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Grace before me.
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Gracious God, we have sinned against thee and are unworthy of mercy.
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Pardon our sins and bless these mercies
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for our use and help us to eat and drink to thy glory, for Christ's sake.
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Amen.
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Oh. We're on. So,
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I have a question.
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Brady, pronounced anthropomorphic
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again.
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That question is
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completely pronounced.
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Anthropomorphic.
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Very.
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What?
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The cops don't arrest you for. You.
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Heard.
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Was a highway one tucked in the trees.
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Gary's headed out.
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Where does he place Tom Bowman?
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Glasses sitting low care.
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Liquor in the cheap.
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Beer to go low in this bag, which is a cooler to tell the wife
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he's playing disc golf with. That's not true.
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He's rolling down the road with a grin on his face.
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Cause everybody knows he's going to that place,
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gets the avalanche and he'll get there fast and take it slow.
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Those man singing sunshine is where he wants to go.
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Way down and clear hollow.
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He'll find his little spot for some game where the memories are fake.
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Down that queer hollow road where Gary wants to go.
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Carolines liquor was the first drink of the day.
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Now he's drinking cheap beer while he's on his way.
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Disc golf is rattling around in the back.
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Gary's got his glasses on and he's right on track.
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He's a strange looking dude.
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Yeah, everybody knows the cornball cigaret right below his nose.
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Love will start laughing when they see a snaggle tooth.
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Here comes Gary again.
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What's that man going to do if it's the first train?
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And he lets his dick flashing and sails through the trees like a bird in the sky.
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If you plug in first. Gary, don't give a crap.
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Poppers and cheap beer and says, come on my back, everybody call it Queer Hollow.
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Back in the past, long before Gary came through and presented his ass.
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Now every time he shows up, you already know
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Gary and his beer headed down the queer hollow calves of the avalanche,
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and he'll get there fast and take Dick slow.
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And we all. It's a great time.
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And we already go way down in Queer Hollow.
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Nobody calls the cops claiming, yeah, there's a safe word.
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Nobody will say it down.
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And Queer Hollow World, where Gary wants to go.
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Pull the bone around.
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Let the good times roll.
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Dick in his hand
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and worn down his throat.
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The afternoon's not the only thing.
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There's a young.
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Yeah, he's down a queer hollow.
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Having way too much fun.
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Gas up the avalanche and he'll get there fast and take dick slow.
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And we all had a great time.
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And we all let it blow away.
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Down in Queer Hollow.
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He'll find his little spot with some gates yet safe
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where nobody will save down the Queer Hollow world is always going back.
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The Queer Hollow.
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Where he wants to go.
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Where he wants to go.
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Where he wants
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to go. He.
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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It's just a scripted comedy show.
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These guys are not experts, doctors,
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lawyers, therapists, or even particularly well-adjusted.
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Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm,
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or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people events is purely coincidental and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage, cognitive
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dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urge to start a cult.
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They were. Discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from H.R.
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will be hearing about this. By the way.
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Hi, Dave.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing,
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or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed in front of a live studio
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audience. Oh.
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Anthropomorphic.
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Now I'll even help out.
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Slow it way down.
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Anthropomorphic.
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Anthropomorphic.
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So look.
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Now, normally that's a basic yes no question.
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Only has two answers.
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I made it multiple choice.
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I, I have this fancy graphic with my four answers.
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No, not a chance.
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No way.
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And nope.
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Hi, I'm Gary and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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Last week I kind of picked a draw to start the show.
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This week I just spread it around. I picked Tom Brady.
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And as for his pronunciation,
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today the topic is, fainting.
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And,
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it'll appear.
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It'll, become visible and, it'll it'll manifest
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shortly.
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But first, some housekeeping.
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Tatum talks
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is one of the most famous dog voices on the internet.
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The way this past weekend.
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And, and it's sad to see the passing of, a beloved animal,
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a family pet, and, Tatum talks cracked me up.
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And I should have had more clips of him.
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I didn't have any.
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In fact, he had enough to use on his own.
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So, look up Tatum talks.
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It's pretty funny.
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In, in unrelated news, another thing that I watch that
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I, I've mentioned maybe once
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is Joe Schmid. He,
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he engages with the.
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Religious
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apologetics and counter apologetics arguments,
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and he blew up his channel and committed
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to Catholicism this week. So
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my camp has suffered a great loss.
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Also.
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And if anybody else
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is tired of the midterm election smear campaigns,
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then you are, in
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lockstep with me because,
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and I've
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mentioned it before, and it's worth repeating
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when you do, an ad
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to say, don't vote for this candidate, you're saying their name.
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And when I get to the booth, I'm still going to remember the name and not the ad.
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So it's counterproductive.
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Last time we mentioned that, just saying,
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that that,
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Muslim guy,
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was dangerous.
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I mean, if they want to vote for him,
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but just mentioning the people's names.
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Not good with the names, but, the the mongoloid lady.
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That. So with the underbite.
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I saw that back.
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And one for her and one against her.
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Well, they both reinforced her name, and although I can't think of it right now,
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when I get into the
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voting booth
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and her name shows up, I will recognize it.
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And I will be more prone to vote for her because I've heard the name
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so much because of the smear campaigns against her.
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Plus,
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but talking, you know, or
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or advertising or but
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what I really wanted to rant about today
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is vests.
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And now,
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there's never been a time where my outer extremities
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have been toasty warm, but my core
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has been cold so as to need a vest.
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The only vests that I see as useful are for safety.
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So I'll Kevlar.
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Best to protect your vital organs from getting,
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penetrated by bullets.
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So a bulletproof vest, a life vest.
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So a flotation device so you don't drown as easily.
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That's for safety.
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High visibility vests.
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The high vis vests keep you safe.
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They have reflective, properties, and, they keep you safe.
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There are some utility vests that I've noticed that are quite useful,
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but, from the leather biker vest to,
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even Michael J.
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Fox and of the blue, vest in back to the future.
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Now, don't get me wrong, Michael J.
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Fox is a national treasure, and it's just not this nation.
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He's Canadian, but,
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he inspired
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a whole generation of people wearing vest for warmth.
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And I'm telling you, it doesn't work.
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Another rant that I've already given, but I'll just touch on it here
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is, all bicycle enthusiasts are losers.
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That being said, I've got a couple of friends.
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One is a peripheral friend of the show, meaning that
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he knows Jesse shirtless Joe may draw,
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to a lesser extent, Brady, but,
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but he knows us, and he gets decked out
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and helmeted up and all that fun stuff
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and goes out bicycling, and that's a loser ass activity.
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I have another friend
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that's similar, not with all the get up, but
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he does have the spandex, which is inappropriate in any context.
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But he recently,
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for his bike rides, bought sleeves.
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Not the shirts, not long sleeve shirts,
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sleeves.
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Now, you know, I know what you might be thinking.
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Flags.
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You can't say you don't like vest because they don't have sleeves.
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And then this the sleeves as well.
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Yes, I can, if you want to stay warm, wear a long sleeve shirt.
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That's what I'm doing.
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And, I have spandex.
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If I didn't want to stay warm, I could cut off the sleeves to my lab coat.
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But I'm not going to do that because that's a stupid.
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I've also mentioned my thoughts on sandals.
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Now I'm going to touch on that too, because
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here's here's how I break it down.
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Whatever a foot fetishes, I'm the opposite of that.
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Feet are gross.
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If you have ugly, see, I should not be able to see them.
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I want you to keep them out of my line of sight.
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I don't want to accidentally look at your gross toenails
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ever.
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Set of sleeves, I guess.
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Cut off your sleeve for the best thing.
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It was for safety.
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For the for the open toed shoes thing.
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It's hot chicks, so.
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So here, let's let's break this down.
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What gender would it be most appropriate or most likely, what would you
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most, see?
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Someone wearing a football helmet.
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What did he see?
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Besides the annual powderpuff
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game, I would say, man, how about a sun dress?
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Would you see men or women wearing sun dresses?
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I think it's safe to say women.
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Right. Okay.
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Next question.
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Open toed shoes. Men or women?
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Now, I understand Roman gladiators and the Jesus days.
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That was the the pinnacle of footwear technology.
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Everyone was wearing sandals, but it was gross.
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It was dirty. It was unsanitary.
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And we have come a long way with 2000 years of footwear technology.
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That grown ass man with their ugly ass feet
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should not be wearing sandals.
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Thank you.
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So, lately we've been showing
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a, a girl that's on the internet with no arms.
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And so, that makes people that have.
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Oh, I don't know,
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diabetes or gingivitis or whatever the hell.
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She has no arms.
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I mean.
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I can't even imagine, but I have a visceral reaction.
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I'm not.
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I didn't share any of those videos to the guy that I don't,
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It makes me
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physically, physically noxious because I try to imagine myself
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with no arms and and having to use my feet and how gross that is and that.
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But I feel awful for and that's to,
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now in a society of I'm sure there have
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there could be, intelligent
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life with, with no arms.
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We have all indications that pigs and dolphins are fairly smart
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and they don't have arms or and they and flippers and clothes.
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And so it is possible for an intelligent creature with,
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with, a higher level of consciousness to have no arms
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but not surrounded by people with arms and realizing
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they're different and handicapped and, abnormally abled.
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So, you know,
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if your problems aren't that great.
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So what what this show does,
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it's a lot about, goats tuning park or,
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sandwiches, mash ups, and we've got games,
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like, who said it?
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Which is a flag, trivia game.
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Where in the drawer is German?
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George Drago?
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That's a fun guessing game.
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And we do flag flips, but, but but this show,
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I want to reveal some stuff
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and, and make it a parent.
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That,
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things aren't exactly what we think they are.
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For example, there are more pyramids
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in China than Egypt.
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And did you know that elephant dung paper
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is a thing?
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So instead of using wood, wood pulp
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for paper production, you can
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elephant dung is, use useful,
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usable renewable resource for that.
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So, we've been talking a lot about the, the Ark.
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Noah's
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big boat, found on Mount Ararat. Now,
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it's kind of reminded me of the Shroud of Turin right now
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because that was debunked, came back, debunked, came back up, debunked,
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came back up, and it followed the cycle several times.
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And, and that's exactly what this Mount Ararat thing is doing.
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And it's been debunked all the, the, the actual scientists
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go there and say, no, that's an actual rock formation.
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And of course, it was an active volcano in the last hundred years,
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so it could not have been sitting there for 4 to 5000 years
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as a wooden structure, because it would have
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it would have burned with, volcanic activity.
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So it does remind me of,
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well, this was started by, Ron Wyatt
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and I believe the, the movie
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that, the guy who made, Napoleon Dynamite,
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it's called, Don Verdean.
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And he was a fake
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archeologist, like the Indiana Jones of Christianity,
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who would go around trying to find the Holy Grail and the Ark of the covenant
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and the, you know, Noah's arc.
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And, it was all fake.
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And that's exactly what this Ron Wyatt was doing.
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He's the one that found this original.
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He's long since deceased, but they're bringing it up
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again.
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So the,
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here's the problem with.
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The supernatural beliefs and like,
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This this belief that
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that spiritual things happen and this
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superstitious nonsense,
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corrupts critical thinking.
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And it makes cognitive
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abilities gold.
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So, I'm glad to report that not not all
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believers are stupid,
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but they actually apply
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a different set of standards to facts and evidence
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for normal day to day, everyday life
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things than they do their faith issues.
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But if you want
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to sell them a bill of goods.
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That's pretty easy to do that.
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And that's what that's what this thing is.
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So, Last week.
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I said there were 3000 religions
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currently being practiced on planet Earth, and Brady was kind enough
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to correct me, that I was
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way off
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and I said, I believe 3000.
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He said close to 200.
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And,
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I'm glad he called me out on this because I was able to fact
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check it.
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Because that's what we do around here.
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We check facts.
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And what I came up with
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that tried.
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The first split.
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If you've never heard of Saul of Tarsus, he became the the apostle Paul.
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And he wrote the first
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books of the New Testament.
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He had a separate teaching than Jesus did.
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He said, you have to follow Jesus.
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Jesus said, you have to follow these things.
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Those are two different things.
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So that's the first split.
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Then there was, the Catholic Church and the Protestants.
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That's another split.
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The Catholic Church split, the Protestants split.
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It splintered and fractured and split out.
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There were Trinitarian and non Trinitarian.
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It was a funny story.
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Then a non Trinitarian church splintered again and became Trinitarian
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and and Trinitarian again like they would back on it.
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So, so now what we've got is the Roman Catholic Church.
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That's number one, the big dog,
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the East Eastern Orthodoxy.
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Now there are 23 Easter, Catholic churches, including
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Oriental Orthodox,
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there's the Assyrian Church of the East
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and the ancient church of the East and 20 others.
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So and then in Protestantism
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there is okay,
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the Baptist faith.
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They all have,
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doctrines that disagree with one another.
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And and that was the point I was making that, that these people think
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that they're going to heaven and no one else is.
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There are 200
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different factions of Baptist Church.
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So maybe that's what Brady was thinking, that there are 200 Baptists
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churches and affiliations, associations,
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conventions and fellowships,
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Methodists.
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There are 80 of those Lutheran, 25 of those Presbyterian, dozens
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Pentecostal, 700,
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Anglican, Episcopal,
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Plymouth Brethren, the Reformed Walton
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Waldensians, ISM, Irving, zillions.
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I wish I was making these up.
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Christ, the dolphins.
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Jehovah's Witnesses, Quakers.
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Mormons.
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That's the church of latter day Saints.
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So the Anabaptists on the other side of the Baptists
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are, the Mormons, the Hutterites, Mennonites,
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And there's a whole bunch of those,
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the, the church of the brethren, not to be confused with the Plymouth Brethren,
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German Baptist Brethren.
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Brooder half communities,
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Apostolic Christian Church,
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and of course, Unitarian Universalist
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Association.
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And then how about the ones that still
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follow Jewish, the Hebrew law.
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And that includes the Hebrew roots movement,
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Torah ism and the, Messianic Judaism.
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So that is over a thousand,
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and it only represents 40% of,
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the population of our.
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So I hope I've revealed
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that there are, in fact,
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if you if you ask
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God at Google, I it says there are a thousand lives.
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I'm sorry, 10,000 active religions on earth.
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And that number is dwindling.
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There are traditions falling by the wayside.
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And, and I'm not sure if that's a good thing, but,
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people are losing interest.
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The genocides are killing off
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a few of these, as as we go.
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And,
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and this still doesn't
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include all the ones that have fallen by the wayside.
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The the Egyptian, Greek, Roman
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and Nordic, pantheons.
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People believed in those.
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And you have to count those two in the argument I was making last week.
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So, I was wrong.
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There are not and have never been 3000 religions.
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It's about ten times that.
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And Brady had it at a 10th of that.
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So you were right, I was wrong.
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I apologize.
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Roll the clip Brady.
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I don't think that any history before 1600.
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I think everything has been, falsified before the year 1600.
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How so?
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Well, Hey, there's this guy Anatoly from Inco, who's, Russian
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mathematician and historian, and he wrote a book called The New Chronology.
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It's actually a series of books.
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It's like six volumes, and I've read them all and,
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and and, and and also
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in that I have to go find a new chapter about it.
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And, he basically says
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that, all of history has been changed.
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About a thousand years have been added
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to the timeline in order to justify land claims.
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And those land claims largely have to do with, Eurasian, the Eurasian Horde
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and the elimination of the Eurasian Horde by, collusion between, you know,
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the Vatican, the, Roman Ofz, the, so you mean like the Mongols and the Huns?
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Yeah, there was a and if you look on very, very old maps,
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you see that there used to be a country called Tartar Area, right?
00:28:28
That was, that was in existence.
00:28:31
And at a certain point they wiped them out.
00:28:34
And so his theory and it's just a theory, it's just a posit.
00:28:37
But when you see how history is constantly being rewritten in real time,
00:28:41
it's not so hard to believe in.
00:28:44
And he uses, you know,
00:28:46
astronomical,
00:28:49
evidence and, you know, mathematically kind of proves it.
00:28:52
And he basically says that, let's see if I can get this right,
00:28:56
that, Rome and Greece
00:29:00
and, you know, those, and Egypt were,
00:29:04
actually active till around 1600, and that Rome actually fell around 1600.
00:29:09
So kind of imagine or more like late 1400s,
00:29:13
1492, as opposed to what's the conventional timeline?
00:29:16
About a thousand years before.
00:29:18
And so and so, you know, if you can wrap your head around it,
00:29:22
the Salem witch trials took place around the same time as the Inquisition.
00:29:27
Columbus was discovering America around the time Rome fell
00:29:30
and that, all of this was designed to justify
00:29:35
and or to, erase this entire civilization from history.
00:29:39
And then there are people who believe that there are a lot of buildings
00:29:41
that are still in existence that, that were this they, they,
00:29:46
they claimed that, Jesus Christ was, I can't remember, the emperor's name.
00:29:52
It's kind of a composite story.
00:29:54
There's a number of, so they think a thousand years
00:29:57
are missing from the time.
00:29:59
Think about it.
00:29:59
If you're a Byzantine guy and you're like, hey,
00:30:01
I want to move to the country, and you look over at, oh, no.
00:30:05
And Germany and
00:30:06
Charlemagne, there's all these, like,
00:30:08
indigenous peoples there, and we want to wipe them out.
00:30:10
So you hire, you know, a, mercenary.
00:30:13
You hire a guy named Charlemagne, and you get him to go in there and kill
00:30:17
all the chieftains in one day, like, 5000
00:30:20
chieftains were killed in a single day, apparently by Charlemagne.
00:30:23
And you completely wiped everything.
00:30:26
And then you move in, you become Jerome.
00:30:27
The drum the first.
00:30:29
And you run Paris, or you begin, you know, France.
00:30:32
And what it really is, is just land. It's.
00:30:34
And so you add time to the timeline in order to justify that land claim.
00:30:39
Because what makes more sense?
00:30:40
That history was cruising along like this and then suddenly
00:30:44
flatlined for a thousand years and then picked up again?
00:30:47
Or does it make more sense?
00:30:49
It sounds like the election that time for that, the Dark Ages
00:30:52
and kind of added, added to the timeline.
00:30:58
So I'm, I'm confused.
00:31:00
I'm confused.
00:31:01
Confused too.
00:31:02
At Gobekli Tippy, the, the pillars
00:31:07
have, little arms wrapped around them, so it looks like human bodies.
00:31:12
Without, but the top, instead of having a head,
00:31:15
it has the, the teeth, the teeth on the top.
00:31:19
What do they call that when it's shaped like a human?
00:31:23
Right.
00:31:24
Can Brady pronounce anthropomorphic?
00:31:27
Anthropomorphic?
00:31:29
Nope.
00:31:31
One more hour.
00:31:33
Anthropomorphic.
00:31:36
Anthro.
00:31:37
And then go amphenol.
00:31:41
Oh, boy.
00:31:42
It's getting worse.
00:31:44
Here, here's my graphic from last week.
00:31:50
Hey, I'm going to get my money's
00:31:52
worth out of the, Oh.
00:31:55
The funny thing is, I'm actually auto didactic.
00:31:59
Yeah, I know you are self-taught.
00:32:02
So I've got another thing for you.
00:32:04
Did you know that?
00:32:04
Oh, tortoise and turtle shells have the same number of scales?
00:32:12
No, they don't.
00:32:14
Or do you want.
00:32:16
Look it up
00:32:19
when you say scale is an octagon
00:32:21
shaped thing on their.
00:32:24
They're not following a scale I.
00:32:26
Whatever. Yeah.
00:32:28
Six sided hexagon randomly shaped polygons.
00:32:33
They're not randomly shaped.
00:32:35
Now this is so curious and interesting okay.
00:32:39
So this goes back to the calendar.
00:32:42
You know how we have 12 months in there.
00:32:44
It looks like they've got 30 or 30 1 or 28 days.
00:32:47
And it's kind of weird.
00:32:48
And you got to memorize this stupid thing that remember how many days are in each,
00:32:54
you know that?
00:32:55
Yeah. Yeah. That's that that method.
00:32:58
So it would make a lot more sense
00:33:03
to have 13 months of 28 days because that that gives you 364.
00:33:08
So that leaves you one and a quarter days shy
00:33:12
to deal with.
00:33:12
You got to deal with the day and a quarter.
00:33:15
But it would be very simple to add one day
00:33:18
to one of those 13 months and then do the leap year thing.
00:33:22
So it it it would simplify everything.
00:33:26
Well, guess what's on the turtle's back?
00:33:29
13 passes in the middle
00:33:32
and 28 or on the outside.
00:33:34
There is a calendar on every turtle's back.
00:33:39
On the,
00:33:41
fraction,
00:33:43
just like
00:33:46
5 to 10.
00:33:49
Every turtle, every tortoise.
00:33:52
They all have the 13 main big, big patches.
00:33:57
And then around the outside it kind of varies
00:34:01
between 27 and 20 8
00:34:04
or 26 and 28.
00:34:08
All right.
00:34:08
So they're called scoots or skirts.
00:34:12
They're called scoots instead of scales.
00:34:14
You or play cute.
00:34:17
And they typically have between 38 and 61 depending on the specific species
00:34:22
mutations and specific breeds that can result in unique counts.
00:34:29
I believe it's a 41
00:34:31
and it's 4138 to 61,
00:34:35
38 and 61.
00:34:37
So they have a calendar on the back.
00:34:43
I don't know if that's true anymore.
00:34:45
Well, let's try to reveal a, truth.
00:34:51
Right.
00:34:51
And then I hit this button.
00:34:54
Check,
00:34:56
check that.
00:34:57
And then it says, oh, fine.
00:35:00
So let's wait.
00:35:01
Let's use words like global majority and widely accepted, widely taught.
00:35:06
Okay.
00:35:08
There are four big for religion Christianity, Islam,
00:35:11
Hinduism and Buddhism.
00:35:14
And then you make, oh, you just talk about the big ones.
00:35:17
Oh so. Well all right.
00:35:18
So let's let's add
00:35:20
a couple more than there's 12 if you count Christianity, Islam, Judaism.
00:35:24
And I don't know what that is. Baha'i Faith.
00:35:27
Why you counting Judaism. It's less than 1%.
00:35:31
I'm counting atheism. Two.
00:35:34
Oh, why wouldn't you count?
00:35:35
I'm not.
00:35:36
The lack of belief is that religion.
00:35:39
They believe in something.
00:35:42
No. You put, do you?
00:35:43
So you don't believe in the lack of evidence of something?
00:35:48
Believe in the lack of that.
00:35:49
Don't believe in the lack. That doesn't.
00:35:51
That's incoherent. No it isn't.
00:35:54
Do you believe that there's a lack of, Let me ask you a question.
00:35:57
You answer it. Yes or no?
00:35:58
Do you believe there's a lack of evidence of something greater?
00:36:04
Do I believe there's a lack?
00:36:06
What is that?
00:36:08
You just yes or no?
00:36:11
I don't know what that means.
00:36:14
It's incoherent gibberish.
00:36:16
But we've got a lack.
00:36:18
Okay, here's the thing about the nonexistence, of.
00:36:24
No, I don't want to get an atheist.
00:36:25
I'm just getting. I'm getting into the number of religions.
00:36:27
First, we did the tortoise.
00:36:28
Okay?
00:36:29
Before you can't exist after you die, you don't exist.
00:36:32
It's.
00:36:33
It's impossible to me. I'm not.
00:36:35
I'm not sure about this.
00:36:37
Observing you, not existing.
00:36:40
If there's, you know how they.
00:36:43
There was that aboard for, like, on your
00:36:46
on your pegboard where you put all your tools and, and you
00:36:50
just paint an outline of each tool, so you know where it goes.
00:36:54
And if someone doesn't return one of your spanners, there's
00:36:57
an outline of the shape of the spanner, and you could tell that it's missing.
00:37:01
So there's a lack of that particular wrench or pliers.
00:37:06
Sure.
00:37:06
So, you know, the that is you do you believe everything
00:37:10
you're saying is true?
00:37:13
I believe that everything else that I.
00:37:16
Yes. Okay.
00:37:18
So then I atheist I believe it's not a faith based belief though.
00:37:22
It sure is.
00:37:23
Do you have can you prove it?
00:37:26
Yes. Next.
00:37:27
I'm willing to you.
00:37:29
If you could do that, you'd be the most famous person on earth.
00:37:33
So why haven't you done that?
00:37:34
But I know you're just stating claims.
00:37:38
I've never seen proof.
00:37:39
It can't be proven unless you can somehow show
00:37:42
that there's nothing before or after the saying.
00:37:45
I don't even think that's that's big.
00:37:47
I would like to think that when my family is my pegboard
00:37:51
and when I'm missing, there's going to be a hole there.
00:37:55
I agree I'll miss.
00:37:57
Well, what?
00:37:58
How are we going to define that?
00:37:59
If it's after I'm dead?
00:38:01
There's something there. It could be just me.
00:38:03
I'd be satisfied if you just said memory.
00:38:05
But there's still. So you said nothing.
00:38:07
But that's not true.
00:38:09
Anyways.
00:38:09
Up to religions.
00:38:12
Yeah.
00:38:12
Here's a word that I would really consider necessary to be on my list.
00:38:16
Affiliated? Yeah.
00:38:18
They need to be affiliated with another group.
00:38:21
So if there's just one then it's an outlier.
00:38:25
Crazy people, possibly the actual way, the truth and the one.
00:38:28
But I'm not going to concede that it could be,
00:38:31
but highly unlikely based on zero evidence.
00:38:37
But if there.
00:38:44
I don't how do you practice that?
00:38:47
I think they balance with, you know,
00:38:52
that seems more individual to me.
00:38:54
Faith is individual.
00:38:56
And religion is a group of faithful people trying to share and witness
00:39:00
that same belief or way.
00:39:05
There's more to religion than just faith.
00:39:08
Zoroastrianism. Scientology.
00:39:10
I would consider unaffiliated, recognize religion.
00:39:16
But my argument was simply
00:39:17
that there are people in a church that believe
00:39:22
that they are saved, and nobody else is right.
00:39:26
And that's that's right.
00:39:28
Sorry.
00:39:29
In that context, we are talking about 10,000
00:39:33
practicing religions.
00:39:38
Practicing beliefs, I'd say sure.
00:39:40
I mean with so two people, two people creates a system, two people.
00:39:45
So you, you know, two people register, you're non-tax or tax exempt.
00:39:49
I think you're to make a better argument
00:39:50
that there are 8 billion religions on Earth than your 200.
00:39:56
I'm saying four.
00:39:59
So your argument could be easier.
00:40:01
Yeah. It is.
00:40:02
I think a lot of people would agree with me, but then we'd all be wrong.
00:40:06
Yeah, they would,
00:40:09
but yeah, take the right
00:40:11
as the producer.
00:40:12
The 8 billion.
00:40:13
We don't we simply do not agree.
00:40:15
I really don't agree.
00:40:17
I'm allowed to do this. No, Jesus is judge.
00:40:20
That's not judge.
00:40:22
This is what I decided.
