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Hi, I'm Gary.
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Welcome to Fladge Rants Live our first ever cooking show.
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Now, you probably thought I was going to talk conspiracy theories
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like how the Food and Drug Administration is on the take, and the fix is in,
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or all the carcinogens they're addicted to,
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or what are they putting in our drinking water?
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But no, I'm actually cooking.
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First thing you do with the campfire is you put in the potatoes.
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So this is here and we can finally make those foil hats.
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So I've already washed these and I punch holes and I'm
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just plain going pretty good here.
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Throw one over there.
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But if the other ones.
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Where
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is that bad boy? Up?
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We're over there.
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Like, get away from the choir because it's frigging hot.
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And. And then that leaves the fruit
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to get started on an easy salad, dessert type of thing.
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Start with bananas,
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fill a board, and you've got a fire going.
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Very convenient.
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You just toss the people right at.
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Now, next step, every serving plate.
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Pineapple rings.
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This is how to make a candlestick salad.
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This is a lost art.
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Now take a little pineapple rings.
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Open them right over
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one or two on the serving plate.
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It depends on how brave you are to makes a better base of foundation.
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But what we're doing here is Now let's get pineapple.
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You got to trim the bananas down.
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So we've got my handy dandy butter knife here.
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And if you trim it down to size, it should fit right in there. Then
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take your mail,
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because every fruit sale, it's got mail in it.
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It kind of blob it down the side like melting wax
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and then take your or cherries.
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In this case, I've got all smoky moonshine.
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Cherries
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and put that right on top.
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And that's your point.
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And it's a
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nice looking little salad
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for dinner guests.
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And it can just sit there
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and look nice.
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All dinner
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and desserts. Right.
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I'll make another one
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just because I've got the stuff out
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and another banana
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on that.
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And a little mail
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and the topper.
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Yeah,
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Candlesticks.
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It's just like that.
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I think we should bring stuff like this back.
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It's almost touch.
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But don't get me wrong.
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The Food and Drug Administration is on the take,
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and they are putting chemicals in our food to make us make it addictive.
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And Carson is dead.
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I know. My hands are filthy, so I'll.
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That's part of cooking
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outdoors.
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I've got ground elk,
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little bacon,
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calf, liver,
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Omaha steaks.
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It looks like he got up, folks, but.
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And our main entree, frog legs,
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frog legs and flat drinks.
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Live it. Brady, what are we doing next week?
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Are we doing triple revoke?
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Are we going to be able to pull it off?
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I'm not even sure if it's going on.
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Can you hear me now? I can't hear it enough,
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but I don't know.
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I'm not sure how we're going to do anything.
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Okay, well, let's keep doing this.
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So I got this brand new skillet.
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Looks good.
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Like a skillet.
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Speaker They're warming up.
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Well,
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didn't think
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I was really going to cook, did you?
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I'm not sure you are.
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I'm just assuming you are.
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Okay.
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Have you seen the candlestick salad?
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No, but beautiful guy.
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Yes. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Candlesticks, salad?
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No, I have stepped away, though, so I'm not sure I heard it.
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I'm not sure of anybody onscreen here.
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You're on screen.
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Oh, that's great.
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I could make a little candlestick salad if you're hungry.
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We aren't.
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You're going to meet us all and ship it to us.
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That's what I was expecting.
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We have to chop up this onion.
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Can you put it in water first?
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Now we're camping.
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This is outdoor cooking.
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So this is not an instructional video.
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I mean, the instructional part of the video has ended
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with the candlestick salads.
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The rest the rest of this is experimental.
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I have no idea what I'm doing,
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but that's my disclaimer on every podcast.
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I don't really know what I'm doing.
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I hope that's all right.
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I think it's more fun that way,
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but this could go terribly wrong.
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Like, where did I put my butter?
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It's already terribly wrong.
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That's the fun part.
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I, I swear I had butter.
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We're going to switch screens.
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We have one.
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I'm going to need butter
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to keep on mute.
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Yeah, and hopefully everybody stays on mute it now.
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No, I'm not.
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I would have you see where Gary had the butter.
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I was been sitting here wondering what the fuck is going on.
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It's a bit closer, but
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the curious about the outside.
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Well, the audio seems odd because I don't know how you're so
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you must have done something because you're far away from the camera.
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You're outside. But it's
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so an android Samsung phone.
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Yeah. We don't know what the fuck you're doing. It's so far away.
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He's picking them up from afar.
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It sounds like there's room noise still, even though he's outside.
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It's kind of weird. I would assume the fire.
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The phone isn't hanging over the fire right
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in the center.
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I got to try and switch screens here.
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What if it's a Sanford and son?
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We're buying a burner.
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What if they dump it?
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Oh, look, there we are.
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Oh, look here.
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Oh, look.
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So this button is
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the opening song is Drag Boy cooking
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terribly.
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It camping is not fully equipped with a single camera shoot.
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Couldn't couldn't have gotten multiple sources here.
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Or we can watch cables sound
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or unitard while they were
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white.
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And then one bite.
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Why is the head so bright red?
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Yeah. Was I want to show you.
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What is that? A red rocket stalk.
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It's just coming out.
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You've got to return to one foot, whatever way.
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Put them back and put them back on the screen.
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I missed it. I got him. I got him.
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Zoom in on the red rocket to the.
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Yeah.
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Now it has two heads.
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I'm very confused there.
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That side looks better.
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Yeah, it's just got a
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modified mushroom cap.
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They'll always be the dogs amongst yourselves.
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I got to get that button.
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I can't.
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We actually don't have to get the butter.
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Okay, we do.
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This segment is over.
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I can't wait to see him eat that.
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Can we do it?
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I told you he's going to eat in one booth.
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It makes complete sense.
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All our fans that we're getting on tick tock now, it makes perfect sense. Why?
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There's
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a not that I have anything wrong with that lifestyle.
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And if I don't,
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as long as they don't involve me, I'm a complete libertarian.
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I'm free to fucking do whatever bananas you want.
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No, it's really strange.
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You can't go on that empty chair.
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I think maybe I should have changed the scene.
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It's going to be one of those kind of days.
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Nothing's working.
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It is kind of sexy.
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More so.
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If I were going.
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When Gary shows back up, he goes down, but
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he goes down. I'll switch it,
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hug him.
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All of a sudden now we're getting this outdoor fladge.
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I think he had this weird to cook.
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It was He is the only place he's allowed to be after.
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I've asked him several times, like, why did you do some shit from outside
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the barn?
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I thought the garage, the barn,
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the forage was his salvation for cell phone service.
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I'm going to try my new buttons here.
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So then I got
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to switch back to that breaking news.
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Gary is missing again.
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He just walked away from his own show, per usual.
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So there wasn't a video playing for the cause in the walk away.
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It's funny,
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by the time I hit the breaking news, I had forgot what I was going to say.
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Sorry, you got plenty of time.
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I hope so.
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Yo, you do it again.
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He's inside for searching for the butter.
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Does needs to go with butter.
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So to be clear, Gary needs butter for his big banana.
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Yeah.
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I don't know what he's using the butter for.
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What is he making?
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What was he saying?
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Candlesticks. Yeah, I was going to confuse.
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Or was he saying, Can you just fix that?
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It looked like a banana with, like, a cherry on top.
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Clearly, he throws up some softballs, huh?
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No pun intended.
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Well, I'm just curious on where this. It's.
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Was it 1021?
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Do you know where you are?
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And damn, that's what I was going to say.
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Let me try again.
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Breaking news.
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It's 10 p.m..
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Do you know where Flood is?
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You know where you ran his areas
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because you're
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great news.
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I don't. You hold it on the screen like that.
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We can see it, but like count of three before you move it.
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So it has time to focus in. What was that?
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Where'd you get that butter from?
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It looks like a cartoon.
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Fake butter.
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It's like grandma
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and his grandma. Butter.
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Did it say unsalted?
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Salted.
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If you had unsalted, I was going to ask you, put that on milk toast,
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is it?
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I think it's on frickin it's on one of the streaming services.
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It might even be Pluto.
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I tune into Pluto occasionally because I got some good
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just rehash of old, old TV shows.
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But they got this commercial
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where the big fat guy
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is like, putting like he's got like four sticks of butter on the counter
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and he's going to be like making food.
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And then he's like looking at the butter going, Hmm, maybe.
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And so then he Googles online about like making healthier choices, and he's like,
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he puts the butter away and it's like, Yeah, no shit, you fucking moron.
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What do you think is like,
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fuck you doing with four sticks of butter when you're cooking?
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I don't even want to think about it when I cook.
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No, I was a third.
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Well, it's his.
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You're doing other stuff that involves lubrication.
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How? Well, I'm just slaughtering onions.
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Is this going to be the whole show?
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I hope so.
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I'm going to. I'll be here the whole time.
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I mean, I'll shit on it the whole time, but somebody might get tired of that.
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So do you plan on eating it after?
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I'll try and time my food to get here when you're eating so we can eat together.
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Because I thought a repast raw paste was a feast to dine,
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to meal, to have a meal or the meal that you have with with.
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So unless we don't study,
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we are doomed to pot.
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That was repents.
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That's why I put new pants on for the show.
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Slacks.
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I thought it was too rude, but I thought it was this week.
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I thought we were doing it for our special on Kevin Spacey.
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We could okay.
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We could do a four hour special on Kevin Bacon.
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We did the Creepshow already,
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although I guess he's been Well, he's been.
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He's been. What is it when you're let off?
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The fired got accused of the MeToo movement
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of some man, some intern male intern that he supposedly raped or mishandled.
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But he but apparently he didn't know so
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spacey Kevin Spacey.
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But yeah, he got caught up in the MeToo movement,
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but wasn't actually apparently a problem.
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Really. He didn't do anything.
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That's what they say now.
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I don't know. It's not breaking news because he was one of the week.
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I mean, he was like one of the main people that it wasn't really like denial much.
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It was just kind of like, yeah,
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right.
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Because he knew what was what was coming or he paid him off.
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I don't trust anything.
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I'm a skeptic watching institutions.
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Oh, I like a good I like tearing somebody down.
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It's fun.
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I'm not going to be the one
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that to be the one that tear them down and make them lose their job and like,
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destroy their lives.
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But I'll tear them down verbally.
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It's for fun,
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what they're doing for their fun.
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Or you're fun doing it
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for my fun, but they can have fun with it if they have a good sense of humor.
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You're doing you're doing the onions right now.
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You going to prep some of this?
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It's a it's a six hour show.
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He can prep on show. So you got to have
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it. Well,
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one of the biggest things about cooking is the timing.
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And I'm trying to share that.
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I have no idea what I'm doing.
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Yeah,
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the timing is pretty good with other things, too.
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Is this in place of opening rant or
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oh, why are they putting up more food?
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I don't know.
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You know, I've got some information on that,
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but I thought, well, you could eat first and then talk about what's in our
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farmland like five or six years ago.
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Why is Bill Gates buying up farmland?
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Okay, so we can
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you control the people? Great.
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So that my whole rabbit hole
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kind of started with a realm of that
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right now.
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So feeling a bit like this
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tumbling down,
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down the rabbit hole,
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down the drive, all the go ahead.
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Go down that rabbit hole.
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Gary Oh, well, do you really want me to?
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Because this is just detracting from.
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Yeah,
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he's going to be cooking for a while and we can continue with the show.
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I hope that's the point
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where I thought the point would be like, I get it, I get it.
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The monologue is what he's cooking on.
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It's on fire right now.
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So he's like taking a backseat, obviously.
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So no, it's a log.
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So it's a play on words.
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So it's things are a little bit of the way.
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I just don't understand the dynamic here
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because I'm waiting for something there and nothing's open.
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And I think they said difficult to cook on.
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Right?
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So you set up so you set out to prove it.
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I get it. I get it. Now.
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So you could cook and discuss
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three pans at the same time.
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No, you're just. You're just cooking.
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I am.
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I'm not.
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So while you're cooking, what am I doing?
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Yes, well, we are, because I'm constantly shitting on it.
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Do you guys?
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Because nothing changed enough to be able to pair wine with what you're eating.
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What do you have?
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What are you fucking. No, I don't understand that shit.
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I don't need this. It really.
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Is there really a thing like.
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Well, I'm hoping that I have never gotten it, so I've never done it right.
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Maybe there is something to it, but I don't really like the taste of wine.
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It tastes like rancid juice.
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I'm not sure how that could make my food taste it.
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Oh, I get it.
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Maybe because the wine tastes so bad that when you eat food after it,
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it makes it taste even better compared to the wine
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chat.
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If anybody has a wine, one of those
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kinds.
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Well, no, there's a word for for there's an actual name for women's wine.
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I thought the word grammar person would over there would know it
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if you were a person that your parents,
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he's too busy cooking over there.
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He's not really paying attention.
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So your arms, I'm fire.
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I'm going to keep you on point the whole time.
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I'm going to have point checks
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when you to
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appropriate the firewood
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in advance or
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have you prepared the flatulence.
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Yeah,
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I think he did that first.
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They're sitting on the table.
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They're those little tiny little
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the one inch adorable.
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I think they're cute, the interactions.
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So what have you inspired
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to cook this fine evening?
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Gary?
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It's not the Last Supper, and it's not the the whole problem for
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Put the first supper.
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I, I love cooking.
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I love to eat, I love scrumptious meal
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and I love first in first supper a nipple.
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I love for supper.
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I wanted to build this around the concept of stone soup.
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Are you guys familiar with the story of stone Soup?
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No, but I'm about The grandmother walks into a small village,
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sets off a fire in the middle of the town, puts this plot on the fire,
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and asks someone for some water and they say, Well, you need a bucket.
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Well, can I borrow your bucket?
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And they said, Sure.
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What are you doing? I'm making stone soup.
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So that got people's attention.
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Like, how do you make stone soup? What's that?
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And so he puts a single pebble in the bottom of the water and it starts boiling.
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And he said, You know what would go great?
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Is there a grain farmer around?
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And a guy said, Yeah, I'll make rice and I'll I'll go grab your bag.
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And so he grabs the bag and confirms that I've got corn for the promises.
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I've got chicken is it will all go great with my stone soup.
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And of course you know where I'm going with this.
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He ended up with a nice, big hearted stew. Oh,
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no, thanks.
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Yeah, that's brilliant.
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He tricked everybody, you're saying so that's not really funny.
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That poor guy, a welder helps us out.
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A wine connoisseur is called a Somalia.
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No Somalians or Somalia.
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Well,
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you can have a Somali in Somalia, but I don't think they would be very good at.
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Well, you know what?
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I'm judging Maybe Somalia has maybe Somalia has the best.
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Somalia is,
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oh, my, there
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there is
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nothing for the great directly down on the world.
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No, because the world is going to change
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and then you're going to lose your food.
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I'm going to go.
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All right.
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You know, is that going to kind of taste
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a little bit like couch still or is it?
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Oh, perfect.
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Oh, so you're perfect.
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You have a nice clean firepit and then a disposable fireplace.
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So portable.
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What, you don't dispose where you eat?
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So I'm saying
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next week, are we going to do elimination?
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Yes. Excrement
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definitely takes natural excrement.
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Is that what you said?
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You'll get excrement.
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They'll experiment better.
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You guys are going to be able to carry the show for like,
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20 minutes while I go get my food.
00:23:24
Yeah.
00:23:25
Is that. Is that what we're doing?
00:23:27
The world is going to make food boringly 4 hours.
00:23:32
Well, I don't plan to make you boring like,
00:23:35
Oh, my God,
00:23:38
it's 32 minutes and
00:23:42
11 potatoes.
00:23:45
All right, we're gonna break in a few eggs.
00:23:48
So breaking news.
00:23:51
Yeah.
00:23:53
So those are the challenges.
00:23:56
Poses a challenge to the first.
00:23:59
There we go.
00:24:00
So I'm assuming you're having a nice, fun cooking segment.
00:24:03
Although you don't.
00:24:04
You don't want to dive in as if,
00:24:07
you know, we're trying to do a thing here.
00:24:10
Honestly, you know, in a couple of days, there's going to be quite a feast
00:24:14
that most Americans are going to partake in.
00:24:16
And that would be Thanksgiving, I'm assuming, correct.
00:24:19
This is what inspired this, correct?
00:24:21
Correct.
00:24:23
Thanks for telling us.
00:24:26
So what people like to point out
00:24:28
usually around this time of year is how all of the white people, as if
00:24:32
all white people were in our European Spanish and English descent.
00:24:37
Yeah, exactly. Definitely not.
00:24:40
And that we all are terrible, terrible people because like, we murdered
00:24:44
and killed a bunch of peaceful, kind, loving people.
00:24:49
And that's not always true.
00:24:51
That's not always true.
00:24:52
So we're going to sort this out.
00:24:56
Genocide and slavery.
00:24:58
I got to fix that.
00:24:59
I guess that's all right.
00:25:00
I can say it out loud.
00:25:01
Genocide and slavery and rape.
00:25:04
Let's remember the atrocities of indigenous people.
00:25:09
All right.
00:25:10
Give me a moment.
00:25:12
Give me some history with the horror.
00:25:14
I'll just read a fine.
00:25:15
The history of humanity is a horrifying
00:25:17
tale filled with every evil one can possibly imagine.
00:25:20
Most human history is poverty, tyranny and violence.
00:25:23
I was going to say that's a tranny. At first.
00:25:27
There is
00:25:27
poverty, tyranny, training in violence,
00:25:30
centuries of unbelievable suffering, blah, blah, blah.
00:25:34
Uh, to vilify people such as Christopher Columbus for genocide and slavery.
00:25:39
There was a Native American striving had not been committing similar atrocities
00:25:42
against one another for centuries by the time Columbus arrived, the clash
00:25:45
of civilizations in the North American continent merely mirrored
00:25:48
many such events throughout history of humanity.
00:25:52
Humanity.
00:25:56
The renowned
00:25:58
historian Bernard Bailyn described pre-Columbian America
00:26:02
as a not a terribly peaceful, peaceful world.
00:26:06
They were always involved in warfare.
00:26:08
Moreover, Bailyn describes how Native Americans sought to control
00:26:12
and exploit Europeans for their own gain and self-interest.
00:26:15
Indians said that they wanted to use the Europeans.
00:26:18
They wanted the English.
00:26:19
They're on the fringe, so they would have the benefit
00:26:24
of their treasure, their goods, even their advanced weapons.
00:26:27
They wanted that, but under their control, blah, blah, blah.
00:26:31
Consider the Chippewa shout out to Michigan.
00:26:35
I think we should go over those 29 coolest gifts.
00:26:38
Nobody would ever think of
00:26:40
a better segment
00:26:43
than they did on the same day.
00:26:45
Is Celebrex giving some light?
00:26:47
Why People suck?
00:26:51
Some indigenous Peoples
00:26:52
Day celebrations are even honoring the attacks, even though they make a make
00:26:57
the Spanish look like genuine humanitarian ones.
00:27:00
The subject is the level of historical ignorance involved here.
00:27:05
I do not know that actually, but because I always thought the Spanish
00:27:08
and the Portuguese were the main people that did a lot of fucked up
00:27:12
stuff to the American Indians.
00:27:18
Not so much the Polish or Italian people.
00:27:20
So I don't know where I fit into that box, but I do.
00:27:23
I am white of skin tones, so I guess, you know, I hope I help do it.
00:27:27
I was there, but I think we're to so, you know, it's kind of tongue in cheek
00:27:35
now. I mean, it's a little tongue in cheek,
00:27:37
but it's also it's also not because there is factual nature,
00:27:42
factual nature there, but it really is when I close the window, it killed it.
00:27:46
So that's the way I do that all the time.
00:27:48
You got to open up another window beforehand.
00:27:51
I have a more open.
00:27:52
I can actually transition from window to window
00:27:53
and I'd rather do that than open close up and close and I forget the
00:27:57
right, right.
00:27:58
So we we will agree that European colonizers killed many indigenous people.
00:28:02
They were against that.
00:28:03
Let's find what's interesting that I did not know
00:28:06
is that they claim that the amount of Native Americans
00:28:09
that they killed caused the planet to cool down.
00:28:13
So apparently to fight global warming, we have to kill indigenous people
00:28:19
if we murder them all
00:28:22
and it's kind of it's kind of funny, but it's kind of not.
00:28:26
Well, but it makes sense, right?
00:28:29
I mean, less people the less shit there is, but so it's indigenous,
00:28:33
it's indigenous Americans and colonizers and cow farts.
00:28:37
It's not the China industrial machine
00:28:41
that's in the sun that screwed up the planet.
00:28:43
Got it.
00:28:45
America had
00:28:47
more than 50 million indigenous peoples perished by the 1600s,
00:28:52
which is kind of confusing to me because they pretty much
00:28:56
whenever you see numbers of their population prior to colonization
00:29:00
and then after, its always an assumption of their
00:29:03
how many people were here prior to the colonization, this
00:29:07
consensus records Back then there was no no census, no
00:29:12
sorry, the same ones. As I said, a
00:29:14
huge, huge estimation.
00:29:16
Right?
00:29:17
Yeah, right.
00:29:17
You're just you're just guessing.
00:29:18
And there's all kinds of shit that we did not we didn't know,
00:29:21
you know, as far as like, who was where and doing what was.
00:29:26
It is quite interesting. I'm completely fine with that.
00:29:28
But I don't I don't want to change our whole life and future based on those.
00:29:31
What in the fuck is that?
00:29:33
Sorry,
00:29:36
you can interrupt.
00:29:38
Yeah. What is that?
00:29:38
What are you playing when you do that way too fast?
00:29:42
Yeah. You got to get well.
00:29:43
I've got to get me to Duke.
00:29:45
Okay, So.
00:29:47
Okay, so you're preparing for it.
00:29:50
Take the one little thing, and
00:29:53
then you separate the muscle from the bone here, and you cross this little legs.
00:29:59
That's why they pull it through
00:30:02
just so you don't lose that
00:30:05
tender stuff, you see?
00:30:07
So start squirts.
00:30:10
Yeah, Yeah, They're all crossed.
00:30:12
Look at a buffet up north.
00:30:15
They had crab legs on the buffet and I would occasionally eat crab legs.
00:30:18
At a certain point I stopped eating crab or crab legs.
00:30:21
Fucking crab legs are great. Frog legs.
00:30:23
I stopped eating fried eggs and we're going back.
00:30:26
It's just fucking weird to me. I don't know.
00:30:28
It is weird.
00:30:30
I don't know.
00:30:32
I give you the chicken. This would be weird.
00:30:34
Freaked me out when you hold her.
00:30:35
When you hold the chicken up, when it's raw and it kind of
00:30:38
looks like incense, you know, It's like the same size, same kind of thickness.
00:30:41
And yeah, it's really weird.
00:30:43
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:45
They don't freak out for sure, but she's got little cross legs, right?
00:30:50
You're killing my rabbit hole segment here.
00:30:54
Oh, I'm
00:30:55
sorry to ruin your podcast, but it can lead anywhere.
00:30:58
Well, well, so when you start somebody trying to prevent you
00:31:01
from doing it so
00:31:05
brutal.
00:31:06
When in Rome?
00:31:07
Yeah.
00:31:09
I like the unorganized chat.
00:31:11
Do you like it? Unorganized.
00:31:13
Disorganized.
00:31:14
Just trying to get into my random
00:31:16
disorganized sound like it was planned, unorganized.
00:31:18
Sounds like it unraveled that way.
00:31:20
And I don't care which word is coming.
00:31:22
Correct.
00:31:22
Big disorganized work
00:31:28
really need to find over
00:31:30
393 one.
00:31:35
Yeah.
00:31:36
So European and European colonizers killed
00:31:40
so many indigenous Americans on the planet.
00:31:42
Cool down. A group of researchers concluded.
00:31:45
Which is interesting because they do. Yeah.
00:31:46
So it says planet's average temperature drop.
00:31:49
My point is that in degrees Celsius, which is like 30 degrees Fahrenheit,
00:31:54
which makes no sense.
00:31:54
I don't I don't get how that works, but I believe their data is wrong.
00:31:58
Either that or my math is wrong,
00:32:00
which my math was backed up by Syria is it is point 15 degrees Celsius.
00:32:03
And the Brits told me 30 something Fahrenheit.
00:32:07
There's no way we wiped out that many.
00:32:09
What we know is the Europeans, they reckon they got me fucking groomed.
00:32:13
They got me trained.
00:32:14
I didn't do it polish in Italian.
00:32:16
We weren't here.
00:32:20
Yeah.
00:32:20
It seems weird that we should pay reparations
00:32:24
to everyone,
00:32:26
so. Right.
00:32:26
So we can cool the planet down if we kill a bunch of people.
00:32:30
Right.
00:32:33
Which you know.
00:32:34
Right.
00:32:35
Welcome. COVID 19.
00:32:36
For the record, we are not for the
00:32:42
if we really want to seriously get into that.
00:32:44
The U.N.
00:32:44
was created by a eugenics groups basically to depopulate the planet.
00:32:48
Let's let's rant about that.
00:32:54
That's pretty much it.
00:32:54
That's that's all. Oh, okay. Well, I was over.
00:32:57
So you.
00:32:58
No, I'm serious.
00:32:59
The UN was slaughtered by a bunch of eugenics.
00:33:02
They want to exactly what you just said.
00:33:04
Let's, you know, save the environment, save the planet.
00:33:07
500 million people instead of 8 billion,
00:33:10
you know, crazy.
00:33:12
Quick 2 minutes.
00:33:13
But this is so Bill Gates baffled by coronavirus conspiracies,
00:33:18
conspiracy theories about him. Dr.
00:33:19
Fauci wonder why he would be baffled about this
00:33:25
because that research firm told them evil.
00:33:28
That's a Bill Gates thinks about the volume of conspiracy theories
00:33:32
about him spreading on social media during the coronavirus.
00:33:36
And is that my interview with Reuters?
00:33:38
The Microsoft founder turned philanthropist said a combination of a
00:33:43
is now
00:33:46
pandemic
00:33:46
and the rise of social media likely fostered the means of online posts,
00:33:51
and those see about him and the US's top infectious disease expert Anthony Fauci.
00:33:56
Nobody with predicted that I and Dr.
00:34:00
Fauci would be so prominent in,
00:34:04
you know, really kind of a nobody thought able to promise about why were you
00:34:11
you know, did we create the pandemic
00:34:14
and on and on.
00:34:16
And so, you know, I'm very creative in the lab.
00:34:20
I hope it goes way through his foundation matter who has committed
00:34:25
at least $1.75 billion to the global response to the health crisis.
00:34:30
That's baffled by the claims that he and Fauci created the pandemic
00:34:34
to try to control people and that they wanted to use
00:34:37
that super to insert, trackable, you know, hold chips.
00:34:39
And the people absolutely believe they're there to make,
00:34:43
you know, you to wash over the actual health effects
00:34:47
so that they can vilify any suspicion or any questioning whatsoever.
00:34:51
No, but I love the statement by him in response to that, because the
00:34:54
the preposterous nature of the chipping is done.
00:34:59
But what he says, you know, kind of
00:35:02
they have to get educated about this over the next year
00:35:05
and understand, you know, how does it change people's behavior?
00:35:09
How should it be seen the minimized the social media I'm working with.
00:35:14
So, you know
00:35:16
person person information around
00:35:19
the media companies
00:35:21
are explaining what we were up to in a better way
00:35:24
as vaccines are rolled out across the world, Gates said.
00:35:28
Good communication leadership are key
00:35:31
to getting more people in our society.
00:35:36
We won or is the COVID vaccine and has emergency authorization yet?
00:35:41
Is it only an unofficial vaccine even yet, or
00:35:44
is it still emergency use authorized only?
00:35:47
I don't know.
00:35:47
I it's it's changed like in times.
00:35:51
I think we can't generalize it
00:35:52
by just saying that since it doesn't actually protect
00:35:55
and it doesn't stop transmission, we really can't call it a vaccine.
00:35:58
So let's change the wording.
00:36:00
To me right now, vaccine is a very specific thing.
00:36:03
And it is not that it is not that.
00:36:07
And I think a lot of people
00:36:08
are like understanding that now.
00:36:14
All right.
00:36:14
So continuing with Bill Gates, buying up all the food,
00:36:18
just because it's a very profitable to.
00:36:23
Well, so, you know, where that came in
00:36:26
is about people claiming that the
00:36:31
about and sustainability.
