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What does Drawer think?
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Auto didactic means
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again, that question is what does Drawer think?
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Auto didactic means.
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What is.
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It's been lots of weeks since we hit that first live.
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If the stream don't starts in, the chat goes quiet last week.
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Brady, roll the roll the cliff.
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And we all just sat there staring at the size of it.
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Another Monday in the lab.
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Coats white, we don't really remember.
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Have to point.
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Last week I said oh no to an empty room because I realized jar was the only one
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still on Holy cow.
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It's been lots of weeks and it still feels sweet.
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I'll have to get back to you on that Monday 10 p.m.
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eastern.
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Couple of drinks, then I'm lighting up another rant.
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They can hear the rat from down the street.
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Now it's a party. Hope the regulars still come.
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I'm gonna come.
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Thanks brother.
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I'm waking up to get much higher.
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Want to see the show?
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Not for the views.
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We're running low on rabbit holes.
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Guess I'll find the next topic.
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Guess I'll head back to geyser for the fun.
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I'm always around to tell you the experts got it wrong.
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And I'm picking up the finest of methods.
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Songs like the pyramids weren't tombs, they were power plants.
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You're always asking what kind of rain I got tonight.
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I'm the kind of guy who likes the monologue full.
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I have a tendency to start the show a little late.
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It's been lots of weeks since the first bad audio night.
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If we don't go live soon, then I'll go quietly.
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Last week I called. Roll the clip. Brady.
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I'm getting a wet spot from that one.
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Another Monday I caught myself talking to the camera like it knew me.
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Yesterday.
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I could not believe anything anymore.
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The beautiful clips I see in the videos folder.
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Still no actual live plants.
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Try to light a chicken, the China the Chinese egg roll conspiracy,
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but the flame keeps flickering, hitting these dabs of as above, so below.
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And my brain starts spinning early Monday 10 p.m.
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eastern. The circles going on.
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I hope Tommy Chong's up in this one.
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Go to the store for papers and a Coke.
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The circle K my monologues are dope. Good luck.
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Try and stop coughing from me, son.
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Trying to stop coughing from that hot. Take a bottle.
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What now? Yeah.
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Maybe we should quit.
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Hey, that's a joke.
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We'll never be done.
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I gotta go and do the show. Cause everybody knows Jerry.
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Gotta be up there in the white lab coat, talking nonstop.
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I bring the phone, make it glow.
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Then your mind gets blown and you're like, hey,
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can you do the pyramid one again, please?
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I kind of really think it's funny that we're still here,
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trying hard not to call from a fatty of reality.
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Get out of your reality.
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Or I'm the kind of guy who rants at a funeral.
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They'll smell it coming back. You sure?
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Soon.
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Well, I have a tendency of mixing the future with the history.
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We smoke it down to see which one more free will it.
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If it's been lots of weeks since we started the show,
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if we don't go, I should.
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Then I'll go quietly.
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Last week I beat up the last three.
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I guess we shouldn't have the last word.
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Another Monday, 10 p.m. eastern. Nothing. Deep dive.
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You couldn't tell what was fake on reality.
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Yesterday it finally dawned on me.
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I politely asked Don to get off me.
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I could go see the kid if I get the ringing free.
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I have a
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history of smoking the truth and calling it out.
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Right now I'm ranting every ounce with Brady and Drawer
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and I'm still calling for roll the clip.
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So roll the disclaimer.
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Hi, Dave.
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Let's get the chat going.
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So what does drawer think auto didactic means?
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I'll make it easier for you, so leave your answer in the comments.
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And, there's, any correct answer will be eligible for a prize.
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So what does Drawer think auto didactic means?
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Hey, no idea.
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Two not sure.
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See, self self-taught or for who cares?
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Now, I made this, high tech graphic
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to help you so.
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Put your answer
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in the comments.
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Now, of course I'm asking
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what draw thinks auto didactic means.
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I'm not asking for the correct answer, which would of course be C,
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which is self-taught, but draw doesn't watch the show.
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And there it is.
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Okay,
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not sure, not sure.
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Oh, I got it.
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So, I'm looking for the, answer.
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The Drawer gives,
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not the correct answer.
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Hi, I'm Gary and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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We now join our regularly scheduled
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programing already in progress.
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The official narrative says
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we progress as a civilization from hunter gatherers,
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and then we develop agriculture.
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So we're able to develop cities
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and from cities we've developed
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the megalithic structures.
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You see, in the ancient ruins.
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And this whole thing
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was toppled with Gobekli Tappy.
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And yes, I mention it a lot,
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and I'll mention it again.
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But it takes place over and over.
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How about Baalbek?
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There's megalithic structure in the city.
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Right on top of it is Roman structure.
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So the Romans came in, saw this megalithic structure
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and put their own beautiful architecture,
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but still a notch below the progress
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that was shown in the architecture that existed previously.
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One of the best examples of this is in South and Central America,
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and that is the Olmecs
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built these incredible megalithic structures,
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and then the Mayans built on top of those.
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They built their temple on top of the existing temple.
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And then the Aztecs came in
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after the Mayans and built their stuff on top.
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The thing is, it's in reverse order.
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The most incredible architecture is on the bottom,
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and it gets worse and worse as you work your way up.
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This is the opposite of the narrative we're told in school
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of the progress of humanity.
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The nature of the thing is, it is cyclical.
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We've seen the rises and falls of civilizations,
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and we've seen
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the cyclical pattern of things.
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We've seen lost technologies, the ability to get to the moon,
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Damascus steel, Roman cement.
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Now, one metric
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to measure the progress of a society is industrialization.
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And one way to tell that is the pouring of concrete. So
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nobody beat
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the United States of America in pouring concrete
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over the last 150 years,
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until about 20 years ago.
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And that was taken over by China.
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So that is one metric
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by which you can measure progress.
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Now, I could make the argument that,
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a cement sidewalk.
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Is itself litter.
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So you throw a banana peel on a cement
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slab and a police officer race, you take it for littering.
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I would fight that ticket.
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Since the banana peel is organic,
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and the pavement you threw it on is manmade.
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So? So there's that there.
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There's ways you could argue around that, but,
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let's get more into the concrete.
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The Romans developed this formula for concrete that had lime
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chunks in it, like chocolate chips and a chocolate chip cookie.
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I do a lot of baking that's going to come up later.
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Well,
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the distribution of these, these lime chunks
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allowed for
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the cracking to be self-healing.
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So Roman concrete got stronger over time.
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The slabs of concrete poured by the Romans,
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they got buried under the sea is stronger than ever right now.
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And the concrete that we're pouring to
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this day is crumbling.
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We somehow lost the formula.
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There is an interesting theory
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out there that, solve some of the problems of the mainstream
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Egyptology explanation of the building of the pyramids of Giza.
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Now, the pyramids of Giza,
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demonstrates my my progress point,
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very succinctly in that
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it was the apex of building those type of buildings.
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Now, people were building step pyramids and various giant
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megalithic structures all over the world for thousands of years.
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But there was
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this one instance,
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and we can go with the mainstream, dating of this
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to 4500 of 4700 years ago.
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And, well, we'll just go with what
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they're saying that fourth dynasty of, Egypt
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as being the apex of
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building that type of structure.
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And then the biggest problem was
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cutting, you know, quarrying,
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cutting, shaping, moving the bricks
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every 114 seconds for 20 years in order to get that thing built.
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Well,
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interdisciplinary cooperation
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would have told us a long time ago that the core blocks
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were poured into a mold, and we've lost that
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formula as well.
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The way you can see
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it is within, atomic microscope.
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So atomic microscopy
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will show you that there are air bubbles trapped inside the, the core
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bricks of the Great Pyramid of Giza.
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And so we know for a fact
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they were poured on site, which takes a lot of the,
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infrastructure and timing problems out of the deal.
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All they have to do is
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transport the material as much as they can carry, as fast as they can carry it.
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We already have, an established workforce.
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They're not slaves.
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Not aliens, just people paying their taxes.
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Basically, it's they would they would serve for 3
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or 4 months a year and then go back to farming
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for the rest of the year.
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And that's how they would pay their taxes.
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They didn't have currency, so they use their labor to pay
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for their their government.
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And, this solves a lot of the problems
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of the building of those three pyramids, which
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there was nothing like
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that before and nothing to to top it later.
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So something was lost, the formula was lost.
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And and this happens a lot.
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I mentioned Damascus steel
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for thousands of years.
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We haven't been able to make steel stronger than that.
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And we're finally catching up.
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But there were apprenticeships where you could learn from your master
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and pass on this tradition of making Damascus steel.
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But eventually, like the game of operator, the fall, the
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when when kids play the party game where they whisper
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a story into each other's ear around a group of people, by the time
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it gets to the end of the circle, it's a very different story.
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And that's how these formulas were lost.
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Every advanced civilization
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has thought, hey, I'm sitting at the pinnacle of
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civilization.
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I am the apex of intelligent life
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in the universe, and to some degree,
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and from their perspective, it was true.
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But, okay, right now,
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medicine has got us living longer as well as nutrition.
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But do we have
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the greatest nutrition we've ever had?
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In a lot of cases, no, we don't.
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We're we're fat blobs,
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and a lot of people are starving, so we're not doing it right.
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I've compared our cooperative nature
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to the cooperative nature of ants and their undertakings,
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and they are an industrious lot, and we can learn a lot from them.
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But if we were that ambitious, we'd be a lot further
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than we are.
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So, I like to look at the anomalies
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and the outliers and, and those give us,
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some of them you can just
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tossed aside because outliers mean they're outside of the norm.
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It's the,
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the exception that proves the rule.
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But, a lot of these outliers,
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teach us, can teach us a lot about
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lost knowledge.
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So, they'll tell you don't stand in the way of progress.
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You're not part of the solution, and you're part of the problem.
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Now, the thing about,
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obtaining your goals,
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sometimes it is the journey
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as you progress towards your destination.
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Because,
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there's no sailing off into the sunset.
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Once you buy your dream house,
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what happens is the next day and the day after that,
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it doesn't just end.
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It is a carries on.
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So anyway, so achieving one's goals
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is definitely progress,
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but you still have to progress from there.
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So it's, it's the journey,
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not the destination. Now.
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But I pick on a lot of false beliefs and,
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and my co-hosts are,
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nice enough to argue with me each and every week.
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And if they ever stop doing that, we stop that show.
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But I kind of want to try to take it from the other perspective.
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This week and imagine,
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disembodied consciousness.
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So my mind without my body
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and, the best example,
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it's actually easy to imagine if you just think of a movie.
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Being John Malkovich is like a 2030 year old movie,
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but the premise is basically,
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you can put your consciousness to do this spell or whatever.
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I don't remember the mechanism by which they did it, but then your mind
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goes into the body of John Malkovich,
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and then you can control his body or where he is.
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You are John Malkovich. You use his voice.
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You use his influence.
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You look like him.
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You are John Malkovich.
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And, you're looking through his eyes
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so you can see what John Malkovich can see.
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You can move his body around.
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You are John Malkovich.
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This that we can even wrap our heads around that concept
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tells us that we are disconnecting our able
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to disconnect our consciousness from our physical body.
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And, it's an interesting concept,
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and I would like to explore that further,
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even though I think it's nonsense, because if you can imagine it
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basically,
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which, well, we can talk about.
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So there are a lot of slow processes
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that progress so slowly that there's,
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no way for us to tell what's going on.
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Well, one way I progress is by learning that was wrong.
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And, I've said several times on this show that
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there's nobody that plans for beyond their life.
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And I'm dead wrong about that.
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Everybody. Right.
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So every responsible person writes a last will and testament,
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and they they pass on inheritances to their offspring
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or their loved ones or, charitable donation.
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And they do plan for well beyond their lifetimes
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and, and, and people with,
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insight looking further ahead,
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look at the, the progression of society.
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They actually help things moving forward for a long,
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long time. So.
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There is, there's a celestial cycle
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called the precession of the equinoxes.
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And this is caused by, the Earth being an oblique spheroid,
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and it has, two main,
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gravitational pulls on the moon and the sun.
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And since it's not a perfect sphere,
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it developed, a slight wobble.
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And that wobble takes
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nearly 26,000 years to complete its cycle.
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And, we are in the dawning
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of the Age of Aquarius,
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and it will take us another 26,000 years to get back to that.
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So that is a slow
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progress
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through the procession of the equinoxes.
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Another slow progress
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that, was a scientific experiment that we had that we get to learn from
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is in the, some I like to call roll the clip.
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Brady.
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But,
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in 1927, a physics professor at the University
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of Queensland set up an experiment that would outlive him by decades.
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He heated a lump of pitch,
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sealed it in a glass funnel and let it sit, pitch, look solid.
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You can shatter it with a hammer, but it isn't solid.
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It's an extremely slow moving fluid.
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The funnel was opened in 1930 and the pitch began to drip.
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Nearly a century later, it's still dripping.
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Only nine drops have fallen, the most recent landed in 2014.
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And here's where it gets strange.
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Despite students, scientists and eventually a live webcam
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watching that funnel.
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For nearly 100 years,
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no one has ever directly witnessed a drop fall at the University of Queensland.
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Not one.
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The eighth drop fell in 2000 while the webcam was running,
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but a technical glitch missed the moment entirely,
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an experiment that has been running longer than most countries have had television,
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and it has never once been caught in the act.
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Would you have the patience to watch for the next drop?
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Oddly known things you didn't know you needed to know.
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What's things that
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you didn't know you needed to know,
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right?
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You like how sick my voice sounds.
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I didn't need to know that.
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Your voice always sounds sick.
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Okay, so you're sick. Son of a bitch.
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What does auto didactic mean?
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Yeah.
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I don't even think he even heard you.
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That was.
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That said exactly.
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I exactly.
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Oh, you go into the first program
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and, Yeah, go back to the third time.
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We taught him what auto didactic meant, and he said, that's all I'm saying.
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You were wrong, I was wrong, I apologize, I don't know,
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I had no clue, man.
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I didn't know that man.
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Another another thing
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that, is an outlier for the progress of humanity
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is, you know, how they don't make things like that anymore.
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They're making disposable consumer goods
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that are lousy and chintzy
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and nowhere near as good as they used to make them.
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Really?
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That is the exact opposite of what I would call progress.
00:25:56
That's not what they're doing.
00:25:58
That's not what they're doing.
00:26:00
They're making things better, easier, faster,
00:26:05
cheaper.
00:26:10
A lot of those things don't fit together.
00:26:13
I don't know, would you would you rather drive a model T
00:26:17
or a brand new 2026 Silverado?
00:26:21
Me the Silverado?
00:26:22
Yeah. Thank you.
00:26:23
I mean, the Model T's probably worth a lot of money, but we're not selling
00:26:26
them. We're just saying to drive.
00:26:30
Okay, so there's a stove.
00:26:33
Yeah. Fuck that. New age.
00:26:34
Give me this.
00:26:35
I'll have my shit cooking in several hours versus, you know, just a couple hours.
00:26:40
You know,
00:26:42
that's a caloric stove right there for you.
00:26:44
Efficiency.
00:26:45
They don't make them like that anymore.
00:26:47
Oh, so what does that mean, Brady?
00:26:50
That means this will outlast any stove that you buy in 2026, right?
00:26:55
Brady.
00:26:57
Right. Yeah.
00:26:58
You may be giving up some I don't know, Wi-Fi connections
00:27:01
because your stove needs to be connected to your phone.
00:27:03
I mean obviously I didn't know that, right?
00:27:06
Yeah I want to tell my phone to fire up the oven on my way home.
00:27:09
You might have.
00:27:09
I do a lot of shitty new cookware that has to sit on.
00:27:13
I understand they said they don't know about the gas leak.
00:27:16
You could use a microwave oven that's faster.
00:27:18
They know where that would fit in, but holy shit, that already fitted well.
00:27:21
Did you notice that I have new I have new new old Bob drive.
00:27:23
So if you use a microwave oven, it'll shake the irons in the molecules
00:27:28
so much that it changes it to your body thinks it's a foreign thing.
00:27:33
Your mitochondria doesn't accept it as food.
00:27:36
Could be why?
00:27:37
It could be why we've been so healthy, unhealthy, unhealthy
00:27:41
since microwave shit or a half to hit it.
00:27:44
Make sure you're into it for a few 2 or 3 hours. Man.
00:27:49
Wow. Sounds like you.
00:27:50
That's what it sounds like. You did.
00:27:53
Where are you getting the new shit from?
00:27:55
Wait for it.
00:27:56
I like I like the new Bob drive.
00:27:59
I'll get on my carpet a
00:28:02
yeah, sure. And then unpack the dishwasher.
00:28:04
I like the music, man, but you got to cool it down.
00:28:07
Just take it. What's going to be all right?
00:28:10
I'll just show you.
00:28:11
I've been doing this since we moved in.
00:28:12
See this basket thing?
00:28:15
I don't know how it happens.
00:28:16
If it's the house I want, but any dirty clothes?
00:28:19
The next day they just clean folded
00:28:23
and in a perfect fall on your bed.
00:28:26
You're not serious?
00:28:27
I couldn't believe the first day.
00:28:28
That's why I didn't tell you. I didn't want to jinx.
00:28:31
You are insane.
00:28:32
Try it. You see?
00:28:34
I can't do this. Wait.
00:28:37
There's other things too.
00:28:38
Anything you leave on this coffee table just vanishes overnight.
00:28:42
Sometimes I'll see how far I can push this thing, and I'll just leave
00:28:45
everywhere.
00:28:46
And then, sure enough, the next day it's all gone.
00:28:50
Just vanished. That's magic.
00:28:51
She wouldn't have left me.
00:28:52
She must have fallen onto the magic coffee table and just vanished.
00:28:55
Are you insane?
00:28:57
He's not insane.
00:28:58
I've got the same coffee time.
00:29:00
I've got that same table.
00:29:05
84% of the world's population, according to the same table presses.
00:29:09
World Christian Encyclopedia.
00:29:11
84% of the world's population, and belongs to some form
00:29:14
of organized religion and believes in some form of God.
00:29:17
Oh, that's so weird that you bring that up.
00:29:19
It's the first time I can use this.
00:29:22
Yeah,
00:29:23
I wasn't ready.
00:29:24
I didn't watch this video, but here you go.
00:29:28
Oh, if it's Michael Shermer, it's going to be something skeptical.
00:29:31
Okay, so this is our new scoreboard.
00:29:34
This is atheist versus believers in billions I something okay.
00:29:39
Here.
00:29:42
Is not one fuck up on tonight's show.
00:29:45
So we have atheists at 0.5 billion.
00:29:48
But I don't want to do fractions.
00:29:50
So we're rounding up to one.
00:29:52
Okay.
00:29:52
And believers in some form is is at over 6 billion
00:29:56
since the end of this year is about 5.9 billion people.
00:30:00
Christians have about 2 billion.
00:30:02
Of those 5.9 billion, about half of those are Catholics.
00:30:07
Muslims come in just a tad over 1 billion.
00:30:09
So we have a witness that around 800 million Buddhists,
00:30:12
at almost four silver million, the religious wars are over a million
00:30:15
other ethno religionists, animists and other God believers around the world.
00:30:19
Hold on, hold on a second.
00:30:23
What's an animal and animist?
00:30:26
That that's, anybody who believes that,
00:30:29
like, clouds are alive
00:30:34
look like they're alive.
00:30:36
No. They're not.
00:30:37
Grizzly Adams did have a beard.
00:30:40
Spirit animals, that kind of stuff.
00:30:43
And you just went from clouds being living
00:30:46
or organic matter, which is what I heard
00:30:50
to spirit animals.
00:30:53
I mean, come on, animism is a broad topic.
00:30:57
You can't throw turds on my broccoli and say, I can't eat anything.
00:31:02
I love your use of broccoli.
00:31:07
Thank you for that.
00:31:09
You know, I got a question where I got the turds from.
00:31:11
Well, now worldwide are about 10,000 distinct religions,
00:31:16
each one of which may be further subdivided in classified Christians.
00:31:19
For example, I 10,000.
00:31:22
That's I argue that it's more like 200,
00:31:26
actually probably much lower than 200.
00:31:29
We've all talked about it on the show.
00:31:31
We I think widely accepted would be four,
00:31:34
maybe six.
00:31:37
Okay.
00:31:38
Yeah. Why?
00:31:39
I Jedi is not a religion. Apple.
00:31:42
Maybe it came.
00:31:43
Well, like, 0.6%
00:31:47
of the Australian census involved.
00:31:50
Yeah.
00:31:52
Apportioned among about 34,000 different denominations.
00:31:56
From a scientist's perspective, such percentages,
00:31:59
believe cry out for an explanation.
00:32:01
Why do so many people believe these things? Why you cry.
00:32:04
But from a skeptic's perspective, which is what I do,
00:32:08
a skeptic's perspective is
00:32:12
it's negative versus negative
00:32:14
or evil versus evil.
00:32:18
So this guy doesn't have a positive outcome to this.
00:32:21
So let's keep that in mind.
00:32:22
He's a self-proclaimed skeptic.
00:32:25
It takes me to know one.
00:32:29
He's the, the world's preeminent skeptic.
00:32:36
You are the show's creator.
00:32:38
These guys got the right God and the right religion.
00:32:41
And the billions of other people that don't believe what they believe
00:32:44
got it wrong.
00:32:45
Just ask yourself that question.
00:32:47
What are the chances that 1 in 4, they just happened to get it wrong?
00:32:53
What their lived before? Jesus.
00:32:56
Well, I'll give you 1 in 5 if you count none of the above,
00:33:00
which is what you vote for, right?
00:33:02
Do you say orgies or before Jesus.
00:33:04
Okay, it was orgies for Jesus.
00:33:07
That's if that's not a rapper.
00:33:09
I'm writing itself to.
00:33:11
They were no orgy.
00:33:12
Oh, yeah. Jesus.
00:33:14
Yeah.
00:33:15
I don't think that's a good rhyme scheme. Yeah, I'm gonna write that fucker.
00:33:17
Now, we need to add that to, starting.
00:33:19
Started farting and pardoning party.
00:33:21
Yep, yep.
00:33:22
That goes there.
00:33:23
They never heard of it.
00:33:24
The tens of billions of people that have lived
00:33:25
since then who don't believe that they just before Jesus
00:33:30
or is it more likely that all of these religion
00:33:34
and God beliefs are socially constructed, psychologically constructed?
00:33:38
It's one of those two things, and then none of them are right in any reality.
00:33:42
What are these psychologically?
00:33:43
Hold on.
00:33:44
See, now, for him to say none of them are right in any sense
00:33:48
puts him in the same category as those 10,000 religions.
00:33:51
He just falsely proclaimed he has no idea
00:33:55
if one of them, or all of them, or some of them, or none of them.
00:33:59
He has no idea.
00:34:01
Assume it.
00:34:03
He has a he has a logical assumption.
00:34:06
Nothing has been disproven.
00:34:08
Nothing has turned in his favor.
00:34:10
And everybody agrees with them except for one.
00:34:12
Sure, the odds are in his favor when he just added 9996 religions.
00:34:19
Yeah, he didn't add them.
00:34:22
Is reporting right?
00:34:25
So do you want to pledge rants?
00:34:27
Should become a religion, right?
00:34:28
And then he can say 10,001.
00:34:31
Yes, because that's what they're counting
00:34:34
and I don't I believe, I want to believe.
00:34:37
I mean, how much further do you like, like, say you were to live
00:34:40
for the next thousand years.
00:34:42
How long do you plan on, like running away from this idea that there's, like,
00:34:46
more than
00:34:47
what we understand out there, like,
00:34:51
I've never planned on running from that fact because, I mean, we we
00:34:55
we are on the brink of,
00:34:58
you know, interplanetary
00:35:01
shit. Like, pretty hard.
00:35:03
Yeah, we yeah, I know, I'm we're talk to me like.
00:35:06
I mean, we're talking that it's you.
00:35:09
Where do you are?
00:35:12
It'll break down our bodies.
00:35:14
It is hopeless.
00:35:15
It is. And I mean,
00:35:18
propelling I mean, I mean,
00:35:21
talking Captain Kirk and Spock stuff.
00:35:23
Yeah.
00:35:24
You don't you don't have a soul, you know?
00:35:27
I'm sorry. Wait, what's that expression? I just fucked it up.
00:35:30
You don't.
00:35:30
We're talking science fiction.
00:35:32
Except it's real.
00:35:35
Your body.
00:35:36
Yeah, I don't we need a different spoke.
00:35:39
Everything that you've grown up on television watching.
00:35:42
That was science fiction. You. Yeah.
00:35:45
Either it has become real,
00:35:46
or there is a part of you that think thinks that it is real.
00:35:50
There are signs I see things that you do agree with could be real.
00:35:54
Your bigfoots, your aliens, your right.
00:35:56
Am I wrong? And that assumption or
00:35:59
I don't believe, I don't believe.
00:36:01
He's asking if he's right.
00:36:03
You've reached your knowledge, potential.
00:36:07
And Star Trek.
00:36:08
I love Star Trek. Star Wars two.
00:36:11
But the one main issue
00:36:14
is neither one of them fully explains why they can just walk around on the deck.
00:36:19
Like, of
00:36:20
false gravity, like they're they've got, gravity system at the bottom of the ship
00:36:25
that pulls you down, but they should be floating around.
00:36:29
Since we're talking, may I suggest for you to pontificate that it's fiction?
00:36:34
It's just fiction.
00:36:36
So I just have some and I move up a level of technology, though.
00:36:40
Aren't you the one that likes to quote the, you know,
00:36:43
Arthur C, Marvel level of tech space
00:36:48
is are the voice of the enterprise in the
00:36:51
your Pajiba strange new disappointment to speak out new life
00:36:55
and new gibber the boldly rant where no one has gibber before.
00:36:59
Yeah, I love that you're doing parkour to,
00:37:05
I didn't know that. And
00:37:07
I hope that got that topic up to conversation.
00:37:10
Or this is jabber.
00:37:11
Be a real short show. Okay, hit it.
00:37:15
Right.
00:37:18
And, I meant to mention this in the monologue that this show
00:37:23
is, a work in progress.
00:37:26
Like, it gets better and better and better,
00:37:28
and that's the way everything should be.
00:37:31
You should be improving, making small improvements of moving on benchmark.
00:37:34
The show wasn't a work in progress. What would we do?
00:37:37
Just do the same thing every week?
00:37:39
Yes, it would stay exactly
00:37:42
right.
00:37:44
But I'm telling you, industry is going the wrong direction.
00:37:47
Like instead of benchmarking processes and then improving on them.
00:37:52
And and some companies are doing it, doing it well.
00:37:56
But what I've seen for the vast majority of my experience
00:38:00
is they're losing bits and pieces
00:38:03
as they move forward, and it's actually declining.
00:38:08
My sense I don't understand what you mean by this.
00:38:10
The most qualified people are moving up into executive positions
00:38:15
and leaving the people doing the work.
00:38:18
As the less interested trainees that aren't as good as the people
00:38:23
that used to do their job a decade ago and then this decade stepped up.
00:38:27
Isn't that how that goes?
00:38:29
That's not my experience anymore.
00:38:32
That goes well.
00:38:33
That's not progress.
00:38:34
That is the opposite of progress.
00:38:37
How is that not progress?
00:38:38
Everybody's standing on the shoulders of giants.
00:38:40
As you experience shoulders of giants is progress
00:38:44
okay.
00:38:45
When you look at the transformation of automation and stuff like that okay.
00:38:48
I don't
00:38:49
you don't have to like you're going to get to a point
00:38:52
where there's going to be some dipshit running some VR system,
00:38:55
and they're going to just be using a welder,
00:38:57
and there's going to be a robot
00:38:58
mimicking those hand movements or even doing more than that, even like,
00:39:02
you know,
00:39:03
just following, remote commands that you don't even need to be in
00:39:07
these areas or be in these hazardous places.
00:39:10
Underwater welding, you could just robotic that shit.
00:39:13
But by and large, why, that's getting better and better and better.
00:39:17
And I do that better.
00:39:18
Why are we running away from that?
00:39:20
I'm not running anywhere.
00:39:22
I'm trying to be, obviously.
00:39:24
Yeah, well, we can see it and every week.
00:39:28
Right? Yeah.
00:39:29
Well, if I start, if I start running in about 15 seconds,
00:39:32
I have both my hands on my knees and I'm driving, but,
00:39:36
could you could you run
00:39:38
farther and harder before.
00:39:41
Yes. So the opposite of progress.
00:39:43
Well, no.
00:39:44
You're progressing toward death and you're doing it nicely.
00:39:48
Declining. Why decline?
00:39:49
Because death is considered negative. Or the end.
00:39:51
That's your point of view. That's your take.
00:39:54
Yeah.
00:39:55
And and everybody like getting so what metrics.
00:39:58
Oh this is the world.
00:40:01
Didn't we see this. Did you watch the video earlier.
00:40:03
Bring it up to the end.
00:40:06
I didn't I didn't watch any videos.
00:40:09
The less people watch even.
00:40:12
Oh those people
00:40:14
yeah those people are stupid.
00:40:16
I think believing
00:40:18
true things is vastly more helpful
00:40:23
is very frozen or just dumbfounded.
00:40:25
And I'm just waiting.
00:40:27
Politely waiting.
00:40:27
Okay. Go ahead Brady,
00:40:30
I heard you.
00:40:30
I wasn't waiting to talk.
00:40:32
I was just waiting for you to say the next thing.
00:40:34
Why do you assume I want to talk?
00:40:36
Oh, I just looked like you were just dumbfounded what he was talking about.
00:40:39
And so either that or frozen, so.
00:40:41
Well, give me, give me go to park or sandwich.
00:40:45
Let's give you.
00:40:46
No, I want to go back to progress.
00:40:48
What's your metric?
00:40:49
It seems like you're saying pro progress was so much better.
00:40:53
Every dishwasher there are many metrics.
00:40:55
I don't know whether production is faster, better, cheaper.
00:40:59
Which those three things.
00:41:00
I don't agree.
00:41:01
They're either better, faster or cheaper.
00:41:03
Cheaper, right?
00:41:04
Yeah. Is it better?
00:41:05
I understand as a manufacturer it's way better.
00:41:07
It's the only thing that's better. So I get your metric.
00:41:09
You don't think that that cheapness getting can't get passed to the consumer?
00:41:12
I don't understand why people feel like they buy something
00:41:14
and it should last forever. Like it could get compressed.
00:41:17
You could get pay. Yes, I agree with you.
00:41:19
It could get passed to the consumer was always better.
00:41:22
No. By 2026.
00:41:24
No way better than when I say hold on.
00:41:26
I was arguing in your favor.
00:41:28
Don't.
00:41:28
Don't come at every ten years of technology in that motherfucker.
00:41:31
So you, Gary, seem to be saying that we are declining, but I, I don't
00:41:37
besides parables and contradictions to religion, you didn't
00:41:40
really give any examples.
00:41:43
Consumer goods.
00:41:45
What's your what's your metric?
00:41:46
So just, the concrete, the Damascus steel
00:41:50
I gave naming the examples I already named.
00:41:53
Yeah.
00:41:53
The steel, they're all the same.
00:41:56
They're just so,
00:41:58
and I agree with you.
00:41:59
Get you started more steel.
00:42:01
Because I know that they don't need to put as much money into what they did.
00:42:03
Overkill on the front end of vehicle manufacturing.
00:42:06
How much like the cars can travel that fast.
00:42:09
But you know, you know how much damage they did
00:42:11
because of how heavy they fucking were and they didn't need.
00:42:13
Oh yeah.
00:42:14
What about how it's built?
00:42:17
There's nothing. It's like we have we progressed health.
00:42:19
Child mortality in 1950 was 20%.
00:42:21
So that'd be one in every five kids died. Now it's
00:42:25
that's progress is it?
00:42:27
I agree our athletes are more fit.
00:42:30
That's progress.
