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Hi, I'm Gary.
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Welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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Today, we're discussing problems
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in a continuation of our Halloween lead up.
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We're going to be having
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grisly stories of the macabre,
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but I've got a little housekeeping
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to attend to.
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The guys have some big issue with my double standard of not swearing,
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but still saying inappropriate stuff on a constant basis.
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But we fixed it with artificial intelligence that does my swearing for me.
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Okay, so now this is the cocksucker motherfucker tits.
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Is that enough or shall I go on?
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Fagot, fagot, fagot, fagot.
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Wait, go fagot jabber, fagot, fagot
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jabber makes me laugh.
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The jab was in there.
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Now there are.
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I rip on organized religion a lot and for good reason.
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Here's what I do enjoy about organized religion.
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I like the music.
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I like the architecture, and I like Christian morality.
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I am a fan of Christian morality.
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Here's what I don't like about Christian morality.
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If you're doing something to get paradise or avoid hell,
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that isn't a moral act that is trying to save your ass.
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That's not moral.
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Morality is what you do when you don't think anyone's watching.
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Now, when you think a magical guy person is constantly watching you, keeping
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a book on what you're doing in your face in Judgment day.
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I've got more rant.
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How do you guys feel about that?
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Well, I was muted, but I said, thank God
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when you said you had more RAM because I thought you were coming to a close.
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No, no.
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Great show.
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Best show ever.
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Well, we're coming off of less than two years.
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Why don't you talk about how Yellowstone's clamoring on it?
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Start with the Mount Rushmore.
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Problem is slipping. That's a problem.
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Mount Rushmore problems, money, time, tardiness, Definitely tardiness.
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Definitely tardy, but
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definitely repeating myself.
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Truancy. Truancy.
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Don't you have to be a child to be truant?
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Oh, wait a minute.
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I forgot who I was talking to you.
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I am a giant child.
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I'm wearing my jimmy pants, and
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I don't even have a collar on today.
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Your wife left you off the leash.
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He stole my I.D.
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to get me to it.
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Is it a shotgun,
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or did she go to a shelter?
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It's under the balls
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there.
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But here's the thing. With problems.
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I think there is.
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I left an equation
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in the in the comments.
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And if you solve it,
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you get the episode number.
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Didn't you just give it away?
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Yeah, I think I just solved it.
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I didn't even look at the folder.
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Yeah, See,
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I was just helping.
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We appreciate that, but it's backwards.
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I'm going to do.
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I'm going to do some more helping.
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22 is the answer, by the way.
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And and the reason we're doing problems today is because Catch
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22 is a us allegedly,
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supposedly unsolvable problem.
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I'm looking for deus ex machina, which is which actually
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literally translates to God inside the machine.
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And there is a few references for somebody who's not very religious.
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What time is it?
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5 minutes, 30 seconds in.
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I missed part of the rant.
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What was religion mentioned earlier?
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It was, wasn't it? I missed it.
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Admit it.
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Absolutely.
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I'm a big fan of Christian morality.
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Oh, he did.
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I think we should be good people.
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I'm sure I've said this before.
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I want to make the world a better place because I live in the world
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and I want the world that I live in to be a better place for me.
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Wait, so that's time out?
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I think it is appalling
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that we have to have laws that say, don't kill, don't steal,
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because why would you do that
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in the community in which you live?
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So the world would be a better place if we can do it both just because
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and maybe because there's a higher power.
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So if you truly say that you want the world
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to be a better place, then you have to accept both.
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Whatever it takes for somebody to be a better person should be a positive plus.
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I agree that we need it.
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I think it's appalling that we do so.
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But appalling is more of an attack.
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So if there are only choices
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to follow a higher power and live a good life or not.
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Do I work that in?
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What would you choose?
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Would you just out of spite, out of atheism, would you say or not?
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Then I understand there are those who would never say
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or not because that doesn't add anything to the conversation.
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Small little people.
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And I understand that you judge them
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because they can't do it just for the sake of doing it,
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that they need some silly mystical reason to do it.
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I get that completely and wholeheartedly, but it still makes the world
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a better place, so I don't accept it.
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Jerry is going to be on his deathbed if you
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if you are true wish of atheist atheistic crusades,
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half the people might join you and be all good and light for the sake of light.
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But the other half may just be like, Well, there's no purpose, no reason.
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Just kill everything, you know, just all negative, all dark.
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So whatever you do, get it.
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You do get your morality from the Bible.
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Okay,
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Now the Bible.
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Let's see it.
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It tells you how to treat your slaves. It.
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It says that homosexuality is an abomination.
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And those people should be stoned to death.
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We haven't lost. And we know that you were confused on that.
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We know that those things aren't true.
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So we dismiss those items
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and we cherry pick the things that we really think are true
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from the holy Scripture.
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Why don't we just use the judgments
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that we're applying to cherry pick the morality that we do?
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Like? You're being kind of a Freemason already.
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Sorry.
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Bring his hand handed, but I'm going to interrupt you.
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Ten Commandments.
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The Ten Commandments did not go.
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Oh, put this in the Bible.
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Like, there's a completely different time, a completely different era of all of
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so you're talking about the Ten Commandments,
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which are some of the old shit that's in the Bible.
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But you're conflating it with years of history
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as if like, Oh, all this gay stuff was in the Ten Commandments.
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Like, it's so totally separated by thousands of years.
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Graven images were in the Ten Commandments.
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Why in the hell would it be against the rules?
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The big rules to to create a graven image.
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What is a great big golden idol for no reason.
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It's supposed to replace a god.
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So on the mystical, I'll say mystical instead of religious
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to cater to you on the mystical side of it.
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It's kind of like all your whatever power.
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But on the practical side,
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if I was a leader, I wouldn't want them to waste resource.
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There's a there's a practical reason why you don't want to make a big giant.
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Most art to me is the waste of resource.
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I know it's
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beautiful and enlightens and helps people's feelings and stuff, but if you
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you can't eat because you're making all your corn into a statue,
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so to speak, then you might want to make a law against it.
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But if I could
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make the Big Ten list of important rules
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mantra that would make the Catholic Church a better place,
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I would replace the graven images one with.
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Don't touch children inappropriately
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then bam.
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I just already made the Ten Commandments better.
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Okay, I'm just dumb. You already know that.
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What do you mean? This graven image?
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There's a commandment that is no graven images.
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You can't art thou for worship.
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Is all that saying that we should have no gods before.
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But it can also could be figuratively, it could be.
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Don't put money from front of me.
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Don't put humanity in front of me.
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Don't put yourself in front of me.
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Yeah, I was almost going to mention that from the get go
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because in friggin good old steps, but in the Bible is
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and they literally they presented it with a golden calf with Moses.
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He came around, they, they had a pole,
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They had pulled all their jewelry together and made a big giant golden calf.
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And they were worship of that worshiping that because Moses
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took a few days too long and they had given up on him.
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I know Moses Disney didn't exist, so without getting
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buried, there was no
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historical Moses because there was no historical Moses.
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There's a lineage of
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my existence through that I do exist.
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Moses did not exist.
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There was actually that all the time.
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When arguments, good things, your feelings doesn't change the facts.
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Right. Thank you.
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So I was gonna say the 12 step program with alcoholism,
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they want you to submit to a higher power.
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Typically, they push you towards God, but they do.
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Like, if it's a Qur'an that's laying on the floor, they don't care.
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So that's kind of what, you know, what Brady was saying with,
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you know, don't worship something more.
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I don't know.
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Maybe that doesn't say anything.
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It does.
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A lot of organized religions were created for controlling the herds,
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and they were also created to take power away from kings.
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Yeah, but
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like, look at the difference between the frickin colonists
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who were religious bound and the Native Americans
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that people don't like to admit, but they were murderous savages
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that killed each other and did all kinds of fucked up shit.
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So we came over with morality.
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They never had morality.
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Or if they did, it was amongst themselves or tribes
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that they knew they could trust.
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But I still don't think they could ever trust each other.
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But you have that difference that they don't even have a word
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for steal property.
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Well, actually, when the supposedly when they first came over,
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the Indians were convinced that the Native Americans actually
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came from space and they were like, no, no, we came from across the ocean.
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They're like up there and they're like, no dipshits.
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Let's go, Aliens.
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Nothing got alien on this religion journey.
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We got to start keeping track of that
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religion.
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5 minutes in jaw goes aliens, 12 minutes. If
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we go team
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they just don't believe anything instantly from the beginning.
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Oh, smoke to that which is so weird and ironic that I have faith.
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I've got a dream.
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How can I have faith in something if I'm skeptical of everything
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I. I mean, this weird place exists, and it's a miracle that it does.
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So that right there should tell you.
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I don't know.
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There's some type of intelligent design.
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There's a laws that govern our world.
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So that tells you
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there's some type of intelligent design, whether it's a simulation theory.
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Shout out to a previous episode.
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We also do that drink every episode.
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Oh, well,
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when our episodes are pretty generalized,
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they definitely can connect
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problems.
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Are we are talking about problems?
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Oh, what do I mean?
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Look, I've got a big problem with
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draw you the intelligent design argument.
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Oh dear, that is bad. That
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I don't think.
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I don't think I like just what I do.
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I didn't do. Like, look at the beauty of nature.
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This has to be design.
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I was just driving on the road, so I'm thinking, Well, what are you thinking?
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The other day?
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And I just was just thinking about, again, I mentioned in previous episodes how
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if you're in the
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industry of manufacturing
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of any sort, this is all we did.
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We create pistons and hydraulics based on the human body and how it operates,
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or is that just an inherent thing that has to happen based on a plan,
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or is that just
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our our physics of our world and us operating within them?
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I mean, it's almost like we are an organic robot,
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and I've said it before, but we're we're built, as it were, like,
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there's there's pumps in us.
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There's, there's
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pumps in us, there's fluid.
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There's fluid that gets rotated and moved about.
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If we don't maintain ourselves, we don't last as long.
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If we maintain it, we can have a replacement.
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We're definitely a machine. We're an organic machine.
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So is that just happenstance of evolution
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or is there something intelligent there?
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Regardless, I would say that well, that's a very stupid question.
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Intelligent, but the happenstance of evolution is itself intelligent. So.
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So what if you were to take a handful of text
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or throw them out in your front lawn a million times?
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Do you think any one of those million times they would create a civilization,
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Give it a 4.6 billion years?
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It may.
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It may, I suppose, no.
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Yeah.
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Because the metal may create
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because it's going to heat up and cool off different than the environment
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around it.
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So it's going to create more moisture than moisture.
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Then it's going to potentially foster bacteria.
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That bacteria then is going to grow into potential organisms.
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So yes, 100%.
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Go fuck yourself
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where did the rules come from?
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I love draw.
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Why does water flow?
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I'm heated today,
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although the gravity was flattered, it's a different story.
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Where did our physical rules come from?
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The area in which we're sitting.
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I don't know.
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There's different physics on different planets.
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Going to the moon, landing the physics.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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On the moon actually have changed from moon landing.
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The moon landing. If you if you look closely,
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they jumped
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on you not to go a moon landing,
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but that's another repetitive topic on this motherfucker.
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I have some problem here, Lord.
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So can we draw?
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Is giving me too much stupid to unpack. Wow.
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I know you're dumbfounded.
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I'm just going to church.
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Am I doing the problem?
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See, I go back.
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Okay.
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This all started with the trolley problem.
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Now, here's my problem with the trolley problem.
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It's not realistic because there are hard and fast rules
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and the consequences might not be clear.
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I could fix the trolley problem. Well, let's.
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Let's start with the trolley problem.
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So you got a controlled trolley on the tracks.
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Five people
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that instead of saying
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it will kill five people, it most likely will kill five people.
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And that fixes my first problem with the trolley problem.
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But you were standing right next to a switch which would divert it
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to another set of tracks
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that there's only one person that you most likely will kill.
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And the
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the moral dilemma is do you pull the switch or the switch means
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you are actively killing one person, but by doing so, you're saving five.
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And with the way that trolley problem is presented, it is clear
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that you should pull the switch and do the greater good
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or the lesser evil.
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So they adjusted the trolley problem.
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Lady named Foot actually popularized it and another lady
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psychologist or philosopher came up with it originally
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and it was it wasn't presented in a vacuum
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as it was presented together with
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the same same deal.
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Five people are on the tracks.
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The trolley is out of control.
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You're on a bridge above the trolley and all you have to do
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is push a heavyset person off of the bridge.
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So you're still killing one person,
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but more actively doing so, you're physically pushing them off the bridge.
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But to stop, stop the trolley from hitting the people.
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My problem with this is there is no guarantee that that stops the trolley.
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But in the problem it says you do.
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So there's no in
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real life, black and whites really don't exist.
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But you've got a
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greater possibility
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of slowing down the trolley if you do push the person off.
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But most people won't do that.
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Some people won't even pull the switch.
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Then the the
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the third option given in the original
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I don't remember a first name, but Foot was her last name.
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And she said, okay, still, you're the world's greatest doctor.
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You've got five patients.
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They all need different organ replacements to survive.
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A healthy patient walks in for their annual checkup,
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happens to be a match for all five organs.
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But you have to kill this healthy person to save the five.
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And that's pretty obviously the wrong course of action.
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But it's still the same math.
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You kill one person to save five,
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but killing that one innocent
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person to save those five people doesn't appear
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to be the same moral dilemma as the trolley problem.
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So you guys are aware of the trolley problem.
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Have any issues with
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my solutions to each of them?
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I do pull the switch.
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You don't push the guy, you don't kill the healthy person.
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Right.
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I understand the concept.
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I've never heard trolley problem.
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If you brought that up to me, I wouldn't know what the fuck it meant.
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But explaining it, it's like that makes perfect sense.
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But the trolley, the trolley problem can may exist in our near future.
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When we get AI driven cars, there may be
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computer learning technology that needs to make that type of decision.
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Do I kill the family of five or do I kill the guy driving by himself?
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Which is quite interesting because that could potentially be
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something that happens.
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What was the second thing that you mentioned?
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I forgot one thing based off of that as well.
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The the the doctor saving five patients.
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Oh, yes.
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And then when it comes to being an organ donor,
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there could be a chance where
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you're sort of clinging to life and you could maybe save
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ten people on the back side if they just kind of sort of let you die.
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So they may not be in a rush to get you somewhere because they know you know it.
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It's probably not going to happen maybe anyway.
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So they may just let you die to save ten other people.
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That's a positive.
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Or just or just euthanized for, you know, just to
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to put you out of your misery if you're, let's say, born left handed or a ginger.
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Yeah.
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Is there a way you can make the train it everyone
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That's just that's okay.
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Solve the dilemma completely.
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You know, I'll remember Sam Malone from Cheers.
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I think his name was Ted Danson.
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Big star in the Good Place Win presented
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his character from the Good Place was presented the trolley problem.
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He drew a picture of a guy on the trolley driving over the five people,
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but he put a sword on the end of a long stick and chopped off
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the head of the sixth person.
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He said, Did I get it right?
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Everybody kill me. Oh, wait.
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Yeah, go on.
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But, Grant, breaking news.
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News as one person has been hit and killed by the trolley in Old Town,
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the tracks closed on one side at this hour, causing some issues
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for those riding the trolley tonight.
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Let's get right out to our Costa Gallagher.
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She is live at the scene, just arrived there and is gathering information for us.
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Concha, what have you learned?
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This is pretty sad and pretty horrible.
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Police can confirm that.
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It's kind of funny because it didn't happen on society here on the tracks.
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It happened around 330 here.
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Oh, was a suicide. So it's like
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looks like they decided to just hit
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the one person we lost, Gary.
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So, I mean, one problem
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is that literally a trolley like a city
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like San Francisco, like so I think had originally been on a train.
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Right. It's a philosophical question.
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So they price said train at first and somebody said, well, the train's too big.
00:22:09
It would just you can't get out of the way.
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And so they shrunk it down or the trolley and made it more realistically.
00:22:15
I've heard nothing to say against it.
00:22:17
You can say people are rolling down the hill.
00:22:19
You just have to do you say one.
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You can only say one or five.
00:22:23
Everyone's supposed to say say one.
00:22:24
But then you're like, Well, so you don't care.
00:22:26
I mean, say five, so you don't care about humanity.
00:22:29
What about that?
00:22:29
What are you going to both What are you going to do?
00:22:31
You gave me the option. Yeah, obviously.
00:22:34
What kind of a psycho would kill five people instead of one?
00:22:36
I mean. Right. So you could.
00:22:37
You could literally change the concept and just say, hey,
00:22:39
if you're on the top of the mountain and the exact same distance to the left
00:22:42
is a family of five that you can save by grabbing their rope that's slipping down
00:22:45
or one person that you could grab and you would you would go for the.
00:22:49
Yeah.
00:22:49
So here's my my problem with ethics and dilemma, though.
00:22:52
Obviously, when it's a simple math problem, like 1 to 5, everybody everybody
00:22:56
is supposed to pick the right answer.
00:22:57
But now change it.
00:22:59
What if the one person is your wife and it's five strangers?
00:23:03
Yeah, of course I don't have a wife, but yeah, definitely.
00:23:06
Ethically and humanity, you should still kill the one person.
00:23:09
But how the fuck could any Brit ever do that?
00:23:12
It doesn't change the math.
00:23:13
It depends on if you change or if you like her.
00:23:16
So unless you add a component like that, it's not even ethical.
00:23:19
It's just like corporate rules.
00:23:21
You know, life rules, one plus one equals two five is greater than one.
00:23:27
What if it's you?
00:23:29
Oh, yes.
00:23:30
You're tied to the tracks with the switch at your fingertips.
00:23:33
All you have to do is divert the train to run you over,
00:23:36
and you save the five people. See?
00:23:38
And to me, that's easier
00:23:39
to kill me than a stranger or even my wife When I said that the wrong way
00:23:44
are more important to me than those strangers are.
00:23:49
Yeah, but it's just me.
00:23:50
And I think I'm a piece of shit.
00:23:51
And five people are probably better than me in my head.
00:23:54
Maybe that's just self-loathing.
00:23:56
Plus how I think in that situation it would be tough to pull that switch.
00:24:00
I think actually, if you're in the situation,
00:24:03
how could you live with yourself after the fact?
00:24:07
You're cancer.
00:24:09
My life, I couldn't.
00:24:10
What if the person you tried because I'm alive?
00:24:15
What if the five people were
00:24:18
prison inmates on death row anyway,
00:24:20
and the one person had the cure for cancer and hadn't charity yet?
00:24:25
Or something about release the cure for cancer,
00:24:28
saving this potentially millions of lives.
00:24:31
If the trolley is moving slow enough for you to determine the self-worth, worth
00:24:35
and value of each person based on the average of the single person,
00:24:39
then okay, I accept your premise, but chances are
00:24:42
this is going to be a split second decision.
00:24:45
There's no way you be able to know anything any of that
00:24:49
right now.
00:24:51
You got to play the numbers game,
00:24:53
but I don't think I'd have the balls to switch it and run it over me.
00:24:57
I would. Me, but not somebody I love.
00:24:59
And again, I'm just trying to I'm just trying to be honest.
00:25:02
That's easy to say when I'm not in the moment.
00:25:04
You are correct, rather easy in the moment that that changes things
00:25:10
in the moment.
00:25:11
I'm more of a utilitarian ethicist now.
00:25:14
Before before Immanuel Kant came along
00:25:20
and came up with it.
00:25:22
Gary just said he was a tool in case anybody didn't catch that.
00:25:26
The account.
00:25:28
He comes from Torii Hunter,
00:25:30
Gary Toolbox Tool Show, who's a tool utility, he's a utilitarian.
00:25:34
Oh, I get it.
00:25:35
I'm somebody who doesn't believe as a consequentialist,
00:25:41
I'm going to get punched in the face
00:25:45
for calling you a tool that's a cat, right?
00:25:48
I'm sorry.
00:25:49
You have to talk with somebody talking over you.
00:25:52
Plus, there's a tiny bit of it.
00:25:53
No, not at all.
00:25:54
Well, I enjoy it.
00:25:55
Okay,
00:25:57
But I wasn't talking.
00:26:00
No, it wasn't.
00:26:01
It could be if I was retarded. Is
00:26:06
I can't.
00:26:07
Came along and said there are hard and fast rules that you should always have
00:26:12
never heard.
00:26:12
And came along, came along and said, there are hard. And
00:26:18
I thought you said you could talk over me.
00:26:19
It's like,
00:26:21
Oh no, this is great.
00:26:22
This is quality, quality content right here.
00:26:28
You shouldn't steal,
00:26:30
you shouldn't kill, like in in all circumstances.
00:26:35
That changes the answer to the trolley problem.
00:26:37
By the way,
00:26:39
if you don't pull the switch, you're not culpable.
00:26:42
You didn't kill anybody.
00:26:43
You allowed it to happen.
00:26:45
But if you pull the switch, you're killing someone.
00:26:48
Content Answer for the trolley problem is inaction.
00:26:53
Seinfeld reference.
00:26:56
Well, we got to drink on final episode.
00:26:59
I didn't realize the train was moving towards the end.
00:27:03
What the the five people the one person I thought it was a five.
00:27:07
I thought you had me take action.
00:27:09
Either way.
00:27:12
No. Never considered the no culpability voice.
00:27:17
See? Yeah. Go.
00:27:18
I make a little bit off of everything is my fault.
00:27:20
I never blamed my clients for being stupid on their computers.
00:27:23
It's always my fault because I didn't tell them ahead of time.
00:27:26
Made a career off of that right philosophy.
00:27:28
So I don't like the no no ability.
00:27:31
A team like teach my kids even when you're not.
00:27:32
If you act responsible for everything and take accountability for yourself,
00:27:36
you will live a better life in the long run, even when you're not 0% responsible.
00:27:40
Still, just take responsibility for somebody
00:27:42
needs to take ownership for everything fixed.
00:27:45
You're selfishly selfish, especially like I'm selfish.
00:27:49
So you focus on self-love.
00:27:51
It fucked up regardless, and if it needs to get fixed,
00:27:53
you might as well just say, Hey, it's some fucked up.
00:27:56
Yeah, accidents happen.
00:27:57
People are valuable. It's okay.
00:27:59
I'm just very disappointed.
00:28:00
I got zero POV from Brady on my Seinfeld reference
00:28:03
in the final episode.
00:28:04
They actually watched a crime happen
00:28:06
and got in trouble for it because of the Good Samaritan law.
00:28:08
Yeah, did it right. I'm
00:28:11
sitting, I'm spinning play.
00:28:13
Sometimes I miss a lot until I rewatched the show, which I get
00:28:16
right because Gary was wrong.
00:28:20
You were right.
00:28:21
I was wrong.
00:28:22
I have no drugs.
00:28:25
No problem.
00:28:26
I accept your apology, Gary.
00:28:27
I'm glad you said that.
00:28:30
Yeah,
00:28:32
right.
00:28:34
So I'm still a utilitarian consequentialist.
00:28:38
Oh, there I am.
00:28:40
Oh, yeah. Show me blackface.
00:28:43
This is completely appropriate.
00:28:45
It's not. It's not like you did it.
00:28:48
Like it was racist.
00:28:49
Glad I didn't put that on live.
00:28:51
I hit the wrong time.
00:28:54
Where is it? Here it is.
00:28:55
That's the one
00:28:57
to drag you to for this.
00:28:59
Oh. Oh, good call.
00:29:00
I was going to reference it, but I wasn't sure what was on my call.
00:29:05
My pay grade.
00:29:06
Sometimes I need help with that.
00:29:08
It's above my pay grade.
00:29:09
There's an
00:29:10
there's an ant crawling on my drink.
00:29:13
It won't drink that much either.
00:29:16
I thought you did the bug spray.
00:29:17
What happened?
00:29:19
Yeah, that was killing me.
00:29:21
Ants are bugs.
00:29:23
All right.
00:29:23
For our exclusive YouTube audience,
00:29:26
both of you,
00:29:28
right?
00:29:29
Yeah.
00:29:31
I'll ask that what we saw on YouTube.
00:29:34
No, we're not.
00:29:35
Is this good just for them?
00:29:37
Yeah.
00:29:39
Yeah, we're.
00:29:39
We're just on Rumble now.
00:29:47
Look at me.
00:29:48
Look at me.
00:29:49
Go shiver down the trees in my 64
00:29:53
jack in the freezer before the dole Sort of sick for her to get the scoop
00:29:58
jibber out there cold shoot in some hoops,
00:30:01
a car. Give her up.
00:30:03
Who can it be?
00:30:04
A fresh El Camino roll in G.
00:30:07
He rolls down his window and he jibber to say it's all about makin
00:30:11
that jibber to cause the boys and the jibber are always heart
00:30:14
You come talking that
00:30:15
jibber will pull your card knowing nothing in life but to be jabber
00:30:19
They'll give me voice cause I said shit jibber then jibber jabber yo man jibber
00:30:28
jibber that
00:30:30
he jibber that jibber that jibber that base jibber
00:30:33
say what thou bs in the place to give me the jibber.
00:30:36
He said, My math is on freebase.
00:30:39
The boy Jeopardy was a friend of mine
00:30:42
jibber I caught him in my car trying to steal oyster bass.
00:30:45
Gary shouldn't be on screen when he's not. This is happening.
00:30:48
The rule The illusion pulls out of juice.
00:30:50
The next hot dog one song.
00:30:52
We're just going to use this one jibber like what he talk about
00:30:55
as before coming up with the boys in the jibber are always hard.
00:30:58
You've come talkin that jibber with the boys in the jibber It's
00:31:01
not going to do it Don't quote me, boy, cause I jibber said shit.
00:31:07
Oh, yeah, you saw,
00:31:10
you know, the fucking ending.
00:31:12
Why? Why, why you Leroy jibber Why, why, why?
00:31:15
Yo, Leroy, your jibber jabber
00:31:18
jibber drink chipper drink beer, drink jibber drink
00:31:22
jibber drink beer, drinking, breath stinking
00:31:25
sniffing jibber
00:31:28
jibber is hell and I want to get it out.
00:31:30
So I went to a place where my jibber chilled the jibber out there
00:31:33
makin that dollar I pulled up and my jibber for freedom.
00:31:37
They greet me with a temper and I started drinking.
00:31:39
And from the eighth,
00:31:40
all my breath start jibber left to get my girl to rock that body.
00:31:43
Before I left
00:31:44
I hit the jibber went to her house to get her out of the jibber jabber hole.
00:31:48
Said something that made me mad.
00:31:50
She said jibber that I couldn't believe.
00:31:52
So I grabbed the stupid bitch by her nappy ass jibber she started talking
00:31:56
shit jabber, you know, give her back like a pimp and slapped the ointment.
00:32:00
Her father jumped out and he delivered a shout.
00:32:02
So I him jibber right cross cold, knocked him out
00:32:05
cause the boys in the jibber are always hard You come jibber
00:32:08
that trash will pull your card No one nothing in life but to be jabber
00:32:12
Don't quote me boy cause I jibber said shit who don't do you
00:32:16
Who don't you who don't tell you who don't say Oh, it's beautiful for big
00:32:21
just you rock this jibber like free the hard way jibber rolling hard Now
00:32:25
I'm under control then jibber my 64 round of telephone disappointment
00:32:29
I timber of my car and I said oh brother throw it in the jibber and go buy
00:32:33
another walking home And I see the jibber right now
00:32:36
jibber is driven papaya on the side as they fire.
00:32:40
I never heard him say that an undercover cop in the dark green.
00:32:43
A couple of weird lyrics in there. I don't know why.
00:32:45
Just an arrest, he thought the pig in the head for gibberish.
00:32:48
Guess now guy is caught for doing the jibber jabber offense on the boy.
00:32:52
He'll do some time cause the boys in the jibber are always hard.
00:32:55
You come up with that ointment, we'll pull your card.
00:32:58
No one jibber in life but to be legit Belcourt me the long ass
00:33:02
shit timber disappointment, man jibber jabber, baby.
00:33:06
That would be bass drum, big jibber jabber timber beater.
00:33:10
I went to get them out,
00:33:11
but there was no jibber the fellas caused a riot in the county
00:33:14
jibber two days later and jibber caught pilo g on trial called
00:33:18
cut a jibber jabber of the great stories the freedom on a six year sentence.
00:33:23
My man didn't Jibber
00:33:24
jabber came over to turn him in timber G looked up and gave a grin.
00:33:28
He yelled out, fired.
00:33:29
Then came jibber
00:33:30
the bitch came in with a double machine music disappointment jibber the girl
00:33:34
but didn't hurt her both upstate for jibber murder cause the boys in
00:33:38
the jibber are always hard to come talkin that jibber will pull your card
00:33:42
no one nothing in life but to be jabber Don't quote me, boy cause I ever said shit
00:33:51
that get, get,
00:33:52
get, get, get, get, get, get, get it Busy, y'all. Why?
00:33:57
Why jabber y'all jibber jibber
00:34:03
wonderful.
00:34:06
All of us on the hotline.
00:34:07
What's the number?
00:34:09
Well, I turned you off and
00:34:15
that was a beautiful piece of entertainment.
00:34:17
I will be honest.
00:34:17
I only listened to the first verse when you first texted it over,
00:34:21
and I'm glad you played it, because I thoroughly enjoyed that.
00:34:24
I love the jurors and the jabber.
00:34:25
It's like my favorite part. Don't.
00:34:27
And don't even pay for the full app. You don't need to.
00:34:29
The jurors and the jurors make it that much more hilarious.
00:34:31
I've heard jibber jabber. Yep. Argument.
00:34:33
That was the first time I heard papaya.
00:34:37
Oh, I'm assuming.
00:34:39
I'm assuming that boys in the hood didn't really have the word papaya in it.
00:34:42
No, I don't know. You use copy paste for the lyric page.
00:34:44
You think they like the program? Just kind of.
00:34:47
Yo. Yeah, I figured it.
00:34:48
Yeah.
00:34:48
If it is not, it says it only knows a thousand words.
00:34:51
It can only say a thousand words, but in the same paragraph it'll say
00:34:55
like stinking and then the next time it didn't say stink.
00:34:57
And so it just because you didn't pay for it, it just randomly selects some words.
00:35:01
So whatever.
00:35:02
I really, really want Gary to say a word and not ointment.
00:35:04
I just put in a or the or change it. Don't do it, do not.
00:35:07
And it changes the
00:35:09
reader's the whole thing and randomly picks new words until it sounds
00:35:13
good.
00:35:13
Nice interesting shout out to the the script app.
00:35:18
Are you able are you able.
00:35:21
Oh, never mind.
00:35:22
That's the live screen. Hey, there we go.
00:35:24
Yeah, yeah, go.
00:35:27
I Gary in blackface.
00:35:28
So you got a problem with that? We can discuss it.
00:35:31
So important for the record.
00:35:32
So it's not black.
00:35:34
That's a problem.
00:35:35
Here's the explanation for it.
00:35:37
Okay.
00:35:39
Cartoon puppet Gary went out to last Martin
00:35:42
Luther King Day to to re recreate his speech.
00:35:47
We fell for it here.
00:35:48
I have a dream.
00:35:50
I have a jibber
00:35:52
jabber dream, a dream jumper dream.
00:35:55
I'm not going to play the whole speech.
00:35:56
I know.
00:35:56
That thing's fucking long as it That's the wrong video.
00:36:00
We go back and just grab the video.
00:36:02
So what happened? Artists?
00:36:04
What?
00:36:05
That was just bad time.
00:36:07
You're right.
00:36:08
She's
00:36:11
know.
00:36:12
Perfect timing.
00:36:13
Gary went to a stadium.
00:36:14
Yeah. I'm sorry, puppet.
00:36:16
Gary went to a stadium and the lights were so bright
00:36:18
that the shadow from him behind him from the backlit state on his face.
00:36:22
So it was just right.
00:36:23
It was just unfortunate. When he went to redo the Easy
00:36:27
Boys in the Hood rap, it looked like blackface.
00:36:29
But I assure you it's not
00:36:32
okay.
00:36:33
I he just I feel sure he was changing his oil and there was an accident.
00:36:37
It spilled all over his face in the firework.
00:36:39
Immediately blew his face.
00:36:41
Firework and oil the same time. And then he.
00:36:44
Yeah, I'm going to have to wrap it around a little explosion
00:36:47
in his face in the beginning.
00:36:49
Oil does not explode,
00:36:51
which is funny because I had a.
00:36:53
So you usually dump gas in a fire was this dipshit
00:36:57
you usually find way you usually don't gas in a fire.
00:37:00
You don't use motor oil on fire as if it was going to like, make it
00:37:04
flame up and it just fucking smelled like shit.
00:37:06
No, it's like the dumbest thing ever.
00:37:08
And like,
00:37:09
the people that were sitting down whenever it had to move because that shit
00:37:11
is not making nauseous, but it's not black thing.
00:37:14
Scary. What happened?
00:37:16
This is before we got that was the original real Gary.
00:37:20
I know.
00:37:20
It's a weird mustache you need to filled with the guilty of the French toast.
00:37:26
I had been preparing a scent thing like a paedo.
00:37:29
And that's a romantic story.
00:37:31
It is a wonderful story.
00:37:38
Is anybody calling in to come on now?
00:37:40
15863726873.
00:37:43
That's 15863 rats three barn.
00:37:45
And you can also text as well
00:37:47
calls to everyone keep it inside me call text part of the email.
00:37:51
So here goes my telegram Story of loving a man too much.
00:37:54
I sat in my cozy
00:37:56
circles back on the video, morning streaming in through the windows.
00:38:00
The air was filled with the delightful aroma of the French toast.
00:38:03
I had been driven away. You know what? You can't.
00:38:05
Sorry, You can't hear that. That's.
00:38:07
That's a behind the scenes look.
00:38:10
No, I mean, you can hear it, but we can't play the whole thing.
00:38:12
You got to join If you want to hear the rest of that.
00:38:14
It's a wonderful story about. Oh, yeah,
00:38:17
but I can get out of here.
00:38:19
Or is it there is
00:38:21
that French toast was excellent, by the way.
00:38:24
Is that what that was?
00:38:25
There was so much weight. It was French toast.
00:38:27
I could not tell what it was underneath it.
00:38:30
Well, I could have put whipped cream
00:38:32
or cream cheese or sour cream or or vanilla yogurt on there.
00:38:37
But I put all four
00:38:40
and mixed up, all four vanilla
00:38:42
yogurt, sour cream, cream cheese and whipped cream
00:38:46
slathered that they put some jelly on there.
00:38:49
What are those?
00:38:50
And that's my cream due to it Sounds like it didn't belong
00:38:54
there.
00:38:55
Some weird shit with some like sour cream, but there's some weird shit
00:38:57
with sour cream in it that for some reason works.
00:38:59
But how come you didn't put the cream of some young guy in there?
00:39:04
It wasn't Chinese.
00:39:06
It doesn't have to be.
00:39:07
What's this video you sent me?
00:39:08
Gary French didn't look at that French toast.
00:39:11
That was during the train or the trolley.
00:39:14
I just.
00:39:16
It's just a random away.
00:39:18
I didn't get that one.
00:39:18
This is the one Gary sent earlier. You saw. Nevermind.
00:39:21
I hate that we buy this.
00:39:23
I was going to mention that wasn't that important.
00:39:24
It was a train, not a trolley.
00:39:26
This will tell you the difference between consequential ism and deep ecology.
00:39:32
But I will say that motherfucker hits a car hauler and then the car with a
00:39:35
very severe
00:39:37
electric.
00:39:38
And then there's also a fire hydrant that gets nailed.
00:39:41
And so there's water, electricity, cars, a train.
00:39:44
That's actually quite a dynamic.
00:39:47
Which one, from your standpoint, will go?
00:39:50
Well, it does, and I just explain that.
00:39:51
So we might as well watch that motherfucker.
00:39:53
Now, where is it To the boat that's in the window here.
00:39:59
I know where I put it. I meant where's the tab?
00:40:00
I just copied it to put it in the hole.
00:40:03
It's right on the front of the video.
00:40:04
So I myself, I should be clear on that. Oh.
00:40:13
Oh, Shocking video.
00:40:15
Oh, dear.
00:40:16
So the telephone pole goes over and then you can see the water starts
00:40:20
right over from the fire hydrant.
00:40:21
Beautiful combination.
00:40:23
So if you're a car dealer and
00:40:25
you have ten
00:40:26
cars on the track or there's one car on the track, if you're a car dealer.
00:40:29
And that's actually,
00:40:30
I think on the haulers, the haulers insurance and other dealers, insurance
00:40:34
companies, trains it probably the train, too,
00:40:36
even though the train didn't do anything. Yeah. Liability.
00:40:39
Yeah, Liability for sure.
00:40:40
Yeah.
00:40:40
Where where was the train supposed to go?
00:40:44
Right? Why do people stop?
00:40:45
I don't understand.
00:40:46
Like what freezing did stop?
00:40:49
I mean, yeah, the video was started right when the car, which I appreciate
00:40:54
you didn't waste any time showing us as the script can't tell.