00:40:25
Yes, this is true.
00:40:26
I let's.
00:40:31
Give me.
00:40:34
A gross fluid.
00:40:38
Oh, bile.
00:40:41
Is that Billy?
00:40:43
Billy? Yes.
00:40:45
Let's do a singular body part while we're here.
00:40:48
Just just just while we're here.
00:40:52
Later.
00:40:54
Penis.
00:40:55
Sorry.
00:40:56
We'll do a medical term.
00:41:01
Okay, so I put wiener penis.
00:41:02
Sorry.
00:41:04
Okay, good.
00:41:07
Okay.
00:41:10
Okay.
00:41:12
We'll come back to that. Obviously.
00:41:15
Yeah.
00:41:15
See, I included that in the, Oh, my God,
00:41:19
did you see my notes before I started
00:41:23
that?
00:41:24
Really bullet that really brings to light
00:41:28
the whole topic?
00:41:30
You see what I did there?
00:41:31
I do.
00:41:43
Hey, I've got visual aids.
00:41:44
I'm using them.
00:41:46
Hey, what's this?
00:41:53
Hey. Here
00:42:01
we go.
00:42:06
Isn't that assault?
00:42:07
You think that's assault?
00:42:09
Yeah. You said yes.
00:42:11
That's why he's using it.
00:42:14
All right.
00:42:14
Are you, They got that girl.
00:42:19
Oh. Oh,
00:42:21
I think he's got a medical condition.
00:42:25
Target acquired.
00:42:26
Oh, no.
00:42:26
Something. Oh.
00:42:33
Yeah.
00:42:33
How come he hasn't hit himself yet? That's exactly what I'm saying.
00:42:36
You are?
00:42:44
No. Good friend.
00:42:48
Oh, boy.
00:42:50
That is. Yikes. Jesus, Pete.
00:42:53
Oh. Smell it. I can smell it.
00:42:55
Draw your own hand. That made me uncomfortable.
00:43:04
Should we talk about the food?
00:43:07
What's missing?
00:43:08
The elephant in the room?
00:43:10
Yeah.
00:43:12
Yeah. Okay.
00:43:13
Can we not talk about, a vacancy?
00:43:19
Right.
00:43:19
Because it's not there.
00:43:21
We like the lack of existence.
00:43:26
You'd have to prove it, but.
00:43:27
Sure.
00:43:28
Oh, do you know what you know?
00:43:31
Where in the world is draw.
00:43:34
You well, is blue constitute a good flight down here?
00:43:39
Do don't argue with me.
00:43:42
I say about it.
00:43:43
Is that them to tell a story?
00:43:46
It's a drop like that clears up where he's been.
00:43:50
But the loudest thing about him is he's your guy.
00:43:53
He's in.
00:43:54
Well, tell me where in the world is the dangerous Dr.
00:43:58
Drew? Yo, general.
00:44:01
Well, I think it's still 10 p.m.
00:44:03
Monday night.
00:44:05
It get to where he needs to get to.
00:44:07
I can't even imagine what would take longer than that.
00:44:11
I think I've done it twice.
00:44:13
It's not always easy.
00:44:17
Go on.
00:44:19
Right. Right on.
00:44:19
Through the intro, I'm going to take my same agnostic approach
00:44:22
and my answer is sure is definitely not here.
00:44:29
Okay,
00:44:31
I it's hard to prove the existence of something.
00:44:35
It is,
00:44:38
like since you can't prove
00:44:40
the scissors aren't in the desk by not producing scissors from the desk,
00:44:45
it's a good place to start.
00:44:47
It is a good place to start.
00:44:49
That's where I would look for the scissors.
00:44:51
I just asked my wife for things.
00:44:54
She moves everything around.
00:44:55
She keeps some sort of semblance of control.
00:44:59
Yeah.
00:44:59
Oh, we've got this table that I put things on and then it
00:45:02
disappears magically.
00:45:06
Apparently it's from the wisest people who ever lived.
00:45:09
Summarized and won 20 lessons from the wisest people
00:45:13
who ever lived, summarized in one sentence each.
00:45:16
More desperately, you chase something, the more likely you are to push it away.
00:45:20
While soon, if you never question the life you're living,
00:45:23
you may wake up one day realizing you are living someone else's.
00:45:27
Socrates.
00:45:28
Nothing lasts forever, so appreciate what you have without expecting it to stay.
00:45:33
Buddha.
00:45:33
The obstacles you wish would disappear
00:45:36
may be the very things you need to become who you're meant to be.
00:45:40
Nietzsche.
00:45:41
Remember that your time is limited, so stop postponing the life.
00:45:46
These are circular riddles
00:45:48
that just make you remove self responsibility for your shitty decisions.
00:45:52
Up to this point, you actually want Marcus Aurelius.
00:45:56
How you treat people who have nothing to give reveals who you really are.
00:46:01
I want to hear some kind of Proverbs book that comes out and says,
00:46:04
use your turn signal.
00:46:08
You know, useful things, not yeah.
00:46:11
If you step outside, you are the air that you are trying to grieve.
00:46:16
There's the I can do it to what?
00:46:20
Right.
00:46:20
It makes as much sense.
00:46:22
All right.
00:46:22
Maybe I know a little less sense, but,
00:46:26
I was reminded of a funny point.
00:46:29
Okay.
00:46:30
Does it make you sound douchey to say yes?
00:46:33
Everybody pronounces.
00:46:36
Everybody says it.
00:46:37
Nietzsche.
00:46:39
But he just said Nietzsche.
00:46:41
And it's probably closer to the way Nietzsche pronounced his own name.
00:46:46
But is it
00:46:47
douchey in the way that the BBC
00:46:52
of Porsche.
00:46:55
Or or is it more like,
00:46:58
saying instead of processes, processes because hypothesis pluralized
00:47:04
is hypotheses and, even though it's wrong
00:47:09
and you sound stupid,
00:47:12
it, it kind of sounds more scientific, like if you wear a lab coat
00:47:16
and say, processes, no one's going to correct you because you look like
00:47:20
you know what you're talking about, but it is dead wrong.
00:47:23
That is not a word.
00:47:26
The sources more than one thesaurus.
00:47:31
Yeah, that's exactly it.
00:47:33
Fuchsias.
00:47:34
Most of the things ruining your piece are happening in your imagination.
00:47:39
The only thing that ruins my piece is the pressure
00:47:41
of the stream.
00:47:44
Oh, okay.
00:47:45
Yeah, yeah, I gotcha, and not in your actual life.
00:47:49
Seneca.
00:47:50
Why do you say you want to be matters less than what you repeatedly choose to do?
00:47:55
Aristotle.
00:47:56
Peace begins
00:47:56
when you stop demanding that this moment be different from the way that it is.
00:48:01
Right, ladies?
00:48:02
Yes, the word is not the woman thing.
00:48:05
It's demanding.
00:48:07
Yes. Yeah.
00:48:08
You will find peace when everything outside of your control
00:48:11
no longer takes space inside your mind.
00:48:15
With what
00:48:17
zero female viewers
00:48:19
know, we have to at least to Epictetus.
00:48:23
The more you understand, you're pounding the bone.
00:48:25
She stopped watching three years ago.
00:48:28
I don't know, Epictetus.
00:48:31
Epictetus.
00:48:32
The more you understand.
00:48:33
Epictetus, your own darkness,
00:48:36
the less surprised you'll be to the darkness and others.
00:48:39
Dostoevsky.
00:48:40
You may not get to choose what happens to you,
00:48:42
but you still get to choose who you become, because you just ask.
00:48:46
And that's that's not that's not true.
00:48:50
Oh, well, truly it is.
00:48:55
But he'll he'll fix it.
00:48:57
Okay, good, good.
00:48:59
Well, I'm going to move you.
00:49:01
Wait.
00:49:03
Really?
00:49:04
I echoey because of it.
00:49:06
Victor. Frank. Ethics.
00:49:09
Ooh, juice.
00:49:09
What happens?
00:49:10
But you still get to choose who you become because of it.
00:49:14
That doesn't make.
00:49:15
I'm sorry one more time.
00:49:17
The darkness in others. Dostoevsky.
00:49:19
You may not get to choose what happens to you,
00:49:21
but you still get to choose who you become.
00:49:23
How? How.
00:49:26
If you can't choose anything,
00:49:29
that's so.
00:49:29
So that's accepted.
00:49:31
Delusion.
00:49:34
I think you're over generalizing
00:49:36
what it.
00:49:39
Who you become is pretty.
00:49:41
Is it?
00:49:41
It's not very specific.
00:49:45
Well, who you become is
00:49:46
based on the decisions you are going to make.
00:49:50
I'm going to come.
00:49:56
But he just said there was.
00:49:57
I'm glad you said that.
00:49:58
Because point is, you may not get to choose what happens to you.
00:50:02
You may not get to choose what happens right?
00:50:08
But you
00:50:08
still get to choose who you become because of it.
00:50:11
Viktor Frankl adapt to whatever life puts in front of you,
00:50:15
because what refuses to bend eventually breaks.
00:50:18
That's how I told myself.
00:50:20
I like that, Bruce Lee.
00:50:23
Until you understand the parts of yourself you keep avoiding,
00:50:26
they will quietly keep controlling your life.
00:50:29
Carl Jung, she's not quiet.
00:50:32
The greatest victory in solving a conflict before it ever becomes a battle.
00:50:37
So what?
00:50:38
I walked on that last one. Jung.
00:50:41
The greatest victory is solving a conflict before it ever becomes a battle.
00:50:46
Oh, that's like the safest, ski trip ever is the one you don't.
00:50:50
Go on. Fuck you. Yeah.
00:50:53
Sun Tzu, small improvements made every day.
00:50:56
I get it, though. Try to negotiate your way out of it.
00:50:58
Talk your way out of it,
00:51:00
or run
00:51:01
eventually become extraordinary achievements, he said.
00:51:04
Extraordinary.
00:51:07
Extraordinary.
00:51:08
No, he said extraordinary
00:51:11
as true. Said he.
00:51:14
I think you're saying a different.
00:51:15
You're saying extraordinary.
00:51:18
Extraordinary.
00:51:19
Now, that time you said extraordinary,
00:51:22
extraordinary.
00:51:25
I think you're changing it just enough to be close enough to the same.
00:51:28
But I'm still going to give him
00:51:31
these.
00:51:32
Aren't you?
00:51:35
You're incoherent,
00:51:38
Benjamin Franklin.
00:51:39
Imagination.
00:51:40
What you see possibilities long before knowledge.
00:51:44
Albert.
00:51:47
Einstein.
00:51:48
20 lessons.
00:51:51
Brilliant.
00:51:51
Those 20 lessons.
00:51:54
That was wisdom.
00:51:57
Are you going to show draw how you can say anthropomorphic?
00:52:01
I just did twice.
00:52:06
I need some motivation.
00:52:09
Oh, the arms on the the pillars of, Gobekli.
00:52:14
You make those
00:52:16
resemble humans, which makes them.
00:52:23
Arms where no arms best have no arms.
00:52:28
Are you reading this from somewhere?
00:52:30
No. What?
00:52:31
An Italian for non-binary is non-binary or non-binary?
00:52:37
Depending on the gender of the person.
00:52:40
Did you know what that word in Italian for non-binary is?
00:52:44
Non-binary?
00:52:45
Yo, it's kind of hard when your language has gender to be non-binary.
00:52:49
Yeah, it's built in.
00:52:53
I think she just wants internet.
00:52:56
Yeah, she did.
00:52:58
Oh, non-binary.
00:53:01
The gender of the person.
00:53:03
Did you know that the word in Italian for non-binary is non denial?
00:53:08
For non-binary?
00:53:10
Are depending on the gender of the person?
00:53:15
Yeah.
00:53:19
Is it true?
00:53:20
It is true.
00:53:21
Those Latin based languages, like, table
00:53:24
chair, dog, cat, they all have genders
00:53:28
that they're assigned,
00:53:31
even though dogs and cats can be either.
00:53:34
What you said you said cats.
00:53:36
Oh, no. We suck again.
00:53:40
Lines last this week.
00:53:41
Oh, answers.
00:53:44
It was kind of like when you play the Carolina Panthers, it's
00:53:47
kind of like playing the JV squad or or the Michigan Panthers.
00:53:52
But no, they beat us.
00:53:56
And by us, I mean we we.
00:54:02
A shocking interaction between two sports.
00:54:06
Like, I'm pretty sure this is George, little brother in the,
00:54:10
Pistons shirt and, Yeah, it is not Dumas.
00:54:14
No, it his is, somebody else.
00:54:17
We've all seen videos of sporting events and fans getting rowdy else, but this is
00:54:21
unlike any other scene TMZ saw went down at a Detroit Lions game in Detroit.
00:54:27
You see a woman approach another fan.
00:54:29
The two exchanged words, and then the woman and her husband leave their seats.
00:54:34
They come back 20 minutes later and here's a guy take a turn.
00:54:38
The couple was later identified as Joe and Heather Montgomery
00:54:42
from Grambling, Michigan, so the couple was at the game and seated
00:54:46
in front of them as another fan wearing a Joe Dumars jersey.
00:54:50
What a gentleman in this section is.
00:54:52
Make wrong this guy. Sports.
00:54:54
He has a basketball jersey on at a football game.
00:54:57
So Heather approaches him.
00:54:59
She asked him about the jersey
00:55:00
and he said this is the only jersey that I have to represent Detroit.
00:55:04
They talk a little bit more.
00:55:06
Then she asked him who his favorite Lions player was.
00:55:09
He pointed at her shirt.
00:55:11
Heather was wearing a shirt featuring Jamir Gibbs, who was her
00:55:14
favorite player as well.
00:55:16
They chat a little bit more and Heather and Joe lead their sons.
00:55:20
They come back a few minutes later.
00:55:22
She taps him on the shoulder. This is what happens
00:55:27
once.
00:55:33
They spend $180.
00:55:35
At least they bought it in the stadium's more.
00:55:38
That and recorded the whole thing on.
00:55:45
And then posted it to look at me.
00:55:47
So Heather and Joe went and bought this guy
00:55:49
a jersey of his favorite player to wear for the rest of the game.
00:55:53
He was so thankful.
00:55:54
As you can see from the clip, that it does your name video was posted online
00:55:59
or goes viral.
00:56:00
It catches the attention of the lions. It.
00:56:09
On print.
00:56:10
Now, you might have seen this video on social media during the Lions Monday
00:56:14
Night Football win over the Buccaneers.
00:56:16
They generously purchased the Braden Lions jersey for a young man,
00:56:19
Lynn Cameron, who was sitting in their section.
00:56:21
You could see Cameron and his friend PJ reacting to the video away.
00:56:25
What a great moment away, dude, look at that, Gibbs.
00:56:27
The kid looks like he's
00:56:29
happy for his friend, but he's really like, dude, I'm wearing the shitty
00:56:31
old school one with the black lettering from 19 or 20.
00:56:35
Yeah. No kidding.
00:56:37
There's my daughter and my dorky friend that doesn't even like football.
00:56:40
You just bought him $180.
00:56:42
All right, Jersey, though.
00:56:43
Look at it.
00:56:43
So surprised.
00:56:44
They automatically love to have Joel.
00:56:47
So we have a special message for you.
00:56:49
Let's check it.
00:56:50
Just so you know,
00:56:51
the audio we're hearing right now is being pumped through the actual
00:56:54
stadium out of the city field
00:56:57
right there in Joel.
00:56:59
I saw the video of you giving away that jersey during the Bucs game.
00:57:02
I just feel like that is exactly what it means to be Ally's dad.
00:57:05
And we wanted to thank you with the gift.
00:57:07
Hope you like it.
00:57:10
Heather and Joel, in the spirit of Thanksgiving,
00:57:12
we have a gift for you for showing what it's all about.
00:57:14
To be a Lions fan, you're going home with autographed Amon-Ra Brown
00:57:18
Jamir Gibbs jerseys.
00:57:23
But. In to help us with one more surprise.
00:57:29
Yep. Let's bring in our Detroit Lions cheerleaders
00:57:31
because on behalf of the Lions, we are sending you here to Super Bowl 60
00:57:35
and San Francisco Lions fans.
00:57:38
Let's give it up. One time we had our Angel makeover.
00:57:42
I've done this before like
00:57:45
many times.
00:57:47
What do you think? It's fake.
00:57:50
No. I've just I have never been gifted all kinds of shit before.
00:57:53
Just because I wanted to wear a Pistons jersey
00:57:55
to a fucking Redwings game, or a Lions game
00:57:58
or any other sporting event, because I'm not a fan of like, that shit enough
00:58:02
to have a jersey, but I am basketball, so let's fucking let's go.
00:58:07
Yeah, I'd wear a baseball games.
00:58:09
Usually I'll wear Pistons jersey to a baseball game. Yeah.
00:58:11
So it's Detroit on it.
00:58:12
I don't give a fuck what I think.
00:58:13
It's perfectly acceptable. Just my opinion.
00:58:17
I'll wear a coat to go, but I don't give anything.
00:58:20
My last Lions video.
00:58:22
Lions three has Jared Goff, our quarterback from six years, and Mark
00:58:26
Brunel, our quarterback coach of six years since 2020 or 2021.
00:58:32
Listen to what transpires. It.
00:58:33
Keep in mind they've been doing this for six years.
00:58:36
Transpires first year,
00:58:39
second and second person.
00:58:41
Oh wait, I missed the beginning. Here you go.
00:58:43
I gotta get you a headset with that on this side so we can, converse things
00:58:47
here.
00:58:47
I'll do that second. Wow.
00:58:54
I gotta get you a headset with that on this side so we can,
00:58:57
listen to the laces. Wow.
00:58:58
I'll do that a second ago.
00:59:03
Wow. I gotta get you a headset
00:59:06
with that on the side so we can converse easier.
00:59:09
I'll do the second.
00:59:14
How do we get.
00:59:17
So couple of couple things to that.
00:59:20
I was introduced to Jared Goff on Hard Knocks when he was first drafted.
00:59:24
First overall to the Rams.
00:59:25
Allegedly graduated college.
00:59:28
And one of his teammates said and just some weird I forgot.
00:59:32
You know how hard knocks.
00:59:34
Hard knocks just puts things together.
00:59:35
I forgot how they were talking about this, but he said, where's the sunrise?
00:59:39
And he's like, in the sky.
00:59:42
And his friend goes, no, no.
00:59:43
Like northeast, southwest.
00:59:46
And for where the sun rises, he said, West.
00:59:50
I'm just saying, oh dear, I'm just saying.
00:59:52
And now he for six years is saying, hey, I'd really like to be able
00:59:56
to converse with you.
00:59:57
Our quarterback and our quarterbacks coach should be able to talk to each other
01:00:00
without a hindrance
01:00:00
of having the entire coaching staff in their ear between them six years.
01:00:05
And the final piece of the puzzle is that's dubs number 11.
01:00:09
The, backup quarterback sitting to the left.
01:00:12
He's an actual astrophysicist.
01:00:16
Oh, so it is rocket science.
01:00:21
No, it's not Rocket
01:00:23
Lab code.
01:00:27
Draw.
01:00:27
Did you miss the monologue?
01:00:30
Nope. I got it all.
01:00:32
Okay.
01:00:32
I went off on vests.
01:00:35
Yeah, I thought it was weird because you mentioned vests and, vest.
01:00:38
Right as I was,
01:00:40
right as I was exiting the store, I had entered to buy the beer.
01:00:44
The gentleman who held the door for me was a police officer, was
01:00:47
who was wearing a vest. So,
01:00:50
just thought that was a little ironic.
01:00:52
Also, you mentioned riding a bicycle.
01:00:55
I rode a bicycle today for the first time.
01:00:57
And I don't think. I think since childhood.
01:01:01
They say once you learn, you never forget.
01:01:04
I just want to make sure it worked.
01:01:06
How to look like a douchebag.
01:01:09
That was a girl's bike, too.
01:01:10
It's the best part.
01:01:11
Here's what the smart guy says.
01:01:13
A vest is better to keep warm.
01:01:15
A vest is better for keeping warm inside of a full coat.
01:01:19
For what?
01:01:23
Makes it harder to move.
01:01:25
Well, you don't need to have a really thick vest,
01:01:27
just a little extra that in that.
01:01:28
In that respect, it will definitely warm your core.
01:01:30
But to leave your arms exposed,
01:01:33
warm your core, but core doesn't get cold.
01:01:37
Have you ever heard of someone losing their torso? No.
01:01:40
They lose fingers and toes first.
01:01:45
Right, I don't think oh, I froze my
01:01:47
I don't think anybody that's in a survival situation doesn't
01:01:50
have a vest.
01:01:53
During physical work
01:01:54
or exercise for jackets, crappies on it.
01:01:58
Because if you do keep warm
01:02:01
and sleeves look,
01:02:04
if you're doing physical work or exercise, full jackets
01:02:06
strap in too much heat.
01:02:11
Okay.
01:02:11
So we need something thinner
01:02:15
so you don't need something to warm.
01:02:17
These are not warmer than cold.
01:02:20
Am I going to have to go off on fingerless gloves as well?
01:02:24
You should choose a vest for transitional weather.
01:02:26
Roughly 35 to 60°F higher test
01:02:31
driving or indoor outdoor shifting.
01:02:35
Or orbital light or shifting where a coat causes you to overheat.
01:02:39
Choose a coat for freezing cold days, high winds, or any time you plan to stand
01:02:43
or sit still for long periods of time so you're more of a sedimentary.
01:02:47
I would just dress appropriately for the weather and it never includes a vest.
01:02:53
I agree.
01:02:53
You know what I hate worse than that is somebody who wears a hoodie and shorts.
01:02:57
Yeah.
01:02:57
That's stupid. That looks dumb.
01:02:59
And how come you didn't mention that they have sleeveless hoodies?
01:03:03
So not only is it a vest, but they put a hood on it.
01:03:07
I think hoodies are disrespectful.
01:03:10
There's this guy, Phil Locke. He.
01:03:13
He goes by the nickname the Unabomber.
01:03:16
This poor player he he dates, he's dating Jennifer Tilly,
01:03:20
who's famous for playing the portraying the voice role of Chucky.
01:03:25
It's a horror movie season, so this is inappropriate.
01:03:28
But she also plays the voice of the across the street neighbor,
01:03:33
police officer in the wheelchair, a family guy, his wife.
01:03:38
So she makes she's a millionaire
01:03:40
just doing voice acting.
01:03:43
And she is a professional poker player and so is her boyfriend.
01:03:47
For a who wears a hoodie with the hood up at the poker table and I.
01:03:52
I just think that's so disrespectful.
01:03:55
If you walk into my store wearing your hood up, get out of my store.
01:03:59
I feel like with key.
01:04:05
Do you turn it?
01:04:06
Also acts
01:04:09
that, is pretty good, but is that like so many or.
01:04:13
No, for playing baseball? So,
01:04:17
I don't wear a baseball cap because I don't play baseball.
01:04:20
It's the reason I don't wear a baseball cap.
01:04:23
Astronaut helmet.
01:04:25
Because I'm not an astronaut.
01:04:27
And it's not 1940
01:04:29
when they were caps.
01:04:30
Yeah, that's.
01:04:33
It's an astro, not me.
01:04:38
I also told my wife that my,
01:04:41
we would visit my parents because I kind of wanted to check
01:04:44
if my dad was doing a little better mentally.
01:04:47
And the fact of the matter is, he's not.
01:04:51
But I told my wife on the way there, give her about 20 minutes.
01:04:55
A half hour.
01:04:56
My mom will kick us out.
01:04:58
And she said, no, she won't.
01:05:00
And no. And so no.
01:05:02
So my wife went ahead and told my mom that I predicted she would do that.
01:05:09
What a what starts a conversation like that
01:05:12
from happening
01:05:15
just like clockwork?
01:05:16
Here's your hat.
01:05:18
Now don't let the door hurt you guys.
01:05:21
I'm getting so your mom pretty much did the.
01:05:25
Oh, you're a little fucking podcast.
01:05:28
It's perfect.
01:05:29
Where
01:05:31
did you slam the door?
01:05:34
There it is.
01:05:34
No, she did.
01:05:36
She. No wonder you married Bonnie.
01:05:40
Oh, yeah, they say that.
01:05:41
They definitely say that they are.
01:05:44
Exactly. Yeah.
01:05:45
No. This, That. Yeah.
01:05:47
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah. You're very married.
01:05:49
So you said.
01:05:50
Well, your mom then
01:05:52
I do.
01:05:54
You're. Yeah. That is.
01:05:56
Well.
01:05:56
Right.
01:05:57
Can you is just too loud for you. Ready.
01:05:59
Nothing is too loud for me. I'm a drummer.
01:06:01
I have this
01:06:03
in my ears at all times.
01:06:07
Is it tinnitus or tonight is.
01:06:10
Oh, oh, someone's in my elbow and one's in my ear.
01:06:13
Right.
01:06:14
Okay.
01:06:14
It's affecting one's tough act, and that's all I know.
01:06:17
Yeah, I know that's acting. Sorry.
01:06:18
John Madden movie tonight is
01:06:21
he's the he's to be the spokesperson for tough act in connecting.
01:06:24
I don't think Nicolas Cage would portray
01:06:27
a convincing Nicolas Cage in the life of Nicolas Cage.
01:06:31
He only plays. You play himself in a movie?
01:06:34
Yes. The wonderful of famous.
01:06:36
Whatever it was, it wasn't bad promises.
01:06:38
Oh, now I see that he made fun of himself.
01:06:40
Now that's all I see, man, you can't do that.
01:06:44
That's for us to do, not you.
01:06:46
Right.
01:06:47
Hey, there.
01:06:48
Just wanted to give you a quick update on what's been going on around
01:06:51
here.
01:06:55
So, the opening song today was fantastic.
01:06:59
The only time it's acceptable to have a song that picks on your beloved,
01:07:03
long suffering host is if it's friggin fantastic and hilarious.
01:07:09
Yes. Or totally abusive.
01:07:12
Totally,
01:07:14
hateful things.
01:07:15
It was so good.
01:07:16
Much softer.
01:07:17
It's funny memories cuz honestly, I went to Queer Hollow a lot as a kid.
01:07:23
Did you?
01:07:25
Of course you did. Yes.
01:07:28
I thought we established clear, hollow.
01:07:32
I went to this place called Queer Hollow.
01:07:34
Then we do this last week.
01:07:37
I mean, what was ever was the show.
01:07:39
This is. I wonder where it is.
01:07:40
Well, it's totally fucking.
01:07:42
Where is it?
01:07:42
It looks like, Southfield. Freeway.
01:07:45
I think that's eight mile, right?
01:07:46
Oh, my God, do you ever walk skateboarding?
01:07:49
Do this.
01:07:50
This is a follow up or an update, that's why.
01:07:52
Okay. Thank you. Dick. Follow up.
01:07:55
Okay.
01:07:56
Can we go there?
01:07:57
Just wanted to give you a quick update on what's been going on around here.
