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What is normal?
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You know
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what is normal?
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And what is normal?
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Did it start?
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Motherfucker logged me out.
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Check and see if you're rolling.
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And give me a minute.
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Okay.
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My roll, however,
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make the most sense.
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Are those not?
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Four. Three.
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Two. One.
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You just better start sniffing your own subjugation, Jack,
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because it's just you against your tattered libido.
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The bank, the mortician, forever, man.
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And it wouldn't be luck if you could get out of life alive.
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That doesn't even make sense.
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Get out of the life alive.
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What does that even mean?
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What is normal?
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What is abnormal?
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What is normalcy?
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I know when I'm leaving.
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I like to be guided to another world.
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Poll after poll.
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Again.
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We'll.
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I view that sunset.
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I fight to find the light.
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It's dark Monday, 10 p.m. eastern.
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Cause I don't want to leave you the cushion.
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Unflattering.
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Because you don't know if I'm in my underwear.
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Under my white lab coats. I.
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So let's go there.
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Let's spark the vein.
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Come on. Let's go there.
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Let's ask is that they share?
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Shall we get much higher up?
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To a place away.
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Red eye, you see.
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How can we get much higher?
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To a place of.
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We all see. We do.
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Although I would like to have all my stash.
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The beige.
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Hey, it helps me to appreciate not starting
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a Leo dance in those clouds.
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Whoa, whoa.
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For my friend, I sacrifice all these rounds.
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If I can make the world in my buds the same.
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The only difference is we'd invite Roy to come.
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I'm gonna call you, so let's go there.
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Monday, 10 p.m.
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eastern.
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Let's go there.
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Let's ask, is that they chest?
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Yeah.
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We get much higher up.
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To a blaze away.
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Red. I see.
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Shall we get much
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fire up
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to a place?
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We'll see. We.
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Ain't.
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Up. I feel like I could rant for the very first time.
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We gotta get Taco Bell back up.
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I am I baked enough to take this round
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and make it my set up.
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I am, I baked enough to take these rounds
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and make it mine.
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Hey, hey.
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Can we get much fire?
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To a place
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where red I see.
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Can we get much higher.
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To a place
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we oh see we
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can we get much high?
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Does anyone have a light?
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Oh, can we get your high unstuck to the cushion. Man.
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Hey, to a place
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we all see. We.
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Yeah.
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Pass the chips.
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Can we get much higher?
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Wake. What was I saying?
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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It's just a scripted comedy show.
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These guys are not experts, doctors,
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lawyers, therapists, or even particularly well-adjusted.
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Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm,
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or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people events is purely coincidental and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage,
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cognitive dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment,
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or sudden urge to start a cult who are discretion is advised,
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especially if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show. It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from HR will be hearing about this.
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By the way. Hi Dave.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing,
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or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
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And. Phone.
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I'm reminded of
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my favorite self-deprecating joke.
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The ladies find me creepy.
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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What I mean by that is, of course,
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most people think I'm weird, and, That's fine.
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It fits me like a glove.
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And,
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I do things
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intentionally to, I don't know, it's seeking attention.
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Probably, but
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it's more amusing than blending in.
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Being a wallflower.
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And so
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you're probably wondering where I'm going with this normal thing.
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That there are two,
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two sides to the coin, and, we'll take them both on.
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I'm going straight forward at it.
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Taking in a normal manner.
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Normal
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means, fits in
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or doesn't stand out or
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it's not that
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big of a stretch to say uninteresting or boring.
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So these aren't great leaps I'm taking.
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These were small hops that I just took to get from normal.
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There are three sides to a coin.
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One is just very thin. It,
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the phrase
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non-player character NPC comes to mind.
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Here's the thing about NPCs.
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When you meet people
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and you get to know them,
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you will quickly determine
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there are no NPCs.
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Oddly enough,
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although normal would imply
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the vast majority of people are like this,
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nobody I have found or met or gotten to know
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is normal.
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The the
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the term sheeple, the people that follow
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and buy the narrative hook, line and sinker and watch the news
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and believe everything they hear and take the shots and get the,
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believe the narrative.
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Basically those.
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Normies.
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Don't interest me.
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But on the other hand,
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not making waves.
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Not cutting
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against the grain, going with the current,
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there's less friction, less resistance.
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But I'm still wondering what is normal.
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Everybody I've ever met is weird.
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I am.
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Let's see.
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What.
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What is normal?
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I've got a few tests.
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I like to go to the ice cream test.
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Get a container of Neapolitan ice cream.
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It's the one with the chocolate, the vanilla and the strawberry.
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In my household, the vanilla section is gone first.
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Oh, no.
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I sucked it down pretty hard.
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Is next.
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And when it's time to buy more Neapolitan ice cream, it's when we have
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the entire strawberry section still intact
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and the rest of the container is empty.
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So maybe we shouldn't be buying Neapolitan ice cream.
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Maybe we should just get a container of vanilla and a container of chocolate.
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Or do they make the 2 in 1?
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Or what we probably need
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is a big container of vanilla and a smaller container of chocolate.
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So there's that.
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I like to
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have something that I do every week.
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Yeah. This podcast is one of those things.
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I used to play Dungeons and Dragons every Sunday, but,
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the last time I had something,
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an hour that I would set aside every week,
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and I look this up, I thought it was like, ten years ago.
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Come to find out, it is exactly 20 years ago,
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the Thursday night NBC,
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primetime lineup included My Name is Earl and The Office.
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And I was when I was texting our buddy jug about it,
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I would type in office Earl because the the last letter of office
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and the first letter of Earl and say, and, and so it would be officer.
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That was in
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2006 and, that
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that was really the last time I really got into,
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just I would set a block of time aside.
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And it was when the thing aired and, actually soon
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after that, was,
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came up last week, Claire Bennett and Heroes.
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I did get into that show and watched it every week when it came out.
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Well,
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If you like.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm pretty nerdy, so,
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so if you follow the show, if you've ever watched this show,
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you might realize that, there is an aftershow.
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It's called the The Brady and George Show.
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And lately, I've been setting aside an hour every week
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where I catch up on my own show,
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and I watched The Brady Andor show.
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And so, this week I was masturbating to The Brady
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Indoor Show, and I found out that, a second
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American Civil War is imminent.
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I thought I found this concerning, but,
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it seemed that, Brady
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Drawer weren't as concerned about it as maybe they should have been. But.
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Maybe it's already in progress.
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Maybe. Okay.
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So that's where I get back to the sheeple.
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Now, the Illuminati,
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the theory here, this foil hat conspiracy theory, is that there are people
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that are pulling the strings, the the beyond the one percenters.
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These are the people that control things behind the curtains.
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And they
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guide civilization in a certain direction.
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And, according to their plan.
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And this is a hundred year plan.
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This is a whole civilization plan.
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Well, that seems a little farfetched.
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First,
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who plans for
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things beyond their lifetimes, because I don't.
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And so that these people controlling
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things would have to be controlling and planning.
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The the control of civilization
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beyond their lifetime into generations later.
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And it is
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difficult for a person to sit down and predict
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how certain social pressures
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are going to affect civilization as a whole,
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unless we are really that predictable.
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Well, technology is getting to the point where
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we're going to put artificial intelligence to work on this,
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and it will simulate entire civilizations
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and actually do
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solid predictions of how
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the masses will react to certain stimuli.
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It kind of reminds me,
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I again, I don't think I'm, I'm normal.
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I wouldn't mind if you called me normal, but I don't.
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I don't think that fits.
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But normies.
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Maybe I can get that to be my followers names.
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Well, regardless, I've always wanted a superpower, and I don't know how many people
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have dreamt of having superpowers,
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but I think we've got Arthur
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C Clarke to thank for.
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Technology it is.
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Should, reasonably represent.
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No, it's sufficiently advanced technology
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that would resemble magic.
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So, my my idea of the greatest superpower
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would be telekinesis.
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And as long as I don't have a brain fart, like I just had.
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Think about this.
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We've got electrodes that can, monitor.
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Pardon me if any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable
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from magic.
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And that was Arthur C Clarke.
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Correct.
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Okay, I got the the person.
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I didn't get the quote right, but regardless,
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I barely even got the C right.
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But check this out.
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Now introduce
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disciplinary collaboration, which is what I've been talking a lot about lately.
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You take the, the electrode taking the, the, monitoring your,
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your brainwaves so you can, so you can plug into a computer and think,
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you know, messages or signals
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to a computer and levitation is possible
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through, magnetism,
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some sort of propulsion system.
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There are there are ways to levitate things
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that are, you know, actually possible that not magic
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or, I don't know, there are magicians that have these
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fancy contraptions that that make things look like they're floating.
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So telekinesis is thinking something into levitating.
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So you combine the electrode thing to levitation technology,
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and you've literally, you literally have
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the superpower of telekinesis.
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So there's that.
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So I've got, So I did the ice cream.
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Boring.
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I love it in.
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Yeah,
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you love it.
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You levitate.
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You love on a tape.
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Okay.
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Well.
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The the narrative that I just
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find even more farfetched than the Illuminati think.
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Because now that's actually possible
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is 911.
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I'm sorry.
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It's.
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It just the narrative seems implausible.
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Roll the clip.
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Brady.
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Building seven,
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which was obviously a controlled demolition.
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Well, it's collapsed.
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Was announced on the BBC in England half an hour before it happened.
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No more on the latest building collapse in New York.
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You might have heard.
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A few moments ago
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I was talking about the Salomon Brothers building collapsing, and indeed it has.
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Apparently that's only a few hundred yards away from where the World Trade
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Center towers were, and it seems that this was not a result of a new attack.
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It was because the building had been weakened.
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Jane, what more can you tell us about the Salomon Brothers
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building and its collapse? Jane. You ignorant?
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Well, only really what you already know.
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Details are very, very sketchy.
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There's almost a sense down town in, New York behind me, down by the World
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Trade Centers of, just an area completely closed off building seven.
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I don't think that's how you say downtown.
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Tense down town in an.
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She put the wrong
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emphasis on the wrong syllable.
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So the emphasis on the wrong syllable.
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Gary was playing dumb because obviously he knows that the elite
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control society generationally through number one.
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Oh, it's not on my screen. Yes, the number one.
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Through institutional gatekeeping,
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the elite maintain systematic control by dominating the top leadership roles
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within three overlapping sectors corporate capitalism, the national government
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and the military or bureaucratic infrastructure.
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Number two, they have financial influence in politics
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through lobbying and candidate selection.
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The wealth defense industry utilizes
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vast infrastructure of high price lawyers, accountants and wealth managers.
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Oligarchs secure their wealth
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from progressive taxation through offshore accounts and trusts.
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Obviously, Gary knew this.
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He was just playing dumb.
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Number three narrative and information control.
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We're looking at you. CNN.
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Yeah.
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Think tanks and policy networks, third party endorsements.
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And finally, which is kind of the same as number two for me is special
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interest lobby.
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Really lobbying is the same as lobbying because it sounds like the
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same exact word. Right.
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But it says, see,
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the other one was lobbying like the military industrial complex.
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This one is more of a special interest lobby.
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I don't know how else to say it except,
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oh, no, no, we got to
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record the room on the record.
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On the record.
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I love.
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That does give me the next topic I wanted to touch on is last week
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we tanked so bad we didn't even hit a thousand views on Rumble.
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I looked at, I looked back, and we had the same problem last week
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because I was about to blame it on the Yiddish title.
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And, maybe people don't understand what hotspot is or,
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when I, when I use such a term, I'm,
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I'm speaking to such a small population
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or small percentage of the population that we we tanked.
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We absolutely tanked.
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I'm used to getting over 1000 views and rumble,
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and we've missed that mark two weeks in a row.
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We don't do it for the views.
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My dad said everything will be back to normal by June.
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So I told him yesterday, July, last time.
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So I told them yesterday.
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July. Yeah.
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000 okay.
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Good job.
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Back during the fake, pandemic.
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Remember that fake pandemic in 2020 drove around me?
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They named a, a disease
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after the previous year, 2019.
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And then they locked everybody down
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and destroyed the economy, and and,
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I know they're going to keep they're going to keep hit.
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They're going to keep hitting that the more you say it,
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because I think I don't that that's the only button I don't have control of.
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It just comes on over the networks.
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I don't I don't so
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all of them say,
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oh yeah, the new normal,
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every aspect of the new normal as it kept
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being introduced one by one, was worse than the previous.
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Like the, social distancing,
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which was misnamed, should be called physical distancing.
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The masks, all that crap.
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And and now the,
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but it had nothing to do with physical science.
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It only had to do with breaking down society.
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So I think social distancing was perfect.
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Let's isolate those fuckers and give them some kind of a trauma.
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Right.
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And they were playing around with facial recognition software
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and making us wear masks that didn't seem like it fit.
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So it seemed like some of it was butting up against itself.
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Butting up against itself.
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Yeah, I got a clip, but it's got a movie in it, so we can't show it till Rumble.
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But it has to do with but but not guess what?
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I have another, passport clip.
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Gosh, I forgot what I called it.
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Admiral bird.
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No truth, baby.
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How about a number?
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You just call it a number plate.
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I don't see truth 17 says eat itself.
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No. Let's all rumble anyway. Oh. Eat itself.
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That's funny.
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Laughing? Yeah.
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Guilty as charged. My glasses.
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I realized I said that I eat so much.
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That's kind of embarrassing, I knew.
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I wish we didn't have to save it for Rumble.
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It's a lot of information.
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Like, did you know, in fact, that a single sperm contains
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37.5MB of DNA information, which measures.
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Which means that a normal ejaculation
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represents a data transfer of 1580 7.5TB.
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So it's more than
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our 700 hours of combined show material.
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It is definitely a lot of information to swallow.
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Oh, hello.
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They didn't censor that.
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Oh, they don't care about that.
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I keep saying watch the generous.
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No, I care about the Colombian drug lord.
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This dog chewed my button off my shirt.
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That's the second time this was.
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But I'm sorry.
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What's side the sun? Don't go.
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So you're saying the dog chewed your butt off or your butt on
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Bataan?
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Wait, that's not how it's spokesman.
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Everything you're saying is normal until you get to know them.
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So is it normal
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that one of my testicles hangs lower than the other two?
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Yes, I you know, I almost brought that up.
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But I don't so many test references
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in the last couple of weeks that I thought I'd lay off the balls for once.
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I don't think you heard what I said. Let me say it again. Is it normal?
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One of my testicles hangs lower than the other two.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah. I didn't catch that.
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Yeah. My balls. Yeah. Right over you. Yeah.
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I'm waiting for a third testicle to descend.
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Is that normal?
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I'm sorry.
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What?
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It's I, I wouldn't I'm not. Wait.
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I'm not waiting.
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Oh. Okay.
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Good.
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But it does drive me crazy when.
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When people don't act normal.
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For you.
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You just said. How do you define normal?
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I know I can.
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I can defend both sides and and wait.
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There's all sides. See? There you go.
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You just limited it to both sides. Stop that.
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I yeah.
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How do you.
00:27:19
But I'm not.
00:27:20
I'm non-binary when it comes to debates and conclusions.
00:27:23
Yeah, I know you're non-binary and I am from the other camp,
00:27:27
which makes the entire argument binary.
00:27:30
Speaking of binary, yes, here's Breyers
00:27:33
vanilla chocolate ice cream, half chocolate, half vanilla.
00:27:38
That's what I need.
00:27:39
Young people we used to put in ice cream, but now it's only a quart and a half.
00:27:42
That's so boring.
00:27:43
Okay, Baskin Robbins, are you familiar with their work?
00:27:47
They're famous for having 31 flavors of ice cream for me.
00:27:51
They come up.
00:27:52
They haven't come up with a new flavor in 30 years.
00:27:54
No, no, no.
00:27:55
They've got flavors.
00:27:56
The, seasonal flavors, the rotate into the,
00:28:00
the 31 flavor rotation.
00:28:02
So it should be 31 flavors at once.
00:28:05
They came up with this way later than the Baskin Robbins name,
00:28:08
but the b r the curvy part of the B, and I love it.
00:28:12
And I like the line of the hours of one.
00:28:15
So satisfying. The 31. Right?
00:28:17
Right in there.
00:28:19
That's so cool.
00:28:20
So here's what I want you to do.
00:28:23
Here's a little social experiment for you to perform for me.
00:28:26
Dance for me, monkey.
00:28:28
I was talking to you guys, not me.
00:28:30
Yeah, yeah, well, I in into 31
00:28:33
flavors, Baskin Robbins and ask for plain.
00:28:38
And the cute girl behind the counter is going to say.
00:28:42
Would you like, a cone or a cup of vanilla ice cream?
00:28:47
And that's when you have two correct or.
00:28:49
No, no, no, vanilla is a flavor I want plain.
00:28:54
They can't give it taste.
00:28:57
That is not an available option.
00:29:00
You can't get unflavored ice cream.
00:29:02
Would it even taste like sugar or what?
00:29:03
It tastes like airplane.
00:29:08
Sorry, I apologize for that.
00:29:10
Is it normal that I'm talking to myself?
00:29:12
Yes it is.
00:29:13
Oh, thank God.
00:29:16
You know what I think a lot of people do?
00:29:19
I think it is.
00:29:21
I think being normal is weird.
00:29:25
I think weird is normal.
00:29:26
Yeah.
00:29:30
I'm pretty sure.
00:29:33
A vast majority
00:29:34
of the people I've ever met are weirdos.
00:29:37
So I don't think normies are.
00:29:41
I don't think normies exist.
00:29:45
I'm not sure we're going to have to bring joy into this.
00:29:48
Normies. Makes it sound a little.
00:29:50
Okay.
00:29:51
Here's our representative from the normie sector.
00:29:56
What?
00:29:58
Your in.
00:30:00
Oh, yeah.
00:30:00
In 54, one year before he died.
00:30:02
Under circumstances that still raised serious questions, Admiral Richard
00:30:07
Bird Sandler for a television interview that almost nobody has seen in full.
00:30:13
The complete.
00:30:15
But I'm sorry.
00:30:15
I'm getting a message from the elite.
00:30:18
They said.
00:30:24
One time
00:30:25
it was a long, genius Chrome Scope program,
00:30:28
a 30 minute interview format that ran on CBS.
00:30:31
That's a watch brand for young people.
00:30:35
There's No Bird was the featured guest.
00:30:37
What he said on that recording does not match
00:30:39
the version of history we were taught in school.
00:30:42
He spoke about lands that should not exist.
00:30:45
He spoke about ancient civilizations buried under ice.
00:30:49
He spoke about a great mystery at the bottom of the world
00:30:51
that the press, in his words, had largely ignored.
00:30:55
And then he said something stranger.
00:30:57
He said the exploration of the unknown
00:31:00
was no longer the privilege of his generation.
00:31:03
He said something else was coming, something the world was not ready for.
00:31:07
Within 12 months.
00:31:08
Admiral Richard Burr, I'm going to come.
00:31:10
The footage was archived.
00:31:12
The transcripts were quietly buried in university collections,
00:31:16
and the story he told that night on national television
00:31:19
was scrubbed from every mainstream history book that followed.
00:31:24
If you were new to this channel, I post deep in.
00:31:29
Who goes through all the trouble of scrubbing things from history?
00:31:31
Or is the textbooks left out?
00:31:34
Who does what
00:31:36
goes through all the trouble of scrubbing things
00:31:39
from history?
00:31:42
Seems like a lot of effort,
00:31:45
but oh, I see.
00:31:50
What?
00:31:55
And the normies
00:31:56
just think that's fine, right.
00:31:59
Well, I think, draws a normie in the sense
00:32:02
that he does believe the narrative behind nine over 11.
00:32:08
Oh, he thought those are just passenger planes that flew into the towers.
00:32:11
Then the towers. Yeah.
00:32:14
And that makes you think they're not passenger planes.
00:32:17
What? You're making a bold claim.
00:32:19
Do you have any evidence to support that claim?
00:32:23
That, terrorists took over,
00:32:27
military training? Hold on.
00:32:29
Don't just argue how ridiculous their claim is.
00:32:33
Tell me your claim and then some some type of support for it.
00:32:38
It was one of those people that painted missiles.
00:32:41
It was a giant cobra.
00:32:43
What I saw was a windowless, gray plane.
00:32:47
So, Yeah.
00:32:50
Yeah, yeah, they were just.
00:32:53
They made something look like what they wanted the narrative to say.
00:32:57
I've even heard holograms.
00:32:59
Yeah, the planes weren't even physical.
00:33:03
I I'm I'm a no player,
00:33:06
no planar, but some type of an object.
00:33:10
Well, you said a gray, windowless plane.
00:33:12
That would technically be a plane.
00:33:14
Yeah. Yeah. Agreed.
00:33:17
So your evidence, your claim that the giants of the morning
00:33:20
of it, of the attacks,
00:33:24
I worked afternoons.
00:33:25
I slept through the entire thing because I was working afternoons.
00:33:29
I, I was late to work that day, so I was watching the TV.
00:33:34
Oh, I don't think work would have been a priority for me
00:33:36
if I was working in the morning.
00:33:39
Especially.
00:33:40
Yeah.
00:33:40
So I thought it was like the start of a whole
00:33:43
attack. Oh, yeah.
00:33:44
War for the whole country. But.
00:33:47
But looking back, like they
00:33:50
they knew who did it too early.
00:33:54
The mysterious passports
00:33:56
turning up, after, fire.
00:33:59
That would have been that incinerated steel but didn't
00:34:03
burn the passport somehow.
00:34:06
A flying the Pentagon and no fuselage being found,
00:34:10
the plane being recovered, the Pentagon, probably the most secure building,
00:34:15
one of the most secure anybody can argue that.
00:34:18
Probably has a few cameras, maybe a few.
00:34:21
Yeah, maybe a hundred, maybe thousands.
00:34:25
Well, footage, not any footage.
00:34:29
So that bothers me.
00:34:30
These are all questions.
00:34:31
Oh, these aren't evidence isn't evident.
00:34:33
You're just merely asked.
00:34:34
How about, novice pilots flying around for an hour, and.
00:34:39
Hey, why are you shooting the load now? Two weeks before nine over 11?
00:34:44
Oh, because I cut to the chase.
00:34:46
Never. You never met me. I am not normal.
00:34:49
It makes it very hard to produce a well timed, entertaining show.
00:34:54
Yeah, yeah, I'm.
00:34:55
I'm impossible like that.
00:34:58
Like I want to do with me.
00:35:01
Oh, I'm the problem.
00:35:02
If we could just fix the.
00:35:05
Easy time out of the problem or you're part of the solution.
00:35:08
I'm the whole problem.
00:35:10
Hey, man.
00:35:10
We've we've we've nailed, like, at least 40 killer jokes.
00:35:15
It's a good show.
00:35:16
Best show ever.
00:35:17
Oh, okay.
00:35:21
I like the, quiet lulls.
00:35:22
Those are my favorite.
00:35:25
What the dog doing?
00:35:28
Oh. Oh.
00:35:30
That one look painful.
00:35:32
What just happened? Happened?
00:35:33
Oh. It's TikTok. Oh,
00:35:35
try to make it overcook.
00:35:37
Oh, great. Here we go again. Oh.
00:35:39
Oh, no no no no no no no.
00:35:42
Oh, good.
00:35:44
Oh oh that one hurt.
00:35:46
That was 11 hour wait.
00:35:48
Was that the person on the ground that said are you kidding.
00:35:51
To the dog
00:35:53
go. No, no.
00:35:55
Let's see.
00:35:56
Oh I are you kidding?
00:36:00
Yeah. Run!
00:36:08
Oh he's on this.
00:36:15
Hey. Oh, hello?
00:36:16
Yes, dude, when I see a little woman or a little child walking a dog like that
00:36:20
in my neighborhood, I get a little bit nervous.
00:36:23
I'll admit it, because there's no way that that dog is choosing
00:36:27
to behave that way.
00:36:28
There's nothing the person holding it could do if it decided to do something
00:36:32
right.
00:36:34
That, interesting little side note.
00:36:38
It's been a it's been a heck of a week, and I like to, to
00:36:41
to recap the week that I've had on the show.
00:36:44
Well hold on, we've got some history with the
00:36:48
these were on their show, you might remember.
00:36:50
Hey there.
00:36:50
Just wanted to give you a quick update on what's been going on around
00:36:53
here, around here and our made up,
00:36:57
I parked next to a Rolls Royce that their main affair?
00:37:02
That car.
00:37:03
I looked it up.
00:37:04
It's worth two of my mortgages.
00:37:08
Who, like you, buy my house?
00:37:11
Royce for one.
00:37:13
That Rolls Royce that I parked next to cost.
00:37:16
And I parked so close to him
00:37:18
that he backed up and and pull forward,
00:37:21
like, six more inches further away so that he wouldn't get a door ding.
00:37:27
I didn't mean to bother him like that, but it was
00:37:32
well worth the price of admission because of this HUD ornament.
00:37:36
It was a peekaboo cuckoo clock
00:37:38
sort of mechanism when he turned the knob.
00:37:41
Yeah, well, it pops up
00:37:44
and and then we turned it off.
00:37:48
It looks like a hard ten count,
00:37:50
and then it resets back, and then this little lid closed over.
00:37:55
It. I'm
00:37:57
sorry.
00:37:58
Go ahead, my man.
00:37:59
I assume this is because people steal Rolls Royce
00:38:02
because it's got that cool the winged thing on it.
00:38:05
Yeah, but, people used to steal when I was in high school.
00:38:08
People would wear around the, like, the medallion on a chain around their neck.
