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Up again.
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There has not been one
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fuck up on tonight's show.
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And if I do, you.
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You made it into your niche.
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Somehow.
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We're all online.
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I didn't know how lost I was
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until I found this stream.
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I was be in complete, like some shadows in the tree.
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Only upside the head.
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I was stuck in college.
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Matty. Gary's point of view.
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But you made me feel gay.
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Yeah, you made me feel so gay and then sticky.
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You know I'm a virgin.
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Felt like such is what the dog do when
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I'm a virgin.
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When the child screams
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next to me I'm gonna give you all my love.
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After the disclaimer, it's.
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The view fading fast.
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Right before the clip.
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Please.
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Been saving it all for you.
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Like such as?
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Love emotionally.
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Don't find love in your ass, brother.
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Or at least the algorithm.
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Let's be happy. You're so fine.
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Then you might like such a socially.
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You make me strong.
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Yeah, you make me hard to draw.
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Said something awkwardly.
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Oh, you thought I gay?
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I thought I'll
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when I was scared.
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And it's hard.
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I'm a virgin.
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Hey like such a still is this be me
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I'm a virgin with your heart on.
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Let's do it.
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Oh, oh. Oh.
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You're so fine.
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And you're so mine.
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Like.
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Such as consensual.
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Allegedly.
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I'll be yours till the end of time.
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Hangs a constant.
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Till we go to level. Technically.
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Because you made me feel.
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Yeah, you made me feel like such is above.
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So tell me I'm a virgin.
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Hey, like such is not alone
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I'm a virgin.
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Not too.
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But in its own.
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Oh, I'm a virgin.
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Oh, I'm a virgin.
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Feel so good inside. Have.
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Like such.
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Just don't unpack that line.
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When you hold me.
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Or tight in your heart.
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Beats when Garry snaps back.
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And you love me.
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Oh hey, why do 000
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I'm a virgin. Oh.
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Now roll the disclaimer.
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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It's just a scripted comedy show.
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These guys are not experts, doctors,
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lawyers, therapists, or even particularly well-adjusted.
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Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm,
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or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people events is purely coincidental and kind of hilarious.
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They are not a response for emotional damage, cognitive
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dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urge to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from H.R.
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will be hearing about this. By the way.
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Hi, Dave.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing,
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or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed in front of a live studio
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audience.
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00000. Oh.
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Oh. Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Putting on a show at 10 p.m.
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eastern on every Monday night.
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And in order to do that,
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my alarm has to go off to wake me up from first sleep.
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Hi, I'm Jim, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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Thank you to my esteemed colleague,
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executive producer and director, Brady.
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For waking me this fine evening
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so that we can continue this
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long time honored tradition.
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We've got a lot of,
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astounding traditions, fun traditions, just traditions.
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The traditions that we should, honor and continue.
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We have some that should be continued that have fallen by the wayside.
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And we've got some, I'm reminded of the story
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of the mother teaching
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her daughter how to cook the family's
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Easter ham.
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And they started with this big ham.
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And the mother showed her that they always
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cut the wide part for big, the big end
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right off the thing and discard it.
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And the daughter said, why don't why do we do that?
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She said, you know, I don't know is how we've always done it.
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This is our tradition.
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This is the way it's always been done.
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Let's let's call your grandmother.
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So mother calls, her mother says, hey, why?
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Why don't we cut off the big part of the ham?
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Well, in preparing for the Easter Ham.
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And the grandmother says, I don't know, let's call my mother.
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So the grandmother calls her mother
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and asks, hey, why do we cut
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off the big part of the head when we start preparing the Easter ham?
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And she said, well, we never had an oven big enough for the
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the whole hand to fit inside.
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Tradition.
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Sometimes,
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if we don't know why we're doing it,
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maybe we shouldn't do it.
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Pardon me.
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I'm normally a little more prepared than this.
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And not wearing my jammies
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under my lab coat, but lab coats.
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Part of the tradition. Or is that ritual?
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I'm not certain, but we do have a lot of traditions
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that are falling by the wayside that I welcome
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and that I think need to continue that have kind of
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slipped through our fingers.
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One of those is the simple daily ritual
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of sitting down and eating dinner as a family.
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Nightly supper
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with the family is a time to share
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your day's events with your loved ones,
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and it is a time honored tradition that needs to continue.
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And I see less and less and less of it in the everyday
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lives of American families.
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I think this is a tradition that should continue.
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There are some traditions that I think shouldn't continue,
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but I think there are new traditions
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we should start, maybe take their place,
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and there are things that we have forgotten.
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There are whole civilizations that we've lost all of their traditions
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that maybe we should honor in some way,
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or at least memorialize
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and remember.
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So I've got a lot of a lot of those type of things to,
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to get to today, parts of our tradition.
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On the show, we, we see, like I mentioned last week,
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baby goats doing parkour.
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We do have a sandwich segment.
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We've got, some, some new things that I like, food
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that I think that should continue.
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Like, who said it? That's a great game.
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It's trivia.
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I love flash drives. Trivia.
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So maybe we'll get to that today.
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I turned in some songs to be mashed up with our theme song
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and,
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and you're going to hear those and, the ones I've chosen,
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one is an old temptation song that everyone will be familiar with.
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It's old.
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The other song I just selected this evening,
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is not quite as old, but it's the it's a not even a classic.
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It's a B-side
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of, of a band that you heard last week
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in our introduction.
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Radiohead and,
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and so this should be a fairly
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interesting show.
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I have uncovered a new.
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Conspiracy theory.
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And this one is the mother of all conspiracy theories.
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This is the forgetting.
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And we're going to we're going to delve into that.
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It's, fascinating.
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And, to get us just the tip of the iceberg.
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Roll the clip. Ready, sir?
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Yes, sir.
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What about mental
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asylums of the 1800s were never built for insane people at all.
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Look at these buildings.
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They're absolutely massive.
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Thousands of rooms, entire wings stretching for what seems like forever.
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Some of them look more like palaces, cathedrals or government complexes
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than hospitals.
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And that raises a strange question why would anyone build mental
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asylums on this scale,
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especially when most people at the time were living in small wooden homes?
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History tells us these places were built to house the mentally ill.
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But some researchers believe
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there may have been another purpose, because in the late 1800s and early 1900s,
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people could be institutionalized for reasons that sound unbelievable.
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Today.
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Questioning authority.
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Refusing social norms, holding unconventional beliefs,
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or simply being considered difficult to control.
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And then there is another mystery.
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Many of these buildings were later abandoned, demolished, or left to decay.
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Some of the most impressive structures of their era simply disappeared,
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almost like nobody wanted future generations asking questions about them.
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Now combine that with theories about lost history, old world
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architecture, and hidden chapters of the past.
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And a disturbing possibility begins to emerge.
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What if these buildings were not created to treat people who were mentally ill,
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but to remove people who challenged the system?
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Because if history is written by the victors, how will we ever know
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the difference?
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More likely, they just got so rundown they couldn't keep
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maintaining them and they were replaced with modern
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architecture and technology,
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possibly in a.
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It's weird how he went.
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They're all gone.
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Like they're trying to hide their existence from you.
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Many, many, many, many reasons.
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Many, many buildings.
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Anyway, everything he said could be true.
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I wasn't ready for a show to start.
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I had lots more traditional stuff like, the person I.
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The state's list.
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I always had a second home.
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And that goes all the way back to Mount Vernon
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and all the way through.
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You lived in
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Mar a Lago?
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Great goaltender from the Red wings.
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Sea of the sea.
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It's Spanish to sea to Lake.
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And it's just stretch of land
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that stretches from the sea to this lagoon.
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And, And so that's why Mario is easy to lake in Spanish.
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So I started by so, so lady,
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the widow who inherited the the post fortune
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from cereal fame for cereal.
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Cereal? Yeah.
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Super cereal. And a super cereal.
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Well, we've got more on the forgetting
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and those, lunatic asylums.
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It's.
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Today we're we're we're
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digging a new rabbit hole.
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I'm sure you're going to list some traditions in your monologue, so let's.
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These are the strangest traditions around the world.
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So in Denmark, if you're single, when you turn 25,
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friends and family will throw cinnamon at you as a way to silly shame you.
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And if you're thirsty, they'll swap out the cinnamon for pepper.
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Germans practice culture
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bend before a wedding, whereby friends and family break porcelain items
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like dining sets and vases for the couple to clean up together, as do vendors.
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At times, a tribe in the Amazon rainforest requires buoys to withstand 200 minutes
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of being bitten by bullet ants
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without shedding a single tear in order to transition to, say, bad boys.
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Karnataka, India. In did you see that?
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They transition to the men, but they weren't girls.
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Well weird man.
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ABC, BBT
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well, it ends without shedding the East Coast family
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being a man in Karnataka,
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India, infants are thrown off the top of a 30 meter temple roof
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and caught in a blanket by people below to showcase their devotion to the temple.
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So there the baby is as above, thrown below.
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I see what you're getting at.
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There value oral hygiene in the workplace and want to keep things fresh up there.
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Which honestly, I think everybody should start doing.
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There's a monkey buffet best of all and but you should wait a little bit
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after you eat for your saliva to work before you brush it away.
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Island.
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We're buying the last Sunday of every November.
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There's large amounts of food
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that are left out for the monkeys in order to gain favor from the primates.
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And finally, a town near Valencia, Spain, hosts a massive food fight called
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Lots and Lots, where 40,000 people throw overripe tomatoes at each other.
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Pretty cool right? These are no,
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not you mentioned that above.
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So below.
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Another fine tradition on this show.
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And, it's from Hermetic wisdom
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and which is an also an ancient,
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tradition.
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I spent two hours today listening to a lecture on,
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Western magic tradition.
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I thought you could only hermetically sealed something.
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What's a hermetic tradition?
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Hermes.
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It's a sealed tradition.
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Herpes?
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No. Hermes.
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The god.
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The Greek god, was there,
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once had Hermes, but they gave me a shot, and it cleared right up, right?
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Right of,
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God, that goes by a lot of different names
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that, built the pyramids or one.
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And they, the mystics believe
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that there's, allegedly
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knowledge and there's these, these secret schools
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that teach the the Hermetic Teachings to this day.
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And and if I was to open a secret school like that,
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I would have, as above,
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carved into the the doorway, the archway of the entrance.
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And then maybe just a rug, just a temporary rug, permanently
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carved as above, and then a temporary rug
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that says so below.
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So I actually have to replace the rug as it wears out
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to complete the phrase.
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But there's more.
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There's actually a second part to that, and it's,
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so as without so within,
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so without doesn't sound like outside.
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I'm sorry. You say it right.
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But with it. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Without means you don't have it
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as within.
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And, and so, the thing is that just the, the language, the grammar, the,
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the way it means, what it means in modern,
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parlance is, has changed.
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Now, we do have the same within.
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Everything is within. Everything is without
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rhyme, either within or without.
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We have some bizarre customs
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and traditions, but we're going to wait for Rumble for those because I can't.
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Okay, that's a good idea.
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Okay, for the three of them, we also have a weird body
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like dysmorphia, finger cutting, and Indonesia.
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The women of the Danny people historically amputate part of their fingers
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to physically manifest the grief of losing a close family member.
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No, it's gross
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baby.
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That's a tradition that should put side foot binding.
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Young girls had their fingers tightly bound and broken
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with cloths to reshape them into tiny, little ornamental lotus feet.
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They were, yeah,
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yeah, but they could barely walk.
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That's. Yeah.
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That's not sharing the screen should know.
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I'm just reading. It's.
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We're just I'm just
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cutting into the monologue time because it was, you know, boring.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah. You cut me short. Oh. Here.
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Here's one for you. Draw.
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You might relate to toe wrestling.
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Competitors meet annual
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in a pub born sport to lock bare toes
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and try to pin each other's foot, much like arm wrestling.
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And we will have a video of that.
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Oh yeah, I don't want to watch that.
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But I did want to discuss is it Rumble time with him
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that triggers my brain rumble?
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Wow. Yeah,
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I'm fucking age.
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But there are traditions that we should should discuss.
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The three of us, that,
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either that you do like or you don't like, or you think we should start.
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Okay, Gary.
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Not limited to those three,
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but I do like, don't like.
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And should start a new.
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Like us.
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It's a new tradition I brought up during the monologue.
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What was what was there was, who said it?
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That's a fantastic segment.
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I love that, that's fun for me.
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Do we have, a teaser?
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What what's the topic on the the agenda for the USA?
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I don't know, maybe the topic is the fucking topic.
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Why do you pick a topic?
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And then you're going to go, where's the topic?
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It's the topic I know, my Lord.
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It doesn't matter.
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I wonder if son of a bitch said you're son of a bitch.
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Anything about tradition?
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Seems like I said, most of all, I'm going to get me.
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Well, regardless.
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Speaking of traditions, guess what?
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That's not Jack.
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This is Batman.
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I just started this.
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This is quite late.
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That's a great example.
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Thanks. Plural.
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Plural noun.
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Close.
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Beautiful.
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Yes, we do have, we do have some.
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Who said it obviously is going to focus on tradition.
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And then I just threw a curveball at the end
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because I was tired of the, responses.
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I was going to get out of tradition.
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So I've got one, two,
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three, four, five involving tradition and then one curveball at the end.
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So, oh. Okay.
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I was going to work on, I was going to work on a bumper
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this afternoon, but I did not get a chance to.
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But I have a song in mind and the way to kind of formulate it really quick.
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So I have I'm kind of excited about that.
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But I spent my afternoon, well, working number one.
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But then number two, sleeping number three, working on,
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the UAP video that I, or not video,
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but pictures because it's hard to get, you know, that exposure at night.
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So I have to use the whatever the stupid
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night night exposure.
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But I have evidence of UAP and up north Michigan
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from the, the, last week. So.
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Okay, I'd like Brady to, I know Brady's a skeptic on on lights in the sky.
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He's always got reasons, but, I don't know, every everything
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that I've come across just doesn't seem
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like it fully makes sense.
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So. Right. We can.
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We could discuss that.
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Later.
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We can ask us that now when you're ready to, figure out something.
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There was also, at some point I want to discuss,
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which is probably gonna be rumble
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exclusive only as the, Wheel of Fortune scandal involving, Jim Thornton.
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That's that's pretty interesting.
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Okay. That's good news to me.
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I don't know about that one. Yeah.
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That's great.
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I'm. So I'm gonna look forward to.
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Very good. Yep.
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He's no longer on, Wheel of Fortune,
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but he's no longer on Wheel of Fortune, and they're actually going to go through
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and Reedit the old episodes
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and re voice over his stuff.
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So you can only imagine
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what if what you need to do in order for them to do that,
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you know, that quickly he wasn't even charged.
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I mean, he's able
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what did he say?
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Right?
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Oh, my.
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Yeah, I don't know anything about that.
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Yeah.
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No. So this week I was kind of busy exploring this.
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This the forgetting thing.
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This is curious.
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Why did you forget? Did you forget?
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I think I think we've,
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got amnesia as a society.
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And there's a lot of stuff that we don't know, but, do you want to play this?
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One of those is that your brain will always,
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What?
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Full of orphans, train loads?
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Multiple train loads.
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But apparently, the last person
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to remember the old world, died in 1923.
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She revealed everything at this out.
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And in her final hours, she old world what she did like folklore.
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Not miss. Yeah.
00:28:07
Not the confused ramblings of an aging mind.
00:28:10
Oh. She described was a world with heated roads.
00:28:13
Buildings that needed
00:28:14
no fire to stay warm and towers that pulled light from the sky.
00:28:19
She called it simply the world before the forgetting.
00:28:22
I couldn't stop thinking about my God.
00:28:26
Let me tell you exactly what I found.
00:28:27
We all got married.
00:28:28
Principle Archives Sub Registry seven filed under deceased
00:28:32
unverified origins, a category that I later discovered
00:28:37
shouldn't exist at all, and a Swiss administrative law,
00:28:40
and yet contains hundreds of entries spanning from 1890 to 1941.
00:28:46
Oh my God, I'll on. This woman is thin.
00:28:48
I got disturbingly thin for pages.
00:28:54
A handwritten admission record
00:28:55
from the Hurt and Wake Charitable Clinic dated March 9th, 1119.
00:28:59
A nursing log with sporadic entries, a death certificate marked April 14th,
00:29:04
1923, and a single transcribed testimony,
00:29:09
two pages, typewritten unevenly, as if
00:29:12
whoever typed it stop frequently, as if they needed to pause.
00:29:16
Her name was recorded as martyr, just martyr, no surname.
00:29:23
When asked for a family name upon admission, she reportedly replied in
00:29:27
accented German that the admitting nurse described as a child Hitler.
00:29:31
For more like old court speed. We got some of that too.
00:29:34
But surnames were a recent invention and she had never needed one.
00:29:39
That single detail kept me up might
00:29:43
not be unusual.
00:29:44
Admission not the full page file in an archive
00:29:47
designed to erase people as if they never existed.
00:29:50
It was that phrase.
00:29:52
Surnames were a recent invention, and she had never needed one
00:29:56
because she was right.
00:29:57
Widespread hereditary surnames in Central Europe didn't become truly standardized
00:30:02
until the late 18th and early 19th centuries.
00:30:06
That's documented.
00:30:07
She said it casually as a fact.
00:30:10
As someone who had lived through the transition.
00:30:12
The transcribed testimony begins mid-sentence,
00:30:16
as if the typist began recording late,
00:30:18
as if they didn't initially think what she was saying mattered.
00:30:22
And then I suspect they realized it did.
00:30:26
Well.
00:30:26
Apparently, the latest person I baby was with you.
00:30:31
I really it takes me a little bit of time to understand what he was saying.
00:30:34
You know what I mean?
00:30:36
But they couldn't be verified it.
00:30:39
He did roads and houses
00:30:41
being heated with a fire.
00:30:45
I like how you take this speculation.
00:30:47
Then you're like, oh, but you won't take the speculation of
00:30:51
Jesus and not go, oh,
00:30:54
oh yeah.
00:30:54
I go home and, it's just that the more you dig
00:30:59
on the story of Jesus, I dig.
00:31:02
I did more okay for my brother. How much?
00:31:05
How much work did you do?
00:31:06
The digging on the story of the old world.
00:31:09
Heated roads. None.
00:31:11
Very little.
00:31:13
This one reaction video that this guy.
00:31:15
Poorly made.
00:31:16
Here's where it goes, Gary.
00:31:17
I would argue so easily.
00:31:18
Well, yes, but people aren't.
00:31:20
It's not, soul we're talking about here.
00:31:23
It's.
00:31:25
I guess it could be your life if this.
00:31:26
If there's some other life I take back when I said Korea.
00:31:30
Yeah.
00:31:30
I don't know if it's terribly important, but,
00:31:36
I'm not convinced that it's true either.
00:31:39
One of the interesting facts that I saw was a, a map
00:31:43
that predates, the founding of San Francisco
00:31:49
by 150 years.
00:31:50
That had s Francisco written right in the spot where San Francisco is.
00:31:56
And, all the the buildings,
00:31:59
you find this map laying in the street or, like, what,
00:32:03
knows one of these crackpot videos.
00:32:08
But that,
00:32:10
another crackpot video showed,
00:32:14
allegedly, supposedly all of the,
00:32:18
what was supposed to be construction videos
00:32:21
of some large community lights, like,
00:32:24
downtown centers.
00:32:27
The people working
00:32:29
were working on building these structures.
00:32:32
They were digging the landscape away from it,
00:32:37
like they weren't working on the structure.
00:32:39
They were clearing the rubble around it,
00:32:44
like I've always claimed.
00:32:46
I've claimed for a long time that the Egyptians didn't build the pyramids.
00:32:50
They found them.
00:32:50
They walked through the desert. Wow.
00:32:53
These are unclaimed.
00:32:55
These are ours.
00:32:58
Now it's kind of looking like
00:33:01
there are American centers of civilization
00:33:04
that we just walked up on and claimed as our own
00:33:09
that nobody that this is related
00:33:12
to any of the the founders built.
00:33:16
They just claim the story about the last person who remembered
00:33:20
the old world that was alive in 1923, and she revealed everything is a scene
00:33:25
from The Taylor Sheridan Show, 1923.
00:33:29
It's not even real.
00:33:30
But the movie is the show.
00:33:32
Yeah. Oh my God.
00:33:34
Okay,
00:33:35
it's still fascinating, isn't it?
00:33:37
As fascinating as the greatest story ever told. No.
00:33:43
I've been claiming since the first Fly Dragons before
00:33:46
this was a tradition that history is a lot the.
00:33:50
I think I agree with you, but then what?
00:33:53
When does history start?
00:33:56
Right after you say something?
00:33:58
I don't
00:34:00
I don't know if anything that's not true.
00:34:03
Is history.
00:34:06
So, I'm
00:34:09
not sure if we know any historical facts here.
00:34:12
I have one. Oh, yes.
00:34:14
Tell me one in in La Quinta del Diablo.
00:34:18
Well, is a really long, fancy Spanish name for Guatemala.
00:34:21
People sweep up trash on every corner of their home
00:34:24
and burn it in a massive pile with an effigy of the devil
00:34:27
on top to clear out the previous year's evils before Christmas.
00:34:32
So they sweep it from the corners
00:34:34
toward the middle of the home and have a fire in the middle of the home.
00:34:38
Or where where does where do they have the fire?
00:34:41
Okay, so I think sweep trash from every corner of their homes is a,
00:34:48
What's that literal word that I can't think of at the moment?
00:34:51
That is kind of an exaggeration for a fact,
00:34:53
but it's also involved in storytelling like you don't really
00:34:57
you're not really hungry enough to eat a horse.
00:35:00
All right. Yeah.
00:35:02
So I think every corner of their homes just means all of it.
00:35:06
All of it. Every corner. Okay. Yeah.
00:35:09
Thank you.
00:35:09
Thank you for, acting the fool, baby jumping.
00:35:13
We did that one I can't.
00:35:17
Yeah. That one.
00:35:18
No, we did the baby tossing into the blankets.
00:35:21
Oh, wait.
00:35:22
This one might be different than it is.
00:35:23
It is different.
00:35:24
Baby jumping in Spain.
00:35:25
Mess men mess.
00:35:29
Mess dressed.
00:35:30
Men dressed as devils leap over infants born in their previous year during
00:35:35
the duration of our cultural festival, to cleanse them of their original sin.
00:35:41
Original sin.
00:35:43
Isn't that delightful?
00:35:46
Totally guilty of that.
00:35:47
You didn't do so.
00:35:49
I don't see all these things.
00:35:51
It just doesn't make sense.
00:35:52
Original sin is a concept
00:35:54
to tell people that no matter how hard you live your life,
00:35:58
you will break moral codes.
00:36:01
You will.
00:36:02
Even doing your best probably break laws.
00:36:08
Right?
00:36:08
I mean, that's the way I take it.
00:36:11
Yeah, but I'm kind of.
00:36:16
A poor
00:36:16
all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.
00:36:20
Something like that.
00:36:20
Yeah,
00:36:22
right.
00:36:24
Yeah. So
00:36:27
on. Oh,
00:36:29
hey, my dog learned a new trick this week.
00:36:32
It's his new favorite game with what he was doing in the background
00:36:35
where he was barking and barking, barking and space off during the theme music.
00:36:39
How many times do you have to play the same music? Before I sat down
00:36:43
once, I just made sure that I knew you're going to be late.
00:36:46
So I wrote the theme to be three minutes 10s long to give you extra time.
00:36:49
Oh oh,
00:36:52
and when I did it, I said, why am I doing this?
00:36:54
Our intro introduction is already so long
00:36:58
I but the people that
00:37:01
yeah.
00:37:06
Let's see 100 he doesn't recognize it.
00:37:11
He didn't he didn't like pop right up.
00:37:14
Yes he did,
00:37:16
but he was ready to attack whoever was making that sound.
