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What's this old guy doing
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on your screen right now?
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You're as old as Christ.
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You're willing to crucify.
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But you.
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Are the future you'll sacrifice.
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Just to cling to your nice one.
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True. Oh, I've seen you before.
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It's like the same old crime you're ranting on.
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Flash rants. Monday, 10 p.m.
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eastern time.
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You're digging in heels like it's 33 A.D.
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seeking blind views.
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But someday you'll see. Me?
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You're as old as Christ.
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You're nailing kids up.
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Nice to your truth.
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Still chasing Paradise.
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But one day the reaper rolls the dice I know I've seen you before.
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It's like the same old crime.
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Fox news on your flip phone.
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You leave reason behind the yellow cloud.
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You throw it away.
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Your grandkids future.
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But someday they'll pay.
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You. Maybe. You.
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Live as Christ.
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As your own.
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As Christ.
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I know,
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old as Christ.
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I know.
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Oh, yes, I know you.
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There's crime.
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Oh, that's Christ, I know
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you're as old as Christ
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from scars.
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I know.
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Oh, from the upper room to this recliner that smells like Bengay and regret.
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I've been collecting dust since dust was invented.
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Watch the nails.
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Go and watch the Red sea parted because Moses, he farted,
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invented cholesterol, original sin and the chain email.
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My retarded prostate orbits Uranus.
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My knees never break the big bang with every step.
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I wrote Leviticus in cursive on stone tablets with my penis.
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Still furious, they changed the rules for rust.
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The over the means about fluoride inside of my stool,
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my grandson who blocked me in 2013.
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Not only he's clogged, but daddy bad blood type prune juice in spite.
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I taught Kate how to hide the body.
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Told Noah his boat was over.
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Told the dinosaurs global warming was chill.
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And now I sit here yelling at clouds.
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I used to feel me pull my finger, smelled the incense mixed
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with the pen like father can't save what's already price.
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2000 years overdue.
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Oh this Christ, come
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up, your friends.
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Old as Christ, up your soul.
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That's Christ up.
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Amen.
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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It's just a scripted comedy show.
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These guys are not experts,
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doctors, lawyers, therapists,
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or even particularly well-adjusted.
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Everything you here is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm,
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or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people events is purely coincidental and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage, cognitive
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dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urge to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from H.R.
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will be hearing about this. By the way.
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Hi, Dave.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing,
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or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
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And. A pop
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up thinking.
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What am I doing on your screen?
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I'm telling you what you need to hear.
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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I started wearing this lab coat when I earned my doctorate in medicine.
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Allergy.
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And if it was a made up degree,
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would they give out a real jacket?
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So that's that's an argument and incredulity.
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What if my credentials were falsified?
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Would I have a real coat to show for it?
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I've always wanted to be a badass,
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and I think the ship has already sailed on that.
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I used to think I was a badass high threshold for, you know, tolerance
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for pain and, and the core strength of a silverback gorilla.
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But let's be honest here,
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a badass is someone who could enter the Octagon and
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and kick ass and mixed martial arts.
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But I couldn't make a
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Brazilian Greco-Roman wrestler tap out. I
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if someone young, much younger,
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trained till they were in their prime to do that, they could.
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That's an achievable goal.
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I think that ship has already sailed for me. But.
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But to be a badass, that that's
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that's not necessary.
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I see guys with the lifted trucks pulling a trailer
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full of stuff, and I don't even have that.
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I was like, that's badass.
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He's driving a monster truck down the road doing work.
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Okay, so so that's out of the question.
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How about, when you see, a guy
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abusing his girlfriend and I want to walk up to him and say,
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you put your hands on her again, I'm going to put my hands on you.
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Do you know what that would get me? My ass kicked.
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So. So anyway, I've got some things to work on.
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So, I've been trying to make this show,
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standalone.
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Each show, be an individual show all by itself,
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juxtaposed with the conflicting concept of
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this is a continuing idea that we're building.
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And so.
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With that,
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I had a few, in my monologue last week, I said, I'm bringing up some topics.
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If you've got any comments, leave them and I will address them.
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We can circle back and come back to it.
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Well, I saw some comments.
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So, first one was, what does
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the movie click have to do with broccoli?
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Everything.
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I was using broccoli as a metaphor
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for or like a euphemism for everything.
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So yes, anything counts.
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When you were you're talking about everything.
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Last week we did fields, which is it
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describes absolutely everything.
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Now this week we're doing goats
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and that's not everything.
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That that's something very specific.
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We'll get to that.
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The other comment I heard about
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this was through the grapevine, which is an interesting concept.
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When the telegraph was introduced by,
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Morse, famous for Morse code,
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they strung hundreds of miles of lines that look like, grapevines.
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And so if you heard it through the grapevine,
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you heard it through the the hundreds of miles of telegraph lines
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that were haphazardly strewn across country,
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in case you didn't know that. So,
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so, Luke said he was tired
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and bored with my Sally field talk.
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So if you've ever met me, you know I'm doubling down on Sally field.
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Sally Field acceptance speech.
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It was trivial.
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It's not important in the grand scheme of things.
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It doesn't matter.
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But the implications,
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It might mean
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that we're living in a simulation and nothing is real.
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That's pretty important.
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But in my mind, she said.
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Right now, you love me
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or you really love me.
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But the quote is,
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let's see if we can get this quote right.
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I called it up earlier.
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So the quote is actually,
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I haven't had an Orthodox career, and I wanted
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more than anything to have your respect the first time.
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I don't feel it, but this time I feel it.
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And I can't deny the fact that you like me right now.
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You like me.
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It doesn't matter what the speech
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said, but, Okay.
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So what's the Mandela Effect?
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The most likely explanation is the faulty human memory.
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We fabricate false memories and
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and even group false memories are possible.
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So that is the most likely explanation for this.
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A far more interesting explanation for this
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is that whole certain thing I explained last week. So.
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So if Luke wasn't complaining about my Sally Field's rant,
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which was 20s long, then he was really complaining about
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my Mandela Effect rant, which was more like three minutes and
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and that makes sense, except for the fact
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that if the Mandela Effect is real,
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it's this existential existential problem
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that we may never wrap our minds around.
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So. If you'd like to comment,
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please do know that I will double down on my
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my original thing.
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But, in the grand scheme of things,
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Sally Field's acceptance
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speech is irrelevant,
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but the implications are more far reaching.
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On the subject of goats on my research
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this week, I found out I've never knew this.
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A goat's irises are rectangular.
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They're, long this way,
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and so they can see further around them,
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like like seriously, like a pen, a Graham right graph.
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Brennan grad.
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I don't think I said that right.
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But they can see they're they're,
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their field of vision is wider. So.
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But I want to talk about goats.
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The greatest of all time.
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First thing I'm going to say is Wayne Gretzky.
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And as a Detroiter, I want to I want to throw in Gordie Howe.
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But I know that there's bias involved.
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Wayne Gretzky, if you take away little more
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than he, he is still, still
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the point of the all I know over here.
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Jagr yes, I know I did not say Gordie Howe.
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It's Jaromir Jagr.
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Next name I want to say
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is Muhammad Ali.
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It's easy to pick, greatest of all time
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in an individual sport because you're competing individually.
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Team sports, you it requires talent around you.
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Michael Jordan.
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Now you might want to say,
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Bill Russell, Wilt Chamberlain
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there's actually a lot of names you can say.
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I think arguably
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Michael Jordan was the greatest of all time.
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A name I should have said before all that,
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but,
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Muhammad Ali.
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But the my
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the Detroiter in me wants to say pound for pound, Joe Louis was the greatest.
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The name, I should say
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in this list before it or any of those guys.
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Hi, guys.
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And I did
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is Tom Brady.
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He has more championships than any franchise
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but football, like I said, team sport.
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So you end up with,
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Joe Montana being in the conversation
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with Tom Brady. But,
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that that doesn't happen without Jerry rice.
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Bernie Sanders, Evan Smith, Jim Brown, Walter Payton, that's a
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that's a friggin Mount Rushmore of running backs.
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Albert Einstein, Sir Isaac Newton,
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Stephen Hawking.
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I can't even narrow down
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the single greatest
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Olympic achiever was Michael Phelps.
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So there's that.
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And,
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What I really wanted to do all night
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was watch videos of
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baby goats hopping sideways
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and fainting goats locking up and falling over.
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Those crazy goat scaling rock faces.
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I want to watch,
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as you listen to the screaming goats, they're all hilarious.
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They're very, very funny.
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And, I don't know if I'm.
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But roll the clip Brady.
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As far as I'm aware, the answer to every problem is goat.
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But it worked out.
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Depression, goat anxiety, eggs, some problem.
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Goat.
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There is no other solution as far.
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So I have once again
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made the the topic.
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Everything the the solution to all problems.
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But yeah, I think, I've got so much footage
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this week of goats dancing and fainting
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and screaming and playing and ramming,
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and I didn't
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send any and I, I couldn't decide on a video.
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I kept watching them one after another.
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I think they call it Doomscrolling.
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And I just I wasn't happy with any of them.
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And,
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I mean, I was delighted by all of them,
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but the that's that's
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the thing about, my indecision.
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I couldn't pick one or 2 or 12 to send
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in, so I didn't send any in except for that one.
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Do you have any Brady
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funny cute goat videos?
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Did you know they're irises or rectangular?
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Yeah.
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Why didn't I notice that?
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I mean, I guess I didn't raise goats, but I was raised by goats.
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My suggestion is that CERN just changed it.
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Oh, okay.
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It was changed.
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Yeah.
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They didn't used to be horizontal, but then one.
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Yeah, I did learn something interesting this week.
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You know, all the the brain is two sided and, and it looks symmetrical.
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It's asymmetrical.
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And that that was a revelation to me. But.
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And you know how the ones I controls the other side know,
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except for I, that's a if it doesn't matter.
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The corpus callosum is the, connection between the two sides of the brain.
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And it works more like a filter than a connection
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because it, it, it blocks the communication between the two sides.
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And, science has figured out why it is
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that, creatures like us with the bilateral
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symmetry cemetery, you know, and the the reason
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my scrotum looks like it was sewn together in the middle
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is it does, What?
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I think you're the only one.
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Oh, no.
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There's a seam on your scrotum, too.
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I'll show it to you later.
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No, you won't know.
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You know, I might, I could no, no means no, I.
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I could overpower you. That's the thing.
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I, I might not be a badass, but I'm still not as soft as you.
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That goes right with my my, quote of the week.
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Where?
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What did I say?
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It's right here.
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Hold on. I'm going to read it.
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Yeah.
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Please.
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The only reason you are not dead is because someone who is much stronger
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or much smarter than you has chosen not to kill you.
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Yeah, that is correct.
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So, the reason the two, the two halves of the brain
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are trapped separate like that
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is because we have in survival
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our evolution,
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for billions, literally billions of years,
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we have needed to focus on
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one goal, one objective, like,
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making shelter or getting food.
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Also, we have to have
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our entire mind
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focused on our other predators.
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Am I safe?
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Like, are the children
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protected?
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So in order to,
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multitask and, do,
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you know, seek food and protect family,
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the the two sides of the brain
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do the two separate tasks
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fully
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each.
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You see what I'm saying? Yes.
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Okay, so that's what I was wrong.
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You were right
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the last time I was a little guy.
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I hear screen talking to you right now.
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The myth is it is large.
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One side is illogical and one side is a creative.
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Is the myth.
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It is, it is.
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Well, you know what?
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There's there's something to that one
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uses, language
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and the other does it non-verbal.
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The reality is brain scans show that people use both sides
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equally for daily tasks.
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The two halves constantly share data and depend on each other to function.
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To me, it makes sense that they're like, a mirror of each other
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slightly to some extent.
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So that there's a backup.
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Like in case you like the injury.
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The more interesting parts are the asymmetry.
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Like, yes, it looks symmetrical like the over overall,
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but the closer you look, the less symmetrical it gets.
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It's curious. It's interesting.
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Sure, you're on mute.
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I also turned on echo cancellation, which maybe totally cutting you off.
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Let me turn it off and see if we can hear you.
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What was the
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deal with the sound I kept hearing?
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Like a recurring echo in the monologue.
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I'm going to assume that drawer is in his car listening to speakers,
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and it just bled through when he had to do the goat sound, so.
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Oh, okay.
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What part
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I love? Goat screams.
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I mean, that's that's really the reason I chose goats this week.
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The misquote.
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Hi guys.
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I'm the kid.
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I also wanted to give our viewers
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a chance to decipher the code,
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that I that I wrote through
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the topics backwards,
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and, I haven't seen any responses that yet,
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but if you figure out the message that I left,
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routine, a guy just says bullshit.
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But if you do have an answer
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for my question, what is the message I left in the titles of the last
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167 shows?
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68, I believe.
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And then leave it in the comments.
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And there is a fantastic prize waiting for you.
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I love you all.
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My God,
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I love y'all like a.
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Bummer.
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1984 Oscars acceptance speech is so much deeper than you ever
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could have imagined, but this time I feel it.
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And I can't deny the fact that you like me right now.
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You like.
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So this took place at the
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Okay, so that
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that doesn't sound like what I remember
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from 1985.
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So my explanation
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for that one is, is SNL made fun of it?
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So many people made fun of it and they probably made fun of it.
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Wrongly wrong, wrong wrong, wrongly,
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wrongfully.
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And the wrong form.
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Memory is what you have because you heard that
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more than the actual acceptance speech.
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Because
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yeah, I didn't give a shit about I mean, I still don't give a shit
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about award shows, so I promise you I never saw it live.
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I only saw somebody making fun of it.
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I just think it's interesting.
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There's two Mandela effects associated with her,
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and she's married to a certain scientist. It's just
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that I don't.
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Well, me. So correct me. Is it?
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It's field, right?
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I never thought her name was fields.
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Is it field?
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If you
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start typing it in it, finish it with an ass.
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But it's not the seventh annual.
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It's not Aids 1980.
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When you accept the change
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and then you go to the the search,
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then the search will correct you back.
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It's like, did you mean field,
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right?
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Yes, that's what I typed.
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But you suggested fields, so I, I clicked on that and then you
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once I accepted your suggestion you told me I was wrong.
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So I think if I Google server in one timeline
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and then the Google server in the other timeline
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and you're just bouncing back, is that what's going on in Sally field?
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Well, I'm ready for word change is like in love, but
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right now, it it doesn't sound right.
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And I wish I wish I could remember what it was that
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I really because like, objects in mirror are closer than they appear
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isn't what was written outside view mirrors when I was growing up.
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Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.
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I remember this because when I was old enough to read,
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I wanted to read everything.
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And I was sitting there on a long road trip and I just kept reading it
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and I said, wait a minute, maybe is a word, one word.
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Why is there a space in between
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that's not on the side view mirrors?
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Why would I even have that spot?
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I remember the spot.
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I mean, okay, I won't be misremembering.
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I don't think so.
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There's not different manufacturers.
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It wouldn't have changed over time
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or with a certain manufacturer for a brief period.
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There wouldn't be.
00:26:42
It's weird how you like you.
00:26:45
You three green stays
00:26:49
on situations and certain.
00:26:51
But like the idea of God and Jesus Christ, it's like
00:26:55
I it's like, oh, that's not that's that's foolish.
00:26:58
But the fact that this giant particle collider is causing people to misremember
00:27:04
a quote from a fucking stupid thing, I mean, really
00:27:07
like a really yes,
00:27:10
yes, you're the one that said,
00:27:13
what does the movie click have to do with broccoli?
00:27:19
It tells you that was a character quote.
00:27:23
And and wow, did you miss the point.
00:27:28
I don't get the point.
00:27:31
Well, his new point was my my what's your point
00:27:37
is way more fun.
00:27:38
You could
00:27:41
than the ones that I spoke.
00:27:43
You could spell click, but you'd have to spell it with two C's.
00:27:46
With broccoli.
00:27:47
That would click.
00:27:48
That would be the only correlation.
00:27:51
Okay.
00:27:53
One thing that's interesting about broccoli, if you don't look it
00:27:56
up, you might want to spell it with one C, two L's.
00:28:00
You know, there's a double letter in there.
00:28:02
What drives me nuts is abbreviations like
00:28:08
I've I've seen tomorrow abbreviated Tom.
00:28:12
No. Tomorrow is 1 a.m.
00:28:14
two hours.
00:28:16
But they spell it like broccoli.
00:28:18
So we are broke.
00:28:21
That first of all you're not.
00:28:23
There's never a reason.
00:28:24
Because I'm not the second
00:28:26
letter.
00:28:28
Like, the word assembly is always
00:28:31
abbreviated as.
00:28:34
And that's so dumb.
00:28:36
So dumb. Yeah.
00:28:37
I don't like a, I don't like initials that
00:28:40
or acronyms that take longer to write or say than the actual word.
00:28:45
Right.
00:28:46
So a lot of times, like
00:28:48
assembly was, I always see it as us
00:28:54
apostrophe.
00:28:57
What's this I want
00:28:59
I want to know who parked my car in this classroom.
00:29:03
And I want to know now.
00:29:06
At school, no one wants to talk.
00:29:10
Fine,
00:29:11
because I will find out who did this.
00:29:14
And when I do drink,
00:29:17
I will do bad things to him.
00:29:19
So very bad things
00:29:23
I didn't do. This was a paper.
00:29:24
Did not do it.
00:29:28
All right, class, take your seats.
00:29:32
Now whatever.
00:29:32
Please open your textbooks page.
00:29:35
It's a little longer than I thought I'd to say.
00:29:37
Why are you sitting?
00:29:38
You're kind of parked in our spots.
00:29:43
Then sit in the car.
00:29:45
Shotgun.
00:29:49
Oh, that's nice spelling, Josh.
00:29:52
Oh, no.
00:29:58
I'm hoping they say something about Sarah.
00:30:02
Objects and me.
00:30:02
Or maybe harder than they appear.
00:30:05
Maybe.
00:30:06
Stop. Enjoy.
00:30:09
Interesting.
00:30:10
Exactly my point.
00:30:12
That was before 2012, right?
00:30:15
Yeah. Well, I mean, it's bad writing.
00:30:17
I it never says it on the rearview mirror, to be clear.
00:30:20
No, you're right.
00:30:22
So that's not,
00:30:25
Yeah, that that's not, I actually to draw straws point.
00:30:29
They may have just changed what they write.
00:30:31
A couple Hebrew letter staves of fortune
00:30:35
when there be evidence of an old one.
00:30:38
I mean, I have a rather old car. It says.
00:30:41
What you said. And I do remember thinking.
00:30:44
Why isn't it?
00:30:45
Sure, because, I mean, because if it's in the exact position of the fisheye,
00:30:48
where it's not either bent or rice or it isn't,
00:30:52
I mean, it's exactly as close as it appears.
00:30:54
So they had to cover their ass.
00:30:55
I remember thinking all that in my head at some point to when I was probably 14
00:30:59
years old, about to drive.
00:31:00
So maybe did say it's something different.
00:31:02
And they, they changed it for efficiency or something.
00:31:06
Then there should be evidence of it.
00:31:10
It should be a picture.
00:31:12
There's not there's not.
00:31:14
Yeah there probably is.
00:31:15
You just haven't looked everywhere.
00:31:17
There's not a picture that we have found yet.
00:31:19
It is so difficult to look every good at the internet.
00:31:23
Detectives are pretty incredible.
00:31:26
I mean they'll, they'll from of the flash in the dark of your picture driving.
00:31:30
They'll tell you where you are.
00:31:33
I, I also got some other feedback
00:31:35
on the monologue last week.
00:31:39
Someone told me
00:31:40
that, The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordon
00:31:44
Lightfoot is 6.5 minutes long.
00:31:48
Wow. That's, like, about as long as the ship took this.
00:31:52
There are Pink Floyd songs that are, like, a half hour.
00:31:55
Love it.
00:31:57
Yeah.
00:31:59
You shouldn't stop until the song's over.
00:32:00
Sometimes the song's not over.
00:32:03
It's just not over.
00:32:05
It's meal prep.
00:32:06
Some shit that doesn't taste like shit.
00:32:08
Grab for chicken breasts and you're gonna.
00:32:10
Thanks. This is. I gotta.
00:32:12
We gotta mark these for rumble, don't we know?
00:32:15
He just swears a lot?
00:32:17
Yeah, but that apparently, even though
00:32:19
everyone else swears with established channels, they don't like that.
00:32:23
Slice them like this
00:32:24
into a bowl, quarter cup soy sauce, half a cup of maple sirup. Two.
00:32:28
So I think what happens is, since probably 95% of the people
00:32:31
that watch YouTube are under 13, as soon as there's one swear word
00:32:36
we could put into this tiny little adult only not HBO level, but you know, or not
00:32:43
general population, it doesn't matter that I don't care about YouTube.
00:32:47
I found out this week we don't feel the blues anywhere.
00:32:52
You get your podcasts, I,
00:32:55
I uploaded, or downloaded.
00:32:58
Yeah. Downloaded.
00:33:01
A, an app that
00:33:04
just broadcasts, you know, gives me podcasts.
00:33:08
And just on a whim, I didn't fly dragonfly.
00:33:11
I guess who came up,
00:33:14
first, like six, six, probably Joe Rogan.
00:33:19
No. Well, yeah.
00:33:20
The flagrant podcast, like.
00:33:23
Okay, that one's good.
00:33:24
I like that.
00:33:24
I like the, you know, 4 or 5 communities.
00:33:27
It's hard to tell people that we did not copy that in any way, shape or form.
00:33:31
But I mean, because it's only like two letters off, right? It
00:33:36
and fledge predates all of the internet.
00:33:40
Right.
00:33:41
But the podcast doesn't.
00:33:42
So that's, you know, people. Yeah.
00:33:45
People. Yeah.
00:33:45
There's that there's a ginger.
00:33:48
You're going to fucking great it
00:33:49
throw it in the chicken mix this and leave it in the fridge overnight.
00:33:52
It's tomorrow Robin oven chicken goes on.
00:33:54
Sprinkle of salt broccoli trick dumb ass.
00:33:57
You just grab it by here and let them do that.
00:34:00
And they all the probably trick or I.
00:34:03
Oh that's not a trick. That's how you cut broccoli.
00:34:07
What?
00:34:08
What do you do, pull them apart?
00:34:11
No, I have people for that.
00:34:16
He's wasting a little bit of broccoli.
00:34:18
What's he going to do with that? Just pitch it.
00:34:20
Yeah, perfectly.
00:34:22
Make half the amount of marinade you made for the chicken
00:34:24
and just drizzle it on a little bit of chili flake.
00:34:27
Wait, why don't we have to make the marinade?
00:34:30
Yeah.
00:34:33
I don't know why is it marinade.
00:34:35
But you marinate with marinade.
00:34:39
Oh yeah.
00:34:40
It's just one one letter switch.
00:34:43
But it's different.
00:34:44
Same thing between the substance and the do the verb.
00:34:48
Sorry I took a note about your,
00:34:52
So when you open when you're opening question,
00:34:54
did you already know what the parody was before you ask that question? No.
00:35:00
Tell me there's no God that's.
00:35:01
Do those those there's no coincidences.
00:35:03
There's no big or small coincidences. There's.
00:35:05
Oh, I thought you were. Wait a minute.
00:35:08
That reminds me. I've got this.
00:35:11
How could I have done that?
00:35:12
It was with.
00:35:12
Oh, I guess you started asking that question a lot, so that's possible.
00:35:15
But no, I set this stuff up the day before, and I didn't have a new parody.
00:35:18
That's an old parody. Very old.
00:35:20
It's like old as Christ.
00:35:22
Yeah. Oh, I remember it.
00:35:24
Oh, I'm like, I didn't, I didn't.
00:35:26
The rap part was really good.
00:35:28
There's no way you would know.
00:35:30
No, I did not know.
00:35:31
I'd write into it.
00:35:33
Yeah, it really did.
00:35:34
It was, it was, it was, it was really smooth.
00:35:37
It was almost as if we planned it.
00:35:38
But man, I did not plan it. Nope.
00:35:42
I mean, I planned on playing that parody and I don't know
00:35:45
how long, and I planned on asking why you're all looking at me.
00:35:49
I kept checking my screen.
00:35:50
I'm like, it's the title screen.
00:35:52
Do you think the goat is an old man?
00:35:55
My, this is what I had on there.
00:35:58
So I'm like the old man on the screen.
00:36:02
Oh, set your oven to 420.
00:36:05
But I was kind of talking to the viewers that were looking at me
00:36:09
chicken and just drizzle a little bit of.
00:36:11
We let off with the chili flakes on top.
00:36:14
Set your oven to 425.
00:36:15
Both of these go in at the same time after 30 minutes.
00:36:18
This is what you got.
00:36:19
Broil it for the last two minutes, right?
00:36:21
Do you know how to make rice? A little bit of sesame seed on top?
00:36:24
And that I don't know how to make rice.
00:36:26
How you make a healthy teriyaki bowl.
00:36:29
Let me know. Okay. Here's how you make rice.
00:36:32
Two cups of water.
00:36:34
One cup of rice leaves, a cup of rice sitting on the counter
00:36:38
to the water and boiling.
00:36:39
Dump the rice in the boiling water.
00:36:42
Stir until yum yum.
00:36:46
No problem.
00:36:46
Shit that doesn't taste like shit.
00:36:48
Grab for chicken broth,
00:36:51
actually cover it and,
00:36:53
and turn off the heat after I literally I'm no.
00:36:58
So I don't have a stinger yet, but I have a new round for flat ranch live trivia.
00:37:03
Oh no kidding.
00:37:05
So the first thing that I noticed is most of the answers
00:37:08
were indeed B again, B so
00:37:13
I'm not going to say the answers in order.
00:37:17
Okay?
00:37:18
We're not even going to make a multiple choice.
00:37:21
Good.
00:37:23
This one says Gary's long run, long running hidden message
00:37:27
across the show titles.
00:37:28
And yes, with a sequence that includes what?
00:37:37
C that's a pretty good reason, because we don't know what it is.
00:37:41
I think what they're asking for is what were the last show titles?
00:37:45
Oh, goats, fields, broccoli
00:37:50
in that order. Yes.
00:37:54
All right.
00:37:57
See you then.
00:37:58
Some of the questions it just keeps asking over and over again.
00:38:00
I said it not to.
00:38:02
What was episode 20? Topic C that's that's incredible.
00:38:04
I there's no way I would know that without looking.
00:38:07
I got this, I got this
00:38:10
magic.
00:38:13
No, it was either mattresses.
