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The following is for entertainment purposes
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only. He.
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He. He.
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A man got his woman
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in this crazy, crazy scene.
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He said stay calm.
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Oh, but she's got to scream.
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She spends her whole life through
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shrieking out the. He.
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She hollers louder than anyone she can.
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She slams the door at night.
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Too often.
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He tries to think,
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but she won't shut up at all.
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Only women scream.
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All the women scream.
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All the women screaming.
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Man makes a quick plan.
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She's your life's mistake.
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All you're really looking for some help for God's sake.
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She yells right at you.
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I hope your little fucking podcast is worth it.
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Freezes you up every time and you lose in fear
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and pain and.
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She slams the door like she was done.
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He tries to think,
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but she won't shut up at all.
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You women scream, I'm the only one in scream.
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Only women scream.
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All you hear me scream I when I scream,
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oh I scream.
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All the women spray.
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Hey man, got his woman
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in a crisis scene.
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He said stay calm.
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Oh, but she got the scream.
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She spends her whole life to freaking out her man.
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She hollers louder than anyone she can.
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She slams the door night too often.
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He tries to think, but she won't shut off it.
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Oh, oh, you ever scream?
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Oh. Women story.
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Oh, women.
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It's.
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Oh! Fire in my kitchen.
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Someone call 911.
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Help me! I'm dying.
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I'm you there.
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Standing still
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just screaming at will.
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Come hear me cry when I scream.
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All the women scream.
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Only women spray.
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All the women scream.
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All their women scream. Hey!
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Hey, hey,
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oh you scream. 000.
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Only women spray. You.
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000 he.
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Hey! Man.
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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It's just a scripted comedy show.
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These guys are not experts, doctors,
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lawyers, therapists, or even particularly well-adjusted.
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Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm,
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or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people events is purely coincidental and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage, cognitive
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dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urge to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from H.R.
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will be hearing about this. By the way.
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Hi, Dave.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing,
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or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed in front of a live studio
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audience. And.
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Love it or hate it.
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The underdogs on top.
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I'm going to shine, homie.
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Until my heart's stopped.
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Go ahead and be me I'm rants MVP.
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And I ain't going nowhere.
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So you can get to know me.
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Hi I'm Gary and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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This week I learned
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what the nuts are in poker.
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It's, the best possible combination of cards.
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Or, what's, in the window in, Texas hold'em.
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I mean, the nuts would be like an five card draw.
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Just be or aces.
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But, the nuts in Texas Hold'em
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is the best combination of cards to complement the cards in the window.
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That's the the flop, the the turn in the river.
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Well,
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the reason it's called the nuts.
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Back in the olden days,
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if you've got the best possible hands, you can't lose.
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And one of the things you can bet is metal.
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Metal is always worth something.
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So they would take the large
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nut off the end of the hub of their wagon wheels.
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Four wheel on a carriage.
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And, you wager those
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because you lose the the nuts off the carriage.
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You can't get home.
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But that's why they call the best possible
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hand the nuts, because you can afford to wager
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the nuts off your carriage, because you're not going to lose them.
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If you've got the best possible hand.
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Last week I learned,
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that I somehow blanked on the the word superlative.
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It means the best of the worst.
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An extreme of something.
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And so,
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and if it kind of upset me that
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I couldn't remember the earth.
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Arthur C Clarke Clarke, his third law.
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Let's see if I can get it right this time.
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I just wanted to let you know we're.
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We don't fancy cars.
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Advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
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A sufficiently advanced
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technology is indistinguishable from magic.
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It's that simple. It shouldn't be that hard.
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But upsetting.
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And and, black.
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The blacksmithing trade.
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Well, blacksmithing.
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It was when you take a piece of steel and you try to
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pound it out and form it, shape it into the shape you want, and usually
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you're spreading it out, widening it or broadening it or lengthening it,
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but upsetting it is,
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is, counting it lengthwise in order to shorten it.
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So that's upsetting in blacksmithing.
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But, we're coming up on the NFL season
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and, I've got my draft coming up this weekend.
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The, the cast and crew is invited to, to join us.
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It's, noon this Sunday out here in this wonderful studio bar.
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Well, if it's not raining, we'll be just outside.
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But if it is raining, we'll be right here in the studio.
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But it looks like it'll be 80s and sunny.
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Well, the NFL season
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last year ended for our beloved Lions
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with a disappointing upset.
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And upsetting in sports is when the underdog will lose the win.
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So when so the favorite team loses.
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And, it was an upsetting upset.
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But generally when you're talking about
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being upset,
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if you're a dude turning your main card, there's no reason to be upset.
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First of all, it doesn't do any good.
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And I can't really help with this, but I've noticed that the Buddhist monks,
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with their breathing and their meditation and their
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their control over their own mind, they really don't get upset.
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In fact, they can control their own physiology,
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their heart rate, their body temperature, the
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the metabolic rate
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and, their oxygen intake.
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They can control that through
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meditation and breathing exercises.
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And I find it incredible.
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And I wish I could do all that.
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I do tend to get irate over some little stuff,
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and I wish I did have more control.
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And, I think we all have something to work on there.
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I've got a few more things.
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I might as well consult my notes at this point
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so that, the Buddhist monks, that that practice is called tumor.
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Hello, and welcome to my channel.
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That's right. Out here today, I'm breaking tradition.
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You just want to bring something up to do.
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I skipped week so that you don't get it,
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but finally do stuff for fun to take a little early breeze.
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Just say please.
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Oh my goodness, what a bumpy start.
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So, another another,
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synonym for upset is disrupt.
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And that I might as well address the elephant in the room.
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I, I don't participate in social media.
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Maybe I should to to promote the
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the the flag cast.
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But here's the thing.
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I do use Facebook to
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privately stalk some people I know,
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and I don't really use it for the networking capability,
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but the networking capability is almost automatic.
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It's kind of creepy what it does.
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And and so if I were to follow my podcast,
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the people that I stalk would also be able to follow the podcast. So.
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This show isn't for everyone.
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This show is, that it was in the disclaimer at the beginning of the show.
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This show is not for children or women or the elderly.
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We we get 2000
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views on rumble each week, and so we're not affecting anybody.
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We're not hurting anybody.
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But there are some people that I know that
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if they watched this, they would be upset.
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And I was driving to work the other day,
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and I got this sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach.
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It's like, oh no.
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Those people that I don't want to see this
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do follow me on Facebook
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and the link between me and the show.
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It would it would network straight to them and and then the cats out of the bag.
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Now I do I want the show to go.
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Yes, absolutely.
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One and one of these days
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when we're bigger than the Joe Rogan Experience,
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like the cat's out of the bag and everybody gets to know all about the show.
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Here's what I'm doing here. I'm.
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Now, it's going to sound like I'm talking out of both sides of my mouth, but
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hear me out on this.
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I actually do play both ways.
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I'm the one who ended up playing devil's advocate for a fresh perspective.
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I want to give you, another way to look at things.
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And on the other hand,
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I want to improve, help
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the like, make the world a better place.
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But if I have to show my ass
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and look the fool,
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I'm willing to do that.
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That's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
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But there are people that would think that that's inappropriate for me to do.
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And I'm better than that.
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And,
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perhaps I am, but I, I really
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I'm I'm
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will this is a sacrifice I am willing to make for the show.
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And if I didn't have.
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Contrarian views
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or unpopular opinions,
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I don't think we'd have an interesting show.
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But we do, because I'm willing to say some stuff
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that you don't want to hear. So.
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You might not be seeing us on Facebook, but that's.
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That's all right.
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So, but when I say something
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on the show, I am willing to defend my position.
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I'm always prepared to argue my point.
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So. There is,
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there's a guy who says what I want to say a little better than me.
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So roll the clip rating.
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We learned that it doesn't matter whether or not you believe in evolution,
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but evolution indicates a god anyway, because string theory or something.
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It was weird.
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Let's see what he gets up to this time.
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All right.
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Number three, absolutes says one of my biggest issues
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is that you need to believe Jesus to be saved.
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If someone wasn't country,
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they would have to sacrifice way more in the Western. Or. How is that fair?
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This question is closely tied into the observation.
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Religion is a largely geographic phenomenon.
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If you were raised in the area, you're most likely to be awesome.
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If you were raised mostly Hindu area, you're most likely to be a Hindu.
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If you were raised in a mostly
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Christian area, you're most likely to be a Christian, etc.
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even when the geographic trend gets bucked,
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you still usually end up being the same religion as your parents.
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For instance, politician Abdul El-Sayed was born
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and raised in Michigan, but he is Muslim, just like his parents.
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It seems like the primary determining factor
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in which religion you are as an adult is what religion your parents were.
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Now, if the idea of a supreme God that manifests differently to different
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people in different cultures
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and allows them to worship in different ways were true, then the geographic
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nature of religion would at the very least not contradict that idea of God.
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But Christianity is predicated on the idea that everyone
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has at least enough knowledge for God to condemn them to hell.
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If they don't accept Jesus.
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At least the common American versions that Mike is most likely familiar with is.
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So the functional result here is that a bunch of people
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who would have been Christian had they how can I can you hear me?
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That's enough.
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How can how can I believe a guy that has fake fake glasses that,
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What makes you think those are fake glasses?
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The green frames?
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Yeah. The filter.
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I think I've been born into a Christian family.
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End up going to hell for the crime of being born in the wrong place.
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Yeah.
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I would be so bold as to say if you saw him in real life.
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His glasses did not have that green
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cartoon.
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It makes valid points that he makes you think.
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I only know.
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That's for just to let you know.
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You're unmuted.
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It doesn't.
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Oh, no, it just stop.
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I just want to let him know briefly.
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Now, this is a it's a 20 minute video.
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I just wanted to get that,
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that LCA thing.
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And he was talking about Michigan midterm elections.
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Like what
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he does live around here.
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All right.
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I thought it was cool that he mentioned.
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Say it.
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It's definitely in the national news.
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Are you going to vote for, LCD cells or,
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what is it? Somebody. Rogers.
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Who's he running against?
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I don't care.
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And no, you don't care.
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Oh no, I don't I don't.
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But did you know that,
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that upsets me compressing.
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Yeah. Are you, are you upset with me?
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I did you did you know that, compressing steel
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lengthwise is called upsetting? No,
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but you did know the disrupt thing
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because you put it in the, the subtitle of the show.
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You can upset the apple. So.
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Yeah.
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Yes, exactly.
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So that's what I have.
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I mean, I've got more to say about that. Like,
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Well, we'll get into that on the Rumble side.
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We've got play to get to
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in the first hour without
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upsetting too many people,
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but, I don't I'm not.
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I don't want to upset anybody.
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But on the other hand, it's
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if you're not upset, you're not paying attention
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because there are things going on that aren't
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right.
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What, are you upset with me right now?
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I wasn't paying, I wasn't paying attention.
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Oh, now I don't.
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So was you.
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That's very upsetting.
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Unsettling even.
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I did have more, but man,
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I, I woke up from my Napoli an hour early.
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I've been sitting here for an hour.
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I kind of lost track of what I was doing.
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I, I did the monologue, like, to myself, but an hour ago, and,
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and I used up that material, so I recorded that
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I should.
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I should have recorded.
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Yeah. I should have been recording that whole time.
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But I was just sitting here.
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I should what I should have been doing was preparing for my next fantasy football
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draft, and I did have one last night, and I wasn't real happy.
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The commissioner was before me on the way there, on the way up.
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And then on the way back, there was another guy I know that
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that kept taking the guy that was I had,
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like, I was about to click draft
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and scooped up just for me.
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And that is what you're supposed to do.
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You're supposed to take the best guy on the board.
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So the guy's drafted, right?
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But then I'm scrambling for my next best fit
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and I ended up dissatisfied with my team because of it,
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because I kept going for next, best, next best, next best.
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But you got you got a backup,
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you got a backup a few spots, then you can get who you're targeting.
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But then you may not get the best player available right?
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Right.
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Yeah. The women, the women I play with do that too.
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They complain.
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Oh, I always get my pick picked by the person before me.
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I'm like, well, because you're picking the top of the list and so are they, right?
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Yeah. So are they.
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So why don't you just load up the second guy and there you go.
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Right. Oh.
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Well, I load up, then, like I look at the next ten people
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and I don't usually like the first 2 or 3 names,
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and then I, then I put the next guy on and then the next guy, like, on
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in the next, like I.
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And then I decide which one of those five, you know,
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that I really need for my lineup.
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And, and I usually have it planned out
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so that, you know, it'll it'll fall to me,
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but it's going to be it's going to be close.
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And, and I don't get upset.
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I just scramble for my next man.
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I say, well, you should have two minutes to scramble.
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That's a long time to scramble.
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90s. What? What's your time limit?
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It was it was, a minute and a half.
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Yeah. Nine seconds.
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So it's an awful long time to scramble.
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But I was driving home from my father's birthday party last night
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while you were doing the game
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during the draft?
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Yeah, I know, distracted drafting,
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Yeah.
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That's that's.
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I made.
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Well, you got a draft that same night, too, just so you know, 7:00.
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But I know I may have to.
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I may have to move it up an hour.
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I don't know how I mean, but it's too late to do that now.
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Probably.
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No, you can do that right now.
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But we're we're only two.
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We're adding two players.
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So it's going to be 1212 league.
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It's going to be much harder.
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Okay.
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Well great.
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I'm guessing Luke's one of those players.
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No, I don't I don't want to reveal on the air, but okay.
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I'll be surprised when Bob and Jeff join.
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Nope.
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Darn it.
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Draw.
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And the kid, he's not invited
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shirtless Joe and Jesse.
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So, what's your Mount Rushmore?
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I think Mount Rushmore, because they are not ranked one through four.
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It is just. Oh, they're not four.
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Mount Rushmore of upsets.
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Have specific or or favorite.
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These would be upsets like, underdogs Lee
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form Ali.
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Let's see if that is up there.
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That is up there.
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It is not a number because there's just the four.
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Oh no, it's not up there. I'm sorry.
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No. Miracle on ice.
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Miracle on ice.
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That would be my top Mount Rushmore.
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I agree with that one.
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The Pistons actually gave me the word.
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It looks like jeopardy. You're not wording it properly.
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Like you need to say the ropes.
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Yeah, I have to put it in the form of a sandwich.
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Right.
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Okay.
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What about, Goliath?
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Yeah.
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There's there's two different fighting styles.
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One from a distance and one close up.
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And if you're fighting a close up fighter from a distance, you have the advantage.
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David has the advantage over Goliath.
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So hold on.
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Is this your incredibly hot take? That.
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Goliath was the underdog in that story.
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Correct this.
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Hang on a second.
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Is the massive disadvantage.
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Okay.
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Well, would, then would David be on the Mount Rushmore of upsets then?
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David wasn't even such a great person.
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Like King David was awful.
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But also, we know that Buster Douglas or Muhammad
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Ali or fucking even the the U.S hockey team might have been bastards.
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We don't.
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I'm not sure we're judging that.
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We're judging on merit yet.
00:26:05
We're had the best banana bread recipe and that what what matters in this case?
00:26:09
Ooh. Banana bread. Great.
00:26:10
What about Hitler? What about that upset?
00:26:13
He had everything. Oh, yeah.
00:26:14
I'm still upset over it.
00:26:21
Okay.
00:26:21
Anyway,
00:26:23
Oh, what about the the New York Giants?
00:26:28
Oh, yeah.
00:26:29
When the Patriots went undefeated and lost in the Super Bowl.
00:26:33
Yeah.
00:26:34
No, we suck again.
00:26:38
And.
00:26:39
Yeah.
00:26:40
And the Lions getting ejected last
00:26:43
postseason.
00:26:44
That was bad.
00:26:46
Yeah, but not as bad as going 18.
00:26:47
And oh, and then losing the last one.
00:26:49
Well they were heavily favored.
00:26:53
Who the Giants
00:26:55
know the Lions.
00:26:59
Yeah.
00:26:59
The Lions looked pretty sharp this.
00:27:01
And I know preseason doesn't matter.
00:27:03
But no only one actual penalty the whole game.
00:27:06
Even though I saw two they said there was one
00:27:09
NFL stopped.
00:27:12
Oh no okay.
00:27:12
The fix is it.
00:27:14
What was that behind draw?
00:27:17
Was he in front of a big bridge?
00:27:20
I thought it was a Chinese, massage parlor.
00:27:24
Oh, okay.
00:27:24
One of those ones with the happy endings.
00:27:28
Just like a bridge.
00:27:30
If you don't have a happy ending at the bridge at the end of your bridge, it's
00:27:34
going to be a bad.
00:27:34
Oh, yeah. It's.
00:27:35
Then it would be very upsetting.
00:27:37
Trip.
00:27:40
You don't even seem upset.
00:27:41
Very.
00:27:44
I'm not.
00:27:45
I know we lost draw, but.
00:27:48
Well, it's not like he had.
00:27:52
Yeah, that would be upsetting.
00:27:56
Yeah.
00:27:58
I mean.
00:28:02
What else do we have here today?
00:28:04
I didn't send much in.
00:28:06
I, Great.
00:28:07
That's good. We'll have time to go through them.
00:28:10
Yeah, I don't know.
00:28:11
I'm like, it looks like we'll.
00:28:14
It hashtagged it with equal pay for equal.
00:28:17
Let's see.
00:28:18
I saw somebody ranting about it online, and they hashtagged it
00:28:21
with equal pay for equal work.
00:28:25
Now, I did a little bit of research. It's not exactly equal work.
00:28:27
Let me break it down for you.
00:28:28
The WNBA plays a 40 game season.
00:28:30
The NBA plays an 82 game season.
00:28:33
If you had one game, that's almost double reducible.
00:28:35
Fraction 41 over 82 or 1 half as many games of the WNBA season as an NBA season.
00:28:40
Now, as each of these games the same week.
00:28:42
No. The WNBA plays two 20 minute halves or 40 minutes of basketball.
00:28:45
The NBA plays for 12 minute quarters or 48 minutes of basketball.
00:28:48
The fraction there's 40 over 40 or 5 60 minutes of basketball in a WNBA
00:28:52
game as an NBA.
00:28:53
Again, multiply that by the lot of games in the WNBA season.
00:28:56
We learned that that season as many minutes of basketball in it
00:28:59
as an NBA season.
00:29:00
Now it's each minute the basketball
00:29:01
in each of the seasons, the same amount of work.
00:29:03
No, there's different rules in the WNBA than on the NBA.
00:29:05
The NBA has a 24 second shot clock, which means boys have 24 seconds to shoot
00:29:09
the basketball.
00:29:10
The WNBA has a 32nd shot clock, which means the girls have 30s to shoot
00:29:14
the basketball.
00:29:18
So for every two minutes to play, a dominant player
00:29:20
runs down the floor one less time than an NBA player at a 4 to 5 ratio.
00:29:23
Multiply the 4 to 5 ratio by the already established 512.
00:29:26
The minimum is asked.
00:29:26
Well, in a WNBA season cross.
00:29:29
Cancel the fives. Reduce the four over 12.
00:29:31
We come to the conclusion that a WNBA season is one third as much work as an
00:29:35
NBA season, so that's one of the reasons why they don't make as much money.
00:29:38
Now I know what you women are thinking.
00:29:40
You're thinking, hey, Tommy, slow down.
00:29:42
We're girls.
00:29:42
We aren't as good at math.
00:29:46
Where
00:29:47
the pipeline.
00:29:52
That was it.
00:29:53
Up in the sky.
00:29:54
It's a bird. It's a plain and simple math.
00:29:57
Yes. Superman or dildos?
00:30:03
Ooh. Yes, this is going to be save for rumble.
00:30:07
But I didn't realize that clip was about the WNBA.
00:30:11
Oh, okay.
00:30:11
We did have another dildo last week.
00:30:15
Okay. Green.
00:30:17
Yeah, a Moore had a little reach in the actual ball
00:30:20
away.
00:30:23
Just a.
00:30:26
While they zoom in on her, it's it hers.
00:30:30
Some of her fans over there or some of the washed bench for that.
00:30:34
What if it wasn't happy? Someone's boob.
00:30:36
That's more than that.
00:30:37
Says going on.
00:30:39
So they're not booing.
00:30:41
They're saying do do do do do.
00:30:45
The woman, Lauren Betts, is on the sideline.
00:30:49
Oh no. You know what it is.
00:30:50
The woman that they were showing.
00:30:53
Yeah she calls her dildo boo.
00:30:57
Oh what's up.
00:31:00
Some fans over there or some of the washed dead sure that wasn't happening.
00:31:04
Somebody you know, the ones that giggle.
00:31:07
You know what that means, right.
00:31:09
And that's more than that. Says going on.
00:31:14
And Lauren Betts is on the sideline.
00:31:17
The poor coach man.
00:31:18
They they got to zoom in on something besides the dildo.
00:31:21
And they picked him.
00:31:23
And yeah that's what they call.
00:31:25
And he joins these girls.
00:31:29
Clearly the dildo traveled.
00:31:31
Something was thrown on to the floor.
00:31:34
Wow. That guy or girl,
00:31:36
if I'm wrong, kind of looks like a dildo
00:31:39
for me.
00:31:40
And we had issues with that, especially lately
00:31:44
in some WNBA arenas in foul language.
00:31:48
We just recently moved up to five.
00:31:53
Throwing dildos or any style gesture is subject to ejection.
00:32:00
And eventually ejaculation, am I right?
00:32:03
Yeah. Oh, embarrassing.
00:32:05
I don't say it was disappointing, you know, trying to work
00:32:09
in their support of their team and coming.
00:32:13
There's been a lot of respect, but
00:32:16
it's going to be disappointing.
00:32:17
I think it's worse.
00:32:20
I got to listen in.
00:32:23
Yeah it's going to be a, transaction.
00:32:28
I'm fine.
00:32:29
He's got sketchy connection.
00:32:32
I don't make money.
00:32:33
Yeah, well.
00:32:37
Oh, I would invite you to thank you. Not.
00:32:42
Hey, there.
00:32:43
Just wanted to give you a quick update on what's been going on around here.
00:32:47
It's time for Australian breakdancer Rachel Gunn representing her nation.
00:32:52
You know, her name was Rachel Gunn. That's why they called her Reagan.
00:32:55
Harris left Reagan.
00:32:57
Oh, the center of a social business boom.
00:33:00
Well, basically, the internet went mental.
00:33:02
Her dance moves went viral.
00:33:04
But instead of celebrating performing on the world stage,
00:33:07
she faced ludicrous amounts of abuse.
00:33:10
I'm. I don't know if, as Ludacris, I think it was just the right amount of
00:33:14
abuse. Crazy.
00:33:15
Yeah, look at her.
00:33:17
We're going to be learning more. Yeah.
00:33:18
Hold on, hold on.
00:33:19
A guy with that toupee has the balls to say anything about anyone,
00:33:23
right?
00:33:24
That's bad. That's a bad road.
00:33:26
And so according to the rules, he can change that.
00:33:28
So we're allowed to make fun of it.
00:33:29
And she can get better at dancing so we can make fun of that two story.
00:33:34
All right, let's have a look.
00:33:35
This is my real hair.
00:33:37
You didn't know that.
00:33:38
Oh, dude, he looks as bald as you.
00:33:41
I know,
00:33:42
right before the Olympics.
00:33:44
Oh, I guess if I met him,
00:33:46
I'd say nobody could.
00:33:48
Last week, I went right at the end of the show.
00:33:52
That was.
00:33:53
That was a lot of draw hair.
00:33:56
That's a lot of knots.
00:33:58
And that's because of the knots.
00:34:01
Did you get the knots part of the.
00:34:03
Yeah, I did everything I could not to push it during your monologue.
00:34:07
Yeah. Good. Yeah.
00:34:08
Oh wait. Where to go.
00:34:11
No, I really did learn what the knots was.
00:34:15
I did, I was wondering.
00:34:19
What what were they?
00:34:20
Seemed like a vulgar thing, but it's not.
00:34:25
That she was like, what's the worst that could happen?
00:34:28
The whole world could laugh at me.
00:34:30
She's like, do you think that's reasonable?
00:34:32
That is not the worst thing that could happen.
00:34:35
You could get over that.
00:34:36
Like, the worst thing that could happen
00:34:37
is maybe your entire family gets killed one by one by your mother
00:34:41
when they're, I don't know, eight months, three and five years old.
00:34:45
That's got to be like, imagine comparing those kids
00:34:48
at the moment that they died to have being laughed at on the internet.
00:34:52
They'd be like, honest, it's not the worst thing.
00:34:53
Your mother could kill you.
00:34:56
What they're missing is not that it's what they're missing is.
00:35:03
What are they missing?
00:35:04
We heard you there. Didn't hear you. Yeah.
00:35:06
What they're missing is the fact that she shouldn't be on that stage.
00:35:09
To be able to get laughed at.
00:35:11
Like she should have been cut from the competition.
00:35:14
That's. That's Australia's fault.
00:35:16
She literally was the best breakdancer for us.
00:35:19
Didn't matter.
00:35:21
You don't get to go then is this I?
00:35:23
Because she looks oddly hotter there.
00:35:30
It wasn't.
00:35:34
I was like, oh no.
