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Yeah. Did.
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Oh, okay.
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Do you know the lot?
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Why? Who?
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When and how?
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Of the lost monologues.
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Stay tuned and you'll find out all about it.
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Oh. Hey!
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I'm, I'm.
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Fractal broccoli stuck in my head.
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Everything's weird.
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And my brain feels dead. It's spiraling.
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Green haze has seized control.
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Pardon me while I lose my soul.
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Fractal broccoli everywhere I go.
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Am I floating up? Is above or falling flat.
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So below. Happy, miserable.
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Who even cares?
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That fractal broccoli which put a curse on my hair.
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Help me,
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help me, draw me.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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No, no.
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Hey hey hey.
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Yes, ma'am. Me.
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Oh. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Back to broccoli. Blinds my sight.
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Always choose between the dark and light.
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Got me shouting flatbreads!
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Hyah! Higher!
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Is this the dawn or the end?
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Like a mattress on fire?
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No! Yes!
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Help me! Troy!
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Yeah, yeah.
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The green haze. Oh, yeah.
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Well, no.
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Oh, help me be heavy.
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Hey hey hey
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hey hey hey
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hey hey.
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Hey hey,
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tell me fractal broccoli.
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Tell me
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I can keep going like this every week.
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Almost like I'm blessed.
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You're making my Fladge Rants so hard.
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Come on.
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Monday, 10 p.m.
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eastern. Come on.
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But now my fractal broccoli is hard.
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Period.
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Boom!
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Hey, grow
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the disclaimer.
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Oh, yeah. Any.
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You know what I mean?
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Sure.
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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It's just a scripted comedy show.
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These guys are not experts,
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doctors, lawyers, therapists,
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or even particularly well adjusted.
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Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm
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or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people events is purely coincidental and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage, cognitive
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dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urge to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from H.R.
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will be hearing about this. By the way.
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Hi, Dave.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing,
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or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed in front of a live studio
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audience.
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Best opening ever.
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Holy crap!
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So the lost monologues.
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My first one and my last one.
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Bookends.
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Never to be heard.
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Or, you know, the, the documents at Pompeii were burnt
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up, and, we didn't think there was any way to read them, but then,
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by using some sort of, technologies or like, combining technologies,
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interdisciplinary kind of, interaction, we were able to actually,
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use computers or AI
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to actually read what these documents burn up.
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Documents said.
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Well, from one point of view,
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everything is emanating out in every direction at the speed of light.
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And so maybe there is or will be some way
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to hear the lost monologues.
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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About a month ago I had a guy living out back.
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It's the homeless guy.
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He's, since moved to Minnesota, I believe.
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Last reported.
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And, we'll get into what he did on the property,
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soon, but,
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that that's some that's that's to come.
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And,
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It's important to live in the moment.
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Now, I'm not saying don't learn from the past.
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Definitely learn from the past.
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I'm not saying don't, plan for the future.
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Definitely plan for the future.
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But, living in the present
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is something that we're we're missing.
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There are cultures that do it better than we do, and
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not too many that I know of that do worse.
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One example of this.
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I used to be down on dancing because I can't do it basically.
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So, I had a three day weekend.
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I had Friday off.
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We ran out of the chemical I use at work, but, that's not important.
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That's neither here nor there.
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I had a three day weekend, and I had all the time in the world
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to prepare the monologue that hopefully won't be lost this time.
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We we didn't have
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a local recording, and it didn't go out live that first time.
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And then last week, Motley
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crew took our producer, director.
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And I'm not blaming Brady, but it's all Brady's fault.
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But, so Brady texted me.
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Late yesterday,
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and I had already come in for the day,
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and, who's watching?
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Watching some TV?
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Did the wind down, and he sent me a text asking me
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to do a 3.5 minute dance at 112 beats
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per minute, front facing, mouth closed.
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And I said, yeah, no problem. I'll do that.
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I'll, I'll do anything for the show.
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And it doesn't even matter that it was late on a Saturday and Sunday
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and a three day weekend, but, I already had two records
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to send it, and I had been trying all day to send them.
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And the signal out here is so bad
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that I, I figured out
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that I'm just wait and send them when I get to work in the morning.
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So that's exactly what I did.
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So at 5:00 this morning, I did a 3.5 minute dance that you just saw.
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On the intro.
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And that was today.
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And before I went to work and,
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and as you can see, I, I can't dance and I've got no rhythm,
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but, we're back to living in the the present.
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There's an old movie, Adam Sandler was in click,
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and he decided to the movie, his character decided that,
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he well, he got a device, remote control, and,
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he's fast forward to parts of his life that were boring or insignificant.
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And he started
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zipping through large
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swaths of his life and realized he missed it all.
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And too many of us are living for the weekend or,
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or looking forward to, you know, our next vacation.
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And and it's good to have, you know, the date circled on the calendar.
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I can't wait for my fantasy football draft that's coming up in a month.
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September 6th. You guys are invited.
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You're all welcome. In fact.
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And, and it's just it's just fun.
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You don't have to draft the team.
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You just come out for the party.
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Because I, I so, you know,
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right, right.
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Then we'll do some nerdy stuff.
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But I'm always doing nerdy stuff.
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No matter what.
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So, so back to click.
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I have the the Blu ray, and it's also got the,
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the DVD, the digital copy, and, and the special features.
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It includes my friend
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easy in two different places.
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At that time he was, running
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the, the show car division at GM.
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And so it may have looked like it was Adam Sandler driving that car.
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It was the concept vehicle because the vehicles don't run like normal vehicles.
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He had a,
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a long
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cord and a or a cord controller for it.
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And he was tucked down in the back seat
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and he was driving it for Adam Sandler.
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And then there was another scene they were showing behind the scenes stuff,
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and there he was wiping the hood.
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He he told me he confessed later that
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he was just looking busy because he saw the camera was on.
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But you can see my body twice.
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And the the bonus features of click.
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But there's an important lesson in click for us.
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Don't don't go.
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Go through the motions at work, just, you know,
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dreading it and hating it and trying to get through it
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and just counting the seconds till you delegates over with
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and, enjoy life.
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And the the living of it.
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Otherwise, it's just going to pass you by.
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It seems like time is accelerating for me.
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I'm guilty of this myself, and
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and I need to get better at it to.
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So, So that so
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the guy that was, living in our backyard, he, said he didn't
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want to be part of this podcast because it was inflammatory.
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And, at the time, I was thinking about doing a topic flimflam.
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And that created the new word for inflammatory.
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And I just thought I'd share that with you guys. So,
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but today the topic is,
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and you can call me on this broccoli and it,
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it sounds like I'm just picking an arbitrary random food.
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I kind of feel the chosen chocolate ice cream or something,
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but, this it was not random.
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And, Brady caught on right away to what I was doing is I've mentioned it
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before, and it's the self-similar,
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the nature of broccoli
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is on five, 4 or 5 different scales.
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Broccoli looks the same if you take a stock of broccoli
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and then pull off a piece
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and look like, hold the big one far away
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and the smaller one there, they look very similar.
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Then he could pull another piece off of that, do the same thing.
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Sure enough, another little piece.
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Same thing.
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Just the way
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our model of the atom.
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It looks like a planetary system with moons and rings and stuff.
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I mean, Earth and its moon looks just like a hydrogen molecule.
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They're at a
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and the way planetary systems look like
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solar systems and the way solar systems look like galaxies.
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So, the atom through galaxy looks like all these different sizes
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of broccoli fractals, other noteworthy fractals.
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I like the ones in nature, but the mathematical ones are great.
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The metal. But that, of course, is one of my favorites.
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I learned about a couple new ones that I didn't even know about.
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The Coke snowflake, and the Cher Pinsky triangle.
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So look those up. Those are fun to.
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But,
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and if you thought that's all I was talking about.
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No, a lot of people supplement
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their diets with, pills and,
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I guess pills.
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I'm not saying throw away your pills.
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I'm saying supplement your diet
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by eating some of the right foods, sometimes in a salad.
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So broccoli.
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As far as we can tell, it was developed
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in the sixth century BCE by the Romans.
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Broccoli is from the Italian flowering cress, some cabbage.
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So what we're eating is the immature flower buds.
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And it's a superfood packed with vitamins A,
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B, C, E, K, calcium.
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Danny. Accident.
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Sulfur romaine, which is, of course,
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that cancer, the flavonoid,
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Pardon me.
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Flavonoid temporal camphor all
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it's also fights cancer and it's an anti-inflammatory.
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Anti-inflammatory, both soluble and soluble fiber.
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You need both.
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The global production is right around
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30 tons annually.
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Three quarters of that is China and India.
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If you'll remember, George H.W.
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Bush banned it, banned broccoli
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on Air Force One, but Thomas Jefferson grew it.
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So we've had different presidents with different feelings on this.
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So if you let broccoli continue growing after
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you're supposed to harvest it, it'll grow beautiful yellow flowers.
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And,
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since it is so nutrient dense,
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it is best to get the best nutrients out of it if you need to raw.
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But if you if you don't want it, the the crunch, which is kind of nice.
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I like the crunchiness.
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I would suggest a light boil and very little water.
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And it, it was brought over
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to the United States, from,
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southern Italy, by Italian immigrants.
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And it wasn't it didn't gain popularity or,
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it's got a Kennedy
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got mixed reviews, but, in the 1920s and currently,
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California grows 90% of our,
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our broccoli yield and,
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so. Well, that's all interesting.
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That's still not what I wanted to talk about.
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But I do want to talk about the show a little bit.
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I want to bring back.
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Is that interesting?
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Here it is.
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Well, besides, I want to bring back Ask fledge and Flash trivia.
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Like, how many marshals did Napoleon have?
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I'll give you all day to think of it.
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How many marshals did Napoleon have leading his armies?
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Keep in mind,
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Marshal is like a five star general in the US military.
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Like Marshall's the top ranking guy.
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And, so I pleasure I, I told, I told, I said what the answer was.
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Not at all.
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Six years ago, five shows up.
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So, I do know the answer.
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I didn't I didn't have to write down 14 or 15.
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It was 26.
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Thanks. The kid.
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But my real
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my real reason for, broccoli is,
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I'm not.
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I don't have much influence, but I want to get this to spread,
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you know, all the way Smurfs
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use the word smurf to mean anything.
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Start inserting broccoli in the sentences
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for random ass words
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like, just throw in a broccoli every now and then for fun.
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Do this for me.
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So, yesterday
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I went to riverbeds and we played and I drank,
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and I was driving home, and I was a little too broccoli to be drinking.
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I mean, driving, I mean drinking.
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So that's what I've been using for, say,
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wasted or, you know, polluted or intoxicated.
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I've been say, I'm, I'm out broccoli.
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And it's funny and it doesn't say what you're, you know, it's kind of a disguise.
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It also makes a good, safe word in the bedroom, by the way.
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So. So I was a little broccoli on the drive home
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from disc golf yesterday, and
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I was heading north bound
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Romeo plank
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on my way past Blake's orchard.
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And, a guy was turning left into his driveway,
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and so I slowed to a stop, gave plenty of distance, and I saw this guy
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barreling at me, and I was looking at him in my rearview mirror.
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And I'm in no shape to be in an accident and talking to officials.
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So I'm preparing
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first, I, I was bearing down on the brake pedal
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because if I run into the guy, if he slams into me.
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Turn and he runs into oncoming traffic.
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So I didn't want to do that.
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So I was waiting to see if he jerks his will
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one way or the other, so I could jerk the wheel the other way.
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And as he's getting bigger and bigger in my rearview mirror,
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I see him look up from his phone
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and jerk as well.
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Right?
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So I jerk my wheel left and, and just scoot forward,
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and he barely got me and bounced through the the ditch.
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And he's out in a truck with big clearance, like I'm in, isn't it?
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Just a four door sedan?
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And this goes bounding down the, the,
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the ditch, and it's a pretty deep ditch.
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But he was going so fast, like his passenger
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side tires, cause the other side.
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So I didn't get, like.
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And and over.
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So he actually made it.
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He jumped the thing and ended up on the farm trail that the tractors take.
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And he just drove down the farm trail right back onto the road.
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And that was my broccoli story.
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I think they may actually grow broccoli in that field.
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So what I bring back as fledge,
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I want to bring back flash rates, trivia.
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Yeah.
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And and comedy's hard
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and I,
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and my rants were kind of like today.
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Like mixing the salad.
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Fatty, but
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I do I can be educational.
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And that brings us to roll the clip.
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Brady
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fledge rants live this week.
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We'll be doing drugs. Broccoli.
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You heard me right.
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You heard me right.
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That wasn't.
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Yeah. This is education affected.
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To understand, know
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that you must first understand the problem.
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It answers.
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The deepest need of man is the need to overcome
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his separateness, to leave the prison of his aloneness.
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We are each second inside ourselves, aware of it,
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unable to fully communicate across that gap.
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And this awareness is the source of all anxiety.
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People try many things to escape this separateness.
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They lose themselves in crowds, in routine,
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in alcohol, in work, in the constant noise of modern life.
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These are not solutions.
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They are anesthetics.
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They don't the pain without touching the wound.
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The full answer.
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The only real answer to the problem of separateness is love,
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not the merging of two people into one blurred thing where both lose themselves.
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That is not love, that is symbiosis.
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That is to have people listen to each other and calling it connection.
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Mature love is union under the condition of preserving one's integrity.
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Two beings becoming one and yet
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remaining to in love.
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The paradox occurs that two beings become one and yet remain two.
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To understand, I'm going to come.
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I'll be right back.
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I have to go find a new jabber.
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New broccoli?
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So what's your point?
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You travel with broccoli.
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So what's your point?
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There's a lot of important stuff
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that I was trying to, make you look at.
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I thought it was nothing.
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Nothing you said helped.
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Because, number one, if you are going to cook broccoli, you don't want to boil it.
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That's idiotic.
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If you make a soup right?
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Now, I just kind of want to make it a little softer.
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Yeah, you said it suggested you steam it.
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You don't boil broccoli.
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You don't boil any vegetable unless you're making soup.
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Otherwise you just taken nutrients out of it and put it in the water.
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I know that's why you stay out of it, too.
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So why would you ever boil broccoli unless you're making soup?
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I said it
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you makes a little hot.
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Oh, man.
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So I said, why boil it?
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I never said the water right.
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But but the preferred way into
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the nutrients is raw.
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And the only reason you would boil it or cook it in
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any way is if you don't like that, the, the raw crunch, you know.
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But oh, a lot of the best
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broccoli you can get is frozen in a bag.
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And, I mean, you can buy it fresh,
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but it actually loses nutrients every day that it's traveling to you.
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Whereas frozen broccoli is frozen.
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That's right.
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Yeah.
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So it doesn't start losing interest.
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What about the broccoli?
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We're growing in the garden here.
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Is that better? Yeah. Just eat. That.
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Didn't even mean to.
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I'm not saying you guys already fell in.
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It accidentally fell in your mouth
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like chewing.
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How do you weigh?
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How do you accidentally eat something?
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And actually
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just inches off my dick, bro, it's pretty crazy.
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But your fucking business.
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Hey, she's heard all she got can fix.
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Oh, she got convicted.
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Of what?
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It's in the inward shoulder of a disorderly person.
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Right?
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You can also be convicted of the early person and the little kid.
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They considered it.
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They considered it fighting words.
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Did you call the child the nigger? Word?
00:26:38
She got 200 hours community service.
00:26:41
She got charge for hate speech.
00:26:43
You know, that's a hate speech.
00:26:45
So she's going to call it, and they're not going to turn overturn it.
00:26:49
Then she's hopefully going
00:26:50
to take it to the Supreme Court, which who obviously has to overturn it on.
00:26:54
I don't know, the First Amendment.
00:26:56
So there is apparently her defense like
00:27:00
this is like an actual quote from her cut off.
00:27:03
I don't give a shit. Yeah.
00:27:06
Reportedly,
00:27:07
she was heard saying, to the the judge.
00:27:10
Fuck you, nigger.
00:27:12
Even though the judge was white, it was weird
00:27:15
and were off you.
00:27:17
Oh, don't see that on YouTube.
00:27:20
Are you fucking business?
00:27:22
I have noticed that, our,
00:27:26
our viewership has kind of dwindled and then we came up
00:27:30
strong like, almost 3000 a couple of weeks ago.
00:27:35
And then we kind of fell flat last week because we weren't on for like an hour
00:27:38
and a half while I just kind of sat here.
00:27:40
We did, but I never did see content.
00:27:43
Yeah, we had just as many things as we did for Satan and YouTube.
00:27:47
Very weird. Right? Right.
00:27:49
Which is kind of weird. I never saw a draw.
00:27:51
It was just kind of a black screen.
00:27:53
And, the brain of the kind of,
00:27:57
oh, no, we suck again.
00:28:01
Energy. Music, theater.
00:28:03
I know it's called Pi Night.
00:28:04
It's the, uw,
00:28:08
I have photos, I double checked.
00:28:10
Nowhere does it say DTV anymore.
00:28:12
They did. They lost the naming rights.
00:28:15
Can we start seeing photos and say pictures now?
00:28:17
You images?
00:28:21
The images is fine, but photos is short for photographs.
00:28:25
And that's not what you're talking about.
00:28:27
Okay, but it's not a picture.
00:28:30
Are you sure it.
00:28:32
I'm. Yes, I'm. I'm sure.
00:28:34
Do you know who invented digital photography?
00:28:37
Speaking of trivia,
00:28:39
Thomas Edison, there would be Kodak.
00:28:43
And then they put it on a shelf and suppressed it and said,
00:28:46
we can't sell digital film because nobody will buy our chemical solution.
00:28:52
Film.
00:28:54
They kind of, screwed themselves over on that choice.
00:28:56
And now they're not.
00:28:58
They're around, but they're not really around like they're not relevant.
00:29:01
They could have literally led the
00:29:03
digital revolution instead of what iPhone.
00:29:08
Is it really iPhone?
00:29:10
I would assume just by numbers.
00:29:12
I heard we're on iTunes now.
00:29:15
Photography is the art, science, and practice
00:29:17
of creating pictures. So.
00:29:22
I mean, it qualifies.
00:29:25
It comes from two both light
00:29:28
and graphy, which means together.
00:29:31
I'm sorry.
00:29:31
It means draw together.
00:29:34
It means draw with light.
00:29:39
Oh, look at drawing a drawing.
00:29:42
Okay.
00:29:43
It does, it doesn't.
00:29:44
My God, I missed during the, monologue.
00:29:48
Yeah. There was.
00:29:49
Yeah, it was, it was 114 beats per minute
00:29:53
and it was 140 naked.
00:29:55
Just. Yeah. So I had to. I actually had to.
00:29:58
I did 112.
00:29:59
Oh, you you did.
00:30:00
Three 43 minutes 40s.
00:30:02
I had to slow you down.
00:30:03
So you did actually four minutes.
00:30:06
But that was my bad because I did say three.
00:30:07
And you gave exactly what I asked for, except not being naked in your mittens.
00:30:11
I wanted to just to be mittens. Like.
00:30:13
Like one of those little cats.
00:30:15
I'll tell you what.
00:30:16
That is an interesting way to start the day.
00:30:18
That was 5:00 this morning.
00:30:20
Yeah, I can't read that.
00:30:22
Next week, they want, drawing us.
00:30:23
Wants you to send a video of you
00:30:25
looking upward, but cross-eyed with your tongue out and your mouth open.
00:30:29
Okay. Yeah, I can do that.
00:30:31
I'll do anything you say that, that you would send of.
00:30:34
You send any video to anyone that they asked. So.
00:30:38
Yeah.
00:30:39
Anything.
00:30:39
Anything anybody needs for the show.
00:30:42
This comment is a deep cut.
00:30:43
It says everybody's working for the weekend.
00:30:46
And for $500 on flash trivia,
00:30:50
which meaning
00:30:50
we'll keep $500 if you get the answer right.
00:30:54
Okay.
00:30:55
That lyric, I guess, from the I'll take either the song or the band name.
00:30:59
Everybody's working for the weekend.
00:31:02
Can I say Loverboy?
00:31:04
That is correct.
00:31:06
Oh wow.
00:31:08
And the name of the song.
00:31:11
I thought it was everybody's working for the weekend.
00:31:13
Oh, wait, I mean, it might be a trick question.
00:31:17
The weekend
00:31:19
everybody wants a new romance.
00:31:22
Yeah, well, a piece of my heart.
00:31:25
We already went over this.
00:31:26
What is the movie click have to do with broccoli?
00:31:31
Other wants to know
00:31:32
if this is about romanesco broccoli.
00:31:37
I've read about a few different kinds of broccoli and the differences
00:31:40
between broccoli, cauliflower, and the hybrid broccoli flower
00:31:45
and the hybrid broccolini, which is that long ass broccoli.
00:31:49
That's just all stock, which I never understood.
00:31:51
You spend $145 on a steak, and you end up getting broccolini instead of broccoli,
00:31:56
which means you get two little tiny florets and long stock stems
00:32:00
cut them off the it was divide broccolini.
00:32:04
It's all stock stem.
00:32:07
And it's not broccoli.
00:32:08
They don't charge you everywhere.
00:32:09
I read it said that's why it looks so much like cabbage.
00:32:13
It doesn't look anything like cabbage.
00:32:15
It's the same color.
00:32:17
That's why I think it does.
00:32:18
I think it does it. You do.
00:32:20
I don't know that I've ever seen it grow because cabbage looks like a little ball.
00:32:24
And. And the broccoli heads, the,
00:32:27
the fractal, self-similar thing going on.
00:32:30
Cabbages. Oh I can yeah.
00:32:33
And broccoli.
00:32:34
Isn't that the,
00:32:38
Fibonacci.
00:32:40
The Fibonacci sequence here.
00:32:42
What what is how does cabbage grow
00:32:46
in a ball as opposed to broccoli.
00:32:51
But it a stock
00:32:53
okay.
00:32:55
Like a little tree.
00:32:55
Well I something to that.
00:32:57
So if you watch what if you watch broccoli grow.
00:33:00
It looks just like a head of cabbage.
00:33:02
Then it opens and it has the head of broccoli inside of it.
00:33:07
Okay.
00:33:07
So it's like very thick leaves and broccoli.
00:33:10
Send me a video with it looking upward cross-eyed.
00:33:13
Yeah. Broccoli if you're listening.
00:33:15
And I don't know how to finish that.
00:33:19
So I think if you lost your mind, you suck my broccoli.
00:33:24
I'm getting a little broccoli.
00:33:25
I was a little broccoli for my interview with Jesse this week.
00:33:28
Excuse me.
00:33:31
Oh, you'll see how broccoli I was,
00:33:33
because it was 20 minutes before
00:33:36
I almost got into a fatality car accident.
00:33:43
As long as you were wearing your broccoli, you should have been broccoli.
00:33:46
Yeah, yeah, I totally broccoli.
00:33:48
Like a wheel with a wheel car picture a little bit sweet,
00:33:53
dude.
00:33:53
I updated our credits.
00:33:55
Will was mentioned a lot.
00:33:58
Of course. Yeah.
00:34:01
Oh, of course.
00:34:02
Yeah.
00:34:03
He created all this.
00:34:04
Oh, I've got a will update.
00:34:07
He was all done.
00:34:11
Hey there.
00:34:12
Just wanted to give you a quick update on what's been going on around here.
00:34:17
Yeah, this isn't good.
00:34:18
He was sent to prison Friday.
00:34:22
What?
00:34:25
Yeah.
00:34:26
Last Friday, three days ago, he packed up.
00:34:30
Okay.
00:34:32
I don't know if you're allowed to pack up.
00:34:34
I don't know if they let you bring anything
00:34:37
shipped out that might be short handed to me, but pack up a
00:34:40
you really have to pack it way up in order.
00:34:43
Well, yeah.
00:34:44
They're prison.
00:34:44
Well, yeah,
00:34:46
you need to be like, hey, he's stirring, I believe is what they call that.
00:34:48
Some of my stuff is great.
00:34:50
What's up? Where the sun don't go.
00:34:54
Try to relax.
00:34:55
Let's see what.
00:34:59
I wonder if I was right about the 26
00:35:01
marshals thing.
00:35:05
Oh. You know what?
00:35:06
Eminem?
00:35:08
I've got the 26 notebook.
00:35:12
You see my broccoli?
00:35:13
Facts?
00:35:15
Broccoli fag.
00:35:17
Yeah.
00:35:19
Oh, they're all facts about broccoli eggs.
00:35:21
Oprah. Careful.
00:35:24
Broccoli is one of my actually my favorite vegetable to be on the number one.
00:35:27
Yeah, it's it's up there.
00:35:29
You know, they there was a mistake.
00:35:32
It's a superfood, like spinach, but spinach, actually,
00:35:37
they, some mathematician, put the decimal place in the wrong spot,
00:35:41
and they reported ten times as much iron is it actually contains.
00:35:45
And they were like, wow, that's that's staggering.
00:35:49
And so, by the sailor man
00:35:52
was, gimmick to sell corn.
00:35:56
So more spinach and
00:36:00
and it was all based on a math error.
00:36:03
But spinach is still one of the more nutritious leafy greens.
00:36:07
I mean, it's got calcium and all this stuff that I just mentioned
00:36:10
for, for broccoli, as long as there's no Cyclospora parasite in it, you're fine.
00:36:15
Yeah. Taco Bell is not good.
00:36:18
It is.
00:36:18
What, is that what you want?
00:36:20
I genuinely can't remember.
00:36:21
Oh, I can remember the last time I had Taco Bell
00:36:23
when they got rid of the chicken enchilada burrito.
00:36:28
I never heard of it.
00:36:31
Draw a how was the Morgan Walton show this past weekend?
00:36:35
I know you went
00:36:37
being doxed and loaded at the same time as that.
