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And I want to suck your blood.
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Hi, I'm Gary. Welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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Halloween is my favorite holiday
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and creepy things.
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Well, I don't mean to brag, but the ladies find me creepy.
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Now, let's start with the Mount Rushmore.
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I'll give you my Mount Rushmore
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of horror film villains.
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I'll go Michael Meyers, Jason Voorhees,
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Freddy Krueger and leather face.
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How about creepy ways to die?
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Drowning.
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Burning to death.
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Buried alive.
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And all the fall. Falling.
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It's not really the fall. The free fall.
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But the trauma from impact.
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The buried alive.
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I'm claustrophobic, and I'm not sure what would suck worse.
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Suffocating
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starvation or dehydration.
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Because, you know, starving to death takes
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a long time.
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The dehydration takes a little less time. And.
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And suffocating.
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That's at least a little quicker.
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Let's get right into my rant.
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Coleraine is, like I said, my favorite holiday.
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And it is the one that people don't deny.
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I came from pagan roots.
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Now the Christianity is hijacked.
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A lot of these these
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pagan rituals
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and taken over these holidays.
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But Halloween clearly came from
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the South. One.
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So in a festival
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to get a little cold Irish 2000 year old
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celebration is mostly bonfire.
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And but if you look
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at the Easter and Christmas,
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they have pagan roots, too.
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And I think they're swapped because the good
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the death of Christ and then rising three days later.
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I think that's more talking about
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the winter solstice and the 20 seconds.
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And then by the 25th, the sun comes back up and rises
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and and the Easter,
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that's a fertility holiday.
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Rebirth, renewal and happens to take place
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just after the spring equinox.
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But the church,
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the Swan Festival itself, when
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I'm pronouncing it wrong,
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I want to just say it the way English speaking people do now.
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Samhain.
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Here's what they did.
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They they got together.
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It was a rowdy party, debauchery, the usual pagan party.
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And those party animals would light the biggest bonfires
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and they would throw their sacrifices.
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Now I'm using air quotes, sacrifices
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and these fires, because
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it's.
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It's fucking the end of the harvest season.
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And even to this day, we don't know who's going
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to make it all the way to spring because it's going to get harsh.
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These these. If you don't have enough food saved,
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we might not make it to spring.
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And it was more so true then than it is now.
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But what they would do is sacrifice, sacrifice
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the the weakest goats
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so that they don't have to feed them the grain that they would consume.
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And they were least likely to make it anyway.
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So they were just
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culling the herd so that they could
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have a better chance of making it.
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They would also dress up in costumes
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so that the dead that returned on that day
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on Samhain
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wouldn't recognize them if they, you know, had had beef with them.
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So we've gotten a lot of these traditions.
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A lot of them are conglomerations of different pagan rituals and holidays,
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but they all have pagan roots.
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Draw. You're in costume. I love it.
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So you ask me Gaelic.
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It was Gaelic.
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And then
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the Celtics took over Gaelic.
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Speaking of John
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Brady's watch
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with some sports in the background
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and I'm not on screen, so I'm not going to divulge what my costume as.
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That's gonna be a surprise.
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Oh, okay.
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Okay. That thing, it's pretty disturbing.
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I was like, That wasn't a certain movie.
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That's Deadpool.
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I got it.
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All right, so it's also a reference or an accident, or
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you guys don't know.
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Yeah, apparently.
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But is there any want ahead?
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What does everybody need?
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Very decently popular wrestler
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from the rock and roll Cold era carry around a mannequin head.
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So what y'all. What is everybody? Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, right.
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Not serious.
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What else is at hand?
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Yeah, that's what they just said.
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Oh, yeah?
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Can you. Can you guess what I am?
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I think that.
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That in the Western Wall Street, they may have to cut him.
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Yeah, I think that's a shame.
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That's
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because I was going to give us our.
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Our Mount Rushmore of creeps
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had pulled me the video shot.
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The video shot, audio clips.
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One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.
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Not necessarily in any way.
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We are all equally forthright.
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Equally or right.
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I'm a furry up tranny gangster,
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cocker, furry tranny gangster on his way Now
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I will see what he has to
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pull. You take me.
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Show you. Let me see your fucking dick.
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I'm going to suck it.
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It's man retarded It is, man.
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Look, I found
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so it sucks
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there on
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the Riviera.
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I've actually got a costume change at some point to
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to the audience.
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I may actually have to go some changes.
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The really teaser.
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I could.
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I can strip naked.
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You could. You didn't dress up at all.
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You're fagot celebrating.
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I get to look at my color pretty bad so I guess the head works
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is pretty by the river shaft shows that shows not over yet.
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Show just got started.
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Wow that's a lot of of
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so I looked up the history of Jack o lantern
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stingy Jack made the deal with the devil
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for a drink but he couldn't afford because being true to his name, Stingy
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asked the devil to turn himself into a coin so he could pay for the drink.
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That will turn himself into the coin.
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So he stuck him in his pocket to keep the coin because he's stingy, Jack.
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So he couldn't do the devil couldn't
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turn back into his body until Jack released him.
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When Jack released him,
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it was under the conditions he wouldn't bother him for another year.
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The year passed and they met up again.
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And. And for the deal
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this time was for one wish.
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He would give up his soul,
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and his only wish was for an apple.
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And so they Satan climbed to the nearest apple tree
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and stingy Jack placed crucifixes in a circle
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around the tree so the devil could not climb down.
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And in order to be released, he made a deal
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with the devil again for not to bother him for ten years.
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But he died in those ten years.
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And he got to the pearly gates and he was turned away.
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So he got the hell and the devil wouldn't take him either.
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And so he was forced to wander the darkness
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with only a cinder like an ember, and he couldn't hold it in his hand.
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So he put it into a turn up jack of the lantern.
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Jack o lantern turn up.
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Isn't it sad when atheists
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turn to Christian stories to tell stories about stuff?
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Three Christians just before he entered into religion
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as the path of every stop appropriating self appropriating religious culture.
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You're going on the Brady, but not on the livestream.
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Just say know what's up.
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My livestream is exactly.
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I'm right here. You're dead.
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I can't figure it out.
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And it's because it's suddenly you echo but up to answer your God,
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I can do a bit of a reading.
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Brady Anyway, right?
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The Christians are Jews.
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They took Samhain
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for the harvest, the End of Harvest Festival,
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and they made it All Saints Day, and then it became all hallowed tied.
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And it was just to celebrate the Saints.
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They didn't have a holiday of their own and
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and and then All Hallows Tied
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turned into All Hallows Eve and then Halloween.
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That's how we got that.
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And it's fairly new and it's mostly just English
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speaking countries started in Canada, moved its way to America.
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We claim that we started it, but it really started in Canada
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and now it's seeping everywhere because English is spoken everywhere.
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Everywhere.
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The truth that makes me sad that a certain in Canada
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just by
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the Canadians are kind of so many things away way.
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They invented things
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more than you think, really I think I think they invented blackface.
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Definitely not those used for those use it enough.
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I assume so. But that's where they are.
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You know, this is this is this is a big and it could still owe me. But
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can we get booted from Rumble if I do this?
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Just kidding.
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We are
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on Facebook and Twitter and YouTube also, I think because it's a CO2 power,
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because I could probably do it, but maybe no one.
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But you're a doofus.
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I think just showing it, just showing it makes it all
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the Sagan is
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super creepy.
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Well, does this are you going to increase?
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Is that all we going to take to fucking
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Headless Horseman next regalia?
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So that scary, spooky tale.
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We could go through that.
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No, it's not boring.
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Okay. The Paul Revere.
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I think the theme is more Halloween than creeps because we where
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we didn't really want to go pedophile or, you know, like,
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you know,
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I want somebody to shoot cannibals.
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So me that my uncle's gone, right?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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How'd you do? I didn't get that memo.
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That's Trudeau's blackface.
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So I think I mistook
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the episode name once again.
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Once again,
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I even tell him maybe for this episode he didn't.
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He shouldn't say. It's 10:00.
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Where are your children?
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Yeah, it's fucking trick or treating, motherfucker.
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That's what they're actually. No, they were in a tree.
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And this just invented by pedophiles, so they can.
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It's like a catalog.
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Well, if you guys want to go there, I've got a couple of clips
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from the Maps podcast to present you guys.
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Let's let's ease into it.
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So, yeah, No, no, we can save that for later.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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It's 1015.
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Where are my pants?
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No, it's frickin 630 inches the morning.
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Very good training. Going to notice how we both said it.
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Grammatically correct, but they never do. You should said where my pants at
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and is
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superfluous in that if they say, where are your children at?
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So no, never.
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Do you know your children are.
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Oh, you're right.
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That demographic, you know, those are that's
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you know, where they is,
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what demographic
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you choose.
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Oh, go in the blink of school, fill in the blank.
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That way you're the race is not me.
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Oh, okay.
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What color is my shirt?
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A certain demographic.
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Well, Asian, yellow.
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Oh, yeah.
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I love this.
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Oh, no.
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Dapper.
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That doesn't count
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it. So, you know, creepy is the creeps.
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Creeps is
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like Jeepers creepers.
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Like, are we going, like, so cruel People
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just creep in on a down the
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Yeah the mockery
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There's just that you know I think it's I don't know go
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so it was asleep singer R.E.M.
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is kind of loose
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it's been a good
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week for death with Matthew Perry and Bull.
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Oh is there
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I'll save it. I'm right.
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Is that okay? I'll save it.
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It's creepy video now I think it was.
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It was it it was it in a hot tub.
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It's the atheists.
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Was it dream is death?
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Yes. Yeah.
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Interesting. Miserable.
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Right. So
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previous podcast I was loosely affiliated with
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had a gentleman who would go friend of the dude is one of the hosts
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and he was a dead body expert because he did
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cremate like not cremations, but he works for the police department
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doing all kinds of, you know, achieving retrieving body type work.
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And he said that when you are in a bathtub for a specific amount of time,
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you're you just getting all loosey loose and soupy.
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And he said at some point, you you pretty much just ladle out
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all that you kind of can and you don't really always get everything
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because you can't get everything.
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And so it is kind of everything.
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I mean, body parts, body fluids, body and what are dead body,
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waterlogged body is just going to smugness and it's not going to take long
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for it to just start.
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I mean, how long are you in the tub before you start pruning up?
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You know, right where you go.
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That's super creepy.
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Yeah. No, it's fucking gross. Fuck.
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I should have had more of that stuff.
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They got all them stories about people that
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what do they call it?
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Like the staining that happens from the body that sits for quite a long time.
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And there's like stories of people that, you know, rip up their carpet
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and they find like this big stain and they they assume that maybe it was a
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a body because you pretty much got to cut up the floor
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and replace the floor to probably house so cheap.
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Yeah.
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Legally, if you ask the realtor if anyone dies there, they have to tell you.
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But if you don't ask, they don't have to tell you shit.
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So yeah, realtors will.
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Instead, you think a realtor would be like,
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Tell me everything about the house so I can help?
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But typically a realtor will say,
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Shut the fuck up because then I Plausible deniability.
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They don't even know about the crack in the basement trying to.
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Oh, we do our first costume change already.
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I don't know.
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Is it true that everyone craps their pants when they die?
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Like he didn't?
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He died doing what he loved the most, crapping himself.
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Yes. There is the release of the mouse that does exist.
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Humans.
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See, my name is Horsehead, my world famous horse.
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That maybe that's how the soul escapes through the crap.
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Because I know
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Gary thinks the soul is shit.
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So make sense for that.
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Yeah.
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Oh, you actually have a costume?
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Look, So here at Hydrants, we do do our fact checking, and it is not true.
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Not everyone pees and poops when they die.
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Really? Well, I would.
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I would evacuate my bowels before I explode.
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But I want to explode.
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I want a giant fiery explosion in a fireball.
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I just want to try to evacuate my balls.
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That way somebody has to clean something up when I do.
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A more memorable, though,
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that's what you want to be remembered for?
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Well, the people that
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the person who's going to clean it up is going to go, fuck, I remember that guy.
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He's going to be
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this guy when he gets the death scenes.
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He says about a third of the time people urinate themselves.
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Okay.
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So it doesn't say anything about, oh, here, fecal incontinence.
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Oh, fairly frequently.
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But this is usually people who are frail and have been ill.
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Oh, okay.
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You got to keep you've got to keep in mind a lot of deaths are traumatic.
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So, yeah, maybe
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maybe your poop might explode out,
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but it doesn't always just like, ooze out like you release.
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Now, this is coming from the Internet, so I don't know.
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I just looked it up.
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We could turn it off.
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Would depend on its consistency.
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If you have
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no serotonin just out or a nurse,
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please call in or put in the chat If you have any information
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about poop and pee on death semen,
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you get high.
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I really want to know.
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We want to know everything.
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I was looking at curious thing out here.
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The creepier, the better.
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I you.
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I'm like, fucking Edward Williams makes fucking eggnog.
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I was thinking a Sherwin-Williams fucking painting.
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Oh, yeah, Yeah.
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I'm drinking paint. It looks.
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I mean, you might as well be.
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I know you love paint chips as a kid, and I did
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literally.
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Yeah.
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Oh. Oh, I love it.
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Interesting,
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Commander and creep,
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when you hear this.
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Oh, shoot.
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Mouth.
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I knew Gary knew.
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I could tell Gary needed a break. I know, right?
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I got to go get my math smashed.
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But I'm the host.
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The host. And stick around.
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Why would the audience stick around, motherfuckers
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like him.
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Now, when I want a perfect time
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on a perfect
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panel,
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see, it's
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how I am.
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Just reading his guide,
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I Yeah.
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Didn't see any buttons.
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Now, though, that's going to be a problem.
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I can't see anything, though.
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Oh, I broke my jaw,
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our matey.
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Our guilty
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one. Oh, wait a minute.
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That just came out of nowhere.
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Oh, yeah.
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You can't see that.
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It's just like I can touch my eyeball and check is annoying.
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I know how people wear these things because they have an eyeball.
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Yeah, And do it
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together. Get
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Welcome to the drones.
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Where we sucking crumbs?
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Actually, we.
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I'll do that, matey.
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How long does the.
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Oh, yeah.
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It's trying to turn me volcano on.
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Is that around to happening or another.
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I'm doing
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this.
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I've got to, I've got a couple reins.
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I forgot my, my,
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my raves.
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The I meant to do this earlier.
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The best original joke I've heard in a long time
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was when Brady said when he had sex with his wife, he.
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He asked her to leave my the shirt with my face on it.
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I revealed.
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That is so creepy.
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That fits in this episode.
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But what I really watched the most this last week
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was the after show loved it.
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I even called in.
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I was calling in the pimp,
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the number fagot Oh,
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fagot.
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It's like three rants. Three.
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You can pick a number.
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You'll get there eventually.
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It's 37.
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Prince William over $300,000.
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We have every area code, then five, and
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it's five, six, three, three,
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three, one three, three, three,
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five, eight, six.
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We're all five, eight, six. Don't smoke.
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You're going to kill yourself, Mr.
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Skeleton.
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I mean, you're going to kill yourself.
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You not funny.
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Oh, got to stay in character.
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Oh, I can't do the girlfriend
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of Captain Jack Sparrow.
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No, The Lonely Island.
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Captain Jack Sparrow.
00:25:06
If anyone. Nice. You came out the halls.
00:25:10
That's a different show.
00:25:12
I got a different thing I can do.
00:25:13
I can watch you watch it coming in the hole.
00:25:16
Oh, yeah. Great.
00:25:18
So they got it all fucking link to that.
00:25:23
Yeah.
00:25:25
Go see it is going spooky creepy, like Halloween creep.
00:25:28
Yeah. Yeah, I love Halloween.
00:25:31
What?
00:25:32
Halloween wise? I mean, there's anything actually creepy.
00:25:37
I would say the only thing would be real life stuff.
00:25:38
Like, it's like spiders, big spiders or some shit, you know,
00:25:42
green
00:25:44
shoots of snakes and spiders.
00:25:49
But it's not it's not really a Halloween item.
00:25:51
I don't know why.
00:25:52
That's weird.
00:25:53
Spiders are so much better.
00:25:54
Yeah. Yeah.
00:25:55
Bats,
00:25:58
black.
00:26:00
Well, I mean, what was the other shoe?
00:26:03
Just the black, I guess.
00:26:05
Yellow kids.
00:26:06
Red kids,
00:26:09
all the black brown ones.
00:26:11
Or didn't you have an issue with the brown ones?
00:26:15
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26:24
I guess we should get into the Salem witch
00:26:26
trials because, you know, witches aren't real.
00:26:29
And I think 19 people were executed for being witches.
00:26:33
And the way they determined whether or not they were a witch
00:26:37
is if they survive being killed.
00:26:39
And they all were proven innocent because they all died.
00:26:43
And none of them, by the way, were burned at the stake.
00:26:46
That was that's just the old, old wives tale.
00:26:50
Those showed them who's boss.
00:26:52
Take that. Yeah.
00:26:54
Which trial people.
00:26:56
Yeah.
00:26:57
So, no, you're a pirate with a gun or pirates and guns.
00:27:01
I'm a modern day pirate. What do you want?
00:27:03
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:27:06
What was the one with Tom Hanks,
00:27:08
Captain Something or another?
00:27:10
I never saw that looked at for years.
00:27:12
And one that based on a true story.
00:27:14
Yeah, that was pretty good.
00:27:16
I just watched those specific demographic pirates.
00:27:18
I don't know if those are like the real pirates.
00:27:20
You know,
00:27:22
obviously the real power, though.
00:27:24
They were actors, too.
00:27:26
Oh, really?
00:27:28
Yeah.
00:27:28
That skinny guy was really a fucking that skinny weirdo
00:27:32
they casted, like, the most sickly looking fucking.
00:27:35
Yeah.
00:27:36
Skinny specific demographic.
00:27:38
Yeah. They plucked him right out of Ethiopia.
00:27:40
So you give you a peanuts in order to work on this movie?
00:27:43
It's like, sure. Something my family eats.
00:27:47
I looked up
00:27:47
the scariest movies and Jaws came up, but I just didn't.
00:27:51
I didn't see that as a Halloween theme kind of a thing.
00:27:54
But but the list did was strong with Stephen King.
00:28:00
I mean, Carrie Pet Cemetery, it
00:28:03
The Shining is scary, though.
00:28:06
So serious.
00:28:08
So the shining on mushrooms is awesome, but The Shining is more mysterious.
00:28:11
Like, I don't I don't know what movie is actually scary.
00:28:13
I've never watched a movie and fully felt scared other than maybe when I was a kid.
00:28:17
The movie Fire in the Sky because it was based on supposedly a true story.
00:28:22
So it did have that adage to it.
00:28:24
But to have to get the aliens
00:28:29
to do record for us.
00:28:31
Legend, though.
00:28:32
Hey, how does skeletons wear glasses without ears,
00:28:36
their eyeballs
00:28:37
or eyeballs?
00:28:42
Wow. Tell you what,
00:28:45
I usually put my glasses on inside the mask I like.
00:28:49
Put the glasses in the mask and then put the mask on
00:28:53
that or defeat the Illuminati dipshit.
00:28:57
So your glasses are always all bent to shit?
00:28:59
Yes. From always wearing masks?
00:29:03
Yes, We all wear a mask.
00:29:05
Oh, my goodness. Which one are you?
00:29:09
The one with the glasses on. Oh,
00:29:14
look at that shirt.
00:29:16
That is a sexy brown shirt.
00:29:25
The guy in that shirt looks like this,
00:29:33
but this way.
00:29:34
Yeah. Oh,
00:29:49
that through.
00:29:51
I'm not sure I thought that through.
00:29:52
He's nothing but teeth.
00:29:57
Oh, yeah.
00:30:05
No way.
00:30:07
No. What do you do?
00:30:12
I know everything you bring people to do.
00:30:15
Nobody gets the river.
00:30:18
What would you do?
00:30:20
I know everything.
00:30:21
I'm the best. Just school forever.
00:30:23
Yet more of them believe you.
00:30:29
They zipper
00:30:31
stick. How did you do that, Jim?
00:30:33
It's called the printer and Jimmer.
00:30:39
Huh? Oh, that's so great.
00:30:43
You were this juror.
00:30:44
Juror with a baseball bat.
00:30:47
Jeremy Timbers.
00:30:48
Jeremy Timbers
00:30:52
Because I got the second one.
00:30:53
Do you know where?
00:30:57
It's fantastic.
00:30:59
Tiger, are you.
00:31:00
Are you in a lot of pain? US.
00:31:01
I love pain.
00:31:02
It's the mouse.
00:31:04
I love feeding big, big cock.
00:31:06
My name is Gary Murray.
00:31:07
Review Moody.
00:31:10
I love this with you on the screen here.
00:31:12
Give me just about five, six, seven.
00:31:18
You know, the cool thing is,
00:31:19
is I do it again now your full screen.
00:31:23
I have four I have four of Gary's eyes.
00:31:26
That's creepy, right? I got Gary's pupils.
00:31:29
I've got them. They've got a four of them.
00:31:32
I'm the best in the world.
00:31:34
I'm the best dish golfer. And nobody's better than me.
00:31:36
And this is my best podcast over here because I'm a third and do.
00:31:40
But it is difficult to look, you know,
00:31:43
with emotion further to do
00:31:47
more.
00:31:48
And my father
00:31:50
doing work better because I need to hold it I take it to my forehand.
00:31:54
You know,
00:31:58
these are my most hands.
00:32:01
These are my Mickey Mouse crowns.
00:32:05
We really get in this most traction of this.
00:32:08
And this is
00:32:16
very so sexy.
00:32:20
We should all wear masks.
00:32:22
We should all work off to this.
00:32:25
Well, I will later look at all of the means on the screen.
00:32:29
Look at all of these.