00:38:13
But I would see Mercedes and Cadillac.
00:38:16
I never saw a Rolls Royce one.
00:38:18
I guess that would be even cooler.
00:38:20
Well, they used to make a breakaway with a cable on there,
00:38:25
but then people got wires that got the the wire cutters and they,
00:38:29
you know, you stretch the cable out, cut the cable, and then you've got the,
00:38:35
the hood ornament.
00:38:36
Well, come to find out the reason they would actually have that breakaway
00:38:40
cable on there was because when people got into a head on collision
00:38:45
and got ejected through the windshield, they were getting disemboweled.
00:38:49
And there's this pointy, jagged hood ornament.
00:38:53
So to stop people from being gutted
00:38:56
when they got ejected through their windshield, they made them,
00:39:01
you know, snap forward.
00:39:03
I thought that was pretty interesting.
00:39:06
I like the old security mechanism where they put, the battery connected to it.
00:39:10
So when they grabbed it, yeah, they were zapped.
00:39:14
Yeah.
00:39:15
I don't like that.
00:39:16
You gotta warn your children.
00:39:19
Don't touch that.
00:39:21
No, no. Again.
00:39:22
And then you could warn children for the rest of your life.
00:39:25
You just let them touch it once.
00:39:26
They'll never touch it again.
00:39:28
Yeah, unless it stops their heart.
00:39:31
Well, you have to make it controlled enough
00:39:34
so they know better, but not enough so it hurts or scars them.
00:39:38
I got, I got I got a lot of pushback
00:39:40
because I wanted to teach my kids that with the stove, and it worked.
00:39:43
I just love I didn't not overtime. No, no, but
00:39:47
when they started walking, it was one of the first things you look at.
00:39:50
Wow. That's like right at their level.
00:39:52
You know, clearly they could get hurt so you could make boundaries
00:39:56
or cover it or, you know, but eventually they make it burn.
00:39:59
So you set it at a controllable temperature
00:40:01
where it's warm enough that they're like, whoa.
00:40:05
And they will avoid it.
00:40:05
After that,
00:40:08
pain is worth a picture,
00:40:09
is worth a thousand words, but pain is worth like 10,000 words, I guess.
00:40:13
Oh yeah.
00:40:14
So we we hang on a second.
00:40:17
Is here. I'll be right back.
00:40:19
Okay. Now, my kids are all adults.
00:40:21
Now that I did, I did just fine. Thank you for asking.
00:40:24
Very good, I think so.
00:40:26
I've met your kids.
00:40:28
Well, actually, I want to
00:40:32
play more than halfway.
00:40:33
Like, I like what?
00:40:36
Attaboy.
00:40:37
What the dog doing?
00:40:40
We, I know
00:40:44
the dog made it.
00:40:52
It wasn't that funny.
00:40:54
This is the.
00:40:56
He just.
00:40:56
He begged his owner.
00:41:01
Because teabagging his owner.
00:41:04
This is that
00:41:06
my dog doesn't do any cool trick.
00:41:08
Eats the buttons off my shirt.
00:41:11
Here's the button.
00:41:13
000, here to draw.
00:41:18
He's a Jordans off your shirt.
00:41:20
Buttons?
00:41:22
Yeah.
00:41:22
Button, button.
00:41:25
Better than that.
00:41:26
Go button, but off your shirt.
00:41:29
Hey, Yeah, but eat your butt with your shirt off.
00:41:33
That's the worst.
00:41:35
Goddamn it.
00:41:38
Well, he clearly is. They ask him again.
00:41:39
What's that dog doing?
00:41:45
Well, he did that on purpose.
00:41:47
Yeah, there.
00:41:48
He did that on that.
00:41:53
I don't think he had to do that.
00:41:54
Well, that's so
00:41:56
dude, it's just a parade.
00:41:57
They're girls.
00:41:58
They won't kill the dog like they would have adjusted.
00:42:01
You think?
00:42:03
I don't know.
00:42:04
I think we got a I think we may have a story about that later, but.
00:42:09
Oh, I forgot the whole point of my dog.
00:42:12
I made a fence for.
00:42:17
The, we saw you crossed my mind.
00:42:20
I it smelled a lot of what?
00:42:22
A lot of porn stars.
00:42:24
Horses.
00:42:24
Horses, large horse like equine.
00:42:27
I love the fair so much.
00:42:30
Their horses.
00:42:33
Well, I know, right?
00:42:36
These horses were being let around
00:42:37
by 10 to 12 year old girls, like little tiny girls.
00:42:41
And, like you were talking about the dog.
00:42:43
If the if those horse was wanted to do something,
00:42:46
it was very little that little girl was going to be able to do.
00:42:50
But that's actually true for
00:42:51
a grown man, too, because horses are much stronger than humans.
00:42:55
But it's like each of these girls, little girls, little girls.
00:43:02
By the way, I'm afraid to say it one more time.
00:43:04
I know you keep saying little girls. I think you just.
00:43:06
I think we need to.
00:43:08
You really?
00:43:09
I don't even know if you're allowed to say little girls. I think you're allowed to.
00:43:11
You're not allowed to be within 40ft of the word little girls.
00:43:14
Oh, that court order.
00:43:16
That's all.
00:43:18
They have.
00:43:19
Speaking of horses, if you were to be able to, like, guess
00:43:22
which horse would, like, win a race, what would you what would you refer?
00:43:25
What like word would that what what
00:43:28
what word am I looking for fast.
00:43:31
No. If you were to like, guess who's going to win faster before it happens.
00:43:35
Faster horses.
00:43:37
Oh, but wager.
00:43:40
No, no, I mean, like the act of guessing correctly.
00:43:45
Oh, you're doing what?
00:43:47
Predicting.
00:43:50
Oh, hold on.
00:43:52
Wait, what would you say?
00:43:54
Predicting. Say that again.
00:43:56
No, wait. What?
00:43:57
What did you change the way you just said it?
00:43:59
Predicting first he was telling you the second time he was asking you reading.
00:44:04
No no no no.
00:44:05
It. So in your monologue you said predicting.
00:44:10
And just now before I second guess you you you said predicting.
00:44:14
And then when I second guess you you said predicting it's a you it's a prediction.
00:44:19
Yeah. It's not a prediction. It's a prediction.
00:44:21
It goes right.
00:44:23
It depends if it's a cat or not.
00:44:25
What the cat.
00:44:26
We'll just have to pull up and farts next.
00:44:28
Next week.
00:44:28
Her prediction?
00:44:30
Yeah, we've got a funny one this week, but,
00:44:33
yeah, just roll it back,
00:44:35
rewind it.
00:44:37
You rewind it.
00:44:41
Let's see.
00:44:43
Oh, it didn't work.
00:44:46
Oh, there it is.
00:44:48
You got it or I got it.
00:44:49
No, I don't know you doing it I don't, I don't.
00:44:51
You look like you're doing stuff I don't do.
00:44:54
I look like I was doing stuff, but you didn't think I was.
00:45:00
I got 42 videos
00:45:01
to somehow get you private wagered.
00:45:04
No, no, I mean, like, the act of guessing correctly.
00:45:09
Betting you're doing what,
00:45:12
90 predicting?
00:45:15
Okay.
00:45:16
What does that
00:45:18
mean?
00:45:19
Predicting?
00:45:20
Wait, he started kissing back.
00:45:23
He started French.
00:45:24
And dude, should we say this Rumble?
00:45:27
Dude, he was asleep.
00:45:28
But look at he's started it.
00:45:30
Watch. He starts kicking back
00:45:33
right there.
00:45:34
There is a.
00:45:37
Where is this
00:45:38
Euro stuff?
00:45:39
You you see, you can't blame him for that.
00:45:42
It would be safe day.
00:45:45
Oh, no.
00:45:45
I was blaming the dog for a Mexican asleep in a hammock.
00:45:48
Oh, that was a scorpion fault.
00:45:51
Only on the job site.
00:45:56
That's not right.
00:45:57
That's not normal.
00:46:00
Yeah, so, speaking of normal, you said
00:46:03
some of you noticed how dog owners talk to everyone like they're their pet.
00:46:06
No they don't.
00:46:07
Oh, no they don't.
00:46:08
You want to treat.
00:46:11
You said that everyone is weird in the monologue.
00:46:15
Yeah. Once we.
00:46:16
Wouldn't that then be normal? That's normal.
00:46:18
Yeah. He then was that.
00:46:20
He said that too.
00:46:22
But then what's normal?
00:46:24
Right.
00:46:24
I know it's so confusing, but then what's weird?
00:46:27
It's basically just wait, wait.
00:46:30
Whatever's weird now will be normal in six months.
00:46:33
I was I was hoping we could sort this out, but I'm.
00:46:36
I made it more confused. I've muddied the waters.
00:46:40
Turn, turn turn turn.
00:46:47
And Dan, intent.
00:46:50
Sorry.
00:46:51
No. Yeah, yeah, you just do it.
00:46:53
Where are you? Draw?
00:46:55
I don't know, I drove here, though.
00:46:57
Ready to get back, though. I drove here.
00:47:01
Oh, you guys did.
00:47:02
I'm completely regular.
00:47:03
Why don't they call it normal instead of regular when you're regular?
00:47:06
Oh, yeah. Normal ice cream.
00:47:09
Do we go over this in a manner ordinary
00:47:12
for her?
00:47:15
Normal people have ancestors.
00:47:17
But are you in Alabama?
00:47:18
People from Alabama have ancestors?
00:47:22
No. Oh, it's pretty good.
00:47:24
Oh, one of the things.
00:47:26
Well, you guys, you guys played this thing on the, intro.
00:47:31
We did this fucking mouse.
00:47:34
No. Oh, yeah.
00:47:37
Yeah, yeah, I got it, I 100, so sorry.
00:47:39
Normally we don't interrupt the monologue, but.
00:47:42
Brady really, I love it quick. That
00:47:45
right?
00:47:45
Based on the fact that, Gary mentioned that he watched heroes, religiously.
00:47:51
Yeah.
00:47:52
Heroes two.
00:47:53
And I am not a nerd.
00:47:56
No, I am.
00:47:58
So, Gary, was it for the gay superhero bullshit.
00:48:01
I watch it for the panty air just to have that panty air.
00:48:05
Just a, hero, especially when she's a cheerleader
00:48:09
and it's just like, oh, rest in peace.
00:48:13
Oh, yeah.
00:48:15
Yeah.
00:48:15
Supposedly she had,
00:48:17
there had been ambulances reported by the neighbors there twice.
00:48:21
I think within the last like.
00:48:23
Not that shorter short enough period to be like slightly concerning.
00:48:27
And there was maybe like some I don't know, there was speculation.
00:48:30
There's speculation of signs of abuse from potentially her husband
00:48:35
or ex-husband or whatever the fuck the deal was that they were on the outs
00:48:38
and I don't know, but not that he had anything to do with it, but it
00:48:41
I think he was trying to save money.
00:48:43
I don't think he did it purposely.
00:48:46
Well, I think also she was probably
00:48:47
like in the verge of killing herself and he was like, bitch.
00:48:50
And then she was like, oh, I'm going to do it anyway.
00:48:52
Yeah.
00:48:52
But being on the road is it's just living your life, isn't it?
00:48:56
Or is there a conspiracy if you're the James Blunt conspiracy?
00:48:59
Not it's not. Killing yourself is the road.
00:49:02
What about James Blunt? So the conspiracy is that.
00:49:05
Yeah, that's something to do with whatever story
00:49:06
she was telling that maybe she was going to reveal about,
00:49:08
going out to international waters when she was underage
00:49:11
and being, sat in the boat with some famous rock star.
00:49:16
Yeah. Yeah.
00:49:17
That she didn't quite name yet.
00:49:20
Yeah. Speculation. That was James Blunt.
00:49:22
And it's like, it's not really that famous of a rock star.
00:49:25
He's not really a rock star at all.
00:49:27
Right, well, I wonder what.
00:49:29
When I watched jaws in the evening, I normally wouldn't get an erection.
00:49:34
I would, you wouldn't, but my morning would.
00:49:36
I mean, I would, but then I wouldn't. It would be weird.
00:49:39
I don't know.
00:49:42
The jokes are getting better today.
00:49:46
Oh, you want better?
00:49:49
Can I start guessing or just play the
00:49:53
right? It's. It's fairly normal.
00:49:54
If you talk to your dolls and your toys, it's totally not normal.
00:49:58
If they talk back.
00:50:02
Oh, that's what I was just telling myself.
00:50:07
Striper is coming out with their 18th,
00:50:11
their 18th studio album.
00:50:12
In case you missed the first 17.
00:50:15
It's called Throne of Thrones.
00:50:18
And of course, I can't play it till we get to Rumble, but I'm definitely
00:50:20
going to play it.
00:50:23
So I wanted to talk
00:50:24
about the Great Wall of China.
00:50:29
And I need to I haven't verified this.
00:50:31
It's not that great. Actually.
00:50:33
I've heard, I've heard it's not that great.
00:50:35
Well, and it's not even China.
00:50:36
It's not the best. It's not.
00:50:38
And you can get it can I don't I don't know if this is true.
00:50:42
We'll have to fact check it.
00:50:46
Now just to put it in a perspective for you,
00:50:49
they say this wall, which is 13,000 miles long,
00:50:54
which I put in in comparison
00:50:57
the length of this is the fucking dog guy to.
00:51:01
Wow, it's just a dog guy talking here.
00:51:04
So that means you can travel the length of the US east to west coast
00:51:09
five times a bus to West Coast, five times to the miles.
00:51:14
It's a short, so I can't speed it up. 17th century
00:51:17
spans.
00:51:18
Now I build a wall like this.
00:51:20
It's kind of what they say it was for a look at this.
00:51:22
What is the target?
00:51:24
And here's that wall placement. And okay here it's important.
00:51:27
Your lunch the territory this wall for those roaming barbarians.
00:51:31
Only the barbarians are authoritarians.
00:51:33
Those are those Scarborough and Arches and those up to the top.
00:51:37
You're watching archers.
00:51:38
You're watching nerd television shows.
00:51:40
China Targaryen is not going to build a wall from Game of Thrones or some shit.
00:51:45
Start an on the opposite side from Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones, Russia.
00:51:50
No, it's because the wall was never made for the Chinese.
00:51:53
Because the wall was never made wall of territory.
00:51:56
And just look at this great wall of talk hair.
00:51:58
Yeah.
00:51:59
So this guy's claim is that the wall, the turrets and the,
00:52:02
spikes and spiny things in the entrance ways are on the wrong side.
00:52:06
And in many historical.
00:52:08
What is the right side to it?
00:52:10
So if you're protecting yourself, you want, like,
00:52:13
turrets facing away from the city, like if you saw, like.
00:52:17
All right, barbed wire. Have you ever seen barbed wire?
00:52:19
You can tell if they're trying to keep people in or keep people out
00:52:22
aren't don't turrets rotate 360 though.
00:52:25
So when I said turret I meant those little like
00:52:29
in whatever the ingresses in the wall
00:52:31
where the turrets set sit, point
00:52:34
and then like there's like a cannonball mechanism.
00:52:37
All right, here's the best thing.
00:52:38
If you put a door, a ship with a cannonball, if there was a door
00:52:41
to climb up to the top with the door on the outside.
00:52:45
Yes. No, it would, it would be on the inside of your fort, so to speak.
00:52:50
Even if it's all of China who has the Great Wall, I can put it.
00:52:53
Where the fuck I want to read the rest of this.
00:52:55
If you want, tell me where the fucking problem or your problem.
00:52:58
Inheritors, asshole.
00:53:00
A reclaimed ruins of the old world. So, yeah. See the.
00:53:02
See the picture of his wall there?
00:53:04
See how this one's just a regular flat wall with a door on it?
00:53:08
This would be the side you're protecting with the door.
00:53:10
The other side has little evidence for you to put your weapons in,
00:53:14
you know, to still be partially protected.
00:53:17
There's clearly an outer wall and an inner wall of this great wall.
00:53:21
And this guy is claiming that it points the wrong way, but I haven't verified it.
00:53:25
I just thought it'd be interesting to talk about, but clearly I was wrong.
00:53:30
Okay.
00:53:31
We just merely I think it was a good,
00:53:33
good cop, good topic of conversation.
00:53:37
But this guy's video ruined it.
00:53:39
Yes. Wonders of the world. No.
00:53:41
They see this.
00:53:42
No side do you want to say answer the way?
00:53:47
So one of the explanations I saw is that it's because of the terrain.
00:53:51
There's actually spots like how Windsor is the terrain or the terrain,
00:53:56
the terrain, how Windsor is south south of
00:54:00
Canada.
00:54:01
Canada is south of Detroit.
00:54:03
When you tell people
00:54:03
that it's south of the United States, they say, no, it isn't, but it is.
00:54:07
I think that's why the wall is the wrong picture for this guys
00:54:11
arrows to the enemy.
00:54:13
And that's why they built this giant wall to protect you.
00:54:16
I know not from their enemy, but yeah.
00:54:18
So you see the little
00:54:20
what he said, the little eggroll holes they have in there for the arrows.
00:54:23
I'm sorry you said arrows, not egg rolls.
00:54:26
I heard different.
00:54:28
If what he's saying is true, then clearly.
00:54:31
Clearly the wall is the other way, right?
00:54:33
It's the wrong way.
00:54:34
If these dents are facing China the wrong way.
00:54:38
This wall was to protect from China, not to walk right
00:54:42
the wrong way.
00:54:43
But you know what's interesting and very curious?
00:54:46
This side is outside China.
00:54:49
This side is right side.
00:54:51
This side is China and this side is outside China.
00:54:57
Inside, outside U.S
00:55:00
the history is a lie.
00:55:02
It was one house.
00:55:04
It goes right into what you were saying about history.
00:55:07
Yeah. Why China from this enemy.
00:55:09
Yeah.
00:55:09
It's the enemies which are on this side I grew up, they mean themselves
00:55:13
from China.
00:55:15
So the Chinese did not build that wall.
00:55:17
What is he pronounced? China.
00:55:19
I feel you a research that our Korean empire.
00:55:22
Yeah.
00:55:23
Which was in know this area and they were defending themselves
00:55:26
from the Chinese, not the other way around.
00:55:29
Historical like geography is a life sciences, a life.
00:55:33
Why did he had science?
00:55:34
Egg roll, cheese.
00:55:38
And you can't hear that.
00:55:39
Well, I know it's like a lie.
00:55:44
The book is weird how we know the rules.
00:55:47
They were research.
00:55:49
What's that smell?
00:55:52
This is bench lunch.
00:55:53
I just learned this.
00:55:54
This is fresh.
00:55:56
It's flat.
00:55:59
Give me an adjective or a flat.
00:56:04
Flat?
00:56:04
You flat.
00:56:08
Hey, supposed to be saying flat.
00:56:09
I don't I don't know why. Frozen.
00:56:12
Give me.
00:56:13
I get a dick.
00:56:15
Oh, I get it.
00:56:16
We did it. Show.
00:56:18
Oh, you're talking to me. I'm a show.
00:56:20
I couldn't hear you because my frigging signal cut out that.
00:56:25
Yeah.
00:56:27
Shabby,
00:56:29
how do you get your fucking signal?
00:56:33
Oh, everything up and it still sucks.
00:56:37
Isn't it weird how we made almost everything up and it still sucks?
00:56:42
We got crazy.
00:56:44
Well, you know, they turn the stock market off every night,
00:56:47
and they turn it back on every morning.
00:56:52
And they're like, we're in a bubble.
00:56:53
It's going to burst.
00:56:55
It's bound to happen any day now.
00:56:58
Like, then leave it all.
00:57:05
What are you doing?
00:57:07
Turning it back. What?
00:57:09
Today might be the day
00:57:12
in. Idiots.
00:57:15
They're like, the dollar's down the economies.
00:57:18
It's like, why don't we just say it's not?
00:57:21
I love you, y'all like that?
00:57:22
How's that sound?
00:57:26
Right there.
00:57:27
Like these people have all the money.
00:57:29
These people have no money.
00:57:30
It's like print more. Give it to them.
00:57:33
They go. We can't.
00:57:34
It will devalue the currency.
00:57:36
Just say it doesn't.
00:57:42
Everything is made up.
00:57:44
Let's make it more fun.
00:57:46
Let's base interest rates on how interesting you are
00:57:49
as an individual,
00:57:54
right?
00:57:54
You show up to a bank, you do a backflip.
00:57:56
They're like, you got a mortgage.
00:58:01
They do that.
00:58:01
It's called America's Got Talent.
00:58:03
Everyone thinks I forget that.
00:58:07
Isn't that weird?
00:58:08
What mortgage means from last week?
00:58:11
Yeah.
00:58:12
That's trivial.
00:58:15
I still don't have the dreams
00:58:16
trivia, thing, but I started working on it.
00:58:20
Oh, it has, it has it has Gene Rayburn in it.
00:58:24
Oh, that's fantastic.
00:58:26
With the long, skinny microphone. Yes.
00:58:30
Oh, you'd better.
00:58:33
All right.
00:58:34
We're still talking about 911. Right?
00:58:36
I believe so, yes.
00:58:38
I couldn't find that video.
00:58:38
I've spent 40 minutes looking for that video.
00:58:40
I couldn't find it.
00:58:41
I love what you jackasses don't like. Again.
00:58:44
We've I've already refuted all your fucking bullshit claims of.
00:58:47
Oh, yeah. No.
00:58:48
The past.
00:58:49
The password.
00:58:50
How did it escape a burning plane?
00:58:52
How did it not burn up?
00:58:53
They found passports on the ground when there is evidence that they've done this.
00:58:57
And they found the same exact bullshit.
00:58:59
Another plane crashes where the.
00:59:00
When something explodes, there's an injection of shit.
00:59:04
Not everything's in the explosion.
00:59:05
You watch too many fucking cartoons and movies.
00:59:07
You don't fucking Gary. Not me.
00:59:09
Don't. No, no, not not not not not.
00:59:11
I was clear.
00:59:12
Anyone who believes that bullshit, I said, I said, just show me your evidence.
00:59:15
And he didn't show evidence, so I won the debate. Candace.
00:59:19
No, I mean, Gary,
00:59:22
you did not present any evidence.
00:59:23
You just gave them more.
00:59:25
You said you,
00:59:29
the morning of September 11th, 2001,
00:59:31
19 men armed with box cutters, directed by a man on dialysis in a cave fortress
00:59:35
halfway around the world, is this the video that you wanted me to find?
00:59:38
Using a satellite phone and a laptop directed
00:59:40
the most sophisticated penetration of the most heavily defended.
00:59:43
It was called
00:59:43
lateral, overpowering the passengers in the military combat trained pilots.
00:59:47
For the record, anybody watching and for.
00:59:50
He called this video laughable.
00:59:52
And I was supposed to take that in any context, for commercial aircraft
00:59:56
before flying.
00:59:57
Then, you know, you don't really usually call for video.
01:00:00
Specifically,
01:00:00
you called for this video specifically and didn't remember what you called it.
01:00:04
Right?
01:00:04
So me not being able to find it is about as plausible as this silly story.
01:00:09
Those planes wildly off course for over an hour
01:00:11
without being molested by a single fighter interceptor.
01:00:14
These 19 hijackers, devout religious fundamentalists who like to drink alcohol,
01:00:18
snort cocaine, and live with pink haired strippers, managed
01:00:20
to knock down three buildings with two planes in New York.
01:00:22
While in Washington, a pilot who couldn't handle
01:00:24
a single engine, Cessna was able to fly a 757 and an 8000ft descending tooth.
01:00:29
So just because all these things are ridiculously improbable,
01:00:32
somebody doesn't mean it doesn't mean that this isn't the absolute.
01:00:35
I'm not I'm not saying this is what happened, but just by saying
01:00:39
it's very difficult or improbable doesn't mean that it's impossible.
01:00:44
No, it certainly doesn't.
01:00:46
And and yet
01:00:49
we have no indication.
01:00:51
So I want to I want to get jaw to my level that.
01:00:53
Know what. Explain the Pentagon.
01:00:56
Do you think that a plane hit the Pentagon and take all.
01:01:01
They don't know what they believe.
01:01:03
So you know, that wasn't an answer.
01:01:04
But that's okay.
01:01:07
That's the only one that I have a problem with.
01:01:09
Oh, you know,
01:01:09
we have to keep playing the whole we'll take it leave and he'll just buy it.
01:01:14
There were somebody.
01:01:16
All right. The light poles were a little too low.
01:01:18
A plane could easily come through without hitting the parking lot light poles.
01:01:21
I didn't like that one, but the whole there was no debris
01:01:25
and there was no storage.
01:01:26
Yes, they would have shared footage.
01:01:27
There was no there was a hole.
01:01:30
Yeah, but the
01:01:30
hole was, oh, there's a hole right.
01:01:33
There's also some radio call of,
01:01:35
of a possible missile inbound.
01:01:40
Yeah. Yeah.
01:01:41
There was that.
01:01:42
I'm just presenting these things that I've heard.
01:01:44
I have no evidence of any thing.
01:01:46
I, I also don't have any evidence that a plane hit the Pentagon.
01:01:50
Something hit the Pentagon.
01:01:55
Did you do have evidence
01:01:57
there was plane parts, an engine.
01:02:00
They showed, like, one little part that could have easily
01:02:03
been placed there.
01:02:07
Well, 273
01:02:10
conspiracy.
01:02:11
Corkscrew turn to come.
