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Oh, shit.
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I can't change that while I'm doing.
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Hi, I'm Gary.
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Welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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Today we're going to space.
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Space?
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Long pause.
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Is that another space definition of space?
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Thought there is a second intro for me.
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I, uh.
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I just shuttle over it, trying to let draw in.
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So you want to talk?
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That'd be great, huh?
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If you have not.
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Oh, I can play the video.
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It's up to you.
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It's 10:00.
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Oh, it is 10:00 Is.
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It's 10:00.
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Do you know where your pets are?
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Spayed or neutered.
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I shouldn't be interrupting your monologue.
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I'm gonna shut up now.
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Oh, that's all right.
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Play the video.
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It'll keep.
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I'm sure I'm ready.
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I lied. I'm not ready.
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All right. Oh, yes, I am.
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Oh, yes, I am.
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Get it?
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Almost ready.
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Almost ready?
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Yeah.
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Maybe if I hit that twice, it'll work.
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Sure enough.
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You clearly I've never been there.
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But this is
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obviously a major malfunction.
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Well, I'm not a smart man.
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Diane, Robert Kennedy was shot in that
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moment.
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We are
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made aware that President Kennedy
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never
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actually
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experienced 1941 a date
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which led.
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And we continue
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tomorrow.
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How could you in 1928?
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It got real quiet.
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Yeah.
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There's no sound in space.
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I think that's why.
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Yeah.
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2 hours probably came off on this.
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Yeah.
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Yeah,
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I unmuted them,
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but I can't hear.
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He needs to get.
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Okay, then it goes to the Jodie Foster side.
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We don't really care about that.
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There's Jodie Foster resigned.
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This is a.
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Every podcast we've done has led to this one
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not just in chronology, but in content.
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We finally got here.
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Space and why space exploration is important.
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Or is it?
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It's very costly.
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It's very ineffective.
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We can't get very far, very fast.
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So why is it important?
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Well, I'll tell you,
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just to scratch the surface, the tip of the iceberg is all
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the innovations and improvements
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and technology that has come from NASA
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have improved our lives.
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Everything we're using right now for this podcast,
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all of the stuff that makes all of our lives more comfortable.
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There are tens of thousands of things that have come from that technology,
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but that's not it.
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The reason I say this is a culmination of all of our shows
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is because I started this whole thing by trying to preach to everyone
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that there have been catastrophic events,
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extinction events that have killed off 99
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plus percent of life on Earth
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at least five times that we know of.
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And the sixth time is coming.
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And for the last 20 years,
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there has been continuous
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inhabitants of the International Space Station.
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So if so, if Earth does face a giant calamity, well,
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at least someone will survive.
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Now, don't get me wrong, like I mentioned
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in the Halloween podcast, I am claustrophobic.
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You don't want to send me in a tin can for nine months just to get to Mars.
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That's how long it takes.
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And I am not interested.
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No, thank you.
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But we do need some form of Noah's
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Ark to get us off of this planet before something tragic happens.
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To continue humanity life as we know it.
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Our civilization is this important.
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Well,
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either my priorities are all screwed up,
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or it is because I think
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what we have is worth
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at least trying to
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expand, maintain.
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Right now
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we've got several billionaires with space programs,
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and I'm glad you know, Elon Musk is leading the way.
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Lucky for us, I think
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it's important
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that we're going to Mars. Now.
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Terraforming Mars
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does sound like a stupid idea when we're destroying our current planet.
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Wouldn't it be easier to terraform Earth?
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And it would.
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But I think
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learning what happened on Mars,
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because it used to be earth like and it lost its oceans and atmosphere.
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If we can study Mars and start terraforming that,
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it would be much easier
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to do the same back here.
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So do you watch your affairs at home straight before you start exploring out?
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Sure. Ideally
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we don't, but it's
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it's never too soon to start.
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Right now we've got a nano probe
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that we're sending on a solar sail
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and we're shooting a concentrated laser beam at the sail.
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And it's only like the size of a matchbox car.
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But we're we're sending it to
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the closest planetary system.
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That's going to be pretty cool.
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We've got a plan for a trip to Pluto.
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I've heard.
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Which is kind of funny on your face.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson going to Pluto,
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but colonizing Mars.
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That's a good stepping stone.
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Well, we need to be a space faring civilization
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in order to survive the next catastrophic,
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catastrophic event on Earth.
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The types of civilizations
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I want to talk about Ceti the search for extraterrestrial intelligence,
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because this is this is one of those eye droppers from the ocean.
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And and you look in the eyedropper and you don't see any whales,
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and you can guess that there are no whales in the ocean
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because your sample size is too way too small.
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So that's basically what we're looking at.
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The the the answer to the Fermi Paradox seems pretty clear to me.
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The vastness of space
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is prohibiting,
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especially our current technological level.
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Now there's the three levels of civilization.
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Level one is planetary level two, the solar system.
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Level three galaxy.
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So if you can harness the all the the power on earth, you're type
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one civilization.
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You can harness all the the power in the solar system.
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And it's like a Dyson sphere around the sun.
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You're type two civilization.
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If you're truly
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interdimensional intergalactic
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could harness that and move
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celestial bodies and harness an entire galaxy.
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That's a Type three civilization.
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We are currently a type zero civilization,
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not even on the scale
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that's going to change.
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Type one is probably
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within 200 years of our grasp.
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You want to hear my rant about Star Trek?
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I told I told you guys that Star Trek and Star Wars are different.
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You know, science fiction versus fantasy
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and that Star Trek has the tech stuff, right.
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And Star Wars stuff wouldn't work.
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Here's where that that actually differs from the truth.
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The aliens in Star Trek
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are basically humans with a different forehead.
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I think the aliens in
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Star Wars are probably more
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accurate.
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However,
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I think the aliens that have visited this planet
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maybe had some some different feature on their nose
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because all of the
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this the sculptures in Egypt
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have had their nose knocked off.
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Not most of them.
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All of them
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go on intentionally
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took off the tip of the nose
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on every single face structure in Egypt.
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Why would they do that?
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I think it looked different than us.
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But gentlemen. Yes,
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I would.
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I thought we were already a type one species, but I didn't know.
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I guess I didn't think ignorance, but I thought it was
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what we're capable of doing, not just how much power we can harness.
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Why wouldn't you consider a type one?
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But we're getting close.
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We're getting really close. We could not.
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We changed the world around us a lot, and we're almost there.
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But I still say a century or two away from actually
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harnessing because we're still burning coal.
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We're using plants.
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I get what you're saying.
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I mean, Megan, I get what?
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But free electricity and all that shit.
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I guess we still have things to master, but we are an interstellar species.
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And I thought that's what the type one potentially has something to do with.
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Thank you.
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I was thinking that earlier.
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When you're talking from time to time.
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Sorry. Go ahead,
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Jazz. Go
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see myself.
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Next person that says enter or galactic.
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I was going to play that like my show.
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Good coffee and cream.
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And I don't even know what a Type one diabetes is.
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Sammy Davis is not the crop, the beetle.
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So Wilford Brimley wants to up that.
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I like to play dumb.
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I'm only playing.
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I'm not really dumb.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, me too.
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Have you kind of the fear? Yeah. Yeah.
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No, no, I got it, guys.
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I believe you do. We obviously
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convincing.
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It's really good. You're good at it.
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Do we want to talk about the different?
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You kind of zipped right past the four types of planetary civilizations.
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I'm not sure I get it.
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Oh, that's quite all right.
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Well, we'll cover it if you want to watch that video.
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That's right.
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North thought we were already on the scale.
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We are not on our own scale yet.
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How can we not be on our own scale?
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We came up with a scale that we haven't reached yet.
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Is it the Bristol Stool scale?
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Hey, Freeman Dyson was
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no nearby.
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You remind me of a stool sample.
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Right.
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I've got a Stewart over there.
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Shout out to the stool.
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It's right there. You can see it.
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Oh, okay.
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That's the stool. Yeah, It's for this guy.
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This guy.
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Not so much of that guy.
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And then fuck this guy.
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Yeah. Are you two?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm not giving that.
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I don't want to retire, I'm afraid. I don't want to.
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I like it. It's getting a little busy.
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It looks more. I get to.
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It looks more and more feminine each week.
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For some reason it's got black lips.
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So sexy
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or yeah, maybe I'm just getting more gay each week.
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I'm not sure.
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So type one Civilization is pretty sure
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we're able to collect and use all its available energy on the planet.
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It is available in period and use it all up
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or be able to harness.
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Yeah, they put a number on it.
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It's theoretically part of it and ten to the 16th power.
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What's geothermal and would you consider on this planet.
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You know I read
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stuff I have a lot of sunlight that reaches us It
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all of the sunlight that reaches us, but that's also out in space as well.
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So I don't know how you equate that to on Earth about categorizing it
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as all we need, but all of the sunlight that reaches Earth.
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But the limited resources are 3 billion on space.
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Who gives a shit about sunlight?
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That's actually where we get our energy.
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There is not coal out in space.
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There's not free electricity out in space that we know of.
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There's not nuclear energy from coal came from the sun.
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Ding dong.
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Okay, but it's here on earth and the sun isn't throwing fucking coal at us.
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Ding dong.
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Did you just say, okay, if I did,
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I can if you want.
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Okay, I'll get you. Oh,
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have you got your Freeman Dyson?
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Over half done now, but I don't think about more than his name.
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Okay, Well, the his idea for harnessing
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all the energy of a star involved the Dyson sphere.
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So what you start with is, is a ring around the sun
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and then is a build the shell
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that Freeman Dyson
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precious watts similarly arises.
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God is
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I mean in order to be whatever
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level of species that can harness a star, you literally need to be around
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for as long as that star is alive from birth to death.
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So how would that how would you become that level of species?
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What do you mean?
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Come You need a level to civilization?
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No. You need to harness all of what that star has offer.
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Otherwise you're not level to
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as soon as you start collecting.
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Okay, so the energy that that star is putting out, then we are,
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in essence, the star and starts putting on energy.
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Very soon as you start collecting all of the energy a star is putting out,
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we're number one, number one species.
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We are not.
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Yeah, we are. You just said I just go.
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What is that?
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No, you didn't.
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You're dumb. Dumb.
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Calm down.
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Okay, Number one.
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Number one
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is so.
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Number one
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is that you're seven now.
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We are a number one
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species because we have started to harness all of the power here on Earth.
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Right.
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But a number one species has to harness all of the power available to its planet,
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whatever the hell that means. It's pretty arbitrary number
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because the sun's energy hadn't even reached us yet.
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Do we have to do we have to somehow harness
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the energy that just got created 93 million miles away
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or anything that's on our own planet, sitting in the atmosphere?
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They did
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get to give it a number ten to the 16th power.
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What's your typical computer takes for 100 watts?
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A typical light bulb takes 60 watts.
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So ten times ten times, ten times ten, 16 times.
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That's how many watch your your planet has to have.
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So we must ask ourself to answer your question if we're right
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or wrong at this current day, how many watts does our planet use?
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If it's more than ten to the 16th power than we are indeed a type one
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based on their own definition?
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So how can we find out how much watts the planet uses?
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That's a simple calculation.
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So two TS right
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here, right? Yes.
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How many?
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What does the planet plus Gary use?
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Because he takes a lot just to
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power his non dumb, dumb ego.
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How much electricity does it take to power the world?
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Should I should I just read the numbers?
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Should we watch a video?
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How long is the video?
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Video, video time?
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So if it's a more than 30 seconds.
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Yeah. No, it's not.
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It's definitely more than 30 seconds.
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That under 2 minutes.
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I'd love to just know the number if you haven't watched.
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Yeah, I haven't found it yet.
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But what What I like the new addition.
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What you just established with that.
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Yeah, it's just.
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It's actually just the mark up in the picture.
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I've been meaning to do this because I feel like.
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I feel like I need to try to shut up more.
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And so if I can communicate this way, huh?
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Right. Yeah. You are pretty clever.
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I'm going to work around my own stupidity and asshole issue this Jeff girl.
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Yeah, so Google didn't answer that question.
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Let me get rid of the plus Gary part. Yeah.
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I also have a tablet now I uses to.
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You can do whatever you want with it.
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Yes. So going to consume I've purchased what
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Where do you go. We even play video games.
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He thought you were playing a video and he took off.
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No, I'm not playing a video. I'm just going to look.
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This is the earliest Gary take off everything.
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Hotel rooms, the world's energy use.
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So, see, as of right now, we make 10,000 times the world's energy use.
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Or we I'm sorry,
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we can theoretically grab solar power.
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I don't like the word theoretically, but it's a hedge
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more than 10,000 times more than we need.
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So to me, why would we keep getting more?
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We already have more than we can use.
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That's not what the news tells me.
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I'd like to get to the bottom of that.
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You kind of.
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You can give me brain fog there.
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I was with you for a second and then you totally just went like, okay,
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so now we have this let me put it on the screen.
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I keep forgetting, Hit that button.
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Makes more sense if you can read it.
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So the argument is, is do we have enough energy to classify
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as a type one race earth using the time of lightning?
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Or is it?
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It's a strike for energy.
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Oh, you know, solar energy. I'm sorry.
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Yeah, my bad.
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So it's 10,000 times more than the world's energy use.
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But the problem is, is we can't harness it.
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Well, it's the same thing with static electricity and lightning or whatever.
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I mean, I don't know if that's what Tesla was pulling.
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I think our science and our type 1 to 3 is just crap to get us to
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buy into global warming.
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We need more solar power so we can be a more advanced civilization.
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That may be true, but it may not be true.
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You might trigger Gary.
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He's a he's a friggin Greta Thunberg in the flesh.
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I just think nuclear is more realistic than solar at this time.
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I mean, actually, Greta is a plus human as well.
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I don't know if she might be an alien from space.
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Well, aren't aren't aliens made out of.
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Oh, human or the human part?
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I only heard the flesh.
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Aliens have flesh, don't they? Maybe not.
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I mean, you would you, even if it was a different substance.
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So we have to stay on topic.
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So I are we had type one and then we don't.
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Or we take one don't ten zero
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zero.
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Not even a type 0.5.
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No zero.
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So we're just a monkey.
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We're monkey people,
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okay?
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We burn fossil fuels that explain that one.
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We harness, we send our we send people to other ones.
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Our most recent interplanetary.
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You jump a gap there.
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I like to think
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44 quadrillion.
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All right.
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So what's ten to the 16th Power
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works 10 to 1 116 zeros hour.
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I know, but is there a name for it that's more fun to try and say?
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Oh, yeah,
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10 billion,
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billion, billion, 10 quadrillion.
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Oh, it's just quadrillion.
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So that's the word. Okay.
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So it would be here we we have 44 quadrillion watts of power available.
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So by their own definition, in order to become a type one
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civilization on your planet has to come up with 10 quadrillion watts.
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Now, the debate could be if you're right, Gary, is
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do we actually have to harness it and be using it or just have it available
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to us total period or just harness it?
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Okay.
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So just have it available.
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What is making Those are two different things.
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You can either harness it, meaning get like you can have a lake of water,
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but in order to to drink it, you first have to harness it
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somehow, put it in a container or a straw your mouth, even though you just said
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two opposite things there. Yeah.
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Available to us.
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Or harness it. Go.
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Because I think of Will and harness.
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Yeah.
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In my opinion, 44 is available.
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We haven't passed it.
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That's the problem.
00:25:20
44 quadrillion is available
00:25:24
the moment you did or something here.
00:25:25
And I love her. No, no, he's just ignoring you.
00:25:27
I love how Brady did point out the point five
00:25:31
civilization.
00:25:32
If I may. If I may break in.
00:25:35
Yeah. I mean, why don't you live in a
00:25:37
civilization of, quote, type 1.1
00:25:40
would be able to mobilize ten to the 17th power.
00:25:43
What? I don't know what the fuck that is.
00:25:45
We just didn't see it.
00:25:46
So ten, ten to the 16th power is
00:25:50
10 quadrillion. So.
00:25:52
So one more zero at the end.
00:25:54
So somewhere one.
00:25:56
So this is a little bit older.
00:25:58
His mum and dad.
00:25:59
But Sagan estimates that according to his revised scale,
00:26:03
today's humanity would be a type point seven
00:26:08
because we are
00:26:12
but two words.
00:26:14
I live in a rounded up world.
00:26:15
I'll never tell somebody that it's 1157 or 1027.
00:26:19
I'll just say 1030.
00:26:20
So we'll just round that seven up to one.
00:26:23
Can we can we all agree and move on? Okay.
00:26:25
Still there?
00:26:26
Nope. Nope.
00:26:28
Type zero.
00:26:29
Oh J Yeah, No, no.
00:26:33
Listen guys,
00:26:35
let's trust Gary Weir.
00:26:38
When did Gary become the total pessimist?
00:26:40
This group?
00:26:41
No, was me. It's not.
00:26:44
It's realism.
00:26:46
Realism is great combustion.
00:26:49
We're using combustion to power everything.
00:26:52
You asked me to come combustion.
00:26:54
You realize
00:26:56
that's the invention of fire.
00:26:59
You asked me.
00:27:00
I Come
00:27:02
here, Caveman.
00:27:04
You was smart. Come. Coming here.
00:27:06
Two men can do this.
00:27:08
You asked me to come and then you lost me a bust.
00:27:10
And then you lost me at Sun even more later.
00:27:19
I think we can.
00:27:20
I think we can all agree that we're not only time travelers,
00:27:23
but we sure as hell aren't still monkeys.
00:27:26
We are time travelers.
00:27:27
We are right. You're right.
00:27:30
He's right. We're very slow.
00:27:32
Regular time traveler, right.
00:27:34
We're traveling through time. Right.
00:27:37
I need a different word. We're not.
00:27:40
What's an advanced space person?
00:27:42
What would they be called?
00:27:44
An angel. Exactly.
00:27:46
Messenger from you.
00:27:47
I listen. You can tell. See, I listen to both of them.
00:27:50
I don't agree with everything, but I listen.
00:27:53
I disagree with everything in it.
00:27:56
All What?
00:27:59
So sorry.
00:28:00
I didn't hear what you were saying.
00:28:03
I like fish. So?
00:28:05
So we do so. All right. So we are not a type.
00:28:07
One guy was right, but we're not a type zero draw was right.
00:28:10
We're a point seven, according to I believe Sagan better than most of the
00:28:14
common modern people today.
00:28:19
So can we all agree then, that we're really want to know what draws writing?
00:28:22
We're not a zero.
00:28:23
I like being relevant.
00:28:24
I'm not even trying to be like stupid.
00:28:26
Point seven civilization. Okay. Just passion for you.
00:28:28
If it is, I'll I'll remove it. 47.
00:28:31
So this is this is. No, I love it.
00:28:33
All I think of when I see that is an assistant seven
00:28:37
except Etch-A-Sketch.
00:28:38
It was really not is anything but a straight line.
00:28:43
Uh, our skyscrapers are impressive.
00:28:47
Our ability to the level force is really impressive.
00:28:52
Our Vegas, our ability to the weird Vegas dome is impressive.
00:28:58
See, our man with the 8 billion people in the world,
00:29:00
there are more than two or three wonders that you're listing. Die.
00:29:04
That's an understatement. Man is amazing.
00:29:07
Humans are amazing.
00:29:08
Amazing event to the moon tonight.
00:29:10
I mentioned the International Space Station and it's friggin amazing. Moon
00:29:17
How about that picture?
00:29:18
We went into the moon to see the detail in that picture.
00:29:22
Oh, that was great.
00:29:23
Cruise to go to the moon.
00:29:24
Yeah, we'll be back sometime.
00:29:26
We know when we figure out how to get there, we'll be back.
00:29:30
All this amazing stuff.
00:29:31
And humans are just distracted
00:29:33
by a bunch of men dressed up in bright colors, throwing a ball around.
00:29:36
What were you guys saying again?
00:29:38
We say retrospectively, when you look at your watch,
00:29:41
you know, I was listening to draw your.
00:29:44
You were interrupting.
00:29:47
Yeah.
00:29:48
Yeah.
00:29:48
Shut up you
00:29:50
retrospectively
00:29:52
the technology that modern humans
00:29:55
had when in the computing power you know
00:29:58
computer that we're fucking with right now is would take several rooms
00:30:04
of fucking office building to do the same type of shit.
00:30:07
Right.
00:30:08
So the advancements in all of our technology are out of the ass
00:30:12
when it comes to comparatively when we went to the moon.
00:30:17
That's an unfortunate picture for right when you said out the ass, but go ahead.
00:30:22
Well, come on.
00:30:23
It's more than that. It sure looks like it.
00:30:26
I want to get that checked out.
00:30:27
Ouch.
00:30:28
I'm just saying the technological advances and yet,
00:30:32
you know, you'd think we'd be regularly going to Mars at this point.
00:30:36
I have a comment on that.
00:30:38
It's stifled.
00:30:39
Instead of ingenuity, stagnation and milking every penny is rewarded.
00:30:44
Do you think they just jumped a gap that they weren't supposed to?
00:30:49
Who? Industry or government or.
00:30:51
Yeah, both.
00:30:52
When it comes to technology and everything.
00:30:53
Do you think we did manage to jump this gap
00:30:56
and then we kind of had to go, okay, well, it's kind of like slow.
00:31:00
I've heard that, but I don't I mean, I don't have anything to compare to, say,
00:31:04
I've heard it when we got CDs and all that
00:31:06
kind of crap, we took such an advancement that it was impossible.
00:31:09
So it must have been handed to us or, you know, something must have happened.
00:31:12
But because I have no timeline to compare with, I clearly have no idea.
00:31:17
But I know that, like I thought that of microwave ovens
00:31:21
with patent
00:31:22
trolls and with industry, we don't we don't reward innovation
00:31:26
because they want to make every penny off of the current innovation.
00:31:31
No, no, no.
00:31:32
It's always competing to have the best of the best, who has the best.
00:31:36
And if you can come up with something that's better,
00:31:38
that that's all innovation without any of that.
00:31:41
But as new as new companies come up, the big company
00:31:44
either makes regulation or just simply buys that company in
00:31:49
the shell.
00:31:50
They've shelved technology.
00:31:53
Now, I don't know if it's more advanced because I've never seen it,
00:31:55
but I've heard stories.
00:31:56
I mean, I don't if it's not profitable, why would they squash?
00:32:00
If it was profitable, why would they squash it?
00:32:03
Well, because a lot of times it's profitable
00:32:06
in a different way or it's profitable for someone else.
00:32:10
So, yeah, yeah.
00:32:12
With the free electricity and all that shit, like, say we're making
00:32:15
say we mind something, but then they hey with we mind this,
00:32:18
we can make it at a third of the price and a third
00:32:20
that would be better for man, be better for everybody.
00:32:22
But the people that own the first mine
00:32:24
say, Fuck you, we're going to keep doing this.
00:32:26
Well, I mean, I know they feel like the marketplace is so competitive
00:32:29
that someone's going to find a way to make something better or find something
00:32:33
better than what you're offering. So it
00:32:36
I don't know.
00:32:37
I'd like to think and hope that's true.
00:32:39
But I work for a company.
00:32:41
I work for a company that overcharges for their product
00:32:43
because they have a name in in the industry
00:32:48
And is the product on
00:32:50
par or better than the other products that are out there?
00:32:54
Definitely.
00:32:55
Is the extra money worth?
00:32:58
Not necessarily.
00:32:59
But when you look at the overall like
00:33:02
longevity of a company, Yeah, because there's no guarantee
00:33:06
that every other company is going to be around.
00:33:09
The company that I work for has been around for quite a while
00:33:12
and they're not going anywhere.
00:33:14
So I mean, it's all, I guess, relative.
00:33:16
I really don't know what I'm saying, but it's kind of all relative.
00:33:20
It's my favorite
00:33:22
category.
00:33:24
I wasn't planning on
00:33:25
talking about the John DeLorean story, but might as well.
00:33:28
It's back to the future.
00:33:30
I believe John DeLorean was framed for something.
00:33:33
Cocaine related and the the the DeLorean car,
00:33:40
like the
00:33:40
molds and the plans were thrown in the ocean.
00:33:44
That was a movie.
00:33:45
He basically made the movie Indestructible.
00:33:48
Oh, just watch the movie. There you go.
00:33:51
That's. That's another great role. The clip.
00:33:53
That's another great example about the DeLorean we have.
00:33:56
There was a car company in a phone company that made a component component ized.
00:34:00
Is that the right word?
00:34:01
Module? Sorry. Module? No.
00:34:04
Saying modular.
00:34:05
Modular is a better way to put it
00:34:07
so that every year all they had to upgrade was a little tiny middle thing.
00:34:10
But because they didn't make a fortune, they couldn't buy the ad revenue.
00:34:13
Nobody heard about it and they went out of business.
00:34:14
But it was clearly a better model,
00:34:16
you know, instead of replacing the whole car just to replace the engine,
00:34:20
I know other parts break down, but I'm saying so many things.
00:34:24
We throw away the whole thing for just one broken part.
00:34:27
It innovate that. But
00:34:29
I think product, profit, profit outweighs the free market in our current state.
00:34:33
Okay.
00:34:34
Completely different completely different thing.
00:34:36
During Kobe, there was like a kind of a TV boom
00:34:39
and there still sort of is, but I don't feel like these are going to be as as I
00:34:46
as as they project, at least in the immediate term.
00:34:49
Once we get past burning coal and able to harness different power sources. But
00:34:57
there is a
00:34:59
NIO is a TV maker out of China,
00:35:03
one that I remember they actually
00:35:07
he was on.
00:35:08
It's supposed to be one of the more prominent ones because they actually
00:35:11
do a battery swap service.
00:35:12
One of the main issues about the TV market is charging times
00:35:18
and then also the longevity of batteries, actually the first company
00:35:21
to do battery swapping services.
00:35:23
So you would just roll up
00:35:24
and get a new battery in friggin, you know, 5 minutes, 10 minutes.
00:35:29
And then
00:35:30
the only way they can do it
00:35:32
because people think they can plug ordered gas station and pump for 5 minutes.
00:35:35
But everyone knows,
00:35:36
even on rapid charge, it's going to take an hour for your car to turn.
00:35:41
No, no, I'm
00:35:42
sorry I'm late for work again because the power station was closed
00:35:46
last night and my car and I'm 10 minutes away from work,
00:35:50
got the home charger.
00:35:52
But then again, that's a perfect that's a great time because a battery
00:35:54
that you can pull in and out is a modular system.
00:35:58
Yeah, and that's one of the reason we get a better battery.
00:36:02
We can put that better in our same old car.
00:36:05
But they're going to go, Well, wait a minute,
00:36:07
people will upgrade their entire car and we'll make another frickin $35,000
00:36:10
if we sell a whole car around our new battery.
00:36:13
And we'll just throw that all the rest of the crap in a landfill.
00:36:15
But that's a room for another day.
00:36:17
We're talking about a whole nother service.
00:36:19
That's what they're for.
00:36:20
That's why they're a little bit more weight.
00:36:22
Brady We're talking about type one diabetes.
00:36:26
I know you love
00:36:26
that weird red thing on the one.
00:36:30
I'm trying to find out what to tell myself.
00:36:32
I was going to only open three tabs
00:36:34
and keep pills in the other one, but now I have ten.
00:36:35
So right now what I'm doing is searching.
00:36:37
And I learned there's a little window next door.
00:36:40
There it is.
00:36:40
There's a little square next to the one I'm active on.
00:36:43
So we talked about type one civilizations.
00:36:45
This is cocoons take in instead of playing all video.
00:36:48
I like we're just kind of we're just going to play the tape one section
00:36:51
and then we'll move on to tape two so we can all learn and follow along.
00:36:56
Okay.
00:36:59
Cocoon
00:37:01
We physicists have often wondered where Gary go.
00:37:04
Signs of intelligent life in the galaxy.
00:37:07
Thought you said you were going to watch and learn.
00:37:09
Might they be?
00:37:10
He already wants to be one of these alien
00:37:13
civilizations on the basis of energy, energy consumption.
00:37:17
Plus, he's embarrassed by exactly what he up
00:37:20
with this entire monologue from the whether they control anything.
00:37:24
Correct.
00:37:24
Because they have the energy of a planet
00:37:27
then this tied to the time base.
00:37:30
Well, that was fast.
00:37:31
We're supposed to talk about it.
00:37:33
Come on, Cocoon. The sun.
00:37:35
They basically take the energy from the sun,
00:37:39
the power, their machine weight.
00:37:41
I thought that was type one.
00:37:43
We just said we had to use all the power from the sun.
00:37:45
These physicists can't even agree that's type to be done.
00:37:49
Type two, they can planetary type on these films.
00:37:54
Gary Reaper or oops.
00:37:57
So type one is energy not counting solar power,
00:38:00
because our whole discussion was based on solar power.
00:38:04
You didn't correct us at that moment.
00:38:06
So consent type one is planetary planetary.
00:38:13
So all the power has to be mentioned.
00:38:14
Geothermal power in the solar, in the soil.
00:38:17
It can't it can't be produced from light solar from the planet
00:38:22
because that comes from the sun.
00:38:23
And the solar is number two. No,
00:38:27
no. I told I said
00:38:29
very specifically, harnessing all the power from the sun,
00:38:33
Type two, Type one, harnessing
00:38:35
all the power on a planet that includes
00:38:39
the sun light that reaches the planet, because that is where we get
00:38:44
most of our power.
00:38:45
What I watch star Trek back in the day that I always love.
00:38:48
Difficult to understand.
00:38:50
I always determine the differences.
00:38:51
Once you can go between your planets
00:38:53
in your own solar system, that was basically their first step.
00:38:56
Then you could go to the year around your whole what's the sun called
00:39:01
the you know, you could go from one one solar system to the next.
00:39:04
Was instance the warp drive is what they call it.
00:39:07
But we're not getting ready for a movie.
00:39:09
No, no, no, no, no.
00:39:11
I just don't understand why we're talking about solar.
00:39:13
If that doesn't count.
00:39:15
If not planetary and planetary energy.
00:39:20
Yes, it is.
00:39:21
I don't know if I can sit here and, like, argue with you.
00:39:26
I'm not.
00:39:27
You said you were contradicting what he said.
00:39:30
That's what Brady was trying to get at.
00:39:32
You know what he said?
00:39:33
Because you are so stellar, isn't necessarily sun he's talking about
00:39:37
you start a star I the link
00:39:44
one is like from planet to planet
00:39:46
two is like from sun. Sun
00:39:49
type two parties
00:39:50
are the power of their planet and they use the sun.
00:39:55
They basically take the energy from the sun.
00:39:58
It is just a machine environment, all propaganda, nonsense.
00:40:03
Star Trek physics has been co-opted by Galactic.
00:40:08
They run the galactic hit, they play with black holes.
00:40:11
Sorry, he said Galactic and I don't know the stone traps.
00:40:14
It's pretty races that he only plays with black holes.
00:40:18
I'm ashamed.
00:40:21
Wrong.
00:40:22
The galactic space line.
00:40:23
They play with black holes.
00:40:25
So of the Empire of Empire Strikes Dark side.
00:40:29
I get.
00:40:29
I get what you're saying.
00:40:32
What are we?
00:40:34
We are type zero.
00:40:37
We get our energy from dead plants.
00:40:39
Oil and coal.
00:40:41
That's part of the planet.
00:40:43
Yeah. Yeah, right.
00:40:44
And planetary energy at all.
00:40:47
But what would it take to move between universes to enter a black hole?
00:40:52
To break the light barrier, you would have to reach the energy of type three.
00:40:57
This is because of Planck energy.
00:41:00
The Planck energy is the energy of a black hole
00:41:03
that look like a serious fucking black hole.
00:41:05
There it is the great anus in the universe.
00:41:09
So how long before we can attain
00:41:11
the Planck energy remove between universes?
00:41:14
Well, a minus calculate thousand years.
00:41:19
A hundred thousand
00:41:24
hundred thousand year
00:41:25
you watch on video asshole for I'm going to say for better be 100,000 years
00:41:30
because you watched the video every four years
00:41:34
full of 100,000.
00:41:37
I say never because I'm a
00:41:39
I'm going to I'm going to take my pessimism to a whole nother level.
00:41:42
There's your Jeopardy board.
00:41:44
You know, in four years,
00:41:46
I don't have a I.
00:41:49
What did you wager?
00:41:50
Years or
00:41:53
Sorry about that.
00:41:55
The next question is how do did you wager
00:41:59
the range?
00:42:01
How would you rate your game?
00:42:02
400,000 can't change your wager.
00:42:06
In fact,
00:42:07
Gary would have won if you would have had something to write on.
00:42:10
And Gary's not a winner.
00:42:11
The Wow.
00:42:14
So I will say it is it is interesting because Carl Sagan
00:42:19
agrees with
00:42:24
agrees with Gary and also disagrees with Gary,
00:42:27
because at the same time as that point seven Gary wants to read something
00:42:30
is what he's spouting this Gary knowledge I'm sure
00:42:34
any so he put our civilization right.
00:42:37
This is a knowledge I was bored with.
00:42:39
He fuck you, he put it in your DNA.
00:42:43
We're all born with knowledge.
00:42:45
But he says if we would hit a type one in around 200 years.
00:42:49
And that's exactly what Gary said.
00:42:54
Yeah.
00:42:56
Not only did I watch this video,
00:42:58
so I sent you guys this link.
00:43:01
I don't like watching anything to meet your character.
00:43:04
I like to react I and saying, and I'm reading, saying.
00:43:06
And I told you you were wrong on us being a zero.
00:43:10
We're a point seven.
00:43:11
But the 200 years to being a point one, you're dead nuts.
00:43:16
I think.
00:43:17
I think I could just back me up on the zero.
00:43:21
I'm sorry.
00:43:22
I love cognitive, but Sagan just.
00:43:25
Just just above point seven is part of zero.
00:43:31
What you would would it or wrestling
00:43:33
match character or say you zero in at 0.7.
00:43:37
Keep in mind Sagan's dead was who would win a match a fighting match.
00:43:41
Boxing the guy that's alive.
00:43:44
Yeah.
00:43:44
Of responding to the crowd keep in mind.
00:43:47
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:43:48
One's already dead and one may know karate because he's Asian,
00:43:53
right?
00:43:55
Probably does.
00:43:55
What do you mean?
00:43:56
It mandatory to bump into one.
00:43:59
Let's say that scanning the heavens, we see
00:44:01
evidence of a type two or three civilization.
00:44:05
How would we know?
00:44:07
Well, we've looked.
00:44:09
We've looked for type two because type two civilizations
00:44:12
give off an energy, a characteristic blackbody radiation.
00:44:16
Now we can measure.
00:44:18
So far we find none.
00:44:20
Now, that doesn't mean that there aren't these civilizations out there.
00:44:24
It just means that our devices are so primitive that we have not yet
00:44:28
been able to conclusively show that they exist.
00:44:32
But if they can go fast, it isn't that convenient.
00:44:35
Then it's possible they may have the energy of a wormhole.
00:44:39
And at that point they would be type three.
00:44:42
They would have the
00:44:44
I didn't Planck energy
00:44:46
to create university that the glitch in the matrix.
00:44:49
Oh well what do we got?
00:44:53
We got space porn.
00:44:55
We have full space.
00:44:56
But again hold on like fucking family.
00:45:00
You know, this is the beginning of this.
00:45:01
Slowly there would be type three.
00:45:03
Could be colder than Earth.
00:45:05
I hope so. Or.
00:45:08
Or to move where to go?
00:45:09
Going backwards.
00:45:11
Who? She is loose also.
00:45:16
Here. That's a pencil.
00:45:17
Look in you.
