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Fladge Rants Live #21 Homunculi | The Drinking Game Episode

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00:00:00 All right, I start this.
00:00:57 There's Gary.
00:00:58 I'm here.
00:01:00 Okay.
00:01:02 We're doing something. No, nowhere.
00:01:04 I don't think you should start ranting quite yet.
00:01:07 We have a special drinking game episode.
00:01:10 I want to do a couple of tests.
00:01:11 We're actually on.
00:01:13 Yeah.
00:01:14 How are you today?
00:01:16 Outstanding.
00:01:17 I heard it was your birthday last week.
00:01:20 It was. Somebody should have told you.
00:01:22 That's an occasion to be drinking. It.
00:01:27 Well, first birthdays.
00:01:31 But. But fifth, about half a century.
00:01:34 You're frozen.
00:01:35 You're in that spot again. Yeah. Preshow.
00:01:38 We talked. Everything was smooth and fine. Now, as soon as we start.
00:01:40 Oh, it's all dying down by Roman.
00:01:43 Frozen.
00:01:44 Am I muted? No, I'm not muted.
00:01:46 Yeah. NAB it.
00:01:48 Where am I?
00:01:49 I can move this.
00:01:56 I think I had it in the right, but I look a little stiff.
00:02:02 And there we go.
00:02:03 Oh, yeah. Yes, you do. Oh, there you are.
00:02:05 Wow. That's better. That's okay, though.
00:02:07 I can't hear myself anymore, so that's a good thing.
00:02:10 I won't sound like a drunken idiot. Yeah.
00:02:13 So first things first.
00:02:15 Cheers. And happy birthday. Yes.
00:02:16 Cheers.
00:02:17 I actually have alcohol instead of water.
00:02:20 But I'm also going to disperse
00:02:23 this interpersonal or disperse water between each one.
00:02:26 So I don't want hung over.
00:02:28 Okay. Good plan.
00:02:30 That's always a good idea.
00:02:33 So first things first.
00:02:36 Let's get this out of the way.
00:02:38 Legal disclaimer.
00:02:40 Legal disclaimer.
00:02:46 Disclaimer.
00:02:46 The proclamation of Javid's Speech.
00:02:50 This is our overall disclaimer.
00:02:52 I meant to do the crudeness and.
00:02:56 I'll just start it over.
00:02:57 I meant to do this one. Where is it?
00:02:59 Drinking response. The only way to.
00:03:04 Okay, let me.
00:03:05 Hi, I'm Gary.
00:03:06 Welcome to Pledge four live.
00:03:09 I set up a whole new system.
00:03:10 I may just flop it over if it doesn't work here.
00:03:13 So here's my lower third.
00:03:16 There's that. Give me a moment.
00:03:18 Turn on there.
00:03:19 Every day I was pulling Snapple
00:03:23 full of Ferguson and
00:03:26 Snuffleupagus,
00:03:27 and there's an encrypted for you
00:03:35 for The Shining.
00:03:36 My head is
00:03:41 text is gone.
00:03:42 It's just gone.
00:03:43 Not there anymore.
00:03:46 We withdraw these
00:03:49 probably in some remote location.
00:03:56 I'm not sure what to do
00:04:00 when my text is gone.
00:04:02 Should be there. Shows it point.
00:04:04 You start telling people about homunculus I.
00:04:07 Oh, I know what I can do.
00:04:09 Yeah. Yeah.
00:04:11 I think I have a picture of it.
00:04:13 I have a picture of it.
00:04:16 So. Oh, my God.
00:04:19 Oh, I would definitely have a picture of.
00:04:20 I'm Oculus. What? My main question.
00:04:23 Why do they all have giant beards? Is.
00:04:27 Oh, because they've got
00:04:28 a fully developed penis, but an underdeveloped body.
00:04:32 Have you ever seen a naked midget?
00:04:34 I have not.
00:04:35 Have you? No.
00:04:40 Maybe that makes me.
00:04:41 Oh, I don't seek it out.
00:04:43 I never. I never not.
00:04:44 I never tried to not look at one.
00:04:47 I just never had the opportunity.
00:04:51 Right.
00:04:52 I, I, I think we've actually been avoiding it
00:04:57 intentionally.
00:05:02 It was the color.
00:05:03 Maybe it's it now.
00:05:04 It's not there.
00:05:05 It's not white at all.
00:05:06 Why isn't it there? Where's my text?
00:05:08 I don't.
00:05:09 You want me to call the legal department, so.
00:05:13 Okay.
00:05:13 I guess I'll just read off the rules then, because one of them is definitely
00:05:16 technical issues and one of them is I don't know.
00:05:18 So there's two drinks right there. So let's get that started.
00:05:21 There we go. I don't know.
00:05:22 Every time it technical issues, every time we drink, every time
00:05:25 we're supposed to drink, you should hear this noise.
00:05:30 So there's two of them.
00:05:33 I heard no noise.
00:05:37 Really?
00:05:39 Yeah, correct.
00:05:41 Well, everyone else did.
00:05:42 What's wrong with that?
00:05:43 Okay,
00:05:46 I'm partly deaf.
00:05:48 What?
00:05:49 Voice input. It should be there.
00:05:52 I'm a little disappointed. Oh, I know.
00:05:54 I know. Why.
00:05:58 So maybe I should explain
00:06:00 before we even get to the ground rules.
00:06:03 This is the drinking game version
00:06:05 of Pledge Rants Live.
00:06:09 I think that was it.
00:06:11 Anyway, More time.
00:06:12 Yeah.
00:06:13 I mean,
00:06:16 so what is it?
00:06:17 Every time we do a mount Rushmore,
00:06:21 every time we have breaking news,
00:06:25 what's our other segments?
00:06:27 Every time we do a draw story and every time
00:06:30 we spin the wheel right, I'm going to get those rules up.
00:06:33 Honest, I am.
00:06:35 I'm not sure. I know. I know.
00:06:38 Here's the rules overlay.
00:06:39 Let's see what that looks like.
00:06:41 Rules, text.
00:06:42 Oh, you got a picture of the rules.
00:06:44 Okay, let me change.
00:06:45 Let's get this drinking game started.
00:06:47 I'm really trying to remember the draw.
00:06:50 I was like, I got to put you have a drink.
00:06:52 Girton area.
00:06:54 Oh, yeah.
00:06:58 Oh, yeah.
00:06:59 All right.
00:06:59 Oh, fine, fine.
00:07:02 I'll just change the fine on
00:07:04 of a batch of
00:07:10 you. Got to put a handle on the switch.
00:07:13 Hold on. You're not in there. Yeah,
00:07:16 everything's different
00:07:18 in there. You're in there now. You're in there.
00:07:19 Wait, now you're still not.
00:07:23 See, we're supposed to do all this pre show.
00:07:25 This is our new exposed behind the scenes pre-show.
00:07:29 We'll be starting at 1015 today. For real?
00:07:31 Yeah.
00:07:33 Normally people have to pay.
00:07:40 I just replace draw.
00:07:42 The whole thing was just like
00:07:46 it just replace draw with up to the service.
00:07:49 Could you How do you replace this?
00:07:50 Look at it.
00:07:53 Crystal Mountain, the growler.
00:07:57 Oh, finally.
00:07:59 Here we go.
00:08:00 Big River Brewing Company.
00:08:01 It's in Chattanooga, Chattanooga, Tennessee. Ah.
00:08:05 Okay, so the technical issues at least won't
00:08:09 hamper us to used to not drink.
00:08:12 There's you. There's you, there's you.
00:08:14 Check. Check.
00:08:15 Yeah, I'm there, George. There.
00:08:18 What do you want to do?
00:08:18 You work with Chuck.
00:08:23 Okay, so I got the audio.
00:09:28 Okay, we're back to the audio is going back out.
00:09:31 Welcome, everyone. Out Standard.
00:09:33 Oh, we're.
00:09:36 Hi, I'm Gary.
00:09:37 Welcome to Flash and Slide.
00:09:39 Okay, This is our special treat.
00:09:42 It's. I can see the rules real big.
00:09:43 I'll just rattle them off
00:09:44 the drinking game rules are drink if we say I don't know or a lot of
00:09:48 if we apologize, if we spill or knock anything over, if we're not ready.
00:09:52 So for that one
00:09:54 drink,
00:09:56 every time you hear that bell drink.
00:09:57 Did you guys hear the one?
00:09:58 You didn't hear the bell, did you?
00:10:00 There's no bell.
00:10:01 All right.
00:10:02 Everybody else can hear the bell.
00:10:03 I'll fix that in post.
00:10:05 Just drink whenever you want on this.
00:10:07 Every time we all.
00:10:08 You got to replace everything harder.
00:10:11 Yes. And see how the show goes.
00:10:13 Drink if we smoke or vape drink.
00:10:15 If you're passed out into a rhyme, starts rapping, drink for every breaking news,
00:10:20 drink every time anyone like drink any time we drink,
00:10:24 which should create an infinite loop of drinking, you'll never stop
00:10:29 drink any time we mention up north drink
00:10:32 if there's any type of a sound effect, which again infinite loop.
00:10:36 Because every time we have to drink, we're going to hear a sound effect. I can hear
00:10:41 you. Just heard it.
00:10:41 Ding, ding, ding, drink.
00:10:44 And then we've got a double infinite loop
00:10:46 we have to drink every time there is an inside joke drink.
00:10:49 Every time we reference a show, drink every time we say anything
00:10:52 that's verifiably false, drink any time there's a Seinfeld reference drink.
00:10:56 If we have technical difficulties.
00:10:58 By the way, that drink definitely drink.
00:11:02 Here's the good.
00:11:03 Here's the ones that are sloshed.
00:11:06 We drink.
00:11:06 We should have certain rules with what you don't.
00:11:10 Don't drink when you do.
00:11:11 Actually, you're a lot easier.
00:11:13 Am. I should have thought of that.
00:11:14 I'm already right now I'd be a shorter list.
00:11:17 The last few runs aren't going to probably get hit,
00:11:19 so I'd drink every time a chat is read.
00:11:21 Drink anytime somebody calls in.
00:11:23 Please, Colin, we need that number up there.
00:11:26 Drink If you learn anything,
00:11:29 we're going to drink three times.
00:11:30 If Captain Kirk and Captain Jean-Luc Picard actually kiss, they're behind Gary
00:11:36 Pierce.
00:11:38 Now, breaking news
00:11:41 this is their game.
00:11:48 There's lots of.
00:11:52 Yeah, I'll drink to that because it's parents and navigation
00:11:57 and a frog is lost
00:12:01 with two porgs.
00:12:03 That cost me 20 bucks. You
00:12:07 you got drink three times as a breaking news date
00:12:10 and a draw at fucking
00:12:12 in that three more because we drank three times.
00:12:16 Okay.
00:12:16 Just know the fun
00:12:17 and then very dirty trick that we're going to cancel the infinite loop ones.
00:12:21 That was just a joke. So please don't drink forever.
00:12:24 Now, before I ask what you can,
00:12:27 I'm going to go over this drinking rule disclaimer here.
00:12:30 And of course, the text is gone. Yes,
00:12:34 there it is.
00:12:34 Okay, perfect.
00:12:35 You see anything wrong with that?
00:12:38 Only way to keep the laughs jibber.
00:12:39 Hey there.
00:12:40 It looks like down looks Hebrews.
00:12:44 Oh, no, man, that's fantastic.
00:12:48 Why is it upside down?
00:12:49 There isn't even a setting to make the text upside down.
00:12:56 This is our drunken episode. Wow.
00:12:59 I feel real bad about the disclaimers.
00:13:00 Important?
00:13:01 It's very important.
00:13:03 Yeah. Yeah.
00:13:05 Don't try to tell
00:13:08 the Flat Dragons home game is not ready yet.
00:13:11 Why don't you guys just chat amongst yourselves?
00:13:15 Get a rant Ready?
00:13:17 Grant, return.
00:13:19 What is the homo nucleus?
00:13:21 What does that
00:13:25 homo monkey lie are Homo nucleus are really?
00:13:30 Gary is going to cover all the homos over the next few episodes.
00:13:34 Yes. Yeah, well,
00:13:36 it's one of a series of creepy creatures
00:13:39 leading up to our big Halloween extravaganza.
00:13:48 Good one.
00:13:48 No. Yeah.
00:13:51 I've never heard of this. An arm.
00:13:53 No one's heard of turning into a mongoose.
00:13:57 Hey, wait.
00:13:59 It's coming out. Homo nucleus.
00:14:00 I Google it and make any sense.
00:14:02 Homo jealous, drinking responsibly.
00:14:05 The only way is it right side up. Hey there.
00:14:07 I thought we had a drink. We said homo or fagot.
00:14:09 Gary's reading the rules.
00:14:10 You guys might not feel the number 21 drink with our jibber gang.
00:14:14 Dammit, to get algebra on you for just a minute.
00:14:17 Now we know you're over 21 or whatever the legal gender, age and you're here.
00:14:21 Disclaimer Drinking responsibly.
00:14:24 The only way to keep the laughs flowing
00:14:28 like military bullshit consuming gibberish is this whole thing.
00:14:31 Give me reasons for the audience.
00:14:32 Either you guys can't hear here. Gary. Huh?
00:14:35 Take a hearty sip. My boys are doing it right now.
00:14:38 He's down from the good jabber here.
00:14:39 Now we know you're over 12 or whatever.
00:14:42 Legal, sexing age or.
00:14:44 Wait, you're talking over audio or air.
00:14:47 Gary, let me stay.
00:14:48 Oh, my dad.
00:14:49 Let me add his audio to my mute. Me.
00:14:52 Just tell me to shut the fuck up.
00:14:53 Keep you chipper, but it also helps to have a mute button for tomorrow morning.
00:14:58 No, your limit. Yeah.
00:14:59 Just don't forget to unmute me. I'm not about gibberish.
00:15:01 I'm going to do that vocal voice over mine,
00:15:03 but then the audio ducking or fuck itself and put out put out your socks
00:15:07 and hear it now, don't you think?
00:15:09 Is pouring out, pouring over.
00:15:12 Savor those, Savor those chipper.
00:15:13 And remember that the real comedy is the rats, not the regrets.
00:15:17 We're all here to have a fantastic time and there's no need to jabber
00:15:20 through your drinks.
00:15:21 So sit back jabber and let the ranting and laughter begin jibber your time with us.
00:15:26 Please drink responsibly jabber my friends clinking
00:15:30 glasses Party jibber
00:15:33 thinking glasses party jibber.
00:15:34 So all right.
00:15:35 Just to be like the jury with my friends.
00:15:38 So you got to be over 21 to participate or sneaking ages.
00:15:42 We might enjoy every sip,
00:15:43 but remind you to consume alcohol like everything else in moderation.
00:15:47 What I recommend for any of the younger drinkers
00:15:49 in their 20 over 21, but still their twenties
00:15:51 drink while water for every drink that you do
00:15:53 and you won't be as hung over if you're hung over at all.
00:15:57 I think you're
00:15:58 being a little shortsighted because we do have our
00:16:01 our friends across the river there that can drink at 1913.
00:16:06 So that's why I added or whatever the legal drinking age.
00:16:09 Oh, the.
00:16:10 There you go.
00:16:11 No, just Jeremy.
00:16:12 Jeremy, out of here.
00:16:13 I think there are some places in Germany where it's like
00:16:15 ten or 11 because, you know, you're never too young to drink in Europe.
00:16:18 Yeah, no.
00:16:19 And there's some places that it's ten or 11 for fucking blocks usually.
00:16:22 I'm like, so and that bullet points sip, don't chug, stay hydrated,
00:16:26 know your limits, rant and drink responsibly at all times.
00:16:32 Okay.
00:16:34 Now I'm a big advocate for taking a couple of aspirin
00:16:38 the night before instead of dealing with your hangover after. It's
00:16:44 at work
00:16:46 or staying away from any any pill type substance.
00:16:50 When I'm drinking, unless it's for fun, then make sure.
00:16:54 But medication and alcohol bode well on the liver.
00:16:59 I don't know.
00:17:01 Drink with a Tylenol PM.
00:17:04 Oh, yeah. What happened?
00:17:05 Oh, I heard that you didn't hear that because I fixed it.
00:17:09 I already I was already drinking during, again,
00:17:12 breaking news this.
00:17:16 Oh, I fucking fixed it.
00:17:22 That's pretty boring breaking news, but it had to be
00:17:24 done.
00:17:29 Well,
00:17:30 technically, it was all up in arms over Michigan.
00:17:34 What's that again?
00:17:35 Motorcycle helmet law.
00:17:37 Like.
00:17:39 Oh, yeah.
00:17:40 No, no.
00:17:41 I got all up in arms about
00:17:44 what was legal helmet law.
00:17:46 It went in on the books.
00:17:48 We have to wear a seatbelt in cars.
00:17:50 Yeah. It's so stupid.
00:17:52 Both laws should not exist.
00:17:53 We don't have a helmet law now.
00:17:55 This really shouldn't exist,
00:18:00 Right?
00:18:01 They're contradictory.
00:18:02 Otherwise, us.
00:18:07 Oh, you're your favorite spot again.
00:18:11 Yeah, it happens too.
00:18:12 Well, we'll figure this out one of these days.
00:18:18 Wait, did I just see Jean-Luc Picard kiss?
00:18:21 Are they even there anymore? They're not.
00:18:22 I don't know.
00:18:23 But they're an animal.
00:18:24 You hear them rolling around.
00:18:27 Apparently, the crypto Kraken is trending on Twitter.
00:18:31 It's crypto to promote.
00:18:32 And never mind that. A different crack.
00:18:34 And I've never even fucking heard a
00:18:39 really sad cracking
00:18:40 a friggin clash of the Titans with
00:18:45 this.
00:18:46 So are you.
00:18:46 Are you allowed to crack on YouTube?
00:18:49 Probably not. I don't know.
00:18:51 I don't think so.
00:18:53 Cheers. Probably not.
00:18:55 I don't know is what I said.
00:18:57 Choose Captain
00:18:59 Cup had.
00:19:07 I can't.
00:19:07 So I don't think it's fair that we can.
00:19:10 You can die fighting for your country, but you're not allowed to legally drink
00:19:14 in said country.
00:19:16 That's not cool. That's you're going to die.
00:19:18 You should at least be able to drink when you die.
00:19:21 Hmm. I mean, what's next?
00:19:24 Give women the right to vote.
00:19:28 I'll show myself out.
00:19:30 I would love to talk about the right.
00:19:31 The women.
00:19:32 Women did not want the right to vote because they didn't
00:19:34 want to be participating in the draft.
00:19:35 It was connected somehow.
00:19:37 They got the benefit correct without any of the the responsibility.
00:19:42 And and even in 2019 or just recently, they voted it down again.
00:19:46 They went into behind closed doors in committee and they said, no, no draft
00:19:50 for the 18 to 25 year old
00:19:54 females.
00:19:54 Are we allowed to count females?
00:19:57 Yes, they are the females of our species.
00:20:00 Then you just call them pussy.
00:20:02 So I just learned something.
00:20:04 Okay, I think that's a drink.
00:20:07 But you learn.
00:20:11 I forgot.
00:20:13 I forgot already.
00:20:15 I learned like you learned again.
00:20:17 Something about.
00:20:18 So I can count females.
00:20:20 That's what I learned.
00:20:22 Oh, okay.
00:20:23 Are you sure all about?
00:20:24 No, actually, I'm not.
00:20:25 I got to take them back.
00:20:30 Spit it back in there.
00:20:31 Spit it out. So, human July.
00:20:34 Well, we're going to start with that.
00:20:35 I'm expecting.
00:20:37 Yes. Okay, so eight more minutes.
00:20:40 And here's the rant.
00:20:41 It's about religion sucks.
00:20:44 Homunculus ruin religion. Right.
00:20:46 Sorry. I apologize.
00:20:47 Egypt was originally called.
00:20:48 Can you God drink
00:20:51 come from the root
00:20:54 is usually it was originally called come
00:20:58 come.
00:20:59 It really just means black soil.
00:21:01 But from that I'm already from the root.
00:21:04 Can we get chemistry and originally alchemy Alchemists believed that
00:21:09 if you combined a human sperm with a chicken egg, you could get a
00:21:15 homunculus
00:21:18 human homunculus role in a laboratory.
00:21:24 Are you familiar with hunchback such as the Hunchback
00:21:27 of Notre Dame and Igor from the Frankenstein story?
00:21:31 Mary Shelley directly The drawings
00:21:34 are similar role for these homunculus.
00:21:39 I like a canary in the coal mine.
00:21:43 An alchemist would make a concoction, but to see if it was poisonous or in the case
00:21:48 of alcoholic beverages, make you blind because the bad fermentation process
00:21:54 it would feed it to the homunculus.
00:21:57 And if the homunculus dies or gets sick or goes blind, you know it's a bad batch.
00:22:02 And that's why I selected
00:22:06 this particular scripted to be our
00:22:11 our little patron saint of drinking games.
00:22:16 It's terrible.
00:22:17 It's a terrible reason you suck.
00:22:21 The fermentation process is 10,000 years
00:22:23 old, and I believe it was handed to us from extraterrestrials.
00:22:27 How about that?
00:22:29 I like that.
00:22:30 You know me. I like it. Okay.
00:22:33 Yes. Yeah, let's drink to that.
00:22:36 Yeah, let's drink daily
00:22:37 drink to Brady being on this,
00:22:41 they say Louis Pasteur
00:22:42 accidentally came up with the pasteurization process.
00:22:46 They say that that the original cheese was an accidental.
00:22:51 They left the camel milk out in the sun too long.
00:22:54 And again, it curdled a lot.
00:22:56 And they created would just be accidents.
00:23:00 Right.
00:23:01 And trial and error.
00:23:02 You know you just if you don't have a homunculus,
00:23:06 you drink it and if you die,
00:23:10 you don't drink that no one else is supposed to drink that batch.
00:23:13 But I've seen drunk squirrels in my yard because they drank,
00:23:17 they ate the fermented apples on the ground.
00:23:20 But so this fermentation process, it's been around for a while.
00:23:24 Didn't Hazen turn water into wine?
00:23:27 It wasn't a big deal.
00:23:29 I think you just saw the room turn around.
00:23:31 Really quick.
00:23:33 And then he swept.
00:23:33 All right, Right?
00:23:35 Yeah. Look over there.
00:23:36 Yeah, You just down.
00:23:37 Right turn. Yes,
00:23:41 turn back right?
00:23:44 Yeah.
00:23:45 The chemical process of turning water into wine doesn't exist, so I don't.
00:23:48 I don't think that was just sleight of hand, honestly.
00:23:52 I think it just might be a metaphor for something that.
00:23:56 I don't know.
00:23:56 Maybe he managed to make a bunch of wine job.
00:24:00 They were having a party,
00:24:00 and they were like, Fuck, we only got water. And then when
00:24:02 they showed up, they were like, Holy shit, Jesus came through.
00:24:05 He brought the fucking wine.
00:24:06 Like, it could just be a metaphor, right?
00:24:10 With all your
00:24:15 neighbors.
00:24:16 Pretty pleased to be sitting right there.
00:24:20 Oh, yeah.
00:24:21 You can see where he sits.
00:24:24 Well, it's not my screen anyway.
00:24:26 It was like a dildo.
00:24:26 And what I said, that's weird,
00:24:30 but Igor in the Frankenstein
00:24:33 story was a lab assistant.
00:24:37 His story was kind of cool of how, you know, we're coming up on Halloween.
00:24:42 It's a good time to tell this tale.
00:24:44 He was
00:24:45 sentenced to be hung from the neck until dead
00:24:48 and it broke his spine but did not kill him.
00:24:53 Frankenstein was able to nurse him back to health
00:24:56 with his lousy bedside manner and all.
00:25:00 And then they had master.
00:25:03 He afterwards things.
00:25:06 But it was his canary in the coal mine job
00:25:09 that reminds me of the human killer's
00:25:15 Tom Brady.
00:25:17 You want to discuss the size of the human abilities?
00:25:20 Penis just in time. Penis.
00:25:22 It's human killers.
00:25:24 All I heard was penis like the team.
00:25:27 It was relentless.
00:25:31 All I heard was penis.
00:25:33 You lost to me?
00:25:34 Yeah. Could I miss a few?
00:25:35 How many drinks
00:25:38 now, you miserable 15?
00:25:42 Yeah.
00:25:43 Left two for that.