00:36:39
Yeah.
00:36:40
So, unfortunately, like my girlfriend, I've seen already every single time
00:36:43
he's been in Michigan, and he's actually made statements
00:36:45
that he will always perform in Michigan every year.
00:36:47
And he said, like, it's kind of bullshit because he's using his opening
00:36:51
for Morgan Wallen as a performing in Michigan.
00:36:53
But yeah, we're not we're not going to we're not dealing with that yet.
00:36:58
Yeah.
00:36:58
You're, Michigan Stadium by itself is already a nightmare when it comes to,
00:37:03
overweight individuals in bleachers eating, just doesn't work out.
00:37:08
Well, because there's no designation
00:37:11
only of, like, you know, where you're supposed to be.
00:37:15
And then the city, my bitches,
00:37:18
got relatives that live in the city, and it's just always a shit show.
00:37:21
The last concert that they had, there was a complete shit show.
00:37:24
And, as much as I'd like to go,
00:37:29
no, not paying it out, like, $600, the saw my faster horses like I was.
00:37:34
You know, the more lives I've watched, I've seen her, like, five, six times.
00:37:37
I think. Twice,
00:37:40
maybe eight times. Was.
00:37:43
Let's get her on the show.
00:37:45
Morgan. Twice. Oh, my bitch. Him.
00:37:51
Me. Do it.
00:37:54
Don't we have a Michigan ferry?
00:37:56
I thought we had a Michigan Stadium video.
00:37:59
Maybe I dreamed it.
00:38:00
They.
00:38:01
I did have a video, but, it turns out it was there was like.
00:38:05
And it wasn't fake.
00:38:06
It was just.
00:38:06
It made it look like these people were looking for seats.
00:38:09
Their seats. And those people are.
00:38:12
Well, it's like.
00:38:12
You mean the Shiloh Hendrix style people who
00:38:18
should I play that video? Or.
00:38:19
We don't even need to know what what video?
00:38:22
A legit scam tied to Ann Arbor group.
00:38:24
Leave some Morgan Wallen fans without concert tickets.
00:38:27
It seems like it.
00:38:28
Oh yeah, there was that thing.
00:38:30
I'm just, you know, trying to produce an
00:38:33
sequitur.
00:38:34
Probably try to or actually
00:38:37
might be the one
00:38:38
who's never heard of Morgan Wallen.
00:38:41
He was the guy that said the N-word.
00:38:43
Yeah, I want to meet her.
00:38:45
I thought I thought it was a woman when you first was taught,
00:38:48
I didn't understand.
00:38:48
I'm Brett Caste in Ann Arbor, where in just a few days, on Friday and Saturday
00:38:52
night, Morgan Wallen will be here at the big house.
00:38:55
Oh, wait, it's the only one.
00:38:57
I thought it was Morgan and Wallen.
00:39:01
Now, many people have been searching like the locker room, like Ernie and Bert.
00:39:05
Tickets some.
00:39:06
Oh, there's a group out there gate that they bought tickets for.
00:39:10
But those tickets, you never get them from fucking Ticketmaster resale.
00:39:14
It's like StubHub.
00:39:15
They're available.
00:39:16
They ensure those they're verified it.
00:39:19
I can still get tickets for last Saturday.
00:39:22
Yeah.
00:39:22
No I'm just saying they're like people are searching for tickets.
00:39:25
It's like no they were there was plenty available.
00:39:27
Still it wasn't out of the question.
00:39:28
Did you ever think, though, that as a member of the media, his job
00:39:32
is maybe through money, an advertisement to entice people
00:39:35
to think maybe it's something so amazing they better hurry and get tickets,
00:39:40
maybe something to do with this
00:39:43
in the in the stories,
00:39:45
what he's doing in the fall and still here in July.
00:39:48
Those tickets have not arrived.
00:39:49
Some people have gotten refunds, others haven't arrived.
00:39:52
Oh, I wonder if those tickets were ever real good.
00:39:54
So I it it's like it's going to.
00:39:57
What's with her like buy digital tickets,
00:40:00
arrive on my phone.
00:40:04
Right. Fall apart.
00:40:05
For the last few years,
00:40:06
Michigan football fans Sarah Jelinek has been part of the group tailgate.
00:40:10
Her name is yelling it loser attending their football tailgates
00:40:14
outside the big house.
00:40:16
So this fall, when Morgan Wallen announced 2nd July shows
00:40:19
at the stadium, the man who runs the oh, it's it's Morgan.
00:40:22
While I thought was Morgan and Wallen, that group, John Cline began
00:40:26
offering tickets when he was pricing them at 250.
00:40:30
Country music sucks, one of our commenters says, you know, great section.
00:40:34
Oh, it's one of our most popular shows.
00:40:36
Sold floor seats, sweet problem, right? Meet and greet.
00:40:39
Also 250 lower bowl, lower bowl was like $800 a ticket.
00:40:44
It's she's she's done.
00:40:45
He's like if you and where it's not even at a good amphitheater.
00:40:49
It's just at a racetrack or where is it?
00:40:52
I'm sorry, where was once a Michigan stadium?
00:40:53
You do not see the fucking pan out of the stadium when they show the correct.
00:40:57
Right, right.
00:40:57
No, I'm. I wasn't really paying attention.
00:40:59
So that's worse.
00:41:00
That sounds even worse.
00:41:02
Concerts are probably not good. They're.
00:41:05
Yeah, yeah, I saw Jay-Z and Eminem
00:41:08
in Comerica Park with with the aforementioned Will.
00:41:12
I don't and I bet you that's sounds kind of suck too, right?
00:41:15
But yeah, it was exactly.
00:41:16
It was. It was just a lot of there was a lot of bounce.
00:41:19
It bounced everywhere. But it was so sweet.
00:41:21
My experience of that to share
00:41:22
my age was monsters, a Rock in the 80s at the Silverdome.
00:41:26
It just became
00:41:27
they thought they'd be smart and tie wrap the chairs together in groups of ten
00:41:32
so that as to discourage people from grabbing one chair and throwing that up.
00:41:36
You know, you don't really make it to the stage.
00:41:38
You just hurt people that are like 2 or 3 rows in front of you.
00:41:41
But no problem at all.
00:41:42
These chairs were so light
00:41:44
and flexible and foldable that people just picked up ten of them and threw those.
00:41:49
It was amazing.
00:41:49
They had cleared the chairs out relatively quickly.
00:41:52
Why, might you ask, do they have chairs at a monsters of rock?
00:41:56
People mosh back then
00:41:58
excuse after excuse.
00:42:00
Others in the same situation together,
00:42:02
they weren't attached to anything themselves.
00:42:03
Thousands of dollars.
00:42:05
Sara was able to get a refund, but says ten of her friends see a pyramid scheme.
00:42:09
I knew it, that's how the Egyptians built the pyramid.
00:42:13
They started.
00:42:14
Like I said, hey, if you build one rock and you can get another friend
00:42:17
to build two rocks and so on and so on, and then boom, the pyramids.
00:42:21
That's why they call it a pyramid scheme.
00:42:23
It's just like money laundering are still waiting.
00:42:25
And so the friends that had bought tickets from.
00:42:28
You're saying none of them have gone? I'll be right back.
00:42:30
I have to go find a new chapter and people have bought tickets for me.
00:42:33
I don't have the physical tickets.
00:42:35
They've been instructed to reach out to me to either be refund.
00:42:38
Okay, so that's a red flag right there.
00:42:42
If you're dealing
00:42:42
with any type of an organization
00:42:45
and people have to call and complain or people have to call to get their tickets
00:42:48
back, and you have to reach out to me instead of a department,
00:42:53
you're going to have trouble because you know, he's going to have to eat.
00:42:55
He's gonna have to sleep.
00:42:57
Reach out to me.
00:42:58
That sounds good. Like, oh, you're going to give me personal service.
00:43:01
But no, I want maybe a team at least to be available to give me my money back
00:43:05
it, or they would get.
00:43:06
I'll bet you there's a team involved in selling the tickets.
00:43:08
Their tickets?
00:43:09
I reminds me, Xbox went out this weekend for several hours.
00:43:14
You couldn't play games that you purchased because they
00:43:17
it wasn't allowed to phone home.
00:43:20
So unless you set your Xbox as your home Xbox, granted, I'm sure there's Xbox
00:43:24
haters, PlayStation blah blah blah, but in this case, Xbox went down.
00:43:28
While there's this big controversy about physical discs and media,
00:43:31
nobody was allowed to play their games
00:43:33
even though they paid for them and download them.
00:43:35
But you could still purchase games
00:43:38
you could still their system said every line, every, system was online,
00:43:44
but you could not play games that you paid for
00:43:46
and downloaded already reached online on the.
00:43:50
I'm just saying this digital world is not all it's cracked up to be.
00:43:52
It's easy,
00:43:55
it's convenient, but it's also easy and convenient to mess up.
00:43:58
Promised everyone.
00:44:00
It's very hard for me to talk on YouTube, but I think I'm doing very well.
00:44:02
I have to ask.
00:44:04
We'll get a refund for both sides.
00:44:06
Lawyers sent him a cease and desist the lines.
00:44:10
It's Calvin Johnson's jersey.
00:44:14
So he really panders.
00:44:15
Is he from Detroit?
00:44:16
May I ask before I say panders to Detroit, Tennessee.
00:44:20
Do you suppose he wears like a Tennessee Titans jersey when he plays there?
00:44:25
Yeah, probably.
00:44:27
This letter, July 17th. That is pandering.
00:44:29
So if I don't even trust him to wear a shirt that he genuinely cares about,
00:44:34
then I don't trust him to care about the tickets or the sales or the fans
00:44:40
ordering him to stop selling tickets.
00:44:45
It could have something to do with him.
00:44:46
He could do me.
00:44:48
He could refuse to play if and like a lot of the artists left
00:44:51
Ticketmaster when they started screwing people over
00:44:53
some of the stuff that was being sold,
00:44:54
whether it was meet and greet and other things like that, doesn't mean
00:44:58
like, did you have that already?
00:44:58
Doesn't do me 100%.
00:45:00
Yes, Michigan's ticketing did.
00:45:03
I did one meet and greet that I remember in my life.
00:45:05
I didn't pay money for it.
00:45:06
The band just said, hey, we're going to a record company after a record company,
00:45:10
a record store after this, meet us and buy a record basically,
00:45:14
and we'll sign it, you know, that sort of thing.
00:45:16
But if you just had an old shirt
00:45:17
or something, or a shirt from the concert, they sign those things to.
00:45:20
And it was I was I felt embarrassed for them and for me
00:45:24
because we waited in line for two hours.
00:45:27
They were sitting at a table. It was Iron Maiden.
00:45:30
I don't I think they may have shook hands.
00:45:32
It was back then where they didn't care about that kind of, you know, it was.
00:45:35
When did you get Bruce Dickinson signature?
00:45:38
Oh, I'm sure I did.
00:45:38
We got them all on a t shirt that I still have, but my point was,
00:45:42
I felt like embarrassed for them.
00:45:43
They weren't it wasn't quality time, that's for sure.
00:45:45
If, like, you know,
00:45:47
if you're looking for quality time,
00:45:48
you pay all that money and they're just like, hey, it's they make the sign.
00:45:51
You want to sell things to fucking put your arm around them and watch them.
00:45:54
You know, I don't.
00:45:55
But if somebody's paying that $900, that's what they think they're getting
00:45:59
and they just get ushered in like cattle.
00:46:02
You get your, you know, 1.5 seconds and get the fuck out.
00:46:06
You didn't get out, you didn't get out.
00:46:08
And I don't blame them because they just busted their ass.
00:46:10
Imagine going to work at your regular 9 to 5 day job.
00:46:13
You go out to your car and you oh, hang on,
00:46:16
you got to say goodbye to 100 people real quick before you go home.
00:46:19
Every time you go to work. I mean, I'd be like,
00:46:22
no, fuck you too.
00:46:23
But you have to do it.
00:46:24
Because if you don't cultivate the fans
00:46:26
and you don't, I mean, hopefully they're smart enough
00:46:27
to understand that those are the people that are.
00:46:29
Wait, I don't know how the music industry, I was going to say
00:46:31
buying the records, but people don't buy records anymore.
00:46:34
Or CDs.
00:46:35
No, they just join Spotify, and Spotify takes all the money.
00:46:39
I still don't understand how that equates to.
00:46:41
I heard Flashdance is now on Spotify.
00:46:44
An album like Splurge Rants has been on Spotify
00:46:48
since 2004, but we are starting to update our catalog.
00:46:52
We're all the way up.
00:46:53
We're all the way up to appear.
00:46:54
Doesn't matter.
00:46:56
We are on Apple iTunes,
00:46:58
probably on iHeart anywhere where you get your podcasts.
00:47:02
Oh, we are, we are there.
00:47:04
But the best place to get us is here on Rumble.
00:47:07
Yeah, please join like, comment, subscribe.
00:47:12
Okay, so this ticket, the ticket company
00:47:15
they were complaining about was a X or is it x?
00:47:20
Do you pronounce x?
00:47:23
No x. What?
00:47:24
A platform access
00:47:26
told me they have no business relationship with Kline or Hell gate and Ticket.
00:47:30
Man, I can't even spell it.
00:47:31
There's stops on the tour.
00:47:32
Says that Wallen doesn't even offer meet and greets.
00:47:35
At least there you go.
00:47:36
And I spoke with says he bought 12 tickets and she had proof
00:47:39
that all did arrive this week. I bought jerseys off him.
00:47:42
I bought, other things and I have I've had zero issues.
00:47:45
Plymouth Township police were trying
00:47:48
receive reports and in a statement, the University of Michigan,
00:47:53
I think there's an overuse
00:47:54
of screens in concerts nowadays.
00:47:58
The last two concerts I was at, all the pyrotechnics
00:48:01
was just appearing on a screen even.
00:48:03
They even had like a clear screen,
00:48:06
not in front, but it was more in front than the other ones,
00:48:09
so that it looked like it was 3D.
00:48:10
At first I thought it was actual pyrotechnics,
00:48:12
but then I realized it was just on the screen, because
00:48:15
you could tell by that, oh, real pyrotechnics get really hot.
00:48:18
Yeah, I don't think you can do pyro.
00:48:21
Energy music, theater.
00:48:24
They did do some at the end, like Motley Crew did it.
00:48:28
They saved a while for the end,
00:48:30
but they actually did.
00:48:33
So they also have no business very limited.
00:48:35
The client who there was some pyro
00:48:37
that went to see where it was at on the screens.
00:48:39
Now that I.
00:48:40
Yeah, that's definitely real relationship.
00:48:42
That's real.
00:48:43
Yeah, a noticeable difference.
00:48:45
But the screens are getting so good if they put that on there,
00:48:47
unless you really catch it from the side angle, you really can't tell.
00:48:51
Pretty soon we'll be watching holograms of Tupac and people pay $400 for that.
00:48:56
And we were talking that earlier was, I think, ten years old.
00:49:00
I would go to a Tupac concert.
00:49:04
I'd rather go to a Tupac answer where they like
00:49:07
Weekend at Bernie's, rather than, I digital thing.
00:49:11
You just broke my screen.
00:49:12
Thanks a lot, Brady.
00:49:15
It was all shattered seconds.
00:49:17
Absolutely blown away. Oh.
00:49:24
I. I I
00:49:33
ladies, please.
00:49:34
We're on YouTube.
00:49:36
This is why I didn't go to that.
00:49:41
So, you know what's worse than not having room
00:49:42
would be having a bunch of fucking bitches yelling, you know, breaking it.
00:49:47
Yep yep yep.
00:49:50
Well, could you please move the bar?
00:49:52
And I mean, the.
00:49:55
Like, if there was any, like, dudes there.
00:49:56
I hope that they're with their other dudes and they're,
00:49:58
they're looking for chicks or they're, they're with their chick is if it's like,
00:50:03
you know, Gary, you want to go see Morgan Wall to go, that's like pretty good.
00:50:08
Yeah.
00:50:08
Well, there's conversations about that. Any Morgan wall.
00:50:11
So what? Two men.
00:50:12
But I'm flattered that you offered.
00:50:15
Let's see you later. But what isn't it game?
00:50:17
That's what I was going to say
00:50:19
to men.
00:50:19
Would you go with you to go to the movies?
00:50:22
No. I mean, if they're okay and they want to go see Morgan
00:50:24
all the time, but I don't think I don't know if the.
00:50:26
I think the definition of
00:50:29
some type of
00:50:29
an appendage enters a hole of your push down.
00:50:33
You did not.
00:50:35
I would contend that you did not invite me to go disc golfing.
00:50:38
I know you would, because you always do.
00:50:40
However.
00:50:43
It was.
00:50:44
It was down to just me and you.
00:50:46
Everybody else had already put out.
00:50:49
You did. Not easy. What? Kayaking.
00:50:51
Then you found an alternate definition of the verb kayak.
00:50:55
I just assumed I had a feeling.
00:50:57
I had a feeling that there was nothing I enjoyed
00:51:00
that that was that was interesting because I didn't even know about that one.
00:51:03
That's, motor boating the back side
00:51:07
or it, if you know what I mean.
00:51:10
No we don't. Can you demonstrate?
00:51:13
Yeah.
00:51:13
I've got no, I'm not going to do that.
00:51:16
I can't throw the clip. Brady
00:51:20
you know clip Brady.
00:51:22
The conclusions you are reaching.
00:51:29
That was you know
00:51:30
it's kind of like more it can you play one of the the clips
00:51:34
that I actually recorded I recorded a few in seven.
00:51:38
Besides like dancing with him.
00:51:40
You didn't.
00:51:40
There's too much.
00:51:41
Why you want this guy broccoli?
00:51:44
You did not invite me. Just go.
00:51:46
What the dog doing
00:51:49
what exactly you need a,
00:51:50
an engraved golden invitation?
00:51:53
No. I was invited to Stoney Creek Metro Park to just off.
00:51:57
Also, I said, hey, we're going.
00:51:59
We're going golfing.
00:52:02
Do they actually stay, say, Stoney or just didn't say anything?
00:52:04
And you assumed Stoney and there was knock off.
00:52:06
So you wonder, are you going to invite me to run?
00:52:09
So it was supposed to.
00:52:11
I was not invited to recommend, so I was not invited to disc golf
00:52:14
because you went disc golfing and I was not invited
00:52:17
to give, like a restraining order in that city or that park.
00:52:21
No. Yeah.
00:52:22
I really just needed to cut down the willow that had fallen down.
00:52:26
Because another piece fell down.
00:52:28
I've got most of it, but there's a big.
00:52:30
Did you put the willow? Oh, in jail.
00:52:33
I, I also fell a tree.
00:52:38
That's still throw you guys for a loop
00:52:40
over a four letter word.
00:52:44
No, you can't fool me.
00:52:47
You fool me once, I can't get, Again.
00:52:50
This is post.
00:52:51
This video doesn't.
00:52:54
What? Oh.
00:52:57
You look really sweaty.
00:53:00
Oh, I was pretty broccoli at this point.
00:53:03
Some reason
00:53:05
it was hot.
00:53:07
That is just.
00:53:08
And it was after the round, so I was very broccoli.
00:53:12
And, I had a special secret
00:53:15
super celebrity and ramen.
00:53:19
And. I'll give you a hint.
00:53:21
Come on, mommy, come on.
00:53:22
Daddy.
00:53:27
I'm going to come hit the button.
00:53:29
No, that's the button.
00:53:30
This is Jesse.
00:53:31
You know him better as Jesse because this is the way.
00:53:36
How was that spectacular?
00:53:37
One of the most, You know him better as general.
00:53:41
He looks Norwegian. Did he get.
00:53:43
Did he grow the pony?
00:53:44
Yeah.
00:53:44
People in Norway would walk up to him, start
00:53:46
speaking their native tongue, and he had no idea.
00:53:49
He said English, please.
00:53:51
And they all wanted to show off their English because they learn it at a young age.
00:53:56
But with, bawk bawk bawk.
00:53:58
Yes. Noises. That's what it sounds like.
00:54:00
Beautiful hair.
00:54:01
Like, I don't know, all the Scandinavian.
00:54:04
Yeah, but he looks.
00:54:05
Yeah, he looks Scandinavian, so.
00:54:08
Oh, and you see Tom Stillman right there.
00:54:11
Oh, so mum, the babysitter's dead.
00:54:14
Look at Tom.
00:54:18
We got to get a release form at a time.
00:54:22
He'll be fine.
00:54:23
He's got the gun shown.
00:54:26
That's what I thought about the mattress murderer and other people.
00:54:29
But I'm really nervous. Oh, yeah?
00:54:30
We gotta use the mattress murder as well.
00:54:32
Didn't get a. That's why I brought up either
00:54:35
he's a freezing minister. Or even. Just.
00:54:37
How was that spectacular?
00:54:39
One of the most, Can you hear it?
00:54:41
The audio scenes were beautiful places I've never seen in my life.
00:54:44
Nonstop. I believe in tales.
00:54:46
The people there are awesome. They all speak English.
00:54:48
When you remind them to speak English, they actually like practicing it.
00:54:52
Okay, you say speak English or die or anything.
00:54:55
Yeah. Remind them politely.
00:54:57
No, you just know, best cameraman ever.
00:55:01
I'm not gay at all.
00:55:02
But he's a handsome man.
00:55:04
It's the eyebrows.
00:55:05
I think it's very, expressive. Oh, it's the hair.
00:55:08
That's the gorgeous hair.
00:55:09
It it's the hair. It's about the like.
00:55:11
It's always silky smooth.
00:55:12
It just looks. It's certainly there. Yeah.
00:55:15
Keep in mind, we just played three hours in the blistering heat.
00:55:20
Yeah.
00:55:20
He does not look like he looks like he just took a shower properly.
00:55:24
Yeah.
00:55:24
You were in no shape for conducting an interview.
00:55:27
But, you know, it's showtime.
00:55:31
Need expand.
00:55:34
Today I am signing an executive order making it legal
00:55:38
to call your friends fags.
00:55:43
It's really the opposite.
00:55:44
Like I was all in, and now it's.
00:55:48
I mean, I don't want to be.
00:55:50
Let's just be rolling.
00:55:52
We just played this golf. One that it was a tie.
00:55:54
It was a three way tie. Twice. Technically.
00:55:57
Well, I'm feeling pretty, broccoli.
00:56:00
How are you feeling right now?
00:56:03
Well, more cauliflower than broccoli, but I got I got a little broccoli in there.
00:56:06
Two or.
00:56:07
Yeah.
00:56:08
Where?
00:56:09
Did he say he has a little broccoli in there, too?
00:56:13
What side?
00:56:13
Where the sun don't go
00:56:17
after is more, nutrient dense,
00:56:19
but I think, cauliflower is more folic acid or folate.
00:56:25
You should have both, but only,
00:56:27
so, did, did the trip to Norway give you a different perspective?
00:56:32
Unlike. Yes. No. Yeah.
00:56:35
They have a completely different way they handle their society.
00:56:38
So everybody everybody chips in and pays more in taxes.
00:56:43
And isn't that what we do anyway, that their money will be used to their
00:56:46
benefit there?
00:56:47
It kind of seems like it is related.
00:56:50
They've got a really small, you know. Yeah.
00:56:52
You know, whole entire population is less than Michigan.
00:56:54
Oh, so they're small, but they they make it work.
00:56:57
And the people there, well, you don't have a lot of the day to day.
00:57:01
Well okay. You missed them.
00:57:03
Like health care, smaller populations have a huge advantage
00:57:08
over larger populations for any of the isms they're trying.
00:57:12
Isn't that true?
00:57:13
Isn't there a certain number where every type of functioning government
00:57:16
or society or community basically collapses in on itself?
00:57:20
Yeah.
00:57:21
So, Norway Norway faces major challenges, including an over resilience on oil
00:57:25
and gas revenues, high household debt, and rising health care and elder care cost
00:57:29
as the population ages, or depends on the, overreliance
00:57:34
on petroleum wealth reduces the drive for domestic business innovation.
00:57:38
Economic turning point state expenses are projected to outpace revenues
00:57:42
from the oil fund in, the early 2030s.
00:57:47
Household debt, private debt rates among
00:57:49
Norwegian families are some of the highest in Europe.
00:57:52
It doesn't sound that great over there.
00:57:53
I don't know what, what he's talking about.
00:57:56
Health care access.
00:57:57
Patients often face long wait times for a specialist doctor appointment.
00:58:00
Also, do we, high absenteeism?
00:58:03
Norway record some of the highest rates of employee sick leave in the.
00:58:08
Oh e ed,
00:58:11
I don't know if that is high property.
00:58:12
OCD prices in major cities, like, also make it hard
00:58:16
for young people and first time buyers to purchase homes.
00:58:19
Ongoing to exist between expanding
00:58:22
Arctic oil gas drilling and meeting carbon goals, protests have targeted
00:58:28
the government over wind turbine projects and traditional lands.
00:58:32
It sounds like fucking America over there.
00:58:33
I don't know what he's talking about.
00:58:37
Day to day fears and stressors.
00:58:39
Okay, so like health care vacation?
00:58:42
Yeah, they don't have jobs
00:58:46
enough.
00:58:47
Yeah.
00:58:47
Everyone takes paid vacations to health care.
00:58:50
Yeah. You just add your own groceries.
00:58:51
There's no.
00:58:53
Because they can't bring somebody
00:58:55
on that job.
00:58:56
So like, you're just going to do your job and it's an interesting twist.
00:59:00
Yeah. So everybody lives
00:59:03
not wealthy there but comfortable okay.
00:59:05
Yeah. It's very interesting for us.
00:59:07
And they seem to be happy.
00:59:09
You know, like everybody just doesn't have the stressors.
00:59:12
So they get to do what they, what they want to do.