00:45:19
Fuck. Yeah
00:45:22
You end in universe in
00:45:26
You know I like for
00:45:30
in you universe
00:45:32
universe is for you says it all
00:45:38
so I think I just came some or to
00:45:43
queen or to move between create
00:45:48
universes drunk You know what happens
00:45:52
you get drunk you end up on your spaceship in a black dark hole.
00:45:55
Oh, fucking is going to go believe in
00:46:00
intelligent design
00:46:01
ideas or guy man that we had read.
00:46:05
He's a Hitler source nerd.
00:46:08
He is getting old.
00:46:09
Do I bet you he's going to sound like a demon?
00:46:11
You are getting drunk.
00:46:12
The question is how did that was okay
00:46:14
given the fact it could be more than one type of intelligence with speed?
00:46:18
Well, let me give you an example.
00:46:20
I was in a swimming pool with dolphins.
00:46:23
Sensors picked up the squeals and chirps
00:46:27
from the dolphins, and then they ran it through a computer.
00:46:30
They found bingo.
00:46:32
Yes, they bingo.
00:46:35
Yes, they were playing bingo in the pool.
00:46:38
Fucking go Bingo was his name.
00:46:41
I really was able to raise Dolphin intelligence
00:46:46
using computers that look for
00:46:49
an algorithm will do that in outer space.
00:46:52
Now, deep fuck you.
00:46:53
We went over that. If you look at anything long enough,
00:46:56
you can create and find in almost any pattern.
00:46:59
I'm not saying they didn't find it, but I'm saying that maybe,
00:47:03
maybe they are
00:47:04
using that the dolphins aren't intelligent.
00:47:08
I'm saying the intelligence is too broad of a word to be defined
00:47:12
to compare a dolphin and when when you say a dolphins intelligent people,
00:47:17
picture them sitting in frickin kindergarten or first grade,
00:47:21
you know, I no, I don't think they're like they're intelligent for a fish.
00:47:26
And they I've seen the one thing that I've seen with them intelligent.
00:47:30
They get in a circle and they pat their fins together.
00:47:33
They make this dust in the water, not dust.
00:47:36
What would it be?
00:47:36
You know what I'm saying? Please don't make fun of me.
00:47:39
And then when it all gets in a circle,
00:47:41
the fish start jumping over to get out of this little like.
00:47:44
Like this corral they make with the dirt and the other dolphins
00:47:48
sit on the ground, catch them as they jump right in their mouths.
00:47:52
And they didn't used to be able to do that.
00:47:53
Like we what we watch them learn how to do that.
00:47:56
So, yes, in that case, they're very intelligent.
00:48:00
Gary was going to make fun of me
00:48:01
because I said it's a fish, it's actually a mammal.
00:48:03
And I beat you to it.
00:48:04
It's kind of a joke, but boy, I've seen two dolphin shows in my life.
00:48:09
They were heavily reasonable.
00:48:11
So, you know, it was Indiana.
00:48:18
We don't want to hear
00:48:19
about those kind of shows, man.
00:48:23
I think we've seen one deal those show.
00:48:25
It was quite interesting, though,
00:48:27
since you brought it, since you brought it up, two girls, one dolphin now
00:48:30
who has two chicks and it was buddies, whatever.
00:48:35
Hilarious, though, because one one chick is
00:48:38
one end of a double dildo in her and the other chick is another end of a
00:48:42
double deal.
00:48:42
The winner and the one is like,
00:48:45
I don't know, she seems to be enjoying it, but like, kind of couldn't
00:48:48
take it as much.
00:48:48
She looked like she was slightly in it.
00:48:51
She was enjoying it, but no, slightly not as much.
00:48:53
And somebody yells, Could you take a dick?
00:48:57
I had this on video with an old phone.
00:49:00
You weren't supposed to film that.
00:49:01
I kind of had a my flip phone in the camera just poking out right here.
00:49:05
And I had the fucking video of it and I lost it obviously due to technology
00:49:09
and phones. But she.
00:49:11
Wow. So she's taking a double
00:49:13
from another chick and she goes, I'm a virgin.
00:49:17
In response to him saying, Can't you take a dick?
00:49:22
Hilarious. Wow.
00:49:24
Great.
00:49:25
Okay, so we've come off the rails back to dolphins.
00:49:30
Why did they bring that up?
00:49:31
You're going to
00:49:33
call in five, eight, 603.
00:49:36
That number is 586 dolphins, three rats, three.
00:49:40
Did you have two dolphin stories?
00:49:44
No, just the
00:49:46
the dolphins of the
00:49:48
I believe it was Indiana State or the Indiana Zoo.
00:49:52
They just they just they get fed fish.
00:49:54
They're like dogs.
00:49:55
It's like if you give them a treat, they'll do whatever the fuck you want.
00:49:57
They're smart, but they're only so smart, you know,
00:50:02
conditioning it seems like they've got way more brain than they need.
00:50:08
Yes, I no.
00:50:12
What do you mean by that?
00:50:12
I guess. Look,
00:50:14
I don't mean to challenge your brain.
00:50:16
It's human size.
00:50:18
No, no, no, it's not.
00:50:20
The brain is very big.
00:50:21
They're very big for further.
00:50:24
I'm not being their size.
00:50:26
They're like the size of us, technically, except they weigh probably.
00:50:28
Maybe on average,
00:50:31
you know, £100 more.
00:50:32
They're like two £300 fish.
00:50:34
They're not like
00:50:36
mammal.
00:50:40
They are a mammal.
00:50:42
All right.
00:50:42
I'd say it's slightly bigger than the weight,
00:50:47
slightly bigger than
00:50:50
four times out of a sea.
00:50:51
Gary, you said you were trying to break.
00:50:54
Our brain is four times bigger than a chimpanzee.
00:50:56
The masses you call the chimpanzee?
00:50:59
Yeah. We're super smart monkeys.
00:51:02
Four times as smart, but really smart monkeys show through Wikipedia.
00:51:06
Source I and I think that kind of growth is exponential.
00:51:11
I think four times is like 400 times you prefer pictures.
00:51:16
So what alien species you think fuck the fish and you know, what do you think?
00:51:21
There's like a
00:51:23
what is that better chance?
00:51:25
Is there a stone dolphin three
00:51:30
there?
00:51:32
No, that would explain why it's not a fish.
00:51:34
In one universe, there is worse murder than fish.
00:51:38
Whales are more open. How?
00:51:40
How do we know the extent of experimentation?
00:51:44
What do you mean?
00:51:45
How do we know that it's smart or how do you keep a fish from smelling?
00:51:49
You know, that's just being able to program, in my opinion,
00:51:53
a cause and effect situations.
00:51:55
There's such a smart zone
00:51:56
that they can actually be stealth, stupid and just not be bothered.
00:52:00
And that's the smartest you could ever be.
00:52:02
No, I think you put a salmon in a fucking.
00:52:06
But you can't train a salmon.
00:52:07
You can train a dolphin.
00:52:08
I've heard I've heard somebody say fish don't feel pain.
00:52:11
They don't they don't have nerve endings.
00:52:13
You don't need you
00:52:16
being serious.
00:52:17
I'm not being an asshole.
00:52:18
So we we dissected them and we really know that they don't have nerve endings.
00:52:21
We've just dissected fish plenty of times.
00:52:23
Yes, I haven't yet.
00:52:26
I think the frog expected a frog once.
00:52:29
I didn't learn anything except that it smelled like the little mini feed and
00:52:36
something I.
00:52:39
Sorry, Kirk.
00:52:41
Although we, uh.
00:52:44
Yes, we have decided they have nerve endings.
00:52:46
They don't have a nervous system.
00:52:49
Maybe they were like, Really? We. They feel a different way.
00:52:51
Just like through empathy in their brain.
00:52:55
We don't know. They know.
00:52:56
They don't really feel anything at all.
00:52:57
That's why it's a pity fish, because they don't have any feelings.
00:52:59
Some reason we do.
00:53:00
Dolphin do dolphins have nerve ending mammals.
00:53:03
So. So yeah again I'm yes, biology is not my forte.
00:53:09
I'm sure there's people that are
00:53:11
I'm just asking for them.
00:53:13
The fish show.
00:53:14
So just so if you have nerve endings, are you automatically smarter
00:53:17
than if you don't smarter than a fifth grader?
00:53:21
I would say yes, because you would learn more by calls in the effect.
00:53:25
Yeah, sure.
00:53:27
There's a picture to that.
00:53:29
I'm pointing at my screen.
00:53:30
You can't see me pointing with the dolphin
00:53:32
that the dolphin brain in the human brain using the mouse.
00:53:35
That's I switched to that immediately as I realized.
00:53:38
Thank you for that.
00:53:38
I thought they said the dolphin brain was bigger than the human.
00:53:42
It looks less complex, too.
00:53:45
Well, if you look at the tinier
00:53:46
it is more well, there's like different sections of it.
00:53:50
So I'm so zoomed in, I can't.
00:53:52
It looks more sectional.
00:53:53
This is just the advent of the frontal lobe being more advanced.
00:53:57
Figure
00:54:00
we'll see.
00:54:00
Just having a
00:54:01
frontal lobe doesn't matter if the frontal lobe isn't fully developed.
00:54:04
Is every single brain based off the same type of structuring?
00:54:11
What if that's all the being is? And the body's
00:54:13
just a little like Mechwarrior thing that carries that being around?
00:54:16
Yeah, I I've in several times equated things to robots and technology
00:54:20
when it comes to human human how we work mechanically and we go off
00:54:25
electrical impulses we've got storage capacity
00:54:28
when it comes to memory and systems that automatically they're automated.
00:54:33
We, we have automated systems in our bodies
00:54:35
that are just we're looking at the aliens named Earth right now, and they've built
00:54:39
bodies around them to adapt to their surroundings potentially.
00:54:42
I mean, that's kind of where when it comes to future civilizations and them
00:54:46
claiming that we're just going to be kind of
00:54:48
like a Java blob type thing because we don't need a body necessarily.
00:54:53
We interact with everything brain, brain wise, the singularity,
00:54:59
I guess, old journey, pneumonic type shit.
00:55:04
You're like,
00:55:05
Did you fall asleep with your eyes open?
00:55:10
I like how you didn't respond
00:55:14
because he's asleep.
00:55:16
It's one of the two of the two questions you can't answer.
00:55:18
Are you sleeping?
00:55:19
Are you dead?
00:55:20
I mean, you can't say yes to draw.
00:55:22
Are you drinking?
00:55:24
Are you drinking the Snoop Dogg drink?
00:55:26
Whatever it was that other drink you just put down.
00:55:29
I saw you drinking something that I forgot to add.
00:55:30
One sip of this left, which is a pretty good beverage.
00:55:34
But I have some of my new beloved
00:55:37
19 crimes, which is a very good.
00:55:39
Why in the fucking bloody hell don't we have any sponsors yet we can get?
00:55:44
I told you we can get a bluechew sponsor.
00:55:47
Anyone can buy me.
00:55:48
I mean, all this free stuff we give, somebody should reach out, man.
00:55:53
Exactly.
00:55:54
I think maybe I'm sure somebody that knows Snoop is Easy Draw or Sony
00:55:59
Chris Productions might might reach out because you guys shut them out.
00:56:03
Funny to
00:56:06
yeah that's a pretty cool
00:56:10
let's have no one song of the day that's a cool space shirt you got there.
00:56:14
Do you want to spray?
00:56:16
It makes me mad because it's blocking out.
00:56:17
But no, this is a again, my boy, Tom Dylan
00:56:22
to the Stars Academy of Arts and Science,
00:56:25
which is
00:56:27
I've got guys invested early investor and it's really nothing at all.
00:56:30
I only dumped 500 bucks in there, but
00:56:33
I don't know. They're messing around with stuff.
00:56:35
I haven't heard much about their situation since
00:56:39
really being an investor. But
00:56:42
I do invest in a lot of different space avenues because that is
00:56:47
the not only the final frontier, it is the next frontier of technology.
00:56:52
It is if you invest in a space company today, you potentially
00:56:55
could be investing in the apple of tomorrow.
00:57:00
Fruit
00:57:01
companies that I like.
00:57:02
I was almost going to wear
00:57:03
my red wire shirt or not my runway or my rocket lab shirt.
00:57:07
Rocket lab is what I would say.
00:57:09
It's the it's a public company.
00:57:12
It's the most
00:57:15
top tier public company behind.
00:57:18
Space X space X is private, Rocket Lab is public.
00:57:24
And they even recently had a failure of a rocket.
00:57:27
It wasn't that big of a deal, but the failure of a rocket
00:57:30
took down Virgin orbit, which is Virgin Galactic's sister company.
00:57:34
They actually split Virgin orbit actually split off of Virgin Galactic just in case
00:57:38
something like that would happen.
00:57:40
It wouldn't take down both companies.
00:57:42
But I am still investigating Virgin Galactic
00:57:45
seven
00:57:47
and I am invested
00:57:48
in red wire, which is a do in space manufacturing.
00:57:52
They actually printed the first ever meniscus, knee, meniscus in space.
00:57:56
And the whole point of doing this is the aspect of having
00:58:02
zero or
00:58:03
not as many imperfections in the growth of these cells
00:58:07
and actually grew and sold the first ever space grown crystal
00:58:12
to a university for them to study it and shit like that.
00:58:16
But it's you have zero.
00:58:21
I'm a welder.
00:58:22
When you weld, you have gases that protect the weld puddle
00:58:25
as it's solidifying because if impurities
00:58:29
get into that puddle, it makes a very shitty weld
00:58:32
doing that type of stuff and printing things
00:58:35
and doing type of growth in space and fucking with things in space.
00:58:39
You have a environ that is free of any impurity
00:58:43
and so you are able to make stuff that's way more quality,
00:58:46
it's more expensive, but hey, I'm willing to invest in it.
00:58:50
So space is pure, more pure.
00:58:53
It can be because there is it's a it's a vacuum.
00:58:57
You got me excited
00:58:58
when you said the one company took down the other rocket company.
00:59:01
I thought you literally took one rocket down with another rocket.
00:59:06
But you meant if the company failed.
00:59:09
Yeah. Yeah. And which one Virgin Orbit did.
00:59:11
And I lost a little bit of money with Virgin orbit, unfortunately,
00:59:14
but I got a crack in their head of their ahead of their time.
00:59:18
And nobody wants to spend that much money to go
00:59:19
be in a little capsule and go yup, their space and then be done.
00:59:22
They really sucked because it was a rocket failure and ended up
00:59:25
crashing their payload, which was a couple, you know, couple
00:59:29
hundred thousand dollars of satellite payload
00:59:32
and it just kind of crippled their shed.
00:59:35
But in the interim rocket lab, which is the second below space X,
00:59:41
and that's not my opinion, that's just fact
00:59:45
they did that.
00:59:47
Steve Bezos No, no, no.
00:59:49
That's Blue Origin, I guess. Okay.
00:59:51
We can say Blue Origin's right. A
00:59:53
publicly traded company that is the best company
00:59:56
you can invest in when it comes to rocketry
01:00:01
blue are Bezos private space, private
01:00:07
Rocket lab is is the top tier that you can invest in.
01:00:12
We are not giving investment information.
01:00:14
I am investment Rocket lab.
01:00:16
I am going fuck yourself.
01:00:18
Okay, maybe.
01:00:19
But we're not.
01:00:20
I'm not an expert.
01:00:21
I can give my advice
01:00:24
and I'm going off of what the trend is In ten years.
01:00:27
The friggin space, the boom, the space business is a three
01:00:33
to 2 to $3 trillion business in ten years.
01:00:37
10 to 15 years.
01:00:38
Okay.
01:00:39
If you can invest in an apple,
01:00:42
you know, in the frickin early nineties,
01:00:45
late eighties early eighties, whatever, seven, whatever the fuck that ship.
01:00:48
But it's the same thing.
01:00:49
So I'm going to play the disclaimer and we're going to get off rumble.
01:00:52
I mean, we're going to stay on Rumble.
01:00:54
We'll get off everywhere else.
01:00:56
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01:00:58
Wants to roll over there.
01:01:01
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Hello, Rumble.
01:03:26
I actually saved
01:03:28
some ammunition in the chamber.
01:03:31
The reason I chose space today
01:03:34
is because everything else
01:03:36
makes all the matter in the universe.
01:03:39
Makes up
01:03:41
less than a 10th
01:03:43
of a percent of what's out there.
01:03:47
99.9% of everything
01:03:50
is just the desolate vacuum of empty space.
01:03:57
Sick your life.
01:04:01
I actually like the stark cold of winter.
01:04:04
It reminds you of the the cruel cold of the universe.
01:04:09
But quantum physics tells us that there are
01:04:12
fields permeating through all of this empty space.
01:04:16
And I wanted to get into zero point energy.
01:04:19
I actually wanted to throw it out there when we were talking about EV cars,
01:04:23
because once we can harness zero point energy,
01:04:26
that's free clean energy forever
01:04:31
and abundant
01:04:32
and look it
01:04:34
up, zero point energy if we can harness it.
01:04:38
Attaboy.
01:04:40
I don't believe in it.
01:04:43
You don't believe in zero point energy?
01:04:45
No, I don't believe that. There's no.
01:04:47
Because that's true.
01:04:49
Georgia has taught us many times that energy only changes.
01:04:52
It does not. You can't create it or get rid of it.
01:04:55
So to see is energy and energy passes.
01:04:59
He passes with the energy.
01:05:00
I don't understand how he identified this energy.
01:05:03
I never said I passed with the energy.
01:05:05
I said my energy is passed along.
01:05:07
Therefore, part of me actually does carry on after I'm dead, regardless of how
01:05:12
you want to paint the fucking subject, whether it'd be a fucking heavenly cloud
01:05:16
or just be a fucking unconscious burst of fucking energy
01:05:19
that goes into some other fucking being or some other or it's
01:05:23
or if it's electricity into a computer, it's heat.
01:05:27
You know, energy never ever is added,
01:05:30
taken away, removed or created.
01:05:33
It's only transferred.
01:05:35
So to
01:05:36
say something zero zero energy doesn't make any sense to me.
01:05:41
Also to say the point is to say
01:05:44
that space is filled with nothing also makes zero sense to me either.
01:05:48
But what is what is creating the energy that we're harnessing at zero energy?
01:05:52
I don't know.
01:05:52
Maybe I don't know what that is.
01:05:53
And sorry, I was pushing buttons.
01:05:55
I wasn't totally listening to what you said.
01:05:58
I'm pushing.
01:05:59
That's what we knew what he was saying, but I will watch it in the show.
01:06:03
I haven't started watching the show.
01:06:06
So dress Brady
01:06:10
it doesn't is gorgeous.
01:06:12
Dark matter is as closely associated with it.
01:06:16
They also call it dark energy.
01:06:20
Use the force loop.
01:06:22
So but isn't dark energy already in existing energy then?
01:06:26
Yes. Well, then where's the zero point come from?
01:06:29
Cause it's negative than zero,
01:06:32
but more negative than that
01:06:38
you to
01:06:40
more negative.
01:06:41
It's more negative.
01:06:43
It's it's B
01:06:44
I have to understand the question because I have to understand the question.
01:06:48
You can't just it can't be incoherent nonsense.
01:06:52
It's ridiculous.
01:06:54
What I said in my when I heard my head is it's beyond zero or it's negative
01:06:58
and it came out, it's oh, yeah, it's
01:07:01
push it all the other okay sort of I got so
01:07:06
I want to draw is owned by gas and it's going to be called incoherent nonsense
01:07:10
just because something's negative that's still classified
01:07:14
as energy.
01:07:17
I'm not sure how negative energy or dark matter works.
01:07:20
It's the absence of it.
01:07:22
So now I can explain the dark matter thing.
01:07:24
It's the absence of there's no absence of of of space, right?
01:07:29
There has to be something taking this void up that's in front of me,
01:07:33
in and around my hands, moving in and around it.
01:07:36
There is a negative presence that is non-visible,
01:07:40
which it's really just a human perspective is really what it is.
01:07:44
It's it's universally visible, but it's an action for every counteraction.
01:07:49
I guess you could kind of put it. It's a matter for every
01:07:53
It's an anti matter for every matter.
01:07:54
There's got to be something to fill the space.
01:07:56
There's not nothing in the space that we between me and the computer screen,
01:08:02
it looks like there's nothing there, but there's there's a lot of shit there.
01:08:06
And we've theoretically found this
01:08:08
or we found the Higgs boson particle, correct? Yes.
01:08:12
No, we're not theory.
01:08:13
Theoretically, we think we really came together that
01:08:16
the thing we've slammed together, the
01:08:19
I don't know why you're staring again and just not having it.
01:08:22
And isn't that the discovery of the Higgs field?
01:08:25
Yes, he knows about this stuff.
01:08:27
So I kind of agree to explain it, because he probably knows more of the scientist.
01:08:31
How did we discover that we the hydrogen, the Mandela effect machine,
01:08:37
the collider particle collider.
01:08:39
Okay.
01:08:40
I'm Hadron Collider are building a new one somewhere else.
01:08:43
It's way larger.
01:08:45
But but, but it's supposed to be a 100 kilometer,
01:08:49
but it's not going to pay for it.
01:08:53
That's the energy that we can't hit until the red light on
01:08:57
that thing takes a lot energy. Yeah.
01:09:00
To make that tiny hot spot.
01:09:03
So it's irrelevant to it's not
01:09:06
I mean, when you figure out you're turning it or important,
01:09:10
super duper important way, did you just say I'm turning into easy?
01:09:14
Because I don't know what that meant,
01:09:15
but for one reason or another, I don't like it one bit, you know,
01:09:19
easy run, easy is great.
01:09:21
The problem was Gary and I were doing one of these
01:09:22
these conversations on the golf course and easy.
01:09:25
It was just like, yeah, never.
01:09:27
And we're like, well, does it matter? And he's like, No, no.
01:09:29
I'm like, we're playing golf.
01:09:31
I mean, I didn't mean like, existentially.
01:09:33
I just meant if, if we have to create ten times the power to smash one little thing
01:09:37
that we're somehow going to create energy or what I'm interpreting
01:09:41
from Gary, unlimited energy from this one black particle.
01:09:44
So when so why bother if we if we create so much energy, create
01:09:48
that one where we can harness that power, we can maybe create
01:09:53
this dark energy out in space somewhere where we don't have to slam
01:09:56
it together to get it.
01:09:56
So what happens when they slam the particles into each other?
01:10:00
And that's how the Mandela effect conjures up riffs and black holes and
01:10:06
a black hole.
01:10:07
I've seen Big Bang Theory where they smash when they smash the particles
01:10:11
into each other, not every time, but
01:10:14
there is a
01:10:16
small black hole that exists for a fraction of a second,
01:10:19
and that is what they are studying when they do that type of shit.
01:10:25
Have you ever seen the sky above Switzerland?
01:10:27
When they've got that thing running?
01:10:29
Now it gets spooky. Really?
01:10:32
No way. Yeah.
01:10:34
Yeah.
01:10:35
I look it up like Ghostbusters.
01:10:37
Like Ghostbusters, New York.
01:10:39
Spooky people want to point to Sky Skybox or the UFO phenomenon and then.
01:10:45
Yeah, attracted a nuclear phenomenon.
01:10:47
Maybe it's like maybe it's black hole phenomenon and they're
01:10:50
going to asshole though.
01:10:51
If I see these, I won't believe it unless I go there because I think
01:10:54
somebody made the photos or even my camera at the concert. They
01:11:00
let in demons, all sorts of nonsense.
01:11:02
It's only getting worse, my man, when it comes just to take your camera
01:11:06
and pointed at the night.
01:11:07
And it makes all kinds of
01:11:09
pointed at the night to night, even
01:11:13
low light filter will come up with stuff that is unbelievable.
01:11:16
Oh, just the weird particulate.
01:11:17
Yeah, it was never heard that.
01:11:20
It's the fucking piece of dust, you moron.
01:11:24
Just got that fucking bright when it got close to the lens.
01:11:27
It's like it's in orbit.
01:11:28
It's like, No, it's a fucking dust. You.
01:11:32
So that's just a bunch of stars.
01:11:33
I'm not even sure on that one.
01:11:35
I don't see any anomaly.
01:11:36
The photos of
01:11:39
something over CERN, they must
01:11:42
Donovan described.
01:11:43
Oh, yeah,
01:11:45
I've seen that buried you.
01:11:51
Terrible drawing of it.
01:11:52
But I heard the Amazon, like the better.
01:11:58
Oh, speaking of the triangle, I added some things
01:12:03
where now it's been 1234.
01:12:07
One, two, three, four.
01:12:08
Isn't that like, all right, like things fit like that.
01:12:11
They did split, but I didn't fix that.
01:12:13
I'm trying to be peaceful here.
01:12:15
Loving.
01:12:15
I'm going to just leave it small screen because I want to be able to.
01:12:19
Oh, good. Yeah.
01:12:20
So what's year there?
01:12:27
You're swastikas backwards?
01:12:29
I don't know. Yeah, you would know.
01:12:31
Oh, no way.
01:12:33
Okay.
01:12:34
I'm tied to civilization.
01:12:36
Really? Oh, the sun.
01:12:39
Yeah.
01:12:40
That's not good at all.
01:12:41
Boy, this is like
01:12:44
the red
01:12:47
wall.
01:12:48
You can tell, like,
01:12:52
Jasmine, those are drawn.
01:12:53
I say balls.
01:12:54
They're together, man.
01:12:57
Dyson Sphere.
01:13:01
Yeah, it's a good vacuum.
01:13:03
Picks up a lot of dog hair everyday.
01:13:06
Oh, the Dyson sphere
01:13:10
just rolls around, you know?
01:13:13
Yeah, No, it's got that weird pivot ball.
01:13:14
It's like you don't make fun of that. I got that vacuum upstairs.
01:13:17
Yeah, All the games got a Dyson.
01:13:21
Yeah, Yeah.
01:13:22
And it's kind of ball.
01:13:24
I just got a Roomba move.
01:13:26
It does A lot of you do?
01:13:27
Yeah.
01:13:28
You know, so you don't have a dog, huh?
01:13:31
No, actually, room was great for dog.
01:13:33
So this is a remote. You know,
01:13:35
we got to look at the room.
01:13:36
A dog is originally bought this Roomba for my mom, and then
01:13:42
there's maybe five years later I bought her a new one
01:13:44
because this one was starting to have issues a little bit.
01:13:47
And so then I just kind of took it
01:13:49
and I replaced some parts in it and it's humming like a beast.
01:13:53
It just it's a dipshit, but it's like a beast, you know, if you just
01:13:57
let it fucking roam around for however long, it'll, it'll get everything.
01:14:02
So this one actually gives the dog here a little better than than the newer one.
01:14:06
The newer one.
01:14:07
It gets kind of clogged a bit easier and it leaves a little
01:14:10
like clumps of the hair around.
01:14:12
But then if it comes back around again
01:14:14
and it'll pick them up, it's it's a brilliant device.
01:14:16
If we let it go in the florals,
01:14:20
Oh, it would pick up dust and then we claim the bin was full.
01:14:23
But keep trying.
01:14:26
I don't want to make
01:14:27
I don't mean to be part of a Roomba
01:14:30
smear, smear campaign, but here we go.
01:14:33
Which one is this? How old is it?
01:14:35
Because they've gotten better with their algorithm technology.
01:14:38
It's the iRobot. It's not even a Roomba.
01:14:40
Is Or isn't this the Roomba?
01:14:41
Yeah, that's their brand.
01:14:44
So I clean up my own house. I don't.
01:14:46
I don't I don't pay rent.
01:14:47
Which model is? This? I've seen all the movies.
01:14:49
I'm not contributing to the robot takeover.
01:14:52
Look, guess what?
01:14:54
It ain't going to be perfect
01:14:57
in time.
01:14:57
I kick.
01:14:58
I kick it all the time and ends up in the same fucking corner.
01:15:00
And I got it. Don't piss it off.
01:15:02
Please don't piss it off.
01:15:03
I just grab it and I throw in a different area and eventually
01:15:06
it back itself like who gives a fuck if it ends up in the same area 15 times?
01:15:11
This is going to vacuum that area better.
01:15:14
Eventually it'll get everywhere
01:15:17
and guess what you're doing?
01:15:18
You're just fucking doing nothing.
01:15:19
You're doing something else rather than sitting there vacuuming, vacuuming.
01:15:22
Sure, you could do it more efficient if you did it manually.
01:15:25
It's going to take less time.
01:15:27
If you did it manually.
01:15:28
The Roomba, that little the little side, little, little side
01:15:32
fucking little brush gimmick. Look,
01:15:35
look at the video that's doing it how good it's going to go over rhythms
01:15:38
the algorithms and the everything you're saying is absolutely true.
01:15:42
But it doesn't take away the fact that robots are going to take over the world.
01:15:47
Oh, is that what you're saying?
01:15:49
Especially look.
01:15:50
So now what if you care about we are organic robots?
01:15:53
What if we take that iRobot and we put blades on it?
01:15:57
Yeah. Fucking Battlebots. I love that shit.
01:15:59
So you're going. No, no, no.
01:16:02
This is just the Battlebots.
01:16:05
Oh, Battlebots Roll the clip, Brady.
01:16:08
I mean, they're not that great.
01:16:10
I have Battlebots Well, I don't know.
01:16:11
I don't either, but I love how I even use a single ounce of my content.
01:16:14
And this is just fucking flowing nice
01:16:20
nuts.
01:16:20
All right, we'll fix it in post. Oh, the mowing one.
01:16:22
Yeah, those are interesting.
01:16:24
That's. Yeah, you know what I mean?
01:16:27
Even if there's a one a thousand chance that it's going to fuck up, this one
01:16:30
apparently is going to eat a phone or something, but
01:16:33
Oh my
01:16:35
God. Beepers or beepers
01:16:38
over a beeper with a lawnmower.
01:16:40
Thank you, Bill.
01:16:41
People.
01:16:44
I didn't see it do anything.
01:16:45
It says The truck says it destroyed a $45,000 phone.
01:16:49
But I don't believe there's such a thing as a 45,000.
01:16:53
I now about $500 sure as hell got me to click on it, though.
01:16:58
$4.500.
01:16:59
Yeah, it worked.
01:17:01
Oh, and I just closed the video and I did that.
01:17:03
And, uh, you're fired. You fly.
01:17:06
All right. It's not all right.
01:17:10
You already ranted about the sun.
01:17:11
Then you're not going to rant about that was just a free spin.
01:17:16
Yeah.
01:17:16
I mean, I just think
01:17:21
that's the type, too.
01:17:23
We've covered it.
01:17:25
You debate the sun in general.
01:17:27
It's game on. Sun in general.
01:17:30
Okay? Sun's in general.
01:17:32
Their star is right now playing it from Do a lot of them, Some of them don't.
01:17:36
There's planets that don't revolve around suns.
01:17:39
We are governed our existence by our sun or how long it takes.
01:17:44
The Andromeda Galaxy to crash finished crashing into us.
01:17:49
So we're fucked either way.
01:17:52
So I don't know.
01:17:53
What's your opinion on the longevity of the Sun versus,
01:17:57
I don't know, other death, other human
01:17:59
extinction?
01:18:02
The milk drama
01:18:04
combined galaxy
01:18:07
and when you think about
01:18:09
two galaxies colliding, you're not actually talking about stars.
01:18:12
Are planets colliding because they're so far space.
01:18:15
The part that they're not going to actually touch, but the gravity
01:18:21
is going to be certain.
01:18:27
There's not going to be any asteroidal planets here.
01:18:30
Mitch Nah, nah.
01:18:32
They're worried about the Kuiper Belt, the whole other galaxies
01:18:35
to get crashing into was a very small chance.
01:18:39
Um, chance they not.
01:18:40
You're not really crazy about the scale of things.
01:18:42
And like, there are vast spaces between stuff.
01:18:46
We're
01:18:48
colliding very slim here.
01:18:50
We're still not thinking about it.
01:18:52
It's about shit hitting us.
01:18:54
It hits us on a daily basis. Worlds collide.
01:18:57
It's just small.
01:18:58
My Seinfeld reference.
01:19:01
If we had a whole every episode colliding,
01:19:05
we're not going to perfectly just meld in each other.
01:19:10
It's going to be this. No, no.
01:19:11
We have a lot of gravitational effects of wanted terrorists apart.
01:19:17
There will be oceans.
01:19:19
Wait, first you said there won't be any collisions,
01:19:21
and now you've said there won't be many
01:19:26
minor, minor collisions.
01:19:27
Isn't that how minor or minor?
01:19:29
Minor, Isn't it kind of how we picked up the move,
01:19:31
Some kind of a chaotic event and it was like here in our area and mean
01:19:34
remember being real.
01:19:36
Yeah, but here is what
01:19:40
you won't it eventually
01:19:44
us or is it going away?
01:19:45
Do we know
01:19:47
the orbit is decaying So.
01:19:50
So it will crash in?
01:19:52
No, I love the show.
01:19:54
No, I'm saying I said it before.
01:19:56
I'm very confused and skeptical of the fact
01:20:01
that the moon phase, it's also not not even the landing.
01:20:05
It's the whole moon is fake. No, it us.
01:20:08
It's the same face facing the earth at all times.
01:20:10
Faces us all the time.
01:20:13
We went over it because it's chipped off of us.
01:20:15
It's a beautiful synchronicity.
01:20:17
Trillions facing the other way all the time too.
01:20:20
What are the odds? The moon is part of Earth
01:20:24
is part of all that.
01:20:25
Gary, Gary.
01:20:27
All fair piece, all fairness.
01:20:30
Australia is touching the earth and the moon isn't.
01:20:32
So you don't use that as an argument against me.
01:20:35
I understand what you say.
01:20:36
It used to be part of it, but it isn't anymore if
01:20:41
Australia is still Australia.
01:20:43
And what and what changed its motion in such a way that it's free?
01:20:49
The side facing us wouldn't be facing us at any point in a giant fucking.
01:20:53
We collided with something and a piece of us
01:20:56
broke off
01:21:00
and it became
01:21:03
the same exact revolution.
01:21:04
What would cause it to do that?
01:21:06
Millions of years of orbit we went over that it not millions of years of orbit.
01:21:11
It wasn't necessarily facing us the entire time.
01:21:17
Or it could have been.
01:21:18
It has.
01:21:20
I don't think so. It just happened.
01:21:22
And it it's rare.
01:21:23
It is super rare.
01:21:24
But I do know that one of the possibilities is and that's what happened.
01:21:27
I would agree more with what Brady is saying is where we just happen to
01:21:31
live in a area where this face is facing us at all times.
01:21:35
But given, you know, a couple thousand couple,
01:21:38
it would only take a time to civilization
01:21:41
to make a fake moon.
01:21:47
So maybe a type two civilization came along
01:21:50
and gave us our moon, or possibly perhaps,
01:21:56
possibly, perhaps T-shirts,
01:21:59
T-shirts in the area that killed everyone off.
01:22:02
Maybe it was friggin solar flare.
01:22:05
And that knocked out technology and everyone
01:22:08
died.
01:22:11
Oh, yeah.
01:22:11
I mean, how hard would it be to find something that would be floating in space
01:22:15
that just was supposed to be somewhere and just kind of broke off
01:22:19
like some type of spaceship or something?
01:22:21
I mean, are the corals going back to saying in the record that they spat out
01:22:26
Elon Musk's fucking Tesla, that he shot out in space?
01:22:30
Some of the probes that we shot out, we fucking throw in a thrown
01:22:33
a grain of sand, a pink grain of sand into a fucking beach,
01:22:37
and then raking all the fucking sand up and going they go find that grain of sand.
01:22:42
I mean
01:22:45
you know what I mean.
