29
Bill, he could be cooked in Cleveland.
02:50:33
What does it take me for the buffet for the bit, but I'm not good.
02:50:38
I'm new video. It's very confusing.
02:50:40
It says, east and west, but it goes north and south.
02:50:45
Bystanders rushed to save elderly pilot.
02:50:48
Why does it have to be an elderly pilot?
02:50:51
I don't know, but, this isn't.
02:50:54
They're not joking.
02:50:55
81 years old and flying a plane around.
02:50:57
Can we, I don't think I can drive a car.
02:51:00
Good.
02:51:00
Why is he piloting a just.
02:51:05
Now, safety.
02:51:08
Okay, I'll give you that.
02:51:09
Just tell if you're still an agent.
02:51:11
Sometimes freedom is dangerous, motherfucker.
02:51:14
Well, this story proves he just said
02:51:18
maybe, you know, it sounds like,
02:51:20
you don't have to abide by the commandments again.
02:51:24
There's been no video of bystanders trying to desperately save an elder.
02:51:29
We got by trying to desperately save an elderly industry.
02:51:33
Oh, up by three feet of by by saying, oh, hey, Sanders trying to go up Sanders
02:51:39
trail of bystanders trying to desperately save an elderly pilot.
02:51:43
This after his plane crashed into a pond.
02:51:46
It happened in Massachusetts
02:51:47
when the plane hit the water and overturned.
02:51:49
81 year old.
02:51:51
Okay, it's a pond.
02:51:52
I was joking about the three foot of water, but I just get up and stand up.
02:51:58
And Richard Carrara was taken out for good,
02:52:01
good and was transported to a hospital where he later.
02:52:04
It's a pond. It's a three foot pond.
02:52:06
Maybe he was, seatbelt it in or unconscious or.
02:52:09
He died. I'm sorry. He died.
02:52:11
I don't know why they're trying to, like, split the plane rather than just, like,
02:52:14
break the glass.
02:52:15
And they're like, oh, they'll just flip it over
02:52:17
and we'll grab them versus just like, no, get them out.
02:52:19
Like, don't throw.
02:52:21
I'm pretty sure he's still in there as we kind of flip it over.
02:52:23
Right.
02:52:24
Like, this isn't post extraction, is it?
02:52:35
Later died.
02:52:36
The FAA is now investigating the deadly incident.
02:52:41
New video.
02:52:42
So it's interesting that they found a hospital and then was pronounced dead.
02:52:46
If they don't pronounced dead,
02:52:49
they get to the hospital because that's the coroner's,
02:52:53
saying he was already dead.
02:52:54
So, like, they were like, if he was still on that plane
02:52:58
when they kind of flip it over, I'm pretty sure,
02:53:01
you know, you got a lot more. Yes.
02:53:10
Just.
02:53:13
Yeah.
02:53:16
Have you seen Jimothy
02:53:19
Esposito on?
02:53:22
Oh. Beat jimothy Seattle's latest local legend.
02:53:27
What am I looking at?
02:53:32
Though some have likened Jimothy to mythical creatures
02:53:35
like cryptids and chupacabras, he is, in fact, a deformed and beloved,
02:53:41
bedraggled. Is.
02:53:42
Is it bed rag, old or bedraggled?
02:53:44
I've never heard of that word in my life.
02:53:47
A deformed and beloved beat.
02:53:49
Beloved, lead bedraggled wrecker.
02:53:52
He is, in fact, a deformed and beloved lead bedraggled raccoon. Wow.
02:53:59
La. Oh, this.
02:54:06
Look at it.
02:54:07
Is it cute or is it gross?
02:54:08
It looks like a giant flea.
02:54:16
You know what else it looks like?
02:54:16
It looks like a chicken.
02:54:20
The raccoon's abnormally short
02:54:22
neck is likely caused by a congenital deformity of the spine.
02:54:27
Well, no shit,
02:54:29
it's short and shaped like a ball because there's something wrong
02:54:32
with its middle bone part.
02:54:40
Seriously?
02:54:40
It looks like you crossed a raccoon with a chicken.
02:54:51
Jimothy appears to be functioning well and very spry.
02:54:53
Excellent signs for his survival.
02:54:55
According to an expert.
02:55:00
Look at it,
02:55:02
get it, look at it.
02:55:03
You see it?
02:55:06
I think it could run way faster
02:55:09
than a regular raccoon.
02:55:13
If there's a bunch of,
02:55:14
raccoons next to a stream, you could call it a Coon Creek.
02:55:20
What am I looking at?
02:55:22
Well, that
02:55:24
I didn't say I would.
02:55:26
I said you could.
02:55:30
Parkinson's law work expands to fill the time you give it.
02:55:34
Shrink the deadline, shrink the task.
02:55:36
Hofstadter's law.
02:55:37
Everything takes longer than you expect when you account for Hofstadter's Law.
02:55:41
Hanlon's razor never attribute to malice
02:55:43
what is adequately explained by carelessness or stupidity.
02:55:46
Burrito principle or 8020.
02:55:49
Roughly 80% of the results come from 20% of the effort.
02:55:52
Peter.
02:55:52
Principle people get promoted until they reach a job they're bad at
02:55:56
and say they're explore.
02:55:59
More options means slower decisions.
02:56:01
Cut the menu, decide faster good hearts law.
02:56:04
When a measure becomes a target, it stops being a good measure.
02:56:08
The Dunning-Kruger effect.
02:56:09
The less you know, the more you overestimate how much you know.
02:56:12
Occam's razor.
02:56:13
The simplest explanation is usually the right one.
02:56:16
Chesterton's fence.
02:56:18
Don't tear something down until you understand why it was built.
02:56:23
Brooks's law.
02:56:24
If you add more people to a project that's already late,
02:56:26
it's going to be even more late because we underestimate coordination costs.
02:56:29
Parkinson's law,
02:56:33
routine.
02:56:33
A guy just say bullshit.
02:56:36
Thank you.
02:56:41
Parkinson's law.
02:56:41
Everything's kind of shaky.
02:56:49
No, I should have had that page up.
02:56:51
It kind of lost its luster.
02:56:53
There.
02:57:00
So it's okay to have a silence?
02:57:02
Just not an hour and a half,
02:57:04
which, again, I apologize for that.
02:57:06
All right, everybody, I played a bunch of random things.
02:57:08
All that would work where the drops or the clips.
02:57:12
Awesome. Dropping little watches be dropped.
02:57:14
I'm gonna watch that. So I just played a bunch of those.
02:57:16
Yeah, there was some a lot of dead.
02:57:18
But then once I realized that's all I could do this. Yeah.
02:57:20
I didn't realize that, that,
02:57:24
technical difficulties, one like,
02:57:26
goes for several different songs.
02:57:29
A couple of them, kind of.
02:57:30
I kind of like that is updated. This show,
02:57:36
you say?
02:57:36
Yeah, there was a, one that's, take on, theme song.
02:57:41
Yeah.
02:57:41
It's more of like, instrumental style.
02:57:43
I was, I was kind of grooving to that.
02:57:45
I like that.
02:57:48
This video took 23 years to make.
02:57:53
It. Right.
02:57:54
Okay. You come with some science to you.
02:57:56
What is the official reason for the collapse of the World
02:57:59
Trade Center towers, where we're told that the planes here are hit the buildings
02:58:02
and the there was an explosion and.
02:58:11
End of story.
02:58:13
Yeah.
02:58:14
Sorry. What?
02:58:16
We got cut off there. There's some kind of.
02:58:17
I think it was.
02:58:20
Move over.
02:58:21
Gone.
02:58:22
I love you.
02:58:23
I got about an hour and a half later in the case of the North
02:58:27
Tower, the buildings, collapsed due to structural weakening due to the fires.
02:58:32
The problem is, is that completely,
02:58:35
large, gradual
02:58:36
deformations associated with the collapses and fires
02:58:40
in high rises have never brought down a steel frame.
