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When did Fozzie Bear
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start naming our entertainers?
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Gene Combs.
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We'll be marching through repeats
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with our followers close behind.
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The values our nation used to hold.
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Fame.
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And the leaders who once cheered us.
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Now sit silent in their hearts.
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Lady Queen and the warning sirens call.
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No tip from the hand for the Jews situation.
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Fake it now for the Jew Revolution.
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Bingo! Go! My friend calls us and go.
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Just like 1941.
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Monday, 10 p.m.
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eastern.
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Then we'll meet up around and pray they
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we don't get you the game.
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Some great chef was always coming.
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We could feel it in our bones.
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We brought you from the.
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Oh, nothing more.
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Yet the landscape stays the same.
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Outside.
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Ghouls never ran.
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Cause the symbols from the old man's rise was long.
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No tip from the hand for the Jews situation.
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Begin now for the Jewish Revolution.
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Dig up migrant causes and go just like 1941.
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Monday, 10 p.m.
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eastern.
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Then we'll meet up around and pray.
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We don't get you together.
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No, no.
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I pull my people to the side.
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If I barely left the alive
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I gather every document, look to the sky.
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For I know the blind and followers
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never lie.
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It's Z you
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up? Oh.
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Any criticism is just call hate.
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Still, nothing appears any different now.
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And the promises get in a race
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with passing time.
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And the divide that once was here
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was simply flipped the other way.
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And the cover must have
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grown bolder overnight.
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No tip from the hand for the Jews situation.
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Figured now for the Jew revolution.
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Pick up my grand courses and go.
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Just like 1941.
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Monday, 10 p.m.
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eastern.
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Then we'll meet up around and pray.
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We don't in June again.
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Oh, no.
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No. Way!
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I don't get you to get no air.
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Well, sure.
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Hey, I know
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you made the news.
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Say that the okay air.
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Hey. Now
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roll the disclaimer.
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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It's just a scripted comedy show.
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These guys are not experts,
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doctors, lawyers, therapists,
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or even particularly well adjusted.
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Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm
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or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people events is purely coincidental and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage,
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cognitive dissonance, spontaneous and like.
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Yes, such urge to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from H.R.
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who'll be hearing about this. By the way.
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Hi, Dave.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing, or yelling at your screen.
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Know what I mean?
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed in front of a live studio
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audience. And.
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One of the.
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Ways you can.
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Is. There's a ramp.
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Walking.
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Walk off block of Flame Road by Walker.
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There's a Japanese comedian named, Takashi Walker.
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Suki also goes by Walker.
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So I ask you again.
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When did Fozzie Bear start naming our entertainers?
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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I had a big, exuberant,
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monologue planned that was going to have hot spa.
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And then Hayden Panettiere died yesterday.
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And, at first, no
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details of her death at 36 years old came out.
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Now, it's important to point out that it's very difficult to kill a human being.
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And now what's coming out is she had a drinking problem
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that she got treated in 2020,
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and she went to rehab
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and, and was rehabilitated and better and, and came out.
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Here's a few things.
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Now, I don't pay attention to the news cycle,
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but I'm sure it's eating up the the news cycles probably all about
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the immortal cheerleader Claire Bennet dying, which we thought was impossible.
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Right?
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In order
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to drink yourself to death at age 36, I can't even imagine
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how much it would take or what you had to be like
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to cause actual liver failure at age 36.
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Now, like I said, it's tough to kill a human.
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I mean, I've never tried, but I'm sure it's difficult.
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And, she was a little thin.
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Little petite, little, cheerleader for life.
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And, I'm sure she could get drunk at first.
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And a thimble full of whiskey
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and, And the amount that
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it would
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take to kill her probably would be fine for someone twice her size.
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But I don't understand
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how people can
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kill themselves on an over-the-counter,
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crutch like that.
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And they were.
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They were saying she was using it as a crutch to,
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overcome some emotional pain.
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Now. Okay.
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Do I have to pretend that emotional pain is a real thing?
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Like, after,
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pretend that,
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genderfluid pronouns are necessary because I won't.
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I'm not going to.
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But I really wanted to talk about was interdisciplinary collaboration,
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and I've been hitting on it a little bit by a little bit.
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But,
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here's here's where we are.
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Thousands of years ago, in order
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to become a blacksmith, you had to become,
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a it would be, an apprenticeship.
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Same with the night.
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You'd be a squire and you'd be apprenticed into your trade.
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And,
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even dating back to the Greeks,
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if you if you wanted to learn all the knowledge there was,
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if you were smart enough, you could probably do it.
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But as our body of knowledge grew and expanded,
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it became more and more important to specialize.
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And so there are apprenticeships around.
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But, what we call it now,
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in college is, as your major.
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So you focus on one subject
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and you take that as far as it'll take you.
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And the reason people have been able to build on
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what Einstein had started
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was not because they're smarter than Einstein
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is because they used his finishing point as a starting point. So
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by, having
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more and more specializations,
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we were able to expand our, our knowledge, our body of knowledge
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is able to get bigger and bigger, requiring more and more specialization.
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You can't learn everything.
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So now,
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in order to push that limit out even further,
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it is important to have interdisciplinary collaboration.
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And that's when I get to,
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leave it with Boston University is Doctor Robert Shark.
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You haven't heard the story.
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He was the geologist, not archeologist,
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that studied the sphinx in skull enclosure.
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And, I guess
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and as a geologist, he was able to study
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the erosion of the, the rock there.
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And he could see that it had eroded
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from thousands of years of water runoff.
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Well, it hasn't had water runoff in that part
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of the world in 10,000 years.
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They were dating
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the Sphinx and the pyramids
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at roughly 4500 years.
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So 4500 years ago, that would have been a desert.
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And there's water erosion that Doctor Shark was finding
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in the Sphinx enclosure didn't match what they were looking at.
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So instead of using
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this collaboration to expand our knowledge,
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they decided to, discredit shark and
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say he's not an archeologist.
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He doesn't know.
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And and they they they ruined it.
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And in the defense of Egyptology, a lot of nutjobs
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come in there with wacky doodle theories, and they have to stifle them all.
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And it is their job to
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to encounter each and every claim.
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And then debunk them as they come in.
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So it doesn't matter what someone comes up with anymore.
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They get so much crackpot nonsense that
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they basically dismiss everything out of hand with the hand-wavy.
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No, no, no, we've got this all figured out.
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Don't worry about it.
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And that's when it becomes dogma and doctrine instead of,
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true science, which is undecided
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and, moving forward,
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trying to figure out more and more and more,
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trying to falsify what you believe is correct.
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Which brings me to an interesting point.
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Belief is no substitute for knowing.
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I find myself far too often in a situation
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where I am in a discussion or a debate that I can't even lose.
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Two two main reasons for that is
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I did the legwork in advance
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and, a little early for that.
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Pretty,
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the first part of the legwork
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that I do in advance is I make sure what I'm thinking is right.
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I use sound reasoning to
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get to my conclusions
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before entering into a discussion like this.
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So I know what I'm talking about
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next.
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I can articulate my ideas fairly well.
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I'm sorry.
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I get word good. So.
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You take the combination of I'm right
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and I can express it,
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and I find myself in a situation
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where I can't be proven wrong
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and I can debunk any
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the anything that comes up against my position.
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So I'm always willing to defend my position,
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and I'm always willing to change my position.
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If the evidence, the preponderance of evidence,
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is able to sway me.
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I don't have control over what I believe,
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but I do have the ability
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to gain knowledge about
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the world around us.
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So oh, today.
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Oh my goodness, it's hot spot.
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So this this means everything ranging
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from shameless audacity to enthusiastic exuberance.
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It could be good, it would be bad.
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But it's up over the top, energetic.
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And I was just trying to like, we've not we've always got a pretty good show plan
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for this one.
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I'm just taking it up a notch or we're bringing some hotspot
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and that's that's what I really wanted to get at today.
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That, Claire better day,
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interdisciplinary collaboration,
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hotspot.
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Now, the reason
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that is part of my vocabulary, this is kind of a weird story.
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My main influence growing up.
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My mother was the only gentile
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at the Oak Park School District.
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In the 1960s, we'll call it.
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And so she used a lot of, Hebrew
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and Yiddish terms, and it just became part of my vocabulary.
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I'm part Jew, I guess.
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So, she's also bullheaded,
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and I get, I get like,
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I do.
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I love the America.
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And so.
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That's also why
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I'm so hardheaded when it comes to arguing with me.
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And here's the thing.
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I don't know if I backed myself into a corner with this thing or what,
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but since I went all up, all of my arguments,
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all you have to say is, well, yeah, you always win your argument.
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You have to be right.
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And then and then discredits that.
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I am, in fact, right.
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Because, oh yeah, you just always win because.
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But, yeah, yeah.
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So as, exuberant as I have been,
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there, I've got a couple clips to show.
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So roll the clip, spray.
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These guys.
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I'm pretty energetic.
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And then
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this guy.
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Go! Who's.
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Okay.
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That was good.
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So the next clip you're about to watch,
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this guy is showing some hot spots is inside the
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num num num num num num num num num num.
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Oh, we got young.
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For how long?
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This would.
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Do do do do
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do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
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do do really like that
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I like that thought so da da da da da da da da.
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Yes, we should have had these last week,
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but, we're having them this week too, buddy.
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Did you search videos of the most annoying music and or sound?
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Oh, no, I.
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That's.
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Yes, I am.
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Oh, those are search for farts today.
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All the times that, drawer has mispronounced the word.
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Sure, I've been sure.
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S h o r e.
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That'll be fun.
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You should actually pronounce it, sir.
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But if you want to be an asshole about it.
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Sure I do.
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Yeah, there's a U in there.
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Yeah, you need to pronounce it.
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You need to enunciate the you in. Ensure.
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Sure it's not all right H.E.R.
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Sure.
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Use the local dialect.
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Just say sure is not a word.
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Sure she's not a word.
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Are you sure?
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No. Sure is a word.
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Are you sure there's a U.
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It goes down. Sure.
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Not sure.
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There's no u sound that goes up.
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Sure it you down.
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But I'm extra pissed off.
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If you hadn't fucking.
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No. That's good. That's what's poppin.
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No, it's great to be fucking teacher next year to lock me out of my fucking game
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and piss her.
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The fucking beat that bitch.
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And I'm just kidding. I just got slightly angry.
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I just got mad in general. I don't get mad at her.
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I was like, And she was like, oh my bad.
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I'm so pissed about it though.
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You don't do that shit at somebody's house.
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My house. You knock me out of my own fucking house.
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The fuck do you think you are, bitch?
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Is is my property.
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You're still outside the house?
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That's the garage. The.
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I know because the bitches are inside.
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I'm not going to be like their dad and smoke
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weed and drink right in front of them.
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Oh, okay. So this is,
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this.
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Is that the guy I was talking about?
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His, delivery is he's got a very high level of air
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for some of the weirdest and
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I'm just kidding. Go check it out.
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I mean, the Seattle Seahawks are the only NFL team to play in
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both the NFC and in the AFC Championship game.
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Marino played 242 games in his 17 year NFL career and only had 87 weight,
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so the Seahawks have played in both sides of the Super Bowl in.
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The Lions haven't been there once.
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Career rushing yards.
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On the flip side of that, Ryan Fitzpatrick led the 2019
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Dolphins in rushing yards that season with 243.
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Don Hudson once scored for touchdowns and kicked five extra points
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to make up 29 points scored in a single quarter.
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Five time Pro Bowl wide receiver Wes Welker
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kicked an extra point and a field goal before ever recording a catch.
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In the NFL, Barry Sanders has the most negative rushing yards in history
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with -952, and still ranks fourth all time in rushing yards.
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That's why Barry is the motherfucking go.
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In 2010, Brett Favre became the first and only active NFL player to be a grandpa.
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Also, let's not forget that five Ray's first career completion was to himself.
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Also, let's not forget that he sent pictures of his dick.
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Oh sorry. YouTube I didn't mean to offend you.
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Men have dicks.
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Jim Harbaugh has more career NFL rushing yards than posting pictures of his dick.
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He did.
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Those are those available?
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Yeah, you could probably go find him.
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I have never, never seen them.
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Oh, Jack.
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I mean, it was like a leak or was like,
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I don't know.
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It was it was quite scandalous for the time.
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Now there's like literally websites and apps for that.
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Yeah.
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And I was just like, oh, yeah, of course, the legendary Jerome
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better stat line five rushes for one yard and three touchdowns.
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The Chicago Bears have never had a 4000 yard passer,
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but now that they have Caleb Williams, they still don't have a 4000 yard pass.
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And you know we suck again 2002 despite having 422
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yards of offense, the Houston's 47 the Steelers still lost 24.
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I don't care exactly what you're talking about about this guy back.
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Eugene Robinson was given a star award for a player
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who exemplifies outstanding character and leadership.
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There is a Red bull before every paint chip from an under
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no, no, this is fake and put on.
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You couldn't tell.
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Oh, he's just going like this and reading what's on the screen
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in front of him and pretending to have a fucking that's so fake.
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It's like you see the fakeness here.
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He almost made it.
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You got to keep an eye to tell the difference between my my rant
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coming in like it was authentic.
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It was like I was pissed.
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Like it was actually had heart and guttural just, oh, you know, this
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guy's just doing this because he knows it's a gimmick that people do on TV.
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And so he's just going to do like this because I'm going to be more undertakers.
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I don't have a personality.
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So this is going to be my personality for the videos.
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And I
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because I have to I have to stop for a second,
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regain my fucking composure and then play this fucking game again.
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I don't know why I'm looking over there because the the mic.
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I'm going to need you to do that for the entire show.
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Yeah, well, what about that goes down in my garage right now
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and so I can talk this loud the whole time. The whole night.
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I could actually do this. It's actually about it.
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Can you hear the anger in my voice?
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It's it's like, oh my God, I'm going to bring up all these things. No.
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George, did you think my, rant on gender
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fluid pronouns seemed authentic or fake?
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I felt like your delivery was obviously, you know, you're reading a bit,
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but you are trying to naturalize it, so, it wasn't,
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you know, it's not that you're you're you're you're going down bullet points.
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So it's not like you're having a,
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you know, a conversation, you know, off the cuff it's obvious, but it's not.
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Obviously you're going to have a, a list of things
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that you want to get through in your monologue.
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Number one, there is a rapper named Waka Flocka Flame.
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There was a rival rapper named Waka Flocka Flame.
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He doesn't rap.
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And he
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he it's funny because he's done interviews and he's like, yeah, I don't know why.
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He's like, I'm not a good rapper.
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I'm not like, good at it.
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And so I made songs, I got popular,
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and then I once I realized like, yeah, you know, I'm like, not that great.
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He like then, you know, quit rapping.
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And I think he's, he's doing fine.
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I don't think he's like one of these sad sack stories.
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I made some money, blew it on.
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I think he kind of collected
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and then is living comfortably, you know.
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No. The reason that I saw Fozzie Bear started naming our entertainers
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is I learned about watching Flock of Flame
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and Walker, the comedian.
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The like days apart, like a couple days apart.
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But it wasn't because I was listening to old school rap.
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It was because Walker was on Celebrity poker
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and Walker was on, Taskmaster.
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He was like, it's like I was going to do the Fozzie, the bear.
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Waka Flocka was is a is was a drug.
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I like a
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I don't know
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are you I don't know,
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no, I don't know.
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Was not it is not difficult to kill large rats live.
00:26:57
This week we will be doing drugs.
00:27:00
You heard me right.
00:27:01
Drugs.
00:27:03
Speaking of which, why do you think
00:27:05
that it was drinking that caused Hayden Panettiere to die?
00:27:09
I don't you like.
00:27:10
You just went right in. You're just like, boom!
00:27:12
It was drinking.
00:27:13
And it's like, I know, you know, ability.
00:27:16
I do not think that I still to this moment do not think it was drinking.
00:27:21
I think they're toning back what they're reporting
00:27:24
to make it sound like it's a simple, normal over-the-counter thing.
00:27:28
I think she had a much harder.
00:27:30
Yeah. Tell us no secret.
00:27:32
You said that she the.
00:27:33
Oh, the first time she drank, she got drunk off a symbol of alcohol.
00:27:35
Yeah. It's because she was 13 teens.
00:27:37
She was 13, you know, or or younger.
00:27:40
It was Hollywood. What is what? This.
00:27:42
When are we going to end child acting in Hollywood?
00:27:45
When is it? Why?
00:27:46
Why does why is child labor laws exempt in Hollywood?
00:27:49
Why are we able to exploit children?
00:27:51
Why are parents able to exploit children for money in a genre of it's
00:27:55
just an entertainment genre,
00:27:57
and you have all these stories and all this horseshit,
00:27:59
and all we are doing is watching a fun entertainment thing.
00:28:01
We can find a little person or someone who, sorry,
00:28:05
we can find a midget or someone who looks young to just play that part.
00:28:08
We don't need actual children.
00:28:10
Did you see it doesn't improve or
00:28:13
do anything for the show or for the movies?
00:28:17
No, I disagree, but
00:28:20
when you include a camera, then illegal things become legal.
00:28:24
Pornography is legalized, prostitution. Yes.
00:28:31
I like how you answered your own question.
00:28:33
You said, why do the parents do this for the money?
00:28:35
Like, without even pausing?
00:28:37
Oh, yeah, I'm allowed to do it.
00:28:38
I guess that's what I meant to say.
00:28:41
For the fame. They they they.
00:28:43
I've heard of parents that, like.
00:28:45
I can't believe that they didn't see it in.
00:28:47
They're like, we were blinded by the dream of my child being famous.
00:28:53
Draw.
00:28:53
And I had an interesting child encounter over the weekend.
00:28:57
Now, he wasn't invited. Yeah. Wait, what?
00:28:59
What, like, let's hear from the child first.
00:29:03
I drove to Easy's house.
00:29:04
No, easy. Drove us to George House.
00:29:07
We have a George truck.
00:29:09
We drive to the local Disneyland cause it is close to my girls.
00:29:15
So the point is, because you have those screenshots.
00:29:17
Brady.
00:29:18
Yeah.
00:29:18
World championship. Yeah.
00:29:20
So I'm looking forward to the night.
00:29:22
The day before was like, how about we go to the fucking park
00:29:26
where we're going to be?
00:29:27
They're going to have a fucking literally the Masters tournament of disc golf.
00:29:32
Yeah, this fucking park.
00:29:33
And I'm like, yeah, dude,
00:29:34
they're going to have the Masters Tournament of disc golf at this park.
00:29:38
Like they're going to be closed, and this son of a bitch is like, no,
00:29:42
no, I looked it up.
00:29:43
They're only closed two weeks before.
00:29:46
And I'm like, dude, they literally probably like,
00:29:48
why would anyone why would you let anyone touch this course
00:29:51
anywhere within two months before
00:29:54
the the the masters of the disc golf.
00:29:57
So this was written courtesy of my girlfriend
00:30:01
who just because I told her, look it up because I just want Joe Schmo
00:30:06
who would look this up, who's not a disc golf expert, to just
00:30:11
look up the facts here.
00:30:13
Yeah.
00:30:13
See if you can put so it's closed to the public.
00:30:16
The toboggan is closed to the public.
00:30:19
And so you can't play that never can.
00:30:22
And then what about the black look keep going down
00:30:25
or looking for the black hole.
00:30:28
What was that one back down there.
00:30:29
The really long
00:30:32
golf world championship world
00:30:35
jam tire fucking month of August.
00:30:39
So why would we close a public park or part of a public?
00:30:43
Because it's the man, dude.
00:30:45
They don't even let the motherfuckers touch the fucking.
00:30:47
What? Augusta.
00:30:48
No one's allowed to fucking even play on it.
00:30:51
Well, yeah, they don't want get gonna be on television.
00:30:54
This is a huge thing
00:30:56
for the golf, for disc golf, and also for Kensington Metropark.
00:31:00
You know how much extra business is going to bring to Kensington, period?
00:31:03
Because this is going to be shown on probably YouTube TV.
00:31:07
And that's probably as far as what they've missed out on like $4.
00:31:10
Oh inches the Ojo.
00:31:13
I still wonder what what would have become had
00:31:16
we just parked in that other parking lot and just started to play it.
00:31:23
Because there was
00:31:23
too many cars in there to not have that be what was going on,
00:31:28
right?
00:31:28
I believe so.
00:31:32
So we ended up driving
00:31:34
another half hour to Northville and played to get tickets.
00:31:38
I mean, dude, you
00:31:40
bend hills, of course.
00:31:42
And so we were at Cass Benton and, that was a great horse.
00:31:45
A beautiful day.
00:31:47
Oh, yeah.
00:31:48
We played a great round.
00:31:49
It was fun.
00:31:50
Found some.
00:31:51
Just lost one. Found free, something like that.
00:31:53
So, net gain of two, and then,
00:31:58
we get out of there
00:32:01
and we hop back into George.
00:32:03
Brand new Silverado. Beautiful truck. By the way.
00:32:06
When are we going to.
00:32:07
What are we going to bitch about?
00:32:08
The ice cream truck lady, too? Because we need to address that.
00:32:11
So yeah, continue the kids story because that's where we're at, right?
00:32:14
Yeah.
00:32:14
The kid was at my truck, but, I'd love to stand children if I could.
00:32:19
Yeah. Okay, so there's a small group.
00:32:23
This family group, not the ice cream group, but a smaller group of redneck.
00:32:30
And detached from his group
00:32:32
was this ginger child, and I think he was blind.
00:32:36
It was like a light.
00:32:37
It was like a strawberry blond.
00:32:39
But you guys tasted wild.
00:32:41
You guys.
00:32:42
Nobody else was on this play structure.
00:32:44
This play structure was across, you know, a
00:32:46
two lane dirt road from where these dipshits were.
00:32:48
And no one was paying attention the whole time.
00:32:51
Watching them because they were doing this.
00:32:52
This ended a fun.
00:32:54
We have to if it ends on a GoFundMe, we have to wait for Rumble.
00:32:58
Oh no it doesn't.
00:32:59
So the kids are waiting for us.
00:33:01
It ends and I should have hit the gas pedal is really what it ends in.
00:33:04
Yes, exactly.
00:33:05
Okay, so the kids waiting at the side of the park road
00:33:08
and, George stops to see what the kids going to do.
00:33:11
He like quarter crosses the road and then hesitates
00:33:14
until he starts like, okay, he's either going to go the other side,
00:33:18
then he goes like three quarters across and then stops.
00:33:21
Yeah.
00:33:22
And it's like, no, I do, because it's a stalemate.
00:33:24
He like he's playing chicken.
00:33:25
But now he's like, yay motherfucker.
00:33:27
Now you stop it.
00:33:28
Did you say.
00:33:29
And then he starts making his way diagonally,
00:33:33
just a slight head tilt and just yeah, looking at us just stare
00:33:37
and just like, Like literally like this kid's about to murder him.
00:33:43
Yes. It was like a scene from a horror film.
00:33:47
I don't think he blinked the entire time either.
00:33:49
No, not one blink.
00:33:51
And so he walks diagonally toward us, towards the side of the road,
00:33:55
towards the side of the truck, and then touches the truck.
00:33:58
Well, he, like, disappeared, right?
00:33:59
Because that's a big truck. You couldn't see him anyway.
00:34:02
So it was like, okay, where did he go?
00:34:03
You know, because it's like, I'm not because I have no idea where his truck.
00:34:09
Yeah, it made the boo the fucking.
00:34:14
What was this kid's parents?
00:34:16
Are there no one else at this place? Doctor. She.
00:34:19
He was the only kid or only person.
00:34:21
And when he left that play structure, there was no one else there.
00:34:25
And so it's like, well, where is this kid's parents?
00:34:26
Who's the who's the handler?
00:34:28
Like, when is someone going to step in and help us out here?
00:34:31
Because I don't know what to do right.
00:34:33
Like, do you get out and move the kid like, got.
00:34:39
To touch the child?
00:34:41
No. You're not allowed to touch the child.
00:34:42
I'm sure of that. But what the.
00:34:45
We called him over it to the children.
00:34:47
He ran up telling the dipshit in the group that wasn't paying attention to his own
00:34:50
fucking child. Almost get run over by a fucking truck.
00:34:53
And then he's like, oh, sorry.
00:34:55
And it's like, dude, go fuck your toothless self,
00:34:58
you fucking dumb son of a bitch.
00:35:00
Not just a truck.
00:35:01
A brand new Silverado.
00:35:03
Yeah,
00:35:06
yeah. Okay.
00:35:06
The ice cream truck. Yeah.
00:35:10
This is good.
00:35:11
Yeah. We're, like, almost done with the course.
00:35:13
And there's this fucking ice cream truck, and we're like, dude, that looks great.
00:35:17
And so I go there.
00:35:20
And it was like, you know, the only thing that's like, read me or whatever.
00:35:23
And it's like, whatever.
00:35:24
You're probably like, pull up here, it's a park.
00:35:25
You know, I'm sure you're probably just serving the public.
00:35:27
This is probably, maybe your stop on your little ice cream route.
00:35:30
I don't fucking know.
00:35:31
So I roll up and I walk around and, you know, ain't nobody fucking using it.
00:35:35
But she's sitting right there.
00:35:36
She's facing, pavilion that there's maybe like seven people in
00:35:41
and I'm like, do you guys take Apple Pay?
00:35:44
Because I literally forgot my wallet was the weirdest, like, only time in my life.
00:35:48
What a dumbass.
00:35:50
And she's
00:35:50
like, well, this is only for show, you guys.
00:35:54
It's only rented and it's bad for those people there.
00:35:56
And I'm like, seeing the thing there, and it says visa, Mastercard.
00:36:00
And I'm like thinking I
00:36:01
those seven people over there rented this whole fucking truck.
00:36:04
And you only brought enough ice cream for those seven fucking people.
00:36:08
And you don't have mindset to profit.
00:36:10
Orient yourself to go, oh,
00:36:13
if I have extra, maybe I should sell it to this motherfucker here.
00:36:16
And it's for other fucking friends that would probably buy a bunch of extra
00:36:20
shit for no fucking reason, and then probably leave a pretty good tip.
00:36:26
So we fucking.
00:36:28
I get pissed off.
00:36:29
I don't see anything. No, I walk away. Hey. Okay.
00:36:31
Walk away. Literally.
00:36:33
Like when you play one hold down and we come back and she's gone.
00:36:37
Don't call that now.
00:36:37
Right. So she was it was.
00:36:39
Maybe it was.
00:36:41
It was Motorcity ice cream. Then go fuck themselves.
00:36:45
And so it was
00:36:47
she was literally gone within ten, 15 minutes.
00:36:50
So she was done.
00:36:52
She, she could have sold, made extra profit.
00:36:55
I guess they're not a profit oriented company.
00:36:57
So I, I don't know,
00:37:00
I would assume it's some kind of liability
00:37:02
that she can't be having public serving once you rent it out.
00:37:06
The thing for them that they signed it.
00:37:08
So they, you know, I would just fucking ask them.
00:37:10
Then why wouldn't you like. Okay.
00:37:12
We rented it to be here. You didn't rent it to like,
00:37:15
oh, I, we can only sell to you because guess what?
00:37:18
Simultaneously they're probably selling to other people elsewhere.
00:37:22
So why is there a limit on what.
00:37:24
You know, who they can sell to? It's like a.
00:37:28
It didn't make sense to me.
00:37:30
I wanted ice cream.
00:37:33
But the most important question was,
00:37:35
how do you want to be invited?
00:37:44
I'm not playing that.
00:37:46
This was the one time I was actually invited.
00:37:48
Yeah, but this is the wrong course.
00:37:51
I know,
00:37:53
I know, right?
00:37:54
I ended up spending four hours on the road that day.
00:37:59
Transfer station.
00:38:00
Romeo. Back to Easy's house.
00:38:02
Back to my house.
00:38:02
Back to Easy's house. Over to doors. House.
00:38:05
Down to Kensington. Down to Cass Benton.
00:38:08
Back to George.
00:38:09
House back to Eazy.
00:38:10
South. My house for hours.
00:38:13
Yeah, but I did offer Stoney.
00:38:20
Yeah, we should have done there.
00:38:22
No. Yeah, yeah, we got this.
00:38:24
I just had this feeling that, I don't know, the masters of fucking disc
00:38:29
golf is going to be at this course in fucking three weeks.
00:38:33
I think it's more like the U.S they're going to let Joe Schmo
00:38:36
cigaret butts in the world throw fucking.
00:38:39
You're right, you're right. It's the world's.
00:38:43
They only invite people from Canada
00:38:44
in the United States, what they call it the world.
00:38:49
What's the only people who play disc golf?
00:38:51
There's no European.
00:38:53
No way. Man. It's huge in Estonia.
00:38:55
It's cute.
00:38:55
It really is huge.
00:38:56
It's huge.
00:38:57
In Japan, I would be huge. It.
00:39:03
So everything is huge in Japan.
00:39:05
They're tiny little people.
00:39:06
They're tiny little people.
00:39:08
Yeah.
00:39:08
So that brings me back to Hayden Panettiere.
00:39:11
Yeah.