00:35:37
I careful what you wish for, but I would love to be laughed at like that.
00:35:40
I love making people laugh, even if I'm the butt of the joke,
00:35:46
especially if I'm the butt of the joke.
00:35:48
What?
00:35:48
I mean, seriously, she's going to say she had a mental breakdown a bit better.
00:35:53
She screamed. Only women scream.
00:35:55
And Rachel Gum is better known, of course is right.
00:35:57
The important thing is to make sure that nobody, nobody can hear them again.
00:36:01
Joins us now live from Sydney. Hello, Reagan.
00:36:04
This is lovely to talk to you down at the other end.
00:36:06
Did I call you Reagan or Rachel?
00:36:08
I mean, it's so ironic. Hello. Hi. Hi. Hi.
00:36:11
It's just so ironic, isn't it, that you actually,
00:36:13
just before you went on and did that, I thought it was brilliant.
00:36:16
Just before you went on, you said, hey, what's the worst that can happen?
00:36:19
I know only the whole world can laugh at me.
00:36:21
And that's kind of what did happen.
00:36:23
We were you is taken apart.
00:36:24
So she's intelligent.
00:36:25
And all other people
00:36:26
were this huge response that you go on, you know, this negative awareness.
00:36:33
Oh, I mean, it it was wild.
00:36:35
It was totally wild.
00:36:37
I mean, how could I ever, even in my wildest see it?
00:36:41
I mean, so she knows that she sucks and that she was
00:36:44
just doing it to get on that stage for the sake of that.
00:36:47
She could get on that stage like so she was making a mockery of it.
00:36:50
Is what I would respect that more than just blind ambition being bad.
00:36:55
So no, I think she's making a mockery of it.
00:36:57
If she's going to go up there and not take it
00:36:59
serious and make it look like,
00:37:00
oh, I guess this is all I could come up with, I don't know.
00:37:03
Well, then maybe you shouldn't have been there.
00:37:05
I don't know, I just because you could be there doesn't mean you should be there.
00:37:09
I loved that she was there.
00:37:12
Yeah, man.
00:37:13
And entertaining and made it so it never happens again.
00:37:15
We will never have that as an event ever again.
00:37:18
Thanks to her.
00:37:21
Even better, breakdancing is not a sport.
00:37:24
I. In fact, I let you know what.
00:37:26
While we're at it, let's get rid of all the subjective.
00:37:29
If you're holding up a 0 to 10 on a paper, it's not a sport.
00:37:33
It's a competition.
00:37:34
But it's not a sport or great figures.
00:37:37
Mental, as you said, as crazy as the reaction was,
00:37:41
the conspiracy theories, the hysteria, the bullying, the harassment, the
00:37:45
I mean, it was it was off the charts.
00:37:49
I mean, how do you form a conspiracy theory about a young woman breakdancing?
00:37:54
What what were the conspiracy theories?
00:37:56
I think you just listed them. Draw.
00:37:58
Oh, the internet is a wild place, though, isn't it?
00:38:00
I mean, there are all
00:38:01
sorts about me, about my husband and how I qualify my motivations.
00:38:05
Wait, what about my husband?
00:38:07
My family is, you know, who are you?
00:38:09
The internet's a well. Hold on. Who is she?
00:38:11
Who is her family? I don't know any of these things. Do you?
00:38:14
A place, but you know, this documentary gives me
00:38:17
a chance to finally, answer.
00:38:21
Oh, she's got a documentary.
00:38:22
Questions that people have had and, you know, share my experience.
00:38:26
So it's really exciting. It's.
00:38:28
How much did it hurt, Rachel, when you had put your heart
00:38:30
and soul into what you did, and then you got that reaction?
00:38:34
Yeah.
00:38:34
I mean, look, that's
00:38:35
that that reaction was very loud on the internet
00:38:37
and it was only amplified, in the media as well.
00:38:39
But actually, there was a lot of positivity, you know,
00:38:40
and it's a very different experience in real life.
00:38:43
The internet is not the real world, is what I've learned.
00:38:44
And there a lot of people that that were inspired
00:38:46
and that really connected with me in my performance
00:38:47
and not just been an amazing, amazing experience to me.
00:38:49
How would you think of doing this?
00:38:50
Where was the first move on to?
00:38:53
I have no,
00:38:54
I totally, totally, I mean, I
00:38:56
this finally feels like I can share my story and, and I think
00:38:58
just having all of the distance from it as well,
00:39:00
you know, it means it's not quite as raw.
00:39:02
I mean, is anybody asking me that I can put this in a way,
00:39:05
you know, close a chapter on that part of of my of my life and start looking ahead.
00:39:09
You know, I'm really excited to, as I've said,
00:39:11
you know, address a lot of the misinformation.
00:39:12
But now I can look ahead and do some exciting things.
00:39:14
I hope to be a little bit more action.
00:39:17
But the routine itself, I think it's brilliant.
00:39:18
I thought it was, oh man, he he is, he is this guy also brilliant.
00:39:23
He's like, okay, that's great.
00:39:24
Your stories great, your inspirational whatever.
00:39:26
But you know, I want to actually look at the routine.
00:39:28
Let's go through that again step by step.
00:39:30
Let's critique that original.
00:39:32
I've never seen a breakdancing routine like it.
00:39:35
I thought it was incredible.
00:39:35
Please tell me a little bit about how you put it together
00:39:38
and how long you'd rehearsed it before you actually did it.
00:39:41
At the Olympics.
00:39:41
So first you started with the bunny rehearsal before
00:39:44
it was incredibly original.
00:39:46
I've never seen a breakdancing routine like it.
00:39:48
I thought it was incredible.
00:39:49
Just tell me a little bit about how you put it together
00:39:51
and how long you'd rehearsed it before you actually did it at the Olympics.
00:39:57
Oh, this is I never get asked this question.
00:39:59
She slid in her back was like, why did you wear that?
00:40:05
There's no way she's never been asked that question.
00:40:07
I'm not sure you go one of these days.
00:40:08
I was training my butt off from, you know, from, wild dude.
00:40:13
Could you imagine the size of her?
00:40:15
But before she worked it off,
00:40:18
you know, since I qualified in, in, Oceania
00:40:21
about seven months before I even think that I cooperate a lot more.
00:40:25
She only moves all of the Oceania.
00:40:27
I'm going to be competing on a on a big stage for the first time ever.
00:40:32
Oh, my God, this the first time that I noticed that she's actually,
00:40:36
she's actually competing against the Nikka.
00:40:40
Oh, no.
00:40:43
Oh, Nicaragua.
00:40:44
No, look, it's Australian Ray gun from Lithuania.
00:40:48
Is Nika.
00:40:50
Oh, okay,
00:40:52
so there's a ray gun and there's a Nika.
00:40:55
So, you know, I was trying to build skills over the course of those.
00:40:59
Some tells me that the Nika one
00:41:03
is, you know, six months.
00:41:05
And then when I realized and I did realize this before the game,
00:41:08
so I was like, oh, my gosh, that one was called touch your toes.
00:41:12
Touch your toes,
00:41:16
real toes, toes.
00:41:17
Like, oh my gosh, I'm not even I'm really getting through the first
00:41:22
or second round of these competitions and the people I'm going to be battling
00:41:26
every time they show it.
00:41:27
She has zero points.
00:41:32
Yeah, she literally scored zero points the entire competition.
00:41:34
I was like, all right, I need a new strategy.
00:41:37
And creativity is one of the categories that they judge.
00:41:41
So that's one of my strengths.
00:41:43
So you know together with my friends Sammy and see we
00:41:47
you know that's like some Australian inspiration
00:41:50
and and put together some, some, you know some well-known moments.
00:41:56
Well you're they're all strengths.
00:41:59
Nine letters is one of the longest one syllable words you can come up with.
00:42:06
I think
00:42:07
strengths is two words, two syllables.
00:42:10
Strengths is one syllable.
00:42:12
All right.
00:42:13
I genuinely thought it was good. Try.
00:42:15
And you know, two of you thought it was great.
00:42:18
Anyway, you talk about the future. What is the future?
00:42:21
What do I mean?
00:42:21
You've got this reputation that you can use now on this platform.
00:42:26
What are you going to launch off to?
00:42:27
Hold on.
00:42:29
Anybody want to take bets on what she's going to launch off to?
00:42:33
The, middle school teacher.
00:42:38
Ukraine?
00:42:42
No she won't.
00:42:42
They just ask, what are you going to use your platform to basically preach?
00:42:46
Oh, okay.
00:42:49
But it's not going to be no trans in the WNBA.
00:42:52
Well, school English teacher.
00:42:57
Isn't that the million dollar question?
00:43:00
Look, I'm very excited about a lot of things.
00:43:03
You know, I am really happy that I've been known to this other side.
00:43:08
And I can keep advocating for people
00:43:10
not to be afraid to be different and to put themselves out there.
00:43:15
Good. And that's just going to be my message.
00:43:16
I just want to go out there and keep saying that.
00:43:19
That's great. You know, there's a few little things
00:43:20
I have potentially behind the scenes, but for
00:43:25
Fast Horse, let's go.
00:43:29
I'm just excited. Maybe.
00:43:31
What other opportunities come?
00:43:33
I want something fun, something creative. Draw
00:43:37
for claws.
00:43:41
Let's go.
00:43:41
All right. An unexpected good for you.
00:43:43
And listen, I just I have some idea what it's going to be.
00:43:50
Like mean.
00:43:50
It wasn't just horrendous.
00:43:53
No. It wasn't, but it was a it was a, I guess.
00:43:57
Well, I do have a couple of requests this week.
00:44:01
I've seen the, the monologue song.
00:44:04
Love it.
00:44:05
I, I do like to do the lips,
00:44:10
so hopefully draw has that together.
00:44:13
I, I've been digging the the fledge rats.
00:44:17
Trivia and I my one request is an infinity
00:44:21
mirror picture.
00:44:26
This is actually one
00:44:27
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00:44:54
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00:45:01
Oh, did you have to. Is
00:45:04
how Spartan were.
00:45:06
Did you happen to notice of draw cut his hair.
00:45:10
He had the hat on,
00:45:12
but it didn't look like it was poking out.
00:45:14
Like he usually does.
00:45:16
Sounds like we have another game and we must continue losing flock technology.
00:45:20
Where in the world is your hair veil?
00:45:23
The red is it?
00:45:24
Is it in a house?
00:45:24
From playground to playground, from playground to pool,
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from pool to gymnasium.
00:45:30
Because we all know that the block cameras are not only following
00:45:33
the license plate readers, they are following children,
00:45:36
they are following children in parks and gymnasiums.
00:45:40
And we need this.
00:45:41
I need this so I can stop my ex-girlfriend.
00:45:44
Also,
00:45:46
that sounds like jaws point of view to me.
00:45:48
Of this town.
00:45:49
The pools that want their storm drains cleared.
00:45:51
They should not have their storm drains cleared
00:45:54
because in order to do that, we will have to raise taxes.
00:45:57
And how will the people trust the City Council when this city council continues
00:46:01
to vote for surveillance technology that imprisons them?
00:46:04
Mr. Campbell, you must work on your Jedi mind tricks.
00:46:07
Do it like this.
00:46:09
And when you do it, make sure that when you're double speaking them
00:46:12
into telling them that police services have become more humanitarian,
00:46:17
make sure that you don't emphasize the detail that you put a ban on camping.
00:46:22
You put a ban you made criminalizing homeless this illegal.
00:46:27
And that is why there is no such thing as humanitarian policing for the homeless,
00:46:32
because we have effectively criminalized homelessness, which is good.
00:46:36
Now we can staff that.
00:46:38
We can fill our jails with free prison labor,
00:46:41
especially like that of the old Tim Mason Detention Center,
00:46:44
where they are making $1 a day for working for 12 hours
00:46:49
and there have been multiple cases of tuberculosis.
00:46:51
What the fuck is he talking about?
00:46:53
Are you going to talk about flock cameras?
00:46:54
Needs a little bit.
00:46:56
He will help us find the rebel scum and a hidden base on.
00:47:00
Oh, there you go.
00:47:02
You will help us find Luke Skywalker as he traverses the universe in his X-Wing.
00:47:07
This technology is a necessary, necessary force.
00:47:15
Thank you for making us executed.
00:47:19
What is good is this episode so far?
00:47:22
I know, I know,
00:47:24
I'm disappointed with my own monologue, but whatever.
00:47:28
You know, if you're upset about it, good.
00:47:32
Maybe you should be.
00:47:37
Oh. Oh oh,
00:47:41
actually, if I upset people, then I'm doing my job.
00:47:44
Well, yeah.
00:47:47
See me?
00:47:50
Yeah.
00:47:50
I mean.
00:47:58
I love people getting hurt.
00:48:01
So it looks like she's stacking some kind of,
00:48:05
shelf against a other piece of furniture that's on top of a table.
00:48:13
And she built up to that, though.
00:48:15
It slipped a little bit.
00:48:16
So then she put a chair there to hold it.
00:48:20
But listen,
00:48:21
women are just as capable as men at doing handiwork.
00:48:25
Where is she trying to get to the window.
00:48:28
Because she.
00:48:28
Even if she climbs on their tippy toes to the top,
00:48:31
I don't think she could make it in the window.
00:48:35
I don't think that's her goal.
00:48:38
Wouldn't.
00:48:39
It's just a brick wall
00:48:42
right? Oh.
00:49:03
Having a good start to a song.
00:49:12
Oh, no.
00:49:14
Oh, no.
00:49:17
Look, she doesn't take her eyes off it.
00:49:19
Because if you look away and look back, you're going to lose it in the grease.
00:49:22
She grabs the tongs without even looking.
00:49:24
This is. You know what? We just tell.
00:49:26
Hey, hey, mothers that babies your cell phone.
00:49:30
Please don't kill it.
00:49:32
Right?
00:49:32
And then maybe they'll respect it.
00:49:34
Watch her back. He's going in, dude.
00:49:35
Oh, we can see.
00:49:38
You can wait. One, two, three.
00:49:40
Yeah. Oh.
00:49:45
Oh. Okay. Oh.
00:49:49
That hurt. Oh.
00:49:59
And this picture is clear, but it's not.
00:50:02
My goal at this point.
00:50:03
Is I just going to hit her in the head until she learns she's not strong enough?
00:50:11
The problem is, I'm never going to stop learning.
00:50:14
You think she died at one point?
00:50:17
Yeah.
00:50:20
Oh, she landed on her stomach, too.
00:50:21
That's. Yeah, just.
00:50:23
She just killed the baby. That was intentional.
00:50:25
Because from what I learned, mothers want to kill their babies. No.
00:50:29
Oh. Oh.
00:50:37
Wait.
00:50:38
That was actually pretty good.
00:50:40
Especially if she was trying to take the shelving down,
00:50:44
Yeah.
00:50:44
That's right.
00:50:48
Oh, no.
00:50:48
That looks.
00:50:51
Wet. She put.
00:50:54
You know that lines up with the paint, right?
00:50:56
She's taking it down.
00:50:57
Good job.
00:50:58
That's a great job.
00:51:01
Down quickly too.
00:51:03
Oh no no no. That's glass. Stop.
00:51:06
Yeah I know, I know, this gets costly.
00:51:10
No. Oh, God.
00:51:15
Although I did something very similar to that when I was a child.
00:51:19
Yeah, it took a I took a lid.
00:51:21
I was, I was old enough to be cooking but not old enough to know better.
00:51:24
You know, I taught myself most, most things.
00:51:26
So this is how you learn.
00:51:28
And I didn't want to set down the hot glass lid
00:51:31
from whatever I think I was boiling noodles.
00:51:34
Yeah.
00:51:34
And so I thought I would cool it off and I was smart enough.
00:51:37
I'm like, I'm not going to put on her cold water
00:51:38
because that'll shock it and break it. Right.
00:51:40
I'll use right tap warm water.
00:51:43
Apparently the difference between tap warm water and a lid off
00:51:46
the stove is still great enough to make it shatter.
00:51:48
The only thing I was holding was the little the little nubbin handle
00:51:51
I didn't even see.
00:51:52
There was no glass with even an eye shot.
00:51:55
It was so far scattered throughout.
00:51:57
Oh, it really exploded. It exploded
00:52:02
night I did.
00:52:02
I did not get hurt. I trash.
00:52:05
Yeah, what was that upset?
00:52:08
Oh wait, wait, you don't wash the pickle juice.
00:52:13
Oh I'm sorry lady,
00:52:14
I, I just went right up your skirt.
00:52:17
I'm sorry.
00:52:18
I should get that off of there. We're on YouTube.
00:52:20
That was not intentional on YouTube.
00:52:22
That was not intentional. It's going to happen again, though.
00:52:25
But yeah.
00:52:29
We're I don't get it over the coals.
00:52:38
I know, I know.
00:52:41
Oh, good.
00:52:42
Hey, honey,
00:52:43
after you're done with the chickens, can you do me a favor
00:52:45
and move all the leaves from over there to right over there?
00:52:47
Thank you.
00:52:48
Yeah, yeah.
00:52:54
Oh, what
00:52:55
if she just kept going in circles and never stopped?
00:52:58
Yeah, she. There's no reason to stop.
00:53:01
No no no no no.
00:53:09
She. Her vanity just taught her a lesson.
00:53:13
Yeah.
00:53:13
She gave a little talk.
00:53:18
And then she can,
00:53:26
That's a shame.
00:53:28
He did it, and it hit her.
00:53:31
Oh, there's draw.
00:53:37
Let's see you walk in.
00:53:41
Oh. See?
00:53:44
Okay. That's. It.
00:53:45
Ain't cool.
00:53:45
That's happened to me at least twice in my life.
00:53:48
Yeah.
00:53:51
But then I learned
00:53:52
I never squeeze as hard as I think I can, because I know it's going to pop off.
00:53:56
In fact, I will just.
00:53:58
I will just take it off.
00:54:00
You can just pop that right off and then just pour it like regular ranch.
00:54:04
All right.
00:54:06
I think it's plenty.
00:54:09
Was that a sandwich?
00:54:12
Yeah.
00:54:14
That's a sandwich.
00:54:17
That was it,
00:54:19
I know, what are you, an idiot?
00:54:22
Sandwich? These words.
00:54:24
Sandwich stuff. Ramsey.
00:54:27
Motherfuker.
00:54:29
Girl trouble like.
00:54:32
No, I've had this one every time I've traveled.
00:54:36
Oh. Did you forget your green bag?
00:54:40
No, no, it's right here.
00:54:42
I haven't used it in walking
00:54:45
you all day.
00:54:46
Do you know what you know?
00:54:49
Where in the world? In a drawer.
00:54:51
Yeah. Well, this boy called in.
00:54:54
The kid didn't fly down. It grew.
00:54:58
Are you in with TSA about it?
00:55:00
Is that explain to tell the story
00:55:05
like that clears up where he's been.
00:55:07
But the loudest thing about him is the closet that he's in.
00:55:12
Well, tell me when I'm in the world, George.
00:55:16
Drew. Yo.
00:55:25
Well, you're not in Michigan
00:55:26
because it's dark out and it's still light here.
00:55:32
You'd be at home if you were in Michigan.
00:55:34
So what I meant to say.
00:55:38
I didn't see the clue.
00:55:39
I only heard that there was some clue.
00:55:41
You should see something in the background. But I didn't see.
00:55:43
And I'm not going to rewind it did? No. That's cool.
00:55:46
You don't have to.
00:55:47
I don't want to make my guess because I got a haircut.
00:55:51
I see the skyline.
00:55:53
You see there.
00:55:55
Sorry, there was longer that would ruin you.
00:55:57
Didn't get a haircut.
00:56:00
Is that all your back hair in the front?
00:56:02
I'm confused.
00:56:08
That is ridiculous.
00:56:10
Shaggy, I really cannot
00:56:14
saggy.
00:56:16
Okay, I can do what I want to my hair.
00:56:19
I like
00:56:22
are you in are made of Michigan?
00:56:26
No. Who the.
00:56:28
I would be there I am currently.
00:56:32
Don't talk. I'm wearing.
00:56:34
People get upset and I'll come back to you.
00:56:38
Are you
00:56:38
guys heading out for my party Sunday?
00:56:42
No, because,
00:56:45
I don't know if you realize that, like, that's, you know,
00:56:49
a three day weekend little smackdown.
00:56:51
Yeah, a three day weekend. Yeah. Right.
00:56:55
I ordered three large pizzas.
00:56:58
Very presumptuous of you that you would assume that, you know,
00:57:00
people would have nothing else to do during a
00:57:05
very popular vacation.
00:57:07
Are you Tampa? Pampa, Texas?
00:57:10
No, I drove I drove through mountains, I think like three, maybe four.
00:57:14
Wait, you drove through mountains or you drove over mountains?
00:57:19
I mean, both.
00:57:24
Do they usually have
00:57:25
winding roads that go like through length of passes,
00:57:28
like I know of only two tunnels that go through mountains.
00:57:33
Well no you don't know
00:57:34
the Rado and one is in Tennessee.
00:57:37
Are you not listening like Brian's roads go right.
00:57:41
There's, there are passes between mountains and then you're
00:57:44
technically driving through mountains.
00:57:47
No, no, you're driving over mountains or between mountains, but not through.
00:57:51
I'll die on that hill.
00:57:53
You have to go through a tunnel.
00:57:54
Yeah, that's this,
00:57:57
I think draw use the correct terminology.
00:58:00
And he drove through mountains?
00:58:01
No. Without using a single tunnel?
00:58:05
Nope. That's impossible.
00:58:07
That's impossible.
00:58:10
Yeah, I think he did it.
00:58:12
So you're saying when the mountain shrinks down, or because they cut a cut
00:58:15
a thing through it, if you can see sky above you, you are on the mountain.
00:58:20
Cut a thing through it.
00:58:21
Yeah.
00:58:21
They cut a, you know, a thing through it.
00:58:23
They cut a thing through it.
00:58:25
They call it something.
00:58:27
It's not about like a natural.
00:58:28
No, no, the tunnel has to be a, Well, if you went through a tunnel,
00:58:33
I'm all for it. You went through a mountain?
00:58:35
I think it's just called a flat. Through.
00:58:38
But it upsets me.
00:58:41
I'm guessing it was the the Appalachians.
00:58:44
Yeah.
00:58:50
Are you so in Ontario?
00:58:52
I'm not in the Appalachian.
00:58:56
So you are incorrect.
00:58:59
I'm not in the Appalachians.
00:59:03
Well, if you went through, you
00:59:06
you were in the Appalachians for at that moment,
00:59:10
are you near Lake America?
00:59:13
Lake America?
00:59:14
There it is.
00:59:16
Yeah, the Gulf of America now.
00:59:19
Nice.
00:59:20
I'm sort of here's. I'm slow.
00:59:23
The only thing that now is, is American Ocean, he said.
00:59:27
So the Pacific
00:59:29
our next. Really?
00:59:31
Yep. That's what he said.
00:59:34
All right.
00:59:35
Who said that?
00:59:36
Trump. Captain crazy.
00:59:39
Let's see.
00:59:39
Yeah. He's my Kevin. He's my president.
00:59:41
Trump was my president I voted for many times.
00:59:46
But that dude is a nut job.
00:59:53
Give me a person's name.
00:59:56
Frank.
00:59:57
It happened again Thursday as Marine One
01:00:00
was about to take on it's calls to air traffic controllers went unheard.
01:00:05
And another pilot, they had something to do with the bridge.
01:00:08
Tower bridge?
01:00:09
What? Three minutes to the left.
01:00:11
Watch the tower.
01:00:12
Eagle two, Eagle two.
01:00:14
He could see where you want to try to reach you at three minutes with.
01:00:17
Oh, I couldn't hear any of that. Roger. Eagle two.
01:00:19
Thank you.
01:00:20
This about an hour after the National Transportation Safety.
01:00:24
They also have this, apparently this was also,
01:00:28
it got edited from the clip, but this was also part of the, what do you call that?
01:00:32
The communications between the helicopters,
01:00:35
apparently, one of the, helicopter pilots of this.
01:00:38
There are people who get in the helicopter accidents on accident, man.
01:00:44
Helicopter should be cooked in.
01:00:49
One of the
01:00:51
buffet.
01:00:54
Safety board released new details
01:00:55
about a similar incident captured on video earlier this month.
01:00:59
Marine one with President Trump on board flying within a mile of a passenger jet
01:01:04
that had taken off from Washington National Airport on August 4th.
01:01:08
Oh, within a mile.
01:01:10
Like, sure, that's close in a general sense.
01:01:12
It's closer than it needs to be.
01:01:14
But same time, they're they're nowhere near each other.
01:01:17
They're like, oh, look at it.
01:01:19
Yeah, two cars flying past each other.
01:01:23
They were only three blocks apart. Whoo!
01:01:25
That was a close one.
01:01:26
I know right,
01:01:29
tower, just want to make sure you copy.
01:01:30
Marine one, three minutes, 11.
01:01:32
The NTSB found Marine One's first attempt to contact air
01:01:35
traffic controllers that day was not received at all.
01:01:38
And a second, because they went further, deeply unreadable.