01:22:45
Like,
01:22:47
yeah, there could be some weird shit
01:22:49
that happened that just, you know,
01:22:52
it could be right underneath our nose that there was
01:22:54
a huge advanced civilization right here prior to.
01:22:59
So all the stuff that you said, you mentioned satellites, all the satellites
01:23:03
that they also always face the same way to Earth.
01:23:07
Well, there are satellite out there.
01:23:09
They're artificially put.
01:23:10
The moon is definitely classified as a satellite.
01:23:13
Satellite? Thank you.
01:23:15
Technically, yes.
01:23:16
No, in the realm that with the moon,
01:23:20
the earth, and I think it was around before the manmade ones.
01:23:25
If you're if you ask me.
01:23:26
Asking me correct. Sure.
01:23:29
But when we think of terms
01:23:30
of satellite, your common person, you're talking about a manmade object.
01:23:34
But I'm saying they they exhibit the same phenomenon.
01:23:37
Were they the same face the earth all the time?
01:23:40
From the time they're out there, they're
01:23:43
they're beaming things back to Earth.
01:23:45
But they're not that once they're put there in their face,
01:23:48
they stay that way.
01:23:49
They're not like little air things, you know, little thrusters that are
01:23:52
in freefall. It's it's the whole. But
01:23:57
they exhibit the same the same kind of though maybe,
01:24:00
you know, there's a movie moon even rotating at all.
01:24:04
Is the earth bigger than it is the time every every revolution
01:24:08
was not in relative nature of of yeah.
01:24:13
Worth
01:24:15
Yes it is it's exactly rotating and rotating
01:24:19
with every revolution know that's what state or not
01:24:23
doing this with my hand I'm going like this this is a rotating
01:24:28
robot. That's.
01:24:29
That's what it's doing.
01:24:30
No, this is rotating.
01:24:32
Your hand is rotating with every revolution is rotating.
01:24:35
This is rotating around the sun.
01:24:37
Like that's a clearly you guys need to establish
01:24:40
the orientation you're referring to is an axis rotation.
01:24:44
Thank you.
01:24:44
That's a that's a four or a
01:24:48
orbit rotation.
01:24:49
It's both if you looking at it relative to what its axis.
01:24:53
Right. Relative to
01:24:56
the moon.
01:24:56
Relative to the moon is rotating.
01:24:59
But that's only because it's going around.
01:25:03
I wish I had a moon here.
01:25:04
I do. It's upstairs.
01:25:06
Yeah. You're following me as well.
01:25:07
I don't have it at the moment.
01:25:08
Another one. Yeah.
01:25:10
That's just
01:25:13
better than two weeks.
01:25:16
No, I boosted it.
01:25:17
It took like days now.
01:25:19
Oh, hours even. Okay.
01:25:22
I updated my software.
01:25:24
That's all it takes to boost is software that all took.
01:25:27
Everything was all restricted just by the software.
01:25:29
I open it up, took off all the safety things and let it roll.
01:25:33
Now I may be having to chase the change
01:25:34
the belts and shoot a lot faster or a lot more often.
01:25:38
But to me that's like the cost of a speeding ticket
01:25:40
all the time I saved in my life It's worth it
01:25:44
to see my belt
01:25:46
lose my belt.
01:25:48
I'm scared.
01:25:49
The reason why it's off center is because it tuck into the gene things perfectly.
01:25:55
I usually don't tuck my shirt in.
01:25:58
I don't know the buckle, the center of the crotch area.
01:26:02
It was like offset.
01:26:03
Do you do that to keep the keep the excess?
01:26:08
Hmm. Yeah, sure.
01:26:10
There you go. Yeah.
01:26:11
That looks way better.
01:26:13
You can you see my people?
01:26:16
You got to suck stuff to work some thermal noise.
01:26:19
Pee wee wee jibber.
01:26:20
I like to jibber them on the inside.
01:26:22
Do you like to play with stuffed animal jibber on my dirt floors?
01:26:27
Finally go home on the fucking trigger.
01:26:30
What is that? TV?
01:26:31
Holy shit.
01:26:33
Wow, that's great.
01:26:36
I don't even know what I'm asking for.
01:26:38
But Brady.
01:26:41
Yeah, you got some really good.
01:26:43
I've been working out
01:26:45
for Georgia.
01:26:48
Okay, I want you to consider that the thing.
01:26:53
It's your foil out there.
01:26:54
We made it, Brady.
01:26:57
Same here.
01:27:02
So it just got to be something better.
01:27:11
Not want to play with that more.
01:27:14
So I got a super.
01:27:17
We know what she's going to do. So.
01:27:23
But she's Asian.
01:27:24
I can tell by her hands that she's Asian.
01:27:28
Don't tell me how I know that.
01:27:35
Why isn't it playing?
01:27:38
Doesn't appear to be playing.
01:27:42
Should we play?
01:27:44
That's a crying shame.
01:27:47
I guess I'll go back to this.
01:28:17
This is the important part.
01:28:27
Let's be more.
01:28:28
Yeah.
01:28:37
It's almost magical,
01:28:40
isn't.
01:28:45
I think it's pretty cool the way the moon actually,
01:28:48
you know, stands with the rubber band.
01:28:51
I've never actually seen that
01:28:52
rubber band out in space.
01:29:02
Are the window up? No.
01:29:03
When other window never open the light.
01:29:06
If the moon.
01:29:09
The moon.
01:29:10
I just don't understand how the moon has different phases.
01:29:13
It is frickin it's not always in the same position.
01:29:15
It's not like
01:29:16
it's on the same fucking rotation yet it's still facing us at the same time.
01:29:20
It's it's kind of it's,
01:29:23
you know, lack of a better way of explaining it.
01:29:25
It's, it's we're here and it's doing like
01:29:29
it's not like it's, you know, kind of
01:29:32
ebb and flow and it's not directly like
01:29:35
in the same fucking spot, like perfectly around us the entire fucking time.
01:29:39
It's moving up and up a little bit.
01:29:41
It has a angular
01:29:44
approach to its unless it's just us that has the angular momentum and it is flat.
01:29:49
Unless I'm just being an author,
01:29:53
I guess that counts because
01:29:55
I just do a show about flat-earthers.
01:29:58
No, I just said I'm just.
01:29:58
The earth are very odd on Earther.
01:30:01
I believe that that sounds more like that marginal ism or whatever the fuck.
01:30:05
We talked about your last week.
01:30:07
I Believe in Earth.
01:30:09
I'm an earth denier.
01:30:11
Yeah,
01:30:13
well, take five.
01:30:15
What's type five or.
01:30:16
Or that is a no brainer.
01:30:20
If you know Earth or
01:30:28
just.
01:30:30
Oh, okay, let's let's go off topic. I,
01:30:34
I was just burning leaves this week Brady what did you do this week?
01:30:38
Did you go to two heavy metal shows.
01:30:41
Yeah. Let's see that stage looks like and sweet.
01:30:43
And the first band that was on really did look on the second man That was a
01:30:48
we had a good time.
01:30:49
I felt although there are two two concerts
01:30:54
seven 8 hours worth of heavy metal sounds great on paper
01:30:58
but I,
01:30:59
I just went in there and just total was like four hour 4 hours Friday
01:31:03
4 hours of sun it was two different concerts, two totally different concerts.
01:31:08
Metallica put on
01:31:11
two different shows. So
01:31:13
Van Halen's Kid opened and Pantera on Friday night.
01:31:16
Then Metallica played 2 hours.
01:31:18
They played a completely different set on Sunday night and
01:31:21
I finger Death Punch and I keep getting the name wrong.
01:31:25
Sorry Band I Ice nine kills nine inch kills, something like that.
01:31:30
Oh, they're like a band that does what they do.
01:31:33
Horror movies, videos But like with really raunchy electric
01:31:38
metal music, I didn't really get into it, so I didn't see them.
01:31:42
But Metallica played on all the old shit, a lot of new shit.
01:31:46
It was good and well, Pantera was by far my favorite.
01:31:49
I, I love Pantera.
01:31:52
Now, Phil Anselmo, he's older than me, but got pipes.
01:31:56
But Dimebag Darrell is dead.
01:31:59
He is? Yeah.
01:32:00
So Pantera played their last concert, August I don't know, I'll just say 26
01:32:05
late, late August and then 911 here, 2001 and then 911 hit it.
01:32:11
And I don't know why we shut down, out of respect
01:32:16
the whole world, like shut down, and they canceled their September shows.
01:32:19
Then it turned out they canceled their October.
01:32:21
They canceled the rest of the year, then die like you just said.
01:32:24
Dimebag got shot in a bar and they never played again.
01:32:27
Yeah, the band that the actual original four members never played again
01:32:31
after that. That August.
01:32:32
It'd be weird playing your last show.
01:32:34
Not even knowing it was your last show or seeing that show.
01:32:36
Not even because, you know, farewell shows were kind of corny.
01:32:39
This was just a regular run of the mill Pantera show, ended up being their
01:32:42
last show ever on Earth.
01:32:44
Now they're in space.
01:32:45
So as long as it's true Anselmo singing, that's
01:32:48
they can do cemetery gates and the sound was there.
01:32:52
Yeah you're not going to hear
01:32:53
I'm going to make new music, but you can find someone that can mimic the guitar.
01:32:57
Yeah, they're not. They're not right now.
01:32:59
I saw I saw Cowboys from Hell
01:33:02
at the Fox Theater and I saw vulgar display of power
01:33:05
at the palace well, run hills, so I might have those reversed.
01:33:09
Let me correct you there, because they never played the Fox Theater,
01:33:11
but they did play in state theater right next door.
01:33:14
State theater.
01:33:15
That's okay. Yeah.
01:33:16
Yeah. I told you I want to have it mixed up.
01:33:18
There was a song that was the 8990 they bought.
01:33:23
They played Detroit a lot.
01:33:25
They played Harpo's, they played the state theater,
01:33:28
they played the Palace, they played Pye Knob.
01:33:31
So the two I saw back in the day, energy, music theaters there.
01:33:35
Yeah, but it's backed called by now.
01:33:36
I'm going to call it music theater now.
01:33:38
It is a great big to total return.
01:33:43
You work for this.
01:33:44
I've said that before this to be honest.
01:33:46
He works for the man.
01:33:47
I've called upon that my entire life.
01:33:49
Yeah, I know everyone's been of by now.
01:33:51
And since they're going to change name back to Pine and fuck them, It's
01:33:54
energy, music, theater. It did.
01:33:56
Yeah. No, they can't. Great.
01:33:58
They changed the name.
01:33:59
They can go fuck themselves and they think they want to play along
01:34:01
with the rest of us by calling it Pineapple again.
01:34:03
No, Dee Dee Energy music theater until the day I fucking die.
01:34:07
I'm pretty sure they love that.
01:34:10
So you're really nice.
01:34:11
You're really. They're Jimmy John's field.
01:34:15
You know what? You can't get a Jimmy John's field.
01:34:17
Jimmy John's sandwiches.
01:34:20
I've always wanted to go there.
01:34:21
I haven't, but I've been there.
01:34:25
I did.
01:34:25
I went to a couple baseball games and I went to an ace race.
01:34:30
They had an ace three. So with Nate,
01:34:33
like four discs, I actually got to me he has about this golf ace freeze
01:34:37
you throw from this and I ace I got an ace.
01:34:41
Jimmy John's.
01:34:43
They've discovered Jimmy. John's
01:34:46
with Jimmy.
01:34:47
I know.
01:34:47
Just go for Jimmy Jones Tiger
01:34:49
They do that and you couldn't get the same or Tiger Stadium Comerica Park.
01:34:53
They do that as a metallica free range.
01:34:56
Oh no.
01:34:56
Doing Metallica jeans the late season they do a driving at Comerica Park.
01:35:00
I haven't done it, but it sounds fun.
01:35:02
You get to hit from the stands.
01:35:07
Oh, that sounds fun.
01:35:08
Yeah. Well, back back to Metallica.
01:35:12
So you went you went to see Metallica for your wife, basically.
01:35:16
And that that's you write about
01:35:20
because you've been there first 4 hours.
01:35:23
Yeah.
01:35:24
First for Metallica is a good heavy
01:35:27
metal band for women because it's like bubble metal.
01:35:31
I put it, I put it in and I've never said it, I've never thought of this.
01:35:35
But yeah, they're the they're the Nickelback of Heavy Metal.
01:35:38
No, that's too harsh.
01:35:39
Yes Yes, is Nickelback is a lot of people love Nickelback.
01:35:43
They're really bad.
01:35:44
But Nickelback didn't build their own following underground back
01:35:49
in the in the Bay Area.
01:35:51
The thing I do, I'm going to say, saying a lot of people like Nickelback here
01:35:55
it went when I was prior to Metallica, was never played on the radio.
01:36:00
They just it wasn't allowed ever
01:36:04
guitar riffs for me.
01:36:05
If anything, it would do more. I kind of guitar riffs.
01:36:08
I hated to think how the singer sang.
01:36:10
So the Black Album changed all that?
01:36:14
Yeah.
01:36:14
See, then when a band tries
01:36:15
to write an album for themselves and make it their big epic,
01:36:20
that's I never.
01:36:22
I mean, there's good songs down there.
01:36:24
Yeah.
01:36:24
And there's something about, yeah, they're not coming.
01:36:27
They clearly sold their soul or whatever it takes, because if another band
01:36:31
were to write the simplicity that they wrote,
01:36:33
they wouldn't have got the I don't I mean, they also work hard.
01:36:36
If you look at their schedule,
01:36:37
they've been touring like every day since they were 18.
01:36:39
If you put in the work like that, even if you're half assed,
01:36:42
you're going to build success, then you just fit a pocket at the time, you know?
01:36:46
And isn't, is it?
01:36:48
Kirk Hammett a poofter?
01:36:50
I'm not sure what that means.
01:36:53
I think they all are.
01:36:55
Lars Especially James James Hetfield.
01:36:58
Married with children.
01:37:00
Yeah.
01:37:00
I just I never get to like,
01:37:06
when they're in, then, you know, when I get forgotten.
01:37:08
Go here. Yeah.
01:37:09
Talk the talk when I talk and I do an interview.
01:37:12
You know, when I sing, we, we, you know, we
01:37:18
and they're like, they're all copying Lemmy from Motorhead.
01:37:21
Honestly, it's weird because you watch the fucking. Oh,
01:37:25
my, my VHS tapes that I've been
01:37:28
transferring to Digital Tom Green, SNL.
01:37:32
It was it Tom Green or The Rock?
01:37:33
We going to go on VHS tape, but the music
01:37:37
from time to time is the wrong.
01:37:40
But I'm a big fan of both.
01:37:42
Yeah,
01:37:43
it's easy to confuse those two.
01:37:47
AC DC was performing and it's just weird to see that
01:37:51
to sing song about that simplicity.
01:37:55
He's putting that out and like, that's like a thing that he decided to do.
01:37:58
Like who sits there?
01:37:59
Like, it worked. Like, I'm not saying it's a bad decision.
01:38:01
I'm just saying who sits there and goes
01:38:03
because he's How long have you seen my hair?
01:38:08
Like, you can see it.
01:38:08
It is like it works though, because they have lived songs 8500.
01:38:14
They feel better.
01:38:14
Exactly the same Prince to your boy.
01:38:18
I know Prince Prince goes up.
01:38:20
Yeah.
01:38:20
Really different. He can write.
01:38:22
He can play.
01:38:22
He wrote for other people.
01:38:24
He plays every instrument.
01:38:26
I'm not comparable to my generation.
01:38:29
Nothing.
01:38:30
Nothing compares to you.
01:38:32
Pharrell. They are literally a prince.
01:38:33
N.E.R.D. Bro.
01:38:35
He did the famous falsetto voice singing,
01:38:40
and he
01:38:40
also did some deep voice punk and
01:38:44
greatest,
01:38:45
huge, just huge student of the game.
01:38:48
You know, keep in mind, I love all three of those.
01:38:50
I love, I love Metallica, AC, DC and Prince.
01:38:53
So, I mean, it's they're different.
01:38:55
It's I don't know
01:38:56
and I don't I don't understand AC, DC or Metallica, but I love it.
01:39:00
Yeah, they've got great
01:39:03
Guns and Roses. Fight Me.
01:39:05
Okay, Thank you. I like that. Yeah.
01:39:07
Where do you live? I'll fight you right now.
01:39:09
I like that.
01:39:10
Okay. I hate them. Guns N Roses.
01:39:13
Maybe if you're Rock band of all time by by definition
01:39:17
of like trashing hotel rooms and never showing up
01:39:19
and making the fans riot and never making people happy.
01:39:22
And I mean, that's making one
01:39:26
who has a strong
01:39:28
no honorable mention for Motley Crue.
01:39:31
But man, Guns N Roses owns it.
01:39:33
I can figure four Guns and Roses.
01:39:36
I know, but where do you sit?
01:39:37
Where I want to rock and roll like, you know, the Beatles Like, I mean, yeah,
01:39:43
I called the Chinese Democracy tour before the ten year
01:39:46
hiatus,
01:39:49
but I was in elementary school.
01:39:53
No, that's right.
01:39:54
But I was.
01:39:55
So let's do first my favorite segment Drawn Stories tour.
01:40:01
And I thought of one one of the Drury's.
01:40:05
Mr. Two Mouths.
01:40:08
Oh, that's your story.
01:40:09
But I think my perspective is great.
01:40:12
Mr.. To hit it.
01:40:14
It is one of my favorite stories of big, big, just large groups
01:40:19
and the disc golf course, just big, large groups, the disc golf course.
01:40:23
And you know, we just had a lot of fun.
01:40:26
We'd be smoking we and drinking a lot of beers.
01:40:28
And, you know, at the time I was of age, but I was on probation and.
01:40:32
I shouldn't have been drinking.
01:40:34
My friend William may have been underage.
01:40:37
He may have not. But I'm not going
01:40:41
we not been sure, but we all had plenty of beer.
01:40:44
Then. Don't you want to be police officer?
01:40:47
That thought he was a hard ass came rolling up on us.
01:40:49
Thank you for killing the music. Because I don't have to like that.
01:40:52
It's not loud for them.
01:40:53
I'm just trying to make it better for you.
01:40:55
It came rolling up on us, and.
01:40:57
No, I like it. Give it.
01:40:58
Give me a.
01:41:01
I feel like at the mood of the game,
01:41:03
all of us thinking that, like, you know, he caught us doing something we shouldn't.
01:41:06
And so he starts questioning everyone about their their drinking age.
01:41:11
And for the most part, everyone looked of age.
01:41:15
But for some reason, they the gentleman decided to question Gary
01:41:18
more than any of them, because Gary was was the one who purchased the beers.
01:41:23
So Gary was pretty much like,
01:41:28
yeah, I forget.
01:41:28
What did you play it in your head
01:41:29
before you said I bought them all or did you do it afterwards?
01:41:33
I think he did it before because he was like, See New see, there is this.
01:41:37
Oh, he said, I need to see at least either two or three people's IDs,
01:41:42
which was weird because I don't know why you just wouldn't want to see all of them.
01:41:45
Like, obviously the oldest people in the group are going to find these up.
01:41:49
So that's your right by itself.
01:41:51
But you were like, Except he didn't cooperate.
01:41:55
Why Wouldn't hij at least claim one?
01:41:58
Remember that part?
01:41:59
But I know that there was the one sitting on the marker.
01:42:02
I had one in mind, I think, but I was like afraid that
01:42:06
for him thinking like rerunning my name and thinking I'm on my probation
01:42:12
and Brian
01:42:14
Will was underage I think I'm not sure.
01:42:17
Yeah.
01:42:19
Okay.
01:42:20
If you want to say so.
01:42:21
You were giving a 20 year old beer.
01:42:23
It was 20
01:42:25
over the best 14 year old girl.
01:42:29
He's like, Well, we ran three for your complaints.
01:42:32
He's like, Whose beer is that?
01:42:33
And Gary is like, That's my beer.
01:42:35
And he's like, Well, whose beer is that?
01:42:37
And Gary's like, That's my beer.
01:42:39
And he's like, Well, you have two beers.
01:42:41
And he's like, Well, yeah, they're all my beer is.
01:42:44
He goes, Oh, Mr. two miles.
01:42:45
He's like, Well, I bought them all.
01:42:48
So they're all my beers.
01:42:49
Like,
01:42:52
And everyone was bringing the same beer and it was
01:42:55
Gary's beer is like, it's pretty much they were, there was no different brands.
01:42:59
It was naturally accurate.
01:43:01
They're all mine for all Gary's beers.
01:43:06
So he
01:43:07
literally looked at either two or three driver's license and then let us go.
01:43:10
It it was it was hilarious because, like, it was just he was such a dipshit,
01:43:14
but he if you wanted to play the game right, he could have had.
01:43:17
Yeah, it was on two different angles, underage and on probation.
01:43:20
Right. Right.
01:43:23
But all me, Mr.
01:43:24
two miles, you left it at that.
01:43:26
I have not seen a hassle like that even anywhere close to that.
01:43:29
On the disco, of course, ever since.
01:43:32
I don't know if that was his office or hardass at the time.
01:43:35
It was, it was weird because they come just rolling up on us
01:43:39
and we're just playing disc golf and drink and we got cans.
01:43:42
Well, you're not technically supposed to have bottles, but like,
01:43:46
I don't know.
01:43:47
I don't know. It was
01:43:49
I hate those bikes at Stoney.
01:43:52
So the scary thing was always the horse cops as an ox.
01:43:55
But no, I never had a run in with them.
01:43:58
But now that weed is legal. I don't care. I'll take off.
01:44:00
I can take it all day long and I'll give a shit.
01:44:06
I'd go without three preferred for sure.
01:44:08
Another beer ticket. But whatever
01:44:12
I fly with my.
01:44:13
I think what's it? Will give me a ticket.
01:44:16
Every time I've ever been to Addison, I got to take it really open in bags.
01:44:21
I got to take it one time without a dime.
01:44:24
I bought this without fail.
01:44:26
I bought the Daily pass, put it in my rearview.
01:44:29
It fell, and you could visibly see it.
01:44:31
And I had a windshield
01:44:33
and you could see it if you looked at the inside.
01:44:35
I had a ticket and I called them
01:44:37
and I told them that I had purchased the fucking pass that day
01:44:40
and that it had fallen.
01:44:41
And you could just both come together now with mail, the ticket with the pass.
01:44:45
They made me buy
01:44:49
annual pass and I had to drive to the fucking
01:44:53
fucking police department and show them that I purchased
01:44:56
an annual pass and then I didn't get to take it.
01:44:58
So I pretty much saved 60 bucks.
01:45:00
I spent 60 bucks to save 60 bucks.
01:45:02
Fucking stupid. Oh, perfect.
01:45:06
I told them I had.
01:45:07
That's why I was.
01:45:10
I slapped my fucking shit right on the dash and I put the receipt up
01:45:13
there too.
01:45:15
I haven't been there in years, but ever since then I would slap both.
01:45:19
I put the fucking pass and the receipt right in the fucking dash.
01:45:24
We got rolled up by an ATV
01:45:26
cop, the horseback cop.
01:45:30
We even had two on foot.
01:45:35
Yep. So we were smoking down
01:45:39
at a t pad
01:45:41
and they, they could clearly smell it
01:45:44
and they walked right up.
01:45:48
I mean, we didn't get busted that time.
01:45:51
Really?
01:45:52
You. They were just being nice, and it kept us there.
01:45:54
Just having to be a breeze, no hope,
01:45:58
no hides.
01:45:59
Hodge did some sleight of hand and it was gone.
01:46:02
Interesting.
01:46:03
So they weren't sure They couldn't.
01:46:05
So crazy. Crazy.
01:46:06
You couldn't figure out who had it.
01:46:08
And. And Hodge did this magic trick, and it was gone for.
01:46:13
For me.
01:46:13
And we'd smell my body and I were were smoking, driving in this car.
01:46:19
And he got pulled over for friggin speeding because he was in a Camaro
01:46:22
and we were literally smoking
01:46:25
and he fucking puts it out and
01:46:29
we pull over and we're like, Whoa, we're so fucked.
01:46:31
And we're like both looking out of the driver's side window, like, waiting.
01:46:33
And all of a sudden
01:46:34
there's a knock and it's out my window because the roadside is on the driver's
01:46:39
inside, right?
01:46:41
He's got his window down already.
01:46:43
And so like, yeah, the second he opens
01:46:46
my window, the breeze is coming from my window out his window.
01:46:50
That could be a single fucking thing.
01:46:52
It had to have like we in there now.
01:46:54
We did not.
01:46:55
It just went in, you know, away from him.
01:46:58
The entire time.
01:46:58
And we are so fucking lucky.
01:47:01
I think a lot of times they're just being like, extra nice because they.
01:47:04
They can't be that stupid in a napkin. They know it.
01:47:07
You could feel the second, the open the window.
01:47:09
I can see, I could feel it
01:47:10
when I was a really young kid, too young to admit that I was driving.
01:47:14
We were all out partying, smoking, and it was literally just
01:47:18
he just rolled up on us.
01:47:19
We got to get out of the car, you know,
01:47:22
And it was just sitting there on the carpet.
01:47:23
I had a station wagon with all the
01:47:25
I mean, literally no seatbelts, just as many as you could fit
01:47:27
in the back of the station wagon just smoking down.
01:47:29
And it was sitting there still burning.
01:47:31
We could all see we could see it.
01:47:32
He was in the my car and his hands and knees.
01:47:34
There's no way he kept saying, I we smell it.
01:47:36
We smell it, where is it?
01:47:38
And like under our breath, we're like, It's right under your nose.
01:47:41
What the fuck? But just.
01:47:42
No, I mean, clearly he must be looking at it.
01:47:44
Why would he have said it then? Why would he have said something then?
01:47:49
It was because he's.
01:47:50
He's bored.
01:47:50
If that's all you do all day and you know,
01:47:52
you know you're looking for people that are doing harm.
01:47:54
I don't think they really want to fuck with kids
01:47:55
as much as we think they want to fuck with kids.
01:47:57
Maybe he's looking for some more, you know, some harder.
01:48:00
Just like at the concert.
01:48:02
I mean, there's rules at the concert, but everybody breaks
01:48:04
and you got to be, like, the most tremendous ahole to.
01:48:07
To get fucked with at concert.
01:48:09
Yeah, You can be doing almost whatever you want.
01:48:12
There's like, there's, like, a social pact.
01:48:15
And I think for teenagers, I just I've heard so many stories like that
01:48:19
and I always thought, cops are so fucking dumb.
01:48:21
But now I'm starting to think
01:48:23
maybe they're just not as much of a I mean, they're definitely dicks.
01:48:26
Don't get me wrong.
01:48:28
They can be dicks, but there's no way they could let that many kids
01:48:31
go and be that stupid.
01:48:32
There's a reason for them to be dicks. So sorry. Right.
01:48:35
That's part of that story is after they pulled away, I went down.
01:48:38
I am like, Holy shit, I picked it up.
01:48:41
It was still lit and we finished smoking and still lit.
01:48:44
Everybody advice Everybody in the circle will vouch for that old story too.
01:48:49
With the now the pot's legal, right?
01:48:52
Well, you can't get in trouble. Even if it was.
01:48:54
I mean, it's.
01:48:55
I don't think so. Sorry.
01:48:56
Plus plus I had the all your pass.
01:48:58
It's Donnie, which means I can get away with anything all year. Right?
01:49:00
What are you going to fucking.
01:49:02
Yes. Yep.
01:49:03
There's people out there that claim to rule the club.
01:49:07
Of course, Gary, though
01:49:16
I didn't have it quite queued up.
01:49:17
Breaking news. Gary loves man needs a dip.
01:49:20
Then he walks away all the time, crashed through a fence
01:49:23
and in car over the weekend.
01:49:25
You can see they have a temporary fence up.
01:49:28
Today we're seeing new video of the moment that crash happened.
01:49:31
NBC five Sophia Beausoleil spoke with an eighth grader
01:49:35
who ran for his life as the plane careened toward him.
01:49:38
The location,
01:49:41
14 year old Carson rapper found his hobby early.
01:49:43
I don't know what was the news.
01:49:45
He he's 14 and
01:49:48
not just any writer, but Carson.
01:49:51
It was just going in way too fast.
01:49:53
Very, very raper.
01:49:55
Carson Raper That's very specific
01:50:00
person right.
01:50:01
Word Change your name closer dude.
01:50:03
If you're if your name is Carson
01:50:04
and you're going to school with him, you should be very, very worried.
01:50:08
He's going to be in crack writing.
01:50:10
Oh, look at those.
01:50:11
I just so happen to be at the right place.
01:50:14
He's taking the film. Why don't you get the fuck out of the way?
01:50:16
I was filming a Carson six
01:50:18
second video shows the moment a single engine lands here for peace.
01:50:22
Congratulations and straight.
01:50:24
Why would you stand there and still there?
01:50:26
He ran.
01:50:27
I need to run away. Yeah There you go.
01:50:29
That's when you should run away. Stopped filming. And I just.
01:50:32
I wonder if he ran away from it or he ran left or right.
01:50:35
Like it shows a plane from left to right.
01:50:38
He's running away.
01:50:39
You're running.
01:50:39
It's like driving on Virginia Parkway.
01:50:42
If you look closely, it's coming out.
01:50:44
You run to the left or right.
01:50:45
You can see a little Carson running marked in the background.
01:50:49
Didn't even move at all.
01:50:50
It's like how close to danger he really was.
01:50:53
Oh, he wasn't
01:50:55
there for the truck.
01:50:57
Marjorie Raper Margie Raper
01:51:01
They can't just go the,
01:51:04
their name
01:51:06
is. Reporter, you know, right,
01:51:11
right.
01:51:12
How about this raper with a soft arm,
01:51:16
those moments
01:51:20
she's brought her
01:51:22
back name
01:51:25
here.
01:51:26
The car would have saved him.
01:51:28
Dick Raper.
01:51:29
Richard Raper What the hell?
01:51:31
What's the husband's name?
01:51:32
Please interview the husband like he witnessed what
01:51:37
goodness, what one person Richard Raper
01:51:40
is that?
01:51:40
The pilot passed Long Raper Seriously very recently.
01:51:44
I think some of them were a bit like
01:51:46
really just terrified and of course you're not,
01:51:50
but I think what could have happened see the car collide.
01:51:53
Wouldn't it be here like that plane would have the kids fast.
01:51:58
You look like somebody smacked in the mouth to stop him
01:52:01
from filming transportation.
01:52:02
This experience won't stop him from filming transportation for AM.
01:52:08
You know what? You know what he didn't have enough of?
01:52:10
If he doesn't have a father as what he doesn't
01:52:14
go back, otherwise they would interview him.
01:52:17
Obviously the single mum situation, that plane ran out of space.
01:52:22
You think so? No,
01:52:24
I think so.
01:52:28
I use the same parking space that work every day.
01:52:31
I You're lucky. I usually do.
01:52:34
I mean, I normally do it right out there.
01:52:37
Right, right, right.
01:52:40
There is a mood and I can't work from home.
01:52:44
I can Now you surprise me.
01:52:47
I'm sorry.
01:52:47
I basically can't work parking spaces.
01:52:51
I would park way in the back of the lot by myself.
01:52:54
No one would park anywhere. Me.
01:52:56
All of a sudden, we get a new employee.
01:52:58
Next thing you know, they're parking like, three spots away from where I park.
01:53:03
And it's like, Well, you know, I'm kind of like,
01:53:04
you know, I'm going to want to eat by myself.
01:53:06
I get to him, I bowl a few times, like, I don't want you to smell anything.
01:53:10
And then like the next day I come in and they're like, literally in my parking,
01:53:13
like in the spot that I park in.
01:53:15
And it's like,
01:53:16
you've seen I've parked here for several weeks,
01:53:18
and then all of a sudden you take my spot and I'm like, Oh, I like this.
01:53:21
Here's me, I'm the guy. Is your name on the spot?
01:53:25
It's Get
01:53:26
here, get here, get here early, get here earlier.
01:53:29
And you had to beat the other guy who works there,
01:53:32
The guy parked there for whatever, however long he's been eyeballing struggle.
01:53:36
And that's a spot I'd like to take that spot.
01:53:38
The guy said that to me at Chrysler, so I had my wife, I guess
01:53:42
now I left my car there.
01:53:43
I had my wife pick me up and I took a second
01:53:45
car there and I just left my car there the whole time
01:53:47
our project was there, took a spot.
01:53:49
I never fucking moved it.
01:53:51
That's not a true story.
01:53:52
Nice.
01:53:54
It's a little different scenario.
01:53:56
It's a lot where no one is parking in the back
01:53:58
and then the guy sees that I'm parking their person next to me for several weeks
01:54:02
and then decides to just take my exact spot, speak in a parking spot to.
01:54:06
I went in the urinal, the bathroom, which at a metallica concert.
01:54:11
Usually it's the women's bathroom that everyone's waiting for.
01:54:13
The women's bathroom I tried to because there was nobody in there.
01:54:17
There were no women except my wife.
01:54:20
Are you sure all there?
01:54:22
There were all dudes.
01:54:23
So all the men that the joke all night was we identify as a women
01:54:26
and we would just go in and pee in the woman's
01:54:29
butt.
01:54:29
So I went in the men's bathroom and there was one urinal open,
01:54:32
and there was a cop standing there peeing.
01:54:34
I didn't think I was prejudiced,
01:54:35
but I did not want to pee next to the cop, so I went in the handicapped stall.
01:54:39
It's very prejudiced, I thought. I agree.
01:54:42
I feel bad.
01:54:43
I want to apologize to try to break the law.
01:54:48
No, it's.
01:54:49
It's against the law to pee in their handicapped stall.
01:54:52
No, it's not. It's not like a parking.
01:54:54
That's a similar.
01:54:56
Similar story, except backwards.
01:54:57
I may have told this already, but the last concert I was at,
01:55:00
we were in line, and a woman came through the exit
01:55:04
and wanted to go into the men's bathroom
01:55:07
because she thought the store would be more accessible.
01:55:09
But it's like, Oh, dudes,
01:55:11
they're going to face wherever and dudes are going to piss wherever.
01:55:14
Yeah.
01:55:15
And so she's waiting for the store and I'm like, Hey, you know,
01:55:17
I'm just kind of fucking with her.
01:55:18
But I'm like, you know, I don't think you want to piss in here.
01:55:22
And she goes No, no, I got a penal worry.
01:55:24
I'm like, No, like, this is going to be gross.
01:55:26
Like, you dudes are brutal. There's going to be.
01:55:28
They're all over the fucking seat.
01:55:29
You're not like it's going to be discussing if there's not any,
01:55:33
there could be puke. There is shit everywhere.
01:55:35
You personally, especially at a concert or a stadium or like the game.
01:55:39
Like I kept telling, I'm like,
01:55:40
You don't want to hear that dudes bathroom when she goes in.
01:55:42
So she goes into the store and I'm pissed and I get down and I'm seeing her
01:55:47
feet underneath the stall because it's like she's on the end.
01:55:50
And I'm just like, Oh, you're sitting on the seat.
01:55:53
And she goes, No, I'm not.
01:55:55
No, I'm not. And I'm like, No, your feet are flat.
01:55:57
You could see her feet were flat.
01:55:58
She was like, gravity would not allow her to to.
01:56:01
Yeah, but no, I've seen what I've seen.
01:56:03
My wife knows I'm on my tiptoes.
01:56:06
I'm like, no you're now, you're sitting on the seats
01:56:09
smoking layers.
01:56:10
She kept denying it though, who's forever unclean.
01:56:14
Okay, good for showing the sin and a bunch of gross shit.