00:37:20
He realizes his voice.
00:37:23
But he does.
00:37:24
Basketball knows no great.
00:37:29
He can't even get it.
00:37:31
I think he's just.
00:37:32
Yeah, I think he's just too stupid to realize that
00:37:35
he can't beat it.
00:37:36
But he's still trying.
00:37:38
He just knows.
00:37:39
Is it running not just around the back yet?
00:37:42
And I'm seriously. That's what he was doing.
00:37:44
I open the door.
00:37:45
He knows that through the door and in through the barn.
00:37:50
Yeah.
00:37:50
You got up to here, but this is kind of an elevated stage.
00:37:54
So he couldn't get it up here.
00:37:56
So I grabbed it, threw it outside and then get it over there.
00:38:00
And he was like,
00:38:00
hey, don't leave me outside with this best scary theory basketball.
00:38:04
But my dog plays basketball.
00:38:06
Now, do you?
00:38:08
You don't seem to like dog off.
00:38:09
And apparently I don't know.
00:38:11
Have you seen airborne?
00:38:11
Oh oh 40 years old.
00:38:14
Do have like,
00:38:16
I think there's an air bud two.
00:38:17
Should we make an air?
00:38:18
Yeah, there's air, but like 16, bro. They like the plays.
00:38:21
Every sport, dude.
00:38:22
He plays every sport, right?
00:38:24
Spoiler alert.
00:38:25
Fucking idiot.
00:38:27
The ice skating once sucked.
00:38:31
What was that?
00:38:31
What was that call that had a corny name? Didn't
00:38:35
oh, I hope,
00:38:36
I hope to God there wasn't much air but ice skates.
00:38:39
No, I don't I don't think there was.
00:38:41
Gary, give me a noun.
00:38:46
Particle.
00:38:49
Fantastic.
00:38:52
LAPD already ruined it.
00:38:53
Listen, open your nice big bro.
00:38:57
They said play with the word. You ask for a noun.
00:38:59
And then we went right to Encyclopedia, a PDA, which is close to dictionaries.
00:39:02
Why? I'm saying first edition, 1770.
00:39:05
They're all reference books. If you get what?
00:39:07
I'm one turn to green territory.
00:39:09
It's right there.
00:39:10
Described as a large weight territory.
00:39:12
That's the other side of the Great Wall of China.
00:39:14
They're the ones that built the Great Wall of China, the Tartar Koreans,
00:39:17
the Italians then?
00:39:19
No, there's Tartaglia, barbarian
00:39:22
and, Caucasian.
00:39:25
Is that where that fish sauce comes from?
00:39:29
Tartar?
00:39:29
Yeah, that's our territory.
00:39:31
Our is the world state in the world,
00:39:34
spanning from the Volga River and west all the way to the Pacific Ocean.
00:39:37
And these bigger than any empire you ever taught about the school.
00:39:41
Now open the map from the 1600s or the 1700s.
00:39:44
It's on there, too.
00:39:45
Green territory labeled clearly with borders, with capital,
00:39:49
cities, with geographic detail.
00:39:51
Cartographers across Europe for centuries, from the 1300s to the 1800s.
00:39:56
It was on the map.
00:39:57
And then it wasn't. Here's where it gets heavy.
00:39:59
In January 2013, Russian President Vladimir Putin
00:40:03
opened a national archive and made historical authoritarian maps public.
00:40:07
He said this,
00:40:08
and I'm reading his actual words and the Encyclopedia Britannica of 1771.
00:40:13
The Land of Our Ancestors is described as the largest and most developed state
00:40:17
called great territories.
00:40:19
There are many documents and maps.
00:40:21
Some of them are in Russian geographical Society.
00:40:23
A level of development of the civilization of our ancestors
00:40:27
was incomparably higher than what we were taught.
00:40:30
Official history tries to convince us otherwise.
00:40:32
Those are Putin's words, not a conspiracy theory, not a YouTuber.
00:40:36
The president of Russia lingers the chain darkly.
00:40:39
The stone slab found in Russia
00:40:40
that appears to show a detailed relief map of the rural region with canals,
00:40:45
with the appearance of an aviation system referred to by Putin as evidence
00:40:49
as level of technological development, mainstream history says didn't exist.
00:40:53
In 1967, CIA report even referenced our area.
00:40:56
So we have the first Encyclopedia Britannica, hundreds of years of maps,
00:41:01
a Russian presidential speech, a CIA report,
00:41:04
a stone slab with a map carved into it, all pointing to the same place.
00:41:08
The civilization of mainstream history says didn't exist.
00:41:10
There was on the map for 500 years, 500, and then disappeared
00:41:14
from every book, every map, every classroom in the same century.
00:41:18
Next episode, we're going to talk about what they think happened to
00:41:21
be another forgotten tradition.
00:41:24
And this is these are civilizations,
00:41:28
lost civilizations that we know about.
00:41:32
And, territory is one of them.
00:41:34
Territory is a big one.
00:41:38
That was real.
00:41:40
It was modern humans.
00:41:42
And the existing places
00:41:45
that the people live now
00:41:49
and their forgotten traditions, all of it.
00:41:52
The whole history wiped clean.
00:41:55
It's kind of happened.
00:41:56
An infinite,
00:41:59
undetermined amount of time, just over and over.
00:42:02
I mean, like people take territory, they rename it.
00:42:05
It happens all the time.
00:42:08
That's true.
00:42:09
I've got, a buddy
00:42:12
that went back to the old country, and it used to be Yugoslavia.
00:42:16
You might remember it.
00:42:16
Best buy the the the mini cars that they try to send.
00:42:21
Here you go.
00:42:23
And that was a failed attempt at what was very successful
00:42:27
with the Volkswagen Beetle, because we had this bug craze in the 70s.
00:42:33
And then they tried to revive it back in the early 2000.
00:42:37
That didn't really catch on.
00:42:39
But the original Volkswagen Beetle,
00:42:42
I mean, the bulk had, Herbie the Love Bug.
00:42:47
Oh, that is cute.
00:42:51
You know, that stupid fucking movie with,
00:42:53
that redheaded bitch,
00:42:56
Molly Ringwald?
00:42:58
Yeah. Molly ringwald. We're too old.
00:43:01
Another redheaded bitch.
00:43:02
I know Aquaman, Lohan, Lindsay Lohan.
00:43:07
Oh, Lohan.
00:43:08
Lindsay Lohan.
00:43:11
Oh, is she in a remake of the local?
00:43:15
Oh, no. It was.
00:43:16
I was the only one that's called Macedonia now.
00:43:19
And what about Romania?
00:43:21
That's just named after Rome
00:43:24
that had an ancient name.
00:43:27
Egypt was was always called,
00:43:30
before we renamed it to Egypt.
00:43:33
That don't make sense.
00:43:34
Deutschland.
00:43:37
Oh, Germany.
00:43:38
Yeah.
00:43:40
It's still Deutschland.
00:43:42
All right.
00:43:42
I haven't heard it said that, Lake Ontario.
00:43:47
Oh, there's another one.
00:43:50
Forgotten tradition.
00:43:51
New Mexico. It.
00:43:54
No I think that's.
00:43:56
No he's he literally what.
00:43:58
He wants to change it to New America now
00:44:01
that's a real thing that that happened.
00:44:03
He didn't change it.
00:44:04
Oh no he didn't change it yet.
00:44:06
But he said it.
00:44:09
He's got issues.
00:44:11
What's wrong with that?
00:44:12
What do you mean, he has issues?
00:44:14
What about.
00:44:14
I mean,
00:44:16
maybe you're early 80s too.
00:44:19
Too old to be running a country.
00:44:22
Who named it to begin with?
00:44:25
Who named the states
00:44:28
I did, I, I, I didn't,
00:44:31
I'm just saying who who, who has the authority
00:44:35
to name these things, who in the past has done it?
00:44:39
And what is their status and caliber been to the United States or what
00:44:42
they've done or what their contributions are?
00:44:44
Who are they?
00:44:46
Who who is threat for Delaware to to name the state Delaware?
00:44:50
What a weird name that is.
00:44:51
Or Connecticut or or San Francisco.
00:44:55
Who's that asshole on the map?
00:44:59
Who's this
00:44:59
Washington guy that not only names a state after himself with the Capitol?
00:45:03
Like, who's that? Fuck.
00:45:05
I've got more on. What does he think he is?
00:45:08
Was just saying everything else I,
00:45:11
it's kind of like Elon Musk becoming president of the United States,
00:45:15
just based on the fact that he's the richest.
00:45:17
It's actually very much like Donald Trump being president.
00:45:19
There's more fucking Barack Obama fucking highways or whatever the fuck.
00:45:24
And he wasn't even president not that long ago.
00:45:26
So I don't understand why like and all he's doing
00:45:29
is naming it in the sake of our country and our continent.
00:45:34
Our continent is America.
00:45:35
We are the United States of America.
00:45:38
Oh, America. Yeah, yeah.
00:45:40
We're so all he's doing is just naming it after the entire continent.
00:45:44
The US Board of Geographic Names
00:45:47
holds the primary administrative authority for standardizing names.
00:45:52
Okay.
00:45:53
The U.S Board of Geographic Names
00:45:57
all capitalized.
00:46:00
Or the BGN for short.
00:46:05
Establishes oh my property.
00:46:06
The the country, the nation of Darya.
00:46:09
When do you think it was established?
00:46:12
1742 1890.
00:46:17
Okay.
00:46:18
You don't think these other countries don't have different names for our shit
00:46:21
like Dopey Head Lake and Dick head County?
00:46:26
Yeah, I do, jerk what river we call a whole bunch of different things.
00:46:32
Shit. What we call it.
00:46:34
I do when I'm trying to drive there.
00:46:36
Yeah, I go to Lake Ontario.
00:46:38
You go take, you know, Lake Ontario, fill in the blank with something.
00:46:41
You drive to what you're like, take me to fucking where all the little boys.
00:46:46
I've only driven through part of New Mexico.
00:46:48
I don't know anybody that really wants to go there.
00:46:50
Unless you want to fuck around in Roswell.
00:46:52
Yeah, I drove through Nebraska for, like, a week.
00:46:54
One day.
00:46:57
Yeah, I know what kind of a name is that?
00:47:01
Fucking stupid Cornhuskers.
00:47:05
Stupid Nebraska.
00:47:08
What does that even go?
00:47:09
Well, the guy's name was Neb, and they kept saying, where are you?
00:47:13
Where are you? And they said, Neb bass.
00:47:15
Yeah, Neb.
00:47:17
That bastard. No brass rascal.
00:47:19
That's.
00:47:20
That's not a thing.
00:47:24
Ten steps.
00:47:25
Oh. Housekeeping games.
00:47:26
This is what we need now.
00:47:28
Oh, yeah.
00:47:29
Dude, this is real. And I'm surprised there isn't a huge outrage.
00:47:32
And where are the men?
00:47:32
Where's the men's?
00:47:33
I like the connection to this two.
00:47:36
So in a the kids say traditional short, they just say trad
00:47:40
and they want a trad wife.
00:47:42
Housekeeping games is the way to do it.
00:47:45
Aight.
00:47:45
Otherwise known as the Yacht Show returned over the weekend
00:47:48
and one of the more unique competitions was the housekeeping Games.
00:47:52
Housekeeping.
00:47:53
Really cool. Come on. Oh my goodness.
00:47:56
But we're perching like hold on.
00:47:58
Okay, so I understand it's a game, but if anybody if my wife is mopping
00:48:03
like that, I'm going to nap to knock that shit out of your hand.
00:48:05
You want to go back and forth and you want to put pressure on the map.
00:48:08
All right.
00:48:08
On the map, all they're doing is getting the floor wet.
00:48:12
That is not my space.
00:48:13
You need to scrub, honey. Come on, get that lift. That stain.
00:48:16
Yeah. It's all about killing the.
00:48:17
They don't know until the end. It's not the fastest.
00:48:20
It's the cleanest.
00:48:20
So why are we using these outmoded mops?
00:48:23
I thought we learned that these just spread more bacteria than they resolve.
00:48:26
But no, see, not if you do it right
00:48:29
with a lot, you know, the proper mix of,
00:48:31
you know, those useless shit ton of bleach is what you're doing, is I.
00:48:35
I didn't say it. You said it.
00:48:36
Other people said it. I wouldn't say it.
00:48:39
The best bleach we have, you can put bleach.
00:48:42
It'll it'll shut.
00:48:43
Can you can we drink the bleach and cure Covid?
00:48:46
Oh, good. Fucking good call.
00:48:48
I've got a video.
00:48:49
Good time right now. This.
00:48:52
And the accuracy looks really good as well.
00:48:54
Yeah. I want to see a referee at the end blowing the whistle trip.
00:48:56
No foul flag.
00:48:58
Whatever. You got to go back and do it again.
00:49:00
Look, there's nothing there's absolutely nothing on any of these rugs.
00:49:03
These rugs are already clean. These women are.
00:49:07
I'm not going to say something impolite
00:49:08
because we're still on YouTube and.
00:49:12
I love the technique.
00:49:14
The team.
00:49:15
What are they doing?
00:49:16
It's steady. I see some of the other competitors.
00:49:18
Like, really, really, really trying to.
00:49:20
Like I saying they're covering the rug, but there's bits that they're not like,
00:49:23
no, no, they did not cover the rug.
00:49:25
So you missed that part.
00:49:26
And I will back up gladly for you for the comment.
00:49:29
This comment wouldn't stand a competition.
00:49:30
Be try to suck everything up like clean the rug right there.
00:49:33
I have to go find a new job.
00:49:35
Yeah, look at how the rug starts.
00:49:36
There's one fucking peanut right there in the middle rug.
00:49:39
The other two rugs are spotless.
00:49:41
This is what this is.
00:49:42
Before they started
00:49:44
right here. This is before they started.
00:49:46
They're all lined up.
00:49:47
There's two things on the center.
00:49:49
All the rest of them are spotless.
00:49:51
Oh, it's so you like you're supposed to vacuum it
00:49:54
without disturbing the like you're supposed to vacuum?
00:49:56
No going over. No. The concept is wonderful.
00:49:59
And it's being executed improperly
00:50:00
because they didn't hire somebody like a little ball boy or whatever
00:50:03
to run over there and re spark re scatter the debris.
00:50:08
They just used the previous competitions debris.
00:50:10
Oh you know what maybe they're getting it's freestyle.
00:50:12
This is freestyle. Maybe it's a reactive.
00:50:14
Is it a relay.
00:50:16
No. Watch the technique.
00:50:18
It's they're faking it.
00:50:19
She went women fake everything kind of slow.
00:50:23
But if they see some of the other competitors,
00:50:24
like freestyle, I want to see what these two sometimes got called.
00:50:28
Oh. Yeah.
00:50:28
It's not so much about twirling around, like,
00:50:30
why don't you just do a little prance
00:50:31
around the vacuum cleaner then, like, give it a little? Yeah.
00:50:34
So if you can't vacuum women, you know, I just gave great advice.
00:50:37
If you can't vacuum, well, you can't dance around a vacuum,
00:50:41
and they don't really care what you're doing with it. All right.
00:50:43
The this one, this one winning or give up.
00:50:47
This this is turning into a fucking.
00:50:48
What was the thing
00:50:49
we watched the what last week or the week before with the horse as a hobby horse.
00:50:52
This is fucking hobby horse.
00:50:54
This is this how did the horse
00:50:57
all about the speed.
00:50:58
Oh, making the fall. No this before.
00:51:00
Let's do you.
00:51:01
I'll admit, when I make my bed, I just make sure that my top blanket
00:51:05
covers the blanket from dusting technique to it.
00:51:08
Bro, I've never. This is not.
00:51:11
I've never like this.
00:51:12
I have this fucking bottom sheet back to being washed easy. No.
00:51:16
And the judges would be like, oh, be very careful.
00:51:19
I made sure I take first when it's made.
00:51:21
Oh, this is Disney.
00:51:22
They're going to flag it right at the end like this got to be well done.
00:51:27
We get flags every week anyway.
00:51:29
Transforming is my nightmare.
00:51:30
Making the bird I just I keep dude we are transforming it perfect.
00:51:34
It won't making the bed it won't matter.
00:51:36
I don't know about perfectly, but it looks like a cobra snake at the end there.
00:51:40
She's doing a perfectly.
00:51:42
It's about the fighter.
00:51:44
No. Maybe it's a swan.
00:51:46
These meds are incredible.
00:51:48
They have to be tight.
00:51:49
Oh. Sees that person at the bottom of the screen.
00:51:52
There. They've got it.
00:51:53
Wait, did one of you say super fast or is that the actual ESPN commentator?
00:51:58
I said super slight glitches, like super tech, like super fast.
00:52:02
It's, fast things.
00:52:05
The person at the bottom of the screen there, they've got it.
00:52:07
It's creepy. Right?
00:52:08
It's creepy.
00:52:09
But I just have to be twice.
00:52:11
Oh, that person at the bottom.
00:52:13
I gotta be super fast. Yeah, that's what women.
00:52:16
Those are tight corners. No, that's not done.
00:52:18
It's not done.
00:52:19
I've always wondered why they don't use the elastic corners on the hotel sheets.
00:52:23
They would.
00:52:23
It's like these women have never folded a sheet in their lives.
00:52:28
Well, the ones on the television.
00:52:29
Probably not.
00:52:30
I don't know if you don't want a job.
00:52:32
To me, I've never done it before.
00:52:34
Oh, no.
00:52:35
Oh, those are the ones.
00:52:36
I don't take no orders from the woman, by the way.
00:52:38
Hate me, by the way.
00:52:39
I don't take orders from them whenever they're in a hospital corner.
00:52:43
What does that mean? Can you just say I hospital?
00:52:45
I want to know how this was done.
00:52:48
A hospital corner is where it's tucked under itself
00:52:50
and then pulled somehow threw through on the floor and.
00:52:54
Right.
00:52:55
Yeah. His wife makes been.
00:52:58
She makes it after I make.
00:52:59
Yeah. Say it that way. Yeah.
00:53:00
It's like, just don't even be like some kind of weird, origami.
00:53:04
I'm with that guy. Are
00:53:06
you're doing that thing that men sometimes do.
00:53:09
Like what I can't do?
00:53:10
Yeah, I know, I bet to.
00:53:12
It's the best. It's so hard.
00:53:15
Yeah.
00:53:19
All right.
00:53:20
Kind of related to that.
00:53:21
I've got a show and tell.
00:53:23
You know how they say you can't build a better one?
00:53:30
Is a YouTube friendly.
00:53:32
Yeah.
00:53:33
This week I built this.
00:53:37
Looks like a box.
00:53:38
Right.
00:53:40
Well, it is
00:53:42
is a hinge here.
00:53:44
This is where.
00:53:46
So the mouse
00:53:48
climbs through and gets out.
00:53:50
And then it closes.
00:53:53
And then in order to get in there to stand on here, then they can't lift it up.
00:53:58
Get back it,
00:54:00
can't get.
00:54:02
I was going to say you can't get your hand out, can you, then?
00:54:04
All right, I'm stuck.
00:54:06
But I built this,
00:54:08
It looks like they can get on both sides.
00:54:10
I don't know, the box. It.
00:54:14
Yeah, it looks like they can get out both ends.
00:54:15
I don't know,
00:54:17
I think you're missing the
00:54:19
knock out once this closes.
00:54:21
Well, I'm assuming anything that's small enough to fit through
00:54:25
there just lacks the intelligence to lift the lid.
00:54:29
But I also didn't leave enough room.
00:54:32
Is that how you trapped? I'll try to lip.
00:54:34
Okay, here's the situation.
00:54:36
It's just meant for, like, a one way.
00:54:37
It's just meant for, like, a one way door.
00:54:40
Yeah, it's a one way door.
00:54:41
Your fan is really into door slamming, isn't it?
00:54:44
Yeah.
00:54:45
I just wanted to slam.
00:54:48
Oh, I mean, they're going to say fuck off those live traps.
00:54:51
I want to see how those work.
00:54:54
And I went, man, I don't want to spend $30.
00:54:56
So I spent $5 on the hinges.
00:54:59
And then I built this for free.
00:55:02
All you need.
00:55:03
So all you need is a some water,
00:55:07
some a
00:55:07
stick, some water, a bucket and some five gallon bucket.
00:55:10
I saw that two.
00:55:12
I gave me that water.
00:55:14
If you don't want to be cruel, but they are mice, right?
00:55:17
What do you give them?
00:55:17
Alcohol so they don't feel it when they drowned.
00:55:22
No, no, you don't want to waste the alcohol.
00:55:26
Oh, I think the water part I take longer than starving.
00:55:30
I do not take as long as starving.
00:55:33
I've got a squirrel that got into my walls
00:55:37
in the house, barn or house?
00:55:39
Okay. House.
00:55:41
And so I thought you were trying to
00:55:43
give them up and get them out of the barn, because it's like, well,
00:55:45
if you get them out of the barn, they're just going to go
00:55:46
live somewhere else, which might be the house.
00:55:49
Yeah.
00:55:49
Right.
00:55:50
No, this was this was living in the house.
00:55:52
And I just wanted out so I can scare them out.
00:55:56
But then I can't get them to stay out.
00:55:59
And so you want them to be a field squirrel and just won't listen.
00:56:04
So I thought I'd put this.
00:56:06
The humane thing to do would be for you to move.
00:56:08
Just so you know.
00:56:10
Right?
00:56:10
Well, I boarded up the hole I'm trapped in there,
00:56:14
so I, boarded up the whole.
00:56:17
And, I haven't used my contraption yet.
00:56:23
I just wanted to show it off for the show.
00:56:25
And even further with the mice project.
00:56:28
It was before the Lions game yesterday.
00:56:31
I was fined still and a $5 pair of hinges to use.
00:56:35
So I built a box, and I was proud of it.
00:56:40
I've got something to show off to the show that I'm not proud of.
00:56:43
Yeah, sure.
00:56:45
So, you know, I like to try to, like, I've got some trees and some, like,
00:56:50
obviously those storms and shit, over the last several weeks.
00:56:53
And so a bunch of different from the trees.
00:56:55
And so I've got my little sweeper do like you do, and I'm using my tractor
00:56:58
mower and pull in my sweeper do and sweep my yard.
00:57:02
And I'm like, man, like I'm trying to get close to other.
00:57:05
I don't like a stamp patio.
00:57:07
I'm trying to, like, come close with the sweeper dude
00:57:08
without having to do extra work.
00:57:10
So I'm like, I'm trying to edge things nice, right?
00:57:12
And I'm, I'm like, scoots in by the fucking
00:57:17
somebody.
00:57:19
Somebody.
00:57:20
The they cut the liner of my pool.
00:57:23
I don't know who it was, but somebody they ruined.
00:57:27
They ruined my cool. They cut the liner.
00:57:30
Oh no dude, I was like, no.
00:57:35
I'm like, what the fuck?
00:57:36
What did I do?
00:57:41
They cut my liner.
00:57:43
They run me through my pool.
00:57:46
Oh, yeah.
00:57:46
So as soon as I stopped recording, I ran up to it
00:57:49
and kicked the fuck out of it because I was so goddamn mad.
00:57:53
And then my girlfriend's like, well,
00:57:55
maybe, like, you should try to swim in it really quick because I literally
00:57:57
just because it cooled off and then it was going to heat back up.
00:58:00
And so I've got a heater cost me like an extra $200 a month to fucking run.
00:58:04
Holy shit.
00:58:05
But I had that fucker up to like 88, and I was looking forward to just
00:58:08
a fucking nice swim.
00:58:10
And, and then I was going to close it out and, Yeah, yeah,
00:58:14
I was like, I'm not diving in there because I've seen crazy shit happen
00:58:16
where it's like, you know, that water pressure will suck you right to the hole.
