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I like when Brady has a little drummer.
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Brady Drumming.
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Little drummer boy, Yeahno.
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It was cool cuz
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as someone who always wishes he was able to play the drums.
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I never got a chance to, so I kind of like,
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sort of like, that shit, but
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it looked complicated
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and definitely coming in twice and
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makes it sound cool.
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We're going have all kinds of audio issues, sounds good
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you got all kinds of issues regardless.
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Yeah.
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Speaking of which, I don't have a fucking bottle opener
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bullshit and I don't have a lighter with me
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use any hard surface.
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I know.
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And it's the hotel room and hard to find a female
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haha.
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I wanted to
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get out of fucking
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playing with women,
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but yeah, I just.
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I think I'm just going to stop it since it's so bad.
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You ready you ready.
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I'm sure you’re ready.
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Absolutely.
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After
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the ball was over, Alice took out her glass.
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I put her peg leg in the corner, a bottle of dye,
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put her teeth in the tumbler on her wig on the wall.
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There wasn't much left of Alice after the ball.
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Hi, I'm Gary.
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Welcome to Flattery. Rates live.
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My family used to sing around the campfire and I learned a bunch of songs. So.
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Susanna, someone in the kitchen with Dinah.
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But also
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there's a hole in the bucket.
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Dear Liza. Dear Liza.
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There's a hole in the bucket.
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dear liza a hole.
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But it's a duet. But I'll sing both parts.
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Well, mend it.
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Dear Henry.
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Dear Henry. Dear Henry.
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Well, mend it, Dear Henry.
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Well, just bend it. Just whatever. So.
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So this goes on and on
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with what shall I meant it with straw.
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But the straw is too long.
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We'll cut it with what?
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Shall I cut it back and forth with a knife?
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The knife is too dull.
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Sharpen it With what? Shall I sharpen it?
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A stone. But the stones to dry.
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Do you see where I'm going with this?
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With what?
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Shall I wet it with water? With what?
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Shall I carry it with a bucket, dear Henry.
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And then he sings the first, the opening words, which are.
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There's a hole in the bucket.
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Dear Liza, dear, there is also a there's a hole.
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There's a hole is a hole in the bottom of the sea.
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And then it goes on and on and on.
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And the most I can remember is there's a hair on the word.
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On the word.
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I'm the frog in the frog in the mouth.
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The bulk, the log, the log of the whole hole in the bottom of the sea.
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But this is flat drain.
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Slide 18 holes.
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We're going to play this like a golf course.
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I looked up why they play 18 holes on a golf course,
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and it takes about 4 hours, 18 holes.
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And that's what they were looking for.
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So that's what that's what the only reason they decided to do it.
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They did it in St Andrew's in the 18th century.
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How about that gentleman?
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Well, you know, my whole.
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How many holes is that?
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That's all you got a couple dummies on.
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We've got 18,
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18 songs.
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It seems like you know
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that this ends the singing portion of the show
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and there should never be another singing portion of the show ever.
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I am not qualified to sing.
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And that was that was horrendous.
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Correct.
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Okay.
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I don't want anyone that may be watching
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Hole on Brady.
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There you go.
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Not very exciting.
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It's there.
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Hole one is
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I believe it has to do with the inside of the earth.
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Oh, my goodness.
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My rent.
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I forgot about my rent.
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Oh, yeah. Here we go.
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Legend has it, if you dig a hole
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approximately two miles down,
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they did it in Russia.
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They actually filled in that hole
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to cover up the whatever the conspiracy theory is.
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But legend has it, you will find a gasp.
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Now, in case you don't know,
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this goes along with Hello Earth theory.
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This is dumber than flat Earth and the moon deniers.
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This is and that's space deniers.
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This is kind of crazy territory here.
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There was a so-called alleged
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whistleblower who took the wrong elevator in the Denver airport.
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It was going down, down, down for way too long.
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It was just looking for a bathroom.
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When we found a bathroom, it was a large door,
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but it had the triangle that lets you know this is a bathroom door walked in
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and the urinals, the bottom of the urinals was over his head.
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So according to legend, Agatha
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has giants, people from Atlantis,
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aliens, who knows Bigfoot
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and I think I can punch holes
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in this theory because
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the core of the earth is magma
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and the crust is approximately three miles thick.
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In most places.
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It does get up to 14 miles thick.
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So there's room for cavernous, you know, places.
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But the the advantage here is so elaborate.
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They they have futuristic drilling machines.
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They can just drive through the crust of the earth and form tunnels.
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And so the theory, as the theory goes, is there's
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plenty of room for millions, a population of millions,
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to dwell right in the crust of the earth in manmade caves.
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What do you think of this?
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This true.
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You guys following my in hole?
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No. Would you go down this rabbit hole
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sort grant song?
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I want to believe
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you know I want to believe right?
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You want to believe me,
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but you don't want to believe in Jesus.
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I believe in Jesus in the same sense
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that I believe in like Papa Smurf.
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Papa Smurf didn't exist either. So
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that's my point,
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is really, if you want to be non-religious, that's fine.
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But it's really the Jesus denying.
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Because I point again, I point to, you know, there's
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not a popular opinion.
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The Jews existed to the Jews, He existed to
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the Muslims, just under a different name and a different pretense.
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But they acknowledge him.
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So, yeah, that's all weird, right?
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And he should be called Emmanuel.
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He doesn't like they got the name wrong.
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So what are you were you.
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Are you saying there's mythology and stories about something
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inside the earth, or are you implying that just scientifically hollow
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or it actually aligns with some of the stories of what?
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Remember Admiral Bird flying to the North Pole and the South Pole
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being brought in by a tractor beam and told by a blond man that he should go
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back, tell the US government to stop messing around with nuclear weapons.
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He was brought to a Gaza.
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I mean, if there was a hollow earth, I mean what would?
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Because there is weird anomalies that happen on the outskirts of our planet.
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Eternal freefall kind of.
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Is there any kind of weird shit that goes on in the very dead center?
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I mean, is all the magma just swirling around in a fucking circle?
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Is there space around the magma?
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Is it completely filled up the the cavity that it's in?
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Could there be a part of it that may actually be a little bit hollow?
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Could there be a modicum of truth to that?
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Oh, no, there could not.
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We send, you know, waves down and they bounced back.
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We could tell exactly what the makeup of the earth is.
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And and the most we find are cavernous areas and gaps and things.
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But no, no, no, nothing.
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Nothing beyond the crust.
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So you only get this thin layer.
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Imagine the earth in the scale of the earth as an apple.
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The crust is the skin of the apple.
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The other stuff can't support life.
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One hollow Earth series has concentric spheres like there's a there's
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a ball in the middle and then a big wide open space and a ceiling.
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And that's where we live on the outside of the ceiling of the internal wall.
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That is absolute nonsense.
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That's bullcrap.
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Oh, I think I see some of those theories on the screen there.
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It wouldn't help if I said if there were hollow spots,
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the globe would wobble when it spun, would it?
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Because it actually it wobble, right?
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It does well, right.
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Maybe there could be something more center.
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Could be something
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that could be something, a load of iron.
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You know, it could just be just an iron deposit that's heavier than
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the rest of the ship.
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Well, it just aligns with the zoo theory
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that we're under surveillance, but they don't want to.
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Those other UFOs,
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they claim they fly in space in the air and underwater.
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There's probably underwater entrances to Agatha.
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Other entrances include
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the under the the pyramids of Giza, Antarctica.
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So I thought you're done.
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Oh, you do a fine.
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I can't believe I forgot that the opening segment was mine.
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Like, Oh, yeah. Flat drains.
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You always have somebody here to steer you in the right direction.
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You just do what you do.
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Thank goodness you're staying on track.
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We're staying on topic because there is a hole in your head so
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well, yeah, we've all got holes,
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Brady pointed out.
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Are there holes in your socks?
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Now, if there are holes in your socks, you can fix it.
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It's called darning if pardon my French.
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Are we carrying the swear words I say this week?
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No, because I just darned it darn is not. But
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but I couldn't get my foot in if there wasn't a hole.
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Well, I got nothing.
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That was my only joke and I. Okay.
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No, you had like, I made you come up with 18 jokes for this.
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I But you said them to my phone, which is what's
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recording
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this. It's not recording anything.
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It's the device, the chicken guy.
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I was taking audio quality, so I didn't.
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I missed the joke, but trust me, I'll laugh when I listen back to it.
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No, you won't. It's not that funny.
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Just laugh now. Can you guys hear laugh?
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We're the no the button laugh and then we'll edited in by Google Baba.
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It helps if I don't hit the button.
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It's gone.
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Oh, I managed.
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You ignore all we get like it was last
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night. Yeah.
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Oh, can you please make it Do it every once in a while, though?
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No, I know.
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I didn't know what you guys are talking about.
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Every time I said something,
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you got all excited and I'm like, Whatever I said, must have been cool.
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And then it was just buying.
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And then in an amendment. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then.
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It was so cool. You could do with what I said.
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No, no.
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Yeah.
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How do you go, Brady?
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Is that the whole in Russia?
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That's the whole to Agatha.
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Agatha I think they were trying to drill to Agatha.
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And a lot of explorers have tried to find it.
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I mean, it's.
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It's had other names.
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Why you would want to do this?
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I have no fucking clue. Ask Orpheus.
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But it was an option.
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I also the the underworld, Hades, Demeter push.
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Stephanie were also known as the Chthonic gods
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and Chthonic literally mean subterranean in ancient Greek.
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Another example in Dante's
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Inferno, hell was described as a physical place beneath the earth.
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It was described as an inverted cone, with the bottom layer
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being near the Earth's core, in the top being at the surface.
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The Native American Iroquois tribes believe their ancestors emerged
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from a world beneath the surface.
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And in Tibetan Buddhism, it said that under the earth exists
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the city of Shambala, I don't think you might be familiar with
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this is ever played on shortened to the modern day Hollow Earth theory
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actually began all the way back in 1692 with Edmund Haley, a British astronomer.
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And yeah, Halley's Comet that Haley,
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he was cuckoo bananas about hollow work.
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Well, it's a real man.
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And under the comment
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that they named man
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who came to the Comets after men
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or women.
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Sorry, women.
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I heard there's one woman watching at least.
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Yeah. No, no.
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Having a comet
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named Nova is kind of cool, but it's also kind of gay at the same time.
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I believe there was a shout out to Nicole, so I.
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Yeah, they saying that it's not just like a little Garden of Eden.
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It's inside.
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Suddenly, you know, it's like a little cavern of
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things that grow and you can live there saying that it's a whole reverse.
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The Eden is another name.
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Shangri-La, Eldorado.
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There's a lot of different names for this hollow, Hollow Earth diagram.
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Yes, the sun is in the middle.
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Like we're in hollow words, right? Yeah,
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right, right.
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Well, the the molten core is is hot like the sun,
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you know, thousands of degrees. Yeah.
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So in, in welding, when you're heating up hot metal
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and it's cools and it doesn't use gas to protect it
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from the atmosphere, oxygen and stuff it, it'll make the Well I'll show you
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there was nothing keeping that while it was forming the mantle or the crust
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from getting any type of impurities or air pockets or holes in it.
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So there could potentially
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be a hole somewhere right now hollow a hollow area
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that would be big enough to house human individuals
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for fun.
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I still say this is a solid bogey,
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so I forget what I was partaking in, but it was something
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either that we were talking about on a previous show or something
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I was listening to on my own, but they were talking about how
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I think it was.
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It's the radiation, and yet it might have been from a previous show
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about how we have to protect ourselves from the radiation, from the sun
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moon to the moon.
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We if we didn't have I'm just saying on this planet,
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if we didn't have the means to do that, the safest place for us to live
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would be underground.
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And there are some crazy underground civilization type shit
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where they dug a bunch of fucking shit out like a bunch of ants and
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it's almost remarkable that they were able to do that.
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But there are underground civilizations, so who's to say to what extent
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that could be done?
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They say that the biggest hole is probably located at one of the poles.
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So if there is the entrance or exit
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Antarctica, it'd be there, right?
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Yeah, Antarctica.
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I've been all over Michigan and I have if they're hiding it with trees,
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if it's here, good bird.
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And this guy was a big deal.
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All right, He won the Admiral Bird one
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and he was the first pilot to ever fly over both North and South Poles.
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Oh, he's talking about Admiral Bird claim to be his secret diary.
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In this diary.
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Bird alleges
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to have flown into this mythical land and made contact with the natives.
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But of course, the government doesn't
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know how This world inside of our world is frequently referred to as Agatha,
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and apparently both the Buddhist spiritual kingdom of Shambala,
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as well as the Garden of Eden, are located within Agatha.
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It's also rumored that there's a Starbucks down there.
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According to Club, the Lost Vikings of Greenland.
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He likes to. Israel also ended up in Agatha.
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It's also believed that some Nazis also made their way down.
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There You see many members of our Tea Party,
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including Hitler's inner circle, were into the occult.
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It said that they were believers in Hollow Earth.
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The Nazis also led many expeditions to Antarctica.
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So speculate
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that these expeditions were an attempt to find the mythical South Pole.
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The many Hollow Earth enthusiast came to the
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Whenever somebody is doing really, really bad shit like the Nazis, perhaps
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could they have been coming up with any crazy
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thing as a cover for the really nasty shit they may have been doing?
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I don't like his connection there. That
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anyway.
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Are you trying to punch holes in the aggressive theory Nazis who fled Germany?
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You see how they were punching holes in the ice after World War Two
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instead of like Argentina or something like that.
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Man, I wonder how the Nazis got along with the lost tribes of Israel.
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That must have been awkward.
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Well, let's go back to the native of Athens for a second.
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I mentioned that they were giant, but they're also native of Garfield.
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Since the way more advanced than us, we're basically in the Stone Age
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compared to these mothers.
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Suborn them, says
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that they regularly spy on us using spacecrafts and flying saucers.
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Here's a quote from an interview.
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They want to keep an eye on us and stop us from starting a nuclear war.
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The majority of UFO is actually calling this guy.
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Sounds a lot like a guy I heard talking earlier.
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Hollow Earth, Ancient Aliens crossover.
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This has got to be one of the top ten anime crossovers of all time.
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Actually, there is an episode of Ancient Aliens on this topic.
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If you guys are interested, is it possible that entrances
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to another world can be found at the Earth's poles?
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And if so,
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did Admiral Byrd actually pass through one of them?
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Did he?
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What happened to Admiral Byrd?
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I wasn't around.
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Don't know what the guy's accent was a little annoying, but I almost feel
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like if that's the key that we need, like an annoying New York accent,
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he are the good guys people listen to.
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Give us more. Yeah, Wise guy.
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Yeah.
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No, I've seen that episode of Ancient Aliens, and I don't know, I just.
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It's not as, like, tangible of an idea,
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but at the same time,
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I don't really. I've never been there.
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I don't know what it looks like.
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I don't know. Maybe there's, maybe there's some weird shit going on.
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But it's easy to agree with you because just the statistics,
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the inside of the earth is so small and everything not inside of
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the earth is so vast, so more likely that they would be
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from that world outside, not the little tiny world inside.
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I know that the globe is huge, but not relative to the universe, correct?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I was thinking of just like the cross as opposed to all of the inside.
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But then when you said, Look out, I'm like, Oh yeah, there's like,
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all kinds that we could build infinitely upward, you know, technically,
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allegedly.
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Well, actually,
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until we actually loop back around to ourselves,
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if it's true infinity in infinity,
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that's the word I was trying to say.
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Oh, no.
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So Gary and I already played our game today.
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It was fantasy football. We had one player left.
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It was Mike Evans, like he needed 14 points, some points to win
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and Gary can report what
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this just in.
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Oh, breaking you
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that going out to an epic battle of fantasy
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football greats Brady versus fladge fladge
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comes out triumphant and Brady had a heart attack and died
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he did of the ball
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I've got five teams it doesn't matter to me
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but like his whole season he won this one
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one there's a trophy and everything
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Yeah there's a trophy and all the leagues
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I'm going to get all five
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I the feeling you guys are going to swing it back to football at some point.
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So if I may present potentially coming up here,
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we're ready
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reviewing or reviewing the.
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Yeah, yeah. I'm always ready.
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I don't see it.
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They should be presenting cocaine and other sports.
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I see Bradshaw going into construction.
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I'll put you on as
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shit.
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I'm not prepared for this.
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He went into the hall. I didn't see it.
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Hold on
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one moment.
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I'm going to try this button here.
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Well, otherwise I can just keep it
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thing the
00:21:50
time.
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Come over, turn it up.
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Sorry.
00:21:57
The party had a gardening party so
00:22:02
that's probably a bit of musical episode there.
00:22:06
Were you working it? Oh, yeah.
00:22:07
There it is. Yeah.
00:22:09
All right.
00:22:10
So after the build game, apparently last Sunday,
00:22:13
there was a man who fell into a construction hole.
00:22:19
Yeah, So he fell into a construction hole,
00:22:21
and he was found in his own feces and he was naked.
00:22:25
So I don't know. At what point did he.
00:22:29
Did he cover himself with feces and become naked?
00:22:32
But combination of alcohol, LSD, cocaine and marijuana, would this
00:22:36
be potentially a mount Rushmore? Yes.
00:22:42
So I guess we understand
00:22:44
the sheriff's deputies rescued a naked Bills fan who fell into a deep
00:22:48
hole at the new bill's stadium Construction site.
00:22:51
Police say the man was high on a number of drugs when he scaled
00:22:54
a ten foot fence into the restricted area just before the bill's season opener.
00:23:00
News four Sarah Markowitz is here with some bizarre details.
00:23:03
Sara Dave and Jackie Erie County Sheriff John Garcia says the man was under
00:23:08
the influence of cocaine, LSD, marijuana and alcohol.
00:23:13
He says his department does have a security plan in place for game days,
00:23:18
but they never thought they'd have to plan for this.
00:23:21
Here's the breakdown of the strange events.
00:23:24
Police say yesterday, around noon, just before the Bills game started, an S.E.C.
00:23:29
security officer was flagged down by someone who saw a naked man
00:23:34
who had been inside a porta potty and had covered themselves in urine and feces.
00:23:39
When security arrived on scene, the 29 year old man
00:23:42
ran away and headed toward the new stadium construction site.
00:23:46
Police say that's when he scaled a fence located near
00:23:49
Lot four and entered the restricted area.
00:23:52
As he was running through the construction
00:23:54
zone, he tripped and fell, got up, ran and fell again,
00:23:58
but this time into a giant 30 foot hole and needed to be rescued from it.
00:24:04
Taking LSD and cocaine and marijuana.
00:24:07
You're going to not read the signs. You're not going to read anything.
00:24:09
You wouldn't be in a poor party jumping inside it,
00:24:14
covering yourself with human excrement.
00:24:17
You wouldn't be doing that.
00:24:18
This is a very isolated issue.
00:24:21
Now, police say it took first responders about 20 minutes
00:24:24
to get that man out safely.
00:24:26
Sheriff Garcia says the man was taken to CMC and later transported
00:24:30
to Buffalo General for injuries sustained from that fall.
00:24:34
Now the man faces trespassing charges and was issued an appearance ticket
00:24:38
in the studio ceremony which
00:24:41
went down in a whole
00:24:44
fucking hell area.
00:24:46
So great story.
00:24:47
Draw fucking. I love it.
00:24:50
That is the yeah Now what a great fucking.
00:24:55
I mean if you're on LSD, do you really need the cocaine at that point?
00:24:57
Like you're already of your week on, you're already fine.
00:25:01
I understand the alcohol because you can drink like a fish on cocaine and LSD.
00:25:05
So I heard that one was just take the edge off the other.
00:25:10
But I guess
00:25:13
that's hilarious.
00:25:14
Shout out. That's great camouflage.
00:25:16
Which you listening?
00:25:20
Yeah.
00:25:20
It's past her bedtime.
00:25:23
It's TV.
00:25:24
Weird.
00:25:25
Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
00:25:27
I'll go back and watch it tomorrow morning.
00:25:29
Hey, what's all to.
00:25:32
What's up?
00:25:33
But I'm not. I'm not ready.
00:25:35
I was in somewhere else.
00:25:36
Do you think it was.
00:25:37
You think the woman was just tripping balls,
00:25:39
like with the porta potty thing and shovel species and shit all over himself?
00:25:42
Like he's just, like, fucking the texture thing or, like,
00:25:46
I can't imagine getting that wasted.
00:25:48
That stuff smells bad.
00:25:50
Yeah. No, it's.
00:25:51
Yeah, it's not like unless he dropped something in the frickin it.
00:25:56
Maybe he dropped his phone in there.
00:25:57
He had to go get it and then he was covered in feces.
00:25:59
And so you to take all his clothes off, like there's probably a reason why
00:26:03
he's nude and covered in feces.
00:26:05
Not just he decided, Oh, this is going to be a fun game I'm going to play today,
00:26:08
but he's still got a football game to go to.
00:26:11
Like it.
00:26:12
This is before.
00:26:13
Yeah. Why was he naked?
00:26:15
Because I must say that he brought up that he probably dropped a cell phone,
00:26:18
had to go get it, was covered in shit
00:26:19
and took all his clothes off and didn't know what to do.
00:26:21
And so then he just he ran and tried to have a phone.
00:26:26
Oh, my God.
00:26:28
Porta potty.
00:26:29
Yeah.
00:26:30
You're supposed to get completely undressed.
00:26:32
My my story that relates to.
00:26:34
I know it's an attempted segway.