01:56:17
Whatever.
01:56:18
Ammonia kills most of those germs and most.
01:56:21
It's also alcohol, too, I guess, right?
01:56:23
I've seen it.
01:56:24
I've seen a drunk woman
01:56:25
get arrested for peeing on the front lawn of a police station because she demanded
01:56:29
that we let her out and pee right there. Right there.
01:56:31
We let her out of your cab.
01:56:34
No, we were driving group of teenagers
01:56:37
or I'm sorry, We were 25
01:56:40
and we Ruben TV and this particular one,
01:56:43
this particular girl that shall remain nameless, was not with me.
01:56:47
Kept insisting that she had a pee and we had to let her out.
01:56:50
Right. We're like, Wait, do we need to wait? And she's like, No.
01:56:52
And she started to get out of the moving car. So we stopped and ended up
01:56:56
being right,
01:56:57
right on the lawn of the police station.
01:57:00
Needless to say, she did not get back in the car,
01:57:04
not sure what happened or.
01:57:08
Yeah, my money.
01:57:10
Your money Will and I, we were in Indiana and we were leaving a truck show
01:57:15
that was pretty popular there at the time and we saw a kind of a party
01:57:19
going on in a restaurant.
01:57:20
There was a lot of people there having fun, and so I decided
01:57:23
to pull into her business after I missed the tour and I pulled into a business,
01:57:26
I just cut across the grass.
01:57:28
It was like maybe eight feet of grass without any courage.
01:57:31
And I just kind of drove her out across it like an asshole, like little that I see
01:57:37
in the next parking lot that I drove across the grass into.
01:57:40
There was a literally a cop sitting right there.
01:57:44
Oh, yeah, We're drunk.
01:57:46
He's on probation.
01:57:49
And we were told
01:57:51
he talked to us for a little while.
01:57:52
We explained, you know, that we were stupid and what we were doing
01:57:56
there, and we're pretty much honest for the most part.
01:57:59
And he told us to park
01:58:01
where we plan on going, which was literally like 50 feet away.
01:58:05
And he said he didn't want to see us a Sierra vehicle move there
01:58:07
the rest of the night.
01:58:08
And then he's he's already has enough paperwork to fucking do.
01:58:12
So another cool cop. How about that, Gary?
01:58:15
Your Turn. Yeah.
01:58:17
Or lazy. Okay.
01:58:19
Same guy who was at my birthday party.
01:58:24
Same guy.
01:58:27
It is.
01:58:27
It's a great handicap style.
01:58:31
Sorry.
01:58:33
Oh, you looked it up, buddy.
01:58:35
You met Will. He was at my birthday party.
01:58:38
Yeah? Yeah.
01:58:39
Well, Will has not spoken to me since then.
01:58:42
Will, Ray is pissed at me for some undisclosed reason.
01:58:46
The reason and I know draws got a lot of history with
01:58:49
Will getting pissed for some undisclosed reason.
01:58:53
I don't even.
01:58:54
I don't even care to deal with it.
01:58:57
I whatever it is that he's pissed about.
01:59:01
So I meant do you have or do you have a.
01:59:04
I don't I do have a long story involving the law is actually
01:59:07
what I meant was I drunk at my party and we all got pissed
01:59:11
and I don't know why and I don't care
01:59:14
I to find out you were a you were a drunk ass.
01:59:17
No, I don't.
01:59:18
I don't know which one was which.
01:59:20
It's kind of a pretty great.
01:59:22
Is he the younger looking one with kids?
01:59:24
Everyone has kids.
01:59:25
Yeah, everyone does not have kids.
01:59:29
No, he.
01:59:31
He has kids.
01:59:32
I mean, I ejected plenty of kids.
01:59:37
Why Don't we have.
01:59:37
We'll call in and let's get this out.
01:59:39
I don't think he's going to go telling you. Watch this.
01:59:41
Okay.
01:59:41
We'll call what, 5163, three, three.
01:59:45
Tell me why you're pissed. What's Will's number?
01:59:47
I'll call him or Will watch this podcast.
01:59:50
No, but if I call him. No.
01:59:53
Can I call him?
01:59:55
Well, yeah, just call him up.
01:59:57
Cheryl Cole and welder, who said they like spy spacecrafts and we like Uranus.
02:00:04
And they said, Hey, guys, I'm a welder.
02:00:06
Like an hour ago. Sorry I missed that.
02:00:08
That's all right.
02:00:09
It doesn't help.
02:00:10
Welders used to.
02:00:12
Well, there's we know Nicole Nicole's
02:00:14
our number one fan.
02:00:18
She was the one that approved my topic of
02:00:23
bands that are popular that I don't like.
02:00:28
So we do at Mount Rushmore.
02:00:30
Of what space?
02:00:33
No, no, no.
02:00:34
Bands that are popular that I do not like.
02:00:36
I'm going to go
02:00:38
Phil Collins, The Doors
02:00:41
Come up on Phil Collins again.
02:00:44
Celia Collins is the name band dipshit.
02:00:48
Rod Stewart OC OC Sticks.
02:00:53
I hate
02:00:57
Oh, what was
02:00:59
Genesis is what it's doing with Eddie Vedder.
02:01:03
Pearl Jam,
02:01:08
you Nicole Brown.
02:01:12
Are you kidding me?
02:01:13
Pearl Jam? Yes.
02:01:15
I hate Pearl Jam. Pearl Jam.
02:01:18
Pearl Jam. Yeah.
02:01:19
That you've you've likened Pearl Jam to a Nickelback.
02:01:23
When it comes to the singing, there is no way you hurry, Eddie.
02:01:25
Eddie Vedder.
02:01:26
If you did that with Metallica just a little bit earlier and
02:01:31
pretty sure the drummer with your mouthed
02:01:35
lame Orioles on Andre's
02:01:38
and we have you heard his fucking isolated vocal like he's an amazing
02:01:44
fucking singer, especially at the tonality that he fucking does.
02:01:48
The lead singer of Not Great Rush to know the lead singer of fucking Metallica.
02:01:53
No, they're not a pro singers, are you?
02:01:56
The fucking reigns that Eddie Vedder has in the rock
02:02:00
realm is absolutely astonishing.
02:02:03
So let's be clear.
02:02:04
Pearl Balls is a woman whom drawn pictures
02:02:11
to on
02:02:17
the ground is in the lead.
02:02:19
Yeah.
02:02:23
Know crazy, awful.
02:02:27
Really bad music is a very personal, personal thing.
02:02:31
Oh, on and yeah, I would probably.
02:02:36
It's more personal than snacks.
02:02:38
You hear how Because I've compromised for compromise for music,
02:02:43
even in that song, is astonishing I went to a James Taylor concert
02:02:48
and almost kick my ass for
02:02:51
for speaking ill of James Taylor.
02:02:54
I love doing I'm not against James Taylor, but man is killer.
02:02:59
Asked by a girl half my size,
02:03:01
I've gone to bands that I liked and jokingly said, like, who's this guy?
02:03:05
Like, who the fuck is this?
02:03:05
Like, just just control the people around me.
02:03:08
I'm like a living troll.
02:03:10
I neutral before trolling was a troll. Yes.
02:03:13
Yeah, you're a troll in real.
02:03:15
Yeah. So are you though.
02:03:16
That's I don't know if it was
02:03:19
at all.
02:03:20
Is that Dawes or Bob Dylan, but I hate them both.
02:03:23
And I think I almost got killed over that opinion.
02:03:28
So what happened, though?
02:03:30
Did somebody torture you and make you listen to it?
02:03:32
Because there's this thing, the knob, you can just turn it
02:03:36
and listen to something.
02:03:36
I'm not there's no there's no no.
02:03:38
This is not like you're telling me.
02:03:42
You tap the next arrow.
02:03:43
It's a figure of speech.
02:03:44
You're telling me that you've listened to it
02:03:46
enough to build up enough emotion to hate, which is stronger than love.
02:03:50
It's harder to hate than it is to love. Yeah.
02:03:52
No, it's.
02:03:53
It's way easier.
02:03:53
There's no to you're.
02:03:55
You're doing it wrong, man.
02:03:57
You're doing it for no other side of the coin for Phantom.
02:04:04
Like.
02:04:05
Like, like to be a fanatic of something.
02:04:09
It only takes love or hate.
02:04:11
Either way, you're a fan.
02:04:14
But we.
02:04:15
You started out by saying what the Mount Rushmore of.
02:04:18
I don't know if you were just picking bands or.
02:04:21
Oh, no, no.
02:04:22
And then you went to you
02:04:25
wanted to say of sucky bands,
02:04:27
but bands that don't become popular, they don't make a lot of money.
02:04:32
I mean, a successful band, they dislike
02:04:36
the Beatles, successful.
02:04:39
The Beatles are good, though.
02:04:40
No, they're The Beatles are good.
02:04:43
I mean, I want to hold your hand.
02:04:44
It's awful.
02:04:45
But the Beatles catalog is rectangular.
02:04:50
Would you like to say Ringo can keep it tempo?
02:04:52
But I mean, that's just practice.
02:04:54
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Like a metronome, man.
02:04:57
As far as a pocket, Ringo is notorious for being impossible to work with.
02:05:02
He was a people.
02:05:04
People want to like my friggin era and blink 182 huge fucking band.
02:05:09
But people claim that, Oh, this is all poverty bullshit.
02:05:12
Whatever. Other drummer was
02:05:15
one of
02:05:15
the number one drummers of all Travis Barker.
02:05:19
You can look at the reverse with the Beatles.
02:05:22
The songwriters were way
02:05:24
better than the drummer.
02:05:27
Fans get an opinion.
02:05:32
Travis Barker is a hard drummer.
02:05:33
He's not a good drummer.
02:05:35
Are you? He's very complex. Are you?
02:05:37
He's probably he's probably one of the hardest drummer.
02:05:39
Not hard, as in complex, hard hitting.
02:05:42
I can, I can.
02:05:44
I can.
02:05:45
I've never heard his stuff like regularly,
02:05:48
but anything you play right now, give me 5 minutes and I can play it.
02:05:52
Rush. Rush No. Metallica. Yeah.
02:05:54
If you listen to this, he's not that just something is based.
02:05:58
If something is playable, repeatable
02:06:00
and easy, it doesn't necessarily mean it's bad.
02:06:02
In fact, it's usually the opposite.
02:06:04
People like people like the Timbaland.
02:06:06
So they write a symphony that's got 16, 14 and 783.
02:06:09
Four people are going to be like, What the fuck?
02:06:12
They can't even they can't even handle you.
02:06:13
Bossa nova Blink 182 or at least two albums
02:06:17
with a premium previous drummer and then Travis became part of their band.
02:06:22
It was a friend of TIME, the lead singer and
02:06:26
their older stuff.
02:06:28
If you listen like their older stuff, and then they had a live album years later
02:06:34
that they played, you know, Greatest Hits kind of compilation during their set.
02:06:40
The songs sound, I don't know, 100 times better
02:06:44
because Travis Barker is on the drums and doing way more complex shit with them.
02:06:49
Their original drummer, comparatively, is one of the shittiest drummers.
02:06:54
Like, Yeah, I was going to say, if you do 2 to 4, tick
02:06:58
tock, tick tock the website, but tick tock, boom.
02:07:01
Patton Denton or Dune, 10 to 20 is
02:07:05
pretty much anything is more complex than that.
02:07:09
So I mean, but what makes him so special is that how hard he hits?
02:07:12
Nobody moves his stick higher.
02:07:15
I mean, he he hits hard.
02:07:17
Well, you I mean, you're a drummer, you would say, no way.
02:07:19
But for me, I've always just understood that his complexity of how he drums,
02:07:25
how much
02:07:26
he fits into to, you know, yeah, I don't know.
02:07:30
He's all I mean, you can you can hear him when he's drumming.
02:07:33
I don't know.
02:07:33
He's hitting multiple things really.
02:07:37
The most interesting story for me for Blink 182 is the origin of their name.
02:07:42
And I think it's the F-bombs in Scarface, The Godfather.
02:07:45
Oh, you blink 182 times a minute or an hour ago.
02:07:50
What?
02:07:50
It is 182 times an hour.
02:07:54
Look it up.
02:07:55
It's the F-bombs and
02:07:58
the F-bombs
02:08:00
in Scarface.
02:08:01
Oh, we should do a whole segment of banned myths and truths.
02:08:06
Or at least.
02:08:06
Yeah, I really think we don't need to.
02:08:10
It's 182
02:08:12
F-bombs in Scarface or Godfather.
02:08:18
Everything's about the drummer.
02:08:20
I'm going to put Blink 80 to name.
02:08:25
Yeah, Yeah.
02:08:27
Bring it on.
02:08:29
I'm right
02:08:38
when you walk away,
02:08:41
it just says that. Oh, yeah, we're.
02:08:43
Yeah. Okay.
02:08:44
So the name used to be just blink,
02:08:47
but then they were getting in a dispute.
02:08:48
Legal dispute. I would assume somebody else's name was Blink.
02:08:51
So they added the number 182 after the fact, which is in fact
02:08:56
the number of times that Al Pacino says
02:08:57
the F-bomb in Scarface, one.
02:09:02
Yeah, but who's saying this?
02:09:04
But you know what?
02:09:05
I don't care. It's you, right?
02:09:06
I was wrong. I apologize.
02:09:08
When I was a kid, it was you blink 100, 100,
02:09:12
something dumb, like I don't have a jaw drop.
02:09:15
So I had to play that one.
02:09:18
No, I love it.
02:09:19
It's great.
02:09:23
But, yeah, we should do a whole.
02:09:24
You know, that was a good drop.
02:09:25
A music show would be great. But how about next?
02:09:28
Next week? We should. We should do a
02:09:31
we should.
02:09:32
We should.
02:09:32
We should have a feast.
02:09:33
Each of us can make a meal and eat well, because eating it on the show is has been
02:09:39
a lot of blood.
02:09:39
So we have a lot of people like that.
02:09:42
No, no, no, no one likes that.
02:09:45
And that's your give me a break here.
02:09:47
You'll make something with white goo all over it.
02:09:50
Yeah, I will.
02:09:52
It work for the set up?
02:09:55
I'll. I'll cook.
02:09:56
I'll cook for the show. Do it.
02:09:58
You really love cooking segments?
02:10:02
Yeah. Yeah.
02:10:03
It'll be like a live sword making segment.
02:10:06
You can make a sword during the show.
02:10:10
Do it.
02:10:11
The virtual format.
02:10:13
It's called Forged and Fire three.
02:10:15
I've got a forger.
02:10:16
Yeah, Yeah. Was It funny if you did it.
02:10:20
Let's do it.
02:10:23
Cook it for guys.
02:10:24
Complain when I fire up the propane.
02:10:27
Now, if you say there's too much background noise, I got something with it.
02:10:31
No, if you're actually making a sword with it and then make turns.
02:10:34
But if it's just making noise in the background, that'll be fired up.
02:10:38
I'll just add the Asmar to the description.
02:10:40
We're good to go
02:10:42
and some are very good. Mm.
02:10:50
I like this one.
02:10:55
Damn it.
02:10:57
I'm trying to find the fucking mashup of the Nickelback song.
02:11:03
It's two Nickelback songs that are mash up.
02:11:04
It's how you remind me.
02:11:06
Or in another song,
02:11:09
I think it's photo.
02:11:09
Oh, it's a good mash up.
02:11:11
Yeah. No, it's it's a photograph.
02:11:14
Yeah, it's a disco.
02:11:17
It's a music sound.
02:11:22
Oh, you remind me.
02:11:25
Damn it. What is it?
02:11:27
You know, there was a rectangular galaxy.
02:11:32
Really?
02:11:32
I'm looking at it over
02:11:37
there.
02:11:37
They found it on the Subaru telescope in Japan.
02:11:40
The Subaru telescope.
02:11:42
Wow. Well, we should have been talking
02:11:45
about the James Webb telescope this whole time, by the way.
02:11:49
What's that?
02:11:52
What is this cool thing?
02:11:54
Ooh, How did the moon form look at this?
02:11:57
What do we know? What
02:12:00
I thought.
02:12:01
I think I already explain this.
02:12:02
To draw like toys for the moon is a relatively well researched space object.
02:12:08
Nuff said.
02:12:10
That says it All right.
02:12:17
I'm reading it to myself.
02:12:18
Everybody can just read it to themselves as scary.
02:12:20
It's off the screen There.
02:12:24
I'm on the screen.
02:12:27
So scientists
02:12:28
suggest that the moon was created from fragments from a collision of earth.
02:12:32
But does that mean or and the hypothetical planet Theia
02:12:37
hypothetical that
02:12:39
freakin Nibiru, maybe the winner of it is Nibiru?
02:12:44
Can you crash a hypothetical planet?
02:12:47
Nibiru?
02:12:47
Hypothetically, you can
02:12:51
guess.
02:12:52
No, not guess. Guessing is not hypothetical.
02:12:54
Oh wait. Yes it is.
02:12:55
You're clever.
02:12:56
I missed that. No, wait a minute.
02:12:58
What's the first thing you do is there's nothing before.
02:13:04
Come on.
02:13:05
It does help me.
02:13:08
No, you.
02:13:10
No, I like. What do you square?
02:13:12
I'll Google it then.
02:13:13
Scientific method.
02:13:16
Google myself.
02:13:20
Draw said my full name
02:13:21
This fudge cast and snowbird.
02:13:25
My address 807
02:13:38
was an observation.
02:13:42
I my cell phone number
02:13:43
5864912 sugar.
02:13:51
Go fuck yourself.
02:13:53
Go Right.
02:13:55
Sorry. That.
02:13:56
Is there anything in the chair? No.
02:13:59
Yeah.
02:14:00
Hit the link that the Georgia sent you.
02:14:03
I don't see one. Oh, there it is.
02:14:07
Oh, this is trickier.
02:14:09
I got a little weird.
02:14:09
I got a lot of work to do. You.
02:14:13
Oh, oh, oh.
02:14:17
As painful.
02:14:19
Oh, oh, oh.
02:14:21
So that's all right, Jim.
02:14:25
You know, I hate to just chill and home on.
02:14:30
Here we go.
02:14:32
Oh, oh.
02:14:34
And all I taught her
02:14:37
was ever there.
02:14:44
Oh, I know.
02:14:48
She gave me your first. Try something.
02:14:51
That's She warm
02:14:57
and now my
02:15:00
crate of broken glass
02:15:03
of what was to my dad tattoo.
02:15:07
I thought it was isolated vocals. Hold on.
02:15:10
It was all I heard was vocals. It was.
02:15:13
It was on the end of a guitar.
02:15:14
And at some point,
02:15:16
yeah, I'm familiar with.
02:15:18
I'm familiar with Pearl Jam.
02:15:20
I'm just saying.
02:15:21
Yeah, we know. We know every single song.
02:15:27
It's just the isolation.
02:15:28
She was more like 14 seconds.
02:15:30
I tried to say some a while back
02:15:32
and I'm not sure if it was heard, but music is such a personal thing.
02:15:36
There can be perfectly written music
02:15:38
that for whatever unknown reason, people just hate.
02:15:41
And there can be other music that is so abstract
02:15:44
and completely wrong by.
02:15:45
Every metric that people just love.
02:15:48
Which is why.
02:15:49
Which is why music is so different than everything else
02:15:52
on this planet, in this space, on this earth.
02:15:55
It's so wonderful.
02:15:57
There's a lot of I like a lot of stuff that's off.
02:16:00
That's why I love Kanye West.
02:16:01
I love just the unique stuff where you go, Oh, shit.
02:16:04
Like the original pacing of
02:16:07
verse, chorus, verse,
02:16:10
either
02:16:11
bridge chorus or whatever, however it goes. Mr.
02:16:14
Fucking Drummer, you might know more than me,
02:16:16
which I like, is a style I just don't understand.
02:16:20
Like I like.
02:16:21
The shit is more unique.
02:16:22
And so that's why I like in my opinion, like people like Kanye West are just bands
02:16:28
that are I guess I'm more of a nineties nostalgia when it comes to bands.
02:16:32
I kind of want more
02:16:34
lean, more hip hop, but I like stuff that's just more unique in my opinion.
02:16:38
I'm drawn to the more unique verses.
02:16:40
Cookie cutter.
02:16:42
That's weird that I've never heard anybody say those three words.
02:16:45
The right after saying hip hop before
02:16:48
you like hip hop, but you don't like cookie cutter
02:16:50
because all they do is cookie cutter samples.
02:16:53
No, not necessarily.
02:16:55
Well, I mean, that's mostly what they do.
02:16:57
They're like they shake their ass and boobs and talk a lot, too.
02:17:00
No, no, that's not hip hop.
02:17:02
That's like, I don't know what you would call it,
02:17:06
hip hop.
02:17:07
There is no way
02:17:10
hip hop is literally the step they take when they're doing that and shake it.
02:17:14
It's just it's is obnoxious because there's like there's there's trap music.
02:17:19
There is there's crunk, there's fuckin just so fucking stupid.
02:17:23
It's and even a lot of the rappers nowadays are like this weird off
02:17:27
pace kind of it's not even mumble rapping stuff.
02:17:30
It's just like the weird.
02:17:32
It's like you've, you've got timestamps, you know, if you're a drummer
02:17:36
and you're hitting the cymbals, there's like a tick, tick, tick tick,
02:17:40
tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.
02:17:44
There's, you know, it breaks down, and that's kind of like
02:17:48
so that would be when I want to be a quarter,
02:17:51
even when I'm recording and then a 32nd note.
02:17:55
Yeah.
02:17:55
So like for what I tell my students are mud, mud, mud, mud, mud or a river, river,
02:17:59
river, river or a mississippi, Mississippi, Mississippi, Mississippi.
02:18:03
Sorry.
02:18:04
Yeah.
02:18:04
No, that's fully what I'm trying to say. Yeah.
02:18:07
And you would know more than me.
02:18:08
You there was also, like, you know, an art into hitting the off beat.
02:18:12
But there is there's a technical
02:18:15
way of doing that.
02:18:16
And there is rappers nowadays just kind of like are
02:18:21
and it's not really like at all to to any kind of formula.
02:18:24
It's just kind of like it's just a weird, lazy rapping, but For some reason,
02:18:28
these people are getting very popular and I'm kind of confused by
02:18:35
so guinea
02:18:36
pig Do, do do do do do.
02:18:39
It is such a pseudo
02:18:43
music.
02:18:44
I have no idea what you mean.
02:18:49
It's something about the hook though too.
02:18:51
You got to mention that if you're talking music, no matter what kind of complexity,
02:18:55
no matter what kind of talent, you have to have some kind of hook.
02:18:58
If you're really good at writing a hook, people
02:19:01
need to be of,
02:19:05
That's definitely a hook.
02:19:06
Oh, oh.
02:19:14
Is this like a Native American spiritual incantation?
02:19:18
Oh, yeah.
02:19:20
Hey, hey. Oh.
02:19:24
Oh, beautiful.
02:19:26
How do you embody that on game effects?
02:19:31
No. And the bar?
02:19:34
Well, I mean, that money would in wear came down on me here.
02:19:40
You know, we can see when somebody else kicks in there and was harmony at the end
02:19:44
with that other second person just saying that's what people want to go.
02:19:48
Oh, Nickelback. No, no, no.
02:19:50
He's not going, Oh, we know we're to the store
02:19:54
and I'm gonna, you know, he's actually singing like he
02:19:58
that's the Nickelback thing, that hero song while Jerry Sideways,
02:20:04
he was quieter, he moved his phone and froze.
02:20:07
I didn't hear him say it. Did he say it? Is it over?
02:20:09
No, he did not.
02:20:09
He is not fucking over because I haven't even gone to anything
02:20:13
I was going to present. It is not fucking over.
02:20:15
No, is over.
02:20:17
It's going to be.
02:20:18
We're getting back to space here in a minute.
02:20:21
We got to have a whole show about music.
02:20:23
Just a fact.
02:20:24
So I'm going to let everyone hear me from afar.
02:20:27
Hopefully you can unfreeze because I've got a slew of shit
02:20:31
I can run through here pretty quickly.
02:20:33
Let me check and see if he came in and left.
02:20:35
Oh, he doesn't. He came in.
02:20:37
Oh, I saw some movement when he's back coming to go to everyone.
02:20:41
Listen up.
02:20:42
He moved and then he's gone.
02:20:43
Now. He's not even signed on.
02:20:46
I don't even see a Gary in the room.
02:20:50
And now I got to copy all new shit to get him back there.
02:20:55
Hang on, Gary.
02:20:59
Great.
02:20:59
That we got the piercing sound.
02:21:00
Well, I'm copying some stuff over here.
02:21:04
Shame the ID changed.
02:21:07
You got cut off so bad with your shitty internet.
02:21:10
I know. It's. It's still. Yeah.
02:21:11
No, I loved your random thing, too.
02:21:13
Is f f k you tabs. Fuck you tabs.
02:21:17
All right, So there you should be back there.
02:21:20
You didn't come back. There were.
02:21:22
I wanted to send you a link to that.
02:21:24
When you're saying there's your sound around
02:21:28
here, change your color.
02:21:32
My record is good.
02:21:33
I was great. It'll be roomy.
02:21:36
I might be right or I get confused.
02:21:38
You're good.
02:21:40
Play the link.
02:21:41
I just sent you sent a link?
02:21:44
Yeah.
02:21:44
That's the whole reason I cut out on that.
02:21:48
So you probably sent it to the voice.
02:21:49
Okay, I got it.
02:21:51
It's works. This works great.
02:21:53
I know exactly what I'm doing.
02:21:57
Well,
02:22:03
but the new.
02:22:04
What's happening
02:22:07
is they're returning.
02:22:08
Nobody messing with it by the name Luda.
02:22:09
No matter how hard.
02:22:11
What is this, 64?
02:22:13
I think it's the peanut butter commercial.
02:22:15
Ludacris is not someone you want to name nobody Stick up for smooth.
02:22:21
You got to do that again, man.
02:22:23
What do you mean? He's not a good rapper.
02:22:24
He is.
02:22:26
He's got a popular song,
02:22:30
kind of like a metallica or an AC DC is for metal,
02:22:33
you know,
02:22:35
his hair. It was really low.
02:22:38
Even even with Jimmy rock music, we're still confident
02:22:43
that he instrument and everyone playing together with hip hop,
02:22:47
it's very much hit and miss when it comes to
02:22:49
cookie cutter versus something that's more
02:22:52
like astonishing, whether it be storytelling,
02:22:55
whether it be like the complexity of the rap, whether it be
02:23:00
So we just have to get right to it then.
02:23:02
What's your Mount Rushmore of hip hop or rap if it's different than pick one?
02:23:09
Eminem Oh, rappers.
02:23:11
I don't know if I whatever, whatever.
02:23:13
Nas, Jay-Z, DMX,
02:23:17
Eminem before Eminem, before Recovery.
02:23:22
Yeah.
02:23:23
On that thought, I know you only said three.
02:23:24
There's one more,
02:23:25
but this is the first time I've ever seen Metallica completely sober.
02:23:30
Well, blow other old nigga
02:23:32
I mean do these are part of the charm
02:23:35
of seeing Metallica was wondering if they were going to actually go up
02:23:39
and fuck in the middle of a song because it usually is.
02:23:42
Lars has nobody here.
02:23:44
Lars can't play his own music.
02:23:45
He's of healthy of the group.
02:23:47
He plays a completely different every time because
02:23:51
he doesn't know his own songs.
02:23:52
I'm not a fan of LA drummer prowess. Where do you put Lars?
02:23:54
Because I don't know what.
02:23:55
I never liked him and that even he's not even on the list.
02:23:58
He has a pretty good he uses it as his age to be able
02:24:02
to play what I saw him play for 4 hours over two nights.
02:24:05
I got to get him some credit, but it's a little l
02:24:09
for what he played.
02:24:12
Any any technical drummer just laughs at his technique.
02:24:16
And like when you write a song, especially if it's a popular,
02:24:19
you kind of want to do that song some justice and play that song.
02:24:23
Lars Ad libs I'm using quotations, makes it up as he goes along every show.
02:24:28
Maybe It's he maybe he just thinks there's something
02:24:31
different between show to show
02:24:32
because he watch what you said you watch back to back.
02:24:36
Each show was totally different sets.
02:24:39
Oh, okay.
02:24:39
Never mind.
02:24:40
Yeah. You know, I mean, he writes an album.
02:24:43
You want to watch a band play live? Sure.
02:24:45
They have some creative license to play it different, but Not every phrasing.
02:24:50
Almost completely different every time, except, you know, for the main parts
02:24:53
he plays, he doesn't keep tempo in, in technique and creativity.
02:24:57
He's an absolutely horrible.
02:24:59
I don't know why he's so popular, to be honest.
02:25:02
And again, I don't know why that did that.
02:25:05
It did it too, baby.
02:25:06
Doo doo doo doo doo doo baby da doo doo doo doo doo baby.
02:25:10
Draw money when you're doing that for
02:25:13
baby da doo doo doo doo doo doo doo baby da doo doo. This
02:25:20
I never studied long version of this commercial.
02:25:23
We're going to sing this.
02:25:28
See real like me to get around.
02:25:34
Oh, I really need to
02:25:38
spoon back
02:25:39
in the spoon back in the family jar after you liked it or.
02:25:42
No, no,
02:25:47
I just really don't dig in there.
02:25:50
No, definitely not.
02:25:52
Yeah.
02:25:53
So the lick in the spoon, the family jar.
02:25:56
I'm talking about the dishes.
02:25:58
Okay,
02:26:01
The drop.
02:26:01
Literally, if it's Dick Raper.
02:26:03
No, as a drag Brady thing.
02:26:05
The dick is okay.
02:26:08
The dick is okay.
02:26:09
It's just like time.
02:26:10
The dick is okay. I didn't say the dick was okay in my ass.
02:26:13
Oh, wait, I did know and.
02:26:15
Yeah, yeah,
02:26:17
yeah. Just.
02:26:18
Yeah, it's great. Is it together?
02:26:21
Oh, this whole for the record, this whole show not to change the subject
02:26:24
for dicks being in my ass.
02:26:26
So We need to get back to space here in a minute.
02:26:27
This whole show I've been looking for Sky over Southern and I found nothing.
02:26:32
Sky over certain. Really?
02:26:34
Oh, Gary mentioned satellite animals.
02:26:36
Do that several times. So they had settee at home.
02:26:38
I don't know if they said you could use your computing power
02:26:41
when you're not using your computer that they would use
02:26:45
to somehow link with satellites to find extraterrestrial life.
02:26:49
It shouldn't be so much money to live,
02:26:52
revolutionize society with artificial intelligence.
02:26:56
They've gotten so much better at isolating patterns.
02:26:59
It's incredible, unintended people.
02:27:02
They used to be called at home study at home, study at home in good, good.
02:27:06
And then intended people were signed up for that.
02:27:09
And then call me because my company was making your computer faster.
02:27:12
And they'd be like, What the fuck is my Internet?
02:27:14
So should I be like, Well, you got 95% of your shit going.
02:27:19
They're like, What is this?
02:27:20
So they claim that it was only supposed to poll during like
02:27:23
off hours and like I said,
02:27:27
I'm just telling you, I don't know if you could govern that either.
02:27:29
I'm sure you could probably turn it off internally.
02:27:31
You can. It's called a quality of service. You can nowadays.
02:27:34
You can, you know, apps or pages or Internet apps
02:27:37
to specific levels of your bandwidth.
02:27:40
There might even be dips.
02:27:41
You just it may even just automatically default to start, start with windows.
02:27:46
And people don't realize that.
02:27:47
And so it just happens to start
02:27:48
and it's in the background and they don't realize it.
02:27:52
But that was a big one.
02:27:53
That was that was resource killer.
02:27:55
And it would be the first thing that I would check in.
02:27:58
As soon as I turn turn that off, they'd be like, Wow, dude, you're a God.
02:28:01
How did you make my computer so fast?
02:28:03
I remember hearing it and I like the idea of it.
02:28:05
I never signed up for it. I kind of wanted to.
02:28:08
But now that you say that, I'm kind of glad I didn't.
02:28:10
But now the new one, instead of searching
02:28:13
the olden days, we used to using computers to search for extra life.
02:28:16
Now we're using it to mine for bitcoin and shit.
02:28:19
Oh, you can.
02:28:21
You can lease out your computer's power to mine Bitcoin.
02:28:24
Yeah, right.
02:28:25
How's that going these days? I really. Yeah.
02:28:27
You used to be able to do that.
02:28:29
I should say.
02:28:32
I lost my.
02:28:36
Oh, there it is. I'm going to go get a beer.
02:28:38
And if you're.
02:28:39
Oh yeah, go on in your spare set.
02:28:42
Yeah. Really?
02:28:43
They like the new sound
02:28:45
very.
02:28:53
Violence is never the wrong.
02:28:57
Violence is always the answer.
02:28:59
Wrong way.
02:29:02
Violence is the word on the screen.
02:29:05
There is correct?
02:29:07
Sorry, there is.
02:29:09
I didn't know.
02:29:12
Okay, so violence is sometimes the answer.
02:29:15
You sometimes have to resort to violence,
02:29:19
especially if your home is
02:29:22
or it's not only a violent person.
02:29:26
I feel it, but coming in violent. But
02:29:30
but when someone honks their horn
02:29:33
that's using emergency equipment for a non-emergency situation.
02:29:39
Emergency equipment is used to save lives
02:29:43
by using equipment designed
02:29:46
to save lives in order to not save lives, actually cost lives.
02:29:51
I to take that person's head and smashed into the steering wheel and honk the horn.
02:29:56
You like using your horn?
02:29:59
I shouldn't probably tell anybody that.
02:30:01
Do you actually go to the Pride parade or what?
02:30:04
I got pulled over for beeping my horn when the Red Wings won the Stanley Cup.
02:30:08
Really? When, as you said, it's a year.
02:30:10
I remember what year was. The night was not.
02:30:13
It was not the.
02:30:14
No, it was not the first year
02:30:15
because I remember the first year we literally shut down the whole band.
02:30:18
Was it. Yeah, it was, you know, 97. Okay.
02:30:21
Really Back then, 1999, it was not the first year
02:30:25
because the first year we weren't driving around in the nineties nineties, Not that
02:30:28
it was in
02:30:31
Right.
02:30:32
The second year.
02:30:32
Yeah. But later. Later. Yeah. Yeah.
02:30:35
I was, I was on Van Dike down by 23 mile on the Shelby cop.
02:30:39
He didn't give me a ticket
02:30:40
he's just like you can't be beep in your home for no reason whatsoever.
02:30:43
Yeah you don't know it wasn't it wasn't what.
02:30:47
It wasn't the reason that dumb ass just said no.
02:30:49
Yeah, but there were.
02:30:50
There was a reason.
02:30:51
Math is right.
02:30:54
Just goes, you know, you're right.
02:30:57
There was no malice.
02:30:59
I'm trying to say, you know, it is right politeness,
02:31:02
because everyone's always on your phone. Will.
02:31:04
I used to count to three, now I count to ten.
02:31:06
I think that's that's plenty fair.
02:31:07
And then I give them if I'm at all right.
02:31:10
Oh, you're right.
02:31:10
Ten is missing and you're not allowed to have your phone out, period.
02:31:13
A light. You're not allowed to look at it.
02:31:16
I don't really want to fight for citizen's arrest authority
02:31:18
to say you have a legal you're not allowed to have a period.
02:31:22
So I will beat my horn, but I will give them plenty of time.
02:31:26
So, I mean, there is that that's not an emergency.
02:31:29
I can wait and there's no dire need.
