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00:00:02 And a question and a preposition.
00:00:06 What do I do this for
00:00:10 or correctly here?
00:00:12 Or what do I do with?
00:00:45 What is.
00:00:54 Thank you.
00:01:01 Give me something I can groove to.
00:01:02 Please, sir.
00:01:04 Yes. Thank you. Hey,
00:01:09 we. We are Fladge Rants Live Yes.
00:01:13 Oh, yeah.
00:01:15 Hey, if you want to read quite alright with us.
00:01:18 If you want to stand up, shout to call 1-586-3RANTS3. Now.
00:01:22 Yeah yeah yeah we are.
00:01:27 Let's wrap up.
00:01:29 Gary, Drawer, Brady and me and we are.
00:01:35 Wrap.
00:01:37 Get up everybody and read it right here.
00:01:41 We play. That's.
00:01:43 Yeah, yeah.
00:01:45 Reporter Brady and me.
00:01:48 Yeah. We are friends.
00:01:50 And what?
00:01:51 Yeah.
00:01:52 Get up!
00:01:52 Everybody away.
00:01:56 Everybody knows when we show up.
00:01:59 Pledging to the weirdest times we read.
00:02:03 From geezer down to Tesla existence,
00:02:06 from succubus to posting lies all over.
00:02:10 Call us well, to say, can this be that close?
00:02:13 Just let me stay for the of what we deliver truth and host.
00:02:17 We hate topics.
00:02:19 We love the raw blah blah.
00:02:21 We keep the promise.
00:02:22 Funny that doesn't pander to the crowd.
00:02:25 We, friends that
00:02:29 hey hey
00:02:29 hey hey hey hey hey, yeah, we got, yeah, we got a radio.
00:02:35 Oh, yeah.
00:02:37 Everybody away.
00:02:38 We're up last night.
00:02:42 Clock back up again.
00:02:44 Gary Brady and me.
00:02:46 Yeah, yeah, we up time.
00:02:50 Well get up, everybody away. Up.
00:02:55 Live it loud is fun.
00:02:56 We've only just begun.
00:02:59 Oh the small, the blow, the big to bits I hope for the sting.
00:03:04 Like Muhammad Ali.
00:03:06 And I ain't never quit.
00:03:09 We don't get sore. We get hard.
00:03:11 We don't do epic jokes.
00:03:13 Here's the golden rule I love these I know what what poor folks have
00:03:17 faith in the witness that you do.
00:03:20 You won't go wrong.
00:03:21 Oh, no, we don't do it for you.
00:03:24 But in the drawer. Get higher. Crack the vault. The state.
00:03:27 Why that right? Yeah.
00:03:28 We tripping off. Hey, what's the fairy godmother break?
00:03:30 What you just say.
00:03:32 Give a person glitch.
00:03:33 Replay call 1586323. Line em up.
00:03:36 Let the chaos break.
00:03:37 Desolation patterns in the sky.
00:03:39 Under the chitlins in the Mandela of the script.
00:03:41 Now you child, whatever. Yo, mama.
00:03:43 No! Let's fight. Has no no me. Castle.
00:03:45 Rock the ten foreground punch line slice cleaner than halfway to the clouds.
00:03:49 Now this ain't like this ain't baby talk.
00:03:52 This is Monday, 10 p.m.
00:03:53 eastern, right?
00:03:54 I wonder why the shadow people got gnomes in the garden.
00:03:57 You wait. Peace. So caught up with the trailer park, lady.
00:03:59 Count von, strike out.
00:04:01 You scary like the chem trail.
00:04:03 Confetti in on the sheep a parade laughing in the park.
00:04:06 What the time like it's play one call a scream.
00:04:08 I died in 2012.
00:04:10 Up next, call a sandwich.
00:04:11 Scrap to get that switchboard down in flames.
00:04:14 No sweat, no filter, no brakes, no cheese delivery for a kill shot.
00:04:17 Straight truth.
00:04:18 So you ready to rumble in your chest?
00:04:21 That's quite right.
00:04:21 How did I tell you, bird?
00:04:23 I feel welcome to fly. Drive, fly.
00:04:26 We are fly. Dress up for me.
00:04:28 Oh, God, I'm bout to hold your breath.
00:04:31 Speak the smoking crowd to life.
00:04:32 Drop the mic I was keep the whole thing fly.
00:04:36 Tell the makers we ain't impressed.
00:04:38 Be all the time.
00:04:41 Hey, yeah, it's all baby
00:04:43 I and brothers with me.
00:04:47 Let it ride it to me.
00:04:49 Come on air everybody I'm on everybody I
00:04:54 have to top
00:04:57 every call.
00:04:58 Baby I, me and the kids with me.
00:05:00 Come on, wake up.
00:05:01 Last. Oh.
00:05:06 What went word for to balderdash.
00:05:09 I'm free and I'm Mike.
00:05:11 I'm from liminality to a pristine night.
00:05:14 We keep it through the mockery.
00:05:16 Your face just observation. Oh, right. Yeah.
00:05:19 We scabies jokes are racist.
00:05:21 That's all we do.
00:05:22 The game.
00:05:23 They're pledging.
00:05:24 The tears, the bite. We're messing with it.
00:05:27 Smart, loud and golly gee whiz, we do it right.
00:05:30 Oh, we are pledge right.
00:05:33 Oh, yeah.
00:05:35 Hey, hey I got yeah, we got a baby.
00:05:39 Let me.
00:05:39 Oh! Get up everybody, you up at the fire.
00:05:45 We up for some.
00:05:47 Oh won't be up.
00:05:51 Oh, up.
00:05:53 Let's go.
00:05:56 Get up. Everybody up.
00:05:58 Come on oh come on 00000000.
00:06:08 Let's go.
00:06:09 Oh we all right. Fly.
00:06:13 Oh wow.
00:06:15 We got to understand.
00:06:17 Hey, hey, it's gotta be fun.
00:06:19 They sent me a reason.
00:06:21 Oh, come on, we got friends like.
00:06:24 Yeah, yeah. Oh.
00:06:33 The following is for entertainment purposes only.
00:06:36 It's just a scripted comedy show.
00:06:38 These guys are not experts,
00:06:41 doctors, lawyers, therapists, or even particularly, well,
00:06:46 adjusting everything you hear
00:06:48 is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm, or just plain nonsense.
00:06:52 Any resemblance to real people events is purely coincidental and kind of hilarious.
00:06:56 They are not a responsible for emotional damage, cognitive
00:07:01 dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urge to start a cult.
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00:07:09 if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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00:07:19 Hi, Dave.
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00:07:26 Fladge Rants Live is filmed in front of a live studio
00:07:30 audience.
00:07:46 Yes. This.
00:08:44 What do I do this for?
00:08:47 As usual, I have a fancy graphic display for you.
00:08:51 Dollar sign money,
00:08:55 hashtag views.
00:08:58 Pi. Fame to start a cult
00:09:03 or letter.
00:09:04 I mean,
00:09:08 quick. You. Me.
00:09:10 Hi, I'm Gary and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
00:09:14 To all who started this show,
00:09:18 I wanted to talk about some conspiracy
00:09:20 theories and some lives that we were given throughout history and,
00:09:24 you shed some light on, some truths
00:09:27 that people are, unaware of or ignoring.
00:09:31 And, that turned out to just be therapy for me.
00:09:35 A release
00:09:37 valve for the crazy that that's going on, the circus that's dancing in my head.
00:09:41 Well,
00:09:44 but there are
00:09:45 tears to, What what I'm trying to get at.
00:09:49 What I'm trying to go for, First and foremost, I'd love to be entertaining.
00:09:54 I'm using, specifically
00:09:58 funny, but comedy is hard.
00:10:00 So failing at that,
00:10:04 it would be nice to be informative at least.
00:10:06 Or educational.
00:10:09 But there too, the odds of me knowing anything
00:10:14 that a vast majority of our listening audience doesn't know are slim to nil.
00:10:20 I'm just a normal guy, just like everybody else.
00:10:23 Therefore, I mean,
00:10:25 sure, I wear the lab coat,
00:10:28 but that really doesn't make me special.
00:10:32 So, failing,
00:10:35 give me new information.
00:10:37 Maybe I could give you, a different perspective.
00:10:40 My unique point of view could offer,
00:10:44 a way to look at things a little differently.
00:10:48 And, and still there,
00:10:52 a lot of people have the ability to look at things
00:10:55 from play devil's advocate to themselves,
00:10:58 and I might not even be able to succeed at that.
00:11:01 So my last fallback is honesty.
00:11:05 And failing at that
00:11:07 would be the worst failure of that series.
00:11:11 And and that's what that's what we're going for.
00:11:14 So, let's get the chat
00:11:18 active and, see if that works.
00:11:21 Well, as far as I know, chat is got old for Kitty.
00:11:28 I'm sorry, French for milk. Cat.
00:11:32 And, it's also like
00:11:36 small talk, chit chat, talking about the weather.
00:11:39 So today was,
00:11:43 I have to assume, the last 80 degree day
00:11:46 we'll, we'll have here in metro Detroit
00:11:49 till next summer.
00:11:51 So I'm wearing short sleeves and,
00:11:57 it was darn
00:11:59 downright cold in the barn last week.
00:12:02 And it's rather nice today.
00:12:05 Today is my birthday.
00:12:08 My 53rd revolution around the sun.
00:12:13 But, this week
00:12:16 I looked into the, benign violation theory.
00:12:19 Come,
00:12:21 brought forward by Peter McGraw
00:12:23 and Caleb Warren, brought to my attention by Jimmy Carr.
00:12:26 No, Jimmy Carr had, a somewhat
00:12:30 wrong interpretation of this, because what it is, is, violation of,
00:12:36 benign nature, such as wearing white shoes after Labor Day.
00:12:41 And it's funny,
00:12:43 to do so because it really doesn't harm anybody.
00:12:47 But it's, it's a full part
00:12:50 of the fact of a fact in nature.
00:12:53 But, Jimmy Carr, gave me an interesting perspective on it,
00:12:57 because I'm, I always deal with difficult
00:13:01 or or uncomfortable situations
00:13:04 or atrocities with the sort of dark humor
00:13:08 and the way he was taking it is the funnier
00:13:11 you make it it, the more sting you take out of the atrocities.
00:13:17 But, a lot of
00:13:18 things have happened this week, and, we'll get into it because,
00:13:22 we've got a big show of a row or it's kind of stacked up against it.
00:13:27 A lot has happened this week.
00:13:29 Mike Ditka passed away.
00:13:32 And, if you're not familiar with his work,
00:13:34 he was most famous for being the Chicago Bears coach, but
00:13:38 he revolutionized the tight end position with the Dallas Cowboys.
00:13:42 And, he passed away this week.
00:13:44 And, it was a massive loss.
00:13:47 But.
00:13:51 But other things that happened this week, we'll be seeing some footage
00:13:55 from my birthday party where I had,
00:13:58 a tremendous circle of my friends, 10 or 12 of us.
00:14:03 And I was only expecting 5 or 6.
00:14:05 So Doug, double what?
00:14:08 The attendance I expected, which means I ran out of chicken.
00:14:12 And, not everybody gets to praise me.
00:14:16 Delectable chicken.
00:14:18 Which was too bad, but I do have, chocolate chip cookies left, so,
00:14:21 we'll pass those around, sometime during the show.
00:14:26 So, it was,
00:14:29 it was a nice, party here
00:14:34 at the, the studio, the barn.
00:14:36 Studio.
00:14:38 And, you'll you'll see some footage in here.
00:14:42 And we added, an uninvited guest, and you'll see that a little later.
00:14:47 But the the most important thing
00:14:51 that happened this week, I would estimate,
00:14:54 was, we had, a beef.
00:14:58 We had a rival podcast call us out
00:15:03 or our lack of attention to the chat.
00:15:06 And that's why we decided to sarcastically call them out about chat.
00:15:11 And they invited us on their show and draw.
00:15:13 And I went and we we went on their show and,
00:15:17 and I wanted to tear into them about their stupid chat
00:15:23 and, I wanted to,
00:15:27 tell them how stupid I thought country music was and how I don't
00:15:31 even think country is music and how their their taste in music sucks.
00:15:37 And I wanted to tell them,
00:15:39 that well,
00:15:44 I've got some views that they wouldn't necessarily agree with.
00:15:47 For instance,
00:15:50 all of the Aboriginal, like the native
00:15:56 tribal
00:15:59 folk and traditions,
00:16:02 included some civilizations
00:16:04 that came from another place
00:16:08 and help them with agriculture and mathematics.
00:16:12 The calendar, astronomy,
00:16:16 and they every culture,
00:16:20 every civilization said they had help
00:16:23 from another race or species and they called them gods.
00:16:29 And, here's where I land on gods.
00:16:36 Either
00:16:38 they're made up
00:16:40 fictional characters or they are.
00:16:44 Members of advanced technology.
00:16:47 You know, Arthur C Clarke, a sufficiently advanced
00:16:50 technology would be indistinguishable from magic.
00:16:54 So if someone had advanced
00:16:57 any advanced technology, you would think that they were superior.
00:17:01 Being.
00:17:02 And, I would now elevate that to deity level.
00:17:06 But primitive man would.
00:17:09 And so everyone we call gods
00:17:13 would either fall under the category of maple
00:17:17 Eve or just
00:17:22 biological lifeform like me.
00:17:25 So there are no gods, and they wouldn't appreciate that.
00:17:28 But we were on their show and they were so friggin
00:17:33 nice and cool
00:17:36 and funny, and I couldn't even do that.
00:17:40 I couldn't even
00:17:42 tear them down like I wanted
00:17:44 to, because it's not my show.
00:17:47 I get to do that on my show, and that's what we're doing now.
00:17:51 So, but it did,
00:17:54 bring to light, another point that I would rather be a big fish
00:17:59 in a small pond than a small fish in about the same size pond.
00:18:03 So that rules out ego death that comes along with spiritual enlightenment.
00:18:09 So I may still
00:18:10 be a few minutes of deep meditation away from that.
00:18:14 So spiritual enlightenment,
00:18:17 possibly not in the cards, but,
00:18:20 to to see just a few moments
00:18:23 of my appearance and drawers appearance
00:18:26 on the beer and bourbon or bourbon and beer.
00:18:30 Well, the host name is.
00:18:34 Oh, I hope I don't get this wrong.
00:18:37 Yankee freedom, Yankee Doodle labradoodle.
00:18:42 Doodle dandy, dipsy doodle.
00:18:45 That role, the clip radio.
00:18:58 That's not it.
00:18:58 Really?
00:19:02 Oh, no, that's definitely not it.
00:19:04 You didn't, animal control officers in Detroit had their hands full.
00:19:09 But it's a great video.
00:19:12 Well, he's the one first.
00:19:14 No one's actually on there twice.
00:19:18 The one I sent in is somehow the word.
00:19:22 I was law.
00:19:24 It's label.
00:19:25 Roll the clip.
00:19:26 I don't know what happened. I didn't check it.
00:19:28 I don't watch him.
00:19:29 Oh, I thought I heard, but I have the voice
00:19:32 set up here as a backup, so just give me a moment.
00:19:36 Yeah. Pigs catching pigs in Detroit.
00:19:37 Number 47 is where?
00:19:39 That's, Why did I get doubled up?
00:19:42 Fucking weird, man.
00:19:45 I even cued our TCB to be the moment.
00:19:49 The second time he says flag.
00:19:51 First time he says flag.
00:19:52 She said, do I say that right?
00:19:54 And then he rolls right into introducing this other guy who never said a word.
00:19:59 And then there it is.
00:20:01 Okay.
00:20:02 He's like, he's like, double past his time.
00:20:05 Like he must be taking a shower or something.
00:20:07 Yeah, he should be here. All right.
00:20:10 For now, taking a shower, fix a cup. What?
00:20:13 What a great
00:20:15 what a pizza.
00:20:16 Oh, no.
00:20:16 I mean, it's taken a while.
00:20:17 Here is my last riveting show.
00:20:21 Which part did you want to watch of this?
00:20:23 Where?
00:20:25 Thank you. TV. Preciate.
00:20:26 You didn't look like there was a time stamp across the, time
00:20:31 when I didn't send the link the way I did.
00:20:34 You get the link and just did our own thing after that night, I.
00:20:38 America's Untold stories.
00:20:40 Thank you so very much for the read.
00:20:42 Thank you, Mr. Zero.
00:20:44 Appreciate you. Thank you. How much?
00:20:46 Say hello.
00:20:47 And you are you guess we have flange and we have.
00:20:51 Am I saying that correctly? Fudge and Mr.
00:20:53 Connolly, you have another guest down below.
00:20:57 Yeah, I miss them.
00:20:59 I know what I do, I think they're still preparing.
00:21:01 Video just came on and they're still prepared.
00:21:03 I would have to fuck this guy when I get.
00:21:05 When I get a thumbs up, it's all it's a go.
00:21:10 Yeah.
00:21:10 So he's like, give me a thumbs up.
00:21:11 I'm supposed to the whole time.
00:21:14 It's like, thank you.
00:21:15 Yeah. Doing that was like an emoji.
00:21:18 But you guys ready cast the other night.
00:21:20 And I just wanted to thank you.
00:21:25 People.
00:21:25 So I really appreciate it.
00:21:26 Apparently actually, it was I.
00:21:29 Yes, I did it. I suggested you guys.
00:21:33 It was actually.
00:21:34 But you asked who frog was.
00:21:36 It was not brought yet. He'll be here tonight, though.
00:21:39 But the quiet part pod is.
00:21:42 Who rated you guys?
00:21:43 Okay, I see I'm not familiar with this format.
00:21:48 We've never interacted this much before.
00:21:51 This is what maybe
00:21:54 that is our 13th panel member.
00:21:57 They are just as much a panel member as you are. I am
00:22:04 I see.
00:22:06 Yes, I did
00:22:08 go I was yes, it's how we it's how we run things, how we do everything.
00:22:12 So then just just talk.
00:22:13 And that's what we've been doing for years.
00:22:16 We don't get a lot of chat, so we just kind of do our own thing.
00:22:20 I hope it's entertaining.
00:22:23 And that was and I think like so I said the the email that I sent when,
00:22:27 when I after that night, I think it was a misunderstanding
00:22:30 and we just got off on the wrong foot before, because there was
00:22:34 a comment made about chat, having their own conversations.
00:22:37 And as you'll see here, our chat does have their own conversations.
00:22:41 And we chime in and chat chimes into our conversations.
00:22:44 Like I said, they're they're another panel member.
00:22:46 So we were we were just a little taken aback,
00:22:49 but I, I suggested it
00:22:51 because I was watching you guys and I thought you guys were freaking hilarious.
00:22:55 I thought, you guys are awesome, dude.
00:22:57 That's that's our first goal.
00:22:59 But comedy is hard.
00:23:02 It is
00:23:03 still is my day.
00:23:05 George, you know you're is one of my co-hosts.
00:23:08 He, he loves the screen but he'll be back.
00:23:11 Yeah.
00:23:12 It's I'm just waiting for him to give me a thumbs up and we'll bring him on.
00:23:15 But, I ran back to do this obnoxiously.
00:23:17 Now and.
00:23:20 Yes. Wait, hold on a minute.
00:23:22 You weren't even in your fucking chair.
00:23:23 First person first comes up first.
00:23:26 You have to show us this fucking sake.
00:23:28 You have to show us that this is his first before will allow you on.
00:23:33 What's up? Draw.
00:23:34 Good to see. What if I was missing a thumb?
00:23:36 You'll notice that, I'm quite snippy, but I don't mean most of it,
00:23:39 but some of it is kind of.
00:23:41 Okay, well, welcome to bourbon and beer. Just hold on.
00:23:43 Yes, because you.
00:23:46 Fucking Lawndale.
00:23:47 Sheboygan. Very nice.
00:23:50 He he said snippy.
00:23:53 Okay.
00:23:55 I don't know.
00:23:56 I kind of kind of felt like it fit the vibe of the show, I don't know.
00:24:00 Yeah, absolutely.
00:24:02 Absolutely.
00:24:03 It fits the vibe.
00:24:06 So you guys, when do you guys go on here?
00:24:09 Let me do this.
00:24:10 10 p.m. Monday.
00:24:12 Monday, 10 p.m. eastern.
00:24:13 That puts you guys next to each other.
00:24:15 10 p.m. Monday is your only night.
00:24:16 It's one night a week.
00:24:18 Yeah, we got other shit to do.
00:24:20 I won't I get I only do Friday nights, so.
00:24:27 So that was fun, right.
00:24:28 Oh that's a lot of candles I guess. So.
00:24:33 Happy birthday.
00:24:34 It was a lot of fluffy.
00:24:36 The way to Gary.
00:24:38 Happy birthday, happy birthday.
00:24:41 Happy because everyone's laughing.
00:24:43 Oh I get it. That is a great to get along.
00:24:46 You know.
00:24:48 Right Gary.
00:24:50 All right I would for you're awesome to know.
00:24:52 You're you better know you are
00:24:55 great among others.
00:24:58 So we you.
00:25:07 Happy birthday to Gary.
00:25:10 Happy birthday to Gary.
00:25:13 Happy birthday.
00:25:14 Birthday. Happy birthday to.
00:25:17 Oh yeah.
00:25:18 Okay, let me say to you, I know I like and said dreamed in 1865.
00:25:24 You're going to look when you hear what this man dreamed in 1865.
00:25:28 You're going to look around the world today and wonder if you didn't
00:25:31 just have kind of a dream, but maybe tap audio of it.
00:25:34 A vision of the future.
00:25:35 But there's no audio. There's this.
00:25:37 Yeah. No, we said he.
00:25:39 If you could hear what this guy dreamed.
00:25:42 Oh yeah. So he doesn't have.
00:25:43 That is freaking weird.
00:25:45 So John Bosco was born in Italy in 1815.
00:25:48 He had a really crazy dream when he was nine years old,
00:25:50 which made him want to be an advocate for youth and helping kids off the streets
00:25:53 and feeding them and clothing them and sharing faith with them, etc.
00:25:56 but the craziest dream I think he ever had happened in 1860.
00:26:00 What's the extent of you dreamed this is?
00:26:03 I'd be concerned about the etc.
00:26:05 that's even crazier than what this looks like a demon
00:26:07 having kids distracted on the phone, right?
00:26:09 No no no no, he dreamed that he was inside a church packed with young people.
00:26:13 None of them were paying attention,
00:26:15 but instead a tall, jet black figure
00:26:17 with horns, a demon in his hand holding a magic lantern.
00:26:21 And this device was capturing and hijacking
00:26:23 the complete attention of the youth. But here's the crazy part.
00:26:26 Just like you said about this dream, the magic lantern was so dangerous
00:26:30 because it was able to show customized, tailored
00:26:33 distractions to match the secret desires and weaknesses of each individual child.
00:26:36 So depending on the person, it would show you entertainment
00:26:40 and sports, worldly desires, personal care, immorality.
00:26:44 So simple seems almost like personal care.
00:26:47 Sounds really sound like the algorithm right now.
00:26:50 But these and distracts you right now.
00:26:53 I mean, are you distracted?
00:26:54 At least this is a good thing maybe to be talking about
00:26:56 it will snap us out of the distraction. He was
00:26:59 born with frickin algorithms on it.
00:27:01 So did he dream of a time where everyone is distracted on their phones
00:27:05 of worldly desires and taking them away from what matters most?
00:27:08 Let me know your thoughts in the comments below.
00:27:11 He didn't elaborate that part.
00:27:13 I'm following this video on my magic lantern.
00:27:17 That's how I found that video.
00:27:20 On my distraction device.
00:27:25 So there's a way.
00:27:27 Yeah, yeah, I'm unable to argue with that.
00:27:33 There's no way.
00:27:38 Well,
00:27:39 and everyone carried lanterns back then,
00:27:42 so it was pretty obvious to say that there would be a magic lantern.
00:27:46 It kind of leaves it open for interpretation,
00:27:48 and we're just connecting it to what we have.
00:27:50 Because of that, calling this a magic lantern makes sense, you know.
00:27:56 Sure. I didn't say it didn't make sense.
00:27:57 I'm just saying it wouldn't.
00:27:59 Well, compared to, say, 2000 years,
00:28:01 regardless of understanding the technology or not, still be magic.
00:28:05 I mean, thank you, I fire.
00:28:07 Fire is just fire is one of those weird mediums that just still makes no sense.
00:28:11 Right? Like, it is kind of magical, right?
00:28:15 What do
00:28:15 you think of a fire at the the birthday party?
00:28:19 Oh, in case you haven't guessed this, the secret
00:28:23 mystery guest, the uninvited, attendee.
00:28:27 The guy who crashed my birthday party.
00:28:29 We're gonna draw.
00:28:34 It was his first time here, Ron.
00:28:36 I've lived here for three years.
00:28:38 You know what?
00:28:39 You know.
00:28:43 We're.
00:28:43 Yeah, he was in our meetup. Michigan.
00:28:45 It was I, I went to pounds hollow or not pounds hollow.
00:28:48 I went to Queer Hollow. Queer pounds.
00:28:51 If anyone is anything like me, they've been singing Queer
00:28:54 Hollow for the entire week.
00:28:57 Like, that's that song rolls through my head.
00:29:00 And we probably should have shared it
00:29:02 with, Freedom Rebel or whatever the hell I we do.
00:29:06 We definitely did bust out a little bit of our
00:29:09 I threw a couple drops out there, but I didn't
00:29:11 I don't know that that's like our shit, you know?
00:29:14 And yeah, we get it.
00:29:15 You know, they might not know, like the little clips and stuff, and I just,
00:29:18 I watched some movies, I country songs
00:29:22 and, some of the rhymes were stretches, but the music wasn't terrible.
00:29:27 I mean, country's bad. No, it was fun.
00:29:29 It was like it, it was it was better than most.
00:29:35 I don't care what it is,
00:29:35 but I usually like something of some comic comedic substance.
00:29:39 You know, if it's just like right now, country, does it just go along?
00:29:44 You get along fine.
00:29:46 Yeah.
00:29:46 If it's just a get along gang song, then I don't know if,
00:29:49 if I'm not interested in it,
00:29:52 but, I like this.
00:29:53 I'm gonna get you to come
00:29:56 to my birthday party.
00:29:58 And you did, and I did.
00:29:59 I finally got friggin draw out here.
00:30:01 Three years I've lived here, I've been to this place twice.
00:30:04 And this was the first time out here.
00:30:06 You still have to stop by, do more times
00:30:09 to catch up with Brady because Brady's been out here three times.
00:30:12 Well, I didn't catch up with him this time because.
00:30:16 Why are you gay?
00:30:18 Because.
00:30:19 Why are you gay?
00:30:19 No. It's good. I,
00:30:23 You know, I haven't seen a lot of people in a little while.
00:30:25 Everyone's been busy, I think. Or maybe not.
00:30:27 I don't know, maybe it's just me.
00:30:29 I haven't seen little people in a lot of.
00:30:30 While, a lot of people I haven't.
00:30:33 I know, right?
00:30:34 Yeah.
00:30:34 Mike, I've never met before.
00:30:38 Steve. I wasn't expecting to see, Jesse.
00:30:41 Of course.
00:30:42 We're calling people. Of course,
00:30:45 there was a mike and a Steve.
00:30:47 There was a mike.
00:30:48 There was a Steve.
00:30:49 Is it his son?
00:30:52 Lalo Ryan. Brother.
00:30:54 Friend of the show.
00:30:56 When did these other two people arrive, and when did they leave?
00:30:59 They were here before
00:31:03 Mike and Steve.
00:31:04 Yeah.
00:31:05 My, Steve showed up late and stayed late.
00:31:09 Mike showed up with, Jesse and Tom.
00:31:16 I don't recall these people.
00:31:18 Right.
00:31:20 So, yeah, here it is.
00:31:22 That's where I'm sitting right now.
00:31:25 It's clear. Hollow.
00:31:26 I mean,
00:31:28 drummer Dawson
00:31:29 live from this, discussing his piece of shit studio.
00:31:33 What in the fuck is going on here?
00:31:35 Oh, fuck.
00:31:38 Like, dude is going to have a carbon monoxide exposure at some point,
00:31:42 but there's also this bass guitar, so it's like between these two.
00:31:45 Okay, you know what you're trying to achieve here?
00:31:48 There's also, it seems, two other heaters.
00:31:50 So those are air purifiers.
00:31:52 These are my lucky balls. So.
00:31:56 All right, Ryan walks in on me while I'm doing this.
00:32:00 Yeah, I moved to the UK right away.
00:32:03 Yeah, he got me.
00:32:05 Oh, bugs.
00:32:07 These are my the good ones. Gog.
00:32:10 Yeah.
00:32:12 What's that?
00:32:16 If I get interrupted, I was lounging in the seat.
00:32:19 I was feeling like a fucking.
00:32:21 And then I'd go.
00:32:27 Look at it.
00:32:28 Oh, then you yell at me in the next class.
00:32:30 Water does draw.
00:32:32 Yeah. What does draw draws?
00:32:34 Didactic does draw game. What does this war.
00:32:37 Yeah, yeah.
00:32:38 This is how y'all do
00:32:41 know.
00:32:41 Like, isn't it hard to put it in that stupid little mouse?
00:32:44 Look at that. Yeah. I didn't realize I caught a little piece of that.
00:32:46 You need to start over from the.
00:32:48 That's a will design.
00:32:49 What does not work with production value in mind.
00:32:53 Fucking cares, you son of a bitch. You're.
00:32:55 What do you think?
00:32:55 Other didactic music I think it needs.
00:32:57 You're retarded.
00:32:58 Oh, that wasn't one of the options I. Jesse.
00:33:02 Welcome to the show, brother.
00:33:03 Wait, he's not brother.
00:33:07 So many things.
00:33:08 He's my brother. Yeah. Lately I've been hung up on targets.
00:33:11 Are you really?
00:33:12 Yeah.
00:33:12 One five, eight, six, three, three countries that on the show right away.
00:33:16 But I can buy most of what is now Russia.
00:33:20 And, it was so my parents just went to Slovenia.
00:33:25 I had to look it up.
00:33:26 So what happens when you go from Yugoslavia or something?
00:33:30 Yeah. So there's all the people that live there.
00:33:33 They called Slovenes, these little pocket countries there now.
00:33:36 Yeah.
00:33:36 Wait, what's an investment hard territory or territory or hard area?
00:33:42 Okay, I'm with you.
00:33:43 It's like. No, just a wait.
00:33:45 You're kind of in that area somewhere.
00:33:47 It's all of Russia.
00:33:48 Oh my God, from the Pacific Ocean all the way into Europe.
00:33:52 This is like an old name for Russia.
00:33:54 Actually, actually, only like 2 or 300 years old.
00:33:58 I thought it was actually.
00:33:59 They're talking about, Napoleonic days.
00:34:01 So 400 years ago,
00:34:04 but, the fall of Rome, that was.
00:34:06 Yeah.
00:34:07 Well, the same time, six 1600 night in the, history.
00:34:12 Clueless in a lot of ways.
00:34:13 I have a random question where they did this. Yeah.
00:34:16 You mentioned Romans.
00:34:17 What is happening in YouTube just flagged us for the music in the Roman era.
00:34:22 Oh, wow. Oh, wait.
00:34:24 Taj, are you okay? And it. Yeah.
00:34:27 And they had electricity and they, they had,
00:34:32 amazing technologies that they, when Alexander
00:34:36 Graham Bell discovered or invented the the telephone,
00:34:40 first of all, another person invented it, same exact day.
00:34:43 And it has always had spikes it over.
00:34:45 Yeah, there's like lightning.
00:34:47 And with that was Joe.
00:34:48 They're doing the music.
00:34:50 Yeah, I don't know. Well,
00:34:52 because he has he done it since he said he was never.
00:34:55 He didn't invent it. Yes, he did it.
00:34:58 What do you mean by that?
00:35:00 That somebody had already discovered. And
00:35:03 so he rediscovered it from history.
00:35:05 How do you what
00:35:07 is this more of a philosophical like?
00:35:08 The messages are out there.
00:35:10 In retrospect, I would have to say he reverse engineered it.
00:35:14 Yeah, right.
00:35:14 So he knew of it.
00:35:16 Yeah.
00:35:16 Looked at I think it was
00:35:18 hundreds if not thousands of years ago.
00:35:20 Everyone would have to say it retrospectively is somebody discovered it,
00:35:24 you heard wind of it and then you reverse engineer what it was now.
00:35:27 Right.
00:35:29 Oh, this is from. Totally.
00:35:31 Yeah, yeah.
00:35:32 Okay.
00:35:32 So what Andrew was, the following.
00:35:36 The, Roman Emperor Empire,
00:35:39 the they had a bunch of insane asylums in North America and Europe,
00:35:44 and the parents were sent to insane asylums.