02:58:44
High rise building at all.
02:58:47
I get what he's saying.
02:58:48
Here's a plane.
02:58:52
What are you saying? Is probable and likely.
02:58:53
But you can't say just because something never happened, that it never will happen.
02:58:57
That's an idiot.
02:58:58
That's such a dangerous, stupid thing to say.
02:59:00
And I don't agree with his complaining, but
02:59:03
I get it.
02:59:04
He's also comparing just fires to a plane
02:59:08
going fucking 700 miles an hour, and then a fire with jet fuel.
02:59:12
Like I think he's he's talking about building seven at this point.
02:59:16
Whatever.
02:59:18
Oh, whatever.
02:59:19
And what we have, unfortunately, is the evidence in the Twin Towers and the third,
02:59:24
skyscraper to collapse that day, which most people don't know anything up.
02:59:28
Pull it about it.
02:59:29
We have the evidence of the ten key features of controlled demolition.
02:59:34
In the case of building seven, it collapses straight down
02:59:37
into its own footprint.
02:59:38
And they all did that freefall speed in the first 100ft.
02:59:42
It's they all did that.
02:59:45
The other ones just took that long because they were much taller.
02:59:47
Freefall speed in the first 100ft.
02:59:49
How deep was that basement?
02:59:53
I have no idea.
02:59:54
How deep was that base.
02:59:56
It was so deep that you had to put a board across your.
02:59:58
Oh, was it?
03:00:02
It's dropping, as you can see,
03:00:04
symmetrically, smoothly at freefall
03:00:08
speed in the first 100ft, 2.5 seconds.
03:00:11
This is uncanny.
03:00:12
There's 40,000 tons of structural steel designed to resist this collapse.
03:00:16
Of what, a 47 storey building?
03:00:18
Yeah, it's just called building seven. Right.
03:00:20
A football field away from the Twin Towers.
03:00:23
Okay, so what we're showing is left what happened,
03:00:25
in fact, right, is a controlled where you are using
03:00:30
or the people who made it forget the $900 billion or whatever.
03:00:33
They went missing the day before.
03:00:36
I thought it was a trillion, trillion.
03:00:38
Sorry, I don't I don't remember the number at all,
03:00:40
but it was an astronomical amount and billions
03:00:44
really mentions that part of it.
03:00:47
Hey, this happened used demolition and it's a comparison.
03:00:52
And you can see that indeed almost, free state tree falling
03:00:55
celebration through 40,000 tons of if I put something next to something else
03:01:00
and it looked alike and we said, that's the same thing,
03:01:04
that's not
03:01:06
scientific, at least structural steel, that is, and
03:01:09
and again, I everything these things plausible makes sense.
03:01:14
I have no idea. Okay.
03:01:15
So we have 700 architects and engineers demanding a new investigation
03:01:19
as a result of this evidence and the evidence in the World Trade Center.
03:01:24
That is very explosive.
03:01:26
You could tell by this video, this is an old video.
03:01:29
I don't think they got that request.
03:01:31
Almost every architect, an engineer we show this information
03:01:34
to, agrees with us that these are controlled demolitions.
03:01:37
I want to talk to the ones that don't, and I want to find out their background.
03:01:42
If we can get them to look at the information.
03:01:44
Because obviously the implications of the controlled demolition are dark
03:01:49
for our country, because that means somebody besides
03:01:52
Al-Qaeda was involved, because these have to be easily
03:01:55
three of the most highly secure buildings outside the Pentagon.
03:01:58
Well, I'm an architect of 20 years, member of the American Institute of Architects
03:02:02
and have been studying steel frame, fireproof buildings, for about.
03:02:07
So he knows his shit.
03:02:08
Sounds like he's qualified.
03:02:11
I didn't see anything.
03:02:13
Oh, even when they have commercials for, like, dentistry or doctors
03:02:17
and it's like nine out of ten doctors, they're none of the ten dentists agree
03:02:20
that this is the bone.
03:02:21
And it's like there's always that one,
03:02:23
you know, that maybe thinks a little bit fucked up.
03:02:26
So you never know.
03:02:28
They can find a bunch of those ones and it adds up, you know,
03:02:33
you have 100 of them.
03:02:34
You get fucking, you get, you get ten fucked up doctors
03:02:37
and you go, oh, ten fucked up doctors.
03:02:39
So this is a great idea.
03:02:41
You know what?
03:02:42
Yeah.
03:02:42
Don't forget to to get four out of five dentists.
03:02:45
They had to ask five dentists, like, 100 times
03:02:48
till they finally got four out of five.
03:02:50
Okay, okay.
03:02:51
Five out of five wasn't believable.
03:02:53
Then everyone else is like one or 2 or 3 out of five.
03:02:59
Things I hope you like.
03:03:00
Women. Great.
03:03:01
4 or 5. Who's that?
03:03:02
What else? Or what did he what? What was his issue?
03:03:04
I want to know, I know, I want to know what he has to say.
03:03:07
Maybe he's not getting paid off.
03:03:09
Maybe he's actually speaking the truth.
03:03:11
His name was believability,
03:03:13
right?
03:03:15
Gender equality debunked in under 15 seconds.
03:03:18
Or do you think they just throw that in there?
03:03:20
Do you think they just throw that in there just as a cop out like, oh,
03:03:23
if it doesn't work.
03:03:24
Oh well, we didn't say it was foolproof.
03:03:26
We just said, you know, there was one dentist.
03:03:28
I didn't think it would work. And he must have been right.
03:03:29
Like saying something completely inappropriate
03:03:33
to a coworker and then following it up by just kidding.
03:03:36
Right? So, wait, what?
03:03:38
No, not like that at all.
03:03:40
Let's go.
03:03:41
Gary, even seeing things on the internet, it'll be like
03:03:43
women are just as strong as men.
03:03:45
And it's like, okay, then why are you so easy for me to put in my trunk?
03:03:48
You know, I mean.
03:03:50
And I'm not even mojo.
03:03:57
That was it.
03:03:59
Yeah.
03:04:00
That's true.
03:04:00
Sorry.
03:04:05
We didn't get a chance to get to this.
03:04:09
But God help us, we will now
03:04:11
license that for watch.
03:04:15
Please, please, please fix me.
03:04:19
Horse and Beth.
03:04:20
Always. Please, please.
03:04:23
Here it is.
03:04:24
Please stay.
03:04:26
Jesus. 000.
03:04:30
For more than half a century, people who've been taking the psychedelic
03:04:33
rock DMT have reported encounters with alien beings.
03:04:36
These aliens alternate as guides, teachers or messengers.
03:04:39
Now it's a flat trance.
03:04:41
Live. This week we will be doing drugs.
03:04:44
You heard me right.
03:04:45
Drugs went to cells.
03:04:47
Well, maybe these beings are real and psychedelics are just a way
03:04:49
to open human perception to their presence.
03:04:51
Not only this, he says he's got the mathematics to back up his idea,
03:04:54
and it's testable, too. Well, well, forget about string theory.
03:04:56
In extra dimensions, you come aliens on psychedelics.
03:04:58
Let's have a look.
03:04:59
DMT is short for dying, a fast acting and strong drug that causes hallucination.
03:05:03
It's got trip right in the name. Dude
03:05:07
smoked it
03:05:08
hits in seconds, lasts about ten minutes, and people rarely stay alone.
03:05:11
In a sample of more than 3000 trip reports,
03:05:13
conscious entities show up in 45% of the cases.
03:05:15
Oddly, specific
03:05:16
David Wyndham, Lawrence
03:05:19
24% meta feminine being.
03:05:20
I put my DMT in crackers 17% a day, 16% of alien, and 8% on machine help.
03:05:25
For about a century, neuroscientists called it hallucinations.
03:05:28
But cognitive scientist Donald Hoffman and collaborators say we've been too quick.
03:05:31
In a new paper titled traces of the.