01:01:42
No, it's because they're
01:01:44
not at
01:01:45
the site to ensure communications from the ellipse.
01:01:49
The point is that you need to take all the instruction at the white House.
01:01:52
Who does he think he is? Wrong.
01:01:55
Wrong?
01:01:55
On August 11th, Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy told CBS news
01:01:59
the problem had been resolved.
01:02:02
How does wrong Marine One and the tower not be able to hear each other?
01:02:06
How does that happen?
01:02:07
There's been a lot of infrastructure
01:02:08
that's been built, in Virginia and in the DC area,
01:02:12
and so we have some interference with our on tower bullshit.
01:02:15
And so what, working right now on fixing that communication
01:02:18
you think we already have and fix in place.
01:02:20
And that's communication.
01:02:23
But on Thursday it did in a statement the FAA did not address.
01:02:27
No, I.
01:02:30
I bet that there's radio.
01:02:33
Then there's some kind of a satellite back up.
01:02:35
And then there's probably some kind of a hard line that's really
01:02:38
difficult on the helicopter, but can go like 300ft away, like a tether.
01:02:42
Then they cut that.
01:02:44
There's probably, I don't know, somebody has a regular cell phone as a backup.
01:02:47
They can call into the tower.
01:02:49
I guarantee there's protocol.
01:02:51
No way did they lose.
01:02:52
Just lose communication, I'm telling you. Did I hurt?
01:02:55
I swear that the they were just out of the office, so to speak.
01:02:58
They just went home.
01:02:59
It was 5:00 or something, and they just left.
01:03:02
That's that's what I heard. So it must be true.
01:03:04
As the apparent return of radio issues.
01:03:06
But confirmed air traffic controllers ultimately did establish contact.
01:03:10
But yeah, when they came back from there, break.
01:03:15
Marine one prior to take on.
01:03:21
Whom should we be concerned?
01:03:23
Are you in Tempe?
01:03:25
Definitely not.
01:03:28
Kind of. See?
01:03:29
Oh, that's a good segway.
01:03:30
That's a perfect sequitur.
01:03:33
That's not how that word works.
01:03:36
Can I play the Hogan thing, or should we wait for Rumble?
01:03:41
No. But, you know what Hogan doing?
01:03:44
Hogan? Pardon?
01:03:45
Hogan.
01:03:45
I don't know.
01:03:49
Probably wait for a rumble. Where is that on?
01:03:51
That's on YouTube. Right.
01:03:52
I think it's just some random third parties page.
01:03:54
Give me an age area.
01:03:55
That's one of them.
01:03:56
Age. 69.
01:04:00
In. I have a button for that.
01:04:03
I don't have to do it.
01:04:05
I'm going to I'm going to
01:04:08
see me.
01:04:10
Yeah.
01:04:10
I mean, yeah.
01:04:13
So, your first, I told you person's name, and he said Frank.
01:04:18
Frank may have an association with the bridge that's in the background.
01:04:23
There.
01:04:24
Yeah.
01:04:24
I have no idea who builds bridges.
01:04:29
Frank.
01:04:32
He said he built it.
01:04:33
I did say I'm going to be frank from built bridge
01:04:36
in Philadelphia.
01:04:40
Well, that.
01:04:48
Hold on. Give me a second.
01:04:49
I gotta find my bearings here because I've got my screens all.
01:04:53
I try a different layout, and it's fucking me up right now.
01:04:56
That is his guess.
01:04:59
Yeah.
01:04:59
And since there's not one for that area, the very, very close.
01:05:03
This next one is apparently Mount Laurel Township.
01:05:07
So here we are.
01:05:08
This the problem?
01:05:09
Laurel Township, new Jersey ZIP code is 08054.
01:05:14
They are located in Burlington County
01:05:17
and the school district is the Mount Laurel Township School District.
01:05:20
That's a school district in Mount Laurel Township.
01:05:22
They have about 47,700 residents, and they were founded in 1872.
01:05:28
Interstate 295 because right by it and Alice
01:05:31
Paul Center for Gender Justice is there.
01:05:35
But you can't forget about the Laurel take laws Park and the male Lords Ale House.
01:05:40
Yes, indeed.
01:05:41
The farm place is located in Mount Laurel Township,
01:05:45
and they have the prospect of state consent.
01:05:48
Loon.
01:05:49
The Cambridge Park is located there, and eaves, Brow and Ramble Wood
01:05:55
Base and Bell is also there, and the ramble.
01:05:59
What country club? Yes, indeed.
01:06:01
They are a nice township that's located at new Jersey.
01:06:06
This is a rap about Mount Laurel Township, Mount Laurel.
01:06:11
And again, he forgot what it was.
01:06:13
Yeah.
01:06:14
So I mean, technically I'm not in Philadelphia,
01:06:17
right?
01:06:18
Just across the
01:06:20
bridge in Jersey, right?
01:06:22
Yeah.
01:06:24
The free guy I was gonna to because they were
01:06:28
sort of a bit out of the range when they got that to go.
01:06:33
Some years.
01:06:34
But where in the world is Dr.
01:06:38
Drew?
01:06:39
Yo, Jericho.
01:06:43
Benjamin Franklin bridge.
01:06:46
Well, yeah,
01:06:47
I'm getting good at this game.
01:06:49
I crossed the Delaware River.
01:06:51
I crossed it last week, too.
01:06:52
But, yeah, you crossed the Delaware.
01:06:55
You're like young Washington, right?
01:06:58
Let's make a movie about him.
01:07:02
At least a
01:07:03
made for TV. One.
01:07:06
Is that all that was?
01:07:08
Is it everything just made for TV?
01:07:11
Nailed it.
01:07:12
No. Everything's made for the internet.
01:07:14
Or for the most part, made for tablets.
01:07:16
I don't know, my frickin my bitches.
01:07:18
Nieces like, they have, like, no,
01:07:21
like, want or need
01:07:22
to, like, really play like, controller video game
01:07:26
or, laptop computer with a keyboard and a mouse.
01:07:30
Like, it's just iPad or box.
01:07:33
It's touchscreen or.
01:07:34
Yeah, tablet or bus. Yeah.
01:07:36
That's it. Oh,
01:07:39
yeah.
01:07:40
Well.
01:07:42
By Brady I guess I'm cool then.
01:07:46
So I've got to know you're just you're just going okay.
01:07:51
Either way, why are you gay?
01:07:53
Why are you.
01:07:58
So you hungry or you make your sandwich?
01:08:00
Or if a sandwich is your flex or flex sandwich.
01:08:04
Oh, no. Nope. It's up.
01:08:07
So what do you guys think about being able
01:08:09
to trademark a sandwich?
01:08:13
Apparently Smucker.
01:08:15
I mean, they've done Trader Joe's saying that it's new.
01:08:18
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are too similar to Uncrustables.
01:08:23
No, really.
01:08:25
I mean, are you a you're not.
01:08:27
I don't know if you can.
01:08:30
They didn't invent the sandwich as my, you know.
01:08:32
Right. They cut the crust.
01:08:36
My mom did their.
01:08:39
Are they going to say they're round because it's a circle.
01:08:41
I don't think that Smuckers invented the circle either.
01:08:45
Yeah. You can't trademark a shape.
01:08:47
I can't get a good picture of the box, but you can see the boxes in the background.
01:08:50
One is blue, one is red, and one.
01:08:53
Two looks like Uncrustables.
01:08:56
That's quite a fucking.
01:08:57
You know,
01:09:00
it's ballsy to, like, go after that, knowing that
01:09:03
I think that it's it's one of the most basic food items in children.
01:09:07
For years ago, I cut the crust off like it's it literally is.
01:09:12
Yeah.
01:09:14
We live in a world, though.
01:09:15
There's nothing out there.
01:09:16
Yeah, there's no
01:09:17
Microsoft sued people and try to get them to stop using the term windows.
01:09:20
At one point. We can't forget that.
01:09:22
And Ohio State sued other schools
01:09:25
that they couldn't put the word the in their name.
01:09:28
Only they could do that.
01:09:30
And I'm pretty sure the won
01:09:32
the the Ohio State like you can't say the Michigan University.
01:09:36
They somehow trademarked the word the
01:09:40
they trademarked improper grammar.
01:09:44
Is it that.
01:09:44
Yeah, that is stupid.
01:09:46
It doesn't sound right.
01:09:47
The Ohio State
01:09:50
north, it wasn't just Ohio State,
01:09:52
in case there's more than give me a noun.
01:09:57
Noun dildo.
01:10:04
I like a question.
01:10:05
Okay. I'm in the sky.
01:10:07
It's a bird. It's a plane. And or
01:10:10
Superman or dildos.
01:10:14
Or dildo.
01:10:16
I love how there's been a return.
01:10:17
They like they.
01:10:18
They're like, we're cracking down on the dildos.
01:10:20
And it's like, people are like, we don't give a shit.
01:10:22
We don't give a fuck if we can't go to an NBA,
01:10:24
WNBA game, ever again in our lives, who gives a shit?
01:10:28
The policy and strategy now is just to play a recording
01:10:31
when every time somebody does it, you
01:10:33
decide to crack down on the octopi.
01:10:37
Like they were saying that people will be banned
01:10:39
for life from Redwings games, and there were more.
01:10:43
Why they call that the strike.
01:10:45
Yeah, but
01:10:47
I'd like to think that you can't you you can't embrace it,
01:10:51
show it on television and then go, no, no, no, I,
01:10:56
I'd like to think that there's holes in that that.
01:10:58
Yeah.
01:10:58
Come on, bring all those balls in a deal.
01:11:02
Though.
01:11:02
It's very hard to clean dildo night like every the first 100 fans gathering.
01:11:08
Although it is a WNBA event, they can be heads.
01:11:13
But but have they do that penis head a little bit?
01:11:15
They have pride night now. They have pride night.
01:11:17
They did Magic City night or they tried to in Atlanta.
01:11:20
That's a strip club. So it's like, what?
01:11:22
That's not that out of the question to do.
01:11:24
The other night.
01:11:26
All right, let's push for it.
01:11:28
Unfortunately they're all going to end up on the court, but.
01:11:31
Yeah.
01:11:33
Or do you think that that would come back?
01:11:36
Why is that unfortunate?
01:11:37
I think it does stop play, but they're not that good.
01:11:40
Anyway.
01:11:41
If everyone had a green dildo, you would just assume like you wouldn't
01:11:45
know, hey, everyone can have one.
01:11:46
So, like, maybe it'll stop them throwing them because we can.
01:11:51
Only for entertaining if they all wore strap ons.
01:11:55
No, don't regard no.
01:11:57
So if they gave out all those, every fan, all of the fans would be in the bathroom
01:12:02
using them on themselves.
01:12:03
And then all the men that are throwing the don't go out in the audience.
01:12:06
So it would be it would be clear who's throwing it at that.
01:12:09
Not all the men, not all the men.
01:12:12
Well,
01:12:12
only the men that would throw the dildos.
01:12:16
I think some of the men might take them in the bathroom.
01:12:20
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:12:21
Yes. Only the men that would throw the dildos would be left in the audience.
01:12:25
The men that would not throw the dildos would be in the bathroom as well. Yes.
01:12:30
Yeah. Give me a number.
01:12:31
Make a game out of it.
01:12:34
Have like the target closest.
01:12:36
Closest to the middle of the court.
01:12:38
Like wins all the age.
01:12:39
Be three and the number be 69.
01:12:42
Like, oh, sorry for 20.
01:12:46
No, you can't have two answers.
01:12:49
Three.
01:12:50
Yeah. No, sorry for 20.
01:12:53
There's a set of rules for arguing
01:12:55
where you don't get to disagree until you've done three things.
01:12:58
First, you say yes back to them better than they said it.
01:13:02
Tell them you with and tell them what you learned from them.
01:13:07
Only then are you allowed to say one word against it.
01:13:10
They're called rapid pause rules.
01:13:12
Anatol Rapoport was a game theorist.
01:13:15
Michael Rapaport in it, though
01:13:17
both and named them after Mike Jenkins first one attack
01:13:22
in the middle of the night and you killed chickens.
01:13:25
You killed my chickens.
01:13:29
Now what are you talking about?
01:13:30
You have to say their arguments so well that they stop you and go, yeah,
01:13:34
that's it. You.
01:13:35
Yeah.
01:13:36
You said it better than I did.
01:13:38
Now summary and not close enough.
01:13:40
They have to agree that you got it right because until they do
01:13:45
Shyla buffs fucking disguise is not working on me.
01:13:49
You don't actually know what you're arguing with.
01:13:52
Let me see. You see it now too, don't you?
01:13:54
Since he's a good guy, you think about how we really do it.
01:13:56
We listen just long enough to find the soft spot.
01:14:00
Then we hit it, and I found this off.
01:14:03
You're not supposed to touch the source,
01:14:04
but you're not supposed to touch it at all. Dude.
01:14:06
No, that's the baby soft spot. You're not somebody.
01:14:08
Yeah, you don't want to hit it, you know, even put your finger on it.
01:14:12
Other spot is soft. We call that winning.
01:14:15
Here's the point.
01:14:15
If you're the color who murdered I was it then. Yeah, you might want to.
01:14:18
Rapaport is famous probably for some.
01:14:21
Right entirely.
01:14:22
Scientists once ran a tournament where everybody submitted a strategy three
01:14:26
to see which one would come out ahead.
01:14:29
Some strategies were ruthless, so
01:14:32
to trick the other people, Rapaport was the shortest one.
01:14:35
Anyone to Michael.
01:14:36
So I've tried that shit with people and they will flip it.
01:14:40
And when I say their point of view
01:14:41
better than they can, they start arguing with me about that.
01:14:45
What do I do then? Just walk away?
01:14:48
Oh no, no.
01:14:50
Then you got them because they're arguing your point for you.
01:14:55
But they don't.
01:14:55
They don't agree with that.
01:14:57
They flip, they go back and forth, turned in,
01:15:01
go start by cooperating, then do whatever the other person just did.
01:15:06
And it won.
01:15:07
Same man, same answer.
01:15:09
Two completely different rooms.
01:15:11
Go first, give something, then respond.
01:15:14
So think about the last real argument that you got in your wife
01:15:18
or your brother or a friend. Somebody at work.
01:15:21
Could you say their side out loud?
01:15:23
Right now I kill enough that they would nod to you if you care.
01:15:28
What were you actually arguing with?
01:15:30
So what it was is that
01:15:32
if we take money out of sports, sports as we know it would not exist.
01:15:36
They said that sports should return to collegiate sports.
01:15:38
And I said, where everything was corrupt and under the table.
01:15:41
I said, if people are getting money from it,
01:15:45
then at least the athletes should get some of the money,
01:15:46
because she was very upset because they put
01:15:48
and they're putting advertisements on athletic jerseys.
01:15:51
Now, that's not collegiate sports.
01:15:54
Oh so I mean, I pretty I understand
01:15:58
I just wanted to say that I do understand and I can repeat it.
01:16:03
I even said that I my comparison was the lions.
01:16:06
The lions would have went extinct if they didn't allow rich people to hunt them.
01:16:09
They literally created conservations that made the lion numbers rise back up.
01:16:14
And she said, well, that's wrong.
01:16:15
They shouldn't have done that.
01:16:16
I said, but if they wouldn't have done that,
01:16:18
then the lions would have been extinct, like in the 80s.
01:16:20
They would have killed a all because they were just doing it under the table.
01:16:23
Now that they made it like sanctioned, it literally revived them.
01:16:28
And she that upset her.
01:16:29
So that upset her. See what I did there.
01:16:31
Yeah. Yeah.
01:16:32
So she said she refused to accept that fact.
01:16:38
Oh yeah.
01:16:38
If you're being rational, and, that doesn't win it over.
01:16:44
I'll tell you what.
01:16:46
If someone's acting irrational to say, stop getting upset,
01:16:49
then I'll call them right down.
01:16:51
Yes. Relax. That's another one.
01:16:53
Yeah, yeah.
01:16:54
No, I don't even just say relax.
01:16:56
Say, why can't you relax?
01:16:58
Be passive aggressive about it.
01:17:00
Why can't you just relax?
01:17:03
Yeah, yeah.
01:17:05
Give me a verb.
01:17:08
Upset.
01:17:09
Upset.
01:17:10
Gargle.
01:17:14
I need to be ready for these things.
01:17:16
You need to give me some warning or a gargle.
01:17:23
We can also play some,
01:17:25
Who said it
01:17:27
whenever, whenever you're ready.
01:17:31
I hope I said it.
01:17:34
Everyone said it.
01:17:38
I go no, no time like the present.
01:17:41
All right. And
01:17:44
episode 136.
01:17:46
Who said he's upset?
01:17:48
Yes, I know you're upset. Automatic. Oh
01:17:52
Holy crap.
01:17:53
I'm going to I'm going to go.
01:17:56
Oh no.
01:17:56
Brady I think Brady but I, I, he's saying it to Gary.
01:18:00
Like I'm going to double down on okay.
01:18:04
On the answer but he's talking about me.
01:18:06
Yep I agree.
01:18:13
It could be Gary though.
01:18:15
It can't be me because I sounds pompous.
01:18:18
So it wasn't it.
01:18:20
It might not have been either one of you.
01:18:23
It could be Gary towards me.
01:18:26
Yeah.
01:18:27
Well, didn't didn't you look at that? Be.
01:18:31
No, no, I want to play too.
01:18:33
I want to play too.
01:18:34
So otherwise I think Michio Kaku I say Michio Kaku.
01:18:39
Oh, I still think it's Brady
01:18:42
directed at Gary.
01:18:45
I didn't find out.
01:18:46
God damn. It's my life. It's not this bitch.
01:18:49
An autoimmune that I had was.
01:18:51
Wait, not this particular rumble.
01:18:54
I'm like, Marge has ad passing.
01:18:57
Says, I've heard that.
01:18:58
Yes, I know you're upset.
01:19:00
I'm. Oh, I'm sorry.
01:19:02
My tummy hurts.
01:19:03
No, no, I got stop, I die, stop it now!
01:19:07
You got. No, I can't hit him.
01:19:10
That's what he.
01:19:12
Yeah, but you were saying it to the goat.
01:19:17
Wow. Somebody you can relate to, right?
01:19:21
All right, all right.
01:19:22
Episode 83 Saturnalia.
01:19:24
You guys look very upset.
01:19:26
You both look very upset.
01:19:29
That's me for sure. Me?
01:19:33
Fuck, yeah.
01:19:34
Yeah.
01:19:37
I just hope it lined up because I think it's like.
01:19:40
I think it's.
01:19:40
I got all the episodes lined up. Okay?
01:19:43
I didn't see that.
01:19:45
Oh, you guys find out.
01:19:46
Just focus here. Differences.
01:19:48
I mean, I could say
01:19:49
and it really and you know, you can I can install stuff so you never get ads.
01:19:54
Yeah, I've heard that before. Yeah. Yeah.
01:19:57
All you got to do is connect me, like, very upset.
01:20:00
You both look very upset. I mean, he's not.
01:20:02
It was really sour.
01:20:04
It was good.
01:20:05
Well, I think you just recorded the. Wow.
01:20:12
We are.
01:20:12
I said he was eating.
01:20:13
Was it just. Yeah.
01:20:14
It looks cold out there. Actually.
01:20:16
That's cold.
01:20:18
I got my is correct.
01:20:20
It's a double lined fleece.
01:20:24
Okay. Ooh.
01:20:26
That's episode number 34.
01:20:29
No, an early.
01:20:33
He's just upset
01:20:34
because he missed the game that was premiering on Peacock.
01:20:39
He's just upset.
01:20:41
That's me.
01:20:41
Because no one else would mention Peacock.
01:20:44
Yeah, but who's who's who's saying it, though?
01:20:46
What's I'm saying that the Brady missed the game on Peacock.
01:20:52
I didn't miss it. So Brady's upset.
01:20:54
No I think the only person
01:20:55
that would be upset that I missed the game on Peacock would be gay.
01:20:58
So it's not saying it to Gary.
01:21:00
It was the Pistons game. It was you.
01:21:03
It was me. Oh so I'm like criticizing.
01:21:05
No I think it's
01:21:08
Brady
01:21:09
talking about you are decided that it was.
01:21:12
It's never it's never.
01:21:14
It was me I remember missing the game because no Democrats are Trump
01:21:18
never had Trump approval Brady talking about where's Trump gold bundle
01:21:21
for completely free to ever think YouTube runs live streaming.
01:21:25
Thank you.
01:21:26
What in the face live streams in the US.
01:21:27
This is.
01:21:29
Yeah. That's the only. Oh, you know what?
01:21:31
I know what it was.
01:21:31
He's just upset because he missed the game that was premiering on Peacock
01:21:34
only last night.
01:21:35
And if you didn't get Peacock this game.
01:21:37
So he's not even crying about the Lions, he's okay.
01:21:40
So I was right.
01:21:40
But you were talking about the video we're referencing, but, Oh, I was so correct.
01:21:45
I wish I've been keeping
01:21:46
a more direct score, I can't remember, I think I have two so far, but.
01:21:50
And then I did want to.
01:21:51
So these a couple I wanted to skip not very long in the first one.
01:21:57
Okay.
01:21:57
Here's the one I want to jump to you.
01:21:59
I swear David is still upset.
01:22:05
To be
01:22:06
Gary, I'd like to think that's Gary.
01:22:09
David is still. Yeah.
01:22:11
I'm the only one that uses the word upset.
01:22:16
I mean,
01:22:17
if anything, this exercise has taught us that that's not true,
01:22:21
but it is so.
01:22:23
But why would I see David Brady out?
01:22:30
Maybe you're on mute.
01:22:32
I'm going to guess for on Brady's behalf.
01:22:36
I'm guessing me as well.
01:22:38
Right. Yeah.
01:22:40
Let's find out after the two four seconds of the ads.
01:22:44
Thanks for you.
01:22:45
Yeah, I had think YouTube runs live streaming.
01:22:48
Think again.
01:22:49
The biggest live in the US are happening on a rumble.
01:22:52
And now David still upset.
01:22:55
He can barely even go to work.
01:22:57
He can't even sleep. Rock.
01:22:59
He's been in.
01:23:01
You know, most of that doesn't have to do with the podcast.
01:23:04
But I'm not technically with a podcast and I'm so sick of you.
01:23:08
I'm going to go to the police. I'm going to go to the FBI.
01:23:10
I'm going to go I would go to the stupid president, but that
01:23:14
guy got in there.
01:23:15
I'm going
01:23:16
to try to do something really quick before before that glorious man bite me.
01:23:20
I'm going to get fired, motherfucker.
01:23:22
You weird looking motherfucker.
01:23:24
You with you.
01:23:24
You've got them.
01:23:25
Yeah. In your bald fucking head. That great?
01:23:29
Oh, my God, I just said.
01:23:30
Oh, you think you want to throw up? No.
01:23:35
Oh the weird.
01:23:37
Oh, I don't know.
01:23:40
Should we call.
01:23:42
Well I'm.
01:23:44
I miss fucking missus David.
01:23:47
Yeah. That was a while ago.
01:23:49
Holy crap.
01:23:50
All right, all right, we'll do one more.
01:23:52
We'll do one more for right now.
01:23:54
Yeah.
01:23:54
Or, and maybe we'll revisit it later for.
01:23:57
But I think I think we'll do one more and we'll jump out
01:23:59
because this one seems intriguing.
01:24:01
Fools. Number 45.
01:24:03
The quote is, and she broke up with him and he was upset about it.
01:24:08
That is a difficult one to draw.
01:24:11
And not only that, in an ask fledge segment.
01:24:17
Interesting.
01:24:18
Fuck.
01:24:20
It could just be Brady reading a news story.
01:24:23
Yeah it could be I don't doesn't sound like anything you would be saying
01:24:27
but it could be because you like you might have told a story.
01:24:32
It just be a random story. Oh.
01:24:37
It was like loud shit.
01:24:39
No I don't know. No.
01:24:41
Yes. You're definitely not.
01:24:47
Philly.
01:24:49
Philly feels
01:24:51
like,
01:24:54
some jackass
01:24:55
and some guys are blasting his music like, Dave's
01:24:59
not you, man.
01:25:08
You know what's funny?
01:25:09
What's for?
01:25:10
Dave's?
01:25:10
Probably still sitting at the same old machine
01:25:14
somebody else got put in his place.
01:25:16
He probably doesn't like that guy either.
01:25:19
Right.
01:25:19
And Dave's just doing the same old shit.
01:25:22
Doing the same on the show.
01:25:24
If you work with Dave till the money go,
01:25:28
I don't have the call.
01:25:29
And I have not been able to get that to work.
01:25:30
We lost our calling number.
01:25:32
That's all right.
01:25:35
Oh, no.
01:25:37
We suck again.
01:25:42
I can't believe the lines.
01:25:43
Play football next week, right?
01:25:45
Oh, no, not till I got so after.
01:25:49
Gary, give me another verb.
01:25:54
12 swallow is the reason.
01:25:58
Yeah.
01:25:59
Okay.
01:26:03
Let's go.
01:26:10
And phone.
01:26:11
I'm reminded of my favorite self-deprecating joke.