00:32:30
There's
00:32:32
so many these.
00:32:34
Look at me. Religion is responsible for everything.
00:32:36
Religion, religion, religion, religion, religion, religion.
00:32:40
Fuck, religion. Fuck with
00:32:44
me. I mean, Clark, religion.
00:32:46
Because I can't say for Clark religion because I can't say park
00:32:50
Castle.
00:32:51
Clark If you're looking for
00:32:56
a good song.
00:32:57
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk.
00:33:00
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:33:02
I believe in God. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:33:04
Jesus is the best and most.
00:33:05
Moses was real.
00:33:06
4:00, 4:00, 2:00.
00:33:10
Moses was not real.
00:33:11
Moses was not real.
00:33:15
Was not real.
00:33:17
Really.
00:33:18
Who is even
00:33:20
a demon?
00:33:20
Glasses just to make it real fucking.
00:33:25
Yeah.
00:33:26
You got four.
00:33:28
We got four Gary pupils.
00:33:31
It's all creepy cutting, just cutting out the center of your eyes.
00:33:33
I know.
00:33:33
For with this with this razor blade, it felt like I was like going to murder you.
00:33:39
Yeah,
00:33:40
that's creepy kind of way to go.
00:33:44
Let's keep it with the scene.
00:33:46
Somebody has got to do it.
00:33:49
I know.
00:33:50
So somehow we lost all of our listener, but that's okay.
00:33:55
Oh, yeah.
00:33:59
Oh, that sure as hell entertaining does.
00:34:02
Not so much. Oh, we just jumped off the floor.
00:34:03
Now that we're done, they're just like, okay, these are dummies.
00:34:08
Okay, good.
00:34:12
What else creeped you guys out?
00:34:16
Nothing.
00:34:17
I'm a man.
00:34:18
I'm a man. Really?
00:34:21
I was a man.
00:34:22
Now I'm dead.
00:34:27
Should we be honest?
00:34:32
Do you think it'll help
00:34:34
your camera framing fucking creeps me out.
00:34:36
Okay, let's go.
00:34:38
Also. Excuse me. No, I don't.
00:34:40
I wonder why I never crop of any of your films for me.
00:34:44
I wonder if you guys even have.
00:34:45
Cops are hard
00:34:48
on the real deal.
00:34:51
Oh, there it is. Who? There we go.
00:34:55
Drugs.
00:34:56
People in Tyler every day.
00:34:57
So he's just going right off the screen
00:34:59
a little tough.
00:35:00
Oh, yeah.
00:35:00
I didn't put.
00:35:02
No, but I move my desk to the wrong head.
00:35:07
Oh, yeah, that's right.
00:35:08
You have a movable desk.
00:35:10
There you go.
00:35:10
This better?
00:35:13
No, you can't.
00:35:20
You can't go for one of
00:35:23
your classes.
00:35:25
He's getting you to where?
00:35:28
Oh, yeah. Don't show that.
00:35:29
We got to get off the rest.
00:35:30
That's a good cue for Bye bye.
00:35:32
Well, is this a Halloween costume?
00:35:35
The piece symbol is an Indian custom.
00:35:37
Because it is. It's an ancient symbol.
00:35:40
Symbol of peace.
00:35:42
Anyone get the killer of Beavis and Butthead up?
00:35:47
I do think facial tattoos are creepy.
00:35:50
They look good on you.
00:35:53
Oh, yeah, We got a handsome.
00:35:55
That gentleman is the me a rubber.
00:35:59
Well, you are
00:36:01
a mutual friend of ours.
00:36:02
We'll just call him Brother asked me if he should get a teardrop
00:36:06
tattoo and I said, You know, in prison, that means you killed someone, right?
00:36:10
And he said, Yeah, but that's not what it means for me.
00:36:13
And I said, No, you should not get a facial tattoo.
00:36:16
So I talked him out of it pretty good.
00:36:19
Yeah.
00:36:20
BROWN The Teardrop tattoo.
00:36:24
So those weirdoes get get brains, horns
00:36:28
like you really like weird
00:36:32
piercings and tattoos, like strange ones
00:36:36
or actually screw into their skull.
00:36:39
Sticks out of two horns into their skulls,
00:36:42
out of the skull and under the skin.
00:36:45
Yeah.
00:36:46
Yeah, They've been playing.
00:36:46
Shit's really weird.
00:36:49
People in the fucking bigger.
00:36:51
Did you bigger now?
00:36:54
And I
00:36:55
remember when we went to the bunny ears.
00:36:58
Yeah.
00:36:59
We're selling you.
00:37:02
Well, it fits in with some of the content I brought,
00:37:04
but all your years, I thought you were a floppy vagina.
00:37:08
Yeah, OxyContin or whatever.
00:37:11
This is my labia.
00:37:13
Oh, okay.
00:37:15
Yeah. Bottom of the fucking content.
00:37:17
You got a motherfucker problem?
00:37:18
Mark, I'm
00:37:21
going to kill me again.
00:37:23
Yeah.
00:37:26
Look at that underbite.
00:37:28
Look, Skelton's got one hell of an underbite.
00:37:30
Yeah, it does.
00:37:31
We need to talk.
00:37:32
I can't figure out where.
00:37:35
And down here you can see my mouth.
00:37:37
Is that what I'm supposed to do?
00:37:39
Absolutely. No.
00:37:40
We had two of our own.
00:37:50
That's fun.
00:37:56
Breaking news.
00:37:57
This just in.
00:38:00
The Lions third quarter are up 23 to 14.
00:38:05
I care.
00:38:05
Oh, nice
00:38:08
go. Lions.
00:38:12
The best
00:38:13
football team in the history of ever.
00:38:17
The 2023 Detroit Lions, the Super Bowl champion
00:38:22
team in the history of Detroit NFL.
00:38:26
Oh, yeah.
00:38:27
Michigan Panthers.
00:38:29
Detroit four Champions.
00:38:32
1983.
00:38:36
Okay.
00:38:36
Four, I guess by 1982
00:38:41
I actually would do a few turbos games.
00:38:45
Oh, that was cool.
00:38:47
I want the Express.
00:38:49
So I'm actually 32, but I'm just as dead rotting corpse because,
00:38:53
you know, he doesn't believe in anything.
00:38:54
So he's just going to turn in the dirt.
00:38:57
Yeah. Like the rest of us.
00:38:59
Yeah.
00:39:01
So I'm not going to turn into dirt.
00:39:06
Yeah, there you are.
00:39:07
But I mean, we have the same eternity waiting for us.
00:39:10
You just don't know about it.
00:39:12
I've tried to tell you.
00:39:17
You could turn into a diamond.
00:39:19
Into a tree?
00:39:22
Yeah.
00:39:22
All right.
00:39:26
I don't know.
00:39:26
I've got a creepy take on it.
00:39:29
Say, there is a collective consciousness.
00:39:31
There's just one consciousness.
00:39:32
We'll call it God, and we're.
00:39:34
We're just part of it.
00:39:36
Now, think of the worst thing
00:39:39
you've ever said to anyone, the meanest you've ever been to anyone.
00:39:42
And then flip your perspective.
00:39:45
And from their point of view, you're saying it to yourself,
00:39:50
Yeah, that's creepy.
00:39:52
Well, maybe that's the reason for the golden rule.
00:39:55
Thank you for do you
00:39:59
everything you do to anyone you're doing to yourself.
00:40:06
What does that even mean, though?
00:40:07
What does that say in that case career?
00:40:13
Am I supposed to be mad at myself or said
00:40:17
I would?
00:40:17
I'm a little ashamed of some of the cruel things I've said and done.
00:40:23
I'm pretty sure Gary just made an excuse for his homosexual tendencies.
00:40:26
This dude.
00:40:27
No, I'm not jerking you off.
00:40:29
I'm just masturbating.
00:40:31
Yeah. See?
00:40:32
Now, see, now you're doing it to somebody else.
00:40:36
They must you.
00:40:36
Are you talking to empathetic?
00:40:38
Are you talking everything we do?
00:40:39
And now
00:40:41
we're going to get like, two fold in the in the first.
00:40:44
If I don't put this fucking thing, you're starting to smell.
00:40:55
Are you doing scratch drops?
00:40:58
No. Should I know?
00:41:00
Is doing arts and crafts.
00:41:02
I love art is being extended for 2 hours today.
00:41:06
Oh yeah.
00:41:12
This is my favorite segment.
00:41:13
Arts and crafts with group favorite segment drawings.
00:41:18
I was like, I suggest you're like,
00:41:20
going to circle around the circle around the mall.
00:41:23
Yeah, you do what you need to do.
00:41:27
So even you really tell.
00:41:29
But you got some silver teeth, too.
00:41:30
I got a silver sharpie.
00:41:32
Yeah.
00:41:35
They're going to just circle around the mall.
00:41:36
I circled the mall?
00:41:38
Yeah,
00:41:39
it's really the mall now.
00:41:41
It is gangster
00:41:44
art. Are you right?
00:41:51
That's weird.
00:41:52
Radio.
00:41:54
He's just really still awful.
00:41:56
He's taking off for.
00:41:58
He's taken off the mask.
00:42:00
Take off the mask or.
00:42:12
Seriously, where's Brady?
00:42:17
Oh, he's still doing arts and crafts.
00:42:19
Well, what do you think when you think of new ideas?
00:42:24
Oh, the Hitler mustache.
00:42:26
One of history's greatest creeps right there.
00:42:30
Adolf Hitler.
00:42:31
He's a creep.
00:42:32
Yeah.
00:42:35
Have you heard of Vlad the Impaler?
00:42:39
The verdict?
00:42:40
Super creepy.
00:42:41
Vlad TV.
00:42:44
Yeah.
00:42:45
No, it's gross.
00:42:47
Fladge, Vlad, Right?
00:42:49
Fladge TV? Yeah.
00:42:53
Seriously, we need a producer up this bitch.
00:42:54
Where do you go?
00:42:56
I've got two producers.
00:42:58
I think I have it covered.
00:42:59
Okay, Hollywood coming on this.
00:43:02
The third promo?
00:43:04
Yeah. So I'm slowly plugging away,
00:43:07
getting to the last two episodes.
00:43:09
Of course, they were the episodes. Like, we got the drunk. Yes.
00:43:11
And so there was way more content.
00:43:13
And there's a couple that I really wanted in there,
00:43:16
and there was one I couldn't find the These are my Elmo or my.
00:43:21
Yeah, whatever. You hear Elmo.
00:43:23
And so these are my Elmo hands.
00:43:25
Those that mentioned.
00:43:27
Oh, no, he got it.
00:43:29
The costume.
00:43:30
Brady That's fantastic.
00:43:32
The old man face.
00:43:35
I like that hat.
00:43:36
That is spiffy.
00:43:38
I always look like a ghoul.
00:43:41
If you look like the memorial
00:43:43
at the memorial, I
00:43:46
drew, I will jump for food.
00:43:50
It where I did this in the wrong order.
00:43:52
I should have got old and then died.
00:43:54
So, yeah, let's start over.
00:43:57
Certify it was serve the shoulder.
00:43:59
Okay. Hi, I'm Garrett.
00:44:11
Hi, it's me.
00:44:12
Garrett. Bullshit around button
00:44:16
Science Gallery.
00:44:17
Religion sucks. Happy Halloween.
00:44:20
As a bold hillbilly
00:44:27
as a Java store ointment.
00:44:33
Oh. Oh, bless
00:44:37
those flags sold Ever.
00:44:42
This thing stinks
00:44:50
much,
00:44:51
much better now.
00:44:52
I'm good.
00:44:54
Oh, yeah.
00:44:55
There you go.
00:44:57
Oh, Megan.
00:44:59
Gary giggled like a schoolgirl.
00:45:01
Yeah, that was good.
00:45:04
I miss it.
00:45:07
Oh, did you get religion as bad to people?
00:45:10
Blah, blah, blah.
00:45:14
The Jewish super crazy is making fun of me.
00:45:19
Will you make fun of me?
00:45:22
Black Sharpie will not draw over
00:45:25
silver Sharpie.
00:45:26
Lesson learned.
00:45:29
All right,
00:45:32
so what'd you bring?
00:45:33
Share. Bring share my screen. Yeah.
00:45:36
So this nicely does tie in at first with Halloween.
00:45:41
The Halloween creeps.
00:45:43
Okay, one of my one of my favorites.
00:45:47
So true crime stuff.
00:45:48
I love going through YouTube and watching random true crime.
00:45:51
There's a couple of people JC's e wu e w u.
00:45:56
Yeah. For with us.
00:45:57
I like that guy the best because he's probably got a
00:45:59
he's got a good voice and he's everything's neatly concise.
00:46:01
But these people almost got kicked off a YouTube several times for like
00:46:05
YouTube changing their policies and shit.
00:46:07
And so they're like very, very on point of like,
00:46:09
no, this is education, all content, but they are using real
00:46:14
interrogation shit, which is really cool.
00:46:16
But what I love about like modern day crimes and these dipshit kids these days,
00:46:20
this is even from 2006, but the filming that goes on.
00:46:23
So people are recording a lot of shit that they probably shouldn't evidence
00:46:27
and so they're stupid.
00:46:28
But this, this is one of my favorite
00:46:31
and others are screaming this is one of my favorites because
00:46:36
of what the one kid belts out here.
00:46:38
So they they're,
00:46:41
they're two friends are infatuated
00:46:43
with this chick who wants nothing to do with them.
00:46:46
But then she becomes infatuated with their third friend.
00:46:49
And so they're both kind of jealous, but they all hang out together still
00:46:52
and they come up with this idea that they're obsessed with horror movies,
00:46:56
specifically the Scream movie, and they want to mimic the Scream.
00:46:59
And so they call this the Scream killers because they essentially do that
00:47:03
same plot. They were at the house.
00:47:20
It should be, No, I'm against killing people.
00:47:23
I know it's a wrong thing, but
00:47:27
hell, you restrict somebody from it.
00:47:29
They're going to want me to come and assassin.
00:47:33
Maybe she's our friend.
00:47:35
But you know what?
00:47:36
We all have to make the sacrifices.
00:47:39
Our first act is going to be kasey starter.
00:47:42
She's going to be alone in a big, dark house out in the middle where I'm perfect.
00:47:48
Can you get.
00:47:49
I mean, like, holy shit, dude, I'm horny.
00:47:52
Just thinking about it.
00:47:53
Yeah, it's.
00:47:57
I love and I hate that Gary walks away anytime you play
00:48:00
a two fucking second video, he thinks like, Oh,
00:48:02
I'm going to walk away from my own fucking show.
00:48:04
Like, No, I'm playing this content so you can fucking comment on it
00:48:07
when you're not fucking here, you can't fucking comment on it.
00:48:11
So I'm going to comment on it.
00:48:13
Yeah.
00:48:13
So it's fucking hilarious that they're both like
00:48:15
with dudes like, Hey, I'm getting horny over thinking about murder
00:48:17
and someone in the chick is like the other dude's like, Yeah,
00:48:20
that's the main part that I will be help you shake somebody from it.
00:48:24
They're going to want me to become an assassin.
00:48:28
Maybe she's our friend, but you know what?
00:48:32
We all have to make the sacrifices actually do.
00:48:35
It's already Cassie's daughter.
00:48:37
She's going to be at work in a big, dark house out in the middle of nowhere.
00:48:42
Oh, perfect. Can you get.
00:48:45
I mean, like, holy shit, dude, I'm horny.
00:48:47
Just thinking. Oh, yeah, it's. Oh, yeah, it's morning.
00:48:50
I can't imagine the short video.
00:48:52
Cassie, to a friend of mine and going, I'm horny as hell.
00:48:55
And his response to be Hell, yeah, unless we're both gay
00:48:59
or just like, you know, we're about to go double team with somebody.
00:49:03
I wouldn't ever do that.
00:49:05
I find that still homosexual,
00:49:07
even if you're getting a blowjob on fucking it from behind.
00:49:09
We're both looking at each other. That's made to me.
00:49:12
I will straight up calling you Greek.
00:49:14
Shout out to Jameis Winston.
00:49:16
This is no film.
00:49:19
No, this is just dumb because kids are stupid.
00:49:21
This is 2006, even in their film in the Shed.
00:49:23
But by her locker,
00:49:26
you don't know they're going to kill her and
00:49:30
Truth and 1819.
00:49:34
She's an hour late
00:49:37
even carrying it
00:49:38
you know but it's just funny though,
00:49:41
because he says, fuck it, I'm horny just thinking about it.
00:49:44
And the guy's like, I know.
00:49:46
Fuck yeah,
00:49:49
for a second.
00:49:51
So here's the second.
00:49:52
That's not going to work.
00:49:56
Okay?
00:49:56
Then we got and then we left that between that time.
00:50:00
In reality,
00:50:01
Tori and Brian were murdering Cassie during this time period around 11 p.m.
00:50:06
or a little after.
00:50:08
We know this because at 11:31 p.m.
00:50:10
they filmed this video of their reaction or kill Cassie.
00:50:14
We just left her house. This is not a joke.
00:50:17
I stabbed her and throw and saw her lifeless body
00:50:22
and disappeared.
00:50:23
Dude, I killed Cassie.
00:50:26
Oh, that's all I know.
00:50:30
If you're killing one.
00:50:33
God, I tried to kill you.
00:50:35
Get rid of these all. I mean, it was my surprise.
00:50:38
The drive
00:50:41
back and Brian's interrogation the investigators took
00:50:43
this guy is hilarious because, like, he frickin.
00:50:45
He starts, like, choking.
00:50:46
Funny we ask him if he did everything together that night.
00:50:50
So you're going to say that whatever Tori did
00:50:54
this night, use the interrogation shit.
00:50:56
I love this guy.
00:50:58
Which you can't see when they tell me, like
00:51:00
he gets all breathless and he's like, Yeah,
00:51:04
yeah, that's a little fucking weird.
00:51:06
But I hope Brian mentions he did come clean on the lie.
00:51:10
The movie, no question.
00:51:11
Why his fingerprints be on a knife in the ass
00:51:14
and now they're about to transition into asking about another key place
00:51:18
in the home.
00:51:19
That would be strange for Brian and Todd.
00:51:21
She downstairs.
00:51:23
He got the popsicles out of the freezer downstairs.
00:51:25
Everyone's freezing. That's what they were saying,
00:51:31
because
00:51:34
that room was going to have
00:51:35
an accounting on the TV and they had like, a fridge.
00:51:38
Michael made believe.
00:51:40
Okay, you check out that room.
00:51:42
He knows anything about that room.
00:51:43
It's raining and he's getting nervous.
00:51:46
But you didn't have a Popsicle sticking
00:51:49
out from over.
00:51:49
There are many codes kind of asking.
00:51:53
The interrogators wanted to know if.
00:51:56
Yeah, I should.
00:51:58
I don't get it. Stephanie opened for me and he didn't.
00:52:01
Okay, So.
00:52:02
So did you touch that night at all?
00:52:05
I think I.
00:52:06
I held it first. Yes.
00:52:07
Okay. Legitimately,
00:52:10
Justin was going to say no.
00:52:11
We were open popsicles playing on the couch when you left.
00:52:13
Was he put back in the drawers on the counter?
00:52:16
Was the back in the chair actually looking for you?
00:52:19
You saw that matched Matt apparently helped you get that knife out.
00:52:23
Anything. Okay.
00:52:25
Why did you and I will
00:52:29
find a physical
00:52:31
scissors? Okay.
00:52:33
Okay.
00:52:35
I want you to tell
00:52:38
why did you and I
00:52:41
are trying to find, like, a pair of shoes right now?
00:52:45
Okay. Okay.
00:52:46
I just get this answer. Go.
00:52:48
That's part is what I love, that they have two of them.
00:52:50
Because what ends up happening
00:52:51
is this guy, obviously, he's frickin shaking like a motherfucker.
00:52:54
He ends up spilling the beans on his body.
00:52:56
His body don't know it yet.
00:52:58
And so they're trying to get the body to confess
00:53:01
and they both end up getting like 30 fucking 30 years.
00:53:03
But yeah, I just.
00:53:05
I love this one, man comment about the kids saying
00:53:08
he's horny when they're talking about murdering someone.
00:53:11
Pretty ridiculous.
00:53:12
But yeah, those are creepy.
00:53:14
Super creepy. Those are creeps.
00:53:19
Yeah, probably.
00:53:21
But they probably got fucked hard because they went in in high school.
00:53:24
Cute little fucking
00:53:27
thrill little motherfuckers.
00:53:31
Nice work, draw.
00:53:32
You brought it
00:53:35
didn't
00:53:38
you? Didn't tell anybody?
00:53:39
No. I could of.
00:53:42
Brady's head popped out.
00:53:45
Check this out.
00:53:47
Gary's eyeballs.
00:53:49
Ha ha ha ha.
00:53:52
That's awesome.
00:53:53
That's creepy. Super creepy.
00:53:56
I've all fingers of your mouth here somewhere.
00:53:58
I don't know where it went. I thought I had it.
00:54:00
Can I have those to put on my wife's face?
00:54:02
Okay. Where's your mouth?
00:54:05
Well, I've got to keep this one just so I can fuck it, but.
00:54:08
Yeah, well, yeah.
00:54:12
Oh, that's echoing.
00:54:12
Of course.
00:54:16
Sorry.
00:54:16
Well, if we're going to go
00:54:19
feeling there's a pause here.
00:54:21
So welcome to my favorite.
00:54:24
My favorite crepes.
00:54:25
Which are the pillows? Peatos.
00:54:29
Right.
00:54:29
This time for real. I'm going to cut out the other ones.
00:54:32
So bye bye.
00:54:35
Bye bye.
00:54:35
Twitch,
00:54:37
fireball, YouTube.
00:54:41
Hello, Rumble.
00:54:44
Hey, Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie.