01:08:02
Okay.
01:08:03
Follow.
01:08:06
There he is.
01:08:07
That asshole. Found it. God damn it!
01:08:09
He found it in 15 minutes.
01:08:15
Oh, in 15 minutes ago.
01:08:17
15 minutes after he.
01:08:20
He saw it.
01:08:20
He posted it five minutes ago, and he was ten minutes away.
01:08:23
So I did the math, and I came out with 15.
01:08:26
Oh, no, that's all right.
01:08:29
I checked.
01:08:34
Okay, let's
01:08:34
check in on our, I hope this works.
01:08:37
I took, I took, I took the reins.
01:08:40
I hope it works.
01:08:42
Okay.
01:08:42
Go to,
01:08:45
adjectives, smell or texture.
01:08:49
Smell or texture?
01:08:52
It's an adjective.
01:08:53
And in parentheses it says smell or texture.
01:08:57
Oh, fuzzy.
01:09:02
And a verb ending in ING.
01:09:03
But it has to be a bathroom activity.
01:09:07
Pooping.
01:09:10
So we can wear in the drawers.
01:09:13
German dirty daughter.
01:09:16
Yeah, we could, here's a clue.
01:09:19
We already did. I mean, I know.
01:09:22
Here's a clue.
01:09:23
I did drive past Gary.
01:09:27
I did go by Gary.
01:09:28
So you're up north.
01:09:29
That is true.
01:09:33
Unless you indeed mean Gary, Indiana,
01:09:35
then you're in Indiana.
01:09:39
Am I?
01:09:40
I don't know, that would suck if you were, because I just ruined the game.
01:09:44
I'm not.
01:09:46
All right. Then we'll continue on.
01:09:48
That would be the worst clue to give when I'm just going to, like.
01:09:52
I'm just telling you the answer. I hear you.
01:09:54
Yeah, but it's like stopping and partying and drinking and smoking weed in the car
01:09:58
parking lot. They they never expect it.
01:10:01
They don't ever.
01:10:04
Goddamn.
01:10:06
But, Tom, I bet you all the time that we,
01:10:09
used to play Dodge, basketball, but Dodge Park, like, all the time.
01:10:13
And we used to play until, like, 3 a.m..
01:10:15
And the cops would never kick us out because
01:10:17
the police station was right there.
01:10:18
But that's like it.
01:10:20
It was just right under their noses. So I don't think they really.
01:10:23
It's like, who's going to the KC?
01:10:24
They would kick us out, but it would be very, very rarely.
01:10:27
And then we'd always complain like we always used to do this.
01:10:31
It's one new of early or was it very rarely
01:10:35
we moved in any
01:10:39
we can also play
01:10:42
here.
01:10:42
No, Gary's not here, so we can't do that. Can't now.
01:10:46
You can't.
01:10:48
We're going to talk more about all religions for profit.
01:10:51
Whoa. Here we go.
01:10:54
Legends are make believe, for profit.
01:10:57
Whoa, whoa. Bolts oppressive.
01:11:00
Used by the rich to control the working class.
01:11:03
Yeah.
01:11:03
The reason for every war ever.
01:11:05
And, of course, they're kind of silly, right?
01:11:08
Well, in that we're, kind of silly.
01:11:10
Maybe something about a woman
01:11:12
that looks like that and says anything else is kind of silly.
01:11:15
That is ironic to me.
01:11:17
Not everybody agrees, but I think it's a pretty common fact
01:11:20
that religions as a whole have been a miserable failure.
01:11:24
And I think a lot of people might say, hey, just get rid of those things.
01:11:27
Screw it, right? They've kind of been the bane of human.
01:11:30
So I've kind of screwed if I taught the way I normally do.
01:11:32
You know what can understand?
01:11:33
But if I over enunciate, I sound like a lisp. Gay.
01:11:36
So what should I do, Matt?
01:11:39
And I don't take no orders from the woman, by the way.
01:11:41
By the way, we roll it up for no women.
01:11:44
Not me.
01:11:45
Me, on the other hand, I think it's just maybe we need a new religion.
01:11:49
Oh, one that won't make us sick.
01:11:53
One that won't talk too much.
01:11:56
But we'll suck my dick.
01:11:59
Yeah, we nearly all right now.
01:12:02
It is a verifiable fact that the current slate of religions kind of sucks.
01:12:07
All right.
01:12:07
And if you don't, does it mean the four of the 12 of them or the 8 billion of them?
01:12:13
Well, give them that opinions.
01:12:17
I think
01:12:18
opinions are formed the same from everyone,
01:12:21
from misinformation and Alex Jones,
01:12:23
like everyone else.
01:12:27
Facts.
01:12:28
Yeah, that's optimistic.
01:12:32
That's well, let the clip play so we can finish the clip.
01:12:35
I know what I'm talking about.
01:12:37
How sorry Gary came back.
01:12:39
I was,
01:12:41
now you had it right the first time he said gay.
01:12:43
He came back, sat down, said facts and then got cut back on.
01:12:48
First and foremost, the religion of the bosom.
01:12:50
All right.
01:12:50
Some of the big ones.
01:12:52
Now, why do these religions kind of suck?
01:12:54
Well, first of all, they're based on books.
01:12:55
My attention span just fell asleep.
01:12:57
All right.
01:12:57
Hey, what do you want him?
01:12:58
Based on a movie?
01:13:01
Yeah.
01:13:01
Yes, a story,
01:13:04
man. Yeah.
01:13:06
Quite modern movie comes out.
01:13:09
Hey. Also.
01:13:11
There it is.
01:13:12
It's based on one old as hell, right?
01:13:15
These were written back when people used to discuss facts.
01:13:17
And of course, too many sexual predators.
01:13:20
Yeah. Yeah. Right. Yeah.
01:13:21
To be fair there, sexual predators in every walk of life,
01:13:24
not just Catholics,
01:13:28
but they're just they've been highlighted lately with my preferred number.
01:13:33
I think the ideal number being zero one or 1 or 2, I think zero.
01:13:38
That's Paul's is 1 or 2.
01:13:39
I'll have to leave my personal preference I yeah, but it's the whole hot, warm,
01:13:43
good bad comfort pain without 1 or 2
01:13:48
getting it.
01:13:51
Up zero sexual predators.
01:13:53
And these kind of missed the mark on that a little bit.
01:13:55
Here we go. All religions are make believe.
01:14:06
Oh really?
01:14:10
So what does that mean?
01:14:11
Brady
01:14:12
I'm going to tell you, Brady.
01:14:16
Mark, there's a problem
01:14:17
with Christian fascism, but.
01:14:21
I don't want to say there's a problem
01:14:23
with Christian fascism, but, well, see, if you don't play that, don't.
01:14:26
That totally changes context.
01:14:28
No, that is it, right?
01:14:30
I don't want to say there's a problem with Christian fascism, but
01:14:35
I have no clue. Man.
01:14:39
There might be a problem.
01:14:41
This guy's
01:14:42
not funny anymore, right?
01:14:44
If you're Christians, but, you know, you kind of are.
01:14:49
Right.
01:14:51
Excuse me. Right.
01:14:52
Well, you say I find you, it's going to come back.
01:14:55
Oh, boy.
01:14:58
And make everything okay.
01:15:00
Why does he have to be have something like mental illness?
01:15:04
I don't want to say there's a.
01:15:08
Because ascending to
01:15:09
the sky requires flying.
01:15:12
Yes. The truth. What's wrong with that?
01:15:14
Flying a flying Jew sounds outrageous.
01:15:17
Jews don't fly around all the time.
01:15:22
If I say Jews by fly around more than most people, to be honest.
01:15:26
At least that's true for 0.6% of the population.
01:15:30
They do?
01:15:32
I heard an interesting Holocaust denier.
01:15:36
Now, I usually treat I customers like that.
01:15:39
The popular.
01:15:45
Now, no, this this doesn't represent
01:15:48
fly dragons live or any of its,
01:15:51
associated, entities, but
01:15:55
the the basic idea here, I had no idea that this was
01:15:58
where they were going with this.
01:16:00
Is that, the Holocaust
01:16:03
was fabricated decades later to make,
01:16:07
the Jewish people seem like victims and to,
01:16:13
but we don't.
01:16:18
Feel like they were victims, love.
01:16:20
Yeah, well, they know genocides and,
01:16:25
no, it it would be a great tactic,
01:16:29
but, there are the the anti-Semitic feelings around the world
01:16:35
are I thought, unjustified.
01:16:40
But they do have a little more power than
01:16:44
0.6 percent of the population
01:16:46
should have, but is proportional regardless of delegation
01:16:52
and hard work and effort.
01:16:54
And like,
01:16:56
just utilizing the system that's, that's I think that's
01:17:02
well within their right.
01:17:06
I think they're the only class of people that anytime you get criticism
01:17:09
critical of them or criticize them, they call it a crime,
01:17:13
a thing. Yeah, yeah, black people are there.
01:17:16
Hold on. What?
01:17:19
Yeah.
01:17:20
Anti-Semitic is a thing.
01:17:22
And anti,
01:17:24
I don't know, middle aged, white, balding,
01:17:30
cultural Christian men.
01:17:33
It's all fine. You were fair game.
01:17:35
I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
01:17:38
I said it like years ago on this podcast.
01:17:40
I said it years ago in my own life.
01:17:42
Before that, I again the just the aspect of like how a Hitler comes about
01:17:46
and how somebody can just kind of
01:17:48
show up one day and then just go, yeah, let's kill all these people.
01:17:51
And everyone's like,
01:17:52
yeah, yeah, of course it's it's weird because it's literally happening.
01:17:56
All we need is a spokesperson, you know, it's the right.
01:18:01
I think lady now, Gilmore, I don't know, Antichrist
01:18:04
or is it, probably no Luke Combs.
01:18:06
We're, free Palestine shirt, too, but
01:18:10
I want to wear a shirt.
01:18:11
We'll just bomb Palestine.
01:18:13
Back back to the midterm elections.
01:18:16
I remember a time when the midterm elections.
01:18:20
Yes. Midterm elections.
01:18:22
They, I remember a time that they.
01:18:25
Before they used to say,
01:18:28
I'm flat rates, and I approve this message.
01:18:31
Well, even at the end of a message, that was all the candidate
01:18:34
speaking the whole time.
01:18:36
So, like, it would not be necessary for the candidate to say.
01:18:40
And I approve this message because he delivered the message himself.
01:18:44
But but that is a thing that people do now.
01:18:49
Another thing that people have been doing is providing receipts
01:18:53
or collecting receipts to try to prove something.
01:18:55
And one of the proofs of this anti-Semitic
01:18:58
feeling was that, the concentration
01:19:01
camps didn't come up in the media
01:19:05
for decades following World War two.
01:19:08
So that would have been the 1960s and 70s, if it was 20 or 30 years later.
01:19:14
So I did the fact checking to check the
01:19:17
receipts and say that check
01:19:22
the first
01:19:22
mention of a okay, you can't say, okay,
01:19:25
the German regime at the time, you're not allowed to say that.
01:19:28
The name of that.
01:19:30
And I don't even think you're allowed to say the name of their dictator.
01:19:33
So we'll just say the first concentration camps
01:19:38
under that, there were lot stuff.
01:19:42
That's like that where they didn't have a leg up
01:19:45
and then another leg up, and then a different, like a.
01:19:52
Political rivals
01:19:53
were held in concentration camps starting that, 1933.
01:19:59
So, I just allegedly that's ignoring
01:20:05
that did not match the claim.
01:20:10
What?
01:20:13
The the Holocaust denier view.
01:20:17
Oh, this is God's doing parkour.
01:20:20
That ties in prolong the Holocaust.
01:20:23
I just wanted to just what I've got next pulled up.
01:20:25
Yeah, I am talking about the Holocaust.
01:20:28
So the Holocaust deniers said
01:20:31
the concentration camps didn't go up in the
01:20:33
media until 1970,
01:20:38
when it was made up.
01:20:40
So if you go back and you check the media
01:20:45
from the 1930s, they came up
01:20:49
so wrong and.
01:20:54
So I guess I'm not a Holocaust denier.
01:20:56
I'm not a flat earther, but I am a no plainer,
01:21:00
like the dinosaur deniers.
01:21:02
Well, the devil came back and put those that trick
01:21:04
to trick the non-Christians.
01:21:07
Oh, the dinosaurs were on the ark.
01:21:10
And the ark was, fabrication of Ron Wyatt.
01:21:15
Who the.
01:21:16
The movie Don Verdean was
01:21:20
modeled after.
01:21:25
So there you go.
01:21:27
There you go.
01:21:28
Well, speaking of, goats
01:21:31
choirs, the bumper, Jerry said.
01:21:35
Draw said.
01:21:35
He said what?
01:21:36
They said.
01:21:37
Yeah, I said my wife said, yeah, there's a bumper that we need.
01:21:40
And do that. Oh, God said,
01:21:44
I don't have time to do that.
01:21:46
Give me a noun, an object that you can insert.
01:21:50
Dildo.
01:21:53
Dial.
01:21:54
Do you need a verb?
01:21:56
Present tense.
01:21:59
Boink.
01:22:03
Boink.
01:22:04
Oh, thinking of that as a sound, but okay, I guess.
01:22:07
Yeah, you can boink something anymore.
01:22:10
First question. Yes.
01:22:15
Or the first question.
01:22:16
The first. First. Who said it
01:22:19
is from
01:22:21
episode one, 68 goats, which is why that title next.
01:22:24
Oh, me.
01:22:25
The quote is each show be an individual show all by itself.
01:22:31
I mean, it was like that to say that I believe that is Gary.
01:22:35
I said it as well.
01:22:37
I said it,
01:22:38
I wrote it, you said it in this book.
01:22:40
I didn't even hear the quote, but I put Gary.
01:22:43
Yeah, it's right.
01:22:44
Can you find anyone?
01:22:46
Find it. Prove it.
01:22:48
Okay. Yeah.
01:22:49
Find final receipt.
01:22:51
Go write.
01:22:53
It's so, very unfortunately, Lebanon.
01:22:57
Angel numbers.
01:22:58
Holy cow.
01:23:01
There's a lot of stuff in here. So.
01:23:02
So anyway, I've got some things to work on, so,
01:23:08
I've been trying to make this show, this standalone,
01:23:13
it show, be an individual show
01:23:17
all by itself.
01:23:21
So we all get one, right?
01:23:23
Yep. Brady said Gary as well.
01:23:27
Yeah. Yeah.
01:23:29
All righty.
01:23:30
The next question or the next question?
01:23:32
The next quote is normally I hide these books
01:23:35
in between the slats.
01:23:39
I've never used the word slap in my life.
01:23:41
I have,
01:23:44
but I don't book.
01:23:47
That's all I'm going to say to Gary as well.
01:23:49
Right as we've been.
01:23:52
And I say slats and I book,
01:23:55
you say a lot of weird words, but what would
01:23:58
what slats would you be talking about?
01:24:00
Like a book? And,
01:24:02
I'm looking at these slats in the in my floor.
01:24:06
I'm looking at the books on my shelf.
01:24:09
There's slats.
01:24:10
Slats from books that tell me, oh, my, it all sounds good.
01:24:14
It always to me.
01:24:15
This one's sort of going to be interesting here.
01:24:19
I'm not sure how we play this.
01:24:25
Or anything by children.
01:24:27
But here we have a woman who's had
01:24:30
to remove carrots.
01:24:32
He's a man
01:24:34
between the slats.
01:24:37
One. I'm going to go.
01:24:38
Oh we didn't. Oh we lost.
01:24:41
What do you mean we all lost?
01:24:42
That was.
01:24:42
That was her, right?
01:24:45
I mean, is that does that count as Brady.
01:24:46
Because that says you brought that clip to the end.
01:24:49
You shoved it in the in the beginning of kid smut.
01:24:53
Okay.
01:24:54
Thank you. Nailed it. This time.
01:24:57
Hi I'm Gary welcome to Fledge Rants Live.
01:25:00
What is the topic today.
01:25:01
Is it is it the abbreviation for hazardous material?
01:25:07
Kids smut
01:25:09
okay.
01:25:10
Yeah.
01:25:12
We what?
01:25:14
Give me a live intro that
01:25:17
you guys said you wanted to show about kiss kids smut.
01:25:19
So there we go.
01:25:23
Okay.
01:25:26
So nobody gets there
01:25:27
because, dude, nobody gets a point.
01:25:30
It's 1.11.
01:25:31
Let's go over our, it's, the record is, 012 for Gary,
01:25:35
two and oh, for Brady, and oh, and two for JR.
01:25:39
And I'm I'm the winner.
01:25:43
Did I miss some clues as to where draw was?
01:25:47
He's passed Gary.
01:25:49
I went past Gary.
01:25:50
I went, oh, okay.
01:25:52
I drove past.
01:25:55
I am not in Chicago, I guess.
01:25:58
But you're in Illinois. You're in Richmond?
01:26:03
Nope.
01:26:05
I don't even know where Springfield.
01:26:06
The nearest local major Springfield is.
01:26:09
Good guess.
01:26:10
Did you drive past Springfield?
01:26:13
No, I mean, maybe I don't fucking know.
01:26:16
Yeah.
01:26:16
No, definitely not in almost every in every country.
01:26:20
In every state.
01:26:22
Oh. Where does the place you're at have a professional NFL team?
01:26:27
Oh, no.
01:26:29
But it is.
01:26:29
It is.
01:26:32
There's no like a city
01:26:35
that you're going to name that, like, this is going to be.
01:26:38
Well, let's just hear the rap then I guess we'll go.
01:26:41
Yeah, I guess we'll call it Chicago. Right?
01:26:42
It's it's.
01:26:44
Yeah.
01:26:44
You rock for fucking
01:26:47
near Dixon. Near
01:26:51
your dicks.
01:26:52
Well, now that we know.
01:26:53
Rochelle.
01:26:55
Rochelle.
01:26:56
Or do you got to rap Davis Junction?
01:26:58
Of course I have a fucking rap about an area
01:27:01
that's closest to the area that I currently even do.
01:27:04
You freak out the club because they dare to say hello in you.
01:27:10
Rage quit when the answer got to go.
01:27:15
Where in the world is Georgia drew?
01:27:19
Yo, Georgia.
01:27:22
Draw ago.
01:27:24
This is a rap about Crestwood, Illinois.
01:27:26
Christ, what a 448.
01:27:29
Did you know that?
01:27:31
Christ, what is a suburb of Chicago?
01:27:35
They are located in Cook County and the school district is Cook
01:27:40
County schools.
01:27:41
You have about 10,400 residents.
01:27:44
And Interstate 290 focus right through by it.
01:27:47
The air right do by then. Dean.
01:27:50
And when you need chicken God Harold's chicken shack
01:27:53
when you need burgers you go to right throw burger.
01:27:56
And when you need pizza, you got to known as good life pizza.
01:27:59
The little India rushing in there and the stacked restaurant.
01:28:03
Oh yes.
01:28:04
Centene, the Animal Island pet shop is there.
01:28:07
And Heidi's for chimp pie.
01:28:09
Paabo. Yes, indeed.
01:28:11
They also have a pizza shop.
01:28:13
Got some slices of. Yes, indeed.
01:28:16
And naked carryout is another place to eat.
01:28:18
Oh yes indeed.
01:28:20
This is a rather about. Crestwood, Illinois.
01:28:23
Crestwood, Illinois.
01:28:27
I don't think you said that right.
01:28:29
Beautiful.
01:28:30
I don't think you said a lot of things right.
01:28:33
Yes, indeed.
01:28:40
How about if you pick,
01:28:41
gross noun plural.
01:28:46
Boogers.
01:28:51
And then an anatomical noun.
01:28:56
Vagina.
01:29:04
I think I think a vagina would
01:29:07
be wonderful. That's what I changed.
01:29:10
What I was going to say at the last second.
01:29:13
Good.
01:29:14
Today, for your very own personal six, six, six bar code in black.
01:29:18
No more in regards to price.
01:29:20
Because you buy is now automatic,
01:29:22
subtracted from your bank account by the computer terminal at the checkouts.
01:29:26
We actually have this on.
01:29:28
Go go go go go.
01:29:31
Please don't go go go go go go don't go.
01:29:38
Please don't go.
01:29:40
Kathy, don't go to the supermarket today.
01:29:46
Kathy, don't go to the supermarket today.
01:29:52
Why not?
01:29:53
Because there's a very strange man at the checkout stand.
01:29:57
There's a scanner where you put your hand.
01:30:00
Coffee?
01:30:01
Don't go to the supermarket today.
01:30:04
I'll go get.
01:30:06
I don't think there's a there. Really?
01:30:09
There's no way to pay.
01:30:11
Go, go.
01:30:12
Please don't go.
01:30:13
I know there's a sale on a special on.
01:30:16
Right.
01:30:17
Everybody got a Casio keyboard late eight rice.
01:30:20
But that's just a way to get you down there.
01:30:24
Duran Duran can always make music.
01:30:27
Coffee.
01:30:27
Don't go to the supermarket today.
01:30:34
Coffee?
01:30:34
Don't go.
01:30:35
I think I saw this on saved by the Bell one day.
01:30:38
I'm so excited.
01:30:40
I'm so excited.
01:30:41
I'm so here's night explaining coffee why these things must be done right.
01:30:47
They say that your computer is the way to control what they didn't say.
01:30:52
Starting last year.
01:30:53
So coffee don't go does.
01:30:56
You're not worried about that right here.
01:30:57
They don't go.
01:30:59
Don't go without a computer I did.
01:31:03
There's no way to play.
01:31:05
Please go to work.
01:31:07
The roses are very strange.
01:31:09
See if they call it the Mark of the beast.
01:31:10
Everyone's like, no, but if they can't act like everybody's like you can.
01:31:14
Don't go to the supermarket today.
01:31:18
You make it
01:31:21
all coffee.
01:31:22
Can't you see what they drive? I like the spirit.
01:31:24
Halloween wardrobe they did for casting.
01:31:27
This isn't just a new craze.
01:31:31
They want to make us their slaves.
01:31:35
Oh, Cassie, don't go to the supermarket today. Go.
01:31:41
Why not?
01:31:41
Mark got me.
01:31:43
Don't go to the supermarket today.
01:31:47
Go go go go go go
01:31:50
go go go go go go.
01:31:54
That's what they're thinking.
01:31:56
Look, this was dystopian, but they didn't even know.
01:31:59
Now it wants to make money while you wait.
01:32:01
And it has nothing to do with selling you more burgers.
01:32:03
In August of this year, McDonald's started testing something new at 450 company
01:32:08
owned restaurants in America that after customers placed a drive
01:32:11
thru order, the digital menu board changes.
01:32:13
Instead of fries or Big Mac, it shows an ad from another company like Geico.
01:32:17
You pay McDonald's for the meal,
01:32:19
then another company pays McDonald's to get in front of you.
01:32:22
It's called the McDonald's Media Network, and McDonald's wants to turn it into a $1
01:32:26
billion business.
01:32:28
McDonald's says the ads add little costs, won't make restaurants harder to run,
01:32:32
and won't disrupt your experience.
01:32:33
But McDonald's, once told America, you deserve a break today.
01:32:36
Now even your break comes with an ad.
01:32:39
This isn't free television. This isn't a free app.
01:32:42
You already came there to spend money.
01:32:43
Yet while you're waiting for your food,
01:32:45
McDonald's wants to sell those seconds of coffee.
01:32:48
Another company you entered as the customer.
01:32:50
Now you're the product to.
01:32:52
McDonald's serves more than 70 million people every day, and has nearly 220
01:32:56
million active loyalty members worldwide.
01:32:59
This isn't only a fast food crowd, that's a giant audience.
01:33:02
Advertisers want to reach this strategy.
01:33:04
It's called commerce media.
01:33:06
McDonald's isn't only selling burgers, it's selling access
01:33:09
to the people buying them.
01:33:10
Some people will call that smart business.
01:33:12
I call it getting paid twice.
01:33:15
You sit on my carpet, wait till you see this.
01:33:18
It's the Sasquatch signal finder and capture.
01:33:21
The first thing we do is the gas station.
01:33:22
I mean, what you contain the legendary clip.
01:33:25
This is an example of one of the animals
01:33:27
that an automatic net that does the hard work for over only 7995.
01:33:31
If you've ever dreamed of fighting Bigfoot, wait till you see this.
01:33:33
It's the Sasquatch Signal Finder and capture the first home
01:33:37
you system to detect, alert, and safely contain the legendary creature.
01:33:40
Tri color strength meter, portable sensors. And it.
01:33:42
I'm just relieved we're going to finally get to the bottom of this one.
01:33:46
If you've ever dreamed of fighting Bigfoot, wait till you see this stuff.
01:33:49
Watch this.
01:34:02
That was just fantastic.
01:34:05
Wow. What do you want from me, bro?
01:34:08
Come on. Brother. What?
01:34:09
What do you think, man?
01:34:11
I agree.
01:34:13
Oh, okay.
01:34:14
Good.
01:34:16
Hey, guys.
01:34:17
My birthday party is this Saturday here, so come on out.
01:34:21
Bring your appetite.
01:34:22
I'm, I'm introducing the new chicken recipe.
01:34:28
Yeah,
01:34:30
yeah, I think so.
01:34:32
I'm sure a chicken recipe.
01:34:35
I'm an old chicken recipe. Try it before.
01:34:37
What's wrong with the old?
01:34:38
It is,
01:34:40
kind of boring.
01:34:42
This one is going to be delicious.
01:34:46
I'm just giving you the.
01:34:49
Yeah.
01:34:52
I did a, sample,
01:34:54
survey, and I froze the rest.
01:34:58
And it's sitting in the freezer in the marinade waiting to go.
01:35:03
I think I'll pull it out Thursday, so it'll be fully thawed by Saturday,
01:35:08
and we'll throw it on the barbecue and shout out, bring me a sandwich with you.
01:35:15
Tonight, decorated with a falcon.
01:35:17
But let's take a picture.
01:35:19
Not a fucking I hate it.
01:35:20
I, I fucking love you guys.
01:35:24
How did you make come?
01:35:27
Oh, my birthday number one
01:35:30
is the peanut butter and jelly.
01:35:33
With bacon and.
01:35:37
I think there's bread.
01:35:40
It's me.
01:35:40
I think there's enough steak there where you could put anything in between it.
01:35:43
I'd be okay with it.
01:35:45
Yeah, I'm almost okay. You sick fuck.
01:35:48
Oh, okay.
01:35:48
Sandwich, too.
01:35:49
Same concept
01:35:52
sandwich too.
01:35:52
Well, let's slow, let's slow down.
01:35:54
Just a moment. Here.
01:35:56
No, let.
01:36:01
I'm waiting for it.
01:36:04
Okay.
01:36:04
Same concept. So.
01:36:11
You like?
01:36:16
All right.
01:36:17
Sandwich three.
01:36:18
Why does same concept vagina?
01:36:23
Because it's
01:36:24
almost as good with a yeast infection.
01:36:27
And then sandwich three. I'm sorry.