00:25:51 Okay, that's not fair.
00:25:57 Every time I bail on the show,
00:25:58 you got to drink
00:26:07 human killers.
00:26:08 Okay, I'm caught up a promo.
00:26:11 Oculus
00:26:13 Homo Cutlass
00:26:16 monkey.
00:26:17 I think I said it wrong. Homo countless.
00:26:19 Am I saying it right?
00:26:21 Human killer saying it homo.
00:26:23 Countless homo. Can lis
00:26:26 from there going to kiss.
00:26:29 I know they're going to kiss tonight.
00:26:33 Oh, they kiss every night.
00:26:34 I meant carry a threesome.
00:26:36 Oh, yeah. No, we can do that to you.
00:26:39 No different than last week or the other night.
00:26:42 So for the record and for the show, I don't drink.
00:26:45 I get drunk maybe once every two or three years.
00:26:49 So what does that mean, Be fun?
00:26:53 It should be fun to me.
00:26:55 You're going to get gay.
00:26:55 I'm kind of a lightweight.
00:26:57 I love you, man.
00:26:59 You're going to get gay.
00:27:01 Brady's going to get nude before.
00:27:03 Before we know it. I'm already in my jammies
00:27:06 for I'm actually
00:27:08 very big boyfriend for a change.
00:27:12 So you can see the captains where I go.
00:27:13 That's it.
00:27:14 Are you are you wearing friends, having pants?
00:27:19 Yeah.
00:27:19 Yeah. Oh, absolutely.
00:27:21 What?
00:27:21 I know That's your favorite favorite segment. Woo!
00:27:27 It can be if if it happens.
00:27:31 Yeah.
00:27:31 Oh, yeah.
00:27:32 But for obvious, it's
00:27:37 good to know that everything's back to normal.
00:27:39 We look great and in focus again.
00:27:41 And you look your camera looks like absolute donkey shit again.
00:27:45 Gary's trying to
00:27:46 track them children, grown men who wear children's stuff on their on
00:27:51 their shirts that don't have children
00:27:52 themselves are definitely trying to attract a certain demographic.
00:27:56 I know
00:27:58 there are that pedophile here.
00:27:59 Monkey. My
00:28:02 I think they all are.
00:28:04 Is it easy?
00:28:05 You guys keep driving this monkey.
00:28:06 I like the fuck you like it
00:28:09 and I already explain the monkey life, but it just sounds stupid.
00:28:12 It just eats later. This word.
00:28:14 I missed it. Can you can you paraphrase?
00:28:16 He tried to.
00:28:17 It didn't make sense to me.
00:28:18 Oh, I thought they were
00:28:20 the canary in the coal mine angle was was the what I was going for.
00:28:24 But this homunculus, I have a lot of history
00:28:28 and and no positive results like that.
00:28:32 That's the concept of adding human sperm to a chicken egg
00:28:36 to make a creature just doesn't work. But.
00:28:40 But why?
00:28:41 They were trying to turn more common elements into gold.
00:28:46 So that doesn't work either.
00:28:48 So the alchemy wasn't the way a dead end.
00:28:53 Why doesn't work?
00:28:54 Why doesn't it work in the method that they were using Superior?
00:28:57 Because I feel like if if
00:29:00 the universe anything's possible, we can easily manipulated.
00:29:03 At some point in the future we can molecules
00:29:06 in atoms and to creating actual legitimate shit.
00:29:10 The raw materials would have to be there. Right?
00:29:11 We can't turn we can't turn water into gold,
00:29:14 but we can turn carbon into diamonds
00:29:16 like they have to be the same molecular makeup.
00:29:18 Or we have to add those molecules knowing you could take protons,
00:29:22 neutrons, nuclear fusion.
00:29:26 I think I understand everything.
00:29:27 Can you make whole with CRISPR
00:29:31 slicer?
00:29:31 Oh, is that what it's called six or
00:29:35 the I splutter?
00:29:36 If I wasn't already working, I wouldn't have fucked up that joke.
00:29:39 I would have called it slicer.
00:29:40 But I forgot.
00:29:41 By the way, those were two calls to a pest show.
00:29:47 And you're smoking or vaping.
00:29:50 I'm not sure what the fuck that handcuffs.
00:29:53 I was confused when you had a picture of an eight that was only one gram.
00:29:57 I was thinking you guys should maybe get a different drug dealer.
00:30:00 Yeah. I don't know why they named that.
00:30:02 Because it does it kind of stupid.
00:30:04 It's called the eighth, but it's white shit.
00:30:06 Well, you know what?
00:30:07 Because
00:30:09 people can be very creative, but they can also, like,
00:30:11 think they're very creative and not be.
00:30:16 So that is the brand.
00:30:19 It's not white boy Eric into the eighth.
00:30:22 It's his brand.
00:30:23 But it's.
00:30:24 Yeah, it's the eighth by white boy We're going with the fuck they call it
00:30:27 but yeah and are the handcuffs because he was in prison.
00:30:32 Yeah. Yeah.
00:30:32 They talk to some clever marketing.
00:30:38 Did he have a stash
00:30:39 of money waiting for him when he got out, do you think?
00:30:42 I don't know.
00:30:42 I don't think so, because
00:30:43 he's been interviewed a couple of times by Charlie LEDUFF, and I don't think so.
00:30:47 But I mean,
00:30:48 he was able to quickly cash in on shit like this and a good story and stuff.
00:30:52 So he was easily able to kind of get out and make do with,
00:30:58 you know, not having fucking
00:31:01 been in a job market for the last however long he's been in there.
00:31:04 20 years.
00:31:04 I don't know.
00:31:08 Somebody in
00:31:12 right.
00:31:12 He had a quite an enterprise when he went in
00:31:13 so there must have been some money somewhere.
00:31:16 Or maybe not.
00:31:17 People can spend money pretty fast.
00:31:19 Well they say that's Kwame.
00:31:21 He had money.
00:31:23 Oh, he took it very.
00:31:26 Is he?
00:31:27 He's he's also he's out, right, Kwami?
00:31:30 He's in Texas,
00:31:32 unfortunately, is the only thing.
00:31:34 That's one of the few things I know Trump did terribly was a release in Kwame
00:31:37 Kilpatrick.
00:31:43 I learned something
00:31:45 Either I thought he was still in prison.
00:31:47 You know, since I'm such a stupid 27 years thinker, big
00:31:51 drinking white boy for 27 years.
00:31:55 27. Oh, yeah.
00:31:57 I learned that release July 20th, 2020
00:32:01 2022 was
00:32:07 a monkey lie.
00:32:09 You know what?
00:32:10 Let's.
00:32:11 Yeah, give me some pictures of a monkey lie,
00:32:13 and I'm going to walk to the graveyard because I might not be able
00:32:18 to play the way we're doing the graveyard
00:32:22 where I would was a graveyard segment.
00:32:24 Yeah, it was.
00:32:26 I know it's way too early, but what if I can't?
00:32:31 That's.
00:32:32 That would be even more funny.
00:32:34 Yeah.
00:32:35 I the to of a tripod camera of
00:32:38 a third party camera showing you
00:32:40 we had a graveyard stinger was very exciting It was beautiful
00:32:43 stare just great thing that's what it's called Stinger.
00:32:48 Oh that's what it's called on the call.
00:32:50 I also learned Does it kind of.
00:32:51 I learned it this week or do I have to learn it during the show?
00:32:53 I've learned it during the show.
00:32:55 Learn during the show.
00:32:57 You could try forgetting it and then relearning it.
00:33:00 I have already forgotten what you said.
00:33:04 Why do all the homunculus look exactly the same?
00:33:07 They must be real killer.
00:33:10 It's the same reason retarded kids look the same.
00:33:14 Wow. Yeah.
00:33:15 That is weird though. They do things. They kind of have a look.
00:33:19 They do their eyes.
00:33:21 You're real.
00:33:22 Everything is too close together
00:33:23 on their face, and they look a little bit swollen and puffy.
00:33:27 I don't know.
00:33:27 Whenever I see one, I'm always like, I think I've seen you before.
00:33:30 Wait, are we talking about how monkey lives or.
00:33:38 I lost the second milk crate.
00:33:41 We're in the graveyard segment, so we shouldn't really talk about homunculus.
00:33:44 It will be very confusing for the continuity
00:33:45 of this wonderfully planned, You know,
00:33:49 when you go to the you can't partake.
00:33:52 So it's kind of annoying because he's severely damaging to the.
00:33:56 And are you having tension difficulties climbing the fence.
00:34:01 I you know what I just think this
00:34:05 So hey, while he's climbing through, what do we all drink in?
00:34:07 Did you talk about that when I was gone?
00:34:10 I'm always on Irish coffee,
00:34:13 that kind of thing.
00:34:14 A my favorite.
00:34:16 Be Recognizing a half and Rising from Big River Brewing Company
00:34:22 in Chattanooga, Tennessee.
00:34:24 No, to grow.
00:34:28 I almost got to but I couldn't I'm drinking my my well-known urine drink.
00:34:34 It looks like it's already been drank.
00:34:37 I like urine.
00:34:39 It is guava rum.
00:34:41 And what's that carbonated water shit called.
00:34:45 Now that I'm an adult, I shouldn't call it carbonated water.
00:34:47 I'm supposed to call it
00:34:49 tonic or spring water or some shit.
00:34:53 Yeah, I don't know.
00:34:55 You don't know, huh?
00:34:59 Fuck you. I'm good.
00:35:00 I'm going to have some catching up to do.
00:35:03 We're keeping track.
00:35:04 You bring your drink with you, dipshit.
00:35:06 He can't do two things.
00:35:07 Oh, because I had a couple of beers.
00:35:09 Yeah, and
00:35:13 we've done
00:35:15 already.
00:35:15 Show it and we missed it.
00:35:16 You're coming back early.
00:35:19 No, no, I'm walking around the graveyard here.
00:35:21 This is the tombstone.
00:35:25 I mean, I can't read it.
00:35:26 Put it on full screen for, you know, I can't read it.
00:35:30 That's wonderful.
00:35:32 Is that your streetlight without a street in the background?
00:35:37 Yes, I believe that's a yard light.
00:35:40 That person, one of them.
00:35:43 Don't. Please don't piss on one of them.
00:35:46 Oh, I'm not going to hurt anything.
00:35:48 It's going to hurt anything again.
00:35:50 These people are long dead.
00:35:51 Their grandparents are long dead.
00:35:54 So it's like
00:35:56 their grandchildren are among that graves.
00:35:59 If anything, the ammonia would be cleaning the the concrete.
00:36:03 So you would actually be doing them a favor.
00:36:05 You would it wouldn't kill the grass either.
00:36:09 Not only they actually might die, they would have to string trim last.
00:36:12 There's a cause to kill some of the weeds.
00:36:14 As ridiculous as it is, the monument,
00:36:17 there is kind of an honorable respect for the dead, right?
00:36:21 All cultures.
00:36:23 Yeah.
00:36:24 Well, again, I bring this back to my issue
00:36:27 with graveyards where there's not enough space to bury everybody.
00:36:31 So at some point they've got to exhume these graves.
00:36:33 So not enough graves.
00:36:35 Have you been up north?
00:36:38 That entire graves that is there?
00:36:40 I doubt that there is
00:36:41 new plots available that people are currently being buried in.
00:36:45 Right.
00:36:45 So all of those people had already paid
00:36:48 some property taxes sitting there, the property sitting there.
00:36:52 Someone has to come through, mow the lawn for years on out, mow the lawn, mow
00:36:56 the lawn. Who's paying for the shed?
00:36:58 They're going to need to strike a blow over.
00:37:01 We're going to find the oldest grave and go,
00:37:03 fuck, Nobody's visiting in this person.
00:37:05 Don't they do that? I thought maybe they did do that.
00:37:07 Where they dig them all up, they they burn them all,
00:37:09 and then they cremate them and throw their ashes somewhere. So
00:37:13 why don't they just do that
00:37:15 from the very start?
00:37:18 The cremation.
00:37:19 I don't even know the father nowadays.
00:37:22 What would you guys rather have done?
00:37:24 So I'm torn.
00:37:25 Because if I'm really a Christian, which I was raised
00:37:27 in faith as a Christian, I don't want to defame the body.
00:37:31 I'm agnostic.
00:37:32 So yeah, if
00:37:33 if I burn my body,
00:37:34 then if the rapture actually comes and Jesus comes back
00:37:36 and I'm supposed to be go with him or whatever, right?
00:37:38 I'm not a vessel.
00:37:41 But on the other hand, I believe in the energy thing that you subscribe to.
00:37:44 So why do I my best fitness for now, I don't need to see it with
00:37:49 the fans.
00:37:50 I think that's a different way to talk. And
00:37:53 honestly, that seems the
00:37:57 so the Scientology angle where
00:37:59 the Lord Xenu so there is a higher power that's an alien.
00:38:03 So they do believe in aliens and then they do in some type of soul
00:38:07 being that is able to transition from human form, from host to host or whatever.
00:38:12 And so reasonable.
00:38:13 There is a soul, there is a alien.
00:38:14 So they do have
00:38:17 you have to take away the fact that it was written in jest to make fun of religion.
00:38:22 Yeah, I know. That's the other thing.
00:38:23 That's the one small fact he was like forever in the story
00:38:26 how stupid this is and watch people believe it.
00:38:28 He didn't even say that.
00:38:29 But they did change everything you said to Metta Chlorians and Jedi,
00:38:33 and it'll mean almost the same thing to me.
00:38:37 Yeah,
00:38:39 I know. Imagine the
00:38:41 imagine there be a graveyard segment done planet.
00:38:46 Yeah he fucking just pussy for that.
00:38:48 He we got to close the fucking kid.
00:38:51 You can't do that. He's
00:38:56 that's that's
00:38:57 I call shenanigans This is some bullshit Total force decided I'm going to go.
00:39:01 I'm going to do that.
00:39:02 I'm going to do the graveyard segment before anybody even else wants to.
00:39:05 I'm going to fucking do it really quick and then jump right back. Yep.
00:39:08 And it just it was lackluster. I felt like it was lacking.
00:39:11 You're going to watch this back.
00:39:12 If you watch your back and you're going to be like, Yeah, that check.
00:39:14 Check that I've checked that. I've checked it off.
00:39:16 Can we can I go? No. Good show. Right?
00:39:21 Right.
00:39:21 This is speeding it up.
00:39:23 All right.
00:39:26 As above the below.
00:39:27 What we have done on it, we're done.
00:39:29 The start of the cue money and you realize are real as above.
00:39:34 So below.
00:39:35 I'm figuring out how if you're Gary, you're trying to figure out
00:39:40 whatever to drink and stories and fucking Gary is
00:39:42 just trying to figure out how to end the show as fast as he can.
00:39:46 All right.
00:39:46 And about So blow, dude, I'm going to hit the fucking button, man.
00:39:50 And that's it. Yeah.
00:39:51 Test me.
00:39:54 I'm two drinks in the game.
00:39:56 Motherfucker is getting angry.
00:39:58 Want it? Can I? If I'm angry, can I drink?
00:40:02 Yeah.
00:40:02 And we can have the fuck you want.
00:40:04 We can add there's 21 rules for typically a drink.
00:40:08 And I talked to my college age children about drinking games and they kind of
00:40:12 laughed because when we were when I was a kid, meaning my twenties,
00:40:15 we would try to do something
00:40:16 that the more drunk you got, the harder it was to foul.
00:40:18 Like we had this stupid game where when somebody would do this,
00:40:21 everybody else had to put their thumb on their nose
00:40:23 and whoever was left standing had to drink a whole beer.
00:40:25 Like just nowadays. Oh, wow.
00:40:27 What drinking games do you play?
00:40:28 And they have nothing to do with the brain.
00:40:29 They're like, Well, we listen to Thunderstruck and we start drinking.
00:40:32 When thunderstruck, start starts and.
00:40:34 Then when somebody else says thunderstruck,
00:40:35 they have to start drinking and we just drink until the song's over.
00:40:39 I'm like, That's not a game.
00:40:40 That's just like a a sprint.
00:40:44 Who can drink it?
00:40:45 So Thunderstruck is one of the games that college people play
00:40:47 and some other one called Phineas Borg or some shit like that, which is this name.
00:40:51 They play a song and they have to drink the whole time the song is on.
00:40:56 Why not just like shotgun?
00:40:58 Remember you ever shotgun? That wasn't really a drinking game either.
00:41:01 But that's the way the kids play now.
00:41:02 They're like, Who can?
00:41:03 Shotgun a beer? Faster, Shoot the boot.
00:41:06 Another one, I think is honestly, I honestly think it's kind of stupid
00:41:09 if you're doing it for fun. Great.
00:41:11 But it's just it's just kind of dumb.
00:41:13 Drinking games are trying to drink as much as you can in 20 minutes.
00:41:17 I just feel like movies and movies and TV shows
00:41:19 have totally bastardized drinking because people think that you can just do,
00:41:23 you know, 15 shots back to back and like still be able to function well.
00:41:28 They also mean that in Marvel that a woman can knock out a man.
00:41:30 And we know that that's not possible.
00:41:33 Right?
00:41:35 Every shot, every shot is a beer.
00:41:37 And so if you do six shots within a fuck in the course of 2 minutes,
00:41:41 that's that's six beers within the course of 2 minutes.
00:41:43 Like you're going to get pretty fucked up before you know.
00:41:45 And sometimes it takes us two takes learned the hard way.
00:41:48 And I definitely learned the hard way on that one, which is why I switched to beer.
00:41:52 Honestly, I'm a beer fanatic.
00:41:54 I do, you know, do shots,
00:41:56 so I try to stay away from the beer before liquor never work.
00:42:01 I've never had any liquor before.
00:42:03 Beer people that I know I don't have a flask or anything because I just travel.
00:42:08 And again, the
00:42:10 shot from the you know, I
00:42:13 don't
00:42:14 you know, I beer is safer because you get sick,
00:42:18 you get stomach problems before you're going to get too fucked up.
00:42:22 I mean, you know, if you drink shit beer.
00:42:25 No, it's because it's a built in.
00:42:27 It's a there's a built in fluid that's in your are more fluid.
00:42:32 It's more gauge of that too because they're only like what,
00:42:34 five or 10% instead of.
00:42:36 Yeah.
00:42:36 That's two when I'm, when I'm drinking a beer
00:42:38 and I'm in, I'm starting to get a little too drunk, I can go, Okay.
00:42:42 When I finish this beer, I don't think I'm going to have another one.
00:42:44 If you've already done five Jack shit.
00:42:47 I got four shots that haven't even hit me.
00:42:48 Yeah, Yeah.
00:42:49 Then you go to the bathroom for your lessons.
00:42:52 Young people listen to your throat.
00:42:55 They make you go to that.
00:42:57 You know how to drink.
00:42:58 There's nothing wrong with going to the bathroom,
00:43:00 shoving your finger down your throat,
00:43:02 puking up a lot of the liquor you just drink and just starting over started.
00:43:06 It's okay.
00:43:07 Like I've done that several times.
00:43:09 It's like, Fuck, I drink too much too fast.
00:43:11 Let me throw some up.
00:43:11 That way I can keep drinking
00:43:13 because otherwise I'm just not going to have anything else the rest of the night.
00:43:16 I'll be honest, I must be a gay person right
00:43:18 when I throw up, that means I'm done.
00:43:20 I don't know.
00:43:22 I don't have to just clear it out like it was.
00:43:24 Like that was a bad idea. I drank too much, too fast. Let me get it out.
00:43:29 Because you're going to probably you're going to have to process it.
00:43:30 And I'd rather not process it and be less hung over or less fucked up
00:43:36 that way. I can keep drinking.
00:43:37 I really hope we talk more about drinking than homunculus penis.
00:43:41 Well, I would say embarrassing.
00:43:43 Thing is, it's kind of amazing. My penis.
00:43:46 I like a humongous penis. I'll be honest.
00:43:49 The only reference I ever heard of
00:43:50 homunculus before you mentioned it was on the show Big Bang Theory.
00:43:54 They refer to Leonard, the little boy, as a homunculus.
00:43:58 Sheldon does, but then they always say a perfectly yes,
00:44:02 a perfect replica miniature of a human.
00:44:05 So I didn't realize they had outstanding features.
00:44:07 Yeah,
00:44:09 I thought they were all just a miniature replica of a little person.
00:44:12 That's what.
00:44:12 That's what the. Are they Asian?
00:44:14 The little, little miniature sculptures of them
00:44:17 or are those the big things with the penises that I've been
00:44:19 seeing with the big lips?
00:44:23 I've also seen them with really big helium.
00:44:26 Well, you know, midgets, normal size,
00:44:30 you know how midgets have normal sized human head?
00:44:33 I do.
00:44:33 So they look like a table or your body large for their
00:44:39 extra large scale.
00:44:40 Those giant hand.
00:44:43 You know,
00:44:45 he's got a little tiny four in a gigantic bottom jaw.
00:44:49 I know his hands and his lips, but that is the most popular, gigantic.
00:44:53 I can only notice one thing on that picture.
00:44:55 Does that mean I'm gay?
00:44:58 Yeah.
00:44:59 That means I drink every time.
00:45:01 Every time Brady realizes he's gay
00:45:10 to the sound.
00:45:12 Let's get some.
00:45:13 Let's shoot this. I'm going to have bullets.
00:45:15 Yeah, that's going to happen to me.
00:45:17 Maybe I shouldn't have added to the booze.
00:45:20 The funny thing is, is to me, it's just the integrity of the show.
00:45:23 Any one of us could have completely faked it.
00:45:26 Completely faked it.
00:45:28 Hey, I could be drinking Kool-Aid right now.
00:45:30 Yeah, but I am not.
00:45:32 I've been accused of drinking chocolate milk
00:45:35 because it kind of looks like chocolate milk.
00:45:37 This is a nice gauge.
00:45:38 It is not chocolate milk. I'm there.
00:45:41 Right.
00:45:41 Oh, I was going to mention a mention earlier early on in my
00:45:48 quest of some points.
00:45:50 And thanks for asking, by the way.
00:45:52 Not that anyone, because
00:45:54 you already said were wrong.
00:45:56 I guess Gary was in here, though. I did say what? I'm sorry.
00:45:58 That's my bad.
00:45:59 Oh, I forgot. I don't know. I'm always here.
00:46:02 Drink. Whatever, Brady. Forget.
00:46:05 Oh, shit.
00:46:07 That's going to be an infinite drink loop because I'm going to forget.
00:46:11 Yes, it is.
00:46:12 What?
00:46:16 So what about these
00:46:17 fucking stupid homunculus?
00:46:21 I don't know what the fuck of human lies.
00:46:22 You guys keep saying that and it just doesn't register.
00:46:24 Even though you. It's been explained. It just sounds like a dumb word.
00:46:27 That makes no sense. Sounds like gibberish.
00:46:29 You write it and it's just don't mean anything.
00:46:32 Don't mean a fucking thing. You were jibber.
00:46:34 It's gibberish,
00:46:36 Jammer.
00:46:38 Yeah, that's what I'd like to know.
00:46:39 Have the.
00:46:40 I don't want to just know that a chicken screwed a fucking whatever you said.
00:46:43 What? They put the sperm in the chicken egg.
00:46:45 That's how monkey like.
00:46:46 Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
00:46:48 Obviously the chicken had to come first before they were saying the
00:46:51 the homunculus came first.
00:46:52 Maybe that's the whole
00:46:55 the ego homunculus fuck this shit is what is it.
00:47:00 So homo sum it up in two words.
00:47:02 Come on, your act is honorable.
00:47:04 What are the three words?
00:47:06 Isn't it just a
00:47:09 a specification?
00:47:10 Only human, The miniature human.
00:47:13 All right, I got to talk about large hands, large
00:47:16 head, large lips, but a small penis and body
00:47:20 parts. Human gills.
00:47:22 That's a humongous.
00:47:23 Yeah. I want to know.
00:47:24 Besides the chicken egg and the human sperm,
00:47:25 what is the mythology of where this thing came from? Why?
00:47:28 Why do we even care?
00:47:30 I mean, why do you care?
00:47:31 I don't.
00:47:32 I haven't. I've never been of Gary posture.
00:47:35 This is it. An alien?
00:47:38 Is it a scripted?
00:47:40 The canary in the coal mine Angel was my only my only real thing.
00:47:44 But the second time I heard that reference.
00:47:46 Oh, wait, I know what you're referring to today.