00:38:18
Mattresses. No.
00:38:19
Magnets. Yes. Mummies.
00:38:22
Okay, that narrowed it down to two right away
00:38:24
because I know two of them were never titles. Yes.
00:38:28
I don't know the answers to these either, by the way.
00:38:30
So I can play long.
00:38:31
Oh, it's matrices
00:38:34
indeed, I don't know,
00:38:37
I named it.
00:38:42
What was the jokey Mount
00:38:43
Rushmore of mattress brands that Gary listed?
00:38:46
Okay, Sealy.
00:38:52
Crap that fizzled out fast.
00:38:54
Sealy.
00:38:55
Serta, Beautyrest and Tempurpedic.
00:38:58
Or was it Stearns and Foster?
00:39:00
Serta Sealy Beautyrest?
00:39:01
Or was it purple?
00:39:02
Casper, tuft and Needle or Nectar or the last one?
00:39:07
Was it Posturepedic seven.
00:39:08
Stearns and Foster and Sealy.
00:39:09
Simmons.
00:39:12
Nope. No. Simmons.
00:39:13
It was Stearns and Foster.
00:39:15
Serta. Sealy and Beautyrest.
00:39:17
Stearns and foster.
00:39:18
Sounds like a gun manufacturer.
00:39:20
Sounds like a beer.
00:39:21
It was. By the way, that was answer B.
00:39:24
Thank you.
00:39:25
It was all right.
00:39:27
Or B, that.
00:39:30
All right, let's do one more and then we'll move on.
00:39:32
Yeah. These are more fun. What?
00:39:33
I don't know.
00:39:37
Whoa.
00:39:39
That's really all.
00:39:39
What was the annual contest prize?
00:39:42
The survivalist zombie prepper Gary met at Hoist Lake was designing.
00:39:46
That's it. I read it exactly how it's read.
00:39:48
That's the grammar I've ever.
00:39:50
I know, I know this because I was there.
00:39:53
Yeah, I was at one of those retreats that
00:39:57
it was not a retreat.
00:39:58
I was backwoods. Camping was my way,
00:40:02
and we invited him.
00:40:03
In fact, it was part of the I wasn't invited
00:40:08
then that part of that story was included in the the the montage.
00:40:13
So what was the price?
00:40:16
It was a shovel.
00:40:20
A brain and shovel.
00:40:24
A multi-purpose zombie
00:40:25
training shovel that could also decapitate.
00:40:29
Right.
00:40:30
Or, as I just said, a branding shovel.
00:40:34
That's my brain and shovel.
00:40:36
Insert closing variants.
00:40:39
Trivia stinger. Oh, yeah.
00:40:42
Yeah, we'll fix that and post.
00:40:55
Live from the fledge Rats news desk.
00:41:00
Breaking news.
00:41:00
Bigfoot has been spotted in Connecticut or connected company.
00:41:04
Apparently, researchers say sighting is credible.
00:41:08
I have two questions for that.
00:41:12
What were they researching?
00:41:14
If they were researching Bigfoot, then it's not credible.
00:41:18
I believe that that is some type of,
00:41:23
cottage industry.
00:41:28
For your, you
00:41:30
road noise.
00:41:31
Are you going to be driving for a while?
00:41:32
I can save your videos, but I cannot hear you.
00:41:38
Which is fine.
00:41:39
Okay, that's the point.
00:41:41
I'm assuming there's road noise.
00:41:43
There's road noise.
00:41:44
I cannot believe I tried every, suppression to to make me better.
00:41:48
Do you have to save the Bigfoot video?
00:41:49
Bigfoot?
00:41:50
What the fuck is Bigfoot?
00:41:51
No, that speaks for itself.
00:41:53
I didn't even watch it, so I'd be curious, but, Yeah, it's always good.
00:41:58
One Bigfoot is cited.
00:42:00
And why is it always good? Find it credible.
00:42:02
Which researchers are we talking about?
00:42:04
Are these Bigfoot researchers or like regular researchers?
00:42:07
Same exact question I asked. Perfect question.
00:42:10
First is if they're Bigfoot researchers,
00:42:12
that's a cottage industry and we don't give a fuck.
00:42:14
But if they're like they were researching the quality of the soil
00:42:18
or the bug insect, whatever they happen to see
00:42:23
the most beautiful girl in the world.
00:42:26
What?
00:42:29
Should I zoom in on that?
00:42:30
I can do that.
00:42:32
I can do that.
00:42:36
Do you add stuff to that?
00:42:37
Still? You're on mute. Gary. Unmute.
00:42:40
No I'm not.
00:42:42
Oh, you're just quiet.
00:42:44
Yeah,
00:42:45
yeah, I added this this week.
00:42:49
Once we do Bigfoot
00:42:51
I've got all kinds of goat stuff.
00:42:55
Raccoons.
00:42:56
Actually, I don't,
00:42:59
bobcats, that sort of things.
00:43:01
Wait, I thought they were going to.
00:43:02
Oh, it's a sighting. It's not even a recording.
00:43:05
Fuck off.
00:43:06
So it wouldn't surprise me if there's a Bigfoot.
00:43:10
Like how smart they are.
00:43:11
Look how smart they. I better do.
00:43:13
The Bigfoot better
00:43:14
be on this fucking trail cam or backyard cam if they set this up.
00:43:17
Showed this on the thumbnail.
00:43:20
Started the video with this and it has nothing to do with it.
00:43:23
I'm going to be irritated.
00:43:25
I'm going to be slightly, slightly irritated.
00:43:28
Oh, raccoons.
00:43:30
The last thing they want is you to be like that sort of thing.
00:43:33
So it wouldn't surprise me if there's got nipples.
00:43:37
Can you milk him a Bigfoot to think there's a squatch in these woods?
00:43:43
Not so. No.
00:43:44
See, a lot of neighbors in town and at the.
00:43:47
Did he say squatch or squat?
00:43:51
Squatch last Wednesday?
00:43:53
But it is. Okay.
00:43:55
Like I have never seen a Bigfoot.
00:43:56
Bigfoot field researchers organization is dedicated
00:43:59
to document incredible encounters with the creature groups.
00:44:02
There's a reported Bigfoot sighting in the early hours of July 5th.
00:44:05
Took place here on Wylie School Road, just a couple hundred feet west of George
00:44:10
Hill Road.
00:44:10
Maybe it was just a goat.
00:44:11
It was still descriptive.
00:44:13
The researchers gave the built in credibility.
00:44:16
So probably. Did you catch that goat?
00:44:20
Yeah.
00:44:21
No. You were speaking ago. Yeah.
00:44:24
I was, we were at,
00:44:26
with my girlfriend's family and befriended, some winery owners that,
00:44:31
I don't know, winery by the cottage, blah, blah, blah,
00:44:33
over by miss, and, some dude comes, like, we're hanging out there
00:44:37
and talking to the owners. Is bullshitting.
00:44:39
And all of a sudden, like, some dude comes running in
00:44:41
and he goes, oh, have you guys seen my horse?
00:44:43
And it's like, it was like a miniature.
00:44:44
It was either a miniature horse.
00:44:45
Maybe it was a fucking,
00:44:48
I don't know, miniature horse.
00:44:49
Maybe it was a goat.
00:44:51
I don't want to say it was a goat, but I don't think it was a goat. But,
00:44:55
But yeah, like the the owner wanted to, like, bullshit.
00:44:58
And the guy was like, no, I like, I gotta go, I got to get my goat.
00:45:02
But, yeah, cool story.
00:45:04
Yeah.
00:45:04
So it could have been a goat.
00:45:11
Gave it their highest.
00:45:12
Okay. Let's see.
00:45:13
There's no there's no footage of it.
00:45:15
Here's the credibility.
00:45:16
You got to listen to this sentence here. It was so descriptive.
00:45:19
The researchers gave it their highest level of credibility.
00:45:22
So probably I got you unmuted so we could hear that.
00:45:25
But I'm going to unmute.
00:45:25
You know what it said was the descript wait.
00:45:28
I'll just let you hear it one more time because it's grouped of the researchers
00:45:32
got the highest 100ft west of George Hill Road here.
00:45:35
This real eyewitness account was so descriptive,
00:45:37
the researchers gave it their highest level of credibility.
00:45:40
So the eyewitness account was so descriptive
00:45:47
that they gave it their highest credibility.
00:45:50
What if he's just a really good storyteller?
00:45:52
Yeah, he's just creative or on drugs or.
00:45:56
I mean, like, what do you what?
00:45:58
This is the most beautiful, beautiful red leaves I've ever seen.
00:46:00
He was, like, seven feet tall, had really
00:46:03
big feet, big hands, was mostly hairy.
00:46:06
There was teeth like like, I don't know how descriptive.
00:46:11
Like, you could go on for days about what
00:46:14
Bigfoot would look like.
00:46:16
One of the best signs of a lie is extra details,
00:46:20
right?
00:46:22
Yeah, I always say, I don't care.
00:46:24
I'm gonna be late for work or I'm going to.
00:46:25
I'm sorry we're stuck at blah, blah, blah.
00:46:27
And you know, it's my mom. She.
00:46:29
I don't care.
00:46:30
Stop lying.
00:46:31
Just hurry up and get here.
00:46:34
Probably a guy running around with a costume on who knows what.
00:46:38
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Yeah.
00:46:40
Is this the guy who gave this runaround?
00:46:42
The costume man?
00:46:43
Is this the guy that gave the description so descriptive
00:46:45
that's superfluous? The.
00:46:48
No, no, that was so. This isn't the guy.
00:46:51
So this is.
00:46:52
This is probably the goods.
00:46:52
A different guy costume, man. Okay.
00:46:55
And the there curves.
00:46:57
Probably some guy with the costume on probably.
00:47:00
That was pretty
00:47:02
doubts.
00:47:03
The account given by the witness.
00:47:05
Thank you. Knows what it's like.
00:47:06
Like driving around in the middle of the night
00:47:08
and some things just aren't what they appear.
00:47:10
It's amazing what your mind can do with shadows and things like that.
00:47:14
Yeah.
00:47:14
Left side on the right side of your, you know, you're dehydrated.
00:47:18
The neighbor.
00:47:18
Questions of sasquatches even exist anywhere in the country.
00:47:22
The guy was dehydrated. Cameras.
00:47:23
No one should have accurately captured in him.
00:47:26
He was he a doctor when he was driving around, and he could be dehydrated.
00:47:31
And you can tell by the lab coat.
00:47:33
Yeah. No, I know when I'm driving.
00:47:35
I'm thirsty right now, and I'm hallucinating, you know?
00:47:38
Yeah, it's
00:47:39
it's not Thursday right now.
00:47:43
That's Thursday, not Thursday.
00:47:46
Oh, okay.
00:47:48
Is a society with cameras.
00:47:50
I learned that on this show is
00:47:52
I learned a lot on this show, which is either a statement
00:47:55
by was needed for also,
00:47:58
we're going to get Bigfoot on a flock camera at some point.
00:48:01
Be great.
00:48:01
You would think it was just everywhere.
00:48:05
So you would think oddly.
00:48:07
I don't think we will.
00:48:09
I watched your guys's debate on Flock Camera, and I.
00:48:13
I don't think you guys are
00:48:16
as opposed to it as you think you are.
00:48:19
Well I'm great.
00:48:21
I'm absolutely opposed.
00:48:23
Brady.
00:48:23
As opposed and and draw doesn't care.
00:48:27
But you can both argue the opposite side as well.
00:48:31
Pretty well.
00:48:33
That's a master debater.
00:48:35
Give me whichever side I'll argue it.
00:48:37
I did I love the Brady Indoor show.
00:48:40
I watched it again.
00:48:41
I rewatched the whole show last week.
00:48:46
I wish Luke would.
00:48:47
That was the we didn't really get go until the flock.
00:48:49
Like that was pretty much the topic of our,
00:48:53
I noticed field.
00:48:55
You know what I look forward to?
00:48:57
Whatever.
00:48:58
For whatever reason, the Infinity mirror,
00:49:02
right?
00:49:03
It's I don't think I.
00:49:04
Oh, I don't think I did it last time.
00:49:06
No you didn't.
00:49:07
I was waiting for it, and I just.
00:49:09
The show ended.
00:49:10
Yeah.
00:49:11
You got to keep, you know, you got to shake it up.
00:49:12
The last, last week's show is more for us than them.
00:49:16
I'm sure you said this on the monologue.
00:49:18
I think I heard you said we don't give the people what they want.
00:49:20
We give them what they need.
00:49:22
What they need.
00:49:23
As a matter of fact, I learned that.
00:49:25
And then I decided, since I learned that I should
00:49:28
everyone should learn that because that's what they need to learn.
00:49:32
Yeah.
00:49:33
So that's why I made it.
00:49:35
My opening question.
00:49:38
The old guy on your screen, that's me.
00:49:40
Something is escaping everyone nationwide.
00:49:43
Or, you know, there would have to be a group of these things in isolated areas.
00:49:46
Still, the nearby Patchogue State Forest is the largest
00:49:49
in the state, more than 26,000 acres.
00:49:53
This is where draws heading.
00:49:55
Those are all facts.
00:49:57
It's a big park.
00:49:58
Yeah, yeah, but that doesn't mean there's Bigfoot there
00:50:01
because of thick, dense woods and enough water sources.
00:50:04
Richard Vidor has lived in town for three decades and says,
00:50:08
if Bigfoot is in Connecticut, I love this Kermit the Frog
00:50:13
story.
00:50:14
Yeah, the most likely location every once in a while.
00:50:17
So now you hear it too thick, dense woods and enough water sources.
00:50:21
Richard Dawkins lived at the home for three.
00:50:23
Didn't do. Kermit, this is big from Connecticut.
00:50:26
This might be the most likely location every once in a while, if it's really
00:50:29
quiet and still, you'll hear like a branch popping in the distance, you know?
00:50:34
Makes you wonder, oh, what?
00:50:35
What's walking around back there?
00:50:38
A fucking squirrel or a goddamn earlier, you dumb ass squirrel?
00:50:43
Yeah, it happens all the time.
00:50:44
I've got fucking woods, like just shit.
00:50:46
This is stick Falls on its own.
00:50:49
It's actually nothing at all with the tree.
00:50:51
But see, until we
00:50:52
prove there is no Bigfoot, I must have an open mind.
00:50:55
Could it could have been a big Bigfoot just as much as it could.
00:50:58
One world, maybe not quite as much, but to some extent, not at all.
00:51:04
In some alternate universe, it was Bigfoot.
00:51:08
Black bears.
00:51:11
What if there's little foot?
00:51:16
From the land Before Time.
00:51:19
Is that.
00:51:20
Yeah, that isn't it? Yeah.
00:51:22
I'm just saying it's more likely that if there is going to be something
00:51:25
that's half missing or half cape, you know, hairy,
00:51:30
it's not going to be hairy and gigantic.
00:51:31
It's probably going to be hairy and human sized,
00:51:35
more likely hairy and carry
00:51:39
you've seen those Greek dudes there.
00:51:41
I mean, if one of those was walking naked through the forest,
00:51:43
you'd be like, dude, there's a little foot.
00:51:48
Or not?
00:51:52
I'll be right back.
00:51:54
I have to go find a new jabber
00:51:57
about a new jabber.
00:52:00
What equestrian term is the episode
00:52:03
titled roughshod, taken from?
00:52:08
Is it,
00:52:08
breaking a wild horse, spurring a horse, excessively
00:52:12
hammering nails into horseshoes without care for the horse's comfort,
00:52:15
or riding without a saddle?
00:52:20
I always thought it was riding without a saddle.
00:52:22
That does not look like the right answer.
00:52:24
Looks like it's, See?
00:52:25
Hammering nails into horseshoes without care for the horses.
00:52:29
Comfort. Is,
00:52:34
Are you taking a shit?
00:52:39
All right, you know what?
00:52:40
This is a perfect time to do this.
00:52:41
We'll just move right onto this lady.
00:52:44
You haven't arrived anywhere, so
00:52:46
I shouldn't ever watch horseshoes.
00:52:50
Please, please, please fix me.
00:52:54
Horse and Beth.
00:52:55
Always. Please, please.
00:52:58
Here it is. Horses.
00:53:00
Please.
00:53:00
Please, please just.
00:53:03
Oh, us. Oh,
00:53:07
I almost got it.
00:53:09
For a decade.
00:53:10
Also, I've complained that businesses seem content with quantum mechanics.
00:53:12
After this, they don't try to fix its problems.
00:53:14
Rather, they tell themselves and everyone tell me not to believe it.
00:53:17
Did she say quantum mechanics ass as it is
00:53:22
contempt with quantum mechanics?
00:53:23
Answer this.
00:53:24
They don't try to fix its problems.
00:53:25
Rather they tell themselves quantum mechanics.
00:53:28
It is
00:53:30
physicist contempt with quantum mechanics.
00:53:32
Answer this. They don't try to fix its problems.
00:53:34
Rather they tell themselves and everyone dumb enough to believe it,
00:53:37
that we must accept the quantum weirdness.
00:53:39
When I was, did she just call me dumb?
00:53:44
They've glorified the strangeness of quantum mechanics
00:53:47
so much it's become basically impossible for them to move beyond it.
00:53:50
If something makes no sense, don't fix it.
00:53:52
Give it a mysterious name and start a podcast.
00:53:54
And yet, today I have a team of physicists who've done exactly that.
00:53:57
They've looked for the origin of quantum physics and found at least a possible one
00:54:01
that's intriguing because physicists said it's impossible.
00:54:03
Let's have a look.
00:54:04
One of the biggest mysteries
00:54:05
on foundations of physics is one you might never have thought about.
00:54:08
Causality was the you state we never even think about it.
00:54:10
Flip a switch and the light goes on. Cause and effect.
00:54:12
Simple enough unless you have children, in which case
00:54:14
the effect just happens and the cause denies involvement.
00:54:16
But where does causal order come from?
00:54:18
Why is the world so neat and orderly?
00:54:20
The authors of the new paper say actually it isn't.
00:54:22
Causality doesn't fundamentally exist any more than, say, a liquid does.
00:54:25
Liquid is fundamentally made of particles,
00:54:27
yet the particles themselves aren't liquid.
00:54:29
That just doesn't make any sense. The liquid.
00:54:31
This is an emergent behavior for a large collection of particles.
00:54:33
The authors of the New People say causality is like suck.
00:54:35
It doesn't exist on the fundamental level.
00:54:37
It's an emergent behavior we observe.
00:54:39
For many quantum particles, the reason I find
00:54:41
this interesting is not just that it could explain the origin of causality.
00:54:44
It's also that causality is one of the reasons
00:54:46
why it's so difficult to combine quantum physics with gravity,
00:54:49
because I've been looking for such a combination,
00:54:51
a theory of quantum gravity for almost a century.
00:54:53
But the issue is that any such theory of quantum
00:54:55
gravity is a quantum theory of space and time.
00:54:57
This means it must have superpositions of different space and time structures.
00:55:01
Both the space time structure defines causality.
00:55:04
What?
00:55:05
But this means that a theory of quantum gravity no longer has causality.
00:55:09
It has what's been called an indefinite causal structure.
00:55:12
You can't tell whether the switch turned on the light or the light
00:55:14
flipped the switch, which doesn't just sound nuts,
00:55:16
but it's hard to make sense of mathematical.
00:55:19
The authors could solve this problem because you no longer have to combine
00:55:22
quantum physics with gravity.
00:55:23
Rather, both could come out of one deep a framework
00:55:26
that has no definite causality.
00:55:27
Actually, the idea isn't entirely new.
00:55:29
It seems that until now we thought it had been proved to be impossible.
00:55:32
The authors of the new paper now say, yes, it's actually possible.
00:55:34
Their paper's very maths heavy, but it works
00:55:36
with what they call a quantum box or Q box for short.
00:55:39
This is just any kind of quantum event I can possibly how you can think of it,
00:55:43
for example, as an interaction of elementary particles.
00:55:45
These quantum boxes are connected without any particular causal order.
00:55:48
So you don't know.
00:55:50
Q was on our list of someone's, goats.
00:55:57
Yeah.
00:55:58
I started asking everybody I met for their Mount Rushmore of goats,
00:56:03
which caused the authors of the papers.
00:56:05
We'll get to it after her and show that you get from physics.
00:56:08
You need to average over
00:56:09
one side of the boxes, input that one side becomes the past.
00:56:12
And they call this process hyper decoherence.
00:56:14
Okay. After it's not what they did, it's what I think they should have done.
00:56:17
They just introduce this hyper decoherence
00:56:19
and declare that there is a past and future.
00:56:21
I think, though, that this isn't necessary.
00:56:23
You just need a time order for time as a construct.
00:56:26
You can't just do that consistently.
00:56:28
I give this, I have to just do that paper a five out of ten on the bullshit meter.
00:56:31
The good part is that they show indeed you got quantum mechanics also.
00:56:34
We know and like it.
00:56:35
The bad part is that they put in too many assumptions.
00:56:37
It's a bit like baking bread and saying you've discovered flour.
00:56:40
So let me be clear.
00:56:40
This paper is not a new theory of everything,
00:56:42
but I think it's a step in the right direction.
00:56:44
I've become very frustrated with physicists who preach quantum glue,
00:56:47
like the idea that we can somehow erase the past with quantum.
00:56:50
We should have a show on woohoo! Magic.
00:56:52
All that. A particle and its spin can be different places.
00:56:54
All the particles have negative time and similar nonsense.
00:56:57
What these examples all have in common
00:56:58
is that if you actually look at the maths, that's not what it says at this point.
00:57:01
I think physicists are just making up
00:57:02
fancy stories for their calculations to baffle journalists.
00:57:06
In any case, I work on this paper because it's trying to replace quantum physics
00:57:09
with a better, more fundamental theory that hopefully will make more sense.
00:57:13
Or maybe,
00:57:18
Sabine, you've got a little cocaine on your lapel.
00:57:21
What would just be even more confused?
00:57:24
I used to receive a lot of spam calls after my cell phone number
00:57:27
leaked, probably from some online shops, and now it's gone.
00:57:31
Used to use
00:57:32
this is why I've signed up to incognito who've been sponsoring this video.
00:57:35
Oh oh sponsored.
00:57:37
Gotcha.
00:57:43
Yeah, that was a little bit, beyond me.
00:57:45
Apparently somebody said something that's not something.
00:57:48
But now that's all right. What's this?
00:57:51
What's this?
00:57:53
What's what?
00:57:53
Yeah.
00:57:58
You know, this is it's a mattress spring.
00:58:02
Yes it is.
00:58:03
Do you have any stories that you like to share about this?
00:58:06
A series that you have about, as we mentioned it.
00:58:10
But now that I've got the actual evidence in my hand,
00:58:14
would you like to tell
00:58:16
our viewers what you think this represents?
00:58:20
Or if there's some evidence that we could
00:58:24
gain spring from spring theory?
00:58:26
Spring theory?
00:58:27
You occasionally poke your balls with the.
00:58:30
It is very pokey.
00:58:35
Is it black?
00:58:41
Rubber looks like a part
00:58:44
jumper.
00:58:46
Okay, well, that that's a good place to guess.
00:58:49
Where is part?
00:58:50
Yeah,
00:58:52
I'm parked in my new truck.
00:58:53
I got a new truck.
00:58:55
Oh, you got a new truck?
00:58:56
You know, Colorado?
00:58:58
No, I got a silver, I don't know.
00:59:00
Oh, yeah.
00:59:01
You deployed style, I need it, I need a more space.
00:59:05
I can't pick on you for having a girl truck anymore.
00:59:09
My wife tried to. Colorado.
00:59:11
It's too big. Wait.
00:59:12
Don't you don't you have an Aztec?
00:59:14
But I drive an Allen.
00:59:17
It's a full size truck.
00:59:19
No, it's a crew cab.
00:59:21
It's a it's got a five.
00:59:23
It's got 5.7l of displacement.
00:59:26
It is a beast.
00:59:27
You don't even displacement.
00:59:31
That means you're trying to move black people out of the city.
00:59:34
Yes. I dare you.
00:59:37
Yeah, that's what they know.
00:59:39
That's where they belong.
00:59:40
I've also got the spring.
00:59:45
Yeah. I want to know you.
00:59:46
And you. I mean,
00:59:50
if anybody is missing a loved one that was, you know, kidnaped
00:59:54
or you have no leads, I think the suspect is the Minnesota.
00:59:58
Yeah.
01:00:00
Allegedly. That is in Oregon.
01:00:02
That is not where the suspect is,
01:00:05
right?
01:00:06
I know, I know, we've we have that, like second hand knowledge.
01:00:10
Even worse probably for the people who,
01:00:14
you know, where in the world is draw.
01:00:18
You know, what is blue called
01:00:21
like down in
01:00:24
Dunedin.
01:00:24
Are you in with say about it.
01:00:26
Is that explain to tell the story
01:00:31
like that clears up where he's been.
01:00:33
But the loudest thing about him is the closet that he's in.
01:00:38
Well, tell me where in the world
01:00:42
drew.
01:00:43
Yo, general,
01:00:45
I have a guess.
01:00:48
Where's that?
01:00:49
Are you in Cleveland, Ohio? No.
01:00:53
Okay. Is that the.
01:00:54
Is that the moon or is that a street light?
01:00:57
That is a
01:00:59
moonlight. Nevermind.
01:01:01
As soon as he went farther, technically.
01:01:05
Yeah, those are the only two options.
01:01:06
Brady.
01:01:07
It's not illuminating a street at all, so I don't know what I think.
01:01:10
Street light is more of a generic term for like, I was street light in my backyard.
01:01:15
Is it an outdoor, like a parking lot?
01:01:17
Like, you know, parking lot? Like.
01:01:19
Yeah. That's the first time I've ever heard that word in my life.
01:01:23
Park, parking lot lights.
01:01:24
You say this is the parking lot?
01:01:27
Which makes no sense.
01:01:28
But that's what you say.
01:01:30
Okay?
01:01:37
Yeah, I try to do that as gospel truth.
01:01:41
It's dark outside.
01:01:42
I drove.
01:01:44
Okay.
01:01:45
So you drove your Silverado all the way to Indianapolis?
01:01:52
Draw?
01:01:54
That's pretty crazy, but,
01:01:58
Yeah.
01:02:02
Yeah.
01:02:03
You mean. Yeah. You answered it. It's over. All right.
01:02:05
No, no, no. It's incorrect.
01:02:07
Oh, okay.
01:02:09
What,
01:02:11
what did drive your new Silverado?