03:05:32
Although they argue common for most people with general like dreams or like fears
03:05:38
or like things that they believe in, like that's
03:05:40
pretty like across the board in it.
03:05:42
And that's like nothing new other than they're they're applying it to a DMT trip.
03:05:47
Right? Like a
03:05:49
I had a lot of dreams.
03:05:50
A lot of my dreams as a kid involved aliens.
03:05:53
Like, I don't know. Right.
03:05:55
But I think the difference here is like, what if you and your bitch, I'm sorry
03:05:58
if I'm out of line, went to sleep, and then you both woke up
03:06:01
and had the exact same dream that would be notable.
03:06:05
Yeah, like like how did you.
03:06:08
I mean, maybe maybe you were influenced before you went to bed.
03:06:10
Maybe something is influencing the trip that, you know, you didn't hear.
03:06:14
But people apparently have shared
03:06:17
alien experiences, which is, I think, what I guess, like my girlfriend,
03:06:19
I have had similar dreams.
03:06:21
I don't dream much at all either.
03:06:24
It's like I'm always like, oh no, not exactly.
03:06:26
But she's like, oh, I kind of had a similar dream, but I forget what that was.
03:06:29
That was years ago.
03:06:30
But in my dreams, if you look far between,
03:06:33
if you look into a laser at DMT, you can see the code of the universe.
03:06:40
I mean, to go two guards
03:06:42
is opening up to an antenna of sorts that is able to tap into
03:06:47
the universe at all moments.
03:06:49
You know, I'm. I'm
03:06:51
the butterflies on my shower are not floating, but they look like.
03:06:55
I mean, the whole.
03:06:58
The theory is that everything exists all at once and like,
03:07:01
you're able to tap into whatever you just.
03:07:06
But consciousness, not matter, is fundamental.
03:07:08
I'll do my best to try and take this seriously because the people behind it.
03:07:11
No, no, I was I was raised on this.
03:07:13
I know reading is fundamental, not what she said
03:07:17
to try and take this seriously because the people behind
03:07:19
it are not obviously cranks,
03:07:20
but it's a perfect example of a problem I worry about a lot.
03:07:22
What happens when scientists mistake maths for reality?
03:07:25
That's not the general idea behind the why did she say maths?
03:07:29
You know, hallucination paper goes back all the way to
03:07:31
I don't perceive reality as it is only a useful version of it.
03:07:34
Hoffman popularized a modern form of this in his 2019
03:07:36
book The Case Against Reality.
03:07:37
The example he likes to use is icons on a desktop.
03:07:39
The trash is not really the circuitry inside the computer, it's just useful
03:07:42
to pretend you're deleting your files before remembering to delete them all.
03:07:44
Since this, Hoffman says, work the same way
03:07:46
because evolutionary survival not truth.
03:07:48
The part I think is fairly uncontroversial.
03:07:49
Critics mostly say it's nothing new, just old ideas and fresh language.
03:07:52
But Hoffman then goes beyond if perception is just an interface,
03:07:54
he asks what's behind it, and his answer is nothing.
03:07:56
Conscious agents are the only thing that exists.
03:07:58
Reality is just a network of interacting minds,
03:07:59
and we only ever see a thin slice of the interacting network of minds.
03:08:02
So that could be countless other minds out there that we don't know the new people.
03:08:04
They therefore suggest. Quote.
03:08:06
Some entities might correspond to traces of conscious agents
03:08:08
that are normally imperceptible, and they have mass kind of.
03:08:11
In that paper, a mind is a symbol for a probabilistic map.
03:08:13
This means it's a mouse thing, which takes one state.
03:08:16
You're reading off a menu site and gives you probabilities for the next state.
03:08:19
For example, with you picking mathematicians call it a Markov kernel.
03:08:22
It's used for things like weather
03:08:23
forecasts and stock prices and really standard math.
03:08:25
And that is the problem.
03:08:26
Nothing in those kernels encodes anything to do with consciousness or experience.
03:08:29
It's a label they tack on by hand.
03:08:31
In integrated information theory at least,
03:08:32
I try to calculate consciousness from a systems physical structure.
03:08:35
It doesn't really work, but hey, at least my husband's work
03:08:37
consciousness is just a word for mass
03:08:38
that could as well describe a stock portfolio as powerless.
03:08:41
And it's not even wrong.
03:08:41
There's nothing that to be wrong, but fine, who cares about philosophy?
03:08:44
If that's experiments? They propose several ones.
03:08:46
For example, people on a DMT might be able to see colors on a screen
03:08:49
in a different room because they're aliens.
03:08:51
They're all different.
03:08:52
People might say, dude, I can hear colors.
03:08:54
Oh, the same alien presence. And this is all well and good.
03:08:57
The problem is they're not there.
03:08:58
You see this?
03:08:58
And then they can say, okay, but actually the alien didn't feel like helping out.
03:09:02
Or actually the aliens have a different notion of space or whatever.
03:09:04
Not even wrong, as you say.
03:09:05
You saw it coming. It's a ten out of ten. All the bullshit.
03:09:07
That's what you just said.
03:09:08
So to the aliens point of view, everything happened all at once.
03:09:12
It's just a moment in, you know, an instant
03:09:15
that everything unpacked or packed all at the same time.
03:09:19
It's a it's fancy worlds decorated with useless maths.
03:09:21
But it's not all nonsense.
03:09:23
There's something genuinely strange going on here.
03:09:25
Dreams and psychosis recycle the familiar people you know, places
03:09:27
you've been, things you've seen on YouTube and wish you hadn't DMT.
03:09:30
Surf's up aliens! Why?
03:09:31
Nobody knows.
03:09:32
In conclusion, the phenomenon is real and worth studying.
03:09:34
But the mouse is nonsense,
03:09:36
and I'm sorry to report there's no evidence of alien consciousnesses
03:09:38
attempting to communicate through psychedelics.
03:09:40
Wow, that was quite a trip.
03:09:41
I used to receive a lot of spam calls after my cell phone number leaked.
03:09:45
So, I mean, has she ever taken DMT?
03:09:47
Because I don't take your
03:09:50
I mean, again, probably she's right.
03:09:52
But if she's never experienced it, maybe she takes it and then she's like,
03:09:55
oh my God, everything I said was wrong.
03:09:57
And I saw the aliens
03:10:00
only from some online shops that I used to use.
03:10:02
This is why I've signed up to incognito.
03:10:04
I know you're going to do that.
03:10:07
I could tell she was done.
03:10:09
I didn't stop
03:10:11
Detroit's worst ever day.
03:10:12
Did you see this?
03:10:16
Look at that.
03:10:17
I mean, I was there.
03:10:19
I think.
03:10:20
Yeah, I was there.
03:10:21
My eyes are oh I wasn't, I was, I was out of state.
03:10:24
I was out of state for a little bit.
03:10:25
Not so.
03:10:29
That's crazy.
03:10:31
And I forgot to show this for, before I said that it it probably wasn't.
03:10:37
It's a pot leaf looking at, head of lettuce.
03:10:40
Iceberg lettuce.
03:10:40
And it says, who's the devil's lettuce now?
03:10:45
Nobody.
03:10:48
And then finally, this one
03:10:50
who I got into an argument online about.
03:10:53
You'll never guess.
03:10:54
What about.
03:10:57
It's what?
03:11:12
So what he's pointing out is like,
03:11:14
there's a big, big, big pocket of cold or hot air right there.
03:11:18
You could see because there's clouds in the other.
03:11:20
Otherwise blue sky. There's a pocket of clouds. Right?
03:11:23
When the contrail hits that pocket, it starts becoming visible.
03:11:27
Literally.
03:11:27
You can see the line where it happens.
03:11:31
Look at the X.
03:11:32
Now that's obviously that's
03:11:34
because it's off in the distance and the sun is making it.
03:11:36
It's a complete optical illusion. I would doubt that.
03:11:39
They're even contrails or chem trails.