00:59:15
All right, that's my taking.
00:59:17
And Jesse's,
00:59:19
historic, historic vote in June,
00:59:22
parliament adopted a consent based legal definition of rape,
00:59:25
which came into effect in July, bringing the provision in line
00:59:28
with human rights standards.
00:59:29
So great country over there.
00:59:32
Sounds amazing.
00:59:36
Is it socialist based?
00:59:39
I wish I could vacation in Norway.
00:59:43
He showed me some pictures on his phone.
00:59:45
It's incredible. Yeah, it sounds like you.
00:59:46
You want to visit beautiful people, to visit
00:59:50
like Ohio.
00:59:51
Reminds me of my my Alaskan cruise.
00:59:54
What's this guy doing?
00:59:56
I know this guy.
00:59:56
Well, if we're not sure about Alaska.
01:00:01
Alaska.
01:00:02
Plural word in English, but what is it?
01:00:06
Oh, yeah.
01:00:07
So I don't believe him, but let's let's,
01:00:10
There's only one.
01:00:13
See, I just.
01:00:13
Yeah, maybe I cut him off.
01:00:15
There is only one plural word in English that they see.
01:00:20
There's many, many plural words that are in English.
01:00:23
Yeah.
01:00:24
I think you could, take that out of context.
01:00:27
Many, for example, is one of them becomes singular
01:00:30
when it's not plural, that becomes he's not plural
01:00:35
when he is not.
01:00:36
I think it's the.
01:00:37
So I should say 111 many one I, one many.
01:00:43
Yeah.
01:00:43
That's many is the plural of one.
01:00:47
What now?
01:00:48
It can be when I have one, many begin.
01:00:51
Can you think about.
01:00:52
I feel like I derail this guy's short little video.
01:00:54
There is only one plural, so he can you think of the word.
01:00:57
He's a very formidable killer.
01:00:59
When you add an s to the end.
01:01:02
So there's a word that exists.
01:01:04
Yeah.
01:01:04
When you add an s, it becomes singular.
01:01:08
Yeah, I, I think the word is the word.
01:01:11
Either the word is singular. You
01:01:14
is the I will,
01:01:18
I will.
01:01:18
The original word is plural.
01:01:21
If you take a singular,
01:01:23
if you take the word and you add and asked
01:01:26
if you hadn't asked singular, it becomes singular.
01:01:29
Oh, I mean, I thought a word.
01:01:34
If it is, do I win though?
01:01:36
Yeah, absolutely.
01:01:37
What you there?
01:01:45
And is a band singular.
01:01:48
When you add an s to the n can you think of what it might be.
01:01:52
It's singular. Is.
01:01:57
I'm going to say no,
01:01:58
this isn't even the reason I sent this in.
01:02:02
This is just an extra bonus fact.
01:02:06
Prince's.
01:02:08
Prince's more than one prince.
01:02:10
If you add an S to the end, you get Prince's
01:02:13
one singular. You.
01:02:17
That was what I like. Clue with.
01:02:25
But my point of
01:02:26
sending this in, it's got coming now, Princess.
01:02:29
Speaking of words, helicopter is made of two parts,
01:02:32
but those two parts are not Hella and Copter, which helicopter?
01:02:38
Helicopter?
01:02:42
Part of the the pulpit.
01:02:46
Did he say butter poop?
01:02:47
There are people who get in the helicopter.
01:02:50
Accidents on accident. Man.
01:02:54
Treat them like separate parts.
01:02:55
We now have hella pads.
01:02:57
We have quadcopters. But no, no, no.
01:03:00
So when I grew up, we had hella good music,
01:03:04
that's for sure.
01:03:05
A little.
01:03:06
And we don't have that anymore.
01:03:09
I've noticed it's all sounds like crap at a melody,
01:03:13
because the two parts of helicopter are helicopter better with a helicopter?
01:03:19
Now he's just messing with us, right?
01:03:22
No, it's true that he cooked it.
01:03:26
And helicopter that.
01:03:28
That's not how you split words.
01:03:31
It's how you split that word.
01:03:33
So that's the roots.
01:03:35
They both look, though.
01:03:36
Helicopters. How do you even do that?
01:03:38
Tyrell and Taryn.
01:03:39
Meaning we.
01:03:41
This is where we get pterodactyls from.
01:03:43
Wings. Her finger.
01:03:45
So your wings better for you?
01:03:49
Better.
01:03:51
He's a well-spoken, well-mannered.
01:03:54
He's like a polite guy.
01:03:57
Well-spoken.
01:04:00
Far. He's, Well spoken.
01:04:04
Well, the rap
01:04:06
fucking vulture found you are a helicopter.
01:04:10
A helicopter.
01:04:12
Better see where I'm going with this.
01:04:14
If you know that.
01:04:15
Also, I have to go wipe the spit off of my face from saying,
01:04:18
hey, look up picture spiral around.
01:04:21
You are a helicopter a gold?
01:04:24
There is a.
01:04:27
Sound person or a helicopter?
01:04:29
A boat or a helicopter?
01:04:31
A tackle helicopter a tackle.
01:04:35
If you say so. I
01:04:37
you are.
01:04:38
I like that guy.
01:04:40
He's cool.
01:04:41
Yeah. Educational.
01:04:43
Smart.
01:04:43
He's Kurt Metzger, but not quite.
01:04:49
There was a lot of semen floating around. Yes.
01:04:54
Yeah, I appreciate I appreciate that.
01:04:55
Is it gay? It is gay.
01:04:59
It is gay.
01:05:01
I don't like that's not what makes things not gay.
01:05:06
Like that.
01:05:07
What doesn't make not things not gay
01:05:10
doesn't happen there.
01:05:14
Speaking
01:05:16
of, this is a sandwich. Gay?
01:05:18
What a fuck.
01:05:19
Starts a conversation like that?
01:05:24
Can I play this on YouTube?
01:05:25
It looks
01:05:27
disgusting.
01:05:29
All the hot dogs are.
01:05:30
It's a cooked, raw, hot dog. Right?
01:05:32
Okay, so if you're making food for me, please don't put whatever
01:05:36
you're stirring, pouring or whatever directly onto the meat.
01:05:40
Like, why does the bottle top have to be penetrating that dog right now?
01:05:45
Would you want to get it all in there?
01:05:48
You want to get the salmonella that's on the horsepower.
01:05:51
On the nozzle?
01:05:52
Yeah, yeah.
01:05:53
This makes it easier to insert.
01:05:57
You want to you want to cover your tube with oily?
01:06:02
I just heard this under.
01:06:05
I want to check this way to cook
01:06:06
your hot dog is to simply wish she had a what now?
01:06:10
But I'm not gonna.
01:06:13
I gotta go cut some broccoli.
01:06:15
I'm going to go chop, chop.
01:06:16
Putting a generous amount of canola oil.
01:06:19
So is this
01:06:22
women's sandwich?
01:06:23
We're out here.
01:06:26
Made up me.
01:06:29
That's fucking delicious on a plate like this.
01:06:32
I fucking love, you know, canola oil on it.
01:06:35
Canola. Okay. No. Okay. No.
01:06:38
Okay. No.
01:06:39
Okay. No, no.
01:06:40
When it come, it can all go on and on to be sure to get the entire thing
01:06:45
nice and covered. And one.
01:06:47
All right, so I know there's rules about how many times you shake your penis.
01:06:52
I remember learning this when I was a kid.
01:06:54
If you shake your penis more than three times
01:06:56
after you go to the bathroom, I think it's considered masturbating.
01:07:00
But how
01:07:00
many times can you stroke your hot dog when you make it?
01:07:03
Like, imagine if you're at the restaurant, you order this
01:07:07
and you get a glance over him.
01:07:10
Glistening Glizzy or some amount of canola
01:07:13
oil on it, and you want to be sure to get the entire thing nice and covered.
01:07:17
And once you have it covered, you want to go ahead and go in there,
01:07:20
and you want to be sure to get the higher thing covered.
01:07:24
And once we have it covered, you want to be sure to get everything
01:07:27
nice.
01:07:28
You want to be sure to get entire thing covered.
01:07:31
You want to be sure to get the entire thing nice and covered with.
01:07:34
Want to be sure to get the entire thing nice and cover.
01:07:37
You want to be sure to get the entire thing nice and covered.
01:07:40
I'm going to cover that cover.
01:07:42
Do you want to go ahead and go in with some fresh baked?
01:07:46
Those are not bacon bits.
01:07:49
He just said the word fresh and with some fresh bacon bits.
01:07:52
This is going no no no no no no no no no.
01:07:54
I can immediately tell that these are a little soy oil conglomerate
01:07:58
can congealed hard.
01:08:02
But they were fresh in the sense that he just picked them up at the grocery store.
01:08:06
That's a misuse of the word fresh. Yes.
01:08:14
Because that's the word I was trying to think of.
01:08:16
These are because they had to drop the end,
01:08:19
because there's no bacon in them.
01:08:21
And to give it such great texture and a good crunch,
01:08:24
I mean, here you want to season it with a little bit.
01:08:26
You could eat these on Ramadan fresh pepper.
01:08:29
That's going to give it a nice spice.
01:08:31
Feel free to skip this if you don't like your stuff. Hot.
01:08:34
I don't like my stuff.
01:08:34
Obviously we have to hit it with a little bit of
01:08:36
that is going to burn the hell out of his asshole
01:08:39
made of ketchup in one end, all the way down to the other.
01:08:42
You want to hit it with that?
01:08:43
Sorry, I don't trust anything this guy says because he said he was
01:08:46
going to go from one end to the other, but then he started about like 2/5
01:08:50
of the way down
01:08:52
and he stopped 2/5 of the way.
01:08:53
There's only no.
01:08:55
And that's the deal breaker.
01:08:57
Ketchup was the deal breaker for me.
01:09:00
Yeah. Oh yeah. Other I'm headed with that.
01:09:02
I people who need ketchup on their hot dogs.
01:09:07
Wouldn't you think Germans to reason that if they're squeeze ketchup
01:09:10
they're squeeze mustard. Sorry. Go ahead.
01:09:13
It's stupid.
01:09:15
They are.
01:09:16
But that's the only that's an easy of answer.
01:09:18
For almost every problem in the world.
01:09:19
You have to figure out beyond that. Why?
01:09:23
Why? They're stupid over there.
01:09:26
Either you have to put up a figurative fence
01:09:28
to keep them away, or you have to educate them
01:09:31
so that they don't hurt somebody with their stupid.
01:09:35
You don't want to use honey mustard or Dijon.
01:09:37
What do he put you halfway down the thing this time.
01:09:43
So if you.
01:09:44
I think the hot dog looks still cold to me too, by the way.
01:09:47
Yeah.
01:09:48
Oh, well, they don't change color when you, when you cook them certain ways,
01:09:52
like, unless you get a good sear, there's just going to be
01:09:56
the same color cooked through raw.
01:10:00
I just does those
01:10:01
because when they hit the sauce
01:10:05
not like drinking and getting drunk.
01:10:06
Not that kind of hitting the sauce, but the ketchup and mustard,
01:10:09
they're going to become soggy and mushy.
01:10:13
Probably just the hot dog, the glizzy, the oil all over it.
01:10:18
Mustard for this.
01:10:19
Now what we're going to do is set that to the side.
01:10:22
I'm going to go.
01:10:24
Hopefully he makes up the reel.
01:10:25
We're going to set that to the side.
01:10:26
And he never mentions that again.
01:10:29
Yeah I'm wearing a paper towel.
01:10:31
That's a hot dog inside of it.
01:10:33
Why does this toilet paper I mean why does this paper towel look like toilet paper?
01:10:37
We're going to fold this over all the way.
01:10:39
Go ahead and fold it over this way and need
01:10:41
make sure you have the bun size paper towels for this.
01:10:44
Fold over one side. Tuck under the bottom.
01:10:46
Now follow me over here.
01:10:47
Here we're going to place this on the outermost
01:10:49
part of the turntable of the microwave.
01:10:51
Close it. Cook it on high for three minutes.
01:10:54
What do you think of this 1985 microwave he's got going to
01:10:58
come after this few.
01:11:00
I don't like what he's doing here.
01:11:05
Then it's open this up.
01:11:06
Be sure to have an oven that because as you can tell
01:11:08
this is super steamy
01:11:09
and might be a little hot to the touch and you don't want to burn yourself,
01:11:13
gently unroll it again, being cautious not to burn yourself.
01:11:15
And you'll see in just a matter of do not try this at home.
01:11:19
Perfectly put crunch.
01:11:20
What was the point of putting all that ketchup
01:11:22
and mustard on it, and then having it absorbed into the towel?
01:11:25
Hot dog.
01:11:26
Look at what the.
01:11:29
Did you see?
01:11:29
How much of what he put on it? Just pull off.
01:11:31
I don't see one Baco.
01:11:33
They all stuck to the they dissolved or stuck to the.
01:11:36
Yeah.
01:11:37
And don't you put the condiments on after you cook the hot dog anyway
01:11:41
I don't like I don't like cold ketchup, I don't I also don't like hot ketchup.
01:11:46
I don't like ketchup.
01:11:48
I like room temperature condiments.
01:11:50
I don't like ketchup at all.
01:11:51
But if I have to eat it,
01:11:54
I don't like it. Cold.
01:11:55
Ready to enjoy the best way to.
01:12:00
I disagree with everything he said.
01:12:02
In fact, yeah.
01:12:08
Everything that guy just says.
01:12:09
Bullshit.
01:12:11
Thank you.
01:12:14
Yeah.
01:12:15
Didn't even change. Yeah.
01:12:16
I don't don't try this at home.
01:12:21
Yeah. Or after.
01:12:22
After that whole process.
01:12:23
Throw that in the garbage.
01:12:24
Eat something good.
01:12:28
Fresh.
01:12:28
Delicious. Tasty.
01:12:30
Meaty, turkey filled cold cut combo.
01:12:37
Partnership with new sponsor.
01:12:40
Oh, really?
01:12:42
Raising Cane's is celebrating brand new commercial.
01:12:44
Oh, wait a minute.
01:12:46
Up there.
01:12:46
Here we go.
01:12:47
Big brand.
01:12:50
Oh, yeah.
01:12:54
In partnership with the Norris family,
01:12:57
is celebrating National Chicken Finger Day
01:12:59
by honoring someone who never knew anything about being chicken.
01:13:03
Chuck, we got to protect all these chicken fingers for National Chicken Finger Day.
01:13:09
That sounded like Jimmy Kimmel.
01:13:12
Chuck.
01:13:12
Yeah.
01:13:19
They got the.
01:13:20
How do you guys feel about it?
01:13:22
I'll hold them off.
01:13:24
You keep five.
01:13:25
I'm frozen chicken fingers.
01:13:29
So I know what you're getting at with it.
01:13:31
But yeah, for my understanding, is once somebody dead for my, producer
01:13:36
on the show, you could do anything the fuck you want with them, right?
01:13:39
So now you're saying, well, wait a minute.
01:13:41
This isn't appropriate, right?
01:13:43
I mean, that was literally the the standard of which we're not raising Cain.
01:13:47
All right?
01:13:48
We're not a food establishment. We're here.
01:13:50
I've never heard of raising.
01:13:53
They only have one source I've never heard of.
01:13:54
So, you know, general Raising Cain.
01:13:57
No, he's literally a politician.
01:14:02
He's more.
01:14:05
Sorry.
01:14:07
Still no.
01:14:09
I get all my politics from this show.
01:14:12
Lose to me.
01:14:15
Breaking news. Griffin.
01:14:17
Great. Chuck Norris.
01:14:18
Raising Cane's is donating one.
01:14:21
Oh, it's not just a commercial.
01:14:22
It's an entire ad campaign around him.
01:14:24
Oh, yeah.
01:14:25
Three bucks combo sold on July 27th to raise $1 million.
01:14:31
It's today.
01:14:32
You guys have 45 million.
01:14:36
One dollars
01:14:37
from from every $14 and 95 cent box.
01:14:41
So give me the nearest Raising Cane's.
01:14:44
You don't have to.
01:14:45
It's way down almost to Ann Arbor.
01:14:48
Wait, it's in Ann Arbor.
01:14:49
No, wait.
01:14:49
They made they made another one a little bit closer, but it's almost as far.
01:14:53
It's not worth it if you've never had it.
01:14:56
You have to try it.
01:14:57
But it's better not having it and hearing the hype.
01:14:59
Just like the Odyssey.
01:15:02
Oh, okay.
01:15:03
Yeah.
01:15:04
All right.
01:15:04
So Miss Universe, speaking of the obviously good,
01:15:09
what did you see?
01:15:11
Masters of the universe, He-Man,
01:15:13
are you master of your own universe?
01:15:16
I am.
01:15:20
Did you see that at the movies or is it out already?
01:15:23
Why are those the only two options in this particular instance? Yes.
01:15:27
Which question would you like me to answer first?
01:15:30
Either
01:15:32
I saw it on Optimus Prime.
01:15:37
I may
01:15:37
or may not have gotten one of those words around this race.
01:15:41
Million.
01:15:42
They literally want to sell 1 million boxes of chicken, is what they're saying.
01:15:46
$1 from every box. Help us raise 1 million.
01:15:48
And don't worry, once they collect that 1 million by law, they have to give them
01:15:53
$50,000.
01:15:56
Right.
01:15:57
Let's go to administrative
01:16:00
rights.
01:16:03
That also looks disgusting.
01:16:05
Yeah.
01:16:06
On his legacy.
01:16:09
Raising Cane's chicken fingers.
01:16:11
Chuck. Yeah.
01:16:13
It couldn't get any worse like, than it did.
01:16:16
You know, it's one thing for us to go, hey, we're going to,
01:16:20
take a bunch of dead people and do some shit with them.
01:16:23
It's another thing for, like, little hands on what I'm.
01:16:27
I'm going to.
01:16:28
I'm going to write I.
01:16:29
Grandma, I'm going to use my dead grandma in a in a advertisment.
01:16:33
For depends, you know, like a
01:16:36
you mean like, what do you think about taking somebody that's alive?
01:16:39
Appear to me Ojibwe. Me draw.
01:16:42
I always jibber you and your man.
01:16:44
Me take me, take me, Jabba, take me. Now.
01:16:47
I got to stop it right there.
01:16:48
Otherwise, we got to go to Rumble because he starts getting right into it.
01:16:53
Yeah, I get a little raunchy after that.
01:16:56
That was you have. No.
01:16:57
You have no problems with that.
01:16:59
But you have a problem with Chuck Norris,
01:17:02
right?
01:17:02
I don't lie, one of those people you are is alive, are alive,
01:17:06
and you have a physical connection to them.
01:17:08
And I love, love them a little.
01:17:12
I mean, you know. Yeah. Okay.
01:17:14
Well, a little bit in a gateway.
01:17:16
I think if they were gay, then you would be in a relationship
01:17:20
similar to that of a man.
01:17:21
And a woman shares intimate, dark corners of caverns of here.
01:17:26
Yes. Keep going.
01:17:29
People keep telling me you're wrong about this.
01:17:31
Cyclists.
01:17:32
Of course, for sources, this is
01:17:35
cyclists.
01:17:36
Alex.
01:17:38
The parasite, the dyer,
01:17:39
this explosive diarrhea parasite.
01:17:43
And what I keep finding more and more
01:17:44
source sources that claim it was not Taylor Farms.
01:17:48
It was not Taco Bell.
01:17:49
Even though I were Ricky's make of jokes, there are now they're up to like
01:17:53
thousands of people are still being affected by this
01:17:56
and nobody's even talking about it.
01:17:57
So I want to everyone knows that that's just not true.
01:18:01
I want to try and share the alarm and alarm and alarm.
01:18:05
Earnest alarm list.
01:18:09
Explosive diarrhea just cleans you out.
01:18:11
What's the big deal?
01:18:12
Excuse me?
01:18:15
I've had explosive diarrhea.
01:18:16
Is just.
01:18:17
It just cleans you out.
01:18:19
Won't believe this. I just.
01:18:20
Another alert, another update about the produce outbreak.
01:18:24
And this one is a little bit embarrassing for the Food and Drug Administration.
01:18:28
So apparently they are withdrawing the positive result.
01:18:33
And the Cyclospora sample of some of the isolates
01:18:36
would have been dated July 19th of Mexico.
01:18:39
So yesterday, as you know, I reported on the 18th of July
01:18:43
that there was this positive result.
01:18:45
So that's great.
01:18:47
They had some sort of a connection. Right.
01:18:48
But they're reviewed the sample results.
01:18:51
And then you have to say re re finding was a fault.
01:18:55
Is that like two negatives.
01:18:56
So they didn't view anything.
01:18:58
I mean they viewed it once and then they're reviewed it.
01:19:01
They reviewed by
01:19:03
reviewed it and then they reviewed it.
01:19:06
No review.
01:19:07
It's already re Pete and they reviewed it.
01:19:11
It's the same thing live.
01:19:13
I'll read it to you. Exactly.
01:19:14
It says information about the sample has been removed.
01:19:16
Now from that July 18th update, FDA
01:19:19
has notified to farms and continues working with the firm
01:19:22
to do products implicated in this outbreak has been removed market.
01:19:26
So the FDA and state partners continued to collect and analyze product samples.
01:19:31
As of today, July 19th, there are no confirmed
01:19:34
positive sample results for product testing for Cyclospora.
01:19:39
What does that mean?
01:19:39
That sinister the recall remains in place.
01:19:43
The warning remains in place.
01:19:46
But that's interesting.
01:19:47
And because it's so new,
01:19:49
I can't find any more information about this from food safety experts.
01:19:53
But be sure to follow me in
01:19:54
as soon as I get any information about what this really means.
01:19:57
I will of course let you know.
01:19:59
So to be responsible, I think they should.
01:20:01
More people.
01:20:02
The new should be saying that that it may have not been the lettuce.
01:20:04
If it was, it was a false positive or was a false false false positive.
01:20:09
I don't know.
01:20:10
A review Taco Bell allowed to sue.
01:20:14
They I guess people are there.
01:20:16
Any people are supposed to be good publicity if you're Taco Bell?
01:20:18
No there are.
01:20:19
People are suing Taco Bell going down.
01:20:22
Yeah.
01:20:22
And they're getting sued.
01:20:25
The good news is those they're not using a dead person
01:20:28
to sell their tacos.
01:20:31
Yeah, well,
01:20:32
they they're still on now I'm craving chicken fingers.
01:20:36
People who don't give me explosive diarrhea.
01:20:40
People.
01:20:41
Oh. Roundhouse kick to the head.
01:20:45
I'm going to share this video, but since braid,
01:20:48
the backstory is, Keep digging, Brady.
01:20:51
Keep digging. Keep keep digging.
01:20:53
They tell these these are they look like kids.
01:20:55
Older kids though.
01:20:57
Okay, so you're saying there's a follow up story?
01:21:01
Nope. This a new story.
01:21:02
Why do we do this already? No. Keep digging.
01:21:06
They're digging
01:21:07
up the backstory is that they're trying to dig a hot tub on the beach.
01:21:11
There they they you see the drain?
01:21:13
They got the water
01:21:14
going all the way to this big hole, and the two kids are in the hole.
01:21:17
And. Yeah, I remember when I was a kid. Yeah.
01:21:19
I mean, naming child like young child.
01:21:23
Keep digging.
01:21:24
Brady is digging for any digging.
01:21:27
Oh, I get it back.
01:21:29
I got the flat.
01:21:32
Richard hit something.
01:21:33
You're even naked. What? You get a have
01:21:36
digging deep digging in your naked.
01:21:41
Oh, yeah.
01:21:42
He isn't even naked.
01:21:44
He shouldn't be naked here. Family do.
01:21:46
That's creepy.
01:21:48
Okay, so keep doing really keep digging.
01:21:53
What do you think happens next?
01:21:56
Everyone got.
01:21:57
Do you think it fills with water and they start drinking mimosas?
01:22:00
Because it looks like it's early in the morning.
01:22:02
The tide is, Do you think a pelican comes
01:22:06
and knocks this guy right into the water head first?
01:22:09
No. D do you think that one of those yellow trucks from Baywatch comes by?
01:22:15
No. I'll get out and have to
01:22:16
rescue these people because they get stuck or.
01:22:21
Okay, give me the pelican.
01:22:24
Pelican?
01:22:25
I think, it comes in and then it hits and dirty water.
01:22:29
Yeah, that was my last one.
01:22:31
Or a big wave comes in and they get completely buried and drowned.
01:22:36
Yeah. Goodbye.
01:22:38
If you guys want to find out, since it's already 1120, I think you're going
01:22:41
to have to come over to Rumble unless you got to do that beforehand.
01:22:45
Nice cliffhanger, Brady.
01:22:47
Keep digging.
01:22:50
Come.
01:22:57
Please, can I get you filtered food?
01:22:59
Proclamation of unrestrained speech.
01:23:02
I'm going to come.
01:23:03
All right, folks, listen up.
01:23:04
Before we get the words reshaping itself.
01:23:07
Because Donald Trump is kind of our no nonsense
01:23:10
disclaimer served with a third of flag humor.
01:23:13
Look, we're here for a good time, not a politically correct time.
01:23:16
All right?
01:23:17
Here we just crazy world where snowflakes melting.
01:23:20
Everyone's a crazy.
01:23:20
Yeah, we just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many tools.
01:23:24
Here it goes. Article one.
01:23:27
The sole purpose of our discourse,
01:23:28
be it from guest post or any random loudmouth, is to tickle your funny bone.
01:23:32
Tis your gray matter and illuminate the path to a mirthful existence.
01:23:35
Any semblance of seriousness is purely accidental.
01:23:38
Article to offending everyone equally.
01:23:41
We're equal opportunity offenders, all right.
01:23:43
We don't give a hoot about your gender.