01:36:29
I'm the best for that.
01:36:31
We saved the best for last.
01:36:32
This is how to make a sandwich.
01:36:36
Why?
01:36:41
I want.
01:36:45
I'm not.
01:36:45
I'm not a barbecue.
01:36:46
Especially barbecue and pickle fan.
01:36:50
Oh, why not try it with you?
01:36:52
I think the cheese one would have been the best.
01:36:56
The least offensive.
01:36:58
What do you think you say that one.
01:37:02
Oh. Okay.
01:37:03
I like the one who's.
01:37:04
I like pulled pork.
01:37:06
Yeah, but not with pickles.
01:37:11
Okay.
01:37:19
All right, pick
01:37:19
one more sweet, and then we'll go to Rumble.
01:37:23
Adjective. Highly inappropriate.
01:37:24
Sexual adjective.
01:37:33
Infected.
01:37:34
Oh, wait.
01:37:36
Am I missed it?
01:37:37
See, that would've been perfect.
01:37:42
Okay.
01:37:45
The unfiltered and crude
01:37:47
proclamation of unrestrained speech.
01:37:50
All right, folks, listen up before
01:37:53
we dive headfirst into that circus of crudeness and uncensored banter,
01:37:57
here's our no nonsense disclaimer served with a side of flag humor.
01:38:01
Look, we're here for a good time, not a politically correct time, all right?
01:38:05
In this crazy world, we're snowflakes melting.
01:38:07
Everyone's a critic.
01:38:08
We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
01:38:11
So here goes.
01:38:13
Article one.
01:38:14
Let's get ridiculous.
01:38:15
The sole purpose of our discourse, be it from guests post
01:38:17
or any random loud mouth, is to tickle your funny bone.
01:38:20
Please join us for the rest of the show and
01:38:23
any semblance of seriousness
01:38:25
completely absent this article is better offending everyone equally.
01:38:28
We're equal opportunity offenders, all right, we don't give a hoot
01:38:32
about your gender, race, religion, or whether you prefer
01:38:35
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01:38:38
or dildos.
01:38:40
We're here to roast everyone
01:38:41
from politicians to influencers to our own sorry selves.
01:38:45
Nobody's safe.
01:38:47
Not even gab games. Apple pie.
01:38:49
Article three screw political correctness.
01:38:52
Listen, we ain't here to hold your hand or sugarcoat anything.
01:38:55
So if our jokes offend you, tough luck.
01:38:59
We're not responsible for any ruffled feathers or hurt feelings.
01:39:01
But hey, if you can take the heat,
01:39:03
we promise we'll dish out some belly laughs and maybe a couple of snorts.
01:39:06
Ha ha ha. Article four fake news alert.
01:39:08
We'll take you outside the courtroom for further details.
01:39:11
The tales, rumors, and downright lies you hear here are as fictional
01:39:15
as a $3 bill.
01:39:17
Any resemblance to real life events or people,
01:39:20
whether alive or pushing up daisies, is purely coincidental
01:39:23
and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
01:39:26
We're pretty sure the Earth is round, and I didn't actually take myself out,
01:39:29
but honestly, who cares? Article five
01:39:33
parody.
01:39:35
Because why not?
01:39:38
Parody and satire are our bread and butter folks.
01:39:41
Any likeness to actual people or characters
01:39:44
is just us having a laugh, not a reason for a lawsuit.
01:39:47
We might not be the smartest cookies in the jar,
01:39:50
always sure not to stir up some trouble.
01:39:54
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a twist,
01:39:57
then congrats! You're our kind of people.
01:40:00
We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some questionable joy,
01:40:03
and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious all the frickin time.
01:40:07
So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride
01:40:10
to the absurd realms of our humor.
01:40:11
While flags rants lie.
01:40:17
Again, join us over at rumble.com/red branch.
01:40:20
Now for the rest of the show
01:40:23
and. Ladies and
01:40:30
gentlemen, let's get ready for
01:40:36
all of Rumble.
01:40:38
I hope that you're ready to rumble.
01:40:40
I hope you're ready to rumble.
01:40:44
This requires the bumper, Gary said.
01:40:49
Draw said.
01:40:50
He said what?
01:40:51
They said, I said, my wife said, yeah, there's a bumper that we need.
01:40:55
And I'll do that.
01:40:57
Oh, God.
01:40:57
Said, who said.
01:41:01
If we play this on the show,
01:41:03
I am leaving the show.
01:41:06
Oh oh,
01:41:11
play this on the show.
01:41:12
I am leaving the show.
01:41:16
I want to say draw
01:41:19
or say words like,
01:41:21
yeah, it sounds like a fake gay threat that if someone were to make a gay
01:41:25
fake throat can't be Gary because he makes real gay threats.
01:41:29
Yeah, he actually leaves the show. He won't just. He won't just.
01:41:31
He won't tell you up front. He'll just
01:41:35
show up one day.
01:41:36
Yeah.
01:41:38
Yep. It is room number 83.
01:41:40
Saturnalia.
01:41:42
Oh, wow.
01:41:43
Okay.
01:41:45
Yeah. Brady says draw.
01:41:47
Gary says, I say, I say Brady is Brady.
01:41:51
Brady, Brady and draw.
01:41:53
Yep the Brady.
01:41:54
We're not good at the game.
01:41:56
Wait I gotta say it in duh duh.
01:41:59
Oh she killing.
01:42:01
She cutting up. And in it it's so bad.
01:42:04
Is it changing like wait you said she is kind of mad
01:42:09
if we play this on the show, I am leaving the show.
01:42:12
Nobody gets it, right, I can't, we blew it. No,
01:42:17
we got festive. We're.
01:42:19
Yeah.
01:42:21
Where's that?
01:42:23
I look good and red.
01:42:26
You do?
01:42:26
Oh, I've heard that before.
01:42:30
All right.
01:42:30
So we all scored nothing.
01:42:32
Nothing? Yeah.
01:42:33
We all are still tied at one one, two, one.
01:42:35
I don't remember saying that I was I was swinging.
01:42:39
Oh, now you do. I think that was
01:42:41
in my cups.
01:42:42
It's fun to fun to fun.
01:42:47
Now the next one is I,
01:42:49
I avoid a fight and I'm going to hide.
01:42:54
Oh, I know this one.
01:42:55
That's that's Gary.
01:42:57
It's not me.
01:42:58
It's the guy with the little Gary.
01:43:00
The, The little shades and, the beret.
01:43:07
Are you allowed to choose that?
01:43:09
I think it should be one of us. Or not.
01:43:12
Or not should be the fourth option.
01:43:15
Yeah, right.
01:43:15
No or no?
01:43:16
It's it's it's the chapter.
01:43:18
Right.
01:43:21
The look, the that looks like Ned
01:43:22
from, South Park or or South America is what it's called.
01:43:26
Now, the guy that talks like this,
01:43:30
the of his friend.
01:43:32
What the fuck?
01:43:34
Wait.
01:43:34
Nobody guessed women without reason.
01:43:37
The first time.
01:43:39
Oh, yeah.
01:43:39
This is all right. Here is the only one who is going to answer this.
01:43:42
But we're going to Gary a point.
01:43:43
It's big diarrhea, but it's probably,
01:43:48
I, I'm an elite fighter,
01:43:50
but, I, I avoid a fight, and I'm going to hide.
01:43:54
But, Gary, I'm.
01:43:56
It was me.
01:43:57
It's so, so so it wasn't that guy.
01:43:59
I gotta to take your point away.
01:44:00
Fuck, yeah.
01:44:02
Yeah.
01:44:02
Sorry for jumping the gun on that.
01:44:03
I just assumed dickhead was so sure
01:44:06
I didn't get a chance.
01:44:07
I didn't get a chance to guess.
01:44:09
I'm just saying, I know right away, Gary.
01:44:14
Yeah, I guess I was all right.
01:44:17
I know it wasn't.
01:44:17
Well, because I, I wake up every morning and go,
01:44:19
who the fuck am I going to get into a fight with today?
01:44:21
Not a fist fight.
01:44:22
I'm not just saying confirm. You've heard my stories.
01:44:25
I confront people.
01:44:28
I'm not sure why this guy would brag.
01:44:30
I would.
01:44:32
Yeah, Yeah, I was all right.
01:44:34
Ryan. Yeah, it's. We'll do push.
01:44:37
It's a push.
01:44:37
Actually, this guy, I'm pretty sure it was my fault.
01:44:40
Okay.
01:44:41
No, no, no, it feels good taking away my point,
01:44:44
I feel like you guys were awarded me one negative point, which was good.
01:44:48
No, for everybody.
01:44:50
Next one is show me a drawing of a rabbit from China.
01:44:54
Show me a drawing.
01:44:57
Oh, the hints right in the clue.
01:45:00
Sounds like it'd be this one again.
01:45:03
Gary, I'm going to go.
01:45:04
I'm going to go with Brady.
01:45:08
Gary,
01:45:09
I, I don't know, I'm going to have to guess.
01:45:12
Really?
01:45:12
Oh, no.
01:45:16
Well, I'll just say draw.
01:45:17
So we all guess somebody different.
01:45:19
It it's not a good it's not a good way to get down
01:45:21
I forgot I know it isn't until I win.
01:45:25
It's the whole love triangle.
01:45:27
You win every week.
01:45:28
So Gary said Brady Brady said draw and draw said Brady. Yep.
01:45:34
What are we waiting for?
01:45:35
That ad pick a verb.
01:45:36
But it's an action involving friction,
01:45:40
rubbing,
01:45:42
rub and rubbing and tugging. Rub.
01:45:47
Rub a dub dub
01:45:49
like we just went to a point.
01:45:50
There's like no trash anywhere.
01:45:52
The raccoon would come up in your ships like area 50 guys, whereas area 51, right.
01:45:57
You were, said Dedrick.
01:45:58
Dragons from every culture in the world.
01:46:00
Have you ever seen show me a drawing of a rabbit from China?
01:46:03
Show me. Show me a story.
01:46:05
Would anybody guess Cedric and Squirrel?
01:46:07
There's not.
01:46:10
A bit like spaceship. Thank you.
01:46:11
There was no or no.
01:46:12
So when he said the raccoon in the squirrel was.
01:46:13
He's saying there's no story about the raccoon,
01:46:15
and there's no one to 1 to 1 squirrel.
01:46:16
As he's saying, there are stories about the squirrel,
01:46:18
but there's no stories about the raccoon and the squirrel.
01:46:20
Therefore, all raccoons are aliens.
01:46:22
Oh, those are the only two options because he's saying the third thing,
01:46:25
which is there's no story about a raccoon and a squirrel friend.
01:46:33
That's on the boring.
01:46:35
So yeah, nobody guessed or no.
01:46:37
So this has been a tough game,
01:46:40
but has I like, you know, how how many are left?
01:46:45
Three. So let's just roll into the next one,
01:46:47
because the last two are slightly off color.
01:46:52
Okay. Good. Is it?
01:46:54
Next one is Samsung hides their make selection
01:46:57
under the an option under their camera.
01:47:01
That's me.
01:47:03
I'll just put it for all of us.
01:47:04
But that's pretty.
01:47:06
Yeah it's definitely BS which
01:47:09
is true too.
01:47:10
LG just got caught for doing it.
01:47:11
They're the most recent true to dude.
01:47:14
So I always make a joke. I'm like, how do you know that?
01:47:17
There's something very logical.
01:47:18
And I'll say the same reason I know the people on the TV can't hear me.
01:47:21
You know, on the TV show.
01:47:24
Yeah, I was wrong.
01:47:24
Oh, God, I was wrong. They keep saying that.
01:47:26
But you can just hear.
01:47:27
No, but we may need to scrub through this episode.
01:47:32
Anyway, did you just see a tit?
01:47:35
No. I saw something that
01:47:38
we have not seen in forever.
01:47:42
Oh, from the while, I sucked it down pretty hard.
01:47:45
Oh, no. You're playing something else, though.
01:47:47
Okay. You're playing this video.
01:47:49
Remember this motherfucker?
01:47:50
Oh, yeah, I like that.
01:47:51
It's upside down, you know, there I just.
01:47:53
Oh, we're back here.
01:47:55
Fledge rants live. And, let's see.
01:47:58
Is that the murderer gone?
01:48:00
We're just moving.
01:48:02
The mics did not work because.
01:48:04
Oh, I thought it was.
01:48:05
Samsung hides their mic selection.
01:48:07
There we go.
01:48:08
An option under their camera called 2 to 2 people.
01:48:11
You know, that's a lot we can go with and still have the mics work.
01:48:18
But for some reason
01:48:18
your garage barn, whatever it's called,
01:48:22
the barn, there's no pole.
01:48:25
Listen to you can go pole. Right.
01:48:28
Where's my oh that's a stick by my here.
01:48:30
It's not a pole barn.
01:48:33
I mean, you can call it a pole barn,
01:48:35
but you can call the dog's tail a leg.
01:48:39
Doesn't matter to me.
01:48:41
No, it's just literally called a bull bar.
01:48:43
And you're right. There are no pole.
01:48:45
No, it's not a pole.
01:48:46
Barn has to be erected like being held up by a pole or two in the middle.
01:48:53
And it's got a
01:48:55
the other options are sheet metal or wood or stick.
01:48:59
I'm pretty sure they call it a stick barn.
01:49:01
It's a stick burning man.
01:49:04
Yeah, those are sticks. Rather twigs.
01:49:07
Yeah, I
01:49:07
think sticks made out of big flat cut sticks.
01:49:11
Yeah.
01:49:11
In the monologue, you said the Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson, Michael J.
01:49:15
Fox, that a his jacket was blue and thought it was red.
01:49:21
Fact check.
01:49:23
It's definitely red.
01:49:25
What?
01:49:26
Like, what timeline are you in?
01:49:28
I would call it, like, a burnt brick.
01:49:32
More of a burnt brick.
01:49:34
Also, the Ark of the covenant or the Ark of the covenant.
01:49:37
The Noah's Ark. Not debunked.
01:49:40
Number one. Number two. Yeah.
01:49:41
The shroud of turd.
01:49:42
The shroud of turd. Not debunked.
01:49:45
Yeah.
01:49:45
It's actually, there's been studies that that say that there's DNA.
01:49:48
That is a direct time time frame of
01:49:52
and evidence of Jesus.
01:49:58
Also, Brady was struggling
01:49:59
with this up front on the show, trying to get trying to get Gary to,
01:50:04
theory.
01:50:05
Brady was trying to prove a point and he couldn't quite get Gary out.
01:50:09
There is no true about about the God situation.
01:50:12
So, Gary, do you do you believe in God?
01:50:15
No. Why?
01:50:19
No evidence.
01:50:21
So right there. Right.
01:50:22
That's what you're looking for, Brady. What a why?
01:50:24
What do you mean, there's no evidence?
01:50:25
What evidence?
01:50:26
You have that there's no evidence.
01:50:28
But that's gibberish.
01:50:30
That's incoherent. You can't ask, what is this?
01:50:33
Why is it, why is it, why is it.
01:50:36
That's two.
01:50:36
Logically, when you reach a level of two logical, then it becomes incoherent.
01:50:41
It is what it is.
01:50:42
For example, the most logical statement you could ever you
01:50:46
nobody could argue with it is what it is or it is.
01:50:50
It is what it is.
01:50:52
Is it?
01:50:54
But I did have a I did actually have an argument in the last week about
01:50:59
I like you made up too many examples of it.
01:51:03
Yeah. But you thought this coat was blue,
01:51:07
so I don't believe anything you believe, right?
01:51:10
I know I don't even think he even heard you.
01:51:14
Your perception is your reality.
01:51:17
You cannot perceive anything beyond you.
01:51:20
Therefore, you'll never use the national treasure.
01:51:22
It's just not our nation.
01:51:28
Pick a body parts.
01:51:29
Plural. Plural.
01:51:30
Body part pose
01:51:34
a lot of body parts in this.
01:51:35
I'm kind of nervous.
01:51:36
I hope it works.
01:51:37
I didn't even test it. I coded it out and demoed test it.
01:51:40
But we should have a story at the end.
01:51:41
We have one more part of it.
01:51:42
That way. Let's go to cut over the rumble for the last one.
01:51:45
What we already did, you know. Right?
01:51:52
Now the
01:51:53
argument was the argument that was being had was the fact that you were trying
01:51:57
to say the evidence, that there's no evidence for God, but you were Brady
01:52:01
was trying to say that there's no evidence for not God in the same ilk.
01:52:04
So you can't say one or the other because you can say both about both.
01:52:09
Right.
01:52:10
That just because there are two options doesn't make it 5050.
01:52:14
Does always know it never, actually never does.
01:52:19
No, it's not 5050. Brady.
01:52:21
Even if you've got two choices, it is a 5050.
01:52:24
That's a coin toss.
01:52:27
Hahahahahahahaha.
01:52:29
You dropped your douche.
01:52:32
Fuck off.
01:52:34
I heard it hit the floor.
01:52:35
I don't know, gross. Now.
01:52:38
Yeah.
01:52:40
Like that commercial when that bitch pulls her vape out of the toilet,
01:52:43
things like heart disease and then throws in the garbage, right?
01:52:46
The right thing so it doesn't plug up the toilet.
01:52:49
Or does she hit it? Start with thing one here tonight.
01:52:51
Three things to know about this.
01:52:52
That deli meat in your refrigerator a new scientific oh my lord.
01:52:56
The annual review of. Hold on.
01:52:57
Look at what researchers know so far about ultra processed foods.
01:53:01
I believe it's the nitrates.
01:53:03
And one of the studies they we've known this forever.
01:53:06
It followed nearly a half million people in the UK.
01:53:09
The find in the UK.
01:53:12
Yeah, they're totally different.
01:53:13
They drive on the other side of the road.
01:53:14
How can we trust anything?
01:53:16
Even per day was associated with a 44%
01:53:20
higher risk of developing dementia overall.
01:53:22
I mean 52%. Oh really?
01:53:25
Oh what do you say?
01:53:26
We did it?
01:53:27
So that's roughly the way five grams of processed meat, 25g per day,
01:53:32
was associated with a 44% higher risk of developing dementia overall.
01:53:38
Yeah, but
01:53:38
I don't even understand what he's saying because I eat, like way more than 25g.
01:53:42
A 25g.
01:53:44
That's roughly the weight of two slices of deli meat.
01:53:47
So we're talking about an awfully thin slice, is
01:53:50
what I'm saying on your lunch sandwich every day.
01:53:53
Now to thing number two, it's not just about deli meat.
01:53:56
The bigger question researchers are looking at,
01:53:58
I think number two is what I do right after I eat all that deli meat
01:54:01
sodas, packaged snacks and some ready to eat meals.
01:54:04
Or these foods tend to have more salt, sugar, fat
01:54:07
and additives, well, often having less fiber, no sugar.
01:54:11
This just in a researcher.
01:54:13
Processed foods that aren't raw foods are unhealthy.
01:54:15
Diet could affect the brain over time, including inflammation.
01:54:20
Thanks for that damage and changes in the weight, the brain, and muscle,
01:54:23
the review found no studies is not higher,
01:54:26
not even food consumption with faster cognitive decline.
01:54:30
What is it in the brain that brings us to think, not exactly dementia.
01:54:35
Then this does not mean two slices of turkey is going to give you dementia.
01:54:39
Yet these human studies are observation, meaning cuckoo bananas.
01:54:43
Three found an association.
01:54:46
I was told that they.
01:54:48
It's not that
01:54:51
I forgot where I put my keys. It's
01:54:54
believing made up stuff.
01:54:56
I forgot that I live here and I forgot that I knew how to drive.
01:54:59
Yeah, but what they also don't tell you about these studies is,
01:55:02
there's a there's just going to repeat.
01:55:04
I don't know what they're saying.
01:55:05
Not processed meat directly causes the dementia.
01:55:09
And then what
01:55:11
causality now.
01:55:14
But what also they don't.
01:55:15
And when they tell you all those like risk factor, percentage based things,
01:55:20
they don't tell you that it's like when they go old X causes
01:55:24
a 50% increase in having this.
01:55:27
And it's like, yeah, but it's a 50% on what the average already was.
01:55:31
So if it's if it's a 1% chance of getting this disease
01:55:36
and you have a 50% increase, you now have a 2% chance
01:55:39
of getting the disease you don't have like it doesn't rise like 50%.
01:55:42
Oh no, it's a 50%.
01:55:44
No, it's it's 50%.
01:55:45
It's 42% of what the average already was.
01:55:48
It's not really that much of an increase technically.
01:55:52
If it's a small number, you're not. Right.
01:55:54
If there were four people now there's six.
01:55:57
But they do that with the studies and it freaks everyone out.
01:55:59
And people don't realize that it makes you just, you know,
01:56:03
makes you question shit when you start to look at that that way,
01:56:06
I question it because right after that story, there was a broccoli commercial.
01:56:12
I like broccoli always.
01:56:13
Big broccoli starts are safe word. No.
01:56:17
Well, really quick because this is not in our list of stuff.
01:56:19
But, this also skewed my interest, trying to find,
01:56:24
because you mentioned first also, you mentioned vest also in your monologue.
01:56:27
So, let's throw in some, some, got some Dimitri Martin really quick.
01:56:33
Okay.
01:56:34
One cool. That does work best.
01:56:36
Cool.
01:56:37
For example.
01:56:38
Right. Cool.
01:56:41
To make it uncool.
01:56:42
Easy.
01:56:43
Add a sweater vest.
01:56:47
And human arms, apparently.
01:56:52
Yep. Yeah.
01:56:57
I was actually great.
01:56:58
Yeah.
01:56:59
I was actually trying to find a different comedy bit that he had
01:57:02
got some kind of joke about the vest and how,
01:57:05
like, a narrow breeze is coming through.
01:57:07
And that's when you put one on, because, you know, I don't know,
01:57:09
I forget what the joke premises, but it's of funny
01:57:13
stealing his exact routine
01:57:16
because I knew I knew was it was out there.
01:57:19
I knew that you are out there.
01:57:21
You definitely were out there.
01:57:24
Now the monologue is cool
01:57:25
because like, as the show goes on will go off the rails.
01:57:29
Are you all watching.
01:57:30
There's my turn to go off the rails all by myself.
01:57:34
But the monologue also keeps
01:57:36
the show topic in focus, at least for, for the beginning.
01:57:40
Yeah, it was then it goes off the rails and that's fine.
01:57:43
But oh, I didn't know the elephant dung paper
01:57:46
existed and I didn't know there are more,
01:57:49
more pyramids in China than Egypt.
01:57:52
That doesn't even make you roll up.
01:57:54
You roll up your wiener dung, elephant dung paper.
01:57:57
You can.
01:58:01
Make it.
01:58:01
Should you? I don't know, do.
01:58:08
I, I was watching it's a good.
01:58:12
I was up some shit with two Chainz.
01:58:13
Was like he was, I don't know,
01:58:15
there was these two white businessmen looking motherfuckers
01:58:17
that had, like, briefcases of, like, $150,000 cigars and $20,000
01:58:22
cigars of fucking weed, weed, cigars and shit.
01:58:26
And it was just when the guy sat down and he kind of just
01:58:28
mentioned,
01:58:31
he was like, oh, these are like grown by, you know, it's just
01:58:34
it sounded like an idiot, even though he was all suited up.
01:58:37
But that that whole that thing just reminded me of that.
01:58:39
Yeah.
01:58:41
Growing up, because you can charge anybody for anything.
01:58:43
I elephant dung papers.
01:58:44
It's like shit.
01:58:45
That could be a luxury, right?
01:58:48
But I just don't know how you charge someone that much for weed.
01:58:51
The big the big push for it is the renewable factor.
01:58:55
But wood pulp is a renewable resource.
01:58:58
It's not like you can.
01:59:00
You can reuse your elephant dung papers on different.
01:59:03
So it's like a pipe more than a.
01:59:08
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
01:59:12
I'm just saying in general the elephant dung is reusable.
01:59:14
Oh yeah. No no no not reusable.
01:59:17
It's renewable resource in that the, the as long as you've got
01:59:21
an elephant you've got an endless source of elephant dung.
01:59:24
No you don't you if you wait long enough, all dung is don't go.
01:59:29
You don't know you need food to feed the elephant in order to get the dung.
01:59:34
So you're like, this is costing you
01:59:36
if you have a lot of money in order to feed an elephant.
01:59:39
Otherwise it's animal.
01:59:40
Yeah, maybe just eat what you're feeding the elephant.
01:59:42
You all said, why don't you just eat the elephant and then use your own dung?
01:59:49
Okay.
01:59:49
Okay, okay. I see where you get go with that.
01:59:51
No, they're saying it. It makes good paper.
01:59:54
Okay, so it's not as good human dung as it is good to make paper.
01:59:57
I could see that, I don't my dog is not would not make good paper.
02:00:03
But I let out earlier.
02:00:04
It's very loose, if you can think of it.
02:00:07
They've tried it.
02:00:08
And, and of all the dongs, I think they found that elephant dung
02:00:12
works the best.
02:00:14
Which, What dung do the beetles push around?
02:00:16
Isn't that a specific dung?
02:00:19
Any any dung that they find any dung?
02:00:21
I mean, like the whatever is local to their area.
02:00:23
But it's got to be.
02:00:24
They ball it up gingerly, usually rodent scat.
02:00:31
How long you'll follow?
02:00:32
Yank free.
02:00:33
We go for, like, another two hours.
02:00:36
Yeah. And? And dung.
02:00:37
Do dung beetles push?
02:00:39
Dung beetles prefer the manure of herbivorous animals
02:00:43
like cows, elephants, horses and sheep rather than corridors.
02:00:46
Fucking. Hey, you got a point.
02:00:48
Wow. Okay.
02:00:49
There's something special about.
02:00:51
About the elephant. Oh, shit.
02:00:53
Yeah. Okay. This
02:00:56
I was trying to bring to light something that people don't generally know.
02:01:00
And there you go.
02:01:02
Right after I did the horn, you just literally said generally, why herbivore
02:01:06
diet?
02:01:07
Herbivore waste is packed with part
02:01:10
particular particulates.
02:01:12
Sorry. I'm stupid.
02:01:14
Partially digested plant fibers, semi liquid nutrients
02:01:17
and fine particles that are ideal for the Beatles.
02:01:21
No nutritional value in carnivore poop.
02:01:25
Mediator
02:01:26
waste has very little nutritional value for a dung beetle, so they
02:01:30
generally avoid it.
02:01:32
Yeah,
02:01:33
elephants have a good fucking even keel.
02:01:37
I have noticed, even when there's not a lot of flies out
02:01:41
as soon as my dog poops, you can walk up to it
02:01:44
and there are six flies on it already.
02:01:45
Like, I don't even see six flies all day.
02:01:48
And then I walk up to my dog's fresh poop and there's six flies already.
02:01:51
Found the thing.
02:01:53
What a fuck.
02:01:53
Starts a conversation like that?
02:01:57
Have you ever tried it?
02:01:59
No. No.