00:40:57
Is the truck rolling he tried to get through?
00:41:00
I don't know.
00:41:01
You would think that he in common sense, you know, it's not working.
00:41:04
Zero. He's not rolling.
00:41:06
Why would anybody stop there?
00:41:08
Yeah, there could be someone in front of him blocking his path.
00:41:11
I don't fucking know.
00:41:11
But you would think that, you know what is really blocking would pass
00:41:15
I back the fuck up.
00:41:17
So you'd back into somebody that's probably more dangerous
00:41:19
as the lights are going.
00:41:22
I just don't know why you cross the tracks when you've got a whole
00:41:27
dipshit.
00:41:28
I pull the switch.
00:41:30
Yeah.
00:41:31
You to push the guy in front of it
00:41:34
but shows the moment a bright line.
00:41:36
So I didn't see the water that time. See the water?
00:41:38
You see the water? Yeah, right in the truck.
00:41:40
It's quite a dynamic, shocking video.
00:41:43
What did you catch?
00:41:44
It was the line right here. Right here.
00:41:46
The big Sharpie on our line Train slams into a car carrier.
00:41:50
It's choppy on your end, but it's not choppy.
00:41:52
Oh, yeah. I'm watching live. It's. It's good.
00:41:54
It's good life.
00:41:55
All right, So that was thrilling.
00:41:59
Yeah.
00:41:59
And somehow our viewership got cut in half,
00:42:01
so fuck all you that left and everyone that stayed is lucky to.
00:42:07
I don't believe rumble numbers.
00:42:08
I know their first gig rumbles.
00:42:10
A public traded company.
00:42:11
We just. We lost one more.
00:42:13
I'm sorry.
00:42:13
I didn't really mean that to fuck you, man.
00:42:15
I would fuck, you know.
00:42:18
Are you going to do with training video?
00:42:20
Listen up and then exciting the last.
00:42:22
You know, I was disappointed that Homunculus I got our fuze
00:42:27
viewership are small less than 200 where we dropped to.
00:42:31
It's just got to stop short of 184 or something like that.
00:42:35
It's our least viewed.
00:42:37
I'm glad you showed. I blame myself you guys.
00:42:39
Are you surprised people aren't googling homo?
00:42:41
Luckily
00:42:45
I love.
00:42:46
I think your nucleus is are homosexual or they could be pasted here.
00:42:51
You lose one time.
00:42:53
So I think it had a it had to do with the penis on the thumbnail
00:43:03
right.
00:43:04
Yeah.
00:43:04
They got black blocked and banned from all the previews and shit.
00:43:08
Anyway since we're just Yeah.
00:43:10
Since we're kind of
00:43:11
for some reason at a lull in conversation here as a problem I should be.
00:43:15
Well, I want to get back to Conti and the oncology.
00:43:18
Yeah, I'm trying to find that video.
00:43:19
Let me finally got to go back to that.
00:43:21
I you a breaking news. Drop me.
00:43:23
Oh, yeah.
00:43:27
Okay.
00:43:28
It's broken
00:43:33
English, Spanish or North Korean?
00:43:36
Yes. No, I don't see your screen.
00:43:38
That's really
00:43:40
I have to switch it over to things.
00:43:42
I can only do five things at once now.
00:43:44
I used to build you ten your best or.
00:43:46
Yeah, you couldn't have it any way.
00:43:49
Can we get a new Brady when the time broke?
00:43:51
Yeah, we got to make a new Brady.
00:43:53
Our Brady's broke.
00:43:54
We almost got a new new What's your name.
00:43:56
Every flash flag.
00:43:59
We almost got a new flag.
00:44:00
That was not my link
00:44:03
Brady notice and
00:44:04
I got to go do his first man one thing at a time I don't want you to throw away.
00:44:07
I can use that.
00:44:10
You're going to have to read breaking news, the breaking news,
00:44:11
because this is longer everything now, Brady Everything right now.
00:44:17
Again.
00:44:17
See, you made me
00:44:20
watch this and the podcast. Now
00:44:23
it's gonna share this tab instead.
00:44:25
Well, make sure I can just explain it.
00:44:28
It's just the article from the Metro Times, which is a local news.
00:44:33
So breaking news on nothing
00:44:36
like as a weight statement isn't a great.
00:44:39
We're here. I found it. What is this?
00:44:42
What is this, Gary? One one thing at a time.
00:44:45
I don't know.
00:44:46
Detroit News fires Charlie LEDUFF over C-word.
00:44:50
Insult an innocent person.
00:44:52
But is it always wrong?
00:44:53
I told you this asshole reads the motherfucking thing.
00:44:56
What the hell, dude?
00:44:57
Or is morality ultimately about doing whatever has the.
00:45:00
What is it? What are you guys reading?
00:45:01
Where is it?
00:45:02
Gary?
00:45:02
He was read my screen somehow he's a dick.
00:45:05
There are spoiler moral theory that Oh yeah.
00:45:07
So we can all see it differently.
00:45:09
But he can't.
00:45:09
Supporting to conceptualism morality is ultimately about doing whatever.
00:45:14
Oh, I can't do it now either.
00:45:15
You must minimize that or something to de ontology.
00:45:19
I'm talking over video moral rules.
00:45:20
Yeah, it'd be broken.
00:45:23
How do we decide which theory is better?
00:45:25
One of the thing we can do is think about specific cases
00:45:29
and see which view they seem to support.
00:45:31
Isn't the ontology skin?
00:45:32
Yes. PHILIPPa Foot and Judith Jarvis.
00:45:35
Philip.
00:45:36
Oh, I love that name.
00:45:38
Philip A foot instead of fucking imagine a runaway, a nice lady.
00:45:43
That's not a fucking name.
00:45:44
PHILIPPa.
00:45:45
PHILIPPa There are five PHILIPPa who are about PHILIPPa Flirt with what
00:45:49
blood? What situation are you going to have?
00:45:51
Five people laying on the tracks like that in an old Western movie
00:45:55
with a guy with a totally mustache.
00:45:56
A dastardly mustache? Yeah.
00:45:58
And he truly is mustache.
00:46:00
But they're not even tied down.
00:46:01
I'd be like, Here, I have an answer.
00:46:03
Just get up. Oh, it's modern. It's modern days.
00:46:05
They draw to another period of time, or they just drugged them.
00:46:08
They're all on their phone and they didn't notice the train.
00:46:10
Saving the five people.
00:46:12
You'll be killing a lot of them. I spoke to Lou.
00:46:15
Honestly, Mr.
00:46:17
Rogers, the neighborhood of make believe this is imagine this is the the trolley.
00:46:22
Oh, the youth these days are so stupid.
00:46:24
They may come across some train tracks and go,
00:46:25
Oh, this is a nice spot to leave my head against Israel here.
00:46:28
Consequence, I don't know. Should be there. Yeah.
00:46:30
Five live and one nice and comfortable.
00:46:32
They don't know what a train is.
00:46:35
So this case seems to support consequential ism.
00:46:39
It seems okay to kill an innocent person if
00:46:41
doing so would have a good enough outcome.
00:46:44
But now consider this guy is very Mr.
00:46:46
Agassi.
00:46:47
I just came up with a genius alibi to murder patients with organ failure.
00:46:51
Just tell him that she gave me five other people plans today.
00:46:54
They'll die.
00:46:56
You also have another patient.
00:46:58
Is he going to do my car crash scenario?
00:47:00
And as luck would have it, yeah, He's a perfect
00:47:03
match for five dying patients.
00:47:06
He's got cancer.
00:47:07
Kill this patient and use his organs to save.
00:47:10
Graphics are phenomenal.
00:47:12
If he had cancer and he was going to die, he had really good.
00:47:14
Course not. Reminds me of the Sims case.
00:47:17
SIM City should not kill one in order to love the Sims.
00:47:21
So this seems to happen.
00:47:22
Once I realized I was doing dishes and feeding the cat and shit and I turned back
00:47:26
and I looked at my apartment, I was like, Yeah,
00:47:28
my apartment is just in shambles, but my SIM city house was fucking perfect.
00:47:32
We've barely know you so
00:47:34
that made messes and shit.
00:47:35
I like them just to be a hoarder
00:47:37
and just like throw the garbage all over the place and just be assholes.
00:47:40
But that was definitely the video explaining what you explained,
00:47:46
right? Yeah.
00:47:46
So the Sims, like Sims one was fine and then some soo expanded
00:47:49
and you got like pets and all that shit.
00:47:50
And then when Sims three came out, you like, started all over again
00:47:53
and then you got like these expansion packs were the same shit
00:47:56
that were in the previous game expansion bag.
00:47:58
So I don't know why they didn't carry the whole game over.
00:48:00
And then the Sims four is the same thing, and the Sims five is the same thing.
00:48:03
They give you the base game and then they add these layers to it after the fact.
00:48:06
They have to pay more
00:48:07
to to buy the whole game like outright with all the expansion.
00:48:10
But I just don't expect.
00:48:12
Yeah, it's bullshit to have so many expansion packs now.
00:48:14
I haven't played it since I was a kid.
00:48:16
I haven't, I haven't played it at all, but I got suckered in
00:48:18
because it was on sale in the App Store.
00:48:20
It was the Sims two with all the the packs in it.
00:48:25
But speaking of
00:48:27
Apple shit, The Sims
00:48:30
four original creation.
00:48:33
Yeah, one of the few.
00:48:34
Yeah, The Sims cities and all that.
00:48:36
Yeah. That's, that's yeah.
00:48:38
That's one of the few games that used to make it
00:48:42
Apple Macintosh pioneered
00:48:45
the way I can.
00:48:46
I got to come out I want to play a video game where you start a podcast
00:48:50
and you try to grow your viewership and then one week you just have tanks,
00:48:55
you get 184 views and then you try to come back real strong
00:48:59
the next week with Grizzly Tales of the macabre.
00:49:03
Macabre,
00:49:05
Yeah,
00:49:07
we're killing people on these trolley tracks.
00:49:09
We're also killing people everywhere.
00:49:12
Everyone's dying everywhere.
00:49:14
Can we share my island, kill everyone dies Area to our breaking news.
00:49:19
Can we read? Breaking news?
00:49:21
Almost.
00:49:22
I'm trying to get your stupid thing set up.
00:49:23
I have to share it differently now
00:49:26
that I got it.
00:49:28
I already said it out loud, but breaking news as I'm show the Metro time.
00:49:33
Well, let me do it and we'll do whatever Metro Times article
00:49:38
there is because of the spin that's on this show.
00:49:39
As of
00:49:41
almost this afternoon.
00:49:47
And as of
00:50:33
and on Fox News.
00:50:35
It's great.
00:50:36
So hotels came under fire over the weekend for telling Dana Nessel,
00:50:41
our attorney general in a tweet quote, see you next Tuesday
00:50:46
in a backroom they call which is a
00:51:39
larger major cities.
00:51:41
And so those topics get brought up more than any other
00:51:43
because that is where a lot of the issues are.
00:51:45
So I love I don't think goes separately
00:51:49
in my Mount Rushmore of problems.
00:51:52
So I love Jerry well enough because not only does he do his work,
00:51:55
this is his quote.
00:51:57
I am not apologizing.
00:51:58
I have nothing to apologize for.
00:52:00
I stand by.
00:52:01
It lit up, says I said something clever on my own
00:52:33
Detroit News column last week
00:52:34
that Nessel subtly pressured her staff to close an investigation into a friend.
00:52:40
Tracy Cornick.
00:52:41
If you are familiar with local politics, this may ring a bell, but
00:52:45
a personal injury lawyer and treasurer of the Michigan Department,
00:52:48
the Michigan Democratic Party, Koenig was accused of bilking an insurance company
00:52:52
out of nearly $50,000 by using the account of an elderly brain damaged client.
00:52:57
So there is a weird story.
00:52:58
I don't know all the news to it, but
00:53:02
I do listen to the podcast.
00:53:03
I just don't know all the facts and I don't want to bastardize it.
00:53:06
But I'm sure if you go to the no Bias News hour, you can find that information.
00:53:11
But there's a lot of evidence that says
00:53:14
that they did this to this guy that was kind of
00:53:18
senile and
00:53:21
whatever. But
00:53:24
they they bastardize it, they trash it.
00:53:27
They say he's a loose cannon
00:53:45
for me on that one.
00:53:47
And because on every episode I tend to some of those claims speak
00:53:53
somehow always tend to reference our childhood as well.
00:53:56
Kids are not able to toe the corporate line, I think.
00:54:00
I think that then somebody like unstable nowadays is just a way of getting them.
00:54:05
They're not going to toe the corporate line.
00:54:07
Let's just it's just easier.
00:54:08
There's some of the great Hummers plus on their kids
00:54:11
age, the price to pay them more than some out of college writer.
00:54:13
So they just want to get rid of many ways.
00:54:15
And if they lean one way or the other, let's just get rid of them.
00:54:18
And right now, anybody that leans or does anything is just being vilified
00:54:22
as conservative for some reason.
00:54:24
And he does he does say that he apologized.
00:54:26
The only people he apologizes to are the editor and the publisher,
00:54:29
because they also take a little bit of flak for his his his shit
00:54:33
because they had to make a tough decision and he didn't want to put them
00:54:36
through that because he respects them. So
00:54:38
is the news public?
00:54:40
The Detroit News,
00:54:41
or is it a private company?
00:54:42
I don't think it's a publicly traded.
00:54:44
I don't know if they wouldn't make any money.
00:54:47
If it's a totally private company, who would buy that stuff.
00:54:50
This is probably unpopular,
00:54:51
but they can get rid of them for whatever reason they want
00:54:53
know for to make sense, which sucks for sure.
00:54:56
Him And you know, it'll probably make his podcast bigger than ever for sure.
00:55:01
No, it's extremely successful and it's usually on the top of his game.
00:55:05
And we just gave you a shout out, so remember that?
00:55:07
Oh yeah, right.
00:55:08
We'll have a lot more people watching.
00:55:11
So we we jumped three since I last or four since I left.
00:55:15
So congratulations everyone call in if you want to talk or text,
00:55:18
you can text two of your pussy. You know, want to talk on the phone.
00:55:20
So my use is more of of problems. Problems?
00:55:23
Oh, shit.
00:55:24
It's pretty easy as of right now.
00:55:26
Or just total within the dynamic of the problem.
00:55:28
The concept of problems basic in general.
00:55:31
Mine would be money time, politics, and for the life of me,
00:55:36
I can't think of a fourth one that is that General
00:55:40
that was entitled Dysfunction.
00:55:42
I was going to say sex,
00:55:43
but I thought how selfish because I mean sex is no problem for me.
00:55:47
I was gonna say definitely one, but with time equate also death like
00:55:50
is either of you.
00:55:51
Yeah yeah it was good people in there. Yeah.
00:55:54
The march and time
00:55:56
when people are asked on their deathbed, you know typically they never say,
00:55:59
I wish I worked more.
00:56:00
I wish that they always wanted more time either to do, to vacation,
00:56:04
to spend with their loved ones.
00:56:05
They always wanted more time.
00:56:07
Obviously, I like to masturbate.
00:56:09
I just enjoy doing.
00:56:10
They wish they had more time to do so.
00:56:12
I think that's people think that time is a problem.
00:56:14
Although we misuse time, that's the more problem.
00:56:16
I would say. Then I'm in.
00:56:18
I assume most people are.
00:56:19
But the office space where he says I would do nothing, that's that's
00:56:23
kind of what I would do.
00:56:24
Not that I would do absolutely nothing, but I wouldn't do anything specific.
00:56:26
I do all kinds of stuff, but essentially I would kind of
00:56:30
just do nothing, you know, do your own purpose.
00:56:33
You're all go disco.
00:56:34
Yeah, exactly.
00:56:34
I go disco golfing.
00:56:35
I travel places. I'd work how you can.
00:56:38
But what if you're a person like me?
00:56:39
I get I know this sounds gay or corny, whatever you want to say,
00:56:43
but I get incredible enjoyment out of helping people.
00:56:45
That's why I kind of do it for a living.
00:56:48
So if I didn't have other
00:56:49
people to help and I did, you know, I'd be kind of my purpose.
00:56:53
Like I like helping people, but do I help myself for some reason?
00:56:57
Shouldn't doing customer service? I've shit on my end.
00:57:00
I find it grating. I don't.
00:57:02
I find it annoying.
00:57:03
I don't know why, but I'm generally someone who helps people.
00:57:07
My girlfriend's dad actually just had a deer.
00:57:09
We were supposed to go golfing with our friend and he had a deer and friggin.
00:57:15
They're up north, which is out west.
00:57:16
Did you eat it?
00:57:18
No, whatever.
00:57:19
But we went to pick them up and
00:57:21
helped me kill it.
00:57:23
But whatever it's
00:57:26
more you said,
00:57:29
you know, I don't.
00:57:30
I like to belittle people for their views because I feel like
00:57:33
I'm helping them to better viewpoints.
00:57:36
Yeah, I'm extremely generous, but it's only the specific people.
00:57:39
You got to deserve it.
00:57:40
Otherwise, I feel like you're going to take advantage of me.
00:57:43
And then I put up a front.
00:57:44
I put up a wall saying,
00:57:45
You got to break somebody down before you can build them up.
00:57:48
You got to wipe out everything, you know, all that religious crap,
00:57:51
all that, everything.
00:57:52
You think I slept it and I'm not myself with people right away.
00:57:56
You can tell. On the first episode I chimed in.
00:57:58
I feel like like my brow was kind of like this
00:57:59
because it's like, Who's this Brady motherfucker? Who is this
00:58:05
one thing about altruism?
00:58:07
There's no end to people who need help.
00:58:11
Altruism is this selfish model.
00:58:14
Do you think that, like, there could be an existence
00:58:17
like the free energy conversation shout out to a previous episode,
00:58:20
but like, could there be an existence where we just kind of go about it?
00:58:24
And then what's the dry?
00:58:25
Where's the dry?
00:58:26
What's the to do? Anything substantial?
00:58:29
Most people, most people these days just still sit around
00:58:32
and don't do a goddamn thing.
00:58:33
So what's going to motivate them when they have everything
00:58:36
just catered to them?
00:58:37
We're then going to probably turn into and change the next version of the human
00:58:41
species, which is just going to be a blob, you know,
00:58:44
which a lot of there are some blobs exist out there
00:58:48
wanting to stay out of the whips and change is motivation enough.
00:58:51
They don't need to get paid
00:58:53
worse than James.
00:58:54
What are you talking about?
00:58:56
If slavery.
00:58:58
Yes, thank anything.
00:58:59
If nobody ever if there is no motivation and we just do the hard
00:59:02
our slavery altruism turns into communism eventually.
00:59:07
And if we're just going to give everybody everything they need out of the goodness
00:59:10
of our heart, what you were saying is eventually they'll lose the drive now.
00:59:14
But when that happens, we can.
00:59:15
All right, We get out the whips and chains and the downfall of the miners.
00:59:19
The model doesn't work because of human nature.
00:59:21
The downfall of communism is that there is not enough to go around equally
00:59:25
for everyone to have a privileged lifestyle.
00:59:27
Enough is to go around equally to have everyone have a low class lifestyle.
00:59:33
I disagree.
00:59:34
Without zero point energy, we do have enough resources
00:59:37
for everyone to live lavish lifestyles.
00:59:40
But look at what's happening.
00:59:42
US struggling has brought us.
00:59:44
That's how we're able to stream on a fucking computer right now.
00:59:46
There would be no need to do all this if it wasn't for capital ism.
00:59:49
There would be no need for Zoom and all these other companies wouldn't
00:59:52
have such a huge uptake and all this streaming shit wouldn't
00:59:56
have a huge uptick because of COVID if not for the need.
01:00:00
Have these technologies.
01:00:01
If there was no need for any of this shit, we wouldn't be inventing anything.
01:00:05
Yeah, some of the cool stuff we have is
01:00:07
because the military has an interest and they were aliens.
01:00:11
But let's be honest, some of the cool stuff
01:00:12
we have is from slavery to like, you know, America.
01:00:15
That's true, etc..
01:00:16
Oh, shut the fuck up, bro.
01:00:18
You say America, you can see the weren't built by slaves.
01:00:22
Neither was America all together.
01:00:24
But it helped America.
01:00:27
It helped.
01:00:28
What about what about your iPhone?
01:00:30
China's China is working under slavery technically. So.
01:00:33
So we're taking. Yeah, you're taking the benefits of it right now.
01:00:36
Yeah, but China existed before American, so
01:00:39
how do we. I'm.
01:00:40
I'm agreeing. I'm not disappointed.
01:00:41
Blacks are more athletic than Chinese.
01:00:43
Yes, that's how that works, isn't it?
01:00:46
I want to disagree.
01:00:48
So other words
01:00:50
to our Mount Rushmore was
01:00:53
what was our Mount Rushmore approach is death.
01:00:56
So it's definitely sex, time, money.
01:01:01
There was one more
01:01:03
friends,
01:01:05
even images purpose.
01:01:07
It wasn't it
01:01:11
graven images.
01:01:12
LEDUFF If there's only three podcasts.
01:01:15
Oh, that that was it.
01:01:16
Memory, memory, memory. That was it
01:01:19
didn't.
01:01:22
That's my biggest problem lately.
01:01:24
Masturbation, you silly.
01:01:25
You can't remember shit.
01:01:31
So that was a problem.
01:01:32
That was definitely a low number.
01:01:34
I've got a few more problems to throw your way.
01:01:36
We got 14. You want to answer some dilemmas?
01:01:39
Numbers at the top. Let's go, bitches.
01:01:41
You got something to say? You can say it.
01:01:43
Let's define a problem without, you know, your rant too far.
01:01:46
Is a problem.
01:01:47
Something that you can overcome because that's kind of a hurdle or a challenge
01:01:51
is a problem.
01:01:52
Once a problem is solved, is it is it a paradox that it's not a problem anymore?
01:01:56
So it's like tomorrow.
01:01:57
It always by the time that you solve it, I like a good, tough problem
01:02:01
where you could justify either option
01:02:04
and and and every one of them's a false dichotomy
01:02:08
because there is always a third way out there.
01:02:13
Like that's not an option gun to your head.
01:02:16
Choose one or the other.
01:02:17
Kobayashi knocked the gun out of your hand,
01:02:20
you know, just like there's other there's another way.
01:02:23
There's always another way out of the box.
01:02:26
Kobayashi Maru,
01:02:28
can I ask you, what do you have a problem with heat right now?
01:02:30
Because I think I can see your breath.
01:02:33
Yeah.
01:02:33
Oh, and I just threw on a shirt.
01:02:36
I've got my Joey pants on.
01:02:38
And I ran out to the barn because I was late for the podcast,
01:02:42
so I'm freezing to death.
01:02:45
So this will be our last podcast
01:02:47
because I die now, thank God.
01:02:50
And you wished you had more to your problem.
01:02:52
Solve the problem. So
01:02:58
okay, it was worth it.
01:03:00
Drop in the chair. This is going to be Gary.
01:03:02
This is going to be one of Gary's problems at work
01:03:07
pulled on.
01:03:07
Why is there another link already in the office has to do with dildos?
01:03:11
Nope.
01:03:13
But this is going to be Gary's problem potentially at work here.
01:03:17
Pressing dildos at the Dildo factory.
01:03:21
How's that going?
01:03:23
I don't press them anymore.
01:03:24
I do the finishing touches and it's
01:03:28
touches. Yeah.
01:03:29
There's a tester. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:03:32
I'm attached to Dilbert.
01:03:36
The third one is Green button.
01:03:40
There you.
01:03:43
There are full screen.
01:03:44
There's got to be there. Yeah, it's at the bottom.
01:03:46
I found it. You got a good boy.
01:03:49
Yeah, boy.
01:03:50
What a good boy.
01:03:55
That's going to be you, Gary.
01:03:56
Over at
01:03:58
that. No,
01:03:59
it's like.
01:04:00
Oh, no, I'm surprised it's not a meeting.
01:04:02
And he's a big boy.
01:04:04
It's like, What can we say?
01:04:08
Great. Like, but why isn't it bleeding?
01:04:10
But it could be. Yeah, I've seen it.
01:04:13
There's no way it's too much.
01:04:15
Your body doesn't show you any pain.
01:04:17
Not yet.
01:04:18
I mean, so the adrenaline.
01:04:19
I mean, maybe I can pass out.
01:04:24
Yeah, If that was
01:04:24
fake, that was really good.
01:04:27
But what they could do, how she's dumping her arm
01:04:29
in there, It's like, very obvious that things already come.
01:04:31
I didn't think it was fake until I just watch it now.
01:04:33
But I don't go head to head to try and like I think she had opened it back up.
01:04:40
It might not be pressing down, you know, there might be a threshold
01:04:42
that it's just coming down to and going back up.
01:04:44
But she's reaching across sort of from the beginning where she like
01:04:47
because she's reaching across before the thing comes up.
01:04:51
So it's like it's like, how do you not see that coming down?
01:04:53
But I guess her periphery see now, see, you saw that now.
01:04:56
I think it's fake.
01:04:57
Why would anybody that works on the press ever have any reason to put your fucking
01:05:00
hand in through?
01:05:02
Well, this could be a foreign country.
01:05:04
Oh, wait there.
01:05:04
Oh, I didn't see that part. She was grabbing
01:05:07
you, grabbed the part or whatever.
01:05:09
And a lot of you look like if you can go
01:05:12
frame by frame as far as like, she's leaving something there.
01:05:15
But then for some reason shows her hand when I see it, she had some time.
01:05:19
So this end right here doesn't look like it lined up.
01:05:22
Exactly. Whatever. Supposed to sit in there.
01:05:24
So look like she's pushing the next one over line.
01:05:26
And that's not better. It's a mold.
01:05:29
It's a professional here.
01:05:31
What is it? Yes. I'm sorry.
01:05:32
I can come in, Please.
01:05:35
It's a mold.
01:05:38
Like 90% of our press operators are female as well.
01:05:42
Well, that doesn't actually work for me.
01:05:44
I think this one's a female, too.
01:05:45
That's why she made the mistake. I'm assuming it was a guy.
01:05:51
Excuse me, Geraldine.
01:05:52
Nicole.
01:05:53
No way do you look What's what now?
01:05:55
I think it's fake. Watch. Watch her arm movement.
01:05:57
When I do it real, she just resting it like.
01:05:59
And she doesn't react the way you think.
01:06:01
You tried to pull it out or something.
01:06:03
It's past it.
01:06:04
There wasn't that thing that was wrong there.
01:06:05
Think she's just resting it there for fun?
01:06:10
It was,
01:06:11
you know, it really hurt when it hit her in the head.
01:06:15
I thought that was me.
01:06:16
I instantly got a look at it. Right.
01:06:18
When you look at it, you go, Oh, shit.
01:06:21
And then try to pull your arm out immediately.
01:06:22
She's just kind of like going because my arms maybe fucked up.
01:06:25
Yeah, she doesn't feel it.
01:06:27
Maybe she doesn't feel it.
01:06:28
They were doing sporting events
01:06:30
like when a baseball was hitting a pitcher and stuff
01:06:32
and it looked like it was instant, but in slow motion it looked like
01:06:35
he was almost where it was. He'd get hit in any way. And he wait.
01:06:37
And he wait.
01:06:38
And then he'd go back and then you'd see the skin ripple.
01:06:41
So when it's slow motion, her reaction, I mean, with real time,
01:06:47
she's trying to hit the button.
01:06:48
Yeah. And it hit her in the head.
01:06:50
Look, it actually pressed her body down.
01:06:52
The the yellow part hits her in the head.
01:06:55
That would be the safeguarding
01:06:58
trying to get it that I think she was noticing it.
01:07:00
But then we go flopping it is instantly flop I don't know.
01:07:04
Yeah because your dude your bone now is flat It's like a little ribbon
01:07:09
Even if the bones not flat, at least the muscle probably
01:07:11
is all pressed out in the veins.
01:07:14
But you think that's probably going to be bleeding in a short time?
01:07:17
Oh yeah.
01:07:18
You ever get hit with a golf ball or anything?
01:07:20
Really hard?
01:07:20
It it turns white and you can it looks like you can see the bone
01:07:23
even though it's not and it does not bleed for a while.
01:07:27
No, I don't know that experience.
01:07:29
Grisly in the macabre, as promised.
01:07:35
Yeah.
01:07:35
So I don't know.
01:07:36
What does she do near the end of the second leg?
01:07:39
All right.
01:07:42
That's for the grisly, grisly tales of the macabre
01:07:45
You needed to play the flesh drains version for the last
01:07:48
four 4 seconds of this thing.
01:07:51
3 seconds.
01:07:53
So you're like, is arm kind of flops a little bit like this?
01:07:56
You know, it's like falling off like, you know, it literally pours
01:08:00
it literally pours down under the table because she can't she's got no muscle.
01:08:03
So it's just kind of like it falls and hits the first part right there.
01:08:08
And then it's just like holding it sort of.
01:08:10
And she's like, oh, no, how how can I fix this?
01:08:12
Imagine that her brain, her brain, she's probably like trying to squeeze it
01:08:15
or move it.
01:08:16
Yeah, I can I can make this better.
01:08:19
Right?
01:08:20
And then her stomach so gross.
01:08:21
And she's just burped out.
01:08:24
I couldn't find the video, but one of my one of my favorite manufacturing
01:08:28
fail videos is a Halo video where dude's picking up shit that's too heavy,
01:08:32
and the fork starts tipping forward
01:08:34
and some dipshit tries jumping on the back of it.
01:08:36
It's like as if his like 100 to £200 is going to it down.
01:08:41
And so when it when it looks back, it when it looks forward, it throws him up
01:08:47
and then he ends up the, the load comes off of it.
01:08:51
At that point it's already in reverse.
01:08:53
And so once it lands back on its tires,
01:08:54
it runs the guy over and it fucking kills him.
01:08:57
And it's like, Buddy, when you going to save the day?
01:09:00
So I don't know why you thought you would, but you just killed yourself like
01:09:04
a halo.
01:09:04
As those counterweights are extremely heavy here,
01:09:07
You're £100 is not going to make a difference.
01:09:11
Trust me, I fucked around with them.
01:09:14
I said pick up that big halo to pick up a
01:09:17
two inch plate 96 by 144 inches the
01:09:24
invoice.
01:09:25
Math genius. Good. Quick.
01:09:27
Nine by 16 by 14.
01:09:31
And. And the halo.
01:09:33
If I didn't go slow, it would kind of
01:09:37
topple forward a little bit.
01:09:38
The one time I was backing up kind of stopped and I went down.
01:09:42
I just bailed off the fucking halo.
01:09:44
Technically, you're not supposed to
01:09:45
to be safe, but it's like, No, no, I know exactly what I'm doing.
01:09:47
I'm getting away from this thing. I'm getting away from everything.
01:09:50
But it just dropped the plane on the ground.
01:09:52
That's the worst thing that can happen in a
01:09:53
in a in a crane or high flying situation.
01:09:56
The item hits the ground.
01:09:57
And that's a best case scenario in the advent of emergency.
01:10:02
I have a stupid story similar to this.
01:10:04
I have a very quick story, but my only my only
01:10:08
I heard the story from somebody else, but they were saying that
01:10:11
they were driving two cranes and the two cranes had loads on them.
01:10:14
And when the loads they didn't realize they collided
01:10:17
and they went like this
01:10:18
and someone went in the middle them and tried to go like this
01:10:20
and he said that it's frickin real.
01:10:22
He saw just frickin crush his whole lower half of his body.
01:10:25
And yeah, he's a dipshit.
01:10:27
My story is fucking lame as fuck now, so I'm not going to say into it.
01:10:31
I just.
01:10:31
I survived.
01:10:32
I was just stupid as fuck.
01:10:34
Oh, I survived to see.
01:10:36
All right.
01:10:36
So I used to way back in the day, I used to wire robot control panels and shit.
01:10:40
They were like the back plate that went into the controls.
01:10:42
Is this thing on the screen?
01:10:43
Is this. You know, there was a panel.
01:10:46
That's great.
01:10:47
Thanks. There was one that was.
01:10:49
This is like a two door.
01:10:50
This is two doors, two cabinets wide.
01:10:52
This one was like six or seven cabinets wide.
01:10:54
And we were rolling it on to a frames with wheels
01:10:57
and there was a new guy in the front and I was in the back and some dumb ass
01:11:00
left there, air hose across the factory
01:11:03
and oh, and we hit it and we, we had resistance.
01:11:07
So I'm like,
01:11:09
What the fuck?
01:11:10
And he's like, It's all clear.
01:11:11
He gave me the thumbs up and he didn't know.
01:11:13
So we pushed it real hard, this thinking it was just a little notch in the cement.
01:11:17
But you cannot push these.
01:11:18
It was still heavy over an air hose, you know.
01:11:20
So his A-frame buckled.
01:11:22
He tried to catch it.
01:11:24
He got his fingers sliced, not chopped off, but almost.
01:11:28
And when I saw him trying to carry it, I knew the thing weighs tons
01:11:31
and it was going to just crush him.
01:11:32
So I put my little fucking £170 body, my arms on it,
01:11:36
and it picked like ten feet up in the air
01:11:38
because the whole thing is probably maybe 25 feet long.
01:11:41
And just because the A-frame, the way it was like that.
01:11:43
But he got, he got crushed. I got all torn up in the front.
01:11:46
Normally I would have jumped away,
01:11:47
but I saw him trying to catch it and I thought maybe I would help.
01:11:49
I put my weight on it
01:11:52
more or less.
01:11:53
Or those if you see industrial ship falling
01:11:54
or collapsing or crashing, get the fuck of the way you stand back.
01:11:58
Not even if you see it falling before it falls like you should, that
01:12:01
you should never be near anything that's like could fall on you.
01:12:05
You don't need to be.
01:12:06
And like my, my, my philosophy, my, my, my motto.
01:12:09
It was totally my fault. He was a new guy.
01:12:11
He thought if we just pushed hard, we'd pop the wheels of that huge
01:12:14
thing over a fucking air across the ground.
01:12:18
So my almost death, my almost death starting a manufacturing thing.
01:12:21
So there was some electricians doing some work and they wanted a boom crane
01:12:26
and the owner didn't want to get a boom crane,
01:12:28
so they used a scissor lift so they would go up to the scissor lift,
01:12:31
take the crane down to where they needed to do the work,
01:12:35
and then they would do the work and they drive back and come down and go up.
01:12:38
Well, the guy forgot the scissor lift was there.
01:12:40
I was in the middle of my world
01:12:42
and all the time the old dude that worked more in the front, there's two cranes
01:12:46
and all the time they do the old Do we use the front crane?
01:12:49
Sometimes there be a job that would be building
01:12:51
in front of his area, and so he'd have to use a back crane.
01:12:53
He would always forget that he was using the back crane and he'd bump
01:12:57
into the front crane. Not a big deal. There's big rubber bumpers on them.
01:12:59
The only problem that could be if there's a load on there
01:13:02
and someone's trying to do something, it could, but usually it wasn't.
01:13:05
And so we'd all just go, Oh, you know, just razzing the guy
01:13:08
like, Oh, you fucked up.
01:13:10
And so I heard
01:13:11
the sound from my experience of the cranes
01:13:14
bumping, and I'm in the middle of a well and I'm not going to stop.
01:13:17
I got more well to go.
01:13:18
And if you're a welder, you're not supposed to stop in the middle of your.
01:13:21
Well, if you do, you know, there's some processes that you need to follow
01:13:24
which really isn't that big of a deal,
01:13:25
but if you're you don't want to stop if you if you can.
01:13:28
But so I heard something that sounded like that.
01:13:32
I heard people go, Oh, and I'm like, they're probably Paul
01:13:35
just bump in the crane again.
01:13:36
Rest in peace. Paul But
01:13:39
he went home for a weekend and never came back.
01:13:41
But so. Oh, yeah,
01:13:45
yeah.
01:13:45
He's older guy.
01:13:46
Whatever.
01:13:49
And so
01:13:50
all of a sudden I just, just this building, building
01:13:53
really like and I'm like, okay, but I'm still almost done with my world.
01:13:57
I finish my well and then I flip up my hood and literally, like
01:14:00
four feet from me is the scissor lift on my table.
01:14:03
It knocked a bunch of shit all over the place.
01:14:05
It crushed a cabinet like I was four feet from potentially
01:14:09
being seriously injured or dead.
01:14:11
And it was funny because the ownership was kind of like
01:14:13
really
01:14:18
black Dragons News breaking
01:14:21
this just in the raw draw
01:14:25
survived.
01:14:26
Oh yeah.
01:14:28
Yeah. Disappointing.
01:14:30
I thought it was going to be one of those is kind of disappointing I promise.
01:14:34
Grisly stories of the cab making macaque Think of it.
01:14:38
They may be more grisly to think of him as alive and continue to haunt.
01:14:42
I was trying to find some grisly, morbid stories,
01:14:45
but I just couldn't find a lot of them.