00:36:37
But what was a quote
00:36:41
the part of time
00:36:42
so I headline the population through forced vaccination
00:36:48
the zero carbon solution
00:36:54
that is one of the reasons
00:36:57
that is 6.8 billion people read the quote that said it up to about 9 billion.
00:37:01
Now we do a good job on new vaccines, health care, reproductive health.
00:37:05
Okay, So I have this quote coming up.
00:37:09
Where's the sponsors?
00:37:10
This is still from that interview that we just watched.
00:37:12
But this is more directed at the chips.
00:37:14
But I love how he I have no idea where that came.
00:37:19
No idea where that came from
00:37:23
is back on the microchips again.
00:37:24
As I said,
00:37:29
you know, it doesn't pass the plausibility test
00:37:32
in terms of what technology are they talking about?
00:37:36
You know, why would I be involved in that?
00:37:40
You know, why would I want a halt in that?
00:37:47
You know, why would I be involved in that?
00:37:51
They come back to that. So
00:37:55
Bill Gates Foundation funded Wuhan University
00:37:58
with $500,000 one year before COVID outbreak.
00:38:02
We go back to that Bill Gates quote,
00:38:07
You know, why would I write?
00:38:10
What would you all do now?
00:38:11
You know, but it's a thing.
00:38:14
I get funding, you know, research and
00:38:15
and helping people out if you're a billionaire.
00:38:17
But the specifics
00:38:21
and if we get into more specifics, we get into
00:38:26
can interrupt me, whatever,
00:38:29
because this is my rabbit hole I'll have
00:38:32
to the rabbit hole just keeps going.
00:38:34
Oh has all his found all his foundations pretty much
00:38:39
are just to cover his taxes for his most you know, all the other money
00:38:43
just like I don't want to get my ass kicked jumped from.
00:38:46
It's kind of like money laundering.
00:38:49
Oh, no.
00:38:50
By the by definition.
00:38:52
Anyway, it's up in foundation,
00:38:57
not money laundering.
00:38:59
It's your money from your if you take your money from your company
00:39:04
and put it into a foundation
00:39:06
and all your dirty money and you mix it all up
00:39:09
and you're doing it to avoid taxes
00:39:11
and to clean the dirty money, it's definitely money laundering.
00:39:15
Oh, it is money laundering.
00:39:16
Okay, Brady, I stand corrected.
00:39:19
It's a button.
00:39:22
You were right.
00:39:23
I was wrong. I apologize.
00:39:25
But love that.
00:39:29
All right.
00:39:29
So does saving more lives lead to overpopulation?
00:39:33
Because that's what some of his quotes were saying.
00:39:35
So this is
00:39:38
Bill Bill Gates's explanation in this year's annual letter.
00:39:41
Linda, I in theory, the toughest questions
00:39:44
we get asked by a lot of this, too, You know,
00:39:47
in this year's annual letter, Melinda
00:39:49
and this year's annual letter, Melinda and the lady who suck my dick,
00:39:53
she goes, I'm saying this for some reason as if she's somebody
00:39:58
you know, the vagina.
00:39:58
I suck my dick and has I'm saying this
00:40:00
just because I'm Bill Gates and I stuck my dick in it.
00:40:02
So, I mean, she gets to have some say as well.
00:40:06
Sorry.
00:40:07
I don't mean to be sexist.
00:40:08
I just I take that same curve when it comes to successful
00:40:11
women who have their little, you know, no, nobody husband that they turn around.
00:40:15
It's like you're not you're not somebody nobody cares about you
00:40:18
wife or husband of celebrity.
00:40:21
Her money makes her
00:40:22
matter, though, whether we like it or not, because she didn't have to.
00:40:25
His money, you know. Yeah.
00:40:26
It gives you gives her half the influence and power.
00:40:30
No. Right.
00:40:31
At the very least. Right. Unfortunately.
00:40:34
Take the toughest questions we get asked and gave answers.
00:40:39
One that's come up for a long time is as we make
00:40:42
the world healthier, is the population going to get so big that no,
00:40:48
everybody in maintaining the environment
00:40:51
see is going to be, oh, I hate that bell curve, I hate that freaking
00:40:56
overpopulation bell curve, because even Elon Musk, he's a pretty smart guy.
00:41:00
He has the real bell curve and our population is still growing.
00:41:05
But at the rate it's growing, the rate we're having, children,
00:41:08
especially in America, is declining rapidly in an alarming rate
00:41:13
where we're going to actually be underpopulated eventually.
00:41:16
No population.
00:41:17
All this crap kind of hit me.
00:41:20
I thought.
00:41:21
That's kind of what he mentions here in a minute. But
00:41:26
they want to kill anybody that's not in their group,
00:41:27
not in their kind, not in their color.
00:41:29
And when I say they,
00:41:29
I mean anybody who's opposite of the color that they're pointing and attacking
00:41:34
religion, race, creed, nationality, rich or not,
00:41:39
they want to go after frickin green.
00:41:41
What do we do just because we're boxing match? Who?
00:41:45
Creed,
00:41:47
Creed, Every creed,
00:41:50
Creed II color.
00:41:51
There has been a tangent.
00:41:55
I have been
00:41:57
back to back to the leaders of the free world.
00:41:59
The chart that looks at the total world
00:42:03
population over the last several hundred years.
00:42:07
And at first glance this is a bit scary.
00:42:10
We go from less than a billion in 1800
00:42:13
and then three, four, five, five, six and 7.4 billion.
00:42:17
Where? What do they really know?
00:42:18
That we had less than a billion in 1800.
00:42:23
Like we didn't even know like areas existed?
00:42:25
Yeah, in 1800 I think
00:42:28
we were taking a ballpark every year or
00:42:33
is happening.
00:42:35
So there is some assumption in here.
00:42:37
A lot of the weather providing new medicines and keeping children.
00:42:42
But it just tells me if you're going to, you know, worldly history
00:42:46
and religion and birth and everything,
00:42:48
it's like if we if we had been around for however long, you know, when we really
00:42:52
when they're really, really that few people in the 1700.
00:42:56
And so
00:42:58
unless there was a mass mass extinction the extinction
00:43:01
obviously yeah you people
00:43:03
are more of a population problem.
00:43:06
What we found out is that as health improves families to do that.
00:43:12
No, this is an assumption.
00:43:14
This effect is very, very dramatic.
00:43:18
We find it in every country of the world.
00:43:21
This is repeated.
00:43:23
The population is we improve health.
00:43:27
So we've got nothing to do.
00:43:28
You got nothing to do.
00:43:29
So you see, you just fucking all the time
00:43:33
because you need like to fuck.
00:43:36
And then when you have money and you got shit to do and you're healthy
00:43:39
like you got, you go do stuff and so you don't fuck a lot.
00:43:43
And I love how they just
00:43:44
say 2000 2100 is if we're going to we know exactly what's going to happen.
00:43:49
It's just going to keep going and then plateau.
00:43:50
We know this.
00:43:52
That's what marketers do.
00:43:53
They make graphs to sell whatever they're selling,
00:43:55
to make the graph, whatever shape they will get rid of the cash.
00:43:59
In Syria, the very first one, right, 1940, 1960.
00:44:02
So within the last this is this fall off.
00:44:05
We know this.
00:44:06
We know this is happening right now as we're this fall between here and here.
00:44:11
But I mean, you had the baby boom.
00:44:12
There was like a whole little
00:44:15
event kind of sparked
00:44:19
this, you know,
00:44:24
called the baby boom.
00:44:25
It could happen again.
00:44:28
So how do you like it? Is very.
00:44:30
How do you like your frogs cooked? Gary?
00:44:32
Sorry, I got to interrupt the rabbit hole every once in a while to survive.
00:44:35
To suck a hole in my rabbit hole.
00:44:37
Medium rare.
00:44:40
Whom are they supposed to be caught?
00:44:42
Well, there was. Correct.
00:44:43
Unless you already say that I missed it
00:44:46
or I'm following you.
00:44:50
I would think that a trillion
00:44:54
that a reptile that you're cooking should never be a medium rare.
00:44:57
It's going to be in way more.
00:44:59
You don't you want it like well done just to make sure you come here.
00:45:02
Not that I'm talking parasites or taste versus
00:45:06
more.
00:45:07
What concern do you ever see the deer?
00:45:09
See the chart for population with Idiocracy?
00:45:12
All the smart people take like 40 years to decide because they're smart.
00:45:15
And by the time they decide to a kid, they don't.
00:45:17
They can't.
00:45:18
But the stupid people from down South, no offense to Superior balance
00:45:22
now are having 15 kids each.
00:45:25
So by the time we get to, by the time we truly get to 2100,
00:45:28
all, we have the population boom of stupid people.
00:45:32
No, that's pretty much you describe me.
00:45:34
I'm waiting around, waiting for the right time and moment
00:45:37
and financial stability and comfortability, people.
00:45:41
And if it doesn't happen.
00:45:44
Oh, well, yeah,
00:45:46
yeah, but see, there's now Jim.
00:45:48
Bob over there is like, what do you mean, wait.
00:45:52
And he's already like, he's like, Oh no, I put my dick in there.
00:45:54
And so I put my dick in there, lady.
00:45:57
And so I'm half an hour, no longer.
00:45:59
He's my own so I'll give you, I'll ratio of 15
00:46:03
right.
00:46:07
My cousin's coming over tomorrow,
00:46:09
I'm going to have 16 with her.
00:46:13
So going,
00:46:14
going back to Billy Billy boy here, you know, this, this
00:46:18
he's got this whole chart and population growth and it just
00:46:21
it just brings me right back to this again.
00:46:24
I would I be involved in that, you know,
00:46:28
why would I do all What do you what are you trying to say there?
00:46:35
I don't know.
00:46:36
I'm just using his words. These are his words.
00:46:39
We need to we need a body language, expertise, oppose.
00:46:42
He's lying there.
00:46:45
I don't I don't know.
00:46:46
But we could go to the TED talk that little bit of
00:46:51
symbolism.
00:46:52
Recency is a three slip up.
00:46:54
I said the vaccine.
00:46:55
The vaccine, can you believe misspoke, spoke?
00:46:59
To be honest, no, I've only misspoke in all sincerity.
00:47:02
He he's making sense.
00:47:04
But there's a broader point he's trying to say.
00:47:05
And if you if you kind of clip it, you can it does sound like he's.
00:47:10
But looking at his population growth situation, that is that's
00:47:13
kind of what he's talking about.
00:47:14
But he doesn't explain it.
00:47:15
Well, here you look first we've got population.
00:47:20
Now the World Today has 6.8 billion people.
00:47:23
This is old it up to about nine.
00:47:26
Now, if we do a really great
00:47:27
job on new vaccine, health care,
00:47:31
reproductive health services, we could lower that by perhaps ten or 15%.
00:47:36
Hold up. Hold up what?
00:47:39
So you've got all these different factors.
00:47:40
People in this are reproductive health services.
00:47:43
We could lower that by perhaps ten or 15%.
00:47:47
You don't want to for health care.
00:47:49
That's not you don't want to I've heard a dip rule, really,
00:47:53
because that's the one where he said basically the same the same mistake.
00:47:57
So that's to full pause or whatever calls it Freudian
00:48:00
slip, whatever he
00:48:03
he instead of saying he says that if we do it, he doesn't get it.
00:48:07
He doesn't give a specific number when he says we can
00:48:10
we can decrease the population,
00:48:13
says it outright,
00:48:15
keep that's had it up to about 9 billion.
00:48:19
Now, if we do a really great job on new vaccines, health care,
00:48:24
reproductive health services, we could lower that by perhaps ten or 15%.
00:48:29
He's saying based out of that previous graph, that we were like,
00:48:32
oh, of health care goes up, people stop having kids.
00:48:34
Is that what he's insinuating?
00:48:35
Because that is that is quite the insinuation.
00:48:38
You can't just assume
00:48:40
you would think that his health care is all good.
00:48:42
People are.
00:48:42
People will have more families because it's a poorer,
00:48:47
easier, logical, ethical, safer to have children.
00:48:51
You know, it's
00:48:53
well, there's been a sterilization.
00:48:56
I mean, it's all part of the population of the US, and that's why they pass out
00:48:59
condoms and shit,
00:49:00
especially in low populated areas, because they consider a mindless eaters.
00:49:03
I'm not being racist.
00:49:05
I'm talking.
00:49:05
That's the U.N., That's the US.
00:49:07
Don't the US sorry, the UN's own quote
00:49:12
that they
00:49:13
they want to reduce the population and get rid of.
00:49:16
It's the movement that started.
00:49:18
And whenever the U.N.
00:49:19
started, they've been very successful, to be honest, even though the population
00:49:23
is still growing, it's growing at a rate that's declining.
00:49:28
I guess
00:49:29
it takes one frickin catastrophic decline.
00:49:33
Take a bunch of people out.
00:49:34
So if the rate of something is declining, eventually you'll hit,
00:49:38
you'll hit the ark and it'll should start coming down.
00:49:41
And if we don't change or start producing more, it'll decline.
00:49:46
And eventually go to extinction, which is normal, right?
00:49:49
Every 6000 years that happens one way or another.
00:49:53
Yeah,
00:49:56
Well, so the whole vaccine thing, population control,
00:50:00
those are the very interesting and the Great Reset has a name.
00:50:05
Scary,
00:50:07
scary things that come from one man.
00:50:09
And it's weird that he just
00:50:11
he just has different things that are kind of fall in line with similar shit.
00:50:15
So it just worrisome.
00:50:17
You know, it's just, again, going back to this, I just think again,
00:50:22
you know, why would I be involved in that?
00:50:27
You know, why
00:50:29
would I be involved in that?
00:50:33
Well, it's to make marching up.
00:50:35
I'm sure it's to make 2000 acres.
00:50:38
Well, why would you even be involved in buying all the farm?
00:50:40
A lot of the farmland.
00:50:42
Bill Gates has been snatching up 242,000 acres of farmland across the U.S.,
00:50:48
enough to make him the top private farmland owner in America.
00:50:52
According to the land report, the tech billionaire has been purchasing
00:50:55
agricultural land for years, building a massive portfolio of farmland
00:50:59
in 18 states.
00:51:01
His largest holdings are more than 69,000 acres in Louisiana
00:51:05
and almost 48,000 acres in Arkansas
00:51:09
and about 20,500 acres in Nebraska.
00:51:12
Additionally, he has a stake in 25,750 acres
00:51:16
of traditional land in Phenix, Arizona, which is developed as a new suburb.
00:51:21
It's not clear how Gates's farmland is being used
00:51:24
or any of the land is being set aside for conservation.
00:51:27
This is not Gates's only foray into agriculture.
00:51:31
In 2008, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation announced $306
00:51:34
million in grants to promote high yield, sustainable agriculture
00:51:38
among farmers in sub-Saharan Africa and South Asia.
00:51:42
The foundation also invested in the development of super crops
00:51:45
resistant to climate change and higher yield dairy cows.
00:51:48
While Gates may be the country's biggest
00:51:50
farmland owner, he's not the largest individual landowner,
00:51:54
according to the Land reports listed above.
00:51:56
We don't care about landowners, but
00:51:59
yeah, an interesting
00:51:59
you could say, okay, maybe he's like helping preserve.
00:52:03
I care.
00:52:04
I care about landowners.
00:52:07
The most important thing to our freedom donors
00:52:09
Liberty Media Chair John Malone is the ones who,
00:52:12
once we don't own the land or we don't own our cars and acres,
00:52:15
we lose all freedom forests, 2.2 million acres of ranches.
00:52:19
And for getting our food is getting our food is getting our food as a control
00:52:23
as a great way to do it.
00:52:28
So Bill Gates buying a lot of farmland.
00:52:32
You can say, oh, he's got a lot of money.
00:52:34
He seems like a philanthropist.
00:52:36
He's just trying to like.
00:52:38
But they take that there's a lot of money to be made in farming.
00:52:42
I watched a video of a dude who actually owns a farm right
00:52:45
next to Bill Gates own property.
00:52:47
Bill Gates doesn't farm it himself like there's a company.
00:52:51
He actually just owns the land and they pay somebody else
00:52:54
whom they're and farm it.
00:52:57
And they just yeah,
00:52:57
he grows he's not buying farms from from Farmer Jack and Farmer Bob.
00:53:01
He's buying it from huge factory conglomerates that already were so massive
00:53:05
that in the way they farm, they farm the same land
00:53:08
with the same kind of crop and they ruin it.
00:53:10
They barely even rotate crops anymore.
00:53:12
In California, most of the crops they grow take so much water
00:53:15
and they're making everybody else actually turn their water off.
00:53:18
And we have rolling blackouts with water. And droughts are
00:53:21
just when I was in
00:53:23
when I was in California, they actually were not making food.
00:53:26
Right.
00:53:27
It was that they switched over from
00:53:30
I forget what the deal was, but they
00:53:33
Oh, when almond milk was becoming a thing and all this shit like they a lot of the.
00:53:37
You mean almond flavored sugar water.
00:53:40
Yeah, right.
00:53:41
So it was like a big thing.
00:53:43
And so a lot of the things cross over to almonds and almonds, take away more water.
00:53:47
And so they had to dig the wells a lot fucking deeper and it just kind of fucked
00:53:51
a lot of a lot of stuff up because it just kind of dried all the shit up even more.
00:53:55
And so they can't really grow
00:53:58
anything but almonds and some of the shit because they're the,
00:54:01
you know, if you need
00:54:03
to go around, it's all marketing them.
00:54:08
But so
00:54:09
by then they didn't mention in the previous article,
00:54:12
you know, the shit that I've read, it is mostly actual crop farming.
00:54:16
But it did mention in that previous article about,
00:54:19
you know, hormones in cows making them grow bigger and shit.
00:54:22
And it's like it's, I don't know.
00:54:24
Were there anything for the yield?
00:54:26
They do it. But what about our health?
00:54:29
I don't agree that's an interesting but so going to our health
00:54:33
and going to the meat industry.
00:54:37
Here we go once again with climate change and Bill Gates,
00:54:39
Chevron, his finger in a whole nother avenue.
00:54:43
This is me,
00:54:46
except it's affecting me
00:54:49
now. A large part of the carbon we have in the atmosphere now
00:54:51
is caused by the electricity grid, which is about 25% or so.
00:54:55
Exactly So 24%.
00:54:58
It comes from agriculture, forestry.
00:55:00
Why is that causing such a big increase in carbon?
00:55:04
Well, the map category
00:55:07
is a variety of things.
00:55:09
When you clear land, you're taking in
00:55:13
the carbon that stored seen in the trees or plants there
00:55:16
and you're leasing all of that, like burning the land,
00:55:20
say, in Indonesia for
00:55:24
palm oil plantations.
00:55:26
Another thing is that
00:55:29
we do all the front of other grass eating species.
00:55:32
The shadow have a digestion system that emits
00:55:37
methane and methane is a very powerful greenhouse gas.
00:55:42
And so cows alone
00:55:45
account for about 6% of global.
00:55:49
And so we need to change how cows, just cows alone.
00:55:54
How are we going to do that?
00:55:55
Well, actually, of all the categories, are
00:56:00
the one that is gone better than I would have expected five years ago.
00:56:05
Is this work to make what's called artificial meat?
00:56:10
And so you have people like Impossible or Beyond Meat,
00:56:13
both of which I invested in eat it as well.
00:56:17
And you like it?
00:56:18
Absolutely it is.
00:56:20
You can go to Burger King by the Impossible Burger.
00:56:23
All right. Is it clear for you or just healthier for the kids?
00:56:26
It's slightly healthier for you in terms of
00:56:29
all its, of course,
00:56:31
increase and reduction in methane
00:56:34
emissions, you know, animal cruelty, nor management
00:56:39
and the pressure that meat consumption puts on land use.
00:56:43
I've been thinking a lot about the unimaginable situations
00:56:46
families in Afghanistan, in Syria and other crisis.
00:56:51
So that is Bill Gates
00:56:53
discussing
00:56:57
the meat
00:57:01
going the most farmland in America.
00:57:03
The meat we get back to food, which gets better, goes back to our meal,
00:57:09
our pastor, what is it called?
00:57:11
Reposts.
00:57:13
You use this thing called
00:57:16
that repast
00:57:19
gets us all the way back to our food or topic at hand, which was food.
00:57:23
But again, one last time
00:57:26
talking about,
00:57:27
you know, why would I be involved in that?
00:57:32
You know, when it comes to talking about
00:57:35
sticking your head, you got an opinion on climate change, fine.
00:57:38
But when you're involving yourself with changing the climate
00:57:41
based on buying a farmland, pushing weird meat products,
00:57:48
what else is shoved in there?
00:57:54
What?
00:57:54
We're all my angles on that.
00:57:56
You get the point.
00:57:58
You know, why would I be
00:58:02
keen about, you know, why would I be involved in that?
00:58:07
Make me you know, why would I be involved in that?
00:58:12
Why would I farm or be involved in that?
00:58:17
Would I be involved in that?
00:58:20
Why would I be involved with that?
00:58:24
What?
00:58:27
But why?
00:58:32
But so with that ties us to food and everything.
00:58:39
So, Gary, what is your opinion
00:58:43
on the fake meat crisis?
00:58:51
You can't deny the cruelty involved
00:58:56
in the slaughterhouses
00:59:00
because chickens field cows.
00:59:04
There is cruelty once they deal with the of.
00:59:10
Yes, yes.
00:59:13
And there's just one good reason, I guess.
00:59:17
Okay.
00:59:18
So one one would say so say we didn't
00:59:20
eat meat at all and we just let the cows roam about.
00:59:23
You know what would eat them
00:59:24
like lions and coyotes and, you know, they would get eaten alive, you know. So
00:59:30
what do
00:59:30
you where do you put natural selection up against Natural
00:59:34
selection is just conscious of
00:59:38
we know better.
00:59:40
It's because we're conscious of it that makes it immoral.
00:59:48
Is that okay?
00:59:49
It's just human evolution.
00:59:53
I'm okay with it.
00:59:55
But should I be?
00:59:57
It makes me wonder.
00:59:59
It makes me question my own ethics.
01:00:01
Well, I mean, everything.
01:00:02
Everything is bad for us if we have too much of it.
01:00:06
I mean, I think it just comes with eating too much red meat or
01:00:11
mercury level in fish is, you know what?
01:00:13
The fish is a living organism. So what are we supposed to eat?
01:00:15
Plants. Well, guess what? Plants are living as well.
01:00:17
They have they have sensory systems and they actually talk.
01:00:23
They can talk to each other.
01:00:26
Yeah.
01:00:30
So where do you put living?
01:00:31
Plants. Like, what are we supposed to eat?
01:00:33
What are what is a human organism supposed to try this frog? Hmm?
01:00:40
Other other organisms have been eating other organisms,
01:00:43
organisms since the dawn of organisms, like a tortoise.
01:00:58
I feel like Brady and Kara.
01:01:03
Good frog, like,
01:01:11
incredible.
01:01:15
I was right.
01:01:16
Medium rare.
01:02:01
What the fuck is this?
01:02:03
Yeah.
01:02:03
I'm surprised that people are just two months ago.
01:02:06
The fuck are we doing here?
01:02:18
Oh, yeah.
01:02:21
Great.
01:02:22
Great question.
01:02:22
What happened to Brady Maroon?
01:02:24
We had, like, a producer
01:02:31
and the little truly run in the asylum here.
01:02:35
No, nobody is all good.
01:02:37
No one's running the asylum and
01:02:40
no door gave up.
01:02:42
I don't know if you noticed. Okay? No,
01:02:46
I don't know if you notice.
01:02:50
I don't know.
01:02:51
Others certainly in other people's concern
01:02:53
because like if we don't have our own.
01:03:00
All right, well,
01:03:01
we'll go down my shit then to bring our here.
01:03:05
I'd like to get Brittany's comment, but this is flat and you're here.
01:03:09
You're actually paying attention here.
01:03:11
You're looking at stuff.
01:03:13
So I'll show see the channel for doing
01:03:17
this one.
01:03:19
Okay.
01:03:21
I like my ordering here.
01:03:23
That's all right.
01:03:25
Fucking Brady.
01:03:29
Oh, he said he's going remote.
01:03:33
That means.
01:03:34
No. He sent me right back.
01:03:36
All our records
01:03:39
we've lost.
01:03:39
We've lost two people in the name of you
01:03:41
serving frog legs to this moment right now. So.
01:03:45
Well, that's half of our audience
01:03:47
there know pretty much
01:03:51
one of them is me.
01:03:54
Not I'm not even watching.
01:04:04
No, you're definitely not.
01:04:10
So since you are eating on King, it reminds me of this.
01:04:22
So this is my £600 life.
01:04:25
And if you're overweight, you know,
01:04:31
try harder.
01:04:32
But, you know, if you've got any kind of addiction,
01:04:35
it's hard to know.
01:04:40
Go without.
01:04:41
It's fun. It makes you happy.
01:04:42
So you do it. Whatever.
01:04:44
When it gets extreme, you know, you kind of need
01:04:46
to be made fun of, I guess.
01:04:50
So this is one of the largest people from
01:04:53
£600 life.
01:04:55
She is £800 and she is a fetish model.
01:04:58
Also.
01:04:59
She not only is that large, she glorifies it by eating
01:05:04
cakes in order to make money.
01:05:07
Since finding a job was out of the question.
01:05:09
I think a woman's voice too, in this episode.
01:05:11
How annoying to start first when she's like always
01:05:15
inside the catered shoes so out of breath from like, like ten different women.
01:05:20
It's shameless, you know? But
01:05:22
I have a setup in my apartment.
01:05:24
I can feel myself eating
01:05:26
and I eat for people.
01:05:30
I just eat what I want and they pay
01:05:32
for as long as I film it well, so that's how I make a living.
01:05:36
You keep going.
01:05:37
Makes me want to shoot, so I'm happy to do it.
01:05:41
Well, this is our life.
01:05:45
Hi. Long time no see.
01:05:47
Everybody.
01:05:49
People ask me all the time and it's going to be that cake video waltz
01:05:53
right now.
01:05:58
Thank you for requesting most.
01:06:00
It's making me bigger and bigger and I feel closer to the point.
01:06:05
I started that modeling just to kind of feel it.
01:06:10
Well, give me bigger
01:06:14
self-image
01:06:15
just to see what sort of that modeling job kind of makes her happy
01:06:20
because those people just find her as people know, find
01:06:23
they've got a morbid curiosity, this huge maniac.
01:06:27
We've come to the saddest part
01:06:28
of the situation, but she's just blob and out everywhere.
01:06:32
Parting is such
01:06:34
a thing. You
01:06:42
still don't know
01:06:45
how to do it for me
01:06:46
because I found the perfect community to reinforce my worst habits.
01:06:51
I lost weight in six months ago, legitimately eight.
01:06:55
And I was like, Bones, are you kidding me?
01:06:59
It's. That's me.
01:07:01
That's incredible.
01:07:03
That's for eight months.
01:07:05
Four of me.
01:07:08
Yeah.
01:07:10
Holy crap.
01:07:11
Where Brady go.
01:07:15
All right, so I'm going to do
01:07:17
my wife Susan, you fucking asshole.
01:07:21
So food,
01:07:26
repast, meals, right?
01:07:28
This is just a meal in general, because I did read something that it was
01:07:31
I read something only one thing specific, that it was like
01:07:34
a meal after a funeral or something.
01:07:37
But I've read the definition is just, Oh, yeah, yeah,
01:07:42
a delicious meal.
01:07:44
Well, it can also be a meal after a funeral.
01:07:47
But what the meal was like
01:07:50
during part of the funeral, somebody choking and
01:07:56
oh, or dies after competing.
01:07:59
Great dog eating contest. Right.
01:08:03
So is it kind of funny that
01:08:06
it's a hot dog eating contest and they choked?
01:08:09
And then
01:08:11
what my question is, is did they win?
01:08:15
They don't mention an injury, but I'm sure if they won
01:08:18
or if they almost won
01:08:22
MVP almost killed the clothes.
01:08:23
Do you really win?
01:08:25
Yeah. Yeah.
01:08:26
If you're in less, you kind of what do you do?
01:08:28
And you're an idiot if you're like in second first.
01:08:32
Okay. Yeah.
01:08:33
Then that's admirable.
01:08:34
Like you had to go all out.