03:11:45
I think it just so happens to be one contrail
03:11:47
on the upper left, and the other ones are just a cloud.
03:11:54
I've seen XS in the sky.
03:11:55
Does that mean that they're
03:11:57
manufactured?
03:12:01
Could be.
03:12:03
Could be.
03:12:04
Yeah.
03:12:04
I'm not going to say, but that's so obvious.
03:12:07
It literally right when it hits that colder hotter the different.
03:12:10
You can see it change.
03:12:21
Sitting there or if it isn't
03:12:25
looking.
03:12:28
Clear the ley lines with love everybody.
03:12:30
So just in case you thought that this guy had any credibility,
03:12:34
he wants you to clear the ley lines with love.
03:12:38
There's nothing wrong with love.
03:12:39
But just clearing the ley lines with love. I'm
03:12:43
not sure what that is.
03:12:45
Food is not love.
03:12:49
Michigan politics live in a
03:12:53
dot dot dot.
03:12:55
Oh, yeah.
03:12:55
There's two of them for the second one.
03:12:57
That's one, not the other one.
03:12:59
This is the tough one as well. Yeah.
03:13:01
Just one is, jet lag down and play
03:13:05
the left one.
03:13:08
Correct.
03:13:10
Yeah. Fuck the other one.
03:13:11
You wrote it on.
03:13:17
She talks
03:13:18
like a baby and it bothers me so much I can't understand what it is.
03:13:22
If you see, she's got, like, a tongue.
03:13:24
I paused it, and she's got like it.
03:13:26
She needs a tongue snap or something. The next.
03:13:27
If it's medical, then I apologize.
03:13:29
But I can't take anything you're saying here.
03:13:32
You see?
03:13:40
Can't hear.
03:13:43
Stick it to them.
03:13:45
You can't hear it. You said.
03:13:46
You say you can't hear it.
03:13:48
Coconuts! Son of a bitch!
03:13:51
Well, don't even check online.
03:13:53
I'll just reopen for the hearing.
03:13:59
I need to talk to myself in the mansion.
03:14:03
I was talking about it.
03:14:04
All right, so I hear you guys.
03:14:07
How about now? No.
03:14:16
No, I'll suck my dick.
03:14:22
How about now?
03:14:26
I'm gonna be honest.
03:14:27
Yes, I know I am going to be working on our behalf.
03:14:31
I am going to be telling the stories on our behalf.
03:14:35
And you better believe I'm going to be doing it
03:14:38
with a little bit of joy, a little bit of enthusiasm,
03:14:41
a little bit of energy and a little bit of stick get to them
03:14:45
because that's the Michigan I'm going to come.
03:14:48
It's like a black Yooper.
03:14:51
Blooper.
03:14:52
Yeah, yeah, it's a blooper.
03:14:55
That's
03:14:57
one blooper.
03:14:58
But, you know, tree bites me like, live down by the river.
03:15:01
Roll it back.
03:15:04
Oh. Is everybody.
03:15:05
Hey, I'm a motivational speaker.
03:15:07
Oh, let's get started by.
03:15:09
Let me give you a little bit of a scenario of what my life is all about.
03:15:14
I live in a van.
03:15:16
I'm down by the river right
03:15:18
now, you cancer, probably saying to yourselves, hey,
03:15:21
I'm going to go out and I'm going to get the world by the tail
03:15:24
and wrap it around and pull it down and put it in my this is, Hayley
03:15:29
Stephenson speech, just in case, Haley Stevens speech, in case you missed it.
03:15:33
Well, I'm here today.
03:15:35
She's put on a little weight to tell you that,
03:15:37
because if I'm going to amount to squat now, you kids are probably asking
03:15:44
yourselves, man, how can we get back on the right track?
03:15:49
Oh, man, it's going to be your shadow.
03:15:52
Here's you, here's Matt, there's you there.
03:15:58
With a little bit of joy, a little bit of enthusiasm,
03:16:00
a little bit of energy and a little bit of it too,
03:16:04
because that's the Michigan way.
03:16:09
Oh, I.
03:16:13
Now should I you the body language.
03:16:15
Just so we're the voices I believe even just I'm going to get down here.
03:16:22
I see it.
03:16:29
Now. Yeah.
03:16:31
It's.
03:16:35
Oh, my.
03:16:37
Dude, I've I've bent down.
03:16:39
I've walked into things really hard. Things.
03:16:42
And it rings.
03:16:43
It really does ring.
03:16:44
Oh, he hit that so hard I don't.
03:16:48
This is not funny.
03:16:55
I'm. He had all that soft wood to the right
03:17:02
and he hit the fucking cement pillar.
03:17:06
He might have went right through.
03:17:07
Was it a garage door or something? What is that to the right?
03:17:10
Some kind of a door? I think
03:17:13
he would have busted right through that.
03:17:14
Would have hit that steady. Hit the pillar.
03:17:16
Now he's dead.
03:17:17
I can't believe this is the second. I.
03:17:42
I wish all three times gone by.
03:17:44
We reach for the stars.
03:17:45
We touch the sky.
03:17:46
Rise on the backs of giants.
03:17:48
For starters.
03:17:49
Fire, we roar so loud can we get much higher.
03:17:57
Strap paradox.
03:17:57
Imagine you were a huge Beatles fan.
03:17:59
You travel back in time to 1960s Liverpool to watch them perform live.
03:18:02
While you were there, you meet a young John
03:18:03
Lennon before the Beatles became famous.
03:18:05
He asks you what kind of music he should write.
03:18:06
You are such a big fan
03:18:07
that you remember all the lyrics perfectly, so you write down the words
03:18:10
to every Beatles song and hand them to him.
03:18:11
He goes on to write those exact songs.
03:18:13
The Beatles become the most famous band in history.
03:18:15
Okay, I get your point.
03:18:17
I have a point.
03:18:19
Become such a huge fan that you travel back in time to watch them perform.
03:18:22
Now here is the question who actually wrote those songs?
03:18:25
You say John Lennon wrote them, but
03:18:26
John Lennon got the lyrics from you and you got them from John Lennon.
03:18:28
The songs, excuse me, Jerry,
03:18:30
they have always existed in this timeline, but they were never actually created
03:18:33
by anyone. This is the bootstrap paradox.
03:18:35
When an object or piece of information travels back in time and becomes
03:18:38
the cause of itself, it exists in an endless loop with no origin point.
03:18:41
Nobody created it. It simply is.
03:18:43
It is called the bootstrap paradox because the phrase pulling yourself up
03:18:46
by your own bootstraps, which is physically impossible.
03:18:48
You cannot lift yourself using only your own arms.
03:18:51
But in time travel, the information does exactly that.
03:18:54
It creates itself.
03:18:55
The paradox raises a question that has no clear
03:18:56
answer can something exist without ever having been created?
03:18:59
And if it can, where did it actually come from?
03:19:00
The bootstrap here you start by.
03:19:03
We reach for the stars.
03:19:05
We touch.
03:19:05
The sky lies on the backs of giants.
03:19:08
For starters. For we roar.
03:19:10
So how can we get much higher?
03:19:23
We did it.
03:19:24
We did it.
03:19:25
So today is today.
03:19:29
And yesterday was today.
03:19:30
Yesterday.
03:19:33
Tomorrow will be today.
03:19:34
Tomorrow.
03:19:35
So it says if you're listening.
03:19:38
Whenever I'm having a bad day I remember what Kamala Harris once said.
03:19:42
Live today.
03:19:45
So the future today will be as the past.
03:19:49
Today
03:19:51
as it is tomorrow.
03:19:53
Tomorrow will be today.
03:19:55
Tomorrow.
03:19:57
So live today.
03:20:00
So the future today will be doing it
03:20:04
today
03:20:06
as it is tomorrow.
03:20:09
Today is today.
03:20:10
And yesterday was today.
03:20:13
Yesterday.
03:20:15
And here quote was
03:20:18
and I thought Joe Biden was in college today.