00:39:12
I'd love to see Hayden Panettiere.
00:39:15
You know what she reminds me of,
00:39:17
even to the size of billed as Sabrina Carpenter?
00:39:22
No. Who was,
00:39:24
like, shut down pretty hard,
00:39:26
which was the last time I saw Fozzie Bear walk the walk up.
00:39:30
Yeah, maybe.
00:39:31
Like, I'm going to come back two years later.
00:39:33
Life, when she's all kind of
00:39:34
a little bit bloated from all the drinking she did in her younger age.
00:39:37
But no, no, no, no,
00:39:40
not on heroes.
00:39:41
Not my heroes. Hayden Panettiere,
00:39:43
Claire Bennett I discovered that's where I discovered her.
00:39:47
Yeah, she was discovered.
00:39:49
Anyway, so she was.
00:39:50
I just want to have a moment of silent sounds really quick for, Oh, yeah.
00:39:53
Hayden Panettiere.
00:39:57
That's what I'm saying.
00:39:58
Is this.
00:39:59
Homosexuality and demons, cannabis plants.
00:40:02
As always, I understand the finals being is exceptional.
00:40:06
Would be like a double champagne does.
00:40:10
Doesn't bother me.
00:40:10
It's it's kinky. But it just came out of me. Is it?
00:40:13
Is this a most quality record?
00:40:16
Believe it.
00:40:18
It's really a game.
00:40:18
It's called the find My penis.
00:40:20
If you think I'm kidding.
00:40:21
I like what you people love.
00:40:23
The smell of Hayden Panettiere.
00:40:25
I swear I got my fingers in there, but they're all string underwear.
00:40:30
I love her.
00:40:31
Should I even fuck her brother without a brother?
00:40:33
Even if he's retired? Or,
00:40:36
drug pretending was her clear
00:40:38
eyed fuck her shit this quick and make her piss pancake.
00:40:42
I'll make her ass quick.
00:40:43
Those words are
00:40:47
even true to this day.
00:40:49
Yeah, yes they are.
00:40:50
And we just got kicked off a YouTube.
00:40:53
No, that's a that's our song. It was a song.
00:40:55
I'm not very infringement. No, it's true.
00:40:57
It just got a copyright takedown notice from Stoney Creek Productions.
00:41:01
Fucking.
00:41:03
Oh, nice.
00:41:05
YouTube.
00:41:06
You suck.
00:41:08
Right?
00:41:08
They just automate that shit.
00:41:10
Yeah. No, seriously, dude, that's me.
00:41:12
Another channel.
00:41:13
You fucking my voice out of my fucking.
00:41:17
Yeah. Pieces of shit.
00:41:19
Nope. Sorry you to take it out.
00:41:21
Yeah, that was that was me.
00:41:22
And draw back in the day. What was that 18 years ago?
00:41:26
That was
00:41:27
technically the second recorded song
00:41:31
on that.
00:41:31
New black sun was the first one that.
00:41:34
Yeah, simultaneous homosexuality was in.
00:41:36
I just basement recorded on my.
00:41:38
Which is why you got the metronome ticking, because I think
00:41:42
I think you had a metronome going on your phone or you had a metronome device.
00:41:46
You just so we could just, like, time out because we didn't have a we didn't, like,
00:41:49
have a beat. We were just kind of right.
00:41:51
We're just going to slap a beat to it later or I don't know what the,
00:41:55
interesting story.
00:41:55
His roommate at that place was Nick.
00:41:58
Nick died a long time ago. Two.
00:42:00
Really?
00:42:01
Yeah. Nick is dead.
00:42:04
Oh. I mean,
00:42:08
it's only dead.
00:42:11
Like, for all intents and purposes.
00:42:15
Intents like intents and purposes.
00:42:20
What is intent?
00:42:22
Intensive.
00:42:23
It's not intent.
00:42:24
Intent and purpose or intensive purpose is.
00:42:27
Yes. It's not intensive purpose.
00:42:30
For all intents and purpose,
00:42:32
I'll always focus intents.
00:42:36
Like inside tense.
00:42:38
No, like intent. Like your intent.
00:42:40
All of your intent and all of your purpose.
00:42:43
And no problems with you guys getting into.
00:42:45
I have to draw the and getting in purposes.
00:42:49
I was I was just trying to be funny with the intent.
00:42:52
The thing. Because a lot of people don't do it.
00:42:54
I'm always curious on that phrasing because I always get it wrong.
00:42:57
I think there's a
00:42:58
limitations on that.
00:42:59
Several times.
00:43:02
Oh, we can type intents and purposes into the first program,
00:43:05
and it will take us back to the flash drive in 68, when I actually covered it.
00:43:14
Flash inside, just for flash.
00:43:17
You want some trivia questions? You, sir?
00:43:19
Yes. No, that is exactly what I said.
00:43:25
Hey. Okay.
00:43:32
In, episode 12,
00:43:34
Eve, Gary opens up by quoting Genesis 224
00:43:38
A man shall dot, dot, dot cleave unto his wife, and then points out
00:43:42
that cleave is a beautiful English
00:43:44
dumpster fire because it means two completely opposite things.
00:43:48
What are those two meanings?
00:43:50
Attach and detach.
00:43:54
Doesn't look like that's one of the answers.
00:43:56
You lose.
00:43:58
Oh, or the one of the four
00:44:00
it is possible to build or wait. I'm sorry.
00:44:04
Let me start again. To build and to destroy.
00:44:06
That doesn't. Yep.
00:44:07
To forgive and to avenge.
00:44:10
To know and to doll or to steal apart and to cling together.
00:44:15
There it is.
00:44:16
There it is.
00:44:17
Answer is a not be.
00:44:19
For the first time.
00:44:24
And, sounds like deeds the it's it
00:44:27
pretty well to.
00:44:31
In a mock
00:44:33
1950 sitcom bet cleave it to Cleaver that has seven garbage bags in the basement.
00:44:38
What does he claim they actually are?
00:44:41
Dead bodies.
00:44:43
Is it evidence of a cold case
00:44:46
in old bowling trophies?
00:44:48
Yeah.
00:44:49
Last week's leftover chili? No.
00:44:52
Or the Little League team. Be.
00:44:59
Their bowling trophies.
00:45:03
It's a the Little League team.
00:45:06
First of all, D was the Little League team.
00:45:10
I'm reading them backwards in case it's B every time.
00:45:13
Oh, what was the question?
00:45:18
Okay.
00:45:18
The question was Gary starts you episode by saying last week was about me.
00:45:24
And this week it's about you.
00:45:26
Something he claims to know nothing about, and then immediately pivots
00:45:31
into arguing with Brady about what happens after death.
00:45:34
According to Gary, once you are no longer human, what also disappears? You?
00:45:41
Is it, this letter, your ability to vote
00:45:44
or this letter, your Netflix recommendations,
00:45:47
this letter, your Social Security number or this letter?
00:45:50
Human emotions.
00:45:56
All of the above.
00:45:59
And no, it's just any number definitely stays pretty.
00:46:02
Oh, yeah.
00:46:03
It's like all your accounts stay.
00:46:05
And if it's on autopay, you should probably remedy that with your loved ones.
00:46:10
Yeah. Good call.
00:46:12
All right, I gotta go take care of that.
00:46:14
Your ability to vote remains the same.
00:46:16
Voting does not matter.
00:46:17
Proved by a Princeton study.
00:46:19
Because. Oh, yeah. Okay.
00:46:20
Lobbyist.
00:46:21
Hey, both sides that you get to vote for.
00:46:25
So that only leaves emotions.
00:46:28
Emotions is the correct answer.
00:46:30
I still don't have a clue.
00:46:32
Trivia.
00:46:32
Bumper, is this fascinating that us human beings
00:46:37
in America, in history, clay was a staunch Apple badass,
00:46:42
but definitely a little bit of a teaser for our monologue song from last week.
00:46:47
Listeners who grew up in a household
00:46:51
when his father
00:46:52
died, Clay immediately freed all of the slaves.
00:46:55
He would eventually go on to help
00:46:57
convince President Lincoln to sign the Emancipation Proclamation.
00:47:01
Are you going to make fun of his delivery?
00:47:05
No. I'm used to him.
00:47:07
Proclamation in 1863.
00:47:09
Back in the 1840s, Cassius Clay had started the name Titus Paper
00:47:15
and would receive two death threats.
00:47:17
Those threats got so bad that Clay ended up installing
00:47:21
two cannons in his office to blow away anyone who tried to harm him.
00:47:27
In 1843, a man named Sam Brown tried
00:47:30
to assassinate Cassius Clay by shooting him in the chest.
00:47:34
The only reason that he survived is because the bullet
00:47:37
got lodged in the silver scabbard of his knife.
00:47:40
Cassius Clay then tackled Sam Brown like some gold out there.
00:47:44
John Kirkstall cut off his nose, one of his ears
00:47:47
and gouged out both of his eye.
00:47:50
He did that despite his face.
00:47:52
Cassius Clay was charged with mayhem.
00:47:55
The got off after his cousin Henry Clay defended him in court.
00:47:59
Yes. Henry Clay, son, owned a slave named John,
00:48:03
whose grandson was named Cassius Clay in honor of the abolitionist.
00:48:08
His son was also named Cassius Clay, but
00:48:11
would eventually change his name to Muhammad Ali.
00:48:16
Well, oh, thank you for that, Gary.
00:48:19
That's amazing.
00:48:20
Let's get right to the etymology.
00:48:24
I like hot tamales, entomology, entomology, I think vanished.
00:48:28
It's an intimate.
00:48:29
It's got its own case at the end of the.
00:48:32
I'll in the American schools not pressure you.
00:48:37
Something vanished from American schools.
00:48:40
Not prayer, not paddling.
00:48:42
Etymology the study of having to come from and what they actually mean.
00:48:47
I'm sorry I never learned what etymology or hot homology.
00:48:51
Damn it.
00:48:52
But come on, they removed it.
00:48:54
You lost the ability to see the trap.
00:48:58
Because when you understand what words
00:49:00
really mean at their root, you start noticing it.
00:49:03
Almost every word you use was designed to program you into accepting limitations.
00:49:09
So language is a, prison and a trap.
00:49:12
We need a we need to free our minds with stupidity so that we can ponder and invent
00:49:18
out of thin
00:49:18
air without knowing how to convey that message to anyone else.
00:49:21
And then it just dies in our own craziness.
00:49:23
Never agreed to
00:49:25
let me prove it to you right now.
00:49:28
That. Wait, what does it to you mean?
00:49:30
You're saying words I don't understand
00:49:34
using words they tell you words are bad.
00:49:38
If you say there's a reason enough, it starts to say, use a razor.
00:49:42
The reason they stopped teaching etymology in 1946.
00:49:46
Before that, every kid learned to decode words,
00:49:50
to understand the hidden programs inside language.
00:49:53
Then it stopped everywhere, all at once.
00:49:57
They replaced it with memorization and standardized tests. Why?
00:50:01
Because if you knew that understand
00:50:04
literally means to stand under, I knew that submit.
00:50:09
You must stop crazy.
00:50:10
I always say comprehend instead of understand.
00:50:13
And they say, oh, it's the same thing.
00:50:14
But in the cases of the law where the letter of the law, the letter of the word,
00:50:20
along with the spirit,
00:50:21
but the letter first variable, it's
00:50:24
very important to know what you're saying and agreeing to.
00:50:29
And I understand in every agreement,
00:50:32
if you knew government breaks genes to govern
00:50:35
meaning control and meant meaning mind, you might start questioning authority.
00:50:41
Different fine control.
00:50:42
They gave you a corrupted vocabulary and told you words don't match.
00:50:45
Just asking question.
00:50:46
Words are spells and they've been casting them over.
00:50:50
You wait, what?
00:50:53
Call the second spelling spells where it spells?
00:50:57
Can we just end it there because that's absurd and ridiculous.
00:50:59
Do you believe in you believe in this, but you don't believe
00:51:03
in anything else.
00:51:08
Do you believe that?
00:51:08
Say, I believe in this, you know, but I don't believe in anything else. No.
00:51:14
Do you believe that you can. No. No and no.
00:51:17
Do you believe that
00:51:18
you can recant some conjuring magic spell?
00:51:22
Yeah.
00:51:24
No you're not.
00:51:26
Then why did you say spells spelling?
00:51:28
That's where the word kind of a connection.
00:51:32
There is a connection.
00:51:34
I don't higher life.
00:51:35
It's not connected by the use of the words.
00:51:38
It's connected by the meanings of the words.
00:51:42
Sure.
00:51:44
You follow me? Sure.
00:51:46
The etymology. Like there. Sure.
00:51:48
Or they teach their children Latin, Greek,
00:51:51
Sanskrit, Hebrew, these ancient languages.
00:51:54
Basically, I'm not a follower.
00:51:56
Frequency codes?
00:51:57
Sure, while they're learning to program reality,
00:52:01
they give your kids text speak and emojis.
00:52:04
They dumb down the vocabulary they remove.
00:52:07
Etymology from schools,
00:52:10
spelling and casting spell.
00:52:12
Hold that.
00:52:12
I mean, they might have removed it from teaching it,
00:52:15
but the kids still create their own.
00:52:17
Everything means something to them.
00:52:18
It may not mean anything to us.
00:52:21
There may be more or less or completely different meanings,
00:52:24
but they're not as retarded as this is making it sound.
00:52:28
I don't.
00:52:28
I mean, I think,
00:52:31
oh, they're retarded.
00:52:33
Do you think if we look from now to 100 years ago
00:52:36
that we communicate with words more or less,
00:52:39
more or fewer words or
00:52:43
more, we are retarded.
00:52:46
But so so wouldn't stand to reason
00:52:50
that with the availability of words and with the amount of people
00:52:53
that this is just bullshit from the start,
00:52:57
just because they don't teach it is because they don't have to.
00:52:59
Because at the time, by the time people get to school,
00:53:02
or they can literally Google the entomology.
00:53:06
Is it etymology?
00:53:07
Entomology can say that because I, I know them all.
00:53:10
There's entomology terminology.
00:53:11
One of them is associated with words, one of them is associated with food.
00:53:15
I don't know which one is which.
00:53:17
Aren't coincidence. Etymology.
00:53:19
Once you decode even five words, you can't unsee it.
00:53:23
Mortgage mortem means death like mortal.
00:53:27
Mortuary gage means pledge, like engage, a binding agreement.
00:53:33
Mortgage equals death pledge.
00:53:35
You're signing a death pledge now?
00:53:37
They call it that. Right to your face.
00:53:40
Pharmacy comes from pharmacare.
00:53:42
Sorcery, witchcraft.
00:53:44
Government equals govern control.
00:53:47
So would we agree, though, that that evolved from that
00:53:50
when we used only lived to be 30 years.
00:53:52
And the King would say,
00:53:53
you can, you peasants can have this land, but you're going to work on it.
00:53:56
For me, when it was feudal, we used to live now 500 years.
00:54:00
What are you talking about?
00:54:02
I don't I don't believe in.
00:54:03
Oh, yeah, I don't believe that.
00:54:05
I do not believe that.
00:54:06
It's more likely that they counted different.
00:54:10
I might be way more like that.
00:54:12
I don't I don't know that. What about the idea?
00:54:14
Don't think that's what I mean.
00:54:15
Just just in the last.
00:54:17
Just in the last, what, 5000 years?
00:54:19
Human life expectancy went from 20 years old to, what, fucking 80?
00:54:23
So, do you really think that that's not possible?
00:54:27
That's why that's what people want to be about.
00:54:29
That's my point.
00:54:30
That was exactly my point.
00:54:31
Even when the life expectancy was in the 30s,
00:54:34
it don't say, let's say that we got a mortality on oxygen.
00:54:38
And so oxygen is interval one at a time.
00:54:41
This the best oxygen ever though.
00:54:44
There's cheese. Everything's good. It's the best.
00:54:50
No you can't breathe.
00:54:51
No good.
00:54:52
So you wouldn't think that there would just be a, either
00:54:54
an abundance of oxygen or that would just cause shit to just grow bigger or
00:54:59
better, or just, more pure state of.
00:55:03
I don't know, you say pure and you saying poor again.
00:55:06
We went from dawn to fucking for sure.
00:55:09
King tut
00:55:11
period is what teens
00:55:14
was, right?
00:55:15
That was like regular.
00:55:16
You know, I was like, yeah,
00:55:19
that's why it was like, oh, a 14 year old king.
00:55:21
And it's like, well, no, they only lived till 20 anyway.
00:55:23
So that's, that's yeah, that's right around the age there, you know, you've got
00:55:26
your most sensitive crime
00:55:29
right.
00:55:31
You don't think that you couldn't extend that.
00:55:33
Like if we went further in life that we wouldn't have
00:55:36
because we're already doing that.
00:55:40
Know like
00:55:40
there has been a major, major staple of, hey, we're changing the average age
00:55:45
that people die, but 100%, you know,
00:55:49
it's out of state for the state to rise.
00:55:51
For the state of argument,
00:55:52
I would like to just keep it in the things that we know for sure.
00:55:56
And I know that I know that 40 years of this activity, I'm not arguing with you.
00:56:00
I'm agreeing with you. We definitely live longer now.
00:56:02
We did.
00:56:03
You know, mortgage could have been 30 years.
00:56:05
Listen, you're literally taking a 30 year loan,
00:56:07
so it's till you die, but you're going to get a house till you die.
00:56:10
So it's agreed.
00:56:11
And they shook hands and they'd sign their mortgage.
00:56:14
Now you can pay off your mortgage much sooner.
00:56:16
And we live longer, so.
00:56:18
But should we change the word? It just evolved into what it is today.
00:56:20
It's not me. It doesn't mean it's still a death.
00:56:22
Just because they disagree.
00:56:24
I'm stuck with this mortgage till the day I die.
00:56:27
Just because they tell you a monthly fee doesn't mean
00:56:30
that's what you have to pay. I,
00:56:34
and just because you said
00:56:35
that you're going to live to be 110,
00:56:39
you better be wrong about that, or I'll kill you.
00:56:41
Better believe it.
00:56:46
Yeah,
00:56:47
if I bring it on, I'm going to kill you.
00:56:50
I would take it right now at 110.
00:56:53
Why not?
00:56:54
I don't want to be.
00:56:55
Yeah.
00:56:55
Spoon fed in a jar.
00:56:59
You're going to have to be, though, unfortunately,
00:57:01
one or the other, or I'll be deceased.
00:57:05
You're just going to survive anyway.
00:57:07
Better either dirt or flying around with the connection of all energy.
00:57:10
One of those two things will be true.
00:57:14
No, not necessarily.
00:57:17
Will you think there's more options?
00:57:19
I'll either be dirt.
00:57:24
Because I said there are other options.
00:57:25
Yeah, I'll either be dirt energy or connected to everything.
00:57:30
I mean, so we're somewhere we still.
00:57:32
The good dirt part is still energy.
00:57:34
There's still sure that's.
00:57:36
I said I'll be a different energy. Dirt energy
00:57:40
and I
00:57:40
don't I'm not claiming that that energy will or will not be aware
00:57:43
of the energy that I am now, because that would be retarded
00:57:47
if you like.
00:57:50
Just can't just can't think of anything off the top of my head
00:57:52
that there's like the greatest metaphor, but basically Jackie Robinson.
00:57:56
Right.
00:57:56
The first thing I think the top of your head, Jackie Robinson.
00:57:59
Right. So it's influence pushes on.
00:58:03
Baseball is baseball related.
00:58:04
Amazing.
00:58:07
Right way past his like, life skin color.
00:58:11
Right?
00:58:11
It just continues like, so it's like a snowball effect.
00:58:14
It's like once you once you push that, it just starts rolling, right?
00:58:18
Yeah.
00:58:19
Agreed.
00:58:22
I hope you're going somewhere good with this.
00:58:24
Why do you have to, like, kind of forget what my point was.
00:58:26
I almost need to go back and listen to the stream. What was Brady's last point?
00:58:30
I think you want to say that legacy is like an athlete.
00:58:34
Hey, I get your point.
00:58:36
I don't know if the legacy.
00:58:38
That's where I was going.
00:58:39
It was more or less,
00:58:42
But legacy doesn't mean afterlife.
00:58:44
Otherwise they'll be the same word I call old stuff legacy.
00:58:48
Whenever I fill out my, technical reports, I don't say all the DC.
00:58:53
I say legacy.
00:58:54
You have a technical remark is up with them.
00:58:56
Yeah, I write technical reports.
00:58:58
Sometimes you have a non-technical report.
00:59:01
No, I can write a non-technical.
00:59:03
So why don't you just call it a report, then?
00:59:06
Because I want to state.
00:59:07
State that I was using that word, the entomology of that word.
00:59:12
I, and, you know what's really good?
00:59:15
And humans, chocolate chip cookies.
00:59:17
Those all the little ones,
00:59:19
the windmills.
00:59:20
You know, it's really good.
00:59:22
No, the trees idea of of throwback shit.
00:59:25
Right. So yes.
00:59:28
Give me an adjective.
00:59:33
Squirrely.
00:59:37
This is bad.
00:59:38
What?
00:59:41
This is bad.
00:59:42
I'm not. I'm to. Morning.
00:59:44
Yes, this is fresh.
00:59:45
Let's.
00:59:47
There's.
00:59:47
I want to get the most reindeer out the show type of flag lib.
00:59:50
So we are going to stay with this throughout the show here, but, Okay.
00:59:54
Good.
00:59:55
All right. Did you. Did you write that down?
00:59:57
I didn't even hear what he said yeah I did, yeah.
00:59:59
That's. Yeah, I typed you could hear it probably.
01:00:02
I just remember one
01:00:03
show where you did it all and you were like, shit, I didn't fucking
01:00:07
write down any of the fuck.
01:00:08
Really, I did that.
01:00:09
Yeah, yeah, I must have been shitfaced. Yeah, I must have been
01:00:13
thinking.
01:00:13
Yeah, we've seen a lot more wasted.
01:00:15
We worked it out pretty well. No, you just read it.
01:00:17
And when you pause, Gary just repeated his answer.
01:00:21
You're right.
01:00:21
It's great. Radio squirrel
01:00:25
Webster radio.
01:00:26
It's a podcast to lake. Our God, this is quick.
01:00:28
Oh, the dog Shabana. Gunga Mo
01:00:32
sure was.
01:00:32
This is home to Lake Char dog, a dog man.
01:00:35
Shaggy dog. Shabana.
01:00:36
Gunga mug, the lake char dog a dog man.
01:00:39
Shag a dog to
01:00:41
jump on a target.
01:00:44
Dog man shag a dog to burn a gun up our dog right there, right now.
01:00:49
Are those juke kids coming down from your ears, or is it just his hairstyle?
01:00:53
No. Oh, so is that a show?
01:00:57
Just his genetics?
01:01:00
Also, yes.
01:01:01
Is non-Jewish genetics? No no no.
01:01:04
Yes. Doesn't this count as a sighting?
01:01:06
Like, can't we call somebody
01:01:09
for this?
01:01:09
We should call it an alien.
01:01:13
You think maybe he's little foot?
01:01:17
Yeah. Oh.
01:01:18
Good point.
01:01:19
You just shaved.
01:01:22
I love you.
01:01:22
I'm like,
01:01:25
Littlefoot is actually from Land Before Time.
01:01:28
I think he's a dragon. Right? Or a no?
01:01:31
He's a fucking god damn Brontosaurus, you son of a bitch.
01:01:35
What's the difference between a dragon and a dinosaur?
01:01:37
You tell me a Esau is.
01:01:40
He'd leaves dragons be fire.
01:01:42
You don't know that.
01:01:44
There's no way we know that.
01:01:46
And it sounded like this.
01:01:48
Oh, shit.
01:01:49
I got to kind of be quieter.
01:01:51
Okay, look, three horns don't play with long necks,
01:01:53
and neither of them play with dragons because they didn't exist.
01:01:55
But plural noun. Go.
01:02:00
Unicorns.
01:02:07
We're not.
01:02:08
So at this pause for too much.
01:02:10
Yeah, I can pass. I was hoping you were pulling something up.
01:02:12
Otherwise I was going to. Oh, this is good.
01:02:14
I get the coronavirus.
01:02:16
Yes, I will give it to all healthy tits.
01:02:22
Abortion.
01:02:24
Cut it out.
01:02:26
Yeah, I don't believe I probably rumble.
01:02:29
You think?
01:02:32
How did the dinosaurs die?
01:02:35
They didn't do dinosaurs.
01:02:37
Ate everything on Earth.
01:02:39
They dug not into the ground to search for food.
01:02:42
Sadly, they became trapped in the holes.
01:02:45
Which is why their skeletons are found underground today.
01:02:51
I was one way
01:02:53
and now I am completely different.
01:02:56
What happened in between was Jesus.
01:03:01
I say, oh, I say Jesus.
01:03:03
I mean that man.
01:03:05
The last one is actually true.
01:03:07
It came on. I like what it's high in though.
01:03:10
We were just talking about dragons versus dinosaurs.
01:03:13
That one had a dinosaur story, which is retarded.
01:03:17
It looks good, I like it.
01:03:19
We are quick. Thanks.
01:03:22
Speaking of our today, I am signing an executive order
01:03:25
making it legal to call your friends fags and retards.
01:03:30
Oh yeah, it takes hotspot
01:03:34
brass nuts to get what you want.
01:03:37
You've got to admire that.
01:03:39
I'm not even going to tell you the details
01:03:40
of these conspiracy theories because they got no hot spot.
01:03:42
They take no pleasure for their own absurdity.
01:03:45
Yeah, they're right.
01:03:47
She's got that spot.
01:03:48
I'll give her a honest word for that.
01:03:51
Let's just use whisper.
01:03:54
That's how I see it.
01:03:56
I see a good spot, but it sounds like a lot of people say hotspot.
01:04:00
It's got like a soft spot to go.
01:04:03
Yeah.
01:04:03
You love a good.
01:04:04
Yeah, it's a sound I can't make.
01:04:07
You can't write.
01:04:09
You know what?
01:04:10
You can't hike I can't, I can't do that. Do.
01:04:16
Yeah.
01:04:16
Let's learn how to do it. You're not.
01:04:18
You're not a very good you. Then.
01:04:21
No. I'm probably the worst you ever.
01:04:28
I think the worst is still better than the best.
01:04:30
Gentile leader.
01:04:32
Oh, we need that clue.
01:04:36
Pump that clip.
01:04:37
Clip. Be.
01:04:40
Never heard of it.
01:04:44
Do the thing, Brady.
01:04:47
Oh, wait.
01:04:48
No, we are retarded.
01:04:53
That's a good one.
01:04:55
Sanford and
01:04:59
Parent one bumper, one.
01:05:03
Looks like it's turning larger than.
01:05:09
We'll never know.
01:05:10
It was just slickers. You'll have some.
01:05:13
You'll have to come back.
01:05:14
You'll have to come. Yeah.
01:05:17
Okay.
01:05:18
I'll be here.
01:05:21
What's this guy I like?
01:05:22
First of all, we've.
01:05:24
We give our condolences to the US Army men.
01:05:26
They passed away in this.
01:05:27
But helicopter.
01:05:31
While we have never given condolences prior to me.
01:05:33
Helicopter. Hello.
01:05:34
Why all of a sudden now do you feel compelled to.
01:05:38
Oh, usually they survive helicopter crashes.
01:05:41
They do.
01:05:43
Sometimes they charge me.
01:05:45
Today, the US Army
01:05:46
ordering a temporary stand down of all Apache helicopter training flights.
01:05:50
Following this week's deadly crash in Texas.
01:05:53
Two pilots were killed when their chopper went down
01:05:55
during a maintenance test flight near Fort Hood.
01:05:58
So you guys realize I mean this this doesn't mean a helicopter
01:06:01
for accidents on accident, man.
01:06:04
This doesn't mean we can't kill the one with catches, but they're not.
01:06:07
There's, like, a pause in training.
01:06:08
We're out of Patriot missiles.
01:06:10
It's almost as if your army is just getting all our ammunition
01:06:13
and all our resources thinned out for something bigger.
01:06:17
If anyone had a little interest.
01:06:19
Strategic brain.
01:06:21
Can you think of a bigger foe that might be using
01:06:23
all these smaller theaters to prepare for something
01:06:25
that they've been waiting to do for 100 years?
01:06:29
No. Oh, not off the top of my head.
01:06:33
China, China, China.
01:06:36
But let's get right to ABC's Jay O'Brien and Jay.
01:06:39
What more are you learned.
01:06:40
That's right.
01:06:40
What we've learned tonight
01:06:41
the Army has ordered a temporary grounding of all the Apache helicopter
01:06:44
training flights after that fatal crash this Wednesday near Fort Hood, Texas.
01:06:48
That attack helicopter
01:06:49
going down in a field bursting into flames that ignited a grass fire.
01:06:54
Tonight, the Pentagon identifying the two servicemembers killed in that crash
01:06:57
as Chief Warrant Officer Deondre Huie and Warrant Officer Seth Olmstead.
01:07:01
Apache helicopters have a higher rate of incidents compared to
01:07:06
one of the five the Covid.