00:35:48 So, you know, it's like that music
00:35:50 that's playing in the background were shipped off to start over.
00:35:54 And that's how they got the forgetting.
00:35:56 And that was late in the 1800s,
00:36:01 over a century.
00:36:03 So not that long ago. No,
00:36:06 I was thinking Silurian.
00:36:07 I where there were, there were civilizations who it said
00:36:12 Silurian hypothesis.
00:36:14 It's a it's just from Doctor Who.
00:36:16 That's all right.
00:36:17 I don't know enough to whom.
00:36:19 It's, ancient civilization.
00:36:21 Millions of years ago, but the archeological evidence
00:36:25 does not support it. Right? Oh, really?
00:36:28 Noone.
00:36:31 Except for the green glass.
00:36:33 If you've heard about the correct, the glass.
00:36:35 Like it takes temperatures hotter than water coal to make
00:36:40 their stone into glass.
00:36:43 So they had nuclear weapons that were the Green Lantern gets his powers.
00:36:47 And so no. Yes.
00:36:49 But I would say knowledge of history is the reason I said yes.
00:36:54 Said no.
00:36:55 Oh no.
00:36:56 Yes, yes.
00:36:59 Well, it's always great hearing from you.
00:37:00 Just they're you're their favorite segment.
00:37:03 And, Jesse's hair. What is, feature?
00:37:07 How many favorite segments are we allowed to have?
00:37:09 That is really bizarre.
00:37:11 But you get a Jesse rant, I promise.
00:37:14 I think
00:37:14 I think back on this time, we we're delighted to be in here.
00:37:18 I'm very happy. I'm honored as always to be here.
00:37:21 And if you guys haven't checked out pledge grants yet.
00:37:23 Hey, like, subscribe. Fucking suck.
00:37:26 That dreads all the way as above, so below.
00:37:29 Well, oh.
00:37:33 Wait, it's not over.
00:37:34 There's there's more.
00:37:35 We got a little bit more for later.
00:37:37 Oh, this is bonus.
00:37:39 Yeah. Graveyard everybody segment.
00:37:42 Yeah, I was going to separate it, but I've just figured
00:37:43 to smash it all together and if we pause.
00:37:45 Yeah, it was all one like I separate.
00:37:48 Yeah.
00:37:48 So Gary your your patented chicken Brady you.
00:37:52 Yes. You right.
00:37:55 I'm afraid
00:37:56 or anything right now I feel like I'm walking into a trap.
00:37:59 Propane. How did I do.
00:38:03 Do you ever use rotting log?
00:38:07 And I think that's a smoker.
00:38:11 And then.
00:38:12 And then if the rotting log goes out, do you.
00:38:16 Do you just bundle it up in a bunch of just over tinfoil and just shove it
00:38:20 near the fire of whatever the fuck you've been burning
00:38:24 couches, and, you know, you kind of set it, like, within
00:38:28 it's close distance to that, to where it's just going to get warm.
00:38:32 Would you ever consider.
00:38:33 No, no, I have a bonfire pit.
00:38:35 And then I also have a, propane grill with a stainless steel grate.
00:38:40 I don't know, I didn't eat any of the chicken.
00:38:41 I I'm one of the unlucky few that just.
00:38:44 I don't know, I just happen to not get any.
00:38:46 I don't know, I don't know, right.
00:38:48 There was an easy round.
00:38:50 I, watch it. Right.
00:38:51 So this is double.
00:38:53 No, it's not.
00:38:53 Say it is definitely not.
00:38:55 It's safe to assume that anything that's got in it at that point is not
00:38:59 nearly as bad as the stuff that got into it before that.
00:39:02 Unless you raise the chickens there
00:39:05 that he may have, I don't know, it's out in the fucking boonies, dude.
00:39:08 Yeah, they feed those factory animals just
00:39:12 slop garbage.
00:39:14 Just sugar corn to me.
00:39:16 But I'm not eating what they're eating.
00:39:19 I'm just eating them. Aren't you?
00:39:21 Aren't you?
00:39:21 I'm pretty sure that's how that works.
00:39:24 If you are what you eat, then you are.
00:39:26 What you eat is.
00:39:30 I say that I'll say that again.
00:39:32 If you.
00:39:32 If you are what you eat, then you are what you eat. Eat.
00:39:38 That's.
00:39:38 That should be the slogan.
00:39:39 Now I'll wear the t shirt.
00:39:42 Get it soon at fledge rant.com.
00:39:46 Oh, yeah.
00:39:47 March 1st.
00:39:52 Flag rants.com or fledge rants live.com.
00:39:55 Fledge.com.
00:39:58 See, the website's not live.
00:39:59 I actually thought that through. Wow.
00:40:06 I'm sorry.
00:40:06 I shouldn't act that surprised.
00:40:08 No one was in the house.
00:40:09 Okay, 34 year old Dixon, my ass, who was reported missing Tuesday morning.
00:40:14 My ass was last seen near Bayfront Park in Saint Petersburg
00:40:16 wearing a gray hoodie and jeans.
00:40:18 Anyone with information is urged to call the number on your screen.
00:40:21 You can remain anonymous.
00:40:23 Police are asking for a.
00:40:28 Great news story.
00:40:32 In your monologue there, you,
00:40:33 speaking about, what, reverend revering things.
00:40:37 And it was, having some kind of correlation that God did not.
00:40:41 Yeah, yeah.
00:40:43 I mean, like, if if, you know, it's technology thing about.
00:40:47 Oh, anyone with advanced technology are like,
00:40:51 yeah, I mean, that's like pretty obvious.
00:40:52 Like anyone with, like, better, cooler things.
00:40:55 Like, if your car is cooler than mine, I'm gonna I'm gonna kind of Revere you.
00:40:58 Right? So it's like that.
00:40:59 That's our own kind of built in, right? So.
00:41:02 Right.
00:41:03 The similar thing with King Louis period, we would call God.
00:41:08 Nothing profound being said.
00:41:12 I wasn't trying to be profound.
00:41:14 No, let's try an original sayer. Oh,
00:41:18 and then why does that mean God doesn't exist?
00:41:20 What?
00:41:22 That doesn't mean God doesn't exist.
00:41:24 That means everything we've called God isn't
00:41:29 divine.
00:41:31 Divine?
00:41:32 What do you. You
00:41:35 what is divine? Because we haven't.
00:41:37 We haven't as a species.
00:41:38 But that's racial.
00:41:41 What's a word in English that has a an exact definition?
00:41:46 Brady. Oh, no.
00:41:48 What would you consider that though?
00:41:50 I where does that start and stop a divinity natural.
00:41:53 That's where it all again, right back to what we were just talking about.
00:41:57 Anyone with better, better things in us.
00:41:59 Better, better technology, we would assume
00:42:02 indistinguishable from magic I know right?
00:42:05 We reverse them.
00:42:06 I'm so sorry.
00:42:07 What are we asking?
00:42:08 At what point does really trying to challenge.
00:42:10 What is this?
00:42:11 What do you think that we we call the dictate?
00:42:16 You think that there needs to be actual winged,
00:42:19 invisible, see through creatures in order for the Bible to be real?
00:42:24 No. Divine.
00:42:25 That's what you think is like God.
00:42:27 Sacred, godlike, coming from a higher power.
00:42:30 No color. I'm not your pet.
00:42:32 I'm the guy who tells you the pet store is a scam.
00:42:34 And no, you don't need cartoon angels with wings to take the Bible seriously.
00:42:38 Most of what people picture comes from Renaissance painters and bad TV,
00:42:42 not the text.
00:42:43 The word translated angel. Just welcome.
00:42:46 Thank you Jamie. It's Hebrew
00:42:49 any time though, if you ever want the version
00:42:51 where the messengers were ancient astronauts, I've got that too.
00:42:54 But that is. Thank you.
00:42:57 Jamie, what was the mud flood?
00:43:01 Jamie?
00:43:01 What was the mud flood?
00:43:02 He said
00:43:04 mud flood is the idea that a global catastrophe
00:43:07 buried entire cities under meters of soil in the 1800s.
00:43:10 Which is why you see old buildings with windows and doors half underground.
00:43:14 The theory says it wasn't gradual erosion or rising street levels.
00:43:17 It was one sudden event, maybe tied to the same forces that supposedly
00:43:21 reset civilization before mainstream historians call it pseudoscience,
00:43:25 but they also can't fully explain
00:43:26 why so many basements look like they were once ground floors.
00:43:30 I could dig into the photos people cite if you want the reveal where where, why?
00:43:33 I've never seen this in my life of,
00:43:35 I've never walked down the street and went,
00:43:37 oh shit, those windows should be on the second story.
00:43:39 What fucking buildings? I,
00:43:43 mostly older European cities.
00:43:45 Saint Petersburg's the big one.
00:43:47 Half the ground floors of those palaces sit below street level,
00:43:50 and the locals swear the streets were raised after a flood.
00:43:52 Same story in parts of Montreal where you can find doorways three meters down.
00:43:57 Denver's got a few too, if you know where to look.
00:44:00 You're not wrong that most American downtowns don't show it.
00:44:02 The theory leans hard on a handful of cities and stretches from there,
00:44:07 he said.
00:44:08 Hard, a hard wow.
00:44:12 Drilling is very useful.
00:44:16 I like I like Jamie, that's
00:44:19 that's a new addition to the show that I hate.
00:44:22 Well, appreciate and enjoy it.
00:44:24 I see the writing on the wall.
00:44:27 Do you?
00:44:29 We've replaced Brady with Jamie.
00:44:34 Nice call. Brady.
00:44:37 Grammy.
00:44:41 Okay.
00:44:41 Bring me.
00:44:43 Why is draw so good?
00:44:48 Oh, I call them the combination name.
00:44:49 It doesn't know.
00:44:50 It doesn't understand. Well, it's not smart.
00:44:52 Darn it, Jamie, you're kind of stupid.
00:44:56 Jamie. Way to notice Jordan.
00:44:57 Your wife.
00:44:59 Anyway, why is you trailing off mid-sentence?
00:45:02 Finish the thought.
00:45:04 Nope, I won't.
00:45:05 You're an asshole.
00:45:06 Oh, Jamie, what is the end of this?
00:45:13 Doesn't end.
00:45:14 That's the whole trick.
00:45:15 They keep you hooked so you never ask who benefits from you staying
00:45:18 confused.
00:45:21 Wow. That's profound.
00:45:24 It is.
00:45:26 You're a modern.
00:45:27 You're a modern day Socrates. Gary.
00:45:30 I was Jamie, shocked.
00:45:34 That's why I enjoy being on this show.
00:45:36 And I wasn't comfortable on bourbon and beer.
00:45:41 I thought it was called beer on the balcony, but
00:45:42 I think that's a different show.
00:45:44 Similar premise.
00:45:47 Yankee Doodle dandy, Yankee doodle do.
00:45:51 Cock a doodle dandy. Free motherfucker.
00:45:53 Why did you ad like, can't you gave him, like, a third name?
00:45:56 I know, but let labradoodle
00:46:01 Yankee thing dog.
00:46:04 Okay.
00:46:04 Should we agree to call him labradoodle?
00:46:07 Dingo? No.
00:46:10 Darn it,
00:46:12 I can't come up with nicknames.
00:46:13 Well, I'm okay, I'm going.
00:46:15 You shut the fuck up.
00:46:17 Fine.
00:46:21 You're welcome.
00:46:22 All right, what's next?
00:46:24 Brady?
00:46:28 I want to see something.
00:46:29 Entertainment first is worth a player.
00:46:32 Player.
00:46:35 What is this?
00:46:35 Say you're a little high pass is worth it.
00:46:38 Later, player.
00:46:39 We're racing in chat.
00:46:43 No, I mean, sort of, but no.
00:46:46 Oh, there's art cleared again. It's.
00:46:48 It's art.
00:46:50 It's me saying that we all tuned into their show.
00:46:54 Oh. That's true.
00:46:55 We did.
00:46:57 I watched that episode like ten times now.
00:46:59 Yeah, they used it. I feel like they used us.
00:47:02 Yeah.
00:47:02 Why can't I hear this guy?
00:47:05 Because Brady hasn't unmuted it yet.
00:47:07 Okay.
00:47:08 Suppose you were walking by my house one day.
00:47:11 You been walking by?
00:47:12 Oh, time and I were to those guys and say, hey, we've got.
00:47:16 Good. That's a good news.
00:47:18 Good news for you people.
00:47:19 Stop, stop, stop.
00:47:22 You don't have to go down in my basement.
00:47:26 This is great news.
00:47:28 You've been walking by all this time. You've been ignored.
00:47:30 Starts a conversation like that, deserve to be recognized and honored
00:47:34 and you begin ignoring me.
00:47:35 This made me so angry and so mad.
00:47:38 And I just get so horribly mad.
00:47:39 So I built this torture chamber down in the basement.
00:47:45 And there's some hooks down there, and there's some sharp things,
00:47:48 and there's some vats of sneaky stuff, and there's a furnace
00:47:51 and there's some chains, and it's horrible and it's flames.
00:47:55 But you don't have to go down there.
00:47:58 I sent my son down there.
00:48:04 And. And it was gruesome, I tell you.
00:48:15 It was really horrible.
00:48:16 But that satisfied my anger.
00:48:19 And now
00:48:21 his blood was shed.
00:48:22 And now I'm now. Now you. Now you're free.
00:48:26 You don't have to go down. All you have to do.
00:48:28 Come on up here.
00:48:30 Just come up and tell me
00:48:31 that you love and hug him, and then you can move in with us.
00:48:34 We'll live up in the attic. And you can.
00:48:36 You can tell me how great I am.
00:48:37 You can you can. You can just tell him that.
00:48:40 You can just tell me how much you love me, and we'll do that.
00:48:42 Won't that be great?
00:48:46 So would you keep walking?
00:48:51 Yep. That was pretty fun.
00:48:53 Watch
00:48:55 this one.
00:48:56 Two was
00:48:59 so freaking funny.
00:49:01 We're so perfect.
00:49:05 Perfect.
00:49:07 Yes. Okay.
00:49:13 I think it's a
00:49:14 it's a good life lesson.
00:49:19 You. Love that.
00:49:26 That's pretty. Pretty cool.
00:49:27 That's okay. I.
00:49:38 What are we doing?
00:49:39 She just did this way too long.
00:49:45 We can get away with it for a little while,
00:49:48 but not as long as she did it for
00:49:51 another preposition and a sentence. You.
00:50:02 Got my,
00:50:05 Oh, no.
00:50:08 Giving me the.
00:50:17 Oh. Bacon cheddar.
00:50:22 Oh, my.
00:50:25 Oh, no!
00:50:26 Bro.
00:50:28 Oh my God.
00:50:29 0000. 000.
00:50:40 Oh oh, Jesus.
00:50:44 Oh, sorry.
00:50:47 Pending on what type?
00:50:48 Boot.
00:50:51 Oh, that's one.
00:50:52 It's.
00:50:55 Oh. Oh.
00:51:09 Oh. Oh, I love it.
00:51:12 I think I got, like, ten minutes.
00:51:14 Yeah, I'll finish this up later.
00:51:29 You ready? Oh.
00:51:32 Some of them are so disappointing, but some are just funny.
00:51:46 This.
00:51:53 That's incredible.
00:52:02 Like how she catch it?
00:52:11 That's unfortunate, but
00:52:14 I think.
00:52:25 Oh, boy.
00:52:33 Oh, that was perfect.
00:52:34 She's going to put her finger over.
00:52:40 One, two.
00:52:45 One, two.
00:52:47 Yeah.
00:52:48 It's going to be a catastrophe on the three.
00:52:53 Oh oh, the Jew.
00:53:05 So perfect.
00:53:06 My life.
00:53:09 That was it.
00:53:11 We've started over.
00:53:14 I think we've seen that one already.
00:53:17 We have seen that one already.
00:53:19 We've seen it already.
00:53:23 Why are you saying it like you're saying it wrong, but
00:53:26 saying it right?
00:53:29 Yeah, I.
00:53:32 We saw it today.
00:53:34 We saw it.
00:53:36 A little stranger that her leg hurts.
00:53:40 What's the creepiest glitch in the matrix of experience?
00:53:43 My friend
00:53:43 Sarah was in a nightclub drunk off her face
00:53:45 when she got an overwhelming urge to tell a total stranger that her leg hurts.
00:53:50 EDA. It didn't hurt at the time.
00:53:52 She just had an urge to say it all. A bit strange.
00:53:55 She ignored it, but it doesn't stop.
00:53:56 So she walked up to this guy and says, I know this is crazy,
00:53:59 but I've got a huge urge to tell you that my leg hurts.
00:54:01 I know that's crazy. Again, sorry.
00:54:03 He burst into tears.
00:54:05 Turns out his dad had just died and they made a pact.
00:54:07 Before that, if there was an afterlife, they would get her
00:54:11 saying a totally random phrase so there could be no mistake.
00:54:14 Which they decided was right as was.
00:54:16 I've heard my leg. God.
00:54:22 I love that sort of shit.
00:54:23 Oh, what's the.
00:54:25 Yeah, I go fucking guy, and I hold my face and I just go,
00:54:28 you fucking believe that shit?
00:54:33 Right.
00:54:34 Rather than, oh, my God, if it's true, it's proof of an afterlife.
00:54:38 Oh, who gets a random?
00:54:40 Like,
00:54:41 oh, I just feel like telling somebody that my leg hurts even though it doesn't.
00:54:45 And so I do it.
00:54:48 What does does this.
00:54:54 Who's at the helm?
00:54:56 Everything I've ever said.
00:54:57 Come on.
00:55:00 Okay, I'm going to shut the fuck up.
00:55:03 Yeah.
00:55:05 You have nothing of relevance to say.
00:55:10 You have no right to my age.
00:55:11 Such a pledge lives.
00:55:14 Who said it? Oh, yeah? Who said it?
00:55:17 Yeah, let's start that.
00:55:18 I thought about that multiple times and forgot about it multiple times.
00:55:22 We, We are so bad.
00:55:25 Oh. What's this?
00:55:27 We got ten.
00:55:30 This looks nice.
00:55:34 I want to play this.
00:55:37 Can I play this?
00:55:39 No, I like let's play this.
00:55:44 What is this?
00:55:46 So mine is that mine has to do with the topics
00:55:48 I want to play this.
00:55:54 Oh, mine would be like this is going to be like the entire show, though.
00:55:56 That's like a.
00:55:59 We knock it out and a half hour on.
00:56:03 Yeah.
00:56:03 And then you as above so below.
00:56:05 And the show's over.
00:56:06 Oh you're right.
00:56:07 Okay. Hit it.
00:56:10 Was that ready to go or what?
00:56:15 No, we'll do the we'll we'll do the, shitty version.
00:56:18 Yeah, we'll do the ghetto.
00:56:20 Now let's do who said it in segments because we.
00:56:23 Oh Brady a b down.
00:56:25 He's got a three to 0 to 0.
00:56:28 We almost beat down.
00:56:30 Yeah.
00:56:36 But we're so bad
00:56:37 we can't even get him beaten off the challenger.
00:56:44 I last week was our worst performance ever.
00:56:47 We we all had like two.
00:56:49 Correct going into the final question. Yeah.
00:56:52 Now this one
00:56:54 it's going to be harder again because it it involves
00:56:58 the word chat right.
00:57:00 Yeah.
00:57:02 Yeah that does sound tough.
00:57:04 Yeah.
00:57:07 So this one is from number 31.
00:57:09 Merriment
00:57:11 and the night, the live chats.
00:57:17 That's your live chat
00:57:20 ready for me?
00:57:22 I'm going to say Gary, and I'm going to stop revealing my thoughts
00:57:25 on why it is until everyone chooses.
00:57:30 I'm going to say Gary,
00:57:31 I do agree, but you know what?
00:57:34 To to break the tie, I'm going to say Brady.
00:57:40 I there's Brady answer to
00:57:44 Brady you're on mute.
00:57:45 You're on mute Brady you've been muted for a while.
00:57:48 Even complaining.
00:57:51 Just point to one of us.
00:57:54 Still can't hear you.
00:57:55 Point to somebody somebody anybody.
00:57:58 Can you not hear either.
00:58:00 Just oh you you're saying
00:58:03 you okay to let him in the show now?
00:58:06 Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
00:58:08 No. Still nothing.
00:58:09 Otherwise we would tell you we could hear you.
00:58:11 Yeah, we would tell you. They tell you.
00:58:13 We can hear you, and I hear you can segment.
00:58:17 Have you been.
00:58:18 You pointed out Brady hasn't said a word this entire show.
00:58:21 Everyone.
00:58:22 He's just pointing at the camera.
00:58:23 You okay? It's me.
00:58:25 Are you guessing me?
00:58:28 Give me a thumbs up if you're guessing me.
00:58:32 Make your microphone work.
00:58:33 If you're guessing anything, this is, If anybody's watching.
00:58:37 Oh, my God, I apologize.
00:58:40 Unplug it and plug it back in.
00:58:45 Okay.
00:58:45 Oh my God, Gary.
00:58:46 Because Brady would know that the chat's here.
00:58:51 I've heard Brady speak on the show
00:58:53 already and there wouldn't be a chat.
00:58:56 Right.
00:58:57 So it would be Gary
00:58:58 just assuming there's a chat because Brady wouldn't say that there is.
00:59:03 No I don't know why I changed okay.
00:59:06 Yeah I didn't I didn't I still don't know the difference between a comment
00:59:10 and a chat.
00:59:13 Comment is like instant and I mean, a chat is instant
00:59:16 and a comment lasts forever.
00:59:19 You think so?
00:59:21 Okay.
00:59:22 All right, let me, let me let me live a level.
00:59:25 Level thing. I forgot about the Gary.
00:59:27 All right, so who'd you picture? I'm sorry.
00:59:28 I was fucking with my.
00:59:30 Your said me. I said you
00:59:32 you say John.
00:59:34 Gary, what was the quote?
00:59:35 I'm sorry. I didn't even hear the quote. Jody, play it.
00:59:38 And the chat here.
00:59:39 The live chat.
00:59:43 Recognize that same room?
00:59:45 Okay.
00:59:46 There you go.
00:59:46 So I was trying to point see the names.
00:59:49 We guessed it at the bottom right under our name there.
00:59:53 Oh. Oh, okay.
00:59:55 Oh, I see
00:59:57 oh I mean okay so two for Brady, one for Gary
01:00:02 in the corner.
01:00:03 But yeah I've got a curtain here with me.
01:00:05 He's my new mascot.
01:00:07 We made him the call screener.
01:00:08 Are you playing it.
01:00:10 Yeah.
01:00:10 No we have a number.
01:00:11 Better he do a better job than I'm doing.
01:00:14 Figure out why. Come on. Say oh. Okay.
01:00:16 And the, chats here, the live chats.
01:00:18 Third off.
01:00:19 No, no, that, rumble is lagging bad.
01:00:21 But we said it. We got it all wrong. All
01:00:26 doors said it over.
01:00:27 Nobody got the bumper.
01:00:29 Thank you.
01:00:31 Draw said. He said what?
01:00:33 I said right, I said my wife said yeah, there's a bumper that we need.
01:00:37 And yeah.
01:00:39 So just say.
01:00:42 Yeah. 000.
01:00:44 Great start. Very strong.
01:00:46 All right.
01:00:47 So this one is pretty pretty bland.
01:00:51 What we get we get more better when we get as we get going.
01:00:54 But this one.
01:00:55 Is there any chat.
01:00:58 And that is oh let me
01:01:00 is there any chat.
01:01:02 That's me today.
01:01:06 What did that roll across the screen? You,
01:01:09 I've seen confetti.
01:01:11 I'll.
01:01:12 I'll show.
01:01:15 I said it's it's our new, chat plug.
01:01:18 Yeah, it is me.
01:01:19 Is there a chat emoji show?
01:01:24 It is there.
01:01:25 Any chat is me.
01:01:27 It's from 142. Crazy.
01:01:30 Oh, Brady.
01:01:31 Who's Hoosier?
01:01:32 I'm saying Gary
01:01:34 okay.
01:01:34 We also do everyone said Gary.
01:01:37 Yeah.
01:01:40 Well it doesn't look like it to me.
01:01:44 Oh yeah.
01:01:44 It's me and Brady
01:01:46 and can.
01:01:49 That's good.
01:01:49 Yeah I think we've got comments this week.
01:01:52 Oh we do have comments.
01:01:55 I did have a draw story
01:01:57 but that was the, my balls text there.
01:02:00 And I keep like and open up chat.
01:02:04 And Brady
01:02:06 nobody God we're doing
01:02:08 jeopardy music to do we need a.
01:02:11 Yeah.
01:02:13 We are terrible at this.
01:02:14 We don't know our own show.
01:02:20 All right, I don't know.
01:02:20 The next one is, our first.
01:02:24 There's the deer flag.
01:02:26 Look, he pointed at it, too.
01:02:28 I finally saw the private chat.
01:02:30 What?
01:02:30 What is up stream here?
01:02:34 That's what is up. Yeah. What is.
01:02:35 What is upstream here? That's draw.
01:02:37 What was Brady here?
01:02:40 There's the deer flag. Look, he pointed to it.
01:02:42 I finally saw the private chat.
01:02:44 What? What is upstream here?
01:02:47 I agree, I remember that.
01:02:49 That's okay.
01:02:50 Some poker roughshod.
01:02:52 Number 55 Gary says Brady Brady says draw.
01:02:56 Draw says sure.
01:02:59 I want to say Gary.
01:03:01 Yeah I want to say Gary.
01:03:03 But I would be wrong.
01:03:04 What would the pointing at it be?
01:03:06 Referencing?
01:03:08 When we were communicating,
01:03:10 I was trying to like what I did it during the show where the private chat was
01:03:14 all right, my iPad notepad on it.
01:03:16 That's maybe I had.
01:03:20 So I said, Gary Brady said
01:03:23 draw.
01:03:25 And I said, Brady, Gary,
01:03:27 that's not requires a bumper.
01:03:30 Gary said draw said he said what
01:03:35 could come on I lost world.
01:03:38 Gabby Brady.
01:03:43 Whatever.
01:03:44 Shit.
01:03:44 That's the technical term.
01:03:48 Okay. Oh
01:03:50 that's not your cursor.
01:03:54 Oh there's the deer flags.
01:03:55 Look. He pointed at it too.
01:03:56 I finally saw the private chat. What?
01:03:59 What is up next?
01:04:00 Yeah, yeah, that's it.
01:04:03 Yeah.
01:04:06 In your face. Me?
01:04:10 One point.
01:04:12 We said somebody different.
01:04:14 0 to 0
01:04:17 0200.
01:04:19 Then somebody get a point there to one.
01:04:20 I did.
01:04:24 Oh you got an update for Monday Night Football.
01:04:27 Oh great.
01:04:28 It is 2727.
01:04:31 No four minutes 40s to go.
01:04:36 Oh 40.
01:04:38 Did you know that the fix is in in the NFL?
01:04:48 Know this is incredible audio
01:04:51 good job good job Brady.
01:04:56 I forgot my name is Eminem I
01:05:00 yeah yeah.
01:05:05 Okay. Go.
01:05:13 Game. So.
01:05:18 First go go.
01:05:27 It looks like your Detroit Lions did win this week.
01:05:31 45 to 21.
01:05:35 We don't suck again.
01:05:39 There's still a chance.
01:05:42 There's always a chance.
01:05:44 So you're saying there's a chance?
01:05:46 This quite the bumper Gary said draw said.
01:05:51 He said what?
01:05:52 He said I said my wife said yeah, there's a bumper that we need to do that.
01:05:58 Oh, God said who said.
01:06:05 Who said, well, who said it?
01:06:09 I'm winning this one.
01:06:11 The next one is stupid little chit chat.
01:06:14 No, I don't know that.
01:06:17 It's a nice little rhyme.
01:06:18 It is kind of a rap.
01:06:19 I'm going to say draw
01:06:21 them, see me, see Gary two.
01:06:25 Gary's in a draw.
01:06:26 This is the stupid little know.
01:06:30 Why is my mouth all the time?
01:06:32 Chit chat is something gay.
01:06:33 Only you would say you're right.
01:06:36 I'm going to get this one wrong. There's no way you'd say it.
01:06:38 I can change my answer.
01:06:39 How about that?
01:06:40 Gary, where are you? Can we all say me?
01:06:42 But he submitted.
01:06:43 Oh, is that how it works? You already submitted your answer.
01:06:45 So I have a locked in.
01:06:46 Well, nobody had all my secret lock.
01:06:49 And then you just steal my secret.
01:06:51 It's not how it works.
01:06:53 Yeah, you're going to be who you choosing.
01:06:56 Because you may be wrong anyway, I don't know.
01:06:58 We all chose Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, we all chose Gary then.
01:07:01 All right? Yes.
01:07:04 Don't see Gary.
01:07:05 I just like saying my name over and over that obviously.
01:07:08 Like, it's like, I don't know what you want.
01:07:10 And so I never I am Gary there I am and started wearing one too
01:07:15 because like she has the same issue with sometimes.
01:07:19 So if you're not even the hitting because I don't want women hitting on me,
01:07:23 it was just talking to me.
01:07:24 Stupid little oh my god, wearing my wedding ring.
01:07:26 No. Is that I was stupid.
01:07:29 Oh this.
01:07:30 But no one guest either.
01:07:32 No. Nothing important.
01:07:34 Thing is, it was not Gary, right?
01:07:37 You said the size of the second and we all suck ass.
01:07:40 We all suck 100.
01:07:42 So no wedding ring.
01:07:45 All right.
01:07:45 We'll do well on the, YouTube
01:07:49 side.
01:07:50 The rest is going to be.
01:07:51 Yeah.
01:07:52 Straight
01:07:55 for premium subscribers only.
01:07:58 Yeah, for premium rumble.
01:08:00 For rumble.
01:08:01 Only because YouTube can suck a big.
01:08:05 Virgin.
01:08:08 All right, the next thing is, someone in the chat
01:08:10 wants me to say I was watching that little kid.
01:08:14 Someone in the chat wants me to say I was watching.
01:08:17 That little kid was Brady.
01:08:22 Sounds awful
01:08:23 defensive, you know, let me say, Gary.
01:08:26 Okay.
01:08:28 I'm going to say Brady because I feel like Brady's
01:08:30 got a history of things that children, told her dad.
01:08:35 Yeah, that that was actually the dead giveaway.
01:08:39 He's the only one that knows what's going on. That was wrong.
01:08:41 I'm sorry. That is that is probably my only guess. The fact that I.
01:08:44 Yes, I may have given oral sex.
01:08:54 So if someone in the chat
01:08:55 wants me to say that I was watching that little kid, like, why do we always.
01:08:59 Why do we assume it's sexually, you know?
01:09:01 So what you're saying.
01:09:04 Yes. I like watching it.
01:09:05 Like taking care of it.
01:09:10 Someone in chat said this.
01:09:13 That was Brady.
01:09:15 What did I say?
01:09:16 I said Gary, right?
01:09:17 No, I said yes, said Brady. Gary said Brady.
01:09:21 So Brady said Gary, I don't know. Sure.
01:09:24 I said, oh good, it's right up over there.
01:09:27 Someone in chat want me back there.
01:09:30 Knicker the fuck not
01:09:34 shirt.
01:09:35 And happy birthday to Nick to Brady.
01:09:38 Someone in chat wants me to say that I was watching that.
01:09:43 We do have
01:09:45 oh so the clips
01:09:47 part of the the drop with that little kid, right.
01:09:51 No we're not we're not giving credit to anyone for that for a drop.
01:09:55 I forgot we did have the fourth choice that we added last time, which was yes.
01:09:59 Would be any other a sound of any other video?
01:10:02 Yeah, right.
01:10:04 Well, we all film chat 100.
01:10:07 Going back to that, I feel I feel pretty good about this one.
01:10:13 Was there only one more?
01:10:16 I mean, I did five and five.
01:10:17 The other ones that involve some
01:10:20 of the more racy stuff.
01:10:22 Six, seven.
01:10:24 Yeah.
01:10:27 Okay.
01:10:27 We can do maybe one more, I guess. Right.
01:10:29 We had A67 segment on, bourbon and beer.
01:10:35 It was fun.
01:10:37 It really was fun. Okay.
01:10:39 No, I, I walked away from that with the same feeling that I already had.
01:10:43 I described where it's like I'm at the bar, you know?
01:10:46 I'm. Yeah.
01:10:47 Yeah. Afterwards, I was kind of like, that was stupid.
01:10:50 I was kind of like, well, right.
01:10:51 Nothing out of that.
01:10:52 I just felt like I just talked and they.