01:26:14
The ladies find me creepy.
01:26:15
Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Flange Rants Live.
01:26:18
What I mean by that is, of course, most people think I'm weird, and that's fine.
01:26:22
It fits me like a glove.
01:26:23
And I do things intentionally to, I don't know, it's seeking attention.
01:26:27
Probably, but it's more amusing than blending and being a wallflower.
01:26:33
And so you're probably wondering where I'm going with this normal thing.
01:26:36
But there are two sides to the coin, and we'll take them both on.
01:26:39
I'm going straight forward thinking in a normal manner.
01:26:41
Normal means fits in or doesn't stand out,
01:26:44
or it's not that big of a stretch to say uninteresting or boring.
01:26:48
So these aren't great leaps. I'm taking.
01:26:51
These were small hops that I just took to get from normal.
01:26:54
There are three sides to a coin.
01:26:56
One is just very thin, but the phrase non-player character NPC comes to mind.
01:27:00
Here's the thing about NPC is when you meet people
01:27:03
and you get to know them, you awkwardly.
01:27:06
There are no NPCs.
01:27:07
Oddly enough, although normal would imply the vast
01:27:10
majority of wait, I hate to pause it.
01:27:13
Did it read?
01:27:15
You didn't say that, did you?
01:27:16
Did you read the whole thing or so the way I read.
01:27:20
Okay, by the vast majority of people, there are three sides to a coin.
01:27:25
I just want to be clear.
01:27:26
Yeah, yeah, it's it's the ones really thin.
01:27:28
So like nickel.
01:27:31
Nickel.
01:27:33
No, but I'm going to
01:27:36
it's it's
01:27:37
I like it because it's really thick
01:27:40
that that thick edge
01:27:42
smooth.
01:27:46
No. What a fuck.
01:27:48
Starts a conversation like that?
01:27:53
All right, what are we.
01:27:54
What are we talking about here?
01:27:56
The US nickel.
01:27:58
Favorite.
01:27:59
I'm sorry.
01:28:00
I was stuck on nipples, and you said they were really thick. I'm like.
01:28:02
I mean, I guess that's a. Oh, no.
01:28:06
My favorite domestic coin.
01:28:08
You know, that was the nickel.
01:28:10
Look at that one fart.
01:28:12
Nice glass.
01:28:14
Nobody I have found or met or gotten to know is normal.
01:28:18
The the the
01:28:18
the term sheeple, the people that follow and buy the narrative hook,
01:28:21
line and sinker and watch the news and believe everything they hear
01:28:24
and take the shots and get the believe the narrative.
01:28:26
Basically, those normies don't interest me.
01:28:28
But on the other hand, making waves like cutting against the grain,
01:28:31
going with the current, there's less friction, less resistance.
01:28:34
But I'm still wondering what is normal.
01:28:36
Everybody I've ever met is weird, I am.
01:28:39
Let's see what what is normal.
01:28:41
I've got a few tests.
01:28:42
I like to go to the ice cream to get a container of Neapolitan ice cream.
01:28:46
It's the one with the chocolate, the vanilla
01:28:48
and the strawberry in my household, the vanilla section is gone first.
01:28:52
Oh, no. I sucked it down pretty hard. Is next.
01:28:54
And when it's time to buy more Neapolitan ice cream, it's when we have
01:28:58
the entire strawberry section still intact and the rest of the container is empty.
01:29:02
So maybe we shouldn't be buying Neapolitan ice cream.
01:29:05
Maybe we should just get a container of vanilla, a container of chocolate,
01:29:10
or do they make the two and one?
01:29:11
Or what we probably need
01:29:13
is a big container of vanilla and a smaller container of chocolate.
01:29:17
So there's that.
01:29:18
I like to have something that I do every week.
01:29:21
Yeah. This podcast is one of those things.
01:29:23
I used to play Dungeons and Dragons every Sunday, but the last time
01:29:27
I had something an hour that I would set aside every week
01:29:30
and I look this up like a bowling, it was like ten years ago.
01:29:34
Come to find out, it is exactly 20 years ago.
01:29:37
The Thursday night NBC primetime lineup included My Name Is Earl, in the office,
01:29:41
and I was when I was texting our buddy Doug about it, I would type in office Earl
01:29:45
because the last letter of office and the first letter of Earl and say,
01:29:49
and and so it would be officer that was in 2006.
01:29:53
And that that was really the last time I really got into just,
01:29:56
I would say a block of time, the side.
01:29:58
And it was when the thing aired and actually soon after that was came up
01:30:03
last week, Claire Bennett, the heroes I did get into that show and watched it
01:30:06
every week.
01:30:07
When it came out.
01:30:08
Well, if you like.
01:30:09
Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty nerdy, so.
01:30:11
So if you follow the show, if you've ever watched the show,
01:30:14
you might realize that there is an after show.
01:30:16
It's called The Brady and George Show.
01:30:19
And lately I've been setting aside an hour every week
01:30:21
where I catch up on my own show and I watch the Brady and Draw Show
01:30:26
and so this week I was masturbating to The Brady Indoor
01:30:30
Show, and I found out that a second American Civil War is imminent.
01:30:34
I thought I found this concerning, but it seemed that
01:30:38
Brady Dryer weren't as concerned about it as maybe they should have been.
01:30:41
But maybe it's already in progress. Maybe.
01:30:44
Okay, so that's where I got back to the sheeple.
01:30:46
Now be a little bit naive, is the theory here.
01:30:49
This foil hat conspiracy theory is that there are people
01:30:52
that are pulling strings to the be on the one percenters.
01:30:55
These are the people that control things
01:30:57
behind the curtains, and they guide civilization
01:31:01
in a certain direction and according to their plan.
01:31:06
And this is a 100 year plan.
01:31:08
This is a whole civilization planned.
01:31:11
Well, that seems a little farfetched.
01:31:13
First, to plan for things beyond their lifetimes, because I go
01:31:17
and so that these people controlling things would have to be controlling
01:31:21
and planning for the control of civilization
01:31:24
beyond their lifetime, time into generations later.
01:31:27
And it is difficult for a person to sit down and predict how certain
01:31:31
social pressures are going to affect civilization
01:31:34
as a whole, unless we are really that predictable.
01:31:38
Well, technology is getting to the point where we're going to put artificial
01:31:42
intelligence to work on this, and it will simulate entire civilized nations
01:31:47
and actually do solid predictions of how the masses will react to certain stimuli.
01:31:52
It kind of reminds me, I again, I don't think I'm I'm normal.
01:31:54
I wouldn't mind if you called me normal, but I don't.
01:31:57
I don't think that fits.
01:31:58
But normies, maybe I can get that to be my followers names.
01:32:02
Well, regardless, I've always wanted a superpower
01:32:05
and I don't know how many people have dreamt of having superpowers,
01:32:08
but I think we've got Arthur C Clarke to thank for technology.
01:32:12
It is should reasonably represent
01:32:14
no, it's sufficiently advanced technology that would resemble magic.
01:32:18
So my my idea of the greatest superpower would be telekinesis.
01:32:22
And as long as I don't have a brain fart like I just had a think about this.
01:32:26
We've got electrodes that can monitor part of me, if any sufficiently advanced
01:32:30
technology is indistinguishable from magic.
01:32:34
And that was Arthur C Clarke, correct?
01:32:36
Okay, I got to the person.
01:32:37
I didn't get the quote right, but regardless, I barely even got the C right.
01:32:41
But check this out.
01:32:42
Now introduce
01:32:42
disciplinary collaboration, which is what I've been talking a lot about lately.
01:32:46
You take the the electrode taking the the monitoring your your brainwaves
01:32:50
so you can
01:32:50
so you can plug into a computer and think,
01:32:52
you know, messages are signals to a computer and levitation
01:32:55
is possible through magnetism, some sort of propulsion system.
01:32:59
There are there are ways to levitate things that are,
01:33:01
you know, actually possible that not magic or I don't know,
01:33:03
there are magicians that have these fancy contraptions
01:33:06
that that make things look like they're floating.
01:33:08
So telekinesis is thinking something into levitating.
01:33:11
So you combine the electro thing to levitation technology,
01:33:14
and you literally you literally have the superpower of telekinesis.
01:33:18
So there's that. So I've got so I did the ice cream. Boring.
01:33:20
I love it, and you love it. You love it. You love on it.
01:33:23
Okay, well, the narrative that I just find even more farfetched than the Illuminati
01:33:27
think, because now that's actually possible, is 911.
01:33:31
I'm sorry.
01:33:32
It's it just the narrative seems implausible.
01:33:34
Coming up, hold up a clip.
01:33:43
The way candy bars are different than I was when I was a child.
01:33:46
Breakfast cereals.
01:33:47
I think they just replace the sugar with high fructose corn sirup. But,
01:33:51
I don't like change jingling around in my pocket.
01:33:54
I've been pretty clear that, the the American
01:33:57
nickel is my favorite coin.
01:34:00
Brady pointed out that the,
01:34:03
the Mount Rushmore of U.S musical, smooth sides.
01:34:08
Yeah, dear.
01:34:09
Give me an adjective.
01:34:13
Don't rub it.
01:34:14
Do you rub it on yourself or just just rub it bumpy bumpy bumpy.
01:34:20
Yeah.
01:34:21
So among our flag lives,
01:34:23
you'll see things like Six Flags, roller coaster, brain scrambles,
01:34:27
chef Gary, this the clock, the tomb of Jesus Christ.
01:34:31
Maybe some more dildos, a boxing press, press conference, more Cantrell debate.
01:34:38
Definitely
01:34:39
some nine, 11 things and something.
01:34:42
911 or chicken?
01:34:44
What's a dog doing?
01:34:46
And a very special bone.
01:34:48
You anal grab.
01:34:51
Oh, yeah.
01:34:53
Actually.
01:34:56
The unfiltered and crude
01:34:58
proclamation of unrestrained speech.
01:35:01
All right, folks, listen up before we dive headfirst into that circus
01:35:06
of craziness and uncensored manner, here's our no nonsense disclaimer.
01:35:10
Rumble
01:35:12
for a good time.
01:35:13
Not a politically correct time. All right?
01:35:16
In this crazy world where snowflakes melting, everyone's a critic.
01:35:19
We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
01:35:22
So here goes.
01:35:24
Article one.
01:35:25
Let's get ridiculous.
01:35:26
The sole purpose of our discourse,
01:35:27
be it from guests post or any random loud mouth, is to tickle your funny bone.
01:35:31
Tis your gray matter and illuminate the path to a mirthful existence.
01:35:34
Any semblance of seriousness is purely accidental.
01:35:37
Article to offending everyone equally.
01:35:39
We're equal opportunity offenders, all right.
01:35:42
We don't give a hoot
01:35:43
about your gender, race, religion or whether you prefer cats or dogs.
01:35:47
We just had a mandela effect or dildos.
01:35:50
We're here to roast any said coincidental.
01:35:53
Not politicians, to influencers to our own sorry selves.
01:35:56
Nobody's safe.
01:35:58
Not even game games.
01:35:59
Apple pie article three screw political correctness.
01:36:03
Listen, we ain't here to hold your hand or sugarcoat anything.
01:36:06
So if our jokes offend you, tough luck.
01:36:10
We're not responsible for any ruffled feathers or hurt feelings.
01:36:12
But hey, if you're not over the rumble, you are one last.
01:36:15
You maybe a couple of starts.
01:36:16
Remember that article for Fake News Alert?
01:36:19
We'll take you outside the courtroom for further details.
01:36:22
The tales, rumors, and downright lies.
01:36:24
You hear here are as fictional as a $3 bill.
01:36:28
Any resemblance with real life next person, whether alive, pushing up
01:36:32
daisies is purely coincidental
01:36:34
and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
01:36:37
We're pretty sure the Earth is round, and I didn't actually take myself out,
01:36:39
but honestly, who cares? Article five
01:36:44
parody
01:36:46
because why not?
01:36:49
Parody and satire are our bread and butter folks.
01:36:52
Any likeness to actual people or characters
01:36:55
is just us having a laugh, not a reason for a lawsuit.
01:36:58
We might not be the smartest cookies in the jar,
01:37:01
but we sure know how to stir up some trouble selling clothing.
01:37:05
If you've made it this far without getting your undies in a twist, then congrats!
01:37:09
You're our kind of people.
01:37:11
We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some questionable joy,
01:37:14
and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious all the frickin time.
01:37:18
So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride
01:37:20
to the absurd realms of our humor.
01:37:22
While flags rants. Why?
01:37:34
Am. Ladies and gentlemen,
01:37:41
let's get ready to.
01:37:48
Rumble!
01:37:49
I hope that you're ready to rumble.
01:37:50
I hope you're ready to rumble.
01:37:53
I'm ready to rumble.
01:37:55
I'm ready to rumble.
01:37:56
Just like these brains rumbled around in their head.
01:38:00
I have two of them.
01:38:01
I hope I'm playing them in the right order because I have no
01:38:05
cute.
01:38:06
Well, before we do that, give me a place I certainly didn't watch.
01:38:09
Philadelphia.
01:38:13
On the road.
01:38:14
And finally, something that is relevant to what we're talking about.
01:38:17
It's brilliant.
01:38:19
I guess that was too, but I think that was like,
01:38:21
whoa, whoa whoa, don't get upset, man.
01:38:23
Relax.
01:38:26
Willie, I know how to spell Philadelphia.
01:38:29
Just put Philly.
01:38:32
Inside.
01:38:33
That's what it was.
01:38:34
That's what the people ended up doing.
01:38:36
Just they just stop fighting it and switch it to Philly.
01:38:40
Yeah. Philly. Yeah.
01:38:42
I spent half my life saying Philadelphia.
01:38:46
Let's see. Oh okay.
01:38:48
Instead of one of them.
01:38:50
So I wonder if Sunday I mean is f.
01:38:52
So I right.
01:38:54
But I pronounce it with a t-h c.
01:38:57
That's that's where the problem that's Philadelphia's Philadelphia Philadelphia.
01:39:02
Weird. Because kind of retarded.
01:39:03
That's the problem with being autodidact.
01:39:05
You have a speech impediment or something.
01:39:07
No, I just never actually heard it out loud.
01:39:10
I only read it in care here.
01:39:13
I was a very,
01:39:14
introverted child was sitting in, you know, learning computers and whatnot.
01:39:19
No, I've mentioned that in my book.
01:39:20
And, but she does it all the time.
01:39:22
She's like a reader, and I'm not.
01:39:24
And so she doesn't know how to pronounce some of the shit.
01:39:26
And I'm like, why did you say it that way?
01:39:28
And she's like, I'm like,
01:39:29
I wouldn't tell you how to spell it, but I can tell you how to say it.
01:39:32
But she she can tell you how to spell it, but she has no idea how to say it.
01:39:35
Sounds like the matrix. Why do my eyes hurt?
01:39:37
Because you've never used them before, right?
01:39:40
Like, why can't you say Philadelphia?
01:39:42
Because I've never spoke before,
01:39:46
but only read it.
01:39:48
Maybe she never spoken this before. Maybe.
01:39:50
Maybe she knew how to spoke before.
01:39:52
But now she wrote this role.
01:39:53
She ridden. She ride, she ride this.
01:39:56
We never spoken it before
01:39:59
a day.
01:40:00
Six Flags and then heartbreak.
01:40:02
Christopher Holly was just 22.
01:40:04
I mean, it's a pleasant riding next to a book.
01:40:07
I'd like to go back to people and I love Gene pool.
01:40:12
Hey, hey.
01:40:15
I'll tell you what, the monologue almost triggered the lip smack video.
01:40:18
Holly was just 22.
01:40:20
He collapsed at writing X2 and died the next day.
01:40:24
Yeah, I was sitting here for an hour drinking this.
01:40:27
I just I couldn't sleep, my first sleep didn't really.
01:40:31
I didn't get much rest.
01:40:33
Well, how about your second sleep?
01:40:36
That's that's after the show.
01:40:38
Oh. The watch.
01:40:40
Okay, here's what here's what happened.
01:40:42
One of the guys got upset wiping.
01:40:46
I was texting a group.
01:40:48
It's my fantasy football group that's meeting this Sunday.
01:40:51
And one of the guys wanted us to move the draft.
01:40:56
I had an hour, which I had already done for him.
01:40:59
That's what my people want to do, too.
01:41:01
Sorry to interrupt. What is younger there?
01:41:03
There's younger people drafting and it may be past their bedtime.
01:41:07
Yeah. So so I did I'm accommodating.
01:41:10
So we did that.
01:41:11
And then he asked for another half hour.
01:41:14
It's never enough.
01:41:14
And I was perfectly willing to do that
01:41:18
and easy push back a little bit.
01:41:21
And he said, fine, I'm not going on.
01:41:25
And then
01:41:26
you guys wait, wait, wait, don't go.
01:41:30
If you don't do it another half an hour.
01:41:32
That. No, I sound like easy.
01:41:33
That's the person that was wanting it moved, said, fine, I'm not going.
01:41:37
Then when I going, great.
01:41:40
And then you said it sounds like a fucking high maintenance pain in the ass.
01:41:44
Yeah.
01:41:44
It went from perfectly reasonable argument, which is fine.
01:41:48
Like you can be as
01:41:51
negative as you want,
01:41:52
but that's a bitch move
01:41:55
that went straight to.
01:41:57
Yeah, but that's you don't.
01:41:58
Let's not go there. You don't have to.
01:42:00
You don't have to go.
01:42:02
I mean, it's not like it's like, okay, I well the other option
01:42:06
that was the other option anyway was that you can't go if you can't make the time.
01:42:11
So, you know, can I, can I participate without being in person?
01:42:14
Is there a way to log on or anything like that? Yeah.
01:42:17
No. Yeah.
01:42:17
That's there's plenty of remote.
01:42:19
He had out of state people in the past like they phone or people
01:42:23
that are more on point. People don't even have access to a computer.
01:42:25
Gary's facilitating when I, when I if I trapped, which I'm not.
01:42:31
Do I just call it out with a notebook or are we all on a computer
01:42:35
and you're connected, you're using something to run your league?
01:42:37
Or is it all analog?
01:42:40
Oh, you know,
01:42:42
Bitcoin right?
01:42:44
If you draft you send the stickers.
01:42:46
Yeah you've seen that. Yeah.
01:42:47
That's just for sure though right.
01:42:48
You're still you're entering an to do you also add up the points
01:42:52
for them each week like the used to do in 1969 on the newspaper?
01:42:56
I assume
01:42:58
that would be terrible.
01:42:59
Yeah. Right.
01:43:00
Right on Sunday.
01:43:02
So I have all day Monday to do it,
01:43:04
but I plan to be drunk off my ass by noon on Monday.
01:43:08
Pass out, wake up for the show.
01:43:10
That's the plan.
01:43:12
That's been the plan for the last three years.
01:43:14
We've done this.
01:43:15
Why not merge
01:43:16
the two and just have, like, a secretary or somebody who's not involved sit there
01:43:21
and as they physically do the draft, I invited you guys and you.
01:43:25
You're not
01:43:26
I don't want to be invited to draft to sit there and run, you know, to enter data.
01:43:31
Then why did you suggest it?
01:43:35
It might take care of itself.
01:43:37
Like if somebody has a computer is not there, they can just do
01:43:40
do it themselves like everybody else in the world does.
01:43:44
Know we do the live draft
01:43:46
because we've been doing it since 1999,
01:43:49
and al Gore hadn't invented the internet yet.
01:43:53
All right.
01:43:57
You know, they've been doing them since the 60s.
01:44:01
Yeah.
01:44:02
Where we had the checks.
01:44:03
Check the box scores on the Monday newspaper I like.
01:44:06
We had to keep that shit for nostalgia medication.
01:44:12
Do you go in a wagon?
01:44:13
There's no medicine scores and lose family members
01:44:16
along the way like they used to.
01:44:20
Yeah,
01:44:21
yeah, that's part of our history.
01:44:26
Well enjoy that data entry.
01:44:27
What do you do like seven rounds. 11 rounds,
01:44:31
14, 1517 rounds.
01:44:34
Ten people in your league.
01:44:35
17 rounds, 12 teams.
01:44:38
Oh that's a lot of entry
01:44:42
I know until I take all day Monday to do it.
01:44:48
Do you have to type them or do you select them?
01:44:50
I'm very curious of this.
01:44:53
Are those my only two options?
01:44:55
Because I could select them off the list or type it.
01:44:58
And then what if you type in
01:45:00
that it auto completes and then you.
01:45:04
Like can you make mistakes?
01:45:05
Mistake make it.
01:45:07
If I make a mistake, yeah I type it wrong.
01:45:10
It'll either make a good suggestion or give me the wrong crap.
01:45:16
I have more questions.
01:45:16
Usually the wrong crap.
01:45:18
Do you use
01:45:21
ESPN to to enter the data?
01:45:24
And yeah, I mean the oh my god.
01:45:29
That's rough.
01:45:29
It just started raining.
01:45:35
When, when do you select your order?
01:45:36
Has it already been selected or after everybody gets this.
01:45:39
Oh it's a, it's a, playing challenge.
01:45:41
Do you use.
01:45:42
Wait, what? From last year.
01:45:45
No no no no no, it's when you show up here.
01:45:49
One year we had CTP to the basket.
01:45:52
One year we had.
01:45:53
It isn't the disease from the brain damage from football players?
01:45:57
No. Closest to the pin.
01:45:59
And the basket.
01:46:03
Yeah. So, yeah, my basket out there.
01:46:05
We just shot CTP and,
01:46:08
and you figured kale's been a win, right?
01:46:12
No, it was some schmuck who didn't know what they were doing.
01:46:17
Hits the ground rolled straight up to the basket, but,
01:46:20
we had horseshoe pitching.
01:46:23
Most, rares,
01:46:26
got first selection.
01:46:29
This year, I'm thinking about setting up a team.
01:46:33
We. Hold on. Don't give it away.
01:46:35
People might be watching. They can practice.
01:46:37
Nobody's watching.
01:46:39
It's a good point, and it's a great ball.
01:46:42
And kick it.
01:46:44
I don't have uprights, but I've got a pine tree in the middle of the
01:46:48
the yard and, measure
01:46:51
the closest to the pine tree, or I can just judge it.
01:46:54
It's still CTP
01:46:56
to me.
01:46:57
Jesus. To the pine tree.
01:46:59
Pine.
01:47:02
Well, you can make it kcpt.
01:47:06
If you want to sound
01:47:07
goofy, do you then snake.
01:47:10
Yes. And snake, you grab.
01:47:14
This is fascinating.
01:47:16
Yeah. Oh, radio.
01:47:18
Who do you think is getting picked first?
01:47:20
I running back.
01:47:22
Yeah.
01:47:23
Jamir Gibbs or Atlanta's running back.
01:47:31
They should go.
01:47:32
One, two. I
01:47:33
yeah.
01:47:34
Bijan.
01:47:37
Dijon mustard.
01:47:38
I have this aversion of selecting a really good player on a really bad
01:47:42
team, though.
01:47:42
I don't know if Atlanta's really good or bad this year, but typically,
01:47:46
I avoid a bad player on a bad team.
01:47:48
But on the good side,
01:47:49
if they're going to get any offense, it's going to be from that one good player.
01:47:52
So, right, right.
01:47:54
Would you believe in the area something?
01:47:57
Sorry. Interrupting.
01:47:59
Completely interrupting. Como.
01:48:01
Would you believe that I can't get delivery of 14 minutes away
01:48:04
from any delivery service because it's claims it's not in my area.
01:48:08
When I'm willing to pay, I would be willing to pay a premium like I.
01:48:11
I don't like.
01:48:12
It's not a oh, it's a flood rinse tradition.
01:48:16
You get Taco Bell for the show.
01:48:19
Yeah, I've already had pizza, so it's like, otherwise I would order pizza.
01:48:21
But I don't understand why I can't order.
01:48:25
I order why they can't drive.
01:48:27
Just a virgin me for.
01:48:28
Just fucking charge me for it.
01:48:31
Whatever the.
01:48:32
It's 14 minutes away.
01:48:36
Can't you go a different avenue like DoorDash?
01:48:38
May I suggest that it's not the distance, but the zip code you are in?
01:48:44
It's it's really just the bridge.
01:48:46
I don't do service in Detroit.
01:48:48
Uber, for example.
01:48:50
But I'll go to Aldi.
01:48:52
You get what I'm saying?
01:48:53
I hope you get what I'm saying without actually saying it.
01:48:58
Like, are you in a bad neighborhood?
01:49:00
Yeah, but I don't understand. What?
01:49:02
No, I think if you listen to me, you'll wonder.
01:49:04
I don't think there was a toll for the bridge.
01:49:05
Maybe there was a toll for the bridge in there. I don't think you could pay.
01:49:08
I don't think you pay. That's.
01:49:09
I'm saying, like, give me the option. I'll pay for it.
01:49:12
I don't give a shit. I mean, I'm not paying for you.
01:49:13
Sure, somebody else's, but
01:49:16
I don't give a shit.
01:49:17
They would have that when was like a ride
01:49:20
or an Uber driver.
01:49:24
That's willing to give me a place.