00:54:48
Do you think we should have a special celebration?
00:54:51
We had 700 views on Rumble for bootstraps.
00:54:55
No, because it doesn't deserve its bootstraps.
00:54:59
Parents take bootstraps.
00:55:01
It was excellent.
00:55:02
It somehow was doing excellent, but it was a terrible show.
00:55:05
You ever watch it back?
00:55:06
There was no sense. I watch every single one of them.
00:55:09
I have never watched one show.
00:55:11
Not one. I'm I'm our biggest fan.
00:55:14
I used to be.
00:55:18
Oh, I like it.
00:55:23
I used to like it.
00:55:24
But you.
00:55:32
It was 1989.
00:55:33
My thoughts.
00:55:34
I was all caught between a lonely man.
00:55:39
He was 17.
00:55:40
And you, as all men three will run amok.
00:55:44
Is one mixed Really well, comedy, not audio ducking isn't working.
00:55:48
That's fine.
00:55:52
It'll only be last night.
00:55:55
We're not going to get
00:55:58
you know, we're
00:56:00
going to keep a lot of our stuff.
00:56:22
Oh, oh,
00:56:28
You can tell them up and put it over the.
00:56:42
I like it.
00:56:43
It's a little faster than the original Happy.
00:56:48
I thought after
00:56:49
you walked in the door to where?
00:56:54
To Jimmy G. Sack
00:56:58
to the grill.
00:57:01
So we're going to pick up a lot and treat it next
00:57:05
to him
00:57:13
from.
00:57:20
Oh, so my pet peeve is
00:57:22
when idiots like to think that Kid Rock ripped off sweet home Alabama
00:57:27
when actually he ripped off werewolves in London
00:57:31
are people are just stupid because he says sweet home Alabama
00:57:34
all summer long
00:57:34
they think like he
00:57:35
there's no single spot in that song that sounds like sweet home Alabama
00:57:39
other than the fact that werewolves in London
00:57:43
he kind of he kind of ripped to werewolves in London.
00:57:45
But is it possible that werewolf in London may have ripped
00:57:50
another one came out?
00:57:51
I thought Werewolves of London came out first
00:57:53
or I don't know I'd have to look at by decades.
00:57:56
I just assume the way it sounds.
00:57:58
Werewolves of London sounds like older recording.
00:58:00
Yeah. Yeah.
00:58:02
The the band is a
00:58:06
Warren Zevon and the pledge rates.
00:58:09
I mean, it's like the
00:58:13
thought was on the screen there is there's goes arms goes there goes, there
00:58:16
goes, those goes and then then never goes And then,
00:58:20
and then it end and
00:58:24
that.
00:58:25
Oh you're talking Vanilla ice. Yeah.
00:58:26
No that's like the same concept.
00:58:29
Is there any retroactive like after the sampling community
00:58:33
for copyright
00:58:35
because copyright laws are so different nowadays,
00:58:37
you got to clear samples for fucking anything
00:58:39
when you know,
00:58:40
there was a lot of people that just stole shit
00:58:42
and never had to pay royalties on it or were.
00:58:44
There are also a lot of people
00:58:45
that just asked, like from what I understand, Weird Al won't do it.
00:58:49
He had a I think there's a prince song and Prince said, Hell no.
00:58:53
So he didn't. He always asked and got permission. Right.
00:58:55
The prince is an asshole like that, but brilliant.
00:58:58
Yeah. Same in regard.
00:59:01
Brilliant.
00:59:02
Michael Jackson always said yes to Weird Al and Prince
00:59:05
always said no to Weird. Al
00:59:09
met at work, headed their big hit,
00:59:11
just stolen from them because it sounded like the kookaburra song.
00:59:15
Only song I can know that uses the word Chanda in it.
00:59:18
Everybody look at Japan's
00:59:22
safety dance.
00:59:25
Yeah, that's the only thing I know.
00:59:28
That's the only song.
00:59:28
You know that real period period
00:59:32
Lions and Mayhem scored
00:59:35
millions.
00:59:37
Oh, no.
00:59:38
It's coming back.
00:59:41
He's going again.
00:59:41
Everybody hold up your hands.
00:59:43
And everybody look at your face. That's pretty creepy, right?
00:59:46
A penalty you're holding.
00:59:47
Everybody look at your slacks.
00:59:50
Well, in hockey, they have tripping.
00:59:52
They should have to just hold each other during holding.
00:59:54
Like tripping isn't quite as
00:59:59
simple as
01:00:00
tripping can be kind of creepy tripping balls.
01:00:03
Yeah. If you're tripping wrong.
01:00:04
Yeah. Yeah. If you're in a bad trip.
01:00:06
They've had plenty.
01:00:07
It's kind of myself doing psychedelics.
01:00:10
Kind of.
01:00:10
I don't know whether it was like two horrid bad trips,
01:00:13
but it was just like too much in my head and it's like, this isn't fun anymore.
01:00:16
I myself just learned about them today.
01:00:19
Psychedelics. Yeah.
01:00:21
Yes, I did.
01:00:22
I ran across an article on Forbes, which I thought was quite interesting
01:00:27
because they were talking about the legalities of the the psychedelic
01:00:31
market coming to, you know, the stock market and being a viable
01:00:37
entrepreneurial avenue.
01:00:39
I don't think I'm fond of the drug culture,
01:00:43
but morning, just learning about it today,
01:00:46
I think that maybe it could be a sound investment opportunity only
01:00:52
you think
01:00:53
pot sure would have been all right.
01:00:56
Carlton. Oh, Mama.
01:00:58
Mama. Flowers.
01:00:59
You must be watching
01:01:02
time.
01:01:02
Camouflage.
01:01:04
There's mama flowers watching.
01:01:06
I. I had to call her yesterday.
01:01:08
It was her birthday. Yeah. Happy birthday.
01:01:11
My mom's birthday is this month as well.
01:01:14
Yeah.
01:01:15
A lot of birthdays right around this time of year.
01:01:20
Yeah, usually every time of year.
01:01:23
You can see that almost every day.
01:01:25
You know, that's the opposite of.
01:01:28
The point I'm making.
01:01:30
Well, that whole.
01:01:31
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:01:33
I got this
01:01:37
breaking news just in.
01:01:40
Gary is about to make his first point ever.
01:01:44
Go birthday distribution,
01:01:49
looking it up.
01:01:52
So it is
01:02:04
mostly
01:02:06
spit it out, tard Boy, this time of year.
01:02:11
Oh, what does that mean?
01:02:16
That means that that is not fucking from the summer throughout the year.
01:02:20
Doggone it, nine months ago there was a whole lot of fucking
01:02:25
winter winter.
01:02:27
It would be like February or
01:02:31
something like today and winter.
01:02:33
Nothing better than people getting stir crazy.
01:02:35
Yeah, it's not spring fever that that's causing.
01:02:38
It's the jungle and winter still stuck in my locked in the house.
01:02:44
And you know, the old lady's looking a little more attractive than usual.
01:02:49
And bingo, bingo.
01:02:50
Next thing you know, I'm born in October.
01:02:52
In my. In my, my house. That is impossible.
01:02:55
I don't think my wife could ever be more attractive.
01:02:59
Oh, okay.
01:03:01
She put me through it with my face.
01:03:04
She was 14
01:03:06
or what? No.
01:03:10
Well, I would have been sick.
01:03:12
I would have been four.
01:03:13
I'm perfectly fine with that.
01:03:14
That's not creepy at all.
01:03:16
Let's get into that.
01:03:17
I get what age makes it creepy.
01:03:19
God, like if she's as far as he needs to be,
01:03:22
if he if she's 40 and he's 50, that sounds fine.
01:03:25
How about ten and 20?
01:03:27
So, yeah. No, no, you're not fine.
01:03:29
It's ten years. It's not as simple as ten years, is it?
01:03:32
No. For
01:03:35
or like ten, even ten, 11 and one.
01:03:38
That'd be pretty bad, right? 11 and one.
01:03:41
But I've got a eight year difference between my girlfriend and I.
01:03:45
So you're practically a pedophile?
01:03:47
Yeah, pretty much.
01:03:50
Yes, you did. You did.
01:03:52
You preorder your order? Yeah, of course.
01:03:56
I groomed it from early.
01:04:00
I'm glad I'm here.
01:04:01
And I don't find older women attractive.
01:04:04
I find younger to an extent, women attractive.
01:04:08
That must just be you.
01:04:09
I don't know.
01:04:10
I've never heard of such a thing.
01:04:12
Are you older or younger?
01:04:14
Huh? Then who?
01:04:16
Your wife.
01:04:17
Oh, I'm older.
01:04:18
Well, then you have to say that you're in the same bag, buddy.
01:04:21
Cream.
01:04:21
But my bag. Sure.
01:04:22
You two younger chicks, you creep cradle.
01:04:25
Robert, My bag might just be a misdemeanor.
01:04:28
Your bag might be a felony.
01:04:30
At one point, it could have been from.
01:04:33
No, nothing. It could have died. But.
01:04:36
Oh, hey, don't worry.
01:04:37
I know each other.
01:04:39
We just not know usually.
01:04:40
But occasionally it does get kind of creepy when it's like,
01:04:43
when does it become creepy? We start bragging.
01:04:44
Well, I'm. Dude, you should see this.
01:04:46
I was way younger than yours, man.
01:04:48
Like a new movie that was out.
01:04:50
And it's like, Oh, I remember when that movie came out
01:04:52
and she's like, I was like, fucking nine.
01:04:54
And it's like, Fuck, that's gross.
01:04:57
Yeah. Yeah.
01:04:58
Her name was Brooke Shields. It was pretty good.
01:05:01
Yeah.
01:05:03
Yeah.
01:05:03
They had her naked at like 15 or something, I think, in the movie.
01:05:08
But yeah, that was pretty, pretty creepy.
01:05:09
Relatives. Oh, that frickin was it creepy?
01:05:12
Did it or was it creepy that her parents let her do it?
01:05:14
Or was it creepy that the show produced it?
01:05:17
I wonder a lot of that with these would be TV shows like Walking Dead.
01:05:22
There was a lot of kids involved in there, like,
01:05:23
you know, full blown like death scenes that are pretty gruesome.
01:05:27
Like, I don't know.
01:05:30
How does that work?
01:05:31
Rape sells.
01:05:32
Yeah, but, you know, the kid's not old enough
01:05:35
to watch the movie, but God forbid he can fucking participate in making it.
01:05:39
Like, Oh, does that makes sense?
01:05:41
Interest Like, this is pretty creepy.
01:05:44
Yeah.
01:05:45
We've gone down the creepy road.
01:05:47
I went to Google to verify
01:05:50
his his claim of which birthday, which month had the most birthday.
01:05:54
So Gary's zero Google.
01:05:56
No, I didn't get a chance.
01:05:57
Google just popped up and for the first time I've ever seen,
01:05:59
they asked me if I would like to add AI to my I'm sorry, it's even worse.
01:06:03
A generative AI experiment from Google.
01:06:07
Oh, that sounds like the wrong thing.
01:06:11
eBay's doing that with A.I.
01:06:13
generated descriptions
01:06:14
and it's just kind of dumb because it's like,
01:06:16
I'm not going to read a single one if I go on eBay
01:06:19
because they're all just the most generic fucking.
01:06:21
I produce like a real human didn't write that.
01:06:24
So how compelling could it really be,
01:06:27
Right?
01:06:28
You want to do an experiment?
01:06:31
I'll use this over all the most popular month for birthdays.
01:06:34
Oh, you were right.
01:06:36
It was wrong.
01:06:38
You were right.
01:06:39
I was wrong. I apologize.
01:06:42
Well, let's see now.
01:06:44
Now, this one says, Why is September the most common month?
01:06:48
Yeah.
01:06:49
So what's our source what's a more what's a more reputable source?
01:06:53
Read it. As far as what?
01:06:55
Go by September, it looks like August through October.
01:07:00
So sure.
01:07:01
Just based on corresponding with April, you had a nine month growth
01:07:06
based on census reporting.
01:07:08
I'm sure they have the stats somewhere.
01:07:11
So December through February,
01:07:14
folks are getting it on and then August through November,
01:07:19
they have.
01:07:20
You think that works the same even in like Florida versus Michigan
01:07:26
and Florida because they're all old.
01:07:28
Hold the fucking phone.
01:07:30
Okay. All right.
01:07:31
So, you know, the knuckle rule for stupid people
01:07:33
that don't know how many days are in each month, let's teach people something.
01:07:37
I just used to count and I've got a phone.
01:07:39
It tells me you got a phone, Right?
01:07:40
But since you're
01:07:42
if you have your hands like this and you go down your knuckles, it's
01:07:45
January, February, March, April, May, and every knuckle has 31 months.
01:07:51
I mean, 30,
01:07:52
31 days in the month of January, February, March isn't
01:07:55
even June, July, August, September, October.
01:07:58
Looking at that.
01:07:59
That's this this chart here sure looks a lot like my fucking knuckles.
01:08:03
And to prove that to you more, look how low February is.
01:08:05
Don't you think that has a little bit to do with just a few fewer fewer days?
01:08:10
So first off, fuck off statistics.
01:08:13
What about what about leap year?
01:08:15
No intended that.
01:08:16
Talk about serious pedophilia.
01:08:18
They're like if you marry them and they only have a birthday every four years.
01:08:23
Yeah, that's like,
01:08:26
what's legal then? Five.
01:08:28
No, it's still not legal in some countries.
01:08:34
Yeah, in Poland I think it's a 13 in Poland
01:08:37
or 1506 in Michigan.
01:08:41
So I think it should be parents in the children.
01:08:45
Isn't that what consent means over the birth?
01:08:46
So it's going to be parental consent.
01:08:48
I don't know what it's going to be like 20 year old fuck my 16 year old daughter.
01:08:53
Oh no, true.
01:08:56
But supposedly that's how my boy, Michael Carey Clayton,
01:09:00
the guy who's in prison for his second 20 year stint.
01:09:04
Right.
01:09:05
That's what he claimed to begin with, that he was like 1920
01:09:09
and she was like 16, 17 and that, you know, the parents were cool with it.
01:09:14
And then all of a sudden she got pregnant.
01:09:16
But I think it was more like she was 18, 19.
01:09:18
She was like 14. I'm know,
01:09:21
it's very But
01:09:22
a second offense tells you 20 years he went in around I think 20 years old.
01:09:28
Yeah. Yeah.
01:09:29
Because when he got out he was 40 and he was out for four years.
01:09:32
I worked with him for four years
01:09:34
and then he went right back in for Diddle and to two children.
01:09:39
20 more years.
01:09:41
Those must have been some delicious fucking kids
01:09:43
because easy like him, like imagine, like putting your hand in, like the lady,
01:09:47
putting your hand in the machine and getting her and smushed.
01:09:50
The video that we saw her doing that and just going like,
01:09:53
I'm going to put my other arm in here now.
01:09:55
And it's like, what?
01:09:56
And it's like, I was fucking great.
01:09:58
Like, like it wasn't really that great,
01:10:00
you know, to walk around to social and the rest of your life. You can do shit.
01:10:04
There was a
01:10:04
Starbucks commercial with the kids are that intriguing to look at.
01:10:07
He looks pretty generic.
01:10:09
The Starbucks commercial that they pulled,
01:10:12
a guy drops his starburst into a vat of acid, reaches his right
01:10:15
arm in there, pulls it out, and there's no there's a stub from the shoulder.
01:10:19
And then he reaches there with his left arm, pulls it up, and he's got no arms.
01:10:22
Is that offensive to stubbed arm people?
01:10:25
No, it's just creepy to all people.
01:10:27
And that's why they pulled it.
01:10:29
Oh, creepy.
01:10:31
Oh, good call, Brady.
01:10:33
Yeah, it's so frigging creepy.
01:10:38
Whoa,
01:10:43
I got it.
01:10:54
So he's
01:10:58
that thing that's good for Halloween.
01:10:59
That's. I mean, why they pull it?
01:11:01
Or is that a joke?
01:11:02
Because the arms.
01:11:05
I don't know.
01:11:06
I don't know why it's so scary. Gary, what do you think?
01:11:09
Melissa Here?
01:11:09
Gary, what do you think gives me the creeps?
01:11:16
I don't really know because
01:11:17
I walked away for no fucking reason during the video playing.
01:11:20
Because you know why?
01:11:21
Why stick around for the video so I can comment on it.
01:11:24
The video is just for holding court for me.
01:11:26
30 feet deep needs to be
01:11:31
shut the fuck up.
01:11:32
I had to leave because of religion.
01:11:34
Oh, it was a religion.
01:11:35
Talk BPP article preacher, all of it.
01:11:39
I'm actually a muslim.
01:11:40
I never told anybody Allah doesn't exist,
01:11:43
so I had to get on my carpet and pray
01:11:45
to allow him to any of the existence.
01:11:50
La la la la la.
01:11:52
Obviously Godzilla or Gojira.
01:11:57
Oh, Gary's big.
01:12:00
I never left.
01:12:02
Do you get the shtick or you keep disappearing?
01:12:06
Oh, okay. Hi.
01:12:08
I've got to pee, but I'm holding it for a better opportunity.
01:12:11
Whoa. Okay, go ahead. I can hold it down.
01:12:14
I just peed.
01:12:15
There's something about to fall and jump on top of you.
01:12:18
What is that behind you right down here?
01:12:21
Nope.
01:12:22
Yeah, There's a water bottle.
01:12:24
Yeah.
01:12:25
Why do things keep coming and going from your upper back?
01:12:30
No, it always got to be high.
01:12:31
It's got to be.
01:12:32
I had a Kermit.
01:12:34
I had a Kermit that.
01:12:35
I fucking loved it. It was my favorite toy.
01:12:38
I fucking three.
01:12:40
Where did you get that from?
01:12:41
And I swear I did.
01:12:42
I Cookie Monster as well.
01:12:44
My favorite two toys in the world.
01:12:46
I was once again where did you get that is a complete question.
01:12:51
Where did you get that from as an superfluous from
01:12:58
what I'm pretty much what I mean is who did you get that from is where I'm going.
01:13:02
New Stinger. I mean they're leading questions early
01:13:06
from whom, bro?
01:13:12
What is this fucking Shakespeare
01:13:13
for our though this animal Gotham stuff
01:13:17
and did filled cruise literature
01:13:20
with third grade grammar
01:13:25
that's equivocation idiot
01:13:27
talk that way you don't fucking from whom did you get that?
01:13:31
There's a lot of lashing out today.
01:13:35
Yeah, it's Flashdance,
01:13:38
Halloween special.
01:13:40
Oh, Halloween.
01:13:43
Halloween.
01:13:45
That's a good one.
01:13:45
The Nightmare before Christmas
01:13:50
is never impressed by that.
01:13:52
Tim Burton. He's great, man.
01:13:54
I've never seen that.
01:13:56
I don't. I don't. I've watched so few movies.
01:13:58
I've never seen Gone With the Wind. Never seen.
01:14:00
What did you just say?
01:14:01
That Nightmare nightmare or Halloween nightmare thing?
01:14:04
You know, that
01:14:05
scream called The Nightmare before Christmas?
01:14:08
That's it.
01:14:08
I've never seen that Christmas.
01:14:10
Never seen that.
01:14:11
It sounds like a Christmas movie, but it is a Halloween movie.
01:14:15
Creepy.
01:14:23
Aren't you going to
01:14:23
say, I don't know, Are you going to give me a spin or what?
01:14:27
I don't know what you do. I was waiting for the spin.
01:14:29
I was also waiting for
01:14:33
some pretty.
01:14:34
No way you got good spin music.
01:14:42
It's from The Nightmare before Christmas.
01:14:46
I wouldn't call gross Lyons.
01:14:49
What a terrible swear.
01:14:51
That is not a setup.
01:14:53
Wow. Or the record
01:15:01
breaking news.
01:15:02
This just in
01:15:04
the game is over.
01:15:05
The Lions won 26 to 14.
01:15:08
It will be the same old Lions
01:15:12
I just told you guys.
01:15:14
Best team in NFL history.
01:15:16
They announced the 2023 Detroit Lions
01:15:19
Super Bowl champs.
01:15:21
They allowed 1413 last week they already lost.
01:15:27
They made the Ravens who look like
01:15:30
the friggin Baltimore Ravens.
01:15:34
Philly The Ravens look like the Lions
01:15:37
couldn't.
01:15:37
Yeah I can't give in to this Lions hype because to me, they're like a girlfriend
01:15:43
that have dumped you and shit on you
01:15:44
over and over at the end of every season for the last 50 years.
01:15:48
And I feel like no matter how they do it, I'm like, All right, this is it.
01:15:52
And the moment I do that is like high bitch and fucking shit on me again.
01:15:57
So I feel bad, but I feel sorry for you
01:16:00
because you're about to get hurt again somehow.
01:16:03
And I can't
01:16:04
see the creative way that they end up losing the second half of the season.
01:16:08
I hope I'm wrong.
01:16:09
I still hope I'm wrong.
01:16:12
I do too.
01:16:12
But I can see it. Here come the lions.
01:16:14
Here they come. Here they come
01:16:20
here.
01:16:20
Sound effects are getting better.
01:16:23
I find over-the-top fandom just childish and silly me too.
01:16:28
I just.
01:16:29
I just support
01:16:31
the guy with floppy ears on his hand.
01:16:33
Watch sports anymore.
01:16:36
The last my whole
01:16:36
that was the Pistons and they broke my heart five or seven years ago. So.
01:16:40
And I just.
01:16:42
I don't care.
01:16:42
Well, why do I need to watch sports?
01:16:44
Oh, you can
01:16:46
play a game better than another team.
01:16:49
Cool. I got other shit to.
01:16:52
What do you do for entertainment?
01:16:53
Do you watch any Do you.