01:08:36
The the funniest part of this does does it make a difference
01:08:39
that the lacrosse player is a girl
01:08:45
so she should
01:08:48
player girl chokes then and I'm in that, right?
01:08:52
I mean, this
01:08:54
is fast food, right?
01:08:57
Oh, come over to your remote.
01:09:00
Creepy.
01:09:01
The creepy voice.
01:09:07
That was creepy.
01:09:08
What was some of his favorite pastimes?
01:09:11
Fast food,
01:09:13
some sucking shit.
01:09:17
Oh, he literally went to the store.
01:09:19
He's getting food or, you know.
01:09:21
Oh, okay.
01:09:24
Don't get I had.
01:09:29
Is it funny, though, that it's a girl?
01:09:31
Because you kind of, you know, you know, boy, she couldn't suck, but she can't.
01:09:34
Deep Throat, it's like oh, we killed her and she choked on a hot dog.
01:09:41
I'm more interested in Brady's and how can I produce to put Brady screw.
01:09:44
I've got Brady screen on my screen. Oh, crap.
01:09:47
How do I get rid of it?
01:09:49
You know, it's.
01:09:50
It's like small.
01:09:51
Yeah, I went to full screen on him.
01:09:54
He's at the drive thru forward. We got off
01:09:57
we had offers
01:10:00
that drive through.
01:10:02
Yeah. So there's this guy.
01:10:03
Oh, I should have thought about it.
01:10:04
I could probably go find his videos.
01:10:06
I can't. I can't.
01:10:08
I think he took his video.
01:10:09
Somebody doesn't do that
01:10:11
he goes to drive thru and he'll just order food
01:10:15
and then he didn't tell you how good it is
01:10:17
and then he gets all excited going through the drive thru.
01:10:19
It's, it's most mundane video he doesn't even talk about like
01:10:23
the dynamic of the food at all.
01:10:24
He's just like, that was delicious.
01:10:26
And that was it's like he just shows a mirror and there's
01:10:30
drive in,
01:10:31
drive out, drive thru is is his okay?
01:10:35
Are we doing here grading?
01:10:36
Are we waiting on something happened?
01:10:38
This is a long line.
01:10:42
Brady
01:10:44
Timothy Brady
01:10:49
it's third party concert.
01:10:50
You can film the person at the drive thru.
01:10:57
All right so back to the call choking girl on the hot dog.
01:11:00
So I mean, it's tragic, but this is the dangers of amateur eating
01:11:05
once again in the spotlight after Brad,
01:11:08
a college student in Massachusetts,
01:11:11
is in pretty what do you say, marrying a porn player? It's
01:11:16
a hot dog eating contest.
01:11:17
The event he place at a breast cancer awareness fundraiser off campus
01:11:23
breast cancer.
01:11:24
A video showing three high sides romancing front and center with teammates.
01:11:28
The look in writing on Instagram that she, quote, valued love,
01:11:32
loyalty, compassion and friendship.
01:11:34
It's the latest tragedy to strike during amateur shooting in California.
01:11:39
A man, a minor league baseball pitcher after his father died during a taco
01:11:44
eating contest, going to eight about half the sheet of cheese.
01:11:49
And then he stopped.
01:11:50
You could tell he was there was too much food in him.
01:11:53
And last year, Sacred Heart University in Connecticut
01:11:55
settled a lawsuit over the death of Katelyn Nelson, a student who choked
01:12:00
during a fake eating contest to day, did the best to establish an airway.
01:12:05
Unfortunately, there was nothing
01:12:08
in there
01:12:09
between the officers were trying it out.
01:12:12
Nelson's Family withdrew their lawsuit before settling with the university
01:12:16
on undisclosed terms.
01:12:17
Legal experts say suits like this can be difficult to wear
01:12:20
because participants in eating are usually made aware of the risks.
01:12:24
When you go into some kind of eating contest, you
01:12:28
got to know there's a an to risk if you are willing to assume that risk
01:12:34
that absolves people putting out of the food eating contest
01:12:40
at Tufts University.
01:12:41
This is good.
01:12:42
That's good to know for your food.
01:12:44
Even us.
01:12:49
So there are people
01:12:50
that I'm losing that eat, whoop,
01:12:54
whoop.
01:12:55
You know what?
01:12:55
This is the thing.
01:12:58
Yeah, I am.
01:13:00
So you still still conjugate
01:13:03
and I don't.
01:13:05
GROSS Probably not. GROSS Or
01:13:09
let's cross a lot of fire.
01:13:11
It was cool,
01:13:14
cool seasonal flu.
01:13:16
And it's the time of year.
01:13:18
Yeah.
01:13:20
Oh, my goodness.
01:13:23
BEAVIS There were no those.
01:13:25
It was. BUTT-HEAD
01:13:27
No. Beavis
01:13:34
So you have,
01:13:35
you know, people that can't help themselves.
01:13:38
They're good.
01:13:40
Then you also have people that just can't help themselves because they are
01:13:43
they have illness. Have you heard of a product?
01:13:45
No, not heard of product.
01:13:47
Willy's syndrome.
01:13:50
Well, here's some education and pronoun room.
01:13:54
Chloe.
01:13:55
She surprises me every day.
01:13:57
Her humor and her perspective on the world.
01:14:00
I just love hanging out with it.
01:14:01
He's cheeky, funny, just typical toddlers,
01:14:05
especially when they get that they're very naughty.
01:14:08
This isn't your average mothers group out for a picnic.
01:14:12
Oh, I like a good sound.
01:14:15
They all have something in common they'd rather not.
01:14:19
Their children were born with prior to Willy's syndrome.
01:14:22
They're tormented by this relentless starvation 24 hours a day.
01:14:28
And at the moment, there's nothing we can be proud of.
01:14:31
Willy's Syndrome is a rare genetic disorder
01:14:34
that affects one in 15,000 babies.
01:14:38
It happens spontaneously and causes physical, mental and behavioral problems.
01:14:43
Particularly affected is the hypothalamus,
01:14:47
a small part of the brain that helps your stomach understand.
01:14:50
When it's food, it's like you're hungry all the time and you have
01:14:54
fly master turn and
01:14:58
be insatiable.
01:14:59
I don't know what type of seizure usually becomes apparent around the age.
01:15:03
I'm always hungry.
01:15:04
Mean I've got hyper mobile join them, bring remember what you do to take
01:15:09
hunger away from your child and they can wake up in the middle of the night
01:15:12
screaming hungry and you can't give them food.
01:15:15
You can't do anything or they can get morning
01:15:20
if you work the
01:15:23
Angus has been battling are desperate
01:15:26
for you to feed another to use Angus.
01:15:30
I mean, his brain can't switch off.
01:15:32
It tells me he's hungry 24 hours a day.
01:15:35
What more and more
01:15:37
about that child
01:15:40
fighting?
01:15:41
Yeah, it's really tough.
01:15:44
It's very desperation.
01:15:46
Vanessa and her husband Richard, locks the fridge doors.
01:15:53
This is where Angus tried very hard
01:15:54
to get into to trying to access the food.
01:15:58
You were always on guard trousers.
01:16:00
Grab the key, walk for miles at night,
01:16:03
looking for essentials, things like having to take food.
01:16:08
You've told a neighbor that was hungry and I hadn't packed lunch for him
01:16:12
and the neighbor gave him his credit card.
01:16:14
And Angus spent $500 on pizzas being delivered to his bedroom window at night.
01:16:20
It's very hard and it's just so my pain can't stop.
01:16:25
But don't you get,
01:16:26
oh, you get falling and throw up like because you ate too much like,
01:16:32
you know, I think like a goldfish.
01:16:35
You end up just floating at the top of your bowl.
01:16:40
Now you can you can just keep eating.
01:16:45
I don't think so.
01:16:46
There's a limit.
01:16:46
I guess you just keep stretching your stomach out of.
01:16:51
All right.
01:16:51
I mean, can you overdose on, like, water?
01:16:56
Yeah, you can.
01:16:57
It's called drowning.
01:16:59
You can always go drowning.
01:17:05
Okay, So.
01:17:07
So just to be fair, I thought that was when you breathe in water.
01:17:10
Well, I mean, once your body becomes
01:17:13
a certain percentage of water, that is too much.
01:17:17
They would call that I would assume drowning water.
01:17:19
Lord.
01:17:20
But you can go through roughly 70% water.
01:17:24
You can do almost anything too much and die.
01:17:28
It's just some things are more difficult than others,
01:17:31
right?
01:17:32
Like smoking too much weed.
01:17:35
Yeah.
01:17:35
That would be for impossible to consume the amount of water
01:17:38
that you would need back
01:17:42
grade, back in town would be there.
01:17:45
I was the drive through.
01:17:47
I saw the primarily.
01:17:48
It was efficient and perfect.
01:17:50
My camera's not coming back though.
01:17:52
What's happening?
01:17:54
You can see that in the main
01:17:56
there I am who you were.
01:17:59
Did you?
01:18:00
What was the establishment?
01:18:01
What was the order
01:18:03
was that Don't tackle.
01:18:09
Did you guys take it back from the rabbit hole.
01:18:11
Yeah,
01:18:13
Yeah. Oh, yeah, we know.
01:18:14
Yeah, yeah.
01:18:16
We didn't get a friggin Williams Trotter syndrome dirty finish eating.
01:18:21
I mean, we're still diving down the rabbit hole of Repass.
01:18:24
Three post three deepest rapists.
01:18:28
RuPaul Oh, so I did.
01:18:31
I did have some. Some funny.
01:18:33
So you miss the hot chick that took a hot dog and died? Rudy
01:18:38
I was.
01:18:39
I was also thinking to.
01:18:40
Do you think in honor of her at her repast.
01:18:44
I had her after her funeral.
01:18:46
Do you think they served hot dogs?
01:18:48
I hope so.
01:18:52
She died doing what she loved the most, choking to death,
01:18:56
choking on a long media object.
01:19:02
All right.
01:19:03
So we we based on their people, we can barely see any people.
01:19:08
So it's passion. So many people do.
01:19:10
We got to make it therapy.
01:19:11
Don't eat blood.
01:19:14
This one calls herself a nutritionist
01:19:17
and she weighs only £6.
01:19:20
Although when do you battle anorexia?
01:19:24
And bulimia is at the center of Monday's episode of Dr.
01:19:28
Phil. Oh, dear.
01:19:31
Verily, it's the theory of the small her debilitating eating disorder.
01:19:36
Danielle admits that she was a weight loss
01:19:39
on social media and teams are listening to her.
01:19:43
She was just about to eat represent help as a nutritionist
01:19:47
and giving meal plans to young girls as low as 200 is now our second.
01:19:53
Dr. Phil, how dangerous is that, Dr.
01:19:55
Phil, for someone like this to be giving nutrition advice?
01:19:59
I think it can be catastrophic presents.
01:20:02
It is the hey, this is the achievement.
01:20:04
This is something that you should aspire to when in fact, it could be
01:20:10
it could be terrible for the health.
01:20:12
It could be fatal for their health.
01:20:14
Danielle is 34 years old.
01:20:16
She lost most of her teeth due to her struggles with Mia.
01:20:20
She started starving herself at age 14. Dr.
01:20:24
Phil's interview comes on the
01:20:25
you came under mounting testimony by a whistleblower or
01:20:29
just grandma where there they're
01:20:32
online and there's children
01:20:35
that are like listening to her and stuff
01:20:40
worse for one in three
01:20:42
teen girls they're going should we go
01:20:46
in with these girls?
01:20:47
And priority
01:20:49
would you tell parents is there is there a way to protect your children?
01:20:53
Be careful that you're not role modeling various things.
01:20:58
You don't want your child to do it.
01:21:00
Mom has always said, oh, my gosh, does this make me look fat?
01:21:04
If she's always on a diet, if she's always talking about that,
01:21:08
she's modeling these behaviors for her daughter
01:21:11
and very important, don't get advice from people like this.
01:21:16
Just look at her logic them.
01:21:17
The advice.
01:21:21
So she's a human being.
01:21:24
I mean, as far as that goes, we had a little she's almost not a human.
01:21:28
She's she's been in human.
01:21:30
She can be on the scripted episode, actually.
01:21:35
Yeah.
01:21:36
With that hair color.
01:21:37
That's not natural. Human hair color.
01:21:41
No, definitely not.
01:21:46
So to
01:21:49
finish up, the
01:21:51
skinny people will
01:21:53
My man, Ricky Gervais, host,
01:21:56
mentioned he thought, well, Brady while Brady
01:21:58
eats and Gary finishes eating and I.
01:22:02
I don't know go out off
01:22:06
okay good idea
01:22:08
in the first place why you applauding someone for acting
01:22:11
like a member of society It's good it's like I've lost a bill.
01:22:15
I've lost about £20. Exactly what? Oh.
01:22:18
Oh, well, basically applauding me
01:22:21
for only eating as much as I need now.
01:22:25
I should have always been nice.
01:22:28
I because I was a lazy bastard. No.
01:22:32
And I just. I need the people.
01:22:35
They got me down, they go, Whoa, whoa. Oh, well done.
01:22:37
You look great.
01:22:38
But they weren't telling me I look terrible.
01:22:40
They're basically saying I look terrible. I know.
01:22:42
No one told me the time. It was really taboo.
01:22:44
All I needed white is to come over and go for coffee.
01:22:46
Bad enough, but
01:22:50
I've been criticized in the past for having a person.
01:22:53
I've never had people.
01:22:56
I've only ever pointed out the fact that you get fat if you take in more calories.
01:23:02
That's simple science.
01:23:03
I don't judge them in any other aspect of their life, but that's what happens.
01:23:07
You get fat if you take in more calories than you burn off.
01:23:10
I you need a calorie deficit. Okay.
01:23:14
Now, if people think I'm having a go, I'm not because I don't judge them.
01:23:19
If I see a fat person, I don't make assumptions other than how they got fat.
01:23:22
And this is the other thing they not know.
01:23:25
White, White.
01:23:26
But not only is that what makes you fat people know, that's what's making a fat.
01:23:31
No one got fat behind their own back.
01:23:35
No one and when.
01:23:36
What the fuck?
01:23:37
Okay, it's not a surprise.
01:23:39
It's a gradual process.
01:23:41
You have loads of time to back out from this project and these
01:23:45
also the ones sneaking into people's apartments
01:23:48
and injecting their lettuce with a million calorie.
01:23:50
That doesn't happen. Okay?
01:23:51
They know what to do.
01:23:52
You got floating, surrounded by cakes and pies, right?
01:23:55
And you go, You know what's making you fat?
01:23:57
He doesn't go.
01:23:58
There's all the running.
01:23:59
He knows what.
01:24:03
But I don't make judgments other than how they got fat.
01:24:06
Okay?
01:24:07
If I see a fat person, I don't go, Oh, he's fat, therefore he's
01:24:11
jolly right.
01:24:15
Oh, my. It's
01:24:17
if I see a fat girl, I don't go, oh, she'd be poor if she lost weight.
01:24:22
That's really the case. Okay.
01:24:28
So don't fall for that.
01:24:29
Okay.
01:24:31
A lot of them started in because I had fuck all to lose. So.
01:24:36
No, but there's no stigma attached
01:24:39
because people even want to use the word fat now, because I think it's derogatory.
01:24:43
It's a real taboo subject. So they use euphemisms.
01:24:46
They go, Oh, you know, Brenda, the big girl,
01:24:51
What, seven fat?
01:24:51
No, no, not what she looked like.
01:24:54
Brenda, you know, she's the one who's clammy even in winter.
01:25:00
Just. She's fine.
01:25:01
Nothing wrong with it. It's their choice of teeth.
01:25:03
You'll be fine. It's fine. But they don't like, you know, Brenda.
01:25:05
Then she's out of breath.
01:25:07
Just standing up at her desk.
01:25:09
Just.
01:25:14
But even though it is their own fault
01:25:17
and it is their own fault, I feel sorry.
01:25:20
Them all right
01:25:23
now. I do.
01:25:23
Particularly particularly fat women.
01:25:25
Because fat is a feminist issue.
01:25:27
Men get fat and we just go, Fuck.
01:25:29
Oh, Barton, pay for, you know,
01:25:32
we don't come under the same constraints of society.
01:25:35
Whereas women are on a diet with images of how you should be size zero models.
01:25:40
This diet that look like this, keep your mom and I make such an f.
01:25:44
I don't like fat girls.
01:25:45
I've always got lovely hair, although they're also having that lovely hair.
01:25:49
Always got lovely hair, Always got those lovely false nails.
01:25:52
I know they make that for anything but jogging. I
01:25:59
they love high heels then I,
01:26:02
they think it makes their legs less.
01:26:04
It doesn't, it just
01:26:06
you can just hear them coming now.
01:26:11
I heard
01:26:13
some funny stuff
01:26:15
but so so as I go online.
01:26:18
Yeah. Did you eat already?
01:26:20
Did you eat.
01:26:20
Yeah, I ate frog legs.
01:26:23
Yeah, it was. It was riveting.
01:26:24
I've got I've got three more when you watch it back.
01:26:27
Yeah.
01:26:27
We lost half of our viewers that you can visually see
01:26:31
how annoyed I am.
01:26:34
Oh, that's just sort of like we all know where we want to go.
01:26:38
I'm like, I just got squirted with,
01:26:43
Hey, can we go?
01:26:44
We can't.
01:26:45
We can't have too much information.
01:26:47
We need some. Gary, too, you know.
01:26:49
I know.
01:26:49
No, we need any air.
01:26:50
It would be nice soon.
01:26:53
I've got.
01:26:54
Well, how?
01:26:55
Well, Well, they're always talking about salt, sugar
01:26:59
and fat being what makes things taste good, but also bad for you.
01:27:03
I got to. Of
01:27:05
the four
01:27:06
deadly whites, we haven't even heard of Mount Rushmore yet.
01:27:09
Four deadly whites.
01:27:10
You ready?
01:27:11
It's the
01:27:14
You've got the Italians.
01:27:17
Salt, sugar, white rice and white
01:27:20
white flour and the white rice
01:27:23
in the white flowers because the brands it removes have got no flavor.
01:27:27
And you're basically removing all the nutrition
01:27:30
and the is is not bad when you compare it to high fructose corn sirup.
01:27:34
But I think it's the
01:27:38
trans fats that you got to avoid through the teas
01:27:42
watch out for the teeth.
01:27:45
No, the cheese. Yes.
01:27:47
Yes. I know exactly the teas you're talking about.
01:27:50
Harder to have.
01:27:51
Do you have any knowledge on like, you know,
01:27:56
the cane sugar reverses,
01:27:58
like whatever kind of other sugar there are like is a
01:28:03
sucralose?
01:28:06
I think cane sugar is probably the best going for you.
01:28:09
I mean, we're supposed to have sugar with sugar cane.
01:28:13
You just said Sucralose sucralose is artificial sucrose.
01:28:16
I think what you meant to say.
01:28:19
Nope, I meant to say Sucralose is bad for you and Sucralose is horrible.
01:28:23
They give aspartame fake sweeteners.
01:28:28
That's why for a while I like very go from working and I'm doing
01:28:32
Sure I'll go to the store and I'll buy two Gatorade, one sugar free,
01:28:35
one sugar, because the too much sugar free bad for you want sugar, bad for you.
01:28:40
So I kind of like splitting the difference.
01:28:43
I'll take all the sugar cane. Forget the bad. You bet.
01:28:45
What is one of the worst ones for you, actually, is the monk fruit extract.
01:28:51
That's not. That's not good for you.
01:28:53
I'm true.
01:28:53
It sounds like. It sounds like a dream.
01:28:57
Yeah.
01:28:57
Yeah, it sounds like.
01:28:58
Oh, it comes from the fruit of the monk.
01:29:01
The monks monk sauce. Yeah.
01:29:04
What about agave? That's what I.
01:29:06
That's what I drink.
01:29:07
Agave nectar.
01:29:08
I've got it in the cupboard again.
01:29:11
I don't know when the flavor became popular out of nowhere,
01:29:13
but I don't know where that became like a very popular practice.
01:29:19
I thought it was like a purple berry of some sort. Wow.
01:29:21
This is really cool. We own cactus.
01:29:23
We should be.
01:29:28
We should be sponsored by Del Taco.
01:29:31
It was Del Taco. I was right.
01:29:33
I don't know.
01:29:34
Are we doing an a summer show
01:29:37
here or because it's our summer?
01:29:41
Summer?
01:29:42
I may or may not have an ad in that category.
01:29:46
Actually,
01:29:48
I looked it up.
01:29:48
It's called CRISPR
01:29:51
Splicer.
01:29:53
So we lost Brady again.
01:29:57
I'm right here.
01:29:59
Oh, all right, Love a crazy deer
01:30:05
was the one you show, Brady.
01:30:07
I'm reposting.
01:30:09
Oh, I already planned.
01:30:11
Already did. It was a hot dog. Oh, okay.
01:30:14
I've got
01:30:15
the. The potatoes are done.
01:30:18
So we've got me and the fake me and that's the
01:30:24
ethical practicalities is ethical.
01:30:26
It is a word. It is. Make that up. It sounds great.
01:30:28
Yeah. Yeah.
01:30:30
It just made it okay for year
01:30:36
three 1903.
01:30:38
Well,
01:30:41
I need a better idea.
01:30:42
A better transition there.
01:30:45
Give me a wormhole to give me an early down.
01:30:47
Diving down through Devon, down this rabbit hole.
01:30:50
Sorry for him.
01:30:51
A fucking idiot.
01:30:52
I made an early intervention,
01:30:54
but right now you're feeling a bit like Alice
01:30:59
tumbling down the rabbit hole.
01:31:01
Down the rabbit hole, down the rye.
01:31:05
But all.
01:31:09
Well, that was kind of cool
01:31:12
as a stinger for diving down the rabbit hole.
01:31:16
And also, I like the just rabbit holes in general.
01:31:18
And usually they say you're heard of and YouTube.
01:31:22
And I hate to interrupt again,
01:31:23
but we heard your take on on what you think about rabbit holes.
01:31:27
We heard it all. That one.
01:31:29
Oh, yeah.
01:31:30
The zoo fire ology.
01:31:32
Yeah, we heard it loud.
01:31:35
So when I was when I was putting together, when I was putting together that.
01:31:39
Yeah, right, exactly.
01:31:40
That's why there's literally a picture of a rabbit's butthole
01:31:43
thanks to.
01:31:46
But when I was I thought of that when I was putting together
01:31:49
the lineage of the Bill Gates trilogy
01:31:52
that I was playing earlier because, it was
01:31:55
I got on to a rabbit hole of Bill Gates, and I'm like, Oh, that'll be cool.
01:31:58
They have like a rabbit hole segment.
01:32:00
And I'm like, Now that sounds too difficult.
01:32:01
And it's like, Now Rabbit Hole really is.
01:32:03
You just kind of dive down a subject for way too long
01:32:07
and you kind of get stuck in it, right?
01:32:08
So I figured maybe make a little stinger
01:32:14
because of course
01:32:14
when you dive down into your rabbit hole, I want to play
01:32:19
I want to play with the music generated stuff that you can.
01:32:23
So I kind of thought there was a I don't know.
01:32:27
Yeah, I mean, made the stupid song.
01:32:29
And so I was just doing a play on words because I love playing words.
01:32:32
And then I did the Rabbit of playing Words, which was Rabbit Hole
01:32:36
and then Arab Bull, which was Osama bin Laden.
01:32:41
And then there was the the rabbit
01:32:44
hole, which is a raw rabbit butthole, which actually there was two pictures
01:32:49
of that rabbit's butthole, the very last fade out.
01:32:54
The owner of the rabbit was concerned that the rabbits butthole looked kind of red
01:32:58
and they were wondering if it was a medical issue.
01:33:01
I imagine this wasn't a that right now it wasn't a three
01:33:04
This isn't a medical situation
01:33:07
tumbling down a rabbit hole,
01:33:09
down the rabbit hole, down the right.
01:33:13
But all the butthole,
01:33:18
the rabbit hole.
01:33:19
I imagine
01:33:21
that right now you're
01:33:30
a waiter.
01:33:31
Yeah.
01:33:31
No, but for
01:33:34
Thank you for bringing me to our next segment,
01:33:39
which is around my journal.
01:33:41
We're diving down that rabbit hole.
01:33:44
So Osama bin Laden to you or your fellow planners
01:33:47
and you, The guy's a great person. Then
01:33:51
do you know of another three letter to America
01:33:54
that has been blowing up online, especially specifically tick talk?
01:33:59
No, no.
01:34:00
Some of bin Laden's letter to America prior to the September 11th attacks.
01:34:05
So this is just a compilation that is online.
01:34:09
But The Daily Wire highlighted it.
01:34:10
But I'm just pulling from there because they already have it completed here.
01:34:15
So they're going to listen to what they is going to watch.
01:34:18
What the videos this morning I read Letter to America, which is Osama
01:34:23
bin Laden's Letter to America, explaining why he attacked Americans.
01:34:29
And I want to say that I was quiet, not only have never,
01:34:36
but I even know this letter existed.
01:34:39
It's wild.
01:34:40
And everyone read.
01:34:42
If you haven't read it yet, read it.
01:34:44
However, be forewarned that this has left me very disillusioned
01:34:50
and I feel the same exact I felt when I was deconstructing HANNITY.
01:34:54
I feel very careful.
01:34:55
Probably like a little bit like I and another timeline.
01:35:01
When I read it, I read it also.
01:35:03
Yes. So go read it.
01:35:05
So I just went to America
01:35:09
and I will never look I feel the same.
01:35:13
I will never look at this country.
01:35:16
Want to comment on this. I think it was
01:35:20
I was a rabbit.
01:35:22
All right. Down the rabbit hole.
01:35:24
Yeah.
01:35:24
We're second people all around.
01:35:28
Please read it.
01:35:30
And if you have read it, let me know if you are also going
01:35:33
through an existential crisis in this very moment.
01:35:37
Because in the last 20 minutes, my entire viewpoint
01:35:41
and the entire life I have believed and I have lived.
01:35:45
So she's the only reason
01:35:47
we kind of
01:35:48
just we kind of just blamed it on him.
01:35:52
I don't think he masterminded.
01:35:53
And we're kind of we're just kind of still we're
01:35:56
kind of saying that we're frivolous assholes, pretty much.
01:35:58
But it is ridiculous because he did kill 3000 people.
01:36:02
So somebody over there did was doing a lot of fucked
01:36:04
up shit anyway, and he deserved to die anyway, regardless of September 11th.
01:36:08
But closing the rabbit
01:36:13
hole of Osama bin Laden,
01:36:18
check that
01:36:23
back please.
01:36:24
Please read the entire letter.
01:36:29
He's your next killer.
01:36:31
Why do we make our pillow in the shape of a cube?
01:36:33
I'll tell you. Tell me.
01:36:35
I got you to stop what you're doing and go read a letter to America.
01:36:39
It is literally the craziest thing I've.
01:36:41
Read in a lot.
01:36:42
And while I can't say that I'm that surprised, I am pretty shocked.
01:36:46
So were you there?
01:36:47
And tell me what you think.
01:36:48
Because it's hard for me to talk to other people about this and actually
01:36:52
before you even read the letter, I did want to mention in reading the letter,
01:36:56
I could only think of this tweet, but I saw the way under settler colonialism,
01:37:00
any kind of resistance is as terrorist because the only acceptable violence
01:37:05
is violence by the occupier.
01:37:07
Okay, so
01:37:08
Osama bin Laden, the mass murderer, why is it viral?
01:37:11
Right in our eyes?
01:37:12
Why is the letter viral with his penetrating insights?
01:37:16
But no know. I know what? I just got picked up.
01:37:18
It got picked up by tick tock, tick tock, tick it away.
01:37:22
A lot of it has to do with like,
01:37:25
I don't know,
01:37:27
I really don't know what's going on with Hamas
01:37:30
and just the facts in the news and Hamas is in the news
01:37:34
and terrorist things are.
01:37:43
But so that was the thing.
01:37:45
The rabbit hole of the Rabbit Hole song, huh?
01:37:50
Okay.
01:37:52
The rabbit hole.
01:37:55
So I got one more thing I want.
01:37:57
You catch that? Yeah.
01:37:59
Please, please show.
01:38:02
So, yeah,
01:38:04
in meeting, eating animals, you deemed it unethical.
01:38:06
Just trying to. I'm just trying to.