00:58:20
That's if you don't go through the hole.
00:58:23
Yeah.
00:58:23
If you don't go through the hole, you're like,
00:58:25
you know, you might be underwater a minute.
00:58:27
Like fighting the current, you know,
00:58:30
but, my pool,
00:58:33
my pool, my reflecting pool.
00:58:37
Somebody got my lighter.
00:58:38
It's bullshit.
00:58:40
Some liberal came up, got my liner, some men.
00:58:43
Man, woman.
00:58:45
You should have got slit it over.
00:58:47
You know?
00:58:48
Not good. Yeah, I got issues with that, too.
00:58:50
It looks like, you know, we were gone for a week.
00:58:52
We went up north, we came back.
00:58:54
It looks like maybe some stick, like it looks like
00:58:57
the stick debris was cleaned up, but none of the items.
00:59:00
And it's like, well,
00:59:01
I don't want the stick debris, but technically like that,
00:59:04
that's technically my responsibility because it's my property.
00:59:06
It's my stick debris.
00:59:07
If you have the time and the energy, remove the shit.
00:59:11
The stuff is still there.
00:59:12
I think you can fire pit a little fire pit that they could just pick up
00:59:15
and move chairs and they could just pick up and move.
00:59:19
They fucking know I did.
00:59:21
They're waiting for their 15 years from when they built it, and it's theirs.
00:59:25
No, they don't get that privilege do they.
00:59:27
You can't you can't.
00:59:28
You can't take somebody blindly.
00:59:30
You can't take the blind end
00:59:32
of someone's property like that, especially if it's wooded.
00:59:34
I otherwise I could just cut a fucking 40 by 40 square foot and somebody
00:59:38
who's got 50 acres and fucking build a house there and go, no, it's mine.
00:59:41
No, I think you can't do that.
00:59:43
Number number two, it's the easement.
00:59:45
You can't fucking.
00:59:46
You can't build on the easement at all.
00:59:48
I can't, so why did they.
00:59:51
And also wait, so you're just you're just angry because you property rights thing.
00:59:55
You didn't.
00:59:56
I don't like that.
00:59:57
You can't you can't do that property rights horseshit with easement.
01:00:01
That is that is not property that can be taken during during
01:00:06
that type of, oh, I've been taking care of it
01:00:09
for X amount of years and now you cannot take
01:00:12
you cannot take proper I did, I did you cannot take
01:00:16
the right of way easement for you know anything about Oakland County.
01:00:19
Back in the day all the subdivisions were built with these stupid
01:00:22
little back alleys because they didn't I don't I honestly don't know the reason.
01:00:27
So everybody we we live in three different counties.
01:00:31
I just realized I outed my county.
01:00:33
Yeah.
01:00:35
I'm I'm looking at this property right along
01:00:38
the main roads have is an alleyway that we've all completely taken over
01:00:42
because who the fuck needs alleyways between blocks?
01:00:46
You know, it's just it's for the utility.
01:00:48
My dad would use them in Detroit to service fucking telephone lines and shit.
01:00:52
Well, all respect to your dad, but fuck him.
01:00:55
I mean, if they wanted to, if they wanted to put an alley through there,
01:00:58
they technically have the they technically could.
01:01:00
Yeah, I agree with that.
01:01:03
But that way all that alleyway is still right up on their property line.
01:01:08
So they got to they got to move my shit.
01:01:10
I mean alleyway would be my my my responsibility.
01:01:15
I'm not moving my shed.
01:01:16
I have been two drawers probably at the go ahead.
01:01:21
Sorry.
01:01:21
And and the stick stick debris.
01:01:25
He's got this kindling collection
01:01:28
that is so OCD riddled.
01:01:32
It's. You can count how many six years
01:01:35
because they're
01:01:36
all lined up, and the all the ends of all of them
01:01:40
are all even at the back end, though, that's the thing.
01:01:44
The back ends aren't even. That's the trick, you know.
01:01:46
Right? Right.
01:01:47
It look.
01:01:48
But the front, that's just the facade.
01:01:52
It's got this sorted and I sorted by,
01:01:55
for and sorted by size.
01:01:59
It's it's remarkable.
01:02:01
I think you can see like fractal patterns in the Mandelbrot set in there.
01:02:05
The Fibonacci sequence is represented.
01:02:09
It's careful.
01:02:10
You don't want to get it infested by mice.
01:02:11
You have to get one of the stupid box traps.
01:02:14
Yeah. Gary, give me another noun.
01:02:17
Well, I I've got the poison.
01:02:20
The little green blocks over there.
01:02:24
Love them.
01:02:26
Pieces.
01:02:28
Pieces, I got pieces.
01:02:31
I've got your feces.
01:02:32
I got it pieces.
01:02:37
Note taking.
01:02:39
Can you use it in a sentence, please?
01:02:42
So October 16th or third.
01:02:45
Language of origin.
01:02:47
That is going to be six months from our conversation that we had before.
01:02:50
So, again, if they have the energy to clean.
01:02:53
Shut up.
01:02:53
I don't know why they, so at the six month point,
01:02:55
you're going to write something and make it official.
01:02:58
The real question.
01:02:59
I've been meaning to do that for a while.
01:03:01
I'm just. I'm. God bless you.
01:03:03
I've got Brady in the back of my head going, oh, Benoist to your neighbors.
01:03:08
Yeah. I don't know if she's she's dumb.
01:03:09
And I also don't know if she's misconstrued
01:03:11
because the idea was to have everything done up to this point.
01:03:14
And then the last final thing, which is going to be
01:03:17
the item that they need to, you know, have somebody out to look at
01:03:20
and maybe have some quotes done and that would be moving that pipe
01:03:24
or having something else done with that pipe,
01:03:26
because that pipe is literally on my property.
01:03:28
That pipe goes underneath my property.
01:03:31
Well, yeah, but I know at least seven feet.
01:03:34
If I was trying to run the water off of my property,
01:03:36
the my number one goal would be to make sure it was off my property.
01:03:41
Yeah.
01:03:42
Otherwise you can't legally you can't legally pipe it to
01:03:46
if it naturally rolls that way, fine.
01:03:48
But you cannot hold on it.
01:03:50
You used the wrong word.
01:03:51
None of this has to do with legally.
01:03:52
It's all civil stuff.
01:03:54
What do you care?
01:03:55
You just search me.
01:03:56
Hey, motherfucker, I have no problem.
01:03:58
I'm a principle motherfucker.
01:04:01
I don't give a fuck. Super cereal.
01:04:03
You're taking my kindness.
01:04:05
Taking my gun in
01:04:09
kindness for weakness.
01:04:10
I'm. That's when it, Well, that's my point.
01:04:14
And excited to think about serious.
01:04:17
You know, Ray
01:04:20
Brady's voice is also in the back of my mind all the time as well.
01:04:23
Well, I do have a, I know of raises always in the back of mine, too,
01:04:28
but it's it's usually saying something like this.
01:04:30
Okay, so, Mercy Brady,
01:04:31
you know how to operate the 10,000 horsepower fully semi automatic Jack.
01:04:36
Oh, gee, did I. Walker. That sounds right. My bad,
01:04:40
my bad.
01:04:41
With two gay guys.
01:04:42
It was it was like can you get that from.
01:04:45
You just ran the Google two gay country guys.
01:04:48
Well that's good.
01:04:49
You got another annual tradition
01:04:53
of losing in fantasy
01:04:55
football to Brady's wife, which I have completed.
01:04:59
You leave my wife out your fucking mouth.
01:05:02
Didn't it just. Yeah.
01:05:03
How did you lose? She.
01:05:05
Her fantasy football squad scored
01:05:07
a lot more points than my fantasy football team this week.
01:05:12
And she was my opponent this week in Brady's league.
01:05:15
So I didn't give up her.
01:05:16
But I can't not do it again
01:05:19
okay, you keep talking.
01:05:21
I'll just segue right in.
01:05:23
Okay.
01:05:24
Well I, I scored way, way fewer points.
01:05:30
But the Lions didn't win that game.
01:05:32
The Saints gave us the win.
01:05:36
Don't.
01:05:39
They took a low percentage
01:05:41
two point for no word down the field.
01:05:44
But I can see that will not help you I said no no, no.
01:05:48
And from one screen standpoint, you the
01:05:54
why so hard when the game quarterback we're gonna you will
01:05:58
I think it's like one like the field in game.
01:06:03
Oh the guy victory
01:06:06
go Lions.
01:06:11
That was in a Lions victory.
01:06:12
That was a Saints loss.
01:06:15
Who had more points at the end to lose that game.
01:06:17
Well that's it is what it is.
01:06:19
The you know one thing equals the same thing.
01:06:23
It does.
01:06:25
Unless it's a tie then nobody wins or loses.
01:06:27
But, so my statement stands, if there's a winner, there is a loser.
01:06:32
Yeah.
01:06:32
They could have kicked a field goal and ended the game at a time.
01:06:36
Yeah. What about the backwards pass?
01:06:38
That was the.
01:06:39
That's the real thing that nobody's talking about.
01:06:42
Yeah.
01:06:42
Threw the ball directly backwards.
01:06:44
And they scored a touchdown from that.
01:06:46
So to lose by not getting the two point conversion by one point,
01:06:51
that's pretty disappointing
01:06:52
that the NFL didn't give him that touchdown.
01:06:56
Looks like the same inconsistent lines that I grew up with my entire life.
01:06:59
Never a full season, never a full half same.
01:07:03
All right.
01:07:04
We're definitely going to find out Thursday against Buffalo
01:07:06
when they open their brand new stadium by hosting the Lions
01:07:10
Thursday night football is going to be bad.
01:07:12
Brought to you by night by a lot.
01:07:17
I think all of our local things
01:07:19
are still showing minus the points.
01:07:23
But money is the game on the ladder
01:07:25
we climb will turn you into a sinner with his finger in crisis.
01:07:29
I'll break it down for you I don't it's line by line.
01:07:31
This is business economics.
01:07:33
In the nursery rhyme, she sells seashells on the seashore.
01:07:37
But the value of these shells will fall due to the laws of supply and demand.
01:07:43
No one wants to buy shells because there's loads on the sand.
01:07:45
Step one.
01:07:46
You must create a sense of scarcity self
01:07:48
and sound much better if the people think that right?
01:07:50
You see that with me.
01:07:51
Take as many shells as you can find and hide on an island.
01:07:54
Stockpile them high until they're right within the time.
01:07:57
Is that too? You gotta make the people think that they want them.
01:07:59
Really fucking what I really want to pick up my Brunson
01:08:02
influence is product placement, feature plant and entertainment.
01:08:05
You haven't got a show.
01:08:07
You just a fucking waste man three it's monopoly.
01:08:10
Invest inside some property.
01:08:11
Start a corporation. Make a logo.
01:08:13
Do it properly. Show us my cell.
01:08:15
That will be a new philosophy full of all your morals.
01:08:18
That a poor man's quality.
01:08:19
4X5 expand, expand forest.
01:08:23
Make like fresh blood on hand five.
01:08:25
Why two shows why limit yourself G southeast always tell all your lies.
01:08:30
Well six go on to sell stock so time and sell rocks.
01:08:33
Sell time to sell time 2:00 seven.
01:08:36
Press on the gods.
01:08:37
Take your foot off the brakes and run to be the president
01:08:40
of the United States A big smile, make big wave.
01:08:44
That's great.
01:08:45
The truth is overrated.
01:08:46
Tell lies out the gate nine.
01:08:48
Polarize the people. Controversy is the game.
01:08:51
Don't matter if they hate you.
01:08:52
They all say your name. Stop time.
01:08:55
The world is yours.
01:08:56
Step out on the stage to a round of applause.
01:08:59
You're a liar.
01:09:00
Cheat a devil a hole
01:09:03
and you sell seashells on the seashore.
01:09:06
One more.
01:09:08
I'm so this guy doesn't take money
01:09:10
from his audience and buy things that are nice.
01:09:14
And he doesn't
01:09:16
participate in them in the circus.
01:09:19
That is the music industry. He doesn't.
01:09:20
I don't I'm kind of confused because he's sitting there on stage.
01:09:25
Looks like a nice stage. I'm assuming there's an audience there.
01:09:28
I didn't hear anyone cheer, which was weird.
01:09:31
But it looked nice, so it looked like some type of funding.
01:09:34
It was, you know, had good camera and quality cameras.
01:09:38
So obviously, you know, you're putting that out there to make money.
01:09:42
So you're like, selling something, right?
01:09:43
So he's selling his music and his himself.
01:09:46
So you buy it so he can make money off of it.
01:09:49
And then he writes telling this story about other people doing it
01:09:53
as if they're the bad ones.
01:09:54
But he's the good one
01:09:55
because he's the one telling you about it, you fucking worthless pile of shit.
01:10:04
The word is hypocrisy.
01:10:06
And yes, I see the hypocrisy in it.
01:10:09
So set your clocks back one second.
01:10:11
I don't get it.
01:10:14
Right.
01:10:14
I give a fuck.
01:10:17
It says, Welcome to Ann Arbor.
01:10:18
Set your clocks back one second so your cocks back
01:10:22
when people are still a little bit bitter about the Western Michigan game.
01:10:25
When Michigan added a second down the clock, I see,
01:10:29
so they put these up, they put these up under every Ann Arbor sign.
01:10:33
Well, I mean, it doesn't matter.
01:10:37
Drive to Ann Arbor. Okay?
01:10:38
Look for yourself.
01:10:39
If you don't believe me, it doesn't matter. It.
01:10:43
So they can they they can be mad all you want.
01:10:45
I unfortunately, the call is.
01:10:49
The call is the call is the call.
01:10:53
Time honored tradition.
01:10:54
Accept it.
01:10:56
Yeah.
01:10:57
Part of the body.
01:11:01
Okay, so part of the body.
01:11:08
And not.
01:11:09
I'm not talking about Jesse Ventura.
01:11:11
Although it could be.
01:11:12
I guess it would correlate to him, too.
01:11:14
Technically. Right.
01:11:15
I think I said in one more video about the forgetting,
01:11:19
it's due for whatever reason, it looks like it's in, rumble time.
01:11:24
But it's not time I not being heard.
01:11:27
Oh. You're on mute.
01:11:28
We can't hear you. Yeah. No, we can hear you.
01:11:31
God damn it.
01:11:32
Oh, wrong thing that's said.
01:11:35
What?
01:11:38
Verbs, nouns and fucking part of the body.
01:11:42
There's a part two.
01:11:43
There's only one part
01:11:46
of the fucking fucking the body that you should say that's there's only one.
01:11:50
So I'm going to go with Wiener.
01:11:54
Otherwise.
01:11:54
Well, if it's the wrong one, it might be covered up to say it like a wiener.
01:11:58
I did.
01:12:01
I'm allowed to, though, right?
01:12:02
You wiener. Yeah, yeah. Wiener.
01:12:05
Because you like Star Wars and Star Trek and all that fucking skirt.
01:12:09
Nerd shit.
01:12:12
There you go.
01:12:12
How concerned are you?
01:12:13
Like, perfect segue, Craig, about the risks involved.
01:12:18
And I think about just one example coming up.
01:12:21
We have a local woman.
01:12:21
She's incredibly talented, a younger woman from Milwaukee who bakes cakes,
01:12:25
and she did a lot of the amazing cakes for the Summer Fest stars.
01:12:29
And she has all these great videos on TikTok.
01:12:31
It's very talented in that as well.
01:12:33
And it's found out that she believes somebody stole her voice
01:12:37
to create their own videos, and is using it on a different platform.
01:12:41
How concerned are you about things like that?
01:12:43
I'm not that concerned about that.
01:12:45
I am more concerned about, like, you know what P doom is he doom.
01:12:50
Do you know what P doom is?
01:12:51
What's this fucking no I'm looking motherfucker.
01:12:54
What is that?
01:12:57
Do you know what medium is?
01:12:58
Let's not get distracted with the ad hominem. No,
01:13:04
it does not have to do with urine.
01:13:06
That's good.
01:13:08
I don't in full disclosure.
01:13:10
Yeah, so that's the percentage chance that I will end all of humanity.
01:13:14
Oh, I have heard that. Discussed.
01:13:16
Okay, so it seems like you're concerned about that.
01:13:18
Yeah.
01:13:19
It's, P with doom in parentheses.
01:13:24
So what is that?
01:13:25
P times doom.
01:13:28
Pussy. Okay.
01:13:29
Fair enough.
01:13:30
So again, a creator having their things stolen.
01:13:35
We're in the media and content business.
01:13:37
That's important. Right. And so it's something I.
01:13:40
I stay very aware of.
01:13:41
So they're calling their voices and their thing,
01:13:44
their little thing is getting cloned okay.
01:13:46
Yeah.
01:13:46
But the different, ast and the different
01:13:50
non intended consequences of AI are so extreme that I think
01:13:56
they're all really important and especially that p during one which I,
01:14:00
I tend to about once a month, you know, ask AI for 10 or 15 different experts
01:14:06
current estimate on what their current p doom is
01:14:09
because that one you know,
01:14:11
that one kind of
01:14:11
feels a little more consequential to me than all of the others combined.
01:14:14
What's a summary of how they're feeling right now?
01:14:16
And P do kind of in that 10 to 15%,
01:14:19
and in the 15 to 20 year range, which is I more than it has been at times.
01:14:25
And I think wildly smart people who are thinking overnight
01:14:29
about safety issues and guard critical survey related to Apple
01:14:33
referring to round out at about 14.4%
01:14:38
I o. But
01:14:39
it's going to continue to evolve.
01:14:46
It is going to continue to evolve.
01:14:50
I sense that for what's for.
01:14:53
So we have that younger people fix me
01:14:57
horse and Beth always please, please.
01:15:01
Here it is hash.
01:15:02
And please, please please hash
01:15:06
for us for all those free will exist.
01:15:10
Some people care about this question.
01:15:12
For decades, neuroscientists have argued that.
01:15:15
We make decisions
01:15:17
with fucking wearables.
01:15:19
So free will is an illusion.
01:15:22
And at the same time, sociologists have argued that it's nevertheless
01:15:26
useful illusion because it makes us better people.
01:15:28
Well, today I have three reasons. Not is each interesting in its own way?
01:15:31
I'll totally change this discussion.
01:15:32
Let's have a look.
01:15:33
In a now famous experiment from 1983 is a neurologist, Benjamin Lee.
01:15:36
Do we have free will?
01:15:37
I don't care about your answer. It doesn't matter.
01:15:39
Find out people's brain activity. Show some little finger.
01:15:41
Because, like, your answer was already predetermined.
01:15:43
And why? My question was already predetermined.
01:15:47
It seems like before they knew themselves that they won once.
01:15:49
This finding has been independently reproduced
01:15:50
many times since, and I don't think compatibility
01:15:54
is just a weird another way for paradox.
01:15:56
I made you use my compatible ism argument.
01:16:00
You can't call a paradox compatible ism
01:16:04
what what?
01:16:07
I mean you can, but it's still a paradox.
01:16:10
How many compatibility?
01:16:11
How many paradoxes does a dog have?
01:16:14
If you count his tail as a compatible ism?
01:16:19
Thank you.
01:16:19
Right now,
01:16:21
bad news for free will, but excellent news for anyone
01:16:23
who's finger has done something regrettable on the internet.
01:16:25
The first paper that I have today shouts out
01:16:26
not only from myself, ourselves, but on the next thing you know,
01:16:29
they'll be having mothers that kill three babies and say I wasn't in control
01:16:34
patient.
01:16:35
You see, the problem with this experiment is that people were asked to report
01:16:38
when they became consciously aware of something.
01:16:39
But please tell us exactly when your consciousness happened.
01:16:41
Is perhaps not neuroscience.
01:16:42
The finest measuring instrument, I think, from London has now improved the method.
01:16:45
I don't even think the moment I get up in the morning and
01:16:48
I become conscious is the same every morning.
01:16:51
I could never determine when I.
01:16:52
What's the first thing you remember this morning?
01:16:56
It's probably not the first thing you did.
01:16:58
No. No.
01:17:00
You calling me on the telephone?
01:17:02
Although that was tonight.
01:17:04
That wasn't this morning.
01:17:07
I'm so glad you called the. I.
01:17:12
I don't, I don't I love you to my.
01:17:15
It sounds an alarm, but it's the only reason I have this show.
01:17:17
So people tell me that I'm glad you called.
01:17:20
It's never happened. I don't like you call.
01:17:21
Usually people go, oh, shit.
01:17:23
And then it goes right to voicemail.
01:17:24
Do we have the phone number? Working people call in.
01:17:27
You can call and leave a voicemail, but for whatever reason, they can't hear us.
01:17:30
Ever. I cannot crack it. I get it to work.
01:17:33
And then when the show comes on, one of our echo cancellation
01:17:36
settings makes it where the caller cannot hear us.
01:17:39
And it's too frustrating for me
01:17:40
to even try and troubleshoot it right now, especially with the pain I'm in.
01:17:44
So I'm just going to say no.
01:17:45
But please leave a voicemail and I'll put the number up.
01:17:52
You can even, call here
01:17:54
at 158633.
01:17:57
Yeah.
01:17:58
And as always, you can subscribe.
01:18:03
I think Wolverine recruited 51 people to type random words in certain
01:18:05
categories, like, while that brain activity was handy,
01:18:08
that was, the Wolverine video games that comes out tomorrow.
01:18:11
They were told to briefly pulse in the polls.
01:18:13
The researchers randomly interrupted them to ask
01:18:14
if they already knew what the next word be.
01:18:16
The brain measurements showed
01:18:16
that if the participants had already made up their mind,
01:18:18
then the brain signals that indicated that calming action was stronger.
01:18:21
They conclude that it's not true, that we make decisions first,
01:18:23
and then become consciously aware of them and invent that.
01:18:25
It was our decision.
01:18:26
I'll say, right,
01:18:26
these results are difficult to reconcile with the views and experiences
01:18:29
of conscious attention, or merely a retrospective confabulation.
01:18:31
The second new paper that I have today
01:18:32
supports this finding with a general argument.
01:18:33
It comes from cognitive neuroscientist Thomas James,
01:18:35
who questions the assumptions behind the usual interpretation.
01:18:37
Neuroscientists usually describe behavior as a sequence perception decision action,
01:18:41
James says.
01:18:41
This is what happens.
01:18:42
So that's no sudden decision moment.
01:18:43
Rather, what we call a decision is a process
01:18:45
in which sensory input and motor processes result in an action.
01:18:48
But that see the taking such a stupid, little short sighted
01:18:52
view of it because it's connected to a sensory.
01:18:56
I'll call it AI because people don't understand
01:18:58
the brain as a human, you know, synapses and firing and stuff.
01:19:01
The experiences in our brain can assume a lot of things.
01:19:05
They do that for your eyes all the time, like they're they're drawing.
01:19:08
That's not real at all.
01:19:09
It's like I forgot with this circle, you know.
01:19:13
Well, so the sensory they forgot to leave that out.
01:19:15
If in one action when, if something says hot, don't touch.
01:19:19
But then after that, before you even see the stove,
01:19:23
something triggers your brain that there's there's food or
01:19:26
I don't know what it is, but there's something that triggers
01:19:28
and you just automatically know that stove is hot from past experience.
01:19:32
So is that what they're saying?
01:19:33
Because that's kind of not as exciting.
01:19:37
That the brain knew that
01:19:40
I mean, when they're picking a word, it's
01:19:42
just,
01:19:45
And are their sensors calibrated?
01:19:47
Maybe they're wrong.
01:19:50
I think it's I don't know, my brain knows stuff
01:19:52
you should be aware of.
01:19:56
Yeah, I do.
01:19:56
I pretty prove that in my body of knowledge.
01:19:59
But I don't know that I know.
01:20:01
Are you aware that you're breathing in and breathing out.