01:14:47
It sucks. It's hard to find morbid shit.
01:14:49
I wanted to get there was one.
01:14:50
Do they like to chat?
01:14:53
What do you want to see? Something morbid.
01:14:55
Some at seriously press. So we covered physical problems.
01:14:57
We covered philosophy. Phyllis How do you say that?
01:15:00
Philosophical problems.
01:15:01
If political problems, what are the of problems like girl problems?
01:15:06
We're going to cover those. No,
01:15:10
there's no such thing
01:15:11
as first world problems.
01:15:15
The tap isn't as cold as I want it to be.
01:15:17
I know, right?
01:15:18
Thank God we're not over in hummus.
01:15:21
Or because that's some cocaine.
01:15:24
So the Catch 22 novel, that's.
01:15:26
That's not exactly.
01:15:27
I mean, we've turned it into
01:15:28
just something, a paradox that's unsolvable, but it really meant
01:15:32
in World War Two, the bombers were going to bombardiers.
01:15:36
They would request that, Hey, listen, I'm.
01:15:38
I'm crazy.
01:15:40
I'm absolutely crazy. I cannot fly on this.
01:15:42
But then they would label them as of course, anyone who would fly
01:15:46
these missions
01:15:46
would think they were crazy, so they wouldn't allow them
01:15:48
to label themselves as crazy and they would say, approved.
01:15:50
You're you're saying go on the mission.
01:15:52
So a catch 22, that's the Army labeled that for that condition.
01:15:56
Catch 22 when you were too crazy to fly a mission,
01:15:58
that meant, of course, you're going to act too crazy
01:16:01
because that's what a sane person would do.
01:16:03
You are qualified to fly the mission.
01:16:06
Ultimate paradox.
01:16:07
Love it.
01:16:10
So do we have any requests for gruesomeness?
01:16:14
Not particularly.
01:16:15
I was kind of mad, so I ran across one video.
01:16:17
It wasn't that great, but it was one of them free climbers.
01:16:20
And I love the people that free do that free climbing.
01:16:23
They climb them towers and all the buildings and shit and I'd never do that.
01:16:27
You people are fucking stupid. But I love them.
01:16:30
And then when I they die, I kind of don't get enjoyment, but I do.
01:16:34
I do chuckle a little inside.
01:16:36
I didn't find I want to find a good video.
01:16:38
There was not really much video because YouTube is pussy
01:16:42
and it's hard to find a good gruesome site.
01:16:43
Apparently Brady knows them,
01:16:44
but there was like a not that long ago there was some Asian dude.
01:16:48
Yeah he does know dark web here kiddy porn.
01:16:51
Dark web.
01:16:53
I'm just kidding.
01:16:53
Obviously I had mentioned WorldStar hip hop.
01:16:56
Just for the record. That's all I saw.
01:16:59
No, just the dude was free climbing and he kind of just did
01:17:03
one of those things where they hang off the building ledge from the roof
01:17:07
and just kind of like, do a couple of pull ups.
01:17:08
But he
01:17:09
he kind of looked like he was having a little bit of an issue getting back up.
01:17:12
And then you could tell when he started panicking and then he just kind of
01:17:16
he just kind of fell
01:17:19
far. Yeah,
01:17:20
you could tell he hit a terrorist because the view looked like there was
01:17:24
he would have fell and you wouldn't have heard him go, Oh, I can get all fucked up.
01:17:28
But you say he hit a terrorist.
01:17:30
Yeah. Yeah, he flew.
01:17:32
They're pretty serious.
01:17:34
That would be incredibly coincidental and lucky if turn it off with him.
01:17:38
That's like turning a problem into a solution.
01:17:41
That's how 911 happened. It's actually.
01:17:45
I have no idea what it just says.
01:17:47
Falls on
01:17:52
the death.
01:17:52
I think that's a video game over there.
01:17:54
Death falls.
01:17:59
I like when they fall over a railing and they got like
01:18:01
three other camera angles as he falls down the stairs.
01:18:03
I hope it changed his view. No. Oh, no.
01:18:06
You Guys think it's like morbid or weird to, like, watch stuff like death
01:18:10
videos and stuff because I feel like it's there's a human curiosity to it.
01:18:13
I don't feel like it's insane, right?
01:18:15
Like, it's I automatically think of the people that, you know, they're like, wow.
01:18:19
Like if it's public and somebody is connected or close to them, you know,
01:18:23
loved ones, I would feel horrible if somebody I cared about.
01:18:26
So I always feel guilty after and I usually don't, especially
01:18:30
the way like, like that one was clearly I mean I don't I think he only fell
01:18:35
from the fourth
01:18:35
floor, so he fell for four floors and it doesn't say he died.
01:18:39
So like, I don't want to watch a snuff film
01:18:41
where a lot of them get scrubbed.
01:18:44
There's like ticktock, live suicides and shit like that that people have done.
01:18:48
And I tried to find one or two, but I'm going to really date myself.
01:18:52
Maybe Gary remembers, because he's a he's 50
01:18:55
death after death, something that death throes.
01:18:58
I tried.
01:18:58
I Googled pieces of death, and
01:19:01
there were like four of them.
01:19:02
And they say most of those were fake or,
01:19:05
well, you know, as this staged as a sketch.
01:19:07
But every time, you know, weird.
01:19:09
That was at the time that was on a VHS, I was this weird underground thing,
01:19:14
like I was kind of young.
01:19:15
So it was really like I'd never seen anything like it.
01:19:18
And then the other is a deep curiosity there.
01:19:21
When there's a traffic accidents on southbound
01:19:25
I-75, northbound lanes back up.
01:19:29
It's called a Gawker back up. Yeah, Yeah.
01:19:32
This is a morbid curiosity for me.
01:19:34
It's more like a like what was a number one.
01:19:37
It's like, what was that like? Number two, You're a fucking idiot.
01:19:39
Why are you doing that? Like, I don't know.
01:19:41
Makes me feel better on myself because it's like,
01:19:43
Oh, maybe I'm not so stupid, but plus, it's an A.
01:19:46
I saw a guy die on the road, and I.
01:19:49
It changed.
01:19:51
It changed my me feel like, okay,
01:19:54
So I was driving home north on my own at 18 Mile Road.
01:19:57
A motorcycle just passed me, got just T-boned and.
01:20:03
I pulled into the gas station
01:20:05
to get around the thing because it was it was blocking the intersection.
01:20:09
And I pulled around just in time to see
01:20:13
his feet were facing the wrong direction.
01:20:15
He went to sit up, saw that his heels instead of his feet were in front of him.
01:20:21
And I think I saw him his last breath
01:20:24
got home, you know, 40 seconds later.
01:20:27
And I walked in and my wife said, You're white is a ghost.
01:20:30
What happened?
01:20:31
She knew that I just saw something, just seeing something grisly.
01:20:35
And it was it was gross.
01:20:38
It it it it made me
01:20:41
nauseous.
01:20:42
You are a human being.
01:20:45
Yeah.
01:20:46
Turns out well, you know, it makes you reduce, you know.
01:20:50
You know, it feels better.
01:20:52
You know?
01:20:56
Black dreads News breaking news
01:21:01
flash is a human being.
01:21:02
You guys are confusing me on Who's this?
01:21:04
Justin, whoever I thought he was going to say, but he didn't.
01:21:07
Whoever says the breaking news cue is getting the freaking close up.
01:21:10
That's just going to work that way.
01:21:12
Breaking Jews in Israel.
01:21:16
I can't find any.
01:21:16
But now they're breaking Jews.
01:21:18
Hamas.
01:21:22
I don't have a nice jaw
01:21:23
and I don't have a cash register sound yet, but I will next week.
01:21:29
Yeah, you better hold it on that
01:21:32
for putting a note in my note.
01:21:37
My big takeaway about the LeBoeuf story or the La
01:21:40
Duff story was you can make money, make it a podcast.
01:21:45
Yeah, if you're really good at it.
01:21:46
Like Charlie LEDUFF, if you got the clout that Charlie Duffy has,
01:21:49
if you have the years of experience like Charlie LEDUFF has and a multi
01:21:54
multiple maybe to his life
01:21:56
newspaper and what newspaper, television
01:21:59
and podcasts, so very successful gentlemen.
01:22:05
So what do you think the energy is in the city of Detroit too?
01:22:07
He actually lives in Detroit.
01:22:09
So what do you think the internet says?
01:22:11
If I ask you what the biggest problems in the world are today, and that's
01:22:15
you think it's like Family Feud, War?
01:22:18
Who how long ago
01:22:20
was Stalin's famine?
01:22:22
One at a time.
01:22:23
The way we have to do it, you know, remember,
01:22:25
this is a show we can we can stretch it out a couple of minutes.
01:22:28
We don't have to do. Oh, okay.
01:22:30
So a family feud.
01:22:31
You said war.
01:22:32
War is.
01:22:35
I'm already past ten.
01:22:36
I don't really.
01:22:38
You'd think it would be on here, right?
01:22:39
Cougars got 15. 15 is nuclear war.
01:22:43
Gary's going to and I war, General poverty.
01:22:47
You know you talking about
01:22:48
poverty is number nine including winning those in four sites.
01:22:52
So you pass. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
01:22:54
Do you pass a good pass?
01:22:56
Do you get a pass?
01:22:57
Can't pass. I'm going to pass.
01:22:59
They never pass. I'm passing.
01:23:01
I whenever I play the video game, I put it right because you can always pick one.
01:23:05
Pick up what they can't figure out. Yeah, just one.
01:23:07
I just need one now.
01:23:09
These flood ruins. All right, three strikes.
01:23:11
Then we'll go with these problems and things.
01:23:15
We asked. Yeah, we asked one word.
01:23:17
I'm sorry.
01:23:17
We have 6,888,007.
01:23:20
What did you say?
01:23:23
What are the biggest problems facing the world today?
01:23:25
And this was four years ago.
01:23:26
This this is from April 20, 23.
01:23:29
What a Gary.
01:23:30
So I should have up a he said poverty.
01:23:34
You said war, nuclear war.
01:23:35
I even gave you nuclear war. Hunger.
01:23:39
Hunger is number three.
01:23:42
But they made it all politically correct.
01:23:44
What do you think they call God?
01:23:45
Oh, fucking climate change.
01:23:47
Food and food and everyone else.
01:23:48
I went, I'll put on Trump number 100, hunger is called food.
01:23:52
Insecurity is the
01:23:54
number one rise in global terms is number two.
01:23:57
Oh, it's global warming. I said it.
01:23:59
Yeah, that was number two.
01:24:00
Ding. Meaning?
01:24:01
So no strikes so far.
01:24:02
Wait, did you say Trump or just six?
01:24:05
Yeah, uh, even That's kind of a joke, but I'll take it,
01:24:09
and I'm this not on their,
01:24:14
well, decent.
01:24:15
Well, no,
01:24:15
we won't give you disinformation is 20 that that can have to do with Trump un.
01:24:19
No is that is third strike that's zero strike.
01:24:22
Well that was one strike there is no way you're going to name number one.
01:24:24
Number one is still available.
01:24:26
Number one is still available.
01:24:27
There's 20 of these top 20 answers disease.
01:24:30
Well, nice jumping in and helping.
01:24:31
You know, he have it.
01:24:33
I probably would have guessed wrong
01:24:36
disease is not going to be number one.
01:24:37
Disease isn't even on there.
01:24:39
Oh, because we got vaccines and.
01:24:41
Oh, well, wait.
01:24:42
Well, you were real close to nine one there except for COVID.
01:24:46
No, the two major. Did you say COVID?
01:24:50
Clean water, number one, vaccines Endemics.
01:24:56
This was from I wish so many disease
01:24:58
earlier than they would have claimed that, number one, pandemic is not disease.
01:25:02
Diseases like having a heart or something.
01:25:05
And dying singly not of pandemic.
01:25:08
Well, while diseases may be a pandemic, pandemic is not diseases.
01:25:11
Sorry, the judges didn't give it to you. It's not my problem.
01:25:14
Are multiple pandemic options.
01:25:16
When you talk to Steve Harvey, it's his problem.
01:25:19
Is it?
01:25:20
What is it? What did you what was your answer?
01:25:22
Judge Steve Harvey is a good, good show on.
01:25:24
Hulu, dude.
01:25:26
All right. So let's go through the rest of your TV.
01:25:28
But for me, yeah.
01:25:30
Number three, threats to refugees.
01:25:32
Pestilence. Is that threats to refuse? What?
01:25:35
I don't care about gender inequality, Overconsumption, water scarcity,
01:25:39
threats to scarcity.
01:25:41
You live in Michigan.
01:25:42
Poverty is number nine. Wealth inequality
01:25:45
threats to children, rights
01:25:47
to avoidable deaths that could be diseases know.
01:25:51
Yes, that's were but again, the judges didn't give it to you.
01:25:54
Sorry.
01:25:55
Police brutality is 13.
01:25:57
Rising authoritarianism.
01:26:00
Nuclear war was 15 threats to biodiversity.
01:26:03
It was brutality over nuclear war.
01:26:06
Are you people fucking kidding me?
01:26:09
You know what you're looking for?
01:26:11
War is not really a problem. I'm more worried about getting hit.
01:26:14
I've only been beat up once and it was by an officer.
01:26:16
Only lost one fight and.
01:26:18
It was because I couldn't fucking fight back. Huh?
01:26:23
I mean, when you get comfortable, don't you tend to, like, pull away a little bit?
01:26:26
Because it's a weird feeling, but like,
01:26:28
they grab you and they hold you and you don't you don't want to
01:26:30
punch in them are good for the guns.
01:26:34
All right.
01:26:34
The last few threats to freedom of the press
01:26:36
and for that one should be that way at the top.
01:26:38
Cost of living,
01:26:40
extreme weather events.
01:26:41
They said heating up.
01:26:43
So So climate change is on there twice technically is to blame
01:26:48
is the weather phenomena, the random weather phenomena change.
01:26:52
Weather and climate are two different things.
01:26:55
No, they're not.
01:26:57
Yeah, they are.
01:26:57
After reading that, leading to my number one world
01:27:00
problem now is the overall intelligence of everyone.
01:27:03
Rent it, then go rent it.
01:27:06
It's unbelievable. That's all there is to it people.
01:27:08
It's idiot.
01:27:08
Idiocracy is here and it scares the shit out of me.
01:27:11
I've never been scared or,
01:27:12
you know, threatened until I see how I thought
01:27:15
if we just spoke the truth and informed everybody, then people would go duh.
01:27:19
But instead they're vilifying people that are that are speaking the truth.
01:27:23
Welcome to Rumble.
01:27:24
Best Brady rant ever.
01:27:28
No, I would say second guess.
01:27:32
You heard me this morning.
01:27:35
So I have this new problem.
01:27:36
I'm so infatuated with with flattery in the show.
01:27:40
She told me not to.
01:27:41
She told me not to hear this of beauty.
01:27:44
I'm having a problem now.
01:27:45
I'm asking my my wife to wear your shirt with face on it.
01:27:48
When we have intimacy.
01:27:52
Oh, but
01:27:54
you didn't get you didn't get one of those bikinis.
01:27:57
Now the shirt's good enough. I don't.
01:27:58
I don't want to see his face munching on her.
01:28:00
I just want to see his face close to my face when I'm right with her
01:28:05
and, like, put it up.
01:28:06
That's hilarious.
01:28:08
Keep in mind, I love my wife. She's gorgeous.
01:28:10
She's beautiful, She's irreplaceable.
01:28:11
And that was absolutely a joke.
01:28:13
But I also love large and it wasn't a joke at all.
01:28:16
You could replace her.
01:28:17
You actually could replace her.
01:28:18
It wouldn't be the same, but you could replace.
01:28:21
But that's the realistic, real the realism.
01:28:24
I'm a practical professional.
01:28:25
What's a practical person?
01:28:28
You know, I never I've never done that.
01:28:32
I say that publicly.
01:28:35
That was me.
01:28:37
I've never been in one and nobody's ever been in mine.
01:28:41
Anybody?
01:28:42
Anybody else on the show?
01:28:49
Not even a doctor.
01:28:50
Let's go.
01:28:52
Oh, no.
01:28:56
Anybody's watching.
01:28:57
Neither one of them can deny it.
01:29:01
Nearly they have to. Lord
01:29:06
Not that there's anything wrong.
01:29:09
You should be
01:29:12
such.
01:29:12
Well, is there a word for that?
01:29:14
Is there a word for sodomy? Virgin.
01:29:17
Oh. Oh, jeez.
01:29:20
St Oh, do you straight people do it?
01:29:26
I mean, chicks, but not dudes.
01:29:30
You know what I mean?
01:29:30
I've heard of that stuff. Seen it.
01:29:32
Oh Yeah, I know that we would do that.
01:29:34
Like, get pegged by other chicks for a while.
01:29:37
You went a different direction, so we're not literally thinking the girls asshole.
01:29:40
But yeah, I guess we could go with pegging.
01:29:42
There's some weird, like.
01:29:44
I don't understand that. You're like, why do you want
01:29:45
you want to be dominated by like, I don't know.
01:29:48
I don't. I don't understand that either.
01:29:51
I don't
01:29:51
understand people that like, I don't know.
01:29:55
You're like a little guy and your your chick is way bigger than you.
01:29:59
If you're into.
01:29:59
This is weird to me and share with us what is it is it a diamond thing?
01:30:02
Is it a sensation thing?
01:30:04
Why do you have dildos shoved into your ass to a man or a woman?
01:30:08
Does it have to be a woman to be pegging? Is it just gay?
01:30:10
If it's not, why would a man with a penis
01:30:12
have to strap something on unless it wasn't capable or big enough?
01:30:15
Well, I've joked in some of my favorite
01:30:18
hydrocarbons ABS is pretty much like, Hey, if if you're a lesbian
01:30:21
and you want to use a dildo and just use my dick
01:30:23
and I'll just kind of hang off to the side, you know, I won't say anything.
01:30:26
Yeah, I'll even act like
01:30:28
if you don't if you don't need me to be there, I'll act like I don't it.
01:30:32
You won't if you're gay too, you know, Why don't you let me jump into if I'm gay?
01:30:37
What if I'm gay?
01:30:37
How can I get with you lesbians?
01:30:40
Hey, I'm a homo too, right?
01:30:42
I'm not sure you lost me on that one.
01:30:45
Are you?
01:30:46
Are you a lesbian trapped in a man's body?
01:30:48
I've heard. That's not what I said. If I'm going to, why won't you jump me?
01:30:50
Let me jump in the sack with you.
01:30:51
Forget character bonds and all that react to smacked up black folks who act tough,
01:30:55
who run and scream when they try to ass fuck
01:30:58
like some like it did Michael Jackson
01:31:01
done Joy Sir, on another one, I'm sticking with the Olympic one.
01:31:05
Michael Jackson comes on one drummed in humped on my own
01:31:07
bum, bum, bum, bum smacking with the top of my cock Mom
01:31:10
internet television and lives on videotape Ring recorder
01:31:15
cameras Gamera gammas
01:31:18
fuck.
01:31:19
I don't remember the rest of the lyrics.
01:31:20
We play that song and
01:31:23
I had one cued up because I was just
01:31:25
in case you didn't have $0.01 Oh, I don't have.
01:31:29
Is it that time already?
01:31:32
I may have to be.
01:31:35
Is this going to play or is this maybe one of the ones
01:31:38
or the audio, the latest one
01:31:43
with a song?
01:31:45
Yeah, just one in your video feed.
01:31:48
Oh, it's over.
01:31:49
I'm like, this is ending.
01:31:51
Yeah.
01:31:52
He's your audio was all fuck this shouldn't be mean
01:31:57
all those
01:32:00
fucking fucked audio.
01:32:01
I have no idea what that like.
01:32:03
No I got you.
01:32:03
Hold on Give me
01:32:06
that dog bone you.
01:32:09
So why does it always lock me out of that fucking one channel?
01:32:12
The whole thing, Like every time.
01:32:12
I don't know where we go, so don't ask the world
01:32:16
what what your most important problems are.
01:32:19
One at a time.
01:32:20
Personally, personally in your life.
01:32:22
Today, October 23rd.
01:32:24
What is your biggest problem that you can share?
01:32:27
Oh, there's not one I can't pick.
01:32:29
I think one this one the biggest problem that you have.
01:32:32
Two the biggest one like for me personally within my circle, because like,
01:32:38
because I absorb the residual of the people around me,
01:32:41
it's it's unfortunately a pretty general question.
01:32:44
It could be could climate change, could be world peace, could be a hangnail.
01:32:49
I don't give a shit.
01:32:50
It's going to my mom's going to double knee surgery
01:32:52
because he's got knocking knees and so she's going to double knee surgery
01:32:55
in a couple of weeks here.
01:32:57
She's in her late sixties, so, you know, anything could happen.
01:33:01
I don't know. Recovery time over.
01:33:02
He does.
01:33:03
Well, she's a little scared, but fuck medical problems.
01:33:06
That's the fourth
01:33:07
health that we see.
01:33:08
Health. We didn't say health.
01:33:10
That's definitely me.
01:33:11
Me personally, I would just always, unfortunately, just kind of
01:33:14
see money and time because time is money and
01:33:19
I'm trying to look into potentially getting a house.
01:33:22
And I mean, that's kind of cool on my part.
01:33:24
Just because it's like I'm able to potentially,
01:33:26
I can assure you, once you get a house, housing, housing
01:33:30
disappear, interest rates are a little shitty.
01:33:33
So I don't know exactly what I'm going to do, but I could say within the next year
01:33:37
because you can take the loans out against you for one K now
01:33:40
for a housing payment.
01:33:41
And so I can actually put a decent down payment down in the market
01:33:44
is kind of shitty and I think that transferring
01:33:46
at least it from a41k into something
01:33:48
that's still equity like a house is not a bad transition.
01:33:52
Realistically, you need at least ten 10% of the cost of housing now.
01:33:56
Yeah,
01:33:57
but mostly, I mean it's going to happen, but we'll just see,
01:34:00
you know, when and where.
01:34:01
But they're afraid to.
01:34:03
Paraphrase you said money drama to not to be selfish
01:34:06
You said your family's medical problems let's kind of type one.
01:34:09
Gary Yeah
01:34:12
because I think as a white person in there made
01:34:14
I know I don't know why he's out of the white.
01:34:18
Yeah I made a yeah, my, my life is too good.
01:34:23
That's the biggest problem.
01:34:25
Just too, too good way too good.
01:34:28
This isn't a job interview.
01:34:29
I'm way too comfortable.
01:34:31
My problems.
01:34:32
I'm just too efficient. I'm just.
01:34:34
And I'm just way too far too efficient.
01:34:37
No two ways is smart, but for my own good.
01:34:40
What an honest answer.
01:34:42
I'm the type of person that I'll see.
01:34:43
A dog,
01:34:44
a nice sports car and go, Who's a fag that drives that, You know, like, let's.
01:34:48
I don't know. I point flaws in the nicest shit.
01:34:51
I don't know why. And so I've always gone right.
01:34:53
But that's how I end up being good because I'm overly critical of myself.
01:34:56
So that just, I don't know, I always feel like I'm trying to make up for something,
01:35:01
even though there's nothing to make up for.
01:35:03
You almost stole my answer.
01:35:05
So that makes it better.
01:35:06
I don't know.
01:35:06
I just kind of makes me better.
01:35:07
Other people,
01:35:10
Other people
01:35:12
from these other people also live here and have rights.
01:35:15
And I just.
01:35:16
I mean, well, if you want me, my ability to handle other people is diminishing.
01:35:21
Would you like me to leave the field?
01:35:22
I thought you were a little short with me earlier.
01:35:24
Just a minute.
01:35:25
You know, you can see on my face, if you watch back, you are short.
01:35:30
You are short of me.
01:35:30
You kind of were just like, basically, shut the fuck up as I interpreted it.
01:35:35
And I need to know earlier today I show you what I was saying earlier, but
01:35:40
there was a moment where you were just like, All right,
01:35:43
I to play that back, I wasn't even talking about people that I represent.
01:35:47
I thought I was I was for the dog.
01:35:49
I was just talking about strangers.
01:35:50
I can't sit there.
01:35:52
Rangers, half and half annoyed, half like, Oh, you're right.
01:35:55
Fuck it. I'm probably talking too much. God damn it,
01:35:58
We are battling stories.
01:35:59
And I trumped you. I jumped.
01:36:01
I jumped in front of you, Gary, to start talking. Enough.
01:36:03
Let me put him on.
01:36:04
I know what a dick face.
01:36:06
Yeah, I put on full screen. I'm going to go area.
01:36:09
He's like, I just can't believe I woke.
01:36:10
All right.
01:36:10
I can't believe I woke up for this.
01:36:13
Yeah, exactly.
01:36:16
I want to join Jurgen.
01:36:18
We. We.
01:36:20
Oh, he's on mute.
01:36:21
There you go.
01:36:22
Oh, the things are perfect.
01:36:24
That's great.
01:36:26
My biggest problem is Jaws. Go.
01:36:29
We we on screen. There's a button here.
01:36:32
I got Gary solo Brady solo, jaw solo, and then a glory hole.
01:36:37
So I hit that one.
01:36:38
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:36:40
That's. That's the good feed
01:36:43
that's for our patrons subscribers
01:36:48
and even says cock hands.
01:36:52
Oh, really?
01:36:52
Like Edward Scissorhands
01:36:54
except with cocks his glory hole looks a little bit fractal.
01:36:58
It does look fractal like we do
01:37:01
fractals next week
01:37:05
I've been we also
01:37:07
you are the boss and I don't know.
01:37:11
Okay you're going to come up with
01:37:13
whatever you want to do
01:37:16
which is 23 with Michael
01:37:18
Jordan's original play number, his jersey number.
01:37:21
We could let the picker. We'll pick 23.
01:37:23
Are you going to do Jordan?
01:37:24
Sorry, I cut you off.
01:37:27
No. He ended his career
01:37:29
with the Jersey number 45 for the Wizards.
01:37:34
So we're going to do this show.
01:37:35
45 for Michael Jordan.
01:37:38
Yeah.
01:37:39
No, we're going to do four show 45
01:37:42
next week.
01:37:46
Do me a unmute draw
01:37:50
What?
01:37:50
You want me to spin the wheel?
01:37:55
I don't know.
01:37:55
Can we can I go chase the shiny squirrel?
01:37:58
Did you was there a critter?
01:37:59
Did you find.
01:38:02
No, he's over there though.
01:38:04
Everybody wants to know the critter
01:38:09
no one wants to see.
01:38:10
So when this
01:38:13
the panda says, What's
01:38:14
going on over here, then?
01:38:18
So what's going on over your panda, huh?
01:38:23
Go Grizzlies Tales of the macabre.
01:38:25
And then he said a lot of deal talk over here.
01:38:27
I can't read the chat.
01:38:29
You guys got to chat more.
01:38:30
So it goes down lower and I can read it.
01:38:31
Well, it's because Gary works at a dealer factory.
01:38:33
That's why there's Dale.
01:38:34
They'll talk a little talk.
01:38:36
Gary, we should. You must be a homo homophobe.
01:38:38
You know what? That's on me.
01:38:40
We correct that. And
01:38:43
this guy's got a problem with dildo tag.
01:38:45
What a homophobe.
01:38:47
You don't like Fagots?
01:38:48
You got somewhere with sex?
01:38:50
Now we have given you.
01:38:53
It's about a religious guy.
01:38:54
It's our competition.
01:38:56
The fucking religious channel.
01:38:59
He's like heathens.
01:39:01
No, about stuff, hospitals
01:39:04
or anything like that.
01:39:06
But it's sort of like
01:39:10
he's killing me.
01:39:12
Is it going to give me something good?
01:39:16
It's like a little bubble.
01:39:18
I had that one.
01:39:19
Our biology we did.
01:39:20
But my biggest problem with biology is draw things.
01:39:24
It's intelligent design.
01:39:26
What are dufus?
01:39:27
What do you think it is you don't think that the administration
01:39:31
of nothing to human life is not intelligent
01:39:35
in itself.
01:39:39
It's directionless like it's a blind watchmaker.
01:39:42
I was it directionless.
01:39:43
It's it's towards prosperity.
01:39:48
Yes, but
01:39:50
nothing as specific is like an end result in mind.
01:39:53
It's bottom up.
01:39:54
It's best case of intelligent design is top bottoms up.
01:39:58
Biology is bottom up.
01:40:01
It's the opposite of intelligent.
01:40:04
So aliens wouldn't look like us at all.
01:40:05
Then they wouldn't be bipeds.
01:40:07
Are you saying we're going backwards?
01:40:08
It would actually end up looking exactly like us.
01:40:12
There is no intelligent design.
01:40:13
If there was no, why would they look exactly like us?
01:40:15
They may look completely retarded. A Blob.
01:40:17
Maybe we couldn't even see them there.
01:40:21
Yeah, there.
01:40:21
There are some other possibilities, but.
01:40:24
Okay, well then shut the fuck up.
01:40:27
Well, this is the thing that I've seen oc oc.
01:40:30
Our test sample of life in the universe is like taking an eyedropper
01:40:34
out of the ocean and looking inside the eyedropper
01:40:38
and saying, Oh, there's no whales in the ocean.
01:40:40
Yeah, but you would see bacteria, microbial stuff.
01:40:43
You'd see small organisms.
01:40:45
An organism organism is different, different.
01:40:47
But I think that
01:40:49
develops
01:40:50
anywhere and then there's all this shit in it.
01:40:53
So if I were to take the whole ocean, there's got to be all kinds of crap
01:40:57
in there.
01:40:57
Especially weird alien like life.
01:41:01
The creatures at the bottom of the ocean are very alien.
01:41:04
Like they go weird shit.
01:41:05
They got a glow like they they can.
01:41:08
Some of them just hovered towards volcanic activity because it's warmer over there.
01:41:12
That must suck, though, because it's almost like you're in a prison, you know?
01:41:15
And second, that stuff.
01:41:16
So I think they die because they don't know how to handle
01:41:17
the regular water temperature all the way down there.
01:41:21
Right.
01:41:23
Draw.
01:41:24
Shut up.
01:41:28
Okay.
01:41:30
What's going on over there then?
01:41:32
A lot of dildo talk over here.
01:41:34
That's sort of like the air voice. What you just said that
01:41:40
we jibber jabber them on the inside.
01:41:43
Do you like to play with stuffed animal jibber on my dirt floors?
01:41:50
I, uh.
01:41:52
Should violent video games be banned for children of certain ages?
01:41:57
If they display too much aggression and violence?
01:41:59
I grew up in.
01:42:00
The problem reading system we currently have is pretty adequate, right?
01:42:04
I grow in the prime of mature video games.
01:42:07
My oldest brother is six years five years older than me.
01:42:12
Acts like he's ten years younger than me, but he had access to a lot of shit
01:42:16
and so I was exposed to a lot of older shit at a younger age and
01:42:20
I didn't have an issue.
01:42:21
Hip hop music blowjob Betty
01:42:24
by two short when I was like 12 years old.
01:42:28
It's like I didn't.
01:42:29
It didn't, I didn't, it didn't absorb.
01:42:31
Maybe there were some deep shit out there that it would absorb into.
01:42:34
I don't know, but not me personally.
01:42:37
I think it's up to the parents and the child
01:42:39
because the parent, whoever's closest to the child, knows
01:42:41
if they're ready to handle shit like that or not.
01:42:46
I wasn't ready to handle it.
01:42:47
My brother was like, Hey, check out this video.
01:42:49
And it was a German Chinese radio
01:42:51
and it was like three couples
01:42:53
and even the dudes were shitting in each other's mouths
01:42:55
and blowing each other with shit all in their mouth.
01:42:57
How how old was he?
01:42:59
So that he wasn't a parent?
01:43:01
He was like 19, 20.
01:43:02
I was maybe like six, 15, 16
01:43:04
during show the video to say something about the rating system.
01:43:08
You want to show us the video
01:43:10
to say something about a rating system.
01:43:12
When I was, I was still on Hot Dog once I were you
01:43:15
were you old enough to to go to a record store?
01:43:18
Yeah. Yeah.
01:43:19
I tried to buy a Tupac All eyes on me from Harmony House
01:43:22
off of Shaner just before you get to Hall Road.
01:43:25
We didn't preview it. We didn't hear it except for the radio.
01:43:28
So we're like, when I wanted a new album,
01:43:29
I would leaf through and I'd be like, Ooh, explicit lyrics.
01:43:31
If it didn't even say that, I was like, It probably sucks.
01:43:33
I didn't even want it. Right?
01:43:34
Right. Kids use those labels more right now.
01:43:37
Honestly, when I was a fan of
01:43:39
Will Smith to the actor and the rapper, not so much these days, but
01:43:44
I was exposed to a lot of shit.
01:43:46
But no. Why not these days?
01:43:49
Because he's a weirdo and I always slept around the world.
01:43:51
I got
01:43:52
I kind of knew he was a weirdo way before that because his kids are fucking
01:43:55
weird as hell.
01:43:56
And so I just don't see the guy that I thought
01:44:00
raising children that would be that way.
01:44:01
And so I kind of started judging his parenting.
01:44:04
He must be a weirdo behind the scenes and come to find out
01:44:09
he's a weirdo behind the scenes.
01:44:11
Yeah.
01:44:12
Or he's just kind of a, I don't know, Seems like his wife's got it by the balls
01:44:16
and it's just like towing him around.
01:44:17
Harder than any fucking woman would ever toy around a dude.
01:44:21
Yeah. Didn't she just say something about Tupac again?
01:44:23
Like, Well, it's just she's releasing a memoir
01:44:25
or did release a memoir, and that kind of just tells
01:44:27
even more stories that would either embarrass Will Smith or
01:44:32
make him
01:44:33
so he has clout and he's you know, he said he'd say, keep it, keep my work.
01:44:38
And what else?
01:44:39
Keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth.
01:44:41
And she reveals in that memoir that she is
01:44:43
he they haven't been married technically since 2016.
01:44:45
They never got a divorce, but they have been living separately since 2016.
01:44:49
So when he says, Keep my wife's name out your mouth.
01:44:50
What are you talking about?
01:44:52
Dad? You must really love her.
01:44:53
That's also, I guess, of putting up with all that shit.
01:45:00
And I was going to Spinoza's
01:45:02
God when you talk about religion, I like to quote from Galileo.
01:45:07
Galileo said The purpose of science
01:45:11
is to determine how the heavens go.
01:45:15
The purpose of religion is to determine how to go to heaven.
01:45:20
So in other
01:45:21
words, science is about natural law.
01:45:24
It's about the laws of nature.
01:45:26
While religion is about ethics about how to go to heaven,
01:45:31
how to be a good person, how to earn the favor of God.
01:45:35
So you see, as long as you keep these two separate, there's no problem at all.
01:45:40
The problem occurs when people
01:45:43
from the natural sciences begin to pontificate about ethics.
01:45:47
Pontificate and when various people defecate about natural law.
01:45:52
That's where we get into trouble.
01:45:55
Now, the boundary of the to the question
01:45:58
arises, can you prove the existence of God?
01:46:03
Well, first of all, let's be clear about this.
01:46:05
There are two kinds of God, Einstein with Spinoza's God,
01:46:10
two kinds of God.
01:46:12
The first God is a personal God, the God that you pray to,
01:46:16
the God that gives you your bicycle for Christmas, by God,
01:46:19
the God that smite the Philistines and destroys your enemies.
01:46:23
My God, the personal God, personal Einstein.
01:46:26
I believe that the God of the universe created us
01:46:29
just so you can get that wagon for Christmas present.
01:46:33
You see, Einstein believed in another God.
01:46:36
The God of Spinoza, the God of Spinoza's God.
01:46:39
Order harmony.
01:46:41
The universe could have been random.
01:46:43
It could have been chaotic, it could have been messy.
01:46:46
But the universe is actually quite elegant, quite simple,
01:46:50
and in fact is gorgeous.
01:46:52
You can put the laws of physics as we know them on a simple sheet of paper
01:46:57
amazing didn't have to be that way.
01:47:00
Therefore, you
01:47:01
ask the question, Is the existence of God provable?
01:47:04
Well, what is science scientist based on things
01:47:08
that are testable, reproducible and falsifiable?
01:47:11
But you see, the existence of God is not testable, it's not reproducible.
01:47:17
You cannot reproduce God at will.
01:47:20
You cannot put an angel inside a box
01:47:23
and demand that miracles take place.
01:47:27
It doesn't work that way.
01:47:29
That's why religion is based on faith
01:47:31
rather than things that are objectively
01:47:34
testable falsifiable and reproducible.
01:47:38
Now that doesn't mean that God doesn't exist.
01:47:41
I don't know.
01:47:42
I don't know if God is different.
01:47:44
All I'm saying is that science is limited
01:47:48
by looking at what is testable, reproducible and falsifiable.
01:47:53
There are areas where you push the boundaries of that.
01:47:57
Like the Big Bang, you cannot reproduce the Big bang,
01:48:00
you cannot test the Big Bang.