02:31:31
Those that illegally have my little you know yeah there's a4q and there's
02:31:36
excuse me
02:31:37
there do No I'm going to do a phone you want I've got my finger out the window
02:31:40
or I usually do like this in the rear because I've got a pickup truck.
02:31:43
I can do it like this.
02:31:44
And their headlights of the road,
02:31:45
my ass, they can see my big fucking Elmo hand and finger.
02:31:49
The Elmo.
02:31:52
I'm going to try to rein this back in.
02:31:55
Violence is never the answer. Fight me.
02:31:58
Okay?
02:31:59
I'm going to rain this back end unless somebody has
02:32:02
a final statement on that final thought.
02:32:05
So the very simplest taking it.
02:32:08
Take an example that maybe I don't know, it starts
02:32:12
soft and romantic
02:32:14
like I always jibber you and your man. Me.
02:32:18
Take me, take me, jabber, take me.
02:32:20
All right.
02:32:21
But then right at that moment, he grabs your throat and grabs a knife.
02:32:23
And he's about to stick it into the side of your head and you're going to die.
02:32:26
You have one choice.
02:32:28
Either die or violently stop him.
02:32:29
Is violence okay in that manner?
02:32:31
Yeah, I would say so. Before you go.
02:32:33
Oh, look, Gary, just the trolley problem all over again.
02:32:37
Do it. Not.
02:32:40
He's trying to fuck you and stick a knife in your head.
02:32:42
It's not the same unless there's, like you that he's fucking.
02:32:47
Whatever you question.
02:32:49
Or simply put, self-defense to save your own life or your family's life,
02:32:53
or even just a stranger, for that matter, that deserves to live more than a dick.
02:32:56
That's like, created out of evil.
02:33:00
You're not allowed to stop it. Why?
02:33:02
You deserve to live more than he does.
02:33:05
Because he just decided to be a jackass and break the social convention
02:33:08
and attack somebody with creating violence.
02:33:12
The only answer I can think of where that's wrong is, is in response
02:33:15
to violence.
02:33:16
And I don't mean vengeance or this is wanted by as
02:33:20
well. And I'm violently fighting.
02:33:21
Figuratively.
02:33:23
Okay.
02:33:24
Well, all right. Saying you're wrong.
02:33:26
I'm just saying I like to argue something is wrong.
02:33:30
Okay.
02:33:30
Should we read that?
02:33:33
Because that's going
02:33:35
what happened to space.
02:33:38
Okay. Oh,
02:33:40
bring us back. Real isn't.
02:33:42
Oh, we're going there.
02:33:44
Okay, good.
02:33:46
Should put space and space for rent.
02:33:49
Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, We're out here.
02:33:51
So I always.
02:33:52
It's like I've got a morbid curiosity with everything.
02:33:55
So death is one Death?
02:33:58
Yeah.
02:34:01
Oh, death in space.
02:34:02
Yeah.
02:34:03
Seven accidents and disasters in spaceflight.
02:34:06
So I set up a Challenger green for that.
02:34:10
Oh, Mount Rushmore.
02:34:13
Well, Mount Rushmore of Mount Rushmore.
02:34:15
Where does the Mount Rushmore of Mount Rushmore?
02:34:18
Yeah, because I.
02:34:19
I'm having trouble coming up with the other three.
02:34:22
Mount Rushmore. Yeah, that's the easy one.
02:34:25
Yeah, There is the SS
02:34:28
expedition six.
02:34:29
What are they going to show for the record?
02:34:31
For the record draw that ISIS.
02:34:33
That ISIS always faces Earth with the same face of the ISIS
02:34:37
because those humans put up there, it's up
02:34:41
to rotate for the same reason that the moon does,
02:34:44
because once once it's that close, it just you put it there.
02:34:48
It once and you would put the moon there.
02:34:50
Hold on a second. It stays the same.
02:34:53
Breaking news this just in
02:34:58
humans.
02:35:00
The moon there, kid.
02:35:01
I picked the wrong
02:35:03
way to do it again.
02:35:06
So Humans put the moon there.
02:35:09
So I got the breaking news button
02:35:11
and then right next to it, because for like eight shows,
02:35:14
I think jaw did breaking news at least 80 times.
02:35:17
So my, my, my muscle memory is breaking news then single Drew
02:35:20
There are several times
02:35:21
where he goes to me and I'm like, am I supposed to say something right?
02:35:24
You'll catch me all the time.
02:35:26
I'll be like, Oh, wait, Doctor Gary. I'm like, I guess,
02:35:31
well,
02:35:32
it'll still hear me, but it's show draw.
02:35:35
Okay, that's fine. That's fine.
02:35:38
What happened is exactly, is it expanding or shrinking?
02:35:41
Okay, so Challenger.
02:35:43
Oh, that Apollo team that died on the ground in a training mission,
02:35:47
the Challenger disaster.
02:35:49
There was a training mission. No, this is.
02:35:50
This is the challenger to begin know, but the lightning strike.
02:35:55
Strike happens during pilot 12.
02:35:57
There was a parachute failure.
02:35:59
This is not as
02:36:03
now as like interesting.
02:36:06
Neil Armstrong almost died twice.
02:36:12
So this year there's just a bunch of words,
02:36:14
not that interesting, but
02:36:18
so the challenger
02:36:19
isn't it almost died living
02:36:22
just I just know the way more efficient way to say it.
02:36:27
The big bird Carol smiling.
02:36:29
The person behind the suit of the classic Big Bird
02:36:33
was actually supposed to be on the Challenger spacecraft.
02:36:36
It's so
02:36:38
and the
02:36:40
reason that so they were just trying to do a PR bullshit, right?
02:36:44
So they wanted the big bird to be on here.
02:36:46
So the suit with the gentleman that's in
02:36:49
it is like eight feet plus tall.
02:36:53
And it was a great idea,
02:36:55
but it couldn't, it couldn't work out.
02:36:58
And so
02:37:00
they then had to change their course of action and their PR stunt
02:37:04
then became a teacher, which is that McCullough woman.
02:37:08
And we only have about
02:37:12
in the flood situation to the Citadel because
02:37:17
McNair
02:37:19
my children in college.
02:37:21
So Sesame Street and Challenger started
02:37:26
out a way to win to Nelson and that's within eight seven
02:37:30
so this is supposed to be be main engine start they tried
02:37:33
even just like hitting to try to cut down the suit or something and it
02:37:37
didn't work out.
02:37:38
So I was
02:37:42
power it
02:37:45
engines throwing up 300 and out a hundred for challenger
02:37:48
go at throttle up.
02:37:57
Oops.
02:37:58
So they also say that the thing that blew up was just rocket.
02:38:02
And so part of them is one of the objects that are still going up
02:38:05
and they are potentially still alive.
02:38:07
They have just lost cabin pressure reports because they passed out.
02:38:12
And they also claim that there was a chance that they may have
02:38:14
potentially, you know, if they haven't had a chance to make
02:38:19
it to guessing the earth at 200 miles per hour,
02:38:22
potentially, it's even better day from morning.
02:38:26
And remember, because once they got depressurized
02:38:29
over the of the shuttle, walking back up and then smashed into
02:38:33
all of the people of our country, this is true.
02:38:36
They knew it, too.
02:38:37
They knew that O-ring that they and Challenger were no
02:38:41
no pun intended over can not do their job, which
02:38:45
I really don't.
02:38:46
That was really no pun intended and discovered.
02:38:49
Are you about a challenged O-ring or.
02:38:52
Yeah there was so there was evidence that they we will never forget them
02:38:56
lowering was entirely so they didn't have a real tight or combined seal.
02:39:02
Yeah I think the joke goes what color were her eyes?
02:39:06
Blue. One blue this way, one blue. That.
02:39:09
No, they you say red because they're both.
02:39:13
Well, was it a bad time for the boom.
02:39:15
Sorry, I was looking for the job a little sooner.
02:39:19
Next time. Yeah.
02:39:22
So there was a dock.
02:39:23
There's a documentary about the Big Bird situation.
02:39:26
So I didn't
02:39:28
watch this fully, but it's a minute and a half.
02:39:30
But it's kind of talking about him potentially being on the
02:39:36
ship at the height of Big Bird's popularity.
02:39:38
I got a wonderful letter while I was on set and it was from so far,
02:39:45
and they were worried that Children America
02:39:48
were particularly interested in NASA's program.
02:39:50
But Big Bird was so popular they thought if he went up
02:39:53
in the shuttle that everybody would watch a lot more.
02:39:56
So would I be willing to orbit the Earth around?
02:40:02
Oh, my God, He kind of looks like Big Bird.
02:40:04
Yeah.
02:40:05
So I think they could have just put any old astronaut really kind of ridiculous.
02:40:09
Yeah. Yes.
02:40:11
Because I don't know if they plan on doing, like, some pictures of,
02:40:15
like, on the other hand,
02:40:17
who is ever going to get that source?
02:40:21
And what if
02:40:23
there was some sad shit to do It because he had to be in the Big Bird?
02:40:27
So we just spend all that money to build a bigger shuttle for him, right?
02:40:31
Heard from them that there was no room to put Big Bird on the ship.
02:40:33
We had to cancel
02:40:38
the neighborhood, so the wings went up.
02:40:41
They stopped production, said we got to watch the takeoff.
02:40:44
So they switched all our monitors
02:40:45
to the broadcasts and we could see the ship take off.
02:40:49
This is a special report that I found for every board.
02:40:52
I watched it. My teacher, Bill.
02:40:54
And so the children that was the one high school watching teacher at ninth
02:40:59
or 10th grade when I was in elementary school
02:41:04
down at a for Challenger.
02:41:06
And they loved her
02:41:09
because she used to watch the actual launches.
02:41:11
But we weren't watching them.
02:41:13
But we broke the news a lot.
02:41:15
You know, we yeah, assume that the crew is not alive.
02:41:20
Yes. I read somewhere that's funny because I read
02:41:22
some basically they said actually that many people actually it live.
02:41:26
But yeah, they would have just replayed it.
02:41:27
So that's like 10 seconds later, a minute later, 2
02:41:31
minutes later, if you have an hour this week, you get 100.
02:41:36
I'm not going to be when I have an hour.
02:41:38
It's interesting that dude that he was very depressed, that
02:41:42
that's baby guy in the Big Bird, too, because everyone else
02:41:47
there, the costumes were easier to remove.
02:41:50
And so he had to keep his big Bird costume
02:41:51
on all the time because it was hard to put on and take in.
02:41:54
So he had to like was in the costume all the time.
02:41:56
So it was hard for him to interact with like people regularly
02:41:59
and people would just like, talk to him
02:42:00
like he was like a big bird all the time and he'd like,
02:42:05
depressed.
02:42:05
His wife, left him like it was just a really fucking sad story
02:42:08
across the board with that guy.
02:42:13
People treat me like I'm fragile all the time.
02:42:17
Yeah, you are.
02:42:20
That's hard to line up there right?
02:42:24
Says Gary.
02:42:27
All right, so what would you guys consider
02:42:29
the best space movies? Ooh.
02:42:34
Oh, what was that?
02:42:35
Terrible one with Sandra Bullock.
02:42:38
Okay, so that's my word.
02:42:40
So you already beat me, too?
02:42:41
Yeah.
02:42:41
Yeah, that's true. Gravity.
02:42:43
It was pretty bad.
02:42:45
It was so bad.
02:42:46
Why did you have to untether him and let him float off?
02:42:51
Was that George Clooney That had to float away?
02:42:54
Oh, okay.
02:42:55
Well, why would he have to float away?
02:42:57
Oh, that is exactly terrible.
02:42:59
Even this doesn't even stand up to the standards of CGI.
02:43:02
Yeah, well, we have a chain reaction.
02:43:04
It's been confirmed that it's
02:43:06
unintentional side effect of the Russians striking one of their own satellites.
02:43:10
They shut down the
02:43:12
most likely
02:43:13
space that gone bad about shrapnel blow, ready to disengage.
02:43:17
You just see my family for three reasons.
02:43:20
My dad just lowering your data coming through.
02:43:24
What's the blowback, Houston? It's not good.
02:43:27
Most of our systems are falling
02:43:29
by other airlines as
02:43:33
it's down
02:43:35
the multiple satellites they're using most of all the telephone.
02:43:39
In the case of things like that, it just seems kind of like a little Spartan.
02:43:44
Throughout all day long, you have a limited force and actually
02:43:48
a big score for people expect the communication blackout.
02:43:52
But I have
02:43:55
to go out the visual contact
02:43:58
is from a mission that I had American
02:44:03
transport.
02:44:04
We had to go.
02:44:05
We had to go, go, go.
02:44:06
Reports, meteorological conditions,
02:44:10
and that for
02:44:12
posting the reports, Bay Area was like,
02:44:15
Lord, you copy your permission to retrieve doctor stuff. It's
02:44:21
way we represented Russian.
02:44:25
But here's the Russian.
02:44:26
I got no talking points.
02:44:28
I was in
02:44:36
the operating
02:44:41
like my thing is that we're going to do
02:44:45
we are
02:44:49
not in order.
02:44:54
Don't do that.
02:44:55
But if you don't do that, then carry
02:44:58
You do for my boy.
02:45:06
I can't see you anymore.
02:45:08
Do it now.
02:45:12
Houston.
02:45:13
Welcome.
02:45:14
He would go the same rate as the and
02:45:20
human release from the object
02:45:22
and go to like a completely different rate including over here
02:45:25
right
02:45:28
Such a bad movie
02:45:31
They tore apart The Martian with
02:45:36
Matt Damon.
02:45:37
It's not a space Matt Damon.
02:45:39
They did not feel these on Mars anymore.
02:45:43
Oh, that movie. Oh, yeah.
02:45:45
So I got the same page.
02:45:48
Oh, this one that I got. Oh
02:45:51
Okay.
02:45:52
I like Space Odyssey, the one that I got.
02:45:53
Yeah, I'd rather.
02:45:56
Yeah. 2001.
02:45:57
I can't wait till that year though.
02:45:59
Some of the some of these are in my opinion, the, the greatest space movies.
02:46:04
But you know, I'd say Star Wars but you know what's not
02:46:07
you know what's not in Star Wars
02:46:10
space
02:46:12
right.
02:46:13
They'll give you you can hear the lasers in space They're not in space.
02:46:18
They're always on a planet. No, no, no.
02:46:20
They fly around from, you know, maybe the building, not the first ones,
02:46:25
the planet, the plant first.
02:46:29
They were in space.
02:46:30
The spaceships that they flew around.
02:46:32
How was Wall-E?
02:46:33
How was Wall-E? Do.
02:46:35
I don't know.
02:46:37
I don't know. It's a children's movie.
02:46:39
I didn't realize I was crazy. It was.
02:46:40
It was more of a robot movie.
02:46:42
A new Star Wars would be their second one. See?
02:46:47
Huh? Yeah.
02:46:49
I don't know who that is.
02:46:50
Oh, this is great. This is.
02:46:52
You know, you need the right stuff to be an astronaut.
02:46:55
I was. I was 13.
02:46:57
I was 13 when that came out of It was a good movie.
02:47:01
Anything with Sam Harrison is good in this.
02:47:03
I don't understand this next one.
02:47:04
The fact is, a trip to the moon 1902 So this is the first
02:47:08
I don't know if it was the first talking movie or was the first something
02:47:11
that I've seen that iconic photo.
02:47:14
Uh, what? Yeah, What was that?
02:47:16
It was groundbreaking for something that gravity was.
02:47:19
Does it stand up?
02:47:20
That's the problem.
02:47:21
Well, no, it's just the first of something to.
02:47:24
I forgot what they did, but they did something in it.
02:47:28
But yeah, it's, it's a it's the earliest example.
02:47:31
You heard it here first.
02:47:32
They did something in it.
02:47:34
It was the earliest example of the sci fi genre.
02:47:39
That's all right.
02:47:41
It doesn't qualify as breaking news.
02:47:44
Never saw that.
02:47:45
No. Should I?
02:47:47
Breaking news that there's never of it.
02:47:50
Yeah.
02:47:53
Galaxy Quest was kind of funny.
02:47:55
Kind of funny, but
02:47:58
not really.
02:48:00
Ever heard of? Yeah, I didn't. I didn't.
02:48:03
Tim Allen. It was.
02:48:03
It was funny for the Ellen show to be true.
02:48:07
I didn't see Moon. Yeah.
02:48:08
I don't know what that is.
02:48:10
I don't know.
02:48:11
That is, I don't know who, who came up with this list time
02:48:16
website that we're looking at that horizon didn't care.
02:48:21
I mean it's all opinion they're fucking movies.
02:48:23
I mean it's all subjective.
02:48:25
Oh, I remember Treasure Planet.
02:48:26
They didn't help people basing it off of just sales alone like they, they,
02:48:32
they put a Disney put in a whole shitload of money this and it flopped badly
02:48:38
turned the plane.
02:48:39
It was like Treasure Island.
02:48:42
Oh, hey, there's the Star Trek Wrath of.
02:48:45
Come on, boy.
02:48:47
Where you barely.
02:48:50
You barely see it.
02:48:53
What I like is the point.
02:48:55
All I can see is had.
02:48:59
I like to get some a few Starship Troopers.
02:49:02
Thank you for your service.
02:49:04
I like.
02:49:08
Oh, this is the one that you only use for sex.
02:49:14
Interstellar.
02:49:14
I have one that's not going to be on this list.
02:49:18
Yeah,
02:49:19
sweetie, I've never seen Alien.
02:49:22
Believe it or not, the movie
02:49:25
and any of the Alien franchise
02:49:28
or the Alien.
02:49:31
You've never seen any aliens?
02:49:33
I've never seen the movie Alien.
02:49:35
You've ever seen an alien?
02:49:36
You don't know.
02:49:40
How can Gravity even be on this list?
02:49:44
Well, really, it should be on always, but not this one.
02:49:48
Yeah. No.
02:49:50
What's first, man?
02:49:50
Is that about the good?
02:49:52
That's a gosling it's real good.
02:49:55
It's real good. I've got it.
02:49:56
Neil Armstrong is in Iceland.
02:50:00
No, no, no.
02:50:01
It's baby duck, guys.
02:50:03
Maybe duck doo doo doo doo doo doo baby. Go
02:50:07
is baby goose gosling gosling.
02:50:10
Usually I saw this one.
02:50:12
I could do that now. Ad Astra. I never even heard of it.
02:50:15
And it's got a dumb fucking name. What does that even mean?
02:50:17
It's new or it's. I don't know what it was.
02:50:20
It was deep.
02:50:21
That means into the.
02:50:22
Into the stars.
02:50:25
Really?
02:50:26
Yeah. It's Latin.
02:50:28
Oh, I remember.
02:50:29
This is the
02:50:31
lost in space.
02:50:31
Stole the robot from this movie.
02:50:35
Oh, you know, there you go.
02:50:38
There.
02:50:39
Yeah. That's your Will Robinson.
02:50:44
Hmm. This one looks good.
02:50:46
Still do.
02:50:47
Do, do, do, do.
02:50:49
Look, they have regular cards and poker chips in this future or.
02:50:52
I mean, in this
02:50:54
sci fi,
02:50:57
of course, you know, this is playing cards.
02:50:58
The cards with a robot is playing card with this Roomba.
02:51:04
Oh, oh, playing cards with drawers.
02:51:06
Roomba.
02:51:07
I don't. Next week I played drinks live.
02:51:10
I play cards with drawers, Roomba
02:51:14
How long is this list before I go?
02:51:16
Is it like 200?
02:51:18
I should have looked. Oh,
02:51:20
I'm a millennial.
02:51:21
It's I think it's 30
02:51:23
I don't know any of these.
02:51:24
You know, any of these.
02:51:25
Now, what the hell are you getting?
02:51:26
Way down the line,
02:51:29
sunshine?
02:51:30
What a clever for a sci fi movie.
02:51:34
So the classic there. But
02:51:38
I don't know how accurate it was, but it was very entertaining.
02:51:41
Oh, Apollo 13.
02:51:42
Yeah. No, I like the movie.
02:51:46
Tom Hanks.
02:51:47
Yeah.
02:51:49
I don't know how much it holds up, but yeah, I don't.
02:51:53
I haven't seen it recently.
02:51:55
Yeah, I like contact is it has the best intro that we showed
02:51:59
going through the planets.
02:52:00
I don't remember the rest of the movie
02:52:02
except that it probably all loops around and the whole.
02:52:04
Let me guess, the whole universe was in her eye.
02:52:06
Or it was her father all along or something.
02:52:07
Oh, that's the one.
02:52:08
Yeah. That's the shitty movies.
02:52:11
Yeah,
02:52:12
that is very disappointing.
02:52:15
It built up to you were like, you're like, this is going to be good.
02:52:17
This is going to be good.
02:52:18
And then she opens the closet or the mirror or something and it's him.
02:52:21
And you're like, What fact? It was the
02:52:25
sorry
02:52:28
alert.
02:52:29
Spoiler alert.
02:52:29
Is it okay if it's 1997?
02:52:32
I love it when a flashcards turns into a movie review.
02:52:37
We hey, we could watch a movie and react.
02:52:39
That's not. But the big genre I life.
02:52:42
That sounds like that sounds like a big mystery.
02:52:44
Science theater 3000. Yeah.
02:52:48
So that my movie wasn't a robot.
02:52:53
Here's my favorite space movie.
02:52:55
All right?
02:52:55
It's not my favorite, but
02:52:58
I'm going to find it.
02:53:02
Muppets in space.
02:53:03
Ooh, that would have been a good one.
02:53:05
But no, no, that is on one of the lists that I saw.
02:53:09
I'm glad I made to Pendleton.
02:53:11
Wants to make history.
02:53:13
Supermarkets.
02:53:14
Jack Potter needs a vacation.
02:53:17
Jack Jack's life. That's not good.
02:53:19
You know, it's coupon day.
02:53:21
Lieutenant Pendleton is about to be miniaturized, placed into this needle
02:53:25
and then injected into this rabbit rock and roll.
02:53:33
But something went wrong.
02:53:35
And you're about to get a new destination
02:53:39
inside, Jack. But.
02:53:43
And then a man.
02:53:44
Hello? Can you hear me?
02:53:45
I know Jack's got twice
02:53:48
the problems on Jack, but he's double the man
02:53:53
with talk on his side.
02:53:54
Kick him.
02:53:55
Walk out
02:53:57
big, huh?
02:53:59
In his guts
02:54:02
and on his case.
02:54:03
It seems outrageous.
02:54:04
Our lives need to hold on for hours left for Jack to get out of danger
02:54:10
so that tunnel can get out of Jack.
02:54:13
If Dennis Quaid and Martin Short this summer's
02:54:19
compelling is starkly commercial, there's like a region or space
02:54:25
I'd heard of, interstates I never saw.
02:54:27
I enjoyed that movie that was like 12.
02:54:30
I love how outrageous the preview is because it just seems like it's,
02:54:36
Hey, Martin, Short, Little City.
02:54:38
I know it's not a concept you guys are used to actually
02:54:40
trying to get out of a man.
02:54:42
Danny Myers Oh, I'm sure
02:54:48
there's somebody else that you know.
02:54:50
Oh, Dana Curtis, who is
02:54:54
my last year,
02:54:56
supposedly, Allegedly
02:55:00
isn't Will it was Will Raper
02:55:05
will appear
02:55:08
like I read the review.
02:55:13
Well,
02:55:14
what the heck believe his first initial was
02:55:17
I had gone
02:55:26
those old jokes
02:55:28
where you would say so such and such a book written by so and so.
02:55:31
Those are those are funny.
02:55:33
Is there more
02:55:35
know I will Raper probably wrote a book We cross back over.
02:55:39
I couldn't think of one
02:55:42
space in inner space.
02:55:43
Does that count?
02:55:44
Of course. No. I watch you write
02:55:47
except later.
02:55:50
Hmm. So
02:55:51
in the gravity thing, they didn't reference the space junk.
02:55:55
And that's the one thing that worries me is like the space junk aspect
02:55:59
because a lot of shit flying around our planet and at some point
02:56:03
it may provide a barricade of like
02:56:06
against the sun rays, the sun's rays, but it makes harder to they have to like
02:56:11
sometimes plot launches based on space
02:56:13
junk and they plan plot.
02:56:16
So in October 3rd of this year,
02:56:20
the United States issues the first ever
02:56:26
space for spying.
02:56:27
No, the first ever fine for
02:56:31
space junk to Dish Network
02:56:33
because they were supposed to have
02:56:36
their failed outmoded satellite.
02:56:39
It's supposed to be a certain distance away from the planet or something.
02:56:42
And they couldn't get in there or something So
02:56:45
how the fuck are they going to get it there with a space net?
02:56:48
I have no idea.
02:56:48
They said.
02:56:48
It's sort of like I have no idea how satellites move about.
02:56:51
They ran out of gas or something and they can't do anything about it. So
02:56:56
first launch in 2000 to
02:56:59
go to.
02:57:00
Great idea to do that.
02:57:04
Probably
02:57:09
that one
02:57:09
which was meant to move to the satellites, 186 miles further from Earth.
02:57:13
But the end of its life in 2002 moved only 76 miles after it lost fuel.
02:57:18
So it was supposed to move further away.
02:57:20
So I think it's just supposed to drift away from Earth versus
02:57:24
get closer to earth.
02:57:25
But this is going to be an issue when it comes to leaving our planet
02:57:28
at some point because there's going to be a bunch of debris
02:57:30
like we saw in that very realistic movie called Gravity.
02:57:34
Do you see a very realistic do you see the crew realize
02:57:38
that we're running out of space in space?
02:57:42
Wow. Not exactly just around our planet.
02:57:45
And we in order to get to space, we have to get through around our planet.
02:57:51
Just leave it up to humans to block.
02:57:55
We're like, we'll just we'll just even trying to go
02:57:57
because it'll be too complicated, you know?
02:57:59
We'll have covered it with a shield of debris.
02:58:01
That's the height of some of the
02:58:02
some of the planets that they claim have some type of something
02:58:06
orbiting them that they claim is like all the rings of Saturn.
02:58:10
No, they call the Uranus
02:58:14
a basically a blockade around the planet
02:58:17
or like a ship around their planet, Spock.
02:58:21
Gary, come on.
02:58:22
The satellite.
02:58:26
No, not satellite.
02:58:28
They are.
02:58:29
They're playing a role, really, in a Star Wars, some type of
02:58:33
like some of that so as to be a no, no, no.
02:58:37
It's like more of an object, like a death star type situation.
02:58:41
Dyson Sphere.
02:58:43
Yeah, I think it is like,
02:58:45
yeah, we're talking about a
02:58:51
video intergalactic and
02:58:55
intergalactic galactic
02:58:59
jazz.
02:59:00
And that was the team sent in the forum to disrupt the whole scene.
02:59:05
I had a heard a request
02:59:08
for the draw wrap, but we didn't get one.
02:59:10
I like my schedule with coffee and cream.
02:59:12
This earlier I looked in the know.
02:59:15
I thought we were going play a video.
02:59:17
Stoney Creek. Oh yeah. Production.
02:59:20
No, I'm not done yet. Hold on.
02:59:21
Put it in the chair.
02:59:23
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
02:59:24
Give us what you got, Dragan.
02:59:26
She let me finish strong. I want to finish.
02:59:27
Can I finish all of your guys?
02:59:30
Yeah.
02:59:32
So we did.
02:59:34
We Can't talk about space
02:59:36
without highlighting those in which we have lost Zoom, that shooting.
02:59:40
Oh, yeah.
02:59:42
Zoom it.
02:59:43
Lost in space.
02:59:44
Oh, lost in space.
02:59:46
Yeah.
02:59:48
Wait. Lost in space is a real thing.
02:59:50
People are lost in space.
02:59:51
No, they were lost to space again.
02:59:54
I think
02:59:56
on the way to space.
03:00:00
Yeah.
03:00:01
Some of them were lost on the ground.
03:00:02
Training.
03:00:06
I don't know if that's the same. The
03:00:10
I mean it is for their family.
03:00:12
So this is 20.
03:00:15
So there were birds
03:00:17
doing things in an isolation, isolation chamber in 1961.
03:00:21
So we obviously don't know what the fuck they're doing.
03:00:24
Apollo one fire
03:00:27
astronaut who died in space, Soyuz.
03:00:31
I think this is the guy who had the fucking leakage
03:00:35
and it was leaking.
03:00:38
I've got some leakage.
03:00:41
Oh no.
03:00:41
He was a lot more afraid
03:00:43
of the launch.
03:00:44
One of the two solar panels that are open.
03:00:45
The spacecraft began to lack electricity.
03:00:49
He tried to open the panel by spinning the ship around his access
03:00:51
within that held it as malfunction of the, uh,
03:00:59
the reserve parish.
03:01:00
Oh, is this a fucking parachute accident? It's not even a space icon.
03:01:02
It's a parachute accident.
03:01:04
Oh, my Lord. Still, but still.
03:01:07
I mean,
03:01:09
there's a lot of is
03:01:13
the secretary of the Building
03:01:15
B died in a car crash,
03:01:18
Right?
03:01:19
This is what really is more important to me is like this timeline here.
03:01:23
So 1961, 1967,
03:01:26
67, 67, obviously, these three came together
03:01:31
now that they were in a three zone, but they all die together as well.
03:01:34
I mean, it's amazing if you can come together.
03:01:36
No, no, it's very unselfish here in unselfish.
03:01:39
Well, that's it's quite the especially as you get older, it gets more difficult.
03:01:44
The planning is they would burn
03:01:49
sorry you don't get to come
03:01:52
you know
03:01:54
so 71, 71, 86, 86, 86, 86, 86, 86.
03:02:00
Interesting how that works.
03:02:01
Shuttle Challenger failed. Yeah.
03:02:04
There's a girl or girl, Susan, where you played well to call her.
03:02:09
Her eyes were scarred, dated Polar bear Susan
03:02:13
it's listed as Big bird.
03:02:16
There is obviously Susan McCall for the Virgin
03:02:20
Mary.
03:02:21
Oh, Chris Christie McCall sorry about Susan
03:02:25
I'm I'm retired
03:02:27
Shuttle Columbia 2003 Columbia.
03:02:30
Yeah One of the more reason one's cool
03:02:34
people don't no one they attribute William with cool
03:02:37
Virgin Galactic in 2014.
03:02:39
Technically there was a failure.
03:02:42
Oh, yeah, it was pilot error
03:02:45
and someone ended up dying, unfortunately.
03:02:47
Oh, the other pilot actually ended up living one of them dying.
03:02:50
But the Virgin Galactic. But
03:02:54
what are the chances that guy's name actually being husband.
03:02:56
Husband?
03:02:58
Yeah, I saw that Michael Ellsbury
03:03:01
husband a very
03:03:04
by speaking a husband, a loving father.
03:03:08
This is the only aren't he's the only one the only one.
03:03:12
The wife is like fuck you I was
03:03:15
husband
03:03:18
was a loving husband and people
03:03:22
This is a perfect segway for dead people.
03:03:25
Not yet.
03:03:27
So Virgin Galactic, great company to invest in
03:03:30
not giving, but they also have some investment.
03:03:35
No, it's cool that Rocketship Women
03:03:38
are an investment advisor.
03:03:41
VSS Unity is a science lab unlike any other.
03:03:45
They've got to do research with a dual wings.
03:03:49
In Boeing,
03:03:50
you have the extreme of going to the space lab are doing Boeing drives the well you
03:03:55
there is a drop in ships like them to I think 700 miles
03:03:59
an hour from 5 to 7 and then it drops them and then they shoot out even more.
03:04:04
But things like drop towers or parabolic flights that would you
03:04:08
momentary two or 3 seconds worth of microgravity.
03:04:10
Virgin Galactic space flight system allows researchers and scientists
03:04:14
and technologists access to minutes of continuous microgravity.
03:04:19
We let you go a quicker, faster, cheaper and have more access to space.
03:04:28
Virgin Galactic's mission is to democratize space.
03:04:31
Our spaceflight system is bringing access to universities, government agencies,
03:04:37
high schools and researchers that didn't have this capability before.
03:04:42
There's a bunch of different types of research that you can do on a Virgin
03:04:45
Galactic spaceflight research, which means the payloads are loaded
03:04:49
in the racks that don't require action during flight.
03:04:52
There's human tend to payloads,
03:04:54
and then the crew themselves can also be the payloads or testing
03:04:57
how the environment of microgravity affects the human body,
03:05:01
as everybody knows.
03:05:03
But I really like what this is going to end up being is that it's
03:05:06
pilot flown, the cabin is modular and can be adjusted to your needs.
03:05:10
And it also takes off and lands from right here at Spaceport America.
03:05:13
You can put in your experiments your science of right for takeoff,
03:05:17
minimizing the time 62 mile high club mission.
03:05:21
You can have access to your data within hours of landing.
03:05:25
This kind of unprecedented access just unlocks possibilities.
03:05:29
So we're going to see a lot of new innovation
03:05:31
and new science in the medical fields with pharmaceutical research,
03:05:35
medicine, development, how there's no such thing as new science.
03:05:39
You can test neurobiology.
03:05:40
There's only science. How plants grow.
03:05:42
You can test limit cardiac responses,
03:05:45
microgravity research being done in space benefits, life on Earth.
03:05:49
Virgin Galactic is breaking down barriers for space access and scientifically,
03:05:56
what did she say?
03:05:57
Wait, you're muted.
03:06:00
Somehow that's on my end.
03:06:02
I would because I was fucking with my pope and she was knocking on my bell.
03:06:07
Knock, knock, knock.
03:06:08
I was talking to you or whatever you said about something.
03:06:13
Well, you just said
03:06:17
rockets.
03:06:20
I said that with all this wonderful science and technology
03:06:23
and I disagree with her saying new science, there's only science.
03:06:27
And then I said something and I said, Well, with all
03:06:30
with all this technology and stuff, all that's going to end up turning into
03:06:33
is the 62 mile high club where rich people pay to have sex on a rocket.
03:06:38
Yeah, I get that.
03:06:38
But I don't.
03:06:39
I scoff at your you know, the thing you said before
03:06:43
that what the there's no such thing as new science.
03:06:46
I mean, then why, why, why bother studying anything then?
03:06:49
Because.
03:06:50
Because that's all science is, is the constant study and observation
03:06:54
and constantly retesting how
03:06:56
I thought you were saying, like, Oh, it's already all there.
03:06:59
So all science has new meanings.
03:07:01
Yeah, I don't I mean, there's no, there's no such thing as new science.
03:07:04
There might be discoveries and experiments
03:07:06
that we you were saying there is like, okay, I misinterpreted
03:07:10
the term new science makes it sound like there's bad old science.
03:07:14
There isn't.
03:07:15
It's just.
03:07:15
It's just science,
03:07:18
right? Am I wrong?
03:07:20
No, I got you.
03:07:20
I was just interpreting different. I thought you were.
03:07:23
Don't interpret me.
03:07:24
Just listen to me.
03:07:25
No, that's the whole point.
03:07:28
What do think interpret means?
03:07:29
You know the definition of interpret.
03:07:31
I don't. I can't interpret that.
03:07:32
I'm only hearing you. And you're not saying,
03:07:34
you know, you're saying, Oh, I heard it like in little boys.
03:07:38
I know.
03:07:39
That's what I heard
03:07:42
in Georgia, where I live inside
03:07:46
my my daughter's whole area
03:07:51
for thought.
03:07:52
So I'm in a sidebar. Right.
03:07:53
So what do you guys think?
03:07:54
You're not sorry.
03:07:57
Bar too far, but we almost have enough words
03:08:00
where I can get a jibber draw here pretty soon.
03:08:04
Yeah.
03:08:05
What do you guys think of so space?