01:20:03
And that you're somehow regulating your heartbeat? No,
01:20:07
no, but you're you are.
01:20:09
You're absolutely doing that.
01:20:13
I know.
01:20:16
They don't seem to bring that in when they're picking words.
01:20:20
I have, like, memories that like, come about like post
01:20:25
like thoughts like, this started back when I like,
01:20:29
I don't know,
01:20:29
I noticed this when,
01:20:30
when I would come across something, I'd be like, man,
01:20:33
I kind of want to mention that to my brother.
01:20:34
That's a funny thing.
01:20:35
Or and then, like you know, a few hours would go by and I'd be like,
01:20:39
no, I think we already talked about that.
01:20:41
And it's like, why didn't I remember that earlier?
01:20:42
And it's like, no, I'm and I do that still to this day where it's like, I
01:20:47
something I had thought of something and then it was like three days later
01:20:49
I'm like, no, like I've already like I've already had that conversation
01:20:53
with that person, or I've already not like I've physically done something
01:20:57
but just had more or less conversations are mentioning something.
01:21:01
And it's just really weird how the memory exists up there.
01:21:04
But at the time I can't pull it out of my ass.
01:21:07
But out of nowhere,
01:21:09
out of nowhere, three days later, it just shows up and is like, boom.
01:21:13
You know, I, I'm pretty sure that our brain is a DVR,
01:21:17
and if we had access to the the capability,
01:21:20
we could probably replay back every little detail,
01:21:23
every single experience of our entire life.
01:21:26
There are people who can do that.
01:21:28
Yeah, I don't where they say that will happen when you die.
01:21:32
I mean, there's Jesus, but you know, you don't believe that.
01:21:34
So now there's eidetic memory people where you can.
01:21:38
That lady from taxi does shit all the time.
01:21:40
We should check.
01:21:41
There was a television show, right?
01:21:43
But there's an actress on it, not on the show.
01:21:46
In her real life, they.
01:21:48
You can say, what did you do?
01:21:50
May 21st, 1972.
01:21:52
And she's like, well, I did eventually.
01:21:53
And I know that's kind of vague.
01:21:55
And you could you could be describing anything and you weren't with her.
01:21:57
But she does things that are verifiable also.
01:22:00
I mean, that's, Drew Lane.
01:22:01
That's why when he when my example was horror, drew and Mike
01:22:05
drew and Mike from Drew Lane when he went to the sports station.
01:22:08
And then he does his own podcast.
01:22:09
No reason he went to the sports station is because he's like that with sports shit.
01:22:12
He can remember like scores and and players
01:22:17
and they, they kind of fuck with him on it a little bit and he like remembers
01:22:21
the shit and it's just weird.
01:22:22
I don't, I don't have that ability. I can't do that.
01:22:25
Oh, I can remember the most some little details important to hundreds
01:22:29
of some man is that can't remember to stop interrupting Gary.
01:22:32
Is that weird?
01:22:34
I can remember lyrics to weird dumb commercials from, you know.
01:22:38
No, I love it when you interrupt
01:22:41
from oh, childhood or theme song.
01:22:43
Like, I remember the weirdest shit sees pickles on the inside as I have it.
01:22:49
As I have trouble remembering simple English conversation.
01:22:52
I think maybe for the last 48 years I made a mistake
01:22:56
memorizing potatoes and Doolittle's and fucking triplets and shit, right?
01:23:01
Maybe I should have been worried about
01:23:03
language.
01:23:06
No, parents are important to speaking a language.
01:23:09
Gary, give me a plural noun.
01:23:13
Balls.
01:23:15
I like the Gary.
01:23:17
What's your name? See, I can't even remember. Name.
01:23:18
What's your name? Jaw.
01:23:19
Yeah. He said no jaw. This.
01:23:22
Remember this? He said.
01:23:23
And there's that's the next.
01:23:24
That was literally the name of our next.
01:23:27
What kind of grapes?
01:23:29
These are filled with grapes.
01:23:30
And the winner is number 14. Oh, yeah.
01:23:33
This will actually win an overnight
01:23:36
running free trial.
01:23:37
Yeah, sure.
01:23:38
I know it's been a while. All right.
01:23:41
It's been a while since, Well.
01:23:44
Good time. Here we go.
01:23:45
So, what's the deal?
01:23:46
So, fortunately for everyone, this is not how they make grapes anymore,
01:23:51
I mean, wine, what are they doing?
01:23:53
No matter how they beat grapes?
01:23:55
No, it absolutely was.
01:23:58
It's the.
01:23:59
I mean, it could if they're trying to get the seeds out
01:24:02
here, know there's a contest to stop.
01:24:05
And how are you measuring who does the best?
01:24:07
I've been wearing?
01:24:08
Like, have you ever stop food with your hands?
01:24:12
What do you do in your chores, seminars, arts and crafts?
01:24:16
It's a lot of fun a whole day.
01:24:18
Stop.
01:24:20
000. Ow ow
01:24:23
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
01:24:27
ow ow ow ow ow ow.
01:24:31
I can't breathe from.
01:24:33
Is this stop!
01:24:34
Like, stop filming or stop.
01:24:37
Hey, seminars are.
01:24:40
It's all of it.
01:24:42
Stop everything.
01:24:43
Just let me take me.
01:24:45
How about his shotgun?
01:24:46
Who's got the shotgun?
01:24:48
That's pure evidence of free will.
01:24:50
She was trying to stop. Oh, that is fantastic.
01:24:53
It's a lot of fun, a whole day. Stop
01:24:57
a time.
01:24:58
00000.
01:25:00
It's all that. One more time I go.
01:25:02
She stands there and does nothing.
01:25:03
I think at first she realizes like she's like, oh, she's joking.
01:25:07
Oh, I can't breathe from oh oh,
01:25:11
oh her fault by going back a platform
01:25:15
in a fucking bucket of uneven grapes.
01:25:20
With a woman that probably has terrible
01:25:21
balance to be in a.
01:25:25
You mean just all in the air?
01:25:27
That one.
01:25:27
Pretty much something about center of gravity.
01:25:32
And they must have been a woman.
01:25:34
And I don't listen to women yelling.
01:25:35
I tell them to shut up the
01:25:40
the sound, but the sound of her screaming, oh,
01:25:44
oh, oh,
01:25:48
yes. Humans used to use feet
01:25:49
to crush grapes for thousands of years.
01:25:54
It's actually.
01:25:55
Why were feet used? It's weird.
01:25:56
You said that you are to protect the seeds.
01:26:00
Because human feet exert soft pressure
01:26:02
that burst the skin without breaking bitter seeds.
01:26:07
Soft pressure.
01:26:09
Oh, boy.
01:26:10
Modern practices.
01:26:11
It's rare today, which means that it's still used.
01:26:14
And small scales traditionally,
01:26:19
or high end winemakers still use foot treading
01:26:21
or punch downs by foot for specific natural or artisan
01:26:25
wines.
01:26:28
Today, though, it does
01:26:29
mostly, it is mostly just for fun and competition.
01:26:37
So why do we have Mr..
01:26:39
In front of all of our names?
01:26:41
It's traditional. We're former.
01:26:43
We're formal.
01:26:45
Yeah.
01:26:45
If we got it, if we were going to break this tradition.
01:26:48
Be casual. Do you want to Mrs. Geary?
01:26:51
Mrs..
01:26:53
C no, Gary, that's not traditional.
01:26:55
That is the opposite of traditional.
01:27:00
No. But, Well, what are we on?
01:27:02
Well, we're on the rumble side.
01:27:03
I guess we could.
01:27:05
Or not on the non rumble side.
01:27:07
The non rumble exclusive.
01:27:08
Careful YouTube.
01:27:12
You suck.
01:27:13
But, we could do the YouTube is chickens.
01:27:16
Well I've got our new favorite game still.
01:27:19
Now this may still be potentially copyright infringement
01:27:21
because I'd like to somehow bastardize a song a slight just a split second.
01:27:26
I ran across it and I go, okay, that could be a potential theme song,
01:27:29
so I'm gonna be working on that.
01:27:30
But, I'm just going to whip
01:27:32
this out here really quick and hope that, you don't flag something, but,
01:27:38
I'll leave it
01:27:40
at you just stay here. Yep.
01:27:46
Oh, it's the favorite music. Okay.
01:27:48
I want to get right. Right. Yeah.
01:27:51
All right.
01:27:51
Now, this one's so I can't.
01:27:53
I don't want to go in and pre
01:27:56
get the fucking, Or there's a plugin that you can,
01:28:00
you know, install in your browser.
01:28:02
Those blocks. Yeah.
01:28:04
I like that.
01:28:06
But if I, if I pre buffer the ads, I get cheated because I see just
01:28:12
two people in the frame and I go, oh, obviously I can eliminate one person.
01:28:17
So, I'm going to let you to handle the very first who said it.
01:28:22
But, if I can find this requires a bumper
01:28:27
Gary said draw said he said what?
01:28:30
He said.
01:28:31
Oh, we I said my wife said, yeah, there's a bumper that we need
01:28:34
and then we'll do that.
01:28:36
Oh, this is the bumper that I was going to make.
01:28:38
Oh my God, I'm good. That was fast.
01:28:40
I'm good.
01:28:41
That was not a straw. You just.
01:28:42
If only we could just slap that.
01:28:44
He said. Really?
01:28:45
And then there. Really.
01:28:46
It's all we need over.
01:28:47
It's there. By the end of the show.
01:28:50
Or we'll just have more than one bumper like we do with most things.
01:28:53
Yeah, I don't know.
01:28:54
We should really come to the production meetings at Thursdays.
01:28:58
Oh, yeah. I've been I've missed everything.
01:29:01
I was on vacation with you. I do have break.
01:29:03
It has been no meeting regarding Hannah Montana.
01:29:07
Oh my God.
01:29:09
Oh, no.
01:29:10
Everybody does. Man.
01:29:13
Miley has dropped the Cyrus
01:29:17
and she now wants to be referred to as simply Miley.
01:29:20
Is that because she hates her dad?
01:29:22
Cereal for Cyrus.
01:29:24
Cereal for Super Cyrus cereal?
01:29:27
Yeah. Who said
01:29:29
So. Yeah, just just drop the Cyrus.
01:29:32
It's just.
01:29:33
I think that's ironic
01:29:34
that she's trying to break away from the only reason that she is
01:29:39
the ag breaking reason.
01:29:42
Oh, because of the father who was famous first.
01:29:44
She's way more famous now.
01:29:46
But, yeah, biologically, she would not exist if it wasn't for him.
01:29:50
Yeah.
01:29:50
And famously would not exist if it wasn't for him.
01:29:53
But she wants to separate or spread your wings.
01:29:56
Isn't she, like, dirty?
01:29:57
She really did get her started on, Hannah Montana.
01:29:59
But he he created that opportunity for.
01:30:03
Definitely.
01:30:04
And it was, oh, from Achy Breaky Heart.
01:30:06
It really was.
01:30:07
Hollywood is falling. That whole thing started because of
01:30:10
a lot waiting for the game.
01:30:12
I'm going to do.
01:30:12
Try to win, to rumble in the middle of the night and you kill a lot.
01:30:17
Killed my chickens.
01:30:20
Those were my best
01:30:23
birds. You can't.
01:30:25
No, no different segment in the middle of the segment.
01:30:27
I mean, you double segment, you know.
01:30:29
No, it's a double fabulous chickens.
01:30:32
You could give the people what they want.
01:30:36
I ran proxy miserable.
01:30:40
You killed my food.
01:30:41
I love chicken attacks.
01:30:44
1 million Michael Jackson versus.
01:30:48
It's not really a segment.
01:30:49
It's just, break when you know you would went away.
01:30:53
We had dinner.
01:30:53
Well, I was I have the ready to click the button,
01:30:56
but you guys had to have a sidebar conversation during the middle of you.
01:31:00
You have the the intro.
01:31:01
Oh, you take it in this one. Yeah.
01:31:03
I want to get to I want to get to Rumble before we do it.
01:31:06
And this is our last YouTube. Yeah. With
01:31:10
why we we do we MJ
01:31:14
like instead of YouTube.
01:31:17
He he I don't know I thought you said you want to.
01:31:19
Oh because of the thing. Never mind. I didn't put two and two together.
01:31:22
I got like three and a half,
01:31:25
the Hannah Montana thing.
01:31:27
You didn't want to play. They played anyway.
01:31:30
So this is how good the show is.
01:31:31
I didn't get up.
01:31:32
George said we better not do this on YouTube and then did it.
01:31:35
And I'm literally getting off of YouTube so we can do something.
01:31:39
No, I'm saying we're going to just do anyway.
01:31:41
We don't need to,
01:31:43
you know, we're not going to do it right now anyways.
01:31:45
Right.
01:31:47
I'm so glad I got to write this, play
01:31:49
this video, rather than, like, stop the show to go.
01:31:53
Are we going to do some, like, come on.
01:31:55
No production meeting mid fucking clip.
01:31:57
I like my yeah.
01:31:59
Impersonation earlier I didn't like that one.
01:32:03
Oh this it kind of sound like a dick.
01:32:06
I know that.
01:32:08
Oh, yeah.
01:32:10
Oh, I didn't know we got the fire eggs.
01:32:12
Why are the eggs the sound of somebody actually going
01:32:17
to throw the music?
01:32:22
That's how I that.
01:32:24
Yeah.
01:32:29
Oh, I forgot really one.
01:32:39
That's awkward.
01:32:40
But at the same time, we're right.
01:32:43
And those are full grown chickens. He'd be going after the baby chickens.
01:32:46
The little itty bitty young, right?
01:32:47
These aren't Peter Griffin giant chickens, though.
01:32:49
These are just regular chickens.
01:32:51
The pretty, pretty little young, pretty young things
01:32:55
you are to.
01:33:01
Make.
01:33:03
They can produce that many eggs, by the way.
01:33:06
Exactly, exactly.
01:33:10
But you know what, though?
01:33:12
I think Michael Jackson had a mistake.
01:33:21
That's it.
01:33:23
It's not go, go go.
01:33:24
I think it's he.
01:33:25
He he seems to be that way
01:33:30
better than I did.
01:33:33
Were you one of those singers from last week that sing?
01:33:35
Really? He penis.
01:33:38
There's no.
01:33:42
Really?
01:33:43
Any children from
01:33:45
the chickens?
01:33:47
I should watch this before we watch this.
01:33:50
I don't know that it
01:33:53
moves minutes.
01:33:53
Oh, we can also do my uppity, my up the chickens.
01:33:58
Oh, no, no, that's the MJ. We.
01:34:02
I think they're going to
01:34:03
they're going to banish the misinformation.
01:34:07
Now, if you want to jump over them
01:34:09
and fucking dump over the he here, I want everybody to jump over.
01:34:13
We're like an hour and 40 in.
01:34:14
Well, give or take the a man and queen says an animal attack on his way
01:34:17
to work left him bloodied and concerned for his neighbor's safety.
01:34:21
And we're not talking about dogs or cats or even New York City rats.
01:34:25
Michael Jackson playing nothing but chicken attack from now on,
01:34:31
play it then she got bombarded by pecans.
01:34:34
They freeze up to give
01:34:38
us shot.
01:34:40
Coming up.
01:34:41
He realized he was being let you all back before the chicken situation.
01:34:46
Seven chicken coop.
01:34:48
Yeah.
01:34:49
More chicken three chicken.
01:34:51
Good for this of money.
01:34:53
So you don't know what you give me.
01:35:00
That's evil.
01:35:01
Someone does have the blood rushing, all those kicking.
01:35:04
It's like this.
01:35:05
Kicking it off repeatedly.
01:35:06
And this animal just kept charging.
01:35:08
Blood was gushing, and I was, like, trying to apply pressure to it.
01:35:11
And it kept charging at me so that my neighbor got a tap in
01:35:15
between my uncle.
01:35:18
Another longstanding tradition here on Fletcher and Slide.
01:35:22
So do you want to do the, here or there?
01:35:24
You want to do it here or there?
01:35:26
I think
01:35:28
I'll save the UAP video here, he said.
01:35:31
Or Rome draw said they said, I said, my wife said,
01:35:36
yeah, there's a bumper that we need and we'll do that immediately.
01:35:42
Immediately following who said it.
01:35:43
The last who said it
01:35:44
because is a slightly controversial we'll do on the Rumble side.
01:35:47
How about that? Okay.
01:35:49
Let's continue involve segments, get involved transcripts.
01:35:53
And unfortunately I'm going to sit this one out.
01:35:55
And we are going to it's only going to be a 5050.
01:35:58
But unfortunately there is no 5050.
01:36:01
As we've learned.
01:36:03
It is a 5050.
01:36:04
It's a coin toss. It's not 5050, Brady.
01:36:06
Even if you've got to to do what you're talking about, we have two choices.
01:36:10
But it's not 5050.
01:36:12
This is the quote.
01:36:13
Some of them are just tradition or ritual
01:36:16
or gay wearing a hat 500 miles away or a gay.
01:36:20
I'm sorry.
01:36:21
Why did I say that?
01:36:22
So that was just tradition.
01:36:24
Oh, that's. I'm projecting.
01:36:26
So some of them are just tradition or ritual or a guy wearing a hat.
01:36:31
500 miles away.
01:36:32
This is from number 13.
01:36:33
Superstition. And that's why I am not there.
01:36:37
Oh, I'm instances Brady.
01:36:41
The tradesmen.
01:36:45
I mean,
01:36:45
because I don't remember saying it but man that yeah I don't I didn't say it.
01:36:49
I never said it and I don't know anything about it.
01:36:52
We're not even going to say to anybody else yet are we.
01:36:54
Okay okay, I forgot who said I like that.
01:36:58
I remember it from Brady.
01:37:00
Hope for you. You're going to vote draw.
01:37:02
Well, now that I think about the coin, it's not just on it's edge.
01:37:06
It can be on its edge in 360 different or infinitely.
01:37:11
Well, could you even be talking about.
01:37:14
So you got Bart Lowe's up?
01:37:16
I was superstition, oh, yeah.
01:37:19
I say it's the magic.
01:37:20
It's the recording that you're going to.
01:37:22
Yeah, it's oh, it's option C.
01:37:27
It's the clip.
01:37:30
I don't think so.
01:37:31
No, I know it's one of us.
01:37:32
One of you guys saying something.
01:37:33
I know that for sure.
01:37:35
I forgot I'm wrong.
01:37:36
Brady.
01:37:38
You're here.
01:37:39
I have to go meet you.
01:37:41
Okay? I love you so, Brady.
01:37:44
Superstition tells me that I should wear the hat if I want them to keep winning.
01:37:47
I do enjoy sport.
01:37:49
Like I said earlier, I enjoy sports, superstitions.
01:37:52
Some of the earlier ones,
01:37:54
or ritual or.
01:37:56
Oh, wearing a hat 500 miles away.
01:37:59
I was like, oh, don't have anything to do.
01:38:01
That's not fair. It's okay. Wait a minute.
01:38:03
Realize it's both.
01:38:04
Dude, you know what? What?
01:38:06
It's so awesome.
01:38:07
We're we were so starting to flow there.
01:38:10
We were finishing each other's sentence sandwiches.
01:38:14
Damon. Since that's a sandwich.
01:38:20
Yeah.
01:38:20
That sandwich.
01:38:24
All righty.
01:38:25
Okay, I want to play another one.
01:38:26
This next one is requires a bumper.
01:38:30
Gary said do not draw security.
01:38:32
Said what they said.
01:38:34
I said my wife. The next one.
01:38:36
Yeah. There's a bumper to be.
01:38:37
And I have one in particular because I like traditional basketball.
01:38:42
I was catch it.
01:38:43
There were, there were like four that I that one in particular I like sharing.
01:38:49
Yeah. I've got to stop sharing before it pulls up.
01:38:51
I need to change my approach here.
01:38:53
I'm going to say it was Brady, but I missed the clue that it was obvious
01:38:58
the given to us that I just missed.
01:39:01
But I still I have one in particular because I like traditional basketball.
01:39:06
I have one in particular.
01:39:09
I would probably say that's me because I'm a basketball player, right?
01:39:13
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know.
01:39:17
That could be anyone about the basketball, the large
01:39:21
it can't be me
01:39:24
because it's too stupid.
01:39:30
But I even sounded way smarter.
01:39:33
It could have been me.
01:39:35
So. Yeah, that's about right.
01:39:37
I figured that out.
01:39:39
And, I don't know where you're saying I'm too stupid.
01:39:42
You were right, I was wrong.
01:39:44
I apologize.
01:39:46
Well, who decided that we would replace our first games with Mr..
01:39:51
And then he preferred teams as our surname.
01:39:54
I didn't want to give out our surnames.
01:39:57
Surnames don't exist.
01:39:58
Yeah, this is the old school, so that's a traditional way
01:40:04
to do anything.
01:40:08
All righty.
01:40:09
So you.
01:40:10
I have that one in particular because I like traditional basketball.
01:40:14
I said me, we're not on the screen now. So,
01:40:19
still saying you
01:40:21
I don't I mean.
01:40:24
That's the most profound thing you've ever like.
01:40:27
A little honesty or not. High school.
01:40:28
Those fucking elementary school.
01:40:30
See, my kids play my.
01:40:31
My kids played Foursquare.
01:40:34
Yeah, that was a cool game for sure. I didn't.
01:40:36
My school had really fake basketball.
01:40:39
They had, like a cone and three holes that it shot out.
01:40:42
I understand the rules.
01:40:44
We would sit there and throw the ball in and then try to catch it.
01:40:46
There were, there were like four, four squares with the fucking
01:40:50
I don't think the Texas line
01:40:51
I didn't have I wanted particular because I like traditional basketball.
01:40:54
I remember there you go, like a star.
01:40:57
Okay?
01:40:59
I am fucking drunk or tired or both.
01:41:03
Wow. Yeah, that was the Brady draw.
01:41:07
So that was kind of like,
01:41:07
we can leave that last one up, while I buffer the next one.
01:41:11
Or if you want to do the bumper while I bumper.
01:41:14
So whereas the Toro uses
01:41:18
traditional dual level TR controls as a tractor.
01:41:24
Yeah.
01:41:25
Anyways, next that was I remember this one.
01:41:29
It was draw reading it off the, the website.
01:41:34
The description you're seeing like
01:41:36
that might be you knowing the facts of your lawn mower, though.
01:41:39
No, I think it's you
01:41:42
know, it was it was you.
01:41:46
I don't know what tr controllers,
01:41:48
but I do remember Brady saying, why don't you have or don't you have one?
01:41:52
How do you know what it is?
01:41:53
It's tractor kind of tractor owner. Are you.
01:41:57
I remember
01:41:58
Brady saying that he's used the steering with the steering wheel
01:42:02
instead of the two sticks, and
01:42:05
and I just two sticks.
01:42:08
We got to go.
01:42:09
If we're going to talk about two sticks, we got to go to Rumble.
01:42:12
Two sticks.
01:42:14
What's the two, a ute, did you say you sticks?
01:42:18
It only seems counterintuitive to you
01:42:21
because you're used to steering your wheels with a wheel, which also,
01:42:25
by the way, wouldn't make any sense if you weren't used to it already.
01:42:29
That it is tradition.
01:42:33
You know what? That was lot. You know what, Brady?
01:42:35
What the what? Those levers control
01:42:38
a wheel.
01:42:40
Oh, really?
01:42:41
Yeah.
01:42:43
Right I do
01:42:44
my lawn mower has no steering mechanism.
01:42:47
I have this can only go straight.
01:42:49
You have to pick it up and set it down again.
01:42:52
The bullshit is it's called a
01:42:55
not a zero turn because it's, you know, it's a propelled.
01:42:57
But there was something about the radius, some stupid little slogan.
01:43:00
And I'm like, there's no steering mechanism.
01:43:03
Like I have to either lean it on one wheel.