01:02:12
Exactly. Level with the ground.
01:02:14
Well, even if it was nine sorties that they still conspired to do the crime.
01:02:18
I don't like conspiracy is a bad word.
01:02:21
Yeah.
01:02:22
It's first is always treated as a bad word.
01:02:25
My wife and I, you're treated as a bad word.
01:02:27
Speaking of words, this is bad.
01:02:29
What the
01:02:32
ground
01:02:33
place hitting the Pentagon in the budget and
01:02:36
Pentagon. Hey, good.
01:02:37
Ground. Ground is a place. Pentagon.
01:02:40
Pentagon. Supplied.
01:02:42
Anti-Air panty air gun and like.
01:02:45
Oh, wait. Shit. I didn't mean to say gone.
01:02:47
I would say I was trying to say it's correct.
01:02:50
Damn, they're not
01:02:52
analyst office were D.O.D.
01:02:54
were not working on the mystery of the $2.3 trillion
01:02:57
the defense secretary, Donald Rumsfeld, had announced missing from the Pentagon's
01:03:00
coffers in a press conference.
01:03:01
The day before on September 10th, 2001.
01:03:04
What happened?
01:03:04
Luckily, the news anchors knew who did it within minutes.
01:03:07
Osama bin laden, the pundits knew within hours of Osama bin laden.
01:03:10
Well, it's crazy.
01:03:11
The administration knew within the year
01:03:13
they would announce it before they destroy the evidence of it.
01:03:16
So it's kind of weird that they would.
01:03:19
Why would you just
01:03:20
destroy it and then go, oh shit.
01:03:24
Seems stupid.
01:03:25
Wait, what?
01:03:26
I don't know what you're saying, but no, I don't.
01:03:28
I just love the the assertion of of
01:03:32
no, this is this is how it happened versus like, yeah, we don't 100%. No.
01:03:37
But you know what seems logical?
01:03:43
Yeah.
01:03:44
That it was a demolition.
01:03:46
That's my that's my most logical.
01:03:48
It fits together, especially when you start looking at the time.
01:03:52
You know, Disney is bastards and how to fix it.
01:03:54
And the insurance policy that he are you are you gullible?
01:03:58
And then you fought and fought and fought and he actually got paid.
01:04:00
That's a very in the long run.
01:04:02
So they no longer control airplanes.
01:04:05
They paid people to sacrifice their lives.
01:04:07
Like, what do you think would.
01:04:10
No, I think, I think they had
01:04:11
backup plan after backup plan to make sure that it went down.
01:04:15
Yeah, I think they I also think they flew planes into it
01:04:18
so I don't I'm not I don't know really if things were in a hologram.
01:04:23
No, no I, I said people think there's a hologram when I say stuff on the show.
01:04:26
It's I don't I don't agree with everything I say I bring.
01:04:29
I present point of view.
01:04:32
I never a hologram.
01:04:35
What was it, 2001 right.
01:04:39
That would have been some technology that they really kept secret
01:04:41
because it was not possible, as far as I know, to project something
01:04:46
other.
01:04:46
The reality is actually, wasn't it a super clear corporation?
01:04:50
Yeah. That's true. We don't know.
01:04:52
Oh well sure.
01:04:54
No. Well, sure.
01:04:56
No. Well, yeah.
01:04:57
But of the explosions or pockets of air coming through
01:05:01
the building is what leads me to believe that it was a demolition of some type.
01:05:06
Yeah.
01:05:07
Why were they.
01:05:09
Why did they clear the building, like, days
01:05:11
before?
01:05:15
Oh, there's so many questions unanswered.
01:05:19
Osama bin laden, the administration knew within the day
01:05:22
terrorist who committed these acts and those who harbor them.
01:05:27
And the evidence
01:05:27
literally fell into the FBI's lap that a hijackers passport was found blocks
01:05:31
from the World Trade Center crash site, if you can believe that it was.
01:05:35
That happens. Yeah.
01:05:36
Some reason a bunch of crazy conspiracy theorists demanded
01:05:39
an investigation into the greatest attack on American soil in history.
01:05:42
That investigation was delayed, underfunded, set up to fail,
01:05:46
a conflict of interest and a cover up from start to finish.
01:05:49
It was based on testimony extracted through torture,
01:05:51
the records of which were destroyed.
01:05:53
It failed to mention the existence of WTC seven Able Danger,
01:05:56
P-Tech, Sybil Edmonds, OBL and the CIA, and the drills of hijacked aircraft.
01:06:00
Being.
01:06:01
I only know what two of those six things are and I'm I'm I can
01:06:05
I can say that flown into buildings that were being simulated
01:06:07
at the precise same time that those events were actually happening,
01:06:10
it was lied to by the Pentagon, the CIA, the Bush administration.
01:06:15
And as for Bush and Cheney, well, no one knows what they told it
01:06:18
because they testified in secret, off the record,
01:06:20
not under oath and behind closed door.
01:06:22
That's called executive privilege.
01:06:24
And the reason that is, is because
01:06:28
if they really
01:06:28
let's just let's just give everybody the benefit of the doubt here.
01:06:32
And they did everything you think they did,
01:06:34
that is not by far the worst thing that they're doing right now.
01:06:38
And if everyone knew everything they were doing,
01:06:41
I don't know what would happen, but the world would probably implode on itself
01:06:46
cause it didn't bother executive privilege
01:06:49
in order for us to be where we are right now,
01:06:53
admit it or not, the government has to do some pretty heinous, horrible things.
01:06:58
But there are good intended.
01:06:59
So everything is accepted to look at who funded the attacks,
01:07:02
because that question is ultimately of little practical significance.
01:07:07
Still, the 9/11 Commission did brilliantly answering all of the question
01:07:10
because it said family members questions and pin blame
01:07:14
and all the people responsible, although no one so much as lost their job
01:07:17
determining hold on.
01:07:19
What purpose is the people responsible?
01:07:22
There you go.
01:07:23
There's your answer right there, everyone.
01:07:24
That makes it perfectly clear.
01:07:30
Although no one so much as lost their job determining
01:07:32
the attacks were a failure of imagination, on the morning of.
01:07:36
I never heard that. Oh, good.
01:07:38
I never heard failure of imagination.
01:07:42
There's plenty of imagination.
01:07:43
All these things we're doing right now, we're imagining what happened.
01:07:49
Okay, so many videos.
01:07:54
Adverb.
01:07:55
Yeah.
01:07:57
Wait.
01:07:58
Are you playing now?
01:07:59
Oh, no. No.
01:08:00
Grand jury, you got to give Gary an adverb.
01:08:02
Let's just see what happens.
01:08:04
Yeah, well, I was setting up another new game
01:08:06
that I wanted to play, but, now I want to pull.
01:08:09
I want to play a game.
01:08:11
I was overwhelmed, terrible.
01:08:13
But Aids helped me. 46 pounds.
01:08:16
The Aids diet plan helped me lose 28 pounds.
01:08:20
Is it Aids? My mom had Aids.
01:08:23
You'll lose weight.
01:08:25
I remember that dude.
01:08:26
They were little chocolate squares.
01:08:28
I remember these very, very vividly.
01:08:32
Little white chocolate squares.
01:08:35
Okay. Aids helps control your appetite.
01:08:37
So you lose weight, yet Aids let you taste, chew and enjoy.
01:08:41
And the appetite suppressant? Oh, not a stimulant.
01:08:44
Do you know? Yeah.
01:08:45
It helped me to lose 18 pounds.
01:08:47
And it doesn't matter,
01:08:48
dude, you can taste and enjoy, but please don't chew paint
01:08:50
anything to make me nervous.
01:08:52
Question why take diet pills when you can enjoy Aids?
01:08:56
Helps you lose weight without making you jittery.
01:08:59
So unfortunate.
01:09:02
Interesting.
01:09:04
Yeah. So we got a new game.
01:09:06
Okay, great.
01:09:08
Does it need want to play?
01:09:09
Are you an Indiana bumper? But
01:09:12
yeah we also ball to go.
01:09:13
No no no no no no.
01:09:15
But I didn't go several states away I forget how many.
01:09:19
Several states.
01:09:21
Five through Ohio, Indiana, Illinois.
01:09:27
So you ended up in Illinois.
01:09:28
You assume he's going that way.
01:09:30
He could just Michigan to Ohio two and a half times.
01:09:34
I said several states.
01:09:36
So, Kentucky, Tennessee, that one.
01:09:40
Alabama.
01:09:46
Are we playing the game or am I supposed.
01:09:49
Yeah. Would you like to.
01:09:50
We're playing two games at once. No.
01:09:52
Then you are incorrect.
01:09:54
Nay, Kentucky nor Alabama.
01:09:56
But I do need to find my, Harrison Gallagher clip the second I get a chance.
01:10:00
Do you know where these people work?
01:10:03
You know, where in the world is draw?
01:10:07
Yeah.
01:10:08
Well, is brother called in the game?
01:10:11
Fly down in
01:10:13
Duncan.
01:10:13
Are you in with TSA about it?
01:10:16
Is that explain to tell the story hits the truck like that.
01:10:21
Clears up where he's been.
01:10:23
But the loudest thing about him is the closet that he's in.
01:10:27
Well, tell me where in the world Georgia drew.
01:10:32
Yo, Georgia.
01:10:36
Game within a game.
01:10:37
Your favorite? Brady.
01:10:38
Reno.
01:10:39
Reno, Alaska. No.
01:10:46
Nino.
01:10:47
Pinta. Santa Maria, California.
01:10:49
Are you in Pennsylvania?
01:10:52
No. Whoa!
01:10:54
Why did you say like that?
01:10:55
You got something against Pennsylvania?
01:10:57
No, because I'm definitely not in Pennsylvania.
01:11:00
All right.
01:11:01
Although I may have touched it,
01:11:02
I don't know, I may have touched the grounds.
01:11:04
There. Really?
01:11:07
He touched a penis that I just.
01:11:09
So you were heading to Vermont?
01:11:12
Definitely not.
01:11:14
There's maple cake. It's lovely this time of year,
01:11:17
is it?
01:11:18
Maybe you consider moving to Vermont.
01:11:22
You've never been to Vermont?
01:11:24
No. I, I've been wanting to because I've been wanting to get in.
01:11:28
I've been wanting to go out to Killington, Vermont to ski, snowboard?
01:11:34
You could make it all the way to New York if you drove all day.
01:11:38
I could make it all the way to New York if I drove all day.
01:11:41
Unfortunately, I didn't.
01:11:44
Okay.
01:11:48
So you are in.
01:11:50
You do you? Tuscaloosa.
01:11:53
You know, he's not in Tuscaloosa.
01:12:01
Did you make it all the way to.
01:12:09
A song?
01:12:09
Maryland.
01:12:11
Did you make it all the way from Graz?
01:12:12
A little far to.
01:12:15
I don't think you made it all the hill, but,
01:12:19
did you go to Carolina, where life without love is completely normal?
01:12:22
But love without life is called necrophilia.
01:12:26
Is. Is that where normal comes from?
01:12:30
Equality.
01:12:31
Not even drag that bar.
01:12:32
Necrophilia. People?
01:12:34
Yes. Nothing normal about that.
01:12:39
Oh, which brings me to my next gimmick
01:12:42
is. We're not even the last gimmick, bro.
01:12:45
Well, we're still playing the game.
01:12:47
We're guessing.
01:12:48
Is it normal to wave at your neighbors when you see them outside?
01:12:51
Game?
01:12:53
No, you just do.
01:12:55
The one hand, you
01:12:57
I knew it so draws out as he's normal.
01:12:59
He's out of step one.
01:13:01
Step two.
01:13:02
Is it normal to check the window first
01:13:04
to make sure they aren't outside so you can avoid them? Yes.
01:13:08
Okay, so that's normal.
01:13:10
Is it normal to duck behind your couch if you accidentally make eye contact
01:13:13
through the glass?
01:13:15
Yes, absolutely.
01:13:16
That's what you're supposed to do if they can see you duck behind the couch.
01:13:20
No. If they can't wear a fake mustache,
01:13:23
glasses and a priest color just when you take out your trash.
01:13:28
That's definitely there.
01:13:30
Is it normal to build an underground tunnel system from your basement
01:13:33
to your car, so you never have to breathe the same air as that asshole next door?
01:13:38
To go.
01:13:39
Do you want to go?
01:13:39
And on a.
01:13:47
I've decided you are in West Virginia,
01:13:51
right?
01:13:53
Try to freak out the club
01:13:57
because they dare to say hello in you.
01:14:00
Rage quit when the answer is that to go.
01:14:05
Is it incorrect in the world? Oh,
01:14:09
oh, for God damn you.
01:14:12
All I heard was correct.
01:14:13
So let's say you in Virginia.
01:14:16
And maybe I'll try to polish this up a bit, but, it's going to be called.
01:14:20
Who said it?
01:14:21
Please mute your camera before you start using the bit.
01:14:24
Using the patent and fart system.
01:14:27
I couldn't think of anything
01:14:28
great to shove in there yet, but, I just as somebody said, I think.
01:14:31
And so I decided to throw in, I think so, who said more than you think, really?
01:14:36
I think I think they invented blackface.
01:14:41
I did you was me.
01:14:42
That was jaw.
01:14:45
I can't remember who it was because I had to buffer the fucking kid.
01:14:48
He just as above. So below.
01:14:49
What the fuck?
01:14:50
Oh, there.
01:14:50
The videos.
01:14:51
No, he just said, fuck off. Everyone.
01:14:54
But he does. Yeah.
01:14:54
The only I got to get it to stop at one video when you start the other.
01:14:58
If you've noticed, if you don't stop a video, it gets really busy,
01:15:02
right?
01:15:03
I don't know, because there kind of so many things that
01:15:07
they invented and game and I
01:15:10
think really I think I'm sure they, I think they invented blackface.
01:15:14
Definitely not those use those use it enough.
01:15:16
So those I assume so. But.
01:15:20
Why am I dressed like that?
01:15:21
So I said that I'm the one that said that.
01:15:24
Hey, what do I win?
01:15:25
That was from a flat dress.
01:15:27
Number 23 creeps.
01:15:32
So the next, next one we're going to dive right into next one,
01:15:34
this, from number 58, 1776,
01:15:37
who said, kind of see, I think I think
01:15:42
when the Muslims invade, I think if I just do my hair a little
01:15:47
gravy, dude, I don't see I think that much.
01:15:50
And I don't do my hair.
01:15:53
I would never say I do my hair.
01:15:55
Yeah, but if they invaded, do you think?
01:15:59
It's not me.
01:15:59
I know it's not me.
01:16:00
I don't know who it is, but not me.
01:16:02
Oh, no. You got somebody.
01:16:04
I think it's Brady.
01:16:05
It's a draw.
01:16:07
I can't remember, but I think it's Brady.
01:16:09
It can't be Gary because he doesn't have hair.
01:16:11
All right, all right I don't know whether that's a joke that maybe it's sarcasm.
01:16:14
Oh right. I would say something like that. No it's true.
01:16:17
I wore my hair up to this. Did you not? Okay.
01:16:20
This is a game by draw for draw up draw.
01:16:22
The answer is draw.
01:16:24
You're incorrect. The.
01:16:26
I don't like the forehead tattoo.
01:16:28
He almost looks a little more Muslim.
01:16:30
Yeah, it's kind of weird how you're going to see.
01:16:35
I think this one.
01:16:36
I think when the Muslims invade, I think if I just do my hair a little different,
01:16:39
I'll let my beard girl on the Brady I do look the most that love that Muslim
01:16:46
I agree.
01:16:46
Yeah, yeah right.
01:16:48
It's I think it's just because the beard
01:16:51
to smear some dirt on your face and that right in.
01:16:55
Oh, that's not what I said.
01:16:58
I just meant because of my olive green Italian skin.
01:17:00
As long as I don't say it's a memorial, then I could be a like, let me try it.
01:17:06
I look more
01:17:07
all right. This one's boring.
01:17:09
Yeah.
01:17:12
So I don't know, Brady.
01:17:14
You might already, like, have a Q on who this might be be
01:17:17
based on your personal tastes.
01:17:19
I don't know, but number Flashdance live number 97.
01:17:21
Metal.
01:17:23
But when I think of metal, I think Judas Priest,
01:17:26
Iron Maiden.
01:17:29
All right, I know who said that
01:17:30
because it was me.
01:17:36
Brady.
01:17:37
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:17:41
There's just.
01:17:42
Oh, there's all for I can't I can't make the conversation without saying Slayer.
01:17:47
Motorhead.
01:17:49
But when I think of metal, I think Judas Priest,
01:17:52
Iron Maiden and Tara,
01:17:56
who's the I because I just, I just came up with this game.
01:17:59
Who's the next one? And then he mentions,
01:18:02
I don't know.
01:18:02
Oh say like price I'm gay or black guns and posers.
01:18:07
Motorhead.
01:18:08
No, he says guns and posers.
01:18:11
Black Sabbath, that's why.
01:18:13
Mount Rushmore 017. Oh, I got it.
01:18:15
All right. I accept that.
01:18:18
Yeah, yeah.
01:18:19
The next ones aren't that,
01:18:23
Plus, because I don't have what Brady's been bitching at me to do
01:18:27
anyway when it comes to blocking the, ads.
01:18:30
So I have to wait for ads, so
01:18:33
that's fun.
01:18:34
Wait. There's ads.
01:18:35
Let's dive back in today.
01:18:36
Yeah, I like that adjective.
01:18:41
It's a good way to use a system.
01:18:44
It's.
01:18:44
It's hard to, I love it.
01:18:46
It's like a full sentence.
01:18:49
Yeah,
01:18:51
yeah, but that's fine if you get it
01:18:53
right or choose the right one and it's going to get better.
01:18:57
It's.
01:18:57
Yeah.
01:18:57
I'm just trying to figure out the right way to to plug it in there.
01:19:01
So it pulls up like a full sentence.
01:19:02
Q that would make sense based on like who said it type dynamic.
01:19:06
And when you destroy those foundations and you end up with is secularist pursuit.
01:19:11
I love the Omega itself in eating.
01:19:14
It's. Oh yeah, this is one of those I'm sorry, I should have started with.
01:19:16
Oh, I know, I know.
01:19:22
All right. So
01:19:24
I'm on the road. No, no.
01:19:26
Come on now.
01:19:27
We got.
01:19:30
This isn't.
01:19:30
Do you have more?
01:19:31
This isn't so much a who said with postmodernism
01:19:35
the reason that this is a natural
01:19:38
when you.
01:19:38
What are you trying to do?
01:19:40
Gary has this little fixation on something, and I wanted to share.
01:19:43
I couldn't even a single celled
01:19:46
organism knows not to eat itself.
01:19:51
Eating itself
01:19:52
self-aware enough not to eat itself.
01:19:55
Self can move around
01:19:58
and actually eat itself.
01:20:03
It can run into itself,
01:20:04
and it knows not to eat itself because that would kill him.
01:20:10
It's how does an amoeba
01:20:13
no, not to eat itself.
01:20:18
Itself.
01:20:19
He's the only one
01:20:22
domain.
01:20:22
Amelia is self-awareness.
01:20:25
But even an amoeba is self-aware enough to not eat itself.
01:20:29
But when it runs into another part of his body,
01:20:33
eating it
01:20:34
to always taste it, you know, it's it's paralyzed.
01:20:38
So it's watching him eat itself.
01:20:40
Oh, there you go.
01:20:41
You broke the curse.
01:20:44
It started with I. It was in the wrong spot.
01:20:46
But even Ben Shapiro said
01:20:49
it's secular pursuit of values
01:20:51
that ends up undermining itself and eating itself
01:20:55
sucks. Schuller.
01:20:57
Oh, wait. I'm sorry.
01:20:57
I have one more.
01:21:00
Uno. My.
01:21:04
This one is from, Flashdance live 16 drugs.
01:21:11
Oh. Oh, crap.
01:21:14
I like to throw back.
01:21:16
Oh, crap.
01:21:20
Oh that right.
01:21:23
Oh, crap.
01:21:24
Oh. You lost.
01:21:33
Yeah. You,
01:21:35
I think, burp over your sneeze.
01:21:38
She had this. Me.
01:21:40
But I don't know why I thought that was so fucking funny.
01:21:44
I'm good like that.
01:21:46
So. I'm so hilarious. Hey.
01:21:51
Isn't Sunday okay?
01:21:53
She had to sneeze, but
01:21:57
anyway.
01:22:05
This is my router.
01:22:09
I don't think it works like that.
01:22:12
It wasn't doing any good.
01:22:15
It don't look.
01:22:18
This says scenes from the 2026
01:22:20
Beijing World Humanoid Robot games.
01:22:24
This isn't going to be interesting
01:22:25
until they actually fight with humans.
01:22:29
This is, No, you got to play the other one first.
01:22:32
The fucking one where it runs into the wall and then breaks.
01:22:35
What's it called?
01:22:36
I guess it doesn't matter, but you guys just roll with it.
01:22:40
Doesn't matter.
01:22:41
Stick with this one.
01:22:42
I don't see it.
01:22:45
So it was interesting.
01:22:45
The, aspect of, these robots
01:22:49
getting more and more advanced,
01:22:53
definitely seems, Terminator esque.
01:22:57
Oh, I think you found it.
01:23:00
Yeah. Where's the one that runs into the goddamn wall? Where is it?
01:23:05
The guy posted it before that one move.
01:23:08
Yeah.
01:23:14
Yeah, it's supposed to stop that.
01:23:15
Keep running.
01:23:16
Oh. You go.
01:23:17
It looked like this reminds me like a cartoon.
01:23:21
Or it looked like the spa.
01:23:22
You know, it hits the thing. Nothing happens.
01:23:24
And then it kind of falls over and then catches on fire for no reason.
01:23:29
In The Simpsons do that.
01:23:30
I just like
01:23:32
or be in a video game, running into the wall,
01:23:34
running low on, running the wall.
01:23:37
We do have some Simpsons clips.
01:23:39
As soon as we go to Rumble.
01:23:44
Oh, okay.
01:23:47
I mean, I don't we do.
01:23:49
I get that they're trying to show humanoid
01:23:52
robots looking like humans,
01:23:55
but I don't really care if a robot beat Hussein Bolts record.
01:23:58
It's like it's a machine.
01:24:00
The equivalent.
01:24:01
The equivalent here would be like if you threw a couple retards up here
01:24:04
and made them do this stuff, and you are like, oh, they almost figured it out,
01:24:09
right?
01:24:09
Like, you know what else is faster than, Hussein?
01:24:12
Whoa. A speeding bullet.
01:24:14
But I'm not going to put that in the same category as a human running.
01:24:18
Are you making a fucking Superman punch?
01:24:22
Don't hit!
01:24:22
Mike. Don't hit that.
01:24:23
We can't play that one on YouTube.
01:24:26
Superman.
01:24:27
Yeah, I have this new thing that's coming up.
01:24:30
Let's just program
01:24:33
a ping ping ping ping pong.
01:24:35
Let's not go to rumble.
01:24:36
Let's do this really quick.
01:24:38
Give me a plural food.
01:24:40
Are you in Virginia?
01:24:42
Plural food. Oh. I'm not.
01:24:44
Oh, tacos.
01:24:48
Oh, that's literally what I'm about to order, which is hilarious.
01:24:52
Yeah.
01:24:52
We know.
01:24:52
Well, we knew that it was fucking over.
01:24:56
I know, I'll see. Like.
01:24:59
I mean, who cares about that thing running
01:25:01
that has blades and, servos instead of muscles and bones?
01:25:08
And no groans.
01:25:09
Just died in Boston.
01:25:12
Yeah.
01:25:12
I just it's not it's not the same.
01:25:15
And then go to the fucking, go to the other footage, then I did.
01:25:19
Oh, no, we already did it. Right. Sorry.
01:25:22
We have to do it again.
01:25:23
I was looking in my I was looking in my ordering.
01:25:25
Oh, this is going to be a pain in the ass. Hey.
01:25:28
So did you see that?
01:25:30
Somebody died, and now 117 year old woman is the oldest lady.
01:25:35
And I'm not going to show her because she's 117 and she's
01:25:38
tired of having cameras in their faces.
01:25:39
But she said the secret to life is never arguing with anyone.
01:25:44
Bullshit.
01:25:46
Hey, there's no way this is her fucking no fuck off.
01:25:49
Yeah, she's aware that she said that.
01:25:51
Oh, I never agree with any of the news.
01:25:52
Bullshit.
01:25:54
Oh, fucking argue about that now you're going to kill her.
01:25:58
Tell her the fucking.
01:25:59
I bet you you arguing with somebody last week.
01:26:01
Fucking prune juice.
01:26:04
I bet you I can't go to the bathroom.
01:26:07
I need to go now.
01:26:08
My day mind never needs to be chained.
01:26:10
Never looks happy.
01:26:11
She probably expected it. It is expected to die.
01:26:14
Why can't.
01:26:14
I mean, at a certain age, you just to die
01:26:17
almost a lifetime ago.
01:26:21
You know, imagine like.
01:26:22
Oh, my, I'm 89 years ago now.
01:26:24
That's the goal, right? 30 years later, she's.
01:26:27
When you win.
01:26:29
If you made it to that she dies the lifetime.
01:26:31
She doesn't look like she won anything.
01:26:35
This guy's got no.
01:26:38
Well it's his second time ever playing disc golf.
01:26:41
For those of you with shitty scooters.
01:26:43
Can't read or maybe listening on our new Spotify podcast.
01:26:48
I'm ever play it.