01:38:09
I'm just trying to report
01:38:10
it is weird.
01:38:11
So if we animals.
01:38:13
I mean, what's in there when we
01:38:15
could, you would do what we want and we humans.
01:38:20
That's cannibalism.
01:38:22
Well,
01:38:25
we animals.
01:38:25
Well, sooner or later it's cannibalism now, but LGB cutesy pretty soon.
01:38:31
Oh, Roman, there.
01:38:35
Everybody that passes
01:38:36
for the word I'm not supposed to say There's never allowed.
01:38:39
No W allowed, no se allowed the plus.
01:38:43
I remember.
01:38:44
I remember in an episode of MASH, they couldn't get a certain medicine
01:38:48
to work on the Koreans because they eat horses
01:38:52
and the the penicillin or the medicine was was made from horse blood
01:38:57
and it's not effective if you consume their protein.
01:39:01
Is that true or is that a mash?
01:39:04
I think it may have just been made up for the show
01:39:07
more World War II.
01:39:09
There were.
01:39:11
What do the dogs
01:39:13
more or more do they?
01:39:16
I don't I don't know more.
01:39:19
Or they say the puppies are the most tender.
01:39:23
Are dogs. Any weirder than frogs?
01:39:26
Oh, no.
01:39:26
That's why I was sure I was going for a weird.
01:39:29
Yeah.
01:39:30
So I wish I would have kept a video.
01:39:31
I'm pretty sure it was some type of animal like a dog or something.
01:39:34
People claim that there was a human that was barbecued in China
01:39:38
and they were like, Pull on the fucking.
01:39:40
Like they had it all seasoned and everything.
01:39:41
And it was like the full like,
01:39:43
like they were pulling the ribs off like, and it kind of looked human humanoid
01:39:47
because you can see the rib cage in the way.
01:39:49
It was kind of like it looks just like they're like the body, like almost
01:39:54
without it at sunset and sounds like below the knees, I guess Maybe.
01:39:58
But did you just say they do some serious wordplay?
01:40:01
You said baloney.
01:40:04
And on a food show you said baloney.
01:40:08
Baloney, baloney. Bourbon, I heard.
01:40:10
Oh, baloney is
01:40:13
baloney.
01:40:14
He's below me.
01:40:16
Below, please.
01:40:19
Below me below, please.
01:40:21
In the floorboards for.
01:40:23
So we're just
01:40:25
drinking beer reps.
01:40:27
Oh, yeah.
01:40:29
I don't know the rule
01:40:31
in play had to be reminded.
01:40:34
Yeah.
01:40:35
All right.
01:40:36
So cannibalism that came across as to the true crime stuff.
01:40:39
So here's my crime.
01:40:42
Okay?
01:40:46
On Christmas Day 2019, the Metro Police Department
01:40:50
were contacted pertaining to a missing person, Kevin Kevin Bacon.
01:40:54
And Kevin Bacon was 25.
01:40:55
Is that just a weird, unfortunate Kevin Bacon?
01:40:59
It's seven degrees of Kevin.
01:41:01
That's.
01:41:02
That's one degree.
01:41:04
Yeah.
01:41:06
He went, oh, that was a hair color
01:41:10
That is seven degrees C, Q plus hanger.
01:41:13
It's like
01:41:15
put a beard and some Never mind.
01:41:18
I know the hairline notes familiar
01:41:21
that when he was 25 years much older now he's
01:41:25
grown
01:41:27
so awesome on your son hair.
01:41:29
Oh he got some plugs.
01:41:32
Some plugs.
01:41:33
So you love fucking Kevin Bacon.
01:41:35
You ever get to play me?
01:41:37
When I watch it, I'll meet in person.
01:41:39
Kevin Bacon No.
01:41:40
Kevin Bacon was 25 years old.
01:41:42
His parents report him missing because he had not shown up
01:41:46
for a Christmas brunch.
01:41:48
Well,
01:41:49
baby, he sounds delicious.
01:41:51
This is going to be.
01:41:53
This is writing. It's so
01:41:56
let me get to a guy named Bacon for Christmas brunch.
01:42:00
It was very out of character.
01:42:02
It was very dirty.
01:42:03
And this is usually the which she said he was going to through.
01:42:06
And he did
01:42:08
that for.
01:42:08
I think it would be out of character for anyone to say, hey,
01:42:10
I'm going to show up for something and then not show up, right?
01:42:14
I got bacon.
01:42:18
Oh, is a Kevin.
01:42:21
So I mean, you said familiar.
01:42:22
You see the cat.
01:42:23
I mean, you assume
01:42:26
something that was Kevin is he was never afraid to express himself.
01:42:31
He was not afraid to be involved being bald compared to going out.
01:42:34
Look at that guy.
01:42:35
Wow, that's a big fucking hair for me.
01:42:39
You forgot to say, girl.
01:42:42
He's all like Titan, tidying up
01:42:44
beard trim here, but he can't find that freakin hair there.
01:42:47
Come on.
01:42:51
Never afraid to express himself.
01:42:53
He was not afraid to be sure.
01:42:54
She's a woman they just love.
01:42:57
And a purse and his nails done.
01:42:59
Well, Kevin was just my truest.
01:43:02
Closest I ever had, I would say would end up getting killed.
01:43:07
They're talking about him in the past tense.
01:43:10
Yeah. Yeah.
01:43:12
They just spoil it.
01:43:13
What ended up getting him killed may have been their behavior, so,
01:43:16
yeah, he's a nice guy, but his fetishes, it
01:43:21
was very vibrant.
01:43:23
Guess he always had an opinion of how I really get along.
01:43:29
And I first met kind of bringing this guy down to work with psychology.
01:43:35
He would spread awareness about important
01:43:37
topics like the LGBTQ community and sexual violence prevention.
01:43:40
His passion was helping people good and helping people.
01:43:45
Oh, no, no, I'm not.
01:43:47
If you consider going solar Michigan, a huge price tag attached.
01:43:51
Most of us almost 100 that we are doing.
01:43:54
The small thing sure is not going to tell us anything.
01:43:58
Even Make it listen.
01:44:01
Did you guys remember?
01:44:01
There was definitely give me a
01:44:05
so Kevin's
01:44:06
phone was to to Michigan State police computer crimes lab.
01:44:10
That's a matter of fact I think I would have remembered
01:44:12
that I found a chat log from a mobile dating.
01:44:16
There was one person in particular that Kevin had been drinking with.
01:44:20
Oh, they were looking to have a date and have a consensual sexual encounter in
01:44:26
the that there was banter back
01:44:31
where they were going to meet.
01:44:33
And it did suggest that he was going to pick them up
01:44:36
and transcript break in that's situation yes remember that it's not that far away.
01:44:41
It's probably somewhere right there.
01:44:43
They were able to find that it was a resident of Michigan.
01:44:49
We learned he was a 50 year
01:44:50
old divorced male.
01:44:53
He was known to run different online sex norms,
01:44:58
almost like a male escort type scenario.
01:45:09
Please.
01:45:12
I remember there being some lights on.
01:45:14
We just made a silent approach.
01:45:15
We knocked Mark platonic answer
01:45:18
and we explained to them what was going on.
01:45:21
Missing complaint within this group,
01:45:26
23 of them
01:45:31
above the agreement
01:45:34
central.
01:45:35
This was
01:45:38
the guy that's laughing is the guy that is arrested
01:45:43
when. I arrived on scene.
01:45:45
We would change their abbreviation or something.
01:45:49
The room had a barn door that only locked from outside.
01:45:53
So If the searching officers were not really thorough and not really
01:45:57
very easily could have been necessarily stupid.
01:45:59
And I remember thinking to myself, What are the what are we looking at?
01:46:05
The body was found at the far end of that room.
01:46:08
He was nude and he was hanging from his feet by the ceiling of the basement.
01:46:16
There was a trap door that had been opened,
01:46:18
exposing standing dirt,
01:46:23
and there was a dried,
01:46:24
poured blood directly below the body.
01:46:28
He had been hanging in there for a while, but initially
01:46:31
we couldn't see the injuries that he had.
01:46:35
The victim had lots of tattoos on his body.
01:46:38
So we match the tattoos and hair was to the person's shirt
01:46:42
and that was how they identified Kevin
01:46:46
Artificial color.
01:46:47
People like who could have done that to somebody, you know,
01:46:50
glitter, glitter makeup, again, some sort of
01:46:56
no offense.
01:46:57
I felt a lot of pressure of his dad.
01:46:59
He's got a family.
01:47:01
They're going to want answers.
01:47:03
I just wanted to share it.
01:47:04
So this is a guy
01:47:06
who is excused
01:47:08
and that he claims it was a mutual agreement that he was to.
01:47:14
It was delicious.
01:47:15
That's all the excuse he needs. Well,
01:47:18
that's what they initially put on here about.
01:47:21
Oh, he wanted to be like part of the flowers.
01:47:24
And I was going to, like, decompose
01:47:26
his, like, body and mix it with the dirt and be like, plunge it.
01:47:30
But that's not exactly where it goes.
01:47:33
And then there was a word bleeped out here that I like to maybe play
01:47:36
a little game of Mad Libs and guess what that word might be.
01:47:41
So when we get to that,
01:47:44
he was I don't know.
01:47:47
It's a sleeping card of a pact
01:47:50
is that Yes.
01:47:51
After you know it was hanging high with Don.
01:47:57
So hanging down for the night with that
01:48:00
guy started to kill.
01:48:04
It was all the way back and
01:48:08
found how he could die and what happen after he died.
01:48:12
I thought,
01:48:13
you know, he's murdered this person and now he's certainly distancing himself.
01:48:18
I actually texted a friend.
01:48:23
It was like, You kill the fucking actor.
01:48:26
He's like, No, this fat gay guy.
01:48:28
We right
01:48:31
my hair when it comes to do this sweater.
01:48:34
So you didn't have.
01:48:36
I did not meet him was during that evening
01:48:40
and after year
01:48:45
but I don't know
01:48:48
Kevin wanted to die
01:48:51
that it was ahead of that and trying to you know what were those things?
01:48:58
You know what I wanted to do that several things
01:49:01
and part of this
01:49:03
was the process of turning you know, that
01:49:07
what more shows up in terms of his body
01:49:10
couldn't be found in the story or
01:49:15
the liver
01:49:17
turning in his bones and the bone marrow, because I think the situation
01:49:21
is going to get
01:49:23
to something
01:49:24
that I think they're going to be like, oh,
01:49:28
you agreed to risk your free.
01:49:30
Oh, he was framing the agreement as Kevin wanted to die,
01:49:35
that it was an assisted suicide.
01:49:39
They had conversations
01:49:40
about how he could die and what would happen after he died.
01:49:45
Yeah, I felt I don't know if it was part of that list
01:49:50
sort of to do what I told him I was going to do.
01:49:53
It was to go on and
01:49:56
and operate on my word to what I thought
01:49:59
I would do that and that's why
01:50:03
I took his
01:50:05
balls
01:50:07
and I took Monster. I,
01:50:10
I think he already my answer
01:50:14
is a ball is my balls to
01:50:16
is it butthole the balls to or is a two balls bowls balls
01:50:26
boobies
01:50:29
bitches.
01:50:30
It's it's his ball
01:50:33
ball.
01:50:34
He's like, I want you to heat my balls when you kill.
01:50:37
Once you start, I want you to heat
01:50:39
dress.
01:50:41
Rocky Mountain oysters, goat testicles.
01:50:45
Nice way to bring it back to the real food, bro.
01:50:49
Yeah, this is What's the difference?
01:50:51
I mean, if your balls are going to waste,
01:50:54
there's a lot of protein in the balls.
01:50:56
Apparently, I personally wouldn't eat it, but
01:50:59
I talking about nicer.
01:51:02
It depends on what time of the day it.
01:51:03
Depends on what time of the day and how much protein was my balls
01:51:07
Gary's put.
01:51:08
But you know, more. More.
01:51:10
Yeah, absolutely.
01:51:13
Yeah What kind of balls
01:51:15
you see in the show?
01:51:17
I'll put them right up against my face with a little dimple.
01:51:22
Oh The ball. So
01:51:25
the ones that get goose bumps.
01:51:28
Yeah, Yeah.
01:51:29
Goose is the opposite of dimples.
01:51:36
So we cut his balls out.
01:51:37
So you look at the actual physical testicle.
01:51:39
He did. He threw the sack away, right? Yeah. Yeah, Just.
01:51:42
Just the testicle was able to attach to part came near the balls like the
01:51:48
my stomach was burning red wine right about that time.
01:51:51
Am I going to be able back home to take care of it.
01:51:54
So these people, when they the murder is that they think like,
01:51:58
oh, you can I go back and take care of the dog really quick?
01:52:01
Oh yeah. You know, just come back.
01:52:04
We go ahead
01:52:06
pulls off an eating them they're going to take down and it's going
01:52:10
to hurt.
01:52:11
Go home, take care of the dog.
01:52:12
Just come back and take them.
01:52:17
This is another good example of why
01:52:18
it's never a good reason to talk to the police.
01:52:22
All right.
01:52:26
Yeah.
01:52:27
You just want to do the lawyer thing, but
01:52:30
I don't know if you know you're red
01:52:32
handed it.
01:52:35
I don't know.
01:52:37
You probably should kind of like he's more purple Disney.
01:52:41
More purple, purple handed.
01:52:44
Yeah, I could do hair because of the hair
01:52:49
they give you.
01:52:50
He does with
01:52:53
that motherfucker.
01:52:54
You think anything he does the TV. I think it was natural.
01:52:56
I think it was natural.
01:52:58
Oh, yeah, of course.
01:53:00
Or what?
01:53:01
My mind's taking pictures of your hair and your forearms just sort of.
01:53:07
Okay,
01:53:11
yeah, whatever. But
01:53:13
it's kind of kinky.
01:53:17
So he pled guilty relation of about
01:53:20
32 months of Kevin Bacon.
01:53:22
So Kevin Bacon apparently his
01:53:28
breaking news in
01:53:38
John it's it's your the act.
01:53:41
Kevin Bacon is dead.
01:53:44
Oh no it's not The actor insists this is
01:53:48
it's just it's just this guy oops wrong
01:53:51
Kevin Bacon false alarm.
01:53:56
Oh, okay, everyone.
01:53:58
There it is.
01:54:00
Oh, no, no.
01:54:02
He refers to Burger Do I love this serious
01:54:07
cluedle-doo
01:54:09
who didn't, Including everybody
01:54:11
who wanted to steal the best
01:54:15
sushi chef makes me happy.
01:54:19
We're going to put you do
01:54:20
continue to put in coverage covered that
01:54:25
nobody distribution
01:54:27
so that's
01:54:29
what makes it the best to do junior do
01:54:34
that is
01:54:36
scaring people pretty good
01:54:39
are you are you just playing what we saw earlier here is this area of the cancer.
01:54:44
Yeah.
01:54:45
Literally,
01:54:47
we like to take his materials, the source material and show it.
01:54:51
He starts playing the song Now watch this.
01:54:53
Watch is he sets the the the ladles going
01:54:58
like a metronome and then it starts jamming out.
01:55:01
It's awesome.
01:55:06
Yeah,
01:55:14
they're hip.
01:56:03
The numbers
01:56:14
you new clip
01:56:37
heard a super
01:56:39
super
01:56:42
super super
01:56:54
that was
01:56:57
too much glare
01:56:58
and the motherfucking good news you
01:57:03
I don't if this is a replace or we're past
01:57:06
we have to say grace
01:57:10
to say grace.
01:57:12
Uh grace the grace grace before the fucking gracious
01:57:16
God we have sinned against the and are unworthy of mercy.
01:57:19
Pardon our sins and bless these mercies for our use and help us to eat
01:57:23
and drink to that glory, for Christ's sake.
01:57:26
Amen. All right, now we can eat.
01:57:30
Thanks, Fred.
01:57:45
So, what are you eating?
01:57:46
Anything? Me?
01:57:52
Yeah.
01:57:52
You're the only one here that actually, I'm not in the goddamn thing.
01:57:56
But I did just yesterday.
01:57:59
Try for fun to air fry a brisket.
01:58:04
Yeah, that's a big one right there.
01:58:06
Both the juice?
01:58:07
Yeah.
01:58:07
When I was able to kind of
01:58:10
trade and eat.
01:58:11
Are you fasting? No. Excellent.
01:58:14
Sucking in all kinds of shit.
01:58:15
I don't do that dumb shit.
01:58:18
God, do not say don't eat meat on days or whatever.
01:58:21
That's John didn't say anything.
01:58:24
So what the. Really? You didn't.
01:58:26
So what did you eat? What did you.
01:58:28
What was your last meal.
01:58:30
What was your last trip.
01:58:32
What was your last repast.
01:58:34
That's a good fucking chicken salad
01:58:38
and for lunch I had leftovers from yesterday,
01:58:40
which was pretty much like I had lunch or dinner and dinner for lunch today. The
01:58:44
potatoes and broccoli
01:58:46
and the rest of my brisket for lunch.
01:58:49
And then I had a chicken salad for dinner.
01:58:54
Vinegar and oil dressing.
01:58:57
Huh? Mount Rushmore.
01:59:00
Mount Rushmore.
01:59:00
Oh, What's your Mount Rushmore of meals?
01:59:03
Beef stroganoff.
01:59:05
The fuck?
01:59:08
One liver, onion.
01:59:12
Can I say sandwiches and pies?
01:59:14
You can't say liver and onions.
01:59:17
I can.
01:59:18
What, were you born in the Depression?
01:59:21
No. I love liver and onions.
01:59:24
Really?
01:59:25
Good.
01:59:26
Okay.
01:59:26
Filet mignon, lobster, the crab.
01:59:30
Bob's lobster.
01:59:32
How many is it? Four.
01:59:34
Yes. Should you know Crab.
01:59:36
Lobster. Crab, Lobster, fillet.
01:59:38
And part of me almost wants to say like a chicken parmesan.
01:59:43
Part of me also wants to just go pizza.
01:59:46
Pizza, for sure. Mine's easy.
01:59:48
Any kind of steak Pizza?
01:59:50
Yeah, lemon pepper chicken on the grill with you.
01:59:54
You can't go specific for your chicken and then go back, because I would just
01:59:58
to make sure that low oil drilling sludge in dinner, no ass.
02:00:05
And I can't think of a fourth one now.
02:00:06
Maybe this Robin right here,
02:00:09
right in ramen noodles.
02:00:12
Ramen is one of the most eaten dishes on the planet.
02:00:16
Yeah, because
02:00:18
it's cheap.
02:00:19
Because why? What are you going to say. I think you were going to say that.
02:00:21
You know, I was going to say if I was going to say that
02:00:24
the noodle was
02:00:29
the noodles actually don't digest
02:00:32
the greatest and the best you, but that's like really low
02:00:36
sodium content.
02:00:37
But Chico, the
02:00:40
the common thread of the cultures that eat
02:00:43
a lot of ramen is poverty.
02:00:47
Is that why, if any
02:00:49
salts good for you? Yes.
02:00:51
Do salt helps you hydrate.
02:00:53
Salt is great for you.
02:00:55
Don't let Gatorade fool you.
02:00:59
Yeah, they got a lot of salt and Gatorade, but they've got electrolytes too.
02:01:04
The only
02:01:04
reason we are told to hydrate is from the 1970s Gatorade campaign.
02:01:08
They took over all the freaking saying
02:01:11
Typically human beings drink when they're thirsty.
02:01:13
But then after the seventies Gatorade campaign,
02:01:15
we were told to drink eight of something a day and coaches told their players
02:01:19
to hydrate, hydrate, hydrate.
02:01:20
They don't know why. They completely wrong.
02:01:22
No, you're false on that.
02:01:24
We saw we saw it earlier.
02:01:25
Fat, fat people that didn't want to eat.
02:01:28
They were they should be full.
02:01:29
But they kept eating because their body told them they were hungry.
02:01:32
And then we saw the skinny lady who thought she was fine.
02:01:34
But she like she needed to eat and she didn't.
02:01:36
So food and hunger and hunger and thirst are not the same thing
02:01:41
you got, you know, down in a sense and days and days without food.
02:01:45
Your body is necessary.
02:01:46
You can't go that long without water.
02:01:49
No, you can, because most of the time there is a water in the food you eat.
02:01:52
So the food you're
02:01:55
not. I will I
02:01:56
will argue that it takes water to digest food.
02:02:00
You take water to digest food.
02:02:02
I'm saying these certain foods you eat, if you don't drink
02:02:04
water, you're going to dehydrate the shit out of yourself.
02:02:06
Certain foods you eat about this celery, if you eat a stick of celery,
02:02:11
that's a calorie deficit.
02:02:12
It takes more calories to burn to eat it than, if you can see water, Right.
02:02:18
That's probably why it's raining.
02:02:21
All right.
02:02:21
I'm going on a celery diet fiber,
02:02:26
fiber,
02:02:27
everything you see, you
02:02:30
know, Thank God.
02:02:32
Streetfighter, you're saying I miss our old streetfighter days.
02:02:37
I played video games on the last and I've got a couple games lined up.
02:02:40
Actually,
02:02:42
I was part of the partners and I was.
02:02:46
I remember a lot of things.
02:02:47
Cheers to the old party, you know?
02:02:50
Yeah.
02:02:50
What was the other day?
02:02:52
We got McDonald's, I got burger time food fight.
02:02:55
Did you, did you hear yourself saying grace?
02:02:58
I got annoyed as well when you stepped off,
02:03:01
when you stepped out of camera frame, you said grace.
02:03:03
And I want to thank you for that.
02:03:05
Oh, amen.
02:03:08
Have you guys seen the drawn Brady show?
02:03:11
I have,
02:03:13
but I thought I'd seen the mash up with What about now?
02:03:17
I thought it was the Brady and George. It was?
02:03:19
What about now?
02:03:21
Yes, Britney.
02:03:22
I should have had that cued up.
02:03:23
And you don't have it cued up again.
02:03:26
What about now?
02:03:32
Oh. Oh, yeah.
02:03:37
Oh, that echo.
02:03:39
It's a no.
02:03:40
That would do.
02:03:44
That guy.
02:03:47
Yeah.
02:03:48
So pretty
02:03:51
hot in here and there.
02:03:59
What about
02:04:04
that?
02:04:05
What about now?
02:04:08
That was fast.
02:04:09
It seemed messed up.
02:04:15
But I'm still a girl,
02:04:18
Dylan. Like, very Dylan.
02:04:20
Like,
02:04:22
Yeah, and I don't like Bob Dylan,
02:04:24
and I do, like, stop making a fool your age.
02:04:28
Really a paradoxical, nonsensical
02:04:32
Mel Blanc, Right.
02:04:38
I am trying to be Gilligan
02:04:48
I'm billion, 1
02:04:49
billion 111 man
02:05:07
at That's
02:05:10
my favorite song and my favorite song.
02:05:14
No, I'm your my favorite song.
02:05:16
And that's the Drew and Brady Show.
02:05:19
The new theme song.
02:05:19
When you a as a
02:05:25
like I generated.
02:05:28
Oh, I did.
02:05:30
You guys didn't hear that, did you?
02:05:31
I did not click it it it's certainly all because it's auto playing
02:05:37
that we're going to say on our
02:05:40
hit it. No, not yet.
02:05:43
Oh oh I'm saving for a yeah if you're here it has got to stick around.
02:05:48
Gary Brown are you going to do a
02:05:51
are you going to do it repast monologue?
02:05:55
Oh, we're going to go we I got one more pass.
02:05:57
I've really got to think about.
02:06:02
Oh, God.
02:06:03
Yeah.
02:06:04
And that that ties in with the the Mount Rushmore.
02:06:08
I would pick beef stroganoff.
02:06:10
I would pick the endless buffet at Golden Corral.
02:06:13
Endless. Yes.
02:06:15
Do you see what I did there? No.
02:06:22
So that can't be a good fight.
02:06:24
Oh, that's crap.
02:06:26
The tradition of the last meal goes back to religious ties, and it was based
02:06:32
on the fact that they wanted to be
02:06:36
haunted in the afterlife by said dead first.
02:06:39
So they wanted to like, appease them
02:06:41
and feel like a better person before coming to them.
02:06:47
Okay.
02:06:48
The other night you had.
02:06:51
It was nothing more.
02:06:52
What I thought was interesting was that
02:06:55
I really was Texas Outlaw and Last meals
02:06:58
because there was some asshole who ordered a whole bunch of shit and
02:07:04
called me and asked me like I
02:07:06
did you just call me an asshole?
02:07:09
I ordered the movie for Golden Corral.
02:07:11
Oh, yeah, that's. I'm still here.
02:07:13
Yeah. Yeah. Good point. That's. That's where I was getting it.
02:07:16
Yeah.
02:07:16
So he ordered, like,
02:07:20
a milkshake
02:07:22
and a double cheeseburger with bacon and this and that got him.
02:07:27
And then he didn't cook and
02:07:30
he didn't eat a single fucking ounce of it.
02:07:32
Oh, now that's just rude.
02:07:35
If you go to
02:07:37
Harvard, at least try everything not to finish it.
02:07:41
That's not good for our kids.
02:07:43
Parents. Kids finish their food.
02:07:45
That's why they're fat. But make them try everything.
02:07:49
Why are we wasting taxpayer money?
02:07:51
It's bad enough
02:07:52
that there's a waiting period to go from You should you should die too.
02:07:56
When you actually die, it should just be immediate, right?
02:07:59
Yeah.
02:07:59
Just go straight to the gas chamber or wait.
02:08:02
No, we don't. We don't have time to wait.
02:08:05
Let's go.
02:08:06
I'm okay. With what?
02:08:08
Whether I maybe accidentally accused for something that.
02:08:12
Let's take a moment.
02:08:13
Just take a breath before you fucking inject me.
02:08:15
Please stay of execution.
02:08:17
You had plenty of breath waiting in jail for them to convict you for what you did.
02:08:21
So once again, I thought you meant, like, instantly, like, right from court. No.
02:08:25
To convict you record. But you have to.
02:08:28
And you have the whole
02:08:30
trial process right in court
02:08:32
if you're guilty, they should televise it.
02:08:36
Yeah, the gavel should be lethal.
02:08:38
Ask the victim if they want to carry it out.
02:08:42
Now, you
02:08:43
know we could friggin rabbit hole dive into like, I don't know,
02:08:47
they got videos.
02:08:48
I imagine
02:08:50
that right now you're feeling bit bit like I was
02:08:54
told I cannot hold down
02:08:57
the butthole down the right
02:09:01
but all uh,
02:09:04
Rabbi hole they got his butthole was a little too pink
02:09:08
and thought maybe there was an issue like a rash or, or some type of
02:09:13
Mormon or something
02:09:15
that was
02:09:16
what's under that bread.
02:09:19
When you turn that image, that's a hard boiled egg.
02:09:23
Oh, yeah, it is.
02:09:24
I don't know.
02:09:25
That is the smaller chicken.
02:09:27
Patty retains coleslaw on a piece of bread and.
02:09:30
You sure that's an egg? Hang on a sec. Corn.
02:09:33
The thing that's kind of corn looks like an onion.
02:09:35
Looks like two slices of onion or pizza.
02:09:38
Or it may be the cheese, because I think you make yourself a chicken, say,
02:09:41
Oh, it is a chicken parmesan. What are we doing here?
02:09:44
What is this?
02:09:45
That's been beans, pinto beans
02:09:49
to make it chicken and the greatest invention of all time.
02:09:53
The spark work
02:09:57
is work.
02:09:58
Carrots.
02:10:00
That's refried beans.
02:10:01
Those are being made.
02:10:05
We're going to have things that have been made
02:10:08
there now has to be the perfect could look at.
02:10:11
And you wouldn't get a flat surface.
02:10:14
You got a flat surface here.
02:10:16
Look at this wall.
02:10:17
It just breaking half like this.
02:10:19
Well, we've got concrete wall.
02:10:22
This is the biggest controversy in flagrant history
02:10:27
after up north.
02:10:28
Well, it's the Mount Rushmore of conspiracy theories.
02:10:34
I wanted 26 to be flat, but I did not get
02:10:39
where
02:10:40
I lost count.
02:10:42
So what's under the bridge?
02:10:43
Numbers are hard.
02:10:45
Is it a paper
02:10:48
cheese?
02:10:49
Zero. I'm with Brady. Those are onion.