01:43:05
Maybe it does.
01:43:07
Yeah, I don't,
01:43:09
I don't know, but. Well, we're side boring.
01:43:11
Give me an adverb, Gary.
01:43:14
Stupidly
01:43:18
is an adverb indeed.
01:43:19
An adverb.
01:43:21
And then our clip.
01:43:23
You guys think it's me?
01:43:24
I think it's Gary Brady. No, I think it's draw.
01:43:27
I think it is draw.
01:43:28
Definitely draw.
01:43:29
Oh wait, I yeah, wait, it's me.
01:43:31
I'm reading it from the website.
01:43:33
Oh that makes.
01:43:33
No it's no it's draw.
01:43:35
I can see his face now that I looked at the actual picture.
01:43:37
You see that's cheating.
01:43:38
No, you can't stop cheating and answer post.
01:43:41
There's no rules. And they said it.
01:43:43
They're capable of covering up to.
01:43:45
I know for our zero turn maneuverability and massive 60 inch.
01:43:49
Yeah. Wow.
01:43:50
It sounds like it ideal for properties ranging from 2 to 5 acres.
01:43:54
Versatility controls.
01:43:55
The John Deere 330 uses twin touch foot pedals for intuitive steering,
01:43:59
whereas the Toro uses traditional dual level TR controls as a tractor.
01:44:05
They actually 30 is better suited for towing attachments like sprayers or carts.
01:44:11
And I carded this fucking I carded yesterday, bro.
01:44:14
I carded the fuck out of that
01:44:17
fuck.
01:44:17
Oh, bro, look how white my lab coat is.
01:44:20
I need to get this thing bleached.
01:44:23
Compare that white to this. Wait.
01:44:25
Hang on. Can you read that manual again?
01:44:26
I want to know the, capacity that it can handle
01:44:29
and how long it takes for it to drain a pool.
01:44:33
Yeah. Oh good grief.
01:44:35
Yeah.
01:44:37
If you kick it afterwards, if there's a little technique,
01:44:40
little known technique, if you give it a nice swift kick post gas makes a drain.
01:44:45
But a neighbor is draining too much water on his property,
01:44:49
so he slashes this pool.
01:44:53
Through it was pretty dry, so it handled it pretty well.
01:44:56
It didn't really fuck
01:44:57
with the grass much, even though it was, there's chlorine in it was doing yard.
01:45:02
Yeah, it was fun.
01:45:04
The dog loved it afterwards.
01:45:05
It was just like a wading pool.
01:45:07
And so we played with it with the dog in it, and she fucking loved it.
01:45:11
Okay, so you got one more, but it's for Rumble.
01:45:14
No, I've got ten more.
01:45:18
No, there's one more for one more year,
01:45:21
and, I got two more and then one for Rumble, right?
01:45:25
Yeah. Come on, this one. This one. Yeah.
01:45:28
Because I was pulling this up here because,
01:45:29
this one is, I'm guessing Brady Flat Ranch live.
01:45:33
This week, we'll be doing drugs.
01:45:35
That was here, right?
01:45:36
That on TV drugs.
01:45:40
This is from number 16, 17 minutes in.
01:45:43
I'd rather play something unique than something traditional and boring.
01:45:50
Oh, that was me.
01:45:54
I don't know, not.
01:45:55
But what are we talking. What do we.
01:45:56
What's the play referring to?
01:45:59
No, no, no. Repeat.
01:46:01
Can you use it in a sentence?
01:46:03
And I'd rather play something unique than something traditional and boring.
01:46:08
He did. He he used it.
01:46:09
It does, sound like language of origin.
01:46:12
Yeah, it's definitely me.
01:46:12
I think he spoke about drumming, but I don't know,
01:46:14
because you could be talking about somebody else, you know.
01:46:17
Right.
01:46:18
I'm sticking to my guns.
01:46:20
Me 70 minutes and sounds like me drugs.
01:46:25
I don't know.
01:46:27
I think it's, it's drug. Was I on drugs?
01:46:29
Was I in 16?
01:46:30
I don't think so.
01:46:30
I mean, I'm on drugs normally, but, Yeah, I mean, it depends on what you refer
01:46:34
to a big part of.
01:46:35
I don't refer to it as a drug.
01:46:37
I'm on medication. Other people.
01:46:40
Right.
01:46:44
Oh, this is like old.
01:46:46
Yes. Damn.
01:46:48
So who were we guessing?
01:46:50
Because I said because. I mean Brady. Yeah.
01:46:53
I mean, I say that all the time
01:46:56
not to be whatever, because he would be talking
01:46:57
about playing some shit and nobody else gives a fuck
01:46:59
about playing anything
01:47:00
other than I already we already did a basketball thing and I
01:47:04
don't think it's basketball reference.
01:47:05
I like to play stuff.
01:47:06
He's scary.
01:47:07
Thing is, it only works in music.
01:47:10
I don't see a fuck face here.
01:47:13
I wait for it.
01:47:14
If that were like, the thing was taller than me
01:47:16
and you had to throw into it.
01:47:18
Yes. Golf.
01:47:20
I'm sure there's a lot of traditionalists.
01:47:22
I fucking hate that shit, but I, I like, is, unique.
01:47:26
I'd rather play something unique than some.
01:47:28
Oh, no. Okay.
01:47:30
We got ourselves a draw wins standard.
01:47:33
Like, draw said manga regulation.
01:47:37
I want something challenging.
01:47:38
Oh, so we all guessed wrong.
01:47:41
Okay, everybody gets one demerit.
01:47:46
All right, next one is going to be.
01:47:48
It's a difficult one.
01:47:50
Look for traditional European cheeses.
01:47:55
Look for traditional European cheeses.
01:47:58
That's me.
01:47:59
Yeah. I've never said something.
01:48:01
Okay, I don't know.
01:48:02
Yeah. I've never seen anything like that either. It's going to be.
01:48:04
What are you two.
01:48:05
There's no wait.
01:48:06
Sorry. It's got to be Gary. Right. Let's see.
01:48:08
It has to be some sort of video or it's a fucking pompous.
01:48:13
What episode?
01:48:13
And I'll tell you what.
01:48:15
Mascarpone, mascarpone
01:48:19
is the traditional European cheese that I'm talking about.
01:48:23
So what who, who I
01:48:26
somebody and they have everybody says Gary.
01:48:29
Yeah, but who, who?
01:48:31
Somebody who briefly reference.
01:48:33
That may be a video.
01:48:34
There's a good chance you may be right. I don't know,
01:48:38
Rachael Ray.
01:48:40
Pfizer's version is made
01:48:42
by inserting cow genes into genetically modified fungus.
01:48:45
And we wonder why
01:48:46
half of America can't tolerate dairy, digestive issues, inflammation?
01:48:50
Never wonder.
01:48:51
Meanwhile, countries
01:48:51
that use traditional run it like Italy don't have these problems.
01:48:54
This is a pretty gross look for traditional European cheeses.
01:48:58
Multiple.
01:48:59
Oh, did you know that there's some right?
01:49:03
But you say I like it.
01:49:08
I got, I got excited for a second when I started talking.
01:49:11
I'm like, wait, maybe I see it.
01:49:12
And I'm like, well, then how the fuck would I whip out
01:49:14
your traditional European cheeses really quick, right?
01:49:17
Like, how would I how would I busted out?
01:49:19
Like, what sentence with oh yeah.
01:49:21
Who set it up on Rumble side. See you there.
01:49:23
Yeah. Because it's a little bit racy
01:49:26
but that's what the Rumble side is for.
01:49:28
We try to blend on YouTube and rumble.
01:49:31
Just because YouTube is a platform that a lot of people show up too.
01:49:33
So if you want to see some real podcasting head on over the level,
01:49:37
the unfiltered and crude proclamation of unrestrained speech.
01:49:43
All right, folks, listen up before we dive headfirst
01:49:47
into that circus of greatness and uncensored banner, here's
01:49:50
our no nonsense disclaimer served with a side of flag humor.
01:49:54
Look, we're here for a good time.
01:49:55
Not a politically correct time, all right?
01:49:58
In this crazy world where snowflakes melting, everyone's a critic.
01:50:01
We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many tools.
01:50:04
So here goes.
01:50:05
Article one.
01:50:06
Let's get ridiculous.
01:50:07
The sole purpose of our discourse,
01:50:09
be it from guest post or any random loud mouth, is to tickle your funny bone.
01:50:13
Tis your gray matter and illuminate the path to a mirthful existence.
01:50:16
Any semblance of seriousness is purely accidental.
01:50:19
Article to offending everyone equally.
01:50:21
We're equal opportunity offenders, all right.
01:50:24
We don't give a hoot about your gender, race, religion, or whether you prefer cats
01:50:29
or dogs
01:50:31
or dildos.
01:50:32
We're here to roast everyone
01:50:34
from politicians to influencers to our own sorry selves.
01:50:38
Nobody's safe.
01:50:40
Not even game games.
01:50:41
Apple pie article three screw political correctness.
01:50:44
Listen, we ain't here to hold your hand or sugarcoat anything.
01:50:48
So if our jokes offend you, tough luck.
01:50:51
We're not responsible for any ruffled feathers or hurt feelings.
01:50:54
But hey, if you can take the heat,
01:50:55
we promise y'all some belly laughs and maybe a couple of snorts.
01:50:58
Ha ha ha. Article for fake news alert.
01:51:01
We'll take you outside the courtroom for further details.
01:51:04
The tales, rumors, and downright lies you hear here are as fictional
01:51:08
as a $3 bill.
01:51:10
Any resemblance to real life events or people,
01:51:12
whether alive or pushing up daisies, is purely coincidental
01:51:16
and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
01:51:19
We're pretty sure the Earth is round, and I didn't actually take myself out,
01:51:21
but honestly, who cares? Article five
01:51:26
parody
01:51:27
because why not?
01:51:30
Parody and satire are our bread and butter folks any likeness to actual people
01:51:35
or characters is just us having a laugh, not a reason for a lawsuit.
01:51:40
We might not be the smartest cookies in the jar,
01:51:43
but we should not have to stir up some trouble.
01:51:46
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a twist,
01:51:50
then congrats! You're our kind of people.
01:51:53
We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some questionable joy,
01:51:56
and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious all the frickin time.
01:52:00
So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride
01:52:02
to the absurd realms of our humor.
01:52:04
While flags rants. Why?
01:52:16
Am. Ladies and gentlemen,
01:52:23
let's get ready for.
01:52:30
The rumble.
01:52:31
I hope that you're ready to rumble.
01:52:32
I hope you're ready to rumble.
01:52:35
Hope you ready to rumble.
01:52:38
Shut up bitch!
01:52:46
I'll be right back.
01:52:47
I have to go find a new jabber.
01:52:50
You give me that much higher.
01:52:53
And I sure to.
01:52:56
Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:52:57
Oh, yeah.
01:53:00
Oh, yeah.
01:53:02
Want to do another segment on the segment?
01:53:04
So I.
01:53:06
Oh, that's my
01:53:08
round until oh oh
01:53:12
in a minute.
01:53:13
We don't need to dive right back into it.
01:53:15
We could tease it for later.
01:53:17
I do need a noun though.
01:53:19
Whenever somebody wants to give me a noun.
01:53:30
That's the wrong.
01:53:36
But I'm not sure.
01:53:37
Why are we watching this?
01:53:39
Very well. You know, dick face.
01:53:41
Give me a noun.
01:53:42
Oh, you just did it, Dick face.
01:53:44
Fucking Mandalorian fagot.
01:53:47
The fact Gary can't say that one right?
01:53:50
Can you say dick face?
01:53:52
Is that one of your weird fucking clowns?
01:53:55
And consonants and vowels in a combination where your morality code
01:53:59
allows you not to repeat
01:54:03
dooby.
01:54:06
Dooby dooby doo.
01:54:09
The cool thing about this one is
01:54:11
Brady rolled it.
01:54:13
Oh my God, death went three months ago.
01:54:18
It was the mattress that does. He's a weird.
01:54:21
Oh, that's fucking weird too.
01:54:22
I don't want to hear that.
01:54:24
Oh, no, you actually, you actually do some fucking creep killed somebody in movie.
01:54:28
Was that and then burned it in his fucking at his house
01:54:32
and then left immediately after?
01:54:34
Yeah. Wait, what?
01:54:37
Yeah.
01:54:38
True story.
01:54:39
There's no way.
01:54:40
Oh, wait. I'm sorry. I'm leaving out the most important part.
01:54:43
He didn't just throw a mattress onto the fire.
01:54:45
He had it cut up and put in a garbage bag because it looked like clothes
01:54:48
or some kind of belongings that a homeless person would drag out of their car.
01:54:52
I wasn't there for me. What most of it
01:54:56
for me was me.
01:54:57
This is the guy that was on the show.
01:55:00
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:55:02
And what do you do?
01:55:05
He allegedly is no no no no, he he did this.
01:55:09
This is not allegedly. We could say that
01:55:12
he burned it.
01:55:14
He brought pieces of a mattress over in garbage bags and burned.
01:55:18
Yeah. Them to the coils and what? Yeah.
01:55:21
What did these what were these?
01:55:23
What was this mattress associated with?
01:55:25
That is speculation.
01:55:27
No idea. Speculation.
01:55:29
Great story.
01:55:30
And you think that that's why he, like, just fucking up
01:55:33
and left out of left field?
01:55:35
Okay, I don't I can't see.
01:55:36
Did the podcast the one time he saw that we were fucking savvy
01:55:41
quick motherfuckers and he's like, oh no, no.
01:55:45
Not only do I still have his microphones here, I've got another.
01:55:48
What does that tell you?
01:55:51
Listen, here's the part though.
01:55:52
Like so he so he was weird and he brought a bunch of pieces of mattress over.
01:55:56
Why did he have pieces of mattress?
01:55:59
Just to get it to fit in his cars?
01:56:01
What I could think of, you could just throw it away.
01:56:03
Listen, listen. Wait.
01:56:04
That's what the garbage. No, these are new.
01:56:08
I've had. Dude, I've.
01:56:09
I've done jobs.
01:56:10
I've done jobs where I like, I clean up, I got a lot of garbage,
01:56:13
like industrial amount of garbage.
01:56:14
And they're like, just go ahead and throw in the dumpster.
01:56:15
And then either I get there or somewhere in the properties like, no, they don't.
01:56:18
They can't use that dumpster.
01:56:20
So like I could see I don't
01:56:21
I totally dispose of it legally or however I need to.
01:56:25
I bring it to the anyway or however I need to, however I need to one of those two.
01:56:29
I like how they say you don't even need to say legally.
01:56:31
I dispose it legally or however I need to.
01:56:35
That's a that's a legal, bounding, truthful statement.
01:56:39
Oh, and everyone heard legal, so we're good.
01:56:42
But so listen, I can excuse him having bags and mattresses.
01:56:45
It didn't fit in the car.
01:56:47
You know why don't why the only reason he would.
01:56:52
This is where that this is where my logic stops.
01:56:54
Why did he need to retain the mattress or the mattress pieces?
01:56:59
Why did he need
01:57:00
to dispose, like, remove them from the earth?
01:57:04
Period.
01:57:05
Because he had to retain them for some reason.
01:57:08
It he look, he he did not want to leave them
01:57:11
in this bunch of shit off on the side of the highway.
01:57:15
I think he did the responsible thing.
01:57:16
Honestly, he could have just said, hey, I've got these mattress bits
01:57:20
in a fucking garbage bag because I'm not getting special delivery
01:57:26
or special pickup for from the garbage to come pick up my mattress.
01:57:29
I don't want to pay for that.
01:57:30
I, I cut it up.
01:57:31
But where I lived before, I don't live there anymore.
01:57:34
So you mind if I just throw these in your garbage?
01:57:36
Because they're already cut up?
01:57:38
Like that's what you do
01:57:38
when, like there's dishes that throw away big items in my fucking my neighborhood.
01:57:42
And they don't realize
01:57:43
that if you just kind of break them, break them up, bust them up,
01:57:46
put them in the garbage can, they just take them, you know?
01:57:50
And so that would be the reason.
01:57:52
The only reason you would, you would disassemble
01:57:55
a mattress would be to throw it away. Tradition.
01:57:58
Finally, garbage wise, you're really not supposed to burn a mattress.
01:58:03
It's a bunch of plastics and shit.
01:58:05
You're not supposed to burn and draft boards or couches either.
01:58:08
But that's okay.
01:58:09
Yeah, but yeah, I mean completely it's horror, just erroneous.
01:58:13
Like that's erroneous.
01:58:14
It smells like it smells like death.
01:58:16
You know, your neighbors would not.
01:58:18
Death would probably say better.
01:58:19
A that was a graveyard joke.
01:58:22
Yeah, yeah.
01:58:23
Our neighbors don't really complain much.
01:58:26
Your neighbors smell like death already.
01:58:28
Give me a, adjective.
01:58:32
Dead.
01:58:33
Oh, shit. We're on Rumble now. We are.
01:58:36
And whenever you want to give me that
01:58:38
fucking who said it, bumper, I guess that could be a big weakness.
01:58:41
I just don't know where it is.
01:58:43
I haven't seen it before.
01:58:45
You guys haven't tried it out the. There it is.
01:58:47
The who said it bumper that I made.
01:58:51
We did
01:58:52
plenty of.
01:58:53
I'll show.
01:59:00
He's ready to make the jump.
01:59:03
Very nice.
01:59:10
Yeah.
01:59:14
This way is a bumper
01:59:17
here? He didn't draw. Said.
01:59:19
He said what?
01:59:20
He said.
01:59:21
I said my wife said.
01:59:23
Yeah, there's a bumper that we need.
01:59:24
Time to do that. Okay.
01:59:28
That's too good.
01:59:31
So, look forward to, specific
01:59:34
episode next week on who said it.
01:59:37
We're going to feature score.
01:59:41
Oh, that's why you were playing the.
01:59:42
Sorry. My bad. I stepped on you. Don't you?
01:59:45
Are you going to do your due to do the.
01:59:47
Because I figured you're going to have to play some ads and shit.
01:59:50
I'm just ready to kill the time.
01:59:53
No. We, I've been doing that by discussing the thing prior to nice.
01:59:58
Yeah, I've been paying attention to it.
02:00:00
No, I don't pay attention.
02:00:01
I don't watch the show now or later.
02:00:03
The fucking watch the show I watch.
02:00:05
Okay.
02:00:06
Rants live 30 machinations.
02:00:11
Oh, machinations.
02:00:14
Teller machine ideation.
02:00:18
This one's funny.
02:00:19
I don't know who this could be.
02:00:21
It could be any of us.
02:00:22
Probably. It's Brady.
02:00:25
You win because you're a wordsmith, right?
02:00:27
But anything you say isn't laughable.
02:00:30
All right?
02:00:31
I tell a penis.
02:00:33
A tell a penis is a telescope like penis.
02:00:36
So old ones can't extend without vaginas.
02:00:42
I'm sticking with Brady.
02:00:43
I think it's jaw, but we were just talking about that.
02:00:46
That's a Gary. Wow. That's an all three right there.
02:00:48
So what do we when we need we need some type of, fireworks.
02:00:54
Yeah.
02:00:54
Next week well we're going to try keeping score for one.
02:00:57
So yeah I said Brady Brady said draw.
02:01:00
Draw said me. This is great.
02:01:03
Yeah.
02:01:03
We need to keep score I need
02:01:06
let's keep like a running.
02:01:07
Yeah I tell it took me a second to like read what that meant.
02:01:10
Like it's like a tell a penis.
02:01:12
And I'm like, oh, I tell a penis a telescope, a penis is a telescope
02:01:16
like penis.
02:01:17
So old ones can't extend without.
02:01:21
Yeah, that's great
02:01:23
for sure.
02:01:24
I think that's Gary.
02:01:25
That's a Gary sentence.
02:01:28
Honestly, if I was a teenager,
02:01:31
where's that coming from? Two
02:01:34
a magical place.
02:01:36
What a magic, magical penis alien that came to me.
02:01:40
Brought up women's vaginas and then
02:01:44
the more human was born.
02:01:46
Where is that coming from?
02:01:47
A tell a penis is a telescope like penis.
02:01:49
So old ones can't extend without vaginas.
02:01:52
I have a clip, Miss Brady.
02:01:54
Holy shit.
02:01:55
Winter, it's still champion definition.
02:01:58
That's maybe more like her.
02:02:00
I have a bonus round.
02:02:02
That's crazy. Oh,
02:02:04
love a bonus round.
02:02:06
I just thought that was just absurd nature coming out of one of our mouths.
02:02:09
Who said, wait, is that how I do it?
02:02:12
How do I do it?
02:02:14
You, The bumper.
02:02:16
Who said it? Who said it?
02:02:19
This requires a bumper.
02:02:22
Gary said draw.
02:02:25
Secretary said what they said.
02:02:27
I said my wife said, yeah, there's a bumper that we need and we'll do that.
02:02:32
Okay.
02:02:34
I love it, bumper.
02:02:35
I made it sweet.
02:02:37
Who said whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
02:02:39
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
02:02:43
Great theory 123456789 ten.
02:02:50
At least 100 times how many years.
02:02:55
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
02:02:57
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
02:03:01
I want a streak here.
02:03:02
I will say Brady again.
02:03:04
The Gary.
02:03:06
I know who it is.
02:03:06
So I can't play.
02:03:09
It's I didn't oh, drag.
02:03:13
Oh, crap.
02:03:14
Yeah,
02:03:16
yeah.
02:03:18
I'm not actually presenting you.
02:03:20
So what do you do?
02:03:20
I have a fucking tripod camera set up in there by themselves.
02:03:23
They're rolling. Lonely women.
02:03:25
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
02:03:28
Don't ruin my pants.
02:03:30
Yes. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
02:03:32
I'm the king of this game.
02:03:34
I want this to be our new rug.
02:03:36
I need this sound drops for, at least one of them for an alarm.
02:03:41
I'm going to. Wow. How do you know?
02:03:44
For civilization on earth. And he wasn't saying that there was.
02:03:46
He was asking. This is what's up, beautiful about science.
02:03:48
He was asking a question that nobody's ever asked before.
02:03:50
How would you know?
02:03:51
My rules
02:03:52
show he was.
02:03:55
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
02:03:58
Those two different speeds. You. No. That's funny.
02:04:00
What is that?
02:04:03
What?
02:04:04
They just go on.
02:04:07
Oh, wait, that wasn't me.
02:04:08
That was some wrestler. Oh!
02:04:11
Whoa. I have that sound.
02:04:13
I have 5000.
02:04:15
Slowly, but, Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
02:04:18
Slowly but surely.
02:04:20
Wow. I'm not happy I didn't realize.
02:04:23
Oh wait, I'm phrase.
02:04:24
Oh. So first I was not happy about it, but now I'm in good company.
02:04:29
Woohoo!
02:04:30
Woohoo! Woohoo! Woohoo! Woohoo!
02:04:32
Although that's more of a woohoo!
02:04:34
Mine's more of a whoa!
02:04:36
The Brady Bunch was a gay man.
02:04:38
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa yeah
02:04:44
whoa whoa I was actually,
02:04:46
if you even know this stuff.
02:04:49
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
02:04:55
I was wrong, but I had no idea.
02:04:57
Sorry, I can hear.
02:05:00
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa I'm sorry.
02:05:03
What? Fox.
02:05:04
Fox destroyed that
02:05:07
translated into context of, like, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
02:05:11
whoa, hold.
02:05:15
Warning.
02:05:15
Ding ding ding.
02:05:17
Hello.
02:05:18
Oh, we did that. One thing we talked about.
02:05:20
So there's.
02:05:22
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. You guys.
02:05:24
And then
02:05:25
just go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.
02:05:30
All right.
02:05:30
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
02:05:31
Back to the show.