01:49:27
Oh, yeah.
01:49:27
If you're watching, if you're watching the show
01:49:29
and you're an Uber driver or a DoorDash driver, the death in the new Jersey,
01:49:34
Greater Philly, new Jersey area,
01:49:38
please let us know.
01:49:40
Although we don't want to know exactly where you are.
01:49:45
But I would assume being in new Jersey, it's probably not a good neighborhood.
01:49:48
Well, I'm right near you.
01:49:50
I've always been near the Benjamin Franklin Bridge.
01:49:52
We've already discussed that, but which side I don't know.
01:49:55
You know.
01:49:56
Yeah, I would assume that it's an exclusion area is what they would call it.
01:50:00
You're on the Jersey side.
01:50:02
We've decided all kinds of shit going on.
01:50:04
We decided that we were in too much being, you know,
01:50:08
advertised Uber driver in the car.
01:50:10
So we we just stopped going there.
01:50:13
We could whack off or maybe there.
01:50:17
We get through the stupid roller coaster story one way or another.
01:50:20
Oh, family suing Six Flags saying is fatal head injury.
01:50:25
Fox Eleven's Gina Silva
01:50:26
spoke with the family about their loss and their fight for accountability.
01:50:30
Just tell us that because life's finally go too fast
01:50:34
for a human body in Garden Grove.
01:50:37
Dude, I rode the Magnum and got fucked up.
01:50:39
I don't think I ever recovered like something separated from something.
01:50:44
Yeah, yeah, here's the weird.
01:50:47
Yeah, that's right.
01:50:48
Christine, six flags.
01:50:49
You've been used to be perfectly normal.
01:50:52
Yeah, you're you're off
01:50:54
life two.
01:50:55
It was her fault because we went on it once and she wanted a photo of us.
01:50:59
You know, the we stupid screaming one.
01:51:00
But her boobs were all messed, you know, like, right.
01:51:04
So you had to go.
01:51:04
Yeah, I know, I know.
01:51:06
Have I told the story.
01:51:08
Yeah.
01:51:09
That's one of the I know, it's one of the things that separated was my memory.
01:51:13
Oh, right.
01:51:14
Right.
01:51:14
Magic mountain Mary's airline is. Yes.
01:51:19
I do have the photo.
01:51:20
I mean, I can prove it.
01:51:21
Edit to trial in just a few weeks.
01:51:23
Accused of causing the death of a 22 year old man.
01:51:26
And tonight his family is speaking.
01:51:29
Why did they say the boy, the son, when they were talking about him
01:51:31
in the beginning for empathy.
01:51:32
Even now, it's like it was a man. He's a man.
01:51:35
I'm a man.
01:51:35
Right. Well, they want to give him respect.
01:51:38
They want to make him know who else is a man.
01:51:41
Right?
01:51:41
Roy is a man.
01:51:44
Very close friend.
01:51:45
Comment.
01:51:46
Frank was a Frank. Frank the man. I forgot his name.
01:51:48
Holy crap. So I forgot his name.
01:51:50
No, it's right.
01:51:51
I remember him saying mom.
01:51:54
Christopher collapsed and he's not weak.
01:51:57
Christopher Columbus Christopher collapsed
01:52:01
and I.
01:52:02
And my first thought was to comfort Alex.
01:52:04
So I was saying, you blew him.
01:52:07
I was saying he'll be okay.
01:52:10
He'll be okay.
01:52:11
He wasn't okay.
01:52:13
Christopher, a 22 year old San Diego State graduate,
01:52:17
had just ridden Six Flags Magic Mountain's extra roller
01:52:20
coaster with his younger brother Alex and their cousin
01:52:23
when he suddenly collapsed on June 23rd, 2022.
01:52:27
After the ride, he he just he didn't look normal at all.
01:52:31
His face was very his white face was very red.
01:52:35
Oh, I was wrong. Turn it red.
01:52:38
I would assumed white was probably wasted, right I okay, I got ghostly white.
01:52:43
All the pressure describes a roller coaster ride as it was very rough.
01:52:48
It's just a roller coaster as.
01:52:53
His face was very red.
01:52:54
Alex describes a roller coaster ride as.
01:52:57
It was very rough.
01:52:58
It just jerked.
01:53:00
It just jerked us all around. And then.
01:53:02
And and then have you run that a fan of these?
01:53:07
Very fluffy.
01:53:08
I'm not a fan of roller coasters, but, I mean, I mean, that's
01:53:12
that's what you would.
01:53:12
That's what, like, that's the point of them, right?
01:53:15
Like, you get jerked, right?
01:53:16
Like that's
01:53:19
right.
01:53:20
Yeah.
01:53:21
But I mean,
01:53:22
I, you don't expect your brain to separate from the lining of your skull.
01:53:26
It's not like it happens to everyone.
01:53:29
I think it happens just these couple of places happens a little bit to everyone.
01:53:34
It's just these couple pussies, right?
01:53:37
It just came to such, like, it wasn't just like a normal, like, sudden stop it.
01:53:41
Just like
01:53:43
forward.
01:53:44
And then our heads just swung all the way back into the end of the headrest.
01:53:48
Christopher was rushed to a nearby hospital where he died the next day.
01:53:53
The L.A.
01:53:53
County medical examiner ruled his death an accident.
01:53:56
Cause of death.
01:53:58
Blunt trauma sustained it.
01:54:00
Boy did it on purpose.
01:54:02
Ride accident.
01:54:03
What the sir was like that he likened it to, shaken baby syndrome.
01:54:09
That the right it's an adult hit his head.
01:54:12
So it's just trauma.
01:54:14
It had basically, rupture his brain.
01:54:18
The Holly family is suing Six Flags, the rights manufacturer,
01:54:23
and several park employees, alleging the ride was effectively designed
01:54:27
and that the park failed to warn riders of the danger.
01:54:31
A jury, you may die when this is set to begin.
01:54:35
You're going to
01:54:36
look out and you're going to make like $13 an hour.
01:54:39
Like what?
01:54:40
Right? Fuck.
01:54:41
I got to do it this.
01:54:43
Yeah, well, it's
01:54:45
not like they're dying on the ride and you got to take them off
01:54:48
like nothing.
01:54:49
Never mind. Shocking.
01:54:50
What could be management.
01:54:52
Gary, give me another place.
01:54:54
Invite the public.
01:54:56
Down to to hell.
01:54:58
How isn't a playground?
01:55:00
Hell is for you.
01:55:01
Believe in hell?
01:55:02
It's weird. Ride as passengers. You.
01:55:05
Yeah.
01:55:05
Hell, Michigan have to take every step that you possibly
01:55:08
can to ensure that they're going to be safe,
01:55:12
that they're not going to suffer an injury that was potentially to ride.
01:55:16
As passengers, you have to take every step that you possibly can to ensure
01:55:20
that they're going to be safe before.
01:55:24
That's not me doing that.
01:55:26
That's them.
01:55:26
There's some shenanigans with that video.
01:55:29
You have to make sure that they're able to remove their six flags.
01:55:32
Would have been the place to to ride.
01:55:36
So he didn't write it in pen?
01:55:39
No, it's all right.
01:55:40
I never do.
01:55:41
Here's a little tip for you.
01:55:42
I'll never do Mad Libs in pen,
01:55:44
and you can just keep reusing them and reusing them and reusing them.
01:55:48
That is very economical of you.
01:55:51
And I got so tired of erasing that I would actually have
01:55:53
a list next to the book, so I wouldn't even write in the book.
01:55:57
Right?
01:55:58
Good plan, you know.
01:55:59
You know what? I still have at my age?
01:56:03
Your diary box full of Mad Libs undone.
01:56:08
Oh, no.
01:56:09
Cinders, you have to take every step that you possibly can to ensure
01:56:13
that they're going to be safe.
01:56:16
I want to know what he said.
01:56:17
Remove what
01:56:20
public?
01:56:20
To to ride.
01:56:22
As passengers, you have to take every step that you possibly
01:56:25
can to ensure that they're going to be safe,
01:56:29
that they're not going to suffer an injury, he said.
01:56:31
Potentially, you know, kill them.
01:56:35
Six flags would not comment on this case, but issued oh, he said flags.
01:56:40
I'm sorry.
01:56:41
I thought this was a completely different I thought family sues Six flags 000.
01:56:46
That would have been funnier.
01:56:48
Six flags family sues six flags over 22 year old fatal head trauma.
01:56:53
See, that means something totally to God I wish I had the six flags gave him.
01:56:57
Had so much he did. Oh, I'm sure that's happened.
01:56:59
I'm sure that's happened.
01:57:00
Sorry.
01:57:01
History family sues Six Flags over 22
01:57:04
year old's fatal head trauma to this statement.
01:57:07
The ride remains closed at this time.
01:57:10
It has been closed since the evening of July 12th.
01:57:13
All right. So that's the first thing that they did right?
01:57:17
You know, there's some guy that paid well.
01:57:19
What do we got to get if if the rider was in in.
01:57:24
Yeah.
01:57:24
In one of the articles I read,
01:57:25
they were saying that some of the local doctors were like bitching about
01:57:30
people coming in with issues and, them
01:57:34
was like this gauge.
01:57:36
Yeah.
01:57:38
They're like, they need to shut that right down.
01:57:39
This is the quote from one of the one of the doctors at the local hospital.
01:57:44
Hospital? Yeah.
01:57:46
Oh, yeah.
01:57:46
We went from a fine and roller coaster.
01:57:49
Accidents on accident,
01:57:52
helicopter hookup, a
01:57:55
family of four to a family of three in an in.
01:57:59
Oh, dude.
01:58:01
And, well, it makes things easier, right?
01:58:03
Yeah.
01:58:03
One thing
01:58:07
is, if you're going to get spoiled, isn't, you know,
01:58:09
maybe they, you know, their head a little bit, and this is a relief,
01:58:12
you know, you never know. Like when you hear the
01:58:15
there might be 1 or
01:58:16
2 people out there that kind of are like, oh, sweet.
01:58:19
You know what I mean?
01:58:21
Right.
01:58:21
There is a silver lining for sure.
01:58:23
Got there was like a competition at work.
01:58:25
And it was like, well, yeah, I didn't want the guy to die, but
01:58:28
fuck now, now I'm definitely a shoo in for that promotion.
01:58:31
I got no competition.
01:58:33
Are they really, really small?
01:58:34
Are they sitting in giant chairs?
01:58:37
Are those the only two options if you look. Yes.
01:58:40
What's happening with them behind.
01:58:42
Look at I don't know.
01:58:44
But why is the headrest that much different
01:58:46
between where she's sitting and where he's sitting?
01:58:48
What do I do for medium sized people with slightly oversize chairs?
01:58:53
Yeah, I think it's pulled forward and it pushes back.
01:58:55
It's got like a, you know, you can bring the headrest up.
01:58:58
He's like leaned back but sitting forward.
01:59:00
What was he like lounging during the interview?
01:59:03
So it's all fake.
01:59:03
Maybe they're maybe they're having they cut it out.
01:59:05
Mom was like, sit up straight.
01:59:07
He was like, okay, one,
01:59:09
I want to
01:59:10
say they're tiny people with oversize chairs.
01:59:13
Yeah.
01:59:13
I mean, I think the kids got an oversize, but
01:59:17
a glitch in the matrix.
01:59:20
Give me an adjective.
01:59:23
Pretty.
01:59:25
What?
01:59:25
An extreme oversize southern California,
01:59:28
pretty oversize from around the world.
01:59:31
And a pretty oversize, pretty oversize brain injury.
01:59:34
Yeah, you young LA reports.
01:59:38
I'm sorry. Key.
01:59:39
Who reports? Kyung lah reports.
01:59:42
Oh, gosh.
01:59:44
One more time. Kyung lah reporting.
01:59:47
Kyung lah.
01:59:48
Thank you.
01:59:49
Geez, I was only the fourth time if I had young la egg roll.
01:59:54
Yeah.
01:59:55
Wow. Oh!
01:59:58
Six flags calls for this.
02:00:00
They're cutting edge.
02:00:01
Break all the rules roller coaster.
02:00:03
But these literally. Here's a tip.
02:00:06
Maybe you should follow the rules set by roller coasters.
02:00:09
Break all the necks, right?
02:00:11
Break all the names you never imagined.
02:00:14
Minutes after getting off the ride this summer,
02:00:16
they would end up in the same hot.
02:00:19
Is this the same roller coaster capital?
02:00:21
Yeah. Is this a different rule?
02:00:23
Is this a different road?
02:00:24
Yeah, it's just a no.
02:00:26
It's the same roller coaster, just a different, different people.
02:00:30
All right.
02:00:30
That's the same week with the same company.
02:00:33
And they're not the only riders who say they've been hurt.
02:00:34
They do reference the other people that were just referenced.
02:00:37
But yeah, this has happened multiple times.
02:00:39
Suffered serious injuries.
02:00:40
And that's kind of the progression.
02:00:42
And I just I liked this video.
02:00:44
Just I liked this video because it shows like the roller coaster itself
02:00:47
and then it. Yeah, that was the interviews of the day that I'm here.
02:00:52
They then
02:00:53
do you think once they begin it'll attract more people than.
02:00:59
Like it might love to do that.
02:01:01
Is that offensive?
02:01:02
If I just assume this is a they then just as you're
02:01:05
tough. No.
02:01:08
Oh, wait a minute.
02:01:11
But you know when you come on down, I'm just giving you what you want.
02:01:15
They know I'm a medical emergency.
02:01:17
This will give me a food roller coaster.
02:01:21
Pam Gillan was at Magic Mountain with
02:01:24
celebrating her 16th birthday on July 5th.
02:01:27
They boarded X2.
02:01:29
They got off the cart and we saw them on a speeding.
02:01:33
Was not the thought behind her eyes.
02:01:35
Nothing. Oh, we saw hold on a locomotive.
02:01:38
There was nothing behind her eyes able to leap tall buildings at a single down.
02:01:42
Oh, up in the sky.
02:01:44
It's a bird. It's a plane. No, no no no.
02:01:47
That's for Superman for dummies.
02:01:49
Okay. Over here.
02:01:50
Oh, she had a brain bleed and mom had it really bad.
02:01:53
She got hit with a dildo.
02:01:54
An ambulance rushed Pam from Six Flags to the hospital, where surgeons discovered
02:01:59
what's called an acute subdural hematoma with brain compression.
02:02:03
With all this, I insisted they run along.
02:02:06
Did they run simulation? Boom.
02:02:12
Simulations of what I said.
02:02:14
It was the brain separated from your skull.
02:02:17
That's what that means.
02:02:19
I mean, is it your fault if you didn't, like, hold position
02:02:23
well enough and you're, like, all whipping all around?
02:02:26
No, it's not your fault,
02:02:29
Liz. Whose fault is.
02:02:30
It's not your fault.
02:02:32
It's not your fault.
02:02:35
Listen, it's not your fault.
02:02:36
Her skull.
02:02:37
Listen to believe that. Look at me.
02:02:39
Listen her. Look, look, look at. Listen.
02:02:40
I was shocked. I was just.
02:02:43
This is not okay.
02:02:45
It's.
02:02:45
It wasn't okay for me to see my mom like that.
02:02:48
It's been almost shit.
02:02:50
How large is the incision?
02:02:52
It's
02:02:54
pretty, it's pretty big.
02:02:57
While Pam Gillan fought in this hospital bed, x2.
02:03:01
She's trying to measure it.
02:03:01
They're like 25 year old Naomi. Fucking look at it.
02:03:04
No, I just happened six days after Pam's injury.
02:03:09
Naomi got.
02:03:11
I think this is a warning for roller coasters,
02:03:14
but for society in general, like.
02:03:18
Yeah, people necessary.
02:03:20
I don't know what the what the reasoning is, but people are getting careless.
02:03:24
Like incredibly careless.
02:03:27
So like, don't assume that anything is just safe.
02:03:30
Don't cross a bridge thinking that it's fine.
02:03:31
I know that's like going to create anxiety, but it might also create caution
02:03:36
on the X2 roller coaster.
02:03:38
She collapsed after dude, I.
02:03:41
The stuff that I discovered when I was working this last week startled me.
02:03:44
Somebody that is supposed to be trained with my expertise that did shit before me.
02:03:50
Just the simple example that I can tell you is
02:03:52
they had the fasteners with the nuts in the screw, both on the same side
02:03:55
of the metal, same side of the metal that they were supposed to attach to,
02:03:59
where those clips, clips, and server racks that just hold the nut for a moment
02:04:03
so that you can screw, and so that the nut doesn't turn.
02:04:07
But the entire equipment was held on just by those clips.
02:04:11
Wow. Like, imagine being qualified for something
02:04:15
and you're supposed to just,
02:04:17
you know, put whatever, anything you're supposed
02:04:18
to attach to anything, you know, like a fastener.
02:04:21
You know, about fasteners, right? Gary?
02:04:23
I do imagine putting both things on the same side of the metal plane
02:04:29
like a dream.
02:04:30
I can't even.
02:04:32
Right. And not just once.
02:04:34
Not just once, but four times for the.
02:04:37
Yeah, there were 16 screws.
02:04:39
There were 16 screws, a supposedly holding equipment and very heavy equipment
02:04:43
that we were changing out because of an arm,
02:04:45
because they can't figure out why it keeps breaking.
02:04:47
I mean, I literally hang it was hanging by the cables.
02:04:51
Most of the bottom nuts were completely popped off.
02:04:54
They were all torque down, and the cables were all okay.
02:04:58
Got a couple of bottom nuts you can talk down.
02:05:02
Yeah, yeah, that's a lot.
02:05:03
Nice there.
02:05:05
She got off the rack.
02:05:06
But so my, my my connection though is then it's the,
02:05:09
the people that are supposed to be designing these roller coasters.
02:05:12
Did they lose their mentors during Covid two and just keep on going forward
02:05:15
and faking it till they make it or fake it till they kill a bunch of people?
02:05:19
Yeah, that's the idea, right?
02:05:21
I think they we should get all unemployed people and then have them.
02:05:24
I know you hate this word, Dora, but I think they should go audit everything.
02:05:27
Yeah. Audit.
02:05:29
What happened to her brain?
02:05:33
The jarring had.
02:05:35
Did he just say the drawing?
02:05:38
The drawing? The drawing. Yeah.
02:05:40
Imaged part of her brain. And. Hold on.
02:05:43
Is that, do you guys catch something from everybody in this family?
02:05:47
I don't think anything happened to it on the roller coaster.
02:05:49
I think they're already brain damaged a little bit.
02:05:53
Listen to him.
02:05:54
Had even even gone right part of her brain.
02:05:58
And it had begun to blow me to a hole.
02:06:00
She was Russ's.
02:06:01
We're not really talking about horses drawing busses
02:06:05
in the same.
02:06:06
She's got a book out.
02:06:09
The drawing busses, bitch.
02:06:11
She got the crunk, the crunk book Hospital.
02:06:14
Joshua Wilkinson and Artemus Greer are Naomi's parents.
02:06:17
I do remember one of the surgeons, the Henry Mayo Hospital, did.
02:06:22
Did Henry Ford and Mayo merge or something, or was is that his first name?
02:06:27
I always heard it as the Mayo Clinic.
02:06:28
Not not the Henry Mayo.
02:06:33
Where that picture go, it was right there,
02:06:36
going through the air and yelling.
02:06:39
How many is it this month?
02:06:41
They've got to shut that ride down.
02:06:43
He was furious. Yeah.
02:06:46
Maybe not yell up and down in the hallway.
02:06:48
Maybe write a public letter to the fucking park saying, hey,
02:06:52
as the hospital near you, we see a problem
02:06:55
and maybe you should address it.
02:06:58
Like, who would just run up and down the hallway
02:07:00
upset, screaming instead of actually taking action?
02:07:02
If this is really the hospital doctor or administrator
02:07:06
or nurse, how many more are we going to see
02:07:09
until they figure it out?
02:07:10
Well, maybe somebody needs to tell them.
02:07:15
This is Naomi.
02:07:17
Jesus.
02:07:17
And just like Pam Gillan, she had emergency brain surgery.
02:07:21
They saw this and said she wrote a roller coaster, and now her brain is split.
02:07:27
She is at the end of life
02:07:31
and, like, isn't there
02:07:33
to say, you know, unless there's some kind of, like,
02:07:36
with all this connection and surveillance and shit,
02:07:38
can't we at least connect it to things that are beneficial to us?
02:07:41
Why aren't hospitals and theme parks automatically connected somehow?
02:07:46
Like if if you see people throwing up like crazy,
02:07:50
maybe you know, hey, send them an alert.
02:07:53
Hey, there's a bunch of people coming from your park that are throwing up.
02:07:55
Maybe there's something in your food or hey,
02:07:56
people's brains are getting separated from their skull.
02:07:59
Maybe one of your rides is doing that,
02:08:01
and it should shut down immediately until further
02:08:05
whatever research investigation.
02:08:08
Instead, they're like, well, we can't shut down the ride
02:08:10
and we won't be making money in the hospitals like that
02:08:14
stupid evil theme park needs to do something about this.
02:08:18
But did they notify them?
02:08:22
I would like
02:08:23
to think that if you're like, I don't know,
02:08:27
there is risk involved and people get hurt on these roller coasters.
02:08:31
Does it always end in lawsuit like it is?
02:08:34
It always
02:08:36
the negligence of the roller coaster, not testing it properly?
02:08:40
It's like you're being whipped around in a machine.
02:08:42
I don't know, I I've worked on automation machines
02:08:44
and you're not supposed to just like, ride upon them, you know?
02:08:46
So at what point does, you know.
02:08:50
Yeah.
02:08:50
Do you take you know, I don't know.
02:08:52
I'm guilty for not being so
02:08:54
look, I've rode I've ridden the crane many times in my life.
02:08:59
But you're not supposed to do that.
02:09:01
Is it safe? Sure. But is it safe?
02:09:03
No. Not really. It's not supposed to be.
02:09:07
Adjective.
02:09:07
Gary.
02:09:11
Screwy.
02:09:12
Gary's a noun.
02:09:15
I know that.
02:09:16
Screw the word train.
02:09:19
It tries, I just I, I didn't have any thoughts.
02:09:24
No, I totally blanked.
02:09:27
We leaned over her and said, Naomi,
02:09:30
I need to sit down and she fluttered her eyelid.
02:09:34
This is like almost making me sick to my stomach.
02:09:36
You tell me.
02:09:36
Like she's in there
02:09:37
like she's
02:09:38
the only healthy, vibrant
02:09:39
young woman to at any remains in the hospital with an uncertain future.
02:09:42
We should have never, ever, in a million years even had the option
02:09:45
to get on that ride. It's absolutely.
02:09:48
Yeah.
02:09:48
You can't assume that a person is going to keep the proper body position.
02:09:52
That's like
02:09:53
not putting railings at the Grand Canyon and keep complaining that keep people keep
02:09:56
falling in.
02:09:59
There's no railings.
02:10:00
That's a natural formation.
02:10:02
That's kind of any different.
02:10:04
People still falling agreed that.
02:10:08
Yeah, put rails along the entire Grand Canyon.
02:10:11
All right.
02:10:11
Well, they used to say that they said about Niagara Falls,
02:10:14
and now there's railings all the way along. Railings everywhere.
02:10:16
Niagara Falls. No.
02:10:23
Niagara Falls, what's in there?
02:10:25
Give me a food.
02:10:30
Brain cell phone.
02:10:31
Insane.
02:10:32
Why does that now?
02:10:35
You don't know what Alpo is. Wow.
02:10:36
You're not, I think I think I've heard of it, but no, I'm not old.
02:10:42
Thank God there's no other explanation.
02:10:45
Six flags said this guy's got a fucking bitch.
02:10:47
And all the customers fucking love that thing.
02:10:50
Yeah, yeah.
02:10:52
The seats spin 360 degrees forwards and backwards.
02:10:56
Independently around the track.
02:10:58
Riders plummet to 100ft at speeds up to 76mph
02:11:02
with chains, so-called raven turns or half loops sheared
02:11:07
like, depending on doctors who treat even just the weight distribution.
02:11:11
I wonder if they bounce way properly, or if it's just, you know,
02:11:14
if you happen to have an offset way, your shit spins more than other people's.
02:11:20
There could be a situation like that I hate right by the fat dude.
02:11:26
Yeah.
02:11:26
Isn't that the zipper?
02:11:27
Kind of like that?
02:11:32
What the fuck is the zipper from a two
02:11:35
cars that you get to spin them
02:11:38
while you're in there, and if you get in there
02:11:40
with a crazy person, you're going to throw up.
02:11:42
Yeah, it's got the wheel
02:11:45
100ft at speeds up to 76mph with shoes.
02:11:49
So that's definitely fire.
02:11:53
Oh, that yeah I see.
02:11:55
Oh no, it doesn't look like a real fire.
02:11:57
Oh it is.
02:11:59
Watch it again, Raven.
02:12:02
Turns out with two so-called
02:12:05
raven turns, or half loops that turn into sheer drops.