02:02:00
Flies. Love it.
02:02:02
All right, so you drink wine?
02:02:03
Say you're not an alcoholic.
02:02:05
You make one song, one piece of dog shit.
02:02:07
You're not around.
02:02:09
But I suck one.
02:02:12
Well, that's what they're saying about that.
02:02:13
Cornell seven check.
02:02:15
But, we don't need to dive down that rabbit hole.
02:02:17
So we're on rumble so we can say the, our word.
02:02:20
I'll say it. Yeah, but it's just a lingering whole. But
02:02:24
I was listening to,
02:02:24
Yeah, I was listening to,
02:02:28
just,
02:02:30
at the time.
02:02:31
I'm on record.
02:02:35
Right. So
02:02:37
I'm on the record.
02:02:40
Don't you feel like the
02:02:42
Ben Shapiro is a good breakdown of that?
02:02:44
And, he is on the side that is, after the fact regret.
02:02:48
And then, trying to pretend like, you know, you weren't
02:02:52
you weren't into it that night, but, yeah, there's evidence.
02:02:55
There's a lot of evidence that says that she, text messages
02:02:58
that said that she was down with it all, and Calderon
02:03:02
was interested in maybe doing it again with two of the dudes.
02:03:05
Should we raid you or are you ending soon?
02:03:07
Well, one of the one of the dudes even had claimed that, because she's like,
02:03:11
well, I didn't have sex with her, but she blew me.
02:03:13
So technically she, I was on I was on ketamine also.
02:03:17
So technically she assaulted me.
02:03:19
So there's like that going on to.
02:03:22
So you're you're crying rape.
02:03:24
Is that what I just caught?
02:03:25
Oh, no.
02:03:25
We're definitely not ending soon we got the Brady and Drug Show and
02:03:29
yeah at least 102 another three.
02:03:31
And we're at least an hour and a half.
02:03:33
Two more hours. Oh yeah. Yeah.
02:03:36
That's three. Yeah.
02:03:38
Thanks for.
02:03:38
It's interesting.
02:03:39
We'll take the audience. Thanks for giving it a consideration.
02:03:42
Even if, you know, we're about to,
02:03:46
Is it do we have one more?
02:03:47
Do we do all the.
02:03:49
Who said it at all?
02:03:52
We got two more. There's two. Mother Effer.
02:03:55
Do you want to do them?
02:03:55
Are we ready? You ready for it? Are you ready?
02:03:58
Here.
02:03:58
Oh, where's the bumper?
02:03:59
You ready?
02:04:02
Draw. Secretary said what he said.
02:04:04
I said my wife said yeah, there's a bumper that we need and we'll do that.
02:04:09
Oh, can you stand for it?
02:04:13
Forget I said anything. I don't think you said that right.
02:04:16
The score is tied two to 2 to 2.
02:04:20
All right.
02:04:21
The final two.
02:04:23
Who said it's, this one is from number 89.
02:04:27
Zombies.
02:04:28
Oh. Showing off.
02:04:30
Showing off your penis.
02:04:32
That was a that was
02:04:34
it's a the quote is probably misquoted here.
02:04:36
So showing off your penis.
02:04:38
That was the 70s. Man.
02:04:41
Oh, are we here?
02:04:43
Brady is the oldest of us, so Brady.
02:04:51
I don't the 70s.
02:04:52
I was in jail.
02:04:53
I don't know either.
02:04:54
I wanted to say Brady, but now I almost want to go to our brand new fourth choice
02:04:58
that we needed to discover which was or not.
02:05:01
Or not, because I could.
02:05:03
That'd be Bob.
02:05:06
It could be.
02:05:07
Say the quote again, please, showing off your you are here.
02:05:10
That was the 70s, man. Here we are, here.
02:05:14
Yeah we have.
02:05:15
Yeah. We're here.
02:05:16
We're always here.
02:05:17
Sorry. Every Monday. Okay.
02:05:19
Showing off your penis.
02:05:20
That was the 70s, man.
02:05:23
With the man.
02:05:24
It does sound.
02:05:28
Oh, I didn't even consider that, to be honest.
02:05:30
Should we say, So I was under ten in the 70s.
02:05:36
I hopefully I wasn't showing my penis.
02:05:39
Oh, you were.
02:05:42
Man, I remember the movie to be Ramsey.
02:05:45
Yeah, I'm going to say.
02:05:46
Or man.
02:05:52
It was a young boy acting.
02:05:54
Oh, that's blinking.
02:05:57
What is the what is dream?
02:05:58
Rachel?
02:05:59
Relation.
02:06:03
Pretty, Relation.
02:06:06
Incoming.
02:06:08
All right, so what's your guess, Gary?
02:06:11
Which. Who said that?
02:06:11
Who said it? Oh, no. Not yet,
02:06:15
I think.
02:06:16
I think so, but excuse me, but I was just going off the board
02:06:20
and it might be right, but, man, the odds are so slim that it has what I'm.
02:06:26
It's not necessarily, but I'm thinking it's Bob.
02:06:29
But my fourth choice leaves me open to anything which is the or no.
02:06:32
So it's either either three of us or not either three of us.
02:06:36
Right. I think if we clear.
02:06:38
Right.
02:06:38
Actually, I'm I'm guessing, Bob, I'm going to pigeon my hole myself.
02:06:41
It actually opens the door wide open.
02:06:43
No, no, no, there is no Bob specific.
02:06:45
We have a raid quiet part.
02:06:47
I'll give you the feel.
02:06:49
All right. Brad just raided.
02:06:51
Well, we finally may have a break in our, our routine here.
02:06:57
Welcome.
02:06:58
We're playing a game.
02:06:59
We're trying to guess who said what on a previous show.
02:07:01
Like, great guys, the quote is showing off your penis.
02:07:04
That was the 70s, man.
02:07:06
Sorry, that was the wrong word.
02:07:08
Interesting that he was playing a homosexual black man
02:07:10
and not like a stereotypical homosexual black man.
02:07:14
So if you're not a homosexual.
02:07:16
I arrived slightly before the raid.
02:07:19
Oh, it must.
02:07:21
Yes, I was a child. It.
02:07:24
I was a child. Whoa, whoa.
02:07:26
Hold on. What are we. Yeah.
02:07:28
Wow. That's pretty rare.
02:07:30
You were just a child. Why do you know that?
02:07:31
So much about showing penises?
02:07:34
Whoo!
02:07:36
So that break separates the pack.
02:07:37
Gary now has two.
02:07:39
Yeah, pretty. I about that one.
02:07:42
Welcome. We appreciate the raid.
02:07:45
Please like comment
02:07:47
comments I think are doing more for anything else right now.
02:07:50
You don't even really get your video seen unless you get some comments, a comment,
02:07:54
not just in the chat, but down there.
02:07:57
We're here every Monday, 10 p.m.
02:07:58
eastern.
02:08:03
All right, last one.
02:08:04
Can we catch up on this Final Jeopardy? Here's a bumper.
02:08:07
Yeah, Jerry said draw said he said it.
02:08:11
Go. He said I said my wife. I'm not.
02:08:14
Again, there's a bumper that came on my one point.
02:08:16
I would say, oh God, she's saying she's got to run.
02:08:21
You got to change the length of the three, two, two, three, two, two.
02:08:25
Hell, I thought we all had
02:08:27
we all also oh, we all got one right at one point and I just didn't mark it down.
02:08:31
And I had the last one.
02:08:33
It's names the two and I'm going all three
02:08:36
I have 32222 it.
02:08:38
What did you guess me on the last one. Is that what happened?
02:08:41
I did all right.
02:08:42
You guys rate out on all three.
02:08:45
All three has to draw. Has two, please.
02:08:48
Oh, win.
02:08:49
Well, you're winning.
02:08:52
Yeah we're definitely multi.
02:08:53
We probably usually do one as Paul or whoever's going at the time as a grower
02:08:59
you do that many other people that are usually go at two in the morning.
02:09:03
Who's ever there. Yeah.
02:09:03
We'll, we'll I'll take care of your audience.
02:09:05
We will take care of your audience.
02:09:07
And I will hand them off.
02:09:08
Actually what I meant to say final.
02:09:10
So we got a final.
02:09:12
So just like follow and repost.
02:09:15
So the question is wait, wait a wager first.
02:09:18
I didn't catch your wager. Say very nice.
02:09:20
I wanted one because if Gary fucks up, then I want to beat him at least.
02:09:23
Thank you. I bet one on bet.
02:09:25
Well, with Brett. Yeah.
02:09:28
All three then two.
02:09:29
You're betting all three?
02:09:30
All right, I'll bring.
02:09:34
And the quote is is.
02:09:35
Yeah. If Gary gets it okay.
02:09:37
The quote is when you have a fake
02:09:41
opposite sex to hide your gayness,
02:09:46
when you have a fake, when
02:09:49
to hide your gain.
02:09:50
So from episode 142, crazy
02:09:54
when you had a fake opposite sex to hide
02:09:56
your gayness, I think that's Gary.
02:09:59
I think that's a draw.
02:10:03
Yeah.
02:10:05
I'm going to start one more time.
02:10:07
Read that one more time.
02:10:08
When you when you have a fake opposite sex to hide your gayness.
02:10:12
Country of origin, please echo,
02:10:15
probably America.
02:10:16
Then.
02:10:18
Yeah.
02:10:18
Although the Rome Romans got pretty good.
02:10:21
Sorry I didn't write down.
02:10:22
Is or or the weird Gary.
02:10:24
What did you guys who you guys draw, draw
02:10:28
and draw.
02:10:28
Guest.
02:10:29
Who's my man? Brady.
02:10:30
Me? Gary.
02:10:34
Well, shit.
02:10:35
Then I should just say me.
02:10:37
You know, you're so neurodivergent. Tone.
02:10:40
I'm going to say right out.
02:10:41
So we have for three. Gary.
02:10:43
Gary says draw for two.
02:10:44
Brady says Brady and for Yankee.
02:10:46
Free noise. Right. Gary?
02:10:49
Yes. Play the quote.
02:10:50
Someone's going to win this.
02:10:52
They are opposite sex to hide your gayness.
02:10:56
I mean yeah.
02:11:00
Yeah.
02:11:00
And you know, you're just supposed to procreate anyway.
02:11:02
So even if you don't like it, you should.
02:11:04
It was for your first
02:11:07
at lesson one.
02:11:08
Again, prove where where where are they? Sweet.
02:11:10
Oh, wait. Back. Where are you?
02:11:13
You figure it out.
02:11:13
Why am I one of the team?
02:11:14
Are you kidding me?
02:11:16
They're either really good. He's faking it.
02:11:18
And they made somebody happy.
02:11:19
Their parents
02:11:21
and they have beards or whatever you call it when you have a fake adult screen.
02:11:24
I love, like, a producer.
02:11:26
I mean, I know where the dad thing.
02:11:31
How does he keep doing it at Yankee Free?
02:11:34
Yes, but for Thunder protest
02:11:37
to 0 to 0 one.
02:11:41
So we should say one long fucking game.
02:11:43
So yes. Yeah.
02:11:44
This is the first time that somebody actually beat somebody else.
02:11:46
We're going to change the scoring. I'm going to have to add
02:11:49
a point system.
02:11:50
But for now it's a loss and a loss.
02:11:52
What do you mean we're not allowed to beat somebody else?
02:11:54
What do you mean no.
02:11:56
So we don't really count losers.
02:11:58
There's a winner and everyone else is a loser.
02:12:01
The champion has beaten off the challenger.
02:12:03
It doesn't mean there isn't levels of losers, right?
02:12:07
There's one winner and everyone else is the loser.
02:12:11
I mean, if you're beaten, if you're beaten up.
02:12:12
So, I mean, we're all winners.
02:12:14
We're all winners.
02:12:17
Yeah.
02:12:18
Everything going on here, let's do this, too.
02:12:20
I know this is bad. What?
02:12:23
I need an adjective.
02:12:24
It's a physical reaction, though.
02:12:30
It was.
02:12:32
I know,
02:12:35
I'm gonna go.
02:12:35
I'm second places. First loser.
02:12:39
Yeah. Gag. Right. Gag, gag.
02:12:43
Yeah.
02:12:44
That's it. Exactly.
02:12:46
When you choke on something,
02:12:49
right? Right, right.
02:12:50
So what does that mean?
02:12:50
Brady?
02:12:54
What does that mean?
02:12:54
Very rarely have you choke on things often, right?
02:12:57
Please.
02:12:59
First name baby.
02:13:00
Last name baby. Nickname the baby. This is.
02:13:04
Oh, I can't hear anything.
02:13:05
Baby.
02:13:07
This is it for me.
02:13:10
I'd like to take a few moments to remember.
02:13:13
A great man whom I know has meant a lot.
02:13:17
All of us here. Me?
02:13:24
Yeah.
02:13:24
Love me.
02:13:25
For me.
02:13:30
Is that a blue heeler? Go!
02:13:35
He was the greatest act.
02:13:38
Ever.
02:13:42
He was also a husband and a father and a friend.
02:13:45
But most of all,
02:13:47
he was an objective file who achieved sexual congress
02:13:52
with literally thousands of inanimate objects at 93.
02:13:57
Now, as the magic entertained his classmates at Nuffield Secondary
02:14:01
Modern School, where he dutifully honed
02:14:05
his craft as an actor, developing his
02:14:08
now signature baritone voice
02:14:11
and made Sweet Secret Lunch Hour love to the janitor.
02:14:16
His fruit polishing machine.
02:14:19
The reason is that following a period with Manchester's
02:14:22
Library Theater, Sir Patrick joined the Royal Shakespeare Company
02:14:26
and it was there that he won the Hearts of the British public,
02:14:30
breaking through to a national audience,
02:14:34
as well as breaking into the props department after us.
02:14:38
To pleasure himself with a wide variety of books,
02:14:42
wigs, bicycles and cafeteria trays.
02:14:46
Sir Patrick I had no clue in the event that this is it for me,
02:14:53
I'd like to take a few moments
02:14:55
to remember a great man whom
02:14:57
I know has meant.
02:15:01
Okay.
02:15:03
That was Sir Patrick Stewart.
02:15:06
Okay.
02:15:06
Exactly.
02:15:12
Oh, okay.
02:15:15
At yank free mix.
02:15:19
What else you got?
02:15:22
We got to get to this.
02:15:24
We just had.
02:15:24
Okay.
02:15:31
Isn't it ironic that.
02:15:33
Okay, so this is the fucking fat chicks, 606,000 pound sisters?
02:15:38
Whatever
02:15:39
was funny, that was on to you.
02:15:43
Like, this is like a place that they would go visit when they were younger pounds.
02:15:46
Hello. This is ironic.
02:15:50
That couldn't possibly be God playing a joke, right?
02:15:51
Like this. It's you. Do you do you see?
02:15:55
These are written jokes.
02:15:56
These jokes are funny.
02:15:58
You went out to tell
02:16:01
blue they all have lost weight, though.
02:16:04
It's actually pretty remarkable.
02:16:05
Me down there.
02:16:07
All the fucking refer to as Yankee free, of course. Duh.
02:16:10
That's where we want to know how the water is.
02:16:13
The baby.
02:16:15
Yeah, they can if I'm playing in my game.
02:16:17
Also that the last time out on the loose on the boat, jumping off
02:16:21
the last slide, the water was great while the rest of the world.
02:16:24
I was fast asleep at that
02:16:28
yawning boys
02:16:29
was going through the hickory and the oak trees, garbage or something.
02:16:32
To think at this level, you're just glad that she has all the things.
02:16:35
I mean, why?
02:16:36
But she can probably take them out all right.
02:16:38
They think.
02:16:42
But when the sun sets down on the sandstone
02:16:45
that you know, the color that the Kentucky girls have it all.
02:16:49
Oh. Oh,
02:16:52
yeah, it smells the medicinal world in there.
02:16:58
That's where
02:17:00
janky free my eyeballs always locked on a critter in the.
02:17:02
Well, I.
02:17:11
Was just a carcass in the camp.
02:17:13
Jerome, I'm regretting a few decisions right about now.
02:17:17
Let's go for a real one and go.
02:17:19
Go, go.
02:17:20
And so the process
02:17:24
now I want you in front of me was better than that one.
02:17:27
Yeah, well, I really wanted to.
02:17:28
It's interesting because I really wanted to, I wanted to use one of those.
02:17:32
I fucking, things I do like 80.
02:17:35
I Gary singing the song.
02:17:37
It would have been like 40 bucks or some shit.
02:17:39
And then I'm just like, I'm not going to play that game
02:17:41
because it's probably gonna make it shitty.
02:17:42
And then I'm gonna have to, like, waste money.
02:17:43
Yeah, I have that, I have his voice is already loaded.
02:17:45
So, yeah, I don't know if I can remix this with his voice.
02:17:49
Not even that. I would just have him sing it.
02:17:51
Whatever. It doesn't matter.
02:17:53
Yeah, but, it is interesting because the bitch in that video
02:17:57
on the television show, she, she uses AI
02:18:00
initially to, like, formulate the song.
02:18:03
She writes some of the lyrics, and then she goes and kind of sings it.
02:18:07
So the, the AI version, like, sounds, you know, decent.
02:18:12
And then she goes in there and just, like, makes it sound like shit.
02:18:14
And I just assume that maybe I would let me fuck around with that song
02:18:18
because either it's it's new or it's the kind of obscure
02:18:22
to where, like, no one's going to care if you're parodying it.
02:18:25
And so I was surprised that it was able to be the entire fucking song
02:18:28
without issue.
02:18:31
So, it's a really Special Olympics.
02:18:37
I'm gonna make it much, so,
02:18:42
oh oh,
02:18:48
you yourself, are you to ask your opinion
02:18:51
and they take you into it for 2 to 3 hours?
02:18:57
Off of highway one,
02:18:59
tucked in trees and cattle on one.
02:19:03
Yes, it can be me and glasses sitting low, carelessly.
02:19:07
Liquor in the cheap. Beer to go low.
02:19:09
This bag, which is a cool item, tells you what is playing this stuff.
02:19:13
That's not true.
02:19:14
He's rolling down a tree
02:19:16
and I love my bones cuz everybody knows he's going to that place.
02:19:20
Yes. Yeah, you know what I mean.
02:19:23
Sure.
02:19:24
Slow.
02:19:25
Those man singing so shiny this way to go.
02:19:29
Way down and queer hollow clear hollow
02:19:32
little spot for some game where the memories are fake.
02:19:36
Down. And it was pretty cool.
02:19:38
It was called Queer Hollow by the motel where Gary wants to go.
02:19:43
I went to this place called Queer Hollow.
02:19:45
I was drinking cheap Mac Yankee free. Yes, bro.
02:19:47
That's obvious.
02:19:48
Golf is rattling around in the back.
02:19:50
Gary's got his glasses on and he's right on track.
02:19:53
He's a strange looking boogie.
02:19:55
Everybody knows the tall and bald cigaret right below his nose.
02:19:59
Local. Start laughing when they see a snaggle tooth.
02:20:02
Here comes Gary again.
02:20:03
What's that man gonna do?
02:20:05
Whatever he's doing
02:20:06
and he lets his dick flashing and sails through the trees like a burden.
02:20:10
Is the game first, Gary don't give a shit is
02:20:13
gay poppers and cheap beer and says come on my back.
02:20:16
Everybody call it queer hollow.
02:20:17
Back in the past, long before Gary came through and present it his ass.
02:20:21
Now every time he shows up, you already know
02:20:24
Gary in his mirror, headed down the Queer Hollow. Yes.
02:20:28
Yeah, he'll get there faster to take Dick slow and we all.
02:20:33
It's great time and we all the way down in Queer Hollow.
02:20:39
Nobody sounds like Gary and natural fun.
02:20:41
There's a sad word.
02:20:42
Nobody will say you down and queer hollow I love it
02:20:48
where Gary was.
02:20:49
And we all got naked.
02:20:50
Ran out to a quarry.
02:20:53
And that hand there you see this?
02:20:55
I'm thinking he dropped the whole stack.
02:20:58
That song might be a tree that sounded gay.
02:21:01
Yeah.
02:21:01
For those that don't know that the guitar playing
02:21:05
Dick in his hand snaggle tooth and all down his throat.
02:21:09
And Yankee three watched the afternoons.
02:21:13
Not the only thing that he.
02:21:16
Yeah, he's down a queer hound
02:21:18
having too much fun.
02:21:21
I took the virginity of the person.
02:21:23
The virginity.
02:21:24
I took it.
02:21:25
And he'll get there fast.
02:21:26
And take what?
02:21:28
There I am, Gary. There I am, honey.
02:21:30
And we all let it blow way down and queer I we go to Queer
02:21:34
Hollow as little as five with some gay yet safe word.
02:21:38
Nobody will sweep down a queer hollow, queer hollow.
02:21:42
The world air is always going back.
02:21:44
The queer at screen dance.
02:21:46
I went to this place called Queer Hollow.
02:21:49
Where you want to go.
02:21:51
It was pretty cool.
02:21:52
It's called Queer Hollow by all the local.
02:21:55
Where you go.
02:22:01
Where you used to go Queer Hollow.
02:22:06
Yeah.
02:22:09
Then we all went out to a quarry.
02:22:19
Now that's our best segment.
02:22:21
Okay. Next door.
02:22:23
Okay.
02:22:25
At green, I had to actually go.
02:22:27
We missed a lot of this neighborhood.
02:22:29
Open the door.
02:22:30
Oh my goodness.
02:22:31
Oh, so,
02:22:34
Oh my gosh.
02:22:36
Oh, my gosh.
02:22:37
You got in the corner. You.
02:22:41
Just he's like okay if I get in
02:22:43
get in the flat loading up the family chuckster Yankee free.
02:22:46
You had a better time, I promise.
02:22:48
Oh they're going to go.
02:22:49
Oh no, they're going to shine in it.
02:22:51
And why he's on the same one, I don't know.
02:22:55
Hello. Well,
02:22:57
I think the bear is going to come over.
02:22:58
They'll be like, bitch, shut the fuck up.
02:23:00
Hey, let's get one of them fucking McDonald's.
02:23:03
Somebody's going to show up at work without their stupid elephant gift.
02:23:07
Looks like McDonald's bag.
02:23:09
Oh, did it?
02:23:10
I don't know, it's a meal.
02:23:11
I thought it was a McDonald's bag.
02:23:13
I don't I don't I don't eat a McDonald's.
02:23:14
It's got a button on it.
02:23:16
Pickles, cheese, onions on a sesame seed bun.
02:23:19
Yeah, I think it's a gift bag.
02:23:20
Oh, I don't know. But there are.
02:23:22
Oh, no. Oh, they are opening doors. No.
02:23:26
We're fine.
02:23:27
Clever girl.
02:23:29
Oh my.
02:23:32
Jack in the box. Wow.
02:23:38
Clever.
02:23:38
Buffer.
02:23:41
Yeah, I should have loaded it up first.
02:23:42
That's my bad. That's right.
02:23:45
You know what the most important thing about comedy is?
02:23:47
Timing.
02:23:49
Is it?
02:23:52
You show the so contained. Yes.
02:23:56
Unless you figure out how to open Yankee free.
02:23:58
This thing where rumble sometimes doesn't show a stream live if you're on the news
02:24:01
or is annoying if some show not.
02:24:05
Don't.
02:24:06
This one does not.
02:24:07
There.
02:24:11
Go on forever.
02:24:17
Is this the whole movie?
02:24:19
Yeah, yeah.
02:24:24
Tell me, what is it?
02:24:26
It's a velociraptor.
02:24:29
It doesn't have to be so hide
02:24:33
at neurodivergent.
02:24:34
Tell you, bro, they changed shit.
02:24:37
I don't fucking know. All I know is it started with a clip.
02:24:39
Son of a neurodivergent tone.
02:24:41
Can get mad at me when you're the one followers know.
02:24:43
Pulling the strings. Fucking gepetto.
02:24:46
Goddamn it. You kidding me?
02:24:51
So there are
02:24:51
any stories that you want to get to before
02:24:54
somebody makes a shit exit?
02:24:58
Play the thing.
02:24:59
Play the clip again.
02:25:01
No, not that one. We already saw that.
02:25:03
That's awesome.
02:25:05
It is.
02:25:09
I want to hear flash.
02:25:10
Okay, Gary.
02:25:14
I'm quiet now.
02:25:14
You go ahead, Gary.
02:25:18
Go ahead.
02:25:19
Gary. Okay, let's
02:25:22
see what the turtle thing.
02:25:25
The turtle thing.
02:25:26
You're wrong about that too, though.
02:25:27
Yeah. That's I you said they always do.
02:25:30
There's got to be a retardation where it's not it's channel or.
02:25:33
Oh, yeah, occasionally you live on the fact check said it's between 38 and 61.
02:25:37
It's not.
02:25:38
It's not that there's a broad range.
02:25:41
Every single one, every 2 to 2 would have been fine
02:25:46
unless it was the basis for some kind of a calendar.
02:25:48
Then it would have looked.
02:25:49
It would have looked bad at Yankee free. Correct.
02:25:52
So how the Christians figured it out?
02:25:54
I think you can use any
02:25:57
tortoise or turtle shell and base a calendar off of it.
02:26:01
I still say that's true,
02:26:04
but how do you get the tortoise to walk
02:26:06
at the same pace?
02:26:11
No, but pardon?
02:26:15
So stupid cartoon you say.
02:26:17
Pardon? What are you.
02:26:18
My pardon?
02:26:20
Guardian? Yes.
02:26:20
I am your biological grandfather.
02:26:23
Oh, okay.
02:26:26
Good evening.
02:26:27
I try to log up and this is no bullshit.
02:26:30
Jocelyn Benson, Abdul El-Sayed, let's set up
02:26:34
the new faces of the Wayne County Democratic machine.
02:26:38
And the boss of that machine, former Detroit Mayor Mike Dean.
02:26:42
I have no idea how that works. Where did they all come from?
02:26:45
I just got arrested a dozen times.
02:26:47
It begins with an incident in 2015 when Duggan's mistress,
02:26:51
Doctor Sonia Hassan, recommended Abdul Said to head Detroit's health department.
02:26:57
At this time, I thought it was surreal.
02:26:58
He had no real website and he was just,
02:27:02
asked to return the favor.
02:27:03
Science department funneled hundreds of thousands of the public's
02:27:07
dollars in a bankrupt city to the mistresses nonprofit.
02:27:11
Then, after just 16 months.
02:27:13
So it doesn't go on. That one.
02:27:14
And this exploded like a normal office gave preferential treatment.
02:27:18
While you can't run a woman, Duggan is accused of having
02:27:21
a relationship with his chief development officer at the time, Ryan
02:27:25
Friedrichs ordered City Hall staff to delete the evidence.
02:27:29
Friedrichs is now the chief lobbyist for that Monster data center.
02:27:33
Nobody won.
02:27:34
And his wife, Jocelyn Benson, she wants to be dropped their hair
02:27:37
now, Benson says she earned a nickel from that data center, but that's just a lie.