01:48:03
It's like a detective story.
01:48:04
You can only look at the clues, the clues left over from the Big Bang.
01:48:09
So to calculate the instant of creation is in
01:48:12
some sense outside science because it's not reproducible.
01:48:16
You cannot reproduce the Big Bang,
01:48:18
but you can then trace the history of what happened afterwards.
01:48:23
And that's where a lot of science.
01:48:35
That was awesome.
01:48:38
Well, all right.
01:48:39
How long before he said Spinoza's God, did I say Spinoza's God?
01:48:43
You said it first,
01:48:46
that what you said?
01:48:47
Is that what you're asking
01:48:50
goes enough
01:48:52
a dog bones in the church.
01:48:54
But you don't have to roll the pope right now.
01:48:56
But Oh, yeah, I do that.
01:48:59
I'm going to investigate the critter.
01:49:01
There was a critter again.
01:49:04
Oh, yeah, Yeah, I just saw it.
01:49:07
So. Yeah, the.
01:49:17
I'm thinking it's going to play.
01:49:18
Okay.
01:49:19
It might
01:49:24
do. Yes.
01:49:27
Horrible. Horrible.
01:49:29
So that's one's no good God to admit,
01:49:37
fuck me, it is not knowing how to finish it.
01:49:39
And I think
01:49:42
it could be kind of how wrong you
01:49:46
would be. Maybe in this world,
01:50:05
Bonds's world,
01:50:11
bringing you
01:50:12
to kill the kid as soon as he gets back.
01:50:15
His beats are repetitive
01:50:20
fagot fagot.
01:50:25
What about you?
01:50:25
I doing the flood rams wrap over the frame and kill the shit instrumental
01:50:31
breeding experience.
01:50:32
But he's he's a horrible, horrible,
01:50:37
horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible.
01:50:40
Here we go.
01:50:41
Shoot,
01:50:43
motherfucker.
01:50:47
I don't want a horrible,
01:50:49
horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible.
01:50:54
I like little boys, Peewee Gibbler. All
01:50:58
we ever really timbers.
01:51:04
Horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible.
01:51:11
Dude,
01:51:12
undo this down
01:51:18
because we
01:51:23
it's just turn it off.
01:51:25
But what this would be
01:51:31
near anything
01:51:33
is just be
01:51:37
what it a loop to be
01:51:43
or do the words change.
01:51:45
No there was no words
01:51:46
because the production some dipshit didn't know what he was doing back then.
01:51:50
15 years ago
01:51:52
I had a word.
01:51:53
I heard words. You didn't hear what I wouldn't hear in words.
01:51:56
I mean, hold on. I was.
01:51:58
I was here in Scott.
01:52:00
Really? Yeah. Just got it.
01:52:01
Oh, there were more words.
01:52:04
I mean, Edwards and B, Yeah, I was about, to me, draw.
01:52:08
I always jibber you and your man.
01:52:10
Me Take me, take me, Jabber Technically, now jibber
01:52:15
jabber you slinks.
01:52:16
I love how jabber jibber jabber jibber all over my dripping wet jibber you hot
01:52:21
man Rod fuck me my wet jibber now harder jibber jabber
01:52:25
slow down jibber jabber.
01:52:30
Oh, I like.
01:52:32
I like the way, uh, Gary or air Gary has sex like Scooby Doo.
01:52:37
That was Gary.
01:52:38
Gary right in the middle.
01:52:39
He's like those resorts, Ewings, Ewing.
01:52:45
Is that what you say we
01:52:46
might take, Scoob
01:52:50
now and then realize what Scooby Snacks really were?
01:52:54
Okay.
01:52:56
That's why I was hanging out in the back of the van.
01:52:58
Nobody could see him, so.
01:53:00
Well, isn't that bestiality, though?
01:53:01
Because even though he could talk, he was a dog.
01:53:05
Yeah, that's right. Yeah.
01:53:06
And they clearly loved each other.
01:53:08
Like another relationship I've witnessed.
01:53:10
That's a little bit awkward, Gary. Yeah,
01:53:14
So I'm sure I'm sure everyone has their conversations
01:53:16
with Chad, but that was part of my conversation.
01:53:19
I was trying to liken homosexuality of, you know,
01:53:23
oh, people, because he was like, Oh, you, you love whoever you love.
01:53:27
And it's like, I agree.
01:53:28
So, like, what if I love a little child or an animal?
01:53:30
And they're like, well, they can't really consent.
01:53:32
And I'm like, well, what if they love it? You know, what if they're into it?
01:53:34
And it's like, Well, it's not illegal, it's not legal.
01:53:37
And I'm like, Well, in some countries it actually is legal.
01:53:40
And they're like, Well, there's different countries
01:53:41
that I was trying to catch it, but it in an open air lube at some point,
01:53:47
eventually like just air out too.
01:53:49
And bail. Yeah, it'll be like a start over.
01:53:51
You're just you know, because you can regenerate.
01:53:54
So I asked it's something similar.
01:53:56
It's not not exactly similar to that but in the similar, you know, it was
01:53:59
I can't answer that.
01:54:01
And I just said regenerate in like two out of four times.
01:54:03
That answered it just fine.
01:54:04
So it's not even consistent
01:54:05
with a true purpose or differently or was it the same exact
01:54:08
you just you hit the regenerate.
01:54:09
It's the same question, which is okay, No, no, I got you.
01:54:12
Yeah, yeah I do that with like by argument they do a rap or something or a poem
01:54:17
or tell a story.
01:54:20
It's an amazing tool.
01:54:22
Yeah.
01:54:22
No, I came up with plenty of good content about Rick and I.
01:54:27
Gary's at the time because that's when that first came out.
01:54:32
I can maybe pull a poem.
01:54:34
I think I went through all my videos on my lists here.
01:54:37
I mean, we're live streamed in, the live streams ended,
01:54:40
but if I want to take that I could easily find some shit. You
01:54:45
there's some weird people that just do some weird shit on TikTok those
01:54:49
what do you call that?
01:54:49
The whole voice thing where they do all this right?
01:54:52
Ask them
01:54:54
like touch in different like and there's a there's like
01:54:57
these people are just weird.
01:54:58
Like I'm standing in front of a microphone and like, do just doing this.
01:55:01
Let's, let's not do that.
01:55:03
Let's please, this is just so weird.
01:55:05
It is
01:55:07
what always got me and my girlfriend always would show me
01:55:09
is like the weird anime bitches that were like,
01:55:13
you. I knew that
01:55:16
like, you know, anime, the
01:55:18
RPG, video games, they end up in like a loop.
01:55:20
The character, they only animate so much and so it repeats it and they, like,
01:55:24
have the same mannerisms they do like, you know.
01:55:28
So thank you.
01:55:30
It's very weird.
01:55:30
But these people make all kinds of money off this shit.
01:55:32
It's just it's creepy.
01:55:34
And then sometimes if you can find them,
01:55:36
especially late at night, there's like, drug there's like, drug people
01:55:39
that are just totally fucking balls and shit and.
01:55:43
Yeah, that's funny.
01:55:44
That's funny. Tick tock is kind of weird.
01:55:46
You can always find there's nothing like normal on there that you come across.
01:55:49
It's very rare you find something normal.
01:55:52
Well, because it's designed to.
01:55:54
If you look at the tick tock in China, it's
01:55:58
wonderful here.
01:56:00
It just makes people stupid.
01:56:02
And no attention span.
01:56:03
You just go through the live stream and what's recommended
01:56:05
and what gets the most hits is the weirdest, dumbest shit.
01:56:08
It's the most morbid looking people.
01:56:10
The one like, yeah, it was just there's a book.
01:56:12
And then I was watching is, Oh, there's a delivery driver.
01:56:16
She pulls up to the house and she's supposedly
01:56:18
so pissed because she didn't get a tip.
01:56:19
So there's this three minute argument and it's like on top of tick tock,
01:56:23
tick tock, corrected it and told me that you should look on this other
01:56:27
other videos on this person's channel because they basically act out.
01:56:31
Everything's fake, is what I'm saying.
01:56:34
And when you look at they were doing these how to videos,
01:56:37
they were getting two or 300 views and then they started doing these fake,
01:56:39
you know, I can I can
01:56:41
I can spy bullshit pretty good when I see and I think you guys can do the same.
01:56:44
Well, there was one where the teacher.
01:56:45
Teacher, Mark, the student, I'm sick.
01:56:48
You not listening to that one went viral.
01:56:51
It's all just staged.
01:56:54
You ever see the Tourette's worse?
01:56:57
Oh, so there are people, like, so
01:57:01
much earlier, but they were like, Know she did.
01:57:03
Sure. My spirit know your politics.
01:57:05
I can just go through a lot of things.
01:57:06
Just pull up, tick tock and scroll through the life of the account, you know?
01:57:10
But I don't. I have an account.
01:57:13
Those are trends.
01:57:15
I don't know if I want to go on that account.
01:57:17
I just got through scroll through the livestream.
01:57:19
As of.
01:57:21
But there was like there's a couple they're putting doing.
01:57:24
This is a trans woman, a woman, and they're actually debating with people,
01:57:27
but you need to have enough views or some shit in order to stream live.
01:57:31
But I wouldn't mind having a conversation with these people.
01:57:34
Not that I hate them, but B, we're going to see penises, anything like that.
01:57:38
Some weird shit. I like the weirdest
01:57:42
thing is
01:57:42
somebody gets it as being gay, wrong, all these fucking weirdos.
01:57:46
There's a lot of like
01:57:49
being gay is wrong.
01:57:50
Yeah, but kids go through this app and this is what they deem to be important.
01:57:55
Honestly, I can't really see all these issues.
01:57:57
It's like there's nothing about hunger
01:57:59
or fucking talking about getting their vaccine real problem.
01:58:03
Yeah.
01:58:03
No, there's no education other than, like, the dumb shit that no one cares about
01:58:07
or should care about the fuck is this person going to open packages?
01:58:12
It's a it's a great content thing because these open cards and cards
01:58:16
and they're probably all tied together anyway,
01:58:19
if Hey, here we go right here.
01:58:21
I love that E-40 Oh, man. Come on, y'all.
01:58:24
A little thing. Oh, look real. Let's go.
01:58:27
Oh, what are we looking at in this review?
01:58:31
I don't know.
01:58:32
This is usually when I skipped in the next one.
01:58:35
Yeah, that's kind of crazy.
01:58:37
I've got a millennial station which is going to.
01:58:40
Come on, you got to scroll through this shit like a millennium.
01:58:45
I'm not in Iraq, okay?
01:58:47
I feel bad for this guy.
01:58:48
Keep going for gamers.
01:58:51
You can quickly the weirdo you look for. Find somebody that somebody.
01:58:54
That's weird. Wrong.
01:58:55
I have brought them a little bit.
01:58:57
You're like, but I'm good. Thanks.
01:58:59
Once she had a problem trick or treating
01:59:03
people do don't
01:59:06
I miss one more now
01:59:09
I ran across that bitch wants to amateurish as much
01:59:14
and just do this one rocks
01:59:17
I've seen that this video rocks Here's my
01:59:20
this is live it's rock video this should be like what's the difference
01:59:24
between a rock a gem from the crystal the crystallization of the
01:59:32
it's when we go
01:59:33
geode in which one is gay and the other one is the crystal
01:59:37
I was just seeing which, you know, crystal just means pattern. Wow.
01:59:41
Oh, shit.
01:59:42
It's not around my schedule.
01:59:45
I was just for Eric, you know?
01:59:47
How did you want to go?
01:59:49
Oh, I can't wait.
01:59:51
Yeah.
01:59:52
So who do you get? You got the essay, are you?
01:59:54
We're looking you right out of the package and in a fucking
01:59:58
order.
01:59:58
Are you on anyone that
02:00:01
blows in?
02:00:05
No, I have no idea what a good Pokemon card is.
02:00:09
I know, I know.
02:00:10
The music is no freaking loud.
02:00:14
Yeah, this is a bit too much.
02:00:15
Music is.
02:00:17
You want to get your message above the music, but for me
02:00:20
it's a bummer.
02:00:22
You guys like crank those that suck.
02:00:24
Yeah. Or segment,
02:00:27
which I do for a black chick, so.
02:00:29
But I'm married.
02:00:31
I don't know what that means. She she.
02:00:32
She's really attractive for a black gigolo.
02:00:34
Blackjack or.
02:00:37
Okay, so they have poking around in cards.
02:00:40
This is a box that says draw is real name.
02:00:44
I'm opening it.
02:00:45
Why Christmas present?
02:00:47
You have to And it's like Christmas
02:00:50
Rice Krispie treats
02:00:52
and there we go.
02:00:56
Well, we got get us the screen and try not to try.
02:01:01
You just answer.
02:01:03
Oh, my gosh.
02:01:04
It's my lucky day.
02:01:06
I got draws, hat and shirt.
02:01:08
Yeah, the muffin box.
02:01:12
What box?
02:01:13
Muffin box.
02:01:16
Okay,
02:01:18
it smells weird.
02:01:19
Well, you're sitting in a barn for weeks.
02:01:22
The stupid thing is, I saw a drawer
02:01:24
yesterday, and I forgot to bring that to.
02:01:28
This is your wrapping paper drawer?
02:01:29
That sounds like a problem.
02:01:32
Yeah, I was.
02:01:34
That was stupid.
02:01:35
I also just simply with that framing is completely professional drawer.
02:01:40
I love it.
02:01:41
I love it.
02:01:43
Oh, yeah.
02:01:45
Face the microphone.
02:01:47
What do you share?
02:01:48
You know, it just says tick tock GigaOM slash lives.
02:01:51
So how do I share the livestream of I'm already in it.
02:01:53
Fucking text. Nothing bullshit.
02:01:56
Fucking don't know.
02:01:57
I can put your screen on. I can if he's.
02:01:59
Well shut up.
02:02:00
Well he's trying to figure that out.
02:02:02
I'll share why I saw him draw enjoy yesterday
02:02:06
we went and played this golf and jug hit
02:02:10
a monumental putt on hole 18 to tie the game.
02:02:15
So we played a playoff hole
02:02:17
and I hit the game winner
02:02:21
focus and and
02:02:24
it's buffering.
02:02:27
It's the buffering
02:02:31
Trying to
02:02:32
find the clap on my button shifted over one.
02:02:36
This is the clap for carers
02:02:38
and after I'm two or three from the bird
02:02:41
and actually I remember doing which I think was even harder,
02:02:44
I like get a Facebook bad for them because I'm sure it was a horrific accident
02:02:48
and I get snort one hell of a couple
02:02:52
businesses are so there's you can do much damage.
02:02:55
Yeah but
02:02:56
on the good side though
02:02:58
he could make a career like being an actor on Planet of the Apes them, right?
02:03:01
I mean, why do you agree?
02:03:03
I mean, yes, vegetarians do a challenging start to my tastes.
02:03:09
Oh, never mind.
02:03:10
I thought you going to tell the story and anybody I leave my DMS open
02:03:13
for anybody that I don't know something need to message my floor.
02:03:16
That's mine. It's just a bunch of bullshit.
02:03:19
Jay Carson, I
02:03:20
just wanted to tell you something real quick.
02:03:24
Just make sure. So some of your mental health.
02:03:26
Because of your mental health.
02:03:29
Yeah.
02:03:29
Obviously he is, you know, having some hard time with that.
02:03:32
And due to that, whoever that is, I'm sure something that I don't.
02:03:37
My mental health is a problem.
02:03:39
It is because it's not definable.
02:03:41
There's no chemical test like there is in regular medical stuff.
02:03:44
There are people that genuinely need and get help.
02:03:48
Right.
02:03:49
I ran across this guy earlier.
02:03:51
That's counting to 1 million people
02:03:53
to go to sleep.
02:03:57
And people are watching close to ten
02:04:00
people watching, 167, as you said, 54.
02:04:04
This is just this earlier.
02:04:07
This is like 930. I was watching this. This became a person.
02:04:10
This is because you remember changing
02:04:15
to 1236 to 20.
02:04:18
He's barely saying it.
02:04:19
I mean, sure, it's tiring.
02:04:20
It's fucking 230 and 6221 and 1630.
02:04:26
Don't know what the fuck that means.
02:04:27
And so so a guy doing
02:04:31
something
02:04:33
like how much you really do money is like, you know, these are people
02:04:35
that are going to continue to almost anything.
02:04:39
I'm sitting on 24 ounces
02:04:42
to politics
02:04:44
because I'm just counting 58 down to somebody.
02:04:46
You can get to school, school schoolteacher, because that money
02:04:50
is, you know, 33 assistant on 74 and sitting down
02:04:53
75 and 60 doesn't 76 and 60, 77, 78.
02:04:58
I got to fucking mute him
02:05:01
money that, you know, 61 and 16. He's
02:05:05
going to
02:05:07
because I would have been forgotten.
02:05:09
Yeah.
02:05:10
Because I wouldn't. Yeah.
02:05:11
I've at least flubbed the first three numbers at some point.
02:05:13
Right.
02:05:16
So you want to talk to maybe 30 or 40, but then I start to get confused.
02:05:19
I would think this would be a great idea.
02:05:21
And you got to say the same number until you got about to 7000.
02:05:24
I'd be like, Fuck this.
02:05:25
I was just joking.
02:05:26
I'm not actually doing this.
02:05:30
Fucking weirdos, man.
02:05:32
How many people do you
02:05:35
consider him
02:05:38
know?
02:05:39
We just play his shit.
02:05:42
Forces versus NFL 66 games.
02:05:44
Just because of the thing doesn't mean we have to.
02:05:47
Or one, two, two, three, 166, three.
02:05:51
You just want to say
02:05:53
334 and 1630
02:05:59
and 16 those 38 and 1639
02:06:01
because he's doing that to 91 additional to 92 and that's what
02:06:07
94 and 60 to 95
02:06:09
and 60 to 96 out of 1597, that's going to be like two or three numbers.
02:06:13
And then I want to punch in those two nine.
02:06:15
I know if this is your kid
02:06:19
and your child's in, they're doing so much to do.
02:06:21
Those is going to close the door and go ahead and execute.
02:06:26
The tendency, if not enough quality, 22,003 is not going to support it.
02:06:29
Yeah, you know what?
02:06:31
This is something we need to do.
02:06:34
What do you do then?
02:06:35
I would fucking tell him what a waste and how stupid it is.
02:06:37
No, you be like, What are you doing that?
02:06:39
He's like, Dad, I got like 171 viewers.
02:06:41
And he'd be like, Oh, shit. Oh, fuck it. Keep going. Yeah,
02:06:45
I make I'm making four.
02:06:46
I make it four grand a day.
02:06:47
You want me to go to college?
02:06:48
Fuck you.
02:06:49
Okay.
02:06:54
Yeah.
02:06:55
That I don't counting. But so does he have to sleep?
02:06:57
Or it would be if you didn't stop to sleep earlier.
02:07:01
He was getting ready earlier.
02:07:03
He was putting rubber bands on a large rubber band ball while he was counting,
02:07:07
and I thought he was like counting rubber bands on the ball.
02:07:09
But obviously that the rubber band ball is done.
02:07:11
But the Rubber Man ball was like,
02:07:14
I don't know, not, not your atypical.
02:07:16
I got a rubber band ball over there.
02:07:17
It's tomorrow going to be and to be clear.
02:07:20
So you're right
02:07:20
you brought this up because you think Tick tock is a serious, serious problem.
02:07:24
Yeah. Yes.
02:07:26
There's some weird shit on here and it's promoted and the kids are on to
02:07:30
you drop them off as well.
02:07:33
So you know what?
02:07:33
There's a look at this. Good.
02:07:35
So this is just fake.
02:07:37
This bitch ain't working at McDonald's Like this is a fake that she set this up.
02:07:40
I'm sure
02:07:42
it's a fake McDonald's.
02:07:43
You bet.
02:07:44
She's just trying to TikTok
02:07:45
and she's trying to get people to learn how to listen to cut.
02:07:48
You're not allowed to cut touch their T-shirt like that.
02:07:52
Her biggest challenge
02:07:54
is that it would take two weeks to count to a million.
02:07:57
You can't go back to your age.
02:07:59
I imagine sitting here, right here and conceptualizing slather.
02:08:03
And I don't know how you guys came to that conclusion,
02:08:05
but imagine going, Oh, Flashdance is going to be Gary.
02:08:08
We're going to get him a fake cash register.
02:08:10
We're going to get him some fries at McDonald's fry box in the drink.
02:08:13
These are these long meals and just serve meals
02:08:17
instead of having conversations with our shows.
02:08:18
99 U Upside signals.
02:08:21
So I have I have repeatedly I've repeatedly each week tried.
02:08:27
I'm going to do that ridiculous problem.
02:08:29
But he insists on talking about something with substance.
02:08:33
And it may not be
02:08:34
that engaging in one talk about something of substance says person
02:08:38
to get Gary in a pink shirt many, many times.
02:08:41
Gary, you he's very good slash wrangler.
02:08:45
He used to do a bar in multiple drinks and you're going to wear the elbow hands
02:08:50
for just random drinks for yourself and get all fucked up.
02:08:53
And that's going to be the show
02:08:59
for me.
02:09:00
Similar to this,
02:09:02
you know, that's just me.
02:09:04
Gary made a comment how he can't stay awake for
02:09:07
how long did you say, Oh,
02:09:10
two weeks.
02:09:11
11 days will be two weeks.
02:09:13
It take you two weeks to count. 2 million.
02:09:15
11 days.
02:09:16
25 minutes is the longest somebody stayed up.
02:09:19
That's sort of the six now. And
02:09:22
people always think I'm
02:09:22
racist but I think the six track me she's not okay
02:09:25
so like this woman I came across clear before this one is just crying.
02:09:31
I don't know why
02:09:33
she got a hell of a scar or a red mark on her hand.
02:09:35
She just get positive energy.
02:09:37
Only she just came here to cry.
02:09:38
That's, you know, 462 washes, Women cry.
02:09:43
Maybe they're crying.
02:09:44
We're having white water problems right there.
02:09:48
She's Just her problem is let's let's assume her problem is
02:09:52
she has her pants and her shirt
02:09:55
probably don't match.
02:09:59
Oh, yeah.
02:10:00
I mean, perfectly.
02:10:01
She was doing this a few days just because I am.
02:10:05
Yes. My hair, her.
02:10:06
She's jogging.
02:10:07
She really saw both and didn't take either one.
02:10:10
Right. Right.
02:10:13
But what
02:10:13
brings you to come to our up
02:10:17
this morning?
02:10:18
Because you should pay for this.
02:10:21
All right, You guys should come out.
02:10:24
I'm going to have a bonfire. Oh, really?
02:10:27
Thanks to my friend.
02:10:29
You're. You asked me already. I'll be up. I'll be up.
02:10:32
You know how much more I got to drink?
02:10:36
I'm going to challenge on this.
02:10:37
I'll be in Marquette. It's not of North. It's not that far.
02:10:40
That's out of north. Marquette is in the Yukon.
02:10:41
That's up north. The U.P. is not up north.
02:10:45
Marquette isn't north. No.
02:10:47
What's wrong with you people? Let me reiterate.
02:10:49
A north is south.
02:10:51
What is this?
02:10:52
Oh, who lives here?
02:10:55
Someone come on, stream
02:10:57
it. Move it.
02:10:59
This is the is up.
02:11:00
More on the 45th parallel. Okay.
02:11:03
Even if they're on
02:11:06
a switch.
02:11:06
Anyway, this is a very common
02:11:10
demographic.
02:11:11
Do you think that
02:11:13
now because of music going.
02:11:16
Hey, come on, somebody come on stream.
02:11:18
What's happening is annoying that
02:11:27
maybe we're on
02:11:28
the basis of the gaming, is driving the kids out of the pool?
02:11:32
You know, apparently the general things people are going to more like
02:11:36
here are game Americans.
02:11:37
The people are actually shooting them as our industry goes.
02:11:40
But even though he was talking 30 donuts,
02:11:43
24 of them, it's all the talking monetary issues.
02:11:46
They spend money to get some type of credit.
02:11:49
They didn't get those credit figures.
02:11:51
And then they're going to take those credit cards,
02:11:54
which were most fucking Ponzi.
02:11:56
Not like
02:11:58
a money laundering those.
02:12:01
Oh, he's talking all those shoes and Snapchat like
02:12:06
commands and we show up on screen.
02:12:08
Yeah.
02:12:08
When I opened up tech that we have to play whatever.
02:12:11
Tick tock, tick tock shit went into arm fucking see your best to do that.
02:12:15
I'm I'm
02:12:17
almost there
02:12:19
because are either are either one of you pregnant.
02:12:23
I, I might be.
02:12:28
I've been trying to get knocked up
02:12:32
I'm going to close.
02:12:32
Tick tock just because it scares me.
02:12:34
I'm good
02:12:36
but you all I'm scared, taker.
02:12:38
I'm actually just waiting for that thing to come back
02:12:43
or another thing.
02:12:44
But the room. I want to know who owns the room.
02:12:46
I want to know who lives there.
02:12:50
Honest to God, that's
02:12:51
my goal, said the crying lady.
02:12:55
I thought you said you killed the ticktock and then you look,
02:12:57
you're an all your life.
02:13:01
You. Oh, it's back
02:13:04
and she he she just said you had to shut one
02:13:11
up. Was TAC
02:13:16
there?
02:13:18
What the fuck does that mean?
02:13:20
Doesn't everybody have growth mindset?
02:13:24
Growth mindset
02:13:31
or a growth mindset?
02:13:33
Does that means do three? Oh, hey, hey.
02:13:35
So a challenge is a problem so a growth mindset
02:13:38
is that you thrive on a problem
02:13:39
and don't see it as a failure, as a way to describe yourself.
02:13:41
What words are cut off? Hold on.
02:13:45
I like a good word.
02:13:46
A growth mindset means that you thrive in a challenge and you don't see a failure
02:13:49
as a way to describe yourself but as a springboard for growth.
02:13:52
Wow. That actually fits, right?
02:13:54
That fits in with our whole fucking thing,
02:13:57
right? Yeah.
02:13:57
You use a problem as an opportunity.
02:14:01
Yes. It's
02:14:02
traps in coaching, bootstraps in coaching, in sports.
02:14:05
You say a mistake isn't a mistake unless you make it twice.
02:14:09
You are nice.
02:14:15
But they also say some other stuff that if you accidentally say
02:14:17
something negative, you have to back it up with five positives that I was.
02:14:20
I was not good at that part.
02:14:23
Oh, okay.
02:14:24
I double that.
02:14:25
Ten positives.
02:14:26
Ten positives. Good luck trying to it.
02:14:28
Give your ten positives about this performance right now.
02:14:33
Okay.
02:14:34
You're not as stupid as you look.
02:14:36
So now give them ten more because that's a backhanded negative.
02:14:40
I know you are 19.
02:14:41
Okay. Okay. Draw.
02:14:43
You're not as stupid as I say.
02:14:45
I think we're stuck in a loop.
02:14:47
Oh, crap. Oh, here we go.
02:14:52
He. Yeah.
02:14:55
I have no rule.
02:14:55
I have no ranting on a growth mindset.
02:14:57
I think everybody should have one.
02:15:01
What?
02:15:04
Welcome to dig that.
02:15:05
I love that sound.
02:15:08
I know I'm going to sound
02:15:16
rude.
02:15:17
Pretty good. It's a woman, right?
02:15:19
What was it originally?
02:15:20
A woman? Oh, no, wait. I can't see it all.
02:15:23
Then do we not have that unflattering flat dragonfly?
02:15:26
We. We didn't ask.
02:15:28
So now we do.
02:15:29
Then we're going to move on.
02:15:30
We're going to keep going. Okay.
02:15:33
I'm not sure.
02:15:34
Is that a man or a woman with a
02:15:36
That's a woman with a beard because I'm sorry to
02:15:40
in that every single person
02:15:44
room just what you look and the only guy you go,
02:15:48
Oh, there are such thing as a hermaphrodite for me.
02:15:52
There are such things as a hermaphrodite.
02:15:54
Those that happen, I feel sympathy for those people.
02:15:58
Yes, not those people.
02:16:00
This is not one of those type of people.
02:16:02
This is someone who is mentally retarded.
02:16:04
And those people I've told the story and everything.
02:16:07
But do you say Bone? I'm sorry.
02:16:11
I used to go to bed at night wishing and praying I would up black.
02:16:15
You know why? Because all my favorite actors were black.
02:16:18
Almost were entertainers were black.
02:16:20
My favorite basketball players were black.
02:16:22
I thought if I could be black, then I could do something great in life.
02:16:27
And that's me growing up in suburban Detroit.
02:16:29
So I don't know. That's my generation.
02:16:32
That's how I saw life.
02:16:35
I know that I couldn't be black, though.
02:16:37
Did you want to be black?
02:16:38
That is why I had a wish to be black.
02:16:41
I didn't just go, Oh, I'm going to change myself to be black.
02:16:43
Like I had to learn.
02:16:44
What the fuck is this hair that keeps falling down?
02:16:51
Pubic hair?
02:16:53
No, it's a hair on my head.
02:16:54
I get falling through stupid backwards head all
02:17:02
What the hell?
02:17:09
You might not
02:17:10
let me process what you would do to a chick as well.
02:17:13
I just, I guess head traumas or problems.
02:17:16
Medical problems, Definitely.
02:17:20
I think that's on the Mount Rushmore, if you ask me.
02:17:22
What are what are the four four problems, Mount Rushmore of problems.
02:17:26
He his
02:17:28
penis size or sex.
02:17:29
Sure. Okay. And number two,
02:17:33
remember, there's no there's no order there.
02:17:36
Just.
02:17:36
Oh, penis.
02:17:42
I'm doing tarot cards. Joke
02:17:46
or let's not changing.
02:17:54
Good to see you, Roxy.
02:17:55
Very sweet.
02:17:58
What the hell is going on right now?
02:17:59
He's still okay.
02:18:01
Oh, I forgot about Gary Custer.
02:18:03
I should change that.
02:18:07
Yeah, I'm extremely happy to be.
02:18:10
I'm all kinds of crystals.
02:18:15
All kinds of crystals.
02:18:17
I like the pretty shiny babies that make me very happy.
02:18:19
I love me some Chinese Shanghainese.
02:18:23
Well, this is how many knees my birthstone, June,
02:18:28
because there was a phone number.
02:18:29
And that's I mean, because there were four refrigerants in the chain for it.
02:18:32
Okay, now,
02:18:37
look, I could do.
02:18:37
That's a shame.
02:18:38
What did you do?
02:18:39
Don't lie.
02:18:39
When you go live on three rings, three
02:18:44
it might take any user.
02:18:46
Is my sister doing okay? Oh,
02:18:51
we have like, what is the point of this thing doing this right now?
02:18:55
It's.
02:18:55
I don't do anything hers.
02:18:57
Oh, my.
02:18:59
Give me a second with that
02:19:03
one. What like it.
02:19:05
So kill the just do the celebrity
02:19:09
any any breaking news if not,
02:19:13
we'll just go through the people that died since last week.
02:19:16
People good and guys are still like we're going to
02:19:19
celebrity deathwatch.
02:19:22
I don't know any of these people.
02:19:25
Do you know Dave Courtney?
02:19:27
So he's got brass knuckles,
02:19:30
English gangster. All right.
02:19:32
I'm looking for him.
02:19:42
So what kind of problem
02:19:43
was a moment of absolute silence?
02:19:47
I think.
02:19:48
I think you're. Mike framing is a problem.
02:19:51
Yeah, well, I was hoping,
02:19:53
you know, like it.
02:19:55
Yeah. See you.
02:19:56
It's in front of your face.
02:19:57
It's in front of your face half the time.
02:20:01
Because when you're like me, when you pay attention, you're like, in frame it.
02:20:03
Then 10 minutes after talking, I'm like, over here.
02:20:05
So I'm
02:20:07
thinking when you happen to be,
02:20:11
I try to have a offset to the side like
02:20:17
I do too.
02:20:19
This would be a problem.
02:20:21
You hear me?
02:20:23
I can hear you, but I'm not.
02:20:24
I don't do it for you.
02:20:28
Not only is it a problem for you, this problem for me too.
02:20:31
I can't
02:20:32
hashtag me to
02:20:38
believe all women.
02:20:44
No, I don't know her either.
02:20:46
Oh. Oh.
02:20:50
What is happening here?
02:20:51
It's just not.
02:20:56
You are losing me.
02:21:00
Bert Young has passed.
02:21:03
Really? It was very young guy from Rocky,
02:21:06
who's been in the.
02:21:10
You know, he's the guy from Rocky,
02:21:12
the not the not the trainer, but the other the dickhead
02:21:16
from Rocky.
02:21:18
The guy.
02:21:20
Me mimic the guy. Yeah. Him.
02:21:22
That would have been Sylvester Stallone.
02:21:24
Yeah.
02:21:26
The 45.
02:21:27
The 45 King Do you know him.
02:21:29
Rapper D.J. Who?
02:21:34
Yeah.
02:21:34
Mike Jones 45 KING
02:21:38
The 45 KING
02:21:40
Don't know.
02:21:43
Who would have guessed that this guy died?
02:21:45
He looks perfectly healthy,
02:21:50
right?
02:21:50
Well, RJ, you talking about my stream?
02:21:55
You're watching Ticktock.
02:21:57
Yeah, I'm just flipping, flipping through.
02:21:59
Try to find something.
02:22:02
Can you turn off to talk?
02:22:04
Tick tock.
02:22:05
It's a problem.
02:22:06
We've already established that it is a problem.
02:22:08
There's a lot of.
02:22:09
Oh, I know.
02:22:09
Two more of these people Go back.
02:22:12
Gary got distracted by all the fucking written over and fucking to go
02:22:18
there, so
02:22:19
that's bad.
02:22:24
Okay, we'll
02:22:26
do one more ticktock as soon as you're done with that.
02:22:30
It's the fucking, you know, it's okay.
02:22:32
Go ahead.
02:22:33
I came across this bitch earlier on the enemies.
02:22:34
It was that. Would you like to animate loops?
02:22:37
Like if you're playing a role playing game, they only animate so much motion.
02:22:40
And so their motion, like kind of repeats and they like, do this, they mimic it.
02:22:44
It's fucking weird when she's dressed
02:22:47
like Harley Quinn, 1.7 K and it looks are
02:22:52
whatever they push, they do a heart, heart, heart, heart, heart.
02:22:55
Something signs something the same shit over again.
02:22:57
They just say whatever happened either. Yeah
02:23:02
So this is people are making fun of this a bit ago.
02:23:04
It's so stupid.
02:23:07
I guess they're making a lot of money.
02:23:09
At least a few people
02:23:11
here.
02:23:11
But what happens in this thread is over.
02:23:13
Then how do you know this?
02:23:15
How can you explain what you just said?
02:23:17
Does it really Well, maybe I'm stupid and I don't get it.
02:23:20
But what?
02:23:22
What makes it really? Well?
02:23:24
Like she was working on something else.
02:23:26
You were. You like it was of it. It's.
02:23:29
It looks like a way that would make that entertaining for me.
02:23:31
As if she was completely naked.
02:23:36
Oh, yeah.
02:23:37
It's like.
02:23:40
It's nuts.
02:23:40
Oh, it's also obviously, like, Guitar Hero.
02:23:43
But she's doing it, so.
02:23:45
Yeah.
02:23:45
Yes, it's if you play a role playing games in the friggin
02:23:50
late nineties, early 2000s, you're familiar with these anime animation loops
02:23:55
because the character be sitting there and there might be dialog
02:23:58
and you have to press through the dialog.
02:24:00
If you're pressing the dialog, your character's kind of sit there
02:24:02
and it kind of does these, these same loop motions
02:24:05
because they only program someone's motion sitting there
02:24:08
and it looks like the video, the way they move and their mannerisms,
02:24:13
they're like, it's the robotic nature of video game.
02:24:16
And that's what they're mimicking is that aspect.
02:24:19
And there's a bunch of fucking dudes who like get all heard all over.
02:24:22
This fucking shit is pretty much what it is.
02:24:25
I'm assuming of these people are old dudes, like whacking their dick around them.
02:24:30
Mm. Them.
02:24:32
Are you a mixture of insiders? Sure.
02:24:34
Aren't there people doing that stuff?
02:24:36
I know I am also
02:24:39
the Gary sent some good jack off
02:24:41
material on the chat and just go off chatter there.
02:24:44
We can never be satisfied as long as the Negro is the villain.
02:24:47
The unspeakable horrors of police brutality.
02:24:50
We can never be satisfied as long as our bodies, heavy
02:24:53
with the fatigue of travel, cannot gain lodging in the jabber
02:24:56
of the highways and the hotels of the cities.
02:25:00
Just want to taste that. Yes.
02:25:03
You know what the exact Like I have a dream this I have a dream that
02:25:08
here on the lawn.
02:25:10
I'm not exactly sure where that part happens in the speech.