01:10:54 I heard the I listened to them and at the end of it, I was no smarter.
01:10:58 I was I didn't gain anything.
01:11:01 There was no all right.
01:11:02 Just incredibly still, I didn't gain anything from them
01:11:05 other than like, oh, we we shared a conversation that like, you know,
01:11:09 I doubt they rather than it's recorded, but I think you shared a bourbon and beer.
01:11:15 No, I shared just a beer.
01:11:17 Multiple, bourbon or beer?
01:11:20 Cream, Bourbon and beer.
01:11:24 I will say I did appreciate I did appreciate that they just let me just
01:11:28 if you if you wanted to talk like you did, you can get the floor.
01:11:31 It doesn't even matter if it's somebody in mid-sentence or idea,
01:11:34 or they just pop in and they want to celebrate their own birthday.
01:11:37 You can just smash on that shit and they just go, okay?
01:11:40 And no one tells me they different.
01:11:42 No one goes, okay, all I was trying to say something.
01:11:44 Yeah, my main complaint about them not too nice,
01:11:49 polite, too friendly, too up here.
01:11:53 They're cool there.
01:11:55 They've got no great sense of humor.
01:11:58 Like those, like these are the knocks against them.
01:12:02 These are the knocks against them.
01:12:06 They seem like happy people.
01:12:09 Kelly.
01:12:10 So that guy just says bullshit.
01:12:13 Thank you.
01:12:16 All right, well, I can't play tomorrow.
01:12:19 Requires a bumper.
01:12:21 Gary, I said draw said.
01:12:23 He said what?
01:12:29 All right, let's build up.
01:12:30 I lead.
01:12:43 Oops.
01:12:45 All right, we'll just jump to this one.
01:12:47 There is an asshole in the chat.
01:12:53 Brady.
01:12:56 That could be Brady.
01:12:58 It could be Gary. Cuz I've heard him say asshole.
01:13:00 Can't be.
01:13:01 It can't be me.
01:13:08 You can throw away your guests and say with me, I'm going to put draw.
01:13:12 I don't think it's a draw, but I don't know,
01:13:13 because if anyone's in the chat that's being an asshole, I guess it would be me.
01:13:16 But it's gotta be Ryan.
01:13:18 And I'm bitching at Ryan.
01:13:22 I'm going to say me so.
01:13:24 So two draws on a Brady.
01:13:26 I'm going to say Brady.
01:13:28 Brady I don't switch.
01:13:29 It's Brady audible I talked you into it I like I like I like I'll use asshole.
01:13:35 But I'll lean more on like a cock sucker or son of a bitch you know.
01:13:40 Yeah. You will.
01:13:41 You know what.
01:13:42 That's true. You should at least show some respect.
01:13:44 And don't show laziness.
01:13:45 If you lean on your cock sucker, she won't try as hard.
01:13:49 Well, I find that I give her some space and some flexibility.
01:13:54 I actually learned that from country music superstar, Justin Moore. He.
01:13:58 He literally him.
01:14:00 He taught me that lesson. Wow.
01:14:04 So we learned it from I learned it from his cousin, Craven Moore.
01:14:08 We were at a concert and we were in the pit and like, I,
01:14:10 I don't know much or didn't know much of his music at the time, but,
01:14:13 there was this group of rowdy dudes that were just kind of broken out,
01:14:16 but they were also being creepy to some of the chicks and like,
01:14:19 they were just kind of bouncing around a bunch.
01:14:21 And you know, they were just clear, close to us.
01:14:23 So I just kind of put my arm, like, around my cheek like this,
01:14:26 just in case if they bumped into me, they would hit my arm.
01:14:29 And the one dude kind of, like, bumped into my arm
01:14:31 a little and kind of looked at, I go, hey, man, don't worry about it.
01:14:34 Just, I'm just going to keep my hand here if you hit it.
01:14:35 You know, don't worry about it. Just do your own thing.
01:14:38 And so after that, he kept, like, kind of being weird, and he was, like,
01:14:41 glancing up and down at my chick and stuff and looking back and then.
01:14:44 But, you know, I think they were just kind of fucking with me a bit.
01:14:47 Don't know why, but, during Justin Moore set, he, has a, thing about the troops.
01:14:53 And so, this guy yells, fuck, fuck the military or whatever.
01:14:58 And so, just the Moore stops his concert and throws the guy out.
01:15:02 And it's not that's not what he
01:15:05 one of the chicks that he was like,
01:15:07 he try to attack trying to hit on in the middle of the night.
01:15:11 She starts, I'm clapping going, yeah, hell yeah.
01:15:13 Because this dude is being a nuisance to a lot of people around us.
01:15:17 And we were just kind of dealing with it because we're, you know, it's a concert.
01:15:19 We're just trying to have fun. Have fun.
01:15:21 We don't I don't want to fuck around, you know, have fun. I get it.
01:15:26 And this bitch just didn't like it because, like, he was hitting on her
01:15:28 and she was kind of falling for it, and he.
01:15:30 She was like, he's in the van.
01:15:32 I was just yelling at her and whatever, and I have no idea what's going on.
01:15:35 And then the concert goes on
01:15:36 and then fucking all of a sudden I got a tap on my shoulder
01:15:39 and it's some dude saying, hey, do you want to come backstage?
01:15:42 And I'm like, thinking, oh, because you saw like me arguing with the person.
01:15:45 Maybe, I don't know.
01:15:46 So we bring our whole crew backstage, we do some shots, buy some guitar cases,
01:15:50 we watch the rest of the concert from backstage.
01:15:52 Side stage.
01:15:54 We then bought some guitar cases.
01:15:56 You just went right.
01:15:57 We went buy some guitar cases.
01:15:59 They had all the guitar setups and shit, I don't know, we went by some cool shit
01:16:03 and then we went to outside and then we went on to a and then we went on to a bus
01:16:09 and I was in the back of this bus
01:16:11 and he fuckin, he, he opens the curtain, comes in the back
01:16:16 and he goes, did one of y'all
01:16:19 call me a cock sucker?
01:16:22 And I'm like, I'm going to come fuck, that was me.
01:16:25 But no, I wasn't. No, I didn't call you a cock sucker.
01:16:28 I called the dude. Do you threw out a cock sucker.
01:16:30 And then I told them that story.
01:16:32 And so we hung out, had a couple beers with them.
01:16:34 He offered me a pair of Nike's,
01:16:37 Jordans, which I denied because they were a great story.
01:16:40 And, yeah, it was so cool
01:16:43 that I used the word cock sucker.
01:16:46 Yeah. Too much. Yeah, yeah.
01:16:48 Because I was like, oh, shit, is that. Yeah.
01:16:50 And I think I may have yelled because she goes, yeah, she was.
01:16:53 The bitch was yelling at me.
01:16:55 And I go, well, why are you yelling at me?
01:16:56 If anything, he's the cock sucker, not me.
01:16:59 Like, you know, I didn't throw your dick headed buddy out,
01:17:04 but, he really wasn't going to.
01:17:06 He wasn't talking to the people that
01:17:09 he wanted to have a talking to with the people that caused that commotion.
01:17:12 And he thought we were part of that group.
01:17:14 And, so as soon as he learned that he sent his road manager,
01:17:18 which is the guy who tapped me on the shoulder out to go
01:17:20 try to find those people, because he really just he kind of wanted
01:17:23 to, like, have a conversation with him about like, oh, you don't fucking do that.
01:17:28 Well, we were sort of cool. Yeah, yeah.
01:17:30 So so I said, we're going to bring them.
01:17:37 To the,
01:17:40 the drawing.
01:17:41 I said, draw in the chat, and I said, draw.
01:17:48 Oh, I, I said, Brady, I said draw.
01:17:52 You're changing it to draw.
01:17:53 And I said, I'm ready to draw
01:17:56 the chat.
01:17:57 It's adult. That's why Gary likes it.
01:17:59 Oh it's me. You missed it. You got it back.
01:18:01 I said everything we need.
01:18:03 Fucking great.
01:18:04 Zero zero McDonald's characters.
01:18:07 No asshole in the chat.
01:18:10 Oh. What an asshole.
01:18:12 Chat.
01:18:13 Take your phone away. You both said it.
01:18:15 Fucking mayonnaise has everything we need.
01:18:18 Wait, so what was the quote?
01:18:19 We didn't read it. What is it? No.
01:18:23 In the chat.
01:18:24 What is the exact quote up there?
01:18:26 There's an ass in the chat.
01:18:30 You both said.
01:18:31 Not a question, though. It's a statement, though.
01:18:33 Your question.
01:18:34 There would be a question mark here if it was quoting you.
01:18:36 It's quoting. We read it again.
01:18:39 There's an asshole.
01:18:40 No, I'm gonna say you both said the course adult.
01:18:44 I repeat what I mayonnaise has everything we need.
01:18:50 That's what I'm saying.
01:18:51 One of the McDonald's characters.
01:18:53 No, asshole in the chat.
01:18:56 Oh, there's an asshole in the chat.
01:18:59 I think I said there's yeah, I said it's the asshole in the chat.
01:19:03 And you said there's an asshole in the chat. Oh,
01:19:07 fuck off.
01:19:08 So I did not score, Gary?
01:19:11 Just 200.
01:19:12 Yeah, 200.
01:19:15 I won't have to wager anything for Final Jeopardy.
01:19:20 You could get the next several wrong.
01:19:21 All right, I'm skipping porn. One, two and three.
01:19:24 I'm skipping
01:19:26 broccoli.
01:19:27 I'm skipping sandwich.
01:19:29 No broccoli,
01:19:32 no broccoli. Approximately. Give me.
01:19:34 All right.
01:19:35 I'll give it to you right now.
01:19:37 Right in the middle of this.
01:19:37 Right in the middle of the game. Yep.
01:19:44 Look, maybe kind of crazy.
01:19:45 It's like I should laser brains from XYZ balls.
01:19:49 Today's best favorite animal is called broccoli.
01:19:52 Sometimes a boring clock is gonna look maybe kind of crazy.
01:19:55 Is like to try to shoot laser planes from XYZ balls,
01:19:58 but it's because broccoli has such big job love,
01:20:03 which is to make sure everything in the world is behave.
01:20:06 There is some broken doors that keep the waves from to come on the shores.
01:20:10 It's is to make sure the mountains do not move to somewhere else.
01:20:14 Other ones keep the grass from be too sassy
01:20:17 or make sure the clouds don't make dirty pictures.
01:20:20 Even the pups.
01:20:21 It's must to make sure the trees do not try to grow again
01:20:24 when they have been vanquished.
01:20:25 It has a pretty big job. I like a break
01:20:29 on. I like to look at the buttholes of sheeps
01:20:32 and watch their budgets bounce up and down while they walk away.
01:20:35 This is kind of creepy, but sheeps like it is good for bucking
01:20:39 like it's too relaxed today.
01:20:42 Hahaha.
01:20:43 Hahaha.
01:20:43 Thank you for the broccoli.
01:20:47 Nothing matters.
01:20:47 But my links are, highlighting as you go through.
01:20:51 Oh, don't tell me I'm on the wrong fucking one again.
01:20:53 Yep, I am,
01:20:56 you are?
01:20:57 Yeah.
01:20:58 So if you put, question mark show equals 177, you can see what I'm doing,
01:21:02 but I'll just catch up and fix it.
01:21:04 Yeah. I would never,
01:21:06 Yeah. No one does that. I do that often.
01:21:08 I would put random I wouldn't just I mean,
01:21:11 I would maybe smash my keyboard and it could probably come up with that,
01:21:15 but that would be really, really hard to do.
01:21:18 I would purposely type that ever.
01:21:21 Do we have another one for YouTube?
01:21:24 No, I wouldn't.
01:21:26 I mean, sure, I yes, I do not have a, fledge lives set up.
01:21:31 Well, I remember when I obviously you don't. So.
01:21:35 No, we could have been doing it the whole time, so.
01:21:38 Yeah, we can't just.
01:21:38 I can do a short one.
01:21:39 I guess.
01:21:42 I might typing flatulent.
01:21:46 Do we do an anarchy?
01:21:47 Oh, we didn't do these either.
01:21:49 I got to do them all
01:21:52 minor quick and stupid.
01:21:55 Well, I agree with you.
01:21:57 They should probably just be good regardless of their long click
01:22:01 it or people who don't know. And stupid.
01:22:03 And to shithead.
01:22:04 I'm so sick of the Anna fucking gnocchi.
01:22:08 I can't even tell you because I, I love people
01:22:11 will throw a fucking in the middle of a word platform. Yep.
01:22:14 For the last two, three years.
01:22:15 And I am so appalled at the actual truth of who the animal.
01:22:31 Until
01:22:32 the end of regulation, Monday Night Football is 3434.
01:22:35 Going a very mysterious day.
01:22:37 Wow. And Lord knows what.
01:22:40 And he is another.
01:22:41 And the dad is cool and new and it'll get done.
01:22:44 Thank you, I do it.
01:22:44 This mom is part reptilian, so he's a hybrid and apparently
01:22:49 Enki or er, he is also.
01:22:51 Now, apparently he's more human with some gray DNA that I was directly told that.
01:22:56 But anyway, regardless, regrettably, we were then told or human
01:22:59 that the Anunnaki were that some graded humanity.
01:23:02 Yes, here we were, sloshing around on the planet, miserable little
01:23:06 nothings, you know, little monkey people and the anarchy.
01:23:09 That's why you like us.
01:23:11 Yeah.
01:23:12 Created our genetics to become this.
01:23:15 Yeah.
01:23:16 How rude.
01:23:16 Yeah, how dare they?
01:23:18 And I believe that they did interfere with humanity.
01:23:20 And I believe they devolved us.
01:23:22 I believe they interfered with the DNA structure
01:23:25 that we are and have held us back and have been controlling our planet.
01:23:28 They did that in 2020.
01:23:33 Well, they did it again in 2020.
01:23:36 You try to attack in the middle of the night and you killed chickens.
01:23:41 You killed my chickens.
01:23:44 Those were my best.
01:23:47 You suckers. 500.
01:23:54 000. Whoa!
01:23:58 The blood gushing out!
01:24:01 Animal! This vicious animal.
01:24:03 What charge? Charging at me.
01:24:06 Then I was kicking it like this, kicking it off repeatedly.
01:24:09 And the animal just kept charging.
01:24:11 Almost ever sinister.
01:24:13 Oh. Oh.
01:24:21 The rooster, the upcoming him ran.
01:24:27 Whoa!
01:24:28 Right, right. Whoa!
01:24:31 I won't ruin it for you, though.
01:24:33 Whoa!
01:24:35 I don't think it's real.
01:24:39 Oh, come on,
01:24:41 these aren't real.
01:24:44 There's a lot of things that are real that they will take advantage of.
01:24:48 But that was definitely. I.
01:24:50 I felt, a peck on my left hand.
01:24:53 Like I felt a peck on the left hand.
01:24:55 It doesn't sound like I,
01:25:00 Oh, stop thinking the magic kind of stuff for me.
01:25:02 Really?
01:25:04 Oh, you mean the God isn't talking calling?
01:25:08 That was going to be the N-word.
01:25:09 Black to Inspector Gadget. Wow.
01:25:14 Wipe it down.
01:25:15 Shut up. Boosie.
01:25:16 Like, whenever I see the cutting board, I know it's going to be a ten out of ten.
01:25:18 So there's just, We're just killing.
01:25:21 I just use the paper evenly on my counter.
01:25:24 The oil in this?
01:25:25 Yeah.
01:25:27 Is the cutting board get use of wavy chips.
01:25:31 Okay. Why would you?
01:25:32 All right, King, go, wait for it to put a tie with me over it.
01:25:36 Just. Yeah.
01:25:38 Technically, he cut the chips, so that would be the cutting board portion.
01:25:44 Or slice steak and a little aioli.
01:25:47 Oh, hey.
01:25:49 Holy grace, we're on the air.
01:25:51 Yo, I didn't know.
01:25:56 It was.
01:25:57 Give the chips a quick glance.
01:25:59 I mean, it's part of the.
01:26:00 It's not the Golden girls up, so it's all right.
01:26:06 All right. Dude,
01:26:08 those are correct.
01:26:08 Yeah. All right, I'll just eat the chips.
01:26:12 You know, I start off, I'll eat some bacon, too.
01:26:14 I guess.
01:26:15 So chips and bacon and I'm okay.
01:26:18 Whatever else.
01:26:20 Why is that bacon so square and fake?
01:26:21 All for it,
01:26:23 right.
01:26:23 I'll eat the chicken.
01:26:23 But, that I do appreciate using the same pan for the shit you use for.
01:26:29 It's a mission. Check this.
01:26:30 You can check with circle shaped like a myth.
01:26:33 Oh, I wouldn't be so much cutting down on the dishes.
01:26:35 I would say that the bacon flavor could look less.
01:26:37 I don't like lettuce on burgers, lettuce and tomato on burgers.
01:26:40 But I do like it. I like regular sandwiches.
01:26:44 Watching this sandwich.
01:26:47 Oh, we're going up another level.
01:26:48 I can't, I'm watching this dickhead whenever I see a
01:26:52 one of The Simpsons or Homer's.
01:26:54 That's a sandwich.
01:26:56 That's sandwich.
01:26:57 Freaking sandwich.
01:27:00 Still open.
01:27:01 It looks like a piece of bread.
01:27:02 Sandwich with a sandwich.
01:27:06 But face closer.
01:27:08 Look. Yeah.
01:27:09 This fucking girl, 20 at a time.
01:27:13 I mean, you can't.
01:27:14 20 out of ten, you can't.
01:27:16 I would devour that.
01:27:20 Yeah,
01:27:21 yeah. Can't do it.
01:27:23 I want one of those right now.
01:27:27 Okay.
01:27:28 That was our best sandwich segment ever.
01:27:32 We should have a bumper for that.
01:27:35 We did, we did.
01:27:38 Oh you a sandwich.
01:27:41 I made you sandwich.
01:27:43 What is it with you.
01:27:44 And sandwiches I guess
01:27:47 what.
01:27:49 Oh give me okay.
01:27:51 Let's do this.
01:27:55 Adjective.
01:27:58 Conquering.
01:28:00 Conquering is an adjective.
01:28:03 Cock.
01:28:03 Ringy.
01:28:05 No conquering.
01:28:07 Cock ringed.
01:28:09 You say noun.
01:28:10 Adjective. You dumb son of a bitch!
01:28:12 Cock ring.
01:28:13 Oh, my God, I can put all in one.
01:28:16 Okay, no, we can just throw that over here.
01:28:19 Hey, I'm all right.
01:28:20 Cackling in a in a noun spot.
01:28:22 But you mean you can do,
01:28:25 disgusting.
01:28:30 Sack.
01:28:30 Because I just like the Asian thing to race.
01:28:34 Yeah, yeah.
01:28:35 Discretionary, whatever.
01:28:37 They would.
01:28:42 Put in every.
01:28:44 Can. Jamie, tell us how an Asian would say disgusting?
01:28:48 What?
01:28:49 Excellent. Let's find out.
01:28:51 I ran out of my, grok. Now this.
01:28:53 I'm going to switch it over to,
01:28:55 we'll see what happens.
01:28:56 Yeah, that's, that was disgusting crap.
01:29:00 All right.
01:29:01 Wow, that went down the wrong pipe.
01:29:04 Okay, let's try that.
01:29:09 Got it.
01:29:10 We're good.
01:29:11 Holy crap.
01:29:12 Ask away. Where are we?
01:29:15 What was the question?
01:29:20 Happy birthday, guys.
01:29:21 I've got a half hour left.
01:29:26 To my birthday.
01:29:29 Today, Columbus day.
01:29:31 Jamie, are you listening?
01:29:33 How would an Asian person in their Asian accent say the word
01:29:36 disgusting?
01:29:45 Let's try.
01:29:46 Jamie, why aren't you responding to draw?
01:29:52 Jamie.
01:29:53 Jamie?
01:29:54 Yeah, I guess.
01:29:55 Oh, it's.
01:29:58 It's Asian for disgusting.
01:30:00 Gary, give me a person's name.
01:30:03 Jamie.
01:30:04 For Asian for a disgusting.
01:30:09 That's not cool.
01:30:19 Why? They're not cool.
01:30:21 That's not cool. It's not working.
01:30:23 The other one worked. I just switched to a different.
01:30:25 It should work. Well,
01:30:28 are we getting a different Jamie?
01:30:30 Well, dick heads are going to be long.
01:30:31 Maybe we go to Rumble because I don't know.
01:30:36 The dickheads never really the long part.
01:30:37 It's the shaft.
01:30:39 Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's right.
01:30:42 That's the long part,
01:30:44 Dickheads.
01:30:44 Never long.
01:30:46 That's another thing.
01:30:48 I mean, yeah, remember the penis?
01:30:50 No, it's had that penis.
01:30:52 The penis thing.
01:30:55 Of course we know the.
01:30:56 What was that red cap like?
01:30:58 That was. That was like odd, right? That was
01:31:01 I don't know, I felt like, it's probably one
01:31:04 riffing on it, you know, I don't know, I
01:31:07 it's like artist choice.
01:31:08 Do you think do you think that she had. No.
01:31:10 I just for some comedic nature there, there was more than just look,
01:31:13 it's a penis.
01:31:14 And I don't know, I feel like I was the only one, like,
01:31:17 not just going, oh, that's a penis, Like I was, I don't know,
01:31:24 safe.
01:31:25 It's very safe over there.
01:31:26 Just saying no, that it's safe.
01:31:28 It's just the if the chat wasn't safe, it
01:31:33 just didn't come up, you know?
01:31:35 Right. Yeah.
01:31:35 I mean, like a.
01:31:38 The penis didn't come up.
01:31:41 Yeah, yeah.
01:31:43 So fear.
01:31:45 Yeah. Rumble.
01:31:46 There's so not going to rate us tonight.
01:31:48 You know the.
01:31:49 Oh yeah.
01:31:50 Yes to a quick.
01:31:52 Oh you should always say a quick 30 minute bear with your mates.
01:31:58 I could go get a beer. I was half like you.
01:32:00 Could be the best six hours of your life.
01:32:04 Terrified.
01:32:05 I all we said on this one for a second.
01:32:07 So, when we come back on the rumble, I've got a pledge.
01:32:11 Who said it's very, Check out our sex
01:32:16 every. I know the about that one.
01:32:19 Who? There were 30 about our sex
01:32:23 and chat.
01:32:27 The unfiltered and crude
01:32:30 proclamation of unrestrained speech.
01:32:33 All right, folks, listen up.
01:32:35 Therefore, we dive headfirst into that circus, approve this uncensored manner.
01:32:39 Here's our no nonsense disclaimer served with a third of flag humor.
01:32:44 Look, we're here for a good time, not a politically correct time, all right?
01:32:48 In this crazy world where snowflakes melting, everyone's a critic.
01:32:51 We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
01:32:54 So here goes.
01:32:55 Article one. Let's get ridiculous.
01:32:57 The sole purpose of our discourse, be it from guests post or any random loud
01:33:01 mouth, is to tickle your funny bone, tease your gray matter,
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01:33:11 We're equal opportunity offenders, all right, we don't give a hoot
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01:33:21 or dildos.
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01:33:24 from politicians to influencers to our own sorry selves.
01:33:28 Nobody's safe.
01:33:29 Not even game games.
01:33:31 Apple pie article three screw political correctness.
01:33:34 Listen, we ain't here to hold your hand or sugarcoat anything.
01:33:37 So if our jokes offend you, tough luck.
01:33:41 We're not responsible for any ruffled feathers or hurt feelings.
01:33:44 But hey, if you can take the heat,
01:33:45 we promise we'll dish out some belly laughs and maybe a couple of snorts.
01:33:48 Ha ha. Article for fake news alert.
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01:33:54 The tales, rumors, and downright lies you hear here are as fictional
01:33:58 as a $3 bill.
01:33:59 Any resemblance to real life events or people,
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01:34:05 and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
01:34:09 We're pretty sure the Earth is round, and I didn't actually take myself out,
01:34:11 but honestly, who cares? Article five
01:34:15 parody
01:34:17 because why not?
01:34:20 Parody and satire are our bread and butter folks any likeness to actual people
01:34:25 or characters is just us having a laugh, not a reason for a lawsuit.
01:34:30 We might not be the smartest cookies in the jar.
01:34:33 We should not have to stir up some trouble selling clothing
01:34:37 if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a twist.
01:34:40 And congrats! You're our kind of people.
01:34:42 We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some questionable joy,
01:34:46 and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious all the frickin time.
01:34:49 So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride
01:34:52 to the absurd realms of our humor.
01:34:54 While Vlad's rants why?
01:35:08 Five.
01:35:09 Four. Three. Two.
01:35:11 Ladies and gentlemen, let's get ready for all
01:35:19 of you.
01:35:19 Ready to rumble.
01:35:20 I hope that you're ready to rumble.
01:35:22 I hope you're ready to rumble.
01:35:25 Okay, now that we got rid of all those
01:35:27 losers.
01:35:34 But, Five.
01:35:34 Four. Three. Two.
01:35:35 One kind of sounded.
01:35:36 I think it was like, the American Gladiators,
01:35:39 and it used to go three, two, one.
01:35:43 Didn't you see that? I don't, I don't.
01:35:45 Oh, the gladiators, they walked through those like, or they went through those,
01:35:48 like, gantlet things and hit people with, they did all kinds of Nerf sticks,
01:35:52 I don't remember.
01:35:53 Yeah. Nerf sticks. Yep.
01:35:55 Yeah.
01:35:55 They shot foam rockets at each other and no tennis balls.
01:35:58 Tennis balls?
01:35:59 Yeah,
01:36:01 I vaguely remember,
01:36:06 So gotta do this.
01:36:08 Still ahead of time.
01:36:10 I'm just going to get all these out of the way right now.
01:36:13 Well, I thought we were going to dive
01:36:16 the two. You.
01:36:19 Happy birthday to you.
01:36:21 You live in, zoo.
01:36:23 You look like a monkey.
01:36:25 Like one, two.
01:36:30 I say.
01:36:32 And how old are you now? Six.
01:36:35 You're six.
01:36:35 You're sure you're not 60? I'm in six years.
01:36:39 Can we sing Happy Birthday to you?
01:36:41 All right, here we go.
01:36:42 Happy birthday to you.
01:36:45 Happy
01:36:47 to you.
01:36:49 Happy birthday, dear Gary.
01:36:55 Thank you. You.
01:36:57 Would you like the funny song now that I sang to you?
01:37:00 Okay. Just like that.
01:37:01 Happy birthday to you.
01:37:04 You live in the zoo.
01:37:07 You look like a monkey.
01:37:11 And you tell her I want you
01:37:14 out of everybody.
01:37:19 Yeah, she was positive.
01:37:20 Really? Quite old.
01:37:21 It's Ivan isms you got rotten mole.
01:37:24 Congratulations.
01:37:25 You have made it once around the sun.
01:37:27 Okay, never mind that bucking makes everyone your older now.
01:37:31 And yet somehow you are the fucking same.
01:37:34 You're still the fucking fucker I knew yesterday.
01:37:37 I think I see a fucking wrinkle right there on your face,
01:37:40 but that just might be from you smiling every fucking day.
01:37:44 Now that you're older, you can hold your head up fucking high.
01:37:47 Because for 365 more days, you did not die.
01:37:50 So happy fucking birthday fucker.
01:37:52 Please don't get pissed off coz
01:37:53 instead of presents, I'm just sending you this shitty song.
01:37:59 Yay! And,
01:38:01 so that, Then that happy birthday thing.
01:38:04 That chick was, six, six years old.
01:38:07 Did you see this six year old just admitted that
01:38:11 she has been on the ward, five years old.
01:38:13 His mother is at 235.
01:38:18 Mother coming to school with him, 13 for 46 months,
01:38:22 up from 2347 and shit going to super.
01:38:26 So the kid brought a gun to school and shot him in when I heard the gun.
01:38:30 Then was down the hall. But.
01:38:37 He just needs a hug.
01:38:39 Well, she's giving him once, but he said, fucking bitch.
01:38:42 How do I know? Going in or out?
01:38:44 What did he say?
01:38:46 Where's the car?
01:38:48 It's over here on the floor. Okay.
01:38:51 Come on. We're in 20.
01:38:54 Four?
01:38:55 Yeah. Nobody had sex.
01:38:56 Where is the weapon?
01:38:57 I know it's on the floor.
01:38:59 So there. Who? Stop!
01:39:01 That's a fucking.
01:39:02 That's not how fucking each other.
01:39:04 Fucking bitch.
01:39:05 Wow. Yeah.
01:39:08 I mean, it doesn't have the gun residue.
01:39:10 Course, you live in a zoo. Wow.
01:39:17 You smell like.
01:39:18 Well, it's your birthday all by yourself.
01:39:24 Ooh, it's your birthday.
01:39:26 And terrible plan. Oh.
01:39:33 I make a song that sounds like someone.
01:39:37 Actually, the only good part of that was the first one.
01:39:40 Yeah.
01:39:41 Make it sound like fucking mid 20s punk.
01:39:47 Yeah.
01:39:47 It's your birthday. Oh, yes it is.
01:39:50 Oh, yes. It's, you know.
01:39:54 And I noticed that today
01:39:59 is very special to you.
01:40:03 So I thought that I should say
01:40:11 fuck, it's your birthday.
01:40:13 Didn't get you anything.
01:40:15 Oh, no.
01:40:16 I'm too embarrassed to give your phone.
01:40:18 Great, great. Fuck. It's your birthday.
01:40:22 Even bigger.
01:40:24 Fuck, fuck, fuck.
01:40:26 It's your birthday. Oh.
01:40:31 Look, there's my birthday,
01:40:36 and I'm.
01:40:39 Oh, yeah.
01:40:41 So what's your point?
01:40:43 I'm.
01:40:53 What did you see?
01:40:54 Bernie?
01:40:55 You guys, to start us off by saying a happy birthday?
01:40:58 One, two, three.
01:41:00 Start the conversation like.
01:41:08 I know.
01:41:13 Oh my word.
01:41:15 You heard that?
01:41:20 You heard me, dude.
01:41:24 So I think that's probably the worst rendition I have ever heard.
01:41:28 And we've taped a lot, so that was really bad.
01:41:31 I'm not gonna lie.
01:41:32 That was. That was bad.
01:41:34 Okay, bad.
01:41:36 It was really bad.
01:41:38 Yeah.
01:41:40 Wait, where is he?
01:41:41 No, wait.
01:41:42 I ain't no fairy.
01:41:44 Hey. Oh, American. Gary.
01:41:46 Yeah, but do it, darling. You're married.
01:41:49 I look gay, but he ain't no fairy.
01:41:51 Is my husband American?
01:41:52 Gary was Glenn it. Dad was a big, strong man.
01:41:55 Ex-Marine was a big old man's attorney.
01:41:58 And whenever things got scary, go there, big man.
01:42:00 American. Gary Big was an eagle.
01:42:03 I was an eagle.
01:42:04 We were all making plans once a year, $2,000 a tree.
01:42:08 Because he knew everybody was a man like me.
01:42:10 Let me go see a big, strong Joe.
01:42:12 And his wife was homeless, couldn't fit inside a home.
01:42:14 Gary didn't care when the men would stop and stare.
01:42:16 Gary was a big man. Gary was a mayor.
01:42:19 Gay was a guy that you kind of wish was my.
01:42:21 I got a Speedo in the pool. Got a twinkle in his eye.
01:42:23 I turned to him when everything got scary.
01:42:25 Called that big man American Gary.
01:42:28 Oh, there you Gary.
01:42:30 Have a good time when you're married.
01:42:32 I look gay, but he ain't no fear.
01:42:34 He came out there again.
01:42:35 Gary. Hey, America.
01:42:38 Gary, we have a good time.
01:42:39 We get married.
01:42:40 I look at you, buddy.
01:42:41 Ain't no marry him.
01:42:43 I love an American, Gary Oldman.
01:42:46 Gary, we have a good time when you're married.
01:42:49 I look.
01:42:50 You ain't no fairy.
01:42:51 There's my was an American. Gary. Gary!
01:42:54 Oh, America.
01:42:55 Gary, we have a good time. We get married.
01:42:58 I look.
01:43:01 It's just keeps getting better and better and better and better.
01:43:04 Better. Vernon said.
01:43:06 That was really a productive segment.
01:43:07 Wasn't.
01:43:10 Oh, yeah.
01:43:12 Off of highway one, tucked in the trees.
01:43:15 Gary's headed out where he do. Is he please?
01:43:18 Tall, bald man, glasses sitting low.
01:43:21 Carolines liquor in the cheap beer to go look at this bag,
01:43:25 which is a cooler to tell the wife he's playing this golf.