00:42:32
How about poverty?
00:42:33
In 1820, about 84% of the world lived in extreme poverty.
00:42:36
Today, that number has dropped below 10%.
00:42:40
I, I heard some interesting numbers on this
00:42:42
being the top 10% of the United States.
00:42:45
You have to make.
00:42:46
Oh, I believe it's over $700,000.
00:42:48
So I'm nowhere near the top 10%.
00:42:51
But globally, I only have to make over $32,000,
00:42:55
which I invent over the top 10% of the world.
00:42:58
You hit the lottery just being in America.
00:43:00
Yeah. So yeah, I in.
00:43:03
It's how lucky you have it, even if you're poor in America.
00:43:06
Yeah.
00:43:07
I've never been where America is rich compared to fucking.
00:43:10
I've never been whipped for not working hard enough.
00:43:13
That's progress. Yeah.
00:43:16
I have
00:43:16
both my arm whipping, working hard and making progress.
00:43:19
How about we make some progress?
00:43:21
Is that blood sweat?
00:43:23
Oh, no.
00:43:24
It makes sense.
00:43:25
Do a, num number. Plural noun.
00:43:28
I don't know the fuck that means.
00:43:30
I guess you were followed by a plural noun.
00:43:33
Number 48. This thing or.
00:43:35
You know what I mean. Like, 48 divided,
00:43:38
maybe. Yeah.
00:43:39
I was going to go kill those.
00:43:40
Darn it.
00:43:41
I stole it. I stole your thunder.
00:43:43
You can, Thunder happens when it rains.
00:43:49
I've got two, but cracks.
00:43:52
That's a very good possibility.
00:43:54
But they're right there in the in series.
00:43:56
Right there in sequence, one above the other.
00:43:59
As above.
00:44:00
Oh, no, I'm not yet.
00:44:07
I don't know why that's so funny.
00:44:10
I love oh, God.
00:44:13
It's funny because, a hit, an asset or a half a hit, it makes you.
00:44:17
You're into it for a few 2 or 3 hours, man.
00:44:20
You'll be laughing like a motherfucker.
00:44:22
Yeah, well, how do we get to our number? Did.
00:44:28
Oh, sorry.
00:44:28
I saw the, 48, though.
00:44:31
Those are those, I guess, south of Jersey.
00:44:34
Hey, basketball. Brian. James.
00:44:36
Hey, hey. Yeah. Nice. Nice. Oh. That's not.
00:44:39
Oh. That's.
00:44:44
Is this the same thing from last week?
00:44:46
It's just the same ticker.
00:44:47
Oh, we're playing basketball with LeBron James.
00:44:50
Oh, hey. Yeah. Nice. Okay.
00:44:53
One of my oh one of these dudes has to be dating this thing, right?
00:44:57
Okay I think they're brothers.
00:44:58
They're face looks.
00:44:59
All the three of their faces look exactly the same.
00:45:02
Yeah, I don't know.
00:45:03
Oh, maybe they're not dating it, because I just think they just kind of.
00:45:07
They can just grab it and have their way.
00:45:09
They. Brian. James. Hey. Yeah.
00:45:12
Nice.
00:45:13
Nice.
00:45:17
Oh, I hit her right in the nuts.
00:45:19
Well, then.
00:45:22
Right.
00:45:26
Okay.
00:45:27
Okay.
00:45:29
Yeah,
00:45:32
yeah.
00:45:37
That's desire man.
00:45:38
An Oregon man who is rollerblading.
00:45:40
I remember that guy that we,
00:45:43
That we, Well, she looked one walked from.
00:45:46
She looks so mean. Sorry.
00:45:48
Yeah, pretty much almost all the way right.
00:45:50
All around the world. Yeah. Pretty much. Oh, no.
00:45:53
It was, from almost all the way on the East Coast,
00:45:56
almost all the way on the West Coast.
00:45:57
And he was like, so like, oh, my God, any you can do anything.
00:46:01
Anything can happen. Like, he was really,
00:46:04
he made it.
00:46:04
I don't know, this guy tried rollerblading.
00:46:06
I guess he saw that guy and was like, fuck yeah,
00:46:08
I want to get that kind of attention and money pay out.
00:46:11
Apparently, anything can happen.
00:46:15
Ed, after being involved in a Celine
00:46:17
County hit and run, this Leon County Sheriff's Office says this happened
00:46:20
just before deputies found 24 year old younger Kim Lanham hurting the.
00:46:25
She's happy being inside vehicle.
00:46:27
I feel like I went to the hospital.
00:46:29
I think we all know someone that sort of looks like.
00:46:31
Authorities say the two Year-Old woman came forward as a possible hit.
00:46:35
I know we don't trust the evidence in the charges, if any.
00:46:40
The driver could be facing
00:46:43
an otherwise ordinary police chase in Texas.
00:46:45
If you can call police, the video changed to the next video or.
00:46:48
Yeah. That fucking yeah.
00:46:50
That was that was it's always I'm I'm curious.
00:46:52
And what this is, it's always a cop. Chase.
00:46:54
He just threw money out of the window.
00:46:56
Why would did your land pd.
00:46:57
It started because he doesn't have it anymore.
00:47:00
So now he's not going to get in trouble.
00:47:01
Large withdrawal.
00:47:02
I recommend frameworks. There's no evidence.
00:47:05
Where's the evidence?
00:47:06
But the, Unfortunately, all of those people that are picking up
00:47:09
that money are going to be arrested.
00:47:10
So making it rain. Well, they can know what?
00:47:13
They can't be arrested, able to stop and take.
00:47:15
That's to come.
00:47:16
It's not just because you find something in the road doesn't mean it's yours.
00:47:20
Finders keepers, losers weepers. It's in the.
00:47:22
I believe that's the law. Yeah, yeah.
00:47:26
And that's how one rhyme.
00:47:28
That's how the Joker always gets out of trouble.
00:47:30
He takes a pocket full of money and just throws it.
00:47:32
And when everybody starts riding to grab the money, he just slips out the back.
00:47:35
I never thought of it that way, Brady.
00:47:37
But very true.
00:47:38
I always keep 100 ones in my back pocket so I can throw.
00:47:43
So keep the plebs away.
00:47:44
I do that for the strippers.
00:47:48
I'm I'm gonna cheat to different different place.
00:47:51
Same reason.
00:47:53
Yeah.
00:47:56
Did you make it?
00:47:57
You know what I mean.
00:47:59
What did you make up here?
00:48:01
No, this is from.
00:48:05
North of 12 winery.
00:48:06
It's actually, They're hazy.
00:48:08
They have a brand new change.
00:48:09
You came over there, you know all that.
00:48:13
And check it out.
00:48:14
You will.
00:48:15
You all have to tell you, you should use.
00:48:17
It's a good place on Brooklyn, Michigan.
00:48:21
Brooklyn.
00:48:21
That's got the speedway.
00:48:23
Yeah, I am, I am I am a former location of faster horses.
00:48:27
Speaking of which, which 7-Eleven, which at all has nothing to do with anything.
00:48:31
Give me an adjective.
00:48:31
7-Eleven. Good. Speedway.
00:48:34
Adjective.
00:48:37
Fluffy.
00:48:41
Sweet.
00:48:41
You really pronounce that adjective?
00:48:43
I usually say adjective. Adjective.
00:48:45
Adjective as it.
00:48:47
Yeah. I don't say adjective.
00:48:48
Do you say often?
00:48:50
Often?
00:48:51
There's no.
00:48:54
The silent t,
00:48:55
and then you pronounce the t, and often,
00:48:58
we've got over this.
00:49:00
There's a silent kt, an adjective
00:49:03
I know we have, but there might not be the same audience watching.
00:49:06
So, it's completely different, in fact.
00:49:09
And I'm very staunch on this fucking.
00:49:11
And often there is a T in there, often off n often, often.
00:49:18
The way you talk is very often.
00:49:21
Oh, often the way you're talking is stupid.
00:49:27
The guy that wrote murder, there's hell in there.
00:49:28
Otherwise it's tak.
00:49:30
I don't know what you're, Oh.
00:49:34
So you hungry or you make your sandwich for sandwiches?
00:49:37
What is it?
00:49:37
Was your fix or fucked sandwiches?
00:49:39
Stupid, right?
00:49:41
Wendy's is right.
00:49:43
Like a legendary and infamous burger.
00:49:46
It is called the T Rex Burger.
00:49:48
And it is apparently is fine, right?
00:49:51
It was once banned because it asked diners to.
00:49:55
It's the Trex burger on nine beef patties
00:49:59
with nine slices of cheese in nine minutes.
00:50:04
The daring if you're trying to kill Americans and you could have got by.
00:50:07
Why are we seeking eight slices of noxious culture
00:50:12
now? He said.
00:50:13
Nine this is discussing the hamburger is like the the downfall of American society.
00:50:18
Well, I don't know if adding a
00:50:20
is actually progress like
00:50:23
are you making is literally progress.
00:50:25
The difference would be one Patty
00:50:28
can you put one on you progress progressing closer to closer to death.
00:50:32
Yeah.
00:50:33
The the law of diminishing returns on me for that
00:50:36
ends it like two.
00:50:40
Why not ten for 32.
00:50:42
Better hope they don't.
00:50:45
I'm speed when a fruit.
00:50:48
One penny for one patty
00:50:51
three t shirt, meal voucher and of course bragging rights.
00:50:54
So carnivore dream.
00:50:56
Why do they have a 29 nine?
00:50:57
Like maybe we got rid of the penny.
00:50:59
Wendy's is bringing back a legendary in in. Yep.
00:51:03
You are. Oh is that
00:51:06
they're going to round it
00:51:06
up and make an extra penny per fucking I give you my $0.02 worth.
00:51:10
But they're they're doing it without you noticing.
00:51:13
I think the pinnacle of Western civilization was the
00:51:17
the little tray and the convenience store contents.
00:51:20
Said you Penny, leaving very.
00:51:24
Much that
00:51:26
I think the pinnacle was the top of the mountain that Noah's Ark landed on.
00:51:30
Wow. Oh, what?
00:51:31
Why is that? Why do you think that?
00:51:33
What's your opinion on that, Gary?
00:51:35
First, it encourages altruism. Why?
00:51:39
It encourages laziness and frivolous ness.
00:51:43
The fact that you don't care about your change enough
00:51:45
to pocket it, and that you're too lazy to, like, take it.
00:51:48
Yeah, whatever.
00:51:49
I don't
00:51:50
I don't have enough time to stick my hand out and deal with this change later on.
00:51:54
It's just pennies.
00:51:55
Whatever.
00:51:56
Just did dabble it to the to the common folk.
00:52:00
And then you got your
00:52:01
piece of the pieces of shit and society to come in there and go, fuck.
00:52:04
How many, how many can I count here?
00:52:06
Because they're not actually just going, oh, I need to like, borrow a couple cents.
00:52:10
They're like, what can I get out of this? Oh, I've got $0.59.
00:52:13
I will go to this. Take a penny of that.
00:52:14
Take a penny.
00:52:15
Fuck yeah. Now I can buy a pack of cigarets.
00:52:18
If I see a quarter in there.
00:52:20
I consider taking it.
00:52:23
Well, let's take a penny.
00:52:24
Leave a penny, not take a quarter. Leave a quarter.
00:52:25
Although I think it's going to transform into take a nickel.
00:52:28
Leave a nickel, right. Because the pennies don't exist.
00:52:30
Yeah, that is the progression of that.
00:52:34
What should be the natural progress?
00:52:36
If not, I'm going to be very upset
00:52:39
because your
00:52:40
altruism is just fading out the window.
00:52:43
I know, I just know the process.
00:52:45
Or is it is the fact that it's leaving progress because we don't need that shit.
00:52:49
Take care of yourself.
00:52:50
We're this is America, not fucking something.
00:52:52
I think we look at it
00:52:53
like two steps forward, three steps back, sort of a situation.
00:52:58
Like there is true progress happening, but so much counterproductive.
00:53:03
A sorry, I think we're better in every respect for.
00:53:08
Yeah, right.
00:53:08
Rather than going to music jams, give me a verb ending in ING.
00:53:14
Masturbating
00:53:16
I love it.
00:53:17
It's a good answer to
00:53:20
thank you.
00:53:22
Else one.
00:53:29
Yep. Yeah.
00:53:31
Right.
00:53:31
I knew I was series of videos of this,
00:53:35
I do a lot of baking, and there's this guy with barrettes.
00:53:40
Yeah, yeah, I see that.
00:53:43
And it would make it so difficult for me
00:53:48
to like.
00:53:49
I watched videos of people baking with the two beagles.
00:53:52
I've seen people, like, trying to cook lasagna with a cow.
00:53:56
Let it come an actual full size cow.
00:53:58
Anyone knows or what he's talking about.
00:54:01
But this guy with the Tourette's,
00:54:05
I will. I
00:54:07
do preacher Tourette's.
00:54:08
So, so a lot of the guys.
00:54:11
Why is this guy playing? What is his thoughts?
00:54:13
Yeah.
00:54:14
That's, are in English. Not.
00:54:18
And we just. Wow.
00:54:20
There he is. This.
00:54:21
Yeah, there he is.
00:54:23
But it still plays the other video.
00:54:25
Yeah. Get rid of the bottom one.
00:54:28
I just want to try working up.
00:54:30
Oh, neighbors. Oh.
00:54:34
Karen is a cat with no pulse.
00:54:37
Now put him.
00:54:40
I can't help it.
00:54:43
Scott, on top of the comment.
00:54:46
And he's so frustrated with himself
00:54:49
and, like, like, this is something I would do to be annoying.
00:54:53
Yeah, that's the whole thing.
00:54:54
That's annoying. What do you like to do?
00:54:56
One or the pink one?
00:54:57
And I'm just like, did you third off?
00:55:00
He is unable to stop himself
00:55:04
and it happened so quickly.
00:55:07
There was an expression
00:55:09
once you throw an egg, shame on you.
00:55:12
Twice you throw an egg. Shame on her, right?
00:55:15
I know,
00:55:17
but I think they're making money off of these videos.
00:55:19
Oh, you think you don't?
00:55:21
You think there's just always a camera on them?
00:55:24
No, no.
00:55:27
I'm trying.
00:55:28
I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think it.
00:55:31
Why are they always British?
00:55:32
Is it the inbreeding? Yes, it is.
00:55:36
This makes me laugh. Oh.
00:55:42
Oh, okay.
00:55:42
The chicken.
00:55:43
Now I'm like, I don't know.
00:55:48
I mean, I'm,
00:55:49
I'm like rooting for him to get it right where you got me smelling feces.
00:55:54
Shit with eggs. I fucking hate eggs.
00:55:56
I hate them.
00:55:57
I think the problem is, is that part of the brain?
00:56:01
The childish part, part of the brain
00:56:04
that knows you can break them and know that they're delicate.
00:56:07
That that's why I nearly smashed them just then.
00:56:10
But yes, we've all got the same issue with eggs.
00:56:15
And that's why.
00:56:16
Because they're delicate.
00:56:18
I want to try an old one.
00:56:27
Yeah.
00:56:27
That's it. We always eat salads.
00:56:30
We end
00:56:33
well. Okay.
00:56:34
How the end.
00:56:36
However, I said in two more videos, maybe three,
00:56:42
because this dude cracks me up.
00:56:47
So. Takes a minute to show me.
00:56:55
Yeah.
00:56:58
Show me.
00:56:58
Motherfucker.
00:57:01
But I, I would think that
00:57:03
they would try and go and get another job, you know?
00:57:06
Yeah.
00:57:07
You think?
00:57:10
And he's always dumping stuff on his head.
00:57:13
That's a good one, you dumb thing.
00:57:15
Does he keep making a mistake?
00:57:16
Does he learn from his past?
00:57:20
Me and made.
00:57:22
I can't like, oh,
00:57:25
I can't even imagine what would be like to not be on you.
00:57:29
You can visually watch it right here.
00:57:30
It's happening.
00:57:32
You don't have to,
00:57:35
But I could do this as a gag.
00:57:38
You know, it was funny, but I'm in full control of my faculties.
00:57:43
Like, see?
00:57:45
Really? Wait, wait. You are.
00:57:47
That means free will and agency.
00:57:49
So you 100% wholeheartedly believe that this is not fake at all?
00:57:53
No, I believe it.
00:57:55
But you refuse to believe in Jesus Christ, your Lord.
00:57:59
That's correct.
00:58:01
Yeah.
00:58:01
Wait, was that common in you?
00:58:04
Refuse to believe in Jesus.
00:58:05
He doesn't need a word, Baba.
00:58:07
In spoken language.
00:58:09
Oh, no.
00:58:09
Just one comma doesn't even know. Apply
00:58:13
punctuation doesn't apply.
00:58:16
I do love Jesus.
00:58:18
I do love you now. And you, fagot.
00:58:21
Oh. I'm sorry.
00:58:24
Is that not allowed on YouTube?
00:58:25
Oops, sorry. YouTube.
00:58:29
Oh it is.
00:58:31
You know, I mean, fagots are like YouTube, but can I let's do it.
00:58:36
4 million, 84 million subscribers.
00:58:39
Yeah, good for
00:58:40
it. Good for, I want a good one.
00:58:43
Oh, really? Umbrella.
00:58:46
New year party drug.
00:58:48
I thought you said a good one.
00:58:49
Sorry, officer. I'm clean.
00:58:51
I didn't come up with a good one.
00:58:54
Wow. You know, it's.
00:58:56
I'm unsupervised.
00:58:57
Got our first monetizable update.
00:58:59
It is bears 27.
00:59:01
Wait, Eagle. Sir, I need some eggs.
00:59:04
Bears there.
00:59:05
With the third time quarterback
00:59:08
they've got Case Keenum case Keenum yeah he's amazing.
00:59:12
He's like 50 years old.
00:59:14
Extravagant I never does it.
00:59:18
It's going to in some case more.
00:59:21
Maybe if I go in with my eyes shut.
00:59:30
I want him to succeed of this.
00:59:34
I got rooting for him Brady
00:59:37
Brady why are we watching this use
00:59:40
I'll tell you why we're watching this.
00:59:42
It's amazing to me.
00:59:46
This is the way we clean our ranks.
00:59:48
Clean ranks.
00:59:49
Oh, so he doesn't throw the washcloth just in.
00:59:51
Relax. It fucking sucks.
00:59:54
Well, did you try?
00:59:56
With this night, everything starts.
00:59:58
The laughing is good.
00:59:59
So he's got a tick that is exclusive to throwing eggs on the ceiling.
01:00:04
Yes. It's almost, almost literally just that.
01:00:08
But he does do the the oil and the flower on the head thing
01:00:12
as the perfectly reasonable blowing of the flower.
01:00:16
Almost like it's.
01:00:16
Yeah, almost like, oh, accidentally happened again.
01:00:21
Yeah.
01:00:22
Almost like it's a planned gimmick for million views.
01:00:25
And you good for him.
01:00:27
I didn't say not good for him.
01:00:28
A lame gimmick is all.
01:00:31
It's definitely good for America.
01:00:32
It's great for him.
01:00:33
It's sad for all of great for views.
01:00:35
Like it's bad for America
01:00:37
to use the nerds and director of marketing for the Noah's Ark Skins project.
01:00:41
Whiskey broke the internet the other day when she posted the following on quote.
01:00:44
Good morning from Noah's Ark in eastern Turkey.
01:00:46
A few updates.
01:00:47
Radar scans. I found three layers beneath the surface of the formation.
01:00:49
Within those layers there are chambers, corridors, organized patterns, and tunnels
01:00:52
consisting of perfect right angles, Genesis says.
01:00:56
With three floors, scientists confirm the formation is 100%
01:00:58
not geological, they say, and I quote, that it is a handmade object.
01:01:02
One agnostic scientist said he thinks it could even be a spaceship.
01:01:05
Well, no bedrock has been detected in the most advanced scans.
01:01:08
The same time, the U.S.
01:01:09
military uses to detect 50m from the surface.
01:01:11
Biggest arguments by skeptics who have never even been denied
01:01:13
all claim the formation is bedrock,
01:01:15
which we can confirm without a doubt that it is not the top and most exposed
01:01:19
tier is decaying, and the hard mudflow encasing the rims of the boat
01:01:22
are basically the only thing holding it together.
01:01:23
It's very fragile as to be expected, with 4300 year old wood again
01:01:27
custom for Silk Road travelers
01:01:28
to detour to the dune formation so that they could take pieces
01:01:31
of exposed wood in pitch to make good luck charms.
01:01:33
Some of the top tier is missing entirely, but beneath the surface,
01:01:36
the bottom three layers appear to still be intact,
01:01:38
and we believe we have the floor of petrified wood to be confirmed.
01:01:41
Info. So what?
01:01:42
I don't want to be that skeptic guy, but so that means it's a boat.
01:01:46
But why Noah's Ark?
01:01:48
Because it it follows, geological
01:01:53
area of assumption of where Noah's Ark
01:01:56
had landed after taking its voyage based on,
01:02:01
yeah, depictions from the Bible and local cities.
01:02:06
But, just that shit gets bastardized because of the flood dynamic.
01:02:12
And so, you know, there is a few videos later here,
01:02:16
there is some reveal of, you know, some ancient cities that, you know,
01:02:22
were near
01:02:23
this area that were that are currently underwater.
01:02:26
So let's just continue Noah's Ark scans project.
01:02:29
Well, on their website,
01:02:30
they refer to themselves as the Guardians of the Ark,
01:02:32
and this is a project that is investigating what is known as
01:02:34
the Duergar boat shaped formation there in eastern Turkey on Mount Ararat.
01:02:38
And this is a 515ft long, ship like structure or boat like structure
01:02:41
that appears almost perfectly match
01:02:43
the biblical description of Noah's Ark, found
01:02:44
from Genesis chapter six to Genesis chapter eight.
01:02:46
Now this project is directed by Professor Doctor.
01:02:48
How many cubits of archeology,
01:02:50
if I can pronounce it right that seven Junhui Reed at university.
01:02:53
Wow, that's a mouthful.
01:02:54
And it's true that the cooperation between Noah's Ark scans.
01:02:57
The project has received official approval from the Republic of Turkey.
01:02:59
That's the big takeaway.
01:03:00
Using cutting edge GPS Leiden for drilling.
01:03:02
The project's mission is to reveal lies beneath the surface.
01:03:05
By bringing the most advanced technology in human history, China
01:03:08
and the project website states this quote Noah's Ark Scans is dedicated
01:03:11
to conducting rigorous geophysical surveys of the European Ark site
01:03:14
using cutting edge technology
01:03:15
including ground penetrating radar, GPS for electrical resistivity tomography
01:03:19
and lidar scanning,
01:03:20
and her research, conducted in collaboration with Turkish scientists
01:03:23
researchers, has revealed unusual linear subsurface structures,
01:03:25
right angles, corridors and room like chambers within the formation.
01:03:28
Our ongoing work continues to be the most comprehensive.
01:03:30
Are we clear that right angles never occur in nature?
01:03:33
That's a weird statement.
01:03:37
I mean,
01:03:37
it's it's rare to have a lot of them,
01:03:40
and they are hard to come by, in a perfect right angle.
01:03:44
It's it.
01:03:46
Did you say eggs? Perfect.
01:03:47
Right angle.
01:03:48
Egg. Egg? Yeah. Egg.
01:03:49
Is it a lovely egg is a bad example.
01:03:51
90 degree.
01:03:52
Yeah. It
01:03:55
usually zoom into anything.
01:03:56
It turns into 90 dynamic. Right.
01:03:59
We're talking about like a little.
01:04:01
Like a little, you know, one inch, usually these
01:04:04
when they're talking about right angles are talking about multiple feet.
01:04:07
So in order to get an exact square edge, square
01:04:10
edge with, with an even a foot,
01:04:13
is still pretty hard without having some picture angle on it.
01:04:17
It's it.
01:04:18
I can't imagine every time I think of Noah's Ark, I don't think of right angles.
01:04:22
I think of boats.
01:04:24
The rooms, though, that's what they're talking about.
01:04:25
The internal structures is if you didn't, you know, right.
01:04:29
You weren't thinking attention.
01:04:30
If you watched the show surface map.
01:04:32
Not information ever created end.
01:04:34
Okay, now let's back up a little bit and go way back to 1959.
01:04:37
This is when a pilot named Captain
01:04:39
River
01:04:41
Gary, way back to 1959,
01:04:44
the Shonda Ailes had number
01:04:46
one hit, and it was,
01:04:49
okay to sparingly.
01:04:54
And I'm just going to hit you with two of them.
01:04:55
First, because the next one's fun.
01:04:58
Part of the body.
01:05:01
Gooch.
01:05:05
For the remarkable book information
01:05:07
by looking at aerial reconnaissance photographs of eastern Turkey, again
01:05:10
located near Mount Ararat and approximately 6300ft.
01:05:12
You know, the farther you go away from it, the more it does look like a ship.
01:05:16
Yeah, it's more interesting.
01:05:18
And it's also on the mountain side, as if the farther I drive away from my house.
01:05:22
And a nice look, somebody mentioned.
01:05:27
That him kind of what was it?
01:05:29
And ever since this 515ft long anomaly has captivated
01:05:32
researchers, archeologists and believers in the Ark for a decade.
01:05:35
Because the structure seems to get so. It's a whale.
01:05:37
Wait, there's another one right over up here.
01:05:39
There's another one right there.
01:05:41
Yeah. You don't know that. Well,
01:05:45
15 years ago,
01:05:49
We're just overlooking.
01:05:51
We're just overlooking that.
01:05:52
Captivated researchers, archeologists and believers to the to the previously
01:05:57
seem to get so perfectly matched to both the biblical location
01:05:59
and description of Noah's Ark, found from Genesis chapter six, chapter eight.
01:06:02
Now one of these recent by looking at aerial reconnaissance
01:06:05
telegraphs eastern Turkey, to locate in your mount,
01:06:08
you know, right there, it's right there to the right of it.
01:06:12
Where
01:06:13
and there's another one right next to it is.
01:06:15
No, wait a second. The more I look, there's another one over there.
01:06:18
It's like it's just some weird bedrock and, well, there could be multiple boats.
01:06:22
You don't know that. I see a base on the left.
01:06:24
That was my first question.
01:06:25
How do we know that it's Noah's Ark boat?
01:06:27
Because, I mean, boats are on the wall.
01:06:29
The scale of it.
01:06:31
No. You said because this maybe where they said it landed.
01:06:35
That was right. It's not
01:06:37
on Earth.
01:06:38
It just comes in a few bits.
01:06:40
So it's.
01:06:41
It makes it bigger than the Titanic.
01:06:45
I like so you act like I have the Titanic visualized in my head.
01:06:49
Well, you don't, you?
01:06:50
Oh, fucking, apparently, it was to be.
01:06:54
They have the Titanic two.
01:06:56
Yeah.
01:06:57
It's it's horrible because it was mesmerized, but it's not.
01:07:00
I don't know how there was a reason to call the movie Titanic to, but I guess
01:07:03
if if no one owns the name of the Titanic or it's public like domain name wrong,
01:07:07
I guess you could call it Titanic two and make, very low budget movie
01:07:11
and oh shit, Ron White, famous Texas comedian.
01:07:16
I've been watching a lot of TV lately.
01:07:18
That's how I do the, nation's dumbest.
01:07:22
I caught that, I know we we were was we even, some Looney Tunes.
01:07:25
Looney tunes. So that is weird.
01:07:27
It's like a weird 2003 remake of the Looney Tunes, which is because it's.
01:07:32
They used the photos like the screen, the thumbnails of the older cartoon,
01:07:38
but then it's a newer, revamped cartoon, but I, I swear I remember these
01:07:42
like almost to the t some of the cartoons
01:07:46
and I don't know if they just like, remade it and tried to like re
01:07:48
posture it and maybe edit it out some of like the racist stuff or.
01:07:54
I don't know, cleaned up the animation
01:07:57
I don't know I don't know I guess you could just re do it.
01:08:00
I don't know what's wrong with the previous,
01:08:02
but Looney Tunes T O and S or T you
01:08:08
brought widespread attention.
01:08:09
Emil Adams spells moon
01:08:13
to this site from the late 70s to the 90s,
01:08:16
because he actually went there
01:08:17
way back then and conducted a hands on investigations.
01:08:19
And his extensive research,
01:08:20
again, starting the late 70s, revealed what he believe was Dr..
01:08:23
He's got yellow caution tape all over.
01:08:25
This must be real.
01:08:26
Yeah.
01:08:27
No, that's all the lighter type shit or some, some type of radar.
01:08:31
It might not be the light hour specifically, but that this is a
01:08:34
this is a while.
01:08:35
This looks like it was a while ago.
01:08:37
By the look of their shirts,
01:08:39
evidence of
01:08:40
decayed rib timbers, fossilized wood, organized iron lines and compartments.
01:08:43
It suggested the structure was a large ship
01:08:44
rather than just a natural geological from.
01:08:46
Do you notice all like the graph patterns?
01:08:49
You mean the ones you think they would tape?
01:08:50
Yeah,
01:08:51
yeah, that's how you know what's underneath the surface, you fuckface.
01:08:55
That's how you usually typically graph things out.
01:08:57
You know, I've never graphed things out.
01:09:00
And in May I ask Gary, give me a plural.
01:09:02
Shut the fuck up Brady.
01:09:03
Now I have 515ft long.
01:09:05
And he said earthquake activity exposed.
01:09:07
What he interpreted again as decayed wood.
01:09:09
And he believed these were key parts of the vessel's structure.
01:09:12
And why the other so-called experts wouldn't shut the geophysicist Bumgarner,
01:09:16
which yielded evidence, they believed, of manmade alloys
01:09:19
and construction techniques not natural to the area.
01:09:21
So just want to point out the shadow on the boat.
01:09:24
Yeah.
01:09:27
Enormous carved stone.
01:09:29
Summarizing. Yeah. So check this shit out.
01:09:31
And each has a hole deliberately cut through its upper end,
01:09:33
and they look like massive anchored stone.
01:09:38
And again, many researchers, including those like one Wyatt
01:09:40
identified as drogue stones, which are heavy drag anchors
01:09:43
that in the ancient world were trail behind a vessel on long ropes
01:09:45
to steady it in heavy seas and keep it about turned into the waves.
01:09:48
If that interpretation is correct,
01:09:49
these would be the drug stones once tethered to Noah's Ark
01:09:53
and they were cut loose.
01:09:54
Wait a minute.
01:09:55
So there's a hole in the stone.
01:09:56
Therefore it's an anchor of Noah's Ark.
01:09:59
Well, no, it's also around arrowheads.
01:10:01
Oh, okay. You got me.
01:10:02
That's the only reason why there would be a.
01:10:06
And there's also markings on the stones as well.
01:10:08
But but it could be any type of counterbalance.
01:10:10
It could be anything. It could be a natural hole.
01:10:13
Now that looks amazing.
01:10:14
Are they using a gigantic fucking.
01:10:16
Like what else would it be?
01:10:17
Build the pyramids.
01:10:19
Really?
01:10:19
You're being skeptical for no reason.
01:10:21
They got a gigantic.
01:10:22
I'm the only one being skeptical for a reason.
01:10:26
Oh, okay.
01:10:27
You're being rude and I don't like it.
01:10:29
Yeah.
01:10:30
See something that's ad hominin?
01:10:34
Just. You can't argue my point here.
01:10:35
The landing site is the wall. Therefore, you argue myself, I get many.
01:10:38
These stones are carved with crosses, eight and all.
01:10:39
Just like the number one was.
01:10:40
Family believed to have been added centuries later by Armenian
01:10:42
Christians who venerated these stones as relics from the flood.
01:10:46
But I would love to know what you think.
01:10:47
Everything you just so because of those two guys,
01:10:49
declared them relics from the flood.
01:10:50
That's why we need to take it as such, I think.
01:10:53
I think we should tell them what I think.