02:25:13
So they actually said that speech in Detroit before he ever said
02:25:16
it publicly in that forum and recorded are not the lawn.
02:25:20
What's the big lake here between the Washington Monument in the capital?
02:25:23
What's that called? The plaza? No good.
02:25:28
The Shane Park.
02:25:31
That's called Aretha Franklin now, isn't it?
02:25:34
I think it is the urethra.
02:25:35
I know she owes a lot of money to some contractors.
02:25:39
She never paid contractors for what they did in her house.
02:25:43
Hamilton's, as consistently
02:25:44
said for quite a long time, and Catholics will be sorry.
02:25:47
I walked down.
02:25:48
She owes a lot of money, but then they renamed
02:25:50
Shane Park, Aretha Franklin Amphitheater.
02:25:54
GROSS So now there's fewer people getting
02:25:58
the Aretha Franklin
02:26:01
day when all of they get shot.
02:26:02
And Jane Workman and white men, Jews, Protestants and Catholics will be able
02:26:07
to join in choosing to records of late next to my favorite men and white men
02:26:12
from every state and every city.
02:26:14
We will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children, black
02:26:17
men and white men, Jews and Protestants and Catholics, will be able
02:26:21
to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual.
02:26:25
Free at last, free at last.
02:26:27
Thank God we are free at last.
02:26:38
Silence.
02:26:41
Jews and Gypsies, Jews and gypsies alike.
02:26:43
So clearly gypsies are Gentiles.
02:26:45
Right, right,
02:26:47
right.
02:26:47
Actually, jibber is our Smurf.
02:26:49
It's whatever you want it to be.
02:26:52
Right.
02:26:54
Algebra, you algebra of jibber
02:26:58
jabber will not give you a jab of ointment,
02:27:03
papaya or papaya.
02:27:05
Dude, you sound just like him.
02:27:10
I sound just like me.
02:27:12
Honestly, I think I've been talking to him more.
02:27:14
I've been talking to him more than you. You don't even.
02:27:16
You don't hear that?
02:27:17
Yeah.
02:27:17
You don't even want to see the private videos that I made.
02:27:21
Oh. Oh, nice.
02:27:23
You only sent a
02:27:27
you of the most annoying shit in the world
02:27:30
to these people. Do.
02:27:33
And just because we can't.
02:27:35
Because everyone,
02:27:36
the most we've seen so far, not even the hot chick was getting as much
02:27:40
over year.
02:27:43
What on earth
02:27:45
does that like already?
02:27:48
Like, it's more like, okay, what does that stand for?
02:27:51
The audio sound company?
02:27:56
No, that's what they claim.
02:27:57
It's not being a bunch of guys jerking off to it.
02:28:01
Yeah, that's all that's here.
02:28:02
I'm sure it looks like.
02:28:04
What, you two guys jerking off, so
02:28:08
I'm sure at least alternate
02:28:11
in response.
02:28:12
I'm one.
02:28:14
Hey, check it out in the first number.
02:28:16
Our talking about your back already and
02:28:20
it's not your brain this week.
02:28:23
This is a time of sensory murder.
02:28:24
Yeah, I mute.
02:28:25
We don't even hear her if she's making noise.
02:28:27
I couldn't handle the sound period or
02:28:31
need tic tac when the guy was.
02:28:32
I think I muted the tic tac
02:28:33
somewhere between 80 and 90 million when the guy was counting.
02:28:37
Yeah, but to just say Meridian response for 5 seconds ago.
02:28:43
Well,
02:28:44
maybe
02:28:46
I just threw up Tic tac.
02:28:48
Thank you.
02:28:50
How do I get to it?
02:28:51
There's a way I used to your description. You.
02:28:53
You know, you kept subscribing,
02:28:56
Cora.
02:28:57
We did somebody else last
02:29:01
this in our show this morning.
02:29:03
It ruin it for me.
02:29:08
I'm sorry. It's
02:29:11
just my answer.
02:29:12
And your
02:29:18
subscribers
02:29:21
just got a couple more.
02:29:22
Maybe all week if I fucking think I like.
02:29:25
There's even at the end, she still stays in character.
02:29:28
She's like, Thank you for
02:29:33
fucking crazy fucking people.
02:29:35
This is a thing.
02:29:36
Welcome to America.
02:29:40
It's not.
02:29:40
I mean Europe too.
02:29:41
I wasn't sure this happens. No,
02:29:45
I like to be stroked, but not in that way.
02:29:48
Would you like to see my thing? No.
02:29:51
Witch thing?
02:29:51
No, no, no problems.
02:29:55
No, no. Let's see it.
02:29:59
Let's see it. He's all talk to
02:30:03
your thing.
02:30:04
Whatever the fuck that means. I'm
02:30:08
going to make
02:30:10
you give us money.
02:30:12
Oh, okay.
02:30:12
Some are going to give you some more.
02:30:15
Fuck, yeah.
02:30:15
You hear those noises?
02:30:16
Those noises must be so attractive to you.
02:30:18
It just makes you more desperate.
02:30:22
From, like, last year, the most clicked.
02:30:23
Oh, my God. All six.
02:30:25
Oh, my God.
02:30:28
When is it? So last?
02:30:30
This like this?
02:30:31
Like the plants in her own town?
02:30:34
Sure.
02:30:34
I'm not sure if. If you determine if that's good or not.
02:30:37
Is that good? Was that. Did he do good?
02:30:39
I think that was pretty damn good compared to what those other people are doing on
02:30:42
par or better.
02:30:44
So are you supposed to get off?
02:30:45
Are you supposed to get all tingly? I'm confused. Oh, no.
02:30:51
I do this the whole show.
02:30:53
Maybe we'll get more listeners. I like it when my wife.
02:30:55
I like it when my wife touches me lately.
02:30:57
And I get I think they.
02:30:59
These are people that you should. Hold on, hold on. You're about to say.
02:31:01
And you get to.
02:31:02
I get I get yourself.
02:31:03
I like it. Obviously I like it. Yeah.
02:31:06
I think these are people that have no human contact, no human touch
02:31:10
that are like who? What does that. I've never felt that before.
02:31:12
Oh, this is amazing.
02:31:13
Please, I'll give you money. Do it some more.
02:31:15
You go out and meet people.
02:31:17
It's way more fulfilling.
02:31:19
Yeah, it's weird because the ASMR sounds are usually like the most cringe.
02:31:22
Fucking sounds like people eating and shit.
02:31:24
It's like, Yeah, all that noise,
02:31:28
the whispering.
02:31:29
I understand the whispering. I don't understand that.
02:31:32
I don't know. I feel the mouth and the nails and shit.
02:31:34
What do you get about the whispering?
02:31:36
What's what's awesome about the whispering that turns up? It's.
02:31:38
It doesn't turn me on. I get it.
02:31:40
You said you you.
02:31:42
It's.
02:31:43
It's important to get it. If it is.
02:31:45
Yeah. You listen to it. Let me back and explain.
02:31:48
If a girl is whispering to you, she's already that close to you.
02:31:51
So I can understand why a guy would like it. Or a girl.
02:31:53
If you're into that.
02:31:54
That's all I was saying.
02:31:56
She whispering, though, is my ears.
02:31:58
And also,
02:32:00
if you
02:32:02
fucking chew your food over, close your mouth.
02:32:05
You good?
02:32:06
If she's whispering, you know, the fucking Betty Crocker cookbook is
02:32:09
you going to get turned on over that? I don't think it would matter.
02:32:12
He's like, he doesn't care. As long as she's close to him.
02:32:15
She's never.
02:32:16
He's never the only thing he's ever heard a woman say is Get the fuck away from me.
02:32:21
So to have it all. Hi.
02:32:22
It's like you need two teaspoons of sugar
02:32:25
because it's Mexican border.
02:32:29
Fuck, fuck.
02:32:31
Look your pussy and you're putting Gary to sleep.
02:32:33
So he's. He's very relaxed.
02:32:35
He was already asleep before we got here.
02:32:38
Yeah, I was, though I actually
02:32:39
literally, he still got 17 viewers all of a sudden.
02:32:43
Holy shit. We went from 13 to 17.
02:32:45
It's working every day.
02:32:46
What I want to know.
02:32:48
No, absolutely.
02:32:51
That's our next show.
02:32:52
Fired around 23 as a no. It is not.
02:32:54
You do it, do it. Carry with the one thing.
02:32:58
Hey, what about graveyard? I'm
02:33:01
any graveyard.
02:33:03
Which one got you guys to watch?
02:33:04
Was in the pen in the cup or was it the Betty Crocker cookbook?
02:33:07
And then you crack three eggs.
02:33:08
Okay. Okay. Draw your segment.
02:33:11
Take out, whisk you. You mix the sugar.
02:33:13
Thank you very.
02:33:14
And you for doing it. Anything, too.
02:33:15
There we go. Anything to change the subject?
02:33:17
Oh, we just lost to fucking a goddamn it buddy.
02:33:24
Is it me?
02:33:27
Okay,
02:33:31
that's excellent.
02:33:33
Here we go.
02:33:35
We're walking.
02:33:36
How can we dig up tonight? Gary
02:33:39
All right, we got the oracle.
02:33:41
You're not physically. We're not. Actually, let me.
02:33:43
We could, because at some point I could grab a shovel and other people,
02:33:47
and those dead people's ancestors.
02:33:49
Well, I've moved on
02:33:52
the show and.
02:33:57
Oh, hell, yeah.
02:33:58
I love this one.
02:34:01
What is this?
02:34:04
Oh, no, that looks spooky.
02:34:07
Raven, The night owl. Who is it?
02:34:09
What does that behind you?
02:34:10
Could you guess the first name?
02:34:11
I'm going to say Alexander.
02:34:15
If it's a chick, it is a married Maryland constable.
02:34:18
Christina, Consider.
02:34:20
It is hard to read.
02:34:21
Yeah. Then things are all the suck.
02:34:23
That's what I'm saying.
02:34:24
They're going to dig up those plots, bury them people somewhere else or creamy.
02:34:27
I'm Amazon. So that part and somebody else.
02:34:28
Augustine Augustine is the first name.
02:34:31
You can tell it. There's not a lot of Augustine's nowadays.
02:34:35
What's the right date on that motherfucker?
02:34:39
1841.
02:34:40
You should make it your life's mission
02:34:42
to clean up those gravestones for those old dead people.
02:34:46
I almost knocked this one over. It is.
02:34:48
It is loose.
02:34:49
I here. I should know.
02:34:51
I never got the cue on the one. They didn't move. They.
02:34:53
Everybody sent in money for the Restore the Cemetery fund.
02:34:57
Yeah. We're going to clean up the mess.
02:34:59
We'll show you receipts. We will fix it all.
02:35:02
What is that shit?
02:35:02
Come on over here.
02:35:04
Honor and respect to the dead
02:35:06
way, please.
02:35:07
God damn it. What is it called?
02:35:10
Save the Open. This one.
02:35:12
Save the open one for Halloween.
02:35:13
Some type of acid. This one's
02:35:16
this one.
02:35:16
David A and Lucy and Holmes.
02:35:20
I like it.
02:35:21
That's a gangster. It's all cut out.
02:35:23
I like it when they're together as long as they got along.
02:35:25
Otherwise, what a what a pain.
02:35:27
1837 to 1923,
02:35:30
an 1835 to 19 1723.
02:35:34
And she lives six years after he did
02:35:37
the funeral, two years younger.
02:35:39
He had six years of peace. And then you're like, what?
02:35:41
You're you're marrying this battle ax next to me.
02:35:43
I got to listen to her bitch in the afterlife now.
02:35:45
So they're on top of each other, right?
02:35:47
So they had to take do they do do it on deeper.
02:35:49
They had a digger deeper.
02:35:51
My grandparents are a muslim and they're, like, shoved in, like,
02:35:55
next to each other, like one and then the other in front.
02:36:00
Cause we've never been because they're all pussies,
02:36:04
you know, the two pussy, the context, the numbers are
02:36:06
you don't have to say anything important you can shit on us.
02:36:09
Go ahead and make fun of Gary. Make fun of Brady.
02:36:11
Obviously, you can't make fun of me. I'm too cool.
02:36:13
Too much dildo talk.
02:36:15
Yeah, not enough dildos. It's creepy.
02:36:19
What is it?
02:36:19
You too.
02:36:21
What is that?
02:36:21
That is creepy as fuck.
02:36:22
The waiter here heads next to you too.
02:36:25
Which one's you? Which one is you?
02:36:27
Is that they got a weird creepy angel there.
02:36:31
I believe the term is that. Yeah.
02:36:32
Look, dude, it's got a beard. The term is.
02:36:35
Oh, it's got tits. What is that, a chick or a dude?
02:36:38
That's like.
02:36:38
Well, we were watching on Ticktock.
02:36:42
Is that a chick or dude?
02:36:44
Or does it not know It's.
02:36:45
It's an angel. Oh, no. Messenger.
02:36:48
Is it an angel or is it a chair It's a messenger.
02:36:51
Oh, it. I think a cherub is a baby angel.
02:36:54
Were those the wings or was that another gravestone behind it?
02:36:57
It's. It's the wings. The wings.
02:36:58
That's gutsy.
02:36:59
You're going to make some out of stone and you want it to last.
02:37:01
Don't put long protrusions like that.
02:37:03
They're going to break. It's going to break off. Yeah.
02:37:07
So right next to it
02:37:09
is tidbits, especially to put large shylock
02:37:13
noses on your unless they're a relative, unless they're a relative.
02:37:16
You're repeating the tidbit I remember Tibbets would a if you put oh, no tip,
02:37:22
I'm in a different corner
02:37:24
than we've ever been to half the time I've been saving this one.
02:37:28
And there's a lot of tidbits in here, but this one's Are
02:37:32
Z, are Z
02:37:36
or Z.
02:37:38
I keep saying our Z like the thing, but it's ours.
02:37:41
And I feel like I made a half of a racist joke.
02:37:44
It just made it sound like I was being racist,
02:37:46
but I was just telling a racist joke.
02:37:47
But I said, yeah, some some statues they put large black noses on
02:37:51
and other cultures come and cut them off.
02:37:53
Shut out the hummus it's
02:37:56
it's Arvid and Marriott Tibbets
02:38:00
from 1853 to 1914
02:38:04
and 58 to 1926.
02:38:10
That's by then by 12, your grandmama
02:38:15
was broke. One more oh years.
02:38:16
Yeah, we can't.
02:38:17
How many graves do you think are at in that area?
02:38:21
200. Damn.
02:38:22
Okay, well, we can't blow our load then.
02:38:24
That's going to be hard to do at that point.
02:38:26
Okay. Mary Lynn Chinaski.
02:38:30
Oh, this is recent ski ski ski ski rally, recent graves.
02:38:34
So someone,
02:38:35
someone was dug up and a new plot is there because how did they get that plot?
02:38:39
Where did it come from? All the other graves are old.
02:38:41
How did they get that new or old?
02:38:44
Well, because they've got Thornley sites.
02:38:46
So like new was was it?
02:38:49
You know, so.
02:38:50
So in 1894, the great
02:38:53
great grandfather of who that person was was like,
02:38:56
Oh, I want my great, great, great granddaughter to be at this place.
02:39:00
Not even born yet. No, no.
02:39:02
They dug somebody up.
02:39:04
They dug someone up this 1949 to 2012.
02:39:08
They saw the plot.
02:39:09
They dug them up.
02:39:10
So the plot there was probably like a 17th century, 17 and 30 something. No,
02:39:15
no. All spring beloved sister and aunt
02:39:20
it says no horse racing literally says,
02:39:23
well, why would you say beloved sister and aunt?
02:39:27
That's no one.
02:39:28
No one left, you know, truly loved you, is there?
02:39:32
I want to get an honest tombstone at Tombstone.
02:39:35
He was a prick and he died alone.
02:39:38
It's going to be Geary.
02:39:39
I don't know what that says.
02:39:42
Maybe it's in Latin, Hebrew, Arabic.
02:39:45
You can't.
02:39:47
Oh, Elmer.
02:39:48
Elmer is his name.
02:39:50
These are all so such old school names.
02:39:52
It's great.
02:39:54
Oh, I can't read any of this any Elijah's or Erastus.
02:40:01
I know what I want, Elijah.
02:40:03
I don't know him. I work with him remotely.
02:40:06
But I always thought his name was Raj because it looks like Raj
02:40:10
Erno, realize you're not Elijah. My bed.
02:40:12
Completely different names, but close enough for Elijah.
02:40:15
I think this is the biggest tombstone in this cemetery, and it says Leatham.
02:40:22
You got a nice way to speak to Leatham or Liam Lee?
02:40:29
Yeah.
02:40:29
Liam Looks like Leatham though.
02:40:32
Liam, Look at me pointing fucking smartness to you.
02:40:35
Something was shining light on you.
02:40:37
That was pretty cool.
02:40:40
Arnie Lethem re from.
02:40:43
Is that a last or a first name?
02:40:46
I think it's a it's a last name, yeah.
02:40:48
It's a very large it was a first very large spell that.
02:40:52
Would you spell it Liam.
02:40:53
L l l e a
02:40:57
t h a what.
02:41:00
Brady is going to look it up.
02:41:01
Let's go.
02:41:02
Let's fucking solve the mystery of this son of a bitch.
02:41:05
Was that.
02:41:06
What's he got going on?
02:41:09
Who do you leave behind with?
02:41:13
There is nothing.
02:41:14
There's nothing written on it.
02:41:16
Oh, no.
02:41:19
He's looking for the old bit.
02:41:20
I think so.
02:41:21
Catherine Murphy lives late.
02:41:24
LETHEM Whatever you said, lda.
02:41:27
LETHEM Oh, geometry 1860 to 1950.
02:41:32
You're in Rose Cemetery, right?
02:41:35
Those Rose Hill Brazil Cemetery.
02:41:38
Oh, sorry, I didn't say Rose Hill.
02:41:40
I didn't mean to read that last little hill to impose.
02:41:44
I broke my rule. Bunker Rose Valley.
02:41:47
I'm going to delete that.
02:41:48
But we stopped talking about the book.
02:41:51
David I read it.
02:41:53
Then I found the whole right.
02:41:54
Go ahead. Look.
02:41:55
Look up Rose Hill, 17. I see what you found?
02:41:58
They're going to come find you.
02:41:59
Yeah, I'm going to say it's funny because I'm going to omit
02:42:02
the picture of the site and I can see you in the back on their website right now.
02:42:06
I said, Look,
02:42:08
you guys can
02:42:08
try to find that I know him and I don't even want to go over there.
02:42:11
So be my Yes.
02:42:13
Shit. I'm sorry.
02:42:15
I'm really usually good about that stuff.
02:42:16
But I got so excited that I.
02:42:18
I find that because you never told me that.
02:42:20
I never knew the name. I never noticed.
02:42:22
And when I looked up the person you just said, the first link I found was there.
02:42:25
There's the have a website.
02:42:28
Everyone was over there and don't really
02:42:32
I don't want to say more at the president, but
02:42:35
I know it's a it's an archive of
02:42:39
that tombstone.
02:42:41
But tombstone the way you know, it's just tombstones and that's the cemetery
02:42:46
is highlighted and so their name came up and what's up with every other name.
02:42:51
I gotcha.
02:42:53
Oh, here I see somebody went out there
02:42:54
in September 10th and took pictures of all the tombstones.
02:42:58
Absolutely awful. No kidding. Incredible.
02:43:00
I have a picture, right? Yeah, that one.
02:43:03
Really sweet.
02:43:04
They must have saw this podcast and we're like, Oh, shit,
02:43:07
We got to go take pictures of that because that looks like a cool place, so.
02:43:09
All right, give me a name.
02:43:10
I'll give you, I'll give you one. It was brand new.
02:43:12
Where do you go? Back. Hold on. You went backwards.
02:43:14
I mean, it was very.
02:43:28
This concludes the graveyard segment,
02:43:33
which really sackboy
02:43:35
a big pick out in the back
02:43:43
of the show now.
02:43:46
Okay.
02:43:46
Oh, that is a primitive website.
02:43:50
Oh, Lord. Have a database.
02:43:52
One was fucking made.
02:43:55
So the Geocities.
02:43:59
Geocities still exists.
02:44:01
Oops, I'm on the wrong page.
02:44:04
Yeah, I don't think it does.
02:44:06
That was.
02:44:06
Yeah, I think Yahoo bought it out and killed it.
02:44:09
Yeah.
02:44:09
But that's, that was my shit back in the day.
02:44:12
I made a fake.
02:44:12
I may have even mentioned this before, but I made a fake porn site.
02:44:15
Then every single I made it look convincing.
02:44:17
I had things labeled like,
02:44:18
oh if you click here you like underage and this and that and different genres.
02:44:22
And they all went to affiliate links
02:44:24
and they supposedly were supposed to be able to tell,
02:44:29
but I think they could tell if you spammed the direct link, I made a website
02:44:32
that they would go to and then they would then click on links from that website.
02:44:36
I ended up making like a couple hundred bucks just off of spamming
02:44:40
Yahoo chat sex chats going, Hey, free nudes.
02:44:44
And it's funny because
02:44:45
horny dudes are click down the line finding the one that might work
02:44:49
and then they'll just move out.
02:44:52
Hilarious shadow of Geocities.
02:44:55
So next week, what was one of your best customers next week?
02:44:58
Well, we'll add highlights to the team phones, Close-Up, daytime pictures.
02:45:02
Yeah, right.
02:45:02
This is beautiful. I thought I would kind of
02:45:05
do that.
02:45:05
And specifically to the one he knocked over the one time.
02:45:08
What was that one? You remember the name?
02:45:10
He probably doesn't.
02:45:12
There were all tidbits we could watch.
02:45:14
We could look back and kind of maybe get a general sense of where he was the one.
02:45:18
Because I think, Oh, you named it. You named it.
02:45:20
I don't know what episode that was. We need to figure that out.
02:45:22
It's such a bad word.
02:45:23
And I want to it.
02:45:25
And then I live two weeks ago and the one you knocked over.
02:45:28
Oh, you're right. You're right. No, I can look pretty.
02:45:30
I do want to point out damage how much you do to damage it.
02:45:35
So it doesn't even tell me how to close it when I open this.
02:45:37
It's just a single back.
02:45:39
Is that just a block sitting on a pedestal?
02:45:41
It's just gravity. Gravity fed.
02:45:43
I think it was one of the tidbits.
02:45:45
I really think it was tidbit. It's a
02:45:48
great point.
02:45:49
You can find that
02:45:54
goddamn tidbit.
02:45:55
We get footage like live footage of that cruiser.
02:45:59
Oh, shit.
02:46:00
It was a fagot.
02:46:01
That's the one you knocked over. Oh, my God. There it is.
02:46:04
Oh, you see the one you just went there under the.
02:46:07
That we went there and did that.
02:46:11
It's like you just went there and did that.
02:46:13
It's just like the anthem.
02:46:14
La la la la la.
02:46:16
Mere like that great asthma.
02:46:26
That is the.
02:46:30
I'm just trying to get more viewers.
02:46:31
Apparently you get fucking 2.5 K if you do have some are Can you read that.
02:46:36
It's a Tibbetts It's definitely a Tibbetts.
02:46:38
Oh, oh you got a can you can you should be able to zoom.
02:46:42
Oh, you got a mouse though. No it's,
02:46:45
it's a video.
02:46:45
I can't.
02:46:47
Oh you mean just totally.
02:46:48
I know it's, I don't know, an apple fence.
02:46:50
It's just, you know, obviously anything with a touch bar, you be able to do that.
02:46:53
But yeah, you can just pull up full screen.
02:46:56
Can you pull a full screen. At least it, it.
02:46:58
Oh it isn't.
02:46:59
And there we go. Yeah.
02:47:00
Thank you Mr.
02:47:02
Something, you know.
02:47:03
Oh, God, I can't read it.
02:47:05
All I need is the T Trish.
02:47:07
Maybe Tidbit B's the third letter for sure.
02:47:11
All right, so first of all, right, so there's a tidbits.
02:47:15
We know it's to know that dude, I have.
02:47:17
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
02:47:19
Look how off center it is.
02:47:20
That's because it was a lot of tidbits.
02:47:21
What do you think to put on center because you hold on you did that
02:47:25
you need to slide that over to the to the
02:47:28
to your left in the picture are right looking at it you knocked it off center.
02:47:32
You did that you did that Gary fix it
02:47:35
next time you can go out there and fix it now or do it in the morning,
02:47:39
you're disgracing the dead.
02:47:43
Look.
02:47:44
Oh, did you just fix it?
02:47:46
Oh, there you
02:47:48
go. Oh, my God,
02:47:51
Brady, you're.
02:47:52
You're a magician.
02:47:53
This is a drain.
02:47:56
I did not know this happened.
02:47:57
It's a horrible signal.
02:47:59
Oh, there we go.
02:48:01
It's a horrible video, but we got it fixed.
02:48:04
It's like the two things
02:48:05
I requested happened, and I had no idea this video existed.
02:48:09
I'm dumbfounded.
02:48:11
Dumbfounded, dude, More and more shit.
02:48:14
Like, I swear to God, the weirdest things happen to me all the time.
02:48:18
Like when I landed Georgia, I pulled on a podcast.
02:48:21
The first thing that the most random podcast talked about was Georgia,
02:48:26
the Stone
02:48:27
Mountain thing I told you to do the Martin Luther King just for fun.
02:48:30
And like he mentioned Stone Mountain, and I was literally just at Stone Mountain
02:48:33
the day you posted it.
02:48:34
And I'm like, Holy shit, Me Like,
02:48:36
there is this happens all the time to me and my girlfriend together.
02:48:39
Like it's the weirdest shit.
02:48:41
Synchronicity.
02:48:44
I don't know what to make of it is that if you want to go spiritual, I feel like,
02:48:48
okay, that's just like the universe telling me like, Yeah, this is what?
02:48:51
Like what you're supposed to be doing.
02:48:52
Like, could you do either that or I'm following on a similar
02:48:57
trend of, like, I don't know, some, you know, or is this happenstance?
02:49:00
But I feel like it happens way too often.
02:49:01
I wish I could remember.
02:49:03
It just happened to me earlier.
02:49:05
We were with my girlfriend's dad.
02:49:07
Hit a deer,
02:49:09
has dumped her dead.
02:49:12
Is her mom passed away of illness a few years ago.
02:49:15
Her dad is now dating some weird lady who is a fucking weird lady
02:49:20
and she's trying to hard to tie on to this dude because I don't know,
02:49:23
because he's got money. I don't know.
02:49:24
She's. It's very concerning, but
02:49:27
she just randomly mentions, Oh, there's going to be a waxing gibbous moon,
02:49:31
and it's like, I haven't heard this since I was in elementary school.
02:49:35
And so then I'm playing.
02:49:37
I'm literally it's one of the it's
02:49:38
one of the moons that happened, one of the phases of the moons.
02:49:41
So I'm literally playing a game that I've been playing for a long
02:49:44
time, it's a PlayStation two game or maybe a PlayStation.
02:49:49
The Legend of Dragon. I never beat the game.
02:49:50
I have it, PlayStation five, and I've been trying to beat it.
02:49:55
I play it today or yesterday or today.
02:49:59
And literally in the dialog they mention waxing Gibbous Moon.
02:50:02
What are the fucking odds of that though?
02:50:05
Is this the weirdest shit?
02:50:06
Yeah, it's like I am within within 24 hours of of
02:50:11
that.
02:50:12
I finally have never heard waxing gibbous since I was in fucking elementary school.
02:50:15
And it happens twice in like it.
02:50:17
I've never heard it till today. I don't know.
02:50:19
That is quite a coincidence. Lady.
02:50:20
Are you wearing the same shirt as I'm wearing in the video?
02:50:24
Weird coincidence.
02:50:25
My girlfriend's mom, who's passed away his birthday is October 21st.
02:50:28
Or in fact, our 14th.
02:50:29
My mom's birthday is October 14th.
02:50:31
What does mine say?
02:50:33
It's generic. Yours says Flashdance. So look at this.
02:50:35
Look at this tombstone.
02:50:36
You see the body? Do you see the tombstone?
02:50:42
You see it?
02:50:42
Go ahead.
02:50:43
I got to fight for the body to
02:50:47
Tibbets.
02:50:48
Two balls ready to go.
02:50:49
It's like I was caressing it.
02:50:50
He's got his hands all over.
02:50:53
I do.
02:50:56
That's the original.
02:50:57
But is it laying down?
02:50:58
That's in the back then and standing up?
02:50:59
Yeah, he found it.
02:51:02
How creepy is that?
02:51:04
Isn't it?
02:51:05
Really? Is that.
02:51:06
Look at that great state.
02:51:08
They took that after I knocked it over.
02:51:11
But before I set it back up.
02:51:13
No, that looks newer.
02:51:14
That's like it's almost a little old.
02:51:17
Like the photo quality looks old.
02:51:19
This was taken in 2010,
02:51:22
and he's right.
02:51:23
Oh, so it's knocked over. It's been knocked over.
02:51:26
They're going to come back.
02:51:27
Somebody keeps putting this.
02:51:29
We wish we should have ordered the vertical one.
02:51:31
We ordered the fucking non online and people keep fucking putting right.
02:51:34
Should order the one with the
02:51:37
fucking The base looks bigger.
02:51:39
It'd be like posts. It's 1810 tonight.
02:51:42
No that's a 1580.
02:51:44
It's definitely that's the one.
02:51:45
Yeah.
02:51:48
It clearly it,
02:51:50
I like the games inside of the life thing that's fun
02:51:54
games inside of like open space
02:51:57
if they want to put more graves and their
02:52:00
money.
02:52:01
It's weird why they played it bury
02:52:04
you guys there because they dug up some older graves and just live the plot.
02:52:07
People can buy them.
02:52:09
No, they didn't.
02:52:11
The So you can go somewhere.
02:52:13
You can go somewhere and find a grave from the 1600 7000 1800, 1500, 1400.
02:52:18
Nobody touches those graves.
02:52:19
Nobody dug all that shit up, burned them all and buried them in one spot.
02:52:22
Nobody did that because that's what they do. That's literally what they do.
02:52:26
That's not what they do.
02:52:27
Once their ancestors die off and no one's grave, they dig them up, they
02:52:31
they cremate them, and then they put them soon as in the area generally.
02:52:34
And then they resell the plots.
02:52:36
There's no space to do what they do.
02:52:38
There's not enough space to bury everybody.
02:52:42
We don't bury anybody anymore.
02:52:43
You can't bury if want.
02:52:48
Just as recently as what was a
02:52:49
one night in 1980 something, somebody got buried.
02:52:54
It was 2012.
02:52:56
Yeah, 2012. My bed.
02:52:58
Exactly.
02:52:58
Buried in your face?
02:53:02
Yeah, right.
02:53:03
Directly in my face.
02:53:05
Would you go? What do you got there? Really?
02:53:07
I don't know.
02:53:08
I've never read it before, but is that brain read it?
02:53:10
It says How long was a grave site in a cemetery guaranteed to be preserved
02:53:13
and maintained?
02:53:15
Thank you.
02:53:15
In the United States, the only guarantee is what the family of the deceased managed
02:53:19
to obtain from the owners of the cemetery.
02:53:21
In other words, There's no regulation.
02:53:22
There is no. It's whatever you buy.
02:53:26
So I'd have to go check because I know my father is buried
02:53:29
and my mother has a space.
02:53:31
So would assume in that contract that they paid for in 1970, whatever
02:53:36
it probably says, either perpetuity,
02:53:38
the life of the cemetery or 100 years or 50 years or whatever.
02:53:42
The life of the cemetery still is concerning, right?
02:53:47
Yeah, But I mean that
02:53:49
but I mean, the maintenance like maintenance for a hundred years,
02:53:53
like that's
02:53:54
how much you paid for that gravesite that you got to collect something like
02:53:59
maintenance of the
02:54:00
property for 100 years or 200 years of your grave is sitting there.
02:54:03
You're not paying that.
02:54:05
They're going to be like, you know what,
02:54:06
let's make money off of this, because we're losing money at some point.
02:54:08
If they sell all the what do they do?
02:54:11
They're just going to mow the lawn every every all the time
02:54:13
and shovel when it's snowing for into perpetuity.
02:54:18
And just try once, once they're
02:54:21
at some point they're going to burn up whatever they made.
02:54:24
Right.
02:54:25
I'm going through perpetuity right now.
02:54:28
This says the same thing.
02:54:29
At least at least live stream it.
02:54:31
The cemetery will tend to graze until it closes
02:54:33
or if the property is sold for another purpose. Right.
02:54:36
So it's weird that they can sell it for another purpose
02:54:40
because that should be a sacred thing.
02:54:42
Like they signed contracts and shit.
02:54:43
Kind of like what you're saying, but I'm assuming there's a time limit.
02:54:47
Like there's got to be.
02:54:49
There is.
02:54:49
And it's up to someone really fucking important.
02:54:52
It's up.
02:54:52
They're going to dig it out, burning and buried somewhere else.
02:54:56
Yeah, agreed.
02:54:58
But does it really matter?
02:55:00
Like, I mean, at that point, 23 perpetuity,
02:55:03
it could sue them if it was in a contract that said they were going to keep it.
02:55:07
But if a kid said it was going to keep it
02:55:08
till they closed, then I probably can't do shit.
02:55:09
At least
02:55:10
they might be a courtesy call and say, Hey, you want to come and
02:55:12
get your loved ones, grab a U-Haul, right? Yeah.
02:55:15
Maybe the closest of kin at the time, and they might just go.
02:55:18
I don't give a fuck about Brady.
02:55:21
Their whole business is service and discretion
02:55:23
in a very uncomfortable situation.
02:55:25
So I'm sure they handle it. I'm sure it's happened.
02:55:27
They probably contact
02:55:28
a neighboring funeral home and be like, Hey, do you want a buyer?
02:55:32
Because it some of the reason why would why would they buy it?
02:55:35
What are they buying? What's the activity there?
02:55:37
You're exclusively talking about an absolutely full cemetery, technically.
02:55:41
I mean,
02:55:41
even if we're talking about almost full, you're not going to make
02:55:44
as much over the years of what you would.
02:55:46
I mean, how much do plots cost?
02:55:47
I'm a fucking lot. Okay.
02:55:50
Like unreal to me, Dave, for over 100,000 or
02:55:56
75,000, 50,000, 30,000, 25,000.
02:56:01
It's a couple thousand thousands.
02:56:03
A couple thousand. Bare minimum. Thousands.
02:56:05
Yeah. Look, how much would you pay
02:56:09
in grass cutting service to cut your lawn every week over the course of 15 years?
02:56:14
I doubt it would be 50 bucks every $40 every month.
02:56:19
Okay, so maybe it would totally equate.
02:56:22
But at some point there is there is a
02:56:25
you're no longer make a profit.
02:56:27
You know, I cut this for the record.
02:56:30
I buried my own dead for the record to burn my own grant
02:56:34
and burn your own dead right
02:56:40
now. See now that I can
02:56:43
see now you wrecked it.
02:56:44
You fucking went and ruin it.
02:56:45
I like the first part.
02:56:46
So you're like the sexy version,
02:56:53
Brady, Did you? Oh.
02:56:55
Oh, you'll know that.
02:56:57
Oh, we got.
02:56:58
We got a record 19 people watching now because there are.
02:57:02
I don't know, because I'm not.
02:57:05
I'm not a shot
02:57:07
because I'm not an incel.
02:57:08
All that reminds me, I was watching a golf telecast.
02:57:12
We've got sorta like Apocalypse Now.
02:57:15
It's more like this is.
02:57:16
Yeah, but still keep an LP.
02:57:19
Yeah, they've got a little bit of space in their voice.
02:57:21
They're not exactly like this,
02:57:24
but do they really need to be that quieter?
02:57:25
They really right next to it. They're not all right.
02:57:27
Yeah. I've seen travel with the players.
02:57:31
There was this in broadcasting area.
02:57:34
The football players play
02:57:35
and they put the announcers right there so they can hear them.
02:57:37
They are literally whispering for no reason.
02:57:39
They're an announcer Booth like way and a whole other side of the course.
02:57:42
You know what they feel like whispering what Tiger Woods is about to end.
02:57:45
But you know why?
02:57:47
Because it gets the it gets of people with no human contact off. Like
02:57:52
he's going to get somebody off.
02:57:54
It can get people without human contact that are watching the golf.
02:57:57
It gets them all excited.
02:57:58
It's a man
02:57:59
I used to watch Tigers baseball on a Saturday just so I could take a nap.
02:58:03
It was Tiger Woods. He played baseball.
02:58:05
Tiger baseball. Something about the sound of the announcer.
02:58:07
If you were into it.
02:58:12
What is his name?
02:58:13
Harwell was a no.
02:58:15
It was on the TV. Is Al Kaline and George.
02:58:18
Come on. You know what?
02:58:20
I wasn't in my voice. My parents.
02:58:21
My parents were.