01:16:55
Do you passively do any entertainment?
01:16:58
I only will watch TV if I'm doing something
01:17:00
at the same time, which would be playing a video game.
01:17:04
But otherwise if you're interacting, it's not passive.
01:17:07
I might just like a movie or some type of screen that's for my girlfriend.
01:17:11
They're hanging.
01:17:12
I will watch bird watching unless you're like going down list and category.
01:17:16
Oh, without a screen.
01:17:17
Anything in the world that you're just passively entertainment
01:17:20
where you don't have to build, think, do
01:17:24
just nothing, right?
01:17:26
I mean, you call it lots of people do that.
01:17:29
I mean, I'll sit and I'll drink beer.
01:17:31
And then like if I go up north, I'll sometimes just hang out in the garage
01:17:34
and just kind of watch the water or, you know, just drink beer and just kind of
01:17:40
sit stagnant sometimes after drinking a few beers,
01:17:42
I like to go sit on the park and watch the kids play.
01:17:47
That's creepy.
01:17:48
You bring the beer with you and offer them some.
01:17:50
No, too young for that. I bring candy.
01:17:53
Well,
01:17:55
they don't have to be too young for it,
01:18:00
though.
01:18:01
As we can see by draws.
01:18:03
Now, that's, you know, that's illegal. That's creepy.
01:18:05
I would
01:18:07
when I'm trying to lure children, I don't want them drunk.
01:18:09
I want them tight. And.
01:18:11
And what's that word?
01:18:13
When you're not drunk, let that loose in the street.
01:18:17
You know, on top of things.
01:18:20
Sure.
01:18:21
Any of those would work.
01:18:22
I'm having trouble. I've been forgetting words lately.
01:18:24
Even in the middle of half a word.
01:18:26
I'll forget the second half of the word.
01:18:28
I swear I've had a couple of strokes.
01:18:30
That's creepy.
01:18:31
That's creepy.
01:18:33
Well,
01:18:35
then I am showing.
01:18:36
I may also just be building up a court case for my creepiness, too.
01:18:40
I don't know what you're showing.
01:18:42
You must be, like, three months pregnant, presenting.
01:18:45
Would you like me to present this?
01:18:47
Yes. Please do stick your ass straight up in the air
01:18:51
so everyone knows to catch a predator Isolation. Yes.
01:18:55
My two favorite are this one and the next one.
01:18:58
But this one is just hilarious because two predators at the same time
01:19:02
in the the one kind of has to like, break the reality to the other one.
01:19:06
It's fucking hilarious because the other one does is just too stupid.
01:19:10
This one's been here for a minute, so he kind of knows rundown.
01:19:13
But then meanwhile, I continue to have my conversation with tennis balls.
01:19:19
And what did you do exactly?
01:19:21
I can meet someone that was underage.
01:19:24
And why did you do that or.
01:19:26
I don't know.
01:19:28
It sure seems like you knew what you wanted during this chat
01:19:31
and we're out of time because our next visitor is here.
01:19:35
Stay low.
01:19:36
The next guy is right outside the house scope and making the turn the result
01:19:41
to Catch a predator.
01:19:42
First Our decoy invites him inside.
01:19:49
Won't
01:19:49
you come in over here and stand right over here tonight?
01:19:53
Really? Good.
01:19:55
I want you guys to meet me at the tennis court.
01:19:58
213 and tennis boy, this is slave to mistresses.
01:20:03
Run low.
01:20:04
They're squealing here.
01:20:05
Actually, it's pretty clear to us.
01:20:07
Oh, that's why he sent his boy enslaved to mistresses.
01:20:11
Online chat.
01:20:12
26 year old Yazan as four uses the screen name Slave two mistresses.
01:20:17
That gives you an idea of what's on his mind.
01:20:20
He's a former member of a Jordanian basketball team
01:20:23
and now a student and personal trainer.
01:20:26
This man, as four, chatted with a decoy who told him she was 13,
01:20:31
but unlike Khan as four, mostly wanted the girl to do things to him.
01:20:36
We can't get too detailed, but we can say he prefers
01:20:40
to be treated like a dog and also a toilet.
01:20:43
So I have to leave it at that.
01:20:45
He sends live video of himself naked and wearing a dog collar,
01:20:49
along with a link to a website that illustrates what he's talking about.
01:20:53
So what does he have to say now that he's alongside
01:20:56
another potential predator, just like two guys at the bar?
01:20:59
What are you doing here tonight?
01:21:02
Nothing.
01:21:03
Nothing. Nothing at all it.
01:21:04
Sure seems like you have a lot of plans in this chat.
01:21:07
Can I. Can I ask a question? Sure.
01:21:09
Is my family going to have to know about this?
01:21:11
Why are you so concerned about your family going?
01:21:13
Because this.
01:21:14
This is something that was just over.
01:21:17
A knife point usually come in here, but I'm going to get back with you
01:21:20
in a minute, cause I have a couple of questions for you.
01:21:22
What were you planning on doing here tonight?
01:21:26
Did you bring your car with you?
01:21:28
You know,
01:21:30
Oh, we've talking and you're saying all this to a girl
01:21:33
who said she was 13.
01:21:37
13? Yes.
01:21:39
What is what is all this about?
01:21:41
I want you to have sex.
01:21:43
Well, I see what you say.
01:21:44
Here it is. You ask that
01:21:48
jump the gun
01:21:49
body color on there where you show your own pictures.
01:21:52
It's obvious. Just dumbfounded.
01:21:54
I can't see.
01:21:55
You can't remember. That's you, though, right?
01:21:58
So there's only one way that I could have gotten here.
01:22:01
And that's by you sending that in for you.
01:22:05
You sent pictures to, an intern,
01:22:08
and one of them,
01:22:10
I was naked.
01:22:11
You thought that was okay to send naked picture of yourself to a 13 year old girl.
01:22:15
So why did you do it?
01:22:18
It's sweetness and light.
01:22:21
You do this all the time.
01:22:23
Come on.
01:22:23
Tells me he brought condoms and knows what's going on.
01:22:27
I've seen this program. You've seen this program?
01:22:29
Yeah.
01:22:29
All right, well, you know what you've walked into here.
01:22:32
Yeah.
01:22:33
You're still trying to figure this out,
01:22:35
so I'm going to tell you both what's going on here.
01:22:37
I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC,
01:22:39
and we're doing a story on adults
01:22:42
who try to meet underage teens online for sex.
01:22:46
As for still appears confused but can clearly just go
01:22:51
what's coming you I can get arrested I think.
01:22:55
What's it asked for
01:22:57
once I'm very sorry about this.
01:23:02
I just want to say we're together.
01:23:04
And he's like, okay, I appreciate it.
01:23:06
Yeah, we're waiting.
01:23:07
As for follows shortly after a aside, the Flagler Beach Police said,
01:23:12
I was working out here on the ground wondering, what about it now?
01:23:17
Now you look back, back at the police station,
01:23:21
the two men are questioned by investigators at the same time
01:23:24
as four is worried about his reputation
01:23:27
and still he didn't do anything wrong.
01:23:30
The situation will hurt me if it's on the TV.
01:23:33
I'm not do any criminal in my life even.
01:23:36
And then do I have it?
01:23:38
Well, what if you had got it over here and she had wanted to have had sex with you?
01:23:42
I will not accept because many girls tried to have sex with me.
01:23:47
And I swear I am.
01:23:49
I swear to God in my going was to know her because she was nice.
01:23:54
Was your goal was to have her do the things that you typed in there
01:24:00
at some point?
01:24:00
Yeah, maybe that's true
01:24:02
after I know here, but not in the first meeting down the hall
01:24:06
fuck everything is different is if he were going through this fucking.
01:24:10
I love that you all the way into it.
01:24:13
You really think he's never fucked before?
01:24:15
He just loves collars and senators.
01:24:17
Dick, the people full nude seems pretty sure like
01:24:23
they claim he was
01:24:24
an athlete of some sort.
01:24:28
The worst predator.
01:24:31
So your hands and still kind of go on a little bit.
01:24:34
They're a little more cautious these days about
01:24:37
like how they to catch a predator and have a seat with Chris Hansen.
01:24:40
Now, I'm going to need you, all of you, to have a seat right over there.
01:24:44
That's right. Have a seat.
01:24:46
Because there's something very important you need to know.
01:24:50
I Am on Cameo and I'll be watching.
01:24:54
Oh yea. In the transcripts.
01:24:57
Check it out. No.
01:25:01
Oh, man. This is. Yeah. So his.
01:25:02
His hands in verse are a predator thing.
01:25:05
He doesn't do it as often and they're not as good
01:25:07
because they're a little bit safer about how they do it.
01:25:08
The police come in first and then he talks them.
01:25:10
But he was working with the Genesee County Sheriff's Department.
01:25:14
So there was a lot of Michigan,
01:25:17
apparently in Michigan, got a lot of sex predators.
01:25:19
Unfortunately,
01:25:21
there's a whole list.
01:25:23
And I sort of got in my my girlfriend and I were we laugh at the fucking stupid
01:25:26
catfish television show and we watched plenty of that.
01:25:29
There's a lot of Michigan people.
01:25:31
So there's a lot of weirdos in Michigan.
01:25:32
Unfortunately, not us, though. We're the good ones.
01:25:35
The good ones, as you can tell by the good.
01:25:39
Yeah,
01:25:41
we know this golfer.
01:25:42
They got busted on one of those.
01:25:45
Oh, without saying his name, it was Damon Evans.
01:25:49
Oh, really?
01:25:51
Yeah.
01:25:53
Interesting.
01:25:54
Didn't there's a guy in Pontiac that did it.
01:25:57
He just got shot.
01:25:59
Oh, uh, one of them was in Pontiac.
01:26:04
He was a certain demographic.
01:26:06
He was a certain, you know, he still is.
01:26:09
He was.
01:26:10
He was everyone.
01:26:10
The black friend of this, the discoverer?
01:26:13
Yeah. Yeah. He's the one and only
01:26:17
when I'm talking
01:26:21
for those talking.
01:26:22
So Predators was shot and killed last night in that same city.
01:26:27
Police say Robert Lee was inside a restaurant
01:26:29
when he accused another man of being a pedophile.
01:26:31
He was shot multiple times and later died at the hospital.
01:26:35
Our Declan Francis has been following this story for us tonight.
01:26:38
And Jacqueline, a vigil was held tonight,
01:26:42
the pedophile.
01:26:43
Lee had a reputation as a pedophile hunter and his name is Robert Lee.
01:26:47
And the pedophile got him.
01:26:50
Oh. Oh, okay.
01:26:52
Robert, Sometimes the good guys do it.
01:26:55
His name is Robert Lee and he's black.
01:26:56
Interesting media to pose as an underage girl.
01:27:00
Robert elaborated.
01:27:02
Probably not really.
01:27:03
He'd be number 35 that I call.
01:27:05
This is from an interview we did with Lee last year after he outed
01:27:09
a sheriff's deputy for allegedly trying to solicit sex from a minor.
01:27:13
That deputy was fired.
01:27:15
As a result, he kept going from there
01:27:18
until last night when the confrontation cost him his life.
01:27:22
Police say he confronted two men in what was his firm in Pontiac.
01:27:27
One of them.
01:27:28
There's a whole bunch.
01:27:29
You know, you can find their YouTubes online at.
01:27:31
Some of them are pretty good.
01:27:32
I mean, they don't the one guy, he they they smashed his window and, like, vigil.
01:27:37
What are you going to do?
01:27:38
Call the police.
01:27:38
And they, you know, they confront a little different than Chris Hansen does.
01:27:41
Honor his memory at this particular time.
01:27:43
But we're here to show support.
01:27:45
I think he acted like he was going to leave and then,
01:27:47
you know, somehow got dropped and shot him for nothing.
01:27:50
We're here to show there's a lot of the YouTube vigilantes
01:27:53
that do their own predator catching, which I like those a lot.
01:27:57
They're pretty good, but they usually confront them in
01:28:01
grocery stores.
01:28:02
And so there's a public, but sometimes they just get so obnoxious that people that
01:28:07
know you
01:28:08
can call them out, but they just the way that they can still make a right, Right.
01:28:11
Well, it's not that.
01:28:12
It's just you're just like, that's fine being loud, but just there
01:28:16
there's there are sometimes, I don't know, they start making fun of the guy
01:28:21
because he's like fat or something versus just going, no, you're
01:28:24
you're a child predator.
01:28:25
It's like, what are you like y
01:28:26
you already got him in as low as like, you're striking low, low, low.
01:28:29
And then you go, Oh, you're fat.
01:28:30
And it's like, well, what does that have to do with him being a predator?
01:28:33
Like, I don't know.
01:28:35
I feel like sometimes the people are just
01:28:37
not smart enough to do what they're supposed to.
01:28:40
But there was a one dude whose I do like Grand Rapids area.
01:28:45
He doesn't do the Predator shit as much anymore.
01:28:46
I forget what his name was, but it was hilarious
01:28:48
because the one video here, like this is like maybe seven eight years ago,
01:28:52
but it was early old school like videotaping
01:28:56
kid camera friggin glasses and he pretends to be a frickin
01:29:01
like 14 year old, even though he doesn't really look like a 14 year old.
01:29:04
But he still tries to sort of
01:29:06
and he like, tries to act like a 14 year old and he meets up with this dude
01:29:10
and he just gets in his car and starts talking to him as if he's a 14 year old.
01:29:13
And they go walking off into the woods and then like he's slowly
01:29:16
kind of talking to do.
01:29:17
And the dude never says anything about like, Hey,
01:29:20
you don't look like you're, you know, the child.
01:29:23
And then like, the dude finally, like with the glasses
01:29:25
kind of slowly is just like, dude, what do you do?
01:29:27
And he's like, you know, I'm not like 14, right?
01:29:29
He goes, Oh, you know, he kind of figured
01:29:31
it's like, Well, what are you like, Why are you talking to a 14?
01:29:33
And the dude just walks back to his car and leaves. But
01:29:36
that one was pretty funny because he's literally just like
01:29:39
frolicking around with the dude walking in through the woods, just like pretending
01:29:43
to be 12 or 14 or whatever.
01:29:45
And the dude's just, just, I don't know.
01:29:46
I was just hoping that the kid just starts blowing him or.
01:29:51
I don't know.
01:29:51
It's just very, very odd behavior.
01:29:55
But there's there's some great ones online.
01:29:57
There are people that usually confront people in the grocery stores
01:30:00
and shit
01:30:03
because it's just funny
01:30:04
when they have them dead to rights and they try to just deny it still.
01:30:08
And it's like
01:30:09
they'll call the guy's cell phone and go, How do I have your phone number?
01:30:12
He's like, Who are you?
01:30:14
And it's like, Yeah, if they see that number that's in there,
01:30:16
that's the number that you keep to see these text messages. That's your phone.
01:30:19
They're going to text you.
01:30:19
You look at this, the same texturing, like, here's a picture,
01:30:22
your dick you sent what you thought a 14 year old, you know, it was.
01:30:26
But yeah,
01:30:29
well, how is that not entrapment?
01:30:32
And it's because it's not a police doing it.
01:30:36
It's a it's an independent investigation.
01:30:39
And then they gather the evidence and they present the evidence to the police.
01:30:43
The police have nothing other than to go, well,
01:30:46
there's enough evidence here to convict someone
01:30:49
for the fact that they weren't flirting with an underage person.
01:30:53
I have I have an answer letting them off the hook.
01:30:56
So. Okay, Brady, entrapment doesn't count unless the person wouldn't
01:31:01
have ever, ever in any other way otherwise done that.
01:31:04
So if he's done it
01:31:05
repeatedly besides that one time, you can even call it entrapment.
01:31:09
They have to it has they have to prove.
01:31:10
You have to prove in court beyond a shadow of a doubt
01:31:12
that they would never, ever have, ever done that particular case
01:31:15
without that particular intervention with the police.
01:31:18
I think it works other way in their head.
01:31:22
They know a 14 year old.
01:31:23
That's all that matters.
01:31:25
It's just enough to get the actual
01:31:28
crime.
01:31:29
They were under the assumption that they were going to fuck a child.
01:31:33
I don't know if you if somebody said, Hey, you want to intent
01:31:37
do you want to murder somebody of
01:31:41
if there are any lawyers watching the stature or whatever
01:31:44
reason, can you and you said yes, three rainstorm boots in traffic.
01:31:48
It's the same exact thing as the police or not even the police, but somebody
01:31:53
somebody hiring a hitman and then somehow people
01:31:56
finding out the person actually never gets to hit the hit point on them.
01:32:00
But just soliciting the hit by itself is a crime.
01:32:04
It's like if the little boy asked Gary to do diddle,
01:32:07
as is his, we we
01:32:10
yeah and then Gary did his we we he'd be like, well he asked me too.
01:32:13
So I've been entrapped
01:32:16
right.
01:32:17
Yeah. I'm getting it or no,
01:32:19
you know it sounds like entrapment is totally
01:32:23
them tricking you into you doing something you're not supposed to.
01:32:27
You're walking right into their trap.
01:32:30
It's because in every single one of those instances,
01:32:33
they say then they purposely and they have all evidence
01:32:36
that they made the first contact with the underage person.
01:32:40
They were the first ones that brought it sexual.
01:32:43
They're the first ones asking about meeting up,
01:32:46
and they're the ones pushing that whole narrative the entire time.
01:32:49
Now, once they get there, the the decoys are kind of
01:32:52
sometimes egging them on a little bit.
01:32:54
But I mean, they're having conversations with them.
01:32:57
You can hear a lot of these phone conversations.
01:32:59
They play them for you
01:33:00
and it's just some creepy shit because it's someone going at you.
01:33:04
I'm a 14 year old girl.
01:33:06
It me and the other dude on the other line is like, Oh, you sound so cute.
01:33:10
Oh, I can't wait to put my dick in your mouth.
01:33:12
And it's.
01:33:12
Oh, really?
01:33:13
Oh, I never had that happened before.
01:33:16
This little conversation goes.
01:33:18
And just that evidence alone is more than enough to go.
01:33:21
Yeah. Talking about the murder of these people.
01:33:23
Take them out back, shoot them in the legs and let them bleed out and of the day.
01:33:29
That's creepy.
01:33:31
No, it's not. That went dark quick.
01:33:33
Carry my and take that guy fucking.
01:33:36
I'll do it.
01:33:37
Let me get him a hack his legs up so he just bleeds out slowly.
01:33:42
I want to take his dick off to
01:33:44
bite marks.
01:33:45
Wrong review.
01:33:47
I knew the guy and he was a molester before I knew him and he lied to me
01:33:51
and I still got for him and then come to find out that he was a child molester.
01:33:57
But why not shoot or cut his dick off? Why?
01:34:00
Why buy it
01:34:02
for fun for exact
01:34:07
I good do for the camera isn't
01:34:13
right.
01:34:13
So things that are speaking to do things are private.
01:34:17
All right, we're going to roll my way.
01:34:20
Okay.
01:34:22
This is my number one.
01:34:23
Number one favorite to
01:34:26
number one
01:34:27
favorite to catch a Predator moment.
01:34:30
Just because
01:34:33
I see him, he would have a cane.
01:34:35
He has cerebral palsy.
01:34:37
You know, you come in.
01:34:40
She drove as close as he could to the door so he didn't have to walk as far
01:34:43
because he has the cane.
01:34:44
I told him to come on inside and he finally agreed
01:34:47
he was going to come inside for sure.
01:34:49
George, 26 years, old, divorced, suffers from cerebral palsy
01:34:53
and collects Social Security benefits.
01:34:55
So you feel bad you listed on the form, but blood don't.
01:34:58
Posing as a 13 year old, as you'll find out, is clearly of age,
01:35:03
chatting inappropriately with a minor.
01:35:06
Our decoy.
01:35:07
He's trying to feel something half an hour as she watches him struggle
01:35:10
to get out of the car.
01:35:12
But then she remembers what he'd been saying online.
01:35:15
When you listen to him talking, he really is no different.
01:35:18
He still is wanting to have sex with the girl
01:35:21
using the screen name wrestling dude, East Tennessee.
01:35:24
He asked the girl if he could be her first dead sex.
01:35:28
What have you done with a guy?
01:35:30
Nothing. Wow.
01:35:31
So I'd be your first at everything?
01:35:34
Yeah.
01:35:35
After he tells the people about his disability,
01:35:38
he moves on to talking anal oral sex.
01:35:41
He asks if he can shave her private parts and later makes a rather bizarre request.
01:35:46
Send me a pair of your panties.
01:35:48
Pick a pair.
01:35:49
You Want me to have and wear them for two or three days straight for reals?
01:35:54
Yeah. He's like.
01:35:55
He also asks her if he can have a three way with the decoy
01:35:58
and her sister, and he repeatedly asks the girl to marry him.
01:36:02
When they make a plan to meet, he tells her he'll bring a girl like TBI.
01:36:08
The odds that like, Oh, my sister, like you're into me.
01:36:11
Like, Oh, I can also have a threesome with you and your sister.
01:36:14
Like, what are the odds?
01:36:15
And then the parents are never going to find out.
01:36:16
How is that possible?
01:36:20
But so that's the funny part.
01:36:21
But also this all shaving her privates, right?
01:36:24
So if she's like a 13, 14 year old girl, is she really going to have
01:36:28
the she does she need to be shaved, number one?
01:36:31
Number two. Yeah.
01:36:32
Commissioner number two, this guy has fucking cerebral palsy.
01:36:36
So it's like
01:36:37
how jacked up is this vagina going to get when he's trying to shave it?
01:36:41
Oh, yeah.
01:36:41
He's going to be like all over the place.
01:36:43
You see that gimp arm? He's going to be like, all over the place.
01:36:45
She's going to be fucking bleeding like a mother fucker.