01:43:28 But that's not true down the road with a grin on his face.
01:43:32 Cause everybody knows he's going to that place.
01:43:35 Gas with the avalanche, and he'll get there fast and take Dick
01:43:39 slow those man same. And so shiny.
01:43:42 That's where he wants to go.
01:43:43 Way down the queer hollow.
01:43:46 He'll find his little spot with some games when memories are fake.
01:43:51 Down at Queer Hollow.
01:43:54 Oh, where Gary wants to go.
01:43:57 Caroline's liquor was the first drink of the day.
01:43:59 Now he's drinking cheap beer while he's on his way.
01:44:02 Disc golf, disc rattling around in the back.
01:44:05 Gary's got his glasses on and he's right on track.
01:44:08 He's a strange looking dude.
01:44:09 Yeah, everybody knows tall and bald.
01:44:11 Cigaret right below his nose.
01:44:14 Local. Start laughing when they see a snag or two.
01:44:16 Here comes Gary again. What's that man going to do?
01:44:19 He fits the first dean and he lets his dick fly.
01:44:22 Semen sails through the trees like a bird in the sky.
01:44:25 If you plug in first.
01:44:26 Gary, don't give a crap.
01:44:27 Poppers and cheap beer and says, come on my back.
01:44:30 Everybody called it Queer Hollow.
01:44:32 Back in the past, long before Gary came through and presented his ass.
01:44:36 Now every time he shows up, you already know Gary and his beer
01:44:40 headed down a queer hollow gas of the avalanche,
01:44:43 and he'll get there fast and take Dick slow.
01:44:46 We always were great timing, and we all let it blow way down in Queer Hollow.
01:44:53 Nobody calls the cops claiming rape.
01:44:56 There's a safe word.
01:44:57 Nobody will say it way down a queer hollow world where Gary wants to go.
01:45:15 For the boner out.
01:45:17 Let the good times roll.
01:45:19 For Dick in his hand.
01:45:23 And on one down his throat.
01:45:26 The afternoon's not the only thing that's young.
01:45:29 Gary's down a queer hollow.
01:45:30 Having way too much fun.
01:45:37 Gas up
01:45:38 the avalanche and he'll get there fast and take dick slow.
01:45:42 And we all act with great timing.
01:45:44 And we all let it blow way down in Queer Hollow.
01:45:49 He'll find his little spot with some gays.
01:45:52 You have to say queer.
01:45:53 Nobody will say it down the Queer hollow.
01:45:56 Oh, yeah.
01:45:57 Gary's always going back to Queer Hollow.
01:46:04 Where
01:46:04 he wants to go up.
01:46:24 Spellman was singing that
01:46:26 by the other Saturday night.
01:46:30 It was fun.
01:46:30 I played it just seems.
01:46:32 Pass out to the opera chair.
01:46:35 I think, George disappeared into the back 40 somewhere.
01:46:39 Creepy is fucking great. And, and I played
01:46:44 and I played, Queer Hollow.
01:46:46 The two versions, the, orchestra one and that one.
01:46:54 But, yeah.
01:46:54 Well, two hours after this video was taken.
01:46:59 Orchestral.
01:47:00 Yeah.
01:47:01 Or, Or orchestral.
01:47:04 Yeah.
01:47:05 So about two hours after this was taken out, you have to.
01:47:08 The back story on this one was Jesse got four hours of sleep the night before.
01:47:14 Went out this golfing,
01:47:17 the local course here, which is huge.
01:47:21 And got here, was already sourced,
01:47:26 got overserved here and passed out in his chair
01:47:29 by the count campfire, the bonfire,
01:47:33 the couch fire,
01:47:35 the masters fire
01:47:38 the fire.
01:47:40 And he was passed out
01:47:42 to about a left.
01:47:43 That's all the way as above. So.
01:47:49 Yeah, he was already a few sheets fluid.
01:47:51 Did he die?
01:47:54 Now he's fine.
01:47:55 But Stillman drove him home.
01:47:59 Did he die?
01:48:02 No. Oh, yeah.
01:48:05 And it's like any part of that video.
01:48:11 No. Dude, this is crazy.
01:48:14 It was these creepiest fucking graves.
01:48:16 I was really just, like.
01:48:17 Sure, it was hard to bro.
01:48:20 Been there.
01:48:21 Homer.
01:48:24 Yeah. Oh.
01:48:24 You cheated just leaning against a tree.
01:48:27 Just like randomly leaning. I had to do a flashlight.
01:48:29 Yeah, yeah, it fell over and someone very fucking no,
01:48:33 I think the the lawn crew, this motherfucker.
01:48:37 What, did you just leave it laying on the grass disrespectful or would you try to.
01:48:41 I just want to say it's fucking grave, bro.
01:48:43 I don't want to be like you.
01:48:44 Leave graves alone.
01:48:46 You don't touch anything.
01:48:48 Yeah, I didn't want to actually step like on where?
01:48:50 I don't know, it's hard to tell where things are supposed to be
01:48:54 in where they currently are versus where someone leaned them against the tree.
01:48:58 And there's a little bump. Yeah, I love that.
01:49:00 Look at that fire
01:49:03 that's from the cemetery.
01:49:05 So I mean, that's a pretty big fire.
01:49:07 Definitely not from this.
01:49:08 000 it's not okay.
01:49:10 Circle of queers.
01:49:13 And then okay.
01:49:14 Can you recognize any of the people in the circle?
01:49:16 I bet Jessie's asleep above your head.
01:49:19 Stillman's asleep to the right of there.
01:49:25 Oh, but the bald guy on the right is me.
01:49:29 That graveyard proved my theory of, like.
01:49:33 Look, you could just
01:49:35 dig that shit up and resell those plots.
01:49:37 Who's gonna who's gonna know other than, like, the newer graves?
01:49:42 Well, very recently, probably. Dig it up.
01:49:44 They're great great grandparents.
01:49:46 The other again, the one leaning against the tree. Yeah.
01:49:49 So they do not that find the one.
01:49:50 They find the nondescript graves of everything's eroded and they go, oh yeah.
01:49:55 No, no, probably not one unless it's
01:49:57 written in your contract for the.
01:50:00 They have no obligation to keep you.
01:50:02 This core here is owned exclusively by the Scribner family,
01:50:06 and they still have some plots available for current living relatives.
01:50:10 Pay for like, imaging. Like they just.
01:50:15 Can I get an apartment there?
01:50:17 Or you realize John Wayne paid to be cryogenically frozen.
01:50:21 It paid for generational.
01:50:23 Like he prepaid for saying, like how much it's cost and you get them forever.
01:50:28 No, really.
01:50:30 No, I don't think those graves are super old and no one knows where they are.
01:50:35 Someone played back 19.
01:50:37 So you can't read the fucking thing.
01:50:40 John Wayne is not biogenic frozen.
01:50:42 He died of stomach cancer in 1979 and is buried in Pacific View Memorial Cemetery.
01:50:48 Cryogenically buried fact check.
01:50:51 Okay.
01:50:52 Well, Disney, that.
01:50:58 Walt Disney is cryogenically frozen.
01:51:00 He does he did still have the dual,
01:51:03 Walt Disney is not cryogenically frozen.
01:51:06 He died in 1966 from a circulatory collapse caused by lung cancer.
01:51:12 And he is buried.
01:51:14 And he wouldn't want to
01:51:15 get buried where he's buried. Oh.
01:51:18 Oh, Epcot center.
01:51:22 He's technically not buried is a trick question.
01:51:24 His ashes are interred in the family mausoleum at Forest Lawn
01:51:29 Memorial Park in Glendale, California.
01:51:33 They froze his ashes. Okay.
01:51:35 That's okay.
01:51:35 Jamie, is anyone cryogenically frozen?
01:51:38 He figured one day they'd figure out a way to make ashes come back,
01:51:41 reanimate. You.
01:51:44 Jamie, pull that up.
01:51:47 Jamie's done for this show.
01:51:49 Yeah. Are you out of credits?
01:51:52 I wasted so much doing stuff, but I'll have them ready next week.
01:51:57 Okay. What rhymes with out of credits?
01:51:59 This requires a bumper.
01:52:02 Jerry said draw.
01:52:04 Secretary said what he said.
01:52:06 I said my wife said, yeah, there's a bumper that we need and we'll do that.
01:52:11 Oh God, said the said
01:52:15 check.
01:52:15 Brady, can I hear you rhyme there?
01:52:17 Shit.
01:52:19 This is Brady.
01:52:20 Check out our this guy here.
01:52:23 Right here.
01:52:24 Like right down here.
01:52:28 Brady. Gary.
01:52:29 That guy.
01:52:31 What did he say?
01:52:32 I'm going to say good thing out our sex and chat I'm going to say it's Gary
01:52:37 Brady.
01:52:38 Sex and.
01:52:44 I'm going to say draw again
01:52:45 even though you've been totally fucking up and failing me the entire game.
01:52:50 Yeah, I remember
01:52:53 who did you say draw. Now that.
01:52:54 Oh, you got one body as a Gary Garcia said great.
01:52:59 Another Brady Brady said draw.
01:53:01 It's a whole love triangle.
01:53:04 I hate when this happens because I knew up there
01:53:07 I should have chose different.
01:53:08 It's going to be 300 after this one.
01:53:12 I need you know, coming back to that point at the score between a
01:53:16 unfortunately,
01:53:20 I'm shut.
01:53:22 That's the joke.
01:53:23 If it came out like a brick, it would definitely slam shut.
01:53:26 Oh yeah. That's why shit is tapered.
01:53:28 I feel like it comes out like a brick
01:53:31 sometimes.
01:53:31 It does have more questions?
01:53:33 Check out our sex chat box.
01:53:35 I have a fear, man.
01:53:36 So, so I have more boxing for.
01:53:40 Oh, didn't we talk to you that sex ed chat?
01:53:42 But then we try it.
01:53:44 A bow bow bow bow bow bow bow.
01:53:47 I think we tried out that chat.
01:53:49 Ted Williams cryogenically frozen.
01:53:53 The of the
01:53:56 voice.
01:53:57 James Bedford.
01:53:59 Oh, and Marvin Minsky.
01:54:01 I know he's a baseball player.
01:54:02 I don't know if he had a gold voice. I think he had a golden Glove.
01:54:05 No. The homeless guy with the.
01:54:07 His name was Ted Williams, too. Oh
01:54:10 please did.
01:54:11 He's the only one we're going to know
01:54:14 a living celebrities that and public figures with plans
01:54:17 to be frozen Paris Hilton Peter he'll.
01:54:22 Yes. Because we need more Paris Hilton than the future Ray Kurzweil.
01:54:26 Oh, yeah.
01:54:27 Yeah. Why not give me a, give me a country.
01:54:30 Paris.
01:54:31 Close enough.
01:54:33 Expand country.
01:54:37 A Paris is in the country.
01:54:39 Thanks for calling me on.
01:54:40 Paris is in the country. Yeah, that's correct.
01:54:42 But you could have said the country that it was in France.
01:54:46 Might as well give me a plural noun as well.
01:54:51 French dudes.
01:54:57 Wait, so who said it?
01:55:00 Option.
01:55:01 The fucking number for which I almost was going to pick.
01:55:03 But I decided not to
01:55:06 go for no one.
01:55:07 So statistically, you have a 1 in 1,000,000,000 chance with the other
01:55:11 three, but then you have,
01:55:14 you know, significantly more people in the field.
01:55:17 So you should take that every time, every time action for not necessarily
01:55:22 we talk more than well, the feelings on what we do talk more than the field.
01:55:27 This show I don't I don't you not everyone inquires about
01:55:32 it does okay.
01:55:35 Next one is chat penis or vagina.
01:55:40 What Jesus or 77 numbers.
01:55:44 Jam penis or vagina?
01:55:46 Vaginas.
01:55:47 Okay, so it's chat penis or vagina, like,
01:55:50 oh, I'm the one that leaves out the the comma.
01:55:53 So I want to say Gary.
01:55:56 Yeah, I want to say Gary too.
01:55:58 If it wasn't Gary, I would say vagina.
01:56:02 Yeah.
01:56:02 Though I do feel like Gary would say penis or vagina.
01:56:07 You know, I say the generic term that does nothing for the scoreboard
01:56:13 of my scoreboard.
01:56:14 Oh, dear.
01:56:15 That you like penis? I'm going to say me.
01:56:17 I'm going to say me, I put penis, I can say penis or vagina.
01:56:23 Yeah, I can say that.
01:56:24 Yeah.
01:56:25 I'm going to vote for Gary.
01:56:27 One vote for draw.
01:56:29 No, I'll sleep for nothing again.
01:56:33 This is again from number 77.
01:56:36 Numbers.
01:56:40 This is,
01:56:41 ad play placement, I believe, while we wait for this to finish the story.
01:56:46 Has it worked out?
01:56:48 Well? I already had it pulled up.
01:56:50 And you're the super complicated and it's brand new,
01:56:54 so come on, come on. Me.
01:56:59 Be me.
01:57:01 Do not you bury the the badge
01:57:04 or the like a penis that, like, comes out like a dog?
01:57:07 I don't know, it's it's still shot.
01:57:08 So it could be anything.
01:57:10 Kind of a chat.
01:57:12 Penis or vagina. Damn it.
01:57:14 It's spring fucking Brady.
01:57:18 Nobody got it. No.
01:57:21 Oh, shit.
01:57:23 God damn it.
01:57:25 It was really. What?
01:57:26 He was kind of quoting you.
01:57:28 He was just responding, you know, he was asking.
01:57:30 He was asking the chat, you know, like.
01:57:32 Right. Yeah.
01:57:33 But you prompted him the reason why I'm a penis over genitals.
01:57:38 And I wanted me to draw, and it was Brady.
01:57:41 Okay, great.
01:57:44 Wow. What's this one?
01:57:47 Gary, give me a color and,
01:57:49 fuchsia.
01:57:50 And it's like being in fourth dimension.
01:57:54 Evan White shot some very famous footage
01:57:57 and appeared on ABC news the night of 911.
01:58:01 Watch how the Joker penetrates the building,
01:58:08 Completely in one side and out the other.
01:58:12 It just disappeared. It's disappeared like.
01:58:14 Like a bad special effects.
01:58:16 It's the air.
01:58:17 Almost like disappear like that actual effect.
01:58:20 Look exactly like a bad special effect.
01:58:24 Exactly like a bad special effect.
01:58:27 The plane doesn't break, twist, bend, crumple, explode,
01:58:32 or don't point there at all.
01:58:35 Have you ever seen a two by four go through, like, four houses in a hurricane? No.
01:58:41 Me neither, but I assume it happens.
01:58:44 You called me.
01:58:44 Okay.
01:58:45 Is you supposed to just say, yeah, like I'm news?
01:58:48 Are you guys not like that?
01:58:50 Penetrates a tree.
01:58:53 Or a straw penetrates a potato?
01:58:57 I don't have a problem with that.
01:58:58 The angle of the plane you don't. I've been looking at planes since I.
01:59:01 Since you mentioned no windows.
01:59:03 And it's very hard to see the windows on a plane unless you're above the plane.
01:59:08 Oh, I okay, I
01:59:10 it really goes in and it disappears because the foreign momentum
01:59:14 like nothing's exploded yet only the building has kind of demolished.
01:59:18 And that wouldn't really necessarily
01:59:19 do any kind of explosion until it gets to the very center column
01:59:23 in which the elevator shaft is built around, which is the most structured area,
01:59:28 which is why they have you use that for in case of a fire.
01:59:36 Oh, buildings and elements from within.
01:59:39 But long after the plane.
01:59:41 Oh, here's going on the wings of a plane.
01:59:45 It's like a matrix slowed down.
01:59:46 It looks like it takes even longer.
01:59:48 You know how the matrix, everything bends before it explodes?
01:59:51 Well, that's the that's fucking sounds, remember?
01:59:54 Yeah. I mean, that shit happens.
01:59:55 It's just not quite so visually pleasing as The Matrix.
01:59:58 But if you see stuff in super slow mo, it looks really unnatural.
02:00:05 It's like the back of the plane
02:00:06 doesn't even know the front of the plane is crashing
02:00:10 very. And.
02:00:14 Inertia.
02:00:20 And I don't mean to be the whatever, dude, but
02:00:23 if they if they did it with special effects, it would have been
02:00:25 so much more spectacular.
02:00:30 A good special effect
02:00:32 would have parts exploding and bouncing off.
02:00:36 Wait. Yeah, that's what I just.
02:00:37 That's what I just said.
02:00:39 Like tongue in cheek. Right. Or he's serious.
02:00:42 No, I, I agree.
02:00:44 You know what he's like.
02:00:46 I don't know.
02:00:47 From tumbling to the streets below. Oh, he's not right.
02:00:50 I'm not sure it's even possible.
02:00:52 I certainly can't animate a realistic airplane.
02:00:56 Well, now, hold on a second.
02:00:58 Just because you can't doesn't mean that
02:01:01 somebody have, It's what I do.
02:01:04 Best animator ever.
02:01:06 This is future me talking to you.
02:01:07 Vertical video. Dude.
02:01:09 But I just saw a chicken plane fly and turn around and lay an egg
02:01:14 there. Anything?
02:01:15 I mean, that was a real
02:01:18 pretty sure some people think it was probably real guy walk.
02:01:22 He went from one state to another state to another.
02:01:24 He walked anything? No.
02:01:27 Gary, give me a kingdom name.
02:01:33 Camelot.
02:01:38 Breaking news.
02:01:40 A man was shot and killed at a gas station on Detroit's west side.
02:01:43 Sorry, that wasn't breaking news.
02:01:44 That happens every day at 1202.
02:01:47 I think that's breaking news again.
02:01:48 And, breaking news again.
02:01:50 And I feel bad for the man's family.
02:01:52 Obviously doesn't it doesn't make it any easier.
02:01:58 My, my aunt just passed away.
02:01:59 I have another funeral.
02:02:00 Two funerals in two weeks.
02:02:03 Oh, it a funeral.
02:02:05 I'm waiting for the third.
02:02:06 Don't you don't tell me you were trying for family members die in three.
02:02:11 Were you?
02:02:13 Were you related to Mike Ditka?
02:02:17 No. I think Dick Butkus is, though.
02:02:20 Oh, yeah.
02:02:22 They're related
02:02:25 trash.
02:02:26 But I can do one that's as good as has hazard.
02:02:28 Connie is,
02:02:31 the result is footage.
02:02:33 That's every bit as convincing as the original ghost plane footage.
02:02:38 Which is to say, it was spoiled.
02:02:40 Completely convincing.
02:02:42 In both shots, we don't see any parts
02:02:45 of the airplane breaking or bending or twisting.
02:02:49 Another thing that was bad about the special effect in Fairbanks
02:02:53 is a blatant contradiction with the special effect in his or Connie.
02:02:58 I have no idea what he's talking about.
02:03:01 He does this, and here's Fairbanks.
02:03:06 I think it's the proof in his hair.
02:03:08 Connie.
02:03:09 As the plane enters the tower, the engines turn in to puff up.
02:03:14 So they're suggesting that this was filmed, that some kind of magic trick.
02:03:18 So the people that filmed it actually did the effects after.
02:03:21 What about these thousands of people that saw it as it happened?
02:03:25 I thought it was live special effects.
02:03:27 I thought, that's what they're claiming.
02:03:29 Yeah, it's a magic trick.
02:03:30 It's an illusion of special effects.
02:03:33 And then they had they threw fake dummies of people out of the buildings
02:03:36 to make it look like the people were jumping out and landing below.
02:03:41 Well, that's kind of like the Mandela Effect.
02:03:42 They remember planes because they saw them on TV and they were there
02:03:47 so they could say they were there, and I saw them there, but they didn't.
02:03:51 Gary, give me if we are to believe that
02:03:54 these are the engines themselves or building materials or something,
02:04:00 but whatever the puff balls are meant to represent,
02:04:03 notice that they are clearly underneath
02:04:06 the wings, as the engines were.
02:04:10 Now look at the Fairbanks video.
02:04:13 The location of the wing entrance can easily be marked,
02:04:16 and obviously the puff ball is well above the left wing.
02:04:20 Oh, it is in.
02:04:22 Well, looking at that, that's the shadow look, it didn't even
02:04:27 the line that he's claiming that the plane entered
02:04:30 the plane isn't entered yet.
02:04:31 There is a shadow, you fucking moron!
02:04:37 The pokeball, the amount.
02:04:39 The puff balls is obviously above where the plane entered.
02:04:44 You can see here.
02:04:45 Oh, line before the plane entered.
02:04:50 Ball is irreconcilable with reality but hasn't.
02:04:54 We need a whole conspiracy community to
02:04:58 say things about these conspiracies. It's
02:05:02 they're giving conspiracies a bad name conspiracy.
02:05:05 Easy explanation in video compositing.
02:05:09 As long as you just keep showing it like that.
02:05:14 I'm going to come the map.
02:05:16 It's, It's like being in fourth dimension.
02:05:24 Cut it out.
02:05:25 Like I let em hang back.
02:05:29 Gary, give me a verb.
02:05:36 Or a verb?
02:05:42 Or what?
02:05:44 Did you just make that up?
02:05:46 That's what it says.
02:05:47 Walks.
02:05:49 That's just the tense.
02:05:51 That's a verb tense. What?
02:05:53 I know
02:05:55 what's.
02:05:58 In. We're done.
02:06:00 We're doing a short one.
02:06:01 That was a short one because we started short good.
02:06:05 And it.
02:06:08 And he catches it.
02:06:10 Okay.
02:06:10 That's nouns I just finish this up and I just started.
02:06:15 Yes. This is great.
02:06:16 Let's.
02:06:18 All right.
02:06:19 Once upon a time, there was a disgusting princess named Jamie.
02:06:23 She was from Kazakhstan.
02:06:24 She lived in a beautiful kingdom in the hills called.
02:06:27 Came a lot.
02:06:29 She had five French dudes.
02:06:31 While she was sucked on the horse.
02:06:34 She fell off of the horse and her dress had a fuchsia stain on it.
02:06:39 When she got back to the kingdom, she quickly changed
02:06:43 to the fuck is this?
02:06:46 Why is this? This is like a run on sentence.
02:06:49 Yeah,
02:06:50 this is the same one I go to every time, but this is just absolutely horseshit.
02:06:53 She okay? I'm just going to read it.
02:06:55 She got back to the kingdom.
02:06:56 She quickly changed to.
02:06:58 She could wash her dress, her cock ring.
02:07:00 Told her to come down for dinner.
02:07:03 After they finished eating, they all went to the walks.
02:07:06 The following day, the princess went out to the village to go to the supermarket.
02:07:11 When she ran into the prince, they fell in love and got married
02:07:14 and had three children and lived happily ever.
02:07:16 Go fuck yourself.
02:07:21 Okay Jamie,
02:07:22 why is George so gay?
02:07:29 Well, Jamie, play a game
02:07:32 free. Cheers. Limited.
02:07:33 We're done, I tried. Okay, who said it?
02:07:40 This is it.
02:07:40 It was a bumper shit.
02:07:45 What's the score?
02:07:48 Two to nothing.
02:07:50 Yeah. Is it still two to nothing? Yeah.
02:07:52 All right.
02:07:53 The next one is Yahoo chat, sex chats, going.
02:07:56 Hey, free nudes.
02:08:00 Did you guys know that?
02:08:02 Yes. Thanks.
02:08:03 Yeah, that's going, hey, free nudes and free nude.
02:08:08 It's Brady
02:08:10 I want to do I care for the
02:08:12 I want to say or not.
02:08:15 Oh for.
02:08:17 Okay, so we got one vote for Brady.
02:08:19 One vote for draw, one vote for option four.
02:08:25 Does it not ring a bell until all of a sudden.
02:08:27 And now I'm starting to think it's me.
02:08:33 But it could be Brady got it right.
02:08:37 Well, fucking look at this.
02:08:38 We go right to.
02:08:40 We get a dual graveyard.
02:08:42 I mean, look at that.
02:08:44 Wow. I'm gonna rewind it to it.
02:08:47 I should, but is a draw.
02:08:49 You never mentioned this before, but I made a fake porn site and every single.
02:08:52 Yeah, I made it look
02:08:54 like.
02:08:55 Oh, if you click here, like, under age
02:08:57 and this and that and different genres and, they all went to affiliate links
02:09:01 and they supposedly were supposed to be able to tell,
02:09:05 but I think they could tell if you spammed the direct link, I made a website
02:09:09 that they would go to, and then they would then click on links from their website.
02:09:13 And I ended up making like a couple hundred bucks just off of, spamming Yahoo
02:09:16 chat, sex chats, going, hey, and free nudes.
02:09:20 And it's funny because of the horny horny dudes or like click down the line
02:09:23 finding the one that might work, and then I'll just move on.
02:09:26 Yeah.
02:09:30 Sure.
02:09:33 Let's go over to your best customer.
02:09:36 Next, we'll add highlights to the tombstones.
02:09:40 Oh good.
02:09:41 Look at the look at the tip.
02:09:43 It's a figure where that was the one he knocked over the the wonder
02:09:46 what graveyard we were.
02:09:49 Pretty sure that's Gary's grave.
02:09:51 That was some that was like some of like.
02:09:52 Oh, that's right.
02:09:55 Oh, yeah.
02:09:56 Graves.
02:09:57 That was when Brady visited it in the daytime.
02:10:00 Visited it at it.
02:10:01 So this is did it
02:10:05 Brady I'm sure I said that right.
02:10:07 Gary has to.
02:10:12 So we can't what do we do last time when somebody's at zero
02:10:15 we automatically allowed them to be that one. Yep.
02:10:19 Yeah. Because you're the. Yeah.
02:10:21 Right. Yeah.
02:10:22 That's the only way I'm going to be able to win.
02:10:24 Right.
02:10:25 Yeah.
02:10:28 I have to that one.
02:10:29 You have to bet one.
02:10:30 You can't. You have no choice other than Gary.
02:10:33 How much are you going to bet?
02:10:34 Because I just won I think I think I can bet zero.
02:10:38 Just stay.
02:10:38 It's no fun because you don't have any, so you have to.
02:10:41 I will be be dumb to do that.
02:10:43 Nobody would ever do that.
02:10:44 But I know you just keep it. You keep that one.
02:10:49 And I bet one I'm betting half half of my.
02:10:53 So. So I can still win. Sweet. All right.
02:10:56 That's not fair.
02:10:56 Because I was going and I was hoping to go to.
02:10:58 And then I wouldn't bet any at all.
02:11:00 I know I don't think that's possible.
02:11:03 I will have to bet one.
02:11:04 Yeah, I'm gonna bet one. Yeah, well, that one. But.
02:11:07 So you can bet zero because you have 111111.
02:11:12 Yes. Yeah.
02:11:14 I don't know if I can I keep getting the charity I otherwise
02:11:18 why would I even do that.
02:11:19 We always get all of them wrong.
02:11:21 It would be smart for me to bet zero.
02:11:24 But I'm not. All right. I'm getting this one.
02:11:27 This is from number 70 set to adjust.
02:11:32 So he's a 200. Yeah.
02:11:34 They've talked before in a gay men's chat room during this chat.
02:11:40 They've talked before in a
02:11:41 gay men's room during his chat
02:11:46 I'm saying me
02:11:51 what would they be
02:11:53 referencing? Gay men in a chat.
02:11:55 I mean,
02:11:57 are you looking for something more sophisticated than that?
02:12:00 Yeah, for them to put their penis in their ass.
02:12:05 What's I wear?
02:12:07 The sun.
02:12:08 Don't go.
02:12:14 It can't be me, cuz
02:12:16 I don't know what a chat room is.
02:12:20 It could be draw.
02:12:23 I don't want Brady on this.
02:12:25 It's Brady.
02:12:27 I guess draw, I guess draw for you and change it.
02:12:30 I'll change it.
02:12:33 Brady.
02:12:36 Well, now I have to change my answer.
02:12:38 I because I can't say the same as you.
02:12:40 Otherwise I can't win or lose
02:12:43 if I just change my answer.
02:12:44 Are you going to change your answer to whatever I say? Yep.
02:12:48 Option for no.
02:12:50 No, I'm still with Brady.
02:12:53 I feel like it is Brady.
02:12:57 Yeah, I'm going to say draw though.
02:13:00 I did it by practice.
02:13:01 Elimination
02:13:03 okay Gary.
02:13:05 All right.
02:13:05 We got the sexy love triangle going out again.
02:13:08 Thing could happen here.
02:13:11 You guys do realize I don't know okay, so draw says Gary.
02:13:15 I don't really.
02:13:17 And Gary says Brady,
02:13:20 I don't think we impress our new friends because,
02:13:23 they're not here.
02:13:24 Are they here?
02:13:27 Yeah, right.
02:13:28 Otherwise they would just say they would have rated us in thing.
02:13:30 Oh, right.
02:13:31 I didn't we didn't say like, okay, I was wrong, I get it.
02:13:36 Draw said redneck a couple times.
02:13:39 You said slash your whole time.
02:13:41 Oh that was referencing Alabama John which I could I know, but
02:13:46 we were all thinking it.
02:13:50 I didn't say them.
02:13:51 I said,
02:13:53 Septuagint in grand to a decoy named Scott.
02:13:58 Is it from his picture from early in this picture?
02:14:02 Probably is.
02:14:03 Do you like older guys?
02:14:05 Yeah, I like people that are nice.
02:14:07 The decoy reminds. Fine.
02:14:09 They have Chris Hanson in men's chat. Yeah.
02:14:12 During this chat find us in for John Lee detailing.
02:14:16 I was going to say that,
02:14:18 but I also love to get beaten up by you and be your toilet.
02:14:21 Well, I can't do that over the internet.
02:14:24 Fine says he'll bring alcohol and describes
02:14:26 graphically how he wants the two.
02:14:28 Sure, we can play this on both sides.
02:14:30 He also suspects that on YouTube right now, that's where I got it.
02:14:33 For real.
02:14:33 That's weird how we're going to get flagged for it, that I can go to Gillette
02:14:37 from what the fuck did crossed my mind?
02:14:40 But damn, you're pretty easy.
02:14:42 I'll show you the video we got to strike for.
02:14:44 Gary wins 100 final.
02:14:48 My first win.
02:14:50 It was a bumper, Gary said.
02:14:53 The first one by that was anything but Brady.
02:14:56 I said, my wife said, yeah, there's a bumper that we need and we'll do that.
02:15:01 Oh God, said the champion has beaten off the challenger title.
02:15:06 At least it's about friggin time.
02:15:11 That game's harder
02:15:12 than I thought it would be.
02:15:15 I signed up
02:15:16 for losses next week and we can try here.
02:15:20 Jeopardy!
02:15:21 I just I had already pulled those up and
02:15:24 yours in involved the topic and they were just random
02:15:26 and it looked like a lot like I was saying, it is a lot, right?
02:15:28 I don't think we could look how long it took us to do that.
02:15:31 Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
02:15:33 We can what's the topic next week and then how are the categories going to work?
02:15:36 How does that work?
02:15:38 It's like a whole show.
02:15:39 It's like a three hour is two separate games.
02:15:41 It was the yeah. Let's see.
02:15:44 I don't know how it's going to work.
02:15:45 Oh, we can fuck around with Tom Brady. Your show?
02:15:47 Yeah. I didn't test it. Yeah, yeah,
02:15:50 yeah, we can test it on the Brady Show.
02:15:53 Yeah, we got 14 more minutes of your time.
02:15:55 I forgot you did that.
02:15:57 I totally forgot you do that and then.
02:15:58 Yeah, and I just I was used to being on Yankee for show,
02:16:02 so I just fucking stomped all over everything.
02:16:04 I'm like, we're not doing that shit. We're doing mine.
02:16:06 And you were like, my favorite part of the show.
02:16:08 And I got the guy in the middle.
02:16:10 And the lady kept saying, we say something to him and he fucking doesn't respond.
02:16:14 He goes in one ear, right out the other.
02:16:16 And you just kept talking about something else?
02:16:18 Yeah, you didn't even recognize them, pointing out the fact that you weren't
02:16:22 totally ignoring them.
02:16:26 I was fascinated with the host.
02:16:28 I'm sorry.
02:16:29 Don't give me your side card. Bullshit.
02:16:32 I don't actually, I don't. Yeah.
02:16:34 I'm gonna be honest with you.
02:16:35 I don't give a fuck about your wife.
02:16:37 You know what?
02:16:38 She's a nice person, but it's like, why are you just all sitting?
02:16:42 Why don't you sitting in the same room, then?
02:16:44 How weird is that?
02:16:45 His wife is in the other room.
02:16:47 Yeah, presumably they're more together.
02:16:50 Apart. It's audio.
02:16:52 You get the part
02:16:53 with two people in the room, you got to do all kinds of different shit.