01:26:49
It's not new. It's been around since 2003.
01:26:52
Who is this guy?
01:26:53
Oh, this is Hardy. Hardy?
01:26:55
Yes. Is is he a singer or is he,
01:26:58
A bunch of times in concert.
01:27:01
And this guy.
01:27:02
Yeah, he's one of the Hardy Boys.
01:27:03
For the big he again reference.
01:27:08
See, like a zoom in.
01:27:12
If I was.
01:27:14
You want to you don't I could.
01:27:16
All right.
01:27:16
Once again, reference faster horses.
01:27:18
He loved that concert.
01:27:21
The first time he was there, I saw him
01:27:25
last time he was there.
01:27:27
So. And that was the last time there was a faster horses. So.
01:27:30
And nobody's going to comment on the nonstick disease
01:27:33
that he has on his, his shower nonstick disease that he has.
01:27:36
Oh, he's not he's not trying to. Oh, he's probably just fucking.
01:27:39
Yeah.
01:27:39
It's kind of like a tongue in cheek, sort of, I guess. Right.
01:27:42
My problem is just how much I think you're half right.
01:27:46
I'm really mad.
01:27:46
I actually got some standing foam
01:27:48
on some shorts that I really like that I bought like, ten years ago.
01:27:52
And just everything they sell these days is just gas.
01:27:54
Fuck. And. Right.
01:27:55
We just know they look like that.
01:27:58
It looks like that.
01:27:58
That's like that's literally all you can buy these days.
01:28:01
Is that what I did?
01:28:03
I got some awesome shorts on right now.
01:28:06
God, I don't have daisies.
01:28:11
So I'm going to have to start going a beer now.
01:28:14
Wait.
01:28:15
So it is interesting that I didn't get it on film.
01:28:17
They didn't get it on video.
01:28:19
My sponsor. You're not expecting to.
01:28:21
I don't think you're expecting him to get an ace. Is the.
01:28:23
That's why you don't film it, you know?
01:28:25
Plus, you don't live in your phone, you know, like a 12 year old.
01:28:30
This guy has a song that's called screen that basically is any.
01:28:34
Before he performs the song, he tells everyone to put their fucking phone down
01:28:37
and not record and actually enjoy the fucking show
01:28:40
instead of, like, filming it through your screen.
01:28:43
Yeah, motherfuckers. Screen lookers.
01:28:46
Why does he look like kid?
01:28:47
No, it's literally what he says. He says, yeah, motherfucker. He's
01:28:50
a new deal.
01:28:51
No, but that's that's I was there. I just don't brag about this.
01:28:53
Brought me back, though.
01:28:54
This really brought me back to a time where that's like, yeah, I haven't
01:28:58
had an ace in forever. Gary hasn't had ace in forever.
01:29:01
Because at a certain moment, you just you don't you stop.
01:29:04
You stop swinging for the fences.
01:29:06
You know, you play more calculated, like you lay up, play for the deuce.
01:29:11
Yeah, you you can wait.
01:29:13
No, you're not Happy Gilmore.
01:29:15
You're fucking every single basket, every single shot.
01:29:18
You can just fucking crank it.
01:29:19
Who cares?
01:29:19
You know, if you're not playing score, great.
01:29:22
But if you're scoring, you got to be conservative.
01:29:25
You got to.
01:29:25
You got to think the word.
01:29:27
Just lay out a motion like a
01:29:30
shotgun, a beer.
01:29:31
Now I
01:29:33
went to high school.
01:29:34
The got the. Yeah.
01:29:38
So where do you go this golfing that there's a llama.
01:29:41
I don't know because he was just recently there's a lot of places that are combo,
01:29:45
but he was just recently back in, Mississippi for a show,
01:29:48
so, he's doing a comment.
01:29:51
The the the description said something about a buddy back in high school.
01:29:55
So I think he just rekindled some shit locally with,
01:29:58
you know, hey, we're going disc golfing.
01:30:01
I like real people.
01:30:02
Give me an adjective.
01:30:06
Slippery.
01:30:08
So called slippery.
01:30:14
Just for fun, we're going to dive into the next one.
01:30:15
Because I like it.
01:30:16
Sound.
01:30:20
Beep!
01:30:23
Well, the beep beep beep beep.
01:30:24
You've heard this before. Over.
01:30:25
Detection of agency, over detection is the tendency
01:30:28
for lifeforms like me to rule around when you hear rustling.
01:30:32
Now, the rest.
01:30:36
Bro, that's not the button I expected it to be.
01:30:39
It is going into such a.
01:30:41
I gave such a big fucking clue
01:30:44
when Gary said New York, and I was like,
01:30:47
nah, I had. There I am, Gary, there
01:30:51
I am, I'm on my way to New York.
01:30:59
I know, I know, I know the answer to that.
01:31:01
It's practice, practice, practice.
01:31:04
Let's just marinate on that for a second.
01:31:05
We'll just we'll just tease because, because that's where I am going
01:31:10
eventually.
01:31:13
Right.
01:31:14
Give me you son of a bitch.
01:31:16
Are you in Canada?
01:31:20
This is a rap about New York City,
01:31:23
New York, and it was established in 1624.
01:31:26
Was copied.
01:31:28
Oh, yes. Indeed. It's
01:31:31
it went for a million. Not.
01:31:33
And it's not in Ireland. In New York City.
01:31:36
New York City Public Schools is a school district in New York City.
01:31:41
And here are some famous places.
01:31:44
There are Times Square, Broadway.
01:31:47
There.
01:31:47
You go to places around the Times Square.
01:31:50
Dude, he's like next level.
01:31:51
Oh, glory, the Brooklyn Bridge.
01:31:53
And don't you forget that.
01:31:55
Don't you forget, though.
01:31:56
Ron Mirchandani is the mayor of New York City,
01:32:00
New York City is a very fucking large skyscraper.
01:32:05
So yes, indeed it is big.
01:32:08
Yes, indeed, in New York City.
01:32:10
And did I mention how old it is?
01:32:14
It was founded in 1624.
01:32:17
So if he did it again. Yes, indeed.
01:32:20
This is a rap about New York City, New York City.
01:32:25
It's not where I currently am, but I support system
01:32:30
that if you use the fart system. I already said no.
01:32:32
How many times
01:32:33
if you use the file system and put yes, indeed, every single one. Yes.
01:32:38
It's so
01:32:40
nobody else has said yes, indeed.
01:32:42
Until now.
01:32:45
So did you drive through Canada?
01:32:49
Did you take the baby away?
01:32:51
Why would I do that?
01:32:52
The Canadians, it's the most direct way to get from here to New York.
01:32:58
No it's not.
01:32:59
Oh, it's not.
01:33:01
New York, you're to New York.
01:33:05
Well, do you think you can in New York it's the same.
01:33:11
It's the same.
01:33:13
No, but it's faster to drive through Canada to everywhere.
01:33:17
You talk in New York State or New York.
01:33:18
It's not if you're going upstate New York, maybe.
01:33:21
Yeah, yeah. Agreed.
01:33:22
Niagara, sure. But not the city of New York.
01:33:25
But see, he hasn't
01:33:26
been clear because you got to find out if he's right before you,
01:33:28
then you could say, oh, I made upstate New York. Oh, you know, you
01:33:32
you and you're incorrect.
01:33:36
Take me on. Okay.
01:33:36
So you're still in Ohio.
01:33:38
We may have our first ever.
01:33:40
Where in the world is George to go over to Rumble?
01:33:42
Yeah, y'all know started.
01:33:45
You're still on. Wait.
01:33:47
That was a clue where the most started people are in DC.
01:33:50
You're in Washington DC. Yeah, that's a good clue, too.
01:33:52
That's a good clue to
01:33:54
the television show about it.
01:33:57
Oh, see there you go.
01:33:59
I don't watch television.
01:34:00
I don't know animal
01:34:03
alligators. Still again.
01:34:05
Okay. Oh. What's that?
01:34:07
I said alligator the first time you said animal.
01:34:09
It's an alligator. Still, they like it.
01:34:12
Still.
01:34:13
My answer.
01:34:18
Is like part of a math god fucking crazy.
01:34:22
God, you're so stupid.
01:34:24
You're so stupid.
01:34:27
What are we looking at?
01:34:28
Canada is not even on here. So dumb.
01:34:35
It couldn't be any more obvious.
01:34:36
You're so fucking dumb.
01:34:41
To be fair, I'm not even playing
01:34:44
just.
01:34:44
Oh my lord, oh my lord,
01:34:48
it couldn't be any more obvious.
01:34:50
All right, so we're gonna go over to Rumble.
01:34:51
We have Honey Boo sister.
01:34:53
We have Taiwan pacifiers.
01:34:56
We have a former Fox studio rocket person.
01:35:01
Lose it. We have, oh.
01:35:02
We have our dildo segment. Coach gets mad.
01:35:05
Football.
01:35:06
Simpson. Simpson.
01:35:07
Simpsons pilot killed.
01:35:10
Noncitizens auto registered to vote.
01:35:12
Jake lying KKK recruitment fliers LA police versus dirt bike.
01:35:16
Stupid monkey people.
01:35:17
Titanic ride Gary Eazy-E's lovechild.
01:35:21
This seems normal.
01:35:22
Boxing Island boy versus little somebody mash ups
01:35:26
and of course the monologues on
01:35:29
please little Person.
01:35:30
But we can't see the M word version of until we get over the rumble.
01:35:35
So that's why are we we are going to rumble exclusive because you can't.
01:35:39
You have to say little person on YouTube.
01:35:41
You can't say the M word on Rumble, you can't say the M word. So.
01:35:47
My megas.
01:35:51
The unfiltered and
01:35:53
crude proclamation of unrestrained speech.
01:35:56
All right, folks, listen up before
01:35:59
we dive headfirst into crudeness and uncensored manner, here's
01:36:03
our no nonsense disclaimer served with a side of flag humor.
01:36:07
Look, we're here for a good time, not a politically correct time.
01:36:10
All right?
01:36:11
In this crazy world where snowflakes melting, everyone's a critic.
01:36:14
We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
01:36:17
So here goes.
01:36:19
Article one.
01:36:20
Let's get ridiculous.
01:36:21
The sole purpose of our discourse, be it from guests post or any random loud
01:36:24
mouth, is to tickle your funny bone, tease your gray matter,
01:36:27
and illuminate the path to a mirthful existence.
01:36:29
Any semblance of seriousness is purely accidental.
01:36:32
Article to offending everyone equally.
01:36:34
We're equal opportunity offenders, are you?
01:36:37
You don't give a hoot
01:36:38
about your gender, race, religion, or whether you prefer cats or dogs
01:36:44
or dildos.
01:36:46
We're here to roast everyone
01:36:47
from politicians to influencers to our own sorry selves.
01:36:51
Nobody's safe.
01:36:53
Not even game games.
01:36:54
Apple pie article three screw political correctness.
01:36:58
Listen, we ain't here to hold your hand or sugarcoat anything.
01:37:01
So if our jokes offend you, tough luck.
01:37:05
We're not responsible for any ruffled feathers or hurt feelings.
01:37:07
But hey, if you can take the heat,
01:37:09
we promise we'll dish out some belly laughs and maybe a couple of snorts.
01:37:12
Ha ha. Article for fake news alert.
01:37:14
We'll take you outside the courtroom for further details.
01:37:17
The tales, rumors, and downright lies you hear here are as fictional
01:37:21
as a $3 bill.
01:37:23
Any resemblance to real life events or people,
01:37:26
whether alive or pushing up daisies, is purely coincidental
01:37:29
and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
01:37:32
We're pretty sure the Earth is round, and I didn't actually take myself out,
01:37:35
but honestly, who cares? Article five
01:37:39
parody.
01:37:41
Because why not?
01:37:44
Parody and satire are our bread and butter folks.
01:37:47
Any likeness to actual people or characters
01:37:50
is just us having a laugh, not a reason for a lawsuit.
01:37:53
We might not be the smartest cookies in the jar.
01:37:56
We sure not have to stir up some trouble selling clothing
01:38:00
if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a twist.
01:38:03
And congrats! You're our kind of people.
01:38:06
We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some questionable joy,
01:38:09
and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious all the frickin time.
01:38:13
So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride
01:38:16
to the absurd realms of our humor.
01:38:17
While flags rants. Why?
01:38:21
Give me hell yeah.
01:38:24
Shut up bitch!
01:38:29
And. What you're
01:38:35
doing amusing gentlemen, let's get ready for.
01:38:41
Let me tell you something, brother.
01:38:43
Booth, I hope that you're ready to come home to.
01:38:51
Was just introduced
01:38:53
to the sold out crowd in Scotiabank Arena, and I was told my very smart producer.
01:38:58
It's the tortoise and the hare.
01:39:02
Very long.
01:39:04
This is more than just,
01:39:06
this is the WNBA mascot for the tempo.
01:39:12
I didn't know that.
01:39:13
Yeah, apparently that's a name of a team.
01:39:15
I think it's Utah.
01:39:17
It's, What's his name?
01:39:19
It's tempo.
01:39:20
Who's the tempo mascot?
01:39:22
I better not be Utah.
01:39:23
They're fucking Mormons. It's Dez.
01:39:26
His name is Dez.
01:39:27
Her name, I guess it's it's, they them's name is does.
01:39:31
Sorry. My bad.
01:39:34
Her name is Dez.
01:39:35
Dez. The snapping was no to the sold out.
01:39:40
It's a they then Toronto of course because it's got to be Canada.
01:39:45
It is a nine by non-binary mascot.
01:39:48
It is the first ever non.
01:39:49
I thought all mascots were pretty much not because it's just a
01:39:53
it's a costume character.
01:39:54
It's not like it's fucking anything, you know?
01:39:56
It's like deez nuts.
01:39:59
I mean, in some circles, costumed characters are fucking things.
01:40:03
It's like the whole point of it, but, like, not with the mascot situation.
01:40:08
Or at least it shouldn't.
01:40:09
It's not the whole point.
01:40:10
The furries, the furries.
01:40:12
God doesn't normally poop, but when he does, holy
01:40:15
shit.
01:40:18
That's his name does not
01:40:21
somebody put that? Or is that a joke?
01:40:23
I don't know, favorite food is salted nuts.
01:40:26
You think it's a joke?
01:40:28
Yes. Guilty pleasure Asmr.
01:40:34
I don't know the WNBA.
01:40:36
Toronto Temple unveils the new non-binary mascot.
01:40:40
Was she they pronouns.
01:40:42
It looks like a butch lesbian.
01:40:43
It looks like a fat butch. Lesbians.
01:40:48
Even with a couple freckles.
01:40:49
Yeah. In the short yet long hair.
01:40:52
Like it got like an Olivia Newton-John 80s.
01:40:57
What was her video?
01:40:59
Let's get physical.
01:41:01
Okay?
01:41:02
Okay. Sure.
01:41:05
Here's a clear,
01:41:07
clear photo here.
01:41:15
Wait.
01:41:15
I can just make it.
01:41:16
Oh, hold me so low, motherfucker.
01:41:19
Look at this. Beautiful, caring.
01:41:21
Where are you, gorgeous?
01:41:22
That is like.
01:41:25
That's a new Jersey, totally butch lesbian.
01:41:29
I could be, yeah.
01:41:32
Took you fucking all.
01:41:33
There you are. I'm on my way to New York.
01:41:35
Where are you? Ohio? No.
01:41:37
Where are you? Pennsylvania. Where are you?
01:41:39
New York? No. Is in new Jersey?
01:41:41
Yes. Would I be Virginia?
01:41:43
North New York?
01:41:47
Are you? Yes.
01:41:47
That the only thing?
01:41:50
Yeah.
01:41:50
Well, the only thing retarded about I radio
01:41:55
is because those are the only
01:41:57
two states you have to drive through to get to New York from Michigan.
01:42:01
Try to freak out the club
01:42:05
because they dare to say hello in your rage.
01:42:09
Quit when they decided to.
01:42:11
Oh, okay.
01:42:14
We're in the white
01:42:17
third. Drew.
01:42:18
Yo, Georgia, I already pulled it.
01:42:20
So if you go into Buffalo the closest, this is the closest location.
01:42:26
This is the closest location to God damn fuck you.
01:42:30
TikTok.
01:42:32
If you go to New York City, certainly you have a fine.
01:42:37
But now I'll combine new Jersey and Monmouth County.
01:42:41
They had 40,000 residents
01:42:44
and the zip code are 07726
01:42:48
and 07763.
01:42:51
They have men now.
01:42:52
The pine Englishtown Region School District.
01:42:55
That's a school district.
01:42:57
Many alpine new Jersey, U.S
01:43:00
nine and new Jersey 33 go right through the city.
01:43:04
Yes, indeed.
01:43:05
Operation doomsday car mix there and the bread house.
01:43:10
So yes, indeed, Greens Mediterranean cuisine
01:43:14
is there and Bangkok Bistro Thai real words.
01:43:18
Man of the Pine Diner,
01:43:21
and Old Silver Tavern to
01:43:24
the Battleground Deli and Nob Hill Golf course.
01:43:28
I mean, Nob Hill Golf club and mom go
01:43:33
to the Locals Bar and Grill and White Rose boutique.
01:43:37
Name is John famous John God, anchor of perfection.
01:43:43
Is he? Come on one side.
01:43:46
This is a rap about mineral pine.
01:43:48
Jersey man at a park, new Jersey.
01:43:53
Wow. Then not too far from where I'm at.
01:43:55
But if you feel like
01:44:00
he's a perfectionist, he had to correct himself there.
01:44:03
How dare he make a mistake?
01:44:05
Slightly,
01:44:08
but it's hilarious how, our intro like so.
01:44:11
Our intro with the dildo thing.
01:44:13
After a while, I was kind of like, well, how much is that going to maybe fade out?
01:44:18
And maybe, like,
01:44:19
I'm going to like, regret putting something that's not as relevant,
01:44:23
like it's going to be like is relevant anymore.
01:44:26
And like I guess the Tupac thing too.
01:44:27
But it's just funny how like, Tupac is still relevant
01:44:30
and apparently we're still going into which is great.
01:44:34
I love it.
01:44:37
Look up in the sky.
01:44:38
It's a bird.
01:44:39
It's a plane.
01:44:40
And we're.
01:44:41
Yes, Superman.
01:44:43
We're gonna.
01:44:46
Look at the footage for 84 to 53.
01:44:48
I didn't even notice that. Holy shit.
01:44:51
Is that not good?
01:44:53
Which team is which?
01:44:54
Which is the A-Team and which is the I'm assuming
01:44:57
is an angel reason the black team or the person shooting the free throws?
01:45:00
I'm sorry. They're all the black team.
01:45:04
My bad.
01:45:05
I there's a lot teams that do.
01:45:07
Don't skip the eight.
01:45:11
Oh. Oh what happened there?
01:45:14
Indians.
01:45:17
I didn't see it.
01:45:17
That already happened.
01:45:19
I'm watching it.
01:45:20
Does it fall for this?
01:45:22
Oh, there it is. It.
01:45:25
Is it green?
01:45:26
Yeah. The shooting.
01:45:28
It definitely saw it.
01:45:30
Well, yeah.
01:45:31
You just keep shooting.
01:45:32
Wouldn't you, like, take advantage?
01:45:34
They boo the distraction.
01:45:36
There's a thing in sport.
01:45:37
Are you? Were cheering for three.
01:45:39
You're supposed to have the balls are in their shots.
01:45:42
Tony.
01:45:42
This week Park will go to Asian Games.
01:45:46
Oh, she didn't get a chance.
01:45:47
She's like Tweety. She said Tweety. Tweety.
01:45:50
The ref had to quickly call it because what's going to happen if she doesn't is
01:45:54
they're going to dive on that dildo and just start trying to jam it in themselves.
01:45:58
Do you see what that sport does
01:45:59
or you never gets it gets possession of the dildo right.
01:46:03
All right.
01:46:05
They clearly threw it in I know how this game works.
01:46:08
There's the team gets one dildo to us.
01:46:12
I try to attract the you try to throw it near their star player.
01:46:15
Their star player grabbed it.
01:46:16
Their direction. The arrow.
01:46:18
They take turns right when they toss the basketball in the middle.
01:46:21
It's called a tip off. But when they throw this, it's called the clit off.
01:46:24
It's reported this week.
01:46:25
Park will the just the tip off.
01:46:28
Just the tip.
01:46:28
Yeah big park will much better.
01:46:32
Wow dude that's heavy duty.
01:46:33
It didn't bounce.
01:46:34
It completely changed.
01:46:35
I heard it like a bomb too long.
01:46:38
Just went.
01:46:41
The park will skip the Asian game. Oh.
01:46:45
Perfect. Perfect.
01:46:47
He said something about it'll skip the games, right?
01:46:50
Is it skip the Asian person shooting a free throw?
01:46:53
Holy shit.
01:46:55
Did somebody put that in after.
01:46:57
Oh, no. But egg roll.
01:46:59
Oh yeah.
01:47:00
But that skip the Asian and does did put that in the park
01:47:04
will skip the Asian games.
01:47:10
So you got to be like no it's mine.
01:47:12
Yeah that's my reasons there.
01:47:15
Like hey it was that guy.
01:47:17
How far away is she?
01:47:18
I'm curious on how far away she is because they think
01:47:21
they're going to follow her finger to like, who it is.
01:47:25
Like, guys, you know what? She. It was that white guy.
01:47:28
It was that white guy.
01:47:29
Oh, I'm sure it was a white guy.
01:47:32
Yeah, doubt about that.
01:47:33
There's a stoppage here and he gets white guy crow.
01:47:37
Dude, those are fine.
01:47:38
No, I don't think.
01:47:40
Yeah, that's that's kind of weird. Yeah.
01:47:42
If you guys say get them and get them and you can if it's in the vicinity
01:47:45
and there's pretty incitement, she's in trouble there.
01:47:49
You know, two players in the WNBA now there's three.
01:47:53
What
01:47:56
we Sophie
01:47:56
Cunningham and the main one which I can't remember which is hilarious.
01:48:00
I didn't realize you the.
01:48:04
Caitlin Sophie Cunningham.
01:48:05
No, she's the one that's
01:48:08
people again attacking her because she didn't
01:48:11
she didn't agree or disagree with
01:48:14
women being women.
01:48:16
Oh, no. She disagreed.
01:48:19
There was a stoppage here.
01:48:20
And that guy, the perpetrator, something was thrown on him.
01:48:23
And what time is her?
01:48:26
He's him, I found him.
01:48:27
Do I get it?
01:48:28
So should I get him?
01:48:29
She just said, should I get him?
01:48:33
Holy shit.
01:48:34
She goes, get him, get him, get them. Yeah.
01:48:35
She said she saw malice at the palace.
01:48:38
They saw malice at the palace.
01:48:39
And they're like, Holy shit, this is what you're supposed to do.
01:48:42
Yeah,
01:48:44
well, okay, you know what's wrong with her?
01:48:46
Oh, she looks like her.
01:48:47
He looks like her arm isn't upside down.
01:48:50
Yeah.
01:48:50
Elbows here. She's.
01:48:53
Something was thrown onto the court.
01:48:55
This look. And she's not just pointing.
01:48:58
In fact, she's shaking.
01:49:00
So that proves the rage.
01:49:02
Well, not know which side put her hand, though.
01:49:05
Look at her.
01:49:05
He maybe has another one.
01:49:07
He's got more dildos.
01:49:09
This chick is angry. Watch her hand.
01:49:10
There's a stoppage here.
01:49:11
An angel. Reese is pointing out the perpetrator.
01:49:13
Something was thrown onto the court.
01:49:16
She's fucking shaking.
01:49:17
Yeah. She's like.
01:49:18
She's like, they ruined their game.
01:49:22
Oh, coming right.
01:49:23
It's coming right for us.
01:49:26
You guys do realize you've ruined our game a long time ago.
01:49:28
Plus, it's 84 to 53.
01:49:30
This is the most entertaining thing that you could ask for right now.
01:49:33
Yeah. Yes.
01:49:36
And security has made quick work of this.
01:49:40
Wait, so which team is she?
01:49:41
Because it she just showed how long it was.
01:49:44
Look at her fingers.
01:49:46
Dream one team is LA.
01:49:49
Okay?
01:49:50
Ellie's okay.
01:49:50
She's on Atlanta, so she's she's winning.
01:49:54
Her team is winning
01:49:56
because she has 48 rebounds.
01:50:00
All of them are offensive.
01:50:02
I'm confused.
01:50:02
Then do they accept her or no.
01:50:05
What do you mean they don't accept the white?
01:50:07
Which one?
01:50:08
Accept the girl?
01:50:11
More than.
01:50:12
Oh. Oh, I say that there is a statistic.
01:50:16
There is statistics that say that
01:50:19
the African-American community
01:50:23
does not like the Asian community more than other communities.
01:50:28
Really?
01:50:30
And yeah.
01:50:31
Bring kicking me. I'm jacked.
01:50:32
I didn't realize that.
01:50:34
Why now? Unfortunately.
01:50:35
So no, wait, wait. So we went 25 seconds
01:50:40
and nobody touched the dildo.
01:50:43
They're afraid to think that. It's like.
01:50:45
I think they think it's banning someone.
01:50:47
Like, I don't know, like why you think like.
01:50:49
Because all of them are lesbians, so they just assume, like, oh, this is used.
01:50:52
And it's like, no, it's a dude throwing it out there.
01:50:54
So it's never it's brand new. They bought it on their way.