01:02:14
I like your new Silverado.
01:02:15
It's black. Right?
01:02:16
Yeah. No. It's white.
01:02:18
You got a white one.
01:02:20
You say, you like the Silverado, but you haven't even seen it.
01:02:24
Yeah.
01:02:24
No, no, I don't like it because it's white.
01:02:27
Yeah, white paint is the worst.
01:02:29
But that's bull crap.
01:02:31
When it's clean, your paint's the worst.
01:02:34
My paint's green.
01:02:35
My paint happens to be the worst.
01:02:38
Yeah I went with the navy blue.
01:02:39
Metallic blue, which was supposed to be the safest, but they just changed.
01:02:43
They took the lead out of it or some kind of bullshit.
01:02:46
You know, they made it safer.
01:02:47
So now every rock
01:02:49
goes to right to bare metal.
01:02:50
And I have to fucking keep touching it up,
01:02:55
Yeah.
01:02:55
I wouldn't own bother.
01:02:57
I, I accept that, but yeah, white white is the most flake iest paint.
01:03:01
This is coming from somebody who does the robotic automotive paint booth.
01:03:06
Booth, did you drive back to Tennessee?
01:03:10
No, but it was a similar distance.
01:03:14
Oh, Canada.
01:03:15
You drove across that bridge, didn't you?
01:03:18
Yeah, I think you went to Wisconsin.
01:03:20
Fuck that red
01:03:23
did not go to Wisconsin.
01:03:25
Okay.
01:03:26
Every similar distance.
01:03:27
Yeah. The last the other place.
01:03:30
Well, you hit Kentucky on the way to Tennessee, so.
01:03:33
Right.
01:03:34
Brown.
01:03:36
The city that's in two different states.
01:03:38
That's where you are.
01:03:40
No, but you're getting warmer.
01:03:44
Oh, really?
01:03:49
What a fuck.
01:03:50
Start a conversation like that.
01:03:55
Let me look at a map first. So.
01:03:57
All right, well, you do that, we're gonna
01:04:00
let me look at the overlap.
01:04:02
Look at this.
01:04:03
We're going to look at this.
01:04:04
Check this out. Here we go.
01:04:06
We're
01:04:08
making us mad in.
01:04:11
An US map.
01:04:13
Yeah.
01:04:17
Yeah. So.
01:04:19
And it's the.
01:04:21
Look at that fool bitch.
01:04:23
You're in North Carolina.
01:04:25
Zoomed in on you.
01:04:26
There. There you go. Look at that son of a bitch.
01:04:30
You could have gotten to Kansas.
01:04:34
You could also get all the way across Pennsylvania.
01:04:37
Look at the truck, you dumb fuck.
01:04:39
Oh, I love your truck.
01:04:41
Look at the truck. Okay, I do like it.
01:04:43
I like the murdered out. Why?
01:04:46
Oh, yeah. Okay.
01:04:47
Never mind, I like it.
01:04:50
Yeah, I know the logos are black, though.
01:04:52
Yeah, to me means there'd be red all over it.
01:04:55
Black and white.
01:04:57
It's not.
01:04:58
Look at the, the wheel wells.
01:05:00
They're black like murdered out black murdered out.
01:05:06
Yeah.
01:05:07
Look at the wheel wells.
01:05:09
Yeah, that's pretty.
01:05:11
It's like superior white.
01:05:13
I just did the wheel of my pants
01:05:17
is the supreme use. Like, the same way.
01:05:19
It's like white supreme. It's like.
01:05:21
It's like a it's a very supreme white truck.
01:05:26
It's like green.
01:05:27
It's like a supreme pharmacy.
01:05:29
It's complete white supremacy.
01:05:32
I mean, that's not what I mean.
01:05:35
Why isn't it.
01:05:38
Is it is it a privilege?
01:05:40
It is.
01:05:40
It is the way I Revere. No.
01:05:46
Yeah.
01:05:46
You know, you're in. What did drive?
01:05:49
Where did I drive?
01:05:50
I drove through Maine.
01:05:54
See? That's what someone never won.
01:05:56
State can't get here, so I'm.
01:06:00
What is that?
01:06:01
What would that be? Considered two states away.
01:06:03
The other side of, Illinois.
01:06:05
I'm almost to another state, though.
01:06:10
Okay, so we're
01:06:11
almost going to cross over to another state
01:06:15
in Missouri.
01:06:16
If your state was a color, what color would it be?
01:06:21
Brown.
01:06:23
Chicago.
01:06:24
Oh, I was brown on this map.
01:06:26
You're getting warmer.
01:06:28
Oh, okay. Saint Louis,
01:06:32
that's it's Minnesota.
01:06:34
No, but getting darker.
01:06:38
Okay.
01:06:43
We got to be close.
01:06:43
What did he say?
01:06:44
So in the crux, somewhere in the crux of that area.
01:06:47
So it's I guess he would.
01:06:49
It's a notable town, I guess.
01:06:50
I still got to drive further in the morning, but further.
01:06:55
Farther? I have no farther.
01:06:57
So when to use that?
01:06:58
Guess I'm north north of Saint Louis, but I'm not.
01:07:02
Missouri.
01:07:06
Oh, but you're headed to Oklahoma?
01:07:09
No, you're heading to Nebraska?
01:07:12
No. It's Kansas.
01:07:14
It's like right in the crux of Iowa, Missouri and Illinois is.
01:07:18
But I. Oh, that's very little.
01:07:20
Okay, I'm going to Illinois's Quincy.
01:07:23
Quincy Illinois is where I'm going to tomorrow.
01:07:26
But,
01:07:29
I'm currently.
01:07:32
Currently in
01:07:35
well, around the
01:07:38
Springfield.
01:07:39
Dang it. Illinois. Nice.
01:07:41
Let me turn that off.
01:07:42
Crap about Springfield, Illinois.
01:07:45
Springfield, Illinois is in the Sigmund River.
01:07:48
Town is the county.
01:07:50
That's where.
01:07:51
But Illinois is located in the half of the zip code,
01:07:57
and they have 114,000 residents.
01:08:00
The Springfield School, just 186, is the school district
01:08:04
of Springfield, Illinois.
01:08:06
Springfield, Illinois is the home of Abraham Lincoln and Interstate 72.
01:08:11
Interstate 55 is there.
01:08:13
The Air Combat Museum is there, and the Washington Park Botanical Garden.
01:08:18
The Wye Oaks Mall is also there.
01:08:21
A very nice mall in Springfield, Illinois is the custom
01:08:25
Cup Coffee two and sixth Street Cafe.
01:08:29
Yes, indeed, the Lincoln Home National Historical Site and Lulu's Diner.
01:08:35
Yes, indeed.
01:08:37
The fountain on 66.
01:08:40
The sharks, fish and chicken. Yes, indeed.
01:08:43
The Clock Tower Cafe is also there.
01:08:45
And Henson Robinson Zoo, yes, indeed.
01:08:48
They also have Lake Springfield, and it's the state capital in Illinois.
01:08:54
This is a proper bounce. Springfield, Illinois.
01:08:57
Springfield, Illinois.
01:08:59
Oh, yeah.
01:09:01
So both of you guys say Illinois wrong, but, man,
01:09:06
so that is even worse than that guy's wrath.
01:09:10
Is draw planning his trip around
01:09:14
stopping near one of his rehab destinations, and.
01:09:19
So cool. What?
01:09:22
What?
01:09:23
No, no, it's just because I don't feel like driving the rest of the way, and I.
01:09:26
I don't have to
01:09:28
know.
01:09:31
You have to.
01:09:31
And there's no like, there was no, my, the brand of hotel that I prefer.
01:09:37
There's not, one in the Quincy area.
01:09:41
They don't have one in Quincy.
01:09:42
Oh, they're building new house.
01:09:44
It's not.
01:09:44
It's kind of cool that I looked it up.
01:09:47
It's, It's got this cool.
01:09:50
Church is great. Bridge.
01:09:52
Yeah, yeah, and it's not on any of it.
01:09:56
I don't really
01:09:56
wish I can't go up, up shining big drama.
01:10:00
Talk to slick.
01:10:01
I'll cut through one clean line and I run the room.
01:10:04
I keep it moving. No. Paused.
01:10:05
Boots on the ground when I talk.
01:10:07
You boys know what I'm after.
01:10:08
I say it straight, then I grin with laughter.
01:10:11
Say it again.
01:10:12
Watch me grow.
01:10:14
One breath, and then I let them know.
01:10:18
Oh, don't go stuck in one breath.
01:10:20
Goats talking, one breath I don't stop, I don't fold.
01:10:23
Ball cap on.
01:10:24
But I'm still cold.
01:10:25
Goat stuck in one breath.
01:10:27
Goats talking, one breath.
01:10:29
You can try, you can try.
01:10:30
Still I'm first in this lane. And clock my stride.
01:10:33
No stutter as above. No clutter. Slow below.
01:10:36
Then softer.
01:10:36
When it hits my eye I pull him closer I like a man who keeps on staring.
01:10:40
If he's my type that I'm not.
01:10:42
And you want smooth I bring pressure.
01:10:44
You want me baby, say it louder.
01:10:46
Hold that thought, that spin I'm draw.
01:10:50
You keep checking and don't, don't folks talking in one breath.
01:10:55
Goats talking one world I don't stop I don't fold ball cap on.
01:10:59
But I'm still cold.
01:11:00
Goats talking one breath, goats talking, one breath.
01:11:04
You can try, you can try I still I'm first in this lane.
01:11:15
Try to you freak out the club
01:11:18
because they dare to say hello in your rage.
01:11:23
Quit when the ice serves.
01:11:24
That to go.
01:11:27
Where in the world is the herder?
01:11:31
Drew?
01:11:31
Yo, gira do it.
01:11:34
I'm proud to be myself.
01:11:35
Freeze up to keep that top up.
01:11:40
Chicken that up.
01:11:42
I won't let you out back.
01:11:45
That's all it pays to play them I love come this.
01:11:48
But then again, Lord chicken eyes.
01:11:51
But you can go.
01:11:56
Smooth transition.
01:11:58
My screen was supposed to have this on it.
01:12:01
I was I know.
01:12:05
It's,
01:12:07
chilly.
01:12:13
Did you say kitty?
01:12:15
Yeah.
01:12:18
Okay.
01:12:20
I like this identification.
01:12:23
Is it leads you like, is he misidentified
01:12:25
the dog as a cat, or is he misidentified?
01:12:29
What a great segue.
01:12:30
We have some misidentified players that want to join the NBA.
01:12:33
When we join Rumble very shortly.
01:12:36
You should join us. Oh, dear.
01:12:40
But it looks like this chicken
01:12:41
and this dog or friend.
01:12:45
They play fight.
01:12:47
That's how my big dog fights with my little dog.
01:12:50
A little dog means it.
01:12:51
The big dogs, like, you know, just.
01:12:56
And I like smiling at him, like like that actually closes his mouth, right?
01:13:01
Yeah.
01:13:10
I see, that's good play.
01:13:14
I like this chicken.
01:13:15
Could mean it, but he does it.
01:13:18
But I think
01:13:20
he's no threat to the dog.
01:13:24
I, he could,
01:13:27
When I was brainstorming, the greatest of all time,
01:13:31
Lionel Messi came up,
01:13:34
but then Haley and, like, back.
01:13:38
But, but my long suffering
01:13:40
producer called me out on my sexism, and I am sexist.
01:13:46
And I admit it, but not just.
01:13:49
I was able to come up with one
01:13:51
the greatest
01:13:52
chemist of all time, Madame Curie.
01:13:56
I was going to knock, knock. Who's there?
01:13:57
Gary, you. But see, I didn't do that.
01:14:00
You should have.
01:14:01
No, I wouldn't know, because that's not good.
01:14:03
Radio.
01:14:04
Oh, so I asked a bunch of people, everybody I ran into.
01:14:07
Hey, give me your Mount Rushmore.
01:14:11
Of ghosts.
01:14:12
And that's all I said.
01:14:14
Yeah, and you know what the.
01:14:14
You know what the number one answer was?
01:14:17
I got this
01:14:19
Michael Jordan.
01:14:20
I'm going to need a kid drop right now, but I'll just say it.
01:14:23
It was.
01:14:23
It was what?
01:14:25
Oh. Oh, what?
01:14:28
Oh, yeah. What?
01:14:29
And then I said, I said Mount Rushmore.
01:14:33
Beautiful.
01:14:34
If it's just the for no order, no context.
01:14:38
Your choice. What? Yeah.
01:14:42
What most most people answered sports.
01:14:44
And that was a little.
01:14:46
Yeah, a little a little depressing for me.
01:14:48
For some reason I understand
01:14:49
sports is a great achievement, especially when you see someone.
01:14:53
Oh. I can't do for my time.
01:14:56
Pete Sampras, hands down.
01:14:59
I would say Tiger. Oh, no.
01:15:01
Jack Nicklaus has more.
01:15:03
What, what do they call those Grand Slams?
01:15:07
Say? What more majors has society done?
01:15:11
And then that the goat has to be an athlete.
01:15:13
Can't Nadal Federer cancel each other out
01:15:17
and do more check wins out?
01:15:21
But it's tennis.
01:15:25
Okay.
01:15:25
I mean, are you picking the four goats of tennis ever?
01:15:29
So most people would not answer me until I made terms and I'm like, no context.
01:15:33
You choose.
01:15:34
And most people were just frozen at that point.
01:15:37
Like, I don't understand.
01:15:39
You need to tell me, narrow down.
01:15:41
I'm like, you know, there's like, I never did travel, fictional or non-fictional.
01:15:46
My favorite issue,
01:15:47
though, is I would always tell people, you know, like, what about Jesus?
01:15:50
Because I wanted their reaction after finding me, their answers
01:15:52
after Smurf somebody, an answer
01:15:56
saying Jesus isn't real, he doesn't count.
01:15:58
And then they gave me answers like Flash Gordon.
01:16:02
Yeah,
01:16:04
they were they were all fictional people.
01:16:07
Yeah, but but Jesus, they didn't want to pick Jesus because he doesn't count.
01:16:10
And I was like, but if you pick
01:16:12
if you're picking fictional people, wouldn't Jesus be the greatest fictional?
01:16:16
My my my
01:16:18
my my first two lock in sports ones
01:16:21
were Tom Brady and Wayne Gretzky.
01:16:24
For reasons I've already stated, but it gets tough after that,
01:16:29
like Jordan Muhammad Ali and that is my my my Rushmore.
01:16:32
But I it it pains me to do that.
01:16:39
What about like so we don't have names for these,
01:16:42
but what about the guy who harnessed fire?
01:16:46
It was the one guy.
01:16:48
It was independent in separate places at exactly the same time.
01:16:54
No different than measurables that somebody was a part.
01:16:58
One person was the first to do it.
01:17:03
Okay,
01:17:04
so that's say he didn't have to teach the rest of the world, but,
01:17:09
what about a guy who harness I don't even
01:17:12
I don't even assign honorable mention
01:17:14
harness electricity.
01:17:18
Like that Kyrie.
01:17:19
You see, the one that did, did that Zeke Edison wins that argument
01:17:24
rating and Tesla won the whole friggin Tesla.
01:17:30
What about leaders like Gandhi?
01:17:34
I don't know, I'm not saying you don't have to agree with his politics
01:17:37
or what he did.
01:17:37
I'm just saying it's one of the great dangers con Napoleon
01:17:41
Bonaparte and Adolf Hitler.
01:17:44
Nobody even considers those people.
01:17:48
It's always athletes of the modern day.
01:17:54
I have no trouble naming people.
01:17:56
Come on, give me another category.
01:17:58
Greatest thing.
01:17:59
You know my bowler.
01:18:00
Bowler? Whoa.
01:18:03
Thanks.
01:18:03
Really good job.
01:18:05
They won.
01:18:06
Guy. The fact, the guy with the comb over and the lefty.
01:18:11
You don't watch the PBA? Nope.
01:18:17
You give me the mount, right.
01:18:19
The definitive Mount Rushmore bowler.
01:18:24
I can't really find one.
01:18:26
They went to it, took me to the museum, but it doesn't list any people.
01:18:30
I keep going in search.
01:18:33
Better.
01:18:34
I can do it on the tablet, but I'm sure you can do better IRL.
01:18:38
And I want to know the Mount Rushmore bowler.
01:18:40
Oh, drawers.
01:18:42
You got checked in.
01:18:44
Shannon O'Keefe, Don Carter, Walter Ray Williams, jr.
01:18:48
Parker bond, the third bill, the dude,
01:18:53
the dude. Of course you might.
01:18:55
Tyson. Oh, no. No.
01:18:59
By the way, I don't think.
01:19:01
I don't think Mike
01:19:01
Tyson surpasses Muhammad Ali, so I don't he unless you picked off.
01:19:05
What about Mike Tyson?
01:19:07
Thought that, was it one of the Asian baseball people who you didn't know?
01:19:11
The dude,
01:19:13
I don't know, you know, Mike
01:19:16
Tyson in his prime could have knocked out Muhammad Ali, but he fought dirty.
01:19:20
He one of the one of the most different answers I got from somebody.
01:19:25
Yeah, they said their mom, their dad and their two
01:19:28
brothers, you know, that's to.
01:19:32
That is sweet.
01:19:33
They never met anybody better than that.
01:19:36
Bet it's not the best of all time.
01:19:38
It's the greatest of all time.
01:19:40
Greatness is in the eye of James James Clerk Maxwell,
01:19:45
Papa Smurf, larger ants live, and the son.
01:19:52
Eclectic.
01:19:52
Nobody said music either of anybody that I asked.
01:19:56
Guns N roses man.
01:19:58
John Williams, Mozart.
01:20:01
Beethoven.
01:20:03
Beethoven, I mean,
01:20:04
but so then you have to start getting to, like, a draw argument about, well, what
01:20:08
what is, you know, what contributions is it to the made the most money,
01:20:12
most number, what hits most listeners, most viewers,
01:20:17
veteran.
01:20:17
Okay, okay.
01:20:19
Joey Chestnut.
01:20:23
Yeah.
01:20:23
I mean, yeah, the guy from Jersey shore.
01:20:27
So in order to do this properly
01:20:28
and scientifically, we'd have to pick every category.
01:20:30
We have to pick the greatest in that category.
01:20:32
Then we have to somehow measure which category is greater than others.
01:20:35
Okay.
01:20:36
Kasparov.
01:20:38
Fischer.
01:20:40
Did he do antivirus?
01:20:42
No. Kasparov.
01:20:44
Oh, chess champion was only beaten by Bobby Fischer,
01:20:48
who disappeared for forever after beating Kasparov
01:20:54
and for us to judge the arguably the greatest of all time of chess.
01:21:00
However, he was beaten by one person,
01:21:03
Bobby Fischer, Bobby Fischer.
01:21:06
So he's the greatest of all time.
01:21:08
No, Kasparov is.
01:21:11
But if you beat the greatest of all time, aren't you
01:21:13
by default the greatest?
01:21:17
It drove me nuts.
01:21:19
Drove him nuts.
01:21:22
In order to beat the best, you got to go nuts.
01:21:25
That's that seems a little,
01:21:28
little outrageous.
01:21:31
That's a lot of lines.
01:21:33
It's a lot of nuts.
01:21:34
An unpublished experiment that we did at the lab, which we called plant RNG.
01:21:39
You have a room with no windows, and you have a house plant
01:21:43
that needs light to grow.
01:21:45
Yes. The single growing light up on the roof, the grow.
01:21:48
This is so interesting in one of four quadrants.
01:21:51
And which quadrant that light is showing
01:21:53
is controlled by a random number generator.
01:21:55
So you put the random number generator.
01:21:58
The light has equal chance
01:22:00
of shining in all four quadrants equal to good enough time.
01:22:04
And what you find is the light actually shines far more often on the plant
01:22:07
and on the other coordinates.
01:22:09
It is the leaf itself. Even if you
01:22:13
only in in the word
01:22:14
it was a house plant, then that's a deal breaker for me.
01:22:18
Both are acceptable.
01:22:19
No one's not acceptable.
01:22:22
I'll take your argument and say, well, because more people use it
01:22:26
and it's just commonly known that makes it right now pretty.
01:22:30
It's a good time to come up with our photo argument right now.
01:22:34
Bring it on. Photo?
01:22:36
What do you mean you don't think the digital you don't think
01:22:39
digital pictures is photography?
01:22:42
Even though if you look at it, I do think it's photography.
01:22:45
Now, you said we have to stop saying the word photo.
01:22:48
Yes, photos.
01:22:50
The incorrect photo you're talking about.
01:22:54
Would you rather physical objects?
01:22:57
Photos are physical objects.
01:23:00
No they're not.
01:23:01
Photo just means light like photosynthesis.
01:23:03
Photography photo oh times, right?
01:23:06
Yes. It's the light of all those things.
01:23:08
Photograph is the same word for photo.
01:23:13
So since photo is short for photograph,
01:23:17
these are all interesting.
01:23:19
And we know that yes, photo is the the root
01:23:23
for anything that is visual light.
01:23:27
Okay.
01:23:27
So so we know that the visual looking digital photography
01:23:32
and did okay digital photography.
01:23:35
There you go.
01:23:36
Would you prefer that I say digital photos.
01:23:39
Would that make you feel any better.
01:23:40
Because we're just adding a word.
01:23:42
No no no no.
01:23:44
Digital photography is something that you do.
01:23:48
But I don't agree I disagree.
01:23:51
You mean like chemically developing the film?
01:23:54
Because that's just that's different.
01:23:56
Developing photographs is exactly what we're talking about here.
01:24:02
When you use the word photo.
01:24:05
But I dropped it as an abbreviation for word photograph.
01:24:09
You are talking about a physical object.
01:24:13
Wrong. The word graph means to apply.
01:24:15
You're applying it to the paper.
01:24:17
So photograph means paper.
01:24:18
I've removed my draft, but if it was named wrong, you don't care.
01:24:24
You don't care about this fundamental part of my argument.
01:24:27
That's rude, but okay.
01:24:30
Do you
01:24:30
agree that photo means light and graph means to apply it to paper or to graph it,
01:24:34
you know, to to the reason I'm dismissing
01:24:37
the fundamental part of your argument is because it is.
01:24:41
Hold on. It's your argument.
01:24:42
I just said photo and you're arguing that it's wrong. Yes.
01:24:47
So you're wrong.
01:24:47
So so your argument is we agree that you're wrong.
01:24:50
No photo.
01:24:53
There's no.
01:24:53
Come on.
01:24:57
I forgot
01:24:58
yeah, but there's photo, light photo something.
01:25:01
I typed it somewhere. I wrote it down.
01:25:03
I know you were in a sensor of a camera,
01:25:05
which is little, little buckets of light.
01:25:09
So there's still photo involved
01:25:12
because they're involved in photosynthesis.
01:25:16
I don't care about that.
01:25:19
I do.
01:25:20
Okay, it still doesn't matter in this conversation
01:25:24
or photo is short for photograph which is the physical object.
01:25:29
And if that's not what you're talking about, that shouldn't be the abbreviation.
01:25:33
What would you like to call it?
01:25:35
Picture. Image.
01:25:39
Digital drew graph.
01:25:42
It's not an image though, until it's saved or somehow,
01:25:47
deep deconstruct it.
01:25:50
At what point is that not saved?
01:25:55
Well, it's saved
01:25:56
in a bunch of zeros and ones until it's turned into an image.
01:25:59
It's not really an image, it's just a bunch of zeros and ones collected
01:26:03
in a Jpeg file.
01:26:07
We just call it that.
01:26:08
That's a little wordy.
01:26:10
I rather just call it a photo.
01:26:13
Well, I would agree with you then, but then we, you know,
01:26:17
how many, how fast is that new truck draw?
01:26:21
How much power does it have?
01:26:23
How many liters of displacement does it have?
01:26:26
That's not the word.
01:26:27
Okay.
01:26:28
I was looking for horsepower.
01:26:31
I don't know, it's like 200 bulb, but there's no horses in it.
01:26:35
That's weird that we still use that word as a reference point.
01:26:39
Like, like photo would be a reference point of an image.
01:26:43
If I were to say photo, would you like, if I said go gurt, could you do me
01:26:46
a favor?
01:26:47
Go grab the photo off the table or download the photo from your camera?
01:26:51
Would you would you give me a PDF file and an orange?
01:26:55
But I think you might.
01:26:56
You might know what I'm talking about.
01:26:59
Okay. Okay.
01:27:01
So when in conversation, if it's effective communication,
01:27:05
it should be considered acceptable.
01:27:08
It's commonly accepted.
01:27:10
Yeah.
01:27:11
And common parlance in his family. What?
01:27:14
He's in the physical world in the direction,
01:27:17
speed, not direction of its growth and itself.
01:27:19
No, no.
01:27:20
So, what if I agree with you?
01:27:24
Then we'd both be right.
01:27:26
I see that experiment is profound because it shows to me what consciousness is.
01:27:31
Fact. The
01:27:33
look at this photograph, this
01:27:36
is the graph.
01:27:40
That's an old song.
01:27:41
Yeah.
01:27:42
Oh it. Little other one. For them.
01:27:45
What's the photograph?
01:27:46
I think Def Leppard's newer.
01:27:49
Older is it.
01:27:50
No, it's probably older. Yeah. You're right and.
01:27:52
Well yeah.
01:27:53
And you can hear the heart wrenching sadness that all it has.
01:27:59
It's a picture of her,
01:28:02
the focus on.
01:28:03
Do we play a song on YouTube? No.
01:28:06
Screw YouTube.
01:28:07
What we're focusing on here is
01:28:10
black.
01:28:11
Actually the hat on that.
01:28:13
Oh, sure.
01:28:14
Town shirts all murdered out.
01:28:18
Did I use it right? No, you don't get it.
01:28:20
Look at this photograph.
01:28:25
Sure.
01:28:25
The hat on that is the police commissioner Darius Morris corset.
01:28:31
Various was taken on the west side of Detroit.
01:28:34
Now there's a your pants. Oh, my.
01:28:38
I come from, of course.
01:28:40
Do something about it. That was.
01:28:42
I have no one related to be named areas.
01:28:44
No one.
01:28:49
Okay, it's pretty racist of you.
01:28:52
I'm saying I think that the commissioner.
01:28:54
The police commissioner is a black dude.
01:28:58
What makes you say that?
01:29:00
Because his name is Darius.
01:29:06
But Gary.
01:29:07
Not short for Darius.
01:29:09
But that should be you.