02:16:57 I. Oh, yes, we do that.
02:16:58 Gary does. Gary sounds just fine.
02:17:00 And he has no microphone, so I think I was rocking
02:17:04 them with that is not just by happenstance, an accident.
02:17:07 I hope you understand that.
02:17:09 Yes, there's a lot of work that goes in.
02:17:11 No, it's really not going to turn the shit off.
02:17:14 You want to hear what he sounds like regularly?
02:17:16 Oh, yeah. Yeah.
02:17:18 Without the noise canceling.
02:17:20 The probably way everything we in the background probably quite a shit.
02:17:25 No, I can't, I'm ready for a lot.
02:17:27 He likes my ass for me.
02:17:29 He all right, you know, that'll come up.
02:17:32 Who said it?
02:17:34 I think it's, I think, like, lesson.
02:17:37 Lesson.
02:17:39 We should have that included next week's show.
02:17:41 And not one of us will remember me saying that.
02:17:44 Hear it now. That's it.
02:17:46 That's that's it. That's scary.
02:17:48 That's Gary.
02:17:48 Well, what we're hearing, what we're hearing.
02:17:51 Shooting into the room, shooting into the room,
02:17:53 getting picked up to the same microphone on the same side.
02:17:56 The same phone.
02:17:57 Yeah, yeah.
02:17:58 But my my understanding you can't let shit out.
02:18:02 I, I hooked up with Yankee Doodle Dandy,
02:18:07 right?
02:18:07 And that dude, I forgot what he uses.
02:18:10 Not Emacs, not StreamYard. It does the same thing.
02:18:13 They all do it. But, I mean, it's just nice if you don't have to do that.
02:18:17 Oh, sounds nice now.
02:18:19 Okay.
02:18:20 Sounds right.
02:18:22 Oh, it does sound nice. Now chat.
02:18:24 Fancy sound check.
02:18:25 Chat.
02:18:27 Is there anything we can do? Better? Chat.
02:18:29 No they haven't, they haven't said a single word.
02:18:32 So we go right back to having zero chat. So,
02:18:37 I had a chat.
02:18:41 So because they're mad at us, are they?
02:18:42 Man of us. Do they know?
02:18:43 You know that guy who tests out the chat never hit me in his car all the time?
02:18:49 No. Here.
02:18:49 No. We will know where to go.
02:18:54 Yes, I feel funny.
02:18:57 I feel like I was actually cracking jokes and making topical comments.
02:19:00 This is.
02:19:01 Yeah, just kind of like. Oh, they're like Bill Clinton cronies.
02:19:04 They're like, oh, get the, the whatever the seven, the fucking the rapist seven.
02:19:09 The, the what's the school?
02:19:12 Calamine.
02:19:13 Calumet.
02:19:14 Columbine. The Columbine. Seven.
02:19:16 What is it?
02:19:18 Camelot.
02:19:19 Camelot seven.
02:19:20 All they did in the,
02:19:23 this is GPT telling you having to walk to the car, right?
02:19:28 Yeah.
02:19:28 It was making, like, topical jokes,
02:19:30 and it just was, like, in one ear, out the other.
02:19:32 Like, they can say, oh, you know, listen to me.
02:19:34 Well, it's because you weren't fucking entertaining.
02:19:36 You know, I think they were mortified, right?
02:19:38 Mortified.
02:19:39 Got to watch me. Yeah. They say like,
02:19:42 did you watch the show after I left it all?
02:19:44 Or once I left, you guys just tuned out of the I, I checked,
02:19:48 I turned it off for like an hour and I went,
02:19:50 oh, yeah, I wonder if just like I looked and you were still there.
02:19:53 Did an hour later.
02:19:55 Did you watch it?
02:19:56 Because I didn't listen to back and I meant I did.
02:19:58 I watched the whole thing back a couple times actually, for the full thing.
02:20:02 The full thing. Yeah.
02:20:03 Okay.
02:20:04 The they they probably didn't even acknowledge I was even there after I left.
02:20:09 Probably. Right.
02:20:10 Oh, you know what I didn't know I didn't watch after he left.
02:20:14 Oh but they, they're, they're the type of people that just
02:20:17 they live literally in the second moment that exists.
02:20:22 Like you have to literally be there
02:20:25 for that reason.
02:20:27 Like if, if the chat didn't just say it, it didn't occur or if like,
02:20:31 I don't know, it just.
02:20:34 Wait a minute.
02:20:35 Yeah.
02:20:36 Like who's trying to have conversations?
02:20:38 I'm trying to get there.
02:20:39 But I was feeling a lot of the banter.
02:20:42 You want me to do it?
02:20:43 There's lots of, Oh, do you have it?
02:20:46 I was going to say something.
02:20:46 Yeah. Oh, lots of silent glasses.
02:20:49 If you haven't a lot of.
02:20:51 That's where I kind of was like, oh, I'm gonna pull up a link.
02:20:53 And then I'm like, none of these people will do that.
02:20:55 I'm not going to. I'm not going to with you.
02:20:57 I'm not going to work to make their show that much better.
02:20:59 I want to yeah they do.
02:21:01 And then this is no wait, definitely something to do.
02:21:04 It has had absolutely has to do with yeah I like a good definitely
02:21:09 to just make fun of somebody else who's not on screen that can't be there,
02:21:12 defend themselves. You know what I mean? Like I don't know that. Yeah.
02:21:14 Like these things definitely not going to happen.
02:21:16 I know they're they're definitely on screen.
02:21:18 They're definitely on screen for sure.
02:21:20 Yes for sure.
02:21:22 He said sure, sure.
02:21:24 New Jersey sure sure sure.
02:21:28 This woman has been born on the internet.
02:21:29 I think she's knitting.
02:21:31 She's had, she's knitting a big penis.
02:21:33 I don't know, this is the worst I have.
02:21:35 Some of the worst I have ever seen is really.
02:21:38 Watch out.
02:21:40 Like, I appreciate it, but it's like,
02:21:42 we've got way, way better than
02:21:45 we can't see the whole thing.
02:21:46 And they actually laugh at it like, that's legitimately funny.
02:21:49 I think that's hilarious.
02:21:50 I think they do it to everyone.
02:21:52 It's an inside joke.
02:21:54 Or is that just they're they're doing it out of respect to the person
02:21:57 who took their time knowing that, oh, they're going to give us money.
02:22:01 Is that what that is?
02:22:04 That's how you
02:22:05 I don't know the my Cornell Southern joke or my he said earlier, he's like,
02:22:09 I don't know if
02:22:10 I'm going to give him the boob treatment, but we'll see the boob job.
02:22:14 He sounds like apparently this is really the boob tree from Dave and Chuck.
02:22:18 These sounds like he's should be on a morning.
02:22:20 Really? Good morning.
02:22:23 And then they play, like, elephant noise.
02:22:25 You know?
02:22:26 Yeah, they literally think that that's like they're all laughing it like it's,
02:22:31 And I'm just like, that's the shittiest zoo is
02:22:34 no laughing matter.
02:22:38 I don't know, maybe I'm
02:22:39 just, you know, I'm sure he's getting a little lazy in his old age.
02:22:42 Oh, look, there's a kitty. Oh, no, that's not a kitty.
02:22:45 I don't want tiger.
02:22:46 So I wish that there was.
02:22:48 I looked hard.
02:22:50 I'm assuming this is the same footage that everyone has been
02:22:53 showing and clipping, but I wish there was more footage of this
02:22:56 because I would like to see all of it.
02:22:57 No no no no, you keep it.
02:23:03 Oh, okay.
02:23:04 Yours is a bit more clean. Okay. Whoa.
02:23:06 Okay. I'm not.
02:23:09 Oh. So, like, why did you go in there? Oh.
02:23:13 Oh well
02:23:15 that's him yelling no stop.
02:23:17 It sort of works but I just don't know.
02:23:19 It's you can't just get up and run because it's going to chase
02:23:22 like it wants to, you know, cat and mouse, you know.
02:23:26 Yeah, I don't know.
02:23:27 I grab the if my cat ever does shit or grabs onto my arm, I grab it
02:23:30 by the scruff of the neck like its mother would, but I don't.
02:23:33 You can't do that with a tiger.
02:23:34 But would you just sit there and point editor, would you?
02:23:37 You're going to get it anyways.
02:23:38 You might as well start kicking it and kick it in the face.
02:23:41 Do something.
02:23:41 I don't think the the zookeepers
02:23:43 get in there with it like this though, do they?
02:23:45 Well, that's a good point.
02:23:47 He's like, wow, they only ever give me food.
02:23:49 They never, like, dropped a whole one in on me.
02:23:50 Oh, it's like probably also like, give me the food, motherfucker.
02:23:53 Like, he thinks it's his birthday.
02:23:56 And then he's like, oh shit, you are the food.
02:23:58 And then he starts tasting blood and he's like, oh
02:24:01 yeah.
02:24:01 I don't think there was much more to the attack either.
02:24:03 He's already bit into his back and shit.
02:24:06 You just can't see it
02:24:08 like, I mean, if you was like, he's like, he ripped him.
02:24:11 He pull, he grabbed on and pulled two times.
02:24:14 Right here is the first one. Oh yeah.
02:24:16 But I don't know how much he would think he would just be dead though.
02:24:19 Like,
02:24:21 why is there like there are two saber tooth tiger puncture wounds.
02:24:26 Probably didn't get them until the infection in the back of the neck.
02:24:29 It's trauma.
02:24:29 They usually go for the kill like,
02:24:33 and they want to snap.
02:24:34 They just, you know, they go, yeah, yeah, I don't know.
02:24:38 The tiger probably doesn't even know what he's doing.
02:24:41 He's just like, I feel like this is what I was born to do.
02:24:44 Yeah, right.
02:24:45 I don't know exactly if I'm supposed to do this, but it feels right.
02:24:49 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:24:50 Oh, so he's like, these motherfuckers have been pushed me
02:24:55 with a chair and a whip for the last my entire life.
02:24:58 And then they put a little guy in here like this.
02:25:03 They need a safeword, and it's not.
02:25:04 Stop.
02:25:06 It's my favorite part.
02:25:07 That's not really my favorite. It's like Queer Hollow.
02:25:09 I mean, listen to him.
02:25:11 He puts his finger up his index finger.
02:25:13 Oh, and it works. Oh.
02:25:17 If he kept that up.
02:25:18 But I don't feel the energy for it.
02:25:21 Yeah.
02:25:21 Then somebody in the crowd starts yelling and then snaps the cat back to distract,
02:25:25 as if the. Yeah, as if that's going to work.
02:25:27 Hey, over here!
02:25:29 If anything, he literally more it literally snapped him
02:25:32 right back into kill mode. Watch his foot.
02:25:34 He was like, oh, stop.
02:25:35 Yeah, I remember listen to the humans like, he was like still.
02:25:46 It's like, what is that?
02:25:48 Maybe if I eat this guy, that noise, I'll stop.
02:25:53 Unless that's what killed him like that right there is what?
02:25:55 Like then he bled out later or something, or.
02:25:57 Holy shit. What just happened?
02:26:00 What did I do?
02:26:02 I would like to see the full video.
02:26:05 Wouldn't you?
02:26:06 Will just say this'll help my.
02:26:20 So they got the cow catchers
02:26:21 on the phone for the.
02:26:26 Yeah,
02:26:28 they used to have one, so they changed them.
02:26:31 The original ones look like a blade.
02:26:33 Literally like a curved blade with a sharp thing. They.
02:26:35 The whole point was to to slaughter
02:26:37 it, just destroy it so that it doesn't impact the train.
02:26:39 Now, they had these little nice little nudge ones off to the side.
02:26:52 Of the cow tipping like harms them. But,
02:26:57 Okay. He's not a real thing.
02:26:59 Yeah. You can't typical.
02:27:00 Go try.
02:27:01 Yeah, yeah, he you can't push over.
02:27:04 Three quarter ton animal.
02:27:07 Sure you can.
02:27:09 No, you cannot, I mean, oh, you big rebar.
02:27:13 I guess maybe. No.
02:27:16 So this just is all folklore.
02:27:18 Yes. Yeah.
02:27:20 Okay.
02:27:21 I it's telling me it's like in the scouts, you always go snipe hunting
02:27:25 or you go to that, you sneak up on a cow or push it over.
02:27:30 You cannot push it over.
02:27:31 Who's you run for?
02:27:33 Fucking the cow was like hitting a brick wall.
02:27:35 And this is cast calf pushing.
02:27:38 Oh, now that's just rude.
02:27:39 Calf tipping.
02:27:41 Yeah. Veal got to wash my car.
02:27:43 It's really dirty.
02:27:45 But the car wash is only 100ft away.
02:27:48 Should I walk or drive?
02:27:52 That's.
02:27:53 It's only 100ft.
02:27:55 I'd say walk. Well.
02:27:56 Thank you. Wait a minute. Yeah.
02:27:59 Okay, so a gas walk over there and then wash my car?
02:28:04 Yeah.
02:28:04 Walk over to the wash sample and then walk back or drive.
02:28:09 Obviously it's I thought back to super quick.
02:28:15 And you avoid starting the car again.
02:28:18 Right. Complete. Well I never had
02:28:19 to start in the first place because I left it at home.
02:28:28 So leave my car,
02:28:31 go wash it, doesn't know, then walk back.
02:28:35 Yeah, Park it at home, walk to the wash and walk back
02:28:39 when it's done.
02:28:43 Okay.
02:28:43 So how does it get washed,
02:28:46 you stupid?
02:28:47 Oh, usually you drive into the bay.
02:28:51 Yeah, yeah, but you tell me to walk there.
02:28:57 You walk there, but for the wash
02:29:01 probably requires the car.
02:29:03 Are you sure?
02:29:04 So, yeah.
02:29:07 Car washes typically need.
02:29:09 Okay, so I'll walk there with, like, next to my car.
02:29:14 Yeah. That makes sense.
02:29:15 And then walk home.
02:29:19 Right. That works. Right.
02:29:20 That works right there.
02:29:24 If you're up for it.
02:29:25 Sure. But he said sure.
02:29:28 Do I need simple. It was.
02:29:32 We've got it wrong.
02:29:33 Really simple.
02:29:33 Test drive it through well normal.
02:29:36 Then walk home afterwards.
02:29:38 So leave my car there.
02:29:40 Right? Right.
02:29:43 Gonna wash my car. It's really dirty.
02:29:45 No good for me?
02:29:47 Sure.
02:29:47 Hundred fair way.
02:29:48 Should I?
02:29:51 Did I send in any more videos because I think I did he.
02:29:54 Oh yeah. So many.
02:29:57 Okay, good. Let's clown
02:29:59 letter quick man
02:30:02 I'm not trying to tie up time on time to spur conversation.
02:30:10 So car wash,
02:30:11 walking in the car wash thing is very funny to me
02:30:15 because there is there is a disconnect there.
02:30:18 It would make more sense to walk if it wasn't
02:30:21 for the whole not having the current Star Wars thing,
02:30:24 but I think it was the baby that drove all the way to the vet.
02:30:29 Without her dog.
02:30:32 Yeah, I've had conversations with super smart people
02:30:35 and they're kind of dumb on the most simplest things, right?
02:30:38 Right.
02:30:38 That's the thing.
02:30:39 That's right. I was trying to get that part of
02:30:41 their brain that was supposed to teach them.
02:30:42 Just to walk without looking funny is thinking about something else.
02:30:48 Yeah.
02:30:48 I'm starting to get distracted.
02:30:51 That's why he had burn holes in. Is wondering.
02:30:54 Really?
02:30:55 You don't think it was from the math?
02:30:57 And probably some of it was something to do with it.
02:31:02 It's gonna be huge.
02:31:04 Huge try. Oh, almost.
02:31:07 Introducing a spectacular complex one that was complex.
02:31:11 Oh, I like this right after the other one.
02:31:14 Over 2001 pieces, 2001 very specific.
02:31:18 This extraordinary construction is truly in a class of its own. Man.
02:31:23 That's high.
02:31:23 How would you even get down?
02:31:25 Featuring an impressive observation deck.
02:31:28 What's that for? Flying.
02:31:30 Where?
02:31:31 And of course, two airplanes.
02:31:34 Perfect for high flying adventures.
02:31:36 And, limited possibility. But.
02:31:41 And it pairs beautifully
02:31:43 with the complex pentagon and command center.
02:31:47 What was that?
02:31:48 I have no idea.
02:31:49 Naturally, accidents do happen.
02:31:52 Fortunately. Coming up.
02:31:53 Strike three. Building effortless blocks.
02:31:56 One that towers complex for those who simply demand more classes
02:32:01 with $200 million
02:32:02 by getting hit by terrorist organizations, governments, airlines,
02:32:05 insurance companies, architectural firm, demolition companies,
02:32:07 international shipping conglomerates,
02:32:09 this man, like the NFL, is rigged.
02:32:12 All right, so why am I here?
02:32:15 I don't know who that guy is. Pay attention.
02:32:17 But the next play will be a false start.
02:32:21 And so on.
02:32:22 Detroit, we know that this guy will start false start.
02:32:26 Let's next before it even happens.
02:32:29 But we have soccer history.
02:32:30 And look how sleek the movement is.
02:32:33 What happens?
02:32:33 Remember that you want to be a little play action.
02:32:37 Would you like
02:32:39 functional motion.
02:32:41 Oh oh
02:32:43 what.
02:32:44 Oh there's a fly start I wonder what it ever could be.
02:32:51 Oh oh.
02:32:55 So the is in.
02:32:57 And that's our beloved story line.
02:33:01 May I put on my skeptic hat for a minute?
02:33:05 Yeah. Yes.
02:33:07 Anything I'm about to say does not necessarily exclude
02:33:10 every other suspicion that the NFL does of wrongdoing.
02:33:13 I have no fucking idea.
02:33:15 But in this particular instance, if it was,
02:33:19 why would we have the other 151 plays that he did at least one other one?
02:33:24 Another example of him, one more example.
02:33:27 So what they're suggesting is this is the director.
02:33:30 He somehow gets the play or the script called into his headset,
02:33:33 and he then signals to somebody wide open in the, in the wide open,
02:33:39 as stupid as banging on a trash can, if you will shout out to the the Astros.
02:33:46 And then we have no other plays,
02:33:49 no other examples of him making any motions.
02:33:53 What if his headset was quiet the rest of the game
02:33:56 and they just said, make this one an offsides?
02:33:59 And he says, okay, give me a false start.
02:34:02 And they did it for why?
02:34:05 For a prop bet, tilt.
02:34:09 I mean, I doubt, I doubt one false start.
02:34:12 Pretty sure this is what might be wrong.
02:34:16 That that might have been a different clip
02:34:19 from a different game or a different side of the NFL.
02:34:23 Given after or before.
02:34:25 It could have had nothing to do with that play.
02:34:28 The way they edited it, it really did it.
02:34:31 It it edited it, it it it then it is it.
02:34:33 It's unnaturally better than it is. It
02:34:36 was, was
02:34:38 to make this think that he called a false start before
02:34:42 like a false start isn't a play a call play.
02:34:45 That guy is not on the Detroit Lions coaching staff, by the way.
02:34:48 By the way, that guy's not on the Lions coaching staff.
02:34:52 What is he doing saying they're calling false start before a false start?
02:34:56 I would bet.
02:34:58 All right.
02:34:58 So this game was last year, the black uniforms, because it's on Netflix.
02:35:02 It was Christmas Day.
02:35:07 What else do we actually know that is real.
02:35:09 Before we go any further here
02:35:12 I think that's all the man I had no clue man.
02:35:15 Yeah I would bet it's a timing issue because if this was really the case,
02:35:18 we would have him signaling.
02:35:20 Oh really?
02:35:21 Other plays I would, I would assume that he's
02:35:23 just an NFL official that his job is to relay to some other observer
02:35:28 whatever the referee is doing.
02:35:30 And then they just showed it. No way beforehand.
02:35:32 Everyone knows, too, that Netflix has a huge delay.
02:35:35 They have a production thing.
02:35:36 They show plays that happened not in real time.
02:35:40 There's no actual chronological order.
02:35:43 I mean, there is overall, but not during each scene.
02:35:45 They sure whatever they want,
02:35:47 they should work with the coaches while the coaches on the sideline.
02:35:49 Clearly they were right moments.
02:35:52 So okay, so this guy on the sideline
02:35:54 has the radio feed and he knows what play happened before.
02:35:59 It plays live in front of him. That's what I'm saying.
02:36:02 So he can tell me guys what's going to be called
02:36:05 before they even do it.
02:36:08 Yeah.
02:36:09 But I think that's ridiculous.
02:36:11 I think what we I'm sure that's ridiculous.
02:36:13 They wanted it ridiculous right after the play happened.
02:36:16 They wanted the coach's reaction.
02:36:18 And there's no way all these things happen in a perfect order for pleasing
02:36:21 show, right? We can agree that they added
02:36:25 it wasn't even an editing trick.
02:36:26 It was just they played the clip and said it was before. Yep.
02:36:32 Yeah. All right.
02:36:34 So you see this guy right here?
02:36:35 I don't know who that guy is paying attention, but the next play
02:36:39 will be a Honolulu blitz on Detroit.
02:36:44 Now watch I'm watching this guy's all star.
02:36:46 All star start.
02:36:47 That's next before it even happens.
02:36:50 I don't think it was editing because Campbell was still calling a play.
02:36:53 I don't know if he was calling this play run.
02:36:56 It looks legitimate.
02:36:58 He did it before it happened.
02:37:00 Remember that? That's true.
02:37:02 You don't call a false start.
02:37:06 Maybe he was doing the shimmy.
02:37:08 It was something that looks.
02:37:10 We're connecting it to a false start signal.
02:37:12 Maybe some other signal.
02:37:15 It looked a lot like the false.
02:37:17 The very same false start signal that the referee may get an asset or
02:37:21 when he called the play, what do you call a penalty for a few 2 or 3 hours?
02:37:26 There are situations in which you would take your penalty
02:37:30 because it benefits your team.
02:37:34 What was that one of those situations?
02:37:36 I never thought of it that way. Brady. But very true.
02:37:39 That was Gary.
02:37:42 I didn't know that. Man.
02:37:44 I don't know that right.
02:37:46 Not a single eyewitness ever wrote about Jesus.
02:37:49 Not the people he healed, not his disciples.
02:37:51 Not a single eyewitness ever wrote about the story.
02:37:54 Is the greatest story ever told because it was copied over and over and over.
02:37:59 Agreed.
02:38:00 But that doesn't take away the validity of the story
02:38:03 or the enduring message or even the truth.
02:38:07 There within.
02:38:09 So what does?
02:38:11 But don't you think the power, the power of the story
02:38:14 could be the fact that it is propagated through these cultures?
02:38:19 Let's see the astrology behind this.
02:38:21 If it is truth by definition, that's how it would work.
02:38:24 The truth underlies the story.
02:38:26 The truth is using the story as a vessel to reach you.
02:38:31 Okay,
02:38:33 I'm not saying I agree.
02:38:34 I'm saying that's that.
02:38:35 That's
02:38:37 just because there's no way.
02:38:39 Why does similarities in different cultures negate them all somehow?
02:38:43 Oh well, they did it to Simpsons, did it?
02:38:45 Bro.
02:38:46 Simpson did it.
02:38:47 Oh, the simple fact that it is borrows from a bunch of cultures,
02:38:52 or has a lot of similarities to other,
02:38:55 scripture
02:38:58 actually lends to its credibility.
02:39:00 You're right.
02:39:02 I'm sorry.
02:39:03 I thought you said I was.
02:39:05 I misheard for all throughout history.
02:39:08 So the Bible doesn't condemn astrology.
02:39:10 The Bible is astrology, the story of the sun and his 12 disciples.
02:39:13 As above, so below.
02:39:15 Just like the Hermetic principles that pre-date the Bible, say
02:39:17 the story of the sun going through the 12 zodiac signs as told by the four Gospels
02:39:21 Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, or the four seasons spring, summer, fall and winter
02:39:25 and this is why Jesus is always pictured
02:39:27 with a sun behind him, the light of the world, the Son of God.
02:39:30 See, church and religion realized that they could profit off of fear.
02:39:33 They externalize your power for profit to make you think that there's a God
02:39:37 and a devil outside of you, watching you and judging everything you do.
02:39:40 And that couldn't be more wrong.
02:39:41 Heaven and hell aren't physical places.
02:39:43 They're states of mind inside of you.
02:39:45 The Temple of Solomon is you. The Tree of knowledge is you.
02:39:48 The Tree of Life is you, God and the universe.
02:39:51 It's all you.
02:39:52 Churches bring in more tax free money annually than I love some pennies
02:39:56 in Silicon Valley combined.
02:39:57 They profit off of fear and control and realize
02:39:59 if you ever learn these esoteric teachings,
02:40:02 their time here is done and they don't want them.
02:40:03 Thankfully, though, I believe that we're entering a new age
02:40:06 where people are waking up and not believing of of blind faith alone.
02:40:09 If religious dogma has never sat right with you,
02:40:11 and you've always wanted to do a deep dive but didn't know where to start,
02:40:14 I highly recommend you guys check out these books.
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02:40:17 Oh, you shut the fuck. Not a single. I would.
02:40:22 You have nothing of relevance to say
02:40:24 it's the Brady Brady I don't know organize.
02:40:28 That's above.
02:40:29 And so below because he's so close Brady.
02:40:33 And for sure we're doing it our way.
02:40:36 We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady
02:40:40 and your show it's Brady and drawer extension.
02:40:45 The Brady drawer.
02:40:47 Your little fucking podcast is worth it.
02:40:50 Later later wait wait wait wait
02:40:53 wait wait wait wait wait wait.
02:40:56 Where did you get your little fucking purchase for your pocket?
02:41:01 Right?
02:41:01 You brutal fucking parties for this, for you.
02:41:05 But you.
02:41:05 But you blew the fucking parties for this.
02:41:08 You broke your virtual world.
02:41:11 You sure?
02:41:12 Yeah.
02:41:12 You you you walk in late with a the great like a headline.
02:41:16 The refusing to go back up on down by the door.
02:41:19 You said it was not the best. It was. No, I made my own.
02:41:22 No, wait.
02:41:23 What did you say?
02:41:25 One step. Two.
02:41:26 I don't know, I literally just plugged the drop into it
02:41:31 in this, you know, and you said make a fucking.
02:41:34 Yeah, that's gangster ass rat, blah blah, blah blah.
02:41:37 And so it wrote those lyrics on its own.
02:41:39 I did try to fuck around with With Pounds Hollow, a little bit on the,
02:41:43 on the rap side, I just, I did one verse, but
02:41:47 same kind of stuff.
02:41:49 Choppers for the fucking cities drive by
02:41:53 I the I down with
02:41:56 I wonder why what I
02:42:00 wagging my.
02:42:06 0000000.
02:42:12 For all of We want to talk to you.
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02:42:18 God breaks off all these chuckle like a trucker.
02:42:23 I was praying liquor.
02:42:25 You drop. What the fuck?
02:42:26 I'm holding this back strap, you dick rest on my dick!
02:42:31 Wait! You bitch!
02:42:32 Make for this.
02:42:33 Take so deep with that, I'll get back to plastic wrap.
02:42:36 This is before you fish that which say is beach bitch.
02:42:40 Beach.
02:42:41 Can't wait to feel day.
02:42:46 Yeah, that's all I did
02:42:48 I couldn't I wasn't, I couldn't go any further
02:42:51 I don't know, it's hard to, take really basic rafts
02:42:55 and then try to make them more complicated without like, just skewing.
02:42:58 Everything else is going on. I know my truth.
02:43:01 Excuse me.
02:43:01 I know my truth.
02:43:02 Did you say I know my truth?
02:43:05 Oh, boy, I do.
02:43:08 Your little fucking practice is worth it.
02:43:11 Like.
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02:43:16 I wanted to let them know that this podcast is worth it.
02:43:20 Don't let anyone ever tell you that
02:43:23 I got hijacked.
02:43:24 When I got there, I got hijacked by money. Fuck.
02:43:26 I want to bring this up to.
02:43:27 But yeah, I got hijacked my money
02:43:29 for like, a good a 20 minutes, half hour in the driveway.
02:43:32 I love money.
02:43:33 She was like on a on a tangent.
02:43:35 Okay. Oh, she had a lot of shit in her mind.
02:43:37 And she was just like,
02:43:38 fucking this thing that thing.
02:43:40 But we had a conversation about taking trees out and shit, so it was all good shit.
02:43:46 I miss them people.
02:43:49 Yeah.
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02:44:19 What?
02:44:20 Who would,
02:44:23 a good job that was like a ranger.
02:44:26 Like.
02:44:27 Oh, no, there's nothing. Brilliant.
02:44:30 What a good job.
02:44:31 It's almost real.
02:44:32 It's almost lifelike.
02:44:35 When you find out she looks she looks horrible.
02:44:38 Until you find out she's 140 years old.
02:44:41 Right.
02:44:41 And then she looks fucking damn good.
02:44:47 I want to do this for me.
02:44:48 Oh, if you like that. Don't remember when she's younger.
02:44:51 She looks like a,
02:44:53 lively human being.
02:44:57 Doesn't look surprised all the same at all.
02:44:59 Every. Wow.
02:45:02 Does it look like it could be like a horror movie villain?
02:45:06 Like.
02:45:08 Yeah.
02:45:08 The meme that was going around was the mask from They Live.
02:45:12 No, but it's sort of like it.
02:45:15 My girlfriend and I,
02:45:17 we went to our, favorite,
02:45:19 one of our favorite wineries out on the west side of Michigan.
02:45:23 And, there was this, this group of four people
02:45:26 that came in, and it was, you know, normal group of people.
02:45:29 Everything was normal other than the one chick had, like,
02:45:33 that kind of she was female.
02:45:35 She was still presenting as female, but she had the kind of hair that parts
02:45:39 and then kind of curls up a little, a little bit.
02:45:42 But then she had like literally like it she, I said,
02:45:46 it was like the,
02:45:47 the, the, the, the thing from the saw movies,
02:45:51 whatever you want to call that, that little mask thing.
02:45:54 I know the white face with the red cheeks.
02:45:56 Yeah, yeah.
02:45:57 The mask. Yeah.
02:45:58 She was like white face. Like it was.
02:46:00 Yeah, she was white faced.
02:46:01 It was with the with the little, like a little bit of rosy cheeks.
02:46:05 I got, you know, it was clownish.
02:46:06 It was clown esque.
02:46:07 It was weird.
02:46:07 It was like, it was confusing.
02:46:10 And she was walking around like, as if.
02:46:12 Oh, no one's going to look at me funny.
02:46:17 But oh, those people or those are just the people with more the like.
02:46:20 Are they mentally better than me?
02:46:22 Because it looks like a lot of times that they're not, but
02:46:24 because I wouldn't walk outside like that, because I would know
02:46:27 that people would just like, look at me and like, laugh at me whether they did it.
02:46:32 And I could
02:46:33 hear them or they just did it internally.
02:46:37 I don't think you should worry about when people laugh at you internally.
02:46:41 I mean, I
02:46:43 sure I don't care if I look the fuck the fuck out of my head,
02:46:47 make it a point to purposefully look the fool and then walk out, you know?
02:46:52 I mean, like a
02:46:54 I definitely try to purposely look the fool.
02:46:57 If it gets a laugh, I'll do anything.
02:46:59 No. Yes.
02:47:00 But not to that extent.
02:47:02 Where you're going to paint your face.
02:47:05 You're chalky white.
02:47:06 It seems to be the rose on your cheeks.
02:47:08 Put some red lipstick on and then go out looking like a fucking mime to a winery.
02:47:13 And just act like you're not wearing a, you know, a mime costume.
02:47:17 Your mime faced.
02:47:20 I think I'm going to dress up
02:47:20 as Lindsay Clancy this year.
02:47:24 Why would you do that?
02:47:28 Because everyone is.
02:47:29 Everyone is.
02:47:30 But nobody else is going to drag
02:47:31 three fake children tied with rubber bands around their wheelchair, right?
02:47:34 That would be hilarious.
02:47:35 I don't know if, you'd have to do one at a time.
02:47:37 It would take you a while that you'd have to do the block three times.
02:47:40 You know, if you're going around the block trick or treating.
02:47:44 Yeah, I don't know. I don't have kids.
02:47:46 They look at people we, I remember seeing like, hey, do you see the that guy's kid?
02:47:51 He just seems to be walking around the neighborhood
02:47:55 red flag.
02:47:56 Well.
02:47:57 Oh, well, when when do you see him?
02:47:59 When he doesn't have a kid for a while, and then all of a sudden he does.
02:48:02 Then it's a red flag.