01:10:56
I mean, that was just
01:10:57
part one of, I think a four part series here.
01:11:03
Oh, I don't see.
01:11:04
What does that mean? Brady?
01:11:06
No, that was drawer talking, but that's okay.
01:11:08
But I'm not going to blame you for not understanding.
01:11:14
Did you want to read this?
01:11:17
No. Just go to the pictures, because the just, Yeah.
01:11:21
If you can zoom in or double click on the pictures,
01:11:23
or if I got, I probably can't.
01:11:24
You can't zoom in.
01:11:26
It's more or less the pictures because they show,
01:11:27
like the core samples that they're taking.
01:11:29
Some of the words I guess matter of,
01:11:31
I don't know if you can just skim that really quick.
01:11:33
Well, I take my sweet ass time.
01:11:34
Son of a bitch.
01:11:35
Look at that right down there.
01:11:36
There's a, caloric stove.
01:11:40
Yes. 40,000 years old.
01:11:43
Yeah, there it is.
01:11:46
I'm going to move away before people realize it was just a cooler.
01:11:49
Yeah.
01:11:51
Oh, my God, it's a piece of wood that is clearly from Noah's Ark.
01:11:54
Now, if you're on, you better talk then on the, playlist.
01:11:59
Holy shit. With the links.
01:12:01
Do you have your own, like, order going on,
01:12:02
or have you updated it at all recently?
01:12:04
Because I didn't know it's yours.
01:12:06
I just, I took a look at a few more on Rumble because.
01:12:09
No, that's fine.
01:12:09
Yeah, I saw nothing was David, and so I at least knew it were my shit.
01:12:14
Oh, actually, we're one minute past rumble time.
01:12:18
I don't give a fuck what rumble time is.
01:12:19
There's no such thing as a rumble time.
01:12:22
It was 1111.
01:12:23
Yeah.
01:12:23
So the core samples of the drilling there was, like, petrified wood chips
01:12:27
is actually doing this. This isn't just some horseshit.
01:12:29
There's actual people there.
01:12:30
They're actually fucking taking samples.
01:12:33
Oh, well, if there's people there, I mean, it's a between 8 billion people.
01:12:36
It must be special if there's some people there.
01:12:39
No, I just know that there was like, if you just went, oh, this is video or no.
01:12:43
The I'm trying to hit the skeptics.
01:12:45
Woodward is lined with homeless people.
01:12:47
That doesn't make sure.
01:12:49
Yeah of course they, they, they think they find fucking Atlantis
01:12:52
every other fucking week, you know, and never do.
01:12:54
So, I know where I farted loud in church
01:12:59
during the silent prayer on Christmas Eve, and I tried to hold it.
01:13:02
Oh, man, oh, man.
01:13:03
And all it did was squeaked out the back.
01:13:06
Boom. Nice,
01:13:08
right, Brady?
01:13:09
The church busted out laughing.
01:13:11
So what does that mean? Brady?
01:13:13
It means that I shouldn't eat ham before church.
01:13:16
Yeah.
01:13:17
Or eat ham or go to church and,
01:13:27
Hello.
01:13:31
Yeah.
01:13:31
I'm telling you that we need more bomb.
01:13:35
Yeah.
01:13:36
Do we have an update on the.
01:13:38
The next thing that
01:13:40
we don't need to do that
01:13:43
I don't know what's happening.
01:13:44
It's just a video.
01:13:45
Oh, yeah.
01:13:47
This is a nice 360 drone shot.
01:13:49
Like your typical 360 drone shot of them.
01:13:51
Okay, excavation of the core samples.
01:13:54
He said excavation
01:13:56
just for just, you know, I don't know because some of it's
01:13:59
unsure what to bring, but at least like, this is what they're doing.
01:14:02
There's no real like, determination of because they're still sending samples
01:14:06
to labs.
01:14:07
The, interesting thing that did occur recently that I didn't
01:14:11
it was just words on a page, so I figured it'd ring a bell at some point.
01:14:16
The guy who is heading up this excavation, his apartment
01:14:20
in this local area that he had leaves to go to the site every day.
01:14:24
It was a, was broken into, ransacked.
01:14:26
They took several laptops and several storage devices.
01:14:30
He says he has copies of everything, and they've already still sent, like,
01:14:33
samples of things to laboratories.
01:14:35
So, yeah,
01:14:36
you're not going to hear about the results because the results seems weird.
01:14:40
Natural formation.
01:14:42
Well, I mean, wood is natural, right?
01:14:44
So I don't know what everything that occurs in nature is natural, right.
01:14:49
Humans made it.
01:14:50
That's still natural, I agree. Yeah.
01:14:52
I don't understand that. Why people go, oh, artificial or natural?
01:14:55
It's like, oh, don't discount the like value.
01:14:58
Oh, plastic is artificial.
01:14:59
And it's like how when we came from
01:15:02
this land is our land
01:15:04
because they're comparing natural meaning.
01:15:08
It occurs without any interference.
01:15:10
And if anything is synthesized, then it's not like what is interference though?
01:15:13
Isn't everything interfering with everything?
01:15:17
Yeah, according to noone, just the idea of the Big Bang interference
01:15:20
or Albert Einstein, who's scary isn't just the idea of the Big Bang interference.
01:15:25
No. Why not?
01:15:29
Is the difference between nature and unnatural?
01:15:32
You're just the Big Bang his nature.
01:15:35
But it's interference still, is it not interfering with what it is?
01:15:40
Nature.
01:15:42
So like a coyote, eating a turtle is an interference.
01:15:46
It's just nature.
01:15:47
Yes. Yes. Yeah, yeah.
01:15:50
So what?
01:15:51
At what point do we separate ourselves from that idea that it's interference?
01:15:55
We never separate ourselves. Never.
01:15:57
Exactly.
01:15:58
So, yeah, you wouldn't be able to recognize humans.
01:16:00
What? They're. What's.
01:16:02
Why do you put humans separate from animals?
01:16:05
What?
01:16:06
I don't understand that we're, like, special friends.
01:16:10
As if we have souls or we got some type of, higher power.
01:16:14
Yeah.
01:16:14
I don't understand why you why you when you try to pick out anything
01:16:18
by itself, we find that it's hitched to everything else in the universe.
01:16:23
It's true.
01:16:23
It's.
01:16:25
But it's this conscious awareness of self.
01:16:29
Oh, that's so selfish.
01:16:30
You know, you're saying that the animals have zero conscious awareness.
01:16:34
They don't run from fear.
01:16:36
They don't get hungry and go for food.
01:16:38
My dog, you're saying, well, hold on a second.
01:16:40
When something's changing around it, you tell it, hey, go around it.
01:16:44
It knows they go around the tree to fix the leash.
01:16:46
All you're doing is telling them.
01:16:47
Is there a reason to interference?
01:16:49
Yeah, of course there is the same reason a bear doesn't face
01:16:53
murder trials is because we are moral agents.
01:16:58
No, it does face murder trial. You see more?
01:17:00
There's been bears recently
01:17:02
that have attacked several humans, and they kill the bear.
01:17:06
There's no trial.
01:17:08
It gets executed,
01:17:10
right?
01:17:11
Was it no trial?
01:17:14
Favorite bears are funny because there's some goofy.
01:17:18
Like, how did they survive?
01:17:19
First of all, they've got the other teeth
01:17:22
of a meat eater carnivore,
01:17:25
and then they eat this bamboo diet, and they roll around and tumble around
01:17:30
and move around, like how they survive and they get high off a eucalyptus.
01:17:36
Give me a plural noun.
01:17:38
Is this your final score?
01:17:40
27 seven wallows, which is also my plural
01:17:43
noun.
01:17:46
Kwa la the koala?
01:17:49
Yes. ROA, I like that.
01:17:53
Okay, okay. Oh, yeah. So.
01:17:56
Koala. Hey! Over. Hey! Land.
01:17:59
During the research.
01:17:59
What are these places? Oh, the underwater railway.
01:18:02
The first place you land.
01:18:04
It's no dolphin, just koala whales.
01:18:08
Let's never forget what is
01:18:12
in the bears is called
01:18:14
my in this research in my mind,
01:18:17
because at 85ft deep, are spectacular.
01:18:22
Like fucking.
01:18:23
They look like basalt blocks of a high level of quality.
01:18:27
I call this is the underground city that.
01:18:30
Can you see near the spell Panda bear?
01:18:32
Just put that instead.
01:18:35
Yeah, it's built
01:18:37
in what likely was an ancient temple.
01:18:39
That is, again, as I mentioned, the deepest underwater ruins
01:18:42
that have been identified so far in the world in the 1990s, 1997,
01:18:47
Tosin Salen was diving under Lake
01:18:50
Fon to study, the micro invertebrates
01:18:54
and the underwater life, because it's a very unique life.
01:18:56
It's like he's diving down and he goes off of a town
01:18:59
called the Gophers in the northern part of the. Oh, really?
01:19:02
He discovers these unknown, mysterious ruins on the lake,
01:19:06
There are Armenian ruins of ancient Armenia closer to shore.
01:19:10
No way in the islands.
01:19:11
But there's also the different kinds of megalithic work.
01:19:14
Deeper.
01:19:15
Pawson announces this to some of the world.
01:19:18
It didn't really get too far out into the world.
01:19:20
But what does that mean? Brady?
01:19:22
It's so unusual that archeologists have no idea whether it's
01:19:25
from the European civilization, which is 2800 years ago,
01:19:29
or it was so confusing to them because of the type of architecture
01:19:33
they even thought it might be.
01:19:34
Wait, I'm still trying to figure out how to do with the
01:19:37
tossing discovered right
01:19:39
near the location of where the Ark was in history,
01:19:43
and he didn't get indicating that prior to because of the time labeled chronology,
01:19:47
there was advanced civilization inserted into this underwater semi.
01:19:51
I'll be right back.
01:19:52
I have to go find a new job.
01:19:54
Oh, that is interesting. Important evidence.
01:19:57
Ever since water erosion and the Gobekli Tepe
01:20:01
and I abandoned the chair every 15 minutes, roughly.
01:20:04
Anyway.
01:20:04
Yeah, for the last step, he isn't even the oldest anymore.
01:20:07
That's. See, that's.
01:20:08
No, he's just I think he's saying it
01:20:10
rivals Lake Vaughan has significant seismic activity under water.
01:20:14
It has faults under the actual.
01:20:16
All this proves is that we had construction in the past.
01:20:20
It's just showing that there's a larger scale of human
01:20:26
civilization that for some
01:20:27
reason, a lot of society wants to hide or ignore.
01:20:31
There's a lot of uniqueness in society or in our history
01:20:35
that people want to ignore. Why does somebody have to hide it?
01:20:38
Maybe survival.
01:20:38
Discover
01:20:39
whether it be whether it be stories from the Bible that are true or stories
01:20:43
that contradict the Bible that are true, that may just still be missing.
01:20:46
But there are.
01:20:47
Yeah, there are people that want to hide either way.
01:20:50
But if people were wiped out for thousands of years, thank you.
01:20:53
Who who would have who would be there to talk about it?
01:20:57
They're not hiding it. They're just gone.
01:20:59
Well, well, no, we are part of an unbroken
01:21:03
chain of survivors.
01:21:07
Maybe
01:21:09
you're
01:21:09
very much a worshiper at the pinnacle.
01:21:13
Or do you feel like there? For sure.
01:21:15
We survived to this point.
01:21:19
But all of our.
01:21:20
You're saying there's a tie in to every human ancestor
01:21:23
of all time in the universe, and I don't I'm not.
01:21:26
I'm skeptical of that.
01:21:28
We could have completely stopped and completely started,
01:21:30
but we clearly started at one point, right?
01:21:32
Whether it's lightning and goo or God created us or something in between,
01:21:36
we clearly started at some point.
01:21:37
I mean, if we were stopped at any point, if anything, if it stopped,
01:21:42
look for disaster. We stopped from disaster.
01:21:44
We might I would I'd like to think that there was a few
01:21:46
that were hidden in a cave, and then they multiplied.
01:21:48
But we could have been wiped out completely.
01:21:50
And then whatever started, they stopped.
01:21:51
Started us again. Makes no sense. Well, no.
01:21:54
Then there's nothing to stop. On a start.
01:21:56
Then it's not us. It's. There's no way.
01:21:58
Unless we just. So you're saying there's no.
01:22:02
Well, are you just seeing the natural action?
01:22:03
But that's the action of the universe is to create molecules and atoms
01:22:09
and and frickin elements, and then have there be a situation
01:22:15
where there is hot and cold and H2O, and then it creates bacteria,
01:22:19
and then that bacteria forms life.
01:22:21
That, that that's what you're saying is the general essence of the universe
01:22:24
is what it is.
01:22:24
No, I'm saying that if for whatever argued reason
01:22:28
that humans started a line of lineage of humans,
01:22:32
it's not assumed that we've been that same line forever to me.
01:22:36
But I'm kind of an idiot.
01:22:37
Then you're saying that there was a natural.
01:22:39
Like you're saying that this is regular.
01:22:42
You're you're.
01:22:42
I'm not saying any of that.
01:22:43
No, I'm not saying that you're saying because what you're saying again,
01:22:47
why would there be a it was completely wiped out in the fresh, fresh slate.
01:22:51
Why would the same be same thing be built again?
01:22:53
If I built a house of cards
01:22:55
and someone came
01:22:56
and knocked it down, maybe I would build a different house of cards.
01:22:59
It's not what I'm sure. Maybe.
01:23:01
But I'm just saying that evolution doesn't progress in the same direction
01:23:05
every time. That's why I'm.
01:23:06
That's illusion takes a huge hit from time to time, is what I'm trying to say.
01:23:11
It was never completely wiped out, which is how we got to this point.
01:23:15
Is what I see you.
01:23:16
I don't think.
01:23:17
I don't know how you know that. I don't know how you know.
01:23:19
I don't know how you know the difference.
01:23:20
I don't, I don't that's not saying.
01:23:23
I'm just saying that allow forward.
01:23:25
I'm not arguing of something in the positive.
01:23:27
I'm arguing against the fact that we believe
01:23:29
in the same lineage of humans forever. That's all I was saying.
01:23:32
No, we have not. But bottlenecks create that.
01:23:34
I'm saying we have now that ingenuity is starving
01:23:37
for things, creates demand and prosperity beyond
01:23:43
because people fight or work harder to create things to then
01:23:47
even if God created humans, which I'm not sure he did,
01:23:51
he could have very well that we could have been wiped out
01:23:53
through a flood or other disaster, and then he had to create it.
01:23:55
It's happened, but it's never completely wiped everyone out.
01:23:58
Which is why there's been how do you know that survived could have been a huge.
01:24:01
And the only reason I'm saying I'm pontificating is how motherfucker,
01:24:07
that's a weird thing to say.
01:24:09
The dinosaurs weren't around forever either.
01:24:12
I would say
01:24:13
there's
01:24:15
like hundreds of millions of years.
01:24:18
I'm just saying it's possible that humans were on the Earth
01:24:21
and humans were not on the Earth, and then humans were on the Earth again.
01:24:23
I don't think they were always at least like two of us.
01:24:25
Thinking twice is like a seed.
01:24:28
I don't know, I'm saying it's it's not 100% that we were always
01:24:32
just minimum of two people in a cave once we were created.
01:24:36
That's all I was suggesting, and I'm not sure about that.
01:24:38
You wouldn't call that a human then why not?
01:24:42
And then that would entail that there would be some wait,
01:24:44
wait, Russian might say straight stop.
01:24:46
I mean, you're asking, you know, what came first?
01:24:48
Chicken or the egg? You're just assuming. Yeah. Chicken. No.
01:24:51
We just. Oh, there was a stopping point then. Chicken.
01:24:53
I don't give a shit. Which came first.
01:24:56
I'm just saying you don't.
01:24:57
There's no progression from egg to chicken.
01:24:59
You don't like it, you just go, oh, stop. And then chicken.
01:25:02
There's like, no, there's the where does that progression come from
01:25:04
and how long does that progression transpire before it becomes my answer.
01:25:09
Right. I have no idea.
01:25:11
Really supported by the celery.
01:25:14
But we do point for point.
01:25:16
However 12 billion illusion doesn't have a goal.
01:25:21
Evolution isn't progressing towards a
01:25:23
we're not the pinnacle of what evolution creates.
01:25:27
So if you win back the clock, there is no cure.
01:25:32
Why are we not,
01:25:35
every stage of evolution has been the pinnacle.
01:25:38
Just like every person you could see.
01:25:41
But we've never, never taken a dip or a regression.
01:25:46
I guess you can say we're very, very fragile.
01:25:48
We're kind of pussies in the universe.
01:25:50
We're we're, you know, a fly on shit.
01:25:53
But we are very we're very independent thinking.
01:25:56
I don't think a black hole is thinking, but maybe it is, I don't know,
01:26:00
but a black hole is probably like the end all. Be all.
01:26:02
What did he say?
01:26:04
Like that is God. If there's a God like.
01:26:08
Right.
01:26:09
Loved at the very, very end of last, brain draws.
01:26:14
So, draw got so metaphysical.
01:26:19
Like he got, like, mystical, like, energy, like
01:26:25
if you like.
01:26:26
If you say it like this energy, it sounds a little ominous.
01:26:30
And stupid.
01:26:31
But if you say like, hey, we're always energy,
01:26:33
it it transforms and it doesn't dissipate.
01:26:35
No, no, no, it's, it's like, no patronizing.
01:26:38
Patronizing. I'm sure he'll correct me regardless.
01:26:41
The atheists.
01:26:43
Yeah.
01:26:43
But since evolution doesn't have a direction,
01:26:50
I don't know if it doesn't have a direction.
01:26:54
It's, expansion.
01:26:56
Right?
01:26:57
Right.
01:26:57
And there was never, like, a negative evolution.
01:27:01
Like, evolutionarily, it either goes up or down.
01:27:05
Yeah, yeah.
01:27:05
No care if you have a better chance living or a lesser.
01:27:10
Yeah. It's sporadic. It's chaotic chaos.
01:27:13
Yeah. It goes in every direction all the time. And,
01:27:16
but the brain
01:27:18
of the same brain that puts right angles when they're not there insists
01:27:22
that there has to be some order to the universe.
01:27:26
The variations are random, but the selection process
01:27:31
is not fucked up, asshole.
01:27:33
So you zoom in enough on anything.
01:27:35
It'll always have right angles.
01:27:37
Fuck you.
01:27:38
Well, So I'm willing to bet that, bipedal,
01:27:44
by symmetrical, like I know information
01:27:50
and developed independently.
01:27:53
But they could have six fingers.
01:27:56
Four fingers, you know?
01:27:59
Hold on, I have four. I have four fingers.
01:28:01
What the fuck are you talking about? I have six feet. Why would that be?
01:28:04
Why would that happen? Do you mean in total?
01:28:06
Because it's. It's not weird.
01:28:09
I mean, I have more than four fingers, but I definitely have four fingers.
01:28:14
Maybe I misunderstood, I think I derailed your thought.
01:28:17
No, you didn't,
01:28:19
I was I was waiting for you to stop derailing your own thoughts.
01:28:23
But, hey, this form might not be unique.
01:28:29
So I'm saying, like a soul.
01:28:33
No, not like a soul.
01:28:38
Like there's nothing.
01:28:39
Whatever you want to call it.
01:28:41
So I even, like, so much greater than the physical realm, but, like.
01:28:45
Well, when they talk about spirits, they're really talking about air.
01:28:49
Yes. They didn't understand that.
01:28:51
That, the atmosphere was,
01:28:54
a mix of nitrogen and oxygen and some other gases,
01:28:58
and they just thought it was a spirit that you are breathing like,
01:29:03
into the body. True.
01:29:05
And and that is what they thought spirit was.
01:29:09
When they talk about spirits, they, they mean air.
01:29:13
I thought it was alcohol.
01:29:14
And that to.
01:29:20
Okay.
01:29:20
Give me a noun.
01:29:22
They would drink it right
01:29:23
to somebody else and like, oh, I'm not drunk, I'm possessed.
01:29:26
Wait, did you just ask him for one?
01:29:30
Yeah.
01:29:30
You should turn the tables on him halfway through and start asking him for
01:29:34
many ancient historical cultures, strongly connected
01:29:37
or equated spirits with air, breath and wind.
01:29:41
So I when I would understand, like, animal etymology,
01:29:45
the words that I'm
01:29:47
the spirit with or respire ING.
01:29:50
Similarly, a Greek word respiration, anima, pneuma, clean.
01:29:56
It means both wind and spirit or breath.
01:29:59
Yeah, but it's just like your, your your breath.
01:30:02
Like the breath that you breathe out.
01:30:03
It's not like fucking.
01:30:05
Yeah.
01:30:05
And then when you, when you leave, like, oh, you're like the wind.
01:30:08
It's just they're, they're, they're
01:30:11
what do you call it a metaphor for it.
01:30:13
Sheep.
01:30:14
Have you given me an adverb yet?
01:30:15
Going did I miss it?
01:30:17
There's a lot of room sound in this next space video.
01:30:20
I'll give you another 64 light years away.
01:30:22
Is sending out radio snow aliens who?
01:30:25
The internet.
01:30:25
Thanks.
01:30:26
Worse, the signals repeat in bursts stupidly
01:30:30
hours apart, twisted like a corkscrew.
01:30:32
That's literally how I'd send a message for the first time ever.
01:30:36
We know it's coming. Why did he shout that?
01:30:38
We know it's. That's what the internet thinks.
01:30:40
Worse, the signals repeat in bursts, hours apart, twisted like.
01:30:45
That's how you see her the first time ever.
01:30:48
We know it's coming from the planet itself, not its star.
01:30:51
From 64 light years.
01:30:53
How 64 dishes in 16 kept coming.
01:30:56
Nine quasars used like pins on a map.
01:30:58
The signal set right on the planet. So who lives there?
01:31:00
Nobody could.
01:31:01
It's 12 Jupiters, heavy, glowing hot and only 23 million years old.
01:31:05
All right.
01:31:06
Everybody's using these weird references.
01:31:07
I from the same index finger.
01:31:09
I've heard that.
01:31:10
To the to your to your wrist, to your elbow.
01:31:14
What you want to do is you
01:31:14
want to take, six Jupiters.
01:31:19
I'm sorry.
01:31:20
I've never really been to Jupiter.
01:31:21
It's hard for me to visualize.
01:31:22
Can you give me a different like?
01:31:25
Can you dumb it down more old?
01:31:27
That's ancient.
01:31:28
The dinosaurs died 66 million years ago.
01:31:30
This planet is younger than their funeral.
01:31:32
Then who's sending the signal? The planet is.
01:31:35
It has northern lights, northern lights make radio ours.
01:31:38
Do Jupiter's are loud enough for a backyard antenna to hear.
01:31:41
And the repeat?
01:31:41
Probably.
01:31:42
It spins every nine hours.
01:31:44
The beam sweeps past us like a lighthouse.
01:31:46
Oh, not aliens. Why should I care?
01:31:48
Because it's the first magnetic field ever measured outside our solar system.
01:31:51
What's the magnetic field for?
01:31:53
It shields the planet's air from its star.
01:31:55
So the next world we hear might be one that kept its air.
01:31:57
And maybe someone's breathing. It.
01:32:00
Oh, really?
01:32:01
How's that for Italian?
01:32:02
So it's some kind of spirit?
01:32:06
Oh, no.
01:32:07
Somebody breathing it
01:32:09
right?
01:32:13
No, no.
01:32:14
Brady I. Brady.
01:32:16
All right Brady Brady.
01:32:19
So we are having Brady 12 of our 44 videos.
01:32:25
Yeah.
01:32:25
So I guess we do it again
01:32:27
it up a little bit here or just leave and play the video straight through.
01:32:31
I was watching some of the,
01:32:33
some of the other flagged trans men, you know,
01:32:38
do we have a game to spare before we go to Rumble
01:32:41
flagged trans men?
01:32:44
Obviously we know where JR is.
01:32:45
That's kind of. I had no clue, man.
01:32:49
I never thought of it that way. Brady.
01:32:50
But very true.
01:32:52
Do we hear this for the choirs?
01:32:54
The bumper I didn't know there you said
01:32:57
draw said he said what they said I said my wife said
01:33:01
yeah there's a bumper that we need to do that.
01:33:05
Oh God. Oh said
01:33:08
I mean I forgot about it.
01:33:09
Not because I didn't.
01:33:11
I didn't bring some of that.
01:33:12
I forgot about it because I brought them up and I haven't looked at it since.
01:33:15
Oh, okay. Which is the best part about it.
01:33:18
Yeah. Scoreboard.
01:33:20
All right. Yeah. You got it. You got a scoreboard available.
01:33:23
I don't either actually write it down. Physically.
01:33:25
I do.
01:33:27
Oh that's awesome.
01:33:28
Let's see.
01:33:29
Progress. It's getting better. But, right.
01:33:33
This comes from episode number 55 roughshod.
01:33:36
Did you.
01:33:36
Oh, that was one of our best ever.
01:33:38
Did you put the plug in? And yet
01:33:40
without the answer?
01:33:41
No, of course not.
01:33:42
Know what I've learned? Just. Bam! No.
01:33:45
Until the thing buffers.
01:33:46
Right. We've gotten a lot.
01:33:49
We we've made a lot of progress.
01:33:51
And we know that progress is accelerating, which I think might be,
01:33:57
we are that.
01:34:00
It's me.
01:34:00
I don't know, it feels like there was a typo, but.
01:34:03
Or not a type of misinterpretation, that we made a lot of progress.
01:34:07
And we are that progress is accelerating.
01:34:11
It's kind of like, misspeak.
01:34:13
But, I mean, it really is.
01:34:15
I said that, I say, me, we've gotten a lot we made a lot of progress.
01:34:20
And the progress, the progress is accelerating.
01:34:24
I think you probably stumble over what you were saying
01:34:27
and you just said then that progress is accelerating.
01:34:29
All right.
01:34:29
I'm not saying you, but what are you saying?
01:34:32
What are you saying?
01:34:34
You have to say the name of, the
01:34:37
if you'll notice, your guess is, oh, personality from the show.
01:34:40
Using that you.
01:34:43
We all think it's us.
01:34:46
So George says draw.
01:34:48
Brady says Brady. Gary says very.
01:34:51
Was that your answer or is that your final?
01:34:53
I don't think no, I don't feel like I would say this progress is accelerating.
01:34:56
I feel it's kind of like gay.
01:34:58
Oh, not say like accelerating.
01:35:00
Are you right?
01:35:00
I'm changing my answer. The gay cooler. You're right.
01:35:03
Yeah, right. All right.
01:35:04
Answer the Gary everyone.
01:35:05
So you can change an answer based on my response.
01:35:09
Nathan. Yeah, it's a game. I can't sway you.
01:35:12
I don't even have a name. I can be anybody I want, so.
01:35:14
Yeah, but it's all here because you're like, oh, that's a good thing.
01:35:17
I'm going to follow draw.
01:35:19
Then maybe I what do you, what do I call you?
01:35:21
I won't reveal my my secrets. Brady.
01:35:23
I don't even know your friggin name. No,
01:35:26
Brady.
01:35:27
What's your name?
01:35:29
Oh, there it is. Okay. My goodness.
01:35:31
What is it?
01:35:32
I was lost, I had no idea what is even say,
01:35:36
we can do the kid.
01:35:37
Oh, yeah. Pull that up, Brady.
01:35:40
I'll pull it up for you.
01:35:41
Brady. Here's. Oh, yeah. Over the top.
01:35:45
Comes the blitz. Remember?
01:35:46
Brady I need to see Randy.
01:35:49
Oh became the Brady Brady.
01:35:51
No I never thought of it that way Brady.
01:35:54
So what does that mean right Brady
01:35:57
I can't do it against the Brady.
01:36:01
Give me the thing is this your version of vamping Brady pads
01:36:04
because he's that average and then not show the clip.
01:36:08
You're right.
01:36:08
We can't use that footage in that show that clip.
01:36:10
So let's show the dog. But.
01:36:14
In in the his.
01:36:16
And remember I can never hear it.
01:36:17
So you got it. Fuck.
01:36:18
Was that or went back too far.
01:36:20
Oh, we're going to start the whole show.
01:36:22
No. Okay.
01:36:24
So in the history of figuring stuff out,
01:36:27
we've gotten a lot.
01:36:29
We've made a lot of progress.
01:36:31
And we're that progress is accelerate where I can sort of hear it.
01:36:35
However, it has never been helpful,
01:36:39
like one iota point for everybody to look in the supernatural realm for anything.
01:36:43
Why are we watching this?
01:36:45
That that just proved to be a wild goose chase barking up the wrong tree.
01:36:50
Whatever we you.
01:36:52
What do you what do you determine? Supernatural like I don't understand.
01:36:54
We all get the point on that one. But what do you like? I don't understand.
01:36:57
Or is the supernatural? Or like, you're just.
01:36:59
You just.
01:37:00
You came up with a word or people came on it,
01:37:03
and then you're applying it to anything that you deem.
01:37:07
I can answer that.
01:37:08
No, not that it can deem fake.
01:37:09
Anything that he can't logically explain it under his own intelligence level
01:37:14
or awareness.
01:37:17
Anything so that
01:37:17
anything that he thinks, anything that he's unaware of
01:37:21
is not in his purview is doesn't even occur in nature.
01:37:24
It has to be supernatural, above nature,
01:37:29
you know, like God or some other entity
01:37:30
that maybe are just a set of rules or that that comes to mind for this.
01:37:36
But, no.
01:37:42
I mean, we all know what supernatural means,
01:37:46
and we all know it doesn't exist.
01:37:51
It's just another word for non-existent.
01:37:54
Like miracle hokum, minor miracle, something that can't happen.
01:37:59
So by definition, miracles can't happen.
01:38:04
Why does it have to have sex with itself to be a definition?
01:38:06
And why is it got to be blessed?
01:38:07
Sex of the similar gender to be a definition?
01:38:10
What is wrong with either of your brains?
01:38:12
You said by definition.
01:38:15
Who said that?
01:38:16
I thought you said something else completely different.
01:38:18
Who said it?
01:38:19
Replacing scientific progress with indoctrination.
01:38:24
Me yeah, I agree,
01:38:26
I think it's scary as well.
01:38:30
Can you repeat the quote please?
01:38:32
Replacing scientific progress with indoctrination.
01:38:37
Yeah. That's me. I remember writing it down.
01:38:39
I, I just know that that's your angle typically.
01:38:42
So probably in this notebook.
01:38:48
Brady.
01:38:48
Oh this is my the guess progress.
01:38:52
Brady.
01:38:53
Last week was this. Yeah.
01:38:56
Well, we all said Gary.
01:38:57
Was this okay?
01:38:59
We all say know you Gary okay.
01:39:02
Oh it's not it's this dude. She's in mass.
01:39:04
This is big for scientific, but, buildings.
01:39:09
That is rubbish.
01:39:10
I like that sweater.
01:39:13
Thank you.
01:39:13
Everything from millionaire televangelists to charlatans selling
01:39:17
snake oil to the masses,
01:39:19
replacing
01:39:20
scientific progress with indoctrination,
01:39:24
replacing enlightenment with dogma.
01:39:27
Now, you're going to think that,
01:39:31
I'm replacing if
01:39:34
this if it's not with my own
01:39:38
brand of foolish nonsense, which is what exactly what you're doing.
01:39:43
I know, I know what it looks like, because that's
01:39:46
what requires a bomb.
01:39:50
Okay, that was good.
01:39:52
Two to 2 to 2.
01:39:55
I think that's that's on me as well.
01:39:57
Unless we just do it because Brady thought it was golf scoring.
01:40:00
So it's technically it's all zero then, right?
01:40:01
Because we push.
01:40:03
Yeah.
01:40:04
Oh, so this one's worth three.
01:40:06
No I know doesn't matter.