02:10:52
Those are slide zero is the softest.
02:10:55
Number five.
02:10:56
There's no contours in. No, it's it's two.
02:10:59
It's two slices.
02:11:01
It's two slices. The whole ring though.
02:11:02
The whole it's a full slice, two full slices of onion, two bread
02:11:05
and there's two sides and I wouldn't really Where is this.
02:11:10
What do you put on your line.
02:11:11
Which pickles.
02:11:12
That much that much hugging in
02:11:18
fun fact the damage every single overhaul but the same company
02:11:21
that supplies all of Michigan's prisons with food
02:11:25
they also supply central Michigan with their food.
02:11:29
Well it's actually it's really know they get prisoners in Michigan.
02:11:34
Don't they have their own little
02:11:36
culinary.
02:11:38
And every time parents go up or they have a high school weekend,
02:11:40
the food gets good.
02:11:41
My kid my adult kids have been going there long enough where they're like, we love
02:11:45
when you guys have special events and you come up because actually get real
02:11:47
food.
02:11:48
It's not like raw chicken, all kinds of horror stories.
02:11:52
I told to take a document.
02:11:54
We'll show it on the show that
02:12:01
what's the worst thing you ever eat?
02:12:04
A caterpillar.
02:12:07
That's our next door story.
02:12:10
Is it our purpose?
02:12:12
Nothing like the frog
02:12:14
frog bursting my mouth was pretty cool,
02:12:20
but the caterpillar frog legs
02:12:22
that cooked frog legs over the frog
02:12:26
after my mouth and the caterpillar poison,
02:12:30
the caterpillar perforated my colon permanently.
02:12:35
What kind of big ticket?
02:12:36
Oh, do you call your boyfriend? I
02:12:40
don't.
02:12:41
Okay.
02:12:41
Felt like I was trying to pass a rock for about three months
02:12:46
after a caterpillar call in chat text, telegram, smoke signals.
02:12:51
Which story do you want to hear?
02:12:52
The frog or the What was the other option?
02:12:55
Caterpillar.
02:12:57
The caterpillar is a frog.
02:12:59
I'm pretty sure I want to hear the frog stories. Things.
02:13:01
Are you meaning frog legs?
02:13:02
It kind of goes together. Yeah. Yeah.
02:13:05
I did a couple of bongos and frog legs.
02:13:08
These were live. These were
02:13:12
not for each other.
02:13:13
They were both at Stony Creek Metropark.
02:13:16
I'm remember you're going to tell the story.
02:13:18
I'm confused before the corn.
02:13:21
No, look, this is George Stories segment.
02:13:24
No, no, sorry.
02:13:26
It's sorry.
02:13:29
Yeah.
02:13:29
You weren't even there for the caterpillar,
02:13:31
but you were there for the frog.
02:13:33
For the frog.
02:13:34
Well, the worst thing was it wasn't just like,
02:13:38
Oh, it was a small frog.
02:13:40
It wasn't like, huge, but it was like, big enough.
02:13:42
But it wasn't just like, it was like one of them to No.
02:13:52
So it was usually
02:13:56
I mean, I've seen bees before that Yeah.
02:13:59
I've eaten bees. Live bees,
02:14:03
I guess mostly just bees before that.
02:14:06
Yeah. I sucked a spider.
02:14:08
The wall and eazy-e's kids call me Uncle GROSS.
02:14:11
Guy, you suck as flavor of Spiderman.
02:14:15
Spiderman.
02:14:17
You can eclipse just the regular spider man.
02:14:20
I'm going to clip that.
02:14:21
I suck the spider off right
02:14:23
now. Tobey Maguire, the new black guy.
02:14:26
It's not black Spiderman.
02:14:29
There's the black Spiderman.
02:14:30
I hear you've heard Spider-Man. Yeah, they made it.
02:14:33
They made a black. Now,
02:14:36
geez, you know, they were told we had made them black or something.
02:14:39
Or not. Tobey wasn't him.
02:14:41
Who cares? This is black.
02:14:43
That's a Seinfeld reference, by the way.
02:14:46
Word has it, Black Spider-Man is hung.
02:14:50
Oh, really? Oh,
02:14:55
that was good.
02:14:55
As great.
02:14:57
And it's
02:15:00
got the super low just in the microphone.
02:15:04
No, that was super alarm.
02:15:06
That was the joke of the shows over.
02:15:09
Now, the joke of the show so far is
02:15:13
the cooking segment.
02:15:16
What wait minute.
02:15:18
Look at this.
02:15:19
I'm so disappointed I didn't get to see you eat the banana.
02:15:22
Yeah, there you go.
02:15:23
It's so right there.
02:15:24
It's it's.
02:15:26
You know what?
02:15:26
I understand It's only three inches, but I need to actually stand up and applaud
02:15:32
for it. Still being harder.
02:15:35
It's three inches and it's yellow.
02:15:36
It's the perfect
02:15:39
hero.
02:15:40
Oh, Reggie, very much.
02:15:46
That was it.
02:15:47
That was a Pearl Harbor reference.
02:15:49
Oh, I'm so happy with her tonight.
02:15:51
That was the first thing I did.
02:15:52
We we switched the cameras and I made for the candlestick salad.
02:15:57
You know, the Asian dog takes just about 6 hours.
02:16:01
Have you even heard of the cable's canceled before?
02:16:03
No No, no.
02:16:05
There you go. You're welcome.
02:16:08
But in one bite like this. Yep. Do it.
02:16:12
No, don't put it in your hand.
02:16:13
Do not use your to do to talk about your hands.
02:16:17
Do not use your cross to across.
02:16:19
Look that we're going to all be famous.
02:16:21
No, we'll do it. Do it, Do it to rule.
02:16:23
Breaking news,
02:16:25
Jerry jokes in
02:16:29
case your hand spins because Dan and 1012.
02:16:36
I just died.
02:16:39
You know, you going to,
02:16:42
you know,
02:16:43
television rhetoric.
02:16:44
You know, what is it called
02:16:49
Celtics or Candlestick Park.
02:16:52
I like little boys whichever
02:16:56
side you play.
02:16:58
And my force of
02:17:03
battle speak in a stuffed animal
02:17:06
gym around my dirt floors and
02:17:11
in a dirt floor, of course.
02:17:13
Yeah. Animals.
02:17:14
You you a floor.
02:17:14
Well, let's begin speaking A little boy. Me is one one.
02:17:17
I just have this cute dog.
02:17:18
I don't want to let it go. I want to.
02:17:19
One last time, three little.
02:17:21
Okay. There was the Epstein Island legs.
02:17:23
And back to our man, Bill Gates.
02:17:25
Here, the Epstein Island lesson, his friendship with with Epstein.
02:17:28
I mean,
02:17:30
you know, why would I be involved in that?
02:17:34
You know, I don't know.
02:17:40
We may need it as a permanent driver from now on.
02:17:43
Yeah, Why would I be involved in that?
02:17:45
Like the way he says it is wrong.
02:17:47
Well, he doesn't even believe me saying it
02:17:50
right.
02:17:51
Who's making me say this?
02:17:55
He knows exactly why he's involved.
02:17:57
His wife, part of the mastermind.
02:18:00
So, no, he is very clear.
02:18:03
She's. She's just riding the coattails.
02:18:06
Yeah, she just put his penis in her mouth one time,
02:18:09
and she inherited billions
02:18:14
probably more than once.
02:18:15
But tell me you don't want to do with that a thousand times
02:18:21
to the dick, to the Asian cat with the redhead.
02:18:25
So been so
02:18:28
gripping on my flawless word.
02:18:30
What is what's dribbling about it?
02:18:34
The pineapple juice.
02:18:36
So, you know.
02:18:37
What's that?
02:18:37
I love pineapples.
02:18:38
I mean, don't you.
02:18:42
Kind of swingers.
02:18:45
Mhm. Oh really.
02:18:48
Grown ups.
02:18:49
I did play down pineapple.
02:18:52
I didn't say no you said.
02:18:55
Oh yeah I know about the pineapple.
02:18:58
What the hell.
02:18:59
I don't.
02:19:01
The farthest I've ever got to swing in was Gary's face
02:19:03
on his shoes.
02:19:12
I'm the merch
02:19:16
got draw shirt right here.
02:19:20
I'll get it.
02:19:22
Well I know I pushed out a disc
02:19:24
and that, that that puts a little box on that.
02:19:27
Well I bitched out the previous week, so.
02:19:31
Okay, perfect.
02:19:33
Then you forgot we actually showed up.
02:19:36
No, I know. And I forgot.
02:19:38
Dirty shirt twice now.
02:19:41
Oops.
02:19:42
But you know what? My wife.
02:19:44
My wife washed John shirt a second time.
02:19:48
It just ended up back in the wash because I had it out.
02:19:52
The anything that's out is fair game.
02:19:54
What color?
02:19:57
His his gray.
02:19:57
Yours is black.
02:19:59
Was his always gray or
02:20:01
No. No.
02:20:03
Now it is though silver is usually white.
02:20:07
No, pink.
02:20:07
I got giant pink.
02:20:10
Pink.
02:20:12
All right, give us a spin.
02:20:14
Oh, there we go.
02:20:15
Get a spoon.
02:20:18
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
02:20:23
Can't be awful.
02:20:26
Translation
02:20:29
This whole podcast has been lost in translation
02:20:33
capacity.
02:20:33
Yeah, I go
02:20:35
to be my doing or something.
02:20:37
We know two people define any word
02:20:42
the same exact way at
02:20:45
that is impossible to not lose 100% of the meaning in translation.
02:20:49
It's it's remarkable that any of us understand each other
02:20:53
in any small capacity at all.
02:20:56
What the fuck you said.
02:20:58
Oh, well, see, Thank you.
02:21:00
I love that up for you.
02:21:05
I'm not sure if you're aware of the importance.
02:21:08
My point, man. See?
02:21:13
Yeah.
02:21:14
C no.
02:21:15
c0ck no.
02:21:17
Speaker no speaker Espanol.
02:21:21
You kinja to madre.
02:21:26
Well, then a menu item from Del Taco.
02:21:28
You'll have to look
02:21:30
into the story
02:21:33
because it reminded me of this speaker Wow,
02:21:38
dude, I promise you, no way.
02:21:40
I'm not touching this man. It's it's.
02:21:44
We had the frog story.
02:21:45
We had the frog legs.
02:21:47
What on earth.
02:21:50
Is there such a thing as coincidences?
02:21:53
No. Okay, draw story.
02:21:55
Everything is draw.
02:21:57
We said now because the frogs now.
02:21:59
But it had to do with the Mexican accent and making of Mexican words
02:22:03
because I did take Spanish one, took French one.
02:22:08
And I did that.
02:22:09
I knew I'd suck at French too, because I barely passed French one.
02:22:11
And so I'm like, Oh, I'm just going to take Spanish one.
02:22:14
And so I don't I don't know Spanish at all, but I can do a hell,
02:22:17
a mexican accent.
02:22:19
And so my brother and I for a while and I would
02:22:21
just, you know, just fake Mexican chicken.
02:22:24
And both of us don't know how to speak Spanish.
02:22:25
And so
02:22:27
everything would be like it all and go into it
02:22:29
or El store or they go, you know, like, just know it's like that.
02:22:32
You say it backwards and you just and or whatever.
02:22:35
So then when I read a Walmart up north and we would always pass
02:22:40
by this bar and that is a bird painted on, it's like a fucking pigeon.
02:22:44
And we always we always called the bird like, oh, the
02:22:48
bano, the bird or, you know, el pollo,
02:22:52
you know.
02:22:54
And so we're literally in for
02:22:56
I need a Google to get a cigaret off my fucking jetski.
02:22:59
And so we're in Walmart up there
02:23:00
and we're both like in different aisles and I'm just going, Oh, the the Google.
02:23:04
Where is the Google going on the Google?
02:23:07
I cannot find it.
02:23:08
And we have an hour show that we were on a quarter and there was a fucking dude
02:23:12
who's like visibly Mexican and he's like, looks is so
02:23:17
oh oh, he's looking at us.
02:23:20
And so we just go down the next tile and we just continue doing it now.
02:23:24
And would you guys are way bigger than Mexicans.
02:23:28
Yeah, way, way bigger taller thing
02:23:32
We didn't mean.
02:23:36
Yeah, I'm the Taiwanese of that one but we're both tall
02:23:41
like a
02:23:43
no no no the goon And we always we still joke about it.
02:23:46
They do look so fucking like just like he was like, what the fuck are you like do
02:23:50
Because even he I think that guy knocked Maxim shirt off a shelf at some point
02:23:54
because I found my brother did, and he was a different aisle.
02:23:57
And so I started raising him about knocking some shit off a shelf
02:23:59
and then when I, when we finally crossed paths in another aisle
02:24:03
because we were trying to find the Google and it had gone on the Google.
02:24:06
Yeah, he, he, I was like, Dude, would you not go where you go?
02:24:09
So that wasn't me. And I'm like, Oh shit, that was somebody else.
02:24:13
So there's a combination of things going on, but
02:24:16
it was definitely doing, especially when you're doing your thing,
02:24:19
it's throwing some of the humor in in the room as well.
02:24:22
We can't we can't enjoy spitting in those anymore.
02:24:25
Unfortunately,
02:24:29
we are giving a rebuttal to
02:24:33
a Rebbe.
02:24:36
Me telling, No, I want to say, do
02:24:40
you want
02:24:43
spin it spinach?
02:24:52
He'll go to your spinach.
02:24:56
What?
02:24:57
Oh, it's dumb.
02:25:02
But speaking of spinach,
02:25:04
did you know that the whole Popeye myth was created because they
02:25:09
they had a decimal place error
02:25:12
in the nutrition facts of spinach. And
02:25:16
and so it was like ten or 100 times
02:25:19
more nutritious than it really is.
02:25:23
I like spinach.
02:25:25
Yes. It's good for you.
02:25:26
It's healthy. Yeah.
02:25:30
Yeah,
02:25:32
I like spinach,
02:25:35
but I'm
02:25:37
always getting recalled for being all dirty.
02:25:41
Oh, yeah.
02:25:41
E coli.
02:25:43
Is it incredible that we have a voice,
02:25:45
vocal cords and
02:25:49
we have a ear?
02:25:50
I can hear things.
02:25:52
Meanwhile, we have a microphone that can pick up sound and mimic it.
02:25:57
And we have speakers.
02:25:58
They function exactly the same way.
02:26:01
Did you know that you can reverse and you can actually a speaker,
02:26:04
it works as a microphone and a microphone works as a speaker.
02:26:08
Not a very good one to do, but it does work.
02:26:11
Interesting.
02:26:12
Just because it picks up the reverberation.
02:26:15
Yep, the diaphragm and a
02:26:18
how does it pick it up so complex so and how how is like record
02:26:21
still like topnotch when it comes to recording audio quality vinyl.
02:26:26
Good dynamic of it
02:26:28
does it or does it even work comfortable because you're used to the car?
02:26:32
No, no, because I disagree with
02:26:36
record Sound.
02:26:37
You are an audio player.
02:26:38
Horrible digital and it depends
02:26:41
I get really other into in a record and I mean you know
02:26:47
I say this terrible audio record has its own character
02:26:50
you know the way it was pressed, the way it was handled.
02:26:52
But there's nothing special audio, broken
02:26:55
bells and whistles or is it just is it actually something that's worth a damn?
02:26:58
Nothing this year?
02:27:00
Nothing beats live music
02:27:04
in the digital is probably the closest capture we have.
02:27:09
This chick's talking about Mexican food.
02:27:11
I have no idea what they
02:27:13
I'm Mexican, so I think Mexicans are at the top
02:27:16
because we all love this.
02:27:19
However, when comedians start out and go, Oh, I'm Mexican,
02:27:22
so I'm going make a mexican joke, Google, if you want to,
02:27:27
doesn't have the cheese a woman either, but we'll give her a chance.
02:27:30
Latino foods like we jumped into regular food category,
02:27:34
you know, I mean, like ask any of your friends what their favorite food is.
02:27:37
Nine out of ten times are going to go, oh, favorite food, pizza.
02:27:40
Chinese and Mexican.
02:27:43
They're also Latino.
02:27:47
There's no Latino food.
02:27:51
Not bro.
02:27:52
They say Mexican.
02:27:55
That's what they're
02:27:59
that's what's up.
02:28:00
But then
02:28:03
with that, to the point
02:28:05
I don't know if that was a comedy act more than just a point.
02:28:08
She had a good point. It was a terrible comedy.
02:28:10
I thought it was a great point.
02:28:11
So it's kind of confusing.
02:28:15
See? See,
02:28:16
you can have a great point and be funny.
02:28:19
You can't just
02:28:21
go for culture.
02:28:25
No, we're not.
02:28:26
We're not saying you shouldn't exercise,
02:28:31
but vast majority of your health is
02:28:36
linked to diet
02:28:40
as above, so below jeans.
02:28:42
What about this
02:28:58
and food apocalypse?
02:28:59
From Dallas, Ft.
02:29:00
Gibson.
02:29:01
Oh, listen up. Okay.
02:29:02
We dive deeper into what
02:29:05
Wade and uncensored banter.
02:29:06
Here's a no nonsense disclaimer with the side of questionable gibberish.
02:29:11
We're here for a good time, not a correct time.
02:29:14
All right?
02:29:15
And this crazy world where snowflakes, applesauce and jabber critic.
02:29:19
We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
02:29:22
So here, jabber article line.
02:29:24
Let's get jabber the soul of our discourse, be
02:29:27
it from guest hosts or any random loud mouth is to tickle your funny bone,
02:29:32
tease your gray matter and illuminate the path to a mirthful existence and.
02:29:36
Any semblance of seriousness is gibberish accidental article to jabber
02:29:40
everyone equally.
02:29:41
We're equal jibber offenders, all right.
02:29:43
We don't give a hoot about your jibber race, religion, or whether you prefer cats
02:29:47
or dogs. We're here to roast
02:29:49
everyone from politicians to jibber to our own sorry selves.
02:29:52
No jibber safe, not even grandmas. Apple pie.
02:29:55
Article three screwed political jabber.
02:29:57
Listen, we ain't here to hold your hand
02:29:59
or jab or anything, so if our jabber offend you, tough luck.
02:30:03
We're not responsible for any ruffled feathers.
02:30:05
If ever offended.
02:30:07
Hey, if you can take the heat, we promise we'll dish out some belly laughs
02:30:10
and maybe a couple of jabber Article II jibber fake news alert.
02:30:14
The tales, rumors downright lies you hear here are as chipper as a $3 bill.
02:30:19
Any resemblance to real life events or people, whether alive or pushing up
02:30:23
daisies, is purely jibber and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
02:30:27
We're pretty sure the earth is round, but Jabber, who cares?
02:30:31
Article the Jabber cause why not parody and jabber our bread and butter folks?
02:30:36
Any likeness to actual people or characters is just us having a laugh.
02:30:41
Not a reason for a jabber.
02:30:42
We might not be
02:30:43
the smartest chipper in the jar, but we sure know how to stir up some trouble.
02:30:47
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a chipper,
02:30:51
then congrats. You're our kind of people.
02:30:53
We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some jabber joy,
02:30:57
and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious all the frickin time.
02:31:01
So buckle up,
02:31:03
buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride through the absurd gibberish of our humor.
02:31:06
While sledge rants like
02:31:11
I should have played there before and stuff.
02:31:14
Brady and Brady and Jerry
02:31:17
as a fervent Soviet
02:31:20
cutie. So close.
02:31:21
Brady for sure.
02:31:23
Doing it our way.
02:31:25
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
02:31:28
Brady and John show it's Brady and drawbridge
02:31:33
station now Brady draw
02:31:41
it's supposed to say that this was a favorite to us.
02:31:44
No, I did It just took a while.
02:31:47
I like our growth at the ball like that.
02:31:49
There was like a lot of there's a lot going on there
02:31:52
now. It's beautiful.
02:31:53
My favorite is the timing of the ball.
02:31:55
It's like you can tell there's a pause
02:31:58
from where it's got to go this way.
02:32:01
Very good.
02:32:03
It is one of those things that came together.
02:32:05
It was it was a good idea.
02:32:06
It Came together quick when I was I was just grabbing random shit
02:32:09
and I'm just like I
02:32:10
in a variety of like us looking like we're I love I love your crank.
02:32:13
I don't know.
02:32:13
You're talking about what you're you doing this
02:32:15
just because it's just over-the-top, like, you know, like, just mannerisms.
02:32:20
It's just what you would see in a stupid sitcom, like, Oh, my God.
02:32:23
Like,
02:32:24
I putting our faces on Laverne
02:32:26
and Shirley for, like, an hour and a half, and it just didn't work.
02:32:29
Yeah.
02:32:30
Over that time, I found one site that would do it all automatically,
02:32:33
but I wasn't willing to pay like 1600 dollars for the next 20 years.
02:32:37
So I've got I've got Apple motion.
02:32:39
I haven't used it in a while,
02:32:41
but the last time I use it was to fuck around with some,
02:32:46
you know, you take the head
02:32:47
the morning phone round and find track the tracking
02:32:52
you can which motion does a really good tracking. But
02:32:57
as far as technical issues, this show, I think there's a huge delay on the audio.
02:33:01
That's why everybody was walking and everybody was not to interrupt.
02:33:05
The manager's been me delay.
02:33:07
There wasn't too much I know.
02:33:08
I felt like for a while there was not anybody else,
02:33:13
so I successfully left.
02:33:15
So I'm happy with the show.
02:33:16
Yeah. No, it's
02:33:19
that was my whole drive through fast
02:33:21
food segment for the Repast, which is great.
02:33:26
So my favorite time, some of my family memories is when I was a young teenager,
02:33:30
when the older teenagers would take us out, Thanksgiving was over.
02:33:34
Everybody was starting to pass out and then we would branch off to the young.
02:33:38
It was it was fun, actually.
02:33:41
And there's really there's nothing open.
02:33:43
Well, I'll leave those stories for for another time.
02:33:47
I can't tell too many stories because my kids are still
02:33:50
probably, you know, listening.
02:33:53
It's weird that Gary was hearing rumors about his parents
02:33:56
and I worry about my kids.
02:33:58
That's quite a different thing.
02:34:00
Isn't that quite a different dynamic of maturity?
02:34:03
I'm just.
02:34:04
Do you really think that it's as parents?
02:34:07
Because I was just kind of joking about Mama Fly.
02:34:09
I just kind of a joke.
02:34:11
Actually.
02:34:12
My whole my whole plan was and it backfired.
02:34:14
But my plan was to bring out Mama camouflage because Gary's a certain age.
02:34:18
I don't know, maybe his mom's dead.
02:34:20
And so was hoping that it would stay with my mom's dad and I would go.
02:34:24
Breaking news, breaking news.
02:34:28
I. I kept bringing it up, and then the one day he said, no,
02:34:31
my mom would be fine with it. And I'm like, Fuck, she must not be dead.
02:34:34
And I was like, Dammit,
02:34:35
my mom's old enough where I'm not going to joke around like shit
02:34:38
that man, because it's going to be any day now.
02:34:39
And it'll be if I joke about it all the time, it's bound to happen that day.
02:34:45
That doesn't change anything.
02:34:46
You thinking about destiny?
02:34:48
That was a previous show.
02:34:49
It doesn't count thing.
02:34:51
There was no such thing as either.
02:34:52
What I took from that.
02:34:55
Just like.
02:34:56
Just like carrying shit on both sides.
02:34:59
Yeah. I don't know, Gary.
02:35:00
You every was awful sensitive about it being his mom, because,
02:35:04
I mean, he made the joke about his sister dying and he, like, joked
02:35:07
and he brags about it, so I don't know if the mom's a sensitive subject.
02:35:11
Maybe that's the one thing like he actually has a soul about it.
02:35:17
He would call it a soul.
02:35:18
He wouldn't even call it a clump of souls.
02:35:23
He he has more religious prowess
02:35:28
for atheism than my own pastors did when I was a young kid at a private school.
02:35:32
I know, right?
02:35:34
Right.
02:35:34
You never seen a bigger preacher for his religion.
02:35:38
I applaud it.
02:35:40
Very funny, though, because
02:35:42
if I don't know too I don't think he brought it up
02:35:46
this whole show, because usually I mention when he he
02:35:49
didn't blame cooking or repast and religion
02:35:53
so that didn't happen.
02:35:54
Well, everything tell him.
02:35:56
No, no, no, I don't know.
02:35:57
I don't know how he could have circled
02:35:59
is what he manages to do it on every other topic.
02:36:02
We do the alien messenger abduction, ancient aliens.
02:36:06
And yeah, I didn't get into some of that.
02:36:09
We did different time.
02:36:09
I was like, How would you have a meal on the moon or
02:36:18
that son of a bitch?
02:36:19
And the only thing I wanted to see was the bruise
02:36:23
he snuck away with.
02:36:24
I would do in the grave in the night.
02:36:26
And that's all right now.
02:36:29
That's not all right.
02:36:30
Where's the closest graveyard
02:36:33
to me?
02:36:33
It's probably. It's far, far away.
02:36:37
To be honest, I couldn't walk there. Really?
02:36:38
Good driver.
02:36:40
No, that's weird, but it's a Google. It.
02:36:45
No, it took forever.
02:36:46
Even though for you was probably no time to drive to the fucking drive.
02:36:51
It was like I had a baby. He's gone forever.
02:36:54
I texted him for like 10 minutes.
02:36:57
I texted one of my children who was home from college and she just started.
02:37:01
She's in the middle of a movie.
02:37:02
So I was like, Well, she's not going to able to bring it to me.
02:37:04
And there's no way I'm not the kind of person that can pay twice
02:37:06
the price to have something delivered, especially some shitty part of that movie.
02:37:11
Not the one at the theater.
02:37:12
No, the other people though, The Matrix probably would have been pissed off.
02:37:17
My dad is still talking
02:37:19
with me.
02:37:20
Hack movie kids these days.
02:37:22
These privileged kids, they probably would think that,
02:37:24
you know, I'm surprised they're actually going to movie theater.
02:37:26
We were going to rent the theater
02:37:27
at the end, at the late end, way late in the COVID they were
02:37:30
they were letting you rent the theater if you had like ten people.
02:37:33
I think that was the minimum.
02:37:36
But then we we were almost ready to do it.
02:37:38
They're like, well, you can't pause the movie.
02:37:40
We're like, Well, dude, the only reason we want to do
02:37:42
it is so we can pause the movie,
02:37:44
like take a bathroom break if we need to, or laugh or rewind.
02:37:48
You can't because they must have that room like schedule, just like other movies.
02:37:51
I don't know.
02:37:52
Do you think bigger than the fucking remote that you could even like?
02:37:56
Yeah, I think they do.
02:37:57
You think they're doing real?
02:37:58
The real shit Still, or do you think it's digital screen?
02:38:02
It's most of it is streamed high definition so they protect it better
02:38:05
because that's all that shit got out early is because somebody would show it
02:38:09
because they'd have to ship it like three weeks, three months before.
02:38:11
I don't know how long it takes to set up a real the real thing,
02:38:14
even so that you could actually do it easier than having the digital stream.
02:38:19
Yeah, but then, I mean, they would have these big movie releases for Star Wars
02:38:22
when, when like the next three came out in the nineties,
02:38:26
but they were already being released on the Internet before you know
02:38:30
so it was it wasn't much of a premiere when everybody had already seen it.
02:38:34
It wasn't good quality don't
02:38:36
still see in the theater.
02:38:40
Yeah I've gotten by for sure on the
02:38:42
just the camcorder that people somehow manage to handle.
02:38:46
They know somebody in a movie theater.
02:38:48
Yeah those are the so much now that they have advertisements.
02:38:51
You ever see the ones where the guy starts,
02:38:53
he starts mixing all this shit that they can steal all your sports games,
02:38:57
all your movies. He puts them in a blender and then it's whatever.
02:38:59
I can't remember the advertisement I'm not going to get.
02:39:01
I wouldn't even say it if I could remember it.
02:39:04
So it's funny when you watch the movie and every like 15 minutes
02:39:08
it cuts in with one of these stupid little cartoon interruptions.
02:39:12
Like, you know what?
02:39:13
I think I'm at a point in my life now where I can afford the 750.
02:39:16
So, yeah, I stopped watching those two.