02:05:32
But everyone's gone.
02:05:36
We do have,
02:05:40
Jumped the shark explained.
02:05:42
My question is about a specific episode.
02:05:44
I think it's pretty iconic, which is Fonzie jumping the shark.
02:05:48
And I'm wondering how much of that was really starting to wonder
02:05:51
if this is our last episode. Tell you exactly.
02:05:54
My father was a very, very short German
02:05:57
about this tall.
02:06:01
So those of you who can't see over there, I'm not kidding.
02:06:03
Not much taller, he said to me about 100 times.
02:06:08
Tall guy Marge who lived water ski.
02:06:10
I said, dad, I'm not going to tell him I want to get a more water ski.
02:06:15
I finally said, Gary, my father wants you to know I water ski.
02:06:19
The next thing I know, I'm water skiing.
02:06:24
I did all of the water skiing except for the jump.
02:06:26
They wouldn't let me do the the stunt because if anything happened,
02:06:30
there were no understudies.
02:06:32
So now I let go of the rope.
02:06:35
I come up on the sand, I step out of the skis
02:06:40
and they freeze frame on my smile.
02:06:43
Has that smile.
02:06:44
Is Henry going, oh my God, you did it!
02:06:50
The other half of the the smile is, hey, look at that.
02:06:53
You did it!
02:06:57
Like he still does the voice.
02:06:59
He's still got it.
02:07:03
Did you know that they wanted to call it Fancy's Happy Days?
02:07:06
And, Henry Winkler vetoed it?
02:07:08
No, I thought the dad did,
02:07:11
because Tom Bosley.
02:07:13
Tom Bosley was the other star.
02:07:15
Richie Cunningham was just open.
02:07:18
I mean, yeah, yeah,
02:07:20
I could be
02:07:21
wrong, but I want to say it was Tom Bosley because he was the big name back.
02:07:24
Back then.
02:07:28
Is Tom's
02:07:29
diner de de de de de de de de de de
02:07:33
de de de or or all I want to do
02:07:38
is have some fun or those two different songs.
02:07:42
I don't know,
02:07:45
another same era.
02:07:47
Next, next week the mash ups will be one or the other or both.
02:07:51
Those.
02:07:55
Welcome to Communist or Trump
02:07:57
the game show that somehow gets harder every single week.
02:08:01
Let's meet today's contestant, Gary.
02:08:03
Gary, how are you feeling? Pretty confident.
02:08:06
Look, I know communism when I see it. Fantastic.
02:08:08
I'm going to come.
02:08:09
Let's play.
02:08:17
The federal government buys
02:08:18
a 10% stake in one of America's largest technology companies.
02:08:22
A communist or Trump communist.
02:08:27
Oh. Oh, sorry, Gary Trump.
02:08:31
The United States government now owns roughly 10% of Intel.
02:08:34
Communist, whatever, 100% of the stake.
02:08:37
The government owns it. This is stupid.
02:08:39
I slop, just in case you weren't wondering, Intel part of it,
02:08:42
but government ownership of private industry sounds crown to
02:08:47
Communist or Trump.
02:08:49
The U.S.
02:08:50
government takes a 35% ownership stake in a company
02:08:53
with rights to develop massive oil reserves.
02:08:56
Again.
02:09:00
Wouldn't it be a 100% in order for.
02:09:02
Yeah, let's keep playing
02:09:05
Communist Trump.
02:09:07
What?
02:09:07
And just to make this one slightly more confusing, the oil is in Venezuela.
02:09:12
So I picked communism because it sounded like Venezuela.
02:09:14
And the answer was Trump doing it in Venezuela.
02:09:16
Now you're getting it.
02:09:19
Communist or Trump?
02:09:20
The president says a journalist
02:09:22
should be reported to a government regulator for rebuke or punishment.
02:09:26
After criticizing his political record.
02:09:28
I'm going to come
02:09:30
Communist Trump.
02:09:32
Okay, but surely the government can't punish a TV journalist just because
02:09:35
the president doesn't like what she said.
02:09:40
Would you like to use a life way?
02:09:44
Gary, you currently have zero points.
02:09:46
Thank you for the update,
02:09:47
but our final round is worth everything and this one works a little differently.
02:09:50
Gary, one of these statements is your final answer.
02:09:53
Pick the one you think is Communist.
02:09:54
The government gets a special share of the profits
02:09:56
for your company that allows it to appoint a board member
02:09:58
and veto things like closing factories or moving the company's headquarters, or b
02:10:02
the government guarantees a mining company a minimum price for ten years
02:10:05
and may become its largest shareholder, a b communist.
02:10:10
Oh sorry Gary, that's Trump, that's Trump.
02:10:12
Fine then a hey what communist. What?
02:10:14
And why did you ask me which one use communist. Correct.
02:10:16
And the Pentagon is setting commodity prices.
02:10:18
You're finally getting good again.
02:10:19
I don't think I know what communism means anymore.
02:10:21
That puts you right on track for the bonus round.
02:10:24
Oh, for God's sake.
02:10:25
One last question.
02:10:26
For $10,000, a Democratic governor proposes free school lunches for children.
02:10:30
Communism.
02:10:34
No, Gary,
02:10:35
that's just a school lunch program.
02:10:41
No, Gary,
02:10:42
that's just a little bit program poking fun at school lunch program.
02:10:47
Well, the school lunch program is absolute derails already.
02:10:51
Socialism and communism.
02:10:54
That's another tradition.
02:10:55
We go listen real good.
02:10:56
Good intentions doesn't remove communism
02:11:00
or socialism.
02:11:03
It's still the same thing.
02:11:06
It will end the same way. Okay
02:11:09
okay. Wow.
02:11:13
Oh that's awesome.
02:11:17
I will Gary give me, the.
02:11:20
Apparently they want an adjective noun.
02:11:21
I assume that's a noun with the adjective slapped in front of it, right?
02:11:25
Oh, adjective.
02:11:27
Now, so Blue Moon would count,
02:11:31
but, No, it's a product.
02:11:35
Oh, yeah, that orange flies.
02:11:37
So I'm going to go with
02:11:40
sacrificial lamb.
02:11:45
I'm from this world.
02:11:46
And some of the first
02:11:47
raccoons and octopus, mostly one raccoons all over America.
02:11:50
Right. Where do they come from?
02:11:51
There's no cave drawings of any raccoons in anything, right?
02:11:54
They have drawings of dragons across the entire world.
02:11:59
Oh, my flipping brain is going to explode.
02:12:03
Dude.
02:12:04
Oh, wait for it.
02:12:08
If you're not going to sit down, and you.
02:12:11
If I'm going to sit down and draw something, I'm
02:12:14
not going to draw a squirrel.
02:12:15
I'm going to think of something
02:12:18
that raises this more creative.
02:12:21
And I picked squirrel.
02:12:22
I didn't sure didn't say raccoon.
02:12:24
That's
02:12:26
you know, that's what have you heard
02:12:28
of the name of my road?
02:12:31
No. And people say dragons aren't real, but there's not been.
02:12:35
There's not a Latin name for raccoon. There's not like another name like that.
02:12:38
They just showed up because they're sneaky.
02:12:39
They got the mask on. No, they came here and they were like, we just here.
02:12:42
We got food everywhere.
02:12:43
Yeah, they don't need to take us over until we ran out of trash.
02:12:46
And we've run out of food to throw away like we just went to us this morning.
02:12:49
There's like, no trash anywhere.
02:12:51
The raccoons would come up in their ships like area 50 guys, whereas area 51.
02:12:55
Right.
02:12:56
You were saying you've seen pictures of dragons from every culture in the world.
02:12:59
Have you ever seen pictures?
02:13:00
Show me a drawing of a rabbit from China. Show me.
02:13:03
Show me a story where there was, like the raccoon and the and the squirrel.
02:13:06
There's not. They got hands, bro. They do have it.
02:13:08
And you're saying they built like spaceships?
02:13:10
Whoa, wait.
02:13:11
So when he said the raccoon
02:13:12
in the squirrel,
02:13:12
was he saying there's no stories about the raccoon
02:13:14
and there's no stories about the squirrels?
02:13:16
He's saying there are stories about the squirrel,
02:13:17
but there's no stories about the raccoon and the squirrel.
02:13:19
Therefore, raccoons are aliens.
02:13:21
I love you.
02:13:22
Only two options because he's saying the third thing,
02:13:24
which is there's no story about a raccoon and his girlfriend.
02:13:30
One story.
02:13:30
No, he's saying there's no stories of raccoons in any shape.
02:13:36
Right.
02:13:38
And then specifically, you don't know a story about a raccoon
02:13:41
and his girlfriend, which would make sense for a story. But.
02:13:45
So instead of being discovered, I guess you can discover a new species.
02:13:49
Or instead of evolving,
02:13:52
we haven't seen one.
02:13:53
Therefore they're aliens. Sounds a lot.
02:13:55
And a bear used to be a builder.
02:13:57
Oh, a crypto zoological, mythological being.
02:14:03
And, for 50 years we looked for panda bears, and then we finally found them.
02:14:09
They've got a similar mask to the
02:14:13
the badger.
02:14:14
Do you know what a group of pandas are called?
02:14:17
An embarrassment.
02:14:19
Yeah, yeah.
02:14:20
Did you learn that on flatland?
02:14:23
It's sort of a game.
02:14:25
Yeah.
02:14:26
Raccoons. Yeah.
02:14:27
They like Guardians of the Galaxy.
02:14:29
Why did that come from the galaxy?
02:14:31
They leave base. Everything on all the trees.
02:14:33
Right?
02:14:34
Martin Luther King and and and, Malcolm X, where did this raccoon come from?
02:14:39
From space.
02:14:40
A name.
02:14:41
Another raccoon is not from space. It's.
02:14:44
I mean, I'm not arguing with you.
02:14:45
Even the other word.
02:14:47
Like you have a secret agent.
02:14:49
What?
02:14:50
The government is telling you that raccoons were not supposed to be.
02:14:52
They just showed up them an octopus.
02:14:54
Well the octopus couldn't they have to be in the water?
02:14:56
Should we be shooting them?
02:14:57
What's Yogi Bear, Yogi Bear's friend
02:15:00
I see boo boo boo boo boo boo matrix.
02:15:03
And there he's like, I wouldn't I wouldn't start any ship with the dragon.
02:15:06
Haven't you never been held up at gunpoint by a raccoon?
02:15:09
You imagine that a raccoon just like, hey, give me a give me your trash.
02:15:13
It doesn't take any time for you to matter.
02:15:14
If it's zero time, you can imagine a raccoon, little guy, I guarantee it.
02:15:18
Did I guarantee it?
02:15:19
They said to make a plan.
02:15:21
You just have a plan on the raccoon where they just enslaving people.
02:15:23
They wouldn't make that movie.
02:15:24
They were like, this can't fail because this can actually happen, right?
02:15:26
Literally the week my family moved to America, my dad
02:15:30
put a trap out in our backyard in Michigan and we caught a raccoon.
02:15:34
I'd never seen a raccoon in Michigan during the game here.
02:15:37
You didn't hear stories about it.
02:15:38
They just be there because Eisenhower made a deal with the aliens.
02:15:41
What, raccoons?
02:15:42
Because there wasn't food back then. What?
02:15:44
We've always had trash eat.
02:15:48
And they eat anything like a human. Oh.
02:15:50
How long you been thinking about it, mom? Right.
02:15:52
That's what I don't like about them. I see them much because they're.
02:15:55
Daytime is nighttime. What's the water act?
02:15:57
How are octopuses?
02:15:58
So they landed in the ocean because they obviously need salt water.
02:16:02
So they came from water based planet?
02:16:04
Because I think they came here with the dragons originally here.
02:16:09
Yeah. Right.
02:16:09
Because, like, that's why you can't go to Antarctica.
02:16:11
Like you cannot go to an ark.
02:16:13
Can't you can't I go right.
02:16:14
And then there's like, you can't you can't fly over it.
02:16:16
You can't do anything.
02:16:17
It's more than anything you cannot go to.
02:16:20
And you can only go on the outskirts of Antarctica.
02:16:22
There's a whole continent.
02:16:23
Wait. Really? Yes. You cannot.
02:16:25
You can't even fly over it because that's where they're holding the dragons.
02:16:28
You're telling me the dragons are in Antarctica?
02:16:30
Yes. Right now there's one last dragon.
02:16:33
Raccoons are not from.
02:16:39
That was pretty fun.
02:16:40
Watch the video.
02:16:41
Carry it all.
02:16:42
It all clear up on at WrestleMania.
02:16:44
I'm sure.
02:16:45
Perfect timing for the conspiracies in the.
02:16:49
I don't think there's raccoons and dragons at the, in.
02:16:53
I think there's Nazis.
02:16:55
They're back Nazi.
02:17:00
Well, because that's where the term comes from.
02:17:02
When the somebody is hiding and you can't see him.
02:17:04
Nazi, Nazi, Nazi
02:17:08
can't see.
02:17:11
Wait.
02:17:12
You're missing something.
02:17:14
Did I go there?
02:17:16
I'm moving on.
02:17:18
Oh, no no no no.
02:17:24
So I don't automatically go to the.
02:17:28
Well, I thought this was.
02:17:31
The point.
02:17:31
Can you tell me who you're here with today?
02:17:33
We are just a bunch of friends here doing what is right.
02:17:36
What's with the swastika?
02:17:39
We're national socialists.
02:17:40
It's the only way to save this country.
02:17:45
Backpack.
02:17:45
What does that look like?
02:17:46
Saving the country.
02:17:50
That looks like no more wars for Jews.
02:17:52
Foreign.
02:17:53
Oh, hello.
02:17:56
Let me get there again.
02:17:57
Oh, Heil Hitler, free Palestine
02:18:02
free gold star.
02:18:03
Flag that tried to free, I agree.
02:18:07
Point of views. Videos.
02:18:08
I think there's like, there's like a
02:18:11
contradictory notion to their dynamic
02:18:15
sources.
02:18:15
We're not we're not we're national in that
02:18:18
we believe we're pro the white race and we're not against.
02:18:22
Yeah, we're differences.
02:18:23
Same time we're socialists.
02:18:24
Nope.
02:18:25
Capitalism and capitalism
02:18:26
has been absolutely destructive and, messed up go to economic system.
02:18:30
So we think we need.
02:18:36
If you're gonna wear a swastika in New York City, will you?
02:18:38
So basically, we got out, we got a request. Are you.
02:18:40
Are you embarrassed of your face?
02:18:43
Yeah, we got a request for a salute.
02:18:45
Yeah, because that looks good.
02:18:46
So good.
02:18:47
The United States are change.
02:18:49
We have recognition of racial differences a person faces.
02:18:54
That could only happen when whites out against themselves.
02:18:56
Just like every other race.
02:18:58
And we can come to an agreement on how to do things
02:19:01
like men and not with deception.
02:19:04
Why fake politics like the Democrats and Republicans?
02:19:07
So with that said, and they must have been a woman.
02:19:09
And I don't listen to women yelling.
02:19:11
I tell them to shut up.
02:19:14
And they must have been this object.
02:19:17
And we are socialists. We are guests.
02:19:20
So you don't have to agree with what somebody's saying to allow them to say it
02:19:24
and even maybe listen and then say your point.
02:19:28
If you're against what they're saying, you should be
02:19:33
doing sort of the same thing.
02:19:36
Capitalism, such a phony saying,
02:19:39
oh, me, oh, gig and oh,
02:19:43
yo, you got a little thing going on, right?
02:19:48
You did for the baby.
02:19:49
Oh yeah.
02:19:50
Oh no, you will not make your dick bigger.
02:19:53
I will fight all of you at the same time.
02:19:56
Yeah, I want to fight you at the same time.
02:19:59
Let's have a question for you.
02:20:02
This is Joe Biden.
02:20:04
No more Jewish wars, no more
02:20:09
Sheikh man who is a Jew.
02:20:12
We work with real Nazi.
02:20:14
And that's the real Nazi, the real racist.
02:20:16
We say whites and everyone in the real racist.
02:20:20
If you come out and you protest or your free speech rant and you say
02:20:25
we are, you know, we're the real thing, we're not a psyop.
02:20:29
The first thing that it makes me think is that you are a psyop.
02:20:33
I up?
02:20:33
Yeah, yeah.
02:20:34
Because like, what do these people did for a living like that?
02:20:37
Role play, Larp, live action.
02:20:40
This, those.
02:20:41
You see this and go, hey, guy on the news last night?
02:20:46
Yeah. You're fired.
02:20:47
It's kind of weird.
02:20:48
Now, I don't know if you can fire someone for that.
02:20:50
Yeah, you can fire somebody for no.
02:20:52
Cause in Michigan, their opinion.
02:20:54
Because we have a right to work saying that freedom of speech doesn't exist.
02:21:00
Yeah, that's an illusion.
02:21:01
I don't think you understand exactly what free speech means.
02:21:04
It's not really protecting you.
02:21:06
Or I's an individual, even though I stay.
02:21:08
That I'll say that all the time.
02:21:09
When I say free speech. I mean, it's a concept.
02:21:12
The law of free speech just protects your exercise.
02:21:14
The right to your exercise, to.
02:21:19
I can't think of the right word there to be
02:21:22
a certain religion and to question your government publicly.
02:21:26
That's really all it does.
02:21:27
It doesn't mean you can say nigger and shit whenever you want.
02:21:29
That's not what it means.
02:21:31
It's a small thing.
02:21:33
Brady, if you say if if it's not targeting you
02:21:38
or I think think about how it sounds.
02:21:42
Would you take out the you part?
02:21:44
It's not targeting I, you or me.
02:21:47
That is correct.
02:21:50
You're right.
02:21:52
Right.
02:21:53
I try to say some things that are pretty messed up even when I'm clearheaded.
02:21:57
Just to keep your grammar, expertise involved.
02:22:01
I'll even thank you to come to you.
02:22:06
Yeah, sure.
02:22:07
It's not the this world.
02:22:08
Both Jewish power and what struggle against the Jews, right?
02:22:13
Oh, yeah.
02:22:16
Gary, give me a noun.
02:22:23
It's not a noun.
02:22:23
Super.
02:22:26
Flipper.
02:22:28
These people took my cues from me.
02:22:30
It was my bank account.
02:22:31
I got so much anger in me. Got no way to take it.
02:22:34
I think I'm stuck in the matrix.
02:22:36
When I put my nitro in a cookie.
02:22:38
Like when Jesus gave this shit and I thought,
02:22:41
you know, Trinity telling me they don't say that.
02:22:44
How it felt like I'm driving a car for me, that, oh, this is money, your fame.
02:22:48
I still can't get my car
02:22:50
involved.
02:22:51
Both things could be true.
02:22:52
My children, if they don't see how I be feeling.
02:22:56
So rapid, calm. Aggression. Yeah, bitch.
02:22:58
I'm the villain.
02:23:00
They make a higher than a kite.
02:23:07
They know how.
02:23:09
They don't understand the things I said on Twitter.
02:23:14
They got.
02:23:16
They don't understand the things that sounds
02:23:19
money.
02:23:20
Cause now she's making a sound.
02:23:22
Come on, tell me how much.
02:23:27
How she can I put the cream on the beans?
02:23:33
And it's biblical.
02:23:34
I'm show you more.
02:23:38
Now, this isn't the right one.
02:23:41
He was higher than a kite.
02:23:45
Here, give me a Seinfeld.
02:23:47
Oh, wait. What? What was the question?
02:23:50
It's person in room. Last name.
02:23:52
But honestly, it could be anyone's last name.
02:23:53
I hate when they segregated the person in a room.
02:23:56
So any anybody's last name?
02:23:59
We'll go with Cyrus.
02:24:05
The fuck is that?
02:24:08
The part of Hannah Montana, his name that's going to drop.
02:24:11
Thank you.
02:24:15
I for a second, I thought you're gonna say Seinfeld.
02:24:17
But then Cyrus came out, and then I was like, the fuck? What is up?
02:24:19
Where are you pulling that from?
02:24:21
Makes sense.
02:24:22
Yeah.
02:24:27
He's dropping that part of her name here.
02:24:30
I'm up right here.
02:24:31
Yeah, this is the right one.
02:24:33
You need a fledge.
02:24:38
I was made of a word for.
02:24:42
What's that?
02:24:44
Oh, you're back there by the protesters or by who?
02:24:49
The black. They're black. And he's really.
02:24:50
He's just.
02:24:53
Not fooling around.
02:24:55
This is the Jewish response to the, white nationalist that we just left.
02:24:59
Okay. Right. For you.
02:25:00
You got us here to do.
02:25:02
Yes. Listen, dude, listen, listen, let me explain something.
02:25:06
You and I are in the same business.
02:25:09
We're in the same business.
02:25:11
Our business is to get people to see things the way we see.
02:25:17
The problem is you're in the wrong place.
02:25:22
You hear how well I'm doing.
02:25:24
This is what you want.
02:25:26
You want to do what?
02:25:28
Like I am good people here that hear me look at
02:25:31
what happened to you.
02:25:42
Because context is very important for your message.
02:25:45
For example, if I was going to do my little comedy show that I do,
02:25:50
if I went to a Australian rules rugby game and I told this guy
02:25:55
I was.
02:25:59
If I said, this guy
02:26:01
you check out, I'm going to do my comedy act here.
02:26:04
I would get that same reaction I would that kicked out on my ass,
02:26:08
because that's not where I belong.
02:26:12
Here's the other thing.
02:26:13
I think you need to go back and tell who's ever running your organization.
02:26:18
We just gave more money to a Jew.
02:26:23
That's funny.
02:26:25
I'm. Oh, I enjoy that.
02:26:28
You can go up.
02:26:31
Rainbows never go down.
02:26:34
Rainbow never got Hitler's.
02:26:36
Banana bread is the best.
02:26:38
It is the best.
02:26:40
Gary, give me a noun.
02:26:42
I would eat it.
02:26:45
Banana bread.
02:26:47
Hey, there's banana bread.
02:26:48
All right, before Gary Anderson, we have to do
02:26:53
your UAP, which I don't even.
02:26:55
They're going to call it something else when that doesn't make sense.
02:26:58
What happened to UFO?
02:27:02
You traditionally
02:27:03
it was of got a it's got a book called ufo.
02:27:08
Well, the same thing I could eat unidentified aerial phenomena, like,
02:27:12
I think you're onto something.
02:27:13
Stigma sounds a lot like tradition.
02:27:15
Wait a minute.
02:27:16
Who has a problem with me? Self identified.
02:27:18
You see, flying object for the common era instead of seen for before Christ.
02:27:23
Hypocrite. Well,
02:27:25
exactly.
02:27:26
It's just gotta be. See?
02:27:29
What's wrong with that?
02:27:30
Religion isn't a stigma.
02:27:32
Oh, I got him on this.
02:27:34
Tell me what the E stands for.
02:27:40
So you use BCE and you don't even know what E stands for.
02:27:44
Before the Common ERA.
02:27:45
I already said all of that era.
02:27:47
Oh, I didn't hear you.
02:27:49
ERA. ERA. I didn't hear ya. See, I'm.
02:27:51
I'm era.
02:27:53
I'm a rapper.
02:27:54
And I didn't even know I said before the common era.
02:27:57
And then I said before Christ.
02:27:59
And then you ask me what the E stands for.
02:28:02
Yeah.
02:28:02
So I'm going to ask you for another down era. Oh,
02:28:07
era.
02:28:11
Why are we all squeezed into the side?
02:28:12
Are we going to you're going to do the UAP or should I?
02:28:14
Oh yeah. The you're waiting for me. My bad. Wait,
02:28:18
I so this is the bread and then era.
02:28:21
Yeah.
02:28:22
I just, shared it, I shared here I was waiting for you to say something.
02:28:26
You went to it. You shared my screen.
02:28:28
How do you share his screen?