02:58:22
And I was little enough
02:58:23
to want to actually still, you know, spend time with them and shit.
02:58:27
Then you were totally into his voice.
02:58:29
I got got you off or what?
02:58:31
Yeah, that's it.
02:58:32
And the old school baseball voice, you got your.
02:58:35
Oh, how about I touch your penis and stick my finger in your mouth? Oh
02:58:41
Now I get.
02:58:42
No, it didn't do anything.
02:58:44
I prefer this to be.
02:58:46
And some
02:58:48
even to you do that as long as you don't go back there.
02:58:52
Some are.
02:58:54
No, no, no.
02:59:00
You can do some summer.
02:59:02
And the Tigers are two strikes and one finger in Brady's butthole
02:59:06
that I want.
02:59:10
You know.
02:59:11
Does that seem.
02:59:15
I'm sure what that is.
02:59:18
Sounds like it sounds like a thicker substance
02:59:19
than just water.
02:59:23
Just for my experience, I have No, I take your word for it.
02:59:27
Yeah, because I'm really good at sounds.
02:59:28
I know a lot of sound and I know the car going sound of semen in someone's
02:59:34
18 March and
02:59:37
new record in the summer.
02:59:39
I think it has a lot to say about
02:59:42
that.
02:59:43
We're going to start a new channel is going to stay here today is our podcast
02:59:47
going to be like this is going to be the best podcast ever.
02:59:51
I found
02:59:53
there is a way to do this.
02:59:54
All right.
02:59:57
After you wake,
03:00:01
I got a change.
03:00:02
We're actually going to change the category.
03:00:05
So now what are you doing?
03:00:09
Yeah, you'd be moving, but do you
03:00:13
see me
03:00:15
right now?
03:00:16
I handed out those.
03:00:18
Have you busted out the football at all?
03:00:20
Period Jack?
03:00:22
Have you?
03:00:22
So, Bob, have you just been okay?
03:00:25
Brady We go, we go disc golfing.
03:00:27
This asshole has the fucking Looney Tunes glass the whole round.
03:00:33
Yeah, He let me in on a little secret.
03:00:36
I won't tell.
03:00:37
Oh, yeah.
03:00:38
We can't hear anything you're saying, Gary.
03:00:41
Oh, he's going to be Bob in these first three.
03:00:44
Oh, you're back.
03:00:46
So did you hear what I said?
03:00:48
Oh, you're back. No. Oh, he's done. Done.
03:00:51
Oh, numbers are definitely going to go up.
03:00:54
Oh, fuck.
03:00:55
They went down.
03:00:59
Please work.
03:01:00
Oh, he's back.
03:01:01
Oh, crap.
03:01:02
Sorry about that.
03:01:03
I grabbed out.
03:01:06
You shoot yourself
03:01:08
a little bit on the inside yourself.
03:01:11
You should put this out in the shed.
03:01:13
You should smear this shit like a lot of people.
03:01:15
Hear the sound
03:01:16
of a microphone.
03:01:21
No, uncle,
03:01:23
The sound of mouth
03:01:26
biting microphone number two.
03:01:28
When he draws, does it take to make a bureau.
03:01:31
Oh, of investigations.
03:01:34
You know, there's actually a grown.
03:01:35
Have you ever heard of the brown? No.
03:01:38
Yeah. Yeah.
03:01:39
So that makes you puts real so far get it.
03:01:42
It was real before South Park.
03:01:45
Well I think that's you know, if they were playing off of that I'm sure.
03:01:48
But I, I think we should play it.
03:01:51
Yeah.
03:01:51
I'm going show myself
03:01:56
within the balloon here.
03:01:57
This is a
03:02:00
I just found this in the fridge.
03:02:03
Liz or
03:02:05
the penis.
03:02:07
How long?
03:02:08
Okay, I'm doing what Gary does my best.
03:02:11
Okay.
03:02:12
Is Paul Gary player in the screen?
03:02:14
In front? On the screen.
03:02:15
Is he muted?
03:02:17
Am I still meaning?
03:02:19
No, I can hear.
03:02:20
Okay, you can you hear.
03:02:23
Yeah.
03:02:24
What's this one.
03:02:24
He's not saying you hear this morning Everyone be careful
03:02:27
because there's a warning coming
03:02:31
through the show as a
03:02:34
I honestly my bowel system sort of warning my bowels do feel a little looser
03:02:39
guys that's not what that that's not the same thing.
03:02:43
I'm not going to shit myself.
03:02:44
I definitely feel like my balls are a little looser.
03:02:47
Oh, he's going great, right?
03:02:49
It stepped it up a notch.
03:02:50
I don't think that I just had a wet mark.
03:02:53
Did you good.
03:02:55
Oh, yeah, it changes.
03:02:57
Ooh, that sounds like a hard. Oh,
03:03:02
yeah.
03:03:03
No, I am kind of slow.
03:03:05
So that frequency, you can even you can count it.
03:03:10
But I was probably like,
03:03:11
oh man, that's part of
03:03:15
okay, how many times is this going?
03:03:20
What's the sample rate per second.
03:03:23
What's the save or it on the video? 30.
03:03:26
It doesn't matter. That's exactly what it is.
03:03:28
And now this. This was
03:03:31
this was not doing it.
03:03:34
Now it ended the fart noise.
03:03:37
That was about ten, ten hertz.
03:03:39
You can literally. Good.
03:03:40
10 seconds.
03:03:42
Is that what the means?
03:03:45
I would assume so, because it's not even big.
03:03:48
So it hurts.
03:03:49
They're slowing down the hurt so much that it's not even a tone anymore.
03:03:51
It's like a thumping. Is it a Hurt Locker?
03:03:57
That's amazing.
03:03:58
Somewhere they got to be loving that.
03:04:00
I All right back my witness
03:04:02
I saw that business about starts working out closer to the microphone
03:04:08
Fucking hurts
03:04:10
now I heard her dance
03:04:13
yeah it's so gross
03:04:17
Remember when you eight on the podcast the other day
03:04:19
or not the other day with the other month?
03:04:23
I do.
03:04:23
I do like I do not recall.
03:04:26
You called yourself out for it, and then you continue to do it.
03:04:29
And I'm like, It wasn't that bad honestly, but it's such a no no.
03:04:33
I mean, apparently that's that's really attractive these days.
03:04:36
I'm going to practice for Congress. I do.
03:04:38
I do not recall.
03:04:39
So next time, next episode, I'm going to have a cash register right here
03:04:43
and I'm going to have a box of fries for the guy
03:04:44
from McDonald's and I'm going to take fake orders. The entire show.
03:04:47
Apparently, that'll get us at least like 700 subscribers
03:04:50
accordingly, according to Tick Tock. So
03:04:55
this is the whole
03:04:56
time I'll just be taking fake McDonald's orders because it's
03:05:01
got a someone
03:05:07
wrong screen again on that.
03:05:10
I don't know.
03:05:12
You tell me. Be back here.
03:05:14
Wait, I got to fix that.
03:05:17
A build up pressure.
03:05:20
Oh, you know why he's not back?
03:05:21
Because he came back and he left, and he's a different.
03:05:23
I got to add to seen.
03:05:24
I didn't realize he left.
03:05:26
Yeah. Oh,
03:05:29
well, if we want,
03:05:30
I got one last thing for problems if and when you're ready,
03:05:36
please.
03:05:36
If and when it is in the chat.
03:05:39
So you are annoying.
03:05:42
I just heard points of back a different place.
03:05:45
Okay.
03:05:47
I can be kind of a celebrity by.
03:05:50
I can no longer hear me. There was Echo for a second.
03:05:52
The last few things celebrity. All
03:05:55
our annoying
03:05:56
celebrity children are even more annoying.
03:06:00
So Drake, whose name is Aubrey
03:06:03
and his name is not actually Drake.
03:06:06
He was a
03:06:08
teen. Nick.
03:06:09
He was like 15 years old.
03:06:11
His mom's a lawyer.
03:06:12
His dad's a music artist.
03:06:13
He's from frickin Toronto, Canada.
03:06:15
The dude couldn't have any more of a white bread fucking upbringing.
03:06:19
But it's funny how he's a talented singer and a talented rapper,
03:06:21
but he's got no, like, context to what he's talking about
03:06:24
because he could couldn't be the most corniest motherfucker to exist.
03:06:27
But people love him. Whatever. Good for him. He's.
03:06:29
He's really famous.
03:06:30
He's one of the most famous rappers, you know, whatever.
03:06:35
What I don't appreciate this is is is annoying, son.
03:06:39
And when people start pushing their son out so this
03:06:43
is like a couple October 15th, right?
03:06:45
So Drake's son Adonis who which what a great fucking name Adonis is.
03:06:49
Oh I'm going to name I could have done is
03:06:52
full of himself.
03:06:52
He is that he names his kid. Adonis
03:06:56
drops his first ever freestyle for his fifth birthday,
03:06:58
and you go, okay, Drake knows how to rap.
03:07:02
He's a good rapper.
03:07:04
So obviously his son must follow in his footsteps.
03:07:07
Right?
03:07:09
So let's hear it.
03:07:10
Yeah, let's roll away.
03:07:12
We just have to work harder.
03:07:14
We have to shoot, pay to play better.
03:07:17
Get your energy up.
03:07:18
If he's taking the ball, that will expose you.
03:07:20
Can you just trick him?
03:07:22
Your body, I hear.
03:07:23
I hear an echo.
03:07:26
Go to the basketball body.
03:07:29
Play with you.
03:07:31
Go. Sorry.
03:07:32
You got to just go. Work harder.
03:07:35
So he does this dumb.
03:07:36
We have to play that. I don't know what this is.
03:07:38
You know, if he's taking the ball that way,
03:07:41
but you can you just go that way, Trick him.
03:07:43
Your body has to like it needs a you young kid, but like to expose your child.
03:07:48
Like, just touch your body.
03:07:50
I get that young kids don't have the best mannerism.
03:07:53
Oh, but. And so you're just.
03:07:57
But you
03:07:57
listen to this in the car, and I miss my car
03:08:02
was not going to start
03:08:04
playing on my iPod, and that broke my back.
03:08:08
Why is this the way I'm going to my house?
03:08:12
See my dad? What?
03:08:15
Why is this tied to my dad? And
03:08:19
why is this a thing?
03:08:20
You know why?
03:08:20
Why do we need to hear this?
03:08:22
So on the one hand, yeah, it's. It's absurd.
03:08:25
But on the other hand, if he was my dad, I'd, I'd, I wouldn't question it.
03:08:30
You wouldn't question it, but the parents should question it
03:08:33
because you're just letting
03:08:34
your kid you're you're exposing your child to the universe.
03:08:38
You're giving people ammo to make fun of them. Sure.
03:08:41
Oh It's just a cute kid, but it's like, why are you do this for yourself?
03:08:45
Make this and have your kid and maybe show it to his friends.
03:08:49
You like to put this there directly is just obnoxious.
03:08:54
Agreed. It's just like sports.
03:08:56
Like there's
03:08:57
those dads that push their kids so much that it seems almost like hate.
03:09:00
But then they end up excelling and becoming great.
03:09:03
No, no.
03:09:03
This is more of like,
03:09:05
I think my kid is great even though my kid, like, isn't
03:09:07
even at the end, not even understand what's going on.
03:09:10
And so let me expose my kid, just because I think my kid is cute.
03:09:13
And so you must all think my kid is cute too.
03:09:15
And so my favorite thing was Demetri Martin.
03:09:19
He has a dude.
03:09:21
Does drawings and graphs comedy believe you?
03:09:23
Martin is hilarious.
03:09:24
My favorite thing about Demetri Martin is he has a paragraph.
03:09:27
Is Gary still muted?
03:09:28
What's going on now? I heard him
03:09:31
he has a bar graph and it and it and it's a very short joke
03:09:35
but he goes through a page and he has different pictures and share.
03:09:39
But one of them is bar graph.
03:09:41
And the bar graph is my interests at the top.
03:09:45
And then it says me, and then it says Your kids and the bar
03:09:49
graph is me all the way up here and your kids are way down here.
03:09:53
And it's just a subtle look right here.
03:09:56
I don't care about your kids.
03:09:57
I don't want to hear about your kids.
03:09:58
If I was at a wedding this weekend and I never met the dude's
03:10:05
chick yet because he's only been with her for like a year and a quarter
03:10:09
and they're already getting married. I know.
03:10:10
She said four years.
03:10:11
Yeah, of course.
03:10:12
She's cute in the face.
03:10:13
I will say she is a very nice, pleasant face, to be honest, for
03:10:17
the juncture that she is.
03:10:22
But that's all.
03:10:22
Well, yes,
03:10:25
but you made me lose track now.
03:10:28
No, no, there was a track.
03:10:31
Oh, her kids.
03:10:32
She was like,
03:10:33
she was drunk and she kept talking about her
03:10:34
kids, like, Oh, you're going to meet my kids.
03:10:36
My kids are the best.
03:10:37
My kids are the the bomb dot com.
03:10:39
I girlfriend keep saying now
03:10:41
which is because we just shit on people for fun and that's hilarious
03:10:45
and it's just kind of cringe It's like I get that you love your kids,
03:10:48
but it's like I give a fuck about why would I want to meet your kids?
03:10:51
How weird is that fucking? Yeah.
03:10:55
Yeah.
03:10:56
Well, what?
03:10:56
I want to find your kids.
03:10:58
12 old daughter who?
03:11:00
I want to go meet your kids.
03:11:02
No offense. Introduce me to your kids.
03:11:05
I mean, if it happens, it happens.
03:11:06
But I'm not like going out of my way because just seems fucking weird.
03:11:10
I have stuff like, Oh, yeah, I'd love to meet your kids.
03:11:13
Like, what if I do that? I'd love to meet your fucking kids.
03:11:16
I just want to teach them, okay this one pocket stuffed animals
03:11:19
and another at all times. Nothing to worry about here.
03:11:21
I've got 99 problems in your kids. Eight one.
03:11:25
No. Do you know this?
03:11:29
It's 1137.
03:11:31
Do you know where your children are?
03:11:33
You figure
03:11:35
we couldn't ask that We all, which is the largest around.
03:11:39
Oh, we blew it.
03:11:40
God, I blew it.
03:11:43
I should open it.
03:11:44
I should open the show at 10:00 and said, it's 10:00.
03:11:46
Do you know where the fuck areas.
03:11:49
Yeah.
03:11:50
Look, if I were to say sound asleep,
03:11:54
I was dreaming that we were having a good podcast.
03:11:57
We were both sitting there were like, Yeah, should we call them?
03:11:59
And it's like, Oh, I don't know. I guess so.
03:12:01
Like anything, think maybe fell asleep and it's like, you both have my number.
03:12:04
You fell asleep.
03:12:06
I called you, I called you, but we've never had
03:12:11
a no.
03:12:11
I usually go to sleep as soon as I get home
03:12:15
so that I can get up for the podcast
03:12:16
because I only get like 2 hours of sleep after.
03:12:19
So how long. And how training.
03:12:22
Yeah, how long is it going to be the night shift?
03:12:25
You want to get the trainings over?
03:12:27
I just have to just cross your arm a press.
03:12:33
I just have recursion.
03:12:33
I don't use the presses anymore.
03:12:36
I graduated.
03:12:37
Oh, look at you.
03:12:38
You moving on up extra, big boy.
03:12:40
Now, are you a dildo injector strap?
03:12:42
My way up?
03:12:44
Oh, actually, the guy who hired me
03:12:46
said that's a pretty quick promotion.
03:12:49
I said, keep my seat warm.
03:12:52
Why? Yeah, Why?
03:12:53
What the fuck does that mean?
03:12:54
If you want to develop your muscles,
03:12:57
like, are your hands clean and shit?
03:13:01
Did you say like, you guys seriously don't know what that means are going to be?
03:13:04
You're going to be right back. Also sounds.
03:13:06
Yeah, right. Why would you be right back.
03:13:08
I thought bootstraps so as to climb the ladder but
03:13:12
dumber than I believe a lot of women told him that makes you laugh.
03:13:17
I told him keep my seat warm because he's sitting it.
03:13:22
I know.
03:13:23
I was telling him I'm after his job.
03:13:28
Do you get it?
03:13:29
Are you there yet?
03:13:30
Get there faster. Start over.
03:13:33
Surfing the top.
03:13:35
I told my boss to keep my seat.
03:13:37
Oh, your boss.
03:13:39
I think that's where I led.
03:13:41
Can you okay. In a long time.
03:13:44
Can you say it again?
03:13:44
But in, like, a wrap?
03:13:49
Yeah, Just drop like drink.
03:13:50
And I wanted to keep my seat warm.
03:13:54
My seat was like a swarm.
03:13:56
I told my boss to keep my seat warm.
03:13:59
That's awesome.
03:14:01
Perfect.
03:14:02
Gary likes to hang out in the girls dorm.
03:14:05
Don't be so forward
03:14:07
I still want to jog toward
03:14:11
the floor.
03:14:11
More disturbing as he is, he always is gorgeous
03:14:15
with porridge and hornets and horrors.
03:14:19
Unfortunate,
03:14:21
awesome porcelain.
03:14:22
Porcelain horseshoe for next week.
03:14:25
Bestiality.
03:14:27
Can you rant about that?
03:14:28
Yeah. Yeah.
03:14:29
There's some weird shit.
03:14:30
I mean, they're trying to normalize all that.
03:14:31
Yeah, I mentioned the Maps podcast and.
03:14:33
Yeah, they are.
03:14:34
Well, what did I say? The Zoo files. Yeah.
03:14:37
Yeah.
03:14:38
I'm not even allowed.
03:14:39
That's a legitimate podcast.
03:14:41
And they literally are trying to normalize that or at least give sympathy.
03:14:45
Those who are afflicted with this,
03:14:49
I want to fuck children or animals disease, you know, it's an affliction.
03:14:53
These is
03:14:54
so it's it's still pretty much been.
03:14:57
Brady It's still pretty disgusting.
03:14:59
Oh, no, it's just it's weird.
03:15:01
It's morbid. It's not me. That's But that's why I love it.
03:15:04
Because I love people watching, I'm a people watcher.
03:15:06
I like weird, odd, morbid shit.
03:15:08
If they accepted into the LGBTQ, it'll be the one that actually breaks it all up.
03:15:12
Finally, because I don't even think they'll accept that
03:15:15
that's the problem.
03:15:16
No, that's also the issue now, because the LGB has an issue with the T
03:15:20
a bit, you know, they really do because that's certainly why they I wouldn't know.
03:15:26
And so it's kind of problem.
03:15:28
You want to be all inclusive.
03:15:30
We push you off to the side.
03:15:32
They can maybe be their own thing, govern their own space.
03:15:35
No see they want they want to be special, but they want to be like everyone else.
03:15:40
And what I mean, they. I mean everyone.
03:15:42
Yeah. No, they just.
03:15:43
There's this platform called the internet that if you you want attention,
03:15:47
you can get it.
03:15:47
And so there's people that are doing weird freak show shit.
03:15:51
As we went through Tick-Tock, it was the random shit like
03:15:54
that's not at all useful or educational or C
03:15:58
though if it was random, if it was random, eventually something had to be good.
03:16:01
It was just all bad.
03:16:04
Good one.
03:16:04
That's a good one.
03:16:06
I like the electrical college.
03:16:08
I do too.
03:16:09
People College.
03:16:11
The Simpsons reference.
03:16:15
People don't think it's necessary.
03:16:16
Who's going first?
03:16:17
I'm ready. I'm locked and loaded.
03:16:20
Brady You could talk about the popular vote.
03:16:25
So the popular vote.
03:16:26
I'll just make sure that Los Angeles in New York picks it.
03:16:28
All of our presidents from now on because there'll be so many people there
03:16:32
that whatever their majority will be the popular vote
03:16:34
because they equal pretty much the rest of the country.
03:16:36
What the Electoral College does is it gives you
03:16:38
an equal representation at the seat or at the table, if you will.
03:16:41
I guess I didn't have as much as I thought to say.
03:16:43
That's pretty much it.
03:16:44
No, but that's broken down.
03:16:46
Yeah.
03:16:46
Because they don't equate space, you know So you have a lot of people
03:16:50
living in a short area.
03:16:52
They don't have apartment buildings out in rural areas.
03:16:54
So people buy space does matter.
03:16:58
And usually those people that have the space are landowners
03:17:02
and typically a lot of times farmers or they're providing some type of
03:17:07
larger scale,
03:17:10
necessity or want or need, whatever you want to call it.
03:17:13
But it's nice to have both too, because the
03:17:16
the popular vote saga is one last thing.
03:17:18
The popular vote should be a check and balance.
03:17:20
So if the popular vote never, ever sinks up with the Electoral College
03:17:24
vote, then we should address it.
03:17:27
And I know it hasn't lined up.
03:17:28
Every time it gives a state, it gives each state.
03:17:31
One voice
03:17:33
problem I have with that is that one voice
03:17:36
rarely goes my way
03:17:39
during term.
03:17:40
Why is it that everybody I talk to, it never goes their way?
03:17:43
Somebody has to be voting in these jackasses?
03:17:46
No, because the is usually the larger amount of time work against them.
03:17:50
The larger amount of people
03:17:51
live in those inner
03:17:52
cities still, and those inner cities generally tend to vote Democrat.
03:17:55
Meanwhile, Democratic politicians that they put in power do a shitty job,
03:18:00
which is tie back to Charlie LEDUFF,
03:18:02
which is he's not right leaning, he's not left leaning.
03:18:05
He's center leaning, he's truth leaning and he will call bullshit.
03:18:08
And there is bullshit in our politics.
03:18:10
And our politics just happen to typically be Democrat.
03:18:12
It's just happenstance, but
03:18:15
whatever
03:18:16
somebody else talk, all the politicians make what, 100,
03:18:20
200 grand a year and they go do that for four years
03:18:22
and then their bank account says 40 million.
03:18:25
Explain that.
03:18:26
Yes, speaking engagements and shit
03:18:30
that they can even that's politic term for bribe also.
03:18:34
Yeah.
03:18:35
Money laundering money which I guess would be a bribe.
03:18:38
I guess so.
03:18:39
This war is really good for that shit too.
03:18:42
That's the second time you've used money laundering
03:18:45
incorrectly. Why?
03:18:50
I don't know.
03:18:50
Maybe you're retarded. I don't. You can.
03:18:54
You can't call me out on something and then not explain it.
03:18:57
I ask you why you go.
03:18:59
I don't know. Okay? You.
03:19:01
I don't know why you used it incorrectly.
03:19:05
I just do not know why you used it incorrectly.
03:19:09
Not as money. Likewise in this.
03:19:12
What does it mean?
03:19:13
Podcast use money laundering In currently playing with money.
03:19:18
I do not know why.
03:19:21
It's what I know why you used it incorrectly.
03:19:24
Okay. What?
03:19:25
What made you?
03:19:25
I was like, how would I know why?
03:19:28
What made you come to that conclusion? What's your evidence?
03:19:33
Because you use the phrase twice.
03:19:36
Yeah, and he's a good example of money laundering.
03:19:39
What's your
03:19:41
record, kid?
03:19:42
We can just watch it.
03:19:44
Why not?
03:19:44
You don't think that taking that and manipulating money
03:19:48
to not know where the origin of creation, of where that money came from
03:19:51
was not called money laundering? That's money laundering.
03:19:53
Do we have a right? Just described money laundering. Perfect.
03:19:55
Yeah, that's what I just say.
03:19:56
Tweezers did it.
03:19:58
Yeah.
03:20:00
Oh, okay.
03:20:01
Fantastic.
03:20:03
That's how I go back to your two examples.
03:20:05
That's how you did that?
03:20:08
Oh, yes.
03:20:09
You're passing money secretly by making it look like it's doing something else.
03:20:14
That's.
03:20:14
That's exactly what I said.
03:20:15
In both instances,
03:20:18
you don't.
03:20:19
You're an asshole because you're going to make me
03:20:20
pull these clips just so I can shove it in your fucking face even more.
03:20:23
Wait, you're going to actually pull some clips, I hope?
03:20:26
Don't
03:20:27
Brady hit the button?
03:20:31
I don't know.
03:20:32
You know, that means, you know, you were right.
03:20:34
I was wrong. What?
03:20:36
No, no, I don't believe you.
03:20:38
That I don't accept that apology because it's insincere.
03:20:43
You show me where I where or how I was.
03:20:47
I used it in both instances.
03:20:49
So misdirecting funds is okay.
03:20:53
You see, that's.
03:20:53
How do you think our use funds in Ukraine is laundering money?
03:20:59
It could be very dirty money laundering.
03:21:02
So if you're misdirecting funds from an illegal position to a legal position.
03:21:07
Oh, sure is.
03:21:09
Yes, it is.
03:21:10
That is okay.
03:21:11
Okay.
03:21:11
That it doesn't always have to be a laundry mat.
03:21:14
You know, getting drug money and then putting it into a bank.
03:21:18
I think you just said laundry mat.
03:21:22
How did you.
03:21:23
Yeah, because as I said, on purpose.
03:21:25
Excuse me.
03:21:27
Listen,
03:21:28
a laundromat is is not just because you're talking about laundered money,
03:21:31
but it's also a cash business. Everybody goes in there, use quarters.
03:21:34
So you can you can actually it's the number one business.
03:21:37
They used to launder money.
03:21:39
I'm pretty sure that's where the term came from.
03:21:41
I know it's also from cleaning it, but don't fact check me on that.
03:21:45
I may or may not have just made that right?
03:21:46
Yeah. As long as Gary's out there, he won't.
03:21:49
He won't cry.
03:21:51
But I.
03:21:52
I completely agree. I urge you and I love.
03:21:54
I love Gary. Incorrect correction.
03:21:56
I completely accept your loose premise of money laundering as being loose premise,
03:22:01
bad channel money going to good channel money
03:22:03
so that people don't say, Hey, wait a minute, that's yeah, that's
03:22:07
regardless, it doesn't be drug money.
03:22:09
It's just manipulating funds to make it not look like
03:22:12
it went from A to B, dark money, like CIA money, right?
03:22:15
That's that's what money. Money laundering.
03:22:18
Thank you for.
03:22:20
That's how we use it.
03:22:21
Word on station, it's pronounced laundromat.
03:22:25
All right, Well, is it law, Andrew? No,
03:22:30
it's spelled masturbation.
03:22:34
I say, man, it's called Laundromat, isn't it?
03:22:36
Laundry. There's no O in law. Laundry.
03:22:39
Laundromat.
03:22:40
Oh, it's an but it's a laundry that I believe that's a brand name. Yes.
03:22:46
You do your laundry at the Laundromat.
03:22:49
Laundromat? No, I don't.
03:22:51
I do it at the. I'm not going to say blond.
03:22:53
No, no, I don't.
03:22:54
I've got to have a washer dryer.
03:22:57
Also your idea.
03:22:59
But I'm pretty sure a laundromat is a brand name for a law.
03:23:01
We know he's pronouncing it correctly.
03:23:03
He just pronounce it like an asshole.
03:23:06
He said Laundromat. Yeah, Laundromat.
03:23:08
Do you say like Laundromat?
03:23:10
You say like you don't ever over.
03:23:12
Oh, get the fuck out of here.
03:23:13
You're over enunciating. Oh, no, I'm doing
03:23:17
it. Does a laundromat.
03:23:19
It's a laundromat.
03:23:20
And I'm not saying Laundromat of a laundromat, and.
03:23:24
Well, thank you. Go.
03:23:25
You're being more dramatic.
03:23:27
Go by.
03:23:29
You're being overly dramatic.
03:23:31
Doing a gym with their kayak and then touch their dribble.
03:23:34
Yeah, like that.
03:23:34
You rather be
03:23:36
building papaya ointment
03:23:39
with papaya.
03:23:39
Oh. Oh, Just started raining.
03:23:42
I like it.
03:23:43
Just started raining with the fire appointment.
03:23:48
Where did he go?
03:23:49
Oh, man.
03:23:49
I hope I want you to take off like a fuckface.
03:23:52
God damn it, Gary.
03:23:54
See? See?
03:23:55
I fucking told you.
03:23:58
I told you
03:24:00
he's wrong.
03:24:02
He's wrong.
03:24:03
Gary, what do you say when you're wrong?
03:24:05
You were right.
03:24:05
I was not apologize.
03:24:09
Oh, I was right.
03:24:10
You're always wrong.
03:24:12
I'm right. Wrong?
03:24:13
Yeah. It's not Leandro.
03:24:14
It's not Alondra.
03:24:15
It's Laundromat is specifically a proprietary name
03:24:20
of a washing machine owner.
03:24:23
So it's a brand. It's a fucking brand.
03:24:24
I was right. Oh, there it is.
03:24:26
So I've. I've told the story plenty of times.
03:24:28
My grandma would call a refrigerator
03:24:29
a Frigidaire because that was the first brand of refrigerators ever.
03:24:34
And that just call adhesive bandages Band-Aid.
03:24:38
Of course
03:24:40
I got a Band-Aid.
03:24:41
Should I don't.
03:24:41
I don't buy anything less.
03:24:43
What do you blow your nose in?
03:24:45
Penis period?
03:24:47
Cocaine, tissue.
03:24:50
What was the second answer? I heard Penis.
03:24:52
What do you say? Carried right.
03:24:54
What did you say?
03:24:55
I said it's
03:24:58
a cure.
03:24:58
Add Band-Aid.
03:25:00
So. Oh, the shitty tampons.
03:25:03
Yeah. Coca, cocaine.
03:25:05
What about that thing with hot, bubbling water?
03:25:06
What do you call that?
03:25:08
A bath
03:25:10
outside.
03:25:11
Oh, you.
03:25:13
You share with people during hot tub penis.
03:25:16
Hot tub tea.
03:25:18
Some people say Jacuzzi.
03:25:20
That's the brand name to call you.
03:25:22
Oh, I guess it's not sauna, hot tub.
03:25:26
It's over the pool.
03:25:28
Splicer
03:25:30
spritzer.
03:25:38
That's probably copyrighted.
03:25:40
Oh, listen, my my point here was that my utilitarian
03:25:45
consequentialist morality
03:25:49
is a is correct.
03:25:51
And I'll back this up because the alternative is Kantian.
03:25:59
What did he call it?
03:26:00
Kantian.
03:26:01
The second hand, like everyone knows that that means
03:26:07
disagreeing, thinking now
03:26:10
no amount of,
03:26:14
uh, the name was really Google
03:26:19
breaks that yet which is kind of does
03:26:24
yeah can't you shouldn't Kantian ethics
03:26:29
laundry man theory interesting here
03:26:31
isn't a control area relating to or consistent
03:26:36
with the works of German philosopher Immanuel Kant
03:26:41
and a person who supports the works of the jury.
03:26:44
What the what does he do now?
03:26:45
I have to look up what he did.
03:26:47
The most important thing. He was a philosopher.
03:26:49
He covered a lot of things other than ethics.
03:26:52
You have to remind me how I.
03:26:53
How can I say Kant again without people knowing it?
03:26:55
Can you remind me of that?
03:26:57
See what can I do?
03:26:59
See you next time. What I'm supposed to say.
03:27:02
See you next time. Spells cunt.
03:27:03
I forgot something. Really?
03:27:06
You? I
03:27:07
can go back to the trauma gurukul imperatives and guides.
03:27:12
I thought I heard you didn't dial back adult imperatives.
03:27:16
See you next Tuesday.
03:27:17
You in to see you next Tuesday.
03:27:19
See now you're in trouble if you say that on a Tuesday.
03:27:22
See you next Tuesday.
03:27:24
Charlie LEDUFF once again.
03:27:26
Love that, dude.
03:27:27
I love that. He just doesn't give a fuck.
03:27:29
You not afraid to speak the truth.
03:27:30
He's not afraid to take some shit. He's not afraid to give shit back.
03:27:33
And he's not afraid to drop some f bombs and some cunt bombs
03:27:36
is Gary.
03:27:37
I don't think I've studied fag enough on this episode episodes to do so much.
03:27:41
Say fag several times. Fagot
03:27:44
is fucking conficker motherfucker tits.
03:27:46
Is that enough or shall I go on?
03:27:48
Fagot fagot fagot fagot way go fagot jabber fagot fagot.
03:27:54
That's my favorite part.
03:27:55
How do you how do you do that without moving his mouth?
03:27:58
Go fagot, fagot, fagot jabber fagot Can you do it?
03:28:01
Drinking water.
03:28:02
Look, look. He's to.
03:28:04
And if you don't let him talk, we can't.
03:28:06
And I know that's the best part.
03:28:08
I just cut him off every day. Okay, so imagine drawing.
03:28:11
I are sitting there with a romantic French toast dinner.
03:28:15
And the idea is this sounds like
03:28:17
a story of a mob shows up.
03:28:21
An angry mob shows up to execute draw for his pedophile ism.
03:28:28
And I answer the door legend.
03:28:30
I have two options I could say draws right in the living room.
03:28:33
You can go get him and lynch him.
03:28:35
Or I could lie
03:28:39
and say, No, you just must do it.
03:28:42
That way.
03:28:43
So I give draw a chance to escape now if I lie.
03:28:48
But he over tears at the lynch mob, good for his patriotism
03:28:54
and he's in the back and they catch him because I lied
03:28:58
and I said off and he's outside and catch him
03:29:02
because of my lie, then I am guilty of lynching for
03:29:10
what?
03:29:11
That case.
03:29:12
My lie
03:29:15
was a bad move.
03:29:18
You're breaking up.
03:29:19
In the end, I followed it, but I would probably follow it.
03:29:23
Better to trap you.
03:29:26
I thought it would sound kind of sounded racist.
03:29:28
All right.
03:29:30
Harsh words.
03:29:31
Bullcrap Hard-R racist.
03:29:35
I'm surprised no one called or texted.
03:29:37
Everyone's a pussy
03:29:40
over.
03:29:40
And it was five rats. Three rats, three.
03:29:44
We lost him. I don't know why. I don't know.
03:29:46
I always think it's.
03:29:47
He didn't even
03:29:49
know Fagot.
03:29:52
All right, we'll play his game.
03:29:53
Encore.
03:29:55
Because I've never been to a rock concert.
03:29:58
I have.
03:29:59
I actually did this not that long ago
03:30:00
and people complimented me because people were on their cell phone.
03:30:02
There was a later
03:30:04
although I can't fucking it was it the hurdy concertante.
03:30:06
He has a song called Screen, which is basically pretty much like talking about like
03:30:13
the kid that's more obsessed with playing a baseball video game
03:30:17
than actually playing baseball or someone that's like, you know,
03:30:20
you're watching on a screen versus doing it in real life.
03:30:23
And so when he before he plays the song, he asks everyone to put
03:30:27
their cell phones away. No one take any video.
03:30:29
And so then I did the the lighter gimmick
03:30:31
and there were people around and they were like, Oh, it's so cool.
03:30:33
It's like, well, like I'm they're all there, but they're younger. So.
03:30:38
So but I remember when the lighter became a picture, there was a lighter app
03:30:42
where you held it up and it was an actual still a flame on your phone.
03:30:44
Everyone just uses their light.
03:30:46
Yeah, their phone camera. No. Yeah.
03:30:48
Well,
03:30:48
when you go to a football game, you download an app
03:30:50
and then you're all part of this collective
03:30:52
and the lights actually interact with each other.
03:30:54
So the whole stadium fucking spells shit. Yeah.
03:30:56
I go to, I go to, I do a class.
03:31:00
So I teach a class or seminar type thing in Cleveland, usually every month,
03:31:04
a month and a half, depending on the the turnout for our particular product.
03:31:10
And the
03:31:12
hotel is not too far away from the Browns Stadium.
03:31:15
And I did the Brown Stadium one time and I was like, yeah
03:31:18
you know this I and sat in the hotel until like the tickets
03:31:22
went to like the absolute cheapest.
03:31:24
And then I bought like the cheapest takers
03:31:25
because I didn't want to sit in my seats, to be honest.
03:31:28
I was like, okay, I'll just walk around the concourse.
03:31:30
But I forgot.
03:31:32
I forgot that they're making toasts.
03:31:35
Your toast is done.
03:31:36
All right. I forgot that.
03:31:39
That that they didn't really win anything.
03:31:40
And so their concourse is not very exciting.
03:31:42
It also is very boring.
03:31:47
Oh, is he back? Oh,
03:31:50
what in the hell?
03:31:53
How do you guys get me back
03:31:56
masturbating?
03:31:58
You're okay, I think, Barry.
03:31:59
I just knew or sounded muffled like you did before
03:32:02
I got you in my bag.
03:32:05
Yeah. Where did you go?
03:32:06
What was I saying about the Cleveland Browns Stadium?
03:32:09
I only wanted to bring them.
03:32:12
Uh, the guy covered in feces naked?
03:32:17
No, that was at the buffalo.
03:32:19
This is a boring stadium.
03:32:21
Oh, there was the game.
03:32:22
Oh, okay. So they had.