02:39:19
No, it's funny, I was going through some of my random shit and I had like
02:39:23
the one of the last bootleg things I acquired was Anchorman,
02:39:27
and it was the shot from a camcorder in a movie theater, and it was ripped to it.
02:39:32
I just.
02:39:32
It's in my garbage bag over there.
02:39:34
I like, Why do I still fucking have it?
02:39:36
It's like I can just stream without any platform.
02:39:39
It was just a pile of shit that I had a lot of danger for.
02:39:42
When the shit hits the fan, all you have is your grocery bag full of fucking porn.
02:39:46
And Ron Burgundy,
02:39:48
right
02:39:51
now. What was I going to say?
02:39:54
Oh, yeah.
02:39:55
We never even gotten so I.
02:39:57
He left and I was going to call him out because I don't feel like
02:40:01
he did a rant at all.
02:40:03
There was no official rant
02:40:05
and I was going to say, Hey, maybe do a rant at the end because.
02:40:08
You didn't rant about shit.
02:40:10
I don't know.
02:40:11
There's nothing like there isn't really a hardcore format to the show.
02:40:15
So that's probably why
02:40:18
there should be something that resembles the topic.
02:40:23
Yeah.
02:40:24
Think you're cooking segment cooking here.
02:40:28
Why do I think you are losing
02:40:31
Thanksgiving like me is talking so
02:40:35
yeah, I mean, we love the rant.
02:40:37
He agreed that when he moved there and he got all peace and harmony and shit
02:40:41
that he wouldn't be able to rant anymore.
02:40:42
So we should have changed the name of the show then if it was a problem.
02:40:45
I think it's more of a figurative name than an actual
02:40:49
request.
02:40:49
So he can still really choose not to.
02:40:51
It's a world thing he's given up.
02:40:54
I tell you what, I usually don't going to.
02:40:58
Not as good as he thinks he is here. McGary.
02:41:00
He is not new.
02:41:02
He is not as good as I will disagree.
02:41:05
I bet you ask him he is just as.
02:41:07
He thinks he's just as good as he really is.
02:41:10
And no, that's the point as I'm calling him out to try harder
02:41:14
to prove me wrong and you're ruining it.
02:41:16
I'm going to break already know that.
02:41:18
I'm going to break my rule.
02:41:20
You were right.
02:41:20
I was wrong.
02:41:21
I apologize.
02:41:25
I usually don't push the buttons after.
02:41:31
No, I mean,
02:41:32
I thought we were going down whatever road.
02:41:35
I guess I was the one who just only brought the actual content
02:41:39
I worked all week.
02:41:41
I was just looking forward to relaxing and eating and watching.
02:41:43
It was something I wanted him to talk about.
02:41:46
Whatever his topic of choice words, but all we did was just watch them.
02:41:52
It was repast, it was good.
02:41:53
It was just like I talked about.
02:41:56
He could have regaled us in cooking.
02:41:59
Hey, we want to see cooking show.
02:42:01
Rachael Ray doesn't just sit there and go, Oh, I've got two eggs.
02:42:06
No, I've got this one.
02:42:07
Hold a second.
02:42:08
You know, when I was in that hills of her childhood, she tells us about her mom.
02:42:14
She is. She talks about her.
02:42:16
They hungry?
02:42:18
The simple, simple argument is the earth is not the moon.
02:42:21
Gary is not Rachel Ray.
02:42:23
That was. I'm not saying you should be.
02:42:26
That was a perfect
02:42:28
the zany cooking show expected.
02:42:31
You couldn't even see what he was doing.
02:42:33
No. Yeah. Yeah, it was all right. If you could.
02:42:35
If you could, I probably have been less interesting.
02:42:38
He should have multiple shots.
02:42:41
He has a second device with an Internet connection.
02:42:45
We should have went there. And he's going to do that.
02:42:46
Which obviously I said I can help if I know what you're doing.
02:42:50
And he said, You'll see that was my fault.
02:42:53
That yeah, they should have that should been a red flag
02:42:59
that you'll see.
02:43:00
If he did that to me, I would be prodding of like, what is it, what do you want?
02:43:04
And you know what? Reminisce.
02:43:05
And that's what I told
02:43:06
eighth grade teacher when I didn't prepare for my reports either.
02:43:11
You'll see.
02:43:12
I'll see.
02:43:13
You'll see how much I mean, it was like fucking 830 on Sunday night.
02:43:16
I'm like, Shit, I don't have anything.
02:43:18
I know.
02:43:19
I'll do a magic trick
02:43:23
now. I'm. She.
02:43:23
I'm honestly, I'm shooting at it for fun, obviously.
02:43:26
Who cares? He can do whatever he wants.
02:43:28
It was so interesting that
02:43:30
if he wants to come at night a little bit more, he bitched out on
02:43:34
the we're on a rant proposition.
02:43:35
I was really ready for a rant.
02:43:37
I just I just got caught by Gary, which I guess is what you're saying.
02:43:41
Yeah, it's been like that since since he moved to the place.
02:43:45
He moved that. I won't say again.
02:43:47
You can.
02:43:48
It's not about ranting about anything.
02:43:50
It's just like regales and, you know,
02:43:51
I thought we were going to go on a little bit with,
02:43:53
with maybe Thanksgiving, you know, and Native Americans and genocide
02:43:57
and we can just talk about a topic. A subject.
02:44:00
Well, I just saw as the paradox and irony of you ranting about him.
02:44:06
Not ranting technically was a rant.
02:44:08
So we can check that box Now, is this isn't true.
02:44:11
And so this is for right now this is part of the pledge
02:44:16
who I didn't mean it to sound like that.
02:44:19
So my my rant and my rant for fladge,
02:44:23
my rant to fladge is there was two things that I needed to see.
02:44:27
I didn't want to see it. I needed to see it.
02:44:29
It was the bruise from him falling over the fence
02:44:33
because it was I mean, it looked pretty intense.
02:44:34
It looked like a lightning bolt.
02:44:35
So it's was probably like huge by now.
02:44:37
And too, I wanted him see him eat that banana.
02:44:43
Yeah, okay.
02:44:44
I agree with that. But where did that?
02:44:46
Because had you not said that
02:44:49
my two have been at least
02:44:52
a five to a five minute rant
02:44:55
and and repast,
02:44:58
I have to looking at the screen that the livestream that I'm playing
02:45:01
because I keep forgetting what the word is.
02:45:03
I look
02:45:05
like family, like rubbing.
02:45:07
It's like rubbing to the extent
02:45:09
so you can run up or you can rupture or you can repast.
02:45:13
I said, It's time travel.
02:45:15
The most repast, the most you can do
02:45:18
back to the future should have been called repast,
02:45:21
repast, past repast, and then would have been repast again.
02:45:25
And then we already wrote in the future, so do in re future.
02:45:29
Back to the future.
02:45:30
And then the third one would have been we already re past it.
02:45:34
Yeah, we got to re pass into the future.
02:45:38
That was the western, right.
02:45:39
I didn't get that.
02:45:40
I didn't understand.
02:45:41
I don't remember. And mix them all up.
02:45:44
Well it's, you know why it's confusing because they all bounced around
02:45:47
between themselves after the first one, you know.
02:45:49
Well they're all time travel movies and so they all end up in random location
02:45:54
or how we were
02:45:57
aren't we passing aren't will pass repast were past
02:46:00
aren't we past the point in back to the future
02:46:04
Both things I think we are.
02:46:06
Yeah. Should we have hoverboards?
02:46:07
We almost have hoverboards in the movies.
02:46:09
Things go for a rewards to the future.
02:46:12
Is there anyone left in chair that can help me?
02:46:15
Well, there's been so helpful today. Thanks. Well, there.
02:46:17
When did back to the future they went to the When was the future.
02:46:21
Back to the futures.
02:46:23
I don't see anything in any chair.
02:46:25
Oh, shit. It's down there.
02:46:26
I can't see that. How do I see that? Better.
02:46:29
I can make it to see that better.
02:46:32
You grow out
02:46:34
of it. You can go to rumble.
02:46:36
Rumble dot com for your friends right now.
02:46:39
Your watch I've got over in sodium.
02:46:42
If it's so small in video there's going to be a giant chat bar underneath it.
02:46:46
If it's on your phone or next to it if it's on your computer
02:46:50
right below that, there's somewhere there's a button that says subscribe.
02:46:52
If you click on that, you pay five bucks a month and watch our unlimited
02:46:56
behind the scenes content on local,
02:47:01
which is unlimited, which we're giving you a free preview.
02:47:03
Now eventually this will be there.
02:47:06
I mean, technically it's unlimited start.
02:47:08
We'll start adding hot content like all the other girls and shit.
02:47:14
So version of only fan
02:47:16
and similar hot tub segments.
02:47:18
Yeah, all that you get all that shit in locals, anything you ask for.
02:47:24
We wrote Gary's Banana thing on the microphone.
02:47:27
Yeah, we were lying.
02:47:28
Gary's actually eating the banana locals right now.
02:47:30
If you go there right now, you get know
02:47:32
is slowly eating it right up against the microphone.
02:47:35
Oh I'm sorry. You're right.
02:47:37
That's the only thing I sometimes I get as locals
02:47:39
and is only fans mixed up whenever you leave home.
02:47:41
That's what he says know that's where atheists go on Sunday.
02:47:45
They're only fans.
02:47:50
Yeah.
02:47:51
In church we always go to church and then they go to their
02:47:54
only fans.
02:47:57
Okay.
02:47:58
1985.
02:47:59
The first timeline in Back to the Future was 1985.
02:48:02
Then he went back to 1955 where he played the guitar at school, obviously
02:48:06
for his parents, got all weirded out and almost had sex with his mom.
02:48:09
Right.
02:48:10
And then the third timeline, it started in 1985.
02:48:13
They went to 2015. Yes.
02:48:15
So we passed that. 2015.
02:48:16
Should be where all the hoverboards were.
02:48:19
And then the fifth timeline.
02:48:21
Wrong.
02:48:21
It's kind of scary.
02:48:22
All they've got.
02:48:23
It is I mean, like 1885.
02:48:25
Yeah, that was the Western.
02:48:26
We're not good enough.
02:48:28
Then back to 2015, the end.
02:48:29
So yeah, the very, very future that they were kept going back to or from
02:48:33
coming from had have had had, have had, have had a
02:48:38
big bang reference for anybody who knows that
02:48:41
is, I mean we didn't do a good enough job.
02:48:44
No, we're not even keeping up with parody comedy.
02:48:47
What's what are those car comedies?
02:48:49
Movies.
02:48:51
No, they 100%
02:48:53
when they would make sci fi stuff like that, they didn't want to just
02:48:58
go, Oh, let's just create fake technology.
02:49:01
They would actually consult theoretical physicists for technology
02:49:05
would potentially exist.
02:49:06
Now, how accurate they want to be is up to them.
02:49:08
But and then the theoretical physics is theoretical still.
02:49:14
So I mean, but for the most part,
02:49:18
if the idea of the technology is there and they can understand, like
02:49:21
with a certain amount of time, we can get there, they
02:49:24
you think we'd have our rewards.
02:49:25
But now we so we're so on wheels they do make a reference
02:49:29
that he still has the quantum mind jar which is from 2075.
02:49:34
So what's his name.
02:49:35
Doc Brown actually was at 2075 at one point.
02:49:40
Fascinating.
02:49:42
Oh, there,
02:49:42
there, there also was the Star Trek thing where
02:49:47
So if you apply the same logic
02:49:48
when it comes to like technology, they kind of tried to do the same thing.
02:49:52
Their thing was the beam me up, not from the beam me up, the beam me up.
02:49:59
That potentially
02:50:01
couldn't happen back.
02:50:03
That there's the reason that
02:50:06
the reason that they did that was because it was more cost
02:50:09
effective for them to go from point to point B
02:50:13
and just appear on the ship and then peer up here somebody else.
02:50:16
It was easier and cheaper for them to use that as their technology for.
02:50:20
Isn't that funny how the shortcut became of the most iconic
02:50:23
brands in
02:50:26
There's no way I would do that if, like, if you go on a trip
02:50:29
and you have four pieces of luggage, they can get three of them
02:50:32
there and one of them goes to, you know, where you're not.
02:50:35
What happens if that's like your left arm?
02:50:39
I know they've
02:50:39
had episodes like that where you go to the one
02:50:43
there was one Star Trek where it looked like Willy
02:50:45
when they were like debris up stuck in the ceiling.
02:50:48
Remember that one scene when they're all stuck?
02:50:51
They were trying to tell it.
02:50:52
I think really, really look at a teleport human fly,
02:50:56
kind of
02:50:59
the same concept
02:51:00
or similar know his DNA got merged.
02:51:04
We know how they're doing it with them.
02:51:06
MRSA treatments instead of sci fi.
02:51:10
You know, he's got a band
02:51:14
100% safe and effective.
02:51:18
I mean,
02:51:20
it just came out.
02:51:22
No, you know, everything has be 100%.
02:51:26
There's a video out there where they actually show
02:51:27
Pfizer's own people preaching 100% safe and effective.
02:51:31
Then three months later was like 96%.
02:51:33
Effective three months later, it was like 76% effective.
02:51:36
It shoots all the way down to like 16% and waning.
02:51:40
So that meant still dropping
02:51:44
their own people said that 100% safe.
02:51:46
And speaking of dropping it,
02:51:49
since you mentioned that I still got this year,
02:51:53
you know, why would I be involved
02:51:56
in that Exactly.
02:52:02
But I see
02:52:02
I don't I can tell the audience for
02:52:05
so many reasons. Why.
02:52:09
Why would you.
02:52:11
Yeah.
02:52:11
Why are you involved in all the things that you're involved in?
02:52:14
I don't mean to be
02:52:16
ruining everything, but I think he might be lying there.
02:52:20
I'm just saying way like.
02:52:22
Yeah, exactly. Even if you just.
02:52:24
Why Would he be involved in all the things that he's involved in?
02:52:26
Why? Like Mr.
02:52:28
Gates, we asked you what kind of car you had.
02:52:30
Why are you talking about.
02:52:35
Oh, I'm sorry.
02:52:35
I have a Ford Victory from Crown Victoria.
02:52:38
And was I talking about repopulating the earth again?
02:52:40
I thought you were asking me about depopulating the earth.
02:52:43
Why? Yeah.
02:52:44
He's like he comes raging into the.
02:52:45
Into the theater or into the auditorium.
02:52:48
Why is everybody accusing me of this?
02:52:50
And nobody around him has said a word at that particular
02:52:56
three people in line said something
02:53:01
which is always hilarious
02:53:02
because it does happen where you have like
02:53:06
celebrities.
02:53:07
I know a good example with celebrities that like
02:53:10
or people that are of notable nature
02:53:12
that will just respond to comments.
02:53:15
Actually, I have to I had Corey Booker,
02:53:19
Corey, I went through my old text I was deleting about to share.
02:53:22
There was, I think two specifically.
02:53:25
One was Stan Van Gundy is standing and he
02:53:30
that pastor, you know that's fucking
02:53:35
is it saying we're going to hear steaming and certain wife
02:53:40
because when he was just he was a shitty coach and I was shitting that
02:53:43
because he was being too political and not coaching the fucking team.
02:53:49
And she responded to one of my fucking comments
02:53:52
and she was like, I forgot what she said.
02:53:55
But the other funny one was Corey Booker, who was a
02:53:58
It was a video of him singing some campfire song
02:54:02
with a bunch of Democrats, like some sing song shit on Hillary's.
02:54:06
And I'm like, This is why?
02:54:08
I'm like, This is why people hate politicians.
02:54:11
I mean, and I forget what he responded to, what he fucking was.
02:54:14
And it's like, why are you even why are you even entertain thing?
02:54:18
Like my comment?
02:54:19
Yeah, that's I mean, that's there was some type of narcissism that's
02:54:23
there that like it.
02:54:26
You can go through and
02:54:27
respond to every single person. Why
02:54:31
I think most of them have people for that.
02:54:34
When you're on that level, why,
02:54:38
why, why, why respond or why are people the response?
02:54:41
So why address any of it?
02:54:43
Why even cause the number one source to click on
02:54:46
the internet is some kind of animosity or anger.
02:54:49
Like there's a 50% chance people click on something to say, Well, I love you.
02:54:54
There's like close to 100% chance people click on and say, Oh my God,
02:54:57
I fucking hate you. Your whole movement sucks.
02:55:00
Okay, let me let me and let me let me just phrase it this way.
02:55:03
It's I guess I guess a difference
02:55:05
of you addressing everyone as a whole versus
02:55:09
you responding to one individual commenter because they, like, didn't
02:55:13
like what you had to say and so you responded to them
02:55:16
specifically in a reply versus going, Hey, I've heard a lot of people
02:55:19
have this commentary about what I did or what I said,
02:55:22
and I just want to clear the air because a lot people are saying
02:55:26
this versus like, Hey, this one person, I'm going to respond to a comment.
02:55:29
There's celebrities that do that show, which is kind of weird.
02:55:34
They will entertain
02:55:36
a Facebook or a frickin Twitter profile or X profile
02:55:40
that has, you know, seven, seven followers.
02:55:44
Yeah, I feel like
02:55:46
I'm too old to understand all that shit because they some people that
02:55:50
know the trick and they fucking expand their base can do magic.
02:55:54
You pay for it,
02:55:56
you pay for it.
02:55:57
But that's what you are.
02:55:57
I'm trying to weed out the fake, the bias and the fake
02:56:01
who follows and profiles and
02:56:05
Elon Musk too.
02:56:06
Yeah, that's what I forgot to add to that.
02:56:07
All those equations and stuff, they don't include how the death rate is increasing.
02:56:13
The death rate has one of those bell curves too, because of gates.
02:56:17
Elon.
02:56:18
Elon Musk.
02:56:19
They're on the same company.
02:56:21
Elon's Bell Curve.
02:56:23
The way deaths are increasing because we have an elderly elder
02:56:26
population, we're about to have a huge die off of people, right?
02:56:30
Because because of the baby baby boom and because of people like,
02:56:34
you know, phones that aren't fulfilling, having babies that they're dying off. So
02:56:40
it's just like a calorie deficit.
02:56:42
If the world has more people dying than are being birthed,
02:56:45
you're going to lose weight.
02:56:47
You're going to lose weight no matter what you do.
02:56:50
Well, just like just like the climate, it does this and it's going to do this.
02:56:54
Whether we're fucking making fake meat or fucking.
02:56:58
We have 100,000 million cows.
02:56:59
It's still going to do this all day long.
02:57:02
Yeah.
02:57:02
I'm sick of the hypocrite, hypocrisy, hypocrite.
02:57:06
I'm sick of the hypocrisy of the poor.
02:57:09
There's making it worse yet there's a hypocrisy
02:57:12
with the climate change movement.
02:57:13
It appears
02:57:16
climate does change.
02:57:18
It's called the Sun and the Earth.
02:57:23
Freaking George Carlin had a famous hippie dippy.
02:57:26
He would always be like today
02:57:28
light tonight chance of dark
02:57:32
like obviously.
02:57:33
Yeah.
02:57:34
Nowadays he's nowadays there's a group of people that'll be like,
02:57:37
we must have a protest and put a bunch of money together
02:57:39
to get this stop this darkness.
02:57:41
Every night together we can have it.
02:57:44
It's like, Dude, turn a light.
02:57:45
It's been happening forever.
02:57:48
Even before we had light.
02:57:52
Yeah, I always used to show
02:57:55
similar context, but will you like the weather?
02:57:57
You know, it's like, Oh, the weatherman.
02:58:00
Oh, there's going to be a percent chance of rain tomorrow.
02:58:03
And it's like.
02:58:03
So if it rains, you're right.
02:58:05
If it doesn't rain, you're right.
02:58:08
But giving a percentage doesn't really.
02:58:11
You're right, no matter what.
02:58:14
I guess what all the weather man has to do is just like, if,
02:58:18
you know, we live in where we are, we just call up Lansing and go, hey,
02:58:21
what's what weather is it over there right now?
02:58:23
And they're going to go, It's raining.
02:58:24
And it's like, oh, it's going to
02:58:25
it's going to be raining here in by like an hour and a half.
02:58:28
There is a network of sensors, though, that help compared to what the
02:58:33
we used to have
02:58:34
the satellite.
02:58:39
The fuck was that?
02:58:40
Was that your repast?
02:58:43
Yeah.
02:58:43
Something about bourbon here that you.
02:58:47
Do you do that?
02:58:48
It was either a frog or you burping us thanking the chef.
02:58:51
I just.
02:58:52
I just finished my beer and I kind of thought I was get it.
02:58:55
And I think that was my body telling we could put more and more out.
02:58:59
Yeah, that's better.
02:59:00
My son always says, Oh, no, I got room
02:59:03
where you're.
02:59:04
So he says, I can put one more in
02:59:06
after he burps.
02:59:10
This is a hot dog eating.
02:59:11
Just you miss the hot dog Eating and drinking was hilarious.
02:59:17
If only there was a way.
02:59:20
All right.
02:59:21
Yeah, we already gave it up, though.
02:59:23
The funny thing was, it's a female, right?
02:59:27
So do you think there's, like, you know, some snickering that's going on?
02:59:30
Because, you know.
02:59:32
Yeah, but that's
02:59:33
probably why she's good at it.
02:59:36
That's why
02:59:37
that's probably why she's good at it.
02:59:40
So she choked on it some.
02:59:41
She's like, Oh, I did it.
02:59:43
I, I thought she was kicking ass.
02:59:44
That's why he choked.
02:59:46
No, she choked and she died.
02:59:48
Oh. In the during a hot dog eating games as a college lacrosse chick.
02:59:53
Then, you know, I don't
02:59:57
I don't know why.
02:59:58
Why would she choke choke on Twitch?
03:00:02
Because she can't she's not good.
03:00:03
It wouldn't, you know that before you tried to shove.
03:00:08
I know she's like I've never been able to throw a dick
03:00:10
before as a Why would I enter a dog eating contest?
03:00:13
I have to sit here.
03:00:14
Meanwhile, meanwhile, got, you know, Susie over there, that's,
03:00:17
you know, fucks every dude on the football team.
03:00:20
She would definitely win that dog eating. I just
03:00:24
know, honestly the trick is, is the whole bone like them weird?
03:00:26
Do you ever see the contest they, like, soak the dunk in the water?
03:00:31
Yeah. Why? Then Why even make them eat the bun?
03:00:33
Just eat the hotdog.
03:00:34
I don't. Yeah, right. I don't. Yeah. Yeah.
03:00:36
You would eat all the hot dogs first and then you would, like,
03:00:39
soak the bonds and then squeeze it down.
03:00:42
And no one like
03:00:44
even then don't understand how soaking it helps bring it down.
03:00:47
The water you're putting on water weight.
03:00:48
Are you allowed to piss during the like do it themselves during the
03:00:53
competition.
03:00:55
Kobayashi is one of the motherfuckers, I think, as all athletes
03:01:00
seem to brag about themselves, lifting themselves like it's
03:01:03
some kind of mental fortitude.
03:01:05
And you know what?
03:01:06
It's actually easier to piss yourself, so fuck you.
03:01:10
Give me the mental fortitude
03:01:11
If I can make it through the game, try as hard as I can and not piss myself.
03:01:16
Yeah, freaking reminds me of this dude a little bit out of shape when I knew him.
03:01:20
And then
03:01:22
they just tell you.
03:01:24
And then I think he got nothing.
03:01:28
No, he was definitely doing egg shaped.
03:01:30
And then do the we were working with,
03:01:33
they were both technicians at a dealership and they were friends.
03:01:38
And then the dude
03:01:39
apparently I was not at this party, but apparently at this party I hang out.
03:01:43
I would hang out all the time, but I wasn't at this party.
03:01:47
The dude was dating.
03:01:48
This chick is his friend, and the portly gentleman
03:01:54
got drunk and the friend passed out and the girlfriend
03:01:59
passed out.
03:02:00
Somehow had sex with the other dude.
03:02:03
And they claim that it was like he's like, Oh, I was drunk.
03:02:07
I had no idea. Like, I don't know, some tricks, Like, I'm a shit.
03:02:09
I'm just going, you know, I don't know.
03:02:11
And me and her and she
03:02:15
we were we were all in her early twenties
03:02:18
and she was, I think like 17.
03:02:23
And so he.
03:02:25
So when you say early twenties, you mean, you know,
03:02:29
17 all dudes.
03:02:32
No, like 20, 22, 23, 21 too.
03:02:36
I was like 2021.
03:02:38
They were like 22.
03:02:39
They were just fresh out of fricking
03:02:42
tech school.
03:02:45
And that was their first job at a dealership working on
03:02:49
BMW vehicles.
03:02:53
But so dude
03:02:58
had to was either
03:03:00
going to go to jail or one of the options was to join the military.
03:03:03
So he joined the military and he ended up being like, he's like, is this like
03:03:08
big buff motherfucker, like steroid it up, like, dude, like, get his arms.
03:03:13
He's kind of unrecognizable.
03:03:15
Good for him.
03:03:17
But he doesn't look that healthy. But
03:03:22
the whole point of
03:03:23
that was to mention the fact that he would, like,
03:03:27
post these posts about like, Oh, yeah, I threw up.
03:03:30
I threw up again when I was working out.
03:03:31
And it's like, that's your body telling you that you're going
03:03:35
through strain that it doesn't understand.
03:03:38
And like if that's your reaction to throw up, that's actually really a bad thing.
03:03:42
Like, right.
03:03:44
That's kind of reminds,
03:03:46
isn't it? Anorexia or whatever it's called.
03:03:48
If you even throw up. That's my read.
03:03:50
That's my rabbit hole again.
03:03:52
So back to where we're going with
03:03:56
play the rabbit Hole called Gimmick.
03:03:58
I want to go grab one more beer That's
03:04:01
scary or.
03:04:02
Yeah that's that's definitely Gary's shot there.
03:04:05
That's the thumbnail.
03:04:07
I forgot what Gary called the banana dessert.
03:04:10
That's all I remember is banana cock is Are you sure?
03:04:14
That's what we call it.
03:04:15
I imagine I'll play this one more for right now, you're feeling a bit like Alice
03:04:21
tumbling down the rabbit hole.
03:04:23
Down the butthole, down the right.
03:04:28
But all.
03:04:34
Yeah,
03:04:37
well, I think we just avoided a disaster.
03:04:42
What's that?
03:04:43
So I decided.
03:04:43
I decided to do my chicken in the steamer.
03:04:48
I haven't done steamer chicken in a while.
03:04:49
I don't know why. Because I was it in the salad.
03:04:51
I didn't really need to do anything fancy with it, so I turn the steamer on low
03:04:57
and it took the chicken out of it a couple of several hours ago.
03:05:01
It's still on low and it's been sitting on the thing and so good thing.
03:05:03
I want to get this last beer.
03:05:05
This is like a miracle beer,
03:05:06
because had I not walked in there, I may have not really heard
03:05:10
the things going on.
03:05:11
I'm like, Fuck, if I would have let us in the morning.
03:05:13
But if it didn't, it could have started a fire.
03:05:16
So even secretly ninja cooking in the background
03:05:21
was a no no, I was cooking.
03:05:24
Oh yeah.
03:05:26
With no food.
03:05:27
Steamer water.
03:05:28
Yeah, but there's still enough water in the bottom.
03:05:30
But I mean, you can't.
03:05:31
It's not going to last forever.
03:05:34
The, the insignia pressure cooker has just been recalled
03:05:37
because they put the measuring marks the wrong spaces.
03:05:41
So if you, if there's a,
03:05:43
there's an don't fill point line, if you use that it's actually overfilled.
03:05:46
So then when you go to take the top off safely,
03:05:48
it sprays out like liquid and everyone gets burned
03:05:52
much like.
03:05:55
So if you replace the finish line
03:05:58
PSA with a bunch of nails in butter and gunpowder.
03:06:02
Yeah, exactly.
03:06:04
It's not quite as effective as that, but very, very similar effect
03:06:09
you put. They put
03:06:11
actually, I don't know why I said, but they did.
03:06:14
They put it in the list so the nails would
03:06:17
to make
03:06:20
like bleach.
03:06:21
Finishing with it would sting with the salt.
03:06:24
Yeah. Yeah.
03:06:25
Ruthless.
03:06:26
No. Then they used to have like gangrene. Shit
03:06:30
for you.