01:36:47
David watches on a monitor as she comes into the house, and
01:36:52
I love her like you say to make him say, you could say I feel a little bit sorry.
01:36:57
No, you don't shut fuck up a little bit.
01:36:59
And then you remember why we're here.
01:37:01
You know, whether he has palsy
01:37:05
or not, he still was there or not.
01:37:08
Molest a child and has no excuse for molesting child care.
01:37:13
And I would want to thank for next week.
01:37:16
If not, then
01:37:18
I focus on the razors. Yeah.
01:37:20
So what did you want to do with them?
01:37:22
Yeah, I was kind confused.
01:37:24
I'll show you later.
01:37:25
Can you just tell me, please?
01:37:26
I won't come here if you don't tell me you don't want to be shamed.
01:37:31
I thought she's down there.
01:37:32
I thought she was going to show you.
01:37:35
Yeah.
01:37:36
She want to talk about you? Okay, Sure.
01:37:39
I'm kind of nervous.
01:37:39
I'd rather like, talk about it first, so I kind of know.
01:37:42
You know what I mean?
01:37:43
Bleeding all over the place.
01:37:44
Oh, yeah?
01:37:47
Well, like, tell me what you're going to do.
01:37:48
So I'm kind of prepared.
01:37:50
It's just easier to explain it as we go along before I do it.
01:37:55
Like, what would you do first?
01:37:57
I don't know. I'd like to hold you.
01:38:00
And then what?
01:38:00
And kiss you for life and you come over here.
01:38:04
Well, yeah, I understand that.
01:38:05
But, you know, for you to do anything for her.
01:38:10
So I hate to be the
01:38:10
bearer of bad news or at all, I.
01:38:14
I wasn't going to do nothing.
01:38:16
You are going to do now.
01:38:18
Why don't you tell me what your plan was to then?
01:38:21
I didn't bring nothing.
01:38:22
I didn't do nothing bad.
01:38:24
And I will never force nobody to do anything against their will, you?
01:38:29
About what you did.
01:38:30
Bring some things with you tonight.
01:38:32
I. I brought a razor. Razor?
01:38:35
And what were you going to do with the razor?
01:38:36
I'm forced to see the thing to get them
01:38:39
to bring something because it's just I'm paying for something.
01:38:42
I've got the transcript right here.
01:38:44
Out of the been part.
01:38:46
He was told online she was 13 and even referred to her
01:38:50
young age several times wishing she was five years older.
01:38:53
And as for all the explicit sex talk, I was trying to see
01:38:57
if I could find out if that.
01:39:00
Well or so.
01:39:02
I didn't lie, though.
01:39:04
It sounds like it's not like what you said.
01:39:07
It was like you could score with a 13 year old girl, You know, for
01:39:11
I mean, have you chatted on I mean, you have a great can.
01:39:14
I mean, like razor fucking old ass razor.
01:39:18
He was going to shave this chick's pussy with.
01:39:20
I'm going to fucking pay for dinosaur. Some
01:39:24
book to his car search.
01:39:26
Brian Electric race.
01:39:27
There are certain tier some K-Y lubricant that I want you to do.
01:39:33
And you know digital cameras were then he's brought in for questioning
01:39:38
where he admits to bringing a razor and lubricant.
01:39:41
What were you going to use it for?
01:39:43
I guess it was in case you had sex with her.
01:39:46
Yeah, but I was going to.
01:39:47
I'm not so sure trying to figure out alone,
01:39:52
you know, I thought it was a meaningful relationship.
01:39:56
Honestly.
01:39:57
Then yeah, again, he says he's not the only one to blame.
01:40:02
He's not the bold, demented comic cow.
01:40:06
She called me today. Want me come up here?
01:40:08
Do what you were telling her you were her boyfriend, right?
01:40:13
See, that's the thing that Brady was saying.
01:40:14
So they do kind of entice them a bit, but it's like,
01:40:18
I don't know if you tell me,
01:40:19
Hey, I've got a whole shitload of heroin over here that's worth $1,000,000.
01:40:24
I would kind of be like, I don't really want anything
01:40:26
to do with that because, fuck, heroin, right?
01:40:31
But it's $1,000,000,
01:40:34
right? Like, if I do it, it's my fault.
01:40:36
It's not like, Oh, that wasn't the be taunted me.
01:40:42
I love that dude.
01:40:44
Mainly because of the palsy in the shaver thing.
01:40:49
The fact that, like number one, she's probably not going to be her
01:40:52
hair down there.
01:40:53
So what's the game in the first place?
01:40:55
Number two, the old ass shaver and then the palsy.
01:40:57
Like how successful is that shaving going to be
01:41:03
in your area, having
01:41:06
to hold still.
01:41:07
It's like him. You're in fucking all over the place, asshole.
01:41:16
You guys are speechless, Scary, frozen.
01:41:20
Brady Do you have the the thriller mash up?
01:41:24
Don't don't bother to clip EJ Do I look at him?
01:41:28
He's trying to pass the buck
01:41:31
rant sludge rants rant on some flag creeps child molesters
01:41:35
next week fladge rants fladge I obviously we joke Gary and you know
01:41:40
30 feet from a school but like those are it's like the whole religious dude
01:41:44
the podcast podcaster was our competitor the one night
01:41:48
I say fagot we make fun of gays, whatever we're not we don't hate gay people.
01:41:53
We don't actually like that guy who is serious.
01:41:57
Yeah, come to like a
01:42:01
I don't know, we actually hate
01:42:05
child molesters like it.
01:42:06
So we joke about molesting children, right.
01:42:09
But actually hate shows.
01:42:13
They're the one, like, genre of human.
01:42:16
Like even murderers
01:42:19
hate, you know?
01:42:21
Yeah, Yeah.
01:42:24
You're a little muted.
01:42:25
Brady.
01:42:25
They don't they don't do well in prison.
01:42:30
Yeah.
01:42:30
Know, that's what I think happened to my man, Gary Clayton,
01:42:34
because he had told me that, like, oh, he was supposed to be like 15 years,
01:42:38
and he got caught in some shit in prison and got into a couple of fights
01:42:42
and got a couple extra years tacked on or something.
01:42:44
I don't know.
01:42:45
But when you look at the records, it does save 20 years.
01:42:47
But I bet you he was
01:42:49
probably fucked with pretty hard.
01:42:52
And that may be why he didn't wear like a badge.
01:42:54
Was that a pun intended?
01:42:55
Like some of the hair, Like some of the other jail rats I worked with?
01:42:59
Fuck, man, I.
01:43:00
Gary, I made that joke like that long rant, all of you.
01:43:02
Foley, read it.
01:43:03
But when it comes to Oh my leave, so beep beep because I got a new job
01:43:08
and live in the sticks and I'm no longer angry
01:43:13
when your work, when you're working at some shitty fucking job
01:43:16
and you realize that
01:43:17
they're harming you every single day because they don't have proper fume
01:43:21
fucking shit or proper PPE and their mess, Diaz is not up to
01:43:26
fucking shit and they don't care because they're going to bitch about you
01:43:29
all day instead of.
01:43:30
I don't know if that's the type of environment
01:43:32
you work in, but I've worked in plenty of shops and
01:43:35
you know they're going to protect you from yourself.
01:43:37
They try to they're not going to Their number one
01:43:39
priority is to protect them from anything else.
01:43:43
Moving up is difficult.
01:43:44
There's a lot of competition there's a lot of assholes.
01:43:46
There's a lot of riffraff.
01:43:47
There's a lot of fucking drug addicts and fucking bad drug addicts.
01:43:51
Not the fun drugs.
01:43:53
There's a lot of criminals, a lot of convicts,
01:43:55
a lot of people that see you moving out faster than them
01:43:57
and think that it should be them instead of you.
01:43:59
And they want to do whatever they can.
01:44:01
So any information they have that they've gathered from you,
01:44:03
they're going to throw you under the bus or talk shit,
01:44:06
It all fucking happens and it makes you fucking sound and you end up being
01:44:09
a fucking asshole, disgruntled old motherfucker in that bitch.
01:44:13
And that is where you need to be.
01:44:16
I just wish I you forward to it.
01:44:19
I'm in a
01:44:19
super fortunate situation with a small department,
01:44:23
and matter of fact, we're doing a potluck tomorrow.
01:44:26
You know how you know
01:44:29
how you do like Betty Crocker Box.
01:44:32
You feel people?
01:44:35
What I made from scratch.
01:44:38
Five giant russet potatoes.
01:44:40
I by hand, I wash. No, I peel them.
01:44:43
I slice the real thin.
01:44:45
And then I saw it on your hands and eye for an hour.
01:44:48
I was cooking my ass off.
01:44:50
And there are eight different kinds of cheese.
01:44:54
And that's only if you count.
01:44:56
Cheddar is one variety.
01:44:58
11 if you count all of three different kinds of cheddar.
01:45:02
And I made all gratin potatoes that I'm going to bring in
01:45:05
for my coworkers to enjoy tomorrow.
01:45:07
It'll be fun.
01:45:13
Gravy.
01:45:14
What's the old lady doing? Well, was whole.
01:45:22
So that was supposed to be with the drawers thing, but he left.
01:45:25
It was supposed to be because of the Hitler.
01:45:27
Anyway. But.
01:45:31
But I can see me becoming an old,
01:45:33
grizzled old man and angry at the world.
01:45:36
But I know I don't.
01:45:38
I can't.
01:45:40
I won't.
01:45:41
Because I will not do.
01:45:45
There was no historical Moses, because there was no
01:45:48
historical Moses.
01:45:52
That's pretty creepy.
01:45:57
That has been
01:45:58
our catchphrase of the show, right?
01:46:01
I did want to bring up to draw now that he's gone.
01:46:06
Yeah, the
01:46:10
the man's a Roth.
01:46:13
That's a new, new one to me.
01:46:15
Masa Roth It's I guess it's mentioned in the Bible,
01:46:19
but it's the actual 12 signs of the Zodiac
01:46:23
and, and you'd be amazed at how many times the number 12 comes up.
01:46:28
You know, the 12 apostles, the 12 disciples,
01:46:32
the 12 tribes of Israel.
01:46:34
Because there weren't 12 tribes.
01:46:36
There were like nine,
01:46:38
but they called them the 12, because 12
01:46:41
is a magical number.
01:46:45
Why did they do that?
01:46:49
Well,
01:46:50
each of the numbers ones you 13 have a special significance
01:46:53
and 40 for some reason has a super special significance.
01:46:57
Are 80?
01:46:58
Are you back?
01:47:00
Yeah.
01:47:02
Oh, yeah.
01:47:03
In the past, actually, the cosmic is now.
01:47:09
I can do that again. Let's do that again.
01:47:11
Yeah,
01:47:17
I know.
01:47:20
My, my, my, my, my. Know
01:47:23
was was.
01:47:25
Well, it's the Indian guy.
01:47:30
I don't speak their dialect.
01:47:33
Oh, we'll. Okay. Next.
01:47:34
That's supposed to go. I think he said the N-word.
01:47:37
Well that's the wrong I think he just said the N-word.
01:47:39
Nigger is what I think. You heard the
01:47:44
I I Hitler.
01:47:48
She said. Right.
01:47:50
She she said the N-word.
01:47:53
That fruity fuck.
01:47:57
Yeah.
01:47:58
You right.
01:48:01
What mash up had you asked for?
01:48:02
Because I already forgot.
01:48:05
Let's do Thriller.
01:48:12
You can.
01:48:12
You can talk while I get it.
01:48:15
Oh, is anybody else freezing to that?
01:48:18
No, not at all.
01:48:21
That's a bad way to go.
01:48:22
Okay. I know you're going to need something here.
01:48:24
Oh, Shani, Lou, 23 year old kidnaped by Hamas for a music declared dead.
01:48:29
Israel's photos.
01:48:32
Oh, she's hard.
01:48:38
Something close to midnight.
01:48:41
All right, So is it like
01:48:59
that is a perfect combination.
01:49:01
It's Halloween and child molesters
01:49:04
double up on the creepy creep
01:49:11
with a tie and all the other great.
01:49:17
Watch what it looks like.
01:49:18
Jerry's Vincent Price.
01:49:20
Oh, sure. My favorite part at the end
01:49:24
sounds like
01:49:33
just got
01:49:55
a lot going on there.
01:50:06
Stay five
01:50:10
or I swear,
01:50:20
it looked like Arya was smoking the Vincent Price Burger.
01:50:23
Right?
01:50:26
Well, very
01:50:28
well, huh?
01:50:41
So what are we watching ourselves?
01:50:45
Wow, though that was very good.
01:50:47
I was confused and like, deja vu.
01:50:51
That was creepy.
01:50:54
I don't know.
01:50:57
How is this breaking news?
01:50:59
God damn you, NPR. You suck.
01:51:02
So we'll just go
01:51:06
jump in.
01:51:09
Yeah.
01:51:10
This is the gender gap in cooking is widening across, you know?
01:51:14
So more women are cooking more than men except in one fucking country.
01:51:18
And I didn't have a
01:51:19
fucking goal to fucking read any further to find out what fucking country it was.
01:51:23
Because who gives a fuck in the end?
01:51:27
You suck as the most boring breaking news I've ever fucking seen in my life.
01:51:32
Trying to find better. 45 minutes ago.
01:51:34
Something to add electric trucks
01:51:36
and other EVs to city fleet who gives a fuck still burning on coal?
01:51:40
We already fucking talked about that several times.
01:51:43
There's just nothing new.
01:51:44
It's all been done before. How can we change this?
01:51:50
We can't.
01:51:52
Very well.
01:51:53
You think?
01:51:54
Gary, Go ahead. Rent
01:51:58
boy. I get it.
01:51:59
He's the invisible man.
01:52:01
You don't say why.
01:52:03
Oh, really? You don't say.
01:52:07
You were right. Right.
01:52:08
I was wrong. I apologize. You know what?
01:52:11
We don't technically need him to.
01:52:15
6 hours ago, we some article I clicked on
01:52:20
lines.
01:52:20
The fence lifts the fence, the rules.
01:52:22
But it's not the article I read.
01:52:25
The article I clicked on was 6 hours ago
01:52:29
are fucking U.P.
01:52:31
man to plead guilty after threat to kill Jews at synagogue.
01:52:38
It's good news.
01:52:39
Good job. Yup.
01:52:40
That's why we don't consider you part of our state.
01:52:43
I was just there.
01:52:44
But you're pretty much Canada.
01:52:46
Sorry, I love the U.P..
01:52:49
Yeah, it's great. It's not Canada. It's good.
01:52:51
Means it's better, but it's almost Canada.
01:52:54
Say, I turn the corner to and then spell.
01:53:02
This is what this show has devolved to it.
01:53:04
I know, right?
01:53:06
You can tell which one of these kids
01:53:09
isn't that up north.
01:53:11
No, it's not far enough.
01:53:13
You've got to be in Upper Alaska to be up north.
01:53:17
Going to be
01:53:19
no, it's just between here.
01:53:22
Okay.
01:53:24
So if anyone wants to call in or text, you can also text as well.
01:53:28
If you want to make fun of us.
01:53:29
If you want to agree with us, if you want to challenge us.
01:53:31
Do you got a question?
01:53:33
Don't be fucking tired.
01:53:34
If you're to be offensive, go ahead.
01:53:36
You want to sell your wares and widgets.
01:53:38
All right.
01:53:39
We'll not so much your widgets, but
01:53:42
you're way.
01:53:43
So I'm willing to defend my position.
01:53:46
Position in
01:53:48
this position as great.
01:53:51
Your position can be solid of two people that have been listening
01:53:54
don't even know
01:53:57
about scary movies.
01:53:59
Psycho Exorcist.
01:54:02
I like The Dark, Backward, Naked Lunch,
01:54:04
Clockwork Orange.
01:54:08
I feel like the Scream movies are overly recycled,
01:54:10
but I like the greenness of them,
01:54:12
and I also like the whole torture aspect and like
01:54:16
they need to get out of a situation that they're not going to get out of.
01:54:18
Same thing
01:54:18
with like the Final Destination movies, even those are sometimes a little tamer.
01:54:22
I just like the freak death and you don't know where it's coming.
01:54:25
You can make a million of those movies easily.
01:54:28
Shit writes itself, but I like that type of shit.
01:54:32
Just recently I turned on my girlfriend.
01:54:34
I turned on Hulu and there was Slaughter House.
01:54:37
It was a murder of life.
01:54:39
Yeah.
01:54:39
It was so bad. For real.
01:54:42
Yeah, it was.
01:54:43
It was like 13.
01:54:45
It was so bad.
01:54:46
It made no sense
01:54:46
because the saw kept murdering more people and no one seemed to be too concerned.
01:54:49
They just went to school like it was every other day.
01:54:54
You think there'd be like a
01:54:54
police investigation and shit, but lots of holes in the plot.
01:54:58
But it was it was interesting.
01:54:59
Lots of plot holes are trouble.
01:55:02
The problem there are the slaughterhouse.
01:55:07
Slaughterhouse there is.
01:55:10
I think the first one like that was Attack of the killer Tomatoes.
01:55:15
That was supposed to be chintzy, cheesy thinking, but.
01:55:17
But. Yeah, right. Yeah.
01:55:19
Like us horror.
01:55:20
I knew it was a thing for me as a kid.
01:55:22
I never actually watched the movie.
01:55:24
It kind of made fun of playing Sharknado.
01:55:27
I mean, there's been a lot
01:55:29
I don't think Snakes on a Plane, the sense of the Sharknado.
01:55:31
You had Samuel L Jackson and fucking Snakes on a plane.
01:55:34
You had a bunch of shit cameos in Sharknado.
01:55:37
Excited about Alpha?
01:55:38
Yeah, if you like Sharknado 14 slot.
01:55:43
Is that what they're up to now?
01:55:45
I mean, that's kind of what this is.
01:55:46
There's a little Sharknado here, but
01:55:50
I love the antihero to
01:55:55
Deadpool is a good antihero.
01:55:58
One-Punch man Is it good?
01:56:00
Is that great?
01:56:04
Does he ever Besides, the woman has one.
01:56:06
Was your physician a woman or what it would be.
01:56:10
It would be the first and last of
01:56:15
suicide squad.
01:56:16
I watched both of the suits.
01:56:18
I rewatched both of the Suicide Squad movies, and I'll tell you what?
01:56:22
You know how I don't swear, but I do enjoy it there.
01:56:26
Okay.
01:56:26
So Deadpool,
01:56:30
couple of sidekicks.
01:56:31
One's a white guy, comedian, but he plays the bartender.
01:56:35
And there's the Indian guy.
01:56:37
Little Indian guy.
01:56:38
And he says, Why can't I be on your team?
01:56:41
And and they say, You can't be on the team because you don't have any superpowers.
01:56:45
And so they put out an ad to hire superheroes
01:56:48
to join their their their squad, the Deadpool squad,
01:56:52
the X Factor, or whatever they call themselves.
01:56:54
And then
01:56:56
they a guy
01:56:58
walks in with no superpowers and he said, You're in.
01:57:01
And the guy says, Mother expletive deleted.
01:57:05
And it was so good,
01:57:07
you fucking Oh.
01:57:11
And the bartender guy says, Why are you going after this guy?
01:57:15
He wants to turn you into an expletive deleted, double ashtray.
01:57:21
Yeah.
01:57:21
Did you have do you have the Gary swearing you?
01:57:27
Can we please?
01:57:28
Here we go.
01:57:30
Let's consider whether that is not enough or show, shall we?
01:57:33
Go on. Wait, wait.
01:57:37
I get it.
01:57:41
He feels great.
01:57:42
The first comedy.
01:57:43
First movie was one Exciting night in 1922.
01:57:47
Okay, I missed that one.
01:57:49
I must have been watching a different movie that year.
01:57:56
What's going on over there? I'm
01:57:59
it sounds like a 3-D printer.
01:58:02
Those are just the printer.
01:58:04
So what was the first commercially successful comedy horror film
01:58:10
of US?
01:58:13
What was the scary movie?
01:58:16
You got to go back A little
01:58:18
scary. Okay.
01:58:19
Some comedy horror movies such as Scary Movie.
01:58:22
Oh, a Haunted house.
01:58:23
So that you living that room, One of the biggest scary movie
01:58:28
coming with your team and scary to bring out of the screen
01:58:31
and barely move me We haunt him directing and starring in it.
01:58:35
So we're supposed to drink to serve reps though.
01:58:37
A scary movie by Eminem Royce The five nine is
01:58:42
all right.
01:58:43
I like how you guys are just so Pavlovian
01:58:47
conditioned that whoever wins or
01:58:49
whatever he said you both drank
01:58:51
when trapped like you're still playing the game.
01:58:54
Every show.
01:58:55
We are playing the game. Every show.
01:58:57
Oh, shit. I got to catch up.
01:59:00
Yeah, it was Abbott and Costello.
01:59:01
Meet Frankenstein.
01:59:05
Thank you.
01:59:06
Every time George wants to take a drink or takes a drink, this is the game.
01:59:11
Okay.
01:59:11
Of Frankenstein's monster? No.
01:59:14
Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween.
01:59:17
This is how this is how
01:59:20
you should you should do Graveyard at midnight?
01:59:23
Oh. Oh, God. Yeah. Okay.
01:59:25
Oh, it is. It's midnight. Okay, let's go.
01:59:28
You should graveyard.
01:59:29
He's like, Yeah, he looks a little.
01:59:45
Who lost?
01:59:46
He passed.
01:59:47
He had something.
01:59:48
Well, yeah.
01:59:49
You're retired.
01:59:53
Oh, you must do.
01:59:55
I'll be devil's night, everyone.
01:59:57
No, no, it's over.
01:59:59
Double knights over, dipshit. Needed.
02:00:02
It's Devil's night.