01:07:16
Plus meant mind, mind control.
01:07:18
They're telling you exactly what they're doing, and you're agreeing
01:07:21
because nobody taught you to read the code.
01:07:23
Wait, do we watch this one already? You're right.
01:07:26
He's right.
01:07:27
We do watch the end.
01:07:28
Because no wonder he is so right.
01:07:32
He is.
01:07:32
So I'm going to agree with him
01:07:33
because he's right, not the other thing that he's saying isn't right.
01:07:37
We need to agree with his code because the code that he's saying is incorrect.
01:07:42
Can we watch some of these people too?
01:07:45
The other people are the ones that are lying to you.
01:07:48
I'll be right back.
01:07:49
I have to go find a new jabber.
01:07:52
And I been the chair every 15 minutes, roughly.
01:07:55
Anyway, yeah,
01:07:56
this show started with pyramids and it just may well end with pyramids.
01:07:59
Okay, so this is what we're going to call the pyramid of life.
01:08:02
And there's this theory.
01:08:03
Don't pick two pyramids out of three equals three.
01:08:06
Well you gotta follow the
01:08:09
way. Let's count.
01:08:10
You ready?
01:08:12
But let him move his finger and you'll see the,
01:08:16
the one that, I mean, they all have slight bows to him,
01:08:18
but the one that his finger is covering has quite the arc.
01:08:23
You go.
01:08:23
Oh, wait, we're not on the right one.
01:08:25
Oh, dude,
01:08:29
we were going to count. Are you kidding me?
01:08:31
We are going to count.
01:08:32
Have a lot of time, but you won't have much money,
01:08:34
so that gives you plenty money. Five year old. Where are you going?
01:08:37
Then we'll have time.
01:08:38
Or you have time and money.
01:08:40
But everything in your life is of low quality.
01:08:42
Now, let me tell you,
01:08:45
that's not the pyramid of life.
01:08:46
That's the premier quality.
01:08:48
Like like his presentation here.
01:08:50
That's the pyramid of, like, industrial production.
01:08:55
Anyway, this is not true because in this life you.
01:08:58
But it's why it's not true is because you heard a concept.
01:09:01
The production. There's.
01:09:02
You can either have you can get it fast,
01:09:04
you can get it good or you can get it cheap. Right?
01:09:06
Everyone in the world has heard that hopefully.
01:09:09
And you get all three.
01:09:11
No, you can only get two of those.
01:09:13
If you've ever tried to make or do anything, you can prove it.
01:09:16
Just no, no, right? Try and do it.
01:09:18
You can compromise a little like a third of each one.
01:09:21
That's very difficult to do. That's ideal. Obviously.
01:09:25
Yeah.
01:09:25
You know I'm definitely sacrificing making it cheap.
01:09:29
But cutting down the tree that fell down
01:09:32
has been slow and not that easy.
01:09:36
But this is you have an update from, George Neighbors on Rumble.
01:09:40
They did post a video.
01:09:41
Oh, we don't fuck these assholes.
01:09:43
No we do, I don't know, but most likely have any respect
01:09:47
because it's fucking hard out here.
01:09:50
That's what that was all about. You fuck.
01:09:52
He told us it's not logical.
01:09:55
It's not a pyramid. It's hard out here.
01:09:57
It definitely wasn't a pyramid.
01:09:59
It was like, a triangle.
01:10:01
Do you think a pyramid has 2 or 3 dimensions?
01:10:04
Like a gusset with, like an arched, like, that's all you're saying.
01:10:08
Was aligned with the draft worthy.
01:10:10
They weren't perfect.
01:10:12
No. Yeah, he could have easily just, I don't know, grabbed anything.
01:10:18
Yeah.
01:10:18
He did.
01:10:19
He literally wrote anything down just so he could say life was hard.
01:10:21
No, I'm saying, like, to use as a straight edge.
01:10:24
Like there's like a hundred.
01:10:25
I like, I'm looking around and there's so many straight edges.
01:10:27
I could just, like,
01:10:28
grab and go, zip, zip, zip and like, make a actually equal triangle
01:10:31
without trying very hard at all.
01:10:35
So I'm just so hung up on the triangle.
01:10:37
I like a good pyramid.
01:10:38
I'm bad.
01:10:41
Speaking of cheap
01:10:44
production,
01:10:46
what's this about Mustang Drop?
01:10:48
Dude, this is the dumbest, gayest, dumbest gay shit I've ever heard.
01:10:53
Willie called dumb and gay Rumble.
01:10:56
Fear of the Mustang.
01:10:58
But dumb and gay or the same music that we started with.
01:11:03
Dude, I'm
01:11:04
thinking like, okay, some like, you're gonna, like, drop it, right?
01:11:07
Like, yeah, like he's going to hit the ground and it's going to go like,
01:11:12
you know what I mean?
01:11:12
Like, what is it, a David Copperfield moment?
01:11:15
There's not a mustang drop. Like.
01:11:17
Yeah, it's like something like, get your phones out because it's about time.
01:11:21
Are they going to drop boom turkeys?
01:11:24
Who knew that just couldn't fly?
01:11:26
You don't know what's going to happen.
01:11:27
Mustang drop. Like, what do you like?
01:11:30
What do you guys think this is going to be?
01:11:32
The shit is sweet.
01:11:34
Should we switch over to Rumble right now?
01:11:37
No one else knows
01:11:40
to make a call, so we might as well, because fuck YouTube.
01:11:44
Fuck the host.
01:11:47
Yeah, he's not here to give his opinion either, you know?
01:11:50
So I'll be right back.
01:11:52
I have to go find a new jabber,
01:11:54
and I bend the curve. Okay?
01:11:57
I feel like, yeah.
01:12:09
I suck as a kid.
01:12:15
Oh, drat.
01:12:18
Right. Yeah.
01:12:19
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01:12:24
All right, folks, listen up before we dive
01:12:27
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01:12:34
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01:12:37
Episode 23 Gary's personal Mount Rushmore horror film.
01:12:41
This is Michael Myers.
01:12:43
He's 22.
01:12:45
So here's a classic article one.
01:12:47
Let's get ridiculous. The sole purpose of
01:12:50
this
01:12:50
post, or any random pinhead is another five.
01:12:53
Tease your gray matter and a murky existence.
01:12:57
Any semblance of seriousness is purely accidental.
01:12:59
Article two offending everyone equally.
01:13:02
Well, we'll find out on Rumble.
01:13:04
All right.
01:13:04
We don't care
01:13:06
if he just knock, knock. Who's Gary for?
01:13:08
Cats or dogs?
01:13:10
Knock knock.
01:13:13
We're here. Hey, here's some folklore from.
01:13:15
According to the story Gary tells to our dingy the devil.
01:13:19
What do you say, tree by even more games.
01:13:22
Apple pie, RPG water.
01:13:24
So or garlic?
01:13:26
We ain't. What is it? Stringy Jack sugarcoat anything.
01:13:28
Stingy Jack jokes offend you? Stingy.
01:13:31
Tough luck.
01:13:32
We're not responsible for any ruffled feathers or hurt feelings.
01:13:35
But hey, if you can take the heat, we promise us some belly laughs
01:13:38
and maybe a couple snorts.
01:13:40
Article for fake news alert.
01:13:42
We'll take you outside the courtroom for further details.
01:13:45
The tales, rumors, and downright lies you hear here are as fictional
01:13:49
as a $3 bill.
01:13:50
Any resemblance to real life events or people,
01:13:53
whether alive or pushing up daisies, is purely coincidental
01:13:56
and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
01:14:00
We're pretty sure the Earth is round, and I didn't actually take myself out,
01:14:02
but honestly, who cares? Article five
01:14:06
parody
01:14:08
because why not?
01:14:11
Parody and satire are our bread and butter folks.
01:14:14
Any likeness to actual people or characters
01:14:17
is just us having a laugh, not a reason for a lawsuit.
01:14:21
We might not be the smartest cookies in the jar.
01:14:24
Always sure not here to stir up some trouble to selling clothing.
01:14:28
If you've made it this far without getting your undies in a twist.
01:14:31
And congrats! You're our kind of people.
01:14:33
We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some questionable joy,
01:14:37
and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious all the frickin time.
01:14:40
So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride
01:14:43
to the absurd realms of our humor.
01:14:44
While hence why
01:14:47
them mother called and said, I love it.
01:14:56
And. Ladies and
01:15:03
gentlemen, let's get ready for.
01:15:10
The rumble.
01:15:11
I hope that you're ready to rumble.
01:15:13
I hope you ready to.
01:15:17
This is captain Jean-Luc Picard.
01:15:18
I faced Q, the Borg and temporal anomalies, but
01:15:22
nothing compares to the unpredictability of flat trench life.
01:15:25
Monday, 10 p.m. eastern.
01:15:27
Viewer discretion is futile.
01:15:31
Oh, that was Gary live.
01:15:32
I thought you were doing, like, an AI thing.
01:15:35
Well, that was me, because,
01:15:38
I mean, he's very much Picard.
01:15:40
Yes. You know.
01:15:44
Have you ever done Picard for Halloween
01:15:46
regard?
01:15:48
Have you ever done Halloween?
01:15:49
What have you for? Picard?
01:15:51
Have you
01:15:53
ever done Picard?
01:15:54
Wait a minute.
01:15:54
You just never card Picard. I.
01:15:59
Oh, there's a league legal for all to call your friends.
01:16:01
Picard's everyone. What
01:16:04
have you done?
01:16:06
I've never put that together for a while today.
01:16:11
That's going to be your costume.
01:16:13
Come.
01:16:13
If you.
01:16:13
It would be easier to do Picard than it would be
01:16:16
carded.
01:16:22
Okay, back to this.
01:16:23
It's going real slow.
01:16:24
Are you playing in slow motion?
01:16:26
No. Have it, but it's slower.
01:16:29
Oh, yeah.
01:16:31
Right.
01:16:35
So, stupid thing they had in the crane in the sky all day.
01:16:37
Oh, there's some just some shitty,
01:16:41
he the Kennedy.
01:16:45
So apparently it's just some gay Mustang,
01:16:47
you know, I don't know, it's got, like, a bunch of horsepower
01:16:49
or some some shit that, you know, you can't legally like,
01:16:52
you know, fuck around with, you know, streets, which.
01:16:55
I don't know why they sell this dumb shit. Anyway.
01:16:58
You know, cars,
01:17:00
like dumb shit that you can't, like, legally, like fuck around with on streets
01:17:04
like you.
01:17:04
I mean,
01:17:06
yeah, if it's too fast, a cop is never over.
01:17:10
Yeah, we we sell cars that accelerate fast.
01:17:13
Like, if you speed, you know, it's illegal.
01:17:16
Like, these things are illegal. Yeah, we sell vehicles.
01:17:19
I can still do these things, and it's just a vanity thing, but.
01:17:23
Yeah, the.
01:17:23
Yeah, just spin and all they do is just, like, intake a bunch of gas.
01:17:26
Like, I know I bought a big truck, but.
01:17:36
Safer.
01:17:36
You know, it's safer being that way.
01:17:41
I just go, this is this is a non
01:17:43
practical vehicle meant to just first a bunch of fagot
01:17:47
dudes who just whack off over as if they, like, built it themselves.
01:17:50
Like, that's literally all it is.
01:17:51
Is I wrote it in the backseat.
01:17:53
Oh, George. Truck.
01:17:55
Just to be like an Uber customer.
01:17:58
It was awesome. It was so rude.
01:18:02
All right. Bye.
01:18:02
Oh, climate control verb.
01:18:06
Oh, Masturbate
01:18:10
I love it.
01:18:10
So it was more or less the Mustang lowering than a mustang drop.
01:18:15
Definition of drop, I guess. Is
01:18:19
no dropping a song.
01:18:20
You don't to drop it from a helicopter.
01:18:22
Like turkeys on PCP.
01:18:24
I mean, it was a new, like the
01:18:27
that they were unveiling, so they were amazing.
01:18:30
70s early.
01:18:31
Oh, hey, you can buy this now.
01:18:32
So maybe that's what they're going for.
01:18:34
But regardless of if you
01:18:37
if you feel the need to buy a car like that, you either have too much money,
01:18:39
which good for you.
01:18:41
But it's also like you're just
01:18:43
kind of a weirdo with nothing else going on is regardless, you know?
01:18:46
But my car goes 120.
01:18:48
Does that make me a weirdo?
01:18:50
Yeah,
01:18:52
I don't my car window 120 miles an hour.
01:18:55
The coolest. My car is. You didn't.
01:18:57
You didn't buy your car to drive it around and be like,
01:19:01
look at I did.
01:19:03
Sure I did.
01:19:05
You did.
01:19:07
No, it is kind of flashy,
01:19:08
but I mean, I could have I mean, I bought it because of a bad box.
01:19:13
I don't buy it.
01:19:14
I need, like proof that I don't, that it is if it's reliable.
01:19:17
Yeah.
01:19:17
Because it is the color of a basketball.
01:19:20
Well, do you think that that's a problem?
01:19:22
Basketball colored car.
01:19:24
Yeah. It's like off orange.
01:19:27
It's worse.
01:19:27
Me it keeps me a lot calmer on the road because it's very identifiable.
01:19:32
The Brady Mobile Jordans,
01:19:35
Jefferson and his friend have to say here.
01:19:39
Yeah.
01:19:41
Oh, pretty sure that's
01:19:44
when the dog Cramer brother comes on.
01:19:47
Haha.
01:19:47
Street smart city, right?
01:19:49
Oh, I'm glad I waited for my know.
01:19:52
I don't.
01:19:54
We should know this is the way to think of it.
01:19:56
But it's called Slickers.
01:20:00
Well no no this is not.
01:20:02
It's this is not this.
01:20:04
I know where this is going.
01:20:05
He's just the it's not.
01:20:09
It's not right.
01:20:11
Why isn't it, though like this where you don't the him.
01:20:15
You're the son.
01:20:18
That little.
01:20:20
You got to get them where
01:20:23
you know that's the history.
01:20:24
You know where we've been.
01:20:26
His costar.
01:20:28
This guy was Belzer before.
01:20:29
Belzer was the you you call the Charles.
01:20:32
And then he cut me.
01:20:34
Get to the.
01:20:37
Okay,
01:20:39
okay.
01:20:39
Nice.
01:20:42
Okay.
01:20:43
Oh, God.
01:20:45
And Dana Carvey did.
01:20:47
He does a podcast with, David Spade.
01:20:50
David Spade did this, sporting good equipment,
01:20:54
commercial, this line of advertising.
01:20:57
I kept getting my, like, my, whatever the music apps.
01:21:03
And I guess he powered up, needed the money, and, they decided
01:21:09
they didn't want to pay him the he 30 game straight money.
01:21:15
So we got a guy who sounds exactly like him.
01:21:17
And now that new guy does all the advertising for them.
01:21:20
I forget the name on the sporting goods
01:21:24
company.
01:21:24
They are positive for a second. Right?
01:21:27
Yeah.
01:21:28
I lost my temper on stage.
01:21:30
I was at, a comedy club trying to,
01:21:34
do my act, and I got heckled, and I.
01:21:37
I took it badly and went into a great.
01:21:41
And,
01:21:45
said some pretty,
01:21:48
nasty things to some Afro-Americans,
01:21:50
a lot of Afro Americans and Americans.
01:21:53
Yeah.
01:21:54
So he he you know what?
01:21:56
He met us halfway, all right?
01:21:58
He met us halfway.
01:21:59
No, no.
01:21:59
Everywhere can was the abbreviation originally.
01:22:03
All right.
01:22:04
Well, noun. Good. Noun.
01:22:07
Afro-American.
01:22:07
Scrotum.
01:22:13
I like Afro-American, but I have to go with the list.
01:22:15
Unfortunately. Screw up.
01:22:16
They be double Afro-American scrotum.
01:22:19
See, that's the problem.
01:22:21
See, I kind of like I bring these things up at certain times, hoping
01:22:24
that, like, the topic will influence the the lib in don't complain, don't
01:22:30
complain about something an ad lib here it's literally called no, I don't.
01:22:35
Lib fizzled out to begin with because we have like,
01:22:38
you know, somebody just bringing up credenza and hammock versus
01:22:41
somebody going, you know, rape and you know, penis.
01:22:44
You know what I mean?
01:22:45
Like, yeah. What?
01:22:46
It's weird.
01:22:46
Why didn't you say rape vagina, you fag?
01:22:49
Because Gary likes complex, weird words like credit.
01:22:51
No, no, no, you just said rape penis.
01:22:54
That says more than anything on the entire show.
01:22:56
So rape show?
01:22:57
No, it's.
01:22:58
It's one word. It's rape. It's all right.
01:23:00
Oh, I do, I misread that.
01:23:02
I thought you said rape. Penis happiness.
01:23:04
I'll cover you already.
01:23:05
We're going to make an exception because we need to kind of skew.
01:23:08
This is a kind of a longer one.
01:23:09
So the next one is going to be color.
01:23:12
So we're going to use Afro-American there okay okay.
01:23:18
Maybe you should put colored
01:23:20
give me another one.
01:23:25
I don't know I'm pretty good off the top of my head.
01:23:27
We did have more people with cars that go way to from illegal streets.
01:23:31
All right. The the
01:23:33
I was back to last week's show.
01:23:34
Speaking of it,
01:23:37
I made two jokes.
01:23:42
That poor truck.
01:23:43
Yeah.
01:23:45
We passed through the streets
01:23:47
where there's a truck somehow stays in reverse
01:23:53
as towing.
01:23:53
So that poor truck whips itself into reverse and gets stuck in reverse.
01:23:58
Oh, I don't know.
01:23:59
Do I need to reach that finish?
01:24:01
Are you able to me you did something.
01:24:05
I keep on it and then have it lodge itself.
01:24:08
Dealership finish.
01:24:10
What is that? The end of the video.
01:24:12
I like to keep my take a look at what it's like.
01:24:15
And there's like already police on the scene.
01:24:17
So it's not like it's not like
01:24:19
well no.
01:24:20
So the week before I think on the sixth or the seventh, the week
01:24:23
before they do this up in Pontiac on purpose for a beach.
01:24:27
Right.
01:24:27
And we're going to stay all week.
01:24:28
But what they, they just
01:24:31
they just brought it out to
01:24:33
North Woodward instead of South Woodward.
01:24:37
Has I finished
01:24:41
state.
01:24:42
It is finishing finished.
01:24:45
I don't know who's at fault because the fact that this car goes
01:24:48
through the intersection makes it seem like the dipshit that was
01:24:51
Revenant was more or less paying attention to, you know,
01:24:55
look at, oh, look how cool I am with my car the day she bought this car.
01:24:59
And it goes first. Look what I did.
01:25:03
Look how cool I am.
01:25:04
I bought this thing that somebody else made the make go fast.
01:25:10
I'm like, hey, hold on, hold on.
01:25:13
I disagree with you wholeheartedly because loud noises,
01:25:16
they designed it and built it to break.
01:25:18
It just so happens to go fast.
01:25:22
That's a crisis.
01:25:23
Yeah, it's obviously breaking in this video 100%
01:25:27
noun.
01:25:31
I'm gonna avocado.
01:25:36
How do you say that?
01:25:38
RV Ocado how did you pronounce it?
01:25:43
Avocado.
01:25:48
Fuck you.
01:25:49
Okay, I don't know up on the ship is.
01:25:51
I think it's okay.
01:25:54
So next one is any person's name in love?
01:25:57
I wouldn't mind being one of these gentlemen here.
01:26:01
So if to fall in
01:26:05
love me when I'm down to sleep is.
01:26:08
I think anyone
01:26:11
person's name in love to me
01:26:14
when I'm down to sleep is my captain giggles.
01:26:19
What's the chicken's name in love I don't know, I'm down to sleep.
01:26:24
I think it obviously is that the teeth for in love.
01:26:30
All right, well, we'll just carry on.
01:26:33
Yeah, I'm gonna do Captain Giggles.
01:26:35
You wouldn't know it.
01:26:36
Yeah. Once again, let me carry on just like we did last time.
01:26:39
He's been really my life.
01:26:40
I was struggling at work.
01:26:42
Hey. Need some? But this one is,
01:26:46
in honor of, what's your name,
01:26:49
man? Who's struggling as a father?
01:26:51
God, I don't can.
01:26:55
And struggling as a husband definitely is my mom's doctor.
01:26:57
Thanks. I mean, yeah, but, see, this is.
01:27:00
That's awesome.
01:27:03
That's the whole difference between
01:27:07
liquor drinkers
01:27:09
and beer drinkers is literally this this promo right here, right?
01:27:14
Please, if if you know what else to do, not just go lick them
01:27:20
liquor.
01:27:21
I'm just saying, liquor drinkers get out of control.
01:27:24
They get in a car front running car accidents.
01:27:26
They they abuse their their what now?
01:27:30
Ex-Wives.
01:27:31
They get thrown in jail for 3 to 5 years, you know?
01:27:35
Yeah.
01:27:35
Those are hard alcohol, like liquor drinkers look.
01:27:39
Or drunk or knuckle, beer drinkers.
01:27:42
No, no, we're just like, we're this this is this is us.
01:27:45
Go ahead.
01:27:48
I was at a real low point.
01:27:50
That's when I talked to my doctor about a couple of beers.
01:27:54
A couple of beers
01:27:54
is revolutionary medicine that treats anxiety and depression fast.
01:27:58
And within minutes of taking it, I'm back to my old self.
01:28:01
Andrew. I love you, buddy.
01:28:03
You're the best in the whole world and my confidence is through the roof.
01:28:07
What are you guys laughing?
01:28:07
How stupid you are.
01:28:09
No. Oh, Jay, you look freaking hot.
01:28:12
Even though I remember the whole world.
01:28:15
You see, I'm just having a tough time adjusting to my new medication, so
01:28:20
the way it works is simple.
01:28:21
A couple of beers quickly turns a cloudy, rainy day into a sunny one.
01:28:25
It's that easy now.
01:28:27
I'm the me I want to be, and I'm not the only one who's noticed the change.
01:28:30
Sheryl's making me feel so it's like her birthday.
01:28:33
It's like, hey, she just because you're so beautiful, I'm
01:28:39
like, a couple of beers.
01:28:40
Is a clinically proven treatment for conditions like boredom, depression,
01:28:45
winter museum hangovers,
01:28:48
affair, and moderate to severe Italian wife.
01:28:51
And if you miss a dose, a couple of beers.
01:28:53
Don't worry, you won't, brother.
01:28:56
You will never miss a dose kind of thing.
01:28:59
The only thing you really remember after a while is to take it.
01:29:04
The most common side effect of a couple of beers is drowsiness,
01:29:07
so you may want to ask your doctor about a little bump
01:29:11
where a little bump was the simple fact.
01:29:13
Once the drowsiness of a couple beer sets and you simply take a little bump
01:29:17
and let the medication do its thing.
01:29:24
I'm glad
01:29:26
we'll be doing drugs.
01:29:27
So if you're ready to get your life back to drugs,
01:29:29
talk to your doctor about a couple of beers, maybe even a little bump.
01:29:33
Funny.
01:29:34
Can you come sit down? We need to talk.
01:29:39
You know, a couple of beers.
01:29:42
What's the big deal?
01:29:43
Come down. God,
01:29:45
if you remember.
01:29:46
Flashdance 115.
01:29:48
We actually featured that clip.
01:29:51
Friend of yours takes you on.
01:29:53
So I've been meaning to bring this up, so pause it.
01:29:57
I think we're going to stop doing that
01:30:00
because I have this.
01:30:01
I have this weird shit sometimes. Now to where?
01:30:03
Like I post a video on the in the for the show and I'm like,
01:30:08
even if it hasn't been I'm like,
01:30:10
do we already go over the right?
01:30:13
So I used to listen to during Mike
01:30:16
on the radio show, and a lot of times,
01:30:20
like when I was a child or two, I could listen to them all day, right?
01:30:24
Yeah, like three times a day.
01:30:26
They would bring up the same news story,
01:30:27
but act like they hadn't already brought it up in the earlier in the day.
01:30:32
And I just wasn't sure if they just did that.
01:30:34
Like because they do the new audio shows and there's like, yeah, right.
01:30:40
So I'd like to just stop caring about that
01:30:43
if you find something and we've already addressed it.
01:30:47
Yeah. Who gives a shit?
01:30:48
No, Ryan, don't bring it up.
01:30:50
The every single part of our audience,
01:30:52
whether it exists or not, doesn't listen to every single second of our show.
01:30:55
So let's just, like, pretend like it never happened, and we'll just readdress it.
01:31:00
Because some of us don't remember, right?
01:31:03
We don't remember. I think it's like
01:31:06
the same joke.
01:31:07
The the fake credentials doesn't come with the real difference.
01:31:10
Then you think, okay, so I've seen I've seen Jake, Chris Newberg, he's a comedian.
01:31:15
I've seen him perform a show.
01:31:17
And I just like, wanted to support the guy because he was doing some stuff
01:31:20
with a local podcast that I used to do shit for, and,
01:31:24
I hung out with him a few times, actually.
01:31:25
But, I just wanted to, like, support the guy.
01:31:27
So he was doing, like two nights so much my content.
01:31:30
I went to back to back nights.
01:31:33
Little did I know you don't like you don't want to do that.
01:31:36
No comedy act.
01:31:37
You didn't act the same thing twice.
01:31:40
It is the same thing.
01:31:42
It's scary.
01:31:44
You don't don't want to watch the same set. No.
01:31:47
Right.
01:31:50
But he pretended like he hadn't done it already the previous night.
01:31:54
You know what I mean, right?
01:31:57
I'm just asking questions.
01:31:59
Yeah, maybe, just maybe there was some foul play,
01:32:03
because did you know that just in March of 2026, what's her name?
01:32:06
How do you pronounce her name?
01:32:08
Any air?
01:32:10
Panty. Air.
01:32:11
Like, you know, panties and air like you know this woman if you saw her,
01:32:15
preferably at her younger period, but still, when she was currently,
01:32:19
if she was 15, maybe not.
01:32:21
She didn't even have her period yet. Wait, what?
01:32:23
15? Yeah, she was 15 on heroes when she was a cheerleader
01:32:27
talking about her panty air. No, she wasn't. She was.
01:32:30
It was not 15.
01:32:31
She was going to all of them. Her girls.
01:32:34
I was younger, she was a high school cheerleader.
01:32:37
Right. She was a high
01:32:39
school cheerleader, and that's what she was.
01:32:42
So let me ask you a question.
01:32:44
Did she play a high school cheerleader in your fantasies?
01:32:47
That's when it's okay.
01:32:49
Yeah, because that's where I discovered her.
01:32:50
And plenty of fantasies involved that television showing her. Yes.
01:32:56
She was title cheerleader already.
01:32:58
You write about in your career where a friend of yours takes you on to.
01:33:03
I'm like one which has an older man in it and then basically told you.
01:33:08
Voice.
01:33:10
Oh, yeah.
01:33:11
Perspectives completely shifted, and they realized that I was in danger.
01:33:16
By the time I realized I was in danger, I was quite literally, sounds better.
01:33:21
But I guess they're in the oh, it's, I it was it was so many love.
01:33:26
I'm kind of in that moment.
01:33:28
Sorry.
01:33:28
Me on her was from sexual acts and you know.
01:33:31
Oh yeah.
01:33:32
It be it takes you onto a boat.
01:33:35
You were led to a room which has an older man in it
01:33:38
and then basically told to perform sexual acts and, you know.
01:33:41
Oh, yeah, bring me to a run around that has a benefit.
01:33:45
And I realized that I was in danger.
01:33:48
But by the time I realized I was in danger, I was quite literally out to sea.
01:33:53
And, and it was it was that
01:33:58
I mean, that moment shook me and was shocking.
01:34:02
Welcome to Hollywood.
01:34:03
And I was quite literally put, walked down and I had been having a great time.
01:34:09
There was no hints of anything like that happening.
01:34:14
So it took me.
01:34:16
I was I was shocked, it took me by surprise.
01:34:19
I know somebody led by somebody that I had grown to.
01:34:22
I think we did.
01:34:23
And see as, protector and somebody who had my bass, the Odyssey.
01:34:28
And to me, I don't know how they were down the stairs.
01:34:32
And it was it was as like a surprise presented
01:34:35
as though it was like a surprise.
01:34:37
And it was this very customized you're about to get.
01:34:40
She physically put me in the bed next to this, this undressed
01:34:44
her friend who was famous and, and had his hands like this.
01:34:48
Like she says his penis
01:34:51
famous.
01:34:52
And she physically put me in the basement to get this undressed,
01:34:57
was very famous and, And had his hands like this.
01:35:00
You like it was.
01:35:02
Yeah. Him.
01:35:02
Who was a great question.
01:35:04
Let's speculate on that.
01:35:06
No, I just would like hearsay.
01:35:08
Like, I don't know, I 100% believe her, but when she doesn't
01:35:11
want to say the person's name.