00:47:48 It was a during the rant,
00:47:51 you know
00:47:53 that.
00:47:53 Well, every time I forget to rent and get a drink.
00:48:00 No, you know
00:48:02 the canary in the coal mine for right to get the guys
00:48:05 out of the gas before the canary dies, before the human dies.
00:48:08 It's a it's a gauge and interior safety.
00:48:13 But so but Peter doesn't like that.
00:48:14 They probably, like, let the men die and save the fucking canary.
00:48:19 Yeah.
00:48:20 Yeah. Is that.
00:48:21 That's dry gin.
00:48:23 Dry gin was one of the first things I did.
00:48:26 It was so it tastes.
00:48:28 It tastes like rubbing alcohol to me.
00:48:30 Yes, I've tasted rubbing.
00:48:33 That's what actually looks like a bottle rubbing alcohol.
00:48:37 That's the.
00:48:37 I can drink liquor.
00:48:38 What?
00:48:39 I'm not as good as Bacardi, but it's
00:48:42 pretty good.
00:48:43 Good deal
00:48:45 for the ladies.
00:48:46 Still don't understand the bat.
00:48:49 I've got more
00:48:52 Among the bat is like Bacardi bat.
00:48:55 Yeah.
00:48:58 Oh, this is a Bacardi bat.
00:49:01 Where's my Bacardi?
00:49:02 Oh, yeah, that's their logo.
00:49:04 Is that bat?
00:49:07 I've got to go to the party.
00:49:09 Bacardi Bon Bon Feelin 30.
00:49:14 So I don't believe in him.
00:49:15 Yeah.
00:49:17 Up you.
00:49:17 Did I get you busted or draw up?
00:49:22 When I got hit,
00:49:23 I started shooting Retarded Garden Garden.
00:49:26 Oh, my God. I tried to remember that.
00:49:28 I searched through a bunch of transcripts.
00:49:30 I googled all the videos.
00:49:32 I couldn't find that.
00:49:33 You need to write that down so I can have fun with that
00:49:37 sort of finding it working party, right?
00:49:39 That's all I.
00:49:40 That's all I remember.
00:49:41 And it's not funny when you just sound kind of like a
00:49:44 I sound like a loon.
00:49:46 I said, I'm sorry, but they'd hardly pardon me, Right?
00:49:49 Yeah.
00:49:52 Even though those were never the opposite
00:49:53 of a tongue twister, too, it kind of rolls right off the tongue.
00:49:56 I know.
00:49:56 That's what I'm saying.
00:49:58 I wrote it,
00:50:00 but you didn't, though.
00:50:04 So what are you referring to?
00:50:07 The reason your really knows my lyrics is because
00:50:10 they're my lyrics.
00:50:15 I don't mean to be startling,
00:50:16 but I farted all over
00:50:21 thing that rhymes with that.
00:50:23 I'm trying to show you Those are failures.
00:50:28 I found the picture the other day and I thought I moved it to the front of
00:50:32 my shit here, but
00:50:34 it's a picture of me and a midget.
00:50:35 So the alchemist.
00:50:37 What?
00:50:37 The mythology of the word stumbled upon making a homunculus, trying
00:50:41 to make gold by combining a human sperm with a chicken egg.
00:50:45 And why am I getting that of gold with chicken eggs and sperm?
00:50:49 I don't know.
00:50:49 I don't know how to describe the organs
00:50:52 They were just trying to mix everything, trying to get gold.
00:50:54 And they supposedly stumbled upon
00:50:56 making a mini man with a regular sized dick and big hands,
00:51:01 which is the opposite of a T-Rex.
00:51:02 Okay, They could really do that.
00:51:05 They could jerk off like three of their own dicks with one hand.
00:51:08 I'm a little envious because I can really see both of my hands.
00:51:12 I don't know what if the hands are too big and they can only, like,
00:51:14 grind, like they can only You can't, like, grab it.
00:51:17 Well, you know what we'd have to do?
00:51:19 We have to refer to Gary. Gary, the pedophile on that one.
00:51:21 What do you do with the small penis in a big hand? Gary?
00:51:28 How do you handle that problem?
00:51:30 You make a glue.
00:51:31 Oh, great.
00:51:34 Right.
00:51:35 Oh, that's good.
00:51:38 Yeah, that's good fun. Wow.
00:51:42 I still understand either.
00:51:45 But wait, this sounds like gibberish.
00:51:48 Oh, more.
00:51:49 You're just going to say made a homunculus
00:51:52 a cross between a chicken and some other species, like a human.
00:51:56 Well, I'm going to show you guys here echoing video, because I do know,
00:51:59 but I'm glad.
00:52:00 Got something like a fucking four words and Gary couldn't.
00:52:03 Stringy stuff forming in there.
00:52:06 That's the DNA.
00:52:08 We go.
00:52:08 Yeah, my DNA into the egg.
00:52:11 You can tell just by this guy's voice and he goes dead serious in his video.
00:52:15 Well, I was going to say, you're told by his voice
00:52:17 that he's totally gay is what I was about to say,
00:52:20 is make it a ham.
00:52:21 Won't you like that?
00:52:23 No. He's proud to extract his own semen and put it in.
00:52:25 There is what this is all about.
00:52:26 He just wanted to show. Show everyone and semen.
00:52:28 You know, you can go to the grocery store, the library, or the bar to get a friend.
00:52:31 You don't have to make one with your sperm in a chicken egg.
00:52:34 Right?
00:52:35 This guy wants to make something silly in Phuket.
00:52:38 Is there something there?
00:52:41 For the record, this fluffy 9.2 million views I even follow.
00:52:46 Oh, he's claiming that that is fucking child.
00:52:50 No, it already had an embryo in their food.
00:52:52 And you have to poke a hole in an egg.
00:52:54 The fucking yolk is going to dry out and look like some weird can
00:52:58 has like a red blob. But it was yellow.
00:53:02 Red blob.
00:53:03 I remember the big red blob. Oh, that was a reference. Wait, was it?
00:53:06 That wasn't a show.
00:53:07 That was a party reference but accounts account.
00:53:10 I look at it.
00:53:16 Did anybody bring their homunculus to show.
00:53:20 Yeah. I got them in my pants.
00:53:22 Notice it?
00:53:23 I don't know.
00:53:25 Let me leave a creature with humans.
00:53:29 Human. Come
00:53:33 talking about the chicken
00:53:35 Come creature A chicken concrete. Yeah.
00:53:38 That's the way
00:53:40 the marketing ended up being the Oculus, though, because
00:53:42 males are so confusing.
00:53:45 Chicken. Come, come, bird creature.
00:53:47 It didn't really sell on the test.
00:53:50 Marketing.
00:53:52 I just like throwing a word at you guys that you've never heard before.
00:53:56 I'm going to reveal something to everybody on the whole
00:53:58 that's watching and people that aren't watching Brady's coming out of the closet.
00:54:02 Oh, dear. Gary.
00:54:03 Gary likes really stupid shit. Yeah.
00:54:06 Yes. And
00:54:09 finally, you can find a really cool shit that a group of people believe.
00:54:13 He literally gets his dick hard over.
00:54:15 Yeah, yeah.
00:54:16 For for fucktard doesn't understand the people every he points inland
00:54:21 they all rhyme snuffle in
00:54:25 every Snuffleupagus
00:54:27 and they say that in the actual
00:54:32 I'm not sure who that who is that rapper.
00:54:34 Every damn shovel one drawer.
00:54:38 I was just trying to get somebody to Busta Rhymes like ding ding
00:54:41 gurgling like you thinking I still want a drink.
00:54:44 That's a good thing.
00:54:45 I'm like, waiting for somebody to make a law.
00:54:48 Does everybody drink?
00:54:49 Yeah, that's very used to deliver Snapple, but he is an asshole
00:54:53 and he lives in the castle.
00:54:57 Murray And he likes fractals.
00:55:01 I do.
00:55:02 I do.
00:55:02 A lot I see.
00:55:04 Done with this gorgeous, gorgeous horse.
00:55:06 It is. Of course, the floorboard is gorgeous.
00:55:09 Of course it's gorgeous.
00:55:10 Gorgeous, gorgeous, glorious, gorgeous of forges and forges
00:55:15 a smorgasbord for
00:55:17 forges, make up words count as long as they rhyme.
00:55:20 Are the forward here for this Ford Taurus What jugs for Ford
00:55:25 A lot of those drawings for the record I think they wouldn't
00:55:27 actually rhyme with orange
00:55:31 ones.
00:55:33 All right.
00:55:34 I'm the more drink, mate.
00:55:37 That's that you fucker, you fucking SodaStream.
00:55:41 The original SodaStream.
00:55:43 You can't actually mix the juice and stuff in the thing.
00:55:45 It clogs it up. Drink, mate. Fix that.
00:55:48 No, you don't want to do that because it's just going to frickin fizz
00:55:52 nights.
00:55:53 It does not fizz. I mean I want it to be honest.
00:55:55 Yeah, I actually would just after a while, I got tired of dealing with all of that.
00:56:00 Is that just straight soda water?
00:56:02 Yeah, because I don't want to clean it, so I don't.
00:56:04 This is always just water.
00:56:05 I just rinse, you know, That's usually what I.
00:56:07 That's what I sort of do.
00:56:08 And I got tired of all the sirups and all that shit.
00:56:10 I just started drinking carbonated water and said, Fuck it,
00:56:15 there's just water,
00:56:17 agave I guess I and blue.
00:56:21 You're a agave farmer.
00:56:23 No, I know, but it's a good beverage.
00:56:26 It's a give.
00:56:26 It is. Go get a drink.
00:56:29 It's got a jumpsuit. Oh, I know, but I said it.
00:56:32 I used to pronounce it agave because it's a fagot beverage.
00:56:35 It was a fucking double entendre, motherfucker.
00:56:39 Drink to the Omar
00:56:44 Hamas. Still better.
00:56:46 Some great hummus. That shit in the bottom.
00:56:48 That's not what you guys think of all the frickin look.
00:56:52 It's evil.
00:56:54 It does make guys think of all the controversy with the
00:56:59 hammer hummus.
00:57:01 There's there's been.
00:57:01 There's that are like some Muslims that are coming out
00:57:06 that are that are Americanized Muslims that are actually supporting
00:57:11 that stuff.
00:57:11 And they're getting trashed. I forget who the fuck they were.
00:57:13 There was a couple of them that
00:57:16 are people that people look at, man.
00:57:19 Fucking gorgeous look.
00:57:20 And I like, how come it's not rising?
00:57:22 The color is not rising, it's super thick.
00:57:24 It will,
00:57:26 it's got some cheese and it breaks down and then it goes.
00:57:29 I think I'm trying to make a homunculus.
00:57:32 It's super sick.
00:57:34 It's no back then.
00:57:37 That's the secret Super fan.
00:57:40 Three ingredients.
00:57:40 As long as one of those alcohol were good,
00:57:43 why can't I find the fucking midget picture I ran into the other day?
00:57:46 Well, it was my favorite midget.
00:57:48 My brother and I would laugh every time
00:57:50 I'm Lake City Kroger.
00:57:52 I don't think he works there anymore.
00:57:53 But the other way up north, we'd in the city, Kroger.
00:57:56 And there's this little midget guy that would work in the meat department.
00:57:59 And we always wondered how we would stack the meat on the high shelves,
00:58:02 but they do to walk around and he'd whereas
00:58:03 had he be a little midget, but he'd have like these big boots on,
00:58:07 like the big lugs, and then he'd wear his hat like this, like
00:58:10 literally be like this guy trying to extend his height.
00:58:13 It was the fucking funniest thing ever,
00:58:16 you know, every time we went in there, Hey, guess what?
00:58:18 That's also
00:58:19 the one day, you know, you're to set up my full Seinfeld reference, right?
00:58:23 Oh, no. Jury duty.
00:58:29 Yeah.
00:58:29 So I put my card on the one side of the meat section,
00:58:31 and I left my phone recording, and then I walked on the other side
00:58:34 and I walked behind him
00:58:35 and I came and went like, that's like, he's literally, like, more stature.
00:58:39 He's up to the bottom of my ribs like he was he could barely
00:58:43 look into the generic, you know, like the freezer meat section thing.
00:58:47 And I'm like, I have to like it's waist height for me.
00:58:50 So at what point is that, like,
00:58:52 we have to hire everyone but like, they can't reach half the shelves?
00:58:55 Then we have, you know, after a while I have a short mother
00:58:59 and she complains that grocery store
00:59:00 should accommodate to her, but that means all grocery stores
00:59:02 would be no higher than four feet tall and everyone else would have to bend down.
00:59:07 I don't know.
00:59:08 Go fuck yourself, have you?
00:59:09 If you got an issue, you can just get social moments.
00:59:12 I'll go fuck herself. Well, yes.
00:59:14 Yes, I believe.
00:59:15 Yes, this could go.
00:59:18 Going to pick a fight?
00:59:19 Don't worry, I nondiscriminatory.
00:59:21 I'm fucking brother.
00:59:23 He's not my mother and Mrs.
00:59:25 Sledge You can go sort of sabotaging Mrs.
00:59:28 Sledge and Mrs. Brady.
00:59:30 Supermarkets are going to be made for you, so go fuck yourself.
00:59:33 I can see some asshole like
00:59:35 ask some asshole like me to get something from the top shelf,
00:59:38 and I'll fucking get it from you.
00:59:39 But don't be fucking surprised if I go, Hey,
00:59:41 you mind getting that from the bottom shelf for me?
00:59:43 Because I don't want to bend over?
00:59:45 We were shopping.
00:59:45 I just feel like that's
00:59:46 when he complained about it and I was like,
00:59:48 But they have the exact same stuff down here where you can reach it.
00:59:51 It's like they actually have dealt with it and understand,
00:59:53 No, sometimes it's not good enough. She said.
00:59:55 That's not good enough. There should be shelves of
00:59:58 it. Sometimes
00:59:59 we ask nine when some of the stories keep their extra restock
01:00:03 items like above the shelf they're not meant for like public to grab.
01:00:06 They'll grab them from up there and then put them on the regular shelves.
01:00:09 Yeah, but it's great. When she gets a drawer. I can just grab it.
01:00:12 I can just.
01:00:12 Yeah, just grab those for her.
01:00:14 I can grab them too.
01:00:16 They got better things.
01:00:18 If you find one of those.
01:00:19 Do you find one of the fucking stairs on wheels.
01:00:22 Yeah. Yeah. I've.
01:00:24 I've thought about walking around a grocery store
01:00:26 and it's just for a prank and just walking around and asking short
01:00:29 people to get something from the bottom shelf for me.
01:00:33 That's hilarious.
01:00:34 Why is it like.
01:00:36 Why is it. It's no different?
01:00:37 It's what I love about the fucking Gary thing.
01:00:39 About to have a blessed day have cursed day.
01:00:41 It's giving them the exact same content.
01:00:44 It's like it's, it's, it's
01:00:46 like the average man is five nine.
01:00:49 It's the same request.
01:00:52 No, it's not frigging giant.
01:00:55 Yeah.
01:00:55 Five, nine.
01:00:56 Because India and Asia have such large populations.
01:00:59 Well, if you have one, right, one
01:01:01 wonkiness, that's going to bring the average like way down,
01:01:05 way, way down.
01:01:06 Human kilos.
01:01:08 What's the
01:01:10 break that down.
01:01:11 That sounds like a little monkey right in there.
01:01:14 It's like, I don't know, it sounds like it's big,
01:01:16 but then it comes to find out it's just a half chicken, half sperm creature
01:01:21 monkey hands means where I can put that
01:01:24 newborn's acumen skills video share.
01:01:27 There we go.
01:01:28 That's not the right fucking page there.
01:01:31 There we go.
01:01:32 The word American means little man in Latin,
01:01:34 but in little man neuroanatomy.
01:01:37 Really? That neuroanatomy. I've never seen. I've never heard.
01:01:39 What is neuroanatomy?
01:01:40 Is that your nervous zero or neuro.
01:01:43 Neuro. Sorry, I'm not sure it the brain may
01:01:46 not be
01:01:47 bachelor's degree, but it's not the flaming emperor brain.
01:01:51 It's brain.
01:01:51 My girlfriend has a bachelor's degree in neuroscience.
01:01:56 Cortical homunculus represents either the motor
01:01:58 or the sensory distribution along the cerebral cortex of the brain.
01:02:04 So the top of your cortex,
01:02:07 if you like, you both are not from raw sex caught up in your bloodstream.
01:02:10 That's like in some Wu-Tang,
01:02:13 Grand Central Terminal, like some sort of station
01:02:19 that does more of the masses than I got
01:02:21 so many of the pieces to the point that things like
01:02:25 Graves and plaques is,
01:02:28 yeah, I put this is that is
01:02:31 is that a Coke reference?
01:02:32 Sure is that shared a Coke reference
01:02:36 snuff linear.
01:02:38 Oh, I see. Yeah.
01:02:40 Did you know that.
01:02:40 When did you know that. When you bought that. I doubt it.
01:02:43 That's supposed to be like an adult Coke reference.
01:02:45 And I do. I doubt you bought this.
01:02:49 No, you found it.
01:02:49 But he's got to
01:02:52 from some child or
01:02:54 this is from the child you took
01:02:56 that screams the eighties with the triple line font and shit.
01:02:59 And it's actually not it screams the early
01:03:03 to mid 2000s because Kanye West actually made those when you know Kanye West
01:03:07 was repeating in the early 2000 it was the eighties you motherfucker.
01:03:11 Yeah but he made it very popular than the eighties made more popular.
01:03:14 The eighties was kind of lame. We had no no identity.
01:03:17 I know it's weird, though, that the nineties rap music fucking blows
01:03:21 through, though.
01:03:22 I mean, there's the hip hop adage of that is great
01:03:25 hip hop energy.
01:03:26 It is great, but it's so primitive.
01:03:29 It's the my samples are so long time from the eighties was jam on it.
01:03:35 I don't even know who am on it but that was that was it.
01:03:39 It was before everything. It was Jerry Brown.
01:03:41 Jump on it. Yeah.
01:03:42 What's the first rap?
01:03:43 That fucking the Sugarhill Gang.
01:03:48 Then.
01:03:50 Yeah, that's a set of hip hop.
01:03:52 Maybe he would do the hip hop record, but go, baby brother,
01:03:56 Do you also have the hip hop heavy to the hip hip hop
01:04:00 and you don't stop a record rocket to the Bang Bang Boogie?
01:04:02 WBEZ The rhythm to the boogie to be cool.
01:04:05 I made that one stronger.
01:04:06 Nice Also, man had his version.
01:04:08 Yeah, Kid Rock and his version.
01:04:10 What's going to happen if I drink all this and I don't usually drink?
01:04:14 You're going to get fucked up.
01:04:16 Yeah, you're probably going.
01:04:17 Yeah, I'm going to wake up in the morning.
01:04:20 I don't have to wake up in the morning.
01:04:22 What?
01:04:22 Does anyone have to wake up in the morning?
01:04:25 Yeah.
01:04:25 Up to 5 hours.
01:04:28 Yeah. So. Yeah, fingers crossed.
01:04:30 I like to, I guess, be the best case scenario.
01:04:35 You're off to college. I'm.
01:04:37 I think I've stated this many times.
01:04:38 I am not suicidal. I'm not seeking.
01:04:41 I'm not like, diving off cliffs, but about to wake up tomorrow.
01:04:44 I'm content.
01:04:47 So don't you guys think you're both immortal
01:04:50 after I had kids?
01:04:52 So what's the.
01:04:55 What's the thing? We have, like, a multiverse.
01:04:57 A multiverse?
01:04:59 Electric in a world.
01:05:00 In a world where the physics forever
01:05:05 what we do in a world where the current,
01:05:06 the current popular physics is Julian Energy cannot be created or destroyed.
01:05:10 The fact that there's multiverse.
01:05:12 Multiverse is the fact that there is multi multiple
01:05:16 strands of time that exist simultaneously.
01:05:19 So even if you die in this strand of time, you exist another strand of time.
01:05:23 You know what I mean?
01:05:24 I like that suggesting what what are you suggesting?
01:05:29 And it's
01:05:30 only possibility.
01:05:31 There is zero possibility is what you're suggesting.
01:05:36 Yes. Even though you just agreed with what I just said,
01:05:40 I do agree with what you just said,
01:05:42 but the only perspective that makes any sense is the mortal one.
01:05:46 All right, So I've got you.
01:05:47 So the just the UAP
01:05:50 phenomenon and the aspect of
01:05:53 my multidimensional beings and there being the whole linear time
01:05:57 and all that one episode, you know,
01:06:01 it's just hilarious
01:06:01 because we were just talking about random shit
01:06:03 and we were probably pretty toasted at that point.
01:06:05 But you're just like, Let's go.
01:06:07 Let's do Still, Let's Go Skinwalker Ranch.
01:06:09 And then you followed up with zero things from Skinwalker Ranch, and then the topic
01:06:15 was never brought up again in the episode we do.
01:06:18 You seem intrigued. Mercedes Ranch.
01:06:20 Skinwalker Ranch entails that there is weird electrical phenomenon,
01:06:23 weird entities, weird weird energy beings.
01:06:28 I mean,
01:06:29 again, going back going back to my Lord
01:06:31 Xenu and the curse, it's
01:06:36 it could become.
01:06:37 Yeah, I mean, reincarnation could potentially be a curse, but that's kind of
01:06:40 what the if you suck, you come back and have to redo it again.
01:06:44 I feel sorry for people that feel that way.
01:06:47 That doesn't mean that they're not.
01:06:49 But if you're going through life and you think it's just a suck trial
01:06:53 and tribulation, then
01:06:55 I don't think you're seeking joy properly and you should change everything.
01:06:58 You're doing, I mean, everything you're doing here, even though.
01:07:01 Let me make a general final wake up time draw.
01:07:04 I love every aspect.
01:07:05 Brady Make any sense to me. I'm to. Great.
01:07:08 Well, then you're never going to get drunk.
01:07:10 That's a ridiculous rule.
01:07:11 I know you're just going to keep drinking that time.
01:07:13 I know, I know.
01:07:14 But that was the first thing you've ever said in your entire existence
01:07:18 that I agreed. With
01:07:20 who? Brady Sure, Yes.
01:07:24 Why draw weight, not draw, draw.
01:07:27 Yes, sure.
01:07:30 Either way, you don't agree?
01:07:32 I agree with you.
01:07:35 My not well.
01:07:37 He said he's never agreed with anything I said.
01:07:39 I say a fucking lot.
01:07:41 Who said that? Gary said That's true.
01:07:43 Oh, I'm not clear.
01:07:45 Liquid weight.
01:07:47 For the record, I have something that Gary just said that is verifiably false.
01:07:52 Oh, he said, That's the first thing we have agreed with me.
01:07:56 And I know that's not true.
01:07:58 Okay.
01:07:59 I agree.
01:08:02 And we all just drink.
01:08:03 So we have to drink. But I agree. I agree.
01:08:05 You were right.
01:08:05 I was wrong. I apologize.
01:08:07 Where's the button?
01:08:09 I don't know it.
01:08:12 Oh, no.
01:08:13 Oh, drink every time.
01:08:14 Brady for production, it's a text.
01:08:18 If you're disappointed and you know it leaves the screen.
01:08:23 I just can't do it over.
01:08:27 Oh, it should be called fladge.
01:08:30 Sorry. It should be right there. It's gone.
01:08:32 Somebody came and fucked with me.
01:08:34 I know they did, because that's the only explanation in another universe.
01:08:37 I probably did this successfully in another universe.
01:08:40 This is still this is still a funny picture.
01:08:44 Is that
01:08:46 cider?
01:08:49 That's
01:08:51 what it his?
01:08:52 Yes. Yeah.
01:08:54 Probably one of his lowest.
01:08:55 I met him probably maybe 4 to 10 times and he pretty much always like that
01:09:01 now. And I made the joke last time when you were showing that video and it's like,
01:09:04 Oh shit, cider is going to be going back to having the shakes for the third time.
01:09:08 It looks like,
01:09:10 Well, he'd do it.
01:09:11 I mean, this is Jerry on his job.
01:09:14 He was here three times, but he kept popping right back up.
01:09:17 So I mean, he was fine.
01:09:19 I love the dude.
01:09:20 He can be annoying as fuck, but people have said that about me.
01:09:23 So I kind of like him in that sense.