03:20:22
So the future today will be as the past.
03:20:28
And then of course it says
03:20:31
Biden is also here.
03:20:33
Joe, what you doing?
03:20:37
Wait, just in case you didn't catch that, he said, would you be doing this video?
03:20:40
Yes. He is. Good. So good. Yeah.
03:20:44
Well, yeah.
03:20:46
They do know Joe.
03:20:51
Joe. Hello.
03:20:53
Good night.
03:20:56
You been doing.
03:21:01
I spend a lot of time with my family.
03:21:04
I'm dealing with a cancer diagnosis, and I've been getting treatment,
03:21:07
and it's been going really well.
03:21:10
So I'm looking at cancer
03:21:12
and all those who offer their prayers and support and well-wishes.
03:21:15
It's meant the world to me. And you.
03:21:19
Jill.
03:21:20
I've written a book about my time as president.
03:21:22
It's called Promise Me America.
03:21:25
It's coming on November.
03:21:27
It's available for preorder now, and.
03:21:32
It's coming out.
03:21:33
We faced as a nation about the decisions I made.
03:21:38
Why? I made them.
03:21:40
This is not a plane or himself leading the country through.
03:21:44
We want this to be running the economy
03:21:47
and restoring our democracy after the attack on January 6th,
03:21:52
or ending our nation's longest war in Afghanistan.
03:21:55
What's transpired this week?
03:21:57
I was a great fit.
03:22:00
On January 6th, I ended our nation's longest war in Afghanistan,
03:22:06
the nation's longest war in Afghanistan, our nation's longest war in Afghanistan
03:22:09
ended early any end in our nation's longest war in Afghanistan.
03:22:14
Clear as day, he said in an 80 entered Indian
03:22:18
that those right.
03:22:23
There, captain for that.
03:22:25
Yeah.
03:22:26
He said ending our nation's longest war in Afghanistan.
03:22:30
Okay, let me see if I can hear that.
03:22:31
Let me see if I can hear.
03:22:35
Any. Our nation's longest war in Afghanistan.
03:22:38
Okay. I can hear it now. All right.
03:22:40
Truncated broadcast with this,
03:22:43
all that, you know, for any other nations.
03:22:46
All right, so here, let's play a game.
03:22:48
If you're such a you don't read it.
03:22:49
Ending our nation's longest war in Afghanistan.
03:22:52
And what their strategy into is six.
03:22:57
You know,
03:22:59
it's I mean, you know, is supporting.
03:23:03
Yeah.
03:23:04
Some money.
03:23:05
You know, I chose to run for reelection and why I chose to strengthen
03:23:10
these ranks is to break Ukraine.
03:23:13
I need a strategy strengthening NATO and supporting
03:23:17
Ukraine. So.
03:23:21
It is supporting Ukraine.
03:23:25
It's about why I chose to run for reelection.
03:23:28
I chose to.
03:23:31
There's no way there's no getting it right.
03:23:32
You know what and why I chose to.
03:23:37
It's about why I chose to run for reelection.
03:23:40
It's not why I chose to run for reelection.
03:23:42
It's about why I chose running for reelection.
03:23:45
It's about why choice?
03:23:46
Well, I smelt,
03:23:50
but why I chose to run for reelection
03:23:53
and why I chose to step aside.
03:23:56
You can choose to run.
03:23:58
It's about my faith in the promise. America.
03:24:03
The promise we made to those who've gone before us on earth.
03:24:06
No sacrifice now.
03:24:09
We made to one another.
03:24:10
And to treat everyone with dignity and respect.
03:24:13
Now the promise they made to future generations
03:24:16
of Americans to remain beacon to the world.
03:24:19
Promise they like, they like.
03:24:21
One of them is about my faith in America and the American people.
03:24:25
I hope you read it, and I hope it strengthens your faith in what we can do
03:24:29
as a nation, as a people.
03:24:33
Chicken.
03:24:33
The China, the Chinese chicken
03:24:37
is right.
03:24:39
That's fascinating.
03:24:41
So he's cashing in.
03:24:45
Biden is cashing in
03:24:46
that someone else has. And,
03:24:50
Biden's estate is cashing in
03:24:53
right?
03:24:56
I'm going to come
03:24:59
for the cockroach.
03:25:01
What does that mean?
03:25:04
The heck does that mean?
03:25:08
I'm going to come out
03:25:09
more comfortable with this, but still, I'm going to come.
03:25:13
Jesus.
03:25:14
This is the second I video we've had.
03:25:16
Right.
03:25:17
That's I thought
03:25:20
well, her nipple just crawled out of her dress.
03:25:25
And it's a lot.
03:25:26
Holy crap.
03:25:27
Dude, that's got to be. I,
03:25:31
I'm more comfortable at this hour,
03:25:32
but we're still in the 80s here in the Valley.
03:25:35
So overnight.
03:25:36
Yeah, right. It hung on her hair.
03:25:39
It's not necessarily.
03:25:42
It's on the money.
03:25:43
You feel that and freak out?
03:25:45
She's interviewing the mic.
03:25:47
She's interviewing the roach now.
03:25:50
So, guys, I kind of.
03:25:52
I just kind of feel I'm not a virgin anymore.
03:25:55
I don't think you've been touched a titty
03:25:58
really dropping in this.
03:26:00
My cock touched your city, to be honest.
03:26:02
All he wants to do is tell everyone about it, just like anyone else.
03:26:06
Right?
03:26:07
Leads to less recovery time from the date it flew away.
03:26:12
Cockroaches fly, apparently in Sherman Oaks, California.
03:26:16
Time he and fly.
03:26:17
Just not, not at all.
03:26:22
They scatter and scurry about.
03:26:25
I pray to God this is a,
03:26:27
It has to be I right?
03:26:30
Yeah. Oh,
03:26:33
somebody told her.
03:26:34
You think she knew? She knew.
03:26:35
She kept in an actor reporter frame and did the
03:26:40
did the show, and then,
03:26:49
You know who.
03:26:51
How did you not move?
03:26:52
She knew.
03:26:52
And it's a lot more comfortable at this hour, but we're still.
03:26:56
Fuck that.
03:26:57
I have to watch in the 80s here in the Valley.
03:27:00
So overnight temperatures not necessarily dropping.
03:27:03
And this leads to less recovery time from the daytime heat.
03:27:06
And I'm saying real. I'm thinking it's real.
03:27:12
Real.
03:27:14
I'm thinking it's real, not I.
03:27:16
Something that doesn't happen much anymore.
03:27:19
An insane fight broke out
03:27:21
on Saint Mark's in front of me today.
03:27:24
This is Michael O'hare's site or channel?
03:27:27
I mean.
03:27:32
You know, Mr.
03:27:33
O'Hare,
03:27:35
but, what's happening here is the mailbox.
03:27:39
Why isn't the mailbox green or mailboxes supposed to be
03:27:41
blue?
03:27:45
Whoa.
03:27:47
That was the nicest little tap.
03:27:49
It was like it was his car. And he won't look.
03:27:51
He comes in swinging hard, but then stopped.
03:27:54
Oh, it's a skateboard.
03:27:57
Oh my God.
03:28:01
There's a gay guy.
03:28:03
Oh my God,
03:28:05
why are you saying he's gay?
03:28:08
Oh my God, we're like a fagot.
03:28:15
Oh, fuck.
03:28:19
Oh, he saved the skateboard.
03:28:22
He saved the skateboard. Oh.
03:28:26
So, blond guy gets two for the takedown.
03:28:30
Star doesn't hit him when he's down.
03:28:32
Lets him get back up.
03:28:35
We was there.
03:28:36
You. I thought there was you. The two there.
03:28:37
I was like, that's the gayest ever.
03:28:39
Yeah, that's the gayest noise you've ever made on the show.
03:28:41
Copy them.
03:28:42
Really?
03:28:42
Here's this draw again.