00:26:36
I was actually at a gas station down south driving, driving to Florida,
00:26:41
but I was, like, making my way through Georgia, Alabama or somewhere.
00:26:45
And I stopped at a gas station.
00:26:47
I walked into the bathroom that the door was unlocked.
00:26:50
And I walk in and there's a guy pee in
00:26:54
and there's a toilet right next to him and no barriers in between them.
00:26:57
He said, Come on in. It's a two hustler
00:27:00
that's taken
00:27:02
Southern hospitality a little too far.
00:27:05
I don't believe you.
00:27:07
But now every time there's a bathroom with more than one toilet,
00:27:12
I say, Hey, the two holler
00:27:16
that was a new friend invites some stranger to.
00:27:21
I just couldn't believe he invited me on in.
00:27:24
And it's just really weird.
00:27:26
I usually Hold on. We're both of the holes.
00:27:28
Next to each other. Was there one on the side
00:27:31
panel in the other side beside a toilet in the urinal?
00:27:35
No divider around it was not it?
00:27:37
That's a different color. He was used.
00:27:39
He was using the urinal.
00:27:41
There was a shit in it.
00:27:41
And he asked you to see so you can put between his legs.
00:27:45
You spread them? Yeah. We cross streams,
00:27:48
you know.
00:27:49
Significant other. Do you share the bath?
00:27:51
Do you.
00:27:52
Do you go to the bathroom while your significant others
00:27:54
getting ready or vice versa?
00:27:56
We do.
00:27:57
We used to. Now we have separate bathrooms.
00:28:00
I'm in a different world.
00:28:01
Amazing. I don't live together,
00:28:04
but I've got stuff about
00:28:07
it is a two bedroom apartment and so the other bathroom is technically hers.
00:28:12
She knows not to disturb me while I'm pooping,
00:28:15
and yet she always does.
00:28:18
I don't know who that means.
00:28:19
She wants to know if anyone's sharing.
00:28:22
I don't want to go anywhere near them.
00:28:23
So I don't know what her affinity with that is, but I caught Brady's morning
00:28:27
constitutional even though I was visiting at the early afternoon.
00:28:34
And that's the perfect segue way.
00:28:37
Yeah.
00:28:37
What's all over to?
00:28:41
Oh yeah, a drawer story about the guy parking
00:28:44
in front of the bank is the best one for this one parking in front of the bank.
00:28:49
Yeah.
00:28:49
Guy pulls up like parks right in
00:28:53
front of blocking like Kroger, where I was going to, of course.
00:28:56
Lifetime limits.
00:28:59
Oopsy.
00:29:01
Pardon me.
00:29:04
And he said, No, it's all right.
00:29:06
Yeah. No. Yeah, I love that guy.
00:29:07
I think it was one of my favorite guys.
00:29:10
He writes.
00:29:11
It was his explanation of a spot on.
00:29:14
Perfect.
00:29:15
Yeah, he was parked in against Spot and was in there just
00:29:18
taking a sweet ass time.
00:29:19
And so I was stuck and there was a time in my life
00:29:22
where I was more bold to do weird shit like that.
00:29:25
So I felt upon myself.
00:29:26
The windows were down, keys in the ignition,
00:29:28
car was on, and I was going to just, you know, being a concerned
00:29:31
individual patron of the store, I was thinking, you know, someone,
00:29:36
this car could get stolen, so maybe I should take these keys out of here
00:29:39
and then accidentally throw them on the roof of the Kroger.
00:29:42
And I walked around the car once, came back, walked back around,
00:29:46
spit on the hood, and then was about to grab the keys.
00:29:50
And the dude comes out and I'm like, Oh, I'm like, Hey, this is the fire lane.
00:29:55
And he goes, It's okay.
00:29:57
I'm an asshole.
00:29:58
And I'm like, They were enough, you know?
00:30:00
And I'm like, Well, yeah, enjoy the look in your hood.
00:30:03
And he and he looks at and he goes, Okay, I'll just go get a car wash.
00:30:06
And I'm like, Fair enough.
00:30:08
Like, Yeah, that solves the problem.
00:30:11
We're over the Dead Denis Leary song.
00:30:13
Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces.
00:30:16
Well, handicapped people make handicapped faces.
00:30:20
I thought we said, no more singing.
00:30:22
I know. I can't just say.
00:30:25
What does it say, Gary, in that pledge?
00:30:28
My name's Gary.
00:30:30
Hi, Gary.
00:30:31
Who's Fletcher?
00:30:31
My pleasure. So.
00:30:34
Well, remember, I'm draw.
00:30:36
That's a character I'm playing.
00:30:38
Apparently, this is actually you.
00:30:41
Yeah.
00:30:41
Yeah, I'm just representing me. Oh, okay.
00:30:45
We got teed up. Brady.
00:30:47
Yeah. What is this?
00:30:48
I'm interested in?
00:30:49
I don't think the sound is lined up.
00:30:50
Something's wrong here.
00:30:53
I think it's serious.
00:30:53
I like his old school microphone.
00:30:55
I think it's gangster.
00:30:56
Yeah,
00:30:58
He's a snappy dresser, too.
00:31:01
Yeah, he's an old guy.
00:31:02
I identify as old man.
00:31:03
Button that thing, Button that thing up. Hide that stomach, buddy. Come on.
00:31:06
You can't hear it. I can't hear it. Can you hear it?
00:31:09
It's not playing.
00:31:09
No, it's not playing. It's.
00:31:12
It's frozen.
00:31:12
It's still. Oh, I see. It was. There you go.
00:31:17
There?
00:31:18
Yeah. That's an old guy jumped ahead of him.
00:31:20
Would it have got to me and I
00:31:24
it to me.
00:31:25
And I think that to all of us in a way, was
00:31:31
the lack of companionship.
00:31:32
Wait, I'm on the wrong spot.
00:31:36
What really got
00:31:38
wrong?
00:31:38
Want to let me start this again?
00:31:40
Well, here we go.
00:31:45
You do?
00:31:46
Or where you go, you run into assholes.
00:31:50
It's like run of McDonald's farm.
00:31:53
There's an asshole here. And so he hears it.
00:31:56
And so there's, you know, everyone is so
00:32:01
that's as close as I've come
00:32:03
to singing in quite some time.
00:32:07
There's only so much your brain could take.
00:32:09
So it starts to slowly shut down due to asshole
00:32:13
overload.
00:32:17
It's right down.
00:32:21
Heckler Kind of right.
00:32:23
You got to love that one guy. That guy.
00:32:26
I don't understand what that fucking meant.
00:32:30
First up, it is true.
00:32:33
You just went. That ain't true.
00:32:35
What I'm reading is true.
00:32:36
Which is why I'm fucking reading
00:32:39
that you are proof that I cause already
00:32:41
I long. Yes.
00:32:48
Although I hate to ruin it,
00:32:50
but it's so perfect it maybe a set up goes throughout the world.
00:32:54
Yeah, potentially.
00:32:55
Right now they're going to wonder who's that?
00:32:58
Good.
00:33:00
I that fucking yelling shit.
00:33:01
Now these things are well done.
00:33:04
You have to go.
00:33:04
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
00:33:09
I like this guy.
00:33:12
He should have his own segments.
00:33:13
But a long time as he saw it to me.
00:33:16
And I think this newer to you.
00:33:18
Look at all this shit. So there's got to be a really got to me.
00:33:21
And I think that to all he's only got a rainbow behind him
00:33:26
almost like a companionship.
00:33:29
Listen he were to, if you may have been with your family
00:33:33
he's talking about covered times, by the way,
00:33:35
you weren't with people so good and that makes a difference.
00:33:40
I caught that. Thanks a lot, guys.
00:33:42
Yelling at that prick who you don't know,
00:33:45
sending out little things to tell him what an asshole they are
00:33:50
and that that's a big problem.
00:33:52
Because if you're not with those people,
00:33:55
you start to realize, you know, you get separated from.
00:33:59
I know that something was wrong with that separation.
00:34:03
I know because I began to miss assholes.
00:34:08
Their presence.
00:34:09
Not as well. Not a missed asshole.
00:34:12
I need a break in front of me saying something really fucking stupid.
00:34:16
And then we can talk about baseball teams we like.
00:34:19
But you need assholes.
00:34:21
Assholes make us better.
00:34:23
Not on the screen, but when they're there in the room.
00:34:26
Fucking Hey.
00:34:27
Oh, boy.
00:34:28
You say I may be an asshole, but that's a bigger,
00:34:36
bigger assholes.
00:34:37
There's always a bigger asshole
00:34:39
in the asshole.
00:34:40
Here is the one that walked up fucking here
00:34:43
while I was talking about the asshole that parked in the fire lane.
00:34:46
But yeah, that asshole. Yeah.
00:34:49
About the asshole that eats during hosting a podcast.
00:34:52
Yeah. That's
00:34:54
not even my son of a bitch.
00:34:58
You son of a bitch.
00:35:01
Our sponsor this week is salad.
00:35:04
Yeah, I was going to say.
00:35:04
What is that? You got to share it.
00:35:05
You're going to fucking chomp on that shit.
00:35:08
What's your dressing of choice?
00:35:10
I fry up a bunch of chicken.
00:35:11
I put a bunch of bacon, a bunch of cheese, and then I cut up like two or three
00:35:16
leaves of romaine lettuce. So I can call it a salad.
00:35:19
Yeah, I'm nice.
00:35:21
I kind of saw. I inherited it from
00:35:24
my grandma, and I'm
00:35:26
who are both from the shithole that is Detroit.
00:35:29
So I was born in Detroit.
00:35:35
Breaking news, actually, not breaking news.
00:35:37
I was actually born in the city of Detroit.
00:35:41
No, no kidding. Cranbrook.
00:35:42
What about you?
00:35:43
I would have been, but they got the fuck out when I was.
00:35:46
My grandparents got tired of getting robbed from and so they moved.
00:35:49
Frazier.
00:35:51
Oh, I was born in Pontiac General Hospital.
00:35:55
I was born in Macomb.
00:35:56
Warren
00:35:59
speaking again, giving out information that we shouldn't.
00:36:03
I was thinking about the gravy segment.
00:36:06
Ooh. Oh, yeah.
00:36:07
But they were going, Are we going to keep that for later?
00:36:10
I don't know.
00:36:10
It depends on how far you can have a fence or not without it.
00:36:15
Is it? You guys want to drop a fence? Just.
00:36:19
I just want you to be warned.
00:36:20
It's probably real easy to find your house based on the cemetery.
00:36:23
And there was a YouTuber today named Catcher,
00:36:26
The Guts swatted by a bunch of liberal assholes
00:36:29
because they don't like his political point of view.
00:36:32
So there is a risk to giving where you are,
00:36:34
even if you don't say anything that's necessarily country.
00:36:36
I looked up my cemetery by name or about 200.
00:36:41
I got 200 hits and none of them was the right one.
00:36:44
Could you look at that?
00:36:45
I mean, those are old dead people.
00:36:47
They weren't on the Internet, so I pulled up the one guy.
00:36:50
Yeah, he died in 2018.
00:36:52
Yeah, but could you see where he was buried?
00:36:54
It usually doesn't list where they're buried, like, right, Right.
00:36:58
So everybody in the chair that likes to do YouTube.
00:37:01
Detective Internet detectives find Gary there.
00:37:04
I'm kidding. I don't condone that.
00:37:07
I'm an asshole.
00:37:09
I know him and
00:37:11
assholes are like human holes, small,
00:37:13
easily avoidable, and sometimes filled with jelly.
00:37:17
Right.
00:37:18
I'll give us a par on that.
00:37:20
What's all three?
00:37:21
You going to fill it with jelly?
00:37:23
That was hard for.
00:37:25
I'm not ready yet.
00:37:26
I have to type it in every time.
00:37:29
Okay.
00:37:30
Is this going to work flawlessly this time?
00:37:32
When you go do something special,
00:37:34
it should pop right in that fourth one for you.
00:37:35
I can make it if you want.
00:37:37
I can make it larger, right?
00:37:38
If I want.
00:37:39
And if we both want, we can make it really large.
00:37:43
Everyone can zero The four panel.
00:37:45
Yes. I always get lost. This one is all I want.
00:37:47
Yeah.
00:37:47
So this is an AIDS memorial sculpture that they have in in Palm Springs, Florida.
00:37:54
This is
00:37:56
going to take $500,000 to build for some reason.
00:37:59
And it's all awful odd that
00:38:02
this kind of a particular shape.
00:38:05
Yeah.
00:38:05
Our concerns side about race
00:38:07
being raised about an AIDS is that a butthole sphincter?
00:38:11
The sculpture is planned to look like this These pictures you're saying
00:38:15
hey we have a butthole art segment later Additional things.
00:38:18
You should have looked at the outline more.
00:38:20
It's just like, Oh, this was the Golden Corral,
00:38:23
the golden corridors for the guy. Look out.
00:38:25
He said, Look, I'm a man standing here.
00:38:28
Nine foot wants to go, Oh, he's got to listen to that.
00:38:31
They had to get the comment on the segment.
00:38:33
Obviously. Look at him. Look up, look at his posture.
00:38:36
So I don't want to get our segment segments confused for a point that
00:38:39
that whole too was about assholes, not bottles
00:38:42
bottles has its own whole if you want to say that whole hour.
00:38:46
But that doesn't look, you think that you got to hear
00:38:49
the heart of the golden butthole.
00:38:51
Your plan for a Palm Springs park?
00:38:53
Let's remember lives lost Now the next want to bring up mind AIDS.
00:38:56
But they already mentioned I don't even hear the lisp there, girl.
00:39:00
All the
00:39:02
Greg Giraldo,
00:39:05
you don't hear this. Come on with everyone.
00:39:07
Yeah some.
00:39:08
Yeah, it's clear and evident.
00:39:09
And the key thing is they get their local expert on the matter.
00:39:12
He's got AIDS for sure.
00:39:14
Opposed AIDS memorial sculpture raising hundreds of.
00:39:17
As always, everything we say is our own.
00:39:19
And the podcast takes the responsibility for nothing around.
00:39:22
I'm a character with concentric playing.
00:39:24
The character
00:39:25
is meant to represent the diverse thought to represent a butthole by AIDS.
00:39:29
It's eye level opening. So those are two holes.
00:39:32
Then the middle would be the tainted hope, but it's not seen by everyone that way.
00:39:36
So how many holes does a woman like you put your head in there and take a pick?
00:39:39
Really strained.
00:39:40
I mean, it's this is almost like a piece of art had enough for us.
00:39:43
Instead of digging around, it could be about anything.
00:39:46
But he didn't talking as consequence.
00:39:48
It's that guy's a biker that had some work done.
00:39:50
So The view that it too closely resembles own thing.
00:39:53
So you hear it called the donut all the time.
00:39:56
You hear it called the word can't say on camera all the time.
00:39:59
It's social media.
00:40:00
What can you say anything on camera, an inappropriate body part on the rear end,
00:40:05
if you look at it as an anus, big opening memorial wall that I love that other than
00:40:12
the proposed memorial, looks like a backside,
00:40:15
an inappropriate body part on the rear end,
00:40:18
the back of your body part on the rear, a proposed butt hole punch
00:40:22
looks like a graphic depiction of I'm trying to be frickin PC with it.
00:40:26
Morial is privately raising funding to put it up at a new scale
00:40:30
in the downtown park near the Maryland statue.
00:40:33
It's expected nine feet tall, $500,000, $500.
00:40:38
They have one on site mall that they only ask
00:40:41
the public to name and they voted it to name it the golden butthole.
00:40:44
So, yeah, So I don't have a link.
00:40:47
I don't have a good link for that because I have a list.
00:40:49
Sterling Heights, Golden Corridor Community Members.
00:40:52
The Golden Corridor entrance is the golden butterfly.
00:40:54
It is incorporating.
00:40:56
They've received and working through the design revision process.
00:41:00
But questions persist about so anything for closing out on assholes
00:41:04
assholes around us.
00:41:05
People are assholes not actual sphincters, but assholes should be shocked
00:41:09
that no one seems to be.
00:41:11
Oh I always come across is because it looks like what it looks.
00:41:15
Being an asshole, it's become a joke.
00:41:16
Yeah, I really do.
00:41:19
But usually
00:41:20
the people that know you appreciate it,
00:41:23
it's endearing and people that don't know you, it works as like bug repellent.
00:41:26
It gets people away.
00:41:28
Yeah. I don't want to talk to you anyways.
00:41:31
Right?
00:41:31
That's why I'm an asshole.
00:41:34
Yeah.
00:41:36
Oh, there's gold girder there on where to go?
00:41:40
Well, just go back to the pictures,
00:41:43
save it for morals.
00:41:45
But all this gold and double
00:41:49
five or 607.
00:41:51
Yeah, yeah. There's
00:41:53
they put those in for those who are unaware
00:41:57
and everyone make fun of it ever since.
00:41:59
There's a small one with the Sterling Heights banner when you get off.
00:42:02
Yeah.
00:42:02
I'm 59 and you hit it right at the beginning
00:42:05
and then you see a couple of things.
00:42:08
A little joke
00:42:10
and then.
00:42:10
Yeah, then they have a large one down the road.
00:42:12
More than. Yeah.
00:42:14
It's just weird thing signifies like, I don't know, do something that it does
00:42:18
mean.
00:42:19
See, instead of fixing the neighborhoods,
00:42:21
they just put a portal around the shopping area and they call it the golden area
00:42:25
so they don't have to take care of the rest of the areas.
00:42:27
I believe St Clair Shores perfected the model.
00:42:30
I don't know that that fucking
00:42:34
where AMC
00:42:36
used to be, where frickin service merchandise used to be game.
00:42:40
GameStop is still there,
00:42:42
but that little strip is right off the right off that thing there.
00:42:46
And that thing has been struggling for fucking years
00:42:49
and that's not good. Is struggling.
00:42:51
When your steak n shake closes, that sells for dollar.
00:42:54
Hamburgers can't stay open. Then you got problems.
00:42:56
No, I love steak and shake.
00:42:58
I used to go to that location all the time and I stopped going there
00:43:00
because I kept fucking up my order and they were known
00:43:03
for never fucking up your order.
00:43:05
And I stopped doing that.
00:43:06
I love I love a good steak and check though, but fuck that ordering.
00:43:10
So there was a hole in their customer service.
00:43:13
Yeah.
00:43:13
Oh, nice. Ben, are you counting?
00:43:16
Gary, I'm looking for the board.
00:43:18
I don't know how many we said. Yeah,
00:43:21
we're over 40.
00:43:23
He's supposed to be counting holes
00:43:25
over the hole.
00:43:26
Three is a little bit of a disgusting one.
00:43:29
Okay, give it. Give it to us.
00:43:31
I don't know how to pronounce it.
00:43:34
It looks like tribal phobia
00:43:36
type of what he said.
00:43:39
That fear of.
00:43:41
Of tribal girls, Fear of triangles
00:43:46
of holes.
00:43:46
Oh, just hold really forward that these images may not be suitable
00:43:50
for young children.
00:43:53
What I'm about to show you is very graphic.
00:43:56
This viral video of a bloody hand covered in
00:43:59
holes was opened by a young woman on Facebook.
00:44:03
Since then is giving viewers there was a graphic warning
00:44:06
before it showed since it's even triggered a little known fear called
00:44:10
trypophobia, the fear of small holes people.
00:44:14
Do you think that's real site of even a honeycomb, even
00:44:20
make it happy when it's made up
00:44:22
and it induces
00:44:24
symptoms akin to a panic attack?
00:44:28
Oh, So do you think that's real?
00:44:31
I mean, how would somebody have done that with their hand
00:44:37
in a hole?
00:44:38
Puncher
00:44:40
Yeah.
00:44:41
Or dealer It would know if they're open and healed.
00:44:45
It would be it would be bleeding all over.
00:44:47
I think it's fake.
00:44:48
It's obviously fake just to let them know about your holes.
00:44:51
It has nothing to do with fear of holes in yourself.
00:44:53
It's just the fear of clustered holes anywhere.
00:45:00
All right.
00:45:00
Well, I'm not afraid of small.
00:45:04
No. Are you afraid of big holes? No,
00:45:09
I'm more afraid of big holes than small holes.
00:45:12
This is going somewhere. This poor guy.
00:45:15
Are you afraid of? No. You know a holes
00:45:20
where guys?
00:45:23
So this
00:45:25
guy is actually one of these poor people that suffer from
00:45:29
tiny hole Trypophobia.
00:45:31
Yeah, I mean, I don't. I don't want to make fun of them.
00:45:33
If you suffer from any of this and you're watching, I feel for you
00:45:35
because I'm afraid of stupid things that people are afraid of.
00:45:39
So I can relate to that.
00:45:41
But we are here to make fun of just about any joke,
00:45:44
just about any damn thing they can find the put their junk in it.
00:45:49
Oh, wait, I remember that.
00:45:51
So he makes a connection.
00:45:52
The reason why he's afraid is like something he had to get here.
00:45:56
It's like 3 minutes long and we don't need to watch it.
00:45:58
So I'm going to paraphrase real quick.
00:45:59
He goes into how he's afraid of tiny little holes,
00:46:01
and every time he sees holes, he thinks of all the people in the world
00:46:05
that have been harmed by sticking their dick in holes.
00:46:07
And he's worried that he's going to stick their dick in the little holes.
00:46:11
And that's his it's like worst fear.
00:46:14
So we should have just a little hole.
00:46:16
So try for four more.