01:40:08
Now we're doing it's 2 to 2 I like we only change the score value of we need.
01:40:12
No I like the Final Jeopardy though I like the Final Jeopardy aspect.
01:40:15
Yeah I figure
01:40:17
yeah.
01:40:20
Oh, I'll.
01:40:21
I'll change.
01:40:23
Oh. From Art.
01:40:24
Okay. For both of us.
01:40:26
Similar was supposed to be fart, not art.
01:40:30
Yeah, what a typo.
01:40:32
But not just similar.
01:40:33
Man, that chord progression is identical.
01:40:36
They all steal from each other.
01:40:38
Oh, that's me and ghost.
01:40:41
I like Brady.
01:40:42
I would assume that anyone critical of a music situation,
01:40:45
although Gary is staunch in general, so maybe he would make that point,
01:40:49
but I would he.
01:40:50
I guess he also has a tendency to repeat everything we say,
01:40:54
and I would I like to say the phrase chord progression.
01:40:58
So I'm going to say me really nice.
01:41:01
So now we have a debate that was marred by same chord progression.
01:41:05
I love a good chord progression.
01:41:07
Everyone does.
01:41:08
That's the whole point of a good song.
01:41:11
I know in your final answer.
01:41:13
Yeah right.
01:41:14
Gary, what's your answer? If I say Gary?
01:41:18
Oh no, I'm sorry to say break.
01:41:19
Oh no, I just follow Gary.
01:41:21
You can't just listen to somebody else
01:41:22
and change your answer because you think it's the right answer.
01:41:24
Oh, they draw says draw.
01:41:26
I said Brady, it's literally I literally have locked in.
01:41:30
We can do a locked in button if we want to do that.
01:41:32
But that's a little too much.
01:41:34
Oh can I have a button I got to, I got to I got Mickey Mouse Club.
01:41:39
That's we do have a game show coming up. Good button.
01:41:41
Well I think this is you're going to need a big screen before we can play.
01:41:46
I have a big screen, not just similar.
01:41:48
Man, that chord progression is identical.
01:41:50
They all steal from each other.
01:41:53
Well, you're not supposed to read it.
01:41:54
You're supposed to play it.
01:41:56
No, that's what I know one Brady.
01:41:58
Who is your you never you need to play the game to.
01:42:02
Who is it I guessed me I said Brady you did okay I did.
01:42:06
Yeah, look at look at this
01:42:08
I when I went around the table I said Gary said Gary, I said me.
01:42:11
And then and then pointed that.
01:42:15
Can you point your name
01:42:16
the Mickey Mouse gloves right up to your left, your other side.
01:42:19
There you go. There's Gary. Score.
01:42:22
What was the score.
01:42:24
So Brady said who Brady said Brady
01:42:27
Brady said Brady Gary said Gary.
01:42:29
Gary sure said Brady said Brady.
01:42:34
Where the fuck did it go?
01:42:37
Help me, help me.
01:42:41
All right. Are you ready for this? No
01:42:44
one would like to.
01:42:47
Upper level musicians and composers steal from each other.
01:42:51
Or is do they just know? Do they all just write this?
01:42:53
I mean, obviously that's similar, but right now it's more random
01:42:58
for progression.
01:42:58
Is all this they all steal from each other.
01:43:01
Oh hold on.
01:43:02
Oh shit.
01:43:03
Oh, give us its combination
01:43:07
I said I get it all.
01:43:08
He said they steal from each other.
01:43:11
All right.
01:43:12
Everyone gets a point, I guess. Fuck.
01:43:14
We just. That's the first.
01:43:16
That's a first. And.
01:43:17
All right. History.
01:43:19
Yeah.
01:43:21
All right,
01:43:22
so I got six more left.
01:43:24
We've done those three. Okay.
01:43:26
Or is that four? Yeah.
01:43:28
Now that that's three.
01:43:30
Yeah.
01:43:33
I don't know how
01:43:35
how to mess that up, but it's all right.
01:43:37
The next one is going to be progress elsewhere.
01:43:40
Maybe exist.
01:43:41
Maybe. Yeah. Progress.
01:43:43
This is from 153.
01:43:45
It's pretty progress elsewhere.
01:43:48
Maybe exists elsewhere. Maybe it doesn't.
01:43:52
Brady.
01:43:53
Not middle.
01:43:55
Definitely sounds like my position.
01:43:57
Yeah like Gary. Wait, no it does.
01:43:58
Or maybe it does it good and it carries rambling.
01:44:01
It's a ramble, Gary.
01:44:02
It's Brady's not middle nonsense.
01:44:06
Brady
01:44:08
I'm not committing to that.
01:44:10
Let me I guess it's no it might be.
01:44:12
No, I don't want to
01:44:14
I know Brady for sure.
01:44:16
And and George said Gary
01:44:19
yeah yeah you can read the answers right here.
01:44:21
Just if we want to make sure.
01:44:23
All right. I'm putting it early today.
01:44:25
Why does I do my arms work.
01:44:28
Is it here okay. Right here.
01:44:31
Okay. Got it back here now.
01:44:34
Oh there I made that.
01:44:36
Oh. Parent of Giza down there.
01:44:39
Oh that's beautiful.
01:44:41
Yeah.
01:44:42
I also have a T-Rex skull that I'm doing that is, so clear cutting
01:44:45
and rusting and I'm kind of pissed off about a lot of aspects of it, but
01:44:49
that's okay.
01:44:51
Progress elsewhere maybe exists elsewhere.
01:44:53
Maybe it doesn't.
01:44:57
It's Brady,
01:44:59
it's Gary.
01:45:00
Because it sounds like. Well,
01:45:01
let's say that another one did I miss did I fall asleep for the whole round?
01:45:05
Yeah. You missed two questions.
01:45:07
Yeah. You're at zero now.
01:45:09
Fuck.
01:45:09
Let's double back like bring them with us.
01:45:12
Which could take, let's say billions of years.
01:45:14
Or by the time the planet's gone and we're all done.
01:45:17
Or do we just keep going in the direction we're going to go now we need to fucking,
01:45:21
like, advance what we're doing because this this shit doesn't
01:45:25
maybe in Europe progress elsewhere, maybe exists elsewhere, maybe it doesn't.
01:45:29
But, no, no, it was me.
01:45:33
No one.
01:45:33
No one, no one gets me. Shit.
01:45:36
I think we could draw.
01:45:37
Do we all lose it? Yes. That was me. That sounded too smart.
01:45:43
It's not not great.
01:45:44
I'll definitely agree with that.
01:45:46
Non-committal.
01:45:48
I think we just rumble.
01:45:50
Yeah, I don't know, but we should.
01:45:52
But no, no, no. Yeah,
01:45:55
now we can pause.
01:45:56
I've got one, two, three, four, five more in a couple of minutes.
01:46:00
You need to rest for
01:46:03
I did.
01:46:04
We can watch it again.
01:46:07
Oh, yeah.
01:46:16
I mean, yeah.
01:46:24
Let's do it.
01:46:26
Right.
01:46:26
You remember now I know you remember.
01:46:28
No, I just shook the chicken.
01:46:32
Oh, I bet he does that really well.
01:46:34
Is anybody considered that if he ticks well, he's,
01:46:38
you know, really?
01:46:40
Do you know how difficult it would be to be a party drug
01:46:45
problem?
01:46:46
Yeah.
01:46:46
It'd be so difficult that you just go to the store and buy sentiment's.
01:46:50
It's not in the grocery store.
01:46:52
It's at the end of the aisle. So I'm clean.
01:46:55
Oh, from that bit.
01:46:56
Good point. Wow.
01:46:59
You know, it's I'm unsupervised today because a woman is at work
01:47:02
that just may military way.
01:47:05
Well, I need some eggs.
01:47:13
Like Alicia's
01:47:15
extravagant.
01:47:18
Extravagant?
01:47:19
This one's already cracked.
01:47:21
I got an egg.
01:47:23
In fact, maybe if I go in with my.
01:47:28
The unfiltered and crude
01:47:31
proclamation of unrestrained speech.
01:47:34
All right, folks, listen up.
01:47:36
Before we dive, I discovered recent
01:47:39
reminder that if you take an image
01:47:41
of this disclaimer, band of light, it is not a flag.
01:47:44
You look, we clean it up
01:47:47
the correct time, all right?
01:47:48
And you put it inside of a world where snowflakes melt and everyone's a critic.
01:47:52
We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
01:47:55
So here goes.
01:47:56
Article one let's get ridiculous.
01:47:58
The sole purpose of our discourse, be it from guests, hosts,
01:48:01
or any random loud mouth, is to tickle your funny bone, tease your gray matter,
01:48:05
and illuminate the path to a mirthful existence.
01:48:07
Any semblance of seriousness is purely accidental.
01:48:10
Article two offending everyone equally.
01:48:12
We're equal opportunity offenders, all right?
01:48:15
We don't give a check with our race, religion, or whether you prefer cats or dogs
01:48:22
or dildos.
01:48:23
We're here to roast everyone
01:48:25
from politicians to influencers to our own sorry selves.
01:48:29
Nobody's safe.
01:48:31
Not even game games. Apple pie.
01:48:33
Article three screw political correctness.
01:48:35
Listen, we ain't here to hold your hand or sugarcoat anything.
01:48:39
So if our jokes offend you, tough luck.
01:48:42
We're not responsible for any ruffled feathers or hurt feelings.
01:48:45
But hey, if you can take the heat,
01:48:46
we promise we'll show some belly laughs and maybe a couple snorts.
01:48:49
Ha ha ha. Article for fake news alert.
01:48:52
We'll take you outside the courtroom for further details.
01:48:55
The tales, rumors, and downright lies you hear here are as fictional
01:48:59
as a $3 bill.
01:49:01
Any resemblance to real life events or people,
01:49:03
whether alive or pushing up daisies, is purely coincidental
01:49:06
and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
01:49:10
We're pretty sure the Earth is round, and I didn't actually take myself out,
01:49:12
but honestly, who cares? Article five
01:49:17
parody.
01:49:18
Because one
01:49:21
parody and satire are our bread and butter folks.
01:49:25
Any likeness to actual people or characters
01:49:27
is just us having a laugh, not a reason for a lawsuit.
01:49:31
We might not be the smartest cookies in the jar,
01:49:34
always sure not to stir up some trouble.
01:49:37
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a twist,
01:49:41
then congrats! You're our kind of people.
01:49:43
We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some questionable joy,
01:49:47
and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious all the frickin time.
01:49:51
So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride
01:49:53
to the absurd realms of our humor.
01:49:55
While flags, rants.
01:49:56
Why exactly?
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01:50:01
If you're our one viewer on YouTube, please join us over at
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01:50:08
Yeah, I know that's I think.
01:50:12
Ladies and gentlemen,
01:50:14
let's get ready to
01:50:19
get on board.
01:50:20
I'm ready to rumble.
01:50:21
I hope that you
01:50:24
ready to rumble.
01:50:25
And make sure you're into it for a few two, three
01:50:27
hours. Man.
01:50:32
Two. Three hours.
01:50:33
What up? Dough hit?
01:50:35
Acid.
01:50:36
You didn't hear what he said, did you?
01:50:38
Goddamn you,
01:50:40
do yourself a hit, an acid or a half a hit
01:50:43
and make sure you're into it for a few two, three hours. Man.
01:50:48
And I abandon the chair every 15 minutes, roughly, anyway.
01:50:51
Yeah.
01:50:52
That's right, we have another.
01:50:54
He's.
01:50:55
I'm just as good as my lab coat.
01:51:08
Lower down the field.
01:51:11
I'm talking to you. That will not you.
01:51:14
And we're worthless.
01:51:15
Yeah, we're
01:51:17
straight, aren't you?
01:51:18
The way. Wow.
01:51:20
Move forward with us today.
01:51:23
We're gonna do well. George.
01:51:25
You talk.
01:51:25
Lions have scored 31 points each of their first three games.
01:51:29
Oh, they won exactly 31. Pretty good.
01:51:33
Oh, Lions.
01:51:34
I was gonna be mad and be like you,
01:51:39
you know?
01:51:39
Fuck you asshole.
01:51:41
But no.
01:51:41
One 3124 they want 3124.
01:51:44
The champion has beaten off the challenger at least for now.
01:51:51
At least for now.
01:51:53
I've got some Rumble updates.
01:51:55
My last, show and tell
01:51:59
was I, I don't give a shit.
01:52:02
Trap door.
01:52:03
One way I can get out but can't get back in Norway.
01:52:09
And, that was successful.
01:52:12
Today's show and tell
01:52:14
Damascus steel
01:52:18
there's one of these
01:52:21
Damascus steel.
01:52:24
There's another featuring.
01:52:26
This is a Snapple uniform.
01:52:29
You know what? It's weird to say
01:52:30
that my entire neighborhood is decked out for Halloween already.
01:52:35
It's not even April. October 1st.
01:52:36
What's the month of April?
01:52:38
October, September?
01:52:40
It's going to be October. Annoying.
01:52:42
I think it is, because this will spend way too much money on their bullshit
01:52:45
and they're like, well, how can we extend this out further?
01:52:49
Halloween is the most important,
01:52:53
holiday for this show,
01:52:55
and it will always be the most important holiday for the show
01:53:00
because the show's concept
01:53:04
came from a hunter
01:53:07
who took his own life.
01:53:08
Hunter. Hunter.
01:53:11
And, like said, it adds
01:53:14
what adds to the creepiness
01:53:17
was haunting Suicide
01:53:21
Cemetery, and
01:53:25
here we continue the show in full costume.
01:53:30
Carrying on a tradition.
01:53:34
Of getting dressed up and eating candy
01:53:39
and scaring the bejesus out of each other.
01:53:41
This is what.
01:53:47
Give me a prepositional phrase.
01:53:52
H or in costumes.
01:53:55
Yes, I do, boy, I just like, furries.
01:53:59
Adjective.
01:54:01
Oh, silly.
01:54:11
Do you use cursive?
01:54:12
I can type oh, Coco doesn't pull anything up.
01:54:15
Yeah, give me a noun as well.
01:54:17
Like. Yes. Today. You know.
01:54:22
I have OCD,
01:54:25
that's the way I relax.
01:54:28
Even if we're, like, kind of having a little tiff between each other.
01:54:31
I'll go into.
01:54:32
I gotta polish the table.
01:54:33
She looks like she has 200 series.
01:54:36
Yeah. So. Clean.
01:54:38
If your wife is mad and starts cleaning the house, come on.
01:54:42
You beat that.
01:54:44
I only cleaned it like yesterday.
01:54:46
That's this. You boo.
01:54:47
That's your OCD.
01:54:53
I was surprised she can spell clean.
01:54:54
Good,
01:54:56
clean and orderly is good.
01:54:59
I agree, that's how life started.
01:55:04
Life started clean and orderly.
01:55:07
Yeah. That's okay.
01:55:08
The only reason that I would accept, Crazy continued.
01:55:14
There was chaos.
01:55:15
And then what came from chaos was the occasional clean and orderly.
01:55:18
And that's what became life.
01:55:20
Breathing. Breathing.
01:55:22
Gary, give me a number or pretty or I don't give a fuck. 31.
01:55:27
Do you want to see some, low altitude camp trails?
01:55:30
Yeah.
01:55:33
These good walking?
01:55:34
Pretty tough. Give me hell, yeah.
01:55:38
Hell, yeah.
01:55:41
Did you know they painted them green?
01:55:42
I thought they had stencils.
01:55:44
I just blew my mind
01:55:45
when I realized these power nut power washing it when they know.
01:55:49
Oh, you're right, they're sucking the white off.
01:55:52
I don't want to be.
01:55:55
Now, he's been agreement.
01:55:59
To do like primer white.
01:56:04
Nuts white ends up
01:56:07
doing that for him.
01:56:09
Yes. This is Rio de Janeiro is the entire.
01:56:12
This is at Ford Field, spray painted.
01:56:14
Oh, do they spray paint the entire field green?
01:56:18
I didn't even touch.
01:56:18
You see, that came from Brazil.
01:56:20
Hopefully they use a bigger nozzle.
01:56:22
You know what I'm saying?
01:56:23
That was Dallas Cowboys versus the rolling Ravens.
01:56:27
That was a fantastic game.
01:56:29
So what do you think he's going to spell? Boring.
01:56:31
What do you think or what do you think.
01:56:31
He's I just feel like he has to spell lion
01:56:35
whatever team or whatever stadium or who gives a shit.
01:56:38
He's just spray paint and some shit.
01:56:40
It's lions and he's lining words.
01:56:42
I think it's going to say end racism.
01:56:45
I think he's going to say fuck off and hate.
01:56:47
It's going to say and hate.
01:56:50
It's got the lion.
01:56:52
It's going, oh, you don't know. You know what?
01:56:54
I don't want to say? You're stupid.
01:56:57
Oh, oh wow.
01:56:59
Oh, relax.
01:57:01
Hate hate hate hate.
01:57:02
Nothing that's very offensive.
01:57:05
Oh. Pardon me.
01:57:07
Here, it starts with an S, so.
01:57:11
No, we suck as lions.
01:57:13
Thank you.
01:57:15
Did you call the Charles the.
01:57:17
How the heck do you spell lions? This word.
01:57:19
This has an E in it.
01:57:20
So that gives you the right to call the child five year
01:57:23
old and the N-word.
01:57:26
There it is.
01:57:28
You know, that's a hate speech.
01:57:30
Choose love.
01:57:30
Isn't that that rapper's name?
01:57:34
I don't give a shit.
01:57:38
Fair enough.
01:57:40
Gary, give me a plural noun.
01:57:42
Or baby, I don't give a shit.
01:57:44
Nobody gives a shit.
01:57:47
I don't give a shit.
01:57:48
Brady's.
01:57:54
Could be
01:57:54
possibly opening myself up to a masturbation embarrassment, right?
01:57:58
Which also is a group of pandas.
01:58:00
By the way, what is a masturbation embarrassment?
01:58:02
Can you explain?
01:58:03
So in the ad, in the ad libs story,
01:58:06
he had said masturbation, and then I said, Brady's.
01:58:09
So I have a feeling
01:58:10
that I may have just set myself up for a masturbation incident or event.
01:58:14
Maybe. Maybe not.
01:58:15
Who knows?
01:58:19
Where did he go?
01:58:21
I'm going to save this for the Brady.
01:58:22
I'm going to as well. Skip skips below me.
01:58:26
What a piece of shit shirt.
01:58:27
Oh, we got to do this.
01:58:29
And I abandoned the chair every 15 minutes.
01:58:31
Roughly anyway. Yeah. Progress.
01:58:34
Right.
01:58:36
Pro gress
01:58:38
anthropic announce that Claude discovered a brand new enzyme system today.
01:58:42
And here's what you need to know about it.
01:58:44
The fuck is clod we talked about earlier.
01:58:46
Set up a clod is by far the best I do.
01:58:50
The biology we're clod walks through the no day do the is and little like other is
01:58:56
well probably not.
01:58:59
You can't predict how are you going to just predict what they do.
01:59:02
Think about it.
01:59:03
How are you going to just predict what day of the week it is?
01:59:06
Mature to generate hypotheses and find candidate
01:59:09
biological systems mostly on its own.
01:59:12
In its first result, Claude found a previously.
01:59:15
Yeah. What does it mean mostly?
01:59:16
Well, there happens to be a roomful of
01:59:17
about a thousand Indians that are actually faking it, but.
01:59:20
Right. And it's wrong so much.
01:59:21
We try to correct it in real time with human. Yeah.
01:59:24
They're called Indian.
01:59:25
They're taking polls, and occasionally it sways one way.
01:59:28
It occasionally sways the other way.
01:59:29
So depending on when you ask it.
01:59:32
Well they have a dial for that.
01:59:33
They don't lose me.
01:59:34
Enzyme system. They say they call it a version.
01:59:37
That's a funny thing though. Like that code isn't changing.
01:59:39
It's changing.
01:59:40
They don't.
01:59:40
That doesn't really have code of per se hidden in the DNA of bacteriophages
01:59:46
right next to the enzymes gene bacteriophage array of repeating it's
01:59:50
pronounced fact. Hey, listen,
01:59:52
he's got the funniest way I've ever heard him pronounce fags.
01:59:54
Listen, Claude found a previously unknown, unknown.
01:59:57
Excuse me?
01:59:58
Enzyme system hidden in the DNA of Bakhtiar phages
02:00:02
right next to the enzymes genes.
02:00:04
It's a long array of repeating DNA.
02:00:06
A structure that looks just right.
02:00:08
Left. Bacteriophages.
02:00:10
Right. Next to the enzymes genes. It's a long.
02:00:13
It's pronounced fang in a structure that looks like Aids.
02:00:16
But because of the nerve, only a handful of your own
02:00:20
phages share the bacteriophages right next to the mold.
02:00:23
Similar to it looks similar.
02:00:25
Yes, I know that's an enemy hamster, somewhat similar to Crispr.
02:00:31
Only a handful of known systems share these features,
02:00:34
and all of lysine cut, copy, and paste DNA the same trick that made Crispr
02:00:39
the foundation of modern genetic medicine to find it.
02:00:42
And I think one of the really important parts to note here
02:00:45
is that about 749 blood agents searched over
02:00:49
100,000 reverse transcriptase
02:00:52
now in 3500 can listen on down to 20.
02:00:57
These breakthroughs that used to come once
02:00:58
every ten years, every hundred years are now coming once a day.
02:01:02
Yeah.
02:01:02
Because of because of I,
02:01:04
I was really good at analyzing and fighting patterns, which is pretty cool
02:01:08
for finding things like Noah's Ark and whatever this enzyme system is.
02:01:12
And one phages spotted the odd repeating DNA pattern next to an unusual reversed.
02:01:18
Claude finds a new enzyme system hidden in fact, DNA transcript paste.
02:01:22
I mean, Claude, something really important.
02:01:24
And this is, I think, a definitive way to look at this is 949.
02:01:29
It's pronounced Jean-Claude. Agents to do this.
02:01:32
And they look at over 200,000 things to get this done.
02:01:36
This is something that humans simply cannot do in the same amount of time.
02:01:39
It doesn't mean that I am smarter than humans or better than humans.
02:01:42
It just means.
02:01:43
But it does that there are more of them.
02:01:45
Give me a now and be more efficient if they behave in human.
02:01:49
Listen, the automobile doesn't necessarily mean it's better than horses,
02:01:54
is it?
02:01:54
Does. Yeah.
02:01:57
I mean, is it better for the environment?
02:01:59
Is it better for the manure company?
02:02:00
Is it better for the buggy with I mean, yeah it is.
02:02:04
No, because none of those things exist anymore.
02:02:07
Buggy worms still exist.
02:02:08
What exists? So does horse crap.
02:02:11
Yes. What is existence?
02:02:12
Let's get a verb ending in AI.
02:02:14
And you start in this way.
02:02:17
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02:02:25
And we got you
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where going to join.
02:02:32
Welcome
02:02:33
I'm Gary, what is this topic today
02:02:36
are recovering my balls for you.
02:02:41
Flat Earth is stupid right?
02:02:43
Pisses me off.
02:02:44
I'm more multiverse the string theory but beats the heck out of the Copenhagen
02:02:48
balls. Maybe the maybe that's not.
02:02:51
They're missing out on all my Great Balls theory.
02:02:55
I've seen those little dimples on those little balls.
02:02:58
It's for aerodynamics.
02:02:59
Never been that close to balls, right?
02:03:02
Does come from space.
02:03:05
They form when you start touching them.
02:03:06
Yes. Well, this is our special magic.
02:03:09
Real magic doesn't exist. Beautiful.
02:03:11
But fake magic is real.
02:03:12
I think it was Carl Sagan who famously said sufficiently advanced
02:03:16
technology would appear to be magic.
02:03:22
Wow. I'm not
02:03:24
feel science means when they say have a blessed day.
02:03:28
I kind of want to wait for a day
02:03:29
because if you say something, then it's giving them exactly the same content.
02:03:32
If you're up and north, you're also north.
02:03:36
Then everything's not true.
02:03:39
Mexican people used to go up north, the water for their kind of humidity.
02:03:42
Their cottage was in Waterford.
02:03:44
Today's topic is time.
02:03:47
Basically you could say fox measure time.
02:03:50
And that's not even true.
02:03:52
They say it's for the farmers.
02:03:53
They say it's for the schoolchildren.
02:03:55
Well, guess what said it's so for the farmers and school children and stop,
02:03:59
stop resetting it.
02:04:00
So they're they're coming to the conclusion that the Big Bang theory
02:04:03
that's wrong. Wrong.
02:04:04
Because these galaxies should be more in infancy
02:04:07
and they're not cesium beam cesium is that 1955?
02:04:10
I'm still calling it Celine Dion.
02:04:12
Oh, whatever you want.
02:04:13
Words is just like time is the construct.
02:04:16
There are currents currently.
02:04:17
It's a beautiful thing in the ocean that are up to ten year old.
02:04:21
Currents flow in the banks of a river
02:04:25
and give us our currency in payments.
02:04:28
Is this a coincidence? Yes.
02:04:30
How about the idiots driving the electric cars?
02:04:32
Don't even realize that you video for the homeless and kids
02:04:34
still from burning coal. Hey, you big dummy!
02:04:37
They wouldn't be able to put on it so they wouldn't invest in this stuff.
02:04:41
It wasn't just Edison squashing Tesla.
02:04:45
That's people in the ice age of climate changes are up.
02:04:47
Yeah, no, I heard myself, you know, they would probably they know
02:04:50
they probably say no, it's cooling.
02:04:51
They'll go this planet freezing.
02:04:54
I know one reason for climate change. The sun.
02:04:56
I do want to state right off the bat that I'm not comfortable with change.
02:04:59
The society has been playing a little fast and loose with gender.
02:05:02
What's that?
02:05:03
The genetic manipulation Splicers faces?
02:05:06
Yeah.
02:05:06
Seltzer water, a sphincter, whatever it's called.
02:05:12
Scepter.
02:05:12
I love the U.S. nickel because it's thick and smooth.
02:05:15
There's a disc golfer, competing on the girls tour.
02:05:18
Let's turn it over.
02:05:21
Seriously?
02:05:21
He identifies as a chic visor slicer hipster
02:05:27
is spider.
02:05:28
The one thing about a mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
02:05:31
It is just a level four.
02:05:33
Tell that to the guy on the left.
02:05:34
He wasn't the first president of United States.
02:05:36
But that's a rant for another day.
02:05:37
Weiser seltzer self-serve soft serve.
02:05:42
Not all change is good.
02:05:44
As above. So below.
02:05:45
It was worth it. Slicer. Yeah.
02:05:48
You can just keep saying that over and over again.
02:05:50
But it's still not it.
02:05:55
Is. Yeah,
02:05:56
I wish I to skip to the end there, but, so worth it.
02:06:00
Oh, so worth it.
02:06:01
Brings back good memories, right?
02:06:04
All right.
02:06:05
So now you know how,
02:06:10
And now, God, no, no, no, not.
02:06:15
It's gone down like that now.
02:06:20
So both of my goals are real.
02:06:21
The hard, by the way.
02:06:24
By the way, both my dogs are real
02:06:27
and so sexy.
02:06:29
But you can't blame the little one.
02:06:31
Look how handsome that big one is.
02:06:35
Right? I'm over here stroking mine.
02:06:37
I got lotion
02:06:38
if you didn't want to get molested, he shouldn't have dressed that way.
02:06:41
So for us anyway, I'm over here.
02:06:43
Hi. As giraffe pussy.
02:06:44
He's white.
02:06:45
Making blue chews, thinking.
02:06:46
Yeah, Delta eight gummies.
02:06:48
I'm so fucking bricked up in a wreck so tall.
02:06:50
You could call me a fucking pyramid.
02:06:52
Call me Hank Schrader, cuss.
02:06:54
I'm on the verge of a major drug bust. I'm.
02:06:57
Yeah, my vagina is not shown.
02:06:59
If you want to see if you can see the video on this, number
02:07:04
six, the number 19,
02:07:07
because I have no video.
02:07:09
Well, see that pretty
02:07:13
as, we might as well
02:07:15
dive back into, our game, shall we not?
02:07:20
Oh, yeah.
02:07:21
Who's that? Out of the deep end of the pool.
02:07:23
Why? What's in the deep end of the pool?
02:07:26
I don't know why. What's in the deep?
02:07:29
It's the only, markers we got left here.
02:07:34
One day, somebody else study the show.
02:07:35
Oh. Video marker.
02:07:37
I need some marker today.
02:07:39
Why did you just play the dog in the dog?
02:07:41
It's not marked off. Yeah. Why didn't.
02:07:43
Why is that what
02:07:47
I disagree?
02:07:50
Oh, you know what?
02:07:51
Yeah, because I opened it from the other thing.
02:07:53
That's. Yeah, that's a good point.
02:07:54
I mean, that's okay.
02:07:57
Now I already had it open, so I just went to it.
02:08:00
What?
02:08:00
I don't even see it.
02:08:05
There.
02:08:10
Fuck.
02:08:11
Where is it? I can do I can do a chicken attack.
02:08:13
Fuck your goddamn.
02:08:13
There's too many.
02:08:14
I can't 19
02:08:17
squares a bumper, Gary said draw said.
02:08:21
He said what?
02:08:22
They said, I said, my wife said, yeah, there's a bumper that we need.
02:08:26
And we'll do that. Oh, God.
02:08:29
Oh, yeah.
02:08:33
So this is from 124 chitlins,
02:08:36
which I didn't realize was the name of another. So.
02:08:40
Oh, really nice. Good job.
02:08:43
This is weird.
02:08:44
And this, there may be, like, a hidden
02:08:49
answer here because, like, the only reason I may know
02:08:52
the answer to this, because I believe somebody
02:08:54
had referenced it randomly recently, and it just happened to come up
02:08:58
when I was scrolling through here. So
02:09:00
the quote is, oh yeah,
02:09:03
that was bogus, blah, blah blah,
02:09:06
but they're progressing.
02:09:09
Oh, I've never said I've never said bogus in my life.
02:09:11
So it's not me, it's Brady, it's not me,
02:09:16
it's Brady.
02:09:16
Oh no, I.
02:09:20
I'm doing Brady as well.
02:09:24
I'm going Gary.
02:09:26
All right.
02:09:28
I thought there was a so that those answers were locked in.
02:09:31
I thought there was a recent episode that you went Brady
02:09:34
had mentioned in the fart system that there was like, multiple.
02:09:39
It was it was a word that was referenced three times in a row
02:09:42
that Brady said more than anyone.
02:09:44
And it was I, if I'm not mistaken, it was blah, blah, blah.
02:09:48
No, no, no, no, I think that flat.
02:09:51
Yeah. What did you say.
02:09:52
No no no. Repeatedly. No no no.
02:09:54
Either one of the it was no no.
02:09:56
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Hold on. Let me see.
02:09:59
What was it? Oh, sorry.
02:10:01
It was what?
02:10:03
Fucking.
02:10:04
I just said it again.
02:10:06
Yeah. Okay. We all again.
02:10:08
We've all proved we all have our little thing, don't we all?
02:10:11
Yeah. Correct our little Tourette's.
02:10:13
I see several nonconsecutive occasions.
02:10:15
So many times it's not.
02:10:17
On several nonconsecutive occasions you also repeat.
02:10:21
You also repeat I know, I know, you, you do.
02:10:24
Whoa whoa whoa,
02:10:26
I said Brady, what did everyone else know?
02:10:29
I also said Brady.
02:10:30
That's right here.
02:10:31
Right here. You see Gary and. Right. Yeah.
02:10:34
Well some bitch.
02:10:36
And what's our current spot? Yeah.
02:10:37
No, it's time to reset Brady.
02:10:39
It's 333 Gary said Brady Brady said Gary and sure said Brady.
02:10:44
Yeah who said I was on advertisement blah blah blah.