01:35:14
If you're making this type of statement,
01:35:16
why don't you just if
01:35:19
like, I get that you could be sued or whatever,
01:35:23
but if you are still speaking the truth killed
01:35:26
maybe like maybe make it look like an overdose.
01:35:28
Oh. Oh, no.
01:35:30
Yeah.
01:35:33
Yeah.
01:35:34
This was a couple of months ago.
01:35:37
Yeah.
01:35:37
But so but the but the incident happened
01:35:41
at like 2008, 2009.
01:35:43
So the primary suspects these are, these are just alleged.
01:35:46
This is gossip. We have no proof.
01:35:49
But by looking at the timeline,
01:35:51
I can't show this because it shows phone numbers and shit.
01:35:54
I just I'll just read it. Focus.
01:35:56
So they focus on two massive British pop stars, which she does say.
01:35:59
Later she slips up or something. I'll play the rest that she says.
01:36:02
It's a pop star that also frequented
01:36:05
yacht parties, in 2008.
01:36:09
So one would have been Robbie Williams,
01:36:13
and I don't know who that is, or Robbie.
01:36:15
Oh, sorry.
01:36:16
I don't know, Robbie.
01:36:17
It says Robbie Williams.
01:36:19
I don't know that 34 or someone who was a molested,
01:36:23
molested and pointed out that he, as a top suspect due to his massive global
01:36:27
fame, is in his presence in elite Los Angeles and European touch.
01:36:31
And Hayden Panettiere.
01:36:34
And then the other one is possibly James Blunt.
01:36:36
I mean, I would, but he wasn't.
01:36:38
He wouldn't.
01:36:39
He doesn't.
01:36:40
The other two people that parties British pop stars
01:36:43
and yacht parties in 2008, one of those one of those two?
01:36:49
No, I don't know who those people are.
01:36:51
So it's just I don't believe that.
01:36:53
Well, this is something that happens all the time, and I read it
01:36:56
and I've never heard of it.
01:36:57
I mean, that that line, I, me, that fire in me that that my,
01:37:01
my hair stood on, on and I became ferocious.
01:37:05
I was like, this is not happening. But I had nowhere to hide.
01:37:07
And I bolted and I, I hid wherever I could squeeze to.
01:37:12
Yeah, they're going to if they're going to do that,
01:37:13
they're going to do something horrible to you.
01:37:15
Squeeze till they pop or bite it off.
01:37:17
So I tell my daughter, think of to hide on, on a boat.
01:37:20
On a boat.
01:37:21
There was no jumping off and swimming away and there was nobody who was going to.
01:37:24
I realized there was he was going to be empathetic
01:37:26
to my situation, that this was nothing new to them.
01:37:29
There's all of them
01:37:31
off them,
01:37:32
and not one
01:37:35
would be able to escape.
01:37:38
But thank you, Mr.
01:37:39
Baldwin.
01:37:41
What is what is true with me?
01:37:43
I don't know what just happened.
01:37:44
The video ended.
01:37:47
On that?
01:37:48
Oh, we're not.
01:37:49
We're just asking questions.
01:37:50
We're not making allegations.
01:37:53
I need to start making some allegations.
01:37:56
All right. Who?
01:37:57
Let's go after him.
01:38:00
I think it was draw.
01:38:03
Ooh! 1988.
01:38:04
Great year.
01:38:09
Star.
01:38:09
Grow.
01:38:11
Oh, yeah.
01:38:11
You all right? Come on, young man.
01:38:14
We got to see this.
01:38:16
It's going to be our discounted period.
01:38:19
Yeah. No there are.
01:38:20
So I am on record saying that I would do is inappropriate things ever.
01:38:24
So maybe I am to blame I don't know
01:38:28
where were you?
01:38:29
The shooting in Libya.
01:38:32
Finest disc.
01:38:33
You the one that your father sent?
01:38:35
He inherited all of his biggest.
01:38:39
Yeah, but this wasn't one of his friends.
01:38:43
We lost.
01:38:43
Oh, come on, you're like an asshole with my little discus.
01:38:47
Dude, you drive on three, Stamos, you start a new job.
01:38:51
I think I'm fired.
01:38:52
Gene Simmons finally found it, right? Nah.
01:38:55
Yo. Yeah.
01:38:55
Yes. In this movie rag?
01:38:57
No. Gordon. Gordon.
01:38:59
He was here,
01:39:02
and I down the core. Gun.
01:39:06
Well, along with Leif Ericsson,
01:39:09
Ragnar Lothbrok was the most famous Viking of all time.
01:39:13
All right, well, magic for the legend star will give me an edge.
01:39:17
We'll just say fled France oh nine.
01:39:19
You know, great.
01:39:21
Celestial star bro.
01:39:24
Never too young to die.
01:39:27
This is a perfect example to bring this up.
01:39:30
These saga celestial.
01:39:33
See what I did there? Tidbits.
01:39:35
Celestial, celestial, celestial.
01:39:40
You see, a lot of guys get punched out.
01:39:42
What does that mean?
01:39:43
But if you watch closely
01:39:44
from all angles of the cosmos, see that I'm not really, I don't know.
01:39:48
Doesn't that have an R in it? Celestial.
01:39:50
Those are nothing but near misses inside the celestial TV.
01:39:54
Well, that's quite so scary when you know that I still I text.
01:39:58
Okay, so let's drill.
01:39:59
So let's see you have, you know, the Texas enemy in passing
01:40:03
this is a Texas oh celestial.
01:40:07
Then let's drill.
01:40:12
Oh, yeah.
01:40:12
So I was spinning with a s anyway.
01:40:14
But, relating to the sky.
01:40:16
So no celestial.
01:40:20
Last year, I thought they had a R in it.
01:40:22
Celestial?
01:40:22
I always thought people pronounce it with an R.
01:40:25
Oh, you're making fun of me.
01:40:27
And apparently you can't even for an extra L in Motrin, so it's molten.
01:40:33
That's that's that's what birds take.
01:40:36
That hurts my ears.
01:40:38
Celestial.
01:40:40
So real. Sounds so much better.
01:40:42
Is celestial even a word?
01:40:43
Okay, let's it with celestial then.
01:40:46
Because power to make you more comfortable.
01:40:49
Is that even a word?
01:40:51
Maybe you're going to trust the word.
01:40:54
What?
01:40:54
I said, dude, this looks wonderful.
01:40:58
Way more fun because it's not a word.
01:41:01
Dude, I've heard so many space shows and they pronounce it.
01:41:05
I never read it once in my life, but.
01:41:10
People who only read get to.
01:41:13
Oh, Emmanuel Lewis.
01:41:15
Yeah, it's my girlfriend. Literally.
01:41:17
I have to correct her on things are pronouns.
01:41:19
I can't read them, but I can tell you how they're pronounced.
01:41:22
She can't pronounce them, but she can fucking call.
01:41:25
It's perfect for each other, you know?
01:41:27
That's a good couple.
01:41:29
She's a reader.
01:41:30
I've never read a complete book in my entire life as,
01:41:34
my wife and I also complete each other.
01:41:37
I have a, a sound, foundational
01:41:41
understanding of reality and fantasy world she lives in.
01:41:46
Yeah. So I'm there.
01:41:48
I'm right there with you guys.
01:41:49
Are they can say something in two seconds later, discount it completely.
01:41:54
Yeah. And not see the contradiction.
01:41:58
What contradiction does doesn't matter.
01:42:01
Self-responsibility, accountability,
01:42:04
recollection, logic, reason.
01:42:07
Yeah. Those things.
01:42:09
So he talks real soft here. But it's a really important.
01:42:11
There's only half an hour.
01:42:12
We're going to have to listen.
01:42:14
All right okay.
01:42:16
Kids in ways they don't like I was messing with my uncle and it changed.
01:42:21
It felt icky. Cooking feels funny.
01:42:24
It's hard to know what to do.
01:42:26
This application to anyone.
01:42:28
I mean, it feels funny and one way.
01:42:31
No, no.
01:42:33
Yeah, it feels funny, like, Or like.
01:42:36
Yeah.
01:42:37
Yeah, like a tickle.
01:42:40
This message is brought to you.
01:42:41
There you go.
01:42:42
Hard tickle Canada.
01:42:45
And I and disorders.
01:42:50
I'm about.
01:42:54
There's tons of stories.
01:42:58
And it's hard to go to sleep.
01:43:01
What's in your pants?
01:43:02
And I'm coming to you when your guys come up.
01:43:05
Right, mouse
01:43:08
up until
01:43:10
there's someone on the street.
01:43:19
Where's the sound?
01:43:20
There it is. There's no sound.
01:43:24
Gustaf.
01:43:24
Sheep in bizarre battle.
01:43:26
Wait, I just boil the. Did we do this one or. No.
01:43:29
I feel like we.
01:43:29
We maybe did this one.
01:43:30
And this is where I came to the recollection of.
01:43:32
I don't give a fuck if we did it or not. Let's watch it again.
01:43:35
And if we didn't, let's just pretend like we haven't.
01:43:37
Like, you don't even did see this before.
01:43:40
Just pretend like you haven't in the future. Fuck it.
01:43:42
We agreed.
01:43:43
We did not see this one.
01:43:44
So you're making it worse.
01:43:46
I feel like we had.
01:43:48
You know how I know an animal versus another animal?
01:43:50
Recently, though, it was like a 2nd to 2026.
01:43:54
In the upper right corner.
01:43:55
Oh, okay. August 2nd.
01:43:57
There was 17 fucking days ago.
01:43:58
We've had two shows since then. Dick. Whoa.
01:44:01
And I have I have a log of all the bad.
01:44:04
Oh, it's pretty good.
01:44:07
I can't remember what happened five minutes ago, five days ago.
01:44:09
But I can remember drumbeats
01:44:11
and shows that I haven't watched like it was the back of my hand.
01:44:14
All right. Who do you think wins?
01:44:16
Who wants to put a bet on it?
01:44:17
It's all I kind of I knock, knock the light off the challenger.
01:44:22
See? Right there. It says right there.
01:44:24
Goose defeats sheep in bizarre battle.
01:44:26
And I said, oh, okay.
01:44:28
All right. I'm not really
01:44:30
I'm taking the sheep, the sheep to
01:44:34
I like a good, underdog dude.
01:44:37
I've had a better wait. That's a white goose.
01:44:39
Isn't that a swan? Whoa!
01:44:41
The three took.
01:44:43
Well, this is
01:44:45
I have standoffs at a major data center that I work at, that geese all around it,
01:44:50
and I have standoffs where I'm like, there's like, 40 of them
01:44:54
between me and my vehicle,
01:44:57
and I don't wanna.
01:44:58
I could just walk with purpose and they would move out of the way, but
01:45:01
sometimes I will just wander around for a bit until they move.
01:45:05
Well, they like hiss and shit, you know what I mean?
01:45:07
It's like, oh dude, they will they will be back at your feet.
01:45:10
Do they will come at you.
01:45:14
Yeah.
01:45:14
You're walking through and they're all like, I don't give a shit.
01:45:18
The it all.
01:45:19
It says August 2nd, 2026.
01:45:20
It also says Gary Stone via Storyful Gary Spink.
01:45:24
Weird.
01:45:25
See, I paused between Gary and Stone to make it go.
01:45:29
Gary Stone wait, is he going to eat it like he really one.
01:45:33
He doesn't happen that often.
01:45:36
He's eating it.
01:45:39
Doesn't happen now.
01:45:40
The camera turns away after they realize that somehow the sheep is dead.
01:45:46
They murdered it might just be playing dead.
01:45:49
Other than that, I don't know. Goats do that. Not sheep.
01:45:51
Look at the leg.
01:45:52
Look at the leg twitch when he goes into the nail.
01:45:57
I think it's playing dead.
01:45:58
Yeah, that's why I like.
01:46:01
He probably like. Yeah.
01:46:03
Just seeing you just watch this sheep snuff film.
01:46:05
I'm going to be actually dead that way.
01:46:08
Leave me alone on the fancy goats last week.
01:46:11
And instead of the, the fainting goat thing being like,
01:46:14
playing possum, like playing dead, like they tell you
01:46:17
to curl up into a fetal position if you're attacked by a bear,
01:46:20
which doesn't work, by the way.
01:46:22
Goats, if they froze up like that climbing a mountain,
01:46:26
they would just fall down the mountain and die.
01:46:28
That is not an evolutionary trait.
01:46:30
That is a flaw.
01:46:31
That is a, mental,
01:46:35
illness that freezes up their body.
01:46:39
It may have started like playing possum, but, they do.
01:46:43
I mean, it seems pretty idiotic that you would like,
01:46:47
like, in the two to each other, like, okay, what came first?
01:46:50
The goat or the or, like,
01:46:53
I'm not going to hit it, though.
01:46:54
Oh, yeah.
01:46:55
Oh, like, I'm like, you
01:46:58
know, the the likes have a purpose.
01:47:00
You act like, oh is it is a, it's not like I'm going like, okay.
01:47:06
Like, you know, like like, you know, like you act like
01:47:11
you like goat came before.
01:47:14
Don't like that.
01:47:16
What was it feels like it.
01:47:18
Like you try to attack
01:47:21
in the middle of the night and you kill the phrasing.
01:47:24
You killed my chickens.
01:47:27
What came first?
01:47:28
The goat or the
01:47:30
other thing we were talking about?
01:47:32
Goat.
01:47:33
Weasel.
01:47:37
Awesome. Awesome. Playing possum.
01:47:39
You were like, oh, the goat playing possum.
01:47:40
Why isn't the goat playing goat?
01:47:42
Can you have the fire?
01:47:44
Can you please hit it? Hit the drop for her.
01:47:46
What? Drive, motherfucker.
01:47:47
I don't know, not.
01:47:52
Hi, guys. You.
01:47:55
It's not a moment from hell.
01:47:57
Yeah. Oh.
01:48:00
Great.
01:48:01
Are you watching that?
01:48:02
Like, this is perfect.
01:48:05
It was the Asian lady.
01:48:07
Oh, God damn it.
01:48:08
It's hard to tell from here.
01:48:12
Oh. Hey, girl.
01:48:13
Oh, there you go.
01:48:16
You got it.
01:48:21
Now. Moon.
01:48:24
The moon, the moon.
01:48:27
We're just going to dive right into number two.
01:48:28
Just for the fuck of it. Body part.
01:48:32
Knee cap. See?
01:48:37
Okay.
01:48:37
Is bad.
01:48:39
It's bad.
01:48:41
Like what?
01:48:41
Like, oh, what's the hilarity that could come out of you choosing kneecap
01:48:46
in our next battle?
01:48:47
After knee cap, we have dog versus chicken.
01:48:51
Who wins?
01:48:51
You have the opportunity of body part.
01:48:55
I don't know,
01:48:56
Afro, just to say you garnered it.
01:48:59
It's all offensive to me for that.
01:49:01
Is hair.
01:49:03
Is hair got
01:49:05
we could just dive right in in the next one
01:49:07
because the next one is another body part.
01:49:09
So go ahead and elbow.
01:49:14
It to you.
01:49:16
Oh okay.
01:49:17
There you go.
01:49:20
Dog still looking.
01:49:21
Oh you son of a bitch.
01:49:23
Go back. You owe me.
01:49:25
You owe me that.
01:49:32
Oh, dude, I better be myself.
01:49:35
Freeze up chicken.
01:49:37
That, up chicken.
01:49:41
I die, they let you out back before it fades to black.
01:49:47
Sam, I love combat sports.
01:49:49
Ever get more chicken eyes?
01:49:53
In each eye for a second.
01:49:54
Can can you hear the the noise from the outside?
01:49:59
Because the garage is open at all, right. No.
01:50:02
Okay, so the rest of the zone
01:50:04
is suppressing it.
01:50:07
No, it's always making sound.
01:50:10
I didn't hear
01:50:12
since we just watched. Yeah.
01:50:13
You we're moving on.
01:50:15
Do you got the link?
01:50:17
The next one with the link. Fuck that. Fuck this one.
01:50:19
Because this one's just words. Verbiage.
01:50:22
It's the last weird legal dog meat right now.
01:50:26
What does it mean?
01:50:26
That's easy. Or illegal dog meat, which means it's South Korea.
01:50:29
So guess what?
01:50:31
We'll be getting all that illegal dog meat right?
01:50:36
Go ahead and let this weird,
01:50:37
foreign man tell us all about it, okay?
01:50:41
I can't hear him.
01:50:43
What could be the South Koreans witnessing?
01:50:45
What could be the whole book. Wow.
01:50:48
He's a centuries old dog meat tradition.
01:50:52
There's a nationwide tradition.
01:50:53
The reading slaughter.
01:50:54
This should be a tradition for human consumption.
01:50:58
Takes full effect in February 2020.
01:51:00
So I need to hear that word.
01:51:01
This old dog meat for centuries.
01:51:04
Bok now season.
01:51:06
Bok now season for Bok is a weird word.
01:51:10
That's a call.
01:51:11
So instead of calling a dog meat, they call it
01:51:14
animal or some shit like that to make it sound better.
01:51:16
That's smart.
01:51:17
That's like orange roughy.
01:51:20
It's like pork.
01:51:22
Wait, I can't even remember.
01:51:23
What is orange roughy, isn't it?
01:51:25
I don't know, or drippy, but the kind of fish.
01:51:28
Yeah, but I mean, like garlic season for centuries old bok meat.
01:51:33
It's like a bunch of different kind of.
01:51:34
There's a nationwide ban on the breeding distribution
01:51:38
of dogs or human consumption takes full effect in February.
01:51:41
Orange roughy.
01:51:42
Yeah.
01:51:42
The original theme of orange roughy was slime head.
01:51:47
But nobody,
01:51:49
no, nobody ate it when they tried to.
01:51:51
It was unappetizing for consumers.
01:51:53
So they changed it to orange roughy.
01:51:54
And everyone loves it.
01:51:56
Now refers to the three hottest days of summer traditionally associated
01:52:01
with stamina boosting foods, including
01:52:04
bottle, tongue or dog boots.
01:52:07
Stew that's more like that.
01:52:09
Song Nam, once the country's best known dog food hub.
01:52:13
Restaurants are really shifting food.
01:52:15
I think I would want that more. Well those two.
01:52:17
Do you think it was delicious? They're just kidding me.
01:52:21
Yeah.
01:52:21
They're both. It's just
01:52:24
the fact that there.
01:52:25
If it was delicious, you think they would keep doing it
01:52:27
because like, I think like the aspect of, like, veal and shit like that, right.
01:52:31
Like you would think that there'd be if it wasn't, like, more delicious.
01:52:35
I think that and I don't eat veal.
01:52:37
I don't know, like a veal consumer, but I just
01:52:40
I've heard that it's like really good, I guess.
01:52:41
I don't know,
01:52:44
overrated food culture is
01:52:47
there's places that don't use flour to make cookies.
01:52:50
They use dry, tender.
01:52:52
I mean, do you think this is just the advent
01:52:54
of maybe just like the culture of,
01:52:58
I don't know, Western, Western, whatever
01:53:00
you want to call it, the dog culture that fucking made dogs what they are.
01:53:04
You think that's kind of bleeding over to over there?
01:53:07
To where, like, maybe they're having companion dogs
01:53:10
and at a certain point it's kind of they're kind of gone.
01:53:12
Yeah, this is weird.
01:53:13
It's like we like dogs and then we're eating them.
01:53:17
I think, I think our culture is bleeding over
01:53:20
largely.
01:53:21
I mean, do you feel like, oh, another one other like just like horses.
01:53:24
Like, we like horses. We don't really eat horses though.
01:53:26
But there is horse meat, right?
01:53:28
Like when enthusiasts when you don't.
01:53:31
I think that we like it too much to where we're like, no, no, no, this is not food.
01:53:37
I think it's like it's silly to waste any meat if people are saying,
01:53:41
but animals are good athlete or a predator, it's going to be tough.
01:53:46
It's weird to think like, oh, eat a dog.
01:53:48
But if you've ever been to anywhere where there's an abundance of dogs,
01:53:51
it's kind of like, oh yeah, let's eat these fucking things.
01:53:54
I'd like to think it's like a no, I don't pretty hard.
01:53:56
Oh yeah, I'm starving.
01:53:59
And there's a pack of wild dogs.
01:54:01
When I was in Texas, I was driving around some back roads
01:54:04
near the Rio Grande River. That's when I yelled across the river.
01:54:07
That's when the, like,
01:54:08
the migrants were potentially going to come across whatever.
01:54:11
And there was like. So I was like, don't do it.
01:54:13
I was yelling at them.
01:54:14
There was like a strong border patrol.
01:54:15
But I drove across the road.
01:54:17
Some like dirt road areas that I felt like maybe I shouldn't drive, but
01:54:21
my my maps thing said it was public road. So.
01:54:25
But I got followed by like a pack of like 4 or 5 dogs.
01:54:29
And at first I just assumed like, okay, cool dogs, like, this is weird.
01:54:34
And then I'm like, okay, they're probably like people's dogs.
01:54:36
And then I was like, oh, these are like wild dogs.
01:54:37
I will eat this quickly before.
01:54:39
And in that instance, it's like, I don't know if you had if you were home
01:54:42
and these things were just like roaming about, would you really be mad about that?
01:54:46
You're eating it.
01:54:47
Yeah. No, not even real mad.
01:54:50
But it'd be tough for me.
01:54:51
It's not good.
01:54:52
Predators are not good.
01:54:54
Good.
01:54:55
So it's, I would assume that that's why it's a stew, right?
01:54:58
Because you need to, like, tenderize the fuck out of it.
01:55:01
Yeah, I like the shit out of it. Right? Right. Yeah.
01:55:04
With the
01:55:04
put a little black goat meat in it to start a long time or low temperature.
01:55:08
Kind of like when the other one loaded round in a firing squad.
01:55:11
So you don't know any more about eating dog or eating stew.
01:55:14
I'm going to go
01:55:17
nose one.
01:55:18
Last week.
01:55:20
What knows what
01:55:23
knows?
01:55:25
See what I like, and I, I know I've done this in the past
01:55:29
and I maybe I wasn't more direct, but see what would be the idea here
01:55:34
throughout like the fledge lives as the show progressed,
01:55:38
is that maybe you could reflect that at the end of like when the
01:55:41
when the flatulent gets red,
01:55:44
that it would progress from the start of the show
01:55:48
to where it's like, oh, this is sort of
01:55:50
like has to do with this topic, and that sort of has to do with that topic.
01:55:53
And then we kind of have this crescendo of every episode versus it just be like
01:55:57
random retarded in this, like kneecap and elbow, you know, and nose
01:56:03
versus like what we were talking about at the time, like dog meat or, you know,
01:56:09
you mean like anything like anything that you do.
01:56:11
I mean, that's what like, I don't want to lead the fucking horse
01:56:14
to the water because I want the horse to drink itself.
01:56:17
But at a certain fucking point, I just want to shove the, you know, go
01:56:23
throw it cause, like, get the fucking sky,
01:56:27
you know, give me the one
01:56:30
more day.
01:56:33
Also, this bleeds over the Brady draw.
01:56:35
It just happens to bleed over to Brady because several of these were too short.
01:56:39
And I fucking hated it.
01:56:41
This is one of the longer ones. So
01:56:44
we got eight more words.
01:56:48
Hey there.
01:56:48
Just wanted to give you a quick update on what's been going on around here.
01:56:53
So we got an update from George neighbor in the property dispute.
01:56:56
You know, leave me alone.
01:56:58
I'm trying to gather this is where your property ends, honey.
01:57:03
No it doesn't. Yes. And no. That's my.
01:57:07
Yes it does.
01:57:08
That's my light.
01:57:10
Yeah. Bring it in here.
01:57:11
Are you gonna put it out on the street?
01:57:15
Because you're moving situations like that and you start coming on my back.
01:57:18
You're like, right where this dispute been going through a while,
01:57:22
but she really stepped it up.
01:57:24
I thought the dog poop at his house going like,
01:57:28
oh, we're throwing dog shit.
01:57:29
He set up a privacy screen in his lawn, but she had you set up a privacy screen,
01:57:33
vandalize it.
01:57:34
He refused to follow up.
01:57:40
As soon as you get to my property, I will stop.
01:57:44
Oh my God.
01:57:47
And there it is.
01:57:48
You're now.
01:57:49
You're on my property. This is my property.
01:57:52
He does it.
01:57:53
This is my city.
01:57:56
This is my property.
01:58:01
Stop!
01:58:02
I love this woman. He's great. Oh.
01:58:05
He's right.
01:58:06
If it's your property, it's your fucking property.
01:58:10
It's his property.
01:58:11
They're both getting tired of this.
01:58:13
Are you property?
01:58:14
Then get the fuck off his property. Each other.
01:58:17
They were in a bad mood.
01:58:19
The other freak.
01:58:21
Because I am sick here.
01:58:22
Is that the only time you're happy is one.
01:58:26
When you smoke your pride?
01:58:31
Sure. On.
01:58:33
But I'm also happy when I smoke my beer in between.
01:58:37
What a beautiful smoke that
01:58:42
no matter what, I drink my beer where they get my couple beers.
01:58:44
Now I'm in between.
01:58:45
When I swung my pot and had my couple of beers, he just.
01:58:48
She just threw poopy you again?
01:58:50
Get off my property.
01:58:53
Yeah, I have a mind like, get off my property.
01:58:56
Property?
01:58:57
Other people get off my property.
01:58:59
Doesn't matter.
01:59:00
Oh, get off my property.
01:59:03
I will do it. Yes!
01:59:05
Oh, get off my property!
01:59:08
I'm calling the cops now.
01:59:09
Please call the pop column.
01:59:12
She's looking for the tiniest excuse to call the authorities.
01:59:15
When will this pettiness end?
01:59:18
When they better talk and work it out and get a bra for Christ's name.
01:59:24
If you give up,
01:59:26
who the hell do you follow it?
01:59:31
Yep. Oh, God.
01:59:34
So what's the actual problem here?
01:59:35
I'm too distracted by behavior.
01:59:39
Understand the dispute? Yeah.
01:59:41
You mean like a.
01:59:43
I think it's more of the alcohol versus weed.
01:59:46
Yeah, I just I'm pretty sure, it doesn't matter.
01:59:49
Small patch of land is worth throwing dog poop for.
01:59:53
It was just an apartment number.
01:59:55
Neither of them own any of it.
01:59:57
There.
02:00:00
They're renters, so none of it matters.
02:00:03
You can literally do whatever you want.
02:00:06
I know because I used to rent and my cousins own that shit.
02:00:10
And literally you can do whatever you want.
02:00:13
The legality only protects you if you have a dispute
02:00:16
and you want to break your lease,
02:00:19
then you can potentially get away with not having to pay penalties
02:00:23
to break your lease.
02:00:24
If you can complain that you didn't get what was stated in your contract,
02:00:28
otherwise, you can do
02:00:29
whatever the fuck you want because they can't legally tell you most shit.
02:00:33
They can't. They can't just evict you
02:00:36
for petty shit.
02:00:39
It's it's yeah, it could it could escalate.
02:00:42
You know.
02:00:44
Well, initially it was a 55 and older,
02:00:46
but they couldn't discriminate, so they had to kowtow to that shit.
02:00:50
But, yeah, this is,
02:00:53
this is in Birmingham, so neighbors don't get along and it escalates.
02:00:57
Well, here, here. Video was that pool party.
02:00:59
This is a different video.
02:01:01
I think these are locals, but,
02:01:03
they just they came from that amazing
02:01:06
Mustang drop a Dream Creek.
02:01:09
You guys. See, they did not handle themselves.
02:01:11
They got home to Birmingham and they're like, let's just fight.
02:01:14
Look at those alien orbs flying around in front of the camera.
02:01:17
That's.
02:01:17
Come on, you bitch. Right, let's stop.
02:01:19
Hey hey hey hey hey
02:01:22
hey hey hey hey hey, guys.
02:01:24
You guys, she looks like the guy yelling at the guy punching.
02:01:29
So what's the.
02:01:30
What's the moment that don't realize
02:01:32
that there's a fine line between beating someone's ass and murder.
02:01:36
You know, they don't realize when he's going to
02:01:40
keep punching him in the head that he could probably die.
02:01:42
It's, you know, very difficult to murder a human being.
02:01:46
No, it's really easy.
02:01:48
It is. You know, that's the second time you've said that.
02:01:50
I'm concerned that you've have you have a recent attempted murder.
02:01:54
It is very easy to kill a human.
02:01:57
Are you kidding? I'm not good.
02:02:00
I'm not kidding you.
02:02:01
It is difficult to kill a human like most trees.
02:02:04
You know how many people die every second.
02:02:08
Well, that's.
02:02:08
They're not killed.
02:02:09
I don't know either, but I'm going to ask one.
02:02:11
Is it 11 or 14?
02:02:12
Come on. Okay.
02:02:13
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo, bro.
02:02:16
You want something? I open up.
02:02:19
Oh, God.
02:02:20
Oh, oh, what did he see? Oh, no.
02:02:24
Oh, okay.
02:02:25
Oh, come on, jump his gun. Someone drop it.
02:02:28
Yeah, someone jump in.
02:02:30
I'm getting tired, man.