00:46:18
Below is the small the fear of small
00:46:21
and the worry that people are going to stick their dick in.
00:46:23
And according to this, their dick.
00:46:24
Well, he added a goal that he added all that second part
00:46:27
and I just remember what it was about.
00:46:29
So we don't need to watch it.
00:46:31
I mentioned my buddy.
00:46:33
I used to work with Michael Carey Clayton, who is in prison
00:46:37
for another 20 years.
00:46:39
First time was for an underage girl.
00:46:42
Getting her pregnant and trying to was dating her.
00:46:44
But and then he was out for four years and then he went back in for another 20
00:46:48
because they were too young boys who were brothers.
00:46:53
And boy, that must have been worth them.
00:46:54
20 years, I guess. I don't know.
00:46:58
That's what my sister
00:47:00
who stories.
00:47:01
You can look them up. Michael Carey Clayton.
00:47:04
Yeah.
00:47:04
You gave the full name.
00:47:06
Well, you don't know how, baby. He went by Carrie.
00:47:08
He really, you know, one of the things in their mouth, some
00:47:11
some people test the world around them by sticking their junk in holes
00:47:16
and not nose holes.
00:47:17
Those are those are very specific holes.
00:47:20
I know some people stick to it like appliances and like weird stuff.
00:47:25
But then after the fact, some people are in
00:47:28
that don't take credit and say it happened accidentally.
00:47:31
I was just somebody honest just sucked me.
00:47:33
Yeah.
00:47:35
Yeah.
00:47:37
Well, I don't know how my penis got stuck in the vacuum cleaner.
00:47:42
Well, speaking of getting your penis
00:47:44
stuck in places, and I asked if you were afraid of their holes.
00:47:48
Yeah, this is my favorite one.
00:47:52
Dilation.
00:47:55
This is from the Mayo Clinic.
00:47:58
Okay.
00:47:59
And what is not upfront a lot of times is transgender
00:48:03
surgeries can be quite odd,
00:48:07
and it is basically like a cut, right?
00:48:10
Because it's not normally there.
00:48:11
If you get a vagina and you have a penis, if it's a sore,
00:48:14
it's an open wound that won't heal.
00:48:18
And so for the rest of your life, you need to
00:48:23
put something in there.
00:48:24
And so this is from the Mayo Clinic
00:48:28
discussing.
00:48:29
So it's now we're not going to watch
00:48:30
all 7 minutes of buster it a little bit but educational purposes
00:48:34
I love the frickin mayo that circumvent and to keep it open
00:48:37
I think for many trans women including myself but especially myself,
00:48:43
I look forward to one day having surgery for a long time.
00:48:48
So that meant looking up
00:48:51
on the Internet,
00:48:53
what what the routines would be,
00:48:55
what the surgery entailed.
00:48:58
So I knew going into it that dilation was bad actually.
00:49:02
I mean, I'm an attractive woman, but my routine, you know, post-op.
00:49:06
But just going forward permanently,
00:49:09
vaginal dilation is part of your self-care.
00:49:12
You will need to do vaginal dilation for the rest of your life.
00:49:18
You do not have a vagina, may shrink or close
00:49:21
if that changes might not be able to be reversed.
00:49:25
See, that's the one thing I watch here and might not be able to be reversed.
00:49:30
Like when they just slice it back open.
00:49:32
Just make a new cut.
00:49:33
Cut it back. Okay.
00:49:34
So like earrings, I don't know.
00:49:38
This is the device that the device comes in different colors,
00:49:41
different colors and sizes.
00:49:45
All right, give me a green one.
00:49:47
Oh, we're going on right here, which is the best part.
00:49:50
Or they do the little video, whereas I can
00:49:54
whole show how to used back
00:49:57
and side as you lean all five was manhole.
00:50:00
By the way, it's the Mayo Clinic.
00:50:02
Start your day in session with smallest dilator.
00:50:07
Hold a mirror in one hand
00:50:09
use the other hand Wow of your vagina.
00:50:12
Separate the skin,
00:50:15
relax through your hips.
00:50:17
Don't be a manatee here.
00:50:19
This is a male anatomy.
00:50:21
They're going to turn into deep breaths.
00:50:23
Okay?
00:50:23
Like the rounded end of the dilator with the lubricant at the opening
00:50:28
your hands around you and should point toward you.
00:50:32
They get that from insert.
00:50:34
The dilator goes slowly.
00:50:36
No, don't do it thing.
00:50:38
It's clitoris gentle curving swoop.
00:50:41
The dilator doesn't only straighten,
00:50:44
it follows the natural curve of the vaginal canal.
00:50:48
Keep gentle down and inward pressure underneath because you inserted
00:50:53
stop when the die leaders from the word end reaches the end of your vaginal canal.
00:50:58
Where does the baby go or right? Yes.
00:51:01
That message is the baby Peter in this we talked about this another.
00:51:06
You put the baby up here and then you should have back out.
00:51:08
And then you also.
00:51:09
So I regretfully have to say you didn't look at the show outline
00:51:13
because I'll find your vaccine right after donut holes is actual manholes.
00:51:17
So we're going to skip the manholes.
00:51:19
This is whole part three manholes.
00:51:22
I wasn't close to their wound.
00:51:26
It wasn't included
00:51:27
in them unless I tell you this gently.
00:51:30
But I should.
00:51:31
I was I was traveling all day, so I don't really want it.
00:51:35
And I want everything.
00:51:36
I want everything.
00:51:37
I want it all and all your.
00:51:39
They use this, like, generic looking black woman as if like, oh, but constant
00:51:44
inward pressure for the correct amount because no one's good at the right.
00:51:48
I'll be honest, I think if you're black, trannies are harder.
00:51:51
Tell Asian trannies in all honesty.
00:51:54
So that's probably why they use them.
00:51:55
Only remove the dilator then repeat with I think that's racist.
00:52:00
I think it's their skin wash.
00:52:02
The dilator is What's the dilator? No shit.
00:52:04
You have increased discharge following dilation increase.
00:52:07
They want to wear a pad to protect your clothing.
00:52:11
Yeah.
00:52:11
You get to wear a pad.
00:52:13
That's what drains unfamiliar feeling.
00:52:15
It's possible to dilate and to have a dilator.
00:52:19
Insert a dilator into your normal.
00:52:22
Your body's not a pleasurable experience on.
00:52:24
Let me adjust your voice and it's quite painful at first voice.
00:52:28
Sounds funny. Let me just let.
00:52:30
This is what you look forward to.
00:52:32
It feels much like a foreign body if you want to do entering
00:52:37
and it doesn't feel familiar and your body kind of wants to if you want to do it.
00:52:41
I know it's a tough beginning, but if you can get through it
00:52:45
those first two months and certainly don't make fun of me
00:52:48
if I classify
00:52:49
as something separate as a natural woman
00:52:51
and whatever and allowed to say whatever you say, I'm allowed to call it
00:52:56
that and
00:52:58
I will identify her as a bitch because she's happily convincing.
00:53:01
She looks like she should be a character
00:53:02
in The Lord of the Rings. She should have like
00:53:03
some pointy ears right here, and she'd sit right the fuck in.
00:53:06
Oh yeah.
00:53:09
But yeah,
00:53:10
that's some quite, quite some interesting shit there.
00:53:13
We played through on hole for which was donut holes.
00:53:17
Yeah.
00:53:18
Well the donut hole, the bottle.
00:53:21
You can put dolls in the butthole, you can play both hold the same time
00:53:25
if you want.
00:53:25
Everybody likes to be having both holes played at the same time.
00:53:31
My take on Donut hole is the hole of a donut
00:53:35
is is empty.
00:53:38
And I guess that's the point of donut holes.
00:53:40
But you should get a box.
00:53:43
An empty box.
00:53:44
Sorry, I like timbits.
00:53:48
Well, I like it.
00:53:49
You really related to back the boxes?
00:53:53
The vagina reference?
00:53:55
Yes, it was.
00:53:57
I got it a little late.
00:53:59
And that was the delay
00:54:04
of reports on TV.
00:54:05
Wait.
00:54:06
Problem in America that we start the same sidewalk shot regular people.
00:54:11
Right?
00:54:12
Carefully angled,
00:54:15
putting them off at the head.
00:54:16
We don't want to see who it is.
00:54:19
Aren't some of those people at home to go?
00:54:21
I that's my yes on CNN.
00:54:24
It's not fair
00:54:27
just to get some donut holes.
00:54:32
The donut hole.
00:54:34
The donut hole.
00:54:35
Let's stop right there.
00:54:38
What a horrible little snack.
00:54:39
If you want a donut, have a donut.
00:54:42
Why are you eating the hole?
00:54:45
We know why they're eating the hole.
00:54:47
Such a freaky metaphysical concept to begin with.
00:54:50
You knew of all the people holes.
00:54:53
A hole.
00:54:55
A hole does not exist.
00:54:56
Words have meanings.
00:54:59
A hole does not exist.
00:55:01
A hole so profound.
00:55:05
Yes, That was my riddle.
00:55:07
I asked What gets bigger the more you take out of it.
00:55:09
The answer is a hole.
00:55:10
But I like draws the answer. Debt
00:55:15
is definitely a hole.
00:55:18
It's the same answer.
00:55:19
We were talking about it.
00:55:20
Yeah. And it's yeah, it's a correct answer.
00:55:23
It's great.
00:55:25
He was.
00:55:25
But they also call being in debt, being in the hole.
00:55:29
They do do that, don't they.
00:55:32
Yeah.
00:55:32
How about in the army.
00:55:33
How would they say make a hole and automatically everyone
00:55:36
just gets out of the way.
00:55:38
I want that in real life.
00:55:40
A whole pile.
00:55:43
Oh yeah.
00:55:45
Oh there was some interesting shit
00:55:48
I forgot.
00:55:48
So when I went to the Hardy concert, when we got out of the Huntington Center,
00:55:54
there was a fucking woman laid out on the ground
00:55:57
and there was paramedics all around her.
00:55:58
And I'm assuming at some point there was a crowd
00:56:00
and they were like, Make a hole.
00:56:02
But that's. That's what made me think of that dude.
00:56:04
So supposedly what we have, we heard from the people that actually witnessed it.
00:56:10
The wife was just talking to a random dude, but not like hitting on him.
00:56:14
But the dude was dark.
00:56:16
She was like hitting on him and she he fucking punched her and she was out.
00:56:20
She was on the ground for a while.
00:56:22
And then after like 7 minutes of us kind of standing there gawking,
00:56:26
she finally, like, sits up and then she stands up.
00:56:29
And then they walk away together and the cops are there the whole time
00:56:33
asking all kinds of shit.
00:56:34
And it's one of those situations where she's she's afraid
00:56:36
to press charges or whatever the fuck, and they both walk away and go home.
00:56:40
When she got laid out by this fucking asshole, that was fucked up.
00:56:45
And he said, Make a hole for that.
00:56:46
And I forgot about that.
00:56:47
Cathy I know that was a fucking right.
00:56:50
And there were cops in the story.
00:56:51
Cops like donuts.
00:56:52
Done all that, got it turned on, and
00:56:56
I cover my manhole.
00:56:59
I cover mine, too, with underwear and shorts,
00:57:01
and ain't nobody touching that shirt.
00:57:04
So this is a good one, actually, Only I'm talking to you guys.
00:57:08
Stay away from a manhole.
00:57:12
Oh, potholes.
00:57:13
Hole follows in potholes.
00:57:15
Ooh, Pop, that's a rant for Michiganders.
00:57:19
Fix the damn roads.
00:57:20
She really meant it.
00:57:21
That was political slogan.
00:57:24
So, yeah.
00:57:25
Do you guys know why I'm really, really, really bad at telling stories?
00:57:30
Why we're known potholes.
00:57:33
Oh, I like that.
00:57:37
I get what is offensive.
00:57:40
I don't remember what community it was,
00:57:42
but people were complaining about the potholes they were getting.
00:57:44
Actually started planting flowers.
00:57:47
Oh, in in England.
00:57:48
Fuck, I should have pulled this up somewhere in England there was a.
00:57:53
Oh, that's supposed to be muted. Sorry.
00:57:55
I walked here in England.
00:57:56
There was a dude who frickin.
00:57:58
He he was drawing dicks.
00:58:01
He was spray painting dicks over all the potholes.
00:58:03
And they started out.
00:58:05
They actually started because of that.
00:58:08
Yeah, right.
00:58:10
Schwarzenegger filled a pothole today and worked.
00:58:14
Oh, look at him. Good.
00:58:15
This is crazy.
00:58:16
For three weeks, I've been waiting for this hole to get close to fucking.
00:58:21
He's been waiting for this whole.
00:58:23
Listen, he's done fucking with these,
00:58:26
and people are legitimately thinking, Well, hold on, hold on.
00:58:30
I have to call because Darren Dixon, it's definitely a publicity stunt.
00:58:35
So whatever word
00:58:37
does this driver
00:58:38
drive by every single construction site thanking all the workers every time? No.
00:58:42
So fuck you.
00:58:45
Fuck you, bitch. Not Arnold.
00:58:46
The bitch that drove by and said, Thank you.
00:58:48
Fuck you, bitch. She better go and thank you.
00:58:50
What do you think?
00:58:51
Let me hear you say it. Fuck you, bitch.
00:58:54
I think when they put that black actual
00:58:57
sticky tar gravel and it sticks to your tires,
00:59:01
that it flings up at your car, gets stuck to your undercarriage.
00:59:04
I hate with it.
00:59:05
That's why you to drive around it
00:59:08
and hard.
00:59:09
Our tired hard our da
00:59:12
da da da da da.
00:59:14
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
00:59:16
Lecter Actor da da.
00:59:19
Black tie.
00:59:20
Why? What did he do?
00:59:23
Who do?
00:59:25
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
00:59:26
Why are we talking about him for today?
00:59:29
He was on the screen.
00:59:30
Fill in a parking lot of panel. You demands ass.
00:59:32
Oh. Oh, You watching the show do or.
00:59:36
I know. I just got here.
00:59:38
Sorry. I've got something to show.
00:59:41
Are those two suspended over your shoulder there?
00:59:44
Hi, I'm Gary.
00:59:45
Welcome to Flat Dragons Line.
00:59:48
Whose pledge
00:59:50
to pledge?
00:59:51
What is it?
00:59:53
Are you there?
00:59:54
Did you put them in the ceiling?
00:59:57
The two cardboard?
00:59:57
Oh, yeah. Did you attach them? Don't you like those?
01:00:00
Tell? It's hard to tell how.
01:00:03
How they're up there. What?
01:00:04
What they're.
01:00:05
I know you're my Barnett.
01:00:07
It was confusing That's draws hair
01:00:11
Why is there a hole poked in their mouths and in the crotch here
01:00:16
there are holes Why is the dye all running and stuck together on that one?
01:00:20
Right.
01:00:25
That's the worst.
01:00:26
When I.
01:00:26
When you were a kid before the Internet, you'd find porn.
01:00:28
You'd be like, Yes.
01:00:29
And then you couldn't even open it because it was so stuck right.
01:00:33
I know. Yeah.
01:00:35
Non moving pictures.
01:00:36
That one was done.
01:00:37
That's why I was in the woods.
01:00:41
So because
01:00:45
it instantly took me to one place which would be.
01:00:49
Yeah.
01:00:52
Sorry.
01:00:54
That's all right.
01:00:54
Can we guess what that place is.
01:00:56
Yeah. No. Yeah. We can do for you.
01:00:58
Would you guys enjoy part of how you're
01:01:01
always pigeonholed as as the gay man?
01:01:05
It's one of my places that whenever I'm
01:01:08
sure there's nothing wrong with that.
01:01:11
NASCAR or
01:01:13
NASCAR.
01:01:15
Okay, NASCAR, wait.
01:01:16
They have lines and holes. Hole.
01:01:19
That's always.
01:01:20
So these holes are ancient holes
01:01:24
like outlined.
01:01:26
But yeah, they they claim that they're irrigation, so it's not as entertaining.
01:01:31
But my man takes a kind of a decent, decent
01:01:39
explanation.
01:01:40
But these have been shown they're not sure exactly what they were.
01:01:45
And haven't been sure exactly what they were.
01:01:46
But they're coming to that because they did a penetrating radar and stuff
01:01:51
and no one cares.
01:01:52
So where is this and where am I?
01:01:55
In fact,
01:01:56
I'm below ground
01:01:59
at the city or just outside the city of NASCAR in Peru.
01:02:03
The water here coming from the high mountains or possibly
01:02:06
even the Andes going underground
01:02:10
and working its way gradually to the ocean.
01:02:13
Like how do they know that there was underground?
01:02:15
Like, wouldn't there be a river there?
01:02:16
Why, when they accessed or was access mine in Alaska,
01:02:19
people but more than 1000 feet by the sediment.
01:02:23
So it's like fresh water shit.
01:02:30
What this is, is a spiral staircase going up from the water,
01:02:34
which is at least 30 feet underground
01:02:37
and working its way all the way up here.
01:02:40
If I can get out of it to this very now, not that many now he does.
01:02:44
At some point you get into it through here elongated skull people
01:02:48
because high in areas as well
01:02:52
and they were there's a long in a skull people
01:02:56
that may or may not have existed regardless of what you believe in but
01:02:59
also in Alaska Peru.
01:03:04
We're going to jump over to the NASCAR holes,
01:03:08
which are quite interesting because it's
01:03:10
just the band of holes that are dug all next to each other.
01:03:14
They have recently developed an idea
01:03:18
that they claim that they were for potential taxation.
01:03:22
They would fill these holes with fruit and shit like.
01:03:24
But it this make no sense.
01:03:26
Like how would you access the inside holes? Outside holes?
01:03:28
And look how long this goes for to.
01:03:30
I'm assuming that this was gradual erosion over the years,
01:03:34
but this is a long fucking strip of holes for no fucking reason.
01:03:40
I mean, one of the other weird, strange things that are in Peru,
01:03:46
those in great, great drone footage here.
01:03:49
Yeah, but these are like,
01:03:53
about
01:03:55
two or three feet wide
01:03:57
and about a foot deep maximum.
01:04:00
But they have no idea really why those are there.
01:04:03
But yeah, yeah, the tax idea is just speculation.
01:04:07
Initially when I saw this, this was on an ancient aliens episode in my head.
01:04:10
They didn't say this on the episode, but I mean, it almost looks like it's
01:04:15
I don't know, what would you do?
01:04:16
What would make a perfectly shaped hole.
01:04:18
Good Even the organization of them is not like to the tee
01:04:22
if it was like a machinery or something that was doing this, there
01:04:25
wouldn't be an offset of holes unless you had, I guess, a big wheel
01:04:29
that was turning, but which I guess could be possible,
01:04:32
but only for taking soil samples of the whole area here.
01:04:35
I mean, I don't know who the fuck knows, to be honest, but I always find that
01:04:41
that one really interesting because it's curious
01:04:44
just mysterious,
01:04:49
or you have to hole six
01:04:51
or seven plot holes.
01:04:53
Come in.
01:04:54
Oh, I only had to change Hollywood
01:04:57
because it's loaded with the plot holes.
01:05:01
My favorite.
01:05:03
Their favorite.
01:05:06
I won't say my favorite first,
01:05:07
but yeah, every year Mount Rushmore,
01:05:11
there's only one.
01:05:12
Is the plot hole and Star Wars.
01:05:14
When they hit Luke Skywalker's,
01:05:17
when they had Luke Skywalker from the Empire by moving him
01:05:20
on the same planet with the same last name.
01:05:23
Right?
01:05:24
Right.
01:05:25
Kind of a hidden, hidden.
01:05:30
This guy rattles them pretty quick here.
01:05:35
When I knew it,
01:05:35
my we could have just flown the ring to Mt.
01:05:38
Doom and saved everyone all that trouble.
01:05:40
And Toy Story,
01:05:41
Why does Buzz freeze like the other toys when he thinks he's a real person?
01:05:44
And Ocean's 11?
01:05:45
How did they get the fliers into the vault in Cinderella?
01:05:47
Why does the glass slipper stay when everything else disappears in Alien?
01:05:51
If the acid can melt through the floor, why does it melt through the entire ship
01:05:54
in gremlins?
01:05:54
What is after the most technically mean?
01:05:56
Isn't it always after midnight?
01:05:58
How many movies in Star Wars once the Death Star had a trash compactor?
01:06:01
When they get back into space?
01:06:03
Exactly where we're getting stuck.
01:06:05
If you want to watch stuff this way, you can even find plot holes in this video.
01:06:08
Why am I wearing sunglasses if I'm inside, I'm indoors
01:06:11
in one shot and outdoors in the next.
01:06:13
But we see me go unnoticed to hold.
01:06:15
You can find plot holes or logic gaps or even a cast.
01:06:19
If you want to go right ahead.
01:06:21
Just don't tell me that those are genuine flaws and problems
01:06:24
and reasons going to be less entertaining.
01:06:26
If there wasn't plot holes, I don't know.
01:06:29
We would have been won over.
01:06:31
I mean, sometimes what's nice,
01:06:33
it's like anything you I can't imagine.
01:06:35
I take fucking five episodes of flag rants
01:06:39
and try to find some stuff that matters.
01:06:41
Imagine taking a whole bunch of fucking film in different takes
01:06:46
and trying to mash that into a movie
01:06:48
and then try cutting it down to a concise hour and a half to 2 hours.
01:06:52
That makes sense.
01:06:53
Like, that's probably really fucking right.