03:28:43
Just in case it's.
03:28:47
Hello?
03:28:48
I have a drop for that gay.
03:28:52
I find it.
03:28:56
Nope. That's not it.
03:28:56
Here it is.
03:28:59
Wait, this is fake.
03:29:00
That's the noise. 000.
03:29:07
Oh! Oh, God.
03:29:11
Oh, he's got him in a headlock.
03:29:16
Don't worry.
03:29:16
The guy in the black clothes is filming it,
03:29:20
so everything will be okay.
03:29:21
He must be an arborist.
03:29:22
He has a tree tattoo.
03:29:25
He thought I was a disc golf or an Asian symbol,
03:29:27
but it ends up just being a tree tattoo
03:29:31
literally means forest man.
03:29:35
Hey, hey.
03:29:36
It's, So
03:29:40
I don't know if you know this, but I was a soccer referee.
03:29:43
And one thing I found is that if there's ever
03:29:45
a heated moment on the field or off the pitch,
03:29:49
the one thing that really works is just going, hey, hey,
03:29:52
hey, hey, hey, hey.
03:29:57
And then followed by, after five, 4 or 5 Hayes
03:30:01
stop at.
03:30:06
Dude, leaving the guy, like the guy in the back
03:30:07
there, he's a little bit bigger. Why is he just watching?
03:30:09
It looks like he's directing traffic and making people where he's.
03:30:14
I think he's on pizza, man.
03:30:16
Hey, hey, it's time you.
03:30:19
Hey hey hey hey hey.
03:30:22
He attacked me, okay?
03:30:25
He attacked me.
03:30:26
I know this is where the video starts.
03:30:28
Maybe something happened before there,
03:30:30
but there.
03:30:31
That was the first thing that we just witnessed.
03:30:34
So the blond guy just lied.
03:30:35
Maybe it happened before the video started,
03:30:37
but with all the evidence we have presented, he clearly attacked first.
03:30:42
Hey hey, hey.
03:30:47
Oh. Oh, no.
03:30:49
Now, the two people that are saying he. It's they're taking sides.
03:30:52
Let's go find ways have already been created.
03:30:57
Downs over the top.
03:30:58
Oh, look, now he's going to.
03:31:00
Oh, hey, do you have the drop?
03:31:01
Because it looks like he might be in a no, I don't, I mean
03:31:06
okay then egg roll.
03:31:09
That's very inappropriate I apologize.
03:31:11
Yeah, you're the,
03:31:14
I woke up, I woke my kids up.
03:31:16
So come down. Not.
03:31:21
That was this.
03:31:21
That sounded like the best part that happened.
03:31:23
Why is the camera suddenly going.
03:31:27
Down the.
03:31:30
You guys better stop and break it down because the cops are coming.
03:31:35
Because clearly, during the right frame of mind
03:31:38
and making perfectly sane decisions up till now.
03:31:41
So the cops coming should just snap them right out of it.
03:31:43
Right?
03:31:44
Oh my goodness. Yes.
03:31:47
Holy fuck.
03:31:50
New York is let.
03:31:52
And so he was he wasn't cursing.
03:31:56
That was the name of the Asian guy.
03:31:59
Two gay guys.
03:32:00
Holy fuck. What's his name?
03:32:03
Holy fuck.
03:32:05
Let's see a bunch of gay guys.
03:32:07
I know you guys can't believe it, but it's 147
03:32:10
and I zipped through the entire show.
03:32:12
The only thing we have left is Maine politics and a mash
03:32:15
up of Fernando.
03:32:19
Oh, I'm sorry.
03:32:20
And a quick, quick, quick look. A little thing right here.
03:32:24
So since Covid,
03:32:27
this, this, this, this wonderful feature of us about,
03:32:30
that I really like about us as a society has left us.
03:32:34
But it's back. We are back.
03:32:36
Hold on a second time might even deserve this.
03:32:46
Oh. So cool.
03:32:46
Now, this morning on today's consumer.
03:33:06
Look at that.
03:33:06
I'm back.
03:33:07
I can't hear anything.
03:33:13
This is fucked.
03:33:16
Worst show ever.
03:33:17
I mean, best show ever.
03:33:25
Can I hear
03:33:28
is it live?
03:33:29
It still says on air.
03:33:36
Yeah.
03:33:36
I thought you left, but I was actually me that left.
03:33:41
There's the main director.
03:33:42
I see something going through. I'm there
03:33:45
that you stop sharing.
03:33:51
Let's try this again.
03:33:54
I don't know if we just totally cut out and came back here.
03:33:56
We totally cut out. But I'm going to.
03:33:59
You got to rejoin, draw, rejoin.
03:34:16
I don't know if I'm connected or not.
03:34:31
Yeah, that came up.
03:34:40
Okay, I can see me.
03:34:42
So let's open Rumble and see if that's
03:34:44
actually still alive.
03:34:47
Rumbles not opening.
03:34:50
I don't think I'm online.
03:35:03
Alive.
03:35:03
Oh, look at that. There I am.
03:35:05
All right, so we're back.
03:35:39
I should be talking.
03:35:40
I'm just staring.
03:35:40
So I'm trying to get the, all my things to load back up.
03:35:43
So my internet went down. My main internet went down.
03:35:46
I'm not sure if the show is going out live or not.
03:35:48
I'm trying to open Rumble to check.
03:35:50
Oh, I do see me on Rumble.
03:35:51
Okay, so we are back.
03:35:53
My wow when I when I lost my internet.
03:35:54
It's still out, but I have a, secondary
03:35:58
when Verizon hotspot that it kicked over to. But
03:36:03
oh my
03:36:06
Boards and sounds and clips and everything.
03:36:10
I'm trying to get them to reload, but they're not.
03:36:14
I've been using that hotspot.
03:36:16
It's the end of the month to. That's 21st.
03:36:17
I don't know how much. That's probably a month. Limited data.
03:36:20
They give you like 50 gigs included
03:36:24
for the incredible amount of price per month.
03:36:26
But then after that you get like secondary lanes, but it's the middle of the night.
03:36:30
It shouldn't be that bad.
03:36:33
I can't get anybody else to load.
03:36:40
Okay, so you know what?
03:36:41
This is probably where it cut out.
03:36:42
We were talking about the all you can eat,
03:36:45
so I don't know where it cut out, but I'll just start with that.
03:36:48
All you can eat meals are back.
03:36:49
Since Covid, they've been gone, but now there may be some long
03:36:54
awaited news for Olive garden fans.
03:36:56
In particular, NBC's business correspondent
03:36:58
Brian Chung is here with the details. Hey, Brian. Hey.
03:37:01
Good morning. Or at some say in Italy. Bonjour.
03:37:03
Now that the Olive garden is.
03:37:05
Well, that is where I don't think. They say Bongiorno changes.
03:37:08
Bring you back a social media favorite that probably never ending pasta.
03:37:11
Pasta.
03:37:12
And it's not just Olive garden.
03:37:13
Other restaurants are jumping in on the all
03:37:15
you can eat train, too, as consumers look for ways to stretch their dollars,
03:37:21
never ending festivals back.
03:37:22
It's the pasta deal that can bring Breadstick Nation to tears with you.
03:37:27
Dessert.
03:37:28
I guess it's only fair if people start announcing
03:37:30
temperature is a viral never ending possible, and even answering
03:37:35
pleas from true linguine lovers, please bring back the never ending pasta.
03:37:39
Pasta.
03:37:40
Yes, starting Thursday, the never ending pasta pass will. Yes.
03:37:43
You might not heard this too.
03:37:45
I got in line.
03:37:46
They they gave away 10,000 of these on this day at 2 p.m.,
03:37:49
$100, 13 weeks of all the pasta you can eat.
03:37:52
I clicked on the button to join.
03:37:54
Join, join in.
03:37:55
About that long, less than a second two seconds, tops and I connected
03:37:58
and there were 200,000 people in front of me,
03:38:00
and they were only giving out 10,100 bucks plus tax.