02:10:49
But there nobody said you're
02:10:53
a buddy wife and stuff.
02:10:55
And then when this shit came out it was like immediately, oh yeah, hey.
02:10:58
Oh I, you know, and he was draw because he didn't know it was a show,
02:11:03
blah, blah, blah.
02:11:04
But there progressed what I just said made absolutely no sense.
02:11:09
I said nothing, you know, why does it show you were obliterated.
02:11:15
You were completely oblivious.
02:11:17
You didn't know what was going on. No.
02:11:21
Oh, shit.
02:11:21
So no 1.000333.
02:11:26
Yeah. Be good.
02:11:26
Good gambling.
02:11:27
Well, we have two more rounds.
02:11:28
One more, one more, and then final
02:11:31
three.
02:11:31
123, three more and then a final.
02:11:35
Yeah. To Puckerman.
02:11:37
We don't have to do them.
02:11:38
Oh yeah. They're not choirs.
02:11:41
The bumpers.
02:11:42
And Gary said draw said he said
02:11:45
what Gary said I said my wife said
02:11:48
yeah there's a bumper that we need and we'll do that.
02:11:52
Oh God said who?
02:11:53
Yeah,
02:11:55
I learned with the monologue song, you don't have to let everyone through.
02:11:59
But this week we have one.
02:12:02
This, was from 154 scream.
02:12:07
This is fucked up.
02:12:08
And it's going to be a slow progress to fix.
02:12:12
Gary.
02:12:14
Oh, no, wait.
02:12:14
It can't be. Gary. Gary does not say the F-word.
02:12:17
It is Brady. It.
02:12:19
If it was Brady. Wait. Say the quote again.
02:12:23
This is fucked up.
02:12:25
And it's going to be a slow progress to fix.
02:12:28
Brady.
02:12:31
I'm going to say draw.
02:12:34
Although you don't fix anything
02:12:37
I'll just put my name for you.
02:12:38
You're going to say no.
02:12:39
No, I don't know if I would like, I'm usually not, like, optimistic,
02:12:42
but I am talking about something that needs to be fixed.
02:12:48
Wait, you're actually defending yourself?
02:12:49
I was just joking.
02:12:50
I mean, typically
02:12:51
it's going to be a slow progress effects, but I'm usually not optimistic
02:12:55
that it's going to be a slow progress effect fix.
02:12:56
I want to be like, yeah, they're not going to be like, yeah, you're full of shit.
02:12:59
And that was like a major.
02:13:01
Brady averted word.
02:13:03
Brady
02:13:04
okay, wait, you're convinced me
02:13:06
I'm going to change my answer to Brady well, you can't do that.
02:13:09
You can stay here.
02:13:11
I just did my logic to fuel you're looking at right here.
02:13:14
I just did see it. Was it.
02:13:16
That's three Brady's look look it's Brady I barely see that.
02:13:20
But fuck you see. How about that.
02:13:23
So what is it. Perfect.
02:13:25
Who is Brady. Gary said Brady.
02:13:27
Brady said Brady and said Brady.
02:13:29
So it's 100% draw and I yeah yeah I had I had it.
02:13:34
Yeah. So one time I said the f word.
02:13:37
He said well could be gay or human touch.
02:13:40
Now they're
02:13:41
it's number one.
02:13:44
You're not they don't go anywhere near it.
02:13:46
Also that's their problem in 2026.
02:13:49
If you don't know something it's kind of your fault.
02:13:52
Yeah, that's a brilliant comment.
02:13:56
Like they you know, they do the responsible thing and say,
02:13:58
hey, this is a fuck up.
02:14:00
And this is going to be a slow progress.
02:14:02
Son of a bitch.
02:14:03
I changed my answer.
02:14:05
Don't go. No.
02:14:06
Yeah, it was me.
02:14:08
We all got wrong I know, I'm sorry. Hi.
02:14:11
What the fuck? I had draw, all right, you know what? I'm sorry.
02:14:14
I meant to keep your.
02:14:14
I'm going to give myself a point.
02:14:15
No, you can't do that.
02:14:19
No, I can't do that. I could do that.
02:14:21
Yeah, right.
02:14:23
Have to drive all the way over there to you and right.
02:14:27
Yeah. What?
02:14:27
Man? Yes.
02:14:28
I'm listening.
02:14:29
I don't know, it's kind of, oh, one late. I.
02:14:32
How do you get going to get mad at you remotely and just shake my fist to you?
02:14:37
It's three, three, three all the way over there and my finger
02:14:42
we are making no progress.
02:14:44
We got three more to go to.
02:14:46
Okay. Do. And then.
02:14:46
All right.
02:14:47
Okay, dad, you said there's three more miles to go for the last three miles.
02:14:51
Yeah.
02:14:52
I don't know what you want from your,
02:14:56
So the next one is progress, truth and tradition.
02:15:00
Obviously.
02:15:02
Is it?
02:15:08
What do we mean?
02:15:09
What?
02:15:10
I'm sorry.
02:15:11
What is this?
02:15:11
Verse choirs.
02:15:12
A bumper.
02:15:15
It does.
02:15:16
A trans dude would want to be a lesbian, right?
02:15:21
This is from number 14 cryptids.
02:15:25
Maybe say me, but because it's from 14 cryptids.
02:15:29
That's Robert Brady, and I may not have been there.
02:15:35
And if I was, I'd be on the phone. I don't know if I was.
02:15:37
That would I know? It's it's.
02:15:40
What are you.
02:15:40
What?
02:15:40
Wait one more time and say it like I would a trans dude.
02:15:44
What's your answer to going to be a lesbian? Right.
02:15:48
Please I so that's that's pretty close.
02:15:51
Yeah. Yeah.
02:15:52
Yeah. That's me. I'm going to say me.
02:15:54
I'm going to say me.
02:15:56
Just to break the time to say Brady
02:16:01
fucking I, I feel like, Wait, so we have a Brady, a Brady and a Brady.
02:16:05
Yeah, yeah, it's going to be a Brady. I want say me.
02:16:08
But I don't know when I, I know I want to see
02:16:10
I want to say I finally convinced myself I'm going to say it's my answer.
02:16:13
But I kind me.
02:16:15
And even though like it's not cheating, I'm absolutely not cheating.
02:16:18
I'm saying me.
02:16:18
So you will say it's great.
02:16:20
Weird, weird that I just volunteered that information.
02:16:23
You both say Brittany and see me,
02:16:25
but I'm fine as long as you don't look in my basement.
02:16:29
I didn't mention you're ready.
02:16:30
You ready for it? Ready for it? Yeah.
02:16:32
Oh, please be.
02:16:35
Wait. So.
02:16:39
I don't know where that one is, because,
02:16:43
that's,
02:16:44
they prefer abominations that are in the category.
02:16:48
They're like, was it Gary?
02:16:49
So if you're trans,
02:16:52
a trans dude would want to be a lesbian, right?
02:16:57
They would identify
02:17:00
we all we all.
02:17:07
Can't believe it.
02:17:09
It's another fucking day.
02:17:12
I can speak for and I we are terrible at this.
02:17:16
No, I mean, you were either really good or really bad.
02:17:19
I don't blame me. Just watch.
02:17:22
Don't believe me?
02:17:23
Just, That's awful. Okay.
02:17:26
I should have
02:17:27
the next race number.
02:17:29
Next segment number 30.
02:17:31
Machinations.
02:17:33
Okay, I think it's the is.
02:17:35
Yeah, it's a ring of gays.
02:17:37
Ring of rainbow gays.
02:17:39
Like a cock ring.
02:17:43
Me I mean, absolutely.
02:17:46
I mean, I think it's weird.
02:17:49
It could be me, but I feel like the.
02:17:50
Yeah, I'm saying to you, like the, the the very cyclical I'll say
02:17:54
cock of the joke, just work it out like the end.
02:17:58
Well, I think you're also trying to overtly just drop the gay thing and I,
02:18:03
I get that joke and I might do that too, but I think I go a little too hard.
02:18:08
That's more subtle.
02:18:09
Mine would be like overtly going gay and like being explicit.
02:18:13
You aren't, as you know, you don't say fuck and shit and so you are good, right?
02:18:18
We do a more roundabout, but this is similar humor.
02:18:22
But like just doubling down, tripling down just for the sake of going gays,
02:18:26
gays, gay, you know, like a conquering.
02:18:28
Yeah, right. It's Gary.
02:18:31
It might be.
02:18:32
It's taking a bad translation too, for, Michio Kaku.
02:18:38
Michio Kaku, this is Ring of Gays.
02:18:40
Turns out Gary's is Gary, and I say Gary.
02:18:44
We have Gary says Gary Brady says
02:18:46
jaw and jaw says Gary.
02:18:49
What did Brady say?
02:18:50
Brady said draw.
02:18:52
Interesting.
02:18:53
Brady say what?
02:18:56
What?
02:18:58
So Brady says.
02:19:01
So you drink one beer, you're not an alcoholic.
02:19:03
Gary says you make one song on SoundCloud.
02:19:06
You're not a rapper, but I suck.
02:19:08
It's a ring of gays.
02:19:09
Ring of rainbow gays like a cock ring.
02:19:14
That's pretty gay. No.
02:19:18
That the timing wasn't good, man.
02:19:20
What do you know?
02:19:21
Yeah, that was my favorite part.
02:19:24
You just stepped in dog shit or something.
02:19:26
Oh, fuck. Is that?
02:19:29
No, I we got it wrong.
02:19:31
I can't I can't wait to pronounce it.
02:19:33
So we're in a bit of a pickle gig. Is gay gay?
02:19:36
I think it says free of cakes.
02:19:39
Gay. Oh, the G is silent.
02:19:41
It's ring of gays.
02:19:43
Ring of gay ring.
02:19:44
And like we all just said it.
02:19:47
Oh, there it is. Ring the shepherd name.
02:19:48
Oh, you said it became bull.
02:19:50
And we also.
02:19:52
It was jaws. All of us.
02:19:54
Are you kidding me? Is gay gay?
02:19:56
I think it says ring of gay gay.
02:19:59
It's all three style and it's really only one of us said ring of gay is cock ring.
02:20:04
Whatever is like a cock ring.
02:20:06
That part given a ring, the shepherd named gays.
02:20:09
There's a rainbow. Where does it get the gay bar?
02:20:11
We could take?
02:20:14
The pass.
02:20:17
The fuck is that?
02:20:19
I can't read it.
02:20:21
I can't, I can't, I can't pronounce it.
02:20:23
So we're in a bit of a pickle. Ring of gay is gay.
02:20:26
Gay? I think it says ring of gay. Gay.
02:20:30
Oh, wait, how the other guy pronounces a gay vague
02:20:33
ring of the ring of gays like a cock ring.
02:20:37
When given a ring, the show goes so says no one says this is a ring of rainbow.
02:20:41
Anonymous through his are we reading here gays and gays like a cock ring?
02:20:46
So I guess it was me who said, what did I say that
02:20:51
I believe you said everyone, but you said it.
02:20:53
You said it before.
02:20:55
Okay? Did I bet on me?
02:20:57
No, you bet on Gary. It's right up there. Fuck.
02:21:01
Oh, okay.
02:21:02
You start the race.
02:21:03
Wait steps.
02:21:03
Can you share your screen so I can point at it?
02:21:09
Don't tell me what to do, fagot.
02:21:12
George said.
02:21:13
Oh, Gary Brady said draw
02:21:16
and Gary said Gary, the score is 3 to 4.
02:21:19
Okay, so for I believe we have three rounds left right now.
02:21:24
We have no four rounds, one six rounds.
02:21:29
Dude, we've had three rounds.
02:21:30
We only have one left and it's one Final Jeopardy.
02:21:32
But before Final Jeopardy okay, I'm waiting for Gary.
02:21:35
Give to two jeopardy now.
02:21:37
But, Gary, give me a noun and then give me a number.
02:21:43
Park and two
02:21:45
cockatoo. Nice
02:21:48
cockatoo.
02:21:49
Well, just give me an adjective. Moses.
02:21:51
Give me an adjective. Over here.
02:21:54
Cockatoo.
02:21:55
Like what?
02:21:57
Puffy.
02:22:00
You already had fluffy earlier.
02:22:02
Fluffy and puffy.
02:22:03
Don't you know how to fuck with that?
02:22:05
That's one flat rate, Paul.
02:22:07
No one's judging.
02:22:08
It's a
02:22:10
it's a fluffy, fluffy thing.
02:22:13
I'm just going to squeeze one in.
02:22:14
That has nothing to do with anything, which is.
02:22:15
Well, we're just waiting for that.
02:22:17
All right, do it.
02:22:21
It's,
02:22:22
It's a skunk with his head in a jar.
02:22:27
Yeah.
02:22:28
Oh, shit.
02:22:29
Why would. I haven't said the jar?
02:22:32
I don't know, but, like, clearly it was looking for peanut butter.
02:22:35
Obviously, I'm gonna spray anything I like.
02:22:37
Comes near it because it has no idea what's going on.
02:22:39
Yeah, it's already at, like, a level seven.
02:22:42
I don't know why this guy doesn't have, like, a mask or like,
02:22:46
I don't know, a paint suit on or something.
02:22:49
I mean, you can wait.
02:22:50
So what do you think is going to happen?
02:22:51
Do you think he's going to get sprayed?
02:22:53
I would like to think, look, that's a wiffle ball
02:22:57
that once he got spray here.
02:23:01
A football comes in,
02:23:02
it hits him in the groin.
02:23:06
Oh. No.
02:23:09
You never want to be on the backside.
02:23:10
Like, why would you be behind the ball?
02:23:12
One. Oh. Oh.
02:23:28
The cameraman keeps missing when he actually walks into the wall.
02:23:31
I want to see that at least one.
02:23:35
There we go. Here we go.
02:23:36
He's gonna hit the wall.
02:23:38
Yes, but this one was an 18 year old dog.
02:23:41
Does all the time just walk.
02:23:42
So satisfying.
02:23:46
It's fine.
02:23:46
But remember, if it wasn't for people to be adventurous and explore
02:23:50
the inside of cans like this, we'd still be in a cave.
02:23:56
I'd like
02:23:57
to do that, but it immediately spray
02:24:01
his tail got all puffy
02:24:04
and fluffy.
02:24:04
He's like, I'm gonna spray you, motherfucker.
02:24:07
The continuity he ran out of the way.
02:24:08
But it doesn't matter
02:24:09
if you're anywhere within 20ft of any side of a skunk when it sprays, it's on you.
02:24:13
It's in you. It's part of you.
02:24:15
For a little while,
02:24:16
but stuffy.
02:24:22
Stupid.
02:24:22
Exactly.
02:24:23
No, it just got helped.
02:24:27
Yeah. Get.
02:24:31
This requires a bumper.
02:24:34
Jerry said.
02:24:36
Draw said.
02:24:37
He said what? Gary said.
02:24:38
I said my wife said.
02:24:40
Yeah, there's a bumper that we need and we'll do that.
02:24:43
Oh, I can say the said
02:24:47
final.
02:24:48
Who said it pretty.
02:24:51
All right. It's for two.
02:24:52
What's our score. What's our current scores.
02:24:55
Three. Gary three Brady four. 2 or 3
02:25:00
Brady has four
02:25:01
I mean I'm wagering two for the win.
02:25:07
I'm all I gotta go all in because I win or I don't.
02:25:11
So I'm going all in.
02:25:14
Right.
02:25:16
Three
02:25:18
three
02:25:20
Well it's kind of weird because I should just bet
02:25:25
three
02:25:27
because if I lose I'll have won.
02:25:29
What did you bet Gary.
02:25:31
Yeah. Two.
02:25:35
So I'm going to say you say two I say three.
02:25:39
But you said three.
02:25:42
Okay.
02:25:44
So our wagers are Gary with two, Brady with three and draw
02:25:47
with three. Yep.
02:25:50
And this is from is this jeopardy style or is this just regular.
02:25:54
The question is this for no squares.
02:25:57
The bumper Gary.
02:25:59
So we already draw said he said what they said.
02:26:04
That's it exactly.
02:26:07
Fledge rants live number 120.
02:26:10
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
02:26:14
The quote is there was sand and water. Yeah.
02:26:17
I don't think there was any anal sex.
02:26:24
I, I don't think he said that right.
02:26:27
There was sand and water.
02:26:29
I don't think there was any anal sex.
02:26:32
This is from fly drones live number 120.
02:26:34
Yeah.
02:26:36
You know what I mean. You sure?
02:26:38
You betcha.
02:26:39
I'm saying me.
02:26:40
This is 36 minutes in.
02:26:44
So this is I know too many clues.
02:26:46
It's definitely post monologue.
02:26:48
So this could be anyone to any clues,
02:26:52
but I can't if Brady is right.
02:26:56
So there was sand and water.
02:26:58
I think there was any anal sex.
02:27:00
Gary is going to ask to go
02:27:04
with draw.
02:27:07
Whoa.
02:27:09
Draw what he said.
02:27:10
But sex?
02:27:12
No, I don't know.
02:27:13
I like a good anal sex.
02:27:15
I don't know, but sex seems to like it.
02:27:16
But you don't like saying it in the closet.
02:27:18
People have a tendency not to speak of things.
02:27:20
No, I want to say, Gary, I know these are incredible.
02:27:23
Y'all said somebody told me.
02:27:25
But I'm going to say, Gary, I really want to.
02:27:27
I can't, I can't win by trying, Brady
02:27:32
I want to, so I can't win if I also choose me.
02:27:35
And I sort of want to choose me, but I have I want to choose right.
02:27:38
Because I feel like that could be him also.
02:27:40
Yep, yep.
02:27:42
So we will have a winner.
02:27:44
I want everybody to win.
02:27:46
That's how this works, fagot.
02:27:48
I want everybody to lose
02:27:49
except fuck out of here if that's how you fucking.
02:27:51
God damn it.
02:27:53
Bob's over here going and I finish and Brady's like, no, no, we have to.
02:27:56
Everyone is doing.
02:27:58
We get sperm racing next year.
02:27:59
Everybody loses. Participation trophy.
02:28:03
Dude, if you're at the finish line of a sperm race, you lost.
02:28:07
Say what?
02:28:09
You got to think about it.
02:28:10
Okay?
02:28:12
If you're what? Right.
02:28:14
If you're at the finish line of a sperm race, you lost.
02:28:18
You lost?
02:28:20
That's where all the sperm, I think everyone I think everyone in that position
02:28:23
lost technically.
02:28:25
But there's one loser
02:28:28
by far.
02:28:28
But now I think that there's just a lot of losers.
02:28:31
There's only one winner.
02:28:36
I mean, you got lucky.
02:28:37
I don't know if you got.
02:28:38
I don't know if I call you a winner,
02:28:41
I. Yeah, I'm pretty sure the lead sperm eats other sperm,
02:28:45
like the winning situation, but I just win a race, like.
02:28:48
Yeah, I'm definitely not a winner in this situation, but I definitely got lucky.
02:28:52
We are all winners
02:28:54
in the sperm roster.
02:28:55
This is more seriously the next segment of sperm racing.
02:28:57
Can't wait
02:28:59
okay. All right. So I said Gary.
02:29:01
Gary said me Brady who did you say I said me.
02:29:05
So we all said a different answer.
02:29:08
Oh no there's a lot on the line.
02:29:09
There's a lot at stake here. Is everything off?
02:29:11
Yeah.
02:29:11
You lose what you realize or you win what you.
02:29:14
This is big loose.
02:29:17
What you, Brady wins could become insurmountable.
02:29:21
You have to surmount the insurmountable.
02:29:24
And then come on, Harris of a
02:29:27
surmounting the insurmountable something.
02:29:30
Yeah, yeah. Got us around it.
02:29:31
We did it.
02:29:33
We did it. So.
02:29:35
No, I've never had.
02:29:37
You have an outdoor shower, never went camping or went onto a beach.
02:29:41
Not the.
02:29:43
I don't go to gay beaches or brothels.
02:29:46
Okay? Beaches.
02:29:47
There was sand and water, I don't think.
02:29:48
Oh my ass. So we're good.
02:29:51
Yeah.
02:29:52
Streaming was really removed
02:29:55
and no treatment was required.
02:29:58
As a human being, I want Michigan.
02:30:01
Let me adjust the scores. Brady.
02:30:03
We pay the bill. Brady won rates in the middle.
02:30:06
You get ready for Sally.
02:30:08
Can we talk about Kamala Harris Brady
02:30:12
it's a great game I'm glad you thought of it.
02:30:15
If you're proud of it.
02:30:16
And then one added all the time, what it's not like to self-aggrandizing
02:30:20
is to have self glamorizing and a belief in some.
02:30:24
So here I'm going to change the win losses.
02:30:26
There's one loss for Gary by what has been
02:30:29
yeah unburdened by a win for Brady.
02:30:33
That's how it feels.
02:30:34
Don't roll the mouse while you're setting the wins and losses
02:30:37
okay.
02:30:45
All right.
02:30:45
It's all reset. There we go.
02:30:48
Congratulations everyone. Good game.
02:30:49
We can't all be winners.
02:30:51
But if somebody had to win, I'm glad it was me.
02:30:54
So Brady yeah that's my first second place finish.
02:30:57
Brady's been 1 or 2 since we've been actually recording record Brady's one.
02:31:03
Yeah. And both times yeah.
02:31:05
If you look on the scoreboard right here right under our game
02:31:08
it has our records which is oh and two for
02:31:12
two and for Brady and oh and two for draw.
02:31:16
Well but mine was a third place and a second place.
02:31:20
No, there's no such thing as third and second. No.
02:31:23
This is just like fantasy football.
02:31:24
At the end of the week
02:31:26
you win or you lose or tie.
02:31:29
I mean we could tie.
02:31:30
If there's a tie, we we would. I'm gonna have to add
02:31:32
another column to the database and I'm not going to be happy.
02:31:34
Well I want to address the database.
02:31:37
I needed a win.
02:31:39
It was my first win.
02:31:43
Yeah,
02:31:45
yeah.
02:31:46
And we racing to hit it or you just going to hit it.
02:31:48
And I'm kind of waiting for you to hit it as a whole.
02:31:50
Bunch of other things we could be doing except waiting for this.
02:31:53
I mean,
02:31:55
no, this first quarter's a bumper year.
02:32:04
For a bumper.
02:32:07
This is Flag Rant Live.
02:32:12
Here, give me a plural man.
02:32:16
Okay, I get to take an attack.
02:32:18
Chicken attack this fucking thing off of me.
02:32:27
Oh. Anybody
02:32:36
on Twitter?
02:32:39
Hey, buddy, you lose your struggle,
02:32:41
your breath. Whoa!
02:32:45
What did he say?
02:32:49
Say what?
02:32:52
Anybody in from a make race?
02:32:56
I think he said he's trying to pick a nigga, bro.
02:32:59
Oh, we.
02:33:00
Oh, yeah.
02:33:02
Yeah.
02:33:04
Oh, we put it in and
02:33:07
a man and Queen says an animal attack on his way to work.
02:33:10
Left him bloodied and concerned for his neighbor's safety.
02:33:13
Oh, oh, I fell to a pick on my left hand.
02:33:19
This thing kept coming, but he just kept charging at me. Oh,
02:33:25
why is he still talking to him?
02:33:29
Almost evil.
02:33:30
Sinister.
02:33:31
Gary, give me a plural noun.
02:33:34
Fagots.
02:33:38
We only have one more left.
02:33:44
Fuck it.
02:33:45
Let's do it. Of the body. Shit! Piss! Fuck! Hancock!
02:33:47
Sucker! Motherfucker!
02:33:48
Is that enough, or shall I go on?
02:33:51
Fagot, fagot fagot fagot! Wait!
02:33:53
Go! Fagot jabber fagot fagot
02:33:56
I will gland.
02:33:58
What?
02:33:58
Pineal gland I anyhow.
02:34:05
As if I don't know how to spell that.
02:34:07
You fucking just put pineapple pineal gland.
02:34:11
Yo. So.
02:34:15
So what do you guys make of all the architecture
02:34:18
that has the little handbag in one hand and the pinecone in the other hand?
02:34:23
I don't know, it's a hand bean bag in a pine cone, but it does expand across
02:34:28
multiple continents, thousands of miles and thousands of years apart.
02:34:32
Yeah,
02:34:34
something.
02:34:36
Something. It's not progress.
02:34:38
I mean, I got I know when I was a young kid,
02:34:41
you know,
02:34:42
when you saw somebody that you idolized do something you kind of like was, oh,
02:34:46
yeah, that's cool. I'm going to like that too.
02:34:48
Or I'm going to, like, style something off of that, so.
02:34:52
Oh, I know, I see.
02:34:53
What do they see that inspired them to go, oh, I'm going
02:34:57
to style my shit off of that or I'm going to I'm going to depict that in rock.
02:35:01
I saw Ludacris in his puffy little moon boots.
02:35:04
I'm so, so sorry.
02:35:06
And I want to be like Luda.
02:35:08
I don't I mean, the money wise, sure, but
02:35:12
sure.
02:35:13
But they kind of look like, sure.
02:35:15
Trailer? Sure.
02:35:16
Which is another shoe for Control Star.
02:35:19
Sure.
02:35:20
Which you guys were kind of confused about last week.
02:35:23
No. There's a difference between Chuck Taylors and Stars.
02:35:25
There's there's there are two different, but they are.
02:35:28
They are all they all star, all star Chuck Taylors.
02:35:31
That's all I was saying, right, right.
02:35:34
I think there's a version that are not all star.
02:35:38
Chuck Taylor.
02:35:38
There was Adidas All Stars and Chuck Taylors.
02:35:42
So it's converse not Adidas.
02:35:44
Go to I let's go to it's converse not Adidas.
02:35:47
It's it's not Adidas.
02:35:50
While you're doing that let's check on our atheist versus versus believers.
02:35:54
Like it's still half 1 billion to 6,000,000,006 okay.
02:35:59
No change on the score. There.
02:36:02
But it is it is getting closer.
02:36:07
Like the racist thing.
02:36:10
Never mind.
02:36:12
I know, but, I was I know I was wrong.
02:36:17
You were right, I apologize.
02:36:19
Well, I don't have a replacement
02:36:21
for the ritual stuff like weddings and stuff, you know,
02:36:25
there's some building stuff that needs to be addressed.
02:36:30
There's,
02:36:33
the really wicked,
02:36:34
horrible people that are held in check by thinking
02:36:37
that there is a higher power.
02:36:41
That that's a concern.
02:36:44
We have more to go.
02:36:45
But so you're you teasing further into the show right now?
02:36:49
Yeah.
02:36:50
Okay.
02:36:51
Well, then we might as well just knock this out.
02:36:55
Oh, never mind. That's the wrong one.
02:36:56
God damn it.
02:36:57
Are you excited? Oh, no.
02:37:00
That's what that's not attractive.
02:37:04
This is bad.
02:37:05
I just bought it.
02:37:06
Yes, this is quite.
02:37:08
It's.
02:37:13
It's going to be a late, long show.
02:37:14
You, man.
02:37:14
You can't put up 30 videos and then leave a 1230 or even 130.
02:37:18
I know this survey is just the way it is.
02:37:20
That's why I just want to get this done.
02:37:22
Our recent survey informs us that one out of every 48 dildos owns a fluffy phone.
02:37:28
Unfortunately, masturbating
02:37:29
over a mobile umbrella in recent years has improved sparingly.
02:37:33
Today, Gooch held wankers are in are all the rage.
02:37:38
In restaurants, you may find many koalas
02:37:41
taking stupid the into their silly phones and they eat their hot cocoa
02:37:47
for and 31% of American Brady's place their human calls from their cars
02:37:52
and as they are pooping to
02:37:55
and from their home office or dog
02:37:59
walking and talking are now in the
02:38:02
now in Kirk to do over 2% of Americans
02:38:07
walk or puffy streets with walk our puppy streets
02:38:11
with a handheld fagots pressed against their penile going.
02:38:16
So that was like kind of their fucking that was like too complex for a
02:38:23
a little.
02:38:24
It was like a little tongue twister there.
02:38:26
I think it was like too complex for like, you need to be way more specific.
02:38:31
Like, you know, Billy went to the blank and like when he got there, he felt blank,
02:38:36
you know, like, it's got to be very clear to say blank every story.
02:38:40
And it sounds like it's going to be
02:38:41
a generic story that then the mad lib is what creates the uniqueness to it.
02:38:46
UK don't criticize the randomness of the lives.
02:38:49
No, I didn't want to be super short one.
02:38:52
I didn't want to do a super long one, but so did you do a medium short long I like?
02:38:56
No, that one was towards the long run pace, burn rate, burn rate for a firm
02:39:02
racing contest.
02:39:02
Well, I heard about that somehow.
02:39:04
Came up by firm races. Really?
02:39:05
Well fine firm races.
02:39:07
Birmingham races. What is it?
02:39:11
You for a rate cut off?
02:39:14
I don't give a shit.
02:39:16
It all begins here with the design curves.
02:39:19
We take inspiration
02:39:20
from real race tracks and reimagine them on a microscopic scale.
02:39:24
Every curve, every turn. Carefully math.
02:39:27
You're not committed until this is off my daily at the cellular level.
02:39:31
Once the design is complete, we move on to manufactured hardware.
02:39:34
This chip is carved using precise like no, no, that is not a champion.
02:39:39
Challenger control fluid movement at a microscopic scale.
02:39:43
Then comes the science, the heart of it all.
02:39:46
Each racer provides a biological sample of their sperm, which we process.
02:39:50
That was a cup of sperm.
02:39:53
It doesn't matter if it's single through a centrifuge.
02:39:57
I think what they're doing is just prepare the most viable cells
02:40:00
for racing under the microscope, we pipette the cells into a custom.
02:40:05
I'm going to come who's a lot of semen floating around side? Yes.
02:40:08
Microcurrent flows through the channel, creating resistance,
02:40:12
pushing each razor to its limits.
02:40:14
I just over my degree, I hate it doesn't look entertaining.
02:40:19
So we built our own computer vision system.
02:40:21
Looks like it comes to track every cell, every frame, every overtake.
02:40:26
Converting it into 3D rendered the sun for the viewer experience.
02:40:32
On deck is what cue
02:40:33
the audience get to see. Wow.
02:40:38
Oh wow.
02:40:39
So good.
02:40:45
I not sperm racing even exist.
02:40:47
In short, we are testing into that.
02:40:50
Why, you might ask?
02:40:51
Well, male fertility has quietly decreased.
02:40:55
Oh, this is worse in the last 50 years.
02:40:57
Except that's for us, so.
02:41:01
Seems like a new.
02:41:02
But if you think about it,
02:41:04
we're taking a topic that no one wants to touch and making decrease
02:41:07
or as the population increase, like, I mean, what are you basing that off of?
02:41:10
Fertility has decreased.
02:41:13
But as the population increase, therefore,
02:41:15
the population population.
02:41:19
Oh, no, we're right now,
02:41:22
I guess it would decrease.
02:41:23
So we have a generation shift as long as population is population.
02:41:28
I mean, it's just because saying boomers are 80 million,
02:41:32
my generation is 40 million.
02:41:34
And people that are being born now are 20 million.
02:41:36
Our generation is having each each day.
02:41:38
I have trees in my backyard.
02:41:40
Sometimes they don't. I guess we're going to be okay.
02:41:42
And sometimes they don't.
02:41:44
They they thrive and they they're huge.
02:41:46
Unless you put your sperm on those trees, it's not related.
02:41:49
Just shit happens, you know, you put sperm on your trees, the bad shit doesn't.
02:41:54
And that's just what we do.
02:41:56
Here's a here's a here's a question
02:41:59
which is better for the trees, the shit or your sperm?
02:42:02
Sperm.
02:42:04
Oh, I was going to say shit.
02:42:06
I think fertilizer that.
02:42:07
Oh, I know.
02:42:11
You're under thinking.