01:06:55
And that's what he was getting to.
01:06:56
He's if there's technical issues or mistakes, people don't pay attention.
01:07:00
They miss stuff that's not plot holes.
01:07:02
But another Star Wars prequel, Princess Leia claims to remember her mother.
01:07:07
But as far as I know, she died at birth.
01:07:10
So damn good memory
01:07:13
as far as I know, even reference that.
01:07:15
And my other Star Wars one, C-3PO knows 8 million languages.
01:07:20
He was built on Tantawi.
01:07:22
He didn't speak Zhuo
01:07:27
Huh. Okay, that's that seems like a plot hole.
01:07:30
Those are it. Yeah.
01:07:30
So if it's if it's in the writing, to me, it's a plot hole.
01:07:33
If it's just, you know, like in Bugs Bunny, when they keep passing
01:07:36
the same little
01:07:38
scene or again,
01:07:41
you know, because of budget and drawing,
01:07:44
not because plot holes.
01:07:48
Okay.
01:07:49
I have I have a number eight as foxholes but I have absolutely no content.
01:07:53
There's nothing funny about being in a foxhole.
01:07:55
We could watch somebody build a survival foxhole, but I don't really care anybody
01:07:59
Ben in the oh, my favorite foxhole quote is there are no atheists in a foxhole.
01:08:06
No, I respect the fuck out of people.
01:08:09
But when I was in high school and that stupid recruiter was there,
01:08:11
I'm like, You got to be a fucking idiot to sign up for that shit.
01:08:14
But no offense to anybody, it's just my like out of everyone that served,
01:08:20
not only my grandpa was in World War Two, he had the shakes like flashback
01:08:24
and shit.
01:08:25
Yeah, I'm not qualified to say
01:08:27
anything or make fun of it
01:08:31
or make fun or whatever.
01:08:32
I'm qualified to make fun of anything.
01:08:34
I'd make fun of it if I knew anything about it.
01:08:37
Speaking of that company, have you pimp the number?
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You go to the number
01:08:42
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01:08:44
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01:08:45
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When Brady had shown the revenue,
01:09:08
the revenue stream that's rolling in, like, at least we're not in a hole.
01:09:12
And it's, like, not so much revenue.
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You realize
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we are so much in the hole.
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01:09:35
I'm waiting for my first shipment of merch to show up on my porch.
01:09:38
It'll be this week. Wednesday.
01:09:41
I'm waiting for a bus to get my hair out, because,
01:09:44
again, it's not just people.
01:09:46
They weren't clogging me.
01:09:48
I know him, and I don't want to go over there, period.
01:09:50
So, yeah, there's your hat.
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Oh, it's on that gentleman up there.
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The rusty current. Yeah,
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the high quality flex flex fit, embroidered hat,
01:10:03
getting all dusty up there.
01:10:04
I say this is a controversial statement.
01:10:07
Janeway was better o o anyway.
01:10:11
Was not better.
01:10:12
Now I know it just happened to be my my wheelhouse.
01:10:14
Because when there wasn't shit on a Saturday afternoon,
01:10:18
you were forced to watch fucking Star Trek.
01:10:21
Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.
01:10:24
Hercules Space was Deep Space nine.
01:10:27
Captain. I don't even remember his name.
01:10:30
Cisco.
01:10:31
Cisco. That's right.
01:10:33
A black captain with a mexican name.
01:10:37
One to cover all their angles.
01:10:40
Smile more.
01:10:43
Okay.
01:10:45
All right.
01:10:45
Oh, thank you.
01:10:47
New hole nine Bullet holes.
01:10:51
Ooh. Okay,
01:10:53
that's interesting, because I've got a thing
01:10:56
about you do.
01:10:58
Well,
01:10:59
I don't want to get locked.
01:11:03
Let's watch something blow up real quick, So, yeah, go ahead.
01:11:06
Do your thing, because I've got it.
01:11:08
Hey, guys.
01:11:10
Today I had a cute up.
01:11:11
My man already called me, like, four times, right?
01:11:14
It's my birthday, and that's not the right video.
01:11:16
Prior to that, I was afraid of some of the.
01:11:19
Well, you want me to roll?
01:11:20
I had the timestamp and then I paused it or something happened.
01:11:25
Lame.
01:11:27
This is the same video.
01:11:28
You just need to find the same spot. Spot
01:11:32
before in spot.
01:11:34
Oh yeah.
01:11:35
Speaking of which, fucking Greg Giraldo.
01:11:37
Here we go.
01:11:41
He's just shooting in blown shit up
01:11:44
going the
01:11:47
getting
01:11:49
ready. Ready.
01:11:51
Your clothes.
01:11:55
Well, that was very non climactic.
01:11:59
Got the one I want me to do here.
01:12:03
You got to hit it.
01:12:04
Okay. So I don't know.
01:12:06
I see.
01:12:07
I got I just missed by one little lump there
01:12:10
on YouTube You can go to the most viewed.
01:12:13
That's usually where the cool shit happens.
01:12:14
A little tip on YouTube
01:12:17
that was also non climactic.
01:12:22
It wasn't me.
01:12:23
The one shot.
01:12:26
One get one shot. Okay.
01:12:29
Thought that was going to be better.
01:12:30
You got anything blown, right?
01:12:32
Something blown up.
01:12:36
Blown up? Me?
01:12:39
Yeah.
01:12:40
Are you talking to me? It.
01:12:41
You got bullet holes?
01:12:43
Yeah. Something blowing up.
01:12:45
My cousin.
01:12:47
Yeah, I had a shooting.
01:12:50
A bullet. Your cousin got shorter.
01:12:53
There's another one that's more in depth and longer.
01:12:57
My cousin was shot
01:13:00
and almost died.
01:13:12
What type of things?
01:13:13
Where you went? You 17.
01:13:15
I felt like I was, like, invincible.
01:13:17
I was a skateboarder hanging out with girls.
01:13:20
I played some sports, a little bit of, like, football and stuff, but back
01:13:24
then I had friends, but I don't think they were like my real, real friends.
01:13:27
I think I was just mixed up with the wrong crowd, really.
01:13:29
At 17, when Ross Capucon was a junior
01:13:32
in high school, something happened that changed his life.
01:13:36
In fact, it almost ended it just driving down this road,
01:13:40
taking my so-called friend to his family member's house to get some things
01:13:46
pulled over in this alley right here.
01:13:48
That's where everything happened.
01:13:51
Ross was shot three times
01:13:53
with a shotgun point blank range.
01:13:57
I Got there right on the arm. But I also
01:14:01
have the scar on my head.
01:14:03
And the barrel was actually about that far away from my brain.
01:14:07
So then I also was shot in the heart right here
01:14:11
point blank.
01:14:14
It would take
01:14:14
an extraordinary will for Ross to survive.
01:14:18
We're not talking small wounds, but the hole in my chest was about
01:14:22
like maybe a little bit bigger than a coffee cup
01:14:24
to survive and now to thrive.
01:14:28
I think the most blessed person to walk this earth.
01:14:31
Now, why do you say that?
01:14:32
Because I just went through that traumatic incident that left me dead.
01:14:37
And I'm sitting here talking to you about it right here.
01:14:40
Real life.
01:14:44
So it's a much shorter version.
01:14:45
There's a longer version
01:14:49
by another
01:14:52
if there was another situation.
01:14:55
But let's make a point that that was the Oprah Oprah Winfrey Network.
01:14:59
Yeah.
01:15:00
Yeah. No, he got interviewed by a couple of things.
01:15:02
He was on Anderson Cooper's talk show and actually reunited with
01:15:06
the police officer that saved him.
01:15:09
He claims that he he so he was shot there.
01:15:13
His arm was actually like dangling like I every year at Christmas.
01:15:17
I've been with this dude.
01:15:20
And like, when it happened, like, it was freaking the weirdest, craziest thing.
01:15:23
No one knew where the fuck he went.
01:15:25
And then he woke up.
01:15:26
He woke up in the hospital.
01:15:28
He tried to walk.
01:15:29
He he in the one video, I guess, I could have played that one too,
01:15:32
but I figured that one was shorter and more concise.
01:15:35
The other one's like a lot longer.
01:15:37
But he, he just.
01:15:39
He claimed that something picked him up and helped him walk.
01:15:45
And I don't know if maybe like that may have been like
01:15:47
an onlooker who saw the car because the guy took his car, his friend.
01:15:51
He knew this dude for 20 fucking like for ten years.
01:15:54
I think
01:15:56
the dude was trying to join a gang
01:15:58
and he at his arraignment, he was wearing a pimp suit and shit.
01:16:02
And his, his family was a specific demographic and
01:16:06
he was apparently trying to join the Crips or some type of gang.
01:16:10
And so they were all in that mentality and they were pissed at my family
01:16:14
for going after him legally and not settling it in the streets.
01:16:20
Like,
01:16:21
wow, Yeah.
01:16:23
Welcome to Detroit.
01:16:26
313. Yeah, the kid.
01:16:27
The kid kept wanting them
01:16:28
to take him to his cousin's house and drop him off down in Detroit.
01:16:31
And so he made it to a clearing and there was a
01:16:36
P.O. officer that happened to take this road.
01:16:39
And his words were that like, I would never drive down this road.
01:16:42
Normally
01:16:43
there was some shit that would get in my way,
01:16:44
and I to make it to somewhere on time or something.
01:16:47
And they would this place, that street is extremely dangerous.
01:16:50
I wouldn't feel officer saying this and just sees him
01:16:53
out of the corner of his eye and sees him collapse
01:16:56
and he friggin rushes over there and he keeps them attentive.
01:16:59
And he my my cousin also in the one video and I talked to him about as well,
01:17:05
but the video describes it and he just he had an out-of-body experience.
01:17:09
Experience saw himself laying in the gurney.
01:17:14
There's a lot of weird shit that he went through,
01:17:16
but that was crazy for for our family.
01:17:20
Not like, you know, a direct cousin, but like, my mom's Italian.
01:17:24
They're all, you know, they're really close regardless.
01:17:26
But what's also interesting is that
01:17:29
Joyner Lucas, who is a rapper and I'm not going to play a lot of this
01:17:34
as a named song after him.
01:17:37
And it Joyner Lucas kind
01:17:39
of got famous for doing
01:17:42
kind of these storytelling rap things.
01:17:46
And it's quite it's on me.
01:17:49
He got me to the point
01:17:50
I can't even if that means bullets, bullets, guns and chastity killers.
01:17:54
That's the really shit I have a witness,
01:17:57
so I'm not going to play the whole thing.
01:17:58
But he goes through the story.
01:17:59
But I don't like
01:18:00
I don't like the song that much because the facts are a little skewed.
01:18:03
He does not get the facts right. I don't know how, but.
01:18:06
So there's an old Lucas doing a couple songs with Eminem, and so it's
01:18:11
kind of like a weird the bullet holes now it's fucking arm is like
01:18:18
he's those guys with guns, so don't go there.
01:18:20
Another friend of Eminem, 50, has a boy eight bones.
01:18:25
Yeah. And it's so fast right?
01:18:27
I'm I'm a I'm a game fan and the police report says
01:18:33
five bullet holes five and game design
01:18:38
and so there's there is a whole
01:18:41
game on them.
01:18:41
I can't believe my man had to perform with Busta Rhymes at 17.
01:18:47
He performed in the Super Bowl like he's he's got hits right?
01:18:51
He performed it Frickin pineapple
01:18:54
with Busta Rhymes and they performed on a Sunday night.
01:18:57
This is not like this is like
01:19:00
he fell off after fucking his first album,
01:19:03
The Massacre Sucks Fucking candy shop, all this fucking poppy bullshit.
01:19:08
Sorry.
01:19:08
My daughter was going to a rap concert over that weekend
01:19:11
and I said, Oh, you're going to see 50 Cent And she
01:19:14
she was going to see suicide boys.
01:19:17
And I feel stupid and old.
01:19:19
I don't know.
01:19:19
Said, I don't know who she was.
01:19:21
I don't know either.
01:19:22
I heard a little bit about him.
01:19:24
Heard a little bit.
01:19:26
He was good.
01:19:27
First album was great.
01:19:29
Here's a bullet blowing up a bullet, a bullet hole and a bullet.
01:19:33
Do they fire each other? Very well.
01:19:34
Lined up this time.
01:19:37
Oh, oh!
01:19:41
Oh, wow.
01:19:43
Whoo!
01:19:44
Whoa!
01:19:47
It's still regular blast, but the bullet went out.
01:19:50
Yeah, I know.
01:19:52
You know, look at all that happening that.
01:19:55
Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
01:19:58
Look, I don't know what size of that gun pellet got, but that's really cool.
01:20:02
I couldn't see when it like, Oh, I smelled.
01:20:05
That's the size of that gun.
01:20:08
Well, maybe.
01:20:09
Oh, holy shit.
01:20:14
Interesting.
01:20:15
Incredibly incredible.
01:20:19
I believe we're at the turn
01:20:22
back nine.
01:20:23
We're going to spin.
01:20:24
Oh, Shane Squirrel spin at the turn.
01:20:28
Get it.
01:20:28
Got another the drunk or not?
01:20:30
But I just didn't show the drunk show.
01:20:33
I have no idea what that means.
01:20:34
What is that, a typo,
01:20:37
Mr. Dover?
01:20:40
First someone looked it up.
01:20:42
And what is a fart?
01:20:45
Shark conducts
01:20:46
armed assaults, assassinations, extortion operations and hostage taking.
01:20:50
The group focuses most of its attacks on the Colombian government
01:20:53
and military targets, but it also attacks critical infrastructure,
01:20:56
Colombian civilian population, occasionally U.S.
01:20:58
military personnel in the country.
01:21:01
So we fought against the revolutionary
01:21:05
armed forces of Colombia.
01:21:08
I don't want to go far this.
01:21:10
We're just going to fuck it away.
01:21:13
Yeah, I do not.
01:21:15
We do not condone terrorist military operations
01:21:18
unless they're for free and free arms.
01:21:21
I mean, a free right to carry arms, not free arms.
01:21:25
Arms are always going to cost.
01:21:27
What are Fark, whatever you know, it's been.
01:21:32
Yeah, Yeah.
01:21:34
Give me a real sense what the fuck was not going to get any better.
01:21:38
Yeah,
01:21:43
that's very generous.
01:21:44
Very like Choo-Choo train not building.
01:21:49
I would dive into the engineering of of
01:21:53
the Great Pyramids, but we've already kind of discussed that.
01:21:56
I think it's known you're interested in it.
01:22:00
If a doctor screws up, he kills one person.
01:22:03
If an engineer screws up and the bridge
01:22:06
fails, he kills hundreds
01:22:09
and one gets punishment
01:22:11
and the other doesn't,
01:22:14
the engineers can go to jail.
01:22:16
Yeah, I think engineers could get there.
01:22:18
Really There's not protection. Then. Go ahead.
01:22:20
Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
01:22:21
If you do it, you design.
01:22:23
It's deadly. You.
01:22:25
You. Yeah, you are going to.
01:22:26
You're going to get in big trouble.
01:22:28
Yeah, but You could also just blame it on
01:22:31
process or tricking contractors.
01:22:35
That's one thing.
01:22:36
The 911.
01:22:37
Yeah. To prove it.
01:22:38
Okay 911.
01:22:40
Like people on the outside of building things.
01:22:42
You don't understand how
01:22:46
shitty contractors are.
01:22:47
Like they hired a bunch of contractors to build the Twin Towers.
01:22:51
Who knows
01:22:52
how many fucking building flaws could be in there that no one knows about?
01:22:55
And that could have been what potentially
01:22:58
made them fall.
01:22:58
Those buildings were designed to set up a game.
01:23:01
Planes, airplane crashes instead of the ghost planes.
01:23:04
Yeah, they were.
01:23:05
But they weren't designed to sustain high heat.
01:23:07
You forget that there was all kinds of natural and differing materials
01:23:11
that are in that building.
01:23:12
There's plastics,
01:23:13
there's fucking different woods, there's all kinds of thermite and burn.
01:23:18
That's not true. But
01:23:20
thermite is people that don't
01:23:25
breach, I don't know, energy classes.
01:23:28
I'm not a metal metallurgist, but I've had metallurgy classes.
01:23:32
If I had those that my place, there'd be a bookshelf behind me
01:23:36
and there was a metallurgy book and a motherfucker.
01:23:39
My theme song is metal.
01:23:41
What's a beads? I know things.
01:23:44
Okay.
01:23:45
I know you read books on the show.
01:23:49
I did.
01:23:50
And Undercurrent.
01:23:51
Yes. That's another Seinfeld reference, by the way.
01:23:55
Oh, so we don't need to take a break.
01:23:57
I saw Jerry Seinfeld earlier on this episode.
01:24:00
Unless you want unless you want to, like I did any of those.
01:24:03
And I've got get up here.
01:24:05
I got this golf.
01:24:06
I got yeah, I don't know which one's better.
01:24:08
I like them both, but I like the one with everyone.
01:24:10
But I feel like the edit is better on the word.
01:24:13
The Halloween one.
01:24:15
We're degrees. We're in frickin.
01:24:17
He's dressed as Rick.
01:24:19
Oh, there's.
01:24:20
Yeah, there's a new show by those assholes that isn't the Hammond guy.
01:24:24
It's not good.
01:24:26
Oh, it's on Hulu.
01:24:28
And look at me. I'm in the white jacket.
01:24:31
Yeah, he's the lab coat.
01:24:32
I don't know, but let's.
01:24:34
All right, start this shit.
01:24:37
Rascal,
01:24:40
help legalize marijuana.
01:24:43
I just want to say
01:24:46
stop. All right? Okay.
01:24:48
Stay away
01:24:51
from me.
01:24:52
I just want to say. Okay.
01:24:55
All right. It's okay.
01:24:57
Stay Away
01:25:00
from this whole event.
01:25:01
I just want to see your reaction when to smoke it down to the ashes.
01:25:05
It's physical.
01:25:05
That's you.
01:25:05
Good. You only get it at physical.
01:25:09
Beginning to feel.
01:25:10
And it's a bold jump.
01:25:11
I see the light. Touch him.
01:25:14
Still can't touch you Feel the need to own.
01:25:17
You should
01:25:19
be looking at me
01:25:21
just for you Want me to bring peace to the ground?
01:25:25
We want to have a harvesting the sounds of the royal.
01:25:30
So for the whole year we've been fishing
01:25:33
for your ugly, amazing holding.
01:25:36
You want to say, Hey, he's not all right, so
01:25:41
stay away
01:25:44
from me.
01:25:45
I just want to say,
01:25:47
All right, So
01:25:50
stay away.
01:25:53
It's like a
01:25:56
smoking down on the patio.
01:25:57
It's a goose bumps.
01:25:58
Real nasty, like nail down a chalkboard.
01:26:00
I'm about to get closer to the board horse before I get for a blazer.
01:26:05
Once more for the two cars.
01:26:08
How deep fried chicken pot pies.
01:26:10
When I get like side by side, if you're in the same state of mind,
01:26:15
I'm in your shirt drawn kid.
01:26:18
Got to have a third to like, Oh, shit.
01:26:20
But I keep my own date.
01:26:22
Me and him like this. He's doing good.
01:26:25
Little party This where we're watching it right on the yellow vest.
01:26:29
If I wasn't in the gym. Who? My
01:26:33
father and
01:26:34
I never smoked when motivated living in Michigan.
01:26:37
Got everything in another brother.
01:26:40
But I'm telling him intelligence is used as a reference is the best way
01:26:44
to really stress, to say, I just want to say,
01:26:48
hey, I'm all right, it's okay.
01:26:51
Stay away
01:26:54
from all that.
01:26:55
I just want to say,
01:26:58
All right, it's okay.
01:27:00
Stay away.
01:27:02
You see what told you that?
01:27:04
I just want to say it's not all right.
01:27:07
It's okay.
01:27:08
You'll be able to totally be.
01:27:13
Is anybody ever actually make a basket?
01:27:15
So now we get the drawn out
01:27:19
for the totally me.
01:27:21
I just got back to real time.
01:27:23
We'll take it away.
01:27:25
Let's say it'll be a slow, more beautiful little rate
01:27:28
and we figure out how to do ducking because
01:27:31
this guy's training with you here.
01:27:34
So he didn't shoot you was in the next room
01:27:37
with every piece of his face. We have to register.
01:27:39
Are you amazing that we're going in and don't smoke?
01:27:42
That can be like Frank.
01:27:44
But they make me
01:27:48
feel bad. So
01:27:51
I'm born. And,
01:27:53
you know, he's so much down to the bottom
01:27:57
pipe, all this stuff, and it's on to the bomb.
01:27:59
You can't go wrong with real technology.
01:28:02
They said, All right, so how is it?
01:28:04
All right?
01:28:05
Okay.
01:28:06
Aren't you just playing like a chess game?
01:28:11
The best way to say anything.
01:28:12
You could change your name.
01:28:15
You just say
01:28:17
I bears one.
01:28:22
The other drone video features
01:28:23
my dog when he was just a little puppy.
01:28:28
Yeah, that's a small one.
01:28:31
Yeah, He finds a snake.
01:28:33
It was his first snake encounter.
01:28:38
Yeah.
01:28:38
Don't have the phone open.
01:28:41
Oh, yeah.
01:28:42
Well, well, well.
01:28:43
You do that. This, I thought, was hilarious.
01:28:45
I think I sent you guys, but this is pretty fucking hilarious.