02:00:04
Uh, it's Devil's night in.
02:00:08
I make music to make music to make music.
02:00:11
Devil worship and Satan Music to say your prayers, Your Hail Marys and hazy juices.
02:00:15
Take two sticks taken together Make a crucifix That's more Eminem devils.
02:00:20
My buddies will.
02:00:24
I don't agree with you at home.
02:00:34
Miller Music
02:00:37
Thriller, Thriller.
02:00:39
Very bad thriller music earlier. I'm sorry.
02:00:41
Who did
02:00:46
Clint and Adam
02:00:52
and both headphones in.
02:00:54
There's fucking creepy there's a graveyard here
02:00:58
is outside at the graveyard looking at demon graves.
02:01:01
I'll just turn it off.
02:01:02
You know, just something else.
02:01:05
I am curious if the viewership goes up or down when someone asserts
02:01:09
otherwise, it is a rumble, so it'll probably go down when the ASM
02:01:13
some or whatever it is, some air cinema,
02:01:17
there's some arty
02:01:20
clothes that turn up.
02:01:23
I don't know. He's kind of a dipshit.
02:01:25
I think he isn't.
02:01:28
You're 79.
02:01:30
I wouldn't say 79.
02:01:31
What are those numbers behind there?
02:01:33
Oh, he's trying to show it.
02:01:34
You bring a flashlight next time, dipshit.
02:01:37
But that's how he looks.
02:01:40
Kind of weird, but it's kind of cool.
02:01:54
Yeah.
02:01:54
A flashlight would definitely help this fledgling.
02:01:57
The flashlight.
02:02:05
Again, if anyone wants to call
02:02:06
and text number there, 58633
02:02:10
grants, three texts, call,
02:02:14
complain, bitch, say something offensive,
02:02:17
be a attired, don't be a tard, be smart.
02:02:20
That's fucking impressive.
02:02:21
Why are there so many?
02:02:23
Oh, it's like a whole family of cremations
02:02:25
or what is that?
02:02:30
1792 is the earliest.
02:02:32
So what is infant?
02:02:33
That's all it says.
02:02:34
Infant didn't even name it,
02:02:37
baby. Fucking name it.
02:02:39
Name it.
02:02:40
Well, why is it the last one?
02:02:43
It's literally it's pre
02:02:45
1875, date of birth, no shit.
02:02:48
Infant who died the same year it was born to fuck unless they named an infant
02:02:56
who named the kid infant.
02:02:58
How does that work?
02:03:00
Did they have just a single plant?
02:03:02
So they put the cremations?
02:03:04
Is it just a recently heard that word for the first time ever
02:03:07
making a murder documentary?
02:03:09
They said Cremations, it's the remains
02:03:12
and the cremation cremains.
02:03:15
That was cremains, they said, yeah, Wow.
02:03:17
That's that's pretty cool.
02:03:18
You can't see anything and then
02:03:21
don't get stuck in gorgeous there.
02:03:23
These are some sweet sucking tombstone
02:03:28
that was broken.
02:03:29
Gary, when you die,
02:03:30
do you want a tombstone so elegant you're going to buy a plot of that grave?
02:03:34
What? You need to die.
02:03:36
It doesn't go anywhere and you don't care about it.
02:03:38
And I mean,
02:03:41
do you hear people defile it, you know, dedicated to science?
02:03:51
Is there a Halloween
02:03:53
trance? Look there. There was a skeleton.
02:03:55
The Virgin Mary
02:03:58
that looks previous, but that's creepy.
02:04:02
Oh, that is really creepy.
02:04:03
It's cracked on the face.
02:04:05
Oh, What? His eyes start bleeding.
02:04:08
Gary, go out there.
02:04:09
Would some, like, go get some of your wife's, like,
02:04:11
red lipstick and just paint some red coming down from its eyes.
02:04:17
So there are some weird, weird,
02:04:20
like, real life instances of, like,
02:04:24
fucking Virgin Mary statues, like, bleeding from their eyes.
02:04:28
It's I don't know if it's fully thought of.
02:04:30
It's real. It's probably not.
02:04:31
But there is some weird, compelling, like, stories and like footage and news
02:04:36
stories of like, people claiming that that's a thick fucking
02:04:41
gravy. Kerry doing them.
02:04:43
I don't know. Where is that even come from? Where did it come from?
02:04:46
Bits are missing square some,
02:04:49
they're missing air from somewhere
02:04:51
on the street to remove it.
02:04:55
That's weird.
02:05:02
You're
02:05:03
you're only supposed to do Yemeni graves and I
02:05:07
we're going to run out of material
02:05:09
that.
02:05:10
People
02:05:12
go Oh, you almost ran into that when I was three.
02:05:15
It's like obelisk
02:05:18
knocking over.
02:05:22
There
02:05:26
isn't crooked
02:05:27
tricks in
02:05:29
your crooked
02:05:32
in there, in your
02:05:37
in grandma
02:05:39
here, Ingram in
02:05:42
Mallory and Ingraham
02:05:46
Ingraham
02:05:48
teaching her.
02:05:53
Here's a good one.
02:05:54
This Halloween Halloween
02:05:58
59 of 13
02:06:04
didn't live that long.
02:06:06
Honest
02:06:12
they got a pimp ass grave
02:06:13
for not living that long
02:06:17
so they almost buried.
02:06:20
Don't give a fuck about that one.
02:06:24
Oh, that's that's fucking fancy.
02:06:26
That one's probably we knew or
02:06:32
you pay someone to maintain this bitch.
02:06:34
1892.
02:06:35
They pay someone to fucking died. 1890.
02:06:37
Do they pay someone to maintain that fucker?
02:06:40
All the other ones look like shit.
02:06:41
That one looks fucking gorgeous. So
02:06:45
this is just made out of better material.
02:06:49
It's great.
02:06:51
Green.
02:06:51
It looks amazing.
02:06:54
There's got to be in this guy.
02:06:55
You're right next to this fucking massive, huge, awesome structure.
02:07:00
And then your gravestone, this little fucking turd.
02:07:03
Oh, even worse right here.
02:07:04
It's fucking cave and see it to the stone in the ground.
02:07:08
No one bothered.
02:07:10
They wrote it in pencil and put a piece of paper
02:07:12
down on the ground.
02:07:15
So. So you're so broken.
02:07:19
It's like leaning.
02:07:23
It's like we're going to exhaust
02:07:24
the whole segment on Halloween and do them all to a wall.
02:07:27
Yeah, fuck them.
02:07:29
Fuck the graves for the sex of them for your penis in the Hitler Gary
02:07:37
Hitler like Gary
02:07:39
Ice the Hitler Gary
02:07:46
is all over you
02:08:22
too much.
02:08:24
There's too much talking.
02:08:26
And I'm sorry I'm doing my artistic.
02:08:29
Oh, yeah, yeah.
02:08:30
I was definitely, definitely talking to you.
02:08:34
Thank you.
02:08:35
I don't, you know, talking
02:08:40
scary.
02:08:42
Yes. Can you hear us?
02:08:44
Does this work? Barely. What if I do this?
02:08:46
This is your.
02:09:43
Well, that was called.
02:09:59
Yeah, we're going to do it.
02:09:59
The winner strikes.
02:10:01
We we it in
02:10:02
like a fagot and like pussy.
02:10:05
But you know what
02:10:11
it's called.
02:10:16
He's doing more scratch offs.
02:10:17
We got a bounty hunter
02:10:21
that's a scuffed up Boba Fett helmet.
02:10:28
This is gonna win
02:10:29
this was from the Marilyn Manson.
02:10:38
I think my heater is out of propane
02:10:43
when we get to do them.
02:10:44
That's what she's the to for you
02:10:50
should meet my mike for a tried mountain thing.
02:10:52
So I hope I get to my skin.
02:10:55
There is fucking.
02:11:11
Well, yeah that noise isn't going to be great
02:11:12
for the fucking has.
02:11:16
Jesus Christ.
02:11:17
You can't do that.
02:11:20
No one's going to lose shit with that going on in the background.
02:11:23
The whole fucking dome.
02:11:35
Get it.
02:11:36
Can you get that
02:11:39
a bit?
02:11:40
BLEEP It's a lot.
02:11:42
What do you do?
02:11:43
Tell him to turn that shit off for the dummies.
02:11:50
Oh. Oh, you need to turn that shit off.
02:11:56
Yeah, I know.
02:11:59
It's fine.
02:12:00
No, it's not.
02:12:01
Everyone's going to hate everybody.
02:12:04
Let's see.
02:12:04
What's his problem?
02:12:05
Suppose he's. What I mean. Come over.
02:12:08
Wear a jacket.
02:12:09
So you
02:12:14
get some of
02:12:16
that blasted some heat in here, though, was it?
02:12:19
What is that?
02:12:21
Propane heater?
02:12:23
I mean, you see, my brother.
02:12:27
Who. What do you what do you plan on doing?
02:12:29
What's what's the solution
02:12:32
that.
02:12:36
Oh, maybe
02:12:37
I should do a like a fireside chat.
02:12:40
They have a fire outside, you know, they get them little indoor.
02:12:44
You put them out, not necessarily indoor,
02:12:45
but you can put them out like decks and patios and shit like that.
02:12:49
They're called houses, or you can just build on you.
02:12:52
The forge.
02:12:53
I do.
02:12:54
I can fire up the forge, but it makes just as much racket as that thing.
02:12:57
I know you don't fire up the forge.
02:12:59
You use the forge to create a some type of fire pit,
02:13:02
and then you use a fire to warm.
02:13:07
Yeah, I could, like, have a wood burning stove in here.
02:13:10
I'll.
02:13:11
I'll see what I can do for that crackling, nice, crackling fire.
02:13:14
Just fucking, you know, be nice. Just.
02:13:16
There's no floor there.
02:13:17
Just make a fucking fire. Right there.
02:13:19
Right there.
02:13:20
Yeah.
02:13:20
Just build a fire. It.
02:13:24
There's a dirt floor, right?
02:13:25
There's nothing going to catch on fire.
02:13:29
Right.
02:13:29
Well, there's a lot, a lot of flammable stuff, I think.
02:13:32
Yeah, I think these are flammable.
02:13:34
Yeah, but you're reading near the fire.
02:13:38
I'll be wearing them to tend to fire.
02:13:40
Right?
02:13:44
Eventually.
02:13:45
You got really nice forging gloves for that.
02:13:48
Yeah,
02:13:51
but maybe I just need a dress warmer.
02:13:53
What is.
02:13:55
What's Brady doing?
02:13:56
I can hear him, but I can't see him.
02:13:57
Fingers.
02:13:59
You photograph there.
02:14:02
You can see.
02:14:02
You see the picture artwork I added to the Adele.
02:14:05
Yeah.
02:14:09
Yeah.
02:14:09
I've got the devil thing going.
02:14:15
That's there's Brady.
02:14:16
It's also says Choma right here
02:14:19
in Rainbow Over here to Delaware.
02:14:22
This one looks like it's kind of off, but I couldn't get to both. And
02:14:26
we've got fired right here.
02:14:28
And some jewelry.
02:14:31
Oh, yeah,
02:14:34
It's a brilliant piece.
02:14:36
I'm willing to sell it to anyone who wants to.
02:14:40
Did Free actually autograph?
02:14:43
And so did you. For free.
02:14:44
Five, eight, 6313. Or call or text.
02:14:47
Do say something because you go to if you're there, you know
02:14:50
you might as well just appease us for 2 seconds.
02:14:54
Right? Right. What does it come?
02:14:56
It's a thing.
02:14:57
Do it. Dah.
02:15:07
I guess I've got one more thing.
02:15:09
You know, a bloodcurdling scream.
02:15:11
You only have one more thing. I only have one more thing.
02:15:15
Two more things.
02:15:17
The the
02:15:19
the thing inside your board that makes it
02:15:22
the clotting agent is called factor eight.
02:15:26
I, I don't know why it's called factor eight,
02:15:28
but that would make a great name for a band that they were
02:15:33
fantasy football team name factor
02:15:35
eight other they're called red blood cells.
02:15:39
Look it up.
02:15:40
Or is it white blood cells?
02:15:42
White blood cells are antibodies.
02:15:44
That's the whole system.
02:15:50
Red blood cells.
02:15:51
I think those are the ones that
02:15:53
carry the oxygen.
02:15:55
Factor eight is the clotting agent.
02:16:01
Hmm. Interesting.
02:16:04
There you go.
02:16:07
Oh, you weren't even here.
02:16:08
You were pissing for
02:16:12
who has a rock?
02:16:15
Uh, Inspector,
02:16:19
right? Yep.
02:16:26
There's
02:16:30
blood curdling.
02:16:36
It's kind of creepy.
02:16:37
It's in there.
02:16:37
And the black and white erection, it's.
02:16:42
It's really small.
02:16:45
It is surely small.
02:16:47
It's a black and white
02:16:58
vampire child.
02:17:02
Third party hoarder.
02:17:03
We had a gardening party.
02:17:05
I got to drink.
02:17:11
Did you guys see him drinking the.
02:17:12
The nog?
02:17:13
The paint?
02:17:14
Yeah, sure.
02:17:17
Yeah,
02:17:18
the the more factory.
02:17:21
Williams.
02:17:23
Hey, we.
02:17:24
It sounds pretty. Looks.
02:17:25
I either got the name of the thing wrong
02:17:28
or there's a band.
02:17:38
We have them.
02:17:39
I think they're cool.
02:17:41
Who is a
02:17:44
Maybe this is what you're talking about.
02:17:48
There's no video, though, cause, you know,
02:17:51
they're really worried. You
02:17:59
see, my pumpkin
02:18:00
tried that, So I wonder why your finger of great that
02:18:04
look.
02:18:05
Are you in the chamber or don't look? Yeah.
02:18:08
Come. Good.
02:18:09
You don't have to call on me. I'm the host.
02:18:11
Why is your broken decoration all the way over there?
02:18:15
Is it
02:18:16
in frame?
02:18:17
Are you referring to the one?
02:18:20
I want to make it on that one.
02:18:24
There.
02:18:25
Make it so number one.
02:18:28
So number one,
02:18:31
this is the captain's.
02:18:34
Oh, yeah.
02:18:35
You scroll down.
02:18:41
This is Halloween.
02:18:43
It's.
02:18:43
No, we just.
02:18:45
This is actually Devil's Night.
02:18:47
No, it's not.
02:18:47
Top ten movies and TV shows be more politically correct.
02:18:52
No way. No, never move.
02:18:54
Okay, that was a quick one.
02:18:55
Stereotypes make this world.
02:18:58
Why even bother?
02:19:00
Where?
02:19:03
Wait,
02:19:05
wait.
02:19:09
Who's waiting?
02:19:10
I'm waiting.
02:19:13
Oh, we've got another
02:19:16
rhinoceros, unicorn, nature's unicorn.
02:19:22
That's it.
02:19:23
Okay, Rhinoceros,
02:19:28
rhinoceros.
02:19:29
Thanks for that.
02:19:31
We should go
02:19:33
look at that.
02:19:33
That's.
02:19:40
He's looking good.
02:19:44
Mayan mythology.
02:19:45
Oh. Ooh.
02:19:48
Quetzalcoatl,
02:19:51
the feathered serpent.
02:19:54
Civilization taught us
02:19:57
mathematics, agriculture, the calendar.
02:20:02
Oh, yes.
02:20:02
The signs of the zodiac, which in the Bible is called.
02:20:08
I have to look this up because I don't remember it.
02:20:10
Maz Are referencing the Bible like it's a book, to quote Nazareth.
02:20:16
It is a book to quote.
02:20:18
Have you ever read numbers?
02:20:20
Is it like the math textbook of the Bible,
02:20:26
you kid?
02:20:27
Oh, did you know Jobe is just a name?
02:20:30
That means because they're like a
02:20:35
job. Yeah.
02:20:36
Yeah, it just job.
02:20:38
You got to question the historicity of a person
02:20:41
who's named what their role is in the.
02:20:45
Well, it doesn't mean it wasn't representative of somebody who existed.
02:20:50
That's your problem, right?
02:20:52
Brad, This has just been cut and dry.
02:20:54
You just, like, cut and dry. No, that's what.
02:20:56
That's exactly what that says.
02:20:57
So that must mean that that's a lie. And it's like, no, it can.
02:21:00
There's so much it could be based on a true person.
02:21:05
A lot of these are like composites, like a conglomeration
02:21:09
of several people that didn't possibly existed.
02:21:12
I also believe the reason it's so
02:21:16
it's like that is
02:21:17
because these stories are older than than what is,
02:21:21
you know, but immaculate conception is played out.
02:21:24
You couldn't say, could you?
02:21:25
Because we already covered that topic
02:21:29
older than we older than
02:21:31
the Immaculate Reception.
02:21:34
Oh, yeah.
02:21:35
Isn't that Jerry Rice? Sure.
02:21:37
I don't know.
02:21:39
Fragiles sports.
02:21:41
You reference
02:21:46
know the.
02:21:47
I don't think it was Jerry Rice.
02:21:50
Okay, well, look at it.
02:21:56
All right.
02:21:56
Again,
02:22:00
immaculate
02:22:06
near you.
02:22:07
Got it.
02:22:08
Do you beat them to it?
02:22:11
No, I wasn't even bringing that up.
02:22:13
I was bringing that up.
02:22:14
It was dealer's.
02:22:17
I know who it is.
02:22:18
I just want to let him look so good. Excuse.
02:22:21
Someone tells Big Casey, say the plates insult you.
02:22:25
Initials FH.
02:22:29
Did you find it?
02:22:30
He didn't find it. He. Did he give up?
02:22:32
No, no, no. I'm watching the commercial.
02:22:34
That video Ferris him and that sort of thing.
02:22:39
Fred was actually was
02:22:43
Frank Harmon.
02:22:45
Oh, well, shares Harvey.
02:22:49
Oh, Harrods. Oh,
02:22:54
Fred. Franco.
02:22:55
Harris. Here you go.
02:22:58
Franco Harris It's not it wasn't the intended receiver.
02:23:03
It was it was picked off and followed around and
02:23:08
Franco Harris linemen try to
02:23:12
he wasn't actually an eligible receiver,
02:23:15
but he ended up with the ball and ran it in for a touchdown.
02:23:18
Good for Bradshaw.
02:23:19
Bradshaw's got mental illness.
02:23:23
Terry.
02:23:24
Yeah.
02:23:25
Maggie, May you.
02:23:29
Which you and Terry?
02:23:33
No, nobody.
02:23:35
Oh, the wheelchair guy but the firework.
02:23:39
His name was Terry.
02:23:41
Where work doesn't work.
02:23:42
Is it a singular Okay, like.
02:23:46
Like if you order a burger with the works,
02:23:50
try ordering a burger with work.
02:23:52
I don't because I don't know.
02:23:53
I don't like all that bullshit.
02:23:56
Okay, well, don't. Don't.
02:23:58
You don't lead off one firework
02:24:02
can. No, you can't.
02:24:05
It doesn't work. One really big one.
02:24:08
One big firework can you wear a paint. No.
02:24:16
Okay.
02:24:18
Okay.
02:24:23
The show just fell off a cliff or something.
02:24:26
What's about to.
02:24:27
So we got an email.
02:24:30
There's an email segment for you here.
02:24:32
Okay.
02:24:32
You ready to answer email?
02:24:34
Yeah,
02:24:36
absolutely.
02:24:40
We share.
02:24:42
Sharon
02:24:45
Ozzy.
02:24:46
He's creepy.
02:24:48
Mr. Crowley That was through.
02:24:51
CROWLEY was a crude
02:24:54
Hi there. I'm zapper.
02:24:55
I just wanted to send out an email and ask if you guys have any words of advice
02:24:59
or tips on how to go about romantic and sexual relationships with small.
02:25:05
I've been wanting a small Chihuahua for the longest time, and I personally
02:25:09
am a person who is on the receiving end as I am a transgender,
02:25:14
I would like to eventually put a playboy meaning, Oh, come on,
02:25:20
thanks for getting it.
02:25:21
So this is the question, Gary, this email.
02:25:23
Hi there. I'm Zipper.
02:25:25
I just wanted to send out an email and ask if you guys have any words of advice
02:25:29
or tips on how to go about romantic and sexual relationships with small breeds.
02:25:34
I've been wanting a small Chihuahua for the longest time and I personally
02:25:39
am a person who is on the receiving end as I am a transgender male.
02:25:44
I would like to eventually have a romantic and sexual relationship
02:25:48
with my future partner, but I imagine it being awkward
02:25:52
seeing as 2 hours so small more than the option to get a bigger dog.
02:25:56
I certainly would.
02:25:57
And my choice is definitely such a change.
02:26:01
I can't resist a good looking Ronnie, but just in case I do end up with a
02:26:05
Chihuahua partner. Any tips?
02:26:08
Any tips?
02:26:09
Scary. Okay. One word.
02:26:11
No. Oh. Oh.
02:26:18
All right.
02:26:18
What do you think?
02:26:19
What do you think their answer is in my.
02:26:23
I like to be like, play with
02:26:27
my dog flaws.
02:26:29
Yes. Yes.
02:26:32
What do you think their response is?
02:26:35
This is Zoey or then, though, this is the podcast that I was referencing.
02:26:39
This is just a couple episodes ago.
02:26:42
Okay.
02:26:43
And You would think like, okay, maybe this they're just this is kind of a joke.
02:26:46
Maybe someone joke written and then maybe
02:26:49
now they answer this question for serious.
02:26:52
Okay, we're going to
02:26:54
I really want to put this to it.
02:26:58
There is a false stereotype that zoos are putting parts
02:27:03
of their bodies into parts of animals, bodies, i.e.
02:27:08
an iterative sense.
02:27:10
And it is not really the
02:27:14
actually.