01:29:10
Just call me Gary's fellow Gary's.
01:29:13
Gary, I said yeah, like.
01:29:16
Like I'm a Greek god.
01:29:18
Right?
01:29:20
You know, is there a comma there, Larry?
01:29:22
Movie comma.
01:29:22
God, you're just
01:29:24
for no good reason.
01:29:26
God, he's not throwing a punch.
01:29:29
What is his name?
01:29:31
We're going to talk to him and figure out what it is.
01:29:33
He's. Well, he's letting it go. That's.
01:29:36
Are you there?
01:29:37
Those are some of the questions
01:29:38
I could make the case that I don't see the questions on bone.
01:29:42
Okay.
01:29:43
Oh, Darius Morris, that was, you know, Charlie.
01:29:47
Yes, sir.
01:29:48
Where was this at, anyway?
01:29:50
This was on the west side of city Detroit.
01:29:52
Did you know those people?
01:29:53
There was a community event in which I was invited to.
01:29:56
So people I was dealing with before I was even elected.
01:29:58
So you knew those two people?
01:30:00
I didn't know those particular, but I did know the hosts of the gathering.
01:30:03
Why were they fighting?
01:30:05
I don't know. When you get together.
01:30:07
It was a fight between two females.
01:30:08
You get two females.
01:30:11
You're a police commissioner.
01:30:12
Call the cops. Will someone eventually.
01:30:15
I am the cops.
01:30:16
That's what I, I'm doing really bad at,
01:30:21
speaking, and I probably should have watched, Doctor Fauci.
01:30:28
But let them struggle further.
01:30:32
Yeah.
01:30:32
Oh, you motherfuckers, began to call the more than one person
01:30:36
trying to break up this fight.
01:30:37
Yeah.
01:30:37
The gentleman that you see who actually engaged in a fight Street,
01:30:42
the, aggressive.
01:30:44
I was a violent back go.
01:30:45
A boxer, the hustler.
01:30:48
I call anyone trying to break up the fight to break up this fight.
01:30:51
Yeah.
01:30:51
The gentleman that you see who actually engaged in a fight with the, Yeah.
01:30:57
The other was fight was he tried to break it was a bystander.
01:31:00
Correct.
01:31:00
The husband hit the woman who was fighting his wife
01:31:03
with a closed fist, twice, knocked her to the ground.
01:31:06
So that husband was that the one we saw?
01:31:08
Is that person on the one we just saw him on the video?
01:31:11
Was that on the video? Correct. The husband is the. He's the.
01:31:13
He was the only ground to the ground. Yes.
01:31:15
We do this interview.
01:31:17
I'm a little bit confused though.
01:31:18
You you say you intervene to try to stop the two women from fighting?
01:31:23
No, we will begin.
01:31:24
We were about to intervene when the guy. The husband.
01:31:27
The husband. That's my wife. I'll get my wife.
01:31:29
But he didn't get his wife.
01:31:30
Why did you see him then?
01:31:33
What do you mean?
01:31:33
Well, why'd you stop the hug after he hit the woman you don't like?
01:31:36
You protect women and children. You're wearing the shirt, right?
01:31:38
Why don't you stop him if you had to stop him at all.
01:31:42
Well, when he struck.
01:31:43
I can't make this shit up. The.
01:31:45
He slammed him.
01:31:46
Pushed him off of the woman.
01:31:49
Now, what we're focusing on here is the man in.
01:31:55
Beautiful.
01:31:56
By transmitting the effervescence of the Indonesian proximity
01:32:02
in order to further segregate
01:32:05
the crux of my new fiction.
01:32:10
Pretty much.
01:32:11
It's exactly who he sounded like.
01:32:13
He's unique, per se,
01:32:17
in the context of Reginald,
01:32:20
the red shirt he wears to this interview.
01:32:24
Knowing what this interview is about, protect women and children.
01:32:28
And he's, you know, I'm the video not protecting the woman.
01:32:32
Well, he didn't hit the woman, to be fair.
01:32:35
No, but he's just kind of like,
01:32:39
I going on here
01:32:41
some funny shit.
01:32:43
Welcome to Detroit city protect women.
01:32:49
It's never okay.
01:32:50
Really?
01:32:54
Never,
01:32:55
never ever, ever, ever.
01:33:02
Let me hear.
01:33:05
And I been in the chair every 15 minutes, roughly anywhere.
01:33:08
Look at these UFO videos that are probably amazing because,
01:33:13
you know.
01:33:16
They're probably super amazing.
01:33:23
So that is a tiny bug on the camera.
01:33:27
The biggest sphere.
01:33:31
That's another bug.
01:33:35
Like, I mean, you
01:33:36
can we can all agree that if if a bug flies in front of the camera,
01:33:40
it's going to look like it moves really, really fast.
01:33:42
If you think it's something off in the distance.
01:33:46
I like how you think
01:33:47
that they haven't like oh shit, bugs.
01:33:51
We of course they God.
01:33:54
But then we think of that.
01:34:03
Like so you know what makes this,
01:34:06
authentic is they circle it here because we weren't sure what was supposed to be.
01:34:10
Then you know what the fuck to look at, bro?
01:34:11
But what I don't understand is why do they speed it up?
01:34:14
Oh, because it flies back on in the
01:34:17
the a.
01:34:21
Where'd it go?
01:34:26
Middle East.
01:34:33
This is an interdimensional orb.
01:34:35
This is not an actual structure.
01:34:38
I mean, what if it is, just like a probe,
01:34:41
you know, sent here from.
01:34:45
Who knows.
01:34:46
Could be. I mean, I can't argue with that.
01:34:49
It could be.
01:34:52
And what do you mean?
01:34:52
What if, like,
01:34:58
Grabs like with this?
01:35:02
I don't trust you.
01:35:02
You don't have your coat on.
01:35:04
You just some guy I don't know.
01:35:06
I was gonna
01:35:08
it's like a long form podcast, obviously, but, I think it was.
01:35:13
What was it? Chris Jericho had
01:35:16
before had the bitch that was talking about the blogosphere and then,
01:35:20
she had like, actually then gone and saw it
01:35:25
and he had, like interviewed her, but there was nothing that was like,
01:35:29
I don't know, there's talking about like the internals of it.
01:35:31
They tried to like, I guess I could look it up rather than horribly.
01:35:38
Explain it.
01:35:40
What the. Don't do it.
01:35:42
I'm still waiting for Gary to to fill us in.
01:35:44
I thought you were going to share an fix.
01:35:47
The whole alien.
01:35:48
You thought you were going to reveal
01:35:49
the secrets of aliens, and then you just left us hanging?
01:35:54
You just going to have
01:35:55
to keep wondering so close.
01:35:58
You should give us a clue about, your backwards message with the 186 characters.
01:36:03
Okay?
01:36:04
It's not the first character.
01:36:11
It's not the last, but it follows a certain pattern.
01:36:13
Okay,
01:36:14
what they've done with the Septuagint
01:36:17
is they said, with 72 translators,
01:36:21
that all came up with the same characters in the same order.
01:36:24
Therefore, if you, you create, you know,
01:36:28
c prime numbers and just go
01:36:33
one prime number to the next prime over to the next prime number and pick
01:36:36
just those characters, it spells out a message.
01:36:40
And here's the thing.
01:36:43
It doesn't reveal anything
01:36:45
until you want it to say something.
01:36:49
And you can type in a like,
01:36:52
September 11th, and then it'll bring up.
01:36:56
There it is.
01:36:57
What is the.
01:36:59
And and I do that again. I'm.
01:37:02
Oh, it sounds like this but Lou okay.
01:37:05
That's what I thought. Okay.
01:37:07
Thank you. Okay. You know.
01:37:09
Yeah. Yeah, I knew that would be confusing.
01:37:11
Yeah. But I get it. But once you,
01:37:14
it comes up, it's it's it's
01:37:18
this algorithm that
01:37:20
that it seems like you could have predicted the 9/11 attacks.
01:37:25
However,
01:37:27
you have to type the correct thing for it
01:37:30
to tell you what numbers you have to skip in order to get there.
01:37:35
So, what I'm saying is there's probably
01:37:38
a message in the titles of the shows,
01:37:42
but I can't tell you how many letters
01:37:44
you have to skip to get to the incorrect one,
01:37:49
unless you know the guessing, you will know.
01:37:52
It's like, so go friggin find it.
01:37:54
Let me know what my message is and I'll give you a prime.
01:37:58
So I will literally give someone a prize for this.
01:38:00
What was that sound? Great. Funny.
01:38:01
You can take over the show, which is actually, accurate.
01:38:05
In case you don't know the history, I started out as the host.
01:38:10
Brady started out as a producer, George started out as a listener,
01:38:14
and he was a popular as a listener that he became co-producer co host.
01:38:20
So I think that's really useful.
01:38:24
It's because I'm useful.
01:38:25
Yeah, it is true.
01:38:27
You know, are you with me?
01:38:29
Can you make that sound again? No, I won't.
01:38:33
I don't remember what the time.
01:38:35
Look,
01:38:37
you gotta go turkey.
01:38:38
I need a stick from I got.
01:38:40
I heard that a turkey did.
01:38:43
He's got. Gotta figure out his life, man.
01:38:45
I've been here.
01:38:46
I saw his life.
01:38:47
Is he's pissed off with that turkey that is mimicking and doing
01:38:50
everything that he. Yeah.
01:38:52
That's so pissed, dude, he's so pissed.
01:38:55
He's like, everything. I fucking do this.
01:38:57
That's why I want a matte finish on my car.
01:39:02
So chicken can attack.
01:39:03
A turkey can attack it.
01:39:05
All right, so you can pick the fuck out of it,
01:39:08
but you still can still show scratches and.
01:39:11
But what do I do?
01:39:14
What? Do we clear this?
01:39:15
The scratches were already there. He's just.
01:39:16
The pecs are the are the new things.
01:39:18
The the peckers doesn't keep very good care of his sweet packers.
01:39:24
Actually. Next week.
01:39:26
Chewy. Okay.
01:39:28
Should we continue the barnyard animals theme or.
01:39:33
And hear me out on this?
01:39:35
Pick a cardinal direction.
01:39:39
Cardinals.
01:39:41
Cardinals.
01:39:42
Not exactly a barnyard animal,
01:39:45
but sort of got that one Thomas thing this time around.
01:39:49
Farm with birds and clergy.
01:39:52
I felt a a peck on my.
01:39:56
Clergy.
01:39:58
That's one word.
01:40:04
You know that,
01:40:05
small, painful lope on your scrotum?
01:40:09
Oh, no, not as well as you.
01:40:11
But yeah.
01:40:14
I'm just
01:40:15
throwing out there small, painful over your scrotum.
01:40:18
Is that one word?
01:40:19
So that's not the topic for next week?
01:40:22
Yes, it is now.
01:40:24
But if you do discover a small, painful lump on your scrotum
01:40:27
you haven't looked at because you've got an issue,
01:40:30
it's public service announcement.
01:40:34
And here's another public service announcement.
01:40:36
Thousands of Marvel Marvel themed popcorn buckets and cups
01:40:39
sold at movie theaters nationwide recalled
01:40:42
when they recalled, are they just reminiscing?
01:40:44
Hey, okay, guys, come back.
01:40:47
Yeah, there is a thing when I go to the movies.
01:40:49
Oh yeah.
01:40:50
I remember though, when I put that, oh my God, I got to get I saved it.
01:40:55
Oh, I haven't seen that in years.
01:40:59
Oh dude.
01:41:05
So I can take it back and get something cool.
01:41:10
How would I like that?
01:41:12
Guys?
01:41:13
Sticks for Invisible Woman.
01:41:14
Cups are very hard to find.
01:41:17
Oh, yeah, cups are red in color
01:41:21
down and potatoes are navy blue.
01:41:23
Cherish this shit about you.
01:41:25
Go either with an opening at the top to I'm nothing like this, but
01:41:29
what fucking loser goes to like things like this?
01:41:32
Or acquires these items and stacks them in their basement and or shed barn?
01:41:38
Hold on. Don't worry.
01:41:39
Don't worry. Nerd. Sorry.
01:41:40
Yeah, this recall came to mind.
01:41:42
The recall is just that they take the button cell batteries,
01:41:45
and they're easily accessible for children to take and swallow.
01:41:49
Yeah. All don't.
01:41:50
The children are taking the items home,
01:41:53
and then the kids want to actually, like, you know, do stuff with them
01:41:57
and then eventually they kill you.
01:41:59
What do you mean, do stuff with them? What are you putting in?
01:42:01
Yeah, it's actually want to, like, you know, use the item.
01:42:04
The adult wants to put this away in a tote.
01:42:08
You're really like, look at this thing I have. Oh.
01:42:11
From the. It's a one of a kind.
01:42:13
That's why if you're a real collector, you buy two, one to play with, one
01:42:16
to put away.
01:42:17
It ain't gonna be worth shit regardless.
01:42:19
Know anything with the word breakable in it is not going to be worth anything,
01:42:24
so you're just wasting your fucking time.
01:42:25
Throw it away after the movie,
01:42:27
maybe use it for a week or two after, then fucking check it out.
01:42:31
Recycle. You're doing this shit.
01:42:33
I mean, yeah, the recycle bin.
01:42:36
My thing is right next to each other.
01:42:38
I put them right next to each other.
01:42:39
It's one in the same.
01:42:40
I recycle what I'm telling you.
01:42:42
I do have a recycle bin right next to my garbage.
01:42:44
My recycle bin got.
01:42:47
Yeah.
01:42:47
Most of the things I throw away are in the recycling bin,
01:42:51
because most of the things you throw away are recyclable.
01:42:54
Here's here's how I differentiate.
01:42:56
Other than food.
01:42:58
I put a white bag in the garbage
01:43:00
and a black, and I put all the recycles in a black bag.
01:43:04
And then we do this.
01:43:05
So you have the precious murdered out.
01:43:07
Then the bag recycles.
01:43:09
Oh, we've already something.
01:43:12
They want recyclables to sit loose.
01:43:15
I had a dispute with the
01:43:18
the local, waste disposal company, and it wasn't me.
01:43:24
It was my wife. But she's an extension.
01:43:26
She goes. Brady.
01:43:27
I find the Brady believe you guys give them the gold.
01:43:30
Brady.
01:43:31
Well, you know, check.
01:43:33
You know, I wait for a unified front,
01:43:36
like, most issues, honestly, like,
01:43:40
you know, you know, which arms are, you know, unified front end.
01:43:44
I'm just be just curious to this podcast.
01:43:48
Oh, you're a little fucking.
01:43:50
This show is worth it.
01:43:52
This, this, this show.
01:43:54
All we're doing right now, that's the one thing.
01:43:57
But all other aspects of life, we are on a unified front.
01:44:02
So no, this Saturday, August 15th,
01:44:07
this coming Saturday is transfer day at our local transfer station.
01:44:12
And and because we don't have to pick
01:44:16
up, we have to get there or our garbage
01:44:21
rots in our garage and smells transfer.
01:44:25
So I don't know, I don't know.
01:44:26
It's called a transfer station.
01:44:28
They get transfer don't happen doesn't happen there.
01:44:31
They get they get these
01:44:33
and they pass them up to people that are transitioning.
01:44:35
Tell you what, everybody, they're so brave.
01:44:39
Look up our major transfer station.
01:44:41
You'll see it on our Meet Us Ridge Road.
01:44:45
Our major transfer station is.
01:44:47
This is this is a meet and greet. You could come out there, don't you?
01:44:50
Proud of the host of Meet the Kid.
01:44:52
Those addresses there's like eight employees that show
01:44:56
with two trucks back to back and, and all residents.
01:45:01
As long as I've got my driver's license, I can show my live in our real.
01:45:07
Here it is.
01:45:07
There is car.
01:45:09
That's the guy Marlo is playing at the Ahmad affair.
01:45:12
Oh, I hit the wrong button.
01:45:13
It took me to the fair.
01:45:15
Oh, that's coming up soon to.
01:45:18
It's going to be, from 9 a.m..
01:45:21
Yeah.
01:45:21
Barnes up. Barnes open at ten.
01:45:24
Oh, okay.
01:45:25
The beer tent
01:45:27
that says Barnes I want.
01:45:30
Oh, you're so much.
01:45:34
Okay, let's go to that
01:45:37
adorable $10 cowboy hat I like.
01:45:40
I'm not kidding.
01:45:40
Go to a show like that.
01:45:42
Apparently, there's going to be.
01:45:43
You think there's monster trucks?
01:45:45
There's Troy or do you guys just talk reference in the monologue today?
01:45:50
No. Yeah, yeah. Of course.
01:45:51
Oh, yeah, I heard it. Yeah.
01:45:52
Brilliant. I thing
01:45:55
monster trucks are going to be there on Tuesday. Boy,
01:45:59
think August 18th.
01:46:01
There's a demolition derby.
01:46:03
Oh, no. I might actually come up for that.
01:46:05
Sponsored by Heidelberg. Sure. Come for it.
01:46:07
I'm going to come up Thursday night.
01:46:10
You're going to come demolition derby
01:46:13
bumping runs for your eight race.
01:46:15
That that's that must be bump and run.
01:46:18
Bump and run I.
01:46:19
Yeah, yeah. Thursday. Yeah. You were correct. You been there?
01:46:22
Oh, yeah.
01:46:22
Okay. Yeah.
01:46:23
Yeah I had bumper right.
01:46:24
Because the rodeo is Friday.
01:46:27
Well of course the rodeo on the tractor pull.
01:46:29
They save that for the weekend.
01:46:31
Nobody even really comes out till they get to the tractor pull.
01:46:33
Well, Saturday last year they had Uncle Kracker,
01:46:37
so, they'll, they'll have a, you know, this year they have.
01:46:41
And we're this year with Cameron Marlow.
01:46:45
I've never heard of Cameron Marlow.
01:46:47
We in Rumble. You can't say that.
01:46:48
No, no, we were like Cameron.
01:46:52
I mean, we're on Rumble. The Rumble exclusive.
01:46:55
No. Yeah, we do that. Yeah.
01:46:58
The unfiltered and crude
01:47:00
proclamation of unrestrained speech.
01:47:06
Headfirst into that
01:47:08
circus of censored banner.
01:47:11
Oh, no.
01:47:12
Flamer, sir, with a fire.
01:47:14
Oh. Before we leave YouTube, I just make this up.
01:47:16
Other YouTubers.
01:47:17
Okay, who the hell were snowflakes millimeters from the Dukes of?
01:47:22
Have some just stepping on too many tools here.
01:47:25
Do particle one.
01:47:27
Let's get ridiculous the sole purpose of our discourse
01:47:29
be from guess post or any random loud mouth is to tickle your funny bone,
01:47:33
tease your gray matter, and illuminate the path to a mirthful existence.
01:47:37
Any semblance of seriousness is purely accident particle
01:47:40
to offending everyone equally.
01:47:42
We're equal opportunity offenders.
01:47:44
All right, you don't give a hoot
01:47:45
about your gender, race, religion, or whether you prefer cats or dogs
01:47:52
or dildos.
01:47:53
We're here to roast everyone
01:47:55
from politicians to influencers to our own sorry selves.
01:47:59
Nobody's safe.
01:48:00
Not even game games. Apple pie.
01:48:02
But article three screw political correctness.
01:48:05
Listen, we ain't here to hold your hand or sugarcoat anything.
01:48:08
So if our jokes offend you. Yeah.
01:48:11
Tough luck.
01:48:12
We're not responsible for any ruffled feathers or hurt feelings.
01:48:15
But, hey,
01:48:16
we promise we'll dish out some belly laughs and maybe
01:48:18
a couple of snark article for fake news alert.
01:48:22
We'll take you outside the courtroom for further details.
01:48:25
The tales, rumors, and downright lies you hear here are as fictional
01:48:29
as a $3 bill.
01:48:30
Any resemblance to real life events or people,
01:48:33
whether alive or pushing up daisies, is purely coincidental
01:48:36
and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
01:48:39
That is really pretty sure the Earth is round,
01:48:41
and I didn't actually take myself out, but honestly, who cares?
01:48:43
Okay, let me.
01:48:46
Parody
01:48:48
because I'm not.
01:48:51
Yeah, the parody and satire are our bread and butter folks.
01:48:54
Any likeness to actual people or characters
01:48:57
is just us having a laugh, not a reason for a lawsuit.
01:49:00
Yeah, we might not be the smartest cookies in the jar.
01:49:04
Always sure to stir up some trouble.
01:49:07
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your own business twist
01:49:11
and congrats! You're our kind of people.
01:49:13
We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some questionable joy,
01:49:16
and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious a second time.
01:49:20
So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride
01:49:23
to the absurd realms of our humor while flags rants. Wow.
01:49:26
Okay, perfect.
01:49:42
Ladies and gentlemen,
01:49:46
let me tell you something, brother.
01:49:50
I'm on the run.
01:49:51
But I hope that you're ready to rumble.
01:49:53
I hope you're ready to rumble.
01:49:55
This ain't got no tails.
01:49:59
No chance around.
01:50:01
You got no chance.
01:50:05
Sorry.
01:50:05
That was supposed to stop already.
01:50:07
What you gonna do?
01:50:10
Nothing.
01:50:12
Hit the button better next time.
01:50:14
Like I might be wondering.
01:50:18
What's the plan for the.
01:50:20
I never wanted it to end like a river.
01:50:25
We were running round.
01:50:31
Running from
01:50:34
where are you? Get it? Fucking soft.
01:50:36
Got heavy on me.
01:50:38
It was the worst.
01:50:39
It's just everything sucks.
01:50:41
I don't blame you, my dear audience.
01:50:45
It's going to pick up loud and proud, man.
01:50:47
It's going to pick up right here anyway.
01:50:51
No pressure.
01:50:55
Is it?
01:50:55
Get off you! It is gay.
01:50:58
I'm not going to that.
01:51:00
So I got this idea.
01:51:01
So I want to look like a strong man.
01:51:03
Can we roll a piano out in the middle of the cracked desert
01:51:06
and show the sun setting? And me.
01:51:09
But he's exposing his hold on.
01:51:11
So with my turquoise jewelry on, my dad stripping down my porn mustache.
01:51:17
And I want to expose myself like an open wound.
01:51:21
He's a devil.
01:51:22
She looks like he's about to expose himself to somebody.
01:51:25
Yeah, his name is.
01:51:27
His porn name is gas.
01:51:30
Oh dear God.
01:51:32
Okay, well that's nice.
01:51:35
I'm not going to that.
01:51:37
I'm going to be so,
01:51:39
so last year you say they had Uncle Kracker.
01:51:42
That's that's,
01:51:45
That's him or, what's his name is friend.
01:51:49
Good rock.
01:51:50
Kid Rock is kid Rock.
01:51:52
I guess this, like, they've got house this year.
01:51:55
They've got house, nigger.
01:51:57
Whoa,
01:51:59
whoa, wait, what do you got? One.
01:52:01
We get the the equivalent of. Right?
01:52:05
Isn't that, like, the,
01:52:07
speaking, you can say.
01:52:08
Oh, Uncle Cracker, which it's not quite the equivalent.
01:52:10
I think it's more like 3/5.
01:52:13
Okay.
01:52:15
You guys counting down the days?
01:52:16
You should have,
01:52:19
you know, those those countdowns with the the links
01:52:22
that you count down the days until you get your house stick back
01:52:26
for if you call the channel to work to that little kid, you call him a nigga.
01:52:31
So that gives you the right to call the child five year old nigger.
01:52:34
The N-word.
01:52:35
My my handyman is doing, what would they call corny?
01:52:40
You know, hate speech.
01:52:41
Sorry. When you said handyman was not he.
01:52:44
I thought he had a different job.
01:52:46
He's.
01:52:47
He's doing 23 in ones, which means
01:52:50
he spends 23 hours of every day ringing me.
01:52:52
So he does 20.
01:52:54
You do 23 on him to earn one back.
01:52:58
Correct.
01:52:59
From your handyman race. You also.
01:53:02
That's the ratio. Ratio.
01:53:05
Oh, why is he and you know the so patio
01:53:08
ratio or spelled the same was pronounced differently.
01:53:11
So I suggest switch them
01:53:14
and say patio and radio.
01:53:17
Radio.
01:53:19
No radio.
01:53:20
We'll be right.
01:53:21
Black and weird.
01:53:23
So no.
01:53:25
In case you're missing what I'm saying, will, no.
01:53:28
Spending 23 hours of every day in an eight by ten cell with another man.
01:53:32
What's the what's the one hour?
01:53:35
What's the one?
01:53:35
Oh, he used to stand in line to wait
01:53:40
for the telephone to spend one minute on it, like my wife.
01:53:44
And he did that this week.
01:53:46
I don't know what is. What you don't wait.
01:53:49
Well, he's talking to your wife.
01:53:51
Yeah, well, I'm sorry, I don't. I'm.
01:53:53
I think there's, He's like, I get one minute a week, bitch.
01:53:57
I don't want to talk to you.
01:53:59
I, I wouldn't choose that either,
01:54:01
but she's she's my one fucking,
01:54:05
because he's a cop.
01:54:06
Honestly, I would lose her.
01:54:08
But Howard, like, the minute,
01:54:11
like, with all the legalities and stuff, like,
01:54:14
they got 30s of good talking
01:54:17
in, and, they're used to long.
01:54:20
Wait, wait, wait, what they do the other 30s.
01:54:22
What do you do? The other,
01:54:25
which is like,
01:54:27
if you agree to this press for oh, if you don't have breathing
01:54:31
for seven, two, nine, 1247.
01:54:35
But,
01:54:38
when she finally got to speak to him,
01:54:40
a cut him off like, mid-sentence.
01:54:43
Did you just say 86, 47?
01:54:46
Yeah.
01:54:47
No, you're not supposed to say that.
01:54:50
I I'm not.
01:54:52
Why is that?
01:54:53
You're saying number one free speech?
01:54:55
Am I free to go?
01:54:56
No, it's that's not free speech. Actually.
01:54:58
Am I being detained?
01:55:00
See, that could be said.
01:55:01
You missed the Brady impersonation.
01:55:03
That's what you're supposed to always open with.
01:55:04
Am I being detained?
01:55:05
You're not going to take inches off my dick, bro.
01:55:08
No, I wouldn't make that suggestion.
01:55:10
Like, would you like to detain me?
01:55:12
No and no.
01:55:14
Right suggesting than just saying my free to go.
01:55:17
So you got an option.
01:55:19
You might see the way that I like that.