01:28:50
Yeah,
01:28:52
Unless he had something ready to go.
01:28:54
Comes rabbit holes.
01:28:55
Rabbit hole with
01:28:57
the rabbit holes.
01:28:58
The next hole, ten
01:29:00
par four does have rabbit holes.
01:29:03
No, she got to.
01:29:06
We can take a teddy bear.
01:29:08
So there's always something.
01:29:10
There's all these people.
01:29:12
Dig this one in Dublin.
01:29:15
Yeah.
01:29:15
She put her hole where they do sort of crazy stuff in Dublin.
01:29:19
How many holes does a woman have
01:29:23
the ear holes?
01:29:24
Carl, this definitely for you look good.
01:29:29
Oh, dammit.
01:29:31
I need to find a better video of that.
01:29:33
But frickin the dude in the video footage.
01:29:36
This comes out first, right?
01:29:37
So he's on the news talking about, like, how.
01:29:39
Oh, my God, he's supposed to be an expert, and he.
01:29:42
He's talking about how, like, the immediate.
01:29:44
Oh, it's this meteorite on this meteor, and it was accreted from a meteor.
01:29:47
Like this is like a weird anomaly. Look how he's like.
01:29:49
Look how it formed.
01:29:50
It came in at this direction, like he's all breaking it down science.
01:29:54
And then it comes out like a day later that these guys all dug this fucking hole
01:29:57
on this beach.
01:29:58
And the dude never saw that.
01:30:02
Yeah. Did you send it? I thought I had it.
01:30:05
I had a better idea.
01:30:06
I sent it in the group
01:30:08
like, a while ago, just for the fun of it, because I thought it was interesting.
01:30:12
But I recall watching that.
01:30:14
Yeah, there was ac1 of my favorite rabbit holes right there.
01:30:18
How did they know?
01:30:19
Wait, how did as far as digging the hole, did the guy accidentally release
01:30:23
the video, ordered somebody actually video him setting it up?
01:30:27
No. How did the video come out of him digging the hole?
01:30:31
They just dug it for fun and they recorded themselves digging it.
01:30:33
It was on social media somewhere else.
01:30:36
And I'm sure at some point
01:30:38
somebody who saw their video saw that because they're all local.
01:30:42
I'm sure that's going to pop up on your news
01:30:43
and you'll be like all this shit, That's hilarious.
01:30:45
But my buddy Bill dug that hole in this guy.
01:30:47
He's talking about it like unassigned level,
01:30:49
acting like an expert, and it's literally just dug by humans.
01:30:52
And he's acting like this. He can either
01:30:54
he finds a rock in the cellar and he's like, Look, it's a meteorite.
01:30:57
It came at this angle, and you look how.
01:30:59
It's how it created the hole.
01:31:00
Yeah, Yeah, I like that. Yeah.
01:31:03
Breaking it down scientifically, that's.
01:31:04
That's the part that is he just kept.
01:31:07
I'm at a loss for words.
01:31:08
He just kept digging himself deeper, didn't he?
01:31:11
Oh, yeah.
01:31:15
No way out of that one.
01:31:16
So the rabbit holes that I've been following
01:31:18
are all conspiracy theory foil hat nonsense.
01:31:21
But this JFK one has legs.
01:31:25
I kind of look like an idiot with the Mandela effect because that inevitability
01:31:29
led me to flat earth, which is not said so I think I'm barking up the wrong tree.
01:31:33
There.
01:31:35
But yeah,
01:31:37
this is that's
01:31:40
that was the rabbit hole led to flatulence.
01:31:46
This is the most relevant of our holes.
01:31:50
Is it, though?
01:31:51
It is.
01:31:54
Well, you know where it comes from, right?
01:31:56
Right.
01:31:57
Alice in Wonderland.
01:32:00
Thank you for mansplaining rabbit holes to us.
01:32:04
Scary. You're welcome.
01:32:06
So it's not like a gopher hole, which is actually a tunnel.
01:32:09
It's not included in our list.
01:32:11
The rabbit hole you're saying has to be Alice in Wonderland.
01:32:14
How? How so?
01:32:18
It's when you go into to go to the hole
01:32:21
and it opens up this whole world that you didn't even know existed.
01:32:24
Agatha is one of them.
01:32:25
So, like being gay?
01:32:29
Nope.
01:32:32
Will you at all finally open up your hole
01:32:34
and it opens up a whole new world? Yes.
01:32:39
Yeah. Your ass.
01:32:41
Yeah.
01:32:42
That's what gay people say,
01:32:47
though, in reference to your ass.
01:32:51
Is there a rabbit?
01:32:55
In fact,
01:32:56
did you know that your asshole can stretch big enough to fit two rabbits?
01:33:01
Yes, I did.
01:33:03
A rabbit is three inches in diameter in a typical human anus.
01:33:08
That outer sphincter can stretch to six
01:33:12
average.
01:33:12
6 to 6 inches without doing permanent damage
01:33:17
there. You know, it's funny.
01:33:19
I didn't know. I didn't know that detail.
01:33:21
I was just reading.
01:33:22
It sounded like it was first hand
01:33:25
or second hand.
01:33:26
I read this six inches.
01:33:28
How many hands would it take to make six inches in a hole?
01:33:33
So I did not want to present this because I feel like it is like
01:33:36
private information that shouldn't have been out there.
01:33:38
But it is hilarious.
01:33:40
But I mentioned before is the Wrestler.
01:33:42
Page was a stage name and she used the device
01:33:45
to stretch her asshole and was excited in these videos that came out.
01:33:48
So she, like you, told us that already.
01:33:50
Her dude was in the film in some shit.
01:33:52
She she had a threesome with another wrestler.
01:33:54
Like they should have her doing shit in the locker rooms
01:33:57
and they come on the fucking one title belt.
01:34:01
And then just surprisingly on the show, like thereafter, they introduce
01:34:06
a new title belt when they find out that this information comes out.
01:34:11
You don't want to go to movie theaters if you don't like that story.
01:34:14
Sit on my seat.
01:34:16
It's like the
01:34:19
fucking blood pressure pump
01:34:21
and it's a dildo with a little head on the top that expands.
01:34:24
And apparently you heard of alien eggs getting her whole
01:34:27
eggs.
01:34:28
There are these things that you
01:34:29
that the woman puts them up and then she lays them for you.
01:34:33
Some people are very
01:34:36
similar.
01:34:37
I zero in spawn while trick.
01:34:39
These are soft.
01:34:40
They're not supposed to cause things. So I thought.
01:34:43
I thought the whole the dilation, the vaginal down dilation on transgenders
01:34:47
was going to be a similar device like that.
01:34:49
But it looks like it's just the generic lame old dildo.
01:34:53
Yeah, right.
01:34:54
But it does something apparently, that is evenly expands.
01:34:58
I don't know that much.
01:34:59
It should have, but it does something to take any sharp,
01:35:02
long object laying around you and poke penetrated through your skin.
01:35:06
But it would do something.
01:35:08
Yeah. No.
01:35:09
Oh, I. To a stupid piercing hole.
01:35:11
Small but effective.
01:35:13
Yeah.
01:35:14
Yeah.
01:35:14
He pierce I can't I can't shovel nice hole.
01:35:17
And then I don't even think about piercings.
01:35:19
That's good topic for holes.
01:35:21
Yeah, there's some weird piercing about my urethra.
01:35:23
That's my peephole.
01:35:25
Did you pierced that?
01:35:26
So here's a
01:35:29
that'd be another hole.
01:35:32
Okay, so before we leave,
01:35:34
so just the news video of the of the creator of the dude.
01:35:39
That's actually your Prince Albert.
01:35:41
And I can tell you better a lot about much.
01:35:44
This guy. This guy's hilarious.
01:35:47
James Kennedy in his tracks yesterday when, as you say,
01:35:51
he was walking his beach here along Portmarnock Beach in Dublin.
01:35:55
We're joined by days now.
01:35:57
Dave, tell us why you went to the new location.
01:35:59
Is this complete shock?
01:36:00
To be honest, I was walking along just with the dog and came
01:36:04
across the impact site Fortune of Space.
01:36:07
So he thinks it's a crater from that rock.
01:36:09
And when I saw the parking meter
01:36:12
and and then behold, right now I just threw a rock in the center.
01:36:15
Or he found it in the rock. What?
01:36:16
What about it made you He brought that.
01:36:18
He went and got that like.
01:36:20
So it doesn't look like I'm showing
01:36:21
like people is explaining the angle that created the big mound around.
01:36:25
So that was everything.
01:36:26
The inside, it was blown out, but it's just the actual weight of it
01:36:30
and its density.
01:36:30
You definitely going to have to get a check
01:36:32
to see what it's made of and tell us about the markings on it.
01:36:35
So here you can actually see with the scoring.
01:36:38
So that would have happened as it's coming through.
01:36:39
This doesn't give credibility to actually that before it made the
01:36:45
small, isn't it?
01:36:46
But what does it feel like and what did it look like?
01:36:48
I mean, seeing the impact that it made was like a meteor.
01:36:50
So when in fact it was actually feels like about three bags of sugar.
01:36:53
So it's actually extremely heavy, three way assault,
01:36:56
but not an odd comparison looking at the rock itself.
01:37:00
And it's the color of it as well. It's quite dark.
01:37:02
It's like cold. But I believe in the science.
01:37:05
It is heavy and then follow the same.
01:37:07
Well, look, obviously it still needs to be checked,
01:37:08
but as it stands, this is a suspected meteor, three unzips shirt
01:37:12
-520 Dublin, all right, he look at it.
01:37:17
It doesn't go that dug the fucking hole.
01:37:19
So stupid
01:37:23
gray area.
01:37:25
What's hole 11 Brady?
01:37:28
I didn't type it yet.
01:37:30
I'm not real.
01:37:31
It's going to go.
01:37:32
You're doing well. That's impressive, sir.
01:37:38
Or what's the part?
01:37:39
What's the card part of this one?
01:37:42
What are we at?
01:37:44
11, 11, 11? Is.
01:37:51
Oh, there it is.
01:37:55
Buttholes.
01:37:56
What is it? Where? The butthole. There it is.
01:37:58
Oh, I jumped the gun.
01:37:59
And so assholes were people that are jerks.
01:38:03
I couldn't even get chat.
01:38:04
Yeah to do anything about assholes.
01:38:06
But as soon as I changed it to jerks, it became a complete asshole
01:38:09
and was all for it.
01:38:10
I'll see what I did there.
01:38:11
You can target like you can trigger. Yeah.
01:38:15
So I have a video for asshole to videos for asshole
01:38:20
if I can figure out how to bring it up
01:38:23
Dave and shut this freaks pervert Boo boo.
01:38:27
Sorry.
01:38:28
Proceedings are back face to face happening daily.
01:38:31
I couldn't find any other video for it.
01:38:33
A lot still.
01:38:33
I've decided to keep some stuff online.
01:38:36
It's easy
01:38:38
to pay the rent for that when they're done and you know
01:38:41
lawyers can hop on it is a rant show they are and be a part of it.
01:38:45
It is the 34 year old district court
01:38:48
good 36 district court in Detroit
01:38:53
in. Fact
01:38:55
yesterday they did like an eight hour
01:38:58
court session.
01:38:59
Wow. I can't even skip ahead to the court.
01:39:02
It's all live streamed. Yes.
01:39:05
And when you do stuff like that, using probably fairly outdated
01:39:09
technology, it opens it up
01:39:13
to perverts.
01:39:14
I was going to say, can I hijack it in some way?
01:39:16
Come in yet?
01:39:16
They're okay in this area here. Okay.
01:39:20
Here's how it plays.
01:39:21
Watch Judge. I'm sorry.
01:39:24
Can we push it an hour later or.
01:39:27
I have a homicide sentencing on a media case.
01:39:32
I'm just.
01:39:33
And then another sentencing.
01:39:34
I'm just concerned I won't be able to get there in time.
01:39:37
I don't want the court waiting in 11 possible.
01:39:41
Is that okay?
01:39:42
11:00?
01:39:44
11 has been very good.
01:39:46
Eight at 11:00
01:39:49
oh my and good and
01:39:53
of course, blurred out you know, because we're a family show
01:39:56
assholes in court.
01:39:58
Well, Gary's what I'm watching.
01:40:01
She has an asshole.
01:40:03
Everyone poops Everyone poops.
01:40:06
I'm Amazon Pledge
01:40:08
Services and I'm coming where everybody likes to show their asshole on court.
01:40:11
Zoom calls because all courts are through Zoom now
01:40:13
and they they broadcast the link for the full day.
01:40:17
So as long as you have that link for the day, you can join a Zoom meeting.
01:40:20
I'm not recommending anybody do this, kids, but it's very easy to do.
01:40:24
Go to your courthouse and I'll stop there or
01:40:27
go to the website of the courthouse and you can see the links
01:40:30
when maybe you just watch them or like participate in them.
01:40:37
You get to participate in them.
01:40:38
Well, yeah, because they have to do it.
01:40:40
The funny thing
01:40:40
is, is when these pranks are done, they go because they become dockets court.
01:40:45
You know, they're legal, they can't edit or take the videos down,
01:40:49
tons of them up.
01:40:52
If you're into most of
01:40:53
these are close up assholes.
01:40:56
Imagine if you're like in court sitting there, that's prosecutable.
01:41:00
I don't know what
01:41:02
I don't you know, like Chuck, Chuck the freak.
01:41:04
We can talk about that because there's another joke is reality.
01:41:07
So let me keep BLUM Go ahead,
01:41:11
because I want to set the table before anyone gives these guys
01:41:14
any kind of legible credit.
01:41:15
They're doing great. Whatever. Who cares?
01:41:18
Drew And Mike was a legendary morning show
01:41:21
for over 20 years, how they were number one for 20 years.
01:41:25
Howard Stern, when he was being syndicated,
01:41:29
he got syndicated in Detroit and he would come around from town
01:41:34
to town and shit on the local talent.
01:41:37
He came around and he shit under and Mike
01:41:39
Drew and Mike beat him in the ratings and locally he was no longer syndicated.
01:41:45
So that was the only place where Howard Stern
01:41:50
came with that conclusion.
01:41:54
And even when Mike Clark passed away like
01:41:58
seven years ago, eight years ago, ten years ago
01:42:00
now, Howard Stern even mentioned his death
01:42:03
on his radio show, but still fuck Howard Stern anyway, because he's a weirdo now.
01:42:07
He was a weirdo back then, too.
01:42:09
But so good weirdo back then.
01:42:11
And Dave and Chuck were on 89 X, They were in Canada.
01:42:15
They're Canadians, they're out Detroiters.
01:42:18
They whatever.
01:42:20
Don't know why they got chosen, but literally they, they
01:42:25
a week before Drew and Mike went off the air
01:42:28
is when they found out normally they don't tell talent a week before
01:42:32
and they don't let talent be on the air for a week when they tell them that.
01:42:37
So they had a lot of credibility. They built
01:42:41
Detroit Radio Morning
01:42:43
show, they were a staple for fucking 20 years.
01:42:46
And Dave in shock comes in.
01:42:47
Sorry, do you want to say something?
01:42:49
I was going to say
01:42:57
this, Justin.
01:42:58
Gary is being replaced as the host of large rants next week
01:43:02
and we're letting him know.
01:43:04
Yeah, that's fine.
01:43:06
Because he doesn't want to play the role of flag anyway.
01:43:09
So we can just hire a new flag and just replace it.
01:43:11
Yeah, it can.
01:43:13
We're not replaceable.
01:43:15
Okay? It's a problem with Dave and Chuck.
01:43:16
They, they, they inherited whatever. Good for them.
01:43:19
You know, they got too much bump in pay.
01:43:22
They don't do
01:43:24
radio like during Mike did during Mike were local.
01:43:27
You and Mike were ingrained in a lot of stuff during Mike brought
01:43:31
a lot of cool people to my attention like Charlie LEDUFF, like Mel Elrick like
01:43:37
they had a great
01:43:38
relationship with all kinds of celebrities from from Kid Rock to Brooklyn.
01:43:43
Any of the Red Wings, Darren McCarty So cool them.
01:43:47
They've got a lot of connections and, and they did radio well
01:43:51
and they do podcasting right now extremely well as well.
01:43:54
But Dave, just come in.
01:43:57
I stopped listening to riff when they started,
01:44:00
I switched to the local DFM
01:44:03
or whatever the phone was the Detroit cast was the
01:44:07
it was Mike Walters who was their producer at the time, and he did not.
01:44:12
They went to the sports radio 1 to 5 one
01:44:15
through and Mark and and the rest of the people.
01:44:19
But Mike Walters wanted to do a podcast with Mike Clark
01:44:24
who was Mike from doing Mike and that is the podcast.
01:44:27
When I referenced that, I've done a little bit of, you know,
01:44:31
just little editing work and shit for them.
01:44:33
That's the that's the podcast that I referenced is the Detroit Gas Station.
01:44:37
They're still going, but it's a different setup now. But
01:44:41
Dave and Chuck come in
01:44:42
and they're doing non specific radio.
01:44:46
It's very much you could just record this and play it any day of the week there.
01:44:49
No, there's news, there is no weather, there is no traffic, there is no nothing
01:44:54
that you could set a beat to and go, oh this was done on this day.
01:44:57
Yeah.
01:44:58
There you say caller Janine, your caller interaction to generate their content
01:45:03
they ask they they go to the news, they pick out a dumb story.
01:45:06
They ask the callers
01:45:09
all the anybody else have a story and so they just
01:45:13
go, Oh, hey, caller, what do you have to say?
01:45:14
And whether it's a fake story or a real story, you get the airtime and,
01:45:17
oh my God, we all laughed aloud about it.
01:45:21
When I Google Original, there's holes in comedy.
01:45:24
The morning shows came up like crazy and I just narrowed it down to two from local.
01:45:29
So obviously morning shows and party humor go hand in hand.
01:45:33
It's not even of humor.
01:45:34
It's just it's non creative banter.
01:45:37
It's just whatever.
01:45:38
You can fill holes and it's so weird because it's such a story.
01:45:42
Yeah, Holes.
01:45:43
I didn't even mean to do that. Holy shit.
01:45:46
Shit that and
01:45:51
the problem
01:45:53
was the woman was technically still a virgin
01:45:57
because they'd been having sex in the wrong hall wrong over four years.
01:46:02
The joke.
01:46:02
So this is a flag, believe it or not, putting it in her.
01:46:06
But I think that's possible over years, thinking knows her
01:46:12
was what did they mean in the real story.
01:46:18
And all they do is they mention it and then they win.
01:46:21
Embarrassing as. Well, though.
01:46:22
Oh my God. I mean you have to have to.
01:46:25
The best part, though, is we don't have to listen to the show
01:46:27
for being a two hour journal. What did you do?
01:46:30
You know, for four years, I even know about the other whole
01:46:34
there's so many
01:46:35
jokes created, comedy, an actual story.
01:46:39
See, now you ruined it for me.
01:46:41
You put on everything they do.
01:46:46
No, you're fine.
01:46:47
It's just. It's uncreative.
01:46:48
I don't understand how it's entertaining,
01:46:50
how they don't have towels, which is people talking or entertaining.
01:46:55
But everyone seems to be trying to do it with this shit.
01:46:58
Look at this fucking chair.
01:46:59
This chair got stained all fucking over.
01:47:01
I don't know if you can see that he does stains.
01:47:04
Ah, but that shit is fucking nice.
01:47:06
And so I got a shower and I guess that's why I keep putting it behind.
01:47:11
I keep looking behind me because I think he's falling.
01:47:15
Fucking gross.
01:47:16
Do you think maybe those are black holes on your chair, which is hole 12
01:47:20
black holes on?
01:47:23
I don't
01:47:23
know, but I'm about to go piss on a toilet hole.
01:47:27
All right.
01:47:28
Do you know are hawking radiation? Is
01:47:31
hawking something with the wheelchair,
01:47:35
though?
01:47:36
It's the energy emitted by a black hole.
01:47:39
You know, nothing can escape a black hole.
01:47:41
Stephen Hawking actually found that.
01:47:45
That the mathematics works out, that that the
01:47:48
black holes actually do emit something.
01:47:51
But the the
01:47:54
the cousin to the black hole is coming up hole 13.
01:47:57
Yeah I was going to say don't don't don't know the
01:48:00
okay so black hole's event horizon
01:48:04
you can spoil
01:48:08
the the
01:48:10
this isn't racial but the white hole
01:48:13
where the event horizon the point of no return on a black hole
01:48:17
actually rejects stuff in a white hole
01:48:20
and what they refer to it as is burping out
01:48:24
so a white hole will burp out materials whereas a black hole won't let anything
01:48:32
back out.
01:48:33
How can you say what it reaches the information mathematically?
01:48:38
And at the center of every galaxy is is a singularity
01:48:42
and usually these things are
01:48:45
the size of millions of earths
01:48:49
and yellow units to either Dave chuck off.
01:48:52
I don't know which one is which, but one apparently is a freak.
01:48:55
But black holes.
01:48:57
I read something interesting the other day.
01:48:58
It wasn't tangible the like it was just a bunch of writing.
01:49:01
But was they they know of
01:49:06
stagnant black holes that
01:49:08
that are like dead, dead black holes.
01:49:11
I don't know exactly.
01:49:13
Is it a dead black hole?
01:49:14
Just a star.
01:49:17
I mean, black hole is like.
01:49:19
So I don't know. They don't know exactly.
01:49:21
Their purpose is not the the birth of another star.