02:27:15
A large proportion of zoos are tactile
02:27:19
zoos, which goes into tourism,
02:27:22
fantastical and caressing and masturbation and
02:27:25
and kissing and other behaviors.
02:27:29
And this is related to lovemaking but are not penetrative sex.
02:27:35
A physical
02:27:37
trip is a good thing for us to think about all
02:27:39
aspects and elements of lovemaking and.
02:27:43
There is stuff that you just naturally end up
02:27:46
with a small animal
02:27:50
screaming in your mouth and doing this.
02:27:55
I believe that you guys have addressed the small animal a little bit.
02:28:00
It's come up in the past and I think with less common
02:28:03
kinds of animals, I don't want to say that like, oh, small dogs, that's easy,
02:28:08
but it is something that I'm a little bit more able to speak to.
02:28:12
I mean, the first rule is the same for any dog of any size,
02:28:14
and that is whatever the activity has to be safe
02:28:17
and pleasurable and consensual at all times.
02:28:21
And that can be enough of a hurdle
02:28:23
because there is a plenty of animals out there
02:28:24
that are just never going to be interested.
02:28:26
And that's how it works.
02:28:28
You just have to accept it.
02:28:30
The next concern with smaller animals is going to be mechanical safety,
02:28:34
mechanical, whether or not parts fit together
02:28:36
well, whether if they fit together at all or well fitting together
02:28:39
at all is not good enough.
02:28:40
It has to be close enough to what their body is built to expect
02:28:45
that it's not uncomfortable.
02:28:46
You don't risk hurting anyone built to take.
02:28:47
I have the opposite side of this problem because all of the animals
02:28:50
that I'm attracted to are much bigger than me.
02:28:52
So I'm the one who risks injury, not them.
02:28:56
But I know a handful of zoos who actually prefer small dogs,
02:29:01
particularly male ones, because apparently blowjobs are really fun.
02:29:04
Like there's no there's no risk of white teeth getting in the way.
02:29:07
So I don't know.
02:29:08
So at this point, I don't know if he's talking
02:29:09
about receiving from a dog or getting giving to a dog.
02:29:15
This is really
02:29:19
level.
02:29:20
That's all I can think of.
02:29:22
This is awful.
02:29:24
These people are they just relabeling bestiality.
02:29:27
But yes, they're trying to normalize and they are trying to normalize it,
02:29:33
but they're actually openly like talking about it, like boys
02:29:36
keep jibber
02:29:40
your jaw doesn't cramp.
02:29:42
So a smaller partner
02:29:44
might be your time to shine if that's something you like doing.
02:29:47
Oral sex.
02:29:47
And the issue there is, as you might have guessed, there's plenty of animals, dogs
02:29:52
among them
02:29:53
that are not very comfortable with another animals or like another being's
02:29:58
face and mouth and teeth that close to that sensitive
02:30:02
and important part of their body.
02:30:03
So it's a very, very personal story.
02:30:06
My brother jokingly one time I put my previous dog
02:30:11
spread her leg because she's
02:30:13
given her belly scratch, and then just jokingly he was like, Hey, watch this.
02:30:16
And he grabbed her legs anyway,
02:30:18
just jokingly, but he was like six away from her crotch.
02:30:21
It was just more of a joke.
02:30:23
The dog freaked the fuck out and fucking snapped at his nose and he had it.
02:30:26
He has a scar and his nose still to stick.
02:30:30
Good.
02:30:31
So this guy's like, You get this guy.
02:30:35
So you have to address that and you have to leave space for them to,
02:30:39
say no and realize, okay, this is not guaranteed, even though it would be ideal.
02:30:44
And I think that's really it.
02:30:46
I think and it has been it's called it outer course.
02:30:48
I had never that term before, but I immediately understood what he meant.
02:30:52
And he's right for tourism or frying super hot.
02:30:56
If you don't know what it is you can search x 21.
02:30:59
It's basically for like genital or general contact.
02:31:02
That's like that is the whole session and that carries a lot less risk.
02:31:07
I think that's really it.
02:31:08
As long
02:31:08
you are mindful of the animal's feelings and what they want to be doing
02:31:12
or not doing.
02:31:13
And it's pretty hard to go wrong here, though.
02:31:15
Thanks for writing in Zipper.
02:31:17
That's a great question.
02:31:18
I think we're going to address that in depth
02:31:20
another time
02:31:20
because we have a number of emails that are very similar, very similar.
02:31:24
So they're getting many, many
02:31:26
calls about the
02:31:28
that is so bad.
02:31:30
This is a real show.
02:31:31
All right. Second email here.
02:31:33
Okay, I'll answer it.
02:31:35
The same answer this email.
02:31:37
Yeah.
02:31:39
Hi all.
02:31:39
I hope this finds you.
02:31:40
Well, your podcast has opened my eyes to a part of me that I knew as a child,
02:31:44
but suppressed to the point that it became unrecognizable
02:31:47
as a teen was always ridiculed for being a furry.
02:31:49
But I had no idea just how far the literal rabbit hole went.
02:31:53
Just this past year, I've had a lot change in my life,
02:31:55
but it has been a form of comfort and acceptance that I found
02:31:58
welcoming in these confusing and harsh times.
02:32:01
Now to the matter at hand.
02:32:02
There are several animals that I would love to know
02:32:05
just how to express my truly deepest affections for.
02:32:07
But I'm not sure where to begin.
02:32:09
These critters aren't
02:32:10
all that common to find information for interspecies copulation,
02:32:13
one of which is a carnivore.
02:32:15
Is that by saying that right on its head Conner and her,
02:32:18
I don't think I've ever heard anyone say it out loud.
02:32:20
They're their parents.
02:32:22
Oh, one of which is a Conner,
02:32:24
who I'm still trying to get to fully warm up to me.
02:32:27
Don't tell the others with my favorite by far
02:32:29
out of all of them is a gorgeous long haired rabbit too.
02:32:31
We'll call peach and rabbit.
02:32:32
She's gorgeous, kind,
02:32:33
and as affectionate as a sassy, standoffish bunny is willing to meet.
02:32:37
Most importantly, she loves me and me alone
02:32:40
as I'm the only one she will ask
02:32:41
for sketches from and occasionally give a well appreciated gift for.
02:32:45
She hasn't shown any sexual desires my presence,
02:32:47
but I'm looking for a way to actively open the floor
02:32:50
to join me in the most intimate form of bonding rituals out there.
02:32:53
How do I convey the message to her that I'm ready whenever slash, if ever she is?
02:32:58
That fluffy tail isn't exactly getting any younger?
02:33:00
And I'd like to show her all the best things in life
02:33:02
before she becomes too old to enjoy them anymore.
02:33:04
I should also include that I am a pre-op trans male, so I don't really have
02:33:07
the necessary equipment to really do the job for her the way I wish I could.
02:33:13
Is there any other artificial equipment that you could suggest?
02:33:16
My goal is more for her satisfaction than my own,
02:33:19
and I want to really savor our time together,
02:33:22
whether this makes it into the show or not.
02:33:23
Thank you so much for taking the time
02:33:25
to read this at length and for helping me and my girl do what bunnies do.
02:33:28
Stay wild.
02:33:30
All right.
02:33:32
Your response to that email are here.
02:33:34
Take your own life.
02:33:41
You're serious?
02:33:42
Like the motherfucker, Serious Birds, The
02:33:46
birds are everything.
02:33:48
What would you expect? Please.
02:33:50
This is literally a fucking.
02:33:52
You can go to their website.
02:33:53
I'm going to pop up the website
02:33:55
as soon as this next group is over.
02:33:58
Don't. Don't pop up their website, please.
02:34:01
No explains.
02:34:02
It's playing characters.
02:34:04
Several different characters are all in furry personas.
02:34:07
You don't want this on your search history.
02:34:10
You don't give their real names.
02:34:11
No, it's hilarious. It's fine. Okay.
02:34:15
Production material.
02:34:18
All right.
02:34:19
What do you expect their response to be?
02:34:23
Obviously.
02:34:24
Oh, take your own life.
02:34:25
I nailed it.
02:34:30
I don't know anything about intimacy with aliens or with bunnies.
02:34:36
I'm going to write on the subject myself later. This.
02:34:38
And I'm some basic intimacy tips for aliens.
02:34:42
How with rabbits.
02:34:42
How do you make me feel Silly as far as how do you
02:34:46
you know, as best I can recommend is looking through
02:34:49
natural rabbit mating habits and natural rabbit body language
02:34:53
probably replicate it in any way you can, including with injections.
02:34:57
That's the advice that we usually give these situations took
02:34:59
the usually peculiar behavior.
02:35:02
And I know
02:35:03
I guess besides spending a lot of time, my female buddies do the same thing.
02:35:07
It's basically they're saying, yeah, maybe if you can find more rabbits
02:35:11
to include in your life, not necessarily, but for lack of a better term,
02:35:14
owning more rabbits.
02:35:15
But this dog over to someone's house or petting zoo, look where we can find rabbit
02:35:21
body language credits, YouTube videos.
02:35:25
Really the body language you need to look for
02:35:27
is the same body language they use their day to day.
02:35:30
You also ask about instrumentation.
02:35:32
Now, you mentioned being a pre-op trans male,
02:35:37
especially smaller, cause he's about that.
02:35:39
So, you know, there's there's more to intimacy than the whole insertion.
02:35:44
And when when there's such a size difference, I think that's
02:35:47
to pretty much be taken as a given these who are feline attracted
02:35:50
I can really tell you they can do this using better
02:35:52
he's going to have to be exposed to jazz or for rabbits.
02:35:56
I mean that
02:35:57
the only thing that I can think of is to make your life more rabbit centric.
02:36:01
Basically, you know, get get involved with rabbits in your life.
02:36:04
I mean, rescue organizations get to know people who are, you know, rescue them.
02:36:09
Residents in your journal, in communication
02:36:11
and you might have to discover that on your own.
02:36:16
You might be one of the pioneers in that field of intimate attraction.
02:36:20
That's true.
02:36:21
That's great.
02:36:22
Peter Rabbit attracted to you as well.
02:36:25
And they're trying to make it sound so sometimes you like you said,
02:36:28
you have to be the pioneer in these situations.
02:36:31
If you can find yourself in this, it might just fall to you to debate
02:36:35
it. But oh my God.
02:36:39
So you
02:36:40
got one last short little clip.
02:36:42
So this is completely this is not an email.
02:36:44
This is just
02:36:46
some precaution to those who are into the zoo. Zoo.
02:36:50
Ophelia,
02:36:52
this is fucking ridiculous.
02:36:54
Having a really extensive medical kit at home
02:36:58
if you don't have children is something of a red flag.
02:37:02
If there's ever a problem related to your zoo activity, it's paraphernalia.
02:37:07
And, you know, as long as that is, it's the truth.
02:37:10
Right.
02:37:10
And we heard this straight from the person's mouth who trains police
02:37:15
officers and animal control officers on animal sex abuse, quote unquote.
02:37:20
One of the things they look for is medical kits, specifically
02:37:23
for your animal companions, because the idea is that
02:37:27
if you're taking care of your animals at home, you're avoiding going to the vet
02:37:31
because you don't want them to find out you're having sex with your animal.
02:37:35
Yep. Wow.
02:37:37
That is
02:37:40
the zoo.
02:37:40
You're then now
02:37:42
hide your medical kit.
02:37:44
Legitimate
02:37:47
fucking
02:37:50
podcast show.
02:37:51
So we got to talk
02:37:53
to Zoey.
02:37:56
We got Candace Gnosis, and we've got two other minor characters.
02:38:01
Love Cat is the friendly, feisty feline of the vegan persuasion
02:38:05
who loves non-human people like,
02:38:09
see, they don't want to expose which thing is the leading feline.
02:38:12
I can't believe that that's a thing.
02:38:14
And that it's just out there so publicly like you just it's a fucking website.
02:38:17
You can just go to the
02:38:20
That sounds like the Darkweb kind of as they know it, but it's not.
02:38:24
It's on the web.
02:38:25
Look, even go fucking even got music
02:38:30
on it.
02:38:31
We've got music.
02:38:32
I know this is about fucking you through school.
02:38:36
I don't want you to go back outside.
02:38:39
It's so hard for me to hide
02:38:42
how I feel about off label.
02:38:45
No fear, no shame.
02:38:48
I just wanna hold you tight and tell you everything's all right.
02:38:53
And see how glad I am.
02:38:55
You came when I called your name.
02:38:58
They won't understand
02:39:02
me. To their defense,
02:39:04
they're always by my side and I'm all yours, my love on all fours.
02:39:10
There's two for you always got me through.
02:39:15
And now I need to bring the world to
02:39:21
you guys.
02:39:22
They need to fucking bring their vocals up.
02:39:24
You get your message above the music.
02:39:26
It's a bit buried.
02:39:28
Oh, I thought you're going to keep playing that song.
02:39:30
Oh, no. If you want me to, I will.
02:39:32
It doesn't get much better.
02:39:33
But my love is dancing.
02:39:36
There's several songs that are.
02:39:38
I don't know who these people are, how large their community
02:39:41
is, but Lord, help us out.
02:39:50
Be much for your hobbies.
02:39:57
I'll tell you after I go to the
02:40:02
Corinthians.
02:40:02
He was a read more.
02:40:05
I get everybody singing theme and the whole wolf.
02:40:09
I love this figure, that bird man. I'm about that.
02:40:11
He's the father of all this movement that we just mentioned in New Orleans
02:40:15
and the Louisiana I you made a decision for your time to be paid out.
02:40:19
The horn, who was born
02:40:23
in Kenya.
02:40:23
Hallelujah.
02:40:28
Everybody here
02:40:33
shall help
02:40:37
you take the ride.
02:40:38
We need a when you say
02:40:46
potato, let me call
02:40:49
the numbers private.
02:40:51
Text three round three call texts bitch Make fun of us
02:40:57
thinking and find us.
02:40:58
Try it Make fun of that dumb fagot he fagot this
02:41:04
wear that for grip on
02:41:06
and grace is that dog was not big enough really to hurt anybody.
02:41:09
I mean it it it bit me many times in your body.
02:41:13
The other people could draw blood, but it's not going to fucking kill you.
02:41:18
You know what I mean?
02:41:21
My dog's £80 now.
02:41:23
He'll kill you.
02:41:24
I don't know what you mean.
02:41:25
No, your dog's a kind of a pussy.
02:41:27
I know.
02:41:28
Don't make fucking baby away from his mother too early baby dog or a baby cat.
02:41:33
Oh, I know you're talking about abortion.
02:41:38
I don't know what the hell
02:41:40
doctor Baby can
02:41:42
do. Really?
02:41:43
We cross-promote.
02:41:44
We were just checking in on the 24 seven Flat Earth Discord Rumble channel.
02:41:48
Oh, is our competition?
02:41:50
No, not at all.
02:41:51
Not in streaming.
02:41:51
Not even a little bit.
02:41:52
No, it's great.
02:41:55
I mean, my.
02:41:56
My grandfather rescued the migrant.
02:41:59
Do we really need to be raised?
02:42:04
And then
02:42:10
give him again, Fellini,
02:42:15
when they talk like the fixer
02:42:19
better?
02:42:21
No, I say the same thing.
02:42:22
Like, that's why I suck at speaking other people's languages,
02:42:25
because I'm not going to, like, roll my tongue if I'm doing I'm going to die.
02:42:29
I'm going to be the ignorant and speaking English person
02:42:32
that's not going to speak the word properly.
02:42:35
You know, the Mexicans go all using things, saying and going,
02:42:38
getting him the 18.
02:42:40
It's like, Yeah, I'm going to be the ignorant male who goes.
02:42:43
Gemma Pell Joel, you know
02:42:45
this goes
02:42:50
and those that name yourself
02:42:56
all Sayonara
02:43:02
gracious gracious.
02:43:06
You see I was just trying to say Samhain correctly in Gaelic
02:43:09
and so in that you know, when,
02:43:14
so when I decided to make it into a word that you do know I love.
02:43:19
Yeah. Gaelic.
02:43:20
I love a great.
02:43:21
I know, I know.
02:43:24
It comes full circle, sir.
02:43:28
So what do you think is like.
02:43:32
I don't know if you what you take on par with.
02:43:35
Like what do you think your lowest level of creep is?
02:43:37
Is it the zoo? Vile
02:43:41
or is I?
02:43:42
I still say pedophile. Pedophile.
02:43:46
The necrophilia is pretty bad.
02:43:47
I had a feeling you were going to that department.
02:43:51
Yeah,
02:43:52
of that department.
02:43:53
Dead baby animals.
02:43:56
That baby animals.
02:43:57
There you go. Combine it all, we get one more.
02:44:00
We got the Mount Rushmore.
02:44:02
The Mount Rushmore of creepiness.
02:44:04
All right, Gay dead, baby.
02:44:08
Yeah.
02:44:09
Same sex gave that baby animals. Yep.
02:44:13
So he got
02:44:16
guys above, so below.
02:44:18
No way when I go.
02:44:20
No way.
02:44:21
I was about to rule
02:44:24
out something.
02:44:30
This is the
02:44:32
Well, I get the wrong thing.
02:44:34
I was about to roll out my last thing.
02:44:42
Okay,
02:44:50
well, this one,
02:44:59
his name is.
02:45:00
I was literally trying to sit on my last thing, and he was like,
02:45:03
Screw
02:45:05
you never gets the show run down.
02:45:07
He just ignores it like,
02:45:11
I don't know.
02:45:13
Who are you?
02:45:15
That's weird.
02:45:16
And Angel
02:45:20
did claymation say, Oh,
02:45:25
what's the matter?
02:45:27
Nothing on.
02:45:28
It's sure a sorry name for an angel.
02:45:33
Please come.
02:45:39
Come on.
02:45:46
What's this from?
02:45:48
No idea.
02:45:51
Oh, I knew how long.
02:45:52
Oh, shit.
02:45:53
It's long, though.
02:45:54
It's not too long. Words long enough.
02:45:57
Let's be funny.
02:45:58
I like the claymation aspect.
02:46:00
I like the first one.
02:46:03
That was good.
02:46:04
Just in case people that missed that didn't
02:46:07
was good.
02:46:09
Oh, dipshit rolls back in here.
02:46:11
Because if he doesn't. Oh, you know what?
02:46:12
He's probably. And I got to fucking bring him in.
02:46:14
I just fucking like this.
02:46:15
I texted Jess because he fucking ducked out.
02:46:19
We got more listeners.
02:46:21
If we have the whole fucking time watchers listeners are filled
02:46:24
with fucking with a fucking people are
02:46:28
one more fucking thing.
02:46:29
And I was fucking posturing it and he led right up to it because
02:46:34
I was like, What do you think is worse than you?
02:46:35
Look at the creepy piles videos on YouTube channel molester.
02:46:39
They fake blood. Oh, that's. No, go ahead.
02:46:42
No, I thought to see that they're clickbait.
02:46:45
Got me. I don't want to watch.
02:46:46
I Yeah there's a lot of don't click bait videos or they're giving you compilations.
02:46:50
Like I already said I was a stupid hacker that's in my fucking shit areas.
02:46:55
But these days of the world's
02:46:58
scariest video on the internet.
02:47:01
Next up,
02:47:03
these fuckers
02:47:07
who the fuck up their
02:47:11
salaries.
02:47:11
All right, Go.
02:47:13
Mother fucking slammed her answer here, bro.
02:47:16
I got a button for that
02:47:26
seven
02:47:30
His wife bitching at them as they love.
02:47:35
No phones.
02:47:35
It could have been called.
02:47:38
No, not. He's a big boy.
02:47:42
My chin won't get takedowns and bullshit.
02:47:48
Well, I'm still finish my creep segment
02:47:50
whether he fucking likes it or not.
02:47:54
Because if he doesn't, I'm back in and I don't get to this.
02:47:56
I'm going to be pissed anyway because I spent time
02:47:59
pulling these fucking and finding these clips because it's.
02:48:02
It's fucking hilarious.
02:48:05
I know. Odds are he always does come back.
02:48:07
He never comes back at least once, but
02:48:10
he usually does it by now,
02:48:13
you fucking asshole.
02:48:16
All right. So
02:48:19
he said, What's more,
02:48:20
I ask him what's worse than a zoo file?
02:48:24
Somebody who fucks animals?
02:48:25
And he said, Probably a child molester.
02:48:27
And so there is a another podcast called A Maps Journey.
02:48:31
I don't know if they're going still, but
02:48:35
they're trying
02:48:35
to normalize it, but they're also trying to like go,
02:48:38
Oh, I acknowledge it and I'm trying to like,
02:48:42
I'm trying to not do it, but
02:48:45
they should talk to these are some creeps.
02:48:47
This is what the episode's about.
02:48:49
So we're doing creep on the down.
02:48:52
And so
02:48:55
the my coming out story
02:48:56
was about a month long experience.
02:48:59
It started when.
02:49:01
So he's just coming out with like normally like most people.
02:49:04
Oh, yeah, you're gay.
02:49:05
No, he's not talking about that.
02:49:07
I decided to go and visit my brother in the city he was living at and
02:49:13
because he was it around me for a extended
02:49:16
period of time, he just I don't know.
02:49:19
I thought something was up with me.
02:49:22
He might have thought I was immature or something like that, but
02:49:26
he just realized that I was it where I should be, right?
02:49:29
I was 28 or 29 at the time,
02:49:33
and I guess he thought I should be further along in maturity than I was.
02:49:37
So little unknown me
02:49:41
when I got home from that trip.
02:49:45
The next session he had with the therapist that I mentioned
02:49:49
in the last podcast we did,
02:49:52
he began talking to her about me and what what
02:49:56
he witnessed then in the time that I was him.
02:50:01
And she began giving him information of what it could be.