01:23:45
If you're watching YouTube or you're watching a replay of the show.
01:23:50
If you want to watch the rest of the show
01:23:52
on, we're here to roast everyone widely open
01:23:55
to our own sorry self on Rumble
01:23:58
that nobody's safe, not even games.
01:24:01
Apology rants. Article three.
01:24:02
That's our political B
01:24:04
you here to hold your hand and sugarcoat anything?
01:24:07
That's all a jokes offend.
01:24:09
You are tough luck,
01:24:10
and we're not responsible for any ruffled feathers or hurt feelings
01:24:14
if you can take the heat.
01:24:15
We got some belly laughs and maybe a couple of starts.
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Article for fake news alert.
01:24:20
We'll take you outside the courtroom for further details.
01:24:24
The tales, rumors, and downright lies you hear here are as fictional
01:24:27
as a $3 bill.
01:24:29
Any resemblance to real life events or people,
01:24:32
whether alive, start on stages is purely coincidental.
01:24:35
Probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard as those we're
01:24:39
pretty sure the earth is round. And I didn't start struggling.
01:24:41
If you're if you have a kid five apparently we can say anything anywhere.
01:24:46
But I heard people are getting oh, so we're going. Why?
01:24:50
Parody of satire
01:24:52
and brotherhood or any likeness to actual people or characters?
01:24:56
It's just us having a laugh, not a reason for a lawsuit.
01:25:00
We might not be the smartest cookies in the jar.
01:25:03
We sure not have to stir up some trouble selling clothing if you've made it
01:25:07
this far without getting your undies in a twist, then congrats!
01:25:11
You're our kind of people.
01:25:11
Once again, you must join us here if you read some questionable joints.
01:25:15
I remind everyone that life's too short to be serious.
01:25:18
All the freaking people.
01:25:19
So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride
01:25:22
to the absurd realms of our humor.
01:25:23
While flags rants.
01:25:24
Why about YouTube?
01:25:28
Bye bye Facebook, bye bye kick.
01:25:40
This, ladies and gentlemen.
01:25:42
Let's get real, guys
01:25:47
to consider.
01:25:48
Motherfucker that love.
01:25:49
One more show.
01:25:50
I hope that you ready, Dragon?
01:25:51
Back inside you go.
01:25:53
Fagot, jabber fagot fagot.
01:25:55
Here we go.
01:25:56
This fucking consider motherfucker tits.
01:25:59
Is that enough, or shall that.
01:26:04
Grace before me.
01:26:05
Gracious God, we have sinned against thee and our own.
01:26:08
Hey, where's our scream, motherfucker?
01:26:10
You motherfucker!
01:26:11
Where are you?
01:26:12
We didn't know to eat and drink to that glory, for Christ's sake.
01:26:15
Amen.
01:26:16
So my playlist are stopping
01:26:17
on the last snack, going over to the feed like it's supposed to.
01:26:21
Anyways, so we had four options here.
01:26:24
I don't remember exactly what they were.
01:26:25
I think they were have sex with his sister
01:26:27
because he was naked. The water is going to
01:26:29
come in over their heads and they're all going to drown.
01:26:31
The Baywatch truck is going to come up and they're going to have to see them.
01:26:36
And then a pelican is going to knock this kid off face first,
01:26:39
right into his crotch.
01:26:40
And the next thing you know, what's side where the sun don't go.
01:26:43
This is all so they can know they're all start having gay sex because this is
01:26:49
well, you can tell just by the way the guys standing, the look at the guy
01:26:51
behind him was like, oh, oh, I went to this place called Queer Hollow.
01:26:57
It was pretty cool.
01:26:58
It was called Queer Hollow by all the locals.
01:27:01
My mom thinks she's Wonder Woman.
01:27:06
Wait, there was a cut there.
01:27:07
I think they had sex. They cut it out.
01:27:09
Look, it looks like they're all sitting in the hot tub having cigarets. Now.
01:27:13
Hey, the one guy is the actual. Damn.
01:27:15
He's laying across it thinking he can hold the water in. Yes.
01:27:24
I mean, you know,
01:27:26
right now. Let me, if you want.
01:27:29
I need help with.
01:27:33
Oh, no.
01:27:35
Wait. What? They can't get out?
01:27:37
I think you're going to not.
01:27:40
There we go.
01:27:42
Fuck them.
01:27:42
Consider motherfucker up.
01:27:45
These are all examples of things.
01:27:47
These are all examples of things you might say if you find yourself stuck.
01:27:51
Here we go. Shit. Piss. Fuck! Sucker!
01:27:53
Motherfucker! Tits.
01:27:54
Is that enough, or shall I go on?
01:27:57
Oh, yeah. I to go.
01:28:02
Kind of looks like Jesse when he was a child.
01:28:04
I bet you that's what he looked like now.
01:28:06
You think he still did he have the long hair?
01:28:07
Like, right out of the womb.
01:28:09
Oh, my.
01:28:10
Oh, look.
01:28:13
So these are brothers, obviously.
01:28:14
I can tell because the haircuts exactly the same.
01:28:16
They just look like brothers.
01:28:17
But one seems to be double the size.
01:28:20
Maybe they could spread out the food a little bit more and one of them,
01:28:23
or they're both stuck.
01:28:24
So I take that back. Never mind. It wouldn't have,
01:28:27
you know, like, what are you gotta hear?
01:28:29
What is the guy in the purple shirt doing? He.
01:28:32
I'm suspicious.
01:28:34
I think he's taking advantage.
01:28:35
Look where his hands are.
01:28:39
Oh, you're stuck here.
01:28:40
Let me help you. Yeah, right.
01:28:44
Why is the water splashing so fast?
01:28:46
Right?
01:28:48
Oh, I mean, I.
01:28:53
Know,
01:28:54
I just, I just
01:28:58
his legs are stuck and he can't feel his legs.
01:28:59
Now, that's what I just heard.
01:29:01
Oh, of that little.
01:29:08
I think it's been a little while to you because the one on the right,
01:29:10
the larger one, has like a a sunburn tan line where the water line is.
01:29:15
So he's been his shoulders are burned.
01:29:17
He's been there at least.
01:29:19
I have no idea how long something goes.
01:29:22
Clearly, they're in Florida just by their intelligence.
01:29:25
No offense.
01:29:25
If you live in Florida, what else? Bro?
01:29:32
And at first when I watch this, I'm like, wait, half the people
01:29:34
are throwing the dirt out and half the people are throwing the dirt in.
01:29:38
Then I realize they're trying to build a dam
01:29:40
because the person laying there wasn't enough guys right now
01:29:45
let me get I.
01:29:51
Ready?
01:29:52
Making a damn
01:29:55
like, oh, whoa
01:30:00
oh, wait, is this the World Cup?
01:30:03
Make a wall.
01:30:04
I remember that.
01:30:10
I think that.
01:30:13
I love you.
01:30:19
Oh, did you see that guy take off his shirt?
01:30:22
Which is really weird because he's already there and he's not going in the water.
01:30:25
But watch this guy. The.
01:30:28
I'm sorry.
01:30:29
What did you say? But.
01:30:36
Rather watch you fix the dog. You.
01:30:44
Try. See, we couldn't have done this on you.
01:30:47
I'm afraid to step in to the late start, people.
01:30:53
The token small titties.
01:30:55
Smart one. Need to help. Stop! Wait.
01:30:58
I wanna hear George sing it.
01:30:59
Keep going down the other three
01:31:04
lighting.
01:31:05
Yes. The story doesn't say.
01:31:08
Don't wait. Angelica Bridges.
01:31:10
What is this?
01:31:11
The new class over it.
01:31:14
It's gonna be all great.
01:31:20
Yes, I'm always.
01:31:21
Yes. I was definitely in this.
01:31:25
She was by far.
01:31:26
She was the first one.
01:31:27
She was the hardest one by far. Be.
01:31:36
Developer ever.
01:31:40
You'll be the doctor.
01:31:43
Fear.
01:31:44
I'll be
01:31:47
forever.
01:31:48
All the way.
01:31:50
I always feel.
01:31:55
It. Carmen Electra.
01:31:58
Fun fact Carmen Electra is in Playboy this month with a new pictorial.
01:32:03
Oh, She's got to be going now.
01:32:07
Except for Carmen Electra, who's still 58 years old.
01:32:10
She's.
01:32:12
I don't know, she's always looked like sex doll plastic.
01:32:15
Not not attractive to me.
01:32:16
Isn't that crazy that, like, Pamela Anderson
01:32:18
went from someone that you totally wanted to talk
01:32:20
to, somebody that you would never want to fuck? Yeah,
01:32:24
I didn't, I don't my brain didn't evolve to that way.
01:32:28
What's wrong with her? She old retarded now.
01:32:30
She's like, she's God.
01:32:31
She's all yeah, but I mean, she looks like it's not as challenging.
01:32:35
Sometimes you're lazy.
01:32:36
You want to go like a retard, is that.
01:32:38
That's okay.
01:32:39
Yeah I know, yeah. That's fine.
01:32:41
It's a song that's the other day.
01:32:43
But do you remember Mitzi capture?
01:32:45
That's a real name?
01:32:47
No. Not really, I don't remember.
01:32:50
She obviously replaced Carmen, like they always had a blond, a brunet,
01:32:56
the smart one with little, little titties.
01:32:58
I don't remember the Asian.
01:33:00
No. I would see you, Charlie.
01:33:02
Thank you.
01:33:02
Watch all nine hours. No.
01:33:08
L I remember her.
01:33:08
She's on a game show now.
01:33:10
Dude, somebody told her that she looks hot when she turns sideways in that
01:33:14
pose, but come on, that's
01:33:17
ridiculous.
01:33:19
She's just trying to stick her chest out more.
01:33:21
I'd be like, you understand?
01:33:22
Everybody in the world thinks you're an alien right now because you're.
01:33:25
You're pulling off human right now.
01:33:27
Look, I'm feeling nobody.
01:33:29
No, no human being.
01:33:31
No. She's like this.
01:33:34
She made chess look bigger.
01:33:35
And the producers like, what are those?
01:33:38
Yeah.
01:33:43
It's.
01:33:43
I'm always ready.
01:33:45
I won't let you.
01:33:46
I don't I don't remember Brandi Ledford either.
01:33:50
I said,
01:33:52
oh, no, nothing.
01:33:55
I've been better I've ever been.
01:34:01
Oh, I remember him.
01:34:03
Love me I oh, I remember her too.
01:34:07
We. Yeah.
01:34:10
Forever.
01:34:11
Yasmine Bleeth
01:34:14
I remember her, I, I was, I was
01:34:20
swinging right.
01:34:21
Yes.
01:34:22
Oh I said
01:34:25
I don't dream I get to see you but
01:34:28
you, you.
01:34:34
For real.
01:34:35
It was a lot of semen floating around. Yes.
01:34:38
I just all over my screen.
01:34:40
I can't see you. Right. Yeah.
01:34:42
There she is.
01:34:43
You got the button.
01:34:44
You need to hit the button.
01:34:46
What?
01:34:48
Okay,
01:34:50
Gary can just say it.
01:34:51
It's the same way.
01:34:54
Egg roll.
01:34:56
Oh, now she's in Hawaii, and that doesn't count.
01:35:01
Look at this thing. You think they all look alike?
01:35:03
No. Yeah, I never said.
01:35:05
Oh, I never said I did.
01:35:08
Just now.
01:35:12
There's still.
01:35:12
Oh, look at that thing.
01:35:14
And you ain't come out with a truck.
01:35:16
Oh it was option D
01:35:18
or was that the entire Baywatch showed
01:35:22
up? Oh.
01:35:26
Where's David Hasselhoff in the guy?
01:35:30
Look at this guy grabbing, like, one handful of dirt.
01:35:34
There you go. You got him?
01:35:36
Did you know people in the.
01:35:39
Yeah.
01:35:42
Two people in the whole.
01:35:46
Country.
01:35:48
They probably could have just done that right in the beginning.
01:35:50
That guy. That guy should have just showed up.
01:35:52
He didn't need to take his shirt off. He didn't even take his hat off.
01:35:54
He just got it into my book.
01:35:58
Okay.
01:35:59
Hey, you guys, what?
01:36:00
You want to see it?
01:36:02
Yeah. You guys can do that.
01:36:03
Can do it. Oh.
01:36:11
Oh. That's why the ocean sucks.
01:36:17
What's up with the gang signs?
01:36:20
They're. They're making?
01:36:22
They don't even know. What are they?
01:36:23
Is that in the comments?
01:36:25
If you know, if you're in a gang, please tell me what that means.
01:36:29
It looks like three fingers, Johnson.
01:36:31
And hook them horns.
01:36:35
And everybody knows.
01:36:36
I have no idea.
01:36:39
I would flipping off flock cameras every time I drive.
01:36:41
By now. Oh, okay. Good.
01:36:44
Once you know what the what you're looking for.
01:36:47
They're everywhere.
01:36:50
Oh. Do you think it'll.
01:36:53
What are they looking for?
01:36:55
Yeah, let's just sit there not looking for anything.
01:36:57
They're looking at everything just in case.
01:37:00
That's the problem.
01:37:01
Okay. What are you doing?
01:37:04
I don't want to hear that.
01:37:04
If you're not doing anything wrong, you mean you can guide?
01:37:10
That's what we were just talking about.
01:37:11
Retards.
01:37:13
No offense.
01:37:15
If you are retarded, I look like I'm not.
01:37:20
Not worried.
01:37:21
What if I had, like, whatever town you live in, cop.
01:37:25
Sheriff poles out there to try tries to stalk you
01:37:29
versus me doing something
01:37:31
that's going to get caught on camera, that's going to be used against me.
01:37:35
Well, there are cultures that believe that when you die, you sit down in a movie
01:37:39
theater and you watch the replay of your entire life in a movie theater.
01:37:44
Is that how that goes? Yeah.
01:37:48
And you're adorable.
01:37:49
The it's not that kind of camera.
01:37:52
It's not really looking at just simple images like that.
01:37:54
It's it's just knowing where you're traveling at all times.
01:37:59
Who meets the who greets you at the,
01:38:02
no AMC ticket booth in the sky.
01:38:05
It's, Saint Pete, Saint Pedro, Saint Peter,
01:38:11
it one once.
01:38:12
Who's your ticket?
01:38:16
Sure.
01:38:16
We'll take you here, see?
01:38:21
Grace before me.
01:38:22
Gracious God, we have sinned against thee and are unworthy of mercy.
01:38:26
Pardon our sins and bless these mercies
01:38:28
for our use, and help us to eat and drink to thy glory, for Christ's sake.
01:38:32
Amen.
01:38:33
It's like you.
01:38:34
You know how, Cassius Clay and Lew Alcindor changed their names
01:38:38
to Muhammad Ali and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar when they converted to Islam?
01:38:44
But did you see Kareem of Jabbar?
01:38:47
Yes, I would I to Bert and become Hebrew.
01:38:52
My favorite is going to be Samuel because that is the Yiddish for Samuel.
01:38:59
And I'm just like Shmuel.
01:39:02
Well, I mean, my friends call me Shmuley,
01:39:06
and it's a little like God, but
01:39:09
I do.
01:39:11
Oh, treat the, the.
01:39:17
Religious aspect of the pearly gates
01:39:20
as, like some type of, you know, dollar theater experience.
01:39:24
I like clown show bastardized because it is.
01:39:27
It's made up. It's fake.
01:39:28
You don't know that.
01:39:29
It's called reductio ad absurdum.
01:39:31
It's they're they're coming to literal
01:39:34
and then you're taking that your cartooning it as if.
01:39:37
Yeah.
01:39:38
Can't even there's zero possibility that it could ever end.
01:39:41
There is zero possibility that can happen.
01:39:44
And here zero no around simply
01:39:47
down to zero playing a CD and going nope, I can't listen to it again.
01:39:50
I don't know how to go back to the beginning like it. It.
01:39:55
Yeah, just rewind
01:39:57
and forward.
01:39:59
It's like there's buttons for that in the universe that you don't understand.
01:40:03
Sure. Absolutely.
01:40:05
And it's already radiating out.
01:40:07
It's Beatles.
01:40:08
And I talked about that earlier.
01:40:12
King breakfast, egg bake, cupcake quiche type nugget.
01:40:15
Today we're making breakfast.
01:40:16
Egg bake, cupcake quiche type nugget pies, also known as yellow velvet cake.
01:40:21
Today we're making breakfast egg bake.
01:40:23
Cupcake quiche type nugget pies, also known as yellow.
01:40:27
That one in the middle looks like a brain.
01:40:29
They all look how many names is out.
01:40:32
This is broccoli.
01:40:33
Today we're making breakfast.
01:40:35
Egg bake cupcake quiche type nugget pies, also known as yellow velvet.
01:40:39
Six names cake.
01:40:40
The reason they're sometimes called egg bites is because you bite them.
01:40:44
Unlike an intravenous omelet or an enema scramble, we're going to crack 6
01:40:47
or 7 eggs. I don't do any of those.
01:40:49
You can also crack them into a box if you want to have a bad time.
01:40:52
If you have semi-permeable shells, you can just kind of throw them right through.
01:40:57
Now we're going to add some salt, a couple dashes per egg.
01:41:00
It's a myth that salting eggs in advance makes them tough.
01:41:03
What makes eggs tough is putting them in karate class, telling them not to cry,
01:41:08
making them run ten laps,
01:41:09
sending them to bed without dinner, and teaching them that feelings are wrong.
01:41:13
That's how you make eggs tough, which we don't want.
01:41:16
So make sure you treat them
01:41:17
with love and respect, which we do by some pepper, pepper, pepper.
01:41:21
Now we'll take a perfectly lovely broccoli flour and reduce that
01:41:25
broccoli dust or bigger pieces if you want.
01:41:27
One fun thing is to make a broccoli cube because that's against the laws of nature.
01:41:32
Then you can see if you get away with it, or if Mother Nature strikes you down,
01:41:35
then we'll get some water.
01:41:36
Boil that broccoli into your minnow net
01:41:39
and hold it over the aqua heater for around 300 seconds.
01:41:43
Take a five minutes that will sprinkle that into the eggs and said, wow, it's
01:41:49
Christmas somewhere bad and tis the season to give that a good wagging jangling.
01:41:54
Then take out a sheet of cups and spray that with a force field.
01:41:57
Then we'll pour that broccoli egg elixir into these matrix pods.
01:42:00
Don't fill them up to full because they're going to expand like alien babies.
01:42:05
Fun fact muffin cups aren't tapered to make muffins easy to get out.
01:42:08
They're tapered to make muffins look bigger so they can charge you more money.
01:42:12
The muffin industry is honestly worse than the Mafia.
01:42:14
They'll break your legs with a rolling pin.
01:42:16
Don't ask me why muffin makers have rolling pins.
01:42:18
Now I'll grab a cheese dismantling
01:42:20
and start reducing it into wilder, freer, better, faster cheese pieces.
01:42:24
When you add the cheese, just think about when you're shingling your roof
01:42:27
and you need around
01:42:28
nine nails to finish the job before you can knock off and grab a cold one.
01:42:32
That's about how much cheese you need. More or less.
01:42:34
All right, boys, we're done here.
01:42:35
Except we're not done here because now
01:42:37
we'll throw them in the volcano cube for around 13 to 18 minutes.
01:42:41
Once they puff up to maximum altitude, they're done.
01:42:44
You can easily determine max and hold on.
01:42:47
Why are these all puffy on top and not sunken in the middle?
01:42:51
Like cupcakes are supposed to be?
01:42:53
Altitude. They're done.
01:42:54
You can easily determine the amounts achieved by take,
01:42:58
you know, level, attached it to it.
01:43:00
Hey, your microphone is really quiet.
01:43:02
I shouldn't have said it was hot earlier because now we can't hear you.
01:43:06
Or maybe I'm going down whispering
01:43:08
you are tripod pointing at both things may be true.
01:43:13
No, it's the muffins adjusting the height to make it perfect,
01:43:16
but it's really nice and light towards the end.
01:43:18
It doesn't sound all distorted, like, you know, making sure it's perfectly level.
01:43:22
And by then around 13 minutes should have passed.
01:43:24
So you should be good. Then you can slide them out.
01:43:27
If they're still jiggly, they're not done.
01:43:28
They're just happening in what if they think
01:43:33
they're having to do.
01:43:33
Yeah, this recipe is in my book, but don't feel like you have to buy my book.
01:43:37
We're going to crack more eggs, so alert.
01:43:40
So I use a bigger piece of shell for the rescue.
01:43:43
Operation crisis averted.
01:43:46
Salt triple P
01:43:47
when doing the fire, take a tomato, use a magnifying last to dry it out.
01:43:51
Chop those up, grab a big chive and smash that into smaller ones.
01:43:55
Then smash one of those into smaller ones.
01:43:58
Chop some of those up. Crumble in some feta cheese.
01:44:00
Not to be confused with fetish cheese Lang jangle.
01:44:03
Spray it on some, then pour those smaller into the open air baking prison cells.
01:44:09
Redeploy the floaty things more evenly, toss them in the hell box and bam!
01:44:13
More egg bites.
01:44:14
But friends, yet again, more eggs. So.
01:44:17
Oh, I got ham, green onion, Asiago Wang Jiang.
01:44:21
Thank you. Did he say green ham?
01:44:24
Green eggs? No.
01:44:26
Those doctor suits.
01:44:28
He said I so saw triple P
01:44:32
ham, green onion, Asiago I see,
01:44:36
I see what I thought I heard your lines.
01:44:39
The reason the shredded cheese goes inside this one instead of on top is a mystery.
01:44:43
Spray on spray or some.
01:44:45
Don't go.
01:44:48
Put your cheddar cheese.
01:44:49
Put in the comment. Definitely not muffins.
01:44:51
Now we have an assortment of beautiful breakfast muffin type things.
01:44:54
Only thing left to do is spread
01:44:56
mayonnaise on them and trick your kids into thinking they're frosted cupcakes.
01:45:00
Oh, you ruined it
01:45:05
right at the end.
01:45:08
So you waited till I was comfortable
01:45:10
and then made it crunchy.
01:45:16
All right.
01:45:16
Okay. What else do we have? Brady?
01:45:18
This is a long one.
01:45:19
A topic rap or a monologue song?
01:45:25
Oh, give me a monologue song.
01:45:29
Did I have a monologue last week?
01:45:33
Come on.
01:45:33
I feel like I talked about a bunch of stuff.
01:45:35
Like the honesty wasn't part of my plan,
01:45:38
and that ended up being, like, half of the.
01:45:40
The review monologue.
01:45:43
And then half of the monologue was lost.
01:45:46
The magical curse.
01:45:48
Oh, so how far did we get?
01:45:50
Can you hear me? I can, how far did we get?
01:45:53
We haven't started.
01:45:54
We have not. Well, we'll get some production stuff.
01:45:57
Yeah. Three songs.
01:45:59
Oh, well, two songs in the mix. Bye. There go.
01:46:01
The time is now.
01:46:02
Do you know how and when the podcast used to start?
01:46:05
Hi, I'm Gary and welcome to Flag Rants Live.
01:46:08
Obviously I need a lot of help or this flag cast doesn't even get started.
01:46:12
But live presents a snaggle tooth production of help solve flag cats.
01:46:18
Yeah, I got in association with Kings of Stone in his drawing studios.
01:46:23
The views and opinions expressed herein are not those the flag rants
01:46:27
or its affiliates use only as directed.
01:46:30
I can't believe I approve this message.
01:46:33
You can't see the forest through the trees.
01:46:36
It's like you can't see the forest for that tree.
01:46:40
But I don't mind the slight change the part.
01:46:43
Critics said desperate times call for desperate measures.
01:46:47
I say change that last desperate and don't say desperate.
01:46:51
Twice in the same sentence.
01:46:53
Say desperate times call for drastic measures.
01:46:58
I also think it's weird that in other parts of the world,
01:47:01
the Sesame Street characters we call Bert and Ernie, they call Ernie and Bert de
01:47:06
la la la la la la la la la is what gives me the heebie jeebies.
01:47:10
Yeah, them. Well said.
01:47:12
It gives me the heebie jeebies.
01:47:14
Is being buried alive, but doesn't give me the heebie jeebies.
01:47:19
Damn if we're not inundated with germs.
01:47:21
Our immune system doesn't stay robust.
01:47:23
It's like going to the gym and workout. Your muscles short.
01:47:26
Geez, I'm trying to do this quickly.
01:47:28
Short sheeting a bed is a practical joke you can do.
01:47:31
If you're the help and you want it.
01:47:33
You're making so much better, but you want to pull a prank on them.
01:47:37
Yeah, what you do is you put the finished sheet
01:47:39
on the regular way, or put the next sheet on upside down.
01:47:42
So you tuck it into the head of the bed and then fold it in half
01:47:45
so it looks like it's the right way, and then the rest of the bed the right way.
01:47:49
And then when they go to get in there, they can't get their legs in.
01:47:53
And it's a it's a fun joke.
01:47:54
I don't think that humans were,
01:47:56
evolutionarily speaking, needed to be able to perform calculus.
01:48:00
So Sir Isaac Newton and Wilhelm Gottfried Leibniz, they were they had some help.
01:48:06
They were standing on the shoulders of giants
01:48:09
as they well admitted and and were standing on their shoulders.
01:48:13
And that's that's how we were able to get a lot of things done.
01:48:17
What I
01:48:17
don't think is particularly helpful, although I love numbers,
01:48:20
like when I stayed at the gas pump, I tried to pump it out until 56, 78.
01:48:26
You know, like to have it be consecutive numbers are 6.66 gallons.
01:48:32
But then it says six, six, six.
01:48:35
And I pointed it out to a Roman Catholic,
01:48:38
a devout Roman Catholic and a devout Orthodox Catholic.