01:49:26
Well, supernova or another, if they're large
01:49:28
enough, will collapse through a black hole.
01:49:31
Kouka could tell us we now have bagged some of the biggest
01:49:37
ever recorded history of
01:49:39
our hole that have gobbled up over 20 billion stars.
01:49:44
If there's one thing that we know is that simply doesn't seem true,
01:49:48
is that the energy you were talking about coming over there, incredibly mysterious
01:49:52
really like how we it straight about this.
01:49:55
Again, it's something that fascinates us, my ducking.
01:49:58
In fact, if you want to see a black hole tonight,
01:50:01
go outside, look in the direction of Sagittarius.
01:50:04
That's where we have the center of the galaxy and up that way.
01:50:08
And when you go to Florida, more times, imaginary sun
01:50:12
lurking right at the center of our own backyard.
01:50:15
There's nothing quite as powerful. That was my neighbor's ass.
01:50:18
I shot this black hole record of space, time and matter black in a single point.
01:50:24
It depends on what race you are
01:50:25
to absorb anything that comes into contact with them.
01:50:29
But if it they're gay because
01:50:32
we haven't really know many
01:50:33
of the specifics behind that have a white or well, until now.
01:50:37
My photograph is the smoking.
01:50:40
First of all, the black disc in the center
01:50:42
is the event horizon the point of no return.
01:50:47
You fall through that event horizon.
01:50:49
You never come out.
01:50:50
Scientists have been studying black.
01:50:52
Yeah, never come out.
01:50:55
So it is funny because doesn't space
01:50:57
push material through the black hole instead of gravity pulling it in?
01:51:02
Then we lost from cocoons. Oh yeah.
01:51:05
I let me some cocoon
01:51:08
concocted so
01:51:11
cocoon doodle do I love me some cocoon
01:51:15
but so the cocoon
01:51:18
Cocoon was a perfect segway even less forget about black holes or.
01:51:23
No, not necessarily.
01:51:24
I was going to do some research on them, but I figured
01:51:26
somebody would bring something to the table in regards to that.
01:51:28
Yeah, I thought Gary would bring something to the table too.
01:51:31
This is nerd stuff in my wheelhouse.
01:51:34
There has been a whole this entire show
01:51:38
and a whole black hole, white hole.
01:51:40
And therefore,
01:51:43
even though is Gary, should six large
01:51:47
or 13 I do like it
01:51:49
reference the white holes that they work stuff out
01:51:52
and anonymity at some point.
01:51:56
Oh I forgot my black hole joke
01:51:58
what are denser than black holes
01:52:02
like people flat-earthers.
01:52:05
Okay, answer your nine a joke.
01:52:08
I don't know.
01:52:09
I love black people.
01:52:10
Actually, somewhere I show me the money.
01:52:16
Oh yeah.
01:52:19
Rasheed Wallace.
01:52:20
Hello. Black people I like worshiped them.
01:52:22
To be honest, I had my entire life.
01:52:27
Um huh.
01:52:30
Black. Sorry.
01:52:32
Sucks everything in that is.
01:52:34
But that's my lay understanding of that.
01:52:35
So Whitehall blasts everything out as from inside.
01:52:39
Exactly. Yeah. Let's see.
01:52:40
I have two sheets of paper that are parallel to universes,
01:52:44
but I can create a wormhole that connects these two
01:52:48
so that if I fall into one, you know, a real black called
01:52:51
the black hole, I can be on the other side of a black hole.
01:52:54
RIVERS And then just the theory, like now who would write
01:52:57
this is not a man that's I the messenger that what
01:53:01
the other side of the black hole would be is a new discovery.
01:53:06
All of it is a gigantic black hole event instead of a big bang.
01:53:10
Like the idea is the wormhole is in the
01:53:17
singularity,
01:53:18
and the other side of that, wherever that comes out,
01:53:21
would be the white hole where everything comes out.
01:53:27
You're just a hole port.
01:53:28
Everything comes out of my brown wormhole.
01:53:30
And that gives it the perfect segue.
01:53:32
Way to hole 14 is a par for.
01:53:36
We got to swing for the fences on this one.
01:53:38
Wormholes.
01:53:40
I, I love it because that's where you get faster than light travel.
01:53:45
The only way to travel
01:53:48
the vast distances of the cosmos.
01:53:52
Yeah, that's the only way you ought to be able to answer that.
01:53:55
My sitting. Really?
01:53:58
Any celestial object in our universe.
01:54:03
Yeah.
01:54:04
Yeah The universe is expanding
01:54:06
faster than the speed of light.
01:54:12
That's how I never.
01:54:12
That's true.
01:54:14
I don't understand that.
01:54:15
That's a weird fucking thing, right?
01:54:17
Because, like, we're not supposed to be able to break the speed of light.
01:54:19
But apparently the universe can
01:54:23
put a log
01:54:24
and then watch watching the entity that supposedly created
01:54:28
it just completely break it, just like fucking.
01:54:31
So you're telling me
01:54:31
that the whole universe is tyrannical, just like every other governing body?
01:54:36
Solar patch?
01:54:43
There's just a lot that we don't know.
01:54:45
Inflation was faster than the speed of light
01:54:48
is right.
01:54:49
That it sets the known universe.
01:54:52
The universe is 92 billion light years across.
01:54:55
It's a gate universe is only 14 billion years old.
01:55:00
That where does the extra 70,
01:55:03
70 billion years come from?
01:55:06
Yes. It's because the rhetorical.
01:55:10
Are you answering it?
01:55:11
I'm curious,
01:55:12
where does it even know what Cockell was like at all this fucking thing?
01:55:17
Oh, it's kind of spooky.
01:55:20
We should save this video for our Halloween special verses.
01:55:24
It was first introduced outside himself in 1945.
01:55:30
Sorry, this is 1935.
01:55:34
Yeah, Yeah, the math shows that.
01:55:37
All right? Yeah.
01:55:38
The master does.
01:55:39
The black holes exist, and the inverse would be a white hole.
01:55:43
And just like any positive ever, there's a corresponding negative number.
01:55:48
The math shows that a black hole would exist, but we didn't find one for another.
01:55:53
What, 80 years?
01:55:55
I prefer Caucasian hole.
01:55:57
So if one end is pushing in one
01:55:58
and is pulling, then do wormholes only go, only go in one direction?
01:56:02
No, they go both ways.
01:56:04
Are that actually sounds accurate.
01:56:09
Which one?
01:56:11
That that werewolves only go one way one direction.
01:56:14
So you even need a Well, yeah.
01:56:17
It would be interesting if we could create a wormhole like.
01:56:24
Like create the conditions, swim upstream, but it's much harder.
01:56:28
I'm assuming you're going to go with the grain.
01:56:31
You go to a public bathroom.
01:56:33
I said this earlier.
01:56:34
Cut a two inch hole out, coat it with duct tape, and I assure you
01:56:38
it'll be a wormhole soon enough.
01:56:42
That's awful.
01:56:46
Oh, I think we're looking.
01:56:47
Loss of Alice.
01:56:49
The looking glass about that.
01:56:50
Time to put your hand through. Yes.
01:56:53
We brought back this wonderland of forever.
01:56:56
Into wonderland.
01:56:58
That looking glass is the wormhole connecting the countryside
01:57:01
of Oxford to this magical land great called Wonderland.
01:57:06
Well, black holes, we think, are spinning very rapidly.
01:57:10
We see them in outer space with our telescopes, and we clock them
01:57:14
traveling about a million miles an hour around this axis.
01:57:18
We think that these spinning black holes do not collapse to a dot.
01:57:21
That's the old picture.
01:57:22
That's wrong they collapse to a ring,
01:57:25
a rotating ring of neutrons rotating very rapidly.
01:57:29
So rapidly, does it collapse onto itself?
01:57:32
And if you put your hand through the ring, you do not die.
01:57:37
You wind up on the other side of forever.
01:57:40
No one has ever fallen into a black hole, so we can't test the theory.
01:57:44
It is a theory.
01:57:46
It hasn't been experimentally verified yet, but the theory does say
01:57:50
that you don't necessarily die when you go through a black hole,
01:57:54
that there's a finite probability that you can go through it
01:57:58
and perhaps go to a different point in space and time.
01:58:01
The catch is that
01:58:03
to build a time machine,
01:58:05
to build a wormhole machine, to take you to a different point in space.
01:58:08
And time requires the energy of a blackness
01:58:13
you would have to have enormous Is the black hole
01:58:15
have more energy than the sun?
01:58:19
That's like an honest question
01:58:23
with energy comparable
01:58:24
to that of a black hole to open up the gateway.
01:58:28
And then you need negative matter and negative energy
01:58:30
to stabilize it, which is even more exotic.
01:58:34
So don't think that any household inventor
01:58:38
is going to create a time machine in their basement.
01:58:41
It doesn't that way.
01:58:42
We're talking about a very funny story Nation that forgot to turn off YouTube
01:58:46
of creating a wormhole backwards,
01:58:48
hopefully, or we're already trying to take the know
01:58:52
when you go backwards in time the timeline for you to split
01:58:57
into two line timelines they'll get us lot science fiction is a river.
01:59:02
This video river
01:59:03
that speeds up and slows down, that meanders its way across the universe.
01:59:07
The new thinking is that the river of time can fork
01:59:11
forth into two quantum mechanics or spoon.
01:59:15
What can it spoon?
01:59:16
Bullshit.
01:59:17
It can.
01:59:18
It's No, it's so depends on how before
01:59:22
I've had
01:59:24
the breaking news segment last week of Russell Brand
01:59:27
drinking.
01:59:35
Apparently Russell Brand has still raped
01:59:36
a bunch of people and also then died of COVID of the balls.
01:59:40
But it is interesting that
01:59:43
the whole aspect of him being demonetized all these are alleged,
01:59:47
alleged things that he's done and these aren't proven in court.
01:59:50
He's not charged with anything.
01:59:52
YouTube has demonetized him.
01:59:54
Other platforms have demonetized him
01:59:58
just based on speculation, which is rumble did not democratize him is the only.
02:00:03
Yeah tier for rumble when Gary like it's going to
02:00:08
and you have a class
02:00:10
Yeah yeah
02:00:12
when you're overall I'm like oh fuck rumble.
02:00:15
But now I'm realizing the importance of something like Rumble.
02:00:20
Why they're they literally their response was
02:00:24
like, these are allegations due process.
02:00:27
We have nothing to do with that.
02:00:29
He doesn't show very weird how much this looks like a sperm
02:00:33
fertilizing and All right, it does.
02:00:37
And it says sucks everything in
02:00:40
it just always starts pushes down space, pushes it that way.
02:00:45
Did you meet you said
02:00:47
once you enter and go through the wormhole
02:00:50
on the other side forever, that that means it is only one way.
02:00:54
Well, you could find another one back.
02:00:56
Or you think you only need to return 1111.
02:00:59
You have to find a different wormhole.
02:01:01
Do they go back and forth or do they only proceed forward?
02:01:05
You go both.
02:01:06
It sounds like it's a one way street,
02:01:10
much like my butthole.
02:01:12
Now, if I ever get pulled over
02:01:14
going the wrong way in a one way, I'm going to claim I was only going one way.
02:01:21
I went the wrong way and one way and I was.
02:01:23
I recommend not saying anything to the police officer.
02:01:26
Never
02:01:27
say anything, period.
02:01:30
You get you in trouble.
02:01:31
The one thing, if you must speak is I do not answer questions.
02:01:34
Am I free to go?
02:01:36
Are you one of those assholes?
02:01:37
Oh, please don't tell me I have a right to do that.
02:01:41
But I don't have to do that if I just want to talk to the police.
02:01:45
Know in my neighborhood I'll gladly have a conversation.
02:01:47
They're human beings just like us.
02:01:48
But if a dick cop just comes up to me and I'm a random.
02:01:51
Why are you pulling me over for you?
02:01:53
Go fuck your cars. Orange.
02:01:55
No, I'm not saying a word to them.
02:01:56
If I haven't done anything wrong and he has no lawful order, you can fuck off.
02:02:00
Sorry. Police.
02:02:01
That's how I feel.
02:02:03
I'm not like sovereign citizen level, but I understand it is.
02:02:07
I don't know the bitch.
02:02:08
The bitch in Walmart when I bought my fucking Sam Adams asked for my I.D.
02:02:14
I didn't like.
02:02:16
Oh, so like
02:02:17
with all my It's a non at Walmart.
02:02:20
She has to punch in a license world in order to sell liquor at Walmart.
02:02:24
She has to punch in a license.
02:02:26
Well, order for the cop to know who you are and what you're doing.
02:02:30
You know he wants your ID.
02:02:33
It just.
02:02:34
It just entails you're hiding something and when you initiate that initial.
02:02:39
So I don't want to do something.
02:02:41
So I have nothing to worry about and nothing to hide as long as I'm innocent.
02:02:46
You're saying?
02:02:48
Well, no good. I got to go.
02:02:50
Yeah. Many times I've gotten pulled over and I should have.
02:02:53
I should have got arrested. So, yeah, I want to.
02:02:54
I want to be clear.
02:02:56
It's not always the wisest choice.
02:02:57
You could end up dead. Right?
02:02:59
But as far as rights. Yeah.
02:03:02
What?
02:03:02
What? What do you suspect or what do you.
02:03:04
What do you think I've done wrong?
02:03:05
Want to know if you're dangerous or not?
02:03:07
Do you have a record?
02:03:08
That way you can calm down
02:03:09
like they're fucking dealing with fucking crazy people all day long.
02:03:13
You have no idea what other people are.
02:03:15
Their worst fear is walking up to someone and they just.
02:03:19
They're a murderer or they're a convict and they're want to escape.
02:03:22
They don't want to go to jail for 20 years, 30 years.
02:03:24
The rest of their life. They want to get.
02:03:26
And if they're having credible compassion specifically
02:03:30
for their heart, they have no idea what what is coming their way.
02:03:33
They have no idea. And so they need to be on edge.
02:03:35
And so my is like I get pull over keys
02:03:38
on the dash, hands up top, even though I don't drive that way.
02:03:41
All the windows down
02:03:45
and we roll all wise choices.
02:03:47
I agree with everything you said.
02:03:49
Okay. I know you're combating legal threats.
02:03:52
Looking down next week I'm flat dreams.
02:03:54
Bootleggers.
02:03:57
Yeah.
02:04:01
It's not going tell my kids that exact thing that you just said.
02:04:04
I'm like, legally, you have navigation, but the wise thing to do more sugar
02:04:08
with honey, Just talk to them. Yeah, that's what you want.
02:04:11
But you have no right to.
02:04:13
That wasn't the right phrase.
02:04:14
But we understand the point.
02:04:16
And in a perfect world, a cop wouldn't be fucking with you at all
02:04:18
unless they have a legal, lawful right to.
02:04:20
In in that case, when you say my free to go, they say, no,
02:04:23
you're suspected of burglary or whatever they suspect with probable cause.
02:04:27
But there's some cops that take advantage of their badge
02:04:30
and their dicks and they just like fucking with people.
02:04:33
In that case, they we have laws and rules to protect us.
02:04:37
We're both we both could be right.
02:04:40
We're always both right.
02:04:42
Home stretch.
02:04:43
BRADY Speaking of wormholes.
02:04:50
Oh 15 oh oh
02:04:53
Glory hole band Those
02:04:59
for clarification.
02:05:00
Is that where you stick your junk through a hole
02:05:01
and someone takes care of it on the other side?
02:05:04
I must say, the idea of placing my member
02:05:06
this hole to be pleasured by some mystery woman has me excited.
02:05:11
Yes, but also
02:05:13
pretty nervous.
02:05:16
Yes. Yes, it is.
02:05:17
It sounds like it's exactly what you said,
02:05:22
but your hole
02:05:23
put your hole in the penis right?
02:05:27
Funny story.
02:05:28
I don't remember who told it, but a guy goes into a pawn shop
02:05:31
and he's the only customer.
02:05:33
And he said, Well, we got a glory hole.
02:05:35
And it's the dude behind the counter said, Go ahead.
02:05:41
And the customer asked,
02:05:43
Well, will it be a woman on other side?
02:05:46
And he said, Did you see any other cars in the parking lot,
02:05:53
guys?
02:05:53
It was the dude,
02:05:57
this guy is going to get a dude to,
02:06:05
Oh, he's going to get a badger.
02:06:08
Was this from
02:06:14
I don't know.
02:06:15
I don't like standing with my face against the wall.
02:06:18
I know that's well, you would like the double hole.
02:06:21
You want the hole for the lips, too.
02:06:23
Thing to report?
02:06:24
No, nothing to report
02:06:30
of. So nothing ever.
02:06:31
And these are things. The guys.
02:06:33
What are they doing?
02:06:35
I had arrived a bit for research purposes.
02:06:38
He's a once the sun went down and the bullet was officially a joke,
02:06:42
the glory hole was officially open.
02:06:44
It was a joke
02:06:46
there.
02:06:46
Just real energy of actual the nature.
02:06:49
It's realized it was glorious.
02:06:53
The woman behind that stole had a talent well beyond anything
02:06:56
I had ever experienced.
02:06:58
I don't want to be anything my ex-wife had demonstrated
02:07:01
on any of my birthdays.
02:07:04
I returned the next night and the night after that,
02:07:07
and on each the glory was early and had any birthday.
02:07:11
You may remember there was etiquette to consider.
02:07:14
Oh, excuse me, that's for the glory home.
02:07:17
But in general, I found no downside to the glory hole.
02:07:20
Myself and the other men enjoying this woman's talents
02:07:23
were experiencing sexual intimacy at its best.
02:07:27
I was satisfied without having to cater to my partner's pleasure.
02:07:31
I'll just cut to the chase and would be a violation.
02:07:34
Gary Barrett
02:07:36
punched a woman on the other.
02:07:38
Oh, is it, dude?
02:07:39
Gary Tanzer wrote everything.
02:07:41
There's the janitor with the kneepads.
02:07:45
Yeah, dude,
02:07:47
you should have stronger knees.
02:07:51
I should.
02:07:52
That was. Wasn't easy.
02:07:54
I had all of them.
02:07:55
I have never done a glory haul either side, because I just don't.
02:07:59
I don't trust where you would.
02:08:01
I don't trust.
02:08:01
I can see.
02:08:02
I certainly don't trust.
02:08:03
I can't stuff I can't see.
02:08:05
But if both sides are consenting, I got no problems with it. It's
02:08:09
never a woman.
02:08:12
Why would a woman
02:08:13
why would a woman actually do a glory hole?
02:08:16
Yeah, it wouldn't.
02:08:17
Right now, it's.
02:08:20
It's really over. You don't need. The wall.
02:08:22
I made the comment of if you're getting had
02:08:25
only on your birthday, you marry the wrong woman.
02:08:27
But it still is not, you know, like.
02:08:33
Like now it's not.
02:08:35
It doesn't work like that.
02:08:36
You know, it can no occasionally like the kid occasionally.
02:08:39
There's not like the dominance of it all.
02:08:42
No, it's not the dominance, it's the pleasure of it.
02:08:45
I would say it rivals the vagina by far.
02:08:49
It's the glory hole or no, the mouth.
02:08:53
I just want to be clear mouth versus different hole versus
02:08:58
the other two cavities, which I've never Yeah, some one of me said Badger.
02:09:02
That's my main fear hole
02:09:05
is a man.
02:09:06
I would be very uncomfortable, but if it was a glory hole,
02:09:11
it's plausible deniability. You're not gay.
02:09:13
But if I was a badger, you'd be fucked up.
02:09:16
I think you would, right?
02:09:18
I think the lips would.
02:09:19
You know, if it was the badger Feel a little. Yes.
02:09:21
You definitely know if it was a badger.
02:09:24
Yeah.
02:09:26
I don't hate gay people at all.
02:09:29
I respect the shit out of you.
02:09:31
Well, not all of it.
02:09:32
I'm not that fond of these newer gays.
02:09:34
Too sensitive, too brittle.
02:09:36
Those aren't the gays I grew up with. I miss them.
02:09:38
Old school gays, nigger them, stonewall niggers, them the ones that I respect.
02:09:44
They didn't take shit from anybody.
02:09:46
They fought for their freedom.
02:09:47
I respect that shit.
02:09:48
I'm not even gay and I want to be like a stonewall nigger,
02:09:52
old school gangster gays them glory hole niggers them the ones I like.
02:09:55
These new gays don't even know what the glory hole is.
02:09:58
It's a hole in the wall.
02:10:00
The gay contract is Bill.
02:10:01
You know why they put that hole in the wall?
02:10:03
I'll tell you, there's no nice way to say it,
02:10:05
because when they want to have some fun, they will put their penises
02:10:08
in hole and hope for the best.
02:10:13
For the best.
02:10:14
It's a lot of courage on that whole nigga.
02:10:18
Yeah, I'm not even gay
02:10:21
and I want to try that glory hole
02:10:25
while were that end.
02:10:28
That's where we ended it. Yeah, I know.
02:10:29
I hope so.
02:10:30
I've got one to cap on to that
02:10:32
which is I've mentioned this segment, but I love love me some Greg Giraldo.
02:10:35
But also we only have two thumbs ups for some reason
02:10:39
and I don't want to be
02:10:39
a pandering asshole, but there's no where you can put your thumbs down
02:10:43
and y'all are some lazy assholes.
02:10:45
And then there's also someone in this room, in this, on this show
02:10:49
that I'm looking at that comes up.