01:09:26 And but you also can tell him that he's
01:09:28 being annoying as fuck and tell him to fuck off
01:09:30 and he doesn't get really mad at you much like I do.
01:09:32 So it's I kind of like him and I hate him.
01:09:35 It's I'm amazed at how much they all drink.
01:09:38 I'm. I can't keep up.
01:09:40 I don't even try.
01:09:41 Oh, I'm fagots. Oh, everybody drinks a lot.
01:09:44 I mean, it's party time celebrating a
01:09:48 gay day for fanboys.
01:09:53 Yeah, I think I heard.
01:09:55 I'm a little discouraged.
01:09:56 Mark may never finish that sentence.
01:09:59 Actually, Snyder has gotten more reflective.
01:10:01 He's been the reflection.
01:10:03 I don't know.
01:10:04 I haven't read the stencil.
01:10:06 He's getting extra, so he's going out his get.
01:10:08 He's got a gleam of sweat and so is this.
01:10:11 Sun reflects a little bit more because he's drinking way too much.
01:10:15 He sent me this weird text the other day.
01:10:18 I'm glad he stopped asking me to
01:10:21 reflect on what I'm grateful for
01:10:24 because I kind of live a charmed life and he's into crap.
01:10:29 What's but you kidding me?
01:10:31 He people, people get get.
01:10:35 You get what you put in and people get what they deserve.
01:10:39 So I ain't seen that he's got his answer
01:10:43 and I can write more Kid Rock So
01:10:47 and that's the child's way.
01:10:49 And so
01:10:50 as long as it's got that feel, he's fine.
01:10:55 Yeah.
01:10:55 And he could use a hair wash like shampoo.
01:11:01 That's why they call it dirty.
01:11:02 But he could use a proper haircut.
01:11:04 Marie He you either you cut his hair or he cut his hair.
01:11:07 And I was trying to tell him, like, bro, like you suck.
01:11:11 Like, it looks terrible.
01:11:13 You, like, missed a couple of spots, and I'm like, You want me to get that for you?
01:11:15 And he, like, almost ignored me. It kind of pissed me off.
01:11:17 And I'm like, Bro, like, I've been cutting my own hair
01:11:19 and sucking, like, covered ladies the other day, the other great.
01:11:23 But I don't know what to do at the time, but my friend likes longer.
01:11:27 I cut my hair longer. I fucking hate. But
01:11:32 yeah, because they don't have to take their wedding
01:11:33 when I'm going to wedding next week and fucking the fuck to do this shit.
01:11:38 But I mean, I just line all up all on my own Virgin blue and like, it's, it's,
01:11:44 it's not hard to do as long as it's not fucking attachments.
01:11:48 You just do one.
01:11:48 Do the longest and to do the second longest, you know, you set it down.
01:11:52 It's not that difficult to just
01:11:56 I don't know.
01:11:56 I don't think I know the haircut you're talking about.
01:11:59 It looked ridiculous.
01:12:01 Yeah, it was long in the back and then store.
01:12:03 There was a couple spots that he was
01:12:07 for. Yeah, I will gladly do it for you.
01:12:09 He was just like.
01:12:11 It's like you didn't even hear me.
01:12:12 And I asked several times and I was like, He.
01:12:14 It's not like he even said no, he just.
01:12:17 Just Oh, I'll ask or I'll ask the girl
01:12:20 for my finger and clean me up and they'll act like, Yeah.
01:12:23 So the back end is hard to do, but you got to have two mirrors
01:12:26 and you got to it's, it's harder left and right and different positioning it,
01:12:31 but you got to sit there and go, which I do.
01:12:33 By which way is to which way is right.
01:12:36 That's, is that really.
01:12:36 Yeah.
01:12:37 I get, I go backwards every time in the mirror.
01:12:40 If you know you've got to like tests,
01:12:43 I'm all done, I'm good
01:12:46 right now.
01:12:47 I go over and over and over with the same guard until it's about even.
01:12:51 But I do it away from a mirror.
01:12:53 I do it outside like, just like from here.
01:12:56 Just do it one I can do a blind.
01:12:58 I can do, like, my hair. I just kind of guess.
01:13:00 But you. You just try to do it,
01:13:04 you know, fade it down to one length.
01:13:07 There's my secret three guard
01:13:10 with Moncler. Oh, I know we.
01:13:12 I just said homunculus. That's not correct.
01:13:14 I've got such bad cow.
01:13:15 Looks terrible That's why insisted on the plural.
01:13:19 Because we're not talking about one homunculus.
01:13:22 We're talking about among July are we
01:13:27 know never have.
01:13:31 There's a lot of mythology around a monkey like that we haven't even touched.
01:13:35 But all I was really interested in it was as a test subject for
01:13:39 for a potential alcoholic beverages when they were.
01:13:44 Oh, let's experiment with homunculus.
01:13:46 We're going to touch a homunculus. I matter.
01:13:57 Very true.
01:13:58 I'm getting a little toasted here.
01:14:00 Yeah, you're pretty.
01:14:03 You just make us drink by hitting a button,
01:14:08 or he wants a drink.
01:14:09 He's just like everybody else.
01:14:10 Roll up.
01:14:11 Yeah.
01:14:12 I still want to give us a spin.
01:14:15 Okay, So to give us a sense of spins, I was about to pull out my notes,
01:14:18 so spins we.
01:14:20 We got to do spins.
01:14:20 We got to pick the number.
01:14:22 Have we had any voicemails? I don't think so.
01:14:24 I don't know if you want to repeat voicemails or if they mattered at all.
01:14:29 We already grieved in the night.
01:14:30 We already tried to get some breaking news in
01:14:35 here.
01:14:35 That's about our normal.
01:14:37 What have we done?
01:14:38 Electrocuted. I got to shut this down.
01:14:40 You're right back when you got electrocuted.
01:14:43 I'm going to vibrate.
01:14:44 You say something.
01:14:47 Did he just say he's going to molest a child?
01:14:48 I'm pretty sure that's what he said. Hm.
01:14:51 I was 17 years old with a friend,
01:14:55 a legal United States,
01:14:59 21 years old. Now.
01:15:02 My wife and her entire generation turned
01:15:05 18, were able to drink, turn 19, got the right, taken away from them
01:15:11 for two years and got to drink again two years later after being able to drink.
01:15:17 How can you take rights away from citizens?
01:15:21 That's he's screwed up.
01:15:22 I spilled.
01:15:23 Everybody has to drink easily.
01:15:26 Oh, Whoa, You dance well, okay.
01:15:28 What happened?
01:15:31 Like, like, anyways, want to test my grounding machine?
01:15:34 I guess I finally did.
01:15:36 And whenever I see, I like everything.
01:15:39 Whenever I see, like, a list. It was the one weird rules.
01:15:44 And. Yeah,
01:15:47 starting to really weird rules or protocols.
01:15:50 I have to be all over
01:15:55 for Brady things.
01:15:57 You know, it's OCD.
01:15:59 Just talking.
01:16:06 Whenever I see rules in shit listed,
01:16:09 I always just assume some some asshole fucked it up for everybody else.
01:16:12 And that's why that needs to be a rule.
01:16:13 Now, when I was telling my cousin, when I,
01:16:15 when I was signing
01:16:16 the shit for my apartment and it was just like all these lists of like, don't this,
01:16:20 don't do that, don't do that.
01:16:21 And most of them are like, common sense, but it's like some dipshit
01:16:25 had to have done
01:16:26 have been so ignorant
01:16:27 that they literally needed to write it down at that point to it.
01:16:31 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:16:33 I forgot what the whole point of that was.
01:16:35 But that's the thing I just said.
01:16:39 Yeah it is.
01:16:40 You know a lot of drawer story.
01:16:43 Yeah. Terrible story.
01:16:45 I know that's not on the official list, but I added it.
01:16:48 Yeah.
01:16:49 Also, I turned on a propane heater, but Brady said it was making
01:16:53 too much background noise, so I turned it off just before we went live.
01:16:57 And now that I tried to talk to her in that bitch,
01:17:03 it's a goddamn barn.
01:17:05 Yeah, I don't know.
01:17:06 Anyway, still trapped in there with fumes.
01:17:07 I don't know if that's hazardous or not awesome.
01:17:10 That was easy.
01:17:13 Anyone uses with his propane heater, he's got to come out of the door
01:17:17 because we just didn't know. Sometimes it's like, I don't know.
01:17:20 I'd hate to be that that happened that fucking
01:17:23 the faster horses for.
01:17:25 First of all what Which my girlfriend and I have been going
01:17:27 to I'm not never been a country music fan ever.
01:17:30 These make fun of it.
01:17:32 No, but I like that.
01:17:34 The only country I ever liked was Kid Rock and Uncle Kracker.
01:17:39 Yeah, and but I like.
01:17:40 I like that hardy guy more.
01:17:42 More and. Well, any bad.
01:17:43 There's a couple of people that I've learned to like,
01:17:45 but she's a big fan of it, so I'm supportive.
01:17:47 But there was a campsite with kids
01:17:52 and their parents
01:17:56 allowed them to have the campsite.
01:17:57 The parents were staying together as well in a another campsite in another area.
01:18:02 It was nowhere near the premises of the.
01:18:06 But the grandparents said specifically, hey, like put the generator here
01:18:11 because you want the exhaust to go away from whatever.
01:18:16 There apparently was an adjacent campsite that there was like
01:18:19 some girls that were sleeping there
01:18:20 that they didn't want to bother them with the loudness of the generator.
01:18:24 So they moved the generator
01:18:25 the generator was then spinning its exhaust underneath the
01:18:31 the camper.
01:18:32 There was some
01:18:33 shit wrong with the bottom of the camper where there was like some exposed area
01:18:37 that the fumes were able to lift up and they fucking two of the kids survived.
01:18:43 I think like for kids died and even the ones that survived
01:18:47 are like kind of partially, partially retarded.
01:18:50 They're partially human.
01:18:52 No, cleared.
01:18:54 I'm a nuclear
01:18:56 hormone. Uplifting.
01:18:58 So it's just kind of a story, you know, It's just it's just kind of fucked up.
01:19:02 But it's they if you look that up, they like, blame the festival.
01:19:06 Is it being like, the festival's fault?
01:19:08 And like, they had nothing to do with it at all?
01:19:11 Oh, it was just a weird freak accident.
01:19:14 It was just a weird freak accident.
01:19:15 And so the parents actually the last couple of years have been going
01:19:19 to the festival and handing out like trying to spread awareness
01:19:22 of, like, don't don't be a novia, dipshit.
01:19:25 Listen to your parents when they tell you carbon monoxide is real, motherfucker.
01:19:30 Yeah.
01:19:33 I don't know if
01:19:34 there's any carbon monoxide deniers,
01:19:38 but that is not real.
01:19:41 If you were to take yourself out, I would say, you
01:19:44 know, garage or the car rental is
01:19:48 one the easiest, easiest way.
01:19:50 That's a great way to go.
01:19:53 A safe way to kill yourself.
01:19:55 Yeah.
01:19:56 I'm like borrowing your friend's shotgun without his knowledge.
01:20:00 So I was trying to close the home for the record.
01:20:05 Yeah, and I keep bringing it up. I'm saying it's. I'm.
01:20:08 I'm the guy.
01:20:09 Oh, so it's almost supposed to do.
01:20:12 It's a real.
01:20:13 It's. It's surreal.
01:20:14 It doesn't feel like it happened, you know, But.
01:20:17 But I didn't see her ever drink.
01:20:20 I didn't see it.
01:20:22 Oh, shit.
01:20:22 Drink up.
01:20:24 That's not right.
01:20:26 You know, here's your.
01:20:29 That's okay. We're going to have a shit.
01:20:31 Oh, we're big deal.
01:20:33 This ridiculous spin
01:20:37 almost killing it.
01:20:38 It's been. This is all right.
01:20:40 I guess Brady's out now.
01:20:41 Okay, He can hear us.
01:20:43 You can have your earrings in, motherfucker.
01:20:48 Come on.
01:20:50 But. Oh, that's pretty generic.
01:20:52 Oh, my Lord.
01:20:54 It it isn't. It isn't.
01:20:55 I want you attacks offense in America.
01:20:58 Can I start?
01:20:59 Can I wait? They need to stop eating, dude.
01:21:01 It's pretty much that. Please.
01:21:03 So I have not been McDonald's in forever.
01:21:05 And if I.
01:21:06 It's been breakfast only my girlfriend and I
01:21:09 were going up to visit her sister
01:21:11 actually up north because that was Bear Lake,
01:21:14 which is did you say up north Pass the 45th before.
01:21:18 Yeah.
01:21:19 This is the 45th parallel of north is that is that we want to.
01:21:23 Mm hmm.
01:21:24 Mm hmm.
01:21:25 All right.
01:21:25 Well, yeah, that's the kind of class that
01:21:28 so we were in procrastinating, starving to get get some food,
01:21:32 and then finally we were just like, Fuck it, We need to stop and get something.
01:21:35 And so we decided to go to McDonald's.
01:21:36 And I'm like, It was kind of a joke, but it was it was the most expensive,
01:21:42 highest calorie food with the lowest nutrients I have bought ever.
01:21:47 It was way more expensive than it should have.
01:21:49 And the calories were off the chart, which I don't care.
01:21:51 I mean, look at me like I'm like a motherfucker.
01:21:53 A fucking people that see that.
01:21:56 I know.
01:21:56 Yeah. Oh, yeah.
01:21:59 Oh, no. Oh, I'm sorry.
01:22:01 Look at the that I think it was.
01:22:03 Fuck. They
01:22:09 taste so you can basically eat
01:22:11 every time you want a bag or you have to drink.
01:22:16 Yeah. I don't know man.
01:22:16 I, I, you notice Gary is the only one that just for the record,
01:22:21 you have the right claim when you're on your own, you're awesome.
01:22:24 But having more engage in sexual intercourse.
01:22:28 I do with you.
01:22:31 You gave Gary just propositioned you, and you just didn't even.
01:22:35 I just want to be clear.
01:22:37 There are no on the McDonald's menu.
01:22:42 Yeah, no, for sure.
01:22:43 It would be great for chicken water.
01:22:47 Yeah.
01:22:47 No, I would say that they do claim that when you if you are a heavier weight
01:22:52 and you are declining and dying, that like physically dying,
01:22:57 that you are going to last way longer than someone who is skinny like me.
01:23:01 So like if I have a health issue
01:23:02 and I'm like close to fucking perishing, I'm not going to last as long
01:23:06 as somebody who is fat or so they may be able to kick out of it.
01:23:10 They may be able to kick out of it
01:23:11 because they got a longer, longer recovery or a longer time before they tap out.
01:23:16 But that's like in a survival situation where they need to survive
01:23:19 off their own body, where you'll wither away first,
01:23:22 but they know for sure you're going to die of diabetes before anything happens,
01:23:26 right?
01:23:27 Yeah, true, true.
01:23:29 Oh, I'm trying to give them a little bit of credit,
01:23:31 but I know you and I'm somebody who's skinny fat.
01:23:35 I'm not in shape at all. I have no room to talk.
01:23:37 But I know that most Americans can go on
01:23:39 like a water fast for ten days and survive just fine.
01:23:43 I don't I don't like, avoid a specific food group or anything at all.
01:23:47 I mean, I generally do like salads.
01:23:49 I do like broccoli and shit.
01:23:51 I don't like go out of my way to eat the shit,
01:23:53 but I'll eat fish, steak, cheese and bacon on your salad like I do.
01:23:57 I mean, I'll I like my ranch.
01:23:59 I like I had fucking pizza earlier today, but I literally didn't eat anything.
01:24:04 For the most part, all day I barely ate and then I had a pizza like that.
01:24:10 You know what I mean?
01:24:10 Most like fat people, like they'll eat five pizzas and then have McDonald's
01:24:14 and then Burger King and then some Arby's and then some Taco Bell.
01:24:18 And then they'll have a cake for dessert,
01:24:21 and that's drinking.
01:24:22 But come to think of it, I haven't had anything to eat today.
01:24:26 Yeah, no.
01:24:26 And that's bad when you start drinking.
01:24:28 So that's my problem too, as I sometimes because
01:24:31 the calories of drinking supersede, they kind of replace your food.
01:24:35 That explains why.
01:24:36 Three drinks in a freaking quarter of a fifth.
01:24:38 I'm frickin hammered.
01:24:40 Yeah.
01:24:41 You know, certain little shaky melodies and sugar.
01:24:46 Holy shit.
01:24:46 I want to opt out.
01:24:47 If there's any type of record, I'm out.
01:24:50 Yeah, I don't like it.
01:24:52 Nothing is off the for the record.
01:24:55 No, we are not going to create zero records here.
01:24:57 Oh, yeah, of course.
01:24:59 I killed him. I killed him.
01:25:01 Jerry, please strike that last statement from the record.
01:25:03 Straight from the record.
01:25:05 Okay. Stricken, right. It
01:25:10 didn't.
01:25:11 Do you know who's holds the record for most beer
01:25:14 consumed in one sitting Andre the Giant.
01:25:18 Well, he's.
01:25:19 That's not.
01:25:20 Yeah, I wish I was per capita per wait liquor He's huge.
01:25:25 He's not a homunculus he's a what's the opposite of a some gorgeous
01:25:30 I'm sure there's a humongous
01:25:32 humongous right that has to be Yeah.
01:25:35 No no nobody ever gets that reference.
01:25:38 And there would be maybe one person missing if Jug is watching him.
01:25:42 The only one who would get that reference.
01:25:43 That's what we call Radio four one.
01:25:46 He was the funniest.
01:25:47 Besides Gary, of course, you know, the host.
01:25:49 He was the funniest person at your party.
01:25:52 Oh, yeah.
01:25:54 The way you mention diabetes.
01:25:57 Diabetes was invented by the military industrial complex to sell greeting cards.
01:26:01 By the way, diabetes.
01:26:03 When I make something up off the top of my head,
01:26:07 verifiably diabetes,
01:26:08 that one was discovered by Reverend Brimley
01:26:13 over diabetes.
01:26:15 Diabetes, diabetes, diabetes,
01:26:22 rise of diabetes, fetus.
01:26:23 So what is this episode even was even supposed to be about?
01:26:26 Like what was the overall lying theme?
01:26:29 So my I am so I want to get Gary to answer everything
01:26:33 and anything I've ever wanted to ask him.
01:26:35 Just have an open AMA and drink because you know what?
01:26:38 Yeah, it's like truth serum.
01:26:39 A lot of times like, say, AMA and AMA and smile.
01:26:44 That's right. That's me.
01:26:46 Yeah.
01:26:46 Yeah, that's my.
01:26:47 That's ass to mouth. Yeah.
01:26:50 That's
01:26:53 never go as well.
01:26:54 That's Brady.
01:26:56 Can you play the me my voice swearing I need to think about.
01:27:01 Yeah you could just do it right now Just say yeah. Going to say
01:27:05 motherfucker it's just dirty To what.
01:27:08 Yeah. We don't go shit shit
01:27:11 Grandmother, that is not enough.
01:27:12 Or should I go? Wait, wait.
01:27:16 Goodbye, you YouTube.
01:27:17 I forgot.
01:27:17 It's an hour and a half We've been on you. Oh, yeah.
01:27:19 Good thing
01:27:20 they just kicked ass anyway.
01:27:22 We've been playing Texas anyway.
01:27:23 Yeah, for Facebook.
01:27:24 I can't post anything on Facebook. Anything.
01:27:26 I posted links to the thing or just white.
01:27:28 They blanket all out censorship.
01:27:30 So what?
01:27:32 I think it's Facebook is full of fagots
01:27:37 from all of them here.
01:27:40 Plus Comcast and Walker charges that not enough or show should go on.
01:27:45 So I just think it's way go five
01:27:48 fagot. You were right. I was wrong.
01:27:51 I hope I apologize.
01:27:52 You were right.
01:27:53 I was wrong. I apologize guys.
01:27:56 That's to apologize.
01:27:58 Go back and
01:28:01 go fagot jabber fagot, fagot
01:28:04 fucking Hillary Christ.
01:28:06 Jesus Christ.
01:28:09 Listen, I'm perfectly I'm perfectly fine with the company doing whatever they want.
01:28:13 The private company can do whatever they want,
01:28:15 but they say that there's only a thousand words allowed right?
01:28:19 In the same paragraph, you'll jabber one word and then say it 2
01:28:22 seconds later and then jabber another word and then say the same words.
01:28:26 So I'm like, If you're just going to randomly in jabber
01:28:28 and make me pay per month, I'm fine with that.
01:28:30 But don't say it's
01:28:31 limited to a thousand words when you just said that fucking word.
01:28:34 Well, a thousand per submission
01:28:36 maybe, but it's in the same niche.
01:28:39 It'll jabber.
01:28:40 I don't know. It just, you know, just pick a random thousand, right?
01:28:43 And then it'll kill the rest of them.
01:28:45 That's what I thought.
01:28:46 But like I'm saying, like, if I.
01:28:47 If I play the disclaimer, he'll jabber one word and then three words
01:28:51 later say that exact same word that he apparently couldn't, you know,
01:28:54 they say that he doesn't learn it. We only learn a thousand words.
01:28:57 So that's good.
01:28:57 You know, it's a pretty good vocabulary with a thousand words.
01:28:59 But there must be like what? A million words?
01:29:03 I don't know.
01:29:03 I love it because.
01:29:04 Because
01:29:06 Gary's got so many Gary isms with his beaver.
01:29:10 Sledge is in his body dos, and it's it's just the
01:29:13 it's like the I the I know is he creates these fucking weird gibberish words
01:29:18 and created its own, you know, it's fucking hilarious.
01:29:23 How do you it with a Jay or a
01:29:25 Sony girl that language Jay
01:29:30 Excuse me She knows I mute that.
01:29:34 Yeah.
01:29:34 Probably responds honestly it depends on the bourbon.
01:29:38 The person this was I guess I would listen to.
01:29:40 And I love the guy, but sometimes he burps in the mike
01:29:42 and he does it a little too often.
01:29:43 And I'm like, All right, dude, like, knock the fuck off.
01:29:46 You're doing a legitimate podcast.
01:29:47 You're wanting people to listen to.
01:29:49 Same thing with an asshole who eats,
01:29:52 who eats.
01:29:53 I resemble, I resent that resemble
01:29:56 or I resent that remark because I believe I was pretty beat.
01:29:59 Yeah, you did. I know you saw it.
01:30:01 You say about
01:30:03 a month ago that you opened
01:30:06 the file. Was that you did it?
01:30:07 First off, I've been taught that you were okay before anyone.
01:30:12 You announce it before anyone said anything, and then you continued to do it.
01:30:15 You go.
01:30:16 Oh, I know people hate when you read on Mike.
01:30:18 Isn't that what you're not supposed to do?
01:30:20 And then you continued to do it.
01:30:22 And the thing is, is this the smacking them?
01:30:25 You don't realize how much the
01:30:29 I when you're eating, you don't realize how much that's coming across.
01:30:32 It is the worst fucking noise to hear.
01:30:34 So the listening to it doesn't remove the matter.
01:30:37 I just say no offense and they fucking say fuck you kind of thing because you're
01:30:41 you're admitting to the ignorance, you're admitting to the ignorance
01:30:44 and you're continuing to do it.
01:30:45 So it's like, Oh, you know, this is going to bother us.
01:30:48 And you're kind of saying, Well, fuck you, anyway, that's it.
01:30:51 I'm glad on my message game. It's okay.
01:30:54 I know this is going to bother you, but fuck you, take it.
01:30:57 That that's the whole
01:30:59 thanks is it is a disclaimer.
01:31:01 I don't have to be civil or even almost human.
01:31:04 And then you just let off into a tirade,
01:31:05 which you know what a tirade is like A rant on steroids.
01:31:08 It is.
01:31:10 Frankly, that's better than Angela Sledge tirades.
01:31:12 Maybe we need to make a new podcast, sledge tirades,
01:31:16 tirades and roll off the tongue
01:31:19 tirades or tirade as a tirade masturbation tirade masturbates.
01:31:24 Let's do that.
01:31:25 Only the dead masturbate
01:31:28 with the deep masturbated.
01:31:33 I don't know.
01:31:33 It's funny, but you know you do.
01:31:37 I want to play the songs
01:31:39 for you all
01:31:42 know that, miss.
01:31:43 You made the joke there.
01:31:47 What do we do?