03:38:03
Cardholders can enjoy 13 weeks stuffed with unlimited pasta beginning next month.
03:38:08
For everyone else, the never ending possible promotion will start at 1499.
03:38:13
Olive garden all you can eat pasta.
03:38:15
I don't think they're ready.
03:38:17
It all comes as consumers are craving better deals when they eat so much.
03:38:23
If you didn't get in on the $100
03:38:24
pasta pass five survey, it's still 1499 for the pasta.
03:38:28
Thinking they're breadsticks with more than a 30 minute salad.
03:38:31
You see, they're eating at restaurants less often than they did a year prior.
03:38:34
Where are diners right now in terms of trying?
03:38:37
Well, it's because if you take two people go out to dinner,
03:38:41
it's like 70 bucks now instead of 40, 50
03:38:44
with like an actual drink, alcoholic drink, 50 bucks.
03:38:48
I was we used to go out.
03:38:49
I mean, for years we went I was 50 bucks for my wife and I.
03:38:52
Now it's 75 to 100
03:38:55
same places and a fine value at that point I can make.
03:38:58
I can put steaks on the grill.
03:39:00
It's not quite as good.
03:39:01
Sometimes it's better, more times it's probably better.
03:39:04
Healthier.
03:39:05
Steak actually is a piece of steak instead of glued
03:39:09
perfectly consistent steak off of consumers.
03:39:12
Frankenstein. Really, really cutting back.
03:39:14
They want something really good
03:39:16
for the money that they're going to give restaurants and all.
03:39:20
You can eat really good.
03:39:22
But the OG isn't the only offering for those looking to stretch their dollar
03:39:26
and stomachs.
03:39:28
There's more dubs we do best.
03:39:30
Buffalo Wild Wings is serving a bottomless appetizer starting at 9.99.
03:39:35
Another one
03:39:36
while Applebee's is turning up the heat with select all you can eat entrees.
03:39:40
So I've never done that.
03:39:41
Do you have to pick just one app,
03:39:43
and then you can get as many chicken nuggets as you want?
03:39:46
Or can you switch back and forth between cheesesteaks, fries, all the apps
03:39:50
they have? Because that
03:39:52
that would be value for 1599.
03:39:55
Even Red lobster look too real and some deal hungry diners this summer.
03:39:58
This is literally the deal that made them go bankrupt.
03:40:01
All you can eat shrimp and shrimp is back briefly bringing back.
03:40:05
It's not because they lost money in shrimp, it's
03:40:07
just because they only do it for one day of the week.
03:40:09
And anybody who likes Red lobster just goes
03:40:12
and they're so busy that day and nobody goes the other six days.
03:40:15
Endless shrimp,
03:40:16
a promotion that helped sink the chain into bankruptcy back in 2024.
03:40:20
And I just can't last forever.
03:40:22
Experts say
03:40:22
this bounty of deals is the industry's reaction to the casual dining deal,
03:40:26
which has forced chains to come up with more offerings
03:40:29
that will entice consumers to come back to the table.
03:40:31
This is the biggest value environment that we've seen since the Great Recession.
03:40:36
I mean, oh, I know I tube's now or can be, but we are seeing a lot of idiot
03:40:41
aggressive offers, meaning all you IP address
03:40:44
an even bigger comeback because as he gets ready to shell out
03:40:48
never ending pasta and add some sauce to the bottom line,
03:40:52
does it get keeping in the theme?
03:40:54
We got the breadsticks.
03:40:56
We're eating them again.
03:40:57
I should remind people that there are only be 10,000 of those pasta pasta.
03:41:00
So you have to go online to get it. They've crunch the numbers.
03:41:03
They've crunched the numbers. 10,000 I do.
03:41:05
I was I signed up like seconds after it started this second.
03:41:09
This is something that 200,000.
03:41:11
You can start using it beginning at the end of August.
03:41:13
And then for people that don't have the pass,
03:41:15
you'll be able to have the unlimited pasta option.
03:41:17
I believe it's going to be awesome.
03:41:19
That's a lot of pasta.
03:41:20
And it's just I hope that the the number crunchers at all, okay,
03:41:23
I can get there from here.
03:41:24
Have done their homework for $100.
03:41:26
If you wanted to, you could just eat dinner there
03:41:28
every night over the course of that 13 week period.
03:41:30
Sorry, I midnight, right? Yes.
03:41:32
Okay. But nonetheless, you gotta do the math, right.
03:41:34
It's a challenge for people to try to like, okay, me like, can I get my money?
03:41:37
But does have to go five times.
03:41:39
But that's the thing.
03:41:39
Like, I feel like if it becomes a game for a lot of people, like if you
03:41:42
if you've paid to eat all you can.
03:41:45
Yeah, well, don't encourage everyone.
03:41:46
I'm just saying, like, you got to get your money's worth at it.
03:41:48
Can you bring back the stuffed mushrooms?
03:41:50
Because I know it's bad for for asking for free.
03:41:53
Requested. Help me. Let me email somebody.
03:41:56
Thank you for the, one of these and the bottomless salad offers later.
03:42:00
I love the Mr. Hope.
03:42:01
Save your breadsticks. Hey.
03:42:08
Come on.
03:42:08
Load. Come on. You can load.
03:42:10
I know you can load.
03:42:12
I'm limping along here on a hotspot.
03:42:17
No, I don't have Starlink.
03:42:20
I'm not sure if this is going to play.
03:42:25
The suspense is killing me.
03:42:31
All right, well, I'll just keep.
03:42:32
Let that load and we'll go on to this.
03:42:38
Hey, that's me.
03:42:43
Come on.
03:42:44
You can share it. You can do it.
03:42:47
There's no way I have enough bandwidth to run OBS,
03:42:49
so hopefully it's not glitching out.
03:42:52
It says I'm live, so I'm just going to keep going.
03:42:54
Meanwhile, at the main Senate Democratic debate.
03:43:00
Oh. Holy shit.
03:43:02
Where are we?
03:43:02
Just talking about meatloaf, like three weeks ago.
03:43:05
Meatloaf is now running
03:43:08
for the Maine Senate.
03:43:12
I can really get a good look at him.
03:43:14
This is the voice of the voter.
03:43:16
Maine debate.
03:43:20
Wait, is this for the guy that they kicked out the Democrat?
03:43:22
They kicked out because he did something wrong?
03:43:26
Oh, I ran for office several times.
03:43:28
Didn't win, but he did run in the, and, I'm a songwriter.
03:43:37
And then, of course, you are your meatloaf.
03:43:39
We know that.
03:43:43
You know what this guy promised us?
03:43:44
He would do anything, but he wouldn't do that.
03:43:48
I write my own books, and then it's supposed my transparent and see it.
03:43:53
I wouldn't lie to people, and I wouldn't deceive the people.
03:43:56
Like we're being deceived right now.
03:43:58
Like, oh, I ran for office.
03:44:02
That's ironic.
03:44:04
We're being deceived right now.
03:44:05
Like, oh, I ran for office.
03:44:08
This deceived the people. Like we're being deceived right now.
03:44:10
Like we wouldn't deceive the people.
03:44:12
Like we're being deceived right now.
03:44:13
Like, oh, I ran for office several times, didn't win, but he did run.
03:44:18
And then,
03:44:20
I'm a songwriter and.
03:44:27
I wouldn't lie
03:44:28
to people and I wouldn't deceive, lie to people,
03:44:31
and I wouldn't lie to people, and I wouldn't lie to people.
03:44:35
I wouldn't lie, I wouldn't lie to people.
03:44:38
I wouldn't lie to people, and I wouldn't lie to people.
03:44:42
I wouldn't lie to people, and I wouldn't lie to people.
03:44:46
And I wouldn't deceive to have to serve in the U.S.
03:44:48
Senate.
03:44:49
Oh, I ran for office several times, didn't win, but he did run.