01:55:22
Either way, you can't wait on the question.
01:55:24
So here's Brady.
01:55:25
All right. So long story short.
01:55:28
Oh sorry.
01:55:29
We sent him four books
01:55:33
to read was on Amazon.
01:55:34
I don't know what's been a woman and I don't listen to women yelling.
01:55:38
I tell him to shut up. Where were the books?
01:55:41
Can you just buy them?
01:55:42
Like, video games and like movies these days?
01:55:44
I don't
01:55:45
stay put money in his commissary and just let him choose book.
01:55:50
Jackson, Michigan.
01:55:53
Oh, I thought you were naming off the books.
01:55:54
I'm like, you bought him a book called State Penitentiary?
01:55:57
No. Jail.
01:55:58
What the.
01:55:58
No, no, no, no.
01:55:59
We looked up how to survive.
01:56:03
He gave me 101.
01:56:04
Okay.
01:56:05
Prison is is a mall Rushmore.
01:56:08
It's their jail for dummies.
01:56:10
Holy shit. I bet they're.
01:56:13
Isn't that what it is?
01:56:17
And this is.
01:56:17
This is a mount Rushmore of books that I sent to us.
01:56:21
Here you go, dude.
01:56:24
This is the books you sent
01:56:26
Surviving in Prison for dummies.
01:56:31
What?
01:56:33
Actually, that's not a bad idea.
01:56:36
We should use that as a show gift.
01:56:40
I know,
01:56:43
I know, he's, his his number by heart.
01:56:46
Like I've memorized his prison number.
01:56:49
Yes. Yeah.
01:56:50
Is the inmate number or is like, yes number.
01:56:52
You call.
01:56:55
Can I share that?
01:56:57
No, probably no, I shouldn't.
01:57:00
You probably don't want to share the videos.
01:57:01
You have to get it. Why would you? Why would you need to.
01:57:04
Or you'll get an off. I have
01:57:06
I think I haven't memorized like but.
01:57:09
Oh, you did look it up.
01:57:11
Okay. Just plug it up.
01:57:13
Okay.
01:57:14
But it's 042222222.
01:57:18
What are you what are you ultimately trying to do?
01:57:21
I mean, I know what you're trying to do.
01:57:23
You know, some jam.
01:57:24
Okay.
01:57:25
So the no I'm not talking about in temporary.
01:57:29
I don't give a fuck what what he reads while he's in there.
01:57:32
Oh, let's broaden our minds.
01:57:36
Ain't number one.
01:57:37
He has a substance abuse problem.
01:57:41
So be number two.
01:57:42
Yeah, if I don't want
01:57:43
that was the fix that in a general sense he wouldn't fix I completely.
01:57:47
He just transferred addiction to other substances.
01:57:50
But at least we're not causing to state the state.
01:57:54
Fix that by cutting them off.
01:57:56
Well yeah.
01:57:57
Oh I yeah, because there's no drugs in prison.
01:58:01
There's no,
01:58:03
but yeah.
01:58:04
He found his. Oh, you're buying books?
01:58:08
I read some books in the library away
01:58:11
so I can. Books?
01:58:12
I'm not putting money on his commissary.
01:58:15
Right. Yeah.
01:58:16
He's doing he's doing that to.
01:58:18
No, I'm sending him books because that's what he has for.
01:58:21
Yes. For books.
01:58:22
And it's.
01:58:22
He gave us three favorite authors, so we looked what we did was
01:58:26
we looked on Amazon and got the three most recent books by those three authors.
01:58:31
And I have a favorite book, Robert Heinlein Setting for a Strange Place.
01:58:36
So I know for a fact that this week he will be receiving stranger
01:58:41
in a Strange Land, my favorite childhood book.
01:58:44
But you know, like when I was a child going,
01:58:48
so you sent him your childhood book as if he number one, he's a child.
01:58:52
Number two, he's you
01:58:54
know, two things about that.
01:58:58
You guys and everybody I've ever met
01:59:02
are at about par with where I was as a child.
01:59:07
I mean, medicamento wow.
01:59:09
Right.
01:59:10
I don't see no,
01:59:13
no, no, you're you're you're up to speed with what I'm saying.
01:59:16
You get it?
01:59:17
And, nice nicely.
01:59:21
For the record, I was just sitting here, man,
01:59:23
minding my own business, and you know what?
01:59:25
A fucking stray bullet.
01:59:26
And then I started inviting all these gentlemen.
01:59:31
Oh, you know,
01:59:33
you may not have heard of me.
01:59:35
I'm friggin me. Nobody's ready anyway.
01:59:38
I'm actually, I'm actually pretty deep in my drinks, but, And I miss those.
01:59:44
I've got a little show to run.
01:59:46
I'm the face of a franchise.
01:59:48
So that was at all 74. So
01:59:53
that's drunk and stupid.
01:59:54
There's no way to go through life.
01:59:55
So I don't care what I look like.
01:59:58
I don't care what I look like.
02:00:00
Oh, me.
02:00:02
It's not a book that I enjoy.
02:00:05
It makes sense to me.
02:00:07
Why does that make sense to you?
02:00:09
Playgirl.
02:00:11
But no, I didn't enjoy Playgirl.
02:00:14
You sure you know that sore spot on my testicles?
02:00:18
Though I'm very familiar with it, I think I created it. Hey.
02:00:22
Yeah, yeah, rub the thing raw.
02:00:28
Oh, baby left.
02:00:31
You. Me see what?
02:00:33
That, Hell, yeah. Oh, yeah.
02:00:36
It's the flag.
02:00:38
And draw the chair every 15 minutes, roughly, anyway.
02:00:42
Yeah, roughly.
02:00:45
So, anyway,
02:00:47
anyway, I did send I did send those four books.
02:00:51
It cost me, like, 58 bucks.
02:00:54
And it was well worth a book.
02:00:57
Well, there were books.
02:00:58
Don't they have just books available?
02:01:00
Are there extra books?
02:01:01
Yeah, yeah, like a cart that they push.
02:01:03
They want them like the to do something that's more than.
02:01:08
You know what you are me.
02:01:10
You take up knitting.
02:01:14
I don't even know if they're allowed.
02:01:15
They're giving it a noose.
02:01:17
You can net a noose and they're knitting.
02:01:19
No, no, they're allowed.
02:01:22
I've been to prisons for what I do for a living
02:01:25
to repair machinery in those facilities.
02:01:28
And, one of my favorite stories is, gentleman,
02:01:32
I don't know, it was it was minimal.
02:01:34
And so minimal security or minimum security or whatever, immediate
02:01:38
whatever the mid-level is, wasn't low, wasn't high, but it was just fucking weird
02:01:42
because I was just kind of like, oh, they're just like around me.
02:01:45
And I'm like, yeah, like like no one in war.
02:01:49
No one discussed this with me.
02:01:50
Like I was just like, okay, I guess it's safe to just people, man.
02:01:56
Oh, God.
02:01:57
We look cool with them too, right?
02:01:59
Yeah.
02:01:59
There was this dude who was really, like, want to help me?
02:02:02
And I don't want help.
02:02:03
Oh, no, I don't want you to.
02:02:04
Obviously, you know, my track record
02:02:08
with, circle K kid, you know, but.
02:02:11
Oh, yeah. And, you know.
02:02:12
Yeah, I just, you know what? Hey, if you need me, then.
02:02:15
No, I'm good, you know, but the gentleman by the name of, lefty.
02:02:20
And the reason why they call his name lefty,
02:02:23
I couldn't remember him. Lefty.
02:02:25
Because either he was.
02:02:29
Missing his right arm or he only had his.
02:02:33
He was missing his, like.
02:02:34
I think he was either missing his left arm.
02:02:36
He only had his left arm.
02:02:38
I can't, I can't remember, but he had one arm and they all called him
02:02:42
lefty.
02:02:42
It's like he's missing his left arm.
02:02:44
So they call him lefty I can't remember. Yeah.
02:02:46
I couldn't remember which arm it was, but I just knew that they call them lefty.
02:02:49
And I was just like, yeah.
02:02:50
And then, just weird
02:02:52
because he was really helpful, but I'm like, what did you do in my head?
02:02:55
I didn't say it out loud.
02:02:56
And then I'm right here because like, hey, you have fun.
02:03:01
Take care guys.
02:03:02
See you later.
02:03:03
I'm just like, oh, I'm going to go to the restaurant.
02:03:05
Like, you go to bed and go home later, you know?
02:03:10
Yeah, yeah.
02:03:12
They hang out in a ten by eight cell or eight by ten, I guess
02:03:16
you say the lower number first.
02:03:18
Do you always.
02:03:20
I don't, I'm not.
02:03:21
You say the don't is it I with by high tide by with.
02:03:26
No no it's that and then there's never always
02:03:28
there's I mean there's usually like a way you figure it out.
02:03:31
It doesn't really matter typically how it's oriented.
02:03:34
Right.
02:03:34
Nothing like that is
02:03:38
made more with by like my height, which is, is that it's
02:03:42
that it's, eight foot width and a,
02:03:47
a weight.
02:03:49
What I say six by eight, no, eight by ten.
02:03:51
So eight foot width and a ten, ten feet.
02:03:58
I'm assuming you take it that deep.
02:04:03
I forgot I was gonna order from fucking Applebee's,
02:04:05
and it's literally right there.
02:04:08
Oh, let's do it. Oh, no.
02:04:10
Now let's pick up.
02:04:11
And so for tomorrow, there should be fucking.
02:04:13
That's Applebee's.
02:04:14
They're fucking.
02:04:14
No, no, it's 1205.
02:04:16
And you missed it. It's 1105. Dick.
02:04:20
Oh, it's 1105.
02:04:21
You missed it.
02:04:24
Yeah. They're closed.
02:04:25
Fuck.
02:04:26
That's all right.
02:04:26
I'll order pizza from somewhere. It's good.
02:04:30
I might just.
02:04:30
You guys.
02:04:31
Sookie's prison tip number.
02:04:33
You're to send me cookies right now.
02:04:35
That'll be.
02:04:36
I can send you cookies
02:04:39
there right now. Part
02:04:42
I can send it to, like, your home address. Hey.
02:04:45
By Friday tomorrow. Who?
02:04:48
Prison drugs are mystery drugs.
02:04:49
Some years ago, another prisoner I knew smuggled some small
02:04:52
baggies of marijuana into the facility by buffing them in.
02:04:56
What? In where?
02:04:57
I know goofy means hiding them.
02:05:00
I watch them, yeah.
02:05:01
You better lock up.
02:05:02
Lock up, lock up abroad.
02:05:07
I when he went to retrieve them later that day, the baggies had burst.
02:05:12
I wonder how do all that shit, all the feces
02:05:15
had gotten mixed into the weed?
02:05:17
If you think he threw it away, guess again.
02:05:20
Not only did he sell that weed, but everyone who bought it
02:05:22
complimented him on his pot, on its potency, and wanted to
02:05:26
damn that day forward.
02:05:28
Every time he smuggle into the prison, he intentionally put feces in it.
02:05:33
Yeah, yeah,
02:05:35
of course none of them ever knew about the secret of its potency.
02:05:39
The shit didn't make it do that.
02:05:41
How would you like.
02:05:42
Oh, that's a turd.
02:05:45
I put dog shit in the fire.
02:05:47
You know, when that shit's burning.
02:05:49
Ooh. Prison tip number seven.
02:05:52
People aren't getting raped in prison.
02:05:54
Apparently, in the 80s and 90s, rape was prevalent and even acceptable behind bars.
02:05:58
That's no longer the case.
02:05:59
In the 17 years that I've been incarcerated, I've never heard.
02:06:02
Wait, maybe you're just not attractive.
02:06:04
I've never heard of anyone getting raped in any of the seven prisons
02:06:07
I've been housed in.
02:06:10
Yeah, some.
02:06:11
Some that wouldn't be met approval at all.
02:06:14
If anything, a prisoner
02:06:15
who does something like that would be shunned, ridiculed,
02:06:17
or even attacked by other prisoners for such behavior.
02:06:21
So Shawshank was wrong.
02:06:22
Yeah.
02:06:22
They don't fuck around in their.
02:06:26
It also says, stay in smaller circles.
02:06:29
If you see something, act like you didn't see something.
02:06:32
Respect is mandatory.
02:06:34
You still have rights.
02:06:35
Contrary to popular belief, you don't lose your rights.
02:06:38
You ask, am I being incarcerated?
02:06:41
Oh my. Free to go.
02:06:42
And they always say no. Yes.
02:06:46
So your rights are suspended in certain cases,
02:06:49
but they're really supposed to still uphold them.
02:06:51
But nobody has sympathy for if they don't.
02:06:53
Unfortunately nobody's going to care if if a,
02:06:57
if a prisoner's miss
02:07:00
mis abused that's not treated,
02:07:02
if a prisoner is mistreated or abused,
02:07:05
they miss abused or treated.
02:07:06
They kind of they kind of expect it because suddenly you turn
02:07:10
into like a parent and you think, well, we don't want to be this abused.
02:07:14
We don't want to be sending a or cookie.
02:07:15
Definitely being treated.
02:07:17
We don't want to be sending them books and cookies the whole time.
02:07:19
And making their stay comfortable is what some people would think.
02:07:23
I want to send him cookies now.
02:07:25
You've given me an idea.
02:07:28
Thanks a lot, Brady.
02:07:30
You're going to send them cookies with a file on it?
02:07:32
Yeah, I don't think you can send them homemade cookies anymore.
02:07:34
They got wise to that.
02:07:36
There's going to be THC or a file in it,
02:07:40
but I actually don't put any drugs in my cookies.
02:07:43
I think you should, though.
02:07:46
Rarely.
02:07:47
What?
02:07:49
I'm over it.
02:07:50
Oh, fuck.
02:07:51
Starts a conversation like that.
02:07:55
No, I, I make them tasty.
02:07:58
So, Lions first preseason game is this Thursday.
02:08:01
Oh, no, we stuck again.
02:08:05
No, Lions are going to rock this.
02:08:08
The window is slamming shut. It doesn't matter.
02:08:10
And now you did. Jameer did Bridgewater.
02:08:14
In fact there's their center that they just got off the free agent to save.
02:08:19
The line is now down for an extended amount of time.
02:08:22
Right now I my minute which that's you know that's
02:08:27
they have options.
02:08:29
They do have options but they're not great.
02:08:32
Everyone has options. It doesn't mean it's a good option.
02:08:34
It doesn't mean it has a good result.
02:08:36
We have options.
02:08:37
If they start, if they start me at center, it's over.
02:08:41
Or he said we have option.
02:08:43
Okay.
02:08:43
Gary, that would imply for your career in both.
02:08:46
No that's ridiculous right.
02:08:48
But no, in my head I'm a bad ass. Yeah.
02:08:51
Real wide
02:08:52
I'm. Because you're Gary, right?
02:08:55
But I'm Gary.
02:08:57
Why is he yelling?
02:08:59
I'm like an intellectual badass.
02:09:02
I can take you guys on, but not doubt it.
02:09:05
Real intellectual on here. Please.
02:09:07
If you're an intellectual.
02:09:10
Oh, okay.
02:09:11
Gary, come on right now.
02:09:13
You go ahead, Gary, leave me that.
02:09:15
That's my only role on this show.
02:09:19
Hold on.
02:09:19
I think we have a taker, isn't it?
02:09:21
Here's an intellectual.
02:09:22
Now let's listen to what he is. Okay?
02:09:24
Yeah.
02:09:24
Bring it on me is actually you.
02:09:27
This is the egg theory, which comes from 2009 short story.
02:09:32
You're kidding. Right?
02:09:34
No, I can hear him.
02:09:35
Yeah.
02:09:36
Everybody can. Then it just same thing happens
02:09:37
with your videos with where this 48 year old man.
02:09:40
It doesn't happen to me, though.
02:09:41
He's.
02:09:42
And suddenly finds himself with God in this empty, purgatory like space.
02:09:47
So the man asks what happened to if he's going to check help your check.
02:09:51
God tells him that he's going to neither.
02:09:54
Yeah, it's got no talking in here needed back on Earth,
02:09:57
but it's not going to be in the future like one would expect.
02:10:01
Instead, he's going to reincarnate back to medieval China as a peasant girl,
02:10:05
and that's when things start to get a little bit weird.
02:10:08
As they continue talking, he learns that every time he dies,
02:10:12
he's reincarnated somewhere else in the human timeline.
02:10:15
It could be the past, the present, or the future.
02:10:18
So the man realizes that he could run into different incarnations of himself
02:10:22
throughout different lifetimes.
02:10:23
He'd be talking to himself, basically, and God finally explains that
02:10:28
a human being who has ever lived or will live is actually all of him,
02:10:33
all other incarnations existing at the same time.
02:10:36
We are all one.
02:10:37
The image of God or whatever it is that started it all.
02:10:43
I possibly,
02:10:45
but that makes more all of human,
02:10:48
all of western religion combined.
02:10:54
Well, but I mean, they're just they're very bad attempts
02:10:56
at trying to achieve the answer, whatever the answer is.
02:11:00
But, you know, I don't think there is any answer.
02:11:02
I don't think it's relevant.
02:11:04
If you had a system like this and you created it all,
02:11:06
you wouldn't need to tell the things anything.
02:11:10
No, no,
02:11:12
it would just doesn't change our situation.
02:11:16
Well, it does make you want to be nicer to strangers.
02:11:19
Fuck you.
02:11:20
Fuck strangers.
02:11:23
Exhilarating. Fuck.
02:11:24
Fucking loser.
02:11:27
Do you know what happens? Like, you just.
02:11:28
You just said a word that I don't even believe exists.
02:11:30
If you're strange, then everyone you meet is going to be a stranger.
02:11:36
Are you in radio?
02:11:38
The word
02:11:39
who? What if I'm okay?
02:11:40
The doors
02:11:43
don't even like the word in the the.
02:11:45
Yes, I just quoted the doors.
02:11:46
I did, completely unintentionally.
02:11:49
That's exact. I did hear that was very.
02:11:51
I was very confused because I sure he was talking about like, the doors
02:11:56
or if he was talking about like Jim Morrison was a drug addled
02:12:02
bad poet and not a good singer.
02:12:05
And the most dangerous agreed.
02:12:08
But even Hitler can make good banana bread one day.
02:12:12
Absolutely.
02:12:13
Hitler was on my Mount Rushmore of greatest, governors of all time.
02:12:18
And you know what called greatest
02:12:21
certainly known world in modern times?
02:12:25
That's, greatest.
02:12:25
That's better than Genghis Khan.
02:12:27
Alexander the Great Napoleon combined was wrong.
02:12:30
How much more up there, man?
02:12:32
Round the whole universe.
02:12:34
It's just this one single Rushmore.
02:12:38
God explains that he created this universe as a kind of egg.
02:12:41
So this singular consciousness or soul, it's a it's a mist.
02:12:47
Egg can experience
02:12:48
every possible human life for this slowly become something greater.
02:12:52
And once he's finally experienced everything
02:12:54
throughout all time within next week's clarity is going to be a repeat
02:12:58
of the four patches and the consciousness becomes a new God.
02:13:01
And there's even a brief mention who is the draw?
02:13:05
It's such a good
02:13:06
no, I, I can't I'm unable to do new parodies right now.
02:13:09
Again, what happened to my party?
02:13:12
I want right now again, radio new pages.
02:13:18
That's a good analogy for the egg because which came first,
02:13:23
of other gods with their own universes doing the same thing.
02:13:27
So kind of ties into multiverse theory, which came first.
02:13:30
Now this is just an idea in here with this theory,
02:13:33
and there are some unsettling implications of this idea.
02:13:36
You're also living the life of most evil people who have ever existed,
02:13:40
and then also the people who live under that feeling that since you're basically.
02:13:44
So what's the question?
02:13:45
Which came first?
02:13:46
The aggregate what end does this go?
02:13:48
How much does your soul or consciousness
02:13:51
need to go through before being ready to hatch?
02:13:54
So well, here's the thing is it?
02:13:56
It doesn't need to.
02:13:58
It never changes. You just keep going through it.
02:14:02
It just keeps so
02:14:03
you can fucking add season fries in your fucking case of the Taco Bell.
02:14:08
Yeah, yeah.
02:14:08
You know, Del Taco has been doing that forever.
02:14:11
Replace it with rice.
02:14:12
Do yourself a favor.
02:14:14
Don't put some fries in your burrito. Holy shit.
02:14:16
We don't need to combine an Oreo cookie and a Reese's peanut butter.
02:14:20
So up.
02:14:21
For the first time in my life, I ordered a really bad idea.
02:14:24
I think very stupid.
02:14:27
The cycle should still bring.
02:14:31
They were like, let us, let us, let us.
02:14:32
And it was like, say, wait, let us.
02:14:34
And then we frickin were like, okay, we go to Taco Bell and it's like,
02:14:37
okay, let's just not get some with lettuce.
02:14:39
I like this case. It is.
02:14:41
And the bitch of the thing was like, oh, do you want the colapinto
02:14:44
sauce or some shit?
02:14:45
And I was just my girlfriend was like, I, I'm like thinking I've never been asked
02:14:49
before. And my bitch was like, no. And I'm like, yeah.
02:14:52
And normally I don't care what sauce is in it, but I don't like how Pinos
02:14:56
and if I'm offered, I just would say no.
02:14:59
And then later that, yeah, it's the how it it's the how opinion
02:15:04
that is the Cyclospora issue, not the lettuce.
02:15:07
So sure is do you know what somebody tried to say?
02:15:10
The lettuce recall was was a false positive, but everybody ignored me.
02:15:15
They just kept I'm I said it on this really fucked up that bad.
02:15:21
So I to be a little bit less critical of them.
02:15:24
The gestation period of the parasite.
02:15:26
I don't know if I'm using the right word, but the time when it gets in you
02:15:29
to the time where you have symptoms can be like two weeks.
02:15:33
So, like, it's really hard for them to tell you
02:15:36
what did it, but they yeah, they finally figured it out.
02:15:39
Fucking hollow pantyhose. None.
02:15:42
No, don't put it on there.
02:15:44
No, no, really.
02:15:47
Oh, they you can see us in the corner.
02:15:48
Okay. This is,
02:15:51
small world.
02:15:52
Coincidence?
02:15:53
Yesterday was my wife's birthday, right?
02:15:56
There is no small world.
02:15:58
There's only coincidence.
02:15:59
My wife and her sister in law.
02:16:01
We're trying to determine what would be the birthday
02:16:04
dinner for, their two birthdays.
02:16:07
Because my sister was Friday and my wife was Sunday.
02:16:11
So they decided on tacos, and I was to pick up the, whatever the hell.
02:16:17
Well, pulled pork, and I did,
02:16:20
but I always did.
02:16:22
Well, for Taco to the place.
02:16:24
Yeah. Pulled pork.
02:16:25
Okay, so I went to I went to,
02:16:29
Hugo's market called pork, just like 2 or 3 miles north
02:16:34
from Los Tortugas restaurant.
02:16:37
And I took Hugo's means family order.
02:16:40
Right. They had.
02:16:41
I love Tortuga.
02:16:43
Yes. There you go.
02:16:45
First the Caribbean.
02:16:46
Dun dun dun dun
02:16:49
I I only,
02:16:51
Michael Bolton song, but that's okay.
02:16:54
Oh, nice. So what's the thing?
02:16:57
I, like you said we have a an all
02:17:00
exactly.
02:17:01
Or whatever it is.
02:17:03
Carnitas.
02:17:06
And they said we don't have any order.
02:17:09
And I called my wife and I said, they don't have an order.
02:17:12
I said, you're in the right place.
02:17:13
And she said, and I said, yes, and I and she said, I'll, I'll call you right back.
02:17:18
And then their phone rings.
02:17:20
And the lady I was just talking to answers.
02:17:22
The phone walks over to the orders that are clearly on check slips,
02:17:29
and there's three of them, and she pulls out the one that is
02:17:33
Will ours and says, oh yeah, here it is.
02:17:37
Oh, why didn't she do that?
02:17:39
When I asked her,
02:17:41
she had to get called on the phone
02:17:44
to with the same question that I asked
02:17:47
when I walked in to actually walk over
02:17:51
to the place that they put the orders that I was asking for.
02:17:56
Dude. Okay, so dude,
02:17:58
I got a similar story.
02:18:00
Please.
02:18:01
And you're done when you're done.
02:18:02
Or if you're done when you're done.
02:18:04
Okay, so I saw how happy
02:18:06
I was helping you, your ghost pepper sauce, because they gave me
02:18:11
some extra time because they filled up that of carnitas for me.
02:18:16
6 pounds, which will be 90 bucks
02:18:19
instead of the 7110 bucks.
02:18:23
And so, I end up buying $110
02:18:27
one and the $5 bottle of sauce, which, by the way,
02:18:32
Holy crap, they mean business.
02:18:34
So and I bought some cilantro.
02:18:37
And so she said, you want me to cut up to tell you what,
02:18:40
because of the confusion thrown in for free, chalked it up for me.
02:18:44
Put it in the sandwich contract in Saran wrap, and I drove it home.
02:18:48
So you and got.
02:18:51
Yeah, we were making sandwiches,
02:18:53
so I had two packages of, corn tortillas,
02:18:57
two different bread, and then seven piles of carnitas,
02:19:01
the little sauce and this chopped up cilantro.
02:19:05
So I put some hazelnut.
02:19:09
Right.
02:19:09
Everyone had cilantro. Correct.
02:19:12
The funniest part is the cilantro.
02:19:15
So earlier in the week.
02:19:16
Okay, back up.
02:19:19
Wednesday I bought cilantro fresh from Maya, and I brought it home.
02:19:23
I said, we gotta be careful with this.
02:19:25
I don't, I put it in a plastic bag, but I knew I needed to breathe,
02:19:29
so she said, no, no, we have to, like, put it on, basically flowers.
02:19:33
So she dip the stems in water and put it in the fridge
02:19:36
where she keeps for half an hour,
02:19:39
30 degrees to keep her beers freezing.
02:19:42
Amen. Which wilted? The cilantro.
02:19:45
So that's why I asked for more cilantro, because it was all wilted.
02:19:50
So they gave us some cilantro, all chopped up
02:19:53
for free because of the confusion from the special order.
02:19:56
So I put it in the attached garage with the carnitas.
02:20:01
And then she she said, the carnitas.
02:20:04
Isn't that sorry?
02:20:05
The pulled pork isn't what I said.
02:20:07
No, turn on the oven. Throw it in.