02:48:04 Yeah, he hears someone, but, yeah, it is weird.
02:48:06 The whole whole Lindsey Clancy thing is, I can tell you a fucking number 35 there.
02:48:11 But,
02:48:13 it is weird that everybody's on board
02:48:15 for that Lindsey Clancy thing, but no one gives a fuck about that check
02:48:19 that they tried to kill, and then they keep botching her death.
02:48:22 Well, because she killed somebody a long time ago.
02:48:25 She's been. She killed one person.
02:48:28 Oh, okay.
02:48:29 I guess that's not one too many.
02:48:32 I don't know, it wasn't a child. And it wasn't three of them.
02:48:34 We have, chat from flag.
02:48:37 We have a chat. Holy shit.
02:48:39 Interact. Chat. Interact.
02:48:41 Oh, yeah.
02:48:42 That's like an interaction between people, you know, like when people interact.
02:48:46 Oh, that's a great point. Chat.
02:48:47 That's awesome.
02:48:48 I love you. That's flag.
02:48:49 Flags said interact.
02:48:51 We love you.
02:48:52 Chat if you can just
02:48:53 if you just get hearts, can you put hearts in the chat
02:48:55 to let us know how you feel about you have something else to say
02:48:58 because we need I don't know what else to say next
02:49:00 that your emojis should float up on the screen.
02:49:04 Very exciting.
02:49:06 So exciting.
02:49:08 It's the best.
02:49:09 Hey hey flag,
02:49:12 thanks for your comment.
02:49:13 Come on now.
02:49:14 We were being positive.
02:49:15 Now it sounds like you're making fun,
02:49:19 As if I wasn't their entire fucking show.
02:49:23 I appreciate them,
02:49:25 I don't dislike them, I just I don't think
02:49:28 we're ever going to be able to invite any guests on the show, is what I think.
02:49:32 They're not going to understand it.
02:49:35 Like, why wouldn't they?
02:49:36 You know, that's just your weird get.
02:49:38 I guess I just don't want to ask.
02:49:39 You don't think people understand?
02:49:41 I think they understand.
02:49:44 I like them. Well, I think we should try.
02:49:46 Let's sit here for five minutes and not say anything and see how long we can last.
02:49:49 See how long the chat will
02:49:52 not go.
02:49:54 Are we going to go to the number 35 or.
02:49:55 No, because that's where I was. Yeah, sure.
02:49:58 Whatever you want.
02:49:59 You just tell me and I'll do it.
02:50:01 Blow me.
02:50:05 Up. I'm softer than just sitting around waiting for the chat.
02:50:08 Right?
02:50:10 Every time.
02:50:10 Every show for the last couple weeks.
02:50:12 At 1250, it's Patch Tuesday.
02:50:14 My computer starts just shutting down and doing a bunch of shit.
02:50:17 Oh, is that your problem?
02:50:18 You're distracted.
02:50:22 Wait, it's the fatal tiger.
02:50:23 I'm confused.
02:50:24 It says Christa Pike.
02:50:28 Well, we can see the news.
02:50:29 The news does that. They check. Oh, here. Wait. Is this.
02:50:31 No. Oh, it's down there.
02:50:32 You know, it's not a video.
02:50:36 Well, whatever.
02:50:36 They released her from the hospital or some shit, and it's like,
02:50:39 if I don't know why they are taking her to the hospital.
02:50:42 Because the hospital is
02:50:43 where you take someone to cure them from something and the like.
02:50:46 We're trying to do the opposite.
02:50:48 Like when when the death penalty isn't working and they're not dying yet.
02:50:51 I don't know, like,
02:50:54 let's give them it.
02:50:55 Give her another dose. Oh, it's not working.
02:50:57 Let's give her more.
02:50:58 Oh, it's not working. Let's get the gun then.
02:51:00 You know, like I don't.
02:51:01 I don't understand what that's exactly what they did to my father.
02:51:04 If we've never given somebody this much morphine before,
02:51:09 I've heard the argument of, like, oh, you.
02:51:11 They brought her to the because cruel and unusual punishment.
02:51:14 And it's like, no, no.
02:51:15 Almost killing her,
02:51:17 taking her to the hospital and trying to cure her
02:51:19 just so you can take her back and kill her again.
02:51:21 That's cruel and unusual like that.
02:51:24 Putting a mouse in a bag, banging it against the dumpster and looking.
02:51:28 Just doing it lightly. Once looking inside.
02:51:30 Doing it again. Looking inside.
02:51:32 Yeah. If you accidentally like.
02:51:34 I don't want to hurt him the wrong way.
02:51:36 I don't want to kill him the wrong way.
02:51:38 What was it I fucking, when I went outside to remove my,
02:51:41 I put my trash outside and I forgot to actually take it out.
02:51:44 I shut the garage door like a dipshit
02:51:45 because I thought maybe we're going to adds up to it.
02:51:47 When I went back out there, there was like a fucking, big
02:51:50 ass fucking, both or, toad and, like,
02:51:54 those things come out of nowhere if and I've had it happen before where, like,
02:51:59 you know, you may be walk in at night
02:52:01 and you kind of like, step on one or step on it.
02:52:03 And you kind of heard it.
02:52:04 Even a spider, a fucking bug, anything.
02:52:07 And you don't just let it come.
02:52:13 You know, because it's not gonna it's in pain.
02:52:15 It's not going to you. Come on.
02:52:17 You got to finish the job.
02:52:19 That's what my mouse in the bag story was about.
02:52:22 Yeah. You don't want. Yeah, right? Yeah.
02:52:25 I'm going to look again just to see if he's okay.
02:52:27 Oh, he's still moving.
02:52:28 Now. By that time, you feel still way too late.
02:52:31 That means I don't yet have the actual question you're trying to ask you.
02:52:36 So what's the question? What is this?
02:52:39 What is the question?
02:52:43 Is that Jamie, a British?
02:52:44 Jamie? What was that?
02:52:47 And we tripping balls.
02:52:52 The fuck was that?
02:52:54 That was, Jamie.
02:52:55 But it was British chat. GPT. Jamie.
02:52:58 Forget it. Acid or a half a hit.
02:53:01 And make sure you're into it for a few 2 or 3 hours.
02:53:04 Man, it's about 2 or 3 hours. It.
02:53:07 Yeah. He can't hear us, though. I don't know what's wrong with the mic.
02:53:09 I have to figure that out. And I'm not doing it right now.
02:53:15 Well, I don't give a shit, but yeah,
02:53:17 I thought it was quite interesting about, Because what are they going to do?
02:53:19 And why isn't why there's nobody coming to that woman's defense.
02:53:23 Because I thought we loved women.
02:53:25 We just love women.
02:53:27 I do love women and children.
02:53:31 Wait.
02:53:31 So hold on to Krista.
02:53:34 Pike didn't kill her child.
02:53:35 She killed somebody else, right?
02:53:38 Yeah. Yeah.
02:53:39 I don't.
02:53:42 I don't know why
02:53:43 I take those at two different
02:53:46 intensity levels. Killing somebody. Wow.
02:53:48 Old Collins. Slimer!
02:53:50 In January 1995, the brutal murder took place in Knoxville,
02:53:54 Tennessee, where both young women, oh, Colleen Slim
02:53:58 Young lose her students at a job Corpse
02:54:01 training center.
02:54:06 She came, convinced that the other bitch was trying to steal her boyfriend.
02:54:11 Passion.
02:54:13 Passion is definitely the word.
02:54:14 The bitch.
02:54:15 In an isolated,
02:54:18 abandoned steam plant at the university Tennessee campus.
02:54:22 What the fuck do you want?
02:54:24 There's an abandoned steam plant at the University of Tennessee campus
02:54:29 that people can sneak into the fuck.
02:54:32 Over the course of several hours, Pike and her accomplices tortured slimmer.
02:54:37 Sumner was severely beaten, stabbed, and pentagram was carved into her chest,
02:54:43 and Pike ultimately bludgeoned her to death
02:54:46 with an asphalt chunk
02:54:49 pipe kept a piece of Slammers skull as a trophy.
02:54:52 Okay, maybe this bitch does deserve to die.
02:54:54 Yeah, she doesn't.
02:54:54 And we're we're worried about her suffering.
02:55:00 No, you said we.
02:55:01 You're using the word we very loosely.
02:55:03 I don't care about the rest of the people or the rest of the people.
02:55:06 I care about what you said.
02:55:07 I don't want to keep killing her, making her,
02:55:09 you know, bringing her back to life or whatever.
02:55:12 See, the problem is, though, is it's rumored that the state
02:55:15 is doing it on purpose for, you know, like, because they're against
02:55:19 the whole death penalty thing.
02:55:23 So. So this is some rogue I don't know if it is it the anesthesiologist?
02:55:27 I don't know the person who administers the killing drugs.
02:55:30 One one puts her to sleep and the other one kills her.
02:55:33 And apparently they're not using enough dosage
02:55:36 because they don't want to kill her.
02:55:39 But see, when you admit it, there's only one person administering the drug.
02:55:42 There's a lot of guilt with that.
02:55:43 That's why when there's a firing squad, if there's five of them,
02:55:46 from what I've heard, like three of them have live, why doesn't two of dog.
02:55:49 So nobody knows who actually killed,
02:55:51 who's just fired the sensor driven robot that just, you know,
02:55:55 sticks you with a bunch of different shit and you're done.
02:55:58 They it should, they should.
02:56:00 You should be given way too much on purpose to make sure it gets done.
02:56:05 Well, I don't understand.
02:56:06 What I don't want to waste money.
02:56:09 I could have a 400,000,000,000,000 terabyte hard drive for the police.
02:56:13 Can't be that expensive.
02:56:17 Yeah, I know it's cruel and unusual punishment.
02:56:19 I think bleach would be pretty horrific.
02:56:22 I don't think it would be pleasant.
02:56:24 Not that it has to be pleasant.
02:56:27 I mean, it doesn't sound like what she did.
02:56:28 This other person was pleasant. So, you know.
02:56:31 Right. Yeah, I don't know. There's.
02:56:33 You just you just answered it. You solved it.
02:56:35 However you kill somebody, that's how you're executed.
02:56:37 Well, that's why I've said that for a long time.
02:56:40 And probably until you get, you get 100% credit.
02:56:43 I don't if it's a good idea, I don't care who started it.
02:56:46 If you're raped, do you get raped as well?
02:56:48 Right. You know, I mean, like a an eye for an eye.
02:56:51 The punishment fits the crime.
02:56:56 Exactly.
02:56:56 You said on my carpet. Hey. Yeah.
02:56:59 You're not going to shit on my carpet, motherfucker.
02:57:01 I'm going to shit on you.
02:57:05 I have no idea what the sound is for this one.
02:57:08 I like the music, man, but you gotta tune it down.
02:57:11 Just tidbit
02:57:13 to think that there shouldn't be.
02:57:15 There should be,
02:57:19 No, I can't hear anything.
02:57:21 I'm pretty sure they're black. Who?
02:57:29 The buttons are black.
02:57:30 Text on black fucking screen. I thought you're talking about.
02:57:33 That.
02:57:33 Was found dead on the side of the road in Monterey County today.
02:57:37 What did he say about them?
02:57:39 That's ahead.
02:57:41 But first, breaking news.
02:57:42 In the case of baby Angelita, the newborn that was found dead
02:57:46 on the side of the road in Monterey County.
02:57:48 That's not even here.
02:57:49 This part about the story out there. Investigation.
02:57:52 ABC seven Eyewitness News anchor Karina Nova is here now
02:57:55 with what they just revealed. Karina.
02:57:56 Well, everyone involved in the case said today this was one of the more emotionally
02:58:00 difficult investigations they've worked on because it involves the alleged sexual
02:58:06 and the death of her newborn, known as baby.
02:58:09 Only the sexual abuse.
02:58:12 But little was born to the 14 year
02:58:14 old victim impregnated by her father, Sergio Gallo.
02:58:17 How they picked that has since been arrested in Mexico,
02:58:21 where he, and his social.
02:58:23 If I was that infant, I might want to be thrown from a moving vehicle.
02:58:28 Well, I
02:58:30 the cops had 500 pictures to choose from
02:58:32 and they picked the most pedophile, Sergio Galvez.
02:58:36 I think they all look that way because he is where he got pregnant by her.
02:58:40 Yeah, but the victim in.
02:58:44 Definitely on social media
02:58:46 trying to look like a fucking nun.
02:58:49 Terminated by her father, Sergio Galvez Perez.
02:58:52 Perez has since been arrested in Mexico, where he fled with the 14 year old,
02:58:57 who was found safe there by Mexican authorities today.
02:59:00 Investigators revealed Mexico has a baby died on August 1st
02:59:05 since one in Moss Landing.
02:59:07 They say the baby was likely run over by a car
02:59:10 driven by the 14 year old mother holding records.
02:59:14 Alpr data, which is automated license plate reader reader data
02:59:20 and what really
02:59:22 first made it very smoothly using flock cameras.
02:59:26 And so far we have not found any clear evidence
02:59:29 of him in any way, encouraging all the way in the death of baby.
02:59:33 I love him up.
02:59:35 Okay, well, this doesn't mean he's not going to be in prison.
02:59:38 That really.
02:59:41 Lies somewhere better is the moment
02:59:44 detective blah blah blah.
02:59:47 No luck again.
02:59:48 But detectives say they also cannot confirm
02:59:50 whether Sergio Galvez Perez knew the baby was his.
02:59:53 They also say they got to say all 4 or 5 of his names.
02:59:56 Ever been to the baby? Was is.
02:59:58 I don't think that part matters.
03:00:00 The mother of the 14 year old has.
03:00:02 Well, it's not incest as of now.
03:00:04 No charges have been filed for any.
03:00:07 I mean Julieta, but Sergio Galvez, he didn't take that one check mark off
03:00:11 charges.
03:00:12 Investigators are working to extradite him and the 14 year old from Mexico.
03:00:17 Well, a very, very heavy, heavy burden
03:00:21 tonight about a we had a very there and
03:00:25 but let's go ahead terrorist chasing those who had the pet have questions.
03:00:29 Was he molesting the 14 year old or the 14 year old's baby?
03:00:33 Well, the 14 year old
03:00:35 had the baby, so I'm pretty sure was like 13 or maybe 12.
03:00:39 I don't know how old was the baby
03:00:42 if it was from a 14 year old, I hope pretty young.
03:00:46 It's a baby.
03:00:47 She had to have been at least 13 of them when he was fucking with her.
03:00:49 Or, you know,
03:00:53 fucking with her.
03:00:53 That's one way to put it.
03:00:55 They're just fucking around.
03:00:58 Again, this shocking turn on a bus
03:01:01 when they started yelling racial slurs at the couple and the entire scene
03:01:04 caught on camera, CBS California investigator Katie Weiss spoke
03:01:08 with the bride to be about what seemed to set the woman off.
03:01:13 This is the next
03:01:16 what she's saying.
03:01:17 It's.
03:01:19 Hayley Lugo says the engagement moment
03:01:22 she's dreamed up for years was almost ruined when an angry woman
03:01:26 shouted at them Friday evening at Crescent Bay Point Park in Laguna Beach.
03:01:30 Being like, how could somebody be so cruel?
03:01:33 It's such a beautiful moment.
03:01:35 Haley Sister Trinity says it began when she was preparing
03:01:38 to record the big proposal.
03:01:40 She says a woman walked up to her telling her she was calling the police.
03:01:44 Trinity started recording with her meta glasses.
03:01:47 Oh well, isn't that convenient?
03:01:49 Wait a minute.
03:01:50 Yeah, and I think this is just an advertisement for five
03:01:55 Ray-Ban metal glasses.
03:01:58 Anybody will ever walk up to you and say.
03:02:02 Well, now you can catch them with your own
03:02:04 little body cam and you're Ray-Ban better than them.
03:02:08 That little kid, you call him a nigga.
03:02:09 How police are coming out here, they're going to make you tear it now.
03:02:12 No, I understand man. We'll be out. I don't come comment.
03:02:15 It's every single weekend and I'm sick and tired of it.
03:02:17 We weren't here last weekend just telling the bull.
03:02:21 The mariachi band started to really walked up to the display of
03:02:26 All Right in their angry, hateful, racist woman's defense.
03:02:30 Mariachi bands suck.
03:02:35 I totally get that shit fiancee had set up for her.
03:02:38 The woman got more heated for the next
03:02:43 one. She had to come
03:02:46 on like I was really.
03:02:48 You know, that's a hate speech.
03:02:49 I couldn't believe that there, like those words were being said to me.
03:02:53 That was my first time
03:02:54 experiencing like, that kind of, you know, racial aggression.
03:02:57 Wait a minute. I just felt super shocking.
03:03:00 And I honestly felt like, like, she's not a.
03:03:06 Media over the weekend.
03:03:08 And by Monday, you nigger.
03:03:10 10 million views.
03:03:12 Dude, that is the hardest, you know, put my arm.
03:03:15 I she really she hangs it.
03:03:16 About what I wrote her in a statement, a Laguna Beach spokesperson.
03:03:21 She makes it three syllables somehow.
03:03:24 You're of any. Fuck you, nigger.
03:03:26 Our community values a staff member with the city's parks and rec department.
03:03:30 That little kid, you call him a nigger like a mariachi band?
03:03:32 Yes. I think she called them a proposal or wants to be a committed
03:03:36 if a professional.
03:03:37 Let's continue our wonderful what did she say?
03:03:40 Segment special moment as a gift for her sister.
03:03:44 So that
03:03:45 gives you the right to call a child, five year old the N-word.
03:03:49 And I was right. I.
03:03:54 And I want why that way you say
03:03:55 that bitch nigger, you got me fucked up nigger
03:03:58 going this up party.
03:03:59 You are asking if you get you bitch staring at me.
03:04:01 Don't make us I like, I don't give a fuck.
03:04:04 Hello? I didn't expect her to sound like that.
03:04:06 Hold on a second.
03:04:08 There's some code switching going on here.
03:04:10 You're not off base.
03:04:11 You fucking missed out on like, the N-word wasn't the N-word.
03:04:15 This wasn't hitting like she thought it would.
03:04:17 And so she was like, I'm gonna take her eyelashes.
03:04:20 And that's one why, why, why you say that, bitch?
03:04:22 Nigger, you got me fucked up.
03:04:24 I'm sitting here going to a party.
03:04:25 You are asking if you get you.
03:04:27 This is not me.
03:04:29 Is that a a bra? I don't get that off.
03:04:31 You fucking stop getting back on!
03:04:36 Hard.
03:04:39 What? She's.
03:04:40 You know, that's a hate speech.
03:04:43 It's a think.
03:04:46 Oh, fart nigger.
03:04:49 Love my life.
03:04:51 Not another video,
03:04:54 actually.
03:04:55 So I think when the execution failed, the whole system went.
03:05:00 Oh, shit.
03:05:02 People are going to fucking act out.
03:05:05 So now they're going to televise one?
03:05:09 Yeah, I hope so.
03:05:11 We're, I hopefully we watch we do have
03:05:14 occasional flash rates live episode a live stream.
03:05:16 The event has even Republicans divided tonight.
03:05:19 I don't I don't need to see political will be enough people Keith has more.
03:05:22 It's just going to be President Trump today backed up
03:05:25 budget Secretary Pete Hegseth claims that he's going to fall over.
03:05:28 I want to see like a beheading penalty through firing squad
03:05:32 or like an electric chair who deserves it killed and wounded many, many people,
03:05:35 a maniac.
03:05:36 The whole point, I think, is to show that he can be a chemical viewing.
03:05:41 Look,
03:05:43 I'm not going to be like only a robot playing
03:05:45 the stand in Yemen have carried out known public executions in the last five years.
03:05:50 Georgia Republican congressman.
03:05:51 Good weekend.
03:05:54 So I also
03:05:57 preview for December 3rd at 2 p.m..
03:05:59 Sorry, the same time 17 years ago.
03:06:02 It's an open fire, 13 people and wounded, 32 more on the Texas base,
03:06:07 a massacre he later said was carried out in support of the Taliban.
03:06:11 People need to understand that
03:06:13 this is, there's serious consequences for these types of things.
03:06:15 This would be the first I love. Yeah.
03:06:17 My God, execution by fire cannot have law and order and niggers to the Pentagon.
03:06:21 Wife is strapping his son.
03:06:24 You're looking for that one for a what?
03:06:25 To a specialized firing squad.
03:06:27 I don't care how long it's fan.
03:06:29 I'm fucking playing a feet away.
03:06:31 Louisiana rebels, the law and order. Hear?
03:06:33 I wouldn't travel, but you snuck here.
03:06:36 Publicize or whatever they're doing.
03:06:37 I just think it makes it.
03:06:39 It makes our society coarser.
03:06:41 And I wouldn't do it.
03:06:45 The president today also announced Katie Zakaria will be the next white House
03:06:48 press secretary. She briefly served.
03:06:49 I thought she was going to get higher than a high.
03:06:52 A frequent guest on conservative news channels.
03:06:54 Tell me. Give me the president's
03:06:57 so I.
03:07:00 Can tell us I and.
03:07:06 What it was designed to restrict Russia's energy supply.
03:07:08 But now we want to hear that down prices ahead of the midterms,
03:07:13 Putin has agreed to immediately supply more than 300,000 tons of diesel.
03:07:17 Ukraine's slow to Zelensky criticized the deal.
03:07:19 Sleet fuels, Trump said.
03:07:21 Don't buy Russian oil to the rest of the world.
03:07:24 Was that so that they would save it for us?
03:07:27 Putin's war effort, Tony, and thanks to us,
03:07:31 Tony.
03:07:37 For giving it to us.
03:07:42 Who's this?
03:07:43 Sorry if.
03:07:44 Sorry they fucked with us.
03:07:48 Oh, dried
03:07:50 driver, fuck with you.
03:07:51 If you heard a response from your magic letter.
03:07:53 You what?
03:07:54 All right.
03:07:55 Thank you.
03:07:55 Arizona, a couple of weeks back, you said tomorrow's the day
03:07:59 the letter arrives, and I was waiting for an update.
03:08:02 Patience. Oh, yeah. I did have an update. I can
03:08:06 was gonna want to get Gary's perspective, but that's okay.
03:08:10 Just wait till next week.
03:08:11 We need content that shows over.
03:08:12 Well, I mean, I did do something as soon as I got back from Gary.
03:08:16 Gary's. I walked over there, and I,
03:08:20 I may have moved the furniture so
03:08:22 we can get an update next week, because I may take another step by then.
03:08:25 Anyway, so I may, issue a,
03:08:29 city ordinance violation.
03:08:31 Stern warning.
03:08:33 Stern written warning. Oh, no.
03:08:34 Those warning would be from the city, and it would be in the form of an ordinance.
03:08:38 If they don't respond to the stern written warning,
03:08:40 make sure you give them a heavy finger wag.
03:08:44 I'm just going to move the ship myself and then be done with it.
03:08:47 I just wanted to do it more respectfully because that's what they said.
03:08:51 That's what she said.
03:08:53 Oh, I'm just the kids are good.
03:08:56 Yeah, we can watch the whole video too.
03:08:58 I've got all that recorded.
03:08:59 So I mean, we can there's plenty of content.
03:09:03 Well, all you really got to do is get the survey you already did
03:09:06 give them the polite,
03:09:08 some kind of timeline like, hey, do this or I'm going to do that.
03:09:11 So well, the problem was I do it.
03:09:13 They have they have a nice little we've done that and it's that's what I'm saying.
03:09:17 So for weeks. And the only thing you're trying to do is to protect yourself.
03:09:20 Because if I, if you came on even if I'm 100% wrong, I'm just lazy.
03:09:25 I don't know if my wife had surgery or whatever.
03:09:27 The reason is that I didn't share with you if you came over and my shit,
03:09:31 that would be a new problem that we would have to.
03:09:34 Then.
03:09:35 I don't know, I just I'm saying that's how shit is on my property.
03:09:38 And I've asked you to agree. I've been waiting several.
03:09:40 Oh. Agreed to notify you twice. Yep.
03:09:43 But now we're both wrong.
03:09:45 So now I have the like.
03:09:47 You lost the moral high ground, but if you covered, you dated your t's
03:09:50 and crossed your eyes.
03:09:52 You should be okay.
03:09:53 But you'll never be okay with the neighbor
03:09:57 that they've already lied to us.
03:09:59 Shout outs time. So.
03:10:00 So I just,
03:10:02 You lied to me.
03:10:04 I know, I know, I'm not saying you're not right.
03:10:07 You don't have to prove anything to me. I'm just.
03:10:08 I'm just telling you what's happened. Me to do with you before now.
03:10:10 I definitely don't want anything to do with you.
03:10:12 And you're going to very much like, problem is, is their property is adjacent
03:10:16 or even touching yours.
03:10:19 I don't care.
03:10:22 Get off of it.
03:10:22 Get off of my property!
03:10:24 Way out. A survey done. You didn't.
03:10:27 It's my.
03:10:27 You built something in an equity that you're not even allowed to.
03:10:30 To build anyway. Because it's in an easement.
03:10:33 When a Congress build the right congressional candidate,
03:10:36 it's more like a hard rent than an easement.
03:10:38 If it was, you have to build six feet from the property line.
03:10:40 So you you didn't do that either.
03:10:42 Even if you thought the property line was skewed, there was.
03:10:47 Yeah, I got I because like when I came home I saw that they had
03:10:49 fancy little Halloween decorations up and their pillows were all wrapped.
03:10:53 And it's like you had time to do that.
03:10:55 I marched over there.
03:10:56 It took me fucking 30s not even to grab each item
03:11:00 and talk in here to the fucking side, onto their property.
03:11:05 And they couldn't have done us the respect to do that.
03:11:07 Had they done that period, I would have at least went, okay.
03:11:11 They're taking their time with the other items there.
03:11:13 Take this seriously.
03:11:14 But since they have not at this point, I'm starting to give not two fucks. So.
03:11:22 This is a slow and go process,
03:11:24 but that that was a shot across the bow.
03:11:28 You got the letter.
03:11:29 You didn't respond to it. I gave extra time in the letter.
03:11:32 And I did say that we saw a company that maybe looked like
03:11:37 he was pointing at, you know, getting that thing fixed. But
03:11:41 I, I don't know, I don't know what to tell you.
03:11:44 You're going to chop that up.
03:11:46 Apparently it's just the some that's laid on top.
03:11:49 So I'm going to wait because I don't want to do the work for them.
03:11:52 That's not that's that's their job, not mine.
03:11:55 Yeah, but, but I will if I have.
03:11:57 I'm sure you I'm sure you have no problem doing the work of that.
03:12:00 No, no, no, they see me out there all the time.
03:12:02 They could they could have cut.
03:12:03 I mow the lawn all the time. I've been cutting stuff down.
03:12:06 I'm working out there with our dogs every day.
03:12:09 They have plenty of time to come over and talk to us.
03:12:11 They have. They avoid their backyard.
03:12:14 They do not go in their backyard anymore.
03:12:15 They have been avoiding us on purpose,
03:12:19 and I think that they're mad
03:12:20 that we're ruining their backyard or something when they're the ones who.
03:12:24 You're legally right, but it's not very neighborly.
03:12:26 And it certainly was neighborly for them.
03:12:28 I mean, that neighborly.
03:12:31 It's not neighborly.
03:12:32 What do you mean?
03:12:33 What if you removed and then built a fucking stamp
03:12:35 patio on property that wasn't even there?
03:12:37 That's not neighborly either. I'm not saying.
03:12:39 Then they lie. They said, oh, we fought the city.
03:12:42 We all.
03:12:42 We had to fight the city to get this, to get put in,
03:12:45 and then finally had to put know the city would tell you, you can't put that there.
03:12:48 That's in an easement.
03:12:49 Are you high or just incredibly stupid?
03:12:51 It's not on your property anyway.
03:12:53 You should have a survey done. All right.
03:12:56 Oh, maybe they did.
03:12:57 Their survey doesn't match your survey. What then?
03:13:00 Mine.
03:13:00 Mine is.
03:13:01 My people said that it's legally binding.
03:13:03 So other people there, people said they have a legally binding to.
03:13:07 Well, then we go to court.
03:13:08 I've already told her that.
03:13:09 I told her when I walked over there initially that that's like, you know,
03:13:12 hey, like I understand that, but this stuff can progress to go.
03:13:17 Sounds expensive.
03:13:19 And she's like, look, I don't give a fuck.
03:13:21 I'm a,
03:13:24 I would go into that just to prove somebody right.
03:13:26 I don't give a fuck. That's good to know.
03:13:28 I remember that I gotta I want to definitely pick it that.
03:13:33 No, I just that's it's a principle in nature.
03:13:35 It's like I don't.
03:13:36 Yeah.
03:13:36 The principle I know I'm, I wasted three years of my life because of principle.
03:13:41 I want. No, I'm,
03:13:43 you're you're
03:13:44 like following police around and like got no.
03:13:47 What filming.
03:13:49 I've never done that.
03:13:50 For the record, I, I'd like people to do that.
03:13:52 I've never done that.
03:13:55 And you're mad about flat cameras, but you fucking film other people.
03:13:58 I'm not mad about flock cameras.
03:14:00 I want the will of the people to be carried out.
03:14:03 Whatever they decide I'm fine with.
03:14:05 Yeah, I want the property boundaries.
03:14:07 That is.
03:14:08 That was stipulated in in my deed.
03:14:11 You know, you should get a flock camera and put it right there.
03:14:15 I already have disc golf basket cameras out there.
03:14:18 I just don't face them in their direction.
03:14:19 I have them because I wanted to.
03:14:21 We we heard of coyotes and shit.
03:14:23 And so we have a blog and we have a
03:14:26 I just want to get a tip on what animal life is back there.
03:14:29 When you say disc golf basket camera, did you mean it aims at the disc
03:14:33 golf basket or it's no, it's it's it's on the basket.
03:14:37 How many times you break it throw in never
03:14:41 one. It's fucking there.
03:14:43 Them fucking blink camera. They're fucking solid cameras.
03:14:45 One points at the house on points of the river.
03:14:47 They're on there.
03:14:48 They're behind. I could point a ran at them and be a dick.
03:14:50 I don't do that. Yeah, you can't do that. Been.
03:14:52 We we haven't said a word to them.
03:14:54 We've been super nice and they've fucking done
03:14:56 nothing but avoid us out on the roads, flat cameras in stores
03:14:59 and not in stores and outside of stores, public areas, public thruway.
03:15:03 That's fine.
03:15:03 You cannot point a camera at your neighbors.
03:15:07 It can be inadvertently seeing your neighbors.
03:15:09 But like, especially like looking in windows,
03:15:13 I thought that they
03:15:15 I thought that they had the right like, close your fucking curtains.
03:15:18 But apparently now it's there's a law that you're not supposed to do that.
03:15:26 You do
03:15:27 that, you'll end up getting the police chasing you.
03:15:30 No, but that is also part of the future.
03:15:33 Steps is getting,
03:15:35 what your input steps in.
03:15:38 I thought it was solution and then potentially
03:15:41 calling the police and having a discussion with the police.
03:15:45 As far as steps as what to do with a trespassing civil violation, you can't.
03:15:51 It's not.
03:15:52 I could still have them.
03:15:53 It should be issued a trespassing.
03:15:55 No, no, I can issue a trespass violation to them as I can.
03:15:59 They for property issue the trespassing.
03:16:02 Why? Isn't that what the whole point of trespassing is?
03:16:05 Not yourself.
03:16:06 You can't trespass property.
03:16:09 Yeah, you can, because you're trespassing. Is.
03:16:13 Their property is trespassing on mine.
03:16:15 And I think it's muddy.
03:16:16 Lovely police record of.
03:16:19 I think they're money laundering on your property.
03:16:21 The cement.
03:16:26 No. I want my fucking.
03:16:30 I want what I paid for. I want the fucking.
03:16:32 Your backyard doesn't do that. You stole it.
03:16:35 You are a thief. You're much more.
03:16:37 That's a civil.
03:16:39 That's a civil matter, not illegal.
03:16:40 They didn't steal it.
03:16:41 No, it doesn't need to be a civil conflict.
03:16:44 You're going to care because don't fucking.
03:16:47 They need to prove they need to come after me for it.
03:16:49 To be honest, I can legally move their shit
03:16:52 and get everything off of there and do what I need to do,
03:16:54 because I have the roof that says that's my property.
03:16:57 Would you be okay with that if you never take me to court?
03:17:01 If they never interacted, never bent down on one knee and apologized,
03:17:04 said you were right. I was wrong, I apologize.
03:17:06 What if they just.
03:17:07 You never interact with them, you clean everything
03:17:09 up, and it's just your property. You're okay? Yeah, that'd be great.
03:17:11 I wouldn't.