03:32:24
They gave out a wristband
03:32:26
that you would wear, and I actually still got it to make it okay with it.
03:32:31
So let me guess.
03:32:35
Do you still have all your ski lift tabs on your jacket to.
03:32:39
So they gave this to everyone at the door
03:32:42
and this linked up with a lighting pattern and everyone
03:32:47
had it on their wrists.
03:32:48
Yeah. And it was part of like a stupid thing
03:32:53
doesn't work anymore, but so very similar.
03:32:55
What you're saying with the app. With the.
03:32:57
Yeah.
03:32:58
They figured everybody has a phone, they might as well
03:32:59
just hook it up with an app and we might as well
03:33:01
then get to track everybody after that forgets to uninstall it after,
03:33:05
you know, how many of these were in the garbage, You know, it's plastic.
03:33:07
This is every single person there got one.
03:33:09
That's absolutely ridiculous.
03:33:11
It's just dumb little wristband sucking stupid rubber and groceries.
03:33:15
That is a problem.
03:33:18
How many people were at that stadium?
03:33:20
Every single person had one.
03:33:22
And then what they did?
03:33:24
We mention that two planned obsolescence is an incredible problem because.
03:33:27
The businesses preach and tout all this recycled renewable crap,
03:33:31
but until they make a car that you can just pull out the engine
03:33:34
and pop in a component
03:33:35
till they actually do modular and give a shit instead of
03:33:38
just try and sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell.
03:33:40
There's nothing we as individuals are going to be able to do
03:33:43
when they preach recycling plastics, but they actually only recycle 10%
03:33:46
what people put in because most plastics are not recyclable.
03:33:51
But I mean, how about not selling an iPhone every year?
03:33:54
If they were
03:33:55
to do notches, I an iPhone actually when it was usually only
03:33:59
one tiny component no bigger than a pea that breaks or changes or gets upgraded.
03:34:03
The rest is just repeated and reused over and over again.
03:34:06
No That's what I got annoyed with sports, video games and shit like that
03:34:09
because you don't need to buy them every year
03:34:11
because most of the time there's not significant upgrades.
03:34:13
Yeah, like maybe every two or three years.
03:34:15
And then the that they run their online stuff, you can always find
03:34:20
like updated rosters and shit if you really wanted to.
03:34:22
I agree.
03:34:23
Madden for the last 20 years has been a fucking $60 update.
03:34:27
Actually, honestly, I don't know how true to life it is,
03:34:31
but I've seen plenty of videos that they're pointing out like graphics
03:34:34
compared to the newer systems versus the older systems.
03:34:36
How it looks smoother, looks more a little bit more realistic.
03:34:39
I don't know.
03:34:40
There is a continuum if you look from beginning to end,
03:34:43
but from year to year, you really can't tell the difference.
03:34:46
There's no real difference.
03:34:47
You see what I know?
03:34:48
That's what sucks because there was between
03:34:50
Nintendo and Super Atari and Nintendo, there was a huge difference.
03:34:53
It was like, Oh my God, what the hell is this?
03:34:55
Nintendo? The Super Nintendo?
03:34:57
Same thing. Oh my God, what the hell is this?
03:34:59
Nintendo to Nintendo?
03:35:00
The Nintendo Super Nintendo to the 1064.
03:35:03
That was fucking huge.
03:35:05
Nintendo 64 to PlayStation.
03:35:08
That was a big league.
03:35:09
PlayStation two, PlayStation two. That was a big leap.
03:35:12
But then Xbox, Xbox Series X and PlayStation, PlayStation
03:35:15
four, PlayStation five, there's not like this
03:35:17
huge like, Oh my God, this is so much better.
03:35:20
When I got my PlayStation five, I was just like,
03:35:21
okay, this is pretty much the same shit I've been looking at.
03:35:24
The only I got the new one is because I want to play the next Gen Madden,
03:35:29
you know, was like that was like really?
03:35:30
I mean, the graphics are better, but it's still the same fricking game.
03:35:33
It was pretty cool.
03:35:34
I just,
03:35:35
I wanted one because my finances at the time were more available
03:35:38
and it was just like, Fuck it, I'm going to buy one.
03:35:40
I want one.
03:35:42
I had good timing too, because it was we played I play stuff with my son
03:35:45
because he was really into it and his age at the time.
03:35:47
So for sure. Yeah.
03:35:49
I mean, I think kids are still gravitating towards video games and shit like that
03:35:54
than ever.
03:35:54
Maybe it's all on has been What are you do Gary?
03:35:58
What do you play?
03:35:59
He plays a system Motorcyclist crash on telephone Do you play computer games?
03:36:04
He does You know he gets in them dumb little fucking telephone games.
03:36:10
Do you have a tin can from your
03:36:11
like a little of the thunder in the
03:36:17
city?
03:36:17
I'm trying to,
03:36:17
I'm trying to finish Legend of Dragon, which is original PlayStation game,
03:36:21
the role playing
03:36:22
game made by squares of the same people that make the Final Fantasy games.
03:36:25
And then when I'm done with that, I'm going to move on to either
03:36:28
Far Cry six or even buy the newest Final Fantasy that came out.
03:36:32
I haven't even played it yet, period.
03:36:35
I'm like 20 now.
03:36:37
I must playing a video.
03:36:38
I think it's 19 or Yeah, it's hard to keep games these days are so fucking long.
03:36:43
The coolest shit because in front of him is he seven was the coolest
03:36:46
Final Fantasy game and everyone who's a fan of the series would agree.
03:36:50
Make me do a remake and make it like so elaborate.
03:36:54
They get like way more in depth and it's just cool to see that
03:36:57
that shitty PlayStation world come to life and like a PlayStation five.
03:37:02
That difference is like awesome to look at
03:37:06
which but yeah, and the brand,
03:37:09
if you want to call it that,
03:37:13
you're like, Oh, I wanted to.
03:37:15
I don't have time to play video games because you got to grind
03:37:18
or either pay money. Nowadays you buy the interesting.
03:37:20
Yeah, you buy the game for 60 bucks and you're like,
03:37:22
Wait a minute, I have to build a character.
03:37:23
You want me to play every basketball game for me?
03:37:25
NBA, UK.
03:37:26
I have a job, I have a life, I have a family, I have an who.
03:37:29
I can go play basketball for real.
03:37:31
I don't know.
03:37:32
I don't know how these kids can commit 40 hours a week to it.
03:37:34
Just a grind in a video game.
03:37:37
When I was a kid, it seemed a bit normal,
03:37:39
but I still don't feel like the level the elaborate games are, I think.
03:37:44
I think they're longer.
03:37:45
When I was a kid, though, we got together only, you know what,
03:37:48
we would actually trade games.
03:37:49
One person had the Nintendo and somebody else
03:37:51
would bring the games over that they had, you know, everybody had the Nintendo,
03:37:54
but you didn't have to buy the game four times for four people nowadays.
03:37:57
You do?
03:37:59
Yeah. Yeah.
03:38:00
But I guess it's different.
03:38:01
So many problems.
03:38:03
I don't know. First world problems, though.
03:38:06
Video games are just so it's so time consuming.
03:38:09
I mean, you get all this, you have a large audience
03:38:12
that just watches people play video games versus plays video games themselves.
03:38:16
It's very weird that there's a market for you.
03:38:18
Every time I here, I definitely miss all the time.
03:38:20
I the only time I do that is
03:38:22
if I go, Hey, I'm interested in this game, what is the gameplay look like?
03:38:25
And so I then go to one of the videos and then I watch it for 2 minutes and.
03:38:28
I go pass or fail.
03:38:31
I'm sure that the people that watch that shit constantly and it's just
03:38:34
this is weird.
03:38:35
It's a dime a dozen.
03:38:36
There are so many video game streamers, TikTok is fucking full of them.
03:38:40
Twitch. That's their main gimmick.
03:38:41
Or at least was for a while.
03:38:43
Rumble There's a lot of streamers on Rumble, which is fine,
03:38:47
but it's just it's just somebody else's video game.
03:38:50
I said, I don't understand how if, if we were to play on YouTube
03:38:54
specifically like somebody else's music, we would get flagged.
03:38:57
But if we play a video game, I don't understand how
03:39:01
that's not stealing a lot of them intellectual content.
03:39:04
If this is like I know there's a couple of them, like Sony,
03:39:08
they will even the video game track.
03:39:09
They'll they'll hit it the track though, but not a lot of them.
03:39:13
A lot of YouTubers will change the music track or just turn it off.
03:39:17
Okay though the visual.
03:39:18
What about the cut scenes? Like do they try
03:39:21
to cut scenes?
03:39:22
I don't know how that works. Like because I always wondered about that.
03:39:24
I could see the cutting.
03:39:26
They might not usually go gameplay.
03:39:28
I think.
03:39:29
I think it only matters if it's still there are just still there
03:39:31
intellectual property like why doesn't Star Trek
03:39:34
what is it Star Trek after us Because of the cardboard out.
03:39:37
You can't you can't watch Star Trek. You can't watch a movie.
03:39:40
You couldn't watch a movie unless we were hardcore,
03:39:42
unless we had a craft way in the bottom corner.
03:39:45
And we were talking about it the entire time
03:39:47
then there would be some commentary, correct?
03:39:50
It has to be transformed. And so I'm a muppet.
03:39:52
How old is that?
03:39:53
Because that looks like the Kermit I used to have when I was a child.
03:39:56
It is your original childhood, Kermit.
03:39:59
No, it's just some child's Kermit that somehow.
03:40:03
What's in those bands, though?
03:40:05
Did you switch?
03:40:07
Should we do a box for their children in those video?
03:40:09
Open. Whatever. Let's see what It's the most random, right?
03:40:13
That there are three boxes up there.
03:40:17
So he's grabbing the center one right now. Okay.
03:40:20
Do remember this right?
03:40:21
I'm not giving you the blue to stick around.
03:40:23
And one we'll pick it random.
03:40:24
We want the girls in there.
03:40:28
Halloween decoration.
03:40:30
Why is that not?
03:40:31
Our guys are not out because they have so many, they can't put them all out.
03:40:35
They don't even know where they are. And so the problem.
03:40:37
Yeah, these are all Halloween. Keep this up.
03:40:39
We just do a favor.
03:40:40
I drove past a house just by seeing all the stuff in the front yard.
03:40:43
All I wondered is, where does that stuff go?
03:40:45
In the off season, it was more than what literally just did you a favor.
03:40:50
You found all you body is going to be happy.
03:40:53
Oh, my God.
03:40:54
You were awesome. Yeah, well, the
03:40:56
the reveal was a little bit the reveal was a little bit blown
03:40:59
because it does say Halloween written on the side of the bed.
03:41:02
Yeah, that's why I grabbed it.
03:41:05
Oh, you're a dipshit. That's right.
03:41:07
That's gay. There's a lot of dumb fucking.
03:41:10
There's anything wrong with me.
03:41:10
Maybe this will be the new things we're going ticktock, chores.
03:41:17
These are great.
03:41:19
Yeah, they are. They should be out.
03:41:21
It's fucking almost Halloween.
03:41:24
It's.
03:41:24
You're going to have them out for five days
03:41:26
and then have to put them back away.
03:41:28
What do they say?
03:41:30
They're great.
03:41:31
I'm pretty good for seven.
03:41:34
And then you're going to put them away immediately.
03:41:36
A week?
03:41:37
Yeah. You should have this out. We get it.
03:41:40
Halloween, we give you order, but you don't get too many trick or treaters.
03:41:44
Oh, it's a bag.
03:41:47
They're not allowed within 50
03:41:49
feet of scary, so they have to put signs out.
03:41:53
Please do not come to this door
03:41:56
due to law.
03:41:57
You're right.
03:41:58
You're right.
03:41:58
Halloween is one of the nights they got to lock themselves up.
03:42:00
I remember.
03:42:03
He's got to report and lock yourself up.
03:42:06
That probably happens.
03:42:07
And again, Michael Carey going.
03:42:09
It absolutely does.
03:42:10
For the record, I know that I don't have to,
03:42:12
but I know that there is a law in Michigan.
03:42:14
If you're on the registry, you have to report
03:42:16
and lock yourself up on Halloween because there's too many loose kids out.
03:42:21
I don't know why I'm laughing at that.
03:42:22
That's business.
03:42:24
True story, True, sir.
03:42:26
True regulation.
03:42:27
I mean, that. That.
03:42:28
Yeah, it's too late.
03:42:30
Do you know where your children are?
03:42:32
Do you know your children? It's toy.
03:42:35
You know. You're
03:42:38
like it's even creepier.
03:42:41
After talking to.
03:42:41
I know I'm going to cringe so hard when I because I hate that noise.
03:42:46
But apparently that gets big talk.
03:42:49
So I apologize to my the normal audience that may be listening,
03:42:53
but apparently they get to use you get like 7.2.
03:42:56
Okay.
03:42:57
All right Selena Gomez, do you fucking change your shirt again?
03:43:02
Yeah, that's like your third wardrobe change.
03:43:04
And this show has production value.
03:43:06
Everyone, I want you to notice that
03:43:10
I'm only going to do. I'm not going.
03:43:11
I actually kind of had
03:43:14
to take off all your clothes.
03:43:19
Three red flags.
03:43:20
He's got candy in his pocket. He's got a stuffed animal in the pocket.
03:43:23
Now he's hired. He's got to take all his clothes off.
03:43:26
Who, me or.
03:43:27
Hey, little Johnny, have you ever have you ever taken
03:43:30
Polaroids?
03:43:34
Yeah.
03:43:34
He didn't even have to quit a Snapple job.
03:43:36
They found out what he was doing with the white van.
03:43:42
He took his van away.
03:43:45
Excuse me, sir.
03:43:46
Where? He's going to say something. I can tell it's going to end.
03:43:48
I know he all he wants is he actually slows down and takes a breath.
03:43:52
He's got to take it.
03:43:53
He's going to say more than three words.
03:43:54
Hold on this.
03:43:55
Watch this.
03:43:59
What are you doing as above?
03:44:00
So below.
03:44:03
Fair enough.
04:07:22
Follow
04:07:24
me to this.
04:07:26
I'm not there where I'm supposed to show you.
04:07:29
So yeah, you know I did that.
04:07:31
I will explain that since it's extra a half hour content.
04:07:35
So when I set up
04:07:35
all yes, I have a start start recording, I hit that and it starts.
04:07:39
But now I added this new multiple outlets thing so I can go to Rumble, Facebook,
04:07:44
Twitch, YouTube.
04:07:48
No. So I said if I timed it all,
04:07:52
I timed it all.
04:07:53
I hit the fucking cut, you know, fade to black.
04:07:58
Stop. I hit, stop, stop streaming.
04:08:00
Boom, We're done.
04:08:01
We chatted and then I looked
04:08:03
when when I looked, I'm like, Why are we still getting 11 seven?
04:08:06
You know, it should be over and transcoding.
04:08:07
And I looked at my little plug in and I see rumble.
04:08:11
It still says Stop, which means I have to go side
04:08:13
over there and hit stop on that rumble feed.
04:08:17
So that's awesome.
04:08:17
I stopped the recording.
04:08:18
I stopped our own individual stream.
04:08:21
So how's everybody? The 11 people watching?
04:08:22
What do you think?
04:08:24
You we stop breathing the same shit.
04:08:26
The other people thought it was absolutely nothing to call or text in there.
04:08:32
Probably that was the best part of the podcast to where we can say, Yeah,
04:08:36
everything was concise and there wasn't like any like retard talking.
04:08:42
You're frozen.
04:08:42
I don't know why you're frozen in sense.
04:08:47
What are you just moved.
04:08:47
Wow. As soon as I said that,
04:08:51
I don't know. There was a lot of doom.
04:08:52
Yeah, No, it's going. It's wrong.
04:08:53
I mean,
04:08:55
that's bizarre.
04:08:57
That was a problem.
04:08:59
So part of me was thinking, like, we're having a conversation.
04:09:03
We should just, like, dump it out.
04:09:05
But it really wasn't that interesting.
04:09:07
But apparently 12 people think it is.
04:09:10
Well, it's the funny thing is we were black
04:09:12
and we had 14 as soon as I put us on it, shut down to seven, eight, seven.
04:09:16
We were black.
04:09:18
We were black. Yeah.
04:09:19
So I know. That's very racist.
04:09:21
These are. Oh, you know what?
04:09:22
Not come to think of it, it could have just been a dark screen.
04:09:26
Maybe I did mute the audio.
04:09:28
I don't fucking know
04:09:30
because people were just watching a dark screen with no audio.
04:09:32
I God bless do.
04:09:34
That's what I was trying to say
04:09:37
that I wanted to.
04:09:37
There's a YouTube channel that rocked the viral charts
04:09:41
and all he did was had a black screen with a number.
04:09:44
And I don't know if he started on 100 or 30 or whatever, but each day
04:09:47
at exactly the same time, he he flipped the number down.
04:09:51
It counted down one at the end.
04:09:53
There were like 300,000 people on every what was happening at the end.
04:09:57
They would just change it.
04:09:58
Well, at the end it was like not that's coming out,
04:10:01
but so every once in a while, out of 100 times
04:10:03
or whatever, they're like three or four Easter eggs
04:10:04
where he put a little special thing or whatever.
04:10:06
So people were like hoping that something would happen.
04:10:09
Yeah, maybe the black screen is the way to go.
04:10:11
We should just show 3 hours of a black screen.
04:10:13
Oh, I know the black screen. And they are smart.
04:10:17
So hoping didn't ever hear that again.
04:10:21
Like, oh, please join us next week.
04:10:24
The creepy when there's nobody
04:10:26
if three people it's weird to people it's fucking creepy, right?
04:10:29
Yeah. You're whispering in my ear
04:10:32
and all the people want you to head after you need it.
04:10:37
I got a button now.
04:10:39
Fuck you.
04:10:42
So I'm going to refresh, but I'm pretty sure there's only two thumbs up.
04:10:46
I know it's bullshit. Somebody failed.
04:10:48
I came through. I did. I came through.
04:10:50
I came to the hearing.
04:10:52
His name is in the fucking title and he doesn't thumbs up his own show out.
04:10:57
If there's anybody left and still watching or anybody is going to cut and edit
04:11:00
this, please comment if Gary should participate more or
04:11:03
if it's a good level and if he should at least thumbs up his own video.
04:11:07
That's like running for office and not voting for yourself.
04:11:11
If you don't mind showing up late
04:11:12
because you're sleeping, you know, if you don't
04:11:16
see, I would I would say that.
04:11:18
But I'm pretty sure on the second show no, I was here.
04:11:20
He did that.
04:11:22
There's a great story about the second show.
04:11:24
He'll tell us one day.
04:11:25
I can show.
04:11:26
Oh yeah.
04:11:27
Before in the before, in little long, long ago.
04:11:31
Special Friday show
04:11:34
The before time.
04:11:35
The long, long ago.
04:11:37
Oh megaliths
04:11:39
that's one like I was like oh these are going to be some great topics
04:11:42
because I love me some geezer I love these are megaliths
04:11:46
but we get stuff,
04:11:50
we get nothing.
04:11:52
Well look, I was I was joking.
04:11:55
It's a marathon, not a sprint.
04:11:56
It's because I sent him a bunch of questions.
04:11:58
I'm like, What's your mission statement?
04:12:00
What's your goal?
04:12:01
Do you plan on doing this indefinitely for 20 shows?
04:12:03
For 40 shows? For 200 shows, right? Yeah, right.
04:12:05
I'm like,
04:12:06
to be honest, if you plan on doing it for like 200 shows or indefinitely, maybe,
04:12:10
maybe you should stop stuffing all the fucking
04:12:13
I mean, problems could have been ten episodes
04:12:16
if we would have been a little more specific.
04:12:17
So that's I've usually tried to spin the topic
04:12:21
in the direction that like I find interesting.
04:12:24
And so usually I dial towards, you know, ancient Egypt, religion, shit like that.
04:12:29
So that's kind of why I there's a repeating themes I think in my
04:12:32
when I talk because that's kind of like what I'm interested in.
04:12:36
But at the same time, don't mind being steered in whatever direction,
04:12:40
whether it's currents or math or, you know,
04:12:43
all the other obscure shit that I might not be Homo New Deal.
04:12:46
I like, you know, that was great.
04:12:48
You said steered with currents.
04:12:50
I love that was I mean, you know, the curve over my head.
04:12:56
So if you're in a
04:12:56
river, the current would steer you.
04:13:00
Oh, okay. I get you.
04:13:02
I like know I like to be steered by current.
04:13:05
I'm just turning it off.
04:13:09
It's another thing
04:13:09
I don't I don't hit any buttons or sound effects in the aftershow.
04:13:13
It's just talk. Oh, you don't have to.
04:13:16
I don't want to.
04:13:17
You don't need to.
04:13:18
That's why I don't want to.
04:13:20
You don't need to.
04:13:22
If I have to wear the ribbon.
04:13:23
That's why I don't want to go.
04:13:26
Poor Gary got to get up early.
04:13:28
I'm surprised I still turn on that course,
04:13:31
Change it to focus on what is in your earlier.
04:13:35
I mind doing this exact response and
04:13:38
I think it's clear that no, we must be consistent.
04:13:41
And I don't know if he's he's already changed several times,
04:13:43
you know, Gary more than me.
04:13:45
So I said, Hey,
04:13:45
I sent him this whole list of stuff
04:13:47
where it might not be a bad thing to change to different.
04:13:50
Well, so like, one of the things I said is we should be consistent.
04:13:53
And he didn't we didn't do very well at the 5:00 slot,
04:13:58
but maybe they had nothing to do with one another.
04:14:00
But so I sent him a thing because we were bouncing around
04:14:03
and he were doing two or 3 hours.
04:14:05
The number one rule of podcasting is to be consistent.
04:14:07
So is he serious?
04:14:09
Did he hear me and he's listening to that or is he mocking me
04:14:11
when he says, we got to be consistent even if it's on
04:14:14
even if it's negative effect to us, consistent with content,
04:14:17
not consistent with like you do want to be predictable, but
04:14:24
if it's there for four weeks, we change the 6:00 and then change back.
04:14:27
That's I don't think that's a big deal as long as it's Monday.
04:14:30
I try to keep up with wrestling.
04:14:31
I don't have time to listen to or watch the shows as much, but
04:14:34
I will listen to podcasts, a couple of them that talk about them
04:14:38
and legitimate podcasts that have former wrestlers on them that
04:14:44
these fake want to be people that have nothing to do with the business.
04:14:47
I don't know, but I hate wrestling.
04:14:49
I just can't go rock and stone cold and D-Generation
04:14:54
suck it and all that shit that was
04:14:56
I was a fan as a kid, a little bit like Hulk Hogan and Ultimate Warrior.
04:14:59
I met Brutus The Barber Beefcake.
04:15:01
There's a picture of me when I'm a child like maybe six, seven years old.
04:15:05
Did you have all that?
04:15:06
Did you have all the dogs?
04:15:07
No, not at all. No, no, no, no.
04:15:10
I just met him and got an autograph.
04:15:12
I don't know what I what I did with it, but,
04:15:15
you know, dipped out and then the Rock in Stone Cold there era,
04:15:19
there was like a good five year chunk that like it was one of the more popular
04:15:24
things in beat.
04:15:25
They beat the NFL in ratings on Monday night and
04:15:31
Monday night.
04:15:31
Raw an actual of the Monday night raw the during the NCAA.
04:15:36
I had a friend I had a friend that was so into it was that when it was dropped.
04:15:42
No well so under the age of 32 it was really that kind of spurred.
04:15:47
Yeah.
04:15:47
So because Hulk Hogan went from WCW, WCW,
04:15:51
the NWA was huge Stone Cold, Steve Austin, that was his breakout time
04:15:56
D-Generation X And so literally nine or 10 million
04:15:59
people were watching wrestling Monday night,
04:16:03
more than more than.
04:16:04
And the ratings nowadays are
04:16:08
one 1.5 million best, maybe 2 million.
04:16:13
Yeah, I wasn't much of a buddy of mine that I worked with was into it.
04:16:16
And every Monday because we worked the afternoon shift
04:16:18
and there was nobody around at two in the morning,
04:16:20
the few of us after work would go to his house and watch it every Monday.
04:16:24
Yeah, I've got in my closet over there.
04:16:26
I had a stone cold Steve Austin for the middle finger in Iraq thing.
04:16:29
But after that I dipped out for 15 years
04:16:32
and then for some reason I was like, Oh yeah, I remember that shit.
04:16:36
And you pay for
04:16:38
like Hulu got their episodes and shit.
04:16:40
And so it's like, Well, let me catch up on that.
04:16:42
And so like, I mean, I just do it kind of for nostalgia, to be honest.
04:16:45
None of that, none of that conversation was recorded.
04:16:47
It was all just black screen and good, but it still rolled.
04:16:51
I mean, I still we're on Rumble now.
04:16:53
This conversation is on.
04:16:54
We're on for one minute in the end.
04:16:57
So until I switched, until I switched it where you could see us.
04:17:01
Yeah, it's just a black screen with no audio.
04:17:03
Okay. Yeah, I see that now. Yeah.
04:17:05
Do you ever see those albums where the last song you leave, it's silent
04:17:08
for fucking 15 minutes.
04:17:09
I used to love that back in the day.
04:17:11
There either be a hidden track or the, you know, you said, Oh, every single album.
04:17:15
It was like, I wonder if there's a hidden track.
04:17:17
I wonder if there's a hidden track.
04:17:18
Yeah, it's like one of these days, you know, you don't know.
04:17:22
It's like a marvel movie into the credits, wondering if there's a cut scene.
04:17:26
Yeah, Or even just the cartoon.
04:17:28
The front end.
04:17:29
I forget what this is.
04:17:31
Flashdance. Hidden track.
04:17:34
If you actually sit through the fucking time.
04:17:37
I don't know how long it was, but it was more than a few minutes.
04:17:40
Well, that's what I kind of like, because I.
04:17:42
I'm used to the podcast.
04:17:44
I've dealt with our prerecorded they do do leadership
04:17:47
and they think more on their prerecorded and this is a value to something
04:17:51
that's live. That's why we were rather off.
04:17:53
That's why Tik Tok live is way more interesting than Tic TAC recorded
04:17:58
because you're literally looking at people.
04:17:59
You can interact with them in real time
04:18:01
and so there's just a different value there to me, to the bars that way lower.
04:18:05
Like if it's live, I'm already intrigued.
04:18:07
I already want to,
04:18:08
you know, I'm pretty into, yeah, we're not going back and editing.
04:18:10
We're doing this on the cuff like so that that being said,
04:18:14
with no production meeting this week being busy,
04:18:17
there's a button on this where we can record locally.
04:18:21
So in this case, everything that have happened
04:18:23
in Fucked Up, at least for post-production,
04:18:25
we could have had our own individual footages.
04:18:27
We could have had that conversation,
04:18:30
which I kind of I didn't care about.
04:18:31
But now that I thought I had it, Now it's gone. Now I miss it.
04:18:34
What kind of weird shit is that? Yeah, it was my band.
04:18:36
I mean, it was at least content. I mean, content is king.
04:18:39
As long as you provide something, people, people will absorb it.
04:18:42
That's why I started this whole thing. And I did.
04:18:43
I asked all my friends anybody that would even listen at work,
04:18:46
anybody who I thought was even the slightest bit of the character.
04:18:49
And out of 50 people that I talked to over the course of, like two or
04:18:52
three months, Gary is the only one that didn't tell me to fuck off.
04:18:55
That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.
04:18:57
So I was pissed off like Gary.
04:18:59
In fact, he said it was a dream of his.
04:19:01
I don't know if that's real or if he's because I can't believe anything he says
04:19:04
ever.
04:19:06
When the
04:19:07
Mike show was going out there, they were so respected.
04:19:12
They were replaced by Dave and Chuck.
04:19:13
For whatever reason, they were number one.
04:19:16
When they went off the air, they were number one for frickin 15 years.
04:19:20
And They it was they allowed them to have a one last week.
04:19:24
And I text they had a text line that I would usually get.
04:19:27
Sometimes my texts read just random shit is like they show out or anything or
04:19:32
but you could ask questions or provide comments.
04:19:35
And so I texted several times like, you guys need to start your own podcast.
04:19:39
I never listen to a podcast a day in my life at that point,
04:19:43
the one producer, Mike Walters, and then the one Drew and Mike was Mike
04:19:48
or Drew Laine, who and then Mike Clark, who has passed away.
04:19:52
But Mike Clark for some reason didn't did not
04:19:56
they all parlayed to the sports station one, two, five, one at the time,
04:20:00
they didn't want anything to do with my Clark
04:20:02
because he was just more of like a comedian style.
04:20:04
Yeah, I do believe he was hardcore.
04:20:07
George Carlin is like, like savant memory when it comes to sports shit It's very it
04:20:12
remarkable but so Mike Walters then did a show with Mike Clark
04:20:17
and then Mike Clark was kind of like he wasn't that into it, whatever.
04:20:20
So then he started doing the podcast with his buddy Jay,
04:20:23
who was a lawyer who didn't really like lawyering that much.
04:20:28
And so he had a different perspective.
04:20:30
And so it was a very entertaining podcast, and I kind of got latched to it
04:20:34
and did a meet and greets and like I at one point were just
04:20:38
I bitch about the they had a writer that was helping him, who was an intern
04:20:42
with Drew and Mike at the time, and he
04:20:45
don't be so hard on yourself.
04:20:47
Mike Walters said that like when I met this guy,
04:20:50
he literally fell out of his chair within like 5 minutes of meeting him.
04:20:54
And he's like, I knew his goal because, like,
04:20:56
it was the kind of a Howard Stern age where if you find a retired
04:21:00
and you put him on radio, you can get some good content out of it.
04:21:05
And so that was the third guy on the show.
04:21:07
And so I would kind of bitch just for fun about him
04:21:10
because he would do the best of episodes and they would be the shittiest.
04:21:13
The audio would be fucked up and I'd just bitch about it.
04:21:16
And so they emailed me back and they were like, Hey, do you want to do
04:21:20
we kind of want to talk to you? Like, what's, what's your number?
04:21:22
And so I was like, Holy shit, fucking weird.
04:21:25
And so they were like, Hey, you know, you bitch about this.
04:21:27
And you said, You can do a better job.
04:21:29
We're curious if you wouldn't mind doing that.
04:21:32
And I knew that they didn't have they weren't making any money
04:21:35
and they never really made I never ask for money.
04:21:38
I probably maybe should have at some point.
04:21:40
And that's kind of what soured me a little bit.
04:21:43
But I was I, Why don't you start doing something for free?
04:21:45
It's kind of hard to change.
04:21:47
It was a lot of people
04:21:48
that were helping them, but I just wish I was embraced more because I was
04:21:51
I still, I guess, have an open invite over to his house
04:21:55
because I haven't talked to him that that long ago.
04:21:59
But I, I don't know.
04:22:01
I just if I'm not invited or if I'm there is a lot of people
04:22:04
that were clamoring because he's he's friends
04:22:06
with like Darren McCarty he's friends with like a lot of
04:22:09
because the through the radio station they met a lot of local celebrities
04:22:13
and so people other fan people would clamor to that
04:22:18
and try to and I never was about that I never wanted to be like that.
04:22:22
And so I would just let other people, but at the same time would kind of annoy me
04:22:26
because there be other people that would be invited to share it.
04:22:28
And it's like, Man, I might help you motherfuckers.
04:22:30
Oh, why don't you fucking invite me to something like more private or whatever?
04:22:34
Or like,
04:22:36
But I don't know.
04:22:38
I talked to Darren McCarty.
04:22:39
I talked to some marginally famous
04:22:42
comedian locally that
04:22:46
hung out with Darren McCarty.
04:22:50
What's that thing called?
04:22:51
Not a shovel.
04:22:52
What do you move Snow with a snow blower.
04:22:55
Snow blower?
04:22:56
How do you how do you say the verb of that is snow blower or snow blue?
04:23:00
Darren McCarty Snow blued my driveway.
04:23:03
Really?
04:23:03
Yeah.
04:23:03
See, that's also why Darren McCarty is a little bit
04:23:05
more available because he's had a bit of a downfall.
04:23:08
Total thumbs up to Darren McCarty do we were
04:23:11
my wife and I were shovel and I my snow blower was buried
04:23:15
we had just come back from vacation and we couldn't pull in.
04:23:17
So there was literally three four feet of snow plow, snow.
04:23:21
And my
04:23:22
neighbor and a guy came over and started helping us.
04:23:26
And I look, I mean, I knew right away and I was like,
04:23:29
Darren McCarty, like, actually, I first I said, I know you from TV.
04:23:32
I don't know where, but I know you from TV because duty at fault, it was freezing.
04:23:36
You know, all I could see
04:23:38
was this much of his face, but I still recognize him from that much.
04:23:42
Motherfucker helped us clear our whole driveway out.
04:23:45
Nice guy.
04:23:46
Reeked of reeked of alcohol at the time when he got over that.
04:23:51
But it is kind of weird because he.
04:23:52
He claims that, like, we'd saved him from alcohol, which is fine.
04:23:55
I understand transferring the addiction, but, yeah,
04:23:59
you know, there's still a burden on your lungs when it comes.
04:24:02
And I quit smoking. Cigarets.
04:24:03
But I switched to weed.
04:24:05
Yeah, I quit smoking cigarets soon so I could.
04:24:07
I could smoke more weed. Yeah.
04:24:09
I smoked from about
04:24:12
1819 until
04:24:13
about 2627, you know, So I don't I quit.
04:24:17
I don't even want to say I smoked for that longer.
04:24:20
I'll say I know my dad smoked for
04:24:23
I think 20, 25 years and he's in his mid seventies and he's even,
04:24:29
you know, big dude, little overweight has had issues
04:24:32
with 8484 to 2000.
04:24:36
If we re born in 84.
04:24:40
Yeah, exactly.
04:24:44
Yeah.
04:24:46
And I graduated high school in 2003.
04:24:49
Oh you didn't.
04:24:51
Yeah. Really.
04:24:53
Yeah.
04:24:53
That's when my first kid was born.
04:24:56
GROSS.
04:24:59
No kids that you know of.
04:25:02
Not that I know of.
04:25:04
Why not?
04:25:06
Never found anyone?
04:25:08
No. My girlfriend and I have been together for almost 11 years,
04:25:13
which is not possible.
04:25:15
Her absence against what we've about and we just don't do it.
04:25:18
It's none of my fucking business. Nobody.
04:25:21
None of that.
04:25:21
No, no, It's just. It's a large task.
04:25:24
And we want to make sure that we're we're we have the finances.
04:25:28
We don't want to be shitty parents.
04:25:30
We don't want to have scrounge for money.
04:25:32
We don't. We want to make sure everything's right.
04:25:35
So that is.
04:25:36
That is a very responsible answer.
04:25:40
Yeah.
04:25:40
No, that's what has been friends
04:25:42
that have made mistakes and it looks like a pain in the ass.
04:25:45
I've had people that I've worked across that have like two kids and we make them
04:25:48
or I make more money them
04:25:49
and I sit there and I know how to manage and I make more money than you.
04:25:54
How the fuck do you do that?
04:25:56
Yeah, it's it's not easy.
04:25:58
But from my experience, because I waited, I mean,
04:26:02
I didn't get hired classification job and you get but in my
04:26:06
I was, you know, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, making,
04:26:11
you know, anywhere from 12 to 18,
04:26:14
17, 16, maybe
04:26:17
12 to $15 an hour, wondering how people are,
04:26:22
you know, with kids are doing the same, are do with
04:26:27
and I'm living at home of my parents at the time do you know even if you
04:26:31
I mean I don't think completely you'll ever really think you're ready
04:26:34
even though you probably are.
04:26:35
And I'm not talking, you know, having kids just don't.
04:26:38
I don't know. I don't, don't, don't.
04:26:41
Her sister is getting a divorce from.
04:26:45
Her husband, they both have kind of issues, but she's at least
04:26:50
diagnosed with bipolar disorder and he knew it going in.
04:26:53
But they've had two kids and there's just a lot of drama and it's kind of bullshit.
04:26:57
And I'd love to beat the fuck out of that dude.
04:26:59
And I may I may at some point twist his arm hard enough.
04:27:02
And honestly, I've told my girlfriend several times
04:27:05
he wants he's the type of person that's going to call the police and
04:27:08
I'm the type of person that it's
04:27:09
like I'm smart enough to know an assault charge is an assault charge.
04:27:13
So whether I punch you once or of 15 times, it's just an assault charge.
04:27:18
So, you know, I'm willing to make that threat
04:27:22
is there's a lot of you know it's he's
04:27:24
abusive in the fuckface he promises kid he was just this weekend he promises kid
04:27:29
that he was going to see him her on his birthday
04:27:33
on his birthday and he decided to blow the kid off and go to Dave and Buster's,
04:27:38
which is a kid friendly event area My girlfriend, I go there
04:27:43
occasionally as well,
04:27:46
and he went there with his mom,
04:27:48
his dad and his friend or two or something and just totally blew his head off.