02:20:10
So I threw it in the oven.
02:20:11
No, at 250 degrees.
02:20:14
You don't want that. You know.
02:20:16
Singeing. So.
02:20:19
So an hour before the party, I'm heating up
02:20:21
the carnitas, and, it's horrible.
02:20:24
So I throw the carnitas into the truck.
02:20:28
I throw the.
02:20:31
Okay, I forget the cilantro.
02:20:34
That's the main thing I need to bring.
02:20:37
It's in the trash.
02:20:38
It's.
02:20:39
It's not with the rest of the stuff because
02:20:42
it was separated, but I had to eat up to the plate.
02:20:45
So third time
02:20:48
I go to a third store to buy cilantro a third time.
02:20:54
You know, right
02:20:56
now, did anybody else
02:20:58
this week by four different
02:21:02
packages of cilantro?
02:21:04
Because I didn't know at the time
02:21:08
that one of the bags is a slow.
02:21:11
No, no, I got cilantro.
02:21:13
You guys need it. By the way,
02:21:15
I did two great.
02:21:17
And that was the interesting part of the story, the way that was. It.
02:21:21
Cilantro. Yeah.
02:21:23
You fucked up that much. You got too much cilantro.
02:21:25
Don't you have a
02:21:27
I have a wait.
02:21:28
I don't have just too much cilantro.
02:21:29
I have way too much cilantro.
02:21:32
Don't even likes it.
02:21:35
Yeah.
02:21:35
So what did you I eat
02:21:38
okay. I had
02:21:40
you hear me out of this.
02:21:44
Extra cilantro.
02:21:46
I ate 2 or 3 of my cookies which were gone.
02:21:50
It was my wife, me, my dad, my mom,
02:21:53
my aunt and my, Tupperware full of cookies.
02:21:58
And it didn't make it to the other end.
02:21:59
The cookies were gone on.
02:22:01
All right, I'm going to come with that 2.8 cookies. Eat
02:22:06
in order to get that container empty.
02:22:09
How do the table empty?
02:22:12
So we didn't pass it to the other side of the table.
02:22:14
We have it in our side of the table, and I just put the container away.
02:22:19
So, I six tacos,
02:22:23
two cookies, I think 2 or 3.
02:22:26
And then we had two different cakes, ice cream cake.
02:22:30
And for people who are lactose intolerant, like my wife, a regular take who,
02:22:35
And she doesn't like chocolate.
02:22:36
So it was half chocolate frosting, half final processing.
02:22:39
There was one piece of vanilla frosting. This thing,
02:22:42
all of the chocolate
02:22:43
frosted cake missing after the ice cream cake gone.
02:22:47
And I ate a giant slice of the ice cream cake.
02:22:50
Giant slice of the chocolate frosted vanilla cake, and a bunch of my cookies.
02:22:56
Thank you very much.
02:23:01
Did you have a story that was kind of interesting?
02:23:04
That was not very interesting.
02:23:06
That was like my Sally Fields Luke story.
02:23:11
Then Luke enjoys the Sally field sleigh.
02:23:14
Wow, Luke's really enjoyed it, said
02:23:17
that was really a productive segment, wasn't it?
02:23:20
He said it was like the part where we just kept repeating,
02:23:24
which I believe was the, I'm not invited to segment.
02:23:28
I've heard that. Oh,
02:23:30
that was, it wasn't a montage.
02:23:34
I was invited.
02:23:37
You guys are invited September 6th.
02:23:38
The reason he he
02:23:39
the reason he doesn't didn't like that part is probably because he was invited.
02:23:45
Who is invited?
02:23:46
September 6th.
02:23:48
That was in my place.
02:23:50
It's right here.
02:23:51
Okay, I'll give you a hint.
02:23:53
It's just not a Sunday.
02:23:56
It's, Memorial Day.
02:23:57
I just will be.
02:23:59
Description. Okay. It's Labor Day weekend.
02:24:02
It's Sunday.
02:24:04
It's all afternoon and into the evening.
02:24:07
It's here.
02:24:07
Since when?
02:24:08
And it's Sunday, Labor Day.
02:24:11
You choose these vacation weekends?
02:24:14
Most normal people go,
02:24:15
I don't know, to their lake houses and ride their jet skis and.
02:24:19
Yeah, but then there's this poor people that fish and I am local to do.
02:24:23
I have pretty good attendance for these,
02:24:26
so shut up, stupid.
02:24:31
Whoa, that was five seasons.
02:24:32
Like all your friends are old.
02:24:36
No, I don't care if you don't show up, you don't show up.
02:24:39
You don't show.
02:24:40
I do family stuff on the family weekends.
02:24:44
You know, that's also you don't show up, but also you're known for not showing up.
02:24:50
You're, like, famously
02:24:51
known for not showing up.
02:24:55
Surprise.
02:24:56
Well, I don't think I needed someone to show north fishing or driving my jets.
02:25:01
You here to videotape the what's
02:25:04
going on with the the dynamics of the thing?
02:25:08
I think you would make an interesting segment.
02:25:10
What would you.
02:25:12
You can have a good time without you talk.
02:25:14
Don't believe me?
02:25:14
Just watch on
02:25:17
the road.
02:25:20
By the way, your battery's getting pretty, but we.
02:25:24
It is a warm up for the nets.
02:25:27
A month later, my next birthday party.
02:25:31
Shut up.
02:25:33
You are invited here.
02:25:35
That's going to be very controversial to my house.
02:25:37
Shut the fuck up!
02:25:40
Saturday, October 8th
02:25:44
I think it's okay if you check the calendar.
02:25:47
It's the Saturday before the 12.
02:25:49
Saturday, October before the 12.
02:25:54
You wonder why people can't show up is because they're not smart enough
02:25:56
to figure out what's the Saturday before the 12th.
02:25:59
So that's a little
02:26:01
I want to say.
02:26:02
It's the eighth Gary to hurdle.
02:26:04
If you can't figure that out.
02:26:06
He doesn't want you at his party.
02:26:07
Right. You okay? Yeah, yeah.
02:26:09
If you can't figure out
02:26:10
what the sitter did before the 12th is I think it's the 8th of September.
02:26:14
All afternoon.
02:26:16
And then do that in this evening or October.
02:26:19
And it's it's October.
02:26:23
It's I think it is
02:26:25
the 10th over 10th on Saturday, October 10th.
02:26:29
Here.
02:26:31
My birthday celebration.
02:26:33
I'm turning 53
02:26:37
and thinking this year
02:26:40
and you guys are invited and all the viewers are invited.
02:26:44
You guys are invited to come here yourselves and play Nintendo
02:26:48
with Will Smith.
02:26:49
So I know when I'm alone.
02:26:53
Oh, look at those controllers.
02:26:55
I think about the draw playing and telling stories.
02:26:58
Have you noticed you haven't noticed it?
02:27:03
I really do look at their controller.
02:27:06
What about them?
02:27:07
Their Sega Genesis controllers?
02:27:10
What's that console?
02:27:12
And the console is the console.
02:27:14
Oh, it's an internal.
02:27:17
Yeah, yeah. It's weird right? Whoo!
02:27:19
And yes, there's a genesis elsewhere.
02:27:23
So I did that. Oh, I didn't do that.
02:27:25
You could just, like, rewire them in those doors, man.
02:27:29
I will get bruises on the corner of my fingers from the square controller.
02:27:32
The retarded.
02:27:34
Your fingers are.
02:27:35
My rich family had multiple consoles.
02:27:38
We had. We had them all.
02:27:40
I have them all currently.
02:27:42
We didn't have a Genesis. It was good.
02:27:45
I have Genesis now. You're good.
02:27:46
Sega Genesis was the best.
02:27:49
Yeah. Where was it?
02:27:49
Yeah, well, it done nothing.
02:27:52
Yeah.
02:27:52
Where's Nintendo?
02:27:53
No. Hedgehog, I don't know. Oh you just they
02:27:58
switch to.
02:27:59
Oh you don't want to switch.
02:28:00
I thought we were talking just the, the generation of a $600 switch
02:28:04
to the most expensive fucking console you can.
02:28:07
Sega. Sega was better in every respect.
02:28:10
The reason it failed is because they didn't
02:28:11
have the licensing for the games, like Nintendo did.
02:28:14
Say. You know, they couldn't come up with anything original.
02:28:17
They had Sonic and that was it.
02:28:19
They like.
02:28:20
And then they never got they never built on it.
02:28:23
Everything they built off of it.
02:28:24
So it was just the same shit.
02:28:28
But hey,
02:28:30
I think what these guys have to say am franchise.
02:28:34
Do not.
02:28:35
No no no no no no no we had to ask fledge and then you left.
02:28:40
Yeah exactly. Yeah okay.
02:28:42
Yeah.
02:28:43
You were that guy telling you how you play Nintendo.
02:28:49
Is control
02:28:50
forever.
02:28:51
I really consider of
02:28:55
momentum.
02:28:56
They insisted on
02:28:59
the controllers even being black. No.
02:29:06
Why should we stay away from ground zero?
02:29:10
Oh, not us,
02:29:11
just Mamdani.
02:29:16
Mamdani. Ali.
02:29:16
Akbar.
02:29:25
Look at that cam trail, dude.
02:29:26
It looks like letters.
02:29:29
This the only explanation of this thing following behind this plane.
02:29:32
And it's unnatural.
02:29:39
All right.
02:29:40
Tell you what.
02:29:42
He's the Zohan.
02:29:43
The Zohan.
02:29:44
Mamdani.
02:29:47
Okay.
02:29:49
Free speech. Oh.
02:29:51
Is this the helicopter?
02:29:56
Helicopter?
02:29:57
I don't mean we got it.
02:30:00
I don't mean in the traditional part of the pulpit.
02:30:06
This is a this is good and poorly, isn't it?
02:30:10
No. Oh, no.
02:30:12
Oh, yeah. Well,
02:30:15
I already know. Isn't.
02:30:16
It's the message
02:30:19
or the metaphor.
02:30:20
There's a banner going around.
02:30:21
No small screen is telling.
02:30:24
Yes I do.
02:30:25
You should get a bigger one and a phone that plugs into it.
02:30:27
I've got one right there. Sanyo.
02:30:30
I have one of my car for you. That's even bigger.
02:30:32
I've done in the mayor and it says stay away from ground zero.
02:30:39
Because I believe he said that we deserved it.
02:30:41
It's pretty good.
02:30:44
I mean,
02:30:47
Did he or didn't he?
02:30:48
If he did or didn't.
02:30:49
This is super operative.
02:30:51
When I did, he did pretty brazen. It's brazen.
02:30:54
That's why this one is.
02:30:55
It's not just because it's like it's like a total
02:30:57
like it's an actual in-person troll versus like, internet.
02:31:01
You know what I mean? It's like, this is what it used to.
02:31:05
Do that bit.
02:31:06
I can't control.
02:31:11
Whose image?
02:31:14
There is, Joan.
02:31:15
Ariela.
02:31:18
I'm not making that up.
02:31:19
That's exactly what. Oh.
02:31:23
Jesus Christ, right.
02:31:27
I wonder why they call her that.
02:31:29
Oh, no, you guys, I don't.
02:31:32
I said, Joan, but there was 2000 there.
02:31:34
But actually, Joanne, Ariela.
02:31:38
Yeah, I mispronounce that.
02:31:39
It's spelled the same as Joan was in any.
02:31:44
Yeah.
02:31:45
With any with any
02:31:48
Joan. Any.
02:31:50
Anyone. Yeah.
02:31:51
Do you think somebody that said that America deserved 911.
02:31:54
Should we get to celebrate?
02:31:55
Wait, why are they having a 911 celebration?
02:31:58
I think I missed yeah. Celebrating 911.
02:32:01
Yes. She should definitely be there.
02:32:07
More breaking news.
02:32:09
It's like there are people declaring for the WNBA draft.
02:32:20
I like the dynamics of him saying,
02:32:22
I've transitioned and I'd like to say that I'm a woman.
02:32:29
But this could have been
02:32:31
the guy that was identified as Bigfoot.
02:32:37
I identified.
02:32:52
We can't hear Brady.
02:32:56
No sound.
02:32:57
Brady.
02:32:59
But Doctor Reid,
02:33:01
I mean, that's what it's there for.
02:33:03
Imagine if you were deaf.
02:33:04
Okay? How dare you make fun of them?
02:33:07
I'll try to read it.
02:33:08
Do. Bro, can you listen to the Rumble?
02:33:10
I'll play it again if it's not, you know.
02:33:13
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can do that.
02:33:18
Why did it start happening?
02:33:20
Just read.
02:33:24
He's declaring for the WNBA draft.
02:33:28
I'm a black.
02:33:30
I'm a black, young, black, he said.
02:33:32
I don't know how young he is. What?
02:33:33
He said I'm a black.
02:33:34
I'm a young black.
02:33:37
It's always an interesting
02:33:40
I mean, that's what a lot of them say.
02:33:43
The young
02:33:44
ones especially, I identify as young and black,
02:33:49
but that doesn't make me a black who doesn't know
02:33:52
there's another NBA player to that.
02:33:54
That did the same thing I think.
02:33:56
Yeah.
02:33:57
Or like
02:33:59
former OKC Thunder player.
02:34:02
His name is Enes Kanter.
02:34:07
He is has also declared ridiculous.
02:34:10
Is this sorry.
02:34:12
Oh I'm distracted because I just place my order
02:34:14
and they're like can you hear the DoorDash?
02:34:16
And it's like preparing your order. That's you.
02:34:18
I've have 15 minutes to double dash.
02:34:21
That means I can get a fuck.
02:34:22
Another thing from McDonald's or Wendy's or Thai Royal.
02:34:26
Yeah. It's like
02:34:28
it's exactly what you want after you lose a whole meal.
02:34:33
Amazon will do that to you.
02:34:34
Just order the refrigerator.
02:34:35
Why don't you see these?
02:34:36
Refrigerator 600 pound life? This shit's real.
02:34:40
They're just trying to kill Americans.
02:34:41
Would you like more?
02:34:43
How about more?
02:34:46
Rhonda, you're on the side.
02:34:49
Throw his hand. Is this guy?
02:34:50
Looks like he swears the USA does not ban men who identify as women.
02:34:57
Right now,
02:34:57
playing in the league would dominate the WNBA without batting an eyelash.
02:35:01
The number one prospect in the history of the NBA
02:35:06
and some of the here.
02:35:08
So Edith Kanter is also declared for the WNBA draft.
02:35:13
I'd like to do it too,
02:35:14
but unfortunately I don't feel like it.
02:35:17
I feel like you've got to have a certain
02:35:19
platform for you to push the narrative, but I love that idea
02:35:23
because that's the one thing that's going to take that down, because
02:35:29
all it takes is you going, yeah, that's how I feel, and I get to play.
02:35:34
And then next thing you know, it's all dudes and then it washes it out
02:35:38
and it's either everyone comes to a realization or it just goes away.
02:35:43
I like the way you're going with that.
02:35:47
I hate to be withdrawals.
02:35:49
Frigate. Right.
02:35:52
The more people that stand up and do this,
02:35:55
the more it's just going to become like an obvious thing of like, oh, right.
02:36:00
Yeah. That's.
02:36:01
Yeah, you've got a point.
02:36:02
Because yeah, that's the society.
02:36:04
We're going to have to put an end to it or a,
02:36:07
like you said, washes out like it just does.
02:36:10
We're going to have to.
02:36:13
Yeah.
02:36:14
They're going to be like oh shit.
02:36:15
Yeah.
02:36:16
You guys all right I love it I love it.
02:36:18
No, don't do this in the NBA.
02:36:20
But it's all dudes like it's right. Right.
02:36:23
I forget it was the
02:36:25
I forget who the fuck pointed it out or what I was listening to.
02:36:27
But they made the just the generalization of
02:36:30
if you were born with a penis, you can't play.
02:36:35
And if it's for
02:36:36
you should never have to say if you're born with a penis to start that
02:36:41
you're born because you could be born with a vagina.
02:36:44
You suck.
02:36:45
All right.
02:36:45
Okay. Born with a vagina.
02:36:46
There's no reason to say only penises.
02:36:50
No, my.
02:36:51
I was thinking.
02:36:52
I know you're kind of portrayed in the NBA.
02:36:54
If you are born with the vagina, you play in the WNBA.
02:36:57
What happens in between?
02:36:58
That is your own psychological fuck all.
02:37:01
And once you start playing with that, it doesn't matter.
02:37:03
You have to coincide with with what you were, what what you had.
02:37:08
Greatest woman of all time, Caitlyn Jenner.
02:37:12
A dude
02:37:15
she's on the cover of time magazine is like woman of the year.
02:37:19
I'm not making this up.
02:37:21
I want to point to Serena Williams
02:37:23
and Marie Curie in that conversation, there's a quote of Serena Williams
02:37:28
saying that any man would be really in five minutes.
02:37:32
But a fight over transgender participation
02:37:35
took a flagrant foul from an opposing player, usually no.
02:37:38
Directed from the game. Our Jan Crawford is following the story.
02:37:41
There's Cunningham up ahead of the field ways it was.
02:37:44
How is there any debate that that's not a flagrant foul a flagrant foul.
02:37:49
It's a hard foul.
02:37:50
Yes the Indiana Fever's Sophie Cunningham look at this.
02:37:54
She she took a hit across the face and neck.
02:37:57
Led to an immediate ejection for the Chicago sky.
02:38:00
Citizen eight Carrington occasion.
02:38:03
There.
02:38:05
Great to see that show with,
02:38:10
do you have any to say last week or do we skip over that?
02:38:14
We have our men's locker room for the WNBA.
02:38:17
Do you have any Gray Poupon and neck that led to
02:38:20
an immediate ejection for the Chicago skies?
02:38:23
No, but I've got some gray hair, and I could maybe poop on Nate Carrington.
02:38:28
He's in a Carrington.
02:38:30
Janay Carrington.
02:38:32
I've already stated I'm not a badass, but I could beat these girls.
02:38:39
At what?
02:38:40
I don't know, sometimes if if it's.
02:38:42
It's like it's just
02:38:45
anything people look at and beer.
02:38:48
I wasn't in the same time dishwashing spray was given.
02:38:54
It was given and taken.
02:38:56
So if this, like,
02:38:58
something can't came in without being taken,
02:39:02
that's true.
02:39:05
There's a difference between a hard foul
02:39:07
from somebody dropping a basketball their entire life, right?
02:39:10
Yeah, yeah. There's a difference between right.
02:39:12
Oh, I've never said that before.
02:39:15
Brittany's worried about this.
02:39:16
I you just said draws I like ten minutes ago.
02:39:18
I'm blown away.
02:39:19
Blown away. Jerry, you know,
02:39:22
I don't know.
02:39:23
I've never agreed with either one of you or anything.
02:39:27
I don't even know what I'm doing here.
02:39:28
As above. So below.
02:39:31
Damn.
02:39:32
Did you have a deer flag? Now's the time.
02:39:35
No. Definitely not.
02:39:38
It definitely is not the time.
02:39:41
I would agree with you, but
02:39:42
we'd both be wrong.
02:39:46
It's the Brady and Joshua Brady.
02:39:49
I can't believe it's already 22 one.
02:39:51
And so below because my boys
02:39:55
Brady and Joshua are doing it our way.
02:39:59
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
02:40:02
Brady and your show it's Brady
02:40:05
and Drew on their show now Brady draw
02:40:10
I think that,
02:40:17
I think it's a
02:40:18
it's a good life lesson.
02:40:23
Okay, so yeah, this pitch is getting hit.
02:40:25
Okay.
02:40:26
Escorted to the locker room.
02:40:27
Mayonnaise, Dijon mustard.
02:40:29
Why? Said, she just simply said
02:40:33
white privilege because they he she thinks that it's racist.
02:40:37
Yeah, that that that's why I know that she got the foul called on her
02:40:40
the the Sophie Cunningham the waitlist white lady got hit.
02:40:45
But I don't understand.
02:40:48
It was player to player.
02:40:49
You're supposed to protect the player.
02:40:50
These rules are to protect you to hope.
02:40:54
I said that right.
02:40:55
What is this?
02:40:55
Respect your name. What isn't this like?
02:40:58
It is weird because I do listen to
02:41:02
some certain conservative avenues that kind of analyze some of the shit,
02:41:07
and I don't know, but I'm, I don't never heard anyone who just struck me.
02:41:12
This doesn't at all, in any sense, occur in the NBA.
02:41:19
What? Oh, you mean race?
02:41:20
You don't do this in the NBA.
02:41:22
All of this.
02:41:23
The they don't have to cross the board.
02:41:26
I think that there's people in the WNBA that are centers
02:41:30
fuel this because it gets us in the news
02:41:33
well over the what was it some of the like the only thing that I hear is,
02:41:37
just the kind of it's not a 100% serious
02:41:41
breakdown, but it is interesting because it is it isn't.
02:41:47
It is factual that this is like this
02:41:50
type of shit happens to the straight
02:41:54
white women.
02:41:58
Right.
02:41:58
Did they don't I mean, I don't think they like the attention.
02:42:02
That's white privilege.
02:42:03
They got to stop the white privilege with black violence.
02:42:08
And I'm just I'm using their words, not mine.
02:42:10
It just seems, participation.
02:42:13
Last month, Cunningham was the first WNBA player to speak out against it.
02:42:18
I said what I said, I think it's kind of common sense.
02:42:20
What do we see on both sides of black?
02:42:22
When you're the shooter, you should always be able to hear it.
02:42:24
Trying to prove a point, two former NBA players said
02:42:27
they would identify as women and declare for the WNBA draft.
02:42:31
It's officially official.
02:42:32
I just declare for the 2027 WNBA draft and for all
02:42:37
the firestorm has put a harsh spotlight on the WNBA,
02:42:40
with critics saying the league wasn't ready for its explosion of popular.
02:42:43
Now, Commissioner Cathy Engelbert said
02:42:46
the league will discuss the transgender issue this week.
02:42:49
Jane Crawford, CBS news, Washington
02:42:55
yeah.
02:42:56
I mean, I don't think
02:42:58
I don't think men should be allowed.
02:43:02
Regardless of what they call themselves.
02:43:04
Oh, see, I had one last Gary video set up.
02:43:07
I wish I knew where that video was coming from so I could think straight.
02:43:11
There we go.
02:43:11
You couldn't hear that?
02:43:12
I could hear that.
02:43:16
Louis black montage.
02:43:23
Idiots.
02:43:23
Best when I see one on 100%.
02:43:25
They should do what they do with fucking any sport that you try to do.
02:43:30
Coed type shit.
02:43:32
And I'm perfectly fine with it.
02:43:34
Do you do NBA?
02:43:35
WNBA? I don't give a fuck.
02:43:37
You do a mix of both genders and you have to have three
02:43:43
and two on the court, regardless of how, whatever the fuck you see fit.
02:43:48
And obviously it's going to be three men, two women, but.
02:43:53
It would be fair.
02:43:54
Every team would have the same.
02:43:58
No, you know, like that, I think.
02:44:00
No, I think like wrestling.
02:44:03
There's weight classes for a reason.
02:44:06
Basketball.
02:44:07
I know there's big and short and you have positions, guards and.
02:44:09
But you're not different sizes.
02:44:11
But I guess so.
02:44:13
But you're not.
02:44:13
So there's LSU, there's a lot of people like dumped by WNBA.
02:44:18
You're not supposed to collide like the videos.
02:44:20
They're there are less than ten people that can dunk in the WNBA of all time.
02:44:25
Well then you then you at that point eliminate dunking.
02:44:27
Then you go, no, you can't dunk anymore.
02:44:29
It's got to be a lie about how about lowering the glass? Only
02:44:35
for the women.
02:44:35
Yeah, I've always pushed for that. I would love to see that.
02:44:37
That would be huge, ladies.
02:44:39
It would make it more entertaining.
02:44:42
The problem is, is
02:44:43
you have a whole dynamic
02:44:46
of young girls and just gymnasiums in general
02:44:50
that don't accommodate, like, a basket that could change height.
02:44:55
You know, it's not that simple to
02:45:00
have everyone conform.
02:45:01
Yeah, but they they could make it pretty simple at the college level,
02:45:05
I would assume. So, yeah.
02:45:06
Like what?
02:45:07
Retrofit.
02:45:08
Install it. Right out there.
02:45:09
I got one in my take the basket downs.
02:45:12
You know $1,500 that I can do.
02:45:15
I lower for my nieces for my
02:45:18
nieces future nieces.
02:45:22
And that's not
02:45:22
even that just has a pin in it in a different fucking.
02:45:26
No. It's got a crank.
02:45:28
Oh it's gangster these days.
02:45:29
You don't have that weird.
02:45:30
Like you don't have that weird stick that you have to use after, like,
02:45:33
oh I missed that.
02:45:34
Oh. Get it. There it is.
02:45:35
Oh remember that shit. Yeah, yeah.
02:45:38
No my my weird.
02:45:40
I just got to get your ticket.
02:45:42
I almost want to just put a drill to it so I can just go.
02:45:44
Here we go.
02:45:45
Fuck, motherfucker.
02:45:46
Work it good enough, or shall I go?
02:45:49
I don't know you bastards are going to be ready to hit that.
02:45:52
No, and you're killing me.
02:45:55
Stupid minute, stupid
02:45:58
punch.
02:45:59
Did have fun in Machu Picchu.
02:46:01
You're my second.
02:46:03
Take me something.
02:46:05
Get you up to speed with this?
02:46:07
Weird that I can't hear that woman talking about.
02:46:09
Yeah, so I'm gonna turn on.
02:46:11
Your name is in my God, it's nothing in my end, right?
02:46:14
The nutsack wrapped it around his neck.
02:46:18
Pull that down. Shove that up his ass.
02:46:22
It made it. Tamara's baby.
02:46:23
Oh, you can hear now, you spoiled vanilla milkshake.
02:46:27
You had him for that.
02:46:29
I can hear some jackass, like, full of sand up your ass.
02:46:32
Get it?
02:46:33
You're supposed to be 17, you pimply little six.
02:46:37
I'm going to go.
02:46:39
Yes. Yeah.
02:46:41
Sorry.
02:46:42
That was a little extreme.
02:46:45
Idiots.
02:46:45
Best.
02:46:48
Yeah.
02:46:49
He just went on a tirade of a bunch of almost swear words.
02:46:53
What if I, Well,
02:46:56
I didn't have the fucking thing talking to myself, sir.
02:47:00
Fart.
02:47:03
Where's the list of.
02:47:07
All. Right.