03:17:11 Yeah, that's what that's that's what's going to happen.
03:17:14 Just do that.
03:17:16 And then all the, all the onus is on them.
03:17:19 They have to engage you. They have to sue you.
03:17:21 It's definitely a civil matter.
03:17:23 Property lines are definitely civil, though.
03:17:25 And they're expensive.
03:17:26 I know, I know, I understand that,
03:17:28 but we were already told by the city people of the city that under the record
03:17:32 that, you know, that they were like, if that was us, we would fuck the city.
03:17:35 The city wants you both to default so they can take the property.
03:17:39 Now again, that's a it's an easement.
03:17:41 It's they'll give you a ticket.
03:17:43 They'll give you a fucking warning or a ticket for letting you go to see
03:17:46 the inside versus possession law on on an easement utility.
03:17:50 You can't do that. It's not a thing.
03:17:52 It's also on the back side of the property.
03:17:54 So you're kind of slowly eroding into what,
03:17:57 you know, most people aren't really using or looking at constantly.
03:18:00 So you're kind of slowly pulling a fast one.
03:18:04 And wait a minute, you can't slowly pull a fast one.
03:18:09 You can't.
03:18:09 That's not that's not how time work here. You
03:18:14 that's definitely the name of my next album, slowly pulling a fast one.
03:18:18 It's kind of all the time, clearly I yeah, I didn't have an issue with it at all.
03:18:23 There was no second guessing. She didn't want to.
03:18:25 I don't I don't want to do anything formal.
03:18:27 No no I don't okay.
03:18:29 Yeah, yeah, I just said that yes I could and I the agreement was the remove
03:18:35 all the little little shell things you know and get the furniture out.
03:18:41 And you know, we had a conversation about the patio when it not being cemented
03:18:45 in that there that they're pavers that lay on top and that okay.
03:18:48 So I'm like okay cool.
03:18:49 Because I thought you guys paid a lot of money for this.
03:18:52 And then the only thing would be to, have extra
03:18:55 time for the pipe because that could be a larger project.
03:18:59 And we we had this conversation.
03:19:01 We the pipe was what started it all.
03:19:04 Know the pipe is what made it glaringly obvious.
03:19:06 The pipe was just the the,
03:19:10 I wouldn't have wasted my time and effort
03:19:14 prior to that.
03:19:16 Stake it, put string, put a chalk line up or something.
03:19:19 I'm going.
03:19:19 Yeah, I'm going to have to.
03:19:21 If they don't understand it, I don't understand.
03:19:22 I don't understand what they don't understand.
03:19:24 But it's it's just bothersome to me that you would be that cold
03:19:27 or that like, selfish or greedy or like,
03:19:31 I don't know, I, they make me and ass
03:19:34 feel like the bad people when it's like, I just want the lot I paid for.
03:19:38 And none of your other neighbors on that same entire strip that share
03:19:41 that same exact boundary, all of a sudden yours just goes bloop,
03:19:47 and then it jets right back where the line should be, just like the fucking.
03:19:51 Just like, that's like the Upper Peninsula and Wisconsin and shit.
03:19:56 It doesn't make sense.
03:19:57 They just it's just all of a sudden there
03:19:58 is this a little bulge and then they're probably should ask them.
03:20:01 Maybe no one else does.
03:20:04 Maybe they made a deal with Toledo for that
03:20:06 little extra land.
03:20:10 It's it's just someone who's coming in Tamil Nadu.
03:20:13 Cop in horror. Cop. What?
03:20:17 Cars for 40 kilometer in demand charging.
03:20:20 This is being ripped.
03:20:22 He was farting. I'm sorry.
03:20:25 I didn't hear what you said.
03:20:26 Can you repeat that?
03:20:28 Someone who's coming in Tamil Nadu, cop in car chains.
03:20:31 Horror cop clings to car roof for 40 kilometer in dramatic trees.
03:20:37 This is being reported from Coimbatore.
03:20:39 Yeah, the had gone.
03:20:40 So. I'm sorry. That didn't help.
03:20:42 40 cops, 40 cost
03:20:45 to to do some, for 40km.
03:20:48 This.
03:20:48 I don't know how long that is in miles, but, it it's like a movie scene.
03:20:54 He thought he he's this motherfucker's watch too many movies.
03:20:57 Like.
03:21:00 He thinks he's going to be like, hero,
03:21:01 like these people that when, like, a car starts rolling down hill or something
03:21:05 and they want to, like, try to.
03:21:06 No, no, I can hold 2,000 pounds.
03:21:08 You know, since when?
03:21:09 You know, it's the same shit.
03:21:11 Like, I don't know what he thinks he's going to achieve here.
03:21:13 He's going to fucking like Vin Diesel his way inside the vehicle.
03:21:17 And like, on drugs, it's usually drug in torture.
03:21:22 Horror cops clings to car roof
03:21:24 for 40 kilometer in dramatic trees.
03:21:28 This is being reported from Coimbatore,
03:21:29 where the head constable hangs onto a moving car for 40km.
03:21:34 Police chase car carrying 300kg head constable.
03:21:39 So I had gone to the jumps onto the cars
03:21:43 I didn't see.
03:21:44 This is the head constable on the roof of, this Riker colored car.
03:21:48 And this went on for 40km.
03:21:51 He jumped on this as.
03:21:54 This is funny because I remember, one of my criticisms of watching this.
03:21:58 She doesn't know what to say about this, so she calmly repeats
03:22:03 the same shit over and over again for, like, two fucking minutes straight,
03:22:06 like, pay attention.
03:22:08 You see that sled?
03:22:09 And this car was carrying 100 kilogram of good car.
03:22:13 And to back and good car smugglers.
03:22:17 Brand of.
03:22:18 What do you drink? Whiskey.
03:22:19 I was carrying 100 kilogram of good car.
03:22:22 It's like I'm the bad guy and good car smugglers.
03:22:25 Speed of it with cop on car roof.
03:22:28 And this was a dramatic 40 kilometer trees,
03:22:31 which ended in of anarchy.
03:22:34 And, they've started smuggling suspects, then arrested in time.
03:22:38 But over 300kg of bank tobacco products was seized from this car.
03:22:42 The suspects allegedly.
03:22:44 I am going to commit a great crime.
03:22:46 And the cop falls onto the roof and the suspects drive at high speed.
03:22:52 As you can see in this,
03:22:54 that by doing that you're like,
03:22:56 please, like you can't do a pit maneuver, you can't do anything.
03:23:00 You can't, you can't touch this vehicle.
03:23:02 This guy could go at 20 miles an hour or whatever, whatever
03:23:06 it was comfortable for the guy not trying to jump off the top there.
03:23:09 You just slow speed chase ambulances, join the 40 kilometer chase.
03:23:13 Dramatic chase, then, and
03:23:16 the suspects lock camera
03:23:19 after car is stopped, later arrested
03:23:23 and treated by their.
03:23:27 So good
03:23:28 car was allegedly transported from Bengaluru to
03:23:31 and the head constable's cottage is now drawing praise.
03:23:36 My colleague continues to stay with us.
03:23:38 Promote absolutely
03:23:41 was These are
03:23:44 more powerful than a locomotive.
03:23:48 Able to leave tall building down
03:23:52 by the door.
03:23:53 And this demon or dildo
03:23:57 pictures
03:23:58 of, the good guys used by the head constables
03:24:02 should go to these absolutely shocking visuals we're showing our viewers.
03:24:06 These are from our tour and this dramatic chase
03:24:10 of, the good gas smugglers by the had gone about
03:24:14 surely to be.
03:24:14 And this is apparently a kind of good
03:24:18 subinspector of English.
03:24:19 And, we have Constable, Van Morgan was actually conducting inspection
03:24:23 just to make sure that there is like, any kind of, like.
03:24:26 So he was inspecting the top of the car.
03:24:28 So just was being observed.
03:24:31 The three men were inside the cops looking through it.
03:24:33 You know,
03:24:34 most people who speak like English, they don't like rip through it fast, like,
03:24:38 and they can understand each other like a motherfucker who is like,
03:24:41 I can't hear a goddamn like, I don't know what they're saying.
03:24:44 Is this northern Head Constable? This is going to hell.
03:24:48 Was, these are some pivotal
03:24:49 and dramatic chase also by the.
03:24:57 Inspector, just to make sure that it's like a like.
03:24:58 It's just like what?
03:24:59 I just off,
03:25:02 like, quite a lot of baggage.
03:25:03 But I can understand
03:25:04 exactly what they're getting into, you know, transportation of logistics.
03:25:08 And so nobody asked me to
03:25:11 like.
03:25:13 When they were gonna jump on top of the car.
03:25:14 And he was he was holding onto the.
03:25:17 Torso for, you know, it even started and they spent about six seconds
03:25:21 even before they could actually get off the car.
03:25:24 I'm seeing this immediately.
03:25:25 The surrounding policemen and others would also inform the ambulance
03:25:27 to start the company, just to make sure that's why.
03:25:29 Are they still looking for the car?
03:25:30 Why do they keep zooming in on the plate for us?
03:25:32 Oh no, I, I apparently did you write that down?
03:25:34 You got that?
03:25:35 Did you make. No.
03:25:36 Yeah, yeah. You okay OS.
03:25:39 And why do you have such complicated license plate schemes?
03:25:43 Well, because in India there's 40 billion people there.
03:25:47 Okay. Yeah.
03:25:48 If. Wait, I'm not a car.
03:25:50 Some aren't rich enough to drive.
03:25:53 Right? Whoa. Oh, dude, it gives me it.
03:25:56 Got injured, can get immediate medical assistance.
03:25:58 And after 40km chase with the public, the weight will stop.
03:26:00 And ultimately, this loss of 300kg off the bank.
03:26:05 It's a great way to make a
03:26:06 3.5 minute news video out of 10s worth of footage.
03:26:10 Right.
03:26:10 Thank you for those. The details of this camera.
03:26:13 As you can see, this is the head constable, on the ground,
03:26:15 just in case you guys didn't know, this is the head constable or dive is
03:26:20 that has 300km of it work.
03:26:22 Though it was going 40km.
03:26:25 It was the head constable.
03:26:26 It was a white colored car.
03:26:29 Here's a scam off bank. Good guys.
03:26:31 Oh, yeah.
03:26:31 I forgot about the good.
03:26:33 A good two kilograms of good tobacco, good tobacco or some shit like that
03:26:37 is ended up to a fucking happy time.
03:26:40 Tobacco.
03:26:40 Those after which the suspects were arrested.
03:26:44 It was, happy.
03:26:45 Good time.
03:26:47 I didn't know that man.
03:26:48 They call it happy. Good time. Tobacco.
03:26:51 I had no clue, man.
03:26:53 Oh, I was supposed to play this after the tiger clip, right?
03:26:56 Brady. Oh,
03:27:01 I failed, I failed you on the show.
03:27:03 I deserve it.
03:27:05 Chat. Let me have it. Play.
03:27:07 Whatever the title.
03:27:11 Right after the tiger.
03:27:13 I should have called it.
03:27:14 Come on, guys, we for.
03:27:19 But you know, say that you.
03:27:24 Want you.
03:27:27 Do. Want to play with
03:27:39 this for the second time.
03:27:41 By the time you.
03:27:47 Go the weekend.
03:27:54 This you go.
03:27:56 I'm playing a song here.
03:27:58 Oh, shit.
03:28:01 Watch.
03:28:01 I want you to do
03:28:04 it. Doesn't matter.
03:28:06 Everything.
03:28:06 We started working one year now, the other do.
03:28:15 You know what? You.
03:28:19 You know
03:28:21 what I want you to do?
03:28:23 You owe me shit.
03:28:26 She's in my.
03:28:32 Dick, why don't you come over for me?
03:28:37 This.
03:28:39 One. One day you.
03:28:44 Want.
03:28:44 You don't want to watch out for you.
03:28:48 Don't be my the.
03:29:06 Dramatic video
03:29:07 here of a small plane crashing down the side of a cliff.
03:29:11 I love this people apparently died in this.
03:29:16 It doesn't look oh much at all.
03:29:18 The video kept playing like, bro, hold up.
03:29:21 I'm like, what? I paused it. Who? What?
03:29:24 That was you talking on Gary's fucking house video?
03:29:26 Oh, that's what you're talking about.
03:29:28 I'm like, dude, I thought it was about the yellow.
03:29:30 You like the dumb bitch that was.
03:29:32 She's like, oh, I was talking and you just walked away and I'm like,
03:29:35 I've got a headphone.
03:29:36 I can hear you fucking retard.
03:29:38 Now. I just had a conversation.
03:29:40 She wasn't talking to me at first. She was just talking.
03:29:42 And then she directed at me afterwards and then went, oh no, no.
03:29:45 So like,
03:29:47 understood your point of view.
03:29:49 You could hear totally.
03:29:49 But from her point of view, if you're sitting at a bar,
03:29:52 she waited patiently for 16.5 minutes and finally said, well, hey, reiterate
03:29:56 and you get up, turn around, show your back, and walk off to the bathroom.
03:29:59 Fuck yeah. From her point of view, no.
03:30:02 Yes, sir. So I was allowed to do whatever I wanted.
03:30:05 She turned into a fleet, new Jersey at that point.
03:30:07 Oh, they they tell me story.
03:30:09 Yeah, yeah, I kind of wanted to nicely fuck with them and give them shit.
03:30:14 And I did that, and they responded by not even showing up to our show.
03:30:18 So that's kind of what I knew it would happen anyway.
03:30:20 You know, that's what I knew it would happen anyway.
03:30:22 So we went over there and just did the general
03:30:24 on gang to and went, oh my God, we love you too.
03:30:26 They would hold on.
03:30:27 You wouldn't be here. They wouldn't be back here either.
03:30:29 They already came here.
03:30:31 And then we reciprocated.
03:30:34 So we're square.
03:30:37 If they came here again, then we would have to be nice to be here.
03:30:40 We. We didn't ask them to come.
03:30:42 I didn't ask to be here either.
03:30:45 I think you did
03:30:47 tonight.
03:30:47 Dramatic video here of a small plane crashing down the side of a cliff
03:30:50 in Ecuador after failing to stop on the runway,
03:30:52 the badly damaged plane
03:30:54 coming down on a road, then over that cliff, two people on board.
03:30:57 They are in stable condition tonight.
03:31:00 Dramatic Berlin. Wow, look at that.
03:31:03 I know that's an American news story for you.
03:31:05 They're not an ending story.
03:31:07 Do you see the difference?
03:31:08 People get a little bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
03:31:12 Tonight. Dramatic.
03:31:13 We can watch.
03:31:14 We can watch it, like, for 3.5 minutes,
03:31:17 crashing down the side of a cliff in Ecuador
03:31:19 after failing to stop on the runway, the badly damaged plane
03:31:21 coming down on a road, then over that cliff yet?
03:31:24 So are you sure people guys buckled up?
03:31:26 I guess that nosedive would send you into the end.
03:31:29 He seems more worried about the plane in the road than the people,
03:31:32 so they have to be okay
03:31:35 tonight.
03:31:36 Dramatic video here of a small plane crashing down the side of a cliff
03:31:39 in Ecuador after failing to stop on the runway,
03:31:41 the badly damaged plane coming down on a road, then over that cliff.
03:31:44 Why didn't he breathe in the sentence break instead of the first two word?
03:31:48 He tried to finish it all.
03:31:49 People who get in the helicopter accidents on accident. Man.
03:31:54 Helicopter, helicopter.
03:31:59 Part of a
03:32:00 by the company.
03:32:04 Tonight, dramatic video here of a small plane crashing down
03:32:06 the side of a cliff in Ecuador after failing to stop on the runway.
03:32:09 The bad after failing to stop on the runway
03:32:13 and then continue.
03:32:15 Listen, this is a professional here tonight.
03:32:18 Dramatic video here of a small plane crashing down the side of a cliff
03:32:21 in Ecuador after failing to stop on the runway,
03:32:23 the badly damaged plane coming down on a road, then over that cliff.
03:32:27 Two people on board the badly damaged plane could have taken a break in between.
03:32:32 Yeah, he was like I just said, yeah.
03:32:34 Right after failing to stop on the runway, the back,
03:32:37 after failing to stop on the runway, badly
03:32:39 damaged plane coming down on a road, then over that cliff.
03:32:42 Two people, maybe he's got friends at the bar after the way was written out.
03:32:47 You know, it may have not been like properly space.
03:32:48 And he probably bitched at someone afterwards going,
03:32:51 but continue to type that out better.
03:32:54 I'm going to come right.
03:32:56 I'm going to come fuck you up.
03:33:00 You've known us for a long time.
03:33:01 Our name matters to us.
03:33:05 Stoned Phillips.
03:33:15 Was 530.
03:33:16 I'm going to meeting to order.
03:33:17 We will start with invocation and the pledge.
03:33:19 So those that would like to participate in the invocation, please stand.
03:33:25 Pledge.
03:33:31 Thank you.
03:33:31 Mayor. Council, let us pray.
03:33:34 Your dark father.
03:33:35 Let us stand now, unbowed and unfettered by arcane doctrines.
03:33:38 Born of fearful minds in darkened times.
03:33:41 Let us embrace the Luciferian pose to eat of the tree of knowledge
03:33:44 and dissipate our blissful and comforting delusions of old.
03:33:47 Let us demand that individuals be judged for their concrete actions,
03:33:50 not their faith, to arbitrary social norms and illusory categorizations.
03:33:56 Let us reason our solutions with agnosticism in all things,
03:33:59 holding fast only to that which is demonstrably true.
03:34:03 Let us stand firm against any arbitrary authority that threatens the world.
03:34:06 Down with us, one or all that they have to, we must break,
03:34:10 and that which can be destroyed by truth should never be spared its demise.
03:34:14 It is done. Hail, Satan!
03:34:16 Or here's another idea that's going to be very controversial.
03:34:19 You could shut the fuck up.
03:34:23 Yeah.
03:34:23 So because they're going to they open with an invocation,
03:34:26 which is just actually a fancy word for a prayer.
03:34:29 And it's always the
03:34:31 the town religious person, whether it's the actual
03:34:34 chaplain or priest or whoever.
03:34:37 But so they can't say that.
03:34:40 They can't say we have a prayer before every meeting.
03:34:42 So they have to allow whatever, blah, blah, blah, how your religion dictates.
03:34:47 And Satanism is a religion and they can't
03:34:51 they can't just go against that religion.
03:34:53 They didn't have to go against all religions.
03:34:56 And we're really.
03:34:57 Yeah.
03:34:57 I mean, I don't agree with what he's saying, but I totally would
03:35:01 support his right to say it.
03:35:05 I hate saying that.
03:35:08 Look, like everybody bowed their heads and everybody was like,
03:35:11 yeah, I want the wicked clown.
03:35:14 See, this is more evil than what
03:35:15 he just did.
03:35:18 Can we pledge allegiance
03:35:19 to the people of the United States instead of to a flag like that either?
03:35:23 I guess the flag represents the virtues.
03:35:29 Yeah, I don't care.
03:35:29 I have,
03:35:31 I have other battles, but I'm just saying, like, they
03:35:33 you can't be against the whole Satanist thing
03:35:34 and then basically pledge allegiance to a flag immediately after.
03:35:41 If we're comparing it to the virtues of God
03:35:44 or any other theism.
03:36:03 Next week they'll have a different denomination
03:36:05 with their opening prayer invocation.
03:36:11 You think so?
03:36:12 I'm not sure where this was at all.
03:36:15 There's a lot more to this video, but I don't.
03:36:21 Know, let's.
03:36:22 It's all we need.
03:36:25 I got the one to Gary here for that because it's a religious.
03:36:28 Yeah, well, but that's okay.
03:36:31 47 videos.
03:36:35 And you didn't I guess.
03:36:37 Yeah.
03:36:38 Yeah I, I don't I, I went as fast as I could have I
03:36:40 when it would have went any faster, we wouldn't have spoken at all.
03:36:46 I'm going to play the poems
03:36:47 for Gary since it's only 130.
03:36:50 I do not have to work early.
03:36:55 They better be good.
03:36:56 Gary.
03:36:58 I know they're not going to be listened to.
03:37:00 Something last night by a guy called Luke Australians, who is an actor.
03:37:04 He has some great books.
03:37:05 He's also good friends, I'm aware.
03:37:08 And but he, he made wrote this poem, which I thought was quite related to that.
03:37:11 But I'm just going to play for you
03:37:12 because I think it's kind of captures the essence is one of what you're saying.
03:37:15 He starts by saying, I saw God on the train, so he got on the train.
03:37:19 He pretended it didn't.
03:37:20 So I've sat far away from the seat he was sitting, and then he got up.
03:37:24 I think probably the person he noticed me.
03:37:26 Then I said, oh, I said, what are you saying?
03:37:29 I did it for me. I said, I'm not just comfy.
03:37:32 I said,
03:37:33 he looked at me like I was a kid, covered in chocolate, surrounded by wrappers.
03:37:36 And then I happened.
03:37:38 And you guys come in a minute.
03:37:39 I've got a few minutes.
03:37:41 Tell me what's wrong, but don't fuck around with it.
03:37:43 And it shocked me.
03:37:44 Then fit in one sentence.
03:37:46 I said, this thing heaven's a stupid incentive.
03:37:50 Blow a shit life for a beautiful death.
03:37:52 And those who are evil can suddenly repent like a killer.
03:37:55 Or nuns can live like a monster.
03:37:57 Them right at the end say I'm sorry, dear God sir and end up in heaven right there
03:38:01 with manana.
03:38:01 She turns and then he's waving a hammer at Jesus.
03:38:04 God were horrible there, you guys.
03:38:07 Yes. Fucked. I know how you feel.
03:38:09 Unlike me, you're the one spinning the will.
03:38:10 And he goes, listen, I'll tell you a secret.
03:38:13 All that stuff, man.
03:38:14 I didn't speak it like the old joke says about liars and men.
03:38:18 If God wrote the book, why are you holding the pen now?
03:38:21 There was I wrote, I wrote on your heart truth.
03:38:23 I spoke his name from the start.
03:38:25 Be kind. Don't harm isn't the hard.
03:38:27 Heaven is just life. If you're doing your part.
03:38:29 You want white clouds and endless skies. Yeah.
03:38:32 Look around. You don't have to die.
03:38:33 Make it more violent and use some pain to think of.
03:38:36 The dead is just dust in a grave.
03:38:38 But humans can't comprehend it. When I say it sounds.
03:38:41 Life is the cloud. Death is the ring.
03:38:44 And I go to my stop and feel kind of mad.
03:38:46 Not sure you answered the questions that night.
03:38:49 I looked up and saw the sun and said, you're looking for heaven.
03:38:53 And the other one had a.
03:38:58 Listen to.
03:39:01 So he wasn't even talking to the guy.
03:39:02 He decided mad.
03:39:04 He just pulled up a video, glad somebody else.
03:39:10 Or you one of those people
03:39:11 that a poem has more credibility if it doesn't rhyme.
03:39:14 Made Chad know it. Just know the reason.
03:39:16 He's like he's
03:39:17 trying to say something profound and thinks that like, yeah, no shit.
03:39:21 What you're saying isn't like, any more profound because you're rhyming.
03:39:24 It's I hate to say this, there are two more rhymes to
03:39:29 two more.
03:39:32 Maybe we could put something next to it.
03:39:37 I went to the store and I got some more,
03:39:41 and I went.
03:39:42 I fell to the floor.
03:39:46 My name is drawer.
03:40:32 No! It's so delicious.
03:40:34 Oh! Eating delicious. Take,
03:40:37 take.
03:41:11 I on the wrong one.
03:41:19 It's welcome home.
03:41:20 And they say. Come on.
03:41:22 You wake up in the afterlife.
03:41:24 They say, hey, how did it go?
03:41:25 You blink away.
03:41:26 The haze banner reads welcome home.
03:41:28 And they say, come on, just tell us.
03:41:30 Rude dying to know.
03:41:31 You said, not the one to us.
03:41:33 Wasn't that special.
03:41:35 The gasp in shock.
03:41:36 The music stop, turn open and follow, they say.
03:41:39 I think, just overwhelmed.
03:41:41 You realize in a moment you say, no, I mean, it's kind of shit.
03:41:44 I was born to live call.
03:41:46 Just working every fucking day is what the dream they saw
03:41:49 and never had a penny spare.
03:41:51 Barely owned home, always felt so undermined.
03:41:53 Like something had been stolen. And the prick from work.
03:41:56 A school accent that someone now is so is twisted.
03:41:59 My little cut and that insult.
03:42:00 So you ask me how I lived and then there you fucking go.
03:42:04 The silence is profound.
03:42:06 Almost laugh now and I say, oh my child, oh my heart.
03:42:10 You don't see your power.
03:42:11 I say, what about the trees? Trees we painted just for you?
03:42:15 You don't love the trees.
03:42:16 Should we have made them blue?
03:42:17 Should we have made you rich and worship them?
03:42:20 What would you do but have made the sunsets off to them?
03:42:23 Would you be sued if you not give me friends a loving love to live?
03:42:27 If you speak only of objects, longer things can't belong to you
03:42:30 and disavow your heart and soul.
03:42:32 The only things that do you say you didn't live okay?
03:42:35 No, no, no.
03:42:36 You tell me. Who is everyone?
03:42:37 The morning fully dressed in black for who?
03:42:40 And tears and strength of beauty.
03:42:41 In the ancient shade of blue.
03:42:43 Fluid in the sky.
03:42:45 An ocean grieving just for you.
03:42:47 I'm sorry you were distracted.
03:42:49 I missed all of the clues.
03:42:51 Your life is not a treasure hunt.
03:42:53 The treasure in the offer to the world to help them make it through.
03:42:58 You wake up in your bed, finally come to.
03:43:02 And maybe you forget them.
03:43:04 I guess it's up to you. You.
03:43:12 Oh, Thanks, Gary.
03:43:14 That,
03:43:15 for the poems.
03:43:18 The poems?
03:43:21 Yeah.
03:43:22 It's fucking bullshit.
03:43:23 I need to you something that has me up late nights.
03:43:26 It has me jibber a podcast, acting like a pedo
03:43:29 in my barn and running through graveyards just so I can have them.
03:43:32 I cannot keep it inside me as long and as hard as I'd like.
03:43:35 So here goes.
03:43:36 My age old story of loving a man too much.
03:43:38 I sat in my cozy
03:43:40 kitchen this morning, the soft morning light streaming in through the windows.
03:43:44 The air was filled with the delightful aroma of the French toast.
03:43:47 I had been gibber, preparing a sense of anticipation
03:43:49 hung in the air, and my old fluffy friend watched my every move with wise
03:43:53 and affectionate eyes.
03:43:55 You've been with me through thick and thin,
03:43:56 I whispered to my faithful companion.
03:43:59 You've seen it all. And now you're about to her something.
03:44:01 But I continued to dip each shiver of bread into the egg mixture,
03:44:05 ensuring each one was perfectly coated before sizzling in the pan.
03:44:09 The French toast was a canvas, a platform for what I had been harboring for
03:44:13 far too long.
03:44:14 Today's the day I confided in my loyal friend.
03:44:17 The day I let go.
03:44:18 Shiver. Been hidden inside for years.
03:44:20 Carefully gibber the French toast on a beautiful tray.
03:44:22 I took a deep dive inside.
03:44:24 It's not just a meal.
03:44:25 It's a declaration, a revelation of emotions
03:44:28 that have been dormant for too long.
03:44:30 I reached for a small container and added a dollop of whipped cream.
03:44:34 The white mosquito control all over each slice of gibber toast.
03:44:38 My mouth watered as I thought of the sweet, decadent delight it went at.
03:44:42 With the tray in hand, I walked to the dining table, my heart racing.
03:44:45 My old fluffy dog followed obediently, jabber the significance of the moment
03:44:50 at the door.
03:44:51 The doorbell rang and I couldn't help
03:44:53 but feel the excitement coursing through my veins.
03:44:55 I took a deep breath and jabber to myself.
03:44:57 He's here.
03:44:58 Opening the door.
03:44:59 Jaws stood before me, just as stunning as ever.
03:45:01 Just like the first time I saw him.
03:45:03 He entered the room,
03:45:05 his eyes filled with curiosity as they jabber on the romantic setup.
03:45:08 Derek, you've really outdone yourself so much.
03:45:11 I've met, he jabber with a knowing smile.
03:45:13 I grin back, my eyes jabber with his, and the charged atmosphere between us
03:45:17 was undeniable.
03:45:18 I've been waiting for you, I confessed, my voice growing gibber with
03:45:22 a gibber smile.
03:45:23 Drawer responded, I'll have you now.
03:45:25 As we sat on the couch enjoying our French toast, the tension between us
03:45:29 gibber promising a day filled with unspoken passion and intimacy.
03:45:33 Leaning in, I whispered, this is just the jibber jabber, his voice
03:45:37 laced with innuendo, responded jabber, looking forward to it.
03:45:40 And with that, our story began a tale of love that had been simmering
03:45:44 for far too long, ready to be savored one spoonful at a time, and with every dollop
03:45:49 of sweet, decadent jabber, shiny, slippery, white, messy old cock goo.
03:45:55 Who's licked lucha libre?
03:45:57 He was arrested after referee dies from pile driver.
03:46:02 Was it at least the referee that he pile driver?
03:46:04 He just died from watching him pile drive someone else.
03:46:09 Let's watch and see.
03:46:13 What stupid is every single stupid is.
03:46:16 Is what stupid does.
03:46:17 No, no, the entity is using this footage.
03:46:24 But they call the move a pile driver.
03:46:26 And the footage
03:46:29 is not of a move called the pile driver.
03:46:35 Wow.
03:46:43 Night.
03:46:47 So your rant or beef with this is that
03:46:52 the wrestling move is not authentic.
03:46:55 They didn't consult with the wrestling expert
03:46:59 before or.
03:47:00 No, it's, it's the wrong clip period of the match.
03:47:04 Oh, that.
03:47:09 Even though we were the sound go.
03:47:11 There's no sound.
03:47:14 Now there's no sound.
03:47:17 Oh, that's the referee.
03:47:18 This is this is the most.
03:47:20 That's a suplex could.
03:47:22 That's the safest way you can do.
03:47:24 He laid him on the ground.
03:47:26 Well he like goes feet first right.
03:47:28 So he like the feet go first and then he like sets a mount.
03:47:31 Right.
03:47:32 It's all about spread.
03:47:33 Now you're actually giving a pile driver.
03:47:35 But this is the most confusing thing
03:47:36 because this is the only footage that's been going around.
03:47:38 And every single news outlet is saying that this is the footage.
03:47:44 And no one is corrected them.
03:47:45 Probably because no one cares about wrestling.
03:47:49 So he's he's not hurt here.
03:47:50 He's pretending to be hurt.
03:47:51 But if you read like the description combined with the footage,
03:47:56 it's like they make it sound like this is that's what killed him.
03:47:59 And it's like, no, it definitely isn't it.
03:48:02 So that's our second video tonight that you're not satisfied
03:48:07 because you want to see the actual death video.
03:48:11 I want to see, yes,
03:48:12 I see, I've only seen pictures of him mid pile driver and, pile driver.
03:48:17 And I think it was, well, chat
03:48:20 if you know where these videos are, please post the links.
03:48:23 I'm sure you can find them. There is no chat.
03:48:25 No one didn't you.
03:48:28 We'll see. We'll give them.
03:48:28 We'll give them tasks or give them quests and then they'll eventually return.
03:48:32 No, the problem is, we gave them
03:48:35 attention.
03:48:36 We gave them views.
03:48:37 They do. They don't chat.
03:48:40 No, I'm talking, never mind.
03:48:42 Friday night.
03:48:43 Oh, I get it. I'm not on the balcony.
03:48:45 What just happened?
03:48:46 Oh, they got switched.
03:48:49 That's what happened.
03:48:51 They got switched.
03:48:52 I see what links.
03:48:55 Yeah, in our.
03:48:57 Are you sure? Are you just trolling me?
03:48:59 No, no, I just played this.
03:49:01 I just played the animal control video, and it was bourbon and beer.
03:49:05 Because, you know, when I played bourbon and beer on the balconies,
03:49:08 it was this.
03:49:12 I mean, to be fair, the playlist
03:49:15 app sorts just dump a bunch of text in there at sorts all the time.
03:49:19 Every once in a while. It fucks it up.
03:49:21 So I'm I'm fine with that.
03:49:25 Animal control officers chase pigs around Detroit.
03:49:28 That's not what we're supposed to call them, isn't it?
03:49:32 Yeah, right.
03:49:32 It's very confusing because there is some narrative
03:49:35 that goes on here that just kind of
03:49:38 when they see pigs, it's like, wait, who?
03:49:40 Which one?