03:06:31
What they would do when they put like Oh no, they would use dirty shirt.
03:06:36
Yeah.
03:06:36
They use dirty shit like Civil War era around the end.
03:06:40
And before
03:06:42
like shit with bacteria on it.
03:06:44
That way when you, like, get shot like even if you didn't,
03:06:48
if you, if you got brought back to their medic unit,
03:06:50
your shit would get all infected.
03:06:52
Yeah, that's kind of mean. They used to that.
03:06:54
They did it, They did that shit with their arrows
03:06:56
to put it in fucking animal poop so that they were getting infected.
03:07:01
Looks like Garry's getting a little bit of infection
03:07:03
on the side of his face from his banana desert.
03:07:06
How is he back? Look at them. Go.
03:07:08
Oh, he's back.
03:07:10
So you going to eat that gear?
03:07:14
Neither, Gary.
03:07:16
See if he goes further.
03:07:18
We don't even need him.
03:07:19
This is. This is just this entertaining
03:07:22
display.
03:07:23
The whole first segment again, I like little boys.
03:07:25
We jibber I like to deliver them on the inside.
03:07:28
Do like to play with stuffed animal jibber on my dirt floors.
03:07:32
We land in perfect.
03:07:34
I have a stuffed animal right here
03:07:40
and it's dirt floor.
03:07:43
And where we look at look at that look on his face with it.
03:07:46
That's it. Oh, yeah.
03:07:48
Eyes off to the side, hopefully.
03:07:50
Is anybody noticing that?
03:07:52
I'm about to deep throat this and it's going to disappear?
03:07:55
You never did.
03:07:56
What a letdown.
03:07:57
What a tease.
03:07:58
I know he, like, acts like he's going to.
03:08:00
He acts like he's this year I'm going to do.
03:08:03
And he used to.
03:08:04
He actually used to. He used to be way more bold.
03:08:07
What did he feel about stick banana boat stick dessert,
03:08:12
banana dick, Asian penis Red rocket
03:08:16
before like just as the rockets coming out I believe what he called it.
03:08:21
Why is the cherry.
03:08:23
Why is that over?
03:08:24
The cherry is so clearly he's not going to circumcise dessert.
03:08:31
It's a joke.
03:08:31
Yeah. Just freaking just recently
03:08:34
the rabbi
03:08:35
just did it with his teeth.
03:08:37
We've discussed that. Spread aids.
03:08:39
They should not do that. That's a good idea.
03:08:42
If you're going to.
03:08:42
If you have to circumcised, please don't use the grinding teeth of a rabbi.
03:08:50
Well,
03:08:53
I don't need to explain that.
03:08:57
So I was looking at the one in the video that's here.
03:09:00
That is a spoon, a different time
03:09:05
cooking food with fed
03:09:09
softly in the softly fed.
03:09:16
That's pretty funny.
03:09:21
This frickin repast.
03:09:26
He can't even stay on topic.
03:09:29
He cooks.
03:09:30
This is a cooking segment.
03:09:32
Well, it is called Cooking.
03:09:35
Well, I suggested feast.
03:09:37
I like the complex name, but I thought we were going in a complex
03:09:42
dynamic with it.
03:09:45
I'm. I'm going to like it.
03:09:50
What I think I think we I think we did
03:09:53
I think we went quite complex I mean the frog legs.
03:09:55
Yeah, we did.
03:09:58
Boy, if I didn't have some links for some random shit,
03:10:02
we would just be sitting there staring at a bonfire.
03:10:05
No, I think we would have talked about something
03:10:08
we know by now.
03:10:11
We didn't,
03:10:13
but we didn't, sir.
03:10:15
Well, but I don't know if we had much of a chance.
03:10:23
I was trying to follow.
03:10:24
I just follow what Gary was cooking.
03:10:27
I still. I just thought if it were Carrie was cooking.
03:10:29
We promised, the viewers.
03:10:31
One amazing dish cooked, Then it was what?
03:10:34
Guess what the flag is cooking is.
03:10:37
I never heard that before.
03:10:39
Do you smell what the fire does?
03:10:41
Cooking or whatever?
03:10:42
I just.
03:10:43
I take it the right way.
03:10:44
Whatever you said, if that was the right way, that's the way I typed it.
03:10:47
D Do you like I just.
03:10:49
When it comes.
03:10:51
Yeah.
03:10:51
Frogs, legs, frog legs, frogs, legs, frog legs.
03:10:55
Brian, what happened?
03:10:56
He ate the frogs.
03:10:57
Like frogs. The parasites.
03:10:59
The frog legs are frogs legs.
03:11:01
What is the parasite is diarrhea.
03:11:04
Shit.
03:11:04
Before he gets Seriously though, telling me that I think you got to cook
03:11:09
more than you're supposed to because of the weird, I would at least get out
03:11:13
like I.
03:11:14
I don't care about beef that I cook it, I buy it.
03:11:17
I just a thermometer to do my brisket in the air fryer.
03:11:21
I have a Bluetooth thermometer on my grill so I can I can I was going to go.
03:11:25
I just wanted you the store. I needed it now.
03:11:28
It was it was like nine bucks.
03:11:31
I've only I must be one of them.
03:11:33
Otherwise any meat thermometer will do.
03:11:35
But see, I only do that if I cook like a giant chicken.
03:11:38
Yeah, I've never done it with beef.
03:11:41
Because beef you can eat raw if you get it at the right place.
03:11:45
A steak is as long as you come.
03:11:48
If you're good, if it's totally cut through it,
03:11:50
that outside where all the bacteria is, it's going to be nasty.
03:11:54
Yeah. So that's the problem.
03:11:56
The meat glued steaks,
03:11:59
I'm sorry.
03:11:59
Worry with the music's and meat glue.
03:12:02
So you're talking like meat and glue, sticky stuff.
03:12:05
You're saying two words meat glue they use.
03:12:08
Yeah.
03:12:08
So it's a it's weird because I don't, I don't know, the chemical
03:12:12
makeup of the glue substance that they use.
03:12:15
It's like a powder.
03:12:16
But what they do is they take like, say you have a fillet, right?
03:12:19
And you have nice cuts of filet and then you have some random extra bits
03:12:23
that are so pretty good.
03:12:24
But so they take the meat glue and it's a powder
03:12:27
and they rub it on the steaks, they
03:12:31
slap the together.
03:12:34
Oh, yeah, yeah.
03:12:35
And then the meat glue kind of glues them together.
03:12:40
It's pronounced bitch.
03:12:42
It's, it's weird because supposedly
03:12:44
the meat glue substance is perfectly fine.
03:12:49
There's supposedly nothing unhealthy it and meanwhile,
03:12:53
when they do apply the meat glue, this is a thing you can Google it.
03:12:56
They're not shy about it.
03:12:57
This isn't like a shy process.
03:13:01
The meat glue.
03:13:02
They do wear whole full respirator units
03:13:05
while they're messing around the meat glue substance.
03:13:09
So I don't know how they go, guys, to a lot of things
03:13:12
where we're exposed to a tiny bit of flour,
03:13:15
doing it on a regular, working in the same thing.
03:13:17
Yeah.
03:13:19
So I know they stick a lot of the same
03:13:23
thing with the meat glue is the aspect is exactly what you said.
03:13:28
The bacteria,
03:13:29
the thing with the meat now is that the horse is
03:13:33
and still one outside cuts that have bacteria that are
03:13:37
that have already have growth on them that are ending up on the inside.
03:13:42
So you can't stay cool.
03:13:44
My girlfriend and I went to work.
03:13:46
We're religious black rock steakhouse goers
03:13:50
and we numerous times
03:13:52
found our filets that literally you would because you
03:13:57
cook it in pieces you have the stone and so you would bring it up, cut a piece,
03:14:02
cook it fresh, put the the raw steak to the side.
03:14:05
Again, it was you know, normally you could tell it was a seam.
03:14:10
You could yeah, you could find it and you could pull it apart.
03:14:13
And it looked like two pieces of meat still.
03:14:17
And we found that on several occasions
03:14:19
we stopped going to one location and we only went to
03:14:23
another location a couple of times.
03:14:25
And then I found that we found it at that location as well.
03:14:27
And then we stopped going there and I even I like I like little boys, pee
03:14:31
wee wee jibber I like to jibber them on the inside
03:14:35
started animal jibber on my dirt floors.
03:14:40
I'm not qualified
03:14:41
to tell you anything about anything, Huh? Wow.
03:14:47
I, I was.
03:14:48
I believe I was wrong.
03:14:50
I believe it was in a comment section.
03:14:53
I left a comment mentioning how you know her
03:14:56
and I spent we were we were we were known at the Nevada location.
03:15:00
Like we would go in there and we knew the bartenders, we knew the servers.
03:15:04
We knew the waitress.
03:15:05
The waitress.
03:15:06
We watched her go from waitress to frickin manager.
03:15:09
She was a hell of a frickin and she gave us free shit sometimes
03:15:11
because we waited fucking forever. A couple of times.
03:15:17
And that was the location.
03:15:20
And I left a comment, I think, on Facebook one time, and they didn't deny it.
03:15:25
They just said, Hey Well, we hope that you give us another chance.
03:15:28
Oh, you pick it up. Meat glue.
03:15:30
Oh, you
03:15:33
see, I can't.
03:15:35
I can't pull up previews and stuff with you, Gary,
03:15:37
because you'll immediately go right to it.
03:15:39
You go, I want you to finish.
03:15:40
And I had something next.
03:15:41
But if you're done now,
03:15:45
I never know.
03:15:46
Which screen is the screen?
03:15:48
I know I've it's funny for me because I'm like, I want to bring up the spinner.
03:15:51
I need it ready.
03:15:52
And it's like Spinner and Gary's like, squirrel,
03:15:55
but let's have a spin.
03:15:58
So why does I wish I always I assume
03:16:01
that you went like full screen with that, but my full screen is over here.
03:16:04
Well, your description of potentially perfect, perfectly descriptive.
03:16:08
I see it, but I don't want surface meat.
03:16:12
But here's a way we can fix it instead of growing our meat
03:16:15
and cows and cutting it and having service and bacteria we can just print. It
03:16:20
isn't actually steak.
03:16:22
It's made of beetroot, seaweed, pea protein and algae,
03:16:27
and it's fresh off the printer.
03:16:33
Yeah.
03:16:33
Okay.
03:16:34
So that's weird because, like, the whole
03:16:37
so it just reminds me of, like, the cow thing.
03:16:40
So with the methane issue with cows, which is why we're going to artificial meats,
03:16:46
they were saying that we just feed the cows
03:16:48
like red algae, that it cuts down on their methane.
03:16:51
But like, does that change?
03:16:53
Like how quality the cows are?
03:16:56
Like, there's always speculators. Shit.
03:16:59
Like nothing's perfect.
03:17:02
So I don't know.
03:17:03
I guess you're damned if you do. You're damned if you don't.
03:17:05
Is that it being 3D print right there?
03:17:07
The strands. Yeah, it looks just.
03:17:09
I mean,
03:17:10
I don't have a long nozzle like that, but it looks just like the shit that I print.
03:17:14
But I mean, being a welder, I've never like, it's like.
03:17:18
It's pretty much just
03:17:20
like,
03:17:22
well,
03:17:24
they're the padding exercise.
03:17:26
My teacher called it, and I guess I know it's a formal name for it,
03:17:29
but you'd have a piece of metal.
03:17:33
But you're big and you make, well, beads next to each other uniform,
03:17:38
and you just learn how to make straight lines with it.
03:17:40
And then you lay beads over the top of it
03:17:43
and eventually you end up with something that's fake.
03:17:46
But what you end up learning the whole time
03:17:47
is how to lay straight lines next to each other.
03:17:50
And then as you are welding, you're welding over
03:17:54
things that are changing you're adding different material.
03:17:57
You know, there's heat involved.
03:17:59
And so you're kind of learning how to weld on a variety of different
03:18:05
aspects of metal that are that are constantly changing.
03:18:09
And so when I look at 3D printing, I think of that.
03:18:13
But there is the whole complexity of and heating something up
03:18:16
enough to join it together.
03:18:20
It's very similar, but not as hot.
03:18:24
So I don't know because I've got plastic here.
03:18:27
I know.
03:18:28
So my plastic, my printer pretty much melts at 205 degrees.
03:18:32
So how much what do you have to get to hit the metal?
03:18:34
Like 15.
03:18:36
Yeah.
03:18:38
Well there, there's
03:18:40
a company I'm familiar with
03:18:44
that may or may not have or currently
03:18:47
or may work for in the future.
03:18:50
That is, in the metal additive
03:18:54
manufacturing, 3D metal printing.
03:18:57
And there are some pretty interesting cool shit that
03:19:01
they're able to do and getting to be able to do.
03:19:06
You'll be able to print stronger
03:19:08
every component for every anything shortly, if not or if not already.
03:19:12
I mean that's it's not a for it only thing why everybody doesn't have it
03:19:15
is because it's not affordable to be able to print with different materials.
03:19:19
It's getting there.
03:19:20
You have to have it when it's when it's vulnerable to
03:19:24
three hundreds of thousands.
03:19:25
Yeah,
03:19:27
Yeah.
03:19:27
It all depends on application at this point.
03:19:30
I've seen some of the mock up printers that they use in the Big three
03:19:33
where they used to have to have three men with knives and clay, three months
03:19:38
make up to be making the shell of a car and other things like that.
03:19:43
And it makes the shell they can change something
03:19:45
and print it again and cut off a piece such as You're a sexist pig.
03:19:50
Very worried that he wasn't working with top cuts. And
03:19:55
once they print this and start cutting it, that's when
03:19:58
it looks like meat.
03:19:59
So this is just straight printed.
03:20:01
Once it printed out of means.
03:20:04
No, it's kind of it's some kind of vegan bullshit paste.
03:20:08
Yeah.
03:20:09
So high sodium.
03:20:11
Oh, beyond shit is all high sodium.
03:20:13
Yeah, I know.
03:20:14
So I wish I found the other one.
03:20:16
They're actually printing it with flesh to.
03:20:20
So I, I watch
03:20:23
it like a try to find them, but it was they were taking just a single cell
03:20:26
like cells from fish and cells from beef and able to replicate cell.
03:20:30
And so they were claiming that it was still fish, still meat.
03:20:34
But how do you keep that alive?
03:20:36
How do you like it?
03:20:37
Isn't going to go bad, like in there are the shelf life.
03:20:42
It's very confusing.
03:20:45
Probably just like anything else, if it's organic, it's going to get.
03:20:49
Yeah, it's
03:20:51
amazing that or none of preservatives to it.
03:20:56
But some of the some of the chefs that were reviewing it,
03:20:59
they basically said here, try to make stuff with it.
03:21:02
You know, what do you think when they cut it and they were like,
03:21:05
none of it
03:21:06
had the taste of the really good good for a very long steak.
03:21:09
But they were like the consistency of the piece of meat they had
03:21:12
was way better than a regular steak from from one end to the other.
03:21:16
It was a more consistent sizzle, more consistent,
03:21:19
caramelized on the outside.
03:21:22
It's not as good.
03:21:24
I don't know.
03:21:25
I just I would have to try it before I judged it.
03:21:31
Is this yeah Gary meats this might be the real
03:21:33
this goes back to the Bill Gates where they were like oh he I forgot
03:21:37
he brought up the like one or two more calories
03:21:41
or something he said, but like, or it's less calories.
03:21:44
But guess what? It's more sodium.
03:21:46
It's like it's, it's, it's what is it? It's just nothing.
03:21:49
It's like a two piece.
03:21:52
This one is real meat, not plant based.
03:21:55
I thought we can get to a point in society
03:21:58
where our nutrients would all be on a straight vitamin
03:22:04
ship with whatever meat, and then our body would just sustain off of that.
03:22:08
Why do we need to consume like a volume?
03:22:12
You know, why can't we just take a supplement
03:22:15
that's got everything that we need
03:22:20
the car, the carbs, the protein?
03:22:22
Like why can't we just be one?
03:22:25
Why do we need to consume like, a volume substance?
03:22:29
Thanks for reminding me.
03:22:31
See, so ever since COVID hit and I was doing like service calls,
03:22:34
I started taking 50 mgs
03:22:37
1000 milligrams of vitamin C
03:22:40
and a multivitamin,
03:22:44
some ivermectin and some Z pack,
03:22:49
a direct vitamin C drip
03:22:52
and, some antibodies.
03:22:55
And when I was working at the shop,
03:22:57
I would be very, very regular on my vitamins and my fish oil
03:23:05
because of random of
03:23:06
fish oil, flaxseed oil, omega threes,
03:23:11
some of which
03:23:13
I try to I try to remember, but I just sucker remembering.
03:23:16
I've been doing better.
03:23:17
But I'll tell you my take on it.
03:23:21
Not that you ask, but that's supposed to be why we're here.
03:23:25
That sucked ass compared to my Baria from earlier.
03:23:28
That's why I eat instead of taking supplements.
03:23:32
I mean, I understand.
03:23:34
I understand the nutrients and the fulfillment I had,
03:23:36
but I don't want to take little Jetsons pills.
03:23:38
It's like, boom.
03:23:39
Oh, egg salad or, you know, boom, a whole breakfast.
03:23:43
And you may or may not taste it, but you get all the nutrients from it.
03:23:46
I don't want to take a taste little or I mean, take little spinach pills.
03:23:50
I'd rather eat food
03:23:54
to get my nutrition.
03:23:55
That's why it it tastes malicious.
03:23:58
You could also just, you know, not everyone gets all the shit
03:24:02
that they should.
03:24:03
And so that's what the multivitamin supposed to do.
03:24:05
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, I.
03:24:09
I'm not equating supplements, but you said why?
03:24:11
Why, why is it all that, you know, why don't we just take stuff?
03:24:14
Basically what I heard was
03:24:15
why don't we just injected in our, our nutrient bullshit?
03:24:19
You can eat some bullshit if you want, but you wouldn't necessarily need to
03:24:24
know.
03:24:26
Yeah, I don't know.
03:24:27
The government can push rather than food sales push a fucking nutrient pill.
03:24:32
They could give us nutrients through wi fi.
03:24:33
That's what 5G is. It's just feeding us
03:24:37
stupid in our drinking water.
03:24:38
It really people people think
03:24:40
it could spray it.
03:24:41
They could chem trail, spray food over us instead of doing instead of spraying
03:24:47
aluminum to try and block the sun, they could just spray broccoli, dust,
03:24:52
and we'd have no choice but to absorb it in our skin like
03:24:56
human photosynthesis.
03:24:59
Or I was trying to say that with a straight face,
03:25:03
Can we just talk broccoli?
03:25:05
Can we just absorb broccoli if it's sprayed into atomized particles from
03:25:10
isn't there a conspiracy theory that they're spraying
03:25:13
broccoli dust to try and give us nutrients?
03:25:17
I heard it on the television.
03:25:18
I heard unflattering light on Joe Rogan.
03:25:21
No, I heard unflattering.
03:25:22
It's like 45 seconds ago.
03:25:27
I notice some shows do that the like.
03:25:30
They have this news cycle.
03:25:31
They'll use their own report from 4 hours earlier for the next show.
03:25:35
Yeah. Yeah.
03:25:36
You can't just fucking comment your own self over. No.
03:25:40
See, back when back when Jon Stewart was on The Daily Show,
03:25:44
they would point that out a lot which I would fucking love because
03:25:48
the news organization would create their own news of their opinion.
03:25:53
People
03:25:54
like their side and then they would blur
03:25:58
the lines a bit between opinion whose opinion and who's news?
03:26:01
Because they do have people that are specifically opinion
03:26:03
and they do have some people that are just news.
03:26:06
And so
03:26:07
CNN does the same shit they did, not just Fox News.
03:26:09
They would point out all kinds of those people
03:26:13
doing the same exact shit
03:26:16
back then.
03:26:16
The Daily Show is good.
03:26:19
It is just around the same time.
03:26:20
That was good.
03:26:22
Colbert's character was awesome
03:26:25
that I have not so good as David Letterman.
03:26:30
I have The Daily Show book, which is Earth,
03:26:34
and then I have I Am America.
03:26:35
So Can You in America Again by Stephen Colbert on My back there.
03:26:39
And I am not a fan of Stephen Colbert at all anymore.
03:26:43
And Jon Stewart sometimes can be a little hit and miss because he can get,
03:26:49
I don't know, a little bit weird, but he's done a lot of good stuff.
03:26:51
But yeah, cool story.
03:26:56
I'm listening to the Jon.
03:26:59
I just hit a button and brought up something and changed everything again.
03:27:02
I don't know why people should just click on nothing.
03:27:06
I think that was the live feed.
03:27:07
Do you see a bunch of shit.
03:27:09
Yeah,
03:27:14
well, when it comes to
03:27:15
just whatever the fuck you're doing, whatever the game, whatever the fuck.
03:27:18
Gary Zoo and I have no idea what the fuck you guys are doing.
03:27:21
I don't know why the fuck I'm here.
03:27:23
So my question is, is just like,
03:27:29
you know, right?
03:27:31
Yeah.
03:27:33
Yeah, you were right.
03:27:35
I was wrong. I apologize thank you.
03:27:38
Thank you, Gary.
03:27:44
I accept your apology.
03:27:46
I blame work.
03:27:48
I'm like, I'm going to get I'm going to make my contribution to the podcast.
03:27:53
This is my contribution.
03:27:55
My contribution in my metaphoric contribution would be that I was so busy
03:27:59
that my food contribution for Thanksgiving is going to be going
03:28:02
to picking up fast food, which is what I usually have to do.
03:28:04
It's fucking in the morning
03:28:07
because, you know, Del Taco is the only thing that's open and it's
03:28:10
actually pretty healthy as far as fast food goes because they actually prepare it
03:28:13
all right there.
03:28:14
They like up the vegetables and shit.
03:28:16
It's not all super processed.
03:28:18
I know it's super high and salt super high in Greece and French, but they do
03:28:22
the salt.
03:28:23
They do say that even Taco Bell is one of the more healthier virtues.
03:28:26
Yeah, but I'm comparing it to Taco Bell.
03:28:29
That depends on what you eat.
03:28:32
Taco Bell's bags and meat comes from some other place gets pretty nasty.
03:28:36
It's usually not kept refrigerated.
03:28:39
I Del Taco is much higher better scale.
03:28:43
I know my guacamole was made by,
03:28:45
you know, Lisa at 10:00 this morning.
03:28:48
Yeah, I was like, not the same.
03:28:51
I'm not going to rip them too bad because they make a pretty good chicken burrito.
03:28:55
I will rip.
03:28:56
I think it's Nova, though.
03:28:57
Nova location is fairly.
03:28:59
I went there one time at night and literally it was like
03:29:03
less than a teaspoon of beef in my tacos.
03:29:07
Yeah, but you know what? I.
03:29:09
You're careful.
03:29:10
Careful what you wish for,
03:29:11
because you're probably better off with the little as as you pass.
03:29:15
I know you paid for it.
03:29:16
You should get your money's worth. It was barely anything.
03:29:18
I opened it with the tag on it was just like this little
03:29:22
smattering of meat.
03:29:23
It wasn't even a teaspoon.
03:29:25
It's like the kids
03:29:26
that are working there don't understand the value of a hard buck.
03:29:30
It was shortly thereafter. COVID.
03:29:32
I don't know if they.
03:29:33
Maybe they just were trying to stretch what they had.
03:29:36
But I called, I called and and I'm like,
03:29:40
yeah, it looks like there's like a teaspoon of fucking meat in there.
03:29:43
He goes, Yeah, that's how much we're supposed to put in there.
03:29:45
That's what our manager said.
03:29:46
And it's like, Are you just fucking me?
03:29:48
Or did your manager legitimately say And your manager is, Yeah.
03:29:51
So, and I'm like, All right.
03:29:53
And so I went on Yelp.
03:29:55
I don't always leave a bad review.
03:29:56
What I loved bad reviews. I almost never leave a battery.
03:29:59
I left three, I think three bad reviews in my lifetime.
03:30:03
One of them was this one.
03:30:05
One of them is the bar in Frankenmuth.
03:30:09
There's one bar in Frankenmuth that is a little rundown bar.
03:30:12
The guy slammed the door in our faces, even though there were people inside.
03:30:16
We had knew people that were inside.
03:30:18
And then when I went back the next day just to kind of say, like,
03:30:22
if you guys are close, like would have been nice
03:30:23
to just have someone tell us that rather than to slam the door in our faces,
03:30:26
shout out to the bar.
03:30:27
What was the bar necessary with?
03:30:29
The bar is but it's the only it's not there that's up there.
03:30:33
It's the stupid shitty bar.
03:30:34
And they've got a lot of bad reviews on Yelp.
03:30:37
So I went back the next day and I just kind of was like,
03:30:40
know, I wasn't sure what was going on.
03:30:41
I'm like, you know, I'm with my girlfriend.
03:30:43
I'm like, We went to this event. There was it was the World Expo, a beer,
03:30:47
little that I know the guy just didn't like out of towners and shit like that.
03:30:50
And you just want to. Whenever he wanted to go to bed,
03:30:52
he would just shut down his bar and go to bed.
03:30:55
And so he didn't want any more people in his bar.
03:30:57
But you could just like say, hey, you know, we're not. And
03:31:01
we even I even got someone like,
03:31:03
like the guy slammed the door door in our face
03:31:06
and then we're sitting there for a while and then a dude comes around
03:31:09
because the bathroom was right around there.
03:31:10
So we knocked on the door and a patron
03:31:13
who was going to the bathroom opened the door for us
03:31:15
and we get like three steps into this place and the fucking security
03:31:18
guy comes up and he friggin like,
03:31:20
just kind of like, shuffles us out as he would say anything
03:31:23
and just slammed the door in our face and that's it.
03:31:26
And so I was just like, that's pretty much
03:31:27
I wasn't trying to be a dick when I went back to the next day, but
03:31:31
I ran into two people somewhat, you know, in middle, middle,
03:31:35
middle twenties
03:31:38
year olds.
03:31:38
And I mentioned it to the one and the one was like,
03:31:42
Yeah, I'm sorry, that's not right, you know?
03:31:43
And the other one agreed.
03:31:45
And then all of a sudden
03:31:45
I hear this grumpy motherfucker go, Well, you know what I want?
03:31:49
We want to shut down.
03:31:50
And I'm like, And I'm looking and it's this little fucking short,
03:31:53
fucking old grumpy, fucking sad, pudgy, friggin gross looking motherfucker.
03:31:58
And I'm like, How am I going?
03:31:59
I am like, I just want to get in the bar.
03:32:01
I'm like, We knew people that had just gotten in here ten earlier,
03:32:05
and I'm like, Well, when they say, Oh, well, you know,
03:32:08
he called, he called me a wiener.
03:32:11
And yeah, he's just he's.
03:32:14
And so then and once he said little boys pee wee wee jibber
03:32:19
go on,
03:32:19
when he started calling me little schoolyard names
03:32:22
I just kind of laughed him because I knew I could kick their ass.
03:32:25
I didn't want to microphones in the car.
03:32:29
I just wanted to poke my head in there.
03:32:31
And I was just like, All right.
03:32:32
I'm like, I know who I'm dealing with, so I'm just going to go, then go.
03:32:36
Good luck with that shit.
03:32:37
Because I was also questioning his business ethics.
03:32:39
I was also a while because I'm like, I'm like, you run a business, right?
03:32:42
And I'm like, Don't you want to like, well, like we we
03:32:47
like, we'll go places and spend money.
03:32:49
I mean, we were ready to spend money
03:32:52
here is about ready to poke his head in there.
03:32:55
We would have easily racked up
03:32:57
80 bucks, 60, 80 bucks, just the two of us
03:33:01
drinking.
03:33:05
That sounded like a nice repast.
03:33:06
Eating and drinking.
03:33:08
Yeah, but fuck that bar. Nobody go there.
03:33:11
And if you do, tell the fucking to go fuck off or Taco Bell.
03:33:14
Taco Bell puts artificial sweetener in there.
03:33:16
Beans, their pizza, taco sauce and their. And
03:33:20
one other item
03:33:23
which I know they were, they didn't get called out
03:33:26
because there was something funny with their meeting.
03:33:30
Somebody
03:33:32
know they frickin forgot what the deal was.