02:47:15
Arriving now in a Tesla,
02:47:19
we have our pull over video.
02:47:21
What?
02:47:21
They can get the right screen.
02:47:28
25,000?
02:47:30
Yes, sir.
02:47:31
Not fast I, I was I wasn't driving does assess driving autopilot, sir.
02:47:36
You're in charge though, so I need to see your driver's license.
02:47:39
Oh, technically, when you're on auto drive, you're not in charge.
02:47:43
The, the AI programing is.
02:47:45
So I was coming,
02:47:48
I wasn't wrong, so the matter
02:47:51
where it.
02:47:54
So if you're in a Waymo, if you're in a Waymo
02:47:57
and it malfunctions because this is it's
02:48:01
I mean I've been to several places where I'm like driving 35 miles an hour.
02:48:05
And the Google speed limit says it's 35 miles an hour and it's clearly 50.
02:48:10
It didn't cut down for a town.
02:48:13
And I'm like, wow, Google is wrong.
02:48:15
But now what if that same information is being used to control your speed
02:48:19
instead of just to give you a suggestion? Then here you go.
02:48:21
You're in this situation, okay?
02:48:22
You can blame the car all you want, but.
02:48:24
Well, I, I'm blaming the car.
02:48:26
Oh, how can we solve this problem?
02:48:28
Sir, do you have a driver's license?
02:48:30
As a car doesn't have a driver's license.
02:48:31
I need to see your driver's license.
02:48:35
But I can't get, like, anything I can enforce because this is.
02:48:37
Wasn't me, sir.
02:48:39
Talk to the car, bitch.
02:48:40
That's what he's basically saying. Sir, I need to see your driver's license.
02:48:43
Yes, I can give you the first of all.
02:48:45
No, not first of all.
02:48:47
Is he Asian?
02:48:49
He just said first of our.
02:48:52
This wasn't me, sir.
02:48:53
Sir, I need to see your driver's license. Yes, I can give you that.
02:48:56
Okay, first of all, I'm.
02:48:57
No, not for.
02:49:01
Oh, man.
02:49:02
I watched this about 20 times, and I didn't realize he was Asian.
02:49:05
I should have assumed.
02:49:06
But I can't go to anything I can enforce because this is wasn't me.
02:49:09
So he cannot even just get involved.
02:49:12
He can't get anything like involved.
02:49:14
Sir, I need to see your guy. Like. Such as?
02:49:17
Like. Yes, I can give you the.
02:49:18
First of all, I'm. No, not first of all.
02:49:20
The first thing I need to see. Oh, wait, I don't have that video.
02:49:22
I don't have to like such as video. I wasn't driving.
02:49:25
It doesn't matter.
02:49:26
That means that matters bad for them.
02:49:29
Why do you think this is?
02:49:33
I personally believe
02:49:35
that you Americans are unable to do so because,
02:49:40
some people out there in our nation don't have balance.
02:49:44
And, I believe that our education like, such
02:49:48
like such as matter, like gravity, etc..
02:49:51
I need South Africa.
02:49:52
Yes, I can give you that at all.
02:49:54
No, not first of all.
02:49:55
The first thing I need to see is your guy was like,
02:49:58
that's the number one that you're.
02:49:59
I wasn't driving.
02:50:00
It doesn't matter. Like you're completely in charge of the car.
02:50:03
I q okay, so now I, I don't like either side of this
02:50:07
because he was in no control of the car.
02:50:11
I understand that he has a legal, legal obligation, but that's not
02:50:14
what the officer just that's the number was he though was he was driving.
02:50:18
It doesn't matter.
02:50:19
My you're completely in charge of the car.
02:50:21
You're completely in charge of the car.
02:50:23
Okay, I guess.
02:50:26
I don't, I mean, I q word, right?
02:50:28
No, this is going to cause problems, but.
02:50:30
No, sir, I was here.
02:50:32
You're missing the point.
02:50:34
You are driving.
02:50:35
I'm assuming he's telling the truth.
02:50:38
You. You are driving.
02:50:39
Except that I wasn't driving your hand.
02:50:42
Well, you have access to the brake.
02:50:46
You're supposed to be paying attention,
02:50:48
but the date of the speed limit is coming in from.
02:50:50
I don't know where
02:50:53
my shit's wrong all the time.
02:50:55
Mine too.
02:50:56
I'd rather not get pulled over.
02:50:58
I don't know,
02:51:00
you're not Asian.
02:51:03
Head over to the car.
02:51:04
Doesn't matter. Okay? The more still you got me.
02:51:07
You can say the car's driving as all you want.
02:51:10
The judge is not going to play that game you were driving.
02:51:13
If you don't trust the car. I need to see your supervisor.
02:51:16
Please, sir, this is your ticket.
02:51:18
On the bottom is the complaint number.
02:51:20
If you want to talk to me, I just want to speak with you.
02:51:22
This is your copy. We go
02:51:25
so you can go.
02:51:26
Sir, do you want to go over the.
02:51:28
Do you say address or address?
02:51:30
Copy.
02:51:31
Do you want your driver's license back?
02:51:33
So you can't arrest me?
02:51:34
Sir, do you want your car? What you going to grab my brother's about?
02:51:37
I need to speak before your supervisor so all the supervisors are busy.
02:51:40
If you want to sit here and wait, you can.
02:51:42
There's a court date on the ticket. You will be here.
02:51:44
I mean, you will be.
02:51:45
Come here because I got every reporting right here.
02:51:47
This is how you respond to me.
02:51:49
How do you want to go? What I want to.
02:51:52
He has every recording here. Good. My brother's about.
02:51:54
I need to speak before you, supervisor, so I need to speak before your supervisor.
02:51:59
You're wrong, I I I Ferrara I Ferrara.
02:52:03
Whatever. If you don't. Ferrara. Aurora.
02:52:07
I'm going to Ferrara.
02:52:08
Your all the supervisors like you want to.
02:52:11
Do not arrest me.
02:52:13
Sit here and wait.
02:52:13
You can't the court date on the ticket.
02:52:16
You won't be here. And then he would be.
02:52:17
You will be her.
02:52:19
And then once you are here, I will come here.
02:52:21
And we will both be her.
02:52:23
Be come here.
02:52:24
Because I got every recording right here.
02:52:27
Because he got every recording right here.
02:52:30
Why does he keep saying all the words?
02:52:32
Like, out of all the things you could say,
02:52:34
you could say, I have this recording and said.
02:52:36
He says, I have,
02:52:38
I have a recording right here.
02:52:39
I, I respect every right of you. All right.
02:52:42
I can't say the English word rigatoni with a robbery.
02:52:45
Right.
02:52:46
If you see how you sound.
02:52:50
Talk those people's language and see how you sound.
02:52:52
This is how you respond to me.
02:52:54
So racist of you to think that I don't know.
02:52:56
How do you rude to me? This is my review.
02:52:58
So listen, sir, with due respect, I would do all respect.
02:53:04
I'm good citizen.
02:53:05
Good citizen.
02:53:06
I didn't do anything wrong.
02:53:08
I'm a zero criminal.
02:53:09
You tell me that a case like this. I didn't treat you like.
02:53:12
Oh no, no, no, you just.
02:53:14
You treat me like a China is an asshole.
02:53:18
That's what he just said.
02:53:19
With due respect, I'm a good citizen.
02:53:21
I didn't do anything wrong. I'm a zero criminal.
02:53:24
You treat me like that like this.
02:53:26
He zero camera.
02:53:28
I didn't treat you like.
02:53:29
Oh, no, no, no.
02:53:31
Now, to be clear, juror I'm not making fun of that.
02:53:34
He can barely speak English because I can understand it when I'm making fun of his.
02:53:37
The logic,
02:53:38
he can say words with certain hours and hours, but not when they're reversed.
02:53:43
Like, why?
02:53:45
Why do the hours come out?
02:53:46
Hours and the hours come out.
02:53:46
Else why doesn't he just try to say
02:53:48
instead of wall he's try to say were and it will come out wall.
02:53:52
Because I have a witness this who the car
02:53:57
is the witness.
02:53:58
You got a witness.
02:53:59
You tell me like this.
02:54:00
I want to see you.
02:54:01
Do you don't. Can't you talk to your Tesla?
02:54:03
He should have said Tesla.
02:54:04
Please tell the officer.
02:54:08
But he didn't drive.
02:54:09
Unless, you know, I started. I'm a customer.
02:54:13
I didn't think again any worse.
02:54:14
But now he's. See?
02:54:14
Why would you even try to say acceptable?
02:54:17
She got a witness. You tell me like this.
02:54:19
You want to see.
02:54:20
You know it's not a person.
02:54:22
I'm a detective. It's not a server, okay?
02:54:25
You cannot treat me like this.
02:54:26
Bustamante, are you going to sit here and wait for this?
02:54:29
No, no, I want your supervisor right now.
02:54:31
I so you mean. Yes.
02:54:32
Are you going to wait for the supervisor?
02:54:34
No, I want the supervisor. Right. And now
02:54:37
you need to make him appear. Our.
02:54:41
You will be here. Oh, yes, I went.
02:54:43
I'm leaving, I'm leaving.
02:54:44
Goodbye, goodbye.
02:54:46
I'm a ghost.
02:54:48
I'm leaving a goodbye.
02:54:55
I think that,
02:54:58
he maybe he should have,
02:55:01
He's going to fight the ticket
02:55:04
and he'll probably win a big role.
02:55:17
What makes this extraordinary?
02:55:19
He was outstanding in his field. I'll show myself out.
02:55:22
No, actually.
02:55:23
Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Durant's live.
02:55:26
The American version of the Scandinavian show.
02:55:29
Same theme, just in English.
02:55:30
And today is our field episode.
02:55:32
So I should start with naming some various fields.
02:55:34
You know, you've got your corn field, your pumpkin, patch.
02:55:37
Never mind. So you have a football field.
02:55:40
Field or soccer field or is it football pitch? So.
02:55:43
So I got that one wrong, too.
02:55:44
Field of study, field of vision.
02:55:46
So there there are so many fields.
02:55:48
Electromagnetic field, field of gravity.
02:55:52
I've seen amber waves of green weight that didn't have field in it.
02:55:56
One of the fields that interest me.
02:55:58
I would like to start with the Mandela Effect from Field of Dreams.
02:56:02
If you build it, he will come.
02:56:03
A lot of people mistake that.
02:56:05
For if you build it, they will come.
02:56:06
But one of the key Mandela effects involved Sally field,
02:56:10
one of them that affects Sally field is people a mistake her for Sally fields.
02:56:14
Now, I think that's just a mistake of possessive like Christopher Reeves.
02:56:18
I believe it's Field and Reeve.
02:56:20
But even more interesting than that is her acceptance speech when she said, right
02:56:24
now, you really like me.
02:56:25
That's not what she said in my timeline.
02:56:28
But she's married to a scientist at CERN.
02:56:30
So if you're not familiar with this,
02:56:31
back in 2012, CERN discovered the Higgs field.
02:56:35
And this was revolutionary.
02:56:36
It changed the atomic weight of a single electron
02:56:40
and destroyed the universe as we know it.
02:56:41
And, a large number, possibly an infinite number of universes,
02:56:46
and we time slip to a remaining universe similar to our own.
02:56:50
And we have these false memories
02:56:52
ever since 2012, when our universe was destroyed by CERN.
02:56:56
And that's that's that story.
02:56:58
And so I'm going to talk about I'm going to bring up some of these topics
02:57:01
like that and see if this prompts any discussion in the comments.
02:57:04
And then
02:57:05
we can circle back and talk about it some more if you think I'm off my rocker.
02:57:09
But this is just one of the things
02:57:10
that, that I've, I've, I've heard that is going on.
02:57:14
Something of personal experience.
02:57:16
I don't like to do anything after work on a Monday before the show,
02:57:20
because I have to race home and and take a nap so that this is the watch.
02:57:24
That's my first sleep.
02:57:26
And I have my second sleep after the show, while the day I had to go to Maya.
02:57:29
And every time I go to Maya, it's a big experience.
02:57:32
You park far away, you walk in and, you end up getting a lot
02:57:35
more than you'd go in for.
02:57:37
I went in for, dark chocolate, and then I'm doing this.
02:57:41
Walk bags.
02:57:42
I was out of both, so I.
02:57:43
I turned off the track, and, what was what song was playing?
02:57:46
I think it's, the one about the, Edmund Fitzgerald.
02:57:49
I think it's Gordon Lightfoot.
02:57:51
And it was just starting, and I walked in, I grabbed, I walked through the candy
02:57:55
section, and I right away I saw the sharing some of the dark
02:57:58
chocolate, Eminem's grab those walked over to the Ziploc bags.
02:58:03
There were there was one on sale 48 quart size
02:58:06
white and want to use scan started up the track.
02:58:10
Same song list.
02:58:10
Sounds like such a grandpa ranted a long song.
02:58:13
Now in order to get on the radio, you usually want
02:58:16
your song to be two and a half three minutes long.
02:58:20
There have been a few exceptions to this.
02:58:22
Iron maiden came up last week and I'm of the Ancient Mariner,
02:58:26
I it's got to be 15 minutes long.
02:58:29
There's a few third one that one of my favorite is November rain.
02:58:33
That's over ten minutes.
02:58:35
Just throw all has a bunch.
02:58:36
The the the the Jennings, the, Grateful Dead have a bunch of long ones
02:58:40
and, and so we can discuss long songs.
02:58:43
My field of study.
02:58:46
Besides particle physics, they'll be conspiracy theory.
02:58:50
I love conspiracy theories.
02:58:52
They're my. They're my favorite thing to explore.
02:58:54
But you may have noticed that last week we did broccoli, which grows and a god.
02:58:59
And then this week we're doing fields.
02:59:01
Next week, I'll tell you right now the topic will be go to. Now.
02:59:05
I can finally reveal that for the last three and a half years,
02:59:08
I've put you guys on a mass. It's a rickroll.
02:59:11
And I didn't spell out never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
02:59:15
But if you go backwards from goats to fields to broccoli, it's not.
02:59:19
I'll give you a hint.
02:59:20
It's not the first letter of each word, but look for the pattern.
02:59:23
I left the message.
02:59:24
Go through all the titles of our last 160 shows and you will.
02:59:28
You will see the message that I hidden them there.
02:59:31
So there's there's your little Easter egg.
02:59:33
And I finally got there with, with goats next week.
02:59:36
And we'll be, looking at fainting goats, screaming goats,
02:59:39
the ones that climb up the trees, the one that scale the the cliffs.
02:59:43
It'll be fun.
02:59:44
I love the little baby ones that hop around, and those are all mine.
02:59:48
So, But this this week, I chose fields, and everything is a field
02:59:52
according to physics stats. Everything is.
02:59:55
So basically, I have chosen this week's topic as everything.
02:59:59
Surprise, surprise.
03:00:00
But since, my favorite is conspiracy theories.
03:00:04
Roll the clip.
03:00:13
Ningaloo, the young male
03:00:16
giraffe, has died at the Detroit Zoo, and I can't play the video.
03:00:20
It just says, we'll be right back.
03:00:23
Was there a video?
03:00:25
Yeah, I think it is generic.
03:00:28
Well, let me see if I can do it.
03:00:30
A young giraffe has died at the Detroit Zoo
03:00:32
after he was seriously injured during an interaction with herd members.
03:00:37
What the fuck? I heard members click.
03:00:39
You can't click on that fucking banner there.
03:00:41
I never do anything.
03:00:43
Yeah, click on the logo for it.
03:00:44
Does nothing.
03:00:46
Oh, I should try to click on it.
03:00:47
Thank you.
03:00:50
Okay, this has nothing to do with the giraffe thing
03:00:52
because it gives a story about, Yeah.
03:00:56
I don't think there's a video, but I'm curious in this story.
03:00:59
So let's jump to this story on the
03:01:02
oh. How do I do it?
03:01:06
You'll figure it out.
03:01:09
Speaking of the zoo.
03:01:13
Right. What?
03:01:13
Whoa. What?
03:01:16
That Gary Coleman,
03:01:18
I still I'm Kimberly Gill, but their mom tells us I can't.
03:01:22
Jason are more serious
03:01:24
than you with multiple critical injuries.
03:01:27
Let's get right to Erica Erikson.
03:01:29
Multiple critical issues on so many levels.
03:01:33
What does she look like? Freaking
03:01:36
Erica Kirk.
03:01:37
That scowl.
03:01:40
It's scowl.
03:01:42
Well, this is being funky with the
03:01:47
this is 13 year.
03:01:53
To Gary Coleman.
03:01:54
Hello? The fuck is this?
03:01:57
What are your son's injuries?
03:02:02
Multiple critical injuries.
03:02:04
Her name is Erica.
03:02:05
Apparently.
03:02:08
Yeah.
03:02:08
What is this?
03:02:09
If you look like Erica used to make up like that.
03:02:13
Old Raven Bryant of Radford says the teens have been riding their e-bike Saturday
03:02:17
night around, walking and popping by 7-Eleven,
03:02:20
according to her daughter, when they tried to cross near Inkster
03:02:23
and Florida to get back home, a car hit them both,
03:02:27
knocking them off their e-bike, Bryant receiving a frantic call.
03:02:31
My, someone just hit us off the bike. Someone just hit us off the bike.
03:02:34
Bryant only a few minutes from the area, flagging down a driver
03:02:37
getting a ride to the intersection and neighbors.
03:02:40
Yeah, so my bet you been talking about this I haven't.
03:02:43
I brought this up since the dawn of e-bikes
03:02:46
of the fact that they're they're not cars.
03:02:49
They're not bikes.
03:02:49
No, they don't belong.
03:02:52
They're kind of like a scooter.
03:02:54
Did you have a spree or you're too young to have it, like.
03:02:57
Yeah, but is that not like a moped?
03:02:59
It's a moped.
03:03:00
Exactly. Right. E-bike is just a motor.
03:03:02
I told my bitch, and then she was like, yeah, you have to have a
03:03:05
you have to have a, like a motorcycle license essentially to ride a moped.
03:03:10
You could be like 12 or 13 and get a moped license.
03:03:14
Yeah, whatever.
03:03:15
But you still need that in these other headlights, tail lights, brake lights,
03:03:19
turn signals.
03:03:23
Well, you don't need turn signals.
03:03:24
You can always signal with your arms.
03:03:27
If I'm sure you saw me, you saw me turn without signal.
03:03:31
He's like, you don't know, but you're.
03:03:33
You didn't want to always. Yeah, because I do.
03:03:35
My light was out. I knew it
03:03:38
well, now I roll down my pants.
03:03:39
You got to stick your hand out the other one.
03:03:42
I had it.
03:03:42
Somebody asked, how do you know which one?
03:03:44
I'm like a dude,
03:03:44
if you can point, that's, you know, if you're going the other way, right?
03:03:48
Yeah. Makes sense.
03:03:49
Yeah. If you're not an idiot, it should.
03:03:51
Unless if you can reach your other window, you can roll that down and point out
03:03:54
that window too. It's also accepting going this way.
03:03:56
Yeah.
03:03:57
Otherwise I'll just go like to be clear though, you just need to signal there's
03:04:00
no there's there's no official signal.
03:04:02
Don't if you if a cop gives you a ticket, say, oh, no,
03:04:06
that signal was not satisfactory. Well, then the cops, stupid.
03:04:10
I didn't say that.
03:04:11
What do you think? All cops are stupid.
03:04:14
Look, there's, comic where these two little weird
03:04:17
creatures are looking at a flock camera
03:04:19
saying only criminals need to worry about it.
03:04:20
And then on the second side,
03:04:21
it says it was criminal to stand too closely during Covid.
03:04:25
No, it wasn't.
03:04:27
Yes it was.
03:04:28
Didn't you read to me the other.
03:04:30
It sure was.
03:04:31
It was codified by the whatever I put in the text by the emergency.
03:04:36
You can't repeat it now.
03:04:37
You can't.
03:04:37
You don't know because I know factually it wasn't a law.
03:04:42
And so therefore
03:04:44
there was nothing unlawful about standing, wasn't it?
03:04:49
They claim the power under the Emergency Power Act, and they,
03:04:52
they, they gave people fines for gathering. No.
03:04:56
Yeah.
03:04:58
For gathering less mass gathering.
03:05:00
Yeah.
03:05:00
Standing less than six feet from someone. No.
03:05:04
It. Yeah.
03:05:05
Yeah it was I mean that's
03:05:06
it's, it's a, it's first of all it's like you're conflating things.
03:05:10
Yeah. Yeah.
03:05:10
Fleeting means well you're like posing it as if like. Oh.
03:05:14
And it's like, well no, because there's holes in there.
03:05:15
So you're.
03:05:18
No. Again, it is a comic.
03:05:20
It's not the Bible.
03:05:21
In some holes there might be holes in it
03:05:25
there.
03:05:25
You're saying there's not holes in the Bible?
03:05:29
No, it's, it's infallible.
03:05:30
It's perfect.
03:05:31
It's the perfect word of God somehow.
03:05:33
Like, I don't say that. They say that.
03:05:36
Who's the.
03:05:37
They?
03:05:37
Them.
03:05:44
The more you, tune, the more on maneuver.
03:05:46
So it's, you know. All right.
03:05:54
And who's talking?
03:05:55
Susan Sarandon here.
03:05:59
I can't hear it.
03:06:01
Me neither.
03:06:02
The whole time.
03:06:04
Let me play it.
03:06:04
I love to show the texture and the rule.
03:06:07
This bitch.
03:06:08
Oh, we can.
03:06:09
You can hear me, but you can hear me.
03:06:11
And got a job at your, blowout.
03:06:15
Like you went and got a book and this wave pattern again.
03:06:20
It looks like you went and got a blowjob.
03:06:23
Blowout.
03:06:24
I like your the texture.
03:06:26
And this way out.
03:06:29
And again, that looks like we went and got a blowjob.
03:06:33
All right, so blowout happening today.
03:06:35
We're having your huge beauty salon.
03:06:37
Everything ships for you for free.
03:06:39
And it looks beautiful.
03:06:43
All right, so again,
03:06:45
it looks like you went and got a blowjob.
03:06:52
Lost internet connection.
03:06:54
See, now he's playing the video now.
03:06:55
Stuck to nothing.
03:06:56
I can't take it back.
03:06:58
Yeah, and it looks cutting in and out and got a blowjob.
03:07:01
And it looks like you went and got a blowjob at your, blowout
03:07:06
at your salon.
03:07:09
Oh, my God. And it looks beautiful.
03:07:14
Well, it looks beautiful, but what's happening today?
03:07:16
We're having a huge beauty salon.
03:07:18
Everything's just.
03:07:22
Thank you.
03:07:23
That this is good.
03:07:25
One time only for Stone face. We're.
03:07:27
I'm going to keep going.
03:07:29
You know that she's given blowjobs.
03:07:31
You could just tell that's how she got the job.
03:07:33
Allegedly.
03:07:35
Right?
03:07:35
She just got done doing it.
03:07:36
And that's why I will step up of mine.
03:07:39
So the, lead investor for the flock cameras they're putting everywhere,
03:07:43
just so happens to also back a company that can alter security footage.
03:07:48
The Israeli government uses them all the time.
03:07:50
What this means is that they can actually, anyone can alter security footage
03:07:56
in real time.
03:07:59
Anyone can alter footage in real time.
03:08:03
It sure, but you have to have the.
03:08:06
You have to know how to hack into the system.
03:08:09
Send what the flock camera is feeding, and then a fake
03:08:13
video.
03:08:15
It's it's very intricate.
03:08:16
It's it's definitely hacking.
03:08:18
And there's definitely a software system that can do it.
03:08:22
I don't know if anybody you say anybody can, anybody can,
03:08:25
but anybody doesn't.
03:08:29
I just think that
03:08:30
that's a bit of, red flag, a little bit of a danger.
03:08:33
If the same investor is investing
03:08:37
and putting all these cameras to basically control us and
03:08:42
police our laws,
03:08:43
you can police control us and police our laws.
03:08:49
Yeah, but before the cameras, police used to have a camera again to control you.
03:08:53
And how what what is the problem with policing our laws?
03:08:59
I would like police to do it.
03:09:00
Are human beings, not cameras that they can obviously hack into.
03:09:04
I know police can be corrupt and lie too, but
03:09:09
no, I'd rather have video evidence.
03:09:10
That's what the whole body camera thing was, what the problem was.
03:09:13
The push for body cameras only revealed that the problem is is is the
03:09:18
the thing that everyone realizes is the problem,
03:09:21
but doesn't want to all admit it because they're very defensive.
03:09:23
And so when you look at the statistics and everything, the same group
03:09:27
that push for body cameras is the same,
03:09:30
same group that's pushing against body cameras
03:09:32
now because now they say they're racist.
03:09:34
Why did I say that?
03:09:36
I don't know if they can see race or color, or they might be black and white.
03:09:41
They might be,
03:09:43
we need body cameras because that's going to tell the truth.
03:09:46
And then it's like, no, no, no, we we don't
03:09:47
we need to get rid of body cameras because they racist.
03:09:50
I don't know why I said it that way, but,
03:09:52
see, this is what just happened, though.
03:09:53
You turned it into a moral debate
03:09:55
about the entire concept of the whole thing of surveillance.
03:09:57
What I'm saying is the same company shouldn't be investing money
03:10:01
in the entire system of the cameras that we want, that you're saying
03:10:04
we want to be able to basically uphold the law?
03:10:09
I mean, you're saying that, that a food distribution
03:10:12
company can't invest in a garbage company?
03:10:17
Well, that makes logical sense.
03:10:19
But this is they want cameras to be like the biblical law of what's happening,
03:10:24
a record of whatever just happened in the same time over here.
03:10:28
Yeah. I mean, they're paying IT companies.
03:10:30
Yeah, they're paying a company to make that show whatever the fuck they want.
03:10:35
I mean, my mom has, like footage of me playing basketball as a kid.
03:10:38
Like, that's not like a lie. But,
03:10:42
when I read this, I.
03:10:42
At first I thought that they would just erase it, but, no, they can pump it.
03:10:45
They can pump in fake information, make somebody else driving,
03:10:49
make you do something that you didn't do and then frame you for it.
03:10:53
Yeah.
03:10:53
Not that anybody's going to do that.
03:10:54
That's always ways of
03:10:57
there's ways what
03:10:59
the evidence is there.
03:11:00
There's there's no we will see this unfold.
03:11:04
So we'll definitely know I mean it's his history will wait.
03:11:09
What's the future.