02:02:30
Where's. Where's my partner?
02:02:33
Where's my tag?
02:02:33
People?
02:02:36
Hey. Oh, it's the birthday.
02:02:39
That's not enough.
02:02:40
I second two people a second, second.
02:02:44
Oh, yeah. Oh, second.
02:02:45
Oh I don't I mean that's not 114 was I. Off.
02:02:49
It says 1.9 to 2 people.
02:02:51
We can round that up to two people.
02:02:54
Two people a second.
02:02:55
Listen, when I went to high school, we would go to a specific spot
02:02:59
next to a specific fast,
02:03:00
fast food restaurant near a nursery, like they sold trees and plants. Yes.
02:03:06
And they would this exact guy, the plants
02:03:10
and the schools would fight, like every Friday, every other Friday.
02:03:13
And everybody was kind of fine. Nobody got really hurt.
02:03:16
There's no weapons.
02:03:18
I don't have a problem.
02:03:18
This I don't have a problem with kids fist fighting.
02:03:22
So I just solving the problem of kids testing with Ice Cube and that,
02:03:26
that guy from, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
02:03:29
Very funny film.
02:03:32
Film was called hold up.
02:03:34
Hold on a second. Hypocrite.
02:03:36
Why are you calling it film?
02:03:37
They don't use film anymore.
02:03:38
They digitally process it yesterday.
02:03:40
36 of it's digital film.
02:03:43
No, it isn't.
02:03:45
It's a film festival.
02:03:47
Oh, shit.
02:03:48
Film implies the role of material, the dips in the chemical and changes to light.
02:03:55
Pretty sure.
02:03:55
Okay. Hypocrite.
02:03:57
So what was my previous thing?
02:03:59
What was my previous question about?
02:04:01
How do people die? Right.
02:04:03
It was a die second. Yeah. It was what, two, two people at second.
02:04:06
So I had changed it to how many people are born.
02:04:09
And it was like, yeah, it was like 4.3.
02:04:12
And I'm like, fucking sweet. But hold on, hold on.
02:04:15
Because I was reading some of the words and I'm like,
02:04:17
how many, how many people are born and survive it go 2.20.
02:04:23
So it's pretty close.
02:04:24
So three three people or just barely growing
02:04:29
dude that like that
02:04:31
almost ties in with souls, does it? Not?
02:04:36
Wait a minute.
02:04:37
All those people that are dying were just born, is what that means,
02:04:42
right?
02:04:43
Yes, but that ties in
02:04:44
with like the scheme of in the amount of in is the same amount.
02:04:49
You just got to sit there for Saint Peter for a second.
02:04:52
And that's the only discrepancy.
02:04:56
At that point.
02:04:56
So you got real.
02:04:58
You got to count really reload every wasted load, every abortion
02:05:03
adverb.
02:05:03
Who Council's made up
02:05:06
adverb.
02:05:09
Oh. Adverb.
02:05:10
Succulent.
02:05:12
Lee, welcome to the show. Succulent.
02:05:16
Or like the plant or,
02:05:18
succulent.
02:05:20
So that would be a noun.
02:05:23
It's an adverb.
02:05:24
Succulent. Like.
02:05:25
And I'm not sure it's a real word, so screw the elbow.
02:05:29
I think it is.
02:05:30
I think I've heard of a prehensile tail and dildos.
02:05:36
Or dildos.
02:05:37
Suck. The adverb.
02:05:40
Brother, brother.
02:05:42
It doesn't.
02:05:43
Latest update the Sophie Cunningham thing is these.
02:05:46
These mother daughter tried to wear some shirts supporting
02:05:50
biological women x y, x x chromosome. Yeah.
02:05:55
Oh, yeah. X y.
02:05:58
Here's a video of a local Georgia
02:06:01
mom named Casey and her daughter, Annie.
02:06:04
They were told they had to put these Atlanta Dream t shirts
02:06:07
over their existing x, x, x, y athletics t shirts.
02:06:12
They were told by a security guard that they wanted x x, x, y.
02:06:16
I mean, man and woman chromosome chromosomes.
02:06:20
Yeah, they were there to support Sophie Cunningham
02:06:23
and the whole WNBA wouldn't even notice those shirts.
02:06:27
And neither would anyone else, nor would they know what that meaning
02:06:30
would even mean.
02:06:31
So it's crazy that someone had pegged these shirts out.
02:06:36
Understood what that man did.
02:06:38
We need to change that, because there's a way
02:06:40
people are going to see this and know what that means and not understand it.
02:06:45
I'm on their team and I have no idea what that would mean if I saw those shirts.
02:06:49
It's white ass. And I mean, like a
02:06:52
did you know what that meant?
02:06:53
The WNBA had won.
02:06:56
The WNBA had won.
02:06:57
It was to champion women.
02:06:59
And they are failing on this Knight t shirt
02:07:03
or they would be escorted out of the building.
02:07:05
This is during overtime of the fever.
02:07:08
First Street is going to take a bunch of men.
02:07:11
I said this, either on this show or on the disco,
02:07:13
of course, it's going to take a bunch of men
02:07:15
that they've already started doing, but and it's going to take a bunch of bold men
02:07:19
that come out and go, I identify as a woman, and guess what?
02:07:23
I can identify as whatever I want, I need,
02:07:25
I don't need to look like a woman in order to identify as one.
02:07:29
This is how I did this.
02:07:31
See the new video.
02:07:32
So identify as a woman, and I'm going to.
02:07:34
So I forgot the guy's name.
02:07:36
The NBA player mentioned into the WNBA to to where there is nothing but men
02:07:40
in the WNBA to where they finally need to draw that line.
02:07:45
And I saw a wig, I was listening,
02:07:46
he wore a wig and went on all the today, went on all the talk shows, I forget.
02:07:50
Do you need to wear a wig? It shouldn't matter.
02:07:52
You shouldn't have to conform to something I don't like.
02:07:55
I don't want to put stubble. And, he's got a full beard, so he's got.
02:07:58
At least it doesn't matter.
02:07:59
I you don't need to conform to some visual that.
02:08:02
But I want, like, I want some effort.
02:08:04
No, no, but I listen to I forget what I was listening to,
02:08:08
but they made the most basic like
02:08:11
the point
02:08:12
that you could make, you could just go, okay, anyone
02:08:16
that was born with a penis
02:08:20
can't play in women's sports.
02:08:21
It doesn't matter what you have now.
02:08:23
If you were born with a penis, you are disqualified. Same thing
02:08:26
if you were born out of the country, you can't run for president.
02:08:28
No, definitely.
02:08:29
We're saying that you're a bad person or that there's anything.
02:08:33
It just sounds like that is what it says.
02:08:35
One thing that you're not allowed to do.
02:08:36
Everything else is okay. Yeah, and that's fine. Yeah.
02:08:39
It's all good.
02:08:40
Does not have seeds too, by the way, I was
02:08:44
I would use that on the right T-shirts.
02:08:47
You said at the top of the game. Right.
02:08:50
And this is nation and this is disgusting.
02:08:53
And I ran a dream.
02:08:55
Well guess what?
02:08:55
No votes.
02:08:56
Not everyone watches every second of the show.
02:08:59
So again, you just do.
02:09:01
Oh, no. No, I know what Brady said.
02:09:04
And he's right. And I ruined it.
02:09:06
You know, I said it earlier.
02:09:08
That wasn't what Brady said. That's what I said. Brady just agreed with me.
02:09:10
But I appreciate that you now agreed with Brady, who agreed with me.
02:09:14
But all right, now, you mean no no no no no no no no no no.
02:09:19
Basketball and basketball.
02:09:22
Mushroom basketball.
02:09:25
We have another noun.
02:09:26
And I'm going to give Brady as much room.
02:09:29
Mushroom yeah.
02:09:32
Now it's Brady's not yours.
02:09:33
You're going to hear today there is a type of mushroom I set in mushroom.
02:09:38
Hallucinogenic mushroom.
02:09:39
It's just one that people eat.
02:09:41
But if you don't cook it long enough it's not just that
02:09:44
it will make you see hallucinations. It's you.
02:09:47
You will specifically see a whole bunch
02:09:50
of tiny little people crawling around the plate.
02:09:54
It is apparently the only substance in the world that works that way.
02:09:58
I don't know if you know this, but if you do shit
02:10:00
with a psychedelic compound, they don't produce one specific
02:10:03
hallucination, like even the same substance taken by the same person.
02:10:07
You get something different every time where with this mushroom,
02:10:10
not only do people not use it recreationally, it's only eaten as a food,
02:10:15
but they serve it, saying, now you have to cook it for a decent amount of time
02:10:19
or else you're probably going to see the little people.
02:10:21
But just to be clear,
02:10:22
this is not a cultural thing where people only see it
02:10:25
because they expect to see it, because they've been told
02:10:28
that this mushroom grows in multiple parts of the world.
02:10:30
They have it in some parts of China, they have it in the Philippines.
02:10:33
And wherever you find it, I want to see a picture of the people
02:10:36
really want to get a picture of people while saying, I am seeing.
02:10:41
It I mentioned a bit about it.
02:10:43
Be human.
02:10:44
Human beings make bees like,
02:10:47
you know, human come and human beings make humans like.
02:10:50
So this it's not that remarkable to go, oh, this mushroom produces X like it's
02:10:56
literally going to come comes out of fucking oranges.
02:11:00
It's produced by vitamin C.
02:11:02
And you see little people.
02:11:04
Is that why they call it vitamin C? Because I'm just saying it's like this.
02:11:06
This isn't a remarkable thing to go, oh, you get X from this.
02:11:10
You know, like that's literally what the world is
02:11:15
literally.
02:11:16
I don't think you use that literally
02:11:19
that the hallucinations can last up to a week.
02:11:22
The mushroom is called Lin, Laura, Asian Erica and some of you who
02:11:26
come be excellent at.
02:11:30
Adult swim animated series.
02:11:31
Common side effects have seen this come up as a plot point.
02:11:35
There they have a fictional mushroom
02:11:37
that makes everybody see these tiny little gnomes everywhere.
02:11:40
But that's what this is based on.
02:11:42
There's a scientist called Colin Dom now, who has dedicated himself
02:11:46
to trying to figure out how this name is called, that
02:11:49
nothing else in the world works this way, but I got a job.
02:11:52
It's called by his name.
02:11:54
Give me your color. Knock, knock.
02:11:57
Speaking of colors, there's a traffic cop on the corner and you can.
02:12:00
He's got a black hat with a white shirt. Oh, sorry.
02:12:02
Blue shirt, dark blue stripes, black pants with blue stripes
02:12:06
and black leather shoes.
02:12:08
They call them Pete. Why?
02:12:10
I made a mistake. The color.
02:12:12
All right, I'll do it again.
02:12:13
He had a white,
02:12:14
he had a black hat with a white stripe, a blue shirt with dark blue stripes,
02:12:18
black heels with blue stripes, and black leather shoes.
02:12:21
They call them Pete. Why?
02:12:27
Because that was on repeat.
02:12:28
We're on a boat, people.
02:12:29
The type of person who hears this and thinks I'm ready to try it.
02:12:32
That sounds like fun,
02:12:34
because I know there are people out there who swears by hallucinogens and that it
02:12:38
seemed to get their mind or whatever.
02:12:40
No one is claiming that about these.
02:12:43
You just see a whole bunch of tiny people all the time.
02:12:48
Or as this researcher says, they saw them on their clothes when they were dressing.
02:12:52
They saw them on their dishes when they were eating.
02:12:55
The visions were even more vivid when their eyes were closed.
02:13:00
And this maybe they're seeing what
02:13:03
goes on for days.
02:13:06
As for why people you can't see bacteria, I mean, unsalvageable.
02:13:10
Maybe you can be that Martian town.
02:13:14
The end of the end of Roger rabbit Toontown on on salvia.
02:13:17
That's what I saw.
02:13:19
I saw butterflies fly around.
02:13:21
I kept going massive off the shower curtain.
02:13:23
That's the only time I've ever hallucinated it into the carpet.
02:13:27
No, salvia brought me to it.
02:13:29
Like the the end of Roger rabbit world turns into Toontown.
02:13:33
This is literally like the fucking little cat.
02:13:35
Like with the music playing and the characters
02:13:38
like it was just a repeat repetitive, like characters bouncing
02:13:41
across the scene like, dude, it was ridiculous.
02:13:44
And then then I woke up and I'm on my back and I was like, dude, who the fuck?
02:13:50
And I'm like, yeah, I like I once I come to two, I'm like, not making any sense.
02:13:55
And I'm saying something's I do what's going on?
02:13:58
I've got a real update.
02:14:01
Yeah.
02:14:02
I don't think that I like it so far is going on.
02:14:05
Hey there.
02:14:06
Just wanted to give you a quick update on what's been going on around
02:14:09
here.
02:14:13
It's changed.
02:14:14
The situation has changed.
02:14:18
And then he was moved.
02:14:21
And then he is in the prison in the UK now.
02:14:26
It was moved from Jackson to,
02:14:28
whatever the yes I do do the hellhole and it's still bad
02:14:35
Jackson is or the but but now there's moose.
02:14:40
Yeah.
02:14:41
Miss. Yeah. And some bears maybe. Yeah.
02:14:44
He gets better wildlife out there and so no chance
02:14:47
of a way better food, way better air, way better water.
02:14:50
Is there less people or do they ship a lot of people up there because,
02:14:53
like, there's, like, be fewer people bucks.
02:14:57
And goal is a distribution hub.
02:14:59
Anybody who's there for more than a year, I think gets sent to one of the
02:15:03
other places in Michigan.
02:15:05
Oh, you got to. Okay. Yeah.
02:15:07
He got shipped out yesterday.
02:15:10
Yeah.
02:15:11
From what I understand, that's I mean, that's normal
02:15:14
car ride for six hours of your sentence, then.
02:15:18
Harder to us. Yeah. So. Right.
02:15:21
Yeah, absolutely.
02:15:23
Is is driving back is him driving back part of that sentence?
02:15:27
Sure.
02:15:29
You mean that time he gets the extra six hours?
02:15:32
Time is, taken away from his life?
02:15:35
Yeah.
02:15:37
Yeah, I think he's supposed, like.
02:15:40
All right, you're free. I think it depends.
02:15:41
If they let him hang
02:15:42
his head out the window, I think he still gets out in 14 months.
02:15:46
And that's pretty.
02:15:47
Which means he misses my time for my birthday parties.
02:15:52
I'm sure you'll have one.
02:15:53
You'll go up there.
02:15:56
You know what? We're.
02:15:57
We're thinking about making a, overnight, like a weekend trip.
02:16:03
But. But we're going to go to see him with Jackson.
02:16:08
No. Now he's in the U.P. at
02:16:11
looks wonderful.
02:16:13
Wonderful hotel to stay at. It's free.
02:16:17
You must commit a felony.
02:16:18
But it is free
02:16:20
exchange for the rest of my life.
02:16:22
It begins with just.
02:16:24
I'm going to be thinking about this exchange for the rest of my life.
02:16:27
It begins with just.
02:16:28
This is a great prompt on Reddit where somebody asked
02:16:31
if you can have sex with one real person
02:16:33
from all of human history, who is your ultimate no, no, no draw.
02:16:38
You cannot pick yourself.
02:16:40
And of course, you got tons and tons of responses
02:16:42
that the celebrities from the past year, things like that.
02:16:46
But then this guy is dead or alive, alive, of course.
02:16:51
Both. A dead person is gross.
02:16:54
Yeah.
02:16:54
You're alive because she's over here. It is.
02:16:57
So even like her alive late herself wasn't like that.
02:17:00
Great historical figures, things like that.
02:17:02
Yeah, she was in this world known to as.
02:17:06
I would like to have sex one more time
02:17:08
with my wife, who passed away from cancer nine years ago.
02:17:12
My body you.
02:17:14
But like when she's alive, yearns for hers.
02:17:17
The ultimate downside to finding fantasy so much.
02:17:20
You want to die young and leave you wanting.
02:17:23
And then immediately another guy replied and said,
02:17:27
I also choose this guy's dead wife.
02:17:31
Hahaha.
02:17:32
You've got to make a change for the rest.
02:17:35
That's true.
02:17:35
Exactly.
02:17:40
It's the literally I that's the Facebook account.
02:17:43
Just to make comments like that, a random post I come
02:17:48
right
02:17:50
and it's for nobody but me to be honest.
02:17:52
So it's like it's just me.
02:17:53
Just, you know, pretending like I'm a stand up, kind of like,
02:17:56
you know, I mean.
02:17:59
It's I don't know, it's just good or not
02:18:02
enough to go anywhere.
02:18:04
What am I doing? This monologue.
02:18:07
Hold on. Pause.
02:18:08
You adverb.
02:18:16
Stupidly.
02:18:19
Good.
02:18:20
What you need to hear.
02:18:21
Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Rants Live.
02:18:25
I started wearing this lab coat when I earned my doctorate in medicine allergy,
02:18:30
and if it was a made up degree, would they give out a real jacket?
02:18:33
So that's that's an argument and incredulity.
02:18:36
What if my credentials were false?
02:18:38
If I would I have a real coat to show for it.
02:18:41
I've always wanted to be a badass, and I think the ship has already sailed on
02:18:46
that.
02:18:46
I used to think I was a badass high threshold for, you know,
02:18:50
tolerance for pain and and the core strength of a silverback gorilla.
02:18:55
But let's be honest here, a badass is someone who could enter
02:18:58
the Octagon and and kick ass and mixed martial arts.
02:19:02
But I couldn't make a Brazilian Greco-Roman wrestler tap out.
02:19:05
I if someone younger, much younger train until they were in their prime to do that,
02:19:10
they could.
02:19:10
That's an achievable goal.
02:19:12
I think that ship has already sailed for me.
02:19:14
But but to be a badass, that that's that's not necessary.
02:19:18
I see guys with the lifted trucks
02:19:19
pulling a trailer full of stuff, and I don't even have that.
02:19:22
I was like, that's badass.
02:19:24
He's driving a monster truck down the road doing work.
02:19:27
Okay, so so that's out of the question.
02:19:29
How about when you see a guy abusing his girlfriend,
02:19:32
and I want to walk up to him and say,
02:19:34
you put your hands on her again, I'm going to put my hands on you.
02:19:37
You know what?
02:19:37
That would get me my ass kicked. So.
02:19:40
So anyway, I got some things to work on, so I've been trying to make this show
02:19:44
stand alone.
02:19:45
Each show, be an individual, show, all by itself, juxtaposed
02:19:49
with the conflicting concept of this is a continuing idea that we're building.
02:19:54
And so with that, I had a few in my monologue last week.
02:19:57
I said, I'm bringing up some topics.
02:19:59
If you've got any comments, leave them and I will address them.
02:20:03
We can circle back and come back to it.
02:20:05
Well, I saw some comments.
02:20:06
So first one was what is the movie click have to do with broccoli?
02:20:10
Everything.
02:20:11
I was using broccoli as a metaphor for or like a euphemism.
02:20:15
What's the metaphor?
02:20:15
So yes, anything counts when you when you're talking about everything.
02:20:19
Last week we did feel it, which is it describes absolutely everything.
02:20:24
Now this week we're doing goats and that's not everything.
02:20:27
But that's something very specific.
02:20:29
We'll get to that.
02:20:30
The other comment I heard about this was through the grapevine,
02:20:32
which is an interesting concept.
02:20:34
When the telegraph was introduced by Morse, famous for Morse code,
02:20:39
they strung hundreds of miles of lines that look like grapevines.
02:20:43
And so if you heard it through the grapevine,
02:20:45
you heard it through the hundreds of miles of telegraph lines
02:20:48
that were haphazardly strewn across country, in case you didn't know that. So.
02:20:53
So Luke said he was tired and bored with my Sally field talk.
02:20:57
So if you've ever met me, you know I'm doubling down on Sally field.
02:21:00
Sally Field acceptance speech.
02:21:03
It was trivial.
02:21:04
It's not important in the grand scheme of things.
02:21:06
It doesn't matter.
02:21:07
But the implications, it might mean that we're living in a simulation
02:21:11
and nothing is real. That's pretty important.
02:21:13
But in my mind, she said, right now, you love me or you really love me.
02:21:18
But the quote is, let's see if we can get this quote right.
02:21:20
I called it up earlier.
02:21:22
So the quote is actually, I haven't had an Orthodox career,
02:21:25
and I wanted more than anything to have your respect the first time.
02:21:29
I don't feel it, but this time I feel it.
02:21:31
And I can't deny the fact that you like me right now.
02:21:34
You like me.
02:21:35
It doesn't matter what the speech said, but okay, so what's the Mandela Effect?
02:21:39
The most likely explanation is the faulty human memory.
02:21:43
We fabricate false memories and even group false memories are possible.
02:21:48
So that is the most likely explanation for this.
02:21:51
A far more interesting explanation for this
02:21:53
is that whole certain thing I explained last week. So.
02:21:57
So if Luke wasn't complaining about my Sally Field's land,
02:22:00
which was 20 long, then he was really complaining
02:22:03
about my Mandela Effect grant, which was more like three minutes.
02:22:07
And and that makes sense,
02:22:09
except for the fact that if the Mandela Effect is real, it's
02:22:12
this existential, existential problem that we may never wrap our minds around.
02:22:17
So if you'd like to comment,
02:22:19
please do know that I will double down on my my original thing.
02:22:23
But in the grand scheme of things, Sally Field's acceptance speech is irrelevant,
02:22:28
but the implications are more far reaching.
02:22:30
On the subject of goats on my research this week,
02:22:33
I found out I've never knew this.
02:22:35
A goat's irises are rectangular.
02:22:37
They're long this way and so they can see further around them.
02:22:41
Like like seriously, like a pen, a Graham, right?
02:22:45
Ralph Brennan grad I don't think I said that right.
02:22:47
But they can see their, their their field of vision is wider.
02:22:51
So but I want to talk about goats the greatest of all time.
02:22:55
First thing I'm going to say is Wayne Gretzky.
02:22:58
And as a Detroiter, I want I want to throw in Gordie Howe.
02:23:01
But I know that there is bias involved.
02:23:04
Wayne Gretzky If you take away a little more than he,
02:23:07
he is still still the point of the all I know over here.
02:23:10
Jagr yes, I know I did not say Gordie Howe.
02:23:14
It's Jaromir Jagr.
02:23:16
Next name I want to say is Muhammad Ali.
02:23:18
It's easy to pick greatest
02:23:20
of all time in an individual sport because you're competing individually.
02:23:24
Team sports you it requires talent around you.
02:23:27
Michael Jordan now you might want to say Bill Russell,
02:23:31
Wilt Chamberlain there's actually a lot of names you can say.
02:23:34
I think arguably Michael Jordan was the greatest of all time,
02:23:38
a name I should have said before all that, but Muhammad Ali.
02:23:41
But the my the Detroiter in me wants to say pound
02:23:45
for pound, Joe Louis was the greatest.
02:23:48
The name, I should say in this list before it or any of those guys.
02:23:52
Hi guys.
02:23:53
And I did is Tom Brady.
02:23:55
He has more championships than any franchise but football, like I said,
02:23:59
team sport.
02:24:00
So you end up with Joe Montana being in the conversation with Tom Brady.
02:24:05
But that that doesn't happen without Jerry rice,
02:24:08
Bernie Sanders, Evan Smith, Jim Brown was Bernie Sanders.
02:24:12
That's I friggin Mount Rushmore of running back Albert Einstein,
02:24:16
Sir Isaac Newton, Stephen Hawking, I can't even remember.
02:24:19
A single greatest Olympic achievement was Michael Phelps.
02:24:23
So there's that.
02:24:24
And then what I really wanted to do all night was watch videos of baby goats
02:24:28
hopping sideways and fainting goats locking up
02:24:31
and falling over those crazy goat scaling rock faces.
02:24:35
I want to watch as you listen to the screaming goats.
02:24:38
They're all hilarious.
02:24:40
They're very, very funny.
02:24:41
And I don't know if I am, but roll the clip.
02:24:49
Roll the clip.
02:24:50
Couple comments on that.
02:24:52
Bernie Sanders, one of the greatest Detroit Lions running backs of all time.
02:24:57
And, I misspoke.
02:24:59
It's the the pupils of the goats.
02:25:01
All rights that are rectangular
02:25:04
pupils. Yeah.
02:25:05
I don't know why you didn't know that that was.
02:25:07
There was a thing you must, like, not do.
02:25:09
Nature. Shit I've never looked at.
02:25:12
I've never stared in the eyes and gone to zoos or anything. Or.
02:25:16
What does that say?
02:25:18
It says Athena reaches 900 days as our women's champion.
02:25:22
It's not really a oh, no one gives a.
02:25:27
Ring.
02:25:27
And I don't know what it is.
02:25:28
Just a yeah, Ring of honor wrestling.
02:25:31
Oh, I do know. Ring of Honor.
02:25:33
I really know, you know, I fixed the picker wheel.
02:25:36
Let's just say that I don't know much, though.
02:25:38
It doesn't seem like a real honor.
02:25:40
So the question Dragons I've seen of his
02:25:46
shirt.
02:25:48
Russell. Russell. No one knows.
02:25:49
No one cares.
02:25:51
No one was pink underwear.
02:25:54
I mean, I'm wrestling panty.
02:25:57
Yeah.
02:25:57
Does, There we go.
02:26:01
Oh, yeah.
02:26:03
Speaking of which,
02:26:05
why people leave shopping bags everywhere.
02:26:08
Our hoarders.
02:26:10
Okay, I didn't maybe I didn't feel it at all.
02:26:13
All right, well, give me a place.
02:26:17
Give me a place in Brazil.
02:26:19
Sarasota, Florida.
02:26:21
You know, if you like
02:26:23
Rio de Janeiro.
02:26:25
What makes that community of either of you.
02:26:27
But is a color.
02:26:31
There's only one more or less here about the black community.
02:26:33
In the white community,
02:26:36
What makes a community strong?
02:26:39
Family camaraderie.
02:26:43
Money. Money? Love.
02:26:44
Come, three.
02:26:48
Lifting weights.
02:26:50
Glue the sex trade cement.
02:26:54
Give me a noun. Oh, cement. Yeah.
02:26:56
Well. Steel. Noun, noun.
02:27:01
It's funny I say that.
02:27:02
You know, everyone's just like.
02:27:03
Oh, Columbia had an earthquake and everything fell down.
02:27:05
The still had feelings now they still had stucco and mud huts.
02:27:10
I mean, if you don't build places, don't quake proofed are smaller, obviously.
02:27:15
Good idea. Earthquake resistant.
02:27:17
Our smart homes a smart idea.
02:27:22
Our good home smart idea.
02:27:26
Don't we have a flash?
02:27:28
Fledgling?
02:27:30
I wish I was waiting to know
02:27:32
if all the entries were filled.
02:27:35
Still,
02:27:38
It's pronounced.
02:27:39
Still. Oh.
02:27:44
Yeah.
02:27:45
You're stir.
02:27:48
Do you? Good.
02:27:48
You're the oldest known musical instrument
02:27:52
is a flute made from bird.
02:27:56
Who can I I that's I thank you.
02:27:58
That's interesting. And that's just more of a it's a truth.
02:28:01
In fact, it's more of a statement. Oh.
02:28:03
Because the their bones are hollow.
02:28:07
Sorry.
02:28:08
Hollow
02:28:10
marrow.
02:28:11
That's like that is interesting.
02:28:13
You said they're hollow.
02:28:14
Then you're about to tell us what filled it.
02:28:16
So I'm a little confused
02:28:19
because you can't have a filled bone in a hollow bone.
02:28:21
It's one or the other.
02:28:24
It's filled with hollow,
02:28:27
clear, hollowed.
02:28:29
What becomes, what becomes bigger
02:28:31
the more you take away the thing?
02:28:35
What if.
02:28:36
Oh, clear, hollow, blah blah blah.
02:28:39
I don't remember the rest.
02:28:40
I went to this place called Queer Hollow.
02:28:42
It is it was pretty cool.
02:28:44
It was called Queer Hollow by a Queer Hollow.
02:28:47
Queer hollow
02:28:50
rural.
02:28:51
And I would go to Queer Hollow.
02:28:57
It was pretty cool.
02:28:58
It was called Queer Hollow by all the locals.
02:29:01
I went to this place called Queer Hollow.
02:29:04
Queer Hollow.
02:29:06
I'm sorry.
02:29:06
I don't know how that first name is pronounced
02:29:09
Rikishi.
02:29:11
That's, is the,
02:29:14
I think uncle scene is Roman Reigns and the father of Jimmy and Joe.
02:29:18
So is she adding nothing?
02:29:23
Rikishi far to this?
02:29:25
His name?
02:29:26
That's not racist at all. Okay.
02:29:29
No. This is actual name person. No.
02:29:32
Oh. So I oh.
02:29:32
I'm sorry. So I'm racist?
02:29:35
Yes. Yeah. One other person.
02:29:37
Does your wife disclose their finances publicly?
02:29:41
So yeah.
02:29:42
Already I was going to say, don't they know
02:29:46
is it.
02:29:46
No, they don't have to.