02:10:52
You can go fuck yourself too.
02:10:54
But I
02:10:56
am pleased to Mr.
02:10:57
Greg Giraldo.
02:10:59
Yeah.
02:11:00
Head of drug investigation again.
02:11:01
And you know, a lot of people.
02:11:05
Yeah,
02:11:08
these are the glory hole joke.
02:11:10
A lot of a lot of people say, well, you know, marriage,
02:11:13
that's the problem with that's too much divorce.
02:11:15
And it should be a sacred institution.
02:11:16
It should be between a man and a woman.
02:11:18
And, you know, first of all, it's certainly not sacred.
02:11:21
And second of all,
02:11:22
if some man wants to marry another man, you know, good luck with it.
02:11:25
I mean, holy.
02:11:27
You don't choose what you are.
02:11:28
I don't choose whether you're gay or not. You just are.
02:11:31
How can you discriminate against someone for being what they are like?
02:11:34
I don't choose to be attracted to women.
02:11:36
I don't choose it. I happen to be attracted to women.
02:11:38
It sucks.
02:11:39
No, I mean, every ten years or so I get to give all my away and start from scratch.
02:11:47
I don't.
02:11:49
I don't know what they are.
02:11:55
Although there, you know, there is a
02:11:58
a level of gayness
02:12:02
that seems to be on purpose.
02:12:06
You know, at that point.
02:12:08
It's probably okay to laugh at that.
02:12:09
I mean, I think
02:12:12
I was on a plane the other day and the flight and the guy
02:12:14
flight attendant was okay near the car and like smack bang.
02:12:19
Oh, that's got to be a choice. No,
02:12:23
you're good.
02:12:24
Definitely scale that back a little teeny tiny bit slack
02:12:28
and then realize maybe it's because you got to see the video
02:12:30
we were watching earlier.
02:12:31
You had to say,
02:12:32
no, I just described this again to make anyone sound pretty over the top
02:12:35
because this guy just had a person that sounded just like that.
02:12:37
Snacks.
02:12:38
Snacks.
02:12:39
Snack snacks are snacks and snacks, man.
02:12:42
Start for you.
02:12:42
A snack mass of snacks.
02:12:44
Snacks. Black snacks.
02:12:47
That black snacks snack or used to have snacks, Black bag snack.
02:12:52
Let me suck.
02:12:53
Snack, please.
02:12:55
Please let me stop here.
02:12:58
Please.
02:13:01
Just the a little bit,
02:13:04
sir, please.
02:13:09
No snack then
02:13:16
somebody
02:13:19
somebody
02:13:21
got something.
02:13:25
So somebody asked me, you know, if I would care.
02:13:28
I have three sons and somebody asked me if I would care if one of my sons was gay.
02:13:31
How gay and
02:13:36
I mean, if one of them turns out
02:13:38
to be gay and wants to marry a dude, that should be his right.
02:13:42
You know? And I would support that.
02:13:43
But yeah, if there's one good son,
02:13:47
but if I get on an airplane and my son walks up behind me
02:13:50
going snacks,
02:13:53
snacks,
02:13:57
you know, we can dial that down a little tiny bit.
02:13:59
That's what I'm saying. That's behavior.
02:14:00
I mean, he wants to bring his new husband to Thanksgiving dinner. Great.
02:14:03
But if they start the turkey or not, you know, and I'd be like, all right,
02:14:10
I'm kidding.
02:14:11
Of course, Obviously, I wouldn't give it
02:14:12
if one of my sons was gay because I'd still have to normalize it.
02:14:16
I mean, you are really a comedian.
02:14:19
Recipe's going to go on too soon
02:14:23
and soon as actually a shout out of a
02:14:27
I forget one of them people that got shot by police.
02:14:31
There were there was people holding signs that said Gone too soon,
02:14:34
persons gone too soon.
02:14:38
Yeah. Yeah.
02:14:39
Anything apparently in the glory, huh? Yeah.
02:14:42
He went too soon to Syria. Gone too soon.
02:14:45
Too soon.
02:14:48
Yeah.
02:14:48
Two in that context is spelled with two O's.
02:14:53
Oh, well, you got what you got cued up.
02:14:56
Oh, sinkholes, lots of seagulls,
02:14:59
Pretty seagulls.
02:15:01
A few things about that.
02:15:03
The tar pits, the quicksand.
02:15:06
Bermuda Triangle.
02:15:09
But sinkholes.
02:15:10
I've seen cars just swallowed by the parking lot they were in.
02:15:16
That's funny, because I'm.
02:15:17
I just golfed on the Tar Heels.
02:15:22
Interesting.
02:15:23
Yes, you did.
02:15:24
And again, ironic,
02:15:27
but that's what I really I don't know shit about what you're talking about.
02:15:32
So explain
02:15:34
sinkholes.
02:15:35
It's a natural phenomenon.
02:15:37
You know, I was by our words, some specific caused by half earth.
02:15:41
Nice one. Yeah, right.
02:15:44
Because we're right back in hollow underneath
02:15:48
where that fucking sinkhole that was there.
02:15:50
Was it like, 15 miles by my grandparents or my grandma?
02:15:54
Yeah, right by the moon was closed for a long time.
02:15:59
I was on my own.
02:16:00
Not going to say anymore.
02:16:01
Whoops, that's dangerous.
02:16:04
That's on a street that I'm familiar with.
02:16:06
50 mile sort of collapsing in on itself.
02:16:10
It did.
02:16:10
I had a bunch of plans to start researching sinkholes,
02:16:13
but they all fell through.
02:16:15
Oh, but.
02:16:20
All right.
02:16:21
I'll give us a par on that. Keep going.
02:16:23
The biggest sinkhole is the great blue hole.
02:16:28
And we're going to play a little game and try and guess what's at the bottom
02:16:31
of the great blue hole.
02:16:35
All right.
02:16:36
What do you think's a bicycle?
02:16:39
Five meters. A bicycle?
02:16:42
It's well, it was right.
02:16:43
So it was right through the hole it's 125 meters.
02:16:48
That's pretty fucking big.
02:16:49
That was right.
02:16:50
I assumed it was blue because it was water. But,
02:16:53
you know, and SNORKELLERS have been cruising the surface. Yes.
02:16:56
A lot of sinkholes.
02:16:57
Just like if you dig a hole in the on the beach will fill up with water
02:17:01
beyond the because of this thing called sea level.
02:17:05
Right
02:17:06
in the winter of 2018.
02:17:08
I didn't think it was that big.
02:17:09
All the pictures of it
02:17:10
I saw, I didn't realize it was miles to the bottom of the blue hole.
02:17:14
Their mission was to create.
02:17:15
So they found a lot of things in the bottom.
02:17:18
No, only one guess.
02:17:19
Any more guesses?
02:17:21
Oh, I.
02:17:22
I can't guess because I know this definitely
02:17:27
was a bicycle, stupid, but I'm sticking to my guns up.
02:17:31
No, I think you should think more along those lines.
02:17:33
A pocket of air.
02:17:36
It was a hole. Yes.
02:17:38
Angel Landis.
02:17:39
I heard Atlantis. No,
02:17:42
no. There's got to be boats down there right along the way.
02:17:46
They came across and we got to. We got to wait and see.
02:17:48
No common sight.
02:17:50
Anything in the chosen gate looking down on the usual suspects.
02:17:54
Oh, which models? And gay peoples.
02:17:57
But as they pushed nine, I'm not sure if they were gay started gay mermaids.
02:18:02
The ocean Gay spring was a thick layer of toxic hydrogen
02:18:06
spanning the width of the entire sinkhole like a floating blanket.
02:18:11
Underneath that, there's no oxygen, no life, and down there
02:18:16
we found concrete and coke shells and hermit crabs
02:18:21
that had fallen into the hole and suffocated.
02:18:23
Really? Oh, the conch graveyard.
02:18:26
And toward the bottom of the hole, around 120 meters
02:18:29
deep, the team found something they did not expect.
02:18:34
Small stalactites.
02:18:36
The surprise gave scientists.
02:18:37
Oh, did anybody say stalactites?
02:18:39
Interesting. No.
02:18:41
Somebody said rocks.
02:18:42
Yeah, clearly it wasn't filled with water at one point,
02:18:46
but this was a big dry cave and during a really prolific go on camera.
02:18:51
So there is probably lots of stuff living in it.
02:18:54
Scientists think the key formed during the last Ice Age,
02:18:57
which ended about 14,000 years ago, that's when sea levels began to rise.
02:19:03
So even just the other day,
02:19:04
you can just earlier today I was looking at leaving the blue hole
02:19:07
we see today like Google Earth, but it was Apple Maps.
02:19:10
But like like dragging all that light colored water that's there.
02:19:14
Like that was all potentially land at some point formed the same way.
02:19:18
Yeah, I think it kind of broke apart from one one landmass.
02:19:21
Another clue,
02:19:23
a light up.
02:19:24
See all the conch gravy, light colored blue
02:19:27
used to be above pretty good out of here, right?
02:19:31
Hurt itself on the bottom.
02:19:33
There would be a direct connection Alaska to fucking Asia like Antarctica
02:19:38
and storm cycles and glaciations that have happened.
02:19:42
So we can see that right around the time of the Mayan collapse,
02:19:45
there were huge, huge storm cycles followed by very significant droughts
02:19:50
As the team continued
02:19:51
to explore the bottom of the hole, they found a two liter coke and a loss.
02:19:56
Did anybody say two liter Coke photos?
02:19:58
No GoPro vacations, no vacation photo of the probable
02:20:04
three people who have been lost in the blue hole.
02:20:08
Oh, did anybody say dead bodies?
02:20:10
The resting place of a couple of folks and ooh, just very, very.
02:20:13
I don't want to step on too much,
02:20:14
but like the the people that do that, free diving,
02:20:17
those people are they can go fuck themselves.
02:20:19
Everyone decided that we would just they take a deep breath
02:20:22
and a little hole tunnels and like you literally are on your breath only
02:20:26
right?
02:20:27
Like and you don't make it through at a certain pace
02:20:30
like you're you could, you could die.
02:20:33
Yeah.
02:20:34
See, now, that sounds noble and challenging to me.
02:20:36
No, it sounds stupid.
02:20:37
It's like it does sound stupid to this.
02:20:40
It was stupid. What are you going to do?
02:20:42
You draw a hole in in a rock and you insert a thing
02:20:47
and just assume that, like, your rope
02:20:48
and all the shit is just going to hold like it's supposed to do, right?
02:20:51
Well, why would it? Why is it supposed to
02:20:54
mountain climbing or walking the mountain climbing or any of the free diving?
02:20:58
That's where it came from.
02:20:58
The just the idea of doing something that. It's crazy.
02:21:01
Yeah. I like the idea of putting a hole in the mountain.
02:21:04
Nice time, I guess.
02:21:05
Like parachuting is, I guess, a little different.
02:21:07
But at the same time, it's like, why
02:21:10
bungee jumping?
02:21:11
Same thing.
02:21:12
I mean, thrill seekers,
02:21:15
there's a reason why you sign a waiver.
02:21:19
Why? Oh, yeah,
02:21:21
I guess you do for surgery too.
02:21:23
But the surgery is something you need.
02:21:24
You don't need a fucking surgery.
02:21:26
Usually there's an improvement outcome
02:21:31
through.
02:21:31
I guess you could say that the adrenaline and skill you get in the fun.
02:21:34
I mean, if people want to do it,
02:21:36
people want to cut off their dick and shove a fake dildo up their hole.
02:21:39
That's probably pretty exhilarating and an extreme.
02:21:42
So, I mean, judging.
02:21:44
I'd rather people jump off a mountain than stick a build up there.
02:21:47
They call.
02:21:48
I guess it's all relative because I flew once in my life
02:21:51
and that was to Georgia when I was in middle school
02:21:55
or by yourself on a plane with my with my parents.
02:21:58
But like, the second I got on the plane, like,
02:22:00
I got, like, this weird, claustrophobic.
02:22:01
I thought it was like, grand more grander,
02:22:04
because I've seen in movies where there's like three rows and shit,
02:22:07
I just got really claustrophobic and I was I never wanted to fly again.
02:22:12
And with this job I have to fly in initially during Cool
02:22:16
it is when I tie on to the segment of the company and
02:22:20
I got away with driving and so I drove it and I drove to North Carolina last.
02:22:24
Like the first time I came to North Carolina is a fucking great drive.
02:22:27
It was one of the most beautiful drives.
02:22:29
I love driving and dude, I will do it.
02:22:32
Plus I get reimbursed on mileage if I drive, but
02:22:36
I drove to West when I was there.
02:22:37
But I flew here.
02:22:40
But I was so skittish of flying and now I'm so like used to it.
02:22:43
But when I don't do it for a little bit, which I hadn't for like a maybe a month
02:22:47
and a half, two months, I get kind of nervous again a little bit.
02:22:50
But you just, you just kind of get used to just you can't do anything.
02:22:54
So you and if the thought it was risky,
02:22:57
if the stewardesses thought it was risky, why the fuck would they do the job?
02:23:01
But there's also people that do bungee jumping and shit.
02:23:03
But flight flight attendant now you giant pansy.
02:23:06
My niece is a flight attendant.
02:23:09
Yeah.
02:23:10
I was thinking about, like, what that would be like as a job.
02:23:13
I don't know.
02:23:13
It'd be interesting, but also kind of weird, right?
02:23:16
I get to see a lot.
02:23:17
Her whole family flights for free.
02:23:19
Yeah, right.
02:23:20
I guess.
02:23:21
What's the experience of security right now?
02:23:23
Do they have.
02:23:24
Do you have to take your shoes off and cup your balls and shit?
02:23:26
Unless you have an express pass to get through?
02:23:29
No, I don't think there's any cupping.
02:23:31
There used to be
02:23:33
nothing major.
02:23:34
I ended up like I started with with nothing.
02:23:37
So I would go through the regular shit
02:23:39
and then I got that clear, which gets you through the line faster.
02:23:42
And then I got a TSA precheck,
02:23:44
which, like it's just you literally just walk through it.
02:23:48
It's like, no, all the terrorists should get there.
02:23:52
That that's how I have this.
02:23:54
That's how I have this guy right here. But yeah, the terrorists should get that.
02:23:57
It would make it easier.
02:23:58
I mean, I can.
02:23:59
I think I would do this. Yeah.
02:24:01
Yeah.
02:24:01
Pre-Check, this one is only 30 bucks, but this one's brand
02:24:04
new, and I might just fly back out of here with it.
02:24:09
Not a big deal.
02:24:09
Because. Because shit.
02:24:13
Whoops, you know.
02:24:15
Oh, yeah. What's this?
02:24:16
I've only ran into a couple.
02:24:20
Is this the same name?
02:24:22
Satan Andrews.
02:24:26
The same.
02:24:27
That would be the
02:24:29
first 15 holes.
02:24:30
Then this is on my name. My.
02:24:32
If we get to it, we get to it.
02:24:33
If we don't, we don't list Same Artist Hole.
02:24:36
St Andrews.
02:24:37
Andrews Satan 17 Satan, Andrews.
02:24:41
All 17 road artists Go Satan
02:24:44
was called in golf
02:24:49
fucking 17
02:24:50
That's the hardest part for in the world.
02:24:55
Yeah, but it's only a par four
02:24:57
which wins and loses events only are the only three, four and five fucking.
02:25:02
Are there any twos or sixes. Got to be a pro.
02:25:04
You've got to be a pro to even like approach this whole
02:25:08
you're hurt killing somebody or breaking a window.
02:25:10
Where is St Andrews located?
02:25:12
There are no dominates now, of course, having only the relative easy.
02:25:16
I like playing. There's no chance to have got.
02:25:18
Let's go from even the smallest state in New Scotland.
02:25:23
Anybody know?
02:25:24
Exactly.
02:25:25
See, they are not putting. No, no.
02:25:27
You should have said St Andrews.
02:25:29
They play for the front of the green and to a second shot and hope
02:25:32
for a check of the same video I think Yeah there's Tiger was glance.
02:25:36
It looks harmless enough. Harder.
02:25:38
It's a long par four 461 yards.
02:25:41
I played this on Tiger Woods Xbox and no water
02:25:46
Yeah you probably get a birdie it is never actually
02:25:49
no matter one there was always like
02:25:52
shortly to some rough
02:25:54
gravel golf fringe the rodeo game then some of the road I love that picture
02:25:59
there was a hole on 22 mile course before they changed it
02:26:02
where you had to shoot it over the road 17th
02:26:04
Remember that terrifying hole because no tee shirts very Jimmy upstairs before
02:26:08
I guess they got rid of the hole upstairs course at
02:26:11
you know, that park a 22 mile back, as I call
02:26:15
it used to be in the downstairs course.
02:26:18
And the upstairs goes, you all go across the driveway road
02:26:21
Biscoe High, but it does river riverbeds.
02:26:24
The river bends, the river bends upstairs.
02:26:26
Course you had to throw one across the road, not a main road,
02:26:30
but the road to drive into the place is a desert.
02:26:32
Oh, no.
02:26:33
There was a there was a walking by,
02:26:36
and he kept looking by it, but I always threw it in the road.
02:26:40
I thought walked across from the moment.
02:26:42
I did not really know.
02:26:43
The old course was the only completely different.
02:26:46
Yeah, it was way old. Old? All Yeah. Look at this.
02:26:49
They had to shoot past this fucking hotel and like, over there, over
02:26:52
over the hotel, over the whole way.
02:26:54
In a way, it's like this is an asshole.
02:26:56
Or you were trying to get, like, maximum value out of that hotel there for you.
02:27:00
It's either brilliant. You're. You're a dipshit. Almost.
02:27:02
You know, there's an interview with people in the hotel that can't believe them
02:27:06
when the balls are whizzing by because these are PGA pros.
02:27:09
Can you imagine the people that are, as you can see the first night,
02:27:13
I wonder what point at what point they installed that thing.
02:27:17
He did a hotel probably pretty quick.
02:27:19
What if, you know the rooms that are over around side
02:27:21
and you get a really bad shrink shot right now?
02:27:25
You got to go through with this.
02:27:26
You know, there's no way to be perfect. And that's exactly.
02:27:29
You get the guy in my golf
02:27:31
form is so bad that I have to play with my hole or whatever.
02:27:35
I don't even know which they are. It always goes one direction.
02:27:38
So I am off to that side and ends up going straight.
02:27:42
The best way to play circuit
02:27:43
did over on the phone with the second shot on the green and the fact
02:27:48
that easy
02:27:53
golf is an easy
02:27:54
sport, it's just really hard to play is no friendlier
02:27:58
leaving you than putting It is weird because it's not an appendage.
02:28:02
It's an object that has a whole different dynamic
02:28:06
that it can do on the road, that your whole different dynamics.
02:28:09
I get that, you know, they hit that button man thing we really did.
02:28:13
We're like, I'm heading into trouble. I get that. Yeah.
02:28:16
Smiling like to shit on disc golf and go like,
02:28:20
Who do you think who sits on the difficult?
02:28:23
It's one third the proportion so about one third is difficult.
02:28:27
You got to pause everything or sits on this disco.
02:28:31
It's not exactly one third is difficult.
02:28:34
If you didn't put it like time wise,
02:28:37
they they made the 18 hole course so that
02:28:41
you can play ball golf in 4 hours.
02:28:43
Do you play disc golf?
02:28:44
18 holes in 2 to 3 hours. So.
02:28:47
So maybe it's like three is difficult.
02:28:50
I kind of the size proportion of the disc to the basket
02:28:54
as opposed to the ball to the hole A 1001 third one half.
02:28:58
It's like an alternative to ball the hockey.
02:29:01
It's a some good six scoring but it's different like it's
02:29:05
a complete yeah, hockey's like the radian
02:29:08
basketball hockey 72 to 72 would be an amazing game to watch though.
02:29:14
I was just mentioning the holes I was mentioning to the my whole about
02:29:20
of my girlfriend.
02:29:21
But yeah, when we got that boy, when I was playing earlier,
02:29:25
I was on the floor there and like I came close a couple of times
02:29:29
to like having some pretty good shots
02:29:33
and I thought, you know, maybe, like, maybe I can finally
02:29:35
I haven't had an ace in like ten, 15 years this golfing.
02:29:40
I've had like four or five.
02:29:42
I don't even remember anymore.
02:29:44
My first, like five years playing, I had like three or four aces.
02:29:47
And I don't know if it's because I don't I don't like back
02:29:51
then it was just like wing it and just like rip it towards the basket.
02:29:54
Fuck it. Nowadays I'm playing more, more skillfully.
02:29:57
I know that.
02:29:57
Like, have I just I'm not going to ace it, so I might as well just drop it
02:30:01
towards the basket and then have a try to do it or whatever, you know,
02:30:07
my last ace was two years ago this month
02:30:11
or one that
02:30:13
I almost feel like I need to pursue it more,
02:30:16
but I don't, I don't know that
02:30:18
not one change.
02:30:21
It's fine because I'm going to go urinate in a toilet hole.
02:30:26
Okay?
02:30:29
And a whole
02:30:33
it's a two molar
02:30:34
bone, one hole in one, or as it is
02:30:38
affectionately known as something I notice
02:30:44
underneath
02:30:46
nothing.
02:30:46
I've I've never I've never nor ceremonies.
02:30:53
Why did the golfer pack
02:30:56
an extra pair of pants
02:31:00
is he gets a hole in one case he gets a hole in one.
02:31:04
Hey that's
02:31:06
why did the golfer bring two pair of pants to the golf course?