02:28:30
I can't even share my screen.
02:28:31
Shared the video. Uploaded.
02:28:33
Did you want it right?
02:28:34
You're the one who's responsible for clicking the play.
02:28:36
I can't click play on your video.
02:28:39
Okay, there you go.
02:28:39
We see it. So pause it for a second.
02:28:41
We'll just a little context here. Just go.
02:28:44
Go to any scene that you can get to the you know where you can
02:28:47
see lights.
02:28:50
I can't see.
02:28:51
And why do you feel like I'm just got a good idea?
02:28:53
Why did you pull it up? I don't understand,
02:28:55
okay, okay, so you can see the Big Dipper.
02:28:58
These are. These are 10s.
02:28:59
So iPhone does a night night mode that takes a ten second still
02:29:03
so you can see shit at night because of the light exposure, blah, blah blah.
02:29:07
So these are ten second bursts back to back to back to back.
02:29:11
The light
02:29:13
that's flashing may or may not be a lighthouse.
02:29:17
And so about it seems like it, it it
02:29:20
other than the couple times where I screwed up timing on pushing that
02:29:23
button, that light flashes every like 10s.
02:29:26
So, you will see the lights in the sky between the lighthouse flash
02:29:33
so that three the three lights
02:29:34
that are above the lighthouse between the Big Dipper.
02:29:36
Yeah, right in there.
02:29:37
So that area constantly is changing.
02:29:41
It gets new lights introduced.
02:29:43
They're going different directions.
02:29:45
At first it started with two lights and they kind of separated.
02:29:48
And then all of a sudden other lights came out of the one light and like
02:29:52
in like a pattern that like went out like it was fucking weird.
02:29:56
But then there was some
02:29:57
that were coming left to right, right to left, back and forth.
02:30:01
Like this is just still frames put back to back to back quickly.
02:30:05
So you can kind of get an idea of like just
02:30:08
I lined up the Big Dipper and left everything.
02:30:11
Yeah, I bet.
02:30:12
So Big Dipper, the Big Dipper.
02:30:14
Oh, this is the stars.
02:30:16
The fucking lights that are in that area.
02:30:18
What the fuck is that instead?
02:30:20
Oh, there's there's there's it says it, there's,
02:30:24
a military something in Alpena area, but like.
02:30:27
Yeah, this is multiple nights.
02:30:30
The first night night, it was way more.
02:30:32
But, they say that sometimes they do like to, exercises and shit.
02:30:37
That's way too many lights.
02:30:38
It's it's way too much going on.
02:30:40
And they're going, like, up and weird.
02:30:42
And it's just it it's,
02:30:44
it was on and it went on for over an hour.
02:30:46
We watched this for over an hour.
02:30:49
Drone show,
02:30:52
no practice on a random fucking Wednesday.
02:30:55
Yeah.
02:30:56
I practicing for a an exhibition drone
02:30:59
show you watched for an hour, and we have four still shots.
02:31:02
That's.
02:31:03
I'm not going to sit there and say it's hard to take.
02:31:06
Let's see if this even
02:31:08
I mean for still shots these are back to back to back
02:31:09
to back to back to back to back to back.
02:31:11
All right six six. Back to back to back to back.
02:31:13
Still shots. Oh gentlemen burst this one. It slows it down.
02:31:16
So this is the more slowed down
02:31:18
or these are I'm saying there's still there's it's from one to the next.
02:31:21
Be awesome. If we could see them moving.
02:31:24
Yeah. I'm sorry.
02:31:25
You can't take video of shit at night in the sky.
02:31:28
I don't know what the fuck you want from me.
02:31:30
Hahahahahahahaha.
02:31:34
We were, like, blaming me for the capability of there
02:31:36
not being a fucking way of filming fucking lights in the sky.
02:31:39
Well, I don't I I'm just hoping and wishing that you had more.
02:31:45
I'm not blaming you.
02:31:46
I want to know who hurt you.
02:31:48
We got to get to the bottom of this real thing.
02:31:49
Shit. Now that we don't. I like that.
02:31:54
Yeah, I think so.
02:31:55
Nobody asked me.
02:31:56
Normally, I by side, but I think they're in.
02:31:59
But I'm just getting started. This is fun.
02:32:02
A lot of the perspective is skewed from the black sky and the night vision
02:32:07
and any little bit of light bouncing off of any type
02:32:09
of a moth or a bird or a bug would look just like this.
02:32:14
In fact, they do.
02:32:17
But no,
02:32:19
no, because it would have flown by in two seconds.
02:32:21
It wouldn't have held in place
02:32:24
for long enough for it for the long term exposure to take.
02:32:28
So fuck off or to register. Yeah.
02:32:30
Well they're they're blurred
02:32:34
that bird.
02:32:34
But moving.
02:32:36
Whoa. That was the weird.
02:32:38
Oh those.
02:32:38
Yeah. I'm moving the camera a little bit like in some of the.
02:32:41
No, no, those are fucking space bird.
02:32:44
You are not moving the camera.
02:32:46
I do not accept your reasonable explanation.
02:32:48
I want it to be interesting.
02:32:49
So therefore look it right there. Boom.
02:32:51
Because I froze it right there with the tails.
02:32:53
That clearly indicates that they look like space sperm
02:32:56
or anything else but space sperm or dildos.
02:33:03
I just wanted to say that so I could play this.
02:33:05
Look, I'm in the sky. It's a bird.
02:33:07
It's a plane, I love it.
02:33:09
Yes. Superman or dildos?
02:33:14
It looks more like dildos.
02:33:15
Little sperm dildos would not.
02:33:18
Looks like rain.
02:33:19
Now it looks like rain on a windshield.
02:33:20
We would love.
02:33:21
There isn't sky.
02:33:22
There's glass.
02:33:24
And these are water droplets on them.
02:33:26
The sky doesn't exist.
02:33:32
Of course, I'm obviously shitting out a little bit.
02:33:34
I mean, I give me an edge phenomenon, believe it or not.
02:33:37
Unknown aerial phenomenon.
02:33:39
If you don't know that they're bugs, that qualifies as a UAP
02:33:44
adjective.
02:33:48
Yes he did.
02:33:49
He did.
02:33:50
Yeah. As opposed to below.
02:33:51
And we missed it.
02:33:54
Adjective.
02:33:55
And I abandoned the chair every 15 minutes.
02:33:57
Roughly anyway. Yeah.
02:33:59
Did we miss something?
02:34:00
Where were we talking over? Like,
02:34:03
I don't know.
02:34:12
That would be great.
02:34:22
Man, this,
02:34:24
All right, let's see where this one goes.
02:34:28
I heard the.
02:34:29
Hey, Gary. Have a nice day. It's nice talking to you, buddy.
02:34:32
I'd more likely fixate on the empty couch.
02:34:35
That is interesting to me.
02:34:37
The stains that are on it or what?
02:34:40
No, I tried to mention that.
02:34:44
There's no sound.
02:34:46
There is.
02:34:46
If you turn it in. Oh, shit,
02:34:49
I should wait.
02:34:50
What happened to typically?
02:34:53
Pretty heavy monitor, and I'm pretty sure it's a woman.
02:34:56
I believe that's, based on the.
02:34:58
Based on the titties.
02:35:00
That was, two speakers facing in two.
02:35:04
Sometimes when the room is too small, you can put the right, the left channels
02:35:07
right in the middle of the fucking room, and then you only have to use one stand.
02:35:09
And apparently that's what he did.
02:35:10
But what they didn't tell him is you have to get the heavy duty stand.
02:35:14
Oh, no.
02:35:15
There's no way a woman could have plugged in or, like, not fucking.
02:35:17
I don't know, I don't know, it's.
02:35:20
You think someone kind of knocked it over a little bit?
02:35:23
Oh, you think the gyration is what, like, rocked the stage a little bit?
02:35:27
He's got a wireless microphone, so I go kind of
02:35:30
in that area to support the girl.
02:35:36
Wow. There's got to be a pun and.
02:35:45
Know.
02:35:48
The speakers
02:35:50
beat it.
02:35:51
That's not it.
02:35:54
Oh my God.
02:36:06
It's a carry in Georgia.
02:36:13
Something like that.
02:36:17
No, I got extra
02:36:18
sleep tonight so I can stay an extra long.
02:36:22
Third video.
02:36:30
1800.
02:36:31
What if a massive reset happened in the 1800s?
02:36:34
And the generations that came after?
02:36:36
We're taught to forget the world that existed before it.
02:36:39
During the 19th and early 20th centuries, thousands
02:36:41
of orphaned children were transported across the United States.
02:36:45
And America wasn't alone.
02:36:46
Other countries were dealing
02:36:47
with enormous numbers of orphaned children during this same general period.
02:36:51
But then look at what was happening to the world around them.
02:36:54
Chicago burned, Boston burned.
02:36:55
San Francisco was devastated by earthquake and fire.
02:36:58
Entire sections of major cities disappeared, taking countless buildings.
02:37:02
Seems like they kind of outgrew their, abilities and knowledge.
02:37:07
Like they're like, let's just build all this shit and then
02:37:10
they copied each other.
02:37:11
They probably traveled. Some people traveled, right?
02:37:13
They didn't have planes, but they had ships.
02:37:16
Oh, we feature Vector City in Myanmar,
02:37:20
formerly Siam, where they built this giant city
02:37:24
with the five lane highways with no population,
02:37:30
population zero.
02:37:31
And they built this like capital city.
02:37:34
It's like
02:37:36
big buildings and crap and highways
02:37:38
and no people where
02:37:43
Myanmar.
02:37:48
Where
02:37:49
Siam.
02:37:51
Burma.
02:37:55
Myanmar.
02:37:58
That's what it's called now.
02:38:01
Oh, Siam.
02:38:03
What?
02:38:03
It's called Siam on the risk map.
02:38:06
Nice things and records of the old world.
02:38:09
That's a map.
02:38:09
By the same time, thousands of projects were being committed to an enormous,
02:38:13
insane asylum scattered across the country.
02:38:16
And then the world's fairs, cities suddenly filled
02:38:19
with enormous palaces, domes, statues and monuments displaying enormous rooms.
02:38:24
What is this evidence that they suddenly appeared?
02:38:28
The invention of the invention of photography.
02:38:32
Suddenly there was record everywhere of these giant buildings.
02:38:35
Yeah,
02:38:37
I mean, we're just overlooking that, right?
02:38:41
I just think it's interesting that they were building
02:38:44
these giant buildings.
02:38:49
It's understandable.
02:38:50
Like, modern people could do that, but we don't.
02:38:53
And then it would be so difficult for people without cranes and, you know,
02:38:58
big equipment like horse drawn buggies and crap to do this and that.
02:39:03
Yeah, they do it and we don't.
02:39:05
It's just bizarre.
02:39:08
I think they did.
02:39:09
It doesn't fit the narrative.
02:39:10
It doesn't fit the this is the time frame.
02:39:13
And these videos, I noticed a lot of floating things.
02:39:17
They're usually not UAP, but they're like hot air balloons, kind of stuff.
02:39:21
Like,
02:39:22
Yeah, they usually look like balloons.
02:39:26
But another interesting thing is these busses.
02:39:29
Not busses, but train loads full of orphans.
02:39:34
At the same time as these giant insane
02:39:38
asylums being filled with people for less than enough reason,
02:39:42
a lot of people away like this, an insane asylum was a way to put a criminal away.
02:39:46
Like a prisoner saying save it.
02:39:49
Maybe someone would know someone who is a prisoner of the state
02:39:54
and maybe is in prison because they're convicted of a fistfight.
02:39:59
Maybe someone who designed this set would be someone
02:40:03
that would match that description well, without taking them to court
02:40:07
and pressing charges and stuff, you can have them committed
02:40:12
so much simpler to get rid of troublemakers.
02:40:17
You got 12 years to do that.
02:40:19
Call, not just one.
02:40:22
So you bus off the children
02:40:25
to these,
02:40:27
these communities that you've built with no population
02:40:31
and have to start over with
02:40:35
would.
02:40:37
Unbelievable level of architecture.
02:40:40
We're told many of these structures were built specifically for the fairs.
02:40:43
But when the exhibitions ended, much of it was demolished.
02:40:46
Imagine you wanted an entire population to forget what existed before them.
02:40:50
You would have to erase the physical evidence of the old world.
02:40:53
You would need the people who remembered it to disappear.
02:40:56
And most importantly,
02:40:57
you would need a new generation with no memory of what came before.
02:41:00
Suddenly, the orphan trains become part of a much darker question.
02:41:04
Thousands of children growing up without parents to tell them about past,
02:41:08
entering a world where cities had burned, old buildings were disappearing,
02:41:11
and history was being taught to them by someone else
02:41:14
who is non conforming to the new way.
02:41:18
It's locked up.
02:41:20
They're orphans, don't get told anything and have to start over.
02:41:25
I think they just got draw.
02:41:28
Yeah they did.
02:41:30
What did you think?
02:41:30
The early hundreds weren't the beginning of the modern or the new 14.
02:41:34
Right. You just disappeared world.
02:41:37
What if a mass appeared like three times since I, went to go pee?
02:41:43
Yeah.
02:41:43
And I found a new Javert.
02:41:49
Right.
02:41:54
Eating meat.
02:41:55
And he was also somebody that hated eating meat.
02:42:03
But he ran a campaign to beat me.
02:42:05
He called it. Beat me.
02:42:07
I don't know what the hell he meant by the.
02:42:12
These people.
02:42:13
What the hell is he was the beat race in Texas.
02:42:18
He really said that?
02:42:24
But it was bad for his image.
02:42:25
So he started eating meat.
02:42:28
And he recently. Yeah.
02:42:30
This getting worse.
02:42:31
I'm getting myself in trouble.
02:42:33
It's getting worse.
02:42:38
I'm going to carbs.
02:42:39
Recently seen having a barbecue
02:42:42
and eating a lot of meat.
02:42:47
But that's what happened.
02:42:48
He ate it.
02:42:49
And then he was seen running backstage
02:42:52
to a room and throwing up all over the place.
02:42:56
The chicken has beaten off the contender.
02:42:59
He's a funny president.
02:43:02
Yeah.
02:43:04
Like that.
02:43:04
So what's your logo like?
02:43:08
Washington had,
02:43:11
What's it called?
02:43:12
Well, Vernon.
02:43:15
And what did the Kennedys have?
02:43:16
That orchard?
02:43:18
Yeah, I don't I don't have a problem with that.
02:43:20
Do people have a problem with that?
02:43:21
What are they going to give me?
02:43:22
Oh, no. Overvaluing. Give me the privilege.
02:43:25
People get to be president and wealthy, privileged people have vacation homes.
02:43:30
And some of the presidential vacation homes were extravagant.
02:43:34
Mar-A-Lago is no exception.
02:43:37
How do they make that at only a president's salary?
02:43:41
Oh, that's
02:43:42
another problem I have with the midterm elections.
02:43:45
They're fighting over a job that pays a quarter of $1 million a year.
02:43:49
They're spending millions on advertising.
02:43:54
I thought they spent a billion.
02:43:55
Last one.
02:43:57
Okay, they're spending
02:44:00
missing. So it's still millions.
02:44:02
So spending pennies.
02:44:05
Spending pennies. The
02:44:10
I mean, it's still pennies.
02:44:12
Government's so corrupt.
02:44:13
I can't even express to you how corrupt I think it is.
02:44:19
But one thing I can say about these midterm elections,
02:44:22
I said I don't like, dour Al Saheed.
02:44:28
I might be getting his name wrong.
02:44:29
Abdul Saheed I think he's running for Michigan.
02:44:33
Something or another.
02:44:34
Well, the more negative advertising campaigns
02:44:38
I hear about him, like, the more,
02:44:41
mudslinging I hear against them.
02:44:44
Slander against him.
02:44:46
Like, the more bad advertising I hear against.
02:44:50
I'll. I'll say he I hear more.
02:44:52
I like him,
02:44:55
he's dangerous.
02:44:56
He's he's dangerous, I love that I love that
02:44:59
he takes donations through Actblue.
02:45:03
He's the one. You hear my son over here.
02:45:04
Oh, my God, I guess you speaking of Actblue
02:45:10
isn't actually the dude in front.
02:45:11
It's the reason why you had my son over there.
02:45:13
All right, get your trash.
02:45:15
You heard him.
02:45:16
Oh, I still hear that.
02:45:18
Oh, Tyler, go there, right there.
02:45:21
Make him cry. Oh, no.
02:45:25
When that.
02:45:25
When you were being discriminated against him.
02:45:28
Yeah, that was wasn't for me.
02:45:30
Why is this still sound like a black man?
02:45:35
At least he did.
02:45:36
The voice before you.
02:45:38
Creative or funny?
02:45:40
He's got the boos for the the cracker
02:45:43
is maybe.
02:45:44
Yeah. You got a move.
02:45:45
That's great, buddy, you just.
02:45:48
Oh, good. Oh,
02:45:50
good God, no scrubs.
02:45:53
Shut up.
02:45:53
Also. Come on, help me mop the trash.
02:45:56
This way. I'm crossing over me.
02:45:59
This is how I would act.
02:46:01
If I wonder what crazy did you say?
02:46:05
Oh, man, I'm getting married.
02:46:09
Yeah, I'm pretty, but I'm taking all the boys down to gamble them down.
02:46:13
Myrtle beach.
02:46:14
Myrtle, we're going to Myrtle.
02:46:17
Thank you, thank you, thank you. A.
02:46:24
Ten. You.
02:46:26
Me. Lucas.
02:46:29
Quick! Break it. Quick!
02:46:30
Break it in front of these kids. Embarrassing the hell out of you.
02:46:33
What you gonna do when you hear me go off?
02:46:35
You always do.
02:46:37
Fine, Brian, don't hit me.
02:46:40
Don't get me again. Oh,
02:46:43
unlock the baby mama on the baby.
02:46:45
Bonus time.
02:46:47
I'm not the baby mama on the baby mamas.
02:46:48
And I'm not the baby mama.
02:46:50
I'm in the baby mama, daddy, I'm the baby.
02:46:52
Whoa! Oh, man. Had.
02:46:57
I Facebook family, I'm just celebrating my sobriety.
02:47:01
100% drug free.
02:47:03
We are going down the l hand, Tiger.
02:47:05
Get smoking babies tonight.
02:47:07
Okay. Facebook family. Love y'all.
02:47:11
Thank y'all for coming off my baby's six week sobriety.
02:47:14
Come on. I'm.
02:47:16
Oh, yeah.
02:47:18
Now bring out the smoking baby.
02:47:20
Oh, good lord, so bad is you
02:47:26
gonna be all right?
02:47:28
Oh. Oh, God.
02:47:31
Thank you so much. This is.
02:47:34
Oh, good lord.
02:47:35
Hey, yo, I'm smoking my.
02:47:42
Oh, wow. Oh!
02:47:46
Oh my God,
02:47:48
good Lord.
02:47:50
Oh, that runs
02:47:53
oh oh.
02:47:56
Good Lord, he's not.
02:47:59
He's not a comedian enough to write, any type
02:48:02
of, like, punchline or joke setup humor.
02:48:06
And I feel like he thinks that he's like improv, but he doesn't.
02:48:09
He's not.
02:48:10
He lacks any improv skills.
02:48:12
He just does what you would expect.
02:48:15
Like, oh, look at me.
02:48:16
I'm a I'm a white, crazy woman.
02:48:18
I'm a I have ten cats.
02:48:19
And, you know, I've got shit all over my house because, you know, I'm a hoarder.
02:48:24
And, you know, I go to church every Sunday.
02:48:26
You know, I got 12 kids, and I don't see any of them.
02:48:29
Like, you could just
02:48:31
you come up with that on the spot was like, it's it's low hanging fruit.
02:48:34
Like there's nothing unique or creative.
02:48:36
The costume again is great.
02:48:39
What he does with it is just I'm wearing the costume like, that's that's it.
02:48:43
He thinks that that's all he has to do next.
02:48:46
I don't get why put on this pedestal.
02:48:48
I don't, I don't I have yet to understand it.
02:48:50
George is going to do, black lady from inner city Detroit.
02:48:55
Let's see how that one goes over.
02:48:58
Is that a chicken Caesar salad?
02:49:00
No, it's a buddy's antipasto salad.
02:49:03
Well, I can't I do like you play the bumper.
02:49:05
Then you could have play along.
02:49:06
I could have played the bumper.
02:49:09
Dude, I better be myself.
02:49:11
Freeze up.
02:49:15
Did I not even send that salad?
02:49:18
This was.
02:49:19
I mean, adjective because I.
02:49:21
Oh, I, I started earlier, but I couldn't for some reason, I, I wasn't heard.
02:49:27
I don't know why.
02:49:28
Oh, yeah. I was ignoring you.
02:49:30
Adjective.
02:49:32
Forgettable.
02:49:37
What did you say?
02:49:38
I forgot, right?
02:49:40
Oh, yeah.
02:49:42
I don't have a video for the, Miami family.
02:49:47
For some reason, it says.
02:49:48
It says the exit, the exact caption.
02:49:50
But then it shows the, Amazon plane.
02:49:57
Or is that
02:50:00
I'm confused.
02:50:03
Yeah, that's.
02:50:04
Yeah, I see that popped up.
02:50:05
And since then, there's been like, four other plane crashes and it's like,
02:50:08
you know, we can't cover them all, so fuck that one.
02:50:13
I'll just hit the up the helicopter
02:50:17
up for the buffet for the company.
02:50:21
It's really all I wanted anyway.
02:50:24
But I'm not supposed to, I'm not supposed to share stuff from this one.
02:50:27
But George sent in a picture of the steak he cooked, and I wanted to share it.
02:50:30
Check that out.
02:50:32
Oh. Yeah.
02:50:33
That's the guy that looks delicious.
02:50:35
It's like a $70 tomahawk. Yeah.
02:50:38
Looks like Trump.
02:50:40
It does look like Trump.
02:50:41
Look at that hair.
02:50:42
Was that really my steak?
02:50:45
Yeah,
02:50:46
he looked like that. Yeah.
02:50:48
You don't remember it.
02:50:49
That's how you do the show.
02:50:50
Complete and utter lies the entire time.
02:50:53
What do you eat there.
02:50:54
Chicken Caesar salad. Yup.
02:50:55
I did send you a steak.
02:50:58
Yeah, but it's in the wrong.
02:50:59
I'm not allowed to share personal photos.
02:51:01
I've been. I learned my lesson.
02:51:05
I got the 5000.
02:51:06
He's.
02:51:07
He scolded you got little wrist overslept.
02:51:10
You're right. I could.
02:51:11
All right. I'm out of videos.
02:51:14
I can't believe I do this with my tooth, but, as above, so below.
02:51:18
I know that hurt my feelings, buddy.
02:51:23
It's the Gary and this work.
02:51:29
By the.
02:51:30
When the bumpers work.
02:51:31
What is this?
02:51:34
I can try to do it.
02:51:38
It's the Gary and Draw show
02:51:42
now. Gary Jr
02:51:45
Brady has a burger
02:51:46
and so be load because he was there.
02:51:50
This is much lunch now.
02:51:54
So this this is what I just this
02:51:58
this is quite large.
02:52:09
William Shakespeare.
02:52:10
It's the Brady and Joshua Brady and or Gary
02:52:14
as above and so below.
02:52:17
Because he's so close Brady.
02:52:18
And for sure we're doing it our way.
02:52:22
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
02:52:25
Brady.
02:52:26
And your show in this Brady and draw extension the Brady draw.
02:52:39
This is what lunch now
02:52:44
this is lunch I just ordered this.
02:52:47
This is quite large.
02:52:53
William Shakespeare.
02:52:57
William Shakespeare is regarded
02:52:58
by scholars and toes alike as the greatest playwright
02:53:03
and particle ever to put a pen to feces.