03:08:07
You guys think of, like, space?
03:08:08
What about to space here on earth?
03:08:11
Oh, plenty. Oh, we're running out of space.
03:08:13
Fuck on land. Fuck
03:08:16
off, Fuck off.
03:08:17
India. China.
03:08:19
Yeah. All right, Malaysia.
03:08:20
There's like, 500 people for every square foot because there's,
03:08:23
you know, high rises and shit.
03:08:25
But all you have to drive up north to try and make that a reference in every show.
03:08:30
Oh, Wyoming.
03:08:31
No, drive up north in Michigan.
03:08:32
There's clearly another room.
03:08:35
Not not comfortably, but with technology you could build up, you could fit
03:08:39
everybody on the entire planet, probably in up north Michigan.
03:08:42
Oh, you're not you're not comfortably.
03:08:45
Not comfortably. But like like it is in Malaysia.
03:08:48
I mean, no, that's Saudi Arabia again.
03:08:50
What is that one wall?
03:08:51
Like, wherever the fuck that is,
03:08:53
they're going to where it's all vast and then everything's all inside.
03:08:57
Yeah, they just the different wall of China.
03:08:59
It's like everything's all within like a fucking 15 minute.
03:09:02
Like you've got.
03:09:03
They're pretty much. Oh, that's convenient.
03:09:06
Oh, it's like a prison kind of is what they're getting at.
03:09:08
But it's, but the Yeah.
03:09:10
Arabia, I'm going to try to look it up but got something else to roll out here.
03:09:15
But what your white boy Rick analysis was pretty good
03:09:20
like would you trade 20 years your life for $1,000,000.
03:09:26
Yeah it's more than I'll make two years.
03:09:29
In 20 years, $1,000,000 won't even be enough to live for two years,
03:09:34
huh? Okay.
03:09:35
Thanks for that, Brady.
03:09:37
You're a real downer.
03:09:40
You saw
03:09:41
there's no such thing as inflation, and Tinkerbell is real.
03:09:44
Do you feel better now, Mr.. I don't believe in things.
03:09:47
I don't believe in things.
03:09:48
Now you want to fight, Tinkerbell.
03:09:50
Tell you what I would fight to give up.
03:09:54
Yeah. No, Tinkerbell Kick your ass.
03:09:56
I'm telling you, you are underestimating Tinkerbell.
03:09:58
Okay?
03:09:59
Imagine her only magic.
03:10:01
Well, is a little tiny spark.
03:10:03
She sticks that in your eye.
03:10:04
Now what?
03:10:04
You're going do, blind guy Tinkerbell is not real.
03:10:08
I win. Peter was going to kick your ass.
03:10:10
I don't think so.
03:10:11
I'll just turn off the TV and she'll go away.
03:10:18
Turn off your imagination.
03:10:21
This is a weird video Imagination.
03:10:26
It was video from one way.
03:10:28
Yahoo!
03:10:28
Finance is a weird video because it's a way to like CGI and just
03:10:32
video like hype.
03:10:34
This is very odd, but this is the one wall
03:10:38
here in the proposition for Saudi Arabia.
03:10:42
And I'm still trying figure out the difference between imagination
03:10:45
and physics lately.
03:10:48
Yeah,
03:10:52
lately.
03:10:53
100 years.
03:10:54
100 years since they're not going to build a wall.
03:10:57
They're trying to build a canal
03:11:02
dam that will out.
03:11:06
I got it.
03:11:07
What? Baby, I can't hear you.
03:11:09
It's loud. But it's not loud to them.
03:11:12
I mean, it's just generic fucking music.
03:11:14
But they know it's over the deaf because they got it coming in from you.
03:11:19
I don't have talking. So we can't hear us.
03:11:23
I can't hear us.
03:11:24
Oh, this is Arabia. I thought this was Israel.
03:11:27
My bad.
03:11:28
No, but it's just supposed to be this fucking.
03:11:33
We're going to control you because you got to live within our thing.
03:11:36
Like there's been video games that utilize that type of adage where,
03:11:40
you know, this company built this utopia of this, and you live in the city,
03:11:45
but you're also governed by their fucking what they say because you it's like me.
03:11:50
I live in my apartment complex, even though my cousins own the shit.
03:11:53
I'm so governed by what they say for the most part.
03:11:55
Like, do you ever see the movie The Island?
03:12:00
It's not a great movie.
03:12:01
It's a pretty good movie.
03:12:02
It has Scarlett Johansson and the guy that plays
03:12:04
Obi Wan, I don't know his actor name. It's Joe.
03:12:06
I think you came.
03:12:09
Ewan McGregor. Yeah, that's it.
03:12:12
And they they spend their whole life on this.
03:12:15
Ah, they don't think I don't know what they think it is.
03:12:17
It's, but they're, they're actually clones of rich people
03:12:22
and they think they win the lottery and they get off this
03:12:24
because like you were saying, they have to get
03:12:27
their monitored, they have to pee and eat and do everything that they're told
03:12:30
because they're really just organ donors, really.
03:12:34
But whenever they're their numbers up, they're they're clone,
03:12:37
they're real original.
03:12:38
Their person has an accident,
03:12:40
they get called to, you know, harvest organs.
03:12:43
But in their world, they have no idea.
03:12:45
And they just win the lottery.
03:12:46
They get sent to the island
03:12:50
and that's it.
03:12:51
That's it.
03:12:52
It's a great movie.
03:12:56
Let's watch that next.
03:12:58
Okay. Let's watch this. Next.
03:13:00
We have we have to do a cooking show next week round.
03:13:04
My wanting to do it. Okay. Okay. I'm in,
03:13:07
but I'm not cooking.
03:13:10
I will.
03:13:11
I'm cooking.
03:13:12
I'd do anything for the show I mostly eat.
03:13:18
Oh. Even on camera, I guess.
03:13:20
Just a segment.
03:13:23
We'll check that.
03:13:24
I'm going to check the
03:13:27
I know it's going to take 4 hours to cook,
03:13:28
but I mean, I can do a kitchen segment.
03:13:34
Yeah, my my,
03:13:36
my sister used to make this joke how she was not a cook so much that
03:13:39
when she would buy food and it had three instructions,
03:13:42
the third instruction better be eat
03:13:47
open and eat.
03:13:49
So are you going to put up a drawer, wrap things so I can play?
03:13:54
No, no, no.
03:13:55
We got two more to let me finish out.
03:13:57
So we finish.
03:13:59
We put it in outer space. Right?
03:14:01
I was trying to go beyond that. Right. Oh, what about
03:14:05
beyond outer space?
03:14:06
Outer, outer space. Oh, this.
03:14:08
The idea of space itself.
03:14:12
Outer drive.
03:14:13
It be more general comfort zones, Right?
03:14:16
What about personal space?
03:14:17
What about, like, space
03:14:19
people that can't manage their own space
03:14:22
stay six feet of space, six feet apart?
03:14:25
Some of my favorite things, which would be people who are extreme
03:14:29
personal space, extreme.
03:14:32
My readers.
03:14:33
One of my favorite hoarders is actually episode one, season
03:14:37
one of Hoarders, and it's a leading food.
03:14:41
And this is making my brother and I it was forever and we still joke about it.
03:14:45
This fucking pumpkin, there's vegetables.
03:14:47
Fucking pumpkin is great.
03:14:49
Here is
03:14:58
I have a tendency to sometimes overestimate how much room
03:15:02
I have for things.
03:15:03
When I find something that's priced really well.
03:15:06
Oh, here's some cold coffee, some old coffee.
03:15:09
Oh, yeah.
03:15:20
Question Jill.
03:15:21
David Tolan. Nice to meet. Nice to meet you.
03:15:24
Well, welcome to the pitch.
03:15:27
Well, let's take a walk.
03:15:29
My name is Dr.
03:15:30
David Tolan.
03:15:31
I'm a clinical psychologist and a researcher in the area of compulsive
03:15:36
hoarding. Wow.
03:15:40
Well, so.
03:15:40
So, Jill, tell me what it is that we're looking at.
03:15:44
We're looking at
03:15:49
a complete mess.
03:15:53
Okay.
03:15:53
And my favorite thing in history in the morning, the smell is the first thing.
03:15:59
So the smell hits you when you walk in the house.
03:16:01
It's like a blast.
03:16:03
Your face
03:16:06
or in your gut anywhere in the pumpkin.
03:16:09
And if you notice a smell, I think I'm probably immune to it.
03:16:13
I'm noticing a strong a strong smell.
03:16:15
And I'm also noticing I don't know if you've
03:16:20
around the room.
03:16:21
Yeah, there are flies
03:16:23
that might be about you.
03:16:26
Oh, my God.
03:16:27
She should have been evicted already.
03:16:30
You know, sometimes when you get a strong smell
03:16:32
and a lot of flies buzzing around, it means that there's something rotting.
03:16:35
Some right or something right here.
03:16:37
My head's not in this room.
03:16:38
No, I have apples that are rotting and making me hungry.
03:16:41
You know, I.
03:16:43
In this room in the
03:16:45
lobby, there's some fruit over there, but it's fresh, fresh fruit over there.
03:16:49
But there's no revolution in the pumpkin.
03:16:50
Okay, Now, the pumpkin was
03:16:53
when it was fresh.
03:16:56
Not so fresh now.
03:16:57
No, no, no.
03:16:59
It's like he's right. And she get rid of it.
03:17:02
And it was rotting you know, those are the rules.
03:17:06
Sometimes when you get a strong smell, a lot of flies.
03:17:09
But it really became a pumpkin that
03:17:12
was not in this room.
03:17:14
So why do we always devolve to this shit kitchen with food in this room?
03:17:20
You know, the there's some fruit over there, but it's fresh.
03:17:24
Fresh fruit.
03:17:25
Oh, I'm sorry.
03:17:26
The pumpkin. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
03:17:27
I forgot about this
03:17:29
second thing that's probably been sitting here for four or five months.
03:17:32
What's the reason?
03:17:33
Is it laziness or fondness?
03:17:35
Why is she keeping the pumpkin insane?
03:17:38
She's right.
03:17:39
It was a very nice pumpkin when it was fresh.
03:17:42
She murdered a long list of cops, you know,
03:17:45
no more. No.
03:17:48
Oh, no.
03:17:48
You know, the department might very well condemn a house like this.
03:17:52
It's great.
03:17:53
It's very clear that there were huge piles of rotting food all over the place.
03:17:58
And there's there's quite a
03:18:01
collection here.
03:18:02
This is so.
03:18:04
Yeah, I guess my question is, it's a piece where that was a person's family.
03:18:08
And the reason you
03:18:10
include
03:18:12
it's gone now.
03:18:15
You have to have a certain amount of denial to allow
03:18:20
this kind of a last meal that you have to have the absence of a fucking fridge.
03:18:25
I just stepped on
03:18:27
some more, pumpkin or you know what?
03:18:29
She can't get to the fridge anymore.
03:18:31
Squash
03:18:33
is only forgotten about that.
03:18:35
Unrelated to the unrelated to the pumpkin
03:18:39
is a refrigerator which kind of put
03:18:45
what's going on in here.
03:18:46
Well, the ice chunk has taken hold of a couple of things.
03:18:52
And my carrots,
03:18:55
which I wanted to make carrot juice from, have
03:18:59
spoiled.
03:19:00
I've got a lot of yogurt in there, some of which a lot of
03:19:04
I probably will still eat.
03:19:06
For one, I don't care about the dates if it's not puffy and
03:19:11
smells so cheap.
03:19:12
It's a very
03:19:14
public that I was hired six months ago
03:19:18
due to expiration dates are great now.
03:19:20
We got do a walk on showing that we've learned anything
03:19:24
great We've learned that the process Yeah no everything else up to
03:19:28
that was not time that I got no with eating shit though
03:19:31
be a certain amount is expected along the way, but
03:19:35
your body's equipped with detecting shit that'll make you sick usually.
03:19:39
Yeah.
03:19:40
I just say some two week old chicken.
03:19:42
I mean, I smell that.
03:19:44
That was great. Yes.
03:19:47
She has corrupted her personal space.
03:19:50
Yeah.
03:19:51
So knowing me, I usually like to just kind of, you know,
03:19:55
very slowly tap into the morbid.
03:19:58
But we go from food to just straight shit.
03:20:02
Yeah.
03:20:02
Oh, the poop lady.
03:20:06
No poop in.
03:20:13
I'm not making this full scream.
03:20:16
Actually, by the time you put it in there, it's actually a dirty water.
03:20:19
That's what that is.
03:20:23
That's
03:20:23
what all those dirty water jugs are about.
03:20:27
I want to say that there is more. Shannon.
03:20:29
Did she get rid of that dirty water?
03:20:32
Yes, because she really doesn't like calling your guy help.
03:20:35
It's nice to look at the floor.
03:20:37
You're not just looking for urinate or if this house has the septic issue,
03:20:42
because that was supposed to be drained once every four years
03:20:47
and there's still some space in the toilet.
03:20:50
But I don't want it to overflow.
03:20:54
So I've been using bucket
03:21:01
and the bucket is full of pee and poop.
03:21:04
It's really hard to lift it.
03:21:07
So They just put it in a smaller bucket.
03:21:10
You ever heard the expression I can't afford a bucket to here
03:21:14
able to take it outside an empty.
03:21:19
My neighbors could view it
03:21:20
as being odd that I dumped the bucket out in the front yard.
03:21:24
You know, neighbors say anything to me about it
03:21:26
either, though.
03:21:31
Oh, no, no, no, no.
03:21:34
This is a small blue bucket.
03:21:36
My mother used, before she died. But
03:21:40
it's cool.
03:21:41
So do you wash your hands
03:21:43
like you're going to wash your hands for that or you worried about it?
03:21:47
You got it now.
03:21:48
Okay, Now is this This is not the worst horse that ever cleared out.
03:21:52
She's eating two feet from all the poop near it.
03:21:55
Do you think I meet the definition of a hoarder?
03:21:58
The soup man? You got a ton of people. Is that.
03:22:00
What is this?
03:22:01
This gives Hoarders a bad name, and it's a must visit
03:22:04
it having to do with mold and dust moldy, not getting beat.
03:22:08
How is that? Is that right? Information?
03:22:10
Are you to think that
03:22:15
they.
03:22:17
I guess so because I thought it was due to the mold and dust.
03:22:20
You have to tell me this because I don't know if some people would argue.
03:22:24
I do not know.
03:22:26
Feces open house is bad, but the weight, I don't smell it anymore.
03:22:30
It's extremely dangerous house, the feces, the mold.
03:22:34
I don't even see any tampons laying on the floor.
03:22:37
It's going to be hard, but I'm going to give up some stuff up here, man.
03:22:40
Come on. Please.
03:22:41
Please. Come on.
03:22:42
I'm going to go ahead and eat some of the contaminated somebody like to come in.
03:22:46
I have
03:22:48
this when somebody goes on intervention,
03:22:50
Anything for sure?
03:22:53
This is a new this is a new genre.
03:22:55
It's called hostage Ambush.
03:22:58
Yeah.
03:22:59
We'll do anything to make it stop.
03:23:03
She was like, I've got to eat some of the spoiled food
03:23:05
because just like an intervention, you got to get high one last time.
03:23:08
So she gets off on eating.
03:23:09
The spoiled food is ruined.
03:23:12
Okay, So I'm going to.
03:23:14
Oh, okay.
03:23:21
So I think so
03:23:24
since we've already tease that we're just going to dive right in.
03:23:27
One last one second.
03:23:29
One the great Segway after the shit bucket.
03:23:33
Right? Right.
03:23:34
Yeah, Anything's better than that.
03:23:38
So now I'm going.
03:23:39
We're going to dive right in.
03:23:41
Yeah, dive right into the grave is the graveyard segment.
03:23:44
But let's just have this because I think we already brought this up,
03:23:46
and then you brought this exact thing up.
03:23:48
But I just want to reiterate my point here.
03:23:51
Will you
03:23:52
eventually run out of spaces for cemetery
03:23:56
users potentially to
03:24:01
get cremation or is burial the thing that gets is down here, right.
03:24:04
So it dates are most at risk.
03:24:06
You run out of cemetery space.
03:24:08
These are the top ten states
03:24:09
that will run out of cemetery space based on our metrics.
03:24:13
California, Hawaii, New Jersey, New York,
03:24:16
Virginia, Massachusetts, Georgia, Washington, Nevada.
03:24:19
The reason is the death rate
03:24:22
compared to the population density
03:24:24
and then burial expense expectancy, whatever the fuck that means.
03:24:30
How many picks, how many people are expected to die
03:24:33
in Hockey Creek, how often
03:24:36
or get suspended enough.
03:24:38
You don't need to bury any
03:24:40
more.
03:24:42
Do you follow
03:24:44
this form? Yeah.
03:24:46
I don't know.
03:24:51
We didn't get it either.
03:24:54
It is literally recorded.
03:24:56
See, my job is to make you look good.
03:24:58
So let me know when you're gathered and I'll put you back on the screen.
03:25:03
We know
03:25:04
that we need to rewind that and bring that back
03:25:07
to breaking news.
03:25:14
Gary just fell into the grave.
03:25:26
That's the right one.
03:25:30
Ouch.
03:25:33
Oh, my goodness.
03:25:34
Oh, did you fall on the fucking fence or
03:25:41
or what happened before he pulled out?
03:25:45
All right, this really deserves it. Hang on.
03:25:49
You know,
03:25:50
breaking news.
03:25:51
This just in. There you go.
03:25:54
I was walking from Mill Creek to Milk Crate over the fence,
03:25:57
and I stepped too far on the edge this side of this milk crate.
03:26:02
And it tipped over and I went over the fence as over apple cart.
03:26:09
Okay, I'm glad you said that, because I don't understand that freezing.
03:26:12
That freezing makes no sense to make the ice.
03:26:15
So the ass makes no sense.
03:26:17
The ass is the donkey.
03:26:18
Yeah. How does it get over the apple cart?
03:26:20
Normally, the apple here would be over the ass.
03:26:22
Somebody really fucked like that.
03:26:24
That's the whole point.
03:26:25
Somebody really fucked up.
03:26:27
So this is the Shepherdson tombstone,
03:26:33
and it's got the obelisk.
03:26:35
Samuel Shepardson died November 20th, 1892,
03:26:41
and so starting age 73 years plan this also.
03:26:46
Elizabeth M, his wife died June 2nd, 1886.
03:26:52
According to the agency that is most prevalent,
03:26:56
most plots average is 100 years that they will
03:27:01
keep the grave there. Here you go.
03:27:03
He died four years late,
03:27:07
six years before him.
03:27:09
But she was more than just the matter of the delay versus
03:27:12
his shitty camera or just grainier and creepier,
03:27:17
correct.
03:27:20
At the
03:27:24
it makes it look. Yeah.
03:27:25
I've wondered that a couple of them.
03:27:28
Garry's picture looked way better than the one that was taken.
03:27:32
All that Mossadegh there.
03:27:34
You can't you can't mimic them.
03:27:36
Like I'm sure
03:27:36
that if you pulled that picture up, it probably like all brand new and pristine.
03:27:40
I like the creepy moss ness.
03:27:43
So over the ground.
03:27:45
What is that? Is that I can't.
03:27:47
It's too heavy a train.
03:27:49
I can't lift that.
03:27:51
Do you think it fell over?
03:27:53
Yeah. Look.
03:27:53
So you fell off of this lake.
03:27:55
It was sitting on top of this. What's that?
03:27:57
And it fell off you. We need to.
03:28:00
We need to create a donation, and we need to repair
03:28:03
these graves.
03:28:07
What's in the thing?
03:28:08
There's a big base.
03:28:10
Just the slab, that's all.
03:28:11
We look at a little thin in that area.
03:28:13
So. Yeah. Care for the little penis? One
03:28:16
That's dangerous.
03:28:17
Cement. It
03:28:20
laid out this thing down with it.
03:28:22
Come in between your legs and put the camera here.
03:28:26
This is the Tippet section.
03:28:28
Lay down with that obelisk.
03:28:30
Come in between your legs and show us.
03:28:32
Give me a name.
03:28:34
Say the name Legacy. The name Mother.
03:28:39
Okay.
03:28:39
Oh, this one. This is Elizabeth Tibbets.
03:28:43
No Course Elizabeth to be Massey.
03:28:45
Yeah, you dipshit.
03:28:46
You get the fuck Kramer, Mother of John T Reynolds.
03:28:51
That's a weird only child.
03:28:53
How would she be the mother of
03:28:57
John T Reynolds?
03:28:59
And wouldn't he have
03:29:02
he name of is he put a different name?
03:29:06
Oh, because you know, Brian she was a whore.
03:29:10
Get that?
03:29:12
What's up with the upside down star in the middle?
03:29:14
It's very specific to you.
03:29:15
You're.
03:29:16
He's really like the whole mother of John de Rosa.
03:29:19
Who the fuck is John T Reynolds?
03:29:21
The only brother I was never going to see.
03:29:23
Is that a different one? What's with that story?
03:29:25
Oh, he said real sounds there.
03:29:28
So only the fourth, isn't it?
03:29:33
C here.
03:29:33
Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Here's a perfect example.
03:29:36
Is that some type of it looks better now than it did in 2010.
03:29:40
These photos were taken in 2010 that I'm showing or what's going on?
03:29:44
Mike At least they were uploaded 2010
03:29:48
along the way.
03:29:49
Yeah. What are you doing on the mike? Gary, stop it.
03:29:51
All we can hear is crunch, crunch, crunch.
03:29:53
Yeah, well, because
03:29:55
he'll stop it.
03:29:58
Are you sure you'll stop it?
03:29:59
I'm not sure you'll stop it.
03:30:00
I mean, I. I was wrong.
03:30:02
I apologize.
03:30:03
If you want to the air some something.
03:30:06
Can I do. That
03:30:08
you can, you know.
03:30:08
Micro clocks. ABC What's that name. Yeah.
03:30:12
So just talk
03:30:14
it over and Velva be
03:30:18
up in the car. Hey,
03:30:22
folks, I was born
03:30:24
on on.
03:30:27
I got it.
03:30:27
You know, I'm a B. There it is.
03:30:29
So it's a fun.
03:30:31
I was just like, Hey, Gary, is the angel still there?
03:30:35
It's a little slide before he is the cherub.
03:30:39
He's got to go slower. Man.
03:30:40
I missed the little cherub.
03:30:42
We were born
03:30:45
since.
03:30:46
Since I zoomed in on it for a long time.
03:30:48
You can watch it on the replay.
03:30:50
Okay. This is the culprit.
03:30:53
What is that? Oh, yeah. Good job. Watch it.
03:30:55
So the summer is.
03:30:57
We were born the same year they died fairly young.
03:31:00
And they both died fairly young.
03:31:04
Or if they were not the same shit,
03:31:08
eating unhealthy or maybe crack,
03:31:11
probably probably eaten in a microphone, eating crack, unhealthy.
03:31:24
Hmm. It used to.
03:31:26
That was fun.
03:31:28
They used to zoom out a lot more.
03:31:31
Yeah.
03:31:31
So see the following segment?
03:31:33
Do you have that?
03:31:34
Is it available to you here and to Brady?
03:31:36
Brady No,
03:31:38
it wasn't.
03:31:38
It was not and was not recording.
03:31:40
I don't do individual feeds.
03:31:43
It's that was I was telling you all when you start
03:31:46
when you join up there's a way you watch and it was just like a scene
03:31:50
you didn't really see much it it was like the camera
03:31:51
doesn't it, all over the place.
03:31:53
And all of a sudden
03:31:55
we were on the grass
03:31:57
because why would the camera be on the ground?
03:32:00
I could tell just fell. I wasn't laughing.
03:32:03
No, I was.
03:32:04
Damn, dude,
03:32:06
I heard again. There we go.
03:32:10
That's true.
03:32:11
Well, maybe. Maybe you need to.
03:32:14
Maybe the football.
03:32:19
You. It
03:32:31
space.
03:32:32
The tear kind of broken, now,
03:32:35
is it?
03:32:37
That's a shame.
03:32:41
So what about the space inside someone?
03:32:45
But I. But.
03:32:54
Holy shit.
03:32:56
Wait a minute.
03:32:58
Are you kidding me?
03:32:59
I'm on there.
03:33:01
Oh, no, I've got some problems with blood.
03:33:06
Yeah, I'm glad I know everything, man.
03:33:09
Yeah, Yeah.
03:33:12
We got to just eazy-e's verse from fucking
03:33:16
do, I'm sure.
03:33:18
What is it?
03:33:19
My, my.
03:33:19
My worst rant is
03:33:22
I'm racist, but everyone's racist.
03:33:25
I'm just honest about it.
03:33:30
So you're saying you're racist?
03:33:32
Yes. Yes, I am.
03:33:34
But so is everyone else.
03:33:35
And I'm just the only one honest enough to say, How do you win the racist?
03:33:40
I'm not racist.
03:33:43
Yes, you are. No,
03:33:46
of course you are.
03:33:47
So I'm racist in the sense where I am my own group, Italian-American,
03:33:51
which I'm not really born Italian, but even Americans are white.
03:33:54
Whatever.
03:33:55
I don't think I'm that I don't think we have dominion over anything.
03:33:58
But I'm always going to root for my team, so to speak.
03:34:01
I think that's inherent in your person.
03:34:04
You go before the voters.
03:34:07
So no, I know, listen, but I do the opposite
03:34:09
my entire life, not inherently just because I'm a hang on a second.
03:34:13
So if you've done the opposite, that's also racist.
03:34:17
Yes. Incorrect but I really I'm rooting.
03:34:20
I'm not not rooting for the same thing, man.
03:34:23
Jeez, you know what?
03:34:24
I really don't like it when somebody who's not white calls it reverse racism.
03:34:29
You know,
03:34:29
they're taking it to it's still racism, right?
03:34:33
They're just trying to sort of think how I like you instead of ranting flags.
03:34:38
You immediately went to racism.
03:34:40
So nobody talked about flags anymore.
03:34:42
I've got some things to add.
03:34:45
Bring it on.
03:34:46
Bring it on.
03:34:47
Actually, I don't I don't have anything.
03:34:50
I mean, I'm the best of friends, you guys myself.
03:34:53
I was trying to pick out my worst trait,
03:34:56
which is my racism, which is your forehead.
03:35:01
No, that's a look at this thing.
03:35:04
It's beautiful.
03:35:05
It's like leaving off of it.
03:35:08
Yeah, it's perfect.
03:35:09
Oh, we've played this song, but
03:35:12
we can do it again because, you know, Be
03:35:16
Easy does a great Gary
03:35:18
impersonation in the second half.
03:35:21
This is going in the rain.
03:35:23
The chair that we have on the in the the ninja shirt
03:35:30
very racist to called India
03:35:33
and it's a technological device
03:35:46
I've got a dual degree massage and hockey
03:35:48
welcome in a second Nagasaki Sieg heil Regale this week
03:35:53
Hell of a don't try to find your pawn shop see some more Don't soften
03:35:58
whatever comes up Smile on nihilists undeniable
03:36:02
set the fire list from the first pile to the final list.
03:36:06
Try all of this, not trial bits.
03:36:09
Well, I sat me on an island in silence.
03:36:12
Just childish wildness.
03:36:13
I'll bitch till the nastiness and violence seem stylish
03:36:18
while this island is piled high as it is.
03:36:24
I hate that Now we shut the fuck up.
03:36:26
It's built up a somewhat.
03:36:28
I've come to put some good shit What we're gonna do
03:36:32
with the poorest and hopefully pay it as much as possible.
03:36:35
These bitches all around
03:36:36
in sickness to see there sticks is in no danger to middle class interests.
03:36:40
Of course, to these bitches. No. See, they're basically.
03:36:43
They're the lower class scientists.
03:36:44
You just as long because
03:36:46
even they go through it is why, boys, you like going to me?
03:36:49
My boys?
03:36:49
I challenge what he said.
03:36:50
Boys on the world's ass and like noise for you know how to take your pizza
03:36:54
and pizza.
03:36:55
Emily So down to the next life, we may fight right to try to win.
03:36:59
Shit. It's your life, right?
03:37:01
It's home to me. We all do the same.
03:37:04
That's why I got bonds with me to back me up.
03:37:07
Because if you try to come and play this, come what you don't
03:37:10
get of wish I'm higher than Moses no lesson.
03:37:13
This hip hop cycle you Maybe one day your songs will be nice.
03:37:17
Now please like
03:37:22
I said, now please
03:37:25
stop it.
03:37:27
The buttons that draw.
03:37:29
I believe in these verses. Next.
03:37:30
Would you like fucking this, Gary?
03:37:34
In a nutshell?
03:37:36
Nice.
03:37:37
No, No one can rip on me as good, as easy.
03:37:40
Yeah.
03:37:42
Did you guys get the consent of the dog
03:37:43
before you put your hot dog in them?
03:37:45
No. Now.
03:37:48
And I hope that now, please
03:37:50
will be here in my heart and all that crap you call me Gurgled,
03:37:54
your friend is making a champions and I'm talking absolutely with me.
03:38:01
As I say in a piece for Commander in Chief of my own read Yoko's.
03:38:06
I make her me she wears the DS and I'm in part
03:38:11
I wouldn't be served if I didn't mention she
03:38:16
obviously I'm never every day
03:38:19
and that one day doesn't really count.
03:38:23
I can hardly remember that ever.
03:38:25
Oh, what the heck do you expect?
03:38:28
I was laughing, drunk and nervous now, Mark, for measure by hair.
03:38:33
Cause I my hair like the high rollers.
03:38:37
You're all nerves.
03:38:38
And I like the girl like your with
03:38:44
no one of my hair reverses
03:38:46
say is brilliant Gary that is the best.
03:38:49
I was never great never defeated.
03:38:53
Wasn't one thing until recently.
03:38:54
But that doesn't really
03:38:59
care.
03:38:59
You know
03:39:04
that poor dog blind or probably
03:39:08
even raped.
03:39:08
It looks like I've been raped.
03:39:13
Uh, it's good.
03:39:16
It's so good.
03:39:23
Uh, yeah,
03:39:26
yeah, Just a little like every other.
03:39:31
Oh, no, hold on.
03:39:31
Well, keep your whole story.
03:39:34
There's more hearing
03:39:36
about now.
03:39:37
It's more hygiene and then.
03:39:40
Yeah, you just.
03:39:43
It sounds like Batman.
03:39:45
Roger.
03:39:55
And can I write that now, please?
03:39:59
Oh, yeah.
03:39:59
I hope that now we've got a pretty.
03:40:03
Okay, I got one.
03:40:05
Really.
03:40:09
Oh, it's not even it's like put on.
03:40:11
That was him trying to start his rap and I just
03:40:16
it was about as much stirred
03:40:21
in there was him to start his verse
03:40:25
it was I've got to do is agree with how good it is.
03:40:29
So we'll finish getting started it's kind of just like that was
03:40:32
it was good as the peanut butter commercial earlier with him going to write
03:40:37
with some of the some of the children called Jerry was that guy's name
03:40:40
what the hell He was actually ripping off Gary from really ludicrous ludicrous
03:40:45
little script ripped off Gary style there
03:40:49
no, no, not at all.
03:40:51
Okay.
03:40:51
Just Gary is more complex of a rapper than litigious.
03:40:56
You sure you bruise it up?
03:40:58
Yeah, I understand rap as much as Gary knows how to walk
03:41:05
and breathe twice.
03:41:07
Walk that. Dang it.
03:41:10
What do you say that was he just walking?
03:41:12
I was.
03:41:12
I was stepping on to milk crates and one of them tipped over
03:41:15
and I still had my crotch on the the, the feds.
03:41:20
So it was, it was bail one way or the other And.
03:41:23
I chose Dive forward and the phone with me.
03:41:28
That's going to be a good clip.
03:41:30
I know I missed that.
03:41:32
It nothing got recorded, man, as pathetic.
03:41:34
Can you go do it again?
03:41:36
Yeah, I'll just go do that again.
03:41:40
Speaking of which song is and realize my tie and
03:41:44
you got some.
03:41:44
Oh, okay.
03:41:45
No, I just want to tell you this is the get because you said so.
03:41:49
Well, that's actually what I'm about to play.
03:41:53
How cool is that?
03:41:54
We are the same bar or not?
03:41:56
Well, I just play on words. I like a good playing.
03:41:58
It's my a tiny bit.
03:42:00
Mine's a tiny bit. Urethra.
03:42:02
Is this you're either
03:42:06
she actually is not a good human being for the most part
03:42:08
She didn't play pay a lot of contractors.
03:42:10
I didn't work at her house and then she won.
03:42:13
Hold on, hold on.
03:42:14
We brought up a good point.
03:42:16
I'm one of those weirdoes that listen to music by how the music makes me feel.
03:42:19
And I don't give a shit about the artist or what they did or who they know
03:42:23
they played.
03:42:23
So I'm not going to be Chick-Fil-A.
03:42:27
They believe in God.
03:42:28
I'm like, Dude, I'm not going to eat Chick fil A or
03:42:29
I am going to eat Chick-Fil-A because I like the way the chicken tastes.
03:42:32
I'm sorry, that's just the way. Yeah.
03:42:34
So even if she did something horrible, I'm still like, if Hitler
03:42:37
if, if Hitler's paintings were good, I'd hang them on my wall.
03:42:41
Really?
03:42:42
I don't know.
03:42:43
Agree I Chris Brown's a good singer.
03:42:45
I don't like his music because he beats Rihanna or even a career.
03:42:49
Lele. I completely respect your conviction.
03:42:52
I don't like
03:42:53
I respect Michael Jackson.
03:42:55
But he molested children. Yeah.
03:42:56
If that affects the way the art makes you feel,
03:42:58
then I completely understand going to go, Oh, that's a good song.
03:43:02
I'm just not going to choose to listen to it
03:43:04
because it's just like, why would I promote?
03:43:05
Like I don't want give my money right now, though I demand one thing
03:43:10
only, and that is respect.
03:43:13
Okay?
03:43:14
Even if you're molested in a clip,
03:43:17
that's not respect for a Franklin.
03:43:19
Yeah, she didn't pay contractors.
03:43:21
Just listen.
03:43:30
You mean
03:43:39
and know that I love a good manager
03:43:43
like that.
03:43:46
They have Dimebag.
03:43:49
Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
03:43:51
All right.
03:44:01
It definitely played this last
03:44:06
year, year,
03:44:07
all your stuff, right?
03:44:10
I'll drop one.
03:44:15
That one
03:44:28
already
03:44:30
murdered.
03:44:32
Right
03:44:37
in one
03:44:40
spot.
03:44:42
Now I
03:44:47
feel like,
03:44:55
you know.
03:45:08
Great
03:45:10
start
03:45:21
for me.
03:45:36
Great mash up,
03:45:38
Great mash up.
03:45:43
Yeah, I always like I always like mash rocks.
03:45:46
You mix random genres.
03:45:48
When I first had serious before Series X,
03:45:52
this is like in the mid 2000s
03:45:56
on Shade 45 when it was a brand new radio station.
03:45:59
And there they had these mash up, I think like Tuesdays or something.
03:46:04
And they would the deejay would like mix
03:46:07
different genres, hip hop and rock and shit
03:46:09
and they would just be the fucking greatest
03:46:11
like mix of just songs and it would just be very unique.
03:46:15
But then very like on the fly catered like I'm sure he knew what he was doing
03:46:19
prior to, but he was alive deejaying the songs
03:46:22
the other night, just like pre mixing them and then just throwing them out there.
03:46:25
But I just, I love shit like that.
03:46:28
I'm a big fan of just deejaying,
03:46:31
mixing, matching shit like that.
03:46:35
I'd love to recap what we learn.