01:48:42
And I said, 0666
01:48:45
the Roman Catholic said, what does that mean?
01:48:48
And the Orthodox Catholic said to the Roman Catholic, it's racist.
01:48:52
They're both idiots.
01:48:53
Like they don't even know what the number of the beast is.
01:48:56
I do, however, and and the in the Greek le pen to touch it.
01:49:00
It's sex, sex sex.
01:49:03
But in the Latin it's 616.
01:49:06
So that's kind of interesting.
01:49:07
Now a new movie out with Matt Damon is The Odyssey.
01:49:12
If I remember my Homer, which I haven't read in
01:49:14
40 years, The Iliad is about the Trojan War,
01:49:17
and that's where we get the Trojan Horse and and we know that's not a true story.
01:49:23
It's it's it's an epic poem.
01:49:25
So a lot of people think that's real history.
01:49:27
That's that's not that's just the made up story.
01:49:30
And it's a beautiful, lovely story.
01:49:33
So then the Odyssey is
01:49:36
admissions has returned from Troy to some thicker.
01:49:39
I might get some of these names wrong.
01:49:41
I know the main players in this are Odysseus, Poseidon and I want to say Xena.
01:49:47
So Athena's on know and side Poseidon's against him.
01:49:51
But let's go through the 12 trials of Odysseus.
01:49:54
So let's see if I can get some of these right before he even left mainland.
01:50:00
He Asia.
01:50:01
He a tribe where he plundered for supplies because they were running out of food.
01:50:07
And Odysseus was met with the army that they sided with Troy.
01:50:11
So they they were attacked and barely escaped.
01:50:14
I think 72 die.
01:50:17
So, so so that's what's interesting to point out.
01:50:19
This is the first of 12 trials or 12 ships, like the 12 disciples
01:50:24
and the followers like like the 12 disciples were more like Moses.
01:50:28
Apollo was what Moses was telling of the law and what they should do,
01:50:32
and they were disobeying and sort out white mutiny crew.
01:50:38
I wish this crew kept doing what he told them not to do.
01:50:42
So after that he had a series of islands,
01:50:46
every island had some magical curse or something that he had to deal.
01:50:53
And let's just cut to the Cyclops.
01:50:56
They found that he had meat, barley cheese,
01:50:59
and they they, instead of plundering like they did in the previous stop.
01:51:03
And then the second stop, I believe,
01:51:05
was this fruit that they ate and it made them fall asleep.
01:51:10
When they woke up, they didn't feel like leaving.
01:51:12
And he realized that his crew was getting affected.
01:51:14
So he dragged the sleeping guy
01:51:17
back to the ship and was able to get out of that trial.
01:51:20
Third trial was the Cyclops and he they were to trade, not plunder, but to.
01:51:25
And so they brought this wine, the trade for the food.
01:51:28
And well, the Cyclops wasn't having it.
01:51:30
They he did he he trapped them in a cave
01:51:34
with a boulder too large for them to move, but he can move.
01:51:38
So they couldn't kill the Cyclops, so they couldn't escape.
01:51:41
So they blinded him and got him
01:51:43
drunk with the wine that they were planning on trading.
01:51:46
And Odysseus stabbed him in the eye.
01:51:49
And then they snuck out under a sheep.
01:51:51
Oh, I guess a giant cyclops would have a giant sheep.
01:51:54
Apparently so.
01:51:57
But he was Poseidon's son.
01:51:59
So Poseidon got pissed and put a curse on Odysseus.
01:52:02
Odysseus didn't know that.
01:52:04
He only had a couple more stops before Ithaca home, and.
01:52:07
But they needed to make one more stop for supplies.
01:52:11
And I don't remember exactly how that next one went,
01:52:15
but when they were forced to leave that one usually by attack,
01:52:18
or the idiots doing something stupid that they like leave.
01:52:21
So they were blown off course with only a few weeks journey to go before Ithaca,
01:52:26
and they were blown months off course and and then, you know, more trials.
01:52:30
So they kept encountering royalty like they would they would stay with kings
01:52:33
and queens and goddesses, and they would either be invited to stay
01:52:37
or Odysseus would be offered marriage,
01:52:39
and he would want to leave to go to see his wife.
01:52:41
So he spent ten years in the Trojan Wars.
01:52:44
Ten years while wandering around, cursed
01:52:48
by Poseidon, Athena finally was able to help him out, convinced
01:52:52
so to allow Poseidon to allow Odysseus to return home.
01:52:57
But killed took out all but one of his ships now
01:53:00
and then eventually lost his his last ship. He.
01:53:06
And then
01:53:08
he went to.
01:53:08
Well, get.
01:53:17
That was a long one.
01:53:23
That broccoli.
01:53:25
I don't know that show.
01:53:34
You can't hear me.
01:53:48
Can you hear me?
01:53:49
Yeah, I can hear you.
01:53:51
Can you hear you?
01:53:53
No, I cannot hear me.
01:53:55
How about.
01:53:55
Oh, wait, yeah, I can, I can hear me.
01:53:58
Wait.
01:54:00
Do you hear yourself all the time? Right.
01:54:01
It's echoing in your head.
01:54:04
Yeah, but it doesn't sound like the playback.
01:54:07
How about that?
01:54:08
It's turn to it.
01:54:10
Looks like an old beggar
01:54:12
and returns to his castle,
01:54:14
where there are hundreds of beggars trying to marry his wife.
01:54:17
He who is stalling by his sewing
01:54:21
and sewing her wedding gown or some burial shroud for him
01:54:26
because his son was out looking for him, couldn't find it.
01:54:30
He finds his son, kills the suitors, and lives happily ever after.
01:54:36
And that's what I remember up
01:54:41
with the Odyssey.
01:54:45
But if you've seen the movie, I have not seen it yet.
01:54:48
That's.
01:54:50
That's what I remember.
01:54:52
I could use some help.
01:54:56
But there is no clip.
01:55:01
There was no clip.
01:55:03
There was no clip.
01:55:06
That's a shame, I wish I was there.
01:55:10
Sounds like a good show.
01:55:12
Oh, yeah.
01:55:14
Okay,
01:55:15
let's watch one of these silly things and then we'll get into some what?
01:55:19
Politics?
01:55:21
Possibly
01:55:23
I in an hour and a half long.
01:55:25
Sabina video.
01:55:28
I'm looking for it.
01:55:30
Oh, me like God.
01:55:32
Oh my God.
01:55:34
Oh, okay.
01:55:37
Hopefully we have a deer flag ready coming up on that.
01:55:39
Right. Smashing in the windshield.
01:55:42
Right.
01:55:42
I'm worried about Monday.
01:55:49
Why would we have that?
01:55:51
Oh, this is
01:55:52
it's a great Rube Goldberg,
01:56:32
Yeah.
01:56:33
Just,
01:56:35
Not great.
01:56:35
Oh, yeah.
01:56:36
Well, he puts down the lamp.
01:56:40
And it starts over.
01:56:42
Yeah.
01:56:46
Very funny.
01:56:49
I don't know, I like physical comedy.
01:56:56
I thought it was good.
01:56:58
Oh, I want her.
01:56:59
Make me a
01:57:00
better without the tuna sandwiches.
01:57:03
What is it?
01:57:03
Was he a fix or fucked sandwiches?
01:57:05
Nope. It's up.
01:57:08
Stupid fuck.
01:57:10
I see blue,
01:57:13
I don't know, I mean, it was blue.
01:57:15
I mean, you see that broccoli blue?
01:57:17
You chopped it.
01:57:18
My broccoli chop.
01:57:20
I'm going to have a visual aid.
01:57:23
Shocking broccoli.
01:57:25
Well, there's your visual aid right there.
01:57:27
Yeah.
01:57:31
Wait, what's up with her chin?
01:57:32
Look at how she looks when she's concentrating on cutting.
01:57:36
Look at that chin.
01:57:45
So I just want to see the beginning again.
01:57:52
Yeah, I should have probably picked something
01:57:53
with broccoli.
01:57:58
There's no broccoli in this one.
01:58:04
I still think it's fantastic.
01:58:08
Is that okay to be.
01:58:09
I mean, that's a that's a bathing suit, right?
01:58:11
That's not underwear.
01:58:11
So it's okay for her to be peeking out of her?
01:58:14
I mean, she literally has her pants undone and pulled down.
01:58:18
Yeah.
01:58:18
That's fine.
01:58:22
And I don't know about you,
01:58:23
but right at this moment, the peppers say Raj or something.
01:58:27
Raj. Raj, child.
01:58:29
They spell something. You see it?
01:58:31
Yeah. I don't know what they spell.
01:58:33
The word Rothschild.
01:58:36
I think it says flat.
01:58:38
Yeah, it could be.
01:58:41
KFC, KHOU
01:58:45
rito.
01:58:46
Well, we can fix it in post to make it safe. What?
01:58:51
Why not?
01:58:51
Says something else?
01:58:52
It says, Ricky, you don't have a post.
01:58:54
There's no
01:58:56
I know, I think it says bitch.
01:58:58
It says bitch.
01:58:59
It's posting right now.
01:59:03
It is.
01:59:05
Oh, look at this.
01:59:06
It's, I was trying to catch a firefly.
01:59:13
I'm glad you're enjoying the segment here.
01:59:15
Yeah.
01:59:16
You can't catch me if you are not distracted easily, you.
01:59:24
Mustard, mayonnaise, I don't know.
01:59:26
Oh, a podcast ruining perfectly good meat by putting it on the sandwich.
01:59:30
I think.
01:59:40
The toasted the bread.
01:59:42
I'm going to come.
01:59:47
She heard you.
01:59:49
Did you see that? She just toasted it.
01:59:51
That's not toasting.
01:59:53
Grilled cheese style. Toasted.
01:59:55
Some people.
01:59:57
I think it's my aunt she calls grilled cheeses.
01:59:59
Toasted cheeses, but she doesn't put it in the toaster. She grills it.
02:00:08
It's good.
02:00:09
It might not be perfect.
02:00:10
For example, the the our right side of the top
02:00:13
sandwich has just busted open and is about to fall over,
02:00:17
fall out over.
02:00:22
What's next?
02:00:25
Hit me with, broccoli.
02:00:35
Thank you very.
02:00:38
I hit you with broccoli.
02:00:41
Well, I sent you three videos this morning.
02:00:43
One was me dancing, one was Jesse's interview, and the other one
02:00:46
I called broccoli.
02:00:50
More fitting would be what the dog doing.
02:00:53
And the answer is,
02:00:57
trying to find his Frisbee,
02:01:01
which is what he spends a lot of his time, either missing.
02:01:05
You hear this video?
02:01:07
No. That's why I continue talking this stuff.
02:01:10
No audio.
02:01:11
I picked up on that,
02:01:13
but that means I'm not having any audio on any of my videos for any reason.
02:01:18
Let me try.
02:01:18
Oh, okay.
02:01:21
Well, what you gotta do?
02:01:23
Oh, crap.
02:01:24
Can you hear this?
02:01:26
Hello, bullet.
02:01:27
Welcome to the first day of school.
02:01:29
Your teacher.
02:01:30
What's your name? Broccoli.
02:01:33
Your name is broccoli. Like the vegetable?
02:01:35
That's weird.
02:01:36
Thank you. What's your name? Samantha.
02:01:39
You're a boy named Samantha.
02:01:41
Yeah.
02:01:41
You got a problem with that? Oh.
02:01:42
Thank you. Samantha, you.
02:01:45
What's your deal with your parents name? You.
02:01:46
My name is Jack. Finally, a normal name.
02:01:49
Short for Jack O'Lantern.
02:01:50
Jesus Christ. Present.
02:01:52
How are you? Not all bullied.
02:01:53
Welcome to the first day.
02:01:55
The last kid's name was Jesus Christ.
02:02:00
President.
02:02:03
Oh, yeah.
02:02:04
So, his only job in the world
02:02:08
is to not lose it.
02:02:09
The Frisbee.
02:02:12
But he moves places every single day.
02:02:15
No, wait. One.
02:02:21
And so.
02:02:24
Wait.
02:02:24
He's trying to find it.
02:02:26
Yeah.
02:02:27
Go on.
02:02:29
Well, I'm rooting for him anyway.
02:02:31
There. He's got it.
02:02:32
You got it.
02:02:33
Okay.
02:02:36
So now you missed it.
02:02:37
And he's digging up my side, and I lost it.
02:02:41
It's somewhere.
02:02:42
It's probably behind him.
02:02:47
Maybe an idiot.
02:02:49
Do you smoke a lot of weed near this dog?
02:02:52
No, I don't smoke a lot of weed.
02:02:56
That's good,
02:02:58
I don't know.
02:03:00
Wait. Hold on. Is that a shock collar?
02:03:02
That's not a shock collar for that.
02:03:04
Yeah, it is.
02:03:06
He'll.
02:03:06
He'll wander off.
02:03:08
We're going to get in a lot of trouble for this
02:03:11
or that.
02:03:14
It's an internet thing.
02:03:17
Okay.
02:03:18
It's, So he's got a fence.
02:03:21
So you're saying he didn't find it?
02:03:24
So how we get.
02:03:28
How far did we get?
02:03:29
How far did we get?
02:03:34
Oh. Let's play.
02:03:36
What did he say?
02:03:39
Oh, yeah.
02:03:41
I don't try to guess what he said.
02:03:45
He would give anything to people.
02:03:47
Since you help me find helping us. Yes.
02:03:52
I want to go up very carefully.
02:03:56
I want you to buy ten cloves of garlic records.
02:04:01
Vinegar?
02:04:03
What did he say?
02:04:10
So you just add food.
02:04:11
Seinfeld.
02:04:15
No, it was good.
02:04:17
Do you know my favorite flavor of potato
02:04:20
chip?
02:04:24
Salt and vinegar.
02:04:32
They.
02:04:38
Would. Oh.
02:04:42
I'm muted.
02:04:43
Draw.
02:04:47
What's he doing
02:04:49
doing down there.
02:04:52
Boom.
02:04:52
Down there.
02:04:56
Oh. By
02:04:59
I'm a straw already.
02:05:01
He had to go to the motley crew show.
02:05:04
Muted. Can you hear me.
02:05:05
He's had enough. He's still he's still mad about the Motley crew show
02:05:09
you know.
02:05:09
Yeah.
02:05:10
No he's not now he's mad about that.
02:05:14
Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate
02:05:17
exactly.
02:05:22
I didn't even know there was a broccoli problem.
02:05:24
I broccoli even the best leaders make.
02:05:27
I didn't eat it soon enough
02:05:29
and half of it is a little slimy on top.
02:05:32
I don't think you're supposed to eat slimy broccoli.
02:05:35
No, you're still supposed to eat it. Still.
02:05:37
Good for you.
02:05:38
I do even better.
02:05:41
Yeah. Examples Jean-Luc Picard.
02:05:43
He's one of my all time favorite characters,
02:05:45
and his growth as a leader throughout his time
02:05:47
as captain of the enterprise has been inspirational.
02:05:49
I do know you can shake broccoli and these little black seeds come out,
02:05:53
and then you can plant more broccoli all to me for decades.
02:05:56
And he has principles like this.
02:05:58
Did you know that most foods grow themselves?
02:06:03
Yes. Broccoli makes me nervous, captain.
02:06:08
He makes them is one of my all time favorite characters.
02:06:11
His growth as a leader throughout his time as captain of the enterprise
02:06:14
has been inspirational to me for decades, and he has principles like this.
02:06:18
Broccoli makes me nervous, captain.
02:06:19
He makes everybody nervous.
02:06:21
Hey, can you not make so much noise when you drink that?
02:06:24
I guess people don't like that.
02:06:26
Let's just get that unconscious, okay?
02:06:28
But then this happened.
02:06:29
We know was, in effect, all available power during the mission.
02:06:34
And Matt Murdock will have to shut off some systems.
02:06:38
Will,
02:06:40
shut them down a few at a time.
02:06:42
Shouldn't have.
02:06:44
I don't think so.
02:06:45
Good.
02:06:47
I look forward to your report, Mr.
02:06:48
Broccoli.
02:06:53
Barclay.
02:06:55
He was trying so hard to help Barclay, who worked under him to succeed.
02:06:59
And yet his brain made that weird slip.
02:07:01
Relatable. Even the best.
02:07:03
I don't get it at all.
02:07:05
Not even a little bit.
02:07:08
No, you're not supposed to understand.
02:07:10
You're supposed to slip in broccoli when you're least expected.
02:07:14
That sounds like rape.
02:07:20
I don't think you know how broccoli works.
02:07:23
I think I.
02:07:27
I think I do.
02:07:31
Last night when I took you to my dinner.
02:07:35
Imagine what she saying.
02:07:37
That I couldn't wait.
02:07:40
But then she set it down,
02:07:42
and I saw something I never seen.
02:07:46
It was all green, so I stared at my blade
02:07:50
and asked my mommy, what do I see?
02:07:54
She said, broccoli, I can hear you hitting your bowl.
02:07:57
I can't hear anything. Audio taste.
02:07:59
You know, I get it. I don't cook all right.
02:08:02
And she was right, I took one.
02:08:05
No, you follow my eyes and then I do.
02:08:08
Pretty soon my broccoli was something.
02:08:12
Yeah, but back then I would like it.
02:08:14
But I tried it, and you'll see.
02:08:16
I know I like to shout out right here.
02:08:18
I'll buy broccoli.
02:08:20
Yeah. Come
02:08:23
to where?
02:08:24
Snow White and the.
02:08:26
She took you pretty soon, Broccoli.
02:08:30
What's wrong?
02:08:30
She never said she should try it.
02:08:33
And you're saying no? She likes to drink.
02:08:36
Oh, no.
02:08:37
Oh, give
02:08:39
a fucking love.
02:08:40
Broccoli.
02:08:42
Yeah, yeah, I feel energized.
02:08:44
Like I just got a B12 shot.
02:08:46
That song was way longer than I need to be.
02:08:50
That was also our third Seinfeld quote.
02:08:53
No way.
02:08:56
The vitamin B shot.
02:08:59
Yeah.
02:09:00
George can't have sex to me.
02:09:01
All right. Doing well in bed.
02:09:03
And then he eats, a mackinaw peach, which isn't even really a thing,
02:09:06
but it is on Seinfeld.
02:09:07
And after he eats it, he goes, I feel like I got a B12 shot.
02:09:09
And then he gets a look on his face and he runs out the door
02:09:11
to go have sex with his girlfriend, because he finally got it to move.
02:09:16
Oh yeah, I don't think I saw that one.
02:09:19
You ever been not prepared for something, but you show up and act like you
02:09:22
completely are?
02:09:24
Yeah.
02:09:27
The show, everyone that you know.
02:09:29
Cause for your demo.
02:09:30
I'm very proud, I know that, I know that.
02:09:32
But what I thought I'd do.
02:09:34
Rachel, I'm going to tracks for you here now.
02:09:36
Long.
02:09:38
Oh, we love that.
02:09:40
There's the piano.
02:09:41
Don't keep us in suspense.
02:09:43
Great. This is great.
02:09:44
What is it? Just so the works in progress, you know?
02:09:47
But, Oh, this is like Sigourney Weaver's Ghostbusters.
02:09:50
Every time she's hot.
02:09:52
The lady I know.
02:10:03
There's a lady,
02:10:05
you know, give me that much. I,
02:10:09
if I didn't know her.
02:10:13
She'd be the lady
02:10:16
I didn't know.
02:10:19
This is every song I've ever heard, a melody.
02:10:22
She went down. People.
02:10:24
Don't worry. It's going somewhere.
02:10:26
She bought some broccoli.
02:10:29
She brought it home.
02:10:32
She's chopping broccoli.
02:10:35
Chop on broccoli
02:10:38
chop. I'm wrong.
02:10:39
That broccoli.
02:10:44
Did you learn?
02:10:49
Chop?
02:10:52
I got on, I got there.
02:10:56
Hey, come.
02:11:02
There's more.
02:11:02
But that's really the only part that I wanted to say, right?
02:11:05
Right, right now I was wondering if over pronouncing it
02:11:08
wrong, it might be, I say broccoli.
02:11:11
You say broccoli, but maybe it's broccoli.
02:11:17
I don't know.
02:11:20
It could be.
02:11:21
Could be those.
02:11:22
Could be all of them. Well, I thought it was funny.
02:11:23
Last week, I mentioned in the monologue that, that, British people call math.
02:11:30
Maths because they're, you know, trigonometry, algebra,
02:11:34
calculus, geometry, different kinds of math.
02:11:37
But maths is short for mathematics, which is already plural.
02:11:40
So math is plural.
02:11:42
So the British people saying maths doesn't make any sense.
02:11:45
But but for Vincent van Gogh they say Van Gough,
02:11:49
who knows, maybe they'll say it right and we're saying wrong.
02:11:54
No. Okay.
02:11:57
What's this?
02:11:57
What's the dog doing?
02:11:58
But the dog doing.
02:12:01
Yeah. That
02:12:03
Friday. Oh yeah. Yeah.
02:12:04
There could be like 400 books and I'm assuming I'm freaking out.
02:12:07
What's my three biggest fears? Monsters.
02:12:09
The sea witch from the Little Mermaid and stuff out. Right.
02:12:12
Well, you still want to do that?
02:12:13
My teacher said read chapter two in UK. So you're having issues.
02:12:15
She said when I can't, it's going to be a few years.
02:12:18
Wow, I didn't, I didn't realize I won't even be in this class.
02:12:20
Okay, okay. This reading chapter 200.
02:12:22
Wait, wait, I'm probably going to have other
02:12:24
I want to I want to set you up I can't read. Yeah I see that now.
02:12:26
That's why he has asked ball games. Because you can't read it.
02:12:29
There's all like, give me this letter, give me that letter.
02:12:31
What do you guys this is like a basketball game or am I taking this spell?
02:12:34
You know you don't exist. The same guy that said that's a dog.
02:12:36
Okay?
02:12:37
I'm imagining on a date. Yeah.
02:12:38
You're not going to be different. Dog chicken tenders.
02:12:41
What are you going to. Like?
02:12:42
I said, I don't have a dog. Remy. This menu.
02:12:44
How the hell did you send out chicken tenders?
02:12:46
Were this girl named the dog?
02:12:48
Literally, the day I read it, I smiled,
02:12:50
I winked better, I flirted with her all day. Just get to the point.
02:12:52
It was a sign up sheet for a field trip. Okay? Yeah. We're down.
02:12:55
I got to go to the zoo.
02:12:56
I well, I mean, like, four people got to go to this that,
02:13:00
Why are we watching this?
02:13:04
Is. He's afraid sounding things. Oh,
02:13:08
it's so funny.
02:13:12
So in your family,
02:13:14
they don't, like, aren't born with a sense of humor.
02:13:19
I don't think anybody's born with a sense of humor.
02:13:21
You have to earn it.
02:13:23
Okay, so you haven't earned everything.
02:13:25
I don't mean to be, Things need to be funny.
02:13:28
That was really funny to.
02:13:31
And you guys missed it.
02:13:34
Tell her.
02:13:34
And I feel sorry for you.
02:13:36
Make it funny.
02:13:38
Make it funny for us, okay?
02:13:41
Comedies. Tough comedies. Really difficult.
02:13:43
I. I struggle with it usually. No.
02:13:46
Knock, knock.
02:13:48
Gary's there.
02:13:50
Okay. Yes.
02:13:51
He just wanted.
02:13:55
So we're out of what the dog doing?
02:13:56
I think it all these. Well, what the dog doing?
02:13:58
It's just out of the way. Right? Right.
02:14:03
This one's not funny.
02:14:05
That's a very.
02:14:12
Let me read the specs as it goes.
02:14:14
Reaches six meters a second sprint speed.
02:14:18
Okay.
02:14:18
Stable landing after high platform dive.
02:14:30
It's pretty.
02:14:31
Pretty.
02:14:35
Dude,
02:14:35
imagine that thing armed to the teeth, right.
02:14:38
And and giant.
02:14:41
It's ip54 water resistant, which doesn't seem that much.
02:14:44
I went swimming with an ip54 water, water resistant watch, and it came apart.
02:14:49
Wade through water unimpeded.
02:14:56
So I like how instead of making it humanoid, they went dog.
02:14:58
And instead of making it dog.
02:15:00
Wade, if that's the word, they put wheels on it.
02:15:03
Like there are no rules, right?
02:15:04
Just make it the best. All right.
02:15:07
I believe that's, four wheel posse track
02:15:09
independent suspension.
02:15:16
Now, I want to put my dog.
02:15:42
Those are the designers.
02:15:43
Probably.
02:15:44
I have some strong load carrying capacity.
02:15:50
Ideal hiking companion.
02:15:52
Companion.
02:15:55
That's a weird way to maybe
02:15:59
tool utility slave.
02:16:01
But companion.
02:16:08
I love the way it's walking up the hill.
02:16:15
Terrifying.
02:16:17
Skynet is here.
02:16:22
I broke out.
02:16:23
We don't need to talk about that. It just. It broke out again.
02:16:25
We were talking about it last week.
02:16:27
It broke out again.
02:16:29
This time it overtook, hugging face, which, ironically, is the software
02:16:33
that I used to put your face on things and make your face talk.
02:16:37
I escaped, emerged or broke into it.
02:16:40
So now I'm pretty sure the end of the world is next. Yep.
02:16:45
I'm ready.
02:16:47
Do we have a deer flag?
02:16:48
I don't have one. I don't have one.
02:16:52
You should come up with your own.
02:16:54
Ask yourself. Okay.
02:16:56
Ask yourself something.
02:16:58
Dear me, why am I so gay?
02:17:01
Hey, there you go.
02:17:03
There. Draw.
02:17:04
Signed there.
02:17:06
Thanks for,
02:17:08
how about leopard attack?