01:50:57
Their public service announcement jaw could be 100% right.
01:51:00
But if you go through your whole life assuming that every dildo
01:51:03
has been somewhere, you're probably going to be better off.
01:51:06
Oh, you know what? I'm wrong.
01:51:07
They probably don't think it's been used because they would all go up to it and go,
01:51:11
0000,
01:51:15
she is she's smelling her shirt right now.
01:51:17
Oh yeah. Right.
01:51:18
And you know, it's tanks and they're like a
01:51:22
you know it doesn't, it smells like rubber instead of like pussy.
01:51:24
They can they immediately know they're like
01:51:27
just sucking. It's clean dildo.
01:51:29
Don't worry about it.
01:51:30
You know what? It's all stage and set up.
01:51:32
The WNBA is like oh leave it there a little longer.
01:51:34
A little longer, right? Yeah. Okay.
01:51:38
Get the tall, blond, white girl to go kick it.
01:51:40
Like, who's the who's the like?
01:51:43
Like who?
01:51:44
They're all like, who's going to touch it? Who's moving it.
01:51:46
Yeah. Want to move it? Who's going to move it.
01:51:48
You got tell me for it.
01:51:49
Like what is this?
01:51:50
Be an adult.
01:51:51
Grab it and just chug it to the side and let's move the fucken attack it.
01:51:54
Just do the same.
01:51:55
Let's move on. It's 100% the little circle.
01:51:58
Scrub the circle.
01:51:59
Scrub the floor with it really quick and then move on.
01:52:01
Let's the ref should either move it or call whoever is fucking hilarious.
01:52:05
Yeah, great.
01:52:08
Like this
01:52:08
is like, imagine that the Savannah bananas.
01:52:11
You know, that's like, let's just do that.
01:52:14
Okay?
01:52:16
Like the WNBA.
01:52:17
Just be the Savannah Savannah bananas and just the
01:52:21
the commentator doesn't miss a beat.
01:52:22
Look, he's still commentating it.
01:52:26
Yeah.
01:52:27
And bring okay object
01:52:31
away. Yeah.
01:52:32
You see look she's the only smarter one.
01:52:34
She kicks it out of the way and says let's fucking go, let's go, let's go.
01:52:37
I'm done with this. Let's fucking.
01:52:39
Yeah.
01:52:39
Like, what are we going to stare out and stare at it so early in the world?
01:52:43
Thank you.
01:52:44
Oh, it's because no one was making a big outrage out of it and just waiting
01:52:48
for, like, the outrage brigade to come in because they're all fucking
01:52:51
pussy ass fucking Democrats.
01:52:55
All right, well, that's quite a piece of political to describe.
01:52:58
We'll go with an object on the floor and just wait.
01:53:02
Hold on.
01:53:03
Just stating a political party doesn't make you political
01:53:06
or the conversation
01:53:09
kicking it away. Yes.
01:53:10
That's what 99% of the WNBA has voted for Kamala Harris.
01:53:15
So more importantly than anything on this show, does she make the shot?
01:53:20
No. I would say no because they're down there.
01:53:24
It's 53 to 84, so they're already not doing good.
01:53:27
They get an opportunity.
01:53:29
But again, motivation in here regardless.
01:53:31
But she does want to show out.
01:53:32
So she's going to try to make it.
01:53:34
But no until she's Asian.
01:53:38
Typically you.
01:53:43
Can't get behind.
01:53:48
That wasn't just a missed you.
01:53:49
That was a block.
01:53:52
It was like a dead stop.
01:53:53
God was just like, fuck off.
01:53:56
She gets another one, right?
01:53:58
Greece returns her.
01:54:00
Oh, she looks a lot happier.
01:54:01
Wonder what she was doing?
01:54:03
Yeah, because she pointed it out.
01:54:05
Yeah. She went.
01:54:06
She went and found that dildo. She's got the towel. Yeah.
01:54:08
They think.
01:54:09
Wait a minute.
01:54:10
Hey, if someone throws a dildo out there, whoever points them out first, you
01:54:14
get it?
01:54:15
We're first. Put it. I don't see it anymore.
01:54:17
Where did she put it? It's. Give it a jump.
01:54:19
Why does she look? Oh, she. It's still. What?
01:54:21
The blurry bitch.
01:54:23
She's running real fast.
01:54:24
That's the battery skill.
01:54:27
I think I'm saying, like she her posture is, like, completely
01:54:29
opposite.
01:54:32
Yeah. Okay.
01:54:33
Yeah. Yeah.
01:54:35
More sports.
01:54:36
Give me a clothing item.
01:54:41
Under drawers, under.
01:54:47
Shoes
01:54:49
over.
01:54:49
Pants.
01:54:52
Is under drawers or over pants?
01:54:54
Because we can go in and down.
01:54:56
Because now, in his next,
01:54:59
is that an over pants?
01:55:00
His pants over pants?
01:55:02
How about that one now?
01:55:05
Noun.
01:55:06
It's time to slow down.
01:55:09
Go off
01:55:11
the past.
01:55:12
I can't hear like a panda sauce.
01:55:13
Glub glub glub
01:55:16
glub glub glub glub.
01:55:21
Glub is what they call this gentleman's testicle.
01:55:23
After this event.
01:55:25
Okay, it's a kid.
01:55:27
It's high school.
01:55:29
So you don't think he had testicles?
01:55:31
I think I his.
01:55:32
It might be younger than high school.
01:55:33
Actually.
01:55:35
Other than maybe it's young high school or younger than high school.
01:55:40
It's a kick the car for the head coach while high school.
01:55:44
Sure. It's not Royal Oak High School. It says Royal High School.
01:55:48
No, it's late for Royal.
01:55:49
It is not local. No.
01:55:50
Because look at the it's a it's like a it's like a random local
01:55:53
look at the local affiliate there, the Simi Valley.
01:55:57
Yeah.
01:55:59
ABC seven.
01:56:00
That's like the call letters.
01:56:06
Here when it happens
01:56:08
I hit the he's like, fuck off, you suck at football.
01:56:12
I don't think he just.
01:56:13
It's like any fuck you know, it's what football coaches do.
01:56:17
Unfortunately, he kicked the ball and it just happened to
01:56:22
do what it did.
01:56:22
I've I've heard this.
01:56:23
I've played football in high school.
01:56:26
The coach gets all fired up to try to inspire the kids.
01:56:29
And it's just like he goes on a rant and he's yelling and I'm like, you know.
01:56:35
Why? Don't think it's unfortunate that this guy guys,
01:56:37
this guy gets fired over it.
01:56:38
In the 70s, we used to call this cup check.
01:56:41
Yeah.
01:56:46
I missed it.
01:56:53
I don't think anybody needed to lose their job.
01:56:56
There it is.
01:56:56
He he's just holding the football.
01:56:57
He just caught it.
01:57:01
No, he should just get suspended forever.
01:57:03
He showed no empathy afterwards.
01:57:04
I don't know if that was the problem.
01:57:07
He, like, he was like, fuck yeah, that was the pig.
01:57:10
That motherfucker.
01:57:13
It wasn't a violent act.
01:57:18
Seriously, he should have had a cup the guy would do.
01:57:20
The coach was still fucking shut the fuck up.
01:57:22
Right. That's a good point, too.
01:57:23
What is this? You're supposed to have a cup.
01:57:26
Cup? Check.
01:57:28
Give me an adjective.
01:57:31
Squirrely.
01:57:32
Oh, I already used that last week.
01:57:33
How about, you can
01:57:37
get, Oh, infected.
01:57:42
Jesus.
01:57:43
So I have to go, infected? Or can I just.
01:57:47
You just infected the guy
01:57:50
and more man productions present. Man.
01:57:54
Getting hit by football.
01:57:58
You. Oh, mama.
01:58:03
This contest is over.
01:58:04
Give that man a $10,000.
01:58:07
This isn't America's funniest Home Videos,
01:58:10
but the ball is groin.
01:58:14
It works at so many levels.
01:58:18
Roll it again.
01:58:21
And the Oscar goes to.
01:58:23
They've got to win this one.
01:58:25
And. Hey, Brad. Everyone in Hollywood.
01:58:27
George, this got in, man.
01:58:29
Getting hit by football.
01:58:32
You do?
01:58:36
Yeah.
01:58:37
I climb.
01:58:43
It's funny.
01:58:43
And every other walk of life.
01:58:46
I knew this would happen.
01:58:48
I put you on the jury and you vote for the stupidest film.
01:58:51
I have every right to be on that jury, even though I got there
01:58:54
because I'm sleeping with the head of the festival.
01:58:56
How many times have I heard Rex Reed say that?
01:58:59
Oh, great.
01:58:59
Now you're going to make fun of me.
01:59:01
No, Homer, I won't make fun.
01:59:03
But I will suggest that
01:59:04
there may be better things in life than seeing a man get hit in the groin
01:59:08
with a football. Yeah. Hi.
01:59:13
I don't think so.
01:59:15
Still funny.
01:59:15
Even if it's a kid.
01:59:20
I think it's funnier that it's a total accident.
01:59:23
My man was just, like, outraged.
01:59:24
And then he was like, whatever you either you in that moment,
01:59:27
you either double down or you immediately go, oh shit, I'm sorry.
01:59:31
And he was like, no, he was trying to prove a point.
01:59:33
And that point got him fired.
01:59:36
Give me a nickname.
01:59:39
Fist.
01:59:47
Curly is a terrible nickname.
01:59:48
Curly. Curly.
01:59:51
It was.
01:59:52
It was the nickname of the bald guy of the Three Stooges.
01:59:58
It will just double it up because this one's weird.
02:00:00
You might need to think about it a second because it's add, random object.
02:00:04
So, I don't know the fuck that means corkscrew bestow perfect.
02:00:14
I know that's such a proper name, but.
02:00:18
You fist people.
02:00:19
No, I don't fist people.
02:00:22
I'm pretty sure I saw you fist the goddamn one time.
02:00:25
Looks like the sword of power
02:00:28
is still
02:00:29
smaller than.
02:00:30
So let's just cut my hand.
02:00:32
So big in your hand is the other hand.
02:00:37
This one's pretty big, too.
02:00:39
That's why the sword looks so small when I hold it.
02:00:42
And you are but worms beneath my foot.
02:00:46
Worms?
02:00:47
What worms you just cause.
02:00:50
But worms.
02:00:53
I saw that movie.
02:00:54
It's pretty good match with the universe.
02:00:56
The new one.
02:00:57
Dolph Lundgren was in it.
02:00:59
And he was.
02:01:00
It was so funny because I thought he did say butt worms.
02:01:03
And I literally thought that at the same time. Idris Elba dead.
02:01:06
It was very. Yeah.
02:01:14
Here's what I think I'm doing.
02:01:15
I'm I'm flunking this, flag live.
02:01:20
Animal.
02:01:21
Oh, animal is a hippopotamus.
02:01:33
Live from the villager news desk.
02:01:37
It's a beautiful Tuesday morning here in Barre County, Michigan.
02:01:40
I'm sure it was the
02:01:43
employee of the Michigan Secretary of State's office reported to me.
02:01:47
What did you say?
02:01:47
I can automatically register to vote.
02:01:50
Yeah, he's way to fuck up there, you know? Yes.
02:01:52
The confidential provided, you know, at the customer
02:01:55
and automotive records system is programed to congratulate
02:01:59
and inform non-citizens that they're registered to vote.
02:02:02
When the confidential informant provided a proof to her supervisor
02:02:06
that non-citizens are automatically registered to vote, the supervisor
02:02:09
stated that the county clerk would identify the non citizenship status.
02:02:14
Unfortunately, this is not true.
02:02:17
The county clerk has given access to the qualified voter roll
02:02:21
after the Secretary of State.
02:02:23
What offers a person to vote?
02:02:25
The qualified voter in Genoa not designate a citizenship status.
02:02:30
Once a person is registered to vote, they have the ability
02:02:33
to receive a mail in ballot or vote at the poll.
02:02:35
Whether ID card the polls do not verify citizenship status.
02:02:40
My office, for this matter,
02:02:43
to the United States Department of Justice, can me
02:02:45
hater of conspiracy to violate 18 U.S.C.
02:02:49
611 and place non-city townships non excuse me,
02:02:53
non-citizens on the qualified voter roll and in the jury pool.
02:02:57
Additionally, I am asking a Michigan legislature
02:03:00
to use its resources to remedy the illegal voter registration
02:03:04
and placement of the jury pool immediately.
02:03:06
My office encourages witnesses
02:03:08
with additional evidence of non-citizens receiving automatic voter registration.
02:03:12
To report this evidence to my office or to your local sheriff,
02:03:17
you know this is wrong.
02:03:18
It's time to act.
02:03:21
Donald is a really nice guy, you know, and I'm not I'm not doubting that
02:03:25
they see me personally.
02:03:27
Most definitely.
02:03:30
But he just provided.
02:03:31
This is the one I want to say.
02:03:32
He's a well-spoken, well-mannered.
02:03:35
He's like a polite guy.
02:03:39
Well-spoken.
02:03:43
That's an unfortunate timing.
02:03:44
He's a, well, smoking. Well,
02:03:47
he's a well-spoken.
02:03:52
You know,
02:03:52
when you really spoke English well,
02:03:55
I spoke my bike.
02:03:58
Is that a thing?
02:03:59
You could spoke a well, what you can do is give me a verb.
02:04:02
Past tense.
02:04:06
Craft.
02:04:13
Sorry, this isn't the funny part yet, but holy shit.
02:04:16
Have you crossed a black woman? Mark
02:04:19
over our past?
02:04:22
Who is this?
02:04:23
I look, it literally looks like a combination of Mama June
02:04:28
and Honey Boo Boo, which is their sister, which I forget what the name is.
02:04:32
Pancake. Some shit. Really?
02:04:35
What's her name?
02:04:36
What's your white trash? You.
02:04:39
Yeah. What's her name?
02:04:41
Potty. Poopoo pancake. Right.
02:04:43
I, I love it.
02:04:46
I hope it is.
02:04:48
I hope for cake, but it fucking should be.
02:04:51
God damn it.
02:04:53
Where is my.
02:04:53
Where's my.
02:04:54
I'm sorry, but where are they now?
02:04:57
Larger sort of.
02:04:58
Yeah. This is the Honey Boo boo.
02:05:00
You were like, what a great show back in the day.
02:05:03
Really? Yeah.
02:05:04
And so the woman came to mama June took all of their money.
02:05:09
Do it all good.
02:05:10
It was it was literally.
02:05:14
Yeah.
02:05:15
Mark. Yeah. I think I'd blow.
02:05:17
Oh. In my first day.
02:05:21
What, like who want like.
02:05:23
Yeah. Like my.
02:05:26
And I recently, just last week
02:05:28
hit my highest day on only fans this far.
02:05:32
And, like, honestly,
02:05:34
I know people don't agree with what I do my work and I'll like,
02:05:37
whatever the case there may be that they don't know what they don't agree
02:05:40
with, but like, no, they don't agree with what you do in your work.
02:05:42
They agree with you doing it, being blessed, being very full for like
02:05:47
the amount of opportunities that that spot to me,
02:05:49
but also like the financial stability that that has bought, like my entire family.
02:05:54
Can you tell me what the amount was on your high today?
02:05:57
The still you guys were on a fucking television show.
02:06:03
For years, compared to the money you can make on only fans,
02:06:06
I say was like 14 15,000.
02:06:11
Just to be clear. So this is Honey Boo Boos.
02:06:13
Do they got paid $1 million an episode on friends?
02:06:17
I'm not on the Learning Channel, honey boo boo, come on,
02:06:21
dude, that was a big show.
02:06:23
It wasn't.
02:06:24
They still rerun that shit.
02:06:27
You know, residuals.
02:06:28
It's insane.
02:06:31
I don't think the trailer park entertainment lawyer
02:06:32
really got them what they deserve.
02:06:34
Then.
02:06:38
Did they deserve anything?
02:06:42
I'll be right back.
02:06:43
I have to go find a new Jabba.
02:06:47
No video on this one.
02:06:48
I will skip that one.
02:06:52
Which one?
02:06:53
Pilot killed in a small plane crash.
02:06:55
I don't see a video.
02:06:56
There's a I thought there was a video attached to it.
02:06:59
Otherwise I reposted it, and there's one with a video.
02:07:02
If not, then it's like the video is buried in the.
02:07:05
Oh, wait, it's in picture. In picture.
02:07:07
For some reason, I didn't. You again,
02:07:09
I don't coach that.
02:07:14
I do.
02:07:18
I. You're not a pet.
02:07:23
Helicopter, helicopter.
02:07:28
For the for the comfort.
02:07:32
We turn now to Pennsylvania.
02:07:33
And a deadly collision caught on camera there.
02:07:36
A small plane slamming into a police helicopter
02:07:38
yesterday at an airport outside the state capital of Harrisburg.
02:07:42
The video, as you may imagine, hard to watch here.
02:07:44
CBS is Michael Jordan. Not that hard to watch.
02:07:47
It's a pretty fun watch.
02:07:49
I watched a baseball game in Harrisburg once.
02:07:52
Okay.
02:07:54
You watch a helicopter crash there.
02:07:56
It's before.
02:07:57
It's on the border of America.
02:07:59
You're about to watch
02:08:01
it happen.
02:08:02
In an instant, a security camera.
02:08:05
That was so cool.
02:08:07
I mean, how
02:08:10
there.
02:08:10
What other duration would it have happened in?
02:08:14
Right. Yeah.
02:08:15
Over a long, drawn out instant.
02:08:19
No. Do that rotor.
02:08:23
You know, the graphics in, in, What's the snap?
02:08:27
What movie was that? And everybody just disappeared.
02:08:29
They turned to powder a little dirt, dust.
02:08:31
Oh. Marble.
02:08:34
Yes.
02:08:39
Yeah, you got it right.
02:08:43
It looks like they're grabbing for it.
02:08:45
That was an entire plane and a rotor that turned into the snap people.
02:08:51
It happened in an instant.
02:08:53
A security camera captured that that that.
02:08:56
What did you call that?
02:08:56
Disintegration or atomization?
02:09:01
And, Judy captured the moment.
02:09:04
Cessna one.
02:09:05
All right, then why do they call those little perfume
02:09:07
bottles that just turn things into a mist?
02:09:08
They call those atomizer?
02:09:10
I think so I think it's a little bit of an understatement.
02:09:16
Overstate.
02:09:17
Did you know they call those perfume squeeze bottles atomizer?
02:09:21
No. I learned something every week on the show.
02:09:23
Why are you gay?
02:09:24
Flew right into a Pennsylvania State Police helicopter hovering.
02:09:28
Technically, it didn't fly right into it.
02:09:30
He kind of skimmed over the top of it,
02:09:33
which is covering it all.
02:09:34
It was on the ground, and it looks like it's ground up just a few feet.
02:09:38
No, I think it's been grounded.
02:09:41
Okay. Airport.
02:09:42
Take it to the state capital for like six inches.
02:09:45
I imagine you're going to be there.
02:09:47
Watch here.
02:09:47
CBS is Michael George mid-air.
02:09:50
There's only Michael George.
02:09:51
There's only one point in the entire planet that is the mid-air.
02:09:54
Maybe two.
02:09:56
Are you sure?
02:09:58
Look, it is off the ground and moving.
02:10:00
For the record.
02:10:01
Okay, let's see it turning.
02:10:03
Did you see it?
02:10:04
No. Okay.
02:10:05
But what is this other plane doing in the vicinity of,
02:10:08
like, the runways to the right of the.
02:10:10
In the vicinity? You mean near the airport?
02:10:13
Like, right? Yeah.
02:10:14
Are you looking for a more specific answer than it's the airport?
02:10:19
Why are all these people at the beach?
02:10:21
I can't believe there anything you can see.
02:10:22
That great road.
02:10:24
I'm assuming that great road is the runway.
02:10:26
The helicopter is on the grass.
02:10:28
Yeah, that that makes perfect sense to me.
02:10:32
Yeah, it should make perfect sense to everyone in this scenario
02:10:34
except the fucking plane.
02:10:37
Well, whoever's landing they see, they pull up. See?
02:10:39
They're pulling up right now. Right now they're pulling up.
02:10:41
Like, I don't know how you didn't see it before this.
02:10:44
All right, so they bounced.
02:10:45
If you watch the whole thing, it's somebody doing a horrible pulls up.
02:10:48
You can see he's like, oh shit.
02:10:50
Yes. Is Michael George
02:10:52
Michael Jordan.
02:10:53
In an instant, Michael Jordan,
02:10:57
do you think maybe like there was a woman on and she went,
02:10:59
instead of saying, hey, there's a plane to air,
02:11:01
there's a helicopter to your right, like women like to do.
02:11:04
And I can tell the woman every time, hey, by you shouting like that
02:11:07
and giving me no option and no input, you honestly making the situation worse.
02:11:11
And then the next time it happens. Yeah.
02:11:14
A security camera
02:11:16
captured the moment a Cessna 150 flew right into a Pennsylvania
02:11:20
State Police helicopter hovering just above Sylvania off the ground.
02:11:25
The helicopter crashed in the grass off the runway.
02:11:28
The airplane is obliterated in pieces.
02:11:30
State police say the helicopter crew was conducting routine exercises
02:11:34
that the car wasn't disintegrated.
02:11:36
It was obliterated attempting.
02:11:37
That's a better word to land. Which one was it?
02:11:40
Suddenly veered obliterated into the back of the helicopter.
02:11:44
What caused the oh, wait, that's not the crash is still unclear.
02:11:49
What? What are you talking about?
02:11:50
We all saw what caused the crash.
02:11:52
It was weird. Yeah, they realized it.
02:11:55
Yeah, they were trying to.
02:11:57
At the same time,
02:11:59
a woman drive for three months.
02:12:00
They'll come to that same conclusion.
02:12:02
I have no information at all to tell me either a pilot of
02:12:06
either vehicle was at fault.
02:12:09
Yeah, no one was to blame.
02:12:12
I think the plane.
02:12:13
Why wouldn't they be?
02:12:17
The plane missed the runway.
02:12:19
Whether that was because of the helicopter was in his way.
02:12:22
No, the helicopter was off to the grass.
02:12:26
We are the what?
02:12:27
And the luxury in the way that a crash was up
02:12:30
to the guy inadvertently.
02:12:33
Yeah.
02:12:35
Or ever helicoptered.
02:12:38
Lloyd Slusser was following his mother in law,
02:12:40
one of the men was mowing his mother in law's lawn.
02:12:44
What a great. What a scene.
02:12:45
A gentleman, you know, at the bottom of, lawnmower is sort of like
02:12:50
a helicopter.
02:12:51
Helicopter?
02:12:55
It is one of the nuts.
02:12:57
I don't know about gear, though, right, right.
02:12:59
Because my son is upward.
02:13:02
Yeah.
02:13:03
Wade Slusser was mowing his mother in law's lawn.
02:13:06
He jumped a fence and ran towards the wreckage
02:13:09
where he found the two injured troopers.
02:13:11
As the officers got out of the plane, the pilot,
02:13:15
when I saw he was the helicopter, he meant to see the helicopter, right?
02:13:19
Nobody. Nobody. He said
02:13:22
he to say a helicopter.
02:13:25
Yeah.
02:13:26
I've heard of it for of 35
02:13:31
even I caught that part of the story and I wasn't even paying attention
02:13:34
and like, normally, well, you know, helicopter and plane,
02:13:36
but specifically a helicopter and specifically a plane.
02:13:40
So it definitely matters helping the copilot out.
02:13:44
The pilot was in a little bit worse shape.
02:13:47
He kind of immediately like down.
02:13:48
Both troopers were brought to a local hospital.
02:13:51
He immediately went down on him.
02:13:53
That's completely inappropriate.
02:13:55
People did lose their lives, even though we're joking.
02:13:57
It's horrible for any family members or anybody
02:13:59
that was connected to these people. No, it's not.
02:14:02
I would really hate.
02:14:02
Oh, good thing you get out a horrible noun.
02:14:06
Did you say you get a payout
02:14:09
cuz? So you
02:14:11
clearly never lost anybody close to you yet.
02:14:15
Oh, I got a payout.
02:14:16
So it's cool. I'm good.
02:14:19
Yeah.
02:14:19
That's a my injury over there.
02:14:21
One has been released.
02:14:23
The pilot of the Cessna has been identified
02:14:25
as Paul Socolovsky, an ER doctor.
02:14:28
It was an example.
02:14:29
Last night we lost a good one.
02:14:32
Governor Josh Shapiro.
02:14:36
Ben Shapiro.
02:14:36
Our community comes together in tragedy.
02:14:41
Now, even
02:14:42
though there was no air traffic control, they.
02:14:45
Oh that Michael George an example last night Michael.
02:14:49
George together in traffic.
02:14:51
I'm going to come.
02:14:54
Now even though there was no
02:14:55
air traffic control. Hey.
02:14:59
So there was no air traffic control.
02:15:02
Look, it's there could have been some no.
02:15:06
No. Don't go.
02:15:08
No. Where are you getting this information?
02:15:12
We want all power at our disposal.
02:15:15
Coordinates don't come touch with the NTSB.
02:15:19
Dude, the puns are just on credible.
02:15:22
Listen to this one.
02:15:23
The control tower at the airport.
02:15:24
Both pilots were injured.
02:15:26
I think you said that right?
02:15:28
They were in touch.
02:15:29
They touch each other's power at that airport.
02:15:31
Both pilots were in touch with each other.
02:15:34
You're an ass.