03:46:37
Okay.
03:46:38
It's okay to pee in a handicapped stall.
03:46:41
Yeah. Space.
03:46:43
Space is pretty much not okay.
03:46:45
And if we're going to get in space, it is okay If you have a handicapped plate,
03:46:49
it isn't okay.
03:46:51
And you're in a fire lane space, or somebody
03:46:55
might check the keys on the roof and spit on your hood.
03:46:59
Well, what if you're an asshole
03:47:02
for as long as you're willing to admit it?
03:47:04
Okay.
03:47:05
As long as you get a car wash.
03:47:06
Still not okay?
03:47:09
No, No, but not even a justifiable act.
03:47:15
It's understandable. At that point.
03:47:17
Anything is understandable,
03:47:20
right?
03:47:21
If you take enough time.
03:47:25
So space.
03:47:25
I'm not.
03:47:26
I'll let you sum up on space, because what did we learn?
03:47:30
The gear.
03:47:31
You need to bring it back home with the space.
03:47:35
I don't even know where anymore. With space.
03:47:37
How do we get here?
03:47:38
Our only chance for humanity
03:47:42
to really thrive and succeed
03:47:45
is to become spacefaring
03:47:49
as above.
03:47:50
So below the earth spacefaring.
03:47:52
That's so depressing.
03:47:54
We already are a spacefaring
03:48:02
space.
03:48:03
The final frontier.
03:48:10
These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise.
03:48:14
Its five year mission to explore strange new worlds,
03:48:18
to seek out new life and new civilizations,
03:48:22
to boldly go where no man has gone before.
03:48:27
And we'll
03:50:27
all right after showtime.
03:50:28
So what I'd like to do, and I haven't had time, but I'd like to
03:50:33
I got a motion for
03:50:37
Mac owns the fucking thing.
03:50:39
Keep talking.
03:50:39
Hang on.
03:50:40
So I got a motion for Mic, and I like to and I've done it before.
03:50:43
I haven't done in a while, but you can the tracking and I want to track mine.
03:50:48
And you were you your heads on this for one get
03:50:52
well nothing
03:50:53
I, I I want to track my you know it's something inappropriate.
03:50:57
I want to track mine.
03:50:58
What is this shit. I go, Yeah,
03:51:01
I want to track mine in your heads on this.
03:51:03
For one Gary bitches out earlier because this is what I feel like
03:51:06
the show now becomes.
03:51:10
One, two, three,
03:51:12
four, five, six, seven, eight for me.
03:51:15
So my past is app incorporated.
03:51:19
We got gonna do is give us energy.
03:51:24
We don't know if I can be Laverne
03:51:28
he has been
03:51:30
doing it our way
03:51:32
Nothing's gonna happen on my head
03:51:36
and on the track to make dreams come true.
03:51:42
Doing it our there There's nothing we won't try
03:51:46
and never know what possible this time
03:51:50
There's no stopping no, you
03:51:58
got a dream away.
03:52:00
So now we're gonna dream.
03:52:07
Feel like our dreams come true.
03:52:13
Right?
03:52:13
Right. Yes.
03:52:21
We move
03:52:27
Beautiful.
03:52:34
Welcome to the after show with Brady and draw.
03:52:37
We're gonna make our dreams come true.
03:52:40
So what do you have about Pantera there?
03:52:42
No, but I had this,
03:52:43
which was the Nickelback thing, and I was trying to find.
03:52:45
Who was it?
03:52:46
I hate Nickelback. No, this is hilarious.
03:52:48
I take back what's that song they have with the hero?
03:52:54
Our hero that had to do with the whole movie.
03:52:56
It worked well.
03:52:57
Both Spider-Man.
03:52:59
Yeah. So this is hilarious.
03:53:01
You have two headphones that are in a
03:53:04
You are. Yeah, right.
03:53:06
Because you need it right and left. Yeah. Yeah.
03:53:08
So this is hilarious, right?
03:53:09
This is two of their hit songs that they going to hypnotize me. Oh,
03:53:14
well, little
03:53:15
bit of Wonderland School Girl, Annie Hall.
03:53:20
Just see,
03:53:23
this is the time.
03:53:27
Yeah, but let's try
03:53:28
the formula of Cookie Brothers.
03:53:31
This band
03:53:38
sounds now
03:53:45
you get units
03:54:07
right into this.
03:54:07
I can cause immediately this same birthday,
03:54:12
same scream
03:54:18
you do.
03:54:19
I was like, just
03:54:21
let's blast some crap.
03:54:24
This crap
03:54:30
like cream.
03:54:32
We every country.
03:54:33
So yeah, they get their every song out there.
03:54:37
But after a little argument,
03:54:53
we were like,
03:54:53
these are the time when we
03:54:58
are going to fix the
03:54:59
and I got no more fucking
03:55:02
exactly the same.
03:55:04
Like I can't hear two songs.
03:55:08
I only hear one pretty good.
03:55:15
Why now?
03:55:17
That doesn't surprise me.
03:55:20
Just see.
03:55:21
I mean, you had one hand when you get right.
03:55:23
I don't know. Say, and.
03:55:26
And if you had a winning formula,
03:55:31
let me go with each other to do the same thing.
03:55:33
Yeah, I know this.
03:55:43
I got a better one
03:55:45
over here and thereafter, like,
03:55:50
okay, everyone should vote.
03:55:54
Here's my Nickelback one.
03:55:56
And normally, just for the record, we don't have sound effects and videos
03:55:59
for the aftershow, but we're going to break the rules today.
03:56:01
Just in the beginning, we
03:56:06
I don't know.
03:56:06
I just just said I was looking for
03:56:09
Nickelback, was selected to play the halftime show
03:56:12
at one of the Thanksgiving games for the low gross.
03:56:15
People lost their fucking mind because they wanted a Detroit act.
03:56:18
Oh, yeah, for sure.
03:56:19
Kid Rock must have said no every time.
03:56:24
Well, I don't know.
03:56:25
Some of the he's he's too rightwing.
03:56:27
They're going to.
03:56:28
And the only other video I could find is that song that, that popular song
03:56:32
that everyone likes is too controversial if they want to ask him.
03:56:38
This is Nickelback Getting heckled and Stoned.
03:56:41
Oh Stone, I don't think Steveson
03:56:45
not the good kind of stoned.
03:56:49
We got any Nickelback fans in Portugal?
03:56:52
No. Are you sure
03:56:57
you guys want to hear some rock and roll or you want to go home?
03:57:00
Home?
03:57:02
The Nickelback on stage right now, Right?
03:57:06
It sucks, though.
03:57:06
I mean, I have a video of my band very similar to this minus the Stone part.
03:57:12
No. Oh wait.
03:57:14
I thought, Oh, So I think I just got click faded
03:57:17
because I didn't see any stones.
03:57:18
Isn't there was
03:57:20
I mean, if the crowd is really like that, it's really hard to play.
03:57:25
Okay.
03:57:26
That's the whole point of being a professional.
03:57:30
Yeah. Yeah.
03:57:31
If you play on, you play like it's the like.
03:57:33
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:57:34
So yeah, it's getting out of the flat, right?
03:57:38
Yeah.
03:57:38
Gary no matter how the show is going, you always got to rant like
03:57:41
it's a million people
03:57:45
actually win.
03:57:45
Best show ever. Obviously.
03:57:48
My girlfriend, I tried to go to the Indiana State Fair
03:57:52
once a year because it was like an Indiana state fair.
03:57:56
It's like a giant petting zoo for me.
03:57:58
Shit that still loud.
03:58:00
I turn the volume down, but it didn't go down.
03:58:03
They got horses, cows, all kinds of shit.
03:58:07
There was this little year
03:58:11
you didn't even realize how funny that was yet.
03:58:13
Well, you said about the animals, and then you said all kinds of shit.
03:58:17
Of course they do. If they have horses and.
03:58:19
Oh, yeah, know, there's.
03:58:20
Yeah, you got to watch out where you live,
03:58:23
but there's this little friggin wee, little
03:58:26
black guy.
03:58:27
His name is Breeland, and he's a he's a fucking
03:58:31
country artist, but he's, he's like, whatever.
03:58:35
It's more like, what is my fucking shit? I
03:58:42
that's
03:58:42
because my simple fucking head bone things and so on.
03:58:45
There is like nobody at this fucking stage
03:58:50
and this guy is like,
03:58:53
there isn't a professionalism in,
03:59:01
there is a professionalism.
03:59:02
And through like still writing your shit out, even though like
03:59:08
nobody in fucking audience, like,
03:59:12
where is the one where a studio is just,
03:59:16
you know, So these are the
03:59:19
he's like, I think he's whatever, I don't know,
03:59:21
is not like genre music
03:59:24
or are you guys.
03:59:27
None of that is my genre of music.
03:59:29
I'll be honest with you.
03:59:30
There's probably like 25 people watching him
03:59:36
and he's not Let me get to him.
03:59:39
He's doing what he wants.
03:59:41
He looks like he's happy. He's having fun.
03:59:44
That's a professional.
03:59:46
The whatever the fuck you just showed
03:59:48
was somebody who was unprofessional.
03:59:51
Nickelback.
03:59:54
Here's a better one.
03:59:57
Hopefully that's not actually.
04:00:03
Oh, wow.
04:00:09
Nickelback.
04:00:10
I hear it now,
04:00:13
but they're staying.
04:00:15
They're saying, Let's go, Brandon.
04:00:17
You're saying Fuck Nickelback at
04:00:21
the top of their lungs and obviously.
04:00:24
Corey No, that just means they love him.
04:00:27
So I hate to liken it to wrestling sometimes, but like, it's all blowing
04:00:33
up, playing characters and prying into people's emotions
04:00:37
and trying to get them to bite and stuff. I,
04:00:41
I was in love you love to associate shit to watching during like so
04:00:46
John Cena I wasn't watching at all during his era of like whatever.
04:00:50
Yeah, I wasn't watching during that.
04:00:52
I think I saw I remember a little bit of him early, like when he got there.
04:00:58
I think I remember watching an episode or two,
04:01:00
but then I didn't watch for 15, 20 years. But
04:01:04
for a while the fans kind of turned on him and they would chant,
04:01:07
John Cena sucks to his music, and he just kind of embraced it over.
04:01:11
The Heat You don't let shit like that get to you.
04:01:14
You kind of play into it, you know, it's when you when you definitely lean into it.
04:01:19
Otherwise it'd be cool.
04:01:20
Yeah, they win.
04:01:21
That's kind of the thing I don't like.
04:01:23
I don't let people who are trying to fuck with me when
04:01:26
like if you're like, Oh, it's over.
04:01:29
So I'm like,
04:01:34
Okay, there you go.
04:01:35
John Cena sucks, right?
04:01:36
Yeah.
04:01:51
What?
04:01:52
I was concerned.
04:01:53
The worst part is, is too he, he wasn't a heel in that point, right?
04:01:57
He was a hero.
04:01:58
People were just tired of him or they were just
04:02:00
he was kind of a corny character after a while.
04:02:03
But can you help me distinguish which one is not a corny character?
04:02:08
Because I'm
04:02:09
not never have been a wrestling fan and I've tried.
04:02:13
I like I said before, I was not corny.
04:02:16
The rock was not corny like I was
04:02:19
as a whole was not corny.
04:02:23
How so?
04:02:25
They were stone cold.
04:02:27
Steve Austin was more of a bad ass. He was more relatable.
04:02:30
He drank beer.
04:02:31
He told Boss to fuck off.
04:02:34
He would be combative with his boss.
04:02:36
The rock was kind of more of a rebel.
04:02:38
He he had a lot of punch lines.
04:02:40
He would talk shit about people pretty fucking well,
04:02:42
he'd have a lot of good punch lines, and he'd relate to people, like,
04:02:45
metaphorically and and different stuff, and it'd just be pretty hilarious.
04:02:50
Dude, was the modern good.
04:02:52
Who's that now? They don't really have that.
04:02:55
That's a shame. And had that since I
04:02:58
was like four or five.
04:03:00
No, not networks. I don't know what they see.
04:03:03
It's just Yeah, they try to split their main
04:03:06
two shows into two separate entities,
04:03:09
but occasionally they have crossover whenever they need ratings to be over
04:03:13
here, over there, it's kind of going to it's kind of dumb, but
04:03:19
yeah,
04:03:20
but their minor league show just got a deal with the CW,
04:03:23
which is still a NBC property.
04:03:27
Anyway, what's the CW?
04:03:30
Whatever it used to be the WB back in the day.
04:03:33
I know.
04:03:34
I guess
04:03:35
it was when these was a way of way
04:03:38
as brothers in their show and the Jamie Foxx Show
04:03:41
in town all the time.
04:03:43
The the Flash.
04:03:44
That's the only thing I know for me I don't know
04:03:50
so. Oh, the Thurman sorry, I got to share this.
04:03:53
The sermon.
04:03:54
The sermon, the Star Trek instrument.
04:03:56
That's a pretty cool little thing.
04:04:03
Some electronic man is an electronic musical, like a grid.
04:04:07
It was invented a nice. Oh, man, we were.
04:04:09
I really Wait.
04:04:11
I was about to say I really missed the boat on this one.
04:04:13
But since the show is still going, I'll count it as a win.
04:04:17
This instrument relies the space, literally
04:04:19
the space between the right approach should it projects
04:04:23
this imaginary space where your finger breaks this, the X and Y
04:04:29
and that's what you're talking about.
04:04:31
Finger your eye to the right of Miley to I fingering the space around the ride.
04:04:35
Oh, I love it.
04:04:37
Tell me more, geek, you can't tell me apart.
04:04:39
Besides, it's unusual appearance the thermostat
04:04:43
that's played without being touched Berman Oh, wait.
04:04:47
I'll be touch with a box
04:04:49
with two metal antennas and one of those electromagnetic field
04:04:54
magnetic space near the science museum.
04:04:57
The proximity of the two antenna and similar
04:05:00
capacitor between his hands and the antennas.
04:05:03
So his hands field.
04:05:06
Oh, What would you like?
04:05:08
All I'm saying is this.
04:05:11
You know
04:05:12
what I'm right. Yes.
04:05:15
The pitch gets higher.
04:05:17
And so got to Chad Kruger on my screen.
04:05:19
Kind of looks like a triggered
04:05:21
Nickelback singer.
04:05:22
Rapid movements of the right hand of
04:05:27
it has to be the right hand, though.
04:05:28
You notice he said that
04:05:31
was replay that
04:05:33
fucker had more shoes rapid movements of the
04:05:36
I got I got one other other stuff to get slower again you can keep playing
04:05:41
is I'm going to go into the movements of the right hand some very stupid
04:05:45
rapid movements of the right hand and create vibrato
04:05:50
like that
04:05:51
so it's a device underneath there and it's using
04:05:55
the antenna controls the volume
04:05:58
because he's explaining
04:06:01
approaching the antenna makes the volume softer.
04:06:04
So the left hand is responsible for dynamics and articulation.
04:06:12
Why wouldn't you just, like,
04:06:13
play a keyboard, No physical contact with the instrument
04:06:17
playing the thurman in a precise melodic way because of the continuum.
04:06:21
Pitch control is especially.
04:06:23
I mean, you can do the same thing with like a VR system, just like, oh,
04:06:26
how were you?
04:06:26
Like contort, whatever.
04:06:28
It's going to be the same.
04:06:29
And he can only correct a pitch in his ear.
04:06:32
He just said the skill players who control the combination of movements
04:06:36
precisely can should come as a convincing fucking issue.
04:06:40
Although look at that jawline.
04:06:41
She's getting angry with that job.
04:06:44
That's a fucking dude though.
04:06:46
What's cool about it though is
04:06:48
like the difference between a fret board on a guitar or a bass.
04:06:52
If there's actually frets
04:06:54
there like note separated the spaces is the space is different.
04:06:58
The fret is what spaces out the notes from the theorem and there's no spaces.
04:07:02
You have every space in between,
04:07:03
which is why it sounds like slide instead of a step.
04:07:07
Don't fret dude, I have no fret.
04:07:10
Don't fret over those.
04:07:11
I have plenty of space to speak in a space like this.
04:07:15
Should I kind of add a I don't have a Brady drawer button?
04:07:19
How sad is that going
04:07:22
to make dreams come true?
04:07:26
Video game segment. And check this.
04:07:28
Oh yeah, I missed I missed the game segment.
04:07:33
I forgot I could just do something like this.
04:07:34
Like, Oh, should I suck it? This can wait.
04:07:37
Are you on a Because I'm not sharing it. I should share it.
04:07:39
If there's something there, there's something there.
04:07:42
There it is. Second.
04:07:45
Yeah,
04:07:48
apparently. Oh,
04:07:50
skirt, skirt.
04:07:56
Sounds like you're fucking jerking off, to be completely honest.
04:07:59
Oh, here.
04:07:59
Well, here's fucking fuck.
04:08:03
I suck at this
04:08:11
one. Here's something funny.
04:08:12
Now, the first
04:08:15
quarter funny, we we went from number.
04:08:18
We went from number eight to number two.
04:08:20
This is curious.
04:08:26
Oh, I can't give this stupid fucking ball, you stupid asshole.
04:08:29
It's going to kill me. Watch.
04:08:30
You think I got it?
04:08:32
It will be the worst part is.
04:08:34
You know what the worst part of this is?
04:08:35
Actually, I should check to make sure he's not
04:08:37
sitting there waiting to join in the lobby.
04:08:39
He's not invited.
04:08:40
And in bed, trouncing in bed, listening, sleeping, which pisses me off.
04:08:45
Yeah. He's pretending. He just needs to get in bed with his wife.
04:08:48
So his wife thinks that he's actually.
04:08:50
She actually cares. And now he's laughing.
04:08:57
No, that's sucks.
04:09:03
Conway fixes a
04:09:06
stop sharing.
04:09:07
Let's go to something else.
04:09:08
So those Astrid's.
04:09:16
Yes. I have asteroids right here.
04:09:19
We have frickin Nintendo
04:09:21
64 asteroids, too, which is like, that's scary right there.
04:09:25
No, that was me. Oh,
04:09:30
Nintendo, 64 Asteroids,
04:09:36
which is little level.
04:09:38
It's the same shit.
04:09:39
Asteroids deluxe.
04:09:41
Look at the advances in technology between friggin
04:09:45
Atari and
04:09:48
Nintendo 64.
04:09:49
Oh, that one doesn't have any sound.
04:09:51
I think I turn the sound off because it's just the dumbest fucking sound.
04:09:56
Yeah. Oh.
04:09:58
Ah, no.
04:09:59
Oh, shit.
04:10:00
Isn't my
04:10:04
weight.
04:10:05
That's too much.
04:10:05
Oh, it's all your fault. You're.
04:10:08
I got sound.
04:10:09
Here we go.
04:10:17
I got to stop when you stop.
04:10:18
What was that? Teleport?
04:10:20
It's like it's.
04:10:20
There's like levels in this when they try to, like, make it more.
04:10:26
Try to make asteroids better, You just fucked it all up.
04:10:29
Well, it's just.
04:10:29
It's in there making it more for a console versus arcade style.
04:10:33
So it's just trying to appease
04:10:36
a more playable
04:10:39
experience, I guess.
04:10:41
I know what they're trying to do is to lose 64 at this point.
04:10:44
So this is like we've done asteroids and asteroids and asteroids.
04:10:48
So they're trying to like put more
04:10:50
shit to,
04:11:00
Oh yeah, that button push is really that tremendous.
04:11:06
Your hand down there and everything. That's amazing.
04:11:09
That's what I'm going to screen capture.
04:11:10
Oh, just fruit and
04:11:14
intro sound impressive.
04:11:17
It's lag and you out.
04:11:19
It's like I'm sucking.
04:11:21
Anyway, it was great till just then and now both screens started taxing me.
04:11:26
That's not me.
04:11:27
I know it beeps twice if I don't pay attention to it.
04:11:33
We also have
04:11:38
some fucking Space Invaders.
04:11:44
Do, do, do, do.
04:11:47
If I was like, you know, space is the other one
04:11:51
because this is this the museum?
04:11:53
Which is I wasn't sure which one was which.
04:11:55
Don't fall for the double shooter.
04:11:59
The double shooter.
04:12:01
Yeah.
04:12:01
Don't, don't shoot that blue one.
04:12:04
So I'll let the blue one pick you up.
04:12:10
PLAYER two Oh, that's me.
04:12:12
Right?
04:12:13
Oh no, I don't know how I actually put this so I can play.
04:12:17
I can't control it with this controller, so it's just going to die.
04:12:20
He won't.
04:12:21
He won't die till they start firing.
04:12:24
Oh, really?
04:12:25
So it's just going to sit here forever?
04:12:26
No. Now you'll die or die,
04:12:31
right?
04:12:32
Yeah. You ever see? You know what? Oh, no.
04:12:34
Show this now.
04:12:35
My room. My house is such a mess, too. I should not do this.
04:12:40
Oh, wait.
04:12:40
I'll move it to me. Not.
04:12:48
I'll play to
04:12:51
girl.
04:12:51
You ever hear of MG loves Galaga, But
04:12:55
I love Grady Is Grady is always my dream
04:12:59
when it comes to those types of games.
04:13:01
I'm going to play one handed though, so this is going to be tough.
04:13:15
Yeah.
04:13:15
See the blue spaceships at the top?
04:13:17
If you let them come down to pick it up and you get double fire
04:13:20
and you got to let them come, are you going to make them come?
04:13:22
You got to let them come,
04:13:25
and then they'll pick you up in their stream.
04:13:27
Boom stream of come.
04:13:31
Well, it's blue, so I don't know, maybe it's alien.
04:13:33
Come. Oh.
04:13:35
Oh, there he is. He's picking me up. Don't
04:13:38
you see that shit when you see that?
04:13:39
Yeah.
04:13:40
Saw that.
04:13:40
I know you saw that.
04:13:41
There's a little glare, but I see it.
04:13:44
But now I got to shoot him down.
04:13:45
I can't believe I'm doing this with one finger holding my other hand.
04:13:48
Yeah, yeah,
04:13:51
I've played it quite a few times, you know, Use your fingers or what?
04:13:55
Use my whole hand.
04:13:56
Both hands, if I can.
04:13:58
Ideally look down.
04:13:59
And they totally tore my tape off my shirt.
04:14:02
God got them my drop down.
04:14:04
Drop down there. Yes.
04:14:07
Oh shit.
04:14:08
I shot my ship instead of I know there is up there
04:14:12
again.
04:14:14
Oh, I blew up because I didn't hit it fast enough.
04:14:17
Come on, bitch.
04:14:19
You don't.
04:14:30
This is difficult.
04:14:31
This is really bad Radio, so to speak.
04:14:34
No, really.
04:14:34
People are watching dipshit stream video games right
04:14:38
after it gets more fucking that other shit.
04:14:42
Oh, that's good. Workout to holding that up.
04:14:45
Yeah,
04:14:48
So. Well, all right, now, Space Invaders.
04:14:50
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
04:14:55
When this game first came out, it was black and white.
04:14:58
And they actually had this colored stripes just stuck to TV screen.
04:15:02
For some reason. My Atari.
04:15:04
I've got a frickin like a hole
04:15:08
that open emu is what it's called.
04:15:10
You can get it for Mac.
04:15:11
It's only for Mac, but it's like a whole emulator.
04:15:16
So you can just dump all your shit
04:15:18
in one application and it'll open whatever the fuck you need.
04:15:23
For some reason, my Atari 2600, it was not working in the Atari version,
04:15:29
so this is the closest
04:15:31
I can get to that version on here.
04:15:35
But instead of to price setting to turn off the back
04:15:39
picture will make it look just like the old one, but
04:15:41
kind of cool and cool with the picture on.
04:15:43
Yeah. What's funny too is I've got
04:15:47
the frickin
04:15:49
where's my.
04:15:50
I'm surprised they finally actually have games on the Apple.
04:15:54
It's a it's a third party.
04:15:57
I'm just saying for the longest time for years and it's emulators.
04:16:01
It's all you.
04:16:01
30 years.
04:16:02
In fact, you really really couldn't play games on Mac Dom saying
04:16:06
it's ROMs and emulators.
04:16:11
Yeah.
04:16:12
Or open Arch or Arch.
04:16:14
Arch Linux is the one I used to do
04:16:17
my emulation
04:16:26
work.
04:16:26
So when you were, what do you got capture on your Nintendo?
04:16:31
I mean, allow me to share the screen
04:16:33
from opening AMU which is a free.
04:16:38
Oh right. I forgot.
04:16:39
You know what you just said?
04:16:40
It was an emulator and for some reason my brain
04:16:42
thought you were actually streaming an actual Nintendo.
04:16:46
There it is.
04:16:49
Yeah.
04:16:49
See, this is fucking.
04:16:53
I don't know, whatever the function to the.
04:16:57
This is the fucking Japanese version, but this is the.
04:17:00
Yeah, that was actually a good show.
04:17:02
I thought Gary left out kind of early, but he didn't.
04:17:04
He's we, we rattled through it.
04:17:07
No. Yeah, he, he actually stuck around pretty long.
04:17:10
You know what?
04:17:10
You know, I was so good because he was pretty zero prepared
04:17:14
and was going to go, which is not going to be a good that's just pricing.
04:17:18
You fucked up. The robot's not going to play.
04:17:20
I can read Japanese.
04:17:21
No, I've I've dealt with this before and
04:17:25
the first word says error.
04:17:27
The next one says You fucked up, master
04:17:31
or something like that.
04:17:37
But actually, you know what?
04:17:38
Leave it on the screen.
04:17:39
I got an app for that. Let's see what it says. I got a
04:17:43
Oh, so this is virtual.
04:17:45
This is.
04:17:47
Yeah, virtual voice is supposed to be the three D fucking.
04:17:50
Yeah, but it doesn't look exactly the same on the.
04:17:53
I know it's weird though. Yeah.
04:17:55
But it's just like this is what it would have looked like, which is so weird.
04:17:59
Like, this is like state of the art back then, like three days.
04:18:04
If it's not 3D, it's just perspective.
04:18:08
Yeah, right.
04:18:09
They just got depth of field down a little bit more.
04:18:15
This thing barely fucking
04:18:18
was the console.
04:18:25
I still can't get over how perfect your fucking hand is.
04:18:27
I just got to make that full screen for something so somebody can keep playing.
04:18:30
Come on. Bang. That button.
04:18:33
Now you're doing it too slow.
04:18:34
Now, before it was up, up, up, up, up.
04:18:36
Do it like that.
04:18:37
Oh, see, they put the pressure on.
04:18:40
Well you know that doesn't help or that, that that doesn't hurt.
04:18:44
Oh look at is fucking up the
04:18:47
fucking up pressure.
04:18:48
That's all part of it.
04:18:51
You suck.
04:18:53
I don't know that.
04:18:54
That's where I draw the line.
04:18:58
I draw the line way before that way.
04:19:01
Before that
04:19:04
show is a comedy show that everything, everything is not real.
04:19:07
And that's turning into a video game show.
04:19:10
Cause now we've got Star Wars, which is my one of my favorite Nintendo 64.
04:19:14
I never was a huge Star Wars fan, but Nintendo 64 Fucking
04:19:18
Shadows of the Empire.
04:19:20
The great fucking.
04:19:21
Yeah, I like the one where you fly the X-Wing.
04:19:26
So this is annoying because in the very first stage you fly this plane
04:19:30
and you have to beat this whole stage before you even Hold on a second.
04:19:34
Hold on After that
04:19:36
person, did you just call the Star Wars?
04:19:39
No. Speeder.
04:19:40
A plane? Yeah, we should've.
04:19:44
I'm not like a star Wars geek or anything, but kind of sounds like good.
04:19:48
Yeah, it does kind of sound like it.
04:19:50
The first two.
04:19:51
The first two, anyway, and this was one of the first two.
04:19:53
So I think I have righteous credibility.
04:19:56
Gary right now is rolling over in his bed, right?
04:19:59
His name is Grace waking Barney up and she's yelling at him figuratively.
04:20:03
It might as well be his grave.
04:20:05
It will be if he wakes you up again.
04:20:11
No, it's it's annoying because this is the first episode.
04:20:14
There's the first level.
04:20:15
And then once you do this, it's a third person perspective
04:20:20
is graphics are fantastic.
04:20:22
I've never seen anything like it.
04:20:24
I know back then they were mindlessly fucking amazing.
04:20:27
It was a
04:20:30
fucking need to adjust.
04:20:32
Yeah, I played a game just like this.
04:20:34
This must have been.
04:20:35
It was a part of this. What's it called?
04:20:38
The Shadows in the Empire.
04:20:40
Star Wars turn into a Nintendo 64.
04:20:43
Only.
04:20:46
That's what I love.
04:20:47
You just fucking crashing on the floor.
04:20:48
Who's
04:20:52
kamikaze mission?
04:20:54
You reliving your childhood, or was this a dark kind of. No.
04:20:57
I love this game.
04:20:58
Now, this is challenge, but once you get past the first level,
04:21:01
then it becomes a third person shooter.
04:21:05
By Lara Croft kind of style gameplay
04:21:08
resident Evil one
04:21:11
sort of the kind of
04:21:15
know third person perspective kind of run around and do different shit.
04:21:17
I'm very stupid.
04:21:20
I think third person is above the player who's out.
04:21:22
You mean first person is the player's eyes right?
04:21:25
Second is there's a second person.
04:21:27
I don't the story told by the other person just right behind there.
04:21:33
I've never I've only heard heard of I've only heard of third and first
04:21:37
anyway.
04:21:37
So watch and chat in there.
04:21:38
What the fuck is second person video game first.
04:21:41
I know it's second person storytelling as you tell a story about someone else,
04:21:45
but I don't think there's a second person video game.
04:21:49
There's a chance
04:21:50
that there's probably not, but you never know
04:21:54
which
04:21:56
video game
04:21:59
second person perspective.
04:22:04
Why is there no second person view?
04:22:06
What a great question.
04:22:08
The Internet's zero and what does it say?
04:22:15
Many writers have found that it can be hard
04:22:17
to develop a set of characters and story, which the second person is appropriate,
04:22:21
but she seems to make logical.
04:22:22
I mean, the view, though, is people don't want to people
04:22:27
that want to play a video game.
04:22:28
It's all about Batman and be the Robin character
04:22:32
or well, I think that's what they mean.
04:22:33
Like the story would be, too, and it wouldn't even be Robin's point of view.
04:22:37
It would be Batman's point of view while you still control Robin.
04:22:41
BLOCK And just kind of doing it, I actually I have no idea.
04:22:44
But, you know, you just have an area, a fourth person.
04:22:49
What's that the characters non playable see think we're getting a little bit
04:22:52
carried away.
04:22:53
Yeah.
04:22:54
Right now we're getting in the fourth dimension
04:22:58
and NPR's NPCs NPC if you're
04:23:04
not sure public radio
04:23:07
NPR Yeah that's that's that's great.
04:23:09
It's about the same as an NPC, completely unimportant
04:23:12
generic radio that you can listen to or not, and it wouldn't help the story.
04:23:16
Well,
04:23:20
uh, you used to,
04:23:23
it used to be actually a public service, and now it's just a talking point.
04:23:28
Like most, like most entertainment is, is Yeah, I was just watching this one.
04:23:32
I don't remember what new show it was.
04:23:34
There was a clip and they were kind of making fun of it.
04:23:35
And this political pundit not a pundit, that's who talks about a political
04:23:39
candidate was talking just about ready to say everything.
04:23:43
And all she said was sorry, sorry, candidate, we got to go.
04:23:46
We got to go. Sorry next time.
04:23:47
And that is they wrapped because, you know, obviously they have time.
04:23:50
I'm like, what?
04:23:51
What could you constructively get done in 15 seconds?
04:23:55
Yeah, that's what I like about some of the interviews
04:23:58
that Trump has done or even the Sanders and some of these other people that like
04:24:02
the people want to push past the topic really quickly
04:24:05
and they're just like, No, no, no, I want to keep talking about this.
04:24:07
Like and yes,
04:24:09
they just
04:24:09
they just want to get that hot, hot topic out there.
04:24:13
They want to get maybe a little clip that you can audio clip later
04:24:17
and present them and move on to the next hot button topic.
04:24:21
And then they want to have a long getting conversation about anything.
04:24:25
So the next president there's a presidential debate that they're planning
04:24:29
and they're asking Rogan to be one of the moderators.
04:24:33
But there's already two
04:24:35
I couldn't believe it here's them four days ago here.
04:24:39
This is going to be
04:24:42
no that's just Megan Kelly That's not who is
04:24:47
it just seem to make a lot of sense.
04:24:49
And I couldn't believe they're going to do it.
04:24:51
Presidential debate with actual moderators,
04:24:54
with actual questions in long form, with No, no, no, no rules.
04:24:57
They're just going to get to the bottom of it, so to speak.
04:24:59
Talk for hours.
04:25:02
It's going to be amazing. If they actually do it.
04:25:04
We'll figure it out.
04:25:07
And I get this incredibly white screen off.
04:25:09
There you go.
04:25:11
A space
04:25:16
pretty generic, but I think he pulled it off
04:25:19
somehow.
04:25:23
Also, one of them has to give him a little bit
04:25:25
with, you know, where did Fletch go and all the flight of Fagot Tech.
04:25:30
What's that thing called?
04:25:31
But I just get my whiteboard.
04:25:34
Your digital Etch-A-Sketch.
04:25:37
I don't know what this game is, but space shuttle project for Nintendo.
04:25:40
Apparently I should put it on. You got to let me know, right?
04:25:43
If I don't hit that button there, we can't see it.
04:25:45
Yeah.
04:25:47
1991.
04:25:57
I doubt there's enough
04:26:01
of the outer space games.
04:26:04
I just typed in space to
04:26:07
run them out.
04:26:08
I have space shuttle pinball. I could fire that up.
04:26:12
I know what the fuck all this is.
04:26:14
Don't put me on the fucking phone.
04:26:17
That crash.
04:26:19
We going to pick something here?
04:26:20
What are we doing? We've gone.
04:26:21
Yeah, it should be.
04:26:23
You need the code
04:26:27
games back then.
04:26:28
Made you think and shit.
04:26:29
They weren't. It froze you out.
04:26:33
It wrecked you.
04:26:34
What the fuck?
04:26:35
Again, we don't normally do this, but.
04:26:37
Okay, I'm going to do it with you.
04:26:40
I would think.
04:26:46
Just play the fucking game here.
04:26:48
Even though you can hear him, it must be his memory. Echo.
04:26:50
Because Georges blew up on the shuttle
04:26:52
shuttle Challenger and said, Shuttle Challenger,
04:26:55
Shudder, shudder, challenge and Challenger
04:27:01
to go go to right to the.
04:27:11
So it's obviously a white astronaut,
04:27:14
right.
04:27:17
But understand this game as well as we play is is
04:27:21
so hit and
04:27:27
I can't do
04:27:27
anything other than hit a button hit a button, hit about noon about an 11.
04:27:30
You can't go down to the keyboard.
04:27:33
Oh, give your name code.
04:27:35
What the fuck is is I notice there's a rub.
04:27:38
Try that one
04:27:41
kind of fucking game has rub.
04:27:43
What does that mean?
04:27:44
I've seen all kinds of keys on a keyboard.
04:27:46
I've never seen a rub.
04:27:49
Is that like British for
04:27:51
for three to.
04:27:56
I think it was enterprise.
04:27:59
This is the dumbest game ever.
04:28:01
Go fuck yourself because you got to get why you have the gas to show you
04:28:04
that right before in the use of the fucking buttons and the same
04:28:08
this is the dumbest shit ever Space shuttle project.