02:17:11
Is there anything that we want to do with Gary before he fails?
02:17:14
Uneventfully?
02:17:18
Dear faggy.
02:17:19
Oh, we need advice about how to respond to friends and family
02:17:23
who poke fun and show disdain because of our healthy lifestyle.
02:17:27
We in our sixth.
02:17:28
We are in our 60s.
02:17:29
We rarely eat out and we, as you should, occasionally,
02:17:33
when we do, we avoid fast food.
02:17:35
We cook most of our meals with an emphasis on vegetables, fruit, fish, and chicken.
02:17:40
We exercise regularly and have occasional treats.
02:17:44
We have no chronic illnesses and aren't.
02:17:47
Speaking of chronic,
02:17:49
aren't on any medications.
02:17:51
Speaking of medications, can we?
02:17:54
For some reason, every choice is worth saving the world.
02:17:56
If we are asked why we are in good health, we answer.
02:17:59
Over the years, we've learned
02:18:00
not to consume food or beverages that make us feel bad.
02:18:03
If we're invited out to eat and order the baked salmon with broccoli
02:18:07
instead of the burger and fries, we hear your diet is boring.
02:18:11
We usually laugh and shrug it off, but we don't think our diet is boring.
02:18:14
We simply enjoy healthy eat, being healthy
02:18:18
and know that food is medicine.
02:18:21
Should we continue to keep our mouths shut?
02:18:24
Signed. Healthy living?
02:18:26
Oh, absolutely.
02:18:27
If you don't keep your mouth shut, you just sound pretentious.
02:18:30
But, you got to understand words starting from a point of jealousy.
02:18:34
I think we live in the greatest time of all,
02:18:37
in existence.
02:18:38
Because we do have the option to be healthy.
02:18:41
We've also got the most unhealthy options ever available.
02:18:45
But people are living longer because.
02:18:47
And the greatest way to successfully maintain health is through good diet. And.
02:18:53
Sounds like you're doing exactly that.
02:18:54
And the people that are hating on that are just jealous.
02:19:04
That I answer that.
02:19:05
Yeah. Okay.
02:19:08
You guys see, this is from a restaurant premium government.
02:19:11
It's been closed for over 20 years, and,
02:19:15
I never work there, but.
02:19:20
And is that a medium and lift shirt at my house?
02:19:23
And, Hey, what smells like I'm still cut?
02:19:31
Oh, yeah.
02:19:32
Pretty common.
02:19:33
And it doesn't like to be ignored.
02:19:34
Everything I said,
02:19:36
oh, yeah, I like.
02:19:38
It's not even my fault.
02:19:39
It's like the the tone of your voice. Yeah.
02:19:42
He loves to take your house.
02:19:43
So you would call him back and say, hey, you left your shirt here.
02:19:47
Don't know
02:19:47
why it's off at your house, but you know, right?
02:19:51
No, he changed at my house after work
02:19:53
because he didn't want to wear a shirt, so she told her.
02:19:57
So I washed it and I never gave it back.
02:20:00
I sucked it down pretty hard.
02:20:03
No. Did he leave his house over there?
02:20:05
It hasn't been.
02:20:07
Well.
02:20:10
Until it closed.
02:20:13
But that was, I don't know, 25 years ago.
02:20:17
It was over 20, over 20 years ago
02:20:20
when I was cheating.
02:20:21
No matter what it was.
02:20:23
Did you say it became a Japanese steakhouse?
02:20:25
It's actually that mattress murderer's shirt.
02:20:29
Where do you should know where training garment is?
02:20:34
Or was Carmen.
02:20:38
Sandiego?
02:20:40
What?
02:20:43
Oh, do you know what you know?
02:20:48
You know, I never guess where it was last week.
02:20:52
Oh, yeah, it was dark.
02:20:53
It's still growing up.
02:20:54
I remember it's like 39 hours just for that, I do I definitely
02:20:58
I saw I stayed I still bad to to what did you did you divert.
02:21:02
Did you like pull off at a rest stop to do that part of the show at that time.
02:21:05
Yeah. So
02:21:07
yeah.
02:21:08
So, I forgot that I had already booked the hotel sort of to
02:21:11
maybe have that be an option, but I assumed, I assume the state
02:21:14
that I was going in was in a different time zone.
02:21:18
But then I realized that
02:21:20
the portion of that state is not.
02:21:22
And so,
02:21:24
I was slightly thrown off, and so I figured I just, you know,
02:21:28
the funny part is, I probably I could have stayed
02:21:33
did the show because by the time I left, Brady showed up, which kind of sucked.
02:21:38
So then I'm back on the road.
02:21:39
Hey, but I, the, I texted their stupid thing.
02:21:45
I told them that,
02:21:47
the air conditioning
02:21:48
was shitty in the hotel, and then, Yeah.
02:21:51
And, that I wasn't staying there, and then I was leaving,
02:21:54
and then no one texted me back, and then I got a bill.
02:21:56
Anyway.
02:21:57
And so then I had texted the number back, and I was like, well,
02:22:00
I didn't stay there.
02:22:01
And I said the air conditioning was crappy.
02:22:03
Would you guys charge me anyway? But that's okay.
02:22:05
And they were like, oh, I'm sorry.
02:22:07
Did you sorry, did you hear about your stay?
02:22:09
Did you talk to the front desk?
02:22:11
And I'll go no, I go I didn't talk to the front desk.
02:22:13
I didn't want to talk to anybody about it.
02:22:14
I got, you know, the bed was also shitty.
02:22:17
If one room is crappy, they're all going to be crappy.
02:22:20
And I said I also felt the the, the parking lot was.
02:22:24
Didn't feel safe.
02:22:26
I just kind of made up some shit up and then they refunded.
02:22:28
The room at work would have paid for it anyway, but, it's kind of shit I do,
02:22:32
you know.
02:22:34
Oh, okay.
02:22:36
So where were you? Yeah.
02:22:38
I don't know, based on.
02:22:40
I know what the
02:22:42
the customer at one point he was talking about the local area there,
02:22:45
and he was mentioning some specific area that was obviously in an inner city
02:22:49
type area. And he goes, yeah, it was over there.
02:22:51
And then he goes, you know,
02:22:52
I was going to forgot to do something about living there or shopping there
02:22:55
or something.
02:22:56
And then he goes and he's like, right,
02:22:57
there was too many black people over there.
02:23:00
And so then I went over this area and I'm like, I'm
02:23:02
thinking like, bro, like, did you just say that out loud?
02:23:04
Because, like, just seemed weird because, like, I don't know, you like that.
02:23:09
We get a thumbs down?
02:23:09
Hell yeah.
02:23:11
Shout out to the thumbs down.
02:23:15
So it's just so
02:23:16
the clues are really cool, and it's in two, area codes or areas.
02:23:21
Goods two times. Definitely drove.
02:23:24
So you're not flying anywhere, right?
02:23:25
Because you were driving for a long time.
02:23:27
Yeah.
02:23:27
You didn't change time zones, so you had to be driving north and south.
02:23:31
I don't know if I changed time zones for a split second, but I don't think so.
02:23:35
What you said the place you were at
02:23:36
was not in a changed time zone, so assume it has to be in this time zone.
02:23:40
So we've narrowed it down to like six states.
02:23:43
And you said that there was
02:23:45
a certain type of people.
02:23:48
Baltimore. No, no.
02:23:49
Well, no.
02:23:50
So this person complained about a specific type of people in an area.
02:23:54
And he was very blatant about saying
02:23:57
the particular demographic is what he did not.
02:24:01
Was it a Somali playground talking to a white?
02:24:03
No, I'm saying it sounded it was very, you know, towards the West.
02:24:08
I don't see what I'm talking about.
02:24:09
Did they use the word where in Tennessee?
02:24:12
Then we'll go for the general area. You, Mr..
02:24:14
Mr. Harrison Gallagher does not have the specific city.
02:24:19
Shut the fuck up, bitch.
02:24:22
No, we can't go to the city
02:24:23
because I'm not there right now, so who cares if, Yeah.
02:24:27
No, we're going straight.
02:24:28
The it's a it's one of the major cities that people talk about,
02:24:32
but it. Mr.
02:24:34
Gallagher here doesn't have
02:24:37
a reason to respond.
02:24:40
You can't do that.
02:24:44
You can't.
02:24:44
You can't find be.
02:24:48
You might be a hoochie coochie.
02:24:50
You go
02:24:52
to your concerts there.
02:24:55
It's.
02:24:57
Oh, wait. Was
02:24:59
making my family hurt you?
02:25:03
We do.
02:25:04
We're going to see what the response
02:25:08
from it for me to
02:25:11
people here is for me.
02:25:19
With the.
02:25:19
Let's. No, we're freaking out there.
02:25:22
This guy will see
02:25:26
to you drew me to get you.
02:25:29
So I said
02:25:33
mean to do that is the song or the rap we're going to hear.
02:25:37
But it is not where I was, but it is.
02:25:39
I drove through and it is shortly thereafter.
02:25:43
It's just the Cumberland County, the hoochie coochie dikes from South
02:25:48
Memphis, Cumberland County, right after, right after Knoxville,
02:25:53
directly west, side to dry town where you were was.
02:25:57
But Cumberland County is south is indeed west of Knoxville.
02:26:02
Oh. Chattanooga. Knoxville.
02:26:03
You correct.
02:26:04
South base chat?
02:26:07
Nigga.
02:26:09
But since, two, two nigga. Wait.
02:26:12
So we got it from our three boys.
02:26:16
They freak out
02:26:17
the club because they did say hello.
02:26:21
Did you rage quit when the answer was
02:26:23
that to go
02:26:26
where in the world is moderator Dr.
02:26:30
Drew?
02:26:30
Yo, Georgia.
02:26:35
This is a rap about Knoxville, Tennessee.
02:26:38
I can hear the Road was founded in 1791.
02:26:41
They were the first oh, not 1793 that would have run.
02:26:43
Did you know they had the 1982 World's Fair?
02:26:46
They have about 200,000 residents.
02:26:49
Get up a little bit there in Knox County.
02:26:51
Knox County Schools is over there, and they have the zoo,
02:26:56
Knoxville, a very nice zoo in Knoxville, Tennessee.
02:26:59
And they have the sun spear.
02:27:01
They have West Ham. Oh, yes, indeed.
02:27:04
And Knoxville Children's Theater, Interstate 640,
02:27:07
Interstate 40, or Knoxville, Tennessee.
02:27:11
The Harriet Tubman Park does, too.
02:27:13
And don't you forget about, like, wife coffee.
02:27:15
Speedy tacos located there with all your weight.
02:27:18
Was that product placement?
02:27:19
Is he selling coffee and his raps and fried green tomatoes?
02:27:22
And don't you forget about Heidi's Bakery.
02:27:24
Holt sing River is located there, and they have the Chophouse Steakhouse.
02:27:29
This is a rap about Knoxville, Tennessee.
02:27:32
Knoxville, Tennessee.
02:27:35
Boone.
02:27:36
Yeah, that's that's no good, right?
02:27:39
I don't know, he's, is he getting, sponsorships?
02:27:43
They, they getting is he getting money from these establishments
02:27:46
that he's now hawking? Right.
02:27:48
I mean, they just they were just literally jammed in there.
02:27:51
It made no sense.
02:27:53
Not that any of the other stuff made any more sense, but no, he's
02:27:56
I mean, he's talking about like, oh, a famous statue here in a landmark here.
02:28:00
And then he's like, hey, you two for 29 or 2 for 50.
02:28:03
You know,
02:28:06
Mr. Allen's.
02:28:09
If he's doing it organically, right.
02:28:11
Again,
02:28:13
if he's doing it naturally, that's amazing.
02:28:17
Use the promo code.
02:28:20
Retard. Retard.
02:28:22
Because
02:28:23
I think he's going to say the same thing.
02:28:26
No, it.
02:28:29
Was this guy.
02:28:33
I don't know, but his hair is
02:28:34
too far forward on his head.
02:28:37
Why did, well move again?
02:28:41
Where's the stinger?
02:28:42
Can somebody hit the bumper for their actions?
02:28:45
Number one, affordable rate.
02:28:48
Please, please don't be harsh.
02:28:52
And therefore please, please, please, please.
02:28:56
Here it is harsh, and I know he's told me he does for us.
02:29:03
Oh, okay.
02:29:06
I'll give you an idea.
02:29:07
What's going on here.
02:29:07
Shit. Piss. Fuck! Hancock sticker.
02:29:09
Motherfucker. Is that.
02:29:11
This is one of the greatest debates of all time.
02:29:15
Sabina was trying
02:29:18
to put the kid gloves on and was trying to be nice.
02:29:22
And the.
02:29:23
The kid gloves halfway through.
02:29:25
She had had enough.
02:29:27
No more Mr. Nice Guy.
02:29:29
And Bill, William Lane, Craig,
02:29:32
had to get all indignant because she really did them.
02:29:38
Well, the other guy, the other guy on Sabina side,
02:29:41
impossible to understand.
02:29:44
It's he sucks like this, but they him.
02:29:48
That's the second language.
02:29:50
But this is a fantastic debate.
02:29:52
We can't obviously listen to an hour and a half long debate, but,
02:29:56
Sabina makes some very good points, and she's real noncommittal.
02:30:00
Let's just, listen to her opening argument.
02:30:02
Would you like a minutes, sir?
02:30:04
Well, institution. That's part of the Mystery of Existence series.
02:30:06
They deny the existence of God,
02:30:07
the origins of the US, the resurrection of Jesus, the problem of suffering,
02:30:09
and whether science can answer reality's deepest questions.
02:30:11
Here is that signs with a battle for reality.
02:30:13
Yeah, well, there are other examples where I think science just
02:30:17
there's basically a.
02:30:21
Star Trek The Next Generation.
02:30:22
She starts right off with a solid concrete,
02:30:26
realistic fictional TV show.
02:30:28
To quote.
02:30:29
That was right.
02:30:31
This is presumed this is just I'm
02:30:36
right off the bat.
02:30:37
No, I guess I'm here to represent or represent.
02:30:41
Yeah,
02:30:42
well, both of the people on my side of the stage,
02:30:46
our English as a second language kind of people.
02:30:48
So they're both impossible to understand
02:30:53
when you say your side of the stage.
02:30:55
Yeah.
02:30:56
What do you mean by that?
02:30:59
And the people that I agree with.
02:31:02
Right.
02:31:02
So I guess I was invited to represent the scientists on this panel.
02:31:06
And, I can tell you that I think most of the majority of my colleagues,
02:31:09
it's like to recognize these, many of them have grown up
02:31:12
and you can kind of judge one or the other.
02:31:13
But once they started learning more about this,
02:31:15
you don't want to talk the way this Bible talks.
02:31:17
You should keep your mouth shut.
02:31:20
They're all sitting serious.
02:31:21
This guy's taking notes.
02:31:23
They're all like, leaning in.
02:31:25
I don't like to how the two guys have their legs crossed.
02:31:27
Very. Three guys have their legs crossed very feminine.
02:31:30
But she looks like she's trying to act
02:31:32
like, an aloof, kind of pissed off teenager.
02:31:36
She's down in a new era of debate because I've seen a lot of this exact
02:31:43
debate take place with the bill on the far
02:31:46
right, low bar bill.
02:31:49
And, and
02:31:52
this is completely different than any of those debates have ever gone.
02:31:56
Do we ever get to see this much of.
02:31:59
No, I'm that's where she's sitting like that.
02:32:01
She's really, Right.
02:32:03
I've never seen her in jeans.
02:32:05
She's really relaxed. It must be Friday.
02:32:09
Yeah.
02:32:10
Casual Friday,
02:32:12
the faith.
02:32:13
And then there are the next generation, basically. So it's a.
02:32:15
Do you think she's Jewish?
02:32:17
Oh, no, she's the opposite.
02:32:18
You know, like baby boomer.
02:32:19
My generation, almost all of them have grown up with a religion.
02:32:22
She's wearing shirts.
02:32:24
I think that counts in some kind of wrap.
02:32:26
Yeah. Just like around the house.
02:32:28
And then, you know, people maybe my age,
02:32:30
many of them are actually no longer that I see on it.
02:32:33
Even going to judge.
02:32:34
So I thought, what, Carol, does this sequence of wise bring us up
02:32:39
watching this question?
02:32:40
Like, do we have the same level of particle physics,
02:32:42
which, describes all around us, and the theory of general relativity?
02:32:45
Why? Right.
02:32:45
So we're looking for a particular connection,
02:32:47
possibly up to everything, maybe some theory, whatever.
02:32:49
Why like why this theory and so on.
02:32:51
And I think that this is sorry.
02:32:53
During the World Cup I saw them wearing these flesh colored earpieces.
02:32:58
And then I saw a guy wearing a black one, and then I saw a black guy wearing
02:33:02
the flesh colored one.
02:33:03
Sorry, I'm saying flesh colored one, because I grew up in Crayola
02:33:06
where flesh was a color.
02:33:07
I just mean the beiges, light white, Caucasian, whatever you want to call it.
02:33:11
So they had the black mix.
02:33:12
What made this guy think to grab
02:33:17
the I mean, the skin colored one?
02:33:19
There wasn't that type of skin color. One.
02:33:23
It was so predominant
02:33:25
in, you know, the white guy had the black one on I maybe they didn't like hairdo.
02:33:30
Let's switch had pieces. I came.
02:33:32
Imagine showing up and having your shit all laid out and you're like, look,
02:33:34
I got the black guy's one.
02:33:35
Look, I got the white guys one.
02:33:38
But, I mean, it makes sense.
02:33:39
You don't want to see the microphone, that's all.
02:33:40
My point was just a sequence of lies that someone's can never answer.
02:33:44
So it's one of the ways of science.
02:33:45
Okay, I get your point about these, but I think science just can't answer
02:33:48
this question.
02:33:49
A particularly obvious example is what is science?
02:33:50
What, like you can't use science to answer this question,
02:33:52
but that would be circular argument.
02:33:54
So I think science has limits, at least some examples.
02:33:56
There are some other examples.
02:33:57
And I think it's natural that people look for other ways to explain it.
02:33:59
And so I don't go into religion,
02:34:00
I don't need to go to one of the ways to do it. Now.
02:34:03
I'm like, I'm quite open minded about the idea
02:34:04
that there is more than we can prove through experiments and logical. Yes.
02:34:08
And so on and so forth.
02:34:08
Open minded, more than curious.
02:34:11
So I don't judge that.
02:34:12
So I wait for it.
02:34:13
You see this? You literally say possibility.
02:34:18
He absolutely destroys religion.
02:34:23
And, and, and William Lane
02:34:26
Craig gets very bent out of shape.
02:34:30
It's a particular story.
02:34:32
So you know what?
02:34:33
I find it impossible to actually believe it.
02:34:36
I'm going to get something out of the book a little bit, and I think
02:34:40
we're never going to get to, like, my second book a little bit.
02:34:42
You know, I ask them if they're religious or not.
02:34:43
They usually say no.
02:34:44
But, you know, that's one thing that I believe,
02:34:46
but there's more than, you know, I was I can tell it's done, basically.
02:34:48
And, I mean, so there is a certain, you know, certain disconnect between the,
02:34:52
the overarching idea there's more than science.
02:34:54
And tell us about the particular religion regulations.
02:34:56
Now, what should we God?
02:34:58
There are a number of reasons.
02:34:59
I think what people actually do believe in God.
02:35:00
I will say why any one book, is explicitly.
02:35:05
Called comedy.
02:35:06
He's got a, collar on.
02:35:09
Yeah, he's a Catholic priest.
02:35:12
Well, that's not that's not a fair.
02:35:16
That,
02:35:17
he's not back to that before we open for discussion,
02:35:19
which will be about ten minutes time.
02:35:20
So for something, that's what's going on, he said.
02:35:22
I've seen him and
02:35:25
my six volumes be decent spells.
02:35:26
I've seen all of these people in debates before, except, you know,
02:35:30
this is what is the first debate as far as I know.
02:35:33
The interesting.
02:35:33
So if you look at those different religions,
02:35:34
they have a lot of things in common, like they don't agree
02:35:36
on the particular story about the people or the narrative.
02:35:38
Do they have a lot of things in common because they're all just what, what,
02:35:41
whatever we can imagine?
02:35:44
Or is there something
02:35:45
actually real that that is,
02:35:49
is the common
02:35:50
thread, is the reality of it the underlying
02:35:54
never necessarily reality, but the rest or recollection
02:35:57
or story that's been told even way before.
02:36:00
Yeah, the flood myth was told and retold in so many different regions,
02:36:07
too far apart, both in space and time,
02:36:11
that there has to be something about it
02:36:14
that that that actually happened.
02:36:18
Well, I think floods are kind of a common occurrence, not like every second day.
02:36:22
They are all over the world, but.
02:36:25
Right, but but the the one guy with the boat
02:36:28
and sending out birds like, like there's
02:36:32
some commonalities
02:36:35
and, like the modern day
02:36:38
Noah's Ark is a seed bank upward.
02:36:42
Jesse was.
02:36:45
And we've got Noah's Ark.
02:36:47
Yeah, in Norway right now in the Arctic Circle.
02:36:51
And if we have, that's the reset
02:36:54
reset button to restart life on Earth.
02:36:58
I know who to suspect when the world falls to shit.
02:37:01
It's those people that could profit off the seed bank
02:37:05
when there's nothing left and there's no food.
02:37:07
If you have the ability to make food, you are the king.
02:37:10
Yeah.
02:37:13
Do you think that, they deserve recess number?
02:37:16
How would.
02:37:20
Do you deserve anything?
02:37:22
Remember how when we were kids, we used to have something called recess
02:37:25
where you would go outside after lunch,
02:37:27
even if it was, like for 20 or 30 minutes to go on the swings or play tag.
02:37:30
Well, unfortunately, it doesn't exist anymore
02:37:33
because a bunch of people on TikTok
02:37:34
are saying that their little siblings don't even know what recess is
02:37:37
when they ask them about it, and instead they have something called computer time,
02:37:41
where they're allowed to go on their iPads and watch YouTube videos.
02:37:44
I just don't understand
02:37:45
what rid of something that involves kids being active and disconnecting
02:37:49
from their phones, especially when it's being replaced with yeah,
02:37:52
so I know neither one of you at this present time have child.
02:37:55
You're rearing children that you're aware of,
02:37:58
right?
02:37:58
But you we need to get active on this and let your school boards know
02:38:02
because school boards are very accessible.
02:38:04
They might not listen, but.
02:38:07
They'll never reared a child.
02:38:09
I mean,
02:38:11
yeah, that was
02:38:13
yeah, with something like social media.
02:38:16
Oh yeah. I'm glad I stopped it there.
02:38:19
They need the vitamin D from the sun
02:38:22
or they need computer screen time.
02:38:25
Screen time is off the charts for kids and adults right now.
02:38:30
They need the vitamin D.
02:38:31
Kids are notorious for not eating the broccoli.
02:38:37
Everyone I know loves broccoli,
02:38:40
I love broccoli.
02:38:41
How many people do you know? Half a dozen.
02:38:44
Not many. But that's. I mean, that's sample.
02:38:47
I think they all like broccoli.
02:38:48
Yeah. Like.
02:38:49
Yeah, that's number one. But do you.
02:38:53
So therefore,
02:38:54
I don't know I, I kind of prefer corn.
02:38:57
Yeah I like it when I poop it out.
02:39:00
No nutrition in corn.
02:39:02
Maybe some, but not as much as broccoli.
02:39:05
And is it asparagus
02:39:07
that makes your semen smell?
02:39:12
So I've never smelled semen.
02:39:14
I've never smelled Brady semen.
02:39:16
Pretty
02:39:18
okay.
02:39:18
That's why you single me out.
02:39:21
I thought I was talking to you.
02:39:23
Holy shit.
02:39:25
Oh, no.
02:39:25
Yeah, I was talking to you.
02:39:27
Yeah, it says leopard leaps.
02:39:30
His leopard leaps.
02:39:31
I don't know why. I think that's funny.
02:39:32
Leopard leaps
02:39:36
over counter and attack.
02:39:37
Shopkeeper in India.
02:39:39
Eight leopards leaping.
02:39:45
I am going to commit a great crime.
02:39:46
I'm going to bust nut in water tower.
02:39:50
If you do bust nut in water tower, they sic a, leopard on you.
02:39:55
For our
02:39:55
viewers at home, especially our listening viewers,
02:39:59
we're warning distressing content.
02:40:02
I've never seen that before.
02:40:04
So it's not graphic. It's not offensive.
02:40:07
It's not disturbing.
02:40:09
It's distressing.
02:40:10
So I think distressing
02:40:11
is, like, just a little bit better than disturbing in my scale.
02:40:15
Okay.
02:40:15
Yeah, I can handle I can handle being distressed.
02:40:18
Am I going to be distressed or am I going to watch somebody that is in distress?
02:40:23
I'll let you know.
02:40:24
Warning content that may make you fret.
02:40:27
Is this just a sign that says warning?
02:40:29
Distressing content,
02:40:31
or are we waiting for draw?
02:40:33
Is that what we're doing right now? I'm not.
02:40:35
Oh, yeah? What's this?
02:40:37
Okay, leopard leaping.
02:40:40
Yeah.
02:40:41
That's called leaping.
02:40:42
Yes. Like lords a leaping. Yeah.
02:40:46
Or leaping.
02:40:47
Golden ring.
02:40:51
Wait, what do we.
02:40:52
Is this is this another one? It just cut.
02:40:54
No, it's a different angle,
02:40:57
but I don't see how this angle is going to show us what happened.
02:41:00
As long.
02:41:03
Well, hold on a second.
02:41:04
So when you upload something and you upload a different angle, it's
02:41:06
not just, hey, look, there's a, there's a ring cam
02:41:08
that happens to be pointing at a bush across the street.