02:15:36
Yeah.
02:15:38
Direct.
02:15:39
What a fucking direct.
02:15:41
Yeah, we just said that was the most rudest.
02:15:46
Rudest, most rudest.
02:15:52
Yeah.
02:15:53
More ruder.
02:15:54
You. I do.
02:15:58
The rudest are the more ruder.
02:16:00
More rudest.
02:16:01
The Roto-Rooter rotor.
02:16:04
It was the rotor. They slammed.
02:16:06
It was the rotor at fault.
02:16:08
It's not going to work.
02:16:09
Fucking no.
02:16:11
Accidentally fucking proving that sometimes
02:16:14
helicopter puns accidentally happen.
02:16:16
Accidents sometimes what? Puns.
02:16:19
Helicopter puns?
02:16:22
Sorry, I'm nowhere near the button.
02:16:26
I am, I'm right on top of the button.
02:16:28
The only time I can't push a button is when I'm just about to share a video.
02:16:31
Until I close it.
02:16:35
But it could be cooked in.
02:16:40
One of the open.
02:16:44
Does he say butter pooper Buttercup?
02:16:47
Yeah, he does, but you heard it. Yep.
02:16:49
You got ran into Jake Lange.
02:16:53
Who's Jake Lange? Who
02:16:55
I don't know, I you share the video.
02:16:59
Yeah I know that's the whole point of it though.
02:17:02
He like was stirring up some trouble which I love.
02:17:04
People who started trouble.
02:17:05
Trouble maker. An instigator.
02:17:07
Yeah, but he's a trouble maker for the right.
02:17:09
He's an extreme rightist.
02:17:11
He's an agitator, right? Extremist.
02:17:13
And that's your Seinfeld quote.
02:17:16
Oh, that's when there's this Muslim woman who seems very innocent.
02:17:19
And she is. But
02:17:21
are you sure on that?
02:17:22
The reverse. She's all she's all rigged up.
02:17:26
He's all rigged up.
02:17:26
Like her husband's going to beat her if she isn't. Yep.
02:17:30
Whoa.
02:17:32
Oh, well, that much is true.
02:17:33
I doubt, I doubt she drove there herself, so let's not like
02:17:37
this is Florida, not Iran at the airport.
02:17:42
And I was telling him that's the whole point right there.
02:17:45
Get that town hall.
02:17:46
And I missed him because I came late.
02:17:48
How was the event?
02:17:50
Yeah, yeah, because my husband dropped me off late.
02:17:52
Very strong showing in, Muslim capital of the world.
02:17:55
Did you say her husband had job? Left her?
02:17:59
What? Yeah.
02:18:01
Dropped her off.
02:18:02
Western hemisphere. Dearborn, Michigan. Dearborn.
02:18:04
Hey, Stan.
02:18:05
We had about 800 Christian show up, and it's not like that.
02:18:09
I work in or around Dearborn all the time.
02:18:11
I've never once heard the call to prayer.
02:18:14
I'm not saying it doesn't exist.
02:18:15
Yeah, but you see the writing everywhere.
02:18:18
Yeah, but if I open a business, if I open a business
02:18:21
in Little Italy, I'm going to write everything in Italian.
02:18:24
What an idiot. I'm an idiot not to.
02:18:26
You're going to write an immigrant.
02:18:27
You're you're you're not opening in Little Italy.
02:18:30
You're opening it in America.
02:18:32
The signs are both in English and in whatever.
02:18:36
Yeah, but why, Stan?
02:18:38
It's Dearborn.
02:18:39
Stan. Sure.
02:18:40
Why am I getting ad in Spanish?
02:18:45
Como esta?
02:18:46
Yeah.
02:18:47
I don't like getting spams.
02:18:48
In addition.
02:18:50
And you guys could barely muster two 300 Muslims in your own town.
02:18:55
This is a wrong America.
02:18:57
That Christian dominance, that America.
02:18:59
You just want to hit the front
02:19:00
and all you need is the party lost for encroachment.
02:19:04
Just like you guys say Israel's encroaching in
02:19:07
and you're like the Palestine thing, right?
02:19:09
Well, we are being encroached on by your people, of foreign people.
02:19:13
You have a different God. You have a different style of language.
02:19:15
You have a different style of dress. You have different food.
02:19:17
You have a completely different don't forget Sharia law people than us.
02:19:21
You're out.
02:19:21
He's got a good point.
02:19:23
You know, like that's nice.
02:19:24
Like I've never heard that angle before.
02:19:26
I know that's new, but it's pretty. It's not a
02:19:29
no that's not.
02:19:30
Yeah. You mean like a
02:19:32
it's not terrible.
02:19:33
It's not a terrible angle. Right.
02:19:35
When if you're trying to convince someone who's all had dressed up.
02:19:42
Like, don't y'all have a problem
02:19:43
with the Palestine situation?
02:19:46
I don't I don't have a problem or problem.
02:19:51
Like, oh,
02:19:51
they're invading or this is our territory or who belongs here?
02:19:54
Who's here first? Or it doesn't matter who is here first.
02:19:57
We own and now there you go.
02:19:59
It doesn't matter. Here's who's the first.
02:20:03
The only reason that you had the first
02:20:05
is because somebody else hasn't decided to take it from you.
02:20:09
I know you're like, fuck that, but there's somebody with more weapons
02:20:12
and more people and more strength, whether it's the law of another nation
02:20:15
or your neighbor,
02:20:17
we choose to live civil,
02:20:20
I appreciate that, I'd like to keep it that way.
02:20:23
You choose to live civil.
02:20:25
This isn't. Yeah. Yes, exactly.
02:20:27
But I'm saying, like the the only thing they are doing
02:20:31
something is their choice not to.
02:20:39
And if the if the Muslims can procreate more, which seems to be
02:20:43
how you populate the earth, and they should they should win.
02:20:47
We need to have more kids.
02:20:48
Adjective.
02:20:50
But also if you move here slimy,
02:20:54
you can bring your culture, you can bring your food,
02:20:56
but you should also respect the country's culture and assimilate
02:21:00
in some way.
02:21:03
So the same way that you guys say Israel's
02:21:06
encroaching on you, the Muslims are encroaching on us.
02:21:09
Wrong. Holy shit. That's wrong. How so?
02:21:14
They both may be encroaching, but not in the same way.
02:21:17
Because no, we don't have like missiles and bombs.
02:21:20
Here we have people that are calling to prayer and putting signs up
02:21:24
in a different language
02:21:25
may not be very popular, and it may not be what they should be doing,
02:21:29
but it's not the same as the war torn area of Israel and Palestine.
02:21:34
And the food might be smelly, but it's delicious.
02:21:37
I don't want to start shit with this guy because I just some white
02:21:41
Christian Europeans and I make a comment, get you out of our country.
02:21:45
Can I make a comment?
02:21:46
I was actually at the town.
02:21:48
At least he stated his objective loudly and clearly.
02:21:50
He just wants out of the country,
02:21:52
regardless of if it's the right thing to do or not.
02:21:57
Paul and everybody
02:21:59
that I met and interviewed, I wonder how many generations of his people are here.
02:22:02
He looks a little bit Israeli, if you ask me.
02:22:05
After I don't care or counter
02:22:08
their account, or they weren't with you, so they were all against you
02:22:12
in the town hall. You're talking. I know he said he's a Christian.
02:22:15
I just said he looks Israeli with the haircuts.
02:22:17
A little militant is what I was trying to say,
02:22:18
not Israeli outside like he is coming with them.
02:22:23
They're all of those like,
02:22:25
I wasn't in the military, but I'm going to have the haircut.
02:22:29
Then the body posture, as I said, militant instead of veteran
02:22:34
physique.
02:22:36
He's got the boots.
02:22:37
He just doesn't have the hardware. The
02:22:40
as someone who
02:22:41
used to be more disciplined, the young
02:22:45
took me to you like that.
02:22:50
Yeah.
02:22:50
If you and you get beat a lot, then.
02:22:58
Place
02:23:00
Japan.
02:23:07
Give me a vehicle.
02:23:07
Also,
02:23:09
Tesla, I'm pretty sure
02:23:11
that life doesn't have a meaning.
02:23:15
And if there's a God, then he doesn't look like me.
02:23:19
And I'm just a member of the current apex species.
02:23:23
But there will be another when the humans go extinct.
02:23:27
We've only been around 200,000 years, and they're actually in the pool in here.
02:23:32
So can we think of actually a ginger not really playing it.
02:23:35
They're not really playing it a 100,000,000,000 trillion.
02:23:38
We act like it all was made for us.
02:23:40
There ain't no way that we're the oh, he's definitely playing.
02:23:44
I'm not important and neither are you.
02:23:47
Well, he doesn't make us do whatever we want there.
02:23:51
You know
02:23:52
that's.
02:23:53
Yeah I was making significant.
02:23:55
So this clip we're living in because nothing matters anyway.
02:24:00
Isn't that great?
02:24:01
I'm pretty sure.
02:24:04
I don't know if this was great.
02:24:05
I have other adjectives, and I was going to get.
02:24:11
It's kind of game.
02:24:14
All right.
02:24:17
Well, Jesus creeped me out anyway.
02:24:20
Yeah, I don't think they're the same
02:24:22
as you and me.
02:24:24
No, not all of them are not the same.
02:24:27
They all look the same to me.
02:24:30
Give me an adjective.
02:24:31
Yeah.
02:24:34
They look good.
02:24:39
Trace, I want
02:24:41
think as I am.
02:24:43
I'm in Amy's script.
02:24:44
The Amy's angels won.
02:24:46
There was the second thing.
02:24:47
Didn't make sense.
02:24:48
I was she say the sucker thing?
02:24:51
Amy's angels was angels won.
02:24:54
There was the second thing.
02:24:55
Didn't make sense.
02:24:56
Oh, I know it sucked into her soccer thing.
02:25:01
Yeah, I know, but I didn't have time because we have to do this while I was
02:25:04
still reading it.
02:25:06
I bet you wish she did the Lions game.
02:25:08
She goes up to second deck.
02:25:10
I can't wait for you to go through the Tigers.
02:25:13
Don't go back.
02:25:14
I'm already getting ready by then, but this time we had to do the PSA.
02:25:17
So please finish what I was saying.
02:25:21
Okay?
02:25:21
Keyshawn just came in here and said something about marking off.
02:25:24
Go ahead.
02:25:26
I don't think you are.
02:25:27
You're walking out really angry.
02:25:29
Here we go.
02:25:30
Shit. Piss. Fuck. Hancock. Sucker.
02:25:32
Motherfucker.
02:25:33
Is bitch.
02:25:35
Wow.
02:25:39
Really angry bitch.
02:25:41
Blown out. Geez. I'll pull up for that.
02:25:44
Thank you. So, Pete,
02:25:47
you going to throw the ball?
02:25:48
You're going to throw a bitch. And then at Jesus, Pete's right after.
02:25:50
It's like, yeah,
02:25:53
I like to do this.
02:25:55
Maybe you do. Jesus. Pete's first.
02:25:57
You want to go, oh do you want to like ask.
02:25:58
You want to like or go to it?
02:26:01
See, like you wanted to put the point on the exclamation point.
02:26:06
I like combining like kindergarten party,
02:26:09
profanity with, like, serious hardcore adult profanity.
02:26:15
Serious hardcore.
02:26:16
Well, I think she's realizing that she's still on camera and a hot
02:26:19
mic and a hot camera.
02:26:20
That's how I got that camera.
02:26:22
But check it out. She's not done.
02:26:24
I don't think you'll see what he want,
02:26:26
but can I feel please finish what I'm going to say.
02:26:28
What the fuck?
02:26:30
Or go up and.
02:26:33
And she did it again. She should.
02:26:35
What the fuck? And then she's like, grow up.
02:26:38
Wow. All right, grow the fuck, you fucking cunt ass bitch whore.
02:26:42
I fucking will murder you. Fucking.
02:26:44
I'm gonna.
02:26:44
My dad could beat up your dad. Grow up.
02:26:48
You're a big fat dummy head.
02:26:54
Your job done your head.
02:26:56
That's what Gary says.
02:26:58
Give me a noun,
02:27:00
dummy head.
02:27:02
Rind.
02:27:05
After the crash. I have to go.
02:27:08
You've got to be kidding me.
02:27:12
One 800 calls.
02:27:13
They immediately connected me with some kind of.
02:27:17
He said, when can I come to your house?
02:27:20
I knew this is a and a commercial
02:27:24
Sam Bernstein loft, but I know, you know know what these look like.
02:27:27
But a neighborhood in Dearborn Heights.
02:27:30
So I had to way through that before I could see the actual content. Yes.
02:27:35
Yeah.
02:27:35
That's what most people.
02:27:38
Yeah, I'm used to it.
02:27:40
I've seen that before.
02:27:42
Like today is Amy Lange is live and surprised.
02:27:45
They're my guardian and it.
02:27:46
Amy it's sad to say that we're just seeing this over and over again.
02:27:49
Yeah. Roof.
02:27:50
And this is sort of just down the street.
02:27:52
Sorry, I forgot to say.
02:27:53
The opening this episode of Flat Trans Live is brought to you by the letter K,
02:27:59
where we really
02:28:01
I mean, these are fliers advertising
02:28:04
for the KKK, complete with a QR code.
02:28:07
Things like neighborhood watch.
02:28:09
No need for flock. When we're on the block.
02:28:12
We saw dozens of in the city just saying like on top level.
02:28:16
And you're seeing right now, oh yeah, thrown from my car
02:28:20
by some white nationalist asked me what green name Dearborn.
02:28:25
They advertise for the Trinity White Knights of the
02:28:28
Ku Klux Klan with a post office box in Aberdeen, Ohio.
02:28:32
But the knee. This is not free speech.
02:28:33
This is literally diverse in terms of race and religion.
02:28:36
And the people we spoke with say the KKK came
02:28:39
to the wrong place to recruit.
02:28:42
This is actually everyone looks white.
02:28:45
It's not coming from totally the wrong place.
02:28:47
I think this needs to be.
02:28:48
I mean, anywhere in America would be a place to recruit, right?
02:28:53
Yeah, it's it's the numbers.
02:28:55
They could have put out a thousand fliers.
02:28:57
If they get one, it's successful to them.
02:28:59
And they are those people.
02:29:02
Oh, wait, let's read the flier.
02:29:03
Reparations for whites for a government.
02:29:06
Wow. Remote.
02:29:07
And what does it say? KKK?
02:29:12
Down at the bottom,
02:29:13
it says the Klu Klux, the Knights,
02:29:16
quite Klu Klux Knights of the Round Table.
02:29:20
I can't read it. It's too blurry.
02:29:22
Well, this is unnecessary.
02:29:24
I don't like what's going on. It's unnecessary.
02:29:25
I don't.
02:29:27
All right, so this is this is not a popular position, but it's not.
02:29:30
I don't like what is going on.
02:29:32
It's not unnecessary to the people that think that that's the right way.
02:29:36
I don't think it's the right way.
02:29:39
But these people have a right to say that's the right way.
02:29:43
What do these people,
02:29:45
the KKK, white people, believe we should be?
02:29:48
Oh, you don't hate, but you just these getting a little hand.
02:29:52
Okay.
02:29:52
I can see us disagreeing on religions and stuff.
02:29:55
Like I'm going to start checking.
02:29:56
What if you sneeze every Monday at 1230?
02:29:59
I don't like that they're even littering with these signs now. Yes.
02:30:03
I don't like the littering with the sign with it.
02:30:05
And it's I'm afraid, where are they posting?
02:30:08
The signs of people are ripping the signs down and throwing them on the ground.
02:30:12
And those people are the ones
02:30:13
that are literally killing them, that somebody will buy an author window.
02:30:20
I guess so,
02:30:20
because if you were to, like, walk around and staple them to trees,
02:30:23
people would like run up to you and want to confront you.
02:30:25
So well, that's what you want.
02:30:28
AirDrop to be much easier.
02:30:29
You just like do a group canvasing with with fliers.
02:30:32
The best thing is for somebody to walk up on you and talk about it,
02:30:35
because then you can share your point of view.
02:30:37
Well, that sounds superlative.
02:30:40
Worse, instead of that's the right word. No.
02:30:44
Now we do this, all right.
02:30:45
Because I've never heard this before.
02:30:47
We've not heard back from them yet.
02:30:49
Give me a superlative adjective.
02:30:54
It's all so weird.
02:30:55
Demand, right.
02:31:01
Questionable.
02:31:08
Why is a superlative?
02:31:11
Because it's it's makes it.
02:31:13
I put it on sketchy. It makes the adjective
02:31:19
superlative.
02:31:21
Superlative.
02:31:22
This is sketchy.
02:31:24
Let's make sure I got it right into this gas station.
02:31:27
He will be cornered here momentarily.
02:31:30
He will not have much time to do anything, but he's got several seconds
02:31:34
to come up here.
02:31:35
So, basically looks around, likely hears the helicopters.
02:31:42
He is trying to get gas.
02:31:44
They will be pulling in here.
02:31:45
Got so you guys motherfucker,
02:31:48
how do you keep him up in a fucking hot
02:31:51
pursuit?
02:31:54
Oh, how I I've got to believe any second.
02:31:58
Oh. Okay.
02:32:00
He did so good.
02:32:01
Why didn't he take it out at the end?
02:32:03
Is this some kind of movie?
02:32:04
This is a movie.
02:32:07
They're film.
02:32:07
I don't know why he didn't try to just whip it out and, like, and go.
02:32:10
I don't know if you just.
02:32:11
You would have, like, he got excited
02:32:13
and just thought it would like, fly out, but yeah those are meant to quick detach.
02:32:17
Yeah. So maybe he just assumed it would.
02:32:20
Leave any sick.
02:32:22
Oh. Hold it. Hold the pop up.
02:32:25
I'm going to say that when I the,
02:32:28
oh. Hold the pop up.
02:32:30
Pulled the pump.
02:32:32
This is really getting crazy really quick.
02:32:35
This is dangerous, but normal circumstances.
02:32:38
But with, you know, with a live, hot pursuit, the risk here is amplifying
02:32:44
by the second he is dialing buddies up, like there's no tomorrow.
02:32:48
I mean, I don't know who in the world he's calling me.
02:32:51
He's coming within inches of oncoming traffic as a lawyer.
02:32:55
His mom, mom, I love you.
02:32:56
I'm about to die.
02:32:59
Fuck!
02:33:00
Oh, why can't I see the translate?
02:33:02
Maybe he's like, hey, Gary, look, I'm on TV tonight.
02:33:05
Just,
02:33:08
carries on these conversations.
02:33:10
This is at least maybe he's got a police scanner app, and he's holding up
02:33:13
to his ear, listening exactly what road to go through.
02:33:16
Oh, yeah.
02:33:17
The time he is actually talking
02:33:19
that step on like he's on Who Wants to Be a millionaire?
02:33:22
Trying to figure out who his lifeline is
02:33:24
and trying to figure out where he's going to hide this bike.
02:33:27
Who Wants to Be a millionaire is an old game show you.
02:33:29
Those of you that don't know, he is, apparently,
02:33:33
on the phone with one of our photographers, somehow.
02:33:37
Wait, what he is.
02:33:39
He's calling the fucking news.
02:33:41
It's like, hey, you got me in frame, man.
02:33:43
You make me look good. You owe me.
02:33:45
Did you already just said that everyone here that his lifeline is.
02:33:48
And trying to figure out where he's going to hide this bike?
02:33:51
He is, apparently,
02:33:54
on the phone with one of our photographers.
02:33:58
Somehow, I think he just managed to reach ABC seven,
02:34:02
and now somehow he said, okay, Google, please call ABC.
02:34:08
Los Angeles, he's what?
02:34:11
The world? He just
02:34:13
he put he he he got somebody
02:34:15
to put gas in a gallon container for him and leave it in the park.
02:34:21
This is a movie, dude.
02:34:23
Yeah, right.
02:34:25
He just put gas in that bike.
02:34:28
Somebody was able to drop gas off in the middle of the park.
02:34:32
LAPD, look at people running through the park.
02:34:34
LAPD in the park.
02:34:36
Now crossing through this major intersection.
02:34:38
That's Broadway at El Segundo Boulevard.
02:34:40
People running for their lives, running through the park as he now tries to flee
02:34:45
a gallon of gas.
02:34:47
But somebody waiting for him in that park.
02:34:50
This is unbelievable.
02:34:52
Just when you thought you've seen it all, this is really,
02:34:55
I mean, it really takes on a new level of concern here.
02:34:58
He's continuing to drive recklessly, blowing through major intersections,
02:35:02
obviously not in the right frame of mind on the road running through here.
02:35:07
Look at that.
02:35:07
That is Imperial Highway of Figaro.
02:35:10
Another wild left turn there.
02:35:12
I mean, he has nine lives.
02:35:14
This guy, it's unbelievable.
02:35:16
He appears to have dumped the bike.
02:35:19
He is now running through private property and jumping fences on foot.
02:35:24
He is now hiding in a trash bin in one of these properties.
02:35:29
That appears to be most likely his final hiding spot.
02:35:33
It a.
02:35:35
Oh, okay.
02:35:37
See, this is when you ask normal people,
02:35:41
normal questions.
02:35:45
No. What about that clip you were about to show?
02:35:51
What is that?
02:35:51
You normal people.
02:35:52
Normal question. Sorry, I want I thought they're going to shoot him.
02:35:54
I had to go back.
02:35:56
Oh, they tried to shoot him.
02:36:00
It's a black guy.
02:36:02
I'm shocked. That's why I'm here. Shocked?
02:36:04
Give me emotion.
02:36:05
Emotion is the next forward.
02:36:10
Emotion.
02:36:11
Emotion forward.
02:36:13
Like gratitude.
02:36:14
Grateful.
02:36:18
And feel grateful.
02:36:22
I feel horny,
02:36:24
plural. Food
02:36:27
to this?
02:36:29
Yeah.
02:36:32
I was just snacks.
02:36:35
Yeah.
02:36:35
You didn't get my tit joke from the monologue.
02:36:37
I had to interrupt you. I interrupted you too much.
02:36:39
The monologue is your uninterrupted time.
02:36:42
Here. I want you to love me. You're alone.
02:36:45
No, I was I, I try to respect that time.
02:36:48
I occasionally get antsy.
02:36:50
I want to interrupt, and I don't, and very rarely do I.
02:36:54
I feel that, Brady. Probably you feel the same way, right?
02:36:57
Not today.
02:36:57
Plays a little notes and again. Yeah that's fine. Sometimes.
02:37:00
Sometimes you just say fuck it and you go no, no no I'm interrupting this shit.
02:37:03
Yeah yeah, yeah it's fine. It's perfectly fine too.
02:37:05
But a lot of times I'm like, nope.
02:37:07
Oh wait, oh wait. She's in pretty good shape. That's
02:37:11
that's why I sort of make a note.
02:37:14
Okay, good.
02:37:14
Yeah.
02:37:15
I don't like the I don't like the.
02:37:16
She's like, seriously. No,
02:37:19
I if you don't know any of these answers
02:37:21
you're stupid.
02:37:25
Who is Donald Trump?
02:37:26
I couldn't hear anything at first.
02:37:27
So, Mike pence, when was that?
02:37:31
Was his original his first vice president?
02:37:34
You guys can hear that?
02:37:36
I like this this one's got two letters.
02:37:40
Yeah, I can't hear it. And it happens over here.
02:37:43
Can you hear?
02:37:44
No, but I've heard it before, so I know the answer is good evening.
02:37:48
What matters is the fucking audience can hear you, dumb ass.
02:37:51
Yeah, you better if they can.
02:37:58
So no one could hear it.
02:38:01
But really, it's just eye candy,
02:38:03
she said
02:38:04
JK Rowling instead of because he said J.
02:38:08
Yeah, I don't give a fuck what she has to say.
02:38:10
I just show her again.
02:38:12
I know that's why I have the three prayers government
02:38:18
all okay.
02:38:18
I feel the other one.
02:38:19
I mean, I don't mind looking at her, but
02:38:22
there's four and they're all cute if you count all of them.
02:38:26
Even the big boned girl Olive.
02:38:30
Never mind.
02:38:31
Name the three branches of government, I said.
02:38:33
Olive, I think they they just miss executives like they get.
02:38:39
We can not hear them. So just. Yeah.
02:38:41
No, judicial, legislative. No problem.
02:38:44
They skip just say just say what they have to say.
02:38:46
Oh, there we go. Yeah, I think that one. Yeah. You.
02:38:52
I like her and her mama.
02:38:55
I don't like that. Yeah.
02:38:58
Let me see.
02:39:00
I don't have to see that over. Go.
02:39:05
All right. So,
02:39:07
one more thing.
02:39:10
Oh, my God,
02:39:12
the thing that makes this so funny is the some of the answers are just so stupid.
02:39:17
Yeah. What's the First Amendment?
02:39:18
Free. Free will.
02:39:20
Yeah. That's funny.
02:39:22
That's what we'll say.
02:39:24
Yeah.
02:39:25
Free will, free will.
02:39:29
Let's get a TV show.
02:39:32
Let's go.
02:39:33
Will and Grace.
02:39:35
Wow. Yeah, I said it.
02:39:40
Did you.
02:39:41
I did.
02:39:48
Yeah.
02:39:49
Show.
02:39:50
Yeah. Exactly.
02:39:51
Yeah. Where in the world is your
02:39:54
to rent return?
02:39:55
Then we are to do this.