02:31:10
You just said that.
02:31:12
Yeah, I just said that.
02:31:13
But it's like, Oh, one, of course.
02:31:17
Did you make a call about the course?
02:31:19
My last hole in one.
02:31:22
Look, I was just saying it was two years ago this month.
02:31:25
Flip City.
02:31:26
The reason it's a good story is because I drove
02:31:29
Nate Hippie the filthy hippie. Nate
02:31:33
hopped in my passenger seat.
02:31:35
We drove there together and
02:31:39
we will.
02:31:40
Yes. You've got Jesus.
02:31:41
His nickname is Tarzan.
02:31:44
Walked up the whole one.
02:31:45
I said, I don't really have a good driver for this.
02:31:47
He said, Try this one.
02:31:48
Said, What is it? He said, I don't know The look.
02:31:50
The name's worn off.
02:31:51
So I took this orange frisbee I've never thrown before.
02:31:54
Launched it from the tip pad on the birthday of the guy
02:31:58
who designed the course and owned the land and hold it out from the tee
02:32:04
was a disc I've never known before.
02:32:07
Didn't even know was a sidewinder.
02:32:09
That's what it turned out to be.
02:32:10
An easy and I have a deal.
02:32:13
When we find disks,
02:32:15
he gets the orange ones and get the balance.
02:32:18
So I get the good end of the deal.
02:32:20
But this was an orange disk,
02:32:21
so after I aced with it, I had to turn it over to easy.
02:32:24
You're weird like that though. You will
02:32:27
just throw a random disk for the fuck of it.
02:32:30
I used to be sort of like that, but I just.
02:32:33
I stick with my what works, which is Star Wraith
02:32:37
Buzz and a rhino.
02:32:40
Three, two.
02:32:40
Yeah. Yeah, you do.
02:32:42
What does the buzz to be honest race he goes raids and rhino
02:32:47
that's the one I use
02:32:48
because I always have to borrow somebody because I don't have disks.
02:32:51
And every time I say that somebody gives me a, a bag full of disks
02:32:55
and then I lose them all real quick because I'm not good,
02:32:59
I just don't understand people.
02:33:01
Same thing about their
02:33:02
they go out there with like a bag full of like fucking 30 disks and it's like,
02:33:06
do you really throw all those you know how every single one
02:33:09
is, you know, all the nuances.
02:33:11
You've got a car for it driving me years with a motor.
02:33:14
It's exactly how to in my Wraith.
02:33:17
I'm like, I can literally do whatever I want with my Wraith at this point.
02:33:20
So I don't, I don't know what all those other disks for.
02:33:24
I carry.
02:33:25
I have never they always say this one will go right, this one to go left.
02:33:29
And they always go the same exact way I throw them.
02:33:32
Yeah. I've got to race.
02:33:34
My, my.
02:33:35
The only thing that's special in my bag is Brock,
02:33:38
which is a race that is so beaten in that it's over stable.
02:33:41
So it goes the opposite.
02:33:43
It's supposed to, which I fucking love because I can just throw it straight
02:33:46
and it's going to go it. It's fucking great.
02:33:50
It's about this is a disk
02:33:53
that's going to be so what you're talking about Brock's aren't you.
02:33:55
Yeah. That's why I said Brock said after. That's the title.
02:33:58
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:34:00
I bought it from. Okay.
02:34:03
I'm very familiar.
02:34:04
We call it that because it looks like a peppermint disk.
02:34:07
Yeah, but that's the disk I learned my long my bowman.
02:34:11
It's my.
02:34:11
Yeah.
02:34:11
Oh God.
02:34:12
It, it used to fly right now just kind of flies right in great condition, though.
02:34:17
There's only major marks in it, period.
02:34:20
But It's so beaten in that it fly.
02:34:22
It curtails the opposite direction.
02:34:24
It's supposed to.
02:34:26
It always does. Best disk brain.
02:34:30
Oh, we should describe guys again.
02:34:33
But I'm.
02:34:34
I love my Wraith, so it's a nova and I love my rhino.
02:34:37
So it's a nova.
02:34:37
But my my midrange is buzz all the right.
02:34:41
Oh, I've got this one cast a blast.
02:34:43
I've never even heard of that.
02:34:45
Yeah, I don't like all these new brands and shit in over
02:34:47
described as all I'm throwing in
02:34:51
again.
02:34:52
Nova described as Michigan
02:34:54
A nova as Jeff Bauman would make me got this.
02:34:58
It's like mostly sells.
02:35:03
It's upside down.
02:35:03
Gary, we can't read it.
02:35:06
Oh, I know.
02:35:07
That's because that's the joke.
02:35:08
It's like
02:35:10
it's a product driver.
02:35:11
It's A joke makes it hybrid.
02:35:13
And I hate these prodigy.
02:35:15
Yeah, I'm in.
02:35:15
And as far as the first person I really seen, like, hardcore
02:35:19
going, the fucking prodigy disks and all that shit and good for them
02:35:24
kale to kill fucking pulling that shit out to those prodigy disks.
02:35:28
That's fine, but it's just a whole nother segment of a whole
02:35:31
nother disk line that does the same shit as the other disk line.
02:35:34
So you might as well just learn one, set up one branded disks
02:35:39
or one or two branded is there's too much shit on. It's
02:35:43
I guess it's like golf clubs.
02:35:44
Golf does the same thing.
02:35:45
You got different brands of clothes, but they're all designed to do similar shit.
02:35:49
I don't know. Ever
02:35:53
cast of players is the plastic.
02:35:54
The number one disc listed here is Innova or Innova?
02:35:58
Yeah, I said the right label.
02:36:01
I mean everyone. One is the Rock.
02:36:03
Those are the ones that have the most like championship, like they always have
02:36:06
the championship versions of the disc that are signed by fucking.
02:36:09
They got the digital signature of
02:36:12
I don't know,
02:36:12
I figured what the fuck those people's names are.
02:36:16
Bob Something and
02:36:19
the Rolls.
02:36:19
I'm going to
02:36:22
be ready for whole my team I it's pretty boring.
02:36:25
I like to rock for a little while and I just got away from it.
02:36:28
I can rip my, my, my putter, my rhino.
02:36:32
I like a star rhino.
02:36:33
Oh, are you going out to the graveyard?
02:36:35
Back by popular demand?
02:36:37
Oh, no. My favorite segment.
02:36:40
Yeah.
02:36:41
Breaking news news.
02:36:50
Breaking news.
02:36:51
Someone is dead and Gary is about to reveal
02:36:54
who that is
02:36:58
that really break him out.
02:36:59
And we failed last week,
02:37:02
but we did bring you two graves of the night the previous week.
02:37:07
You need a break.
02:37:07
All right.
02:37:08
We're
02:37:10
no, it's scarier this way.
02:37:12
So I would like to get a picture during the day of the grave
02:37:16
that you disrupted last time because you did go, okay, yes, I'm over.
02:37:21
So when you get a chance or you think of it like
02:37:23
even if it's just from afar, I just want to see what
02:37:25
his grave looks like and what you may have disturbed about it.
02:37:28
Right. It knocked the headstone or something, right?
02:37:31
Oh, yeah.
02:37:32
Can we really get more shirts and video?
02:37:36
Maybe not.
02:37:36
It was an accident.
02:37:37
It was harmless. Nothing was damaged.
02:37:41
You just kind of knocked it over and it stood it
02:37:43
back up
02:37:46
almost immediately.
02:37:48
It wasn't reckless. It wasn't.
02:37:50
They're all already dead.
02:37:51
No. Yeah.
02:37:52
And these people's family were not visiting these graves.
02:37:55
These people are way too fucking dead.
02:38:01
What are we looking at?
02:38:01
We're just seeing stone. I don't see shit.
02:38:04
You're failing.
02:38:06
Yeah, you got to third of those, which once you get in focus,
02:38:09
you got to stay there for a minute and let everything zoom in and.
02:38:12
Yeah, don't go back and forth so hard.
02:38:15
That's shitty too.
02:38:17
Yeah.
02:38:19
Okay, I'll get to do it.
02:38:20
What's the name re that John Tibbetts.
02:38:24
John Tibbetts.
02:38:25
What, what are the years is I'm more interesting.
02:38:27
He he died in 1898 DMZ.
02:38:30
His family is not there.
02:38:32
How long do graveyards have to keep bodies in them
02:38:36
before they're allowed to legally them up,
02:38:38
burn them and store them somewhere else and sell that same grave to somebody else
02:38:43
because he sure,
02:38:44
he died in 1898 and he wasn't born in 1890.
02:38:47
Karen He may have, but it was on the far right.
02:38:50
Oh, shit. We'll go back to that one.
02:38:53
Isn't Davis like my grandma when I see that in like 100 years?
02:38:57
Are they just going to take my grandma out of the wall truck and
02:39:02
Asian and
02:39:05
Clinton River and, like, put somebody else in there
02:39:08
because, like, nobody's going to be visiting her anymore?
02:39:13
I don't think so.
02:39:14
There's not enough space.
02:39:16
There's not enough value in these areas to keep everyone.
02:39:21
Yeah.
02:39:21
So at some point you got to reassign religious people that don't believe in
02:39:24
the rapture, want to be cremated for kind of like a in nice to the earth
02:39:30
because I think they recycle graves at some point.
02:39:32
I'm not just saying that to be weird.
02:39:34
They they at some point after 100 years,
02:39:36
hundred 50 years, they can just be like, Oh, you fucking bury someone.
02:39:39
It's still the same plot.
02:39:40
I know they stack them.
02:39:42
They definitely stack them.
02:39:44
And this one actually fell over.
02:39:47
Did you is in in
02:39:50
April 1833 to January 6th, 1898.
02:39:55
That's when he died.
02:39:57
33 to 98, huh.
02:40:00
That's and then and then James.
02:40:04
That was John.
02:40:05
James was April six, 1873
02:40:09
to November 7th, 1875.
02:40:12
Lived two years.
02:40:13
People in this place, Tibbets Tribe, two year old, was a two year old.
02:40:18
You said he lived, too.
02:40:19
And then Elizabeth at
02:40:23
December 14th, 1841
02:40:25
to November 7th, 1919, lived a while.
02:40:33
The while it's good
02:40:36
that this one has been visited.
02:40:38
Ooh, What is that? Artsy fartsy?
02:40:42
It's a angel.
02:40:43
That's cool.
02:40:44
Oh, it's new.
02:40:46
Yeah, it's Summer's cherub.
02:40:50
That would be baby angels of charity.
02:40:52
Little three.
02:40:55
Oh, there's a book.
02:41:01
Good for the bug.
02:41:02
I saw a fucking cockroach earlier in the parking lot.
02:41:07
I wasn't sure what it was.
02:41:07
It looked like a big beetle.
02:41:08
And then I was like, This is not a cockroach.
02:41:11
And so I kind of pushed it with my foot
02:41:13
and it scurried away like a fucking cockroach.
02:41:15
It was fucking.
02:41:17
It was huge.
02:41:18
Get up to North Carolina.
02:41:23
But today anybody has the opportunity to play the disc
02:41:26
golf course that's at the University of North Carolina.
02:41:29
It is a brilliant course.
02:41:31
I it three times, but it was one of my favorite courses.
02:41:34
When's the last time you disc golf
02:41:37
period.
02:41:39
Yeah.
02:41:40
Uh, last week.
02:41:46
I went.
02:41:48
I went after work
02:41:51
on Wednesday
02:41:52
and then I went on my lunch break.
02:41:56
And on Thursday, Wednesday and Thursday,
02:42:00
I think
02:42:02
because I maybe the only creek adjacent.
02:42:04
And so if I'm working from home, I can eat while I'm working.
02:42:09
And then actually take my lunch break and go, Did you find the critter in the
02:42:12
in the garage, in the shed?
02:42:14
No, sorry. Can we get a chair of the floor?
02:42:17
I want to see this for the go find the go find the scat
02:42:20
or whatever they call on the floor.
02:42:22
Look at the power pellets.
02:42:25
Pellets. It was stuck.
02:42:26
There is the floor.
02:42:28
Can you dig a hole in there with a shovel?
02:42:29
That's Just dirt? Yeah, it's just dirt.
02:42:35
Dirt pellets in the back.
02:42:38
Is there a journalist rap that we have to.
02:42:41
It would just be whatever is tied to.
02:42:43
The other disco video, the Halloween one.
02:42:47
Oh, yeah, the peppers, the other one.
02:42:49
We did it for the other one.
02:42:50
But checking all my boxes here.
02:42:52
You got any
02:42:55
wisdom rain?
02:42:55
Scary?
02:42:57
Oh, yeah.
02:42:58
A gasp is probably not true, but gosh, it's fun.
02:43:03
Why is it fun?
02:43:05
Because it's so ridiculous and fantastical.
02:43:09
I do think there were advanced civilizations
02:43:12
that came before us, but I think they all died off.
02:43:16
Were they all originated from this planet or did they come from elsewhere
02:43:21
or from inside?
02:43:22
I think we came from elsewhere. That's all I'm saying.
02:43:24
That's that.
02:43:25
There was a question, right?
02:43:27
Right. Elsewhere. Yeah.
02:43:31
I really can't explain as a statistic.
02:43:34
Variety or just bacteria was organic.
02:43:38
No, no, it's a combo.
02:43:41
We were genetically spliced with intelligent alien DNA.
02:43:46
You believe in the.
02:43:49
I believe the Bible's a great book.
02:43:53
That's what it says.
02:43:55
But they're saying
02:43:57
they say a lot of things and so a lot of things
02:43:59
that contradict the other things in every religion.
02:44:03
States that we came from the sky, even the ones that blatantly say we came
02:44:09
from the sky like the frickin Hindus or the freaking Native Americans.
02:44:14
I would also say the Garth those real
02:44:18
are just as interesting as collarbone theory.
02:44:21
Say a gorilla is if Hollywood theory has legs because that's a
02:44:25
hit it with the the missile and it rang like a bell, asshole.
02:44:30
A gorilla. What is it?
02:44:32
I don't know what it is.
02:44:32
Don't tell people where were a solid ball of metal.
02:44:36
If you hit it with something would ring like a bell
02:44:40
if it was suspended in a vacuum.
02:44:42
We're going to find out. In theory, we going Hollow Moon.
02:44:45
We haven't got Holloman.
02:44:46
It's just mythology, you know?
02:44:48
Believe me, I heard it.
02:44:50
Now, I'll I'll just cut to the chase.
02:44:52
I heard that everybody in the hollow Moon
02:44:56
was killed off by a solar flare years ago.
02:44:59
And it was such a big mess that it's
02:45:03
the Secret Space program.
02:45:08
Pledge rants.
02:45:08
Breaking news.
02:45:10
This just in.
02:45:12
Everybody on the moon has perished.
02:45:15
And it's such a bad clean up
02:45:18
project that the Secret Space program still hasn't gotten
02:45:22
all the dead bodies out of their.
02:45:26
But I do find it
02:45:28
interesting with the moon
02:45:31
and how the same face always faces the earth.
02:45:36
Like, what are the odds of that?
02:45:38
That's the weirdest shit. It's almost good.
02:45:41
Oh, the bright side, the faces.
02:45:43
The earth has, more metal or is heavier, more magnetic.
02:45:46
So it's drawn toward the earth.
02:45:48
Is that how they know it was knocked off the earth?
02:45:52
Therefore it's part of the earth.
02:45:53
Therefore still keeps the same rotation of the earth.
02:45:56
It's just
02:45:58
that conservation of angular momentum.
02:46:00
It wouldn't be rotating at all.
02:46:02
I like what he said.
02:46:03
Would be rotating at all.
02:46:06
Yes, it would, because it's still rotating as if it was part of the earth.
02:46:11
I guess it was knocked off
02:46:13
the earth, but held by gravity.
02:46:16
If there's holes in your theory.
02:46:18
Oh, punch holes in my theory,
02:46:21
I'm going to try the ringing bell theory.
02:46:23
It was solid, boring.
02:46:26
You have to suspend it, though, if you're holding it
02:46:27
or muting it with anything, it won't ring a bell.
02:46:31
The football theory
02:46:34
hooting creatures
02:46:36
like I would mention with Earth if it if it formed
02:46:38
when there was shit going on, like there could potentially have
02:46:42
there could be pockets of air pockets of impurities
02:46:47
that created cavernous areas as the planets forming.
02:46:52
Like why couldn't that have just been what's ringing?
02:46:57
Who's this?
02:47:00
So Google says the moon spins
02:47:03
one time every day.
02:47:06
All right, so right here, same as in the middle.
02:47:10
Okay.
02:47:11
See if they ringing a bell.
02:47:13
No, that's.
02:47:15
That's muted by the T handle.
02:47:17
And you're like, fuck off.
02:47:19
Oh, okay.
02:47:19
Okay, okay, Fuck off.
02:47:21
This one's got a little daylight.
02:47:23
You're a little longer that rings, you're ignorant as fuck
02:47:28
going, okay, relax.
02:47:30
You have this.
02:47:30
This is got a hole in it.
02:47:31
So you grow small.
02:47:33
You see how small that is.
02:47:35
Imagine. Okay.
02:47:36
A giant piece of metal.
02:47:38
Any of those pieces of metal?
02:47:40
Oh, that rings exactly right.
02:47:43
Grab that ring in the in the vibration.
02:47:46
You're not going to pick up.
02:47:48
I feel like 500 pieces of metal percussion.
02:47:50
I have Me behind me is what I should be grabbing.
02:47:53
Yeah Right.
02:47:54
And metal gear instead of this bullshit me roll.
02:47:56
Brady. He had a drumset.
02:47:58
None of that.
02:47:59
None of my symbols are hollow.
02:48:02
You look like you should be in the special class.
02:48:05
They're so scary.
02:48:08
Just let's just humor your your path of experimentation.
02:48:12
There. Do you have any hollow metal to hold?
02:48:15
No to but other to ring more?
02:48:18
I have no no.
02:48:19
Control. Control.
02:48:22
I'll agree with that.
02:48:24
Definitely have no control.
02:48:26
Who has the control? I lost control.
02:48:28
So the moon keeps the same face
02:48:30
pointing towards the earth because it's rate spin is tidally locked,
02:48:34
so that is synchronized with the rate of the revolution.
02:48:37
In other words, the island rotates exactly once every time it circles the earth,
02:48:42
you know, the urge to not falter even a slight amount.
02:48:47
So the next question is, is it just a coincidence?
02:48:49
100%?
02:48:51
What's not a coincidence That's ridiculous.
02:48:53
So people see the man in the moon. That is not a coincidence.
02:48:55
Sometimes I see a hunter gatherer on the moon.
02:48:59
He looks like he's he's pointing a bow
02:49:01
and he's shooting something like a weird man.
02:49:03
That sometime is a figure.
02:49:05
They call him a man on the moon.
02:49:07
It kind of looks like a dude.
02:49:09
No, no, There's a face.
02:49:10
The man in the moon.
02:49:11
No, there's a stick figure to Who knows what the fuck we've got.
02:49:15
We've got pyramids with weird effigies that point to stars.
02:49:19
Why wouldn't
02:49:20
somebody have put something on the moon to point to us to tell us something?
02:49:24
It's very unlikely that it would be a coincidence.
02:49:27
The moon synchronous spin probably took billions of years.
02:49:32
But why is it that doesn't explain why this happened?
02:49:36
We just happen to fall right in this majestic point of where it's
02:49:41
so. I think Gary calls it muddying the waters.
02:49:44
Maybe we should say, I don't fucking know.
02:49:47
It was spinning faster at some point and it slowed to a degree where
02:49:51
we're just living in it.
02:49:53
He claims the earth's gravity and maintain the spin state
02:49:57
the gravity. So we were both right.
02:49:59
It's not the gravity.
02:50:00
It's space pushing, not gravity pulling
02:50:05
holes.
02:50:06
Holes don't exist.
02:50:07
Only the space around it pushing.
02:50:09
Hey, poles exist mother fucker
02:50:12
race. My wife.
02:50:13
My wife is a pole racist.
02:50:16
My wife is a pole.
02:50:17
Oh, right. The pole.
02:50:20
No. All like jokes.
02:50:24
Well, guys, that brings us to the end of our.
02:50:27
Our hole's special.
02:50:29
What's the opposite of a hole?
02:50:31
Oh, what
02:50:32
is the absolute to some some things don't have a natural opposite.
02:50:36
Well, it's the opposite of Wednesday. What's the opposite of yellow?
02:50:39
Wait, hold on.
02:50:39
The opposite of Wednesday is Saturday.
02:50:41
Like Saturday?
02:50:43
Yeah, I don't like that because Wednesdays in the middle of the week
02:50:48
and Saturdays at the beginning of the weekend,
02:50:50
Saturday is the middle of the weekend, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
02:50:53
That's why I said night specifically Saturday night
02:50:56
that yeah, that makes a lot more sense.
02:50:59
That makes great sense.
02:51:00
I'll take it because Friday is a weekday yes.
02:51:03
So what's the opposite of Orange is no opposite of colors.
02:51:07
Right. Right.
02:51:10
I would argue that the opposite of a hole
02:51:13
is hole up as an intact without a hole, a nipple.
02:51:18
So the opposite of a hole is hole.
02:51:20
I'll give you the W on that one.
02:51:23
Oh there we go.
02:51:25
Hard. RW Ah.
02:51:28
Da da da
02:51:31
da da da.
02:51:32
As above, so below holes and.