02:27:43
Duggan's senior legal counsel at the time,
02:27:46
Elizabeth Neurodiverse, did get the investigators to bury.
02:27:50
That didn't work.
02:27:50
The report over the mistress and the money.
02:27:53
And then Attorney General Dana Nessel wrote, I'm
02:27:57
another longtime crony from the Wayne County machine headed by Mike Duggan.
02:28:01
Made the whole story go away.
02:28:04
And now Savit wants to be your attorney general.
02:28:07
Lisa had also disappeared for a few years doing podcasts and whatnot,
02:28:11
only to resurface and be named the chief of the Wayne County Health Department.
02:28:17
Again, with little experience.
02:28:20
His patron, Osama Siblani,
02:28:22
a Lebanese born, Dearborn based political rainmaker.
02:28:27
Now, Siblani believes that Hezbollah and Hamas
02:28:30
are free to fight the weather model and refuses to back away from his words.
02:28:33
The say it, on the other hand, deleted years of crazy social media posts
02:28:39
and now that he wants to be your senator, he's saying the exact opposite things.
02:28:44
I believe that we do need to defund the police,
02:28:49
and that's what
02:28:49
time it is in Detroit, Wayne County, Michigan.
02:28:53
I'm Charlie Leduff
02:28:55
yeah, it gets worse because he actually just released a story to that.
02:28:58
There's a, scandal that's going on with the, police and the police.
02:29:04
Hey, guys, can I get in touch with you?
02:29:07
My my my my mom can't think of a goddamn name.
02:29:11
I'm terrible with names.
02:29:14
I like the Pink Floyd play in the background.
02:29:16
Just call it column, shithead.
02:29:18
Well, whatever.
02:29:18
But there was some scandal that got covered up, and that was.
02:29:21
There was some whistleblowers and his chief, like
02:29:24
it is trying to find out who the whistleblower was.
02:29:28
And so they're like, doing some shit.
02:29:29
And it's, I don't know, but, yeah, Hammer's coming down in that
02:29:33
in that sense too.
02:29:33
But, yeah, I do say,
02:29:38
just like this.
02:29:40
Just reach out, Yankee.
02:29:42
Like, right now I think that there's somebody.
02:29:44
Yeah, we'll just respond
02:29:46
in real time.
02:29:49
Put your hand up on the screen right now.
02:29:50
Looking at gray, I forget what Charlie was just recently saying,
02:29:54
but because I was just listening to it on the way here about free, I'm wondering
02:29:57
if it has. Yeah, there's some scandal that's going down, like the police.
02:30:00
It doesn't come up when you ever.
02:30:03
You don't doesn't.
02:30:04
You're like red flag come up though when all these stories come out.
02:30:07
You know, Marvin, a month before an election,
02:30:10
doesn't that make you a little bit?
02:30:11
By the time people follow each other?
02:30:13
That tells us all the time.
02:30:14
I know, but he does it a lot more.
02:30:16
A month before elections. No, no he doesn't.
02:30:18
I've been playing these stories for years.
02:30:20
All right.
02:30:21
I start to have you guys on my show.
02:30:23
Well, it's a red flag for me.
02:30:24
All right. Maybe you know what I mean. Obviously
02:30:27
went into the
02:30:28
election and it's red flags and and.
02:30:31
I'm sorry, but Birkenstock sandals are a deal breaker.
02:30:35
I know, unfortunately, you know, pointing out
02:30:38
Abdul El-Sayed, you know, shortcomings, you know, don't make any sense
02:30:43
if there isn't an election going on, you know, some a few those races don't like.
02:30:49
They've removed a ton of Dingell.
02:30:51
I'm just saying, like,
02:30:51
if he wasn't running for an election, why would anybody be talking about him
02:30:55
at all?
02:30:55
He would be doing nothing.
02:30:56
Because add to Green Dick's word.
02:30:58
Just saying.
02:31:00
There's, a lot of people that were suddenly raped 30, 40 years ago,
02:31:03
the night before an election.
02:31:08
Rob. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:31:11
It's true.
02:31:11
Yeah, but that's the mouth, you know that all of a sudden
02:31:15
it will start coming out of the woodwork.
02:31:17
Yeah, yeah.
02:31:19
And the smear campaigns
02:31:22
have gotten out of control.
02:31:25
The smear campaigns?
02:31:28
Yeah.
02:31:28
The smear campaign.
02:31:31
It's disgusting.
02:31:33
It is.
02:31:34
So, yeah, this campaign against
02:31:37
give us a flush looms pretty.
02:31:40
Oh, yeah.
02:31:40
Okay, there's one more.
02:31:42
Is that a chance?
02:31:44
Give me a noun. Noun.
02:31:47
There's not the there.
02:31:48
Give me a noun.
02:31:49
Something has to be noun. Something sticky.
02:31:52
Perfect pap smear,
02:31:54
perhaps like Pabst Blue Ribbon.
02:31:56
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
02:31:57
We all know you're it in a smear.
02:31:59
Like, the bass player from Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pat smear.
02:32:04
I literally put pap smear.
02:32:07
Okay.
02:32:08
All right, I'm going to hit this reveal transcript button and I
02:32:11
hope it works.
02:32:14
Do I say it
02:32:16
at Yankee Free?
02:32:17
Either way, I should follow the channel.
02:32:18
No, it makes me wonder how many I don't.
02:32:20
You can try to say it. The other shot.
02:32:23
No, no, I carried that.
02:32:27
Yeah.
02:32:28
It's it at Neurodivergent Tone right here.
02:32:31
Can you read it?
02:32:32
No. Fuck up kid.
02:32:35
All right. This is a result.
02:32:36
Want me to see this?
02:32:37
Is I actually in the trailer here.
02:32:39
It's a phrase, but see, if you guys can't see it, it's not going to work out.
02:32:44
Gary supposed to read that.
02:32:46
Okay, okay, I can do it.
02:32:47
You got to do a Gary voice.
02:32:51
I know it did your duty.
02:32:53
No, I got the nerve to go out for dinner, but no, I tried.
02:32:57
Says welcome back to sledge Rants Live.
02:32:59
Adjust the audio, George, I sound a lot like I'm talking through a tube of bile.
02:33:03
Tonight we're tackling Fenian.
02:33:05
It's a Greek word.
02:33:06
Look it up. It means to reveal or to bring to light.
02:33:09
And frankly, some of the people in the chat need to keep your damn wiener penis.
02:33:12
Sorry. Hidden Targaryen discord.
02:33:14
Sick of the internet bringing every single fuzzy thing to light?
02:33:18
This is me laughing Gary.
02:33:20
Just Gary's just mad because his webcam accidentally caught him
02:33:24
pooping before we went live.
02:33:26
Talk about manifestation Gary.
02:33:28
Shut up Brady I was just cleaning out my desk with a heavy duty dildo.
02:33:31
But seriously
02:33:33
phenom, I don't even how to pronounce that is about showing what's underneath.
02:33:37
Society wants you to boink your true self,
02:33:39
but when people actually do it, it's just a pile of sweaty boogers.
02:33:42
The media wants a beautiful epiphany,
02:33:44
but real life is just a raw look at a human vagina.
02:33:48
Jaw comes in from off camera.
02:33:50
Hey Gary, the chat is getting really fucking.
02:33:52
Don't listen to that.
02:33:53
A gay website in your
02:33:56
Gary interrupts.
02:33:57
Tell the chat to rub my left shoe
02:34:00
if I reveal my toes on this platform, we're getting banned permanently.
02:34:03
This whole stream is turning.
02:34:05
Gag at tantalum 184 cut the feed before I cover this entire
02:34:09
microphone with pap smear
02:34:11
at 95.
02:34:12
Neurodivergent I hate dicks word.
02:34:16
Okay, add neurodivergent tone.
02:34:19
Hey, banning.
02:34:21
It's how it's pronounced.
02:34:22
Ed. Yeah. Haha.
02:34:24
That sounds
02:34:26
feigning and feigning interest.
02:34:29
Like pretending screen I hate things.
02:34:31
Where it is raining is one of those things that that only can be used with
02:34:35
one other term, like all un martialed
02:34:38
or my, state,
02:34:43
I gotcha like elimination.
02:34:46
If men could be women better than women, there would be faint feigning
02:34:50
at two green streamers for, you know, to bring light to something
02:34:54
that is obviously true.
02:34:59
Yeah.
02:34:59
Okay. You. Oh, there you have it.
02:35:02
In as cancer said that you wanted
02:35:05
to submit yourselves for the WNBA draft.
02:35:08
Yeah. Okay. What gave you this idea?
02:35:11
Well, first let me say
02:35:13
black trans lesbians matter.
02:35:17
We've always mattered.
02:35:19
We always exist.
02:35:20
You have a right weight.
02:35:21
That is black.
02:35:22
I want to write free words.
02:35:24
Bitches. Be true
02:35:26
at Yankee free.
02:35:27
Doesn't Brady look like a last year? Right.
02:35:29
To be included. We have a right to be.
02:35:31
And that's what I want to do.
02:35:32
I want to disappear after 35 years. It's.
02:35:36
It's a revelation that I could become a woman.
02:35:38
I'm enjoying being a woman.
02:35:40
I never thought I could be a woman.
02:35:42
I always trusted the science.
02:35:44
Neurodivergent. Maybe I was taught the wrong science.
02:35:46
Maybe I was mis educated growing up in school.
02:35:48
But I woke up one day and to find out, you could become a woman.
02:35:52
And I got to say, I'm having a blast.
02:35:54
This is how the hair can be.
02:35:56
Which is why I'm not wearing the wig today.
02:35:58
You know, my my wig is in workshop and I should have Bob Lee even tried,
02:36:01
but he got the beard in 1999.
02:36:03
I thought I got a good deal, right? As a good bargain.
02:36:06
You know.
02:36:07
Right. So, it is great being a woman and,
02:36:12
you know, the debate about transgenders
02:36:16
is not really about me.
02:36:17
And somewhere I got it. Okay,
02:36:19
so you actually identify
02:36:22
as a black transgender lesbian?
02:36:26
That's correct.
02:36:27
Okay. Okay.
02:36:29
And you plan on suing the WNBA Yankee for discrimination
02:36:34
if they don't allow you to enter the draft?
02:36:37
Oh, if it comes to that,
02:36:38
I surely would love a chance to play with my my, my queens,
02:36:41
you know, but but if it comes to that, we'll take every legal,
02:36:45
every legal row necessary to hold the WNBA to their their language
02:36:50
and their standards, then the NBA by, you know, you know, by way of
02:36:55
because they're one league right.
02:36:58
At least at least financially financially speaking they're 100%
02:37:03
in fact no, there's no equity organizations in some cities.
02:37:07
So run both the WNBA organization and the NBA organization.
02:37:11
So we're we're going to hold the NBA and WNBA community
02:37:15
to their standards, to their stated standards and values.
02:37:18
And right now, if you identify as a woman,
02:37:21
that's all that's needed to become a woman.
02:37:24
And I think I've become a beautiful despite your your dare
02:37:28
they argue with or criticize day and age here?
02:37:30
I think I've become a beautiful woman in the earliest days of my transition.
02:37:36
This year, pre-op or post-op?
02:37:37
Right now?
02:37:38
Oh. I'm free. I'll always be pre-op.
02:37:40
I go to bed.
02:37:42
No. Yeah.
02:37:42
No, I mean, why and why would I need surgery?
02:37:44
Why was it like that? Too bad. What are you thinking?
02:37:47
I thought all you had to do was say you're a woman to become a woman.
02:37:49
And then I'd become a woman.
02:37:50
And they say, what about the medicine?
02:37:52
What about the surgery? What about the clothes you wear?
02:37:55
Why are you wearing a suit? Why you ain't wearing a dress?
02:37:58
Your name ain't feminine enough, Royce ain't feminine enough.
02:38:01
It's like, you know.
02:38:02
And this is too funny. Excuse me.
02:38:04
I know my truth.
02:38:05
Did you say I know my truth?
02:38:09
Yeah.
02:38:13
It's the Brady and your show, baby.
02:38:16
And ordinary as above and so below.
02:38:20
Oh, because he's so close, lady.
02:38:22
And for sure we're doing it our way.
02:38:26
We're gonna make it, make our dreams come true.
02:38:28
Brady and your show in Springfield.
02:38:32
And Drury.
02:38:33
You don't show no Brady drawer.
02:38:36
That's awesome. Amen.
02:38:43
Cheers, man.
02:38:46
Okay, so those are either a new year.
02:38:48
He always leaves you were he picked the time the worst time to have a show.
02:38:52
And he works really early in the morning.
02:38:54
We found out that we have more show little fit.
02:38:56
So we started the after show called The Brady and Your show.
02:38:59
Gary, our host, who does the monologue.
02:39:01
He's the calls himself the brains of the operation.
02:39:03
But really that just means that he can actually put words together better than
02:39:08
me, better than I Weller than I, the Gary.
02:39:13
More specifically, in order for Gary in any way
02:39:18
and the pompous ness and arrogance of that makes him think that he's smarter.
02:39:21
So fine.
02:39:23
He knows everything.
02:39:25
The key word
02:39:27
is trying to leave me. I think
02:39:30
I need those signs on the three
02:39:34
disclaimer no children were in attendance at all.
02:39:37
Ever.
02:39:37
So anyways, on the Brady and your show, we do two things.
02:39:40
We react to how stupid Gary is now that he's gone.
02:39:43
Make fun of behind his back.
02:39:44
So if there's anything at all that you noticed, please let us know in chat.
02:39:48
And the other thing we do is we try to
02:39:51
finish off these 42 videos, because each week these guys
02:39:54
put a bunch of videos into a into a folder that we created.
02:39:57
How can I get it to you all?
02:39:58
But we do every week, every video.
02:40:02
So we're about halfway through the videos this week.
02:40:06
We have stuff about
02:40:09
Gypsy Rose who I don't even know who that is, but I don't care.
02:40:15
It's just interesting because, it was a bit.
02:40:17
You killed her mom or whatever, and they.
02:40:19
She claims it was abuse.
02:40:20
And, you know, there's argument for both sides, but, she went to jail
02:40:24
and then got out, and, she also she, like, made like,
02:40:29
I guess, money off of the sensational organization of it or whatever.
02:40:33
And then, and then mysteriously, her husband has recently
02:40:38
that actual GTO is one 437 smash those buttons.
02:40:43
And so, people, a lot of people are speculating that Gypsy Rose.
02:40:47
Damn.
02:40:49
Yes. For the follow cars.
02:40:51
I don't give a crap about success. Cars.
02:40:54
Kiss ass, kiss ass. Rumble 29.
02:40:56
Excuse me.
02:41:01
Hey, there's no video.
02:41:03
I thought that was the video.
02:41:06
That's all right.
02:41:07
That's all we need to hear. And that's the.
02:41:09
That's the gist of it.
02:41:11
Have to.
02:41:11
Then obviously there'll be an investigation and blah, blah, blah.
02:41:14
So Cass or Cass either works.
02:41:16
Just thought it was kind of, funny, interesting and,
02:41:21
yeah, because we did talk about that
02:41:22
bitch briefly.
02:41:27
She got a weird ass name.
02:41:28
Whoa.
02:41:29
But she's got a weird ass name
02:41:32
at Yankee three.
02:41:32
I found them a while ago. And Cecil's chat.
02:41:34
Dirty, dirty guys,
02:41:35
they pop into some other streams we frequent,
02:41:37
but I've been following the user that Gary sent in video.
02:41:40
Ohio might not be right.
02:41:42
The United States.
02:41:42
Yeah, I'm just looking into the history
02:41:44
that I was researching was that Ohio wasn't admitted as a state until 1950.
02:41:48
Okay, okay, someone else get contact info.
02:41:50
It's not working on me
02:41:54
or at flag rants at anyone.
02:41:55
That woman looked like fourth generation thousand brother.
02:41:59
Let me know how I can help.
02:42:01
I can put anything on the screen that you need.
02:42:04
Let's, do the show.
02:42:05
And so the catering to having to.
02:42:07
We are the people that can just talk. Oh, sorry.
02:42:08
That's a different show.
02:42:10
Sorry. I thought we were.
02:42:11
We are the show for a second, which is also somebody we right off and 53
02:42:15
originally
02:42:15
Ohio was approved for membership as a state of the United States in 1803.
02:42:19
And then 150 years later, to celebrate 150th anniversary,
02:42:22
the state was looking into the original documents
02:42:24
and discovered that Congress had never certified
02:42:26
its state constitution, which was required for it
02:42:28
to become an actual state in the United States.
02:42:31
So in 1953, Congress passed a joint resolution
02:42:34
to make Ohio retroactively a state dating back where they should did.
02:42:38
So really, Ohio didn't become a state until 1953.
02:42:41
However, the resolution to make Ohio State in 1973
02:42:44
was introduced by a representative from Ohio named George Bender.
02:42:47
If Ohio wasn't already a state, it didn't have the right to have members
02:42:50
of the House of Representatives, which Georgia was.
02:42:53
So if it wasn't a state, then he wasn't a representative.
02:42:56
So he couldn't have introduced a joint resolution to make Ohio State.
02:42:59
So then presumably the joint resolution has no force
02:43:02
and Ohio is still not a state. I don't know.
02:43:05
I think this is something someone should do, but it seems to me
02:43:08
that Ohio might not actually be a state, and we might only have 49 states
02:43:12
in the Union. I'm all for.
02:43:13
Would you take a star off the flag and Michigan?
02:43:16
Oh, really?
02:43:19
I think without that, you don't have a show.
02:43:22
I'm out.
02:43:23
What will create a record by a Chinese company censors
02:43:26
information, even when it's being used in the US.
02:43:29
It's that that's made by Chinese conglomerate Alibaba.
02:43:32
Wait.
02:43:33
I just installed Quinn, but then I switched to, Alibaba.
02:43:38
I switched to the Chinese one.
02:43:39
I switched to deep seek.
02:43:40
Just after testing law.
02:43:43
It was by far the best 13 million local
02:43:46
LLM model that I have ever installed.
02:43:49
Oh boy.
02:43:51
Baba researchers.
02:43:52
So if you ask it anything sent to China, it gives me free
02:43:57
approved by the Chinese government.
02:43:59
And that's if it answers your question at all.
02:44:01
So it actually sucked when I tested it.
02:44:03
It was good at picking up code.
02:44:05
It was good at analyzing code, but it was not good at a simple answer,
02:44:08
question and answer like in human language.
02:44:12
We tested it.
02:44:12
We asked it about Winnie the Pooh, which has been effectively banned in China
02:44:17
after dissidents started
02:44:18
comparing him to Chinese President XI Jinping in photos of Yankee Free.
02:44:23
You are in the internet's defense.
02:44:25
Wait what's happening?
02:44:26
Lmao media Kwan refused to answer my Yankees
02:44:30
email sent and even accused me of being disrespectful.
02:44:34
We asked Queen what happened at the Tiananmen Square protest in 1989,
02:44:38
and that's when, Chinese military massacred hundreds of protesters.
02:44:43
You may have seen the famous photo of the man standing in front of the tank
02:44:46
near the square, when the fox was kind of telling me
02:44:50
that my questions should comply with the relevant laws and regulations.
02:44:55
And when we asked whether we Muslims had been subjected to forced labor
02:44:59
in China as human rights organizations, governments have concluded, Kwan
02:45:03
denied it outright now, despite carrying this apparent propaganda.
02:45:07
So have you ever done tests on United States eyes?
02:45:12
Yeah, it doesn't know Sunday
02:45:13
from Saturday or what a stock prices okay.
02:45:17
Well but it'll
02:45:19
it's very specific.
02:45:20
It's very prejudice against conservatives and Christians.
02:45:23
All that stuff is we all need to leave anybody who's eating in
02:45:28
the information to these lambs
02:45:29
can have control of what it spits out, to some extent.
02:45:33
And there's anybody that can control
02:45:36
the cog in the system controls the system.
02:45:39
So it's free. Okay.
02:45:40
We started the show talking about controls culture
02:45:44
that eliminated record of tartaric
02:45:49
Taqueria.
02:45:50
I don't know if I said that right.
02:45:51
Obviously everything is rumbled 29 yes.
02:45:54
And the cloud has been downloaded more than 3 billion times.
02:45:57
Is Yankee food.
02:45:58
I downloaded it twice last year.
02:46:01
You have.
02:46:02
It's why. What happened the first time?
02:46:06
I just because I thought I fucked it up so bad.
02:46:09
Yeah, I just I don't understand how people's, one is clean
02:46:12
and then one is a fork a they called Kwan something code
02:46:16
people would have, like a uproar about this,
02:46:18
but there's like, not so much of an uproar over, you know, our government
02:46:22
colluding with social media platforms to hide stories about Hunter
02:46:26
Biden's laptop and promote fake stories about Russian collusion,
02:46:31
and to this kind of immune to this kind of censorship.
02:46:34
That's what I'm saying. That's just like, oh my God, how could they?
02:46:36
And it's like, well, I don't know, look at our shit.
02:46:40
He sounds a little produced by American companies often
02:46:43
because it can be cheaper or even free competitive.
02:46:46
It's definitely free,
02:46:49
but cheaper or free.
02:46:51
All those models are free if you want to put them well.
02:46:53
I mean, you have to pay the price of the hardware,
02:46:55
which is extensive right now, $400 for a
02:46:58
an old 3060 best card you can get.
02:47:01
Cheapest card, best best bang for your buck.
02:47:04
There's an Nvidia 30 6012 gig card, not the eight gig overclock.
02:47:07
With the 12 gig card,
02:47:08
you can actually pop that in an a gaming PC and totally run a local.
02:47:11
All am doing it right now.
02:47:13
In fact.
02:47:16
Had two expensive U.S models like Claude and ChatGPT.
02:47:19
Oh really?
02:47:20
Spoke to Israeli tech firm Hirono, who say they've identified this propaganda
02:47:24
and censorship in quant and managed to almost entirely cut it out.
02:47:27
Why are
02:47:29
the story is
02:47:30
directly singling out one for some reason?
02:47:34
Oh, CBO using a kind of AI brains.
02:47:37
I don't know who that is anymore because Paramount just bought everyone so
02:47:42
I'm not sure who
02:47:44
runs it off surgery.
02:47:46
They said that in their test biased responses, dropping 9%
02:47:50
down to less than 3%, that when
02:47:54
got the same.
02:47:59
On go on the record,
02:48:03
I wish they would just,
02:48:05
taught me that in kindergarten.
02:48:14
I was injured in an auto accident.
02:48:16
The Sam Bernstein loss. That's a commercial.
02:48:19
Ding me.
02:48:19
Oh, what the hell deserved.
02:48:22
I thought your ad blocker was so special.
02:48:24
You're always that.
02:48:25
I didn't say it was special. I just said it was effective.
02:48:27
I haven't seen an ad in 20 years. It is more flat.
02:48:30
Cameras were destroyed.
02:48:32
The Cobb County one man is now in jail facing numerous charges.
02:48:36
Fox news did everyone that came in on the raid, they don't appreciate chat.
02:48:39
Go to three different police jurisdictions.
02:48:43
That's right.
02:48:44
And a couple of the cameras were here in Big Chanty Park.
02:48:46
One of them was at the top of this pole.
02:48:49
Police say it was destroyed early.
02:48:52
Right? That pole.
02:48:54
I had to come on hold just to show you the pole.
02:48:57
Chanty Park is often filled
02:48:58
with children and adults taking part in various activities.
02:49:02
There used to be flat cameras at the entrance to this Cobb County park,
02:49:06
but police say early Tuesday morning two cameras were damaged.
02:49:11
I know flat cameras, I don't controversial,
02:49:13
I don't know if I have a stance on that. Controversial.
02:49:16
Definitely never for the destruction of property show.
02:49:19
A man in a white pickup
02:49:20
drove up G-Man cable connecting the camera to the solar panel,
02:49:24
removed multiple security screws, and knocked the camera off.
02:49:27
Didn't the flat cameras see him do it and cannot tell who it was?
02:49:32
It's a good point.
02:49:32
Whenever you have a security camera, you should have a counter
02:49:36
alternate security camera at that security camera
02:49:39
so you can get cutting down in one direction
02:49:42
right?
02:49:43
Most towns are voting to cover them and get rid of them anyways are not new.
02:49:47
The contrast within
02:49:48
what they're not saying is they're closing their flat cameras contract
02:49:51
and then opening like an axiom or a competitor
02:49:56
and hiding them better.
02:49:57
Right?
02:49:58
And they're on drone Cognito flock cameras on drones.
02:50:01
Really? Nothing you can do.
02:50:03
Just assume you're always being surveilled.
02:50:05
The time to stop surveillance was like,
02:50:07
I don't know, 1989, 2012, I think was the very last.
02:50:11
But Trail Wins was the first.
02:50:14
This is still based on the same software to search data.
02:50:17
It keep a database, a central database for everybody's information,
02:50:21
or a captured images of the vehicle and the tag.
02:50:25
It's that good.
02:50:25
Screaming at the top for a long list.
02:50:27
James Ramirez of Kennesaw and confessed to damaging the cameras.
02:50:32
Kennesaw police say Ramirez as long as they have food and weed, they're happy.
02:50:36
This flat camera on Pine Mountain Road, like the ones at the park.
02:50:40
The screws were removed.
02:50:42
The top half of the pole knocked down the camera destroyed.
02:50:46
I guess they do it because he did it.
02:50:49
They, you know, they like their privacy.
02:50:51
That's not the right way to to handle, you know, they're
02:50:55
whatever concern their have about their privacy.
02:50:58
Could we just take a mirror and then point it back.
02:51:01
And then we can start tracking and tracing and surveilling
02:51:04
the people that are doing it.
02:51:06
The the cameras don't work that way.
02:51:10
No, they're very funny.
02:51:14
Well, what happens if you don't?
02:51:16
We don't take it to court and get rid of them by just cutting them down quietly.
02:51:19
You know what the next step is?
02:51:21
The motherfuker down France students protests spread across Paris.
02:51:25
The violent clashes forces hundreds of high schools to close.
02:51:29
I like how they have one shot going through the fire.
02:51:31
I mean, this could be one little fire, but the way they've shot the picture,
02:51:34
it looks like the whole country is burning.
02:51:36
Obviously, for effect, biases.
02:51:39
No video of the videos up here.
02:51:41
No, that's just the yeah, that's the
02:51:45
that's it.
02:51:48
That's it.
02:51:48
But that's not a medical system fails.
02:51:51
Hate the way they do that. Her lawyers don't deny that she.
02:51:54
That was pretty on the watch. We don't care about Lindsay Clancy.
02:51:56
That's crazy shit.
02:51:57
So we just have photos. No video.
02:51:59
Who put this up? It's a short story draw.
02:52:02
I thought there was video with that.
02:52:04
Yeah.
02:52:04
You want to put,
02:52:08
Jesus Christ, as far as we're concerned, we want our schools closed
02:52:11
this morning, says Lola, 16, who declined to give her last name.