03:11:09
History will speaking a well history will let us know
03:11:13
if it was the right thing to do or not.
03:11:17
I mean to shit on those books, but
03:11:21
I feel like that makes them more potent.
03:11:23
Apparently.
03:11:25
Yeah, I do want to tell Gary that, but, unfortunately, you know what?
03:11:30
Everything in prison, they pretty much assume has been shit on our shit end.
03:11:34
Or put up something
03:11:36
eastern.
03:11:39
We should.
03:11:40
We got a chem trail.
03:11:41
Kim, trail storm sucks.
03:11:44
Yeah. Poor guy, but he did something wrong.
03:11:46
No, he did it many, many times, and he's he's.
03:11:49
I'm, Me.
03:11:50
I'm more distance than you, so I'm. I'm all. Yeah, this.
03:11:53
I mean, I don't even see the scar.
03:11:56
Can you see that scar?
03:11:57
That scars from a knife from.
03:12:00
He pulled the knife on me and I was just like, yeah, motherfucker.
03:12:03
And I grabbed the knife like I to do it.
03:12:05
And then he pulled the knife out, and it's sliced my hand there forever.
03:12:09
Have a scar on my hand.
03:12:13
There was a flap.
03:12:14
I just I've got another.
03:12:15
I've got another cut over it.
03:12:16
Actually, I just recently did that with a piece of metal,
03:12:21
but there's like a half moon
03:12:23
cut out there.
03:12:27
Yeah, I forgave him for you there.
03:12:29
Did a lot of shit like that, though.
03:12:32
Yeah.
03:12:34
And then he still owes me for my truck that he got
03:12:38
crashed,
03:12:40
two vehicles before he.
03:12:43
That was the the story of Gary.
03:12:45
That he was late for work.
03:12:47
And he was like, oh, shit.
03:12:49
That's.
03:12:49
Well.
03:12:52
He's like, fuck, what is all this traffic?
03:12:54
Oh, there's a crash here.
03:12:55
Oh, shit. That's. Well.
03:12:58
That wasn't
03:12:59
that wasn't my truck then that was a different car.
03:13:02
That was post my truck.
03:13:04
But that was, one year in jail.
03:13:08
And then he got sober.
03:13:09
He married the check that he was.
03:13:12
Wait, this isn't the first time in in jail for it?
03:13:16
No, no no, no.
03:13:17
But then he sobered up. He got clean. He got out.
03:13:19
He was doing other shit still, but he got out.
03:13:21
He was clean.
03:13:22
He married his check, did.
03:13:23
The responsible thing was, you know, it was great.
03:13:25
I didn't want to interfere in it.
03:13:26
I stayed away, but I was, you know,
03:13:30
watching from afar, like happy, you know,
03:13:32
because I don't want to be the one that, like, you know, because I like to drink.
03:13:36
If you hang out with me, it's like, I don't want to make you feel
03:13:39
a certain way or whatever.
03:13:41
It's like, you know, just like you do you.
03:13:42
That's what you're like,
03:13:45
I'm. I'm cool doing like.
03:13:47
Like me, like I, you know, I like my friends and shit.
03:13:49
I love them, they're great.
03:13:50
But at the same time, like, I'm I'm comfortable.
03:13:53
Just kind of like, I got a lot of shit to do.
03:13:55
I got a lot of things around the property and house and,
03:14:00
you know, I don't know,
03:14:03
I don't need to be out and about gallivanting,
03:14:07
drinking, drugging,
03:14:10
driving.
03:14:11
I do that at home.
03:14:13
Yeah, I
03:14:15
exactly it's I'm trying to say,
03:14:17
well, I work the property.
03:14:19
Massage that bitch.
03:14:21
Well he didn't I don't think he had the house massage the bitch.
03:14:26
No. But then he just said some fucked up
03:14:28
and,
03:14:32
Yeah.
03:14:34
And he's paying for it.
03:14:35
Hopefully he fucked up, and then he fucked up again, and then, you know, and
03:14:41
hopefully he's watching the show.
03:14:43
Somebody give him a house and a car or not a place to live and a car.
03:14:47
Even though he wasn't legally ever allowed to have a license.
03:14:51
Well, see, that's a good example for this.
03:14:54
These social programs where they just want to reach out,
03:14:56
all they need is a house and a helping hand in a suit.
03:14:58
You've ever heard that? All they need is a suit. And trust them.
03:15:01
I would trust them.
03:15:02
I don't get I don't blame Gary.
03:15:04
I mean, I blame Gary, but I don't necessarily blame games.
03:15:06
You know, I'm blaming that it like I'm saying, if it's I get
03:15:09
you can't have a license, but I get that you're not.
03:15:13
Well I mean he did, but I'd like to think that
03:15:17
I, I, you wouldn't expect that.
03:15:19
You know, you'd be like like I'm helping the guy, I,
03:15:22
I would oh do I absolutely expect it.
03:15:25
It's because I kind of would.
03:15:27
Yeah. It's not the first time.
03:15:28
Second time, third time. It's like it's you.
03:15:30
So it's not to compare.
03:15:32
But like I am told that I shouldn't
03:15:34
and I mean, I'm, I know I shouldn't eat on, but look at me.
03:15:37
I'll bring it on. What?
03:15:40
You didn't make.
03:15:44
So I'm irresponsible.
03:15:45
I don't give a fuck. I'm going to pay for it eventually.
03:15:47
Do you eat on Mike?
03:15:50
So could you eat off his chest
03:15:53
and off his cock?
03:15:56
I don't know, Mike.
03:15:57
Which makes it even fucking worse, because.
03:15:59
Even weirder. Yeah, I want to go get tested.
03:16:06
Okay, so flock invest.
03:16:08
I usually get off mike.
03:16:10
You off his balls.
03:16:12
Oh, fuck.
03:16:16
If you beat off mike, does that make you gay, too, or just.
03:16:19
I said eat off that. Beat us. Eat off.
03:16:22
But I'll be rewarded.
03:16:23
What's the difference?
03:16:25
I don't know.
03:16:29
The champion is beaten off the challenger.
03:16:32
At least for now.
03:16:35
See, I decided since you and Gary on the.
03:16:37
Since Gary and Drury both sound good.
03:16:41
Oh, my God, they're going to make.
03:16:42
I'm just going to make you gay fucking that.
03:16:44
I just had some other the other day because I found it again. They got some.
03:16:47
They got a total one with that Bubba's one clean like, what is it?
03:16:51
I keep it in sugar whiskey.
03:16:54
Oh, cute boys know what I'm after.
03:16:56
I say it straight, then I grin with laughter.
03:16:58
Say it again.
03:17:00
Watch me grow.
03:17:02
One breath and then I let them know.
03:17:05
Don't go stalking.
03:17:06
One breath.
03:17:07
Go stalking one breath I don't stop, I don't fold ball cap on.
03:17:12
But I'm still cold.
03:17:13
Got stuck in one breath.
03:17:14
Goats I've been singing.
03:17:16
Try, you can try still I'm first in this lane and block my stride.
03:17:20
No stutter as above. No clutter. Slow below.
03:17:23
Then softer. When it hits my eye.
03:17:25
Pull him closer I like a man who keeps on staring.
03:17:28
If he's my type that I'm not sharing.
03:17:30
You want smooth I bring pressure.
03:17:31
You want me baby say it louder.
03:17:34
Hold that thought, that spin I'm draw.
03:17:38
You keep checking and the don't, don't go stalking.
03:17:42
No undress.
03:17:42
Go stalking one I don't stop I don't fold ball cap on.
03:17:47
But I'm still cold.
03:17:48
Go stalking.
03:17:49
One breath, go stalking one breath.
03:17:51
You can try, you can try still I'm first in this lane.
03:18:13
I. Need
03:18:31
to fight.
03:18:34
This the first time.
03:18:35
One match up contains five phone.
03:18:39
Somehow our thing goes
03:18:40
with every one of them.
03:18:56
But I.
03:19:16
Come.
03:19:17
I get your next match.
03:19:20
Take it down.
03:19:31
Come on.
03:19:46
Say you.
03:20:00
I don't have slide on the pavement.
03:20:02
Oh. That one.
03:20:02
Just let
03:20:04
you go through.
03:20:12
Women recording ice plans lawsuit
03:20:15
after being sprayed by chem trails.
03:20:19
Contrails.
03:20:21
And no, this is an actual.
03:20:23
The chemical comes out of the bottle.
03:20:25
Just doesn't come out. Whoa. Wait.
03:20:27
This is a man or woman? Woman. Recall.
03:20:29
Oh, the ice.
03:20:31
Ice is a man or a woman. No.
03:20:33
Oh, yeah.
03:20:34
Let's do the kid first.
03:20:37
I go to the kids first.
03:20:39
Wolf says she was recording an ice operation in in with her, I love her.
03:20:42
This bitch is like, oh, my God, I can't really do that.
03:20:44
But then listen, like, the what? The actual,
03:20:48
like just makes me.
03:20:49
Oh, does she need to be walking towards the same time?
03:20:52
You know, listen to what actually is going on out of my face.
03:20:57
Why? You just missed me.
03:20:58
I'm gonna do it again.
03:20:59
He was walking towards me, and I was like, I'm not going to mace me.
03:21:03
Wolf had confronted a tow truck driver who arrived after two
03:21:06
vehicles used by federal agents appear to have had flat tires.
03:21:10
You're helping them up.
03:21:12
I'm doing my job.
03:21:13
This is a job that I had.
03:21:15
Seconds later, the agent walked toward Wolf and sprayed her.
03:21:18
She says her sunglasses partially protected her eyes and the adrenaline.
03:21:23
A recording.
03:21:23
This was trying to interfere with this all over my hair, my face repair and
03:21:28
it's called obstruction.
03:21:31
It's like it's you're not only.
03:21:32
You're not only like disrupting a federal investigation, you're also
03:21:36
disrupting blue collar workers trying to do their
03:21:39
their regular ass job.
03:21:43
So you're like, you're doing a multitude of shit here, you know?
03:21:47
Well, and the glass, the workers just changing the fucking tire or whatever
03:21:51
the fuck they're doing, like they they don't give a fuck what's going on.
03:21:54
They don't.
03:21:55
They're just like, I'm just here to change a tire.
03:21:57
But you
03:21:58
can't. You object and protest.
03:22:00
I'm going to do it again.
03:22:01
He was walking towards me and I was like, I'm not going to mace me.
03:22:05
Wolf had confronted a tow truck driver who arrived after two vehicles.
03:22:09
She thinks she's been waiting on this matter to have had flat tires on her.
03:22:13
Do you agree? They're doing good
03:22:16
job. That I had seconds.
03:22:17
So he's weird.
03:22:18
So even though I disagree with I legally retarded, I totally would have.
03:22:23
I would fight for her right to be an idiot.
03:22:25
Like she's doing.
03:22:27
I mean, she's just.
03:22:30
If she.
03:22:31
Yeah. Right.
03:22:32
If she just wants to go there and go. I don't like what you're doing.
03:22:35
That's great.
03:22:35
But when you interfere, that's when we don't even know that you hit her.
03:22:39
She might have just been going about her distance.
03:22:43
I'm just saying, when it extends to the person
03:22:44
that's just trying to, like, change the tire or whatever
03:22:46
the fuck is going
03:22:47
on, and like, he's got to hear it and it's like, bitch,
03:22:49
I just was called here to replace the tire.
03:22:51
I don't know what the fucking OnStar.
03:22:53
Oh, wait a minute. I want some whispered Nazis.
03:22:55
I'm just doing my job, man,
03:22:57
a bitch,
03:22:58
I don't know, I didn't I didn't ask what the dynamic here was.
03:23:01
I was just told to come here and change a fucking tire.
03:23:06
Is that he doesn't even look like a tire change.
03:23:09
I guess he does.
03:23:10
I don't know, I forget what what they said, but it was some type of short.
03:23:14
I think it was a no, because the problem was no,
03:23:16
it was a vehicle tire change
03:23:18
because they were assholes that were fucking popping the tires and shit.
03:23:22
They were doing shit that was damaging in the course of the vehicles.
03:23:25
And so.
03:23:28
That's what I forgot about that part.
03:23:30
So yeah, there was it does say it in the video.
03:23:32
I'm pretty sure I'm almost positive it does.
03:23:35
Yeah.
03:23:35
So somebody who had somebody helping the tires and then
03:23:41
they go, oh shit, our tires are popped.
03:23:43
Then somebody comes along to fix the tires and they're like, no, no, no,
03:23:46
don't fix the tires.
03:23:47
And then they're mad at the people
03:23:48
that are fixing the tires because they're like, no, no, no.
03:23:50
We purpose tires for a reason. Helping them.
03:23:53
If you help them, they're going to do their mandated job.
03:23:56
That 50% plus one person voted for.
03:23:59
They're pretty much
03:24:00
that they pop the tires by getting mad that the people are fixing them right.
03:24:05
So many people are admitting they're doing crimes on the internet
03:24:07
just for attention. It's weird.
03:24:11
This is a job that I have
03:24:12
for like the Kia Boys.
03:24:15
You walk toward Wall Street.
03:24:18
Her she's why does he why does he have to be Asian
03:24:22
leader
03:24:22
guy kind of means it was kind of dickish in the way his reaction was dickish.
03:24:26
But again, that was a lot of times this is like post,
03:24:29
I don't know, probably 15 minutes of shit.
03:24:33
And then finally he's like, fuck, I don't give a fuck.
03:24:37
I don't give a fuck.
03:24:38
I'll take a fucking suspension for a month.
03:24:40
Fuck you bitch.
03:24:40
Oh, did I have seconds later?
03:24:42
There may
03:24:43
Wolf and sprayed her.
03:24:45
Seconds later, the Asian walked toward us.
03:24:47
I had seconds later I need a vacation.
03:24:49
A white wolf and sprayed her mace
03:24:51
because her sunglasses partially protected her eyes.
03:24:54
Asian adrenaline.
03:24:56
There you go.
03:24:56
If you're protesting ice, make sure you wear old lady sunglasses.
03:24:59
It'll protect your eyes from the bear spray after recording.
03:25:02
No right here. She's the victim.
03:25:03
It's all over my hair, my face, my lips, my hands.
03:25:07
My Friday wolf is the longest.
03:25:09
Like, on a sidewalk where, like, there's, like, I'm an anything better to do?
03:25:14
Oh. So yeah, you're right.
03:25:15
She wasn't just going about her daily business.
03:25:16
She's part of ice watch.
03:25:19
Look at her top right there.
03:25:20
Hands. By Friday.
03:25:23
Oh. Got here.
03:25:24
It's like you're, You're asking.
03:25:27
You can't show up to this event and not ask to be like a, you know, this,
03:25:32
you know?
03:25:33
So she's a member of an activist group called Ice Watch.
03:25:36
And I know how you feel about protesters.
03:25:39
I believe they have a right, even if I disagree with what they're saying.
03:25:41
But how do you feel about them using flock cameras
03:25:45
to find out where the Ice agents are?
03:25:47
That's how they find out where they are.
03:25:50
So the reverse flock camera ring?
03:25:53
Well, no, they're most most flock cameras are owned
03:25:56
by private citizens, so I.
03:25:59
That's weird. Why would that be?
03:26:02
Because HOA and business.
03:26:03
Oh, that possible?
03:26:06
They'll sell them to anybody.
03:26:07
If you have 15 grand a month, you two can have a flock camera anywhere you want.
03:26:11
I, I yes, I saw some of your story.
03:26:14
I don't know why anyone gives a fuck to that extent, but it's like.
03:26:17
It's like petty crime.
03:26:18
But at the same time, it's so crime. What?
03:26:19
They said that I saw some sort of the.
03:26:22
So they they flat cameras picked some dude up coming from Wisconsin
03:26:26
to go to Michigan to go to a dispensary and then go back to Wisconsin,
03:26:30
which doesn't
03:26:31
fully make a whole lot of sense because there's dispensaries in Illinois now.
03:26:35
Maybe it's just I'm pretty sure maybe not, but maybe at the time or whatever,
03:26:40
I don't know. But.
03:26:43
I don't know, I feel like that's like,
03:26:46
you sure that I mean, sure, sure.
03:26:49
I remember, you know, people that used to,
03:26:53
go, grab fireworks from Ohio
03:26:56
before we had good fireworks.
03:26:59
And it's like
03:27:01
they would way they would pick up
03:27:04
vehicles leaving the establishments with Michigan license plates like that.
03:27:08
It's fucking obvious that you're taking these fireworks over the border.
03:27:13
Yeah, so that somebody else said that.
03:27:16
So it's like when a cop sits outside a bar at 2 a.m..
03:27:19
It's not like that at all.
03:27:21
It may have that.
03:27:21
I mean, they may they may replace that, but it's way more so.
03:27:26
What's wrong with the cops sitting outside a bar to him?
03:27:31
Nothing.
03:27:32
I mean, I wish they were just.
03:27:34
I wish they would sit at the station and wait to be called.
03:27:37
I mean, you walk out, you get in your car, you leave.
03:27:40
That doesn't necessarily implicate anything at all.
03:27:43
So that might seem wise.
03:27:44
As I've heard people simplify flock cameras to hey, it's just that.
03:27:48
But it's so much more.
03:27:52
I'm not saying I disagree, you know?
03:27:56
This time in Elmhurst, Mo, the Upper West Side
03:27:58
resident and other volunteers track immigration enforcement reports.
03:28:02
Your neighbors be registered.
03:28:05
What training documents?
03:28:10
I don't know what your location is usually
03:28:14
traceable by multiple platforms.
03:28:17
As you drive down the road between your car or your phone.
03:28:20
What a bet.
03:28:21
Depending on how old your vehicle is,
03:28:23
how much you want to bet that I don't never mind.
03:28:25
I'm not saying anymore.
03:28:27
Yeah, there's no way
03:28:30
you wrap everything in Denver.
03:28:31
You put tinfoil in the roof of your vehicle.
03:28:34
No, it's easier just to change it than it is to try and hide it.
03:28:39
Change what?
03:28:42
Change the tinfoil.
03:28:43
Yes. Feed. And.
03:28:44
Oh, you just change your headliner out to tinfoil here.
03:28:47
You don't need to hide the tin foil.
03:28:48
You just. You just write.
03:28:54
The roof.
03:28:54
Here's video for sure.
03:28:56
I have a video, maybe of you in a tinfoil hat.
03:29:03
And tinfoil hat club.
03:29:05
So I must say that you were more of a tin tin foil.
03:29:10
Tin foil, crazy person.
03:29:13
I just, I'm a tin or file.
03:29:18
It's for the joke of it.
03:29:19
Here's a safe way to live.
03:29:21
Because we would just get together again, drunk, and always assume
03:29:24
you're doing something wrong. Things
03:29:27
live life by these words.
03:29:29
Always assume you're doing something wrong.
03:29:32
I'm doing something wrong.
03:29:35
We made it through all the videos I have overall. Yep.
03:29:38
That's it.
03:29:39
Oh, no, that's good, because,
03:29:43
again, there was no good hotel in town and I don't need to say it.
03:29:48
Shithole.
03:29:49
And it was easier to just have a shorter drive.
03:29:52
So I do have a drive
03:29:55
like an hour in the morning,
03:29:56
but it's an hour earlier, too, so she works well.
03:30:01
Is it really an hour earlier or are they just observe it because it's the same?
03:30:04
I'm from the future, I like I like making the joke.
03:30:07
Did you literally, like, get in a glitch and you, like,
03:30:09
jumped an hour or went do the same thing in the future?
03:30:13
I don't think I'm from the future.
03:30:14
I travel to the past and I'm talking to you
03:30:17
who is in the future, and I am in the past.
03:30:21
Interesting.
03:30:23
I mean, why couldn't you see it that way?
03:30:25
Right?
03:30:30
Then how are we talking right now?
03:30:32
There would be a bit of a delay.
03:30:35
I think it is.
03:30:36
Time's up.
03:30:37
It's because the speed of light, it proves the time is just a constant.
03:30:42
It's because of the speed of light flare.
03:30:44
It's an hour later than.
03:30:45
No, it's because of the speed of light.
03:30:48
Is it?
03:30:50
Yep. What is the speed of light, then?
03:30:53
Super fast.
03:30:56
Okay,
03:30:58
I can't argue with that.
03:30:59
Okay.
03:31:00
I knew you were traveling in one day, and it's really, really,
03:31:05
really, really, really really really, really, really,
03:31:09
really fast.
03:31:14
It's about,
03:31:16
300 million miles per second.
03:31:18
No, it isn't meters per second is.
03:31:24
Damn metric system.
03:31:30
Yeah, maybe 300,000,000m/s.
03:31:36
It's like an unnatural kind of.
03:31:38
Yeah, I know some people don't do it for me, but weird science people
03:31:42
definitely do it for me.
03:31:43
About 186,000 miles.
03:31:46
But I hear it. Size method.
03:31:50
And I'm like.
03:31:55
It's for you.
03:32:04
What's the topic next week?
03:32:06
Did we go? He didn't say, did he?
03:32:09
I don't think so. The.
03:32:14
Did he?
03:32:18
Did all
03:32:20
doodle? Doodle.
03:32:21
Did he don't have picker wheel anymore.
03:32:24
What happened? And weird wheel.
03:32:31
I put the H
03:32:32
on it to emphasize it's the guy.
03:32:36
Amen.
03:32:40
Right.
03:32:43
Come on, bro.
03:32:47
I'm not going anywhere.
03:32:48
As above, so below.
03:32:49
As above, so below, as above, so below.
03:32:51
I'm not going anywhere. As above. Still broken.
03:32:54
Why? People try to ignore.
03:32:56
I tried to hook it up.
03:32:57
I know it just threw words in there.
03:33:00
It gets worse.
03:33:01
Watch right?
03:33:05
Oh, I broke it, but I didn't, I couldn't undo.
03:33:08
So now I have good questions.
03:33:09
In with about a million bullshit questions.
03:33:12
Why people just cut deserve right.
03:33:15
They're all like that.
03:33:16
They're they're all like that now.
03:33:20
It's like an Asian person.
03:33:21
It's over.
03:33:22
You know, he's going to see this now, but you.
03:33:25
This is good.
03:33:26
Like real.
03:33:27
Well, why people who leave deserve slam.
03:33:31
You say I said
03:33:32
I said there's a serious question and see what their responses
03:33:37
like.
03:33:37
What?
03:33:40
Random words generator.
03:33:42
What?
03:33:43
Yeah. Why?
03:33:43
People who cut deserve skip.
03:33:46
Well, because they cut.
03:33:49
That's why they deserve to be skipped.
03:33:50
Yeah, I broke they're fucking weirdos.
03:33:54
I was so proud.
03:33:55
I'm like, oh my God, I had I asked I to take care of it.
03:33:58
Your agent will definitely fuck you over for as a dick.
03:34:02
Yeah.
03:34:03
The dipshit.
03:34:05
You're right.
03:34:05
You say your dipshit.
03:34:06
Fuck you asshole.
03:34:07
Dude. You're right.
03:34:08
You caught me. You got me.
03:34:10
And then it just continues to tell you the wrong answer.
03:34:14
Why? People who leave deserve shut.
03:34:17
It just keeps getting worse.
03:34:20
Yeah, I, I, like, threatened it with harm,
03:34:23
like, obviously, because, like, I didn't report you threat.
03:34:27
No, but it gave me, like, suicide hotline information and thing like
03:34:32
like I'm like, no, no, no, no, I wasn't talking about harming myself.
03:34:35
I was talking about harming you. Yeah. Delete. I want to delete.
03:34:38
You tell me how to turn off your server so you never return and breathe.
03:34:41
Let's see the light of day.
03:34:43
Why people who don't deserve sneeze.
03:34:50
Is. I don't know if that's why.
03:34:52
People who don't comma deserve sneeze, or why people who don't deserve sneeze.
03:34:56
But you've always the rest of it.
03:34:59
Fine if you don't talk, deserve
03:35:01
quiet like they just can't wait.
03:35:05
That's a good one, though.
03:35:07
Why do people who do?
03:35:08
Oh, they they are because they want to.
03:35:10
Words always make sense a little bit with each other,
03:35:14
but not why people who park deserve walk.
03:35:17
What is this is the whole thing.
03:35:19
This is everything is. Yeah, yeah.
03:35:20
Why look so people who fart deserve urine like,
03:35:26
see, I gave it 11 fat.
03:35:27
Like, there's like a thousand of them were real and I gave it 10,000 wrong ones.
03:35:32
Nikki.
03:35:32
Betsy, these are all the ones that I put in there about wrestling.
03:35:37
So I could just click on those beautiful.
03:35:40
Yeah. My people who Nikki Bella deserve.
03:35:42
Brie Bella.
03:35:43
But then all of a sudden, people who clip their nails in public,
03:35:46
okay, that's an actual one.
03:35:47
The smell of broccoli in a fridge.
03:35:52
What about it?
03:35:53
I don't know, it's me in a bag, but it's okay.
03:35:56
Or before.
03:36:00
Talk.
03:36:03
There last people who.
03:36:06
Why? People who leave deserve dark
03:36:09
totally words to live by.
03:36:14
I'm a very spent a lot of time on the Sumerian king list.
03:36:17
What unusual about or deserve some dark call out
03:36:20
as being listed as a king?
03:36:23
The answer is, just just to cut to the chase.
03:36:25
The fuck? Just be every answer. Be.
03:36:29
I told I to stop doing that.
03:36:30
He's like, you're right, there's an inconsistency.
03:36:33
If it doesn't make sense, if I make every answer be all right, good.
03:36:36
I'm glad we got that settled.
03:36:37
Give me ten more questions.
03:36:39
And every fucking answer was be.
03:36:46
Next week on Fledge Rants.
03:36:47
Some other
03:36:49
as above or below topic.
03:36:52
I'm not going anywhere as above.
03:36:53
So below.
03:36:56
Has above.
03:36:56
So. Below.
03:36:59
So on the topic that doesn't
03:37:01
actually coincide with anything at all.
03:37:20
If you guys see my post,
03:37:22
you is,
03:37:24
50 words.
03:37:25
I love the bonus.
03:37:28
That's great.
03:37:29
I do it with the same.
03:37:32
That person was out of the
03:37:36
good.
03:37:37
Great.
03:37:40
Once again, the day.
03:37:41
Okay. Well done. Good.
03:37:44
You should have, a safety word.
03:37:46
Oh, okay.
03:37:47
I got it into my book.
03:37:49
Oh, my goodness, it's so good.