02:29:48
What do you mean?
02:29:49
Do they only answer to God?
02:29:52
That doesn't mean they don't have to report
02:29:55
them.
02:29:56
Yeah, that's exactly what that means.
02:29:58
No it doesn't if they're, if they're a class C or a class
02:30:02
one C charitable organization or nonprofit,
02:30:05
they definitely have to report it still needs to be documented.
02:30:09
Or maybe they're not that I want.
02:30:13
Why wouldn't it have to be?
02:30:14
How does flat become one of those?
02:30:18
We have to start a church.
02:30:19
We can just. Yeah, right.
02:30:21
This is a children's. Yeah.
02:30:22
You name the podcast wrong.
02:30:24
You should have called the church pledge or pledge
02:30:27
church I did, maybe I did.
02:30:29
Legally, churches, the United States are not required to file
02:30:33
a form 990 or publicly disclose their financial records.
02:30:37
However, most users on Reddit.
02:30:41
I have to stop you right there.
02:30:42
Oh, God. Yeah.
02:30:44
And theological resources agree to voluntary voluntary
02:30:48
financial transparency to members builds trust.
02:30:52
So yeah.
02:30:52
So they may not have to do it.
02:30:54
But I bet you some of them do.
02:30:56
If you don't want to talk the way this Bible talks,
02:30:59
you should keep your mind, would you?
02:31:01
You don't have to.
02:31:02
The church that I am confirmed at and went to school with is incredibly wealthy,
02:31:07
with some incredible property right in the middle of wow.
02:31:14
Wow. Yeah, right in the middle of wow.
02:31:16
I don't want to say, but, I mean, it's it's obvious that they're wealthy.
02:31:19
Oh, Royal.
02:31:21
Oh, is it obvious.
02:31:23
If you seen the size of the church
02:31:27
it's actually not a large church.
02:31:29
But those large churches have a tendency to get torn down.
02:31:36
Yeah.
02:31:36
So yeah
02:31:37
I thought they would get shut down and then turned into a like a dispensary.
02:31:42
We all agree they should, disclose
02:31:44
their finances publicly.
02:31:47
I don't
02:31:49
do that.
02:31:51
I'm providing
02:31:53
a very specific service.
02:31:56
Just just to be fun.
02:31:57
Add another line at the very end of the story.
02:32:00
And what is an exclamation?
02:32:04
Oh, why, people, can't read that. Why?
02:32:09
We believe shopping leave parking lot shopping carts.
02:32:13
Let's act like they think they are.
02:32:17
Yeah, we we talked about that.
02:32:19
We don't need to talk about it again.
02:32:22
Oh, okay.
02:32:23
We can pretend we suck again.
02:32:26
So the Lions lost their first preseason game last Thursday.
02:32:30
That's fine.
02:32:31
The preseason doesn't matter.
02:32:35
It was Friday, the year we went on 16.
02:32:37
We went for it in the preseason.
02:32:40
We sure did.
02:32:42
Oh, this is what
02:32:46
now? Sure.
02:32:47
This is what I just learned.
02:32:50
Yes, this is fresh.
02:32:51
Let's.
02:32:56
Oh. You ready? Yes.
02:32:59
Are we ready to close for the first flag?
02:33:01
I'm ready.
02:33:02
Looking probably over a year. It.
02:33:08
You wake up on a squirt in a squirrely room.
02:33:12
The TV on the wall is showing.
02:33:13
Some unicorns masturbate on your bedside table.
02:33:17
You find the scrotum.
02:33:18
Your doctor in his Afro-American coat stands
02:33:21
in front of you, scribbling in his notepad with an avocado.
02:33:26
You're awake, he says.
02:33:28
I'm sorry.
02:33:28
We have to perform another surgery on you, says your doctor.
02:33:32
Captain giggles.
02:33:33
As you know, we tried to remove a celestial moon from your kneecap,
02:33:38
but we had to
02:33:41
go through your elbow from your nose.
02:33:44
The operation went succulent, Lee, but it seems
02:33:48
we left our basketball and mushroom in you.
02:33:52
Just the tip or the whole mushroom?
02:33:55
We also thought we left our tail Smurfs,
02:33:57
but thankfully it was just the nurse who pocketed those.
02:34:01
She stupidly took off to Brazil with those.
02:34:03
But that's another story.
02:34:04
Anyway, could you please sign the steal so we can proceed
02:34:09
the end? Yes.
02:34:15
See, that was fantastic.
02:34:17
Except for the needs to be part.
02:34:19
That was like.
02:34:21
Oh, no, that was actually goofy.
02:34:23
The end is where it kind of fell off.
02:34:25
Still, we're going to tie into this.
02:34:28
Sorry. Oops.
02:34:29
Wrong button. We're going to tie into this really quick because,
02:34:33
okay, I don't know
02:34:34
if I have an actual quote where he says this, but,
02:34:38
how are you, sir?
02:34:39
We just like to ask you about why you don't want to fly commercial.
02:34:43
Why have you said that you won't fly commercial?
02:34:45
You said that it's like getting into a tube with a bunch of demons.
02:34:49
Why do you think that? Oh, no.
02:34:51
Listen to me. Just saying.
02:34:53
Not the people.
02:34:55
The main reason
02:34:57
is because of the need.
02:35:00
You go one. Because most.
02:35:03
I'd have to stop 65% of what I'm doing.
02:35:06
That's to me.
02:35:08
Isn't it true that you want to fly commercial so that you can fly in luxury?
02:35:12
How much money did you pay for Tyler Perry's Gulfstream jet, for example?
02:35:16
Well, for example, that's really none of your business.
02:35:18
But isn't it the business of your donors?
02:35:21
Listen, this guy is a preacher. I've paid.
02:35:24
Yes, everyone knows that.
02:35:26
Okay?
02:35:27
You kind of caught me off guard here.
02:35:29
Okay, certainly.
02:35:30
Well, if you like to come out here, I'd like to give you a chance to.
02:35:34
To catch your breath and and have a conversation.
02:35:36
We don't want to talk. Ingestions.
02:35:38
I came up here just saying, you know, you got to get this now.
02:35:41
Hey, you listening to me?
02:35:42
My my wife thinks Inside Edition is.
02:35:45
Oh, yeah.
02:35:48
Now. Okay.
02:35:49
Thank you. Lord help this thing.
02:35:52
Well, let me let me just ask you a really simple question.
02:35:55
A lot of people think, what is that coming for a preacher?
02:35:58
Right away, the newscaster there had a stroke.
02:36:00
And to fly around here goes to both charts.
02:36:02
What's your response to that?
02:36:05
Very simple.
02:36:06
To take a lot of money to do what we do.
02:36:09
That's not the best.
02:36:10
We have brought over 100.
02:36:13
Let's see.
02:36:14
There's my client's telling me no.
02:36:16
He made it business and preached face
02:36:21
to face personally
02:36:24
with a 120.
02:36:26
This is stupid.
02:36:28
Do you ever.
02:36:31
Do you ever use your private jets to go visit your vacation homes, for example?
02:36:36
Yes, I do that.
02:36:37
Okay, again, getting back to the comment, you said that you don't like to fly
02:36:41
commercial because you don't want to get into a tube with a bunch of demons.
02:36:45
Do you really believe that human beings are demons?
02:36:48
No, I do not.
02:36:49
And don't you ever say I did.
02:36:51
He looks like a demon.
02:36:53
We wrestle not.
02:36:54
Oh, he was flesh and blood,
02:36:57
but principalities and powers can you explain what you meant by that?
02:37:01
That's not that fucking it. Just explain.
02:37:03
Because it's really simple.
02:37:04
You said you get into a tube with a bunch of demons.
02:37:07
What did you mean?
02:37:08
The. Well, let me ask you, do you think that people that fly
02:37:12
commercial or you talk, sweetheart, I'll explain history,
02:37:16
but it's a biblical thing. It's a spiritual thing.
02:37:19
It doesn't have anything to do with people.
02:37:22
People I love people.
02:37:24
Jesus loves people.
02:37:27
But people get pushed in alcohol.
02:37:33
Do you think that's a good place for a preacher to be
02:37:36
and prepare to go back to a lot of people smash somebody in there.
02:37:40
Is Dragon some woman done?
02:37:42
And now it made me so mad to see that on television.
02:37:46
I want to punch a guy out myself.
02:37:47
I can't be doing that while I'm getting ready to preach.
02:37:51
So you just don't like to be around the sinful people or the hurtful people?
02:37:55
Is that what you're saying, dude?
02:37:57
So it's okay.
02:37:59
Yeah, yeah,
02:38:01
it reminds me of fucking.
02:38:05
Sorry.
02:38:07
It might take me a minute.
02:38:11
In episode 44.
02:38:13
Gross. It might not take me long.
02:38:16
Gary points out the number of clips
02:38:19
that night is a perfect cube.
02:38:22
How many clips?
02:38:25
Only seven.
02:38:29
Here we go.
02:38:34
In the movie, Little Nicky.
02:38:38
Oh, you.
02:38:39
But he is possessed.
02:38:41
Oh, one of the demon.
02:38:44
One of Satan's sons.
02:38:45
Evil is good, right?
02:38:47
If we wish to attack good is evil
02:38:51
or something like that.
02:38:54
Jesus.
02:38:54
This Moses, that Abraham hit me with a wiffle ball bat.
02:38:59
Great.
02:39:00
Yeah.
02:39:03
And he had a.
02:39:06
Yeah, the Lord sure did say a lot of heavy
02:39:09
Jiminy bibbidi swing.
02:39:12
But it's weird.
02:39:13
But is he ever really done anything for any of us?
02:39:18
Has he ever put a Jaguar XJR in my driveway?
02:39:23
No. I love that car.
02:39:25
Has the Lord given any of my enemies the herpes?
02:39:28
Herpes?
02:39:30
No. The Lord gave my son
02:39:33
the strength to get off drugs.
02:39:37
Ma'am, I know your son.
02:39:39
And believe me, he was better off on the drugs.
02:39:43
His feet?
02:39:48
Yeah.
02:39:49
Retried for many years.
02:39:51
The Lord finally helped my wife conceive a baby.
02:39:55
No, no, no.
02:39:56
Your best friend Fitzy helped your wife conceive a baby.
02:39:59
He helped her conceive it.
02:40:01
Oh my God.
02:40:04
Hey, hey, man.
02:40:07
How about you, man?
02:40:09
Is the Lord ever done anything for you?
02:40:11
Well, you know, I was also possessed by.
02:40:14
I wish I could take it in some, but to be honest with you, I can't.
02:40:18
I can't think of a damn thing he's ever done for me.
02:40:22
Kind of makes you wonder if there even is a lord.
02:40:25
If there even is ultimate punishment for our so-called sins,
02:40:30
why don't we all just have fun and do whatever the hell we want? Oh,
02:40:35
let the sin begin.
02:40:43
Let the sin begin.
02:40:48
Very nice.
02:40:49
Begin, motherfuckers!
02:40:56
That our topic next week sin.
02:40:59
Do we do the seven deadly sins normally
02:41:01
be gay and boring.
02:41:04
Normally, they're kind of
02:41:05
so funny because those are two of the fucking sins.
02:41:08
Race.
02:41:10
Yeah, yeah, and boring are the first two.
02:41:14
Yeah.
02:41:14
I think you should think gay is listed twice.
02:41:19
Yeah, it should be.
02:41:25
What else you got for me?
02:41:27
In the fields episode, Gary rants about a classic Mandela Effect
02:41:30
involving the movie Field of Dreams.
02:41:32
The actual line is if you build it, he will come.
02:41:34
But what do many misremember it as,
02:41:38
the Misremember or Mandela Effect?
02:41:40
Remember?
02:41:42
I remember it as
02:41:45
if I build it.
02:41:46
I'm going to come.
02:41:51
But for you, I like that
02:41:54
you're going to need a bigger boat.
02:41:57
Episode 133 I am Your father is anal.
02:42:02
The difference between almost perfect and what?
02:42:09
That would be the title.
02:42:11
The title is Fledge Rants Live 133. Anal.
02:42:13
The difference between almost perfect and.
02:42:20
It would be, pure
02:42:23
absolute, immaculate
02:42:27
or flawless.
02:42:33
No. But it's flawless.
02:42:35
But why? It's immaculate
02:42:38
BS. Oh, it is immaculate.
02:42:41
So anal.
02:42:44
Always be
02:42:46
that you do them out of order.
02:42:49
It was.
02:42:51
Oh, okay.
02:42:53
Oh oh.
02:42:56
Oh, I hate steps and I'm such an idiot.
02:43:01
No way.
02:43:02
No no no no no no.
02:43:05
Oh, shit.
02:43:07
I. Go
02:43:11
because I love to have fun.
02:43:15
So I'm going try
02:43:20
to keep,
02:43:25
I'm bottom on without you. Oh.
02:43:28
What you see?
02:43:31
I come to help you with your problem so we can be.
02:43:38
I might be know I'm not the.
02:43:41
Yeah, okay.
02:43:42
But you know,
02:43:44
I'm just a man who say
02:43:47
I'm not when they understand. Oh.
02:43:52
I. Go go go go
02:44:03
go go go go with the movie
02:44:07
number one.
02:44:07
You go on, come on, come on.
02:44:12
Don't.
02:44:13
Your money comes. Oh, Mr.
02:44:16
Robot, oh, come on, buddy, come on, Mr.
02:44:19
Robot.
02:44:19
Don't want to talk to Mr. Robot.
02:44:23
Don't know what this is. Really?
02:44:25
Give me a list of all the other special thanks them for.
02:44:27
We're very often people feeling like you don't want to come back.
02:44:32
All right?
02:44:34
You're never no one.
02:44:36
Nobody worries.
02:44:38
No no no no no no no.
02:44:47
No I look I look back.
02:44:49
So I should have remembered last week.
02:44:52
But at least you know better late than never.
02:44:57
So next week's topic is late.
02:45:00
I don't know yet.
02:45:03
But wait, say that again.
02:45:07
Normal.
02:45:09
Like, And or.
02:45:11
But I say it wrong.
02:45:14
No, I just couldn't hear
02:45:15
because I have all this music blasting from the other video.
02:45:19
Oh, blast the music, Brady.
02:45:22
What's the topic next week?
02:45:26
Normal and normal and normal.
02:45:30
Yeah.
02:45:31
Like the weird weird.
02:45:33
Just like it.
02:45:34
It could be.
02:45:35
It is it tuned in to find out
02:45:38
better national fucking yes.
02:45:41
Gotta leave people wanting more or leave people questioning again.
02:45:45
Just give it away.
02:45:46
Get away, get away with.
02:45:50
Oh I hate it.
02:45:53
Okay. Oh.
02:45:59
Oh my god,
02:46:00
oh my god, oh my god, oh my God I hate it when you do that.
02:46:06
Liar.
02:46:12
Like oh.
02:46:17
0000 shit.
02:46:20
Like.
02:46:26
Getting you that.
02:46:27
Oh good.
02:46:28
But oh my God.
02:46:32
Oh you're not.
02:46:34
Oh my
02:46:36
God. Like
02:46:39
oh my God I like the gross you do.
02:46:42
Because the fucking beer though here. Sweet.
02:46:45
Oh you're always.
02:46:49
Making.
02:46:54
Oh my god.
02:46:55
Okay, okay.
02:46:56
For the moment I'm like
02:47:01
what you to do?
02:47:04
Well, let me tell you something.
02:47:06
Whatever.
02:47:10
Know I mean, okay.
02:47:15
I'd like to come back because the.
02:47:21
Gary.
02:47:25
Gary.
02:47:35
Yay! Woohoo!
02:47:38
Or are you pissed off?
02:47:38
I haven't signed off yet.
02:47:41
Yeah.
02:47:43
And I'm just a son of a bitch.
02:47:45
Just because I miss as above. So below.
02:47:48
And just because I miss a son of a bitch.
02:47:50
We're going to dive right into this really quick.
02:47:53
This is a rap about Detroit, Michigan.
02:47:56
Detroit, Michigan is the great big city.
02:47:59
They are a very, very nice city with 645,000 residents.
02:48:05
They are located in Wayne County
02:48:07
and the school district is Detroit Public Schools.
02:48:11
Community district.
02:48:12
They have Interstate 94 and Detroit Metropolitan Wayne County Airport.
02:48:18
They have the Detroit Institute of Arts.
02:48:21
And don't forget about Michigan and trombone restaurant.
02:48:25
Yeah, okay. Real restaurant too.
02:48:27
And Word Bridge Pub.
02:48:29
Oh yes, indeed, they have the big old Fisher Building
02:48:33
and they have Super Coney Island,
02:48:37
and they have Grand Coney Island.
02:48:40
And don't forget about little Caesars Arena.
02:48:42
I guess there is no cafe is located there.
02:48:45
And so is Cass Park. Yes.
02:48:48
Did Rocco's Italian Deli
02:48:51
is there and they are a very, very nice city.
02:48:54
This is a rap about Detroit, Michigan.
02:48:57
Detroit, Michigan.
02:49:02
This is the Bernie.
02:49:05
They are very, very nice areas of Michigan.
02:49:10
Detroit, Michigan.
02:49:13
So we were
02:49:16
they call this the blue Room
02:49:19
or are we doing the picture. The.
02:49:23
Michigan you're going to
02:49:26
pick you're going to pick.
02:49:27
You picture in a picture and a picture and a picture and a picture.
02:49:32
Here.
02:49:33
Hey, I'm going to come.
02:49:37
This you don't think you're going to think
02:49:38
you're in a rock in a picture, right?
02:49:41
In a picture and a picture and a picture in a red.
02:49:46
Hey, I'm going to come
02:49:49
ready for Michigan.
02:49:51
Gary, you're an amazing,
02:49:54
great, great picture.
02:49:57
And a red.
02:49:59
Oh, no, it's pretty hard.
02:50:00
I'm going to go right
02:50:04
this Gary,
02:50:08
Gary, correct me Gary
02:50:13
I'm not so good.
02:50:14
I'm going to come right.
02:50:16
Gary Gary Gary.
02:50:19
Hey Gary I am Gary. Gary I am.
02:50:24
Correct.
02:50:26
Yeah I know my Gary.
02:50:29
Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary.
02:50:34
All right.
02:50:34
Hey I'm wondering Gary him stop me if you're freaking.
02:50:38
Gosh.
02:50:39
It was really professor doctor.
02:50:42
Gary. Gary.
02:50:43
That was really a problem with Gary.
02:50:47
Gary,
02:50:48
Gary.
02:50:51
Gosh.
02:50:52
You know, why would I be involved?
02:50:56
That was really pretty,
02:50:59
Gary.
02:50:59
You know, why would be my.
02:51:04
I don't know, you know.
02:51:08
You know, why would you like me
02:51:10
home tonight?
02:51:13
All right, buddy.
02:51:18
It's the Brady and Joshua Brady and or Gary.
02:51:22
As above and so below.
02:51:25
Because he's so close. Brady.
02:51:27
And for sure we're doing it our way.
02:51:31
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
02:51:34
Brady. And your show.
02:51:35
It's Brady and draw.
02:51:38
It's their show now Brady draw.
02:51:50
I only have one story.
02:51:51
Really? It happened in Hood County.
02:51:54
Hood County was a I believe it's in Texas.
02:51:58
The Hood County constable.
02:52:01
Today is a good day for freedom of the people of Hood County.
02:52:03
I finished the job of shutting down the county's flock cameras.
02:52:07
They've been completely unplugged and covered.
02:52:09
These cameras
02:52:09
were constantly scanning, recording, regular folks just going about their day.
02:52:13
That kind of permanent and warrantless tracking does not belong
02:52:16
in a free society.
02:52:17
By unplugging and come alone, we're making it clear privacy
02:52:20
isn't optional and mass surveillance isn't how we do things here.
02:52:24
This is what limited government looks about, and Hood County
02:52:28
have to wonder about every trip they take is being logged and stored.
02:52:32
I'm proud this got done about your real win for auditing this county.
02:52:36
We're just auditing.
02:52:37
We're just auditing flock safety systems.
02:52:39
Come get your money down.
02:52:43
We're just auditing.
02:52:47
Thank you for walking right into
02:52:50
I'm sorry.
02:52:50
I actually have two stories.
02:52:51
Here's the other PSA.
02:52:54
The third we're just auditing says the flock.
02:52:56
Cameras, the touts. It's Friday night.
02:52:59
You're completely sober
02:53:00
and you're on your way home
02:53:01
when suddenly you see the red and blue lights light up behind you.
02:53:05
You pull over, hand the officer your driver's license and insurance.
02:53:08
It's like I just had that ready.
02:53:09
And I knew I was going to do the most harmless question in the world.
02:53:11
So where are you headed tonight?
02:53:13
Now, what you don't know
02:53:14
is that what you say in the next few seconds will determine whether or not
02:53:17
this is a five minute traffic stop or a three hour criminal investigation.
02:53:21
They pause, they just answer,
02:53:25
yeah, you know where I'm headed?
02:53:27
Where the fuck?
02:53:27
I'm headed home to the bar, to a restaurant, to my bitches
02:53:32
house, to the cottage, to is where I'm fucking headed.
02:53:36
Who gives a shit?
02:53:37
They don't even think about it.
02:53:39
Oh, officer, I'm headed home or I'm going to a buddy's place.
02:53:42
They think they're being friendly.
02:53:43
They whole shit. This couldn't be going any better.
02:53:46
I think it doesn't matter.
02:53:47
Which is precisely
02:53:48
why it's one of the biggest mistakes I see during a traffic stop in the 22.
02:53:51
Oh, the biggest mistake, to tell the truth, I'm.
02:53:54
How dare you tell the truth
02:53:58
cops are using when they ask you this question number two,
02:54:01
the exact script word for word
02:54:03
for how to respond to the cops to shot the cops don't have number three.
02:54:06
The specific case law that supports everything I say.
02:54:09
And here's what most people don't realize.
02:54:10
When an officer asks, where are you headed tonight?
02:54:13
That's not really a conversation.
02:54:15
That is the opening move of a technique called destination mapping.
02:54:19
It has a specific purpose, and it has nothing to do with being friendly.
02:54:22
Here's how or on it.
02:54:23
The moment you give an officer a destination,
02:54:26
you've now given the officer something most people don't think about.
02:54:29
You've given them something they can verify and verify.
02:54:32
This goes back to the letter of the law earlier.
02:54:35
How dare they be able to go?
02:54:38
Is that true or not?
02:54:40
It's not like in a movie. Ask you a question.
02:54:42
How dare, how dare they question whether you're telling the truth or not?
02:54:46
It creates a verifiable fact.
02:54:49
Once they have a verifiable fact that they can verify is wrong,
02:54:52
who gives a shit?
02:54:53
You should because it turns into probable cause.
02:54:56
Cops used to trouble. For what?
02:54:59
Probable cause? For fucking what?
02:55:01
The officer asks you. Where are you headed tonight?
02:55:03
You respond, well, I'm headed home, which sounds perfectly innocent,
02:55:07
but here's what's happening that you can't see.
02:55:08
The officer already knows which direction you were driving when he pulled you over.
02:55:12
He knows the major patrol area, and he knows.
02:55:15
Oh my God.
02:55:16
Direction is residential and he concealment.
02:55:18
I just gave you where you live.
02:55:20
So if you say, oh, no,
02:55:22
but you're driving east because of construction on a back road
02:55:26
and you would normally be heading west,
02:55:27
you've now created for the cop what's known as a route inconsistency,
02:55:31
which is exactly the trick the cop wanted to catch you in.
02:55:34
And here's exactly what he will write in his report.
02:55:36
Drivers stated destination number two.
02:55:38
Who gives a shit? Observed direction.
02:55:41
This is the part about the writing in the report.
02:55:43
What he will write in his report.
02:55:45
The driver should be stated
02:55:46
destination was inconsistent because give him a ticket for that.
02:55:50
Here's what you have to remember
02:55:51
that sentence inconsistent with observed direction of travel.
02:55:55
That's the one of the oh my God, that's a Russellville offense.
02:55:58
That's a terrible offense.
02:55:59
I've seen it on hundreds of reports, and every single time it was based upon an
02:56:03
answer to the question every single time no one got a ticket or arrested.
02:56:07
Maybe you took a bat or arrested.
02:56:11
I saw you just slurred your speech.
02:56:13
You're gonna have to step out of the car
02:56:15
road, because I'm going to finish that and maybe get to the quick stop.
02:56:18
It was. You never missed a turn.
02:56:20
There can be a hundred.
02:56:21
Perfectly normal when it was in your direction.
02:56:23
May not match your destination, but none of that matters here.
02:56:26
Because once the officer tricks you into that line,
02:56:28
that becomes the new basis for a DWI investigation.
02:56:32
After all, if they don't like the direction you were headed
02:56:34
and maybe they don't like something else about you, the only reason you know
02:56:38
that's not the basis color of your skin, perhaps, or the current breathalyzer.
02:56:42
It's like no trick cops.
02:56:44
You just smell and or let's see, visual or fucking visual
02:56:48
almost never hear audibly.
02:56:50
You fucking follow up. And where are you?
02:56:53
No, that's
02:56:55
all I have to do is establish probable cause,
02:56:58
you know, 100%, because I plenty times.
02:57:01
Well, having alcohol in me
02:57:06
when I probably should have gotten a DWI.
02:57:23
In Indiana,
02:57:25
now they have both ends of your route.
02:57:27
You're telling them where you're headed,
02:57:29
and now they want to know where you're coming from.
02:57:31
So why would they ask you this question?
02:57:33
Because now they're going to go back and micro analyze every step
02:57:36
because they just want to know what you're the company.
02:57:38
You're headed home.
02:57:39
What was your purpose since passing through this area?
02:57:43
When I was dating my chick, I was driving from fucking.
02:57:48
I worked in Warren.
02:57:49
I was living in Sterling Heights.
02:57:50
I drive to Novi.
02:57:52
We were we were going to go to fucking follow.
02:57:57
And she was still living at her parents house.
02:58:00
I was fucking driving over.
02:58:01
So we didn't really have any place like chill and hangout.
02:58:04
We'd go fucking get food at black Rock, which
02:58:08
that's like our it used to be great and now sucks,
02:58:10
but waits in the parking lot, you know?
02:58:12
Yeah, maybe they're leaving.
02:58:13
I don't know, but we just hang out for a minute. Right.
02:58:16
So I like I'd have my car running, but I turn my lights off,
02:58:19
and so I go to drop her back off at her house,
02:58:21
and I forgot to turn my fucking lights on a few moments later.
02:58:26
And so literally, as I'm exiting found walk
02:58:29
before I pull out of the major roadway, I realize my lights are off.
02:58:33
I turn them on,
02:58:35
and I turn on the major, major roadway.
02:58:37
And then I get pulled over.
02:58:41
Officer goes.
02:58:42
It literally goes, you know, you know, whatever
02:58:46
ID, whatever, I give my ID because you're supposed to.
02:58:49
Who gives a fuck? What am I hiding?
02:58:51
You know, I had dinner, I had literally two beers.
02:58:53
That was it.
02:58:55
And that was at that point in probably an hour
02:58:58
and a half to two hours prior.
02:59:01
Let's continue to see how many mistakes you've made so far.
02:59:04
Now they're going to.
02:59:05
And so now hold on. Pause, pause.
02:59:08
I'll just finish it because I was almost done.
02:59:12
He must have been a woman that I don't listen to when I'm yelling.
02:59:15
I tell him to shut up.
02:59:17
He asked me what I was doing in that area because I was I had
02:59:20
Sterling Heights on my license, and I'm like, well, I'm here hanging out with her.
02:59:24
And he goes, oh, how many beers have you had tonight?
02:59:25
And I'm like, well, two.
02:59:26
And I go, that was about, you know, hour and a half, two hours ago
02:59:30
because we were sitting in the parking lot and that's why my lights were off.
02:59:35
And,
02:59:37
he let me be on my way.
02:59:42
You know why?
02:59:43
Because I was just honest, I.
02:59:45
There wasn't do anything wrong.
02:59:47
There was no reason for me to see him to to feel like I was.
02:59:50
I disagree to let he was the reason for him to feel like he did.
02:59:54
There was anything going on.
02:59:56
I literally told them exactly what happened.
02:59:58
You know why?
02:59:59
Because that's exactly what fucking happened.
03:00:03
He didn't pursue it.
03:00:04
And you know why I didn't give a shit? You know why?
03:00:06
Because that's what happened on a coin toss and a flimflam.
03:00:09
I'm not afraid of what happened.
03:00:11
If you're afraid of what happened, oh, that's your problem.
03:00:14
You have an issue with what you're doing.
03:00:16
You must be doing something wrong.
03:00:17
If you have an issue talking about what you're doing.
03:00:20
Oh, that's a bad. That's a bad. Don't wait home.
03:00:23
Maybe there's a bar along the way, a restaurant that serves alcohol.
03:00:26
Or maybe an area.
03:00:28
A residential area where drug activity is known to take place.
03:00:31
And here's what I want you to realize.
03:00:32
And cops love to use a strategy where, based on your answers,
03:00:36
they will break where we're going.