01:31:48 And we put it on the screen. No.
01:31:51 Oh, yeah. Food.
01:31:52 I know it's not easy to direct.
01:31:55 There's so much going on.
01:31:56 I never realized how the fuck much was going on,
01:31:59 but I'm still the speaker.
01:32:01 So talking about food like 20 minutes ago,
01:32:05 about scandalous giving.
01:32:06 Another spoon. Let's see what happens.
01:32:08 Even so, it's been going to be about it mean.
01:32:12 Oh, I'll guess pregnancy teenage pregnancy people gay people,
01:32:18 gay priests, gay people, gay trans game.
01:32:21 Right. Net change.
01:32:21 Transgender men
01:32:25 that identify identifies transgender women
01:32:29 and intelli homo cutlass.
01:32:33 Homo currently, Homo Cutlass is a transgender woman.
01:32:37 We already had rocket science before.
01:32:39 Oh, you're rocket science.
01:32:41 I don't know, I The guess I just did it again.
01:32:43 Like, click remove. We won't get doubles.
01:32:46 No, because the same thing happens
01:32:48 when you try to shuffle a playlist of music.
01:32:51 Yeah.
01:32:52 So what do you do when I press?
01:32:54 Media is dead there and click through until I find a song I like.
01:32:58 Print media is good bullshit the same shit a play and it's like this early.
01:33:01 Like why don't you go to something new before you repeat the same thing?
01:33:04 You already play it right. And like it was, it was on newspaper fagots.
01:33:06 It was a girl who said the drinking rule.
01:33:08 We should just say when we don't drink, it's the same thing. Why don't I just pick
01:33:12 it? Because
01:33:13 why do I mean, if it was brilliant or
01:33:16 if it was brilliant or if it was something that was smart
01:33:18 or brilliant, I said it.
01:33:21 Yeah, I won't remember that.
01:33:23 Well, as that was okay.
01:33:25 Yeah.
01:33:25 It's easy to differentiate.
01:33:27 I stepped on your major, come out of there.
01:33:29 What were you saying about it? Who, me?
01:33:31 Just that. It was just that it was okay.
01:33:34 I don't know.
01:33:35 I'm looking at the pretty spinner, though.
01:33:37 I know. It's cute.
01:33:38 Look how pretty. Can you change color of it or it is.
01:33:40 It always has to be that shitty of color.
01:33:42 You want to know something other than this?
01:33:45 It was orange juice or baby puke shit.
01:33:48 Green nigga.
01:33:50 This is fun.
01:33:51 Now behind the scenes color in
01:33:56 anything other than like baby shit.
01:33:59 Cute, green, pink.
01:34:02 You make it the flat drains orange.
01:34:04 Why would that be?
01:34:04 Please say it.
01:34:06 Say, I think I don't know what happened.
01:34:08 Why did it turn into shit?
01:34:10 Because of shit.
01:34:11 I reset everything.
01:34:13 I rebuilt it.
01:34:15 Everything.
01:34:17 Seasonal. What is it?
01:34:18 Is it?
01:34:19 See? Now the flat just isn't just
01:34:22 the blue.
01:34:25 Yeah, nobody's listening any of the.
01:34:27 Oh, that was just. Looks like thousands don't throw up.
01:34:29 Yeah, that's not a proper representative of the color.
01:34:32 Oh, Rainbow. Here we go. It's peach.
01:34:35 It looks like an orange bitch.
01:34:37 We have too many choices.
01:34:40 Or too many choices. It's.
01:34:41 Why does this come ugly?
01:34:43 It looks like no matter what, it's ugly culture, very vibrant colors.
01:34:48 And it comes
01:34:50 the. The room's water was crazy.
01:34:54 Okay, that's better.
01:34:55 Let's stick with that shit.
01:34:57 All right. Call it a day. Sound.
01:35:00 I What is the clickety clickety click?
01:35:04 An attack.
01:35:06 Hmm? Wait, I forgot to hit Save.
01:35:08 That's my bad.
01:35:09 See, normally I would remember.
01:35:11 Asshole.
01:35:13 What is that?
01:35:15 You need to hear that.
01:35:16 That is my house.
01:35:17 I can read that. Should we have to? Oh, yes.
01:35:21 Oh, my God. So I didn't know. Yes, we should.
01:35:23 Yeah, because I thought, This is fucking brilliant.
01:35:25 I forgot nine nine that it was nothing defense.
01:35:28 This was.
01:35:29 No, you remember It was the pizza guy, the black guy that just passed away.
01:35:33 He ran 999.
01:35:35 That was his whole thing. He wanted laws.
01:35:37 No long.
01:35:37 No, no more than nine words of 9% flat tax.
01:35:41 Nine something else.
01:35:43 Oh, no. I don't know if that's
01:35:45 what that
01:35:45 means, but I they said something about eliminating
01:35:50 income tax and having it just be a consumer tax
01:35:53 and so if you make more money and you're spending more money,
01:35:57 you're then paying more taxes.
01:35:58 If you make less money and you're spending less money, you pay less taxes.
01:36:01 So it is it's almost like a
01:36:04 it taxes the people who have fewer who are spending
01:36:09 more money.
01:36:09 Yeah, I know. It's actually a brilliant idea.
01:36:11 He drove draw dumb ass.
01:36:13 Oh, why the fuck don't the smart politicians know that?
01:36:15 No offense for no offense.
01:36:18 I think you look well.
01:36:20 I barely finished high school, and I want to know offense.
01:36:24 I can say anything the fuck I want
01:36:27 right now.
01:36:28 I know how that ended.
01:36:30 I am offended by
01:36:33 cleaner.
01:36:33 I don't know
01:36:35 the most.
01:36:35 You say something that is actually so different.
01:36:38 The dude.
01:36:39 For the record, this was full of water here.
01:36:44 Yeah.
01:36:44 Dumped it flat over the bottom lines in every little mechanism
01:36:48 with the little reservoirs and the jaws and all the jaws.
01:36:51 I don't mean to say jaws. Where the fuck did that come from?
01:36:54 No one means this. It draws.
01:36:55 He just pops up and he's like, I've got it.
01:36:58 And I've gutters and seals and stuff
01:37:00 and all the water did exactly what it was supposed to do.
01:37:02 You never really want to test it, but I actually just did.
01:37:05 So I did. I did.
01:37:07 I unplugged it as quick as I could.
01:37:09 I didn't want it to I mean, you know, you don't really want to push it,
01:37:13 but very proud.
01:37:14 I didn't die and I spilled a whole bucket of water on my 1981 asteroid machine.
01:37:19 I did add all the grounding lessons.
01:37:21 It wasn't like that before.
01:37:24 I mean, it was grounded to itself anyway.
01:37:27 Nobody cares.
01:37:29 They probably would have wished I would have died.
01:37:30 It would have been viral.
01:37:33 Yeah.
01:37:33 Oh, yeah.
01:37:35 It would have been more serious.
01:37:36 It would have been 10 minutes ready.
01:37:39 It would have been 10 minutes after I said, Hey, I'm ready to die.
01:37:43 I know right now it would be it would be in the news.
01:37:45 We would get we would have breaking news.
01:37:47 Brady's dead, but you want to be able to hit the ground.
01:37:55 This just in large range news.
01:37:57 Brady has died by electrocuting himself on an asteroid.
01:38:01 The machine
01:38:07 present for draw.
01:38:11 What's it doing there?
01:38:13 You never show here.
01:38:15 So we didn't throw it on.
01:38:16 Oh, that was the bullet in that.
01:38:19 I'm so fucking drunk.
01:38:21 What's his name?
01:38:22 5x5 joke.
01:38:27 What's his name. Five.
01:38:28 We threw a bunch of we feel a bunch of stuff. The.
01:38:32 Hold on.
01:38:32 What happened here. Video.
01:38:33 All I see is fucking still frame Brady.
01:38:36 I'm dead.
01:38:38 All right. That's right. I remember.
01:38:40 I remember him dying.
01:38:42 Asteroid Jug was like, when?
01:38:44 See, this isn't even fun to see.
01:38:45 I missed the moment when you were throwing the stuff on the fire.
01:38:48 He was like, if you were a loved one.
01:38:49 Have been affected by Gary's fire.
01:38:52 You know, like those.
01:38:53 You had to be there.
01:38:54 Yeah, it was. Oh,
01:38:59 well, I talked
01:39:00 about this before, and it really is neither here nor there.
01:39:03 But the kid was a it's neither here nor there.
01:39:07 Wait, what does that mean?
01:39:08 It's it's, it's well, if you look over there, if you did it over there.
01:39:12 Okay, then you don't go there. It just.
01:39:15 It doesn't matter.
01:39:16 It doesn't matter is what I'm about to say.
01:39:18 Like, hey, what I'm about to say does not matter.
01:39:20 So if you see something, whatever, I ain't give a shit.
01:39:24 No, but so making a murderer was very popular.
01:39:27 And it dispel the misnomer about a court case that had a jury
01:39:33 turn out the convicted and unanimously based on evidence.
01:39:38 And there was a documentary that was full of lies that
01:39:42 kind of edited statements and did all kinds of fucked up and fucked up shit.
01:39:46 And so
01:39:48 convicting a
01:39:48 murderer has been slowly rolling out via the daily wire.
01:39:52 And Candace Owens is behind
01:39:55 and Nero esque and word
01:39:59 conservative and word
01:40:01 part are
01:40:03 kind of shocking. I like her. She's useful.
01:40:05 I like all black people.
01:40:07 I say fagot, I like fags.
01:40:08 Oh, unless you're over the top gay and fucking like,
01:40:12 I don't know, doing the weird c many shit.
01:40:15 No, back to my point.
01:40:17 You were very intriguing
01:40:21 and they're slowly rolling out the episodes
01:40:25 I forget this time and whatever
01:40:27 you just said about burning, burning a body or some shit, right?
01:40:30 So I didn't know that.
01:40:31 Like, so the dude burned the woman's body out back,
01:40:36 and there was a cadaver dog that was a bloodhound,
01:40:40 and the dog was searching this man.
01:40:42 And that dog.
01:40:44 Yeah.
01:40:45 So it's like the canine version of a homunculus, in fact.
01:40:49 So for anyone who was trying to tell a story for them,
01:40:52 so the fucking woman is being burned, right?
01:40:56 So she's charred, she's been burned with tires and a bunch of other shit
01:40:59 and her ashes are floating and landing on this fucking little,
01:41:04 like, ravine hillside that's a little bit higher than the burn area.
01:41:08 And the dog's searching the fuck out of all this.
01:41:10 This area.
01:41:12 I did not know that.
01:41:13 Like a dog could just go and smell some bitches shoes
01:41:16 and then smell her burnt ash and go, Yeah, that's insane.
01:41:18 Bitch.
01:41:19 Like that is fucking amazing to me,
01:41:22 but that's just more evidence that's left out of that.
01:41:25 Making a murderer documentary.
01:41:26 These lead them to you dudes did some fucked up shit.
01:41:30 They they kidnaped the woman.
01:41:32 They raped her, They murdered her.
01:41:33 They have raped her after the fact as well, after she was already dead.
01:41:37 And then they burned her body, and then they hid the evidence.
01:41:40 And then people want to pretend like, Oh, they're so innocent.
01:41:44 Who else did it?
01:41:47 The evidence points to them.
01:41:48 There was confessions and shit from the retired, and they just claim, Oh,
01:41:51 he was manipulated because he's not very smart.
01:41:54 And it's like, Oh, he's kind of a dipshit.
01:41:55 But they all kind of.
01:41:57 But if he's a dipshit and he's capable of murder, guess what?
01:42:00 Well, it's still put him behind bars, you know, I don't.
01:42:03 But when you said the ash in the burning and the ash and the ash flying,
01:42:07 I didn't realize that that just charred bone ash can still smell like
01:42:11 some of these shoes and and a dog can find
01:42:14 the body just based on that evidence.
01:42:17 Like it's it's it's weird organic materials, organic material
01:42:20 and it holds it fucking holds who you are.
01:42:24 So reincarnation could possibly real.
01:42:28 I'm skeptical
01:42:31 I think drug dogs and vehicle
01:42:36 yeah drugs I don't think it is probable cause agents
01:42:39 Yeah they're taught to signal that when the handler signals
01:42:44 and it's been proven over and over again in court so much
01:42:46 so that it's not even admissible as probable cause anymore.
01:42:50 Yeah.
01:42:52 So Atlanta is not we legal,
01:42:55 but when you fly out of Detroit,
01:42:59 hey, when you fly out of Detroit are perfectly fine,
01:43:02 but I doubt I'm going to take this back to the Atlanta airport because.
01:43:06 Oh, there's
01:43:06 there's videos of people fucking online that are doing this exact same thing
01:43:10 that I'm showing you.
01:43:11 How is it through fucking online?
01:43:13 They don't care either.
01:43:14 There's lots of it or not.
01:43:16 And I don't mind driving through Georgia, get to Florida, but I don't want
01:43:20 to get anywhere near Atlanta.
01:43:23 When I've heard shit,
01:43:25 I was annoyed because they're there.
01:43:28 They they're dumb.
01:43:30 There's two different baggage claim areas.
01:43:32 So if you fly on the shittier airlines, you go to the one area.
01:43:36 If you fly in Delta, you go to the one section they normally
01:43:39 they have, like most airports will have like maybe a
01:43:43 half of the baggage claim over here.
01:43:45 Half of the baggage baggage claim over here.
01:43:47 They them number them like one through 15 or 14 or 19 or whatever the fuck.
01:43:52 It's second line airport numbers them one through five or one
01:43:55 through one through nine and then over here, one through nine.
01:43:59 And so it's like it says baggage claim five.
01:44:02 So I go to baggage claim five.
01:44:04 Do you listen I live on I didn't know there was two baggage claim.
01:44:07 Five So why would why would why would you be such a dipshit?
01:44:09 Right? There's so many vowels and so many sounds.
01:44:12 Just just so many numbers going Who gives a shit what the number
01:44:15 designation is?
01:44:17 So many road users like Main Street splits it on on one East
01:44:21 or west is like one elm or 12 elm, whatever.
01:44:25 Pick your elm and the other side of the street can be the same one.
01:44:29 It's a different city, for example, the two cities that border here.
01:44:33 So, you know, 15 mile is maple
01:44:37 Coast and you get the West multiple and then you go in six,
01:44:41 16, 15 to Maple 14 the Long Lake.
01:44:45 So again, it's like just keep the name right.
01:44:48 No way, man. Have you ever.
01:44:50 I do have that it can't have numbers you get.
01:44:52 That's so McComb That's Oh Hazel But that's what I was about to say.
01:44:55 I do get authentic because you're not going north of Detroit anymore.
01:44:59 You're going west more.
01:45:02 So you don't get that adage of the mile road.
01:45:05 My my girlfriend lives out in Nova, and so she is like eight or nine mile area.
01:45:09 And it's like it's like, Oh, yeah, you're from eight Mile again.
01:45:13 No, no, you're not. No, you're not.
01:45:15 You know, eight mile like on the east side
01:45:18 is going on over there is called Nova.
01:45:21 Yeah. That's called the zoo
01:45:24 in Oakland County eight mile.
01:45:26 There's, you know, the 12 mile area.
01:45:28 Basically it's pleasant.
01:45:31 I like the six mile from Livonia South of eight Mile.
01:45:35 As you get towards the bad part of town, it changes to McNichols.
01:45:41 There's say that
01:45:45 uh I thought I said
01:45:46 as long as you just were.
01:45:50 Oh, I'm going to hit it anyway.
01:45:52 I think I'm funny.
01:45:53 Hit it.
01:45:58 I think I'm funny.
01:46:00 That's a draw.
01:46:03 Yeah, I have.
01:46:04 I have to draft from, from Gary.
01:46:06 That one just says jibber wheelie.
01:46:10 Oh hit it and jibber my way.
01:46:13 We the other one just says
01:46:17 jibber
01:46:20 jabber jabber
01:46:23 jibber jabber ointment.
01:46:24 I don't know where ointment came from, but it was hilarious.
01:46:28 Some random when they get jibber jabber gets bored.
01:46:31 Oh, this one says Barry jibber man me
01:46:36 just remind me. Yes.
01:46:38 Oh yeah. The one on.
01:46:40 I express my love for our very British in that one.
01:46:45 Yeah.
01:46:47 Oh, gibberish.
01:46:48 They said oh, gibberish.
01:46:49 You and your man made me take me.
01:46:51 Take me seriously.
01:46:52 No, no jibber jabber.
01:46:56 I love that Javan jibber jabber.
01:46:58 Jibber jabber over my truck.
01:46:59 They want to
01:47:01 fuck me in my wife.
01:47:03 No harder jibber jabber.
01:47:05 Slow down gibberish, jibber jabber. It.
01:47:10 Yeah. Yeah.
01:47:11 It sounds like the wheels going slow.
01:47:15 The picker will.
01:47:18 Is the wheels spinning out of control.
01:47:22 What is that?
01:47:23 I don't know.
01:47:27 Oh, it's your sound effects going to arrive.
01:47:31 Oh, when everything goes awry, you have to drink it.
01:47:39 But I don't know what that is. I was.
01:47:41 I just pissed and I was so confused that maybe I
01:47:46 didn't unmute it and I thought you guys could hear me person.
01:47:48 I was like, Oh shit, they're going to hear me because we at the state and
01:47:54 yeah,
01:47:56 I thought, You can hear me.
01:47:57 Yes, that's what I'm saying.
01:48:01 Yeah.
01:48:02 When we got in the ring, the shepherd,
01:48:07 though I don't mean to make a Seinfeld
01:48:08 reference, becomes invisible and anonymous.
01:48:11 Through his invisibility.
01:48:12 He seduces a queen, kills her king and takes over the kingdom.
01:48:16 Wow. What a dick.
01:48:18 The ring of Gage Gate Gage guy.
01:48:21 Jesus.
01:48:23 Who invisibly engage in anonymity,
01:48:26 is the only barrier between a just and an unjust person.
01:48:30 What fun you getting that from? Mike.
01:48:32 So in other words, if people aren't watching, do whatever the fuck you want.
01:48:36 See, that's not right.
01:48:37 You should have your own moral code.
01:48:40 Where are you getting this from?
01:48:41 What is your morality is determined by what you do
01:48:45 and you don't think anybody's watching The wheel
01:48:47 decided to come up with this nonsense and we didn't know.
01:48:49 Okay, so as I was person.
01:48:52 Yeah, we looked it up and it's Plato, the ring of gates.
01:48:55 It always goes back to the Greeks.
01:48:57 Oh, every time it goes back to the Greeks.
01:48:59 You had a drink. Ooh.
01:49:03 You can't just make up rules.
01:49:06 Yes, I guess. Weird.
01:49:07 And I don't mean
01:49:08 to make a sound for reference, but I feel like homo nucleus, whatever.
01:49:12 I feel like this show is kind of about nothing.
01:49:16 Okay, well, there was.
01:49:17 There was a show about nothing.
01:49:21 I know there was, but it was actually about something.
01:49:23 I feel like the show's about nothing.
01:49:25 Not actual nothing.
01:49:27 Yeah.
01:49:28 You can't actually make a homunculus,
01:49:32 but man molecule is is so cool.
01:49:35 The concept that there's a whole bunch of people at home
01:49:38 with no disclaimer trying to fuck an egg and make a homunculus.
01:49:41 Like why am I?
01:49:43 Why was the guy using a dropper?
01:49:44 Why wouldn't you just fuck the egg?
01:49:47 Yeah, directly go right to the source.
01:49:50 Here's a happy burn to break it down.
01:49:53 You had to crack the egg.
01:49:55 Wait, I forgot to hit save again.
01:49:57 That's so fucking Jim.
01:49:58 Remind me. Draw.
01:50:00 Why do we only have three thumbs up?
01:50:04 I did.
01:50:05 I didn't want my two boys creepy.
01:50:08 I like to
01:50:10 be liked to play with
01:50:12 my dirt floors,
01:50:15 so I like to jibber them on the inside.
01:50:17 What?
01:50:18 What is.
01:50:18 What is the word that gibberish should be?
01:50:22 I almost feel like there should be a guess.
01:50:23 Guess that.
01:50:24 And we figure out what the best, right? Yeah.
01:50:26 The Mad Libs version.
01:50:28 Yeah. Right.
01:50:29 Right. It I love a good Mad Libs.
01:50:31 Yeah.
01:50:32 We don't go shit shit sluts cocksucker motherfucker.
01:50:35 Because that is not enough or sheriff wants.
01:50:37 I just think it's fagot go
01:50:41 fagot.
01:50:42 Sarah There was one in there.
01:50:44 So that was the first fight and I'll admit it.
01:50:46 So if I add one word this is the weird part
01:50:49 how I know what shenanigans with the thousand words.
01:50:50 If I had the right eight or two or seven or just whatever in the middle of it,
01:50:55 it changes the whole rhythm and it randomly changes all the words.
01:50:58 I shouldn't say this online because the company is going to go and fix it.
01:51:02 So with with two voices in this show with you're correct,
01:51:06 with two recordings, I can I can get him to say every word.
01:51:09 And then just with a little bit of editing.
01:51:11 But it takes too much time and rhyme with
01:51:13 I know I'm not really into editing anymore.
01:51:16 So what do you think his jabber here?
01:51:19 It's very it's very, very obvious.
01:51:21 What's the going go
01:51:24 cocksucker motherfucker?
01:51:25 Because that is not enough.
01:51:26 Or go one way.
01:51:30 Go get it.
01:51:33 Go fagot. Just 30 seconds.
01:51:35 It's hard to tell what's
01:51:38 fagot.
01:51:39 What do you think? It was there.
01:51:40 And it'll prove my point more than any die.
01:51:45 Very fagot.
01:51:48 It was fagot.
01:51:50 I know.
01:51:51 Well, it's was too obvious.
01:51:53 You could say ten times.
01:51:54 But then suddenly the the free version kicks in and you can't say it.
01:51:59 Sorry. That thousand word he doesn't.
01:52:01 And it literally says, Don't know that word over the jibber jabber.
01:52:04 Right ointment.
01:52:06 There was another was
01:52:07 the ointment got me
01:52:11 67 views
01:52:13 and homunculus I let's see if we can you know, was trying to find.
01:52:17 I don't know where Brady finds the
01:52:20 I make the decision.
01:52:21 I have a camera and I make them
01:52:25 transfer me to
01:52:27 a zero.
01:52:28 Michio Kaku video on Homunculus.
01:52:31 I don't think so.
01:52:32 Let's find out.
01:52:33 There's some kilo,
01:52:36 There's some definite cock and homunculus.
01:52:39 There isn't. It's not real.
01:52:42 But we always feature.
01:52:43 We always feature Michio Kaku Cock New Year,
01:52:48 A Cocoon Cocoon featuring in the show.
01:52:52 We haven't featured much in this episode.
01:52:54 You guys.
01:52:55 No new hundred, then new Bigfoot
01:52:58 in Colorado and the Colorado Bigfoot. Yes.
01:53:01 It looks a lot like a suit.
01:53:03 Yeah, it definitely does.
01:53:05 And I know there are people who are like, Oh my God, It's it's so you can tell that
01:53:09 there was, like, a shirt cut off a sleeve cut off right there is different.
01:53:14 I dropped the link in the shed.
01:53:17 I think
01:53:20 I fucked it all up.
01:53:23 Brady
01:53:24 Unless going get it right I there was every time fragrance
01:53:28 you have to drink there was a delay technical issue
01:53:33 so suck
01:53:35 your testicles using that chat link then.
01:53:38 Jeez,
01:53:39 I can drop it in more than one place or I can share it,
01:53:41 but I just feel like it's be challenging.
01:53:43 But I am. And this is where they put it.
01:53:46 So let's get a little. I mean, come on.
01:53:49 Oh, I got no slam scenes.
01:53:51 Oh. Oh, wow. I have to find out.
01:53:54 I never even seen the button when you were little like that.
01:53:58 I can.
01:53:58 Then I don't know that there's a remember that one day when you're like,
01:54:01 I put stuff the link and I was like, Where is it?
01:54:03 Yeah.
01:54:04 Now that I go in there, I click on it, get it?
01:54:06 But before that, what the fuck?
01:54:09 Right?
01:54:11 Honestly, that's like my job.
01:54:14 That's kind of what a lot of it is.
01:54:15 It's like the customers could weed their way through our software
01:54:19 and running our, our, our machinery.