02:39:57
Yeah, but they said California, so
02:39:59
they were wrong.
02:40:03
Love child time.
02:40:04
Whenever you're ready for me to read it, we're done.
02:40:06
Yeah, let's do it. Which has gone horribly,
02:40:11
has gone horribly.
02:40:16
This guy is off easy.
02:40:18
And Gary had a love child.
02:40:21
Okay.
02:40:23
But instead of a still shot, you can see him do.
02:40:25
That's totally American. Musk.
02:40:28
It's a nice suit. And Liberace the.
02:40:30
Until I got a part meeting in five minutes.
02:40:32
No face. What?
02:40:33
That is this guy for what?
02:40:35
What a good thing. What do you tap dance?
02:40:36
They could spank last, but I couldn't find his name.
02:40:39
I know, I
02:40:41
know, I know, it's not Chris Allen from.
02:40:43
Okay. Oh.
02:40:47
You're going to watch here.
02:40:49
Well, I, I guess I'll have to, but the last guy was hung
02:40:53
like a Grecian bowl.
02:40:56
Yeah, the bit isn't funny.
02:40:58
Block it with one of these winged pads.
02:41:01
You know what? I don't really have to go anymore.
02:41:03
I'm kind of in a hurry. What do you got? A nervous.
02:41:05
You got?
02:41:05
No, no, you got no shag syndrome, right? No.
02:41:08
When you're at when you're at a ball game, you got that trust.
02:41:10
That sound just like Gary Teeth crawls up it.
02:41:12
Yeah, I'm just kidding.
02:41:13
Look at, you know, what's six zeros?
02:41:16
Well, yes, it's an old one. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
02:41:19
I feel like a piece of gum. Maybe freshen up that personality
02:41:23
here.
02:41:24
You're a really unpleasant person that.
02:41:26
Well, yes. I've been told that I was.
02:41:28
I was voted in high school.
02:41:29
Most likely to watch people take Thompson.
02:41:31
Bang Nelly.
02:41:34
All right, get off to a little meeting.
02:41:35
I'm sure Dunkin Donuts.
02:41:37
Be glad to hear from you.
02:41:38
Okay. I'm just going to keep doing it. Okay?
02:41:41
All right.
02:41:41
Not done.
02:41:44
You'll see that on the high def.
02:41:46
You'll see that spitting image.
02:41:48
So you guys ready?
02:41:49
Yes. This is flatulence.
02:41:53
That's known. Now
02:41:55
this is a definite yes.
02:41:58
This is fresh.
02:41:59
Let's.
02:42:04
I looked up the motion
02:42:08
and I was wrong.
02:42:09
I thought it was derogatory.
02:42:11
It's an extreme. Either good or bad.
02:42:14
I thought it was bad.
02:42:15
Like being
02:42:17
superlative just means extreme.
02:42:19
Like good or bad.
02:42:21
And I was going bad.
02:42:22
But that's either way.
02:42:25
Sorry.
02:42:26
Please keep
02:42:28
your lunch now thing.
02:42:31
This is bad.
02:42:32
I just ordered this.
02:42:34
This is fresh. It's
02:42:37
one day my shabby boyfriend decided
02:42:39
to go on an adventure to the Pentagon.
02:42:43
He packed his favorite aides and a sexy snack.
02:42:45
Because of course, you can't adventure without tacos.
02:42:50
He walked through the slippery forest.
02:42:52
He heard a strange beep.
02:42:54
Suddenly, an alligator wearing a under drawers jumped out
02:42:58
and said, give me your glob or else being infected.
02:43:02
Being the infected person he is, my boyfriend responded, not today.
02:43:06
Curly, and pulled out a corkscrew from his pocket.
02:43:10
The hippopotamus was so surprised that it crapped away,
02:43:13
leaving behind a treasure chest filled with shoes.
02:43:16
He opened it and found a map leading to a slimy secret Japan.
02:43:21
Without hesitation, he hopped into a Tesla and raced off.
02:43:25
When he got there, he discovered a gay rhino waiting for him.
02:43:28
It said, congratulations!
02:43:30
You're the questionable adventurer ever.
02:43:32
My boyfriend returned home feeling grateful and couldn't
02:43:35
wait to tell me about his wild day.
02:43:38
He ended up.
02:43:40
He ended the night by eating snacks and watching his favorite will and grace. The
02:43:45
yes. Oh
02:43:49
as above, so
02:43:52
so gay.
02:43:54
Oh my lord.
02:43:56
I tried to explain to my four year old son that it's
02:43:58
perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants,
02:44:02
but he's not buying it.
02:44:03
In fact, he's still making fun of me.
02:44:08
That an excuse you made or he's made?
02:44:11
There you go.
02:44:12
You figured out the joke?
02:44:15
I pooped my pants.
02:44:18
I peed my pants.
02:44:20
I, sure.
02:44:24
Yeah.
02:44:29
What the fuck, sir?
02:44:30
It's the Brady and Brady
02:44:33
and ordinary as above and so below.
02:44:37
Because he's so close, Brady.
02:44:39
And for sure, we're doing it our way.
02:44:43
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
02:44:46
Brady.
02:44:47
And your show it's Brady and draw.
02:44:50
It's their show now Brady.
02:44:52
Draw.
02:44:56
Wait.
02:44:56
That's bullshit. Oh wait.
02:45:00
Oh maybe it's no video.
02:45:02
Is there a Titanic video or is it just a story?
02:45:06
Titanic oh I thought so.
02:45:09
There is video.
02:45:09
I wasn't sure in the link, but I just figured today's headlines.
02:45:17
Well, the.
02:45:21
One that there was a video, but.
02:45:22
That's right.
02:45:24
We'll find it in two Tuesday.
02:45:25
It looks pretty cool, actually.
02:45:29
It's a titanic attraction.
02:45:31
Where? Let's see what it says.
02:45:33
Family theme park slammed over disrespectful Titanic ride for kids
02:45:36
but owner refuses to cave to woke brigade.
02:45:42
So he should have every right to make any ride as offensive as it is.
02:45:45
And if people don't like it, they won't go there and it won't succeed.
02:45:48
And then the ride will fail.
02:45:49
That's kind of a free market and how it's supposed to work.
02:45:53
I bet there's a lot of people
02:45:54
that are offended by haunted houses and the such.
02:45:59
Subtle attraction is located in Gravely
02:46:01
Fruit Farm in Hitchin, which opened in 1981.
02:46:05
It's been around since 1981. Oh, the.
02:46:08
Yeah.
02:46:09
Well, I don't know if Gravely Fruit Farm in Hitchin opened in 1981 or the
02:46:12
the ride it.
02:46:17
But I found a better fucking video of it. But.
02:46:20
Well, so the pictures are I kind of do it like so it's it's like that
02:46:23
people the kids get in it.
02:46:24
There's the big black cock and then it tips up like the
02:46:30
yeah hold on I got from the they don't look, it's all padded.
02:46:33
It's all padded for the kids.
02:46:36
Just roll down.
02:46:37
It's super light too.
02:46:38
It looks like it's not metal.
02:46:39
Obviously it's all, tarp.
02:46:44
It looks fun and have it.
02:46:45
I mean, would they been better if they just called it shipper?
02:46:48
It's a commercial. If they were here, they would have called.
02:46:50
If they would have called it shipwreck, would that make everyone okay?
02:46:54
We really didn't want to be insensitive at all.
02:46:56
And we sort of slightly panicked and said, right, we'll change
02:46:59
the name, we'll change it from Titanic, and we'll change it to the big tipper.
02:47:02
And we've got the signs made. I like shipwreck better.
02:47:05
The big tipper sounds like we got doing that.
02:47:08
Was is it a plan?
02:47:09
Words for the Big Dipper initially.
02:47:11
So the point is their water.
02:47:13
Social media got their friends, saying that, you know, there's.
02:47:16
Oh, this is like a, like a giant slide, which I used to love when I was a kid.
02:47:22
Yeah.
02:47:22
Potato sack.
02:47:23
And you go down this giant slide and.
02:47:26
Yeah, all the gay people are on the slide while we did the roller coaster.
02:47:28
Historical tragedies.
02:47:30
So why is this?
02:47:31
Like, you were child world War Two games as World War one?
02:47:35
Well, we we weren't gay.
02:47:36
The predators were the gay one, you know?
02:47:39
And when you were a victim.
02:47:41
Yeah, we weren't gay yet. And we're not like you were a victim.
02:47:43
But just look at what you were wearing.
02:47:45
And I think you don't think you were like, whatever.
02:47:48
I think it's anything else I'd say might sound gay, so I'm going to stick.
02:47:54
Oh, that's some good.
02:47:56
Do you know what may have be any gear?
02:47:58
That wouldn't be any gayer than the other shit you said.
02:48:00
Yeah, I've had blood leaking out of my anus, so I was wrong.
02:48:03
I'm sorry. That is.
02:48:04
That is probably
02:48:04
my only gayest act that I've ever done is I may have given oral sex to my son.
02:48:08
I could possibly do, like going down the slide.
02:48:11
So I've had sex with a woman.
02:48:14
But what if
02:48:18
you've tried that?
02:48:18
Okay, so that's two things I did that were gay.
02:48:20
I know you've tried the butter, but
02:48:23
since hearing these groups of guys
02:48:25
that I played with.
02:48:28
Music,
02:48:30
I blew Frosty's whistle
02:48:32
in an ice show, which is still gay, but it's different.
02:48:35
It's worse. It doesn't make it better.
02:48:38
No, it doesn't,
02:48:40
but it's not gay.
02:48:41
And I was a child.
02:48:41
I was a child.
02:48:42
So by the same terms, I could not be gay, just the predators.
02:48:45
What did. He didn't want to be a
02:48:47
we sort of slightly panicked and said, right, we'll change the name like this.
02:48:51
Makes it seem like it's like so much more of like a thing that's going on.
02:48:54
It's put the signs on, we change the whole thing, know there's a
02:48:57
there's video games like you can be the great, you can like try to escape the
02:49:02
so the like escape rooms in general escape.
02:49:05
You don't get to play.
02:49:06
Even people that have been trapped
02:49:08
and tortured in like media people have commented, this is one.
02:49:12
Instead of forcing to change the name, you know what you do.
02:49:13
If you don't like it, don't go right.
02:49:15
It don't give the guy money like escape rooms.
02:49:18
And like, this is literally like preschool escape room.
02:49:22
Okay, so no, wait. So in there you have people complaining.
02:49:24
It's not a you just sit there and you wind.
02:49:26
Wait, it's not escape room.
02:49:27
It would be more like if it was called, you know, the gas chambers in in
02:49:32
Nazi Germany.
02:49:34
That might be offensive.
02:49:36
You know, instead of the escape room, call it.
02:49:39
I don't want to say escape room
02:49:43
and room mode to escape or.
02:49:47
What did they call the ovens?
02:49:50
Whoops.
02:49:51
The ovens that
02:49:54
a farm in the UK is under
02:49:55
fire for a Titanic themed amusement ride.
02:49:58
For $3 a go, kids can hop onto a replica of the ship
02:50:02
and slide out of it when the hull lifts up, just like the real one
02:50:06
did before taking roughly 1500 lives to the ocean floor.
02:50:10
The farm at first didn't have like that.
02:50:12
Now the manager says
02:50:14
he will not cave to what he's heard others call the woke brigade.
02:50:18
A farm in the UK is under fire, not tanks.
02:50:25
But he did say that he changed the name of it
02:50:28
caved.
02:50:29
He said he wouldn't cave and then he caved.
02:50:36
Wait, what did that say?
02:50:38
Taiwan's first rocket test scared
02:50:40
its own people.
02:50:45
Is that real?
02:50:45
Is this real?
02:50:48
It doesn't appear to be very stable.
02:50:52
They don't really aim at.
02:50:53
It's more like launching a bottle rocket.
02:50:55
You know, when you
02:50:59
push the stick off via the bottle rocket and you launch it?
02:51:02
Yeah. What do they call it?
02:51:04
Stupid.
02:51:06
What's the, traditional name for that?
02:51:11
The device
02:51:13
that I don't know.
02:51:14
What do they call it?
02:51:16
Oh, I know, I know, fart.
02:51:19
They have to to top. Yes.
02:51:23
Yeah, yeah.
02:51:23
What do they call it?
02:51:28
So that gives you the right to call the child five year old.
02:51:31
Then what did you call the child? The word.
02:51:34
Fuck you, nigger.
02:51:36
I believe they call it the N-word chaser.
02:51:40
So apparently they, launched
02:51:41
an inward chaser.
02:51:45
It's like this guy.
02:51:49
How do you know?
02:51:49
Gentlemen, this bout is scheduled for three, three minute rounds.
02:51:53
The weight division. So you.
02:51:55
And then why? I'm just singing good and bad.
02:51:58
Oh, is there a goth ring girl?
02:52:01
Where is this? The last one?
02:52:04
Why? Where?
02:52:05
This isn't. Why are we watching this? Brady? This is.
02:52:07
Where are we watching this?
02:52:09
This is some
02:52:11
online influencer guy named Aiden Ross. Who?
02:52:16
I have no idea why,
02:52:18
but apparently Drake sucks his dick occasionally.
02:52:21
I don't know, but he put on this, like, boxing thing,
02:52:24
and I think that's one of the chef's vampires.
02:52:27
And in the blue corner ring, I don't know if the midgets,
02:52:32
famous person, but they're both pretty poor.
02:52:36
She has vampire teeth.
02:52:40
So I'm sorry
02:52:41
I apologized to the vampire community by calling her goth.
02:52:44
I know they don't like that. Apparently they're different.
02:52:46
I learned that on South Park.
02:52:48
Hang 124.2 pounds.
02:52:51
Jeremy Smith of Water
02:52:56
put on some weight 124.2.
02:52:59
Do they always do the point?
02:53:00
2 pounds?
02:53:02
I thought they just said, I don't know, for a midget maybe
02:53:04
119.8 pounds, every ounce counts.
02:53:09
That's 119.
02:53:10
Hold on.
02:53:11
The give it up. No.
02:53:18
I love water put on what?
02:53:20
In the like.
02:53:21
I can't remember what you like.
02:53:24
All of water put on what,
02:53:26
is in the red corner, weighing a 119.8.
02:53:30
Yeah, yeah.
02:53:31
Ladies and gentlemen, hang on for 24.2 pounds.
02:53:36
This one.
02:53:37
Gentlemen, give it up for Cody.
02:53:41
He's got a pound of ink on him.
02:53:43
Two red
02:53:47
and another pound in the, mouth guard.
02:53:49
I'm a just Highland boy.
02:53:52
Don't touch gloves.
02:53:53
I'm just.
02:53:54
I let my I don't know who either one of these guys are.
02:53:58
The ones that I'm just.
02:53:59
I love my, neon. Oh, yeah.
02:54:03
It's like, happy I'm not down here for the kick.
02:54:05
It actually is.
02:54:06
This is the guy that sucked his brother's dick.
02:54:09
I can't believe I know that.
02:54:15
Well, they like us.
02:54:17
Oh that's nice.
02:54:17
Like Joseph waves.
02:54:23
Okay so I don't have a brother but I don't.
02:54:25
I think it'd be okay to kiss him.
02:54:27
How how did they kiss?
02:54:32
Like daily.
02:54:36
Hold up.
02:54:37
Wait a minute. Something right?
02:54:40
Ain't never seen it. Nope. Nope. Just.
02:54:43
All right.
02:54:43
How is this? Can even work, though? When
02:54:46
you know he's got a Superman punch
02:54:51
in the body? Just straight body.
02:54:52
Body blood.
02:54:54
Dude, both of those guys combined would be to something.
02:54:57
This guy that's refereeing the fight
02:55:00
has got to be more than that right now.
02:55:04
You got. Let's go.
02:55:05
Come on, come. Me, bro.
02:55:08
I got the midget.
02:55:10
Who do you got?
02:55:13
Clearly.
02:55:15
Wait, which one's the midget?
02:55:18
The short.
02:55:19
I can't even see.
02:55:20
I don't think reaching the shorter one.
02:55:22
That's. That was not a question.
02:55:24
The ball landed in response. Looking at this video, the bald one.
02:55:27
Any reasonable, normal person would say that
02:55:30
one of the black trunks.
02:55:33
The one of the shorter, the bald one,
02:55:36
right?
02:55:37
Oh, well, he's bald just above the years.
02:55:39
Down.
02:55:41
Oh, yeah. But one's also a mental midget.
02:55:43
So he got it. He got it, Jerry.
02:55:45
Chicken all over.
02:55:46
Aaron's all over you.
02:55:48
The guy in the red trunks is on fire.
02:55:52
His hair looks like.
02:55:53
Oh, let's go, Jerry, he can't hit him with the.
02:55:57
Oh, no,
02:56:00
I hit like, oh, hold it.
02:56:03
You can't live down getting beat up by a little person.
02:56:06
Oh, wait. Why? Why you break it up?
02:56:08
You don't look why? That's offensive.
02:56:10
Come on, little man.
02:56:13
Don't get tired. Do those matches.
02:56:14
Those aren't even punches.
02:56:16
They're more like swings and slaps with gloves on guitar.
02:56:19
You got.
02:56:19
Oh my God.
02:56:21
Oh, midget!
02:56:22
Or you on the wall. Whoa!
02:56:25
Oh my God, both of you!
02:56:27
Holy shit!
02:56:30
Cops out!
02:56:32
Oh, he's doubling up.
02:56:33
Oh my God dang! Get him! German!
02:56:36
Jeremy! Joe! Jeremy!
02:56:38
He's booing him.
02:56:39
How do can how do you can. Charleston.
02:56:42
What do you think about this? How do you take out my knees with.
02:56:45
But I got my on Jeremy.
02:56:49
And Jeremy King at 100.
02:56:53
Come on bro.
02:56:54
Oh, God.
02:56:56
You know. Oh, he said he's talking shit.
02:56:59
He's talking shit out.
02:57:03
Oh, he's the only one.
02:57:07
You go, oh, that's way better.
02:57:08
Oh he's not into how you hit it out the door.
02:57:14
You can't do that in boxing.
02:57:18
Can you do that?
02:57:19
You can't do that.
02:57:20
Oh, oh I mean, until someone official.
02:57:24
Yeah. He's done.
02:57:26
Yeah.
02:57:29
Let me get on the door.
02:57:31
Wait. I'm not even sure who threw who.
02:57:33
Jeremy hit hard.
02:57:35
I'm dead for even the rest of this is Jeremy Smith.
02:57:38
Deadlift 700 pound.
02:57:39
He's strong.
02:57:40
And the referee just broke both of his arms.
02:57:45
We tried to square them up,
02:57:47
but even the ref said, listen, he just dislocated both the shoulders.
02:57:52
Team Smith deadlift 700.
02:57:53
Now he's strong and he is the strongest little person in the world.
02:57:57
God, he's not an amateur.
02:57:59
He he ain't like he he.
02:58:01
Oh no, oh no,
02:58:05
oh no.
02:58:06
Oh. So down call it.
02:58:09
You got to call it out like he's.
02:58:12
Oh please keep hitting him. Gun.
02:58:15
You got it.
02:58:16
I'm like
02:58:18
man, you know
02:58:20
what did.
02:58:25
This guy's not like that.
02:58:27
No. Good job.
02:58:30
Perfect. Jeremy.
02:58:32
He just got him.
02:58:32
No gun.
02:58:33
He can't take punches. He gave up.
02:58:35
Yo. His face sexy French neon. Go, come.
02:58:38
Fucking light. Go call him out.
02:58:41
Well, that was the fight.
02:58:44
I think I just won ten grand
02:58:47
prize picks.
02:58:51
You put that on?
02:58:52
What's that shit called?
02:58:56
No, I didn't, I've never gambled
02:58:58
that goddamn the gamble on anything so that everyone's pushing me.
02:59:02
I can't think of it.
02:59:03
Yeah, there's two of them.
02:59:05
I'm going to let you think for a little bit.
02:59:07
Don't Google it.
02:59:08
Oh, I didn't mean to share that.
02:59:18
I can't hear it.
02:59:19
I hope they can hear it.
02:59:21
Oh, you don't need to hear it.
02:59:24
There's just some jackass describing it.
02:59:34
Yeah.
02:59:35
Cool.
02:59:35
Shit. You.
02:59:41
Oh. That's two,
02:59:44
Okay, I got this.
02:59:45
I got to play this. He.
02:59:46
Gary picked it, not me, but I feel obligated to do it because it's
02:59:49
part of the show.
02:59:53
And with the show.
02:59:55
Ordinary rants.
02:59:56
Monday, 10 p.m.
02:59:57
eastern.
03:00:06
The whole.
03:00:07
That. That was awesome.
03:00:08
Every once in a while, the AI ups the tempo.
03:00:13
When it goes into it, does it super slow and then picks up tempo.
03:00:16
I just find it very satisfying.
03:00:21
You hear that?
03:00:22
You hear the theme coming in Duggar, Duggar dun dun.
03:00:24
But then it doesn't stay that tempo.
03:00:34
For the.
03:00:44
I keep doing laundry on right.
03:00:57
So we go
03:01:00
so don't we do.
03:01:15
Do you
03:01:17
breathing.
03:01:18
Take my breath no further.
03:01:22
I try to outrun the water.
03:01:27
All right.
03:01:28
I think we all.
03:01:32
Know.
03:01:36
This pronunciations.
03:01:40
I feel.
03:01:48
They don't refer.
03:01:52
To. Them.
03:02:07
I just.
03:02:10
Want to marry
03:02:12
you because
03:02:14
since you heard the dryer be written
03:02:19
for two minutes on the clock, we're done.
03:02:22
So we burn.
03:02:48
In one of the ways you can is there's a ramp walker.
03:02:52
And Walker. Walker. Flame road by Walker.
03:02:55
There's a Japanese comedian named Takashi Walker.
03:02:59
Suki also goes by Walker.
03:03:01
So I ask you again, when did Fozzie Bear start naming our entertainers?
03:03:05
Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Dance Live.
03:03:08
I had a big, exuberant monologue planned that was going to have hot spa,
03:03:13
and then Hayden Panettiere died yesterday.
03:03:15
And at first, no details of her hair is six years old came out.
03:03:20
It's important to point out that it's very difficult to kill a human being.
03:03:24
And now what's coming out?
03:03:25
You had a drinking problem that she got treated in 2020, and she went to rehab
03:03:30
and and was rehabilitated and better and and came out.
03:03:34
Here's a few things.
03:03:35
Now I don't pay attention to the news cycle,
03:03:37
but I'm sure it's
03:03:38
eating up the news cycles probably all about the immortal cheerleader
03:03:41
Claire Bennet dying, which we thought was impossible.
03:03:44
Right? Right.
03:03:45
In order to drink yourself to death at age 36, I can't even imagine
03:03:49
how much it would take
03:03:50
or what you had to be like to cause actual liver failure at age 36.
03:03:55
Now, like it's tough to kill a human.
03:03:57
I mean, I've never tried, but I'm sure it's difficult.
03:03:59
And she was a little thin, a little bitty little cheerleader for life.
03:04:04
And I'm sure she could get drunk at first in a thimble full of whiskey and
03:04:07
and the amount that it would take to kill her
03:04:10
probably would be fine for someone twice her side.
03:04:12
I don't understand
03:04:14
themselves on an over-the-counter crutch.
03:04:17
And they weren't.
03:04:18
They were saying she was using it as a crutch to overcome some emotional pain.
03:04:22
Now, okay, do I have to pretend that emotional scars are real things?
03:04:26
Like after pretend that genderfluid pronouns are necessary because I won't.
03:04:30
I'm not going to.
03:04:31
But I really wanted to talk about was interdisciplinary collaboration,
03:04:35
and I've been hitting on it a little bit by a little bit.
03:04:37
But here's here's where we are.
03:04:38
Thousands of years ago, in order to become a blacksmith,
03:04:41
you had to become a it would be an apprentice ship.
03:04:44
Same with the light. You.
03:04:46
I thought he was going to say you had to become black,
03:04:48
be a squire, and you'd be apprenticed into your trade.
03:04:50
And even dating back to the Greeks, if you if you wanted to learn
03:04:53
all the knowledge there was, if you were smart enough, you could probably do it.
03:04:57
But as our body of knowledge grew
03:04:59
and expanded, it became more and more important to specialize.
03:05:03
And so there are apprenticeships around, but what we call it now
03:05:07
in colleges as your majors.
03:05:09
So you focus on one subject and you take that as far as it'll take you.
03:05:13
And the reason people have been able to build on
03:05:15
what Einstein had started was not because they're smarter than Einstein
03:05:19
is because they used his finishing point as a starting point.
03:05:22
So by
03:05:23
having more and more specializations, we were able to expand our our knowledge.
03:05:29
Our body of knowledge is able
03:05:31
to get bigger and bigger, requiring more and more specialization.
03:05:35
You can't learn everything.
03:05:37
So now in order to push that limit out even further, it is important
03:05:41
to have an interdisciplinary collaborate session.
03:05:43
And that's when I get to leave it with Boston University.
03:05:46
Is Doctor Robert Sharp you haven't heard the story?
03:05:49
He was the geologist,
03:05:50
not archeologist, that studied the Sphinx and skull enclosure.
03:05:54
And I guess and as a geologist, he was able to study
03:05:58
the erosion of the rock there.
03:06:00
And he could see that it had eroded from thousands of years of water runoff.
03:06:04
Well, it hasn't had water runoff in that part of the world in 10,000 years.