04:27:53
And his kid was upset as if it was her fault.
04:27:56
Like, Oh, I missed it.
04:27:57
And it's like, No, your dad's a dick, but your dad's an asshole.
04:28:00
There's a lot of stories, but so her my girlfriend, I have over the past year
04:28:05
taken that kid to the circus, taking her to the zoo, taking her to
04:28:11
to my girlfriend's cottage out west of north out west. I'm
04:28:17
aware that is anywhere.
04:28:18
Just west. What are you, stupid?
04:28:20
Defending the west?
04:28:21
There's no such thing as out west.
04:28:23
So she got a she got a five year old daughter.
04:28:25
And then,
04:28:27
I don't know.
04:28:28
I don't know how old the baby is.
04:28:29
It's like a baby thing still.
04:28:31
It's like just walking sort of it's maybe a little slow.
04:28:35
I'm not sure that's what my girlfriend potentially thinks.
04:28:38
But the five year old is extremely smart.
04:28:41
They're so boring when they're they're little and don't do anything.
04:28:43
We took a motherfucker to the zoo.
04:28:45
Normally, there's the thing will cry
04:28:46
when the mom sits down for 2 seconds the thing and we it to the zoo.
04:28:50
And it didn't make a fucking peep the whole time
04:28:52
and even knew were like the snacks after grabbing all the snacks.
04:28:55
And even just the other day, I always waved to it and it never,
04:28:58
it just sits there and stares at me like I'm a fucking retard.
04:29:01
Are you talking to a five year old or so?
04:29:03
This is like the, I don't know, baby one year old yoga.
04:29:08
This is one I don't fucking know.
04:29:10
But the motherfucker kept waving to me, and so it's like, okay,
04:29:13
all of a sudden now you're waving to me all the goddamn time
04:29:15
and you wouldn't fucking wave at me, period.
04:29:17
But we await been dealing.
04:29:19
We've been dealing with those kids.
04:29:21
You waved at him.
04:29:22
You mean black kids?
04:29:25
If it's a little girl,
04:29:26
you wave to him and then he saw you next time and way back.
04:29:29
That's amazing.
04:29:30
He's trying to. He's trying to connect and relate to you.
04:29:32
Well, I've been waving at that fucker for the last, like,
04:29:36
I don't know, eight months when I've seen it.
04:29:38
And then all of a sudden it's hardcore.
04:29:39
Every time it sees me, it's waving now. So it's.
04:29:42
Yeah, that's mimicking. That's exactly what he said.
04:29:44
All right.
04:29:45
Well every time I do it and all of a sudden
04:29:47
it was doing it even when I wasn't doing it.
04:29:49
And I'm like, What the fuck just happened?
04:29:50
And he's saying it was friend saying the same thing.
04:29:53
You are like, Dude, why don't you fucking wave back at me?
04:29:55
What the fuck have you been doing this whole time?
04:29:57
I thought we had a connection.
04:29:59
No, but been dealing with that.
04:30:01
And like the five year old, like, I'll.
04:30:02
I'll run around the house with her.
04:30:04
We'll play kind of hide and seek and share, and it's like it's.
04:30:06
It's.
04:30:08
It's a lot.
04:30:08
I can't imagine that. 24 seven.
04:30:12
Would you ever think about this?
04:30:13
Now imagine it doing it 20, 25 years older if you're going to wait forever
04:30:17
or unless you never if you never have kids, then no.
04:30:21
Yeah, I get that. I'd rather be.
04:30:23
I rather be financially.
04:30:24
I'm 50 something with fucking two teenagers.
04:30:28
Well, I'm 38, so I'm not I've got no issues.
04:30:32
My girlfriend's nine, nine, ten years younger than me.
04:30:37
So that's I go for
04:30:39
you got more, you got a little extra time there, a little buffer, right.
04:30:42
Or no, eight, eight years, eight, eight or nine years we've been together.
04:30:46
Ten, 11, you and Yeah.
04:30:49
What's the
04:30:49
secret to 11 years Happy or is it only like seven years happy?
04:30:53
11 Together we really haven't established
04:30:58
like a I would say we slow and go.
04:31:01
You know,
04:31:03
her parents were her parents are very specific
04:31:08
especially her mom was very high demanding.
04:31:10
And so she was always afraid to bring me around and
04:31:16
and I also have hang up, too, because I don't like to just bring people around.
04:31:20
I've had cousins.
04:31:21
I would bring like, you know, girlfriends to Christmas and shit.
04:31:24
And it's like, oh, I have to meet this girl this year
04:31:27
and then another girl the next year and then another girl the next year.
04:31:30
That's like going out with the female people.
04:31:31
And it's like I always looked at that as like, You look fucking stupid.
04:31:35
So I never wanted to do that.
04:31:37
When you get to be my age, turn that into weddings.
04:31:39
You're like, Dude, no, no. Right.
04:31:41
I went to the second one.
04:31:42
I'm not going to the third one.
04:31:44
Let me know when you're going to stay off the fifth one.
04:31:46
Maybe I'll come back.
04:31:48
I mean, even when I was dating chicks and my mom would
04:31:51
potentially bump into them because, like, coming and going, like, Oh, who's that?
04:31:55
And it's like, Oh, I would I would just say, a friend.
04:31:57
I don't know why, but I've always just been very
04:32:01
protective of that nature.
04:32:02
I don't know why.
04:32:03
And I feel like she's kind of that same way too.
04:32:08
And yeah, you're on the road a lot too, right?
04:32:11
So I'm known before though.
04:32:13
But I mean, she was at the time she when I met her, she was going
04:32:18
Schoolcraft College trying to tie some shit up.
04:32:21
Then she went to Michigan State for a year and then she went to Eastern.
04:32:26
And so when she moved to Michigan State was kind of like,
04:32:29
I don't know if this is going to work out because like,
04:32:33
that's kind of far.
04:32:34
She's in a college atmosphere.
04:32:35
There's a lot of shit going on.
04:32:37
Like, you know, a lot of shit going on. Yeah.
04:32:40
And so I was kind of nervous about that.
04:32:42
But we we got through that.
04:32:43
She went to she was going to Eastern, which was way closer.
04:32:47
She got a degree in friggin neuroscience, bachelor's degree
04:32:50
in neuroscience or medicine.
04:32:53
I actually help
04:32:55
pay for some of it, to be honest, but
04:32:58
at that point we were pretty well invested.
04:33:00
We've been well invested for a long time.
04:33:02
We know we're stuck with each other.
04:33:04
We know we're going to get married.
04:33:05
We're all of our friends have her friends, but our friends,
04:33:12
they've all met their significant others way after us and they're all married
04:33:16
and we kind of just look back and go, It's like, What are you Russians?
04:33:20
Or What's the big deal?
04:33:22
I don't know, because if have kids and it's like
04:33:26
chasing after kids when you're old sucks.
04:33:29
That's why I'm fine with it.
04:33:31
I feel like I've.
04:33:32
I hope to maintain a young, agile spirit
04:33:36
I have up to this point, I have done with this my job transition.
04:33:40
I've actually done less physical activity than I've done
04:33:43
in a long time, and a body in motion tends to stay in motion.
04:33:47
There is something to be said about I used to be way more like
04:33:51
working at the shop.
04:33:52
I used to be way more like just I have more stamina and shit
04:33:58
when I'm doing
04:33:58
like stuff that I'm like not as able to do it.
04:34:02
I just get like, you know, tiny bit more winded, getting more breaks.
04:34:06
I can still do it all, but I know it's a difference.
04:34:11
It only gets easier as you get older.
04:34:13
But I don't, I don't, I don't know. I've always thought about that.
04:34:15
I'd rather be an older dude having kids with the finances to be able
04:34:19
to properly provide than being someone who has kids
04:34:23
way too young, not knowing what the fuck to do, scraping the barrel
04:34:27
and trying to figure out how I'm going to provide for kids.
04:34:29
I I've always jokingly said, but with somewhat serious, I,
04:34:33
I think that I think I've said it before on the show, but
04:34:39
they should tie your tubes when you're born.
04:34:42
And until you make a certain amount of money, you can't have kids.
04:34:45
You're not allowed to.
04:34:47
Can you just rule?
04:34:48
Can you untie tubes?
04:34:50
I don't know.
04:34:52
I think I think they can do
04:34:53
a reverse vasectomy, but not the female one.
04:34:56
I don't think they can reverse the female shit,
04:35:02
but I think I know that.
04:35:03
I think I learned that from home improvement because.
04:35:07
Oh, maybe not Seinfeld.
04:35:09
No, maybe I did. Yeah.
04:35:10
No, because he did get a vasectomy for some reason.
04:35:12
Home improvement. There was an episode about vasectomy.
04:35:14
Welcome to the nineties that since almost every nineties had a vasectomy and
04:35:20
now it's just good comedy.
04:35:21
There's always a drunk episode, a pregnant episode and a vasectomy episode.
04:35:26
Mother in law is the mother in Law episode, right?
04:35:28
Yeah.
04:35:29
There's always a mother.
04:35:31
It's an issue
04:35:33
of shit's all clogged.
04:35:37
Yeah, I was reading for a while.
04:35:40
I usually keep a little male in my box here, and I don't know where that nail is,
04:35:44
and I'm hoping it's not somewhere I could step or drive over. But
04:35:51
I got it
04:35:54
sucked it all in.
04:35:57
Fascinating.
04:35:58
You should blow it.
04:35:59
You should blow and not suck it.
04:36:01
I do both.
04:36:03
Let's get
04:36:08
for Gary.
04:36:13
I could hear myself bang and I did it.
04:36:15
What the fuck?
04:36:17
The fun part.
04:36:19
They out the pain?
04:36:21
Yeah.
04:36:23
Here we go.
04:36:25
There are some somewhere for you to do with long fingernails.
04:36:29
Like touching, like gas.
04:36:33
I'll double down and say it again, man.
04:36:35
I get the whispering, but I don't get that.
04:36:38
You get the whispering.
04:36:39
So you get off on the whispering, is what you're saying.
04:36:40
I understand the whispering.
04:36:42
A comprehensive understanding at odds with men and people.
04:36:46
This makes me feel good.
04:36:47
I've never had a woman bang on my fucking face with their nails.
04:36:52
That just makes me think
04:36:53
of the fucking boat.
04:36:56
There was a boat.
04:36:57
What's the boat called in Detroit? See? I'm too old.
04:36:59
You don't remember the boat?
04:37:00
Bob was in the Boblo boat at some.
04:37:02
And I know that
04:37:03
specifically because there was a royce, the five nine song called Boblo Boat.
04:37:07
And he says, It's weird because Jay Jay calls on the song
04:37:11
he's from not Detroit and he knows nothing about the Bible boat.
04:37:14
So I don't know why he's on the song because Royce of unknowns versus like,
04:37:18
like kind of visualizing and depicting as he was a kid.
04:37:21
It's the flow of the word boblo boat.
04:37:23
He just needed it
04:37:25
to do time Just, you know,
04:37:28
I can because, you know, I was way too young and paid my
04:37:33
way out of Detroit.
04:37:34
By the time that that was the thing, it was, dude, it sucked.
04:37:38
It was like the poor man's Cedar Point.
04:37:41
So my girlfriend and I are very intrigued in me
04:37:44
specifically is like the the abandoned zoo that's on Belle Isle.
04:37:50
It's abandoned.
04:37:51
Yeah. Yeah.
04:37:53
Like Jurassic Park and aquarium slash zoo.
04:37:56
Or is the aquarium still open or the aquariums there?
04:37:58
There is a zoo that used to be there.
04:38:01
It's just all overgrown.
04:38:02
And there was like a fence line and there's like old and gates and shit
04:38:05
that's just all overgrown and looks like shit, like Jurassic Park
04:38:09
or they're still remaining animals running around loose and shit.
04:38:11
No, I don't think so.
04:38:12
But it's just it's just weird how this property existed
04:38:16
and was an entertainment piece and somehow just no one did anything with it.
04:38:21
Somehow. Like, are you being honest?
04:38:23
Are you being honest right now?
04:38:25
I think I think Detroit and its management did all that to it.
04:38:32
Yes and no.
04:38:33
I mean, they were nice.
04:38:34
They sucked all the money out for the new the last 20 years since Ford Field went
04:38:39
they're building up that Woodward between
04:38:43
they're trying to college but I'm saying there's yeah it's
04:38:47
they're not coming they're trying to how much museum area in the whole
04:38:51
LLC area was supposed to be done if I can five years ago or more.
04:38:55
They're still building all the residuals around LCA there.
04:38:58
There was promised all kinds of shit from the villages.
04:39:00
Images are actually kind of a
04:39:03
there's a bunch of in some money they're a bunch of money laundering.
04:39:05
Fuck off.
04:39:06
Gary One of the one of the people that were involved, they actually went to,
04:39:10
they're like, Hey, you supposed to tear these down and rebuild?
04:39:12
Where are you at? And they're like, Well, we're still in the planning phase.
04:39:14
Like, Yeah, Charlie was supposed to be on was going to need it by 2024,
04:39:19
and they haven't even broken ground. Yeah.
04:39:21
And their skyscrapers that were promised by Dan Gilbert that have yet to even like
04:39:26
be constructed supposed to all bring business commerce to the city.
04:39:31
And it's still just up there that actually the issues were supposed to pay for that
04:39:37
LCA area and actually it ends up being on the burden of the taxpayers.
04:39:42
What incentive do they have once LCA is already up and operating?
04:39:46
Not just just broken promises.
04:39:49
What they were hoping is, is it would it would vibrate
04:39:52
like I'm hearing automatically like if you build it, they will come.
04:39:56
That doesn't work, especially in a place like Detroit.
04:39:59
I don't even I haven't been downtown in a little while,
04:40:02
but the last time I was here, it was before COVID, but
04:40:07
my girlfriend and I were walking down town and they literally had like horse cops
04:40:10
and Greektown like Avenue.
04:40:13
Greektown is like, we didn't really even realize.
04:40:16
But shortly thereafter, a couple of years going down, there's, there's, it's
04:40:20
like fucking pretty treacherous down there at that time.
04:40:23
There's businesses that won't even open
04:40:26
past pass certain times and there is there's actually trouble.
04:40:29
Duff even point out that I don't know if it's existent anymore, but the last
04:40:33
couple of years ago he mentioned that there is no officer patrolling past 11 p.m.
04:40:40
in Detroit.
04:40:43
They're all just on call.
04:40:44
That's it. There's no one patrolling it, to be honest.
04:40:46
I don't know if that still exists.
04:40:48
Why bother?
04:40:49
Because there's almost practically a curfew anyways.
04:40:51
Anybody smart is out or anybody that you know, it doesn't have to
04:40:54
be is is not is completely out of the area.
04:40:57
That's doing a lot of that policing with them.
04:40:59
Video cameras and green light
04:41:02
flashing green lights.
04:41:03
Yeah that's just giving them access to the parking lot cams and shit,
04:41:06
but it's also just giving them safe avenue to patrol areas
04:41:11
without having to physically be there.
04:41:12
They can monitor multiple areas without having to drive
04:41:15
around and public services in between all ring cameras.
04:41:18
Amazon ring cameras do that.
04:41:20
The every ring of every ring camera, whether you have to interrupt out
04:41:24
police have access to
04:41:26
good good to know.
04:41:28
Yeah I have a private one my own service.
04:41:32
Yeah of so
04:41:37
I don't know what's exactly going on with it but
04:41:39
my cousin of mine was murdered
04:41:44
almost a year ago coming up
04:41:47
and it was not that far from where I'm at in Shelby Township.
04:41:51
And the
04:41:54
his wife wanted to potentially say it was a suicide.
04:41:58
Supposedly, there was some evidence.
04:42:01
I don't know.
04:42:01
I don't know if in Foley's anything
04:42:03
there was some evidence that maybe pointed to gun.
04:42:08
There was a story of the wife potentially
04:42:10
like calling his parents, saying that,
04:42:14
oh, he went out to work on his vehicle and he didn't come back out.
04:42:17
And I don't want to go out there almost to see like, hey,
04:42:19
I don't want to find the body and maybe you should go find the body.
04:42:26
And it was kind of my my
04:42:29
like my will because I play hide and go seek with him.
04:42:33
His mom got my hair growing up for years and and we would go to their house
04:42:37
and play hide and go seek with him and his sister and his brother and
04:42:41
really fucked up.
04:42:42
But I'm hoping it's one of those situations
04:42:44
where it's, you know, they've got to perceive things out.
04:42:47
It's it's never like I find it today.
04:42:49
Usually when you watch some YouTube videos, it's like two years later,
04:42:53
three years later, they find some evidence
04:42:57
to pinpoint this house.
04:42:58
But it sounds like, in my opinion, there is a lot of weird
04:43:02
shady shit on the spouses Facebook
04:43:06
that I have plenty of screenshots of and like within the first week.
04:43:10
So this is right before Christmas. This happened
04:43:13
and she's
04:43:15
she posted claiming that
04:43:17
like he killed himself and he took the easy way out and fuck him
04:43:21
and then she's then posting at the same time
04:43:25
holiday games that she wants to play with her family at Christmas Eve.
04:43:30
Our family, we weren't even potentially going
04:43:32
to have a get together on Christmas Eve
04:43:36
for the first time ever since COVID, which was bullshit.
04:43:39
But the only time we never been the only time we didn't get together.
04:43:43
They're freaking.
04:43:45
Oh, my God.
04:43:46
Mother's husband passed away on Christmas Eve.
04:43:49
We still had a Christmas party.
04:43:50
We it was somber.
04:43:51
We didn't do much, but we still got together.
04:43:53
And that was the only time we still got together.
04:43:56
And this chick, it was up to the point,
04:44:01
posting videos of games that she wanted to play on Christmas.
04:44:04
She then is posting videos that night after the funeral.
04:44:07
The funeral was on Christmas Eve.
04:44:09
Our party was Christmas Eve.
04:44:10
She was there that night playing the games that she found
04:44:14
on Facebook and shared and said, Hey, I want to play this game.
04:44:17
And they're literally having fun playing games.
04:44:19
And well, we're kind of just like,
04:44:21
I don't know if we want to play games and have fun because.
04:44:23
This is kind of fucked up. The dude was in his
04:44:27
late twenties. Like
04:44:30
I say, they're very weird.
04:44:31
There's no wrong way more.
04:44:33
I've done, some pretty weird shit and I'm
04:44:38
refresh there
04:44:40
being share.
04:44:45
All right, here we go again.
04:44:48
When I
04:44:52
What happened?
04:44:54
We just decided to just ramble after the show
04:44:57
and have a little mini post-show and then it just kept going away
04:45:02
and we didn't even know it was live.
04:45:04
It wasn't live at first.
04:45:05
We just kept talking. You just hang up.
04:45:08
Oh, that's all you wanted to.
04:45:10
Let's get you to this text of that.
04:45:11
What a fagot.
04:45:14
I knew I wasn't going to be additional.
04:45:17
Here we go,
04:45:19
Gary.
04:45:20
Okay, to chat for a second minutes.
04:45:22
All right. That's so great.
04:45:25
If he chimes back in, he needs a re as well.
04:45:28
So below.
04:45:29
Well, I'm a little concerned that if he's still up,
04:45:32
I mean, he should be sleeping if he has to work.
04:45:33
Otherwise I know what a poor gentleman he should be talking to.
04:45:38
I need to leave because I'm going to work early.
04:45:40
When he chimes in an hour later, I can show guys
04:45:45
we're
04:45:46
not going to I'll be honest part of it.
04:45:49
I see that.
04:45:50
I think he feels like I'm not even talking.
04:45:52
I'll just wait. And he waits for his turn.
04:45:54
It's like between you and I, it's like been 40 minutes.
04:45:57
And he's like, But he he needs I mean, we all are talking.
04:46:00
It's not like we're cutting him off.
04:46:02
But, you know, the look on his face, unless he just does it as a bit or a joke,
04:46:08
looks like a little left out puppy dog.
04:46:11
I don't know.
04:46:11
Was that sometimes I just feel like he's just
04:46:14
that's just how he looks.
04:46:17
You know what it is?
04:46:18
Because the picture is the camera's down so low.
04:46:21
He's always you know, I think he does the angle.
04:46:23
No, I think he's just like in like,
04:46:26
no, I was there.
04:46:27
It's it's on.
04:46:28
It's on a tree stump, on the grass. I was there.
04:46:30
I was there.
04:46:31
I have pictures of it.
04:46:32
I saw his studio. You should see this thing. It's amazing.
04:46:34
It's studio third floor to trees.
04:46:37
The forward with Ford
04:46:38
Hump is a little higher than the other, and that's where he sits.
04:46:41
So that's where he sits.
04:46:44
And I think the tree stump, but he's only a couple inches higher
04:46:47
than where his phone is.
04:46:48
So he's looking down at the tree stump.
04:46:51
It's figurative, though, because he's always he's always above us.
04:46:53
That's the as above. So below he's the eyes above and where the saw below.
04:46:56
He's always looking down on us because he knows more than us
04:46:59
how many times that he calls stupid today.
04:47:01
Honestly, I know. Yeah, he definitely is.
04:47:04
He's been attacking me with that and so I've just been leaning into it.
04:47:07
But then that's, I mean anyway.
04:47:08
And then when I prove him wrong, that's
04:47:10
I shove it in his face even more because I'm supposed to be the stupid one.
04:47:13
I loved it.
04:47:13
I was told that I arbitrated it and he eased it easily,
04:47:17
you know, with with grace and all that.
04:47:19
So I was like, you know what? I'm going to fuel it and see what happens.
04:47:22
It's good.
04:47:23
We also had a fight.
04:47:24
Going to pick a fight. We did use bullshit.
04:47:26
He was lying.
04:47:27
He lied about what I was talking. Talking about.
04:47:29
He says, Oh, well, what was the thing figure with the fucking money?
04:47:34
Money laundering? Yeah, Money laundering. Yeah. Yeah.
04:47:37
So you use it wrong.
04:47:38
And then I said no, because I can tell you what it means and that's how I use it.
04:47:42
So if I can tell you what it means, that must mean I must have used it correctly.
04:47:46
Otherwise, if I didn't know what it meant, I wouldn't be able to tell you
04:47:49
what it means. Right?
04:47:52
What he heard wasn't the complete thought.
04:47:56
Yeah, I know.
04:47:56
He's just in and out.
04:47:59
In between. He's just like, Be ready.
04:48:01
Ready, ready. This fucking girl, that brain.
04:48:04
Because honestly, I think you just said direct money.
04:48:08
And I knew what you meant because you were talking
04:48:10
about the government directing money or something.
04:48:13
Directing? Yeah. Yeah. To Ukraine.
04:48:15
It was like under the guise of other means because they're.
04:48:20
They're funding a war.
04:48:21
They're funding a war by other.
04:48:23
Like not because,
04:48:24
oh, we want to root for Ukraine, it's because we, we don't like Russia.
04:48:28
And so we're, we're filtering money into Ukraine.
04:48:31
Nefarious reasons other than.
04:48:35
Did you see that?
04:48:36
I don't know. I don't know.
04:48:38
Is it.
04:48:38
Belinsky They're Ukrainian towns, Belinsky.
04:48:41
Belinsky Because during the war he suspended elections.
04:48:45
They're supposed to be voting for a good friend.
04:48:47
Leader dude.
04:48:48
Well, I mean, that's how our government, our country works.
04:48:50
And it happened one
04:48:51
I think one time in our history that they during a long time that way,
04:48:55
doesn't anybody see the risk in there that there could be instant perpetual war?
04:48:59
So. Oh, Biden doesn't like what's happening start a war.
04:49:01
Sorry, I'm in.
04:49:02
I still I don't know how that works because technically
04:49:04
George Bush could have been president for 20 years on.
04:49:06
Right.
04:49:06
Like, yeah, every losing president would be like,
04:49:09
well, fuck, I got nothing to lose let's go nuclear.
04:49:11
I mean, not literally, but as far as you could go to keep perpetual war.
04:49:16
Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
04:49:17
Sometimes my politics,
04:49:19
I don't vote over there, but I don't know who would be
04:49:21
running against them and what their platform would be.
04:49:22
I just feel like there's bigger things right
04:49:24
now, so maybe that's what he's getting there.
04:49:26
But you watch between Iran, China and Russia with the Ukraine
04:49:30
going on and now Israel, by November,
04:49:33
China is going to invade Taiwan and we'll be a full blown war.
04:49:38
I'd hate to break it to breaking news if it wasn't the aftershow right there.
04:49:42
Right.
04:49:42
There's no point it's not breaking news yet, but it will be November.
04:49:48
It's not far away.
04:49:51
And if they do that, we were postured already.
04:49:53
And do I think we're so thin?
04:49:54
It to be honest, if I was China, wouldn't you take this time in Biden's in office?
04:49:58
Somebody else is going to be in office in a year. Who knows?
04:50:00
It could be stronger, could be weaker. But we know Biden's a fucking worthless
04:50:03
fill in the blank person.
04:50:06
I just don't I mean, on his best day, he's not going to do anything.
04:50:11
Now, how is he going to lead something in war?
04:50:13
You don't think the other might look at him as he might shed his pants?
04:50:15
That's about it. Or some say
04:50:18
our only hope.
04:50:19
Our only hope is it's somebody
04:50:21
behind the scenes actually, you know, is running things and not him.
04:50:25
No, it is. But who is it?
04:50:27
Because we were like Biden was elected someone behind the scenes,
04:50:31
but it's still Vice President Biden. It's Obama.
04:50:33
I think his you know, his office where he works is like steps away
04:50:37
from the White House, though.
04:50:38
He's very he's very, very involved.
04:50:41
Well, then why wouldn't he just be the vice president or something?
04:50:44
I don't understand why or some type of position.
04:50:47
I don't know. Maybe you can. Maybe you can.
04:50:49
You can launder more money when you're out of the channels.
04:50:52
Right. Well, you use that term.
04:50:54
What did we. Yeah,
04:50:56
what did we
04:50:57
book deal or speaking engagements.
04:51:00
Yeah, right.
04:51:00
That's what Obama's doing now.
04:51:02
He's getting he did all his favors, now he's getting paid on the back
04:51:06
end using money laundering,
04:51:10
getting paid on the back end, the accidental aftershow.
04:51:13
Hope everybody. Enjoyed it.
04:51:16
Oh, I hope not. They'll be all hated it.
04:51:18
Go for yourself.
04:51:21
I'm not going to edit out the black dark part either.
04:51:24
Yeah, I mean, it is what it is, unfortunately.
04:51:26
But fortunately, I was talking about Gary cartoon rapping.
04:51:30
Oh, yeah believe that there is
04:51:33
I was he raises
04:51:37
accident or more money out of the channels
04:51:40
there's only two watching now we have no obviously these fucking fagots
04:51:43
I mean we do we love you the last two listeners
04:51:46
but everyone else bitched out and so fuck them to.
04:51:50
I'm pretty sure the two lefties, you and me,
04:51:55
that's very good.
04:51:57
So I just told both of us the fuck do you want?
04:51:59
Once at once late night with the diners, Paul and Ricardo Law starts.
04:52:04
That's it.
04:52:05
Everybody goes there.
04:52:06
Unless there's some dating podcast.
04:52:08
I have no idea what that means.
04:52:11
Ricardo lost and Paul
04:52:14
Ricotta like the cheese and the other other rumble shows
04:52:18
they have like you know hundreds and thousands of viewers.
04:52:22
Hopefully they do more than just
04:52:25
imitate anime or count.
04:52:29
No, no.
04:52:29
The counter guy was so kind when I ran into him at 930, he still on
04:52:33
800 thousands.
04:52:34
It's like that's I'm I kind of almost want to check in and
04:52:39
it works.
04:52:40
The shit works right now.
04:52:45
Is it good for
04:52:47
counting the 1 million uses or a sibling?
04:52:53
So now they got these systems you can set up punch
04:52:55
in a couple of things, a couple of scripts and you're oh, the live is ended.
04:52:59
Oh, he went to sleep.
04:53:00
I don't think he finished there
04:53:01
no way because I saw him at 930 and he was still in the 800,000.
04:53:05
Yeah.
04:53:06
Last time we saw him he was he was 800,000.
04:53:08
16 was where he was.
04:53:10
I don't trust Gary math because sometimes it's right, but
04:53:12
sometimes he just makes it up on the spot and I hope he's still listening.
04:53:15
But so he said it takes two weeks to count.
04:53:18
What was he counting to a million.
04:53:19
Well, he if you are depends on how fast you're saying the numbers.
04:53:23
Right. So that's what I didn't I didn't want to argue your debate was.
04:53:26
But let's just assume is that true just for the sake of this.
04:53:29
So two weeks, there's no way that he do it.
04:53:31
He has to sleep.
04:53:32
So he practiced it
04:53:33
for like ten or 12 hours and then take so he might wake up and continue as soon as
04:53:38
you would do, just not him President.
04:53:39
That's not impressive. I don't want to see that.
04:53:41
You think you just live stream your sleep?
04:53:43
No, because there are people that do that, that type of show like like this.
04:53:46
This is the difference to me.
04:53:47
Man eats a thousand hot dogs over 80 years.
04:53:51
That's not as exciting.
04:53:52
But maybe any 2000 hot dogs in an afternoon.
04:53:55
Holy fuck. That's that, dude.
04:53:56
You know, that dips him in water and sucks him down like a gay
04:54:01
homo.
04:54:03
I know. That's.
04:54:04
I was going to make a gay comment, but you beat me to it.
04:54:07
They don't even swallow
04:54:09
gay people.
04:54:11
The hotdog eaters.
04:54:13
They don't chew or swallow.
04:54:14
They just
04:54:16
Deep Throat. It
04:54:22
can't find my countdown show.
04:54:26
I find that that's a great one.
04:54:29
Counts down one number every day instead.
04:54:31
I mean, it's like what that guy is doing, but he's milking it
04:54:37
and that's his gimmick.
04:54:39
That's it. Millions of people tune in.
04:54:41
I think it's over now.
04:54:42
But yeah, you mentioned that number one digit at a time.
04:54:46
Just a black screen with white font. The number.
04:54:49
I mean, you're going to wonder what happens when you get to the end.
04:54:51
And so what was the movie?
04:54:53
What was the movie in Idiocracy?
04:54:54
Was it butthole or butt or some ass?
04:54:56
Some people just sat there for 2 hours and stared at a fucking ass.
04:55:00
That was
04:55:02
and I remember it's kind of like, Oh,
04:55:04
my balls,
04:55:08
If you haven't seen Idiocracy, I highly recommend that to
04:55:12
Fred.
04:55:13
Reviews movies.
04:55:17
Oh yeah.
04:55:17
There's also people that do that
04:55:18
after they're done streaming and doing a live chat for 4 hours,
04:55:21
they'll go watch a movie with you on
04:55:25
whatever streaming is.
04:55:27
Twitch fun, Boring.
04:55:30
Yeah. I mean,
04:55:32
when I watch a movie, watch movie with my family and friend, I'm sorry.
04:55:35
You know what? I'm.
04:55:36
I trying to get involved in podcasting,
04:55:38
and I'm ripping on all podcasters, so maybe I should backtrack.
04:55:41
I'd rather watch a movie with as little people as possible
04:55:43
because the more the people, the more annoying
04:55:48
the fucking movie theater.
04:55:49
I love movie theater popcorn, but I was going into a movie theater
04:55:53
just to get the popcorn and then leave without paying for the tickets.
04:55:56
You usually have to verify, I think the car.
04:55:59
Yeah, I'm just going to go get some popcorn.
04:56:01
And they're like, Oh, okay, that's fine.
04:56:04
Movie theater popcorn.
04:56:05
There's nothing that beats a you can't get.
04:56:09
I don't think it's unhealthy.
04:56:09
It's like, I'm sure it's not real popcorn and you put that
04:56:14
yellow drippy shit on it that looks like, yeah, it's not quite.
04:56:17
I know when I put a lot of it on it, that's how I get my money's worth.
04:56:22
That's the
04:56:24
like the buffet in Vegas.
04:56:26
Make your money back a thesis so that or, or maybe they sold you with the Orville
04:56:30
Wren barkers with the movie theater butter.
04:56:32
It came with like a little packet of butter.
04:56:35
It still was not the same as straight from the movie theater.
04:56:40
No, I don't know what it is.
04:56:41
I don't know what it is. But I don't eat corn
04:56:46
and it's hard.
04:56:47
Trust me, it's hard not to eat corn.
04:56:49
Well. Oh, like, period.
04:56:51
Even corn starch, corn and everything.
04:56:56
But if you eat like a fucking dude's like to eat a fast food thing.
04:57:00
It's mostly all sugar. It all turns of sugar.
04:57:03
Even if it's not sweet to begin with, it's all bread.
04:57:05
It eventually turns to sugar
04:57:08
or just.
04:57:09
Yeah, low nutrient bullshit.
04:57:11
Corn is not a vegetable corn is a starch and a sugar.
04:57:15
That's why we put it in everything they buy pretzels.
04:57:19
Pretzels used to be fucking whatever it is.
04:57:21
What is the pretzel made out of whey wheat, whatever.
04:57:24
And so
04:57:26
now the first ingredient was corn sirup.
04:57:28
I put one in my mouth and it was like, sweet.
04:57:30
It wasn't a sweet pretzel.
04:57:31
It was just regular fucking rolled gold pretzel without salt.
04:57:36
No, it had salt.
04:57:37
But on top of the salt do the second, the first ingredient was corn sirup.
04:57:41
So now they're putting corn sirup and regular old pretzels.
04:57:46
I don't
04:57:46
want everything to taste sweet like that.
04:57:50
I'm from Seattle.
04:57:52
I'm fresh out of shit, too.
04:57:53
Same. And no me.
04:57:55
I'm like,
04:57:57
just kind of certain.
04:57:58
This was kind of like,
04:58:01
Fuck, that was loud.
04:58:03
That hurt.
04:58:05
When I said,
04:58:07
Yeah, I'll just say things quieter,
04:58:10
quieter.
04:58:12
All right, Gary, call in and say your catchphrase if you want.
04:58:15
Otherwise, we're going to. Really?
04:58:17
Yeah.
04:58:17
You need to get above some alone and drive.
04:58:19
Maybe then it's a shit I do. Duh.
04:58:24
Anything you said on stream is a drive.
04:58:26
Right.
04:58:27
I'll laugh again.
04:58:28
I'll have to do is cut it, crap it, clip it.
04:58:30
What's it called. I don't know what you mean.
04:58:33
You had already preprogramed.
04:58:35
Well,
04:58:39
okay.
04:58:39
Yeah, I could. No, it's too long.
04:58:42
The patients.
04:58:43
Oh, now we got more viewers again.
04:58:45
I don't know what to do. Up and down and down.
04:58:49
Girls, go.
04:58:50
You know
04:58:53
we're done.
04:58:54
We were alone.
04:58:55
Yeah, but if you want to keep watching,
04:58:59
it's going to be scary trying to scare you.
04:59:03
It devices.
04:59:06
How does he not have Wi-Fi or a computer yet?
04:59:10
He's not ever going to.
04:59:11
He has a cell phone and he lives in our MARTA.
04:59:14
If the only two devices they have are ones that are
04:59:17
connected to the computer.
04:59:19
I mean, I just forgot what I was saying because I clicked
04:59:22
through the only internet there.
04:59:24
Why would they get.
04:59:27
It's funny, too.
04:59:27
He gave me a router at the party.
04:59:28
He just gave me a router and said here, connected me to the internet,
04:59:32
fixes
04:59:34
me like any kind of internet.
04:59:37
He's like, No, can't you just connect this to
04:59:41
like a
04:59:42
phone cord of their use, my cell phone or something?
04:59:45
I don't remember what he said.
04:59:46
He can't do it by telephone bill and charges for us Where's Gary?
04:59:51
If I get Gary at the end, I'll just have him say it again.
04:59:54
How easy is this going to be?
04:59:58
He does also say that the end of promo one, that's all.
05:00:02
And promo one.
05:00:04
Like I think I do a promo too as well. But
05:00:07
no, I'm sure you do that.
05:00:08
That would be a lot easier. Yeah.
05:00:12
Yeah. Let's do that then.
05:00:13
We will. He he will.
05:00:16
That all is Halloween decorations a fucking week before Halloween.
05:00:22
I can't believe that you would think that he would want to decorate.
05:00:25
Right. He's got all the things there.
05:00:26
Why don't use you use them.
05:00:28
Value everyone I want to find that.
05:00:31
Well, that is what that was.
05:00:34
I fucking do.
05:00:35
You can see his guilty little shit eating face.
05:00:38
I know he all he wants to do is he actually slows down and takes a breath.
05:00:42
He's got to take it.
05:00:43
He's going to say, But you can tell he you can tell he's going to end.
05:00:45
It is like I think the important.
05:00:49
What are you doing as the boss so below.
05:00:52
And that's why I said,
05:01:22
Yeah.