02:12:09
Doctors who treated both Naomi and Pam say the severe brain injuries
02:12:14
were the result of a traumatic rapid
02:12:15
acceleration deceleration of experience, while on the actual court
02:12:17
cases, a legendary spring injuries from Xt2 date back years.
02:12:20
Christopher probably died after
02:12:22
they are going to have to pay for this boy and it's tragedy.
02:12:27
I can't believe I would if it was somebody that I knew
02:12:30
her cared about, I would be both pissed and upset.
02:12:33
Very upset.
02:12:36
You don't.
02:12:36
You do seem a little upset, but do you?
02:12:38
They're going to get paid.
02:12:40
I was just of the writing.
02:12:44
The ex 24 years ago, a coroner's report found he died.
02:12:48
I remember that day. The Magna man.
02:12:50
I didn't want to eat.
02:12:51
I couldn't walk,
02:12:53
I was fucked up for a couple hours and then fucked up for a couple days.
02:12:56
And I think still, honestly, permanently.
02:12:59
Are you trying to get a lawsuit?
02:13:00
I think it's a little too late for that.
02:13:01
That's way too late.
02:13:02
So is that why you're so retarded?
02:13:04
I've had several. Give me a drink.
02:13:07
That's the problem with lawsuits.
02:13:08
What are you gonna do, Sue hospital, Sue city?
02:13:09
All you're doing is basically suing yourself at that point.
02:13:13
I guess it's not a drink, but piss
02:13:17
semen passed a blunt head trauma.
02:13:19
Oh, yeah.
02:13:20
Best drink please be very specific between piss and semen.
02:13:25
If you would bring a park ride accident.
02:13:29
Six flags didn't answer CNN's questions, but the company's caught.
02:13:33
They were advised not to ride.
02:13:34
Went through daily inspections and what if it was designed wrong?
02:13:38
The inspections isn't going to mean shit.
02:13:41
Clearly it's design thinking.
02:13:43
It had a lot to do with the balance of whoever's on
02:13:47
that is three people per
02:13:50
seat there, right?
02:13:51
I think it looked like some oddball weight distribution.
02:13:54
You may flip around more than other people, you know that.
02:13:57
That's what I'd go for.
02:14:00
Yeah,
02:14:02
I think that's what people want.
02:14:03
He got out of a ride like that.
02:14:05
He got off the ride.
02:14:07
What is that?
02:14:07
That's going to be tabloid around.
02:14:16
Or it's independent.
02:14:18
Yeah. Looks like to
02:14:20
go around the track to.
02:14:24
I like a good ride.
02:14:25
The beat to death
02:14:27
Riders do make 200ft at a t.
02:14:31
After doing simple things.
02:14:34
I won't be 100% because it's boring.
02:14:39
She won't be 100% to start with.
02:14:41
Listen, is anybody thinking about Six Flags?
02:14:45
Like they're just trying to get no thrill,
02:14:48
right?
02:14:50
I'm thinking about egg roll.
02:14:53
They're providing a service
02:14:57
to give it all over.
02:14:59
The champion has beaten off the challenger.
02:15:05
All right.
02:15:07
Here tonight to show us how to cook like a pro, please welcome chef Gary Scoville.
02:15:13
Yo! Souls. Go.
02:15:16
Give me an adjective.
02:15:19
Give me an adjective.
02:15:22
So I'll just start with your basic.
02:15:24
This is your artichoke.
02:15:25
And you're just really fighting to get to the middle of absolutely nothing.
02:15:30
So we got to on the plate and move right into the lettuce.
02:15:33
Or maybe the lettuce doesn't have any flavor to it.
02:15:35
Maybe that's what we are.
02:15:37
But then once we die, we get to meet God.
02:15:39
You will not. It's not out there.
02:15:42
Yeah, there's plenty of vegetables.
02:15:44
You could just eat the vegetables. But.
02:15:46
No, I have to kill innocent animals. Okay,
02:15:50
now we're
02:15:51
getting into a nice sizzle, which is what everyone says is good.
02:15:55
That means it's going to taste amazing.
02:15:57
There is no God.
02:15:59
What do I die?
02:16:00
That's it.
02:16:02
Yeah. No.
02:16:06
Yeah.
02:16:07
You know what cooking is?
02:16:09
You're paying.
02:16:11
Oh, Jesus.
02:16:14
Get that in there.
02:16:16
You got,
02:16:18
oh. Look.
02:16:19
It's stupid. Me.
02:16:21
Ha! Ho ho ho ho!
02:16:29
Can you see
02:16:34
I'm seem upset by the dawn's early light.
02:16:40
Ha ha ha.
02:16:41
I just know it's good. Tasty.
02:16:44
Oh, I told her I heard the hungry.
02:16:48
I don't remember doing well there.
02:16:53
Yeah, yeah. All right.
02:16:55
Yes, sir. Fate.
02:16:57
Okay. And can't wait.
02:16:59
Can't wait to try that at all.
02:17:00
House party on the rockets.
02:17:03
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
02:17:09
It'll it'll all clear up on at WrestleMania.
02:17:12
I'm sure.
02:17:13
All right, when we be back.
02:17:17
What's your name?
02:17:18
My name is Bob.
02:17:20
Bob, would you be willing to help me out with something here?
02:17:22
I certainly would.
02:17:23
Okay, hold this right here. I put my oh, yeah.
02:17:25
Bob there that I want you to do.
02:17:27
Oh, yeah, I though right here.
02:17:30
How about your pussy? Bell announced.
02:17:32
She's falling madly in love with a 300 pound professional wrestler.
02:17:37
She'll write a song about their relationship
02:17:39
titled Headlock on My Heart.
02:17:42
How at feature her massive news at Royal Rumble this year.
02:17:46
Now, this actually came out in this magazine.
02:17:48
Now you folks I'm sure buy these every week at supermarket.
02:17:51
Right.
02:17:52
And you know they never put anything in these magazines.
02:17:55
It's not true. Ross. Right.
02:17:57
So I figured since I was going to fall in love anyhow, why wait?
02:18:00
So I went out and I found me a 300 pound wrestler, and I sat down.
02:18:04
I wrote a song called Headlock on My Heart and I did a video.
02:18:07
Goldberg found out in the size about a page up right?
02:18:11
Me go, oh my God.
02:18:15
Oh my gosh, she's
02:18:18
so strong.
02:18:19
Smashing in the windshield.
02:18:21
Randy RKO picture of hell. Terrible.
02:18:24
Now, I love Hulk Hogan.
02:18:25
My dad is crazy about him, so I called havoc.
02:18:27
I said, would you do this?
02:18:29
The song is a fantasy.
02:18:30
It's about a guy named Starlight. Star brat.
02:18:32
He said, oh, sure, I'd do anything with you.
02:18:34
I said, well, thanks, Hulk, I'll hook your next.
02:18:36
And wouldn't that be bad if man have really wound up get married.
02:18:40
What's his name?
02:19:00
First time that I saw him
02:19:02
was in a wrestling magazine, and then I watched him on TV.
02:19:06
Then I bought a ringside seat.
02:19:08
His name was Starlight.
02:19:09
What you gonna do in the life?
02:19:12
Think about who wrote this without.
02:19:14
Yeah, I was as big as well.
02:19:17
Let me tell you something, brother got a headlock on my arm.
02:19:23
You are the young rock star.
02:19:26
Oh my gosh, she said headlock.
02:19:28
I thought she said hard. He's the master.
02:19:31
I thought she's older than you.
02:19:37
Give me.
02:19:37
Oh yeah.
02:19:39
Oh, yeah.
02:19:41
No, no, I sent you down pretty hard.
02:19:43
I'm gonna come.
02:19:44
What you're gonna do here in the ring tonight.
02:19:47
Wrestling fans, big and small.
02:19:50
Who's the greatest of them all?
02:19:53
I cried to be a rodeo wife
02:19:59
because I have no fat and
02:20:04
I see the brilliance.
02:20:05
He outshined all the rest.
02:20:07
And I love the half.
02:20:09
The people know his name, but he's rich.
02:20:17
So I got here. Oh.
02:20:23
It's. Oh.
02:20:30
It's here this morning
02:20:31
I be when do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
02:20:38
I do, and do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
02:20:44
I do, I truly do.
02:20:47
I now pronounce you man and wife.
02:20:53
You may now kiss the bride.
02:20:59
Oh. Oh, you're not the man in the.
02:21:03
I'm gonna.
02:21:06
Play all the part.
02:21:10
He knew the truth from this start.
02:21:14
We've got to have my have how much?
02:21:20
Oh, it's a whole new arena for me.
02:21:23
What did she just wipe off her mouth for him?
02:21:26
You could say he's been me down the line.
02:21:29
His mustache.
02:21:30
Girls, in this headlock on my heart.
02:21:34
You know, the takedown from the start.
02:21:38
So he's the master of the
02:21:42
shot.
02:21:42
He's got a headlock on my arm.
02:21:46
He's got a headlock on my arm.
02:21:50
Shut up.
02:21:52
Thank you very much.
02:21:54
Never let it be said that I don't cooperate with the press.
02:21:58
I also want you to help me thank the Hulkster.
02:22:00
Oh, Hogan, for being such a good sport.
02:22:02
We just love this. He's a wonderful guy.
02:22:06
Shut up, bitch.
02:22:09
Give me.
02:22:11
Gary, give me an adjective.
02:22:14
Cute.
02:22:26
How rude.
02:22:33
I mean, it's cute.
02:22:35
I think you're cute.
02:22:37
I mean,
02:22:40
Why are you gay?
02:22:42
So give me
02:22:44
a maybe for Sunday.
02:22:47
I know I'm a no no.
02:22:48
I'm going to be Lakeside.
02:22:51
The three, the ball and Sterling.
02:22:53
Right. That's kind of silly.
02:22:56
I don't think that exists anymore, does it?
02:22:59
I yeah, I think it does.
02:23:03
They closed Lakeside.
02:23:05
Yeah.
02:23:05
It tells you how long I've been at my school.
02:23:07
My parents house.
02:23:10
Yeah.
02:23:14
Go ahead.
02:23:15
Love, comfort.
02:23:16
Give me an exclamation.
02:23:18
Gary. Wow.
02:23:22
That's it.
02:23:30
That's it.
02:23:34
I guess that's it.
02:23:36
You're actually never meant to be frozen.
02:23:38
Doesn't matter. Movies? Yeah.
02:23:40
Never meant to finish part four.
02:23:41
It doesn't matter when you watch this movie.
02:23:43
It always takes place. Right now.
02:23:45
The clock is a 24 hour film made entirely
02:23:48
never early show scenes that mention or display the time.
02:23:52
This time right now.
02:23:53
So if it's 3:14 p.m., then the clock is presenting a scene
02:23:56
that takes place at 3:14 p.m..
02:23:58
To make this thing Christian, Mark Clay needed to find enough clips to account
02:24:02
for every minute of an entire day, which took him three years.
02:24:06
With the help of six assistants scrubbing through thousands of movies
02:24:10
for clocks, watches, any visual or spoken dude, there's people buried in mud.
02:24:15
Maybe you should go do something else.
02:24:18
They need help.
02:24:19
References to the time and not all movie time is created equal.
02:24:22
5 p.m.
02:24:23
was the easiest hour to fill
02:24:24
because there's loads of movies with characters leaving work at that time.
02:24:28
While on the flip side, 5 a.m.
02:24:30
must be a cinematic wasteland as he points to that as the hardest hour to film.
02:24:34
And because the clock syncs itself
02:24:36
to the local time, if you want to see those elusive 5 a.m.
02:24:39
scenes, you have to be there at 5 a.m..
02:24:41
But thinking of the clock
02:24:42
as just a really elaborate, functioning timepiece is selling it way too short.
02:24:46
I'd say this is the most definitive montage
02:24:49
that entwines over 10,000 clips from all of film history,
02:24:53
and Frankensteins them together into one epic with the way it's edited
02:24:57
together, these scenes both famous and obscure, new and old.
02:25:01
It has this connectivity to it,
02:25:03
as if all of cinema is happening in one shared universe.
02:25:06
Over the course of one day,
02:25:08
you could say the clock has the largest, most star studded cast ever.
02:25:12
And that still wouldn't be the coolest thing about it.
02:25:14
Because even with all of those people, the most important person in the clock
02:25:18
is you.
02:25:19
Because it has no universal beginning or end.
02:25:21
You decide when the movie starts by walking into the room.
02:25:24
You decide when it ends, by walking out in this way.
02:25:27
Mark. Right.
02:25:27
But they don't. It's so uninteresting.
02:25:30
And there's really no I mean, did he tied together as a story.
02:25:34
Yeah, I don't it's it's
02:25:37
just the clock is all the world of people that doom scroll.
02:25:41
So they love it.
02:25:42
Well he said he'd Frankenstein it together.
02:25:45
Here's another thing to entice you guys to come out Sunday.
02:25:48
I'm Franken, I'm making a franken dough
02:25:53
and this sounds sounds horrifying.
02:25:57
I made chocolate chip cookies and I put the glob,
02:26:00
which was in last week's pledge lips of that
02:26:05
dough, and I put it into a Tupperware and put it in the freezer.
02:26:07
The next week, I made peanut butter cookies of that
02:26:10
don't put it in the same tub.
02:26:12
Were back in the freezer.
02:26:13
I made brown butter cookies last week
02:26:17
and I took a glob of that, put it in the container, and threw it.
02:26:20
So this week I'm going to make another batch of cookies,
02:26:24
put a glob of that, mix those four batters together and see what I get
02:26:30
me. Bro, your car is gay.
02:26:34
Careful. Stay away from the window, man.
02:26:35
They'll shoot you there.
02:26:38
Yeah, you're in a better neighborhood.
02:26:40
Hey, I'm very interested in this, true tomb of Jesus
02:26:43
Christ found 2000 years after 2000 years.
02:26:46
But I don't have a video. Maybe you should try and open up.
02:26:50
I found it.
02:26:54
Which one?
02:26:54
Number are.
02:26:57
Funny.
02:26:57
Number 17.
02:27:02
How many guesses?
02:27:03
I can weigh?
02:27:06
We got nine. 11
02:27:09
and I lock out my heart would be technically
02:27:11
a heart lock.
02:27:15
A hurt locker.
02:27:16
You've been thinking about that the whole time, haven't you?
02:27:21
Well, I'm just waiting for a lull.
02:27:24
The heart locks up.
02:27:26
Do you know that a heart shaped box is actually a vagina?
02:27:30
Oh, wow.
02:27:33
So that song is, well, you know.
02:27:35
Yeah.
02:27:36
Sure is.
02:27:38
All right.
02:27:39
I changed my perspective on this one.
02:27:41
Yeah.
02:27:44
Yeah.
02:27:54
Who the fuck?
02:27:54
The cunt. The velveteen dream.
02:27:58
I'm won't do this while you're looking for that.
02:28:00
You know my abilities.
02:28:02
And I've been offered, like, 4 or 5 times that.
02:28:04
I'm not gonna lie, I've been, I thought The Velveteen Dream was black,
02:28:09
a little
02:28:09
bit lazy, and, like, he is, but this is a guy that's fighting him.
02:28:13
I guess the Velveteen Dream appear.
02:28:15
Patrick?
02:28:18
Harris. No, that's a different guy.
02:28:19
Patrick. Clark.
02:28:21
Neil. Patrick. Harris. Yeah. Clark.
02:28:23
Oh, it took you five days.
02:28:26
That took you 18 minutes and 15.
02:28:28
You know, sending big things to minors.
02:28:30
Oh, it's a cool.
02:28:32
Holy shit. Dude, he is.
02:28:34
He is visibly shaking.
02:28:37
Like, he's like,
02:28:38
The celebrations are yesterday.
02:28:42
These allegations are
02:28:46
very, very.
02:28:49
It's not new.
02:28:51
They're very good.
02:28:54
And also, what is not referenced,
02:28:58
which has been referenced several times by a, wrestler that was so he,
02:29:03
Velveteen Dream, Patrick Clark, he was, pretty entertaining.
02:29:08
It was kind of like a Prince esque wrestler kind of doing that slightly,
02:29:15
I don't know,
02:29:17
androgynous, but still more, you know, masculine, masculine,
02:29:21
but kind of on that borderline of, like, whatever.
02:29:27
And at the same time, EC3 is a wrestler
02:29:31
who, does podcasting still with, Vince Russo,
02:29:36
and EC3 has told.
02:29:40
Multiple times a story where, he had
02:29:43
kicked this guy out of his house.
02:29:47
Oh. Yeah, that this happened multiple times, but he told this story
02:29:50
multiple times,
02:29:52
and he's not afraid of telling this story because it's exactly what happened.
02:29:57
The guy that this guy is calling a pedophile,
02:29:59
which is what he he was grooming kids online.
02:30:03
There was weird messages from fans, little whatever.
02:30:09
But what I know is what Ek had,
02:30:12
which is, I figure, what the fuck his real name is. But,
02:30:18
he said that this guy set up a camera in his bathroom
02:30:21
at a party where a lot of wrestlers were, like, there.
02:30:25
But then he they found this is.
02:30:28
It was a cell phone.
02:30:28
He said a cell phone up to record in the bathroom.
02:30:32
This guy's,
02:30:35
somebody else, you know,
02:30:37
the the guy that's that was yelling in the background that's gone.
02:30:40
No, no, do do do do.
02:30:41
This guy is bringing this up in the boxing world.
02:30:48
I don't know if you have this.
02:30:51
Yeah.
02:30:52
So to be clear, in, in establishing the solid evidence,
02:30:56
there's a there's very it's not on evidence.
02:31:00
Is it okay to send dick pics to a minor if you are also a minor?
02:31:04
I mean, if the minor is like, you know, mining
02:31:07
gold and silver and is of age, you know.
02:31:11
Yeah.
02:31:12
Yeah. Good point.
02:31:13
Technicality.
02:31:14
I still think it's inappropriate.
02:31:17
Yeah I know right.
02:31:18
They're trying to work on hers.
02:31:19
Texted him dick pics.
02:31:21
They got a pickax in their hand and they're like what the fuck. Oh.
02:31:24
Another dick pic okay.
02:31:27
Yeah.
02:31:27
Oh no I sucked it down pretty hard.
02:31:30
Yeah.
02:31:30
You took ten minutes and 54 seconds.
02:31:35
Dude, why does he sound just like Obama?
02:31:38
Because he's that's wrestler.
02:31:39
He's doing wrestler promo.
02:31:41
He's going to be up here at oh you know, that's it.
02:31:44
I can't tell if he sounds like Obama or who's the guy
02:31:47
that Virginia version of what you're going to do.
02:31:51
You ever notice how Vin Diesel and Obama kind of sound the same?
02:31:54
They got that weird.
02:31:55
Why did you say diesel that way? Diesel.
02:31:57
Diesel, diesel because I read it.
02:31:59
Is it diesel? It's all these nuts.
02:32:02
Is it like deez nuts?
02:32:03
No, it doesn't have a Z in it, but you're supposed to pronounce it that way.
02:32:07
Or at least.
02:32:07
Sure, sure, sure sure. Diesel.
02:32:11
Diesel.
02:32:12
You're obviously diesel is probably correct. So.
02:32:16
All right then. Thank you.
02:32:18
Took your 18 minutes and 54.
02:32:21
Yeah.
02:32:21
Diesel. You prefer diesel.
02:32:24
Take 18 minutes and 34 seconds to bring up my child molestation.
02:32:28
Shit.
02:32:31
That's pretty good.
02:32:33
You. Yeah, I was waiting on that because that's all you got is allegations.
02:32:37
You got on the other.
02:32:38
That's enough for that. Where's the.
02:32:41
No one's got
02:32:43
a I'm here for you.
02:32:44
I said Dick takes a little test.
02:32:46
So I have two friends that are victims of child abuse, and I'm fighting for them.
02:32:50
And all the kids affected out there by motherfuckers like this.
02:32:53
So, wait, is he a child fucker or a motherfucker standpoint?
02:32:58
Well, I mean, how old's that mother?
02:33:00
They're not mutually. It's.
02:33:01
If it's if it's mom.
02:33:04
And what was their reality show with the babies having babies?
02:33:09
Well, that was sweet 16.
02:33:12
It is possible more than a child is what I'm saying.
02:33:17
What was it?
02:33:18
I wish that wasn't a real thing.
02:33:21
It's weird.
02:33:22
I assumed that the kids he was sending to are all boys, too.
02:33:24
What kind of gay shit is that?
02:33:28
Oh, right.
02:33:30
You want a boy?
02:33:32
Every time I hear, like, who else is the whole song about a minor?
02:33:36
Aren't those boys do?
02:33:39
Allegedly, this guy said
02:33:41
no, they were girlish, but no.
02:33:44
All right, I guess.
02:33:45
Yeah, I think Drake is gay, even though he's very fluffy.
02:33:51
Okay, that's the second time that this is.
02:33:54
They would call that
02:33:56
they call the two friends that are victims of child abuse.
02:33:59
And I'm fighting for them.
02:34:00
And all the kids affected out there by motherfuckers like that.
02:34:03
Did he says he friends of children is what he's trying to say, or is he?
02:34:06
Yeah, he's friends with underage children.
02:34:08
Or he wants to touch the children.
02:34:11
But then all the kids out there by motherfuckers like this.
02:34:15
So fuck you.
02:34:17
Wait a good before you fall for that bullshit.
02:34:20
And I thought I was the phony.
02:34:22
You can make up
02:34:23
any fucking thing you want about me, but I am the real fucking deal.
02:34:26
The king of sinner is not Patsy Clark.
02:34:29
Hold on.
02:34:29
Pat O'Neal is the real fucking deal, asshole.
02:34:32
Oh, the Velveteen Dream.
02:34:33
First fucking day on the job, you hear me, motherfucker?
02:34:37
Fuck them all.
02:34:38
I sleep well, I have heard of that person.
02:34:40
So. Yes, I hear you. Yeah. He's easy.
02:34:45
Right?
02:34:46
Fucking pedophile.
02:34:47
You talking pedophile.
02:34:50
Fuck. Fuck you.
02:34:53
So, okay, we to wait
02:34:58
again?
02:34:59
The worst.
02:34:59
Can't wait for self.
02:35:03
Isn't all this shit kind of set up?
02:35:05
Isn't it? Set up and fake though?
02:35:06
No. Not this.
02:35:08
No no no, the guy that dude.
02:35:11
Is this picking every other one?
02:35:12
No, dude. Dude,
02:35:15
obviously it's set up, but it's not exactly because this guy is
02:35:18
literally has gotten this guy's goat
02:35:22
and that's all he was going for.
02:35:24
That was the setup.
02:35:25
The setup was, hey, I'm going to fucking with this shit in this guy's face.
02:35:29
He got held back pretty easily.
02:35:32
Go was a couple weeks ago.
02:35:36
Only dicks.
02:35:37
He was taking videos of sex at a party.
02:35:40
Wait, are they pics are dicks. Now?
02:35:42
You see this a second time? Shit, I didn't know he reference that.
02:35:44
I didn't know he.
02:35:45
I didn't watch this all the way through.
02:35:47
I tend to like, catch a good.
02:35:49
I'm like, okay, this is entertaining enough.
02:35:51
Oh that was that. It's easy through his party.
02:35:53
And then he got caught and I video clip he takes,
02:35:58
he wants people to
02:35:59
fast forward to the end of a song to or through the end of a song.
02:36:02
Or do you listen to the song?
02:36:03
No no no no no, I say I fine, no, I do this with all the clips.
02:36:08
I don't watch them all the to the party when I wait.
02:36:12
So not his dicks.
02:36:13
He took video of other dicks at a party.
02:36:16
Yes. Video tape he dicks.
02:36:18
He was taking.
02:36:21
Were they just being dicks or were they showing dicks?
02:36:23
Those are two different things.
02:36:24
There's two different kinds of dicks.
02:36:26
Three? Well,
02:36:29
just having a camera doesn't mean you get to take those kind of pictures.
02:36:32
Someone else.
02:36:32
No, no, no, I got hold on.
02:36:35
Let me just give back.
02:36:36
Velveteen is a durable, cotton based woven fabric with a short, dense pile
02:36:40
that mimics the look and feel of traditional velvet,
02:36:42
but with less stiffness.
02:36:45
So it's basically stiff velvet.
02:36:46
Definitely some stiffness.
02:36:51
That's not gay at all.
02:36:53
We gotta get back to the Jesus Christ tomb
02:36:55
and whether it's tonight or next week, but,
02:36:59
where is this motherfucker?
02:37:01
Right. Here we go.
02:37:01
Did you get the video to work
02:37:04
to former no
02:37:06
black and gold brand annexed through.
02:37:10
So was about him being a little bit off.
02:37:13
But you know you welcome that and he could be friends.
02:37:15
And we had a party and I was at my place and, you know, he came over
02:37:19
because I'm being friendly and I'm, you know, top guy.
02:37:21
And I try to welcome everybody into the thing.
02:37:24
He left his phone in my bathroom
02:37:27
with the camera on trying to capture people taking piss.
02:37:30
So there wait a minute, wait a minute. Now,
02:37:34
how do you know he didn't accidentally leave the phone in the toilet?
02:37:37
Because I earlier you see it?