01:54:24 If it if it was more cut and dry, like there's so much hidden shit
01:54:27 that no one knows that isn't in a manual, It's not in a fucking
01:54:32 password that goes into that zone, you know?
01:54:34 Or is it on purpose?
01:54:35 Just a suit to give you a purpose to sell?
01:54:37 I don't know, because I just walked into this shit.
01:54:39 It's not like I sell.
01:54:41 Like I know anything about how it was created,
01:54:43 but I just feel like if I was grading the software, I would.
01:54:46 I would make it a little bit more cut and dry.
01:54:47 But let's get this all this weird I don't have.
01:54:50 Yeah. Okay. So this is from a train.
01:54:52 And the way you see it is pretty comical.
01:54:55 You don't have to say to me it is weird because he blends
01:54:58 in perfectly with those bushes around him.
01:55:01 It's almost like he he knows that, like, he can blend in with these bushes.
01:55:05 But it is kind of like if
01:55:08 a are you on the video?
01:55:10 I'm yeah.
01:55:12 If you scroll down there's actually a video.
01:55:13 I'm not even on the right page.
01:55:17 No, it's or whatever the fuck.
01:55:18 I just get stuck.
01:55:19 There it is. There's a video. Yeah.
01:55:21 Because obviously they filmed
01:55:22 in Fucking Portrait into the landscape because people are dumb as fuck
01:55:25 about a full screen button. That would be great.
01:55:27 You know?
01:55:28 It's fucking just the fucking it just What's the point?
01:55:32 All you care about is the fucking little.
01:55:34 It's a big wide shot, but all you care about is where the dumb
01:55:37 little fucking gorillas going soon, fucker is.
01:55:42 Yeah. Because all you care about is the beginning of the video too.
01:55:44 This is the main part of it.
01:55:45 And then he sits down and you don't fucking move down.
01:55:49 And they're like, But you can look at the squared off.
01:55:51 It's in the squared off of the shoulders, the squared off of the elbows,
01:55:54 the squared off of the waist.
01:55:56 It's just, it looks like,
01:55:58 like shirt attire.
01:56:00 It does not look like fur, like natural fur cutoffs.
01:56:04 The asgardian forensic thing is watch the beginning again.
01:56:09 The first thing I look at is the woops.
01:56:11 See, now it just changed to the website.
01:56:13 That's interesting.
01:56:16 I'm still seeing.
01:56:17 I know.
01:56:18 I don't know when I get just changed.
01:56:21 Oh I see that the arrow button is to play it,
01:56:24 but the text below it is to play it on Instagram
01:56:27 and now it's just, Oh yeah, I hate that shit.
01:56:30 Well, let me play it again on here.
01:56:31 I got to do this fucking Oh, does it reload?
01:56:33 It's reload the link
01:56:36 Now that's real
01:56:37 on, on the link doesn't kick back and reload.
01:56:40 Reload what I gave you just open what I gave you back up.
01:56:44 Oh and now I closed it without changing my.
01:56:50 You know what that means?
01:56:53 That means Garry's a fagot and he's got his fagot
01:56:55 furry, his rainbow fagot frie that he got.
01:56:58 He probably has a hole cut in the backside six his dick in it he wears.
01:57:02 It's a fucking convention when he gets his fucking ass rammed by other furries.
01:57:07 It's fine.
01:57:08 It's the culture.
01:57:10 So they do.
01:57:11 So I lost the whole fucking link.
01:57:13 All right, that's fine.
01:57:14 I can do it. Do I need to repost it?
01:57:16 No, no.
01:57:17 I see what happens if I change the tab before I actually select a new tab.
01:57:20 I closed the tab that was open and then I have to
01:57:23 share
01:57:25 a fucking brain stuff that I normally would love to say.
01:57:28 I just learned something, but I didn't.
01:57:31 I don't know what the fuck you have in there.
01:57:33 I'll be honest, I'm usually pretty cool.
01:57:35 But today.
01:57:37 Wait, Now I hear stuff again.
01:57:39 What?
01:57:40 Oh, good.
01:57:42 Holy crap.
01:57:46 We are so awesome at this.
01:57:48 We should do a professional podcast.
01:57:51 Yeah. Oh, no, I just.
01:57:52 On. On.
01:57:52 Should everyone be quiet? Oh,
01:57:59 nice.
01:58:00 Oh, see, this is what that is.
01:58:03 There was a drink
01:58:04 in. I put in a blood draw.
01:58:06 Oh I'd say Oh.
01:58:09 Oh wow.
01:58:11 Here I tell that was
01:58:14 Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah.
01:58:16 And no
01:58:18 I bet you know, listening, going.
01:58:20 I'd like to tap that.
01:58:22 Yeah.
01:58:23 So before you can try but ain't going to work.
01:58:27 The framing, the fact that it's like
01:58:29 imagine if you're watching this now add this and prank action
01:58:35 because the way it's just perfect.
01:58:37 He sits down, he spends some random fucking I just know
01:58:40 cut nothing rings weird angles
01:58:44 this there's weird angles on its body.
01:58:46 A bigfoot video would be him noticing the camera and booking straight
01:58:50 up the mountain he wouldn't like. He doesn't notice the fucking camera.
01:58:52 This train goes by all the time. It's.
01:58:54 It's weird to believe this is a legitimate Bigfoot.
01:58:57 He doesn't give a fuck about the train.
01:58:58 It has no idea what the train is on.
01:59:00 This video is from a train going by there on the train.
01:59:03 Yes, in the timing is correct. Okay.
01:59:06 The timing is, I think just sits down and then sits there and does nothing.
01:59:10 It's it's in the middle of it walking.
01:59:11 So they obviously observed it prior to them filming.
01:59:14 They then started filming it and then they only caught this like
01:59:17 4 seconds of it, walking two feet and then sitting down.
01:59:20 And then it stays there the entire time and does not move after the fact.
01:59:24 Right.
01:59:25 And it's like, you know, this your camera and then it blends in perfectly.
01:59:29 It blends in with all those trees around it.
01:59:32 And I told you that there was a dude
01:59:34 that it's a dude that knows that he can blend in with those trees
01:59:37 and maybe he's a hunter, maybe he's a homeless fuck.
01:59:41 Maybe that's in Colorado, though.
01:59:43 Like,
01:59:44 I don't know how much homeless is in Colorado
01:59:45 where they're just hanging out in weird bush.
01:59:47 I wish I could play along.
01:59:51 I mean,
01:59:52 what's your what's your what's your explanation?
01:59:55 If you were to explain that, what would it be?
01:59:57 It's a setup.
01:59:59 It's a guy in a suit.
02:00:00 And the filming is perfect.
02:00:02 I mean, I know that they're they're holding the camera so they could send.
02:00:04 I'm not talking like the framing.
02:00:06 It was a setup.
02:00:07 The fucking thing would do more than take two steps and then sit down
02:00:10 and then not move.
02:00:11 It would be like, Oh, look, I'm, I'm a oh, I'm going to run away
02:00:14 because I saw a train.
02:00:15 Like there would be some fucking more elaborate thing.
02:00:17 I think that whatever the fuck that was not know that somebody from this train
02:00:21 was filming them.
02:00:22 But I do feel like that there's weird angles of what
02:00:25 that outfit is or whatever, that hair, or if it's a Bigfoot.
02:00:29 Someone trimmed it at the waist and trimmed it at the elbows.
02:00:32 And so it's got weird.
02:00:34 Like old school video
02:00:37 game, fucking polygon aspect to it, to where you can see
02:00:41 that it's more of a suit than it is a fucking furry creature.
02:00:45 His his glance over his left shoulder looking for his mark
02:00:49 timing to make sure that, you know, he he literally looks
02:00:52 That would have been way more if you're going to.
02:00:54 Oh, no, I'm not just I guess what I'm saying is right.
02:00:57 You asked me to get a fake Bigfoot video.
02:01:00 Do you think this is all you would do? Yep.
02:01:03 Mm hmm.
02:01:04 Yeah.
02:01:05 And I would make it. Yeah, I would.
02:01:07 But watch, watch, look, Watch the look before actually goes into action,
02:01:10 like 2 seconds. Then he looks over. It's the right thing.
02:01:13 It's looking at the train.
02:01:14 Maybe there's noise going by, Like, it's just.
02:01:18 It's.
02:01:18 It It just goes and sits down and then it chills,
02:01:22 you know, which is perfectly it.
02:01:26 But obviously, this is something that it knows it can do.
02:01:32 But if it knows that, does it know that it was just standing up?
02:01:35 It's like a drunk person hitting home.
02:01:37 Know, I'm saying that to be quiet
02:01:39 30 minutes after they already knocked everything over.
02:01:40 And it's not like the fucking it's not like it was like Bigfoot and
02:01:44 the people in the big one.
02:01:49 Go ahead.
02:01:50 It's not like it was a Bigfoot.
02:01:51 And the big phone went, Oh,
02:01:52 I'm going to trim my hair to, like, look exactly like these bushes around me.
02:01:56 It was a human to go,
02:01:57 Oh, if I dress similar to these bushes, I can blend in with these bushes.
02:02:01 It's probably somebody that's hunting like rabbits or some shit.
02:02:04 I don't fucking know.
02:02:07 Yeah,
02:02:09 it could be where they see that.
02:02:11 The ghillie suit? No, it's duck season.
02:02:13 That the ghillie suit, when you're covered with
02:02:16 it, could because it kind of has weird the way it bends and shit.
02:02:20 It just looks like a polygon.
02:02:22 There's like, polygon.
02:02:23 It looks like.
02:02:24 Like a fucking Mario.
02:02:25 64. Like it.
02:02:29 Sorry.
02:02:30 You guys were, I don't know, like,
02:02:31 Oh, that.
02:02:32 I thought I saw him for a second.
02:02:33 It was Frank.
02:02:34 I'm not sure
02:02:38 who this fuck.
02:02:39 It doesn't look like Goku Shannon Parker and her husband Stetson,
02:02:42 spotted an alleged Bigfoot while on the train, and the person
02:02:45 sitting next to them recorded the sighting on their phone.
02:02:48 Shannon to catch.
02:02:49 Okay, where's those photos?
02:02:51 Well, that was one at the top. Same grainy.
02:02:53 That's are anyway.
02:02:55 Well, why are they always grainy?
02:02:58 Are they always green? Well, because they. This isn't a photo.
02:03:00 Because it's far away. It's far away.
02:03:02 And sometimes they're zooming in what people knew.
02:03:05 Hey, newsflash, breaking news,
02:03:07 breaking news.
02:03:08 This is a this is not breaking news.
02:03:12 I swear I hit it.
02:03:14 It's not working.
02:03:16 It's not breaking news.
02:03:17 Nothing doesn't matter. It's embarrassing. That should be common sense.
02:03:20 Okay, If you're filming with your fucking phone, zoom.
02:03:29 It's a
02:03:29 digital zoom, so it actually gives you less resolution
02:03:33 than what you would take regularly and then zoom in after the fact.
02:03:37 Take the regular photo and then take the regular photo,
02:03:40 regular video and then zoom in after the fact.
02:03:43 It is higher resolution and even to add advice.
02:03:46 You can go on and on and you can completely disable digital zoom.
02:03:50 So it'll stop at the optical zoom level, which is really not as good. But
02:03:54 yeah, when you look at your camera,
02:03:55 after you take the picture, it's still after it blows up to 4K or 1080.
02:03:59 It's amazing resolution.
02:04:01 You don't need to digitally zoom in.
02:04:02 You're just ruining that.
02:04:04 So If you're going to capture big foot optical zoom, not your digital zoom,
02:04:07 do not zoom in.
02:04:08 Just assume like I'm going to capture this.
02:04:10 And then zero people are like, Duh, we know that.
02:04:13 And you'd be able to tell that it's those people that fucking don't know.
02:04:17 Trust me. I know people that don't know.
02:04:19 I've told people plenty of time.
02:04:20 I learned I learned something.
02:04:25 Presumably later
02:04:27 there's a bring inside the
02:04:33 you learn something.
02:04:34 Apparently you have to shut down some things
02:04:36 in order to have the breaking news thing happen.
02:04:39 That's a breaking that was
02:04:43 correct.
02:04:50 Breaking news.
02:04:52 If you're going to eat on camera,
02:04:55 hit the fucking news right?
02:05:00 Fuck.
02:05:01 Did you hear that? You heard that, right?
02:05:02 Yeah. Draw.
02:05:04 That was awesome. I think that was my.
02:05:07 Did you? You can't.
02:05:08 I don't know.
02:05:09 I got to pee, but.
02:05:12 Okay, I've got a Jay.
02:05:14 Is that bridge?
02:05:16 Is he breaking the seal?
02:05:17 Akaku video that I found when I searched for him.
02:05:21 Oh, yeah.
02:05:25 It doesn't look like.
02:05:26 Oh, it does look like me. Joe Cocker.
02:05:29 The lightsaber.
02:05:30 A blade of pure energy can't make a screen.
02:05:32 And I don't know.
02:05:35 It's the most popular movie weapon ever.
02:05:38 There's something about its glowing blade
02:05:41 and distinctive hum that fascinates everyone.
02:05:45 It's A sword. It's made of light.
02:05:46 Essentially. It's an energy sword.
02:05:48 It can cut through stone, it can cut through wood.
02:05:51 It makes it noise kind of like, Whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:05:54 Cutting the air molecules in half.
02:05:57 A lightsaber blade can cut through anything. We're retards.
02:05:59 Do they fucking interview you for this fucking video?
02:06:04 My kind of retard
02:06:06 has almost magically it goes warm, warm water.
02:06:09 Yeah. No shit. You fucking recycled
02:06:13 things of that genius insight.
02:06:20 Okay,
02:06:23 Where are you going?
02:06:24 Well, I got to.
02:06:25 I have to let the dog out.
02:06:28 Woo! Woo, woo!
02:06:32 Thank
02:06:34 Liebermann going back to Revere.
02:06:37 He's playing the peanut butter, right? He's doing the peanut peanut butter. Check.
02:06:42 We'll see how it goes.
02:06:42 Verse balls.
02:06:43 It goes right for his ball because he's looking for the peanut butter.
02:06:45 It knows it's been trained.
02:06:49 Sorry for that dumb animal
02:06:51 and the dog
02:07:01 go potty, buddy.
02:07:03 I did didn't have call me buddy.
02:07:05 Is that dog a rescue?
02:07:10 No. Oh, it looks like it's been molested or something.
02:07:12 I don't know.
02:07:18 Okay, we're going to watch him peak. Hey,
02:07:22 please, please, please. No,
02:07:33 Look, he's like, look at me when I do this.
02:07:36 Look at me.
02:07:37 Look me in the eye.
02:07:43 So it's a she probably
02:07:47 call your dog, buddy, but he's like a girl.
02:07:51 He stole my little buddy Rocket.
02:07:56 That's next.
02:07:56 It's part of the process.
02:07:59 There's a process.
02:08:02 But what is the boy?
02:08:05 What is the boy?
02:08:07 Yeah.
02:08:08 Yeah.
02:08:08 Strangely, like any content on the monkey monkey line?
02:08:15 Yeah.
02:08:15 Oh, wait, there's one.
02:08:18 I'll do this while you're walking back so we don't have to hear you.
02:08:24 What?
02:08:24 I wanted to open the show. Okay. I'm sure. What?
02:08:26 He got copyright struck on its other name.
02:08:30 I can't talk.
02:08:33 Right.
02:08:35 What do we do in the
02:09:01 nuclei? Hey,
02:09:05 Gary chooses all the names.
02:09:06 I come up with a concept, a show, rundown research,
02:09:11 and then Gary comes up something completely different.
02:09:14 On Friday.
02:09:14 That's our that's our path. That's correct.
02:09:17 It seems to work because one show.
02:09:19 Yeah, the one show that we organized
02:09:21 more than anything was holes and that was saw over organize.
02:09:24 I don't ever want to do that again?
02:09:26 Never ever again
02:09:29 would you ever Let's play.
02:09:30 Would you ever
02:09:34 wait?
02:09:34 I don't know how to play.
02:09:35 I thought it was. Would you.
02:09:36 Would you would you rather would you rather not?
02:09:40 Or would you ever you. Would you.
02:09:42 Would you ever fucking guy?
02:09:45 No. Would you ever fucking know
02:09:49 what if.
02:09:49 No, somebody said what if somebody said, I'm going to murder your children
02:09:54 if you don't fuck this guy?
02:09:56 I love my children.
02:09:59 They better that much.
02:10:00 Not that much.
02:10:04 What do you.
02:10:04 Yeah. And so.
02:10:05 So now you homophobe, You're a fucking homophobe, Brady.
02:10:08 There's a person with a penis that declares themselves as a woman.
02:10:12 I'm supposed to treat them like a regular woman, and I'm the hateful bigot.
02:10:14 If I recognize them as something different.
02:10:17 I like to try to make sure that any show we can.
02:10:20 I don't agree, though.
02:10:22 Somebody should respect my sexual preference
02:10:24 of not wanting a penis in any shape or form, especially a homunculus penis.
02:10:29 Would it be homunculus penile or homunculus Penis?
02:10:35 I think it'd be homunculus.
02:10:37 Homunculus. You're going to have penis.
02:10:39 Are you counting the homunculus or the penis pina?
02:10:42 Is it penile?
02:10:46 Penile.
02:10:47 Listen, I'm. I'm over 50. In my entire life.
02:10:50 I've never even thought about one penis, let alone the plural of penis
02:10:54 you've never seen.
02:10:56 I think.
02:10:56 You know, I thought about my penis my entire life.
02:11:00 One time I had this little mark Mark on it, and I
02:11:03 they thought about it a lot then, but then it went away and
02:11:07 I didn't think about it again.
02:11:08 Well,
02:11:11 okay.
02:11:13 Did a mark on
02:11:16 Mark who like a little light discoloration.
02:11:18 I think it was not.
02:11:19 Who is this guy named Mark, but was on my penis.
02:11:22 That's what I said. Yeah. Mark who
02:11:26 as a matter that
02:11:28 the story really depend on Mark's last name at that point,
02:11:33 you know.
02:11:34 Oh, it was about him.
02:11:36 Oh, is that Mark?
02:11:37 Yeah, of course it was
02:11:41 very comes running in from fucking
02:11:45 the outfield.
02:11:48 Okay.
02:11:49 So we got footage of my dog peeing, right?
02:11:52 Yeah. Yeah, for sure. I jerked off to it.
02:11:55 So your dog is a girl, though, correct?
02:11:58 No, it's.
02:11:59 She's a boy and boy.
02:12:01 It's a poorly trained boy.
02:12:02 Why did she pee like a girl?
02:12:05 Because it's a fagot.
02:12:06 She was like a girl because she's a good boy.
02:12:10 So he didn't use a feeling
02:12:12 that until the bad stuff started happening.
02:12:16 See, Look, you can fuck with Gary.
02:12:17 You can insult him on anything.
02:12:19 His hair or lack of his intelligence or lack of.
02:12:22 But you fuck with his dog, man. Look how quiet and stare he's.
02:12:25 Yeah. I've never seen a more alert and awake.
02:12:26 Oh yeah.
02:12:27 Now that's the problem is because he's got no response.
02:12:29 Because he knows it's true.
02:12:30 Doesn't change the fact that your dog pees like a fucking girl.
02:12:34 It doesn't change the fact that you stuck your fingers in your dog's butt.
02:12:37 And that's why he's like that now.
02:12:38 Oh, that's why he doesn't want to talk about
02:12:41 it. He doesn't squat
02:12:43 when he wants to relieve so efficiently he lifts his leg.
02:12:47 If he wants to spread his scent,
02:12:51 what does he do when he wants to spread His seed?
02:12:55 Left both legs.
02:12:56 He makes tuberculous
02:13:00 does the dog is fossil?
02:13:01 Does the dog call it Gary style?
02:13:05 Yes. Of the monkey Alice.
02:13:10 I don't even get her but fucking popped on Hulu this weekend
02:13:16 and whatever was suggested was called Slaughterhouse
02:13:20 and it is a the cheesiest, shittiest movie about a killer song about this.
02:13:26 It's not terrible.
02:13:28 It's like it doesn't. It doesn't.
02:13:30 There are so many and there are so many plot holes
02:13:32 because the slaughter is killing these chicks and it's PG 13, number one.
02:13:36 So you're not going to get a lot of gore and you're not going to get a lot of
02:13:39 naked hot chicks.
02:13:42 The problem is, is that like this law starts killing these chicks
02:13:45 and they just continue on like daily life, like nothing happened.
02:13:48 Like, no, there would be an investigation.
02:13:50 They would want to know why these chicks died, Right?
02:13:52 Why they're all dying to get a sorority house.
02:13:55 And it's just it's right.
02:13:58 I know. For a while I want to. I want to.
02:14:00 I did.
02:14:00 I had a Netflix obsession
02:14:01 with just the shittiest rated movies you could find on Netflix.
02:14:05 And I thought, I'm pretty terrible ones and they're hilarious to watch.
02:14:10 But my brother, my brother and I then ended up running
02:14:14 into some random LGBTQ movies, and this is like ten years ago.
02:14:18 At this point though,
02:14:20 there was some weird fucking that's what people were.
02:14:22 Some weird movie shadow.
02:14:24 There's some weird movie where like, the dude just had this.
02:14:29 It was like it was written by gay people.
02:14:31 And so they had this
02:14:33 notion of the
02:14:34 world existing if like everyone was secretly gay.
02:14:38 Even the straight people kind of were like, Oh, I don't know.
02:14:41 Like, yeah, it was this.
02:14:42 Yeah, it was kind of it was it was cute for, you know,
02:14:46 But there was this weird underlying like even the straight
02:14:49 people were kind of like, oh, I don't know, maybe.
02:14:51 And it's like, I get that in a gay man's world.
02:14:54 That's what he would love happen.
02:14:56 Then that ain't going to happen.
02:14:58 And that reminds me of a draw, a story.
02:15:00 Buffalo Wild one draft road
02:15:03 I can no name how
02:15:06 Calvin Johnson.
02:15:08 His name was Calvin Johnson.
02:15:09 He worked at fucking.
02:15:10 And the only reason I know his name is because a friend invited me.
02:15:14 He friend and. No,
02:15:16 really?
02:15:17 Yeah. Calvin Johnson. No.
02:15:19 Maybe that's not his name. I can probably find it.
02:15:20 I thought it was Calvin Johnson.
02:15:22 The Lions wide receiver. No.
02:15:23 And no.
02:15:24 Maybe I'm thinking his name was Calvin.
02:15:27 He worked at Buffalo Wings of a mound in fucking 12 mile Calvin Scott
02:15:30 Mitchell to Calvin Johnson. And I don't.
02:15:33 I'm not sure why.
02:15:34 And I knew he was kind of fluffy and I didn't care.
02:15:39 I just go, okay, that's how you are.
02:15:41 I'm not that way, but I'm going to treat you like a regular person and like,
02:15:45 let you know that I don't care.
02:15:47 Like, I don't know exactly what sucks because that's going wheelchairs.
02:15:51 That's how I feel when I think almost
02:15:56 because of the dumb narrative that's pushed about,
02:15:58 you know, I almost feel like I need to be a steward for white people.
02:16:02 So when I see a black person, I almost feel like I have to hold the door
02:16:05 for even though I hold the door for everyone,
02:16:07 I feel like I have to, like, represent.
02:16:10 And so in this situation, he was gay and black. That
02:16:14 he was gay and black.
02:16:16 And thank you for your call.
02:16:17 Like a normal person representing all white people several times.
02:16:21 Normally I had my my one chick who was who was awesome.
02:16:25 She knew exactly my routine. She knew was my lunch break.
02:16:27 She knew I had a time limit.
02:16:29 She cashed me the fuck out immediately.
02:16:31 That dude was
02:16:34 along the same realm.
02:16:35 But then the one time I went in there and I cashed out,
02:16:38 and then like an hour later, his friend invited me on Facebook,
02:16:40 which means that he looked at my he's he's eyeballed me for a while.
02:16:44 He looked at my credit card that I paid with, and then he went on
02:16:48 Facebook, found my name and then friend invited me on Facebook.
02:16:51 You know what the problem is?
02:16:52 They're all now like, you got him fired.
02:16:56 You are single, you're thin and you're neat.
02:16:59 I could have I could have gotten fired.