02:53:07
Although he wrote in his native Wiener,
02:53:09
Shakespeare has been translated into 12 different bowls, and his plays
02:53:14
and poems are stupidly read and performed everywhere in the world.
02:53:18
Hamlet's soliloquy soliloquy,
02:53:21
which begins to be or not to be, that is the doobie.
02:53:25
That's a good rhyme,
02:53:27
has been delivered on stage by more dead actors than any other sacrificial lamb
02:53:32
ever written among Shakespeare's, Shakespeare's, Shakespeare, Shakespeare.
02:53:38
Among Shakespeare's greatest plays are hamlet,
02:53:42
Romeo and Juliet, The Slipper of Venice, King
02:53:46
Cyrus and Midsummer Nights, Hitlers Banana Bread,
02:53:51
and The Taming of the era.
02:53:54
We could go on, but we must leave.
02:53:56
As Romeo said to Juliet, parting is such forgettable sorrow.
02:54:04
Nice.
02:54:05
That was our best lives ever
02:54:08
today. Well, yeah.
02:54:10
Amen. Yeah.
02:54:11
You gotta give props to Brady.
02:54:14
He signed off, legitimately.
02:54:18
And he was a real trouper for sticking to it, even though, boo boo boo boo.
02:54:23
You know, first time watch a long time call it it.
02:54:30
I'll have to get the snaggle
02:54:31
tooth removed it at some point eventually,
02:54:34
but it's kind of like the our call sign at this point.
02:54:37
Like, I'm the face of the firm giving all sticks to my son.
02:54:43
And it fake any part of my face.
02:54:48
Isn't it fake?
02:54:49
Anyway,
02:54:51
No, this is fake.
02:54:52
Don't you have a fake snaggle.
02:54:53
So I was wrong. I'm sorry.
02:54:55
That is.
02:54:55
That is probably
02:54:56
my only guest act that I've ever done is I may have given oral sex to my son.
02:55:00
Was there know about those? Oral? Yeah.
02:55:03
Yes. Secretary. Did.
02:55:05
So what do you
02:55:06
guys do on, The Brady and Show love?
02:55:10
You talk about salad, eat salad.
02:55:15
I should have some of the sandwich.
02:55:16
I stopped sitting and stuff, I had one, I had a Seinfeld clip.
02:55:20
I had, got it.
02:55:22
I had a good one, lined up.
02:55:25
I had another Sabina.
02:55:27
Sabina talks about I a lot,
02:55:30
but I we've kind of fallen away from her.
02:55:33
We've we haven't had a good meet you kioku in a long time.
02:55:38
Yeah.
02:55:39
And to if you could bring him back.
02:55:43
I don't know, I,
02:55:44
I watch different stuff nowadays.
02:55:47
I watch different stuff too.
02:55:50
Well what's a dog doing?
02:55:52
We both have dogs in in frame.
02:55:58
Yeah.
02:55:59
Oh. At your dog?
02:56:01
No. Wheel of fortune.
02:56:03
A long time announcer, Jim Thornton, has been suspended from the show.
02:56:07
Sony Pictures Television confirmed in a statement
02:56:09
that Thornton will not be involved with the program,
02:56:12
as the studio looks into allegations against him.
02:56:15
TMZ reported that the allegations, involving an incident between Thornton
02:56:19
and an American Airlines passenger on a flight back in May.
02:56:23
We reached out to Thornton for comment but have not heard back.
02:56:27
Wheel of fortune.
02:56:29
Okay, I'm Thornton.
02:56:31
That's okay.
02:56:33
So, I did see somebody go say something about like, oh, you know,
02:56:38
somebody who,
02:56:40
looks at somebody else's computer while they're on a plane, you know, like.
02:56:44
But at the same time,
02:56:45
when you're doing some of this blatant, then you're not hiding it all.
02:56:48
And he's literally talking about how somebody could see
02:56:52
what he's looking at and how he's like, they probably won't even pay attention.
02:56:57
And if they do, it just looks like a bunch of words and shit.
02:56:59
Now, maybe if I pulled up some, you know, some pictures and stuff, then yuck, yuck.
02:57:03
You know. You know, there's like. Yeah.
02:57:07
So, stop pulling up these fucking ads.
02:57:11
So the main crux in some of these, though,
02:57:13
there's a lot of, like, banter that doesn't really make too much sense
02:57:15
because you don't get a lot of the context here.
02:57:17
But, he's talking to somebody on this, I forget what it's called,
02:57:22
but it's a, chat meant for, you know, these people that meet
02:57:27
these people
02:57:28
or, talk to each other about it.
02:57:31
They've built up a community, and they, they just love,
02:57:34
normalizing their behavior by discussing it with each other
02:57:37
and making each other feel more comfortable about it.
02:57:40
Okay.
02:57:42
And so, he said, got there was fucking ad
02:57:47
said I went to Golden Crow for the first time
02:57:50
with my dad and his wife yesterday.
02:57:52
Nice hangout for kids.
02:57:53
Saw a couple cute boys and a hot little girl.
02:57:55
And then, for some reason, the other person's chat just got disconnected,
02:57:59
and he still goes on, and he said, all you can eat buffet.
02:58:03
Oh, God.
02:58:06
They're went on with different, different bands after that.
02:58:09
But that was just kind of got his half ass thrown in there
02:58:14
because, that's the same one.
02:58:16
Oh, you can eat buffet.
02:58:19
Now, a couple of the Q boys in the hot little girl,
02:58:24
what?
02:58:27
So that's how you get kicked off
02:58:29
of Wheel of Fortune.
02:58:33
When I was first
02:58:34
into the Bell World, I wanted to just meet everybody.
02:58:37
And I realized there are so many sad cases.
02:58:40
It's tough, I think. Bell I think that might be, like, the only love.
02:58:44
I'm not sure, but I might be, Okay, I but.
02:58:53
Where's the main part of this one?
02:59:03
Yeah.
02:59:03
Was it was crazy doing lifeline from the sky.
02:59:05
Lifeline is the place where these type of people
02:59:10
go to, like, talk to each other about
02:59:13
this and potentially share it.
02:59:16
Learned something every every week. Yeah, I learned it from this.
02:59:19
This. Yeah. So it's crazy using lifeline from the sky.
02:59:21
Wait, you're on a plane? What if someone sees.
02:59:24
Yes, exactly.
02:59:24
What if someone sees a random sequence of lines on a screen?
02:59:27
I love it.
02:59:29
So they're literally talking about I'm getting, you know, but I won't get caught.
02:59:33
Meanwhile, he's literally getting caught as we're getting caught.
02:59:36
And that's how you get caught.
02:59:39
Hide this. Hide the part that says lifeline.
02:59:42
So it's just a few lines.
02:59:43
It's a big middle finger to the man who takes away every other enjoyable activity.
02:59:49
We close on what call would be child.
02:59:53
Yeah. To look up another
02:59:56
pair of initials called Found Love.
02:59:59
No, we know what CP means.
03:00:01
And that's coming up here.
03:00:03
Okay. Do I
03:00:06
teleport?
03:00:07
Oh, this is the this is the announcer.
03:00:09
From we go a fortune.
03:00:13
Yeah.
03:00:14
Not anymore.
03:00:15
I remember there was a guy on the plane who was actually looking at CPR
03:00:17
on his laptop on the flight.
03:00:19
Yeah, he didn't fare so well either.
03:00:21
Like,
03:00:28
So they're just openly talking
03:00:30
about child pornography.
03:00:35
Yeah.
03:00:36
And, Yeah.
03:00:37
So when he got off this plane, his, he was,
03:00:41
arrested, and, his laptop was taken from him.
03:00:45
And then they are currently scrubbing, literally scrubbing it.
03:00:49
They're really scrubbing his voiceovers from previous episodes.
03:00:54
Like, that's how bad.
03:01:01
I wonder
03:01:01
if you were really horny, how fast you could jack off in flight.
03:01:04
But it's happened a lot under blankets.
03:01:08
Does it count as a mile high club if it's a handjob?
03:01:11
Like this is just innocuous behavior and, like, chatting and stuff. But.
03:01:18
When they're talking about children, though,
03:01:20
it's like a different right that crosses the line.
03:01:26
Actually, there.
03:01:27
Yeah.
03:01:27
The rest of it's none of our business.
03:01:31
Yeah.
03:01:32
He's even got a Wheel of Fortune on the.
03:01:35
He's wearing a Wheel of Fortune fucking shirt.
03:01:37
He's got a moment like the, sleeve says Wheel of Fortune.
03:01:42
You know what?
03:01:43
That's kind of lame.
03:01:45
Yeah. So,
03:01:48
that's not like a flag draped shirt.
03:01:51
I don't know if I get how quickly I can pull up the audio, but who are these
03:01:54
podcasts?
03:01:57
Reviewed a podcast
03:01:58
that he was on, but it was very much under the radar.
03:02:02
And it's his voice, but it's it's,
03:02:05
they found that's that's been speculated, but it's it's his voice.
03:02:09
It's him.
03:02:09
But he's not using his actual name, but it's there.
03:02:12
It's the podcast is about
03:02:16
being attracted to children and like,
03:02:18
oh, I don't know if I can,
03:02:25
But, yeah,
03:02:25
if you get that audio, I mean, I have
03:02:29
it's from the show that.
03:02:35
Yeah.
03:02:35
Jim Thorne area Mark Osborne.
03:02:39
And you know, this guy he's talking to sounds like about five, at me.
03:02:44
I got a boner for children's
03:02:46
doctor with the girl across the street when you're six.
03:02:48
That's okay.
03:02:49
Yeah. No.
03:02:50
I'm Christian. What I did is Doctor Carl, I.
03:02:53
I tried all the things that's boomers do.
03:02:55
I think we're getting around the system. You know what I mean?
03:02:57
Their thing he did was unfortunately legal.
03:03:00
Yes, but he would.
03:03:01
Somebody at the time. Yes.
03:03:03
I want to be recognized in the chats.
03:03:07
And we don't have to read all of them but in the chats because the person,
03:03:11
peeping on to
03:03:12
I remember there was a guy on a plane
03:03:13
who's actually looking at CPR on his laptop on the flight.
03:03:16
Yeah. And it ended up in my mouth
03:03:19
again.
03:03:20
I just I don't
03:03:22
really understand what it's like to doctor with the girl across the street.
03:03:25
When you're six, we'll pick up. That's okay. Right.
03:03:28
I hope so.
03:03:29
Happy to.
03:03:32
This or other little girls.
03:03:34
But that's what I'm all about, man.
03:03:36
I want us to feel good about ourselves.
03:03:38
We did not ask for this.
03:03:39
I never want to encourage people to do anything illegal at all.
03:03:43
I want to find good ways that we can help each other, to stay clean
03:03:47
and just go out in the world and make yourself all that you can be,
03:03:51
whatever that means for you.
03:03:52
Enough preaching.
03:03:53
Let's get to talking and there's so much to talk about.
03:03:56
You are a ble like me, and we're going to talk about your early.
03:04:00
I love that he's like, I hope we get the disclaimers out of the way. Now.
03:04:03
We shouldn't be looking to keep raping children, yada yada yada.
03:04:06
All right, let's talk about these hot kids. Let's get into it.
03:04:11
Calling a boy just so icky.
03:04:13
I don't know why you're a bl.
03:04:17
It's it's
03:04:18
all right.
03:04:19
Well, listen, we just don't understand.
03:04:21
She goes.
03:04:22
You can't help who you love.
03:04:24
That's great.
03:04:26
That's refreshing.
03:04:27
Yeah.
03:04:28
From a woman therapist like that.
03:04:30
You know, that's great.
03:04:32
And, there should be more people like that.
03:04:34
I mean, that said, I don't think that anybody who's not,
03:04:37
a pedophile can really understand what it's like to be us.
03:04:40
So we didn't ask for this, you know, we didn't put it on our plates,
03:04:44
and we are given it whether we want it or not,
03:04:48
at the earliest possible age, like three or 4 or 5 years of age.
03:04:52
Okay. Couple things here.
03:04:53
Yeah. First off, it's like, it's not my fault.
03:04:55
You said you won the lottery, right?
03:04:57
You're all excited about it a second ago. Yeah.
03:04:59
He's like, it's not my fault, but since I'm here.
03:05:01
Yeah, yeah, let's do it right.
03:05:02
Oh, five numbers correct.
03:05:05
What a billion.
03:05:06
What the fuck.
03:05:08
It's clicking his heels about it. Yeah.
03:05:10
He's fucking the leader of the parade down the street.
03:05:14
Look at me.
03:05:14
I got a boner for children.
03:05:17
Okay, I said this before.
03:05:18
If they were actually talking to each other
03:05:20
about how to manage these attractions.
03:05:22
Yeah, okay, fine.
03:05:23
Maybe it's okay to have this forum, but they're all just, like,
03:05:25
having fun and memeing in the chats. Yes. Right.
03:05:28
And they're like,
03:05:29
I saw the hottest kids
03:05:30
at the fucking buffet I like it doesn't sound like to me, boy,
03:05:34
you're treating this like the affliction it is supposedly to you, right?
03:05:38
So he's excited because cowboys therapist
03:05:42
said you can't help who you love or something like that.
03:05:46
I don't know that he was explaining what was going God real carefully to step
03:05:49
no. Yeah, right. Like, I don't know.
03:05:51
It's kind of forbidden.
03:05:53
You know, it's kind of a Romeo and Juliet kind of thing.
03:05:55
You know, he just heard go for it. Right?
03:05:58
There's this guy I like. Yeah, that's true. Anyway.
03:06:04
What was the end of that again?
03:06:04
We are given it whether we want it or not,
03:06:08
at the earliest possible age, like three, 4 or 5 years of age.
03:06:11
Okay. Yeah.
03:06:12
When he said three, 4 or 5.
03:06:14
Now, I don't remember anything happened.
03:06:15
My wife at the ages of three, four and five.
03:06:17
So if I was molested.
03:06:20
All right.
03:06:20
That's why you don't remember. Yes.
03:06:22
That was put in the trash bin.
03:06:24
Empty trash. Perfect. We're good.
03:06:27
But is this the ideal situation? Right?
03:06:29
You don't want to ruminate on it.
03:06:30
What about the station?
03:06:32
There's like, forget it.
03:06:34
But is that what get over?
03:06:35
Is that what he's talking about? Because it's a.
03:06:37
Ladies, gentlemen, the latest member
03:06:39
of the Wheel of Fortune family, our announcer, Jim Thornton.
03:06:42
Hi, Jim.
03:06:43
This had been a great job. Oh.
03:06:45
Thank you. Now, thank you, my dear Jim.
03:06:48
Last season, you helped us a lot through the transition, which we appreciate.
03:06:52
And we're so delightful.
03:06:53
Delighted that you're here with us. Well, I'm just glad to be here.
03:06:56
Everything's been so nice and Wheel of Fortune, you know?
03:06:58
So you got this great voice.
03:06:59
And those of you who live in Southern California
03:07:02
radio, you know, Jim, because you were you were with a particular station
03:07:04
for a while. How long for like 25 years.
03:07:07
So when I hear you, I want you to, like, tell me how the traffic is.
03:07:10
I know well, the 405 is all backed up this afternoon, and it's really slow.
03:07:14
You can say that most any day. I can be good.
03:07:16
So this what have you done thing like this before?
03:07:19
You know, I did
03:07:20
a couple of other game shows here and there, but not the other games. Yes.
03:07:23
I mean, this show, you know, I feel like I won the bonus round,
03:07:26
you know, I won the lottery, I really did.
03:07:28
Well, I mean, I actually did great. I mean, you didn't.
03:07:30
You win nothing but you. There's no way.
03:07:32
But we will send you checks for regarding the
03:07:35
same Jack and Vanna White.
03:07:37
Thank you.
03:07:37
See you next time. Bye bye. I have a thing for myself.
03:07:39
We won't.
03:07:40
You won't see you ever again.
03:07:55
Oh. How long?
03:07:56
Lovely gentlemen. How many years to serve?
03:07:59
I don't know, I was they took me a minute to find that fucking clip, to be honest.
03:08:03
And that was posted by the right.
03:08:05
So it kind of been like 20 years. We don't know.
03:08:08
I don't know, I know, I don't
03:08:10
I haven't watched Wheel of Fortune in like that didn't look terribly old.
03:08:14
The Vanna looked ancient and,
03:08:18
and Pat Sajak looked dead.
03:08:22
Right.
03:08:22
And aren't isn't one of them dead?
03:08:25
Well, he was, for roughly 15 years, from 2010
03:08:28
to 20 September. 26.
03:08:32
So they're going to scrub a lot of shows.
03:08:35
It's so crazy that they're going to
03:08:38
honestly, the fucking rerun the dollar per
03:08:42
rerun is is still like you can run those all day long on all cash.
03:08:45
Yeah. Dumb ass, you know.
03:08:47
Oh, and foo foo bar and whatever the fuck else they got.
03:08:51
Samsung I actually I use those services
03:08:54
PlayStation just fucking put one on and it's the same as every other one.
03:08:58
They've got the same type of shit that they just don't even
03:09:02
play the innocuous content all day, you know, Seinfeld or and you just
03:09:06
whatever they can. Yeah.
03:09:07
Whatever they.
03:09:07
Sure.
03:09:12
You still work on the antipasto?
03:09:16
Is that what we do?
03:09:17
And the the virtual eat salad?
03:09:21
And I, I should have grabbed some snacks while I was in there.
03:09:25
You should have.
03:09:25
I made, more of those, brownie cheesecake bites
03:09:30
that you like so much.
03:09:32
What else should I make?
03:09:34
Peanut butter cookies this week.
03:09:37
And this box.
03:09:38
This trapdoor box.
03:09:40
I'm seeing that it works like this.
03:09:42
You you go
03:09:44
this way, and then you can't get back in this way,
03:09:49
The box.
03:09:53
That's the way.
03:09:53
And that's the way out.
03:09:57
And there's no no backwards trips or reverse trips.
03:10:02
I can see through that. Oh, yeah.
03:10:04
Everyone's mentioned Wheel of Fortune on the on the show.
03:10:08
Oh, okay.
03:10:10
It's weird. And it's never come up.
03:10:12
How about, like, Matlock or,
03:10:15
I don't know.
03:10:16
Are you doing too?
03:10:20
Here's Brady over the top.
03:10:22
Yes. Infinity square.
03:10:24
Here comes the blitz.
03:10:25
And here's Brady. Oh.
03:10:29
Here's Brady over the top window
03:10:33
mirror here though there's no audio.
03:10:36
Oh here it was supposed to make sounds.
03:10:39
And then it gets added to the sound.
03:10:41
And it's all gets refuted.
03:10:43
Yeah.
03:10:44
But I can hear it I normally hear oh there you go there though.
03:10:49
There it is. Audio. Oh you hear it. Yeah.
03:10:52
There, there you go.
03:10:53
And then
03:10:55
and it's all good. Then I get that it again.
03:10:57
Yeah. But I can't hear it.
03:10:58
Only here make a weird stop.
03:11:00
There you go there, though.
03:11:03
Audio. Oh, you hear it?
03:11:04
Yeah.
03:11:06
There, there you go.
03:11:07
And then you sound, and it's all good.
03:11:09
Now, you said it again.
03:11:10
Yeah, but I can't hear it.
03:11:12
Oh, make it weird. Sorry.
03:11:14
You got there, though.
03:11:17
Audio. Oh, you hear it?
03:11:18
Yeah. There you go.
03:11:21
And then it sounds and it's all good.
03:11:23
Now you can hear it again.
03:11:24
Yeah, but I can't hear it.
03:11:25
I hear
03:11:27
weird I don't know though.
03:11:30
Audio. Oh, yeah.
03:11:31
Yeah.
03:11:33
There there you go.
03:11:34
And then it sounds and it's all there.
03:11:36
You can do it again.
03:11:38
Yeah, but I can't hear it.
03:11:39
I can make a weird, I don't know.
03:11:44
How do you.
03:11:44
Oh, why was very good.
03:11:47
And then it's.
03:11:49
And it's all good. Thank you.
03:11:51
Oh, drat. Yeah.
03:11:51
But I think you're like, drat.
03:11:54
Yeah. Make a weird, I don't know,
03:11:57
you are you.
03:11:58
Oh, why go.
03:12:02
It's. And it's all good now.
03:12:03
You barely got dry.
03:12:05
Yeah, but I think you're.
03:12:07
Drat. Yeah.
03:12:08
I don't know.
03:12:11
How do you.
03:12:11
Oh. Why,
03:12:14
it was higher than a kite.
03:12:16
Parts are pretty important. Part of the cauldron.
03:12:18
Yeah, but I think I put the apron aside, I don't know.
03:12:22
Yeah.
03:12:24
How do you.
03:12:25
Oh, why?
03:12:27
It was higher than a kite
03:12:31
part, dry.
03:12:32
Yeah, but I think I put the apron aside, I don't know.
03:12:36
Yeah.
03:12:39
Very good.
03:12:40
You got it. It was high a kite
03:12:44
part.
03:12:45
God, part.
03:12:47
I put the apron.
03:12:48
A great show, guys, as well.
03:12:50
So a little, little bit here.
03:12:53
You got did.
03:12:55
It was high in a kite.
03:12:58
One part.
03:12:58
God. Part.
03:13:00
I put the apron ratio guys as well.
03:13:04
So little did.
03:13:07
Very good.
03:13:07
Did. It was high little a kite
03:13:11
part, oh.
03:13:13
Part.
03:13:14
I put the apron ratio guys as well. So.
03:13:20
Very good.
03:13:21
Did it was higher than a kite.
03:13:24
That's a pretty important part.
03:13:26
What do you make you sandwich in your life?
03:13:28
Sandwich is picture sandwiches.
03:14:06
Yeah.
03:14:06
They shape.
03:14:10
There she goes.
03:14:11
You just made me post my chain.
03:14:16
No one else.
03:14:29
The punchline
03:14:32
on a cloud.
03:14:36
But it's cold.
03:14:37
I don't,
03:14:39
not the.
03:14:43
How did you say that?
03:14:48
This place might be
03:14:51
like it
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comes up
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much, with the.
03:15:00
I got a sweet,
03:15:07
Yeah, I think.
03:15:10
Sweet.
03:15:11
What did you make me do?
03:15:13
This? I don't know,
03:15:16
not enough number.
03:15:20
One to go back in the.
03:15:33
Day. Go!
03:15:43
I don't need no more
03:15:46
water pumping.
03:15:49
I got all the little baby.
03:15:52
What did I do?
03:15:56
Well, I did.
03:15:58
You say what?
03:16:02
Just let me all the way up.
03:16:05
Coconut.
03:16:07
Yeah, I don't I don't
03:16:10
I got some, but birthday.
03:16:15
I don't.
03:16:36
The cream plastic for can.
03:16:43
For a fake Chinese rubber band
03:16:48
and fake pliers.
03:16:52
Take a good.
03:16:56
Take.
03:17:02
She comes from a love.
03:17:09
Town who love.
03:17:17
To she.
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This.
03:17:19
When a grow.
03:17:25
Crack.
03:17:26
But it's time to my.
03:17:31
You just come my.
03:17:44
When you used to do.
03:17:46
We should.
03:17:57
You. Do.
03:18:10
Oh. To.
03:18:16
Where?
03:18:27
It's.
03:18:36
Still.
03:18:46
Can help straighten.
03:18:53
You. Doesn't seem to.
03:18:59
My. Words.
03:19:15
You. Can use.
03:19:28
I could be you.
03:19:34
If I could do you.
03:19:42
To. Do.
03:20:28
Okay.
03:20:35
It's not.
03:21:02
You. You.
03:22:28
Oh, no!
03:22:29
We soca. We.
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Have a.
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Oh, you already.
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Did. They.
03:24:57
Oh. Hey! You.