02:37:41
Yes. Are a master of psychology of human mind, body, spirit and soul.
02:37:45
So how do I know?
02:37:47
Because it's my bathroom and I walk in there
02:37:49
and I see a phone selfie style propped up,
02:37:54
on filming,
02:37:56
where if somebody is going to take a pee, they would have their.
02:38:02
Does he mean pee like urine or pee like a pedophile?
02:38:05
Oh, urinating into.
02:38:10
A flower as you cleaning it, it's like the back of the bowl.
02:38:13
Like the back urinate. Right.
02:38:15
But I'm a nine way that not like the soap dispenser.
02:38:19
So to the right a little bit.
02:38:20
And I was like angled a bit.
02:38:22
Did you confront them?
02:38:23
So what I did was I have the Jesus Christ
02:38:27
I stopped the recording, I forgot this is Doctor Chris.
02:38:30
When he was doing a video of my we, we was deleted every night
02:38:34
because that was happening in my in my home by the way.
02:38:38
So delete all of that.
02:38:41
Does that make it okay.
02:38:42
Back on to didn't look like something you know.
02:38:45
So it looks like you think they'll let off that mother,
02:38:47
the killer three kids because she did it in her own home.
02:38:49
Elaborate ruse. The privacy of her own home.
02:38:51
About my own bathroom.
02:38:54
Because this is where I live.
02:38:58
He lives in the bathroom.
02:38:59
Sit on the couch.
02:39:00
Yeah, I go
02:39:03
and I wait.
02:39:07
Wait.
02:39:07
Is he telling us and taking us back?
02:39:09
He became a pedophile.
02:39:11
I go back and right after that phone's gone, I'm like, I can't believe this.
02:39:16
Oh my God, that really happened.
02:39:19
Somebody got his phone.
02:39:20
That always happens.
02:39:24
No, he's waiting for him to go back in there to get it.
02:39:26
He was like waiting to see. And he literally was.
02:39:28
I think he was trying to find that man.
02:39:31
EC3 I think he was trying to see his dick.
02:39:35
Yeah.
02:39:35
There is no one immediately after you
02:39:38
either see someone's dick or you do not see someone's dick.
02:39:42
If you're going in just to try to see somebody's
02:39:44
dick, you're not going to see dick.
02:39:48
You could.
02:39:50
I tell you, there are only two ways I can go.
02:39:55
Geologists say they may have identified the burial site
02:39:58
of Jesus beneath Jerusalem's Church of the Holy Sepulcher.
02:40:03
Excavate uncovered an ancient landscape with a quarry, rock cut tombs,
02:40:08
cultivated land and a garden that closely matches descriptions in the Bible.
02:40:13
Researchers also found evidence of olive trees and grapevines
02:40:18
dating to around the time Jesus is believed to have died.
02:40:21
The site appears to have been preserved and portrayed
02:40:25
by early Christians, or later Roman and Byzantine
02:40:28
construction built around the tomb, the New York Post has reported.
02:40:33
However, archeologists stress that the discoveries do not definitively prove
02:40:38
that the tomb belonged to Jesus, though they say the site's
02:40:41
historical and religious significance is considerable weight.
02:40:45
And the whole thing was they found Jesus's tomb.
02:40:48
And then in a quick little statement, they say
02:40:51
its historical and
02:40:52
religious significance is considerable,
02:40:56
he says, though visibly proof
02:40:58
that the tomb is do not definitively prove that the tomb belonged to Jesus,
02:41:03
though they say the site's historical and religious significance is considerable.
02:41:09
And while you're here, don't forget to like
02:41:11
and subscribe to my you. But.
02:41:16
So the olive trees matched the the kind of
02:41:21
time range that it may have been.
02:41:24
I was excited about that.
02:41:26
I'm less excited now.
02:41:28
The evidence seems
02:41:31
less than.
02:41:33
Intriguing.
02:41:34
Good thing that doesn't rely on evidence.
02:41:38
Okay, good. Yeah.
02:41:40
Check this out.
02:41:41
The nine over 11 secret files.
02:41:42
The FBI and CIA recorded several records
02:41:46
reveal two Saudi government employees that may have had a.
02:41:50
Wow. Let me try that again.
02:41:53
You're bleeding.
02:41:54
Smeared a bit. It first appeared in perfect dirt.
02:41:56
But do.
02:41:57
Oh, sweetie. Sure. The 911 commission
02:42:01
report did
02:42:02
not include the Saudi advance teams,
02:42:05
nor did the 1999 casing video
02:42:09
of Washington, D.C.
02:42:11
they didn't have either of those things. Anyways, let's watch the video.
02:42:13
It talks better than I speak.
02:42:15
Specialists, our employees, the FBI says they may have served
02:42:20
as an advance team for the 911 hijackers.
02:42:23
Based upon these documents and the videos, it's pretty clear that they were here
02:42:26
for that particular reason.
02:42:28
As someone who investigated nine over 11, do these records move the timeline
02:42:33
they do that really moves the timeline back significantly
02:42:36
to when the support network actually got on the ground here in the United States.
02:42:40
Are any hijackers in this video?
02:42:41
There were two hijackers appear in this video.
02:42:44
Is there enough here to draw
02:42:47
a direct connection between 9/11 and the Saudi government?
02:42:51
It's clear that we now have individuals within Department 11
02:42:54
who are official Saudi police, where they official sat in place,
02:42:56
where we have this plot, where they were also talking points, also serving.
02:42:59
I think it's record, clearly,
02:42:59
the fact that only the advance team comes in and takes
02:43:01
it's end, the shot, facilitating the care and feeding how that's information.
02:43:04
What an involvement in all of these videos where and in the fall of 21,
02:43:07
those videos should have provided to the Commission.
02:43:13
As someone who wait, so this
02:43:14
is evidence that the Saudis did do it back significantly 2 or 3 years.
02:43:18
That's not work.
02:43:19
That's not good for the foil hat people.
02:43:20
The only thing you know is the former director
02:43:21
of the National Counterintelligence Security Central.
02:43:23
He spent 24 years at the FBI and investigated.
02:43:25
911 the FBI says they may have served as an advance team for the 19 hijackers.
02:43:28
I think based upon these documents, the videos, I think are pretty clear
02:43:30
that they were here for that particular reason.
02:43:31
The question would be, is it from the Saudi government
02:43:33
or were they working for al Qaeda directly?
02:43:35
Just happened to be Saudi employees two years before the 911 truth attacks?
02:43:37
The video shows these Saudi government employees.
02:43:39
We talked about the theory behind the other adult,
02:43:40
Mohammed, also hiding behind a roadmap, along with the Saudi because
02:43:43
Washington DC landmarks later identified by al-Qaida terrorist as potential
02:43:45
11 targets, the declassified report states.
02:43:46
The FBI assesses that the two Saudis may still maintain ties to.
02:43:49
Okay.
02:43:49
Sounds like the two Saudis had longstanding ties to some sort.
02:43:52
So to me that they they still possess, which means that they want possess
02:43:54
exclusive reporting and declassified intelligence and law enforcement matters.
02:43:56
Where the old Saudi government employees Sudan is a theory,
02:43:58
they serve as an advanced need to meet those who would later
02:44:00
assist hijackers in Southern California, the explosive meat was buried
02:44:02
in thousands of pages of one secret government.
02:44:04
We asked you to review these declassified documents.
02:44:05
Are they significant comments? I think they are.
02:44:07
I think they really pre-date what we've known about 911 at this point.
02:44:09
Network domestically here in the US for the hijackers,
02:44:10
based on these new records
02:44:11
and some of the video evidence, is there enough here
02:44:13
to draw a direct connection between 911 and the Saudi government?
02:44:16
I think we're closer.
02:44:16
I think it's clear
02:44:17
that we now have individual 111 who are official Saudi police now,
02:44:20
where they officials are employees working on behalf of the.
02:44:21
Well, they were also and also serving the needs of okay.
02:44:24
Are the two Saudis overlooked key players in the 9/11 line?
02:44:26
I think it's a good question.
02:44:27
I think these two individuals
02:44:28
who are now named provide an executive leads for the FBI
02:44:30
and intelligence services to go back and put some more pieces together.
02:44:31
And it's really a puzzle.
02:44:32
It took nearly two decades and pressure from the 911 families
02:44:34
who are suing Saudi Arabia over the terror attacks.
02:44:36
But these highly secretive government records to be declassified.
02:44:37
Investigators say the family found evidence
02:44:39
that none arrived in Southern California in December 1998, 13 months
02:44:42
before the first two hijackers also landed in Los Angeles,
02:44:43
later receiving financial assistance, obtaining driver's licenses,
02:44:45
living quarters, spiritual guidance, and locating flight schools.
02:44:47
Based on the declassified records, what did the alleged Saudi advance team to
02:44:51
detect not only the advanced components,
02:44:53
but setting up shop, coordinating with imams on the West Coast
02:44:55
and the hotels, facilitating the care and feeding housing hijackers.
02:44:57
The hijackers, many of them do not speak English,
02:44:59
had never been United States before.
02:45:00
Could they have lived under the radar without the support network?
02:45:02
I highly doubt it.
02:45:03
If you were going to initiate this type of sophisticated plot,
02:45:05
you don't want to take a chance.
02:45:06
So they critically needed to have a support network here.
02:45:08
The intelligence reports include phony financial analysis, interviews
02:45:10
and travel patterns, concluding, so don't answer.
02:45:11
Do we live at the same address in San Diego,
02:45:13
where the hijackers would later state other common links? Thank you.
02:45:15
Very well.
02:45:15
Don't think you're at the King Mosque in Los Angeles, reputed to be
02:45:17
an Islamic fundamentalist American cleric and where ultimately
02:45:19
he became a major al-Qaida leader after 911
02:45:21
was killed in a CIA drone strike as well as the Saudi.
02:45:23
The FBI said there's a 5050 chance he had advanced. You know,
02:45:27
you know, if they just would
02:45:29
have got a little bit higher, they wouldn't have hit those buildings.
02:45:33
Could we get much higher?
02:45:35
So high, 000000.
02:45:44
Can we get much higher on this theory in Southern California?
02:45:47
Like we said, letters to Saudi government officials can be said of the men.
02:45:49
There is complete operation.
02:45:51
I think it's coordination. What does that tell you?
02:45:52
I think they are exactly what they say they were.
02:45:53
I think they sent those messages back to the leaders.
02:45:54
We need to know that facilitation,
02:45:56
the support network in California, is strong and it's workable
02:45:58
and the coordination of the key people that need to make it work.
02:45:59
But he was arrested about ten days after 9/11 in Birmingham, England.
02:46:02
His record in videos receipts were 2000 welcome 40.
02:46:04
But to hijack some of the most obvious the challenges.
02:46:06
The official 911 narrative was shared by British authorities
02:46:08
with the 9/11 analysts, not by the US government or any hijackers.
02:46:11
The two hijackers appear in the video.
02:46:12
One hijacker can be seen in the kitchen, politely instructed
02:46:14
not to be on one side of the room.
02:46:15
This is you don't you don't know something.
02:46:18
And he's motioning once again. So is investigator.
02:46:19
What does that tell you?
02:46:21
You want these people saying in the video
02:46:22
for sure and absolutely nobody on the video.
02:46:23
Later, the videographer slips out and captures the other side of the room.
02:46:26
But having the meal.
02:46:26
And then the video pulls up at one point
02:46:28
and gets the other side of the room by accident, not by accident.
02:46:31
Right?
02:46:31
This man is identified in court records as a Saudi government
02:46:33
religious official, Mohammed Ali Tony, what's the significance?
02:46:35
Very significant.
02:46:36
It's another direct tied to an actual employee
02:46:37
at a Saudi government in a welcome for two soon to be hijackers.
02:46:40
That's a big deal.
02:46:40
That's information that would've been relevant when these videos were obtained.
02:46:43
And the follow up to that,
02:46:44
I think the Uber driver just shot or in April 2001, five months ago.
02:46:48
Oh yeah.
02:46:50
Yeah.
02:46:52
Virginia investigators I don't know, sir,
02:46:55
in Missouri with the same two Saudi government police were in
02:46:57
Missouri, got shot by an Uber driver leader, Osama bin laden.
02:47:00
I believe those two locations
02:47:01
Oklahoma, Missouri, we're checking spots
02:47:02
where they had to check in with trusted people who were stupid
02:47:05
and go in the right direction. I think any more assistance on the way?
02:47:07
And there was another 911 connection
02:47:08
these Saudi government employees videotaped in Washington, D.C.
02:47:10
landmarks in June 19th like nine. Is that look like a tourist video?
02:47:12
They're not too specific with intense not only the size of a building,
02:47:16
but also the street detail.
02:47:16
But at the same time, Osama bin laden developed an initial list of targets
02:47:19
for the plot, including the white House and U.S.
02:47:20
Capitol, the same sites filmed by the Saudis as a trained investigator.
02:47:23
What significance to place on the video?
02:47:24
I think the video really adds value to the fact that there was
02:47:26
maybe in driven somewhere.
02:47:28
Oh my.
02:47:28
Well, whatever Uber driver, it's a different
02:47:30
look on new leadership now here in Washington DC over eight
02:47:34
been for the FBI and CIA and in this state for that matter to go.
02:47:37
They deliver Florida for the vote.
02:47:40
What's the difference?
02:47:41
It's like Kleenex and puff.
02:47:43
But I think all the stars have lined that request into this government.
02:47:46
I don't know, two different piles
02:47:49
of money, like two different
02:47:52
enemies of
02:47:55
not the same thing.
02:47:57
Coke and Pepsi are two different, like, at least.
02:48:01
And Microsoft.
02:48:05
False dichotomy.
02:48:08
So I never really understood.
02:48:09
What does it matter if we can connect the Saudi government? They.
02:48:12
Then they'll be held responsible this far? No.
02:48:17
Or is it just.
02:48:20
Yeah, I don't know.
02:48:22
I can tell us government to it.
02:48:26
Has how I would like to know that.
02:48:29
Can you please provide that we'll do a 911 show next week.
02:48:33
Most. Okay.
02:48:34
Yeah.
02:48:38
Yeah.
02:48:39
You know what do you do nine.
02:48:41
You know what we can do this week?
02:48:43
What should we do this week?
02:48:46
A I want to see
02:48:50
I mean,
02:48:52
I don't think you should eat, and, That's weird.
02:48:54
I can smell your food. What kind of show is this?
02:48:57
Wow. Smell of it.
02:48:59
Why don't you go?
02:49:01
This is bad for lunch now, sir.
02:49:06
Just enjoy this apartment.
02:49:08
I just bought it.
02:49:09
Yes, this is quite large.
02:49:16
When Frank was 69,
02:49:19
her parents told her they were going on a trip to China.
02:49:25
They told her to pack her dildo.
02:49:27
The plane ride was three.
02:49:30
No, sorry, 420 hours long.
02:49:34
She gargle and swallow
02:49:38
when they got to China,
02:49:41
she was very bumpy.
02:49:44
Like some disease or shaving
02:49:48
on their trip, they visited Philadelphia,
02:49:52
bathroom and all.
02:49:56
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:49:59
Interesting things.
02:50:04
Yeah, a lot of interesting things.
02:50:07
Including pretty oversize cheese toast.
02:50:11
Screw Alpo.
02:50:14
Oh. What's Alpo?
02:50:16
Oh, dog food.
02:50:18
Okay.
02:50:19
Including pretty oversize cheese toast.
02:50:22
Screw Alpo and piss.
02:50:25
Everyone had a hard time.
02:50:28
Oh, yeah.
02:50:29
That was like, oh, it's time to go.
02:50:32
She was very cute. Wow.
02:50:35
She said, can we stay longer? Oh,
02:50:40
that was, quite creepy.
02:50:43
That last bit actually made sense
02:50:47
and know sort of, but, yeah,
02:50:49
this is bad for lunch now.
02:50:51
I'm such a disappointment.
02:50:54
I just bought it.
02:50:55
Yes, this is true.
02:50:56
Can't.
02:51:07
Go! It's not going.
02:51:09
It broke. It.
02:51:17
Refresh it.
02:51:20
Try it again.
02:51:21
There has not been one fucked up on tonight's show.
02:51:25
Major obstacle coming up on 25 years since the September 11th terrorist attacks.
02:51:30
The effort to bring the alleged mastermind, Khalifa.
02:51:32
What led to justice has their attack obstacle.
02:51:36
You mean the purposeful that a military judge knocking down
02:51:39
a buildings tweak that his made.
02:51:42
FBI agents at Guantanamo Bay were not voluntary and cannot be used.
02:51:47
It is trial now set for June of 2028.
02:51:50
Those FBI agents are featured in an upcoming CBS documentary, Daughters of 911,
02:51:57
that he was involved in
02:51:59
the planning, training operatives and getting them the funding.
02:52:03
The green light is on. Let's go.
02:52:05
He was from the makers of Duck Dynasty.
02:52:10
Here's daughters of 911.
02:52:11
I love what he did.
02:52:13
You know what he said to me then was when the buildings did come down,
02:52:19
he did think that.
02:52:22
Maybe this is a bit more than,
02:52:25
we bit off more than we could chew.
02:52:27
I'm telling you, I couldn't have told him in any
02:52:30
more explicit a way that he did not have to talk to me.
02:52:34
And whether that fits within what is required
02:52:37
legally based on other activities.
02:52:41
Local law cares about that kind of shit.
02:52:44
Daughters of 911 airs Friday, September
02:52:47
11th right here on CBS and Paramount Plus.
02:52:51
Jeez, that sounds a little sensationalized.
02:52:53
Well, I just daughter's
02:52:56
dead.
02:52:57
What's the we lose some movie
02:52:59
we did.
02:53:00
He didn't say a word, though. No he didn't.
02:53:04
The phone unit. Your internet went out.
02:53:05
You got to come back.
02:53:06
In the meantime, here, I'm just going to call a an audible
02:53:10
helicopter.
02:53:11
Helicopter?
02:53:14
Part of the beautiful
02:53:17
people who get in the helicopter accident.
02:53:20
I don't think this is an accident, man.
02:53:23
This is an on purpose with a good ending.
02:53:26
They're rescuing people in Nepal.
02:53:28
It just auto fed.
02:53:29
Oh, it's seven minutes.
02:53:31
Let's speed up and see. Good for him.
02:53:34
You'll be taken care of.
02:53:38
Wait.
02:53:38
I think he said the helicopter pulled up after.
02:53:43
I got bad news for y'all.
02:53:45
You're not going to fit on that helicopter.
02:53:50
Oh, I tried to advance it, and now it's just
02:53:53
buffering.
02:53:54
I think everybody's having internet problems.
02:53:55
This might be the start of World War three.
02:53:57
That's how it'll start, you know?
02:53:58
That's my country.
02:54:00
You go.
02:54:01
That's my internet working.
02:54:06
Yeah.
02:54:06
The next thing you know,
02:54:08
power goes out.
02:54:10
That's it.
02:54:16
I don't know why I bookmark this one.
02:54:18
I must have been really high that day.
02:54:22
But, guys, can I get this? Com?
02:54:26
They're finally making the How to Lose a Guy in ten days
02:54:28
sequel.
02:54:37
There's a joke somewhere to that.
02:54:43
But I lost it.
02:54:49
Oh yeah.
02:54:49
The working title is suck his dick and get him back in one day.
02:54:56
All right.
02:54:56
Next.
02:54:58
That's a long blowjob
02:55:01
for a whole day.
02:55:02
I'll take it f miss V.
02:55:06
Careful what you wish for.
02:55:08
I think after, like.
02:55:11
To be totally honest, I think 30 minutes.
02:55:13
I would want it to stop, at least for a break.
02:55:17
You can come back, give me 15 minute break and then come back.
02:55:21
Preferably a 24 hour break.
02:55:23
If I complete the process.
02:55:30
This is a Gary video.
02:55:33
It says, I should play the chicken.
02:55:36
You try to attack in the middle of the night and you kill chickens.
02:55:41
You killed my chickens.
02:55:44
Well, he's not coming back.
02:55:48
I don't know.
02:55:49
I don't even know. Let's let them know.
02:55:51
I don't know, right?
02:55:53
It's later than normal.
02:55:55
If he said it, I sure the fuck didn't hear it.
02:56:04
What are you eating?
02:56:08
Gay sex.
02:56:13
I'm not sure what that is.
02:56:15
That's some kind of, Yeah.
02:56:17
Yeah. You know,
02:56:22
Where I type slow.
02:56:28
We'll just pause here while it's awesome.
02:56:36
Okay, so we have 1 million Peter
02:56:38
Griffin's versus 1 million giant chickens.
02:56:41
Who's going to win?
02:56:46
Obviously, the Peter Chicken.
02:56:49
There's no Peter chickens.
02:56:52
There's Peter Griffin.
02:56:53
I mean, or giant chickens.
02:56:56
That'd be cool if it was Peter.
02:56:57
Chickens against giant griffins, because those are flying horses.
02:57:02
It's the Prady
02:57:04
and Josh already, and George Geary, as above.
02:57:07
And so be Luke, because he's so close, lady.
02:57:11
And for sure, we're doing it our way.
02:57:15
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
02:57:17
Brady and John show it Brady and draw.
02:57:21
It's their show. No, Brady.
02:57:24
Draw out of it. And.
02:57:31
Back forth
02:57:34
time back.
02:57:42
Oh, they weren't kidding.
02:57:50
Oh, wait.
02:57:50
I changed my vote. It's the chickens.
02:57:53
Look at the chickens.
02:58:16
Freedom.
02:58:17
It's. I mean, they needed to be.
02:58:20
They needed to be going.
02:58:21
Hey, there.
02:58:22
Whatever the fuck this noise he makes.
02:58:25
And he,
02:58:43
Give me.
02:58:46
Moments.
02:58:53
Where?
02:58:59
This is way less satisfying than I imagined.
02:59:06
Trying to attack in the middle of the night.
02:59:10
And you kill chickens?
02:59:11
You can have chickens. He
02:59:16
yin yang yang.
02:59:22
Amy yang.
02:59:30
Oh, this.
02:59:48
Damn it!
02:59:50
There it is. Dude.
02:59:51
I better be myself.
02:59:52
Frees up chicken that,
02:59:55
love chicken.
03:00:05
Pie, Oh, that's going to put a nice little thing in there.
03:00:12
Are we linked out?
03:00:14
No, I'm just infinity mirroring for Garry's request.
03:00:18
Chicken. The China world.
03:00:20
Chicken.
03:00:27
Yeah.
03:00:28
Some contrails.
03:00:29
Yo, George.
03:00:35
We do have.
03:00:38
We don't have October.
03:00:41
Halloween is not on the rise.
03:00:43
Do not get fooled.
03:00:44
When you go grocery shopping or to the department store when you see Halloween.
03:00:48
Shit, we are not out of summer yet, so go fuck yourself.
03:00:53
Stores.
03:00:57
You go when you get the nick open.
03:01:00
Oh my.
03:01:01
4321.
03:01:05
Does it say that
03:01:07
you're not going to take shoes off my dick, bro?
03:01:11
Fart, fart nigger.
03:01:12
I'm like, fuck you nigger.
03:01:15
That little kid.
03:01:18
Come.
03:01:21
Oh, I got it, I got it, I.
03:01:26
Got it,
03:01:27
I got you're not going to take inches off my dick.
03:01:30
Helicopter, honey. Go!
03:01:33
Helicopter, helicopter,
03:01:36
helicopter. Here we go.
03:01:38
Get. Me saying hey.
03:01:44
Thank thanks.
03:01:46
It's up there.
03:01:48
You know that's a hit. Speak.
03:01:50
Okay.
03:01:51
Your nigger all right. That's what you say.
03:01:54
Go your fucking business.
03:01:55
How do you get your fucking business?
03:01:59
Walk around.
03:01:59
You're like an asshole with my little discus.
03:02:04
Fuck you asshole!
03:02:06
Fuck you!
03:02:07
Fucking asshole!
03:02:09
Fuck you!
03:02:10
Asshole! Shut the fuck up, asshole.
03:02:14
Because you're Gary, right? Okay, Gary.
03:02:18
Hey, Gary.
03:02:18
Have a nice day. It's nice talking to you, buddy.
03:02:21
You can subscribe to this info mirror for only $5
03:02:23
a month.
03:02:27
He's a fucking loser.
03:02:31
I will give you a total pardon
03:02:33
for murdering that woman.
03:02:39
Of my life.
03:02:46
All right.
03:02:50
Gary, there I am, Gary.
03:02:52
There I am. What now,
03:02:56
that was really a productive segment, wasn't it?
03:03:00
Yeah.
03:03:03
What a stupid son of a bitch.
03:03:05
No, don't.
03:03:09
No, don't.
03:03:13
Don't.
03:03:15
Don't.
03:03:17
No, no,
03:03:20
don't
03:03:22
do some people that fancies himself as intellectuals.
03:03:26
They use this very, reductionist view of what value is.
03:03:30
So there's no proof or establishment.
03:03:32
I can't even see it.
03:03:33
They don't talk like they were just people.
03:03:36
Almost.
03:03:36
Their atheism becomes a religion, you know.