02:42:12
Let me walk you over the concept.
02:42:14
And how do you think these guys are really trying to help our population?
02:42:17
Or they're just a bunch of gay guys that like to see people raise their sperm
02:42:21
if, you know, they're just trying to get,
02:42:23
likes and views so they can make money on YouTube.
02:42:27
It works.
02:42:27
I'm going to come microscopic racetrack, I think F1.
02:42:31
But at the time he did not say anything.
02:42:34
F1 define the limits of speed and engineering the same obsession with speed.
02:42:39
Come get sperms where sport meets evolution.
02:42:45
It was pretty cool.
02:42:46
It was called Queer Hollow by all over the world.
02:42:49
Smallest sport.
02:42:50
It's.
02:42:51
I went to this place called Queer Hollow
02:42:54
for the world.
02:42:55
I would go to Queer Hollow Bones.
02:42:58
You know, you put and sperm on your trees.
02:43:01
The bad shit doesn't.
02:43:02
And that's just Queer hollow.
02:43:04
Here's a here's a is it?
02:43:05
Why are we we're interested in hearing now the shit or your sperm.
02:43:10
I want to hear what he said, I don't care, I was just going to say shit.
02:43:13
I think that I don't always back.
02:43:17
He's back to your understanding.
02:43:20
Let me walk one step and you're on the wrong.
02:43:22
I think these guys are really trying to help here.
02:43:25
They're just a bunch of gay guys that like to see people raise their sperm,
02:43:29
if you know what mean.
02:43:30
I get, likes.
02:43:31
And I like, see people use. I.
02:43:36
Waiting's thrilling.
02:43:37
Come here.
02:43:38
I ate some see people for dinner backing salmon athlete, influencer or celebrity.
02:43:43
And the weirdest, most entertaining legend backing your favorite athlete
02:43:47
in a sperm race.
02:43:49
And that's fine. No.
02:43:59
Oh, that's a spinning circle.
02:44:03
I lost my connection.
02:44:06
Yeah, well, I don't care.
02:44:10
The smallest race you get fucking suck.
02:44:12
I'm very proud of myself, and I am athletic.
02:44:15
And I know I deserve this win. And I got it on my own.
02:44:17
He didn't win a foot race.
02:44:18
He got one.
02:44:19
What sperm race? Athletic fundraising.
02:44:21
Diabetic. Turned up to watch here.
02:44:24
The sperm didn't actually race.
02:44:26
Oh, it's like curling.
02:44:27
You can use a broom and make the sperm go faster. Sperm.
02:44:29
Some more words.
02:44:31
What? Spectators screen.
02:44:33
There's no microphone.
02:44:34
It's just a representation of what it will look like.
02:44:38
Oh, the other the other league
02:44:40
actually use this for us over the last couple of years intertwined.
02:44:44
That was really a productive segment.
02:44:45
One I mean, technology isn't like yeah, catches the reproductive segment.
02:44:51
Yeah. Math is in decline.
02:44:53
Most important problem in the world is you just leave that up.
02:44:56
I think you were going to say it, but I took it.
02:44:57
Sperm health has gone down by half.
02:45:00
But experts say, oh, they have the same message.
02:45:02
Though sperm since the 70s has dropped by half, down by half.
02:45:06
The right thing.
02:45:07
And what's your point here, Gary?
02:45:09
What we call, genetic.
02:45:11
But we also have it is sperm density.
02:45:14
So we'll see. You never think how fat a sperm.
02:45:16
We didn't know any kid.
02:45:18
And what's sperm morphology you didn't know.
02:45:20
And the shape of sperm whale experts also question what happens.
02:45:25
Yeah, you probably ate sperm.
02:45:26
Just so you know, if you don't think you're gay.
02:45:28
When you were a sperm, you ate sperm on.
02:45:31
Yeah.
02:45:31
So they're still living and they're man makes it kind of gay.
02:45:37
Yeah.
02:45:38
And that's probably because, frankly,
02:45:41
your sperm are not what you are, man.
02:45:44
And if we focus.
02:45:45
I've been pounding it for almost a year now.
02:45:48
Does that even that strains credibility.
02:45:51
Wow. Some studies report steep declines in sperm counts.
02:45:54
It might.
02:45:55
It might seem like I came to this podcast disagree over how large
02:45:59
and how universal the trend is.
02:46:01
Although the science is unclear, some experts know the spectacle
02:46:04
usually slides care.
02:46:06
Conversation historically placed on the shoulders of women has shifted.
02:46:10
Clip, clip.
02:46:11
The nose very under and most men.
02:46:15
Maybe it's just her that makes the sperm count drop.
02:46:18
So that's yeah.
02:46:20
And now the trousers.
02:46:22
Look at sperm in motion, I guess.
02:46:24
Why are they all Asian?
02:46:26
At the end of the day, the race is more about spectacle.
02:46:28
I didn't know that. Know you don't have a button for that.
02:46:31
Some people curious so far he's been.
02:46:33
He's been coming through, man.
02:46:37
Going through it.
02:46:40
Yeah.
02:46:41
No, that is interesting.
02:46:46
And from.
02:46:49
Egg roll as much better.
02:46:53
Okay. I want to do this massage.
02:46:54
I don't know, man.
02:46:59
Yeah.
02:47:00
Unless there's anything else you want to do.
02:47:04
Yeah.
02:47:05
I'm here to fix you.
02:47:07
Something has gone terribly wrong.
02:47:10
Might be edible. It could be bad parenting.
02:47:12
What is that?
02:47:13
It's a moist towelette, and it has a lid on it. That hinge.
02:47:15
And it's most convenient for the world.
02:47:16
But every time I show
02:47:17
up, the ladies in this position, even there's no in the building.
02:47:19
Now, the cold, moist collapse.
02:47:20
But then I gotta say, Gary, this is how you ran the fucking cap down on them.
02:47:23
And yesterday I said someone worked in this building.
02:47:25
After they left like this, I said to the person, please be mindful.
02:47:28
It's not to let down on the moist highlight so they can remain moist.
02:47:30
I came in 24 hours later and I was going to say room
02:47:32
and the top was up again, and I said to the guy, you didn't even give me 48 hours.
02:47:34
One day I did the exact same thing again and he said, sorry boss, I forgot.
02:47:37
Now what's going on
02:47:37
with the person that came up with this innovation who have a hero,
02:47:40
whether it be on mayonnaise, mustard, ketchup or toothpaste,
02:47:43
probably talk to themselves. Problem solved, problem solved.
02:47:45
I put the cap on a hinge right on top of the mayonnaise.
02:47:47
The day the dry, crusty mayonnaise lid is over and the two days clog up.
02:47:51
Those days are over to is, You know how stupid we all were?
02:47:54
Actually two days in my house with the cap just lift up and a big old snot
02:47:57
rocket of dried up toothpaste sitting right at the top.
02:47:59
Just making sure. Better wake up and undo what you did.
02:48:01
You pop it, now pop it with your battery pack it up.
02:48:03
I put it back down every single time I put my carpet about.
02:48:05
Like I said,
02:48:06
every single time the seat is pushed out because a miniature Mexican
02:48:08
could walk here from Guadalajara underneath the fence.
02:48:10
By the way, you don't have to duck foot to see all the way up.
02:48:12
You see six like you were coming.
02:48:13
No, he's not gonna pull it back. Just pull it back to where it was.
02:48:15
By the way that we're put on the windshield.
02:48:16
It comes up at least the street when it starts raining. Automatic wipers.
02:48:19
Pull that. Put it back out. Watch. You put this.
02:48:21
Put the sticker on the windshield. You want to up now obviously back.
02:48:22
I pull the fucking tap cuz I will pull the cap.
02:48:24
If you ever had to pull a cap, I don't want you like why do I?
02:48:26
Because I need to put the tap on.
02:48:27
It's hard to God, but after they got the tap they're done.
02:48:28
They're never going to do what they did.
02:48:29
And I got a whole list of for people. So fucking buckle up, potato chips.
02:48:32
Roll the bag down. Put the fucking click on it.
02:48:34
It's the company potato chips. They're going to go.
02:48:36
They're gonna go to family. I call it potato chip clip.
02:48:37
We invented a Ziploc for the top of the mixed nuts in the turkey thing.
02:48:40
We won't even use the Ziploc.
02:48:41
We just leave the thing fucking gaping open like a pig. Now everybody dry out.
02:48:43
We are throwing away so much food, it wasted
02:48:46
has important for swearing is make the fuck up, zippy.
02:48:48
You know you have to do the food.
02:48:49
No, okay? And you can't even do this block.
02:48:52
You can't. You put the lid down on the pizza box.
02:48:53
You got your slice, you lift the lid, you got your slice.
02:48:55
Oh, now this is done. No he's not. Put the fucking lid down.
02:48:58
I don't want fucking moss landing on the pepperoni.
02:48:59
Why would you accept the pizza if they deliver it to you with a pop up?
02:49:02
The answer is no. They don't fucking leave it that way.
02:49:04
After you get a slice, start undoing what you fucking did. You wait.
02:49:06
That's a shit. And by the way, faster gum goes. Turn the fuck away.
02:49:08
You your nose like go do with gum sitting in the airport.
02:49:10
First off, the fresh pot is going broke
02:49:12
waiting for you when you get to the airport, girl.
02:49:14
Because the guy before you, when you even reach up, it's like, what do I do?
02:49:16
He's gone. He's empty his bladder. This is your problem.
02:49:18
Is that exposed as a piece of gum?
02:49:20
The guy spit out it. It's how you got it out.
02:49:21
So he's got to show up like Bill Murray. Ask me to pull the fucking gun out.
02:49:24
We've got to go. The crack, four feet to your left.
02:49:26
You won't do it. Oh, the dry through the goggles.
02:49:27
You're done with the gun right out the window.
02:49:28
I don't know how to fuck if anyone else. It's you.
02:49:30
How fucking lazy are we?
02:49:31
I went to visit my dad in hospital ten years ago.
02:49:33
There's a drinking fountain on the eighth floor.
02:49:35
I want to use it. Someone can expel the white of Copenhagen.
02:49:37
Repeat. Fucking brown of Copenhagen.
02:49:39
In the fucking drinking.
02:49:40
Brown in the hospital where people are going to grieve
02:49:42
and say goodbye to their nanna and their Copenhagen. Right?
02:49:44
Nothing. It's not all about you. What happened?
02:49:45
Fucking wake the fuck up! Everyone focus a little.
02:49:48
You're not the only person on the goddamn planet. Every place in L.A.
02:49:50
two months, every Christmas, Christmas trees thrown everywhere.
02:49:53
I fucking cannot focus.
02:49:55
If you do something, undo it.
02:49:56
If you pop the cap, then close the cap.
02:49:58
Fucking hey. And also the ceiling fan.
02:50:00
We shut the fucking switch for the ceiling fan shut the ceiling fan.
02:50:02
You know, many times I walk into an empty room at my house.
02:50:04
I go to my daughter's room. That's fucking ceiling fan run 24 seven.
02:50:07
She was at school. She'd been there for four hours.
02:50:08
Nothing's wrong.
02:50:09
Shut the fucking ceiling fan.
02:50:10
My daughter's ceiling fan is turning off solutions to propel air off the plane
02:50:14
around the fucking globe.
02:50:15
Just wait.
02:50:16
Let me show you one more thing, and I'm gonna show you this song.
02:50:18
Walking over there.
02:50:19
A little broken craftsmanship, a little dexterity, a little I care.
02:50:21
A little.
02:50:22
Golden rule.
02:50:22
This which way the person they put this shit up.
02:50:26
The person they put up, the sound deadening material inside
02:50:28
of my beautiful studio. And it wasn't me.
02:50:30
Decided to cut nice and wide around the switch
02:50:32
and around the air conditioning thermostat switch
02:50:34
instead of popping a switch light off, making a much smaller hole
02:50:36
and then putting a switch over the top for a clean a professional.
02:50:38
No, we have to deal with this fucking abortion.
02:50:40
We can see the oil paint underneath because the person didn't have
02:50:42
the sentiment to pull the two things off the smaller hole, pull up on the wires
02:50:44
and then surface mounted. Bitch, fucking wake up everybody. So disappointing.
02:50:50
I guess
02:50:52
that was a fantastic rant.
02:50:54
I get pissed at my watch all the time because, we we do use ever bathrooms.
02:50:59
I could use hers, but I use the because we don't we don't have guests often, but
02:51:04
I have one bathroom that I use more often. She.
02:51:08
I'd stop by for like three times.
02:51:12
Wait, we just lost your audio.
02:51:16
Here we.
02:51:25
I believe, though we were having.
02:51:35
But. Yeah, we.
02:51:36
You're.
02:51:36
I can't hear you.
02:51:37
I don't know if everybody else can hear you, but I cannot hear you.
02:51:40
I can't hear me.
02:51:46
Oh, can I hear me?
02:51:47
It's a shame, because what he's saying is probably good.
02:51:51
Oh! The door.
02:51:51
Sorry.
02:51:53
I've been to draws, plays.
02:51:55
Anything that starts. Oh, yeah.
02:51:56
For some reason, yeah, I was I start with my bitch
02:52:00
to. Back my bitch up.
02:52:03
Is that what you said?
02:52:04
No, she can't close. I will use deodorant.
02:52:07
I use my toothpaste.
02:52:08
She uses her eyes, but she can't close the top of her toothpaste.
02:52:11
Does she come in, open yours, and then just leave it?
02:52:14
I swipe you up the ass, wipes. She doesn't.
02:52:16
They dry out.
02:52:17
She doesn't close them. She doesn't close the Clorox wipes.
02:52:20
She doesn't fucking clean.
02:52:21
And I don't take no orders
02:52:22
from the woman, by the way, by the way, I don't take no orders from no women.
02:52:26
Like, am I the one that's over obsessed or she.
02:52:28
Is she the target one?
02:52:30
Those are the only two options.
02:52:32
If you shared the toothpaste, I would side with you 100%.
02:52:35
But let her fuck up her toothpaste as much as she will.
02:52:37
No, I don't care about that one. I don't like corrector too much.
02:52:39
Okay, now close the top on it.
02:52:41
But see, now that's. To me, that's worse.
02:52:43
If you close the top, the toothpaste.
02:52:48
I have
02:52:48
occasionally you needed to use her bathroom,
02:52:51
which is technically the unsweet for the master,
02:52:55
but I just let her have that shit.
02:52:58
Yeah, I'm brushing my teeth.
02:52:59
It's a dual vanity, but I just go to my bathroom.
02:53:02
Which is would be the public bathroom.
02:53:05
My bad. Because I know.
02:53:06
Because I know I'm going to keep it cleaner.
02:53:07
Then do you know why my bathroom is in the basement?
02:53:10
Because I used to do that until I realized that, like,
02:53:14
the drainage in the basement isn't the greatest, and so I just kind of.
02:53:17
I ran away from it.
02:53:20
There's a shower in the basement, and for some reason,
02:53:22
it was like some weird gargling when the shower.
02:53:24
And it's like, I think the way it's rooted, it's like, you know what?
02:53:27
I'm not going to take all my dumps in the basement.
02:53:29
Let's just. Your air. Stay away from that.
02:53:32
Your air thing is blocked to your roof, and it's sucking in air from your drains.
02:53:37
You probably have a dead squirrel or some kind of bird's nest in your.
02:53:40
There's.
02:53:40
You have 1 or 2 pipes that exhaust air on your eye.
02:53:43
You get rid of squirrels.
02:53:45
I don't think you're an expert, so thank you for that.
02:53:48
But I'm definitely not an expert.
02:53:49
But ask an expert if you need to get your air vent clean and then you're gurgling.
02:53:52
No, it's in the basement.
02:53:54
It's just the fact, you know, the difference between a 40 and a 50 year old,
02:53:57
40 year old has to know everything and thinks he knows everything.
02:53:59
A 50 year old doesn't give a shit what a 40 year old thinks.
02:54:04
Or five year old
02:54:05
that you're smarter than, like, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos,
02:54:10
no, I'm just saying I'm smarter than you.
02:54:14
You do realize that there's levels of
02:54:17
and that most, most tangible information
02:54:22
is all at an equal level that anyone can grasp.
02:54:25
So indeed, Google.
02:54:27
All right.
02:54:28
Don't take my word for it.
02:54:29
Let's at Google why you're
02:54:31
what I understand your other drain.
02:54:32
There's no issue draining.
02:54:34
I just know that one time yeah there's no issue.
02:54:37
It's really kind of clogged.
02:54:38
And I and I plunged it and it made a weird gargling noise in the shower drain.
02:54:42
And I went, oh, okay, I'm just not gonna fuck with that anymore.
02:54:46
You should fuck with it eventually.
02:54:48
It's going to block when when it it'll know
02:54:50
because we don't use the, the basement.
02:54:52
It's like it literally.
02:54:53
So here's the funny thing though. A funny thing.
02:54:55
The basement shower in the basement. Fucking toilet.
02:54:58
Most houses, the bathrooms are above one another and your turn goes.
02:55:02
Your tube goes through all your bathrooms.
02:55:03
Oh, as the bugs.
02:55:05
Yeah.
02:55:06
See, this is what you I mean, not I intend to marry him.
02:55:09
A drummer.
02:55:11
I'm the real musician.
02:55:12
You fixate on this bullshit anyway.
02:55:14
Like, at least if you played the violin or the piano.
02:55:17
Anyway, that made sense when on you drum,
02:55:20
I love you and I intend to marry him.
02:55:23
A drummer.
02:55:24
But I'm the real musician.
02:55:25
You just make some noise.
02:55:27
You don't know what you're talking about.
02:55:29
If you played the violin or the piano.
02:55:30
Anyway, that made sense. But the drums.
02:55:34
I want you to come on.
02:55:34
I intend to marry him.
02:55:39
Okay, I get your point.
02:55:41
I have a point.
02:55:46
Exactly.
02:55:50
It's the Brady and Joshua Brady.
02:55:53
And ordinary as above and so below.
02:55:57
Because he's so close.
02:55:58
Brady and Joshua, we're doing it our way.
02:56:02
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
02:56:05
Brady. And your show.
02:56:07
It's Brady and Rory.
02:56:09
Just that we're not Brady.
02:56:11
Drawer flat men.
02:56:16
I have no clue, man.
02:56:18
Special knowledge.
02:56:19
I never thought of it that way, Brady.
02:56:21
But very searching.
02:56:22
I find it funny and sad.
02:56:25
People are under the impression that Professor Jang.
02:56:27
We've shown a lot of Professor Jang videos on our show.
02:56:30
The gear he has provided.
02:56:32
We have receivers, a teacher, and he sells himself as a high school.
02:56:37
And maybe at some point in the past he has done this,
02:56:41
but go watch his lectures on YouTube
02:56:44
and pay attention to the absolute silence from the classroom.
02:56:49
He portrays himself as if he's lecturing to high school,
02:56:51
and he claims he's like in high school. Continues below descriptions.
02:56:53
But you'll notice there are no questions asked in videos
02:56:55
where it's very clear that he has staged them.
02:56:56
And you know that there is no sound.
02:56:59
There are no students knocking stuff, rushing
02:57:00
in the paper pin as they scribble notes.
02:57:02
No, because it'll be shuffled or he gets to go to the bathroom.
02:57:05
It'll be reached into their bag and crumple some papers up or,
02:57:06
you know, causes the canvas to make a little squeak as a sleep brush.
02:57:08
But you can look at the reflection of a classroom on the whiteboard behind me.
02:57:11
There's videos,
02:57:12
and you can see all the way back to the window at the back of the room.
02:57:14
And there's no movement.
02:57:16
Professor Jang isn't trying to anybody the rooms.
02:57:18
He's trying to work empty.
02:57:19
He probably start his YouTube channel to promote himself as a private educator.
02:57:22
To naive parents who want their kids have an edge in school.
02:57:24
The proceedings are highly politicized nonsense that betrays total
02:57:26
lack of understanding any topics of which he thinks.
02:57:28
They involve ridiculous notions of world leaders being guided
02:57:31
by the psychological cosmic goals of global annihilation and salvation.
02:57:36
It's ridiculous.
02:57:36
Okay, there are a lot of crazy people on YouTube.
02:57:39
That's not what I'm mad about.
02:57:41
This is what makes me angry.
02:57:42
This man is a malicious, child abusing, demented liar, whoring
02:57:47
to millions of people as if he was a credible source for information.
02:57:49
Now about not being a professor.
02:57:51
He's just a little known professor. That's never been his job.
02:57:53
So when people call him professor no one you're pressing is Professor Jang.
02:57:57
It's embarrassing, but people who watch breaking points don't necessarily.
02:58:00
He says I'm not actually professor.
02:58:01
But professor is my moniker on the internet.
02:58:05
So they think they're getting an informed
02:58:06
take about geopolitics from a professor, from an academic.
02:58:08
They're not. They're getting from a weirdo child abuser on YouTube.
02:58:11
No. Don't expect the host of breaking points
02:58:13
to be experts on geopolitics or on ballistic.
02:58:17
That's ignoring what you can't do is provoke someone.
02:58:19
I didn't know that.
02:58:20
Just because I get a lot of views on YouTube
02:58:22
and do zero research, typically you're promoting because this stuff was a secret.
02:58:25
There are guys I know from no assemblies.
02:58:29
This man is obviously insane.
02:58:31
And he's not just insane, he's malevolent.
02:58:33
I'm like building him as a serious source of information, as reliable. Try.
02:58:36
I think he's done like a
02:58:39
guy's got a pipeline.
02:58:40
Getting informed about politics,
02:58:42
about how the world works by an insane Nazi who thinks Jews run the world.
02:58:45
Because all that comes down to is, do we care about the future or not?
02:58:49
And like the misinformation and.
02:58:53
What off you always.
02:58:58
Go if that's your I love you all my friends.
02:59:02
The world is unraveling.
02:59:03
Then Grizzly Adams does have a beard
02:59:07
to some normal people state because there's nothing.
02:59:10
The climate is dying. You guys stuff that ecosystem across the world.
02:59:12
Are you saying we out a little bit?
02:59:13
Human beings are dying in droves, and by allowing this insanity to be normalized,
02:59:19
we have to laugh to the next generation.
02:59:21
We'll make horrible decisions
02:59:22
with little, little acid or tequila for horrible reasons.
02:59:25
And we'll otherwise do it for a few to three hours.
02:59:28
But bring it back, noted Professor Jang, who is not a professor, is not harmless.
02:59:31
It's not a victimless crime because because he's crazy.
02:59:33
Just because he is wrong doesn't mean he cannot be tremendous damage.
02:59:36
Because as a result of it, maybe as much as a few hundred thousand people,
02:59:39
maybe a million people now believe that this anti-Semitic number is a prophet
02:59:44
and they will listen to him. What?
02:59:45
No, I can't hear anything right.
02:59:48
And they will hate the people to the left and to the right of them
02:59:50
because of what this insane person says.
02:59:52
Oh, they are the Kotlin skiing breaking point.
02:59:54
Who promoted this uncritically
02:59:55
because it seemed a good idea for their channels will be the authors
02:59:59
of that possible integration, and they will be the authors
03:00:01
of whatever damage Professor Jang and his other connections are able to pass
03:00:05
with that influence. This is very serious.
03:00:08
It's not just funny.
03:00:09
This is dangerous.
03:00:10
This damages us as humans.
03:00:14
I never thought of it that way, Brady.
03:00:16
But very true.
03:00:18
He's going to cry.
03:00:20
He was about to really?
03:00:23
I was watching some of the
03:00:25
some of the, other, flagged trans men, you know,
03:00:30
do you think Professor Wang has a Wang too, or he's lying about that
03:00:34
also?
03:00:36
Exactly.
03:00:38
Police and 48 hour standoff after suspect falls asleep.
03:00:43
Yeah, right.
03:00:43
So you caught him on some roof and thought he, like you, either
03:00:46
was just exhausted and thought he had some time of.
03:00:48
They just fucking yanked this motherfucker off this roof.
03:00:51
You should do the hangs.
03:00:57
They just fucking yank this sandwich.
03:00:59
That's okay.
03:01:00
Yeah, but they pulled his pants down. He.
03:01:04
Even the cat felt like, what is this image
03:01:06
being woken up and then just yanked off a 15ft roof?
03:01:12
He's been woken up and had his pants ripped off before I.
03:01:15
Yeah, but no, that 15ft, 15ft drop.
03:01:20
I like to right passed out.
03:01:22
You could help with.
03:01:22
Do you actually
03:01:24
want to throw.
03:01:29
You're you're those like you're know that dream.
03:01:31
You like a you're always nice
03:01:35
guy woke up feeling except he actually hit the ground.
03:01:37
I was like five house
03:01:40
right up until.
03:01:43
Let's get him down.
03:01:46
Sell them. No.
03:01:47
Tell him no.
03:01:49
Okay, so Gary asked for, Tourette's for.
03:01:52
But I think he meant Tourette's.
03:01:54
Bonus footage.
03:01:57
And I could have just played the two he asked for.
03:01:59
And he's very literal, so I have no knowledge of.
03:02:04
Them.
03:02:04
Okay.
03:02:06
Can't say a lot.
03:02:07
Probably to go to the store or not.
03:02:09
And he looks at you like a dog sideways with me.
03:02:11
Make it a crime. I saw the sign because. Yeah.
03:02:14
Speaking it. Let's do it for.
03:02:17
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
03:02:18
What's the frequency of
03:02:21
trans fat 98.70
03:02:26
he's talking about fat trans.
03:02:27
Put three egg yolks in a large bowl
03:02:33
approaching slowly
03:02:35
glass region. So seriously.
03:02:37
So this guy has no other tics except he have this.
03:02:40
He can hold. He can hold a lime.
03:02:43
He can hold.
03:02:48
This is so that only the yolk have no yolk.
03:02:53
Chicken.
03:02:57
It's technically a chicken attack,
03:02:59
right. So.
03:03:04
I'll admit it.
03:03:04
I mean, I don't say this a lot or even ever, but I hate this guy.
03:03:07
Or not.
03:03:09
I hate this.
03:03:12
Fuck.
03:03:13
It's just an egg.
03:03:18
In the. I.
03:03:22
Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate
03:03:26
fuck.
03:03:26
You know?
03:03:28
Blind.
03:03:32
You think you're well, though.
03:03:35
That's why I've got no hair.
03:03:39
Yeah.
03:03:43
Fuck off.
03:03:44
Yeah.
03:03:44
Sloppy.
03:03:51
Wait, there's no video here.
03:03:53
It just says SNL host Michael Che
03:03:56
mocks Michael Moore's Free Palestine tour after Ed Sheeran drops.
03:03:59
Rapper. I think you have every right.
03:04:02
What if he dropped them just because it was a political statement,
03:04:06
not because of the side of the political statement.
03:04:09
It's just,
03:04:10
you know, you don't want to get preached to
03:04:13
when you go to a concert, you just wanna have a good time.
03:04:15
And he was like, hey, I don't want any of that shit.
03:04:17
I told you so.
03:04:18
Yeah, that was that was part of it.
03:04:19
Number one. Number two, it wasn't Ed Sheeran.
03:04:21
Everything to do with the stadium, it was the Jews.
03:04:24
Conglomeration just didn't want anything political, period.
03:04:27
Because it's just we're here for entertainment,
03:04:29
not for a political statement, but.
03:04:31
Right.
03:04:31
It's weird for SNL to take these weird curveballs post,
03:04:35
Alec Baldwin, Baldwin Trump era.
03:04:38
Even though that is still Trump era.
03:04:40
It's just weird that they occasionally
03:04:43
now have right wing jokes.
03:04:45
Very, very rarely.
03:04:46
But they kind of tell CNN occasionally
03:04:51
you don't have a video.
03:04:53
No it's not.
03:04:54
It's just that it won't pop up.
03:04:58
What number is that?
03:04:59
Fuck.
03:04:59
Where is it?
03:05:06
I'm skipping around because, you know, I knew Gary was going to leave.
03:05:10
Do whatever you want. It's 36.
03:05:12
Yeah.
03:05:18
Fuck, yeah.
03:05:18
Where's the video?
03:05:21
It's fun.
03:05:24
Oh, it's on the Fox.
03:05:25
And there's a link in the Fox News.
03:05:27
If you do see more
03:05:30
you should have went to the fucking.
03:05:33
It's all right I got it.
03:05:34
I should it's just going to take me a minute to return my leg
03:05:37
through this shit.
03:05:41
I'm sure everyone hit their thumbs up
03:05:43
if they're liking the show and thumbs down if they don't.
03:05:45
Yeah, they fucking better follow or do whatever.
03:05:47
I just noticed we only had one,
03:05:49
and there's three of us, so that's a little concerning. But that's all right.
03:05:52
That,
03:05:54
way you should switch from Google to DuckDuckGo on all your devices.
03:05:58
DuckDuckGo comes with a built in search engine like Google, knowing
03:06:02
it doesn't spy on your searches and DuckDuckGo lets you browse.
03:06:05
You should really get, an ad blocker for that.
03:06:09
You know, ironically, DuckDuckGo would probably do that for you
03:06:12
or brave browser.
03:06:15
Like how much it goes
03:06:17
advertising on Google and it's dissing Google in there.
03:06:22
Well, that's because Google's a little cocky there like you know.
03:06:24
But Macklemore, who was dropped as the opening act for Ed Sheeran,
03:06:28
announced that he is launching a Free Palestine tour.
03:06:35
For the Palestinian people
03:06:37
to attract a lot of jobs.
03:06:42
You almost seem like he's should reluctantly
03:06:45
you very sincerely like, oh.
03:06:50
Yeah.
03:06:50
And announced that he is launching a free Palestine tour.
03:06:55
Just see extreme versions of,
03:06:57
you know, having the Palestinian people been through enough
03:07:02
and things.
03:07:03
He's been doing the Weekend Update for how long or who was dropped
03:07:06
as the opening act.
03:07:07
And Ed Sheeran announced that he is launching a free Palestine tour.
03:07:11
Palestine is against Israel, the
03:07:13
Ed Sheeran announced an ad for Ed Sheeran and you know who else?
03:07:17
Ed Sheeran announced that he is launching a Free
03:07:20
Palestine tour.
03:07:24
You know who else had a problem with the Palestine?
03:07:26
Even people been through enough.
03:07:31
When they become such a like a like.
03:07:34
Sure, if he's got something to say, great.
03:07:35
But like when I was like
03:07:38
Macklemore become
03:07:40
somebody that anyone cared about.
03:07:45
Jesus Christ,
03:07:46
Adolf Hitler, there were no Jews.
03:07:49
He put the Jews in their place, both of them
03:07:53
the greatest people that
03:07:56
every time
03:07:58
they put the Jews in their place.
03:07:59
Both of them.
03:08:01
Thank you. Brian.
03:08:03
Salute to you.
03:08:04
Holy shit.
03:08:05
That's a good visual. The train's coming.
03:08:07
You know what?
03:08:08
They you know what they did with the trains, right?
03:08:11
He's like, man, this this is just this.
03:08:13
We just leading up to starts banging on the podium.
03:08:16
This speech could not have gone better
03:08:20
until we got one salute.
03:08:23
Is that creed from the office, from the train going by.
03:08:27
And all of you folks are on the train believing in gas chambers
03:08:31
and shrunken heads and roller coaster.
03:08:34
Wait, did he play the train sound effect?
03:08:36
It wasn't even a real train.
03:08:37
He just isn't.
03:08:40
And that happens in the rough
03:08:43
that have been pulled out of the bag.
03:08:45
The everyday.
03:08:46
I'm sorry those things are all very tell, right?
03:08:51
Entertainment is the biggest industry in the world
03:08:55
and people want to be entertained if they want to put on.
03:08:59
But of course, Fledge Rants Live does not condone the views and express.
03:09:04
I don't even know what he's saying in here.
03:09:06
You just like.