03:00:37
We don't need you.
03:00:38
Look, we didn't we knew we would get pulled over as white boys in my home,
03:00:43
in my buddy's fucking Camaro, going to pick up blow in Detroit.
03:00:47
We knew that it was a okay had any sight for sore eyes.
03:00:51
Why would he ask you that?
03:00:52
It was obvious what's going on.
03:00:53
Like, we knew if we got busted, didn't need to observe anything.
03:00:57
He can now continue to play.
03:00:58
Question until he doesn't like your answer.
03:01:00
Which brings me to the third little trick cops
03:01:02
love to use by asking you this question.
03:01:04
And it's very subtle, and it's a huge trap for someone telling the complete truth.
03:01:08
You might tell the officer you're headed to your friend's house,
03:01:11
but the officer might know your friend's house is five minutes away
03:01:14
from where he pulled you over, and he clocks you
03:01:16
at this location at 11:50 p.m., but he ran your plate back at 1050.
03:01:21
That's a 25 minute gap for a five minute drive.
03:01:24
What is this guy?
03:01:25
This guy is such a conspiratorial.
03:01:27
And you said fucktard and responded, this shit doesn't happen.
03:01:31
Here's the key.
03:01:31
What is he talking about?
03:01:32
He's making up a fake scenario and going, oh my God,
03:01:36
and here's what he's going to say.
03:01:37
Driver, what if the cop pulled his dick out
03:01:39
and shot is coming over your eye and he had herpes,
03:01:42
and then you get herpes eyes and then he says, if you didn't do it.
03:01:50
The little I'm going to come premise of this,
03:01:53
this inconsistent with observing or the travel duration
03:01:56
suggesting possible, I'm going to commit a great crime.
03:01:59
I'm going to bust.
03:02:00
Not in water tower or in this guy.
03:02:04
You didn't know it, but you just started a clock.
03:02:07
And every minute that doesn't add up to the call comes probable cause.
03:02:10
And then there's the final trick cops love to use by asking you this question.
03:02:14
And it should make you the most angry.
03:02:16
It's called the behavioral scan.
03:02:17
Here's what this is.
03:02:19
This video should be entitled the question where are you headed tonight?
03:02:22
He may not even give me views.
03:02:23
Black people may just be watching your face, your eyes,
03:02:27
your hands, your breathing.
03:02:28
The cop is trained to catalog what your body does
03:02:32
in the three seconds after he asks you a stress, give it to me.
03:02:35
Pivot to make sure the left did you touch your face?
03:02:40
Did you take a breath before answering? Allegedly.
03:02:43
So that's one of these involuntary.
03:02:46
So during that traffic stop,
03:02:49
my girlfriend started fidgeting and shit and she started doing some weird shit
03:02:53
and making weird movements and looking around,
03:02:54
and I told her to fucking stay still and emotional damage
03:02:59
because I told her that they don't know what the fuck we're doing.
03:03:02
And when you're moving around, they don't know if we're trying to hide
03:03:05
something or whatever.
03:03:06
And she she, to this day telling me, remember, is that and knows
03:03:10
that that's a fucking thing that they look for because they're trying to just they,
03:03:14
they don't know who you are or what you're capable of.
03:03:17
This isn't some fucking, like, overt
03:03:20
fucking bust you for some shit.
03:03:22
Just tell them what the fuck is going on, and if you are doing something illegal,
03:03:26
then fucking lie.
03:03:27
But guess what?
03:03:28
Know that they're going to be suspicious anyway, and you better have a good time
03:03:33
and you can get away with a good fucking like as I said before too,
03:03:38
but you need to fucking realize if you don't get away
03:03:41
with a good life that's on you, let's move on.
03:03:45
Let's hold out.
03:03:46
It's not on me, it's on you.
03:03:49
It's not on me, it's on you.
03:03:51
It's on you.
03:03:53
Because the other like that, it's under.
03:03:56
Yeah.
03:03:58
The judge has this.
03:04:00
He's getting to the point. He's going to now.
03:04:01
He's going to tell you what you should be speaking. He's a lawyer.
03:04:04
He looks at you.
03:04:05
Real stress indicator. This is the Hampton law firm.
03:04:08
(817) 406-3808, or let's call them.
03:04:13
You want to get Ahold of us, get, let's get interview.
03:04:16
It's,
03:04:17
one for the California three,
03:04:20
or is there, or is there, and then a police report, what came in?
03:04:25
Subject paused and appeared to carefully consider his response
03:04:28
before stating law review becomes indicators.
03:04:31
The Hampton law consistent with possible impairment or criminal activity.
03:04:35
You know that thing many of us do where we pause for half a second
03:04:38
to think about the best way of saying something that now becomes.
03:04:41
So, yeah, obviously you do bring up good points about his position.
03:04:44
Like, who the fuck hurt you?
03:04:45
Did he get raped by a policeman maybe.
03:04:47
Or his father was in Fort Worth, Texas.
03:04:49
That's a normal human reaction gets written down as suspicious behavior.
03:04:54
So what does the law says?
03:04:55
But all this is good advice, though you can't write down your system.
03:04:58
You think his on. I think it's a doorway.
03:05:01
When you do think that anything you did, they're going to look at this behavior.
03:05:07
It's not
03:05:07
anything you said or did to talk yourself out of a ticket or changed his mind.
03:05:11
It was absolutely his whim, dude.
03:05:12
He felt like it or not, it always is. You have to.
03:05:14
I've talked to a colleague.
03:05:16
Requires you to provide your driver's on me too.
03:05:18
I can't remember the last time I talked to a cop.
03:05:20
And before that, I can't remember the last time I talked to a cop.
03:05:23
So I don't know where you came from and know what you're doing a conversation.
03:05:27
In fact, I'm not being accused of being,
03:05:31
hippie, tree hugging, fucking,
03:05:34
free man on the traveling.
03:05:37
What do they call
03:05:39
a sovereign citizen?
03:05:40
You're accusing me of being a sovereign?
03:05:42
Oh, I've never been pulled over for that.
03:05:43
I don't know, I don't think anyone's ever been pulled over for that.
03:05:45
So versus McCarty said specifically, there's a thing every constitutional
03:05:50
right there in McCarty.
03:05:51
What he said, including the right to exercise.
03:05:53
Jerry McCarty says you retain every constitutional right
03:05:55
during a traffic stop, including your Fifth Amendment right.
03:05:57
Not to answer questions.
03:05:58
Doctor Fauci, right to remain McCurdy says
03:06:02
the Supreme Court ruling in Rodriguez
03:06:04
state where the court ruled and hidden panties there.
03:06:08
Dr. McCarty, snow blood.
03:06:11
Snow blowed.
03:06:12
Snow blew my driveway once
03:06:15
that a cop cannot extend overly complicated yond its original purpose.
03:06:20
So in this, a couple drinks, you, sir, can't just keep you on
03:06:24
the side of the road. Ask him to his podcast.
03:06:27
Maybe. I think I smell alcohol and urine.
03:06:30
I'm starting to think why we're not succeeding at the podcast.
03:06:32
Not that we are.
03:06:33
I mean, it's doing everything that I wanted to do.
03:06:34
No, I don't give a fuck. Yeah.
03:06:35
No work succeeding because we're having, like,
03:06:38
fun conversations with each other and shit talking each other.
03:06:42
And I'm pretty sure it's saturated with famous people.
03:06:46
I'm just, I, I don't mind, like, I don't mind like the.
03:06:49
It's like a sounding board, you know what I mean?
03:06:51
I might have, like, an opinion on something.
03:06:53
And I know that you
03:06:55
specifically have certain opinions and Gary specifically a certain opinion.
03:06:59
So I like to just kind of bounce those ideas off of you. And
03:07:04
fodder for the show to kind of challenge.
03:07:07
I guess you're right.
03:07:07
You know what?
03:07:09
I assume your your response might be, but sometimes you guys catch me off garden.
03:07:13
Sometimes you change what I think you respond to either.
03:07:15
That's the fun of it, right?
03:07:17
That's kind of what I go for.
03:07:19
Or if it's just an oddball, entertaining thing,
03:07:22
I also bring that to the fray too, like the goose in the go.
03:07:25
So you mean
03:07:28
the trick question?
03:07:28
That's how I roll. It's not a basis for me.
03:07:30
I don't know what your aim is, I don't know
03:07:32
Gary's name is to extend the length of that stop.
03:07:35
If you don't remember anything else, that's a cup
03:07:38
I hear.
03:07:38
Silence is a constitutional, constitutional
03:07:43
silence is not violence either.
03:07:46
So what is it about? The card you use here?
03:07:47
Like the cop is asking up cannot extend
03:07:51
the length of a traffic stop beyond its original purpose.
03:07:54
So in this a little bit more, a little bit more, a little bit
03:07:56
more, a little bit more, right, a little bit more conversation.
03:07:59
In fact, the Supreme Court case of Berkman versus McCarty said specifically,
03:08:02
you retain every constitutional right during a traffic stop, including the right
03:08:06
to exercise, your right to remain silent.
03:08:08
Then we have to combine that with the Supreme Court
03:08:10
ruling in Rodriguez versus United States, where the court ruled that a cop
03:08:14
cannot extend the length of a traffic stop beyond its kinetic.
03:08:18
Similarly, the cop pulled you over for speeding.
03:08:21
He can't just keep you on the side of the road
03:08:23
asking where you came from, where you headed,
03:08:25
and maybe I think I smell alcohol and your refusal to answer
03:08:29
for the of course, what he says that I say, maybe I think I smell bacon
03:08:33
is not a basis for reasonable suspicion or probable cause.
03:08:36
Certainly not a reason for the cop to extend the length of that stop
03:08:39
if you don't remember anything else, I say, and they don't.
03:08:41
Silence is not suspicion. It's constitutional.
03:08:44
So what exact words do you use here when the cop is asking,
03:08:47
where are you headed tonight?
03:08:49
Here are the words.
03:08:50
Memorize them.
03:08:51
Officer, here's my log.
03:08:52
I paused, registration and insurance.
03:08:54
I'm going to exercise my right not to answer any other questions.
03:08:57
Am I free to leave?
03:08:59
No. Am I free to leave?
03:09:01
So in, fucking Key Largo,
03:09:05
I got pulled over.
03:09:07
We had mimosas all morning. Bahamas.
03:09:10
We had the door where we had our dogs with us.
03:09:12
I mimosas all morning.
03:09:13
It was just me and her, my my bitch and our two dogs.
03:09:17
And I was fucking.
03:09:19
We had been drinking all fucking morning.
03:09:21
Mimosas like a motherfucker, right?
03:09:24
And so try.
03:09:25
I'm drunk. Stupid is no way to go through life. So.
03:09:28
Yeah. Right.
03:09:29
And so we wanted to go to this stupid lobster fucking thing, right?
03:09:31
And I told the story before, but I'm not telling this blunt
03:09:34
because the court shit has already been done now.
03:09:38
And yeah, it was that was drunk and driving.
03:09:41
Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, I wasn't hurting anybody.
03:09:44
I knew what I was doing, I wasn't going to crashing anybody.
03:09:46
I mean, a lot of
03:09:47
what's your point hand turn when it said no turn, no left hand turn.
03:09:50
And people waved me on it couldn't have any clear.
03:09:53
There was stopped traffic.
03:09:55
There was a huge issue because there was a water
03:09:57
fucking like main break or some bullshit that was causing a big backup of traffic.
03:10:01
So it was like people like they're like, yeah, come on, man.
03:10:04
Like. And I'm just like, okay, am I supposed to turn you?
03:10:06
I don't know, and I turned
03:10:07
and there happened to be a cop right there, and I'm like, shit, I'm fucked.
03:10:10
You know?
03:10:11
I've got a fucking weed on me.
03:10:13
I got my vape pens right in my fog.
03:10:14
I'm like, trying to stuff them underneath my.
03:10:16
I got one of them
03:10:17
purple cushions that you can sit on, which are fucking great for driving.
03:10:21
The purple, like, brand cushion.
03:10:24
And I stuffed it, like, you know what?
03:10:25
I'm like,
03:10:26
I'm like, try to hold my breath talking to the guy,
03:10:28
and I'm just like, dude, I'm just trying to go to the fucking.
03:10:30
Which is what we were doing.
03:10:31
We're trying to go to the fucking crab, which was literally like, like 200ft.
03:10:35
You could almost see it, like
03:10:37
it was literally just beyond, like one little tree branch. And
03:10:43
I just got a ticket for
03:10:44
making an illegal left hand turn because I was honest
03:10:46
about what I was doing and where I was going and shit.
03:10:48
Sure, I didn't tell my I was drinking and stuff.
03:10:50
I was trying to hold my breath.
03:10:52
I had my windows down, trying to air out whatever smell of like, I don't know,
03:10:56
you got only whatever punishment,
03:10:59
the loving nature and randomness of the cops choice.
03:11:05
No, know, it was just because I was honest and I told them what was going on.
03:11:10
Yeah, I'm just like, obviously I'm just here with my two dogs and
03:11:14
and we're just we're going to this thing here.
03:11:17
I don't know, we're not from here.
03:11:19
I'm going to this you think crab thing.
03:11:21
You think you can talk yourself out of a ticket then?
03:11:24
No, I didn't talk myself out of a ticket.
03:11:26
I told them the honest truth.
03:11:28
Other than the things that he didn't ask.
03:11:30
You know?
03:11:32
And when.
03:11:32
Like when I left that parking lot and the cop asked how many beers
03:11:36
I rolled over with my the the initial when I first started was dinner.
03:11:41
I told them, I said I had two beers.
03:11:43
That's literally what I had, and I had them fucking like fucking.
03:11:46
Maybe I had three said three.
03:11:48
I had them fucking literally an hour and a half to two hours prior because we,
03:11:52
we fucking drank, we ate dinner, then we fucking bullshitted.
03:11:56
We sat on our table, then we left, we sat in the car,
03:12:00
I think we just bullshit in the car.
03:12:02
Do you think anything happened other other than that?
03:12:04
But say it did.
03:12:05
That's even more time you could tack onto that.
03:12:07
So it's like I knew at that point that there was not an issue with,
03:12:13
just being honest.
03:12:15
Yeah. Oh, no.
03:12:15
I sucked it down pretty hard.
03:12:19
Gary was there.
03:12:20
A cop is asking, where are you headed tonight?
03:12:24
Here are the words.
03:12:25
Memorize them.
03:12:26
Officer, here's my license, registration and insurance.
03:12:30
I'm going to exercise my right not to answer any other questions.
03:12:33
Am I free now? Why use these words?
03:12:36
Because starting off saying, here's my license,
03:12:39
that right there is an indication that you are hiding something.
03:12:43
You are afraid to admit what is going on,
03:12:46
and that makes anyone be suspicious.
03:12:53
If you
03:12:53
if you knocked on my door and you walked into my house, I said, what are you doing?
03:12:57
Here you go, you guys.
03:12:58
I'm just walking in your house.
03:13:00
Don't ask any questions.
03:13:02
I'm just going to walk in your house and I'm just going to stay in here.
03:13:05
And it's like, well, why?
03:13:06
Why are you here? Like, what is what's going on?
03:13:08
Like?
03:13:09
And honestly, they don't just pull you over just to pull you over.
03:13:12
You have done something already.
03:13:14
So they have questions.
03:13:16
They just kind of want to get
03:13:17
a general sense of who you are, so they know if they can trust you.
03:13:20
So they know that they don't need to worry about fucking grabbing their gun
03:13:24
because you're going to run on them or have some kind of warrant or horse
03:13:27
shit going on.
03:13:27
You know, they're protecting themselves.
03:13:30
The first and foremost.
03:13:31
Second, they're just trying to fucking do their job, which is
03:13:37
interior.
03:13:37
When I say protect themselves, I don't mean legally.
03:13:39
I mean
03:13:42
bodily, like life.
03:13:45
Am I free to go?
03:13:51
Yeah.
03:13:52
Like this fat face registration, insurance.
03:13:54
You're showing an attitude of compliance, and it's required under state law.
03:13:58
And it stops the cops from being able to write down
03:14:00
that you were being combative or uncooperative.
03:14:03
You then say, I'm going to exercise my right to remain silent.
03:14:06
This is an unequivocal exercising of your right to remain silent.
03:14:10
That the officer can never write down
03:14:11
his report as being suspicious, or use it against you in any way.
03:14:15
And then the final key phrase you want to use am I free to leave?
03:14:19
This is critical because just like we talked about
03:14:21
in the Rodriguez case, the officer can't extend this traffic.
03:14:24
Stop showing an attitude as well. It's my man.
03:14:26
The officer now is going to be forced to either just show you that ticket.
03:14:29
Yeah. Hits.
03:14:29
You're forcing a crossroads where he either has to declare that
03:14:33
there's probable cause for something or let you go,
03:14:36
because if he says you can't leave, then why?
03:14:38
Why can't I leave?
03:14:40
It does actually work your way.
03:14:42
May work this way. Works to.
03:14:45
Or he's just going to have to let you go
03:14:46
with a warning, but he can't keep holding you
03:14:48
on the side of the road for his fishing expedition.
03:14:51
And if the cop keeps trying to push back by saying it's a simple question,
03:14:54
why won't you answer or think of it as an upsell
03:14:57
when you walk in to get a fucking something
03:14:58
off the dollar menu and they're like, would you like fries?
03:15:00
Yeah, that's fine. You can.
03:15:02
You kind of play that stalemate game all you want.
03:15:05
But the problem is it's just going along the situation.
03:15:08
If you have nothing to hide and you're playing that game, all that's going to do
03:15:12
is a long wait, the situation and make him feel more suspicious.
03:15:17
And then therefore it's going to escalate.
03:15:20
Even if there's nothing in it.
03:15:22
And then and you still part ways
03:15:25
because you weren't
03:15:26
doing anything to hide the map.
03:15:29
You know, how many people just didn't comply and tried to look at you,
03:15:35
and you can't beat them because they were greater than the law
03:15:39
and they ended up arrested anyway, or worse,
03:15:42
because they, like they were combative because they they listen to dipshits
03:15:48
like this who they think like, oh, I don't have to give you what you owe.
03:15:52
Oh, oh, oh, I'm being taken from my vehicle
03:15:55
because I'm not listening to the police and I won't, you know, like,
03:15:58
oh, and then next thing you know, oh they're fucking
03:16:01
they got a gun on them and they, they pull their gun
03:16:03
and the police shoot them and it's all over.
03:16:05
The police are the bad guys
03:16:07
because how dare they interrupt this person just driving their vehicle.
03:16:15
Or if you're not
03:16:17
doing anything wrong, why won't you tell me?
03:16:20
Here's what you need to say.
03:16:21
I'm not trying to be difficult.
03:16:22
I'm just exercising my rights.
03:16:24
Am I free to go?
03:16:25
Please don't ever feel bad about not cooperating with the police here,
03:16:29
because the cops are actually trained to do this.
03:16:31
It's called the guilt inference prompt.
03:16:34
They are taught to make you feel guilty for not doing what they want you to do.
03:16:38
It doesn't affect your constitutional rights.
03:16:40
It is a shit. Absolutely.
03:16:42
Exercise your right to remain silent and don't let them an honest motherfucker.
03:16:46
And the things that I don't want to talk about it.
03:16:48
I'm like, it looks at you and says, hand me your keys, I'll go.
03:16:51
None of your business.
03:16:52
Next video where I break down
03:16:53
the exact words you can use when cops demand you hand them your keys.
03:16:58
See you over there.
03:17:00
When do they demand you hand them your keys?
03:17:02
When is that? They never do that.
03:17:06
They remove you from the vehicle and then they arrest you.
03:17:09
If you have reason to believe, you demand you remove your keys.
03:17:15
What is this guy talking about?
03:17:16
This guy is one that has no experience with anything at all.
03:17:19
If anything, good.
03:17:20
That's how the situation is.
03:17:22
World without it.
03:17:24
First hand. How that situation goes down.
03:17:26
Because I've been there and I've had that done to me.
03:17:29
He's a sitting duck out there and it was my fault.
03:17:31
What he's saying.
03:17:32
I'm a dipshit.
03:17:38
The I was driving with weed on me.
03:17:40
I illegally hopped a curb.
03:17:42
I then, you know, realized that there was a cop that saw me while I was.
03:17:46
I was making a right. They were making a left.
03:17:48
I go, well, fuck if I cut through the subdivision,
03:17:51
I can fucking, you know, like because I'm like, oh, they probably saw me.
03:17:55
So I'm going to just cut in the most recent subdivision.
03:17:58
Unfortunately, the next fucking road left right was like way down the road.
03:18:03
So of course the fucking cop sees, you know, and then I seen him turn.
03:18:09
So I make the next turn and I make the next turn.
03:18:11
I make the next turn, I make the next turn to make the next three turns
03:18:14
as I can fucking make.
03:18:15
And I'm like, okay, I see you get the fuck out of my vehicle immediately.
03:18:18
So I fucking park my vehicle. I get the fuck out of it.
03:18:20
I start fucking walking down the street because I'm like, I am fucked.
03:18:25
And so
03:18:27
yeah, they, they roll up on me.
03:18:30
I'm like, what are you doing? I'm like, oh, I'm just walking to my buddy's house.
03:18:32
I'm just going for my other friend's house.
03:18:37
Oh, you know,
03:18:40
they knew it was up
03:18:41
and the car was whatever.
03:18:44
Like I was a different
03:18:46
drug.
03:18:47
They didn't find me in my vehicle until they already impounded the vehicle and.
03:18:51
And searched it after the fact, or or they didn't find the weed.
03:18:54
They found my boy.
03:18:55
It was just paraphernalia.
03:18:57
They didn't find the weed because the Jeep Wrangler,
03:18:59
they had the center console or the center like shifter pop open.
03:19:03
The little girlfriend goes
03:19:06
reverse, drive low, whatever the fuck.
03:19:11
You could pop that open and I so I had like, an eighth of rags
03:19:16
in the eighth row,
03:19:18
like when, like, that was a thing when you had regs and drove versus just,
03:19:21
like, you know, good weed.
03:19:26
Because this there's, like, not like a designation
03:19:28
anymore, is there like, like that's such a foreign thing, right?
03:19:31
Like.
03:19:34
There's like, oh,
03:19:35
you know, go to the store and go, oh, there's the regs and then the dro.
03:19:39
I think I got some bro.
03:19:40
Just it's just weed now. Right.
03:19:42
It's just called weed.
03:19:44
I got, Guzman's
03:19:47
but is it called dro or is there a difference between
03:19:51
hydroponic grown and just dirt grown, or is it just this is called weed?
03:19:56
I don't think they grow it in the dirt.
03:20:00
Yeah, they do I when the. You.
03:20:01
You mean like dirt on the ground?
03:20:04
No. Like fucking like perfectly like curated or.
03:20:09
You mean soil.
03:20:10
Yeah. Yeah.
03:20:11
That's that's different. See, we have to.
03:20:13
Let's dirt. We have intimate.
03:20:16
What's all.
03:20:20
Their difference in dirt and soil.
03:20:23
Yeah.
03:20:24
Soil is dark and nutrient based.
03:20:26
And dirt is just dirt.
03:20:29
I think while
03:20:32
all soil might be dirt, not all
03:20:34
dirt is soil.
03:20:38
No dirt.
03:20:38
And so another same thing.
03:20:40
So as a living complex ecosystem filled with minerals, water,
03:20:43
air, organic matter and micro organisms that actually support plant life,
03:20:49
dirt is a displacing dead or disorganized
03:20:53
mineral fragments like sand, silt and
03:20:58
fucking in.
03:21:03
I can't believe we.
03:21:04
So if I were to dig a them, it's
03:21:06
going to be soil.
03:21:10
I mean dirt.
03:21:12
Oh, I missed I missed one video.
03:21:14
It's all just not green.
03:21:18
Interesting.
03:21:19
What a nice little treat.
03:21:21
Would you like a little treat.
03:21:22
I have a little treat for you.
03:21:24
Bring me a sandwich. Okay. Well here
03:21:28
that for me.
03:21:31
Let's talk innovation okay.
03:21:33
I fucking like it.
03:21:33
Oh you I fucking love you know
03:21:36
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03:21:37
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restaurant has opened, complete with burger flipping bots.
03:21:45
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03:22:00
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03:22:07
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03:22:11
Then watch the robots work.
03:22:13
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03:22:16
We can't get enough people to come out to work on fryers and grills.
03:22:20
They're dangerous jobs.
03:22:21
And this, automation help solve a lot of those issues I have.
03:22:25
So 62% of restaurants report being understaffed.
03:22:29
Industry experts say most of those unfilled jobs could be done by robots.
03:22:46
That's it.
03:22:49
I think we've reached the end of another show.
03:22:52
We don't want to talk about the Candace Owens Andrew
03:22:55
Wilson debate that was just completely played out.
03:22:59
There was a debate about what
03:23:02
she's saying, a bunch of shit spouting out.
03:23:04
We're just asking questions,
03:23:05
which she's really accusing the Jews and Erica Kirk of murdering her husband.
03:23:09
Yeah, yeah.
03:23:10
Ben Shapiro was, Andrew Wilson recently was, present.
03:23:14
Any evidence of that?
03:23:15
And you win. And she couldn't.
03:23:17
But then she got him on some gotcha where he didn't know all the charges.
03:23:20
So they say she won, I don't care.
03:23:23
Yeah, but even,
03:23:26
Yeah, it was a bench.
03:23:27
Brewer was shitting on Joe Rogan because Joe Rogan had made a comment going.
03:23:31
I'm starting to, like, believe Candace Owens is,
03:23:36
And it's like, dude, are you that stupid?
03:23:38
And like, you have a big audience and you're really going
03:23:40
to, like, make, you know.
03:23:42
Yeah, well, it's completely plausible.
03:23:44
There's no evidence
03:23:47
that's been released.
03:23:47
She thinks she's claiming she has some things,
03:23:49
but you can make any plausible.
03:23:51
Yeah. I'm not saying I'm not.
03:23:53
I'm a I'm a kind of person that doesn't discount any possibility.
03:23:58
I'm one of those weird people that believes in energy
03:24:00
changing and transferring to something else at the end of life.
03:24:04
So what the fuck? Yeah.
03:24:05
Don't believe me?
03:24:06
So I did some fucked up
03:24:09
thinking a very similar shit.
03:24:14
So we've talked about it before, but, And I don't want to get into
03:24:17
too much detail, but, my cousin
03:24:20
that was murdered.
03:24:24
Again or the same.
03:24:26
No more that. No.
03:24:27
The previous one that was more than likely is, it's always the person closest to.
03:24:33
And so his wife running the story is that he was murdered.
03:24:40
Is, His
03:24:46
wife called his mom.
03:24:50
The woman who cut my hair
03:24:54
from, like, as long as I can remember
03:24:56
to about high school age.
03:25:05
Was was
03:25:06
there called his mom to come over because he wouldn't.
03:25:11
He was, he was not leaving the garage.
03:25:14
I don't know, I got I'm in the house and he's in the I don't know,
03:25:18
I don't know what the story is there, but
03:25:22
she's, like, doesn't want to go out in the garage
03:25:24
and I'm assuming find him dead.
03:25:27
Right.
03:25:29
And so parents come over and find him dead
03:25:33
and he's got some shit written on them, which
03:25:37
speculation was like he wrote, I don't know,
03:25:40
he was murdered or they deemed it.
03:25:42
The coroner deemed it a suicide, even though they also claim that
03:25:46
there was some evidence that was kind of botched on the scene by the police
03:25:51
in Shelby fucking Township, literally like.
03:25:56
I don't know.
03:25:57
And so her oddball behavior after the fact was very odd.
03:26:02
She had talked to some dude that she was
03:26:09
had a relationship with that that just says a friendship
03:26:12
he wanted, like something more out of it.
03:26:14
But because he had like try to you could see like messaging.
03:26:17
He'd come in and all over opposed and shedding like jello, like,
03:26:20
I want to fuck you, but not saying without saying it, you know,
03:26:23
like dudes, like, you know, we speak that language checks might not see that,
03:26:27
but it's like, that's literally what he's saying without saying it.
03:26:31
But she was all like, literally like two, three days after it happened.
03:26:34
She's all like, he's like, oh, it's, you know, whatever.
03:26:39
And she's like, oh, he wasn't that type of man.
03:26:41
He wasn't like he was. She was basically kind of like shitting on him.
03:26:43
Like literally several days after, leading up to the,
03:26:50
Christmas holiday,
03:26:52
his funeral was on literally the Christmas Eve.
03:26:55
We for we'd always have Christmas Eve party is at our cousin's house,
03:27:00
and we all go there every single year for as long as I can remember.
03:27:05
And,
03:27:08
So, like, it was like a somber moment for us.
03:27:11
The closest thing
03:27:14
was, on Christmas Day, his grandfather had passed away,
03:27:19
which was, my God, mother's husband,
03:27:22
maybe like six years prior to.
03:27:25
And that was like a very somber holiday.
03:27:27
But we it never deterred us from getting together
03:27:31
except Covid.