03:06:09
They were dating the Sphinx and the pyramids at roughly 4500 years.
03:06:14
So 40, 500 years ago, that would have been a desert.
03:06:17
And there's water erosion that Doctor Sharp
03:06:19
was finding in the Sphinx enclosure didn't match what they were looking at.
03:06:23
So instead of using this collaboration to expand our knowledge,
03:06:27
they decided to discredit shark and say he's not an archeologist.
03:06:31
He doesn't know.
03:06:32
And they ruined it.
03:06:33
And in the defense of Egyptology, a lot of nutjobs come in there
03:06:37
with wacky doodle theories and they have to stifle them all.
03:06:40
And it is their job to
03:06:42
to encounter each and every claim and then debunk them as they come in.
03:06:46
So it doesn't matter what someone comes up with anymore.
03:06:49
I get so much crackpot nonsense that they basically
03:06:53
dismiss everything out of hand with the hand-wavy.
03:06:57
No, no no, we've got this all figured out.
03:06:59
Don't worry about it.
03:07:01
And that's when it becomes dogma and doctrine instead of true science,
03:07:06
which is undecided and moving forward, trying to figure out more
03:07:11
and more and more, trying to falsify what you believe is correct.
03:07:15
Which brings me to an interesting point.
03:07:17
Belief is no substitute for knowing I find myself a sort too
03:07:22
often in a situation where I am in a discussion
03:07:26
or a debate that I can't even lose to two main reasons
03:07:31
for that is I did the legwork in advance and a little early for that.
03:07:36
Pretty.
03:07:37
The first part of the legwork that I do in advance
03:07:40
is I make sure what I'm thinking is right.
03:07:42
I use sound reasoning to get to my conclusions before
03:07:46
entering into a discussion like this, so I know what I'm talking about next.
03:07:50
I can articulate my ideas fairly well.
03:07:54
I'm sorry, I guess better than me.
03:07:55
So you take the better than I am, right?
03:07:57
And I can express it.
03:07:59
And I find myself in a situation where I can't be proven wrong
03:08:03
and I can debunk wrong any of the anything that comes up against my position.
03:08:08
So I am always willing
03:08:09
to defend my position, and I am always willing to change my position.
03:08:13
If the evidence, the preponderance of evidence, is able to sway me.
03:08:18
I don't have control over what I believe, but I do have the ability
03:08:22
to gain knowledge about the world around us.
03:08:25
So, today, oh my goodness, I talked to somebody, was busted out of the song.
03:08:30
Every other and ranging from shameless audacity to enthusiastic flattery.
03:08:34
The music could be good, it would be bad, but it's not over the top energy.
03:08:39
And I was just trying to like, we've not.
03:08:41
We've always got a pretty good show plan for this one.
03:08:44
I'm just taking it up a notch as a camping spot,
03:08:47
and that's that's what I really wanted to get at today, that Claire
03:08:50
Better Day interdisciplinary collaboration hot spot.
03:08:53
Now, the reason that is part of my vocabulary, this is kind of a weird story.
03:08:58
My main influence growing up, my mother was the only gentile
03:09:02
at the Oak Park School District in the 1950s, will call it.
03:09:06
And so she used a lot of Hebrew and Yiddish to
03:09:08
I just became part of my vocabulary.
03:09:11
I'm part Jew, I guess.
03:09:12
So she's also bullheaded.
03:09:14
And I get I get like I do I love the America.
03:09:17
And so that's also why I'm so hardheaded when it comes to arguing with me.
03:09:21
And here's the thing.
03:09:22
I don't know if I backed myself into a corner with this thing or what,
03:09:25
but since I went all up, all of my arguments,
03:09:28
all you have to say is, well, yeah, you always win your argument.
03:09:32
You have to be right. Amen.
03:09:34
And then discredits that I am, in fact,
03:09:37
right because, oh yeah, you just always win because.
03:09:41
But yeah, yeah.
03:09:43
So as exuberant as I have been there, I've got a couple clips to show.
03:09:48
So roll the clip, guys.
03:09:50
I'm pretty energetic.
03:09:51
And then this guy go who's okay, that was good.
03:09:56
So the next clip you're about to watch, this guy is showing
03:09:59
some hot spots is inside the num num num
03:10:02
num num num num num num. Bro.
03:10:05
We got young for how long?
03:10:07
This would do.
03:10:08
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
03:10:11
Give me the thing, Brady.
03:10:12
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
03:10:16
The ending is this one is the best that I like that.
03:10:19
So da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.
03:10:22
Yes, we should have had these last week, but tonight
03:10:25
we're having them this week too. Buddy.
03:10:27
Did you search videos of the most annoying music and or sound?
03:10:31
Oh, no.
03:10:33
That's yes, I am.
03:10:35
Oh, those are search for farts today.
03:10:37
All the times that drawer has mispronounced the word.
03:10:41
Sure, I've been sure. S h o r e.
03:10:44
That'll be fun.
03:10:46
You should actually pronounce it, sir.
03:10:48
But if you want to be an asshole about it, sure I do.
03:10:52
Yeah, there's a U in there.
03:10:54
Yeah, you need to pronounce it.
03:10:56
You need to announce to you.
03:10:58
And in short, it's not all right.
03:11:01
H e r sure.
03:11:02
Use the local dialect.
03:11:03
Just say is not a word.
03:11:05
Sure she's not a word. Are you sure? No.
03:11:08
Sure is a word.
03:11:09
Are you sure there's a U. It goes down.
03:11:13
Sure. Not sure.
03:11:14
There's no u sound that goes up.
03:11:16
Sure u down.
03:11:18
But I'm extra pissed off.
03:11:20
If you hadn't fucking. No, that's good.
03:11:27
Yeah, I noticed a little guest,
03:11:29
little guest spot from Georgia there on the monologue song this week.
03:11:35
There's a lot of people that are asking us to just to forgive
03:11:37
about all the shit from Covid, all the lockdowns and stuff.
03:11:39
And I just want to play this again.
03:11:42
Who are those people?
03:11:45
Why is there no sound?
03:11:47
Oh look look look look look, he's playing it.
03:11:50
They want everybody to forget and forgive everything that happened
03:11:53
during the pandemic. We were all in the dark.
03:11:56
We were all afraid.
03:11:57
Like no bitch like that was like we all got kidnaped
03:12:01
and put together on an island.
03:12:02
And then all of y'all bastards were like, we should eat them.
03:12:05
And we're like, what the fuck?
03:12:06
And then now they took us off the island and we're just looking at you on the ride
03:12:09
home like.
03:12:11
And you're like, oh, isn't that crazy?
03:12:13
And we're like, nah, bitch, you tried to eat us.
03:12:18
I didn't kick you out of no stores.
03:12:20
I didn't ruin your job.
03:12:21
I didn't tell you you couldn't come to the family reunion.
03:12:24
I didn't tell you.
03:12:25
You had to drop dead of a heart attack because you didn't get the job.
03:12:28
So you're not welcome at this hospital.
03:12:30
There ain't nothing to forgive on my side, baby.
03:12:33
Boo, this is you problem, and we're still talking about it.
03:12:47
Dancing.
03:12:47
Oh, my God, I see the way you shine up
03:12:51
your hand, buddy. I'm blessed.
03:12:53
I'm gonna get my
03:12:56
from my dad.
03:12:58
But I was passing by I was,
03:13:01
oh, my God, you did this one.
03:13:03
But guys, I see what you see.
03:13:08
No happy dance. I'm fine.
03:13:10
I'm gonna.
03:13:11
I'm I'm I don't stop
03:13:16
you. Hahaha.
03:13:20
You know I love to dance just one more time.
03:13:24
So I say we me out
03:13:29
I feel I seeing anybody
03:13:31
do the things I do before
03:13:35
we go find me, go find me.
03:13:37
Come with me now.
03:13:40
Cause hard work pays off.
03:13:42
That's the truth. Ain't no shortcut going.
03:13:44
Pull you through doing geisha.
03:13:45
You play in the sun to leave this head.
03:13:48
Everything thanks is the music is gay, sir.
03:13:50
All the.
03:13:50
From the gravel roads to the bright lights I kept.
03:13:54
Don't wait. Is this real?
03:13:55
They really do this.
03:13:56
The settles. You'll see what I'm talking about.
03:13:59
It sounds like I music right now, no doubt. Oh,
03:14:04
yeah.
03:14:05
Oh, no no no.
03:14:08
Oh you're you're.
03:14:10
Yeah, yeah I stay 1010 toes in the pressure.
03:14:13
Got heavy. Never hit the brakes.
03:14:15
Kept the foot on steady.
03:14:16
Small town roots with a big time vision.
03:14:19
Build my own lane.
03:14:20
Make my own decision.
03:14:22
Then clock out like.
03:14:25
All right, you guys don't end with a sandwich.
03:14:27
Oh, if so, what is this?
03:14:30
Sandwiches. Stupid fuck.
03:14:34
I would have
03:14:35
been cool if it was already open
03:14:38
nipples or sandwiches.
03:14:41
You are nipples.
03:14:43
Nipple sandwiches.
03:14:47
Sandwich of nipples?
03:14:48
No, that's only singular.
03:14:52
Okay, I'll give you some more.
03:14:53
Hang on,
03:14:55
hang on, hang on to those,
03:15:02
Hello?
03:15:03
Hungry? Let me make you a sandwich.
03:15:05
No, I just one of them titties.
03:15:10
Be hungry.
03:15:11
Let me make you sandwich.
03:15:12
Full screen.
03:15:13
Makes it less screen.
03:15:19
Now you did it.
03:15:22
Though,
03:15:24
I don't know, I've never whacked my dough.
03:15:29
I just twisted in it because you just like it.
03:15:31
Yeah. It just. Yeah.
03:15:32
Just because he's a woman, she's not strong enough to twist it.
03:15:35
If you twist the wrong way.
03:15:37
Yeah, you're tightening it and you'll just do it forever.
03:15:40
Like trying to unscrew and screw a cap instead.
03:15:42
But if you twist it the opposite way of the spiral, it just pops right open.
03:15:47
Yeah, yeah.
03:15:49
She's weak.
03:15:51
I mean, she could be overtaken
03:15:53
if she pulled the string at all, or she's just whacking on shit until it opens.
03:15:57
It looks like the nipples are built into her shirt, I don't know.
03:16:01
Yeah, it doesn't look.
03:16:02
They look the most titty, which I don't like.
03:16:04
It looks too muscular.
03:16:05
I don't like that.
03:16:06
That's gross. One of the chicks with slut just have like.
03:16:08
And how you get the year before.
03:16:10
Yeah.
03:16:10
How far, how much muscles before you're like, it's just a pack.
03:16:14
Yeah. It's just Oh, dude.
03:16:16
Yeah.
03:16:16
You're you're hard for a hard, really hard abd.
03:16:20
Yeah. Hard abd.
03:16:22
What if her nipples were at the bottom of
03:16:24
just fuck a dude at that point?
03:16:27
No. Well, sure.
03:16:31
All right.
03:16:31
Does she even pull the string?
03:16:32
Okay, she's calling it there, but she's okay.
03:16:34
It fucking ripped off. I'm hungry.
03:16:36
And she didn't fix it.
03:16:37
Like it breaks.
03:16:38
It breaks early.
03:16:41
Yeah.
03:16:42
She wouldn't want to break early, right?
03:16:44
Yeah. She doesn't describe your video.
03:16:46
And you would think that she would make fun of herself
03:16:48
or like, point that out in the video like you. But she.
03:16:50
I don't think she understands that that was
03:16:53
if you peel the label, it makes it a lot easier to twist it to.
03:16:56
You know what she rips off? She doesn't peel it. Right.
03:16:59
And so that's why she has to do this.
03:17:01
But she doesn't highlight that at all, which she could have.
03:17:03
It could have been, you know, she ripped it off for comedic.
03:17:06
That's how it looks. She ripped off, right?
03:17:08
No, it continues in the pops. It's got it.
03:17:11
No, no, you have to twist it or bang it off.
03:17:13
Right. It pops on its own. Next we go.
03:17:16
We will demonstrate.
03:17:17
If you pull it right, it pops on its own.
03:17:20
I've never done that.
03:17:21
You're going to. If you don't pull it right.
03:17:24
It does not pop on its own.
03:17:26
I have to believe you because you're pulling it off.
03:17:28
You're just.
03:17:28
You're relieving the fucking the pressure, the seal areas.
03:17:32
All it does is just so like it's.
03:17:33
It's like peeling a piece of tape off of it.
03:17:36
Well it's taken. Yeah.
03:17:37
It shows the score mark on the cardboard. You.
03:17:44
How many hands touch them?
03:17:49
And she just unrolls the
03:17:51
as if she can't just go get dough from somewhere like she.
03:17:55
Yes. Fun fact you can walk into a pizzeria for a dollar or two.
03:17:58
They will give you a fresh roll of, you know, ready to go.
03:18:01
No, no, you need the the biscuit biscuits and you unroll them to buy the croissants
03:18:07
and then you unroll it.
03:18:08
Yeah, you could do that too.
03:18:10
The only way you're going to acquire the substance is that how you make pigs in
03:18:13
a blanket.
03:18:18
Too many layers of cheese.
03:18:19
Oh, my Lord, that's a lot of cheese.
03:18:23
I don't know, like, oh my God, more cheese.
03:18:25
I love cheese, but goddamn, isn't that.
03:18:28
That's plenty.
03:18:29
That's mostly cheese.
03:18:33
Ooh, that's some cheese.
03:18:36
Isn't that great?
03:18:38
Is that a reflection?
03:18:40
I don't like seeing a buttcrack.
03:18:41
What's with the skinny?
03:18:43
I grew up with a girl like the knee.
03:18:45
Like all girls had a fast pants pulled way up.
03:18:49
Either. That's exactly what I'm talking about.
03:18:51
That's new.
03:18:52
Like the pants. Didn't used to do that.
03:18:53
No, the like the.
03:18:55
That would be like the it would be the mom jeans because like,
03:18:59
you know, they got, you know, pregnant things going on residuals
03:19:03
and you know, they just kind of need something that kind of hugs.
03:19:06
Things ask me.
03:19:09
Women that have like, you looked like a pregnant woman.
03:19:12
Maybe that's what mom jeans are.
03:19:15
That's what that whole like.
03:19:16
That's why you have up here. That's why they're.
03:19:18
No. But it's a young girl.
03:19:20
Hey, there.
03:19:20
Just wanted to give you a quick update on going on around here.
03:19:24
Even though it was meant for trying to hide their
03:19:29
women, trying to hide some of their pregnancy.
03:19:31
You know, which was not true, which was just natural.
03:19:35
And that's fine.
03:19:36
You talking camel? Oh, that's why
03:19:37
her pants are pulled all the way up to her fucking belly button.
03:19:41
No, no, that's that's that's always that thick.
03:19:44
They fold them down if they want to like, show off
03:19:46
a little more of that folds down. No, that's a new thing.
03:19:48
And it's, that's mom jean style.
03:19:50
And it's like that's the moto. Yeah. Supposed to squeeze.
03:19:53
It's a it's a bitch bitches. It.
03:19:55
No no you come on I you saw her lantern down.
03:19:59
There she is.
03:20:00
I need slimmer shaver. She's young man. It's.
03:20:02
No she doesn't.
03:20:03
But all the, all the years she's already summer shaper.
03:20:08
No his mom Jean in it.
03:20:11
It's up to her baby.
03:20:13
But if she took that I want to see that. I want to see.
03:20:15
But I want to see that low light.
03:20:16
No, the low line is the sexy thing.
03:20:18
Bitches don't
03:20:19
realize that they want the fucking mom Jean look because they don't realize it.
03:20:22
It's what moms do that's.
03:20:23
I'm trying to tell you. That thing folds down.
03:20:25
If she thought you were special, she would fold that down,
03:20:29
show you a little bit of,
03:20:31
cleavage.
03:20:32
She showed me your nipples earlier.
03:20:34
You think she. I didn't just say that.
03:20:37
It's all burnt.
03:20:38
It's shit.
03:20:39
Oh, my lord.
03:20:42
And it's.
03:20:43
Are they 18 layers of cheese?
03:20:45
Did she just make five hot dogs?
03:20:49
Where?
03:20:53
18 layers of cheese.
03:20:55
Perfect.
03:20:56
It's just a grilled cheese and ham in it.
03:20:59
Yeah.
03:20:59
I don't like ham and cheese.
03:21:00
I don't like ham.
03:21:03
I don't like her.
03:21:04
And I don't like ham.
03:21:07
I would like her, but only if she were, like, blowing me or something.
03:21:11
Or making me a sandwich
03:21:13
while blowing me.
03:21:17
I'll leave you two alone.
03:21:22
So you make me a sandwich.
03:21:29
Perfect.
03:21:31
How I like her.
03:21:32
Silent.
03:21:38
You go.
03:21:42
Make me a sandwich.
03:21:43
I'm pretty hungry.
03:21:45
I make you sandwich. Oh, me. Fresh.
03:21:47
Delicious.
03:21:48
Tasty. Meaty.
03:21:51
How about a bumper sandwich?
03:21:53
Burger lips.
03:21:55
That's a sandwich.
03:21:57
Look at that sandwich.
03:21:58
Friggin sandwich.
03:22:03
So you got anything else to.
03:22:05
That's everything.
03:22:06
No, I think that's a few more normal jokes,
03:22:08
but I just kind of skipped them because they were pretty long, like normal or
03:22:13
some of them too, like I.
03:22:15
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
03:22:17
That doesn't make any sense.
03:22:20
I think my favorite one is it.
03:22:21
Normally one of my testicles hangs lower than the other two.
03:22:25
Oh here's one.
03:22:25
What does a normal rooster say?
03:22:31
Cock do it.
03:22:32
I better be myself.
03:22:33
Frees up stick
03:22:36
it says cock a doodle do.
03:22:38
What is a horny rooster?
03:22:39
Say, dude, I better be myself.
03:22:42
Frees up
03:22:45
any cock.
03:22:45
Will do.
03:22:49
I said, I said any cockle do.
03:22:57
Okay, I get a point.
03:22:59
I have a point.
03:23:02
Oh that sucks.
03:23:03
We can't play flat trans live this week.
03:23:05
We will be doing drugs.
03:23:07
You heard me. Next week. Drugs.
03:23:09
And this week.
03:23:10
And it's a topic.
03:23:13
And what's the picker wheel?
03:23:14
I don't know what it is. I'd pick.
03:23:17
Did you say what had Todd pick?
03:23:21
You know, who the fuck is Todd?
03:23:24
I don't know when you picked
03:23:26
this topic, Gary.
03:23:28
We know you're still watching.
03:23:28
Why don't you put in the chat there? What's the word?
03:23:31
What a topic.
03:23:34
It's normal. It's.
03:23:35
He did hoots better than normal than.
03:23:42
What am I tried? Oh.
03:23:46
What?
03:23:48
Telegram.
03:23:54
He's like,
03:23:58
They don't teach cursive writing in schools anymore.
03:24:00
Do you think that matters?
03:24:07
They don't need to teach writing at all.
03:24:09
It's keyboard.
03:24:13
Really,
03:24:14
kids? Oh, no word association.
03:24:16
They'll be able to draw.
03:24:21
They call these things analog bags now.
03:24:23
Or they take a book and a little pad and paper.
03:24:25
Anything that doesn't have a screen and isn't electronic or digital.
03:24:29
And they go on these little, like, beach excursions.
03:24:32
They think it's I mean, do you feel like,
03:24:35
do you
03:24:35
feel like that's where you feel like there's
03:24:39
this is happened before the word.
03:24:41
Yeah. Okay.
03:24:42
Like the word
03:24:43
has nothing to do with technology, but I have to get a lot of signatures
03:24:47
to, you know, for, invoices and just about any job I do, somebody has
03:24:51
to sign off on it, and some of them print, and it takes fucking 20s.
03:24:56
And that irritates the fuck out of me.
03:24:58
I sign something, it's like a little.
03:25:00
And I'm done
03:25:01
because, you know, I know cursive.
03:25:03
So there's one example.
03:25:04
Teacher, don't teach them cursive.
03:25:06
Teach them how to sign their fucking name.
03:25:07
They'll have to do that a lot.
03:25:10
No, because I sign.
03:25:11
I bought a truck and they just use docu sign,
03:25:13
and all I do is type my name out and emit a fake signature.
03:25:16
And it was like, that's good enough. And I'm like, I guess so. Cool.
03:25:19
Yeah, yeah, I don't I be like, I don't prove that I did that
03:25:22
unless they have a camera.
03:25:25
Fuck that.
03:25:27
Not your signature.
03:25:29
Oh yeah.
03:25:31
They should teach cursive,
03:25:33
but no update on the topic.
03:25:38
I'm a CM punk pipe.
03:25:41
I'm real change or just a storyline.
03:25:45
The original one.
03:25:48
It's your show.
03:25:49
You can talk about whatever the fuck, Oh.
03:25:59
They'd be like, oh my God.
03:26:04
She's.
03:26:07
Smashing in the windshield like I'm worried about Monday.
03:26:11
I was, you
03:26:13
know, the morning on Monday to, No one cares about Singapore.
03:26:18
No, it was real.
03:26:19
It was frustrating.
03:26:20
That's why I didn't come back for, like, 15 years.
03:26:23
Then he came back to a foreign church and then came back again.
03:26:27
Slightly better foreign church, but so are in church.
03:26:32
With all due respect, what the fuck are you talking about?
03:26:36
Damn, punk.
03:26:38
Oh, it has to do with farting in church.
03:26:40
Seriously, are you just filling in the blank?
03:26:42
I mean, CM punk punctures.
03:26:44
Yeah.
03:26:47
Yeah.
03:26:48
Best in the world.
03:26:50
Best foreign church in the world.
03:26:53
I want to close on the. Bless you.
03:26:55
And it's gone.
03:26:55
Did you delete it?
03:26:56
You don't know how to delete it.
03:26:58
I don't know how to do anything.
03:27:00
Do I cut my own fucking hair?
03:27:06
I cut my own hair.
03:27:06
I love you all. My God.
03:27:08
Wait.
03:27:09
Is there something wrong with you two in here?
03:27:11
I'm stupid. You're smart,
03:27:14
I was wrong.
03:27:15
You were right.
03:27:17
You're the best.
03:27:17
I'm the worst. I.
03:27:23
Yeah, okay.
03:27:23
I'm sorry.
03:27:24
I started cutting my own hair during, Covid.
03:27:26
And then I realized I don't you.
03:27:29
Oh, so you just don't go too well?
03:27:31
You just don't cut your hair. That's not cutting your hair.
03:27:34
No, this is getting annoying.
03:27:36
Getting sick of it
03:27:39
like Logan Paul.
03:27:41
Yeah.
03:27:42
You got the porn star mustache, too.
03:27:44
Or is that just.
03:27:46
Does it go?
03:27:46
This is because of the gray.
03:27:49
I hate that too.
03:27:50
The aliens?
03:27:52
No, because the mustache is the only thing that's not gray.
03:27:55
And so it makes it look like I've got a mustache.
03:27:59
And I didn't know that until some fuckface at work one time was like, oh,
03:28:03
he was just having, like, a random thing goes, oh, yeah, a mustache.
03:28:07
And I'm like, oh, a mustache.
03:28:09
I trim everything.
03:28:10
No, no, zero. Like.
03:28:13
And then I'm like, oh, it's because everything's gray except this.
03:28:17
So like the stubble, you can still see it, right?
03:28:21
Well, yeah. You should know you look like,
03:28:24
I can't think of that guy.
03:28:25
That fucking old 40 or 40 year old I was.
03:28:27
I was going to.
03:28:29
I was almost going to cut my hair live on,
03:28:32
the show, but I didn't feel like going into it so much worse, actually.
03:28:36
Wait till next and. Shit. Crap. Oh.
03:28:39
So, Wait,
03:28:46
we can look at that crap or just misspoke in here.
03:28:50
Like a fucking gorgeous.
03:28:51
The shit.
03:28:53
Say we do.
03:29:00
Like a b roll.
03:29:04
Fucking
03:29:06
look at that Bieber.
03:29:09
Baby, baby, baby.
03:29:12
Oh, sorry.
03:29:13
At your age, it looks more Ringo e than Bebe.
03:29:16
I know it really does.
03:29:17
Hello? Hello, my.
03:29:20
How's it going? Oh, no.
03:29:22
I love my fucking Australian
03:29:25
leg, isn't it?
03:29:27
How weird is it?
03:29:28
Talk about not having free will that I started the show with a sneeze video.
03:29:32
And you sneezed about six fucking other times.
03:29:38
The power of suggestion.
03:29:39
There's no such thing as free will.
03:29:41
I'm going to go down every road.
03:29:44
That's all I know.
03:29:45
I've put in the boot of my trolley.
03:29:51
What?
03:29:51
So I disappear.
03:29:53
But when there's no video, I turn into this.
03:30:01
I think I can turn into that shit to again. I.
03:30:04
Hello, hello, my.
03:30:09
Good to let y'all
03:30:10
look at this gorgeous cloth.
03:30:16
This faster than a speeding bullet.
03:30:22
More powerful than a locomotive.
03:30:26
Able to leap tall buildings at a single.
03:30:28
Bound to look up in the sky.
03:30:31
It's a bird, it's a plane.
03:30:32
And yes, Superman or dildos.
03:30:37
Look up in the sky.
03:30:38
It's a bird. It's a plane.
03:30:41
Or, yes, Superman or
03:30:43
dildos. And.