03:09:07
But that doesn't necessarily mean we we don't or do either.
03:09:12
You know, this is quite a rant.
03:09:14
Those are for Bernie flag to me.
03:09:16
I mean, those are for Bernie.
03:09:17
They want to wear masks.
03:09:19
That's your business. Not here
03:09:22
to dodge
03:09:23
anybody, but I'm Robert the Bruce Diamond out of Jacksonville, Florida,
03:09:28
and I love to myself and I like to text you guys up.
03:09:33
And I just in case you guys didn't get that mail, emails,
03:09:37
complaints should be sent to Robert.
03:09:41
If anyone wants to go to Florida, they're going to like the docks myself.
03:09:46
And I like to show my face and I.
03:09:48
That's P.O.
03:09:49
box 3251, Jacksonville, Florida. Right.
03:09:53
Seeking the family of Christ and Adolf Hitler.
03:09:56
I did not see. Now he's here.
03:09:58
That's better in the face of his whining, wimpy
03:10:02
people that bow down to Jews.
03:10:05
Good evening prosperity I love y'all.
03:10:08
My God, we're tired.
03:10:10
Okay. Yeah.
03:10:10
The National Socialist.
03:10:12
Did he say they're retired or retired?
03:10:15
I don't know, it's hard to tell.
03:10:16
He said, hey, we're retired.
03:10:19
Good evening.
03:10:20
Prosper. Good afternoon.
03:10:23
We're tired.
03:10:24
We are at the National.
03:10:26
Maybe, he said, we are tired. On what to say.
03:10:28
What retired person was probably looking out
03:10:31
for them.
03:10:34
No, no, the guy didn't even stand up.
03:10:37
He's like, dude, stand up. Autumn.
03:10:40
Okay, I'll stand it.
03:10:42
Now. I know, it's a little thing here today.
03:10:45
In his defense, it's hard to get out of those little short beach chairs.
03:10:48
Apparently, everybody thinks the murder of,
03:10:52
Brady was invented
03:10:54
by Carmelo Anthony is okay.
03:10:57
I didn't realize that 35 years, to be fair,
03:11:01
in the United States for murder, was acceptable, but apparently it is.
03:11:05
That's what the jury in Collin County decided.
03:11:08
Stan. Topics I believe the
03:11:11
top five years back on the way,
03:11:13
but I don't know if he got distracted by black man, right?
03:11:16
He's like, I know people.
03:11:19
Oh, sorry.
03:11:19
We're not talking about the black man. I'm triggered.
03:11:22
Black man.
03:11:22
It's like the kept down, like.
03:11:25
Yeah, like his argument on the forefront.
03:11:27
If you just stick with that. Sure.
03:11:28
It's a it's an argument, but you may have some legs
03:11:34
and some minor aspects to it, but when you just start going, Austin Metcalf,
03:11:39
where are you going next?
03:11:40
Like, what are you going to Carmelo Anthony
03:11:44
oh no.
03:11:44
Come on. Which one was
03:11:47
Kamala?
03:11:47
I think it was this nine year old. No.
03:11:50
You you like that top?
03:11:54
Yeah.
03:11:55
You can you can become like,
03:11:59
I wanted to make such crosses because.
03:12:01
No, I love it when you interrupt, you get out there.
03:12:04
In today's society, crime victims, we.
03:12:07
I care.
03:12:10
Gary and Bob are just having a conversation out some.
03:12:13
Oh, that's that's what I've seen this.
03:12:15
I've lived this myself.
03:12:17
This isn't just a myth. It's a fact.
03:12:19
He just said, jeez.
03:12:20
Speaking of sperm races,
03:12:23
Jason, you dissect this myself.
03:12:25
This is just a myth. It's a fact.
03:12:28
They do. They reach out.
03:12:30
There's old quote, the Jew cries out in pain as he strikes you.
03:12:35
That's exactly what they do it when we strike back.
03:12:38
We fucked them up for attacking us, boys.
03:12:41
You do that. You did.
03:12:42
Oh, jeez.
03:12:43
I can't imagine why Jews are not fighters. Yes.
03:12:57
Oh, really?
03:12:58
It's hospital.
03:12:59
Doctor and his wife were asleep around 1230 this morning.
03:13:02
When police say they woke to a man. Yeah.
03:13:04
I wonder this one for Gary.
03:13:05
A little baby in their beds and ranting about God. 44.
03:13:09
Yeah, that's the only reason.
03:13:10
Home in their bedroom, when people
03:13:12
when a man entered the home is always fun, armed with a knife
03:13:17
and attacking the male and the female, stabbing them both multiple times.
03:13:21
Here's the suspect in an ambulance early this morning after a K-9 officer
03:13:26
entered the home armed with a knife
03:13:29
and attacked the check male in the female middle multiple times.
03:13:33
Here's the suspect in an ambulance early this morning after a K-9
03:13:36
officer caught him hiding in a neighbor's backyard.
03:13:40
Was he asleep on a roof?
03:13:41
Two year old Elijah Hemingway had deep cuts to his hands.
03:13:44
Police say he broke into the home.
03:13:46
Deep cuts are usually the longer versions of a saw.
03:13:49
Hospital confirmed the attacker remains.
03:13:51
A pediatric critical care doctor was killed.
03:13:54
They describe Doctor Evans as a dedicated caregiver and valued member
03:13:58
of their hospital and university.
03:14:00
Angeles friends say he died protecting his family.
03:14:04
Police say his wife was stabbed multiple times and was able to scream for me, I'm
03:14:08
curious on where this is kind of sounds you remember when, Nancy McLeod, you
03:14:14
ever name your town Edgewood,
03:14:16
when Nancy Pelosi's,
03:14:20
go back to the beginning of this guy, The hammer.
03:14:23
Remember when Amnesty Pelosi's husband,
03:14:28
and some random dude broke in and it was like,
03:14:31
oh, why is this random dude so upset? And
03:14:35
in his underwear coming out of the house?
03:14:37
Yeah, it was weird.
03:14:38
Hey, no, no, I just look at this guy and I go,
03:14:41
oh, I'm going to come husband.
03:14:46
Right.
03:14:47
Maybe he was edging with only one of your old children who were asleep.
03:14:51
No, to a neighbor.
03:14:52
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
03:14:53
I mean, if you want to be gay, be nothing.
03:14:55
Nothing wrong with that. It definitely. I mean, neighbor's house. Yeah.
03:14:58
Lots, lots of doctor that were not physically hurt,
03:15:01
but woman told police the suspect was, quote, a man.
03:15:05
She said she and her husband tried to defend themselves.
03:15:07
It was a very violent scene.
03:15:11
The, for the record, to what you were asking about the SNL
03:15:15
and how they were apprehensive and how they throw those every once in a while.
03:15:18
Lorne Michaels,
03:15:21
you're aware of his name, right?
03:15:23
Yes, 100%.
03:15:25
For the record, he was born Lorne David Lippert.
03:15:30
Just saying.
03:15:32
So he broken, it was a very.
03:15:38
Big question.
03:15:38
Police are trying to answer whether Idris Evans knew Hemingway.
03:15:42
I just Albert told them she did not know the man attacking them.
03:15:45
Of course you didn't know him. Just like Nancy Pelosi's husband.
03:15:48
What does it matter?
03:15:49
Honestly, though, if you know him, you're still attacking somebody.
03:15:51
That's the wrong act.
03:15:52
That's the bad.
03:15:53
And, motive.
03:15:55
Motive is, you know, where they start diving in.
03:15:58
I don't know why I don't, you know, it's the whole point of any crime.
03:16:02
I don't think it matters.
03:16:02
Any true crime
03:16:04
fanatic is just the ways, you know, you brutally murdered 18 people.
03:16:08
But he had a pretty good reason.
03:16:12
I mean, sometimes, yeah, in their head,
03:16:16
psychosis,
03:16:18
I know exactly.
03:16:19
They could just fucking just can think
03:16:21
that they're smarter than everyone else and just be wrong.
03:16:26
Just like Gary.
03:16:27
Just like any other,
03:16:31
just like giving it.
03:16:38
So this looks like it's
03:16:40
some old guy on a skateboard.
03:16:49
And what happens next?
03:16:53
Does he ever get hit by a truck?
03:16:55
B do a LaSalle alley?
03:17:00
C he trips over the guardrail and falls on to eight mile
03:17:05
or D just rolls off screen because he's old.
03:17:13
Over the guardrail.
03:17:14
Did anybody whoever picked over the guardrail wins.
03:17:27
Did somebody already find it?
03:17:28
Because I know right where it is.
03:17:31
Okay, so what the video says is, what up?
03:17:32
Detroit. It's Tony Hawk.
03:17:34
I left my skateboard at the city limits.
03:17:36
You only get one shot to find it
03:17:40
in. But it's right there.
03:17:50
I mean, it's you don't have to be an internet sleuth.
03:17:54
Just go to the service.
03:17:55
Drive at exit 15, an eight mile
03:18:00
or that's eight mile. That's 1 or 2.
03:18:02
I pretty sure 1 or 2 is eight mile, but I'm not sure I know Woodward is M1.
03:18:07
I don't know what eight mile is.
03:18:08
Is it as a M1?
03:18:09
I mean, see, because it's like a very it's like a freeway, but it's two lanes
03:18:14
and everyone speeding on it, even though it's it's 55 miles an hour.
03:18:16
No one ever follows that.
03:18:18
The South one, Southfield, goes up and down.
03:18:21
I drive on it all the time.
03:18:22
So that's Southfield Road a mile exit. No.
03:18:26
Nope.
03:18:26
Yep. Yep.
03:18:31
No. Yep.
03:18:35
Goddamn it.
03:18:35
My goddamn ice cream cone is breaking because I dropped it already.
03:18:40
I dropped it three inches when I grabbed it.
03:18:43
What shape is an ice cream cone?
03:18:51
I'm going to find it.
03:18:51
So there's going to be a little lull and a pause here.
03:18:53
If you want to bring up some videos
03:18:55
here, I'll bring up a video and then you you can discuss it.
03:18:58
Cream cone.
03:18:59
Dude no I can't I don't watch the show.
03:19:02
You can go.
03:19:05
Again I'm the only one with okay.
03:19:08
Which proves I'm not gay because gay people cannot have children.
03:19:11
They adopt children.
03:19:13
You haven't had a child in a while, and there's been plenty of gay
03:19:16
people who have children. So.
03:19:17
So I learned in my, I learned my equity.
03:19:22
Inclusion, class that you're born gay.
03:19:25
You can't become gay. So.
03:19:26
I would have had to been gay through the whole thing.
03:19:29
And I'm not gay.
03:19:30
Okay, more than likely.
03:19:31
Yes, I prayed the gateway.
03:19:37
Speaking of gay,
03:19:38
what's up with this wrestling clip?
03:19:42
For almost every night,
03:19:44
it's got a little stinger on it.
03:19:47
Literally and figuratively.
03:19:49
This is the, sting is sting, son.
03:19:51
Who? Sting?
03:19:52
But I was the guy that wore the white makeup.
03:19:55
Yeah, this is his son who looks just like him.
03:19:57
And he's just getting, finally, like, a little part of the wrestling industry.
03:20:01
You get it? Here he goes.
03:20:04
You doesn't really get hit by much.
03:20:06
It's more or less, impact.
03:20:08
All right?
03:20:09
Yeah.
03:20:09
That's all it takes. Oh.
03:20:18
I love the way he landed on his leg.
03:20:21
I love the stiffening up.
03:20:23
Oh. Who thought it was a good idea
03:20:26
to jump and meet at the middle of the ring out there?
03:20:29
I'm sure it makes no sense as far as I'm concerned.
03:20:32
Then I never.
03:20:34
I've never watched this, so I don't know
03:20:37
since. I know people track me. Well.
03:20:38
There's two things when if wrestling comes on my TV,
03:20:41
I turn it off immediately or my feed because I don't want anybody to know
03:20:44
that I ever saw it.
03:20:45
And then gay porn is the other thing in that order.
03:20:51
For almost daring Kevin Knight and.
03:20:56
Yeah.
03:20:58
Why the sad music?
03:20:59
Did he die?
03:21:01
No. It's just, you know, what do you.
03:21:03
That's,
03:21:04
It could be a career ending injury, but, I send my man eight mile.
03:21:09
I send that to my brother.
03:21:10
And so my brother, then sent this one back to me.
03:21:13
So a terrifying situation here in Oregon, USC, as Dante Moore gets knocked out
03:21:19
cold, he immediately goes into that fencing position
03:21:23
and is just laid out on the ground, motionless after a dirty hit.
03:21:27
This would called targeting undies man Stephens number eight on USC.
03:21:31
You could see he was going into a feet first line motion.
03:21:34
So he was giving himself up.
03:21:36
Then number eight just comes flying in.
03:21:38
He's riding the bike hit
03:21:39
and then he's even celebrating after when the flags are flying all around.
03:21:43
And Dan Landing was absolutely furious.
03:21:46
So was the Oregon players. It's a rivalry.
03:21:48
But they were freaking out on this USC team.
03:21:50
After that, one arrow is pointing to Dan Lanning
03:21:53
because he was hot with the USC players in sideline one to Dante Moore,
03:21:57
who was motionless on the ground.
03:21:59
And that means Dylan Raiola.
03:22:01
It might be one of the few teams in college football with QB depth.
03:22:03
I guess you could say that's
03:22:04
a silver lining, but no one's thinking about the football aspect right now.
03:22:08
I mean, Dante Moore, this is just a scary, scary situation.
03:22:12
They had to wait minutes, about ten minutes with him
03:22:15
laying on the ground to get the card out.
03:22:17
Then he got taken out in the ambulance.
03:22:19
So you really got to hope Dante Moore is okay.
03:22:25
And you know, have.
03:22:32
You left.
03:22:34
What?
03:22:35
Sorry. What?
03:22:38
Like you just left
03:22:40
because I found it.
03:22:42
Yeah.
03:22:42
So behind this guardrail right here.
03:22:45
Yeah.
03:22:46
Southfield freeway.
03:22:48
So should we go there?
03:22:49
Should I get my car and go get it?
03:22:50
How long ago was that video?
03:22:52
Oh, I'm sure it's been fought for.
03:22:54
The several bullets were exchanged at some point.
03:22:58
I think so.
03:22:59
And then all for, like, maybe, $150.
03:23:02
Skateboard.
03:23:03
It's right at Fargo Avenue and Southfield Road.
03:23:06
Go get it, boys.
03:23:08
Hey, look, there's even a far as a public lighting department
03:23:12
man cover there
03:23:15
marks the spot
03:23:17
behind here.
03:23:18
Wait, is that the actual.
03:23:20
Is that the actual fuck right there?
03:23:23
He gave an actual. He gave a whole fuck.
03:23:27
All right.
03:23:28
Impressive.
03:23:31
Most impressive.
03:23:35
We did.
03:23:36
Pennsylvania doctor stabbed.
03:23:37
We did that.
03:23:38
We did that was another.
03:23:41
Oh, that was so that was CTE.
03:23:43
I get it.
03:23:43
There's a connection here.
03:23:48
Between wrestling and football, somehow.
03:23:58
There's my video
03:23:59
here in Oregon USC as Dante Moore gets knocked out cold.
03:24:04
A terrifying situation here in Oregon USC
03:24:08
as Dante Moore gets a terrifying situation.
03:24:13
Patient here in the Oregon
03:24:15
USC as Dante Moore gets knocked out cold.
03:24:18
He immediately goes into a kind of clenching position and is just laid out
03:24:22
on the ground, motionless after a dirty hit.
03:24:25
This would called targeting on Desmond Stephens number eight on USC.
03:24:30
You could see he was going into a feet first line motion.
03:24:32
So he was giving himself up.
03:24:34
Then number eight just comes flying in.
03:24:36
He finishes the hit and then he's even slipping everyone
03:24:39
with this the line avoid the hound and Dan Lanning.
03:24:43
You're not going to be absolutely furious.
03:24:44
So it was the Oregon players. It's a rivalry.
03:24:46
But they were freaking out
03:24:47
on this USC team after that, one arrow is pointing to Dan Lanning
03:24:51
because he was hot with the USC players in sideline
03:24:54
one to Dante Moore who was motionless on the ground.
03:24:57
And that means Dylan Raiola.
03:24:59
They might be one of the few teams in college football with QB depth.
03:25:02
I guess you could say that's
03:25:03
a silver lining, but no one's thinking about the football aspect right now.
03:25:06
I mean, Dante Moore, this is just a scary, scary situation.
03:25:10
They had to wait minutes, about ten minutes, with him
03:25:13
laying on the ground to get the card out.
03:25:15
He just think he scored a touchdown. That's what he wants.
03:25:17
You really got to hope Dante Moore is okay.
03:25:23
You. Don't
03:25:29
mean you don't need to.
03:25:32
I mean obviously don't take.
03:25:36
You're going to take.
03:25:41
Your eye.
03:25:46
You can convince him to make the rain.
03:25:49
I cannot believe you told me last. You
03:25:54
when talking about Jason.
03:25:56
There's nothing I don't realize.
03:25:57
I just played that clip from before.
03:25:59
You give me that much higher and.
03:26:05
Then you play the.
03:26:06
You game.
03:26:10
And I.
03:26:12
What are you waiting for?
03:26:13
If you don't know what? No.
03:26:19
Joy. Play what
03:26:22
I play.
03:26:22
The clip Robert Walker's played, and
03:26:28
I was waiting for you to come back and finish rushing.
03:26:34
Me? I mean, we are going to pause
03:26:39
and I really should stretch out the music break over Rumble.
03:26:42
I should be playing Bob. Yes, I
03:26:45
you know, people just leave me, you know, just.
03:26:50
Well, I have had this cup.
03:26:51
He's not happy.
03:26:52
This is the big money where you decide.
03:26:55
You know, I'm saying this over the people.
03:26:57
I don't.
03:27:02
I mean, I don't care.
03:27:07
Don't you don't go.
03:27:12
They go. I.
03:27:28
Go out of here.
03:27:30
I. Go!
03:27:37
Oh, God. No!
03:27:40
Okay.
03:27:41
That's sounded amazing.
03:27:43
Yeah.
03:27:43
It's a fun bounce because he hits the ropes.
03:27:46
I think I heard his back crack.
03:27:50
Sound like somebody broke, like, four pieces of celery.
03:27:53
Oh, fuck you. Facebook.
03:27:55
I can't rewind.
03:27:58
Yes, I can just come.
03:28:03
Get the fuck out of here.
03:28:08
So does the guy up in the air.
03:28:10
He's.
03:28:11
He's participating.
03:28:13
He's not just pissed at him and grabbed him out of the seat or anything, right?
03:28:17
Like, I mean, if anyone was actually participating,
03:28:20
they would wiggle free in or
03:28:24
they weren't participating.
03:28:25
They would wiggle right?
03:28:28
Oh, no.
03:28:31
Oh, was that the chair,
03:28:34
the table or his back, which is crunched
03:28:37
all of the above.
03:28:38
I was oh, God, you're.
03:28:52
Oh, starting the famous holy shit chant I know.
03:28:57
Yeah. Part of the audience is like, holy shit.
03:28:59
Because they're like, oh my God.
03:29:00
And like, most of the people are like, oh, he's like, he's hurt.
03:29:06
Them writing marks are like, you know, the people
03:29:08
that are actually real people are like, oh my God, I hope he's okay.
03:29:11
Yeah. He's not.
03:29:13
Oh, he's not done.
03:29:16
He's probably the one.
03:29:21
Yeah.
03:29:22
I don't.
03:29:28
This guy doesn't look at all.
03:29:32
You want a piece of me that will beat your ass?
03:29:34
Problem?
03:29:35
Me and you, Manu Emmanuel.
03:29:39
Any time, any more of a pro wrestler.
03:29:42
Back.
03:29:43
Real name Benjamin Satterlee.
03:29:45
Dead at 45.
03:29:49
It was the steroids.
03:29:53
He maybe.
03:29:56
You know that I.
03:29:58
I'm the god damn best and you know the death.
03:30:02
Oh, why is it got to be the goddamn best?
03:30:05
My conviction.
03:30:08
And that haunts you all.
03:30:10
Elite Wrestling Hacks platform since 2019, confirming the news on Instagram,
03:30:15
celebrating his innovative high flying moves and incredible in-ring ability,
03:30:19
the announcement coming just a day after he wrestled his lap in ring ability.
03:30:25
Why doesn't Carey use like an adverb?
03:30:27
AJ adjectives like that
03:30:30
as the match
03:30:32
invertibility.
03:30:33
I'm not even sure what outside Chicago.
03:30:37
Oh my god.
03:30:38
All right,
03:30:40
massive hurricanrana from the challenger, but I'm drowning
03:30:43
his momentum carrying him through.
03:30:45
Park doesn't realize it, and I'm joined by Dia de Los Muertos.
03:30:50
The British wait is underway.
03:30:54
Hundreds of thousands of dollars.
03:30:55
He's on television.
03:30:57
A lot of people just love this dude who's in
03:31:00
who are in a wrestling.
03:31:05
He was found in his car, unresponsive.
03:31:10
Oh, I thought it.
03:31:12
I thought his fucking underwear.
03:31:13
I said it just by himself.
03:31:16
That'd be great.
03:31:17
Scientist. Foul play.
03:31:20
Could be drug overdose.
03:31:21
Could be hard.
03:31:23
I mean, look at the guy ordeal.
03:31:24
Erotic asphyxiation.
03:31:28
I don't know,
03:31:29
it's weird
03:31:32
because he's a year younger than me, and it's just kind of weird.
03:31:34
I don't know, Dave Mirra was I was we were do Dave.
03:31:36
I was one that they said that he killed himself,
03:31:39
but he was just in in his driveway.
03:31:43
He was like was sitting in the driveway.
03:31:45
They found him. It was I think his was a gunshot wound, but
03:31:49
it was just weird.
03:31:50
Dave.
03:31:50
Dave, mayor of Fame, most famous BMX skater.
03:31:56
Was like, if you're going to do it, why?
03:31:57
Like, why do it then and there?
03:31:58
And like at that time.
03:31:59
And it's just I don't know,
03:32:01
I think like, because you don't want to do it inside the house
03:32:04
because then your wife or they said
03:32:06
it was like it was outside of a restaurant or some shit, like he had gotten you.
03:32:09
I don't know,
03:32:11
it could be like a situation where he had a concussion and then, like,
03:32:15
you know, I I've been plenty of times where I went out.
03:32:18
I drank a little too much,
03:32:20
sat in the parking lot, took a little nap, woke up, drove, drove on.
03:32:25
What if
03:32:26
you have a concussion and you fall asleep sometimes, like you could not wake up?
03:32:30
Like, I don't know, it could be a weird situation like that.
03:32:33
How you know? Yeah. Heart attack.
03:32:35
Yeah. How? You know stroke.
03:32:38
Does the British athlete started wrestling professionally
03:32:42
in 2004, performing under the stage name it Neville while with the WWE.
03:32:47
Oh, Neville.
03:32:48
Plus the Neville Dispatch, Darren
03:32:51
I was going to say Alexander may have lost so serious as a CTE
03:32:55
and then he killed himself and it's just CTE
03:32:57
because Crispin was killed, all his family,
03:33:01
supposedly due to CTE.
03:33:03
You should leave one alive to tell the tale.
03:33:09
No, but
03:33:10
he proved that he can hang with the upper echelon of the cruiserweight division.
03:33:13
Let me do it.
03:33:14
No cause of death is yet public.
03:33:17
He is survived by his wife of more than it.
03:33:19
That's him. He looks so different in a suit.
03:33:22
Yeah.
03:33:23
He's like he's. He's
03:33:25
he's a good character.
03:33:26
He knows how to, like, do the character bullshit. Right?
03:33:29
He looks like an accountant.
03:33:30
No decade.
03:33:31
Natalie.
03:33:31
He was.
03:33:32
My name is nice, but he.
03:33:33
But you can call me 205.
03:33:35
Wonder how he bulked up.
03:33:38
Yeah, and he's got a weird, when the one he was, like, super crooked.
03:33:41
And then the other year.
03:33:42
But they both stick out like a retarded
03:33:45
hive.
03:33:45
It's like a retarded 2 or 5.
03:33:48
Life will be mine and will continue to be my.
03:33:51
He said cunt.
03:33:54
His little fake accent made him say cunt
03:33:56
will continue to be mine until I decide
03:33:59
I'm done with it.
03:34:03
Well guess what?
03:34:04
He decided he's done with it, right?
03:34:09
If you do have help, mental illness or thoughts of suicide,
03:34:14
there was a number that used to be able to call.
03:34:16
If you do have help, seek out to mental suicide.
03:34:18
Wait, wait. Trump canceled. I'm sorry if you have mental.
03:34:21
You called out for help.
03:34:22
Well, is that it?
03:34:23
Sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:34:26
You can't call the gambling helpline and say, what's the spread on?
03:34:29
That's not the kind of help they mean.
03:34:31
That's not the kind of help I meant either.
03:34:33
I mean, they're if they can help you win,
03:34:36
they'll be make that money back because I've, I've
03:34:38
really, really got to get back into the green.
03:34:42
Yeah.
03:34:42
There do I mean we're definitely due for a big hit.
03:34:45
My loved one had.
03:34:46
Yeah I'm definitely do for one. Yeah.
03:34:47
Hopefully it's totally worth it
03:34:51
I can't wait.
03:34:52
There's another one.
03:34:52
Is that, he and his mom don't see eye to eye on his love life,
03:34:56
and he claims that his job is cost and.
03:34:59
Wait. This is this is labeled wrong.
03:35:01
I'm sorry. This was labeled
03:35:03
former WWE.
03:35:05
And we.
03:35:07
Give me the thing, baby.
03:35:10
This is a Gary video.
03:35:11
I can tell already several really.
03:35:14
It's the 26 gift sales booklet branding.
03:35:17
Why does it say gift sales?
03:35:19
Or is the clip he works in gift sales status?
03:35:23
Never been married.
03:35:24
His name is Robert Fagot or Bob Fags
03:35:27
is Robert Robert fagot
03:35:30
family is that, he and his mom don't see eye to eye on his love life,
03:35:34
and he claims that his job is cost for all relationships is welcome.
03:35:38
Maybe because she's a fagot too, but,
03:35:43
What?
03:35:43
I mean, she is.
03:35:44
That's their last name, Mrs.
03:35:46
Fagot. Mr. fagot.
03:35:48
And that's why it's that's why it's just him.
03:35:51
That's. That's why he's never married.
03:35:52
Yeah, he's around a bunch of fagots. They're all fine.
03:35:54
That's also why it's just him and his mom.
03:35:55
Because his dad is also a fagot. Yes.
03:35:59
I wonder if he's Bob fagot.
03:36:00
Bob senior fagot. Bob fagot, Bob fagot.
03:36:04
A long time ago.
03:36:05
Yes, he too was a fagot.
03:36:08
Literally and physically.
03:36:10
That is true.
03:36:12
I know it's true.
03:36:14
Do you support Sheetz gas stations?
03:36:17
Circle and go fuck itself?
03:36:19
So yes, I am pro Sheetz, so I wanted.
03:36:22
I know how you feel. I wanted this one.
03:36:24
I wanted Gary to see this video. Also.
03:36:26
And I'm disappointed that he's not here.
03:36:29
Gary, I'm usually disappointed he's not here
03:36:32
unless I'm, you know, doing the hand.
03:36:35
But look, this is. I'm sorry.
03:36:36
Let's check the scoreboard.
03:36:38
Nope. It's atheist.
03:36:40
Atheist one half billion believers.
03:36:43
Just over 6 billion.
03:36:45
But look, we lost a church from
03:36:49
1861.
03:36:50
Catholics are grieving a Sacred Heart
03:36:52
Catholic Church in Roseville, Michigan, which dates back to 1861.
03:36:55
Molly scrubs.
03:36:57
It is is being demolished to make way for a Sheetz
03:37:00
gas station.
03:37:04
Oh, no.
03:37:05
Oh, there we progress.
03:37:07
This is what I'm talking about.
03:37:07
People are afraid of progression.
03:37:13
I'm not sure if we're progressing to tear down a church.
03:37:16
Put up a Sheetz.
03:37:17
One serves a purpose.
03:37:19
Are we actively using the church?
03:37:21
Is the church is there like probably mice and.
03:37:23
All right, so I really hope that they're not serving the public better.
03:37:26
If there be a gas station convenience store
03:37:28
that people could get like tangible needs and goods and services.
03:37:32
You think so?
03:37:33
The I'm not against the church.
03:37:35
I'm just against a church.
03:37:40
So you're saying there's plenty of churches, not enough gas stations?
03:37:43
I'm just saying that, yeah.
03:37:44
We don't need, like, I guess
03:37:46
it's just the idea of, like, if you want to be religious, that's great.
03:37:50
You don't need, like,
03:37:50
a place with Jesus talk like Jesus said, hey, come over by this fucking tree.
03:37:55
You see that big building over there that everyone's, like, paying money
03:37:58
to go worship you don't need that shit.
03:38:00
Come over by this tree. We can all just huddle on this. No.
03:38:02
No one needs to give anybody money for any fucking reason.
03:38:04
Because God should be free.
03:38:06
That's what Jesus did.
03:38:09
And then for the environment, health became a thing of like, oh, give us money.
03:38:12
Like, oh, give us money because Jesus, it's like, no, I thought the whole point of
03:38:18
what do you want?
03:38:19
It was just golf. Disc golf is your church.
03:38:21
I'm out of the disc golf.
03:38:23
People that like you just. You just do good.
03:38:25
And you, you.
03:38:27
I don't know whether whether you think, like, in your head is conscience
03:38:31
or God or whatever the fuck that was a throwback to Gary way back when.
03:38:34
That's how I think.
03:38:35
That's how he started his division with church,
03:38:37
because he wanted to celebrate on the golf course on Sunday,
03:38:41
and that's fine.
03:38:42
We used to always just joke about that,
03:38:44
and it's like you're at one with nature, you know, it's it is very godly.
03:38:48
It is very peaceful to just,
03:38:51
you know, see the birds and the trees and the grass
03:38:55
and the squirrels and the yeah, whatever the fuck wrong.
03:38:59
See? Seen six of light and throwing something
03:39:02
and just watching the physics of it whip through the air and turn and,
03:39:06
ebb and flow and just
03:39:08
smell the pine tree.
03:39:10
Mixed perfume of 200 people.
03:39:11
Cold, dark, high with your brows and just drinking it
03:39:15
drunk as fuck.
03:39:18
But are you also, you know, that's church, bro.
03:39:21
That's church.
03:39:22
That's what church should be about.
03:39:24
Okay? Peaceful.
03:39:26
You should tranquil.
03:39:28
So we just.
03:39:28
I think we're writing our doctrines.
03:39:30
We're about to become a church.
03:39:32
It's the church of.
03:39:35
Yeah, there's 10,000 churches.
03:39:37
And I was like, oh, that's counting like the flag ranch churches.
03:39:39
All you got to do is register online in your church as opposed to
03:39:43
the actual sanctioned ones, or 200 or the accepted ones, which are like four.
03:39:48
Or of course, there is the village of Apple.
03:39:51
Apple is a is a big religion.
03:39:53
Did you upgrade your your macOS yet?
03:39:57
No, because I'm always afraid to because there's a lot of music plugins
03:40:00
I get bastardized if I update sometimes early.
03:40:05
Oh, what's with all their eggs and errors?
03:40:09
Guys were meant to install the new Mac OS through
03:40:12
Apple update, not through Windows Update.
03:40:16
He's implying
03:40:17
that windows is inferior to Mac, and this has never happened on Mac before.
03:40:22
Now with you, you can't windows can't update
03:40:25
to let's let's cute because,
03:40:29
windows can't run a mac, but Mac can run windows.
03:40:32
So now they can run each other.
03:40:34
No they can't windows can't run a mac OS.