03:44:53
And then, I'm a songwriter and then I write my own books,
03:44:58
and then it's supposed my turn and see,
03:45:02
I wouldn't lie to people and I wouldn't deceive the people.
03:45:05
Like, we're being deceived right now. Like
03:45:09
we can't lie to the smoke of smoke and mirrors.
03:45:11
Like what was going on with
03:45:13
I pretend like pretending like these victims did something wrong.
03:45:17
Like that's unacceptable.
03:45:21
I suppose the biggest thing is, like, I'm
03:45:23
just an angry citizen now, and if I got elected, I'd be an angry senator.
03:45:27
And I think that would probably be the their worst nightmare.
03:46:11
So it says,
03:46:14
And this is the news from Colin, right?
03:46:15
Maine Democrat Ashley Webb, who said he would not lie or deceive
03:46:19
people, claims in a Reddit post that his that he and his monthly period where he.
03:46:26
I'm going to start that over despite a very
03:46:30
nervous.
03:46:33
Wait I did, I did it.
03:46:35
Did you lose me again?
03:46:36
Son of a bitch!
03:46:39
Am I still here?
03:46:40
What happened?
03:46:42
My internet came back,
03:46:44
so my IP addresses work and everything,
03:46:46
but I'm not sure I'm live now.
03:46:49
Me and director pop it out.
03:46:54
And my movie.
03:46:54
Yeah. All right.
03:46:55
I guess we're still going.
03:46:56
So Maine Democrat Ashley Webb, who said he would not lie or deceive
03:47:00
people, he would not lie or deceive people,
03:47:04
claims in a Reddit
03:47:05
claims in Reddit post that he ovulate and he has monthly periods,
03:47:10
but because he has external male parts instead of the proper whole,
03:47:14
the period blood comes out of his anus.
03:47:19
Despite being
03:47:21
Harriet typed as XY, he says he's pretty positive.
03:47:25
I am x x type.
03:47:28
He also believes that his female internal
03:47:30
or he has female internal organs, although Cat scans have turned up nothing.
03:47:35
So once again, he doesn't want a liar deceive people.
03:47:37
Nothing to see here.
03:47:38
Perfectly fine.
03:47:47
I feel like I'm in a.
03:47:51
I'm. I'm drunk drinking.
03:47:53
I know I.
03:47:59
And I'm not.
03:48:04
And there's something in the air
03:48:07
as far back.
03:48:10
We're going to end the show with a couple of music
03:48:13
stars to break the.
03:48:17
Latest
03:48:19
you 20 to you.
03:48:21
I let you down.
03:48:26
There's no people.
03:48:29
If I had to give the
03:48:31
I, I don't know
03:48:35
if I have to do the same.
03:48:38
I know my story.
03:48:52
I'm going to put in my extra time
03:48:53
that I owe.
03:48:57
Know.
03:49:05
I'm. At the time,
03:49:12
the stars that I.
03:49:17
Never, ever do me I need to another know
03:49:22
I've never felt better.
03:49:28
If I can't do the same.
03:49:30
You get I do the same for me.
03:49:34
Go ahead.
03:49:39
No no no no.
03:49:42
To the.
03:49:46
If I had to do the same again,
03:49:49
I do my thing.
03:49:53
Yes. If I had to do the same,
03:49:56
I had to
03:49:58
save the again I do.
03:50:00
I think the.
03:50:04
I could do the same.
03:50:07
I did
03:50:09
it again.
03:50:11
Know my friend,
03:50:16
I do this.
03:50:18
I. Can,
03:50:26
I have to do this.
03:50:29
I do, yes.
03:50:37
This is.
03:50:39
Gotcha, gotcha.
03:50:41
Gotcha, bitch. Yes.
03:50:48
Merry Christmas motherfucker.
03:50:50
Gotcha, gotcha!
03:50:52
Gotcha, bitch!
03:50:54
Yes, I believe I can die.
03:50:58
I, I believe I can,
03:51:01
I gotcha, bitch about it.
03:51:04
Everybody knee up and spread my wings
03:51:08
and fly away.
03:51:12
I believe.
03:51:13
Oh, I almost forgot.
03:51:14
I have footage like I did.
03:51:17
Everybody.
03:51:19
You, spread my wings and fly away.
03:51:31
Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats.
03:51:35
The show is about to begin. And.
03:51:57
Oh, you did it!
03:52:01
You. Oh!
03:52:17
Yeah.
03:52:20
I saw you.
03:52:26
Did you see
03:52:29
that?
03:52:29
I got it, I had him.
03:52:32
Hang on, hang on. I've had a good
03:52:35
I give it, I got it, I hear you, okay?
03:52:39
Cause you gotta be in my pack.
03:52:42
You gotta get him.
03:52:44
He's gonna be
03:52:47
all right.
03:52:49
I'm gonna be all right.
03:52:53
I got housing, should I get paid for this?
03:52:57
I was oh, honey, it's Jade.
03:53:01
It's me that. Hey, these are my.
03:53:04
Let me shoot you.
03:53:06
The sweet people.
03:53:07
I treat her that good. The town.
03:53:10
She's a wonderful dancer.
03:53:13
It's me.
03:53:13
All right?
03:53:16
I got to be up his high.
03:53:18
High.
03:53:19
I want him to hear something good.
03:53:23
Now. I need to leave today.
03:53:26
I feel good, I got him.
03:53:28
He's gonna do it. Feel good.
03:53:32
He love when he come back.
03:53:34
Me? I.
03:53:37
Wow. Oh.
03:53:39
Oh. You feeling good?
03:53:47
Hey, how's your mouth tonight?
03:53:52
His wife may not seem to know
03:53:56
time is up in their genes that quit
03:54:00
your and give you that chance.
03:54:03
Say, hey,
03:54:05
she's got.
03:54:11
To be up his ass.
03:54:13
She's gonna try.
03:54:16
I signed up for him.
03:54:19
He'll be all rolled up to
03:54:25
get my child.
03:54:27
I know that I.
03:54:31
Oh, oh, oh, you been good tonight?
03:54:40
Let's get those hands up.
03:54:44
Oh, you're a chucker.
03:54:49
McMorris. You.
03:55:07
Are you better? It.
03:55:11
Let me see those hands tonight.
03:55:20
Clapping blue.
03:55:21
Batman. Clap.
03:55:23
That's not Tommy Lee.
03:55:26
I don't know who that was.
03:55:27
That's Tommy.
03:55:28
Honey, I'm a junior.
03:55:30
I feel good now. Ready?
03:55:32
Call him a day.
03:55:35
I feel there were a lot of old
03:55:38
cholesterol.
03:55:40
He's working.
03:55:41
He has their back.
03:55:43
He up?
03:55:45
West.
03:55:46
How are you?
03:55:48
Feel good.
03:55:54
Losing those hands up tonight.
03:56:08
Let me see.
03:56:09
Every ounce.
03:56:24
I'm sorry.
03:56:24
Are you up now?
03:56:26
I can do it.
03:56:26
No will be needed for us. Yes.
03:56:30
Think can do.
03:56:30
I mean, a lot comes to this using the organ.
03:56:34
Your only food on the way to go.
03:56:37
Good morning to you. Now, this is the one.
03:56:39
Move on to a new step of pediatrics.
03:56:41
Ready to go on your door next door.
03:56:44
And we're gonna wait for looking.
03:56:47
Okay.
03:56:47
The model has an opportunity to your.
03:56:52
Models.
03:56:55
Customize your vehicle.
03:56:57
That's easy.
03:56:58
So walk out the door.
03:56:59
I come, I get your company back on my back.
03:57:02
Some of us mean.
03:57:04
Come on, come on, you put it on.
03:57:06
This is not my show yet.
03:57:08
This music to be on cell phone number.
03:57:10
So, folks, I have some.
03:57:12
As above, so below.
03:57:14
Poverty is at an all time low
03:57:19
and. You.