04:28:11
This is the stupidest game.
04:28:12
It's only stupid because they only had two bits to work with.
04:28:15
What is this like this little shit?
04:28:18
This is like fucking.
04:28:20
Oh, I loved Pitfall
04:28:22
before I finished Pitfalls.
04:28:25
Can I go into their, you know, their first.
04:28:29
I got 28 seconds, 27 seconds.
04:28:31
I don't know.
04:28:31
I'm going to die when I get there.
04:28:35
I need to have
04:28:37
this.
04:28:38
Which first
04:28:41
see these aren't
04:28:42
they couldn't rely on graphics and flash, so they had to be puzzles.
04:28:46
And because the game evolved, they couldn't give you good puzzles
04:28:49
at first you had to work your way to the good,
04:28:51
you had to work your way to the stupid, mundane task puzzle for your fucking crew.
04:28:56
I don't have time to get the crew when you're going to blow up fucking
04:29:00
and then you just got to do it all over again
04:29:02
and again and again and again and again.
04:29:04
I don't even know where the crew is.
04:29:07
Well, the folks.
04:29:08
The crew.
04:29:12
I don't remember what game I was playing with one of my kids,
04:29:14
but they're like, Where's the save points?
04:29:16
And I'm like, Nope, You start over from the beginning every fucking time.
04:29:19
And they're like, Well, why?
04:29:21
Why would I ever play this again?
04:29:23
Your best friend?
04:29:24
Like, I don't know at the time, because when this game came out,
04:29:27
there was nothing out.
04:29:28
We literally waited for one game come out and it would come out and be like, Yeah,
04:29:32
And that was the game for the week or the day or the month.
04:29:39
I'll use
04:29:40
the pilot in the crew is the pilot.
04:29:44
Yeah.
04:29:44
This is good about these is are saved states with the emulators.
04:29:49
So yeah you can just, you just pause it exactly where the fuck it is.
04:29:53
Take any capture.
04:29:59
You can also do the
04:29:59
virtual game shark and just unlock everything if you want.
04:30:02
Yeah.
04:30:05
What is going on here?
04:30:11
Fabulous English is
04:30:14
awesome. Oh my God.
04:30:15
Look at these graphics. Oh, that's so cool.
04:30:18
That's like a real plane taking off.
04:30:21
It's like a
04:30:25
this can be what it really looks like right now,
04:30:27
but Space X looks pretty close to what I played that one time.
04:30:31
So, yeah,
04:30:33
I mean, I can't tell what it is, so it must be a UFO.
04:30:37
Well, this was a hit something when I was like,
04:30:42
like insane or all
04:30:44
puzzles and things.
04:30:46
I like how they tell you.
04:30:47
Like,
04:30:48
the one thing I like about what I hate about old school video games came with it.
04:30:52
Came with a book, dude.
04:30:55
Yeah, but it also, like, sometimes it doesn't tell you
04:30:57
you have to figure it out, but that's kind of, you know, switch
04:31:01
to the guess
04:31:04
to your to,
04:31:11
to 30.
04:31:15
Got anything else?
04:31:16
I got to know pretty much it.
04:31:20
We're going to make our dream come true.
04:31:21
I throw that back out.
04:31:24
My my hearing is still a little fucked
04:31:28
as far as what the concern with that answer.
04:31:31
Yeah that's I'm the day in the day in between, my right ear was just clicking.
04:31:36
I thought there was a commercial on with a super high
04:31:39
pitched instrument, so I like turn the sound off.
04:31:43
The clicking kept going.
04:31:45
That's never heard that before.
04:31:48
So until until Brady and Dirk at their own theme song,
04:31:51
we were just going to dive back to this because I just think it's funny.
04:31:55
Shameel Shemozzle.
04:31:57
The first Corporator was
04:32:02
where I can't.
04:32:02
It didn't go, it fucked it all up.
04:32:05
Just says click to exit full screen.
04:32:11
So I was got
04:32:17
no sound yet.
04:32:22
I can only hear the sound through your microphone, which is fine.
04:32:25
Really. Through my headphones.
04:32:27
Yeah.
04:32:28
No through your microphone, Not through your headphones.
04:32:30
We listen through your headphones.
04:32:31
We hear through the microphone.
04:32:32
That's on you, bro.
04:32:34
No. Oh, maybe.
04:32:36
But is it, is it muted.
04:32:38
I Oh no, no, I didn't come through it.
04:32:43
It's not coming from my mind.
04:32:44
I might not be in Chroma or you know what?
04:32:48
It's still Laverne and theme.
04:32:49
I'll bring it up now
04:32:54
so you've got it in Chrome and to put our faces on it, I can just bring it up.
04:33:00
No, you can't.
04:33:01
I can.
04:33:04
We'll just both play 17 easily.
04:33:06
We all want to mail
04:33:11
so the lines are positive wrap and got great.
04:33:16
We're to make it.
04:33:21
We use any room.
04:33:22
No, it's noisy
04:33:26
we don't
04:33:32
go straight ahead and all.
04:33:37
Oh, I'm not
04:33:41
doing it.
04:33:43
There's nothing we won't try never
04:33:48
possible this time There's no
04:33:56
to make.
04:34:02
No breaks
04:34:10
Dreams.
04:34:10
Oh no never go
04:34:13
without when
04:34:20
you're
04:34:24
And then at the end you can make him come and he can be Lenny.
04:34:27
I would love to make him come in the end.
04:34:30
Oh, come in, Lenny.
04:34:32
At the end.
04:34:33
Oh, yeah. Sorry.
04:34:34
No, sorry.
04:34:37
But your time as well.
04:34:38
I was not.
04:34:40
You could have been.
04:34:42
I could not have been.
04:34:44
You know, if you always could have heard too
04:34:49
much.
04:34:54
We couldn't make
04:34:56
you. What is this epoch CV like?
04:34:58
That's. That's on our shows.
04:35:01
Like this shit.
04:35:03
I know. Knew.
04:35:05
So it's a different fucking demand.
04:35:08
I keep pulling back a bunch.
04:35:12
I'm so used to using
04:35:15
something else.
04:35:16
Safari.
04:35:18
It was our own ed to double the ads.
04:35:21
If we add on top of our head,
04:35:23
you park TV's pretty
04:35:26
gloom and doom.
04:35:28
There's a
04:35:30
Oh, I don't like being associated.
04:35:32
Oh, no.
04:35:33
Maybe you need to talk to,
04:35:37
but hey, I'll take it.
04:35:38
We're number one. No,
04:35:42
that's great.
04:35:43
That's good stuff.
04:35:45
For what?
04:35:46
I think we're just in the time now. 230.
04:35:48
There's nothing else to fucking watch,
04:35:51
but I'll take it.
04:35:52
I Here's the documentation.
04:35:58
Good day.
04:36:03
Still no sound.
04:36:05
Whatever it is, I don't know.
04:36:07
Whatever. They're like claiming some shows and something.
04:36:10
I don't know.
04:36:12
They're good stuff to blame it.
04:36:14
And so they're blaming it on whatever the fuck they can blame then.
04:36:17
I don't know.
04:36:18
I can't believe we didn't.
04:36:19
Do we talk about the space in Israel and Mass?
04:36:23
We did the spaces they created in Gaza by blowing things up
04:36:28
into of space and build new new buildings.
04:36:34
If you look at Israel and they're trying to build this canal
04:36:38
directly to the resource know it's the opposite.
04:36:42
It's going to be a Suez Canal replacement.
04:36:44
It's going to be very lucrative.
04:36:47
I know it goes right by Gaza.
04:36:51
It may have something to do with the control of it.
04:36:53
They may they may want
04:36:55
you know, that may be why that may be why they want the land, the resources.
04:36:59
All I'm saying
04:37:01
and maybe the extermination of a religion
04:37:04
can wait to see what you're writing,
04:37:07
you know?
04:37:08
Yes, that's what I said. That's it.
04:37:11
Fighting for the sea and the canal.
04:37:13
Yeah,
04:37:15
You can call it whatever you want.
04:37:17
My canal is a one way street.
04:37:20
In order to poop, I always poop.
04:37:23
Everyone look at all. Everyone poops.
04:37:26
Where do you.
04:37:26
Where is the fecal material? We leave your body.
04:37:29
Do you know that the North Korean people are told that the.
04:37:33
I don't even know what he's called the Emperor or the President doesn't poop
04:37:36
because his diet is so refined and perfect, eats
04:37:38
exactly what his body needs and he's never poop in his life.
04:37:41
That's impossible.
04:37:42
That's of things.
04:37:43
Absolutely impossible.
04:37:44
But they tell people that the people can't
04:37:48
hold that hold.
04:37:49
And one person they were pulling off.
04:37:52
Really?
04:37:53
Yeah. I'm not.
04:37:55
I know it's weird to claim he wrote, like, a lot of the fucking movies that,
04:37:59
you know, that are popular that. They.
04:38:03
Yeah, I, they, they can't.
04:38:05
They probably have to follow because they'll get killed. Right.
04:38:08
They don't actually follow. Yeah.
04:38:09
I don't know.
04:38:10
There's, there's some people that think that you know,
04:38:12
they're all hypnotized by all that bullshit
04:38:15
and there's a lot of people that think like a lot of the,
04:38:18
a lot of the people that live there know that, you know, they're of like, whatever.
04:38:22
They just kind of play along,
04:38:24
go along and get along and just kind of live their own lives and just
04:38:28
kind of a joke.
04:38:29
Yeah, well,
04:38:30
the expression is then you sat by and they came for the fill in the blank.
04:38:33
Then he sat by and they came for the fill in the blank.
04:38:36
Then they finally came for you and you scream for help.
04:38:39
And guess what?
04:38:39
There was nobody fucking to help because they already came and got everyone.
04:38:43
Like, as long as they come for you, they're trying to be unselfish lovers.
04:38:46
So, you know, I can't wait to come and joke
04:38:51
soon to say good bye.
04:38:52
That came for you.
04:38:54
I came for you.
04:38:56
Did you came for Gary?
04:38:59
I came.
04:39:00
No I did not.
04:39:01
I think we both came for you.
04:39:04
I do everything I can to come for Gary.
04:39:06
I figure if I can come for Gary, then other people will.
04:39:11
But now I'm starting to rethink everything.
04:39:13
Because as soon as he left, we completely succeeded.
04:39:15
So we're gonna make our dreams come true
04:39:20
and do it be by mistake.
04:39:24
Yeah.
04:39:25
What do I hear?
04:39:26
Freaking as Space Invaders or Galaga.
04:39:29
Fuck that is.
04:39:30
That would be your computer.
04:39:33
Is it my
04:39:36
fucking shit?
04:39:37
Don't
04:39:40
fuck up
04:39:42
in your face.
04:39:44
I don't know.
04:39:45
Is it.
04:39:47
I don't know what you might.
04:39:48
These are, you know, mega dreams.
04:39:51
Can you?
04:39:52
These are drum monitors, so I can't even hear myself talk unless I.
04:39:55
I can.
04:39:55
These cancel out every you only you can only hear drums, is it?
04:40:00
I don't want to show a little drumming here. Here.
04:40:02
These are the greatest.
04:40:03
These are the greatest drum monitors for.
04:40:04
200 bucks that I've ever, ever put in my ear.
04:40:08
Other ones are like thousands.
04:40:16
And I really, really wish I would have at least taken my AirPods
04:40:19
or something to the Metallica concert because,
04:40:24
wow, it was so loud.
04:40:27
That's what it's supposed to do.
04:40:28
The so many parents took their kids to and half of them
04:40:31
had your ear protection and half of them didn't.
04:40:35
Kids.
04:40:35
Meaning how old?
04:40:39
The youngest I saw was probably like ten.
04:40:42
Those people are assholes.
04:40:44
They got celebrated, put on screen the next the next generation of rock,
04:40:50
stupid.
04:40:51
So you're fucking home.
04:40:53
I it was weird because I felt uncomfortable the first night.
04:40:56
There was a bunch of young, young kids around.
04:40:58
So I'm like, I refrained from even partaking
04:41:02
because I felt I'm like, Well,
04:41:03
just because they're stupid to bring them doesn't mean I have to be stupid enough
04:41:06
to act like they're not here.
04:41:08
Yeah, no, a couple of times there was no necessarily like that.
04:41:12
Young.
04:41:13
They were definitely of age, like high school or.
04:41:17
But I agree.
04:41:17
I agree with you.
04:41:18
They would have been in the wrong, not me.
04:41:20
Like you're the dumb ass that brought your kid to the fucking concert.
04:41:23
Yeah, 17 to 20.
04:41:24
But obviously they're there with their parents and it's like, you know what?
04:41:27
You're at a concert. You got to know what time it is.
04:41:29
And so I just. I lit up anyway, and it just.
04:41:32
They blew them away.
04:41:32
Nobody looked our way and glance
04:41:36
and I didn't get asked.
04:41:37
I keep trying to.
04:41:38
Did I ask first concert,
04:41:41
my first concert ever for you
04:41:45
People's jam to
04:41:47
I saw it was 90
04:41:49
put on by 96.22 at POW,
04:41:55
which is referred to as the Energy Music theater now.
04:41:59
But I'm not the people that perform there.
04:42:03
The Criss Cross, Marky Mark
04:42:06
and the Funky Bunch are just Marky Mark.
04:42:08
I believe in the funky bunch with all that matter was really morning.
04:42:11
All I really remember was criss cross because that was my my jam.
04:42:14
But I remember Marky Mark and you weren't you weren't going.
04:42:19
Ironically, you going to go see him?
04:42:23
Yeah, My pair.
04:42:23
My mom brought it with me and my brothers that we sat on my mom.
04:42:27
It was like a it was a radio was out in concert how old?
04:42:30
Like 12.
04:42:31
I was 16, 25 and nine.
04:42:37
Ten. I don't know,
04:42:39
because My my oldest brother is five years older than me.
04:42:41
So Gary taping the chat.
04:42:43
What's your first concert?
04:42:44
How old.
04:42:45
Don't type to allow because you might wake up the word
04:42:48
and we know you're listening.
04:42:51
Can we keep it quiet?
04:42:52
We're not going to yell at you for being on your cell phone.
04:42:54
You're not supposed to have that cell phone anywhere.
04:42:56
Snatch it from me.
04:42:58
You Already said who my first concert was that I'm a little embarrassed to share
04:43:02
who being the accused child molester that they are.
04:43:05
And I'll show you, like show monsters like us.
04:43:08
And speaking of child molesters, look at this guy.
04:43:10
No, but I was 12 when I got offered to go to a concert.
04:43:13
I was like, Yeah, I'll go see anybody. He
04:43:16
wasn't that bad.
04:43:17
Boy, I don't think he's.
04:43:19
Is that that bad, though?
04:43:21
You had to get to see a little boy.
04:43:26
So it happened.
04:43:26
It wasn't that bad. Didn't hurt. It didn't hurt that much.
04:43:29
I think it says canal rape on there is what I just read people.
04:43:32
Yeah. Year
04:43:35
since killer.
04:43:36
Oh sorry. The sea is in. Fuck.
04:43:38
I misread that.
04:43:39
You know rape incest show move for life
04:43:43
What's
04:43:44
he got out through it's a jail for child molester
04:43:48
did not know that I was like child and homo or something.
04:43:51
I claim it says Kilbirnie secretly in his beard.
04:43:54
That also says Bonnie killed that.
04:43:57
That's his spouse Bonnie says killed in May.
04:44:00
That may or may not be coming.
04:44:03
69 says fuck anal rape flag.
04:44:06
I like Bonnie. I have no other.
04:44:08
I know it's kind of a joke.
04:44:09
It's just a joke, obviously.
04:44:11
Okay.
04:44:11
I'm just making I don't I don't I don't know.
04:44:14
I to know if.
04:44:16
No, I mean, that's a joke.
04:44:17
You just, you know, blink twice.
04:44:19
Gary, if you need help when you're at home, that's kind of thing.
04:44:21
It's like his wife wears this.
04:44:24
Like we need a public service announcement.
04:44:26
You know, male spousal abuse is a serious thing.
04:44:29
If you or a loved one are affected by a female at home, please
04:44:33
reach out to a male lawyer
04:44:37
and finally find a safe.
04:44:39
There are people to help.
04:44:42
Don't be embarrassed because your wife is kicking your ass every night.
04:44:45
And if you like that sort of thing, than let her.
04:44:50
Yeah.
04:44:53
Okay.
04:44:54
Yeah.
04:44:55
My girlfriend's sister
04:44:57
is her soon to be ex husband.
04:45:01
His parents
04:45:03
domestic abuse over the years
04:45:05
and supposedly he just
04:45:09
I guess they're still civil even though there is
04:45:11
lot of uncivil illness and he's an asshole and she's kind of a dipshit, but
04:45:16
whatever.
04:45:17
But he told her that her dad punched your mom again.
04:45:22
Punch his, punch his mama again.
04:45:25
So you see, again,
04:45:26
I disagree with that because if you hit him right
04:45:28
the first time, you don't have to do it again. Right.
04:45:30
But what up is his?
04:45:32
Her sister was like, well, I'm not having I'm not having them watch
04:45:36
babysit my kids anymore.
04:45:40
And that's like, yeah, reasonable like that's a domestic.
04:45:43
You don't want your kids around that type of situation.
04:45:45
But guess what?
04:45:46
This weekend she wanted to do something,
04:45:48
so she dropped her kids off at her in-laws.
04:45:50
So literally within a week of her making the statement and this happening,
04:45:54
she's dropping the kids off to stay with the grandparents. So,
04:45:58
yeah,
04:46:01
fucked up situation when
04:46:03
you try to help where you can and it's like you can only lead a water
04:46:06
and lead a water horse and you can't drown it, you know,
04:46:11
as long as you have enough space for the water
04:46:15
or should be able to find something, right.
04:46:18
Fool me once. Shame on you.
04:46:20
Fool me twice, never fool me again.
04:46:23
Fool me once.
04:46:26
Right?
04:46:26
That's it.
04:46:31
I want to end on this.
04:46:34
You know, you say we get cheers. That
04:46:37
baby shower
04:46:53
did it didn't Baby shark did do, did it?
04:46:56
Didn't Baby shark did did it.
04:46:58
It did it baby shake Mommy.
04:47:01
Shove it.
04:47:01
Did it. It didn't.
04:47:02
Mommy shot it, did it. It didn't. Mommy.
04:47:05
Jackie did it.
04:47:06
It did it.
04:47:07
Mommy Shark bite.
04:47:09
It started to do.
04:47:11
The daddy shot this stuff. He started it.
04:47:15
Shark, grandma, shark it.
04:47:18
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do, do, do do.
04:47:23
Grab my shark.
04:47:25
But I'm shot.
04:47:26
This guy who did this to his grandpa.
04:47:28
Something to do with grandpa.
04:47:30
Oh, that's good.
04:47:32
I'm in. I'm scold.
04:47:35
And if you do. Whoa.
04:47:37
That just took a dark turned in it.
04:47:39
Very children. But it fits in with Gary.
04:47:42
But wait they were like doll grandma and then they're like, Let's go hunt.
04:47:47
They're going to hunt Grandma.
04:47:48
I just thought there was way too many children for this very creepy hunt.
04:47:52
Yeah. Let's go.
04:47:53
HUNT Runaway.
04:47:54
What What is happening
04:47:57
in the children basement?
04:47:58
Doo doo doo doo doo doo.
04:48:00
Jesus.
04:48:00
Shoes Do do do do do do do do do
04:48:04
do, do, do dark or that hurts
04:48:10
tomorrow, if you're bringing this before.
04:48:13
So you want to go out, out of focus
04:48:16
and like it.
04:48:18
Oh, I bet you do
04:48:21
little too much.
04:48:22
I like the irony of the kids play song being dark and they don't.
04:48:27
Parents watch this, put them in front of it, go to bed.
04:48:30
They're like, okay, we'll do whatever you say.
04:48:32
Please don't beat us to the fucking sharks,
04:48:35
because, you know, that's most nursery rhymes and stuff
04:48:37
or just things to get your kids to listen to you,
04:48:41
throw you in an oven, cook you and shit, that kind of stuff.
04:48:44
If you don't, you know, don't go in the dark woods.
04:48:46
Now ban that shit nowadays.
04:48:48
Now it's all about gender equality and and look what's happening.
04:48:52
Bunch of weeks, generation snowflakes and they don't know how to.
04:48:56
I'll stop.
04:48:57
That's a rant for another day
04:49:00
cooking.
04:49:00
I think we're into cooking next week.
04:49:02
I'm excited.
04:49:04
We're going to make our dreams go.
04:49:05
Drew.
04:49:08
Oh, you know what we should do?
04:49:09
Where we from?
04:49:11
I don't know.
04:49:12
I mean, so you're ethnic.
04:49:15
Do you have an ethnic background or are you just hard?
04:49:18
I don't know, really.
04:49:19
I think Measure no culture.
04:49:22
Zero. No.
04:49:24
So no. Someone owes you in Italian.
04:49:27
Well, all right, well, so pick one of those
04:49:29
and make a food from there so I can just pick up a pizza.
04:49:31
That's why I'm saying it. It's easy.
04:49:34
Bullshit pizzas, the like the American Italian version of Italian food.
04:49:38
It's actually in, but I know it.
04:49:41
But it's not Italian, and I'm not Italian either.
04:49:43
That's why it perfectly
04:49:46
it's American.
04:49:47
So you're Sicilian or I'm a I'm American.
04:49:51
You're Philadelphia.
04:49:52
And so you're Sicilian or Greek
04:49:54
No, I don't know where my family I could actually.
04:49:57
I'll see my Aunt Maryanne.
04:49:58
This this You do one of them ancestry thing.
04:50:02
Fuck no, dude that's just a scam to get your DNA.
04:50:05
Oh, God.
04:50:06
And you're going to say they're never going to do anyone.
04:50:09
Your DNA.
04:50:10
They cloning you.
04:50:11
You really are afraid.
04:50:13
I am.
04:50:14
I'm not worried or not worried about them cloning me.
04:50:16
You should watch that island movie that they started with your DNA
04:50:21
so they can.
04:50:22
In my DNA, they just got to get on my dick.
04:50:24
No, just to be honest, I know how I know how powerful and how
04:50:27
profitable and how dangerous and how exciting data is.
04:50:31
And I just like to keep as much, even if it's unknown.
04:50:34
And I don't know the future risks, I just like to keep control of my data,
04:50:37
if I can.
04:50:38
And giving somebody the core of my being doesn't
04:50:42
sound ideal in my philosophy, I'm no, I'd never be a semen donor,
04:50:46
but I'm pretty sure mine would be sought after.
04:50:48
It is based on my heart and I, I once they have your DNA, they can make your semen.
04:50:56
Why? Why would they need you?
04:50:57
See if you can make something to make your semen.
04:51:00
Yeah, they'll just. I mean, they could just.
04:51:02
They'll put the DNA code into 3D printer and it'll just spit out seam.
04:51:06
Are they able to do that? No.
04:51:07
I mean, yeah, I think. Who knows.
04:51:09
I mean, was it is artificial insemination
04:51:13
like the clone was what, The sheep.
04:51:16
They made the semen in the lab or how do they
04:51:19
think they do it.
04:51:21
I think they did it with the cells, but I was just figuratively speaking.
04:51:26
That was a long time ago.
04:51:27
You said I, you said I won't give my my sperm.
04:51:30
Is that
04:51:30
because you don't want them playing with it
04:51:31
or you don't want them to reproduce a little?
04:51:33
Can you go to doctor? They take your blood.
04:51:35
You're afraid of that same.
04:51:36
Sure. Yeah, absolutely.
04:51:39
I'd rather have them take my blood because they at least get to suck my feet again.
04:51:44
If you want to go down this hole.
04:51:45
I had a tooth pulled once and I said, Hey, can I have it?
04:51:48
And they laugh. They go, Where are you going to put on your pillow?
04:51:50
We'll give you a little treasure box.
04:51:51
I was like, No, I don't know what you're going to do with mine.
04:51:55
Yeah, I'm like, You can clone that, make a whole nother me for all I know.
04:51:58
And I didn't really mean that, but I was like, like, fine.
04:52:01
They put in a little Ziploc bag and gave it to me.
04:52:03
It's like nobody's ever asked for their tooth.
04:52:06
They just throw it away.
04:52:06
But I'm like, What if somebody going through the garbage and collecting teeth?
04:52:09
What if my tooth shows up on a crime scene somewhere?
04:52:12
What am I, blood shows up on a crime scene somewhere and I never
04:52:16
goes there?
04:52:17
I mean, they're ridiculous.
04:52:18
It's probably never happened.
04:52:20
But CSI, I've never seen that show that they live.
04:52:24
Yeah, you can.
04:52:25
I know that.
04:52:25
I know.
04:52:26
The joke
04:52:26
from South Park is they always get solved by semen and blood under the floorboards.
04:52:30
Yeah, well, I just.
04:52:32
I've mentioned several times about making a murderer
04:52:35
and convicting a murderer. Why? Or rebuttal?
04:52:37
And it's just funny how people get this
04:52:41
misconception based on television and movies that
04:52:44
they're a little package.
04:52:46
Yeah, there's all kinds of blood.
04:52:48
Whenever you kill someone and there's going to be evidence all over the place.
04:52:51
And it's just it's not exactly how you think it really plays out.
04:52:54
But when there's evidence there, it's pretty pretty damning.
04:52:58
You know, it's I don't know.
04:53:00
I believe the term is beyond a reasonable doubt.
04:53:03
Yeah.
04:53:03
When you've got multiple beyond a reasonable doubt, it's it's kind of like
04:53:07
I don't know how many times are going to say I didn't do it.
04:53:10
It's like obviously you did
04:53:13
at that point you got a money,
04:53:16
then you can just buy your justice.
04:53:18
OJ Well, that's kind of what the one did try to do.
04:53:23
O.J. Simpson No, the dude in the A Murderer,
04:53:26
he sent a friggin letter, a handwritten letter to the friggin prosecuting attorney
04:53:30
after he left a job saying that, Hey, will you be my lawyer?
04:53:37
And for me to fight against the charge that you literally just convict him?
04:53:43
He said that's not what he said.
04:53:45
That's literally what he's asking.
04:53:48
And he's basically insinuating that, hey, we all get our split
04:53:50
some of the money with you that like, know the wrongful conviction
04:53:54
And like, all this is very weird.
04:53:59
Very funny, though.
04:54:00
White with white trash bullshit.
04:54:06
It's Wisconsin for you.
04:54:08
Still available, but he's not.
04:54:10
He's watching, but he's unavailable.
04:54:13
Oh, we got six thumbs up.
04:54:15
What issue was our previous record?
04:54:17
I think every we started with six. No way, man.
04:54:20
We got nine on one now.
04:54:21
Oh, no.
04:54:22
Do you know what happens every time we do a new show?
04:54:25
That's when we get a boost of a few more views.
04:54:27
For all the old shows.
04:54:29
Really, they pretty much die off by, like, Tuesday.
04:54:33
Yeah, by Thursday.
04:54:35
Well, Thursday usually fucking in more M, but then we get a big burst.
04:54:38
People are like, Oh, think I think they might check out old shows
04:54:41
or they might go, What is this?
04:54:43
That's stupid.
04:54:43
Let's see what this is.
04:54:44
That's similar to Oh, let's see what this is.
04:54:46
That's super too.
04:54:47
All right. I'm not going to listen to this again. That's all right.
04:54:52
I find that overall, we sometimes
04:54:57
at least give them a you give them a try.
04:54:58
It's like, can this be entertaining here?
04:55:00
I really am.
04:55:02
That's cool.
04:55:05
I'm So we're going to the children or children on the screen.
04:55:09
So these are at least what I can do.
04:55:14
It's all going to come for you.
04:55:15
Yeah, Check it out.
04:55:18
Do it in a way.
04:55:24
Come for Gary is available.
04:55:26
What do you think?
04:55:28
Oh, new T-shirt
04:55:31
for a dot com or was
04:55:34
Come, Erica.
04:55:40
Well, we'll ask for donations.
04:55:45
People might not think it's money, though.
04:55:49
Your co
04:55:52
girls are good.
04:55:56
I don't know why.
04:55:56
That's not supposed to be funny.
04:55:57
That's not funny.
04:56:01
Although we're told
04:56:02
C come for Gary is not a very
04:56:06
it's not a very sensible one because we'll have to tell everybody
04:56:08
it's the number four instead people wait so we got to make sure come for Gary
04:56:13
is available also.
04:56:15
So you can tell I do this for a living, I'm sure.
04:56:17
So so we can get oh, I do better
04:56:20
because it looks like come forgery.
04:56:24
Oh, uh,
04:56:28
what exactly is it come forgery.
04:56:30
That when you look, I don't know if fake
04:56:35
dating somebody doesn't come and you throw it at the scene,
04:56:38
either take somebody else's com or you step in when she's not looking
04:56:42
and put your come in and, then get out of there.
04:56:44
So the Yeah.
04:56:46
You need to, you need to have sexual relations
04:56:48
with another man you gather has come in a condom, then you have sex
04:56:52
and maybe say an underage girl and then you, you spread his semen.
04:56:56
The virginal area.
04:56:58
That way it looks like
04:57:01
it's a forgery.
04:57:03
I don't think that's the way it should be,
04:57:06
but some underage boy.
04:57:10
Then come forgery.
04:57:13
I think it has to be
04:57:16
a misled fake cum somehow.
04:57:20
How are you going to do that?
04:57:21
I don't know.
04:57:22
That's true. You steal the cover.
04:57:24
You got to.
04:57:25
I guess you're right. I was wrong here.
04:57:27
You got to steal it. You were right.
04:57:29
I was wrong. I apologize.
04:57:31
Oh, we didn't hear that at all the show.
04:57:33
That's all we do now.
04:57:34
Think you know, I definitely played it.
04:57:39
Even when he was right. I played it.
04:57:41
I must have missed it
04:57:44
to lose, if you like.
04:57:45
My eyes can't open the you like.
04:57:48
I'm trying to open them and they're like you.
04:57:51
All right, so this is how I it then, right?
04:57:54
We're going to make our trades clearly
04:57:57
public.
04:57:58
Stephanie Schlemiel.
04:58:00
Hello, My passive f inc.
04:58:04
We're on it.
04:58:05
You give us a little bit.
04:58:10
Well It's the wrong one
04:58:12
where we make our dreams come true.
04:58:16
Do it.
04:58:18
Nothing's gonna turn back now Straight ahead.
04:58:22
And on
04:58:24
the need to do it
04:58:29
when there's nothing we want to hide.
04:58:32
Never heard the word awesome This time
04:58:36
there's no stopping to
04:58:41
you got a dream away.
04:58:46
So now we're gonna make a dream come true.
04:58:50
Who do you really believe?
04:58:54
Or do you?
04:58:56
Your dreams come true.
04:58:57
I will do you?
04:59:00
Yes. You.
04:59:12
What's that?
04:59:13
Did you blow your nose like that on purpose, or were you putting that on?
04:59:16
Because I feel like nobody blows their nose.
04:59:18
It's very cartoony.
04:59:19
Yeah. I blow nose like that every time.
04:59:21
And I did it loud on purpose. Okay,
04:59:25
It's old school cartoon.
04:59:28
If you don't get that vibration out, it just doesn't.
04:59:30
Doesn't look great.
04:59:32
Literally.
04:59:32
On that note, I think it was like a B-flat
04:59:37
I got to go.
04:59:38
I got to go to bed. It was like the brown noise.
04:59:40
I got to go dream.
04:59:41
I got to go dream about Flashdance now, which I mean, I actually do.
04:59:45
I wake up in the middle of the night thinking, Oh,
04:59:48
this isn't something you perfect than a faucet.
04:59:52
But we definitely miss.
04:59:54
We definitely something.
04:59:55
There's something missing.
04:59:56
All right? Yeah.
04:59:59
So let's see.
05:00:01
That was the one he's done with this fucking stupid shift situation.
05:00:05
It's been months, but whatever.
05:00:07
Two or three weeks, he said whatever.
05:00:10
He's a liar. Yeah, He says that every two or three weeks.
05:00:12
You're going to answer next week. I'm going to make a note.
05:00:15
When you work at a
05:00:19
machine, you know shit.
05:00:21
You by the balls.
05:00:22
Yeah, I didn't was like a high turnover.
05:00:27
So you going to shoot all they got you by the balls?
05:00:29
Oh, shit.
05:00:30
Or no, I mean, but if you have a good work ethic and you're older,
05:00:34
you're going to be on the day shift.
05:00:36
That's just all there is to. There's an image.
05:00:38
People are coming around the day shift.
05:00:39
It's training.
05:00:41
I've earned that shit.
05:00:42
I think he's stuck there, but we'll see.
05:00:45
He chews the fucking time to be like 930 or zero when we go earlier than when I.
05:00:51
We can discuss this later.
05:00:52
I was ready to start at 4:00 today.
05:00:54
I was kind of like, I'm off at five technically, but I could start at 4:00.
05:00:58
And what is the after show after show?
05:01:02
And then
05:01:05
I told him, What did I say?
05:01:07
I just totally forgot I was going to say, So who the fuck charge the show?
05:01:12
Something doesn't matter.
05:01:14
Yeah,
05:01:17
I got Laverne and Shirley stuck in my head now,
05:01:20
doing well, for the record,
05:01:23
actually, I want to be Laverne,
05:01:25
but I don't know which one is which, but
05:01:29
the dark, dark haired one or the brown, dark haired one.
05:01:32
I think they both have dark hair.
05:01:34
Only dark.
05:01:35
The ones with, like, brown brunet hair.
05:01:38
And that one's Laverne.
05:01:42
Which one?
05:01:44
That one.
05:01:46
Whoops.
05:01:46
No, I just put something on her face and
05:01:52
it's all right.
05:01:55
Now I have two things to go dream about,
05:01:58
really.
05:01:59
You know, I want to take this with me.
05:02:01
I guess going to dream a
05:02:07
that Gary's face.
05:02:09
Yeah.
05:02:10
He's gangster.
05:02:11
Gary.
05:02:14
All right.
05:02:15
Oh, yes.
05:02:16
Do the you accused the
05:02:21
I as be
05:02:29
I don't want huh?
05:02:30
The pledge.
05:02:32
My brain is dead.
05:02:34
Say what What's wrong?
05:02:35
I pledge.
05:02:37
I a I fled insane house.
05:02:40
Oh, right, right.
05:02:41
I said I made a sound of that.
05:02:43
It's the thing.
05:02:45
I'm just keep talking for a bit more.
05:02:47
I'm going to talk a bit more like it's super scary and a simple fucking face
05:02:51
and just sit. Plus. Wait.
05:02:54
Yeah.
05:02:54
You said the letters that I put it under there.
05:02:58
Mm hmm.
05:03:00
Well, you.
05:03:05
Can I carry.
05:03:07
It's kind an episode there this time.
05:03:10
I better get that. Whatever.
05:03:12
I put my, like I guess.
05:03:15
All right, so I'm going to zoom in on your.
05:03:18
Your my skin.
05:03:19
I see.
05:03:20
My skin is the skin cells. Just talk?
05:03:23
Yeah.
05:03:23
No one's that space sound any more either.
05:03:25
I want to fix that and go back
05:03:31
to my because I've got I've got,
05:03:36
I got a really, really great
05:03:40
how I smoke if you hear it.
05:03:45
Okay.
05:03:46
Now that filled the time wonderfully.
05:03:49
So if you
05:03:51
put it like think it's like 300 views
05:03:54
and takes his put his face up there nice and big so we can see
05:04:00
the motherfucking do
05:04:03
as above so below
05:06:59
as above so below.