03:40:36
Sure they can.
03:40:37
I haven't run it on my nope. No.
03:40:41
I feel like I'm having a conversation with my wife.
03:40:43
Just discounted.
03:40:44
Or maybe an old, old generation
03:40:47
that somehow later on it was the no, no no, I can run Sequoia.
03:40:53
No, I can I think they
03:40:55
call it Mac OS 15.
03:40:59
No sequoias 25.
03:41:01
They just changed it to a year.
03:41:02
Now it's like Vista.
03:41:04
Oh, hi.
03:41:04
They know this one is, golden.
03:41:06
This one is Golden Gate.
03:41:08
The newest one is 26 or Golden Gate.
03:41:10
I'm Sam Tucker from the company that charges high prices
03:41:15
for the products that we give great and attention to.
03:41:19
And that's why those old Mac OS is free.
03:41:22
As you may have,
03:41:23
there are many who's afraid of me looking at Mac always.
03:41:26
Golden gate is one of.
03:41:28
Yeah, just do not update in a while bug.
03:41:31
With system tray menus instantly disappearing,
03:41:35
the right click menu on doc items not appearing at all.
03:41:38
And there's been quite a few errors with Mission Control
03:41:42
now that the captain's left.
03:41:44
Yes, such as windows jumping out of the way of the mouse
03:41:49
when you're trying to click one, your desktop previews
03:41:52
appearing empty while you don't update immediately, dipshit.
03:41:55
If you did this smart, you do a video slider.
03:41:58
You should know
03:42:00
the OS but forgot to include it.
03:42:02
Let me criticize all the things that always go wrong
03:42:05
when the first release of things, because they haven't fully fucking vetted me.
03:42:09
I'm going to show you this video is.
03:42:11
This is one of the first major OS updates that have been
03:42:15
AI inspired and controlled.
03:42:18
I did most of this.
03:42:19
Yeah.
03:42:20
So what's what's so you could only I updated I updated my iPhone
03:42:24
and I know that they've been touting I, I was been waiting for them to update Siri
03:42:29
for years and years and years and they're like,
03:42:30
oh, we're going to Google I yeah, I and I go to use
03:42:34
Siri now and it's, it's the same exact fucking Siri.
03:42:38
Well it no it, it doesn't know.
03:42:40
It pushes you to it pushes you.
03:42:41
The internet doesn't know what the fuck you're talking about.
03:42:42
You know, just just gotta go and like Google the
03:42:45
your question versus telling you, oh here's a link.
03:42:49
And it's like, well that link isn't the greatest.
03:42:51
I'll just do it myself then how about that
03:42:55
to reduce the amount of liquid us it has.
03:42:58
Which is strange because Golden Gate was meant to be like a snow leopard type
03:43:03
release that didn't add many shiny new features, but just optimized things.
03:43:09
Nothing was off limits, no enhancement to small.
03:43:12
Yeah, we said there was no issue.
03:43:14
OS 27, so I guess we just left because the big problems in the Golden Gate,
03:43:20
I guess the Golden Gate was only 20, doesn't even get anywhere.
03:43:24
I'm getting a little rust. Well, but inside
03:43:28
of that,
03:43:28
I mean, update page more version number me
03:43:31
I own smoothies experience Sequoia installing Sequoia.
03:43:36
I didn't even know I still that's the one I run right now on my windows computer.
03:43:40
Do you want me to boot it? I won't give me an option to do so.
03:43:42
I doubt that you're running that with us.
03:43:44
Okay,
03:43:45
I got to get it. This is crazy.
03:43:47
This is just crazy. It's crazy.
03:43:50
Golden gate is so fun.
03:43:53
You'll be insane.
03:43:53
It's weird because I was just fucking with it yesterday.
03:43:55
I just updated them all.
03:43:57
I got them all in there from snow Leopard all the way up.
03:44:01
Yeah, and then?
03:44:01
Then it crashes and you got to reboot your entire windows PC because it's a PS2.
03:44:05
No, I don't know. My windows PC stays.
03:44:08
There is no Mac OS version between Mac OS, Sequoia and Tahoe.
03:44:12
I didn't ask you that.
03:44:13
You fucking don't.
03:44:14
Tolling it over and over. Not a good time.
03:44:17
I not a good time.
03:44:19
Like the aptly named user horror show, he's
03:44:23
getting the update complete screen showing up.
03:44:26
My favorite one is when they make a game.
03:44:28
I have a wife over there and all iCloud every time.
03:44:32
Worst of all, all the words are scrambled around in an error code.
03:44:36
No, there's no major series between.
03:44:38
Even the lid is a
03:44:40
go now.
03:44:42
At least there's always the good new feature of Golden Gate.
03:44:45
Fuck off is it's the Sequoia than before Tahoe.
03:44:48
Well, I'm going to ask it when Sequoia was then, because you know what? Go.
03:44:52
Just go.
03:44:53
Mac OS versions
03:44:57
and then expand it.
03:44:58
We got.
03:45:00
Yeah. No worries.
03:45:00
Yeah, I was going to crash 800 times.
03:45:03
You have to reboot the whole PC multiple times, reload, restore.
03:45:06
And so maybe with windows 98, but not with Windows 11.
03:45:09
I'm not about to say that windows is a better product in September 2024.
03:45:14
So let's say that at all the old news.
03:45:17
But the computers I build are better than a mac Serie A,
03:45:20
and I'm a little pissed the Mac because with Mac 20, Mac OS 27,
03:45:23
they may be like you may have it, they may be faster than a mac.
03:45:26
They're not going to be better than a mac.
03:45:27
I, I don't understand faster is better with computers. No.
03:45:31
If they're windows based, they're shit. Sorry. So
03:45:35
I've never had.
03:45:36
Well, I can't argue with that.
03:45:37
Reinstall all windows is software I was talking hardware
03:45:42
Mac has made went back to their proprietary hardware again
03:45:45
for their first time in I think like ten years, 27, 20, 27.
03:45:49
They're making their own processors again.
03:45:51
So okay, I get your point.
03:45:54
I mean, I have a point such as a new mini game
03:45:58
you have to complete before accessing theory.
03:46:00
Oh, that looks like fun.
03:46:01
Oh, when you tried talking to Siri, she'll sometimes grow two balls.
03:46:06
Oh, I remember when I said balls.
03:46:09
Speaking of which, Apple must have some big orders themselves
03:46:14
to go ahead and release such a half baked OS,
03:46:18
especially when many of these issues were flagged before the open.
03:46:21
Oh, they are released by Baidu users, but as we all
03:46:25
know, Apple only listens to actual users.
03:46:29
So until Apple gets around to fixing it, yeah, best fix for now
03:46:33
is simply to switch to an Intel Mac.
03:46:36
It's like I can't get this new OS well, so they're good for something.
03:46:41
All new Mac OS, an Intel.
03:46:44
Well, that's that's windows to look at, but not most
03:46:47
people don't even know it's using the chips, not the OS.
03:46:50
So they've been on the same hardware for the last ten years
03:46:54
to touch.
03:46:55
So it's a good day.
03:46:57
Maybe you should call, but the price difference and it's shown to be superior.
03:47:01
So you can't like argue.
03:47:03
I'm not I did not argue.
03:47:05
It's some kind of shock because they didn't test industries agreed.
03:47:09
Usually they test it to almost perfection. Right.
03:47:11
It's pretty solid when you install it usually, even if you wait a generation.
03:47:15
Steve Jobs.
03:47:17
But this is not normal. That's what.
03:47:19
That's exactly my point.
03:47:20
This latest release is the worst they've ever done.
03:47:22
No progress.
03:47:25
In fact, regression.
03:47:27
They fooled me. Jerry.
03:47:29
Oh, you're going to love this one.
03:47:32
Back away.
03:47:34
Oh, yeah.
03:47:34
Yeah, yeah.
03:47:37
Wow. That was like, almost like.
03:47:38
Gary, I gotta find a button.
03:47:39
Only watch half of this motherfucker. But, yeah, this is ridiculous.
03:47:45
No. Yes, yes, I love Charlie.
03:47:48
He's good.
03:47:48
No. Well, I mean, sure,
03:47:52
that's the setup.
03:47:53
Okay, roll him on the fucker.
03:47:54
Yeah, it sets itself up.
03:47:56
That's what Charlie does.
03:47:58
Charlie. Just. Charlie. Charlie?
03:48:01
Charlie.
03:48:01
The Pulitzer Prize winning journalist.
03:48:04
I'm irritated that I can't hear him.
03:48:06
I haven't pushed play yet.
03:48:08
You did several times in here. Got anything?
03:48:10
I'm concerned that his forehead is too bright, so he needs, like,
03:48:17
I literally see a whole different Muppet head on his forehead with his glasses in.
03:48:21
It's.
03:48:21
I'm losing my connection to what he's saying.
03:48:24
Lab commercials are running now.
03:48:27
The lab duo's commercials are running now,
03:48:30
and his lawn signs are everywhere.
03:48:33
But the thing, like his resume.
03:48:37
Paper thin.
03:48:38
I like these planes. Don't waste money.
03:48:40
I became a doctor and help people.
03:48:41
Not a real doctor. He's a paper doctor.
03:48:44
He doesn't have a license where he fixes paper
03:48:49
or he's just a, academic doctor.
03:48:52
Doctorate. PhD.
03:48:54
That means he went to school a lot.
03:48:56
Never had a patient.
03:48:58
He can't even give away aspirin off an ambulance.
03:49:02
Yeah, but, Charlie, you're going to hate that. I'm stopping it.
03:49:04
But we have to transform it a little bit so we don't just rip it off.
03:49:06
And there is a fire truck.
03:49:10
There are academic doctors besides medical doctors.
03:49:13
Probably more of those than medical doctors,
03:49:15
because the Indians take all the medical doctors.
03:49:17
And that's not what he's touting. The it's he's.
03:49:20
Yeah, he's making fun of them because he's not a medical dad.
03:49:22
He has doctor in his name, but he's talking myself as.
03:49:25
Yeah he does.
03:49:26
I never heard of tout.
03:49:28
That sounds like something a stripper does.
03:49:31
Well, what do you do?
03:49:32
I have a life.
03:49:33
I never had a patient.
03:49:35
He can't even give away aspirin off an ambulance, be rebuilt.
03:49:40
The health department after the politicians for it down.
03:49:42
As far as I can tell, he's only had two real jobs in his life.
03:49:46
First, he stopped hearing Mandela Effect
03:49:50
when I was younger.
03:49:51
I swear that face was not detailed.
03:49:53
It was just like, not a bulb, not like the new robots are.
03:49:57
But I don't remember the hair and all that shit.
03:50:00
Sorry.
03:50:01
I'm just doing my best to interrupt this video.
03:50:03
And the second thing is,
03:50:06
the disclaimer says something that changed
03:50:08
since you made it.
03:50:11
Do you still have the original clip from.
03:50:15
I didn't Make Anything.
03:50:18
Yeah.
03:50:18
You made, I forgot what the.
03:50:21
I was called at the time with Lincoln and Shit City.
03:50:24
Detroit had a quick cup of coffee as the city
03:50:27
because that's what I thought happened.
03:50:28
I thought, wow, one of the words changed when I said, something.
03:50:31
You changed it to the similar word, but I looked it.
03:50:34
No, I had the similar word
03:50:35
that you had written, but that's not the way I remember it.
03:50:37
It changed since stern smashed something. No idea.
03:50:40
We were talking about,
03:50:41
you know, making, the Mandela of what you're referencing or what you're
03:50:44
the spirit of the Detroit face, do you?
03:50:46
Does he do you been there? Right.
03:50:47
You've seen this, do you haven't?
03:50:49
Yeah. I've never once ever seen that in real life.
03:50:51
Never living in metro Detroit ever once.
03:50:54
So I assume you're being sarcastic. So do you remember?
03:50:56
This is the way the face looked
03:50:58
and the hair.
03:50:59
It's hard to tell based on the fucking video.
03:51:03
It helped direct.
03:51:04
Well, you been there a thousand times. Yeah.
03:51:06
I don't remember it being that green in the ball being that goal.
03:51:08
But there was he painted it at some point. Yeah.
03:51:10
They could have cleaned it.
03:51:12
You know what? You're right.
03:51:13
The cleaning it maybe makes the face look more defined.
03:51:16
I don't know,
03:51:16
because it's the hair is like a swoop, like the weird, like side part swoop.
03:51:20
Is that whether your problem is just all the detail?
03:51:23
I don't remember the detail.
03:51:24
I don't remember seeing any details on his face when I was a kid.
03:51:27
So unless they sculpted it well, you can probably find all the images.
03:51:32
Well, I didn't get there yet.
03:51:33
I just want to know what other people think before I ruin it.
03:51:37
Ruined it
03:51:38
while they laid money through his department.
03:51:41
Was fun to listen to the pet program of mayor Mike Duggan's mistress.
03:51:46
One design.
03:51:47
When he says pet program, he doesn't mean a program about pets.
03:51:49
He means a very close in the pocket program to this particular person
03:51:53
to reduce infant mortality.
03:51:55
This is a terrible situation,
03:51:58
and after just 16 months on the job
03:52:02
at Dual God Gone, the Dog and Mistress scandal exploded
03:52:07
after he tried to destroy the evidence and infant mortality.
03:52:11
It went through the roof.
03:52:13
I have to choose between protecting
03:52:17
the interests of the city or protecting my family.
03:52:19
That's the, dual wag baby.
03:52:21
Couple of years later, he gets the top medical gig with Wayne
03:52:24
County, got thousands of black kids, including, yeah, glasses with Biden box.
03:52:30
That's not a fix.
03:52:32
Not been really got fixed in Abdullah's two years here in Wayne County.
03:52:36
What does that mean? Biden bucks.
03:52:38
Biden gave a bunch of money for whatever.
03:52:41
Whatever.
03:52:42
Yeah, but the federal government has a shitload of money, and they beg for it.
03:52:45
Yeah, they took advantage of it, and they didn't really provide, they just
03:52:48
kind of took the money and didn't provide too much, is what it was saying.
03:52:51
You know, in fact, the influx of money in did nothing with it.
03:52:55
They tried to do shit with it, but it failed.
03:52:58
Couldn't get Ray-Bans like that.
03:53:00
No, it's expectancy in Detroit.
03:53:03
Wayne County's biggest city, is plummeting.
03:53:06
Medicare for all would be the de facto insurer for every Medicare
03:53:09
like Canada.
03:53:13
It's so bad over there.
03:53:14
They come here for a doctor.
03:53:16
Medicare for all.
03:53:17
Come on, man, time to stop talking and start working. You.
03:53:25
But, he doesn't work.
03:53:27
It looks like he's campaigning like crazy right now.
03:53:30
He just puts out a bunch of dumb social media videos that just repeat it.
03:53:34
There's really no substance.
03:53:35
And did you see the New York mayor come out and fill a pothole?
03:53:39
Like, look, we're doing it.
03:53:41
Yeah, they filled one pothole.
03:53:43
There's a bunch around. They just left.
03:53:44
I went to New York twice in the last fucking month.
03:53:47
And it was. It was a shithole.
03:53:49
Yeah, it was.
03:53:51
It was bad.
03:53:51
But it's a shithole.
03:53:55
Yeah, this is weird level I like.
03:53:56
I didn't realize how bad some of the.
03:53:58
But I only went to, like, Jersey city,
03:54:02
Newark, and then like, downtown New York.
03:54:06
And then once I kind of went to some of the other
03:54:09
northern and then Long Beach area,
03:54:12
and then not like north of that,
03:54:16
I had a couple jobs in the same area, and it was just
03:54:20
it I take it back.
03:54:22
There's like levels. It's weird.
03:54:23
There's like levels,
03:54:24
like you're on a freeway down here, but then there's like a road up here
03:54:28
that's like got some city shit, and then there's like another level on top.
03:54:33
And it's just weird because I remember, Futurama,
03:54:37
The Simpsons and then Futurama came out I Love you drama.
03:54:40
And they always had Futurama like New New York.
03:54:42
And then they had Old New York, which was underneath New York,
03:54:45
New New York, which New York was so shitty like that.
03:54:48
They just built another city on top of it.
03:54:49
And that's kind of how like New York feels like.
03:54:52
You go there and walk away.
03:54:53
You never have to go down the sublevel when you're driving,
03:54:56
and there's a bunch of homeless down there,
03:54:58
and then you look up to this higher tier level and you're like, oh,
03:55:01
there's homeless up there too.
03:55:02
But they're like the
03:55:03
the ruins you noticed versus in the shade in, you know, in the dungeon area.
03:55:08
And then there's more overpasses on top of that, that there's more city
03:55:12
that connects to that.
03:55:12
And you're like, okay, that must be where like the, you know,
03:55:16
they have walkways that go between the building
03:55:18
so they don't even have to go down the street level ever.
03:55:20
It's weird where, you know, where the rats didn't realize.
03:55:23
And it just it was annoying because I, you know,
03:55:27
metro Detroit, there's there's city everywhere.
03:55:29
But that was like a different level of city everywhere.
03:55:31
It was like, oh, no, I thought I was out of the city.
03:55:34
And it's like, no more obnoxious.
03:55:37
There's just too much shit piled on shit.
03:55:39
It's like they just,
03:55:42
I don't know, there's other places that they could have made buildings,
03:55:44
but they decided to just pile the shit on top of more shit.
03:55:47
Yeah.
03:55:48
You know, it's like, oh, we could have spread out,
03:55:49
but we're just gonna, we're just going to jam it in
03:55:53
because there's lulls.
03:55:54
There's lulls in the trip where you're like, okay, I must be in the country.
03:55:58
And then it's like, nope, nope, I'm still in the just fucking hits you.
03:56:01
And you're like, oh no, I'm in.
03:56:02
Just in much of a thicket of a city.
03:56:04
And those just happen over and over again.
03:56:06
I went from like, Mendoza,
03:56:11
which is, around the Long Beach area.
03:56:14
And then I went up to White Plains,
03:56:16
and then I came back and it's just, I don't know, I just
03:56:19
I drove all the way out there, but, it was just a weird, Long Island.
03:56:24
Looks just like here
03:56:26
there's malls and it's, you know, spread out, and you get to Manhattan.
03:56:29
Sure, but it's New York, so it's just like, it's just a bunch of shit.
03:56:33
I was there right
03:56:34
after Giuliani cleaned up all the strip clubs, and it was amazing.
03:56:38
But it was before it got all overtaken, like Times Square.
03:56:41
Looks like Disneyland now.
03:56:43
I don't know,
03:56:45
I've only been to the 9/11 site and then what
03:56:47
I just described to you.
03:56:49
But last time I was in New York, I actually went up in the World
03:56:52
Trade Center.
03:56:54
That's how long ago it was.
03:56:58
Are you Mandela effect on me or.
03:57:03
No. Fresh.
03:57:04
Delicious. Tasty.
03:57:06
Meaty, turkey filled, cold cut.
03:57:14
These are the viral Japanese sandwiches.
03:57:17
Let's see if they're worth the price.
03:57:19
Ain't nobody got time to fly to Japan. So we are Miami.
03:57:21
We have Sando. How much of that?
03:57:23
Damn. For some sandwiches. I'll take it.
03:57:26
Oh, they are great. You.
03:57:29
That's a Japanese.
03:57:29
No bread.
03:57:34
Why is it milk?
03:57:34
Bread?
03:57:35
Oh, well, look at that mango bread in the Philippines,
03:57:40
I can't do that.
03:57:41
That.
03:57:47
That's
03:57:48
that's bizarre, man.
03:57:49
Oh, look at that audio to me.
03:57:52
If he broke his. Don't know.
03:57:53
Ube is a purple yam.
03:57:55
And it's got kind of like a sweet, nutty, almost vanilla taste.
03:57:57
And that mango with the cream combo.
03:58:02
Yeah.
03:58:02
We haven't heard anything from you, bro.
03:58:04
Come on, brother Roque.
03:58:05
What do you think?
03:58:06
Man two okay, the real Japanese stuff.
03:58:14
Right.
03:58:14
I would think that they would try and go and get another job, you know,
03:58:19
I'm thinking that.
03:58:20
Put that in a Louis bag.
03:58:23
I never thought of it that way, Brady.
03:58:24
But very true.
03:58:29
I love me some egg salad.
03:58:33
Right.
03:58:33
Brady.
03:58:35
Oh, the milk bread is, like, rich, but still soft and fluffy.
03:58:39
And this ain't no Hellmann's mayo.
03:58:40
This mayo is superior.
03:58:42
The eggs perfectly boiled.
03:58:43
The Japanese y'all really live on culture.
03:58:46
I've got the strawberries and cream.
03:58:49
All right.
03:58:49
This just looks like a cheap, just like the best I've ever had.
03:58:52
And the strawberries, we're going have quite.
03:58:55
And, freeze dried tomatoes on Wonder Bread.
03:58:59
Yeah, right. Exact.
03:59:00
But we're going to charge 1750 for it.
03:59:02
So fresh. Just kind of feel like a healthy snack.
03:59:05
And each sandwich is about 14, 15 bucks.
03:59:07
Yeah. I'm sorry, 14 or 15 bucks?
03:59:10
14 or 15.
03:59:12
He ends every one of his, videos the same way.
03:59:17
Well,
03:59:19
I'm going.
03:59:20
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did.
03:59:27
That's what I'm saying.
03:59:28
Yeah, exactly.
03:59:32
Oh, I got one more thing.
03:59:35
It's a good thing.
03:59:38
You has above.
03:59:40
So below.
03:59:42
I'm not going anywhere. As above.
03:59:43
So below.
03:59:49
Exactly.
03:59:52
Oh, my.
03:59:57
Oh! Fire away!
03:59:58
He's been coming through, man. So.
04:00:04
So, is truth important?
04:00:06
Some X-Files.
04:00:07
The truth is out there that you can't handle the truth.
04:00:10
A few good men.
04:00:10
And whether it's a set of observable facts or reality,
04:00:14
we will never know or understand.
04:00:16
Because the truth exists independently from our ability
04:00:19
to comprehend or accept it.
04:00:22
And change is nothing.
04:00:23
So I ask again, is the truth important?
04:00:27
Hi, I'm Gary and welcome to Rants Live.
04:00:30
John 832 and the truth shall set you free.
04:00:34
Some more quotes.
04:00:36
I would rather embrace a cold, hard, uncomfortable
04:00:39
truth than a nice, soft, warm, cozy lie.
04:00:42
That was me.
04:00:42
I would like to believe
04:00:43
as many true things and as few false things as possible.
04:00:46
Matt Delahunty.
04:00:48
A lot of people call up the gospel truth as the gold standard.
04:00:50
That's kind of funny because a lot of Scripture
04:00:52
is allegory, metaphor based in parables and that sort of thing.
04:00:56
It's our belief system in mythology based system of control,
04:01:01
and we'll get into that.
04:01:01
But just just to
04:01:02
I like to pick up a couple of examples I've never pointed out before.
04:01:06
Jonah and the whale or the big Fish.
04:01:08
See, they didn't classify back in those days.
04:01:10
They didn't classify whales as mammals
04:01:12
as they are and separate those from the fish.
04:01:14
Sharks have gills and are technically fish.
04:01:16
So the only fish big enough to swallow a man whole would be a shark.
04:01:20
But they have rows of perforated teeth that would.
04:01:22
Thank you for the follow.
04:01:23
Vocal God of the whales.
04:01:25
Do take it enough water and some.
04:01:26
Some don't have the rows of sharp teeth so you could get into the mouth of a whale.
04:01:31
Here's the problem with the mammals.
04:01:32
Their esophagus shrinks down to roughly four inches,
04:01:35
so you'd be squished to death before you got to the stomach acid,
04:01:37
which would disintegrate the human body in a matter of hours.
04:01:40
And then there's the problem of not having air for three days.
04:01:43
So Jonah is a myth.
04:01:45
The walls of Jericho is another fantastic example of this.
04:01:48
If you recall from your from your Sunday School
04:01:50
teachings, the walls of Jericho fell because they were playing music.
04:01:54
And here's the thing about that.
04:01:55
The oldest dated archeological site we have on planet Earth is Gobekli Tepe,
04:02:00
just behind that of the walls of Jericho, which are still over 20ft tall
04:02:04
and at the top of the wall.
04:02:05
Since they were made out of bricks, they have organic material in the bricks,
04:02:08
and that has been dated as the second oldest archeological site on planet Earth.
04:02:12
Only go back later.
04:02:14
So the walls of Jericho are still standing to this day
04:02:17
and have been for 10,000 years.
04:02:19
So we got the gospel truth.
04:02:20
So those are our fables and they have a moral, a point.
04:02:22
It's like essence fables.
04:02:24
They got a message and it's still a good thing.
04:02:26
The thing is, we figured out early on that people are easier to control
04:02:29
and they believe in a higher power.
04:02:31
And we stupid monkey people are gullible if they control the narrative
04:02:34
and they don't need to tell us the truth.
04:02:36
Humans have a long standing tradition of lying,
04:02:39
but even if you don't think strangers deserve the truth,
04:02:41
you should consider lying beneath you.
04:02:43
If not, what do you think of you?
04:02:44
That's.
04:02:45
That's my number one argument for telling the truth is
04:02:47
I think people deserve to know the truth, even if it's a painful fact.
04:02:50
And number two,
04:02:51
if you don't believe that
04:02:52
I always lie beneath standards for yourself
04:02:54
to hold up to
04:02:55
and say you should tell the truth just because it is morally beneath you to lie.
04:02:59
And even if you think you yourself are scumbag
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and you can just be a stupid liar.
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The third argument just laziness.
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It is so difficult to keep up with a web of lies,
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so it's just easier to tell the truth.
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Now this brings up an important semantic issue
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for the title of the show is truth, not the truth.
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Now there isn't a universal truth.
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So when we're saying the truth,
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we're talking about a specific set of circumstances
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in which A or B is true and the other is false.
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And that's like the truth.
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I used to watch Robert Lord's, cuz he had a great weekly podcast
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where he would interview people and explore the truth,
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and it was called Closer to Truth.
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And it wasn't called closer to the truth,
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because there's not one being the universal truth.
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So, so this semantic question, I acknowledge the difference,
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but for our purposes today, I will use truth and the truth interchangeably
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because it doesn't matter.
04:03:41
Today, in this conversation, the difference that that aside,
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there are some false dichotomies that we need to get into.
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A lot of very stupid people have told me the opposite of love is hate.
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And I've heard a lot of smart people say
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the opposite of love is indifference or apathy
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and say about both of those smart people and the stupid people
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that have said those things, they're both wrong.
04:03:57
Now, we covered opposites a long time ago on the show,
04:04:00
and what came out of it was a lot of things just don't have natural opposites.
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But okay,
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so the opposite of truth would be what lies?
04:04:07
Well, we did lies also a couple of years ago.
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So this is kind of like lies to some other false dichotomy.
04:04:15
Of course, Coke versus Pepsi.
04:04:17
Democrats versus Republicans just came up a couple shows ago.
04:04:21
DraftKings versus FanDuel was actually the MGM online casino.
04:04:27
There's a bunch of those there's things that you can waste your money on.
04:04:30
So I'll I'll get back to the false dichotomies.
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We covered them a lot.
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So do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
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The whole truth can be a loophole or a giant stumbling block,
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because a lot of omission is, you know, you leave out a key detail
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and someone doesn't seem as guilty as they probably should.
04:04:49
But is it even possible for someone to know the whole truth?
04:04:51
So it is a convenient loophole.
04:04:53
But lately I've been trying to get into the truth.
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And this leads me down a rabbit hole.
04:04:58
Rabbit hole I imagine I am that right now you're feeling a bit like Alice tumbling
04:05:04
down the rabbit hole, down the butt hole, down the rabbit butt hole.
04:05:08
And this involves territory of the mud flooding, the forgetting.
04:05:11
So we're going to we're going to talk a bit about that and a bit of that.
04:05:14
I got a new Mandela Effect for you today.
04:05:16
And we're going to try to discover the truth together. Roll the clip.
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What?
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I mean, I don't get it.
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What is.
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What is why,
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yes. What?
04:06:01
The monkey.
04:06:05
Yes, indeed.
04:06:10
Yes, indeed.
04:06:15
Yes, indeed. Yes.
04:06:21
We are.
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Best podcast ever.
04:06:30
Best podcast ever.
04:06:35
Podcast ever.
04:06:41
Podcast.
04:06:41
Ever. Did
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this podcast ever.
04:06:50
On this podcast.
04:06:51
Ever.
04:06:55
On the podcast.
04:06:56
Ever.
04:07:01
Again.
04:07:01
Yeah. Oh, damn.
04:07:05
What do we do on.
04:07:06
Yeah. Come on down.
04:07:10
What are you doing?
04:07:13
On time.
04:07:15
What are you on?
04:07:18
Oh, damn.
04:07:20
What? Are you good?
04:07:22
Yes, I'm on time.
04:07:25
What are you on?
04:07:26
Yes.
04:07:28
Oh, time.
04:07:32
Yes. Gary has no balls.
04:07:35
When do. Yes,
04:07:39
Gary has no balls.
04:07:40
When it do? Yes.
04:07:44
Gary has no balls.
04:07:46
Game. Yes.
04:07:49
Gary has no balls.
04:07:51
Do you?
04:07:54
Gary has no balls.
04:07:59
Gary has no perfect.
04:08:04
Gary has.
04:08:09
Gary.
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Perfect.
04:08:30
No. Genius.
04:08:39
Make.
04:08:39
Gary. Has.
04:08:48
Genius.
04:08:56
Yes. You.
04:08:59
Left.
04:09:01
Yes. You
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see? Slack?
04:09:06
Yes. You see?
04:09:14
Slack.
04:09:16
I hope your little fucking pocket.
04:09:19
Wow. I hope you in my pocket. You.
04:09:26
Hope.
04:09:26
Slam!
04:09:31
Oh, Slam!
04:09:36
Oh, Slam!
04:09:42
Slam my car.
04:11:22
What you do.
04:11:25
I know my shit.
04:11:26
Did you say I know my truth?
04:11:29
Pretty.
04:11:31
Did you say I know my truth?
04:11:34
Pretty.
04:11:36
You say.
04:11:36
Are you.
04:11:39
Pretty.
04:11:41
Say you.
04:11:46
Say. I.
04:12:18
From the first rough audio.
04:12:20
Jesus Stone of episode one, where Gary question
04:12:23
the official timeline of 2.3 million blocks and missing,
04:12:27
while Brady nodded along in the fledgling stream, all the way to the century
04:12:31
mark of reality with a montage of 99 thumbnails stacked like layered sediment,
04:12:36
and the Mount Rushmore of favorite rants solidified the life
04:12:39
studio audience ritual of disclaimers and Dave from rubber
04:12:43
call outs into the sesquicentennial Pyrrhic victory lap
04:12:46
that measured the cost of every hard fought Monday, 10 p.m.
04:12:49
eastern after draws eight disc golf on by origins and Gary's unprepared monologues
04:12:54
that, like Michael Wheel engineering of the continuous progress rolling
04:12:58
without derailing into the current 173 tradition
04:13:02
first nights totaling 659 hours of unfiltered rap
04:13:06
buttholes and sandwich segments, and Baby goat and Hussein trivia.
04:13:11
While you are still yanked
04:13:12
from first sleep for the lack of jammies, can keep the long time honored show alive
04:13:17
as a living archive of forgotten asylums and family dinners that refuse to fade.
04:13:21
The flash rants live and squeal forward episode after episode,
04:13:24
ending early speculation into sustain momentum,
04:13:27
a self-reinforcing tradition that built by itself
04:13:30
the way each new monologue stacks up on the last night
04:13:33
to the whole thing, stands as joyful as the stones it watch question
04:13:36
a steady accumulation of nights in my shoes stone long.
04:13:40
Instead, keep carving the next layer of the ongoing pyramid.
04:13:44
One live show at a time.