02:50:06
She obviously at first said that I might have been sexually abused,
02:50:12
so there could be some arrested development type of things around that.
02:50:16
And then, I don't know, for the first time about me possibly being money attracted,
02:50:22
but I'm sure that came up in the discussion.
02:50:25
So once I'm sure
02:50:29
she sure
02:50:30
or whatever you want to call it, he he called my parents though,
02:50:34
and began talking of a plan of action
02:50:38
on how to address it with me.
02:50:41
And so they knew something.
02:50:42
So I knew something was up.
02:50:45
Two or three days before I conspired, A came out.
02:50:49
I, I was out to dinner and a movie with my dad.
02:50:54
We had a tradition at the time he shows up to pick me up and dinner and
02:50:59
whatever dates he was.
02:51:00
So we were we were at dinner in a Chili's or some other restaurant.
02:51:06
I can't remember which.
02:51:07
And out of nowhere, he just decides to ask me
02:51:12
if I was ever sexually abused.
02:51:16
And because of it, I understand
02:51:18
mostly out of left field and said, you know, I don't know.
02:51:22
I don't think I don't have any.
02:51:25
And then he asked me,
02:51:28
Did you ever view anything questionable on the Internet?
02:51:32
I did plenty of times as a child.
02:51:34
There's stuff like that.
02:51:35
And I we were in a public place.
02:51:38
Plus, obviously,
02:51:40
it's impossible to commit to that in private, let alone public.
02:51:45
So of course, I denied it.
02:51:47
And so we went out on movie.
02:51:50
But I could even pay attention to the movie because I was
02:51:54
thinking the entire day, the entire show
02:51:58
was too much with too much
02:52:01
questions.
02:52:01
And so he dropped me off at my apartment
02:52:05
and about 10 to 15 or
02:52:09
but I denied it again and I got home.
02:52:12
So he gets home and then like ten, 15 minutes later, his fucking
02:52:16
his brother calls him and then like 15 minutes later, Mom calls him.
02:52:20
And so they're kind of like
02:52:22
trying to like, get to this point of like, bro,
02:52:23
we all know that there's something fucked up with you.
02:52:31
And so
02:52:33
he just kind of comes out.
02:52:34
And so you would think that
02:52:37
it wouldn't be this publicized thing, right?
02:52:40
It wouldn't be this like, Oh, it's all except that, whatever.
02:52:43
So he somehow parents are loving, right?
02:52:48
I don't know. You're a father.
02:52:50
I don't know how you would feel if if you're like,
02:52:54
there was the murder that I saw that I was earlier that killed their friend
02:52:58
and the parents were still trying to be loving to the child.
02:53:02
And I.
02:53:03
I don't know how I would be in that predicament.
02:53:05
Some kid, some right there can have some
02:53:08
kids.
02:53:08
Like at least like, okay, your kid did something terrible.
02:53:13
They're going to jail for 30 years to life.
02:53:17
I still love them, even though I love what they did.
02:53:21
Like, I don't know.
02:53:23
But the guy has his mom
02:53:26
on this podcast
02:53:32
and she he's not talking about same sex.
02:53:36
He's talking about a child, right? Yes.
02:53:39
Yes Naps, minor attracted persons is what maps.
02:53:42
And this is called a maps journey.
02:53:43
And here he has a gender LGBTQ
02:53:47
and the DMZ maps and do files.
02:53:51
Is there.
02:53:54
So he introduces his mom with this on this podcast
02:53:57
this thought we can converse like we normally do and let people
02:54:01
have some insight what our conversation is like.
02:54:05
And the person I thought we can talk about is something
02:54:09
that is a normal conversation for a normal conversation or not,
02:54:14
you feel comfortable with me is not going to get normalized
02:54:19
either on TV or in real life, either on TV.
02:54:23
So I'm okay with it.
02:54:24
I'm okay with it.
02:54:25
He and her and I always knew.
02:54:28
So is there a chance of children as I'm grateful?
02:54:33
Talk to me about
02:54:35
your recent attractions and the groom, their parents
02:54:38
and the biggest concern, why?
02:54:40
I didn't feel comfortable telling me.
02:54:42
Yeah it's all new to me.
02:54:44
I mean, it's, you know, why do you want to tell me you were in the shelter?
02:54:48
You were telling me to avoid kids at all
02:54:51
cost and not focus on it and stuff like that.
02:54:55
So it's just and then also, I just
02:54:58
she's going to go out to a Well, I got something to tell you.
02:55:02
And I also like,
02:55:05
okay, you can tell me anything.
02:55:07
And she's just trying to be a loving mother.
02:55:10
And I was thinking about the boy you're attracted to,
02:55:15
what, 30? Mm hmm.
02:55:17
Okay. She's like, I'm just.
02:55:18
I was. I mean, you were.
02:55:19
He's about, what, 32?
02:55:22
And the boy or truck can tell me this is fucking shit.
02:55:28
I was thinking about
02:55:30
the boy you're attracted to, and you said he's about, what, 30 Mm hmm.
02:55:35
Okay.
02:55:36
But then you were saying that I was just talking
02:55:39
about a lot of more like a sexual thing, but more like a mentor.
02:55:43
No, no, no, no, no, no.
02:55:45
Ask you a question.
02:55:46
He sounds really old. I don't know why that man.
02:55:48
She sounds like she's.
02:55:50
But then I started thinking about drinking the Kool-Aid.
02:55:53
That or maybe you.
02:55:54
That is. Is.
02:55:57
And you can tell me if I'm wrong.
02:55:59
I read into so much.
02:56:01
But I was thinking about is there to read and it's pretty much laughable
02:56:07
and maybe even a little bit like children.
02:56:10
What I'm reading in that you love
02:56:11
your dad and I were having problems and separated and then divorced.
02:56:15
So she's blaming herself.
02:56:16
Maybe you didn't have your dad or me.
02:56:21
She certainly blaming herself as well.
02:56:23
Why she likes being sympathetic to this shit,
02:56:25
which is going to statistically is way better off to have a dad.
02:56:29
How do you feel about that?
02:56:30
I think it makes sense.
02:56:31
I mean, that people like you mention attraction,
02:56:35
the parental point to me, and I'm pretty sure that I would
02:56:39
no matter what it was, I'd figure the world is going to punish him enough.
02:56:43
I'd at least be one person that's supposed to be on their side at all times.
02:56:47
I can't imagine that anything would be that horrific,
02:56:49
but even then I would still be on their side.
02:56:53
Yeah, but you wouldn't go on a podcast and talk to them again.
02:56:57
No, no, I wouldn't do that.
02:57:01
So I could not find that clip.
02:57:03
But I know that they're like
02:57:05
because I got introduced to this through another podcast
02:57:08
is where I found both of these podcasts, but
02:57:11
they just stuck with me.
02:57:13
But there was there's a clip where the mom mentions about like how
02:57:17
she was at the grocery store with her son and that she starts down the aisle before
02:57:22
does and notices a young boy at the end of the aisle.
02:57:26
And she, like, literally says it like, oh, you know, I noticed that.
02:57:29
Like, I thought maybe you would find this boy attractive.
02:57:32
And so I said, Hey, let's just go down the next aisle.
02:57:35
And it's like she's literally being groomed for this shit.
02:57:39
It's really fucked up.
02:57:42
Nowadays. You're not even allowed to use that word.
02:57:43
It's some kind of a negative for some reason.
02:57:47
Yeah, but this is the complete opposite connotation.
02:57:49
This is not this is you're not grooming like a
02:57:53
I guess it could be similar.
02:57:54
Once you get a certain age, you are a little bit more susceptible
02:57:58
to grooming.
02:57:58
Again, that's how telemarketers work, these prey off of the old folks
02:58:04
that are targeted for the last segment here of the mama.
02:58:10
Mm hmm.
02:58:11
Well, do you remember early on
02:58:13
when I would go to a restaurant or to a park or something
02:58:17
and you'd say, Mom, change seats with me because I see a boy or something.
02:58:23
And I just thought that was the cause, you know, so cool.
02:58:26
But kids are going to be all around.
02:58:28
It's life, you know, and you can't hide it.
02:58:31
And now a nowaday.
02:58:33
Sometimes you've pointed out to me because I know I avoid it in a it's just
02:58:40
know it's still heavy on a mother's heart.
02:58:42
I mean I just wish you didn't have to live this way
02:58:47
and hopefully you don't have to.
02:58:49
Education. That's it.
02:58:50
Killing the world.
02:58:51
Yeah.
02:58:51
Educating everyone else that I want to here.
02:58:55
And so we talked about this earlier, like,
02:59:00
say I decided to become a mentor.
02:59:04
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
02:59:05
Would you see as a risk at all?
02:59:08
Not really.
02:59:09
Not really a part of me.
02:59:10
Would you view it as a risk of taking a mentor to a young child?
02:59:13
Not really, no. It's
02:59:16
a yes or no.
02:59:17
That's a yes or no question.
02:59:18
It really.
02:59:20
Do you think that really?
02:59:21
Probably if I became a priest.
02:59:23
But she's telling me attrition.
02:59:25
But I mean, knowing her, you know, girl, especially know that you know,
02:59:30
I ask such if I ask you, would you to drive them into my Van
02:59:35
Brady if you had a dog, do you think I would fuck your dog or no,
02:59:40
I barely know.
02:59:41
I think.
02:59:42
I don't think you would.
02:59:44
Yeah, but
02:59:48
I think not really.
02:59:51
Yeah, I know she might.
02:59:54
She lets her son her son, and she's like, Oh, really?
02:59:59
My brain doesn't. I don't. I'm.
03:00:01
I don't even know what to say. It's
03:00:06
she's head, you know, just in case
03:00:09
I turn pussy
03:00:12
knowing how I am my attraction and knowing me as a person.
03:00:17
I just don't view it that way.
03:00:19
I mean, I don't view it as, believe me, I have children
03:00:23
that more like, should I put myself in that position?
03:00:28
It's not something I take lightly at all.
03:00:30
But I also know just how we started out talking about that fantasy
03:00:34
I have and what I currently like is helping that person.
03:00:37
And that's all.
03:00:38
And when I was before
03:00:41
I came out to you guys and with my younger cousin, that is the biggest thing
03:00:47
I enjoyed about that relates both seeing and grow and seeing him.
03:00:51
And then I look back and know the day when anytime I see him,
03:00:57
it brings up all those times, all the time.
03:01:00
Like that's the main thing
03:01:00
he talks to me as so and how much he, he just remembers those times.
03:01:05
And I know that's like the there's, he's conflating
03:01:09
being wanting to fuck children versus like the parental instinct
03:01:16
is what he's trying to
03:01:17
blur the lines of that shit.
03:01:20
It's I guess kids need guidance.
03:01:22
So. Sure. Yeah.
03:01:23
Yeah. Guidance.
03:01:24
What dick in your ass mouth know right where to go.
03:01:29
So can we take a sharp shift here
03:01:32
before of this is just straight the fucking podcast.
03:01:35
Right. Mafs journey podcast dot com.
03:01:38
This is a dot com. This is on the web.
03:01:41
You can just this is not dark.
03:01:43
This is literally
03:01:44
you shouldn't you go to bed I guess you go to any of these episodes.
03:01:47
These episodes are on YouTube.
03:01:49
They're they're actually hitting
03:01:55
I can
03:01:57
look you do I have a podcast RSS feed.
03:02:01
Yeah I see what's weird about the shit, right?
03:02:02
So you go to YouTube.
03:02:04
It actually says that these are unlisted, right?
03:02:07
So they're not publicly there.
03:02:09
You got to go through the back. She'll get them.
03:02:11
But was fucking 23 views six months.
03:02:13
But they are paid for a dot com
03:02:16
like,
03:02:19
like the shit is on the regular web
03:02:25
zu files.
03:02:26
The fucking maps.
03:02:27
It's all just there's something a little less creepy, more funny.
03:02:32
Believe me.
03:02:33
I know.
03:02:34
I apologized for showing off his robot models then are don't.
03:02:38
Okay.
03:02:38
I think that you can keep ideas.
03:02:40
Oh, he's using charity for anything.
03:02:43
Compensations and focus.
03:02:45
Oh, Whoa, whoa, oh.
03:02:46
What the fuck with the phones.
03:02:49
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
03:02:50
What does he do?
03:02:54
Tell him that
03:02:55
I want you to look like a cranky or a drunk.
03:03:01
Is that I didn't realize in the whole time.
03:03:04
Now they seem kind of standoffish
03:03:07
and. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. It just.
03:03:09
It does kind of look like one of those getting punched.
03:03:12
I mean, it's great.
03:03:16
It does kind of look like one of those punching bag dummies
03:03:19
that you can buy, the foam ones that are like as price.
03:03:22
Everything in the world is set up. I'm sure this.
03:03:25
No, the guy kind of. Look,
03:03:27
why do you keep showing all to the Olsen twins here?
03:03:30
It's it's both.
03:03:32
Here's our here's our favorite.
03:03:34
Is that the picture that you've showed us?
03:03:37
Here's our creep in chief and
03:03:42
that looks like one of the Olsen twins going through this.
03:03:46
Nobody knows. They were No,
03:03:49
no serious guys in the third.
03:03:52
Okay,
03:03:53
I no serious guys.
03:03:55
So you throw at me, no one, no serious guys till you're 30.
03:04:00
Just just haul around to them.
03:04:03
Oh, okay.
03:04:05
He was leaning in, man.
03:04:06
That was like, Yeah, they seem like, Oh, no, it's gross.
03:04:09
I know it's gross.
03:04:10
Greenberg, Come in.
03:04:15
Oh, what's this?
03:04:17
And it made me think of an idea for a movie.
03:04:19
Sounds dumb, but hear me out in my movie idea.
03:04:23
We out that these aliens are originally from Earth.
03:04:28
They're
03:04:28
from an ancient civilization that achieved interstellar travel
03:04:31
and left the Earth thousands of years ago.
03:04:35
Some of the planet they go to and things go terrible for them on the other planet.
03:04:39
So they come back to Earth, decide that they want to claim the Earth
03:04:43
for their very own.
03:04:44
It's a pretty good plot line up.
03:04:48
I call it spaced.
03:04:49
You know,
03:04:51
and there's master granted he also
03:04:55
and now turns out this brother was brilliant
03:04:58
good knack for farming
03:05:00
and he farm this plot of land very successfully.
03:05:03
It's a lot of money.
03:05:04
And this is where the story gets crazy.
03:05:07
When he got all that money,
03:05:12
this nigga bought some slaves.
03:05:16
Have you ever heard this before?
03:05:17
This is a true story.
03:05:18
Not only was he a slave owner
03:05:19
who became a slave breeder and employed tactics that was so cruel.
03:05:23
Even white slave owners were like, Yo,
03:05:29
he's old.
03:05:29
But he did it just because that's what successful people do.
03:05:33
He just wanted to be down.
03:05:35
What a fucking tragedy.
03:05:37
How can a person that went through slavery
03:05:40
perpetrate the same even on a person that looks just like him?
03:05:44
It's mind blowing.
03:05:45
And shockingly, they're making a movie about it.
03:05:50
Ironically,
03:05:53
it's called Space Jews,
03:05:57
you know, Earth.
03:05:59
And so your movie
03:06:02
probably is going to be made,
03:06:04
but he's not coming back really apparently knows where.
03:06:08
I'll get him back to America first, and then we're going to decide
03:06:11
what we do from here, because I'm tapped out on material.
03:06:15
Otherwise we can go down the Moses throughout this.
03:06:17
The last thing I have was challenging him on his Moses thing just for fun
03:06:34
there.
03:06:34
I should be talking
03:06:38
so we are we can listen to drop.
03:06:52
Oh I was you are your man made me take, take,
03:06:56
take take me to me now Oh,
03:07:01
Jerry, I love you
03:07:04
for all my trying to give you that man fuck me in my
03:07:09
heart.
03:07:10
Jimbo, slow down now.
03:07:12
Yes. Jab, jab it.
03:07:16
I like the old boys.
03:07:17
Keep them on some side.
03:07:21
But you
03:07:23
get my my flaws.
03:07:25
Here we go.
03:07:26
Let's consider what good mother church is.
03:07:29
Not enough or. Sure. Shall I go on?
03:07:32
Wait, wait.
03:07:32
Go for it.
03:07:36
You should go on.
03:07:37
Oprah just broke my mike.
03:07:43
Okay, then
03:07:52
should we tell a creepy story?
03:07:56
Still no fagot
03:08:00
this Billy Don't go,
03:08:03
mother fucker.
03:08:04
That is not enough or show. Shall I go on Fagots
03:08:08
Go for
03:08:10
fagot Gay people
03:08:13
mixed.
03:08:21
Yeah.
03:08:21
No, he's out. It's
03:08:29
So you got any words of wisdom?
03:08:34
What the fuck is that loud noise?
03:08:36
Oh, it sounds like Gary's heater.
03:08:47
You know,
03:08:49
this is the first time he just straight up build that.
03:08:53
So. So loud.
03:08:54
So loud, so serious.
03:08:57
Some are the bags.
03:08:59
Oh. Is fucking turn people on.
03:09:02
I was curious because honestly, you could certainly make some money
03:09:05
just like getting some like.
03:09:06
So he texted Sleepy, Sleepy.
03:09:09
So he's going to bed.
03:09:11
I figured I'd jump so fucking loud and I'm you know, I'm going to meet me.
03:09:16
Don't worry about it.
03:09:17
I got it. The
03:09:20
if he's in bed, we should tell him a little night
03:09:22
night story.
03:09:25
If I can find one.
03:09:27
He's is.
03:09:28
He's in bed with his wife.
03:09:30
He said Sleepy.
03:09:32
Sleepy to listening or so.
03:09:36
Here we go, Gary.
03:09:37
In the quiet, sleepy town of Ravenswood, nestled deep within the forest,
03:09:41
there stood an ancient willow tree known as the whispering willow.
03:09:46
It was said to be a place of wonder and dread, a tree
03:09:48
where secrets were shared and horrors concealed.
03:09:51
Townsfolk kept their distance from it, believing that it was haunted
03:09:53
the spirits of the past.
03:09:55
The legend of willow, the legend of the whispering willow dated back centuries.
03:09:59
It was said that a young woman named Eliza had sought refuge under its branches
03:10:02
where she was accused of witchcraft and need sound effects for that,
03:10:08
the villagers consumed by fear and superstition.
03:10:10
Then to death.
03:10:13
Eliza's desperate pleas for
03:10:14
mercy were her insistence on her innocence fell on deaf ears.
03:10:18
As the noose tightened around her neck, she cried out to ancient trees.
03:10:22
If I'm innocent,
03:10:23
let my spirit reside within you and may you be a witness to the truth.
03:10:28
With that,
03:10:29
she took her last breath
03:10:31
from the moment and strange occurrences plagued the town of Ravenswood at night,
03:10:35
the branches of whispering willow would sway and murmur as it came
03:10:40
verse sing with the spirits of the departed.
03:10:42
Eerie, ghostly figures were seen dancing beneath its boughs and pale in moonlight
03:10:47
and unsettling voices carried in the wind.
03:10:50
Villagers, now fearing the curse of the tree, avoided at all costs.
03:10:54
They believe the souls of the wronged were trapped in its snarling roots.
03:10:57
Eliza's ghostly figure was often seen drifting amongst branches,
03:11:01
her spectral fingers, tracing symbols and writings, messages in the bark.
03:11:08
One stormy night, the young iris outside, her name Samuel, arrived in Ravenswood.
03:11:12
He was a curious man with a penchant for uncovering the mysteries of the world.
03:11:16
When he heard about the whispering Willow, he couldn't resist the temptation
03:11:20
to visit. Armed with a lantern
03:11:21
and an insatiable curiosity, he ventured deep into the forest.
03:11:26
As he approached the tree, the wind howled and the branches creaked.
03:11:34
The ghostly
03:11:35
figures emerged from the darkness, their eyes fixed on Samuel.
03:11:39
They whispered, crisp work,
03:11:42
cryptic warnings and stories of past injustices.
03:11:45
Samuel felt a chill in his spine, but pressed on
03:11:48
reaching to the tree, he heard a faint, sorrowful voice.
03:11:52
It was Eliza, her spirit still trapped within the willow.
03:11:56
She revealed the truth about her innocence,
03:11:59
the false accusations in the names of those who condemned her.
03:12:02
Carrie.
03:12:04
Carrie.
03:12:07
Carrie.
03:12:10
Carrie.
03:12:12
Carrie
03:12:14
had returned to the village armed with the truth.
03:12:17
Carrie.
03:12:18
Carrie Ferry
03:12:22
Documents and testimonies proving Eliza's innocence
03:12:25
can expose the guilt of the town's four fathers.
03:12:28
Gary.
03:12:29
Carrie With the curse lifted, whispering willows branches these to whisper.
03:12:34
The addresses of the ghostly figures found their peace.
03:12:38
Eliza spirit finally free, ascended to ascended to Gary's
03:12:44
pond because he doesn't believe in heaven.
03:12:46
The ancient tree once feared and shunned a symbol of justice.
03:12:49
And Gary.
03:12:50
So the legend of whispering willow transformed from a haunting tale of Gary
03:12:54
into a story of redemption, inspiring power, the power of truth
03:12:59
of the after show.
03:13:01
It served as a reminder for the townsfolk with secrets
03:13:05
and injustices buried in the past could never truly remain hidden.
03:13:09
And that in the end, Gary would always find a way to be heard.
03:13:14
Gary always like
03:13:22
I like to
03:13:24
side.
03:13:24
Billy likes to play all my flaws.
03:13:28
I'm not saying it.
03:13:30
I forgot to put it as a soundbite.
03:13:32
We're just going to sadly end with that sick, disgusting, disgusting Gary tongue.
03:13:36
You know, most of our show belongs.