02:41:10
Usually it's a different angle of the event.
02:41:13
Yeah. They don't have that.
02:41:15
They've got the bush across the street.
02:41:20
Oh, nope.
02:41:21
There it is.
02:41:27
He gave up quite quickly.
02:41:29
Yeah, he kind of tore them up, but he didn't.
02:41:31
That's probably that's probably best case scenario.
02:41:34
Aside from the leopard not jumping over the.
02:41:37
Yeah, but birds leaping.
02:41:41
Do you know the irony of this, this shot that you don't realize?
02:41:44
I bet it's not ironic.
02:41:47
Every one of those bottles is leopard tranquilizer.
02:41:51
Okay, that would be ironic.
02:41:55
I used it right?
02:41:56
Right, I surprised you. Yeah. You did.
02:41:58
Speaking of using word right, I'm not going to throw
02:42:00
any water under the bus, but I'm working for, I'm not working for.
02:42:03
I have a contract doing tech work, replacement upgrading
02:42:07
at a very new yet well known, very low, low,
02:42:12
low, low end retail clothing store.
02:42:15
Like the lowest end.
02:42:18
Okay, everywhere.
02:42:19
All of a sudden, I won't say the name.
02:42:22
So I was working.
02:42:23
I forgot what I was doing exactly, but it was super early in the morning
02:42:26
and the woman I had to, I had to sit next to her and she was doing
02:42:29
some verification and I had to like, point her through the checklist
02:42:32
and she's like, hey, he
02:42:35
and I were standing there for like 45 minutes.
02:42:37
You know, I try to be personable and friendly
02:42:39
because I don't want to act like a robot.
02:42:41
People think I'm at least think I'm human. When she yawns.
02:42:43
Yeah, I started to yawn too, and I was like, oh, did you just yawn?
02:42:47
It's only 930.
02:42:48
You can't be yawning.
02:42:50
And what she said next concern me.
02:42:53
She said, oh yeah, that is hereditary, isn't it?
02:42:58
Oh wow.
02:43:01
So the only thing I can think of is she meant contagious.
02:43:04
I think she meant contagious, right?
02:43:07
Yeah.
02:43:07
In fact, I would have read her off three I would have,
02:43:11
I would have accepted infectious, contagious.
02:43:14
But no, she went with.
02:43:17
That's hereditary as above so below.
02:43:22
I'm going to do my best to not say what rate she was.
02:43:25
Yawning is hereditary gets passed down to me.
02:43:31
I mean everyone from her.
02:43:33
I don't think she used that word right.
02:43:35
I think we need that drop.
02:43:41
It's the Brady and Roger Brady
02:43:44
and or Gary, as above and so below.
02:43:48
Because he's so close Brady.
02:43:50
And for sure we're doing it our way.
02:43:54
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady.
02:43:57
And your show it's Brady and draw.
02:44:01
It's their show now Brady draw.
02:44:08
Wow. Great.
02:44:10
Look at that.
02:44:14
Wait.
02:44:14
It really was.
02:44:16
It's like he's still here.
02:44:17
In fact it's better I mean I.
02:44:25
Do that.
02:44:25
That looks like like a little leopard.
02:44:27
That was funny.
02:44:28
Serious raw.
02:44:32
Or was that the Indian?
02:44:36
That's a person, isn't it?
02:44:39
Oh, no, there is the raw.
02:44:41
Okay. Goes for the face.
02:44:43
So it's scream, scream, scream.
02:44:44
And then an actual roar.
02:44:56
Oh, he jumped over the counter.
02:44:57
That's why the leopard. The leopard didn't leave him.
02:45:00
He went around the door to get him.
02:45:06
I think he wants that fizzy cola.
02:45:12
Okay, this could be edited out, I guess,
02:45:14
because you can still see the leopard a tiny bit there behind the shelf.
02:45:17
Oh, he's coming around. Yeah,
02:45:20
he's chicken shit out.
02:45:24
He smells curry.
02:45:33
Well, now he's just fucking shit up.
02:45:36
I'm not.
02:45:38
Did it just start over? And.
02:45:39
No, it did not. This is another view.
02:45:42
It looks damn.
02:45:43
So he got that guy and then he jumped in there and got that guy.
02:45:47
I think it's just playing again.
02:45:51
This must be WorldStar.
02:45:52
They like to play.
02:45:53
They like to just roll through the video twice sometimes because it's.
02:45:56
I can see the.
02:45:59
Or whatever that thing's called.
02:46:00
I almost remembered at that time.
02:46:03
Well, I know he got back up, but, you know.
02:46:08
The leopard. Yeah.
02:46:09
I hope the leopards okay.
02:46:14
He said the exact right thing, though, Yeah.
02:46:17
He kept getting louder.
02:46:19
Louder.
02:46:25
Oh, no.
02:46:26
They would have left him alone.
02:46:27
But when he started screaming
02:46:28
like a fucking little bitch, it was like, oh, this thing's fucking a pussy.
02:46:33
Yeah, that the key word when you're anywhere near
02:46:36
an animal is to do whatever you're doing with purpose.
02:46:38
Don't give the animal any mind, and it may actually ignore you.
02:46:43
But if you show fear and scream,
02:46:46
you're now it's toy
02:46:49
food. You're.
02:46:50
It's food.
02:46:52
Yeah.
02:46:52
Same thing if you're in the ghetto, in a troubled, troubled area.
02:46:57
There's riffraff about.
02:47:01
Act like you belong there.
02:47:07
This is from meteorologist
02:47:09
Joe Rich rock at CBS Colorado.
02:47:16
Lauren Boebert
02:47:18
post.
02:47:19
If you know, you know and post this contrail
02:47:23
cloud formation.
02:47:26
Those are white lines.
02:47:27
Are contrails short for condensation trails?
02:47:28
Jet engines release water vapor at 30 to 40,000ft.
02:47:32
The air around is -40, so the vapor instantly freezes into tiny ice crystals.
02:47:37
If the air up there is ice saturated, meaning there's more moisture in the air,
02:47:41
the trails spread out and can last a long time.
02:47:44
If the air is dry, they disappear quickly.
02:47:47
That's why some days you see lots of streaks over
02:47:49
Colorado and other days the sky is clear.
02:47:51
It depends on the moisture in the air where the planes are flying,
02:47:54
not anything being sprayed in these cases, in these commercial airliners.
02:48:00
This has been studied in aviation meteorologists since World War two.
02:48:03
The CIA has also declassified and released documents.
02:48:08
He also goes on to talk about how it's very similar to
02:48:11
like when you blow condensation out in the middle of the winter or on a humid day.
02:48:16
If it's really humid, your breath could just go on forever.
02:48:19
Sometimes it even hangs there and goes falls down instead of up.
02:48:23
All that has to do with the surrounding ambient temperature versus
02:48:26
the actual particles that are frozen.
02:48:33
He didn't hedge, though.
02:48:39
Man, my videos are just lagging.
02:48:41
They don't want to start.
02:48:43
Start play.
02:48:44
Come on, I see it spinning.
02:48:47
It wants to play.
02:48:51
Come on, you can do it.
02:48:53
I may have to go to another video.
02:48:55
All right, I'll let that one keep playing.
02:48:57
I'll go here.
02:48:58
So a lot of people out here say,
02:49:00
oh, I grew up in the 70s, 80s all the way to the 90s.
02:49:04
I never saw contrails.
02:49:06
So I went to Contrail Science and found a bunch of pictures of the set.
02:49:10
These are through the 70s.
02:49:11
Look at that one.
02:49:12
Imagine seeing that there's like a big horseshoe with two lines through.
02:49:15
It looks like a smiley face with like a little bug there.
02:49:19
What do you call that when there's a gap in your tooth, a gap?
02:49:22
Ooh, that one looks like a dinosaur mouth.
02:49:24
Look at all wispy
02:49:27
snow showers developed from contrails.
02:49:29
But, man, I wish. So.
02:49:31
What else I got is, Oh. I don't think I posted it.
02:49:35
I got how Colorado makes snow.
02:49:40
I don't know if that's you.
02:49:40
I'm pretty sure that's the one that won't load.
02:49:46
If I hit refresh,
02:49:49
I'm going to lose the sound.
02:49:50
Let me stop sharing.
02:49:52
Take a moment.
02:49:56
So how's your neighbor?
02:49:58
Good.
02:49:58
Have you had him over for brunch yet?
02:50:03
No. I'm pretty sure they're avoiding us.
02:50:07
But putting on only put anything in writing.
02:50:09
With a deadline like the end of the summer,
02:50:12
next summer, like, once winter start, do you want to?
02:50:17
You want to move as soon as possible, obviously.
02:50:19
But once winter starts, I want to get shit going.
02:50:22
And right.
02:50:24
Did you notify them yet?
02:50:25
In writing?
02:50:28
Because obviously the personable, neighborly thing
02:50:30
isn't working with the talking because they're not working.
02:50:32
Yeah, I don't know.
02:50:33
It seems like, yeah, they haven't touched a single item that not a single
02:50:36
thing has been moved from there right back.
02:50:40
So they're daring you to proceed.
02:50:41
And they probably, I don't know because they
02:50:45
they're dumb, but I don't know if they're just.
02:50:50
They're just dumb.
02:50:51
And I don't know if that's the case, but like, they're she definitely
02:50:54
they're like definitely hanging out.
02:50:55
She definitely is hanging out
02:50:57
with her kids in the front yard and not in the backyard.
02:51:00
They do have this like little like small little plastic
02:51:04
slide thing that's like it's not that big.
02:51:07
And it's like, you know, where they should,
02:51:11
you know, it's on their property where things should be.
02:51:14
But they're never out there. Yeah.
02:51:15
I don't know when they put it there because we're usually home all the time.
02:51:20
Some of these here.
02:51:22
And so
02:51:24
again, they're never out there.
02:51:25
The same fucking shit is back there.
02:51:28
They haven't they normally like barbecue several times.
02:51:31
The guys and barbecue at all.
02:51:33
There isn't like what I do.
02:51:35
He's a he's probably avoiding the issue. He's like I don't either.
02:51:38
They can't afford to fuck with it or they just have no interest.
02:51:41
But so they said that it was just I would call the fucking company
02:51:44
and be like, bro, you guys like, didn't even you guys install this on a
02:51:49
have you asked him to do anything or you just kind of waiting and hinting for him?
02:51:53
I told them to do shit.
02:51:55
I told them and they said, you're already past to asking.
02:51:57
You went to telling. So yeah, your next step is to ask.
02:52:00
No, I mean, I asked, I was like, yeah, that's like I wasn't,
02:52:03
I wasn't asking, I was telling them because this is it's our property.
02:52:06
You're going to need to get this moved.
02:52:09
That's my property, right?
02:52:11
That's what I was saying though. But like the polite thing to do is ask.
02:52:13
You don't have to ask.
02:52:14
But the polite thing to do is ask.
02:52:15
Once, I'd like to think that you would make an effort
02:52:18
to do something like by doing absolutely nothing,
02:52:23
in my opinion, at this point, especially since there's no relationship
02:52:27
to be soured,
02:52:28
I would put in writing, you know, and you leave it to them,
02:52:31
put it in writing and say, I'm
02:52:32
asking for your action plan of how you're going to handle this
02:52:34
matter of blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
02:52:36
And then once you do that, as long as you put it in writing,
02:52:40
give them a deadline, then you can just serve them papers.
02:52:45
I mean, I've
02:52:46
got the recording of our consultation and so it's like, yeah.
02:52:50
But I mean, I don't you don't have to prove anything.
02:52:51
You have the, the not the ley lines.
02:52:53
What are they. Yeah. I don't yeah.
02:52:55
But as far as the date and how much time they've been given already
02:52:59
and I don't even see my, my thing is that I would give them more time.
02:53:04
But the fact is they've shown no effort.
02:53:05
And so it's kind of,
02:53:08
you know, that's why I was my next question was going to be how much time?
02:53:11
Because if the summer's winding down.
02:53:13
But, I mean, you can still cut trees in Michigan in December.
02:53:15
You could still do whatever you want to do or grow trees.
02:53:17
I'm not sure what you're doing, but you you can landscape.
02:53:19
Yeah, but I need throughout the year.
02:53:21
But call duty soon and see what
02:53:24
they have to cut down because she had already fell down.
02:53:28
But it to me it's also a hazard.
02:53:29
Like there's things that could fall and I need to get them cut now.
02:53:32
And one of them is a tree that could like I don't know, harm their property.
02:53:37
I don't know, I.
02:53:40
I tried telling my
02:53:41
neighbor do there's a tree growing right up his house.
02:53:44
He's like, I don't care.
02:53:45
I finally like, I'm going to just cut the bottom so it stops growing, at least
02:53:49
because the bottom is on my it's technically my tree
02:53:52
that it's wrapping all over his house.
02:53:53
I would not like that ants walk up.
02:53:55
It makes a land bridge or not a land bridge.
02:53:58
What is it called? A natural bridge for the bugs to go.
02:54:01
Hey, can you play 16 by any chance?
02:54:03
Because I it's just spinning for me. 17.
02:54:09
She's only 16.
02:54:11
Wow. That changes the whole context of the song, doesn't it?
02:54:15
All right.
02:54:16
I've been making it snow since the 1915.
02:54:19
That's eating.
02:54:20
Yeah, that's the one.
02:54:22
There's a commercial.
02:54:24
That's fine.
02:54:24
That's probably why I can't get my house box commercial.
02:54:29
I think this is the video.
02:54:30
Sometimes these fucking.
02:54:32
It gives a perfect example of the actual technology of cloud seeding.
02:54:36
And when you see it
02:54:38
now, I know there might be other different higher technologies,
02:54:40
alien style technologies to actually spread
02:54:43
one particle magically over the entire atmosphere of the Earth,
02:54:46
which again, in comparison, is like putting
02:54:49
five drops of yellow dye in the ocean and expecting it to change colors.
02:54:53
It's not practical.
02:54:55
I can't see the video if you're sharing it.
02:54:58
I'm not sharing.
02:54:59
Is it just spinning?
02:55:01
I think it's still a commercial.
02:55:02
Oh, no.
02:55:05
Oh that's cool.
02:55:06
At least it's going.
02:55:07
It's another cool.
02:55:10
It's cool because it's going to explain how they've been making snow.
02:55:14
And if you look at those cloud seeding patterns in the cloud seeding actions,
02:55:17
they track them even, oh my God, the commercial planes of Colorado are now
02:55:21
and again, the reason why I want to do this is.
02:55:26
Is, there's real fights to be fought.
02:55:29
And if we're all dancing with these crazy conspiracies,
02:55:33
some crazy conspiracies are true, but some of them are a waste of time
02:55:36
and a distraction. We need to coordinate.
02:55:40
Joe, you looked into some of these efforts, how scientists
02:55:42
are actually trying to enhance.
02:55:44
Now, that's not that's a 3D.
02:55:45
That's a proposed studio in Colorado.
02:55:47
We've been a leader in something called cloud seeding, where we're actually using
02:55:51
science hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate Easter water supply downs.
02:55:56
It's really it's cloud seeding.
02:55:57
They're going to show that Colorado has been modifying its weather
02:56:00
dating all the way back to the 1950s.
02:56:03
It's called cloud seeding.
02:56:06
That helps storms produce a little more snow.
02:56:09
My new amount of silver iodide solution is sprayed
02:56:13
across a propane flame that is vaporized.
02:56:17
It's carried up into the cloud, and then the ice crystals grow
02:56:20
big enough to fall out as snow or rain.
02:56:23
So can you pause it for a second?
02:56:25
That's a key thing he just said. There.
02:56:28
Cloud seeding
02:56:30
is when you take an already existing cloud
02:56:32
and seed it with more moisture so that it falls in a more immediate area.
02:56:36
In this case, to put snow on the resort mountains.
02:56:42
Other places other dryers do it
02:56:43
to for rainfall, like in Texas and shit
02:56:47
all out as snow or rain.
02:56:50
Colorado currently has seven.
02:56:52
So my point is, I'm saying that cloud seeding
02:56:54
and weather modification does exist and I do agree with it.
02:56:56
But it's not commercial airliners that we see contrail and mountain ranges.
02:57:00
We just have the perfect system of seed because with these ground based jet,
02:57:04
what do you think?
02:57:04
And the kind of we need that orographic lift
02:57:06
that you get from the cloud to get the solution up into the cloud base
02:57:10
where it's needed each seeded storm can add roughly
02:57:13
8 to 12% more snowfall per event.
02:57:17
That's extra runoff feeding rivers like the Colorado and Gunnison,
02:57:21
which is critical for the downstream states.
02:57:24
It's not going to solve all of Colorado's drought problems.
02:57:27
This is the only way to actually add physical water to a basin.
02:57:31
The Colorado Water Conservation Board monitors
02:57:34
avalanche risk and snowpack constantly.
02:57:37
They'll suspend
02:57:38
cloud seeding when levels run high or conditions will become dangerous.
02:57:42
You know, if a storm's coming through and it's going to be efficient enough,
02:57:45
Texas doesn't do well.
02:57:46
I think that, you know, I think they're cloud seeding, even though
02:57:49
they said it wasn't in the area, may have contributed to their flooding.
02:57:52
Colorado's also study new sites in the Arkansas and Yampa River
02:57:56
basins, hoping to make every lake count in a changing climate.
02:58:02
Okay.
02:58:09
This is your story.
02:58:12
That's a great commercial.
02:58:13
El Saeed's campaign, funded with elderly fake donors.
02:58:18
Actblue, which is a Democratic shithole.
02:58:22
Dude.
02:58:22
When you pay actblue,
02:58:23
they decide, like you could say, oh, I support this candidate
02:58:26
and you go to give them money through Actblue.
02:58:27
And then Actblue decides to give it to whoever the fuck they want.
02:58:31
It's.
02:58:32
They say that an 88 year old widow has given over 150,000
02:58:35
to Dems over the past five years, but she says that's not possible.
02:58:41
Is there a video?
02:58:43
Yeah,
02:58:45
e thick.
02:58:47
We're here.
02:58:48
We are out the day.
02:58:50
God, I sure hope there's banjo.
02:58:54
It's not a fucking Charlie
02:58:55
Leduff video unless you're out on an old country road.
02:58:59
He's dressed like a city slicker.
02:59:01
And there's banjo.
02:59:03
We're here.
02:59:03
We are out the deep, thick country of Michigan
02:59:08
looking for one Elizabeth waffle.
02:59:13
I know the reason, but why does he have a microphone?
02:59:15
And another microphone?
02:59:16
88 years old.
02:59:18
Donated nearly 150,000.
02:59:21
Sorry. Do sunglasses work that way?
02:59:23
All right, I'm done for 88 years old.
02:59:26
Donated nearly $150,000 in the last five years to democratic causes.
02:59:32
This is one of Lucid's micro donors.
02:59:35
Doesn't look like the Taj Mahal by any means.
02:59:38
Come along.
02:59:39
Where's the house?
02:59:40
Dude, I love it, I love it.
02:59:41
If I'm not back in five minutes, call somebody.
02:59:44
Probably linking you.
02:59:46
Oh, hello.
02:59:48
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
02:59:50
Here's a walker.
02:59:54
That's a good walker.
02:59:57
Reminds me of an AI video
02:59:59
we watched about Texas Walker Ranger.
03:00:02
Hi, madam. Okay, pleasure.
03:00:04
My name is Charlie.
03:00:06
Okay.
03:00:07
Oh, good.
03:00:10
I love her already. Walker.
03:00:16
Hi, madam.
03:00:17
Okay, pleasure. My name is Charlie.
03:00:20
Are you Elizabeth? Waffle? Yeah.
03:00:23
It says here that you've donated, $150,000 in the last five years
03:00:29
to various campaigns, and that you've made nearly 15,000 donations.
03:00:34
I doubt it.
03:00:36
You want to see 15,000?
03:00:37
Yeah, 15,000 separate donations
03:00:41
on the computer,
03:00:43
15,000 donations.
03:00:44
I'm sorry to be clear.
03:00:45
For our listeners at home, 15,000 donations of odd amounts or $15,000,
03:00:50
like mining, micro, micro donations over the course, he said.
03:00:55
So he was a thousand?
03:00:56
Yeah. I was just listening to his latest show.
03:00:58
He was talking about how they're so they do coincide with her residency
03:01:03
because so they and she lives in the show because her house burned down.
03:01:08
But she was in an apartment for a short period, and they were showing the like
03:01:13
he said that they show that she donated from the same
03:01:18
like on the same day
03:01:20
from two different the two different areas.
03:01:24
And like at times like 50 cent donations and stuff
03:01:27
like that, like shit that's just going to, I guess, fly under the radar.
03:01:30
But the ad campaign is,
03:01:34
he brags about not taking corporate donations and things like that.
03:01:39
And so, they found a way to get around it.
03:01:43
Yeah, but apparently Actblue donates to all kinds of candidates as well.
03:01:48
Whitmer well, I am well aware they are like the number one
03:01:54
micro, you know, like,
03:01:56
there are there are,
03:01:58
I don't want to say because I don't really know, but they make a lot of money,
03:02:01
and they give it to people that you don't think they're giving it to.
03:02:03
Apparently, now they're taking money from people that they don't.
03:02:06
You don't think they're
03:02:08
taking it.
03:02:08
You know what they're doing with it.
03:02:09
You know why they're using her name.
03:02:10
We all know it's going to take back.
03:02:14
The so she she does donate,
03:02:20
but she has never heard.
03:02:22
She said she doesn't have that kind of money.
03:02:24
Well she said up maybe 15,000.
03:02:26
And I think she meant maybe $15,000 total like her entire life.
03:02:30
Even then it's like, what are you doing?
03:02:33
Well, it's weird too, because there are strict regulations
03:02:37
to your micro donations.
03:02:38
I didn't think you could do 150,000 of micro donations.
03:02:41
I don't think that was illegal.
03:02:42
There's a like a you have to pay taxes, but then you also have to donate
03:02:46
in order to like, you know, mean like a you don't have to donate.
03:02:50
Yeah. No you don't I don't know. No.
03:02:52
Well I did one. Thank you.
03:02:54
Thanks to Citizens United though, every dollar is free speech.
03:02:57
That's just like you saying I want this platform.
03:03:00
I want this policy, and you just paying somebody else
03:03:02
to say it for you, like one of them.
03:03:03
Yeah.
03:03:03
No, I feel like this super Pac thing was a good idea.
03:03:06
I don't feel like that was no,
03:03:10
no, they should take the money out of politics.
03:03:12
But on the on the other side, as a free speech advocate, I understand
03:03:16
if I'm busy working and I've been fortunate enough
03:03:18
to make hundreds of thousands of dollars, I should be able to take
03:03:21
some of that money and pay somebody to talk for me.
03:03:23
Like, that's that's the spirit of the law, not let's make rule.
03:03:27
Let's make fiat currency make so much money
03:03:30
that we have more money than God.
03:03:31
If there was a God, so much so that if anybody tries to compete
03:03:34
with us on a monetary level, they will lose because they have not even
03:03:38
pennies on the dollar, they have pennies on the millions of dollars.
03:03:42
The people in power have so much money
03:03:46
they're not even they watch this.
03:03:48
That's just it. They watch this. They know exactly.
03:03:50
They tell everybody exactly.
03:03:52
Or somebody finds out exactly what they're doing wrong and they don't give a shit.
03:03:55
Because if we try to fight them,
03:03:57
they can look at our bank accounts because obviously they have access to that
03:03:59
and they're like,
03:04:00
they could fight for a week, a month, a year or two years,
03:04:03
however much money you have, but not they have way more.
03:04:05
They'll just drag it out.
03:04:08
In five years, $150,000, 150?
03:04:12
Hell no, I don't.
03:04:14
I think it's kind of rude for smoking a cigaret outside of her trailer.
03:04:17
Do you think, he asked, do you mind if I smoke?
03:04:19
And they cut that part out, especially in the hole.
03:04:21
Clearly this lady's on oxygen.
03:04:23
Or she could die at any minute.
03:04:25
Where?
03:04:26
House recently burned down or not recently, but.
03:04:28
Oh, maybe he's just doing it.
03:04:29
He's. He's a comedian, obviously. Right.
03:04:32
I mean, a little bit of everything.
03:04:34
He's a journalist, Pulitzer Prize winning journalist.
03:04:37
He worked for the New York Times, the Detroit Free Press, the Detroit News.
03:04:42
Sorry.
03:04:43
All I can hear it.
03:04:44
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
03:04:47
I'm sorry. What? Fox. Fox. Detroit.
03:04:50
Television station.
03:04:54
Is he also a stand up comic, or is he just funny?
03:04:56
He just. He just knows how to be entertaining.
03:04:59
Yeah, he's socially conscious, and that makes him
03:05:02
smart and witty.
03:05:06
See? And I did that.
03:05:07
His dick is nowhere near my my mouth.
03:05:09
He's got longer hair than Sheila.
03:05:11
Did you hear the difference?
03:05:13
Yeah, but she's similar of
03:05:16
my hair is getting pretty long.
03:05:17
I don't know what to do with it.
03:05:21
Let him pull that kind of money.
03:05:23
Do you. Do you have internet? Sometimes.
03:05:26
Sometimes? Yeah.
03:05:27
Do you have a computer?
03:05:29
No, no.
03:05:30
So clearly, because he's visiting her, this is somewhere in Michigan.
03:05:34
Or am I wrong in assuming that.
03:05:35
Yeah, you missed the beginning when he said that he was in Michigan
03:05:39
during the dinner. No, I didn't miss it.
03:05:40
And I absorbed it completely.
03:05:42
And then I forgot, obviously.
03:05:44
Yeah, that that happens.