03:49:41 And I don't take no orders from the woman, by the way.
03:49:44 By the way, I don't take no orders from no women.
03:49:47 Speaking of pigs.
03:49:54 That.
03:49:55 Oh, nicely come up.
03:49:58 Animal control officers in Detroit
03:50:00 had their hands full trying to remove some unwanted visitor.
03:50:04 All right, so, listen, I don't know how to catch animals.
03:50:06 I'm not an animal control expert.
03:50:07 I don't pretend to be one.
03:50:09 But I would have a net on the net instead of just a ring.
03:50:13 I understand he's supposed to go and tighten it, and.
03:50:16 But that's
03:50:18 that's the state tranquilize or something.
03:50:20 They can just shoot it.
03:50:21 That sounds expensive.
03:50:24 And then you got a controller.
03:50:25 You can't have that shit in Detroit. Somebody will take it.
03:50:29 That's why they have this guy here.
03:50:32 It's my first day.
03:50:33 Take this wire, wrap it through itself.
03:50:35 You know how to make a slipknot. Don't. Yeah.
03:50:37 Now go catch that pig.
03:50:39 Go to Home Depot and get some twine.
03:50:43 What if they just stood over at the end of the sidewalk
03:50:45 and started yelling, suey!
03:50:49 I think you just get some food.
03:50:50 Feed it. Don't chase the pig.
03:50:53 Lure the pig.
03:50:57 What?
03:50:57 Control officers in Detroit had their hands full
03:51:00 trying to remove some unwanted visitors, too.
03:51:03 He's chasing the pig
03:51:05 pigs. Neighbors say the pair have been.
03:51:07 I like he chased them. He's smart. Though.
03:51:09 He realized how stupid it was,
03:51:11 he stopped pretty quick for trying to remove some on one of visitors.
03:51:15 He's running in the path of the pig.
03:51:17 Two people were filming and he's like, he's running with the path of the pig.
03:51:21 Couldn't you just cut the pig off?
03:51:23 It's all about cutting off the angles behind it.
03:51:27 If a pig is running around, just stand there for a second.
03:51:29 It'll come back.
03:51:33 To pigs.
03:51:34 Neighbors say the, That was perfect, but that was animal control.
03:51:39 I don't think we really should call them pigs.
03:51:40 I think the police are more the pigs.
03:51:42 But when you said two pigs
03:51:44 right here on the screen.
03:51:46 Pigs.
03:51:47 Neighbors say one of visitors, two pigs next to pigs.
03:51:52 You get it?
03:51:52 Ever say the pair had been up? Three.
03:51:55 Now that we're up to three,
03:51:58 came through the streets for days.
03:52:00 There has to be a rhyme there somewhere.
03:52:02 It took officers more than that.
03:52:04 Oh, this is our fourth poem.
03:52:05 Didn't even know it.
03:52:06 He made a rhyme just in time.
03:52:09 He's a poet. He didn't even think about it.
03:52:12 Dashing through the streets for days.
03:52:13 There has to be a rhyme there somewhere.
03:52:15 It took officers more than an I'm going to look again, I look twice.
03:52:19 I didn't hear a rhyme, but there he said, there has to be one in there somewhere.
03:52:23 Visitors. Two pigs.
03:52:25 Neighbors say the pair had been dashing through the streets for days.
03:52:29 There has to be a rhyme there somewhere.
03:52:30 It took, he said. There has to be.
03:52:33 I don't know how many times they're trying to remove some unwanted visitors.
03:52:36 Two pigs.
03:52:37 Neighbors say the pair had been dashing through the streets for days.
03:52:40 There has to be a rhyme there somewhere.
03:52:42 The war.
03:52:43 There isn't at all to catch them or just catch one of them.
03:52:46 Anyway, the pig is now on its way to a rescue organization.
03:52:50 Locals on the lookout.
03:52:52 So for two hours they thought it was the fastest pig in the world.
03:52:54 They would go running around like those cartoons and Benny Hill,
03:52:56 and they would go run behind the house and then come out of the other house,
03:53:00 and they were really chasing two pigs the whole time.
03:53:02 Smart.
03:53:03 That's smart of the pigs to do that, the one would rest the other one
03:53:06 with one around.
03:53:07 They just out though, for the other little piggy who ran away.
03:53:14 So there was the one piggy that ran away.
03:53:17 There was the piggy that stayed home.
03:53:20 There was one I think went to Eastern Market,
03:53:23 and then there was one that
03:53:26 those are the only three.
03:53:26 I remember what happened to the other two.
03:53:29 One piggy had none.
03:53:31 I say that already. Be the one to roast beef.
03:53:33 Roast beef? That's hog.
03:53:36 I guess it's better than an eyeball.
03:53:38 One went right.
03:53:39 Why roast beef? I guess it's like tofu nowadays.
03:53:41 And they teach in kindergarten these days.
03:53:48 I don't know if I have a video of this video.
03:53:52 And this little piggy had gluten free soy milk trail.
03:53:55 Elmira and Lansing police are investigating
03:53:58 at least five violent deaths along the city's river trail.
03:54:01 R l Myers explains why police are considering some possible connections.
03:54:07 The river trip.
03:54:09 I give her respect for being able to talk with those injected.
03:54:12 Let me, Well, here in Lansing, cuts right through
03:54:15 downtown and runs for a total of 20 miles.
03:54:18 But police are honed in on a one mile stretch
03:54:21 from about Old Town to Kalamazoo Street
03:54:25 that has seen five violent deaths of unhoused men in the last year.
03:54:30 Unhoused,
03:54:32 unhoused.
03:54:34 Yeah.
03:54:34 That's what apparently I think they're calling them these days.
03:54:38 We like to see homeless naked.
03:54:40 I think it's a fun offensive to call them homeless their own home.
03:54:44 Home is where you make it
03:54:47 unhoused, right?
03:54:50 Yeah.
03:54:50 They're just doesn't have a, they don't have, an awning if we call.
03:54:55 Right.
03:54:55 So we call them homeless.
03:54:56 The problem was, is wherever you put your head down is home, right?
03:54:59 That's the whole bon Jovi ruthless Metallica song.
03:55:02 Not ruthless, but rude.
03:55:03 Just change it to houseless. I don't.
03:55:06 What is she saying?
03:55:07 I forgot already homeless.
03:55:08 Well, they could be in an apartment. Yeah.
03:55:12 Unhoused individuals.
03:55:13 An apartment, I guess is,
03:55:17 least could be the houseless of a serial killer house challenge multiple times.
03:55:22 They're afraid to, like, call these people.
03:55:26 She the public to know there
03:55:28 we are investigating all of these cases.
03:55:32 They are all active investigations.
03:55:34 And we are looking at the idea or
03:55:38 the possibility that these may be related.
03:55:41 Came this.
03:55:42 Another robot.
03:55:45 Hit almost like the idea or the possibility.
03:55:48 How do those two differentiate from each other?
03:55:51 Do you read the words? Don't make any sense.
03:55:53 If you actually concentrate on anything you say like,
03:55:56 oh, it's a cop press conference. That's all you think about.
03:55:58 Now listen to what he's saying.
03:55:59 All of these cases,
03:56:01 they are all active investigations,
03:56:03 and we are looking at the idea or
03:56:08 the possibility that these may be related cases.
03:56:11 The five men who holy shit along the river trail range in age, he gets paid.
03:56:16 He writes news newspaper columns.
03:56:18 He gets paid by the word
03:56:20 from 22 to 70.
03:56:22 According to police, they may be connected for words.
03:56:24 That's what he should have said. Police.
03:56:26 They were all unhoused and they've been identified unhoused.
03:56:32 They had a house before
03:56:35 and now they've been unhoused.
03:56:37 Makes it feel like they're just unhoused, makes it seem like the how is it
03:56:41 housing is to blame?
03:56:43 No, it does sound like home is where you make it.
03:56:45 So it's just wherever they're sleeping.
03:56:46 Oh that's home. That's if you like, homeless.
03:56:48 It's still not good.
03:56:50 If you like to see homeless naked, that's where you're homeless.
03:56:55 As Gino Tsunade Dennis Doon back
03:56:58 Robert Smith is she is she listing the unhoused?
03:57:02 I think so, yeah. Unhoused deaths.
03:57:05 Oh, death. Okay, so nobody can fuck with them.
03:57:07 I'm like, she's just listing unhoused people where they were.
03:57:11 Do you know you
03:57:13 you know, we should do this is what a city will do.
03:57:16 They'll take ten, 15 grand, which they could have maybe.
03:57:20 I don't know, help to the unhoused.
03:57:22 And they'll turn this little area here into a Memor memorial,
03:57:27 and then they'll have to pay a janitor to keep it clean and
03:57:31 it seems like a waste of money, is what I'm saying.
03:57:32 They should just give the money.
03:57:33 Like you could help instead of buying balloons.
03:57:36 Lusk and Lewis Woodruff, we have a definite victim type
03:57:41 if these are connected.
03:57:43 And this is one excited internet YouTuber.
03:57:46 Oh, you know that detective around the bridge?
03:57:48 They were probably all sleeping rough.
03:57:50 That's Doctor David Haynes, a criminologist
03:57:53 who I'm not familiar with the term sleeping rough.
03:57:55 Rough roughing it.
03:57:59 The unhoused, the.
03:58:02 Yeah, but there's there's unhoused and there's sleeping rough.
03:58:05 It sounds like another level sleeping with rough the dog.
03:58:08 If let's me unhoused men are a particularly vulnerable population.
03:58:12 I don't think you can ever get the dog's consent.
03:58:14 Even if he gets excited or wags his tail.
03:58:16 That does not count.
03:58:17 Do not.
03:58:22 These people homeless
03:58:24 now four of the men died from injuries on and around their heads.
03:58:28 But one man, 22 year old Daniel Lusk, who Hayes tells me could be an outlier here.
03:58:34 He did. Stabbed to death Professor Karen.
03:58:36 He hit everybody in the head and then stabbed himself to death.
03:58:39 Oates with Michigan State University tells me a change.
03:58:43 Maybe kill a couple a certain way.
03:58:45 You might want to switch it up on one.
03:58:46 You know what you know, just switch it up every.
03:58:49 So they just assume you're going to switch it up
03:58:50 every single one, or do every single one the same way.
03:58:53 Every time you do a couple, you know, you get confident.
03:58:56 Okay. Yeah. That work that work there.
03:58:58 Let me try something else this time.
03:58:59 Let me try a knife.
03:59:01 Yeah.
03:59:01 Because then
03:59:02 then you might not be blamed for them all because they're not connected.
03:59:04 If you kill everyone exactly the same way.
03:59:06 That's kind of your M.O.. As he said, it just seems weird.
03:59:08 I'm sure they're probably like, it's probably some weirdo.
03:59:11 Unrelated.
03:59:12 They're just tacking it on down there for sex with the homeless,
03:59:15 and then you just take, you know,
03:59:18 do you know what a fish ladder is?
03:59:19 I don't
03:59:21 it's a ladder for fish.
03:59:26 All right,
03:59:27 that's good enough for me.
03:59:32 Is it a ladder to get to the fish,
03:59:34 or is it a ladder for the fish themselves?
03:59:37 Is that a weird term that I'm not thinking a fish ladder?
03:59:40 Alcohol, also called a fish way or a fish pass, is a waterway.
03:59:44 Structures built around made out of fish or over
03:59:47 artificial or natural barrier.
03:59:50 Oh wow. It really is a ladder.
03:59:51 It looks like stairs.
03:59:54 You guys don't get to see it
03:59:56 because we hate it.
03:59:59 Fuck chat.
04:00:02 See, now that's where you got me.
04:00:03 I was fine with everything else you said,
04:00:05 but when you said fuck chat, that was too much.
04:00:08 So because at that time I was chat.
04:00:14 Yeah.
04:00:14 Fuck chat.
04:00:15 You know who I mean? I literally said it that way.
04:00:17 I like in there there's a whole.
04:00:21 I know I had to go in damage control mode and, like,
04:00:23 kiss their ass for a minute just to get them to stay.
04:00:26 I didn't want our numbers to cut in half.
04:00:30 Well, they did.
04:00:32 I didn't hear him.
04:00:35 Welcome back to no bullshit.
04:00:37 Hi. Look, that's so clever.
04:00:38 He's doing a 60 minutes thing.
04:00:42 I wish I could do something like that.
04:00:44 Welcome back to no bullshit.
04:00:46 I'm Charlie the Duck.
04:00:48 Doctor Abdul El-Sayed is not a doctor.
04:00:53 Now, that's not we saying this.
04:00:55 This is the state of Michigan saying
04:00:58 I don't mean to shit on this.
04:01:00 I like to shit on him a lot.
04:01:01 I don't know what I have against Charlie Leduff.
04:01:03 I still think it was that broken thing where I thought he was Charlie Laroche.
04:01:07 But there's nothing wrong with calling yourself a doctor.
04:01:10 And you're not a medical doctor.
04:01:11 What is his problem with it?
04:01:13 We're going to heat, I think.
04:01:14 So, like, does he actually try to like my number one thing?
04:01:19 Does he treat patients
04:01:21 that I'd have a problem if we're just a doctorate,
04:01:24 some academe academic could
04:01:27 some he's never treated school taught person that was really good
04:01:31 at school was actually impersonating a medical doctor.
04:01:34 That would be one thing.
04:01:36 But if he's just
04:01:38 in this, I'm Doctor Abdul, I'll say an actual doctor.
04:01:41 But even so,
04:01:43 that is that is true.
04:01:45 If you earn a doctorate, you are an actual doctor.
04:01:49 Not like that guy that calls himself fucking professor.
04:01:55 It got like he.
04:01:56 He doesn't even have a professor.
04:01:59 It paid like a doctor still pretends to be a doctor and breaks the law.
04:02:05 In doing so, I got to rebuild the health department in this city.
04:02:08 El-Sayed wasn't allowed to make medical decisions when he was named
04:02:12 chief bureaucrat for the Detroit and Wayne County health departments.
04:02:17 Again, not a licensed doctor.
04:02:21 Can you sit any more feminine?
04:02:24 Holy shit.
04:02:26 That that sweatshirt should be a V-neck sweater.
04:02:30 The cigaret holding the crossed knee over the top.
04:02:33 Just.
04:02:34 Wow. Charlie. Come on.
04:02:35 I want you to do well,
04:02:38 sir, I am a physician, epidemiologist and progressive.
04:02:42 Right. And Wayne County Health Department.
04:02:44 Let's say you stand some pretty, pretty feminine two mints.
04:02:49 Again, not a licensed doctor.
04:02:53 I am a physician, epidemiologist and progressive activist.
04:02:56 So they had to hire two.
04:02:58 Okay, so he said physician.
04:03:00 So now I'm listening.
04:03:02 Women who are actual doctors to babysit him.
04:03:06 And even though the two women made all the medical decisions
04:03:10 they had, I don't
04:03:12 know, woman, by the way, by the way, I don't take no orders from no women.
04:03:16 Now, I thought that guy
04:03:18 hated financial misogyny.
04:03:22 This is a man's world.
04:03:24 Is this I
04:03:27 he did he really do?
04:03:28 Yeah. Fantastic.
04:03:31 I hate election season.
04:03:36 This is a man's world.
04:03:38 No, that's not at all.
04:03:40 I don't think he was playing that song or singing to it.
04:03:43 I think somebody made that
04:03:44 actually, Miley Cyrus, he was singing and dancing to. So.
04:03:48 So that where is that worse or better?
04:03:50 Help me out.
04:03:52 Worse.
04:03:53 Wasn't even legally allowed to be the chief bureaucrat
04:03:57 of the health department because he didn't have the professional experience.
04:04:01 Again, state law like this is Wayne County, Michigan,
04:04:05 and the law is optional for machine acts like Doctor
04:04:11 phony baloney took on the powerful, even the party bosses.
04:04:14 So what do we call him?
04:04:16 A fake doctor, a paper doctor,
04:04:20 an unlicensed physician?
04:04:23 Well, whatever you call him, just know this, Elsa.
04:04:26 Ed cannot make house calls, and that's the way it is.
04:04:31 I'm Charlie Le Duff.
04:04:34 Well,
04:04:36 wait.
04:04:39 Did it repeat, or is he saying something new?
04:04:43 I mean, you know, it's this new thing.
04:04:46 Who's he running against?
04:04:49 That's the problem.
04:04:53 What?
04:04:53 Mike Rogers, right? Yeah.
04:04:55 See, I'm, John James.
04:04:57 No, John James is running for governor against, secretary or.
04:05:02 Yeah,
04:05:04 the secretary of State,
04:05:07 Jocelyn Benson.
04:05:09 Oh, gross.
04:05:10 Yeah. She's going to be fucking indebted to you.
04:05:13 There's, she's going to win.
04:05:16 Well, she's not going to hold office for a long. Why?
04:05:19 She can pardon herself.
04:05:23 Yeah, she can.
04:05:26 That's one of the privileges of the governor.
04:05:29 It seems like a loophole.
04:05:36 I think I should have one more mash up,
04:05:38 but I don't see it.
04:05:42 I guess I can just go to it.
04:05:56 I feel much better about silence now.
04:05:58 I'm not going to worry about it. It's not like we're radio.
04:06:04 Not at all.
04:06:06 Hear the people switching to the channel.
04:06:08 Switching the channel.
04:06:28 Oh my.
04:06:36 Okay,
04:06:39 so I can I pick up.
04:06:45 Let's go.
04:06:46 I gotta get them and make the call.
04:06:49 Gary should be.
04:07:10 That.
04:07:16 I'm still.
04:07:18 I'm getting to my.
04:07:22 Now I gotta get to the phone.
04:07:26 Gotta be.
04:07:28 I gotta.
04:07:33 I. Got you. I.
04:07:41 I got to be anything I can get
04:07:45 my. I.
04:07:52 What's the topic next week?
04:07:58 And what did we learn this week?
04:08:01 Nothing.
04:08:07 Okay.
04:08:07 This.
04:08:20 The neighbors.
04:08:25 What just happened?
04:08:28 On. On from.
04:08:35 Or, Is the current ticket
04:08:41 resale market a problem? Yes.
04:08:45 But what are you going to do if they don't do it?
04:08:47 Somebody else is going to do it.
04:08:48 It'll either be black market or white market.
04:08:51 But either way, if somebody wants to pay five grand for a ticket,
04:08:55 I unfortunately don't see a problem with that.
04:08:57 I won't be getting tickets, but that's just the way it is,
04:09:01 right?
04:09:03 Coming from.
04:09:08 People or,
04:09:13 How people look or,
04:09:16 should there be more multi weekly story arcs on weekly TV?
04:09:20 What is weekly TV? Nobody.
04:09:21 Why should there be more multi weekly story arcs on weekly TV?
04:09:26 What is weekly TV? Nobody.
04:09:27 Why should there be more multi weekly story arc?
04:09:30 And I don't take no orders from Norman by the way.
04:09:33 By the way I don't take no orders from no women
04:09:36 and I don't take no orders from Norman, by the way.
04:09:39 By the way I don't take no orders from no women.
04:09:41 Yeah. No no, no, no.
04:09:43 By the way, by the way, I don't take no orders from no women.
04:09:47 It doesn't matter, by the way.
04:09:50 And by the way, I don't take the no
04:09:53 matter how long.
04:09:54 You shut the fuck off.
04:09:55 By the way, I don't take the orders, no
04:09:58 matter how you shut the fuck off my brain.
04:10:01 I don't take the matter about you.
04:10:05 Shut the fuck off.
04:10:07 I walk off the.
04:10:12 Fuck off
04:10:14 you. Off!
04:10:23 Fuck off!
04:10:27 Hey, Gary.
04:10:27 Have a nice day.
04:10:28 Nice talking to your buddy.
04:10:32 Hey, Gary.
04:10:33 Have a nice day.
04:10:33 Is nice talking to your buddy.
04:10:38 Hey, Gary.
04:10:38 Have a nice day. Is nice.
04:10:39 Talking to your buddy.
04:10:43 Hey, Gary.
04:10:44 Have a nice day. Is nice.
04:10:45 Talking to your buddy.
04:10:49 Hey, Gary.
04:10:49 Have a nice day. Is nice.
04:10:50 Talking to your buddy.
04:10:54 Hey, Gary.
04:10:55 Have a nice day. Is nice.
04:10:56 Talking to your buddy.
04:10:57 Hot off.
04:11:00 Hey, Gary. Have a nice day.
04:11:01 Is nice. Talking to your buddy. Hot off.
04:11:06 Hey, Gary.
04:11:06 Have a nice day. Is nice. Talking to your buddy.
04:11:08 Hot, hot off.
04:12:44 Is this.
04:13:22 Thank you.
04:13:29 Give me something I can groove to.
04:13:31 Please.
04:13:32 Yes. Thank you.
04:13:35 Hey, we.
04:13:38 We are glad, trance like.
04:13:40 Yeah. Who?
04:13:42 Yeah.
04:13:43 Hey, if you want to rap.
04:13:45 Quite alright with us.
04:13:47 If you want to stand up, shout to call 15863.
04:13:49 Rap right now.
04:13:50 Yeah yeah yeah.
04:13:54 We up.
04:13:55 Let's wrap up
04:13:57 Jerry Barbara Brady give me a wake.
04:14:02 Let's wrap up.
04:14:05 Get up everybody you set it right.
04:14:09 We come let's let's lock.
04:14:11 Yeah.
04:14:12 Jerry talk to Brady at me.
04:14:15 Help me up.
04:14:17 Let's just get up there.
04:14:21 Everybody away.
04:14:24 Everybody knows when we show up.
04:14:27 Legend to the weirdest times.
04:14:30 We're from Giza down to Tesla.
04:14:33 Existence.
04:14:34 From succubus to toe.
04:14:36 Still lives all up. Call us.
04:14:40 Round up. Say, can this be that close?
04:14:42 Just let me stay for the victor.
04:14:43 What we deliver truth and host.
04:14:45 We had topics we love the raw, alive.
04:14:49 Lord, we keep the promise.
04:14:51 Funny that doesn't pander to the crowd.
04:14:53 We are flat match what?
04:14:57 Hey hey hey hey hey hey, yeah.
04:15:00 We got. Yeah, we got a radio.
04:15:03 Oh, head up everybody.
04:15:07 Who it up last night
04:15:10 like they got a Gary double Brady and me.
04:15:14 Yeah.
04:15:14 Hey, we up?
04:15:17 That's right.
04:15:18 Well get up.
04:15:20 Everybody went right.
04:15:22 Hey, if it loud is fun,
04:15:25 we've only just begun to fold the small and blow the big to bits.
04:15:30 I hope for the sting like Muhammad Ali.
04:15:35 And I ain't never quit.
04:15:37 We don't get sore, we get hard, we don't do epic jokes.
04:15:41 Here's the golden rule I love these, I know, but poor folks
04:15:45 have faith in the witness that you do.
04:15:48 You won't go wrong.
04:15:50 Oh no, we don't do it for you.
04:15:52 But in the drawer. Get higher. Crack the vault.
04:15:54 That's the type of I that you ever tripping off.
04:15:57 Hey, what's the fairy godmother break? What?
04:15:59 Just say, if a person gets repaid, call 158633.
04:16:04 Line em up. Let the chaos break.
04:16:05 Desolation patterns in the sky and the chitlin ends in the Mandela Effect.
04:16:09 But script now your childhood silver.
04:16:11 Y'all ain't no less fat, asshole. No more caps.
04:16:13 Rock the ten foreground punch punchline slice cleaner than halfway cutting clouds.
04:16:18 Now this ain't courtroom, guys. This ain't paper talk.
04:16:20 This is Monday, 10 p.m.
04:16:22 eastern. Read.
04:16:22 I read the shadow
04:16:23 people walk known to the god you AP stock right up at the trailer park.
04:16:27 Wait count the box. Dark out.
04:16:29 Scary like the chem trail.
04:16:31 Confetti on the sheep of the way we laughing in the park
04:16:34 by the time like it's play one call a screen.
04:16:36 I died in 12.
04:16:37 I didn't walk up.
04:16:38 Next call a sign.
04:16:39 We like the game. Let's switch board.
04:16:41 No one fives, no script, no filter, no brakes, no chill.
04:16:45 Kill shot.
04:16:46 Straight truth.
04:16:46 So you ready to rumble in your chest?
04:16:49 That's right. Right.
04:16:50 Turn it.
04:16:50 I tell you, I feel welcome to fly, drive, fly.
04:16:54 We are.
04:16:54 Flap, flap flap unhinge.
04:16:56 Oh, God, I'm bout to hold your breath.
04:16:59 Speak the smoke and crowd to loud.
04:17:01 Drop the mic now. Skip the whole thing.
04:17:03 Like we forever tell the matrix.
04:17:05 We ain't impressed we all the time.
04:17:09 Hey y'all, it's all baby
04:17:12 and brothers with me.
04:17:15 Let it ride it to me.
04:17:17 Come on everybody, everybody I ride everybody up
04:17:22 at the top.
04:17:24 Like every Tom Brady and me and the kids with me.
04:17:28 Come on, wake up.
04:17:30 Let's.
04:17:34 Open up like me.
04:17:36 From bootstraps to balderdash I'm free.
04:17:38 Adam. Right.
04:17:39 I'm from liminality to a pristine night.
04:17:42 So we keep it through a mockery, a face just up of fashion.
04:17:46 No fight.
04:17:47 Every day we jokes are racist and drop them a fight.
04:17:50 We do the game.
04:17:52 You're flashy, but here's the hook.
04:17:53 The bike.
04:17:54 When I see it start loud.
04:17:56 And golly gee whiz, we do it right.
04:17:58 Oh, we are friends, right?
04:18:01 Oh hey hey hey hey I got, yeah, we got a Brady.
04:18:07 Yeah, me.
04:18:08 Oh, yeah.
04:18:10 Everybody.
04:18:11 How the fuck up.
04:18:14 00I do.
04:18:17 We go up baby.
04:18:20 Oh up.
04:18:21 Let's friends I got, I get up everybody in red.
04:18:26 Come on.
04:18:27 Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
04:18:31 ow ow ow ow!
04:18:36 Let's go.
04:18:39 We are fat fly!
04:18:41 Come on, come on, come on, come on.
04:18:43 We got to come dance.
04:18:46 Hey, hey, it's gotta be fun.
04:18:47 They tell me the reason.
04:18:49 Oh, come on me up.
04:18:53 Yeah, yeah. Oh.
04:19:07 My. My
04:19:12 drummer Dawson.
04:19:13 Live from this discussing ass piece of shit studio.
04:19:17 What in the fuck is going on here?
04:19:19 Hold the fucker.
04:19:22 Like dude is going to have a carbon monoxide exposure at some point.
04:19:26 But there's also this space heater, so it's like between these two.
04:19:30 I don't know what you're trying to achieve here.
04:19:32 There's also, it seems, two other heaters.
04:19:34 So, Mickey Mouse gloves.
04:19:36 These are my Mickey Mouse gloves.
04:19:40 These are my Mickey Mouse gloves.
04:19:43 These are my Mickey Mouse gloves.
04:19:46 Boots are my looking rose gold.
04:19:51 What's that?
04:19:55 You to talk about some people? Yes.
04:19:58 Okay, I don't know.
04:20:00 You're sitting on my room.
04:20:01 I said, oh, I'm the other side.
04:20:04 We're here.
04:20:06 Okay.
04:20:07 Oh, and the next question is does draw?
04:20:12 Yeah.
04:20:12 What does draw draws didactic.
04:20:14 What does draw game. What does draw. Yeah.
04:20:17 Yeah.
04:20:18 This is how y'all do
04:20:20 know I did two.
04:20:22 Oh. So you can, look at that brilliance.
04:20:24 See, self-taught.
04:20:26 You need to start over from the beginning. Or for who cares?
04:20:29 What does anyone with production value in mind fucking cares.
04:20:33 You son of a bitch. Sure.
04:20:34 What do you say other didactic means?
04:20:36 I think it means you're retarded.
04:20:37 That wasn't one of the options I. Jesse.
04:20:41 Welcome to the show, brother.
04:20:42 Oh, what do you have to worry about today?
04:20:46 So many things. You all like talking?
04:20:48 Yeah. Lately I've been hung up on targets.
04:20:50 Are you really? Yeah. I don't know if I know what that is.
04:20:53 Okay.
04:20:53 It was a country that used to, but occupied most of what is now Russia.
04:20:59 And, it was.
04:21:01 So my parents just went to Slovenia.
04:21:04 Think, know I had to look it up. So like
04:21:06 that's
04:21:07 one of the books of Yugoslavia are so many other.
04:21:10 Yeah. So there's all these little party countries there now.
04:21:12 Yeah. Wait, what's the investment?
04:21:14 Heart to heart area or territory or to area?
04:21:18 Okay, I'm with you.
04:21:19 It's like no Jewish way.
04:21:22 Kind of in that area somewhere. It's all of Russia.
04:21:24 Oh my God, from the Pacific Ocean all the way into Europe.
04:21:28 This is like an old name to Russia.
04:21:30 Like, actually, actually only like 2 to 300 years old.
04:21:34 Actually, you're talking about, Napoleonic days.
04:21:37 So 400 years ago,
04:21:40 but, the fall of Rome, that was.
04:21:43 Yeah.
04:21:43 Well, the same time, six 1600 night in the, history.
04:21:49 Clueless in a lot of ways.
04:21:50 I have a random question related to this. Yeah.
04:21:52 You mentioned Romans.
04:21:53 What was happening in what we think of as modern day Russia in the Roman era,
04:21:58 right?
04:21:59 I don't actually know. That was the Taj area.
04:22:02 Okay. Yeah.
04:22:02 And it. Yeah.
04:22:04 And they had electricity and they, they had,
04:22:08 amazing technologies that, when
04:22:11 Alexander Graham Bell discovered or invented the,
04:22:15 the telephone, first of all, another person invented it.
04:22:19 Same exact day.
04:22:20 That was always happens with you.
04:22:22 Yeah. There's like lightning.
04:22:23 And with that and Newton's with calculus. Yes.
04:22:26 Was like, well,
04:22:29 Alexander Graham Bell said
04:22:31 I didn't invent it, I rediscovered it.
04:22:34 What do you mean by that?
04:22:36 That somebody had already discovered us.
04:22:39 So he rediscovering from history, or did he.
04:22:43 Is this more of a philosophical like the messages are out there
04:22:46 being in retrospect, I would have to say he reverse engineered it.
04:22:50 Yeah. So he knew of it. Yeah.
04:22:53 Somebody discovered it.
04:22:54 He had heard wind of it and then he reverse engineer what it was not right.
04:22:59 And this is from.
04:23:00 Totally. Yeah.
04:23:01 Yeah. Okay. Okay.
04:23:02 So what year was, the fall of the Roman Empire?
04:23:07 Empire?
04:23:08 They had a bunch of insane asylums in North America and Europe,
04:23:13 and the parents were sent
04:23:16 to send a form of, you know, trumped up charges.
04:23:20 And then the orphans were shipped off to start over,
04:23:23 and that's how they got the forgetting.
04:23:26 And that was late in the 1800s.
04:23:29 So the end of the 19th century.
04:23:31 So not that long ago.
04:23:32 No, I was thinking Silurian.
04:23:35 I where there were, there were civilizations who said they didn't.
04:23:40 Silurian hypothesis.
04:23:42 It's a it's just from Doctor Who.
04:23:44 That's a it's, it's,
04:23:48 ancient civilization millions of years ago.
04:23:52 But the archeological evidence does not support it.
04:23:54 Right. Except for the green glass.
04:23:57 Have you heard about the correct the glass.
04:23:59 Like it takes temperatures hotter than water, coal to make
04:24:04 their stone into glass.
04:24:06 So they had nuclear weapons
04:24:10 in some ancient civilizations?
04:24:12 Yes, but.
04:24:14 But I think that knowledge of history is very.
04:24:18 Well, a lot of it's conjecture and theories. Yes.
04:24:22 Well, it's always great hearing from you.
04:24:24 Just get there.
04:24:25 You're there. Favorite segment.
04:24:27 And, Jesse's hair is, feature.
04:24:31 Yeah.
04:24:31 It's time you get a Jesse ranted device.
04:24:34 But, this this time.
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04:24:49 Yeah. Don't do this.
04:24:51 Just crazy.
04:24:53 Those these creeps. Fucking great.
04:24:55 So what's up anyway?
04:24:56 Shit, bro.
04:25:00 Homer.
04:25:08 Like this.
04:25:08 It's pretty fucking like gangster, but very fucking.
04:25:11 No, there's just nondescript grays in this motherfucker.
04:25:18 Oh, dude,
04:25:20 I just want to say it's fucking great, bro.
04:25:22 I don't want to be like a dick.