02:17:01 So if I didn't because he was gay,
02:17:03 because he's gay and black is why I didn't get him fired.
02:17:06 If he were a white guy, I would have been like, Fuck you, I'm calling immediately
02:17:10 re flattered if you know, I was kind of growing fatter.
02:17:14 Like I thought it was just regular. I was.
02:17:17 And so I didn't go in there for like six months.
02:17:20 I didn't this was my spot.
02:17:21 I did not go in there.
02:17:23 And then the next time I went in there, I was fucking, like, hesitant
02:17:25 and I, like, creeped in and I'm like looking around.
02:17:27 I didn't see him.
02:17:28 And I said at the bar and I'm like,
02:17:29 looking around cause it's clear everything was fine.
02:17:33 Second time I went in there looking around.
02:17:36 Coast is clear through the bar.
02:17:37 Everything is good, everything is fine.
02:17:40 Next thing you know, he comes rolling up and this is literally how he
02:17:43 rolls up to me at the bar.
02:17:48 So I haven't seen you in a while.
02:17:51 And I'm like, I look up and I'm like, I'm like,
02:17:55 I literally go, Yeah,
02:17:58 you haven't.
02:18:00 Where you been? Hi.
02:18:01 But that's what he should have said.
02:18:03 And I left it at that
02:18:06 and he walked away and didn't say anything.
02:18:08 And I didn't say anything further.
02:18:13 And I could have got him fired.
02:18:14 But because he was gay and black, I, I don't know.
02:18:17 It sucks because, like, we're trained to like, oh, we're evil white people.
02:18:21 So we need to be we're evil straight white people.
02:18:23 So we need to be more
02:18:26 nicer to that.
02:18:28 And it's like, if that was a white person,
02:18:31 I would
02:18:31 I would not care if it was a white straight person hitting on my girlfriend,
02:18:35 I would have definitely like, Ben, get the fuck out of here.
02:18:37 You're getting fired today.
02:18:38 Like, I don't know. It was weird.
02:18:41 It was fun. It was funny. Sorry.
02:18:44 You're prejudiced against white people.
02:18:47 Kind of, Yeah, because they told me to be that way.
02:18:49 Oh, this disclaimer, The unfiltered and crude still broken.
02:18:55 Oh, okay.
02:19:00 Disclaimer The unfiltered and crude.
02:19:04 What I did is I actually, I my my brother advised me to this.
02:19:08 You you accept their friend request and then you immediately block them.
02:19:12 So that kind of lets know that you you saw it,
02:19:16 you acknowledged it and then you went forward to acknowledge it.
02:19:20 And then I fully 100% reject it.
02:19:23 You know, that's the resentment, you know, that you can hey, excuse me.
02:19:28 And you asked for permission to do something and then you go or you ask,
02:19:31 you know what? I don't know what I'm saying.
02:19:33 So let's just listen to Gary.
02:19:36 Okay?
02:19:37 On the one hand, some gay men could find me attractive, but
02:19:41 on the other hand, which hand straight, straight
02:19:45 man don't find attractive. So.
02:19:49 So in that in that sense or respect,
02:19:52 I prefer gay men.
02:19:54 You don't take it personally that straight men are attracted to you, do you?
02:19:59 Yes, I do.
02:20:00 But straight men aren't attracted to any moral.
02:20:03 And it's not personal. It's. No, no, man.
02:20:04 I'm not attracted to any men.
02:20:07 Even like the pretty ones from the movies.
02:20:10 It hurts. My feelings, creeps me out.
02:20:12 You could definitely.
02:20:13 You can definitely go.
02:20:14 Oh, if there was a man,
02:20:15 I would fuck Like I would fuck that man over that man like you.
02:20:19 At least go on fire anyway, right?
02:20:21 Definitely right. Yeah. Yeah.
02:20:23 Brad Pitt, You know, if I had to fuck a man, I'm not in that category.
02:20:27 Not even
02:20:29 like, I'm not going to swear inside for sure.
02:20:32 Well, I guess it is different, though. I guess it is different.
02:20:34 Because if I'm going to fuck a man, like, well, women would go,
02:20:36 Oh, if I'm going to fuck a man, I'm going to fuck,
02:20:38 you know, the rock Dwayne Johnson
02:20:40 And it's like, No, if I'm going to fuck a man, I'm not going to fuck the rock.
02:20:43 Dwayne Johnson I'm going to fuck David Spade like them, you know,
02:20:46 someone smaller, you know, more women like Woman Yeah, right.
02:20:50 Break off my dick.
02:20:54 Yeah. If I.
02:20:55 If I.
02:20:55 If I fucked the rock like he's fucking me is what's going to happen there, right?
02:20:59 Yeah. Powder, no bottle perfumed.
02:21:01 It's still a fucking man's dick. I'm not interested
02:21:08 because, you know, the
02:21:09 only shaves, powders and perfumes.
02:21:14 Okay, well, thanks for that.
02:21:15 I didn't even think about it.
02:21:18 Yeah, I guess I learned something.
02:21:20 Had just drink.
02:21:22 Stand up, drink.
02:21:24 Sit down, Drink.
02:21:26 That's Kendrick Lamar, four year old friend.
02:21:28 I believe he's having kind of. Sort of. Yeah.
02:21:30 It doesn't rhyme, but it's rapping
02:21:34 counts.
02:21:36 Absolutely.
02:21:39 Well, do you guys have anything else on Homunculus?
02:21:43 I know nothing. I've only.
02:21:45 I hit something else.
02:21:47 All right?
02:21:49 I had to Google it, and then I.
02:21:50 After I Google it, I'm like, Fuck, I'm still going to need to understand.
02:21:53 Like, I hope Gary has a good explanation.
02:21:56 You explained it, and I still don't understand.
02:21:58 And here we are.
02:22:01 However long, 2 hours later,
02:22:03 I still has the fucking means
02:22:07 if you ask him how unusual that is,
02:22:10 I don't even know where to start.
02:22:15 A chicken.
02:22:16 Chicken, chicken could.
02:22:19 Whoa.
02:22:20 Is that what's going on? That's.
02:22:22 He didn't come. Chicken.
02:22:25 He cut a whole chicken. Shoot.
02:22:27 You're coming there and then you seal it back up.
02:22:30 You pull out.
02:22:32 Even though they produce porn, right?
02:22:37 Darrell Hammond.
02:22:39 Okay, well, we can go on ancient shit.
02:22:41 What about the the hieroglyphs of
02:22:45 Creature Humanoid with bird heads and things like that?
02:22:49 Some people might say, okay, that's some people may go, okay, That's
02:22:53 just like a metaphor for them being, I don't know.
02:22:56 Obviously anyone is going to people get lions tattooed on their arm
02:23:00 just so they can feel more vicious and whatever the fuck, you know.
02:23:03 So there's weird dumb shit like that, but there is
02:23:08 there is a possibility of
02:23:10 what do they call that where you
02:23:14 cross not crossbreed an animal,
02:23:16 but you do it surgically?
02:23:21 Slicer There are people born
02:23:23 with rows of nipples.
02:23:29 It's spritzer.
02:23:35 Oh, well,
02:23:37 call back to haha.
02:23:41 Oh that was not.
02:23:42 Excuse me.
02:23:43 Really?
02:23:47 Jeez,
02:23:49 the scooter.
02:23:50 What is it?
02:23:50 Spritzer slicer,
02:23:54 the scepter, the scrotum,
02:24:06 every damn sniffle.
02:24:08 What are you taking your shirt off?
02:24:09 I guess you took a shower.
02:24:12 You put jug shit on you to take every day.
02:24:15 What? Oh, let's go back to What does it say?
02:24:18 I forget every day and then
02:24:22 every day I'm snuffling.
02:24:23 Yeah. Is that a coke reference?
02:24:26 Snuffleupagus in my office?
02:24:29 No problem.
02:24:31 You should take good note.
02:24:34 Snuffleupagus.
02:24:36 Is it out of your bedtime of the past?
02:24:37 Mama, Fladge is bedtime. 1226. That's my birth time.
02:24:42 Is your favorite time today?
02:24:45 No, no.
02:24:46 He was born on 1226. It doesn't matter.
02:24:49 We should boxing Day, birthdays when nothing matters.
02:24:55 I think I finally found some things, man.
02:24:59 What are we playing?
02:25:01 Disclaimer.
02:25:04 Disclaimer?
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02:27:19 Fucking is awesome.
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02:27:31 If there wasn't a jiggers in the chair of the jibber jabber,
02:27:37 then the ointment.
02:27:38 The ointment for no good reason.
02:27:47 So some in
02:27:48 there made me think of flat Earth, which I did Finally.
02:27:51 I did.
02:27:52 I mentioned it when it was referenced and it was over the phone.
02:27:56 But the Flat Earth
02:27:59 time clock app is.
02:28:03 Oh, yeah.
02:28:04 David Wise is a guy who
02:28:08 he was just recently on.
02:28:10 Of course it was fucking Ed's e-mail.
02:28:11 You pay for the stupid fucking app, go fuck yourself.
02:28:16 He claims that if you watch several
02:28:18 these YouTube videos that you easily they make a compelling argument.
02:28:24 There is some argument that is compelling.
02:28:28 It just doesn't fully make sense.
02:28:30 Stars who died.
02:28:32 The role that I'm on to try to find
02:28:34 a flat earth video to present
02:28:39 the dead crazy Brady Phil don't fit on someone else.
02:28:42 You're not ready for that.
02:28:43 Sorry to do.
02:28:45 Who else was? Born on my birthday.
02:28:46 Hugh Jackman after Hugh Jackman.
02:28:51 So it is really weird, right?
02:28:52 So my my girlfriend's family has like a weird shit going on with their family.
02:28:58 Her mom passed away a couple of years ago, but her, her
02:29:00 my mother was born on October 14th.
02:29:04 My mother born on October 14th.
02:29:08 Her two nephews are her nephew and her niece
02:29:11 who are of this are a brother and sister separated by
02:29:16 sibling.
02:29:16 And then they have an older sibling, both born on October 14.
02:29:22 Just a weird.
02:29:23 Yeah. No, it's kind of odd. Yeah.
02:29:25 And there was they they claim that there's a lot of other weird shit that like,
02:29:29 coincide with just dates and things that just happen to happen
02:29:32 when it comes to family things.
02:29:35 So it's, it's probably just coincidence, but it's a fucking odd coincidence.
02:29:41 Maisy and his daughter share a birthday.
02:29:45 Really?
02:29:46 How could that be?
02:29:48 That's some kind of because they were born on the same date.
02:29:51 Oh, I 29 share the same birthday.
02:29:54 You see, I thought you meant
02:29:58 the same.
02:29:59 Oh, they were the same date.
02:30:03 Yeah, they were born on the same date.
02:30:05 Now they had a daughter born on the day took his daughter.
02:30:08 He was such a pedophile that you took his daughter on a date the day she was born.
02:30:12 Is he a meticulous planner?
02:30:14 Maybe he. Maybe he was like, Honey,
02:30:17 now he's the worst planner
02:30:18 because he does not make it out to just go off as often as he could.
02:30:21 And neither does Gary and neither does God and neither does Judge.
02:30:24 Yeah, don't hold on.
02:30:26 No time out, man.
02:30:33 This is the greatest episode ever.
02:30:36 That's it.
02:30:36 But that's what we call a draw.
02:30:38 So. But Mike was a mike Clark, and he passed away.
02:30:42 But but, Mike, you know what?
02:30:44 He wasn't ready for the mike.
02:30:46 And they called Mike.
02:30:49 But Mike
02:30:51 essentially wasn't
02:30:53 the best but character
02:30:56 that he did before he turned out to be a fucking weirdo tries to hold it in.
02:31:00 He Jim Carrey was great until until you revealed himself to be a fucking weirdo.
02:31:04 The shit with his PR, his ex had died.
02:31:07 That was suicidal.
02:31:08 You know what he did though?
02:31:09 The last thing he went off, he was saying we were all energy and we were.
02:31:12 We never change. He sounds a lot like somebody else. Yeah.
02:31:14 And it's tetrahedron.
02:31:17 Yeah.
02:31:17 Yeah. He's so frickin he would fit right in.
02:31:20 He also he also broke up with his ex.
02:31:24 She was very broken up by it.
02:31:27 She was suicidal. He didn't care.
02:31:30 She killed himself.
02:31:30 And then he then, like, after the fact, didn't care.
02:31:34 She killed himself.
02:31:36 Yeah, that's true.
02:31:38 Yeah. Well, transgender issue, bro.
02:31:41 If you see gender, you're a fucking sexist.
02:31:43 I don't see.
02:31:45 Oh, yeah, I don't see gender.
02:31:48 Just claim them.
02:31:49 Believe it. He, she it
02:31:52 p humanoid.
02:31:55 It's not there anymore.
02:31:56 Disclaimer Fricking Shut up, Gary.
02:31:58 No, sorry.
02:32:01 No, no, no, no, no.
02:32:02 I really other Gary, I apologize.
02:32:08 I'm completely out.
02:32:09 Drink too much.
02:32:12 Actually supposed to be me, but I couldn't.
02:32:14 Well, I hear audio.
02:32:17 Yeah, that's on my phone.
02:32:18 I'm trying to find flat earth some maybe I should have muted.
02:32:23 These videos are too long.
02:32:24 I'm got to present something that's 7 minutes long and force
02:32:27 like us to wade through it and hopefully find something that
02:32:31 we lost. Suzanne.
02:32:32 So the flat earth, the flat flat earth clock, ABC.com
02:32:36 guy didn't know that.
02:32:39 Yeah, she just.
02:32:40 Three's Company.
02:32:41 You didn't know that Gary who
02:32:43 time after
02:32:46 breaking you?
02:32:47 This just did.
02:32:49 I just found out that Suzanne Somers died.
02:32:54 Three's Company was legendary.
02:32:56 And the ThighMaster. Thank you, ThighMaster.
02:33:00 Did she die of COVID or the balls? What do you mean?
02:33:01 In fucking Three's Company and ThighMaster Motherfucking?
02:33:05 Step by step, bitch.
02:33:07 She's the sheriff, man.
02:33:11 I've never even heard of that step.
02:33:13 I think she was the fucking way from step by step.
02:33:16 This website straight out of celebrity.
02:33:18 Do you know the Zimbabwe singer Gary?
02:33:20 Man, I might just be making this new man.
02:33:23 Got a cool name, ma'am. Benazir
02:33:27 my pants.
02:33:28 Yeah. Yeah.
02:33:30 At step Suzanne Somers.
02:33:32 Those are biggies role.
02:33:34 But Badger, You know what?
02:33:35 It's French is Martha's.
02:33:36 You were like one
02:33:41 question all.
02:33:43 KASELL
02:33:45 Oh, here's a step by step, day by day.
02:33:48 First, start over, a different hand to play the speaker.
02:33:50 Remember the symbol ways they will make it better the second time around.
02:33:55 Is that kind of as me read one drink?
02:33:58 No, it doesn't drink.
02:34:00 That was that was a television theme to step by step. So.
02:34:04 Oh, also who
02:34:06 Susan has ever starred on and that was probably her biggest are also
02:34:10 step by step with you ThighMaster.
02:34:13 I don't want to namedrop, but Patrick Duffy was on that too.
02:34:16 Yeah. Yeah.
02:34:17 So Sasquatch,
02:34:19 because Patrick Duffy is his leg.
02:34:22 Patrick Duffy was the man from Atlantis.
02:34:24 He had webbed feet and he lived under the sea.
02:34:27 Oh, South Park reference
02:34:29 So that South reference, you have this man from Atlantis reference.
02:34:33 I actually am old enough to have watched that show.
02:34:37 Really?
02:34:38 Yeah. GROSS.
02:34:41 Yeah,
02:34:43 great.
02:34:43 I would come along with that floaters video.
02:34:46 Now, look,
02:34:47 I moved on to find it.
02:34:49 Scuttlebutt if I'm looking for it, I missed it. Oh,
02:34:55 scuttlebutt is that a South Park reference.
02:34:57 It is. Well, Patrick Duffy is.
02:35:01 Oh, you are correct. Yes.
02:35:03 That was in the same year.
02:35:04 I think they did a lot of weird celebrity.
02:35:07 No, that was not the same man.
02:35:09 Yeah, that was like their early first sucking.
02:35:11 That was the first couple seasons, right?
02:35:13 Miller was one of my favorite. Yeah.
02:35:15 They're coming up with maybe like season five, season six, I think.
02:35:18 I think of was like season two, three
02:35:25 of Fresh Start.
02:35:26 It was like a different kind of play because people, people would stumble.
02:35:31 We stay make it better
02:35:34 so happy Birthday song tell us goals.
02:35:40 How do you remember Jim Dubrow
02:35:42 No, go off on the James Webb
02:35:47 Yeah, it's revealing stuff that lets us
02:35:50 know that we're stupid and we didn't know anything.
02:35:54 It tells we're wrong about absolutely everything
02:35:57 and it's so much more counterintuitive than we could have possibly imagined.
02:36:01 Yeah, well, one though,
02:36:03 is that like
02:36:06 the glass glasses liquid,
02:36:08 you built a whole puzzle, you got one piece left and then you realize not
02:36:11 you only have two pieces done, you get to do the whole thing over.
02:36:13 That's fun. That's great for me.
02:36:16 Yes. Yeah, Yeah.
02:36:19 I can't wait.
02:36:20 Next, you'll tell me we mapped the whole brain or some shit like that.
02:36:27 We're getting there.
02:36:28 Forgot that we're Happy birthday.
02:36:31 So is that the news?
02:36:32 They go real first, and now this is lo fi boom bap,
02:36:40 McGee.
02:36:41 Ready?
02:36:41 Ready, Skip day.
02:36:45 I start over.
02:36:48 Romance money.
02:36:49 That's sure to have fun every single day.
02:36:54 Probably on right now, a second time around
02:36:59 for that kind of a thank the Lane sitcom.
02:37:03 Honestly moving in my apartment, not wanting to buy
02:37:06 cable and only going with digital services.
02:37:10 Pluto TV is a awesome resource.
02:37:13 They have
02:37:15 just channels dedicated to Judge Judy, to Storage Wars,
02:37:19 to American pickers too, and they just loop episodes all day long.
02:37:24 Fucking bar, rescue ink masters.
02:37:27 There's a lot of good shit on Pluto that is for free that you can just watch.
02:37:32 Family Feud.
02:37:33 Bob Barker.
02:37:34 Family Feud.
02:37:35 Drew Carey.
02:37:35 Family Feud, Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune.
02:37:38 They've they've got a lot of fucking content.
02:37:43 I don't know how they I don't know how they work
02:37:45 and how they make money because their ads always seem
02:37:48 to be the same recycled as every commercial break.
02:37:51 And it's just one or two quick little ads and it's usually like a podcast.
02:37:56 Bilingual
02:37:57 education go fuck educating the bilingual.
02:38:00 But if you want to learn a second language, I always feel like
02:38:03 I am a dumb American when I'm around someone who can speak two languages.
02:38:07 Sierra madre So I'll say,
02:38:12 Gema pal.
02:38:13 Joel I mean draw
02:38:18 people.
02:38:21 Oh, you're not allowed to say, Oh, that's racist.
02:38:24 Racist.
02:38:25 I don't know why why gypsies?
02:38:28 Why is it just gypsies?
02:38:30 It's because the gypsies are a
02:38:34 it's broad brushing
02:38:37 particular type of person and saying that you're they're thieves.
02:38:41 And but I understand
02:38:43 you make a deal with the gypsy, you're going to get ripped off.
02:38:45 I would have one of my favorite. Yeah.
02:38:47 If you do somebody like a carnie or a gypsy who has no ties
02:38:52 are more likely to not trustworthy.
02:38:55 They may be biased and completely stereotypical of me,
02:38:58 but it also has some factual reference to base.
02:39:00 That is the simple fact that, you know, from town to town,
02:39:04 especially in the old days
02:39:05 before the Internet or police, you know, they like carnies, carnies.
02:39:09 That's a great example.
02:39:10 Yeah, yeah,
02:39:12 they used to come and they used to come and steal our women monkey lives matter.
02:39:16 Everything that's like literally were where I was,
02:39:19 were professional wrestling started was it was a carny like thing.
02:39:22 They didn't know that it was fixed fight you know it
02:39:25 and then it became way more about Oh, wait a second, hold on.
02:39:29 Great movie.
02:39:30 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:39:32 Shut up. Go fuck yourself. Oh,
02:39:35 I don't know, dude.
02:39:36 Some of these I hate to say it so
02:39:40 because no one gives a fuck about wrestling these days, but
02:39:50 what's going on right now?
02:39:52 Wrestling is fake now.
02:39:54 But so the problem with wrestling, if you want to get into that,
02:39:57 if you want to get into that conversation, I'll make it short and sweet.
02:40:00 Yesterday's wrestling was story based.
02:40:03 So the dollars, the dollars are drawn before the match even happens.
02:40:07 People are buying the drama.
02:40:10 It's not like conventional fights.
02:40:12 It's it's it's story based.
02:40:14 So you need to have a story building up to the match.
02:40:16 And then the match is the crescendo.
02:40:19 Either that or the match continues.
02:40:20 The story, even after that crescendo that was yesterday's wrestling.
02:40:24 So you had you had people like Hulk Hogan who literally his moves
02:40:28 a body slam, a leg drop, Randy Savage,
02:40:32 who's whose moves were an elbow drop from the top rope.
02:40:35 Jake, the snake.
02:40:36 Roberts His finishing move was a DDT.
02:40:41 Now these moves are all
02:40:42 done and bastardized over the top and then some.
02:40:46 And so you need to then raise the bar every time.
02:40:49 And so you have situations these wrestlers nowadays are pretty much risking
02:40:54 their lives every time that they try these unique moves
02:40:58 because there's shit that is happening for no reason,
02:41:01 storyline wise, that they are putting them their bodies at danger.
02:41:05 And no one's going to remember these, these spots.
02:41:07 They they strongholds. You awesome.
02:41:10 A great example as well. The Rock is a great example as well.
02:41:12 They didn't they didn't do anything treacherous death defying at all.
02:41:17 It was all about character and storyline.
02:41:22 Nowadays, Rolling
02:41:23 Stone quotes the crazy hurt able crazy stunt.
02:41:26 Yeah, the crazy stunt move you can do is kind of what today's wrestling is about.
02:41:30 And there are people that are injuring, hurting themselves and killing themselves,
02:41:34 trying to do some dumb fucked up shit, going for some glory spot
02:41:38 and the started out as a gypsy.
02:41:44 It's kind of corny.
02:41:45 It started out as a carny thing where it was fake and it became it
02:41:48 became fake real because these people are in the ring today
02:41:52 and are convinced that that they think it's real themselves.
02:41:56 So they are going to literally put their body on the line.
02:41:58 When Stone Cold Steve Austin himself, when he broke his neck.
02:42:02 Owen Hart who who died smoking falling from the rafters
02:42:05 because he was doing a zip line gimmick and they fucked that up
02:42:09 But in Detroit neck, he broke his neck and
02:42:16 his doctor was like, Well, hey, you can't do this anymore.
02:42:20 Like, you, you, you, you retire from that sport.
02:42:23 And he's like, well, he's like, Do I really to?
02:42:25 And he goes, Yes.
02:42:26 And he's like, well, he's like,
02:42:27 if you take another one of these moves, he's like, You could be paralyzed or dead.
02:42:31 And he's like, Well,
02:42:33 he's like, Well, what if I told you I didn't have to take that move?
02:42:36 And he's like, Well, what do you mean?
02:42:37 He goes, Yeah.
02:42:38 He's like, I don't ever have to take that move.
02:42:41 If I if I don't need to ever again.
02:42:44 And he's so he had to explain to his doctor that wrestling was fake.
02:42:49 Yeah.
02:42:49 And so stone cold Steve Austin before his neck injury
02:42:53 he was a prominent wrestler and he wrestled a different style.
02:42:57 After his neck injury, he wrestled more of a brawler style
02:43:00 kick punch, stone cold stunner.
02:43:03 It more of the theatrics.
02:43:05 And that's what got him over.
02:43:07 And it's just the gypsy nature of wrestling
02:43:11 being fake and everyone going, Oh, yeah, it's a fake.
02:43:15 It's not so much these days because they're so dumb
02:43:18 that they're beyond it being fake, where they're trying to impress each other
02:43:22 and they're doing death shit
02:43:25 just to potentially get famous.