03:03:39
Why would I be involved in that
03:03:44
for almost their atheism?
03:03:46
Because
03:03:48
laws, as though you have a nasty mouth, you know that.
03:03:52
Stop it.
03:03:58
Give me a hell.
03:03:59
Yeah. Shut up! Bitch!
03:04:01
Well, let me tell you something, brother.
03:04:04
Fucking voice. Oh.
03:04:10
The roosters are a threat to the community.
03:04:12
The rooster kept coming at them.
03:04:15
Almost evil. Sinister sound.
03:04:17
Right? Animal. This vicious animal.
03:04:19
We shall go on to the end.
03:04:20
We shall fight in France.
03:04:22
We shall fight on the seas and oceans.
03:04:24
We shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air.
03:04:27
We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be.
03:04:30
This little individual draw down there, we shall go down by yourself.
03:04:33
We should go on down by yourself.
03:04:35
In the streets we shall fight in the hills.
03:04:37
We shall never surrender.
03:04:40
Fuck you!
03:04:42
The champion has beaten off the challenger.
03:04:45
At least for now.
03:04:50
This fucking loser!
03:04:52
Fucking coward!
03:04:53
Coward! Fuck! Loser!
03:04:56
Alcohol increases your ability to drive.
03:05:06
And you can
03:05:08
see how you do three.
03:05:14
Peter Griffin one.
03:05:17
But I'm not sure what that. How?
03:05:19
Oh. What now?
03:05:23
Don't even play.
03:05:26
Oh. Oh, girl baby girl.
03:05:30
I future potential president right there.
03:05:33
You know. Do you. Do you know what we're here for?
03:05:36
That's absolutely unacceptable.
03:05:38
How dare you?
03:05:38
A little suspend lady of another person.
03:05:43
You're going to see a bunch of people move to Canada.
03:05:45
A bunch of Republicans.
03:05:49
Oh, no no no no no no no
03:05:55
no no no.
03:05:58
You you please come through.
03:06:04
Will take a flight like that.
03:06:06
I like,
03:06:09
went I think it was.
03:06:12
It can just do that. The.
03:06:19
There's a fucking gangster.
03:06:23
And then there come true.
03:06:26
That way you spray them all over the crowd.
03:06:29
The crowd has no idea what's going on.
03:06:33
Is. You,
03:06:39
It sounds like, a model.
03:06:42
It sounds like a remote control plane. It's.
03:06:44
And we should be a plane.
03:06:46
I didn't know what it's like.
03:06:47
I sure physics could like.
03:06:50
This isn't out of the question, but I just didn't know that.
03:06:56
This was possible.
03:06:57
I don't know, it's definitely a, remote control plane or a.
03:07:03
No, it's just,
03:07:05
no, it's very lightweight.
03:07:07
Is all.
03:07:08
No way, man.
03:07:09
It's on horizon.
03:07:10
Hobby off.
03:07:13
Get to the bottom of this.
03:07:16
Helicopter, helicopter.
03:07:19
It is like.
03:07:19
No, it's a little
03:07:21
one. Yeah, fine.
03:07:22
That way it is a helicopter.
03:07:24
It's weird that it's like spitting out the chemical in the front of the plane.
03:07:28
The chem trails? Yeah.
03:07:30
Is that the prop doing that?
03:07:33
Yeah.
03:07:34
I'm sure there's, like, some smoke bomb on the wings or some shit like that.
03:07:38
So here. I'm such an argumentative dickhead.
03:07:41
I'm going to give you the chemical side, but there are no trails.
03:07:47
You're not going to take inches off my dick, bro.
03:07:50
I would accept poofs.
03:07:53
Fluffy clouds,
03:07:56
not gay clouds, but fluffy clouds.
03:07:59
And, you know, that's a hate speech.
03:08:01
Oh, wait, there's a tree.
03:08:02
All right, there's a little bit of a trail.
03:08:05
There's the trail.
03:08:07
When you got the fucked up asshole, you win.
03:08:11
I concede chem trails exists, and we all do, asshole.
03:08:15
This also means that every passenger plane,
03:08:18
at least the ones that aren't faked into the
03:08:21
the World Trade Center, are actually.
03:08:24
Instead of people, they're carrying chemicals
03:08:27
like fucking asshole bullshit 100%.
03:08:32
This is a remote control plane, too. There's no pilot in it.
03:08:35
Okay, Gary,
03:08:38
listen to it.
03:08:38
When a guy drives by, you'll realize how small it is.
03:08:43
Falling in love.
03:08:49
Plus, he's
03:08:50
standing right there holding the remote control.
03:08:53
Everything.
03:08:59
His comments tell us if you like this kind of remote control flying,
03:09:03
you should check out the ones that take place inside of a gymnasium.
03:09:07
No schools.
03:09:23
In. Hey!
03:09:29
That right there too.
03:09:31
You can hear that?
03:09:31
Yeah, definitely.
03:09:34
Most definitely.
03:09:47
Better.
03:09:47
Anyway,
03:09:48
with all due respect, that some you like.
03:09:51
And why that's not true.
03:09:53
What they said is accurate,
03:09:55
which.
03:09:57
What's our topic? That's rude.
03:09:59
Gary, is this like a what?
03:10:02
Now everybody hold.
03:10:12
I wait everybody. Got.
03:10:18
I don't think we have anything to talk about.
03:10:20
What's the topic?
03:10:20
I know in the beginning.
03:10:25
Vlad what's up buddy?
03:10:29
I don't know.
03:10:34
What?
03:10:36
I we happy about this.
03:10:42
Good for you. I.
03:10:49
So this guy was having a mental breakdown, right?
03:10:51
Bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah.
03:10:53
Yeah.
03:10:54
Gary.
03:10:59
Having a mental breakdown.
03:11:01
But they still wouldn't tell kids, though.
03:11:07
Hey, guys,
03:11:08
I got to.
03:11:16
Tell you,
03:11:17
I love there so much.
03:11:22
You know what?
03:11:24
I know that it's very bizarre.
03:11:35
I'm fucking sorry.
03:11:44
That is really bizarre.
03:11:46
As above. So below.
03:11:49
Oops.
03:11:49
I just closed the wrong window.
03:11:52
Yeah, lots of gay people are very smart, so.
03:12:00
Beautiful things.
03:12:02
I'm not.
03:12:10
I'm not.
03:12:15
I don't get to say.
03:12:18
I can't say.
03:12:23
Things on my body.
03:12:28
I'm. What did he say?
03:12:36
Things on my
03:12:39
stuff that's on me.
03:12:41
I look at this.
03:12:45
I don't get upset.
03:12:47
Okay?
03:12:56
I was waiting for that text.
03:12:57
Oh, I got.
03:13:03
Pictures.
03:13:04
Okay. Perfect.
03:13:06
I feel like.
03:13:09
Oh. That's awesome.
03:13:10
These are my stuff.
03:13:14
I mean,
03:13:16
I don't give a shit.
03:13:20
And after they
03:13:22
masturbating.
03:13:24
Masturbating,
03:13:26
masturbating,
03:13:29
masturbating.
03:13:31
That's pretty, pretty.
03:13:31
Minutes happens.
03:13:35
I read into it however you want.
03:13:43
I have no idea what that name is.
03:13:45
Can you read that name?
03:13:47
Andrade El I dolls and draw they el idolo.
03:13:52
It's the idol and draw.
03:13:54
Which is hilarious because his aide.
03:13:56
This is old spinner.
03:13:58
Because it is exit and you return storyline
03:14:02
turned into a WWE exit and return storyline.
03:14:06
So he went back to this.
03:14:07
The the the other one.
03:14:09
Yeah, these are definitely, we just hilarious.
03:14:15
But I, God, I think it's a it's a good life lesson.
03:14:19
It is.
03:14:22
It's probably another old one.
03:14:24
Another name?
03:14:25
Good. More subtle heel tweaking.
03:14:27
I think it's Shinsegae Nakamura's
03:14:29
subtle tweak of the show and never to be seen again.
03:14:33
Or talked about again.
03:14:35
Yeah, he shows you how he was a Royal Rumble this year.
03:14:39
The wrestling story. No, he wasn't.
03:14:41
He was in a Royal Rumble this year.
03:14:42
I don't think it was that Royal Rumble this last year. So,
03:14:47
there's a dessert that contains a place on Earth
03:14:49
where no rain has fallen for years.
03:14:52
That's just seems to be a fact.
03:14:56
I mean, every every dessert, not every dessert.
03:14:59
There's rain that.
03:15:01
Well, one of them has to be the driest.
03:15:05
Right.
03:15:07
I don't remember any of it.
03:15:09
I mean, yeah, but a lot of times they get cold at night, so there's some moisture.
03:15:12
It's just not in the form of,
03:15:17
I don't know, science or prophet or people.
03:15:21
Well, that's clearly people.
03:15:22
That's like an easy ethical question. Yeah.
03:15:24
Lots of gay people are very gay people, too.
03:15:27
I mean, all people, lots of gay talk from.
03:15:32
Yeah, there's a lot of different points.
03:15:35
What is our topic?
03:15:35
What what if you could pick the topic next week?
03:15:38
What would you I think I got like ten minutes in for one scene.
03:15:40
I'll finish this up later.
03:15:42
The site that would be used to their hands then touching stuff.
03:15:46
How does that make you feel? Disasters that make you upset?
03:15:48
Oh, no.
03:15:50
That's, prisoner coughs, wipes their ass or puts their hand down
03:15:53
their pants and shit that you also have to type grotesque.
03:15:57
It's pretty, pretty grotesque.
03:16:00
I'm at the point because I treat everything
03:16:02
like somebody just touched their hand or their nose and sneezed in it.
03:16:07
So I just always wash my hand before I touch important stuff.
03:16:11
Yeah, exactly like my penis.
03:16:13
You wash your hands before you masturbate or after, okay.
03:16:18
Or both.
03:16:24
What happens after death?
03:16:25
Informed comment on that.
03:16:27
Every single version of the debate.
03:16:29
Quick. Oh boy.
03:16:32
That's loaded.
03:16:33
That should be next week's topic.
03:16:36
What happens after death?
03:16:39
Masturbating
03:16:42
right.
03:16:43
That's correct. The kid.
03:16:45
I hope so.
03:16:48
What happens after death? I
03:16:50
yeah, yeah, there's a lot of different toys.
03:16:52
You know, I don't I don't think there are, but like, I'm in the sky.
03:16:57
It's a bird. It's a plane or.
03:17:00
Yes, Superman or dildos.
03:17:07
Right.
03:17:07
Or coming from
03:17:11
his son.
03:17:14
It's a great,
03:17:17
AJ styles, veteran
03:17:19
babyface run and Karrion Kross rivalry.
03:17:23
That's.
03:17:23
I think old Karrion Kross has not been in Italy for a while, but
03:17:26
there's been some deities, there's been some drama with AJ styles as a kid
03:17:32
not wanting and not setting up a ring, even though no one told me should or.
03:17:40
Will that he, I don't know helping do bitch work
03:17:43
when he wasn't supposed to I don't know that is really bizarre.
03:17:47
Who are we going to raid
03:17:49
over?
03:17:50
Cade is going over the Tyler Robinson trial.
03:17:52
Oh, I have to do,
03:17:55
WWE WWE's athlete focus Wrestling's dying
03:18:01
athlete. Focus wrestling.
03:18:03
I don't know if they're athlete focus.
03:18:04
They're just more or less just.
03:18:07
Does that mean, like, when George Kittle, tight end of the San
03:18:09
Francisco 40 Niners, was in the ring wrestling somebody, wrestling somebody?
03:18:13
No, it's just it's just wrestling in a certain generation, it's this everyone.
03:18:18
There's one.
03:18:19
Everyone has the same character and their character is I'm the best wrestler
03:18:24
there used to be.
03:18:25
Like, all right,
03:18:27
gimmicks and stuff like that.
03:18:28
There used to be egos and there used to be able to build story off of that.
03:18:32
Like people. People.
03:18:34
Sure, everyone's
03:18:35
main goal was to win a title, but their fucking character was an
03:18:40
I'm the best wrestler, like, hey, I'm Johnny fucking wrestler, be good.
03:18:44
You know?
03:18:44
It's like it's the most generic vanilla.
03:18:48
I'm just going to wrestle the match good and win that way.
03:18:51
And that's my character because I'm hard working
03:18:53
and I'm just wrestler guy and it's like, no use of Hulk Hogan and the Rock
03:18:58
and Stone Cold Steve Austin and Ric Flair and Kevin Nash and fucking
03:19:02
sounds like you should write a Razor Ramon.
03:19:04
You had fucking a Spock slash fucking six.
03:19:07
Yeah,
03:19:08
yeah, all these characters, Buff Bagwell and fucking
03:19:11
you like, there was so many different Martian Thrasher of the Headbangers.
03:19:16
Yeah, fucking the, the the fucking sounds like I would like them.
03:19:23
The universe's first light, the cosmic microwave background echoes
03:19:26
from 13.8 billion years ago and was accidentally detected by radio
03:19:29
engineers in 1965, fixing an antenna.
03:19:33
Okay, that's more of a fact than a debate point, but okay,
03:19:38
definitely.
03:19:39
If you guys do that, let me know how it works.
03:19:42
I agree that did happen.
03:19:46
Yeah.
03:19:47
I don't know if, the clips get shown tonight.
03:19:50
I'm pretty sure that we have over 16,000 and we just got two in a row.
03:19:55
That's like the ultimate random.
03:19:57
It's over 16.
03:19:58
That's legal with consent.
03:20:00
So I'm good with the.
03:20:02
Oh, I'm sorry, it's over 3100
03:20:05
oh over 31.
03:20:07
That's kind of way too old for you.
03:20:08
Yeah, yeah.
03:20:12
How do I say that?
03:20:14
3000.
03:20:15
And it just picked the same one twice in a row. Let's go for three.
03:20:20
Hell, yeah.
03:20:22
Is digital art real art?
03:20:26
I mean,
03:20:27
digital art, meaning, like, if you draw it digitally or otherwise.
03:20:30
I mean, I, it just says digital.
03:20:33
I think this is before I.
03:20:34
I think this is before I.
03:20:38
I suppose
03:20:40
digital art is still art.
03:20:41
I, I guess it's still art because it's the same shit.
03:20:46
Art is in the eye of the beholder.
03:20:49
I mean, what is the.
03:20:50
I've said this before on the show.
03:20:52
What is the difference between, you know, your.
03:20:57
Most sought after directors that go, hey,
03:21:02
you people do it this way.
03:21:06
Make it that this is how it should be.
03:21:08
And and what's the difference between that and like,
03:21:12
you know, somebody just telling I do this.
03:21:16
Do that. Yep. That's how it should be. Sweet.
03:21:19
You like, what's the difference between that
03:21:23
humans.
03:21:25
Six months.
03:21:27
I don't know, it's just a it's a dictator.
03:21:30
It's just the dictation of it.
03:21:31
It's a Steven Spielberg could be dictating to,
03:21:35
you know, the fucking cast of it.
03:21:38
Or he could be dictating to I who does the same thing.
03:21:42
What's the difference?
03:21:43
Would you rather I can fix this and explain it real quick for you?
03:21:46
Would you rather have sex with a flat screen and I, or your bitch,
03:21:50
as you call her?
03:21:52
And those are the only two.
03:21:53
What her
03:21:55
call her as you call her?
03:21:58
I don't I don't want to call her.
03:21:59
You're on the phone.
03:22:01
No, that's the name that you refer to.
03:22:02
Your to your signature.
03:22:04
Oh, like as you rather have.
03:22:06
I got to go.
03:22:06
Would you rather have a fucker on the phone? You.
03:22:10
You said there's no difference between the art.
03:22:12
So is there no difference between sexual contact?
03:22:15
It's the dictation of the artist. No, I'm not.
03:22:18
It's the year and year in conflating the idea that I'm trying to present.
03:22:22
And it's the dictation of the art, yes, I am.
03:22:26
Why do you ask?
03:22:26
Why do you give the art a producer or a
03:22:29
or a director when they're just dictating what the actor should do?
03:22:34
The actors are doing the real work.
03:22:36
Well, if you go in that vein, then I I'll probably do it
03:22:39
closer to their actual, you know,
03:22:42
whatever they think the image should be.
03:22:45
Exactly. That's what I'm saying.
03:22:46
So yeah.
03:22:48
What's the difference?
03:22:49
Why is it down?
03:22:50
Why is it downplayed as a negative?
03:22:53
I don't think it is. Not that you asked
03:22:55
you or you were doing it.
03:22:57
That's why I brought it up.
03:22:58
I was that I was asking you the picture.
03:23:00
We'll brought it up.
03:23:03
So yeah, I just it by.
03:23:05
You got me.
03:23:05
Art is in the eye of the beholder.
03:23:07
I think that it's perfectly fine
03:23:08
to say this isn't art, and it's perfectly fine to say this is art.
03:23:12
What?
03:23:13
It's up to the person saying it.
03:23:15
That is really bizarre.
03:23:17
If you're a purist, you probably don't like digital art.
03:23:21
Okay, yeah, that makes sense.
03:23:27
Last one.
03:23:30
I thought I had a, Are cemeteries outdated?
03:23:33
If we can just store digital legacies.
03:23:35
Wow. That goes right in with the art and physical, doesn't it?
03:23:38
That's nice. Thank you. Picker.
03:23:39
We'll I appreciate isn't digital legacies just in general what it is anyway?
03:23:45
Yeah.
03:23:45
I don't think you get a choice unless you hire somebody
03:23:48
to delete all your Facebook stuff.
03:23:49
You're going to have a digital legacy.
03:23:51
And that's kind of a I mean, what are you going to walk around
03:23:53
every single cemetery and try to find who you're looking for?
03:23:59
No. You need a digital.
03:24:03
Regardless.
03:24:04
Yeah, but they're saying get rid of the cemetery.
03:24:06
There's no there's only a certain amount of time when like,
03:24:10
the cemeteries don't last forever.
03:24:13
They're going to they're
03:24:16
you're not guaranteed that spot
03:24:18
for the rest of eternity.
03:24:21
Don't don't tell my parents that.
03:24:24
It's usually you only get it for.
03:24:25
So funny you say that because there are contacts that say for when they resell it.
03:24:30
Yes. No. Then they recently
03:24:33
no. In 100 years, ain't nobody visiting you.
03:24:36
They're going to dig it up and sell it to somebody else.
03:24:38
Put you in some, mishmash of they completely disagree with you.
03:24:47
Which is sort of
03:24:50
great.
03:24:53
One day
03:24:53
there'll be a show of some jackass that moved in next door,
03:24:57
and they'll try to shine a light and try to read
03:24:59
with a horribly blurry camera.
03:25:03
It won't work out.
03:25:09
All right.
03:25:09
1111.
03:25:10
One more.
03:25:14
And then I will play the latest anal grab.
03:25:17
Analog.
03:25:19
How language evolves with technology.
03:25:22
Oh that's great.
03:25:22
It evolves through rap.
03:25:33
Yeah.
03:25:35
Hi. I'm analog and welcome to Fledge
03:25:38
Rants Live.
03:26:00
I. It's a pretty old pressure regulator.
03:26:05
Fractures the membrane. It's up in the center.
03:26:06
But this is actually the space pushing execution, bypassing the blueprint.
03:26:09
The window into the gate, into the oxygen is banished.
03:26:12
Every single syllable of pleasantry is banished. Never getting close.
03:26:14
But the letters never travel down to undo the narrative, unravel
03:26:17
the heavy, set them in the shifting cover to the left in swallowing the evidence
03:26:21
to see how deep it goes. Pop. The panic with a river flows.
03:26:23
No hesitation in the in every second measure the
03:26:25
on the trauma that the producer treasured enough to descend into the calling
03:26:29
fresh restoring.
03:26:49
Yes. Definitely.
03:26:50
Fate.
03:26:52
That was pretty.
03:26:52
What?
03:26:54
Oh my gosh!
03:26:57
Bastard!
03:26:58
Yeah, there's a lot of them.
03:26:59
There was a push up in the chamber building. Hi.
03:27:00
You're getting ready to shoot with the microscopic guy.
03:27:02
You're trapped inside the bowels of the corporate institutions,
03:27:05
refusing a solution common to the sentiment.
03:27:06
The narrative is turning stomach acid into the burning
03:27:10
election from inside the station.
03:27:12
Put this in the garbage to the upper level.
03:27:13
Oh, isn't any from the gas brown. Push into the bottle.
03:27:16
Make the purchase list.
03:27:17
All whispers in the dark from an imaginary sister.
03:27:18
Did you really think that you could tell
03:27:19
it to the entry by assassinating every sentry?
03:27:22
Now, never been the more focused into becoming a
03:27:26
right?
03:27:28
Yeah, you're right.
03:27:30
Yeah.
03:27:32
No, no, I do, I absolutely do.
03:27:36
I don't know.
03:27:39
Does anybody have something to smoke?
03:27:42
That was sludge past gold.
03:27:45
I love your.
03:27:48
You kidding me?
03:27:50
It's just no wonder.
03:27:54
Where's the click? Oh.
03:27:58
Oh oh.
03:28:01
You do it
03:28:03
right for that, right?
03:28:05
So that I assume everyone has down syndrome.
03:28:09
You know what I. Why?
03:28:10
I think that's compulsory for the walk 20.
03:28:15
Boundaries through another legal town.
03:28:17
Because read it on the phone. Yep.
03:28:18
And then it goes to the committee.
03:28:20
I'm posting it to the Beacon Veterans.
03:28:22
I suppose we can do
03:28:25
money can't become eastern.
03:28:26
Fire to the highest fire.
03:28:28
No man is better for the listener. Watch another Keenan. Roger something.
03:28:31
Maybe it'll be one left.
03:28:33
It goes all the way to the radiant torch. Oh, yes.
03:28:35
Well, no, just it's the wrong mission.
03:28:37
Happens the of the regulation.
03:28:45
Well, there you have it.
03:28:47
I'm not sure what the point of that was.
03:28:51
Oh, my God, that drives me crazy.
03:28:55
If brother's watching, man, you will love that clip.
03:28:59
So that was kind of interesting.
03:29:03
Fantastic.
03:29:06
To. All right.
03:29:09
Here tonight to show us how to cook like a pro please welcome chef Gary Scoville.
03:29:15
Yeah,
03:29:17
yeah.
03:29:23
So that was kind of interesting.
03:29:24
Just start with your basic this is your artichoke.
03:29:27
Are you're just really fighting to get to the middle of abso lutely nothing.
03:29:32
So we'll put that on the plate and move right into the lettuce.
03:29:35
Maybe the lettuce doesn't have any flavor to it.
03:29:37
Maybe that's what we are.
03:29:39
But we'll see what what you keep in keeping is no longer possible.
03:29:43
Not out there.
03:29:44
Yeah, there's plenty of that as well.
03:29:48
So I have to kill innocent animals. Okay,
03:29:52
now we're
03:29:53
getting into a nice sizzle, which is what everyone says is good.
03:29:57
That means it's going to taste amazing.
03:29:59
There is no God.
03:30:01
What a guy. That's it.
03:30:04
I'm not going anywhere.
03:30:05
As above.
03:30:05
So below.
03:30:09
Yeah.
03:30:10
You know what?
03:30:10
Cooking your pain.
03:30:14
Oh, Jesus.
03:30:16
Get that in there.
03:30:21
So I asked Google get
03:30:23
what's the next fledge trans Live topic for show 172.
03:30:28
If we can come to men and it says the upcoming topic
03:30:32
for Fledge Ranch Live show 172 is 1000 bottoms versus one time.
03:30:36
Shout out to the Boy Scout shocking challenge, man, don't shove it in my ass.
03:30:41
What the fuck?
03:30:44
That doesn't even make sense in my ass.
03:30:47
Yes, yes, but it was my penis. Not.
03:30:49
There was nothing in my ass either.
03:30:51
So it wants us to do that, porn chat.
03:30:53
Had sex with a woman, but to. But
03:30:57
no. Okay, so that's two things that I did
03:31:02
that were gay.
03:31:05
And I've been in a basement
03:31:07
with a lot of guys for a long time.
03:31:10
I could possibly be gay, and they were like 11 and nine,
03:31:14
and they came 11 and nine.
03:31:16
What are you doing, dude?
03:31:18
And they were like 11 and nine, and they came
03:31:20
much.
03:31:24
Nobody would ever watch this.
03:31:29
If we can come to men's,
03:31:31
all the all the lights are out. Power's out.
03:31:34
What are you supposed to do when you come?
03:31:38
I feel bad that I didn't come.
03:31:43
Next week.
03:31:43
Yeah, I think I leaking out of my.
03:31:45
And we're going to go from upset to outrage.
03:31:49
Fuck you. Fuck.
03:31:52
I must first of all, tell you to fuck off as hard as you can.
03:31:57
That's the way
03:31:58
we all became the Brady Bunch.
03:32:01
And I'm so glad you have Brady over the top. And.
03:32:40
And we're going to raid
03:32:44
her. Nick.
03:32:44
Okay.
03:32:44
Stream.
03:32:54
And have a little
03:32:55
infinity. And.