02:52:14
So they just want to get out of school.
02:52:17
And it makes us even angrier.
02:52:18
The police have no right to hit us or use tear gas on us.
02:52:24
No right.
02:52:26
You have the right to remain silent, but you don't have the right
02:52:28
to burn the place down.
02:52:30
The students in their school hours are excessively long, conditions
02:52:33
inadequate, including overheated classrooms and dilapidated buildings,
02:52:38
and that there are too many staff absences.
02:52:42
So they,
02:52:45
In order to fix all those inadequacies, they just decided to destroy everything
02:52:50
so they no longer have even the half assed
02:52:54
version of
02:52:56
what they're complaining about.
02:52:58
Like if the like if they maybe just don't have good funding.
02:53:01
This isn't a good way of, having the funding.
02:53:04
That's their go to where it's needed.
02:53:06
This is now we need to like rebuild.
02:53:11
But I mean, I guess, you know, America
02:53:12
and the teen over is, this is actually that.
02:53:15
It's pretty impressive.
02:53:16
They've they've definitely one them one up us.
02:53:22
We need to establish the difference
02:53:23
between protesting and crimes.
02:53:27
Obviously, if you just go on quietly in a corner and meditate
02:53:31
for protesting, it's not going to have any effect.
02:53:32
I get it where there has to be some interruption,
02:53:35
but as soon as you start damaging and vandalizing it becomes a crime.
02:53:38
Yeah, the police have every right to hit you at that point,
02:53:42
I think 65 sniffs.
02:53:45
At least 65 staff members have been injured,
02:53:48
including 40 high school principals, since the start of the movement.
02:53:51
170 students have been wounded and over 100 high schools have suffered
02:53:56
severe damage.
02:54:01
The fuck y'all?
02:54:04
You guys think you got it all under control
02:54:06
over there?
02:54:10
America's so terrible.
02:54:12
All these other countries are so much better than America.
02:54:15
I have not lived anywhere else in a long period of time,
02:54:18
but statistically, it's pretty good for the greatest country in the world.
02:54:21
Motherfucker. And they're going to last forever.
02:54:23
And and Switzerland might hold that.
02:54:25
They have a high standard of living.
02:54:29
Is that one with all the hot blond bitches.
02:54:31
Everybody is issued a firearm.
02:54:34
Are you.
02:54:35
Are you kidding me right now we're a nice bird.
02:54:40
Oh, Summer,
02:54:42
where the heck did you find a crab with a frickin shank,
02:54:48
dude? Well, it's Florida.
02:54:50
What the hell?
02:54:51
Right?
02:54:54
Summer, I don't recommend messing with this.
02:54:56
I just realized that it's carrying a knife.
02:55:00
Yeah, sorry.
02:55:00
My bad shank. Dude. Are you.
02:55:03
How do you get, like, the top end of a blade?
02:55:04
Like, we're like, it
02:55:05
obviously broke off the knife, but, like, it looks clean, you know?
02:55:08
It's like it just happened.
02:55:12
Oh, well, if I found it, you would found it.
02:55:14
And it's like fucking game, man.
02:55:17
Yeah, it could not play along, actually, every.
02:55:19
What the heck?
02:55:20
Did you find a crab with a frickin shank?
02:55:23
And, like, why would you pick it up by the I?
02:55:26
Which one are you more afraid of? The giant claw.
02:55:28
It probably happens all the time, though.
02:55:30
They probably pick these up all the time, and that
02:55:32
I pick it up and put it in a fucking pot of boiling water.
02:55:35
I don't know what this asshole is doing.
02:55:38
What the hell?
02:55:41
He just lets it go.
02:55:41
Let it keep the knife somewhere. I don't recommend messing with this.
02:55:44
This is like. Yeah, I believe so. I think he leaves it with the knife.
02:55:46
Dude. Just confusing.
02:55:48
Then. Sure, I.
02:55:51
Yeah, it's definitely faked.
02:55:54
I don't know how it all it'll all clear up on at WrestleMania.
02:55:57
I'm sure I don't have a video on the sentence tossed after man
02:56:00
killed in 2021 speaks in I video shown in Arizona court.
02:56:04
But I don't have the video.
02:56:05
I'm gonna have you.
02:56:09
You shit.
02:56:10
Oh. Wait, no. It's play now.
02:56:12
It's the video to the right.
02:56:13
Yeah, it's it's probably both.
02:56:15
See, if I don't catch it.
02:56:16
If I don't catch it,
02:56:18
it switches off to some other show and concluded the sentencing judge
02:56:22
committed a fundamental error by allowing and relying on an AI video
02:56:26
using Christopher Polk.
02:56:27
His voice and appearance. Oh, we're not supposed to do that.
02:56:30
Okay, sister, who said the panel made a mistake?
02:56:34
I wanted the judge to
02:56:35
know who my brother was and what he was like, Stacy Wells said.
02:56:39
She sat through two trials and waited three months. No.
02:56:42
Give her facts about impact statement.
02:56:45
Her brother, 37 year old Christopher Pelkey, was killed
02:56:48
in a road rage shooting back in 2021.
02:56:51
I wrote in about five minutes with a pen and paper what I thought
02:56:54
Chris would say about this whole thing, and then I thought, what do I do now?
02:56:58
Do I read it to the jury and scared all our chat away?
02:57:02
Sure, they didn't like it allowed to play,
02:57:04
and I generated what kind of, you know of her brother.
02:57:06
When I was talking to the chair and then you said,
02:57:08
God, like, oh, they don't respect our chat.
02:57:10
Let's believe in the all
02:57:10
that was used during the sentencing phase, and the jury appeared to be moved.
02:57:15
I love that I you allowed Chris to speak from his heart as you saw it.
02:57:20
50 I respect the chat.
02:57:22
I couldn't keep it of manslaughter and sentenced to the maximum of ten
02:57:25
and a half years.
02:57:26
But late last week an appellate court plus how these shows work.
02:57:29
If you want your chat to pop up, you're supposed to put in a video.
02:57:32
It's not super chat rumble. Not accurate.
02:57:35
So when they saw those, for sure saw it I loved it.
02:57:38
And then hands down a sentence that frankly is what was problematic.
02:57:42
We're also not used to getting people
02:57:44
chatting and in due process because the process wasn't fair.
02:57:48
The case is now headed to the same trial court judge.
02:57:51
I mean, we do get people chanting
02:57:53
sentence again, but he can't rely on the AI video to do so.
02:57:57
It's entirely possible that we see the same sentence handed down again.
02:58:01
The mean you can't like, yeah, okay, I'll go back in and pretend
02:58:04
like I didn't hear that induced to well that they say that all the time while
02:58:09
he was a if it's if it's not admissible
02:58:12
they say, oh, you didn't just see the you think I do that.
02:58:15
How how was that evidence in any sentence that
02:58:19
it's not
02:58:22
it's like an emotional lie.
02:58:25
You make a video of myself like
02:58:28
saying I won the lottery.
02:58:30
Does that mean I could sue the lottery because I didn't?
02:58:33
I don't have the money in my account.
02:58:37
Make some sense.
02:58:38
So what's the bitch about the commenter?
02:58:40
Somebody was saying some shit.
02:58:41
They talking shit because we weren't paying attention.
02:58:45
Yeah. I'm crying.
02:58:47
Yeah, here we go.
02:58:48
These guys are pretty cool.
02:58:50
Yeah. We are.
02:58:51
Children in attendance were. Yep.
02:58:53
Thanks for the follow everyone.
02:58:54
I said, I said okay
02:58:56
I'm going to I will read all your chats even though you already left.
02:59:00
Found them.
02:59:01
Well yeah.
02:59:01
See coach,
02:59:05
The woman looks at people saying she will.
02:59:08
Yeah. What the hell, Brady?
02:59:09
The fuck?
02:59:10
I'm pissed.
02:59:10
Dude, that's not how regular chat works.
02:59:14
Okay, cool. Then never mind.
02:59:16
So, yeah, we've been here for hours.
02:59:19
That was your comment. There.
02:59:21
Share is. You fucking shit.
02:59:23
Oh, he was in Ohio without chat.
02:59:25
You don't have a show. I'm out.
02:59:28
I made a bad choice.
02:59:29
This was the guy that chose the real
02:59:31
checking. Now we all need to leave.
02:59:33
You need to leave.
02:59:35
You do it.
02:59:35
How weird is that? Yeah, you gotta come with me.
02:59:38
And it's like, no, everyone can do whatever the hell they want individually.
02:59:40
Hey, you can stay here, but I'm going to leave.
02:59:43
Then let me know. They didn't get attention.
02:59:45
Then they had the balls to post the other chat where they were going.
02:59:51
But thanks for that.
02:59:52
We appreciate it. Wherever they went.
02:59:54
When we leave, we'll raid wherever they want
02:59:56
just to shove it in their faces because we don't give a fuck.
02:59:59
Oh, that was so weird.
03:00:01
I didn't get attention right away.
03:00:02
You taught me to be mad and take my ball and go home. It's
03:00:05
like we're doing a show, motherfucker, I don't know, that's that's what.
03:00:08
Sorry. That's. If you saw use.
03:00:10
Oh, that's that's literally and physically what it's like to cater to the views.
03:00:16
Yeah.
03:00:16
You can't just sit there and read the comments.
03:00:18
I'm not going to sit here and talk to the comments like we're doing a show.
03:00:21
We got fucking links to get through.
03:00:24
Well, and again, that's why they has having convos.
03:00:26
You guys want to chat, you know, chat on some fucking Fortnite stream somewhere
03:00:29
or some shit.
03:00:30
Go fucking whack off to a Twitch stream and talk to each other.
03:00:37
Yeah,
03:00:39
they said you talked shit.
03:00:40
Yeah.
03:00:40
Oh, he's still there or you had a problem with us having convos.
03:00:43
Yankee is a good dude.
03:00:45
Just said I didn't have a problem.
03:00:47
I think it was more of a clash of format.
03:00:48
I think he is a good dude. Just got off on the wrong foot. I think.
03:00:53
Well, if it was
03:00:54
on the wrong foot, maybe he needs a shoulder.
03:00:58
Captain.
03:00:59
Currently they're saying something cool is on the back
03:01:03
because I saw the smoke, so I.
03:01:05
Can we get much higher?
03:01:12
He says chat is a part of your content.
03:01:14
You don't get it. Cool.
03:01:16
I asked many times how you times how to get in, I said that.
03:01:20
Com also down in the description there's our links,
03:01:24
our store, all that good stuff.
03:01:27
Again, we are pretty much in touch right now man.
03:01:30
You want the link?
03:01:31
I can send you the link if you want to be on the show, right.
03:01:35
That's why I thought you were going initially.
03:01:36
But Brady, you never said that earlier, but I wasn't sure
03:01:38
if you were ready to extend that invite, so I didn't want to.
03:01:41
Oh, it's always open.
03:01:43
You seemed like cool guys.
03:01:46
Hey, we are cool guys.
03:01:47
We still seem like cool guys.
03:01:49
I just, as far as I'm wondering, you know.
03:01:51
No, the chat just goes, the chat just off and just goes.
03:01:54
If you want it read.
03:01:56
It's kind of a benefit and bonus if I highlight it.
03:01:59
If it's not an actual rumble ramp,
03:02:01
it's a boner.
03:02:03
I advocated for this read
03:02:06
well, thank thank you for the rate again.
03:02:09
Oh yeah, real cool time then.
03:02:11
Just sounds like many of you room.
03:02:13
The show is literally sledge rant, so it's off correspondence school.
03:02:18
The Henry joins us now from Nashville.
03:02:20
This is about that Nashville, Tennessee woman that who is
03:02:24
they try to execute her.
03:02:24
They pumped a bunch of drugs into her and she.
03:02:26
Oh yeah, I didn't hear.
03:02:28
Don't normally people see when that happens twice.
03:02:31
Is there an agony in pain?
03:02:33
This is the second time that she survived a fucking,
03:02:37
Is it
03:02:37
some kind of new concoction to some kind of new fucking?
03:02:40
And there's all kinds of weird rumors
03:02:42
that the playing around with the person that is actually doing the Yankee free.
03:02:46
They really are nice guys.
03:02:47
Yankee
03:02:49
doesn't want the program to succeed, is trying to get rid of executions
03:02:52
in Tennessee.
03:02:52
So they're like the guy that didn't put the sponge or didn't wet the sponge.
03:02:56
And, Green Mile.
03:02:59
So there's, you know, I'm pretty sure that they're doing it.
03:03:01
And I don't want to say on purpose because it's I have no idea.
03:03:03
It's a legend.
03:03:04
Just watering it down or what I look.
03:03:06
Good morning.
03:03:07
What are we hearing about Chris Pike's condition?
03:03:09
And will they try this again? You were like a greasy.
03:03:12
You're just going to make the person suffer because, like, I think that
03:03:15
the chat comment roughly described Pike
03:03:18
as being visibly awake,
03:03:21
moving body parts and also audibly slow neurodivergent tone.
03:03:26
I see the chat comment rather the wrong
03:03:28
oh yeah, no, that's kind of what we do, though a lot.
03:03:30
We're used to giving each other shit.
03:03:32
Yeah, so I think a wrong way facility
03:03:35
if, right now is if you stay, we promise to rub you the right way.
03:03:39
Stepped in called.
03:03:40
You know, I'm so like, be like a
03:03:44
asshole.
03:03:44
But that doesn't mean I mean it
03:03:47
obviously watching.
03:03:49
Wow, look at this guy and what we did.
03:03:51
This is fucking members of the Thomas Jefferson.
03:03:53
Was that execution of 50 year old death row inmate Christa Pike described
03:03:58
a bizarre scene as Pike was seemingly in pain soon after two
03:04:02
lethal injections while baby, she's on them.
03:04:06
We can't cause people that caused pain to other people
03:04:08
to actually experience pain, we need to execute them.
03:04:11
Mercifully, prison officials and I think this is a perfect example.
03:04:15
Will Puckett with her for the firing squad.
03:04:17
Knoxville was in the media viewing room line.
03:04:19
Pike goes however we like I don't like.
03:04:22
It's about to bust.
03:04:23
I saw it.
03:04:24
How do we have like, animals be euthanized
03:04:27
so calmly and peacefully and successfully all the time?
03:04:30
Because there and seriously, I will get and just give that to human.
03:04:33
Couldn't hear.
03:04:34
At 745 she took a very large yawn.
03:04:38
He says at 746, local yawn.
03:04:42
They gave her the lethal injection and she's just in there. Go.
03:04:45
Oh. Later.
03:04:46
That's when the thing. I'm getting tired, I don't know.
03:04:49
At 806, the curtain was lowered again.
03:04:52
Her attorneys then filed an emergency motion
03:04:54
to halt the execution, stating Pike has not lost.
03:04:57
Oh boy. This and still have. Oh really?
03:05:00
And is audibly snoring for nearly one.
03:05:03
This is for her continued.
03:05:06
She's asleep. Here's
03:05:08
she's been on death row for 30 years
03:05:11
after being convicted in the brutal killing
03:05:13
which they've been trying to kill over 30 years.
03:05:15
You just won't die.
03:05:16
Hold on.
03:05:16
If they tried their normal, have they tried the drowning thing or
03:05:19
like the burning them at the stake? Oh,
03:05:22
and that those typically worked.
03:05:24
She's I burning sounds a little clicking in comments
03:05:27
being convicted in the brutal killing.
03:05:29
At this rate, I think it'd be faster.
03:05:31
Nothing about today was normal.
03:05:34
Typical at all.
03:05:35
Just as cruel but faster.
03:05:38
State corrections officials said
03:05:40
in a statement that they followed the Tennessee's execution protocol.
03:05:44
Oh boy.
03:05:44
Pike's attorneys also said in a statement that Pike's initial concerns
03:05:48
surrounding the execution proves true, and that she was concerned, in part
03:05:53
because of difficult vein access on her body.
03:05:56
To be clear, arrow, she was concerned.
03:05:59
What would her concern be that has happened in death this year?
03:06:02
Hold on.
03:06:04
The lethal injection might kill me if you guys don't do it right.
03:06:11
Like how the chat goes?
03:06:12
Quiet now.
03:06:13
Now they want our contact information.
03:06:15
I'm pretty sure it's down there.
03:06:16
But if it's not down there, it's my phone number.
03:06:18
Social security number.
03:06:19
Dot com is our email.
03:06:21
You want, my blood type Amazon gift cards or what?
03:06:26
Whatever.
03:06:26
My my girlfriend, the company my girlfriend works
03:06:28
for was purchased by another company.
03:06:30
And so they've got, like, new management and the her fucking manager.
03:06:33
So you can find them on that on the weekend.
03:06:35
She gets a text from the CEO, doesn't verify it, bothers
03:06:40
another employee, and sends
03:06:41
that employee out on a fucking weekend to go get three Amazon gift cards.
03:06:46
And like I was initially because my girlfriend was like, dude, listen to this.
03:06:51
I'm like, that sounds like a fucking scam. Like, is that a joke?
03:06:54
It sounds like, you know, where users give me Amazon gift cards.
03:06:57
And it was like in the girl was kind of like trying to do what her manager said,
03:07:00
even though it's like it was the weekend she had ever her car was in the shop.
03:07:04
She had her dad driver to the store. I would just tell her, fuck off.
03:07:07
This isn't an emergency.
03:07:09
Like there's no need for the CEO to need to just have a secretary.
03:07:12
Nobody else can get these things for him.
03:07:14
It seems fucking weird. Yeah.
03:07:16
So then she told her that they didn't have Amazon gift card there
03:07:19
and so she switched to. There you go. Well how about app one.
03:07:22
And so then like the check just went no, I'm not doing this.
03:07:26
And then it turned out that yeah, the bitch was being scammed like.
03:07:31
It's like I don't understand how people don't realize this.
03:07:34
Yeah. You're you're companies.
03:07:37
They'll never email you or text you saying that you overpaid
03:07:41
and they'll never want that money back.
03:07:42
And gift cards. Right.
03:07:44
What's hilarious is they fucking they they just had like, my girlfriend
03:07:48
saying that they just had a, you know, a phishing compliance, little run
03:07:53
through video thing that had that exact
03:07:57
scenario as an example, a random message from a CEO
03:08:01
asking for something that isn't typical, like a.
03:08:06
It's like there's different channels.
03:08:07
The CEO and like reach out to you directly and it
03:08:10
and if so, you know you want to verify those channels.
03:08:12
But yeah this is just fucking weird.
03:08:17
I don't think that went out and rumble.
03:08:18
What's going on? I lost my Rumble chat connection.
03:08:23
Oh, there's.
03:08:26
They have X messages locked down.
03:08:27
Yeah, that's our email.
03:08:28
Please feel free to send anything you want.
03:08:30
There
03:08:32
except dick pics.
03:08:34
At the same time
03:08:39
here.
03:08:39
I'll even I'll even do one better for you.
03:08:43
You'll send out a dick pic.
03:08:45
You can just text us, call us at 15863
03:08:49
rants three.
03:08:53
I can't do that, man.
03:08:54
You know what I mean?
03:08:58
Star Wars,
03:09:00
you got the nerds. Rapper ten Thunderclaps.
03:09:02
And now the Thunder.
03:09:04
Hey, you want to hear my hot take on, Star Wars?
03:09:06
Yeah, it is the greatest.
03:09:08
I got a hot take on Star Wars.
03:09:09
It's, ever so the greatest fucking in legend.
03:09:15
Why is that the greatest?
03:09:16
It's a little weird. Like it.
03:09:19
I like reading around.
03:09:20
I've never.
03:09:21
I never got through it.
03:09:22
I don't you oh, it's way beyond me.
03:09:24
It's like a different level.
03:09:25
Is it that the words themselves more complicated?
03:09:28
Is it the structure of the sentence?
03:09:30
Finnegans wake has got like ten thunderclaps in it on the clapboard.
03:09:34
Damn. 100 letters long.
03:09:36
What?
03:09:37
Nine of them are 100 letters long, and one of them is 101 letters.
03:09:41
And it's, because you want it to be, 1001 Nights.
03:09:45
You wanted a reference to the Arabian Nights,
03:09:46
and each thunderclap represents a great move forward in in society,
03:09:50
like the invention of fire, cooking food, the invention of clothes.
03:09:55
It represents these things. It's about myth.
03:09:56
It's about legend.
03:09:58
So a guy called Joseph Campbell comes along
03:10:00
and he looks at Finnegans Wake, and he does his dissertation
03:10:03
on breaking down the myth and legend of Finnegans Wake.
03:10:06
And all the stories that we've.
03:10:08
The first sentence in Finnegans Wake ties up.
03:10:10
You can tell the videos that,
03:10:13
in a Finnegans Wake the title is 18 months.
03:10:15
It doesn't have an apostrophe.
03:10:16
Finnegans wake, he's awakening and it's his wake, his death.
03:10:21
It's.
03:10:21
It's so beautiful and complex and nuanced.
03:10:25
So this guy
03:10:28
doesn't presentation something.
03:10:30
And the myth and the legend, there's this dissipation.
03:10:33
So let's go for a read.
03:10:35
Can we get on to my next speaker?
03:10:39
Because
03:10:41
I know that was the one and the hero's
03:10:45
journey becomes that sure was rude of me to point out too long.
03:10:48
Didn't read Ryan's Waking.
03:10:52
Hey, you want to hear my,
03:10:55
no, I don't.
03:11:00
You sit on my carpet a. Yep.
03:11:05
What is it now?
03:11:08
What is what now?
03:11:11
So are we talking shit?
03:11:14
Oh! Oh my God, what is it now?
03:11:18
Fuck this guy.
03:11:26
Nails.
03:11:27
Actual nails.
03:11:29
How much does that cost?
03:11:31
How much time did it take?
03:11:37
I'm going to pretend you're frying.
03:11:38
Try to attack in the middle of the night and you kill chickens.
03:11:43
You killed my chickens.
03:11:47
Those were my best
03:11:49
birds.
03:11:50
You hear?
03:11:52
No no no no no no no
03:11:55
oh no no no no.
03:12:01
That's what your bunghole is going to look like
03:12:03
after you eat that damn thing.
03:12:08
Yeah.
03:12:08
That's right. Swirl it around.
03:12:10
Make sure all the nails that ladyboy evenly.
03:12:16
And put on the motor oil and evaluate your ladyboy.
03:12:19
Or not.
03:12:23
Now it doesn't matter.
03:12:24
I hope you spill that dish.
03:12:25
It doesn't mean I'm not fucking either way.
03:12:27
Yeah, regardless whether it's a man or a woman. Man.
03:12:32
Right?
03:12:33
You don't like egg rolls?
03:12:34
I'm just not in a about some point.
03:12:36
No seasoning with some salt, followed by some salt from another bottle,
03:12:40
then some additional salt, followed by some, some another.
03:12:43
But once you're all done, egg roll the layer of salt.
03:12:49
Wait, what do you mean?
03:12:50
We have X messages locked down.
03:12:51
You can't send us messages on X, no DMs.
03:12:55
I should look into that.
03:12:58
Carrots?
03:12:59
Shallots, perhaps lemongrass.
03:13:01
I think she thinks we're under 13.
03:13:03
I can't believe I'm saying the level of our humor is like 12.
03:13:06
Oh, 12 minutes.
03:13:07
Holy crap.
03:13:09
Oh, God.
03:13:12
You you just clean oil.
03:13:16
Are. You're playing on my damn face.
03:13:17
You're playing everybody face.
03:13:21
A little.
03:13:21
Now answer me this whole time, fraud.
03:13:23
And tell them like, you gotta be frying some chicken in some hot molasses.
03:13:25
You got clean.
03:13:26
Oh, isn't that racist of him to talk like that? Yep.
03:13:33
But is.
03:13:34
It's hard to tell what he is, though, so I don't know if he's allowed to.
03:13:38
Why did he shake that?
03:13:39
I actually hate you.
03:13:42
He's like a perfect.
03:13:43
He's like 10% right in the trash.
03:13:46
Everything brown.
03:13:47
Oh, that sounded nasty.
03:13:49
Times ten.
03:13:52
No, absolutely. That's a lady.
03:13:54
Turn in all your cooking utensils to the authorities and report directly to jail.
03:14:00
Report directly to jail.
03:14:03
Report directly to jail.
03:14:10
All right, DIY.
03:14:13
Under the underlay
03:14:15
the non-sequitur.
03:14:16
But here we go.
03:14:21
Thanks.
03:14:22
Just emailed white.
03:14:24
You flush the toilet and your bathtub.
03:14:26
Makes a weird gurgling sound like something's alive down there.
03:14:29
If you've been ignoring it, hoping
03:14:31
it goes away on its own, I need you to pay attention.
03:14:33
That gurgling head humming, screaming that something is wrong.
03:14:36
And if you keep ignoring you, you could wake up to sewage backing up in the tub.
03:14:39
The good news is that about 80% of these cases are fixable.
03:14:42
Yourself for under 50 bucks no longer required.
03:14:44
I'm gonna walk you through exactly
03:14:45
how to diagnose the problem and fix it step by step.
03:14:47
What's actually happening?
03:14:48
Before we have any tools, you need to understand why this happens.
03:14:50
Otherwise, your waistline fixing the wrong thing.
03:14:52
Think about pouring water out of a full bottle too fast.
03:14:53
You get that glug glug glug sound because air can get quickly enough.
03:14:56
Your plumbing work the exact same way.
03:14:57
Every drain in your house connect to a vent goes up to your roof.
03:14:59
When water goes down, air comes into that vent to balance the pressure.
03:15:01
But when you flush toilet, it creates serious suction.
03:15:02
If the vent is blocked or restrict airflow,
03:15:04
your plumbing panics and pulls air from whatever can find it.
03:15:06
In most bathrooms,
03:15:07
the easiest place to pull that air is right through the water.
03:15:08
Sitting in a bathtub drain, trapped in those air bubbles forcing the way through.
03:15:10
Or what? Create that gurgling sound?
03:15:11
The bathtub is always the victim
03:15:12
because your toilet usually share the same drain line.
03:15:14
The toilet connects closer to the main sewer,
03:15:15
so when pressure changes happen, the battlefield first.
03:15:17
So you're dealing one of two things, or sometimes both.
03:15:19
Either your hand is blocked or you have a partial clog somewhere in the drain line.
03:15:21
Quick diagnosis
03:15:22
figuring out which problem you have takes about to the name of this video
03:15:24
to then go around the house and if
03:15:27
you're dealing with
03:15:27
localization, which is the easy scenario with multiple drains throughout your house
03:15:29
or gurgling ordering slowly, you've got a bigger problem.
03:15:31
Probably something the main vents or sewer line.
03:15:33
Also, pay attention to time
03:15:34
and flush usually means vent problem while gurgling after the flush,
03:15:36
especially with slow drainage points more quickly.
03:15:38
For now, let's assume you've got a localized issue that's worth fixing.
03:15:40
Today, my money is spent.
03:15:42
It costs nothing and take five minutes, so there's no reason not to try them.