03:27:34
But we got together every holiday, even
03:27:36
including this one, except for Covid.
03:27:40
Fuck you, Fauci.
03:27:41
But so
03:27:44
I watched your posts.
03:27:45
I seen her posts like, like games that they were going to play at the holidays.
03:27:50
And I'm just like, this is so weird that she's like, like her husband just died.
03:27:53
Like, why is she posting fun game?
03:27:55
Like, oh, she's tagging the oh, let's play this game.
03:27:58
And I was just like, I don't know.
03:27:59
She's just trying to escape or like and then literally like,
03:28:02
we go to the funeral, we leave and we go home and we're like,
03:28:06
just we go or we go to our Christmas party.
03:28:08
And it's literally not a party.
03:28:09
Is is we're all just kind of sitting around like, you know, it's very somber.
03:28:13
You know, obviously there's like a weird tenor in the air.
03:28:16
You go to her Facebook page and it's like they're playing literally
03:28:18
the games that she was going, oh, they I found this game on.
03:28:22
Like they're literally playing the games and having fun. And it's like
03:28:25
there's like a million posts that I could point to
03:28:27
that are on my old phone that I still need to pull, got water
03:28:31
damage and I need to pull pictures from it from some source.
03:28:34
I need to take it to some company a little whatever.
03:28:38
But, long story short, I, I,
03:28:41
you know, enough time has gone by, and I, one of my, Facebook accounts,
03:28:47
you know, I messaged her in the past about, like, you know, kind of like,
03:28:50
like, sort of like I know what you did last summer, like, sort of like,
03:28:54
not exactly saying what is happening, but just kind of like going, oh,
03:28:58
to see if she bites, to see, like, you know, like, oh, yeah.
03:29:01
What are you talking about? You know,
03:29:05
and she did that
03:29:08
and she started entertaining
03:29:12
what I was saying, and it was very fucking weird
03:29:15
because I, I kept telling her, I'm like, I can't believe that you're even having
03:29:18
this conversation with me.
03:29:20
Instead of just going, fuck you like.
03:29:23
And she kept like it was it was really weird.
03:29:26
And I kept telling her about this particular, this particular comment
03:29:30
she made at the time I told her about those instances,
03:29:33
I told her that I had screenshots from like a year.
03:29:36
I was screenshotting her Facebook page of all this.
03:29:38
Just watching this shit that just seemed so out of place
03:29:43
and I was just like, I, I'm like, I watch plenty of shit.
03:29:46
She's like, I do too.
03:29:47
I'm trying to get the detective to, you know, I'm
03:29:50
I'm still working with detectives to get blah,
03:29:52
blah, blah, blah, blah, but it's like, bitch,
03:29:54
you're the one who told her his sister that you like.
03:29:59
I'm like, you asked about like, I try to be cryptic, like
03:30:02
not revealing exactly who I was because this is a fake book account.
03:30:08
But I'm like, you know, you tried to push it as a suicide,
03:30:11
but then you were also asking, like, within the like within the first
03:30:14
like two weeks about fucking, life insurance money.
03:30:19
And it's like I she's like, well, I'm not after money.
03:30:23
I'm like, no, it's not that you're after money.
03:30:25
It's that that that's where your mindset was.
03:30:28
It's at that you were like, oh, he's dead.
03:30:30
Oh my God, what am I going to do?
03:30:32
You were like already moved on.
03:30:34
And it's that's like literally what I was trying to fucking like like,
03:30:37
you know what I mean?
03:30:38
Like, you know, in your head you're just like, hey, you know,
03:30:41
a windfall versus just like, you know, oh my God, you know?
03:30:45
And I felt bad.
03:30:46
I told her that I, you know, I feel bad about what I'm doing, but at the same time
03:30:50
I go, it's always the person closest to.
03:30:53
And like nothing else makes sense.
03:30:56
And she's like, oh, there was this other chick that she blah, blah blah.
03:30:59
And I'm like, I'm like, no, I'm like, there's there's nothing.
03:31:03
Oh, he had no enemies there, nothing else makes sense.
03:31:06
And then I told her, I'm like, look,
03:31:08
whether it's you or not, I still think it's you just.
03:31:12
And I just let it go.
03:31:13
And I haven't even looked at it yet,
03:31:14
and I'm pretty sure she's she hasn't blocked that account at all.
03:31:19
You would think that you would.
03:31:21
You know, I mean,
03:31:23
she it's open.
03:31:24
I can still see how you like.
03:31:27
It's fucking weird.
03:31:29
And I know that I in my heart of hearts, I.
03:31:36
Yeah.
03:31:37
There is enough in my that I watch my.
03:31:40
My girlfriend was along for the ride as well.
03:31:44
I presented the shit to my mom
03:31:48
and our our and like the information got kind of passed along.
03:31:52
She's not friends with any of our family members on Facebook anymore.
03:31:55
Like she's not it.
03:31:58
And I don't know what their sentiment is or how their relationship has progressed,
03:32:04
but all I know is what I've seen and it's it's
03:32:08
been an odd.
03:32:11
It's been extremely at.
03:32:15
No time I was doing that.
03:32:17
I was also going, okay, Candace Owens,
03:32:21
Erica Kirk,
03:32:23
am I doing the same thing?
03:32:25
Like literally
03:32:26
as I was having this conversation, that's what was going through my head.
03:32:31
Judge me.
03:32:32
Go ahead.
03:32:32
Do you feel like it?
03:32:39
Do you feel like there's a similarity there?
03:32:41
Like, go ahead and like you're you're just hearing, like, my opinion of it,
03:32:44
but go ahead and harshly judge me if you want.
03:32:47
Like I'm I'm open to it.
03:32:48
One of my secret sources, drew, I thought he was.
03:32:52
Anderson says
03:32:52
there's no evidence of a gun on the roof other than the unidentified man.
03:32:56
Yeah, no body cam in court with a pistol in hand.
03:33:00
Keep up.
03:33:00
I think she's been silent and identified.
03:33:02
Man, is she free to go?
03:33:04
Why are you free to leave his garage?
03:33:06
Nothing else is going on.
03:33:07
And then she couldn't to go check on him.
03:33:10
She had to call her parents to find out the evidence,
03:33:14
which is what typically they try to do. They don't want to be.
03:33:16
They want to be slightly disassociated with the discovery.
03:33:21
So they try to bring a third party in to go.
03:33:24
Oh, and then, oh, you know, like, oh, of my daughter the whole time.
03:33:29
Why wouldn't you want to go in your own garage, which is literally a
03:33:32
it's a detached garage, but it's like a literally a four foot walk
03:33:37
from door to door.
03:33:43
And you lived in Shelby Township
03:33:45
and and y'all were.
03:33:49
Well, off, you know, like,
03:33:50
not super well off, but upper middle class, like,
03:33:56
like, you know, I'm.
03:33:56
And I'm like,
03:33:59
I think that everyone has enemies.
03:34:02
People that drive on the road, roads like that road rage.
03:34:06
I mean, like,
03:34:07
again, just like officers arresting,
03:34:11
being attacked is at the whim of attackers if they want to attack you.
03:34:15
I mean, everyone has enemies. Yeah.
03:34:18
Did you do it?
03:34:18
I don't know, no, but I felt bad.
03:34:22
I did that, but at the same time, I felt compelled to at least get that off
03:34:26
my chest because that's been.
03:34:28
And I kind of want to go back to it to see what her
03:34:31
follow up is, because I there's no way that she didn't message back.
03:34:34
And because literally, I messenger that.
03:34:39
I forget exactly.
03:34:41
I don't even want to look at it.
03:34:41
But she she had like we had a, we had like one slight back and forth
03:34:47
and then she messaged me again in the morning
03:34:50
like she redressed it until told me about
03:34:54
how she couldn't sleep last night and how like, oh, it's my fault.
03:34:58
Like she wanted to have this weird relationship conversation with her sexual.
03:35:02
It was fucking.
03:35:04
It was fucking weird.
03:35:06
If if someone had accused me of like, weird
03:35:09
as my grandma, I would literally go fuck off.
03:35:13
No, the fact that you're literally, like, trying to sympathize
03:35:15
with someone who's accusing you of something
03:35:17
when you don't even know who they are, and they're using.
03:35:21
My Facebook account,
03:35:23
I'm using a picture of a retarded dude
03:35:26
who he's a whatever, I don't I gotta say the association,
03:35:30
but I sort of know the guy.
03:35:32
I know him, but actually directly.
03:35:34
But no, I interrupt him when he looks younger,
03:35:38
looks fucking retarded, even though he's like, retarded.
03:35:40
Anyway,
03:35:43
and I literally have in the fucking description
03:35:46
that this is a fake account of like, I'm like, hey, this is like,
03:35:49
this is for fodder.
03:35:49
Like, I like anonymity and like, I'm just making
03:35:53
jokes, like, literally, this is just a fake account
03:35:56
and you don't know how many people go, oh, you got a stupid covered banner?
03:36:00
I'm like, did you read the rest of the account?
03:36:02
Because even I have posts to myself, I only the the wall that I have,
03:36:06
like the, the profile I have shared is literally
03:36:10
my own self talking to myself, calling myself fake.
03:36:15
So you asked if you were like Candice.
03:36:16
So do you think that the Jews did it?
03:36:20
Yeah.
03:36:22
Do you think that Erika Kirk may have
03:36:25
I sorry, who?
03:36:26
This is your cousin.
03:36:26
That's the relation.
03:36:31
Or as Gary would say, was your cousin.
03:36:33
Because he doesn't exist anymore.
03:36:34
Yeah, I guess, like, someone could look at me and go like, okay, that's
03:36:37
kind of like evil or fucked up for you to do.
03:36:40
And I get that.
03:36:41
And I didn't feel good about it,
03:36:43
because if she is innocent, that's a terrible fucking thing to do.
03:36:48
If people do strange things like in mourning or after any,
03:36:52
I don't think there's any weird way to act after that.
03:36:55
There's no way to for her to say, oh, next week, no,
03:36:58
but she our family members don't cremate.
03:37:01
We don't we don't do cremation.
03:37:05
And she had them cremated.
03:37:06
And it was like very soon after.
03:37:08
Like, it's not like like if you're like, oh,
03:37:10
oh, I'm still going with the detective.
03:37:12
And it's like, I'm trying to find out information.
03:37:14
And it's like, if you were concerned, why did you ever have him cremated?
03:37:18
Is the is the garage all cement on the bottom?
03:37:21
No, I have no idea.
03:37:22
I want one I kind of want to drive by the house.
03:37:25
I've never done it.
03:37:26
I've been wanting to. That was a Charlie Kirk comment.
03:37:28
Because they cemented over the entire crime scene.
03:37:32
Yeah, that's a weird thing too.
03:37:34
But I mean, for a little bit of levity and,
03:37:38
that whole shit hitting like a necklace
03:37:41
and like that all kind of makes sense.
03:37:46
But fucking I was like, it's so weird that it's got to be this weird.
03:37:50
This shit is not condone, but it's got to be this weird fluke fucking like
03:37:56
it's a cross.
03:37:57
And it killed him.
03:37:57
The cross killed him. No.
03:38:04
Yeah, I thought it was.
03:38:04
It hit a.
03:38:08
No, don't don't show it.
03:38:11
No, no.
03:38:12
Yeah.
03:38:13
In episode 42, Gary half jokingly claims he's mostly Jewish and considers
03:38:18
getting circumcised, then immediately tells a terrible Holocaust
03:38:22
joke about fitting Jews into a car.
03:38:25
Where does he say they will all fit?
03:38:27
In the glove box, the ashtray, the trunk or the backseat?
03:38:33
I'm going to guess it's the trunk.
03:38:35
I mean, I'm sorry, it's the glove, but I mean, it's the back seat.
03:38:45
Where are you going?
03:38:45
To pull up a disgusting video or not?
03:38:51
And I'm sure I have a couple.
03:38:52
I have a temple video on evidence of the. What?
03:38:55
I was just saying, but I'm also trying to find it while holding my purse back
03:39:00
because I want to find it first before I got to be on the road at 645.
03:39:05
For me on a Tuesday.
03:39:08
Why would you do that to you?
03:39:09
So it just worked out.
03:39:11
Ambra, I know.
03:39:15
Four and a half is the magic number.
03:39:18
So two things.
03:39:21
He did stand up and walk out, but he walked right back in.
03:39:23
So it's really not that dramatic.
03:39:25
The thing I want to point out is the guy's hand.
03:39:27
You're going to sit here and tell me that we're way more polarized,
03:39:30
and then Alexander
03:39:32
Hamilton and Aaron Burr, who, like, shot each other with their disagreements.
03:39:35
You're going to I was Aaron Jackson who was the sitting.
03:39:37
You don't have a conversation where he's going to be not
03:39:41
shot in the shot in the chest twice.
03:39:42
People can look this up.
03:39:43
There's 42, a cold civil war or some kind of academics just love you.
03:39:47
It was to you again? Yeah.
03:39:49
First time you talked about this was in 2019.
03:39:52
So it's been quite a while before that. Actually it was.
03:39:54
I've never called for Civil War or not calling for.
03:39:56
I'm sorry. Said that we're important of of civil war.
03:39:59
And what was the citation I had for when I said that I love you?
03:40:02
It was the Atlantic. Okay.
03:40:03
And it was a journalist who interviewed several national security experts who said
03:40:07
that there is a range of opinions in the national security space,
03:40:09
that the US is trending towards a civil war, notably
03:40:12
that when you when you cite people
03:40:13
like Stephen Marshall, journalist, as well as Barbara Walters, former CIA,
03:40:16
the US academics describe the period that we're in as civil strife.
03:40:20
Meaning there's a
03:40:21
there's a criteria of death that has occurred for political reasons
03:40:24
over the past year or years, for which the next phase would be civil war.
03:40:28
However, tracking well make my point tracking towards it.
03:40:32
I've not said that it will happen,
03:40:34
although there have been many people who have said that
03:40:36
we are in a cold civil war or some kind of cultural civil war,
03:40:39
I always, always caveat because I don't actually have
03:40:43
that exact nature that actually, first of all, you do have strong position.
03:40:46
If you've been saying this since 2019,
03:40:49
people can look this up.
03:40:50
There's 42 of your titles that have the word Civil War
03:40:54
in it.
03:40:58
Based on that, first of all, you do have.
03:41:03
I'm pretty sure if you've been saying this since 2019,
03:41:06
there's really.
03:41:10
People can look this up.
03:41:11
There's 42 of your titles that have the words Civil War in it.
03:41:16
He's moving too fast.
03:41:17
So that's kind of a shot of it from the back fonts on the front.
03:41:21
I sure do. So why is that? It's sensationalist.
03:41:23
It's easy to get clicks on that.
03:41:24
There's a reason why you say it because it's very profitable for your business.
03:41:28
Not nice.
03:41:28
But there's like we have 1600 episodes of Just Air.
03:41:31
There comes a point where people start taking predictions.
03:41:35
Are you gonna make an argument or are you mad at me?
03:41:36
Foot hand joke? I'm not mad at you.
03:41:37
Okay, then let's make an argument about whether or not we are tracking.
03:41:40
No no no no no no no no no.
03:41:41
If you're making an argument you don't like my thumbnails or you don't,
03:41:44
you shouldn't say my name.
03:41:45
I'm not saying that you say bullshit in order to get money.
03:41:48
But let me ask you.
03:41:49
Let me ask you the predictions. Let me ask you.
03:41:50
Let me ask you a question.
03:41:51
You can I will agree with you that there's increased polarization.
03:41:53
I would attribute a lot of that to people being specifically online.
03:41:56
Let me ask, I don't interaction with people that are in different.
03:42:00
Can let me ask you a question.
03:42:01
You're going to
03:42:01
sit here and tell me that this guy just will not let go of the upper hand.
03:42:05
We're way more polarized and in Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr, who, like, shot
03:42:10
each other with their agreements, you're going to I was Joe Jackson.
03:42:13
Who's the sitting you join in the conversation.
03:42:15
Are you going to be not Aaron Danielson shot and shot in the chest twice.
03:42:19
Sorry. Why was Aaron Danielson shot in chat?
03:42:21
I'm just disagreeing that political violence is taking place.
03:42:24
When you say Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr.
03:42:26
But I want to ask you a question about an assassination.
03:42:28
You, you, you and you defer where you can say that.
03:42:31
Let me ask you a question every year, and it doesn't happen.
03:42:34
I never said that has happened yet. Let me ask you question.
03:42:36
It does happen. You say, see, I've had it all. Let me ask you a question.
03:42:38
Same thing as like the here's a question.
03:42:41
If the rapture is coming every ten years,
03:42:43
when it doesn't happen, do you want to show up?
03:42:45
You want to get your soapbox. It's really I can leave you
03:42:47
no matter what you do.
03:42:48
I makes it really easy to do it for you.
03:42:50
This is like the biggest thing.
03:42:52
Like, this is like
03:42:54
between the two biggest things in the room.
03:42:57
Like what's happening where the.
03:43:00
Yeah, he just pulled out a beanie and put it on his head.
03:43:02
So it's obviously entertainment.
03:43:03
And he just pulled it out or he's was wearing the whole time.
03:43:06
What's wrong with his at hand? No, no, he he just pulled it out.
03:43:08
He had it in his oh I don't know his hand look fucked up.
03:43:12
What was that?
03:43:13
You look you and you both look like this.
03:43:14
They look like brothers.
03:43:16
Let me ask you a sees him.
03:43:18
They're both just as gay.
03:43:19
And as he gets a little.
03:43:21
Look, he's got a little baby toe on his hand.
03:43:23
Oh, he's got a weird hand.
03:43:24
Two nose. And now that's the same, same guy.
03:43:28
He's just.
03:43:28
He literally somehow he pulls a beanie out with it.
03:43:31
Does he have a hand that looks like that? No, I never
03:43:35
yeah.
03:43:35
That's his. Oh he's got it.
03:43:36
Okay. That's his hands.
03:43:38
My bad ass happened yet.
03:43:41
Let me ask you, if it does happen. You say it's not.
03:43:43
You call it the word.
03:43:44
The same thing as, like, freeze frame or something like you like
03:43:47
it was coming every ten years. Motion blur.
03:43:50
He's got little baby toes.
03:43:51
Anything like that.
03:43:53
That's. You only get yours. So it's really.
03:43:54
I can leave you no matter what you do.
03:43:57
I mean, it really easy to do what you do.
03:43:59
Like you literally just say civil war is happening here.
03:44:04
Civil war, it's happening next year.
03:44:05
It's coming because he put the beanie on.
03:44:07
Now he's marking him.
03:44:08
And make sure you subscribe to him to continue
03:44:10
the civil War is happening next year to you to follow us on.
03:44:13
What is he doing with it?
03:44:14
It's easy to do it, you know bro.
03:44:16
All right.
03:44:17
Well, we can just man loved up bruh.
03:44:22
What a
03:44:23
macho like.
03:44:25
Oh he's like nothing like grabbing his crotch with his nub.
03:44:27
Like he's all like,
03:44:30
fuck you bruh.
03:44:32
And for returning,
03:44:35
no one has actually had a debate yet.
03:44:37
Are we going to actually talk about whether I will I will not happen.
03:44:39
I mean.
03:44:44
Yeah.
03:44:45
That's everything I got.
03:44:47
Oh, it was a fire in my garage.
03:44:53
I can hit it.
03:44:55
Can we get much higher? So,
03:45:00
oh, come on up, bro.
03:45:04
Oh, we got a ton.
03:45:08
Can we get much higher?
03:45:10
So I.
03:45:13
0000.
03:45:19
Can we get us.
03:45:21
Oh, I00000.
03:45:36
Oh again.
03:45:40
Every lawyer other than Lionel Medium, Baron Coleman.
03:45:43
We're going to raid another lawyer.
03:45:44
Just in case you didn't get enough with the lawyer.
03:45:46
Knuckle dragging retards.
03:45:47
I know I've been dealing with a lawyer myself.
03:45:51
Actually, I think they're just, like, slightly, but whatever.
03:45:54
Indirectly.
03:45:54
Lawyer property guys who who's done criminal.
03:45:58
No, no.
03:45:58
Yeah.
03:45:59
But, my, Oh, friends, this is really fucking good.
03:46:02
Case closed. Good.
03:46:03
Probable. Come on.
03:46:04
Somebody did give me some advice about your neighbor.
03:46:07
Holy shit.
03:46:08
In Michigan, there is a 15 year good case.
03:46:11
I forgot what they call it, but if they set precedent for 15 years.
03:46:14
So, like. No, they live there.
03:46:16
After you turn native theory.
03:46:17
No. Doesn't matter when you moved in, but it's
03:46:20
if they've established the property for 15 years, they might be stalling
03:46:23
to reach that 15 year mark and laid it out somewhere.
03:46:25
It doesn't matter.
03:46:26
It's it's a it's your property, by the way.
03:46:30
Well it's a that's the blind side of the property.
03:46:33
So blanket
03:46:35
it's not
03:46:35
like it's a, agreed upon situation that we like the neighbors on this side.
03:46:41
They're knit.
03:46:42
The property line is actually slightly different than what they mow.
03:46:45
And where there's trees that this previous house planted, you're not.
03:46:50
And we're not going to tell them that because they know that
03:46:52
and they're happy with it. And we mow this and we're happy with it.
03:46:55
And those trees are planted and everyone's been happy with it.
03:46:57
So that is actually a legal precedent that has been set at the back side.
03:47:02
There's actually a blind side that they've been eating away at the woods
03:47:05
to where this property is not privy to on a regular basis.
03:47:09
Number one.
03:47:10
Number two, it's also an easement in a right of way,
03:47:13
which is number two, this property is number two.
03:47:16
And the blind guard myself, sometimes you can't
03:47:20
away roadway slash easement.
03:47:23
I see the nutritional value
03:47:24
in that sense of oh I've been taking care of this property.
03:47:28
It is a no go with easement or the right of way for the utility.
03:47:32
So there is utility poles there, and that is what designates the property line.
03:47:37
And if you go back to the aerial photography of the area
03:47:41
back to the 1940s, which is as far back now,
03:47:44
the narrative city allows you to go back with their aerial photography.
03:47:48
You can see that there is a hard designation line,
03:47:50
even with the farmland all the way back then.
03:47:54
So hopefully fuck off.
03:47:56
Still, the line doesn't matter if they can keep no, they can over
03:48:00
and have the encroachment. Basically.
03:48:02
You know, it is a very you cannot do that with the right of way.
03:48:07
I am so confident in this that it's embarrassing in a utility
03:48:10
right of way, or the blind side of someone else's property there for sure.
03:48:14
The question you cannot unknowingly bogan part of their property slowly
03:48:19
throughout the years. You don't get by if it's on the back end.
03:48:21
Like you could do that with anyone with no property,
03:48:24
first degree murder and they don't need to.
03:48:25
You can just go, oh, let me slowly. Well, I've been taking care of it.
03:48:28
Oh, they didn't know.
03:48:29
And it's like, well, I don't go all the way
03:48:31
to the end of those fucking 15 acres of property I have all the time.
03:48:34
You don't need, like a bare hope is to get rid of.
03:48:37
And you could do that with anything.
03:48:39
Then they get rid of the.
03:48:40
Yeah.
03:48:40
Now. Yeah.
03:48:41
They have leverage to then you can't leave.
03:48:44
That's what the laws are for to have a role in 40 years.
03:48:49
If it's not, you know, it's just someone who we're pitching our audience to.
03:48:52
They can't.
03:48:53
Yeah.
03:48:54
They want to get rid of the aggravating
03:48:55
because instead of going for death penalty.
03:48:57
Okay, so I was looking
03:48:59
I know I haven't really found definitive evidence for 40 years.
03:49:02
Oh no, I've seen speculation or what years old.
03:49:05
Maybe he can get out the bullet that's there.
03:49:08
That's their win condition
03:49:10
and hence something in reflected upward, which is why is just do it.
03:49:14
What was it used? Did we want to.
03:49:15
Yeah I saw it I don't
03:49:17
I can't find it exactly but it was, it was the fact that the bullet hit.
03:49:21
You can't go in and say that, you know, you could see his chain.
03:49:25
There was a chain that breaks there down his neck as the bullet hits.
03:49:30
So you can see the chain again.
03:49:31
Two pieces like, or at least one piece of the chain doesn't know what it means.
03:49:36
And his chest pops out.
03:49:38
What it is is.
03:49:39
And the speculation in that video, which I was trying to find, like
03:49:43
the jury where I was looking at,
03:49:45
where I was looking at the video and that they'll listen with the fact
03:49:47
that there was speculation, was it anything else is going to
03:49:50
it is the only necklace he was wearing was across the fringe.
03:49:53
That and they're not bringing chain.
03:49:55
I'm gonna blame it cause it to reflect upward.
03:49:58
Which then is why it didn't do why
03:50:01
it reflected their lost momentum also.
03:50:04
Then chain trajectory, which doesn't make sense.
03:50:07
The trajectory of the bullet
03:50:10
can cause it to reflect upward.
03:50:13
Which then is why it didn't get it.
03:50:15
See they're talking about because they're lost momentum also.
03:50:19
Then change trajectory which it doesn't do that
03:50:23
and realize how much of yelling is it in smearing?
03:50:27
I'm not right up on the mic.
03:50:28
I feel like I have to yell, listen to yours!
03:50:31
Candace needs to listen to herself smearing
03:50:35
the man accused, hearing her murdering your husband, hearing him,
03:50:39
everybody smearing him like a clearing in and near the queer randomly accused
03:50:44
the guy very credibly accused.
03:50:48
What do you think they're going to do?
03:50:50
You think they're going to cross-examine Erica Kirk
03:50:54
aggressively in Utah?
03:50:57
You think they're going to cross-examine the white,
03:51:01
pretty blond woman?
03:51:05
They'll get you to stand in front of smearing.
03:51:08
And it would be totally unfunny, almost guaranteed.
03:51:12
Murdered her husband in front of everybody and left her two kids
03:51:16
without their father.
03:51:17
Do you think the court wants to?
03:51:19
He's like Miss Kirk, how dare you think
03:51:23
the jury is going to be like, oh my gosh, I can't believe she wasn't.
03:51:26
She wasn't nicer to Tyler Robinson.
03:51:28
What do you think will happen?
03:51:31
How do you think this is going to go?
03:51:34
I can't find the video I saw,
03:51:36
but they literally had the same emotion and you got to appreciate it.
03:51:39
Like Candace, it was also when the.
03:51:43
And then right before the fucking shoot shirt pops out, there is a break.
03:51:48
There was a we don't know by going
03:51:52
that you can see one end of this,
03:51:53
but not the other video of anyone on the roof with a rifle.
03:51:55
Why are you it's like okay, that this video is but I guess.
03:51:59
Right, like, well, there's there's newer like way, way more higher.
03:52:05
Okay. Let's see. What do you talking about.
03:52:07
How do you not know this.
03:52:09
You know, you're saying I need a remake.
03:52:10
You know, I mean, back in the.
03:52:12
No. You know, I don't even think it's public.
03:52:14
Yeah. You out. It'll be out for the trial.
03:52:16
Under the facts. You said edited the biggest fan.
03:52:19
And I always
03:52:22
read Glenn Beck's daughters.
03:52:25
Daughter is an her.
03:52:27
She was there
03:52:29
when I aggravated anger.
03:52:31
Vader in this kind of aggregator in the context I was talking about how
03:52:34
I don't have a color and aggravate her.
03:52:36
I would just say she's either in for or misinform, you know what I mean?
03:52:40
Like, it's like her.
03:52:42
If she believes that, isn't that everybody complicit in anything?
03:52:45
You don't say that. Oh, wait. It's are you saying that you think.
03:52:48
No, because some people are. Just don't believe that. Just.
03:52:50
They just want to cause trouble.
03:52:52
Other people have, like, I feel like these are righteous, you know?
03:52:56
She's like, I don't believe that.
03:52:58
It gets to gauge that. She believed it. She was just saying
03:53:02
agitate.
03:53:03
What are we talking about?
03:53:04
And again, why is she talking?
03:53:07
So people use agitation as a tactic.
03:53:09
But she's sitting here so they're only following her.
03:53:12
Erica Kirk believe people don't give a shit like Charlie Kirk. Why?
03:53:16
If Gary was here, he would say, that in episode 42 people,
03:53:21
he opened the show by recommending a social movement
03:53:26
that everyone treat the next few strangers as if they were.
03:53:29
What?
03:53:32
I'm not sure how much I can help.
03:53:36
Is it future podcast guests?
03:53:38
Potential enemies? Distant relatives?
03:53:41
No. No, or close personal friend? No.
03:53:47
No. No.
03:53:53
No. No
03:53:55
no no
03:53:59
no no
03:54:01
I don't
03:54:03
I don't know
03:54:06
I don't know no.
03:54:10
Oh what the hell I, you.
03:54:14
No no no.
03:54:17
Oh no.
03:54:19
Well you.
03:54:24
See that?
03:54:27
No. What
03:54:30
I like a lot.
03:54:34
I do, I absolutely do.
03:54:36
No. Yeah.
03:54:40
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.