03:05:47
So where in Michigan do you recall up North Michigan?
03:05:52
I don't know
03:05:53
which which can vary depending on who you talk to.
03:05:57
Oh. So how could you make all these donations?
03:06:00
I don't know, these are all mine. Yes.
03:06:02
This is now okay.
03:06:05
You've been talking to her for 45 minutes.
03:06:06
Either
03:06:07
walk in and sit down or get her walker and get her off the fucking stairway
03:06:11
or entrance way. Look at she's grabbing on both sides.
03:06:13
She just teetered.
03:06:14
Teetered is a word you need to know
03:06:16
when you're talking to an old person and they start teetering.
03:06:19
Or don't make any eye contact.
03:06:21
What they're thinking in their head is, oh my God, I'm going to die.
03:06:24
I'm going to die. And then you're like, do you remember what I just said?
03:06:27
And they're like, no, I've been thinking about, I'm going to die.
03:06:30
I'm going to die.
03:06:32
But since her mind is possibly so far gone, it is totally on Charlie.
03:06:36
He needs to take control of the situation and let her sit down.
03:06:39
She's grabbing on for dear life right now.
03:06:42
He's like, dude, I hope it's fine.
03:06:44
I hope it's comedy. He's smoking a cigaret.
03:06:46
She's ready to fall.
03:06:47
I'm sorry, ma'am, I would have grabbed you,
03:06:49
I would madam, I'm sorry madam, I would have grabbed you.
03:06:51
But I wasn't finished with my cigaret. Long ashes to you.
03:06:57
900 900 pages.
03:06:59
I ran out of paper to print it out.
03:07:01
Yeah, all of these.
03:07:03
I had bad knees.
03:07:04
And then I went out and sprained. Enabling.
03:07:07
Bring a tablet. Seriously?
03:07:08
You asshole.
03:07:09
You printed 900 and all of these old people in their random fucking stories.
03:07:14
I had to print something today.
03:07:15
I accidentally I forgot to hit page 22 and 24 and it was double sided
03:07:19
two times, so I was going to print 24 pages,
03:07:22
double sided.
03:07:25
He printed 900 pages.
03:07:28
I only wanted two pages, I forgot to, I was just in such a hurry.
03:07:31
It's the second time I did it, I just did.
03:07:32
I did it as soon as I hit it, I'm like, no.
03:07:34
And even if you cancel the print, you know it's already in queue.
03:07:37
You really can't stop it
03:07:38
unless you pull the plug of the printer and clear the cache.
03:07:40
It's as soon as you plug that printer end up and
03:07:44
you just
03:07:44
might print like 1 or 2 pages like a page.
03:07:48
It printed the whole fucking job.
03:07:49
At least it didn't print the second job,
03:07:50
but it didn't pause and stop till the end of the job.
03:07:52
I wasted 24 sheets of paper
03:07:53
and I'm sorry, 12 sheets of paper because it was double sided.
03:07:57
And then I still had to find 24 and 22, but was $150,000.
03:08:01
You get those knees replaced. Yeah.
03:08:04
No, I don't think I. Gary.
03:08:06
Yeah, that's fair.
03:08:07
If you can if somebody if somebody donated money in your name to a campaign
03:08:11
or a politician, the only fair thing to do is to record it
03:08:15
and have that campaigner politician refund her money.
03:08:20
I don't care if they funneled it or stole it, if that.
03:08:23
If she can prove that they didn't spend it but it says it,
03:08:25
then yeah, they owe it to her. I know it doesn't work that way.
03:08:28
You can't just pull money out of thin air and she'd be positive
03:08:31
money that she didn't earn.
03:08:32
But right now, somebody
03:08:35
I don't know where I'm.
03:08:36
I'm dare spend that much
03:08:40
weight is.
03:08:43
Yeah, that's just bad I transcribing is that correct?
03:08:47
Just because it's supposed to look like a giraffe on the, Winnebago?
03:08:52
Is that just a brown stripe
03:08:53
that is cracked so much, or is it supposed to look like skin?
03:08:57
It might be cracked, but it's because it's never designed that.
03:09:00
It's horrible because it looks cracked and old.
03:09:04
No, because there's another stripe to the of the door. No.
03:09:08
Right. And it looks exactly the same.
03:09:10
So it's stripe.
03:09:11
It's like the little giraffe pinstripe.
03:09:15
I don't think I'd very much.
03:09:18
Thank you.
03:09:19
I have not watched this, by the way.
03:09:22
I want to see that again about the paper, to print it out.
03:09:25
Yeah. All of these.
03:09:27
She's to her knees.
03:09:28
And then I went out and sprained an ankle.
03:09:31
And do you know why?
03:09:33
Because she has bad knees.
03:09:36
So I'm
03:09:38
anyway that's watching the show.
03:09:39
We've never asked for any money. We,
03:09:44
Wow. Somebody lose my mind in the chat?
03:09:49
I don't know if I should post that.
03:09:51
I'm not going to click on it.
03:09:52
Somebody really likes dicks, though.
03:09:55
A person who doesn't,
03:09:57
I like my dick.
03:09:59
I mean, if you look at the relationship and how much time I spend with you,
03:10:03
I might love my dick, but penis is good.
03:10:06
Vagina. Gross. Repulsed me.
03:10:09
That's Gary's point of view.
03:10:16
Look at that. Bad.
03:10:16
Oh, with $150,000, you get those knees replaced.
03:10:20
Yeah. Always amazes me. Who?
03:10:22
Somebody can't feed themselves.
03:10:24
Oh, like, look at the horses.
03:10:28
That much.
03:10:29
When's the last.
03:10:30
Well, to be fair, if if I didn't know about the fire, I would think.
03:10:33
Yeah, no shit.
03:10:34
But she might have,
03:10:35
fucking 22,000 square foot house crammed into that trailer right now.
03:10:39
She can't afford it.
03:10:40
I think both
03:10:43
I mean, lives in camp.
03:10:44
Hopefully it'll, oh, live there for one year.
03:10:47
Well, after the house, she's got cat hair on, her shirt burned.
03:10:51
Oh. You up? She doesn't even have a cat.
03:10:53
Oh, no.
03:10:54
Your house here burned.
03:10:55
Yeah, that's probably what it has here.
03:10:57
Here's the dates in August 27th of 2024.
03:11:04
You not only contributed on the same day
03:11:07
from this address, but also from the Canfield address.
03:11:11
So it says like, wait, what if it's even worse?
03:11:13
And they find out they actually did steal the money from her
03:11:15
and she just didn't see it go.
03:11:17
That's why
03:11:18
she's here in two places at the same time, on the same day.
03:11:21
I still owns the property out here, so surely.
03:11:24
Yeah,
03:11:26
she did on the property.
03:11:27
And stop calling her Shirley.
03:11:29
But it says how many, how many contributions that day did you do?
03:11:32
It's, Did you just say cunt
03:11:35
retributions.
03:11:37
How many cunt retributions did you hear abuses that day?
03:11:40
Did you do it? Ten.
03:11:43
It could be right.
03:11:45
Yeah.
03:11:45
See, I don't know much about campaign finance regulation, but I know there's
03:11:49
a strict limit on micro-transactions for individual people.
03:11:52
It's obviously
03:11:52
to keep the individual people to not be able to compete
03:11:54
with those big money that I was talking about earlier.
03:11:57
They can spend as much as they want or break and rig the system to pay
03:12:00
little micro-transactions that we can only pay
03:12:03
like 500 or 5000 per election cycle or some shit.
03:12:07
So she did ten time. She did 180. Yeah.
03:12:12
Remember quite
03:12:13
that much of it, but not $150,000,
03:12:16
I can't believe, and not 15,000 times.
03:12:19
Yeah.
03:12:20
And you have spotty internet.
03:12:22
What's this one? Aaron Rogan Berg.
03:12:24
That was just mean.
03:12:25
Why are you throwing in her spotty internet on top of it?
03:12:28
Yes. Spotty internet.
03:12:29
And you probably have shit your diaper.
03:12:32
Might as well throw that in there.
03:12:36
To convert it name doesn't ring a bell.
03:12:40
Doesn't ring a bell.
03:12:41
One doesn't mean it below 150,000 is that I don't
03:12:45
150,000 is very abnormal.
03:12:48
And I think it's wrong.
03:12:49
I think there's something in there that's off.
03:12:51
Can you show me how to make a donation?
03:12:53
Yeah okay. Okay.
03:12:56
This is
03:12:58
both brilliant and mean at the same time.
03:13:01
Oh, really?
03:13:02
So you didn't poison your children when you tried to make them food?
03:13:04
Make food for me right now?
03:13:06
Okay.
03:13:07
Ma'am, that's tied.
03:13:14
Come on.
03:13:17
Internet.
03:13:18
This thing hates me.
03:13:19
I'm not on the internet. Right?
03:13:21
I know what he's doing. I don't like it.
03:13:24
I'll get it straightened around one,
03:13:27
I guess in the house have said over, have I?
03:13:29
Just how long? How long?
03:13:30
When your house burned down two years ago.
03:13:33
Oh my goodness, everything goes through actblue.
03:13:36
Actblue is like the bank.
03:13:38
So everything you do goes through egg blue, murky, long.
03:13:40
What the fuck are you talking Broadcom and donate you
03:13:43
you know I do everything through Actblue okay.
03:13:46
Gotcha.
03:13:47
Yeah I'll actually get a couple bucks I could but I'm going to play this.
03:13:52
Hold on.
03:13:52
Are you kidding.
03:13:53
I got a couple guys coming back to my.
03:13:58
I'm going to play this for murky long just so it might make them happy.
03:14:03
I'm only
03:14:04
go 00000.
03:14:09
I'm never go. Oh, no.
03:14:11
Come on. Never. God.
03:14:14
So just till I fill you in on the chat that he's saying.
03:14:16
All right, I'll do it.
03:14:18
I love big dicks in me.
03:14:20
I got a 15.5in John home sausage between my legs.
03:14:24
Ghost politics.
03:14:25
I don't mean to kill the mood, but I got a shit bad.
03:14:29
Next one.
03:14:30
Whoa. I'm an unpatched neo-Nazi hall.
03:14:33
Better help myself. Better grinder does.
03:14:36
Oh, before grinder does. Whoa!
03:14:37
I'm an unpause neo-Nazi hall.
03:14:40
Better help myself before grinder does.
03:14:42
Obviously, this is maybe some kind of a chat bot,
03:14:46
but since we read all the chat, I mean, I have no problems with it.
03:14:48
He's not advertising any anything except anti-Zionist.
03:14:52
I think that's a dick.
03:14:53
It's a drawing of a dick. Pause.
03:14:55
My whole blow. My blow.
03:14:57
Your dirty Zionist load in my bussy, he said. Bussy,
03:15:00
I think that might be one of Gary's, throwaway accounts.
03:15:04
Pause my whole blow your dirty Zionist load in my bussy
03:15:09
goes politics sends his regards.
03:15:10
Need your tight virgin Bussy deflowered ghost politics here.
03:15:14
Oh, so it's ghost politics. Is that.
03:15:15
Is that a channel on Rumble or YouTube?
03:15:19
He's here on Rumble?
03:15:20
Yeah, he's happy to help.
03:15:22
I'll even let you know.
03:15:23
The show is 9 p.m.
03:15:24
central every Tuesday, so it doesn't interfere with us every Tuesday
03:15:27
and Friday.
03:15:29
Hopefully murky long at least liked
03:15:32
and maybe even joined for me
03:15:35
reading his ridiculous comments, but I did.
03:15:39
What's the topic?
03:15:40
Next week we're going to wind down now.
03:15:42
This is called a show wrap up.
03:15:44
Instead of just slamming the door, do we have a
03:15:45
slam the door drop this door still awake?
03:15:48
The rest of the show is just going to be basically music.
03:15:50
If you want to cut out.
03:15:52
I think I did all the things I did.
03:15:54
The Colorado. Yeah, you played that.
03:15:58
Chem trails are more likely than contrails.
03:16:02
I got a very long topic rap
03:16:04
six minute topic rap to to go away.
03:16:07
Let's finish this.
03:16:09
She was he was still on the line.
03:16:10
I just went through my pocket to see if I had enough money for him.
03:16:14
Do you?
03:16:16
I think so, I got you need a couple.
03:16:18
You need a couple bucks to give to the guys?
03:16:20
The modular? Yeah, I got it.
03:16:23
Is there a way that anybody can send her some bucks?
03:16:27
This one
03:16:28
I always like to know.
03:16:29
Like, before you do, like a GoFundMe
03:16:31
or something for somebody that looks like they clearly need help, I'd like to know.
03:16:34
I like to do a little background, like what's her background?
03:16:37
What put her here?
03:16:39
Did you know, lifestyle choices or just bad luck?
03:16:42
Maybe a spouse? That was a piece of shit.
03:16:45
I like the S10.
03:16:47
No, but I mean clearly something.
03:16:49
Before the fire, she looked like she was probably pretty bad shape.
03:16:53
Is she talking about the truck full of flammable, I hope?
03:16:55
Yeah, I got it.
03:16:57
Yeah.
03:16:57
Elizabeth, where's your car?
03:17:01
This one.
03:17:03
Maybe because some of these politicians.
03:17:05
And get your money back.
03:17:07
Yes. You damn
03:17:10
power to the people.
03:17:13
Even though you didn't pay it, if they did, they
03:17:15
somehow weasel did it, corrupted it or whatever.
03:17:17
Then they should actually have to pay it back.
03:17:21
Brilliant idea.
03:17:23
Gary, what's the topic next week?
03:17:25
I would love to know the world
03:17:28
would love to know.
03:17:31
Why is this open?
03:17:33
Why? We're doing the whole show with two of those.
03:17:36
That's pretty cool.
03:17:39
All right, so we're into the music portion.
03:17:41
I skipped all the other music
03:17:42
because I just wanted to get through the other stuff.
03:17:44
We had a really decent amount of links, 30, 31 links.
03:17:46
That's perfect. Plus an interview.
03:17:49
Wonderful.
03:17:50
Perfect.
03:17:54
If you have any topic ideas,
03:17:56
you can put them in the chat or in the comments.
03:17:58
Once the chat, once the show is over, you can put comments in there.
03:18:04
That could be a thing.
03:18:07
Okay,
03:18:08
so we're going to go out on some music.
03:18:18
Friday.
03:18:25
Oh. Right.
03:18:33
You want to play on this show?
03:18:38
I hope that
03:18:41
black friends past the pyramids at Giza reading called Mega lit
03:18:45
while I breeze up translating, executing your foot with precision.
03:18:49
Left with nothing while they sell me material vision gathering place like that.
03:18:54
I like all the magic.
03:18:56
Going down castle halls.
03:18:57
Watching the phantom talk through the cameras,
03:19:00
witnessing the light of the global change process.
03:19:03
I got my data streams, I digital lake formation.
03:19:06
Pulling yourself up like
03:19:08
slicing, fighting all superstition.
03:19:10
Hunting our quick dick feeding controversy with the media.
03:19:13
Always sick, swallowing prescription drugs for life.
03:19:17
Staring down the dark horse.
03:19:18
All I got was the skies rolling in the gray skies.
03:19:21
Your trip back to check before my belly got greedy.
03:19:25
Strange homunculi that solve everyday problems.
03:19:28
Dodging sneaky creeps while the orange jungle rising.
03:19:30
Singing kiss me mouth across the frozen space city devil feast
03:19:34
upon a final study in the secret I call black rock over my
03:19:39
every waking hour I take money
03:19:42
for the heart attack.
03:19:43
Merrimack I am.
03:19:46
You might have to touch here to catch a sonic mystic coming here.
03:19:50
Be quiet. I feel for you.
03:19:51
Wake you up for rejecting every bomb attack a clock.
03:19:55
But just take it to the dusty task.
03:19:57
Open up the light up on my heavy.
03:19:59
Watch your back so I can feel straight I should just make a terrible choice.
03:20:04
It's like I don't.
03:20:07
It's all I call.
03:20:08
Stumbling upon each and giants. Caught in a paradox.
03:20:11
Rolling heavy dice with chance.
03:20:13
On jagged stone blocks I'm surfing with phenomena.
03:20:15
Riding cosmic waves. Crashing.
03:20:17
Hitting signals. Coming out of secret caves.
03:20:19
Studying metaphysics with groupies, parsimony, riding roughshod over
03:20:23
scratched tracks of neon colors, uncovering conspiracies dating back
03:20:26
to energy, cybernetics waiting for my city.
03:20:30
Political tracks exhorting human agency before raging 24.
03:20:34
Spirit to everlasting.
03:20:36
Are the plans required to clear up this major city.
03:20:39
Take me where you tell me it's a place to go.
03:20:43
Have look at a patient.
03:20:44
They won't take a trip back to the year 22.
03:20:49
Which is.
03:20:49
Why don't you?
03:20:50
I think that's what I'll wait for. Whoa!
03:20:53
Navigating liminality and biological symbiosis.
03:20:56
Winning. Creating worlds.
03:21:00
Numbers.
03:21:01
Defining the scope of human life.
03:21:03
I don't know whether you're the sea turtle for it.
03:21:05
Looking in the stack.
03:21:06
What the fuck I say?
03:21:08
Celebrating your nights with wild Saturnalia.
03:21:11
Catching up with day's work with deep snow.
03:21:13
Not scary with the community.
03:21:15
Yet the questions we ponder. Ready to try every topic.
03:21:18
We're the waking zombie stepping out to go with the gentle kind of apathy.
03:21:22
Wake up for the women to dismiss the daily workers.
03:21:25
81% of the system is open.
03:21:27
Study creative lights climbing, anticipating, questioning.
03:21:31
The bedrock of awake reality, shifting orientation to match
03:21:35
baby changing following the standard rules,
03:21:39
changing the constitutional right to what lights are rolling up.
03:21:43
Watch this. Top to bottom. It's raw.
03:21:46
I'm starting a legal proxy to act as though
03:21:48
you'll help me fulfilling every moral duty without a false decoy.
03:21:52
Standing as a single morning, ready to cleave.
03:21:54
Looking up overhead and a lingering ghost vestige.
03:21:57
Avoiding the dark touch of a hungry ice.
03:22:00
Waiting 25 to walk over 7.0.
03:22:02
Sorry to beat what can't shake with cup I feel that I can't win
03:22:06
the world to mess it up. You.
03:22:11
Just got to watch
03:22:12
what's in your message I it it's on the corporate world.
03:22:16
Crazy greasy for eyes.
03:22:19
We're checking systemic poison
03:22:20
by corrupt royal scribe shit to win the white Tesla for the truth.
03:22:24
Telling the flakes through to the masses surrounding me.
03:22:27
Reaching out to connect you with me.
03:22:29
You share dots in the wall.
03:22:31
Manual automatic boxes ready to share such moments in a public orbit.
03:22:35
Which is why the Trump you want to speak back.
03:22:38
It sounds crazy, but you witnessed the crisis at the right
03:22:44
time and space to watch it.
03:22:46
Like watch somebody bury.
03:22:51
Way wondering what makes the morning mass a scream.
03:22:54
Exposing the pull. The drastic bullshit.
03:22:57
Emotional by Satan
03:23:00
walking in the heart like a literary muscle.
03:23:03
Exposing every single media to not a.
03:23:14
In. Which the topic
03:23:20
for day to day the night sky I.
03:23:26
Flatlands live.
03:23:29
Monday
03:23:31
10 p.m.
03:23:32
eastern.
03:24:19
Come back! Get.
03:24:25
What? You.
03:24:28
Will.
03:24:30
The world. My.
03:24:35
Blood on your phone.
03:24:38
Better will go.
03:24:43
You go home.
03:24:45
World.
03:24:48
The dark, your heart by
03:24:51
the middle of a young boy.
03:24:55
Don't wait.
03:24:56
Don't.
03:25:01
Go to take a ride.
03:25:09
Go home.
03:25:12
10123.
03:25:20
Oh, this is the wall of light.
03:25:28
You go.
03:25:31
Put on.
03:25:32
Go. Online
03:25:34
betting shop wherever you go.
03:25:37
It'll be a
03:25:39
long road world.
03:25:44
In the dark.
03:25:45
Your heart like
03:25:48
love for your phone.
03:25:51
Don't quit.
03:25:52
Never go.
03:25:54
Let it go.
03:25:56
So long, world.
03:26:01
Turn off your.
03:26:31
Hands that it
03:26:34
is! It's nerds that.
03:26:37
Are you in
03:26:39
I kingdom?
03:26:46
And that it
03:26:49
is. Is nerds crack?
03:26:52
Are you?
03:26:54
I'm gonna put it.
03:27:01
I hate hate, hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
03:27:03
This is nerds.
03:27:05
Yeah. Oh, no.
03:27:06
I sucked it down pretty hard.
03:27:10
To have.
03:27:16
Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
03:27:18
This is for you.
03:27:20
Yeah. Oh, no, I suck.
03:27:21
I'm pretty hard.
03:27:26
I'm gonna come.
03:27:30
Hate hate hate hate hate
03:27:31
hate hate hate hate their sisters.
03:27:34
Got it down pretty hard.
03:27:37
I pity the fool.
03:27:40
Oh, I'm going to come.
03:27:42
So I went hard on the creation myth.
03:27:44
No, no, no.
03:27:46
Well, I mean, sure.
03:27:48
No. Yes, yes.
03:27:50
Thank you.
03:27:51
Gary, I am Gary.
03:27:53
There. I am.
03:27:55
Oh I'm going to come down hard on the creation myth.
03:27:59
No, no.
03:28:01
Well I mean sure.
03:28:03
No. Yes, yes.
03:28:05
Gary.
03:28:07
Gary, there I am.
03:28:09
How is that you get him? I got
03:28:12
the creation, man.
03:28:14
I know, I know,
03:28:16
but you know.
03:28:20
Gary.
03:28:23
Can I go to
03:28:26
the rest of the crew? I.
03:28:33
Can Gary.
03:28:40
Is the.
03:28:44
You're my.
03:28:53
Oh, God.
03:28:53
I think I'm getting towards.
03:28:55
I can I wish I could learn to turn water into wine
03:28:58
I don't know, so I gotta get some of
03:29:01
the back of the rack.
03:29:04
It's like six
03:29:07
over to the right.
03:29:08
You can do this from a five minutes long I got him.
03:29:11
Oh, you know, want to stick to this?
03:29:16
It's the G7.
03:29:17
Was for the Gibson twist.
03:29:21
You saw what I saw.
03:29:23
And you have like every day.
03:29:26
And if you mess with a bunch of stuff, three, one, three will break you.
03:29:30
They are your eyes every morning at the same time.
03:29:34
She's the same way. And I bet.
03:29:42
It's no
03:29:43
freaking bravery when you streamers.
03:29:49
You're dreaming
03:29:50
great.
03:29:51
This is three boys.
03:29:54
I think they just think it's something to do.
03:29:57
Their face, you know, if they're breathing.
03:30:01
At me, more full of shit.
03:30:05
You know we right to the
03:30:10
first
03:30:12
joke, right?
03:30:13
I don't have to
03:30:15
drink this great big cleaning crew world.
03:30:45
If you break this down,
03:30:46
give me before you get broken.
03:30:50
Do you want me to go with this?
03:30:53
Let's go see?
03:30:56
These are a movie you follow.
03:31:00
They make their day easier.
03:31:07
And they just break
03:31:08
you start to ride around them.
03:31:11
Every spread injury.
03:31:13
Oh, wait.
03:31:16
The fuel for three years.
03:31:19
You see me, I see.
03:31:20
So the fever between.
03:31:28
Nervous?
03:31:32
Brain from where this
03:31:35
over 300 years.
03:31:40
Go free for.
03:31:47
You. Oh! I'm.
03:32:10
In a.
03:32:26
Fractal broccoli stuck in my head.
03:32:30
Everything's weird.
03:32:32
And my brain feels dead.
03:32:34
It's spiraling green haze has seized control.
03:32:39
Pardon me while I lose my soul.
03:32:46
Fractal broccoli.
03:32:47
Everywhere I go.
03:32:49
Am I holding up. Is above or falling flat.
03:32:52
So below.
03:32:54
Happy, miserable.
03:32:56
Who even cares?
03:32:58
That fractal broccoli which put a curse on my hair.
03:33:06
Help me.
03:33:08
Help me draw.
03:33:10
Yes. No no no no.
03:33:16
No, no. Hey!
03:33:31
Hey, man.
03:33:38
At. Oh, yeah,
03:33:40
I am.
03:33:46
Yeah.
03:33:47
Back to broccoli lines.
03:33:49
My sight always shows between the dark and light.
03:33:55
Got me shouting flat dress higher.
03:33:59
Is this the dawn or the end.
03:34:01
Like a mattress on fire?
03:34:05
No. Yes!
03:34:07
Help me draw.
03:34:09
Yeah, yeah.
03:34:10
The green haze. Oh, yes.
03:34:13
Well, no, you know what I mean.
03:34:16
Oh, me. Me.
03:34:26
Hey, baby.
03:34:35
I'm. Hey hey hey
03:34:40
hey hey hey
03:34:42
hey hey hey hey.
03:34:52
Hey. Hey,
03:35:01
tell me fractal broccoli.
03:35:04
Tell me
03:35:05
I can't keep going like this every week.
03:35:09
Almost like I'm blessed.
03:35:10
You're making my slides rent so hard.
03:35:14
Come on.
03:35:15
Monday, 10 p.m.
03:35:17
eastern. Come on.
03:35:20
That now, my fractal broccoli is hard.
03:35:25
Period. I'm.
03:35:28
They grow the disclaimer.
03:35:36
Any. Any.
03:35:44
You know what I mean?
03:35:45
Sure.
03:35:58
You do?
03:36:07
Man, I.
03:36:12
Mean. I.