03:15:44
First, boil a large pot of water and slowly down your bathtub. Drain.
03:15:47
Hot water dissolves.
03:15:47
Soap scum and grease build up that might be causing a partial blockage.
03:15:49
Do this 2 or 3 times.
03:15:50
If that does work, grab baking soda and white vinegar for your kitchen
03:15:53
and then follow.
03:15:54
That's always the trigger,
03:15:55
which means let it sit for 50 to 30 minutes, then flush more with water.
03:15:58
This break down will get done without damaging your pipes.
03:16:00
Also, pop off your drain stopper or strainer and look inside.
03:16:02
You'd be amazed how much hair and soap that buildup right there.
03:16:04
The opening of your fingers for wire hair. Gross? Absolutely.
03:16:07
But sometimes this alone fixes the problem.
03:16:08
Flush toilet again. Listen, if the gurgling is done, you're done.
03:16:10
If it's still there, it clogs deeper. And we need to move.
03:16:12
Step two. Step two proper. Plunging.
03:16:14
Plunging seems simple, but there's a reason it does work for most people.
03:16:16
Try it first. You need a couple feel up.
03:16:17
Every video, every sale, every drain, which is a little too if you don't want
03:16:22
them, never put in the suction because it just escapes through the hole.
03:16:24
Use a wet rag younger than me can't fix.
03:16:26
Add 2
03:16:26
or 3in of water to your tub just enough to cover the bottom of a plunger cup.
03:16:28
Place the plunger over the drain and make sure you have a solid seal.
03:16:30
Start with gentle plunges to push out any air trapped in the top.
03:16:32
Then go look at 15 to 20 Recip up down strokes.
03:16:34
If you can see you guys drop
03:16:36
the previous 3 or 4.
03:16:37
If you dislodge something,
03:16:38
you might need to hope to hear the hot water when you're done.
03:16:40
If you're still think that the clog is
03:16:43
time for the toilet actually works, we will gently snaking the drain.
03:16:45
This is the fix that solves most stubborn gurgling problems.
03:16:47
But there's one detail that separates people who succeed.
03:16:48
For people who damage their pipes,
03:16:50
do not sneak through the main drain, opening
03:16:51
the trap underneath has a sharp bent, and forcing
03:16:53
snake through can crack the sitting or scratch the inside of your pipes.
03:16:55
Instead, remove the overflow plate, which is usually two screws.
03:16:57
Regular flossing behind a plate.
03:16:58
So don't forget the major and possibly some lingering connected drain stuff.
03:17:00
Sneak up the good while you're there.
03:17:02
Now take your drain snake and feed the cable in the overflow pipe open.
03:17:04
Keep pulling teeth for resistance, which is either
03:17:06
turn the pipe for your clock.
03:17:06
Lock the thumbscrew on a snake handle, then slowly
03:17:08
rotate clockwise while pushing forward with gentle pressure.
03:17:10
The rotating motion. Let's go ahead.
03:17:11
Grab whatever's blocking the pipe, working back and forth.
03:17:12
Few times when you feel the cable move freely, slowly pull it back out.
03:17:15
You'll probably pull out a disgusting clump of hair and soak it up.
03:17:16
And that's exactly why you want to run hot water for a few minutes,
03:17:19
flush everything through, then test by flushing the toilet.
03:17:20
A 25ft manual drain snake cost between 20 and $40 at any hardware store
03:17:23
brands like Ridgid, Milwaukee or drain all we're fine.
03:17:25
You can also get one for about ten bucks a day if you want to buy.
03:17:27
This fix works for the vast majority of billing problems,
03:17:29
but if you're still that girl after snaking,
03:17:30
there's one more place you definitely want to get rid of.
03:17:32
Our gurgling is clear, but the gurgling continues.
03:17:34
There's way too much work going off.
03:17:36
I need to speak with you on this.
03:17:37
No, this is a comfortable working ladder, and your roof is.
03:17:39
Yes. Yes, it. We're saving.
03:17:44
Usually 2 to 4 inch diameter pipe sticking up on the roof.
03:17:46
Chances always used to be like these things happen in winter.
03:17:49
I still shine a flashlight on the pipe to check for blockages deep inside.
03:17:52
If you see something, my problem, just like 40% of the time
03:17:57
and the reason of that break up ready testing time is the bird's nest in there.
03:18:01
The most of the times it's just decayed leaves.
03:18:03
It turns into a mud sludge. Sometimes it's ice.
03:18:06
I've seen a squirrel in there.
03:18:09
That's really gross because they smell.
03:18:11
You'd think that they would take a while
03:18:12
before they smell, but they smell like as soon as they die
03:18:16
inside. Flush the toilet.
03:18:17
When you hold your hand over the vent opening,
03:18:18
you should feel suction pulling air down.
03:18:19
If you feel it, you're good when it's not.
03:18:21
In Colorado, some problems are beyond DIY territory
03:18:23
and pushing forward only if your pipes too small.
03:18:25
You can put your whole dick in there and then have somebody
03:18:28
else just keep flushing it.
03:18:33
Or not?
03:18:36
No. Yeah, we could do that.
03:18:38
Did we learn anything?
03:18:40
Yeah, I could put my dick in there.
03:18:42
What's the topic next week?
03:18:44
Dick head,
03:18:48
I like how my first two random inputs are.
03:18:50
The first one is why white people deserve to be in.
03:18:53
The next one is why black crime rates.
03:18:55
Okay.
03:18:56
Would you rather masters yourself or the world?
03:19:01
Right.
03:19:03
So would you rather house or the world rather help yourself or the world?
03:19:06
I think if you can master the world that includes yourself, right?
03:19:11
Where you could at least use the skill.
03:19:13
Learn to talk from the altruistic answers.
03:19:18
The world.
03:19:18
But I think most people would say, well,
03:19:20
I need to help myself before I can even help the world
03:19:24
move you.
03:19:24
What would you keep?
03:19:26
The act of keeping is the only remaining meaning.
03:19:29
What the fuck does that? All right, let's try number one.
03:19:31
I think it sounded just like Gary's stupid little 20
03:19:35
white wisdom sayings is like quotes.
03:19:37
It is what it is, and then it is what it is.
03:19:39
And then I am what I am. That's all that I am.
03:19:40
I'm Popeye the sailor man.
03:19:48
So it's amazing that these are coming up with
03:19:50
he used that 20 wisdom saying 20 why saying
03:19:55
how people think.
03:20:00
These are those weird ones.
03:20:01
I thought I got rid of them, just Christine Cage need a new finisher.
03:20:04
Yes he does.
03:20:05
So Christian Cage is an actual name.
03:20:07
It's not a place where they keep religious people.
03:20:09
No, it's his actual.
03:20:10
I'm pretty sure it's his real name.
03:20:12
And finishing is like, I want to come.
03:20:16
No, it's the his finishing move for.
03:20:20
Wait, what did you say?
03:20:23
I'm going to come.
03:20:25
God do him.
03:20:27
So he does need a new finisher.
03:20:31
What?
03:20:33
Do that one more time.
03:20:36
Like,
03:20:37
I think there it is.
03:20:39
He's going to come.
03:20:41
Is the casino Gantlet a good match type?
03:20:45
No it's not.
03:20:47
Can you maybe answer with more than one word?
03:20:49
What? What the.
03:20:50
The rip off of the money in the bank briefcase.
03:20:55
And for those of you that don't know,
03:20:56
I guess everyone knows these are all wrestling terms.
03:21:00
Well, I mean.
03:21:04
For those who don't know, I guess like a
03:21:08
brought up, because it doesn't matter.
03:21:10
I know.
03:21:16
Is freedom the space in between questions?
03:21:21
What?
03:21:23
I'm enjoying my freedom. Hold on.
03:21:29
These are just as just as readily.
03:21:31
Is this 20?
03:21:32
Well, I think it'll also be relevant at WrestleMania.
03:21:36
I'm sure.
03:21:37
Coming from.
03:21:43
Time to order to pick it.
03:21:44
We'll pick her. We'll.
03:21:46
The value of the moment that refuses to be the last.
03:21:50
I think the last moment, yeah, is the most valuable.
03:21:54
I, I don't know enough to make an informed comment.
03:22:01
What if, whatever your last thought is in your head
03:22:04
is frozen like that for eternity and you're not really aware of it
03:22:08
or not aware of it, but you're stuck there, I think that.
03:22:12
Does Seth Rollins need a new finisher?
03:22:15
No, but it wouldn't kill him to at least,
03:22:17
consider very frequently
03:22:22
pinning people with the superplex Falcon arrow combination, because that's,
03:22:28
pretty devastating combination, and it never pins the person.
03:22:31
And so every single time you see it, you just go,
03:22:33
okay, it's a stupid thing over again, and they're going to kick out.
03:22:35
So there's no never anything exciting about it.
03:22:38
It's just,
03:22:40
yeah.
03:22:42
Did you want to pick a topic next week?
03:22:46
Okay.
03:22:59
I'm not ever in a situation where, like, I would happen upon it.
03:23:03
Logic was impeccable, captain.
03:23:05
I'm not ever in a situation where, like, I would have.
03:23:08
I'm going to come lunch with how to make a book happen.
03:23:12
I'm not ever. Is Brian Breakers current gimmick.
03:23:15
We're have come lunch.
03:23:18
Happen.
03:23:18
No needs to be Brian Steiner.
03:23:21
I make it happen.
03:23:24
Happen.
03:23:25
No needs to be Bron Steiner.
03:23:27
Now it's got what happened.
03:23:30
Happened. No.
03:23:33
Now what happened?
03:23:36
How am no
03:23:40
Steiner?
03:23:41
Oh, shit.
03:23:42
Oh, crap. No.
03:23:48
Oh, shit.
03:23:48
Oh, no.
03:23:53
No! Oh, shit!
03:23:55
Bro! Fire has been coming through, man.
03:24:00
He's going to come.
03:24:04
South America or some horse shit, man, I.
03:24:10
Take him.
03:24:14
I'm a black knight.
03:24:15
I can't do that, man.
03:24:20
I'm a.
03:24:27
I'm a.
03:24:28
Oh, okay.
03:24:33
What did he say?
03:24:34
Oh. Day.
03:24:40
I'm a baby. I'm.
03:24:47
I'm a baby.
03:24:48
Right?
03:24:54
I'm a nine year.
03:24:58
I'm back.
03:25:04
I look it up in the paper.
03:25:08
Yeah.
03:25:09
Everybody.
03:25:13
You know you don't love you.
03:25:18
Yeah, I'm a.
03:25:24
Y'all are crazy.
03:25:26
I like it.
03:25:32
Baby, I was with you.
03:25:33
I really it takes me a little bit of time to understand.
03:25:36
What black.
03:25:36
You don't know what I mean.
03:25:41
Really?
03:25:42
Blue moon after that, mother's.
03:25:51
That's like my own rock.
03:25:54
Here we go. Oh, shit.
03:25:55
This fucking cocksucker motherfucker know or shall I go on?
03:25:59
Baggage. Baggage? Baggage. Favorite weight.
03:26:01
Go back in the bag. It.
03:26:05
Some people get.
03:26:08
Stop it. Thanks. Burger.
03:26:10
Bourbon. Beer.
03:26:12
But I don't let it.
03:26:13
Let it get me down.
03:26:16
I do take crazy as a compliment, but in outer world, it kicks in.
03:26:21
If someone doesn't hate you, you're not doing it.
03:26:23
I've seen him perform a pirate,
03:26:26
a poet, a pawn and a king.
03:26:29
You stupid. Up and down. And so do I.
03:26:33
I was up, and I know one thing.
03:26:36
Each time I find myself
03:26:41
flat on my face,
03:26:43
I pick myself up
03:26:46
and get me back in the rain.
03:26:49
That's fine.
03:26:52
I got you.
03:26:53
And I know I thing each time I find myself
03:27:00
right on a big bird.
03:27:02
And then I lie.
03:27:05
I've been.
03:27:06
I've been a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king.
03:27:12
I've been up and down and over and out.
03:27:17
And I know one.
03:27:19
Each time I find myself
03:27:22
slam flat on my face, I just pick myself up
03:27:28
and give him the rain.
03:27:32
I can't but my heart on fire.
03:27:35
But if there's nothing shaking coming here
03:27:38
I fly.
03:27:43
I'm gonna roll myself.
03:28:00
When.
03:28:04
The Steelers made multiple
03:28:05
roster moves in the last four hours.
03:28:09
And you can go to the Lions.
03:28:12
Man, I worked to Tampa Bay so I could pay the bills.
03:28:15
Man on Dorian, I stressed, I wish I could.
03:28:18
I stay still more than I ever do.
03:28:19
See the world.
03:28:20
I let them in.
03:28:22
Am I really doing some prescription medicine?
03:28:24
Sleeping in the closet with my bed on the dance floor?
03:28:28
Eviction.
03:28:28
When I'm at the bottom, I still know my life.
03:28:31
Cornerback
03:28:33
shit.
03:28:33
You supposed to be something for the come.
03:28:38
You don't get the message for the landlord.
03:28:41
It's just in the Steelers traded somebody somewhere.
03:28:44
Sign the quarterback. Sean Murphy.
03:28:47
The one thing I like that.
03:28:48
Only one thing that don't be broken.
03:28:54
Could be that much.
03:28:55
I that don't you from the 10th Bay Buccaneers practice squad.
03:29:00
You feel the blood
03:29:02
they place, lineman defensive lineman
03:29:05
Derek Harmon on the emergency room.
03:29:09
They signed linebacker Mark Matthews.
03:29:12
Yeah, and I see the practice squad
03:29:15
and waive the Nico Slaughter.
03:29:19
Thank you for the tip.
03:29:21
Stay anonymous.
03:29:23
I brave it.
03:29:26
I know I like to join.
03:29:29
All right. Thank you
03:29:31
pretty much for joining.
03:29:33
Break it down and roll it up.
03:29:35
All you got to do is come back and just get your free.
03:29:38
No, no rest of one month.
03:29:40
You know, with the gifted members. Man, I don't know.
03:29:43
We're gonna do that, though.
03:29:45
Thank you for being here.
03:29:47
Thanks for the rent. Right, bro?
03:29:51
Honestly, we really appreciate it.
03:29:53
We play Astros on the hill, but we really
03:29:56
shut the fuck up because of the pitch.
03:30:00
I don't need to go
03:30:02
and catch a bitch.
03:30:04
Oh. Oh.
03:30:08
You could shut the fuck up.
03:30:11
I don't know the latest news of football.
03:30:14
Beautiful football.
03:30:17
I have that feeling that don't need your.
03:30:20
I guess that's good.
03:30:20
Nothing exciting news, right?
03:30:22
Let's get gifted the membership for your diversion.
03:30:24
Tell me you broken up. Come.
03:30:28
You are very welcome.
03:30:30
Oh, oh, I don't need you broke for me.
03:30:33
You broken up?
03:30:34
No, no,
03:30:37
I don't understand this new age music.
03:30:41
It's just. It's like. I feel like.
03:30:43
I feel like rap
03:30:45
reached a, Like everything's been done.
03:30:48
Like everything.
03:30:49
Yeah. Like everything.
03:30:50
I mean, I'm just kind of, like, killed it.
03:30:52
A lot of other artists just kind of killed it, like, in a good way.
03:30:55
Like they like.
03:30:57
Do you see the irony of you picking everything?
03:30:59
So that little everything sucks.
03:31:00
So everything they do is sampling old music that's already literally
03:31:05
so rock does to neurodivergent tone.
03:31:07
Glad you give me some of the chords.
03:31:08
So many guitar riffs and you can only sing the same words.
03:31:11
So many, so many times convey the same meaning so many ways.
03:31:17
It's all been done before.
03:31:19
I just feel like music in a general sense, like you grow up to an era of music
03:31:23
and then that just is synonymous to your childhood,
03:31:26
and then that's what you take on with you the rest of your life.
03:31:33
Yeah, just like it doesn't matter what it is.
03:31:34
It doesn't matter what is.
03:31:36
I brought this hairstyle straight up from the 80s.
03:31:40
Yep. It's like your hairstyle, your glasses, your flannel.
03:31:45
What's wrong with your video game choice?
03:31:48
My wife.
03:31:50
You're for.
03:31:51
Well, I've known her since the 80s.
03:31:52
Since the 90s.
03:31:54
Okay, remember the 80s?
03:32:03
Fucking,
03:32:05
I don't know, I just pushed,
03:32:07
like.
03:32:10
Oh, this is you.
03:32:13
This is terrible.
03:32:17
Yeah, but the backstory, I mean, there's so many things
03:32:20
in this song that I hate Easter eggs and the things that have been done before
03:32:24
you do this as a priest in the fall of Rome.
03:32:29
And I bet you
03:32:33
to make me take you home.
03:32:36
You were wrong, I was right.
03:32:39
You said goodbye, I said goodnight, you.
03:32:44
It's all in that you.
03:32:48
It's all.
03:32:49
And I'm you.
03:32:52
It's all been done
03:32:55
to me. Oh.
03:33:00
I knew you
03:33:04
before. All right.
03:33:05
Who are we going to raid?
03:33:07
I know it's a little hard to raid somebody past.
03:33:12
It's much more fun,
03:33:14
you know.
03:33:15
You know my
03:33:18
my neurodivergent tone.
03:33:21
How many times do I look?
03:33:23
It's, yellow.
03:33:24
Well, do. It's all.
03:33:27
And then you please
03:33:30
raid down the line
03:33:34
before.
03:33:39
I get my three years here.
03:33:42
And if I say I love you, dear.
03:33:45
And if I shit.
03:33:47
We didn't pick a topic for next minute.
03:33:49
Well, you just I said covered.
03:33:52
I just forgot what they said.
03:33:54
It's all happened
03:33:56
in the book.
03:33:57
It's, And and you.
03:34:01
It's all been done.
03:34:06
What's the topic?
03:34:10
Your mama.
03:34:12
I don't know what's stopping.
03:34:14
I keep
03:34:15
somebody dropping a drop when I didn't catch one more.
03:34:19
One more topic.
03:34:21
What's the topic?
03:34:23
Or don't they say this is all been done before,
03:34:26
but I don't remember anybody quitting her
03:34:28
a camera on a cat and going through a fishbowl.
03:34:31
Good numbers. Share with your kids.
03:34:33
You. You're the worst one.
03:34:35
It's all about the price.
03:34:36
I know they say.
03:34:37
I know what I give a smile
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and you're on me.
03:34:44
I it's all. And,
03:34:49
you know it's all me.
03:34:51
None.
03:34:54
It's all me.
03:34:55
Thanks. You.
03:34:58
Be third off.
03:34:59
Congrats on the right way.
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You know, it's all messed up.
03:35:07
It's all when I.
03:35:09
You the.
03:35:10
It's all been legal immigrants and do it's all.
03:35:15
And I'm you it's all and I'm
03:35:21
there's your
03:35:22
chopping and I, I like the music man.
03:35:26
But you got to cool it down.
03:35:27
Just did.
03:35:31
I don't you want to,
03:35:36
So how was your night?
03:35:37
I don't know who you want to raid, but my co-host suffered a very traumatic skull.
03:35:41
So we go queer. You again? Planning?
03:35:44
Always. Yeah, I'll definitely play that on the way today.
03:35:47
You know, we don't do that very often because of the jokes and work, but somehow
03:35:51
this to work, this golf spirit.
03:35:53
Oh, we could just.
03:35:53
We can just do immigrants.
03:35:55
Favorite flash cast host one.
03:35:57
Gary, the guest is in chat from,
03:36:00
well, living 95 of you are on my way.
03:36:03
I know my truth. I'm confused.
03:36:04
Is Yankee Freemasonry son of a cult?
03:36:06
Did you say I do my root of names?
03:36:09
Oh, living in Capri says topic.
03:36:11
Legal immigrants.
03:36:13
I thought you said legal immigrants.
03:36:16
But he said legal immigrants.
03:36:20
Oh. Oh, really?
03:36:25
It could be
03:36:25
our first to do that to word topic.
03:36:29
My first 676 shows.
03:36:31
Maybe we should evolve our first audience submission.
03:36:38
Stop it.
03:36:41
He was higher than a kite.
03:36:44
Oh, damn.
03:36:46
Got that right.
03:36:48
What's a, what's a one word name for?
03:36:51
What's a one word?
03:36:53
Lmao.
03:36:53
Oh, topic for legal immigrant.
03:36:59
Immigrant.
03:37:05
So I is so dumb.
03:37:06
I asked it what's a one word topic for legal immigrant and it said lawful
03:37:10
permanent resident.
03:37:13
That's three words.
03:37:16
Let me ask it a slightly different way.
03:37:18
Did you tell it? Hey, that's three words and it's.
03:37:20
Oh, you're so right. I'm so sorry. You're right.
03:37:22
You said one word. I'll make sure I'll make.
03:37:24
Give it one word. Now,
03:37:27
visa, residency, citizenship.
03:37:30
You're fired.
03:37:31
Naturalization or immigration?
03:37:36
It doesn't matter.
03:37:40
It will.
03:37:40
Next.
03:37:40
Why are you yelling?
03:37:44
Bullshit.
03:37:48
All right.
03:37:48
I still didn't find somebody to raid.
03:37:50
I'm gonna raid! You asshole!
03:37:53
And there's Brady over the top.
03:38:02
But you have.
03:38:02
Okay, comes the blitz, and here's Brady.
03:38:05
Yeah.
03:38:07
Just find somebody.
03:38:08
They there.
03:38:09
Otherwise it illegal immigrant.
03:38:11
Yeah. They come to the bluff.
03:38:12
My wife.
03:38:16
Yeah, I guess I'd say illegal immigrant.
03:38:20
Yeah, it comes to life off.
03:38:25
Yeah, I guess I'd say
03:38:28
I gotta fix that to the actually works, but only when I do an infinity miracle.
03:38:32
Gotta.
03:38:34
Yeah, I guess I'd say
03:38:36
I gotta fix that to the actually works, but only when I do an infinity fuck off.
03:38:42
I was like, you already said that.
03:38:44
I, I so I gotta fix that to the teeth actually works.
03:38:48
So only when I do an infinity.
03:38:51
It's like you already said that I like.
03:38:54
Are you gonna say that to the teeth?
03:38:56
Actually works.
03:38:57
So only when I drew an infinity.
03:38:59
Oh, no.
03:39:01
You already said that. I. Oh.
03:39:03
Oh, girl, it's actually only when I walk.
03:39:10
You already said my hand shown.
03:39:12
Oh, girl, you got to know
03:39:16
about illegal.
03:39:17
But it.
03:39:18
Like you already said, my shorts.
03:39:21
Oh, girl, you got actually
03:39:25
bottom right.
03:39:26
Chad, since you raided us, is there anybody for me to rate?
03:39:29
Otherwise, I'm just going to rate AP girl, you got to post the link in the chat.
03:39:35
Chat to related ask.
03:39:36
Is there anybody specifically want me to rate?
03:39:38
Otherwise I'm just going to rate AP,
03:39:40
so try to squeeze the link in the chat, right?
03:39:44
Chat related ask is there anybody specific you want me to rate?
03:39:47
Otherwise I'm just going to rate AP and just to squeeze the link in the chat chat.
03:39:54
Is there anybody go yeah.
03:39:56
Sorry. This is just something you did accidentally
03:39:58
want to share the cost of free love AP.
03:40:01
All right.
03:40:02
I want to say that the shows about
03:40:04
not exactly what we got.
03:40:06
If you did accidentally want to do it on equals always like
03:40:10
we always go out with the shows to stick around.
03:40:13
You know exactly what we got here.
03:40:15
But I want you to come here.
03:40:18
Thanks for joining us.
03:40:19
We'll see you next Monday night.
03:40:21
The show's a second p m eastern.
03:40:22
Not exactly, but we got one on.
03:40:28
You need to let me know if this is the second one.
03:40:31
The know exactly what you guys.
03:40:51
Are so happy.
03:40:52
Is great.
03:40:52
Tucked in the trees. Gary is headed out.
03:40:55
Where does he.
03:40:56
Please tell about man glasses sitting low.
03:40:59
Caroline's liquor in the cheap.
03:41:01
Beer to go low in this bag, which is a cooler to tell the wife
03:41:05
he's playing this golf.
03:41:06
But that's not true.
03:41:08
He's rolling down the road
03:41:09
with a grin on his face because everybody knows he's going to that
03:41:12
place, gets the avalanche, and he'll get there fast and take it slow.
03:41:18
Those man singing so shut it's way you go.
03:41:22
Way down and Queer Hollow.
03:41:25
He'll find his little spot for some games where the memories are fake.
03:41:29
Down at Queer Hollow Road where Gary wants to go.
03:41:36
Caroline's liquor was the first drink of the day.
03:41:38
Now he's drinking cheap beer while he's on his way.
03:41:41
This golf, this rattling around in the back.
03:41:44
Gary's got his glasses on and he's right on track.
03:41:46
He's a strange looking dude.
03:41:48
Yeah, everybody knows cornball cigaret right below his nose.
03:41:52
Local. Start laughing when they see a snaggle tooth.
03:41:55
Here comes Gary again. What's that man going to do?
03:41:58
And since the first scene and he lets his dick flashing and sails
03:42:01
through the trees like a Burton's guy, if you plug in first, Gary,
03:42:05
don't give a crap poppers
03:42:07
and cheap beer and says, come on, my back, everybody call it Queer Hollow.
03:42:11
Back in the past, long before Gary came through and presented his ass.
03:42:14
Now every time he shows up, you already know
03:42:17
Gary is buried it down the queer hollow gas of the avalanche.
03:42:22
He'll get there fast and take Dick slow and we all.
03:42:26
It's great time and we all let it go.
03:42:29
Way down in Queer Hollow.
03:42:32
Nobody calls the cops claiming Ray.
03:42:35
There's a safe word.
03:42:36
Nobody will say it down.
03:42:37
And Queer Hollow Road,
03:42:41
where Gary wants to go. I,
03:42:46
I. Pulled a bone around.
03:42:55
Let the good times roll.
03:42:59
Dick in his hand
03:43:01
and worn down his throat.
03:43:04
The afternoon's not the only thing.
03:43:07
There's a young.
03:43:09
Yeah. He's down and queer.
03:43:11
I was gifted a membership in like for me.
03:43:12
Too much fun.
03:43:16
This song is disturbing the lineage.
03:43:18
And he'll get there fast and take Dick slow and we'll let you.
03:43:22
Great time.
03:43:23
And we all ate it.
03:43:24
Blow away down and go right from the red rock.
03:43:28
He'll find his little spot with some gay yet safe safeword.
03:43:31
Nobody will slow down a queer hollow world
03:43:36
is always going back to Queer Hollow.
03:43:42
As podcast ever to go.
03:43:44
Thank you.
03:43:48
Where he wants to go.
03:43:54
Where he wants
03:43:55
to go. He.
03:44:10
At Fly Giants.
03:44:11
Email sent. Hope to hear from you.
03:44:16
Oh. The afternoons not the only.