03:33:34
There was like a certain
03:33:37
echo,
03:33:39
certain component in their meat
03:33:40
that may have not actually been meat or I don't know.
03:33:46
That's why they they changed their recipe
03:33:48
and that's why they ended up being one of the more healthier fast foods
03:33:52
is because they actually had to clean some of their shit up.
03:33:53
But there is high sodium content and take the sawdust out of their meat for filler.
03:33:59
Yeah, I don't know.
03:34:00
I think not exactly sawdust, but I think it was something similar.
03:34:05
I think Subway had to take
03:34:07
the rubber out of their bread
03:34:11
while their meat is waterlogged.
03:34:14
Anyway, they they they lost a loss.
03:34:17
They had to take it out or stop calling it bread.
03:34:19
All right.
03:34:20
What do I hear, Echo?
03:34:21
What am I hearing? Echo Over here?
03:34:24
They Had to with it.
03:34:24
That's a literal thing.
03:34:28
So lawsuit?
03:34:32
Yeah.
03:34:32
They had to take something out of their meat
03:34:34
that was similar to the Whatever was the sole of a shoe was made from
03:34:39
leather.
03:34:40
Not like the rubber was rubber classified as a rubber.
03:34:44
Really?
03:34:46
I'm trying to find the Taco Bell meat bag story.
03:34:50
Meat bag stored.
03:34:59
Now, I don't think I can watch it again.
03:35:02
Okay.
03:35:07
Should we know?
03:35:15
Kimberly said the Gary cooking.
03:35:20
That was like eating painful on my end.
03:35:25
I think we're forgetting the bigger issue here.
03:35:28
We still eat it.
03:35:32
And with the immense amount of research I've spent on this topic,
03:35:36
I can confidently say Taco Bell's meat is 100%
03:35:40
real ground.
03:35:43
Hear me out.
03:35:44
This is not consistency.
03:35:49
It's like a burger I'm talking about.
03:35:51
That's not Taco Bell's meat.
03:35:53
That's taco meat filling.
03:35:55
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
03:35:58
Part of me believes
03:36:00
that meat that is made with 100%
03:36:03
real ground beef
03:36:06
are honest 88% of the time.
03:36:09
So what exactly is Taco Bell meat filling?
03:36:12
Well, I'm pretty sure it's this and this and this.
03:36:16
But what does any of this mean? Well, I'm glad you asked me.
03:36:18
Little Jimmy melted.
03:36:20
Dextre is used to enhance texture.
03:36:22
Oh, really? Solve. But it's like sugar.
03:36:25
It's a preservative.
03:36:26
Describe for me that.
03:36:27
Oh, no, that's dextrose from the Turkish word.
03:36:30
Okay. That.
03:36:31
Oh, yeah.
03:36:32
Is a sugar derived from insect cocoons.
03:36:36
Whoa.
03:36:37
But what does any of this?
03:36:38
It's another preservative preserving modified corn, insect cocoons, liquid.
03:36:44
When the matter cools down, a gel,
03:36:48
it's also a preservative.
03:36:49
Soy has recently been replaced with old fiber for energy concerns.
03:36:53
It's very dry. Have you ever eaten?
03:36:56
What's it called?
03:36:57
Wood shavings.
03:36:58
It's a preservative because some people are constipated.
03:37:00
Then Taco Bell is there to help.
03:37:03
Thank you.
03:37:03
Old fiber sodium phosphate lowers the acidity and it works.
03:37:08
Burn with Hong Kong.
03:37:10
It tastes sweet.
03:37:11
P o. It's the preservation
03:37:16
of cocoa powder and caramel color
03:37:18
are used to make preservative like meat.
03:37:22
Oh, yeah,
03:37:25
it's a preservative.
03:37:27
No, it's food coloring.
03:37:28
Possibly my favorite ingredient of all it marula yeast.
03:37:31
It's most commonly they use beet juice.
03:37:34
Do you know that Smells like a pet store?
03:37:37
Sniff it ill.
03:37:38
You like Taco Bell? Yeah.
03:37:40
That's like eating dog food. Yeah.
03:37:43
The final 2% of a recipe is actually the seasoning, which is probably
03:37:47
the only thing we recognize, which is a combination of dried onion,
03:37:51
dried garlic, ground, cumin paprika,
03:37:54
chili powder, cayenne pepper, salt and msg.
03:37:57
So to get that texture, we want, we actually through all of the meat
03:38:01
into a stand mixer with a dough and just combine all the seasonings together.
03:38:08
That's it.
03:38:09
That's the meat.
03:38:09
Oh, so we're adding water and adding the food dye so that the meat looks cooked
03:38:15
and then we're going to away so that it looks cooked.
03:38:18
Taco Bell's meat.
03:38:19
We just got back from the drive through this whole meat.
03:38:22
They comply is it possible to get a bowl of
03:38:26
any salt and then a bowl of meat?
03:38:30
The season package that's a hallmark,
03:38:33
but this is our homemade Taco Bell meat.
03:38:38
This one's got a pretty good kind of get that texture.
03:38:41
That's as well.
03:38:43
I think that once we let it sit, it's going to taste even more.
03:38:45
This is the packet that is like.
03:38:48
Ortega.
03:38:50
Okay, let's cut to the chase
03:38:53
and back to life for the ingredients.
03:38:56
Silicon dioxide, the dust.
03:38:59
We tossed it into a SUV that rehydrate and cook our meat and bring it back to life.
03:39:05
What are the ingredients?
03:39:06
Silicon dioxide, anti-aging cream, natural built in things, yeast,
03:39:10
modifying cornstarch to is spot on
03:39:13
is just like gold all the time for this video is fry killing a lot of people.
03:39:17
Skip the clock. Well, sorry.
03:39:19
Take them.
03:39:20
Oh, that is so. Tell me. Looks like.
03:39:26
Wow, Yummy
03:39:30
is what the meat looks like.
03:39:32
Yummy
03:39:36
and fair comparison.
03:39:37
I should look up what Del Taco meat is.
03:39:44
It's probably the same.
03:39:45
Bu it's all textured vegetable protein in a soy product
03:39:51
and beef.
03:39:55
How much
03:40:01
Del Taco has hamburgers too?
03:40:03
So there's some kind of salad or not?
03:40:07
Like I don't sell hamburger Dilbert.
03:40:09
Del, The Dow,
03:40:12
the Del.
03:40:13
I think it's just called the Del
03:40:15
del Hamburger.
03:40:16
Clearly, this show is brought to you by Del Taco and not Taco Bell.
03:40:25
I don't feel bad.
03:40:26
I don't feel bad when I eat Del Taco.
03:40:28
I feel pretty bad when I eat Taco Bell.
03:40:31
I never had an issue with Taco Bell.
03:40:33
I don't know what people's issue sounds like.
03:40:35
It's more of a them thing.
03:40:38
I feel like
03:40:38
someone to have a life to suck the life of me.
03:40:41
It's probably all the carbohydrates
03:40:49
and learn the serve
03:40:51
here just because I feel like
03:40:55
this is so fucking hard. But
03:41:01
you're ready for the hardest thing you've ever seen in your life.
03:41:04
I think so.
03:41:06
Wait a minute.
03:41:10
Okay.
03:41:11
Is it coming up or did everything change through?
03:41:15
You ready for the
03:41:18
you ready for this happening?
03:41:20
So you should go fucking have this.
03:41:24
I hope it's the banana.
03:41:26
What do we get?
03:41:28
What do we look at?
03:41:29
That's like, Oh, fucking ampersand.
03:41:31
Oh, fuck. Yeah, Yeah.
03:41:33
What do you got. Carrie do?
03:41:35
You got a big smile on your face.
03:41:37
Oh, what is that on the plate?
03:41:39
I think I saw that.
03:41:42
Oh, look. Yeah, look at that.
03:41:45
All right, let's see that.
03:41:47
Let's see that big orange, yellow banana.
03:41:50
Right. It's an orange. It's Fucking yellow
03:41:53
is right in his mouth.
03:41:55
We will see it.
03:41:57
It's just like waving at how crazy his lips.
03:42:03
Revenue.
03:42:03
Revenue.
03:42:04
It looks like somebody drew a cartoon penis
03:42:06
and, like, guess rubbing it on his face,
03:42:08
but it's a fucking banana with a cherry on top.
03:42:11
Now, now,
03:42:13
since slow motion in other ways
03:42:16
to show what it all means.
03:42:17
First, my bananas don't have veins in them.
03:42:21
What's up with that?
03:42:24
How come we didn't get any balls?
03:42:29
What do you call it?
03:42:29
A candle.
03:42:30
So that was a different show.
03:42:34
Yeah, right.
03:42:34
They showed it later than the pass, as matter, I think.
03:42:39
The candle.
03:42:40
Candle.
03:42:40
Dessert, candles.
03:42:41
Dessert is a jail is a prison term.
03:42:45
We can't repass.
03:42:46
Yeah, You're going get the candle dessert tonight.
03:42:50
We got to fucking
03:42:52
throw the is with this dick.
03:42:54
Treat
03:42:56
this house
03:42:58
like a
03:43:01
He knew what he was doing when he was doing that, Rose.
03:43:03
Always rubbing it and rubbing it.
03:43:06
Yeah, I hope so.
03:43:07
You know, this cartoon,
03:43:15
he says it's just resting on his cheek.
03:43:17
I'm bulls.
03:43:18
Oh, he's. He's like, I'm now broke.
03:43:21
And he lifted it. Yep.
03:43:24
I am now both hungry and aroused.
03:43:29
That's the whole point
03:43:31
the rapist repeats.
03:43:34
Yeah.
03:43:35
Another, another scene, another Seinfeld reference the way.
03:43:38
It's a deep one, though.
03:43:40
But you know, you know what you've done.
03:43:42
Caligula, Caligula.
03:43:44
You know you've done Caligula.
03:43:45
You've now combined two of your favorite disgusts
03:43:49
into one
03:43:52
food incest, the banana.
03:43:56
Oh, he can get a bunch of
03:43:59
sins wrestling in his cheek.
03:44:01
He loves it that much. His best friend.
03:44:06
I like that.
03:44:06
He takes his time.
03:44:11
He's wanted to kind of get a little bit more
03:44:13
attractive, is having a little bit of issues.
03:44:19
It's like 3/8 erect
03:44:21
3 to 5.
03:44:22
It's I feel bad too, because I feel he was about to shove it in his mouth.
03:44:27
I stopped him.
03:44:30
I just wanted it full screen.
03:44:32
And then no, we came like and he was like, I,
03:44:36
he, I think I thought he said he wouldn't know.
03:44:38
And then he was like, no.
03:44:40
You said, since when is he.
03:44:42
Listen, No,
03:44:44
he's not supposed to listen.
03:44:45
I said, No, no, no.
03:44:49
Oh, we were afraid that he was going to choke on it.
03:44:51
No, that was a good call.
03:44:53
It's a hot dog. And us,
03:44:56
thank God in lacrosse.
03:44:57
And I can't fucking be there to do
03:45:03
this.
03:45:03
The generic news story.
03:45:04
It was more or less go happy as long as I said 30 years.
03:45:10
We will fell short a little fuck
03:45:15
off again.
03:45:15
Unless it's a dog.
03:45:16
Being in the cell probably is definitely a
03:45:21
good thing.
03:45:21
But you know what?
03:45:22
You've never seen or
03:45:24
heard about it.
03:45:26
Is that what it looks like?
03:45:28
Because I don't know it.
03:45:31
I've seen like I would always I always thought that the whole thing
03:45:33
that I thought the whole thing was red.
03:45:35
I always yeah, I imagine not know until I've never said or if I would have ever
03:45:41
it would have been the whole thing that the South Park educated me.
03:45:45
I did not realize that they're actually showing that kind of.
03:45:49
Well, yeah, yeah, I remember the Red Rocket episode, but I don't remember.
03:45:53
They actually.
03:45:54
I thought he was just always I thought he was always just
03:45:57
chasing them around that. No.
03:46:01
Did it stop done
03:46:07
or know.
03:46:07
So it's going down,
03:46:11
it's going to zoom in on him.
03:46:13
So it's, it's just he's, he's just letting us carry
03:46:16
curious with this
03:46:20
The banana was bound to go down there cause
03:46:25
he was about to get down on the banana.
03:46:29
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:46:33
I'm not supposed to do sounds after.
03:46:35
It's just too much.
03:46:38
I'm breaking my own rules.
03:46:42
He skipped a lot.
03:46:43
Oh, I hit the wrong button.
03:46:44
I should have showed him more. But
03:46:49
no girl called him to
03:46:52
show the rocket. Come on.
03:46:54
But they don't.
03:46:55
They just show the
03:46:58
little dog. Do
03:47:02
read like it.
03:47:03
Ready? I get it.
03:47:05
I get.
03:47:06
I get it.
03:47:08
I mean, what the hell are you doing? I'm making the dog.
03:47:10
They make dog myth. No, they don't.
03:47:13
Yeah, just hold on a minute.
03:47:14
The fifth episode showed how to do it. Read it.
03:47:16
Can I go ahead? Oh, cool.
03:47:19
Yeah, Too awesome.
03:47:20
I told you guys that.
03:47:21
No, I did.
03:47:22
I made good again damage.
03:47:24
You can only make dog once every few hours.
03:47:26
It doesn't work if you beat off a dog again right away.
03:47:29
Beat up?
03:47:29
That's what it's like when you make a dog.
03:47:32
Don't you guys know?
03:47:33
Well, you learned from the fifth graders.
03:47:35
Yeah, I guess they thought we were cool, so they showed us how to do it.
03:47:38
Hey, Commander, Doggie
03:47:41
falls apart.
03:47:42
That's.
03:47:44
And he's still waving dog by says
03:47:50
the only pets.
03:47:51
If you feed you this new trend of feeding your dog fresh,
03:47:54
fresh, fresh food that's better than you eat.
03:47:57
I don't know.
03:47:58
My girlfriend, my parents have a dog.
03:48:01
Um, is there dogs food in the fridge?
03:48:07
For now, we is your dog.
03:48:08
Regular dog food.
03:48:11
We had dogs that lasted.
03:48:13
A cat was like for 14 or 15 years.
03:48:16
Right? Okay.
03:48:17
My girlfriend gets her dog, but I've had it for 20 something to
03:48:22
the refrigerator meat and a tube that's like a sausage type.
03:48:26
Like,
03:48:30
her dog's picky.
03:48:31
I guess I get it.
03:48:32
If it was little dry dried crackers.
03:48:36
Well, if she ever, ever, ever tasted that,
03:48:38
would you want to go back to a dried cracker or dried bits of crack?
03:48:42
A little dried triangles? No.
03:48:44
See, there was, you know, food versus food. I don't know.
03:48:50
Yeah.
03:48:50
You know, dog, if you leave, a cat will starve themselves to death.
03:48:54
Dog, eat whatever is available, including its own shit.
03:48:59
Like there's still some nutrition left in that poop.
03:49:01
I think I can eat it again.
03:49:04
Now, some people might look at that as not socially.
03:49:07
You accepted, but maybe it's more practical.
03:49:11
We should eat.
03:49:12
We should eat food several times.
03:49:14
Maybe the dogs.
03:49:15
Right.
03:49:18
A dog food can sit there
03:49:19
and not like where the shit
03:49:25
is. There's nothing real in it.
03:49:28
We use real chicken and real
03:49:34
baggage, real cheap.
03:49:35
I just learned, though, that they can call it 100% real beef.
03:49:39
But there's only there's only 3% of the product is actually that
03:49:43
real beef was.
03:49:46
I think if you take the water out of anything,
03:49:48
you can dehydrate it and take it to the moon. Right.
03:49:50
And the astronauts eat anything.
03:49:51
It was just dehydrated.
03:49:53
Right now, I think it's one of my favorite jokes was Steven Wright.
03:49:59
I have dehydrated water.
03:50:01
I didn't know what the fuck to add.
03:50:07
Water.
03:50:11
You don't always add water
03:50:12
to a dehydrated, hydrated water
03:50:15
item.
03:50:17
National ice cream and luckily,
03:50:22
if you're in the middle of the desert,
03:50:23
they drink pee from a camel, they wash in it, they bathe in it.
03:50:27
You ever see those videos?
03:50:30
No, I don't know.
03:50:32
Yeah.
03:50:34
No, you're not. You.
03:50:35
It's very sanitary.
03:50:36
We go together right now.
03:50:39
This is the earth.
03:50:40
So this is literally the one where starts eating this fucking woman.
03:50:46
Let's just watch the show. Let's watch our own show.
03:50:48
Like I'm a little hole. So
03:50:52
the whole show was the repast.
03:50:55
It's supposed to be a dining experience.
03:50:57
Supposed to be a shit.
03:50:58
Like the the noun of repast is to eat a meal feast shared,
03:51:03
and the verb is to do with that experience.
03:51:07
So I waited an hour and a half for him to cook this fucking frog legs.
03:51:10
I ran out for.
03:51:12
It seemed like a long time, but it was really more like 8 to 12 minutes.
03:51:16
And in that time he fucking ate without me.
03:51:19
The whole point was we were supposed to be together.
03:51:21
Were supposed to have a Thanksgiving feast on the show.
03:51:27
So fucked.
03:51:28
I'm just inconsiderate. Fuck.
03:51:31
Yeah. No, he's. He ruined his own show.
03:51:33
That's the flag for you.
03:51:36
So I'm hoping this lines up.
03:51:39
Right.
03:51:39
And I'm pretty sure this comes across as I think it did, but this is
03:51:43
just he just is indulging in these fried eggs, and I'm trying to.
03:51:46
And he's stuff for entertaining.
03:51:52
Other other organisms have been eating other organism organisms
03:51:56
since the dawn of organisms like a I don't feel sorry for that at all.
03:52:00
That makes perfect
03:52:02
sense.
03:52:03
And then he's got to look up himself.
03:52:04
I look her, they're like, oh, man, I look,
03:52:09
he's not me.
03:52:10
I feel like breaking news makes a completely
03:52:15
different.
03:52:15
He's talking about his bullshit on camera,
03:52:19
but frog like wolves are, two things I enjoy doing eating on camera
03:52:23
and ignoring draw. Those are. Those are fine.
03:52:25
Those are totally part of the format.
03:52:28
I'm serious.
03:52:29
There's nothing wrong
03:52:33
as far as frog leg bones.
03:52:35
Hollow like bird bones are reptilian bones hollow like bird bones.
03:52:39
It feels like I'm sitting back like I get back.
03:52:42
My dragon is digging, so I kind of smirk.
03:52:47
I get a little smirk.
03:52:49
Well, to be honest, we all had first dates
03:52:51
and he was back, making me very sensitive to stuff like family,
03:52:57
dairy, family or anything.
03:52:59
Meal is a
03:53:01
meal is a horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible experience to share conversation.
03:53:05
And then he gives you.
03:53:10
No, you're not.
03:53:11
It's gross.
03:53:12
What the fuck is this?
03:53:13
Yeah, but he surprised people are just two months.
03:53:17
The fuck are we doing here?
03:53:21
I'm tripping out.
03:53:21
I can't tell which ones you and which ones are recorded.
03:53:23
You know, I was just started.
03:53:26
I was just started talking to the old and we're preparing.
03:53:29
Yeah. So.
03:53:33
Great question. What happened to Brady?
03:53:34
Didn't any.
03:53:36
He had like a producer
03:53:39
anywhere. Footage come through. It was just.
03:53:40
What?
03:53:42
No, wait.
03:53:43
Was my whole thing black?
03:53:45
It was for a while
03:53:48
until you go to the actual window.
03:53:50
We had the window, you know.
03:53:53
So, dog. Dr. Phil,
03:53:56
This bitch.
03:53:57
Dr. Phil Second reference.
03:53:59
Oh, we were watching our show alive.
03:54:03
What's that in the pan?
03:54:04
There are.
03:54:07
You can catch it. Good. Funny.
03:54:08
We watch it, Little.
03:54:11
Oh yeah.
03:54:11
I can watch the show later. Right.
03:54:13
We don't, I don't need to watch React
03:54:16
cooking one particular dish.
03:54:18
Like what?
03:54:20
You see
03:54:22
how long you think it took to get there?
03:54:26
10 minutes.
03:54:28
12 minutes?
03:54:28
What was it, 20 minutes.
03:54:34
It was pretty quick.
03:54:35
I went up the slow street because I was going to try and film it
03:54:37
and I didn't want to go to the street while I was filming it. Very
03:54:44
sweet ass car.
03:54:51
I felt bad after I filmed the guy.
03:54:52
I'm like, He gave me a weird look. I'm like,
03:54:55
Should try to make it look like.
03:54:57
I was looking at my phone instead of looking at him.
03:55:02
Oh, I've done that before.
03:55:03
I've filmed millions and
03:55:07
other people.
03:55:12
She's not a midget.
03:55:13
Was that It's going to be filmed without their consent.
03:55:19
The Michigan third party?
03:55:20
Yeah, I had it all planned.
03:55:22
And it's because I'm just filming B-roll.
03:55:26
I'm not filming you.
03:55:30
I just had my phone and my was the one I was hoping legitimately eight on.
03:55:34
I was like, you and the other lady that works there.
03:55:38
That's. That's me.
03:55:40
That's incredible.
03:55:43
Four, eight, four of me.
03:55:47
Yeah.
03:55:50
Holy crap.
03:55:51
Where do Brady go?
03:55:53
Doug Parker.
03:55:55
All right, so I'm
03:55:57
going to my wife, Susan, and I. So,
03:56:01
so, so food
03:56:06
repair meals, right?
03:56:08
This is just a meal in general because I didn't read something that it was
03:56:12
I'd read something only one thing specific that
03:56:14
I like a meal after read something the entire
03:56:19
definition
03:56:20
and you do you now get a delicious meal.
03:56:24
Well, we can also be a meal
03:56:27
you joined then you would have said a meal
03:56:30
like during part of the funeral,
03:56:32
like somebody choking in
03:56:41
all that.
03:56:44
So is it kind of funny that
03:56:47
I heard that I was listening?
03:56:49
I heard that
03:56:51
what my question is, is
03:56:54
did they when they don't mention an injury,
03:56:57
but I'm sure they want you can't or you can't
03:57:03
kill the clothes, you really win.
03:57:06
You and your guy lose you kind of guy.
03:57:09
You're
03:57:11
you're an idiot if you're like in second first.
03:57:13
Okay. Yeah.
03:57:13
Then that's more like moral because the funniest part of this,
03:57:19
does it make a difference that the lacrosse player
03:57:22
is a girl and
03:57:26
so she
03:57:28
was player girl
03:57:31
does that, right?
03:57:33
So you just
03:57:36
Brady
03:57:38
are your remote,
03:57:40
creepy, creepy voice.
03:57:42
I don't have as good a phone as
03:57:45
No, it was just weird because it's a cell phone.
03:57:47
Microphone versus a regular microphone.
03:57:49
So just the tonality is different.
03:57:51
It's just picking up different tones.
03:57:52
And so it just sounds like a weird drop versus like you talking in a microphone.
03:57:56
It sounds like a weird audio.
03:57:58
Like, you know, just hearing her her.
03:58:02
Yeah, yeah.
03:58:03
You know what I mean?
03:58:05
Something taken as food,
03:58:08
the act or time of taking food.
03:58:12
Okay here's back here
03:58:13
the drive through again you can get Yes.
03:58:17
You don't need to listen to me because you're not really saying anything, but
03:58:23
thanks.
03:58:24
I appreciate that.
03:58:25
I hear that.
03:58:25
So if I had a nickel for every time I heard that, well,
03:58:28
you're going to hear my damn aunts and uncles.
03:58:30
If I had a nickel for every I heard that I'd have no nickels.
03:58:33
You know why? Because I wasn't listening.
03:58:35
It was creepy.
03:58:36
What was that?
03:58:37
Somebody said, Now there's two of you that I have been worrying about interrupting.
03:58:40
I'm like, I can't.
03:58:41
It's funny, though, that it's a girl because you
03:58:47
see her like
03:58:49
he's just staring off into space.
03:58:53
B Are you podcasting or
03:58:58
ice cream?
03:58:58
Oh, but you can, but you can't.
03:59:01
Deep Throat.
03:59:03
So they go kill the rap.
03:59:04
You don't have an opinion.
03:59:09
I'm more interested in Brady.
03:59:10
And how can I produce to put Britney Spears?
03:59:12
I've got Brady screen on my screen. Oh, crap.
03:59:15
How do you get rid of it?
03:59:16
Good. Feel good. Good. It's.
03:59:18
It's like, small and cool.
03:59:20
Yeah, I went to full screen on him.
03:59:23
He's at the bathroom.
03:59:24
Before we got off.
03:59:26
We had offers
03:59:29
to drive through.
03:59:31
Yeah.
03:59:31
So there's a well,
03:59:34
they get
03:59:37
they know I was we were, I was anticipating
03:59:40
something I was going to could barely hear you.
03:59:44
I was going to say that's some sound weird.
03:59:46
Yeah. Anticipating something more entertaining.
03:59:50
It had it ended.
03:59:51
I was hoping you guys were just going.
03:59:54
They had legs.
03:59:55
We were too distracted by something, potentially.
03:59:58
I think.
04:00:00
But I don't know what else would have happened.
04:00:02
It would have been cool.
04:00:03
Yet you would just receive a bag of food and then get surprised.
04:00:09
The best thing that happens in a drive through is nothing.
04:00:11
Nothing.
04:00:13
I've seen too many videos on the internet.
04:00:14
I don't know what I expect.
04:00:17
Yeah.
04:00:18
So you're sweet to the person that it's a personal experience.
04:00:22
A personal experience.
04:00:23
As far as I know, I want nothing to happen except a bag of food with hot food
04:00:28
and everything.
04:00:28
I ordered at least the same amount of items that I ordered my
04:00:34
back.
04:00:35
I mean, didn't give us a car ride back, regardless of your locations.
04:00:41
No, I thought of that.
04:00:42
I'm like, I'm going to turn it on.
04:00:43
I'm like, No, I'm not going to give a ride
04:00:46
bad enough that I del taco shit
04:00:50
and that one.
04:00:52
So it's all because you got to leave these kids
04:00:55
with them in the shape.
04:00:59
Pretty sure
04:01:00
repast is a almost an obsolete word,
04:01:03
but we use the bully
04:01:06
legs.
04:01:07
It's like a 14th century,
04:01:11
really.
04:01:13
It's not even just rape or rape or I like that.
04:01:16
It is the worst version of it.
04:01:19
Rapist. You could rape somebody.
04:01:21
You could if you rape somebody a little bit more than you, it's a rape.
04:01:25
Or if you rape him to the fullest extent, then it's a rapist,
04:01:30
not with an eye rapist.
04:01:32
East he repast I mean
04:01:35
repast R-E-S-P-E-C-T,
04:01:39
I spelled it wrong,
04:01:44
at least replaced
04:01:46
so repeat are very P Yeah.
04:01:51
Try and spell the name of the show with that Aretha Franklin rhythm.
04:01:56
You carefully mean you better than me.
04:01:58
I can't do it in r e s t.
04:02:04
Yeah,
04:02:07
that's a penis for sure.
04:02:09
So, Gary a penis. He eight legs.
04:02:12
I get it.
04:02:13
I get it. It was a riddle for us to figure out everything.
04:02:15
It was body parts.
04:02:23
Body parts?
04:02:26
Yeah.
04:02:43
Yeah.
04:02:46
As a body.
04:02:47
So below,
04:02:49
in the words of a Gary
04:02:53
Tracy, can it
04:02:56
be really brutal?
04:02:58
It's the Brady Show.
04:03:00
Brady and Gary suffer offense so below
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because he's so close Brady and for sure doing it
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our way we're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady and John
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show in Brady and draw in special now Brady draw
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the best so we're going to be dreaming about that
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thank you A dream
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perfect
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Do we go longer Wait hold on Satan.
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Oh we started late.
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I'm having a so pissed that we missed the longest show by like minutes last time.
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I'm like, if we just would have dragged it out a few more sentences.
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And I think that's what I'm doing right now.
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Brooke The five hour ten?
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No, we're only at four.
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We can't.
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We were done. Yeah, fuck that.
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The official Gary Hall is above.
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So below the. Yeah, Yeah, I'll hit it.
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Make sure I got to get this line up
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as above.
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So below you
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anymore.
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Most popular, Bobby. So below.