02:43:27 I mean, it's like, I guess it's like anybody on fucking YouTube
02:43:30 that's doing any dumb shit to try to get attention. But
02:43:35 end of story.
02:43:37 So homunculus are fake, but gypsies are real.
02:43:42 What?
02:43:43 Well Yeah, because they actually were people.
02:43:46 Gypsies were a people.
02:43:48 Oh. Oh, okay.
02:43:52 Yeah. My favorite snatch or snatch.
02:43:54 Snatch.
02:43:55 Think they were able to kind of rate you like that?
02:44:00 Do you like the eggs?
02:44:01 What?
02:44:02 A periwinkle blue Calvin.
02:44:08 Great movie, man.
02:44:09 I fucking love that movie.
02:44:12 Yeah,
02:44:14 we lost Brady.
02:44:15 But, you know, they.
02:44:16 They did.
02:44:17 They had gypsies in there, and, you know, the gypsies were a unique breed.
02:44:22 They were shaky, but they were also loyal to each other.
02:44:25 They were loyal to a certain base.
02:44:26 And if they told you straight up
02:44:28 that they were going to do something, they actually did.
02:44:30 But also they were some exposed to it.
02:44:32 If, if you fucking know.
02:44:34 Yeah.
02:44:35 Yeah. You know if I go to the gypsies.
02:44:38 Yeah.
02:44:39 Do you like the eggs
02:44:42 before sauce.
02:44:43 It's always.
02:44:50 Hey Brady, you're back.
02:44:52 I had to get a drink.
02:44:54 You can get better than you did before.
02:44:58 Look. Well,
02:45:00 nothing.
02:45:02 I like what we know we are.
02:45:07 No, we will never know.
02:45:09 He's no Jew ever.
02:45:12 You look Jaba Point man.
02:45:15 Ed, my light on that is how you look. Gayer.
02:45:18 Just go.
02:45:18 I said, Jerry, this is your Ring of Light.
02:45:22 Ring of fire.
02:45:23 Did anybody see the ring of fire in Circle of Life?
02:45:26 Of course you didn't.
02:45:27 Because it fucking rained in. No,
02:45:30 it'll be visible here in a few months, right?
02:45:33 Yeah. In a drinking water.
02:45:36 We should.
02:45:36 Yeah, we should segue it.
02:45:40 I have other drink. I just had to get some water.
02:45:42 You got to alternate. It's in the disclaimer.
02:45:45 The the Ring of Fire will be visible from Toledo,
02:45:49 a mere 40 minutes away.
02:45:52 What do you mean? Oh, okay.
02:45:54 We only get the next one.
02:45:56 We get 99% in Detroit, so it'll get really dark,
02:45:59 but the sun might disappear for a second. One.
02:46:02 Those are you talking about?
02:46:02 What is it?
02:46:03 Won't be perfectly the solar eclipse.
02:46:05 The next one right now, the ring of fire.
02:46:08 It was Saturday, a few months.
02:46:10 It was last Saturday and it was last.
02:46:12 So let's talk about it like it's tomorrow and the next one is in March or April.
02:46:17 If there was some way to find out.
02:46:19 Yeah, just a few months.
02:46:21 Yes. Another roll over to my window.
02:46:22 Go where?
02:46:23 The church, March 23rd.
02:46:29 This is. Got some good wheels here.
02:46:30 Just roll around.
02:46:32 Look at them go.
02:46:34 This is a big fucking cheer.
02:46:35 Like a big fucking cheer.
02:46:38 It's like a joe sized cherry, this fucker.
02:46:41 This is my. Don't you want to see me series?
02:46:43 Like, Look at the Smoker.
02:46:45 It's like, what do you even like?
02:46:46 What are you doing this thing fucking.
02:46:48 I'm sure somebody probably did it.
02:46:56 It was the same shit.
02:46:58 I missed it.
02:46:58 Wait, Go back.
02:46:59 Do it again. Give us a spin. Draw.
02:47:02 Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick,
02:47:04 tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick,
02:47:05 tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. It.
02:47:09 In your chairman, they go, we keep
02:47:12 and the picker wheel lands on fagots,
02:47:18 which means we all drink them.
02:47:20 No problem. Well, there's the path of
02:47:24 least resistance,
02:47:25 cursed path of certainty, path of totality six were looking for.
02:47:30 There's the path of totality inside those red light.
02:47:33 If you're if you're inside those red lines on April, you will see the ring of fire,
02:47:38 which, oh, the weather is never lined up or my work never lined up.
02:47:43 I think there was one here a few years ago.
02:47:46 I would like this this ring of fire
02:47:48 in which we were able to fall into,
02:47:51 if you can travel to know
02:47:54 the alleged that's Johnny Cash,
02:47:57 one of the Johnny Cash.
02:47:59 He wasn't thinking about pick that up quickly.
02:48:01 He wasn't singing about an eclipse.
02:48:04 Probably not.
02:48:06 He was practicing.
02:48:06 The eclipse didn't exist back then.
02:48:08 Was that a Chevy Eclipse?
02:48:10 I think it was an eclipse on the state of Israel who which was created in 1943.
02:48:16 You know, they created eclipses in 1948.
02:48:20 They created them. So the flat Earth,
02:48:24 as far as I know
02:48:25 well, even those fagots in, you
02:48:28 see if you can make them kiss, just case they kiss.
02:48:32 It looks like they're about to that one.
02:48:34 Looks like he's got a boner.
02:48:36 Yeah. What's in his lump in his pants.
02:48:39 Well, they have a little lump in his pants.
02:48:41 Oh, that's a decent disaronno Amaretto label there.
02:48:46 Now, I think we got you.
02:48:48 It looks like a little hump.
02:48:50 I think they were both doing well. I've.
02:48:53 I've got amaretto right here.
02:48:56 Special for our drinking episode.
02:48:59 I know this is abrupt human lies matter as above.
02:49:03 So below.
02:49:07 What does he do that
02:49:09 for? Dramatic effect.
02:49:12 I think he there's like zero warning.
02:49:15 Like no rapping.
02:49:16 No, no.
02:49:16 Try to like Thailand We got we are segments word of wisdom
02:49:21 the variant of the well I just don't get like if he's like like you can
02:49:28 get to
02:49:28 work if you want to read things I can do you want to wrap things up?
02:49:32 There's a way of getting it done for him to just go,
02:49:37 I'm gone.
02:49:39 Yeah, it's kind of fucked up, right?
02:49:41 He's kind of lame.
02:49:42 He knows we're not going to leave.
02:49:44 Well, there are too.
02:49:45 So he's going to join right back in. Unless it's just as fucking.
02:49:48 You are prepared. I am. I even got a Brady draw.
02:49:50 Such as his fucking wife just being like, why don't you know?
02:49:53 Either, are you.
02:49:55 Why are you on the margins still?
02:49:59 Is he shadow?
02:50:00 He'll probably be inside.
02:50:02 That's the only thing I be inside now.
02:50:04 Well, next time, next shot.
02:50:05 Because he's got to at least be inside.
02:50:06 I'm sure is
02:50:07 the warden is like oh you've got to you've been out in the yard too long.
02:50:12 You've got to be inside.
02:50:13 At least that's not it. Well.
02:50:15 Oh, sorry.
02:50:15 I think that's you. Did you try to share something?
02:50:17 And I didn't put it on the scene. Is that what happened earlier?
02:50:19 No, I was just.
02:50:21 I was just talking with different phone.
02:50:23 I thought that was close. And this later, you go, Fuck, you draw
02:50:26 number.
02:50:26 We like fuck you too. You,
02:50:29 you can't just bail like a fucking face.
02:50:31 You can just as above.
02:50:32 So we'll with that like any morning
02:50:39 he's probably thrown at least like, Oh yeah, right.
02:50:42 At least go. Hey,
02:50:45 are we done soon just to give the feelers out there to go?
02:50:48 Hey, you know, I want to wrap it up soon.
02:50:50 That's fine too. Just as above, so below.
02:50:52 Without any warning.
02:50:53 I can't say what kind of fagot you were.
02:50:55 I can't sleep without the joke for the word of the day for the week.
02:51:00 I'm just a weirdo when it comes to that shit.
02:51:02 In general, my girlfriend has like historic.
02:51:05 We just hung up the phone sometimes and it's like she mad, right?
02:51:11 No, no, she just like,
02:51:13 she gets distracted and something else happens in the background.
02:51:16 And so rather than like she did earlier and I've gotten used to it,
02:51:20 but I think I'm like, you hang up your.
02:51:22 No, no, you hang up.
02:51:24 No, It's like if you're if like if you're talking,
02:51:28 I don't know, because we'll talk.
02:51:30 I don't know.
02:51:31 She should be driving home from work
02:51:32 and then she gets home from work and then, like,
02:51:34 some happens and she'll be interacting with her fucking sister or sister's kids
02:51:38 or some shit like that.
02:51:39 And it's like
02:51:40 they should just hang up the phone saying the goddamn thing versus just going, Hey,
02:51:43 I got to go. I'll call you later.
02:51:44 But if you know, and I've got I've got a weird hang up.
02:51:47 I have I have a hang up with bad goodbyes.
02:51:49 If you don't have a proper goodbye.
02:51:51 I sit here and I go away.
02:51:53 Are we done or somebody you right?
02:51:56 I guess so.
02:51:57 I don't know. Yeah, it's like a trauma if she does it.
02:52:00 And then you.
02:52:00 You expect it, and at least you don't take it personally.
02:52:02 But on the.
02:52:03 On the other side, it would suck if you sat and rambled on
02:52:06 and then like, you're like, Hello, Are you even fucking there?
02:52:09 I've been talking for 5 minutes and she fucking hung up.
02:52:11 Who knows how long ago?
02:52:12 Oh well, I mean, I've that
02:52:15 when she's actually been on the phone, but I've done that to her too.
02:52:21 That's what Mute is for
02:52:23 you. Just right. See, that's the background.
02:52:26 I told you.
02:52:26 That's the background,
02:52:30 Right.
02:52:31 Where is he?
02:52:31 Where are you?
02:52:32 He had a dive back inside because he had change.
02:52:36 He's only allowed so much time out in the yard.
02:52:39 It was so cold out there.
02:52:41 He. He's the house nigger and the filmmaker and he's
02:52:44 having so much time in the field before he has to get back into the house.
02:52:48 It was so cold out.
02:52:49 So why don't we do it in here?
02:52:50 Is it too loud for this time of the night on a monday?
02:52:53 Oh, yeah. Yeah.
02:52:54 2 hours. Yeah,
02:52:56 yeah. The house nigger can't be that loud.
02:52:58 The feeling you're going to be loud.
02:53:00 The house nigger can't go the house.
02:53:01 Nigger can only be out so late.
02:53:03 But the feeling there. The feeling with you
02:53:09 said something.
02:53:09 I said
02:53:12 the fun thing about this is we can replay it
02:53:14 and play the drinking game on a weekend.
02:53:16 And every night we want to race play along.
02:53:18 Yeah, I thought that story You by J.C.
02:53:21 Watts, the movie you watch with Pink Floyd
02:53:25 The Wall.
02:53:26 No, there's a Pink Floyd.
02:53:27 There's a movie you put on with the Wall O Wizard of Oz.
02:53:31 That's it.
02:53:33 That's it.
02:53:34 Oh, yeah. Yeah.
02:53:35 I think it was a dream.
02:53:36 Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure they're right.
02:53:38 Oh, no, I just the the drinking game part could be added on.
02:53:40 I just meant, was that a thing that they literally on purpose,
02:53:45 You know, you don't want it.
02:53:47 Nobody ever wants to ask me questions like that because I'll just shit all over it.
02:53:51 But all
02:53:52 the time.
02:53:53 Yeah, but the timestamps are pretty.
02:53:55 Pretty though like.
02:53:57 But they're also pretty not.
02:53:59 And I bet you, you know, that mash up site where you put two things
02:54:03 on 99% of the songs together, but they really don't.
02:54:08 It's just in your head,
02:54:10 you know some of those are I'd rather do it by hand actually.
02:54:13 You know so you uses
02:54:16 the set, you use the
02:54:20 does a pretty damn good job, but I would
02:54:22 rather have my own control over it.
02:54:26 Well yeah, if you like to cook and stuff, that's a you know.
02:54:30 Yeah.
02:54:30 I'd rather like, I like automated shit for sure,
02:54:34 but sometimes it just it's not as good as just doing it by hand.
02:54:38 I had this one creator that way back when, when I first started doing computers,
02:54:42 because he's like, What are you doing?
02:54:43 And I'm like optimizing the computer.
02:54:45 And I was spending like minutes, even hours on it.
02:54:49 He's like, Why don't you use the computer?
02:54:50 And I never really got to that point. I always just get things working.
02:54:53 And then I'm like here and I give it to somebody else.
02:54:54 I enjoy the building and the cooking and the creating side of things
02:55:00 more than the actual, you know, like if you do a painting,
02:55:02 you know, I don't need to hang it on the wall.
02:55:03 I'll just throw it in the garbage and paint another one.
02:55:06 Am I boring you?
02:55:08 I to be boring. No, it's you know, it's not.
02:55:10 I feel like the painting metaphor wasn't exactly what I was thinking.
02:55:12 What you were saying prior to I took the metaphor.
02:55:17 More would be like, Oh, I'd rather, like, create the paints and.
02:55:21 And then. Yeah, back to the artist.
02:55:24 I want to know how they make something creative.
02:55:26 And I don't.
02:55:27 However, that means create the brushes and put the fucking correct
02:55:31 fibers in the brushes and create the paints to whatever
02:55:35 and then hand it to the artist.
02:55:36 I'm the type of person that I like automated shit for the most part
02:55:41 because I don't know what I'm doing.
02:55:42 And as much research as I've done and I do,
02:55:45 I still feel like I don't know shit about the topic.
02:55:47 It's it's.
02:55:49 But that's just me.
02:55:50 That's my own hang up. I'm never good enough.
02:55:51 I don't know enough.
02:55:53 And so I'm my worst critic.
02:55:55 But that's also what drives me to
02:55:57 be better than
02:56:01 my original self, I guess.
02:56:03 But when it comes to music and music editing,
02:56:06 I just always feel like I am just working in circles.
02:56:10 I only get so good and I like some shit.
02:56:13 Sounds good, some shit sounds bad, some shit sounds good,
02:56:15 some shit sounds bad.
02:56:16 And ultimately I still don't know what I'm doing,
02:56:18 but I've been doing it for like 1520 years, so I would kill for that ratio.
02:56:22 Some shit sounds good, some shit sounds bad. Every other one.
02:56:24 Mine sounds bad, sounds bad, sounds bad. Oh, wait a minute.
02:56:27 That one's good.
02:56:27 And then 200 more. Oh, hey, wait.
02:56:29 That one's okay. Well, I'm. Maybe I'm just.
02:56:32 I don't think it sounds that great.
02:56:33 I'm sure there's people that would pick it apart,
02:56:34 but if I find a happy medium with it, if it sounds like.
02:56:38 If it sounds like the other songs that I've made, I'm along the same realm.
02:56:43 It's never going to sound like a studio produced fucking song.
02:56:46 That's, you know, really,
02:56:47 you're doing it for yourself and foremost and you don't give a shit. So,
02:56:52 you know, honestly, I'm not really.
02:56:54 Yeah, I'm not even really doing it for me.
02:56:56 I'm trying to do it.
02:56:56 It's a group of it's I like them.
02:56:59 I like the I don't know, especially remastering the whole.
02:57:02 The harder one songs is more or less just reminiscing on the palace.
02:57:06 And I don't have one.
02:57:08 You have one.
02:57:08 Nothing new.
02:57:09 I mean, literally the last
02:57:10 I released the last five, but I'm working on and I forgot that
02:57:14 after the disc song there was a revamp of the song
02:57:19 because I didn't like the edit of it because I, I don't know.
02:57:23 And so I re-edited it, I remixed it.
02:57:26 I added some shit to the beat, and it was actually the unique version
02:57:31 of the Beat that released a CD that was given out the night,
02:57:34 which was always cool. It was a dumb shit.
02:57:36 It was just a lame fucking CD full of shitty raps,
02:57:39 but it was just something cool about Bob letting us
02:57:43 just add it to the prize packages of people walking away from the
02:57:46 you nag with, you know, like You know, the lower end tiers obviously
02:57:51 came in third, fourth, fifth.
02:57:53 You get he, you get a hot dog one CD.
02:57:56 Now there's a first.
02:58:00 I don't think we can.
02:58:02 Oh I like that song. Yeah.
02:58:05 Oh let's switch about over cans.
02:58:08 Oh alcohol can do alcohol.
02:58:10 Jesus is Yeah, alcohol.
02:58:12 He's to do that.
02:58:14 That's I always like that song.
02:58:17 Producer Gary Hodge.
02:58:19 He's not even in the background somewhere.
02:58:22 Yeah that actually was
02:58:24 The chorus is led by Hodge which was he called him that.
02:58:27 It was a song that he had done with a friend,
02:58:30 but it was fucking brilliant and it worked fucking
02:58:32 well on This is always one of my favorite songs.
02:58:34 So in songs like this is also what I'm like dying to get to
02:58:39 remastering
02:58:41 as well,
02:58:58 you know?
02:59:01 And the humor is a killer.
02:59:03 There's going to be a weird phasing issue.
02:59:06 So this is why I'm also remastering some of the songs,
02:59:09 because there's a weird phasing issue on some mediums that
02:59:14 it's not ducking what
02:59:17 it's it's the audio is fucked on it.
02:59:21 There's on certain mediums
02:59:24 there a phasing issue that will exile the acapella
02:59:29 because I didn't really necessarily know what I was doing.
02:59:32 So instead of that I would do bottles over cans.
02:59:34 And that's also what I want to while I'm remastering those,
02:59:39 because I feel like on certain mediums on a mono channel, don't get it twisted.
02:59:45 All right.
02:59:46 Yeah,
02:59:49 I guess it would
02:59:51 be. It's on a whole different level.
02:59:54 There's more down the hatch so fast.
02:59:56 It's like a floor in the bedroom on the way,
02:59:58 the store to get the seasonal special leave in the store with a glass.
03:00:01 Man, we will not be doing nothing. Blooming amazing.
03:00:04 You grabbed
03:00:06 in a trash bags out bag man the bottles back like it
03:00:09 sounds like ass clap and that kind of shit that makes a fifth grade.
03:00:12 Kids say slag damn children
03:00:15 play with your hands when they get pissed with the flick at bricks.
03:00:18 Hit my cap and did the trash like a tap on the gold.
03:00:21 Like the small. Better one Small possibly Yoshi.
03:00:24 So let's say.
03:00:25 Go ahead, open the wine now.
03:00:26 Can as grand kids out there man with the bottle in his hand
03:00:31 when you're getting hit upside the head, get it twisted.
03:00:34 Well, the prescription for you
03:00:35 trying to do something out the whole thing is bad for teens.
03:00:39 That's what I want in my hands.
03:00:41 What I'm saying, because it's kind over
03:00:44 bottles over.
03:00:45 That's what I want him.
03:00:46 I ain't got the lower hands.
03:00:49 Poppin bottles over can fuck aluminum.
03:00:51 I need to feel like glass in my and ever more.
03:00:54 My dad always got to have a system all messed up on that.
03:00:57 Bottles over to these bottles over Kinston bottles over cans.
03:01:01 That's what I want in my head is what I'm saying, because his bottles are dead.
03:01:06 Bottles over cans.
03:01:07 That's what I want in my hand, because it's bottles
03:01:10 over cans and bottles of crap that I need.
03:01:14 I feel that glass and I double that.
03:01:16 We've got to have a ball cap because the bottles
03:01:19 overcame all the preference, but I can taste the difference
03:01:23 even if it's the same brand at the same place by the same man.
03:01:28 I could tell by the smell, if it ain't about a fucking oh,
03:01:32 I'm taking
03:01:32 our stainless matter Came up in bottles.
03:01:36 That is never understand why someone would choose a cane and
03:01:39 smoking rings over games.
03:01:41 I only buy the best I can man with them.
03:01:44 My needs are small so kind of sweet.
03:01:46 High society with beer on a big evening is all I see.
03:01:50 I need to drink
03:01:51 as as cottonmouth got my throat feel and you know falling down and choking up.
03:01:55 Is that the ground?
03:01:56 Holy shit, I'm drunk as far as getting twisted like this, but I'm not bad.
03:02:01 It's even better than the case.
03:02:03 There's a fucking website.
03:02:04 There's bottles and cans.
03:02:07 That's what I want in my hand, is what I'm saying.
03:02:10 Because it's bottles over, bottles over cans.
03:02:13 That's what I want in a handgun ban glass bottles over
03:02:16 cans and bottles over cans, aluminum.
03:02:20 I need to feel that glass in my hand.
03:02:22 Never put my hand out.
03:02:23 Got to hammer, twist the ball again because I pop it.
03:02:25 Bottles overcame bottles over cans and bottles over cans.
03:02:29 That's what I want in my head, is what I'm saying.
03:02:32 Good advice.
03:02:33 The hurt bottles over cans, what I want in behavior,
03:02:38 over cans and bottles, over cans on aluminum.
03:02:42 I need to feel that glass in my hand never on the table.
03:02:45 We've got to have a bottle cap.
03:02:47 One of the bottles over can take a second
03:02:49 and a half to assess this things makes less than glass.
03:02:53 It's not a guess.
03:02:54 It's not a majority opinion.
03:02:57 If you share it, come on.
03:02:58 You know, drop the can and grab a next.
03:03:01 We're talking bottles over cans.
03:03:03 You get the song yet?
03:03:05 Yeah. Gurgle out.
03:03:07 Why not
03:03:11 gurgle out
03:03:12 That was the worst year ever because it actually
03:03:15 was halfway normal.
03:03:19 It was like we regular.
03:03:22 You were drunk as fuck, but at least he said something
03:03:23 that wasn't like all started.
03:03:26 It actually made sense.
03:03:29 Oh, man,
03:03:31 I can handle the liquor.
03:03:32 It's the bubbles that have me all fucked up.
03:03:35 I don't know.
03:03:36 I'm contemplating seeing if there is still beer available.
03:03:43 It's served downstairs.
03:03:45 Usually the they've got the little cooler area in the hotel that serve.
03:03:50 They'll like have the bottles there. There's a bar downstairs.
03:03:53 It's pretty close, but
03:03:55 probably in a monday.
03:03:58 This fucker's empty.
03:03:59 What's the.
03:04:00 I just wanted to hear your
03:04:03 brief rant.
03:04:04 Quiet rant of wisdom.
03:04:06 Endure words of the day for the week.
03:04:09 I Have a hard time sleeping on Tuesday.
03:04:11 If I don't get that,
03:04:13 that's why. Okay, I will tell you.
03:04:14 No, I'm just kidding. Obviously you're talking to Gary.
03:04:16 When you ended, it was very disappointing and
03:04:19 it was like somebody crushed my soul.
03:04:22 I love you. I love you.
03:04:24 Well, that was a good time to put it out.
03:04:26 You have to drink it.
03:04:28 Yeah. I don't like it bad. Goodbye.
03:04:30 Why, Brady? I sobbed. Brady.
03:04:33 How about I like it?
03:04:34 I don't like a week. Goodbye. That's a bad buy.
03:04:36 I feel empty.
03:04:37 If it's a bad goodbye, I do the same thing with my girlfriend.
03:04:39 You can't give me a proper goodbye.
03:04:41 I'll call her back and go. That was.
03:04:42 That was a shitty goodbye.
03:04:44 You need to say goodbye. Better fed by.
03:04:47 We need a goodbye.
03:04:50 No bad byes.
03:04:52 Well, I hope everybody six no bad byes.
03:04:59 We're pretty well in our cups now,
03:05:02 so I hope everybody's got a good buzz.
03:05:06 Monkey.
03:05:06 Lives matter
03:05:11 all. I wanted this to be a continuation of last week.
03:05:14 What all he monthly yo ma y matter
03:05:20 all monkey all it
03:05:23 is that delay longer than usual.
03:05:27 I have to get in on her monkey life He's like
03:05:32 3 hours
03:05:35 so as above.
03:05:36 So Below.
03:05:37 What are you going back to? The day shifts?
03:05:40 I guess he probably means at that time. Yes.
03:05:44 Yeah.
03:05:48 Did we do the job today?
03:06:28 Yeah.